Old Thread>>2823629Question time! When it comes to meat-like products in the land of Equestria, do you guys think they are made from veggies, tofu, or what? How popular do you think they are in the pony food market and would any of the main characters buy them?
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>>2826576
>rape
rarity loves the feel of long smooth meatshafts going down her throatif you know what I mean
Would you let yourself dominated by a pony, in a tender and loving fashion?
>>2826576IN THE HOUSE, GET BUSY
>>2826576>>>2826596unf
Better question: why do the ponys hold Pigs? They give no milk like cows, or eggs like chikens. All they are good for is meat and leather. so, do they slaughter and eat them or what?
>>2826570I hope the ponies eat meat.I don't know why, i just like it.I know they'll probably never explicitly mention meat, but when they do things like show pony canines or AJ about to eat a ham sandwich it makes me happy.
>>2826611Pigs will also eat most garbage
>>2826593She really likes snakes.
>>2826611Truffles.
>>2826570They are made of veggie55
>>2826611getting rid of bodies.
What did you guys think of slut.mov?
>>2826620Man, who doesn't like snakes
>>2826616But for that purpose i dont have a stable full of them.
>>28266272/10 would not rewatch or recommend to anyone
>>2826627I dont watch that shit.
>>2826611I heard something about using them to search for truffles.
>>2826627Dress.mov? But it was made like 8 months ago
>>2826625>>2826622>>2826616All right answers.
Oh, sure, "meat-like."I'm absolutely certain that Celestia doesn't hold lavish banquets with exotic delicacies of all kinds of sweetbreads and such.That would just be out of the realm of possiblity, like having a cake addiction.
>>2826605Negative.I would dominate pone.
I don't know why people were down on LZ because of Twilight's crazy faces. She did it all the time before.
>>2826640Nope, they eat meat.
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
>>2826627More like rape_culture.mov
>>2826605Yes, that is my dream.
>>2826659>>>/mu/
>>2826639You're so fucking clever
>>2826628Do you think she could see herself as one of these girls, licking that sleek scaly snake body?
>>2826596I don't like rape.
>>2826691No one should like rape.
>>2826659Would you play this song on Luna's execution?
>>2826691Yes you do.
>>2826702Is she ok?
>>2826714Of course she is, it'll grow back.
>>2826703No, I don't.
>>2826659Yummy yummy yummy te lo voy a decir y espero que te gustará
>>2826714It's old Luna. She's dead.
Rarity hats America, Rarity hats freedom, Rarity is worst pone.
>>2826702>season 2 Luna killed Season 1 fanwank.png
>>2826714Depends. Are you willing to give part of yourself to revive Luna?
>>2826680yes.
>Walk through the city>Some mounted police just minding their business, eating ice cream in the sun>Lots of people>Get pushed close to the horses>Get to actually smell a horse>mfw this is what my waifu would smell like
>>2826720Thank god.
>>2826699And yet it's one of the most common paraphilias.
>>2826720It's my headcanon too.
>>2826737>radioactive turd
>>2826737Did you get a boner?
>>2826735>avatar:tla_season_1_finale.png
>>2826737Why in the world would you think that? Pones aren't horses, Anon.
>>2826741Humans are born evil.
HAAHAHAHAHA
>>2826570They wouldn't call them hot dogs if they weren't made of meat.
>>2826738>>2826752It's either a very Promethean punishment, something she does for fun occasionally, or an execution for her crimes that won't be repeated.
>>2826737But that's wrong.These are intelligent pastel colored cartoon ponies.They practice good hygiene.
>>2826765But humans are the ones who set the standards for good and evil.
>>2826612>horses eating meatGet out of here, clanner scum.
>>2826699I disagree.
>>2826737They don't smell that badIt's worse at actual farms where the stench of shit is everywhere
>>2826731HAHAHAHA
>>2826783Humans can't improve...
I'm trying to stop drawing with my wrist but anytime i try to move my whole arm my pen just goes fucking everywhere. I can't make my hand move along the shapes I see in my head.What do?
>>2826765Mankind is beyond those silly superstitions.Besides, it's the universe who's evil. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>2826737I think I saw on tv once that their farts don't smell at all.
>>2826786
>>2826804It is fact.We are lost and nothing can save us.Everything will be only worse.
Who will be the King and Queen of the class dance?
>>2826786But didn't Hercules fought man-eating horses before?
>>2826799"what is better, being born good or overcoming your nature" -Parthunax.
>>2826818noplease, stopit's so hideous
>>2826779>something she does for fun occasionallyThis is my favorite one.Because boners
>>2826824Ink guy and Scootaloo
>>2826824They'll elect Rumble as king because he's so pretty.They'll elect Twist as queen as a cruel, cruel joke
How do I get people to follow me on tumblr
>>2826755
>>2826824Rumble because he is the best colt and all the fillies becuase he is alpha.
We should mafia horse
>>2826824Pip and Twist
>>2826834Me too.
>>2826829That dragon is always bro. I never like those people that claim to be the "Blades". The last one die when he went back to try to reclaim High Ruler Temple.
>>2826848I'll follow you on tumblr
>>2826848 you don't, your too much of a faggot
>>2826786>IS in charge of coming up with omnimech names
>>2826851>Rumble>Alpha>Implying he's not gayer than Featherweight
>>2826856Oh hey, Mito is here.
>>2826824I've never noticed how small pipsqueak was
>>2826848Draw ponies cutting them selves.
>>2826823Remember, evil is good and good is evil.
>>2826848You post here about it so people ask you what your tumblr is and say that they'll follow you out of pity
>>2826823Well ain't you just a gloomy gus.
>>2826863ur a retart fagot
>>2826848Draw porn or be as edgy as possible.
>>2826829Born good.
>>2826800Learn proper muscle control.
>>2826865>fanon
>>2826850
>>2826865I bet he can pull off crossdressing like a champ.
>>2826886I don't know how to do that.
>>2826887Rumble being someone is fanon too.
>>2826858yeah, I didn't kill him because fuck the blades and their ignorant judgements upon dragonkind. thank god for console commands
>>2826865He is part of the hurricane team unlike the other shit tier colts.
>>2826848Suck Mic The Microphone and lil Miss Jay's dicks.
>>2826824Rumble would be the Ruler and the rest would be peasants.He might select some fillies and/or colts to be his harem.
>decide to read the EQD comments on party.mov>people are calling it the best in the series
>>2826882God damn.I hate not being able to make jokes because people would take it seriously, and even if they didn't it would still stir shit.People need to learn to chill out.
>>2826899What?
>>2826908Pedo pls go
>>2826909Nobody died.
>>2826824Aww, that is missing bowling pone Jr.
>>2826916He's a poor character, if you want to call him like that. He didn't do shit in the episode and his voice is gay.
Banned.I want all of you out, right now!
>>2826881>edgy2cubist4me
>>2826912make the joke, I don't give a shit. Its fucking 4chan.
Which pony would you make sweet electricity with?
>>2826899>implying
I need picturespictures of the marker pone
>>2826848>Tfw tumblr user>Tfw blogging about nothing but angsty retarded shit and ponies>Mfw 98 followers
Fucking miltaryfags make so interesting discussions but when the morality of their jobs is questioned they remove themselves from the conversation as if they were misunderstood defenders of the innocent.Can't we talk about awesome planes that blow up stuff and pull unnatural feats without pretending that their superpowers are used for good?
>>2826881rate my edginessam i cool?
>>2826931Oh. Okay.
