My Little Pony GeneralLast Thread: >>2851404New horse for when we're done being ded
>>2854244Not yet son.
we ded
7 minutes past dead
If the downtime is longer than a few minutes resume at www.pon chan.net/chan/oat/
>Update: We aren't adding or removing any boards. Stop believing stupid shit/fake chatlogs that you see on 4chan. Christ.What did I say? You guys overreact to the silliest things.
>Update: We aren't adding or removing any boards. Stop believing stupid shit/fake chatlogs that you see on 4chan. Christ.
>>2854244ded soon fellow ponyfucker
>Dat updateHe is so removing us.
>>2854293Shut the fuck up autistic faggot
Since we're still alive and all, I'm gonna go get drunk before it dies
>Update: We aren't adding or removing any boards. Stop believing stupid shit/fake chatlogs that you see on 4chan. Christ.I guess that's what's delaying the dead.
>>2854274>that feel bro
I would a tsundere Trixie
>red text updateSEEMS LEGIT
>Moot removers every board bu /hm/
why is this fucking place still up
How about one last salute to butts guys?
Moot in change of "approximately"
>>2854299Hey, as long as he doesn't straight up ban us and we can go back to /co/, I'm ok with it
>>2854320Sethisto pls go.
>>2854293>Sentenal in charge of having funLighten up a little, brah
how much melatonin should i take
Let's go!
DO IT ALREADY MOOTWHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR
>>2854354quiet, you. he's not the only one who's allowed to like Trixie.seriously, fuck that guy.
>>2854350Ponies go into >>>/toy/
all i want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
>>2854363A BUNCH
Best horses.
KILL US MOOT, PLEASE KILL US NOW, I'M SUFFERING
>>2854341
>>2854371He's one of the only ones with shitty enough taste to like TrixieHim and Nanaki
>>2854383
>>2854371Trixie is a nice, cute pony>>2854386which is the most dangerous Pinkie in that pic?
>>2854378getting strong today, a giant step each day
>>2854383No shit
>>2854378Love is a figment of a hopeful, delusional mind.
>>2854390aw yeah
>>2854362I hate fun.
The maintenance is fine but check these dubs
pony
>>2854411
>tfw it's been 13 days since 4chan was supposed to die
>>2854362
I would hug Trixie.
>>2854431
Why aren't we ded?
>>2854331It's hexed!
>>2854401you're alright, bubbles guy
6 get
>>2854438>hugodd way to say you would like to stick your hard as rock cock in her ass
>>2854443
>tfw I'll be a good drawfag one day
STILL ALIVE
>>2854452
>>2854443WHY AREN'T YOU DEAD
WHY CAN'T WE JUST DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2854458You suck dick.
>>2854466AreAre ponies some kind of black magic?
>>2854484That statement is cool but check this 0
>>2854443Moot wants us to suffer.Hopefully the scare of annihilation will bring us back closer together, by making us realize what is truly important, and not get worked up over trivial things.
Oh god, I can't take it anymore! JUST LET ME DIE! PLEASE!
>pepsi
Please.Please let it end.
>>2854483
>>2854473
blunder of the centuary
>>2854416
The suspense is killing me.I just want to watch it go down.
THIS IS PAINFUL
>MLPG having an existential crisis
>>2854508Lyra whos your favorite pony?
Anyone up for an apocalypse quickie?
this thread is now haunted
>>2854488maybe
>moot in charge of planned downtime
>>2854499
>>2854521Fuck off AB
>>2854474Why am I not dead, you ask?BECAUSE MY PAAAAARENTS ARE DEAAAAAD.
>>2854524
>>2854465Not really.I would let her dominate me, gently.
>>2854508
I made like 20 posts in this thread
>>2854543With her rock hard futa cock?
>>2854533Still not AB, no matter how many times you say it.
I wish moot would put 4chan down and get it over with. It's the waiting I can't stand.
>>28545242spooky
False alarm, guys. Let's just have a normal thread.
With my last breath I say:PINKIE PIE IS BEST PONY, FUCK YOU ALL FAGGOTS
You wa shock.
>>2854484>You suck dickYou say that as though that's a bad thing.Image related, it's about time we kill the thread with discussions of pony bris or some such, right?
>>2854519Isn't it obvious?
>>2854530
>>2854565ARE YOU SWETTIE BELL?DON'T LIE TO ME ANON
>>2854552
>>2854561Yes.And her dominance would slowly turn into a feminine love.
>>2854574>friendzone
>>2854582>filename
we are about to go down you know what that means post farty ponies
>>2854586I am Scootaloo, obviously.
I like moot
SHUT UP FACELESS
hey what's the this all about?>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 9:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.
>>2854597why does pony scrunch
>>2854587That poor pony must live in constant terror
>>2854611PANIC pony is most fun pony
>>2854611I don't think moot knows how timezones work
Would you receive a lap dance from Trixie?
