My Little Pony GeneralLast Thread: >>2894990Less than twelve hours to go...POST NIGHT PRINCESS
what time it is?!
>>2899203Seconding this
>>2899212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PZUSbAwa2o
IT'S FFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
Im sleeping with the princess non sexually
What horse would horse around?
You guys in the hotel room has one of you've gotten told to get off the table yet?
>>2899229pony fart time!
>>2899238Gosh anon, I wish I could sleep with the princess nonsexually.
>>2899229yup. middle of the night!
>>2899237
>Season 2 made Rarity popular among the brony plebs>Can't have Rarity as mai any moredammit.
>>2899242These horses
I wouldn't mind if we went /soc/ for just a little bit to prove we're better looking than most broniesIt could be our little secret
>>2899259you mean season 2 made your pone likeable?
>>2899252Her mane smell good.
>>2899259Oh, is that why Rainbow Dash was such a cunt this season.
>want to masturbate>site I use is 503
>>2899238She reminds me of Hakase here.
>>2899259She's still the second least popular. It's the same as S1 bro
>>2899259>Season 2 made Rarity popular among the brony plebs>implying Twilight still isn't the top brony waifuEqD don't lie son.
My headcanon is that those 9 guys in the hotel room are all fucking one guy, who has been chosen as the slutty mareBUT THEN THEY POSTED AN INVITE IN THE PISS
>>2899259>changing waifus >letting autist influence your opinions
>>2899265no.
>>2899265/soc/ plspls /soc/, pls
Take a look around you, you're shoulder to shoulder with comrades. Remember all those times you talked about being the Slutty Mare? I'm sure no one would notice if you just went over to the bed and lay down for a bit. Imagine one of the guys you're standing with filling you with their girth. Letting you live out your deepest fantasy.
>>2899271>implying
I can't do this anymore you guys, I can't keep pretending everything is okay when pony is missing
>>2899275What 'cha fappin to?
>>2899266No, season 2 completely botched her character and turned her into a generic Daphne-esqe love interest. Its complete bullshit.
>>2899268It smells like the aroma of flowers on a light summers breeze.
>>2899265>implying we're not all ugly as sin like average bronies
>>2899254Party of One in 4 pages!
>>2899259>>Season 2 made Rarity popular among the brony plebsThat's not true, though. The only pony less-favorited is Applejack.>tfw the two best ponies are the least plebeian
Alright: This beautiful, adorable, sweet, kind, fairy princess is trapped away and corrupted into Chrysalis the changeling queen.Is your love strong enough to free her from her curse?
>>2899296are we watching the same show?
Fun factDinosaurs were apparently warm-blooded
>>2899281NO THEY AREN'TOur guys have only five people and did not post room number. Its not them.
>>2899287No thanks.
>>2899304I know I'm not!
>>2899281>My headcanon is that those 9 guys in the hotel room are all fucking one guy, who has been chosen as the slutty mare>microwave
Someone cap a pic of Jay with his mom. And maybe ask him to sign a LMR pic with here there as well.
>>2899305
>>2899314>Come say hi. we have pizza.>Homestead suites, one plaza drive, Secaucus NJ, room 322.It's the same room
>>2899306Tis a good feel
>>2899307>curseMaybe she decided to be evil. Maybe she's a perfect Randian ubermensch.
>>2899307Why would she even want to be uncorrupted?She seems to enjoy being evil, and who am I to decide what is good for her?
>>2899305I cant read runes.
>>2899307No, because that's a fucking piece of shit OC and not my glorious, unrepenting Changeling Queen.
>bronycon
>>2899322Oh shit that is Microwave isn't it>>2899081>there are 9 of them at a con>they're still fucking browsing MLPG
>>2899332Where is AJ and Rurity?
>>2899333Maybe they just want to see how many people they can get singing outside their door.Or maybe this is the orgy I've heard so much about
>>2899324pls respond
>>2899350It's 1 AM
>>2899332colour me
>>2899346
>>2899324> And maybe ask him to sign a LMR pic with here there as well.>ask himNah. I'm asking his mom
Guys please.Pls you guys.no bronycon.
>>2899353>RurrityLMJ pls go, your mother is calling
>>2899307Oh I'll free her.
>>2899304I'm not
>>2899350Would you rather talk to bronies or browse MLPG?>>2899357Why can't it be both?
>>2899369That works too.
>>2899259>Implying real Rarity fags weren't dedicated since art of the dress
>>2899368why is she a gigiantic cunt?
>>2899304I like to think I'm beautiful on the inside.
>>2899393she isnt, she is a small blue horse
>>2899393has*
>>2899388I'd rather do something with the 8 other guys! Non-sexually, calm yourselves
I liked Green Isn't Your Color.
>>2899370 bronycon all night
>>2899304I'm beautiful.
>>2899408Pleb tier episode and overrated.
>>2899408i did too
If LMJ doesn't bring his mom into the convention center tomorrow, I'm going to be very, very disappointed.
>>2899392>art of the dressShe's been sharing the first place since the second episode for me bro.Remained at the top alone after Dragonshy
>>2899408I liked every episode, including OWTEW and Show Stoppers
>>2899402There was a collective sound of disappointment when we moused over the spoiler
>>2899307>female Shining Armor with fairy wings
>>2899414look at this Dashfag
>>2899392Completely irrelevant, baronies have ruined Rarity for the rest of us.
12 hours till what?
>>2899420>Remained at the top alone after DragonshyShe _was_ the best-prepared pony.
>>2899418What's all this about Jay and his mom? He doesn't actually live with his parents, does he?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC2vXVU9OU8
>>2899429>Implying Im not a rarifagIs a terrible episode.
>>2899418>LMJWait whatSince when did LegalMumboJumbo like ponies?
>>2899304Yeah uh I'm likeSo handsomeI'm so handsome that women find themselves hurtling through the air at my dick, vagina first
>>2899417You're a cool guy, as is >>2899423We're cool guys.
DO THE D-A-N-C-ESTICK TO THE B-E-A-TJUST AS EASY AS A-B-C
>>2899432Are you even a fan of the fandom?
>>2899414Fuck you asshole. GiyC is the second best episode next to Pinkie Keen (which is the best episode with the best godfearing moral.)
>>2899337>>2899338>>2899340Mah drones
>>2899437Apparently, he brought his mom to NY for BronyCon. Yeah.
>>2899438AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIM NOT READYIM NOT READY
>>2899438>Because III LOVE to make you smil-grin-grin-dsfio-443
Buckle the fuck up, tomorrow we're going [XRated]
>>2899438Looks like the fedora rule is still valid. They look like they're having fun.
>>2899431how? I thought the bronies jumped on yellowautism and Twilight
>>2899437>>2899437>He doesn't actually live with his parents, does he?Who knows? But we do know that he's sharing his hotel room with his mom, so we can only hope that she'll be there tomorrow.http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/post/26070462853/i-just-realized
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhNASGIh6TM&feature=relmfuWhat would Binney Brush's favorite pony be?
>>2899455FPK is better than GYIC
>>2899438ITBEGINSHERE WE GO
>>2899451DO THE G-A-B-E-N1-2-WAIT UHHHHHSTICK TO THE ...E-A-T
>>2899438>that black guy My fucking sides
So we got the Bingo, now we need the drinking game.
>>2899438I would go to this, but only if I was so drunk I ruined the experience for everyone but myself.
>>2899444>>2899444Update on our hotel friendsLook at Microwave's fucking face
>>2899475That's what he said.>reading comprehension
>>2899438Do I really want to watch this?
>>2899495>shipping
>>2899438hey that fat guy with the metallica shirt is still there
>>2899475I agree.Good christian morals are so underrated in children's cartoons.
>>2899438>BronyCon invites the whitest black man in the worldThis day is going to be perfect.
>>2899438Does any of them have a sense of rhythm?
>>2899517Or dignity.
>>2899512Yes it is
>>2899517>brony "musicians>rhythm
What's the difference between ponyfag and brony?
>>2899495>that faceSweetie, is that you?
>>2899517apt-get update aspell
>>2899528about 75 lbs
>>2899507By federal law, a fat white guy in a metallica shirt must be in attendance at any gathering of more than 300 people.
>>2899337>>2899338>>2899340>>2899340>>2899382>>2899458You guys are evil. I would fucking save her and she'd be grateful forever.
>>2899528Power levels.
>>2899438the comments, oh god the comments... tonight i think i drink myself to death
>>2899528Self-awareness.
>>2899464I know this sounds pleb as fuck but what's the name of that song?
>>2899529No.
>>2899536
>>2899525StormWolfWoodenToasterInterrobangPieEurobeatBronyYeah, fuck you.
Could someone post the gummy pinkie picture?
>>2899528Ponyfags are in it for the show, bronies are in it for the fandom
>>2899548hehehehYou picked the perfect time to come back, btw.
>>2899528A brony is anyone who identifies as one.Same for ponyfag.
>>2899563Say what you want, but nobody still here is in it for the show
hey guys, can you make me a list of all the cringe worthy things that are going to happen at bronycon, you know, besides the obvious fact that it is happening.btw, i don't want the bingo, i want your own list.