>>2826941
>>2826902Damn straight. Those guys cannot even follow their simple duty of the Blade by following the Dragonborn and rather, command YOU. I never get why people sympathize with that crazy cunt and LARPing old man.
>>2826848>tfw beginner draw fag>6-7 followers
>>2826943>tfw draw>tfw only 20 followers
>>28269472edgy4me
what is this
>>2826947damn son that's pretty edgy,
Would you a ________________
>>2826947I don't like you.
>fighting is magic will never be released>that OC fighting game will come out instead
>>2826966WOULD I?!
>>2826931>and his voice is gay.Oh my god, you REALLY believe that is the reason for Rumble to be gay?
>>2826947Yeah that's pretty cool, I like it>>2826955Post your shit and I'll follow you for sure
>>2826946Motherfucker I enlisted so I can kill the enemies of my country. There's no morality, it's just me trying my hardest to kill whomever my country wants dead.Defending the innocent, what a joke.
>>2826955I will follow you.
>>2826966This post made me doubletake.
>tfw made a tumblr to follow GG after he "left">Now following 12 blogs>including a-10writer
>>2826947>that cutie mark that looks like it was drawn with crayons
>>2826970aww yeeee we sadfrog now
>>2826974I never said he was gay, I'm not the guy who compared him with Featherweight
How would you react to being hit on by a male pone with obviously romantic intentions
Which pony likes human dicks the mostWhich pony likes dragon dicks the most
>>2826962loli/jailbait/whatever anime jailbait is of Dash, it seems.
>>2826965/r/ing the ear flick one
>>2826946>>2826979WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN
This will be sure to create >feelsNow you know why Pinkie is fat
>>2826962what
i have seen the worst shit in the world get 1000+ followers. you just have to join the circlejerk.
>>2826992With hatred.
>>2826947I'd feel bad about seeing this if it wasn't so badly drawn
>>2826995RarityRarity
>>2826988No please
>>2826992Y-you too
>>2826992Dick sucking
>>2827004that created 0 feels
>>2827000I thought I didn't save it, but here it is
>>2827014okay
>>2827004
>>2826979>I can kill the enemies of my country.Haven't seen you attacking any corporation moving their factories to China. I must admit though that you are significantly honest though probably not very bright.
Applejack is a very pretty naga
>>2827028>Wanting to get stoned with T-bone>Not Fluttershyshiggy
>>2826995LyraTwilight
>>2826947Why she has a collar when she's bonded in other ways way more effectively?I like those tears. Rest of the image is shit though.
>>2826962Same artist as this.
>>2827028
>>2826983>joined tumblr to follow pony artists>70 tumblrs >too much shit to keep tack off>i just end up visiting bookmark of their tumblr instead to see what is neweither i am using it worng or the fucking tumblr dashboard is awful.
>>2826995TwilightTwilight
>>2826988Cut it out.Ponykart is so detail-driven it's not funny.
>>2827004Hey, the feet aren't just nubs this time, Ross! Good job. And you didn't totally regress on the spork-hands, which is a real surprise.But Mrs. Cakes' arms are still noodle-tendrils rather than actual arms, and her position is best described as a geometric impossibility.Not sub-Liefeld. Still fucking terrible, but not as putrid as what you shat out last night.
>>2827049
SURE DID That >feel of when you are just about to throw up.
>>2826977>>2826981I'll post it later
>>2827004i want to hit you until you stop moving
>>2827044Twilight don't do this to me. You're not real.
>>2827076Why not now? I might go to bed soon
>>2827073With the feel under your chin and the saliva upkeep increasing ten fold?
>>2827004wouldn't that make her want to not eat like a pig later in life
>>2827076hnnnnng
>>2827073
>>2827073Did you stop yourself in the middle of one post to make another
ARE YOU READY FOR BRONYCON?
>>2827076
>>2827092becauseuhyou might not like it ;_; and i dont really want pity follows
>>2827096HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2827004Draw, more regular pone. I like your regular pone.Maybe a adventure time crossover!
>>2827056Enough with the puns. You being a buzzkill for making people worry.
>>2827052I think you must be supposed to check it constantlyI can't be assed, I like my setup.Only Rose updates with any frequency, with GG and a-10writer taking up the almost every other post.When something like Askmlpgenerel or hobopone updates its a treat, and isn't ever buried under pages of shit
>>2826979>it's just me trying my hardest to kill whomever my country wants dead.Why don't you start from this >>2827004 guy?I bet not even the UN would complain.
>>2827099looks like a response to Ross' post
>>2827056>>2827119Another cartoon added to my to-watch list
>>2827107MY weekend away from my computer IS READY
>>2826995Rarity.Twilight.
>>2827073In response to>>2827004
>>2826605Yes. I'd like Rarity to beat me up and have her way with me!
>>2827110It wouldn't have been a pity follow if you had just posted itNow that I know how beta you are it's definitely going to be a pity followSeriously though fucking post is jesus come on anon
>>2827004Why you'll never use your skills for good?Why there are no heroes left in man?
>>2827107I'll probably be watching it with a terrible hangover
>>2826865And that's pretty gay.
>>2827094It would, if it wasn't for Ross writing it
Yo guys what's going on in this thread?
>>2827056>>2827119And suddenly it's like I'm in an RVA thread. Huzzah.
>>2827131Then get on it faggot! thanks to horse I've procrastinated my to-watch list for months.
>>2827139I don't like !it is a silly punctuationNo one really says things like people read !
>>2827035>Not very brightThat's a low blow, anon.
>>2826627There is no SLUT.MOV.
what about this edgi
We cool?
>>2827004http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhNCrHvp3js
>>2827165Exclamation points must be used very sparingly.
>>2827107Just confirmed my hotel and picked up some Ragù.
>>2827035>>2827170>>2826979>>2826946>>2827125
>>2827173mfw couldn't tell if porn or notI like it either way i don't give a fuck
>>2827173Terrible proportions on that Celestia
>>2827163Bye.
>>2827173not edgy enoughalso needs to be more obscure
>>2827186Would you like some fetish discussion instead? I like teats.
>>2827170I am just trying to make him use his head for other purposes than just ramming sandniggers' doors.
>>2827155I'd give an arm and a leg for this.
>>2827195Scootaloo pls go
>>2827186OH BOY, NOW I'M GONNA STOPOh wait no, you're just encouraging me to shitpost more out of spite.
>>2827191I am sure its porn.
>>2827173This... is actually pretty good.Not great or anything, but honestly better than what I would have expected.
>>2827198I'd rather get back to the lovely plane ponies discussion we were having
>>2827173Average fanart.png
>>2827198More topical than /new/ and /k/ bullshit.
>>2827204no
>>2827170Honesty begets honesty, anon.
>>2827205Were you one of those kids who acted more like a brat every time someone called you a brat?
>>2827205Anon-kun, stop pretty please~
>>2827191>he raises her tailProbably porn. Besides, it's how Discord x Celestia would REALLY go.
>>2827200>using the phrase "sand nigger">calling someone stupid>getting dubsreported
>>2827173I kind of like it. At least the concept.
>>2827221Okay, just for you.
>>2827220I think it's called 'spite'
>>2827198Me too. Which pony do you think has the nicest teats?
>>2827215Fine but post butts.
>>2827211I because you cannot make a an episode about plane ponies in one post (and make it close to MLP 4th gen style).
tofu
>>2827186Sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of fuckawesome jet-engines and firing gattlings.
>>2827233
>>2827234>becauseBet, BET. Damn, I need to sleep...
