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>>2892353No
>>2892353
We bronycon now.
>>2892364>pink autism
>>2892353Pone is bald and has cancer. How dare you ask me to smile right now you jerk!
Have you SURRENDERED to DESPAIR yet?
>>2892371Cadance?
Remember Quill? Is he ded?
A BUTTS THREAD CALLS FOR BUTTS
Pinkie x Rover OTP
>>2892345This picture does not appeal to me.
>>2892364smile pls laugh
Suppose the marker goes missing and nobody is around to mark threads.Using the table given to you by the archive, how would you find your way to the active thread?Which columns are important? In what order?
>>2892391I hope. He was a faggot.
>>2892292iiii i i love little girls they make me feel so .. goodi love ... little girls they make me feel so - bad
>>2892394
>>2892372SMILING IS ENFORCED BY THE LAW
>>2892401Get lootin'
>>2892401i actually don't have problems with any of this
>>2892368I wonder what the worst of it will be?
>>2892402Use MLPG.co locator
>>2892402what are you, stupid?
ARE YOU READY?
>>2892401Ego was my favorite artist at one point.
>>2892404He at least used to draw some cool shit
>>2892402what are you even trying to ask?
>>2892426This gets me every time.At least people at Anthrocon know how to dance.
>>2892405>x-arielle's loli Raritythis makes me feel weird
>>2892426niggas got swag
>>2892433I don't remember his style, post something
>>2892428And then she entered the newbie artist contest on EqD?
>>2892428What changed?
>>2892401I hope that all gets burned on fire
>>2892438uhcould you post it
>>2892444>woona
>>2892424Because I'm developing a scraper
>>2892438post it
>>2892442Huh, I got nothing here, I'm sorry
Its sure is awful hot this summer and after a few laps I sure am sweaty... maybe you could grab that cloth and wipe me down anon.
>>2892347(repost)I know.I just feel bad that I can't do the stuff I would like to. It is fun but I can't finish anything because they won't look nice.I could cry.
>>2892452http://ehryel.tumblr.com/post/26158737336/just-trying-to-get-back-into-the-drawing-groove
>>2892433He can draw, but he fucking discourage others.
,>>2892405Karma karma karma karma karma chameleon
>>2892426This might possibly be my favorite gif of all time.
>>2892459if by cloth you me tongue, yes
>>2892402Alternative 1: http://mlpg.co/locator/Alternative 2: http://catalog.everypony.net/mlp/ctrl + f "General"
>>2892466Karma /co/meleon?
>>2892463This gif is blowing my mind.
>>2892464okay that was disgusting, I don't know what I was expecting
>>2892463Let's keep this in the old thread.
>>2892443>>2892444No, just sort of got bored. Not sure I'd even say I have a favorite artist anymore.
>>2892466DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS
>>2892481Okay.
>>2892459Sure thing, Dash. Don't worry about cleaning the towel after, I'll make sure it's kept safe. Mind giving me a hug first, though?
>>2892463>hair in curlers>hair doesn't get curley
>>2892466GOD DAMN IT ANONSTOP CHANGING THE FUCKING STATIONYOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME GET IN AN ACCIDENT
>>2892486FUCK YOUFUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>2892486GO GO GO GO GO GO GAL-O- SENGEN
>>2892477>That feel when Americans clap when they can't afford going to the hospital to get help for their heart conditions brought upon them by their atrocious diets and sedentary lifestyles
>>2892464
>>2892499Magic, bitch.
>>2892477Fucking nasty.
>>2892502>autism
>>2892479>I don't know what I was expecting
XTREEEEEEM CLOSEUP
>>2892502Dante pls go
>>2892477I fucking LOVE In n Out!
>>2892526HAHAHA UR FAT
>>2892526Is that smitty?
>>2892473That locator uses the marker to pin down the threads.
>>2892526Is that you Scherz? Full body pic pls, you look tasty.
>>2892526Quit using someone elses face.Here's you fro realls
>>2892527Tyler pls
>>2892526We /soc/ now
>>2892535I might vomit
>>2892535That is not a good name for a fast food outlet.
>>2892477>burgerponysloppyseconds.jpg
>>2892506
>>2892505
MLPG, I feel like drawing. Give me a request.
>>2892535WANT
>That feel when nobody claps when they are dead.Ultra casuals.
>>2892506It's going to be pretty funny in 50 years, when we're reading in the history books about how American citizens were voting about policies that would benefit them because they were tricked by the rich and elite into thinking that if they did, they might also become rich.
>>2892553>implying /soc/ every once in a while is a bad thing
>>2892575Rarity wearing apple boxers
>>2892575Draw Sweetie belle and her dad playing handegg.
>>2892575 Applejack as a dragon fucking a 1993 Buick Century wagon
>>2892505AND SO I CRY SOME>somecryTIMES WHEN I'M LION IN BED
>>2892579Skeletons do.
>>2892345lol i had to do it
>>2892587Rarity wearing boxer briefs might be my fetish if someone drew it.
>>2892582The U.S. needs a war.War is the only thing the U.S. is good at.
>>2892582>implying that wasn't happening 50, 100, 150 etc years ago
>>2892587Second this.
>>2892548Lies and slander.Seriously I'm kinda overweight. I really ought to exercise.
>>2892596you really didn't
>>2892575Grunge rock Cheerilee
>>2892596I don't get it.
>>2892594>inb4 we become haunted
>>2892575you can't give consent to rape
>>2892575Discord humping Pinkie Pie from behind, with Pinkie looking confused
>>2892617>>2892617>>2892617SECOND.Alternatively Pinkie Pie
>>2892596What type of cancer is your favorite pony most likely to contrac?Mine would be skin.
>>2892620Worse. Now there are skeletons after every person in this thread.
>>2892620>implying that we aren't already haunted
>>2892596That made the picture much better, you're really talented. You should post that to reddit.
door slams
>>2892618not sure if trolling, but chemo makes your hair fall out
>>2892650oooOOoOOOoOOOOOoOooooooo
>>2892613http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LhWilHjP2o#t=9s
>>2892596Those horns look really awkward without manes.
>>2892650
>>2892646Worse.There are skeletons in every anon!
>>2892603>US>good at warThey haven't won in 50 years
>>2892650>>2892659D-d-did you g-g-guys hear that?
>>2892648>implying we aren't haunting the rest of 4chan at this very moment
>>2892650http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgYxydrVlDk
>>2892668FUCK NO NO NO SHUT UP NO THAT'S NOT TRUE
>>2892675but anon1942 was 70 years ago
>>2892646But we are all skeletons.Trapped in prisons of flesh.
>>2892650http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4
>>2892675What are you talking about? The U.S. hasn't lost a single war.Ever.AMERICAFUCK YEAH
>>2892677h-here what?!
>>2892604Yeah, I guess it was. "The American Dream" really fucked it up for you guys didn't it? Everybody's got a fuck you got mine mentality over there now.My most recent favorite example is the CEO of Exxon Mobile Fuels finally admitted to global warming being a real thing and what is causing it, but just said "fuck it, future generations will solve it" (paraphrased)
>>2892649inorite, and get all that karma and upvotes and shiii or whatever the fuck they do other than circlejerk
>>2892686Get a trip to be saved.Tripfags are made of wood.
>>2892596what would you do if the entire cast had cancerand they all die throughout the episode, except for twilight, who beats the cancer but ends up killing herself at the end of the episode right after writing her last letter to princess celestia which gets ruined when its dropped in a puddle
Um...
>>2892698This is true.Vietnam wasnt technically a war
>>2892708I'm a tripfag on another board.Does that count?
>>2892650http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HOLr0jqnCI
>>2892712dear god....
>>2892703The American Dream has been dead since 1925.
>>2892712>:UI can't visualize that facial expession.
>>2892731>not 1776
>>2892717and the korean war hasnt ended
>>2892736>tfw you've fapped to this picture at least ten times
>>2892721Lucky fellow.
>>2892712Should I know who this is?
>>2892737>Implying it was even a thing then
>draw Oreo pony a nice cold milk bath>she always enjoys the soak, but she gets a little loopy after she goes soggy
>>2892736wtf man
>>2892736Thank you based janitor
>>2892736>hooves and hands>on the same creatureworst satyr ever.
I realise MLPG is all too caught up in bronycon to even care butanon posed to me a challenge: What would Female brown dragon (from Dragon Quest) look like?It irritated me for the longest time. Most doodles were simply him with eyelashes.But what eventualy inspired me was Mangneto's femrover stuff - I imagine the female version of that dragon would be a a larger, fatter version of that.
>>2892675Because the U.S. hasn't been in a war since World War 2.The U.S. has, however, arguably accomplished most objectives during any military actions since then.
>>2892734B_U
>>2892703>admitting global warmingfucking eurotrash pussyThe senate of North Carolina just voted on a bill outlawing scientists from publishing studies on rising sea levels.scientists just discovered an alarming sea level rise on the carolina coast
>>2892734an angry duck
>>2892746>Fapping>To thatAnd why did it get deleted?It wasnt even porn.
>>2892768Because it was anthro garbage.
>>2892708I refute that.I am made of butts.
>>2892758What about these?
We /pol/ now?
>>2892711if it was like a well made fan thing i would enjoy the shii out of it it'd be awesome if they died in order of my least favorites, i'd post it to all of the SRS pony boards
Can someone please draw more femSnails? I am in withdrawl.
>>2892768It was anthro. And I don't even fucking know. It's a combination of her expressions and panties.
>>2892772unf
>>2892736I dunno, man, that one on the right looks kind of pretty.
>>2892770Get bent, Aeris.
>>2892770Anon. All the ponies are anthro. Do you even watch the show?
>>2892698I guess if you don't count Vietnam and Iraq
>>2892763excerpt from an article:The risks of oil and gas drilling are well understood and can be mitigated, he said. And dependence on other nations for oil is not a concern as long as access to supply is certain, he said.Tillerson blamed a public that is "illiterate" in science and math, a "lazy" press, and advocacy groups that "manufacture fear" for energy misconceptions in a speech at the Council on Foreign Relations.
>>2892772that's....strangely hot...brb, bunk
How long does the bronycon stream go on for? And what exactly do I have to look forward to?
>>2892764that picture is so adorable
Alright quest is up>>2892780
>>2892790One wasnt a war and the other is ongoing.
>>2892750Nah, she works at Double Fine as an intern or something. I noticed her during the kickstarter stuff and started following her because her tweets are adorable. I'm not creepy.
>>2892785>>2892784Take your anthro and your futa girls and go back to /a/ and /v/ respectively.
>>2892796spaghetti singularity
>>2892770if garbage were removed, you wouldn't be a janitor
>>2892785Janitor should delete the season 2 too.>he deletes Briddle Gossip for that scene with Pinkie on the table
>>2892803mlpg.co has a roll system by the way. It's turning out to be a pretty good place for quests since the threads don't die.
does anyone have those domestic abuse pics of dash and pinkie?
>>2892804>one wasn't a warIt was a war regardless of what you want to call it>the other is still ongoingSure it is
>>2892806>he doesn't fap to humans
>>2892806Just picking nits, but the rules do say that this board is the designated dumping ground of ALL pony-related stuff, outside of flash. So you've got no legs to stand on.
>>2892806lol no
>>2892833
>>2892776>Can someone please draw more femSnails?Sorry I'm only taking porn requests right now
>>2892835>He doesnt know how wars are definedAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2892790The US hasn't officially declared war since WW2.
>>2892824neat
>>2892823You better do what my friend says or this could get... messy.
