Accept our superiority.previous shit: >>2826570topic: horses
>rape
A-10 is a very ugly plane
>some cry
Post Rumble.
Have you SURRENDERED to DESPAIR yet?
>That image>Accept our superiority>Advertising that to the entire boardYou're new here. Fuck off.
Quick! Post the last thing you've drawn, no matter if it's still in progress or scanned!
>>2828893Is that some sort of really shit 1984 fanart?
Oh dont mind me.
Accept the superiority of season 1.
>>2828920Cute.
>>2828915>he thinks that image is "advertising"no anonyou are the new
>>2828915fuck off
>>2828913No and yes.>>2828920No.
>>2828920No.
>>2828931>Reading comprehension
DORKS
>>2828935>>2828931>>2828915Shhh, no tears
>>2828920
[DORKS]
>>2828947
>>2828952Wanker, don't go.Remember the bleeding Alamo?
Got heresy insurance?
Would you let a Fluttershy nuzzle her cheek against your chest as you rub her sensitive wings with your fingers?
>>2828977
>>2828920I havn't doodled in so longoh god I've regressed horribly
i remember someone mentioned mlp panties in mens sizes, does anyone still have link?dont ask me why.
Let's do this.
>>2828991Only if I could do it nonsexually
>>2828991Suuuure
>>2828991yes
>>2828991I don't see why not.
>>2828997UNF
>>2828908He sure is a cute little feller
>>2829001rerolling
>>2828997>AJ>fishnetsyesyes
>>2828990No, I've got my dubs insurance.
>>2828908Gladly!
>>2829001Take that piss shit out of mlpg you shit eating fa...oh what the hell.. Roll>>2828993Draw more Fembrowndragonbully
>>2828920no way. i just looked at it. it's horrible. i don't even know what i was thinking.captcha: 2600 otpship
rolland
>>2829038>Female HalitosisI'm sickened, but at the same time curious about this conceptMaybe
>>2829001Time to draw.
>>2829021It's a shame you'll never get to use it.
>>2829078>>2829021No.
>>2829001well I usually hate this stuff but anything that gets me to be more productive is good I guess
>>2829078>random number generator party.greentxt
Gentlemen, consider the following:This picture has been claimed to be shopped. However, it's contents say the following: >I need pictures of Jessys OC, pony rape pictures, and/or a combination of the two. If you do not I will delete all the quest content I am hosting.And now looking into it, both Rarity and Pinkie Pie links to Aspirant quest are now 404. So is Rusty and Lyra quest.It is clear sentenal was not joking, nor is this a shopped picture. The only course of action is to shun him from these threads and the Steam group, and report him to the /mlp/ for a perma ban.
>>2829071Rolling 4 times for tonight's pone synchtube.
>>2829088
>>2829071A Double and Penetration show. Neat.
>>2829001If I don't get 79, I can't do it
>>2829102I like your red shirt sad frog.
>>2829035...Can we have more Rumble/Pegasus Twins cuteness?
>>28290982/4
>>2829097how about you stop being an aspie retard
>>2829090haha what
>>2829001
>>2829059DO IT DILDO FAGGOT
>>2829071We need an update for S2also I would like to petition that this be posted when people are bitching and whining, maybe they'll go watch the show a bit and calm down
>>2829110They are like a big family.
>>2829097
Would you comfort a sad Luna?
>>2829071Rolling.
>>2829097Nigga.That's someone impersonating him.That's not his tripcode.
>>28291133/4
>>2829130>me>comforting anyone
>>2829097...wow, you're right. Links 404'd.What an asshole.
>>2829001microwave pl-OhDrawing
>>2829071Henry Rollins
Hey MLPGThere are people who have fetishes you don't like, and they're talking about their fetishes.Right now.On /d/.You could spam them at your leisure.
>>2829136THEN WHERE IShttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.htmlHMMMM?
>>2829133I'm okay with this.
>>2829145what links
>>2829115
>>28291394/4
>>2829155>>>2829149
>>2829149ASK ASPIRANT OR SOMEONE RESPONSIBLE
>>2829149ON THE SUBMARINE
>>2829130Sure, with my words
You.
>>2829161DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKS
>>2829148>implyingThere's nothing outrageous there.
>>2829097huh. renne quest stuff is down, too
Man, why does Aspirant call his shit quests?They're nothing like things that were originally associated with the whole "text based quest" thing. The shit he does is glorified ERP where he pretends to be a pretty pony.
>>2829168What if she asked you if you thought she was pretty?
YOUR WAIFU IS A HORSE
>>2829179Did you check the actual Archive? Renne Quests were marked so they'd get recorded as well.http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
>>2829071>>2829001Rolling for both - will watch an episode and then attempt a shitty drawing. SEASON ONE GET!
>>2829161Okey dokey, setlist of episodes is:best night everapplebuck seasonswarm of the centurysanic rainboomGonna start this thing in 30 minutes!>>2829175Anon!
>implying the shit didnt 404 and then fake sentenal made the fake post to take advantage of it
>>2829170Yes, me.Me. me me.
>>2829194"Y-you too"And then I drowned in spaghetti
Applejack is a very friendly pony. She helped me move in a couch into my home yesterday.
>>2829160
>>2829178You're from /co/. I know you hate inflation and diapers. They have both!
>>2829209awww yiss pony
Which pony gives the best kisses?
>>2829191Hence the quotation marks.I've never considered them actual quests, more a means to generate feels and shit. Which are admittedly borderline ERP anyway.I suppose I've been lazy in keeping the quotation marks up. My bad.
>>2829199I KNOW
>>2829199She's a smart and beautiful
>>2829225I don't.
>>2829206yeah, but not all of them were marked. first one, and #5 are missing. also, the way that he saved the quests was really nice and organized.
>>2829148But I'm not (that) autistic
>>2829148>talking about fetishes
>>2829219I was dying the other day and she save me.
>>2829236the best kissing pony
>discontent over missing questswell that looks about tiem to leave the general
>>2829242STOP TOLERATING PEOPLE
>>2829209FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK. Now I need to finish my cup of tea and run down the road and get some supplies, all in 30 minutes.
>>2829236The Wonderbolts!
>>2829219Then she raped me and ate all my apples.
>>2829236Stupid horse.
>>2829209Those are all excellent episodes.
>>2829225but i have a diaper fetish
>>2829256ARE YOU CALLING ME A BRONY? HOLY SHIT, I'LL KILL YOU.
>>2829211Sentenal said that he was gonna make an actual site that hosted the Renne Quest logs. He might be doing the same for the other quests as well.
>>2829199No she is a ponyAnd I love her
There is nothing good to fap to anymore
How do you punish a pony who's been bad?
>>2829225I don't care or talk about this stuff.
>>2829285Then lower your quality expectations.
>>2829123>Flitter and CC can clearly remember when they first met Rumble, and how shy he was around them.>One of them asks why he's so nervous to meet them>he mumbles something and turns red in the face>"It's okay sweetie - you can tell us!">"B-because you're both girls..."
>>2829236Rarity.She's a slut.
>>2829289Tickle.
>>2829288>fartsnope
>>2829285>>2829288>17 secondsjesus
>>2829288>no one will ever make a fapfic about unwashed Rarity>or sniffing her horse panties
>>2829289
>>2829289Send her to Canada.
>implying the quests are 404'dhttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Date%20Archive.htmlget fucking current
>>2829289no cuddles for a week
>>2829289By beating her until she lies shivering in a corner, bleeding and broken
>>2829001late roll inc
>>2829296Hnnnnng!
>>2829307
>>2829302Because she's a clean pony.
>>2829330Pfhahahahahhahahahahaha.
>>2829324I don't get it
>>2829288> TwilightEw.
>>2829317Would you hit Lyra?
>>2829308Is tonight the night?
>>2829097>>2829149>>2829165>>2829166>>2829145Just finished talking with Sent about this, he's working on something related to all Quests he has dropboxed. I'll let him talk about it if he so chooses, but for now we have to live without the dropbox links.
>>2829338It's someone trying to force a memejust ignore it
>>28293382forced4you?
>>2829302I use Rarity in my mind when I read that fic.
>>282933011/10 masterpiece
>>2828920>>2829001also rollin'
CIDERCIDERCIDERCIDERCIDERCIDER
>>2829334But her horse panties all are musky because she spend all day with Applejack in her farm.
>>2829368Nice Dosh.
what happened to rule 34
>>2829370Oh, okay. I can see this.
Quit procrastinating!Work on your fic.
>>2829398Ok write it.
>>2829370musk should be an autoban word
i just realized iv had WWu playing on loop for the past hour
>>2829395people masturbate to it
>>2829395It made me don't look at stuff on the internet.
>>2829408that's not healthy man. my friend died that way.
>>2829404can'tI need to watch this auction so I don't get sniped
>>2829404My WHAT?
>>2829407I said musky.
>>2829404okay
>>2829404it's not time for writing yet.
>>2829395It eventually became this
>>2829423Don't hide it anon kun.
Sketches today are a bit bland so I thought I'd just repost this from last night.
>>28290971: That isn't my trip, that's my submarine trip.2: I did not delete the quests, I either moved them or renamed them.3: Reason why is because I'm working on something everyone will like. I'll release it tomorrow during Renne quest.I'm sorry about all this.
>>2829404No. It is "human in Equestria" bullshit and is rightly shelved for all time.And I'm not good enough to write the sort of flash fiction you people want. Believable shipping material is a completely foreign concept to me.
Mafia time whar
>>2829447>see this on /co/I should get to draw.
>>2829404>implying I write fic>implying I draw either>implying I have any pony-applicable skills whatsoever
> tfw people write awful fapficsJesus. Is TAW's work the only one I can stand reading?
>>2829447Can I request the twins and Rumble? Is his birthday or something.
>>2829257I start it at 8:30 (4chan time) if you want man
>>2829454I wub you Sentenal /)
>>2829348>>2829348>>2829348>>2829348We questin'?
>>2829426musk and all associated words
>>2829464How about hugs?
Every human i draw looks like piss. Fucking hell.
>>2829492then draw pony, Ross
>>2829454LK said he was gonna run it way earlier than usual, like, 7 hours earlier, just so you know
>>28294839PM at latest, but he did say there was going to be a delay.
>>2829492Are they liquid?Slugbox pls go.
>>2829486Fuck you musky is a god tier word.
>>2829501Thanks for the heads up.
What are the favorite ponies of our contributors? I know Tess' is Rarity but I can't remember anyone else's.
>>2829523Rose loves Treekicker
>Rarity begs you to indulge her in her inflation fetish>uses a spell she learned from Twilight to increase your production>after weeks of bloating her every night you start to feel backed up>you pounce her as she's trying on a new dress and her swelling belly tears it open>she starts making breakaway dresses to wear during your sessions so she can enjoy the sensation of her swollen gut tearing through fabric every night
FUCKING DERPIBOORU.IT'S CADENCE, NOT CADANCE.
>>2829447Quick question. What did you do acheive that texture?
>>2829523Jetfire: RarityNTSTS: Pinkie PieLeth: TwilightTirarwhy: I remember him saying it was also Rarity, thought I may be mistaken.
>>2829530Quit procrastination.Work on your flash.
>>2829530Who´s the girl?
>>2829543YOU CADANCE IF YOU WANT TO, YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRENS BEHIND
I must RarityQuest but I have no idea if it's still happening now or when
Butts
>>2829565no one in particular, the guy just wanted a human>>2829564>thousands and thousands of layers
>>2829573patience anon, it will be starting shortly.
>>2829573Should be happening right around soon.
>>2829573
Did Steam just go down?
>>2829584But it's brown and yellow space.
>>2829579If you'll make something cute I'll watch your stuff for a change.
>>2829587it appears so
>>2829587yes, but it was shitting itself recently, so i'm kinda glad it did.
>>2829587HL3 just got relased.
>>2829581>>2829582I just hope it way more shorter than the last oneI have to leave in six hours so...
>>2829325>>2829296>"Is there anything wrong with us being girls?">He mumbles something again.>"G-girls have... cooties.">CC tries not to laugh.>"But Rumble - your mom's a girl - and you're okay around her, right?">"She doesn't have cooties - she's my mom. Moms don't have cooties.">Flitter gives him a smile.>"We don't have cooties either, I promise.">"But you're girls...!">"D'you see any cooties on me or Cloudchaser?">They each hold out a hoof and he looks intently at them for a moment.>"...no."
>>2829523LK's is Twilight
Hello, /co/.Anything happen today?
>>2829595im actually going to be making a lot more SFW stuff for youtube via small animations. adsense pays better than i thought.
>>2829619The guy was almost perfect. ALMOST. I'm glad even he as flaws.
>>2829614Keep going.
>>2829531noooI like all of them
>>2829530>that human
>>2829630Yes, I did it.
>>2829630Klondike is gone
>>2829631...dude, OFC it pays better.
>>2829630No, but last night I cried because I realized I would never get to have a movie party with Pinkie Pie.I am the faggots.
>>2829631>More SFWI love you moreNow you just need to improve a lot.I know you can do it man
>>2829631Good.I don't like porn.>>2829643Rose pls post some pics.