Mafia pone wher
>people complaining about tumblr followers>go to check out my followersHuh, isn't that something?
>>2826947So...tumblr?
>>2827231It's just being petty and immature.If someone says you're being an ass just stop being an ass.
>friend posts the new .mov>second friend comments on it with this: "This was good, not super funny with jokes but they seem to be mostly satire anyway."
>>2827227Oh my fucking god, I lost my shit when I read the last one.I'm not even that anon but I'm still laughing. I don't even know why it was funny.
>>2827236A10pony roaring in the bed lovingly.
>>28272344gen is best gen also regarding fighterjets
>>2827249
>>2826790>Implying a talking intelligent horse wouldn't wash using soap more frequently than a plain old real horse
>>2827236I like that A-10 pony.It needs bigger engines though.
>>2827249some cry
>>2827249Link your tumblr.
>>2827249That is some following you got there.
>>2827249>Conventions are magic!
>>2827206>>2827225But her placement is way off i thinkI love the colour and style and edgyness either way fuck my brony taste i guess>>2827264I didn't imply any of that>>2827268It's in the URL of the screenshot
After you've ponied for so long, ponying on gets harder and harder as time goes onWhat do you do to keep the pony going
>>2827150Hey!Even now there is hope for man
>>2827258It's no laughing matter, proper anons never get dubs
>>2827280The only thing that keeps me going is my reluctance to commit suicide.
>>2827236What do you meanTHATS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED
>>2827279Some people are too lazy to type a url instead of clicking a link
>>2827280Shitpost constantly
>>2826946I entered for money and college and was originally set up for a desk job. Then the big green weenie came around and so I found myself on patrols looking out for hajis and goddamn IEDs.
>>2827295They don't deserve the link then
>>2827296LEL PEPSI XD
>>2827296But that's not nice
so slow
>>2827309>has 133 followers>caring about followers
>>2827232please respond
What the fuck is Dark Equestria>>2736290
>>2827310
>>2827311Well really I just bring up whatever fetish has got me feeling frisky at the moment.
>>2827268>>2827309Oh stop being so mean, Cease.http://loljailbait.tumblr.com/
>>2827249>AB following you>my condolonces
>>2827318hahaha, what?
>>2826731>bandalizing unprotected wikipedia articles>bragging about itScreencap when you steal candy from an infant or something next time...
>>2827249>filenameJB u my bro
>>2827317Don't care.Don't want to know.
>>2827317I'll take a wild guess and say that it's more shit from the shithole
>>2827285I never get any sort of significant number combinations, except one time I posted a link to GG's tumblr and got this.I didn't even notice until i saw it in a backlink
>>2827317Grimdark.
>>2827336but yur so pwetty
>>2827336Why are you doing this
>>2827348Average fanart.png
>>2827317Something extremely brony>>2827348>Pinkie and Twilight;_;
>>2827280I don't have anywhere else to go. Stopped playing vidya, rest of 4chan is shit, rest of the internet is shit.
>>2827318Panka Pa is a very beautiful pony
>>2826992I'm not gay or anything, but it depends on the pone.
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/178/3/7/ahuizotl___snuff_out_the_light_by_unoservix-d553d1c.pngwordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswordswords
>>2827348At least Applejack and Rarity are having fun.
>>2826992We would fuck
>>2827363>>2827360>>2827357What the fuck
Oh gosh I can't wait to smoke all this weed and daydream about Fluttershy
>>2827348wat
>>2827359
>>2827348
>tumblr discussionWhat do you think about having your stuff on.Since every draw stuff?It's like watching a drawfag growing up.
>>2827336>I have seen the end none were spared .png>not even the ticks
>>2827380THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW
>>2827374TL; D FUCKING R
>>2827348>that colouringOh my god what the fuck
All my favorite tumblrs have turned to brony shit
>>2827317I scan the thread and their fics and confirm for grimdark stuff.
>>2827363>>2827360>>28273572spooky
I want to share with you all what I have created, but it would be so much better if I wait till tomorrow.But I want to do it now. God damn it, the wait is kill me.
What do I do if the only song I like by Burial is Archangel?I want to stop having plebe tastes but it's so hard.
>>2827375Forced fun is no fun at all.>tfw she looks like she's crying into AJ's shoulder
>>2827314Is this Thunderlane boxer coming along nicely, do the people who said they were interested even like it? Who should he be knocking out?
>>2827317Some 'alternate universe' version of Equestria where everything is LOL EVIL.Like, Rarity is a pedophile and periodically kidnaps children from Ponyville, blindfolds them and horribly, horribly rapes them, then lets them go, only to kidnap them again a few months later.Also she whores out Sweetie Belle to everyone, including the guards, so she has blackmail and can't get arrested.
Tell me to do something, please.
>>2827422Do it now.
Would you [PARTY] with Pink Pone?
I don't like grimdark stuff.
>>2827412GGs tumblr hasn't turned to brony shit.
>>2827425Listen to another song for starters
>>2827441Yes.
Sometimes, I like to turn off the line layers.And I laugh a little.
>>2827446GG never does anything on his tumblr
>>2827440I want to, believe me. ;_;
>>2827445Lets fuck
>>2827445Sometimes it can be interesting.
ded
>>2827445i dont like it when non-grimdark things get turned grimdark
>>28274353edgy2me
>>2827422Do it.
>>2827458>tfw finally merging lines and color and painting out the lines
>>2827279>I didn't imply any of thatNope, sorry, wrong link. It was the guy you replied to who did that.
>>2827468suddenly... 7posts out of fucking nowhere!
>>2827435That almost sounds like something that would have been thunk up here, really.A little too baselessly grimdark, maybe.I'd like to think it would be either a little tongue in cheek or more obviously fetish based, but you never know.It isn't as retarded as Fluffy ponies at least.
>>2827441No shit.
>>2827450Thanks anon, now I know that Untrue is a good song too!Now what do I do?
>>2827428aww
>>2827461>latest post: 7 hours ago u wot m8
>>2827435Typical fanfic.rtf
>>2827422Why wait?What's so much better about tomorrow?
>>2827438DO A FRONT FLIP!
>>2827441No she has an unhealthy addiction.
>>2827348what the fuck is that thing rd is eating out derpys cunt
>them first few seconds of Gravity FallsAwesome
>>2827477>merging your lines and color>not creating copies of both just in case you fuck uppls no
>>2827445I like grimdark if it's rape
>>2827499smile pls
>>2827497Quest.Last night quest when everyone is in the mood and moment.>>2827499Are those even possible?
>>2827492weaver said he was taking a break from ponies, not whatever else he does.
>>2827485Whoa, one lesson at a time, sport. There will be another day.
Do you like Young Justice?I know a lot of /co/mrades don't, but I like it a lot. It's pretty good at feels.
>>2827504jesus christ I'm fucking stoned and this shit made me laugh for at least a minute
>>2827396I never understood what the fuck is happening in that gif>>2827425You move onBurial isn't even that good imo>>2827478you are forgiven
>>2827515>implying there's anything grim or dark in >rapeprude
>>2827525Meh. At least its better then Teen Titans.
>>2827531he is in space, space is cold, take of helmet and space cold ded
>>2827531Oh gosh then what do I listen to?
>>2827509LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGEOR LACK OF THEM HEHE
>>2827438Play vidya Listen to music Go outsideStart a gardenRide a bookRead a bike
>>2827531He takes his helmet off and his head freezesDid you never watch the magic school bus?
