new horseold horse: >>2876116
>hope
>death
>rape
>wings
>pony technology
>grape
>>2879220>wings
CHARLOTTE
Everything is better bald
I'm sorry
>>2879236
>>2879230and here i thought this thread wasnt going to be as good as the last
SYLVIA
>>2879221It's based on stuff they found lying around.Just look at Ponyville. Looks like shanty town. It was built from stuff near the old human dumps.And even Vinyl's record player, it was Cease's.
>>2879238No I'm sorry.
dancing ponies thread
does mlp general in the name tag work?
>>2879230But pony wings are very small and unimpressivedooyewuts
Subject isn... Fuck it. Close enough. Anything to get a fresh start.Have a picture of my favorite pony. She probably isn't yours, and I can respect that.
>>2879238sorry for what?
>>2879230wings
>some cry
>>2879238Sorry for what? Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially cause they're such a good size and all.
LAST TIME ON MLPG:>favorite episode debatan>fightan over MMMystery>writer arguean>pony techan>post-apocalyptic transhumanisman
I just want to be the little girl, is that too much to ask?
>>2879264That's a changeling
>>2879242>implying I would hug that plane until she felt better.
>>2879274>you will never be a loli
>>2879264>Subject is...Speaking of X-Arielle (who is a pedophile), her "waifu" is Yamino, and vice versa. So, hey, there's that
>>2879258dancing ponies you say
>>2879277Looks ponyish to me, anon.
>>2879273>tfw my question at the start of the thread got the discussion ball rolling
>>2879268Have we seen wingers prior to, or since PYHD?
>>2879236i'll dispute that. some things are better bald.
>>2879274>>2879282
>>2879236I wish I could look good bald, but my face goes partway up my forehead and it's kind of slopedThe MRI says that my brain is larger than average even though it looks like I'm a ape-brained trog, but god. I'm never going to be a sexy dome-headed bald human.>jew
>>2879258
>>2879284That lazy bitch should draw r63 Spike.
>>2879236That movie was boring as sin, but I can confirm that she was a very hot chick.
>>2879284Really? That's disappointing. I didn't know pedophiles liked PCfags.
>>2879290You are a gentleman and a scholar
>>2879286that's right
>>2879267our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our ponies, especially since they're such good size and all
IIIIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU JEEEEEEEEEEEESSSUUUUUUUUUUSSSSS CCHHHHRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT
>>2879286
>>2879299>gain muscles>swing from trees and make monkey noises>???>swimming in bitches
>>2879299>you'll never look this good when bald
>want to update quest>mlpg.co is downum ok
>>2879323steam plz keep it in steam
>telling the fluffy pony fags to go fuck themselves in their general.The first principal is non-interference with the native lifeforms, anon.
Hey guys, guys!ponies
>>2879310dash was the pretties bridesmaid
>>2879263>small and unimpressiveDYEWTS
GodDAMN there's nothing to discuss
>>2879305>your waifu is so fat that her dancing causes earthquakes.gif
>>2879323you're not so bad yourself, fluttershy
>>2879331
>>2879338Damn straight. Also the prettiest pony at the gala.
>>2879305>dat shaking cameraRarity's must have the densest goddamn hooves
>>2879329>shave my head on a bet>everyone thinks i'm a neo-Nazidamn you, neo-Nazis.
Do you guys think the ponies have had any more sleepovers since LBYS? I'd love to see them just staying over at Twilight's or Applejack's for a whole episode, playing party games and telling stories.Maybe even talking about which stallions they like...
>>2879210>>2879217Sorry I'm late!
>>2879357>fluttershy>not badthis is true
>>2879360also had the best part in the song
>>2879357
>>2879353
>>2879323
>Friendly Sea Ponies will never help you with your problem and sing while doing itGive me a good reason not to end my life right now
>>2879367>Sleepovers after LBYSI bet Twilight wouldn't want another tree through her window.
>>2879365sorry brah
>>2879258I love how she parties soft in her dancing
Fashions dictate human evolution in modern society.If picard and sean connery are trendsetters, one of these days everyone will be tall, bald and handsome. Except for the long ago separated lower class imps that resulted from the rejected ugly humans breeding among themselves until they became quadrupedal from bad posture.in millions of years these creatures would come to resemble ponies, and inherit a ruined earth following the departure of captain picard: the species
>>2879250Rainbow Dash and her pretty wings can make any thread better
>flutterchrist
>>2879388No Applejack and Rarity are friends now so no trees.
>>2879383you would, in all likelihood, live long enough to see full-immersion virtual reality, and then you could have the friendly sea ponies sing to you.
wee woo
>>2879390even her partying is graceful
>>2879258Does anyone have a gif of Twi and Pinkie dancing at the start of PoO?
>>2879393>bronies separate off into their own species>breed for pony-like traitsnew headcanon
>the average temperature of a healthy horse is between 99-101F
>>2879383>implying never interacting with sea ponies is a bad thingi shooby dooby do
>>2879393>Humanity gradually splits into Captain Picards and Magical PoniesI'm okay with this future.
>>2879402don't ship my waifu with that nigger
>watch the lion king for the first time at a couple of anon's request>come back>missed an entire thread of show discussion
>>2879405>tfw I'm too lazy to work hard enough/get a good enough job to be able to afford 1st or 2nd gen full immersion tech>also horribly out of shape so I'll probably die at 75 or somethingI'm only gonna get like 15-20 years with that shit
>>2879402DisgustSweetie confirmed for heathen
ok ok okIf you took each pony in Equestria and stacked them on top of one another single file, how tall would the tower of ponies be?
>>2879414hot
So do we have ANY information on season 3? Anything at all?
>>2879425would Fluttershy want you to be so angry?
>>2879414>98F for a human>We are literally cooler than ponies>We also have handsWow it feels good to be a human and type this post with my fingersSo cool yet so hot
>>2879405>you would, in all likelihood, live long enough to see full-immersion virtual realityin the meantime you can play with John Carmack's new console:http://www.g4tv.com/thefeed/blog/post/725013/hands-on-with-oculus-rift-john-carmacks-virtual-reality-goggles/>rage wasn't very good>sorry i was too busy thinking about VIRTUAL REALITY
>>2879429>for the first timewhoa, and I was feeling bad that I didn't watch digimon tamers on its time...
>>2879425>FluttershyxChristI think we may have gone too far this time
>>2879429You didn't really miss muchDid you like the movie at least?
>>2879443You could even say we're 2% cooler
>>2879443
>>2879434But Scrubbing, that means either counting every extra, or making estimates of each mentioned pony city by extrapolating from the population of Ponyville.
>>2879429did you like it!
>>2879414Fucking a mare must feel so amazing.
>>2879429>for the first timeSo were you raised by wolves, did your parents just not believe in modern technology, or were they raging Don Bluth fanboys?
>>2879434Celestia would tear it down being the jealous pony god she is
>>2879444i tell you what, VR, especially full-immersion VR, would make Bioware good again.
goodnight /co/
>>2879450Or not far enough.
>>2879450We have not gone far enough.
>>2879485goodnight, anon
>>2879486>>2879489What is the ultimate, most forbidden ship, MLPG?
>>2879485>Cutie mark on both sidesI DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS D'AAW
>>2879489ok great, now i'm imagining Megatron singing every rose has a thorn
>>2879446>>2879469my mother always said that I couldn't watch it because the Circle of Life song promoted evolution.>>2879454>>2879465It was wonderful. Reminded me of Hamlet, but with lions. My only problem was that I didn't care that much for the facial expressions on the lions. To me it looked like their faces were melting whenever they smiled, but I think that's just me not being used to animation. I didn't watch a lot of television or cartoons or anything as a kid.
>>2879501Seth x Faust
>>2879450>>2879489Either of you remember ErisxMiragewe truly are /co/mrades, crackshiping crazy assholes
>>2879501Derpy Tiara
>>2879510>my mother always said that I couldn't watch it because the Circle of Life song promoted evolution.hahahahahaha oh wow>Reminded me of Hamlet, but with lions.because it is, and an amazing adaptation at that
>>2879501Spike X Snails
>>2879501best pony x worst pony
>>2879501snips and/or snails x your favorite pony
>>2879510>song promoted evolutionHuh.>Reminded me of Hamlet, but with lionsThat's exactly what it was, anon. But Simba was less crazy and actually put his dick in Ophelia.
>>2879489Anyone have the "don't believe her lies" with carrot top on the pic?
I've spent like 40 dollars on tf2 keysI think I have a gambling addiction.
>>2879501Big Mac X Twise
>>2879501Your favorite pony X Futa trixieAnail penetration
>>2879540The wedding was not THAT bad, okay?
>>2879501Lyra x Human
¿Por que no mira la Pequeño Pony?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKV32njbZIU
>>2879501MLPG x Tori
>>2879500ok i have to ask, maybe im acoustic but i cant be the only one that does this. After saying good night over some sort of web chat i wait to hear the responses. Not out of some sort of need of attention, but i almost feel rude like im wasting their time by leaving before they can respond.
>>2879556>anail penetration >anailGuro is guross
>>2879548I found it to be a mix of Hamlet and Othello.
>>2879554Yes. And you like shitty casual games.
>>2879554No, you're just stupid, because you can't win anything with the tf2 keys.
>>2879549Memento references?In MY Little Pony General?That's fucking cool
>>2879556>>2879571oh my god jc a nail
>>2879564I'M LOSING MY SHIT HERE
>>2879568>maybe im acousticOh god I shouldn't be laughing this hard
>>2879582
>>2879510Now you should watch the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It "paints christians in a bad light."
>>2879501mlpg x /co/;_;
>>2879501MLPG x Ross
I'm recompiling my kernel after manually patching it just to have this as my boot splash logoIs this autism
>>2879587what a shame.
>>2879582Anon, there's very little in the ways of pop cultures that doesn't involve a pony reference by some fan at this point.Seriously, pick a topic and then add pony to it and google it.
>>2879599No.But using Linux isBOOSH
>>2879594Carrot top is a very pretty pony
>>2879596It paints one bad christian authority in a bad light.The priest was a pretty good guy
>>2879568>not being an electric digital robot manshoobeedoo, shoo shoo bee doo
>>2879501Michgan x Ohio State
>>2879599No that's a penguin.
>>2879591The best part is the low budget dubbing; they didn't even bother with most of the accents, and it sounds like they literally just dubbed over the existing sound without removing the english lyrics, just turned everything down enough so you couldn't hear them.
>>2879564oh god wat>llama a un hipocampo!hahah really? hipocampo?
>>2879599I think that may qualify as a little acoustic
>>2879611we cant all be like you leth
>>2879598Ross x Glitter Glue OTP
>>2879599While you're at it you should allocate more memory for command line arguments
>>2879568>thisI do it too.
