My Little Pony GeneralLast Thread: >>2828883
>>2832888>>2832894>6pretty good, B-, no need to see me after class
>>2832922>cancer
>>2832894
PURGE THE XENO FILTH!
>that feel when MLPG scared off jessy in the middle of plane pone request time
Rumps
>>2832922
>>2832922Please go back to /b/. Please. Please.
OK done.Now roll, you faggots. Roll and watch your horse cartoons.
>>2832208
>>2832951Lumps
Would you boop a dark elf fairy thing nose
Post pouty ponies
>>2832974I accept your challenge
>>2832947What?Goddamnit, you guys!
This thread is going to be perfect~
>>2832888If little ponies were only a few inches big, would you let them all sleep on a big pillow together in bed next to you?
Anyone have the source for where they said the demographic for season 3 is being shifted from the 7-9 bracket to the 10-12 bracket?
>>2832981Grumps.
>>2832992Only if it's a 'turn back into a bugpone so we can cuddle' button
>>2832999>odd tripsFantastic way to break in the new roll chart. Well done.Enjoy your Show Stoppers
>>2832981>you will never attach cups to Fluttershy's teats>you will never hear her panting as the machine rhythmically suckles milk from her
>>2832992
How do you fight off the depression and hate anons and actually have fun drawing?I had fun once, until everyone told me I was so horrible I started to believe it.
when will it stop /co/when will the fucking fart fetishists leavewhen will they take their shitty fetish and greentexts and discussion and art with them
>>2833000somehow the concept of ponified war machines sparked a fight between anti-war anons and MLPG's /k/ommandos
>>2833005I'd like that more if the holes weren't so...Meaty.
>>2833011If true, I think that it'll change absolutely nothing at all
>>2832992With my fist. Yes.
>>2833007Yes.
>>2833027Hopefully before the season starts up.
>>2832993
>>2833026DRINKDRINK AND DRAW
>>2832992I would give her lots of kisses.
>>2832974COME ON GOOD EPISODE
>>2833005
DORKS
>>2833007I'll just leave this here
>>2832993the poutiest of ponies
>>2833033BIGMEATYHOLES
>>2833005The kind of thread of which I've dreamed since I was small~
>>2833027Never.
>>2833063>Not posting the original tiny pony thread
>>2833026You have to draw instead of bitching in 4chan.
>>2833069That reminds me of a certain club...
>>2833058XENOS
Don't post Chrysalis now!I need to sleep dammit!
>>2833011I don't think this ever happened.
>>2832974I swear to God if I get MMDW again...
>>2833090Oh, jinkies...
>>2833090
>>2832894You are going to join us, Smile?
>>2833027Hopefully a few days after saturday because bronycon
>>2832978We all hit our low points. The important thing is to develop a regimen to get you through it.The simplest regimen is draw every day no matter what. It doesn't even matter how much. Any amount of drawing greater than zero is enough to get you through the day.
>>2833059>Shit Status: Lost in Space
>>2832992Does she transform into random things when I boop her nose?
>>2833027I think they hitched a ride when we moved on over from /co/>that one period of time where some anon kept stealing our marker and putting it in the fart fetish threads on /co/
>>2833090>>2833090
>>2833090Are you one of the people that keeps posting fart stuff?
>>2832974>>2832999OH GOD, NOT CUTIE MARK CHRONICLES
>>2832974
>>2833148>Chronicles>least fave ep of S1tersepls
>>2833093Come to bed, anon...
>>2833027>>2833046>>2833130>>2833137So I take it I shouldn't bother posting any farty texts?
>>2833148But that's one of the best episodes ever
>>2833148>Cutiemark ChroniclesI USED TO TRUST YOU YAHTZEE ANONI CAN NO LONGER LOVE
>>2833165just my least favorite over al
>>2833135I just don't really care that much. I just come for some pony art and discussion and ignore what i don't like.It amuses me to know end how much having these threads angers some people though. I'm a bad person.
>>2833147
>>2833027I wish they'd go away. We stopped talking about sounding stallions when people got upset, why can't they stop talking about farts?
>>2833148>Best episode of the seriesWHAT ARE YOU COMPLAINING ABOUT??
>>2832208>>2832208>>2832208wut
>>2832974Gotta time this so I get one from the good season
>>2833178You are worst than hitler tahtzee anon.
>>2833093>Wedding episode was two months ago
>>2833171I'll still read it
>>2833181Are you regularly part of the general, or are you the person that admitted to coming here just to make things worse?
>>2833179>It amuses me to know end how much having these threads angers some people though. This should be the only thing worth taking away from thisKeep calm and pony on!
>>2833171Right now? No. I like gassy ponies as much as the next guy, but someone you? has been pushing it way, way too hard recently. No need to incite the General at large any more than it already has been.
>>2833195Perfect Roll
>>2833199
>>2833199That´s a good thing Ponko. S3 soon.
>>2833192its funny reading that thread. people think we are all about luv and tlr8
>>2833196oh, ok
>>2833202No xenos here...
>Wait you watch My little pony? You're one of those bronies?what say?
>>2833168Fuck you, evil bug! I'm busting out of this hive and going back to the cute ponies that love me!
>>2833181OH GOD DAMMIT>tfw this is probably someone who hates fart fetishes so he's trolling with that fic
>>2833195>Po1Nicely done.
>>2833192AHAHAHAHAHAHA>>2832292>"I agree with OP.>The whole board is one fucking MLP general. No need to have a pony only thread on a pony board.">Posted by fwuffyfwucker !384jOtGlCo
>>2833027fuck, man, remember faceless? his shit was unbearable
>>2833231>Implying someone know
>>2833228
>>2833238pfffftttt hahahathat's really funny
>>2833233Good! Be strong Battle Brother! Resist the Xeno scum!
>>2833171Please just tone it down several dozen notches.
>>2833231Browhat?Dude I just watch it on TV when I have time
>>2833214No, it isn't me. Why is anon using my creation to destroy?
>>2833217F-fun?
>>2833228They're all xenos.Changelings feed off of love and leave you fatigued, ponies feed off of friendship and basically give you ignoritall pills to make you happy and loyal to the princess 99.9% of the time
>that feel when you got caught by the fast zombie
>>2833231Not really, I just like the show. I like Star Trek too, but I'm not a Trekkie.
>>2833213I think everyone would befit if they all just sat back, relaxed and posted cute ponies
>>2833231>What the fuck is a "brony"?Disaster averted.
>>2833228I'm pretty sure there are Xenos here...
Jesus Christ how pathetic.
>>2833228The only time this would be ok is if she'd taken that form to lull someone into a false sense of security.
>>2833231If I actually was stupid enough to be found in that situation?Feign ignorance, tell them i just watch the show.Who would be stupid enough to blab about what they do on the internet?
>>2833192>>2832583>They are all shit. MLPG, /b/read and others are the same shit in this board. THIS IS THE FUCKING "GENERAL PONY BOARD". Why the hell do you have to make a general pony thread in the general pony board? No. It's not like you would want to discuss everything about ponies, that's impossible; It's just a chaotic circlejerk about "LOVE AND TOLERATE" and stupid tripfags. >Jesus christ, I respect fluffy pony, even though I hate it, because at least it's original and has a freaking focus.>If you want that shit, go to /b/MY SIDES ARE GONE
HEY CRAZY PONY PEOPLESTRIP DOWN AND STEP UPIT'S TIME TO PARTY ALL NIGHT
>>2833228Would you corrupt this beautiful fairy princess pone?
>>2833231This has happened to me before, actually. Just brushed it off.>"So, anon, you like My Little Pony? Are you a brony, anon?">No, fuck no! I'm too awesome to be a brony!>"Lol, that's true."
>>2833257>>2833269>But isnt that what a brony is?
>>2833268>zombie>fastIMPOSIBRU
>>2833254Uh the ponies are Xeno too
>>2832974LAST ROUNDUP GET
>>2833027But the idea of Rarity or Twilight releasing some gas, and it having a feminine "sound" (pfffffffffff, like wind) is kind of cute. Especially her embarrassment afterwards.
>>2833182Is it safe to talk about that again?
>>2833294Hope you like the wedding
>>2833257Shining armor please go
>>2833239I liked faceless, he was smart and funny and his shit kept kiddies and sensitive types out. Unfortunately it was a little too effective and the regular population started to get a little TOO used to it, or left. Now most of the thread is Faceless-tier.I still don't care though. I pony, you pony, he she we pony.
>>2833277MY SIDESHE REALLY IS A BRONY!
>>2833294>wedding cancerSHITwelp see you guys in 22 minutes
>>2833285
>>2833311>I liked faceless>erp in middle of the thread
>>2833231"Does it look like I have a neckbeard?"
>>2833282>MLPG>All love and tolerate>This is what people actually think of us
>>2833298The General is already constantly spammed with farts, DJ Acid, and Space Marines. We don't need to spam them with that too.
>>2833293But at the moment they are a useful resource in my campaign against my nemesis and her Xeno horde. The brightly colored Xenos will have their day.
>>2833290>never played Story of the Blanks
>>2833267oh godponies are the tau
>>2833260Because we can't have anything nice, anon. I'm so sorry it happened to you, but remember that it could have been any of us.It's not your fault.
>>2833026You have to look at all of it on a level ground, and try to find the reason behind their comments. Do they hate it? Do they explain WHY they hate it? If you can't find out why someone dislikes something, or dislikes you, then you can safely toss that comment in the "unnecessary" pile. This goes the same for praise as well. If it's just blatant praise with no reason behind it, it has just as little value as the hate posts. Basically, read everything, yes. But evaluate it before you let it affect you either way.
>>2833329>Implying thats not one of usIs too obvious.
>>2833285>>2833320You too. Acid's fun and all, but it's coming on a bit strong.
>>2833331Okay. I'll keep waiting then.One day, it'll be okay again.
I haven't actually seen the front page of /mlp/ for a while now. I just go from general to general.What's it like on the outside?
>>2833277>>2833314That had context you dolt.Also, nice samefag, sentenal stalker.
>>2833334Ponies are orks
>>2833324But that's what threads are like constantly anyway.Ignore what you don't like, anonymous.
>>2833320Could you use Acid's penis at a radioactive nightlight?
>>2833268>Getting caught by the skeleton poniesHow does it feel to suck at video games?
>>2833331I enjoy the Acid spam unironically
>>2833357You dropped your trip John.
>>2833359
>>2833362Probably. Hell, if you wanted you could use it as a radioactive sleeping bag
>>2833268>Getting caught by the fast zombie>Not getting him stuck behind the fence
>>2833268>never got caught onceI didn't even know what people were talking about at first
>>2833373...Who in gods name is John?
>>2833333I really do feel that this could work as an episode, with a massive re-tool of course.
>>2833334Equestria is no place for 40kids unless you want to be fluffy-tier goreanddeath fags that laugh at the death of cute ponies.Now get out. Fantasy > 40k
>>2833356Probably worse. I dont know. I dont go anywhere on /mlp/ except these threads.
>>2833381Me neither. Guess we're just 2sanic4them.
>>2833374Does anyone have the ork version theme song?
>>2833360>Ignoring ERP>In the middle of a (then) /co/ thread about MLP>A completely unrelated ERP between two faggots getting their rocks offThere's a time when you should actually care about things you don't like.
Thank you guys for the feed back. What else needs fixing?
>>2833371But you are the acid spammer.
>>2833373That wasn't me.Real post:>>2833160
>>2833356It's not very good.
>>2833333What was that one OC game that had a secret grimdark ending you could only get after midnight or something?Also I miss SotB because it was fun to talk about. Can we have a SotB thread?
>>2833400>lipswhy
>>2833355Everything's ok in moderation, and I'd really like to talk about that again, but I have a feeling that guy that's spamming that twilight thing would just start using it as ammo to shit the general up further.
>>2833400Better. Keep going.
>>2833400quack
>>2833396And this isn't that time.
>>2833410>>2832993>>2833047
>>2833356The piss has its moments. Humanized art threads are good.
>>2833392Shoulda been called Story of the Sanics
>>2833371I like the idea, and some of the discussion, but not the spam. The spam doesn't help anything at all.
>>2833160>>2833404You're over thinking kids. They want action and fast paced episodes. Which episodes would fit that bill?
>>2833390>Doesn't know about the stuff MLPG has come up with about the 40Kids in Equestria.It's not gore and death, Anon. It's no where near gore and death.
>>2833400Are the lips suppose to be puckered like that?
>>2833416I don't get it. Does it look like a duck?
>>2833356Unsurprisingly disappointing.
>>2833311>I liked faceless, he was smart and funny and his shit kept kiddies and sensitive types out. >his shit kept kiddies and sensitive types out. Pray tell, why was that a good thing?
GUYS QUICKLYI NEED A PONY TO PRETEND TO SNUGGLE! HURRY!
>>2833356Not bad actually.Either there's a lot of us going piss diving, or there's quite a few sane ponyfags out there.
>>2833356Dumps of images you've probably saved or at least seen before.A rare show discussion that's probably happened here before. Multiple times.Off-topic and meta threads which are even more pointless on /mlp/ than they are here.
>>2833439Yes. But nothing is set in stone.
>>2833450sikret club
>>2833436>They want action and fast paced episodes.Dragonshy's a good starter episode for that kinda thing.
>>2833451Pinkie is the default snugglepone
>carnifex charging $30 for printsWell shit, what the fuck do I charge, then?
>>2833402...Maybe.
>>2833451The one that exists. Which means none.
>>2833451Fluttershy
I love Twilight.
>>2833407>That feel when you're actually nostalgic for last summer>That feel when playing SotB for the first time, late at night
>>2833451DERPY!
>>2833366I never actually got caught it was just the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture.
>>2833465Do you print them in good paper with a nice printer? Because his prints looks like shit.
>>2833459>You will never go to Fluffy's sekrit klubhaus on Saturday morning again>but that's ok because the ponykart one is just as much fun
>>2833396I don't know if you remember, but the constant bitching about faceless and flame wars about him were ALWAYS worse than anything he ever posted. And he used a name and trip so he could be filtered. He was courteous in that respect, didn't care about people that didn't like him, did his own thing, and didn't purposefully cause drama with anons, while they filled up the threads with unfilterable quotes of his posts and walls of text and autism fights.So it was, and so shall it continue to be.
>>2833457>
>>2833373>knowing sentenal's real nameHoly fuck.Dude, do you realize how far gone you are?Seriously.You've passed the line of 'mocking the idiot' and have gone straight in to harassment and stalking.For fucks sake, take a look at yourself man.
>>2833475In a platonic way?
>>2833475duality of pone
>>2833483I was gonna go to Kinkos and print like 20 or something. I don't have very high hopes.
>>2833475>loving worst horseenjoy your opinions
>drawing>having more fun than ever>realize it's actually horrible>everyone agrees
>>2833400what's up with the lips?with the hair couldn't you have just simply used a reference?
>>2833507Can I see your art?
wings
>>2833436Dragonshy, Feeling Pinkie Keen, Swarm of the Century, maybe.
>>2833400Here, anon, I redlined it for you. You made the common newfag mistake of not realizing the ponies have human noses. Also ears, lips, and chins.
>>2833491I would buy a miniature Discord statue.I really would.
>>2833407Was it one of those Luna games? Those were ok but they should of had more meta fuckery. Like that one bunny game where she appears on your desktop. That made my heart jump.
>>2833531Oh my god I choked on my own spit.
Seeing as how everyone complains about the frontpage, what kind of topic could I start that would self perpetuate?We've tried world building, but it only lasts two threads at most.
>>2833518I tried to draw tex anon in place of the detective....He makes it look so easy
>>2833518
>>2833505She's really neat and cute. Brave and confident in the face of battle. A natural leader. She'll stare down a giant Cerberus without any hesitation. But Celestia still terrifies her.
>>2833436I just personally feel a child's mind is more judgmental, he/she is always looking for things that grab their attention and teach them something. That opinion is based on optimism and idealism though, so I very well might be wrong. Not saying the action and fast paced episode aren't junk food, but isn't content > entertainment for children? Or is that just my idealism again?
>>2833464Thansk anonMay all your dreams come true
>>2833525Sure.
>>2833531I'm afraid I don't understand your no doubt biting satire.
>>2833489>but the constant bitching about faceless and flame wars about him were ALWAYS worse than anything he ever postedOh hey, you know who that sounds like?Ross.
>>2833121I gave it a try and I loved it, I can't wait for new episodes.
>>2833504Its like he's using sentenal as an outlet to vent his own issues and frustrations.
>>2833546Whoops, didn't mean to quote that.Meant to quote this.>>2831625
>>2833537>appears on your desktopI only know about the jump scare in the one Luna game, but it was a picture of AB and it was in the window.
>>2833465$19.99
>>2833546PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH!10/10
>>2833546That's actually pretty goodYou really captured his raw explosion of emotion.
>>2833551holy fucking shit, shut the fuck up you autistic manchild. Kids want action, not philosophical bullshitJust fucking leave now.
>>2833551Sentenal, you're being retarded. Stop it.
>>2833557Ross in the last thread was actually trying to argue that the ponies had human noses, not pony noses.
