My Little Pony GeneralLast Thread: >>2809969Let's take it from the top, folks
>>2813948>rape
PURGE THE XENO FILTH!
wuld u a donky
Can a drawfag please draw pinkie in this pose with the same hat/radio/etc on?
[revolution] timeDictatorship of the prettyhorseyat proclaimedSquiggletail thread, mah nigs
>>2813945fuck you're right..that's a better idea.I'm just..kinda drunk and not thinking straight.
>>2813910>>2813959Without repeating what has already been posted in the archived thread...>Dash teaches Twilight her special oats recipe for maximum gainz.>Twilight: "This looks bland. How about I add some sugar?">Dash slaps her in the back of the head
>>2813985What's in it for me?
>>2813928somebody who's willing to attend an Auction.in >fetish, anyway. not in reality.
Where is lyraquest archive
>>2813430 wat wildcard>>2813437 Talking through orgasm Princess"But why can't Shining Armor take care of me?" pouted Twilight Sparkle.Her mother finished applying lipstick, and lowered the tube to the vanity's table. Then she turned to her daughter with a knowing smile and ruffled her mane with one forehoof. "Shining Armor has guard practice tonight, dear." She stood and walked to the dresser, where she levitated a wolf-pelt shawl onto the shoulders of her evening gown. "Come downstairs. Cadence is a lovely pony, and you'll love her."Twilight followed her mother down the large, curving staircase, her hoofsteps echoing loud and sharp in protest. Her mother ignored the minor insubordination.Her father smiled at her. "Ready for a fun evening, little lady?" he asked, as his wife adjusted his collar slightly."Mmmblmph," muttered Twilight, plopping her markless rump on the floor and crossing her forehooves. She wasn't going to have fun, that would show them.A light blue glow enveloped the doorknob, and the door swung open. There stood a pink unicorn with a pink, purple, and yellow mane. "This must be Twilight!" she said, with an exaggerated smile, and stepped inside.
>>2814011oh boy, are we doing this again?
>>2813995>Dictatorship of the prettyhorseyatThat's just awful
>>2814026Oh, well in that case I'd certainly be willing.
>Looking the archieve for the twidash gym cap>Applewblew everywhereThe fucker never finish loli Rarity.
>>2813948Doing good there Butts, no unintentional deletions yet.
>>2814020A cute picture of pinkie.
Does anyone have the link to LK Youtube channel?
>>2814006They figure that didn't give her a fine cuisine cutie mark because neither of them knew anything about cooking. They try to rectify this by feeding her Pasta Pockets instead. When that doesn't work they feed her Pipsqueak because he's a foreigner.
>>2813995it's another fabulous day in this man's army.
>>2814052No one ever reposted that winowna humanized thing he apparently drew either.It didn't get archived.
>>2814059http://www.youtube.com/user/okiedokielowkey
>>2814039We're just reposting because someone requested it from an artist, sadly.We could do it again though. I- if you want to, of course.
>>2814029In buttanon's butt.
Good night mlpg.Stay gold.
>>2814052Or Fluttershy being raped by wolves...
>>2814069can we get an image of these two fucking alreadyits been over a year
>>2814069>The night guards will never show up again.
>>2814082Thanks buddy!
>>2813985please respond
>>2814105Look at this sexy bitch.
>>2814076I actually kept it for a bit after he left, but then deleted it.
>>2814093good night faggotron
>>2814011>Squat day>Dash observes Twilight's progress>Twilight: "Hold on, just let me put the pad on the bar so my shoulders don't hur-">Dash: "FUCKING PUSSY PAD LOL">Dash smacks her in the back of the head
>>2814118I would fuck with maximum sex
>>2814118ooohoohi like
>>2814118I would spice up the night with her.If you know what I mean.
>>2814119>>2814052What was the Rarity?
Good night MLPG.
>tfw rose will never like you
>>2814143I don't
>>2814061Cheerilee starts wondering where all her students are going when half the class has gone missing.
>>2814148but she does, dumbass.I'm getting tired of this.
>>2814148>I'm open to your critismStupid bitch can't even spellOh god that hurt me to type, I'm so sorry Rose ;_;
>>2814156Nightsex.
>>2814148That's not true!
>>2814161but nobody likes me anon
>>2814166maybe you should criticize her spelling
>>2814145Why is that Steel Ranger sleeping with bug pone?
>>2814177Still not following you here
>>2814143wait, that's a her?boner... not completely ruined
TIME FOR THE SLEEPING
>>2814160Cheerilee is just getting pissed because the underachievers that she typically eats at the end of the year aren't showing up to class anymore. The only ones left are Snips, Snails, and the CMC.
>>2814194Maybe I should fuck your mother.
>>2814198sexual activities performed during night time
>>2814201Anon are you blind? She is obviously a mare.
>>2814205>AB and Cheerilee have a vore fight
>>2814198speaking of which -- does anyone have that picture with those words on it where there's like an animu dude and some chick taking off her clothes or whatever?
>>2814210she has been pretty lonely
>>2814148what if i don't like Rose
>>2814198He wants to stick his penis in her vagina and move it around until he achieves orgasm.
>>2814148I don't believe you Rose.
>>2814205>Cheerilee voreso much unf
>>2814212I still don't fully understand
Rose, I wish you would draw more Inky Donkey. She's the only OC I like and she's adorable.Pls
>>2814236Shit niggu what are? 12?
What was that Rarity request someone mentioned earlier...
>tfw hobopony will never update again
>>2814196That's Chip the Spehss Mahreen.
would you scrape the sweat off of your favorite pone?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQK_4qdx3I
>>2814118I daresay that design is hotter than the regular mares.
>>2814239But this OC is awesome and adorable.Why don't you like Pear Blossom?
>>2814246Facesitting and farts?
>>2814246Rarity in a transparent black dress?
>>2814217Naw bronaw
>>2814246All I remember is the fart thing
>>2814218Snips and Snails just stand there wondering why missus Cheerilee is making out with Applebloom. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle want to help their friend but are afraid of getting eaten if they get close. All the other colts in class were smart enough to get outside and watch through the door and windows instead of staying inside.
>>2814256It's a squeegee for your horse! Neat.
>>2814264Not that guy but she is a mare confirmed by the artist.
>>2814244I'm 8. Why else would I be watching My Little Pony and posting in a My Little Pony general.
>>2814258Actually I do, I just forgot about her.
>>2814259>>2814262No, something to do with AB and a request.
>>2814246Facesitting if you're talking about ficsBlack transparent dress if draw
>>2814285It was loli Rarity.
>>2814282Get out of here, little girl. MLPG is filled with pedos.
>>2814280Oh well, I can work with either.
>>2814228>the after-vore pudgei can give you exactly one unf. i need to watch MiB 2 again now.
>>2814256>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrQK_4qdx3I>He stops using it.>Horse looking at him like 'What the fuck, asshole, keep going.'
>>2814291Nothing specific?
>>2814294
>>2814118>you will never be hit on by a confident girl night-guard pony
>>2814307It was just loli Rarity in a sexy pose like the Spike pic he drew.
Alright nighttime-MLPG, I want a discussion.What is everyone's take on the rumor, stories, and legends about this 'Crystal Empire'? Think it will play some role in S3?
>>2814292did someone say little girlsi swear i heard little girls
>>2814148Of course Rose doesn't like me. But then, nobody else does either, so that's nothing out of the ordinary.
>>2814318The crystal wat?
>that feel when artists consistently answer your questions and they're always ridiculous
>>2814318Explain please. This is the first I've heard of it.
>>2814292Get out of here, cockblocker.
>>2814228I like the idea of her taking the entire class on a fieldtrip to the Everfree Forrest before hunting them down and eating them one by one better. I also like the idea that she isn't actually a pony, just a carnivorous monster that looks and sounds like a pony.
>>2814318Crystal Empire?Elaborate?
>>2814292I just wanted to RP as the little girl because I know in my heart I will never be the little girl.
>>2814318Wat
>>2814321I lovelittle girls they make me feel so goodI lovelittle girls they make me feel so bad
>>2814333I would fap to a fic of that
>>2814285>>2814291>>2814307>>2814317Why are we talking about AB taking requests? He's not supposed to be around here.
>>2814326>>2814328>>2814335>>2814339Some shit from Cadence's toy box.
>>2814282underageb&
>>2814118What's up with that eye?
>>2814236shirou, get off the computer.
>>2814327>you will never hug Rose while she wears a [insert favorite pony here] fursuit
>>2814351That was before he left.
>>2814327I would yiff a rose
>>2814353Is there perhaps a news article you could link about it
>>2814314
>>2814358Nothing.
>>2814318First I've heard of this, any more details?
>>2814358It's supposed to be intimidating.
>>2814358it has eyelashesbecause she's a girl
>>2814296>tfw that scene made me feel funny down there as an 11-12 year old.I had no idea what vore was at the time..boy was I in for a surprise a couple years later.
>>2814362i am okay with this
>>2814351His spirit still haunts these threads, desperate for our approval.
>>2814314>she will never see you on one of her patrols>she will never find you later the next day while she's off-duty>she will never drag you back to the barracks>she will never essentially rape you
>>2814381Are you sure?
>>2814387I have eyelashescan I be a girl?
>>2814400>implying anyone wants our approval
>>2814364Again why is it being discussed? He's hopefully gone for good. He was a sickfuck.inb4 deafdefiler comes to his defense.You can fuck off too.
>>2814384>Luna in charge of PR
>>2814387The eye on her armor you doofus.
>>2814408You can be whatever your heart desires
>>2814328>>2814326It keeps popping up in their new toy line that they plan on releasing. Original articles follow:>http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/fashion-style-princess-cadance-and-shining-armor/>http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/more-crystal-empire-toys/A year ago I would've said that the toys wouldn't have mattered in the context of the show, but maybe it's some hint of the S3?
>>2814408God I wish that's how it worked
>>2814318>Inb4 that's what Chrysalis's kingdom was before she drank the love poison and turned into the Changeling Queen to feed off of love
>>2814333>She is a monster>But she likes her job>And pony meat upsets herSlywit was going to write a story like this. A monster in ponyville thing.
>>2814397I'm not.Imagine how cuddly and warm she would be.You could just barely feel her heartbeat through the suit as she presses you tighter against her body
>>2814402...is it cuddlerape?because if it is, I hope she's prepared to get as good as she gives, if you know what I mean.
>>2814416AB certainly did.So does Ross.
>>2814333>>2814347This sort of mentions that
>>2814429This is brony-tier fanon.
>>2814034Twilight stuck out her little orange tongue. "Pthpbthpb!!!""Twilight!" remarked her mother, "Be nice!" She turned to the pink unicorn. "Welcome to our home, Cadance. Remember, if you have an emergency, we'll be at the opera.""Thank you, Mrs. Sparkle, Sir Sparkle," said Cadance, shaking their hooves in turn. "It's an honor to serve the family of a national hero."Twilight's father's smile became wooden, and his gaze wandered to the distant past. Twilight's mother noticed, and embraced him. "Dear, come back," she said quietly.Cadance bit her lip, wishing she'd said something else. Then her gaze turned to the filly on the floor. "C'mon, Twilight, how about some dinner? Are you hungry?""Nuh-uh," said Twilight, stamping a hoof. "I want Shining Armor!""Who's Shining Armor?" asked Cadance, walking toward the dining room.Twilight said, "He's my big brother, and he's my very bestest friend, and he's loads better than you!""What was that?" asked Cadance, from the doorway.Twilight got up and followed her. "I said..."Twilight's mother giggled. "Looks like she's got a way with foals," she said. "Our carriage awaits, dear."
>>2814282But where will I talk about ponies now?
>>2814426Oh god what if Season 3 is a story arc
>>2814434I like the idea of some ponies secretly being monsters.