I would cuddle a G1 pony.they remind me of celestia
>>2879624Anyone have caps of Weaver dunking that guy on twitter?
>>2879604That's neat and pretty shit at the same time.
>>2879638>Celestia is the last remaining G1 pony>Luna budded off from her side
>>2879613Texas x Texas Tech
>>2879607She really is. Hope we get more background scenes with her and Derpy. Always liked that fanon.
I don't how being acoustic is a bad thingalthough I'm electric myself
>>2879638>Wanting to cuddle an archaic, big-jawed poneanderthalI bet you fapped to planet of the apes.
>watching some old horse>in literally the first 30 seconds ponies are teasing another ponyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=lCZffO_JxtQ
>>2879638Someone asked what the ponies would look like in Gravity Falls the other day. I think they'd look like the G1 pones. I think the G1 designs were kinda cute.
>>2879638I haven't seen G1 in a while.What was Spock Ponies actual name?
>>2879650>not AM and UT
>>2879594
>>2879641>>2879641I got the video.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E
>>2879653>That highly specific filename
>>2879654i didi can say with confidence that ape people are fuckable, huggable, and datable. waifu tier
>>2879613>>2879650>>2879667>American schools
>>2879661Wind Whistler
>>2879653>handsWould Lyra a guitar player?
Lesbians
>>2879672Stockphotos.targa
>>2879680I'd hope so
have you fapped to pone today MLPG?which?
>>2879668get itbecasue he hides in the fridgeand she eats the food there
>>2879667>A&M pony>is tsundere for UT pony>is entirely delusional about own abilities
>>2879679Wind Whistler will always be my waifu, no matter how cute twilight is.
>>2879683>You will never be a lesbian>people will never obnoxiously call you a bull-dyke for no good reason
>>2879691I almost fapped to Applejack
>>2879680Lyra would swoon for any kind of musician.she definitely would a guitar player. hell, she might even a guitar.
ARE YOUR BODIES READY FOR AN HOUR AND TWELVE MINUTES OF PURE PONY PLEASURE?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vA6n-Hc5-e8
>>2879691Celestia
>>2879651Carrot Top is p. cool
>>2879683okay
Speaking of G1, I'd lose my shit if we got a scene like this for S3.
>>2879653But are you solidbody or hollowbody?
>>2879683Anyone have that image where human Applejack and pony Rarity are in bed, laying on top of each other, and Applebloom is standing at the door holding Sweetie Belle like a teddy or something?It's really cute.
>>2879719>>2879725more of this pls
>>2879691Soarin'then later Gilda
>>2879719>rarityTHIS IS AN INSULT TO HUMANITY.
>>2879691I scratched my groin while scrolling past a pony picture. Does that count?
>>2879725Maybe
>>2879709Just like a human womanshe can't be that shallow... can she?
>>2879713Where do you have to be in your life to perform in something like that?
Remember mlpg, suicide is painless.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BtquTKw78&feature=related
>>2879713>My Little Pony liveNO GOD PLEASE NO
>>2879713>produced and directed by David Sternboooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>2879702>Nobody actually understands what that means.
>>2879696AhahahahaI'm losing my fucking shit here, I need that on my car right next to the real one.
>>2879747I like this song.MASH was a good show
>>2879742Failed actor or something.
>>2879706
>>2879743>twins>let me draw one and mirror it
>>2879734would you fap to Soarin' x Gilda?
>>2879765>and recolor it
>>2879257Rose was such ana wesome troll and jerk yesterday
>>2879759Yea, But Alan Alda was a terrible writer.
>>2879764it's your fault for being too sexy AJ
Why am I attracted to short haired girls?
>>2879242I would hug her.
>>2879713I'M GONNA DO ITI'M GOING TO WATCH THE ENTIRE THING
>>2879769>Soarin' thinks she's just another groupie>Gilda puts him in his place in bedYes, yes I would.
>>2879765>This art shit sure is easy!
>>2879769ew nowhat a shitty shipI ship them both with myself
>>2879740>>2879719Hnnggg...Is there any more of this?
>>2879783I HAVE FAITH IN YOU ANON
>>2879740Could you imagine how embaressing how it would be to get walking in on while cuddlign your pony?
Today i feel like complaining about Merry Wether Williams and since there is always people who like the MMDW.......let's do this.Merry Wether is a terrible writer, at least for MLP, she wrote:Mysteryous Mare Do WellHeart's Warming EvePutting Your Hoof DownDragon QuestAll these episodes revolve around characters acting like jerks just for the sake of being jerks and constantly arguing and aggressively yelling to each other because apparently that's the only way MWW knows to write dialogues,examples;>MMDWRainbow Dash being a cocky stubborn jerk(yes she is like that, but this time it was too much) during the whole episode>HWEThe leaders being assholes till the very end >PYHDponies being a jerks to fluttershy and then she turns into huge bitch>DQteenage dragons are jerks and Spike has to deal with themShe can't write without resorting to some of the most shameless plot convenience in the entire series.>MMDW Suddenly accidents all over Ponyville because RD needs to save people>HWEThe stupid window scene, "oh let's make them act like retards for no apparent reason over a fucking window just so we can proyect this on the rest of the episode">PYHDSuddenly everyone in Ponyvile is a jerk towards Fluttershy because that's the only way to make her realize that she is a doormat>DQALL teenage dragons are jerks because they are teenagers and they are malesNot saying that they don't have some good moments nor that you shouldn't like them, but the truth is that objectively speaking, these episodes have some of the worst writing in the entire series all done by the same person.
>>2879783Good fucking luck.
>>2879779Because androgyny is the ultimate in sexiness?
>>2879741you bet your ass she can.>"oh, look at *that* guy, anon...">"looks like he plays guitar, too.">"and... a lot faster than you can~~"
>>2879779why am I attracted to cartoon colored equines?
>>2879795It's gonna take more than faith to get him through a full MLP life
>>2879714Excellent choice.
>>2879798>words words words
>>2879706What did it? Was it Doxy? Man, I'm looking over the fucking edge these days
>>2879805Why aren't some people?
>>2879805winking rainbow vaginas
>>2879794Not that I know of, sorry.I like Lesbian Pony x Humanized pony but there just isn't that much of it.Well that's half decent anyways.
>>2879798>People>Like MMDWReally?
>>2879819magical rainbow vaginas that talk when they wink
>>2879798I'm not going to read that, anon. It's 3am and I really just want to jerk off until I fall asleep.
>>2879798That's nice
>>2879787You could also go the direction of "Soarin' shows Gilda what's it's like to be ladylike for once, and she loves it. That'd be good, too.
>>2879831>Sex with Pinkie>She wakes you up the next day by standing over your face and yelling "WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD" >With her vagina>Your first sight that day is a flapping, screaming vagina
Just lost a whole bunch of progress in coloring due to a crash.I was smart enough to at least save this one.
>>2879843>human vaginaget your shit together, Onta
>>2879779because short hair is best hair.inb4 Samantha.
>Sun Guard and Moon Guard's choices of tactics represent their forces and style of combat>The Royal Air Guard charge valiantly into battle, clashing head-on with any who would move in on Her Majesty's City and firmly holding their airspace.>The Lunar Air Guard take down their targets with sneak-attacks, hit-and-run guerilla tactics and aerial blitzkrieg.>Sun Guard has learned and mastered every maneuver and strategy in the book.>So has Moon GuardMoon Guard gives them her own names>"The Crazy Dervish" "Flying Crabclaw," "Flip-Flop Fakeout" and "Divebomb Those Fuckers And Rip Them To Shreds" are but a few
>not drawing mabel in a fancy hat
Would you your favorite pone humanized?
>>2879851>You surprise a pony in heat>They scream with both their mouth and vagina
>>2879843>that old pictureunf
>>2879691No.
Did someone say Samantha?
>>2879863but of course
>>2879871No. Go away.
>>2879871no, but i was thinking it pretty hardwith my penis
>>2879851MY SHIT IS GONE
>>2879798>PYHD>Bad>Implying ponies being jerks to Fluttershy isn't funny>Implying Fluttershy being an asshole isn't even funnier>Implying it's sudden, and not exaggerated for comedic/plot effect
>>2879863Yes.
>>2879871>you will never lay hands on that perfectly formed buttgod damn it.
>>2879852I was wondering where you wentThat sucks dude
I dun get it
>>2879863No.
>>2879883I'm a flutterfag and even I didn't really like that episode much...
>>2879879oh, anon-kun~
>>2879829yes, some go to the extreme of including it in the top tier
>>2879863if i could find a person with the personality of my favourite pony, and they looked even a shade as adorable, well, fuck.unfortunately, i think such a thing would come down to that old age thing where it's like, what if ponies really did exist. well, they wouldn't fuck us so...
>>2879883It's better when they don't have to completely change something like that just for the sake of the plot.
>>2879895
>>2879900I'm not a Flutterfag at all and I loved it.Different stokes.
>>2879903my god
>>2879887>sun chips
>>2879783OKAY I AM PAUSING IT AT FIVE MINUTES IN AND GETTING A BOTTLE OF VODKAI'M GOING TO MAKE A DRINKING GAME OUT OF THIS. NEED HELP WITH CRITERIA FOR SHOTS.
>>2879906>associating us with /mlp/but that's wrong
Is this a good ponae?
>>2879863we all would. every one of us.
>>2879845>>2879787i'm liking both of these ideas.
>>2879906...Is that Ika peeking in?And a fluffy pony running from an explosion?
>>2879863Very much so. Specially if they're male.
>>2879922I think so
>>2879917>that bandinggif needs to just fucking die already
>>2879713S-Should I stream it? Or would you rather watch it by yourselves?
>>2879920PICK A PONY TO BE YOUR FAVORITEDO A SHOT WHEN IT DOES SOMETHING YOU DONT LIKE
>>2879922i'm still surprised at the quality of this animation...
>>2879920Take a shot every time they're horrifying
>>2879924I wrote both. I don't have the energy/ability for even a greentext of it tonight, so I hope somebody is up to the challenge.
>>2879863A million times yes.
>>2879921That's the joke>Implying Obsidian doesnt know thatDo you even MLPG?
>>2879922that's a very good pon
>>2879938>Set up stream>Everyone too afraid to join
>>2879859>Sun Guard never has any clue what she's saying when they talk strategy or maneuvering
>>2879907It's not really changed, we've already seen Angel being a dick to Fluttershy, we know she's extremely passive, it's not hard to imagine that, in a lot of situations, her timid nature is going to be taken advantage of. We just don't see her outside of her group of friends very often.
>>2879713No.
>>2879863But she'd be a princess. How would I ever have a chance with a princess, unless she has that dumb rapey fanon personality??