>>2829650wat
>>2829614AND THEN THEY ALL FUCKED
>>2829631Good to know
>>2829660Hey man could you post your list?
>>2829659working on an >OC commission, sorry.
>>2829660I like me some sleepy pony
>>2829660Thats cute but Applejack leg looks off.
>>2829644>generic human animate mango profile
>>2829523Corwin's is Fluttershy. I think.
>>2829686Wasn't it Pinkie?
>>2829680Whoa there's going to be mangoes in that flash?I love mangoes.
>>2829652maybe you can shack up with that anon when he wins the pinkie fursuit
>>2829470I've got one other Rumble pic to do. I'll probably be Rumbled out.>>2829547I set the texture in SAI to watercolor because I am lazy.
>>2829676Aww.At least it is a well designed OC?
>>2829706No problem.
>>2829708It's Kevinsano'sYou guys might not like it
>>2829698Motherfucker. I can't be certain. Hmm. I remember him mentioning it was Flutters, at one point, though.Who's Kortz's?
>>2829638
>tfw deja vu in a fucking threadhow.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8grzRgQ_AWY
>>2829726I see.You are one inspiration giving drawfag.You made me draw.
>>2829726His oc is yoshi?
>>2829738That's a very cute aspiehorn.
>>2829739>hiatus
>>2829738You have steam, right?
>>2829466>reading fapfics for anything but laughs>this thread
>>2829769Yeah. I just forget to sign in.
>>2829738Tribes when? I'm itching for some arena.
>>2829762I prefer vaginas
>>2829762Rarity´s asshole is perfect.
>>2829783>playing any mode other than CTFya beefed it
>>2829762>MLPGs reaction to any popular brony artist
>>2829782When you have the chance, pop in the main chat. I just want to ask you something quick in private... when Steam is up, of course.
>>2829674I gotta quit slacking off...>>2829679Anything in particular? I was going for a crossed-leg pose, but I don't think I'm quite there yet.>>2829678Sleepy Pony is Best Pony.
>>2829726I want to see.
>>2829738>>2829755>you will never be her living hugbox
>>2829466There's others out there, I really like darf's work.
>>2829706Thanks
>>2829762Best and sexiest part of the human body, hands down.Nothing else even comes close.
HAX
...Wow, Steam is REALLY broken right now.
>>2829793>you will never rim Rarity
>>2829802Is the right leg, there is a screenshot with that position in ABS.
>>2829762I like vaginas more. They're not dirty.
>>2829803EVERYFUCKING TIME
Alright, it's here for whoever wants to participate.http://mlpg.co/q/res/24133.htmlWhether you participate or not, have a nice night MLPG.
>>2829802Hahaha - forgot the list because I'm an idiot.
>>2829794I used to think like that. Then I realised arena is fun in bite sized chunks. I haven't played CTF in a week.
>>2829738Gee billhow come you have TWO weiners
How long until the stream starts?
>>2829751http://query-version30.tumblr.com/>>2829746I'm so glad for you! Keep at it!
>>2829831he thinks vaginas aren't disgusting cesspools filled with germs and slime
>>2829853
>>2829762...Looks kinda like Saber, but has tits.Who is this?
>>2829853I don't like that pic.And I guess neither the artist.
>>2829865Nero
>>2829865>Saber>no titsOff to /jp/ with you, I think.
>>2829844>"Just leave the numbers on the HUD, T.W.I., I got this!"Dash would exclusively refer to Twilight as "T.W.I." when she's in the suit.And she'd probably even say it as an acronym too, much to the annoyance of Twilight.
Storytiming badfictionWhich would you like:>Dicksauce of the Three Snakes>Ten Pounds of Fetus and Mouthwash>Ten Pounds redux>Balltits and Your Mother>Any Way She Wants It
>>2829853>outie belly buttonFucking pig disgusting.
>>2829853I agree with this filename.
>>2829853I'm sure glad for that pixelation.I may have been repulsed otherwise
>>2829853WhyWhy did you save this on your hard drive?What has your PC ever done to deserve this?
>>2829887The Wind Beneath Her Wings
>>2829856Thank you.It's not so bad.>not black and red
>>2829887>Four really disgusting names>Last one seems innocuousIs it a trap?
>>2829853This artist turns me on so muchI hate myself more and more when I fap to his work
>>2829794With as many people as we usually get on the server, Arena is the way to go. Best turnout we've had that I can recall was only 10.>>2829783Not sure, trying to get shit squared away before I wade through spaghetti all weekend.
>>2829887I'm sure we've had the mouthwash story beforedoes it look antyhing like this per chance
>>2829817
>>2829833>http://mlpg.coWait what?Maybe I've been living under a rock but since when has there been an mlpg website?>24133 postsApparently a while. Does anybody actually go there?
>>2829898>>2829900>>2829896I missed it, what has?
>>2829912Is... is there more?
>>2829912Your filenames are really true to the content.This is why I usually never open spoilers.
>>2829854I want to think you mean the synchtube, if you mean that, in 5 minutes probably.
>>2829937Oh well, I'll just pub then.>that feel when you get accused of pub stompingWhere the fuck am I supposed to play then, faggot.
>>2829882To be honest, yes, I was a /jp/ resident for a while. But I'm not anymore.>>2829881...Fate/Extra?
>>2829947Hnnnng.
>>2829948For questing, yes
>>2829945Yes, exactly.There was a remake of it, with better grammar and more lulz. I'm not doing that one, I hate it.
>>2829853IT'S NAUSEATING IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. BUT I JUST CAN'T LOOK AWAY
>>2829950HoiHoi
>>2829947Make a trap flash where it seems like there will be porn then the screen turns black only showing a spinning Rarity head and a flashing text.No porn for you.
>>2829952Of course. http://imgur.com/a/rfcNn
>>2829965Ah yes, that's what I meant
>>2829992theres a ton of those remixes with green and purple on /f/ usually
>>2829945I will pay you in rape dollars to read that for the rest of the class.
Plane ponies.
>>2829887>Ten Pounds of Fetus and MouthwashThe classic.
>>2829984It's the feeling of Knowledge.
>>2829805>You will never be her living fart box
>>2829994I... I don't... What? That can't be a serious translation.
>>2830017/k/ please leave.
What is this deleted picture that people speak of?
>>2830043Uh, why are you posting that here?
>>2830043Wrong tab, there?
>>2830014Oh.I had enough bad experiences on the series of tubes to not go there.How did you took up flash?
>>2829950Anthropomorphic CMC, chained up and covered in semen, focus on Applebloom's hideously inside out vagina and anus.My day is poorer for having seen it, you're lucky anon.
>>2829830All right - thanks! Been meaning to watch that episode again.>>2829886>"I rigged up a new communicator for the suit - it should give you a clearer signal with less interference and loss of clarity, and a greater overall range!">"Sounds good! Crystal clear! It's like you're right next to me!">"...I AM right next to you.">"...ALL RIGHT TIME FOR A TEST FLIGHT!"
>>2830022It is already in image form>>2829945
>>2830035>wait in bed for Twilight to join you>she enters the bedroom and slips under the covers with you>her legs wrap around you as she pulls you close>with a gentle squeeze a sudden fart blasts out of your anus>she hugs you tight and lulls herself to sleep with the sound of your erupting ass
>>2830038It's English
>>2830080
>>2829614>they both spread their ass cheeks and he looks intently at them for a moment.>"...no."
>>2830062Averagefanart.jpg
>>2830062>>2830080
Okay, we pony now!Starting off with Applebuck Season!http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooks
>>2830103His assholes still look disturbing even in that pic.
>>2830099You're unfunny.
>>2830103If taking the time to draw something like that is trolling something must have wrong somewhere down the line
>>2830103that's normal?ych
>>2830067I never liked the idea of Dash as Iron manJust because they have almost the same personality doesn't mean that they must be the same person.Dash wouldn't be capable o any off this at all.Oh well i guess I'm alone thinking this
I like when everyone is happy in the MLPGthat doesn't happen a lot anymore
>>2830103He's good at this.
>>2830099Exceptional fanart.jpg
>>2830142I'll fucking kill you
>>2830131In comparison.
>>2830103Why am I not surprised.
So for anyone still watching those terribly unfunny .movs, was that Duke from /v/ in the smile.mov doing the narrating?
>>2830158BOING
>>2830158>human penis>stallionNope.
Does anyone have any idea from where this is?
>>2830138No, dash is way to stupid to be a scientist. Arrogant part maybe, but she just doesn't fit the intelligence of Tony Stark.
oh jeez
>>2829122>We need an update for S2OK, I can make one.Give me an image to replace >pic related in the top-left, then...Well, then I need everyone's >opinions on which four episodes of S2 are the worst, so that there's less of a chance of people rolling them.
>>2830186Google it.
>>2830186Try typing it into Google?
>>2830183You gotta wait for the next page
>>2830138The idea we came up with a while ago is that Dash and Twilight both combine to make up Iron Man.Twilight built the suit and manages it like JARVIS, while Dash flies it.
>>2830186There's adress right fucking there.
>>2830217Oh gawd >>2830201
>>2830201
>>2830142...Man, we need to do more crossover stuff like that.That was fun.
>>2830169Yes but now the legs are terrible.Well I guess you're right, he just draws art to fuck with people.
>>2830230I meant what fanfic
>>2830204>Give me an image to replace >pic related in the top-leftthat was easy
>>2830253They're just horse horse legs.
In my headcanon Rarity isn't a slut.The ponies are pure.Come at me.
>>2830286That´s not a headcanon is the show canon.
>>2830138Well, you can't fit any one character into that role if they're not Tony Stark. Things like this are always going to happen.I like thinking Dash and Twilight working together are about the same, though. Dash covers the aerial maneuvers and heavy lifting, and Twilight maintains the suit, handles logistical work and all the brainy-thinky stuff, and gives directions (as well as anyone can direct Dash, anyway) from mission control, only donning her own suit when stuff gets really bad.Sort of a combination of Tony, Rhodie and JARVIS....Why am I talking about this? I should be drawing. Excuse me.
>>2830286I think that too
>>2830289There's noting canon about their virginity
>>2830289>implying she wasn't totally slutting herself up for BluebloodShe's a gold digging whore in the show canon
>>2830286k
>>2830289>Show canon>FanonKeep dreaming
>>2830286Rarity is the 2nd sluttiest pony, only because Pinkie is so easy.
>>2830289>rarity not a slut>show canonGet a load of this brony
>>2830298>Only if they are married>>2830311XD
>>2830305But Pinkie is amish.>>2830295I tough I am the only one...
>>2830286Typical Rarifag denying show canon.
>>2830322WAS amishWAS
>>2830322Watcha reading Sweetie?
>>2830318>Only if they are marriedThat's not show canon
>tfw no one likes your OC
>>2830325I hate this faggots. Some people say twidash is not canon.
>>2830322nigga once she hit rumspringa she went crazy
>>2830318>XD>le I can't make a valid argument after getting told so hard so I'm just going to shitpost face
>>2830325I hate you guys so much.Why am I wasting my time here?
>>2829639>"Well, since we don't have cooties, maybe we can give you a hug now?">"O-okay."
>>283033810/10 grass effects
>>2830294But you don't need to make them a copy of the character.Tiwlight could be Iron man. She could create the suit. Doesn't matter if she isn't an asshole like Stark.Afain I think we should only apply the idea not the personality too. I mean it would be more fun to imagine what if Pony X do with Y powers than to make pony X act acompleatly like Y that has those powers.That's just lazy. No imaginations required.
>>2830318>*wink*
>>2830352Because none of us are serious.
>Last 20 or so posts
>>2830355LEL
>>2830355>rape
>>2830345They're just trolling
Hey, is that dude that wanted that chubby OC sketch colored the other day around?
>>2830318That was regarding babies not sex
/)
>>2830352Because we're cool
>>2830390\)
>>2830375>Not having The Real Folk Blues playing in your head as you witness the fall of MLPG
>>2830369>implying
>watching something on hulu>commercial comes on since their "im sorry" shit is longer than the commercials themselves>it has a grammatical errorHow does that even... it had like 3 lines of text total.
>>2830383Ok because we all know twidash is canon.
>>2830390........... ...................__ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( BRO FIST IF YOU DONT POST THIS TO 5 BROS THEN YOU ARENT A BRO
>>2830375>trollface>2012
>>2830338needs more accessories.
>>2830397>not having Blue playing
>>2830396>>2830390>completly wiff brohoof>spaghetti everywhere
>>2830397>the fall of MLPG>this>Implying it didn't fall last summer.
>>2830394Perhaps.>The amount of stuff I learned to hate.
>>2830409Im not your bro, pal.
>>2830411>Not knowing worryface
OK, I'm making a season 2 version of this pic.You guys need to help me figure out which _four_ episodes of S2 are the least-well-liked in MLPG so I can give them proportionately lower chances of being rolled.MMDW is a given but I need 3 more, so...Hard mode: don't trollNightmare mode: post the other three episodes that you think MLPG as a whole dislikes, not just your own opinions.
>>2830420He's not your pal, friend.
>>2830434Hey, I like MMDW.;_;
>>28304344 worst episodes?MMDWSomEDragon questBaby Cakes
>>2830434Cutie PoxIs the only one I can think ofI liked MMDW....