>>2814400some say, that on >feel-less nights, when you haven't refreshed the thread for a few minutes, if you listen close enough, you can hear him. "some cryyyyyyyy... some cryyyyyyyy..."
>>2814438
>>2814408>tfw you've been told many times that you have more feminine eyelashes than many of the girls you know>by the girls themselves, even>they say they're jealous>tfw you want to transition but don't have the money or the courage to really go through with it;_;
>>2814092It's not there. You lied to me anon
>>2814438Sorry, I don't care much for suit fetishes.
>>2814444>no one believes you>year after year no one ever believes youThat part always makes me chuckle.
>>2814402>Implying she would not simply arrest you and chain your arms to the wall.>Implying she would not then, simply undo your pants and 'search' you.>Implying she then would not have her way with your helpless body.
>>2814438I would a Rose so hard if she was wearing a Buffalo Bell costume
>>2814426"Season 3 might have a overarching story.""That's a good thing.""But it's dictated by Hasbro.""...""That's a bad thing."
>>2814469Who said anything about fetishes? This is just some simple Rose hugging.
>>2814462>tfw you want to transition but don't have the money or the courage to really go through with itBro.
>>2814456Would be neat, but the packaging is probably just referring to the sparkly nature of the toys or whatever.Also, why would it only crop up in the Italian toys?
>>2814445And that's why it terrifies me that it could be real.
>>2814462>tfw male>tfw long eyelashes>tfw I have "angry eyes">ftw I don't evenAt least I'm not a fag.
>>2814476I think I liked it better when we were being hit on...
>>2814469What about casualwear fetishes?
>>2814419>why is something that happened in the general being discussedYou're fucking retarded.
>>2814484Please, this is fucking MLPG.Everything is a fetish.
>>2814479I agree
>>2814479I would the ugliest neckbeard if he were wearing a Buffalo Bell costume.
>>2814489>At least I'm not a fag.What are you gay?
>>2814504>Everything is a fetishThis is my fetish
>>2814489Man, I have long, curvy eyelashes and thick bushy eyebrows.I can apparently pull off an amazing... what's the race from Startrek with the wrinkly forehead and eyebrows?
>>2814459i vaguely recall a greentext of Celestia officiating over some festival or something, and she starts turning into a Lovecraftian horror (and orgasms several times, of course), and starts forcing other ponies to "join her".did that happen?
>>2814462You know, you would have to spend some time just living as a girl, anyways, anon. It's not like you just go straight to hormones (unless you're illegally or shadily importing hormones or something). There's a process.So, you know, you might want to give it a try if you really think it would be better for you.Or, more likely, you just want to dress up from time and time.Point is, give it a try and post pics here.
>>2814487>the wedding is canon
>>2814489>angry eyesshit, I have those tooI'm 5'8" and I've stared people the fuck down because of the shape of my eyebrows and position of lids
>>2814483I wouldn't say dictated.It's like how Hasbro tells the crew they have to plug the train for the can sell the Friendship Express toy.They could say it has to involve the Crystal Empire, but leave to details up to Jaysen & crew.
>>2814517Don't be a homo.
>>2814519my fetish is >feeling
>>2814524I don't think so. That was in responce to something JJ did for the Ask Molestia tumblr.
>>2814515Tsubami knows what's up.
>>2814529I'm 5'7 and have the exact same problem.
>>2814545maybe i'll write that, then.
>>2814541nigga that's called being a healthy individual
>>2814528>Chrysalis is going to be back>mfw both of these things are true
>>2814548I hope he never stops
>>2814561>tfw Cadence is going to be back>and Trixie
>>2814548http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNAr-_U5UckLook at this swag motherfucker
>>2814445It could just be Candyasses new kingdom.>And now all the adventures include her.All of themIncluding the CMC, she is always there.
>>2814569"Hey! You sound familiar."
>>2814462Aw man, we should totally be bros and shit ;_;>tfw told that I have nice feminine eyelashes as well>tfw girls were jelly of my naturally straight hair when I was growing it out a few years back>tfw told by a few friends and ex-girlfriend that I have nice legs/hips I won't go through with it. Not enough money, too scared, and worried that I'd just be told that it's something like a fetish or whatever.
>>2814559these days a good >feel gets harder and harder to come bythere was some good stuff earlier today with police ponyand those darn planes are always cute
>>2814536Mostly, it's a matter of degree. If they want a particular item plugged, they are pretty good at it. The trains and the balloon, for example.It's when they start asking for entire episodes that has me worried.You do the best with what you have, and all that.
>>2814524There was that thing about Twilight becoming a massive orgy of tentacles and sin.
>>2814564>>2814573>Tokyo Based Swallows
Why don't you just end it all MLPG?End all the suffering. It'd be easy.
>>2814577>Season 3 centers on the adventures of the CMC and Cadence and Derpy>members of the main 6 only make small appearances in 4 or 5 episodes
>>2814541my fetish is physical contact
>>2814526>You know, you would have to spend some time just living as a girl, anyways, anon. I've tried, believe me.The thing is though, I have an incredibly masculine build. Wide shoulders, decently defined jaw, 'fuck off' eyes, etc etc.So the few times that I have tried starting to live as a woman the only thing that happened was humiliation or people taking it as a joke.I mean, it's not like I didn't try either. I constantly use facial products to make my skin cleaner and softer (natural, not artificial shit) and my hair is naturally dark brown with noticeable brown highlights, plus the way I styled it it looked fairly feminine.Just... I don't know. I really don't know.
>tfw 'The Crystal Empire' is an arc>tfw overarching plot with big bad>tfw Mane 6 use their elements together and form the Omnipony>tfw there are no heroes left in man
>>2814604because I'm not suffering
>>2814597MMMystery was pretty awful but that wasn't really because of the train.
>>2814595>Feels>In MLPG.Those do not exist.
>>2814439The Moon-Guard has always been hot, but that Sun-Guard is actually pretty handsome.
>>2814569>All the villains come back and team up for the season finale>Discord>Trixie>Diamond Dogs>Even this nigga
>>2814604I'm having too much fun
Did that guy ever finish the mod that added pony semen to DF?
>>2814607My fetish is hand holding with someone you love as the sun sets
>>2814595you are now most certainly mah nigga
>>2814629No Grogax?
>>2814627he actually is a little. no homo.
>>2814601That was fun. If I were a better writer I would have made a fic about that.
>>2814621I don't get why people have such a big problem with that episodeit was nowhere near greatbut it wasn't as bad as everyone think it was
>>2814606>There are no conflicts.>No big bad villain.>Just tea parties, singing, and playing on candy covered rides.
>>2814604Because I like listening to music, and I can't die before S.P.Y'.s first LP comes out
>>2814637I like this pic because Jessy drew while me and another anon were arguing about who was the better plane pony
>>2814633then you are most certainly my niggahow about whispering sweet nothings into each others' ears late into the night?
>>2814608LARP as an Orc female.
>>2814637Love plane ponies
>>2814606or>Season 3 in a nutshell
>>2814643>Implying he would team up with those fools.Dude fly's solo.
>>2814648The characterization was completely fucked up and it was pretty boring.
>>2814656Airliner is moe-est plane.She would make best waifu.
>>2814595I've never actually been affected by a >feel. Has my heart been replaced by coal or something?
>>2814648I liked it.>>2814649>Finally, a decently animated touhou cartoon.
>>2814649>bronies proclaim it the greatest cartoon ever
>>2814637There needs to be an F-16 Tsunderebird.
>>2814680Word yo,Queen of the Sky indeed
>>2814637>when you "eject" from plane pone, her head detaches from the rest of her body>she has to sit around until her chassis can be replaced>the planes call it "being grounded">Blitz gets grounded a lot>Skybreaker always makes sure to stop by to make fun of her while she's waiting for a new chassis
>>2814683I'm all out of feels tooI know that bro, feel
Hey guys, I've started playing Terraria. What do you think of my shrine?
>>2814608That sucks. I wish I could give you some advice. I guess the key is support from friends and family, but that's not usually what happens...
>>2814648My problem is with the pacing. There was some pretty great parts, like any part with Pinkie. It just seemed really rushed. They also flat out ignored some characters.5 out of 10 for me.
I'm going to hold my breath until I get a new episode.
>>2814694A-10 is all the tsundere plane pone I could ever need
>>2814692Has anyone here seen a brony say anything bad about the show? Because most of the time it's MLPG who point out most of the glaring flaws of it.
>>2814680>Blackbird tries to hit on her without sounding too creepy about it.>Knowing everything about Airliner and all.
>>2814720
>>2814646what would you do if he got drunk and arrested you?what would you do if he started to search you?what would you do if he started playing with your dick?_ homo
>>2814724what could they say when they don't even watch it
>>2814694HUEHUEHUE
>>2814704>"Oh hey look! The slow squirt lost another body! What a surprise!">Blitz just bites down on her hoof>"Hey! HEY! OW!"
>>2814724>brony>watch the show>etc.
>>2814724No, they think it is literally flawless.
>>2814709haha thats great
>>2814668>it's just Rainbow Dash reading>for a full 22 minutes
What new monsters will Season 3 show us?
>>2814724Bronies hate on episodes all the time, for failing to live up to their impossible expectations or not matching up with their fanon ideas. Or simply because Faust wasn't explicitly said to be working on an episode.
>>2814724Well, since we tend to lump anyone who isn't MLPG into the category "bronies," yes I have seen that. /mlp/ does not seem pleased with Season 2 in general.
>>2814735>>2814749A lot of them actually do watch it but only while stoned.
>>2814724MLPG likes the show, but acknowledges its flaws. Most bronies say it's the greatest thing ever
>>2814743>Skybreaker finds Airliner, Blitz is latched onto one of her hooves.>"Get it off, please..."
>>2814709It`s cool, keep making ponies! Celestia next
>>2814573would you all these?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgPO511Pjq4
>>2814736i'm not gonna say iti don't want to make her cry again
>>2814763You should've posted all the kitties from that thread.
>>2814734Playing with it how? It's going to kick his ass if he tries to start a game of Monopoly or War.
>>2814763werewolves and/or vampires.skeletons.a sea monster.
>>2814779Blitz is a very angry plane.
>>2814766/mlp/ isn't really bronies. Bronies are more the EQD people and those on Ponychan's /soc/ board or whatever it's called.
>>2814763I want to see a riddle-loving sphinx.
>>2814029Hm, I saved the link but it seems to 404 now.sentenal pls respond
>>2814802>werewolfmy boner beckons.
>>2814763Go get your monster manual and pick a page.
>>2814807you'd be grumpy too if you were being made fun of while you were only a head
>>2814821I too would appreciate a werewolf pone
>>2814709Neat!
I think I might be subconsciously destroying my life so that when the time comes I can commit suicide without any guilt.
http://www.fluffybooru.com/>Only the dead.png
>>2814832Too many linesCan't tell what's going on other than ass
:3
>>2814802>Skeletons.>MLPG refuses to watch it, shits scary, yo.
>>2814832AB leave
>>2814763Think they'll try to bring back Grogar/Tirek or stick with their own villians?
>>2814838You are destroying my precious my little pony general with these kind of postsJust kill yourself nowI mean seriously, what are we ponychan 2011?
>>2814838I spent the last few years sabotaging my own life without realizing it. No going back now!
>>2814849:3c
>>2814815Strike that, a sphinx who can't get her riddles straight.If she does get a riddle off, she forgets the answer. In fact, the CMC often get her tied up with basic riddles and get favors out of her.
>>2814853Can we stop this? It's not funny.
>>2814839
>>2814029I've got the pastebins for sessions 1, 3 and 4 in my history. That doesn't help at all, does it?
>>2814853>AB will never draw for us again ;_;
>>2814869I'm not fooled
>>2814659>Ork Femalehttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0QoENuzSWBN
>>2814868I love this idea, someone needs to somehow pitch this to the creators
>>2814865I think other anon said it already, but could someone ponify this already?