>>2879920shot everytime you seem the human in the suit
>>2879947i MLPG, i just don't tripfag dramashit's for bronies, jabroni
>>2879971Aladdin could, why wouldn't you?
>>2879920THAT REMINDS ME THAT WE NEED A BRONYCON DRINKING GAME/BINGO
Somewhere in the universe, alien ponies are watching a reality show about humans.And they want to fuck us.
>>2879863Well Rarity and Pinkie Pie would looks like sluts IRL.So, no.
>>2879979>Implying that post had anything to do with tripfag drama
Is there a S2 Luna shrug without the apple?
>>2879980Because we don't have Robin Williams
Derpy Quest where?
>>2879991>Pinkie looking like a slut IRL
>>2879979How is that tripfag drama in any way, shape, or form?It's MLPG, sitting in a bunker in the middle of /mlp/, ignoring everything exploding outside.
Which pony would you rape?
>>2879985>JJ blushing on camera>Asking VAs about fanfiction>Someone says the word "clop" on camera>Fursuit>Fattershy>Sexy AJ cosplay>Someone does fluffy pone babytalk>roleplays mutilation/rape>Bronies stand in a circle, clappingu guiz feel free to add more
>>2879991>Pinkie >slutGet bent
>>2879980>Aladdin could, why wouldn't youbecause aladdin is one jump, aheadand one swing, ahead
>>2879991not necessarily.
>>2880010>sexy AJ cosplay>in America
>>2879986>year 2100>first contact>So Celestia, can we have sex now?>No>Please?>No>Oh come on>No.>WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS?>WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK US?>PONETHEUS
>>2880010DAMMIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE FEDORA
>>2879971obviously, that perfect being saw something in youjust what it was that she saw, who knows?
>"Color me surprised when I discovered you actually have days off." Nightguard says as she sees Dayguard arrive in the bar she begged him to go to.>"I would have said I was surprised you wanted to meet in a bar in some small town, but to be honest, I wasn't" She said as he sat at the table across from her, drinks already on the table.>"Oh please, the bars in Canterlot are boring, it's the small town dives that are the best, ponies here just to have a good time, get drunk and get lucky." >The dayguard rolls his eyes and look at his drink, a simple tonic water.>"Yes, it's just tonic, I know you don't drink." Nightguard assures him, sighing "You know a few drinks wouldn't kill you, and you really need to unwind.">"And you seem to be so unwound you are almost ready to unravel." he says simply, testing the drink in front of him.>"Pfft, whatever...say, looks like someone is eying you." >"Hnn?" He turns to look but she interrupts him.>"Don't just look around blindly, idiot, third table to the right, hard to miss.">"The zebra?">"No, the striped pony with all the jewelry."
>>2879987>holding the glasses by the rims as you put them back on her facesomeone's never had glasses. That'd be nervewracking, I'd feel you like you were gonna poke out one of my eyes doing that.
>>2880015>implying Pinkie isn't the town "welcome wagon"
>>2880007i don't know who obsidian is
>>2880024>Ponetheushaha
>>2879959So no one would join if I streamed it?
>>2879985>>2880010>"Hey Bronies! Let's play this awesome new drinking game!">ten minutes later everyone is dead
>>2880025>Drink for every fedora.>Die of alcohol poisoning.
>>2880031The artist that drew the picture.It has no bearing on what's happening in it.
>>2880026A willingness to lick assholes and eat shitjk im vanilla
>>2880037I would not
>>2880021>nigger pie
>>2879863Twilight? Fuck yes I would
>>2880010hopefully it won't just be AJ that gets the hot ones.maybe Thickity will show up.maybe. :(
>>2880049Well shit. Okay then. I'll watch it alone.
>>2880050>implying they're not just in a dark room
>>2880037Neigh
>>2880024>they had entire cargo holds full of sexy outfits and sex toys>unused
>>2880047me tooI bet she wouldn't mind being vanilla too
>>2880050Chocolate pie.
>>2880021>troll pic
>>2880031I see. You're really new here. Shut the fuck up and lurk more. Stop telling everyone what MLPG should and shouldn't be associated with. And use some god damn capital letters.
Is there any good site for MLP pic dumping? Like Ponibooru.
>>2880046>an artist's identity has no bearing on their art'kayi try to ignore people in the fandom who want others to know their name
>>2880058>implying that's shading>>2880064although I like this idea
>>2880037I would leave the stream open and check in on it every so often. If it weren't so fucking late.
>>2880058That is not how dark rooms work.If she was truly black she would be invisible in a dark room.
>>2880029nobody's ever done that to you before?it's not THAT bad.
>>2880071http://derpiboo.ru/
>>2880071Derpibooru
>>2880062>"Heh, hey these things are kidna cute.">"Whoa hey girl, heh. Wow you sure are strong. It's hugging my arm, get it off get it off!"
>>2880062>Robot takes a box onto his ship>Opens it up and pulls out a giant dildo>Unable to come up with an ominous sounding line>Just stares at it for hours
>>2880050says the wage slave
>>2880028>tfw someone saw your suggestion last nightFeels good. Please continue.
>>2880081
>>2880090Lyra will never hug your arm until it breaks
>>2879921>>2879979>>2880031>>2880072>That attitude >Those posts>That thinking he knows what's right for everyone>That newYou are literally everything that is wrong with these threads.>>>/mlp/
>>2880093flash where
OKAY I'M DRINKING EVERY TIME THE CAMERA FLASHES TO THE AUDIENCE AND I SEE A DISGUSTED PARENTDRINKING EVERY TIME AN ACTOR LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE ABOUT TO FALL OVER BECAUSE OF KICKINGDRINKING FOR EVERY MALE CHILD IN THE AUDIENCEDRINKING EVERY TIME A LINE IN A SONG EITHER RHYMES POORLY, AWKWARDLY, OR DOESN'T RHYME AT ALLSEE YOU GENTLEMEN ON THE OTHER SIDE
>>2880070>capital lettersWHY DOES THIS ALWAYS BOTHER PEOPLE SO MUCH? DID YOU SOMEHOW FIND IT DIFFICULT TO GLEAN MEANING FROM MY WORDS JUST BECAUSE THE FIRST ONE IN THE SENTENCE WAS NOT ARBITRARILY BIGGER THAN THE OTHERS?ALSO, [SPOILER][/SPOILER]>COMPLAINING ABOUT SOMEONE NOT BEING A FAN OF THE FANDOMPRICK
How many of you are scratching your balls while reading this?
>>2880107YES
>>2880102obviously you trust them to have better aim than THAT faggot
>>2880115Dont die, anon.
>>2880103why would pony break the thingsi t likes?
>>2880107Why isn't panka made of jelly?
>>2880007>exploding outside>slow as fuck board with the fluffyfags and /b/fags holed up in their little threads
Only 5 minutes in.Rainbow Dash just said "Darling".I'm confused but intrigued. Continuing observations of the Biggest Tea Party.
>>2880119>Claiming not to be a fan of the fandom>While posting in MLPG during hiatus>Defending yourself as an anonymous poster
>>2880129She's trying to separate it from you so she can have it all to herself
>all these ideas and shit
>>2880120I was scratching my chin does that count?
>>2880119>caps lock breaks spoiler tagsunforeseen
>>2880119>Doesn't recognize that well-formatted text has an aesthetic value to it.>Shitposts as a reaction.Please get fucked.
>>2880111
>>2880133..That has nothing to do with tripfag drama.Are you sure you know what those words mean?
>>2880132It needs to be colored to look jelly.
that feel when you will never land on a planet of arm-hugging lyras and celestias that aren't in the mood for sex
>>2880138Rarity doesn't have a prissy voice and is RD colored, so there's that.Scootaloo is still a tomboy, at least.
i've been here for nearly two years and i don't know who obsidian is.does he have a da or something? i'd like to see more of his arts
>>2880151>from thumbnail see it and think "whoa, ha">expand picOH GOD SHIT
>>2880106As an innocent bystander to that whole nonsense, it could have been avoided if the guy would have just asked instead of making himself look like an idiot.
>>2880129your arm isn't you.it's not like if you'd cut off your arm, you'd call your arm Mitch. but if you attached it again, you'd call it Mitch-All-Together.
>>2880161http://obsidiansolitaire.tumblr.com/
>>2880161Obsidian is a game developer
>>2880119>Can't Engrish>Shitpostan>Bein madan>Still isn't fucking offan
>>2880106>I don't want to get involved with drama>I don't remember artist namesThese are the people who are "wrong" around here.
>>2880156>All the ponies are acting exactly how they do on the show>"FUCK THIS SHIT"
>>2880151t-that's not a flash at all
Is there a complete and coloured version of this?
>>2880115OH GOD DAMN ITTHESE RULES ARE TOO HARDI'VE HAD TO DRINK THREE TIMES IN LESS THAN A MINUTECUTTING OUT THE LAST RULE
I'm not sure if this will make this thread any worse
Am I the only one that writes idle pony thought like "man I would hug twilight" in a constructed script so nobody can read my pone ramblings
>>2880195I've seen worse
>>2880183>Sees a piece of art>His immediate reaction is to try defend the reputation of MLPG>Then he claims not to be a fan of the fandom
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdtOUZKVfWQ
>>2880176thank you, anon
>>2880195I don't get it.
>>2880195Well you could start dumping Night of the Were Ed
>>2880203A constructed script? You mean like a set of made up letters?
>>2880215Is it wrong that I enjoyed that comic on some level?
>>2880190s-sorry.
>>2880208I would that ferris wheel
>>2880195If I had money to waste, I'd make that a poster and post it up somewhere.Public.
They're trying to get Pinkie Pie to come out."Can YOU help us call Pinkie Pie? On the count of three yell PINKIE PIE!"It was Dora the Explorer before Dora the Explorer.
>have a tumblr>dashboard says I have new stuff >check it>nothingWhy?
>>2880227>get it printed at a kinkos>pick it up in person just to see if anyone gives you oddball looks
>>2880222I don't know if it's wrong but a part of me liked it too.
>>2880231Because Tumblr Pony is a fucking dickAll she does is talk about herself
>>2880228>They're trying to get Pinkie Pie to come out.>Pinkie Pie to come outheh
>>2880231tumblr is a lying whore sometimes
>>2880224God I don't even like bacon but those things look so juicy I can't handle myself.
>>2880237I haven't seen it. Or if I have, I don't remember it.
>>2880203No. I use it to write fanfiction.
>>2880231Cause it tells you there are new things when the tumblr radar gets an update. It's stupid.
>>2880222I dont know about you, but I almost shit myself laughing at this.
Tiarawhy make a flash where Soaring gets raped by futa Spitfire and Dash.