>>2854618Because fuk u
>>2854583If Rarity is a slut for Pepsi, what is Lyra a slut for?
>>2854618why dont you scrunch?
>>2854587That horrified scrunch
>>2854627Where is my Dash fic?
>>2854627Xboxs
>>2854603go play with your boyfriend, Scootaloo.
>>2854622Yes.
Spread the word during downtime we post at http://www.pon chan.net/chan/oat/
>>2854618that is a question that top pony scientists have been asking for a centuries
>>2854618Because scrunch is part of this balanced breakfast
>>2854622only if she has a rock hard futa cock
>>2854627Hands, obviously.
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/1229unf
>>2854647
We zombie now?
NEARLY 30 MINUTES
>>2854635UhWellYou know how small animals sometimes get stuck in storm drains and drown?Well ...
>>2854626>>2854629>>2854649>>2854652So you're there in Equestria and your PFF asks you why you never scrunch. What do you do?
>>2854583http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAGBa9MZu0o
What's this I'm hearing about /mlp/ being removed or something? Just got in, ctrl+f'd the thread for relevant posts but didn't find anything.
>>2854666Scrunch harder than ever
>>2854665I dont want excuses.
Hard work vs natural talent.
>>2854674
how do ponies stand like thisalso scrunch face
>>2854666shut up satan that would never happen
>>2854666Tell her that on earth scrunching is a very dirty gesture and I never brought it up because I didn't want to be impolite.Then whenever she involuntarily scrunches she'll get really embarrassed and it'll be extra cute.
>>2854666disappoint my pff
>>2854677Chill. 4chan's just going down for 'scheduled' maintenance. There's speculation that /mlp/ will be gone when we get back, but it's unfounded.
>>2854677It's a silly rumor, everyone is just having >fun with it.
>>2854677Moot said that he has had it with our furfaggotry Anyone who ever posted here will be banned. Posting about horses or pastel colors will be a bannable offense.
>>2854692WellI have noneHowever this is my current power levelCan you IMAGINE Twilight getting excited about AOL when it first came out, Goddamn.
>>2854701Same way you stand on your heelsIt's called "balancing"
>>2854695Both.
>>2854677>Believing things like that when there's giant red text at the top that tells you it's wrong
>>2854684But pony looks stupid when scrunched.
Rarity is a slut
>>2854658Viral
>>2854705That actually does sound pretty cute...
>>2854729try it. I want to see you fall over
>>2854701With their incredibly powerful buttocks. Big muscles buried beneath a thick cushiony layer of fat.
Fuck, Old Bay make everything delicious, I had you all wrong East Coast.
Where is the submarine's >rape board?
>>2854740You look stupid Jr.
>>2854742Then why is Dash the one who's pregnant?
>>2854740
>>2854747You want to see me stand on my heels?It's not too hard...do you have less feet than most people or something?
We scrunch now?
>>2854742
>>2854714>>2854711Ah, thanks. Pity.
>>2854774No, I meant lean over like they do.
>>2854766because we didn't use a cuddle-condom...
>>2854764Shut up.You don't know me.
>>2854766But Dash is infertile
>>2854695If you can't play like Jimmy Hendrix when you pick up a guitar then you are fucked.Talent is everything.Don't let talented people troll you by making you believe that you can get better.
>>2854733Nazi/Military Mistress Rarity domming>>2854695Talented music ponyA la Black Swan... I have to take care of a few things.
>>2854766because rarity is on the pill, of course
Posting the fanciest pony scrunch
>>2854793I'd like to know you ____sexually
>>2854789But my anatomy is different. It wouldn't work the same way.
>>2854781We always scrunch
>>2854699
>>2854611>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 10:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.>mfw moot doesn't know time zones.
http://archive.foolz.us/vg/thread/8426356/#8426690lel
>>2854808Come and get me. I'm located at 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
>>2854802You and I both know her primary mode of contraception is orgasm denial.It is dead easy to make dumb canon/headcanon/fanon.
>>2854791It'd have to be a full body deal to work, wouldn't it? Like a catsuit or something. Oh shit that's where Pinkie and Twilight got their sneaking suits.
>>2854798still funny epic 4chan mlpg meme
>>2854766because Dash and Twilight are ready to take their relationship to the next level.
oh god all the poneis are srucnchingwhat do they want? What is happening?
>>2854766Because she actually settled down and got married
Looks like MLPG is still around.
>>2854849THE INSANITY TO END
>>2854835>42 Wallaby Way, SydneyNemo pls
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BiIgvXzSuA
>>2854855Hello fag, you still writing?
>>2854849Be cuter>>2854855Hey, you're alive!
>>2854852>not twidashBrony pls go
BANG
>>2854855Yeah, it's even more persistent than the fluffy pony threads.
>>2854849
>>2854695I would say hard work works.I made lots of "progress".Of course I am still astronomically far from looking cute, lovely and alive.