>>2899562Which one? And how is that mini Rarities going?
>>2899569I'm in it for the dosh
>>2899567>>2899567>You picked the perfect time to come back, btw.why's that?and why is my post "dead"?
>>2899571Gay orgy incident.I'm calling it onw.
>>2899569Can't it just be both?I like hanging out her AND I like the show.Crazy, I know.
>>2899571...but what if the bingo is my list?
>>2899367>>2899332failure poster
>>2899571I've got myself a press pass and I'm not afraid to use it to document this pastathon.
>>2899569I can honestly say I would be far more upset if the show was cancelled than if everyone suddenly stopped posting in these threads.
>>2899571Someone is going to ask one of the VAs to do a line from some horrible video.
>>2899548There is thread for that in /mu/why don't you get back to that, eh?
>>2899559i think he prefers EurobeatGuy, or w/e his name was before doing pony music
>>2899571EverythingEvery SINGLE GODDAMNED THING
>>2899569I'd say its more a matter of degrees.At least at MLPG, Do You Even Watch The Show is a battlecry. And sure, we argue about waifus and plausible scenarios, but we try to use the show to support them, instead of citing other fanfiction.
Wow, this completely autismal fandom is ruining the show for me. Good going sperglords.
>>2899541This is pretty much it. We pretty much do the same thing as them, yet we try to conceal it.
>>2899585>why's that?spaghetticon starts tomorrow morning.>"dead"?Oh, right, well, we do have a shitty janitor right now. Apparently they made Aeris a janitor.
Brony Meetup Let's Go!!
>>2899606>letting the fandom ruin the show for you>MLP grow some balls, anon
>>2899596Do it.Write the intellectual successor to "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved."be sure to mace seth's table
>>2899605Someone even made us take quick quiz about the show.All the questions were answered correctly...even tough they were easy as fuck
>>2899616>Lying down in frontDoes this count?>>2899081
>>2899606>>2899619Just wait until S3 uses "Love and Tolerate.
>>2899595luna was naughty but celestia showed her her placenow cut luna and make her puzzled
>>2899606>letting other people ruin things for youGrow up.
/r/ing that comic where a guy wakes up and says "Goddammit I think I'm a brony"
>>2899580hoppipoipopo pls go
>>2899630Microwave doesn't count as a brony
>>2899634
>>2899633At least that would be something in the show.Why get upset if some retards like the things you like, too?
>>2899599I did say "someone posted this" a little while agodidn't know there's a thread againalso who's dis nigga? more tripfags?
>>2899620Fear and Loathing at BroNYCon? Gonzo MLP journalism?FUND IT!
>>2899656Who´s microwave? The skype guy?
>>2899633>Twilight turns towards the camera>"maybe we should all have some Love and Tolerance for eachother.">she winks>Dash Explodes>Fireworks and Fanfictions fall from the sky>Gaben bursts through the wall like the Koolaid man on a mission with his new MLP TF2 DLC
Oh god you guys..I'm actually anxious about tomorrow. I wasn't here for last bronycon and from what I hear it'll be so much worse this year. I don't know if I can take that much cringing embarrassment in one day. Hold me..
>>2899656who is microwave?
>>2899578The "Why aren't you drawing?" oneI'm having a lot more trouble on mini rarities than I thought I would. I guess it's because I'm not too good at doing cute stuff yet and I really want to make it good.
>>2899658colour rainbow dash with pickup tool
>>2899665Who would be the most likely to take a ton of drugs and go to bronycon?
>>2899679>>2899671We were all gay for him back in the day
>>2899662Some faggot.Don't give it attention.
>>2899659Yet the phrase itself doesn't come from the show. It comes from us, and effectively from the fandom at large.
What the fuck am I doing MLPG? Why am I still here? Why can't I leave?
>>2899659>At least that would be something in the show.not him but that would be the fullest example of fan panderingwould be mad gay
>>2899665I've got this idea to write a story in which Duke/Thompson is in Equestria (presumably his fate after death). I think it might be fun, but then again I think it might be utterly shitty.
so fast
BRONIES
>>2899688metals
>>2899694didn't knowanyways where's spaghetticon, NY again?also link to stream for tomorrow?
>>2899697Because you still remember when we were good.
>>2899701>>2899696Y'all missed the point.If you got upset that they used that in the show, that would be okay because it's something _in the show_ that pissed you off.Getting upset about extraneous bullshit is just silly, though.
>>2899688Metals or some random anon who takes a ton of PCP and just tears the fucking place apart
>>2899691Back in the day when? I have been here for a long time but I cant remember him.
>>2899714ponykart.net
>>2899701I'd say fan pandering would be someone's OC getting in. Love and Tolerate sounds like something Celestia would say about a visiting Gryphon diplomat.
>>2899703That could be cool. Maybe the whole time he thinks he's finally "gone all the way" and snapped. He doesn't believe it's real, but goes along with it anyway.
>>2899714http://ponykart.net/mlpg/bronycon/
>>2899742>implying the winner of that OC contest wont be in the show
>>2899735To elaborate.http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php
>tfw not giving a fuck about the entirety of brony conI don't feel jelly of anybody going and meeting any sort of z-list celebrities while dicking around in NYC with their spaghetti spewing bros. I think I'm a robot or something.
>>2899724o ok my bad i thought you meant that if it was in the show it would be automatically ok cuz the show is automatically good always which would be gay>>2899757>>2899735thanks guys ily <333
>>2899742"love and tolerate" doesn't even make sense, though. If you love something then you are doing way more than tolerating it.There's no way they could shoehorn that into a show and make it sound like anything other than absolute and total shit.
>>2899742There's no difference. The phrase doesn't come from the show, but from the fans. If they put it in, it's fanpandering.
>>2899687Rarity takes AJ to a beaty saloon.
So through all the horrible do you think we might get some actual news about the show this weekend?
Dubs decides which pony I draw and where they are being tickled Part 2
>>2899703Who would be his pone Dr. Gonzo, though? My first instinct is Pinkie, but I think more realistically it'd be someone like Lyra.>Hands? Take some of this shit, you'll have hands, arms, fingers, toes, and you'll be using them to climb the fucking walls!
>>2899680>>2899680Ohhhhh Gummy melting PinkieIt sounded like you wanted a picture of Gummy and Pinkie
>>2899768>I don't feel jelly of anybody going and meeting any sort of z-list celebrities while dicking around in NYC with their spaghetti spewing bros. I think I'm a robot or something.I really don't think anyone here cares about the "celebrities". Most of us are just here to watch the spaghetti fly
>>2899780Cadance; behind the ear.
>>2899780RarityEverywhere by all the anon
>>2899768The most we care about is the possibility of S3 news and just how much bronies can embarrass themselves.
>>2899780Dash behind the ear
>>2899697I've actually been finding it easier to leave MLPG now that I have a 10 hour construction job with a 3 hour commute.You guys are still fun to be around though.
>>2899780Bonbon, belly
>>2899780Fluttershy, her uterus.
>>2899799I care about what Faust, De Lancie, Tara and McCarthy have to say
>>2899779With luck. Hopefully soon we'll learn if we get more then 13 episodes, if it's from bronycon or not.
>>2899801Rolling for this
>>2899780>>2899780Fluttershy's belly
>>2899780Applejackon the butt
>>2899779Nope.It will be just like the brony documentary.Little to do with the show, more about stroking fan egos and throwing lots of money away.
>>2899780Mabel.Tickle her ribs.In seriousness though, tickle Sweetie. Either under the chin or her sides.
GUYS QUICK GIVE A RUNDOWN OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS PRIOR FROM TODAY
>>2899768I'm interested insofar as there might be news. But beyond that it's a chance to just sit back and watch the madness.
>>2899780Futashyon her futaballs
>>2899822>DubsStay tuned
>>2899827MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD MAD
>>2899787Aw, man, that sounds great.
>>2899777She is asking for it.
>>2899831Fucking lol'd
>>2899777HIRARITY ENSURES
>>2899680Here's Gummy Pinkie>>2892858>>2892858
>>2899822>>2899823>edged out in one post by a flutterfagWorst feeling ever
>>2899827>Hiatus
>>2899827RUNWHY DID YOU RETURNYOU WERE FREEGO BACK BACK TO THE OUTSIDE WHILE YOU STILL CAN
LETHHHHHThe guy who caps hamburger time still isn't here!
>>2899813>>2899822BOTH OF THESE
>>2899824C'mon, it won't be THAT bad!Will it?;_;
>>2899849>BraidpplejackHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG! Canon shipping
>>2899852shouldent of hit that barrel
>>2899835>madI knew this place was becoming a pseudo-/v/>>2899853yeah i know>>2899854nigga that joke is stale as fuck>inb4 >joke
>>2899827BugfagsBanana PeelsGG stuffThe rise of the farts
>>2899852Butts aren't for tickling, anon.Now, kneading, on the other hand...