>>2880139>>2880149>>2880178still mad that i don't care about your favorite artist?fuck i can see why intentional trolls do it all the time, this is hilariousjust chill the fuck out and go masturbate to some of obsidian's art or something, you don't need to defend him everytime someone expresses apathy towards his existenceand finally: >grammar nazi on the internet
>>2880098Heh. It sounded cute.>>2880028>"Well, go talk to her." She says, before having some of her dink.>"...What do I talk to her about?" He asks, causing her to almost choke on her drink.>"Y-you have got to be kidding me, you mean you haven't talked to a girl in a bar?">"Look, just go up to her and talk about...anything, about you, just whatever.">As he gets up, she places a hook of his foreleg, causing him to stop. "Just, for the love of Celestia don't talk about your job...">"Why not?" He asks, confused. "It's a part of me.">"Because I don't want you to bore the poor girl to death." She says as she winks at him.>She watches him walk up the the now slightly surprised lone Zebra in the bar and smiles slightly.>He needs to unwind.
>>2880224>you will never be an obedient house fire with a sense of humor but a heart of gold, working for a mysterious wizard
>>2880231>FimFiction (fuck off)>6 new chapters!>Click>Only twoFuck the whole internet.
>>2880260>Defending yourself as an anonymous poster>Trying to defend yourself as an anonymous poster with "lol umad?"
>>2880257D-D.... DOUBLE DRACULA?!?!?! WE'RE FUCKED IT'S ALL OVER. ABANDON SHIP PEOPLE WE'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY
>>2880257>Double DraculaI DO NOT EVEN HAVE WORDS
>>2880259>Soarin' getting raped by Spitfire and dash>not a Spitfire Spitroastshiggy diggy
>>2880260You're not trolling right when you are the one this angry.Just saying.
>>2880222>trippscomic time
Does it still hurt?
>>2880260lel umad xD epic win anon is leejun
>>2880260I don't even give two shits about Obsidian.You're just a faggot and I wish I could hate you to death. Good day.
>>2880276>>2880280Am I missing something here?
>>2880271>attacking others as an anonymous poster>being autistic
>>2880269It is a feature.
>>2880285Nah. I really enjoyed the ending.
>>2880285Fuck you, yes it does.
>>2880293>"u mad" didnt work, I'll just call him austistic
>>2880285>still no season 2yes. yes it does.
>>2880267this is cutemore Sunguard and Moonguard shenanigans pls
OKAY FUCK THISI AM ACTUALLY LOW ON VODKA NOWIT'S BEEN 17 MINUTES
>>2880292The character's name is Double D.
>>2880293>If I use enough buzzwords I'll win this argument!
>>2880284Oh... .... more please?
>>2880285nah.
>>2880315HEY ONLY 55 MINUTES TO GO
>>2880288>>2880291>>2880282>>2880307well i'm done letting you guys be mad at something for no reasonguess i can only ask that you stop being mad for no reason because it's bad for your health or whateverand it's pointless
>>2880317No, it's Edd.DYEWTS?
>>2880328>Joke's on those guys I was pretending
>>2880315>Running low on Vodka.Comrade, this is a crime.
>>2880315We're pretty much at the same spot. I'm about a minute ahead of you. It gets worse. Much worse.
>>2880325I'M JUST GOING TO DRINK THE REST OF THE BOTTLE AND TURN MY MONITOR SO I CAN LIE DOWN AND WATCH THIS
>>2880285yes.my cheeks hurt from all this laughing.thanks anon, I needed that.
>>2880257>Double Dracula
>>2880328>u mad u mad u mad
Note to new horse creators and future new horse creatorsPlease name the thread "MLP General". This isn't the first time people are getting tripped up because they F3 search for the term and miss a thread because someone put "MLPGeneral"
>>2880328Say that to my face faggot and not online and see what happens.
>>2880257>Rustle.
>>2880328>Getting mad>Ever>Especially over something as stupid as MLPG>My Little Pony GeneralAlso, don't even bother pulling "I was just pretending", that makes you look stupid. Just stop posting and no one will ever know.
>>2880348>>2880336>>2880354shrugi don't care, please stop responding, this is incredibly sadi'mma go now, please re-evaluate your life and stop attacking people for literally - LITERALLY - no reason.
>you will never make Pinkie Pie blush
>>2880353One time I accidentally titled a thread "MLPG General"It was awful
>>2880360There is a gorilla creeping around.
>>2880353>manually searching for thread>pepsi jokeYou're trying to play a trick on me, aren't you?
>>2880367>You will never make Pinkie Pie squink.
>>2880328You are this mad
>>2880365This... is incredible. Do trolls follow a script?
Could someone post Jelly Pinkie? I'm going attempt to color >>2880107
>>2880365>Jokes on those guys I was pretending
>>2880365>I don't care>this is sad>keeps responding
>>2880373>You will never make Pinkie Pie zobble
>>2880376I know I love it. I'm laughing REAL hard.
http://images.4chan.org/f/src/Gilbert%20Gottfried%20reads%20Erotic%20Novel.swfOHMYGOD
>>2880368>MLPG Generalwho is the commanding officer of MLPG, /co/?
>>2880314And sorry, but like hell if i am writing Zecora dialog.I think we can let it end like that, he had a nice chat, yadda yadda yadda.THE END.Oh and Zecora is also just as straight edge as he is, what kind of monster does not drink in a bar?
>Night of the Were EdHey artists, how does it feel knowing this image has been viewed over 30000 times?
>>2880376He's not a "troll"He's just an infuriated moron attempting to save face. Kind of pitiful, really.
>>2880367How would you tell?
>>2880390IT IS TIME
>>2880365
>>2880390AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
>>2880390Why?
>>2880385>You will never get the jokeAll caps anon. You at Pinkie Pie working her squinker yet?
>>2880396>there's a Zebra>IT MUST BE ZECORAyou racist asshole
>>2880391RIP IN PEACE FAGGOT
>>2880390
>>2880285>tfw Panty is a horsefuckerBitch be living the dream.
>>2880408They're in Ponyville for gods sake.
>>2880391The Marker, of courseIt's canon
>>2880390I SPAT DRINKAND THE REMAINING IS DRIBBLING AND BUBBLING OUT OF MY MOUTH AS IM LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY
>>28803902 muchcan't deal with itHold me MLPG I'm dying.
>pinkie reading mlpg
>>2880365How old are you? You type like my seven year old cousin.And act like him too.
>>2880438>not laughing at rarifags
>>2880365>shrug
>>2880438But MLPG is so full of cheer and happiness.
>>2880422Oh shitThis is great.Is there a link to this tumblr that someone would be kind enough to provide?
>>2880449*wwalks into thread*
>>2880390OH MY FUCK AHAHAHAHow much would it cost to comission Godfrey to actually read some erotic novel?actually, how much would it cost to have him read a shitty pony fapfic
>>2880458[screams internally]
>>2880457http://ask-mlp-general.tumblr.com/
>>2880457Google "mlp General"Should be the second result.
>>2880457>but don't tell me who it is because I don't care but I really do or something who the fuck knows
>>2880390GODDAMN
>>2880457Sure it's a little meta but it's hilarioushttp://ask-mlp-general.tumblr.com/who am I kidding it's all meta
>>2880460>godfreyoh fuck I am a moron
>>2880460>Godfrey reading the entire accumulated works of ragingsemiAll of my dosh.
>meanwhile at bronycon
>>2880460>Gilbert Godfrey reads erotic fanfiction I'd buy it.
You know guys, I think I've learned something.Fapping is a private pleasure, and no one should know or care about what you fap to
>>2880458
>>2880418>saving any image Ross drew and using it as a reaction imagePlease don't encourage him.
>>2880476>>2880477>>2880480It's okay we're all morans here
>>2880487>filenameI see nothing un->expand itpffff HAHAHAA
>>2880473>A little meta>A tumblr about a picture that is a person that is used to mark a thread on a english image board on the internet>A LITTLE meta
>>2880480SAKARA KUN HE CRIED OUT AS SHE IMPALED HERSELF ON HIS THROBBING MEMBEROH NARUTO SAMA SHE MOANED, GYRATING HER WIDE HIPS AS SHE RODE HIM
>glitter glus teen cadence>total pervertfeels good man.
>>2880460>We will never be able to hire Patric Stewart to read this.
i keep seeing "ponetheus"whyit was a shitty movie
>>2880502>who am I kidding it's all metawhat is, reading comprehension? I'll take Best Pony for $400 Alex.
>>2880509Weaver drew that?
>>2880522Of course not, does that look like Weaver?
>>2880479Holy shit how long are those Zebragus's wings.>Pulling words out of my ass.
>>2880515We're all dancing around the fact that we want pone to rip our head off.
>>2880521I had to make the joke be it funny or not my hands wouldn't stop typing.I'm sorry.
>>2880525No, not at all. It's a completely different brush/style.
>>2880531No it's ok, I shouldn't have gone off the handle like that.I'm sorry
>>2880528>copying dumbronningsonicLeast original fanbase
>>2880522Yes.Yes he did, little lady.Would you like to buy a bridge?
>>2880528Trust me it isn't. But do you see that pone giving a fuck? No siree bob
>>2880535redshy pls go
>>2880528>Physics laws>in Equestria
>>2880542no.
>>2880528>this doesn't seem physically possible.gif>cartoons>abiding the laws of physics
There should be more ponyAlso I feel like I should draw something
>>2880512Oh fuck, where's the one with talk about an MLPG documentary to go against the brony documentary where people were imagining Stewart reading random posts and fapfics.
>>2880538We are the sonic fanbase.
>>2880538>implying there's any original ideas leftget a load of this guy
>Renne quest 7>dat Saffronunf, she needs to get pissed more often
>>2880528d'awww, that's kinda cuteFluttershy's wings sure are pretty
>>2880555for a second I thought it was a dick..
>>2880553squidface pls go
>>2880555You should draw.I will try trying today.
>>2880566she does
>>2880571>SquidfaceWas it really tentacles, or undulating brain matter after the front half of his face got chopped off and put in the cafeteria?
>>2880509>Her special talent is helping ponies fall in love.>Her mouth will make you fall in love with her.
>>2880571
>>2880579I bet you'd have to be super-delicate with them
>>2880586i don't think there was any brain left in himjust musclesand tentacles
>>2880588Always reminds me of this scene
>>2880588>theres still no teen cadence fap ficsfeels bad man
>>2880604>Internal skull muscles
>>2880602I would, for her
>>2880607There's this, but it's fuck huge.http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/1212
>>2880606>"Fucking Cadence..."
>>2880606
>>2880607>Teenage Chrysalis died out
>>2880606I like this picture
>>2880624i was just about to crop it!thanks!
