Old Thread:>>2832888What are you doing to prepare for the Pony Apocalypse?
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Blowing up DHX Media.One less company to produce shitty shows.I can't believe season 1 is practically their magnum opus.
sure, whatever.i'll believe.
wings
>What are you doing to prepare for the Pony Apocalypse?Same thing I do everydayMasturbating
did anyone happen to cap that waifu >greentext from last night about grown scootaloo and her oversized wings?the one with the photo shoot of her in a wonderbolts outfit?
buying this burrito
>>2837789Like nukes or like this weekend?
BEDIS TIME FOR BED
>>2837789Tell me she's not.
>>2837838I left it ambiguous because I'm a snarky bastard
>>2837835Do you remember any keywords? Exact date/time?
ponibooru is closing eh? tear in my eye, end of an era. thanks you guys who ran it
>>2837847you're not Snarky Bastard....are you?
barely seems appropriate for a convention with small children
>>2837866Nope, just anon
>>2837861>GuysYeah, no.Thank you grorious archive. You were truly a saint.
>>2837870>bronies>small children
>>2837866he's not me.
What are you pone?, /co/?
>>2837843I agree.
>>2837870small children don't watch this show
>>2837861Ponychan was a shithole with 0 quality control. For every good picture, there were a thousand shitty "meme" things that may as well not exist. Derpybooru is showing promise, what with only inheriting the high-rated pictures and banning fluffy abuse.
>>2837884So are you you?
>>2837870s'all good and you know it
>>2837869>collars
What's with all this end of the world talk?
>>2837870Which one is ecm though?Is he in the suit? if so,Anon was right, nice hips
Join a cult surviving the event.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptP0OR-e7rI&feature=related
>Rarity will never be the toast of the town
I'm loading my magazines and making sure the filters on my gas mask haven't expired.This assumes I survive.
>>2837887what?not that one
>>2837850http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2813948.html#p2816468starts here, goes on into the next threadhttp://arch.413chan.net/mlp2816859.html#p2817027
>>2837889Stop that.You're making me sleepy.
alright here is a request from a bit ago the request was fluttershy riding a disgruntled big mac but that seemed ooc for fs so I changed it to the cmc does anyone have another drawing request?
>>2837889I just realized that the frame with her mouth wide open is the perfect target for a futa shop.Now I feel bad.
>>2837870Well. That's really... something.
>>2837870Oh god.This is going to be so much fun when the inevitable Red Eye coverage comes on.Shit, just imagine it!
>>2837870That greasy as fuck hair.
>>2837908Bronycon is this weekend. They're going to sing 'Smile! Smile! Smile!' for Daniel Ingram.
>>2837870>>2837905These costumes are so unnerving to me
>>2837922Hnnnnng!What about Pinkie liking the glass of the candy store.
>>2837920Alright, one sec.>>2837922That is so cute!>>2837870That is so... demonic looking.
>>2837910that is ecmajors fursona
>>2837922WELL FINE I DIDN'T WANT FLUTTERSHY ANYWAYSThat's adorable man thanks.
>>2837861And nothing of value was lost. The replacement is far better.
>>2837921But look at how at peace she is.You know you want to join her in blissful slumber.Maybe even lie next to her, her poofy tail lying across your legs as you fall asleep with an arm across her.
>>2837941>They're going to sing 'Smile! Smile! Smile!' for Daniel Ingram.oh god what
>>2837941Welp.
>>2837870The tiger print hoodie with the tiger print t-shirt was a bold move.He doesn't pull it off.
And people say they are all ooc in MMDW.
>>2837869why would a pony have extra fur on the chest? forget to shave?
>>2837941Wait, tel- no, tell me they aren'tyou're jokingthis isn't happening>remembers pony hutThis is the first time other people have made me feel ashamed for liking the same thing they like
>>2837914the only apocalyptic cult i'll join is Hers.
>>2837969Someone post le ingram face.The one that says, kill me.
>>2837922Hey this reminds me of the picture Gavalanche did
>>2837980>AJ too diabolical to be contained within 22 minutes
>>2837970boop you say?
>>2837969I would almost be impressed if they would do the cider song from Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000.
How high do you rank this new Alicorn MLPG?
>>2837910Oh man, and I spent so much time looking for it.He sure posts a lot of shit on his tumblr.He does look better than anyone he's posed beside though.
>>2837980I was just about to post that. Are you a wizard?
>>2837980Its a kids show, no one takes the character continuity seriously.
>>2837970I remember when Leth was adding a single 'o' to every boop each thread. It would have eventually stretched to the sun I tell you.
>>2838000>the only evil thing AJ could do was add apples to the cake
>>2838014>missing the entire point of bronies
>>2838021>Is not really evil for her because apples make everything better
>>2837995well I've been mistaken for gavalanche before
Is fishing canon?
>>2838021
>>2838035Really? Because you can draw faces.
>>2838038yes
>tfw going to cousins grad party on Saturday and gonna miss bronecon>tfw actually wanting to watch bronycon stream over actually doing things
>>2838042oops, didn't mean to link to that...
>>2838034>she was really trying to repair the cake after seeing it partially eaten
>>2837964No. No I don't.Okay, fuck you, I'm going to bed.
Seeing all this fursuit I kinda want to have one right nowIt just looks so comfy
>>2838014It was consistent in season 1. There's no excuse for completely fucking it up in season 2.
DORKS
>>2838009Is it wrong that I kind of want him to some pinup style poses?
>>2838014Thats what you would expect.
Would you Pinkie pyro?
>>2838078yes
>>2838065Just buy a snuggie and save yourself thousands of dollars and some dignity
>>2838065They're probably extremely hot and sweaty and uncomfortable to wear.
>>2838058Well there you go! She is not a bad pony.
>>2838038FS give dead fish to ferret
>>2838089but not much dignity
>>2838089>snuggie>dignity
>>2838083Shoot it with my shotgun?Yes.
>>2838083no, but i would a Rarity Pyro.
>>2838111But she is the rape Spy.
>>2838005Is that a boy horse or a girl horse?
>>2838087I wonder if he would if I asked.I hope he as anonymous questions enabled.
>>2837995>>2838035I'm glad he's dead. I hated Gavalanche.Also he's the one responsible for ruining Fluffy Pony.
>>2837907
>>2838083oh god, 11:40 hours left for pyromania
>>2838105>implying fursuit is more dignifying ya'll niggas too furry tonightsee you later
>>2838065Makes me want to mess with them... Somehow...Maybe with a really obnoxiously overblown shitty-ass fursuit. With everything bad about fursuits blown way out of proportion. Like with a massive fucking hole in the crotch area, like a foot and a half wide. Just walk around being a caricature of furries.
>>2837941>Daniel Ingram kills himself live in the middle of the song.>Just pulls out a .45 and shoots himself in the head.>Room goes silent.>One asshole yells "BOOOM, HEADSHOOOOOOOT!
>>2838135There is no way you wouldn't be taken seriously.
>>2838125Whats up with that picture of an empty hallway?It looks like a shitty hotel.
It's nine o'clock on a Saturday...The Regular crowd shuffles in.There's an old man sitting next to me,Makin' love to his tonic and gin...
>>2838125That grey thing on the end is really creeping me out
>>2838154Its probably where they stayed while at a con or something.
>>2838152Its fucking perfect, isn't it?And I'll wear a huge cross and talk about how great jesus is all day
>>2838129http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a0/Heavy_cheers01.wav
>>2838166Con?Con for what?
>>2838158That gif doesn't match the mood of that song at all
>>2838184For furfags.
>>2838158La, la, diddy daLa la diddy daaa, da dum...
>>2838165And that one is no where near the most terrifying.
>>2838193Whats a furfag?
>>2838148>One brony in the corner is guffawing like an idiot>..ah..ha..ha..he's pretending to be a..a...Fluffy Pony!ahahah
>>2838158And so I wake in the morningAnd I step outsideAnd I take a deep breath and I get real highAnd I scream from the top of my lungsWhat's going on?
>>2838196OH JESU
>>2838131>Pyro update>1 weapon for the Pyro>3 item setsDANGIT VALVE
>>2838185...That's not the image I meant to upload, I swear.
>>2838196My favorite thing about these is they all have penises under there.
>>2838196
>>2838222scootaloo really likes penises doesn't she? Dash will be disappoint
>>2838195Now John at the bar is a friend of mineAnd he is quick with a joke or to light up your smokeBut there is someplace that he'd rather beHe says,"Bill, I believe this is killing me."As the smile ran away from his face"Well I'm sure that I could be a movie starIf I could get out of this place"
ded
25 arts, 13 writes, 3 boths for the event.I'll make sure every artist signed up gets to contribute, but as of right now the July schedule for it is prepped, and just waiting for confirmation from everyone.If you write and want to participate, please, let me know. I'll be happy to add you in to our 41 current participants.Everyone currently signed up should have received an e-mail from me with either a date, or letting you know it'll be in August at some point. If you didn't, it got lost somewhere.Looking forward to what you all create.
Do you think Thunderlane is going to beat Big Mac today in the PWC?
>>2838222Well, she loves dicks.This is why she hangs around Dash so much.
>>2838246Fuck Dash, Scootaloo is begging for my penis.http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/873571#search=Scootaloo
>>2838273He dont have a chance. Maybe Caramel.
>>2838201>That feel when you first discovered furries as a child.
>>2838272How is the 'artist/writer' thing gonna work?Are they going to have separate stories or is it just gonna be one and the same?
>>2837980This is bullshit, apparently there was a song cut from BNE as well and she has a copy of it!?!?I need this!
>>2837941>They're going to sing 'Smile! Smile! Smile!' for Daniel Ingram.I think I'll have to stop my little sister from watching the stream with me nowSmile's her favourite song and I don't want her to kill herself
>>2838277dat fucking little saddle, goddamn
>>2838289I dunno, Big Mac has the size but Thunderlane's punches are painful. I think it'll be close.
IF I WAS IN WORLD WAR TWO THEY'D CALL ME SPITFIRE
>>2838299>You will never hear the "good" version of the song from the show stoppers>You will never see AJ being Evil in MMMystery
>>2838272>Some unlucky fuck will get Ross.
>>2838294I'll be putting them at least a week apart from themselves, and they'd just contribute as normal.
>>2838306>watching bronycon stream with your little sisterthat seems like a TERRIBLE idea
>>2838316>You will never see AJ being Evil in MMMysteryEating a cake is not really evil just rude.
>>2838272>We have more artists than writers at the start of this event. Quite a bit more.This is honestly the opposite of what I expected to happen. Interesting.
>>2838318Ross has not signed up.
>>2838313Would you be spitfire in a spitfire?
>>2838316>you will never see Rarity dressing up Luna in Luna Eclipsed
>>2838009>>2837870Hell, I'd still hit it.
>>2838290>that feel when you learn about furries and fap to the porn for a year or two>that feel when your brother calls you over and tells you he just saw a show about these people called furries that dress up in weird suits>that feel when you feign ignorance
>>2838272no email yet. just signed up the other day though. perhaps i got missed?
>>2838196I re-finish ME3 with EC DLC and I come back to find this staring me in the face?This is the worst of nights.
>>2838306Bring a camera and get her to approximate the sweetie belle disgust face, then post it here.
>wonder bolts pony$27.99 for the set. fuuuuck i am tempted to get it.
>>2838321isn't there a July F-O, too?