>>2899827NIGGA WE'RE MAD EVERYDAY FETISHES YOU BETTER BELIEVE THERE WERE FETISHESGREENTEXT STORIES AND BITCHING AT CONTRIBUTORS AND EVERYTHING ELSE
>>2899878>pseudoif only...
Fuck, this thread is too fast.
>>2899850Thanks!
You gusy are doing it wrong.tell me what is going to be the worst that is going to happen at bronyconwell actually i already asked this in another, thread so let's change it a littleno VA panel, no neckbeards, no bronies shouting brony phrases, realistic scenarios only, final destination
>>2899827Bugsanon, drawfag dramas, Hoppip made a fucktoy which caused brony drama.
>>2899857
>>2899827Hoppip made a Lyra fuck doll...That's about it, really. Nothing else really changed.
Oreo pony. Possible design, but I'm not happy with it. Not as much cookie as it could be.
>>2899888Aw, man, I would love to knead mai waifu's butt cheeks while she moaned and giggled.
wow this place is awful i hate you fucks haha ok bye losers
>>2899903Bugger off Sentenal, I meant the collection
>>2899889Look, if we just forget all that happened then maybe it will change for the better.
>>2899900All of the above.
>>2899911Oreo is dead
>>2899849SEE RAINBOW.i was expecting the usual bio :/
>tfw I'm gonna be out all day and miss broneconWow, I'm actually a little sad to not be at home all day on the internet
>>2899911I think it needs more blush, JJ.
>>2899911>dat triple-stuff oreoRoss, you've drawn a pony that actually has a REASON to be fat.It is... acceptable.
>>2899919I know, saving the cap for when he gets on so he doesn't have to search for it.
>>2899918>tumblrgood riddance
>>2899900You will be there you faggot.>tell me whats the worst that could happen>you're just not allowed to tell me if its from the places that will inevitably have spaghetti flung
>>2899900Worst case scenario?They've discovered a portal to Equestria, and auction off mai waifu as a slave to some billionaire brony.
>>2899940I got it from google images ok>>2899909>>2899902>>2899890>>2899889WOW SO IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
>>2899911All dat stuff
>>2899943>some billionaire brony.
>>2899957>expecting anything during hiatusSorry...what? You're a dumb dumb head, anon
>>2899960It might not be SO bad if it was him, but it would still be someone else with MAI waifu.
>>2899911why the giant oreo on the side? shit looks retarded.
>>2899960It just hit me. With Valve releasing their film making tools, we'll be getting a lot more 3D pony videos.
>>2899960>tfw his favorite pone is mai waifu
>>2899935If you're a pony made entirely of an unhealthy substance, then yeah, you're going to be huge. Fortunately, Oreo pony has the dashing Beef Jerky Stallion to come to her aid and be her man and shit.
>>2899978>he releases a sex tape
>>2899960>Gaben get's RarityWell on the plus sides all the valve games will get all the best design awards.
FOR THE EMPRAH
>>2899989only the dead...
>>2899964well the fuckdoll was something new in all fairnessbut the state of the general has been getting really staleI mean>Ross>art drama>____anon being a cuntetc
>>2900000fuk u
>>2899985To keep her triple-double-stuf fat inside.
>>2899957you missed >some cry
>>2899990>Dashfag waifufagYou people are a rarity these days.
HEY BRONYCON FAGGOTSGET THE VA'S TO SIGN INDIVIDUAL SHEETS OF FABRICMAIL SAID FABRIC TO HOPPIP WITH A NOTE SAYING NOTHING BUT "GO CRAZY"BRACE FOR IMPACT
has anyone drawn the Pyro in Equestria yet?I need him hugging Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.
>>2899989/v/ already talk about this, they are waiting for the pony porn.
>>2900011We said we weren't going to talk about that anymore
>>2899913I'd be careful around that butt
>>2899989Might be cool.
>>2899989...I wonder if Deaf's going to have a field day.
>>2900014Joke's on you: Hoppip is already crazy.
So how do I download shit off thepiratebay.ee now?There are no torrent links
>>2899995>beef jerky and oreoswhat are you nuts?
>>2899941>implying only those things have spaghetti overflow
>>2900030>you will never be a master tulpamancer like hopopo
>>2900016/b/ lite takes an unhealthy amount of interest in this fandom.
>>2900018You can't hide from your past, MLPG
>>2899996I would watch it, just to see her.If it looked like >she was in pain or drugged or something, I'd have to infiltrate his fortress and rescue her.
>>2900031What are you talking about? There's a big download button in the middle of the page.Also:>using TPB
>>2900000what a lousy post
>>2900036I couldn't think of a manly dessert. Beef jerky is totally manly. Oreo pony has a big man to satisfy her.
>>2900046No but they want the porn. Everyone in the thread said they hate the show but love the horse porn.
>>2900046They're tsundere for us.
>>2900051Says I need to subscribe. Plus you never used that link before.Link to alternatives please.
>>2900056>manly dessertBananas Foster
>>2900066Demonoid.
>>2900022Nah, Pinkie's but is jiggly and bouncy and fun.
Goddamnit, did chip just get the 29?
Actually, let's keep on the Valve bandwagon for a bit.What type of episode would you make if you could?
search source fimmaker on youtubelooks like theres already some good shit madenothing longer than 20 seconds but looks like we're in for some cool shit down the road
>>2900089who cares?
>>2900013>tfw i was the anon that revealed to /v/ Gaben said he liked MLP through an email. and they diddnt believe me>mfw that interview came out a few weeks later.
>>2900000NOFUCKWE ALWAYS STOP POSTING WHEN THESE ARE NEARWHY DIDNT WE STOP POSTING
>>2900099Well, I just asked, so I guess me?Huh.
>>2900109It's no big deal Anon
>>2900091Oh shit I cant wait for all the shit tier episodes.
>>2900106I remember that. I had almost forgotten about it by the time the slowpokes at /v/ found out.
>>2900091Beach episode.
IT'S SHOWTIME
>>2900000THE EMPRAH PROTECTS
>>2900116>suddenly the board is flooded with warhammer spamIm OK with this
>>2900030I don't think I want to stick my dick in that
>>2900093>nothing longer than 20 seconds>implyinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDI2EmYH98I
>>2900093anything specific you want to link?
>>2900089>>2900114Chip didn't post it, and you guys shouldn't care. It's just a small silly post and /mlp/ doesn't seem like the bunch to care about gets anyways.
>>2900122It was like two months before that interview came out, as I recall. By the time /v/ exploded, I was a little confused since I figured everyone knew by then.
>>290013740kids are the bronies of /tg/. Fact.
>>2900141>his bullet has a hatHa
>>2900159The fuck you say.
>>2900141This is hilarious, but kinda sad.
>>2900165You guys like to force yourselves into anything you want, just like bronies.
>>2900165It's true.
>>2900165/tg/ was the first /mlp/Remember Warhammer Wednesday and all the Spam that went with it?
Man, I'm so fucking sick of Warhammer 40K it's not even funny. It's a stupid little game with dolls that you move around. Everyone claims that it's all for fun but then get into these huge faggy discussions about it. This shit is on EVERY board. /b/, /v/, /co/, /vg/, /mlp/, /tg/ when will it end.
>>2900093http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MB78ThZ75lk>autolipsyncMY GOD
>>2900141OH FUCK MY SIDES
well I was hoping to draw more before tomorrow but I guess not.
>>2900176When they make a dedicated board for it.Hah! Like that'll do anything.
>>2900192oh my thats cute
>>2900000MORALE RESTORED.
>>2900091Monster hunter episode.Like that guy from the original Thundercats. Safari Joe.Only it would be a pony, and twice as bad as Trixie. Twilight would get on his ass for poaching rare magical creatures, and Fluttershy would be there with her.So then he tries to neutralize the most dangerous game: the Elements of Harmony.Applejack is the first to go, as she never expects a pit trap. Pinkie is second, and she's taken out by a tiny net. Dash is third, in a callback to Wile E. Coyote, only the road runner gets caught. Rarity is a simple falling basket trap, with gems as bait. Big ones. Tom-sized.Twilight and Fluttershy must then work together to bring down Safari Pone, and Twilight is knocked out in the scuffle for his Magic Safari Rifle. Fluttershy manages to break it, and he flees. As she tends to her friends, he encounters a Manticore and the last we hear from him is a scream cut short from offscreen.No real moral of the story, though.
I wanna be a cute little filly. I think it would be fun.
>>2900183Roonga. Post your favorite Splotchbutt butt picture.
>>2900192I like it.
>>2900141>little hat on the bulletI lost my shit for a second
>>2900183Goodnight, baby~
>>2900214Is the dream anon.
>>2900192I hate fem snails.Weaver seems to only be able to make endearing characters by making them as pathetic as his audience.
>>2900091I would want a Celestia episode, where it follows her on a typical day of ruling Equestria.We could see her resolving disputes, talking with leaders of other nations and tribes, and maybe even a song.
>>2900246y-you too
>>2899780>>2899852>>2899823COMPROMISE
>faceless is working on an ask-nyx tumblr>assembling a library of resources to allow for show-quality image responses as rapidly as possiblethis is gonna be good
>>2900214It would be very fun, I think.
