My Little Pony GeneralLast Thread: >>2804103Let's get some SCIENCE up in this bitch
>rape
>>28070922slow
>>2807092New marker pone when?
>>2807068
so, whats the good word?
>>2807068>Ponibooru presentsLOL NOT ANYMORE
>>2807107
>Police Pony and Zebra Cop work in Canterlot>Sent to Manehattan for an investigation into a criminal ring that might have branches in other cities>8/10 of the cops in Manehattan are deer.
>>2807119dildos
>>2807119Pony.
>>2807127
>>2807132oh I get it
>>2807132>Zebra cop is voiced by Chris Tucker
>>2807118Again?
>>2807119Musky
>>2807132>They get sent up north to investigate a huge bit counterfeiting ring>Moose mounties help them out
>>2807148>not Chris Rock
>>2807148Slap yourself once on each cheek, point to your nose and tell yourself "no" for me.Obviously it'd be Danny Glover or Robert Guillaume.
Who's up for horsemafia
Have you giving it to her?
Is drug testing on animals science?
>>2807189did someone say horsemafia?
>>2807189I'd play a game
Look what you have done anon. Just look.
reposting in new thread>>2806952Woops, I forgot.>>2806948>you spend a few more minutes cuddling her, then retrieve your hoof cuffs from where they were dumped>once you have her restrained you start cleaning her up and removing the evidence of the cuddling>once that's done you call your partner then sit down and wait>Police Pony arrives along with half the force>your heroic story of overpowering your captors even as they put you through cuddle torture earns you much respect>you try to turn down the time off that you are offered but the chief forces you to take it>no one listens to the criminals claims that he was cuddled by you
>>2807132>big chase scene on carts>jumping over speed bumps, slamming through oddly placed fruit carts, sudden swerves to avoid a mare pushing a stroller >Eventually the bad guy's spin out and are caught>Police Pone and Zebra Cop are awarded for their heroism>Everyone forgets the ponies who were actually pulling the cart
>>2807196In many countries.....yes!
>>2807203I thought that was a gyro-bowl from the thumbnail
>>2807189I'd play
What's good, horsefolk?
>>2807106
>>2807196sometimes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc
>>2807232
>>2807234>You will never die from a catastrophic asteroid strike
>>2807096Holy shit...How delusional are they?>>2807090brony plz go
>>2807214>Please, Please don't cuddle us
>scienceFuck yeah.What could Twilight do with the computer she has in her basement? Would you bring with you all sorts of books on computing when you go to Equestria so you can while away nights working on advancing pony technology with her?
Pepsi
>>2807137eww>>2807139cool>>2807170 aight
>>2807252>implying
>>2807252consider the subject matter in which they delight, then ask that question again
>>2807258Pinkie get the fuck out Im cuddling Rarity.
Why are we getting spammed with information
daily dosehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43AuJjuxqAw
>>2807189>>2807202>>2807207>>2807226Get in herehttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157060?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2807214Wha t the hell could anyone do to make Applebloom upset?STEAL a cutie mark?
>>2803850Hehehe
>>2807068Did someone say science?
>>2807284SOMEBODYANYBODYMAKE IT STOP
>>2807262I`m afraid I wouldn`t understand most of her technology, and she`d just end up getting mad.I would still try and learn for her.
>>2807258>Diamond Dogs try to abduct Rarity while she is gem hunting>you pop out of your hiding place and cuddle the Diamond Dogs>when Rarity tries to thank you you cuddle her too>Spike did the smart thing and ran
>>2807196>watching horror flick>couple stories in one movie>guy takes experimental drug>makes his sperm monstrously big>continues to grow to Godzilla sizeOh man my sides
I want to be a pone scientist that eventually falls in love with Twilight after we get to know one another working on projects together
>>2807146I'm glad someone did.I wish Art-Anon had drawn more of them, even if they're only barely show-related.
>>2807284
>>2807215You know what is the line between cuddle torture and show of affection?'Cause I'd like to show Police Pone some affection if you know what I mean~
>>2807242Quality research.
>>2807316>But he waddles so slow>You chase him down and cuddle him the hardest as he screams bloody murder.
>this threadSHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
>>2807284>why are we getting spammed with informationwhy did this statement make me laugh so hard?
Outside of magic, what would be Twilight's favorite field of study?
>>2807299>give to fluffy pony general>they all get banned in two minutes
>>2807329Fuck infographics.
>>2807341Because information make you strong.
>>2807284Probably mad fluffy pony fags
How would your favorite pony react to head scratches?
Graphire 3 ded. Is bamboo tablet decent?pls I need to butts
>>2807326Some ponies probably shouldn't do science
>>2807196Drug testing on animals can be science, yesUnless you're just doing it for fun
Maybe one more sketch?
>>2807340/co/ is education Yahtzeeanon
>>2807342pornology.
>>2807341You were not the only one, man
>>2807340It's not really, you know, science. It's just some pretty pictures.
>>2807340 Which pony is most likely to listen to 80s new wave and synth pop?inb4 someone mentions Lazare
>>2807368hahaThese were all great man, thanks
Do you even lift, MLPG?
>>2807342History.
>>2807316>One resists, trying to fight you off, snapping at your hands and trying to punch you or throw you off of him>even he breaks when you speak the words to him>"Who's a good boy?"
>>2807371>>2807371but this is /mlp/, or is it?I actually had to check for a second if I was on /co/ or /mlp/
>>2807342Magic/friendship, if it doesn`t count as a branch of science.If it does then anthropology I guess, or history
Sciencespammer pls
>>2807343I don't think "transhumanism" is a "religion" -- I think it's just some stupid irrelevant bullshit.
>>2807376>space elevatorahahahah you had me going until that point
Science is for eggheads
>>2807388That looks messed up.
>>2807368I dont think cops have the authority to send you to the moonn....
>>2807395this thread is /co/, the lone island of sanity in this vast ocean of urine
>>2807398You kinda did man.>Let's get some SCIENCE up in this bitchWhat a shame.
>>2807416
Oh god why
This Butts thread needs more butts.
>>2807432dooks pls go or post el president dog.
>>2807425I never asked for this thread
>>2807416But science can be cute
>>2807434this thread needs more interesting pictures
>>2807414NO NO YOU DON'T GET ITALL WE NEED IS SOME MAGICWE CAN DO ANYTHING LOLALL IT TAKES IS SCIENCE** - meaning "some shit I heard on a Discovery Channel special once"
>rarity likes cleaning things>applejack is often dirty>sometimes rarity cleans applejack>lol lesbiund ship cannonlol no.
>>2807434>Ass to mouthI love that position.
>>2807434aww yiss
>>2807432>Enrique Pony NietoNo seas mamon hahahaha
>>2807440
>>2807432HAHAHAHA
>>2807344that doesn't work. We'd have to get them instead to use the file extention for javascript dot-jay-ess which is still an autoban from that one thing in 2008.Here's another thing from 2008.
>>2807448>shipping
>>2807441ponology is the science of cute
>>2807438Mexico is el capital mundial de las fiestas.
Deaf, what do you think of Flutterbear?
>Had to run four blocks to catch the train to go home.>While listening to This Day Aria.It was so perfect I almost cum.
>>2807482It's silly, like many things.
Cutest threads all day.Good lord these greentexts are adorable.
>>2807448>denying canonicity of that which is established as canon in canon law
You like Pepsi too?