>>2838332It'll be funny, she and her band of junior horsefuckers hate bronies already and she'll probably want to laugh at them with meBut then again I don't want her to kill herself once it's done
>>2838321I meant, like, are the writers and the artists who aren't doubling going to have separate 'chains' or is it just going to be one and the same?Like, will writers only have to write off of something else written or will they have to write off of a drawing?
>>2838350Yes. Yes I would.
>>2838353He really does have nice hips.
>>2838364>hatless AJgonna burn this mother down
>>2837941why do bronies think singing is a good idea at all meetups?
>>2838352>You will never see a Brony beat in the middle of the street.
>>2838376We are bros now.
>>283836428 bucks for onee, or for all three?Both are tempting.
>>2838373>she and her band of junior horsefuckers hate bronies alreadyWait, seriously?From what?And how'd you convince her you're not a brony?
>>2838379No joke. Padded out, obviously, but who really cares?
>>2838334Yeah but I heard it's the Evviilll way she eats cake
>>2838387they flip shit for songs. clearly, everyone must flip their shit for songs, as well.
>>2838364Oh shit, I want that top one.Gilda, Dash and pseudoSurprise?Fuck, if those are available where I live I'm getting one.
>>2838376>you will never be spitfire's wingman>you will never crack jokes back and forth during combat
>>2838385Look under the label next to her...You will shit a house.
>>2838316>>2838352Are these the only three pieces of material that are confirmed cut from the show?
Homage is not impressed
>>2838355Why would he 'call you up' about that sort of thing unless he knew
waiti just realizedthis is ushttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exo1ADBRh8k&feature=related
>>2838364Candy ass should use sunscreen.
Your favorite pone has a nasty case of diarrhea. Knowing that pone poop is a thick ice cream or mousse like substance, would you be the one to rim her sensitive aching butthole, drinking down the chocolatey goodness that surges out?She shivers once you wrap your mouth around her swollen pucker. Her guts start rumbling with liquidy squelches and burbles before a warm spray of chocolate mousse shoots down your throat. She utters a pained whimper as her guts wrench and her pucker convulses, spurting out several very wet farts followed by another gushing flow of the creamy chocolate fluid. You're able to gulp down most of it well enough, with only a small amount dribbling down your chin. You pull back to lick your lips and lap away at her asshole, wiping it clean.
i go to cons for the sex.
>>2838397all 3http://www.toywiz.com/mlpfimpvc.htmlim only getting it because i dont have the aj,dash or twilight yet
>>2838434No. No I would not.
ZHOFRPH WR JUDYLWB IDOOV
>>2838364God Cadence coloring looks even worse as that toy.
this thread could use a little more >feeling
>>2838364>Granny Smith has a custom mold>complete with a walkerHoly shit my sides!
>>2838364wow, I actually want that cloudsdale setdash looks like a generic shitty pose but the wonderbolt and gilda I'd like on my desk
>>2838434yes
>>2838447Why do you have pony toys? Do you play with them?
>>2838360Make sure you send it to this e-mail up in the e-mail box, not the one for the friendoff.All e-mails in my inbox for this event have been responded to.>>2838371Yep. But Pony or Die is just one day per participant, so they shouldn't clash too much.>>2838374It will all be one, long, alternating string of ideas. Picture-story-picture-story, until everyone's participated.
>>2838447Oh sweet, they have them separate.I'm 10 dollars poorer with nothing to show until July.Damnit.
>>2838400I was the one who introduced her to pones, sort of. She laughed at me at first when she saw me watching pones one day, but a few weeks later she came to me asking for more episodes after seeing a few on TV herself. Then it got popular around her class.I didn't need to do much other than tell her the more unsavory things she ran into on the internet such as Cupcakes, bad fanfiction and the horrible horrible thing she hears about bronies were the work of bronies, andm ade a distinction between them and us fine horsefuckers.
>>2838434pls go
>>2838455give us our start, brother.
>>2838469YES
>>2838469I just like to have them. I put them next to my computer.
>>2838469>not re-enacting your favorite fanfictions with authentic toys of characters from the show
>>2838440Thought that was the norm. Go to convention, give and get a few BJs and get your ass torn from anal sex
>>2838434Anon... I know it's hot, but you're just reposting the same thing from the last thread. This is how people start getting mad at us.Please don't.
>>2838486Twilight and Applejack feel!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbPkG72y-mQ
>>2838407green isn't your color had two bad ass songs and no one cared
>>2838476Any particular reason we aren't including a link to our works in our applications anymore?
>>2838486last night, we came up with some good stuff for older scootalooshall we try our hand at older sweetie belle?
>>2838494>favorite fanfictionPeople have these?What's your favorite, MLPG?
>>2838415>you will never watch her take down a Kraut on her six by outmaneuvering him and forcing him to crash when he can't pull up in time.
>>2838469I sometimes try to fuck with the hair and make it look good.Its fucking impossible to do, someone should post the guide please.
>>2838494>not using modeling clay to make them anatomically accurate>not giving Rarity a marecunt so large her tail couldn't possibly hide it>not making Big Mac sport an erection larger than his legs
>>2838476resent signup email.
>>2838416cant see shit capn
>>2838515Yep.You'll just be given the e-mail to your partner, so they can provide you with whatever links or whatnot you may want.
>>2838509
>>2838506at the same time?
>>2838516Didn't older Sweeite model for Rarity? And all the accusations of nepotism evaporated when they saw her in whatever Rarity's latest dress was?
>>2838537Ugh, figured that was the idea. Okay.
>>2838520Twilight Skies Over Canterlot. I can't wait to get the Luna toy to play with Twilight
>>2837920Hope I got everything, the archive 4chan x thing isn't working for me atm.
macbeth > hamlet
>>2838561that was like one postwe're gonna need a little more >feeling than that
>>2838509Nigga you slow.
>>2838516I can't into Sweetie Belle as anything but an adorable little-sister figure.I won't stop you guys doing what you want, though. Have at it.
>>2838520Wind Beneath Her Wings.I can't wait to reenact the Wedding!
>>2838520http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/its-dangerous-business-going-out-your.html
>>2838569You got everything.Thanks, sentenal.
>>2838560Yes.Together.
>>2838565>Twilight Skies Over CanterlotYes.Even if you don't read fanfiction normally just go read this.And keep in mind it was written in the middle of Season 1.
>>2838520just read Eternal. was pretty >feel packed.
>>2838520Fallout Equestria, it's brilliant.
>>2838590Thats like the only one I've ever read
>>2838593No third party?
>>2838606pls go
>>2838520I haven't read anything in a very long time, so I'm still kinda stuff back late-hiatus 2011.That being the case, I really liked Hotsauce's fics. And RagingSemi's yes, i know, shut up A Pony History of the Dragon War was really enjoyable. So was his Our Last Goodbye.
>>2838536
>>2838598I honestly never liked that one.It just felt... aimless.Like, purple-prose-tripping-over-its-purpleness level aimless.
>>2838527a____9@gmail.com?If so, sent.
>>2838598It is so cool how awesome they made Luna even back then
>>2838613>Getting mad over Bulletsponge.
>>2838627Are you sure?It looks more like a pattern on the background to me.Not 3d enough, but it might just be the sticker being in the way
>>2838569Archive 4chan thing?
>>2838590Seconding this. Gave me my first and only pone dream.The Gildsedale fort is awe-inspiring in person.
>>2838644>getting mad at lesbians>everwhat kind of a man are you
>>2838631Well, yeah, but it does that specific thing amazingly.>>2838644pls go
>>2838627>Its the right color and everything.Oh my shit.
>>2838619OH! And how did I manage to forget EbonMane's Ships That Pass in the Night! Man, did that one have be bawling for a while.'Course, I was goin' through withdrawal at the time, so the intense depression I was going through at the time might have had something to do with it, but still, sad story.
>>2838636nope. f___y@derpymail.com.
>>2838619Yeah Raging semi's not porn fics are godlike.Where did that guy go anyway? Did he escape the ride?
>>2838585>You and Rarity chaperone at Sweetie Belle's school dance
>>2838627NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT ANONDONT DO THIS TO ME
>>2838678Im not Irish but probably
>>2838590Thirding it,
>>2838647The plastic is molded around it, it's not the background.It is hat shaped.
>>2838678Aye.
>>2838678I'm only like 1/6th irish, but yeah, its a safe bet
>>2838693>>2838647Alright, It's time someone photoshopped I_WANT_TO_BELEIVE.jpg to have AJ's hat in it.
>>2838561>Rarity is happy that Sweetie Belle is finally getting somewhere with her life.>her breakout performance in Hoofington drew the eye of Equestria, now she's opening for a famous event in Canterlot>Sweetie walks into her shop, flanked by her new fans>She's a sigh to behold now. Young, with lovely curly pinky and purple flanks curling around her graceful face. She's grown taller and taller, reaching the same height of their own princess Luna, with slender legs and a longer ivory horn.>Wiping her brow daintily, she trots over to her (now shorter) older sister. Rarity smiles, her magic pulling the curtain away to display a selection of dresses that would be just perfect for her.
>>2838693Oh shit, maybe it is.God damn, if it actually is I'll have to buy two of the boxes.
>>2838644you can't use the toys unless you plan to kill them or mod them
>>2838678His entire speech reeks of MLPG elitism.It hurts.
>>2838668>tfw I use to frequent that place
I liked Two's a crowd, Three's a company. Has it's problems, but I really enjoyed it.
>>2838675>a slow song starts playing>you and Rarity exchange glances>one dance won't hurt
I loved you not.
i was fucking joking about re-enacting fanfictions, in case you didn't know
>>2838516What'd they come up for scootaloo?
>>2838747Oh Ok then
>>2838723>Velvet.BUT SHES DARK GRE BALRGRARAGAR
>>2838728Wait, isn't that that Octavia/Scratch fic?The one where Octavia gets knocked up?why>>2838664Oh shit, been ages since I last heard that name.Has that dude done anything recently?also which one was Ships that Pass in the Night?
>>2838729pone does not dance with human
>>2838743I'd see what sort of mutant freaks I could make with night guard nonsexuallyor sexually
>>2838648http://files.sooaweso.me/archivechan.user.jsI must have done something wrong, something that can fixed tomorrow with a reboot.>>2838651Dashes part of reaching the other side... inspired me. Deeply. I'll just leave it at that.And Rarities part was really well written overall. I felt the emotion from Falalauria's outburst, one of the few times I felt something like that reading something.God, when will Jetfire come back? I have so many question and things to say to him.
>>2838668Still got nothin, not even in spam. Don't know what to tell you.Triple checked, this is the e-mail to send to for it.
>>2838724
>>2838747well oh well it is fun to play with toys and read stories and play stories with toys
i cant find anything good to jack off too. anyone have hot picture of scootaloo
>>2838747There are no brakes on the autism train
>>2838715>as her new photographer, you get to see her in every single one of them>you want to talk to her, but are convinced that she most likely wouldn't be interested in anything you have to say>one day during a break in the photo shoot, she starts talking to you of her own accord
>>2838779This one's pretty spicy
>>2838743I still think that Sun-Guard is actually pretty handsome.He's everything I expected Shining Armor to be.
Is it >fanfiction time?Idea: Story is presented as a book, containing a poem by Luna pre-NMM, and then a lengthy commentary authored by Celestia filled with anecdotes, reminiscing and so on of her relationships and life with and without Luna and trying to understand her and stuff
>>2838756Don't really know why, but I just enjoyed it.
>>2838769strange. resent again from alternate (gmail) address. hopefully this one gets through.
>>2838757says who?