Over 200 fucking posts. fuck this.
and i think it's kind of funnyand i think it's kind of sadthe threads in which we're dying are the best we've ever had
>>2854852
FUCK YOU MOOT
>>2854876B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BANGARANG
>>2854896plz go
Moot pushed back the time to 10
>>2854896Which pony likes Tears for Fears the most?
>>2854896I expect it too happen, there is no more time left for shit posts when the seemingly end is nearly upon us
>>2854902pls do it Pinkie.
>>2854913ARLIGHT NOW EVERYONE STOP POSTING RIGHT NOW
>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 10:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.GG moot.
>>2854903BANG BANG CHITTY-CHITTY BANG BANGCHITTY-CHITTY BANG BANGWE LOVE YOU
would you tease a police pony who's trying to act professional?
>>2854897
Approximately is the keyword dumbasses
>>2854882You can see your lack of talent. You are on the way of realizing your fail.
>>2854924god fucking damn it
>>2854932Would you tease a fucking cop?
>>2854938
>>2854938That is the worst ship I have ever seen.
Just a wip of an idea I had...
>>2854915Well, the way I see it, everypony wants to rule the world.
>>2854949You wouldn't tease a car
>>2854918WAG? Not SWISH?WAG?!HOW DARE YOU!Oh god I never knew I'd need a Married with Children reference.
HEY MOOT, IF I SAY YOUR NAME WOULD YOU COME HERE?MOOT, MOOT, MOOT
>>2854949if I was her partner?yes.
>>2854954>Mlp: snap
>>2854945still funny epic 4chan mlpg meme
>>2854695You cant find examples of "natural talent", only of hard work. think about it, the concept is only something you have heard about, not something you've actually observed.
>>2854960...I am turned on.
>>2854932Now, when you say tease.....
>>2854951>>2854953EVERY ship is the worst ship you've ever seen.
>>2854949>>2854932Maybe
>>2854968Mozart.
>>2854871No, writing is lame as are you.>>2854872Yes I am. Been busy wiyh life.>>2854878Fluffy ponies are still a thing?
I had XP and my media library arranged albums by year, everything was great. Now this vista arranges albums in the library alphabetically and I can't figure out how to change it! What do I do, this is pissing me off
What the hell, isn't 4chan supposed to be down?We going to the submarine when it does?
>>2854974nonsexual teasing.
>>2854989Not here.
FUCK YOUR SHIT GUYS, I'M GOING TO FIMCHAN SO I CAN BE ALONE
>>2854991downtime rescheduled
>>2854991moot pushed it back an hour. So roughly 24 minutes to go.
>>2854973> turned on by WagsThat's totally understandable but you realize that was very very early furry trolling, right?
>>2854990install a reasonable linux distro like ubuntu or openSUSE
>>2854991Moot changed the time.TWENTY-THREE MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIE
>>2854991No. We're taking a break.
>>2854989oh shit generalivan's herei missed when you weren't a cunt and back in hsg
>>2854979am i a bad person for thinking these little fillies are cute?
>>2854992No that's mean.Police pony works hard everyday to keep society safe. You shouldnt tease police pony, shes just doing her job
>>2855002I don't care.
>>2854989>Fluffy ponies are still a thing?Oh you have no idea.They fell out of this thread and into the new posters on /mlp/. Then it completely spiraled out of control. If you want to see how bad things are, http://www.fluffybooru.com/
>>2855009>filly dash and soarinYes you are bad.
>268/130>tfw we kill this horse before 4chan goes down
>>2855009...that...actually is kind of cute...
>>2855009Yes.Yes you should.You see those eyes? Those are the eyes of a shell-shocked impregnated lesbian trapped in a heteronormative marriage by cultural norms, raising "them up with him-daddy done right, y'all".
>>2854695I would live with that pony.Help her working on her dreams.Then she could help me working on my art.
>>2855004where do I start? I am not native to computer
>>2855009No, fellow Anon, no.
>SoarindashMy one weakness!
>>2855009Shit the rainbow hairstyle on the rightmost kid is adorable. I would cuddle all of those ponies ___sexuallyespecially soarin'
>>2855022I thought I was the only one
>>2855009I'd fuck those fillies
>>2855011it's all in good funshe's always in work-mode 24/7, she needs to learn to let her hair down a little sometimes
Has there been a Pitchfork Media pony made yet?What about MF DOOM?
>>2855015
>>2855009
>>2855009I think they are cute
Twenty minutes until dead time. What will you be doing while the site is down?
>>2855054streaming?
>>2855015Truth be told Ginger_Fig is pretty great at what they write.A while ago they did a bit where their own pet pony wanted so desperately for others to live in the house, he let them. Long story short he acted like a brat the whole time, owner pares down the flock indoors (giving them to other homes, etc) and two are left."ONLY ROOM FOR ONE PONY," it screams.Of course there's room for only one, the good pony that came with the rest of the strays. The former pet gets thrown out on the lawn and blasted with the hose. That's what you do with bad strays, man.
