that thread: >>2837789this thread: how to?>hope
I'm sorry
>rape
>>2841061I like what I read.
>>2841059That book is backwards.
I just fell in love with Link.
What the fuck is wrong with Twilight's face? Where does her cheek end and her chin begin?
>>2841015What the hell am I doing up at 5:30 AM?
Aw shucks, I had a new horse ready to be posted and everything...Guess I waited too long
>>2841080Cannon pls go.
>>2841080man I just watched Thor and I think I fell in love with himhow can I live with my love for Thor and Gilda at the same time
>>2841087I wish I knew.
>>2841101Leaves from the vine
>>2841093BULLSHIT
Challenge timeMAKE AN OC OF YOURSELF USING THE PONY CREATORPOST RESULTSHARD MODE: SOMEHOW MAKE IT LOOK GOODLET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
>>2841062Her.Slaanesh
>>2841109No.
>>2841109
>>2841109nope
>>2841109FFFFFFFUCK THAT NOISEI have bad memories of using that thing legitimately
>>2841109I refuse
>>2841110>Slaanesh
>>2841118>>2841116>>2841115BUTBUTIT'LL BE FUN
>>2841106I really need to rewatch the last airbender
>>2841129
>>2841129Go play a video game anonyou don't know what fun is anymoreI recommend katamari damacy or it's sequel
>>2841130Man I would love to see more Avatar Pony crossover, but I'm sure it would just come out shitty. This comic is great though.
>>2841115>>2841116>>2841124>>2841125I'm proud of you guysInstead:Go on Deviant art and type "your name" pony
>>2841129I already drew a self-insert OC pone as a girl~ and I'm ashamed enough. Anon goaded me into it.
>>2841129you know what else would be >fun?>feels
>>2841091sorry, butts
Now do you really need a tablet to make good art?
>>2841124Oh boy>little sister shows it to me>start playing around with it for fun>absentmindedly start thinking what if I were a horse>after some time be quite satisfied with my work>mfw I realise what the fuck I just did
>>2841143DO YOU SEE DIGITAL PAINTINGS IN MUSEUMS?
>>2841143No.
>>2841137I don't want that shit clogging up the thread's image slots ;_;
>>2841109Can you make them with bald patches?
>>2841140>feelshang on let me try>you will never>pinkie pie>marriage>wife>kids>cry>memories>old>missed chances>regrets>deathhow'd I do
>>2841149im cryeing ;__________;
>>2841149>farts
>>2841107He's right, Anon.
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Why can't I see past the first page, only three stories, in my Fimfiction favorites?
>>2841155thanks bro please rate 5
>>2841146Okay.
>>2841167I'll give you a two
>>2841137First name.WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? IT HURTS TO LIVE.
>>2841166Because you touch yourself at night.
>>2841149Aw man... It had to be Pinkie, didn't it?
>>2841179
>>2841182But I've been doing that for a long fucking time.And I do it during the day as well. That can't be the reason, anon.
>>2841179 herethis is actually the better of the two (yes, two) Adam Lambert ponifications.
>>2841192I've consulted god and he told me it totally isknock that shit off
>Pinkie will never sell her hair to buy to a watch chain.>You will never sell your watch to buy Pinkie a set of combs.
>>2841137>watermarked
>>2841143The only thing you need t o master art is 10,000 hours of practice.
>>2841201BUT IF I DON'T DO IT REGULARLY, I'LL EXPLODE!!
What snacks is mlpg snacking on?Am I the only person in this thread eating dried roasted and salted broadbeans? Holy fuck I love these things.Even after a bowl of diet sugar free icecream and cantelope.
>>2841137>彦中pony>no resultsFeels good man
>>2841203zero to HNNNNNNNNNG in 2 linesimpressive
>>2841206>"opps">Not "oops"ALL I CAN SEE IS RED.
>>2841208Then it is a totally lost cause.
>>2841203>You will eventually be a dead guy>you will never be a fucking jedi>You will never form a 3-piece punk folk band with guitar, upright bass, and mandolin
>>2841161You're all lying to me
>>2841212Late night blueberry yogurt.
>>2841216Thanks, I just came up with that idea. I call it "The Gift of the Magi".Don't look it up, I invented it.
>>2841212>continually eating foodI had a hard boiled egg as a "snack" earlier
>>2841137Oh god I wish I hadn't done this
>>2841209Well, he only said don't touch yourselfIf you want, I'd be happy to touch you in anyway way I need to to help you out
>>2841212"original" quaker rice cakes. the only ingredient is puffed whole grain brown rice. they're boring as fuck, but go really well with chocolate mlk
>>2841231I know where it's from, dummybut it was cute anyways
>>2841233Why is everyone named Evan a douchnozzle "misfit"?Why?
>>2841222That's mastery though.You don't need mastery to make GOOD ENOUGH pictures.
>>2841137My name is Joe. I was hoping for Pony Joe, and I got this shit.
>>2841209>I'LL EXPLODEI lose my shit every time I read this in porn
It's just a Jason Vorhees pony.really should have expected that one
>>2841243>gaming is his special talent>stylish moustache and goatee>tracksuit>edgyyyyy red-and-black colorscheme
Would you drink Pepsi with Rarity, non sexaully?
>>2841233Instead of posting these with derision we should post them with pride. I'm going to try this
>>2841203Oh man. I haven't heard of the Gift of the Magi since I listened to the Adventures in Odyssey radio show fucking years ago.Back when I didn't know I was being christianalized by my overbearing parents
>>2841159>Twilight rips a huge fart when you try to sneak up on her[what do?]
>>2841233Holy Fuck that is a bad ass ponyIs that fucking blood in his mane? You better fucking believe it is, he doesn't have time to wash that shit out. He's too busy being Massive. I'm talking 4 times the size of a regular pony. You better fucking believe it's because of a freak Radiation accident that he got his Satanic Gigantic powers. But he's a nice guy once you get to know him, he's a little shy.
>>2841243The amount of ponies who have video game controllers as their cutie marks has gotten so ridiculous that I have to conclude that it's an ironic in-joke at this point.
>>2841235Sorry, baby. Unless your the horse I love, I can't part with my essence for you.God can fuck himself. I'm jumping on a Harley and I ain't stopping until I see pink.
>>2841137Could be worse.
>some howl
>>2841242I hope so.>tfw art stuff is the only thing you are insecure about
>>2841272probably start gagging or coughing, based on how bad it isdefinitely turn around and walk away
>>2841272why can't there just be buttsI just want to give it a good feel
>>2841259What the fuck is up with people and vidya cutie marksSeriously, can that even be considered a special talent?Do they realise how pathetic it is if their talent is vidya? Not so much if it was skills in vidya like analysis, reflexes, and so on, but vidya?Surely even kids have something in their lives beyond vidya
>>2841281>some howlMy first thought was Arya Stark getting raped.God I'm fucked up
>>2841272Stupid horse, stop eating beans,
>>2841291>Do people realize how pathetic they are?Never
>>2841293b-bark!
>>2841289Because farty butts are best butts
>>2841289NOPE FART FART FART FLATULENCE GASSY GASSY BUTT BUTT SMELLY AIR FARTS
>>2841241No joke: I have a legitimately diagnosed autistic friend named Evan. He's a pretty cool guy and he loves Star Trek and he's got a girlfriend and everything. He's a total fucking weirdo, but he makes me laugh.>>2841203>Buying Pinkie combsDOES SHE EVEN DO ANYTHING TO HER HAIR? IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE TO GET A COMB THROUGH?
>>2841266I really feel that my OCs here capture my multiple personality disorder. I wish the blue angry me, the one with, uh, stubble on his fur, would stop smoking all the time. It is really stressing out the me that is awkwardly holding a hockey stick? But everything is cool as long as I've got my snazzy teal bow tie and guitar with too many frets on it.
>>2841243>/v/ would hate that horse
>>2841299...yep.
Guys I can't pone anymore...I guess I'll come back tomorrow
>>2841260>laying on the couch with Rarity>you're holding a glass of pepsi with ice cubes chinking inside it>she's leaning heavily against you>she's thirsty>she's panting heavily>her little pony belly is moving up and down>her big watery eyes are going all wobbly as they stare into you imploringly>"D-Darling..." she whispers>she licks her lips desperately, her mouth is so dry>"I-I need it... pleeeeeaaase.">she closes her eyes and opens her mouth, her little pony tongue rolling out from her lips and twitching invitinglyNothing involving Rarity is nonsexually
>>2841259>>2841275It kind of says something about games as a pastime. If cutie marks were a thing, very few people would actually have them. Even these people who probably spend half of their waking lives tethered to a console are probably not particularly good at video games, and they'll never discover what productive pursuit they do actually enjoy enough to get skilled at.
>>2841306Don't they already hate him? It's based on one of those TGWTG guys.
>>2841280That's really not so bad. Compared to all other OCs, it's pretty fucking great.Would cuddle.Would brush.Would befriend.
>>2841308can someone link me to that? My inner sickfuck needs some time to itself.
>>2841315
>>2841289>You sneak up on Twilight>She is surprised, suddenly nothing happens>Everything smells nice forever, the end
>>2841276>You will never ride your hog through the multiverse searching for Pinkie.
>>2841321i really like her mane
>>2841322Since you asked so nicely, I GUESS.http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/981
>>2841326this is the best story ever told
>>2841276>You will never be down at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sun>Torn and twisted at the foot of a burning' bike>the last thing you see will never be your heart still beating
>>2841272You know, I fucking hate fart jokes, but stuff like this I can get behind.What's the deal with that?
>>2841270>adventures in odysseyoh fuck, I remember. Mr. Whitaker and Eugene and all that. My parents bought me the animated episode about vidya and I watched that shit to death.
>>2841294>Twilight engorges herself with beans to fuel her love of farting>Spike is less than pleased at constantly having to deal with this>Especially after what happened last time when that letter from Celestia arrived right when Twilight decided to let loose.
>>2841304>guitar with too many frets on itI think it's meant to be a baseball bat with nails in it, but now I'm not sure what the fuck it is.
>>2841344>can get behind
>>2841350Anyone got that shitty drawing with someone racking an automatic shotgun?
>>2841342>Put on sunglasses.>Light cigar.>"Look out, Satan. No one's keeping me from mai waifu."
>>2841326>no smells>not even muskMY BONER ACTUALLY RETRACTED INSIDE MY BODY0/10 WOULD NOT READ AGAIN
>>2841365Didn't even notice the lack of musk. I just assumed it to be present.I am not into farts at all, but who doesn't love musk?
>>2841374and who doesn't love musky nanaki pony panties
Anyone on with a lot of pony gifs? I'm looking for Pinkie Pie excitedly throwing up balloons and streamers party-style
>>2841386This might not even be a gif. I'm asking for a friend
>>2841380>Nanaki will never make you his cock sockwhy am I still alive?
>no marker>scared
>>2841386
>>2841365>implying her mane doesn't smell like nice lavender shampoo>implying her fur doesn't smell like a mix of books and the faint scent of "girl"
I wish that the hyperbolic time chamber was real.
>>2841291>>2841259>>2841318Seriously, if I could I'd interview everyone with a self-insert OC as a cutiemark and ask just why.I doubt they're even that good at vidya
>>2841363>You will never be the constantly-smoking, catchphrase-spouting, ultra badass with long hair, a beard, shades, a leather jacket, and a huge motorcycle, blazing through fantasy dimensions, killing monsters, infuriating deities, and turning down sex from countless beautiful princesses on your way to Equestria and the pone you love.