>>2838785>And then you fuck.
>>2838755are you mocking someone, who says she is dark grey? Story says she is charcoal, Homage is grey
>>2838757I tend to think of these stories as humanized. I'm glad some of them are vague enough on details to allow that.
>>2838770Needs more sparkles.
>>2838795Don't forget her confessions of love for her sister
>>2838794There you go.
>>2838756>Has that dude done anything recently?Dunno. Haven't been on the 'scene' so to speak. Too much to keep up with nowadays.>Ships that Pass in the Night?Twilight and Big Macintosh both love each other but are to afraid to say anything. It ends with Big Macintosh leaving the library with a note from Twilight that says "I love you. Please don't ignore me." He never gets the note because he never opened the book - it was just an excuse to see Twilight.
>>2838795kinda interesting
>>2838770So, who here is going to show up at Bronycon in that outfit, only instead of a Swastika it's the marker.
>>2838766Wasn't he here like yesterday?
i havnt checked in a while. are there any decent futa rarity or crossdress caramel fics.
>>2838770IRL, that speech is correct.Why might one say that, exactly?It's simple.We spent sixty years dealing with Germany's failure to wipe out Russia.
Why is everything so boring?
>>2838743>that feel when night-guard pony sidles up to you and flashes you a half-lidded look
>>2838794>Sun Guard leads the Pegasus forces, while Shining Armor leads the Earth-Pony and Unicorn infantry>He thinks Shining Armor is a moron, and wishes his predecessor was still alive.
>>2838822I would that guard so hard. No homo.
>>2838813I wish more people requested humanized fics. I actually like them better but I enjoy pony art more.
>>2838794>>2838822Poor stallion can't get his wings up.Stallions have this problem sometimes.It explains why he looks so frustrated.
>>2838845I like that idea.>>2838849What about his waifu.
>>2838831Apparently, that was an anon just pretending to be him. He revealed yesterday he was just doing that to mock me or something after I mentioned seeing Jetfire was a good day for me.
>>2838842>Night guard winks at you
>>2838766>Dashes>RaritiesThanks to inept grammar, your name has been stricken from the list of potential candidates for human enhancement.
>>2838833God damn.How do people even let themselves become that disgusting? Being that fat actually takes quite a bit of effort.How do they do it?
>>2838857UNF
>>2838850What kind of filename is that.
>>2838729>>2838757>>2838801>a few minutes later, the song ends>you keep dancing, her head resting on your shoulder and your arms around her
>>2838857Night guard pone is my girlfriendo
>>2838857Not the guy you are responding to, but yes.
>>2838857just because she hit on him in one pic doesn't make her his waifu
>>2838756>>2838824Fuck that fic felt like a little bitch ;_;. One of my first ones alongside "Melting Pot".
>>2838863What a shame.
>>2838864>cheeseburger buttOh god quit reminding me I have to eat more. I just ran out of protein whey and all my meat is frozen
>>2838831No.That was apparently sentenal's stalker.Sentenal made an offhand comment about how he was genuinely happy that Jetfire showed up for a few and then his even more autistic stalker blew up on him, calling him a pathetic faggot and saying shit like 'i was only PRETENDING to be him!' and generally being an obnoxious, obsessive douche.Seriously, it's just straight up sad how obsessed that guy is about sentenal.
>>2838860Hahahahahaha.People really do hat you.
>>2838877I think she is in that universe of fanon.>>2838881>melting potI like that one.
>>2838795It could be good, but I'd wait to see the season three episode lineup just in case we get a Celestia episode.
>>2838877>they're bunk/room/barrackmates>she cant help messing with him constanly because he never reacts
>>2838887I haven't eaten since yesterday.
>>2838766>http://files.sooaweso.me/archivechan.user.jsNeat thanks
>>2838872>Sweetie Belle sees the two of you>she makes this face
>>2838678Fuck, I'm Irish too
does anybody hav any drawing request?
>>2838869en espanol
>>2838824>He never gets the note because he never opened the book - it was just an excuse to see Twilight.Ouch.
>>2838931Ñ
>>2838908Oops, wrong image.
>>2838902I went twenty hours without food yesterday, for no discernible reason.Today I finally got around to putting some leftover chicken breast on bread and eating that.I'd think I was depressed if I ever felt less than content.
>>2838861>the eye on her armor winks at you
>>2838869
>>2838934what do you mean ouchit was a not she wrote trying to get him to do what he was already doingthe note was a moot point
>>2838926Draw McIntosh and Braeburn paling around
>>2838947>the eye on her armor winks at youWHY? THIS IS NOT EVEN SEXUAL AND IM HARD.
>>2838901>"You know you're allowed to smile off dudy Spear...">'...'>"Cmon." She puts her hooves on his face, forcing a smile.>And then she squishes his face, making him duckface.>The look causes her to snrk, then fall over laughing.>She looks up and notices his face still looks like that and doubles over.
>>2838934It has a follow-up fic too which is really good.After reading the two i was depressed for like a week. Call me a fag but that's the one thing that really presses my buttons.
>>2838959>wearing armor sexually
>>2838845>Moonguard spots a vein throbbing in Sunguard's temple when a meeting with Shining ends.>"...Wow.">It's the only thing she can think to say - it's the closest to being genuinely angry she's ever seen him
>>2838926Draw Big Mac Aj adn Applebloom sleeping on top of each other
>>2838964>dudylol doody
>>2838926Draw a brony dropping spaghetti from his brony pockets at bronycon.Don't forget the fedora and cargo shorts now.
>>2838966There's a follow up?
>>2838966Same. Only like a month.I actually broke down at work thanks to those two fics.August was a rough month for me.
>>2838983Yes. The Three Notes. Look it up.
>>2838964>>2838975Is this a new thing? I like it.
>>2838959>she stands perfectly still and at attention>flutters the eye on her armor at people/ponies to fuck with them
>>2838785>she turns out to be one of the sweetest girls you've ever talked to>she always has a cheerful smile on her face>she's actually interested in what you have to say>she laughs at your attempts at humor>before the two of you know it, the break is over and it's time to get back to work>she asks you if you're free after the shoot is done
>>2838967I miss Armor bro.he hasn't been around lately.
>>2838926/fit/bow Dash and Twilight at the gym.
>>2838959Because armor is sexy
>>2838983"Three Notes", if I recall correctly.
>>2838926Cuddle Rape
>in a piss thread actually discussing the show>people werent being too retarded and was decently enjoyable>mods delete the thread for no reasonthis board is worse than ever even imagined
>>2838872>you only realize the song is over once you hear school-fillies d'awwing and colts snickering.
>>2838964>she later learns he suffers from a horrible medical condition>Play-Doh Face>she horrified by how cruel she was
>>2838926Draw an MLPG sparkle-nazi riding Blitz bareback dropping ziploc bags of spaghetti on bronycon
>>2838945I posted the right image, thank you very muchshe'd LOVE that shit
>>2839010>mods delete the thread for no reasonit's cute that you believe that
>>2839016
>>2838988Yeah it might have been closer to a month for me too, I read Twilight Skies Over Canterlot and The Circle of Friends at the same time as well so it was like an emotion atom bomb.To think that pony fanfiction could do these things.
>>2839016>He kills himself out of embarrassment
EVEN AT WORKBATMAN BATMAN
>>2838860You do know you'll never find him, right?
did LK do that tumblr thing?
>>2838994>>2839004The one where different people read the note?
where is slowbeef
>>2838996>It is very effective and fucking with tourists.
>>2838959>she's passed out after some pleasantly rough sex>you roll out of bed and get a closer look at the moving eye on her armor>you flip it over and almost drop it when a pony face presses out of the metal>HELP>ME
>>2839056Yep.
>>2839052I'll never stop looking.
>>2839065NOPE
>>2839027whatever reason it was it was a stupid one. there was nothing in that thread that was rule breaking, and the discussion was about the show primairly.
>>2839032You know how your parents you tell you that your face would stay that way if you didn't stop making faces? Something similar is true with ponies.
>>2839073...s-so, uh, sentenalwhy do people call you a creepy stalker, again?
hats off, knock your shots back; we are taking a moment of silence;_;7now post some LyraBon
>>2839099>autism
>>2838860You're adorably pathetic, sentenal.
>>2839065Nah, thats not hot, see.>Enjoying rough sex with moon guard>her tongue is hanging out of her mouth as she pants>her eyes scrunched closed in pleasure>the eye on her armor rolls upward and dilates as she orgasms
The only reason I'm not going to read this TwiMac shipping faggotry fic is because I will feel incredibly fucking jelly of Twilight being in love with someone other than meHell, Preggity was supposed to be about Rarity and I started feeling uncomfortable whenever the TwiDash inside was mentionedTruly these are autistic times
>>2839069Then I already read it.>that last chapter;_;
>>2839093They're marshmallow, of course the faces stick that way
>>2839099There is no way i'm knocking back anything for FoE
>>2839075>Piss talking about the show.The mod probably assumed that was against the rules, as it is something that never happens.
>>2839074>you hear her roll over in bed>"What are you looking at honey?"
>>2839111This guy gets it. It's funny, not grimdark.
>>2839111that's the ticket
>>2838983Yeah, and it's fucking depressing.Opens up with the CMC talking about their final group project for their final year of school and reveals that they've grown apart after finding their cutie marks. And then goes on to talk about how they're probably never going to reconnect either because they're all going their own separate ways after they graduate.Forget what happens after that, but that bit always stuck with me, mostly because I was graduating myself at the time and I could pretty clearly see the signs of 'friends going off to do their own thing' with my own very close friends. Shit hit too close to home yo...
>>2839111>you will never experience pleasure so great your tongue hangs out of your mouth and your eyes roll back in your head
>>2839113but.. twilight is MY waifuhas she been seeing other neckbeards behind my back?
>>2839111you think she likes it when you massage her wings like regular pegasi do?
>>2839097>not getting the Deus Ex quote
What's a standard print resolution?
>>2838860Jesus fuck you are autistic.
>>28391445000*5000
>>2839153I love mlpg.
>>2839142>Quoting a shitty show.
>>2839142the what quote?
>>2839106what a quick response! It's kind of ironic
>>2839111>Equestria is invaded by an army of Stooges>They quickly achieve victory thanks to the literally glaring flaw in the guard's armor design
>>2839075My point is: do you think it more likely that the mods (who never come here) or janitors (who seem to be pretty good) deleted it or that the OP deleted it (either purposefully or accidentally)?I'd wager on the latter.
>>2839157>showi chuckled
>>2839140It just tickles.
>>2839140Probably, but I bet she enjoys it in a different wayShe's got smooth leathery wings instead of feathers, so while I bet she does enjoy massages as much as any pegasus, she REALLY loves it when you trail a finger down the spot right where the membrane meets the limb
>>2839149>>2839109>>2839158>>2839157...Jesus. You make this place insufferable.
IS THIS THE ENDOF EVERYTHING
>>2839058>Sun-Guard has lost count of how many times he's reprimanded her about being professional on the job.
>>2839139Your Twilight is imaginary are you are just somebody who likes to fantasize about herUnlike all of you the real Twilight is communicating with me and indulging in my fantasies with me telepathicallyI must believe
can we post some Gilda pleaseshe makes me smile
>>2839140>Bat wings.No bro.She wants them gently touched.Your hand just touching the surface, causing her to shiver.>Your finger tracing every line, noting every detail.
>>2839178THIS STORY'S OLD BUT IT GOES ON AND ON UNTIL WE DISAPPEAR
>>2839174I still say the nightguard are augmented earth ponies.