>>2807335>Police Pony comes over the next night with some soup she made>she asks how your doing and tells you to stop acting so tough all the time when you tell her you're fine>you invite her back to the couch and resume the movie that you were watching>the two of you finish the soup in silence>out of the corner of your eye you notice that she is crying>when you ask her what's wrong she sobs loudly and says she was scared for you>you pat her on the back and tell her that she doesn't have to worry, but when you try to pull your hand back she grabs it>she looks into your eyes and tells you that she cares about you, and not just as your partner>the movie continues unwatched as the two of you passionately cuddle until the sun rises
So ... mlpg I'm just practicing some sketching and thought of a Horrible idea.See that fifth panel? Let's play a game. Post an expression or emotion you want me to draw for yellow quite and I may draw it if you get doubles or something. Good Luck! Have Fun!
>>2807484>strolling down the street>see a random dude wearing earphones and writhing on the ground with a stain slowing growing in the crotch of his jeans>turn around and walk i the opposite direction
>>2807368Damn, his lines don't make no sense.. "Tell us what we want" is kinda stupid, in hindsight. So sleepy...>>2807420Yeah, but he wanted to scare the guy. I would piss myself if an angry zebra threatened me with 1000 years on the moon.>>2807386Thanks, it was fun doing them. for you. I especially liked the afro-one, I couldn't stop laughing, my friends on skype thought I had finally gone coco.G' Night, MLPG.
>>2807490What is hte single most CUTEST thing your favorite pony could ever possibly do?
>>2807448Haven't you ever heard that opposites attract?AJ/Rarity, RD/TS, and fS/PP.
>>2807500No. Dr.Pepper on the other hand
>>2807509those look bad and you should try to improve
>>2807509rape.
>>2807509Sex emotion
>>2807529Haven't you ever heard that that's bullshit?
>>2807509
>>2807432jajajajajajajajaJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA
>>2807495>implying hasbro would establish anything non-heteronormative and risk upsetting the parents of small children
>>2807529Which is complete bullshit but meh
>>2807495I'm not saying I have a problem with squigglekicker, dare I say it's my favorite ship, but don't tell me it's "canon".
>>2807529>fs/PPHow many times do we have to go through this?Rarity/AJRD/TSPinkie/CakesFluttershy/nobody
>>2807509>Yellow quite>quiteI say!
>>2807518This boner of mine.
>>2807529Have you ever heard of "thats bullshit" ?
>>2807529FS/Spike
>>2807425>sticking to the topicBut seriously, image dumping is spam. I appreciate the effort though if your intentions were pure.
>>2807509If you're going to draw them head-on, remember that ponies still have snouts and thus both their nostrils are visible. Pic related.Drawing Fluttershy like that makes her face look uncannily human.
>>2807554Fs/animals
>>2807507hnnnnng
>be 22 6’4’ 230lbs built>be at a buffet >bulking >walking towards the crab legs>fatty also going for the crab legs but is winded from the walk and slow so i beat him there by a mile>while getting crab legs he watches intently>then comes to stand behind me>feel two light slaps on my right elbow>like hes saying “enough” or move it>hear the voice of samuel l jackson>”aww hell nah, knock this motherfucker out”>fucking hit this guy>clean shot to the chin>dude is out cold before he hits the floor>back of his head hits the floor so hard it cracks the tile>friend is standing on the other side of my like “wtf omg”>it was him to slapped my elbow>trying to mess with me>like tapping someone on the shoulder and walking around them kinda thing>tossed down a couple bills on the counter on my immediate exit of the place>friend says the guy had a seizure and was still out cold like 30minutes later>mfw fatties gonna fat
>>2807521Honestly these threads were itI like it when they pretend to not like it when they get cuddled and hugged.
>>2807500no, but someone else does
>>2807571No, too anthro for my tastes.
>>2807572Mr Cake does a better job explaining this.
>>2807571Go AWAY, alplblewm.
>>2807572>implying genetics is that simpleSo how's high school
>>2807572all that autism...saved
>>2807552It's totally canon. DYEWTS?>>2807542Didn't you hear? Hasbro's board of directors is filled with postmodern critical theorists now. MLP:FiM runs on biopower, mah nigs.
concordia, mmentsbi
>>2807585>things that diddnt happen
>>2807613you're annoying
>>2807600I will, the day that I am alplblewm.Then I will kill myself.
>>2807368>>2807518http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VhTfXJzXPf>Hooray more Vocaroo for you guysI don't think I got an "old" enough sound, but I hope you like this regardless.
>>2807599I still say One Piece Genetics is the simplest answer>My ancestor was once a x>therfore if my kid is a X nobody cares because it's oviously soemthign fro mthe family trees
>>2807572If ancestor is a different type of pony one of it's descendent could be that type of ponyFor more info see One Piece Mermen explicationsIs basically the same shit
That fell when you are productive.Good fall.
>>2807618Guys I really like planepones, what's wrong with me
>>2807592The only ponies I could see "pretending" to not like it would be Dash and RarityEveryone else seems much more stright forward
>>2807627Hey that was pretty good, made me laugh
>>2807600No.You can never leave MLPG.
>>2807630That´s exactly what he said>I have unicorn blood>She have pegasus blood
>>2807638Why is Rartuh tiny while Seetuh is large?
>>2807622Don't be like that, anon-kun~
>>2807638This is so rufus Tess.
>>2807653what is perspective?
>>2807585>creatine. not even once
>>2807638Boing Boing BoingKawaii
>>2807642I like plane ponies, but i also liked strike witches, i guess what i'm saying, is i'd fuck a plane.
>>2807638So how many commisions remain? And what are they?
>>2807627>vocarooThis is gonna be one of those threads, isn't it?
>>2807662that must be one long ass bed
>>2807638
>>2807573 It's a human face, but your comment is appreciated anyway. I realize this style is not appreciated here hence why I hid it.
>>2807642Nothing at all.Until you want to start riding around in them intimately.
>>2807638>>2807638That is one gigantic sweetie belle.
>>2807653perspectives nigga
>>2807642Plane ponies are just one of those things that works really well.[BRRRRRRRRRRRT]
>>2807661
i'm sleeping now
>>2807673>one guy vocaroos a few lines>vocaroo threadYou are such a moron, it's almost funny.
>>2807653I cannot perspective.>>2807675>>2807687Rub it in why don't you?
guys what about..what about..you ready for this? what about the science of pone farts?
Hey, someone mind laying that sounds script on me real quick?
>>2807696We've been My Little Overreaction General for a while now.
>>2807702okay.
>>2807638Thats reallt cute, but the perspective makes me think Sweetie is the bigger ponyWhich is simple inasane
>>2807689I'd ride in a plane pone.
>>2807710http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/133802
>>2807715What if Poison Joke?
>be at home>doorbell rings>front door curtain is closed>slide curtain away>What. The. Fuck>fatty mc double fat standing in front of my door>holds a collection box>slowly open the door, she starts panting out a line she practiced at home>”Ihm, hehre, tho, chollect, mhoneys, fhor, thee, diabeetus, fhund.” >give her a long bertstare, waiting for her to explain herself or atleast inform me properly. >Locked eyes for atleast 25 seconds before closing the door>She just waddles away, too lazy to even speak or ring again>I still do not comprehend what happened
Would you help Rainbow Dash get the ants out of her pony vagina?
>>2807679you will never understand our symbiotic relationship
NEW HORSEMAFIAhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157104?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2807451...I thought ass to mouth was a sequence of events, not a position.
>>2807721Sweetie being the big sister?That's a crazy anon! Nothing good could ever come of it!
>>2807699no not like that, not like that at all.less lizard like.
>>2807725>anon ponyyes!