>>2833555Oh LK is you. I think 10$ is fair price for prints maybe you can push it to 15$ but remember this guys have a lot of money.
>>2833512Rarity and Twilight are best ponies.
>>2833560You know what else that sounds like?Absolutely everything that is even slightly disliked on 4chan. It's fucking horrible, but it's universal.Case in point: Ponies.
>>2833400
>>2833572And if they buy now, they can get a second print absolutely free!
>>2833588But... he doesn't even draw them with human noses. Why... why would he argue that?
>Fluffy pony fags have made two image dump sites for their own shit
>>2833595That's around what I was thinking, actually. Depends on how much it costs to get them printed.
>>283354610/10
>Discord 99% confirmed for having one or more episodes in S3>my fucking face when
>>2833570There was another one.Got posted on EqD and then was quickly removed because it'd change your desktop background to some creepy picture of... don't quite remember, and played creepy music in the background.
>>2833611>googley eye
>>2833611Yeah that's about the size of it.
>>2833601>Rarityyes>Aspiehornno
>>2833413I'd suggest we go somewhere else to discuss it, but you can't post pones outside /mlp/ and talking about it on anything other than 4chan would just feel super creepy.
>>2833522>couldn't you have just simply used a reference?Was using this, do you have a better one?
>>2833616>Depends on how much it costs to get them printed.Yeah thats a big factor.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dmLbfCxdM&feature=g-u-uAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2833588>Everyone with an opinion I don't like is RossROSS IS OUT THERE MAN. HIDING UNDER EVERY SHADOW! IF A MAN ON THE STREET TELLS YOU OFF, IT'S REALLY ROSS IN DISGUISE!
>>2833624Oh my god you're Celestia?Can I have a hug?With wings?
This is why I love Gravity Falls...
>>2833555I'm thinking about trying to make some last-minute prints as well. I have a couple of things that people might like. And an empty table just sounds so sad.
>>2833582Different kids want different stuff.I hated action shows as a kid. I actively hated Dragonball Z and I was bored by Batman TAS and I thought Power Rangers was fucking retarded.Then again, I also hated stuff with so-called "substance" and "relatable" situations like Doug and the like.I only liked funny stuff.
>>2833654UhSureC'mere, you big lug
>>2833570Nah it was some weaboo game. It started off innocently and then it got more and more fucked up until this girl with bunny ears started walking along the bottom of your taskbar. Meta stuff like that makes me feel uncomfortable, like this entire thing scared me more than all of Amnesia.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul8j9I90ueM
>>2833649I realize there could be more than one person who's completely blind out there.But it may as well be Ross.
>>283354610/10 for Joke Just work on it and redo the face for Tex.
>>2833654What if Celestia was an even bigger human fetishist than Lyra? I'm not necessarily talking about sexual fetishism, but Trekkie fetishism.
>>2833563It's really funny and the animation it's nice, I think there's a new episode this friday
>>2833640Yeah, I understand that better than you might realize.Well don't worry too much. The day will come, likely sooner than later.
>>2833660That pic is good for the bronycon and ty to do something with Trixie thats guaranted money.
>>2833657It's like I'm really in Renne Quest.
Basic information:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/Fluffy_Ponieshttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponies*booru:http://www.ponibooru.org/post/list/fluffy_pony/1http://www.ponibooru.org/post/list/fluffy_pony_original_art/1 [art]http://www.fluffybooru.com/http://fluffy.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=listArchive:http://fluffy.s1x.me/ [always fresh OP copypasta, report missing things there]Flash game(work-in-progress):http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffyForum:http://fluffypony.dailyforum.net/index.php [SOME STORIES COLLECTED HERE]Tumblrs:http://askfluffypony.tumblr.com/http://bad-bad-fwuffy.tumblr.comhttp://coalheartguy.tumblr.com/http://deathproofpony.tumblr.com/http://fillialcacophony.tumblr.com/http://fluffsplosion.tumblr.com/http://fluffy-writer.tumblr.com/http://fluffypony.tumblr.com/http://luftflaumig.tumblr.com/http://mayclore.tumblr.com/http://nasir6r.tumblr.com/http://nixonman96.tumblr.com/Stories:http://pastebin.com/u/BallsOfFluff [GENERAL PASTEBIN]http://pastebin.com/u/Bronitz [Collection]http://pastebin.com/u/128PPhttp://pastebin.com/u/Aichihttp://pastebin.com/u/AnonKonohttp://pastebin.com/u/AnonymousFlufferyhttp://pastebin.com/u/ArtieMutilhttp://pastebin.com/u/ausfaghttp://pastebin.com/u/bad_fluffyhttp://pastebin.com/u/BadFicWriter
>>2833624>Discord returns in S3
>>2833663Animaniacs?
>>2833640Different anon. I've done a couple things outside of 4chan. I felt the same way at first but it's possible to eh..get used to it.
>>2833660Do it SB.
http://pastebin.com/u/Brotodilehttp://pastebin.com/u/Cerenthhttp://pastebin.com/u/Chonchhttp://pastebin.com/u/do_obhttp://pastebin.com/u/DumpSmartyhttp://pastebin.com/u/elevenhttp://pastebin.com/u/fireandfluffieshttp://pastebin.com/u/fluff474http://pastebin.com/u/Fluff_n_Stuffhttp://pastebin.com/u/FluffyAbuserhttp://pastebin.com/u/Fluffapaloosahttp://pastebin.com/u/fluffyscribehttp://pastebin.com/u/Fluffy_Writerhttp://pastebin.com/u/Fuipuihttp://pastebin.com/u/ghosts44http://pastebin.com/u/Giant_Neckbeardhttp://pastebin.com/u/Ginger_Fighttp://pastebin.com/u/Hugboxfaghttp://pastebin.com/u/I_AM_PENORhttp://pastebin.com/u/jackbequeerhttp://pastebin.com/u/JimmyRustlerhttp://pastebin.com/u/KennelsAlivehttp://pastebin.com/u/LordAnubishttp://pastebin.com/u/Luftflaumighttp://pastebin.com/u/Mayclorehttp://pastebin.com/u/MrFluffyVegashttp://pastebin.com/u/Muffinmarehttp://pastebin.com/u/nameisjollyhttp://pastebin.com/u/nasir6rhttp://pastebin.com/u/Nixonman96http://pastebin.com/u/Oraclehttp://pastebin.com/u/PPPonehttp://pastebin.com/u/RAPEMASTER64http://pastebin.com/u/Scrublordhttp://pastebin.com/u/soilhttp://pastebin.com/u/splinter17http://pastebin.com/u/Staccatohttp://pastebin.com/u/Tartannhttp://pastebin.com/u/weggieshttp://pastebin.com/u/Zeikfriedhttp://www.fanfiction.net/s/8081269/1/Fluffy_Collection
>>2833705>Discord returns in S3Maybe is just a flashback
>>2833676What if you were hugging pony and you accidentally hugged their head off?
>>2833676Aw, you're the best!
>>2833703are youis thiswhy doesWHAT
>>2833268>Applebloom still has nightmares about that village
>>2833624>99% confirmedNigga, DeLancie can voice more than one character.
>>2833695>she just stands there staring at you, doing absolutely nothing else>for hours
>>2833679Oh I remember that one. I don't think I got very far because it wasn't translated and I couldn't tell what was going on. Something about a dying girl I think.
>>2833716>I don't like good things
>>2833732You know, I don't think he can.He's kind of a one voice kind of guy.
>>2833707Animaniacs, Ren & Stimpy, Looney Tunes, Dexter's Lab...That kind of stuff was my absolute favorite as a kid.I think the tamest, most "realistic" show that I really loved as a kid was Hey Arnold. Or The Simpsons.
>>2833741>I don't like good things>random stuff>elements of harmony>the end
>>2833649>Implying Ross didn't cut me off in traffic this morning
>>2833732>DeLancie>Not voicing DeLancieNigga what?
>>2833732He doesn't really... Do voices. VoiceWORK, sure, but he always just sounds like him.
>>2833703>>2833715Why must you remind me of the ocean of piss we float on
>>2833747>Dexter's LabMy nigga>no mention of Rocko's Modern LifeKill yourself
>>2833663>Hated DBZ, Batman TAS, >Liked DougHoly shit your childhood sucked.
>>2833732ha, yea right
>>2833721I would hang her head from my hip and go out to kill zombies.
Did someone say they wanted this colored?
>>2833775>DBZ>GoodHEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHIYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2833696Yeah, I loved the animation, pretty smooth
>>2833703But it's not even that interesting! The joke was played out like a year ago.
>>2833775Read it again. I hated Doug.>>2833765That was another one of my favorites. I couldn't mention every single cartoon I loved.
>>2833732DeLancie does Delancie, the man has a very very distinct voice.
>>2833657...Because it sometimes fills things with actual symbols, however unrelated they are, instead of random scribblings?
>>2833733>you and the guards exchange nervous looks>Luna walks into the throne room to raise the moon, but stops when she sees you>She manages to rescue you from Celestia by convincing her to get some sleep>She keeps you by her side and makes awkward chitchat with you all night long>Luna is the ponyfag to Celestia's brony
>>2833794What is this? I've never seen this before.
>>2833791I'm not the anon who requested that but please do color it.
>>2833793It's not, but I can see the appeal for a kid. I watched DB and was hooked.
>>2833695Reminds me of the story where Celestia tries to seduce you by asking you to mount her like a real horse.You do mount her.Like she was a real horse.Later, you FedEx her a saddle, a briddle, and that little container you put around their mouth that has food in it.Each of them is emblazoned with her cutie mark.
>>2833741But a flashback is a good thing. Imagine an episode centered around Celestia and Luna fighting Discord for the first time.
>>2833822Gravity Falls. It's MLPG's new thing.
>>2833793Yeah, I could never get into DBZ. The main problem for me was I didn't know what was going on at all as a kid. I still kinda don't know what's going on. As a kid, it was juts a bunch of less than believable muscle men with glowing yellow hair fighting and yelling over a long time.
>>2833832...Huh.
>>2833830this is fucking HOT
>>2833824Alright, well, hopefully he'll see it eventually. Got bored and did an ink/color today. Not GREAT, but hey, you get what you pay for, right?Flats...
>>2833822It's Gravity Falls.New show on Disney channel.It's good. Seriously. I wish I had something that good to watch growing up.
>>2833721wear it like a hat and then chase after the next pony to hug
>>2833831I'd be okay with that but it'll never happen, unless the big six could be incorporated somehow.
>>2833830>Not using MAGIC to give her the mind of a normal horse.
Boy we sure slowed down
>>2833840And the characters are so fucking unlikeable.
>>2833856..and with my hamfisted attempt at shading.
>>2833840>. I still kinda don't know what's going on.The plot is so straight forward and easy. >glowing yellow hair fighting and yelling over a long time.That only happens half way through
>>2833819does that mean Luna isn't into "normal" stuff
>>2833868They are knights or something like in HWE.
>>2833870That makes it less hot though
>>2833721>Hugging Pinkie>POP>Head rolsl to the floor>"AAAAHHHHH!">"AAAAHHHHH!">"AAAAHHHHH!">"Oh hey I think I see a nickle under the couch!"
>>2833884Luna is a fucking DEVIANT.
>>2833856Hey I'm not picky. I like it.
>>2833849New animated show by a guy who's obviously watched too much X-Files and Twin Peaks. It's cute.http://pastebin.com/r1imidfP
LK, what time is Renne Quest scheduled for tomorrow?I'd go back and look at the archive but I'm lazy and you're here so indulge me.
>>2833888orhang onorthe big six's parents
>>2833819What would that make Lyra, then?How about this:Lyra = Brony. She wears the clothes and talks about it in public.Celestia = No clothes, but she has all the merchandise in her house. She has a LOT of expensive swag.Luna = Only talks about the show online. BUt she does it through all hours.
>>2833819>takes you up to her chamber>insists that you let her hug you, or she throws in you in the dugeon>then asks you to fart in her face>then asks you how you feel about "rape", which she says in the deepest voice possible>"rape"
>>2833895What if it's temporary?And she insists on it?
>>2833910They are not old enough.
>>2833882Haven't gotten into it. I know there are magic balls that lots of people want to all have in order to get one wish granted by a big dragon though.
Quests should just bud off into their own thread on /mlp/
>>2833918>Celestia ends up biting you while she's under
>>2833856>>2833875
>>2833908Also, are you on Steam now?
>>2833875>>2833856Nice job
>>2833884You think they keep that guillotine in the dungeon for criminal executions?
>>2833924But then we'd come to hate them
>>2833924Why? No reason not to do them in a dead horse. Also, that way you ensure your audience is only MLPG. If a DM doesnt care who joins they quest, they usually do make their own thread outside in /mlp/.
>>2833884Luna had to amuse herself somehow during those thousand years on the moon. Nightmare Moon made her quite creative.
>>2833917>Luna is appalled when your farts don't smell like banana bread
>>2833395MY LITTLE ORKYMY LITTLE ORKYWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHI USED TO WONDER WHAT FIGHTIN COULD BETIL YOU BOYZ SHARED'A SOMETHIN WIT MEBIG EXPLOSIONSTONS OF FUNRED ONES GO FASTERSTRONGER AND... STRONGSHARING FISTSESIT'S A GLORIED BEATAND SOMETHIN MAKES IT ALL COMPLETEMY LITTLE ORKYDO YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL MY VERY BESTWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH
>>2833913Lyra is prettiest, so I don't care about her bronyness.I'm dangerously shallow.
So I decided to be a little masochist and watched party.movbottom lineI wish I didn't
>>2833913>Luna sitting on her throne with a laptop in her lapSomeone please draw this.
>>2833944What if banana bread in Equestria smells like human farts
>>2833942> Also, that way you ensure your audience is only MLPGIts a good thing only we have the password to get into these threads
>>2833948>RED ONES GO FASTERAmen to that.
>>2833849The pilot was actually good, if you want to give it a try there are already threads on /co/
>>2833938deaf pls goguroshit is amongst the worst
>>2833918Consider a human with the temporary mind of a chimpanzee riding celestia with the temporary mind of a horse>celestia is spooked>anon is riding her at full gallop and throwing shit at random ponies while making chimp noises>none of this is as hot or sexy as either of you imagined>luna was hit twice
>>2833957This is what I've seen saying forever. I can only get a few seconds into those vids. Dude is a hack.
>>2833965I swear there is something evil about that goat
>>2833966I agree completely, but it was mentioned earlier and seemed the logical conclusion to that train of thought.
>>2833960Then I stop eating, I only eat banana bread.
>>2833961I s a pissdweller really going to go hunting through page 12 just to get into a quest?
>>2833950>I'm dangerously shallow.Not really, I would fuck a preety pegasister too.
>>2833965The pilot for Thundercats was good, the pilot for Korra was good. I want to habeeb
>>2833944This would be funny.>>2833960This would send me into a suicidal depression.
>>2833965Mabel is so adorable.>I guess I'm just>IRRESISTABLE
>>2832974come on baby gary needs a new pair of shoes
Dragon Ball was a fun show. DBZ's biggest mistake was marginalizing all of its human characters. Seriously the most powerful human alive is Krillin and he sucks at everything.
>>2833966>ranking fetisheshow about:GOD TIER:>what I likeMEDIUM TIER:>what I can be convinced to like/b/read TIER:>what I don't like
>>2833970>her face when human shit isn't actually chocolate ice cream
>>2833974..Are you sure you don't have a guro fetish? You seem to bring it up enough.
>>2833985Thundercats was pretty solid all the way through (the multi-part lines made up for the one-shots in my opinion), and Korra's pretty much great until the last five minutes.
>>2833997>>2833999Agree.
>>2833970No, man. YOU'RE not hypnotized. She wants you to take care of her and brush her and feed her and FUCK her while her mind is simplified and she can enjoy it on a baser level without any pretensions.Just enjoyment.
>>2834003...The fuck? I brought it up ONCE.
>>2833997Someone post the yamcha is here gif.
>>2834004The last episode of thundercats highlights the shit writing in the series.
>>2834002Would you a pone's shit if it was delicious ice cream?
>>2833960But that might imply regular bread smells like horse farts
>>2833970>Discord breaks free only to see what is happening>He figures that he must have broken free a few minutes ago, then erased his own memory and stoned himself for a reason that made sense at the time>He turns himself back to stone>Equestria is safe once again
>>2834025Yes straight from the source.
>>2834020But she is a whore. She does this to herself.She secretly enjoys it.
>>2834004I didn't like the love triangle bullshitIt just felt out of place. Maybe it was because of having a female main character.
>>2834030Cut. Print.Great job everyone.
>>2834020
>>2834020;_;
>>2834039Like I said, the last five minutes. It affected more of the show than that, but could be ignored prior until it all just went to shit in the end.
>>2834020NOT MAI WAIFU!MY FEELS ARE RELATIVELY SAFE!
>>2834034your OC is very nice dear. now please get out
>Celestia puts herself under the spell expecting you to fuck her>But that's not happening>You put yourself under a cowboy hat and don some spurs>Holster your revolver>Hop on her back>Let's ride
>>2834018You've talked about that Luna guillotine thing before. I distinctly remember several occasions where you've replied to or posted something guro related. Don't try to cheat me.