>>2841380shut up mane
HEY GUYS, WHAT KIND OF ACTOR DO MOST PONIES LIKE?Horsen Welles
>>2841403okay ;_;
>>2841394It's ok, they seem to know where to go, regardless.
>wake up>I apparently missed GG visitingFUCK EVERYTHING
>>2841403
>>2841397no balloons, but i feel like we're on the right track
>>2841398Oh, her main smells beautiful and fresh.But her vagina...
>>2841405CARLOS
>>2841326>>2841272Why are we sneaking up on ponybutts to begin with?
>>2841418To bury our face in them and give raspberries
>>2841418To bury our faces between the warm, soft cheeks and inhale deeply.With no farts involved.
>>2841423Getting a horse to sit on your face would be one hell of a way to go.
Bugs anon is Rose showing her true nature.
>>2841386You probably want that one that's at the end of the 2nd pilot but I don't have itsorry
>>2841260Fuck you!pepsi is for fags.coke
>>2841432I doubt you'd be in any danger if it was just a pone. And not Derpy.
>>2841437Rarity tastes like marshmallows with pepsi.
>>2841435no worries. thank you for responding
>>2841398;_;Why can't she be real
>>2841418Because they're pone buttsWe don't need any other reason than that
>>2841437Rarity would find your childlike demeanor with regards to flavored sugar water disgusting.
>>2841137On the first page. I'm okay with this.
>>2841452That's why I love Pinkie!
>>2841448>>2841398I love imagining that Twilight smells like old booksIt would make the cuddles at night so much better
>>2841437>Tfw you are in a Pepsi family.>The General made you think about your life.>Pepsi does, to your horror, taste like soap now.
>>2841451>Rarity will never slip that harness over your muzzle magically>she will never stroke your mane, telling you what a good mare you'll become>she will never invite in the first stallion
I bet there aren't even any good pony bj pictures.
>>2841137>KaelThere is an OC with my nameWITH MY SPELLINGWHAT THE FUCKfrom the creators profile>I am a bit young, but am at least 3 or 4 years older in mentality i love the internet, video games and hanging out with friends... i am a pretty big nerd when it comes to video games, like bioshock, fable, bayonetta etc. (im starting to play pokemans and im loving it) i love my little pony, homestuck, anime, manga and other pop culture stuff i also read as much as i can (which isn't too much xD lol) FUCK EVERYTHING
>>2841472>post some good pony bj picturesfuck you.http://e621.net/post?tags=my_little_pony+oral&searchDefault=Search
>>2841463just imagine how soft she feelshow adorable her giggling would sound
>>2841472Obligatory
>>2841472You're rightI won't even bother looking
>>2841478>Hoodie>AND a vidya cutie mark>AND a ridiculous color schemeOkay, you win.
>>2841463That might make my nose itchy if it was too strong, but I don't think I'd mind.Best to worst pone hair smells:Pinkie (Cotton candy, bubble gum, baked treats)Fluttershy (Pine, grass, the forest)Twilight (Books, lavender)AJ (Apples, hay, sweat)Dash (Gatorade, sweat)Rarity (Obnoxious chemicals, but it's not like she's letting you near her hair anyway)
>>2841472I see what you wanthttp://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/808858#search=pokehidden
>drinking cola in any formGinger beer master race reporting in.
>>2841137...I don't even know anymore.
>>2841489>pokehidden>XDDDDD>I HATE EVERYTHING ALL OF A SUDDEN>Oh, I'm okay now, thanks guys~ :3Man, and you guys say out artists are annoying attention whores.
>>2841500Didn't Pokehidden used to come here? I swear I remember him being here at some point.
>>2841499I'd still that pony, kinda cute.
>50 images>none of them are the markerthis is why the general is dying!
>>2841498Celestia pls go.
>>2841480I wish to spend a life with herSupport her through her ambitionsSee her successfulgrow old with her
>>2841508He has never been here.
>>2841486SEEMS LIKE I'VE GOT A MULLET TOOJUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT
>>2841487I always imagined Rarity smelling like cloth.
>>2841510Sometimes you fuck the marker...
So you said don't throw out sketches and drawings.How about doodles?
>>2841510We're not dying just because the marker holders are getting lazy, anon.
>>2841524i am very well aware of the things that i sometimes fuckthat doesn't explain why the marker hasn't been posted yet!
>tfw round 2 fap is just a grind
>>2841515You know she's going to die early on one of her crazy adventures fighting evil.
>>2841527I just erase my sketches i do for practice once I spend a certain amount of time on them because I have a tendency to get hung up on one and spend way too much time on it when it's not really helping me improve.That's just me though.
>>2841533AND SOMETIMES THE MARKER FUCKS YOU
>>2841535then you're doing it wrongfapping should never be a chorenor should the word 'grind' ever be a valid description of it.
>>2841137WHY
>>2841536Psshh, just wish her back with the dragonballs.
>>2841527>doodling>usefulThat shit deserves to be in the trash.
>>2841536And if she does, I'll be thankful for the time I did get to spend with her. It might take 15 years, but I hope I eventually come around to that.
>>2841536>>2841552>implying she won't be the one outliving you once she becomes Princess Twilight>implying the two of you didn't accept that long before and resolved to make the best out of your short time togeher
>>2841546i don't know, man. that's kind of well drawn
>>2841546I actually don't hate this as a design in general.As an MLP OC though it screams "LOOK AT ME SO UNIQUE"
>>2841561>princess>not empress
>>2841137Awful, just awful.
>>2841567>Empress>Not Firelord Sparkle
>>2841567She's learned well from Celestia, she wouldn't take a title higher than necessary.
>Finally receive email for pony or die>Oh god oh god oh god let's do this>Suddenly discover there will also be a friend-off goingfuck me mlpg what do
>>2841546>leopard griffonbut that's wrong! griffons are half lion, not leopard!you don't know anything about griffons!
>>2841527Doodles are for people who can't draw.
>>2841552>Not going on some crazy-ass quest to get her back somehow.>Not allying yourself with thoroughly unsavory elements and compromising more and more on your desperate search.>Not losing everything you ever loved or believed in determination to bring Twilight back.>Not eventually making a completely one-sided bargain with Discord after you've hit rock bottom that blows up in everyone's face completely as it was destined to.
>>2841570At least he likes best pony
>>2841576both.
>>2841572>implying she won't go power-mad and become "glorious empress of eternity, Twilight Sparkle>impying you won't resolve, tear-stricken, to lead the resistance movement because you love her too much to see her like this>you could have stayed with her and had unimaginable riches and delights for the rest of your life, but you love her too much
no but seriouslymarker where
>>2841059This one almost isn't too bad. There were two others: one blue/purple G3? thing with an ankh cutiemark, and a wonderbolt with the visible parts coloured green that was apparently made in some pony creator.
>>2841137Fuck you, internetFuck you
>>2841585MLPG.Why do you show me these things? I come here specifically so that I don't have to look at or think about things like this. Please.MLPG.Pls.
Pretty funny thread in /co/ right now about some webcomic I've never seen before if you're bored>>>/co/38178607
>>2841580>Eventually learn necromancy, bring her back from the dead>She's not the same and wants you to let her goWhat will you do?
>>2841585Fucking a, look at Fluttershy.I know she's supposed to be like "Oh, my! I'm being kissed! I'm so terribly flustered and horny!" but god dammit if she doesn't look terrified of this thing forcing his disgusting mouth onto hers.
>>2841591It is a mito thread.
>>2841576The pony or die thing'll probably take a while to reach you, given it's sequential. Shouldn't stop you doing both, unless it winds up being unfortunately timed.
5
>Started Rarity quest at 6>Go back to read for feels>Starts off from the bat by knowing everyoneDid I miss anything?
>>2841599I'm in the same thread.I'm fucking dying.
>>2841603how is this a mito thread...?where is the evidence?or did i miss something and mito is a euphemism for anonymous now?
>>2841601Well, I'm not a Twifag, but I can easily put my own waifu in this situation. It would kill me. It would certainly be the saddest moment of my life, but I think I would have the strength to do her in.I might not have the strength to carry on afterwards, though.
>>28416084
>>2841402This needs to be a video game. I want to be that guy.
>>2841609Nah, the setting was the character'd been living there for a bit, doing odd jobs around town for a while before the story started.
>>28416162ah shit sorry i fucked up
>>28416163
>>2841622Oh shit I'm sorry.
>>2841618>Video gameNo. Movie.And I desperately wish to be him, too.
>>28416232
>>2841536>Shes going to die adventuring.>Not loosing her battle with dementia, her friends watching her slowly at first show the symptoms, but as it progresses, watch the one time bookworm regress. >Sure they try to help her, showing her old pictures of the adventures they had, she catches onto them fast enough in the beginning, citing even the littlest things.>Within a month, she is rendered unresponsive. Her friends visit, when they can.>Celestia tried to tend to her student, until she left the room one day, and heard her say, as clear as day. "Goodbye...">It was the last time she spoke, but was never recorded.
>>2841627sorry about what?
>>28416310
>>2841633I would take care of my comatose waifu forever.
>>2841635>plot
>>2841635Would you beat the fuck out of a shitty OC that was getting way too fresh with your waifu?
>>2841644 Apple piiiiiie
>>2841633>all I can think of now is the mom from children of menGod damn it MLPG stop giving me feels.
>>2841641Would you freeze her until you find a cure?Doing anything necessary to find this cure?
>>2841646i don't need a reason to beat the chyme out of retarded OCsand/or their creators
>>2841635Please stop.
>>2841646>beating the fuck out of ponies that aren't even in the showYeah, no. That's far too autismal for me. I would however beat up a pony that was canonically getting fresh with my waifu. ;_;
>>2841646Before of after I shot them?
>>2841651If that sort of thing could be done, absolutely.Not like in our world, where freezing someone just kills them. If someone could use magic to freeze her in time, and if there was even a tiny GLIMMER of hope that I could bring her back to normal, I'd devote myself to it.
>>2841654
>>2841644>puking while laughing
>>2841655Okay, I'll admit it:I am bothered by straight ships involving mai waifu.I don't mind lesbian ships, though, because I am a horribly sexist pig.
>>2841669>Such is life when you work around the Night Guard.
>>2841668>fart vorewhere's the nearest suicide booth? this planet obviously doesn't want me on it anymorei must say i quite agree
Would you teach Dash a lesson of respect?
>>2841678Shit now Dash is sorry
>>2841678I hate you.
>>2841663>>2841651
>>2841678>hurr durr i hate grimdark let me draw some more
nope nope nope nope nopeI'm out goodnight mlpg
>>28416782 far 4 me
>>2841678I would teach a lesson to the one who did that to her.
>>2841687
>>2841678That's not an actual watercolour, right?
>>2841687Yes. I would become Mr. Freeze if I had to. I'd do it for her.
>>2841678now post the pinkie oneis there one for each of the mane 6?
>>2841700Someone suggested it but I don't know if he went past Rainbow and Pinkie
>>2841700No, don't post the Pinkie one.
>>2841695>Barrett and .50 cal
>>2841649>MLPG>Not expecting at some point, for your heart to get ripped out.
>>2841700Pinkie was fucking misbehaving again.She needed to learn her lessons.
>>2841700As far as I know it's just those two, thankfully. Wasn't a series, was just a couple of similar requests.
>>2841703no he did not. and he's not going to
>>2841703well it's fucking necessary now
>>2841709There are no heroes left in anon.
>>2841695
>>2841709This makes me sad.
>>2841720Draw
>>2841678>>2841709godmy hearth.. it's broken ;_;
>>2841709I'm so glad he stopped at these twomy heart would break if he did Rarity
>>2841730It would probably be something like I deserved it.