>>2827528but seriouslythey never told me about strands of flesh inside horse cunts in biology lessons
>>2827483I dunno, man... I daresay that fluffy ponies are the single worst thing to come out of /mlp/'s creation.And the best. They're probably a good part of the reason Ponibooru's owner said "fuck it I'm done," overloading their site with greentexts and grimderp, and I'm still laughing at how mad they are that Derpibooru isn't taking any of their shit.
>>2827525>not liking young justiceishiggidy diggidy
>>2827504her cunt flaps
>>2827525I liked it, but HELLO MEGAN kinda got old after the second time around.
>>2827531Arnold is at Pluto with the class, and he's taking off his helmet to make one of the kids go back to earth. Like, "if you don't go back home, I'll die.">threatening suicide to make a pointI miss the cartoons of old.
>>2827548Woah nigger, don't fuck with my brain like that.
>>2827539Is it more fappable though?
>>2827531Did you never watch Magic School Bus?Holy shit Cease_, I am disappointed in you.He's on pluto, he removed his helmet, they showed a little whiny kids head freezing solid to preschoolers on national tv.
>>2827225I bet it's exactly the way Celestia would want it. She rules over Equestria all day. She probably gets off to the idea of Discord beating her up until she's bloody, raping her, then pissing on her unmoving body and leaving her unconscious in a pool of blood and urine.
>>2827556They can stretch THAT much?
I would never rape anyone
>>2827548>Ride a book>Read a bike
>>2827554Young Justice is a piece of shit, man.
>>2827579Worst pony thread
>>2827537When there's brutal torture too it's grimdark
>>2827579IKTF
>>2827548>ride a book
>>2827574...Even though he should have gotten a nice little dose of explosive decompression.
>>2827581
>>2827542>>2827550I actually read that you can be exposed to open space for about a minute without dying.It was a minute or thirty seconds, something like that.
>>2827575>she's secretly enjoing itIt's my fetish too.
Teach me to draw.
>>2827579Neither would I. Romance is the way to go.
>>2827580oh shit my sides
>>2827579not even fictional characters?
>>2827578No, that's why there's blood everywhere.
>>2827232We all know Rarity has the cutest teats.
>>2827593You heard me
>>2827542So it's supposed to be him freezing and dying?That's fucking hilarious>>2827545I don't know just listen to somethingFinding new music is easy as shitHell just say the world and I'll throw something at youSpecify what you already like first though>>2827550I did but I was young as shit and don't remember anything
>>2827579Same here.
FLUTTERSHY PAL
>>2827605Not even fictional characters
>>2827606Oh. Alright, that makes sense.
>>2827620AT THE GALA
>>2827583FUCKYOUAND YOUR WAIFU
>>2827620THIS WON'T CUT IT
>>2827607I don't think we've seen any of the other ponies teats.That's probably because Rarity is SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
>>2827611>Hell just say the world
>>2827600
>>2827629LET'S FINISH OUR HOLIDAY CHEER
>>2827620OTTERS AND SEALS DO NOT FLY
>>2827595It might make sense, if the decompression doesn't kill you immediately, which it might not seeing as there is no pressure difference like in the ocean, a vacuum is actually a pretty good insulator, you probably wouldn't freeze instantly.You'd probably get the bends though.And frostbite.And if something has gone wrong enough for you to be outside in space without a helmet you're almost certainly dead anyway.
>>2827644OINK OINK OINK
>>2827644I CAN FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, MY FRIEEEEEEEEEND
>>2827610I ain't heared shit.
>>2827634There are plenty of teat pictures, that one is just the best.
>>2827647THE WONDERBOLTS WILL SEE ME RIGHT HERE AT THE GALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2827611He gets better because his science teacher is magicalshit why has nothing ever been done with Ms. Frizzle and Cheerilee?
Requesting pinkie in this pose with the same stuff on.
>>2827640Excellent.
>>2827624>>2827624But... everyone in fiction secretely voves >rape. Some even preffer it over consensual sex because it will make their friends more supportive towards her/him and won't blame her/him for being a slut.
>>2827620I enjoyed all the bonding the pegusi got in S2.
>How can you drink that protein powder? It’s so artificial. >Hey if I do curls with 15lb dumbbells will I look like you? Why not? >You eat too many eggs, you’ll get blood poisoning. >I don’t want to get bulky like those olympic girls. >But… that kind of food tastes horrible. >I don’t have time to workout.>Just drink (alcohol) SOMETIMES, it won’t kill you. You are so uptight.>Eating like that all the time is bad for you, you should eat some junk food every day to “keep your metabolism guessing”>Glutamine/Creatine/Whey/[insert supplement here] is a steroid instead you should [insert broscience]>you shouldn’t eat that much proteinafter checking the nutrition of something my mother bought for me>what it’s not good enough for you?>friend cooks me dinner of pasta in really fatty looking butter cheese sauce shit i really want no part of.>complains when i wont eat it.Holy fuck people are retarded when it comes to basic nutrition.
>>2827673Best duo.
>>2827665>>2827611>>2827542>>2827531>>2827574You now realize that Ms. Frizzle was voiced by Lily Tomlin.
CALL UPON THE SEA PONIES
>>2827673meanwhile best pone got stuck with worst pone
>>2827682all i eat is junk food
>>2827682personal blag time
Don't give up.Draw!
>>2827682>Friend cooks you dinner>you refuse to eat itSee, I don't give a shit if you're a /fit/freak, that's just plain rude.
>>2827545brokenCYDEwhich pone would be a fan of brokenCYDE?
>>2827702do you even lift?
>>2827699They never interacted.
>>2827706But what if I never started and never wanted to start? Shit, I've got important things to do, man.
>>2827711n-nno
>>2827665>Ms. Frizzle and CheerileeWe have a bunch of drawfags online I bet they'd do itAnd I fucking need more of police pone her zebra colleague>>2827710Rainbow fucking Dash
>>2827711Delicious child-bearing hips!
>>2827699But Bird in the Hoof was season 1.Twilight being worst pone of course.
>>2827706Later..Maybe..
sometimes I wonder if I could somehow be more productive with my time.
>>2827711That looks unhealthy
>>2827712aj and fs?
>>2827711>those hips
>>2827711Looks funny.
>>2827706im so tired thoughi still cant sleep
>>2827723>childbearing hips>on a manARE YOU ONE OF THOSE MPREG FUCKERS?
>>2827685I beg to differ.Shame they didn't get too much screentime together though...
>>2827737I assume he is talking about Rarity and Ponkie.
>>2827724>Twilight>Worst
>>2827702Hey, maybe you can be like Jay and eat so poorly you start bleeding out your ass.
>>2827728Only you can make yourself get good.
>>2827733Back that ass up.
>>2827719I remember someone ACTUALLY draw Cheerilee as Ms. Frizzle. Dammit, I cannot find it.>>2827733Is that who I think it is?
>>2827667sorry I can't do much with paint + mouse
>>2827745>Best duo>0 interactions
>>2827733I don't know how to feel about this.
>>2827723>>2827743>>2827739>>2827740Those aren't his hips - those are his thighs.
>>2827711Why do these hips look like a girl's?
>>2827723>>2827739>HipsNigga those are quads
>>2827742Draw.
>>2827747But thats objectivly wrong, so i was thinking of who he could have ment
>>2827682Sounds like you're a dick...also..>2012>caring about what they eat
>>2827752wahtWHATOH GOD HELP WHAT HAPPENED
>>2827757I think it was one of art-anons early things maybe?