>>2839176sent pls go
>>2839158It's some shitty video game from the 90s
>>2839210don't you start with that shit
>>2839178PANIC
>>2839192awwww yeahI'd give those delicate wings all the tender loving care they could ever need
>>2839186She is basically the best pony.
>>2839192Does she hang upside down over her bunk to mess with new recruits?
>>2839161Holy fuck, I shouldn't be laughing this hard.I need to go to bed.The mental image of hundreds of stooges engaged in a massive battle with pegasi, while the stooges dodge swoops accidentally by stopping to tie there shoes, and doing nothing but poking them in the eye on their armor.The ponies can't even do the knife hand block thing, they're screwed
>>2839217That's your fucking answer for everything.
>>2839214It's quite a shame that 90s gaming was so terrible.
>>2839161>their warcry still strikes fear into Luna's Royal Guard>"WOO Woowoowoowoo!"
>>2839186
>>2839227yeah
Why can't I get my dog pregnant using my own semen?
>>2839186>you will never wrestle with Gilda>she will never squeeze your head between her thighs
>>2839230>"I am batmare."In the gruffest voice she can muster.>In the middle of one of Sunguards addresses to the new recruits, as soon as he mentions 'justice' She shouts out "JUSTICE" in the same voice.
>>2839250Divine law.
>>2839250You haven't performed the quickening ritual
>>2839250Because you aren't a ponyBut god help CL if he's not going to try anyways
>>2839250Because your dog isn't a girl, you faggot.
>>2839250Are you a dog?
>>2839255we will never a lot of things man
Taking requests for sillysexual stuff.
>>2839266It didn't work on either of them and one is a girl.Really frustrating.>>2839270dog's can't type stupid
Please tell me this whole Night Guard thing's getting capped?
>>2839257>She got drunk once at an older officer's retirement party>There are still a couple pictures floating around, but she considers those badges of pride>What she IS a little embarrassed about is how she woke up in that belfry.
>>2839288But they can type slowly
>>2839287Rarity helping Sweetie 'practice' kissing and being flirtatious
>>2839275like help her file her nails.or wait until she's asleep, then squeeze the toes of her back feet and make the claws extend, one by one.
>>2839257>She still can't get a rise out of him
>>2839289sentenal is in the thread, so presumably everything will be capped regardless of value.
>>2839270who draws this?
>>2839287Fluttershy secretly watching Angel and a female bunny going at it
thred sux
>>2839306Looks like mickeymonster
>>2839311
>>2839311no u
>>2839270wow, that rose? >>2839287Fluttershy hanging out with Applejack and flirting with one of her donkeys behind her back
>>2839311>>2839322hahahah
>>2839311You know what else sucks?
>>2839326Not me, It's Mickey Monster
>>2839311Shut up Pinkie, you're just a whiny bitch
>>2839338Rose you should draw the night guard doing something cute and batty
>>2839257>rumors that there are vamponies among the ranks of the Nightguard circulate through Canterlot>no one believes them of course, but they are always at the back of every new recruits mind as he is led to the barracks for the first time>what the recruits never know is that the member of the Nightguard started those rumors on purpose>they all take bets on how each new recruit will act when he or she first walks into the barracks and sees them all hanging from the ceiling
well, guess that older sweetie belle thing didn't work
gilda rulznerdz drool
>>2839020>Sweetie starts asking if you want to marry Rarity
>>2839287Applejack trying to ask out Rarity and wussing out
>>2839347...I wouldn't mind letting night-guard pony bite me a little
>>2839301fucking eh man you hit where it hurts
>>2839338Rose pls draw Gildapls
>>2839329
>>2839352>she starts calling you her her big brother
>>2839363I'd like to be a horse
>>2839304
>>2839378I wouldn't mind being a griffin.
>>2839376No Pinkie, just mine.
>>2839383
>>2839378>she missed DashToo bad she's such a cuntLiesStealsYells at best pony
>>2839383I wonder how much time and space he's wasted on this shit.All that shit that's hardly even useful or relevant NOW, let alone in a few years whenever MLPG is dead.
>>2839387Griffins get to keep their hands at least.If I couldn't be a unicorn I'd want to be a griffon.Or maybe a dragon, depending on how dragons work.I wouldn't want to get shafted like Spike.
>Tabasco is laying on the counter, looking out the window, bored.>Swiffer walks up and looks down at her, cocking her head.>"I'm bored." Tabasco says, half to herself.>Swiffer gets a puzzled look and shakes her head.>She trots over to the side of Tabasco and jabs a soft hoof at her cutie mark and nods her head sagely.>Tabasco looks at her with an arched eyebrow before it hits her, causing her to snort.>"Oh that was corny.">Stiffer just chuckles silently as she walks away.
>>2839399I don't remember her even interacting with Rarity.
>>2839352>you tell her that you'd love nothing more, but there's a right time for all things
>>2839310>>2839326Both of these are tempting.
>>2839398*siiign*
>>2839407I don't get it.
>>2839399She's lucky she didn't yell at best pony.Would've been magicked out of town fast enough to make her head spin.
>>2839231>a mysterious phonograph shows up in her office one day>she takes it back to the barracks because she doesn't have anything to play it on in her office>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5a45f1uy80 plays>dozens of highly trained ponies break down into tears>she's certain that Sun Guard is responsible, but can never find any proof
>>2839405>If I couldn't be a unicorn I'd want to be a griffon.mah nigga>I wouldn't want to get shafted like Spike.unfwhere's that picture of him getting railed in the maid outfit?
>>2838817I was really bored.
>>2839421inb4 this is capped
>>2839401When it's all over he'll have the screencaps, then play Jessys vocaroo recordings and pretend to talk to her. The only other thing in the threads will be the marker and Ross.
>>2839433Ice cream? I love ice cream!
>>2839399It was justifiable for her to yell at 2.3 pony.
>>2839287Twilight asking for dating advice from Rarity, but is intercepted and kidnapped by Dash before she reached Rarity's boutique.
>>2839432Capception
>>2839352>"i hope you do. you're more fun than she is, anyway."
>>2839433As long as there is a thread, Leth will post the marker.;_;
>>2839407how hot is the stuff that oozes out her little slit?>>2839418which one is funnier?
>>2839144300x300 is high quality on paper with inkjet. You can get by with 200x200 usually, if it's not meant to be looked at very closely.This has enough detail variety that a 100x100 print on inkjet should look decent. That's 10"x4.8", or a single lettersize sheet.
>>2838975>Shining continually undermines Sunguard's authority, giving orders to his forces without consulting with him and ignoring his advice>Sunguard thinks he spends too much time swooning over his wife and not enough time being a commanding officer>Moonguard swears she can hear Sunguard angrily muttering to himself at night>Something about Shining Armor treating Pegasi as if they were just Earth-Ponies with wings.
>>2839359>the first time she addresses the new recruit she makes sure that a bit of ketchup is on her chin>she puts on her best Transylvanian accent and asks if the bloodtype listed on his medical papers is correct>she even has an mirror that is enchanted to not reflect her image sitting behind her desk
>>2839427>It was the first time she ever saw him crack a smile when she confronted him about it.
>>2839429Someone needs to write a fic of that.Poor Darf, it looks like he's the only one around anymore who's able, but he wants to enjoy it too.
>>2837980> Applejack getting cut from scenes> Applejack never getting any screen time in her episodes> Applejack also getting cut from that bitch who talked during commercialIs-is Applejack going to die in season 3?
>>2839483I miss him
>>2839467>how hot is the stuff that oozes out her little slit?
>>2839454Sweetie, you shouldn't say that about your big sisterhave you forgotten the Sisterhooves Social already?
>>2839358HNNNG>>2839447hmm, what next?
>>2839423>"I'm bored.">No your not, your Tabasco.Sorry, it's hard getting her point across.
>>2839456>Leth doomed to an existence of watching Sentenal and Ross filling up thread after thread
>>2839490I got a message from him on fimfiction a few days ago, so he's alive, at least.
>>2839502Oh, I thought it might be something like that. It just wasn't clear.
>>2839479you're turning this prank-playing guard pony into my waifuyou realize this, right?
>>2839514>waifuing a fanon charactero shit nigger
Fluttershy has a very pretty mane
>>2839447>"Hey Twilight, what's up!">"Oh, hi Dash! I'm just on my way to Rarity's to ask for dating advice!">"...">"Why are you giving me that look...?">"Because Rarity doesn't know the first thing about dating! She's all talk and no bark! Stick with me and you're be swimming in dates!">"First off, it's "all bark no bite" Dash, and second, Rarity knows plenty about dating! Thank you for the offer, but I'm going to have to decl-">"Oh no you don't! I'm not letting her taint your mind with all that fru-fru nonsense!">"Dash what are you do- DASH PUT ME DOWN! DAAAAAAAASH!"
>>2839467>how hot is the stuff that oozes out her little slit?What.
>>2839502is Bored another brand?
>>2839479>He is sweating the whole time.>It's cold in the room, and he is sweating bullets.>He is regretting that vampire movie bonanza his buddies had the other day.>He is regretting not getting any garlic, he walked by the stand on his way in...>Oh Celestia, she can smell his fear.
>>2839519>implying waifuing a canon character is better
>>2839495Dash tries to boop twilight mid air but misses and boops her with her whole face
>>2839525>7 hours of painful rape
>>2839519Let's face it: if anyone is emotionally attached to a pony to declare them their waifu, then, most likely, they have flanderized what they love about them to the point where they might as well be fanon characters.
>>2839532No, it's just shitty dad-humor.
>>2839533>she can smell his fear>it smells like urine and spaghetti
>>2839519waifuing fanon characters is hardly a new developmentbesides, it's not strictly speaking the textbook definition of "waifu" anyways
>>2839352>You try to play it cool and tell Sweetie you want to wait for the right moment>you end up blurting out "yes!" in the most undignified way possible>she's practically dancing, she's so happy>you have her swear not to tell Rarity
>>2839519You implying Air Liner isn't a great waifu
>>2839525I like the idea of Twilight being scared of heights and having to put on a brave face when she went to go see RD's performance.
>>2839521I'd love to bury my face in that mane
>>2839531her little Tabasco crotch secretes a substance of unknown heat
>>2839541>tfw your father makes terrible jokes just to make himself laugh and he doesn't give a fuck if anyone else enjoys it>tfw you're slowly becoming your father
>>2839534But it is. A fanon character isn't re-oh
>>2839470>Sunguard is almost giddy in the aftermath of the changeling attack>Shinning Armor is going to get court-martialed for sure>After a few weeks of nothing happening he requests an audience with Celestia and brings up the subject in a very roundabout way>She tells him not to worry and that everything turned out alright in the end>A blood vessel in his eye bursts as he leaves the throne room
meow
>>2839557
>>2839557It's 3 million scovelle
>>2839545>you ask her to help you propose>she's so excited she's actually shaking
>>2839557What if it changes heat based on how aroused she is?
>there will never be a Scootaloo episode
>>2839552...I was mostly writing her as shouting at Dash because she was kidnapping her, but being afraid of heights works too I guess.
>>2839588one day manone day ;_;
>>2839575I found a giant spider living under my car door's handle yesterday. Now I'm a little scared to put my fingers into shady little spaces outdoors.
>>2839534My waifu is Plumsweet. One of the toy-only ponies.I...I need to go lie down.
>>2839535d'aww
>>2839588yeah, and?