>>2814807when did AC-130 happen?i am so happy.
>>2814839>this is a real thing
>>2814891>40kids
>>2814446Dinner was delicious, much to Twilight's surprise. Afterward, Cadance taught her a little dance. It took a while, but Twilight finally memorized it. Then they read a book together. It was a long-ago tale of a princess and a knight, and a battle for her hoof in marriage."...and they all lived happily ever after. The end," read Cadance.Twilight clapped her hooves together. "That was amazing!" she said. "But what happened to the crown after she tossed it in the swamp and gave up being a princess?"A sly smile crept across Cadance's face. "You really want to know?" She looked around, then whispered conspiratorially, "It wasn't found until forty years ago, by Daring Do." From her saddlebag, she pulled out another book. "I can start reading this one to you, but you've got to get ready for bed first.""Awww," said Twilight, pouting. ---Twilight brushed her teeth quietly. Cadance, meanwhile, looked around the bathroom. Every filly-sized towel, every washcloth, even the toothbrush Twilight held in her inexperienced violet telekinesis, had the sun symbol of Princess Celestia on it. "I guess you're a big fan of the Princess," she said."Oh my gosh, she's the most amazing!" said Twilight, her toothbrush dropping into the sink, forgotten."Don't forget to rinse," said Cadance, retrieving the brush and rinsing it.Twilight swished and spat, then continued. "I went to the Summer Sun Celebration, and she raised the sun right in front of us, and I could feel the magic all around us, and it was amazing!"
>>2814734I'd rather be a pretty mare getting patted down...
>>2814849>Celestia will never leap out onto the road in front of your car>You insurance will never refuse to cover the repair costs>You will never have sun venison for supper
>>2814895I think we're just going to have to wait for a resident draw friend to take the case
>>2814898I thought that was the A-10, but it doesn't have the turbines.Was it supposed to be and Jessy just forgot, or is it actually a different plane?
>>2814906They just made it today.Interestingly enough, this whole thing seems to have forced them to organize better.They still can't get their shit together, since they're the children of /b/, but this is a surprising act of initiative on their part.
>>2814925Settle, bro.
>>2814839>>2814839>>2814839Can someone post that reply of Fluffy from yesterday's thread?
Anyone have that pic of Rarity and AJ from the sleepover episode?It's where they made that crazy guessing game with twilight
>>2814859Ehh, I doubt they`d bring back old villains
>>2814924>Instead of a rag, its a sweat stick.
>>2814898Are you sure that's an AC0-130? I don't see any guns sticking out of her side.
>>2814925I seriously don't understand all this hate.
>>2814952That fucking ram could be really cool
>>2814932it's AC-130. i asked for AC-130, anyway.>she's the only girl in her family>she's just as muscular as all her brothers>she gets sad when other plane ponies call her fat>so she throws things at them>from miles away
>>2814965Why don't you have a seat...
>>2814832What the fuck am I looking at?
Can Pinkie Pie laugh away rape?
>>2814952Those old villains seem to fit the grimdark shit that bronies would love
>>2814954Leave. Just leave. You'll never try to seek out help and change so just go. You're not welcome here.
>>2814029Huh, the dropbox 404s. Well, I keep my own pastebins. Lucky us.Remember, we're rescheduled to Fridays, 20:00 PDT (UTC -7)INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdTPART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iwPART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gNPART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS - xxxPART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGTPART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNKPART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrADPART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9BONUS7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k - xxx noncanonPART 8: http://pastebin.com/cd1hAeipPART 9: http://pastebin.com/wzuDCRry
>>2814963they're internal
>>2814985>implying you have to be a pedophile to wonder why somebody is being hated for something beyond their control
>>2814950I don't know what pic you mean exactly
>>2814952Motherfucking Grogar.
>>2814991Shut the fuck up, drama faggot, no one fucking cares about whatever personal shit you have with AB
>>2814985Why?
>>2814987Anthro Rarity leaning over?
>>2814999>boohoo. have pity on me because I want to have sex with non consenting children.Get help or get out.
>>2814996Oh my...
>>2814991MLPG isn't a hivemind you fucking faggot.
>>2814999AB is a pedophile?
>>2815009I should really watch some of G1 some time, if just for the villians.
>>2815007It's perfect!THANK YOU
>>2815017uhh pedos don't get help, dudeThere's nothing that can be done
>>2815009>The elements of harmony are used on him.>That was his reaction.
Alright I finished one.Time for bread.
>>2815017>stop liking what I don't like
>>2814940>2 weeks from retirement
How would Rarity respond to you guys' harsh language?All these foul words like "nigger" and "faggot" and"get out" This isn't friendship
>>2814940I'd like to see more Police Zebra/Zebra Cop and Police Pony.
>>2814978Have you ever watched a video of an AC-130 attacking a target. I nearly spit my drink out during one video when I heard that it was engaging it's target from six miles away.An AC-130 would be perfect for killing land based dragons from far away.Apache helicopters would be great for getting in close.
>>2815052I think she'd be chill with it
>>2815038So do you agree that pedos should all just kill themselves for the greater good of society? Because if they can't get help that's their only other option in my mind. Either that or isolate yourself from society for the rest of your pathetic existence.
>>2815047fuck yeah, I love swinging
>>2815052She's a fucking slut anyway
>>2815052we would be too uncouth for her
>>2815052How about "slut"? She seems to respond well to that.
>>2815026Yes. We've been over this numerous times.
>>2815028Dude, G1 is Dungeons and Dragons with better talking horses. Some episodes are sickeningly cute, but in others, they nearly all get killed.
>>2815047Holy crap that's really well done. I hope you do more.
>>2815047IT'S SO LOVELYGood job at it! Thanks for doing them!
>>2815060Or they could just, you know, live a normal life.
>>2815026Or at least questioning himself. Dude had a LOT of gender and sexuality issues; for all we know, he was just trying it out to see if it filled the gap.
>>2815047I really like the way you do manes
>>2815060nah, not just pedos, I don't care what you fap to, but the moment your behavior turns predatory, then yeah, life forfeit
>>2815047He looks a lot less violently insane in colour.Good job, I like it.
>>2814978>you will never dodge her volleys of debris as you work your way to where she is>when you finally find her, you tell her that you think she's a very pretty plane
>Grogar was imprisoned in the stars>Twilight realizes that Aries is way too bright>suddenly, Grogar
>>2815092I still can't see shit
>>2814940>Hes a hard nosed Zebra, who knows how the underbelly of Equestra is.>Shes a bubbly new detective with a heart of gold.>Together, they fight crime.>And I don't have an image for the new girl..
>>2815092... Nope. SOMEHOW it's not helping.
Derpy is a very pretty pony.
>>2815092I could tell what they were before, finishing it would help a lot more.
>>2815060Is it bad that I kinda hoped AB did kill himself?
>>2815088Except they can't It's been proven time and time again.You can't 'cure' a pedo.
>>2815092Fucking leave AB. Goddamn.I miss Ross.
>>2815096This.
>>2815117
>>2815101Is her name Spectre or Spooky?
>>2815129>It's been proven time and time again.[citation needed]
>>2815127Technically.
>>2815052I dunno man but Fluttershy probably wouldn't give a fuck, she has to deal with niggers and sluts all day, racist and sexist slurs are typical vocabulary for her
>>2815049>Don't judge me because I get off to children being raped.Please just..stop. You're an embarrassment to the human race. Stop it.
>>2815135Spectre
>>2815129Even if it has, which I haven't looked into so won't comment on, it doesn't mean they're going to rape a kid.
>>2815130>Ross
>>2815151Why do you care if someone else gets off to children being raped?
>>2815129What? Incidents of recidivism are very low amongst pedophiles when compared to rates for other serious felonies. Yeah, there are repeat rapists and child molesters, but for the most part that's not the case.
>>2815105>Hasbro makes him out like a goofball.
>>2815154Are we even sure she's female? She's packing a Howitzer after all.
>>2815130>>2815160DON'T FUCKING SAY HIS NAME AGAIN
Honestly , if you had to watch the entirety of Seinfeld or MLP tomorrow, which one would you pick?
>>2815096>>2815132Hear hear, though I'll admit I may be a bit biased on the issue.
>>2814948>>2814948>>2814948>>2814948>>2814948>>2814948please respond?
>>2814994>Friday - 8 PMFuck.Don't think I'll be able to make that one,
>>2815092God damn it is so obviously you AB. Just go the fuck away.
>>2815171ross... ross... ro- SHIT I CANT DO IT ITS TOO SPOOKY
>>2815171BEETLEJUICE
>>2815164Most children are raped not because the rapist likes kids but because they are weak and usually easily accessible.
>>2815162Not that guy, but idgaf as long as real children aren't being exploited. Drawn images are A-okay. Real kids not so much.
>>2814910"You know," said Cadance, "I'm a princess too."Twilight gasped. "Really?"Cadance nodded. "Yep. I'm Princess Celestia's niece. Well, actually, my great, great, great, great-"Twilight interrupted her. "Because you don't have any wings like her."Cadance glanced at her sides. "I'm a princess uncapitalized. Only Aunt Celestia has both wings and a horn. I'm just a unicorn princess, descended from the unicorns who helped found Equestria.""But the princess in the storybook has wings and a horn!" protested Twilight."She's make-believe," said Cadance, with an air of finality.Twilight thought for a moment. "If you're a real princess, you really should have wings."Cadance patted her on the head. "If anyone can figure out how to do that, it'll be you, Twilight. Your mom and dad say you're good at figuring out magic spells.""Yeah," said Twilight, looking down. "I unnerstand them perfectly. I just can't do them." She sniffed.Cadance hugged her. "Hey there, bright eyes. You're still a filly. You can't expect to have magic like an adult yet. You'll grow into your horn soon."Twilight smiled up at her. "That's what Shining Armor always says to me. You know what?" she said quietly, then paused."What?" asked Cadance, entranced."You're not so bad after all."
>>2815105
>>2815167not when his army of fucking demon goats shows up.dude as powerful as Discord shows up with an army as big as Chrysalis'. he intends to fuck shit up, jokes or not. and the first thing he's going to do is destroy every single bell he can find.
>>2815162Because it means a child.Now, let me slow down a little so you can understand.Now see, the child.Keep in mind this is a child.See, the child, is being.Stay with me camera guy.The child, a small human being, with an innocent little soul.That child you see, if being raped.
Look, bringing AB attention (if he's really here at all) isn't going to make him leave, nor will calling him a faggot. You may think you're helping, but you're not. Just ignore him and move on. Let's talk about something (anything) else. Pick a non-AB-related post and reply to it.
>>2815173MLP. Seinfeld gets boring faster.
>>2815173MLP, I fucking hate Seinfeld.
>>2815162I guess maybe it's because despite the fact that I've been on 4chan for 7 years I still manage to have a wisp of humanity left inside me. You on the other hand seem to have lost yours.
>>2815205That never works. You may as well ask people to stop talking about Ross too.
>>2815200>Rarity tries to get him to off Sweetie Belle.>"You can keep your little error."
>>2815203But the child already was raped. Watching the video or not watching it changes absolutely nothing.
>>2815173Seinfeld.
>>2815223We actually did at one point
>>2815205I don't want him to leave though.
>>2815223Yeah I know but I figured it was worth a shot
>>2815227>"i understand the difference between dangerous and stupid. now move."
>>2815229And now we're getting into a discussion of tacit approval, what constitutes direct support, etc. It's a lot like the debate on when, exactly, two bundles of molecules start qualifying as a human being; everybody has their own views, and nobody is going to convince anybody else to change theirs.
>>2815229Consuming the product leads to more children being raped.It means there is a demand for the product.
Lyra is a very powerful pony
>>2814720[dontclick]
bronies plz go and stay go
Show me something you drew MLPGI don't care how bad it is, I just want to see something you've drawn.
>>2815256The implication of that post being that children are raped solely for profit which is, of course, not true.