>>2900259...You suck.
>>2900254B-back that ass up.
>>2900217This oneNow goddamnit I'm trying to sleep!
>>2900238Just imagine being a tiny cute filly and having a sleepover with the CMC. And all sleeping in the same bed and cuddling and making cute noises..
>>2900260faceless is really scraping the bottom of the barrel
>>2900259>that fucking facefuckin 5 star post nigga
>>2900260>FacelessEr, that's Jr who's doing that, with Dafty
>>2900260Who cares about Nyx anymore? Isn't there another more recent fanfiction OC he can use?
>>2900214I would cuddle you so hard if you were an adorable little filly in a pretty dress.No homo
>>2900091Picture says it all.Also, a pet episode, where they all can talk to each other, and save the mane 6.
Gimme a pone to pretend to cuddle tonight.
>>2900259Bravo.
>>2900300S[pitfore
>>2900261>Those generic anime-esque expressionsWhat a lovely way to ruin what could have been a wonderful sexualization of fillies in nurse attire.
>>2900300Fluttershy
>>2900274Non sexually right?
>>2900259Haha, oh fuck that face.
>>2900291Dude.Bro.No homo, but if I was a cute little filly in a cute dress, I would totally love you to cuddle me, no homo.
>>2900296>special guest voice roles for the petsI can dig it
>>2900283>Jr and DaftyI can smash to this
>>2900291Im this cute.
>>2900283Who the fuck still cares about Nyx?
>>2900300LETS SWITCH IT UP TONIGHT.UNLESS YOU'RE NOT MAN ENOUGH FOR A GRIFFIN.
>>2900312Of course. Fillies are too cute for sexually. We'd snuggle and hug and kiss nonsexually.
>>2900338>GriffonsThey suck
>>2900329>you will never be this cutegod it hurts
Well hello there
>>2900338Griffons are gay
>>2900342Would you kiss my forehead anon?
So get thisThe Beef Jerky Stallion will be Oreo Pony's husbandoHe will be a mass of rippling, dark red fibers, all muscle. His only soft spot is in his heart for his huge oreo waifu. He's so manly that his teeth are clenched at all times, with his only thoughts being how to be manly, how to kill betas, or thinking of ways to physically please his cookie lover
>>2900327cleverbot is strange.
>>2900348:V
>>2900329Aw, man. I want to cuddle that filly nonsexually. Those bows are so cute.
>>2900338Sounds like a challenge friend. I WILL TRY IT.
>>2900353>no hips3/10
>>2900353I'd destroy most of the AJ cosplayers
>>2900329Oh man, I would love to snuggle you while you sit in my lap.
>>290035310/10 would bend over a railing and ravage in the stairwell
>>2900353>unf AJ cosplayTake a shot. Dammit where's the bingo!?
>>2900353>Pale skinned beauty in a sea of fat people, Muslims and AsiansHow terrifying.
>>2900296>Pinkie Pie and the Cake FactoryScratch the whole crazyness factor of Willy. Let's just follow Pinkie and the Cakes as they go about their day. While baking, they sing songs. The whole episode is really just a Pinkie, Mr., and Mrs. Cake (individual and couple song for a total of three from them) concert.
>>2900379She's from LA Anime Expo today, sorry
>>2900355I'd do that and so much more...nnnnoooonnnnsssseeeexxxxuuuuaaaallllyyyy
>>2900381Something like HWE with the play?
is 4chan acting weird for anyone else or is it just me?
>>2900379some think it's easy mode, but I think there's enough weird shit to make it relatively difficult to get a bingo tomorrow
>>2900386Damn...I still need the bingo though.
I'd nuzzle a pone's balls non-sexually
>>2900381But that's less fun.And what moral would they learn then?
>>2900380grafics pls /v/
>>2900359Eh.
>>2900403>caramelunf
Fuck Cleverbot. Every time it gets posted, I get hopeful that it doesn't suck dick.But it does.
>>2900403Yeah, you and like half a dozen other anons.
>>2900403We gay now?
This source filmmaker is the best thing ever.
>>2900380>>2900408I knew I recognised that trip from somewhere.Why are you here?
>>2900397and in case you want to do your own but don't want to design one or somethign like that
>>2900422>Fluttershy is not a princess
>>2900425we always gay
>>2900432>AUT-LIPSYNCMY GOD, IT'S WONDERFUL
>>2900432>beta>betaWHY VALVE WHY
>>2900422cleverbot is a very silly pony
>>2900438Don't give him attention.Just ignore him and he'll go away.
OK GUYS.What song do you think they'll sing?>Smile^3>BNE>Becoming Popular>This Day Aria>Love is in Bloom for the obligatory con proposal
>>2900408B-but, I don't wanna.>>2900438I've literally been permanently banned well over twenty times today by posting on /v/. There seems to be a rabid moderator lurking there today, so I'd rather avoid my beloved board. At least for now.
>>2900448http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW7D6r1S6W8it gets the job done
>>2900425looks like it
>tfw you go onto cleverbot for kicks, and actually end up having a meaningful conversationWhat the fuck
>>2900455They've already sung Smile Smile Smile in http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC2vXVU9OU8I'm eagerly awaiting more. Being a masochist is glorious
>>2900381>Let's just follow Pinkie and the Cakes as they go about their day. While baking, they sing songs.There's no earthly way of knowingWhich direction we are going.
>>2900451But I've done no wrong deeds.Why must you be so hurtful?
>>2900425yea we gay
>>2900456>beloved board>/v/I can't even respect you as a troll, man.
>>2900478At least get your ass in the /b/read with all the other tripfags
Guys... I saw a Rainboom tonight. I'm in Richmond VA and the weather exploded an electrical tower right in front of me. It was all colors.Fucking Rainboom. It was beautiful.
>>2900462This was done with the crash-tastic leak.
>>2900455>Con proposalOh god please no, I can only handle so much pasta
>>2900462Holy shit this is awesome!
>>2900484why, boner?>not even gay>maybe im gaysweet. im gay for horse.
>>2900462
>>2900503Let's turn this anon gay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM6K0ue1a7cYou feel sad you lose
I'll just leave this here. It's something I'm proud of writing, especially since I'm not fond of the content.Enjoy. Or don't. Whatever.
>>2900500>implying it makes it any less awesome
If you had started drawing at the same time as SB, you would have been as good as him.
>>2900485I have inhabited that suffering board since 2007.I could not abandon it, even if I wanted to.>>2900496I, grafics, /b/?Oh, I am tarnished.
>>2900478Grafics I know this is a long shot - you being you, after all - but you should know how it works around here, you dummy
>>2900462I'm slightly impressed.
>>2900395Yeah, just them going about their day, but with singing as they go about. Preferably, they walk us through the whole baking process.>>2900404Pinkie wants to go out and play, but they Cakes remind her of her duties. In the end, the cake was for her. Similar to Party of One, but the journey is what mattered.>>2900456Very well, if you want to stay, you will answer these three questions:1. Which is your favorite episode2. Which is your favorite song3. Who is best pony
>>2900473WowI have no words for this.
>>2900517a noble cause, brother.
>>2900359is this trolling?
>>2900517Let's do it
YOOOOOOOOOOhttp://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?width=192&height=120&yt=6sNPKg0gkmc&flux=0&direction
>>2900455>con proposalThat will never happen here. Nope. Never.
>>2900531I love you so much.
>>2900531http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eneyzYwgGCcget dunked faget
>>2900529I did start drawing at the same time as SB. Then he got good in such a little amount of time, and that made me sad.
>>2900528It does, but it's still not that impressive. There are several simple things that could be improved.Guessing from the fact it has AUTO-LIPSYNC, the re;leased version probably has some neat tools to take advantage of. For example; while running along the zid-zag stairs in blu base, the scout should have done some parkous shit to get up them instead of running. He also should have physically PICKED UP the intel.
>>2900571made my midnight
>>2900568>thesearentmyglasses.png
>>2900572i hope not. for all our sakes.
>>2900603>midnightIt's 7AM, do try and keep up
>first post using new Galaxy PlayerAnyone know about an Android 4chan browser less shitty than Chant?
>>2900593Also the talking scene could be improved a lot.The part where he the spy is the hunter is a bit painful to watch
>>2900616Are you from the future?
>>2900613haha oh fuck, full marks
>>2900618Chant is probably the best one unfortunately.Didn't they released a new version of Firefox that is actually good?Maybe scripts work on it.
Equistria has just been invaded by the creatures in my spoilers. What happens?
>>2900618I believe you can install Opera and 4chan X.If push comes to shove, you can change some settings, like adding backlinking.
>>2900603I'm glad to hear that anon.
You can be:1. The irresistibly cute, nonsexual filly.2. The Slutty Mare3. Lyra's human boyfriend.4. Mystery Box!
it's kinda gay in here
>>2900630Well, the UK in it's entirety is 7 hours in the future compared to where you are anon!We're already laughing at the bronies as they ask such insightful and interesting questions of the VA panel
>>2900529>>2900592How many months did it take him?