>>2830438He's not your friend, buddy.
>>2830434Wedding 1Wedding 2MMMysteryMMDW
>>2830434>Hard mode: don't trollOkMMDW (apparently)Baby CakesSecret of my ExcessMmmystery
Which pony is the biggest thought criminal?
>>2830434Mysterious Mare Do WellMay the Best Pet WinBaby CakesA Canterlot Wedding
>>2830434I'm thinking Baby Cakes, Timecop, and as much as it pains me to say it Putting Your Hoof Down
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>>2830457He is not your buddy, kamarad.
>>2830459seconding this
>>2830457He's not your buddy, guy!
is the creator of party.mov a show animator?
>>2830468> as much as it pains me to say it Putting Your Hoof DownIm with you.
>>2830434mmmystery, baby cakes, and canterlot wedding pt1
>>2830467>>2830463>>2830455>>2830468OK, Baby Cakes is in. I'll wait for more votes to get in the last two.
>>2830485Nope
>>2830468>PYHD>BadI know a lot of people thought it was mediocre, but bad? Really?
>>2830355>"...D'you have to keep telling that story, guys...?">Rumble looks askance, scuffing a hoof on the ground.>"But you turn such a cute shade of red when we do!"
There is nothing good going on.Post plane pony or I'll sleep.
>>2830485Well he used to be, but when after he wrote cupcakes and personally apologized to the VAs at bronycon, he decided he was going to leave because Hasbro wasn't giving him enough creative control.
>>2830486It was funny and cute. ;_;
>>2830466what the dick is a thought criminal?
>>2830466TwilightShe knows that if she were to seize the throne she could lead Equestria into a golden age of progressShe's probably got a notebook full of checklists of how to get all of the necessary Princess duties done in a fraction of the time
>>2830434Baby cakesMare do WellBest petCutie pox
I'm buying a pony
>>2830518I'm buying a gun.
>>2830492Some and dragon quest.
>Twilight and Dash working out together>Twilight is doing Crossfit>"Hey, Dash, check out my new PR!">Dash smacks her in the back of the head
>>2830418>implying it hasn't been on a slow downward spiral ever since its inception>and by slow downward spiral I mean the like a exponential decrease to zero that started close to being as shitty as possible yet some how each day it finds a way to get worse, ever traveling forward on its infinite decline.
>>2830518you'll have to outbid me for it first
>>2830518I'm buying drugs!
>>2830523I'm not allowed to buy a gun;_;
>>2830496Yes is really bad.
>>2830545Where you live, bro?
>>2830505My sides weren't prepared
>>2830492>>2830434Secret of my excess (i forgot that episode even existed)andDragon quest.My god, why are spike episodes so shit? I guess the plucky comic relief should never be the star.
>>2830546no it isnt
>>2830496It was pretty bad.
I didn't really believe him, but it looks like that guy is off the hook for this fur suithttp://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110903502826&autorefresh=true
I THINK IT'S TIME WE BLOW THIS SCENE, GET EVERYONE AND HIS STUFF TOGETHER
>>2830536Seriously, it's better now than it was this time last year.At least we don't get spammed and there's no scatporn.
>>2830563He is the worst character by far even Fluttershy is better.
HotdiggedyDemon posted the PARTY.MOV video.It's actually not too bad. Not as good as APPLE.MOV, but it has some genuinely funny moments, in my opinion.
OK, vote for your two least-favorites out of these:>SomE>Dragon Quest>Timecop>MTBPW>Cutie Pox>PYHD>MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM>Wedding 1>Wedding 2
>>2830563I agree, and yet one of my favorite moments from S2 was in Secret omE
>>2830359I like the challenge of fitting the Mane Cast or the Background Ponies into the roles.Honestly, if you REALLY wanna see laziness, there are probably people out there who have ponified the whole cast of Avengers, with no changes to the story. Carbon-copied, but with ponies. THAT to me is really boring.The thing about this, is there are ways the Mane Cast are different from the characters whose roles they'd be filling, even with their similarities.Dash is nowhere near as smart as Tony Stark, even if she can match him in the air, which means she wouldn't have his ability to analyze and plan on the fly.What happens if she and Twilight get cut off and can't communicate? What if she has to take on whatever threat, on her own?There are always ideas in these masses of autism.
>>2830580I disagree with you, but I respect your opinion.
>>2830585SoME and Dragon quest.>>2830590What´s so good about it?
>>2830585CutiepoxMTBPW
>>2830551California.Simple, really.Tried to kill self.No guns.
>>2830580I disagree, I think it's an abomination and there's no reason for something like that to be 8 minutes long.
>>2830585MMMMMMMMMMMM and Dragon Quest.
>>2830585Best pet and MMMeverything else is wrong
>>2830585SomE MMMMMMMMM
>>2830606>tried to kill selfAAAW YOU RETARD
>people thinking SomE was badWhat the fuck show are you all watching
>>2830585i'm not voting but>Timecopdoes anyone even remember the episode's real name anymore, we've been calling it that for so long
>>2830580For me even the apple.mov was unfunny.
>>2830599>what's so good about itYou didn't cry some manly tears at this scene?
>>2830610>8 minutes longIm not watching that shit.
>>2830621It's About Time
>>2830621It's about time
>>2830563Dragon Quest was good and SOME was only bad because teenage and adult Spike looked like shit.
>>2830585MMMDragon Quest
>>2830617That episode was decent. Not great, but decent.Certainly not terrible.
>>2830616>failed to kill himself>with a gunIs such a thing even possible?
>>2830606Helium exit bag is supposed to be mostly foolproof.
>>2830606well if you ever want to kill yourself again, just drive 6 hours to Arizona and go to any shooting range, they'll hook you up.
>>2830580>>2830623I liked Magic over Apple. I don't know why everyone thinks it's the greatest one in the series.
>>2830580Was that duke from /v/ doing the narrating?It fucking sounds like him
>>2830624no
>>2830606And you failed? HAHAHA FAGGOTSeriously though, it's good that you're alive right now.
>>2830621It´s about time.>>2830624No.
>>2830633>How To Beta Your Dragon>good
>>2830585Wedding 1Wedding 2
>>2830638nohe attempted suicide now he cant legally purchase a firearm
>>2830638Pretty easy to miss with small arms, surprisingly. You can live without a lot of your brain.
>>2830585Cutie PoxDragon Quest
>>2830617Exactly thisCertainly better than shit like RiaW
>>2830649I dont know why everyone thinks that serie is good.
>>2830569I must say that suit is rather well put together.And I think fursuits are fucking weird.
>>2830585SomEDragon Quest
>>2830585Dragon QuestCutie Pox
>>2830657>Wedding 2>bad
http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooksWe watching some old good fashioned pony!Swarm of the Century now playing.
>>2830611>>2830612>>2830613>>2830634>all this hate for MMMMThe fuck was wrong with it? It was a good episode.
>>2830617It was shit tier.
I saw somebody use this phrase a couple days ago, I knew it was familiar but I couldn't remember where I saw it before.
>>2830656>Beta Spike getting bitch whipped>Not fucking hilarious
>>2830673>Leth>voicing opinionsI... I think we broke him
>>2830638Actually cinderblock and pool approach but let's get back to ponies.
>tfw eating cheese doodles with chopsticksWhat am I doing with my life.
>>2830676Quit spamming your shit nerd. No one actually watches the show here.
>>2830667>Shit>Read it and Weep>Shit0/10 please see me after class
>>2830681It really broke characterization and it was just boring.
I could go off the deep endI could kill all of my friends
>>2830585But...they're all great episodes...
>>2830673>>2830686>that feel when I apparently have the exact same opinions as Leth towards the question
>>2830706weird guy from Office Space pls go
>>2830694You're keeping your fingers cleanWhat's wrong with that?
>>2830683>selfcest
>>2830657I have to agree. They weren't as bad as everyone was expecting, but the entire premiss was so sloppily shoe horned it was a really shitty way to end the season. Of course, that's just an opinion.
>>2830585MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMysteryMTBPW
>>2830681I liked MMM too, sure, there was some out of character shit, but I was entertained.
>>2830569some anon came in earlier and said he outbidded the original anon
>>2830703You're deluded if you think that cliche boring shit was good in the slightest
>>2830597I guessIn the ends it boils down to preferences.I mean I'd think it would be cuter to have Twilight as Iron Man. I mean magine if she found a threat that she couldn't take down immediately. Something that could actually win against her. She panicking and trying to avoid it's attacks while trying to find a book with something that could help her agains it.And her trying to hie her secret identity would be even more adorable. Especially in front og Celestia. Especially if she starts getting paranoid that someone knows who she is
>>2830708
>>2830650>starring DukeLovesYouWell, I'll be damned
>>2830713>not knowing the song
>>2830726
>>2830724name ONE episode that isnt cliche?
>>2830722Not surprising. MLPG has been mainly furries and bronies for a while now. Not arguing about the definition of furries, but I think you know what I mean.
>>2830726Okay, that's stupid creepy. Thank you for making me realise I should be asleep. And they ARE great episodes, screw you.
>>2830669I think it's the face, the face is really well done
>>2830724>You're deluded if you think that cliche boring shit was good in the slightest
>>2830580There was nothing remotely good about PARTY.MOVIt was humor antimatter.
>>2830703I wouldn't say it was shit, but worse than SomE.
>>2830741SSCS6K
>>2830725Rarity is Tony. she's the only one who's egotistical AND intelligent enough to be Tony.
>>2830750WHY DO YOU LIKE EVERYTHING TERSETHE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>2830597>>2830725You know what I think could stand to be discussed more?Spike as the Hulk.
>>2830759>the only good one involved AJfeels good and bad man
>>2830580the only funny parts were with spike. And just barely.
>>2830766>The Music Man copypastado you even theater
>>2830510A thought crime is a crime of thinking something. Whatever the state deems illegal to think about (Where it be child porn or trying to remember history), you can be arrested for it.
>>2830716OH MY
>>2830767She has both qualities but at lower levels true.
>>2830724If it wasn't entertaining for you that's fine, but saying it was cliche... All of the episodes rely on being cliche to a degree so little girls can follow the plot, too. It's not written by Shamalalan
>>2830765nah
>>2830779Nigga, Ingram takes all these songs from musicals.
>>2830767What? There's literally nothing to suggest that Rarity is anywhere near that intelligent. And she sure isn't snarky enough either.
>>2830768NOT EVERYTHING, SOME THINGS I DON'T LIKEBUT THEY WERE EPISODES THAT I LEGITIMATELY ENJOYED AND I FEEL NO SHAME FOR SAYING SO
>>2830783child porn is illegal to posses. Not to think about.
>>2830779Well there is no originality in anything and that's as close as it gets
>>2830767>Rarity>As intelligent as Tony StarkRarifags
I think Rarity would be the best Tony Stark. She has her own ego, do-it-yourself craftsmanship, and is ostensibly a wealthy philanthropist.And she's also best cyborg.
>>2830696The worst thing is, since we're on hiatus, this post could be legit.Why
>>2830767Not to mention she has her own business and would most likely to be able to fund and creative enough to design a super suit like that, with some giant gem in the middle of the chest
>>2830569>pre-ownedMY SIDES>>2830743>MLPG>mainly furries and bronies...ouch. That hurts, bro.
why won't my waifu kiss me in the penis?
>>2830804And all bastards that are snarky have low intelligence.
Are you a thought criminal, mlpg?
>>2830810I know, but that is what a thought crime would be. It was popularized in the novel 1984
>>2830771It's the only one that really works.
>>2830827i don't think so
>>2830814>Not second or third smartest poneFanonfags
>>2830796Cliche's aren't bad if they're done well and entertaining
>>2830822Because that's not how waifus work
>>2830832Ah. okay.
>>2830808What are your four least favorite episodes anyway?
>>2830815I agree. Although Dash would probably be closer to his personality, she has none of the other qualities required. Gotta make do with what we got and I'd go with Rarity.
>>2830827Probably
>>2830819>Electronic and mechanical engineering is the same thing as tailoringthis is possibly the most retarded thing I have read today
>>2830768>Terse>Liking everything>Hated a whole ton of good episodesDo you even General?
>>2830827Nah, but I am an infidel apostate heretic.
>>2830835>thirdReally, faggot? She's obviously second smartest.
>>2830842>Terse>disliking stuff
>>2830835She's the second most intelligent.Twilight>Rarity>Fluttershy>=Pinkie>Dash=AJ
>>2830739Every fucking time
>>2830857>headcanon
>>2830861>Fluttershy and Pinkie in the middleOh god my balls.
>>2830814Rarity is second smartest by only by default because Wingers and Dirt Ponies are dumb as rocks
>>2830858She dislike Sweet and Elite man
>>2830861>Twilight>smartThis meme needs to die
>>2830849It's certainly a better fucking start than >being able to fly really fast and stuff
>>2830849>Any of the ponies>Similar to the Avengers
>>2830833>"SPIKE!">"WANT!"
>>2830861AJ has the most common sense, Twilight has none.AJ is the smartest.
>Rarifag headcanon force all out at oncewell, I'm out
>>2830861I have to agree with this, if by intelligent you mean book smart.
>>2830868
>>2830827is it a crime to think about ponies?