>>2892846>rape>>2892852draw scissors pony getting fucked
>>2892823>>2892858But I am. I'm drawing ponies, in fact.
>>2892860
She used to be so pretty, guys...I think I could change her back.Just send me to the hive.
>>2892835Wars are defined by congress declaring war.War hasn't been declared by the U.S. since WW2.
>>2892814>Janitor deletes Rarity in the mud because they don't even watch the show>deletes Pinkie covered in chocolate rain for the same reason
>>2892869Good on you Ross.
>>2892855According to you:War: "only the ones that we win (including the ones where the French saved our asses)"
>>2892871pinkie confirmed for best wife
>>2892842
>>2892860i dont hate you dash, just next time turn the doorknob to open the door, not fly straight into it.
>>2892856I don't think it really counts as declaring war if you're just joining in on a pre-existing conflict.
>>2892856Blah blah blah Police Action
>>2892881You're really stupid.
>>2892881>He doesnt realize the US hasnt issued a declaration of war since entering WWII, and therefore hasnt technically been at war since then
>>2892887How many times do we need to have the "ponies are fucking anthro" talk? It's getting old.
>>2892877Wars are defined as a conflict carried on by force of arms, as between nations or between parties within a nation; warfare, as by land, sea, or air.
>>2892876But I like her that way. She is redeemed.
>>2892908At least once more.
>>2892823Y'know, you could've made your own thread for that.
>>2892881Man, you're fucking retarded.
>>2892876Wait, that actually w-I mean...Yes, yes, go and 'save' her, anon. Surely your purifying love can heal her...Get a cocoon ready.
>>2892823Will do.>>2892858unf
>>2892760>no one will draw fem teen dragons>no one will even draw the show teen dragonsit says something when the Discord tumblr guy (discordly conduct) does a garble tumblr on the side, and its pretty much the only place where there is a leasst decent art of A dragon that isn't spike.
>>2892908Not according to moot
>>2892898Why does everyone forget the entire Pacific Theatre?You know, the time where the U.S. near single-handedly beat Japan's ass back across the pacific and then nuked their country twice?
>>2892909Not legally, they arent.
>>2892903Says the guy who thinks the Vietnam War didn't really happenWay to spit on our troops, bro
>>2892876>shining armor with insect wingsno
>>2892909>the us hasn't declared war>b-b-but it's war because I said so
>>2892908>>>/tumblr/
Oreo pony? Seriously?Fuck you guys I'm drawing a fat oreo pony getting hit on by another food pony and being all shy and shit just so you guys will stop. I'll ruin it for everyone.
>>2892907>he doesn't realize that 'technically' means dick-all in this situation
>>2892908The rule is based on 4chan definition of what anthro is. Basically anything that is human-like, or looks like furry material. However the posts being deleted has been irregular to this.
>>2892880Not Ross. But I can draw drawing some fat humans instead if that's what you really want.
>>2892908Until Aeris gets it and kills herself
in any case, america likes invading places and killing a bunch of people for literally no reason
>>2892914I like her that way too. That's why I want to help her and wring the corruption from her body.She used to be such a pretty princess.
>>2892930Moot doesn't give a fuck about this place and doesn't haven opinion. According to our retarded janitor(s) they aren't, which is wrong.
>>2892942>We get out asses kicked in "conflicts">t-their n-not wars guys>they dont cound ;_;
>>2892932>singlehandedlyway to rewrite history
>>2892938>Vietnam War>War wasn't declaredIf you're talking about the military actions in Vietnam, that definitely happened.
Who keeps suggesting Parker Peter?
>>2892950you do that and i shit in your fan
>>2892932Because they literally only teach that in America
>>2892947Trouble is "anthro" is used as shorthand for "anthropomorphic animal porn" by many.
>>2892938>"The Vietnam "war" wasnt really a war, because no declaration of war was issued">"WOW LOOK AT THIS GUY HE THINKS A CONFLICT IN VIETNAM NEVER HAPPENED"
>>2892945>implying Tess won't make it cute as fuckanon plsKeep drawing though.
>>2892955so Americans are like vikings? i can deal with this
>>2892964Who else joined in then?
>>2892938You mean like Vietnam Veterans?I think you mean Vietnam Police Officers. There's no such thin as Vietnam Vets.
>>2892860>>2892871>>>/fluffyponythread/
>>2892968The spider man.
>>2892955It wasn't for no reason, you fucking moron. It was because they were scared that the commies would take over everything.
>>2892947If the pony has fingers, it doesn't belong here.
>>2892959Moot has no opinions despite being here the longest and writing the rules himself
>>2892970>And anywhere else that doesnt give a half assed WWII education
>>2892963>implying we lose militarily and not politically.
>>2892980Jesus, are you for real?
>>2892932Every other country other than America that teaches WW2 focuses on the conflicts in the European and east Asian territories.
>>2892980UK and Australia.
SYYYLLLLVIIIAAAAAAAA
Redemption is overrated. Corruption is a true expression, not acceptance of an inferior design.
>>2892945only if you make her blush madly
>>2892983LOL U MAD OF MY EDGYNESS? GET DUNKED U FAGGOT
I DON LOST MA LEGS IN NAM
>>2892986Also dosh.
>>2892945No. Wait. Don't.Doublestuf is mai waifu
>>2892992America gives the most hosed up WW2 education though.
>>2892980Check out this fuckerHe gets his history from the History Channel
>>2892865>draw scissors pony getting fuckedwhat the fuck
can we please not be /pol/
>>2892852Draw Gillou pornIt's unrelated to pone and monster girl which probably counts as anthro to some retards out there.
>>2892987
>>2892970>>2892995That's disappointing.One of the most amazing parts of World War 2 was the naval battles. Other countries should really start learning about that.
>>2893008>All schools in America are identical
Is Tess and Ross still here?Si she still thinking about oreo pone?
>>2892986>America gets scared>KILLS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
>>2892924Do you think I can't read spoilers? Well, I can't.I'll save her, just watch. And she'll be so grateful and peace will be restored.
>>2892996New Zealand, Philippines, China, Soviet UnionBut hey, they're not Americans so they don't count
>>2892876>fandom
>>2893013BIGMEATYBALLS
>>2892987Don't like fingers do you? Well, I'll give you one anyway.
>>2893013Draw PB and her stallion
>>2893022I never said it was right, just that they DID have a reason.
>>2893013Draw male Applejack in a date and Snails is sad.
>>2892971So we're the only ones who use "anthro" as shorthand for "anthropomorphic".BTW, I love how you guys are talking about ponies and what constitutes a war.
>>2893017There were naval battles besides the ones the American fleet had, Anon.
War, what is it good for?
>>2892860>>2892871thanks!
>ponies only! no anthro!>ross posts his god awful humanisations unopposedaeris confirmed for ross
>>2893016>Lyra wanting to be a human stuff gets banned>I'm okay with this
>>2893016Sorry Lyra, you were promised to always have the freedom of the pursuit of fingers, not fingers themselves. Common misunderstanding
>>2893021That's hot.
>>2893041That´s disgusting.
How would ponies play chop poker?
There's no way anybody could have predicted that grown men obsessed with My Little Pony would be historically illiterate.
>>2893037>Imagining batman watching you draw or not draw 24/7it's frighteninghe probably knows all the porn I shamefully fap to
>>2893045Expanding your bordersEconomically dominating and subjugating other countries
>>2893041We're /k/ and /pol/ disturbingly often.
>>2893045To kill evyul hyoomens. They cut down trees and make our mother Gaia some cry ;_;
>>2893041See this shit?FingersTerrible
Isn't she cute?
>>2893028patriotism my friend
>>2893045Absolutely nothin'.
Just a reminder that women be crazy.
>>2893045Ooooh that smellCan't you smell that smell
>>2893013Draw teen dragon dragon dildos
>>2893013what would a scissors pony even look like
>>2893013Gillou and PB naked while kissing like all good friends
>>2893085Her ass looks more like a dress.
>>2893013Teen 63's spike?
>>2893045Stimulating an economy.Occasionally.
>>2893074You'd be singing a different tune once they were wrapped around your neck.
>>2893080God that made me nauseous.
>>2893041I think artyl does anthro pony fingers wellthey're little stubby things, instead of trying to work hooves into fingernails or something weird like that
>>2892994>>2892996>>2893028>>2893010>3 British commanders and a single Australian general helping in a few small skirmishes over the course of the pacific theatre counts as helping>But the U.S. joining in the eastern theatre late and supplying weapons and supplies before then doesn'tStay delusional, guys.
>>2893080Jimmies adequately rustled
>>2893113It's hard not to like Atryl's anthro at least a little bit.
War ponies
Femsnails is an abomination.Artists who draw Snails miss the pure joy of drawing Snails's soft, succulent little balls.
>>2893080You wouldn't give your waifu a rainbow kiss?
I love /k/ but I hate /pol/.
>>2893126But it's hard to really like his anthro completely.
>>2893107elaborate please? it confuses me to no end how buying literally tons of munitions that will end up exploding on some poor arab dude's shed could possibly stimulate the economyseems like pure waste to me
>>2893126Nice outfit on fleur
>tfw standing up with your pants off and you can smell your balls at that distance
>>2893126>It's hard not to like Atryl's anthro at least a little bit.It´s actually really easy for me.
>>2893085ANTHRO I SEE ANTHROALERT THE JANITOR
STOP TALKING ABOUT POLITICS NUMBNUTS
>>2893080Oh god... my stomach will never be rid of the vomit this is making me produce.
>>2893140Can we be /mu/?Or at least /a/?
>>2893137Homestuck pls goOr stay and post crossover art
>>2893130I just imagined Rarity singing "Pop pop pop watching motherfuckers drop!" in her most elegant voice.
>>2893143Yeah. I do completely love his ponies though. Wish he'd draw more of them.
>>2893118they both count as helping you faggot
Oreo pone concept.>>2893005Doublestuff is a cute name.
>>2893157If you want to.I can't say anything about those.
Is this a bad time?
>>2893140Me too.We should be friends.I would talk about planes, but this is my third day awake and I'm going to sleep now.Maybe I'll dream about [BRRRRRRRRRRT]
>>2893147take a shower man
>>2893144Puts the man who made it to work.
>>2893176Get the fuck in here
>>2893176Bitch, it's always a bad time.
>>2893144Modern economies are built on debt. It's just that war creates a larger demand for things that are not usually in demand. So it does stimulate the economy, even if it's just driving itself further into debt in the process.
>>2893176it's always a bad time with you
>>2893147>musky balls
>>2893159Sure, wwhy not?
>>2893157We /mu/ now.AOTY so far?
>>2893140Is she soft and warm or hard and cold like Titanium?
>>2893170what is wrong with her leeeeeeeeeeeeegggsssssssss
>>2893176Did Miles draw that?
>>2893154fuck off back to bronycon if you want to talk about ponies
>>2893200No
>>2893169That's all I needed to hear.
>>2893193R.A.P. Music by Killer MikeIn Our Heads by Hot ChipThose are my two favorites so far.I found out about them off of Pitchfork.
>>2893172Nice.Eyes seem a little far, but that's just me
>>2893080I shouldn't have read that.Revulsion. Disgust. Nausea. Anger. Rage. Contempt. Fury. Loathing. Sadness. Depression. Melancholy. There is no appropriate reaction image to sum up all these feelings.
>>2892464Uhh, guys. That's not Rarity.
On the subject of anthro, let's be honest, before coming here a lot of people were neutral or apathetic about it but became conditioned to hate it by /b/ and /v/tards.