>>2807722>antiRossi approve.
so, what are everyone predictions for season 3?Villain?heroes?Neutrals? yes I know this had been asked thousands of time. I'm just trying to start something
>>2807725Meant to quote>>2807627Time for me to go, I guess...
>>2807733That sounds awfulI'd probably hose it down, because I'm sure giving her oral sex at a time like this is a bad idea.
>>2807740It's both
>>2807577>the two of you must keep your new relationship a secret because it is against regulations>there are several close calls when the two of you almost get walked in on while cuddling in a bathroom or closet>after a few years most everyone knows about your relations ship, but they don't bring it up because you are both damn fine cops
>>2807749I want the villain to be female
>>2807749Kobolds Kobolds Kobolds!
>>2807725Vocafag here.I DO likes me some Octavia.
>>2807749Shameless brony pandering everywhere.
>>2807733The first time I ever saw a horse up close as a kid was on some field trip to a farm or somethingThe hose I saw had a huge ding dong, which was SWARMING with antsI have forever be horrified and would never let an ant touch a pony if I could help it
>>2807671Technically two. One was finished, but it's still waiting to be approved.The other will be finished tomorrow, and after they're all approved, I can work on other shit in peace.
>>2807749Discord and Chrysalis alliance
>>2807782The horse was getting off to it.That horse was Reu
>>2807782whoa man
>>2807749>Doesn't know MLP:FiM is canceled
>>2807805Reu would like to hear more about ant covered dongs
>>2807776mah nigga
>>2807782Ants are the worst kind of people.>>2807784Tess, can you draw this, a pony telling off some ants?
>>2807805>>2807799that FUCKING timing
>>2807749New 1shot characters.
>>2807708
>>2807749Well it's confirmed the Discord is returning so there's that. All that remains is to see what they do with him.Kill him off again or make him a recurring villain.I personally hope they just make him like Q. Comes for an episode fucks around and leaves coming another time for the same thing
>>2807776Seems the Diamond Dogs already sort of fill that niche. Maybe we will see more of them?
>>2807749More griffons!
>>2807834It's confirmed that De Lancie is returning.
>>2807833God I love Derpy.
>>2807836Diamond dogs are more like gnolls.
yo yo yo yo whats up MLPGTime for the most pathetic shit ever on the internet! Which pony do I pretend to cuddle with tonight?
>>2807862Cadence
>>2807862me
>>2807849De Lancie doesnt really do other voices, he just has his voice
>>2807862Doubles says The horse from Beauty and the BeastGood night
>>2807862Gilda
>>2807862cola pony
I still can't leave the General.I don't even read it anymore, the tab's justtherebut I can't close it
>>2807862Bonbon
>>2807874Cadance, againYay.No, she's an ok pony and was nice last time.Thanks again MLPG and may all your dreams come true!
>>2807881just like christopher walken
>>2807894What you have is a disease!
>>2807862 CRACKLE
>>2807901hooray hoorayCadence is beauty
>>2807862Your waifu
Though I approve of Derpibooru trying to ban Fluffy ponies, I feel it is ultimately futile because all the fuckers have to do is make Ponies on the show being the ones who abuse the things.I don't want mai Waifu Rarity being reduced to a tool simply to facilitate the edgey teenager brutality like this.
Ponaehttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157127?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2807834They could do a flashback episode or episodes to Celestia and Luna's original defeat of Discord.
>>2807853They seem to be a mix of Gnolls, Goblins and Kobolds, honestly.
>>2807881>Another Discord episode>hurr>durr>elements of harmony
>>2807769I like you, anon
>>2807907A happy fun disease of mico scopic ponies in your blood! Soon you'll be dead but you''ll be too full of SUNSHINE SUNSHINE to care!
>>2807917CadAnce, Reu.
>>2807902GUYSWHAT IFThe next villan was voiced by christopher walken
>>2807500
>>2807930>Police pony handcuffs you>So what>You cute pick her up and hug her with your bound wrists>"Back up! I need back up! All units, help!"
>>2807922I dont have any problem with Epic Mafia or posting the links here or anything, so dont take this like I'm trying to yell at youBut I'd like to point out that saying pony in a post doesn't make it pony related.
>>2807957PFFFFTHAHAHA
I want a hilariously incompetent villain voiced by weird al.
>>2807966Uhh, I'm pretty sure it does, dude
>>2807500Drinking Pepsi instead of Coke?What are you a HIPSTER?
>>2807921I think it's amusing that you believe they'll be that mechanistic.
>>2807943Why hello....my LITTLE ponies. such friendship...in...this...world. It makes...me SICK.
>>2807991I READ IT ALL IN HIS VOICE AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>2807957LOL PEPSI XD
>>2807987They said they would do it in their thread.
>>2807921Fluffy pony is now a banned tag, its not allowed any more period.
>>2807991He is Applejack dad
>>2808002Stay mad Rarifag
>>2807957PEPSI XD LELFUN NEW MEME
>>2807976Hmm. Noted.
>>2807991Yes.
>>2807987They're planning to do it.The things is they don't care who or what abuses Fluffy Ponies (be it Humans or other Fluffy Ponies or regular Ponies)They care that Fluffy Ponies are abused.
>>2807973i want a hilariously weird villain voiced by incompetent al
>>2807925I say bring on Discord episodes.
>>2808022>>2808002LE U MAD XDDDD
>>2808014You think they're smart enough to try and disguise the content as something else to sneak it past the filtAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA! HAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD I'M SORRY I CAN'T SAY IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!
>>2808002>>2808022Your tears are delicious rarifags
>>2808014Fluffy pony as it is now is banned.I doubt fluffybutts original fluffy sweetie would be banned material, for example. Nor Rose's stuff.
I really want to hug a pony.I know I sound full brony whining about it but I don't care any more. I really need to hug a pony. Any of them
>>2808004>>2808025"They" meaning the mods at derpybooru.I mean, what, you really think that the mods will see fluffy shit with some actual show-related characters in it and say, "Oh, well it's got Twilight forcing a knife up that tribble's cunt, so I guess I can't delete it."?That's not how being a mod works.
>>2808014>Draw a picture of Twilight crushing a Fluffy Pony>Tag is as Twilight Gore/Guro You are not very smart.
Why aren't you working on your art?
>>2808045Poor Art-Anon probably won't have a chance in hell of getting his stuff into it, though.
>>2807961>you climb to the top of Town Hall>Pegasi start swarming you and you try to bat them out of the air
>>2808054I talk about how I want to marry and spend the rest of my life with Twilight all the timewelcome to MLPG
Yeah that's great and all but uhwhen's next horse episode
posted a while agoseason 3 beginning>Twilight and the gang are called to canterlot>told that Discord has escaped once again but didn't take the elements>mane 6 goes to face him with the elements in hoof>Discord: tsk tsk, now now my little ponies.we can't have those pesky elements ruining our fun now can we.>snaps his fingers>elements shatter>Discord: if you want to get rid of me, there is one thing you need to do>snaps his fingers again>music starts playing>COME ON AND SLAM, AND WELCOME TO THE JAM>discord pulls a basketball out from behind his back>all you need to do, is beat me in a space jam
>>2808058because ive got a video game backlog im not playing and procrastination to procrastinate.
>>2808074They dunk him
>>2808055>That's not how being a mod worksIf they start deleting content related to the show directly then the Mods can just do whatever the fuck they want.
>>2807991I read that half in his voice and half in William Shatner's voice.
>>2808073December
>>2808042LOLOLOLO PAPSEE NEW EPIC MEME JUST LIKE THAT ONE PORN THING LOLOLELLOLU MADE? RARIFAGS???
>>2808056People can still flag, I believe. ANd I'm sure the people that are there 24/7 will migrate.