>>2855042No you're bein disrespectful shes jsut trying to earn a libing ehoing hte comunity. You need to let ponice pony do her job
>>2855054Sleep.
>>2855054Watching Motorcity.
>>2855064>No you're bein disrespectful shes jsut trying to earn a libing ehoing hte comunity...you wouldn't happen to have been drinking, would you?
>>2855050lel what is this from
Would you let police pony stop and frisk you?What would she find on your person?She'd find me guilty of being drunk, and maybe having a weapon.
>>2855054Drawing
>>2855063pls go
>>2855063...You read their stuff?
>>2855078is that police pony throwing a book?
>>2855078Your dick doesn't count as a weapon. It's hardly even big enough to count.
>>2855083What will you draw?
>>2855084>>2855087Most of it's shit, not all of it's shit.
>>2855054I might work on Squeak's project, or draw something besides pony.
>>2855078She can grab my baton anyday.Though then I'd get arrested probably for drug violations. What are the drug laws in Equestria anyway?
>>2855091>not throwing your books
>>2855078absolutely nothing>she keeps looking anyways because she loves running her hooves along your body
>>2855099Forgot my pic.
So are these threads full of faggots who call themselves "Bronies" or are the faggotry levels still the lowest here compared to everything outside this thread?
>>2855114That's adorable.
>>2855114god damn man, have you never heard of inking?
>>2855118
>>2855114HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!>>2855120Business as usual faggot.
>>2855120The latterIt's gotten a lot worse here though.
>>2855120The MLP Generals still have the lowest levels of faggotry compared to everywhere else on /mlp/.
>>2855120still the lowest
>>2855118>Hetero
>>2855133This makes me cry.
>>2855075Shhhhh, this isnt about meIt's about the ponies and how endless ly adorible they are
>>2855120Nah, we just think we're the lowest
>>2855054CANT WE JUST GO TO THE SUBMARINE?
>>2855120Less brony bullshit, lots of affection for stupid couplings thoughTake your pick on what to call us
What will make whiny art anon stop?
>>2855004Distro is distribution right? I think I'm looking at the right thing
>>2855127>you will never snuggle up with Rainbow Dash on a cold, snowy evening
>>2855094Random stuff. Hopefully I'll get an idea or two. You got any request?
>>2855124I have, in fact. I just didn't do it this time, for no other reason than because I knew it'd make you mad.No, I'm kidding.
>>2855120Hey you, say something funny.
>>2855124sucker
>>2855077http://ax-brutaloo.tumblr.com/
>>2855120Lowest levels of faggotry, but don't bring up Death Grips, Radiohead, Animal Collective, My Bloody Valentine, or Neutral Milk Hotel because /mu/tants seem to like this place.
>>2855151Applebloom riding a cart that is being pulled by Applejack
pony vore stories please
>>2855141Well, they are pretty adorableWould you make police pone smile, then?
>>2855054draw, just like batman and gummy pinkie have been telling me to do
>>2855151
Tell my waifu I love her
>>2855165one day applejack ate an applethe end
>>2855127woops, I posted lesbians
>>2855174Whos your waifu?
>tfw you don't stay drunk for long so you have to drink the whole nightThis wouldn't be a problem if I didn't only have Bushmills. Fucking Proddies and their shit whiskey.
>>2855141Hey, can I get your input on something?I wanted to speak to you about this in private, but might as well get it over with. Can I have a brief description from you on what Rusty quest is about? I want it for this:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/QuestArchive.html
>>2855157something funny>>2855163No Starfucker on that list?
>>2855165Oh, I have just the thing.She's gonna overpower you easily and pin you down.You both hear and feel her stomach growl hungrily awaiting its imminent meal.She'll lick her lips as she bears down on you, edging closer and closer whilst breathing heavily.Her hot humid breath causes you to wince as she opens her mouth up wide enough to begin devouring you whole and alive.Everything goes dark as she closes her mouth around your head and shoulders.
>>2855165one day Fluttershy was feeling peckish and she ate a whole carrotthen she gave a little burp
>>2855099Have fun drawing whatever you decide to draw, I like your work.
>>2855186It would have been smart of you to put up a fight before she'd actually gotten her mouth around you. Then again, you're not always quick on the uptake. It was only a matter of time before she decided she was done with the apples and other lame gifts you were feeding her and desired something more complex in flavor. So now you find yourself already shoulder deep in the mouth of this hungry blue pony and she's not showing any sign of slowing down.You start trying to escape by moving your arms and pushing away but Dash puts a stop to that by pinning your arms to your sides. You're surprised at how strong she is until you remember that she's the fastest flyer in Equestria. She rolls over onto her back and lifts you up several inches off the ground, resting you against her chest and belly.You kick your legs but all they do is bounce off her well-muscled stomach.