>>2893144There's a legit answer to this and there's the stupid answer.The stupid answer is that it's just spending. And that's true, but an even greater effect could be accomplished by spending that money on useful things -- cars and tractors instead of tanks, food instead of bullets, etc. But military expenditure was, until the advent of Keynesian economics, basically the only thing that the government spent loads of money on.The better answer is that in order for capitalism to continue making a profit, significant parts of the capital must be junked. This keeps the rate or return high, because as capital increases the rate decreases and the people at the top make less and less profit. This doesn't actually help the economy, but it makes some people much richer.
>>2893177That earth shaking but cute roar.
>>2893159Postin' best wwizards.
>>2893218>Uhh, guys. That's not Rarity.ARE YOU SAYING I FAP TO SOMETHING NOT PONY RELATED?
>>2893198They're synthmetal.
>>2893166God I loved these. Post the rest?
>>2893199Subtle griefers messing up proportions.
>>2893221Nope, those wolf faces disgusted me from the first day I saw one.
ARE YOUR BODIES READY FOR THE BOTNET?http://www.google.com/nexus/#/
>>2893221I became conditioned to it by ED, but realized it's bullshit after I saw 40kids.
>>2893221It makes my penis sad and it's against the rules.Why should I have to love and tolerate it?
>>2893217I only need this one. I can't get past the idea that she might have had some horrible disease, and that poor sap might have gotten it because she's a crazy bitch. I mean, what if she had AIDS or HIV or some other sort of pathogen that lived in her bloodstream? That's just not a cool thing to do.
>>2893221I was a furry before I joined this ride a year agoIt's a small part of the reason I did
>>2893238Sounds good.
>>2893214Oh no that's on purpose.She's like a flounder except without both eyes on one side.It's very complicated you see.
>>2893239Sure, but I don't know if I have them all.
>>2893239http://atryl.deviantart.com/gallery/Looks like it isn't part of a series
>>2893221Almost all anthro is horrible. Almost.
>>2893259I'm not a furry but I have a few furry friends. my catsit was a joke but I do know some furries
>>2893222YES! SHIT IS FUCKED! WE ALL KNOW THIS! MANKIND IS DOOMED!IN THE MEANTIME, LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PONY AND TRY TO ENJOY YOURSELF!
>>2893267Can you give me a link to the database on endoscopic radiation therapy?
>>2893251this so hard. people just hate furries because it's the cool thing to do and they don't wanna be left out. there are way worse things on the internet than furries.
>>2893264
>>2893254No one said "love and tolerate". I'm saying, "stop caring".
don't look
>>2893271Newt pls go
>>2893281Is that a pony?
>>2893258Not cool doesn't cut it. You don't do that. You don't do that to anybody. NOBODY deserves that. Not even Ross
any more bronycon updates?
>>2893118Australia suffered 50,000+ casualties in WWIIThey fought all over the pacific, as well as North Africa, the Middle East, and Mediterranean.140,000 New Zealanders fought in WWII. They played critical roles in US's island hopping strategy.The Philippines suffered immeasurably under Japanese invasion, and were essential in assisting Allied Forces in the recovery of the islands and the march towards Japan.China? Millions fought, millions died against the forces of Japan.But hey, yeah, America beat Japan singlehanded. It's true because you want to believe it.
So did y'all see that Lil Miss Jay is taking his mom to Bronycon?http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/post/26070462853/i-just-realized>I just realized.>I’m in New York with my mother in a tiny hotel for 9 days.>I CAN’T FAP FOR NINE DAYS
>>2893285
>anthrohow about this?
>>2893271Just like literally everything in existence.
>>2893300And a simple Pinkie. Sadly these are all of Atryl's ponies I have. The rest is anthro bullshit.
>>2893291More humans.My penis requires it.
>>2893283Listen to yourself. That's literally the same argument that bronies use against people who don't like the show. Just accept that some people don't like. It's against the rules so don't post it here.
>>2893291I fapped to that series like 27 times
>>2893306Facts and opinions
>>2893296You're missing the point of the argument. The problem is that you're surrounded by retards on 4chan, so you can't recognize reductio ad absurdum when it's hitting you in the face.
>>2893296I think the Nanking Massacre might be a lot worse than the entire Holocaust.
>>2893301>actually built to go back in time and geld a colt before he can produce the child that would stop the robot uprising>but a virus caused a fascination with human hands
>>2893314That doesn't mean it's true tho.
Do anybody have those artist improvement pics?
>>2893267What are you talking about? From 3 I already have it looks like atryl was doing one for each of the main 6. That's not a series?Also this right here:http://atryl.deviantart.com/art/Brony-Con-print-set-306172639
>>2893301JANITOR
>>2893221I like some anthro.Part of that is that I like dicks but don't like masculine features, and there are some things that are really common in furry/anthro art that I tend to see as feminine, like pretty much everything that gets put on scaleys.I learned to stop doubting my penis years ago, now I only seek to understand
>>2893323>jokes on him, I'm only pretending to be retardedNah, I don't think he's pretending
Remember the first few times seeing this logo and thinking "Huh, really?".
>>2893328Well of course it is. The holocaust never happened.
>>2893301>>2893341>no fingersit's ok
>>2893297>bled out of his ass>thought he had ass cancer>then convinced it's because of his awful diet>takes his mother to BronyconHe's really the quintessential brony.
CUTE PONAE
>>2893314How about you ignore shit you don't like?Oh that's right, you're autistic and twelve years old. You're literally incapable.
>>2893346>>jokes on him, I'm only pretending to be retardedNo, that's not what it was at all.
>>2893350I like you.
>>2893347What?
>>2893347I just thought it was all an elaborate troll for the first few months before I decided to just say "fuck you got me." and cave.
>>2893328The scale wasn't even close, but yeah it was a horrible atrocity.
>>2893347I remember this
>>2893338Oh, didn't see those. Sorry.
It's over Rarity, I have the high ground!
>>2893365>I just thought it was all an elaborate troll for the first few monthsHow people can be this stupid?
>>2893369That unicorn's got the heart of a champion.
atryls porn is awful but as joke porn i guess it is ok
>>2893347I turned the themesong on while driving the other day.It made me think.I've never been one for kneejerk reactions to things, but I definitely wouldn't have listened to it for fun a year and a half ago.This place changes you.
>>2893359>I have to repeat other people's arguments and insults because I can't think on my own anymore
>>2893353>takes his mother to BronyconI fucking refuse to believe that. No one is that stupid.
>>2893384>pony playing QWOP
>tfw no gf
>>2893360He said something really retarded because he thought it was funnyOr maybe he really is that dumbeither way he looks retarded
>>2893347No. I somehow didn't doubt you're really into this. Maybe I was just horribly confused.
>>2893355That's not cute that's creepy. Never post her again.
>>2893314I know that some don't like it. I don't really like it either. It's just that when I see "yiff in hell furfags xD" I can't help but think of some 12 year old wearing a guy fawkes mask saying anonymous is legion. The thing that makes me rage the most is that kind of shit.
>>2893369
>>2893369HAHAHA OH GOD THE MEMORIES
>>2893381Are you honestly telling me you didn't think people were posting it ironically the first time you saw it, brony?
>>2893386>atryls porn is awful but as joke porn i guess it is okJust like haiku.
>>2893372You under estimate my power!
>>2893351Eat a dick Also does this guy have a name so I can stop putting "4koma" in the filenames?
>>2893400Yoba time?
>>2893366Scale aside, the Germans were mostly systematic and business-like with their murder of the Jews, the Nanking massacre was sadism at its most debased.
>>2893387I've never been balls deep in something like this before. I probably won't again after this finally goes either. It's weird.
>>2893296You're ignoring the "near-single handedly" part.The big, important battles were pretty much fought alone. The U.S. didn't do it alone, but neither did the allies on the eastern front. The U.S. helped a metric fuckton in each.
>>2893296but werent all those countries losing pretty fucking hard until teh US stepped in?
>>2893398CAN'T HEAR YOU
>>2893403I thought people were just confused as to why they like a girl's show. That's how I felt.
>>2893412who is the artist? I must know
>>2893412Yes, but I don't remember it.
>>2893399pretty much right on the nosenot that it isn't obvious
>>2893412>fingersabsolutely horrifying
>>2893403Difference between 'the first time you saw it' and believing people could keep it going for months like that.
>>2893417>implying that isnt just how Asian people do war
>>2893428http://shepherd0821.deviantart.com/art/MLP-Frienship-is-Magic-Mane-6-298154393?moodonly=24
>>2893157>/mu/I love those guys.
>>2893403>Are you honestly telling me you didn't think people were posting it ironically the first time you saw it, brony?>brony LOL XD
>>2893412AHHHHFINGERSJANITOR SAVE ME I CAN'T IGNORE THINGS I DON'T LIIIIKE
>>2893392No, you're dumb. Please stop.>Reductio ad absurdum is a mode of argumentation that seeks to establish a contention by deriving an absurdity from its denial, thus arguing that a thesis must be accepted because its rejection would be untenable. It is a style of reasoning that has been employed throughout the history of mathematics and philosophy from classical antiquity onwards.So what that guy did was:>If we take your criteria seriously, then you have to accept that America did everything in the Pacific by itself (and that's absurd).
>>2893429>>2893428pretty sure it's the same guy who makes the 4koma comics
>>2893417AgreedYou the funny thing about Japanese atrocities- their use of forced prostitution as comfort women is widely regarded as an atrocity.What's usually not mentioned is that US high command had US troops use those same prostitutes for months early in the occupation of Japan.
>>2893399Fun closed due to aids.
>>2893387I still don't care for the theme song.
>>2893438I had since stopped going to 4chan a whole lot until I got back into /co/ for the ponies in 2010, So it's not like I was running into it every day, just occasionally.
>>2893445>Squarepusher - Geogaddilol'd
>>2893418I've been only once in any fandom before. Thankfully, it was massively hated where I live, so I had a chance to get used to being hated and not being analcrusaded about it.
>>2893420I'm ignoring it because you're wrongChina sacrificed a lot more than the US ever did
UPDATED SHITTYQUEST:http://mlpg.co/q/res/2.htmlsubmarine was going under maintenance i think hm
>>2893445They somehow manage to be the most persistently funny board on the site.
>>2893399>Taht comic on the rightI wonder what happen to that guy after 5 years when /b/ got control by retards?
>>2893421>until the US stepped inThe US was losing pretty hard until they cracked Japanese codes
>>2893458Pretty much this. Anytime I see an episode, I jus skip the intro.
I think you should stop bitching about the rules. After all you're freely using this site everyday.
>>2893451Yes, I know, it's just I couldn't remember his name off the top of my head.
>>2893451honestly these comics are the only ones I actually laugh at.can someone post the "rainbow dash at McDonalds" one?
>>2893455>tfw Habbo Hotel then allowed you to clip through other people
Remember when MLP was accused of sexism, Homophobia, etc.http://msmagazine.com/blog/blog/2010/12/09/my-little-homophobic-racist-smarts-shaming-pony/
>>2893469I don't like the us, but most of the Chinese losses were the outcome of the civil war.The KMT was more busy fighting the communists than the japanese.
>>2893471That's a lot of pictures! What's the quest about?
>>2893480That's basically irrelevant to the argument at hand.
>>2893484Janitor-kun, Janitor-kun!Get dunked!
>>2893475Man, I knew I couldn't have been the only one to notice that.
>>2893490I agree with the smarts shaming partThe first episode was horrible.Then there was the moral of Feeling Pinkie Keen.
>>2893469>China did more than the U.S. in WW2Okay
>>2893484>>2893484>freelyAh, but we're the reason Moot's making an income.