>>2900653>1. The irresistibly cute, nonsexual filly.>1. The irresistibly cute, nonsexual filly.>1. The irresistibly cute, nonsexual filly.>1. The irresistibly cute, nonsexual filly.
>>2900653MYSTERY BOX
>>29006532.Always 2.
>>2900648Magic hacks.Overpowered as fuck yo. That's why if we ever go to war with pastel colored magical equines for whatever reason, I say we just nuke the fuck out of them.
>>2900662Im jelly, any s3 info?
>>2899665Strange memories on this nervous night in /mlp/. One year later? Two? It seems like a lifetime, or at least a Mane Era—the kind of peak that never comes again. /co/ during the start of My Little Pony was a very special time and place to be a part of. Maybe it meant something. Maybe not, in the long run… but no explanation, no mix of words or music or memories can touch that sense of knowing that you were there and alive in that corner of time and the world. Whatever it meant.…History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every now and then the energy of a whole group of neckbeards comes to a head in a long fine flash, for reasons that nobody really understands at the time—and which never explain, in retrospect, what actually happened.
>>2900653WHATS INT HE BOX?!
>>2900653fuck, i want all of those options.so.MYSTERY BOX
>>2900674mai nigga.What sort of pony would you be?
>>2900666about 8 months, satan.
>>2900653Slutty mare. I want nothing more than to service the stallions of Equestria
>>2900653i'd rather be the Dunking Stallion.
>>2900684You better believe there is! Tara and De Lancie said that S3 would have only 13 episodes
>>2900654I know how to fix that.WITH BUTTS.
>>2900704And what about possible fan service?
>>2900653SURPRISE THE MYSTERY BOX WAS You are now Owliscious
>>2900552What would answering those prove, that I'm just as much of a horsefucker as the lot of you, or something else more deranged?>>2900578Y-you too.
>>2900699You there. Same question as in >>2900694
>>2900653Mystery Box! It might be a boat!
>>2900653>3. Lyra's human boyfriend.>3. Lyra's human boyfriend.>3. Lyra's human boyfriend.
>>2900710WAIT NO I MEANT SLUTTY MAREMY HAND DIDN'T LEAVE THE PAGE
>>2900708derpy replaced every member of the cast, and the only lines she says are love and tolerance brony
>>2900653Mystery box. I don't want to be the other three.
>>2900711Yes. The litmus test for MLPG is do you even watch the show.
>>2900720we already have a boat
>>2900708Tara was allowed to pick one lucky brony to star in the S3 finale, just like Tori Spelling!Wait till you see it, it's a blast
>>2900653Mystery Box
>>2900707Gay butts!
>>2900686
>>2900711You wanna roll with the horsefuckers? Then drop the trip faggot, then answer the questions.
NOT AS MUCH AS YOU'RE CRUSHIN' MEHAW HAW HAW
>>2900727the only episode that doesn't feature Derpy is just a half-hour long song about bronies and love-and-tolerance sung by Trixie, Gilda, and Flim and Flam, with cameos by the most popular OC's.
>>2900693>>2900673>>2900690>>2900691>>2900720This spoiler will contain what the mystery box gets you. If you read it, it is your fate. If you chose something else, don't read the spoiler, or it will become your choice.If you chose the Mystery Box, you are now Fluttershy's diaper. That's what you get for passing up three great options.
>>2900758i hate you so much
>>2900694Unicorn. All the freaky shit I could do and be done to.
>>2900749HETERO STAT
>yfw
>>2900751>telling grafics to drop the tripAin't gonna happen. Ignore him and move on. I find him quite funny in /v/ though
>>2900749can they be gay butts with penises in them?
>>2900780>goggles>not purplefucking brony whore!
>>2900768AHAHAHA FAGGOTS
Why can't she be real /co/?
>>2900768Nice try but the Mystery Box was already posted faker >>2900710
>>2900768Dang.
>>2900780no my waifu
>>2900772Not on my watch
>>2900771Understandable. How slutty are you aiming for? Low-rent gloryhole, or 'classy lady'?
>>2900807don't worry, it's not rarityyou can tell because she's not white
>>2900780We Acid now?
>>2900796Because the universe hates us. ;_;
>>2900806I will never understand.I don't want to understand.
>>2900686My central memory of that time seems to hang on one or five or maybe forty nights—or very early mornings—when I left the MLPG half-crazy and, instead of going to bed, aimed my browser at thepony threads across the boards at 40 mbps wearing boxers and wifebeater… booming through a pony link blog at the lights of youtube and synchtube and livestreams, not quite sure which turn-off to take when I got to the other end (always stalling on search engines, too twisted not to make typos while I fumbled at the keyboard)... but being absolutely certain that no matter which way I went I would come to a place where people were just as high and wild as I was: No doubt at all about that…There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not at the General, then on IRC or the Steamgroup and TF2 or Counterstrike.… You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was fun, that we were winning.And that, I think, was the handle—that sense of inevitable victory over the forces of Oldfags and Evil. Not in any mean or mod-approved sense; we didn’t need that. Our energy would simply prevail. There was no point in fighting—on our side or theirs. We had all the momentum; we were riding the crest of a high and beautiful wave.…So now, less than two years later, you can go to the last page of /mlp/, and with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark—that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.
>>2900789
>>2900820Is DJ shitty
I was at the beach all day.Someone mind filling me in on what's happened?also we mafia?
>>2900772yeah, more of that plz
>>2900840You missed the beach episode
>>2900801Nope, he was the faker.Plus, you read the spoiler. Enjoy.
>>2900817Gloryhole. I am a shameless slut thru and thru.I'm just kinda inspired by darf's Twilight fic.
>>2900694Pegasus.Pegasi?No, it's pegasus.
>>2900780>not Thickity>not Nekos>not Yaya>might not even be Rarity; not entirely sure what she was going for0/10, not ready brother, would not push, that cruiserweight needs to cruiser-wait.
>>2900836Holy shit moar
>>2900836Oh my. Thank you.
>>2900868>>2900872Gay.
>>2900861That's DJ Acid you moron! Do you even fandom?
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy both want help taking care of their wings.You can only help one.Time to choose.
>>2900854Do you have any proof that you are the real one?I thought so.Nice try Diaperfur.
>>2900879Yellow autism.
>>2900871No not again...Not my waifu..
>>2900876darn tootin'.you should be, too.
>>2900879Cyan cockiness
>>2900879I help Rainbow Dash, and by help I mean I rip off her wings
>>2900879Speedy Cloud
>>2900879Yeah sorry helping Rarity with her hornSo none
>>2900879I do Fluttershy, Rumble does RD.
>>2900879I don't care enough about either of them to choose. Can't I just give Applejack or Pinkie a butt massage or something?
>>29008922degy4me
>>2900876>not gay
>>2900879Bullshit.Fuck your rules.Fluttershy first then DOSH.
>>2900879Speedy Anal
>>2900871I imagine Pinkie was rubbing her socked hooves on a carpet for two weeks to develop a static charge to do that
>>2900892So edgy.
>>2900856Just as long as you're comfortable with it. Have fun.>>2900860Bringing the mile-high club down to earth, eh? Well then. How slutty, on a scale of 'gloryhole' to 'Rarity'?
>>2900913He said Dash and FS not Aplpejack.
>>2900878i do, but>no tongue>barely any green>goggles up, not being wornso, not 0/10, just 2/10still would not push, brother.
>>2900871Aw, man, I love mystical Pinkie.
>>2900892>that grimderp feel when you'd like to see all of Rainbow Dash's hopes and dreams smashed to bits right in front of her while she watches helplessly.
>>2900814Oh jesus.I am going to fap to this later.
>>2900925>AJ>speedymaybe by filthy mudpony standards
Why can't I hold all this gay?
>>2900879Yellow Prettywings
>>2900924wait whatwhati don't want thisi just want wingsand to fly with other pegasus bros
>>2900780she looks mexican
>>2900940The gay wants to be free
>>2900913>speedy anal
>>2900902and then he shows off what he learned to Scootaloo
>>2900946that's racist!not all fat people are automatically mexican!
>>2900908>>2900918>>2900930Dashfags mad I could just imagine Dash crying while watching Yellow Quiet fly
>>2900879Refracted Light McSwifts. Yellow Spaghetti Queen doesn't even use hers much.
Enough gayMore mare butts
>>2900886AT LEAST MAI WAIFU IS SAFE THIS TIME!SHE'S GOT THE POWER, TOO!
>>2900940Because pone balls are too heavy
So how much spaghetti do you think they eated at the dinner?
>>2900957>dashfagsMore like everyone, you tryhard faggot.>>>/fluffygeneral/
why does gayburn arouse me so
>>2900951let my Cameron go.
>>2900879RONBO DOSH
>>2900956>not all fat people are automatically american!fixd
>>2900957you say that like being mad isnt a natural reaction to someone being extremely cruel to someone/thing that by no means deserved it.
>>2900951Let the gay flow
Since dragons can survive in lava does that mean they have molten/lava semen? >>2900972I remember when we could talk about hurting ponies without being sent to Fluffy autism general
>>2900987but that is true
>>2900944too bad. you better not charge extra for crying.