>>2808072>Rarifags in charge of jokes.>Rarifags in charge of not being most retarded Xfags.
>>2808023We also play with pony skins, just so you know.It is literally mafia horse.
HEY BRONYS GIVE ME A LOW HOOF!\)
>>2808074I will have been waiting for that moment all of my life.
>>2808084mods can always do whatever the fuck they want. Thats why mods are always faggots
>>2808058because I want to lie down and read. And none of my sketches make me want to finish them.
>>2808058My wrist hurts. I can't draw bear butts when it hurts this bad.
>>2808098seriously? pony skins? ok, brony
>>2807921Oh, hey boner.. Odd time, pal!
>>2808074>they start to beat discord>discord; not one to play fair, calls in his allies>Godzilla and a Reaper>ponies begin to loose>commander Shepard and Charles Barkley come to help the ponies
>>2808067I love them all, thouhgh I guess I'm a PinkiefagI could be with any of them for the rest of my life. But they would need to be human versions or I would need to be a pony if we're going to do any sex. But thats ok. I would be happy with just non sexual cuddles foever
>>2808074OH SHIT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
>>2808083well he certainly gets dunked, but first the pones need to conscript help from lebron james
>>2808055That's the slippery slope though.Cause if they start deleting it despite the pictures manily being focused on a Pony from the show doing something, they can start deleting anything.Not Fluffy Pony related Gore.Rule 34 or Fetishes they don't approve ofAnything they don't approve ofThey'd be Ponychan 2.0 and then someone would make Twilightbooru and everyone would flock there because they wouldn't want to deal with power tripping mods
>>2808118>Doing things with a pony theme is now strictly for bronies
>>2808084Why, yes. Yes they can.You know that they're moderators for a website, right? Not some sort of bureaucrat accountable to elected leaders or something, right? They're not cops -- you can't ask for their badge number and file a lawsuit because they deleted your inane pictures.
>>2808074MANE SIX VS:DISCORDTRIXIEROVERGILDAGARBLEAHUITZOTLDREEEEEEAM TEEEEEAM
>>2808074my body will never be ready
>>2808032I love this pone. It is the best pone.
>>2808120>not bill murray
>>2808074>bunch of Changelings come on>they transform into Ponystars>they have the skill of the best basketball players of Equestria>they stole those powers
>>2808128It could go that way, but it probably won't. And if it does, who cares?
>>2807930Thanks. That was fun.
>>2808092>>2808056>>2808014>>2807921Honestly, I don't care what you guys say - I'm glad Ponibooru is dead. A bad connection, nonexistent quality-control/moderation, and a lazy shitstain of an owner who couldn't be arsed to keep that rusty tub afloat. Once the fluffy pony crowd found it, it got even worse - at least half of its traffic was fluffy pony greentexts.Good fucking riddance.
>>2808141>mfw Rarity will be benched because she'd rather be a cheerleader
>Girlfriend was still at work, so had to do grocery’s>Bring son with me>At the supermarket, asking him what he’d like for dinner>”BROCCOLI! BROCCOLI!”>The landwhale of landwhale’s wife overheard my kid actually choosing the broccoli>Tells me I brainwashed him, “kids aren’t supposed to like vegetables”.>What the fuck am I hearing?>Tell her to mind her own damn business.>She DEMANDS me to get french fries for my kid>bitchplease.jpg>Tell her to shut the fuck up and get lost>She starts following me troughout the store, constantly saying I must say “shut the fuck up” again and she’d beat me down>wtf is up with this psycho?>She starts gasping for air because she’d been walking over 2 minutes without a break>Son asks why she’s turning into a piggy (gotta love little kids)>Her gasping for air litterally sounded like a squealing pig, and her face was getting a strange pink/red taint>mfw my son actually thought she was changing into a pig
>>2808141Twilight can handle all of them alone, except Discord.
Is is just me or did Epicmafia just shit the bed
>>2808132Indeed it is. Ironically enough, watching and liking the show is not.
>>2808166>at least half of its traffic was fluffy pony greentexts.That's bullshit.No way Fluffy Pony is that popular
>>2808167>Rarity in a cheerkleader outfitunf
>>2808141>AHUITZOTLbut that was a fictional villan
But pone can't dribble unless it's semen
>>2808178again
>>2808166We're not talking about Ponibooru you stupid shit.
At least those fluffyponyfags never found out about chubby ponies
>>2808188I just realized I forgot Chrysalis. She can replace him.I'm so sorry my Queen ;_;
>>2808176you have an awesome kid
>>2808188Anon, they're all fictional villains.
>>2808146I like to think she is still out there somewhere, passing out propeller beanies to worthy ponies
>>2808195Derpibooru is what's going to replace Ponibooru. Learn2Context.
>>2808141who's Garble?
>>2808176I'm crying
>>2808179But with that logic, you're a brony too.
>>2808208But he's like double fictional
>>2808196We did, we just didn't ever think they were worth abusing.They're actually cute in a chubby kind of way
>>2808211The red leader of the dragon teens.
>>2807678If you're trying to make her look human then you should go all the way. That is, fix her hairdo and ears. Right now you're in that horrifying zone known as anthro.
>>2807193
>>2808210>Context>Everyone is talking about deleting fluffy ponies off of derpybooru>"I'M GLAD PONIBOORU IS GONE"What context?
>>2808074[1]
>>2808002>>2808022>>2808052>>2808087
>>2808226ah, thanks
>>2808235The context he just gave you, moron.
>>2808213And so are you. We are all bronies here.
>>2808100(/
>>2808242Have any mountain dew?
THIS IS WHAT FLUFFY PONY BECAME
>>2808251>tfw GG will never do more Princess Bitch for usSo much potential lost forever
>>2808253Sprite would be fine for me
>>2808248But that wasn't part of the discussion at allWhy would he even say thatWhy would he say "I don't care what you guys have to say," when nobody said anything about it?
>>2808254WHY DID IT BECOME THIS?
>>2808253>>2808260I want some jarritos ese.
>>2808193>you will never fall sleep with you pony waifu, it being everything you thought it would be and better>You will never wake up early, in that funny way that happens sometimes>You will never lay there, pony still embraced in your arms and see she's drooled a little while sleeping>You will never gently rub it away from her mouth, making her squirm slightly but then continue to rest with a smile on her face>You will never holder he just a little tighter and go back to sleep, happy to know you have the day off and can do this all day
>>2808264WHY DOES THIS EXIST MLPG? WHY?
New shootanhorsehttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157173?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2808260You know I could see Rarity with Sprite. Not her favorite but tolerable.
>>2808280Website still ded
>>2808183Whats that? Rarity as a cheerleader?
>>2808286click retry
What if SURGE pony?
>>2808276Gaze upon it and reflect on all the misery in this world.
>>2808273shit, i just want to do this with a girl.
>>2808276Because someone couldn't handle /mlpg/ having fun and decided they wanted to spoil it.Just focus on what it WAS, not what it BECAME.
>>2808254>>2808264>badong
>>2808240which pony would you dunk, MLPG?
>>2808276>>2808264>>2808254Because the MLP fandom is large enough that some fags from /jp/ decided Yukkuri weren't good enough anymore.
>>2808298NOW IN 64 BIT COLOR 3D
>>2808304It was shitty before it became shittier.
>>2808287but that's cuteI sort of wanted sexy
>>2808328I'd rather have MLPG's fluffy pony, frankly. It was shitty, but it was OUR kind of shitty.
>>2808240AJ --sexually--
>>2808273At what time do I wake up for real.
>>2808276I have the weirdest boner.