>>2893453Stuff like that is conveniently brushed under the carpet.Much like some of the shit US troops got up to in Vietnam.On the flip-side, despite Japan being a nation of peace and the voice of reason against war and invasion, they quite amusingly never teach Nanking in History classes (I heard this from a Japanese friend).
>>2893480which happened like 6 months after Pearl Harbor. Everyone else was getting their shit slapped since as early as 1937
>>2893506>Feeling Pinkie Keen
>>2893507In the Pacific theatrer.In Europe, it was the Soviets that won the war.
>>2893501Notice what?
>>2893475are you using OS X or linux?
>>2893490Yep.Part of what made me look at it.I didn't actually start watching until the beginning of season 2.Marathoned the entire first season in a day.
>>2893488This is madness.
>>2893442Sent, yousa bro. Thank you kindly.
>>2893486
>>2893511Yeah, Japan likes to cover up their history.Americans like to bitch about that, but we haven't got a leg to stand on.
>>2893524>implying the US industrial base diddnt win that war
>>2893538I think every country likes to cover up some of their history.
>>2892587> Give me a new one.
>>2893511>implying it is a good thing to poison people with shit like thatForget it already.
>>2893528I'd like to interject for just a momentWhat you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.I'm using OSX
>>2893546Um, it didn't.It made war profiteers rich. But it was the Soviet industrial base that won the war.Like WWI, in WWII the US provided too little too late.
>>2893525that /mu/ is the funniest board on 4chan
For everyone not talking about WWII, what background should I use for the Archive Quest main page? Keep it white?
>>2893550Hnnnng!Batman and Pinkie pie
>>2893524That's like saying the Soviets didn't help at Stalingrad.
>>2893492some guy stuck at bronyconand horrible writing.
>>2893550Luna in frilly Bloomers?or do you mean in general
>>2893550nigga thats kawaii
>>2893550Chrysalis and Kerrigan doing something together
>>2893549Germany's actually really good.
>>2893510Moot doesn't make money off of 4chan.
>>2893554People have a right to know the past, Anon. If it just gets forgotten about then you're doing the world a disservice
>>2893550Giggity.Now draw Rarity sensually taking them off.
>>2893550I love it. That boxer is really cute on Rarity.
>>2893484>Rules that are hardly followed anywhere else.>You've clearly chosen to squat here because you hate MLPG for some petty reason>Obey the rulesHmm nahI just realized this one has the artist's name on it. Oh don't I feel silly for asking now.
>>2893572>implying self hatred is good
>>2893550>no tail holeTHAT'S NOT HOW BOXERS WOULD WORK RGHRGHRHHH
>>2893568I'll give it a look over, looks interesting. I can't believe that thread has been up since March.
>>2893577how? she doesn't have hands
>>2893471woo shittyquest
I've already argued about WW2 with /pol/ can we talk about ponies, or questing>>2893374
>>2893573ad revenue
>>2893575Victors write history.It's propaganda, nothing more.
>>2893550Really bad
>>2893591That's why I'm hating myself.
>>2893572To the point that any reference to Nazism MUST be historical in context or it's considered inflammatory and is therefore illegal.
>>2893595do you even watch the show
>>2893606>implying victors writing history is a thing now we have the internet
>>2893595magic
>>2893559but thats wrong, america was giving economic support to both the UK and Russia since well before their involvement
>>2893573He says he operates it at a loss. I guess you could say that he gets some benefit from it (exposure), but the things that have sprung off from 4chan (canvas or whatever) haven't exactly been raking in the dollars, either.I wonder what his day job is.
>>2893568I love that girl
>>2893595... she's a unicorn, genius.
there any new bronycon rage yet
>>2893563Anyone?
>>2893588>angel selling pone socks for absurd pricesI love this fucker
>>2893537>scootaloo is a chicken jokeand the author was doing so well
>>2893637Yostuba B
>>2893621>say something else>get jailedI don't care about politics, screw that.
>>2893605You don't get much ad revenue when all you have is one banner ad for J-list (which doesn't pay much) and 90% of your users probably use an ad-blocking script, anyways.
>>2893648Sounds good nigga.
>You will never fuck your waifu in her gala dress
>>2893630magic is not sensual!
>>2893595with her mouth
>>2893649That doesn't really happen as much as you think it does, Anon. Tinfoil hat: off, now.
>>2893637either that o whatever BG make sure it's "clean"
>>2893621Well, the US want to imprison the Wikileaks guy and possibly give him the death sentence for revealing government crimes.You know, instead of investigating their own bureaus and fixing their shit up.
>>2893662>wanting to fuck your waifu
>>2893662>you will never fuck your waifu.
>>2893664it can be. rarity's all about beauty, and some could consider that beautiful...I guess...
>>2893674>wikileaks
>>2893605There's only one person who would advertise on 4chan.One ad is not enough to support this big of a website.
>>2893679I fucked you're waifu
>>2893664Then tell me how is Fluttershy holding her dress like that?
>>2893664You're just not trying hard enough.>>2893662Dresses are not for sexy, the're for pretty.God, Siberwar draws so pretty dresses
>>2893625canv.as is still a thing? I thought it died off already, I haven't heard jack shit about it since he launched it
>>2893674It is better safe than sorry.
>>2893698hoofgrip
>>2893676>and possibly give him the death sentence The US hasn't executed a spy since the Rosenberg case. And, in any case, he almost certainly wouldn't be charged with "espionage" but with lesser crimes, anyways.
>>2893679>>2893680
>>2893698her hooves are covered in semen
>>2893662I can dream anon
>>2893698I keep telling you people. Pony "fur" is just tiny little cilia they use to grip things.
>>2893648Huh, that looks nice!https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.htmlIt's so simple yet pleasing to look at now. Thank you!
>>2893717unf.
>>2893662>You will never get fucked by your waifu while wearing her gala dress
>>2893716>my headcanon is now that ponies have super-sticky spittle>they spit on hooves when they want to pick something up
>>2893698Magic.Or friendship.
>>2893708he would get assassinated by an 'outraged citizen'read: sleeper domestic agentinb4 conspiracy theory
>>2893728>waifu>not husbandor63 is the new in thing, anon.
>looking through folder>find hidden gems
>>2893721Looks fab, sentenal.I've got some quests to read.
>>2893717Right window.
>>2893572I hear german children are force to kiss the amputated foreskins of jewish descendants of those who "died" during the holocaust while asking to forgive them for being terrible racist nazis.
>>2893733I assume he means crossdressing
>>2893735She's standing on his dick.
>>2893730Sticky hooves thats how Applejack saved Twilight in the first episode.
>>2893699Sorry I disagree. Dresses are most definitely for sexy.
>>2893731>Sleeper agent >Not diehard government spook pretending to be a civilianIt is my dream to be a government spook. I want to be executed on public TV by North Korea.
>>2893729That's a good headcanon, anon.
>>2893738What?
>>2893739Germany is dead.
>>2893739....what
>>2893730
>>2893757Sweetebelle
>>2893728I don't think a pony dress would fit me very well
>>2893717You know what's awesome of you guys posting this image as often as you do? (It's the image I see reposted outside of the friend off the most.) The guy who made it went through hell and back working with Chistery - hell, she didn't even remember his name a few days from submission!Sometimes you guys are, unintentionally, really cool.
>>2893774I love you.
>>2893728Will she use a strapon?
>politicsCan't we talk about something else?
>>2893782jesus chriiiist
>>2893780Well he's as self deprecating as any other artist hereBut I like some of his stuffPlus Chistery should go.
>>2893784Yes.
So now that Aspierant's Rarity Quest is almost over... who do we want to quest next?Luna... "I want to feel your hand in my mane!"
>>2893784Gaaaaay.
>>2893786DONT POST THAT IMAGE YOU'LL GIVE SOMEONE A HEART ATTACK
>>2893786Sure. Lets talk about food.
>>2893786Fuck off.
>>2893795Aspirat is going away anon.
>>2893795I would absolutely love Celestia or Fluttershy
>>2893795I assume she'll make me "clean it up" afterwards?
>>2893788Oh yeah; it's happening, baby.
>>2893803i enjoy chinese
>>2893795Derpy Quest
Did janitor leave in a buttflustered fury?
>>2893805What?
Hey sent, the quests are still white when you open them up.Can you change that to Yostuba B too?
>>2893788>>2893810FUCK ALREADY AND GET OUT
>>2893814Gross, I don't want to date a retarded pony.
>>2893795Well, Celestia and Fluttershy had the next highest votes, so we'll see how that goes.I suppose that makes Luna our "dark horse" candidate, eh?
>>2893815i doubt itprobably just off masturbating to all the images she saved before deletingshe'll come back for another harvest soon
>>2893813I enjoy you.
>>2893804No, you should consider fucking off.>>2893803I like eating junk food until I shit blood.
>>2893786i liked that episode
>>2893786What elseshould we talk about? Ponies?You're a madman.
>>2893818I updated them just now. Try refreshing.
>>2893786I was not prepared for solemn Pinkie in that ep.
>>2893833WOULD YOU A HORSE PENIS
>>2893829>shitting blood>not bleeding shitGET ON MY LEVEL
>>2893795>you touch Luna's mane>as it turns out it is a fridgid vacuum and your hand freezes instantly>she laughs as you writhe in pain
>>2893833We should talk about everything else.
>>2893830>sproing
>>2893829>People are talking about something actually profound and cultural>And not being humongous dicks about it>baawwwh stawp eeet!You're the kind of person I'd like to see exterminated.
>>2893780They didn't even remember my name?>>2893789h-hey, I've stopped that. I'm getting better.thanks
>>2893844THAT IS NOT HOW SPACE WORKS
There's nothing left to talk about. It's time to put this to a rest once and for all.
>>2893840OH GOD, HORSE PENIS IS MY FAVORITE TYPE OF PENII
>>2893842How
>>2893844>vacuum>freezeshow does it feel to be uneducated pleb
>>2893847she even sticks the landing
>>2893830I like how she's backwards in the air above Twilight.
>>2893850>>2893856>Guys what does frigid mean?
>>2893834Raisin quest is still white for me
>>2893550Holy fuck that is so fucking cute I never expected it to be this good jesus.
>>2893856>word before vacuum is frigidHow's it feel to be uneducated, pleb?
>>2893848>People are talking about something actually profound and cultural>in a thread about MLP:FIM
>>2893856>>2893850DID YOU NOT WATCH MAGIC SCHOOL BUS WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD?AER YOU SERIOUSLY DEBATING MAGIC SCHOOL BUS CANON?
>>2893863There's nothing to absorb the energy in your handin a vacuum you have nothing to lose heat to
hey TessIf you're herepls stream
>>2893868Exactly! I am just as surprised!
>>2893844>2.7 KelvinGranted that's deep space http://imagine.gsfc.nasa.gov/docs/ask_astro/answers/980301b.htmlMaybe the temperature on the moon? What side?Dark side: -280 Fahrenheit. Light side: 260 Fahrenheit.Can't it just be a magical feel?
>>2893861It's the little things.
>>2893849ls draw
>>2893848>talking about politics>any year
>>2893879No but the word before vacuum implies the vacuum in her mane is extremely cold so our hand would absorb the cold and freeze.
>>2893867a vacuum by definition can't be cold or hota vacuum is a lack of mass, mass is the medium through which temperature is conductedspace doesn't have a temperature
>>2893864Yostuba B for me. Weird. Try opening it up again.
>>2893848>>>/pol/
>>2893869ARNOLD NO!