>>2841709>No matter what she did to make you mad at her.She will always smile, smile, smile...
>>2841728sauce anyway?>>2841734bend over
>All of your waifus have abusive boyfriends that they cling to with unhealthy dependence.>There is nothing you can do about it.
>>2841728whoahhow the hell did you break your hearth?they're huge
>>2841734No pleaseDon't say that
>>2841727I will.
>>2841738I find that hard to imagine...
>slack_jawed_faggots.gifi request, neigh, DEMAND a domestic abuse picture for twilight, fluttershy, applejack and rarity.ASAP!
>this topic
>>2841746She knows with all her heart that it was her fault.She always messes up, if she just stopped she wouldn't get hit.She's so stupid.
>>2841749I think you might be more comfortable in the fluffy pone thread.
>>2841749well ave fun waiting
>>2841749I request domestic abuse human.
>>2841738
>>2841747You always say that and barely draw.Start it.Now.
>>2841668>farts that also shrinks peopleWell, that's a new one.
>>2841740the sadness made it breakand memories... those fucking memories
>>2841751LT ME NOT HELP BY POSTING SOMETHING ANNOYING!
>>2841755fuck you, son!bro, fuck you!it must happen!
>>2841751Aw, man... I admit that I can become an autistic Flutterfag, but for Pinkie.
>>2841749We need DVD back to draw the rest.
>>2841764>hairy hat manMY FUCKING NIGHTMARES
>>2841751I know that feel.
>>2841771Except no...
>>2841782the collection isn't complete!we have to collect them all!i used to play pokemon!OCD!
>>2841765Okay.
>>2841795Thank you
>>2841777MILD MANNERED REPORTER HARRY HATMAN SEEMS YOUR TYPICALLY UNASSUMING CITIZEN, BUT WHEN DANGER THREATENS, HE DONS HIS HAT AND BEARD AND FEARLESSLY PROTECTS THE INNOCENT WITH PHENOMENAL POWER!
>>2841793Here, let me break it down.The only Pones in this series ends in 01 and 02.And the company never bothered to invest in any more pones for this.You collected them all.You bear the game.You beat (ha) the elite 4.
What would you do if your waifu was abusive toward you?
oh wow i just noticedher name is pinkie pieAND SHE'S PINK! IT ALL MAKEs SENSE NOW!
I would never abuse my girlfriend.But I would beat up a pony.Just once.To try out how it feels
>>2841808leave the relationship obviously
>>2841813>i seriously coke you guys don't do this
>>2841810Not only that...But >pieShe works at a bakery
>>2841808Sexually or non sexually?
>>2841808I would leave that hurtful relationshipNo I wouldn't I'd stay and be abused
>>2841820oh dudeno wayno way at all.that's some inception shit right there
>>2841821Both.
>>2841825me too its my fetish
See Rainbow Dash bleeding and having crushed bones.She looks at you with teary eyes and say:Pain is weakness leaving the body.
>>2841813Not putting your me in the fridge.
>>2841825We are victims, anon. ;_;
>>2841807So who are the Elite Four of ponydom, then?
>>2841828How abusive are we talking about here?
>>2841832Good work, marine.
>>2841832I look at her and say>"Okee dokee, Dash. I believe that's a metaphor and not necessarily meant to be taken literally in every situation, but whatever you want to do..."
>>2841834>>2841829>>2841825>not grabbing her at the wrist the next time she tried to hit you>not pushing her to the ground and turning the tables on her>not making solid, confident love to her while she slowly gains a new respect for you
>>2841850nope because that's rape, anon
>>2841850>slowlyi already regret my word choice there
Pepsi.
>>2841853>implying that's a problem
>>2841808As if Pynka could be abusive
>>2841853sometimes a bitch just needs a hard cock in her to fix her fucking attitude
>>2841840She'll hit you pretty hard with her hooves and be very violent towards you during sex. She'll probably throw things at you.You're going to have cuts and bruises and black eyes all the time. But she's going to also be emotionally manipulative and make you feel like you'd be worthless without her.A shitty situation all around.
>>2841867Hot
>>2841865>"ah fuck, i'm having that dream again">it doesn't end
>>2841861Christ no,existing ponies farting is fine, but a pony based around farting?
What's the happity haps today, MLPG?Anything tippity top happen so far?
>>2841603who is mito?
>>2841865GOOD MOOOOORNING LIFE!GOOD MORNING, SUN! HOW ARE YOUR SKIES ABOVE?GEE, IT'S GREAT TO BE ALIVE AND IN LOVE!
>>2841877the general seems to have an obsession with domestic abuse at the moment
>>2841877>happity haps>tippity topI want a British Tabitha
>>2841877we're being >feelright now.
>>2841877GG is back, kind of
>>2841867>Hooves>Not talonsI can't dig this abusive relationship!
Good morning, MLPG! Just popping in to remind you that in an hour, we'll be resuming our Disney Marathon stream from Early June. Today's setlist is as follows, though it is, of course, up for revision:1) Mulan2) The Little Mermaid3) Beauty and the Beast4) Tarzan5) Snow White & The Seven Dwarves6) Pinocchio7) FantasiaI look forward to seeing you! Be there, or be square!http://livestream.com/bickerbox
>>2841862Well, she is confirmed for bipolar, as are many abusive partners. It might not be too hard to imagine.Just kidding, it's ridiculous to imagine. Pinkie is perfect.E-even if she d-d-does get a bit angry sometimes... I'd be n-nothing without her...
>>2841891Oh? Do elaborate
>>2841903Yes! I'll be there!
>>2841903WHEN IS IT?I WANT TO WATCH DISNEY MOVIEEES
>>2841867Fuck me if I'm going to take that from a woman.I have a policy not to hit them, but if she starts to hit me, then that makes us equal, and I'll hit back.She won't be playing that shit with me.
>>2841904>being afraid of your spouseexcept that's wrong
>>2841903Dammit Terse, I have to sleep before LK runs Renne Quest. Why are you doing this to me?
>>2841910>Just popping in to remind you that in an hour>Just popping in to remind you that in an hour>Just popping in to remind you that in an hour>Just popping in to remind you that in an hour
oh hey there's another friend offshould i bother joining
>>2841900>airborne cancerlel OC is gud now.
>>2841920Who knows? Ask yourself, doofus
>>2841916It is very wrong. But it happens often.
>>2841908Yay!>>2841910IN AN HOUR ANON, READING COMPREHENSION>>2841917Because I love you very much and time spent without you pains me? I didn't know, man, MLPG's schedule is foreign to me nowadays!
>>2841920that dependsare you any good?
>>2841820thinking about it now, why the fuck did her parents call her pie? maybe her name is like rockpie or boringpie or wewishourdaughterwasntsocolourfulpie
>>2841896That's why it's an abusive relationship anon
>>2841924It's like you've never been in MLPG beforeI take it you weren't around for food ponies?
>>2841924>"Cancer">Ironic le talkJust go.
>>2841924The only case of OCs ever being bad was when /mlp/ came to be and people started mindlessly bashing good OCs to let the super-cool MLPG kids know that they've been here all summer.
>>2841920Yes, you'll be more motivated to draw if you have a specific person depending on you
>>2841938>defending reddit and her interestsyour kind aren't welcome in these parts
>>2841924
>>2841928>>2841918WHEN IS IT GOD DAMN
>>28419511PM GMTYE GODS MAN
>>2841920I just checked my spam email account, and this is the information leth sent to me:>We have more artists than writers at the start of this event. Quite a bit more. Any writers that are willing to go twice, please let me know. Just try to make sure your first entry doesn't affect your creative work of your second entry, or skew what you see in the picture you receive.>Dates and schedules will change as July wears on, especially since people will be signing up throughout.>This event will stay SFW. Dark is fine, but please no gorey dismemberment, pony sex, or other extreme events like that. Some artists/writers do not want to work with those ideas, and as everyone will be working together, I'd rather everyone stay happy and create something interesting, whist having some fun.>Please don't stray dramatically from the source material presented to you. Some interpretation is fine, sure, but, say, writing about the beginning of the life of a background filler character in the corner of a picture you receive is a major, intentional shift in the theme of this event, and I'd rather not have to reject your entry for being far too out of context.
>>2841949What the fuck are you talking about.Jessy drew the plane ponies just for us you faggot.
So I checked the archive for last night, and couldn't find GG's visit. Did he not use a name?
>>2841954That's the pony or Die not the friend off
>>2841953TERSEHEY TERSEWHY ARE YOU SO GAY
>>2841953HOW LONG UNTIL THEN?
>>2841924I like plane pony anon.Won't you give kerosene to your waifu non sexually?You have no heart.
>>2841949I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. No one mentioned or defended Reddit.Please sto....Oh, I'm being fucked with, aren't I? Why am I so easy?
>>2841965JESUS FUCK WHY CAN'T YOU READHE SAID IN AN HOUR
>>2841956i'm talking about >attacking someone for using reddit as an insult
>>2841962It's exactly the same thing Anon, keep up.
>>28419651 HOUR/60 MINUTES
>>2841953Got nutella?
>>2841949Do you think this is a motherfucking game?
>>2841957pls repone
>>2841963BECAUSEWHY AREN'T YOU, ANON?>>2841965A TIME TOO SHORT FOR THIS JOKE
>>2841971>>2841976JUST TELL MEHOWLONGGOD DAMN
>>2841975No it isn'tFriend off is JulyPony or Die is different
>>2841979I wasn't sure you would make it.
>>2841979
>>2841982He didn't
>>2841987They're identical, Anon. No difference between the two.
>>2841926>>2841929i-i dunnoi was in the last one>>2841946right okaywords are difficult to read though>>2841954that's the pony or die thing
>>2841979don't mark this thread! i'm told it was started by mito!i don't know where anon got that idea, i didn't even know mito was back
>>2841990Rats. Do you have the time he was here, roughly?
>>2841979>390 posts
>>2841983BECAUSE THE ONLY COCK I LIKE IS MINE!
FUCK! I CAN'T DO PONY OR DIE OR THE FRIEND OFF BECAUSE MY SHITTY FUCKING LAPTOP IS FUCKED AGAIN!
>>2841903I know all of the lyrics to every song in Mulan and I've never watched it.
>>2842004How is this a thingWhy are all the MLPG artists' computers simultaneously breaking
>>2841995well i'm sure the experience you accumulated from the previous friend-off has only increased your skills
>>2841994http://mlpgn.blogspot.nl/>Note : This has nothing to do with "Pony or Die" that will also be going on throughout July
>>2842008You've never seen Mulan?Go to the stream with us, it's a top tier Movie.
>Reading Rarity Quest from the beginning>Be reminded that you will never have a special somepony
>>2842009Well, this is the second time it has happened to me in just a few months, only this time it's worse.It fills me with boundless rage, because I don't like using my dad's computer and having to use private browsing and having no access to my boundless image folders or my magic drawing software.
>>2842009fear of rejection and self-sabotagethey all smash their computers with lead sledgehammers just so they don't have to face rejectiontheir fears are entirely without merit, of course
>>2841996It's just some autist from ponychan.
>>2842008You're missing out, man. It's a fantastic movie. But that's why I'm streaming it! Pop along!>>2842003HOW VERY POSITIVE?