>>2808280Need 2 more for horsemafian
>>2808311Scootaloo and Dash 2v1Because they needs some humbling
>>2808301But anonymous, real people are horrible creatures.
>>2808346Oh well thenIf you want more of this horror so I could post some staringRainbow Dash
>>2808361not my artist waifu
>>2808337This is true of everything pertaining to this fandom.
>>2808301Fun story, sharing a bed with a girl is actually not that greatYour back will be stiff and achy, and it will be uncomfortably hot. Girls is like, crazy humanoid furnaces.Also the periodic pressure of their chest expanding against yours will sorta linger for a while after you get up.
PONIES
>>2808360why does a filly need to be humbled?
>>2808304>>2808276>>2808264>>2808254>>2808324I just wanted a cute thread with cartoon horses.Is that so much?
>>2808360>Scootaloo thinks she's on Dash's team>Ends up being the towl filly, or the ball
>>2808380That sounds lovely. I can turn on the fan and cuddle all night
>>2808389Neither of those are ponies.
>>2808304That fluffy pony looks so happy...
Haha. What a faggot.
>>2808389
>>2808389Yes.Gone are the days of /co/ when we could discuss cute ponies doing cute thingsNow only grimdarkness remains
>>2808402that is clearly a scene from babycakes. it has piggy pinkie and everything
>>2808402Piggies are pony related.
>>2808380Achy as all get out, sure, but truth be told it's the best sleep I've ever had even when we didn't just have sex
Need 2 more people to shoot your favorite ponyhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157173?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2808380Anonshe could be sticking me with needles for all I care. I just really need something to lay against that hase a pulse for a change.
>>2808416>Now only grimdarkness remainsMore like only fetishness remains
>>2808380I don't even think I could do it anymore.Too much time alone, so much that I prefer it now.
>>2808409Nothing from /co/ is sacred. Absolutely nothing.Goodbye.
>>2808425So get a dog
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponieshttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wingboner-cloppinghttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lyra-plushieThis is a monument to all your sins mlpg.
saw cheer life then it was over
>>2808425>>2808401>>2808420Maybe I'm just inhuman thenI don't really have any appreciation for the contact.
>>2808380>sharing a bed with a girl is actually not that greatfuck you, it's not that great
>>2808253>>2808260>>2808268
>>2808416INTO THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FUTURE
>>2807769BEST ENDING
>>2808402Okay fair enough.How about this?Can we start posting some of our favorite humanizations?
>>2808445That's not even half of it. Basically everything is our fault in some way,
>>2808464>there will never be an episode explaining why Fluttershy loves that insufferable cunt so much
>>2808444I have a dog. He doesnt like to lay in bed.Pluse it would be so much better to snuggle something that I'm attracted to at a primal level. You people who have had relationships have no idea what its like
>>2808457Who in the fuck likes Pepsi, you are worst pony
>>2808445I thought that would be the archive
>>2808457Thats fine I like it too.It better be fucking cold though.
>>2808475coming right up
>>2808475Shit, I have way to many favorites.
>>2808445
>>2808457
>There will never be enough wide femrover hips
>>2808501
>>2808475My favorite one is that dash one that has been getting posted a bit recently.I never saved it though, I wonder why.
>>2808501>Flitter and CC>OctaviaOh God. I love this artist even more now.
>>2808488Except...we do. I was single until I was 22.Now that I HAVEN'T been single, turns out I prefer being single.
>>2808501>>2808519Wow, I really like these. Why haven't I seen this artist before?
>>2808445>knowyourmeme
>>2808475I like how you draw them but you rarely do...GC here is a favorite of mine.
>>2808508>there will never be a pone gif like this
>>2808457LE PEPSI
>>2808475I would everyone of these, and I'm not gay at all.
Please I need Pinkie. Any Pinkie. Even if it's only pretend. Any
>>2808509What if we got JJ or Slugbox to draw femrover hips?
What if Rarity was in a spanish pepsi commercial?
>>2808475
>>2808521Is it this one?
>>2808531>Im 22 nowMaybe theres hope still
>>2808519I really really like how Fluttershy seems to be the tall one and seems ebaressed by it
>>2808550>ass blush
i rushed home as fast as i could today so i could read fanfics.
>>2808545Here, have an image Pinkie
>>2808560fixd
>>2808561No, although I don't hate that as much as I feel I should.It really reminds me of ganguro though, and I hate ganguro.
>>2808519>>2808501Those arms are all at 90? angles. This proves that I'm a much better artist.
I really like this artist's humans, but as far as I can tell he or she hasn't made any more.>>2808501>>2808519Now those are some good fucking humans.
>>2808586oh my god
>go out with my roommate to buy a fan for the living room>decide on a rather powerful tower fan with a remote control>take it back home, set it up. roommate goes to work>sitting on the couch turning the fan on and off randomly out of bredom>suddenly get an idea>get down on my knees in front of the fan with remote control in hand>close my eyes and imagine Fluttersh'y beautiful face and mane. now her wings, tail, then flank>flick the fan on, then off quickly>on, then right off>make a light fart sound with my mouth every time the burst of air hits me>inhale deeply, imagining it's fluttershy's gorgeous smelling flatulence>start schlicking madly>after two AMAZING orgasms, I absent-midesly reach for something to wipe my hands and thighs with>later after I'm done I realize it's my roommates favorite blouse
>>2808586Her ass is a little wide for me, but I'd still slap it just to watch it jiggle
>>2808550>JJ
what would you do if you find out your girlfriend is in to bestiality?
>>2808599humans
>>2808563Seriously want my advice?Pretend you're confident. Pretend you're funny. Keep at it for long enough and people will start to believe you.If you're fat or sickly skinny, get some dang exercise/some dang food. Go read the /fit/ FAQ or some shit. I was an adipose fuck, and then I started playing DDR. I'm still a little squishy but I'm at least basically rectangular.All that shit might take a coupla years, but it's worth it. Start right fucking now.
>>2808586Take note, Ross. THIS is how you do an attractive overweight character.>ross>taking notes
>>2808542I like those, who's the artist?
>>2808608>slapwhatever happened to just giving it a good, soft feel?just look at how plush she looks
>>2808613>Mrs. Cakeoh lawdUNF
>>2808617Buy a horse!
>>2808621>Pretend you're confident. Pretend you're funnyThis is the best advice anyone can give you.
>>2808577>People still think a horses ass is the same as the plot
>>2808617>implying I didn't already know that about Fluttershy
>>2808622THIS is also how you do an attractive overweight character
>>2808573more
Really?
You want it?
>>2808605sorry to hear about your friend's blouse
>>2808648No, it's how you do an overweight furry bullshit.
>>2808638...You're confusing it for flank, anon.Plot pretty explicitly refers to 'ass'.
>>2808653Yes.
>>2808664deaf plspls deaf, pls
New horsemafiahttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157217?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2808605>schlickingyou a tranny or something
>>2808637Seriously. Pretend long enough that it becomes habit, people will start to believe you. And humor is my only social skill, and it has never not been enough.
>>2808653Really.
iib4 >racist
>>2808688>humanEw, gay
>>2808176ok heres one with my nephew in it:>he is 4 and fucking bro tier level awesome>he sees katy perry on the tv and tells mommy and aunty titan that he thinks she is pretty>they ask him why>“she has big boobs and a pretty face and pretty body“>Ganymede tells him she has big boobs too>“mommys dont count, katy perry pretty“>ask him if he thought adele was pretty>“no, she fat“>they both spend the next 5 minutes telling him how katy perry is too thin and men should want women with more meat on their bodies.>he is arguing back that katy perry is pretty and they are not>They pull up pictures of fat girls and tell him thats what he should look for in a woman.>they expect me to back them up.>Nope.jpeg>turn fatrage on me, telling me i shouldnt let him think its ok to date anorexic girls and I’m just taking his side because im thin>they are arguing with a 4 year old.>a fucking toddler.