>>2839588I wouldn't be surprised to see one s3 since they never addressed why she can't fly yet
>>2839549I prefer Blitzbut I respect your choice in waifus
>>2839570>As he walks back towards his office he hears a commotion>A panicked fresh recruit goes tearing by him yelling something about garlic and steak>He sighs and shakes his head, she's incorrigible.>But now that he thinks about it, he feels a little better
>>2839561It happens to all of us, anonymous.
>>2839600holy fuck they'd be a hot couple
>>2839535did Twilight like getting booped?
>>2839574quack
>>2839611no
>>2839557>>2839587
>>2839611Must it always be about sex, anon?yes, yes it does
>>2839584>asking sweetie belle to help you propose to Rarityyou KNOW that this is just asking for trouble, right? and what if she ropes her friends into it too?
The only Gilda I've ever saved.
>>2839574>Gilda nip>Gilda in heat>Gilda just rubbing all over everythingI want a Gilda
>>2839570>A few of Moonguard's men watch as Sunguard calmly walks into an empty storeroom and shuts the door>three minutes later, the door opens and he calmly walks out, shutting it behind him and continuing on his way>later, a Night Guard peeks inside>Everything in the room is destroyed.
>>2839621It would be the most adorable bungled wedding proposal ever
>>2839588> There will never be an Applejack song.
>>2839623how can something from only a year ago make me feel nostalgic?
>>2839533>she can see how scared he is>she gets up from behind her desk and walks around it to stand next to him>he's quaking in his horseshoes but his training keeps him from running>she opens her mouth and lets the fake vampire teeth she's wearing poke his neck>tears are starting to leak from his eyes as she moves her mouth over to his ears and says something>"Got'cha">he is surrounded by laughter as the other guards that were listening from the doorway flood into the room>they take him out drinking after they go off duty>after a few years of service he finally gets his batwings
>>2839600>orange and blue
>>2839624mrow
>>2839621of course it's going badly. i'd expect it to go badly, and plan accordingly. the point isn't to do something smart, it's to do something that makes Sweetie, and through her, Rarity, like you even more.
>>2839634Because the fandom has been moving at a record setting pace.
>>2839623>Friendship is magic Rainbow DashEvery fucking time
>>2839581>law enforcement grade pepper spray is about 2 millionyeah no..I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that
>>2839639>ORANGE AND BLUE
>>2839619>Hurf we sexualize all the OC's>Look at me, I have been here all summer.
>>2839634It's been a long year, anon.A very long year.
>>2839623I love this comic so much.Why do I never remember it exists.
>>2839643well, in that case...proceed.
>>2839652Aw come on anon, just a little bit
>>2839623>The fucking facesMy sides have exploded
>>2839619>2012>Being surprised by Tabasco greentexts
>>2839624>Gilda crashes into your catnip patch.
>autism time!In pre-Time-War Doctor Who, the Eye of Harmony was a black hole that powered the Time Lords' fleet of TARDISes. Post-Time-War, the Doctor has to park his on the Cardiff rift to refuel. The black hole was artificially created from a star called Qqaba.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye_of_HarmonyFanfiction idea: a lone, wounded Dalek successfully defending Equestria's star from an army sent by the Time Lords. Zecora calls Celestia's sun Qqaba in her native tongue.
>>2839665YOU CAN'T FOOL ME ALMOST SATAN
>>2839653I'm sorry to hear you're colorblind
>>2839667GOOD I HOPE YOU DIE FROM BLOODLOSSGODDAMN TF2 IS FUCKING FUN
>>2839670>THE FUCK WAS THAT>...>The fuck is that?
>>2839632We will keep fighting the good fight, anon.
>>2839643>Sweetie Belle buys a ring from one of those coin-operated vending machines for you to give to Rarity>you tell her you'll probably need something a little more expensive than that
>>2839674dammit you saw through my number ruse
>>2839676no seriously just fucking look at itgilda is not that fucking blue
>>2839654DID SOMEONE SAY "OC"?!
>>2839689That's lame.Bump it up or stop, please.
>>2839691What blue?That's purple.There is no blue
>>2839691Who cares?
>>2839669It wasn't the fact that they are back.It's the newfags that are going "But can we fuck it?"First off no.And second off, she like, six inches tall for fucks sake.
>>2839678>The fuck are these>Oh man my talons are so awesome>Oh man my fur is so soft >Holy shit I have a tail!
>>2839695tough crowd...
>>2839699Perfect size for a cock sock.
>>2839677>tfw Meet the Pyro tomorrow.
>>2839689>she breaks open her piggy bank that night
>>2839678>Incoherent babble.>Your catnip patch is ruined as she rolls around in it with a stupid smile on her face.
>>2839699>I've never been more serious about anything in my entire lifethat's youthat's how you sound
>>2839698http://www.slashfilm.com/orangeblue-contrast-in-movie-posters/
>>2839712in retrospect it's my own fault for failing to clarify
>>2839716>blueAgain
>>2839709Perfect time to never make another text again.Knew this was a bad idea.
>>2839699>sexualizing everything is what the "newfags" dothatthat seriously is a word for the "Others" now isn't itif it's something you don't likethen its something newfags do
>>2839723she's blueER than she should be
>>2839710
>>2839714>she starts acting like a normal housecat
>>2839667faces man
Not really liking Mac but am pretty pleased with Thunderlane
>>2839710>tfw stopped caring about TF2 around the time it both became a hat simulator and a fandom
>>2839753Mac's pecs are oddly placed.
>>2839751>Meme faces.No, fuck you, you ruined it.Leave forever.
>>2839702>"HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?">She gets scared of her wings.>'OH MAN, THEY KEEP FUCKING FOLLOWING ME AND SHIT!">"FUCK WHY ARE THEY LAUGHING NOW, SHIT!">You have never found something more hilarious in your life.
>>2839751No. Stop.
>>2839754>not having a mod that removes all hats>fandomwhat
>>2839753Mac seems to have Tickley Syndrome.
>>2839733Ok, you got me.Lets go on and sexualize it then.While we are at it, lets add some grimdark for shits and giggles.And then we can let the piss have it, make threads about it, and a wiki, a booru and all the other shit.
>>2839795Shut up, slut.
>>2839712>you take her to look at rings>and then you meet with her dad and take her to a baseball game
>>2839712>one new piggy bank later, you pet Sweetie Belle's head and tell her that you can handle the ring>her ears droop down>you tell her that there's still setting the stage for her to help with>her ears perk right back up again
>>2839765>>2839769>newfags don't know filenames are datesthis is the original shit ladies
>>2839753>CAD face.
>>2839795Sit back in your chair and grab a Cucumber man
>>2839626>At a charity gala, Shining Armor makes an offhand comment at how ineffective the Air Guard was at holding off the changelings and how they acted without orders.>Sunguard very politely reminds him that they were forced into action due to the Captain of the Royal Guard spending the whole battle staring into space and giving no orders.>Moonguard is so surprised at this that she snatches someone else's drink from them, just so she can drop it on the floor in shock.
>>2839811>implying anyone was making mlp comics before those stupid faces were popular>implying those stupid faces were ever funnyOh you
>>2839770TF2 has a fandom.You didn't know that?There are people who draw fanart and write fanfiction who haven't even played the games.Like, a LOT of people too.
I wanted to draw something that involved a light source and ended up doing this with fireflies, for practice. Doing show backgrounds always feels weird though. How's it look? Anything glaringly off?Also as for that bear request. I'm working on it. Bears are, uh, a little difficult.
>>2839807perfectwe can get his blessing
>>2839837Poor Scoots has a tumor in her cheek
>>2839837The shapes of their heads are very... strange.Did you start from a circle when you drew them?
>>2839837>you>drawing bearsF-flutterbears? Oh jeez.
>>2839837that looks pretty decent man
>>2839815I am too busy drinking anger juice and punching myself in the balls at the moment.
>>2839837Rumble appears to have a gigantic ass.
Someone please cap this Sunguard and Moonguard thing. I would but I need sleep.
>>2839837Scootaloo's head looks a little oblongand Rumble's wings don't seem like they're in the right spotalso, where the crap is chapter 2 of Rough & Tumble?!
>>2839753The reason you probably don't like Bic Mac is that you put more action into thunderlane.You don't have to follow these suggestions, since I go more towards silly cartoon stuff, but I thought these would help push the feeling of him being punched more
>>2839865Thanks, that does make more sense. I will lower his pecs too.
Is this a bad time?
Word on /co/ is the Dan Vs fandom is growing and twisting into something awful.Gotta say I didnt see that one coming.
>>2839878There's a Dan Vs. "Fandom?"
>read through thread>fursuits everywhereI think that Pinkie suit guy rubbed off on you guys.
>>2839825ahahahahaI love moonguard
>>2839849>>2839846>>2839859Aw geez I see it now. Here's the reference picture I used for for the angle there.
>>2839877It's always a bad time for Fluttershy.
>>2839877in mlpg it always is
still better than me
>>2839877GET OUT OF HERE FLUTTERSHY
>>2839878Did someone show them the Dan Vs tumblr?
>>2839877come on in.
>>2839886You mean you don't know about Dannies? They had a convention and sang Oh Danny Boy for the creator of the show and the lead writers.
>>2839877Fluttershy that door was locked and I just changed the lock this morning. How do you keep getting my keys?
>>2839906Dan isn't quite as fuckable as a pony.
>>2839891WHERE IS IT COSMO
>>2839886Yeah. We call em "Dannies".
>>2839906I heard they had to carry them out on stretchers.One of them wouldn't stop screaming "THE PIPES, THE PIPES"
>>2839906Don't even joke about things like that.
>>2839928>Ice cubeis it that time again?
>>2839915Fluttershy has hobbies other than taking care of animals.Like lockpicking.
>>2839877It's always a bad time.
>>2839900I didn't even understand the very concept of leg joints, if I drew legs, they were always the divided rectangle.I'm sure, at your age and exposure, you at least KNOW what you want in your drawings and what joint should or could be there. The judging you have within you and the knowledge is both a curse and a blessing in your drawing.
>>2839839>"sir... may i have your daughter's hand in marriage?">"only if you get her to squeeze out a grandson, kid."
>>2839935and being worst pony
>>2839934Would you stick Ice Cube Pony into Butt Pony?
>>2839940I'm sorry it was a jokea poor one at that
>>2839950I Yes?
>>2839940I can honestly never remember which way pony legs bend until I've finished drawing and look at the picture as a whole.
>>2839940I'm afraid of joints.And faces.and handsandfeet.Oh god why is the human body so complex?!
I have a question.Is it possible to scan in pencil line art and color/ink it in Photoshop?I have no money for tablet....
I've lost control of my clock.
>>2839942>Reminded of Rarity Quest.Oh shit...This is going to happen, isn't it?>"Hah, you only knew for that long, and you got her in the sack?!">"If I didn't like you so much you would not have knees right you, you know that, right?"
>>2839906It is for this reason that I never want to create anything people like
>>2839940>Drawing at my ageBut that's impossible, bugs told me himself.
>>2839973Yeah, just gotta mess with the levels. Make the whites whiter, darks darker, if you're just using pencil, that is.
>>2839959Don't be sorry.I just wanted to try and help is all even if I'm the hardest to understand when I'm tired>>2839964That's still something, you'll get used to it, and get better at it the more you do it- it's just how learning works. It feels stupid, but you're learning even when you don't think you are.>>2839968I am in agreement
>>2839921I'm still doing it but I want to draw too. It's fun and I like doing it. Giving people picturesI've been checking through the archives when I get home at night. There's been a lot more arguments over fanfiction and drawing, mostly because of>>2839986Don't listen to that guy. He's wrong.