>>2815256Can we all just change the subject?
>>2815259how much power level does she have?
>Anon posts art that looks exactly like AB's style>People call him out as AB>Anon proceeds to delete said artBUT THAT TOTALLY WASN'T AB YOU GUYS. FOR REAL.
>>2815275No. You can't get people to stop talking about something they want to talk about.
>>2815205He's fucking scum, and I want him to remember that he's fucking scum. We'll never forget he is pure human garbage.
>>2815273No
>>2815273
>>2815194Cadence doesn't have wings? What the shit?
>get some of the best sleep I've had in years>wake up ridiculously happy>get on MLPG>topicTime for autism blocks.
>>2815273>The color of those veins.Damn, Twilight has purple blood.
>>2815280her power isn't maximum.
>>2815291>we
>>2815229You're providing more demand for the product (increasing direct black market sales or providing ad revanue), thus it will continue to be produced (more children will be raped/exploited)This is not a difficult fucking concept.
>>2815291>weYou're not speaking for everybody. Don't pretend this is some kind of hivemind.
>>2815286As long as people don't confuse AB with the guy doing humanized Thunderlane boxing, I don't give a shit.
>>2815304i think we may be arguing with a Liberal at this point...
>>2815291You got issues, man
>>2815313But I don't like teef
>>2815173Are you talking about just FIM or all iterations of MLP?Because if it's the former I pick ponies
>>2815315You're fucking garbage as well, Deafdefiler. I don't even know why we put up with your sick shit, you pedophile loving piece of shit.
>>2815304Dude I don't think child rape sites have a lot of ad revenue
>>2815296another time LK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2815313>she snuggles with you>she starts lightly biting you
>>2815316It's like I'm drawing nothing at all!Nothing at all!
>>2815194Nice little story, but what's up with the >nowings?
>>2815211>>2815216>>2815324Y'all have zero taste. Seinfeld was brilliant. MLP is cute, but it just isn't anywhere close.
>>2815313Chrysalis never wanted to hurt any of the ponies per se.The cocoon she had Celestia put in was meant to actually reverse any damage from the fight.>>2815322>Not liking teefEnjoy being poor.
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I LIEK PONIES
>>2815327daily reminder that his favorite pony is fluttershy and that he likes rape!
>>2815327There's that >we again. Stop doing that.
I farted a really rancid fart and it smells really good.
>>2815273Prepare to be horrified>>2811692
>>2815338>you bit her back>it turn out that her shell isn't chitin>it's candy
>>2815273hurr
>>2815333Maybe I could stream a movie or something. People said they wanted to see Wizard People.
>>2815357http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Poe%27s_Law
>>2815322Why?You don't want to feel them with your tongue as your mouths press together?You don't want her to press down lightly, not quite enough to draw blood?You don't want her lips to draw up into a mischievous smile as her eyes lock onto yours as she presses down just a little bit harder?
>>2815371YES PLEASEWAITNO I NEED TO DRAWDAMN IT IM SO CONFLICTED
>>2815349Its Luke Allen.
>>2815353Seinfeld isn't funny.
>>2815371I'm watching your drawing classes right now actuallyThank you
>>2815340Maybe his face should be more, "agressive"?
>>2815295>>2815349
>>2815386Bullshit.
>>2815354It makes more sense that it was there to keep her alive but contained. Like putting an animal in the fridge before you eat it.
>>2815338>she nibbles a little on your lip during a particularly passionate kiss>she accidentally bites a little too hard and pricks your lips, drawing a little blood>you keep your lips pressed against hers, letting the faint taste of copper seep into the flavor of your kiss
>>2815379i bet he doesn't want her to bite his shoulder as he cums inside her, either. that faggot.
HOLY SHIT IVE BEEN BUSY WRITING ALL THIS FUCKING MUSIC GODDAMN! YOU FAGS BETTER BE HAPPY WITH WHAT I GIVE YOU!
>>2815372;)
I wonder why more people aren't using Derpibooru yet.You'd think all of Ponibooru's audience would get the hint. Instead, while image uploading seems on par with the site soon to go dark, people aren't as chatty.
>>2815327I agree. Honestly it's no surprise seeing someone with a rape fetish so severe he has to go see a psychiatrist about it defending a pedophile. They look out for each other.
>>2815391>autism
>>2814246>>2814285This guy is so clearly AB. No one would bring up his shit art besides him.
>>2815353You're failing to consider the original question. He asked which show you'd rather watch the whole way through in one day.Maybe a single Seinfeld episode is better than a single MLP episode, but the entire show back to back? MLP is shorter and it's more colorful and shit. I'd pick MLP.
>>2815394>Putting animals in your fridge.
>>2815402PLAY A TRUMPET WITH YOUR ASSHOLE!
>>2815406No one looks out for pedophiles, bro.
>>2815402Will he reappear at browniecon?
>>2815381Well unless I get more people saying they want to watch it, I'll let you draw. Besides, this oil refinery isn't gonna build itself.>>2815388No problem, I hope they're helpful.
>>2815327>pedophile lovingSo the entire world is either love or hate? Because I find myself fairly neutral about tomatoes, too; would you say I love them, or hate them?And there's that 'we' again; even if there were people who agree with you (which I don't doubt is the case), there are others who disagree, and a majority who just couldn't care less. Besides, filters exist for a reason.
>>2815286I can't believe people would suck a pedophiles cock just because he traced shitty pictures.
>>2815273It´s pretty rough.
>>2815402We will have to wait for Eurobeat to make them better.
>>2815421Of course I put my animals in my fridge before I eat them. I am a normal human and do normal human things like eating tasty animals.
>>2815426>yfw they ruined his favorite song
>>2815406>rape fetish so severe he has to go see a psychiatrist about itThat was over general depression, not the fetish.
>>2815313would you let her take one of her fangs and slide it down your urethra ?
>>2815327Okay, you need to calm your fucking tits because it's getting really annoying.
>>2815430>>2815286Who's even saying or implying these things? Stop shitposting dude
>>2815431n-noel?
>>2815410No shit it's him. He never fucking killed himself like he said he would. He still maintains his FA account despite deleting all the art from it. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/luciddreaming/You can email him at otaking112[at]gmail.com
>>2815448no.
>>2815425What about all these anons in the thread defending and coddling AB?>>2815444Suuuuuuuure.
>>2815431Impressive
>>2815431Damn, thats pretty cool.I love armor pones
>>2815426I hope he does. I can't wait for the this years bronycon rendition of Smile Smile Smile! complete with gospel chorus and all
>>2815379No, all of those things sound awful and awkward and just weirdI'm going to be single forever, aren't I?
>>2815448Fuck it, if she wanted to try, lets do this.
>>2815426>Every night.>Just before he goes to sleep.>He hears them.>That horrible sound that came from their collective maws.
>>2815294>>2815370A FOR EFFORT>>2815431That's pretty damn nifty
>>2815463Well, no one besides other pedophiles.and rational people
>>2815443I remember the livestream. You could see the exact moment his soul broke into tiny shards.It was fucking horrifying.
>>2815470Guh
>>2815402Fuck yes.
>>2815459Reported that email to the fbi.
>>2815458No, from around that time though and thanks, that´s very sweet of you to say.>>2815464>>2815466>>2815478And thanks to you too.Don´t tell Cosmo I was in here.
>>2815444Every time you've ever brought it up you always mention the rape thing. You love parading the fact that you have a rape fetish. The fact that you have a trip and openly discuss such things shows that you're nothing but an attention whore just like AB.
>>2815470you sob...
>>2815471I don't think most girls particularly want to enjoy the taste of your blood, rolling it around their tongue before passing it back to you mixed with their saliva so you can enjoy it too.Only the good ones.
>>2815474>>2815462>she slides the fang into your dick>you now know what a virgin female feels like>she drips poison down her fang into the hole>the burning acid overflows you
>>2815495Why?
>>2815466What about D&D ponies?
DORKS
>>2815470PLZ NO
>>2815448>hollow fangs
>>2815503>you can now jizz acid
>>2815431Woah, that's awesome!
>>2815505Because it belongs to a fucking pedophile?
>>2815438> liking brony shitget out faggot
>>2815496You should draw here, whoever you are.
>>2815498The only thing is.AB actually did things. This fuck just sits around with a trip and does nothing.
>>2815481>>2815481Bwhahaha, look who is talking.The irony.
>>2815522Without any evidence that's just meaningless report spam that they probably get every day.
>>2815470No!NO!THEY WILL NOT RUIN MY 2nd FAVORITE SONG OF THE SERIES.FUCK.
>>2815503whatwhatever happened to light bloodplay and kissingthis is all wrong
>>2815496I know who you areMore hammer pony from cider episode later, do it
>>2815479There's a lot more to it than rational/irrational. Upbringing plays a massive part in how you view just about everything, and as much as I'd like it to be otherwise, even the difference between rational thought and irrational thought is largely subjective. Some things aren't, of course (mathematics, for instance), but a person's stance on pedophilia is.>>2815498It's the other way around; occasionally during discussions of rape, people would suggest I should see a psychiatrist.
>>2815528All AB did was trace kiddie porn and pictures he found on Gelbooru. The fact people defend him for that disgusts me.
>>2815506Thats pretty coolI kept meaning to try one of those dnd pone things people were doing, but never got around to it.
>>2815515COME ON DANIEL SMILE SMILE SMILE
>>2815498AB draws though.
>>2815502Oh, that's okay then.because I'm a faggot Guys don't like teeth, right?
>>2815524
>>2815503>the infection is taking hold
>>2815528>defending a pedophile You sicken me
>>2815524>>2815554>trying too hard
>>2815544Who is even defending him? seriously, what are you even talking about?Not giving a fuck about what someone faps to doesn't mean you're defending them
>>2815524>not liking eurobeat
>>2815547>That horse head mask.Every time, it redeems the image.
>>2815540
>>2815543>rape
>Skoon likes fluffy ponies...I knew he was an idiot and a huge motherfucker, but seriously?Fucking fluffy ponies?http://bad-bad-fwuffy.tumblr.com/
>>2815524>implying Eurobeat is makes brony music>not liking his sweet euro melodies
>>2815543any time rape is mentioned or Fluttershy, you make sure to make yourself known about both of these
I don't think it should be illegal to view, listen to or read any material whatsoever. Not a fan of pedophiles, but then, most people aren't fans of my horse fetish.
>>2815572I love how gay that pony looks.Its wonderful.
>>2815564If we get mad at him enough, maybe he will go away.Dumb faggot only makes one kind of music and it isn't dubstep or rap like Mic the Microphone can do.He can take one of Eurobeats shit songs and make it awesome.
>>2815573Wasnt he the guy that did the cum on pony dolls tumblr?
>>2815547>no fedoras>mostly skinny people>dat horse headed dude...That's actually not that bad.Huh.Where was this taken?
>>2815547I don't get it, what's with the airsoft?
>>2815593He was
How would the toys in Toy Story react to official Hasbro MLP toys?
Jesus christ can you all at least pretend to be pony related?
>>2815577yeah well but, ponies don't exist and you can't really harm them.The fact that people fap to raped children implies that they don't give a fuck about a child well being, they could never be a father
>>2815577Nobody else thinks that way any more.Everything in the future will be regulated harshly by corrupt governments.
>>2815576I do enjoy those topics of discussion, yes. There are a lot of others, but those come up most often.
>>2815593Yep.And now he's drawing fluffy pony abuse and whining about Derpibooru's ban on it.What a classy gent he is.
>>2815543In a sane and stable society, anything that causes permanent psychological or physical trauma to a human being is objectively wrong.I know you wish you could just run out and rape whoever you want but the world doesn't work that way. You can't justify rape. You can't justify pedophilia. Get. the fuck. over it.
>>2815563So you really liked him treating this place as his personal blog along with all his shitty furry porn that much, anon?