>>2842003Have you tried any other cocks?You might find one you like out thereAnon~
>tfw can't draw and write
>>2842013>implying anyone wants to work with RoseBut seriously, I may be interested in doing this, but I'm put off by having to do something around a fic
Drunk pones best pones
>>2842013>tfw thought they were one and the sameAW SHIT GOTTA SIGN UP SUPERBAD
>>2842040You don't have to focus around a fic, you know. Or, at least, not a full-length one. If you register, all you have to do is work it out with your partner - he might just give you a prompt to work with or something, a glorified request.
>>2842013I had so much fun with the last friendoff I can't wait for this one.
>>2842041>Rarishy
You don't have to "sign-up" for the friend-off if you don't want a partner, do you?Can you just send your stuff to the email if you're operating on your own?
>>2842029You know what else is positive?Me, on the knowledge that you have no idea who I am, oh blind one.just like old times ;_;
>>2842053>having fun
>>2842041This is arousing...
>>2842059It'll be even more fun because I've improved!
>>2842058You know who else is positive?___________________MY MOM!!!!______________
Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
>>2842029POSITIVE LIKE YOUR AIDS TEST!
>>2842067Applejack
>tfw don't want to join friend-off because my concepts and plotlines would be far too cerebral for any mere artist to effectively convey with their primitive cave-scratchingsDoom needs no one.
>>2842065Is your mom an ion?
>>2842052Hm, I don't know. There are enough people here that throw requests around like they're room-temperature chicken strips. But it might be nice to get an almost professional request.
>>2842067Rarity
>>2842064Good.
>>2842080No, you faggot, it's clearly Rainbow Dash. Have you SEEN her loose pone-hole?
>>2842041That's adorable.
>>2842078WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT MY MOM??
>>2842067how have we not arrived at a final answer to this question? it is asked almost every thread
>>2842086But Rarity is the sluttiest mare.>>2842090We will solve it once and for all this time!
>>2842089I said: IS YOUR MAMMA A MOTHAFUKKA POSITIVE ION?
>>2842074Nopony, pls go.
>>2842081At least I think I have.maybe I haven'tmaybe i'll make a huge fool of myselfmaybe nobody will like itoh god where did these feelings come from
>>2842098Your mamma enjoys anal sex the most.
>Nightguard walks out of the room, stunned.>They had lost so many, she knew them all, shared laughs with them, they were family.>No, they had families, a small part told her, it was a familiar voice, one she loved to ignore sometimes.>'They had a family, and they joined ours. They understood the risk they would take, to protect the princess. She is the only thing we live and die for. We are her soldiers, we will die for her without question if we have too.'>She thought about those words when she felt a wing half cover her on her walk.>She looked up and saw him, the Dayguard, it was his voice she heard, always so monotone and to the point.>"But it does not mean we don't feel it." he stated, quietly, trying to hide his vocal tone, although they were alone, she could still see he was forcing back emotions.>Through her tears she noticed one fall from his eye.
>implying Rarity doesn't like it up the shitter
>>2842092>3 days laterYOU MOTHERFUCKER! RAINBOW DASH DOESN'T HAVE ANYWHERE NEAR THE SENSITIVITY OF RARITY! I'LL KILL YOU!
>>2842104What is this shit
>watching .mov movies
>>2842112Rainbow Dash is a faggot, she only likes anal from mares with horns.Rarity would cum magic into Rainbow Dash's asshole any day.
>>2842110No one was implying that. No one would even assume that.
>>2842120>rarity>not recieving
I want /v/ to leave.
>Arguing over which pony enjoys anal the mostThis thread is pretty shitty
ur al fagets
>>2842077
>4:30 AM>faintly hear rooster crowing somewhere off in the distance>sun isn't even close to being up>I don't live anywhere near a farmGod this place I moved to is weird. I have these stories every night.
>>2842129Which pony enjoys scat the most?
>>2842133Roosters don't call when the sun comes up, they do it before.
>>2842118Nothing wrong with the .mov format
>>2841386HA I FOUND IT
>>2842137And also my friend owns some roosters.
>>2842118I'M TEXTING MY DOG
>>2842137Well I guess that's good to know.
>>2842147THEN WHO WAS PONE?
>>2842114>Morning MLPG
DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS
I like Rarity carrying things in her squiggle tail.
I think I'm about to have my period.
>>2842154I HATE Rarity eating icecream.
>>2842129no it isn't, the pones have enemas beforehand specifically to avoid that problemseriously, it's like you've never had buttsex beforeyou...have had buttsex before, right anon?
>>2842151That doesn't answer my question
>>2842154>She'll never carry your dick
>>2842154I like Applejack jacking things in her apple
>>2842154I would let Rarity jack me off with her tail
>>2842154I like how she looks like she's hopping like a rabbit there.
>>2842155sick dubs xD
>post "Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?">samefag a couple times>successfully ruin threadMy work here is done. Until next time, MLPG!
>>2842155do you have a vagina and/or ovaries?
Anyone coloured this yet?
>>2842104>Nightguard finally breaks down and gives her a hug
>>2842155unfunny shit pls go
>>2842169>implying those dubs were anything "sick" like mine
>>2842171>Implying you can ruin MLPGLater, mito
>>2842175My favorite part are those two dicks rubbing each other
>>2842171if that was enough to ruin MLPG we'd have died before episode 3
>>2842162We were chatting about these two going on about their lives as guards.
>>2842175hahawhen did this come into existence?
>>2842167Not that I'm complaining, but how are tailjobs not a thing already?
>>2842175>sweetie disgust on sun>cutie mark
>>2842176Wait, is Nightgard hugging herself or is the day one a reverse trap?Because selfcest is hot, and I'm not really in to reverse traps
>>2842171LOL LE EPIC TROLLIN! XDDD
>>2842186It was kind of funny, anon posted a blank pony and said subs decided the pony. Doubles was "Ross."Then he said next doubles decides action and "Climbing a Wall of Dicks" won.
>>2842188It's been done a few timesI know TAW did a anonxRarityXTwilight one
>>2842188we're pacing ourselvesdon't want to over-saturate the fandom with too many rich subjects
>>2842144aw shucks, anon. i don't think that's quite it, but thanks.
>>2842198I figured it might not be what you were looking for, it was just bothering me that I couldn't find it.
>>2842104>>2842192Uh shit>Dayguard finally breaks down and gives Nightguard a hug>it hurts him too, but for all of their sakes, both of them have to move on
>>2842152http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF8i9E4mDjM
>>2842194oh man thats hilariousi should stick around more often
>>2842207General rule of MLPGThe most entertaining shit always goes down when you're not on.
>>2842205Pinki is the only one I would tolerate such behavior from.
>>2842205welp there goes the rest of my nightthat will literally never get old
>>2842214>tfw you seem to be exempt from that rule
>>2842193
>>2842225
would you a magic horse, /co/?nonsexually?
>>2842222I dunno, I think you missed the giant pony orgy leaked clip.
>>2842230no I would it sexually
/mlp/ please go.
>>2842205
>>2842230Absolutely.Although the runes and glowing eyes and stuff would make nonsexually very difficult on my part.
>>2842230Can I purple magic pone both ways?
It's the start of a fresh new day! Why not take a bit of time to practice your art before you head out to carpe the diem? Remember, with dedication, you can become great!
>>2842243yes, on the condition that you let her do the same to you.
>>2842244I don't art often butt some one posted something of mine today and it made me quite happy.
>>2842247DEAL!
>>2842249Post some of your art
>>2842230I would a magic horse in any way she would allow me to do so
>>2842249I see something of mine reposted every day.It's the best feeling in the world.
>>2842249Draw more then.Draw now.
Is this silly kid's show really worth all this?
>>2842247I don't see a downside here
>>2842262No
>>2842258>>2842255I'm not at home, sorryIt's just doodles anyways
>>2842262YesStop asking
>>2842244All I've been doing is working on my art. And it's still horrible.
>>2842262It's notGet out while you can
>>2842264good, she needed a volunteer for her latest experiment. bend over.
Would you still love pony if she was a raging, incurable diaper fetishist?
>>2842281Post some, regardless of how horrible it is
>>2842286Well, I don't love pony in a romantic manner, so as long as I don't ever have to deal with her fetish shit, I'd be fine with it.
>>2842214>tfw you're always around for this stuff but take it upon yourself to fill everyone in on the things they missed>tfw you realise how boring it is when you're telling it
>>2842286>It's over between us, Penke
So, I...I just watched Party.MOV and...what the hell was that?? Seriously I haven't smiled once, this is worst than the Rarity one, not even Duke helped it.Max should be really tired of this but he's making good money, I can't blame him someone should at least told him that those were not Pinkie parents
>>2842295Fuck, I'll take her. I don't care about her kinks.
>>2842244>carpe the diemThis is bothering me so damn much. Latin doesn't have a word for "the", injecting one in is just playing on my autism
>>2842257How do you get people to repost your stuff?
>>2842286Not just no, but hell no. Man's gotta draw a line somewhere.
>>2842284Done, what now?
>>2842281watch some moatdd tutorials nig
>>2842301gb2dota2fag
>>2842298>someone should at least told him that those were not Pinkie parents>bronies in charge of watching the show
>>2842306Is that like a 63 hugh bliss?
How can something not real be so painful for me?
>>2842302By not sucking dick at drawing
>>2842311I think it's that girl from that robot cartoon with a dumb name.
>>2842307I've gotta watch some shitty stream that isn't Redline first
>>2842317Robot jones?
>>2842302Not him, but if it's a pony doing something funny or like being used as a reaction image, just post it in context. Like if you drew a pony crying, just use it as a sad reaction image.People are sometimes more willing to save stuff if they think they're late to the party with an image.
>>2842313Thanks for reminding me that screenshot exists.A-Asshole ;_;
>>2842318>implying Redline is good>implying I'm not downloading it right now so you can watch it later on
>>2842314ouch
>>2842313Now, if there's any fic I wanted to draw it'd be that, but I know I couldn't do it justice.
>>2842317No, something automaton.
>>2842298stopfuckingwatching them
>>2842329>not exclusively downloading 1080p and FLAC files>not buying popcorn in preparation
she FUCKED a SNAIL
>>2842332Why do the "bridging the gap between our world and theirs" kind of stories make me tear up inside. More than most anything else even.
>>2842342>FlacDisgusting
>>2842345Snails, pls stop writing fanfiction
>>2842345>>>/mlp/
>>2842346because your life is shittyand you'll never be happy like those ponies
So dear general what are we bitching about now?
>>2842346That picture disgusts me.
>>2842347More efficient than DTS-MA.
>>2842359by the looks of it, party.mov
>>2842356Well you're half right, I like my life just fine though. It's not like I'm crying myself to sleep over them not being real, just the well worded fics and nice pictures about it really get to me.
>>2842359The fact that we will never be able to interact with ponies and how the fanfictions that play on this make us >feel
>>2842359Domestic abuse.
when i found out that party.mov came out yesterday it gave me something to look forward to for when i finished my dayit gave me something small to feel excited about
>>2842362why?
>>2842371Truly you are worse than Hitler.
>>2842362Ponies meeting humans/"why can't you be real?" stuff in general disgusts me.
>>2842347>Anything other then FLAC.Sure is poor in here.
>>2842366You know the ones that get to me most?Spike outliving the ponies by a long, long margin. I remember reading one where, years after they had all died, he had a picture of the six of them, but his memories were fading.I sobbed like a bitch nigga
>>2842298Okay, I JUST watched it. Pretty fucking dumb. Not an interesting or funny or even slightly apt satire of the pink one.
>>2842381Yeah I know the one. I'm sure some one could post it, it's not unpopular.
>>2842376People that compare every evil in the world to a single thing are worse than Dracula
>>2842373You know the original image?