>>2827755fucking jap baseball mascots have turned me into a furry
>>2827762>picture of them interacting>0 interactions
>>2827733Oh hey, it's that thing that keeps getting posted in /v/.
>>2827752>eat so poorly you start bleeding out your assahahahahawhat?
Needs more chubby horses
>>2827762>0 interactions>responding to a gif of them interacting
>>2827430Are there any noteworthy colts?
>>2827751>Aspiehorn>anything but worst
>>2827784They talk a couple of times nothing more.
>>28276943edgy5me
>>2827798But that's not her brother
>>2827682>friend cooks me dinner of pasta in really fatty looking butter cheese sauce shit i really want no part of.>complains when i wont eat it.You're an asshole.
>>2827752I think the most amusing thing about the whole deal was that not even that explanation was a real diagnosis.>Bleeds out of ass>OH NOES ASS CANCER BETTER FREAK OUT>Friend tells him that it's his diet>Oh I guess that makes sense, yeah sureMy theory is anal fissure. He eats terribly, this causes great discomfort in his bowels, and so while straining on the toilet he ripped his anus.
>>2827798>purpleautism>worst
>>2827711That's some Chun-li shit right there.
>>2827807That's a parody of an actual painting though
>>2827805>go on an adventure to dragon land together>talking a couple of times
guys do i really have to eat veggiesi don't want to
>>2827798>Not knowing that Rainbow Cunt and Futterboring are the worst
>>2827777sick quads bro xD
>>2827757>>2827779Didn't find Cheerilee, but I did find this.
>>2827824Grow a pair and eat your greens.
>>2827777make that you... My fingers move in mysterious ways tonight...
>>2827813I think he ripped it using one of his dragon dildos.I also like how he makes a post about how he's going to eat healthy and shit like that from now on. Then the post after is about him going to get mountain dew.
>>2827827>Pegasi>worst anything
>>2827798>Not liking cutest, smartest, all-around best pony
>>2827820I didn't know that. Care to post thing it's supposed to make fun of?
>>2827837butthey're gross
>>2827694I don't like that pic.
>>2827758Better than nothing. Thanks <3
>>2827785/v/ is obsessed with pones.
>>2827847grow up fatty
>>2827841>Any pegasi>Good
>>2827842But I do like cutest, smartest, all-around best pony.And she ain't Twilight.
>>2827824They're good and good for you, anon. You don't want to grow up to be a manlet, do you?
>>2827845I can't remember what it's calledI'm sure SOMEONE in here knows it though>>2827851>not liking that pic
>>2827847What the fuck did you just say about veggies?
>>2827841The only good pegasi is Spitfire
>spend all day playing Lol and swimming in piss>Too lazy to find the general or even google the locator.I missed you guys
>>2827820Indeed it is
>>2827794There's Rumble but he's a bit too small for the other one.I thought maybe Big Mac?
>>2827870>uselessfire>good
>>2827861It is shit.
>>2827881You are shit
>>2827861>>2827845>not knowing your deuterocanonical textstut tut>>2827873
>>2827859Yeah well, PINKIE DISAGREES WITH YOU
>>2827877Use Caramel!
>>2827877sure.
>>2827879Get fucked, Sentenal
39432E7unf
>>2827847>Not eating a delicious salad with sliced cucumber, avocados, cherry tomatoes and bits of carrot, adding lemon juice to itI laugh at you
[spoliers]fart[/spoilers[
>>2827886Fuck off Cease.
>>2827877actually you remeber that roid looking white pegasus, aka BUFF HARDCHEST?you could have him being knocked the fuck out also
>>2827896I'm not following that.
>>2827852>la pommeThat's more clever than I'd expect from you guys.
Pepsi.
>>2827906Oh it's just a bit of bestiality
>>2827879>implying
>>2827903That's a good idea!
>>2827894thats wrong but at least it wasnt called Ross
>>2827903Smash Ramrod.
>>2827925Rose, pls go.
>>2827896Weird I don't usually see black women doing beastiality.
>>2827911Yes, well, it might have been funnier if the whole thing had bee in French.
Is it me or does Thunderlane look like he would be ex-military?
>>2827898>>>/ponychan/
>>2827896I want to see more dudes jacking off horses.
>>2827920>impaling
>>2827897>not eating a delicious salad with sliced cucumber, diced lettuce, bell peppers, chicken, cashew nuts, cheese, paprika and lemon juiceI laugh at you!
>>2827911its multiple levels of cleverlike people always call that picture of descartes isaac newton who is known for that shitty apple storybut like it's applejack
I don't even remember what I'm doing here.
All this talk about fitness and eating habits...I eat whatever I want with the philosophy that fat, sugar and salt tastes good. I never work out and rarely even get out of the house.I'm still almost underweight and somehow have fucking abs. I have no idea where they come from..
>>2827931But anon that isn't bestiality.
>>2827948You´re squeaking motherfucker.
SoooooooI'm always afraid to ask this, but what's going on in this thread?
>>2827948posting yellowpink
>>2827953Genetics, much like talent.
>>2827939EX MILITARY YOU SAY
>>2827957>SQUEAK SQUEAK MOTHERFUCKER
>>2827948I am hiding in the shadows.
>>2827953Well excuse me, not every one of us is a demigod
>>2827971
>>2827944I hardly ever buy any of that, I'll make sure to give it a try.>but not the bell peppers, that shit's gross
>>2827979NO U
>In a class I’m taking to get my “cultural diversity” gen ed requirement out of the way>It’s a class on discrimination>Spend most of it talking about the usual race/class/gender discrimination>Believe it or not the class wasn’t “straight white men are the devil let’s all hate them” and was actually interesting>nearing the end of the term>Class is almost over>Shamu raises it’s flipper>”When are we going to go over size discrimination?”>teacher tells her it’s not part of his curriculum for the class>She starts bitching>teacher says that next week is dead week and one of the days he didn’t have anything planned so if she wants he’ll let her talk about it>she shows up with some fucking postboards and slides and shit>spends most of the time showing images from the internet “showing the horrors of size discrimination” (the “go be fat somewhere else picture”) >Says it’s a lot like racial discrimination>Someone brings up the point that “you are fat because of your own actions, but you can’t help being born black”and then, here is the kicker>”I exercised twice a week and ate healthy for years but I still managed to gain weight. Fat is a genetic thing just like race and you can’t help how you are born.”
>>2827979hurrdurr
>>2827987>Have trouble containing my rage>Go up after the class to ask her about her diet and exercise routine>She used to talk brisk 10 minute walks around campus every once in a while and she replace soda with diet soda in her diet>This is what fat people consider exercise and diet
>>2827960We're fucking around and one guy is desperately trying to talk about ponies
>>2827960Posting Pony
>>2827979and you trip on /mu/
>>2827897>>2827944>not eating a delicious salad with cool ranch doritos, bacon bits, mayonnaise, chicken in a biskit, salami, and cheez whiz
>>2827953I was like that once, until I turned 18. Then I suddenly started gaining weight. I still don't exercise, but I brought my eating habits under control and now I'm forced to wear women's small sizes to find clothes that fit. ;_;
>>2827995hahaAHAHAbullshit?
>>2827984>>2827989
>>2828004Unfortunately probably not.
>>2827995Oh god are you even serious
>>2827979>not 3/4nigga
>>2827998No.
>>2827998Why
>>2827987fat people that think its not their fault they are fat are the worst kind of people
>>2827987>”I exercised twice a week and ate healthy for years but I still managed to gain weight.