>>2834025Does it come out cold?
>>2834022the writing was shit from the very first episode
So mafia when?
CRTL+F "MT">0 OF 0WHELP GOOD NIGHT MLPG. STAY CLASSY!
>>2834065>Never change her back.
>>2834025>LYRA I WANT TO EAT YOUR SHIT>okay.>+5minutes>OH GOD WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
>>2834074yes, but if you were in denial like me the last episode slapped you in the face with it
>>2834020But it's okay, because Rarity is okay with it and that was all just role-play!Then afterwards she and Applejack had a buttfight, the end.
>>2834072>non-cold ice cream
>>2834076>MLPG>ClassyHa ha ha
>>2834059Deaf you really remind me of a friend of minelike to the point where I had to keep from using his name instead of deaf. Stop being people I know in real life, okay?
>>2834070The guillotine thing once earlier today, and I didn't bring it up then. I brought it up just now, and that's it. The only time I've posted gore was that Disco pic, and that's only when people misspell flying as 'flaying'.
>>2834012>She wants you to take care of her and brush her and feed herI am somewhat terrible when it comes to taking care of my dogs. All I can imagine is Celestia running around as the water hose flails all over the place, a huge smile on her face, as you try to wrangle it and her and finally get her coat nice and shiny.
>>2834072Certainly unless she has diarrhea. Then it's a warm frothy milkshake.
>>2834020it should be colored
>>2833991I know, right? She gave me a good laugh
>>2834090Well, horses are warm. Reasonable to assume it would be some kind of warm mousse instead.
>>2833997>Dragon Ball was a fun show. DBZ's biggest mistake was marginalizing all of its human characters. Seriously the most powerful human alive is Krillin and he sucks at everything.Aparently it tried to ride the success of Hoku no Ken. Makes sense. And you're right. All the humans get sidelined and Saiyans get the spotlight. There's also little adventure and fun.
>>2834090>he's never had icecream soup
>>2834092...Does he live in California?
>>2834098See? Fun!And it's only for one night, anyway.
>>2834083>She automatically changes back after a while>You're in appleoosa downing whiskey and playing poker>She's tied up outside a salon
>>2834065>so began the legend of the centaur that killed monsters with a loud quick shout
>>2834093
>>2834118>It is totally rufus!God dammit why are these things so unintentionally hilarious?
>>2834110Mabel is human child Pinkie
>>2834130>She's tied up outside a salon>You're playing cards while getting a mani pedi
>>2833932Around 2 or 3, CST. And I could be, one moment.
>>2834130>braeburn is standing behind her desperately trying to get it up
>>2834130>She remembers everything.>And she is unsure of her feelings.
>>2834158Thanks.
>PrimerWhat the fuck did I just watch? Can someone explain that to me?
>>2834130>several stallions have mounted her while you were inside
>>2834122Do you like the characters in LOK? Thats my biggest problem with the show.
>>2834122waitare you saying you live in california deaf
>>2834152>Mabel & PinkieHas this been drawn yet?
>>2834180Time travel sucks.
>>2834182Well, to the moon I go. I got to reduce the sun princess into a simple animal and treat her as such. It was worth it.
>>2834200>fruit saladFuck you Im a man and Im eating eggs and bacon.
>>2834065>Fighting folk lore monsters with a flying horse and revolver.I'd pay money to see this.
>>2834194if this hasn't been drawn it needs to bethat and Ms. Frizzle and Cheerilee
>>2834105>catch it in a tall glass>she still finds the whole thing a little gross, but does it for you anyway>ends up watching as you suck up her runny waste through a straw>has to excuse herself and gallop down the corridor to the little mare's room
>>2834216How about some hard boiled eggs and a bowl of oat meal? Maybe some fish or chicken.
>>2834105>>2834112Your favorite pone has a nasty case of diarrhea. Would you be the one to rim her sensitive aching butthole, drinking down the chocolatey goodness that surges out?
>>2834193I've always lived in California, it's never been a big secret.>>2834185Sometimes. Lin is great, Tenzin is great, Pema's a bitch, Asami's great, Bolin seesaws between awesome and horrible, Korra's great when Mako isn't involved, and Mako is a dry, selfish asshole. Amon and Tarrlok are pretty good.Overall, it just needed to be a lot longer.
Dammit guys now I really want to pal around with a Celestia who's happy to finally be free of the expectation of being a poised and dignified ruler.
>>2834180The lesson is that cell phone radiation can really fuck with your ears when you time travel.
>>2833856>>2833875So I'm guessing that story got finished? Can someone post it please?
>>2834217Hercules with gunsA tale for the ages
>>2834236North or South?
>>2834236I think I only like Tenzin, Lin and Bumi and he have like 5 seconds of screen time.
Holy shit is the animation in Gravity Falls fucking smooth.
i've been gone for two months anything interesting happen?
>>2834264Yeah, that series is shaping up to be pretty swank
>>2834259Ikki and Jinora are good too. Meelo is slapstick bullshit.>>2834257South.Why are you asking me these things?
>>2834264I watched that shit in 720pdaaaayum, television animation is really starting to move forward
>>2834256Bellerophon. That was the one with the pegasus. Killed a chimera by making it melt his spear and having the liquid metal land in its throat, hardening there until it choked to death....There's a metaphor in there somewhere.
>>2834281leth fucked a pony and rose killed herself
>>2834264The BGM is also pretty swank.
>>2834264It's just a pilot episode right? Pilots tend to go above and beyond to try and pitch the idea. The animation in the actual show sadly might not be as smooth.
>>2834254Wait what story?
>>2834291hey wait I don't remember this
>>2834281Let's see... Two months, two mon... Oh. Right. The finale.Well, summer has been about like you expected, but we did get some really cute plane ponies from Jessy recently.
>>2834247Me too.Also, I wish to fuck her.
>>2834235I... I would. She'd have to ask though, I could never broach the subject
>>2834281sentenal deleted his saved quests and proved to be an even bigger creep to Jessy than previously thought.
>>2834291don't remind merip in piece, rose;_;
What's on your favorite pony's business card?
>>2834254Oh... Um... Yes, it did, but most of it didn't happen here, so the cap isn't complete.
>>2834317you were pretty drunk man
>>2834332I'm not dead yet!
>>2834317Well, you were pretty drunk
>>2834317You blocked out the memory.I watched the stream. Trust me, you want that memory blocked.
>>2834281Glitter Glue hats usDuring the night, we all put on trips and sometimes ERPJessy, Rose, Fluffy, and Ross are working on different parts of a ninety minute long animated version of Past Sins.Tex and Fluffy aren't dead.
haha! Rarity with glasses
>>2834317You were pretty drunk
>>2834329
>>2834329No he didn't , you twat. You've just got the old link.
>>2834299Uh, what?Most cartoon pilots I've seen have been markedly shittier than the full production due to having a shoestring budget.
>>2834317
>>2834291and some cried
>>2834333an invitiation to a partyand she hopes that you say yes
>>2834317Leth you might have a drinking problem
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/toxic_unicorn.zipThe complete DJ Acid collection, including an image that was only available via stream.
which pony would you let sit on your face?
i just rewatched both seasonsunless you're in the right mood and still hazy from no coffee this show is garbage and the ponies aren't even that sexythe furries that jerk it to horses while the autists circlejerk in the general threadall seem pointless nowyepretarded
>>2834365>>2834360Wait, where's the new link?
>>2834182>you picked you spot at the table so the other players could watch her through the window>while they are distracted you cheat>one of the players notices you>you just tip your head towards Celestia>he pulls out of the game and goes outside
>>2834247Where would you take her for her day off?I'd vote for the beach. Sorta safe place for her to just fly around, and you could imagine her flying just above the surface of the water and pretend she was skipping on it.Would you brush the sand out her fur and mane afterwards, MLPG?
>>2834388Speaking of, someone said a second image was commissioned in that stream, but it never did get posted.
can you beat rose in a fight.
>making your dick smile
What is so wrong about smelling a girl's fart every now and then? I thought it was normal to do that.
>>2834396For? I don't think it would be wise to post every link at once.That's for tomorrow.
>>2834264The mystery thing is reminding me of Mystery Inc.
>>2834382Is this a private party? A party of two?
>>2834318Artanon is still alive, too.
>>2834395i am seeing way too many people who say they like the fandom more than the show
>>2834159Would one of Braeburns buffalo friends give him a boost if Braeburn promised him a turn after he was finished?
>>2834317You really don't remember Leth?But... Lyra was so happy.She thought she had finally found a human who loved her!it was her first time.i bet you sure feel good about yourself now, huh?
>>2834333Twilight Sparkle, Element of MagicPonyville Librarian, Ponyville, EquestriaFaithful Student of Princess CelestiaImage of cutie mark
>>2834020What did I miss?
>>2834407Probably, but why would I want to fight rose?
>>2834287You will be safe in the Everfree as long as you keep your dick out?
>>2834407God damn look at how round and solid that looks.And no I would lose so hard.
>>2834333 `Sweet Apple Acres' -Family Owned and Operated-Applejack: Head-Rancher and Element of Harmony555-413-9073applelover22@hotmare.com
>>2834447Rarity letting loose
>>2834395It's not a bad show. You just don't like it. There's nothing wrong with not liking something.
>>2834152I know I know and that's why both are best ponies
>>2834405That's charming.I think we would go to a clearing in the forest on a warm summer's evening and have a picnic and maybe just explore the outdoors a bit.Wow that sounded more intimate than I imagined. I don't even fuck pone, I'm just a hopeless romantic.
>>2834455>@hotmare.comoh my
>>2834456...He finished didn't he?I don't want to see it but I'm curious
>>2834455>Applejack using hotmare and not GmaneSounds about right.
>>2834407Yea. I'd probably get her into an arm lock, press her down to the ground and then nuzzle her neck and nibble her ear
>>2834448>doesnt want to get into a naked rape fight with rosedo you even watch the show at all?
>>2834455>hotmare.comI- i didn't know Applejack had THAT kind of business running!
>>2834341A log would be fine as long as it didn't get too hard. The hard stuff is a turnoff for me.
Applejack is a very pretty naga
>>2834477Yeah. She's not on it.What's your point, anonymous?
>>2834455>hotmare.com>Not yeehaw.com
>>2834407Probably not. She'd snap me over her knee like Bane
>>2834481>>2834471She can surprise you, especially on the days she dips into the applewhiskey still.
>>2834486Is that new?
>>2834434those lines always bug me
>>2834482Well there wasn't anything HARD hard, but it did end up like you'd expect from that sort of thing.
>>2834390I would let pillow pony sit on my face.
>>2834434hah that's pretty good
>>2832965rollin'
>>2834502no
>>2834473I have a @hellokitty.com emailI don't know why
Would you have a pepper eating contest with panka like Swat Kats?
>>2834502No, maybe a month or so old now.
>>2834518Same. I never use it though.It's probably long since deleted.
>>2834434>dots with a Treble Clef>Treble Clef not sitting on the staffSHAMFURU DISPRAY
>>2834521Nope.
>>2834466Silly Smile, Mabel is not a pony
>>2834502Nah
>>2834521I've never seen that show, but I would absolutely cherish the opportunity to have a pepper-eating contest with Pinkie.Even if we paid for it later with intense gastrointestinal distress.Fun with pink horse is not to be passed up.
>>2834388>filename of the last image
>>2834552>dem freckles
This is cute but why the fuck didn't she continue the British serieshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqoTFQcrwQ
>>2834540At least he got the number of lines in a staff right.
>>2834573thats like saying "Well at least he remembered how to tie his shoes today"
>>2834486Yes she is.
>>2834434>Clap yer hands>hands-1/10 See me after class
>>2834388...God damn my curiosity.
>>2834590...Huh.
>>2834254I thought people had forgotten about thisThat couple of nights was incredible.
>>2834469We could always use more cute stuff.
>>2834584If you're a music-theory major.
>>2834590I'd let myself be eaten by nagajack
>>2834573thats like saying "well, at least he didnt murder the school bus full of children after violently raping them."
>>2834593>implying that doesn't make it funnier
>>2834622Ditto.
>>2834622That's dumb. You're her friend! Why should she want to kill you?
>>2834510Alright then. Cap please.
>>2834614>posting uncensored version>with Leth in the thread
>>28346142lewd
>>2834613Dude that's like basic music theoryFor fuck sake that taught in the second or third grade in all schools in my country
>>2834626>that picture ahahahahah
Would you a Nagajack or a Gillouyou can only choose one
>>2834637Leth is always in the thread.
>>2834545Wh-...ho-...that's what you think...
>>2834651In America the only thing children learn at that age is what is a cheeseburger and how to fire a gun.
>>2834655I choose gillou to be ejected from this general.
WHY CAN'T I WRITE GOOD OR DO OTHER THINGS GOOD TOO
>>2834603It isn't really a pony. She just can't pull a cart like that so she swallows all the apples and then slithers them back to wherever they keep the harvested apples.She also swallows Applebloom instead of putting her in timeout.
>>2834651And yet plenty of artists still get it wrong.
>>2834655Gillou.I'm sorry for not picking the pone, but I am just not attracted to nagas like I am to big swamp girls.
>PWA will never finish that Celestia gangbang
>>2834664That's not true!They are also taught to praise their Lord God and Savior Jesus God Christ
>>2834672Drink and do Drugs. That's what the pros do.
>>2834696just ask hemmingway
>>2834664we also learn about tacos
>>2834672You rack disciprine
Ponytail or Pigtails?
>>2834694>>2834664Calm down, guys.
>>2834622i know mlpg likes to get into some creepy fetishes and i have enjoyed most of them but goddamn i hope vore doesnt become a thing here.
>>2834711I prefer bald ponies
>>2834696This really seems to be the case, I think TAW is the only exception.
>>2834706but that's in spanish class
>>2834651Why would I remember shit from third grade that I have never needed to use since then?
>>2834716not while america is still in the shitter about education
>>2834633Tell you what, if I'm going to actually make a 'cap' cap, I'd like it to be presentable first, and that'll take too long. Just drop me a message on some throwaway email and I'll get you a pastebin or something.>>2834609Oh, hey, didn't see you there. Are you ok with sharing it? I'm not stepping on any toes, am I? Also, I'm so glad you liked it. Hope we can do that again sometime.
>>2834711Well, both have their own charm.
>>2834711>por_que_no_las_dos.png
>>2834328Of course she would. She'd shiver once you wrapped your mouth around her swollen pucker. Her guts would be rumble with liquidy squelches and burbles before a warm spray of chocolate mousse shoots down your throat.
>>2834726TAW is autism. Autistics are naturally in an altered state of mind anyway.
>>2834651>Not everyone knows basic music theory>Not everyone has a reason to learn music theory>Not everyone gives a fuck about music theory
>>2834694Man teaching religion in schools is bullshit.It's done in my country too.The government wanted to remove it but the church bitched and a few high school faggots in a remote village in the mountains started doing a hunger strike so they dropped the plan to remove it.I wonder how Equestria's Education is.I mean clearly they have diferent schools for Unicorns, Pegasuses and Earth ponies but in towns like Ponyville where the population is about in equal percentage what do they do?
>>2834631She isn't going to kill you. You are just helping her with an elaborate prank to get back at Pinkie Pie.
>>2834726nah, TAW does crystal meth
>>2834406Yeah, it's the one in there with the shorter filename.Angel might color it sometime.
>>2834717>hope vore doesn't become a thing hereit's already been creeping it's way in
>>2834696>drink and do drugs>write well>no motivation to write creativelySuffering
>>2834593>DAT'S DA YOKE.
>>2834726TAW does shipping
>>2834711Call me silly but I have no idea what the difference is.
>>2834735Why not just post the pastebin here?
>>2834717I know it's a little weird, but it's not so bad once you get over the obvious hurdles. Way I look at it: it's all fantasy anyway. Not something that anyone would, or in fact COULD do in real life, so there's no harm in it.
>>2834743FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT ANYMORE
>>2834735I like this version of that pic more than the original
>>2834753You've SEEN what they do. They all go to the same school.
>>2834778Silly
>>2834726But TAW can't story so it still holds
>>2834778Pony tails are a single knot like what was pictured.Pig tails are when there are two knots and so basically 2 ponytails.
>>2834769No. You drink and do drugs to write the first draft and then you sober up and edit edit edit until it's good enough.
>>2834264I know right?When I first saw it I didn't fucking believe it. I thought everyone stopped caring about the quality of the animation.
MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 66Morale: HighHorsefucking Levels: AverageFlavor of the day: Meta (it's strong today)Post count for 06/26/12: 8078A lot of meta talk today. More than usual.Some people bitching about contributes, bitching about people that aren't even here anymore, causing a ruckus for no reason, being overly-aggressive etc etc.Unexciting day, overall. Got quite a few new drawings though. That's certainly welcome.Have a fun quote:>I wasn't on 4chan before this board appeared but I can only imagine it was chaos when mlp came out from what I've heard. Yeah, this board needs to stay.
>>2834781As I said, I'd like it to be 'presentable', and this won't be.>>2834790Three minutes in SAI.