>>2839993>>2839973Now that I recall, Rose just covered something like that.http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/post/25942587758/my-scanning-process
>>2839979I hope Celestia enchants us with the ability to impregnate herOh god what am I doing with my life
>>2839986Bugsanon can't determine diddlysquat of what you can or can't doTake charge, only you can run your own life, fuck that guy.
>>2838364Wow, that Gilda, Spitfire and Granny Smith all look great. Surprised to see them actually putting out something decent.
>>2839942>>2839942http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqJdWL7cVH
>>2840010>Implying we haven't already, like in Lyra quest.Calling it now.
>>2840022That's not Spitfire, it's one of the other ones.
>>2840000It's all right.Sometimes drawing can be pretty frustrating is all.Weird thing is I'm not sure how other people see my art, to me it looks like a horrible jumble of messy lines and shit. I hope it doesn't look like that to other people.
>>2840022If they ever make a decent plushy I'll be pretty damned happy>>2840028I didn't participate, so you already did that?And that was Aspirant as well of no?
>>2840028I'd be so okay with this
>>2840005>Dat fucking nose.
>>2840037Heh
>>2840037>GLITTER GLUE
>>2840037Why am I so turned on?
>>2840037
>>2840037d'aww
>>2840037furry shitunf
>>2840037Fluttershy sure is weird
>>2840057That pink bunny is pretty hot bro
>>2840057>Why am I so turned on?Maybe because you are imagining Fluttershy getting off while secretly watching you having sex, encouraging you with creepy, breathy whispers.
>>2840036She isn't preggers yet, but yes, we fucked Rarity.A. Lot.And she is an animal.
>>2840037Welcome back, GG.
>>2840037Is it really you?
>>2839993>>2840008Thank you for the good news!
>>2840074Consider my interest piqued.
>>2840073No I'm pretty sure it's the rabbits. Probably due to that one French bunny cartoon.
>>2840070>Fluttershy.>Weird.
Mafia horse where
>>2840073>FlutterstalkerI want more of that, but I feel like it can easily go downhill.
>>2840033What you see and what others see is always a difficult boundary.Sometimes, you like what you produce and other people see flaws before you do- other times you're proud, but the flaws are JUST SO GLARING like you messed up badly somewhere, but other people will love it.Do what you love, anon, enjoy yourself, draw for the sake of it. sing for the moment.Tell me when I'm getting to be a bit much, or crazier, I'd love to be able to excuse myself before going too far away in drowsiness
>>2840091Welp looks like it's time to draw rabbits.
>>2840081I never completely left, just like I'm not completely back. But I did say I'd still draw pony from time to time, as the mood strikes me.Thank you.
>>2840085No, it's his evil twin, do you not see the goatee?
>>2839825>Sunguard is the upright, stern and stiff-lipped captain who almost never shows any emotion or signs of stress on the job because it's not professional>Moonguard is relaxed with regard to etiquette and conduct, but cunning and devious with a fondness for pranks and hazing new recruits.>they fight crimeI like these guys. I like them a lot.
>>2840103You're always welcome here
>>2840037that makes me sweaty from arousal
>>2840092Well by Pegasus standards yeah, she's a total oddball. Living out on the ground, not in the sky, with a bunch of animals. She also talks to themNot even Twilight speaks squirrel
>>2839942>"well, I'll try as HARD as I can."
>>2840103Where do I send Gillou stuffs if I draw her?
It's late at night and I decided to do something on that list I made last Friday.
>>2839942>Your first child is a boy>you can see the relief on his face when he hears the news
>>2840117>He almost spits beer.
>>2840086>implying photoshop can replace talent
>>2840025>mfw i wrote that one toowho is that guy?
>>2840126That's pretty cool.Rarity seems...oblivious though
>>2840139Please, not now, go away, it was a nice early morning.
>>2840134>you get the biggest shit-eating grin on your face and chortle to yourself
>>2840126Oh shit.OH SHIT.>Goes to check tumblr.>NOTHING.
>>2840139Read the posts closer, Bugs.
>>2840097Thank you
>>2840126Well played
>>2840126Goddamn that is nicely done
Gilda sucks as a character, but she does have a good design
>>2840094It's not going anywhere.
>>2840126So is that wanderer ever going to send his journals over to this dimension again?
>>2840139>implying I'm not born with the ability to draw perfectlyBugs, your scouter is broken.
>>2840159I believe in youbelieve in yourself too, it will help you- there will be rough spots, but you can go through them
>>2840171well hello. what do we have here?
>>2840126I love it.
>>2840152I'm doing things. Things NOT involving that tumblr.
>>2840171>Names all over and shit.You have my attention.
>>2840184Not that anon, but I like your style. You have a tumblr that you are going to be posting the pony stuff to?
>>2840171Okay now I'm excited
>>2840129>Sweetie Belle finds out she's an aunt>she breaks down crying in happiness
>>2840198http://thewanderernotes.tumblr.com/He does.And it has good shit on it.
>>2840159For a moment I thought the man there was Tom Preston
>>2840176Rose pls don't go.
>>2840129>a cold war begins between you and Rarity's dad, and Rarity and her mother>you and her dad want him to play football>they want him to play with Sweetie>Sweetie agrees to play football with him
>Want to use tomorrow because my monitor it's 4am and my monitor is brighter than the sun>This happensFuck everything
>>2840184>traditional inkingI love you.
Alright I fiddled with Scoots face here. Does it look a little less oblong now compared to>>2839837Also I dunno how to work on his butt when its out of view. I guess he has a big butt here...>>2839855
>>2840210That's not me, I wouldn't say such a thing, I couldn'tBut I'll stay, because you're my favorite people, and I just feel too good, and I will keep trying to help.
>>2840223watyou know you can dim your monitor's brightness
>>2840223>>2840223>It's still 4am>you forget your imagesFuck everything
Nothing in this world that's worth having comes easy
>>2840207This looks awesome, thanks.
>>2840237Rose stream?Or when you get some sleep.
>>2840184Is...is he using a pool cue as a gun?I fucking love this guy.
>>2840237That squirrel turned me furry.Just saying.
>>2840091Oh, is this some Bunny Maloney shit then? That wasn't really my intent, but whatever~>>2840124my tumblr works>>2840126rarity's face is killing me here
>>2840198I don't usually post my pony things anymore. If I do, it's here.I started a personal tumblr: broken-cog.tumblr.comBut sorta forgot I had the other one. I'll attempt to get back to it down the line.
>>2840252>disney movies giving kids transformation fetishes
>>2840239i know that feel, anon.i can't sleep when Sandow is around, either.
>>2840234I don't want to be a prick but yes it still looks oblong and now pointy.And if you think Rumble still has a big ass couldn't you just move his outline near that left most firefly down and to the right a little?
>>2840223Get cho bitch ass sum f.lux
>>2840254>GG is into Bunny Maloney.CanOfWorms.mov
>tfw finding a new good boxing manga
>>2840239can't see shit cap'n
>>2840242This.>>2840237You are too kind.
Who has lost their virgnity among the mane6? Rarity aside.
does anyone have a link to the Rarity Quest backlogs?
>>2840285>You don't need to see, to know when to fire, Number Two.
>>2840298I'm willing to bet Rainbow Dash. maybe Applejack
>>2840249I may be on a forced break soon, but I'll see what I may be able to stream for you when I have the chance again.I didn't mean to make it personal blog-ish
>>2840299I go->404FUCK.EVERYTHING.
>>2840298They have all lost their virginity as they do not have genitals and cuddle all the time.
>>2840315Gosh rose quit hating attention. You deserve it.
>>2840298Probably Applejack
Would you have a party in your pocket with Pinky?
>>2840298None.
>>2840298Applejack and Pinkie I betI can see Rainbow Dash saying she has but she's lying
>>2840315Oh that's ok, I hope you're not going to spaghetti land or something.
>>2839825>Sunguard is forced to kowtow to Shining Armor and smile politely as he questions his leadership abilities.>Moonguard sees that vein in his temple again.
>>2840275Naw dude it's totally okay. If somethings wrong or off it's better that someone points it out. I'll tool around with it a little bit more then. Maybe redraw her whole head there.
>>2840298Twilight has. A shut-in nerd moving somewhere where she's incredibly special and a hero? You know people wanted some of that. Dash couldn't even keep her hooves off of her in the first episode.
>>2840324> No genitals.the vagina is tucked in tightly between those flanks
>>2840318Sessions 5 - 8 are still alive on the sub.
>>2840321I just woke up Pinkie.
>>2840298Definitely Pinkie.
>>2840283>GG is into Bunny Maloney.Nah, I just think the characters are cute, and given my own history with Ruby and Nan and P1 and the like it's not hard to see the appeal.
>>2840352Boner why
>>2840298Fluttershy was raped.
>>2840298Rainbow Dash pretends she has but actually acts too dykish for her to actually have gotten any.AppleJack has probably lost it somewhere along the line.Twilight is pure as snow on the surface but has lots of kinky fetishes and ideas that she's far to shy to execute.Fluttershy is probably something of an asexual though she might be demisexual and hasn't found the right mate yet.Pinkie Pie has surprisingly high standards and would only have sex with ponies she's really close to.
>>2840321I already did and it's late. I need to sleep.
>>2840349>Twilight , not used to the attention from her, decides to go with the flow, after just prodding from Dash, and some shots.>The next morning she wakes up, Dash snoring in the same bed.
>>2840341you think she'd be hesitant to actually have sex, for fear that her lie will be discovered?I bet that would be a particularly nice first time if she ever got over that fear
>>2840345No Pasta Paradise for me.Just, as I said, a forced break- depending on how quickly I solve the issue.Also, I would like to apologize very much for the anon who likes to bring stuff I don't post here to here, I know you guys don't want to see it, I would never do that to you.
>>2840334>tiny Pinkie is fidgeting in your pocket while you're sitting down>you give her a little flick with your thumb and index finger to try and still her>"hey that hurt!">she finds a tiny hole in your pocket that leads to in between your legs>she grabs hold of your member with a body hug and squeeze tightly as you yelp and jump out of your chair>she can't stop snorting and laughing
>>2840369Draw Sawyer from Cats Don't Dance. She's cute too
>>2840387>Dash gets really soppy when they're alone and keeps telling her she loves her and won't ever leave her>Twilight isn't even gay... she didn't think?
>>2840392>Draw Sawyer from Cats Don't Dance. She's cute tooI never saw that movie.
>>2840298Fluttershy fucks "needy" animals.
>>2840390>"Hehe, I found the joystick!">She proceeds to try and use ti to steer you around.>Much to your horror and arousal, it works.>"I must be gaining levels, because this think keeps getting harder and harder to move!"
>>2840379> Pony that likes to make other ponies happy> Blowjobs or a 5 minute quickie around the alley isn't what makes most stallions happy.Sure. Pinkie is a bigger slut than Rarity. But Rarity actually HAVE standards.
Somebody pls draw me Rarity being chased by a locomotive being driven by sweete belle
>>2840387>The spell Twilight cast the night before is still in effect>Rainbow Dash is pitching a tent under the blanket
>>2840379>demisexualwhat?
>>2840404That's a shame. S a pretty good movie imo
>>2840410...maybe next time
>>2840423>not knowing about demisexualscis scum
>>2840417Why you can't have a cheerful or a feminine character without being considered a slut?