>>2815572Can I get the full pic, I never noticed rose in it before
>>2815576Oh shut up, every time I'm around and people start talking about my fetishes, or plane ponies or any of the other dozens of things I like I chime in too.He used to be really bad for itI actually bitched at him once and he appologized for it, but he isn't anywhere near as bad lately.Chill out.
tiarawhy plz gojust your presence reminds me bout your horrible artwork and animations
>>2815587You went and tried too hard.
>>2815615You're mistaking pedophilia for child molestation.
>>2815601i, too, like hornplay.
>>2815608apparently we're having a drama shitstorm. pony
>>2815604Looks like some kind of convention.They were probably for a cosplay or something. I think I see a guy on the right dressed up as some TF2 character or something. He's wearing red and has some kind of fake grenades or something strapped to him.
>>2815606>They assume they can ride them around like Bullseye.>Things get awkward quickly.
>>2815547>dat Tara Strong>dat horsehead maskThis isn't as bad as it could have been.
>>2815618No, I didn't like him at allwhy are you implying so many random things? you're like a crazy person
>>2815587Hey, wait a minute....
>>2815609>The fact that people fap to raped children implies that they don't give a fuck about a child well beingIt doesn't imply that at all.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2815622>>2815571TiaraLost Update when?
>>2815609Don't force people to give fucks about things anon.
>>2815638>>2815618Hey. All of you.Shut the fuck up.
>>2815610You tell em Ron
>>2815526Obsidian Solitaire, the guy who makes art for the ask-MLPG tumblr. I do a lot of stuff with Leth.>>2815541Man, I've drawn about seven of them the past two months. There is a point when there's just enough hammerpone. More soon.Also, check this: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/24577/Einhermare
>>2815649Hah, you're a funny guy.;_;
>>2815637>Getting so close to The Burdened.Braver than I even, Anon.Braver than I.
>>2815654Oh, you're the guy who keeps wanting sleepy head porn, right?
>>2815612The problem is that you have a name people can trace to you. You've been confirmed for having a real life rape fetish as in if you could get away with it you would take a woman and physically and psychologically traumatize her all for your sick pleasure.Instead of anonymously doing it you put on your trip and wave your flag as high and as fast as you can saying "LOOK AT ME GUYS. I FUCKING LOVE RAPE. I'M PSYCHOLOGICALLY FUCKED UP. PAY ATTENTION TO ME"You're so pathetic I'm actually starting to feel bad for you as I type this out.
>>2815546You should try it. We are about to put out the 1.0 version of the rules and are desperate for new players. Of course, if you are awake right now then you are probably asleep when we play, so that could be a problem.http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP
Everyone in this thread is retarded. Each and every fucking one of you. You should be ashamed. Yes, that means you, too. You're just as bad.
>>2815619It's on Ponibooru in full quality. I can only post the lighter quality image.
>>2815665No.The Donkey is my waifu.Also, I don´t care for rule 34.
>>2815652No.
>>2815622but im the kind of pony everypony should know!
>>2815675
>>2815631>that feel when you will never hear twilight's futile attempts to restrain her gentle gasps and moans while you gently suckle on her cute purple horn>that feel when you will never feel her soft little body shudder under you as a little magic residue is discharged into your mouth>you eagerly gulp it down>it tastes of sweet, freshly picked berries>she slackens under you, completely relaxed
>>2815654>hammerpony
>>2815652Ok, but the anti-AB dude really seems worked up
what's good MLPG?
>>2815620If he dropped the fucking trip there wouldn't be a problem. He's an attention whore.
>>2815679>throw money at the bear
>>2815677Ohhhh, you did this then, right?
>>2815599http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/03/tara-strong-invades-emerald-city-comic.html
>>2815668When do you guys usually play anyway?
>>2815698not child rape
>>2815676>on Ponibooru
>>2815698Stupid people complaining about pedophilia
>>2815698pedophilia
>>2815698nothingnothing is good anymore
>>2815664That thing better be at Bronycon
>>2815694I wonder if its the same guy that hates sentenal.Probably not, but I want to believe that there is only one person here who care that much about these things.
>>2815690We don´t need no education.
>>2815701No, that's Full Stop
Haven't streamed in a while, why the fuck nothttp://www.livestream.com/anonymousaccountBelieve it or not, I'm actually burnt out on drawing fat Pinkie Pie. I want to be done with it for at least a week or two.So, during that time, Fluttershy is going to be all the rage. Along with Applejack.
>>2815698Child porn
>>2815698police pony
>>2815706There's a game starting seven to nine hours from now on the submarine.
>>2815726Gosh, I'm horrible with naming drawfags.Do you have a tumblr?
>>2815701Nope.
>>2815666>The problem is that you have a name people can trace to you. You've been confirmed for having a real life rape fetish as in if you could get away with it you would take a woman and physically and psychologically traumatize her all for your sick pleasure.No I wouldn't, Satan. I've made it about as clear as I can that it's solely a fantasy thing, just like the people talking about bugpone fang sounding, becoming part of Twilight's mind-fucked harem, bodyswapping with Lyra, and a thousand other things that nobody in their right mind would subject themselves or any other person to but are still fun to masturbate to.
>>2815710How about you suck it up, fag?
>>2815728Hey, Ross. Draw a hand. A real hand, not a spork hand.
>>2815689>That feel when you hit the right spot and she screams in orgasm, her horn lights up like a light bulb in your mouth.>The magic discharge blows your head clean off.>As your body falls, your blood coats her face and body.
>>2815698Yellowshy
>>2815666I'm not. He can go fuck himself.
>>2815734http://obsidiansolitaire.tumblr.com/I don´t post often.
>>2815698Horse cock, horse cock is always good.
>>2815689>Twilight will never fall asleep next to you>you will never lick her horn>she will never begin to fidget as you take more of it into your mouth>she will never grind her body against you in her sleep as you suckand>you will never touch your dick to her horn
>>2815731Fuck. Do you guys always play around that time? Really inconvenient for those of us in North America.
>>2815737>the people talking about bugpone fang soundingfuck you, that was my light-bloodplay thing that got bastardized
>>2815689>you suck her magic out through her horn>it isn't until you start shooting fireballs out of your hands that you understand why Twilight started screaming her head off about vampires when she saw you
>>2815728>I'm drawing a different pair of characterBit it's still shit.My time is precious. Watching a drawing program hold your hand isn't worth making fun of.
>>2815737So when did you get so reasonable?
Rosehey RoseI like you
>>2815608How is this looking? Intense enough?
>>2815737If you know it's a fantasy thing then why go to a psychologist for it?Also I'll point out that all those things you mentioned aren't physically possible in real life. Rape on the other hand is very much possible.
>>2815698To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their mares.
>>2815676>tfw everyone there hats us
>>2815769>>2815769Actually...no I'm afraidGive him a scowl. Make him ANGRY
>>2815766I like to think I always was, and just haven't made it clear enough in the past.>>2815772See: >>2815444
>>2815744>unicorns>ever been seen as capable of inflicting deadly force
Did that Anon win his pretty pink pone fursuit yet?
>>2815754>Twilight wakes up to this in the morning, but with you>her face when
>>2815777I don´t hate you.
>this fucking thread
>>2815756Yeah, sorry. I've been trying to think of a game to run for my fellow Americans, but I've been busy playing other people's game. Maybe something simple like attacking a Diamond Dog den to rescue prisoners would be fun.
>>2815777Good, fuck them
>>2815675Fuck you, AB.
>>2815745Man Fluttershy has a big fucking head.
Speaking of CP
>>2815781I don't know, that laser Twilight shot in the wedding eps looked pretty deadly.And while implimenting it suddenly enough to cause harm might be a different matter, she easily has enough strength to do it probably hundreds of times over.She lifted the fuck out of that bear.
>>2815805Fuck you he isn't here, quit stirring shit.
>>2815808
>>2815194Twilight's sheets were warm in the summer air, and the full moon shone brightly through her bedroom window. She tossed and turned, trying to find a comfortable way to sleep. Finally, she gave up and kicked the covers off her. She flipped her pillow over with her hooves, too tired to use her magic. The blessedly cool side of the pillow rested against her cheek.She gazed up at the moon. The silhouette of the Mare in the Moon gazed back. She knew it was just craters, but in the back of her mind, it gave Twilight the shivers.Suddenly, she sat bolt upright. It was all so clear!She climbed out of bed and crept silently to the door. Cadance was nowhere to be seen. She went downstairs to the study. The small library of spellbooks her father kept were lined neatly on the wall of bookshelves. With a gleam in her eye, she lit her horn enough to see the titles.There it was.She pulled down an older codex, threadworn around the edges of the cloth cover. "A Hundred And One Necessary Spells," the title read, and underneath that, "Starswirl." Flipping through the index, she found the spell she sought. She stood there, reading and re-reading the spell. It wasn't complicated, she saw. It called on the underlying Harmonium of the aether, and that fact alone should enable her to trigger a cascade. She could do it."Twilight?" said a voice just behind her.
>>2815816>>2815816>>2815816>>2815816>>2815816>>2815816>>2815816>>2815816
>>2815728Is that because Good Ross threatened to come back and make you look like shit again?
>>2815796>I would rather there be no contributors in these threads and reduce it to /b/read 2.0Fuck you, asshole.
>>2815808It's her mane, her mane is huge.
>>2815808Isn't she standing in water? Optical illusion or something.
>>2815821Looks like they didn't get their cutiemarks in limb reattachment surgery either.
>>2815787>Rainbow Dash wallpaper in TerrariaUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2815829would you bury your face in that mane and take a nice, long whiff?would you savor that pleasant scent?
Take a chill pill you guys
>>2815827It's fucking ponibooru, they're comments are like youtube commentswhy would you want people from there to come here?
Be honest. When was the last time any of you watched a full episode of MLP?
at least the thread was already shit before I camedoes anyone want something drawn?
>>2815849I watched Hurrican Shy the other day
>>2815791>>2815791J.A. Happ is a very pretty pony
>>2815849full episode of what
>>2815849Does your most recent flash count?
>>2815831fuck you
>>2815837Yeah. Even after she's been workin' all day.
>>2815849Last night.GIYC.
>>2815849last week
>>2815849I watched Suited for Success this morning.I try to watch a Rarity episode at least once a day
>>2815849Yesterday, it was Look Before You Sleep
>>2815837All day every day
>>2815853Draw Rarity in a transparent dress
>>2815849A couple of weeks ago.
>>2815849A couple days.I accidentally deleted all of season one a week or two ago and haven't redownloaded it yet, and I don't feel like watching and S2 eps lately.
>>2815865good thing she probably doesn't exert herself too muchshe probably smells really nice even after a long dayshe'd definitely be tired though, so I hope you'd be willing to cuddle a little on the sofa
my fetish is intelligence regression
>>2815853Holy fucking shit, AB..seriously?You are so god fucking damn lonely that your only methods of communication are with those who fucking hate you? I really really suggest you kill yourself. Please.
>>2815888shut the fuck up
>>2815870Most underrated episode of season 1
>>2815897never!
>>2815892I don't fucking hate him.
>Ross isn't drawing shit.What the fuck is this?Bizzaro Ross?Did his account get compromised?
>>2815606The other toys would help the ponies through the trauma of realizing that, even though they know each other, they've never met for reals. Then there's the blind-bag customs, painted over and sometimes altered with Sculptey and other methods: they will always remember what they were, and the loving hands that made them into something more.
>>2815853AJ teaching Apple Bloom how to buck apples.Alternately, Big Mac teaching filly AJ the same.
>>2815902Please?
>>2815849two hours ago, sonic rainboom
>>2815892what? AB? seriously? I've been called Ross before but AB? That hurt anon
>>2815890to what level, and for what end
>>2815853Post that winona thing.
>>2815892...Really? Do you have so little going on in your life this is so exciting for you? That isn't AB, that's just an anonymous drawfag.You idiots really want to chase off the contributors.