>>2830878>She God damnit, all tripfags are male until proven otherwises!
>>2830886Common sense is not intelligence and a lack of sense does not make one unintelligent
>>2830842I guess out of the 52 episodes currently aired, I'd say the three I like least are:Sweet and EliteBridle GossipCall of the CutieFamily Appreciation DayNot to say they're bad episodes, they're good, they're just the ones I enjoy the least and have watched the least.
>>2830884Spike can smash to this.gif
>>2830903Why are you such a casual?
>>2830903>Bridle GossipI wish I could tickleyou with your bad opinions
>>2830903Jesus you really do have terrible opinions.
>>2830886>AJ>Common Sense>I'LL SELL APPLES AT A GALA WITH FREE FOOD MADE BY THE MOST FAMOUS CHEFS IN THE WORLDShe has her moments but she having common sense? HA
>>2830903>Sweet and Elite>Bridle Gossipthems fighting words nigga
>>2830900>lack of sense does not make one unintelligentSure is denial up in here
>>2830880This guy doesn't know that Twilight is the cutest, smartest, all around best pony
>>2830884>Rarity is the Betty to Spike's Bruce.
>>2830889>not loving the autismal bickering when we discuss ponies as the Avengers.
>>2830898Dammit I'm just sleepy like fuckSorry
>>2830886>AJfags really believe this
>>2830903>S&E>Gossip>FADwow you suck
>>2830903>three>Terse's opinions on numbers
>>2830922
>>2830918second
>>2830903>S&E>BG>FAD
>>2830915>Being a sister is like, well...>It's like apple pie!
>>2830903Holy fuck Terse. You just listed three of my top 10 episodes. What's it like, having opinions that shitty?
Is this a leaked screen shot of what season 1 would have been like?
>>2830903FAD and CotC were pretty bad but those other two are nowhere near the worst.
>>2830950Im not that guy but>What´s a metaphor
>>2830903>Three>Posts four>Terse.jpg
>>2830953Fuck off
Terse is my favorite opinion haver.
>>2830903Please use a tripcode so i can filter your post.
>>2830953YOU ARE A TOY, YOU CAN'T FLY!
>>2830953No that's just some comissioned work that lauren did for bronycon charity.
>>2830964>fancy mathematicsNo amount of headcanon can deny that AJ is least smartest and most dumbest pony.
>>2830832>people not knowing 1984I have no hope for the future.
>>2830953You really ned to stop posting MLPG-requested content while pretending its show amterialit won't work
>>2830964It's a shitty metaphor that makes no sense.
>>2830953I remember when the artist posted that over on Ponychan to see how fast he'd get banned.
>>2830950Dude face it.A few moments of lucidity in some episodes but she has no common sense.Hell the gala is just an example of many many other things.
>>2830980>garden party
>>2830980she was being facetious you idiot
>>2830985Nah.
>>2830964Just like that heart at the end of a certain episode
>>2830997Applejack can't be facetiousShe doesn't even know what that word means
>>2830985It makes perfect sense. A good crust and good filling are nice on their own, but they need to be together to bring out the best in each other.The same goes for people. People like sisters.
>>2830999quest pls go to your rusky chan.
Discord is the smartest
>>2830999>the heartNigga do you want to fight
>>2830980Well maybe ponies don't revere mathematics that highly. Maybe she's a really smart pony, but a dumb human.
>>2831015Oh yeah? Im the greatest.
>>2831008But the crust is better without the filling
>>2831008So, Big Sisters are like crust, and little sisters are like pie filling.How is this not a metaphor for incest?
>>2830990It was some anon, not Jr, and it wasn't to see how fast he'd get banned, it was just some trolling try.Unfortunately sentries were here.
>>2830985>not understanding a metaphor used in My Little PonyYou need to read more.
>>2831020What possible reason would there be for an intelligent species not revering mathematics, the foundation of reality?
>>2831032Is a metahpor for hugs obviously.
>>2831032>you will never stuff your little sister inside you before hopping into a preheated oven
Applejack is the voice of reason
>>2830884...So how would the Pony version of the Abomination come into play?
>>2831020Basic addition isn't fancy mathematicsEven some animals are capable of it.
>>2831049ahahah
>>2831055My dick is
>>2831040Do you think our reality has any bearing in Equestria where ponies control the weather and celestial objects with magic?
>>2831049I don't understand this feel
>>2830980Book Smarts <=============>Street SmartsTwilight > Fluttershy > Rarity > Rainbow Dash > Pinkie Pie > Apple Jackno pony is dumb, some are just have more practical every day knowledge (AJ grows apples, bakes and sells on market, Pinkie pie works at a shop, bakes, and knows how to get rid of pest for example) while others have great intelligence but are not good at applying it (twilight in almost every example, fluttershy knowing how to heal 101 different types of animals but cant talk)Rarity and rainbow dash are both middle ground.
>>2830903>ThreeHoly shit, wow, learn to count, me.>>2830910>>2830913>>2830914>>2830918We all have different opinions, I think. It's nice that we can air them and discuss them in an open venue. I guess the best way for me to put it is that Bridle Gossip introduces the character of Zecora, who I love, but doesn't entertain me as an episode. It's very dull. Sweet and Elite is terribly Rarity, and not in a good way, like GIYC or A Dog and Pony Show were.I'd say my four favourites are Show Stoppers both TROH episodes, and a toss-up between Dragonshy and Stare Master.
>>2831055Not always>Bridle Gossip
>>2831032It's a metavore
Are there...still sentries here?
>>2831064A talking dick?
>>2831040>mathematics>foundation of realityI bet you live in a blueprint and eat recipes.
>>2831070Fluttershy and Dash are dumb as fucking planks
>>2831071>Show StoppersI KNOW HE'S NOT TROLLING AND IT MAKES IT SO MUCH WORSE
>>2831071You honestly didn't laugh at the scene where Flutterguy sings Pinkie's song?
If Pip was suddenly standing naked in front of you, would you become a thought criminal, mlpg
>>2831070This is the only list i have every agreed with 100%
>>2831079
>>2831083It has a mouth, yes
>>2831070Why would Fluttershy be second?
>>2831055>No possible way to harvest all the apples alone>I DON'T NEED ANY HELP>We know that they barely can run the farm together>I'LL LEAVE THEM ALONE AND WORK ON ANOTHER FARM TO GET THE MONEY FOR THE TOWN
>>2831091AJ too
>>2831081Is Ponychan still running at the pace it once was?
>>2831091Not true, Fluttershy knows all about all kinds of fucking animals. Dash knows aerodynamics inside and out. She might not be able to tell you the exact numbers but she can tell you how fast she needs to be going in order to do a dozen loops and impress THE WONDERBOLTS
>>2831070I agree, they all make a genius together
>>2831070Dash is way dumber than Applejack.
>>2831103Fluttershy is hard to peg down on that list.She does have a lot of books in her cottage (I think?) so there's that.
>>2831098No he is ugly. Sweetie Belle on the other hand.
Mafia horse?
>>2831105AJ really is fucking stupid when you lay out all the facts in a thread. I never really noticed it before.
>>2831116Then why does she crash so often
>>2830980This is making me imagine an episode where Dash or someone keeps making fun of AJ for the way she talks and her down home mannerisms, saying that she's dumb as an apple. But late she shows nearly any problem can be solved using apples as a metaphor Like "If Billy has three apples and you take two away, how many apples are left" show the basics of mathematics, and things get steadily more complex, to where dissecting a the structure of atomic particles are exactly like an apple core. >>2830983If you want a image for the future, imagine a pony's face being petted contentiously by a gloved hand. Forever.
>>2831116And that's why she crashes constantly
>>2831105Emotions are all the ponies' achilles heel.
>>2831126I second this notion
>>2831124>Fluttershy is hard to peg down on that list.That's because Fluttershy doesn't have an actual character.
>>2831126I'd play some mafia horse.
>>2831130because she explores the unknown
>>2831130>>2831134practice makes perfect
>>2831121Is she now?Is she really?I mean, you think with how much time she's been spending with Twilight at least a little bit of her smarts should've rubbed off on her by now. Among other things...
>>2831103She knows how to feed/ take care of, and heal almost every type of animal, She definitely has some sort of learning.But god help her if she tried handle her on the street.
>>2831116>Dash knows about GOING FASTThat's not the same as aerodynamics, Twilight had to invent that machine to measure speed>Fluttershy knows about ANIMALSAnd Applejack knows about FARMING. That doesn't make Fluttershy or Dash smart.
>>2831094I thought it was charming, but it followed Look Before You Sleep, which was nonstop gag action between two of the most dynamic, likeable characters in the show, and Swarm of the Century, which was an episode that shone. I guess when you're bookended by great episodes it becomes more difficult to stand out, and I only recall Bridle Gossip for not really having much to recall at all.
>>2831149I hate this fucking ship and is canon.
>>2831130Minor physical deformity
>>2831151>Twilight knows about BOOKS>that doesn't make her smart
>>2831125Watch your mouth son, Pip is my waifu.
>>2831156Is not canon anon. Fuck that shitty ship.
>>2831150No, she is really fucking stupid.>BitH>SotC
>>2831121how do you figure?
http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooksWe're watching Sonic Rainboom, come join!
which pone would be best mother
>>2831056>>2831056>Retired Canterlot Soldier + Powerful Magic Buffs + Dragon's Blood = AbomineightionThat'd be cool, actually.
>>2831129Any of the ponies are fucking stupid if you put all of their moments together.>"We'll BUILD A NEW TOWN FIVE FEET OVER IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!">"I'LL MAKE A PROBLEM SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT!">"I'D RATHER LET AN ENTIRE TOWN DIE AND BE DESTROYED THAN LET MY FRIENDS THINK I AM A SHOWOFF!"
>>2831164It's canon. Deal w/it brony.
>>2831164It's annoying how much they push it.At first it was only TAW and maybe another anon that never shut up but now it gets mentioned more and more.Can't wait for this ship to go Pinkiedash
>>2831162The only pony worse than pip is the baby from MMDWAnd not by a lot, either
>>2831175None of them.
>>2831152>He likes LBYS>Rarity and Applejack are the most likeable charactersThese are the first good Terse opinions I've seen.The world's going to end now, isn't it?
>>2831149>twidash>2012seriously?
>>2831175AJ or Pinkie, they have the experience
>>2831151>Twilight had to invent that machine to measure speedwhere did it say she invented it? she just knows how it works.
>>2831111lin ;_;
I loved you not.
>>2831161Twilight knows about lots of things, not just books. Don't be obtuse and pretend you don't understand the point.
>>2831164brony pls go
>>2831181>>"We'll BUILD A NEW TOWN FIVE FEET OVER IN FIFTEEN SECONDS!">>"I'LL MAKE A PROBLEM SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO WRITE ABOUT!"She had those ideas when she was having a mental breakdown anon They don't count
>>2831183>Pinkiedash>Worse than people pushing TwiDash
Smart or not AJ will always be my favorite.If theres one pone that I would want to be friends/family with its her.She'd take care of you whether you liked it or not.
>>2831182>>2831203No, YOU shipping faggots go. Fucking disgusting bronies.
>>2831175Mrs. Cake. It's canon.Same with Twilight the elder, and Granny Smith.
>>2831152It's kind of silly to say that you didn't like an episode because the episodes before and after it were better, when the series (mostly) doesn't follow any sort of chronological order.
>>2831213>What the fuck is a joke
You're a brony if haven't watched G1
>>2831207>they don't count stop hurting my waifu ;_;
>>2831207>AJ examples from breakdown count>Twilight examples from breakdown don't countWaifu harder.
>>2831192>Ponyville ponies don't know what an anemometer is>Canterlot technology is decades ahead of the rest of Equestria>Twilight's pretty smart for a Canterlot citizen but is a goddamn genius in Ponyville
>>2831181Okay, Twilight is really fucking stupid too. She has booksmarts but no sense at all.
>>2831197She already have her bending again.
Can we all agree that each pony is capable of being REALLY dumb sometimes?
>>2831183>Can't wait for this ship to go PinkiedashKinda already has bro.Shit, I was one of the original ones pushing the ship and I admit this.Still post it though. Most of the time with the intention of riling people up, but still...
>>2831210I meant I can't wait to dieI'd take Pinkiedash over Twidash any fucking dayIt make way more ssense than it anyways
>>2831212Hell yeah.
AJ may not be academically inclined, but she's wise and practical. She's smart enough.
>>2831213brony pls go and watch the show
>>2831178>Shining Armor is Abomineightion.
>>2831220I watched that tirek movie thing and I didn't hate it
Why are we so /v/
>>2831210I hate both of those. Twidash is slowly being more hated by me.
>>2831182>ships canon in MLPPFFT
>>2831111is this korra
>>2831230Just like women.
So now we've decided that all ponies are equally stupid.Now what?
>>2831183I love Pinkie ShipsThey're all so adorable
>>2831232>shitty crack ship from Cupcakes making way more sense than a canon shipbrony pls go
>>2831248>Not considering all ships canon
>>2831220You are a brony if you are american
>>2831227Motherfucker, I know adults who don't know what a WINDSOCK is.Not everyone knows certain things, even the stuff that might seem obvious to you.