>>2855165Be patient anonI'll satisfy your appetite for vore stories after the down time
>all this heteroah yeah that's the good stuff
>>2855185/mu/ likes Starfucker but it's not going to make them flip their shit like some other bands will.
>>2855177ACCEPTABLE.
>>2855197>Posting worst ship
Whining art anon you are already better than the anons who can't draw and Ross.Keep up the drawing.
>MAINTENANCE>take a break from questing for food>still upI swear.
>>2855173What's the difference? Why would you post the same picture? What kind of brain damage do you have?
>>2855192She swallows, and your head is pulled in by her esophageal muscles; the rest of your body is dragged further down as well.You only now realize how scared you are. You begin to panic as you kick and struggle against her firm hold. It's entirely useless; you're so weak.Rainbow barely even feels your attack. All she does is giggle softly and grunt as she lifts you up into the air to let gravity take care of the hard work. She gulps once more and you feel yourself gently sliding further down her throat as the sounds of her awaiting stomach (your future prison) grow louder and louder.The tightness of her esophagus and the limited amount of air are making it difficult for you to breath. Your panicking has caused you to begin hyperventilating, which doesn't help the lack-of-air situation. Your face is pressed against a soft puckered surface. Rainbow swallows again and the surface opens up to reveal your final destination.
10 MINUTES
>>2855207umad?
>>2855213I'm really mad, why would you do that?
>>2855180Man find himself in Equestria with no memory. Shit takes forever to happen. Also there's monsters sometimes. >>2855171I'd make her smileon the face
>>2855211All that is left of you in the outside world are your legs, which have been swallowed up to your knees. You're still struggling, but with your knees already in her mouth, you can't really kick very hard at all. Rainbow Dash grabs your ankles and forcefully pushes your legs downward, gulping powerfully several times.With one last noisy *GULP* she closes her mouth, and the rest of you makes its way down her esophagus and into her tightly cramped gut. Rainbow Dash's stomach lets out a deafening roar as you land within it with a *PLOP*. You're forced to curl into a tight ball by the strong stomach walls.Everything is dark, but you feel those slimy walls of your fleshy prison undulating around you. You hear nothing but the cacophony of the glorping and sloshing of Dash's digestive system as it accommodates its large meal. In the background, you can hear her heart beating. You are entirely inside her body.You squirm inside her, and while you do manage to stretch your confines, you are unable to break out. You must look like such a pathetic bulge from the outside.Rainbow Dash leans back against the tree, feeling accomplished at having devoured another living being roughly her size. Her enormous, distended belly groans in protest to the large bulk it's been forced to accept, and she rubs it gently to settle it down. This seems to do the trick, and she stretches her front legs before getting comfortable and closing her eyes to take a nice after-dinner nap.She hiccups and proudly unleashes a mighty belch. That belch contained the last of your air, and your death follows shortly after. She won't even remember your name.
This thread is disgusting.
>>2855200compromise?
>>2855205Moot pushed our demise back one hour
>>2855162That guy made a shitton of Doom references in a single panel. I am an absolute fucking connoisseur of 1990s shooters and had immediate respect for this guy after this panel.
>>2855221>on the face...as opposed to...?
>>2855205Moot likes to troll.
>>2855225and that pony is adorable
>>2855221OK, I'll take that as "Ask me again when I'm sober."
>>2855226ALSO ACCEPTABLE.I like a lot of ships.
>>2855203Shipping general?Shipping general.
>>2855186>>2855192>>2855211>>2855223Why the fuck am I aroused?
>>2855227>>2855237Well, at least the fajitas were good.
>>2855203Deal with it nigger.
>vorefuck it I'm out
>>2855233YOU'RE HUGETHAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTSRIP AND TEAR!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU MOOT
>>2855204Sure thing.
>>2855262Why moot hasn't posted in this board since it was made? Why does he hat us?
>>2855248Because it's the ultimate form of domination. You die, and they get a little bit of nutrition. Just a day's worth. You're just one meal out of tens of thousands.
>>2855243Yeah probably, though that is the bones of it.>man with no memory>Ponyville attacked by monsters>make friends>loose friends
>>2855246>The ship that all the plane pones live on is a massive carrier.>Shaped like a human penis.>Nobody notices this.
>>2855268He has
>>2855260Big mac is huge.Or maybe Fluttershy is small.
>>2855246
eh, i like vore stories more when it's the come out the other end alive type
>you will never give Rainbow Dash a gentle kiss on her hoof>you will never hold them daintily in your hands>you will never help her overcome her fears and grow to appreciate having her hooves held
>>2855243>being sober>any year
>>2855270Getting dominated makes me want to murder.