>>2815904shut up ross
>>2815897Does Fluttershy anger you anon
>>2815903>implying you're not ABEven if there are one or two anons who are tolerant of him, his presence causes nothing but trouble. He should just leave.
>>2815903Me either
>>2815909whats wrong with cuddling fluttershy on a sofa
>>2815906>the ponies skoon faps on have to stay still so he doesnt realize they are alive>twilight sparkle is practicly drowning in semen while the others look on in horror>when he finally leaves to the bathroom they can only stand close and try to council here>they cant clean her or he'll know
>>2815849Like an hour agoWHEN DID YOU?
>>2815908Do both of thesewith AJ remembering the latter one
>>2815903I do most certainly not like himhe's a fucking pedo
>>2815926The trouble was actually started by everyone else. He was fulfilling a request.The anon's started the shit and wont let it die.
>>2815849There is a show?
>>2815892Look, you're right. He's a piece of shit. What he did was wrong.But holy fuck you're not doing anything here. There is no moral ground to be gained in fighting this here.No, he's not welcome in my book, and I think most peeps probably feel that way. But constantly fucking bringing it up isn't going to change anything, so why keep doing it?
>>2815926There are people that I think should leave, too. But that's not going to happen so I don't complain about them.
>>2815849Few days ago. Was Baby Cakes IIRC. I make sure to watch every episode at least once every two week period, helps keep the hiatus away.
>>2815916what?
>>2815888Fluttershy loves cuddles the most out of all ponies
>>2815931a week ago, it was the wedding episodei was trying to find cadence voice clips
>>2815930Smells like old idea.
>>2815954Nevermind.From circumstance you looked like AB.
>>2815849It's been a while. I prefer watching shows I haven't seen instead.
FOCUS, MLPG! FOCUS GODDAMMMIT!
>>2815942>isn't going to change anythingYes, it is. It's going to keep him away. If we simply ignore it, he'll interpret that as tacit approval of his presence.
>>2815913>>2815917Reread what he fucking postedIf you had an inkling of intelligence you'd be able to tell that that was AB
>>2815957with the possible exception of Rainbow Dash. not that she'll ever tell anyone
>>2815964maybe I should just come back laterapparently there's more than one anon thinking that I'm ABAnd I'm not okay with that
>>2815962Well that's dirtyDo yourself a favor and pick out an episode, close the general, and just watch it.
>>2815963>the smell of week old semen
>>2815866Speaking of whic,h the part where Photo Finish's sleeve meets her dress looks pretty awkward. They should probably have covered it with some frills or something.
can i be ab too
>>2815981It was just from circumstance, I don't even know who you are with relation to this thread.
>>2815975I'm not AB goddomotfuck you guys I'm leaving
>>2815972The autism is strong with this one.
>>2815975Do us all a favor and let it go. You've been shitting up this thread for like, and hour.
>>2815972>It's going to keep him awayYeah, just like it keeps Ross away, right? Like it keeps countless other shitposters away?You can keep him out of anything where he has a semi-concrete identity, but as long as he can post on 4chan then hostility is unlikely to keep him away.
>>2815999I'm an anon and was in the mood to draw somethingnow I get yelled atfuck this shit
>>2815991>You will never know Photo Finnish's eye color.
4 days till bronycon! i'm excited for the rsvp orgy, i'll be honest.
>>2815991You just don't understand Germane fashion.
>>2815991>frillsYOU DISGUST PHOTO FINISH
>>2816000If you're not AB then fucking prove it by drawing something right now.It's fucking worth having you leave if it means AB will never come back.
>>2816000Prove it.Try and fail to jerk off to CP.
posting random image
>>2815972>get a load of this guy cam.gif
>>2815991You'd think she would be able to afford clothing with properly aligned patterns.I'm sure Rarity would have been willing to help with that.Too bad for her.
>>2816022It's not AB, what is with your fucking hateboner that is shitting up everything? Fucking go.No please, get the fuck out.
>>2816010>implying it's one personI love that logic. If you think it's just one crazy person screaming then you feel comfortable in telling them off. I know there's been at least a couple other anons who are on my side.
>>2816022>I leave>AB never comes backIf it would be that easy I would actually be willing to sacrifice myself
You know if some of you morons had a NAME or TRIP this stupid shit could have been avoidedIt's not hard.
>>2815957>Fluttershy nuzzles back into your chest>she wants you to be her big spoon>she sighs in contentment as she feels your arms wrap around her
>>2815985pick one for me
>>2816015Bronycon streams are going to be glorious.This week is shaping up nicely. First Tex came back and then Fluffy shit got banned on Derpybooru.
>>2816014>you will never care
>>2816037>Blow off Rarity.>Expect her to make you some good clothing.
>>2816046Ponychan plz depart
>>2816046yeah let us all be ponychan
>>2816055Exactly.She burned that bridge.I bet Rarity took some quiet satisfaction in that, while she was alone in the comfort of her shop.Of course she would never be so uncouth as to make mention of it, but "Just because she wasn't picked to be a model, doesn't me /she/ has to be unfashionable."
>>2816022You're a crazy person, you know?
>>2816046>Having a trip.>In MLPGYou are a good comedian, tell us another joke, funny man.
>>2816048Well which pony is your favorite?
>>2816014I wish Grail was here, I want him to draw Photo Finnish.
4chan ded
d1
>>2816048Sweet and Elitehave fun
>>2816060>>2816061>>2816067I'm just fuking saying instead of tiptoeing around the guessing game and shit slinging bullshit that happened in the last 100 posts then-you know whatforget it. idiots.argue with each other more.
>>2816040>>2816040Fine, I'll tell all of you off. You've all been shitting up this thread for fucking forever. I just want to talk about ponies and you people are painting the walls brown with your not-even-horse shit. You're not helping the thread. You're actually making everything worse.>tfw uncached ban
>>2816060>>2816061>le anonymouse is le legion
>>2816073I wish Grail didnt give up on making that memory foam pony.
hi mlpg i'll draw things for you.i swear i'm not AB
SO MLPG, DO YOU LIKE TOAST TOO?
>>2816040in the event that there are more than one anon who are following this futile train of discussion, then they need to get over themselves. and so do you.I don't wanna hear about this crap
>>2816083Let us remind these people they are the reason Ross cannot be filtered.
>>2816088GO AWAY ABGOSHSOME CRY
>>2816080That egg thinks it's people.
>>2816088>tripcodeFILTERED/!drAWFagDAM/EVERYONE SHOULD BE ANONYMOUSANONYMOUS IS LEGION
>>2816088Please draw pony trying to be cuddled and not wanting itPreferably Rainbow Dash trying to be cuddled by anonIf you can't draw anon then Pinkie
>>2816088background ponies plotting to kill the main cast
>>2816088Draw Spike in a fancy hat.
>>2816088>>>2815908Do this one
>>2816090Wait, did Zone promise a pony flash, or is he still getting questions about the April Fools thing?
>>2816093>tfw AB shitstorm overrides your art and you get no critique
>>2816083>>2816080There's quite a lot of new today.
>>2816067If you contribute, a trip is encouragedor have things changed that much over the hiatus?
>>2816033Looks like the hormones are working.
>>2816083>le ironic shitposting XDDDDDDD
>>2816072RD/R>>2816078sounds good.
Which pone would watch Three's Company with me at one in the morning?
>>2816086I'm not even sure its really possible to mod something made of memory foam into a pony.I have a pillow made of the stuff, and it really doesn't seem like it would take well to cutting, or molding, or shredding or anything else I can think of.It would have been cool to see if he could make it work though.
>>2816103>pony trying to be cuddled and not wanting ityou mean like cuddlerape?
>>2816102You're worse than pedophiles
>>2816048Winter Wrap Up
>>2816090>tfw tiara knows zone im jelly honestly. how did he pull that off again?
>>2816102"ironic" shitposting is still shitposting.
>>2816079This would've been half clever if not for the JPG artifacts. 1/10, apply yourself.
>>2816114Wait.. are you condoning or encouraging ironic shitposting?
>>2816113Too bad they're not working you, AB you ugly tramp.
>>2816088Draw me cute transgender Caramel.
>>2816109And it's three thirty in the morning, jesusthings would have chilled the fuck out hours ago back in march. back then night threads were like 11PM to 8AM and they were amazing ;_;
yeah okaysee you tomorrow
>>2816033>You will never be a sexy girl pone in a big top hat.
>>2816088draw an RVD-pony.
>>2816132Get into the same field.
>>2816111Half the time I don't even use my trip when I write.Then again some here would argue greentext does not count.But hey, a simple feel here, a dick becoming an admiral there...
I'm a human fly
>>2816123EXACTLY
>>2816088Will you draw Spike in a stylish hat?Please?
>>2816137wut
>>2816146Different crowd here now, on /mlp/.
>>2816137You are this mad
>>2816113i would make that whore moan
>>2815822Twilight turned around, startled. The book clattered to the floor."What are you doing out of bed?" asked Cadance, concern etched on her face."I figured it out," said Twilight. "It's so simple! I don't know why nopony hasn't done it before. I just have to cast one spell.""Twilight, go to bed.""Just one spell!""Go." Cadance walked around her and nudged her toward the door.Twilight was tired of grownups talking about not interrupting, even while they interrupted. She steeled herself, and pulled on the aether. "Amniomorpho Pegasus," she proclaimed, as her horn glowed. The universe unraveled around her.At least, that's what it felt like to the filly. The world around her became brittle, translucent. She could see the underlying structures and strands, the fibres that made up the world. And she could see the lines twisting around Cadance. The lines gathered at her sides and twisted.Cadance screamed.
>>2816146Must be just todayWe had an amazing princess and changeling queen thread at this time yesterday.
>>2816146Then people like you wouldnt shut up about how great the night threads were, which made everyone else from the morning join them.Also, school is out, so now the high school kiddies can stay up later.
>>2816139closest i have.
>>2816168We were on /mlp/ in March.
>>2816150>you will never tip your hat to greet a passing stallion>he will never get a little flustered by the gesture and give you a second glance once you pass each other
>>2816160I hate that entire image
>>2816160>aurora>better than nightly
>>2816109>implying I haven't been here all summer>>2816114>implying I don't come here to shitpost
>>2816133UH EXCUSE ME>>2816060>>2816061NO TRIPCODESANONYMOUSDO YOU WANT TO BE PONYCHAN
Any updates in the commercial?
>guy dodging awlpblm accusations.
>>2816185But we didn't become /mlp/ until at least a month after the move.
>>2816137>Everyone is AB>I will never stop talking about AB>Hey guys! Do you all remember I hate AB?Trigger warning: ___AB___
This pic is at least a year old and a little less than half of these people still drop by. Interesting.
>>2816168I want to go back to /co/.Even if everyone there wasn't from /co/ originally, it was all people who knew to go to /co/ to talk about cartoons.
> Rose updated her FA
>>2816199I dont see why probably one guy keeps trying to call out Alplblewm over and over again.
>>2816199yeahpretty much felt like that
>>2816199That's not closing MLPGWatch that episode you cunt!Lights OffHeadphonesNo ItemsFinal Destination
>>2816208>it was all people who knew to go to /co/ to talk about cartoons.and now...?
>>2816189>Implying I wouldn't be a lesbian.
>>2816175>Also, school is out, so now the high school kiddies can stay up later.I want to believe it's mostly this. "Normal" people can't modify their sleep patterns this drastically even if they do hear night threads are better.Fucking summer.
>>2816199>That outfitAre the Beastie Boys hip again?
>>2816208There's no point, they would follow us back.
>>2816212pedo connection, he wants the links
>>2816205There's a tripfag lifecycle. The next generation is currently hatching. By August we'll have a whole new crop to berate.
>>2816219>he'd be a dykewhat're you, some kind of non-homo?