>>2880611like butterfly wingsfragile, but beautiful
>>2880622>14 FUCKING CHAPTERSHU-WHHHAAAAAAT
Half way through The Biggest Tea Party. There has yet to be any form of tension. I'm skeptical that this is going to get good. I will keep watching though.
>>2880579
>>2880622>14 chapters of clopficIt'd have to actually have some substance to it for me to want to read that.
Would you let a Lyra sleep on your chest?
>>2880631>She and Minion will never have misadventures again.
>>2880638
>>2880647>implying it's even possible to stop her>she's like a fucking cat
>>2880606>a brother paying for his sister's hoof-a-curescould you even be more beta?
>>2880650
>>2880638Uh, not really
>>2880643>Tension>In a live action show for 3 year old girls
>>2880631Good. Best news I've heard all day.
>>2880606Were the clovers on that pony supposed to imply 4chan or is that pushing it?
>>2880659
>>2880655They've been fucking for a while now.
>>2880668That's what it was in the show, and yes, that's pushing it.
You'd think Rarity would be impressed by Panty's sense of style?
>>2880664I wish sarcasm could be displayed better over the internet.
>>2880647I would. I like looking at dicks and I have always wanted to try sucking my own dick.I'm not gay though....I think I lost my train of thought.
>>2880673why yes, now go on and suck it like the slut you are
>>2880671
>>2880655Men will do crazy thinks for pussy.
>>2880565I liked the >feels we got a lot more
>>2880622i skimmed through it, total utter shit.
>>2880676I think they'd bond over mutual interests.Being sluts.
Lyra go climb a wall of fancy hats!
>>2880686why can't I hold all this Fluttershy
>>2880676>I deleted all the episodesSudden remorse general
>>2880647I would let any pone sleep on my chestespecially Rainbow Dash
>>2880695
>>2880698I'm downloading them right now since I've never seen it. Is it really that good of a show?
>>2880702
>>2880696yellowest ponecuddliest poneetc.
>GG still ponies.>Ask Ice Pack will never update.
>>2880676God dammit I want rarity in ALL of these dresses.
>>2880708How old are the wonderbolts?
>>2880702but would you let any pone shit on your chest?
>>2880707Just watch it on youtube. It's worth watching but not that kind of time.
>>2880718'Fraid that's where I draw the line.
>>2880710>Cuddliest.Only if she trusts you.She is very shy.
>>2880724Congratulations, Anon. You passed the test.
You said there will be Pepsi anon.
>>2880710
does this look a bit like Lupa and Spoony to anyone else?>>>/d/4170362nsfw, obviously.
>>2880690god I love ear-scratchies. and we got to do it twice, too!
>>2880729Some people drink PepsiSome people drink Coke
>>2880717In context of that picture I imagine it's like a sports team So it's not like it's the same Wonderbolts from when Dash was a filly as we have now.
>>2880729we only drink Coke here
>>2880739>implying anyone actually drinks pepsi
>>2880727she doesn't
>>2880739I drink Root Beer
>>2880727of courseshe is Fluttershy, after allbut when she does trust you?cuddliest. pone.
>>2880729
>>2880744at least not voluntarily
>>2880744>>2880741
>>2880737she sure as hell deserved them, both times
>>2880647Would you let a Lyra sleep on your chest post-coitally?
Every time I look at ponies I lament the fact that humans look like something out of a bad horror moviePony would be very scared of human
>>2880748
>>2880733
>>2880760And for damn good reason.
>>2880729Rarity pls go.
>>2880759Would you let a Lyra sleep on your chest post poopin?
>>2880766
>>2880752>that feel when your university only sells Pepsi products
>>2880759She wouldn't be my first choice. But I suppose
>>2880756>tail wagginghnnnngif she ever plays her again, we're giving her more ear-scratchies
>>2880777that's what I was talking aboutfortunately we do have coke vending machines
>>2880760>humans>Not looking like wise, hairless apes
>>2880777>companies willingly signing exclusivity contracts with Pepsicowhy do they do this shit? it's so fucking stupid.
>>2880777Rarity being in denial.
>>2880787>wise
>>2880760I agree.
>>2880744fuck you, I drink pepsi.why is there no pepsi pone?
>>2880778>have sex with another pone>have Lyra sleep on your chest
>>2880799There is, but you probably don't want to see it
>>2880799Because he is lost and forgotten.
>>2880761
>>2880782Saffron is waggiest diamond dog
>>2880802Oh. Well okay. I mean, like, I don't want her to feel bad or anything. She could join in too.
>>2880799
MLPG, make me go to sleep.Please.I have literally nothing else to do, I'm quite sleepy, and yet I'm still here.Godammit
>learning how to lip syncoh god why
>>2880782>plays herostupid brain.
>>2880760>the stupid uncivilized ones will straight out kill and eat anything that doesn't speak their language, and they make exceptions to that>that civilized ones will still kill you, but only for the most unfair and stupid sounding reasons they can think of>they're all tall, beady eyed, flat faced hairless creatures that barely resemble anything on their own planet>they weaponize everything>they fight over every inane detailWe can be pretty awful. That's why we make up cute fantasy ponies to embody our best traits and badass marines that make us look cool. To keep the kids from getting misanthropic, you know.
What's this Rarity and Pepsi thing?
>>2880802>Have sex with lyra>call out waifu's name when you orgasm>she doesn't mind, she dresses up as Rarity next time
>>2880819I don't get this pepsi plus rarity thing. What is going on
>>2880821Make a gif saying "ded"
ONE DAY
>>2880772>>2880793>>2880819Whats this shit about Rarity liking Pepsi?
>>2880820Your favorite pone wants you to go to bed. She'd be very disappointed in you if you didn't.
>>2880819the fuck is going on here
>>2880839ok
>>2880838>>2880832>>2880828>>2880843Shit forced meme by one person. Possibly two. Ignore
>>2880777But anon.Pepsi makes Mountain Dew.
>>2880838It's the last stage in the life cycle of a joke, the meme stage.Except some people don't want it to die, so they put it on extreme life support, only delaying the inevitable.
>>2880853Mountain Dew sucks. non-colas except rootbeer r 4 gaylords
>>2880826>The weaponized everything.>One of them looked at their sun.>Got an idea.
>>2880854>inb4 reddit discovers it
>>2880839She wants you to come to bed and snuggle, snuggling with you makes her have happy dreams.
>>2880852
>>2880857 hereOh, I suppose Ginger Beer is okay too.
Fly me to the moonAnd let me play, among the stars
>>2880857>not liking orange soda>not liking Cactus Coolernigga what the fuck is wrong with you
>>2880854I usually skim every single general. I was playing hats for a day, then did some errands, came back, and suddenly this shit was everywhere. I couldn't find the genesis, but I believe it spawned right into the meme stage, skipping all the rest.
humans look silly and kind of cute, not scarywe even look silly when we try and make ourselves look scary
>>2880864>Bronies discover it.>Pepsi general is born.>Pepsi shits on the carpet, it is killed.
>>2880872>Cactus CoolerWhat are you, twelve?>Orange SodaWhat are you, a black children's sitcom comedian from the 90's
>>2880877It was kind of funny in the first thread.After that it was about as funny as ARROW TO LE KNEE
>>2880881>he got the reference
>>2880881...i.. I like grape soda, anon... is that okay?
>>2880881I like _______no soda at all_____
>>2880866she feels so safe, falling asleep in your arms...
>>2880886>tfw the entire internet is on turbo mode, and we'll never have things actually stay funny for any length of time
>>2880889>grape sodaI forgot they made that. I haven't had one that didn't taste like machinery, but if it's what you like, go ahead I suppose.
>>2880878Tell me that you wouldn't run for your life if this ran at you in a dark alley.
>>2880826>BeadyI don't think you understand what that word means if you think it applies to humans.
I like cream soda
>>2880900>You will never be RMS's wife
>>2880893>Disliking sodaPiece of shit I hope you die in a fire
>>2880896Shipping is still funny
>Humans show up in Equestria.>They are the kind of humans you find in Wal*Marts.
So GF threads on /co/ are fucking stupid.Why in the fuc?
>>2880907>cream sodathat shit is always disappointing. I want someone to combine the actual thick mouthfeel and subtle sweetness and taste of cream with carbonation.
>>2880912I'm fat enough as it is, I don't need sweets for that
Would you read a pony fanfic written by Alan Moore?
Dr. Pepper master race reporting in
Guys, is the submarine down for anyone else? I can't seem to load threads there
>>2880918Go have an actual cream soda. With cream.
>>2880924It's not bad, it's just kind of muddy, flavor-wise. It doesn't really have the clarity of flavor that something like Root Beer or Coke (or even Pepsi) has.Tasty when you can't get cola or root beer, though.
>>2880900Did I say "Linux" without prefixing it with "GNU plus?" Because frankly, I'd deserve it.
>>2880925yeah, it's down
>>2880918>I want someone to combine the actual thick mouthfeel and subtle sweetness and taste of cream with carbonation.>chilled candy flavored marshmallow pony semen
>>2880925It's down.
>>2880915>They ride around on Rascals>silently bumping into each other while trying to find some fatty food>they glare passive aggressively at you as they pass.>they'll never do anything, but they're still assholes
>>2880881>What are you, twelve?Nah.>What are you, a black children's sitcom comedian from the 90'sAlso nah.I just like orange soda.Hell, I wasn't even thinking about that when I mentioned it.
>>2880935>Someone makes this soda god drink.>Names it that.
The sounds of MLPG.http://gomix.it/mlpgeneral
>>2880917Case in point.>>>/co/38230377
>>2880939>>2880934>>2880925I just checked, it seems to be up again
MLPGCan I get some reference pictures of some royal guards, please? Preferably from the side.
>>2880941Just saying, Cactus Cooler is 4 gaylords and Orange Soda tastes like Orange Flavoring #5 plus citric acid.
>>2880946I was expecting farts to be honest, this just sounds like a swimming horse.
>>2880947http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/38230377Fuck
>>2880953Exactly.
Have you ever noticed how oppressive and possessive "My" little pony is?
>>2880955>crushing an entire mug with your headI just....what?
>>2880952>Cactus Cooler is 4 gaylordsnigga you gay
>>2880966>Not doing thatFucking casual, get the fuck out
>>2880967I'm sorry, I guess I was never a kid but I never liked that shit.
Let me see what spring is like onJupiter and Mars
>>2880966Scratch does not fuck around.