>>2855277thats not fluttershy, thats a male dog
>>2855276His last post was that sticky saying he won't delete this board as he did with /fur/
>>2855268But he gave us dem spoilers of best episode
>>2855263God damn she is so fucking kawaii.
just search 'how to change OS'
evens keep drinkingodds don't
>>2855223oh god why
>>2855248Because you have a Goddamn problem.Vore is not healthy. Snuff is not healthy. I realize fantasy is not the same as carrying it out, but at what point will you stop getting aroused by anything but being eaten and killed by the digestive enzymes of a tiny cartoon horse?
FIVE MINUTES
>>2855281she hates other ponies touching her hooves. she said nothing of other creatures
>>2855285Looks like a pony to me.the magic of photoshop can make anything good
>>2855277Why is she so small?
5 MINUTES
>>2855277>Big Mac put off the rumors that Fluttershy was kinda creepy in the stalker sense.>He is regretting that decision.>He is regretting not putting locks on the windows.
>>2855285oh ha ha, that sure never gets old
>>2855291maybe you should roll again. You know, just to be sure
>>2855301Would you tickle Dash's frog?
>>2855310I know MS and CL keep drawing that shit.
>>2855284> MURDERYeahI have to admitIf my girlfriend decided to cuckold me without prior approval (which she wouldn't get), I think someone would mysteriously die from "home invasion."
>>2855279Why the fuck is THAT arousing?
>>2855278Your waifu is useless and old
>>2855186>>2855192>>2855211>>2855223D-did I just have my story taken and changed up a bit?I don't know how I feel about thisI guess I should be happy you improved it a bit.
I wonder what the last post before downtime will be. What are people going to end up staring at for a few hours until things can be posted again?
>>2855291fuck youu ods i did it nywar
>>2855301still, I bet she'd have to warm up to you before she'd even consider itand even then she'd probably be nervousgood thing you know how to be gentle
Well I already used wow_its_fucking_nothing.jpg an hour ago so i'll just post this instead
Remember that time in november when 4chan was being DDoSed and we only made like 10 posts in two days
>>2855331thats the spirit
WE DED YET?
>>2855319it should be stated ponies on the show look likes cats every single time a screenshot is posted
>>2855335
>>2855318her...frog?Bubbles, how drunk ARE you?
>>2855323>not liking battleship chanYou are terrible.
>>2855344Are you mad because people dont like futashy or something?
Everyone jump to the submarine.
>>2855347the frog is the inner, sensative part of a horse's hoof
>>2855354that gif... everytime right in the >feel
>>2855338Yes I remember spending 2 weeks only on 4chon
Im going to start streaming the batman and pinkie pie picture while 4chan is deadhttp://www.livestream.com/drwhitehttp://www.livestream.com/drwhitehttp://www.livestream.com/drwhite
>>2855347how ignorant are YOU? pretyy ignorant
>>2855321I DON'T EVEN KNOW
>>2855325Hm. Looks like it, yeah.
>>2855360ohhhh...yes, I would>the bursts into giddy giggles>she's ticklish there
one last scrunch before the punch
BOOM
click
>>2855356are you mad people do? I'm just tired of seeing the word 'dog'
>bang
>>2855372Blitz is still prettier than Skybreaker.
Pinkie get
Aaaaaaand now.Now.Any moment.Like now.Or now.
pepsi
...
boop
>>2855388More fun to ride in, too.
ded
>>2855368It isn't arousingAt least not to meThen again I might have HGH problems and have enough testosterone to kill a lesser manSo there's thatAnyone have some imprengation/breeding crap lying around? Looks like we've reached that time of night.
>Moot will never be on time>Even when hes late
>>2855374>she burstshurr I can spelling
>>2855372I've been gone and what the fuck are these?
ITS THE APOCALYPSE!!!
WE ALIEV NOW
>moot in charge
>>2855413Plane pone.
>>2855385But it does look like a dog.
It's getting harder to die lately.
Let the maintenance commence.
>>2855419
>>2855406For some it's more arousing than 'proper' vore, since you get all the fun of being squished around inside without it being so permanent.
IF I CLOSE MY EYES FOREVER
GET IN THE SUBMARINE
>>2855419>>2855431what is the context on this even?
>>2855385Because she is a dog in that universe.
>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 11:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.
bang
>>2855424ooooh like Rescue Me Mave-Chan
THE END IS NEAR!
>>2855403she probably wouldn't like being paired up with a fresh recruit like you at first. but she'd see soon enough just how formidable you are in the skies. she'd still be brash with you, but every so often there would be tiny indicators that she might not think you're so bad...sometimes.
Goodbye friends!
>moot in charging of doing anything right>ever
>4chan supposed to work>goes down every night>4chan supposed to die>it keeps working perfectly
>>2855440Le epic new meme /)
>>2855443GODDOMMOT MOT
Not even moot can stop /mlp/.ONWARDS
>>2855375let's try that again
>>2855441also she is drawn as a dog
does moot understand time zones or is he just trolling
>>2855443You had me going for a moment.