>>2893894Somewhere in the worlda physicist just died
>>2893894>vacuum>LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHINGVacuum has NO TEMPERATURE.
>>2893894>absorb the coldcan the laity please stop offering its opinions?
The human body can briefly survive the hard vacuum of space unprotected, despite contrary depictions in much popular science fiction. Human flesh expands to about twice its size in such conditions, giving the visual effect of a body builder rather than an overfilled balloon. Consciousness is retained for up to 15 seconds as the effects of oxygen starvation set in. No snap freeze effect occurs because all heat must be lost through thermal radiation or the evaporation of liquids, and the blood does not boil because it remains pressurized within the body. The greatest danger is in attempting to hold one's breath before exposure, as the subsequent explosive decompression can damage the lungs. These effects have been confirmed through various accidents (including in very high altitude conditions, outer space and training vacuum chambers). Human skin does not need to be protected from vacuum and is gas-tight by itself. Instead it only needs to be mechanically compressed to retain its normal shape. This can be accomplished with a tight-fitting elastic body suit and a helmet for containing breathing gases, known as a Space activity suit.
>>2893895In vacuum your hand would blow up and you would get sucked into the void in a violent fashion.
>>2893896Just did, still white.
I always assumed that since it was able to stroke rarity in EP 1, the make on Luna/NMM was more like a mist or very heavy fog....Or, you know, fucking magic.
>>2893927granted, but it would rather spectacularly not freeze. that's the point i was making
>>2893920>No snap freeze effect occurs because all heat must be lost through thermal radiation or the evaporation of liquids, and the blood does not boil because it remains pressurized within the body.And there you have it.
>>2893920>The human body can briefly survive the hard vacuum of space unprotected, despite contrary depictions in much popular science fiction. Human flesh expands to about twice its size in such conditions, giving the visual effect of a body builder rather than an overfilled balloon.Do you even lift in space?
>>2893928Hmm, go look at the source code. What does the <body bgcolor> say?
>>2893884Draw what?
>>2893895Space is not a vacuum, it's a near-vacuum.Space has a temperature.
>>2893936in space, nobody can hear you lift
>>2893932Yes./sci/ pls stay.
fuck space, post pone
I am watching The Matrix on AMC, they edited the part where Neo tells Agent smith he will give him the finger in return for his phone call.They edited him SAYING he will give him the finger.
>>2893895>implying deep space isn't 2.7 kelvin due to background microwave radiation>implying the molecules in space aren't at temperatures of tens of thousands of degrees in our solar system yet its unnoticeable because particle density is practically zero
>>2893895If I was feeling more scientific I'd be questioning how a vacuum can exist as a physical tangible thing like a mane in the first place. But seriously, I feel dumb. Pardon my ignorance pls.
>>2893949Posting best Ponies that aren't Luna
>>2893944Without gravity you can lift everything.>>2893939Rarity teaching how to make dresses to Sweetie Belle.
>>2893949CANST WE DISCUSS BOTH?
>>2893928Hit ctrl+F5, you probably have a cached version.
>>2893959Space is independent of matter.
>>2893949>fuck spacewould you an evil night god horse?
>>2893953But how did he say he was going to give them the fingerWhen he's unable to speak?
>>2893967>Luna's VA will never record "whalers on the moon" for us
>>2893941doesn't gravity take care of that?all of the mass is concentrated in planets and stars, leaving huge areas of complete emptiness?fuck. someone call neil degrasse tyson
>Talking about science in a thread about a show for kids
>>2893949>not going into space with pones
>>2893982http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuum#Outer_space>Outer space has very low density and pressure, and is the closest physical approximation of a perfect vacuum. It has effectively no friction, allowing stars, planets and moons to move freely along ideal gravitational trajectories. But no vacuum is truly perfect, not even in interstellar space, where there are still a few hydrogen atoms per cubic meter.[4]
>>2893971why do people flip their shit over cheeselegs? its canon that all NMM wanted was to be loved.
>>2893969But how would that vacuum be manetained?
>>2893971You, sir, don't know me very well do you?Yes. I would an evil night god horse. Hell I'd start the cult up.
>>2893983>let me tell you about homestuck
>>2893983So I take it bitching about what white people do makes you black?
>>2893971No, I would a spaghetti dropping princess.
>>2893995I think you're mixing up your ponies and bugs.
>>2893995but she wasnt fetishy enough
Sugarcube
>>2893938I'm sorry, I don't understand these moon runes.
>>2893980>not knowing Luna is voice by Tabithai shiggy diggy
>>2894007Wait I thought everyone here was a big black guy?
>>2893995Not even loved, just appreciated. She wanted people to just enjoy the night she made.
>>2894012shut up we are now launching a monkey into space
>>2893971I would be an evil night god horse's sex slave, existing only to provide her pleasure at her convenience, knowing full well that if she were to grow bored with me I would quickly find myself on the fucking moon
>>2893993...can we still call neill degrasse tyson? he's awesome!
I like science but I'm not smart enough for it.Bugs is right about science.
>>2893965even planets?!Please nobody take this question seriously.
>>2894018Swear to god if you spill that chocolate milk again...
>>2894016He might know that but since Tabitha voices half the ponies it was kinda necessary to specify which voice he meant.
>>2894018I actually am a big black guy, if it helps.
>>2894004Are you that LunaxNMM selfcest guy?
>>2894015No problem, just open up the source and screen cap what you see.
>>2894010what the fuck are you talking about?
>>2894037
>>2894034YOU CAN EVEN LIFT THE EARTHDO A HANDSTAND
>>2893953Hah, those silly ponies.
>>2894034when chuck norris does pushups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing earth down
>>2894048Dont you fuckin dare
>>2894033>not smart enough for scienceThat's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Never try science again.
>>2893949>fuck spaceNo sir. Fuck you. Space pone is go.
>>2894057
>>2894034If you stand on your hands it counts as holding it.WE ATLAS NOW
>>2894041Possibly...
guys my hard drive might be dyinghow do I keep all of my horse porn without the data recovery people seeing itcan truecrypt partitions be transferred to new hard drives without hassle
>>2894077Buy another hard drive, copy and paste.
>>2894077we /g/ nowcan't you just save it on a flash drive?
>>2894043I hope I'm doing this right
>>2894062Okay.I already missed university so I guess I shouldn't care.
>>2894077>caring about people seeing your horse pornmy pony porn folder has been on my desktop since i fucking made it
>>2894049>anthroFucker even has handsJANITOR
>>2894064THATS IT MISSY YOU'RE GROUNDED.NO MORE READING FOR A WEEK
>>2894092>yfw he meant actual horse porn>that he filmed/photographed himself>with his own face in full view
>>2894095You still mad?
>>2893949i love the pony and love to post them.
>>2894084i had that torrent with 70 gigs of horse porni'm going to need a lot of flash drives
>>2894086>Moon Over JuneAnyway, did you try hitting ctrl+F5 on the page to ignore your cached version of it? It's Yotsuba B for me.
>>2894090
>>2894115/)
>>2894049Alright...new and haven't seen every episode yet, but I want to know who this badass (i hope) is
>>2894092>Friends find horseporn>They just laugh and tell me I'm into weird shitSure am glad my friends are cool
>>2894115you still aeris?
>>2894025I really like CelestiaBut the night is so much more beautiful. I've come close to switching over to praising the moon goddess.
>>2893965To be honest I need more practice. My ponies are not that great and I can't think of any way to draw that without it looking boring.Sorrysorrysorry
Hey is Tabitha going to be at Bronycon? I know she was going to one of the cons, but it's not this one, is it? (I need it for my bingo board)
>>2894130Just go to tumblr if you want your anthro so bad.
>>2894122Yep
What's your saddest moment in a cartoon, MLPG?
>>2894114
>>2894120>not having a 70 USB stickwhat is this, 1935?!
>>2894086Ohhhhh, we're talking about two different things. I was thinking you where talking about the main page.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RaisinQuest/RaisinQuest.htmlYou're looking at the actual... web pages and... plain text... logs... ha ha... ha.Sorry, I'll change it.
>>2894126>>2894130I'll take that as a yes.
>>2893015This! Do want!
>>2894142leaves from the vine
>>2894143
>>2894127That is Iron Will from the episode "Putting your Hoof Down"Yeah, he's a badass
>>2894112
Every time you draw I'll get raped by rule 63 zecora.
>>2894142butterfree going I think
>>2894127Leave, watch every episode.Come back.
>>2894142oh I don't know
>>2894132rose pls draw
>>2894062>implying IQ and genes are not everything
>>2894142
>>2894172>come backor not. that's okay too.
>>2894171>butterfree going I thinkAsh is a fucking retard.
>>2894142I don't know, maybe Grave Of The Fireflies
>>2894180OH fuck, that moment has to be tied with Envy getting really upset then committing suicide... that was a >feel and a half.
>>2894168Is that supposed to be bad?
>>2894142The end of Mr. Freezes introduction episode in Batman AS.
>>2894131Can I praise them both? Is that allowed?I just like them both way too much
It's Yotsuba now.Thanks, sent.
>>2894132I understand.I'll have draw stuff tomorrow.>implying I can finish it>implying I'll have the guts to post it
>>2894142Watching the Fox and the Hound. People who've watched it know which part I'm talking about.
>>2894165>leth_returns_to_earth.png
>>2894195He is trying to motivate you.
>>2894142Why, Charlie Brown, why?!
>>2894215Is it the part where the hound kills the fox?
>>2894215jesus fuck that's a sad movie
>watching How To Train Your Dragon for the first timeHOLY SHIT YOU GUYS WERE RIGHTTHIS IS AWESOME OMFGi will never doubt you again MLPG
>>2894143>127 gb of hoers
>implying this wasn't the saddest fucking thing ever when you first saw it as a kid
When is bronycon going down?
Butts
>>2894228>not watching hhtyd with a banana peel while pumped full of lethicin
>>2894233>I never watched a single episodeSo yes, I'm implying exactly that.
[BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!]
>>2894237https://twitter.com/PastaWatch/
>>2894142I honestly can't think of one right now
>>2894243Brutes
>>2894228>not watching How To Train Your Ponyto give you a blowjob
>>2894223>Charlie Brown's valentines special
>>2894243Someone post the rose comic.
>>2894225Nope, it's the part where Todd's being let go into the wild.
>>2894228>you will never watch HTTYD for the first time again
>>2894247>not watching httyd while pumped full of lethamphetamine
>>2894243So leth, when's the friendoff?
>>2894247the lecithin isn't even the best partbased pygeum is
>>2894260I prefer scrappers to brutes
>>2894266UHH PONYBLOWJOB
>>2894266i'd train my pony to give me a hug job
>>2894266
>>2894243ok
Thirty-seven, my girlfriend sucked thirty-seven dicks.
>>2894142I just watched it and still cried.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U0xGBNl2fE
>>2894255You just kickstarted my heart!
>>2894273>you will never hate Astrid as much as she deserves to be hated
>>2894257EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>2894294And that was terrible.
>>2894285>Super magnetic butt plugs
>>2894283I bet pinkie pie can give one hell of a hugjob
>>2894284Whos the artist?
>>2894304What is your favorite dragon MLPG? I like the little blue one.
>>2894295>Ohana will never mean familyI shouldn't be feeling this, MLPG!
>>2894247i watched httyd because of narse
>>2894243I need a keyboard with one key.And that key is butts.
>>2894294In a row?
>>2894243>>2894243
>>2894142Kitty?if you get this you are my bro.