>>2834717the vore guys are nice enough not to spam it everywhere like the sounding and fart peopleI've actually greatly enjoyed all of the forbidden fetishes but haven't ever talked about them here
>>2834735Sorry, that's what I meant. Could you please make a pastebin?
>tfw you are finally able to commission 0r0 to draw your fursona>but he adds leather fingless gloves ruining the pictureworst $70 i ever spent
>>2834803He just finish that twin fics.
>>2834808I wrote half an AJ backrub fic once when I was drunk last year. It could have been okay with some editing but I panicked and deleted it when I was sober.
>>2834753Where and how are they teaching religion in schools?I went to American public school for 14 years, and never saw anything close to this.
>you will never have a pony give you a hug after you feel totally burned out from a rough day
>>2834821[1]
>go to school>see this>what do
>>2834805Oh well in that case ponytails.
>>2834812another fantastic quote indeed
>>2834784You want hot, delicious, chocolaty pony shit flowing down your throat
>>2834843
>>2834812We were pretty heavy show discussion for a while there, too. Like a few hours ago.
>>2834791But what about Unicorns and Pegasuses? They need different classes when it comes to Magic and flying. Do they get a few extra hours with someone specialized who works there part time? Or they do those things latter?
>>2834676>Nagajack and Applebloom make up>Nagajack hugs AB>Tightly>And then tighter still>Only AB's hoof can be seen over Nagajack's coils, flailing around>Big Mac can only stare with that "Not again, look.">>2834717The vore people tend to side with the size people. If either gets popular, they tend to go to their own threads.>>2834753Earth pony schools probably only go into the three R's. Pegasus schools might be similar to ROTC/ boarding schools. Unicorns might get the special magic schools.
*wwalks into thread*
>>2834856Poultron pls go
>>2834843Untie her and be a hero. Unlimited sex.
>>2834833Reactionary Bullshit. Pay it no mind.Bitches gonna bitch.
>>2834814Was sounding really spammed?I only remember posting it every night for a while weeks ago. Did I miss out on something or did pissed off anons pull a futaspammer?
>>2834856this
>>2834858*Pegasi
>>2834843Ask for better thighs
>post trollbait thread to mlp>completely forget about it>Come back and it has 70 replies.>>2832346
>>2834753What country do you live in?
>>2834753Well, the foals are in a general studies class. I would guess they're all given a basic education until about a year after they get their cutie marks, then they go to either a specialty school if their talent is something like magic or whatever, or they go to train in the field, if their talent is apples or spoons.There's probably secondary general schooling for ponies with random talents that don't need training but who can't read good and wanna learn to do other stuff good too
>>2834821
>>2834735I'm totally fine with it being shared. If you're taking the time to fix it up a little before shipping it out, I'm not going to stop you. I'd like to do that very much. Hopefully it won't face as many delays next time but even if it did I'd enjoy every moment.
>>2834857True. Less-so than yesterday though.
>>2834843What the fuckHow is she floating like that?
>>2834875Well, it wasn't SPAM spammed, but the folks that kept it rolling after that night were a little overzealous for some folks.
>>2834900She's queefing like a jet engine
>>2834875there was usually something new every dayso maybe for two hours every day there would be a lot of sounding oriented posts
>>2834735Email sent.
>>2834902Okay, just making sure.Farts tend to come and go though. I haven't seen any sustained farting in a while.
>>2834540>>2834573>>2834584>>2834626>>2834613>>2834651>>2834664>>2834694>>2834716>>2834733>>2834753>Cute pic of the CMC doing what the CMC do - trying to do something and failing adorably>Anon bitches about one detail, sparks off an argument about something nobody except composers cares about>leads into Anons bitching about education in America>Religion in Schools is EEEEEEEVILLLLWhat the fuck is wrong with you guys.
>>2834858It's probably just done at home.
>>2834814I hope I'm not lumped in with the fart spammersI still need to finish that Rarity thing but by the way things have been turning out I might have to hold onto it until the fervor dies down.Then again I could always pastebin it like this one anon suggested.
>>2834864*spits in bucket*
>>2834932Welcome to fuckin 4chan, faggot
>>2834944*attacks some poor girl because she doesn't know about our thing*
>>2834812>I wasn't on 4chan before this board appeared but I can only imagine it was chaos when mlp came out from what I've heard. Yeah, this board needs to stay.leth your in this thread too?
what the fuck is carrot top doing in this picture instead of pink one
>>2834932You're in the Autism Central of Autism Central.
>>2834963It was a request.
>>2834952Anon is leejun xD
>>2834963OohHookah pictures
>>2834963Hookah's are so wonderful.
>>2834858I could imagine Fluttershy trying to teach young Pegasi to fly. She'd be calm and nice enough to teach them like she was never taught. Of course, all her students have more in common with Rainbow Dash.Seeing as how Twilight hangs out with Cherilee so much, I wouldn't doubt she is the magic teacher.
>>2834971I will never forgive that requester
>>2834925Me too. Don't tell anyone.
>>2834812Leth, do you like lyra horse?
Pinkie is most petable pony
Out of random curiosityis the artist who did this for me still around?
>>2834939No.>Celestia's school for gifted unicorns>Flight camp
>>2834893Likewise, though do love how it turned out given the time we had. Hopefully the planets will align again soon, but... Well... You know where to find me if it comes to that.
>>2834997Miles is on break
>>2834996Too bad Duke is most sellout VA.
>>2834996Why does his body stutter?
>>2834997Yes, he drew Rarity drinking Pepsi today
>>2834997Is that miles? Because he post a pic today but he is taking a break because school.
>>2834976Fluttershy and Dash trying to get Scoot to flyBoth with their own methods. One too soft. One too rough.Neither works out.Who teaches Scootaloo to fly?
>>2834963We drugs pony now?
>>2834985Well yeah, she's minty and green and fun.
>>2834985Everyone likes Lyra horse. It's a prerequisite for being an MLPG visitor.
>>2835008>>2835018Oh. Well nice to put a name to the picture finally, but too bad to heard about that.
>>2834976>Fluttershy creates a entire generation of terrible flyers that are cursed and blamed for every bad thing in Pegasi society for decades.
>>2835027>>2835026Welp
>>2834959that was fake
>>2835026>>2835027well thats interesting
>>2835026>>2835027You people are bananas
>>2835026>>2835027Heh
>>2835027I like you Lyra.
>>2835026>>2835027Not again
>>2835022>implying hookahs are necessarily drugsAlso that pic makes me rock hard for this weekend's music festival.
>>2834976>Fluttershy's Dad is a retired Equestrian Air-Force Pegasus voiced by R. Lee Ermey.>He personally thinks she's being too nice with the ones who struggle with flying like she did, but he's glad to see his little butterfly stepping up and being a leader, and respects her right to run the class as she sees fit.
>>2834996>Pinkie's parents aren't Amish rock farmersGilardi confirmed for not watching the show.
>>2835040
>>2835026>>2835027I'm going to point this out even thought everyone fucking noticed it
>>2835026>>2835027
When was the last time GG popped by?Have we gotten rid of Ross?
>>2834975I love hookah lounges. I never go with a party of fewer than five. We ALWAYS get iced tips and make the corner look like the Western Front.I always hit it the hardest. I never lose an endurance challenge. You ever hit TWO hookas at the same time, taking a 30 second drag, and stretch out the release for an entire minute WHILE making snoop himself jealous of your output? It's glorious.
>>2834997Yeah, I'm still here and drawing.Need something?
>>2835052>Rainbow Dash develops a huge crush on fluttershy's dad.
>>2835026ALL DOSE MINT HORSE
>>2835060stram where
>>2835049Tobacco is always a drug my friend, but I can see where you're coming from.
>>2835063Hookah Lounges are the bombGoing to one this weekend in NYC with some MLPG folks actuallyShould be fun.
>>2835063I have.I've also gone overboard while gonked on weed.Not fun.
>>2835067Not really, just stumbled across he picture and wanted to say thanks again. It's a really nice little piece for a random request.
>>2835079It's shisha.
>>2835076If I ever go along with this voice project.wait half a year.
>>2835072She is a dyke.
>>2835072i dont know about develops, they have been friends for a long time so he already knows him. it would be cute if fluttershy mentioned she did at one point tho
>>2835053Surprise surprise? Shit's obvious. He's just cashing in on the hype.
>>2835099I would hug a Lyra.I would even let her fall asleep on my chest
>>2835099Lyra pls quest.
>>2835105You. Stop being stupid. I know you're doing it on purpose.
>>2835030>>2835036>>2835037>>2835040>>2835043>>2835044>>2835047>>2835055>>2835060>>2835065Guys srsly we do tend to post the same reaction images over and over this statistically HAS to occur every so often.
>>2835103>shisha is a syrupy tobacco mix with molasses and vegetable glycerol which is smoked in a hookahYep, it is.
>>2835022Smoking weed in a hookah can actually wreck them.Just like how mixing tobacco with weed can wreck a bong.I'm Australian and almost everybody does it here though. Spliffs are fine though.
Do we have an Oreo pony yet?She has a sister, Double Stuf, who has a very mesmerizing butt.
>>2835103Shisha's a kind of tobacco.But this is all irrelevant because we all know the best way to use a hookah is with some quality shisha topped with good pot or spice.
>>2835093It was so long ago, but you're welcome.Stay cool, anon.
>>2835105Dykes are ugly, Dash is beautiful. your post makes no sense
>>2835053Gilardi's characters are more interesting
>>2834999>Universities and Trade Schools
>>2835118You. Stop being stupid. I know you're doing it on purpose.
>>2834784>>2834854She'd utter a pained whimper as her guts wrenched and her pucker convulsed, spurting out several very wet farts followed by another gushing flow of the creamy chocolate fluid. You're able to gulp down most of it well enough, with only a small amount dribbling down your chin. You pull back to lick your lips and lap away at her asshole, wiping it clean.
>>2834880Technically Pegasuses is correct since it's a greek word.But both are accepted so who cares?
>>2835114But what if she drools on youor pokes you in the face with her horn
>>2835105She already tried that
>>2835142Fuck off Gilardi your videos are terrible.
>>2835138But Dash is ugly.
>>2835052>>2835072>>2835105>>2835118>>2835145
>>2835107She still does but convinced Fluttershy that it was just something stupid she said as a kid.
>>2835149Because it's fun
>>2835149By Proffessor in Ancient Greek cares.It drives him nuts. I love pulling this argument on him>"But people SHOULD care!"
>>>/v/144785996
>>2834821I'm sick and tired of you nerds ragging on fingerless gloves. Listen, these things kick ass.
>>2835162u jelly
>>2835168YOU'RE UGLY
>>2835099Lyra, plzplz Lyra, plz
>>2835168Shut your mouf
>>2835183Time to get my fapping arm ready
>>2835150>Drools on youEven better>Pokes you with her hornI wouldn't mind. Horns look kind of blunt.
>>2835157
>>2835186
>>2835186The 90s are over, 0r0
>>2835196>404FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!
>>2835176>Screencapping something that happens every day.Autistic shitstain
>>2835171>implying we're not all grade school girls
Would you let a pony belch in your face?
>>2835189My mom says I'm pretty, and I think I'll take her word over yours.
>you will never get over 2000 views for a story on fimfiction
>>2835117>>2835191Not until after hamburger time.
>>2835133>spiceEnjoy fucking dying. I'd rather risk incarceration then smoking that cancer.
>>2835212>Not using 4chan Xhttp://archive.foolz.us/v/thread/144785996/
>>2835213I honestly don't think people save those. I know I sure as hell don't care to.
>>2835213
>>2835235Why dont you play d&d.
>>2835236You're going to have to explain this to me.
>>2835243Is there an extension to automatically cap a post?
>>2835168that is untrue and you know it
>>2835233Write more sex and FAST and you'll be as popular as RagingSemi and TAW
>>2835233Brony please leave.
>>2835243XDDDDDDDDDDD
>>2835257I wish.
>>2835209The 80s and 90s will live forever.Not like these most recent two shitty decades.
>>2835132>the Oreo SistersTheir parents were busy.
>>2835132Would you double-stuff a Double Stuf with milk stallion?
>>2835253Spice is dangerous as fuck, man. Synthetic cannaboids are not to be fucked with.And yes, they can test for them.
>>2835247Because I don't enjoy D&D. I know that's probably difficult to comprehend but I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me.
>>2835257If you're using a Mac (I know, I know), cmd+shift+4 lets you select an area to screencap.
Guys, do you like Applejack's accent? What if it would get really thick when she got angry?What if it got even worse when she was aroused?
>>2835276>Chocolate OreosAnd promiscuous.
>>2835286How are they dangerous except "OH NO SYNTHETIC"And I haven't actually smoked them since their hayday years ago. Back when I doubt anyone would test for them.
>>2835292>bear with me.
>>2835282>pound her ass while he fills her marecunt>can feel his fat horsecock throbbing with your own dickYes. Yes I would.
>>2835296>intense fuck session>all she can cry out is "yall yall yall yall"
>>2835293
I haven't seen Gravity Falls yet, but everyone says it's good. I've downloaded it and going to watch it now. I'm willing to stream it if some of y'all want to watch it, too.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7ZnRKMl-7A
>>2835286Synthetic canabanoids are actually pretty much fine, or rather the third gen are. The UR class has a lot of potential.I agree with the second class, they were awful, and the first synths even used Napthalene, which I agree is dangerous to a degree. But now the market seems to be a lot better as the new wave arrives.
>>2835296>"HURF HURF! AWW YEEAH. GIB IT TO ME IN MUH BIG OL' APPLE BUTT!
>>2835233I'm at 1413 now. Just gotta put that shit up on the heroku.
>>2835292What's not to enjoy about D&D?
>>2835296why does everything here seem so boring and typical
>>2835293windows key + sni + enter
>>2835227Sure.I'd like to get a smell of what's down there first.
>>2835320I'm in
>>2835318Yep, exactly like that.
>>2835296>Make her mad and then have angry hatesex>You can't understand anything she's saying
Anyone up for mafia?
>>2835243GET ON MY LEVEL.
>>2835320No, don't want Redditfags and /b/tards to ruin a potential good show.
>>2835282Hell fucking yes I would.
>>2835296As a Southerner, no, I hate it.I hate the slackjaws around here you cannot properly pronounce anything. It's so terrible. I dream of a place where I can understand what people are saying to me.
>>2835358I'm always up for fun
>>2835362ENHACE IT
>>2835282Yes. I would eat her out after we were done too.
>>2835312
>>2835305It is very possible to OD on them and they can cause neurological damage that natural cannaboids simply don't.
>>2835275But the 80s and 90s were shit
>>2835216>>2835216 >in a thread complaining about MLPG and other meta shit>has barely watched half the episodes
Would you a buffalo?
>>2835316>Eiffel Tower with him>dick-fistbump inside Double Stuf
>>2835342>cucumberI need some context.
>>2835342When does that happen anyways?And where?I've always wanted to try that proper and not that offshoot that new guy ran a while ago, but I never catch when you guys are running it.
>>2835342I haven't joined in a pony D&D for a long time. What's happening now?
>>2835305It's dangerous because there's no regulation on it you dumb fuck. That means the people who manufacture it don't give a shit whether it gives you a horrible trip or kills you.
>>2835233>my little pony fanfiction
>>2835305For starters it's actually possible to overdose on synthetic cannabanoids.Not to mention some people will have allergic reactions to them and you're more likely to have a panic attack because of them.
>>2835388yes
>>2835293The one reason I want a Mac now.
>>2835383>rawrity>Not Bearity
>>2835383>RawrityOh my sides.
>>2835383>1600+ notes on tumblramazing
>>2835388BUT THAT'S NOT STRONGHEART
>>2835388Looks too young.
>>2835320I'd be up for it
>>2835388more horses!
>>2835395>>2835396We are going to nassequest tomorrow and is like mordheim.
>>2835394Impromptu dildo
>>2835412I seriously doubt you laughed so hard that your sides hurt.I imagine it got a chuckle, if even that.Probably just an amused smile.
>>2835388You fucking know I would
>>2835399So weed is more dangerous than mustard gas I presume
>>2835353
>>2835388YES PLEASE!
>>2835436Isn´t that something?>>2835437You dont even know me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58fWjVz0tC4&feature=player_embedded#!This version is better than the original.I can't fucking wait for this shit to come out.WHY MUST IT BE ON 3DS
>>2835394Long story. A few of us got to joking about another player's character and her devotion to Celestia.>>2835395>>2835396We play in the submarine. Scriptarius finished his campaign but is thinking of running another one soon. We also have three other people running their own games and a fourth that plans on starting this Friday or Saturday.
>>2835441My uncle used to be a successful bankerNow he's addicted to weed and living on the streets and he's already overdosed twice
>>2835399To be fair Anon there's no regulation for an illegal drugs market either.
>>2835350Smells like the digested remnants of her latest victim.Her burps smell like the ones who haven't quite been digested yet.
>>2835441Different anon here, but you're missing the point. It's a lot easier to fuck up/not care and make something incredibly hazerdous when the producer is 'cooking it' rather than growing it.It's like, compare pot to meth or something.
>>2835461Wasn't it impposible to overdose on weed?