>>2880900>It is dark, damp, and moist. You didn't know what else to expect.>To be honest, everything is what you expected. Taking a vacation on earth and feeling adventurous as ever, you decided to ask a local black market dealer if he had the infamous "stuff", and like any good dealer he obliged, set a price, and planned a meeting in the most cliche alley in the whole city.>It even has scampering rats.>Since you got here 20 minutes early, you decide to pass the time, so you dial up your human friend>He's talking about this thing called "linux computers">chat for a few minutes, ask what a "linux" is and all that, hang up>back to waiting for your dealer>he should be here any minute now. the sound of footsteps and frightened rodents confirms it. right on time.>you had no idea that dealing with humans would go so smoothly. maybe they just like ponies?>suddenly, the footsteps pick up in pace>are the cops coming? no...>you turn your head in the direction of the sound are are petrified>there is a large, hairy figure dashing at you, teeth bared and forehead dripping with sweat>you can barely make out its nasally vocalizations, but they sound angry>sheer terror rapidly fills your mind as it grows closer, its words becoming more intelligible as the distance closes>"....what you are referring to as linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've taken to calling it, GNU plus linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself...">You bolt at full gallop before he can reach you>dear god humans are terrifying
>>2880977Seth Macfarlane pls go
>>2880917/co/ won't recover from mlpg leaving for a whileThey're all too afraid that new cartoons will become the next mlp and they flip out
>>2880979Oh fuck my sides
The submarine is powering up!
hey giusremember that spoiler with Discord posted in july of 2011? can someone repost screencap?
>>2880979Richard stallman does not fuck around
anyone got that nedroid "if I just sit here for a few weeks everything will be fine" image?
> all these flutterfags in the threadwhy
>>2880979Hahhaha.
>>2881006
>>2880979>Humans are so horrifying they instill the fear of their God into you.
Just finished The World's Biggest Tea Party.There was a pretty cool part when Spike gets corrupted by an evil book because he thought it was his "How to" book but other than that fight it was pretty lame.
>>2880989>>2880948Right thenGoing to run Demiurge quest soon. Id rather have our submarine veterans play first because then I'd have help, but I don't ,ind a new player or two
>>2880984>OH NO THINGS ARE POPULAR THIS IS BAD WAAAAAAHSpeaking as someone who reads superhero comics, I blame capefags. They're the most overly-sensitive, immature, whiny, ignorant group on the whole board.
>>2881007She's the cutest smartest all around bestest pony
>>2881019I blame the /v/ crowd.
>>2881021>smartest
>>2881019>>2881024Sometimes I think they're one and the same.
>>2880993>>2880993>>2880993>>2880993>>2880993please responf?
>>2881021
Flootershi thread?
>>2881038I'd rather we talk about bug horse.Fluttershy is just that bad.
>>2881001i demand more arts from this artist!please
>>2881007because some people like things you don't like, Anonand that's okay
>>2880984They did the same exact shit with my life me
>>2881044
>>2881038We could have one, but unfortunately.She can't find the thread.
goosh
>>2881050That one was really shit though
>>2881038>The only flutterfag I know is a shy unemployed neckbeard who wants to do every creative art but doesn't spend enough time to get good at any of them
Con soon, fellow horsefuckers
>>2881052>you will never delicately help Fluttershy brush those pearly whites of hers
Hmm, TheLivingTombstone has a remix on FiaB's new album. It's featuring "ibeabronyrapper" which sounds like the worst thing fucking ever. I still shudder whenever someone says "mic"
>>2881054that made me smile
>>2881044Fluttershy is a much more acceptable topic than that filthy Xeno scum.
>>2881050Except My Life Me was actually shit.And the cunt who made it hated and lashed out at her fans, dooming herself.
>>2881044We can do that>>2881069They're all xenos.
>>2881066Who's Fiab?
>>2881066MIC
>>2881038this show is really, really great in gif form. i'm always slightly taken aback by how great a few second scene is.
>>2881077have you bugfags seen the semianthro chrys bondage on e621? It's pretty sexy.
>>2881077Cheselegs, you are rather cute.
>>2881077
>>2881077Okay she actually has too many holes in that picture.Rings too "I ran out of things to put in, what do I do?" for me
>>2881077>>2881093That reminds me of those lotus pictures
>>2881080Furries in a Blender.Happy harcore, gabbery stuff
>>2881087
>>2881086 hereokay, semianthro isn't the right description, full anthro.http://e621.net/post/show/224494/2012-anthro-ball_gag-bdsm-bondage-bound-breasts-eq
>>2881077>those tiny holes
>>2881061>That feel when you like Fluttershy but she's not best pony
>>2881099
>>2881100
>>2881097Oh. I'm listening to that track right fucking now.make it stopplshe always uses the same Synthsand the mastering is shitand the flow is horriblepls
>we hate dark gray+nature tones on OCs>love it in the showIs it or is it not a good color combination
>>2881106
>>2881077>holesEugh, for some reason when they're smaller, they set off my trypophobia.
>>2881062I'm nervous.
Anonymous 12/14/10(Tue)16:57 No.21896730 Okay you freaking /co/reans, you've got me. I'm going to watch fucking My Little Pony. I have no fucking idea why I should, besides the fact that I HAVE to know why people are always fucking talking about it. Where do I download episodes? I can't find a torrent. Pic related, it's how much fucking sense this makes.
>>2881116
>>2881115good in show because the character behind it is a theme of corruption and sleasebad in oc due to anyone who uses = angsty teenager with marry sue
>>2881077Fluttershy is a much more acceptable Xeno than that one.>mfw all these Xenofags
Would you let a tomboy bat-pony lick your stallion butthole?
>>2881115It is. Just not when it's on mary sues and it actually fits the characterShe looks like she's part plant, seriously
>>2881124>And these were the days my friends, And these were the days my friends, And these were the days my friendsIt will never get some wind for the sailboat
>>2881129Pretty much that.
>>2881130>Imperiumfags>402012
>>2881124I miss the old days.
>>2881134Only if he was domming me by doing so
>>2881129>desaturated earth tones>corruption and slease
>>2881134Why wouldn't I let her do that?
>>2881130Fluttershy is worse than TrixieAnd that's saying a lot
>>2881145That was one of the first pony pictures I saved.
>>2881146>heI mean she, damn it! I'm not gay!
>>2881157>implying
>>2881153I don't disagree that Fluttershy is a horrible pony. Chrysalis is just the worst of them all. I'd rather talk about any other pony than her.
>>2881130Fluttershy is a member of a race of four legged orks with tau inclinationsChrysalis acts pretty much like a typical human female given changeling powersPick your poison.
>>2881157What are you, a faggot?
>>2881145http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J4LCXbUy6w
>>2881134I'd rather lick her, to be honest.I bet she makes the most EXQUISITE sounds. and those bat wings of hers flutter when you put it in...
>>2880984>They're all too afraid that new cartoons will become the next mlpGood enough to have a large fanbase? What hipsters.
>>2881156I wish it were possible to go back.
>>2881114oh wow, yeah, I don't understand why Renard would put this on his album. This "rap" is awful. I guess Renard was being nice?This song is not good to listen to.
>>2881165
>>2881167>Chrysalis turns into a female human>Chip is confused
>>2881176To get bronies to buy his stuff, I can understand him.What I CAN'T understand is why he didn't get a good musician to make a track.
>>2881174>hipstersNo, just faggots. I don't know what kind of ridiculous asshole actually cares if some other show is popular, but it's just retarded. There's literally no point to this faggotry outside of "My Little Pony is popular, and I don't like that, so no cartoon can be popular"
>>2881184To be honest I like Trixie. She has a nice color scheme.
>>2881187>GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR LOVE>TAKE ME OUT TO DINNER, AND PAY.>uh
>tfw im going back to /co/ due to gravity fallsi'm going home guys. im going home.
I'm thinking of starting of a tumblr called "You're A Pedophile" to follow artists like MS and X-Arielle. I wonder if I could maintain some kind of index or something. Tumblr probably isn't the best for that
>>2881195see you tomorrow
Keep it in one thread horsefuckers!
>>2881194Just like the girls back home on the Holy Terra.
>>2881197>implying theyd notice due to thousands of followers
>>2881195But those threads suck
>>2881189The only good thing I got out of this conversation is that there's a new Renard album out. Neat.
>>2881195woah, is this really that good? where do i get episodes?
I feel that being here too much killed my interest int the show.I guess I'll have to take a break.
>>2881189Renard doesn't have to put a brony on one of his albums to get the ponyfag dollars, considering he released an EP in April 2011 titled "Rainbow Dash Likes Girls". I guess he could have brought in a few extra fans but... this song is just not good. And it makes everything else on the album worse by association
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsS-ZH38nTUhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MVgreWeEek&feature
>>2881224Absence makes the heart grow fonder, anon.
>>2881194>She wants you to cuddle her and treat her like a princess>She wants you to make her breakfast in bed>She wants you to do the shopping>She wants you to keep her safe even if it means your death>You enjoy it for some reasonAll bugfags want is a typical human relationship where they let a woman walk all over them entirely convinced that she's actually drooling all over how sexy and alpha they are>you will never sit and watch hoofball while chrysalis bugs you about how the hives front lawn needs mowed and the gutters cleaned
>>2881209I don't need them to notice. I just need a way for people to be able to easily access a readable index of pedophiles.
>>2880833Okay, but it sucks.
>>2881233Yes.
http://gomix.it/bronycon
>>2881236>OH YEAH, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT BUT I HAVE THE QUEEN OF THE FUCKING CHANGELINGS DROOLING ALL OVER MY COCK
>>2881238Thank you!
>>2881236She would have been purged before date one.>New Rhythm is Magic. This pleases me.
>>2881236In canon she has drones to do all of thatChrysalis is a strong black woman who dont need no man
it's late-night pone confessions time, boys and girls.
>>2881255>purged>chip is into enemaskinky
>>2881264I first got into ponies for the pornnow I rarely fap to pony
>>2881264no it isn't
>>2881264I am a newfag I joined in 2011 august.
>>2881265Not that kind of purged. Disgusting heretic.
>>2881264no, it isn't
New horse
>>2881246What the fuck am I doing on this website?I hear children giggling as a whinnying horse burns.
>>2881274Oh, so it's a way of saying "consensual sex in the missionary position"
>>2881264I get really mad about ships.
>>2881255Link?
>>2881275>>2881271did i just post the same thing twice somehow?
>>2881276Somebody, who has a tripcode should make a new thread so we can post more little highly colorful cartoon horses for our enjoyment.
>>2881271>>2881275fuck you, it's 3 AM. it's late enough.
>>2881280I also draw OCs and make up stupid justifications to myself about why it's not a bad thing to do
>>2881276>221 images
>>2881287We aren't even fucking close to image limit
>>2881284>.mov serieseugh
>>2881264There will never be a Parappa The Rappa style game where DJ Pon3 teaches a filly how to rap
>>2881290>223 images
>>2881284what am i looking at
>>2881279No. How do you even get that from purge? Now I think you're just trying to cheat me.