>>2831224AJ has never had a breakdown like other ponies. In applebuck season she was just sleep deprived, but made the claim before then
>>2831218Mmm, I did acknowledge that, to some extent. It's just...I guess the best way to describe it is more in terms of memory. The episodes I enjoy most are the ones that stick with me the most, that I can recall at the drop of a hat. The more forgettable episodes are the ones that don't make an impression on me. Bridle Gossip didn't stand out compared to its peers, so it didn't really have stick in my mind. It's less an indictment of the episode's quality and more a compliment of the episodes surrounding it - in a string of great episodes, it's just mediocre. You know?
>>2831240>she's wise and practicalBut she's not. Just think of all the stupid shit she's done. Read the thread if your memory needs jogging.
>>2831245But we're talking about the show.
>>2831249Yes
>>2831260>is me calling it canon still funny, guys>huh>i think it is>is it though
>>2831271Same thing for Rarity.
>>2831245We're arguing about the show, silence you fool
>>2831222>implying she's my waifu>>2831224>Gala plan>not wanting to get help to harvest apples>she was having breakdownBot those plans were made when she wasn't having a breakdown.Can't say anything about the rodeo thing but to say that the first ideas were had because AJ was having a mental breakdown is retarded.
>>2831252They're all stupid but they're not all equally stupid. Applejack and Dash are clearly by far the dumbest.
>>2831212What if you didn't deserve it
>>2831248I love canon ships
>>2831243>"TWILY! GIVE ME A REAL FIGHT!"
>>28312600/10, way too obvious.
>>2831248>Deal w/it brony.HEY GUYS WHAT IS A JOKE
>>2831283>Noy fluttershy
>>2831277It is canon though, DYEWTS?
>>2831243>not being General Thunderbolt Rossadmit it you want to see a pony with a dragonbuster
>>2831260>Crack ship>FROM CupcakesThis fucking guy
Out of all Twilight and Dash which is the farter and which is the fart receiver
>>2831285WHile I would NEVER feel like I deserve it, thats not for me to decide. If I'm worth her time then it only makes me love her more.
>>2831288WHAT IS A JOKE?
>>2831265It's more that even though I didn't know what the word anemometer meant at the time I could figure out that it was some sort of wind measuring device because fan blades + context.It was just a shitty excuse to post retarded headcanon though.
>>2831283how id Dash the dumbest?
>twidash faggots out in fulll force again with their sonic-tier autismWhelp time for something else
>>2831299Twilight
>>2831272I understand your reasoning, pony on you opinionated bastard.
>>2831296>is it still funny guys>look I'm gonna say it again>still funny, right?
>>2831299Who is Flutasyh.
>This thread
>>2831299Rainbow dash.She hates dicks.
>>2831182>>2831203>>2831213>>2831241>>2831260>>2831264>bronies bronying broniesbronies pls go
>>2831309She isn't, Applejack is
>>2831311Maybe you should watch the show brony.
>>2831271>Didn't have a breakdown>over-propelled Pegasus>practically poisoned plenty of ponies>terrorized bushels of brand new bouncing baby bunnies
>>2831297Rarity's Dad would be Thunderbolt.He even has the mustache.
>>2831299Pinkie>tries to blow you up like a balloon>pretends its a flute>etc
>>2831311>sonic-tier autismFucking cracked me right up. It's so true.
Twilight may be the smartest, but she's terrible at decision-making. This renders her stupid in execution.We're talking about the show, I love you MLPG.
SLOW DOWN
>no one likes Flutterdash
If it turned out your favorite pony was a dumb as a pile of rocks, would you still like them?
>>2831333>We're talking about the show, I love you MLPG.stop mentioning it you fucking meta obsessed faggot
>>2831325Nice alliteration there.
>>2831322i know, i just want to know why people make the claim.
>>2831337Applepaj time?
>>2831320Fuck off brony>>>/ponychan/
>>2831253pinkie would be a wonderful girlfriendbut i wil never
>suddenly 11 posts per minute in the last 10 minutes>bronies and bronies and bronies and bronies>twidash is canon guiz lelelelelelelelelel >I was just pretending to be retardedWHAT THE SHIT IS GOING ON
>>2831325And this because she made the decision to not accept help when she was normal
>>2831318Except for Twilight's, since they're boyfriends.
>>2831337>1337
>>2831333It's funny how whenever we discuss the show it's arguing.It's funny how whenever we discuss anything it's arguing.
>>2831264>mfw americans clap at the end of my little pony
>>2831342>no one likes noncanon crack shipsYeah, you're right about that
>shipping[1]
>>2831352That... was a direct quote from the show bro.Like, verbatim.
>>2831314>still in denialRewatch season 2 before you make even more of an ass out of yourself.
>>2831322>this is what dashfags actually believeAJ at least said she enjoyed reading books. Dash could only read shitty adventure novels that are tailored to young children.
>>2831358/mlp/ and possibly /b/read
>>2831354there will never be a woman as beautiful as she
>>2831344I don't know. Just how dumb is a pile of rocks? I mean, she makes dresses and shit from scratch, she can't be dumb.
>>2831345I swear you post this every hour in the evening. I know you're proud, but tone it down, friend. There's no surer way to vilify yourself or a concept than by pushing it too hard.
>>2831325She was suffering from sleep deprivation, which was brought on by her own stubbornness
>>2831303Neither of them have a fart fetish
>>2831342I like that ship http://www.fimfiction.net/story/7288/1/Collar/
>>2831344yeshell I'd like them even morethey'd be that much easy to convince that they need some human sperm in their cunts
>>2831372>implying anyone here actually watches the show
>>2831342No one likes 2.3
>>2831333Is there a single pony who has had consistent track record when it comes to good decision making?They all seem to goof up a lot
>>2831313Hah, thanks. Sometimes I wonder if I'm expressing myself well enough with these half-formed pseudo-thoughts.What are your favourite episodes, anon? People got worked up at me over my favourites and least favourites, I'd like the opportunity to return the favour!
>>2831401Wait, what show?
>>2831372I know. It's still nice alliteration. And I'm surprised someone pulled it off the top of their head.
>>2831372Listen, I don't have time to watch the show. I need to focus on my shipping.
>>2831377A series of books that Twilight, the smartest pony and most avid reader, enjoys enough to own every book including 2 copies of the first book.
>>2831377AJ does something spectacularly dumb every other episode
>>2831344Well... If she still had her personality. But her intelligence is one of the reasons I like her so much.
"Winners GO FAST" - Sanic Hegehog
>>2831363WELCOME TO 4CHANYou must be new here.
>>2831342>shipping childhood friendsAnime lover plz go
>>2831376>look guys i'm saying go watch the show>look guys still funny right>this is still a hilarious joke right>i'm not making a complete ass of myself at all right>good>cause that'd be embarrassing
>>2831327She'd probably fail at getting you off, but it'd be the most fun blowjob ever.Fluttershy would be the objective worst; she wouldn't be actively sucking your dick so much as just holding her mouth open, and you'd have to grab her by the mane to do it yourself. She'd cough and gag and complain the whole time.
>>2831365>Flutterdash>NoncanonNigga there was a split second where it sounded vaguely like a kiss while their mouths were in the general vicinity of each other (if you squint)CANON OTPDYEWTS?
>>2831401but im watching the show right fucking now
>>2831415>owns 2 copies >in the LIBRARY that she lives in
>>2831370Fuck, I'm dying!
>>2831358This is MLPG when it's good.
>>2831388Not yet.
>>2831395Of course they do.I, personally, think that Twilight is the receiver
>>2831426I still wonder what the hell that noise was supposed to be.Or for that matter how it got by censors.
>>2831345>>2831388>tfw I wrote thatI don't even know if it's being posted seriously anymore.
>>2831426FS is also making a kissy face
>>2831409What about Celestia?
>>2831303Twilight is definitely the fart gimp of the relationship.
>>2831299>TwilightAbsolutely no experience, not very talented naturally, keeps pausing to make examinations, takes the cumshot like it was a bomb going off.>FluttershyToo timid, never really goes wild on it, never gets past the head, panics at orgasm.>DashCan't stop bragging about how awesome it'll be. It's not awesome. Clumsy, not pleasurable, just can't get it right.>ApplejackCan't get the method right. Determination is admirable, but too rough. Scrapes teeth. Apologizes repeatedly.>PinkieCan't stop being silly long enough to do it right. Attempts all sorts of other methods, none of which feel as good, including harmonica blowjobs.>RaritySucks like a pro.
>>2831387DumbREALLY dumbIf you try talking to them about something more complex then their main interest, they look at you slack jawed
>>2831391We are the /mlp/.
>>2831448And dash is making a smiley face
>>2831447I fap every day to that but Im not the poster. Please write more unwashed farts
>>2831411jay pls go
>>2831435why would she keep her own collection of books with all the rest of the books?
>>2831425>implying
>>2831425She wouldn't complain, but she'd have no technique, and end up just kind of sucking weakly on it.And then she'd apologize a lot.
how would a trixie bj feel
>876 posts>156 images
>>2831448we talking about kissy dash?
>>2831451She kinda beefed it during the wedding, I guess
>>2831423If you don't watch the show, why are you even here?
>>2831455holy fuck that's hot
>>2831410It's pretty hard to peg down a few favorite. If it's a good episode then It just goes into my favorite category anyways and that's like half of them, but here goes.Look Before You SleepBridle Gossip (hehe)Party of OneReturn of Harmony Sweet and Elite
>>2831478underwhelming
>>2831478Mediocre as hell, but all the fireworks would be neat.
>>2831453>Harmonica blowjobs
>>2831478Overrated
>>2831486>stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllll funnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyy>right guys
>>2831415She lives in a fucking library and she never specified when she read them.>also implying she wasn't trying to push the books on Dash because she knew they were fit for Dash's intelligence levelsShe was just being nice without trying to hurt her feelings. If you dashfags had any sort of social interaction for once in your lives you could pick something like this up.
Dodge this.
>>2831503*dodge*
which cmc gives the best head
>>2831497What the fuck are you even saying?
>>2831455IIf she doesn't have her personality, then no, I wouldn't. Not if I met them like that. Obviously if it happened to her while we were a couple it would be different.
>>2831498>Twilight was just desperate to talk about a book with some other pony>the library doesn't get too many patrons
>>2831510Sweetie Belle.
>>2831487I know right. I've been putting ads out for years to find a wife who will let me give her an icepick lobotomy.
>>2831510Applebloom has watched her sister do it like, a hundred times.
>>2831479
>>2831498>also implying she wasn't trying to push the books on Dash because she knew they were fit for Dash's intelligence levelsThis is Twilight we're talking about bro.She doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.She was probably giving Dash the books because she honestly enjoyed them and thought Dash might like them.
>>2831287>Spike and Shining Abomination beating the shit out of each other in a fight that goes all over ManehattanI can smash to this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXCeh_nLnkY
>>2831453This is probably pretty accurate. I'll teach Twilight one of these days though.
>>2831489>Party of One>Return of HarmonyHah, if nothing else, at least I can give you credit for not being totally tasteless! Though I must admit, what it is that people see in Sweet and Elite eludes me. I can understand Bridle Gossip, but every time I watch S&E I can't help but feel my autism flare up at Rarity's unbridled disregard for her commitments to her friends and shit. The entire thing is like watching an episode of Louie in pony form, minus the sad, blasé immutability of Louis CK himself.
>>2831519Considering the average intelligence levels on Equestria, barren libraries aren't surprising.
>>2831510Scootalooas is the correct answer in all cmc sex related questions
>>2831513>>2831487You are now imagining a very stupid, brain-drained, bimboified version of your waifu.
>>2831544AP pls write
>>2831498which is why she was super excited to tell her about it.
>>2831494god damn itNow I can't stop imagining this with the scene in the Simpsons prohibition episode where the detective has the super sunday with the sparklers on it and is frowning
>>2831453Applejack would give fantastic head, are you kidding?>loudly slurping her way down your shaft and swallowing every drop because she doesn't give a fuck
good GOD this is awesomeif you aren't in rarityquest, get your ass to the submarine.
>>2831555okay
>>2831534>pony>Louis CKI'd watch that.
>>2831519Magichorn confirmed best friends with Lonelyflowers.
>>2831554>Twilight>Mindbreaked Twilyunf
>>2831554>bimboifiedThat is the stupidest word slash fetish ever.
Does MLPG have an IRC?
>>2831562I would too.Hell, I'd watch Louis CK in anything. Dude's brilliant.
>>2831568>LonelyflowersI support this name.
>>2831576No, fuck off.
>Pinkie suit went for $3450I wonder if that other Anon won fucking money goddamn
>>2828893>Applejack is best ponyThat name made me laugh.
>>2831568You know, Twilight's bringing her home pretty often. Maybe they're more than friends.
>>2831554>"Hi there Fluttershy.">"Hello!">"What have you done all day?">Looks at you confused, drool dripping out the side of her mouth>"You ok?">"I like hugs!"
>>2831573All right.Just stupid as a bag of bricks, then.
>>2831478It's her part-time job, she's VERY talented.It'll be unforgettable, and you'd come back for another.
>>2831592But she is fucking Big Mac.