>>2835342we D&D now?
>>2835474I need a 5000x5000 of Fluttershy face.
>>2835446
god dammit why is every YouTube video of Gravity Falls just someone filming their tv screen poorly
Okay, Gravity Falls stream will be here:http://www.livestream.com/zululand?t=231173Give me a minute to get it set up.
>>2835472I see where you're coming from, but the only spice I smoked was made by a good friend of mine who knew what he was doing.Now tell me how smoking K2 could have killed me
>>2835452deal w/ it nerd
>>2835374
>>2835387Oh God don't remind me of that thread. Someone linked it in the Steam chat and just searching through it I noticed a night and day difference between MLPG regulars and piss swimmers. It's pretty bad when they're so different that I can tell them apart instantly even when factoring in anonymity. And that Nikolai shitstain is the worst of all of them.Just... fuck that thread. I regret reading it more than reading any TF2 threads on /v/. >implying Demoman is OP.
>>2835468Don't know quite how to feel about that.My dick does though.God help me.
>mfw Gravity Falls wants to be the next MLP
>>2835418>1600It broke 2000.>that feel when you have yet to break 200
>>2835484
>>2835472>comparing synthetic canabanoids to methamphetamineI can't entirely fault you, but the two are still massively different drugs with vastly different mechanisms of action, bioavailibilities, and physio-chemical effects.And one is just a single drug while the other is a massive catalog of multiple acting chemicals.
>>2835292Pone D&D is so far removed from real D&DIt's actually >fun
>>2835489DOOKS NO
>>2835132I have no idea how to character design
>>2835493Well that's fine, then. Far as your question goes, you got me. I don't know specifics. I'm just trying to provide a better explanation of the other dude's thought processes.
>>2835527Thank you anon <3
>>2835407>>2835439>>2835447>>2835470>>2835489Would you love your buffalo if she turned into a pone?
stop being shitty mlpg
>>2835524>that feel when no posts at allBut I have nothing worth posting, so meh.
>>2835534Would you poop in the woods MLPG?
>>2835485have you been doing all this capping this whole time not using the snipping tool?
>>2835510Just let your dick handle it. It knows what it wants.
>>2835282>Double Stuf pony covered in "milk" and licking her lips>wiggling her big, round, soft ass>she loves getting nice and wet
>>2835148I...I...unffff
>>2835558>he's never pooped in the woodsAlso having mosquitos swarm your taint is not fun.
>>2835523>Wantslol nope
>>2835542Yep
>>2835504REVERSE THAT...WHAT'S THAT IN THE REFLECTION?
>>2835571>her body gets extra soft
>>2835348>sni
>>2835508i just find it funny how they say MLPG spreads its hate through out the board, when the whole point of this thread is to be left alone, and we typically yell at people linking to shit outside this thread.
I wish that my semen was valuable so that someone would capture me and milk me day in and day out
What if ponies were hunted by demons in their sleep?
>>2835538this feels racist to me but im not sure why
>>2835474I only remember playing in the early quest that was based on the Smooze. I berated Farticus fairly early on. And then he had to go and sacrifice himself.Praise the sun.
>>2835545>that gifhelp I'm dying.
>>2835596livin the dream, eh?
>>2835559THE WHAT
>>2835596you would probably be empty after like a day
>>2835282Would you eat out Double Stuff then wash her down with a long drink from Milk Stallion?
>>2835603>FarticusNever forget.
>>2835605And they actually lost
>>2835538I like the curly hair.Now do her promiscuous sister Double Stuf.
>>2835484This picture crashed FF>>2835559Yes, been using PrtScn and editing the actual caps together in paint.
>>2835616Not if they pump him full of those special MLPG sanctioned vitamins.
>>2835596Dont wish that anon. They'd milk you in the most economically viable way. Through electric shocks to the prostate.They basically shove a cattle prod up your ass and zap your prostate, forcing you to ejaculate without any orgasmic feelings. You dont even have to be aroused for it to happen.Sometimes the electrocution burns the inside of the colon.
If any drawfags are about would they be willing to draw Sweetie Belle dressed as Buffalo bell?
>>2835142Gilardi's videos are an excellent example of what not to do in a fan parody flash.Seriously, just don't do whatever it is hes doing and you'll be better than him. You'd get more followers too.
>>2835534>that art of the Tainted Element party is in thereI should really make a new pic on them. I owed Script enough for that.
>>2835534I feel that we could use this a basis for a TBS game.
>>2835626Oh Sentenal, you're ignorance never fails to make me laugh.
>>2835628>Through electric shocks to the prostate.>Not by Nurse Redheart screaming at your dick until you reach shameful orgasmwe've been over this
>>2835625ask me tomorrow.
>>2835605Soccer wouldn't be half as entertaining if the players spent less time showboating/faking injuries as they did being good at the damn game
>>2835603I remember playing of the other games. Its was very entertain. Shame these games get in the way of sleep or I would have played more.
>>2835633we can't all be good like you, Ross
>>2835638Thats the best mlpgdnd pic.
>>2835647How would I know about these things? No one ever mentioned the Snipe tool before.What else am I missing out on?
>>2835649mah nigga
>>2835628http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroejaculation>Only the dead.png
Who here is excited for a possible conflict with the bear and dragon?http://www.haaretz.com/news/middle-east/report-turkey-deploys-tanks-on-syrian-border-assad-says-country-in-a-real-state-of-war-1.444201
>>2835608the snipping tool, a program in win7 (possibly others i dont know) that lets you select a part of your screen then saves that selected part as an image
Hey kid, want to /ss/?
>>2835687pedofag pls go
>>2835626wow... thats all i can really say... i take it i have significantly increased your quality of life with this revelation.
>>2835673>Snipe toolSnip tool man, like scissors cutting things, not like a gun in hats.
>>2835673Well, you can use Ctrl+Alt+Click to immediately save the full images from 4chan's post thumbnails in firefox.Though I think you actually have to go and ENABLE that with the latest release on the about:config page
>>2835682My warboner hasn't let up for a whole week.Nothing will happen of course, but all the speculation is bringing out the old /k/ommando in me.
>>2835682What a misleading headline
>>2835673>snipe tool>Sentenel pulls out a telescopic sight in which he attaches to his mouse
So are we going to get any information about season 3 in bronycon?
>>2835687/r/ing flower trio pronz, plox
>>2835687>not misusing /ss/
Is there a rar that has all the pony fart stories? I need them for... research.
>>2835617I'd empty that glass and leave no crumbs behind.
>>2835638
>>2835692>implying /ss/ is pedo material
>>2835534Wait, it just uses D and D job classes? Why not use special pony ones?
>>2835682diddnt the syrians shoot down one of their planes or something?
>>2835725>Straight shota >Not pedo material
>>2835682FUCK YESIT'S HAPPENINGEVERYONE GET TO YOUR RECRUITMENT OFFICE, SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN AND I WANT A FRONT ROW SEAT
>>2835728What would special pony classes be?
>>2835712
>>2835725pedofag in denial pls go
>>2835713What's /ll/?
>>2835682Blitz is laughing because she was BORN to kill Russian tanksPlease, Putin, please do something stupid
>>2835560But...I...Shit. Greater than implying I wouldn't want in that bloated mare.
Plane ponies are stupid
>>2835749You havent been on 4chan long, have you?
In other news, snacks is back>>>/r9k/2898660
>>2835735I'm too fat and lazy to be drafted into the military.
>>2835748>>2835733>>2835725/ss/ is a male fantasy. They want to be the little boy who fucks older women.
>>2835766Well duh, they're just planes. They're not sentient or any of that shit.
>>2835774Told ya
>>2835749Lesbian loli you moron.
>>2835700Or wait, shit, just Alt+click.
>>2835560Why is there never any art or stories of a guy having a knife on him when he gets swallowed?
>>2835781>river in egypt
>>2835735jokes on you iv already enlisted
>>2835774Old news. He's been on /mu/ frequently in the last few months.
>>2835603Who were you? I was the only Knight in the party.
>>2835706360 no scope cap save.>>2835700Well that explains it, it's disabled. Thank you for mentioning it now though.>>2835683Also that, I used XP in school, so no one talked about what was on Win 7. It never crossed my mind that maybe it would be fun to explore all the accessories in Windows 7. >>2835697Like you would not believe. Thank you.
>>2835741Just base all of the classes on characters from the show.
>>2835725>>2835781I can't believe there are people who don't dig this
>>2835774You didn't know Snacks has been a radio personality? He been doing that for years.
>>2835781Still pedo material.
>>2835811>2 mares 1 colt tooling some cry
>>2835779I know that feel. Look on the bright side. If they get desperate enough they can use us as weapons.>drop a fat ass from a plane>equivalent of a bunker buster
>>28355342 things I don't get:>Why Bears are even in the game>Why Goats don't have names
>>2835810Like what?
>>2835774Snacks listens to MumI think I just changed sexual preferences
>>2835816Kinda. But they're fantasizing as themselves as the shota. They're not necessarily lusting after the shota.
>>2835596It would be in Equestria. Remember that bar in Over A Barrel?
>>2835811well of course notthose are horses
>>2835796Yes. Yes.Clearly /ss/ pornography is mostly consumed by adult women who want to molest little boys.It's so obvious.
>>2835832>>Why Bears are even in the gameIs >fun and bear lore is op.>>Why Goats don't have namesIs a joke they do have names.
>>2835811It's easy not to get into it when you were molested by a babysitter as a kid.
>>2835846And what about the older women with fantasies for fucking little boys?
>>2835859did she suck your little dick?
>>2835859What are you, a faggot?I'm so sorry if she was ugly or fat or something like that
>>2835846>Trying to defend pornography with children in it
>>2835717Does it have a glassy texture, or is it like one of those boxes of milk?
>>2835714There's like.. Three, I think. Celestia, that Twilight thing that keeps getting spammed, and a Rarity one that got reposted (touched up) last night. The rest has just been brief, idle conjecture
There needs to be more porn of the Goats.
>>2835792Because then it would be guro...or a scene from an epic adventure.
HERE WE FUCKING GO AGAIN
>>2835887> Rarity one that got reposted (touched up) last nightI need this.
I just realized no one knows I've watched this show since Suited For Successit's a nice feel for mefuck all y'all
>>2835792Because that's not really what the people involved in these stories want, anon.Talk to Chip if you want MiB-tier chrys vore or something.
>>2835902>fuck all y'all
>bear goin to warMy body is ready
so whats the shortcut for the snipping tool
So why can't Sweetie Belle use magic? Isn't she old enough to learn by now? Even the Pumpkin Cake can use magic, and she's like, a few months old.
>>2835867>>2835870Not cool, guys.
>>2835900Yup, time for ponies again. How horrible.
>>2835912I resent that. I'm not into vore at all.
>>2835832Bears have been the joke class since day 1, and have spawned a bunch of jokes regarding Bear Lore. And I don't think I've ever seen a goat with no name in the games, that's just a joke in the rules.
>>2835924I dont remember fillies using magic in the show, other thank Twilight.>Baby unicorns have magic episodes
>>2835926Dude, real life /ss/ is always cool. Quit being such a manlover.
>>2835884I'd like it to be nice and glassy, so you can see his cool milk burble and flow as you drink.
>>2835832Bears are a joke and goats have names.
Any good Rumble fics?
>>2835934No I...Damnit. Did you not watch MiB? I was implying you'd be the type to 'retrieve your bolter'.
>>2835924Her parents don't look very practiced in magic, either.
>>2835944Are you sure you don't want to spend minutes trying to get the tip of his dick open before accidentally crushing it and spraying milk all over your shirt and the people sitting next to you?
>>2835935>And I don't think I've ever seen a goat with no name in the games, that's just a joke in the rules.Well maybe it shouldn't be in the rules because it's confusing to people who are trying to get into it and it doesn't make sense to anyone who's not already in on the in-joke.Just sayin'.
>>2835890But goats are boring. If anything we need Diamond Dogs, Gryphons, or Buffalo.
>>2835924Her dad makes her use magic on him for sexual stimulationShe will forever associate the two
>>2835901Touched up version didn't get posted.I'm just going to post the original version. Gimme a second
>>2835968I responded to the post before reading the whole conversation. I had a momentary stupid.>momentary
>>2835941Baby Cakes you dumb shit
>>2835956there's that one preening one i guess
>>2835971You'd think Rarity would be able to teach her something.Maybe she HAS magic, but we've just not seen her use it yet? I mean, she did hang all those clothes out to dry in Sisterhooves Social, and she's not really tall enough to do what she did.
>>2835994Did you miss the greentext you dumb shit?
>>2835994>implying he's doing magic intentionally
>>2835971Rarity's dad is a retired veteran. Lost his horn in the war, wears a hat ever since.Little Rarity started making hats for him, and that's how she got into fashion.
>>2836004That would be considered a filly you dumb shit
>>2835916>My body is ready>not My body is teddy
>>2835973>spend minutes trying to uncap him and fuck it upGeez, it's like you've never sucked off a milk colt before
>>2836022That is a foal you dumb shit.
>>2835942>All little boys want sexThis argument makes me angry.
>>2836022no thats a foal
>>2835956An innocent one by Cosmo and a fapfic with CC, that also includes CC/Flitter.
>>2836032Because is a pedo argument.
In celebration of the impending nuclear end to the world, I present to you a website.http://www.nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?lat=38.55875610795346&lng=-100.01173499999999&zm=4&amp;kt=100000YES, NUKEMAP. DETONATE A NUKE IN YOUR CITY/PROVINCE/WHERETHEFUCKEVER AND SEE IF YOU DIE.I believe the most common strength of the Russian nuclear arsenal is 25000 kilotons, so be sure to put that in there correctly.
>>2836032All little boys either want sex or don't know enough about sex to care. Quit blaming your generous babysitter on your retarded manchild problems as an adult.
>>2836032You must have never been a little boy
>Ask Snacks who best pony is>Post is deletedhahaah
WE'VE HAD THIS ARGUMENT FIFTEEN TIMESNOBODY WINS[EVER]
>>2836027I was trying to create some humorous imagery.I'm guessing that his semen would be heavy cream. Where you you get whole milk and skim milk?
Okay, yeah, Gravity Falls is crazy good.
Did anyone screencap the greentext about Scootaloo's enormous wings?
>>2836091It was very funSo current cartoonsMLP>Gravity Falls>AT>RT
>>2836060Good thing I live in the middle of buckin' nowhere.
>>2836085Quite right. ...Interesting, that was quicker than the others. MLPG is older than you know. I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of the next, in which case this is the sixteenth version.
>>2836114You probably live near a missile silo
>>2836032When I was a little boy I wanted sex. Did you? Were you some kind of faggt?
>>2836086Well, skim from the same place, but through a different bodily function. Whole? You got me.
>>2836060Hopefully they drop the bombs right on NYC cause then Im fine
>>2836125Yeah, probably.OH WELL!
>>2836110>no MotorcityYou are fucking scum.
>>2835887>>2835901>>2835987Okay here it is.Rarity farting in it's original form.Looking back on this..it's really shitty and I can't wait to post the fixed versionhttp://pastebin.com/yQ6pAS27
>>2835979Think of it like trying to find the copy right violations in the Hunter book from White Wolf. It sucks that every active one starts as ihead off to work.>>2836125That was the reason the author of Starship Troopers (or a similar sci-fi story) went out of his way to describe Cheyenne Mountain getting bombed. He choose to live in some middle of nowhere place so he can at least avoid being a target of nukes. The military decides to move in right next door with some of their most important stuff.
>>2836135He has three balls, each labeled with a different variety. Squeeze as desired.
>>2836032After 13 boys are horny. Fact. They won't get laid for years. Fact. Around 14-15 if some older hot women came onto them they would go for it. Girls are totally different.
>>2836204STOP
>>2836150I'm sorry I didn't see it or know of it.I haven't been watching TV at all.I use only the Internet.I'll go watchi it when I have time okay?
>>2836178>mfw I'm watching Starship Troopers right now
>>2836182Congrats, we went from hot, juicy mare butt to a milk stallion with three balls.
>>2836182>Milk pony has polychordism>massaging each helps turn the milk sloshing around his body into exactly what you wantBut what happens when you just go for broke and fondle the whole package?
>>2836178Yeah, you really can't win. My little midwestern city is next door to Strategic Air Command. You'd think we'd be nothing in a nuclear war, but honestly we'd probably be at least #3 in priority. Feels weird man.
>>2836060>That feel when just out of range.Now I just need several bottles of vodka.
PONIES
Wow holy shit how dead are we?
>>2836174Unf.
>>2836241Remember that each city would have several nukes falling on it.
Why are we talking about nukes?
>>2836221You fucking better. It's a Redline cartoon with a bitching metal soundtrack and it's made by the Megas XLR guys.
>>2836268We found one, trying to figure out where the bronies are most densely packed.
>>2836268Winter's coming early this year and it's radioactive.
>>2836268not entirely sureMaybe we're feeling retro tonight.
>>2836268Because nukes are awesome.
>>2836233Movie is VERY loosely based on the novel. They're totally different.
>>2836270...Why haven't I know of thisFUCK YOU ANON IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT FOR NOT TELLING ME THIS
>>2836217Stop getting trolled.