>mfw i've been up ponying all night>mfw when summer and nights are short>mfw it's starting to dawnPRAISE THE SUN
>>2894315Toothless is entry level but I can't help but love him unconditionally.
>>2894296I want an SR-71 pony now
>>2894296>you will never hug you mach 3 waifu
>>2894330Monsters Inc., right? Right near the end?
>>2894309I bet I could out do her while she's trying to out do meHug off.Two enter. One leaves carrying the other
>>2894329uh oh, she noticed youwat do
>>2894228The only Dreamworks film that didn't suck and didn't have le dreamworks face in every scene.
>>2894295Try holding with both hands
>>2894311Meh, Nox's death unsettled me more than that, especially after I watched the special episode detailing nox's backstoryThe part at the end of it when he finally snaps always gives me a chill
>>2894342YES
>>2894344Give her le dick anon.
>>2894333>tfw every day is spent trying to avoid the sun because horrible light-sensitive headaches because of four years of graveyard shifts
>>2894346Oh come on. The first two Shrkes were okay.
>>2894336did someone say SR-71?
>>2894344PLAY HER BONGOS
>>2894346>Implying
>>2894142for me it was Wakfu's Nox...just...wow...
>>2894344hug her butt
>>2894353NOOOOOOOOOOOOX
>>2894276Partner assignment soon.However the amount of artists is huge compared to writers. Many artists that want one won't have a partner, unfortunately.
>>2894330Say goodbye, Michael, because it's the last time you'll be seeing THESE!
>>2894346Dreamworks isn't that bad, their advertising is jus shit.
>>2894211I hope you do.>>2894177I'm practice.
>>2894366hnng
>>2894336SR-71 Pone is a thingalso my plane waifunot yoursget lost
>>2894344offer to read with her, then user that plush rump as a reading shelf.
>>2894203I'll praise them both if you will. We can be heretics together.
>>2894295>"I remember everyone that leaves..."HrkOh fuckI'm not crying
Probably this.
>>2894381nooooooo
OK, all of Raisin quest, archive and quests are now with a nice back ground color.Sorry about that anon, my mistake.
>>2894346kung fu panda wasnt really as bad as i was led to believejack black is still an unfunny dick though
>>2894399>that imageUNEXPECTED FEEL
>>2894388To be honest I doubt that I can make anything visually pleasing.
>>2894377No, not that, the part where he's talking with the debt collector and he raves on about becoming more powerful than a god as his fortress rises in the background.
>>2894388Rose pls go and be productivefailing that pls stram
>>2894366you are a good man anon
>>2894142You'll be grilling your whole life.
>>2894375>you will never lovingly rub your cheek against her cutie mark, enticing a giggle from her lips
>>2894381I wasn't considering joining since I was already doing a double for Pony or DieBut if it would help, I guess I could try and squeeze another out. Still time to join?
Blitz is cutes plane.She is like a little bunny.
>>2894403Meh.
>>2894412It's fine, sent.Keep up the good work.Imagine I gave you a pat on the butt when you read that
>>2894403that movie gave me >feels
everything is okay
>>2894417With practice you can! It just takes a while, even I'm not there yet.>>2894420I-I'm not really Rose.. sorry
>>2894403>That>Not the part where Andy drives off and leaves them with Bonny
>>2894415Wait... I completely forgot about Kung Fu Panda. And KFP2. KFP2 was brilliant.Shit.
>>2894401I don't think it's heresy to praise both. I just can't pick a favorite.
>>2894403I'm not >feelin' It
>>2894425Yep! Thanks, man.
Godammit MLPG, I couldn't help but laugh when I saw this.I blame all of you.
>>2894422>KotH feelsOh god yes. I love the show so much.>No Buckley, that part's over now.>Why?>...Chicken thigh.>LIFE IN A NORTHERN TOWN
>>2894401Heresy never looked so good.You think they like three-way cuddling?
>>2894243Butts?
>>2894415I like JB. But only in the movies where he's a huge fanboy.>>2894442KFP2 was good. Gary Oldman still knows how to play the unhinged slightly insane villain perfectly.
>>2894439I am afraid we will need to use hard work.
Okay how about this?
>>2894403That was more suspenseful then sad, I felt >>2894453ok then, I shoot up an email then
We need more Dark Souls fanart.Why has nobody drawn Twilight as a Channeler? Reading to Seath.
>>2894441>not having feels when they all joined hands
>>2894442KFP2 didn't do shit for me. There wasn't nearly enough of that peacock guy.
>>2894472No.
>>2894458Never. They prefer being left alone with eachother. Don't you like it that way too?
>>2894416He doesn't know she'll die soon. He thinks he's just returning a book he borrowed. She's come to say goodbye in the only way she can.
>>2894381>Many artists that want one won't have a partner, unfortunately.
>>2894456Proof that everyone who likes blitz the most is autistic
>>2894467UP sucker punched the audience by doing right in the beginning
>>2894464Gary Oldman was the best choice for Lord Shen, no one else could have cut the mustard.I'm looking forward to the big bad of KFP3, and I'm expecting it to be a huge feelsfest because Po will meet his father.
>>2894467Pinkie Pie's world tour across Equestira.
>>2894381neat>>2894395not possible, you're too slow
>>2894472>just finished dying to seathfuck that guy.I want celestia in Gweniveire's outfit...
>>2894381>friend-off>artists won't have a partnerWhat's the fucking point, then?
>>2894492I just rewatched Leon, god fucking damn that's a good film.>This is from Matilda>Oh, shit.
>>2894422What would happen if I tried to make a KotH thread on /co/?
>>2894487... n-no. Stop it.
>>2894403Im not gonna lie, the scene scared me
>>2894203
>>2894465>not being around Andy's age when toy storymovies were released
>>2894467I was really shocked and still feel slightly betrayed that Up killed the hunter.
>>2894485well, it would be pretty adorable to watch, for sure. but when do WE get our share of TLC?
They called Airliner bald and ugly.I will need to invest in SAMs to defend my waifu.
>>2894519One of my all time faves.>He's my loverDat scene was hilarious.
>>2894466I've never been good at working hard, oh well, no whining, time to practice.
>>2894416i find the whole "Discord turns Luna and Celestia to stone if the mane 6 lost" thing stupid. he would have tons more fun with them without resorting "how do you like it" revenge
>>2894536>*Handles surface to air missile*
>>2894375>>2894423>She'll never accidentally fart and then giggle snort through an apology>You'll never brush it off, joining in her laughter before going back to cuddling up with her rumpSee it's not always fetishes with farts.
>>2894512Partners aren't even close to required, and are merely an option available for those that want more focus.The point is to to make some art based upon a favorite fanfic, for artists. Partners can just help focus that.
>>2894543I just ignored the fact that it was Discord doing that shit, because you are right it's stupid, and focused on the feels.
>>2894558>mfw i get a partnerplease give me a partner
>>2894547just once I wish I could indulge in my ass fixation without some anon coming around and mucking it up with farts
>>2894558BUT PARTNERS ARE MORE FUN
>>2894540Steel yourself.
She didn't recall this until moments before she was banished, and replayed the scene over and over for a thousand years
>>2894505>dying to SeathHe's not that hard man.Just stay to his sides.Also try to entice him into destroying the crystal himself.
>>2894575ow my >feel
>>2894566where the hell did the other colors come from
>>2894568Ditto. Just once...pone ass without farts. Is that too much
>>2894536ButAren't they ALL bald?
>>2894545Hasta la Vista, haters.
>>2894560but it doesnt make me feel because the premise is stupid. Its why i hate grimdark pony bullshit.
>>2894568I wish I could indulge MY ass fixation without some rabble-rouser coming along and calling Celestia the worst princess.
so I guess we're talking about >feels now?my favorite!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWREjMGz2ao
>>2894581The artist is stretching canon to its breaking point.
>>2894586You can do that? Shiiit....I meant the first time, though...the time you're apparently supposed to lose to him
>>2894619>implying that's anything newYou're silly
>>2894619and luna's face...
>>2894597Airline have full metal head, instead of a cockpit like the others.
>>2894612>feels you say?
since we are posting >feels
>>2894602>mfw the only time mlp gave me a feel was when Pinkie thought her friends abandoned her.
>>2894641and she hates it
Don't mind me, just posting worst feel
>>2894618Is this, the heart candies, or jurassic bark the best feel in futurama?
Fuck your feels. Give me butts.
>>2894648lk pls go find awkward brownies
>>2894652Just letting everyone know, there is a thread with 105 images with quality pictures like this here:>>2891256
>>2894671Don't you think you've had enough? C'mon, I'll call you a cab.
>>2894671How about butt feels?Would you feel pony butt?Which?How?Be specific.
>>2894568>>2894596Sorry y'all. I know the feel of ass fixation.I blame it on my downward spiral into fart fetishdom.You'll soon be taken over by it as well. Everything's eventual.
>>2894660She should realize her beauty and kindness.I wish I could draw...
>I don't turn ponies into stoneDYEW
>>2894648I hate your choice in liquor.
>>2894641That's just sillyIf anything it just means she has BIG EYES>>2894648>Gryo bowlThat's just silly. How are you supposed to drink out of that? It will never tip over!
>>2894676How the fuck do you know all this shit.
>>2894543But he is having fun. With heartbroken Twilight. Imagine her coming to the statues of Luna and Celestia every week where Discord is waiting fro her, offering different deals to "make the things right" but every time Twilight fails he adds another friend of hers to the Stone Garden.Eventually, she realized that all her enthusiasm leads to more victims and gives up. Discord becomes bored with her and leaves her for a while and she, not being able to put up with the guilts, kills herself.
>>2894695She said ponies.
INTRODUCINGPLANE PONE >feels
>>2894684YesCelestia'sHungrilyI'd grab handfulls of that giant ass and mash her cheeks together and jiggle them around. Then I'd bury my face between them.
>>2894684I would probably enjoy a squeeze of AJ's dappled apple ass. So firm, so round.
>>2894684Maybe, if it was consensual.Applejack's.Gently at first, with a firm squeeze every now and again as I massage the buttocks. This would be a part of massaging the rest of her, working the kinks of a day's labor out of her body so she could relax.And then, the consensual sex in the pony position for the purpose of consummating our relationship. Several times, if possible.And then a bath.
>>2894708Afterwards, discord brings all the Statues to surround Twilight, and turns them back. He explains what became of her to them as they look on.He then turns them back into statues when they look the most pained and heartbroken.
>>2894708no
>>2894703I see everythingI browse all the piss from time to time with this:http://catalog.everypony.net/mlp/A thread with a subject and lots of responses is most likely a good catch.
>>2894648>All dat booze, Absente includedFuck I wish I were there with you
>>2894684I'd give pinkie's flank a spank!
>>2894676This is better for discouragement than bugs.
>>2894740You fucker... that's horrible.
>>2894648have you met up with your roomie yet?
>>2894742This is easy mode.
>>2894756It's hilarious.
>>2894753Quit getting discouraged by good artists.
Hey MLPG, are you ready for your dinner with us?We remind you that it's tonight.We hope you like italian food.
>>2894740Summoning drawfag
>>2894742When does this garbage fire start?
>>2894742all of that is almost gurranteed to happen
>>2894710I thought MiG was a girl
>>2894753>2012>not 2011+1Get dunked.
>>2894771Sweet Jesus Faust is one ugly bitch.
>>2894771Y-you too...
>>2894771Wow. John's gettin' on in years, isn't he?
>>2894775DOORS OPEN AT 9 EVENTS START AT 10ESTDOORS OPEN AT 9 EVENTS START AT 10EST
>>2894781No, that's John De Lancie in the center.