>>2831554>implying i have to imagine it>implying its not in the show
>>2831453Dash has speed
>>2831573I don't like it either.but for some reason, smart ponies becoming dumb ponies or sapient ponies being controlled by instincts and animalism rather than rationalitymakes my penis very very happy
>>2831534>Chance to fulfill her childhood dreams and succeed in liveI'm pretty sure that this is a pretty damn good excuse to miss a birthday
>>2831580>Louis CK as a Care Bear
>>2831534
>>2831573It comes from the Italian "bimba" which means "immature".
>>2831601And Cheerilee.
>>2831568I wonder if Cherilee knows Zecora well.Her and Twilight are good friends, maybe they get together to discuss books
>>2831588MY SIDES AND JIMMIES HAVE COMBINED
>>2831605agility and guts
>>2831478
>>2831554and now Im imagining leading her over to my dick and forcing her head down
>>2831554I don't want to imagine that. Pls.
>>2831562He has a joke about his daughter being bitten by a wild pony in Italy or somewhere.
>>2831568Isnt purple pone friends with everyone?
>>2831606>ponies making your penis happy
Find me a pony cuter than Classic Sonic.Oh wait you can't!>mfw
>>2831606For those same reasons, I don't like the idea of estrus for the most part, but intelligent ponies suddenly becoming a slave to shameful desires is a fun concept.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/118120-Update-TVTropes-Deletes-All-Rape-TropesSo let's see>Feminists have ruined TV tropes>Feminists have ruined Something Awful>Feminists are trying to ruin 4chan>Feminists are trying to ruin Reddit(oh wait)>Feminists are trying to ruin video games>Feminists have been trying to ruin television and film for years>Feminists have been trying to ruin comics for yearsAnything else you women want to ruin?Don't mind me, just playing the role of the disposable male who gets larger prison sentences, is automatically drafted/conscripted and forced to die in the middle of a jungle or desert, is expected to give up ones guaranteed safety during an emergency, and is forced by society to restrain all emotion (If a man cries about the death of his family, he gets a pat on the back and is expected to man the fuck up ; if a woman cries about losing her purse, she gets the full support of the entire nation to get her purse back)>BUHHHh! WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO CHIVALRYChivalry was impaled under the stiletto heel of feminism.
>>2831615Well that's where 'bimbo's root lies, which is where 'bimboification' sprang from. Generally speaking it's only used to refer to, using the term losely, dumb sluts.
>>2831628>implying she wouldn't mistake the microscopic protrusion you call a dick her weed and start chewing on it
>>2831628>forcingHe want it anon.
>>2831625What kind of reaction is that?
>>2831607I don't know, man. Were I in a similar situation I wouldn't blow off my closest friend like that, or, at least, not without letting them know first.>>2831610THE SADDEST BEAR, starring Louis CK
>>2831643v and co pls go
>>2831643Awesome fucking post, go take it to /r9k/ or /v/ or /whining bullshit/ or something
>>2831557>>2831625well that episode is ruined for me now
>Trixie humiliated at how weak her magic really is>meets Chrysalis and strikes a bargain to become a changeling>uses her new magic to dazzle crowds and feed off their love
>>2831640Says you.
>>2831640>Sonic>Cute
>>2831643You deserve it you filthy male.
>>2831588>>2831621does this answer your question
>>2831643>Feminists have ruined TV tropesAnd nothing of value was lost
>>2831643>TVtropes>Not already ruined>SomethingAwful>Implying this is 2001>Reddit>Not shit from day one>implying this is MLP related>implying you shouldn't go back to /co/
>>2831674>Filename.Yeah, right
>>2831643
>>2831554No I'm not. I'm imagining cuddling my waifu.
>>2831643Hahaha no.Nice trollbait yo.
>>2831664Eeeeech... Even if it would mean more Chrys, and making part of the Changeling Weird Shit™ canon, I don't think I'm ok with that.
>>2831643b-but equal rights
>>2831570>"Hey Twilight! How are you?">"Oh, like, hi Anon! *giggle* I'm, like, totally awesome today!">"I was wondering if you could help me with some homework...">"Homework is, like, super boring. You wanna just, like, hang at my place, cutie?~"
>>2831687I'll show youI'll show all of youin 5-7 working days
>>2831628>Oh, what's this?>It's so cute!>You want me to lick it?>Okay, if you think so...
>>2831605>Dash sucking you're cock>She's GOTTA GO FAST>Starts going too fast and accidentally bites your cock halfway off>Suddenly she remembers that she hates men and dicks>Bites your cock the rest of the way off, chews it into fleshy mush, and spits it in your face>Then turns around and farts in your face
>>2831706I'll be waiting for you brah
Jailbait, thinking about it, this is perfect, man, you should draw Louis CK as a Care Bear. It'd just work. Shit.
>>2831674I can't wait for the private show.
>>2831713this is the worst post ever. Today at least.
>>2831670>implying
>>2831713>Dash sucking you're cockStopped reading there.
>>2831701Are you going to suck my penis or fart in my face?
if human can mindbreak ponican poni mindbreak human?
>>2831659>>2831660>White knights detectedHow's it feel knowing that no matter how much you defend women online they won't have sex with you in the real world?
>>2831706I look forward to it.
Luna should read Anthem.
>>2831674Really, you must have a nice life to be able to afford so much on a furry costume.I fucking hate you faggot.
>>2831619I think he meant Cheerilee and Big Mac.Are you implying they have three-ways?
>>2831701But that doesn't sound like her at all...
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/874829#search=My_Little_Ponyunf
>>2831737AJ can do whatever the fuck she wants to me. No mindbreaking required.
>>2831736I... I thought that's what a blowjob was.
>>2831713Why I just screencapped this
>>2831738That sounds like an amazing thing to discuss, I'll meet you somewhere else to discuss it, instead of /mlp/
>>2831701>that awful valley chick talkNah man I hate that part of bimbofication. I'd rather she just be slow witted and dopey.
>>2831753Read the mindbreak part.
>>2831749That's not nice, Anon. You can come to my house and play video games with me.
>>2831755>pig disgusting human
>>2831760
>>2831738>Posting about shitty websites>Has nothing to do with the thread>Still trying to troll after every single response tells you to leaveDesperate trolling at its finest.
>>2831736She can do both at the same time
>>2831759Ok lets go.
>>2831737>Rarity doms anon>instead of pushing anon to his knees, she uses magic to bend his knees, or better yet, make him do it himself>Twilight doms anon>excellent control over her magizal abilities means anon is reduced to a mere observer from within his own body, every movement controlled by the purple hoersmy boner is so hard right now you dont even know
>>2831759yeah, that's what it iswhy do you think they call it a blowjobshe's blowing farts in your face
>>2831760Because you're sentinel?
>>2831775You were in that thread today?
>>2831676>>2831643TVTropes was ruined for me when FastEddie deleted THE ENTIRE REAL LIFE SECTION for Crowning Moment Of Awesome - especially the WWII section.Dude would still be a terrible administrator, even if he wasn't a fucking Nazi control-freak.
>>2831738But... this board is for ponies. Cute, lovable ponies.
>>2831753It sounds like Tara's character from Lollipop Chainsaw though.Which is close enough.
>>2831784
>>2831701>ValspeakVomited, smashed the computer, called the cops, hid under the bed, cried myself to sleep
>>2831769>>2831769Would you wear your Pinkie costume?
>>2831745I get it.
>>2831729>that feel when hedgehog can't go fast
>>2831803Well fuck you.I love screencap threads
>>2831781What if you combined them
MLPGAvP for 3 bucks on steamShould I?
>>2831790>Deleting Troper Tales>Badactually it was the most amusing part of the site
>>2831766>>2831701>>2831805I wonderIs this how 63 Shining Armor would talk like?
>>2831808>Wear suit>Don't talk>Just stare
I was reading this article about one of those men rights groups. It discussed this one guy. He committed suicide by setting himself on fire in front of his courthouse. He was upset about how society treats him, as a man, unjustly. He thought it was unfair the way he was treated after beating his four year old daughter.
If you could turn one pony in the show into a dumb bimbo who's only good for sex, who would it be and why?Derpy's already blonde and so doesn't count.
>>2831816>AvPA good idea done terribly wrong. I'd advice against it.
>>2831814I love a good screencap
>>2831643TVtropes was already shit.Their entire contributor base is composed of aspergers-stricken morons.
>>2831825TWILY
>>2831766>>2831805NIGGAS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY
>>2831831This isn't the place to discuss this.
>>2831816i found it fun, especially for $3
>>2831832FluttershyAnd I'd make Angel watch
>>2831825YES!
>>2831835All that fucking fail hahaha
>>2831832Twilight or Scootaloo.
>>2831831>men>ever not warmongering, oppressive rapists
>>2831825Bubbles let's not go there.
>>2831832>Derpy's already blonde and so doesn't count.But.....wouldnt the same go for Applejack then?
>>2831834>>2831816Speaking of Steam, does the sale start on Wednesday or Thursday or Other?
>>2831813>tfw hedgehogs are actually adorable
>>2831856
>>2831856>Not having purged the word "fail" from your lexicon ages ago
>>2831832Twilight. The fall from intellectual to slow-witted and easily-manipulated idiot would be the best.Or Applejack. Seeing her go from strong-willed and confident to easily led and dull would be a lot of fun too.
>>2831752>>2831619>implying relationships
>tally votes for 4 least fave episodesK guys, looks like the >winners areMMMMMMMMMMMMDragon QuestMMDWBaby CakesShould have that new episode chart by the end of the night.
>>2831835
Does anybody know how to dispose of a dead pony? Just curious.
>>2831876Im a teacher
>>2831832but anon what if I want to become the pony sex bimbo
>>2831867>those tattoos3hardcore5me
>>2831881>Pinkie's face when her episodes are terrible
>>2831878>Twilight descriptionBONER NO! OUR NIECE IS HERE.
>>2831863>Applejack is blondeMy new headcanon is that even for as strong-willed as she is, she's somehow incredibly easy to date rape / coax into reluctant sex.
>>2831881>tfw I like all those episodesThat being said, I don't disagree with them being on the least favorites list.
My sister said rape was a worse crime than murder because you had to live with it.>implying that not living is better than living after a violent crime>Implying murder doesn't greatly affect others around them more.
>>2831883typical mods
>>2831884with a stick and a fire, also add graham crackers and chocolate
>>2831883PFFFTHAHAHA HE WENT FULL MAD HAHAHHA
>>2831900>Pinkie's face whenWhen did Pinkie turn into Celestia?
>>2831819Some of those WWII stories couldn't be found anywhere else. Some of them were from tropers talking about their own relatives, and EVERY SINGLE ONE of them was something that should have been remembered, and treated with respect.Those stories would make anyone proud of their country, whichever one it happened to be - and that old fuck just tossed them out. All of them.I've been mad at FastEddie in the past, but this clinched it for me - I have absolutely zero respect for that old fuck now.Christ, this shouldn't make me THIS FUCKING MAD.
>>2831925>implying Pinkie isn't a goddess in her spare time
>>2831913That's an awesome story, but again, take it to /r9k/ or /soc/ or /v/ or some bullshit, not hereStop trying to start anti-feminism arguments
You know what to do.
>>2831909>implying it isnt just her plan to get you to stick it in her butt
>>2829035Here, have the colored version.
>>2831925When ur momooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>2831881>MMMMMMMMMMMM>Dragon Quest>MMDW>Baby CakesAll season 2? I'm going to say that's because they're all fresher in our minds than S1. Also, I kind of liked Dragon Quest. First act was nice, and the last bit was good. It dragged very hard in the middle. Plus it had lots of "Rarity concerned for Spiike" scenes, metal soundtrack, and Twilight mad that someone disrespected Celestia.
>>2831948
Oh, hello there nighttime crowd. When did you get here
>>2831888Nice triples.Congrats, you are now a bimbo pony.Pick a stallion, and then select a hole.
>>2831935>Implying Pinkie isn't a goddess the whole time.Nigga...
>>2831949Only s2.
>>2831949read the thread faglord
>>2831883>>2831916If you didn't think /b/ and /v/ were completely retarded before...
>>2831926What has he done before, if you don't mind me asking?
>>2831958I never left
>>2831913>implying that life is better than deathIf only I could show you the places I've seen, you might understand the things I say.
>>2831880Deaf you need to get with the program and start shipping Cheerimac.
>>2831949Yeah this is all season 2 shitsee:>>2830434
>>2831957
http://www.synchtube.com/r/dooksLast episode for tonight, The Best Night Ever!
>>2831883>>2831916>>2831921>EPIC SCREENCAPZ GUIS XDNot only that, those are fucking terrible and unfunny.
>>2831971Mods love fucking with /v/
>>2831962OkayALL OF THEMALL OF THEM
>>2831971>/v/
>>2831964>>2831935If Pinkie was god, what would her new name be?Pionysus!
YOU ARE A PONY
>>2831942
>>2831988>AJ in pretty dressso many unwanted boners
>>2831987
>>2831883What happened here?
>>2831916
>>2832007AB pls leave
>>2831964>pinkie lost her mind after seeing her friends age and die while she stays the same
>>2832006buti'm not
>>2831880Don't you ship Fluttermac? You don't really have room to talk.