>>2842371Are you one of those guys who have realized that they don't really enjoy anything, so define themselves trough rage?
Which pony will be first to get pregnant and start a family?
>>2842381Wait this one?
>>2842393Is it the Vietnam Memorial Wall?I didn't want to know that
>>2842397Fluttershy
>>2842392Fine with me, Dracula wasn't really that bad.
>>2842398Oh god, yes.I've read another one very, very similar to it. Fuck anon ;_;
>>2842397RarityShe will just drown it in the river though.
>>2842386for fuck's sake
Time for Mulan!http://livestream.com/bickerbox
>>2842377It only disgusts me when ponies actually ARE real but anon can't be with them because lol sad.
>>2842397Rarity
>>2842416>get woken up by another Klingon dream>debating going back to sleep for two hours>Terse streaming MulanWELP
>>2842377Well, to be fair, that pic is like from december or january 2011, those were other times...
>>2842433seems like only yesterday
>>2842430You made the right choice, staying up to watch Mulan. DO IT
I am currently now masturbating. I think I will be done in 10 min, then I'm going to play some games.
CRUSHKILLDESTROYSWAGLOL!
>>2842433I hated it before it was uncool.
>>2842443CRUSHMIXBURNREPEAT
>cooking with Pinkie Pie
>>2842453>that gifeverytime!
>>2842443Not gonna lie. This pony is the swaggest pony.
>>2842453>That gifHAHAHAHA
>>2842453Why did this make me so mad
I want /mlp/ to go
>>2842464Just don't cry, man..
>>2842464You thought about having to clean it up.
>>2842465start a thread on /co/ thensee what happensat this point it would probably be fine.
>>2842453>implying it wouldn't be more like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74ceC7ERsLc>that toast>Horses for Courses
>>2842465/mlp/ doesn't exist Anon. It is the summer of 2011 and we are posting on /co/.
>>2842467Dammit I did
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOAcRKZxjy4It's time for >feels, MLPG.
>>2842405>Personally responsible for the murder of anywhere from 80 to tens of thousands of people>Not that bad
>>2842481pls no
>>2842472Hahahah oh shit the way he opens the malk
>>2842475How I wish that is true, anon.
>>2842472>that ending10/10
>>2842453nah it would look more like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Wu3Bps9ic
>>2842481>name>thumbnailOh god.Nope. Fucking nope.
anyone ever noticed that the most whorish ponies have names beginning with 'R'?
>>2842510>Rapplejack
>>2842469>immediately spammed off the first page by korra threadswhich isn't to say i think the korra threads are a problem. too often people have i seen the terrible comparison here between us and them.
>>2842510You take that back this instant or I will find you and kill you
>>2842510Oh, you mean like Rapplejack?
>>2842518she blows dudes for 5 bucks a pop
>>2842514>>2842522wat
>>2842522GIVE US A SICK RHYME RAPPLEJACK
>>2842494>filename>>2842472>this videoGood lord I can't stop laughing
>>2842531Oh man, someone should draw this.
>>2842527so what if she does, that doesn't mean you have to go around telling everyone about it, ya jerk
which pony can dance the best
>>2842554duh
>>2842554No need to ask
>>2842565>>2842560BATTLE
>>2842554The fans are the best dancers
>>2842560
>>2842570...Is that from last year's Bronycon?
>>28425703 more days...
>>2842573I think so. Some pony gathering.
>>2842574I still can't believe there will be an orgy thereSo who from the MLPG is going?
>>2842570Someone needs to tell them that DDR is not real dancing
>>2842570>the guy at the front who keeps grabbing his fedora to make sure it stays swag
>>2842573The first one iirc
>>2842574
Aw yiss we /sp/ today
>>2842577I hope something from that orgy leaks online.Because I just want everything to burn.
>>2842577I think Schezero or whatever the name is is going.And an anon
>>2842587>>2842577>orgyWat?
>>2842585what the fuck is happening here
>>2842592Sherz made a tumblr post about hitching a ride there, I didn't see anything about an orgy. I think he was just mentioning that they happen at cons earlier.
>>2842592It's Scherzo you doofus.No, wait, wait, Scherzo is going to the orgy? HAHAHAHA
>>2842585how the hell did they rig that?
>>2842594Bronycon orgy manit's happening
>>2842596TP ATTACK NIGGANO ONE IS SAFEAlternatively, Ross_enters_MLPG.gif
>>2842597All I know is that his roommate who is a girl is going.So they have one confirmed female participating.>>2842594There will be a orgy organized during bronycon.At least one anon is going.
>>2842606>>2842603Like an orgy as in the sexual kind of orgy?At a convention for a children's show about cartoon ponies?
>>2842613Yeah, I think Tumblr organized it or something
>>2842570>PEOPLE ACTUALLY WANT TO GO THEREEVEN FOR BRONYBUX I WOULD NOT GO
>>2842614For real?
>>2842604fuck off reddit>>2842602leafblower
>>2842613Yeah. Con orgies are nothing new.
>>2842613Yes anon that kind of an orgy at that kind of a conventionThey rented a room and everythingApparently con orgies are something that exist and happen frequently
>>2842614>Orgynow i kinda wanna go
>>2842613Hilarious, isn't it? I'm still holding out hope it's all one massive, elaborate troll.But seriously, people hold sexual meetups at conventions on a fairly regular basis. You get a few thousand people who rarely have sex in one building, and chances are SOMEBODY is going to suggest they take advantage of the situation.>>2842570Well, at least they're better than Shepard.
>>2842624That shit's fukcing bananas.Like, with fursuits on?
>>2842621>fuck off reddit...what? Is TP reddit now or something?
>>2842627Look at these people and say that again.
>>2842629I WANT TO GO TO AN ORGY
>>2842604Ross_enters_MLPG.gif you said?
>>2842632Probably not fursuits, but probably some role play
>>2842635Ew I'd just find an attractive guy to rail menohomo
>>2842632That I do not know but I kinda doubt it.>>2842627On one hand orgyOn the other hand bronies and broniesNot really wanting it.
>>2842646Fat girls and fat guys, all sweat.Orgies must be cool, but no, I won't buy a fat orgy.
>Convention orgyI suddenly regret not getting tickets to Everfree
>>2842649>I can't tell where your fat fold stops and my chin starts!
>>2842627>that feelI've always wanted a chance to roleplay for real~
>>2842650I would really want to go to the Everfree.I do not care about the orgy, all I want is Tabitha and Claire
>>2842655Would you go to an mlpg orgy?I would.I'd never go to a meetup though
>>2842651>tfw guys are going to fuck their own bellies, thinking is some fat ass.
>>2842636But you see it will be majority male bronies.You would just end up surrounded by a bunch of Nathan-likes who want you to suck their dick and neigh.
>>2842663Well let's be realistic hereThey'd probably want to suck your dick and neigh
>>2842659I wonder how a MLPG meetup would be though?
>>2842659I'd go to an MLPG orgy if enough people I liked promised to be there. Not too many, though, it'd be exhausting to let you all have a go then~
>>2842669Horrible.
>>2842659I wouldn't mind to get my ass railed if I get to fuck Jessy and Rose.
>>2842661If I was fat I would probably fuck my own belly.Because I have that kind of fetish.But I still wouldn't go to a bronycon orgy because what in the fuck?
>>2842663Yeah the male to female ratio is going to be ridiculous.And increase even further when you llok at their females and realize that they are halfway between male and female
>>2842670Don't worry anonI'll help~
>>2842676>well um, since there's no other girls here, do you want me to be the mare, or do you want to?>why don't we both be mares tonight
>>2842671Can't be that bad, right?
>>2842672>tfw you will never have Jessy, Rose, PHN, Hoppip, and TAW lined up in front of you all begging for your touch
>>2842676Well I'm all for sucking dick I'd bolt out of there if they were all fat and shit.
>>2842675>If I was fat I would probably fuck my own belly.>Because I have that kind of fetish.
>>2842689You have no idea.
>>2842690Only two of them are females
>>2842697All but PHN are women.
>>2842697Isn't Hopopopoppooppo also female?
>>2842697they're all sluts
>>2842704No.
>>2842704That's just a myth, same with PHN
>>2842708>>2842711But...but that picture...OH GOD MY LIFE IS A LIE
ANYWAYSYou think there's going to be any actual official Season 3 info at this thing?Or just hoping the VAs let a little something slip?
>>2842690I want to see that picture of reu again
>>2842693>You will never turn into a jet and get the fuck out of here
but really though, an orgy sounds like something that should be on your bucket list
>>2842715Probably nothing official, but here's hoping
>>2842715I doubt that they won't slip something intentionally or unitentionally.And if nothing from Bronycon there's still Everfree and I thing Gardens of Eqeustria or something who also have show staff inveted so there's still hope
>>2842722Speak for yourself
>>2842693I can't lie.I'm not Ross though.
>>2842738Take me with you Jetty
Don't worry, girls!I've got a spell that will fix everything!
>>2842746Hop in, flyboy~
>>2842747I miss smug bitch Twiligh
>>2842728>Years later, you're in an old folks home swapping stories with other seniors, waiting to die>"How about you Anon, you ever join an orgy?""Uh, yeah actually">"Nice, what did you have in common? How did it come together?">Even at your old age, you can still drop spaghetti like a teenager
>>2842750lol no, thanks
>>2842747Sure you do, Twi.
>>2842747HnnnnnnNNNNGGGGGG...
>>2842759technically you're an hour early. Just chekced the site, doors open at 10:00
>>2842761I've got a spell that'll fix you right up
>>2842770Oh. Oh my~
>>2842757Suit yourself.You couldn't handle it anyway...
>>2842768oh shit i'm sorry. I'll be on time tomorrow
Would you a Twilight Sprinkles?
>>2842747No twilight you always make things worse.
>>2842765UUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNRRRRGGGGGGGH
Is MLPG going to be Bronycon General for the next few days then?
>>2842789Yep
>>2842789Not even the show could prevent it
>>2842789Yeah And I'm looking at the schedule and, it looks kind of painfulhttp://www.bronycon.org/panel-schedule/
>>2842798>Equestria Daily Q&NeighUrge to kill rising.
>>2842789See >>2842795. Last year Bronycon. We spent three days raging nonstop, completely ignoring the episode that aired that weekend.
>>2842783
>>2842798>Equestria Daily Q&Neigh>Sethisto! Cereal Velocity! Those other guys! Coming to you live from fabulous BronyCon, the blogponies of Equestria Daily will be there to answer your questions on all topics both personal and professional: What’s it like to run the blog? How does it all work? What’s your favorite ice cream? What is the sum of two sides of an isosceles triangle? Find out all this and more at the first-ever live Q&Neigh.Why
>>2842798Woah woah woah, Friendship is Witchcraft got a panel?Suddenly I'm interested
>>2842798>Have you had that one song you wanted to remix? Or maybe you wanted to make your own music? Come here and find out how! Many major music artists, including Cyril the Wolf, Mic the Microphone, D.Notive, and Baschfire will share their creative processes, and give you tips and tricks to make the best possible music out in the community!>Mic>Not horrible dogshitHAHAHAHA
>>2842798That Sunday is my idea of hell
>>2842798They released the schedule? Let me seeWell it has some interesting things.Some ponykart, two VA panels, Lauren Faust for an hor, DeLancie for an hour.We could get some pretty cool info about the show,The rest is shit tough
>>2842791>>2842795>>2842798I guess I'll just work on updating my tumblr instead or something.
>>2842817>Mfw Mic will give a speech on how to flow properly
>>2842828It's actually really funny manJust don't take any of it too seriously.