>>2894742Already X out the parent for LMJ
>>2894771I just made a good mac and cheese, thanks.
>>2894786Still looks just as good as 20 years ago.
BronyCon is only tomorrow right?
>>2894740Well>>2894708 here. Fuck you. You are sick :_:
>>2894803better, even
>>2894786I can just smell the impending feels
>>2894684I'd feel all the butts.Specifically, mare butts.
>>2894798Not until we get actual confirmation that LMJ's mother is _in_ the building.
>>2894769I lost the game.Before even I could started.I hate being drawfag ambitions.
>>2894805The only important thing is happening tomorrow
>>2894786>tfw everyone you ever know is going to die, and until they do they'll just get older
>>2894808>>2894803Stop samefagging, John.
>>2894788IT'S EDT RIGHT NOW YA FUCK
>>2894781in the long, storied history of MLPG, filled as it is with the greatest incorrect statements of which mere mortals have ever conceived, this statement comes close to the most offensive
>>2894803>>2894808>The 90s >600 years ago
>>2894810Hey tex, why dont you draw butts?
>>2894771>Italien food
>>2894740what fun is there for Discord if there is no chance of losing?
Oro pone.
>>2894813Close mlpg and draw.
>>2894828I distinctly remember him drawing spitfire butt at one point
>>2894821Daylight savings can eat my dick.
>>2894684yesCelestia'severyone always talks about how they wanna smack it or play the bongos on it or whatever, but I'd rather to nice and slow. let my fingers brush over her haunch. really take the time to savor the softness, the warmness, the utter perfection of it, you know? maybe give it a nice, soft feel. let my fingers sink ever so slightly into the pleasantly plush flesh of her rearI think I'll just stop myself there
>>2894786Guy's ever see Mark Hamil lately? Time was not kind
>>2894775When are we going to quest?
>>28948330r0?
>>2894833what happens if she splits apart?
>>2894833Delicious.
>>2894833Oro?
>>2893566How's this?
>>2894843nor was that car accident
>>2894833I want to see that pone get dunked.
>>2894843But it gave him a sweet voice for acting with.
>>2894842you thought wrong
>>2894843Pff whatever he voices Best Joker, it fits
>>2894742
>>2894837That level is impossible.
>>2894842I would love to further discuss Celestia's ass with you, but I like to handle it roughly.
>>2894848She's gotten good at hopping around on two legs
>>2894852You.I like you.
>>2894778MiG is a MiG-35. That one is about a MiG-27.
>>2894852THIS IS NICE
>>2894852Exactly like that>What aren´t you drawing?
>>2894848they're each able to move freely, and have their own consciousness. I think one's sub and the other's dom...or somethign
>>28948521,000,000,000,000/10
>>2894809He really let himself go.
>>2894833>OrO poneReported :)
>>2894848She'd be half the pony she used to be.
>>2894845An hour.Going to try for a long all nitgher. Get this thing finished once and for all.
>>2894852>that outfit on Pinkiethat hit me right in the pony, nice job
>>2894852Damn son, I jelly.
>>2894833Tess pls streamI miss your streams
>>2894778>>2894873'MiG' has a name, y'know.
>>2894869Shhhhhjust do it.
>>2894833>glass of milk>not milk stallionThat's a fine looking oreo pony though.
>>2894894Skybreaker pls go
So who else is watching Gravity Falls right now and its premier episode right after?
>>2894809is that mcguyver?all white people look the same to me
>>2894886but there's three parts to an oreo
>>2894833I'd dunk that pony in a glass of milk if you know what I mean.Then leave her legs dangling in there until they slowly start to disintegrate, and cherish the screams of terror as the chunks of her start to float away.
>>2894905...how would milk stallion work, exactly, anon?
>>2894887This is going to be rough. I have to be awake at around 6am tomorrow.
>>2894833>Oreo pony goes swiming in a glass of milk>It's really fun! In there for a good long time.>You offer a finger to help her climb out when she's done>Pulling her self up, the leg falls apart>"Uh oh.">>2894852Pinkie is not very good at disguises.
>>2894859Actually if you watch the first few seasons of BTAS his Joker voice isn't nearly as fine as it was later on in the series.The Joker voice destroyed his vocal chords to the point of where he actually sounds somewhat like the Joker when not doing the voice. Watch a recent interview.
>>2894914OH SHIT IT'S ON RIGHT NOW?FUCKGuess I'll wait for the download
>>2894921He's a glass stallion full of milk
>>2894918>not splitting your oreos so the creme is evenly distributed between the 2 cookiesGET ON MY LEVEL
>>2894921It wouldn't.You'd work him.
>>2894934There're giving the sneak peak episode from two weeks ago. The new one is right after at 9:30
>>2894939boring>>2894942That's the answer I was looking for.
>>2894914IS THERE A STREAM I CAN WATCH BRITFAG HERE
>>2894948cool
>>2894860what more can I say?well actually...I bet she makes the most exquisite of sounds when you tease her a bit with your tongue.
>>2894948EST OR PST?
>>2894920Anon you are a terrible person
>>2894903Well, I'll do my best.
>>2894962EST
>>2894955I, unfortunately, don't have a capture device right now. You could try /co/, but the GF threads seem to be pretty shitty.If you don't get to see it, anon, I'll probably stream it sometime this weekend.
>>2894977Ah, you are a good man, thank you for the offer.
>>2894955I'm watching it on tv but if you check /co/ I'm sure someone will be streaming
>>2894976>>2894962GODDAMMIT IT'S EDT RIGHT NOWFOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>2894968>implying you can learn it
This should be about the time a new thread pops up
new:>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990>>2894990
>>2894921I imagine like Coke pony>tfw I now want pone version of thisMilk pone and Coke pone have a child and that child is just...very very disappointing. Like put both hands over your face and deeply sigh disappointing.
>>2894948Weird, mine says midnight
>>2894993>>2894994noice
>>2894993>>2894994MAGIC
>>2894993>>2894994dat symmetry
>>2894950He has three testicles depending on if you want skim milk, whole milk, or cream.
>>2894955http://www.justin.tv/livetoons3#/w/3339028448Found the stream on the co thread
>>2895020Actually, four. Eggnog.
>>2894828Maybe I will. Maybe there'll be more pony butt than you know what do with.
>>2895053That comes from his mouth.
>>2895053You can only get Milk Stallions with the Eggnog nut around the holidays. Generally speaking you'll only get the three.From what I understand, if you work it just right and get them all at once, you can get whipped cream from them.
>>2895059>Implying that's even possible.Bring it.
The boop at the beginning of a reel marks when the audio track should start.boop
>>2897127reporting in.
>>2897127Reporting. On time for a change
>>2897127I'm ready.
Writing up intro, we're timeskipping to the day of the AEIOU visit.Get caught up here:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/LyraQuest/LyraArchive.htmlINTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdTPART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iwPART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gNPART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS - xxxPART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGTPART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNKPART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrADPART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9BONUS7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k - xxx noncanonPART 8: http://pastebin.com/cd1hAeipPART 9: http://pastebin.com/wzuDCRry
>>2897240cool.that meal must have been awkward as fuck. her father is going to rip our heart out and eat it while it's still beating
>>2897240present and accounted for.
LAST TIMEYou got to spend some quality time with Lyra in the evening, learning about her family history and making plans for tomorrow. She got emotional in her father's study, and Lord Travis came in just when you were comforting her. After a probing conversation, it was time for dinner.AND NOWDinner was disturbingly pleasant. Lyra's dad was stoic as ever, though you were certain something was on his mind; Lyra's mom took the cue not to pry and instead peppered you with the standard questions about your background and life in Equestria.Lyra was sure to get the cover story out about your Downtown guild meetup, and even stood her ground when her parents objected to her visiting that part of town. Bonbon, however, seemed a little reticent.It's morning, now, you've all had your breakfast, and you're waiting for Lyra to finish up her bath upstairs. Her parents have both left for work.[start]Are you in your room or another part of the house?
>>2897350Our room.
>>2897350yeah, i'm sure something was on his mind.given how things have been going, i think it's best to wait in our room for lyra.
>>2897350Our room.We may simply want to let Lyra go alone. As much as I want to be there for her, you all know I (we all) do, we can't risk running afoul of her dad.
You wait patiently in your room, alternating between attempting to appreciate the the filigree and inlays on the cornicing and staring pensively at the urban sprawl of Castletown, the darkened skyline of Downtown just beyond. There is a slow knock at your door."Hello?" Bonbon pokes her head in, then steps through, making sure to close it behind her. "Hi, I just... can we talk?"She's wearing her saddlebags.
>>2897577ugh. i knew she would show up. well, onward to another awkward conversation!"What's on your mind, Bonbon?"
>>2897577"What's up?"
>>2897577Talk to her. Dis gon b gud
>>2897577"Sure. Let me slip into something a little more comfortable."Disrobe.
>>2897645God damnit Libido I thought you only posted in Rarityquest.
>>2897645>Lyraquest ends in 3 way>Get Lord Travis too10/10 best quest of the year all years
"Hi, Bonbon. What's up?""I just wanted to ask about today. I didn't say anything earlier, and I haven't asked Lyra yet, but I was wondering if maybe I could, um, tag along? Even if I'd be left out of the conversation. I mean, I've visited this house goodness knows how many times and just, well, I don't want you two going Downtown by yourselves... and stuff."She seems less composed than usual.
>>2897775Ask if she really wants to hang around a bunch of unwashed ponies and a few unwashed humans all day. That's pretty much all the con is going to be.
>>2897775oh fuck>>2897806good thought. try this.
>>2897806The bronycon play. I like it.
"You really want to hang out with a bunch of unwashed gamers? Might even be a few—eurgh—smelly humans there." You do your best to discourage her. "Come on, they'll probably just be talking raid configs and char-ops. You're not into that.""Well, I'd rather that than be all alone up here. And I'll be with you two. I promise I'll stay out of the way."She hasn't moved away from the door at all.Keep in mind that there is no real guild meetup, and you were trying to get Lyra away to the AEIOU.
>>2898015You fucking asshole I hate you.Alright you shitfucks, what the hell do we do? Is it time to spill it?
>>2898015Fuck. FUCK. There's NO way we're going to be able to go without Bonbon now.>>2898046Maybe it's best to stall for Lyra at this point. We're fucked no matter what. Unless someone else has a better idea...
>>2898015Tell her that we are glad she's worried about us and Lyra, but there is nothing to be worried because we'll be taking a taxi. After we say that look over our shoulders then, in a conspiratorial whisper, ask if she's gone to see the witch yet. It's not really our place to say, but she has some potions that a couple about to get married might enjoy.
>>2898046No way. We're keeping that shit hidden as long as possible. >>2898015Maybe make up something like lyra was planning on picking up something special for her and coming along would ruin the surprise. ANYTHING but telling her
>>2898113THIS.