>>2900989>Rainbow Dash>Not deserving having her wings clippedWorst Pony does not deserve to fly
>>2900524HoooootThanks for sharingWrite moar
>>2900991How could that possibly be what that means?Polar bears can survive in arctic water but they don't cum fuckin ice cold Evian
>that PastaWatch update from 2hours agoSo it seems LK and SB found the other hotel anons. Neat
>>2901001>clipped wings is a permanent disability guys!
>>2900991>ever liking grimderp bullshit
>>2900991I never wanted to hurt ponies.I JUST WANTED TO DESTROY THEIR MINDS...
>>2900973because you're a massive faggot, bro.
>>2901007you seem to know a lot about polar bear semenfurry pls go
>>2901007It seems you've never tasted Polar Bear semen then.
>>2901001thats why worst pony is a mudpony
>>2901001It's getting 2edgy4me in here.
I have a confession, MLPG.I had a pony dream. I was going on a date with Rarity. It was a great time, I took her shopping to some boutique where she tried on dresses and we got wraps. Upon taking her back to Carousel Boutique, she suddenly started going on and on about some guy named Jason and she was infatuated with him. It ruined the dream and I woke up shortly after. If any of you are named Jason, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
>>2901021Mind break anon pls write.
>>2901032rarity is the worst dancer ever
>>2901022well yes, I was before I came here. I'm just wondering why the idea of Braeburn taking in the ass is giving me this boner.
>>2901032>Press X to Jason
>>2901032Lol'd mildly.
>>2901032Jason's already dead, dude.
>>2901011And you guys said that a MLPG orgy would never happen.>You'll never be there to join in ;_;
>>2900879I'll take the blue pone if I'm feeling selfish and the yellow one otherwise.
>>2901032I think that wasn´t a date.
>>2901032Aw, man, that sounds fucking awful. All my pone dreams have been really nice. You kill Jason, anon. Kill him for me.
>>2901032Uhm...
Orangeanal is my favorite pony
>>2901039She is a good dancer you pleb.
>>2901011There were four of themThen they said there were 9 of themNathan is there, as is BCS and Pacce. We have twelve ponyfags at Bronycon. Did I forget anyone?I have mixed feels about this
>>2899650Delivered.Source: Chainsawsuit.com
>>2900951>The gay wants to be freeAll it takes is a little tug and... Yes... There it is. Much better.
>>2901032>friendzoned by an imaginary horse in your own dreamshow omega can you be?
>>2900955
Would you suck on a unicorn's horn, /co/?
>>2901040i don't know. i like Braeburn most as the Slutty Stallion, too.>you will never be a twink stallion with Braeburn>you will never kiss passionately while the town stallions cover you in pony semenlife is suffering.
>>2901069have we got a pic of pacce yet?
>>2901078Yes.No homo.
>>2901078>Implying I use drugs
>>2901032Pinkie held me tight and cried for me to stay in Equestria with her.I'm sorry for your shitty dreams.
>>2901011please link pastawatch
>>2901078If she desired it....
Goodnight /co/
>>2901076I think this was the worst part; waking up groggily and depressed after being friend-zoned by a horse.
>>2901106https://twitter.com/#!/PastaWatch
>>2901092>cover you in>not fill you withcasual
>>2901106https://twitter.com/pastawatch
>>2901078Fuck yes.
Just how many fags are in here.Show of hands please.
>>2901092We need more slutty stallion stories. there's a genderbent one with fs being something of one and takes both celestia and twilight at the same time.
>>2901078Yes.The horn is an erogenous zone, right?
>>2901109goodnight rainbow dash
>>2901123But anon I have hooves
>>2901123Hello
>>2901123im going to samefag this until mlpg looks gay!
>>2901130Not really.They probably don't feel anything with it
>>2901123Sup.
>>2901130No.>ib4 denial
>>2901123Present. Need to come up with some ideas for the fanfic while I am at work.
>>2901116>>2901119gracias fellow ponyfags
>>2901123Maybe it would be faster to ask how many STRAIGHT people are in here.I'm not the only one, right?
>>2901117>implying they haven't already done thatdo you even homosexual
>>2901123I'm a straightfag, that counts right
>>2901137We already look pretty gay
>>2901123lyra go to bed
>>2901150Used to be like you anonThen the general made me want dicks
>>2901123I might be about a 2.3
>>2901123Everyone is at least a little bit gay for ponies
>>2901123I do like me some penis every now and then.
>>2901078nah, just the anus
>>2901153Well, I suppose you do have a point. Some of them may not like sloppy seconds, much less nasty nineteenths.
>>2901163Man, Pip needs more porn
>>2901162>>2901133>>2901136>>2901137>>2901141>>2901144>>2901163
>>2901160dude wanting dicks isnt gay
>>2901143>>2901139Aww...
>>2901176Not even in the ass?Because I kinda want it.Not attracted to guys tough.
>>2901173on it>>2901163niice
>>2901175i dont think everyone realized he was asking about homosexuals
Man, where's the anon who was doing the awesome magically male Twilight sex story earlier? He needs to contribute to this orientation persuasion
>>2901176it is. a bit.
>>2901162>Predominantly heterosexual, but more than incidentally homosexualWhat the fuck does that even mean?
>>2901191totally 100% straight
>>2901204Bisexual.
>>2901193Yeah, I just thought he was asking how many people were here. Oh well, name comes off until contribution.Night, MLPG
Can we be less gay?
>>2901160the general made me want wings, horns and marshmallow-pone haunchespreferably in some combination of the above
>>2901211So gay then.
>>2901204>I might have accidentally given a guy a blowjob and/or taken it in the ass>I'm not gay tho
>>2901222
>>2901205I don't know man. Sounds kind of denial. I don't even care to be hones. All I want is to fell good.
>All this butt talkYou guysCome onThe ponies have other nice things too, ya know. Like their personalities and stuff
>>2901218>can we be less fast?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI
>>2901222>if you like to have sex with guys you can't like to have sex with girls too
>>2901236A pony can't fuck my ass with his personality
>>2901235Bisexual The endCAN WE NOW MOVE ON?
>>2901218>>2901218>homophobic commentI thought you were busy at bronycon, Nathan
>>2901191That's like the straightest thing you can do. Me and my best friend used to take turns fucking each other in the ass everyday after school. We had the best time imaginable, and we played video games afterwards. Heterosexual bonding is the best.
>>2901249That depends on if you think Fancy Pants has a name for his penis or not.
>>2901236that's what >feels are for
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETiwgHCkczM&featureDat Ice Queen.
>>2901236>buttThose too, I guess
>>2901236can we even be less alike
>>2901123I'm like a 2.5Maybe more depending on how much liking dicks makes you gay
If I say there's too much gay, they'll post more of it. Therefore I shall tell them to post more and thus they will post less of it.INGENIOUS.And the best part of it?NO ONE WILL EVER KNOWPOST MORE GAY SHIT
>>2901236>personalityget a load of this faggot
>>2901252>X pony wearing Y pony hatMy favorite thing.
>>2901078I would smoke out of Rarity's horn all day every day until I died from fucking lung complications.
>>2901253Who?
>>2901236Yeah like their butts!That Pinkie has such a great butt personality
>>2901264>tfw antisocial girly
>>2901278CUTE gay shit?
>>2901303>you will never be Pinkie Pie's sentient talking butt
>>2901295THEN HAVE I GOT A THING FOR YOU.
>>2901244Gay.
>>2901264>RD not social Tomboy>That quote for AJwho in the fuck did this shit
>>2901109Why Rainbow Dash constantly sleeping in random parts of town like a hobo?Is she narcoleptic? She keeps failing to pay rent on her cloud house? Just doesn't give a fuck?
>>2901278Well, alright
>>2901305Mumbles needs to come around here more often.
MLPG seems different tonight.
>anal gemstonebeads
>>2901330Lazy fuck.
Could someone finish this?
>>2901332>Denton
>>2901332Well then. I'll be in my bunk.
>>2901314Sure you can. If you're willing to let her anal vore you for just a little bit. C'mon! It'll be such a great prank! We'll get everybody in Ponyville to think my butt talks! Don't worry there's plenty of room in there, where do you think I keep all my party supplies?
>>2901339It's incredibly gay.But I guess that's pretty normal.
>>2901332Oh my, that is wonderful.Link to a gallery or something?
>>2901305O god what if Rumble knew about this?
>>2901347did mocha draw that?
>>2901330>paying rentShe squats over crown land in her self made cloud house
>>2901353...It's clean, right?
>>2901353too much fetish, not enough funnyI just want to crack bad butt jokes and puns all day longshe'd love that
>>2901367An old request I made when she still visited here.
>>2901367This two >>2901287>>2901347
>>2901353there's only one anal vore queen 'round these parts, friend.
>>2901368The princess does not act simply because she needs her to power her super weapon.Otherwise she would have been drawn and quartered by now.
>>2901389SB, please don't encourage them.
DOES ANYONE HAVE EITHER THE LUNA 'DON'T GO TO BED' PIC OR THE CRYING SWEETIE STAY UP ON MLPG PIC?