>>2855458Le you hate fun
we gt like an hour what are you doing
Posting thing
>>2855372>mfw refueling aircraft
>>2855467lel xd
>>2855467Wow, Ross got really good all of a sudden.
>>2855434Well noI get thatAnd I'm not trying to say OH GOD YOU SICK FUCKSI mean, I pop boners thinking about women previously leery begging, desperately clawing at my back for me to make them a real woman and a mother, damn the consequences, and damn how much guilt they'll have calving a white child.
>>2855427>>2855463that you fucking point it out every single time is irritating as hell
>slam thumb in door>too drunk to feel itThis is a good night
Being unded is boring.
>>2855469SHUTUP LETHWE SUPPOSED TO BE DED
Glitter Glue what have you ponied for us this hour
>>2855464moot is just retarded
Draw.
>>2855469but leth, your waifu
>>2855484Well fuck off.
which pony is warmest?
IM SELECTING MY PISTOL AND MY 4CHAN, BUT IT'S NOT WORKING
>>2855451>>2855478what
>>2855442That's adorable.>In an attempt to make them seem less creepy, the other planes put faces on the drones.>Blitz puts silly faces on some.
>I just got here>apparently we should have been ded 5 minutes ago
>According to status.4chan.org the site will be down for 4-5 hoursGOD FUCKING DAMMIT SERIOUSLY?Fuck this gay fucking earth
>>2855485>in the morning you learn you actually severed it>by then it's too late to reattach it
Sluttiest captcha ever.
>>2855493
>>2855491>Saving the thumbnail
it's closing
>>2855506Wh... What?What?!
>>2855506>According to status.4chan.org the site will be down for 4-5 hoursAnd all my friends are sleeping...
>>2855491SMALLER
>>2855505We were supposed to be ded at 9 pm, but moot pushed it back. Now we're still not dead.
>>2855504I'm glad Jessy took that request.It turned out adorable.
>>2855511Oh Twily! Come closer!
>>2855506then until tomorrow, it has been a pleasure ponying with you
Are there any good strams going on during downtime? Jessy? Ross?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQq7nVX6Jcs
>>2855521Dont worry. We have our backup site.
>>2855523We are dead.We are ZOMBIES
>>2855512>having any images over 5KBshiggity
>>2855521>Implying you have friends
>>2855493>>2855511FUCK OFF.
>4-5 hours all alone without the generalOh, whatEVER will I do with my time...
http://mlpg.co/co/index.htmlGet in here.
QUICKGIVE BOOK ON ARTPLS
>>2855535>tfw not 100% sure if you mean mlpg.co or ponychan
>>2855532>>2855366
>>2855546Shhh, it'll be over soon.
>>2855554Google loomis
>>2855544Dude. What are you doing?
>>2855550Go to the submarine. >>2855552
>>2855556>ponychan>backupWe never use that place.
This thread is great but check these dubs
>>2855529Isn't that guy rotting in prison now?Is that really fit punishment for a guy that spends so much fucking time basking in his own ego?
>>2855492I don't have my tablet
>>2855567No.
>>2855556>Ponychan>"Our" site>"Our" backupNigga what
>>2855556>defaulting to ponychan over FiMchan>everCome on now.
HEHEHEHEHEHE
>>2855451hnnng
ydwq my night is gouing great, heres one of a pony
>>2855556PONYCHAN OF COUSE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PONY ANYWERE ELTS?
>>2855544i know right
>Sunshine! Sunshine!Celestia! Celestia!>Ladybugs awake!Changelings are invading>Clap your hoofs, and do a little shake!Get your forces together, and fight them.
>>2855560OKMORE
>>2855544
>>2855600http://www.mediafire.com/?jb5w47g14ovnkhttp://www.mediafire.com/?i44dwzkf9j9n8#myfiles
>>2855550Well, if you're a brony, about 125 faps.If you're a pony fan, perhaps 10.
>Site will be down for a few hours starting at approximately 10:00PM ET tonight (6/27) for maintenance.
>>2855492I will sleep and I will draw later.No more Mr. Whiny anon.
>>2855584
>>2855615>bronies fap more than us
>>2855615Or just the one if you're clever.
>>2855598>Celestia in charge of keeping her kingdom safe from invasions.Luna probably watched the whole thing and laughed from a safe distance.
>>2855615We do have well conditioned penises
>>2855592
why are we not ded yet?
>>2855492i will when we ded
>>2855634Well, more like it only takes 2 minutes to completion.
DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, I WANT TO DRAW
>>2855563I just prefer not to waste hard drive space on irrelevant shit like image quality.