>>2828010My sides are in outerspace
>>2828010>Implying we ever calm down when leth shows up.
>>2828005>mean girlsUnf
>>2828005oh manthat would be the coolest thingI don't even listen to Radiohead that much but Thom and the gang seem like pretty bro peopl
>>2827987>no diversity liberal bullshit in my countryFeels good man.
>>2828005>"Has a teacher ever tried to sell you marijuana, or ecstasy tablets?">"What are marijuana tablets?"That whole movie is great, you're not a complete monster Cease
What happened to Cease? Did his brain melt?
>>2828005What are we going shopping for?
>live in ghetto>go to supermarket>walk around picking out stuff>see these pop tart things and think “oh my kids might like these..”>from the side i see a small gremlin thing walking up to me>OHMYGOD ITS HUMAN>a little 8 year old boy thats about to explode is staring at me(he looks THAT bloated)>At first i think ‘is he lost?’>Then i hear “WHERE YOU WENT”>the boy turns around and i see its creator>SHANIQUA THE HUT comes sliding in the aisle, i feel like my life isnt real, im in a movie.>the boy points to the pop tart things >Shaniqua smiles, the top layer of my skin dries up>”Oh what a good boy, those have real fruit so healthy! Get some boxes!”>he takes a strawberry one>”get some chocolate ones, they have more vitamins!”>WAT>he takes three boxes of the smore ones and they walk/slither away>im scared for the boy and and im scared of what i just witnessed.>fuck pop tarts, i will never feed those to anyone
>>2828019>>2827998The worst thing about those is how their heads remind of those pretty show ponies and how they contrast so hard with the rest of the "body" on the drawing.
Isn't My Little Pony for little girls?
>>2827977It's ok anon. I'm still ugly as fuck because I'm thin as a pole, except for my shoulders that are fucking huge.
>>2828041Yeah, he ponied too hard for too long, and the lifestyle caught up with him
>>2828001>cool ranch doritos>mayo>salami>cheez>salad
>>2828050You're not forgetting anything?
>>2828005Aw yeah shopping with the Radioheads
>>2828050You'll never replace him, anon>>2828045fat people threads on /fit/ are one of my favorite things on the board
>My Little Personal Blog and Copypasta General
>>2828047Don't look
>>2828044a friggin wall of sints
>>2828063Nothing worth remembering.
>>2828074How was your day anyway, anon?
POST YOUR LAST.FM TASTESBlink-182, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Modest Mouse, The Antlers, Daft Punk, Neutral Milk Hotel, Weezer, Green Day, Sum 41, Gorillaz, The Offspring, Bowling For Soup, Wilco, Taking Back Sunday, Phoenix, Blur, Radiohead, Transplants, Box Car Racer, deadmau5, Four Year Strong, Wild Beasts, Angels & Airwaves, Fleet Foxes, Skrillex, Other Lives, Spiritualized, Massive Attack, OutKast, Sonic Youth, Beck, Aphex Twin, Nirvana, Morcheeba, Venetian Snares, Eagles, Frank Zappa, Telefon Tel Aviv, Less Than Jake, Foo Fighters, Audioslave, Groove Armada, Jimmy Eat World, MxPx, New Found Glory, The Chemical Brothers, Fenix TX, SR-71, Anti-flag, The Starting Line,
>>2828045>the top layer of my skin dries upI fucking laughed.
>>2828085I think you're on the wrong board.>>>/mu/
>>2828084Boring, I jus-HEYWAITAMINUTE
>>2828079
>>2828045I like the Smores poptarts and I don't even have a second chin.
>>2827979>4/4oh shit what kind of plebian nigger are you
WE BREAD NOW
>>2828079It's not that horrible or my screen is just too dark?
>>2828075Is that tail made of fart gas?
>>2828085No. I refuse to participate in the further destruction of the general.Post cute pony.
>>2828085You have shit taste.
>>2828104>/b/ raids MLPG>no one notices
>>2828104First we all need trips
>>2828113on it
>>2827998>drawfags who can draw make shit like this>wasting talent>1442
>>2828104Your new is showing.
>>2828113FINE JEEZ
>>2828085No sir.
>>2828079This isn't even that badWorst thing about it is the anatomy>those front legs>>2828085Nice try motherfucker>>2828100Here let me make up for ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA5h68e3rOU
>>2828121Literally everything is on there
>>2828131Your bread is showing.
>>2828113Fine.
>>2828113that oughta do it
>>2828128I wonder if it's a fetish I don't know, comissions or trolling MLP fans done by someone with 3 digit IQ.
>>2828100Everyone knows 1/1 is the superior time signature.
>>2828074>coke pone crossed outDamnit, anon.
Posting certified best background pony
>>2828148>Screaming "bread" at something that happens a lot in these threads, and has for the last eternity
>>2828141>breakfast>fishno thank you
>>2828127>AJ with a halo
>>2828158It must be the artist's stuff.
>>2828159>not 149/123
>>2828166WHY
>>2828104We have been for the last three months.
>>2828166What are those anyway? Zits?
>>2828164Lyra doesn't have the ass to be the best background pony.
>>2828166>click it>as it loads I get a glimpse of itNOT TODAY
>>2828171get fuckedI eat fish and oatmeal almost every morning
>>2828188the only time i envy your slow internet
>having a wank>housemate knocks on my door>tell him to fuck off as I'm having a wank>he asks what I'm watching>tell him it's a teen penetrating her arse with a black dildo the size of my arm>he asks if the woman has red hair>tells me he's seen it>tells me it's shit>boner lost
>>2828192fish is not a breakfast food
>>2828192>Oatmeal>Fish oil pill>Multivitamin>Glass of milk>2 eggs>Wheat toast with olive oilErryday
>>2828209Poached salmon is excellent at breakfast.And if you're in New Orleans I recommend Eggs St. Charles.
>>2828203/b/read plz go
>>2828198>see this on /co/I should get to draw now.>>2828203I don't know that feel anon.I don't watch porn.
>>2828209How is it not?Keeps you feeling nice and full for hours.
>>2828212>having enough time in the morning to do cook oatmeal and eggs
>>2828220>Something I dont like>I should spam "/b/read" at it
/ck/ pls never leave.
>>2828227>Not making enough oatmeal and hardboiled eggs every sunday night to last the weekDo you even /fit/?
>>2828224that's a funny way of spelling "wheat" or "rice"
>>2828192>not eating yoghurt with granola and crackers with honey for breakfast
>>2828227When you've got a lot of energy, it's easy to get up early and do that sort of thing, even before work.I remember when I used to have energy. It was before pony.
>>2828235Not having steak for breakfast
Which pony would have the healthiest diet?
>>2828239Derpy is a very cute pony.
>>2828249Twilight
>>2828227>not getting up early to make sure you get good nutritionthat said, cooking oatmeal and eggs takes less time than you spend actually eating the food.
>>2828230>posting about his daily life>haha ponypicture makes it ok>not /b/read
>>2828237oh god yoghurt and granola is so good
>>2828249Rareone
>>2828249Rainbow Dash or Twilight
>>2828139>"Oh my godness, a live video from nuito, one of my most unknowed bands, totally worth it, thank you!"
>>2828249Rurity or Applejack.
Keep iti n one thread horsefuckers!