>>2816210What would we do without you RoseStalker
>>2816100BUT ANON I LOVE YOU AND LITTLE GIRLS>>2816102Lol!!! mlpg army xD f34r us!! anon nevar fergets!>>2816103this>>2816139then this>>2816163>>2816105and if I still have energy then thisgo go go !
>>2816205>ragingsemioh god i remember him, his writing sucked.what made him jump ship anyway
>>2816215But i am watching it, it's on my other lcd.
>>2816233>crop of tripfagsI like that ideaIF I DIDN'T HATE TRIPFAGS
>>2816205>that feel when you will never appear on one of thesefeels okay, man
>>2816173>Chanting a spell.Shit got so autism it went Harry Potter on our asses.>Candyass has shit wings thanks to Twilight.But it makes sense...
>>2816239>yfw his computer was full of pony porn fiction>yfw he has kids and they might find it at some point
>>2816212It's just an anon intent on trying to start drama.PROTIP: starting drama in the MLPG is laughably easy
>>2816242>not giving it your full attentionThat's no way to watch best episode, man.
>>2816248Shit like this makes me wonder about Fenoxo.I hope he passworded the fuck out of that computer.
>>2816248He doesn't actually have kids.
>>2816195NO TRIPSNO CODES.ANONYMOUS ONLYFINAL DESTINATION
>>2816244AND JUST WHO ARE YOU ANON?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XmK0FT1i39gC:locomotive engstio//ahaha
>>2816262oh, nobody.
>>2816239He's been getting better with those humanized fics of his.AND WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING A RARITY ONE?
>>2816259What if I enter "Anonymous" into the namefield?
>>2816234At the moment, yes.But if I was the Slutty Mare, I'd be a modified breed that only services females.Sorry.
>>2816257he's mentioned something to that effect in streams.
>>2816244I know that feel.
>>2816271never
>>2816257The trick is that you just give your kids their own computer.I never saw my dad's porn collection until I was 20 because I had my own computer at the age of 8. I never needed to use his.
Fuck, at least things seemed to have calmed down a bit.So guys, how exactly do pegasus wings work? Just putting wings onto a horse, even if it's a very pretty horse, would not enable it to fly. Is there some sort of magic? Are pegasi born with hollow wings?
>>2816270I would that Dash. Even if she didn't want it.
>>2816281how cuteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>that feel when MLPG doesn't hate you probbly
So I've just decided to start using a name and tripcode.
>>2816273Don't you fucking do it, bro... that's devil-talk, that is.
>>2816294I hate you
>>2816289Someone said Faust said magic was involved. That's the only way it would make any sense.
>>2816291she wants itshe wants it so much
>>2816273You are playing a dangerous game, Anon.You don't want to see how deep that rabbit hole goes.
>>2816287It was too late for me, I saw my dad's child porn collection when I was about 14. Didn't phase me, funnily enough.
>>2816252>starting drama in the MLPG is laughably easyI don't know, I'm pretty sure it's impossible to start a religion Vs atheism shitstorm in MLPG.
>>2816277What does he even do in coding streams?Do people just watch him add stuff to the engine/write scenes or whatever?The only stream I've ever noticed was TF2, and I don't care enough to watch that
>>2816289They can stand on clouds. They're probably blessed with black magic upon birth or something.That, or Equestria has a dense as fuck atmosphere.
>>2816296Well undecide
>>2816289Pegasi have magic too. Presumably that's what allows them to defy the laws of physics and fly.
>>2816284Aw ;_;I liked the Pinkie one. Gave me a fuck ton of feels.
Would you a husbandoquest with female Anon seeking stallion cock?
>>2816304
>>2816273ARE YOU INSANE?DO YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL?
>>2816289I think it's all down to technique.Scootaloo can't do it because she lives on the ground and doesn't go to flight school, unlike the other pegasi kids.
>>2816304Oh. Well that's no fun. Can she at least pretend she doesn't?
>>2816296You contribute shit, right?
>>2816313Everything in Equestria breaks physics.Where's that screencap from MTBPW of all the animals standing on clouds?
>>2816328I think he is the guy everyone has been accusing of being AB
>>28162891) Lighter bones2) A series of gas bladders that they can inflate by consuming fibrous or fatty foods and deflate via farts.Derpy is a very gassy pony.
>>2816325So did Bluetaloo though right?I think she was a pegasus.Flight school is probably just a summer camp.
>>2816310he mostly codes, but he talks, too. and there's like, three or four artists on besides him at any one time. many options.>>2816304she just doesn't know it yet, right?
>>2816320there aren't any males in the show with defined enough personalities besides like discord or something.WaitDiscordQuestDe Lancie husbandoingburied Q homolustingspaghetti rolls actually involving spaghetti
>>2816297>>2816306>>2816324FUCK YOU I'LL DO WHAT I WANT
>>2816327oh, she's REALLY good at that.
>>2816314RS fics never did much at all for me...But that humanized Pinkie one, "Bittersweet"... That was a lovely fucking waifufic.
>>2816289pegasi have magic, flying hasn't been explained, watch the show
>>2816325No, Scootaloo was just born a cripple. She will never fly.
>>2816353AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2816314>humanized pinkielink?
>>2816346>2) A series of gas bladders that they can inflate by consuming fibrous or fatty foods and deflate via farts.I'm fucking onto you
>>2816353>Anonymous AnonymousIt has begunpoot
>>2816359>Scootaloo was born without pegasi magicthis is my new headcanon
>>2816325But that doesn't explain how Poundcake was able to fly.
>>2816359>"Fly Scootaloo, use your special wings!"
>>2816369What if a pony was bitten by a radioactive spider?
>>2816378BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING CARTOON
>>2816385>special
>>2816372Holy fuck that movie.My entire childhood just came rushing back.I fucking wanted to be a dragon for a week so badly
>>2816320yes, yes please. i need this you have no idea
>>2816325she just needs to be taught how to do it rightif only she could get a little help from a certain little colt
>>2816371http://www.fimfiction.net/story/10855/Bittersweet
>>2816371clopsort.
>contributing>not anonymous Am I the only one who takes joy in giving people art and stories and not wanting credit?No offense to those who do.
>>2816378He has talent.>le bugs coffee cup face.png
>>2816415You're not alone
>>2816320God no.
>Can't sleep for shit. Let's check out MLPGGUESS I'LL SEE WHAT'S ON TV
>>2816397>"One day I decided to fly, so I did."
PINK PONE IS BEST PONE!
>>2816415Man I love it tooI photoshop shit for people and seeing someone use an image I put together makes my fucking day every time.
>>2816433I disagree. I think that grey/white fashion pony is best pony.
>>2816320no more so than i do any other quest, but in theory, sure.
>>2816426Huh, I ALWAYS think that's Hunter Thompson too, although I know it isn't.Does anyone know what that gif is from?
>The CMC as a Barbershop Trio
>>2816426waitwe need you for next threadotherwise deafdefiler or someone will make it and it will be shit
>>2816325She can't do it because he has a girthy length that weighs her downScootaloo's a boy
>>2816415but how would i label my folder full of your art?
>>2816393>Still using that tired rhetoric.>2011 + 1What's wrong with discussing the nuances and inconsistancies of the show?
>>2816445Trailer Park Boys
>>2816438I have made a total of one shitty gif edit, and Rose reposted it once.That felt great.
>>2816415Unless there's a name (or something) people can attach to the contributions, people will just look right through you. Not much point drawing stuff that won't be looked at.There's a delicate balance between getting people's attention enough so that you aren't completely ignored, but without going overboard and trying to make the thread all about you.
>>2816438Actually, while on that idea, does anyone want anything photoshopped? A joke or idea?I'm bored and not very talented at actual art.
>>2816415Me too, but people ask for name and repository.
>>2816367what are you drawing in, flash?
>Scootaloo finally hits puberty>goes through constant growth spurts>ends up with disproportionately large wingspan that dwarfs even Fluttershy's supple endowments
>>2816351Big Mac doesn't lend himself much to a full-fledged quest, that much is true. However, one could still make it work. Also, there are a few other males that can be potential Anon husbandos, like... Fancy Pants, and... uhh... fuck. Discord?
>>2816446>handsIts great
>>2816453you cant have a discussion over something with no possible answer.
>>2816445it's Mr. Lahey from Trailer Park Boys. Show's fucking hilarious.>>2816447AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2816446Oh, fuck.I've been requesting that for months.Thank you!
>>2816446>clap your hands
>>2816474The entire field of metaphysics would disagree
>>2816438ThisSomeone actually posted one of my images from months ago in this very thread>>2814029
>>2816446Bro that's fuckin cute
>>2816480well she is the most american of the three
>>2816415But then nobody would know who you are and you could not inflate your e-penis to massive sizes and get all the e-bitches.e-bitches made out of oil!
>>2816485That was good image, be proud.I had it saved
>>2816404Is that the diabeetus pinkie one?I still fucking hate that idea.
>>2816474Hahaha, is this nigga serious?
>>2816447>Thompson pone vs Nixon pone>Fight set for Thursday>Nixon shows up at Thompson's house at 2am on Tuesday with backup and beats the crap out of Thompson, who is in the middle of a massive drug binge>Nixon waits till Thursday, then declared victory
>>2816440NOT UP FOR DEBATE FACT PINK PONE IS BEST PONE! FACT!
>>2816468>DT and SS wrap her in her wings and roll her down a hill
>>2816485I actually got a boner when Leth used something I made for a hamburger time entry once
>>2816493I was trying to discourage that kind of sentiment.I have no problem with people wanting credit for their arts, I was just curious if anyone else arted as anon.
>>2816497So it's Anon&Ponka fuck on the counterAnd why?
>>2816483the entire field of metaphysics disagrees with everything because it's a jerk
>>2816496>le oh gosh face.png
>>2816497Yes. It's retardedly bad.
>>2816493Good artists and writers tend to be identifiable by their work anyway.The reason nobody cares about the anon ones is that they're simply not very good and forgettable.
>>2816470you'll probably just have to make one up. or pick a BGP.
I've pinned Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to be nineteen years old, so they're nine here.
>>2816497No. It's a humanized Pinkie/Anon.It's fucking >feely as fuck.
you know what you need /co/?[1]
>>2816508Where's your citation for that?The book of lies?
>>2816351>>2816470Big Macintosh, Mr Cake, Braeburn, Snips, Snails, Flim and Flam, Hoity Toity, Iron Will, Shining Armor... uh...
>>2816497No no no. It's a humanized waifufic and it's got the super-happy ending. I really liked it, and I don't really like any of his other stuff.
>>2816523nobody will ever careplease put on a trip so i can filter you
>>2816523It's shit. I don't like it.
>>2816446>Going to make a barbershop costume for Halloween.>Only because I have a massive handlebar.The first Brony that says he likes my Cosplay is getting his teeth punched in.And I am going to make it look as close to Flam as possible for that reason.
>>2816523>Man, she's sooo tallA+ writing.This shit is poor even by your low standards.
I BROKE MY WRIST AND I WANT TO DRAWTHIS IS SHIT
>>2816535I liked that, and his humanized Twi waifufic as well. That thing was like a fucking novel.
>>2816559>not drawing with your dick
>>2816450and Rumble was really a filly all along
>>2816559>anon's hands are broken>Ross still has hisThere is no justice in this world.
>not drawing circles with your whole armseriously, just draw an entire pony out of circles
>>2816567>Not inserting a pencil up your urethra and drawing with the tip of your dick
>>2816551>A+ writingWriting's not my strong suit, first of all. Also, in that picture, she's nine years old. Rainbow Dash isn't known for being smart anyway, so is it that big a deal?You're making it difficult for me to not go back to drawing what you hate.
>>2816564Well, I haven't read that one.I haven't read all of his stories, but the Pinkie one is the only one that left an impression on me.