>>2808617Would you agree to go to Equestria if it meant you were turn in to a cute little pony, but all the ponies became human and thought you were the cutest thing EVER?
>>2808560>>2808586>>2808622There must be a reason other artists can draw the same character, and completely 180 the reaction.I will get to the bottom of this in the name of science.Oh and artistic reasons too.
>>2808648I honestly don't find that attractive.Like, at all.Seriously, I enjoy a bit of chub on my girls but those hips are just straight up disgustingly fat.
plane pone vore pls
>>2808664>Deaf in charge of good tastefaggot
>Spam from another shitty tumblr
>>2808664Fuck you Deaf, you have shit taste in everything.
>>2808621none of that helps if you can't get out enough because of school and work
>>2808685I know that feel man.
>>2808736>that feel when you want to see what's under that tuft
>>2808721Debatable. I just know I'm not too fond of Anthro.
>>2808736He is a really good artist in general.
>>2808739EXCEPT SCHOOL AND WORK ARE FULL OF FUCKING PEOPLE YOU DEFEATIST FUCK
>>2808621>mfw this worked when I was 14Basically, I started to act like a arrogant, crazy douche because it was funny and my friends and classmates liked itNow, I pretty much am one
>>2808711That's the main reason why I like humanizations. So many different takes to the same characters.
>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119>>2807119to...hell with Georgia?(someone with skill needs to make a ponified Buzz)
>>2808739>none of that helps if you can't get out enough because of school Are you for real?
Would you a gassy pony?
>>2808541
>>2808765>*grab*Is that really necessary
>>2808766Aww shit motherfucker
>>2808711I don't like Twilight much as a black girlAd a cute Indian girl, though
>>2808761Well yeah high school's the normal time to be doing this sort of thingbut honestly you can start whenever.
>>2808786LELELELEL EPIC WIN
>>2808663>>2785724Fluttershy got the biggest plot
>>2808791>furry weekend>bronies
>>2808786HAHAHAHAHA
does this pepsi meme have anything to do with that porn of Rarity fucking a pepsi OC?
>>2808770>>2808760>get up at 5>go home at 9>go to sleep an hour laterGEE, SURE IS PLENTY OF TIME TO SOCIALIZE GEE SANDY, WANT TO COME OVER TO MY PLACE AND PASS OUT? NO? THOUGHT SO!
So the right is a complete improvement, or no?
>>2808746Still no.Those thighs are just waaay too exaggerated.There's chub and then there's just straight up fat, and those thighs and hips belong in the latter.
>>2808790Yes.
>>2808821I like the left better.Do you upload these anywhere?
>>28086811 MORE PERSON NEEDED TO MAFIA YOUR FAVORITE PONY
>>2808821I didn't think the face needed as much work as the body.
>>2808791>>2808791>>2808791NO WAY WHY DID I GRADUATE????!!!!!!Also /)
>>2808821That pose is terrible and awkward.
>>2808793It was just pretty interesting how by acting like a arrogant , wacky fucker I actually became one before I noticed I wasn't pretending anymore.
>>2808817weekends, brudda. Are you gonna be doubly-committed like this for the forseeable future?
>>2808742It's another tuft
>>2808815No, it started from a filename of a pic of Rarity saying "You like Pepsi too". Some people find it funny, Rarifags no and the war begun.Just like the epileptic Rarity some time ago.
>>2808774>you will never hold Derpy over your shoulder and gently burp her
>>2808858>AJ not using a double barrel or winchesternope
>>2808821AB, do all bears cry, or only some?
>>2808792Indian Twi is pretty a'ight.Brown Twi in general is adorable.>opinions
>>2808864It kinda sucks nowNot even a Rarifag but we're beating a dead horse now
>>2808835I did too, but the right is a "redline" kinda of someone else. >>2808844If you would be so kind to point out how I may fix it or you just not a fan of the content, chubbiness?>>2808848I am terrible with posing.
>>2808791CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>2808876Only 4yo
>>2808774>You will never a passed out drunk bloated gassy pone
>>2808876Bears don't cry.Bearcubs, however...
>>2808854for the next ten months, ya
>>2808835Oh and to answer the 2nd part, not currently.
>>2808880Indeed.
>>2808858>halo gunUgh
>>2808890>you will never rub her gut as the muffled cries from within subside.
>>2808899Then work on the self-improvement bullshit in that time and go be some kind of social tyrannosaurus when you have the time toYou can practice being funny and confident just at superficial small-talk shit.
>>2808911lel git eet kuz he is le timelord xD
>>2808905Little browns girls are the best
>>2808883I'm no master of anatomy, but it just seems... off. Especially the right leg.If I can get my tablet working I'll attempt a redline, but don't get your hopes up.
>>2808918Someone post this comic.
What's with all the "ironic" shitposting today?
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>2808894huehuehue
>>2808933i dunno lel
>>2808858I'm pretty sure Octavia uses that rifle like it's a violin, playing the strings expertly bringing to bear an ode to mortality.
>>2808935sorry DT
>>2808933Some of it is not. And that is what gets me down.
>>2808916I already am socialy confident!Its a time and moeny issue. I get to be forever alone forever for another year and theres nothin do to
>>2808953Then why the fuck did you respond to advice you didn't need with "fuck I can't use this advice I don't need because of time commitments"?
>>2808966Because I'm saaaaaaadddd
>think I hear gunfire outside>realize Fourth of July is in like 2 weeksWhen the fuck did that happenWhat am I doing with my life
>>2808953It's not like you're going to suddenly have oodles more free time once you graduate and get a full time job
>>2808995well I sure as shit wont have a job
Y'ALL MUST'VE FORGOT WILL THERE BE ANOTHER ROY JONES? PROBABLY NOT. STOPPED VIRGIL HILL WITH A BODY SHOT.
>>2808966>MLPG>>2808989Get help, scoots.
>>2808989STOP BEING SADFOCUS ON YOUR OBLIGATIONSDO ENOUGH STUFF FOR YOURSELF THAT YOU REMAIN AMONG THE SANE>>2808995Well I mean with one central commitment, once you acclimate a bit, you'll at least have the energy to do shit on weekends.
>>2809009but u cant life w/o job
>>2808992funny, a tornado may kill me tonightBut at leat I have Fluttershy
>>2808995You have a lot more free time than when you're in school.
Scootaloo is the sluttiest CMC
>>2808992I am excite for new 4th of July pone art.
>>2808992Waiting to die, same as the rest of us.
>>2808913>Celestia slowly teaches Berry Punch's digestive tract to digest living flesh>The nest time Discord breaks out the Elements are not needed to defeat him
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157256?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41We horsemafia now
>>2809030>implyingjust look at that little slut
>>2809030we all already knew this
>>2809030>b-bark!
>>2808913>she'll never lift her leg and churn out a wet bassy fart
>>2809030She's just down on her luck, anon. You can't blame a homeless filly for trying to get by the best she can.
>>2809041>waitingfuck that, i'm fucking an electrical socket as we speakher name is fluttershy
Can I please have all your pony Space Jam RemixesFor science
>>2809057In that story, is Scootaloo a filly or adult? Come on, this is important
>>2809030Yup.