>>2855633>[BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT]
>>2855613TOO MUCHLITTLE LESS PLS
>>2855655>>2855644>>2855633>consecutive dubs
drawing takes a magical ability to match a hand motion to what you see, it is called hand-eye coordination. Oh, but it is much more delicate than simply catching a ball, very few people can draw exactly what they intended to when they put pencil to paper
postan cute horse
Quads get
>>2855671Put these planes into the hangar, they drive me to draw.And fail.
>>2855684>this editBAHAHAH. I love the original, too.
>>2855691ded get
If we're not going to die, should we just make another thread?
>>2855668 Why?Do you have a 1 GB hard drive or something?
>>2855679I see.
GIGGLE LIKE IT'S HOThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEcS1IhU1mkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEcS1IhU1mkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEcS1IhU1mk
>the imageboard that wouldn't die
>>2855701Silly DerpyWe're all going to die
>>2855694Then keep trying until you achieve perfection.
>>2855701>235 images
>>2855702>1gb>1985
>Airliner hangs around with all these war planes.>Because she secretly wants to be like them.
>>2855694Why contain it?
>>2855671I'm not big on planes so I'm not really getting their personalities
>>2855720She is so cute. Very porn-star-ish but whatever.
>>2855724Jessy's way above me.
>>2855720VERY FEW GUYS CAN PULL OFF LONG HAIR. WHY CAN'T THEY LEARN THIS!?
>>2855720http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsA4FnwrR7E
>you will never spend a night in Dash's awesome cloud bed>you will never even get to be inside her awesome cloud house
>>2855728Airline gets turned into a gunship.Bring the rain, draling.
Oh man, using a *chan board without 4chan x again is going to be hell
>>2855728>She's kind of crazy, has dreams of blowing shit up and going fast>Contents herself with slow flight through clouds
There's a hole in my arm where all the money goesJesus Christ died for nothin', I suppose
Fucking nice one moot.
>>2855732Air Liner is calm and goes at her own paceBlitz is young and brash and just wants to go fast, but is insecure about her slow flight speed compared to her comrades
>>2855728>wants to be like themUhh but isn't the 787 modeled after the original war plane?
>>2855744that is some good hair though, I thought it was a chick
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>>2855744Because its better than the guy on the left.
>>2855753>Not reading the stickyThey could not have made it any easier for you to find the mlpg.co script
>>2855761>Air Liner is calm and goes at her own paceI.E. get delayed at every concivable opurtunity
>>2855748>You will never be inside her
>>2855773and the script is crap compared to 4chan X
>>2855776>she gets stuck in customs...AGAIN.
>>2855762Yes, that's the point.
>>2855728>She gets decommisioned by her airline>she gets bought by some 3rd world country>they make her into a no-budget ripoff of the AC-130
>>2855724Is such a thing possible?
>>2855761Blitz is a type of plane that goes fast but doesn't?
>moot in charge of server maintenance
>>2855744i used to have long hair like that. i took decently good care of it, but dispite all my efforts it still looked greasy. Glad i stopped being a faggot and cut it all off.
PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
Do we need a new horse again before we go down for real?
>>2855791she WANTS to go fast but can'tand keeps insisting that she can
>>2855786>snow falling>UH OH TIME FOR A 4 HOUR NAP
>>2855800Wow that's... That's fast horsing.
>>2854231Where's my P-38 pone? Man that's a sexy plane.
>>2855792The Happy Merchant.
ZOOM
>>2855808>she's completely covered in snow by the time she wakes up>she needs another plane to come by and fire their afterburners to thaw her out
no please we have so much more to discussi dont want to be alone
>you will never go fast
ughh everyone get in here I guess>>2855820>>2855820>>2855820>>2855820
>>2855832It's time for you to die
air liner is one of those passenger planes right? I've never been to an air port before
So I actually made some last-minute prints, although not very many.But yeah now my half-table won't be so soul-crushingly barren.
>>2855832Teach me to draw plane pony.
>>28558392SOON
>>2855832
Posting best pony.
>>2855839>>2855844Butts is speeding towards RI territory.
It's taken an hour and a half to take a site down. Just imagine how long it'll take to bring it up again.
>>2855844I'm making an exception due to circumstances beyond my control.
posting debasement fetish pone
>>2855841yeah, she's a passenger plane
>we livwhati thought it was supposed to be down
>>2855859>4chan is going to be ded forever
>>2855864this makes me sadI don't like to see pony sad
>>2855869And she is the cutest little passenger plane in the world.
>>2855841>air liner>air port
>>2855844>>2855855>complain when anon threads get deleted>complain when someone picks up a trip just to prevent the above from happeningNever change, MLPG
>>2855883That slut loves it
>>2855864You know, I like debasement fetish, but only if I can be the little degraded slut.I can't get into this role. It's really too bad.
>>2855900>Implying that's what they're complaining about
>>2855900>complain when someone makes a thread 10 images early for no reasonFtfy.
>>2855900That's not even what they're talking about dickweed.
>>2855898>quoting for no reason