>>2832001The only right answer to a question like that
>>2832002Reported.
>>283200734?
>>2832006Can I pretend to be bunny as pony?
>>2832010>unwanted
>>2832007Who are you? I'm watching you on /co/
How much would Lyra pay for a pair of Wreck-It-Ralph hands?
>>2832041bro i really am not keen on getting wood because of cartoon horsesthat might but your thing but it's not mine
Would you a relationship with Bubble Butt?Clutz version not mentally challenged versionUnless thats your thing of course
>>2832044Nothing, she doesn't even know what hands are.
>>2832016Is this a new thing, every newish artist is AB?>>2832035No.Not yet.>>2832043I'm just an anon, no name as of now.
>>2832007AB go now
>>2832038Which pony is the biggest snugglebunny?
>>2832015
>>2832005
>>2832054You can't control what gets your dick hard, bro.Sometimes it's cartoon horses. And that's ok
>>2831958they're here for rarityquest.We're currently getting teasted/lightly dommed by rarity.
>>2832069>W.T. SnacksAnd to think that guy still posts on 4chan
>>2832063>every newish artist is AB?Your lines are suspiciously close to his
>>2832081Snacks was a faggot, why did anyone want him back?
>>2832067
>>2832081He still posts here?
>>2832007I wanted to draw Mabel fanart but then I saw this and gave up.
>>2832056That depends on how farty she is.
>>2832054>not wanting that cartoon horse to take care of that "unwanted" boner for you
>>2832081Pfft seriously? I always figured he up and died.
>>2832056Hell yes. So much yes.
>>2832092Well haven't seen him recently but I saw him on /co/ like 4 or 5 months ago.
>>2829001I'mma do disRollan
>>2832081He doesn't but he's still in the IRC
>>2832100>implying it'll ever actually happen
>>2832094>those freaky eyesthat picture is pure uncanny valley if you are gonna bitch out, at least find something good.
>>2832122Doesnt mean you cant want it.and you KNOW you do
>>2832082I'm sorry, I saw artists here using Binary pen and started to use it.>>2832094...Maybe I should draw something else.
>>2831972He's been more or less singlehandedly running TVTropes into the ground since it was put in his control.He locks articles that he personally thinks are unfunny or offensive, regardless of whether they actually are, or who edited them, and he's been locking/deleting/whitewashing articles that he doesn't like.He blocks and bans posters who disagree with him and think he's too heavy-handed with the way he runs the site and refuses to listen to anyone who doesn't agree with him.He even deleted the entry on Encyclopedia Dramatica because they called him out on being a paranoid, egotistical control-freak who runs a wiki meant to be built by a community and consensus like his own personal web-page.
>>2832001Good girl, you catch on quick.Congrats, you are now officially the town bicycle of Ponyville. You can't think. You don't NEED to think. All the big, gorgeous stallions with their dripping cocks do all the thinking for you. Your cutie mark is so perverse that you need to wear a skirt should you ever go out in public. Though then again, you always reek of stallion cum and sweat, and you get fucked in public places quite often, so there's no real point in trying to make yourself look decent.
I wonder what will happen to 4chan when moot dies.
>>2832132>and then there's this faggot
>>2832154>you always reek of stallion cum and sweat, and you get fucked in public places quite often, so there's no real point in trying to make yourself look decent.Keep going.
>>2832069>tfw moot lost all the pleasure he felt for this board and this things won't happen again.
>>2832156Bought out by Evil Corp #2
>>2832156Some faggot mod or whoever's in his will takes over
What the fuck is the deal with Adventure Time?I've tried to watch it like five times now, but I just don't get it.On the other hand, I fucking love Regular Show. Why is AT so pupular?
>>2832156probably changeand i fear change
>>2832156moot will be kept alive by cloudflare's always on technology
>>2832156Invisibro will be in charge
Would Dash cuddle her way into the wonderbolts?
>>2832182AT is way too lol random xd for me.
>>2832189HAHAHAHAHA
Dash would threesome her way into the Wonderbolts
>>2832154Man, you guys give me the most evil boners.
>>2832156Hereditary adminship, he'll pass it down to the next Moot.
>>2832202AT isn't random at all
>>2832189>no cached version available
>>2832189ahahahahah.
>>2832026Sure, but I don't pretend it's canon of any kind.>>2831977>shipping>love poisonI shiggy diggy, Anon.
>>2832094>>2832150oh come on I really don't understand this mentalityseeing better stuff is supposed to make you think "oh boy one day I wanna draw like that"I just don't get the whole giving up because someone's better than you thingthere will ALWAYS be someone better than you
>>2832194>cuddleI think that's nearly tame enough to be a show canon venue, yes.
>>2832182Take a wild guess.
>>2832213his next of mootiekin
>>2832217Fat moot takes the powa
>>2832154why can't this really be my life ;_;
>>2832202Being surreal isn't lolrandom
>>2832228I was kidding obviously.
>>2832182It's got a certain sorta style to it. Not everyone gets or likes it. I have a friend who can't stand it because of the animation.>>2832194Dash doesnt seem like the type who would cuddle her way to the top
>>2832233>temporal assassin phasing into our universe to assassinate moot, but misses and kills Snacks instead
>>2832233HAHA HE WAS A KID
>>2832249good!but there are people who really think like that and it irritates and worries me
>>2832236You will never be mindbroken into the slutty mare.
>>2832249Eyes need to be bigger.
So what other quests like Rarity quests are you guys participating in. I'd never tried this before and am really enjoying it.
>>2832231But it's really popular among kids, isn't it? And they don't care about shipping, do they?
>>2832262Moot was 15 when he founded 4chan.
>>2832262You were a kid too, anon
>>2832202>AT is lolsorandumbWhy do people think this? It's not this at all. If you watched the show you'd know that.
>>2832267>You and your favorite pone will never be mindbroken into an inseparable Slutty Mare team.
>>2832291>mfw AT is built on a Nuclear Holocaust backstory>mfw Ice King's genesis story>mfw Susan Strong storyboards
>>2832276It has colorful worlds and fun adventures and settings. Its just a crazy and fun world.
>>2832225What makes you think they were pretending it was canon?Fluttermac doesn't even make much sense in the context of the show. Those two have never said a word to each other. I don't even think they've been in the same screenshot together.Then again I guess that's why it's called >fanon
>>2832291Yeah, I greatly prefer RS and that show is way more lolrandom.I just don't "get" AT, no matter how much I try to watch it.
>>2832323>hipocricyfirst thing i sawdidn't even start reading
>>2832291People confuse surreal, whacky antics as randumbAdventure Time does odd ball stuff, but the humor is fluid to the moment
>>2832228When I made the leap from recreational to competitive shooting, I learned that lesson FAST. Shooting is one of the few sports on earth where you can go to Joe Random's local match and have last year's world championship 3'rd place winner show up. Course its also one of the few sports where the world championship 3rd place winner can show up to a local match for something other than stomping on people.
>>2832331>Fluttermac doesn't even make much sense in the context of the show.Neither does TwiDash>inb4 but they like the same book
>>2832323No.
>>2832239I was told by a friend a long time ago that I was the only truly random person he'd ever met.I used to stop in the middle of a conversation and ask a question that had been bothering me the whole day, or say something that had just sprung to mind, or answer a question they'd asked me twenty minutes ago, occasionally failing to realize how impertinent or non-sequitorial it was.It felt nice being told that I was the only one who really understood what it was to be "random," when everyone else's attempts went along the lines of the Penguin of d00m *waves spork*.
>>2832323woh, was was that?
>>2832170You live with a sugar daddy now, a big, wealthy unicorn stallion with a cock that gets your pussy wet just from thinking of it. Every morning you get up and give him a quickie, and if you're lucky, he'll wreck your cunt before he goes to work. He gives you some money for shopping, which you carry around in your little pink purse.Aside from how to please big, strong, much smarter men, the only other thing you know how to do quite well is put on make-up. You already have nice, full, pouty lips, but with a touch of lipstick they look like they crave a juicy cock between them. You put on some eyeliner, blush, a cute pink skirt, and then you're out the door.Most of the time you find yourself getting wrecked by several stallions at once, but you're not against giving some guy a quick blow behind the library. Guys used to pay to fuck you, but one day a pony convinced you that you're such a dumb, needy slut that you should be paying guys for the privilege to fuck them. And that's just what you do; you haven't been out of the house for even an hour before your fur is stained in cum and your purse is empty.
>>2832318
>>2832335I've seen some episode of AT and RSGood fun but Iiked AT more.But that could be just me loving Fantasy more.
>>2832321I guess... When I was a kid I preferred self-contained shorts like Looney Tunes & Cartoon Network stuff like Dexter's Lab.I think it's the ongoing continuity that throws me off. I might like it if I watched it from the beginning.
>>2832323>Someone go take a shit out his door and take a photoHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2832309Can we be a slutty futa mare team?
>>2832318His name was Simon Petrikov
>>2832361>make up>pink pursewhat is wrong with you people
>>2832361unf
>>2832366I actually had a friend who never noticed that AT is post-nuclear war. How do you miss this shit?
>>2832395I don't have enough dick inside me right now.
>>2832366>not even the metro was safe
>>2832421buy a horsecock then
>>2832382If that is your Freedom Day wish.
>>2832399No idea, the first thing you see in the show is an atom bomb
>>2832361>pussy
>>2832399I always thought it was funny how "the great mushrooms wars" could either be a reference to the nuclear apocalypse that cause everything, or a literal war of giant mushrooms Or both
>>2832435How about you come over instead
Just Youtube'd the new Mass Effect endings.They still suck.It's only better because the original "ending" was terrible.
>>2832458where do you live?
>>2832446Mushroom clouds
>>2832274Renne quest is a popular ongoing one. Ask sentenal for the logs if you want to catch up.
>>2832366>tfw there will never be a feature length decently budgeted AT movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAsZ8Ql2e8M>someone sent me this song on tumblrgod damn now i have to. it will work so well.
>>2832458i don't get involved with sluts
>Talking about other showsAnyone like Cromartie High or Berserk? What'd you think of the latest movie?
>>2832466Colorado
>>2832468I guess that 4th one is where fin went through his hipster phase
>>2832437>>2832399>>2832446Wait, are you serious?Because if you are, I think I should start watching AT
Need help MLPG, something just doesn't look right. The nose and hair seem to be off, but I can't quite put my finger on why they are.
>>2832484>>2832468>Berserk
>>2832471I don't see why it wouldn't be possible. It's pretty fucking popular.
>>2832473...You really never knew there was a Prodigy song titled "Spitfire"?that's like, one of their biggest hits bro
>>2832484I tried watching a few Cromartie High eps in Dr. White's stream. I was really disappointed that I didn't enjoy it that much. It was ok.
>>2832493Yeah, they don't try to hide it or anything.
>>2832502haven't heard prodigy in ages, didn't even know they had a recent album.
>>2832439What's the matter?Would you rather be a bimbo sissyboy instead?Would it be hotter for you if you were a guy who dressed like a slutty mare, your limp, twitching dick wiggling back and forth as you sway your ass invitingly? Would it bring joy to your empty little head if a stallion fucked your tight sissy ass so hard that your little dick drooled cum all over the floor without being touched? Would you be a happier, dumber bimbo if you looked at a REAL stallion's cock and realized you could never be as manly as them, so you let them use you and make you feel like a mare?
>>2832485good luck then. You're on your own
>>2832493they are 100 dollars serious
>>2832495Nose looks fine to me in silhouette. Maybe the mane could stand to be more rounded at the back of the head.
>>2832493Do it. Season 1 has a few hit and miss episodes if you ask me though,
>>2832509I like it but I'm not the hugest fan. I think it's worth seeing. Some of it's pretty funny.
>>2832495quack
>>2832495That's a dog nose.A pone nose is tinier and points from a seamless curve starting at the neck.
>>2832488There's an episode where he dresses up like that for a Halloween party. And he is always trying to impress his princesses, dressing well would help with it.
>>2832495looks like a dog
>>2832527I think the earlier seasons have way more fluid animation than the current stuff
>>2832495Ponies are not dogs. They have stylized human noses. Cartoony human noses, not realistic ones.
>>2832493Adventure Time is a perfectly enjoyable show if you like humor and adventure
>>2832519>>2832480But...
>>2832495The chin may be sticking out a bit much.Also, the hair bit right behind the base of the ear is too close to the head.
>>2832484Fuck I need to watch that movie.
>>2832527Wait a second, how is that even possible? A bomb that can destroy nearly half of the earth, and somehow there is still an atmosphere and life? That's not a nuclear war, that's a planet cracker
>>2832495Nose is too colt-ish. Make it smaller and curve down more sharply from the tip of the nose into the jaw.The back mane is wrong. Her hair bunches up into a general zig-zag shape. That bit doesn't alternate because the right side is too long.Also because there's no overlap it looks like her ear and hair are made up of the same line.
>>2832578Is a cartoon, bro.
>>2832499It's really fucking popular, and it basically was one of the first modern memetic cartoons.Plus, with how much merchandise that show moves they could easily get greenlit for a feature.