>>2828257I get good nutrition, I just don't feel like getting up at 5am every day to make eggs and oatmeal
>>2828260>Wanting to endlessly discuss the show without new content>>>/6 year old girl/
>Have to give an oral report with my comp sci project>Just about to present, trying to psych myself up by whispering "I'm fuckin' Zyzz, bruh.">I'm on, stand up and start sweating under the light of the projector, I'm in front of the screen>"I-I'm f-fuckin' Zyzz, bruh.">Everyone exchanging look, muttering quietly>My teacher asks me to repeat myself>Try to be alpha and tell him off, throw my notecards at him>the spaghetti is flowing from my pockets now>One of my classmates things I said "I'm fucking zebras.">Panic and click the slide button too many times, somehow exit out and open my zecora porn folder>Openly hyperventilating, I climb up on the podium, reaching to rip down the projector>My pants fall down from the weight of all the pasta in my yellow skinny jeans as my AC/DC belt bursts off my stomach>Fall off the podium and land on the front row>A girl yells "Get off me!">"Y-you too."
>>2828249Rarity. She takes care of herself.
>>2828237FOR SOME REASON THIS SOUNDS REALLY GOOD.I'm hungry now.
>>2828295>needing threads when you're not discussing the show>>>/ponychan/
>>2828295
>>2828302It sounds good because granola and yoghurt is fucking delicious
>>2828278>reading youtube commentsDo you also go to 9gag?
>>2828295thats not what i implied at all. hell i probably wouldent have cared if the porn was pony.
>>2828311>that manehnnnnng
>>2828300Not even a chuckle.
>Not having The Real Folk Blues playing in your head as you witness the fall of MLPG
Daily Reminder.It is a scientific fact that for doing art and creative things you need a good genetic background and the fact that you have started in a young age.Above 20 you simply can't learn complex things like drawing.
>>2828328I just can't help it, and I regret it every time..
>>2828353i bet you also get off to cock and ball torture
>>2828352Fake bugs pls go or use mugs bunny pics.
>>2828302You need to eat more stuff like that. It's good for you and it's not a fucking torture.
>>2828352
>>2828348>Not the Dead Flag BluesThe MLPG is on fire....
>>2828348>Not the Dead Flag Blues
>>2828338what's that image from?
>>2828333We derpy thread now?
>>2828348Fuck you, I've had Blue, Call me Call me and The Real Folk Blues on loop since /mlp/ opened.
>>2828352Daily Reminder,Fuck off.
>>2828377>>2828378>Dead Flag Blues mind
>>2828378>>2828377Let's fuck
>>2828378>>2828377
>>2828377>>2828378>dead flag blues mind
>>2828352Daily Reminder.You're not witty or creative. The original Bugsanon actually had arguments that would drag people along. All you're doing is reposting the same shit every couple of hours and shitposting.
>>2828378>>2828377>Not God's Away On Business
Who's excited for spaghetticon?
>>2828400>The original Bugsanon actually had arguments>lol genes xd
>>2828378>mfw I'm listening to it right now
>>2828249Brick Lampjaw is a /fit/fag all the way. He knows a surprising amount about nutrition, and actually doesn't use many supplements or powders - just stuff that'd be hard to get otherwise.Dash probably TRIES to keep to a healthy diet, but still occasionally falls to temptation. Not that she'd ever admit that.Fluttershy would probably be the closest thing to a Vegan a pony could get.Rarity has a very strict diet, but doesn't always know WHY she has to eat the things she does - she does what the book tells her to, without a lot of understanding of it. She doesn't always like the taste of the things she's told are good for her, so she tends to cheat, but then she feels bad about it and exercises it off.Twilight has books on nutrition and exercise that she flips through on occasion, but she's not dedicated enough to go full /fit/, so she just takes all things in moderation.The Apple Family doesn't pay any attention to that nonsense, because they eat like farmers and burn off the extra calories anyway.
>>2828390>>2828391>>2828396>>2828399>>2828411>Hivemine hivemind
>>2828352Daily reminderTrolling needs talent.Trying hard won't make it go.
>>2828386>Opening /mlp/>Ever
>>2828377>>2828378
>>2828416im sure it will make this weekend entertaining
>>2828425>Brick LampjawHis name is Doyou Evenlift, you uncultured swine.
>>2828424First time?Enjoy the ride
>>2828413>not Pony off of Mule Variations
>>2828402Damn nigga that's cute
>>2828416I don't care.
>>2828450No brah, I've been listening to it for quite some time now.
this was some crazy shit yo
You're about to drink a protein shake and all of a sudden, this guy slaps your protein shake onto the floor.Bearing in mind this guy is 90kg and is 6'4"
>>2828423>wasn't around for original bugsanon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6Wa0W2y_o&feature=g-vrec
>>2828443>Doyou Evenlift>Dewey U. Evenlift>Dirk Hardpec>Smash Slabside>Buff Drinklots>Crush BulkheadI call him something different whenever I type his name.
>>2828489I pepper spray him, incapacitate him then call the cops for trespassing
>>2828489Ask him what the fuck is his problem.
>>2828489stab him in the chest with a knife
>This song while playing any Mobahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdzQPSN2FvEinstantly makes you better
>>2828380please respond
>>2828489I get mad because that is my long lost twin brother.
>>2828425>Twilight has books on nutrition and exercise that she flips through on occasion, but she's not dedicated enough to go full /fit/, so she just takes all things in moderation.>implying she hasn't gone full /fit/ ever since she started exercising with Dashdo you even MLPG
>>2828471
>>2828489>>>/b/
>>2828489I question why I was even drinking a protein shake and then spontaneously combust as the universe unravels around me
Anyone have that parody pinkie pic from "In the Mouth of Madness" ?
>>2828540>Implying /b/
>>2828523TAW plspls TAW, pls
>>2828523But if she went full /fit/, we wouldn't have stories where Dash smacks her in the back of the head anymore.
so why are we being spammed with derpy now
>>2828550You best be joking faggot /fit/bow dash and Twilight is a classic.
>>2828556She is trying but she is not very good.
>>2828567pls
>>2828563
RariQuest is tonight, right?At 8:00?
We ain't feeling like ponies tonight, are we?
>>2828556>Twilight walks up to Dash, exclaiming that she finally made a push-pull routine schedule>It's all biceps and chest>ABABABx schedule>Dash smacks her in the back of the head
>>2828563>Why are people posting ponies>in the my little pony generalDunno man
>>2828566high quality derpy fanart
Guys. Gravity Falls is a better cartoon then MLP.
>>2828566wrong
>>2828584its like the trixie spammer all over again
>>2828589A whole shit ton of cartoons are better cartoons than FiM.What did you expect us to do? Be surprised at your post?
>>2828589Yeah but does it soothe my autism?
>>2828489>using metric for weight and customary for heightSHIGGY DIGGY DING DONG DIDDLY DOO
>>2828563She is the hero MLPG needs
Well, if people still wish to continue, Rarity "Quest" will be tonight.I've got something I need to do first, so a delay may happen.[1]
>>2828594You remember me?awww.>texttext>texttextetc.Good times.
>>2828566Derpy is a very gassy pony
>>2828607WHAT TIME
I'd rub that.
>>2828607What is it about?
>>2828545>>2828545>>2828545>>2828545>>2828545>>2828545Please respond
>>2828596Maybe. The animation is ridiculously amazing. It's actually funny.I really like the setting. The place they stay in seems hella homey bro.