>>2836060That's 25 Megatons, or half of the Tsar Bomba. Most Russian nukes might be closer to 1.2MT, or 1,000kT.I'd be fine, but I'd put my fucking PBF on and get the hell out of there.
>>2836283I know. But still.
>>2836241I don't think you're accounting for the radiation drift.If you're "just out of range", have fun with radiation sickness.
>>2836259I'm still out of range even when I drag the little thing around.
>>2836283The movie is better than the book.Heinlein was a fascist hack. His books are with a few exceptions basically erotic fanfiction-tier shit.
>>2836268Oh didn't you get your MLPG daily newsletter? We're preparing for Nuke Ponies
>>2836296Seriously, nobody survives a nuclear war. They just live a little longer.
>>2836236This happens.
>>2836060This is broken as fuck.>Select detonate>map image decides to unload itself, showing just a gray screen
>>2836268because conversations im MLPG can be a little explosive
>>2836296foil lining in the sunrise suithelps a lotbut you better have a sealed second set of gear, that dust is gonna be the death of you.
>>2836302Hey. Hey.Fuck you.
>>2836302The movie was pure garbage
>>2836320[You] better not be talking about the first movie, you sack of shit.
>>2836235Sorry. We can go back to Double Stuf if you'd like.How does she look, anyway? Mostly Oreo-brown, with white freckles? Is she crumbly at all, or does she feel like any other pony? Does she drip cream when she's 'excited'?
>>2836320the movie was fucking awesome. when i was 7
>>2836283>>2836302>tfw I like both
>>2836268Infatuation with going to Equestria.>>2836247The Flower Trio would be totally afraid of approaching a car at first. But when you introduce them to it, and make them realize that the huge metal monster is theirs to control, they probably would go all out.>>2836318>>2836320I like how the movie is just crazy. Zerg rushing the Zerg.
>>2836320The movie is under-appreciated. Paul Veerhoven is a genius of action-movie satire.
>>2836320How could you not like BUUUUUUUGSS?
>>2836308I like the way you think, anon.A lot.
>>2836280Radioactive you say?
>>2836204I was four.
>>2836302Have Spacesuit will Travel is the only one I've read, and it was amazing.I keep meaning to find a copy of Rocket Ship Galileo
>mangneto is taking commissions>they're pretty cheap>http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8281743/
>>2836239I live near a major nuclear plant in the southeast. Gotta wonder if that'd get targeted.
>>2836367Oh its you againwhats up rapevictimanon
>>2836361
>>2836370>Have Spacesuit will Travel Neat, that was one of the few exceptions. Another acceptable answer would be "Stranger in a Strange Land."
>>2836367niiiiiice
>>2836347The movie's a great scifi piece on its own, but to dismiss Heinlein like that is just retarded.
>>2836367Tell me about it anon.
>>2836270Um... Hey guy? Could you maybe link to somewhere I could watch this?
Here's a list of Russian nuclear warhead yields to play around with in Nukemap.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_weapons#Soviet_Union.2FRussia
>HeinleinI want an MLP parody of All You Zombies involving Twilight messing with those time spells.
>>2836367Well that'sdifferentYou should have mentioned that.
>>2836376Huh, that is pretty cheapSomeone pay him to draw femRover buttsex
>>2836362The best part is that it even makes that sound when he cums.
>>2836377Major infrastructure? Almost definitely.
>>2836338She's just like any other food pony. Her texture is the same as the food she is based on.
>>2836239>>2836377I live next to a major fucking port.I'm dead.
>>2836320Movie isn't great. It has some nice stuff though. Score is phenomenal. Same screen-writers and driector of RoboCop, so it has those lovely leftist satire and media segments. But the main movie itself fails. Bad acting, etc.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIGHCoVzqtk
>>2836376Oh man I love his binary pen stuff.I wonder what the etiquette is on commissioning art of other people's OCs. I'm afraid I'm not very experienced at furry shit.Nothing dirty of course.
>>2836377I live just outside the capitol city of a state with a strong economy. I'm nice and crispy.
>>2836432ITS CALLED A B-MOVIE FOR A REASON
>>2836422>live in the middle of the desertmaybe i won't die instantly
>>2836357>it's satire of a bad movieOh, then Michael Bay is a satirical genius
>>2836436Why? Which pony are you going to ask to fuck applehorse?
>>2836415>'milk' Milk Stallion's prostate as you slide along his length>he oozes heavy whipping cream
>>2836432It's fun pop stuff, but it's nothing compared to Heinlein's writing.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThrVQKl04Ak
>>2834812Capped!
>>2836268>>2836280I want to see B-29 Elona plane pony crying about all the people she killed in Hiroshima. And possibly drinking Heavily.
>>2836376>mfw that's the email address Weaver used for his World Eater campaign thing
>>2836239I live in a medium/small town less than an hours drive from a decent sized city.I think I'm pretty safe, I doubt there are many high priority targets in Interior BC anyway.Don't have to worry about earthquake/tsunamis either.
>>2836453Military test siteYou die day one
>>2836448>ITS CALLED A B-MOVIE FOR A REASONNot an excuse. It's a bit entertaining, but could have been so much more. RoboCop I consider a much better more solid movie. The comparision is valid, since it was largely the same people (Director, screenwriters, score, etc).
>>2836481So did you get a ride to bronycon?
>>2836419Well fuck, I guess. Time to ramp up the not giving a fuck.I'ma go get a 12 pack.
>>2836411>>2835859 is posted>hooting and assertations that Anon is a faggot if he didn't like it>>2836367 is posted>suddenly it gets very quiet and nobody can make eye contact with anyone else anymore
>>2836454No, not at all. It's a satire of war movies in general. And it is spectacular.
>>2836483Oh, Canada? Well yeah, nobody gives a shit about Canada. No offense, but seriously, your only targets are the radar sites up north.
>>2836481Are you saying I like dudes?
>>2836479you are a bad person anon
>>2836501Details are kind of important to any situation, anon.
If it meant you never had to pay for milk again, would you pleasure Milk Stallion every morning until he came in your cereal?
>>2836506The issue with Canada in any sort of nuclear exchange is that the jet-stream would scatter fallout all over Ontario and Quebec.But BC should be comparably fine.
>>2836481He said that the paypal account belonged to a friend who passed the money on to himguess we now know who that friend is
>nuclear ArmageddonIt's been an honor.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfhfbHI_MYA&feature=related
>>2836479I don't. I want to see cute plane ponies interacting, and not being sad.
>>2836497Speaking of which, how do you feel about the remake of RoboCop? I am betting its at LEAST better then 3rd one but fucking hell, they are still going to ruin it. I can feel it.
>>2836534I would do that for any reason. I don't even eat cereal
>>2836537>fucking up QuebecNo big loss. Fuck those wannabe frogs.
>>2836506Maybe like, Ottawa or something.And I guess there's a pretty good industrial complex going on in Vancouver, and it would probably be going full steam to aid the states in any sort of large scale conflict, so it might get a little something.Still, yeah, not a lot going on.
>>2836481Dude, are they roommates or do they just have the same business email?Maybe Machetesaga is actually Weaver?
>>2836060>In Australia.>Nuclear holocaust happens.>We're wondering where everybody went.
>>2836498Yes, actually. I must prepare my anti-spaghetti precautions forthwith.Also figure out whose signature would bring more dosh if on a plushie - Andrea Libman's, or Tara Strongs. Fookin' autographs are expensive.
>>2836550All of her plane buddies supporting her and making her feel betterDon't lie. You want it.
>>2836479>Tu-4 pone appears>nobody can tell the difference
>>2836549we nuclear war now
>>2836479Anachronistic. Elonla Gay Pony-plane would be happy to have ended the war.
>>2836577Whichever is the primary voiceactor of the character, probably.
>>2836574>still can't get off Australia because of giant sharks taking down planes
>>2836551They won't get it right. It's all about pandering, merchandising and money, not good movies.
>>2836574>implying Australia isn't turned into a charred husk floating in the sea
>>2836596Why would anyone want to target that place?
>>2836579But I don't want any of them to be sad, even if it meant group hugs and loving reassurance.B-29 can't be all self-destructive and depressed.My heart couldn't take it.
>>2836551I had successfully forgotten that such a thing is being produced. It will invariably be terrible. Same goes for the Total Recall and Red Dawn remakes. Remakes are bad.
>>2836607heres a cute pony story for you
>>2836596>Implying there's anything worth vaporising here.
>>2836414Do you think he would even want to draw Femrover anal? I wouldn't want to force him to draw something he doesn't want to like FiM porn.
>>2836591I can bring fabric of either color of their characters - Twilight, Fluttershy or Pinkie.Just figuring out which one to get.
>>2836606Member of NATO, no?
>>2836284>>2836403Demonoid. Or ask around /co/.
>>2836551Cautiously optimistic. Not hard to be better than 3rd movie. Hoping better than awful 2nd movie. Gary Oldman and House are on board, so that's something. But with a 100 million budget, it will probably be PG 13, and the suits will have too much control.
>>2836625The ANZACS are fucking hardcore. I'd nuke the place.
>>2836619That story isn't cute at all. It's sad. I think you might want to double check and see if you posted the right file.
>>2836537unless there's a southerly wind blowing fallout up from the craters at Ft. Lewis, Tacoma, Seattle, Everett, Whidbey Island, Bellingham, etc.
>>2836618>remaking movies that are already finetheres so many movies that were shit because they didnt have the tech and resources that they needed to make it well, they really should work on those
>>2836586Happy to end the war but no single plane should have to carry all those corpses.Her friends would totally try to get her to feel better by reminding her that she ended the war.Then some hippie would come in and remind her how many ponies she killed
>>2836622>Do you think he would even want to draw Femrover anal?Yes.
>>2836622He'll turn it down if he's that against it.He specifically lists "Hardcore stuff" and "Fetish stuff" on the image, there's no harm in asking.He probably expects it, really.
>>2836624That is a toughy, not enough cash for both?Twilight probably wouldn't sell as well as Pinkie or Fluttershy, but Tara Strong is definitely more popular.
>>2836640Youre right.Here.
>>2836624>get VA to sign fabric>use fabric to make pony sex doll
I like to think all planepones would band together in an emotional goodbye in a nuclear holocaust. And by "I like to think" I mean I'm literally tearing up right now fuck you guys
>>2836551Robocop is getting a remake?Man, I can't wait for the Judge Dredd remake either. And meet the Pyro is tomorrow. All this stuff I want to watch~
>>2836622Fuck 'em. If he wants the money so fucking bad, he'll draw the fucking dog.
>>2836648Then Blitz would reduce that hippie's house to rubble the next day.
>>2836622According to the image, he's open for hardcore stuff. Probably cost you extra though.Do it for our sake.
>>2836657Why are you doing this? Stop.
>>2836657aww
>>2836660somebody get hoppip to get one of the CMC VA's to sign some dumb fabricthe shitstorm would be legendary
>>2836657;_;
I want to give mangneto money because he's one of my favorite drawfags around here but I don't know what to ask for. Probably not anything pony but then what exactly?
>>2836678NOT UNTIL YOU CRY
>>2836653yesterday he said he didn't want to do femrover porn, and then he drew Snail cheesecake and apparently later regretted it.
>>2836656Tara, De Lancie and Faust's signatures are 30bux each.Andrea and all the other guests are 20bux.Prices are set by their agents.I definitely want to get De Lancie's signature on my Q Fan Collective box, because I'm a huge fucking nerd.Then I have to decide which of the two major VAs I should get - I could get both, but then that's close to 100bux just in Autographs.
>>2836691Too late
>>2836684
>>2836692Money, money, money!
>>2836684He really must not give a shit.There's no way someone can look at that Dash pic and think "Yeah, this is definitely good enough to charge people money for. I am satisfied with its level of quality"
>>2836644>Not understanding why they are remaking those movies in the first placeName recognition. They want to put people in the seats. That's it. I can tell you right now the RoboCop movie won't lose money.
>>2836693Autographs are moronic in the first place.
>>2836684I don't terribly mind the Chrys print, but holy shit, stop drawing quadrupedal Yoshis.
>>2836625That's not really the point in nuclear war.Okay, so we actually have a pretty good idea of what the targets of each nuclear power are in a nuclear war, and it's the missile sites (and, after those are empty, population centers) of the other power. That's the idea behind deterrence.Australia being part of the "west" (and it isn't in NATO, btw) isn't really that big of a deal -- targeting Sydney doesn't deter America (and, by extension, the UK and France).Things are different in Europe because of the deployment of intermediate missile sites and stuff (or it least it was during the Cold War), but it's fairly unlikely that a nuclear war would directly affect anyone outside of Europe, Russia, China, and/or the United States.
>>2836689Pinkie Pie dancing in her 80s workout clothes or something
i do not think cartoon ponies even enjoy being fucked by human men
>>2836684Only charging $15Damn, that's a good deal
>>2836713Just look at that Twily.
>>2836693wow they charge money for autographs? The only con i have ever attended was Blizzcon, but that still sounds rediculous. And genius considering the attendees
>>2836722Bonbon, pls go
>>2836713Hey, look at it like this: If anyone actually WANTS to pay money for something that shitty, its their own damn fault.
>>2836714I'm not actually confused, I totally get it, I just wish it wasn't what it is. there's so many stories that deserve a better rendition.
So what will you be doing during the end of the world MLPG?
>>2836680>go to bronycon>get as many fabric signatures as possible>mail them all top hoppip>entire line of official autographed multi-use plushies
>>2836725He should be paying me to buy that shit
T-TWILY
>>2836684That Chrysalis is nice, and Pinkie is meta enough to be intentionally funny.I hope Kevin does well because he's actually a cool bro. And he's charging less than guys like Will and Carnifex.
>>2836719They'd target Australia out of spite. That's an oversimplification, but seriously, they'd hit them because "nobody gets out of this shit".
>>2836740Explain yourself or get out.
>>2836740Posting here or masturbating to ponies.
>>2836693>not getting Tara's autograph for freewhat's wrong with you
>>2836746Twily I....
>>2836572I'm sure Weaver would bring up his roommate drawing "questionable" things. We know he had a girlfriend and cats.Alright, time for Ponies!POST BEST BACKGROUND PONY!
>>2836730That's fairly routine for big conventions. And, yeah, Bronycon is a big con now.
>>2836754>not doing both
>>2836722Bonbon please.
>>2836744Get a new act, Ross
>>2836730Oh, yeah, man. Most celebs, however minor, do charge for signatures. That's why they go to cons, man.Granted, many of them have a nice glossy 12x8 for you too, so...
>>2836740Masturbating
Alright, finally got around to doing that one thing.https://twitter.com/#!/PastaWatch
>>2836693WaitWaitby other guests do you mean fandom "super stars?"Is Andrea getting lumped in with them?
>>2836752This Syria situation is one of the biggest flashpoints we've had so far this century.
>>2836740probably masturbating or sleepingJust by probability.
>>2836708Artists aren't soulless machines that you just give money and force them to print out porn, they're living people with feelings and they should be respected.
>>2836748>will draw for food>he is fatHe need a new name or currency.
>>2836773Oh man this is gonna be rad.
>>2836781some of them are though
>>2836684>Yoshi pony facesSo ugly.
>>2836740If it's assured?Looking up a couple of folks and making sure they go out comfortably.
>>2836715Yeah, but it inflates the value of anything it's on. Considering a single plush we make sells for around 100bux already...probably a worthwhile investment.>>2836730Most celebrities charge for their autographs. Dosh everywhere, grab it while you can lads.>>2836759Idunno! All I know is that they're selling autograph vouchers. I do suppose that if the guests decide to just sign something without the person having a voucher, they're free to do so.>>2836665The only thing I don't like about the new Dredd movie is the lack of pauldrons.
>>2836769>Get called Ross>Haven't drawn a thing in my life
>>2836752>>2836754You'll both be here, saying your goodbyes?Knowing the nukes are striking their targets when MLPG gets noticeably slower and slower? Anons you've spent the years with vanishing into oblivion?
>>2836767Why bonbon is dating lyra? She is a creep.
>>2836773Accept my friend request please?
>>2836771>man, man, manI've had too many beers tonight.
>>2836773Awesome!Are you going to be uploading pictures there too?
>>2836378Not a whole lot. Just lurking as usual.>>2836400Read the archives.>>2836396No. Believe me, it wasn't. The reality is a lot less shiny than a romanticized fantasy.>>2836411Not really. It was a horrifying thing to do to a child, at any age.
>>2836740If there was an end of the world moment, would you go to an MLPG meetup?I'll bring the most expensive table I can steal
>>2836781>they're living people with feelings and they should be respected.They are whores anon, they will draw what I want.
>>2836819Gonna try. It was pretty quick about uploading from my phone.>>2836812I cannot into twitter, I don't know where to look.
>>2836808Oh god. That's a seriously depressing thought right there. I mean most of you can fuck right off, but there's a handful that...Shit.Ok, I need to get off this train of thought. Can we post pones or something?
>>2836820>Read the archives.Just tell me.