>>2832578its obviously meant for comic exaggeration
>>2832578...MAGIC AND WIZARDS
>>2832495Are you using references? it's not cheating, you know
>>2832559>ponies have stylized human nosesWhat fucking show are you watching, man?
>>2832556Maybe, but it's all good
>>2832578It's a stylized cartoony show.
>>2832587Man, that lich king stuff was heavy. I'd love to see a movie about that.
>>2832509>on /co/>they're treating their drawfags well>actual advice>nevermind, here comes hate anonsWhy? Is it jealousy? Angry teenagers? I don't understand.
Why was I here for the past for weeksThe only reason I watched this show and cared so much for 2 years straight is because I was stressed and depressed from going to eastern fucking washington university from age 16 onwardsBut now I wish I went to highschool like a normal kid, 19 years of my life have been wasted on education and 4chan and I'm depressed again, so time to pony ponypony
>>2832586>>2832588And that stopped us doing the same for the show how?
>>2832578It's magic
>>2832606New kids trying to emulate what they think the threads are like to fit in and ruining everything.
>>2832594Ponies have little button noses. They're more human than animal.
>>2832606Woops didn't mean to link there, sorry.
>>2832613Looks good.
>>2832613>19 years>4chanAlso>>>/ponychan/>>>/tumblr/
>>2832626That's a pony snout, you retard.
>>2832606Pretty much what >>2832625 said.Too many people have this idea MLPG is some super sekret club away from all the bronyshit and as such we only discuss the finer aspects of ponying, such as which pony has the best smelling farts and other terrible terrible things like that.
>>2832578AnonThis is the same show where one of the main character is a talking dog who can stretch any part of his body
>>2832649>That's a pony snout, you retard.Like actual ponies? Because FiM pony's faces look nothing like that.
>>2832578Well... why not?
>>2832640>hey guys i told them to go to ponychan and tumblr that'll show them!>hey guys am i funny yet>hey guys>plz someone pay attention to me
>>2832649If I'm being honest, I probably wouldn't be able to tell that they were horses if I just saw a picture and knew nothing else about My Little Pony.
Teaching Anon here.Last day of school in two days. They might do fun stuff or watch cartoons. Should I suggest FiM?
>>2832660I really like how they explore every conceivable use and limitation of this power. Like how he can move around his internal organs
>>2832664Except it's right there, in the picture.Are you just pretending to be retarded? Or are you just Ross?
>>2832680Of course.
>>2832660Magic? Radiation? It doesn't have to make sense.
>>2832680How old are the kids?
>0r0ch1's stream>Nanaki is commissioning Thunderlane in panties
>>2832613Stop watching ponies. This shit only raises your standard for life and makes you sadder because it will never exist.Ever.
>>2832594>>2832626There were skulls of ponys in Luna Eclipsed.
>>2832627where did you mean to link?
>>2832680No.
>>2832626which pony has the cutest, softest most nicest snout
>>2832578>autism
>>2832680suggest FiM and have a pone drawing contest afterwards
>>2832698And thw shadowbolts cutie mark is a pony skull.
>>2832698>aww, how cuteOH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>2832695this is critical.
>>2832650This is the biggest issue with MLPG after moving to /mlp/. Once /mlp/ was made, there was really no point in having these threads, but we kept them to preserve the MLPG culture we had formed.The unintentional backlash from this was the perceived purpose of MLPG shifted. It went from a thread revolving around the show, to much more of a "thing", and with that came people trying to defend the "thing".
>>2832680If they're young enough, I'd say sure.
>>2832707Braeburn.
>>2832696>>commissioning anything from 0r0ch1How does that faggot have so much money? Why do furries and bronies have that much money?
>>2832691ShhhhhJust feel the magic.
>>2832680Oh can you have them watcha few episodes and then ask them the same things we argue about?Like favorite pony/episode, least favorite etc. Will be interesting to see varianceWait these are like young kids right?
>>2832680Given that you're using the 'last day' as a free cartoon watching day, they're probably young enough for it, but expect the boys to complain.
>>2832578>complains about life and atmosphere>doesn't note the much more obvious issue of gravity
>>2832680>two daysmarathon all of ATLA
>>2832331They've been in scenes together a couple times.
>>2832721We could have spread out and claimed this whole board for ours. Instead we sat here, and let the piss spill in.
>>2832696>Nanaki not learning his lesson that 0r0 is an overpriced scuzzbucket
>>2832680This >>2832695 is pretty much necessary.
>>2832697>Your waifu will never be real>You will never hug a pony>You will never smell celestia's farts
>>2832674>implying I'm trying to be funnyActually I'm trying to remind them that this isn't a place to complain about how life is going shit for you, but apparently you're okay with turning MLPG into some shitty circlejerk where we whine about how terrible our lives are.
>>2832725He's quick and consistent, relatively cheapI don't understand either, but it works like that
>>2832729>ask them the same thing we argue aboutWhich pony has the fartiest butt?
>>2832746>Implying that would have worked
>>2832725Furries will always have just enough money to pay for their favorite fetish.Even if you don't like furry shit, it's a very, VERY profitable business.
>>2832760Feels superbad, man.
>>2832746>Hurr hurr we shall assimilate them we are strongestDo you have any idea how idiotic you people sound when you throw out that idea?
>>2832769how do you know?
>>2832767Twilight. Dont make me repost Twilight unwashed.
>>2832747Didn't you know, anon? In furryland, commissioning the overpriced artists is a status symbol, like buying a Rolex watch or a Lamborghini. It means you're "someone" in the community.AKA furries are fucking retarded.
>>2832779Trying is better than not trying
>>2832606I believe they are a part of this universe, set there to remind you that you are nothing. That you are so useless as human being that you have no right to waste precious oxygen and space and food.
>>2832760Solar winds
>>2832784Different guy, but have you seen the rest of the fandom? Do you know how crazy those people are?
>>2832764Ignoring > Complaining
>>2832725I wouldn't care except I remember Nanaki bitching when 0r0 screwed him on a sketch commission by modifying his request, so why would he go back to that well? Doesn't 0r0 hate him anyway?
>>2832747>overpricedHe does good work
Need suggestions for episodes. >>28326958-9. The actual show demographic. But FiM is only on Treehouse in Canada, so I suspect none of them have ever seen it.>>2832689My fear is that the parents will find the porn and freak out or something. >>2832729>Alright kids. Who do you think is Best Pony?That'd be hilarious.>>2832736>Given that you're using the 'last day' as a free cartoon watching day, they're probably young enough for it, but expect the boys to complain.Noted. I would like to get Batman: Brave and The Bold too. That might be too violent. I'd have to screen that with the teacher. A few eps of each would be nice. It's kind of dumb how safe we have to play it.
>>2832771Hey guys, I'll give a human these hug fucking eyes, a giant nose fused with their upper lip and a small as fuck lower jaw, then throw on some flaps of skin called "ears" that don't even make sense considering the general anatomy of creatures with large craniumsAlso they have a silly skin color that doesn't really look like fur-pony furry artists that don't know that they're drawing goblins
>>2832747He's even commissioned his friends' OCs.
>>2832798leik dis if you cry evryteim
>>2832805freshly baked breaddark chocolatechocolate croissants
...
>>2832791Is it the same in Bronyland?Is that why Carnifex is so expensive?
>>2832798Please stop that, you can wallow but please stop trying to infect others with your depression.Also, please seek help, I worry about you
>>2832785Anon who wrote that herepls don'tplsI don't want it to be used as a weapon against those without fart fetishes. I want it to be used as a gift to those who do have a fart fetish.
>>2832769At peak times (ESPECIALLY during the season) MLPG accounted for >50% of board traffic. It's definitely possible, and with a hostile enough atmosphere for anything 'brony', we could have, in another lifetime, controlled /mlp/ as a whole.Think about it.No FPG.No /b/read.No tulpa threads.All pone, all the time.My god, it would have been beautiful.
>>2832785Would you put up with Twilight's horrible night toots?
>>2832812Family Appreciation Day.
>>2832812>8-9. The actual show demographic. But FiM is only on Treehouse in Canada, so I suspect none of them have ever seen it.Do it.>My fear is that the parents will find the porn and freak out or something. Is that really a problem? Is not like you´re a porn artist.
>>2832824REV UP THOSE HORSES
>>2832785It's been posted three times in this thread already.
>>2832823These things all make me laugh now whenever I hear them.
>>2832823Double teamed by the two princesses on either side of you.You smell like a bakery for a week.
>>2832826Yes.Also nanaki has been doing this for years. His unending flow of cash and the fact that he's commissioned shit of his character from almost every artist ever is the only reason anybody even knows his name.
>>2832835the /b/read still probably would exist
>>2832835We've made our mark on /mlp/, and we're still making it. And yes, it's made its mark on us.
>>2832812Considering how old they are one of the more action-y episodes might work best.Maybe... Lesson Zero?Plenty of action, and plenty of humor that kids can easily pick up on.
>>2832835You really are stupid.
>>2832812How many episodes would you show them? like 2 or 3?I vote for one where they get to know all the ponies first, maybe Applebuck season or even the pilot. Then move into favorites people are suggesting. Winter Wrap Up maybe?
>>2832835>no /b/readImpossible and you know this
>>2832836No. I'd make her sleep on the fucking floor of the other room.
>>2832812Yeah, that's a good call. Something for both, and there won't be much room to complain. Hell, they might even pay attention. Might also consider something like Adventure Time.Anyway, as far as episodes go, you know the good ones as well as any of us. Probably not the two-parters, prrrobably not a CMC ep.
>>2832812>8-9. The actual show demographic.Do it. show something like Return of Harmony or something with all the ponies. Then ask who's the best ponyTell us what happens
>>2832826http://hahagoodjob.tumblr.com/post/25966661382
>>2832812A Dog and Pony Show, Winter Wrap Up
New horse>>2832888>>2832888>>2832888>>2832888
>>2832882Ticket master has all the ponies
>>2832880I, for one, wish to one day leave the metro, and return to the surface.You can stay and rot here if you want.
>>2832876seconding this
>>2832835>and with a hostile enough atmosphere for anything 'brony'So what you're basically suggesting is that we go FULL AUTISM and pathetically 'troll' everyone in to leaving a public website?
>>2832892>prrrobably not a CMC ep.fuck youPVC.
>>2832835We've been over this a billion apple timesWe don't even have enough content in this one thread to keep it going with quality discussion most of the time. Can you imagine diluting even when we are having fun across a whole board?there wouldn't BE any fun.There's only so much show.
>>2832864>local pastry shop has fallen on hard times>the princesses take pity on them>they press their asses against the shop's ventilation system and bear down>the overwhelming aroma of delicious chocolatey baked goods brings in customers by the trainload
>>2832835There isn't enough people here to do a whole board worth of shit. Just because we post more doesn't mean we have the greater number of participants. People from /b/ and other places probably outnumber us by far. Especially when /mlp/ was first created and before some of them joined us.
>>2832835>The actual pone threads would be dragged out by circlejerking over various pone related aspects like Drawfags and farts.>This leads to even more separatism among us.Things are ok. At least during night they are. Day time MLPG is still worst MLPG as it always was. Morning is still good.
>>2832892>No CMC epThought kids would have liked that one. Shows what I know about kids.>>2832902>>2832876I'd go with these then.
>>2832903Oh wow.
>>2832923gaze long into the abyss...
>>2832864Spend the night in bed with both PrincessesSleep under the covers facing the opposite direction, their rumps mashed up against either side of your faceEight hour royal dutch oven
>>2832923No, I mean in the same way we trample redditors by responding with muted contempt for anything that reeks of reddit.
>>2832917Like I said, you are a retard and you can leave if you want to.
>>2832929This All we can do is to let them come to us. A few extra posters, as long as they aren't retarded won't make the threads worse
How do you fight off the depression and hate anons and actually have fun drawing? I had fun once, until everyone told me I was so horrible I started to believe it.
>>2832961LOL EPIC RAIDING XD
>>2832978You´re too weak for this place. Plain and easy.
>do that thing where you wake up and fall right back asleep into a dream a few times in a row>all dreams are random and unrelated>every dream ends with a smash cut to credits and that ending song from MLPweird morning
>>2832978Get out Kloudmutt.
>>2832978draw for some other place. We dont deserve any artists.
>>2832838>Family Appreciation Day.You're like the anti-me Sentenal. I hated that ep.
>>2832984There, you've almost got it.
>>2833050So edgy.
>>2833008I did something like that once. I missed the the school bus five times in a row that day, but only one of them was a real bus.
OH FUCK MAH BALLShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dmLbfCxdM&feature=g-u-u
>>2833008Huh. How odd.Last time I did that, I dreamed I broke a big hunk out of my right clavicle, and then fucked up and the whole thing came out when I was trying to fix it.
>>2833085>pone will never fuck your balls
>>2833064I mean literally responding to tulpa, fluffypone and OC posts exactly how you just responded to me.
>>2833049I thought it was well written, and would get across to kids with it's message of family. I try to put myself in a kids shoes and see what n episode would be like to me.Myself, all the episodes are neat, but a child's mind is very different. He or she is looking for very different things, both consciously and unconsciously. I think Luna Eclipsed for example would lose some kids with it's uneven pacing and not so clear meaning. That's just me though.