"Thanks for thinking about us, Bonbon, but..." After last night's encounter with Lord Travis, you feel you can hold your shit together as you usher Bonbon over to whisper to her. "Lyra had some special shopping to do for the two of you, you know? It'd ruin the surprise if you came along.""O-oh, really?""Please don't tell her I told you. Actually, know what you could do, is go shopping in the bazaar. That witch down there might have a few things for discerning couples." You wink and playfully elbow her. "I'm sure Lyra would appreciate it.""You know, I really don't appreciate you getting all up in our personal lives!" Bonbon huffs and backs off, but cools down quickly. "...but thanks. I'll take you up on that. I'll see you two in the evening?""Sure thing.""Hey, what's up? You ready to go?" Lyra walks in, hair still damp from washing up."Just chatting. You go have fun, and stay safe." Bonbon retreats to Lyra, giving her a peck on the cheek."Don't worry, I called a taxi so we won't have to take one of the carriages."Lyra's got her bags ready, and soon you're on your way Downtown.[cont'd]
Lyra make a sincere effort to go incognito, putting on a coat, hat, and muffler once she's in the coach. At least she has the excuse of it being winter.The taxi puller doesn't mind wading through Downtown, though it looks a fright. There are camp-out enclaves and soapboxes everywhere, ponies and humans not so much debating as shouting at each other across police barriers.Even a few blocks out, the AEIOU seems inaccessible to carriage traffic, with crowds constantly circling. "You may just want to get off here, ma'am.""No, no, I'm fine.""Meter's running.""I said I can wait!"
As an aside, it seems this keyboard is wearing down, so my typing is unusually laborious tonight. I'll dig up a fresher one in the next few days...
>>2898669>buy Model M>outlives your next of kin
>>2898636Sounds like a hell of a scene here at the AEIOU. I wonder how much closer the taxi is actually going to be able to take us. I have a feeling we're going to end up having to deal with the masses before we make it inside.What is our inventory again?
>>2898722[INTIMATE STAMINA] - boosts sexual energyI doubt this would be useful to you in the current situation.[KARMA JOLT x3] - get hints, inspiration from waifuquestersSafety is not guaranteed. I have never done this before.[TEMPORARY INVISIBLITY W/ AURA] - invisible, but glowy2people1potion?[SPAGHETTI] - ......
>>2898813>Temporary Invisibility w/ AuraHmm. Well, depending on how close the cab can get us, we might be able to use that between the two of us to slip inside the AEIOU through the chaos outside... But we don't know how long the invisibility will last.Or do we just start kicking ass through the crowd and get Lyra there via brute force? Do we even lift?
Wait for the driver to find a way through.Weren't these supposed to have a protected way in?
What's it gonna be, gents?
>>2898954this
>>2899070Well, I'm kind of wondering along the lines of this >>2898954Lyra doesn't seem too keen on leaving the cab, and given the surroundings I don't blame her.
"Lyra, isn't there supposed to be another way in?""What?""You still have your phone, right? Call them."Lyra fumbles for her cell phone and makes the call."It's Lyra... One One Two One W A... I had a scheduled visit, but—no, of course I can't make it on time, you've seen how it is out here! There has to be another way in! ...No secret tunnels or something? Sewers? ...Okay, geeze, sorry I asked. What can you do? Uh huh. We're on the north side. Alright, thank you.""They're sending a security team to the west emergency exit, that's the backside of the building. They won't open it til I'm outside. Nondescript orange door, but it's down the street."You can wait here in the carriage or push through the crowd. The taxi puller is shouting at passersby shoving past him.
>>2899213Wait here.
push through. Also fuck power outages and slow 3g
>>2899213Tell the cab driver where we're headed. Hope for the best.If we don't make much progress soon, we're going to have to get out and fight the crowd...
>>2899272>>2899300"Hey, driver, we're looking to get up on the backside of the AEIOU building. You think you can get us there?""Eventually—HEY I'M WALKING HERE." He loses a few feet of distance as another swell in the throng pushes past. One pony accidentally falls against your carriage, but quickly continues on his way.>>2899298"Lyra, I think we're just going to have to get there on our own. We can't wait here all day.""I don't know if that's a good idea." Lyra instinctively curls her arms over her belly."I won't let them push you around. Give me your bags." You fasten them around your waist and promptly pay the cab fare. Stepping out, you lift Lyra into your arms, out of the way of most ponies bumping into your legs."Hey, don't drop me!"You do look an odd sight in the midst of the crowd, but you're too focused on keeping Lyra aloft and not losing your footing to care about appearances. Roll for perception.
>>2899516rolling.
>>2899516Rollin
>>2899516Rolling for seeing stuff.
>>2899534 >>2899539 >>28995724 + 9 + 2 = 15 vs DC 15Barely made it!A screech pierces the angry din, and you stop just in time to avoid getting toppled over by a very distraught unicorn. Rivulets of deep purple hair rush past you, shoving through the crowd when she isn't jumping to try seeing over the heads of taller ponies."Spike! Where are you, Spike!" Her fear and distress go unnoticed by the greater public, and soon she melts into the crowd. "Please, sir, have you seen a baby dragon, about this height..."The orange door is in sight. Lyra shuffles a bit in your arms. "There should be a camera above the door. Get me up there before things get crazier!"
>>2899726Let's get her up there.I hope Spike is alright.
>>2899726What the hell is Twilight doing outside the AEIOU? Anyway, proceed to the door. Make sure the camera sees Lyra.
>>2899726>twiThe fuck? Ignore her.
You spot a small black box over the door and lift Lyra up to it. She kicks the door while she's up there and shouts to be let in, but this draws the attention of passersby. The door promptly opens, a human and a pegasus pony in black security uniforms quickly ushering you in. You push Lyra inside first, and the pegasus closes the door behind you just as curious (and furious) onlookers rush the exit. Lyra tries to ignore their banging on the door."Sorry, Miss Lyra. We weren't expecting this level of attention." Another pegasus, in a white coat, greets you from the stairwell. He's also followed by a human partner, a woman, also in white. "Are you alright?""I'm fine, thank you. Uh, you are...?""Bromide Shot, pharmaceuticals. And this is Andrea Fox, human specialist.""I thought I was going to see Equus?""He's... been unable to reach the facility." Dr. Fox clears her throat. "Some of our staff have been staying away since the trouble began, but we're working on locating a new obstetrician just for you. Let's get upstairs, for now."Soon you are led upstairs to a quiet, empty room with a simple table and chairs, where the doctors take their seats."Ah, is he supposed to be here...?" Bromide looks at you, but Lyra looks down and just mumbles.
I'll be ending this session in 1h20m, sorry for the delays.
>>2900184"Yes I'm supposed to be here."
>>2900184"Yes, I'm supposed to be here."
>>2900184"I am, actually."
>>2900224>>2900229Did I just doublepost?
>>2900248Either that, or I did.
"Yes, I'm supposed to be here." Your response is met with only more confusion."He's the father." Lyra straightens up and reasserts herself."Oh! Yes, of course. I'm sorry, we don't have all of Equus' notes. This whole case has been kept hush-hush even internally." Dr. Fox invites you all to take seats, but remains standing with a clipboard."Sit down, Andrea, you look imposing." Bromide pushes a seat out for her with his wing.They ask some basic questions about time, expectancy, changes in Lyra's health (morning sickness but one of many), and if you yourself engaged in any behavior that may have introduced magical elements to intercourse. The thought of your biology somehow being magically augmented never even crossed your mind, but Fox quickly apologizes. You think the doctors don't know what they're talking about, but this is to be expected; the entire scenario is completely alien and no one knows what to expect.[cont'd]
The AEIOU facility is currently poorly equipped to handle medical cases, but with things as they are, administration is highly loathe to outsourcing to hospitals due to the risk of a leak.Fox lays it out for you thus: "The Union is an independent, nonpartisan group funded by academic and corporate cross-world interests. We have a wealth of developing technology and the cutting edge in combined human and Equestrian knowledge. We feel it would be best if both of you were to stay here in a specially-prepared secure facility where you will have complete comfort and privacy and access to the best—only—hybrid medical care."Bromide kneads his brow, looking a little queasy. "If you choose to leave today, we will disavow any knowledge of your case."
>>2900747It's not going to be easy to find an excuse to stay. We promised Lyra's father we'd stay away from her.
>>2900747Goddamn, this session man. These choices...Time to discuss with Lyra. She's the one carrying our child.
>>2900781True, but it's only a matter of time until it can't be kept a secret anymore. Everyone is gonna know.I kind of suspect that he knows already.
>>2900747Tell him it won't be possible for either of us to stay. Is there any reason aside from the mobs that we can't just come and go?
"Is there any specific reason we can't just come and go?""Safety. We can't predict when, or if, the protests will dissipate.""And if they did?""Administration wants this case to be kept entirely secret until we have conclusive results." Fox avoids eye contact with you.You ask to discuss this privately with Lyra, and the doctors leave the room. Even though you feel like you're still being watched, you huddle up with Lyra. She looks very tense, breathing slow and controlled."I... I don't know what to do, Anon."
>>2901014Neither do I, Lyra, but we're in this together. I promised not to leave your side, and I meant it. Sooner or later, our secret is going to get out. Right now, I'm just concerned with your safety and health.Oh god, what the fuck do we do now
>>2901014Ask her how her parents and Bonbon would react. There's no way we can stay here without them finding out.
"Neither do I, Lyra." You have difficulty considering all the variables in the situation. "How would your parents and Bonbon take it? The secret's going to get out eventually, sooner if we stay here.""I honestly don't know. Dad's always so calm. I can't imagine how angry, or how heart-broken, he'd really be. And mom, well, I always told her I'd adopt." Lyra squeezes out a laugh and a teardrop. You catch it in your palm and straighten out her hair. "Bonbon... I'm sorry.""Right now, I'm concerned with your safety and health.""Should we really stay here? They're going to lock us up, by the sound of it..."
>>2901372She has a point. No one on the outside really knows what happens in here and this place has important people from both Equestria and earth. Even if they do let us go they might keep the baby.Ask her if her parents and friends in Ponyville would stick with her through this. We can't do this on our own.
>>2901372Ugh. We don't really know much at all about the AEIOU. About how we'll be treated. How trustworthy of an organization it is.>>2901548Seconding this.
Have we ever considered abortion before?
>>2901643Get out.
"I don't really trust these people, either." You hold her close, whispering to each other now. "We can't do this on our own. You still have friends and family on the outside... folks you do trust. They may not be cutting edge, but they care about you.""Even after what I've done?""The shame, the guilt... that will pass. But our child is here to stay."Lyra calls for the doctors to return, and they sit down, quietly waiting for her answer. She puts her hoof in your hand, and you squeeze it tightly throughout the next minute of her talking."I want what's best for my child. I realize I have no idea what that may be, but neither does anyone else, even the Union. Whatever happens, I'd rather be surrounded by ponies I know will do everything in their ability to take care of me. I'll take my chances outside the AEIOU."[end part 10]
>>2901798Thank you for the quest tonight!
>>2901798Thanks for a rather intense session. I hope Twilight found Spike.
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/UUDTmuwBEnding session here, a little earlier than usual. Hope y'all had fun. What are your thoughts on the quest overall, the directions it's taken, and everything else? How does it compare to other quests, if you're familiar with them?
>>2901887The AEIOU encounter didn't happen like I thought it would.Did we miss an opportunity with Bonbon at the start of the quest?
>>2901887It's definitely taken an interesting turn to say the least. It's been a >fun ride so far. I think your writing is pretty good, and you've definitely built up one hell of a conflict for us to navigate and resolve.
>>2901946No missed opportunities there. I have no idea how you'd get Bonbon in bed at this point, but honestly, I think you have bigger problems to deal with. I'll think about it for future sessions, though if you guys do decide to scheme something up (and agree on it), well...How did you think the AEIOU encounter would go?>>2901959I wonder if anyone thinks is still a waifuquest. It never was.
>>2902028>I have no idea how you'd get Bonbon in bed at this pointHow should we have done it?
>>2902028Nah, never thought of this as a waifuquest. Still enjoying each session, and looking forward to the next.
>>2902028I thought the AEIOU would be a bit more friendly and a bit less secret-gevernment-laby.