>>2836773Oh man, looks like I'm going to have to learn how twitter works
>>2836843No, I mean Steam
>>2836740Well exams finished today.So drinking.
>>2836740I'm going to sit on my balcony, cradle my AK, slip on my gas mask and watch the missiles fall.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M74cHR6xpNI
>>2836820Well if you're going to mention you were "molested" by your babysitter it's kind of an important fucking detail to mention you were a toddler at the time. And fuck you archives aren't goddamn magic. There isn't some kind of search function for "anon babysitter molestation". Don't bring it up if you don't want to discuss it, attention whore.
>>2836826Isn't that what broNYcon is, without the apocalypse?
>>2836804Hopefully this time, they don't remove the FREAKEN HELMET. Jesus Christ, what were they thinking.
>>2832974Rolling.
>>2836848Just bookmark the page and f5 every few minutes on the day of reckoning.
>>2836776Profoundly unlikely to escalate to nuclear war for many, many reasons.
>>2836849OH. Sorry. It never notifies me when I get a new one.
>>2836846>badgering a rape victin>tellmetellmetellmetellmeyou are either monumentally stupid or the first legitimate autistic anon in MLPG
>>2836852Gratz, man. How'd it got his morning?
>>2836415>come home to your apartment after a long day of work>your roommate, Milk Stallion, has left you a sign that he has company>you can hear [this] through the door
>>2836866Like any flashpoint in the last several decades, but it's still fun to speculate.
>>2836845You don't fear death do you? It would be quick, after all. You might not even see the blinding light before it envelops you, or anyone else.
>>2836873He is the one talking about it.
>>2836873He's the one who brought it up in the first place, whiteknight faggot.
>>2836722but would human women enjoy being fucked by cartoon stallions?
>>2836826Is it even possible for one person to steal a table made of oak or any other hardwood?
>>2836829They be desperate for attention. Easy catch.Some of them are far beyond saving. But those aren't whores. They be addicts in withdrawal.
>>2836852Did you kick it's ass?
>>2836861That people who weren't comic fans were going to see Stallone?
>>2836740Probably go full brony and start collecting all sorts of pony swag before my skin melts off.Go big or go home.
>>2836894Do we have a femanon here?
>>2836776First thought: "Century? What!? WW1, WW2, Cold War, etc..."Second thought: "Oh shit, we're in the 21st century"How time flies.
A nuclear holocaust has happened. Everyone you know is dead...except for everyone from MLPG.You are allowed to choose three tripfags to join your camp and ensure your survival.Who do you choose and why?
>Hurrr durrr little boys getting their dick wet are so fortunate! You should count yourself lucky some older women wanted you!You can all go fuck yourselves. It is not any more acceptable for a girl to fuck an underage guy than it is the other way around.
>>2836846>>2836854>Anon is molested as a toddler>It's HIS fault for not telling us everything and making us feel badI can't BELIEVE you guys.
>>2836744if i like the artist then i will buy from them even if the picture isnt so goodi dont like kevinsano though
>>2836910Silly anon.But yeah, this is up there with that NK artillery strike. I'm still surprised nothing came of that.
>>2836878>click file>pitch tentWhat the fuck have you people done to me?
>>2836684Did someone ask him to draw an actual Yoshi already?
>>2836918None of the ones that talk about guns.
>>2836918Tess fuck the rulesSmile and against my better judgment Winston
>>2836918>letting tripfags survivethey must be purged
>>2836878I'll be honest: i take whipped cream, stick it in my mouth, pull the tab and pretend big mac is jizzing in my mouth.
>>2836926HE FUCKING BROUGHT IT UPHE COULD HAVE JUST LEFT IT ALONE IF HE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ELABORATING
>>2836909well, i've been posting here as anon for a long time. i dont do anything useful. the one time i ended up stating my gender everyone started calling me scootaloo.
>>2836885No. I've long since come to terms with the reaper. I just don't want to lose anyone.
>>2836945>Smile>Walking in the wasteland yelling the smile song
>>2836918LK, Jessy, Hoppip.LK is a bro, Jessy and Hoppip are both very cool, and we'll need women to help repopulate the earth.
>>2836909wish we did, this is crucial need-to-know info
>>2836877Absolutly nobody did more than two out of the three questions because it was basically a 6 hour exam that we had to do in 2 and a half.So with any luck I will get scaled good again and get a credit.
>>2836909We can always play a game of pretend.
>>2836945>letting Winston come with youughno
>>2836959Well would you fuck a cartoon stallion?
>>2836918PHN, Hoppip and TawI got allllll the ladies to myself
>>2836918Ross, Ross and Ross
>>2836952Did I just hear purge? Are we purging Xenos now?
>>2836963>everyone avoids him for fear of him being insaneTo be honest he probably is.
>>2836918Dooks, Rose, and LKDooks and LK are bro tier and nobody will have the heart to attack Rose. She will trade art for supplies and we'll live like kings.KINGS, I TELL YOU.
>>2836940what if someone walked in on you getting hard to a can of whipped cream
>nukes go off>world ends>years later people find copies of fallout equestria>they think pone always had to do with the fallout that happened>it becomes one of the biggest books out there>many years later people worship it as law
>>2836918>starting a circlejerk on MLPG
>>2836959ANSWER THE QUESTION, PLZ
>>2836689He needs to draw that Snails either standing up with an eyebrow raised, or bent over with his cheeks spread.
>>2836980It's the only tripfag that I know who has guns.I'd rather take LK but who knows who may attack us.
>>2836996Well he is equestrian after all.
>>2836986What if they're all hideous hambeasts?
>>2836944Agreed.The crazy survivalists cause all the problems.
>>2836921good pointboth are awesome
LK those are some very nice dice
>>2836921No but it's hotter to fap to.
>>2836989That's a good song
>>2836935NK's full of hot air. It's genuinely sad how impotent they appear to be.
So is anyone going to draw Double Stuff getting pounded by Milk Stallion?I kind of need to see this at this point.
Look at that power.It would be over so quickly you wouldn't even know what happened.
>>2836918Glitter GlueLethFirelord
>>2837011Taw is a man.
>>2836918Juice, Commander Jesus, and FacelessWe will lead our nation into glorious ness.
>>2836989[RossRossRoss]
>>2836894Probably. They are well-hung and have large tongues.
>>2837022>Hitting a South Korean territory with actual shells and killing actual people isn't "hot air". This shit is escalating whether people want to see it or not.
>>2836975I've had situations like that. Namely in Org Chem. Gotta bank on the curve for shit like that.
>>2836918Fun fact, I'm trying to get on that "Doomsday Preppers" show with my friends. We're going to say we're planning to be the bandits and marauders in the post-apocalypse.
>>2836918LK will be my first choiceThen Tess because he's my husbandoThe last one? I really don't know.I think I'm going with Rose
>>2836998>send Rose to trade her art for supplies>she comes back with brush pens and bottles off ink>"Oh I thought you meant ART supplies.">you try to yell at her but you can't bring yourself to do it>everybody has leftover boot for dinner
>>2836918Prince of Equestria, Faceless and OrO
>>2837065Hahahahaha.I'm fucked ;_;
>>2836918PQ - He knows his shit about guns, and he is someone not to fuck with.GG - He's a veteran of 4chan and is old himself. He works on a farm and has gone though several hardships in life. He's been toughened up and must have some useful experiences and skillsSentenal - He knows a few things from those info pictures talked about before, and we need someone disposable for situations.
>>2836940Thanks to the general I can never look at Coke, Mentos or Tabasco the same.
>>2836854I'm sorry reality is a little harder to jerk off to than what you must have been thinking happened.Maybe next time someone admits to being raped as a child, you'll THINK for a second before you go "Hurr hurr so lucky XD".
>>2837065Rose can feed us by doing commissions for bandit lords and the like.
>>2837001My friends and I buried action figures when we were kids once. We reasoned that archaeologists might one day choose to dig where the trampoline was, and be incredibly confused by the tiny plastic people they found.People aren't quite that stupid.
>>2837022>>2837055He is right though. NK can't really do a real war. They would be destroyed in minutes by SK, and their entire oppressive system would collapse right afterwards.
>>2837089>planes
>>2837083A handful of us anons are also /k/ommandos who know about their weapons.
NEED A NEW THREAD NIGNOGS
>>2837083What if we added notable anons to the roster?
>>2837097You said "kid". I assumed that meant like tween. Quit being such a fucking attention whore.
>>2836918Broke, P+, PQ.Brokes a lot less of a faggot than Winston and has access to the same stash he does.
>>2837097Nobody asked you to post about this. Pls go.
>>2837089Its not that bad. Its not like every time you pop open a bottle of Coke, it would talk and tell you to drink it.
>>2837107That doesn't mean they won't.
>>2836956But now you have an even better stallion, not to mention is creamy white coat and sweet taste.Is that file broken for anyone else?
>>2837112I do not consume planes on a regular basis, or walk next to them at the goddamn store.
>>2836902The exam kicked everybodys ass.As I mentioned in >>2836975
>>2837120not yet faggot
>>2837099>Bandit lord Rathead>Ok I want a picture of Rarity!
>>2837101>People aren't quite that stupid.Oh yea?
>>2836918>tfw nobody wants you on their teamIt's like grade school gym class all over again.Except everyone else in the school is dead.
>>2837139>P+Really?I like the guy, but isn't he a little bit crippled?Seems like a vulnerability to me.These are not times for sentimentality.
>>2837146>>2837132>implying I posted it
>>2837178He's a cyborg, dude
>>2837148>That doesn't mean they won't.It means they won't. NK is fully aware of their relative weakness.
>>2837148They're still a semi-rational state. Countries don't invade one another unless they think they can win, and as much as NK is run by a family of madmen, it still is a bureaucratic state subscribing to a broadly realist outlook on foreign policy.
>>2837147>Living food telling me to eat it or otherwise consume itthat is pretty much my fetish dear anon.
Why aren´t you drawing taw fanart?
>>2837132You know what happens when you ASS-U-ME, don't you?
>>2837061You're gonna have to try reeeeeally hard anon.Only the wackiest of wackjobs get on that show.Shit, last time I saw it they had like some total hick talking about how he'd hide in 'spider holes' and a legitimate hippy couple living in a converted missile silo (they've supposedly formed a legitimate survival group, but none of the people they picked up had any practical skills outside of bullshit) and a family that had weekly evacuations in to their basement.
>>2837195taw sucks
>>2837160Ohdang, I'm sorry. I hate those types of exams.
>>2837195Goddamn Taw, getting all the pocket ponies for himself
>>2837158I unfortunately do.It's going to get awkward with my instructors.>alright anon now check the fuel tanksu-unf
Music to listen to while you watch the MIRVs close in?Music to listen to while you watch the MIRVs close in.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k70iKGjr-Zs&feature=related
>>2837147>you will never slide Mentos down Coke pony's futacock while she sits on your dick
>>2837188>>2837191>fully aware>semi-rationalI wonder if they really are with all the provocation they've engaged in in the last decade. Eventually they'e going to fuck up in a way that escalates this to war, whether they mean to or not.
>>2837192>Americans talking to their food before they eat too much of it.
http://hootaloo.tumblr.com/post/25982238431Hoot's pretty cute. I wish she wasn't so chummy with fucking Jackle-App.
>>2837195The fuck is a TAW?
>>2837171I'm as surprised as you are.
goodnight MLPG
>>2837147The reason we dropped Coke Pony is because we didn't want her becoming Fluffy Pony 2Can you imagine entire threads dedicated to abusing food based Ponies?So horrid
>>2837195>Taw fanart>not Twidash
And session eight is complete. Here's the condensed version.
>>2836909I secretly hope that the femanon who was into hollow sounding is still lurking about.
>>2837243Don't dream of the searing bright light that vaporizes all.
>>2837243Good night, Good Night Anon. I shall head to bed as well. Good night, MLPG.
>>2837243See you tomorrow, goodnight-anon!
>>2837227Not everything needs a dick
>>2837243yiff in hell goodnight-anon
>>2837192We should talk sometime.
>>2837238>click link>nigra>cutewat
>>2837269You lie.
>>2837232>>2837250>2 partswhy the fuck do you do this
>>2837269Dicks are better for sliding reactive candies down than vaginas
>>2837107NK would be destroyed, but so would much of SK, and tens of thousands of US troops
>>2837187He mentioned that he's constantly in some degrees of pain back months ago. Also he's looking to replace the rails he has, the doctors messed something up when they first placed them
>>2837238Hello my furry nigress queen
>>2837273What if both Coke and Pepsi 69?
>>2837238>Hey, you have a dumb gryphon OC>I also have a dumb retard griffon OC>Let's have dumb stupid retard griffin OC sex hurr durr
For fuck's sake, nobody is launching nuclear missiles over a couple of brown middle easterns throwing rocks at each other.I'm not a huge fan of any government but if there's one thing I'm sure of it's that world leaders are fully aware of the consequences of this shit and have spent decades thinking about it.Not even North Korea is that crazy.
>>2837238oh shit i didnt know dovne is going to bronycon. what the fuck is he even selling, he hasnt drawn ponies in months and i have never seen a sfw picture from him
>>2837283Why not?
>>2837285This. NK knows they would take at least Seoul with them. They don't even need nukes with as much artillery as they have pointed at them.
>>2837284She has a mouth you know...and a perfectly good anus.
>>2837312Not him but its messy.
>>2837309Dildo!
>>2837267'night, Chip. Dream of your nemesis.Preferably a nightmare in which she bests you.
>>2837222Man, fuck that noise.If i'm going out i'm going out in style and >fun.http://youtu.be/d-31e8Nlujweither that or that rendition of Feeling Good that plays at the end of The Saboteur because holy shit that is easily one of the saddest moments i've ever experienced in a videogame
>>2837304They combine into one mediocre soda.
>>2837238sometimes i forget niggers in real life can be cute. i blame all the awful looking black twilight and fluttershy art for ruining me.
>>2837195W-what is Squiggletail doing to applelegs??
>>2837304but Pepsi pone is a dude, anon
>>2837328That rendition of Feeling Good was the absolute best thing to come out of The Saboteur
>>2837083>and he is someone not to fuck withbuhwhat.
>>2837195>TAW>SmilingAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH
>>2837309I wish he would just kiss his brother alreadyIt's all I want
>>2837309i like how they presented that dildo
>>2837318But I don't want to have Coke Pone erupting foamy cola out of her a...Shit.Guess I do.Retracted
>>2837248Only one of the entries in that silly contest was actually Twidash, funnily enough.And even then, it was actually PinkieTwiDash.
>>2837320It's for this:https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Date%20Archive.htmlI agree, but it's better for some solid, uninterrupted read
>>2837349Oral sex Scootaloo.
>>2837238Dem fucking DSLs man.I would love to feel them on my dick
>>2837349Mouth hugs.
>>2837307There's always one thing I've heard about in the bible that describes nukes perfectly.The bible.A how many thousands of years old book? Seriously, what the fuck. That's creepy.
Cactus Cooler Pony > All inferior Soda Ponies v
>>2837360Just take it and shut up.
Thanks to all who participated in Rarity "Quest" tonight. I feel we are nearing the end, though others are convincing me there is still room for >feels before I box myself in. We shall see.And I promised to plug Pony D&D since they're looking for new players. The rules are pretty easy and it's pretty fun, so try it out some time!Good night MLPG, I hope those who participated had fun and that everyone else has a pleasant night/morning as well.
>>2837364i am no anatomy expert, but are too many joints in that mayor arm?
>>2837377That's great, but there's no such verse in the bible
>>2837192>pizza pony shakes her rump at you and asks if you'd like some lunch>breakfast sausage pony sits down with his forelegs spread wide and tells you that he spent all night making sure his gravy was extra creamy
>>2837389>Good night MLPG>>2837243
>>2837307isnt that how WWI started, only they were eastern european?
>>2837364>Mayor and RarityWhy are they my two favorite ponies.Is it because they both symbolize female archtypes that I'll never have?
>>2837402But there is.>clouds rolling back like scrolls>flesh melting off the bodies of men
>>2837390>i am no anatomy expertneither is dovne
>>2837377There's more than that.Google "Ancient Evidence of Nuclear War". There's some old ruins in the middle east or some shit which have the signs of being nuked (glassed rock, etc), way before mankind even had steam power.
>>2837366I know, right?>"And here we have the large Chance, from Bad Dragon. Note the brown color; no off-putting poop-stains here, friends!">captcha says pones>MIGHT AS WELL SHOW ANON!
Can I get all the dancing .gifs of all the pones from this scene please
>>2837406>beer pony
>>2837358http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeNv8zlzlV8>He sat there, looking at all the death and destruction around him. He knew he was damned, and he had done horrid things. But, he just sat there and played his piano. And as his enemy, the Saboteur arrived, he just said solemnly, "He's upstairs." He continued his song and played it until he heard the gunshot and saw Dierkers crumpled body.
>>2837364He's gay but his identical twin brother is straight.It's frustrating because there's no combination of parts you can use to get them together without at least two additional participants.
>Pony or Die emailAwww yeah!>Hello, KrabbwaitwhatI'm not Krabb...
Renne quest tomorrow?
>>2837408I hope you aren't trying to insinuate that's me.