So, not that I want to interrupt you guys' broneconing or anything, but would anybody be interested in doing a Daring-Do themed short interactive story/quest thing some time?
>>2842829I wouldn't be able to stop laughing for hours
>>2842828We had a lot of fun in january. Sure we almost forgot there was an episode but it was a fantastic day.
>>2842833sure.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>2842833What do you mean exactly?Sounds fun
>>2842833Yeah sure, I got some time to kill.
>>2842840HAHAHAHA
>Meet some of the minds behind fan game projects such as MLP:Online (Salty Justice, Toasty Justice) and Ponykart (Makkon, Swivel, & Elision)I wonder if Makkon will slip up and call Hoppip a "he"
>>2842837The only good part was the VA panel. Everything else was painful
n class="quote">>>2842846But Hoppip is a he
>>2842846Which one is Hopopopo?
>>2842840>orgy>with thoes guysnevermind
So have we come up with a drinking game yet?Because there's no way I'm going to handle this sober
>>2842817>BaschfireI think I heard of him.Not that bad but he made one album dedicated to past sins.Oh god I remember last year when they said that every brony musician must make a Past Sins related song because how great it is
>>2842840I liked you, heman-anon
>>2842841like, adventures, potentially stickiness, so onnot like, right now, but if there's interest...
>>2842850It was a good pain.
>>2842856Every time a mod in the stream chat bans someone, drink.
>>2842856>Take a sip for every fedora
>>2842851Exactly, bronies think it's a girl who made the plushie
>>2842858his name is He-Manon!
>>2842853Hoppip is HoppipHe's not going
>>2842864They think it's a dude
>>2842864Oh true, hah, I hope some of the developers name Hoppip to see the reactions
1/7/12never forget
>>2842867No, they don't. Hoppip IS a dude.
>>2842856I'm just going to be steadily drinking through it but if some one comes up with a good game I'd do it.
>>2842856>Drink every time Seth imitates Trixie
>Come by and hear how your favorite episodes get written! Panelists Lauren Faust, Amy Keating Rogers, and Peter New will discuss how exactly they come up with the inspiration that gets turned into an episode, and give tips and pointers to fans looking to write stories of their own.Wow this sounds pretty gr-NEVERMIND
does anyone go to Bronycon and report it via twitter or whatever?
>>2842876LK
>>2842871That interview about the Lyra toy refer to Hoppip as a him.They think Hoppip is a dude
>Animators Get Animated>RobBob from Alligator in the Tub Productions (Epic Cupcake Time, Epic Pie Time and Epic Wub Time), LaserPon3 ( creator of Pony laser shows and laser animations) and Ask-TheCrusaders (animator and creator of the Ask-TheCrusaders Tumblr) talk about the production process behind their videos and answer questions from the audience. They might have some surprise videos to show as well.That sounds really cool, they have some great animation skills.
>>2842875haha >what are you talking abo-oh
>>2842875Oh shit I'd love to see that one
>>2842880>>2842876LK and SB are going, and seeing as they're rooming together, SB will probably help LK with the twitter
>MLPG Orgy>It's all dudes>There's still too many that want to be the pretty mare for everyone to get a go
>>2842895You will never be a fly on the wall of their room
>>2842896>MLPG>orgyI thought you guys were interested in renting a pony for a day instead of trying to fuck each other?
>Speed Drawing Contest>Ready? Set? Draw! Compete against 9 other artists as you race to complete the given topic as fast as you can!someone should participate this eve->9 other artists who?
OPTION A
>One of the best things about being a Brony is the incredible fanart this community produces every day, whether it’s Equestria Daily’s Drawfriend, or taking over Deviantart and Tumblr. So join host Garrett Gilchrist (tygerbug) as we meet some of our favorite fanartists. Are you excited? I’m excited! Featuring John Joseco, Pixelkitties, SpeccySY (Ask Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie), Chibi-Jen-Hen, Celebi-Yoshi, Tsitra360 (Poster Prints at WeLoveFine) and WillDrawForFood1 (Ask Surprise).>Speccy will never doodle for us again
>>2842895SB is gonna fuck the shit up of LK, that's going to be really funny.
>>2842903>arguement over what color to paint her breaks out>everyone involved dies during the fight that breaks out
>>2842910what
>>2842910I don't understand your hiphop black people languageAre they going to bum one another?
>>2842913Or you could just make the party BYOP if that's gonna be a problem. That way everyone will have a pony.
>>2842896i would fuck them allexcept the fat ones.
>As the brony herd goes about its daily business, members sometimes catch sight of a binocular glint coming from the bushes, as researchers scribble down notes of how this exotic new species behaves. Since bronies came onto the scene, academics and lay researchers have been flocking to study the fandom, with papers and even PhD thesis discussing the implications of bronies. Three PhDs studying the herd, and a brony who conducted the largest demographic study of the herd to date, will discuss why researchers are so fascinated with bronies, and what has been learned to date.
>>2842896I'd give in and give le dick to my fellow slutty mares
>>2842919>swapping ponies with one another to fuck>the next day, your pony stumbles back to you, bow-legged and satisfied
>>2842906OPTION B
>>2842930AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2842930A plz
>>2842930i'm thinking C
>>2842930>>2842906Uh...Um....
>>2842925>quicheGross.
>>2842906why does pinkie have pink eggs attached to the sides of her head?
>look outside the lifeboatGuys, it's seriously bad out there, like Arc of the Covenant Indianna Jones bad.
>>2842929>bow-leggedwait a second that's not how equines work
>>2842943that's just how hard they are getting fucked
>>2842945they got fucked so hard that their legs broke?damnease up you guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00wlIfoxgpY
>>2842940To block your view of her hideous hands
>>2842945What if you just want to cuddle your pony
>>2842955>>>/ponychan/
Is drawing circles considered drawing?
>>2842943Shit, I forgot pone legs work that wayExcuse me, I just got done writing sex from Korra
>>2842960only if you draw the rest of the fucking owl on top of them
>>2842960Well...yeah? You're drawing them.
>>2842955I know that feel anon.
>SB and LK are sharing a room>They'll never start a double stream for us>tension will never slowly build up during the stream>They will never start fucking forgetting to close the streamsLIFE IS SO CRUEL
Now that Mulan is finished, it's time to move on to The Little Mermaid. Come join us for part 2!http://livestream.com/bickerbox
>>2842930>changing hooves into hands suddenlyLyra is gritting
Is there such a thing as a good pony remix of anything?
>>2842969why the fuck do you care about some fags on mlpg
>>2842970Oh hey, a chance to post this!
>>2842922The fuck is this from?
>>2842974http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxGWkon7WdQ
>>2842969I fucking hate it too when those faggots fucking forget to do thingsOh well they'll probably have sex or something
>>2842974Subjective.I like Dakshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh9RoLWusro
>>2842979Bronycon schedule
>You will never a pony
>>2842960They're ok practice but it's better to turn them into something
>>2842977Wouldn't she be a kelpie instead of a mermaid?
>>2842977>octobugpone offers to make you a mare in exchange for your voiceWhat do?
>>2842969SB and LK are totally not going to have sex what the fuck is wrong with you
>>2842840
>>2842989>You will never be a pony at the MLPG orgy
>>2842969You're so shallow, I was hoping to see a romantic dinner with subsequent caressing rather than your banal fucking
>>2842977>needing an excuseWhen you have interesting art, just post it.
what is your size?
>>2843000Medium;_;
>>2842996>wanting to be a pony mercilesly fucked by MLPGDear god.
>>2842977>webbed wingsI like it
>>2843000Of what?
shut the fuck up TAW
Sandwich pony's body changes to recreate the favorite sandwich of whoever is near her. What would she become for you?
>>2843003>wanting to be a pony mercilessly fucked by MLPG>and when I say mercilessly, I'm not using an hyperbole
>>2843000either too large or far, far too small[spoiler i'm fat and have a small dick..
>>2843015Chicken Salad
>>2843016>tfw same
>>2843000S28/32size 9 1/2
>>2843015penis
>>2843015a Reuben
Anyone up for a stream? I have to finish that request from yesterday.
>>2843020Man that thread was hilarious and then it went to utter shit fast.
>>2843023>tfw im skinnier or shorter than a female28/28
There's a show?
>>2843018Lose weight. Most of it's buried.
>>2843000What, you wanna gift me a T-shirt?
>>2843027peanus come watch the little mermaid with your fellow britfags
>>2843027Sure, what was the request again?
>>2843015Roast Beef>She realizes what she is and starts freaking out>feels bad man
>>2843027As always
>>2843032>it isn't
>>2843034Oh damn, bickerbox?
>>2843029I'm reading it.I've been lurking on /co/ a lot recently, everything is so different...
>>2843016>You will never be the mare at the mlpg orgy>You will never be fucked to death by an endless series of eager anons>Your death will never be the the splinter in the mlpg community that causes some to ask if mlpg has finally gone too far
>>2843040hell yeah nig
>>2842990I will draw something nice, I just need to figure and experiment with stuff.Samurai Lyra riding BonBon with a mountain in the BG.
>>2843043>>2843034Fuck that shit, Terse can go homeWe draw now
>>2843021>like I mean mercilessly>I don't even want a flicker of concern for my well-being to filter through their minds as they use me to gratify their desires>they can rough me up all they want as long as that helps them get off
>>2843047kierz go awayi have peanus now
>>2843047I could draw in a few, K.Just for you. I have more chill dnb for you to listen to.
>>2843050umok
>>2843053Hehe you have penis
>tfw you know if your tried to have sex with a pony you would get kicked
>>2843050>i>know>that>feel>BUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN ;_;
>>2843055>chill>not dropping bangers like Skrills
>>2843042>get exhausted about halfway through>just let them do the work, your face the very picture of contentment as it's pressed to the floor>no one notices when you finally pass out>pass on while unconscious, with a big smile on your face>the last few people in line have no idea they're fucking a corpse
did someone say sex with ponies
>>2843050>>2843064We should form a support group.
>>2843073Where we get fucked into rehab?
>>2843069i'm reading this and i still have a bonerisis this how people become necrophiliacs
>>2843069>Last anon in line>He knows his place, he never really contributed much, he's just happy to be along for the ride>Finally, his turn comes up"Guys, I think there's something wrong with this horse">"Yeah, it doesn't have a dick in it, get to work you faggot""Sir yes sir"
>>2843076Well, I was thinking more a Slutty Mares Anonymous sorta deal. "Hi, I'm so and so, and I want all the dicks." That sorta thing.Then about halfway through the first meeting everybody realizes what they have there, and not a single person leaves unhappy.
>>2843068B-B-B-BANGARANG
>>2843071why was that cappedseems like a typical day in mlpg
>>2843094MUTHAFUKINSKRILLLLLLLSSSSS AWWSHIIIIIIIIT [DoYouEvenDrop]
Would you let Lauren Faust working on MLP?
>try to show friends some good dubstep where the wub is used subtly instead of MASSIVE FILTHY DROPS BAH GAWD>They say I have shitty taste and start talking about beats headphoneswhy am I even friends with plebs
>>2843105>Fluttershy
>>2843105The only thing I drop is spaghetti, not bass.;_;
>>2843108So you can feel superior knowing that there arw worse people than you
>>2843108Post some.Kill your friends for liking Beats
>>2843108WOWIT'S ALMOST LIKEI MEAN CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONGBUT IT'S ALMOST LIKETASTE IN MUSIC IS SUBJECTIVE OR SOMETHING
>meet the pyro soon>colorado is on fireawkwarrddd
>>2843118Actually it's not that at all. It's the stereotypes and prejudice against dubstep thanks to brostep.Oh well
>>2843120ha
>>2843113I showed them Rutten and a bunch of other stuff from skream! and a little bit of Benga which I would have thought was up their alley.I didn't even try to tell them I like James Blake's Klavierwerke, they all thought it was a joke album.