Okay, just popping in for a minute to say that tomorrow, I'll be resuming Disney Marathon stream! Starting at 1PM GMT sharp - be there or be square - we'll be streaming all day, and this is what's on the agenda:1) Mulan2) The Little Mermaid3) Beauty and the Beast4) Tarzan5) Snow White & The Seven Dwarves 6) Pinocchio7) FantasiaIf I'm not completely shattered after all that's said and done, I'll probably break from Disney with REDLINE and then Waltz with Bashir. I look forward to seeing you all there for the exciting conclusion of early June's Disney Marathon Stream Part 1, Disney Marathon Stream Part 2!http://livestream.com/bickerbox
I prefer Twist
>>2828529That Rarity makes me so fucking angry I don't even care about the crack ship. Fuck.
>>2828618>not knowing what RariQuest is aboutYou'd think you be able to tell by context.
>>2828627I keep seeing the gifs get posted, it looks cool.
>you will never feel a pony's soft nose press against your chest as they snuggle closer to you in bed
>>2828613If possible I'll check back in around 8, so in 45 minutes.Shouldn't start any later than 9pm EST though. So an hour delay at most.
>>2828627Where can I watch it?
>>2828630>that picturecrossdressing caramel is mai waifu>>2828635Don't you mean Twith?>>2828645You should go watch the show.
>>2828640I guess I am not interested.
>>2828630Mulan is 2nd-best Disney film because it doesn't push heteronormative fascist agenda
Ableists.
>>2828607>Well, if people still wish to continue>that sinking feel when you realize the quest won't go on for long anymore
>>2828618Waifu feel generating and courting marshmallow horse.For >fun, mostly.
>>2828648I AM EXCITEIt's so cute.
>>2828589but is the porn any good, that is what is important.
>>2828654Youtube, downloads, etc.
>>2828671It was a good and long ride anon
>>2828665Are you an idiot?>woman dresses up like a man to be accepted>does great things, is almost executed at the end when it's revealed that she is not a man>only saved by a perverted old man>everyone has a seizure at the end and falls over on their faces
>>2828675Oh. I guess it's nothing I want to see.
>>2828654http://ifile.it/89ctr0e/Gravity.Falls.S01E01.Tourist.Trapped.720p.WEB-DL.AAC2.0.H264-Reaperza.mkvCourtesy of Horpupupupu.
>>2828685Could be.Incest abounds.
>>2828654Television!
>>2828694I was just kidding around holy fuck.You need to fucking calm down.
>>2828698Actually, I suppose that's wrong. I just got the link from Hopopopo.
>>2828311Oh Derpy.oh deja vu
>>2828698Hoppip is such a nice and masculine man.
>>2828705dis cis scum
>>2828697That's cool, to each their own and whatnot.
>>2828698>how many episodes are there?
>>2828709>My people need me
>>28287221
>>2828701>cartoon childrennaw, its funny, i can jack off to real child porn but not cartoon child porn.
>>2828722One, I think. I haven't even watched it yet.
>>2828722>why did my question turn to greentxt?
>>2828671>Suddenly reminded Zyzz is dead
>2 hours left on auction
>>2828732inb4 AB pls go
>>2828718Have fun!I'm not into porn or grimdark so I miss 99.99% of the fandom stuff.le nutella face.gif (non animated)
>>2828743You still the top bidder? You'd look cute in it~
>>2828743what auction
>>2828741may he rip in peace
>>2828747 WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
>>2828747>porn>grimdarkI don't see how that's relevant in this case though. Although there was some consensual sex last time.
>>2828760Rarity's virginity.
>>2828747You must live a charmed life.
>>2828762>rep in peace
Can someone post the rarityquest archive?I missed the last chapter.
What happened with taw?>>2828782http://mlpg.co/q/res/21161.html
>>2828782It was held on the sub. Threads never die there since there's a grand total of like three pages at the moment, so you can just check it out there.
>>2828743I would do sexual things to anyone in that costume.
>>2828669That's us!
>>2828762Twice as brightHalf as longt
>>2828782one day you went on a date with rarity or somethingthen you fuckedteh end
>>2828766If a tripfag makes it then it must be that.I don't browse fanart and fanfics, I had enough of the shit.>>2828774Yeah.
>mfw my first serious pone drawing was more than a year ago>I haven't hardly even improved since then
>>2828793> a grand total of like three pages at the momenSlow board.
>hips>tummy>necklaceuhhuhhunf
>>2828758maybe I can do things for you anon
>>2828816FUCKIN CAT STOLE MY MONEYKILL DAT NIGGA
Which pony is best for cuddles?
>>2828821I cant contain my boner anon.
>>2828817Rose pls go.
>>2828581I feel bad whenever I read these, because I don't know enough about weight-training anymore to make them funny or believable.
>>2828833Like you need to ask.
>>2828801While I admit last session was written worse than normal, it was by no means quite that abrupt.I still think I could've and should've done things differently, but it's too late for that now.
>>2828835>I haven't hardly even improved since then>Rose
>>2828835Aw, that's just mean.
>>2828792His personal hate anon drove him off
>>2828821best ship
New horse where.
>>2828820Well it was almost never used unless we needed a backup for the longest time. /q/ is mostly used for DnD dev at the moment, but there are a few other quests held there. Aspirant seems to have taken up permanent residence.We also really need new players for DnD campaigns before the final edition of the rules is put out. Currently there are at least three campaigns running, with another possibly starting at the end of this week.
>>2828835>Implying I'm Rose
we image limit
>>2828849Last session wasn't that bad. Don't be so hard on yourself.Looking forward to tonight's session
>>2828866>We also really need new players for DnD campaignsMaybe I should join.
nu throd:>>2828883>>2828883>>2828883>>2828883>>2828883>>2828883>>2828883>>2828883
>>2828845>cuddle with fluttershy>use your hands to rub her sensitive wings
>>2828885I can't help but be suspicious.
>>2828884You're more than welcome to. Most of the board is actually taken up by the discussion threads at the moment. Keep in mind that most of the current players are Europeans, so hours get a bit odd, but it's still great fun.
>>2828900And why's that?I'm an oldtimey tripfag, don't worry about it.
>>2828816I want that bank
Hey Aspirant, what other quests do you plan on doing?
>>2828866>Permanent residenceI just thought other people might like to use dead horses. And the dice mechanic is neat.>>2828878You keep saying that, but I can't shake that gut feeling. I'll get over it I'm sure.>>2828949Unknown at this point. Usually up to popular vote when the current one ends. Always open for suggestions on things to write in the meantime though.
>>2828975Ah, alright.So it could be anything then.Like a >Fluttershy quest.I don't see Fluttershy being popular enough anyways.
>>2829007You'd think that, but she was actually tied for second. With Celestia. Rarity only won by one vote. A rather surprising tally all in all.
>>2828942Thinkgeek, I think. Get it, it's a good bank.
Where the hell is the rarity quest archive
>>2829033I'm holding out for TwilightQuest, but I'll be participating in all of them, whatever pone it may be.
Twilight Sprinkle just farted in my face, AMA
>>2829075Currently 404'd.I must remember to ask sent about that.Alternatively, I have caps of all the sessions up to now, though dropping all of them could be viewed as spamming by non participants.
>>2829033Oh, well.That's a pleasant surprise. I'll have to throw in my vote next time.
>>2829119I usually wait until it's finished and read it on the dropbox, looks like this time I'll have to participate.
>>2828581>I am done with my deadlifts and am about to rack the weights, this other guy stops by and tells me it's ok, I can leave the weight on the bar because he's going to use it. He then proceeds to overhead press my deadlift personal best.
>>2828853Somewhere in this world, there's a database that finds new artists in MLPG then cross-references them with crazies and matches them with their very own hate-anon.