>>2837411WWI didn't have nukes involved.I didn't rule out a world war, just nuclear exchange.
>>2837418I wonder if the people in the before-time had 4chan.
>>2837425
>>2837443Yes. Earlier than usual, too.
>>2837418Described in the bible.Interesting.
>>2837247Ummm, its because people were RPing that in Poychan. They got bore of it. The one outside the this general did not like Coke Pony either, if I recall correctly.
>>2837428>beer diamond dog
>>2837446No Im just saying good night.
>>2837437He's not "gay" gay.He'd still take a blowjob, I bet, regardless of gender
>>2837428>beer ponyAre you sure about that?
finally started pathing for Rarity for the VN. actually going a lot better than i thought it would. writing dialogue is the bitch, though, as always. maybe i'll let somebody else do that.
>>2837468Oh, alright. I misinterpreted. Good night to you too anon.
>>2837418>Ancient Aliens.
>>2837478Good thing you dont have Sweetie because you are a pussy.
>>2837425Not from that particular scene, but this always makes me laugh.
>>2837466Goddamnit, stop taunting me with that if you aren't going to follow through.
>>2837478Oh, paths were decided last week? Neat.Good luck with that!
>>2837461Aww, I got to work till 6 tomorrow and won't be home till 8.I hate my job.
>>2837478>Rarity pathYESTHIS PLEASES MEYou'd be a bastard if Sweetie belle isn't included a lot
>3 days until i go to my first orgy at bronyconIm super excited.
>>2837489>mfw the bible prophesies nuclear war
>>2836670I'd watch it
is there a way to select and edit multiple layers at once in sai ?
>>2837496you need to move on, bro. holding onto grudges like that ain't healthy.
>>2837507I'll have it archived for you. Since it'll start earlier, the link will be up as soon as it's over.
>>2837526If there is please tell me.
>>2837454I like this game!
>>2837514I still can't believe this is a thingBe careful anon who knows what STD are there
>>2837514Neat. Make sure to bone up on your dirty talk. You'd be surprised how much calling someone a 'bad pony' can do for their enthusiasm.
>>2837537Only autism.
>>2837526You can put the layers you want to edit in a folder, and move, mask, and transform them. That's the extent of it, though.
>>2837478I will enter a stasis chamber to maintain my bodies ready levels
What if Ponies were dogs instead of Ponies?
... is it bad that I want the world to end in nuclear fire? I already know I'm going to try to find a moped and try to make my way north.
>>2837526>>2837533Hrm...Not POSITIVE, but you might be able to make use of layer folders to do that.
>>2837413>And this shall be the plague wherewith the Lord will smite all the people That have fought against Jerusalem; Their flesh shall consume away while they stand upon their feet And their eyes shall consume away in their holes, And their tongue shall consume away in their mouth.nuclear bombs aren't plagues and they don't eat things>The heavens receded like a scroll being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place.Yeah, that's not a nuclear war either.Are you Nathan? Only faggot I know who displays such a level of biblical illiteracy while still believing that shit.
>>2837531I know it'll be archived, I just enjoy being a part of the experience.
>>2837514wat
>>2837550>moped>nuclear holocaustI hope you're open to the idea of prostitution.
>>2837437isnt it weird that his brother visits dovnes tumblr and dovne constantly posts hardcore gay furry porn. i dunno, maybe its just me. if my sister ever found my tumblr i would be horrified.
>>2837540Not to mention a Rarity mask
>>2837514Drink fluids, eat light foods, and bring your own condoms
>>2837418No there isn't
>>2837478Wait, paths have already been decided?Has the player character been decided?
>>2837545so i can't scale them down? that's what I want to do, I did put them all in a folderI want to change the size of a head but I've already finished the whole thing
>>2837550only if you want it for some bullshit faux-nihilism reason. if you just want to live Fallout, then no.
>>2837466>Beer Diamond Dog offers you a mug full of beer when you get home and you down the entire thing in a single gulp>It's a lot more potent than you expected>You try to stand and ask him where he got it, but you stumble>He grabs your head with a glassy paw and tells you it's fresh from the tap>What ta->He quickly pulls your head towards his crotch and slips his member into your open mouth>Once you are passed out he relaxes on the couch and orders takeout with your credit card
>>2837549Why is he so bald?Why can't he wear a golf hat like regular bald people?
>>2837565HE SAID THAT THERE'S ONLY THREE DAYS UNTIL HIS FIRST ORGY AND BRONYCON AND HE IS SUPER EXICTED
>>2837514...watIs this seriously a thing?
>>2837592Please excuse him, he's slow
>>2837514>Bronycon Orgy>Everyone files into the room, there is only two females, one is thin as a stick and the other is a landwhale>Everyone just shuffles about nervously>Suddenly they all start to vibrate>Sauce starts to bubble up from their pockets>The hotel shakes as their vibrations grow stronger and stronger>Suddenly there is a loud deafening bang>"And in other news tonight, Secaucus New Jersey experienced an unexplained sudden flooding of spaghetti."
>>2837578He'll be drinking plenty of fluids, ithankyou
>>2837583Worst case scenario, you can merge all the relevant layers, copy it, undo all the merging, paste the layer you copied, and roll from there
>>2837550I prefer giant asteroid
New thread timeWe Image Limit
>>2837549wolfnanaki would probably be king of the fandom instead of sethisto
>>2837600What, con orgys? Yeah, man, it's a thing.
>>2837583You can scale down the folder with Transform, but you cannot select an area of the folder and transform that, no. If the head you need to resize has elements on multiple layers, you need to do the same thing on each layer. Or >>2837612
>>2837418>http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/ancientatomicwar/esp_ancient_atomic_09.htmI won't even consider these sort of things, not until science examines it properly.
>>2837550>I already know I'm going to try to find a moped and try to make my way north....Is that a reference to Stephen King's "The Stand"?
>>2837571I don't understand. Mopeds have fuckwin gas economy and are enough to carry one person and his gear. Water/water purification, two jerry cans of looted gas, and a backpack full of food. Add a rifle strapped over your back and you're good.The whole idea is to get myself out of 105 Degrees Fahrenheit Land and into fairer weather where survival is more likely.
>>2837620shaun is only brony king because of EqDHe would still be bro-dog king if it was Caninia Daily
>>2837633Where's the live stream for that?
>>2837558Matthew 24:29“The sun will be darkened, the moon will not give its light, and the stars will fall from the sky.”This verse is the same as Joel 3:14-15 and Mark 13:24. The effect of nuclear war is so enormous that it could create smoke of clouds because of massive fires so thick and big that it will hide the sun and moon. It will lower temperature and trigger a winter.Revelation 6:15“Then the kings of the earth, the princes, the generals, the rich, the mighty, and every slave and every free man hid in caves and among the rocks of the mountains.”If there is a nuclear war, our only defense against the radioactive fallout is to hide in bunkers. Have you heard about the nuclear shelters built on Cheyenne Mountains?Don't make me say it.I'll stop here.
>>2837589~<3For all I care he could call in for lobster if he let me get a headfull from his 'tap'
>>2837644...Oh crap, it's Flagg.
>>2837565>he doesn't know about Con orgiesI wish I didn't know either anon.The thing about having sex in fursuits is that most of the suits are really oversized and stuffed, so it makes human genitalia just look sad and small.
>>2837610I don't think there are going to be females there.
>>2837558That sounds a shitload like a high-yeild nuke.And the first part sounds exactly like what happened in Nip-land when we nuked them. Eyes and mouths melting completely away. You're taking the wording (which is a thrice-fold translation) too literally.
>>2837646>see moped>hide in ditch>ambush>fuck butthole
>>2837440>tfw still no pone or die email
>>2837663AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH WOW.
>>2837663It's vague meaningless bullshit and you're seeing connections in it that aren't there.
>>2837663Revelations is a good read even if you aren't Christian.
Its sure nice that you guys are staying around.
>>2837681>>2837692Then I sure as fuck hope you guys are right.
>>2837667I'm not usually a fan of fursuits, but when I saw ECM's, i had to admit I would that.The guy's got nice hips.
>>2837663>nuclear war makes stars fall from the skyIt doesn't work that way, anon.>but nuclear war will cover the starsSo will large fires and regular clouds.>people will hide in the rocks and mountainsSo like every time an ancient city got sacked by an opposing armyYou really are Nathan, aren't you?
>>2837702Revelation. No "s" at the end.
>>2837413>>2837558>>2837663>>2837692This.If I could find the link to that "Silent Latin H" guy who made a totally bullshit connection between 9/11 and George Bush or whatever, I'd post it here.If you WANT to see the connection, you'll put any bullshit you want into the argument to justify it being there.
Would you a loli pony?
>>2837735Only Scootaloo.
>>2837678>tfw no date because drawfag
how jealous do we think would Rarity be, realistically?
>>2837709it is nice, but everyone is being a fag. we should talk porn.
...thread...?
>bronycon orgy>everyone shuffles in>everyone is standing around, no clue what to do>one guy in the corner looks especially shifty>things eventually get started>shifty guy still off to the side>people get ino it>shifty guy finally joins the crowd>suddenly, soap everywhere
>>2837717You should know the bible was written almost poetically.
>>2837715pic/link?
>>2837735that depends on what the legal age of consent is in equestia-america
>>2837692I remember a Carl Sagan clip where he says we see patterns and shapes in nature because our brains naturally try to make sense of things automatically, like those pictures of objects making faces. Same thing here.
>>2837735Be her big brother and take care of her?Encourage her and try to steer her in the right direction?Yes.
>>2837717>nuclear war makes stars fall from the sky>obvious reference to those sparkly, shiny things called MISSILES
>>2837755Nothing at all. She know she is the best mare in the world.
>>2837735Age of consent laws are arbitrary as fuck.
>>2837668I know there's going to be at least one.She's with the group I'm rooming with.And she's cosplaying as Vinyl.
>>2837735If it was Sweetie or Rarity yes
>>2837759SOAP BOMB ANON, IT'S YOU.I hope you do it.
>>2837755depends on what you have to offer her status-wisethink GiYC
>>2837760Except for the fact that it's not written in verse
>>2837664>you wake up the next day in bed, but the way you are lying suggests that you were dumped there>you have a massive hangover but make your way to the small walk-in freezer where Beer Diamond Dog sleeps>when you open the door he looks at you and chuckles when you tell him you need something to take the edge off>he asks if you had to much to drink last night, but is cut off when you pull him into a kiss
>>2837756Will Rarity's vacuum pumped marecunt suffice?
GONNA PLAY BATTLEFRONT, SHOULD I CHOOSE CIS, REPUBLIC, REBELS OR IMPERIALS?
>>2837781Give her le dick Scherzo.
>>2837770>You are more likely to see a face where there isn't one than to miss a face where there is
>>2837777I didn't pick that up before.Neat.
New thread when we're ready>>2837789>>2837789>>2837789
>>2837800YESYESYES
>>2837801REBELS OR IMPERIALS ARE ONLY CORRECT ANSWER
>>2837783>he would fuck loli RarityOh man. Why do I have this boner.
>>2837777>it's a metaphorIn that case, the Book of Revelation is a metaphor for dumb people believing stupid shit
>>2837800NO, I NEED SOME DICKS IN VAGS ACTION, but not futa-dicks because that's just gay.
>>2837755She's high-maintenance and requires a lot of attention and affection, and she'd probably give any mare who looked your way the shit-eye, because you're HER man, dammit.But I'm not gonna cheat on her - what kind of moron do you take me for?
>>2837770Yes, it's similar. We see what we want to see and ignore evidence that doesn't support our already formed conclusions.
>>2837828so edgy atheism ftw xd
>>2837800Only her's? Why not every mare in town?
>>2837794http://vocaroo.com/i/s04rz2Dhs6SyI knew saving that link was a good idea.
>>2837860>her'sEnglish language why do you have so many rules if you are always breaking them?
>>2837663The bible also had verses about people turning into salt. That doesn't mean we now have weapons that turn people into salt.The bible contains thousands of descriptions of horrific apocalytpic destruction. The fact that one of those vague descriptions sounds like a big explosion isn't surprising.
>>2837868Stage 2http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrBj3u5dPgM&fmt=18
>>2837821because Rarity is lovely in all forms
i think the octaviascratch ship is stupid
Instead of talking about religion, let's talk about how amazing reality really is.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZGINaRUEkU
>>2837860Because hers is the one that left a messy wet imprint on your shower door.
>>2837943it is.
>>2837943>>2837988but you're wrong
>>2837982Keep going.
>>2838006GET OUT BRONY
>>2837893>He does not know about our Salt laser, the laser that will fuck you right in the sodium intakeSilly fuck, America makes shit because it can.
>>2837982I would lick that messy imprint.
Let's get ready to RUMBLE
>>2837868>he regains control of the situation quickly and his long, flat, bitter tongue darts into your mouth>he sifts his weight and the two of you fall out of the freezer and onto the floor, beer spilling out of his mouth and into yours>breaking the kiss, he tells you he loves an alcoholic>a claw slips behind the button of your pants and pops them open>you were just looking for a drink, but a blowjob is fine too>he pulls down your ruined pants them flips you over>wait what?
>>2838028Looking good man.
>>2838008All I ever hear about is vacum pumped vulvas. What about vacuum pumped puckers?
>>2837982What if her vagina acted as a suction cup and she got stuck to the door?
>>2838025>licking the imprint>not heading to the bedroom to get a taste of the real deal
>>2838047I like the way you think.
>>2837800Yes i would love it tenderlyand savagely
>>2838056Im going to lick it in front of her.
>>2838039That's what you get, faggot.Please let me get it too
>>2837943What about Scratch and Octotavia?
>>2838044Thanks. First time really drawing guys. Fell in love with Mac's expression of "You gotta be shitting me."
>>2838039>beer enemaYou know, I think I'm ok with this. I hear the relevant chemical gets absorbed quicker down there anyway.
>>2838079that is gay. way too gay. give me something that isn't gay.
>>2838115It's ridiculously dynamic for an amateur drawing.I've been struggling with human form and it's difficult for me to even get a static pose looking right. I'm insanely jelly of you, man.
But beer is enjoyable to drink, if you just want to get drunk use vodka.
>>2838069But can you write about it? I mean it's great letting your mind wander over a mare's thick, distended anus, but are you able to put that sensitive pucker's slick creases to paper?
>>2838149But beer gets me drunk.
>>2838146Don't be too jelly, it's just that dynamic because of my reference.
>>2838163>put that sensitive pucker's slick creases to paper>using a paintbrush to coat Rarity's bloated pucker in ink>she sits down on a large piece of parchment for a moment then gets up>you sell prints of her massive anus for top bits
>>2838149And I find it enjoyable to drin a lot of beer.
>>2838215Oh, okay.Still looking good.
>>2838149go drink whiskey you pansy
>>2838075>>2838117>his large, glassy paws press you against the floor>his gummy, almost fleshy, shaft quickly grows larger and firmer as he slowly hotdogs you>you are still trying to make sense of the situation when his cold paws lift your rear up and spread your cheeks>the throbbing pain in your head vanishes as sharp, sudden pain blooms lower down>he pants as he thrusts into your and cold beer drips off his tongue and onto your back>every time he thrusts you can feel a swelling lump of flesh press against your sphincterKeep going?
>>2838149But vodka bear is an angry Russian.
>>2838186>>2838228I meant to link to>>2838117A beer enema is retarded.
>>2838257Dear god, yes
>>2838280Oh hush up. I just need a good reason to get plowed.
We have a new thread>>2837789>>2837789>>2837789>>2837789in case you missed it or anything
>>2838369Some people get >mad if you bring fetish talk from one horse to the next.Even though we've been doing that since before hamburger time.
>>2838433Eh. It's a courtesy.Helps to let people know that at least some of us are accommodating of everyone's proclivities.
>>2838284>the coldness is pleasant now that the pain has mostly worn off, and the pre leaking from him is making you tipsy>he laughs and increases the force of his thrusts when one of your hands wanders between your legs to massage your aching erection>the lump has grown quite large now and you are starting to wonder what it is for when he gives a powerful thrust>the lump hits your asshole like a battering ram, and the second thrust breaches the gates>your gasp becomes a moan as he floods your bowls with his cold fluid and you coat the floor in a much warmer one>still tied to you, he simply picks you up and carries you to the couch before flipping on the TV>the next day you wisely try a less enjoyable hangover cure and go to work>one the way home you buy a Pretzel PonyHow was it?
>>2838542>taking the knot>hauled around while he's still insideGreat, anon. Just great.Thank you
>>2838582I'm glad you liked it. It's probably unwise to stay up later than I already have, but if any lurkers want to come out of the woodwork I might try continuing this. After all, it might not be wise to let him make you his bitch. Someone has to keep those credit card bills paid.
>>2838634>implying I wouldn't be happy to come home from work every day to a deep, numbing drink, and a nice, thick cock.
>>2838683Well if that's what you want. Answer me honestly though, because I really need to get to sleep ASAP. Are you >>2838582?
>>2838711Yes.Go get some rest, anon.
>>2838740Thanks you for being honest. Goodnight.
>>2838821'Course.Your needs come before my dick. Sleep well.