>>2901374This.Not enough cute, not enough funny. Too much fetish.FUCKING STOP.
>>2901403
>>2901403will this work instead?
>>2901375aw, I thought she'd returned or something
>>2901371Of course it's clean. Why wouldn't it be?>>2901374The jokes start when you're in my butt, silly
>>2901389Celestia?
>>2901438
>>2901414>casual faggot sleep=0poneevery time
>>2901438>"Wanna stay up late~?"
>>2901316>We will never get high with Tabitha St. Germaine and hear her say spontaneous things in here Rarity voice.
>>2901428>Of course it's clean....Deal, as long as I'm not stuck there all day.
>>2901400why? do you find her caustic?
>>2901403[1]
>>2901450reality is so cruel
>>2901341THIS IS YOUR FAULT, KLONDORK!
>>2901450>You and Tabitha will never get the munchies and have her order from McDonalds in the royal Canterlot voice
>>2901450>you will never do 2C-I with Twilight and temporarily go insane together
>>2901438>>2901442Did anyone cap the two of them at the bar?
>>2901473>you will never candyflip with Pinkie
>this threadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyQca1cwe54
>>2901457Don't get me wrong: I'd love to spend a night in the club.But Pinkie is so much more to me.
>>2901473>You will never smoke Salvia with Fluttershy and trip out together.
>>2901438>>2901447oh boy oh geez
http://runa-the-seamstress.deviantart.com/art/My-Little-Baby-where-I-ve-been-299043643>Pinkamena Zecora Smith>We decided on pony names because something about them just fits her cute self, gives us a lot of nickname options too. Plus our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime who is almost 1, we're hoping they'll get along when she gets older.
>>2901442I really think he looks like a faggot
>>2901490>the two of you just cuddle each other for 24 hours straight
>>2901447Fuck, she's cute. She's got that "look" to her, but she's not evil.10/10 would stay up all night with.
>>2901497>this threadmy ԶᑓᙰᔒᘟѾ҂ҊҖҒҎҸ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉l̔̕̚̕̚҉ԆԶᑓϟᐝЉᙰ҉ Z҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ᔒѪn ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉l̔̕̚̕̚҉ when
>>2901513Why are people like that allowed to multiply?
>>2901520More of a faggot than SA? Impossible!
>>2901438>>2901447Boy, do I.Just how sensitive do you suppose those wings are?
>>2901520He is. That's why he won't fuck nightguard
>>2901473Never done I, but a few weeks ago me and a bro did 15mg of 2C-E together and went trippin through the woods.We went full cavemen and legitimately hunted a jogger. We didn't follow through though.
>>2901521BEST POSSIBLE REALITY.
>>2901543But they are waifu and husbando.
>>2901508>you will never eat mushrooms with Luna and watch the night sky together
>>2901513I don't know if I should be mad at the parents or sorry for the kid.
>>2901521>the trip begins>you each hallucinate that each other's skin is made of ice cream
>>2901513FtGE&Eoi
>>2901513I can't deal with this, I'm going to bed
>>2901560>fanon
>>2901513>The first few comments.Oh thank god, some of these fuckers have some humanity le->Scrolls down.
LISZTOMANIATHINK LESS BUT SEE IT GROW LIKE A RIOT, LIKE A RIOT, OHWhat are you listening to, /mu/?
>>2901562This is the worst feel.fuck this gay earth im going to bed
>>2901456Alrighty then! Ready when you are.She'd probably get the giggles while working you inside her. You'd have to wait for her to calm down before continuing.
>>2901574Is the creator fanon.
>>2901560has he ever done anything but rebuff her?like, ever?besides, she's MY waifu
jgpkfjadgljahdspl;jghdsfjgh;slkdfjsomeone draw pixy sticks as a pony
>>2901513I don't want to live on this plane anymore
>>2901570are you implying we would be licking each other
>>2901562>You will never do cocaine with Rainbow Dash and destroy Applejack's barn
>>2901478[citation needed]
>>2901570>you lick her cheek>you tell her she tastes like pink>she licks back>she says you taste like love
>>2901513It's one thing to change your own name to a pony thingbut to force it on another human being?
>>2901614>[citation needed]>Asking for a capBrain damage?
>>2901605I think that's exactly what he was implying.
>>2901600PLANES?
>>2901591Why?Why?Why?WHY WILL I NEVER HAVE SECRET BUTT FUN WITH THE PINK HORSE I LOVE SO MUCH??? ;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;
>>2901605all over.
>>2901591...Wouldn't she look pregnant or worse, though? I mean, that's a lot of mass to add to her body. And wouldn't she have to spend all day holding you in?
>>2901620It's not a human being, it's an ejected fetus.
>>2901513>Our other friend has a son named Optimus PrimeDon't these people understand that giving their child a name like that is ridiculously selfish and not thinking of the child at all? They're not the ones that have to live the rest of their lives with that kind of shitty name.
>>2901587Top Gear.You have good taste, though.
>>2901616that hit me right in the >feel
>>2901587http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxxLy2kvNN8
>>2901616>Sit around licking one another until you come down.
>>2901640Which is a human being faggot.But I'm going to stop this right here, don't you reply fuck knuckles.
>>2901565You can be both!
>>2901592I like our fanon more.
>>2901650>tfw
>>2901616hnnnnnngnf
>>2901612>you will never share a blunt with Applejack out in the apple orchards after a hard day's work>you will never cuddle with her in the fallen leaves
>>2901663>fanon
>>2901648>Phoenix>good tastenigga what also to answer >>2901587 's question, RJD2.
POST CUTE PONÆ
BRONYCON SOON, FELLOW PONELIKERS.
>>2901624Possibly.But I don't remember this story.
>>2901656>You realize at some point your face wound up between her legs.
What a hell day. Bronies all over the damn day and youll see what I saw tomorrow. All 4000 of them. Ran into a few people. BCS, Jhaller and of all people SmittyG at the last minute. Guy got jipped out of his suitcase when a cabby drove off in it. Spotted this gem outside. Took the pic and considered giving it a kick. AnywayTommorrow...it begins
>>2901656and you're wearing this jacket.
>>2901626Yes. I want to transcend to a plane of plane ponies.
I haven't enjoyed MLPG as much as I did today in a long time.I feel like we're hugging eachother tight in the face of tragedy like it's all we can do.
>>2901685>not diggin Phoenix
>>2901684>autism
>>2901706I like when shitty things bring us all together
>>2901706That's exactly what's going on, anon. We've kept it up for so long...
>>2901706>describing bronycon as a tragedy>not sidepocalypse 2012
>>2901591>Your both actually just tripping really fucking hard.>She walks around Ponyville trying to freak people out with her "talking butt".>You're crawling behind her with your face stuffed between her buttcheeks.>You're both giggling and stammering incoherently.>It's the best prank ever.
>>2901697I would pour sulfuric acid on that car.And light a block of thermite over the engine.You say i need a lot of hear to light that shit.I will light it using my rage!
>>2901697What did BCS look like?
>>2901706i blame alot of things
>>2901696>you start licking more deliberately>she moans loudly and convulses in ecstasy under you, your loving tongue sending waves of pleasure surging through her heavily-addled mind
>>2901718This is the finale for LOST all over again.
Hiya, /co/Now that the Korra insanity has died down, I downloaded and watched S1 today. Overall, it looks like season 1 of A:LOK was better than S1 of A:TLA, but it doesn't look like korra will be nearly as good as the original. Definitely not if they're going to be pulling stunts like that finale again.What's your opinion?
>>2901626How many planes are there?LOTS AND LOTS OF PLANES
>>2901697You ran into Smitty? Does he hat us?
When's Bronycon scheduled to start tomorrow?Are there any ultra-spaghetti worthy events scheduled near opening?
>>2901728404 shit not foundwell played
>>290174953 plane ponies so far.
i like ponydoes anyone else feel this way
>>2901734Like bag of sand.
>>2901749Clickety-clack down the... runway?
>>2901705It's fun to manipulate plane.Er, convince plane to do whatever you didn't want to do that day...
image limit can't come fast enough.
>>2901697>new york platesbrones pls out of my statealso I really wish we would stick with the white plates
>>2901749the correct answer is: not enough.
>>2901765and then there's THIS faggot.
is there an A-10 plane pone
>>2901746Korra's been a great ride. Overall, in terms of tone, TLA is like a relaxing walk through the countryside while LoK is like a roller coaster. Both are good in their own way, and I think the tones fit. The finale of season 1 was a bit underwhelming, but I still really like the show and am looking forward to season 2.Except for Mako. Fuck everything about him.
>>2901737>she crosses her legs and squeezes her thighs, crushing your face against her crotch>she starts humping your head
>>2901632Her ass actually contains a hammer space. For you it would be like being in a gigantic endless room.Unless you're into the whole prospect of her looking pregnant which I admit I am into myself but I also like adding some humor to a fetish.>>2901728Like this..I lost my shit thinking about this image.