>>2816564>his humanized Twi waifuficyou have piqued my interest
>>2816559>not drawing with your whole arm
>>2816534>Mr Cakemarried.>Snips/Snailsunderageb&>Iron Willonly 2 hooves 0/10 would not husbando>Shining Armormarried.The other ones could work. I do like the Braeburn idea, mostly because I'm sick of the Gayburn fanon.
>>2816559bro just like break it back into placewhat would bateman do?
>>2816570Ross broke his tablet once and tried writing feels
>>2816577that is not trueput on a fucking tripcode.
>>2816588Yell at the lighting guy.
>>2816570I know!Ross can draw Anon some NEW hands!
>>2816577We only hate bad art. Maybe if you drew better, we'd hate it less?
>>2816588>BatemanI hope that was an appropriate typo.
>>2816577I hate pretty much everything you draw.
>>2816589>our faces when
>>2816570Well, at least Ross will never be able to _draw_ hands
>this whole fucking threadokay im out mlpg, maybe tomorrow will be better.
>>2816580>>2816578Here you go. Not as good as the Pinkie one, but still great.http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/895
>>2816593>anon is left with a pair of chicken-scratch forks attached to his forarms>at a disturbing angle from the rest of his arm>anon kills himself the next day
>>2816584dO iT
>>2816468>you will never be wrapped up in grown Scootaloo's big, beautiful orange wings>she will never pull you into a big bear-hug with them>"See? Strong, aren't they?"
>>2816580http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/viewstory.php?sid=609&warning=9Twilight is blackIf you`re a raciss like me, it can easily be ignored
>>2816589>Ross.>Writing feels.It just sounds like a train wreck.I bet the only feels he got were ones of disgust.
>>2816577If you're going to draw "comic" things, then you need to have some wit about you. There is none in that picture. It is dead. Dead dead dead dead dead. Nothing funny, nothing amusing, nothing.I hate everything you draw, because it is shit, Ross.BTW, what the fuck is going on with the feet in that picture? I see you took some more time to flesh out the hands, so good on you for not just crapping out another sporkjob, but you apparently compensated by reducing their feet to nubs. What the fuck is with Fluttershy's legs and feet? This is sub-Liefeld crap, Ross. You are a fucking disgrace.
>>2816593NoNONO I DON'T WANT THESE
>>2816173"No no nonononono..." said Twilight, as her horn kept glowing. What was she doing? It was going all wrong!Cadance screamed again, sheer agony tearing her throat raw.Twilight blinked, and regained some normalcy in her vision. The spell was decreasing. She could feel the aether flowing through her horn, the cascade slowing. She'd never cast a spell that big before, and she felt exhausted.Twilight could see Cadance clearly now, where she'd fallen to the floor. Thin, stubby stems poked out from behind her shoulders. Twilight screamed. ---Twilight's father lifted a cup of tea to his lips, then placed it back on the saucer. One of his retired colleagues, another former battlemage named Lilac Lulamoon, was going on about his daughter's magical talents. In truth, the conversation had wandered hither and thither during the opera's short intermission, and was notable only for how it touched on every topic except their common experiences on the lines.The lights dimmed, then brightened. Conversation dropped to a minimum as ponies began finding their way back to the auditorium. "Is there a Sir Armor's Gleam here?" called out a voice.Several ponies sprawled on the floor in the wake of Twilight's father. "Is this about my daughter?" he asked the messenger."Yes and no," said the messenger, his tail flicking. "They're at the hospital.""Tell my wife where I am!" Twilight's father said as he galloped into the street.
>>2816588Wait, hold on>88>dubsbateman was played by christian bale who plays batman in the new movieswoahwoaaaaaaah
>>2816577>You're making it difficult for me to not go back to drawing what you hate.But you're still drawing shit that we hate and even if you drew something adequate you have dragged your own name through the mud long enough for us to berate you even if you were to make something decent (which you have never once done) because only your art can rival your attitude in shittiness.
>>2816613Or feet. Or, well, anything remotely human. Hiding your inability to draw behind exaggerated forms and stabilizers is how the pros do it I'm sure.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT YOUTUBEI JUST WANTED TO LISTEN TO SOME CAKENOT BE ASSAULTED BY YOUR FUCKING DUBSTEP ADSFUCK
>>2816617>Anon tries to kill himself.>His 'hands' cannot grasp the gun.>They cannot allow him to access the elevator to get to the roof of the building to throw himself from.>They cannot even throw him from a bridge.
>>2816634not only that but>bateman - e>batmanwoahWOAH
>>2816645>not using adblock plus>2004
>>2816627>Ross's Pinkie will never caress your face with her fat, froggish hands.
>>2816645>listen to some cakeTechnology!
>>2816569>whenever scootaloo tries to fly he falls to the ground because he's too heavy>he jumps off of sugar cube corner while rumbles's walking down the street>he lands on top of rumble with a thud> he has a half boner from the adrenaline>everyone watches as he slowly realizes where his meat stick is>he tries to be subtle about rubbing his meat on rumbles tight mare cunt>they both start grinding on each other not remembering where they are
>>2816625>This is sub-Liefeld crap, Ross7true9him
>>2816473>>2816479>>2816490Glad you like it!>>2816473>>2816480I think that makes it funnier.Also I fucked up that music staff. Have a fixed version because I'm a perfectionistic fuckhead.
>>2816645>not using abp>2012>ISHYGOFWGKTA
>>2816634>>2816651>spelling it "woah" not "whoa"
>>2816633>Luke Allen>reading thatno
>>2816529FACT FACT FACT
>>2816577>Writing's not my strong suitWhat _is_ your strong suit, Ross? Because it's not art, I can tell you that.
>>2816660oops skipped a bit>he climbs sugar cube corner in hopes of gaining enough speed to at least gilde
>>2816657>froggish i lol'd
>>2816665woah is phonetically correct
>>2816103anon is this too messy? i can ink over it if it is.
>>2816662Well done with the comicthis came to mind after looking at ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnI2dMuiAv0
>>2816675Getting people to hate him maybe?I'm not sure how he hopes to spin a career out of annoying MLPG though.
>>2816659No, Comfort Eagle!
>>2816672THIS POWER... IT'S AMAZING...NOW MAKE HER A GOD.
>>2816675I bet it's looking like a pedophile, he can pull that off real easy.
>>2816660D-see me after class
>>2816693I think the funniest thing Ross ever produced was his desire to be a "real" artist.Talk about delusion.
Would yousexually a marker pone?
>>2816698it's the first thing I've ever written about anythingI'm sorry I'll take my punishment
>>2816685HehehehehI can just imagine it>No, just n-no>Anon stop>Go away, I don't need a hug>You smell of spaghetti
>>2816713Mark pony is for marking, not for sexually.
>>2816696
>>2816685>eww gross, I'm not going to fuck a human!
>>2816693he doesn't want to get a career out of it, he just gets off on being victimisedlike he literally jacks off when people insult himit all goes back to that fat girl sitting on him, it ruined his life forever
>>2816696>Cult of Pinkie
>>2816722I would mark a marker pone sexually
>>2816671Listen, my eyes are closing. I need sleep. Here's the short version: Cadance's wings are physiologically whole, once the feathers grow in, but they lack the wingspan magic that would make them flight-capable. Little Twilight is very, very, very sorry, and promises never to try magic on another pony without their permission ever again.Over the years, Cadance works the muscles to the point that, with only a little spell, her wings can sustain a glide. That's why Twilight looks so surprised when she doesn't go splat in Wedding Pt.2.I'll post it on my dA when it's done. Thanks for the prompt. Good night!
>>2816732Can there be a Pieism religion?I would be that
>>2816725>Implying you have a choiceDont worry, you'll learn to like it soon.
>>2816716it wasn't cute, or sexy, or very funny eitherusually a >greentext strives to be at least one of thoseinstead i just got a little uncomfortable while reading it
>>2816734But using marker pony for something other than her intended purpose voids her warranty.
>>2816738That actually sounds fairly interesting.If I had the patience to read fanfiction any more I'd give it a go.Good job on the idea though, that sounds pretty good.
>>2816749I'll just give up, back to my hole.
>>2816734I would boop a marker pone sexually
>>2816657LOOK AT THESE FATTY SPORK HANDSSOFT TO THE TOUCHLIKE THREE CAT TONGUES AT ONCE, DRAWING CIRCLES ON YOUR SHOULDERS
>>2816746>Following a pony who isnt even best pony
>>2816732YES! ALL HAIL THE PINK GODDESS.
>>2816685>getting rejected by dash
>>2816685Hello I am that anonI'm not sure I quite agree with the look on Dash's face for the situation.She looks more like she just ate a gross food than she wants to be not cuddled.I feel like I'm nit picking here though, It looks amazing, thanks for doing it!
>>2816756>implying I give a shitShe's too cute not to fuck.
>>2816763>implying ACCUSATIONS
>>2816762>THAT FUCKING THUMBholy shit, I suddenly feel ten times more confident with the progress I've made in art
>>2816725>"Anon!">she speaks to you in a hushed whisper>"Not here. There's too many ponies around..."
>>2816780Oh you're damn right I'm implying some implications.
>>2816765>mfw i haven't seen artosis anon in a while
>>2816725I would rut that pone till she's wall-eyed and can't take a single step anymore without collapsing
>>2816762Its like she doesn't even have hands, she's just wearing gloves over her stumps.
>>2816794You don't have the stamina.
>>2816791that's why the general has been sliding into shit recently
>>2816760get back here, you pussyjust live and learn
>>2816621>Scootaloo's gloriously large wings are very sensitive to touch>she asks you to help her preen>her wings tremble at your touch, sending ripples along her feathers
>>2816784Ross is a constant source of inspiration for me. Everything he does screams of how not to art, and if anything he's been getting worse while everyone around him gets better.
>>2816788>Dash only acting disgusted at hugging and cuddling to preserve her reputation>The show has evidence that she would do thisYes...
>>2816692I was actually thinking of a snippet from Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In... although that was strangely appropriate as well.Okay. What should I do next?
>>2816807we'll see how long she lasts while I'm massaging her wings while doing her from behind
>>2816807Neither do I have that stupidly gorgeous pone;_;
>>2816767I struggled with the expression on this. I tried making her grit her teeth, but i thought this worked better. I'll practice expressions some more sometime (i have a list of major things i'm going to focus on and this is one of them). Thanks for the critique and I'm glad you liked it!Now for >>2816139I assume you just mean that female Caramel?
>>2816834exactlyshe has a reputation to uphold, you know?
>>2816838Can you do Big Mac Applejack and Applebloom sleeping on top of each other?
>>2816468>>2816621>>2816823>Scootaloo has to wear plus-size saddles>it's impossible to find one made for slender, athletic mares and not whales>you go to Rarity to order a special gift for your favorite orange pegasus
>>2816838AJ and her family as a bluegrass band.Fiddle, banjo, guitar, washtub bass etc.
MOTHAFUCKAS COME ON MOTHAFUCKAS COME ONIt's time for a new hornses ass>>2816859>>2816859>>2816859>>2816859>>2816859
>>2816789WORST PONE IS AN ENEMY OF FREEDOM!
>>2816823>you make sure to be gentle, delicately arranging her feathers and stroking your fingers along her wingspan>you reach down with one hand and start to slowly rub the pit of her wing>she gasps as both of her wings flare outward>you continue to rub, slowly kneading her aching muscles>she lets out a quiet sigh as her wings start to slacken at her sides, hanging limply, fully unfurled
>>2816854>"But you're worst pony"
>>2816897[CITATION NEEDED]
>>2816897She is a pure, open source pony who respects your freedom.
>>2816900I like making dash smile more than making her cry
>>2816900is there not a pic of her admitting she was worst ony?
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>>2816986this horse died of old age, anonwe are in new horse>>2816859
>>2816986Get your shit together anon. This horse is dead.
>>2815047How do you get that textured look?
PIZZA PAR-TAY IN DED THRED
Twilight is best pony