>>2809062Thats a badass talent
>>2809038>Sweetie's face when she finds out you and Rarity are going to be at her parents' 4th of July block party
>>2809071filly
>>2809063I just realized I cant' think of any Pony-Pokemon crossovers I've seen. Has this ever happened?
>>2809071Filly
>>2809071Filly, obviously.
>>2809068>Twilight's hair in a bunOhoh gosh
GOD DAMMIT TRIXIE
>>2809084YODT WHEN
>>2808858>Trixie>Duel Klobbs
>>2809068Oh jeez
>>2809104Dual klobbs were like bb guns in Goldeneye.
TWILY
>>2808953Wait is this guy right>>2808995Cause if so, still holdin' that grudge, brudda?
PleaseI don't care any more. Just give me a pony. It doesnt matter which
>>2809095pretty, ain't she?
>>2809124
>>2809104>Klobbs...You... realize that's not what they're actually called, right?
>>2809117
Does MLPG like boxing?
>>2809140No
everypony eat upit's time to fart nowwe've got some real toots going downwelcome to the gas jamhere's your chance, lift your tail!at the fart jam, alright
>>2809130would you party with pinkie sperm?
>>2809121Looks more like a pair of sagging testicles
>>2809121Unf
>>2809133they're likeMAC-10s right
>>2809121Well that's progress! At least you have a butt now.
>>2809155you say that like it's a bad thing
>>2809124You poor soul. Here.
>>2809133Don't care.
>>2809133Its the official name to gamers.fuck real gun names
>>2809136>filenameI laughed
>>2809121drawing balls and horse dicks now?
WHEN IS NEW DIVEGRASS GAME
>>2809155>>2809168Low hanging testicles is besticles
>>2808890>>2808913>>2809059Is it that time again?
>>2809140I boxed a DRG and RDM on FFXI- oh BOXING nvm
>that feel when you saved the science spamI don't even know why.
>>2809195>We will never be spammed with information again
>>2809191Oh jeez
Nothing matter'sEven Pinkie would despise me at this point
>>2809140I like watching it, but don't really know anything about it.Same for mma, really.
>>2809133Thats what they were called in Goldeneye so I don't give a fuck.
>>2809126>>2809095Very much soI love imagining how she's all professional at work and I;'m somewhere supporting her
>>2809165Not even close, baby.They're Skorpions.
spoot: I got really tired of hanging out at MLPG so I've missed a lotsentenal01: I can't blame youspoot: because some hate anon always shows up when I do >:Vsentenal01: Some anon tricked me into thinking someone I highly respected came back last nightsentenal01: And insulted me today for itspoot: GG will never come back
>>2809177>playing bond multiplayer at a sleepover>my aim is super-shaky and i lose the most>become a killing machine with klobbshow
>>2809183I need to. You know what? I think I'll practice that tomorrow night.
>>2809219oh look a kklobb confirmed for canon name forever
>eating Tabasco peppers>brand I'm eating has a horse for a logoDohoho.also god dammit MLPG
>>2809202>implying we aren't being spammed with information at this very moment
>>2809202>Shrek spammer's time here is ogre
clearly they're ingrams
>>2809221Scootaloo fuck off, we know it's you, you dipshit
>>2809221lol he is so dumb
>>2809211What's there to know about boxing? Two dudes punch each other. Judges score the fighters on hits landed and shit in case of the fight ending by duration. Fight ends if someone hits the mat for a full count of 10, or if they hit the mat too many times in a round, or if they get too bloodied.
>>2809237What kind of information is that?
GLITTER ROSSGLITTER ROSSGLITTER ROSS
>>2809221Keep your steam shit outta here.This is My Little Pony General, not My Little Pony General General.
>>2809251didn't say it was very good information
>>2809202>Shrek spammer will never come back
>>2809238I'M HERE WITHOUT YOU OGRE
>>2809255Admit it, you eat it up like crazy.
would u
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
I miss hen we got spammed by the random posts, it was fun trying to guess where they all came from
>>2809255Sometimes, it might as well be...
>>2809255Can we be My Little Pony General General General?
>>2809278yes
>>2809249Like, fighters and shit.There's a guy named Butterbean, and thats kinda funny, but he might be retired now or something.
>>28092843general5me
>>2809221>spoot: GG will never come backHe drew Rarity drinking Pepsi today
>>2809284>We split off:>MLPGeneral>Ironic Shitposting Generaland thus MLPG was saved
>>2808995Yeah, but then I'dat least have incomewhich is miles above ahead of what I have now
>>2809284No but maybe My Little Pony General General General General
>>2809295Haha no.
>>2809295LE PESPI XC
>>2809279but i really am a little girl on the inside, also a wolf.
>>2809283But it shouldn't.
>>2809295Oh, true.
>>2809291Apparently Manny Pacquiao(spelling?) is a good fighter. And...there's another guy, who is it...Floyd Mayweather? Is that even a boxer that currently fights? Or even a boxer at all?
>>2809297>3 posts every 5 hours
>>2809301Go check the archive he didn't use his name but he's easy to spot and, you can see the drawing
>>2809312
>>2809312at a final fantasy character
>>2809188Oh... Uh...I'll just uh...I'll be in my bunk.
>>2809329Thats glatter glu
>>2809321My favorite is Roy Jones Jr.He is the only boxer in history to start his career as a light middleweight (154 lbs) and go on to win a heavyweight title.
>>2809329His style is also easy to copy.
Can someone please post best pony doing something cute?
>>2809312>Naniki pretends he is Arya Stark in bedOh uguu maybe I can be your Sandor tonight~
>>2809326The best time to be on MLPG is right around 5AM Eastern when there's one post made every 5 minutes or so.
>>2809331>read this in babycakes voice
New mafia.http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157308?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2809344
>>2809297Or just a My Little Pony General, for the pony stuff, and a My Little Pony General General, for the /v/ shit and all the other meta and offtopic stuff.
>>2809338You are in a river in Egypt, anon
>>2809331
>>2809329Okay, i'm in the archive but i'm not see what the fuck this pepsi thing is and what it has to do with Rarity.
>>2809361You are a idiot, anon.
>>2809354What does it mean if it just sends me to the general lobby?
>>2809369DYEWTS?
>>2809340So what even is the cutoff for heavyweightCause couldn't like a 6'8" dude just build a shitload of muscle and just kinda...stay out of range of headshots and win fights by attrition?
>>2809369It's canon that Rarity likes Pepsi, watch the show
>>2809352man i have to rewatch that shit, i loved it.
>>2809359I like fuzzy twilightI bet she;s like her cocoa without marshmallows. but its june, what the hell Twilight
>>2809369Le epic meme.
>>2809393man sweetie bell is so fucking dumb
>>2809352It just fits.
>>2809360>make a MLPGG>no one goes to it because they're too busy shitting up MLPG
bestpony.jpg
>>2809340See, this is the kind of stuff I don't know.I did see this on TV though, that was really cool.
>>2809376it means that either:1) You don't have an account2) You have an account, but you aren't signed in3) The room is full4) Something is borked
>>2809340http://youtu.be/ksngErhqJA4>>2809380175lbs - 200lbs I think?Roy is just a beast and has ridiculously fast hands, great dodging reflexes, and amazing counter intuition. He dominated the ring in his age.
>>2809377All i'm seeing is this random reaction image with a lolsorandom filename.I don't geddit.
>>2809404yes she isdumb and very very sexyquite a bad combination when sexual predators like me are around
>>2809414You called?
>>2809369Here's the filename http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2791348.html#p2794255But it exploded next thread. Shitposters (Pepsifags) vs. shitposters (Rarifags)
>>2809438>somebody doesn't like the stupid joke being spammed>they must be rarifagsThat's dashfag logic right there.