>>2901780yes>>2901771
>>2901746>Hiya /co/STOP TAUNTING US, WE ARE EXILED!The Finale did feel like it had a disconnect from the rest of the season, and I wish Korra had been limited to airbending for longer than 5 minutes, but on the whole I enjoyed it immensely and can't wait for book 2.
>>2901781
>>2901780No.Go away.
>>2901762Flapity flap?this isn't working
>>2901789there needs to be more.
Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care
>tripping with Pinkie>implying she isn't always tripping
>>2901795
>>2901785>Read this>Think it's about Gilda>Follow reply chain>It's about tripping with diabeetus pony
>>2901785>you return the gesture with just as much enthusiasm, teasing her with your tongue until she's came so many times that she can't even get up>that feel when you will never please Pinkie Pie so completely
>>2901808One time we saw Pinky snap into sobriety, and then she was depressed as fuck.
>>2901824What?I thought it was the female nightguard.
>>2901513>lots of nicknames?LIKE FUCKING WHAT?I hope the parents die and the kid's adopted and has her name changed.
>pinkamena zecora smith>bronycon singing with black guyhave i missed any other rage so far today?
>>2901808>Acid Flashback: The Pony
>>2901824If you want Gilda, you're gonna have to make your own greentext.
>>2901824>>2901837Well shit.I thought we were talking about Dash.
>>2901804There IS more.So much more...
>>2901839>like whatPonkie Poe
>>2901839PinkiePinksPankaUhhhZecora.... Yeah I can't think of any other ones that sound remotely good.
>>2901752I didn't ask about the general but I met up and chatted. He seemed alright. Sore that he lost his stuff >>2901734Fairly average. Short. Was pleasant. Only met her for a momentMore tomorrow. See you then
Would you an android pony, MLPG?
>>2901824>>2901837>>2901855...can it not be all three?
Guys... I know you're being funny... But this Pinkie stuff is making my heart hurt.
>>2901882Probably because Pinkie has all sorts of health problems.She's seriously a shit tier pony in this aspect.
>>2901845So... She's like Pops, from Regular Show?
>>2901872I prefer the iPony.
>>2901882go jogging or something
>>2901882It's okay anon! I'm right here!
>that feel when you rest your tired head against her warm, plush tummy>that feel when you nuzzle your cheek against her belly, enticing a giggle from her lips>that feel when you shift your head slightly and blow a little raspberry into her stomach>that feel when her body rumbles under you with her fits of ticklish laughter>that feel when you give her soft abdomen a tiny kiss, feeling her arms wrap around you and her hands rest on the back of your head>that feel when she cradles you in her arms, lovingly running her fingers through your hair>that feel when the two of you drift off into blissful sleep together
>>2901882What do you ever so mean, anon?
>>2901901YOU'RE A SHIT TIER PONY.Pinkie is special and perfect and beyond mortal health problems!
>>2901882l2manpain.They should have covered this in grade six.
>>2901785>>2901737>>2901696>>2901656>>2901616>>2901570>>2901521>>2901490*cues mario overworld theme*
>>2901936aeiou
does that pony or die thing start sunday?
I want to see an American Idol where some landwhale gets up infront of the judges and 'sings' Smile Smile Smile.But not before they go on about how My Little Pony helped them cope with their autism, and how their parents never understood them and how singing has helped them get through their depression and shit.And have all of their dreams crushed before them as the judges tell them they sound like they are stabbing a pig to death in a wind tunnel full of mucus.Just once, I want to see this.And they have to be wearing a Brony shirt.
>>2901936Which?
>You'll never, ever be able to pull of aviators
>>2901936>asteriskshahahaha
>>2901936>he isn't listening to it already while reading the general
>>2901951all summer, etc
>>2901925>disgusting 3dpig0 feels given
>>2901824sorry, Pooh.>Gilda wraps her legs around your head and grinds your face into her crotch>she starts humping your head>she grabs your head with her claws and drives it even deeper forward>her talons start digging into your scalp
>>2901779>cocaine calling the sugar white
>>2901920>>2901925>>2901932Guys...Pls...
>>2901974Now that's more like it!
>>2901981Are you that Anon who had that one sad dream?
>>2901955why would i want to pull them off?i mean, first, that sounds like a rather violent method of removing glasses, and second, they look so good on me!
TWILY
>>2901950I would pay money to see that.
>>2901981It's okay, anon. Get over here and give me a hug.
>>2901904>Pinkie lives to be 100 and manages the park from regular showI'd watch the fuck out of this.
>>2901925>rossyeah nah
>>2902009that's jessy, you bint
>>2901981You're not sad are you anon? Please don't be sad.
>>2901991Yes. But it was a good sadness. She really loved me, and I was going to stay. The really sad part was waking up.
>>2902009Are you retarded Anon?That's obviously not drawn by Ross.
>>2901925>that feel when she will never press her perfectly round belly to yours>that feel when she will never sit on your lap while you're watching TV and start to wiggle
>>2902026read that in her voicemy heart hurts now toowhy can't pinkie be realwhy can't i visit her in my dreams
>>2902025>>2902030ross's disgusting fetish though
We humanized Pinkie now?
>>2902029It's okay, Anon. But you shouldn't let one sad dream sour all the >feels of your pink waifu.She just wants you to be happy. Until you can meet again someday.
>>2902056>Jack only draw shitty fursonas now
>>2902040She waited for you, Anon.She will wait for you again if she has too, but it's so sad when you don't come.
>>2902026I'm only sad when you're sad, Punky.>>2902040SHE has to visit YOU in your dreams!
>>2902050I would a Twilight's mumI'd her dad too
>>2902038>Read this>Think it's about Gilda>Follow reply chain>It's about humanized diabeetus pony
>>2902040Hurry up and dream, she's waiting.
>>2902044She was trying to prove that his horror show could be made to look kinda cute.He then made some animal noises and said she knew shit about art.
>>2902065>hating on Jack's fursona
>>2902050That's sad ;_;
>>2902084yeah that sounds like him
>>2902091>Shit tier furfag
>>2902056This is my very favorite Pinkie humanization.>>2902064I know... I have pone dreams semi-frequently, but none as special as this and none with the pink one I love so much.I'm sure she'll visit me again.
>>2902076Oh joy, another bugsanon.
>>2902091his fursona is an anthro horse with a small human penis. seriously what the fuck.
>>2902038>that feel when she leans back against you while playing one of your old video games >that feel when you rest your hands over her soft, ample breasts and idly play with them while she plays>that feel when she giggles and nuzzles back against you before going back to the game, content to let you tease and play with them as much as you like
Lyraquest part 10 has concluded. Anon told Bonbon to go fuck herself, did some lifting, abandoned a baby dragon, and resisted corporate influence.PART 10: http://pastebin.com/UUDTmuwBSee you next week.Same horsefucker time — Friday, 20:00 PDT (UTC -7)Same horsefucker channel — MLPG
>>2902038I don't mind chubby Pinkie. I actually prefer her that way. Just not obese.
>>2902109No it's not, it's him with a bird face.Do you even furries?
>>2902106Oh, have a sense of humor why don't you?
>>2902050God dammit, can we get an episode with her parents in it for gods sake.I don't need this depression.
>>2902109>giving any shits about fursonasDammit, didn't you learn your lesson when Nanaki was around?
>>2902056Why not.
>>2902044what, so only ross is allowed to like tummies now?fuck you.
>>2902125>Anon told Bonbon to go fuck herselfIs not like you fuck and impregnate her wife.
>>2902138>God dammit, can we get an episode with her parents in it for gods sake.Only if hasbro want her parents around but they are "dead" for the team.
>>2902145Yeah, that was kinda a dick move.Get it?!
>>2902110>that feel when you will never grind against her while she's playing video game>that feel when you will never slowly lift her into your lap as you undo your pants and pull work her panties down>that feel when you will never hungrily fuck her as she tries to play her video game
>>2902170I get it!
New horse>>2902177>>2902177>>2902177>>2902177
>Rose drunk tumblingOr is she just being silly? Who knows.
WHERE IS NEW HORSE, THIS HORSE NEEDS TO BE SHOT.
>>2902189She doesn't drinkShe may have taken a bunch of pills though
>>2902138We can't even get an Applejack episode that's mostly about Applejack.
>>2902190BUT I WANT TO LIVE!Please don't shoot me, I beg of you!
>>2902214>select your pistol
>>2902214YOU WERE A BAD HORSE. LOOK AT ALL THE TERRIBLE IMAGES IN HERE. YOU CAN'T LIVE.
>>2902219>>2902240Please no.I'll do anything. ANYTHING!
>>2902140some fursonas are decent and i am able to jack off to them rose,nanaki,zajice
>>2902243I'm sorry, old girl. *Handles double barrel shot gun*
>>2902050>feels
>>2902265Its forced feel.
>>2902132we all like thick girls.>>2902110>you will never come home on your birthday and find her laying on the bed with a pink ribbon wrapped around her bubble butt>you will never play with her breasts while you fuck her
>>2902281but it's still a >feel
>>2902125Well what were we supposed to do?What should we have done in the past quests to get her with us?