>>2881264I honestly would fuck a horse, if given the opportunity
>>2881301No stop
>>2881264I am honestly concerned that we make too many female OC's.The fact that Blackbird was a male was a shocking relief.
>>2881303discord using spike as a flamethrower
>>2881287That is a splendid idea, my fellow ponyfag.Acting with extreme caution can make the spirit of the Mito threads go away.>implying Mito posts on our board at the moment
>>2881295I actually thought that was what "Music is War" game was going to be like.
>>2881304You knowpurging of the lust that's for things that aren't emperor-sanctioned dickings
>>2881310Dies he believe in magic?In a young girls heart?
>>2881315But that's heresy!
>>2881324define __it
>>2881311We should be considered that the pony fan named Anonymous could use the opportunity to make a thread, only to delete it after our precious marker has been placed.
>>2881311who's mito?
>>2881324>First thought: "Is that Zinn-">yeah, yeah it isYeah I would.
>>2881324>zinnthosNow I have to fucking fap.
>>2881332Can't you people just lurk instead of asking stupid questions?
>>2881332Mito is a buzzword for threads made by Anonymous.
>>2881328It's only heiresy if you get caught.And so far as I know, you are the only Space marine here.If you don't count Kharne.
>>2881324I find her cute but I would only consider having sex after knowing her, as a person.
>>2881324I dunno... I guess....>Mfw my cpatcha was estoac heretics
>>2881264I don't mind most anthro but humanization still annoy the shit out of me
>>2881333>>2881338But it looks like total shit./b/read, plz go
>>2881339tell me who the person is, and i will pretend like i figured it out by lurking
>>2881324if she wanted to
>>2881324would you lick it?
>>2881359>boobswell yeah
>>2881343But I would have to like her first. Which I don't. It's fun to play around but I really have a great dislike for Chrysalis.
>>2881345This guy is my nigga.
>>2881339every time I see that stupid word I wish people would just answer their goddamn questions
>>2881359Yeah, that's a hot woman in a fluttershy suit
>>2881355He's a sad little man that deletes, or at least used to delete threads he made and didn't like.
>>2881359Do you have the youtube for that ?I need a laugh.
>>2881353It's not that bad but the the mixture of human and equine anatomy gives me a funny visual idea.She has hooves on her legs, while she walks upright like a human.That means she must walk by skipping like a retard.I would like to see an animated .gif based on that.
>>2881359Only if she wore that mask.
>>2881353That's the colorist's fault. Zinnthos did that Mrs. Cake one, where the dude is playing with her ass.
>>2881363Would you purge the lust of your favorite pony?
>>2881370thank you, anon
>>2881382I'm okay with this
>>2881382Eh. That's not a very pretty dress.
>>2881382>dat awesome art of dress>dat ponythe fuck happened
>>2881382Give that horse some popper clothing.
>>2881264I want everyone in MLPG to make a self--insert OC and post them because I'm confident that we can have fun with such faggotry without becoming overwhelming
>>2881264I actually feel jelly whenever mai waifu is shipped with someone else
>>2881382no
>>2881391>Bronies in charge of not making an eyesore OC.
>>2881394but I already have an OCI use her for writing practiceand father-daughter incest stories
>>2881403Oh, I remember youIs it meant to be a pone version of yourself?
>>2881403
>>2881397Aw, man, me fucking too.Feels autistic, man.
>>2881403I almost made an OC pony, but the hatred against those made me stop along with my fanfiction writing.
>>2881394But all I can do is make objects into OC's...
>>2881413Come to MLPG at the right times and we'll help youMLPG helped me develop my OC
>>2881413It shouldn't have. A well made OC is no different from a show personality.
>>2881394>self--insert OC>self-insertSeeThis is why you're a faggot
>>2881411Corwin?
>>2881407more like who I wish I wasbasically a woman with a steady job, no pressing social responsibilities, and a kink list three miles long
>>2881394My self-insert OC is a human.Not because I'm too cool for school, but because I really prefer to imagine myself as a human in Equestria.
>>2881413I understand.
>>2881427The point with trusting MLPG with it is that we can make them good as well, like >>2881426 saysI'll be interesting and >fun>>2881434>implying I don't do both
>>2881441>OC shipping with the mane castThere's something I can't stand.
>>2881428Wow, I show up and make my first post of the night and am immediately discovered. You and I both know there are other Pinkiefags.
>>2881421I don't consider my OC being too original. She would have been based on the nomadic Mongol tribes, she would been white while having a long brown mane in braids, not to mention having deep brown eyes. And of course a mongol hat, just for style's sake.>>2881426Oh, I might reconsider making her again.
>>2881445Self-inserts are, by definition, the exact opposite of what you are talking about.
>>2881452You're the only one around here that I can recognise as waifufagging as hard as I am
I have an OC for a fanfic story I have in my head. I don't dare write it because people would hate it instantly.
>>2881455That actually sounds pretty fucking cool.
why are there so many bronies in this thread?
>>2881447Would you get mad if I let nightguard tease Dash?
>tfw I kinda wanted to make an OC but never got around to it
>>2881460Come on, there are plenty of OCs people tolerate and even like. It's hard to make them likeable but you should take that as a challenge. And so fucking what if people hate it? Then you'll know what doesn't work.
>>2881459I don't know if I should feel flattered or disturbed by that.
>>2881457See, that's the challengeMake a OC pony with your personalityMess around with it to have it be at ;east recognisableAnd then come up with something interesting by the endI know it's possible>>2881455Personality? Things he/she does? Etc.
>>2881471The only OCs that are tolerable are by artists, not authors. I can think of literally 3 that are acceptable by any standards.
>>2881471>like and tolerate
>>2881464>/mlp/
Sorry for going meta, but at around what time did /co/ started, or at least caused them to be hating on tumblr?
So what's going on around here?
>>2881471Nah. I already know it should stay in my head. I personally think that his personality, backstory, and motives are interesting but it also has one glaring thing that would make everyone here insta-hate it.
>>2881483As a general rule 4chan hates everything on the Internet that's not 4chan. This tends to be true for most well-established online communities.
>>2881495massive faggotry
>>2881496Tell us. We can fix it.Do it.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OWN A ROOSTER THAT STARTS CROWING AT 3 IN THE MORNINGWHAT THE FUCK
>>2881499But that's always going around here
I don't get autistically mad at the idea of OCs or even self-inserts. HOWEVER there are few that I like because MOST of them are just the creator's idealized version of their self. It's who they want to be. A funny character is a funny character, but it's just not enjoyable if it's nothing but masturbation. Metaphorically speaking.
>>2881463Thank you.>>2881476She would be living on the steppes, sleeping in a yurt and herding animals as a job. She has a rather crude personality thanks to the fact that she lives far away from civilization, but she is too aggressive.
>>2881478Really?
>>2881464What's your definition of a brony?>no fun allowed
>>2881513Tabasco isn't one of them.
>>2881496Okay.
>>2881502But you can't fix it. My OC villains will stay in my head where they belong.
>>2881509You know I just wished they'd stop giving them cancer inducing color schemes and retarded back stories or making them Mary sues
>>2881512Is she stocky and hardy or lean and subsiding?
>>2881509The main problem is that most of the time they have no real flaws or weaknesses, the ones that display being complete bullshit not very interesting. Characters are interesting because of their flaws, as long as you remember to make your character well balanced and, it's their flaws that will ultimately endear them to people.>>2881512I like it
>>2881516same as everyone in MLPGanyone i don't like
>>2881523>teleporting a volcano inside of him when saving ponyville and instead of dying he becomes an alicornAhahahClassic
>>2881426>A well made OC There is no such thing, all the OCs is quite horrible> inb posting OC of some well-known drawfagGet dunked faggot it changes nothing.And your OC is shit tier as well, you are way too high opinion on yourself.
>>2881534Hahahaha
>>2881530I actually carry that over into everyday life.My neighbors that let their dogs bark in the middle of the night? Fucking bronies. Fast food workers that fuck up my order? Brony cocksuckers. People who speak to loudly over the fucking telephone? LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR VOICE, BRONIES!
>>2881534Don't forget the ghost of his father that only he can see and he gives him advice.Oh Ember Storm you can be so silly
>>2881529>>2881509Incidentally, the reason my sort of self-insert pone OC has stayed in my head for so long rather than being thrown out the window like most of the shitty ideas I get is because while he's certainly quite idealized, I tend to think of him as being still quite down-to-earth by including flaws that are actually flaws.
>>2881539Show characters are OC's of the writers of the show.
>>2881517So she is an intolerable OC?Something we should just burn, and kick away the ashes.
>>2881552sentenal_we_can_do_more.png
>>2881552The mane cast are basically Lauren's OCs
>>2881552I was just about to say this.
>>2881544Also, people who type "to" instead of "too". I guess I'm the biggest brony of all.
>>2881559>>2881560> group autismMLPG at its best
>>2881529I agree with the flaws thing. My OC villain has quite a few flaws both personality wise and physically.
>>2881522You know you want to try.go on
>>2881544Hitler? TIME TRAVELLING BRONIES
>>2881569>Using autism as an actual argument
>>2881557Maybe for him, but everyone's got their own opinions.There's shit you guys do that I dislike, but I usually ignore it. There's stuff you guys have done since ages ago on /co/ that annoys me, but I'm just one person and I know that most of you guys don't mind it.We are all individuals, not a collective.
>>2881528She would be a bit cliché I guess, she is loud, rude and a bit violent but caring for her friends. She can deal with preassure, thanks to some alcohol and being loud.
>>2881547>>2881534To this day I still have no idea if Ember Storm is a joke or not
>>2881559>>2881560Which is why I think blatant fiery hatred of OC's, like >>2881539 , is pretty funny.I don't see why a non-intrusive character with a decent personality and non-eye-raping color scheme is an act of heresy.
>>2881585Oh he's real. He's fucking realI'm pretty sure he's still in Ponychan's RP board
>>2881581>Five star post.
>>2881581>>>/hm/
>>2881574Aw, man... I know there are Nazi furries...Are there Nazi bronies? I am almost certain there are, even though it would SORT OF contradict "love & tolerance".
>>2881559...basically? Each character is a personality she put into a doll when she was a kid.Somewhere out there is some kid making totally cool OCs. They're flawed, they're complex, they have interesting origins, and struggle to overcome their weaknesses. It's unfortunate that, like all things, this kid has been muted by all the psychotics screaming about their red and black celestia's brother with bat wings. Oh well. One day that kid might get a job making a tv show!
>>2881598I love that redirect.
>>2881600Most of them are cumminist.