>>2840423Only feel sexual attraction to someone you have a strong romantic attachment too. It's confusing as fuck.
>>2840416>"What's this giant button at the top for?">She presses down on the head of your cock>A laser shoots out of your mouth
>>2840441The world would be a much simpler place if everyone was demisexual.
>>2840439It's easier to make a character attractive by adding a sexyness than it is to think up an interesting personality.
>>2840439Because they have a higher chance of having sex other than some nerdy bookworm or a shy animal lover.
>>2840404I just imagined Tom as played by Danny. And my head asploded.
>>2840451That would be so boring though
>>2840441So bisexual and not a slut?
>>2840389I didn't know I was doing something wrong im so sorryill just stopim sorry
>>2840449Well this took an unexpected turn
>>2840451The world be a better place.
>>2840439Doesn't matter, if the character is female at all she's going to be labeled a slut at some point. Every member of the main 6 is obviously a slut.
>>2840434Please, please draw Fluttershy reluctantly fucking 'needy' animals. I've never requested anything before. But I need this.
look at all these ugly ponies
>>2840471Don't be sorry! Nono, stop that, it's ok.I just don't want to bother you guys with my unrelated crap! I don't think I'm referring to you, just people who try to rustled others by showing my non-pones, that's all.Please don't be sorry.
>>2840346>Later that night>"So! How about that Shining Armor, huh? Heck of a guy, don't you think?">"He is our commanding officer... and that position deserves... respect.">"...Well, that explains a few things - I was wondering why you hate the guy so much...">"I never said--!">"You never had to - anyone with two brain cells to knock together can see it.">"...">"...which I guess is why he couldn't tell you were all but telling him to step in front of a carriage.">"I don't wish to speak of it.">"It can help to let this stuff out--">"I don't. Wish. To speak of it."
>>2840489But they are not ponies anon
>>2840489>I can't feed to this
>>2840484
>work on stuff for LK's quest for tomorrow>come back>GG is hereneat.jpg
>>2840488>she has ticks in her vagina from all the animals she comes in contact with
>>2840491nonono im sorry im sorry for everythingI dont even know what im sorry for any more but im sorryI must be canadian or something
>>2840497What a sad scrunch
I fixed his face and colored it.
>>2840505>>2840491
>>2840505>>2840491I don't even know which one is Rose any more.
>>2840488>Please, please draw Fluttershy reluctantly fucking 'needy' animals. I've never requested anything before. But I need this.You make it sound so life or deathBut really I don't even know how I'd go about it
>>2840515Also, alt face.
>>2840516>>2840517im sorry
>>2840417I never stated Rarity was a slut but the guy I was responding to said to ignore her.Personally I think she's high class but is so desperate for approval from the other 'high class' ponies that she'd go to a few lengths to get it.But no, I don't think any of the mane six are in slut territory.Now LYRA though....
>>2840525No I'm sory
HSG has started playing mafiaEridan's will was "wwalks out of life"
>>2840524>J-jeeze it's not like I want the sunday or anything.
>>2840519Have her raping Angel with a thorny dildo.
>>2840524>>2840515Bene, grazie
>>2840535No you shouldn't be sorry im sorry for bringing so much attention to everyone
>>2840515This is a good thing that you have made.
>>2840525>>2840535>>2840545Cut that out
>>2840539kill me
So what are you listening to tonight mlpg?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVw4E53_Iz4
>>2840549sorrry
>>2840519Just but her with an embarased face next to a bear with a pent up face. You're good with faces.
Guys, I'm really sorry.
>>2840491Rose stop being so silly. Nobody is being rustled. Your art is adorable as always, and a delight to look at, even if people are trying to get a rise by posting it.Not saying go full on livejournal on the thread but *most of us* genuinely like you and want to hear from you more.
Sorry guys.
>>2840462I agreement.
>>2840559Sorry for what?
>>2840556>>2840559>>2840566Bitch I will fucking cut you
>>2840559no no stop
GuysSorry
Daily Reminder:Only you can teach yourself to draw.If you are not drawing you will never be good.Not drawing equals failure.
>>2840515>>2840524These are really good. 8/10.
I'm sorry this sorry thing got out of hand I just felt so bad making people stressed
>>2840515>>2840524Great Jorb!
>>2840570OH NO DON'T DO THAT I" SORRY
>>2840555Damn I wish I could the violin. Piano's nice and all but those sweet strings give me shivers every time.
>>2840475it wouldn't be pinkie pie otherwise
>>2840584No, noI'M sorry.
>>2840515>>2840524I wish Trixie would do something like that for me...
>>2840519There are some requests that just need to fall by the wayside. I've learned this by experience.But if you must, Wikipedia has an article made just for this scenario: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estrous_cycleEstrus frequencies of some other mammals:Ewe: 17 daysBovine: 21 daysGoat: 21 daysSow: 21 daysElephant: 16 weeksThose pigs at Applejack's farm haven't done anything particularly sapient yet, and there is a zoo in or near Ponyville, per some dialogue in Applebuck Season. Size difference is always a guaranteed element of humor; both rats and elephants cycle.
Just needed to get the idea down on paper...
i'm not sorry.
Rose if you don't accept my written apology in triplicate I'm going to push over this donkey
>>2840492I like this a lot.I hope we can have more of it.
>>2840609then there's this assholesorry for calling you that
>>2840574Worst bugsanon ever
>>2840609you dicksorry
>>2840607Hey that's pretty nifty, I usually don't like humanized too much eitherI'm sorry
>>2840611>artNo such thing here sir.
what have i done
>>2840574That should be daffy
>>2840596[VVN][VVS]
>>2840620I'm sorry doc.
>>2840633I'm cracking up, don't be disappointed
I'm laughing so hard
>>2840565Not trying to, just unsure how to leave my bit of courtesy here since it's something I honestly wanted to let you know and apologize for; my thread etiquette is still very new, but I want to act my best for you all.enough of that, though. have a pink pony, goodnight.
>>2840631That's fine. I love the idea of Dash being a boxer. I'd do wrestling, but anatomy + wrestling maneuvers = failed mess of limbs
>>2840640>sorry party
>>2840632
>>2840613me too. first planes, then police pony/zebra cop, then this. is it just me or are we coming up with a lot of stuff lately?
>>2840642Good night rose
>>2840642That is cute ponaeGoodnight rosesorry
>>2840642>newYou've been here for like a yearYou are so ridiculousBut I accept your apology anyway
>look at photoshopHow the hell I will use this for inking and coloring?I got happy for a moment.
>>2840643Dash boxes. Gilda wrestles. Twilight fences.
>>2840666>fencing>not Raritydo you have any idea how hot and elegent she would look in a fencing outfit?
this thread is now haunted
>>2840665Talent, genetics a gift from god.You will need all these 3 to make it work.
>>2840678There is a skeleton inside you right now
>>2840642Good night Rose. I just want to say that I for one like all of your art and don't mind seeing any of it posted.Also you have so much great pony art that even if you're not going to Spaghettiland you should consider asking someone else to make some prints of your things and sell them for you (maybe not this time but next time) because you're guaranteed to make a bundle.
>>2840675Rarity rides horses.
>>2840665Use SAI, you pleb.
>>2840665If PS isn't your style try Corel Painter or Sai Paint tool.
>>2840684Me and my skeleton are bros 4 lyf
>>2840680and luckily for you, >>2840665 , according to this chart, you have all three!
>>2840687Rarity plays polo
>>2840687That's not all she does with them
I didn't notice before in POO, spike started dancing with rarity but then she walked away so he was dancing with himself.
>>2840678>>28406842spooky
>>2840687Applejack kickboxes
>>2840665Sai + Lineart layerLearn it Love it Until you get a tablet.
Scrubsis the best show on television.
>>2840685I would hang Rose's art on my refrigerator.
>>2840698When your joints crack it's actually your skeleton trying to talk to you.
>>2840684How do I communicate with said skeleton
>>2840697Ha I never noticed that acronymYeah I remember that, seemed kind of weird.
>>2840705Hold a skeleseance.
>>2839311Shut up Dino-Fag
>>2840699Fluttershy plays softballi have no idea what Pinkie would play
>>2840701Fluttershyis the best pony in MLP
>>2840665Play with itIt looks overwhelming but once you get a hold of the UI it's great
>>2840714Thatis an opinion
>>2840711I laughed too hard at that
>>2840704Fat people are just trying to make sure their skeletons can't escape.
>>2840700So I can use my scanned stuff with Sai?Nice.>>2840700Good idea.I wish I had a tablet....>>2840689Honestly I am an idiot will all these stuff I just begun recently.>>2840715I might try.
>>2840713beach volleyballboing boing~
>>2840718I'm glad.
>>2840717Yesit is
>>2840729Get some fucking help.
>>2840713Calvinball
>>2840605i guess i thought only females went into that stuff i don't know very much about animal sex i guess>rats>elephantsyou always make it so hard to pick, MLPG
>>2840643>Dash being a boxerI read this as Dash in BoxersSomeone draw dash in boxers.
>>2840666>You thought Twilight was trying something new when she asked you to spar with her>you were not expecting her to handle that épée the way she did>before you can even move, she's scored on you>the next round is you trying desperately to fend off a flurry of jabs before she flicks her blade around yours, jabbing you cleanly in the sternum>She strikes your legs, your arms, your hands, and your head with speed and precision that quite frankly frighten you to see out of a bookworm like her, and you can't keep up>she suggests that maybe a foil would work better for you, since the scoring area's smaller.>this slows her down considerably>she's still too fast for you to follow
>>2840724>hot having a tabletNot even talent will help you!Traditional media is worthless and shit.
>>2840731it's also a wrong one
>>2840736close enough?
>>2840733yesit's perfect for her
>>2840714
>>2840741Gotta dash now.
>>2840742I could see her playing it with Dash, actually
>>2840745
>>2840740that is also an opinion
>>2840751>Dash keeps making up rules to get cuddles/kisses from Pinkie
>>2840733Woah, nice timing
>>2840739I know bugs, I know.
>>2840757Oh god damn you softened my heart with that fluttersabot round.She... She... might not be worst pony after all. guys, I'm scared, help me!
>>2840745Are there reviews for the rest of the mane six?
>>2840741What's his Cutie Mark supposed to be?
>>2840737Man, I used to fence.I really miss that. Too bad I was horribly out of shape even at the time and could hardly even do the training exercises. The actual fencing was such a blast though.
>>2840757it's the right one though
>>2840761>in Germanethat is one lazy spelling error.
>>2840771that is ALSO an opinion
>>2840766Just because she's predictable doesn't mean she's not adorable. She might be the worst pony, but that doesn't mean she's a bad pony.
>>2840773i think it was a pun, bro.
>>2840782Y... you too
>>2840778>general consensus is that the pony I like is worst pony>better post about it
So it is possible to use SAI to ink and color my pics without a tablet?Sorry for asking stupid questions, I'm not a clever anon.
>>2840796Of course, it's just easier with a tablet.
>>2840782>worst ponyThat's still wrong
>>2840796Yeah, you use clicking to make points you can manipulate lines with. Even adjust thickness, color, and adding fake pressure ends...Look at youtube.
what other sports do they play?i know Rarity is a professional wrestling fan.
>>2840739>Traditional media is worthless and shit.What the ever-loving shitfuck are you blathering about?
>>2840782
>>2840814Dash secretly enjoys BalletI'm sorry
We all know who worst pony is.
>>2840802>>2840812Awesome.I was about to give up drawing considering the clean look was impossible until now.