Eh, capped that guard thing from last thread. Tried to split it into the two characters since the posts all kinda mingled together and without backlinks it was a bit hard to follow what was going on. Not sure if it really worked.
>>2843120viral
>>2843131>EA in charge of marketing
>>2843129drops ain't filthy enoughtalk isn't modern enoughbeats ain't sick enough0/10 try harder faggot
does anyone like thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CATngmjRitI
>>2843129>Don't You Think I DoI cried for no reason in the middle of that song, I just felt moved. But that is a weird album in general.
>>2843130Fucking hell sentenal
>>2843135Yeah that's pretty great.
>>2843135It sounds okay
>>2843129Skream only has one song I really like, but I admit that he has talent.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soaAo8sx3Yc>that horn
Which pony would love Joy Division the most?
>>2843155>skrillex links a particular aphex twin song on his facebook and says it's his favorite song>literally hundreds of his fans comment with variations of "where's teh drop"
>>2843154skream made exothermic reactionfor that reason i will never forgive him.
>>2843166I feel so bad for him, I bet he's a cool guy with fucking retarded fans
>>2843166His fans are pretty plebshit.
>>2843144>>2843146okay i was just wonderingI don't think I've ever found someone who likes the music I like and it just gets frustrating after a while
>>2843166yeah i saw thatmade me happy i don't listen to dubstepcurrently downloading skrillex's entire discography out of curiosity piqued by this thread
Exterminate the weak
>>2843168Exothermic was a mistake to be sure.
>>2843180gross
>>2843182But why?Why not recognize the cause of their weakness and help them to become stronger?
>>2843182Execution level next
>>2843170>I bet he's a cool guyI don't think its possible for a "cool guy" to willingly choose the hairstyle he has chosen.
>>2843187No way to explain it
www.livestream.com/peanusHA HA TYM 4 ARTZ STRAMZIFICASHUNZ To get myself in the mood I will be starting off with Boats N Hos ponies.
>>2843190I'm XXX bitch
>>2843154>generic drum n bassoh england, please stop trying
>>2843195Triple X rated
>>2843180Rock and Roll (Will Take You to the Mountain) is the only one worth a listen.Even that one is a bit vulgar for my tastes.
>>2843196>not knowing about Metalheadz or Good Looking Records
>>2843180Just listen to one on Youtube.I got 'curious' about Skrillex after so much talk, and went to listen to some, thinking 'surely, it can't be that bad'.I couldn't even get through a quarter of what is apparently his only good track. It's EVERYTHING that's wrong with dubstep. It's why I hate the genre. Skrillex is the goddamn devil.
is there a name for the geographic feature in which a slope rises gradually on one side but sharply descends on another
>>2843199<insert SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK DROP>
>>2843205What was the track?
>>2843208a cliff...?
>>2843197He is busy drawing bear porn.
>>2843208A mountain?
>>2843210Is that song dubstep?
>>2843208a descent?
>>2843215Yeah, man.
I think ROSS is an okay artist when he draws pony.
>>2843219>sorrysorry
>>2843218Nice.Could you show me some songs like that?I prefer this heavy sound instead of the random wub wub.No offense.
>>2843222so does almost everyonehis art is "okay"usually
Janitor is asleep, have a butt
>>2843219
>>2843229>thread immediately implodes>literally all images deleted >janitor gets promoted to 4chan's head administrator
>>2843208So like a hill combined with a cliff?Like a hillcliff?
>>2843120>I live in Colorado>I'm the Pyrodon't tell anyone
Fluffy ponies kind of remind me of Pony Blobs.
>>2843166>I don't listen to Skrillex>I don't know what a "drop" isfeels good being older than all of you
>>2843240yeah
>>2843241Valve viral marketer pls go
>>2843229>having a nice femrover minidump>magneto asks what to draw>everyone asking for femsnails/regular snailsI hate all of you.
please let me sleep
>>2843120Pyromania!
>>2843241The Pyro is Terse.
>>2843257Yeah guys, can we pause for like an hour?I need to go to the grocery store
>>2843238>Global Rule: No more Generals outside of /vg/
>>2843257never.
>>2843263I am?
>>2843264>>2843224oops wrong one
>>2843271Yes, you are.
>People considering Skrillex dubstepMy dear MLPG, Skrillex is to dubstep as Nirvana is to grunge.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlEkvbRmfrA
>>2843263I would that dress
>>2843271>make it obvious who you are >still post as anonymousYES I AM STILL MAD ABOUT THISDEAL WITH IT
>>2843229I liked SB's coloration more.
>>2843267>MLPG moves to /vg/I don't really know what would happen, but I don't like the idea
Guys, Andrew W.K said in a MTV interview he's going to a ponycon, and he loves Pinkie Pie, someone needs to ask him if Pinkie is his waifu. Also, he said he would be discussing "pleasure" at the con, what happens if he starts a chain reaction that iniates a orgy there too?
>>2843278>A BLOO BLOO BLOO I CAN'T IGNORE THINGSFucking deal with it.
>>2843278Well when people say "(old guard tripfag name) pls go" you might as well acknowledge that they got you right.Happens at least once a week to me and I haven't tripped since, like, the end of the season if not earlier.
>>2843277It looks fabulous.
>>2843278I don't bring myself up unless I'm streaming or someone mentions me, though. It's just strange to ignore someone calling your name. Seems rude.
>>2843246The drop refers to the moment at which the music suddenly shifts, and you become absolutely positive that you hate the track, and can safely 'drop' it there.
>>2843286BUT I CANT FIIIIIILLLLLLLLLTEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR HIM MY BUTT IS HURT OVER THIS FACT
>>2843281>Implying it will change something
>>2843276Wheres da drop?
>>2843276pretty good but wheres da drop?
Well, at least the sniper finally got a new SMG.
>>2843241I think maybe Valve's gone a little too far with this ARG
>>2843309I'm only interested in the movie
>>2843281>MLPG moves to /vg/You know what, I might want this to happen. They tend to keep to themselves and they usually follow the format like this general. You know, like waifu talking, normal spamming, meta meta meta, and actual talk about the what the general is for.
>>2843293You'd look fabulous in it
>>2843273sorry
>>2843326>tfw I wish>tfw I'm 6'0, 190, and yeah it'll never happen>tfw ;_;
>>2843309>not posting the .gif
>>2843276>yfw i enjoy nirvana and skrillex
>>2843303TERSE I KNOW THATS YOU GET FUCKED
>>2843279Have it, janitor can't do shit to me.
>>2843335>Implying I wasn't subtly requesting the gif by posting the static image
>>2843309FOUR HOURS REMAIN
>>2843319
>>2843334Clearly you underestimate Rarity's skills as a designerPretty sure she could make any anon look simply fabulous
>>2843309Scout's pistol and Sniper's new SMG were the only good weapons.I want that fucking Sniper hat
>>2843345Whoops
there are thousands of nazis in freedom landall of them are fun
>>2843336>Being sad at someone else's plebe tastes
>>2843351>THROW GEMS ON THAT BITCH>fabulous
i want /mu/ to leave
>>2843350>plot
>>2843353Face fucker looks pretty neat.smg is shitTHAT FUCKING LAUNCHER HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE IM REALLY PLAYING UT2K4
>>2843360But she did that only twiceAll her other dress don't have gems
>>2843348You know it's like... Right on the page. You can just Save As.
>>2843360It still looks better than what high fashion can do.
>>2843351>skillsThat'd be why she's still operating in "Middle of fucking nowhere" Ponyville, huh? Face it. She's a common hack. A dime store floozy could whip up a dress that'd challenge hers.
>>2843358i'm not saying you're sad, i'm just saying you'll never be happy because of how much the taste of others upsets youit's nothing to be ashamed of, anon, it just means you're going to have to become a critic
>>2843335Wow, what a big difference
>/mu/All I listen to these days is lo-fiForgive me, reverse hipster elitists.
my farts are really smelly todayI'm trying to masturbate but it's distracting me
>>2843383>modest mouseI like them they're pretty neat.
did LK set up that twitter yet?
>>2843379>suddenly raging Rarihatethe fuck bro
>>2843360If that didn't work there are other "alterations" she could make
>>2843368>The smg is shitYeah whatever. Get a kill with it and you have a guaranteed critical unscoped sniper kill. and it suits my play style
>>2843360>throw gems on that bitch>she only canonically loads up dresses with gems specifically for sapphire shoresStay mad.
>>2843379Shit man, Rarity isn't even my favorite, but even I know you're wrong.
>>2843400but what about that sexy launcher?
>>2843403That and the play costumes
>>2843394me too i love that one song they do
>>2843383p good but weres da drop?lol
>>2843411The one with the whiny voice?Me too
>>2843412terse pls
>>2843403I can't even remember the context of this scenebut sweetie belle's face makes my penis happy
>>2843394I only like their radio stuffThe rest of the shit on their albums is way too deliberately weird
>>2843380But it doesn't upset me at allI don't know how you're getting these implications
>>2843350I can't for the life of me figure out the meter to that thing. The fact that there are literally NO rhymes doesn't help.
>>2843416That's Kierz. He thinks it's funny.
>>2843408All RLs with less than 4 rounds are shit.
>not listening to Wugazi while you MLPGhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQq7nVX6Jcs
>Late 1800s Victorian fashion will never revive
rarity is not a good designerbut she has great connections, which is what is really important in the fashion industry
>>2843428>Not listening to Ab Soul
>>2843383>Minus the Bearmah nigga
>>2843421then stop crying about itgeezno one cares that you hate fun
>>2843418>he hasn't memorized SisterhoovesGet out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQIBtbsX32Q>tfw everyone who hears you listening to this accuses you of being a hipster, if not using that exact wordthey're probably right
>>2843391Don't really need to know that, man.
>>2843426>not using the direct hitPeople do this?
>Not listening to 15 minutes of recorded silence while you MLPG
>>2843447The hitbox is still way too small.
>>2843440But I didn't cry about it
>>2843441well, iirc it's at the end of sisterhooves after they've made up and shitbut I can't remember why she's making that face
>>2843450>that's the pointdo you even TF2?i don't anymore because hats are dumb
>>2843448>Not listening to the Choco Taco Experience
>>2843395yeahhttps://twitter.com/#!/PastaWatch
>>2843447Amazingly enough, yeah.There are even people who actually use the liberty launcher.
>>2843399...What are you implying, anon?
>Listening to the Choco Taco Experience
>>2843448I listen to 4'33". So deep.
>>2843447Splash Damage is way too valuable to give up for better mid range.
>>2843459>rocket jumper>mantreads>market gardenerI have never had more fun
>>28434652deep4u
well?do you?
>>2843450>hitbox is too small>relying on splash damage to damage someoneCmon man, atleast aim at the person you're trying to kill.
>>2843475What even is that thing?
>>2843477No you fuckwit, it's impossible to directly hit them
>>2843475she looks more like a spider than a pony
>>28434453deep5meI liked when he started chanting fancypants
>>2843475No. That artist is awfulWhat's it meant to be, a muppet? That's not the sexy horse xeno I fell in love with.
>>2843471I need to get my hands on a rocket jumper and a strange market gardenerFuck it looks fun.