>>2881602>>2881559you are both wrong and therefore broniesthey're re-designs of existing characters from previous iterations
>>2881459I get a little jelly when Twilight is shipped with others too. especially Rainbow Dash.but I like seeing her happy, so it doesn't bother me so much
>>2881588Maybe he's just some kind of warped version of bugsanon.
> OC discussion> actual acceptance of OC> ponychan level is ~90%HELLOOOO SUMMER!!!I love summer.
>>2881614Yeah just like molestia
>>2881619The Writefag version of bugsanon?Hey! Faggot! Start making your posts with Daffy!
>>2881616Hello TAW>>2881614With her OC personalities inserted, boy. G1 had very little personality.
>>2881621>Forgetting about the gorillion fucking OCs MLPG has pumped out
>>2881614FalseLauren disliked the show as a kid.She gave the toys a personality she invented from scratch.She even said that herself.She was one of the first bronies. She probably didn't even watch the show
you know what? I'm feeling super autistic tonightso I took my autism and combined it with my shitty artistic talent and drew my OCI'm sorry, MLPG. At least you won't know who I am in the morning.
>>2881621Oh Good. Daytime MLPG is starting to wake up.
>>2881621>LOLOLOL HAAATE EVERYTHING>FUCK YEAH MLPG SO MUCH COOLER THAN /mlp/
>>2881622i'd say molestia is just a fanon name for heri mean really, there is substantial evidence that she's a canon rapistif you know where to look who brought actual show discussion into this thread?!
> that feel when you can prevent the summer faggoty from happeningwhere do I go then ;_;
>>2881614>they're re-designs of existing characters from previous iterationsthey're re-designs of the toys she had and created stories with from two decades earlier. would you like to guess why fire fly is her deviant art account? it's not because hasbro made her redesign some g1 ponies you doofus
>>2881637What's her name?Personality?
>>2881637At first I thought that was a bong and that she's a stoner, but then I read the filename.Burning the midnight oil. So, she's an insomniac pony?I'd stay up all night with her.
>>2881637
>>2881644>>2881644>>2881644>>2881644^ this faggotgo back to tumblr/EQD bronystop shitting our threads it is hiatus already and we are drowning in your piss
>>2881637It's nice.
>>2881651I thought that too. She should be Nighttime MLPG. Now all we need is a pony whose smashing everything around them and is always angry to be Daytime MLPG.
Marker?
>>2881644>Show discussion>Celestia is a rapistWell, if nothing else, I'm intrigued.I want to hear your theories.
>>2881645> can'tfuck
>>2881590http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/Ember_StormOh god this hurts so much
>>2881661
Why OCs must be mary sues?I mean a character who can do anything and has no real weakness isn't fun to write nor to read.
>>2881645You go fuck yourself
>>2881630>>2881634>>2881647>say something>get instantly attackedoh, you guys are still here?i'll just return to my exile thenenjoy the summer, everyone!
>>2881648midnight oilhates sleep, works at a coffee shopshe's afraid of dying and dying feels too much like sleepshe's >>2881403
>>2881671>Say something blatantly fucking wrong while calling everyone bronies>A BLOO BLOO BLOO DON'T ATTACK ME SILLY BOYS :( T_TFuck off, please
>>2881669My OC isn't a Mary Sue. Even if he is, what I call, a horned-pegasus.
>>2881669Characters like Superman or Brock Sampson are fun, though.
>>2881674Oh man, I'm interested. She looks like she could be developed further.Cut out that incest shit though because that's full grimderp territory
>>2881671>say something wrong>people say you're wrong>RUN AWAY
>>2881681SLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
>>2881681GET OUT OF THE WAY! IF THIS MARKER GOES OVER 1 MPH IT'S GOING TO EXPLODE!
>>2881686NO.
>>2881671>people in favor of OCs complaining about summer>people opposed to OCs complaining about summer>people who don't even care complain about summer anywayENJOY YOUR FUCKING SUMMER
>>2881654Dammit Amnesia why you so god damned scary
>>2881674>Incest.No sir, I don't like it.
>>2881698I'm complaining about summer because fucking christ it's too hot I'm sweating just by typing this
>>2881687Because they're meant to carry a story, and even then they have their own flaws.OCs with no real tale to tell had better be down to earth.>>2881669Because self-insert fantasies
>>2881696And that's why it stays in my head. People don't even give it a chance.
>>2881698>ENJOY YOUR FUCKING SUMMER>FUCKING SUMMERI'M TAKING OFF MY PANTS. LET'S DO THIS
>>2881686I'd say it is. Then again, it's your character and everything.
>>2881710plsgo
>>2881666>he likes Twilight>ships OC with TwilightI will cut him downBut my OC isn't trained for combat ;_;
>>2881687Even Superman has conflicts that he can't solve.Just look at the conflict between his morals and the world.Superman is pretty much the conflict between idealism and reality.
>>2881717no u
>>2881686Why would you say that? And is being a 'horned' pegasus justifiable with the rest of his character?
>>2881720>tries to feed 3rd world countries>erryone gets mad
>>2881666>Probably why Ember has mentioned wanting to squeeze her hooves to see what they feel like. Seriously, he does. One time he even called her sexyOh god it's like i'm back in 2011
>>2881688I don't want to develop her furthershe is a self-insert and I'd hate to fix her problems before I dealt with my own, if that makes any senseoriginally, I tried to, but she's since basically become sexual wish fulfillment personified
>>2881686My character would be an earth pony.
My OC is a human named Alabaster Brassballs.He will be played by Nicolas Cage.Here's a short description.
>>2881729He tried to make the whole world better, in Superman The red son.But putting the world in a bottle isn't a good way to go.
>>2881731Fixing her problems would be a great way to think about how you'd deal with your ownit worked for me
>>2881735What a badassI'd suck his dick
>>2881727Yes. One of the flaws he has is that since he wasn't born that way he can't use even the most basic magics. Basically he's only that way because the story calls for it since he's "villain" of the story.
>>2881729Who made those comics again?I saw them on /co/ and the art style was really fucking cool and I really want to read them again
>>2881720>>2881706That was a test. Only true /co/mmunists understand Superman.
>>2881732That's cool. What would their personality be like?
>>2881744In that case, it may be justifiable by the story, but it had better not glorify him.
>>2881751see:>>2881455
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>>2881743He wouldn't let you. He's saving himself for Pinkie.
>>2881750>>2881748Can you help me?
>>2881752I don't think it glorifies them. He's manipulative, narcissistic, and an opportunist. While he stands his ground against the main six as soon as Celestia shows up he instantly "Nopes" and flees waiting for a better time to try and achieve his goals.
>>2881755But the white one is canon straight
There's no specific rule for deciding if an OC is bad. But there are ways to easily tell what the chances are that it's bad.Even if it doesn't match any of the "bad OC" stereotypes it's probably still horribly written just because it's made by a person who's not a professional writer.
>>2881742I don't want to get lost in my own little world thoughI don't trust myself enough to not lapse into weeks spent pretending to be the little mareI'm just trying to get a job with decent enough health insurance to see a doctor or a psychiatrist with my own money so that my mother doesn't know
>>2881773Allegedly
>>2881773Bluish gray anonRarity is bluish gray
>>2881766I'm afraid I've never read that one.
I want to make a good OC
>>2881773>fanfiction
>>2881773bisexuality exists
>>2881773Bisexual
>>2881781What about the batman one, where he tries to help a kid who lost his parents?
How do you write a story without weaknesses and conflicts?I mean not even the An ancient evil has awakened isn't working unless you have good characters and a good world.
>>2881785I want to be a good writerthen I could make a good OC and do other stuff
>>2881630Close, but I'm not TAW. I only write >feels.
>>2881766Superman:Red Son by Mark Millar
>>2881793the entire point of telling a story is putting characters against their weaknesses and into conflicts, then having them learn and grow from them.
>>2881787>>2881791>but she might be biAnd Celestia might be Hitler.Till now we only seen her being straight. Dream stallion, hitting on Fancy.
>>2881802Oh, I didn't realize that's what he was talking about. That's probably my favorite Superman book.
bronies, can you plz __go__ and stay go
I really should give my OC idea a shot one day, see what you guys think.
>>2881811You first.
>>2881806Yes!To be honest flaws write the story and the character.
>>2881802>>2881810Nnoooooooo it was the one with the sick kidsargh this is so frustrating
>>2881808Anon shippers are immune to logic.Give up, it's just a waste of timeRarijackfags are reaching Twidashfags levels tough
>>2881808What about Applejack? Is she a lesbian?
>>2881785> oc> goodnigga please, ask ponychan
>>2881821I don't give a fuck about shipping, and really don't ever post about it, but Flutterdash makes the most sense to me.
>>2881821They will never reach Fluttermac tier of level.
>>2881812my suggestion is developing a good character before designing her looks.thanks to ponies, you can pretty easily base their looks around their personality
>>2881827>Implying Ponychan can make a good OC.Nigger, you just picked a full bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
>>2881812After tonight I'm kind of considering it too. I even have some MLP-style jokes to keep it lighthearted and out of grimderp territory and I even have a moral for it like at the end of the episodes.
>>2881832But that's only Deaf
>>2881816so cool and edgy XDXDXD \)you told him, brony, brohoof!
>>2881821Nigger whatRarijack was around LONG before TwiDash autismAnd I'm not arguing for a ship, just trying to inject some sense into a discussion
>>2881821if it's cute enough, I don't get my panties in a bunch over "BUT SHE'S STRAIGHT!"
>>2881836thats_the_joke.png
>>2881840Fun's over, morning MLPG is here.
>>2881834I haven't even thought of looks, past her being an earth pone.
>>2881840Are people still doing this?It's the equivalent of repeating what someone said to you in a stupid voice.
>>2881840>Oh no someone called me out>better act stupid and hope to bring them down with meCan you grow up? You're no better than the bronies you despise so greatly.
it's okay to not like shippingbut that doesn't mean that everyone who likes it automatically has autism
>>2881840>le ironic shitpost face
>>2881842I was talking about how annoying you guys can be not who came first
derpy is very seductive pony
>>2881847
B-but I think Rarijack is cute... I like how Rarity treats Applejack as her husbando.
>>2881856>you guysBut that's wrong
>>2881858I would that pone. I would that pone so hard.
>>2881853>it's okay to not like ______>but that doesn't mean that everyone who likes it automatically has autismGIVE UP. HUMANITY WILL NEVER ACCEPT THIS.
>>2881862She treats everyone like that
>>2881855>leI used to think about Pepe-le-pew back then when I heard that word.
>>2881849>earth ponywell, you seem to be on the right track. remember that as >>2881818 said, flaws really write the character
>>2881868Maybe one day anon one day
>>2881858FINALLY! SOMEONE SANE!
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>>2881820SUPERMAN PEACE ON EARTHYES I FOUND ITYES