>>2840821bahaha, 8/10
>>2840821Luna
>>2840818It is inferior.Not even good drawfags use it.
>>2840792Well fuck anon you're right, you've converted meGuess I better make a wall dedicated to Rarity and threaten to behead plebs that don't like her, seeing that the general consensus around here is that that is acceptableAnyone know where I can get a cheap Rarity plush?
>>2840796It's possible but it takes forEVER.I used to do pictures in SAI entirely by mouse but they look crap to me nowadays anyway and took days to do.
>>2840835>liking a SLUT
>>2840820No I'm sorry.
>>2840680>Talent>PhotoshopIt's just grinding time until you get used to using the tools
>>2840819I like AppleshyBig strong AJ looking after timid Fluttershy. I mean that is a little canon
>>2840841pfffhahahDon't worry I won't.
>>2840835> cheap Rarity plush>not selling your family to slavers to buy best plush possibleyou are not a Rarifag yet
>>2840839The lineart will be pencil.
>>2840841Pffft haha
>>2840844I can see that
>>2840833>best be trollin'
>>2840833>implying
>>2840851Yeah, I mean if you want to ink it in sai and fiddle with the pressure sensitivity and curve points of each line individually it will take ages.
>>2840833>Rose uses it all the timeYou're shit at being bugsanon
>>2840844>Big strong AJ looking after timid Fluttershy. Dash already does that. But I'd prefer it if AJ did
Do you know what time it is?It's time for late-night pone confessions.
>>2840865I think it is an ironic troll meant to make bugs look stupiddon't tell anyone though it's a secret
>>2840862Yeah, I remember when I used to have to do that. Then I got a tablet and could kick out 10 or so decent images in one day. Seems a lot to me anyway.
Hey guys, you know who uses a tablet?Ross. Do you want to be like Ross?
>>2840820so thenFluttershy plays hockeyApplejack also enjoys ballet she and Dash have a rivalryTwilight is an amateur rally driverPinkie tosses cabers
>>2840868i would not fuck any of the ponies if they smelled like real horses
>>2840868I went to Ross's stream and gave him ideas.
>rose tumblr spammed with retards asking what age she started drawing>every daylol bronies
>>2840868I have a confession _____________I'm sorry___________________
>>2840868I didn't enjoy season 2 yet for some reason I'm still here
>>2840862Well if I won't ink and color my pics, who will?
>>2840868I was a ponychanner for four months last summerI lurked for four weeks before making my first post
>>2840875>Pinkie tosses cabersKind of hard to come up with something ironic for Pinkie, isn't it?
>>2840881AB pls go
>>2840875>AJ and Dash in a Ballet Dance CompetitionI'm going to have to request that from a draw friend next time one is asking...
>>2840880I HOPE ONE DAY ILL BE GOOD ENOUGH TO WARRANT PEOPLE ASKING ME THAT QUESTION
>>2840870Oh my god that's GENIUS.
>>2840868i haven't jacked off to my waifu in a few months
stop saying i'm sorry or i'm going to draw inky donkey get raped by something horrible
>>2840887Ponychan is all right sometimes
>yfw Pinkie is actually the spirit of a dead pony who had donated organs to many different ponies since her death, and every time we see her she's actually possessing another pony's body
>>2840901Okplease dont do it im sorry
>>2840885You should get a tablet. Just trust me. It's much better.Get one from Monoprice. They're like 50 dollars and work just as well as any Bamboo or whatever, and have a larger work space to boot.
>>2840901I haven't been here is a week, is GG back?
>>2840901IM SORRYIM SORRYIM SO SORRY ROSE I HAVE TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN
>>2840901SORRY GG, IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN
>>2840908>You should get a tablet. Just trust me. It's much better.>You should get a tablet. Just trust me. It's much better.It isn't at all, you lying shitfuck.
>>2840868I inspire as much hatred and anger as I can in this place. I don't have fun anymore, and yet I keep coming back.I'm not sure why.
>>2840901Sorry Rose.
>>2840906How many organs to marshmallow ponies have, anyway?
>>2840910 heresorry for asking, by the way.
>>2840888i just thought of the most idiotic sport besides Calvinball. only caber-tossing came to mind.
>>2840910Just a few hours ago yeahHe took my request, too. It's going to be a good day.
>>2840901>implying that's really GG>implying you would do such a horrible thing
>>2840901________________________________________________Not sorry
>>2840901Rose I'm sorry
>>2840923How many orgasms to marshmallow ponies have, anyway?
>>2840885No one because you are shit.
>>2840926>being ice cubeshiggy diggy nigga.
>>2840901>some bray
>>2840906DON'T FUCKING REMIND ME
>>2840932Five or six. Then they get old.
>>2840895I want to be a good drawfag but I don't want to make people jelly or sad.
>>2840917Compared to doing everything with a mouse? Are you kidding?Hello, officer? I think I've been trolled. Please send help.
chain rattle
>>2840901I apologise sincerelyInky X Eeyore. You know Rose will fap to it thn
>>2840908Yeah, if you're planning to get a tablet, I recommend the 10" tablet from monoprice. It's the one I use. Its quality rivals even those of Wacom and it's much cheaper so if you suddenly decide drawing isn't your thing, you're not out $120.>>2840925Which pony enjoys playing bulletball professionally?It's going to be an Olympic sport ya know.
>>2840928DON'T QUESTION HIM, YOU FOOLHE'S A MAN ON THE EDGE
>>2840946compared to pencil and paper
oh looka cockhope it doesn't rape me<3
>>2840935I know.
>>2840954Oh, well, sure.You could still argue a tablet offers more functionality in one tool, but for learning technical skills, sure.
>>2840947[1]
>>2840868I can't see/hear the opening to Steins;Gate without thinking of Raisin Quest 3 and replacing all the scenes with scenes from the questhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBjzWQJsQdIthen when we time-leap back and send a letter to celestia, it changes to the second OP.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neHSqUDlRwI
if you want to be any kind of decent artist you need a tablet and you need to know how to use photoshop, it is the industry standard.if you are just learning to draw you should have a sketchbook in you hand at all times, even when you are taking a shit on the toilet.
why can't i moan like a girl when someone's fucking my ass
>>2840981>that... thing
>>2840868I sometimes imagine which of the main 6 I and my friend would be and try to imagine them ponifiedI already have a OC modeled after myself
>>2840981Sadly.I just lost my motivation to draw.
>>2840986Maybe you haven't found the right dickAnon~
>>2840981make that thing do this and i will literally suck your dick until the end of timehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiARsQSlzDc
>>2840895I want to see peoples' jaws drop when I tell them the answer.I want to be the next MindCandyMan.
>>2840986look, just open your mouth when getting railed and imagine that each thrust is forcing air through your throatwith a bit of practice you can get something that sounds nice
I've been purposefully not coming to you so much since around mid last week mlpg.But now that my exams are over.what have I missed?
>>2840868Sometimes, I feel legitimately sad that I don't enjoy myself in these threads that much anymore.This was my home for a very long time, and, whether it's because the threads are moving in a direction I don't like or because I'm simply growing bored, I'm sad that I'm not having fun.
>>2840990GOD DAMN IT, PICK UP THAT FUCKING PENCIL AND DRAWIF YOU'RE WHO I THINK YOU ARE, NUT UP AND DO THE WORK YOU SAID YOU WOULD
>>2841003planescops>feelsetc.
>>2841001>actual, legitimate advice on how to moan during sexYet another reason for MLPG to be my life.Not that I'll ever need this seeing as how I intend to become a wizard
>>2840986>>2840992I'd like to get railed in the ass while dressed like a girl. It's not a sissification thing or whatever. I just want to be the little girl.
>>2840988>>2840868BE HONESTHOW MANY OF YOU HAVE MADE A OC MEANT TO BE AN INSERT OF YOURSELF, EVEN IF IT'S JUST AN IDEA IN YOUR HEAD?AND IF YOU HAVEN'T DONE IT, DO IT RIGHT NOW AND SHOW US HOW YOU WOULD LIKE TO LOOK AS A PONYDO IT
>>2840990Do it anyway. Who needs motivation?Draw every day no matter what. Never stop.
>>2841006It's a natural feelingIt'll go away when the hiatus is overease off a bit on the threads during the drought man. Come back when the new season is close to upon us.
>>2841015I have done it, I have no idea what the fuck I was thinking.
>>2841014>I just want to be the little girl.If I had a dollar for every time I said that I'd probably have $15-20. It's an intermittent fetish of mine.
>>2840986go a size up.
>>2841015I can't come up with one that doesn't look terrible.I just insert myself in human form.In my head, of course.
>>2841006I know that feelBut, once in a while a thread comes around that restores my love for this place.
>>2841015But I don't make OCs
>>2841020WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FORSHOW USGo on
>>2841003griffy is dead
>>2841015ew gayI have an OC I write fapfiction for myself aboutshe works at her father's coffee shop and has an incestuous relationship with him
>>2841027There have been some winners recently, just gotta be a guru at ignoring the bad posts, because frankly there are quite a bit of them.Like the Zebra Police Pony thread
>>2840968Never heard of it before, but I do love me some time fuckery. Looks like I'll have to watch a few eps of that sometime.
>>2841032It was when Fluffy said he was going to make a MLPG banner compilation with all the OCs people gave him to represent everyone in MLPG. I just wanted to be included.I am terribly ashamed of it and I didn't save it.
>>2841040the anime isn't as good as the original visual novel. play the game first.
>>2841015No I haven't done it. The idea of a self insert just has never ever appealed to me since I stopped being 16.I do imagine my own characters sometimes. Usually villains for the cast to confront in some way.
>>2841015Nope.Despite making numerous OCs for fanfiction and whatnot, and despite desiring almost all the ponies >sexually, I have never, not once, imagined myself as a pony, imagined myself in a relationship with a pony, or in any other way inserted me or my personality into My Little Pony.
>>2841036Post it
>>2841013>becoming a wizardbut She has such a wonderful plan for your life. why do you want to disappoint Her?
>>2841036ntsts plz go
>>2841016I just got crushed by the fact that even for drawing you need to have money.I am a poor fucker.>>2841007Yeah.But the fact that pencils won't look good makes me sad.
>>2841053Her?
new thread>>2841059>>2841059>>2841059>>2841059
>>2841061>I just got crushed by the fact that even for drawing you need to have money.Are you retarded? Drawing is the cheapest hobby in the world.
>>2841015my in-my-head OC wears a luchador mask.
>>2841052Oh god noI'm a pretty shit writer, and they're mostly for practice.
>>2841067I could barely eat for a year.
>>2841061>>2841067PENCILS ARE PERFECTLY FINE
>>2841048Will do. Thanks.
>>2841067The cheapest hobby and one of the least lucrative professions.
I may be in the minority but I like the "intimacy" for lack of a better word of scanned pencil sketches, in many ways more than I like digital art
>>2841097>least lucrativedudeeveryone that draws or at least most are completely batshit depressed
>>2841083I hope so...
>>2841038yeah, that was a lot of funthe >feels with police pony were pretty nice too
>>2841111umEither you or I are misunderstanding something here.
>>2841126LUCRATIVITYWEO WEO WEO
>>2841132keep it down I'm trying to masturbate over here
>>2841173BEEP BOP WEO WOOKY WOOKY
>>2841186shhhhh
last post.
>>2841505Nope.
>>2841514oh yeah?
What's the happity haps today MLPG?Anything tippity top happen so far?