>>2843453shhh there's no need to lie to us in an attempt to save face or whateverwe will never care about you
aw yeeee motherfucker I got enough metal to craft all that good shit
>>2843482well obviously not, or people wouldn't use it
>>2843493>strangeonly faggots use thoseare you a faggot?
>>2843497
>>2843498>everyone is happy except Bonbontypical
>Not being able to directly hit people with the direct hit>Not using strange weapons wherever applicable>Not being a faggot
>>2843498>mfw i got 9 refs>crafted them into 3 hatsultra casual
>>2843508well at least we can all agree that venture bros is awesome>brace for dissenting opinion
>>2843458that fucking picture, hahahi'm actually looking forward to this
is the janitor still sleeping
>>2843505It's a cheap strange, mite as well.
WHO FEELS LIKE DISCUSSING CARTOON PONIESHERE'S A NICE ONE
I secretly enjoy when MLPG turns into different boardsBecause we do it better than them/k/, /fit/, and /ck/ are my favorites
>>2843448>not listening to a loop of a GAU-8 firing
>>2843521I really enjoyed the first two seasons, but after that I stopped caring.
>>2843521>Implying anybody would ever disagree with that opinionHoly shit I love Venture Bros. so much.
>Not discussing cartoon hats before cartoon ponies
>>2843528I like it when we go /sp/
am i the only one who stayed up late on the weekends to jack off to the "adult" infomercials that aired in the wee hours like for girls gone wild and shitam i the only one who masturbated to cinematech nocturnal emissions
>>2843523durr SCARYmy internet connection is 2slow4u
>>2843527I prefer this one
>>2843527But she is the worst pony.
>>2843527>HERE'S A NICE ONEfucking >implying
>>2843523Too slow to be effective. 0/10
>>2843527I LIKE THAT PONY BUT I LIKE MORE THE PINK ONE, DO YOU LIKE THE PINK ONE?
>Not gladly, actively and fervently discussing worst pony
>>2843540>cinematech nocturnal emissionsDAYUM NIGGA YOU'RE AWESOME
>>2843540those commercials are/were awfuldid you not have internet at the time or something?
>>2843538Divegrass soon fellow /sp/artan
>>2843379This is why the nobility loved their clothes?Ponyville was an important place.It is like the old capital.
>>2843552>Pinkie PieI hate her she's autistic
>>2843538I like /sp/, /g/ and /sci/and /mu/ sometime
>>2843523>Open picture>HEY WAIT A MINUTE>.gifClosed that shit at hyperspeed
>>2843528I really loathe /k/, so I don't like it when all the fags decide to start talking about guns or tanks or planes or whatever.Never get militaria fags started. They're worse than weeaboos and horsefuckers when it comes to their waifus.
>you will never a blackbird
>>2843569>>2843570Hehehe
>Not liking pinkie pie
>>2843570IRL or pony?
>>2843583Pono
>>2843559but adult sites on the internets are illegal to view when youre under 18police will catch you criminal
>>2843569>That feel when Fluttershy and the B-52 Stratofortress are your waifus
>>2843562All the ponies are autistic, anon
>>2843562What about the Purple one?
>Purpledick sparkler is okay.
>>2843587Specially TWILY
>>2843588WHY IS SHE PURPLE?
Choose your pony to dance with
>>2843558I know.I miss that show.>>2843559Exactly.No internet.No porn channels.I rip pages out of my uncles porn mags and smuggled them home whenever I went to visit him.
I like this horse the mostDuring season 1 celestia and twilight were the only sane ones. Also she's very pretty and graceful.>you can not come up with a more complicated, in-depth reason because there is nothing more. it is a show for little girls, anything more than "they're nice, not a retard and they're pretty" would be making things up.
>>2843584well...okay probably notIRL on the other hand...do blackbirds have exhaust vents of some kind...?
>>2843595Ehhh, Rarity.I don't really like her but she seems like a fun dancer.
>If i had do dance i'd go with fluttershy>I hate dancing and i'd wager she does too
>>2843601Celestiafags wingfags are worst fags in the General
>>2843588I also hate herShe's autistic>>2843587See this anon knows itThe blue green one? Autistic.The Orange one? AutisticThe background one? AutisticExcept the white one. She's retarded
>>2843475What is that lanky monstrosity?
WHAT DO I DO WITH ALL THESE GOLDFISH AND LINT
>>2843608>Implying that I ever talk about itHa.
>>2843609>Except the white one. She's retardedpffft
>>2843540>Girl gone wildThat commercial is a piece of shit, taking advantage of drunken girls and sell it for money.
>>2843540I jerked off to a GGW commercial when I was on vacation once. But otherwise, no -- I had my own computer from a tender age so I just looked at porn.However, the first orgasm I ever experienced happened when I got the GameInformer issue on "Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball."Oh, Hitomi, you nasty slut
>>2843595Panka Poe, look at that sweet dance!
>>2843601So what, almost all the ponies are nice. Boring.
>>2843569Planes are cute and lovely.Ponies are cute and lovely.It is a thing forged in heaven.
>>2843598well that's why you go down the local ho-down and impregnate some slack-jawed, bare-footed, buck-toothed hillbilly chicklike all the other poor kids
>>2843595Rarity because I love her
plsguys plsdon't let this become another /pol/k/ debate
>>2843618you realize that all those girls sign consent forms once they're sober
>>2843615delete.
>>2843527HERE'S A PLUMP ONE
y r u guys so gey
>>2843631IM VOTING OBAMA BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE COULD VOTE FOR ROMNEY
>>2843628> local ho-down and impregnate some slack-jawed, bare-footed, buck-toothed hillbilly chick>>like all the other poor kids...unf
>>2843631>Not wanting to fight and die for your countryOnly a true man would accept such a duty.
>You will never get the cutie marks colored;_;
>Not being gey
>>2843632I doubt that. Big time. Didn't the head faggot get a bunch of lawsuit for the said reason?
>>2843641Draw
>>2843641Klonduck can you draw some wide-hipped femrover
>>2843601>That faceNOGODDAMNSTOP POSTING IT
>>2843631there's only been like 1 /pol/ comment and 2 /k/ comments apart from the ponyplanescool your jets
>>2843651k
>You will never be a cute girl>Gay men only like other manly gay men and they would never fuck a trap
>>2843652>babby face
>>2843624>Planes are cute and lovely.
>>2843560GERMANY/ITALY WHEN
>>2843657thx bb
>>2843646Eww porn.>You will never get the cutie marks coloredWhy?
>>2843652
>>2843629haha you love rarity
>>2843658i'd fuck a trap
>>2843658>Be a manly gay manThis is true.My dick can only love someone who invests as much time into their bodies as myself.
>>2843658>Gay men only like other manly gay men and they would never fuck a trapyou're joking right
>>2843662TOMORROW
>Not colouring the cutie marks yourself
>>28436584channers love to fuck traps, or so I hear.
>>2843463Well, her special talent is finding beauty where others don'tIf she was unable to alter a dress to fit her model, why wouldn't she alter a model to fit a dress?
>>2843608Have we lost our crown so quickly?
>>2843652>>2843669Giant god horse X Giant god human OTP
>>2843646Oh gosh, look at that blue rump wiggle~
>>2843660What seems to be the problem?
>>2843652>filenameSo was Zyzz and engineer or what?
This thread is moving at hyperspeed
>>2843595I thought weaver only did 2 of those.what the hell.
>>2843673>implying it doesn't take a lot of work to be a convincing trap
Would you shake your shoulders at a pink pone
>>2843646That russian drawing of the rape carousel was thousand times better.
>>2843683Yes. Every time Chrysalis grows a new one some fag steals it and uses it in his daily omelet
>>2843676OKAY THANKSHERE IS PONE AS PAYMENT FOR YOUR KNOWLEDGE
>>2843692The other four were done by someone else
>>2843662Tomorrow.We Spain-Portugal today
>>2843696sturm pls go
>>2843694>Work>Not just pumping yourself full of hormones and paying for expensive facial reconstruction surgeryNope
>>2843695No, that's fucking creepy
you would not have sex with rarity
>>2843704>We Spain-Portugal today>We>implying I'm going to watch iberianpeninsulakickI will. Hopefully fights will break out in the stands
>>2843694>this topic
>>2843658You just have to meet the right gay/bi dudes.Though, yeah, the current predominate preference in the gay community seems to be for "straight-looking" men, which is pretty heteronormative but the gays gave up on that particular fight after the AIDS thing and now just settle for being able to get married and raise kids.
>>2843716False
>>2843669pls
>>2843716well, not vaginal sex, anyway, being that this is rarity
>>2843716I already did.
>>2843722
>>2843716Jesus Christ Terse now you're moving to having wrong facts?That's wrong
>>2843708whatever brahi like 'em
>>2843717Hahaha, it's going to be a good match.
>>2843658
>>2843729
>>2843733But that's not me! I don't do the ponyfucking thing!Anyway, on to the topic of the moment. The Little Mermaid is over and done with. Now we're moving on to Beauty and the Beast!Join us! http://livestream.com/bickerbox
>>2843720sigh.
>>2843734And to each his own.I just can't like something IRL unless I can imagine feeling their solid muscle hugging me tight.
mandatory
>Wanting to have sex with rarity
>Giant space humansWhat if a giant space pony wanted to hug you?But they were pale and hairless?Would you still hug the giant space pone?
>>2843748i prefer to be the one doing the tight huggingbeing the man and whatnotprotective
>>2843687>rainbow dash is the only one still actively fighting it>twilight is sobbing quitely and applejack mutters a curse everytime she feels one behind her>fluttershy is an impassive, comatose wreck>Pinkie Pie is starting to moan and pant at the height of the fucking, with the slightest hint of pushing backwards for more>rarity's been struggling to avoid shouting out in ecstasy and begging to be used since it began, and she's starting to lose that battle despite the insistent reprimands of Applejack
>>2843753rarity wouldn't even have sex with you unless your genitals were pierced anyway
We /soc/ now?
>>2843757We discussed it yesterday, why weren't you here? Why you hat us?
>>2843757What a smug twat.
>>2843754I thought the lesson of that movie was that pale hairless space giants are needlessly and comically hyper-violent.
>>2843669
>>2843755It'd be equal hugging. I'd prefer to keep the sub/dom setup out of anything but sex.
>>2843764No, what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>2843766I was here
>>2843757This isn't wide-hipped Rover, klonderf
>>2843774This talk about faggotry.
>>2843775Put your trip on and make a new thread.Pls.
>>2843749I don't want to be a little girl, I just want to be TREATED like a little girl, sexually.
>>2843770What kind of resolution is that?
>>2843754bald pony is best pony
>>2843782I dont have it with me. Someone else should do it
>>2843786The best one
>>2843769You would be too if you woke up and someone with your exact genetic code had nice skin and a full head of hair.
>>284378625 million one
>>2843792JUST MAKE IT
>>2843807I COULD MAKE ONE FOR YOU TONIGHT ANON~
>>2843789Bald pony you say?
>>2843816It's not night
New thread!>>2843824>>2843824>>2843824>>2843824>>2843824
>>2843807OK!
>>2843789>>2843820You know I would, anon.
>>2843829I COULD MAKE ONE FOR YOU AT LUNCH>>2843831Nevermind ;_;
>>2843831FUCK YOU TERSE I HAD A GOOD START
>>2843845sorry kurondiku-kun, you can come watch disney films with us ;_;
>>2843834OINK OINK
>>2843845We should totally team up Klondork. Take Terse down. YOU AND ME MAN.TOGETER LIKE BROS FIGHTING...FIGHTNING WHATEVER TERSE IS
>>2843859I will fucking fight you