>>2809352>>2809397>>2809405you are all my nigs.When the dick is LK gonna stream Wizard People?
PleaseI just need any of the poniesAny of them
>>2809438>That face>You like Pepsi too.jpgWhy is this so funny?
>>2809438>Somebody doesn't like the stupid joke being spammed>LOL BUTTMAD RARIFAGSNoone give a fuck about your retard memes.
>>2809452DunnoI could stram it, if you guys really want to watch it
>>2809460LOL LE EPIC FUNNY THING XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>2809414yes?
*teleports into thread
>cutting microwave pizzas with a SOG knifeNow thisthis is survivalUnemployed weekdays are a harsher survival situation than being dumped in the goddamn Russian tundra
>>2809455I`m sorry, but all we have left are dragons
>>2809450>>2809463Stop with the shit posting.
>>2809463>MemesFuck off.
>>2809469Malfurion rippoff pls go
The many forms of Fluttershy continues!Give me an occupation for Fluttershy and I'll draw it.
>>2809438That was pretty dumb.I actually feel less intelligent knowing that.
>>2809469I fucking hate youAlso, do people in the steam group play dota2?
>>2809483Is the new general meme, deal with it faggot.
>>2809495What the fuck is a belchop?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AKlg5AL5YcRoy Jones Jr is my husbando>>2809495Fucking die, Ross.
>>2809495Astronaut
>>2809503Go back to the /b/read.
>>2809495Mortician
>>2809495corpse
>>2809495Bed-cuffed prostitute.
>>2809495Shoe model.
>>2809483Just because you don't call it a meme doesn't mean its not an epic meme.
>>2809499I would if I had a beta key.I would probably even get steam
>>2809511Should I bring the epic meme with me?
>>2809503I dont think you know what that word means.
>>2809414
>>2809513seconding this
>>2809495WNBA center
>>2809522Please do
i just want summer to be over
Is anyone making epichorse?
>>2809495DRAW FLUTTERSHY AS A HOSTESS WORKING AT THE FEDERAL ETHICAL SUICIDE PARLOR OF PONYVILLEADMINSTERING EUTHENASIA TO YOURSELFDO IT
>>2809537LOL BUTTMAD RARIFAGPEPSI FTW
>>2809495Aviation Mechanic
>>2809538I want everyone who joined after /mlp/ was made to leave forever, and I want all the people who were here before to calm down.
>>2809505Someone needs to draw Sweetie karate chopping someone right now
>>2809513oh fuck my sides
>>2809538every time you make this post i shitpost harder in every other season
>>2809498The filename came out of fucking nowhere, some people find it funny and made a couple of jokes, almost instantly people started with the ironic shitposting (LOL LE PEPSI XDDDDD and stuff like that).>No fun allowed.
Ponywhy ponyI love you so much. Why must you forever tempt and taunt me. I like you so much but your very image on;y drives me lower. Why ponyI like you. Why must it be this way
>>2809538Its eternal summer now, friend!
>>2809499Some do. Just message them if they are in-game.
It's time to end this pepsi shit.
leth...
>>2809558It was funny for a while but we abused it an by he next thread it was annoying as fuck
>Masturbating in the shower>Edge 7 times>About to reach the stopping point of the eighth >Suddenly images of wide-hipped femrover flood my mind>Oh god I can't stop>The thought of her giant, pliable asscheeks covering my face as she blushes hotly remove control of my hand>Have to be going 15 strokes a second>As I imagine my mouth and tongue reaching her soft pucker, I blow a load bigger than I could ever imagine>My right arm immediately goes numb>My chest is heaving>Can't stand up>Nerves still tingling>Giggling forever, life is great>Feeling is slowly coming back to my right arm, 15 minutes later>It's shakingTh-thanks MLPG
>>2809550I can calm down.Maybe.
>>2809558ITS NOT FUNNY IF I DONT FIND IT FUNNY SO I'LL POST LOTS OF "LE"S AND "ECKS DEE"S, DEAL WITH MY POWER FAGGOT
>>2809538Do you really think you're better than "summerfags" by making stupid posts like this?
>people getting buttdevastated over someone implying that Rarity likes pepsiI seriously haven't laughed this hard in monthsyou guys are fucking ridiculous, never stop
futaquestria-lime.tumblr.com/post/25873585284/Are you a bad enough dude to handle it?
>>2809577Nothing like fight shitposting with more shitposting, right?
You guys make some of the absolute worst in jokes.
>>2809538Soo TwilightSoon the winter will bury us. The nthere will onyl be pony and all will be well
>>2809595Nope.
no one made a horse so I made onehttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157361?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>>2809557But do you have the shitposting power of an entire country of high schoolers?
>>2809599Are you drunk again?
>>2809598what sort of in-joke is that even supposed to be, anyways?
>>2809579How the fuck to people masturbate in the shower?Seriously i must be missing out.
Hey guys, remember when we were all super cool, never attention whored and everyone drew awesome picture and only talked about ponies?
>>2809592It's not about that.It;s how it's constantly postedLook at the next thread after the first pic was posted.Every Rarity image had something to do with she liking Pepsi. It got old and annoying.
>>2809618ahahahahah
>>2809577That's the problem.It's like, the general can't just find laugh at something for one thread or whatever.It needs to be continued and repeated in every single thread because it was just so fucking amazing. There's a compulsive need to make things that are found amusing into the next mlpg "thing".It's almost like there's a void we're trying to fill.
>>2809592Doesnt surprise me, sluts like Pepsi
>>2809617It can be nice.I run out of hot water too fast.
>>2809579You came so hard you gave yourself a heart attack?
>>2809546Nobody got my Vonnegut reference.Looks like I'll by crying myself to sleep tonight.
>>2809621but still this is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of to be angry about
>>2809591You're right, he's wrong.Perhaps I should just leave MLPG and go do other things from now on.
>>2809621But why would you get angry about it?
>>2809618I've been here for a long ass time.2010, even.I do not.
>>2809616Golden Piss loves /b/read lol.
>>2809621no one's forcing you to look at iti don't like korra, but i don't go around yelling at korrafags for plastering /co/ with it
I think you guy need to have a good time!
>>2809618No.
>>2809617get some oil-based lube or somethingBam, shower faps
>>2809621>she liking Pepsi
>>2809617lots of soap. But I find it hard to do standing up.
>>2809649What?
>>2809647That is the joke
>>2809617You put your hand on your dickand move it
>>2809617>Turn heat up>Sit down>Lube it up>Unleash the beashIt's not hard.>>2809638I masturbate on the hottest setting for a good 15 mins. It's hotter than a sauna. When my head starts swimming and I fear heat stroke or some shit, I turn it to ice cold.Ever take an ice cold shower? It's refreshing as fuck after that.
>>2809617slap your genitals around until you orgasm
>>2809631>Rarity drowns in pepsi
>>2809654What's your favorite DJ Acid album, MLPG?
>>2809595>The facesGlad to see CartoonPreston hasn't budged an inch in "quaility"
>>2809642No one is angry about the Pepsi. We're angry because it's we're basically Reddit when it comes to this joke.It was funny the first few times. But then it was posted a few dozen times in less than an hour. It's just annoying now.
>>2809654That place is way too damn expensive.
the anger surrounding this Pepsi joke is funnier than the joke itself.
>>2809598Oh yeah? Well how about this one?Pinkie Pie kept singing the Piggy song so much she ended up getting sick. When she was brought to the hospital, the only course of action was oink-ment
HAHAIT'S TICKLE ME HITLER IN LIVE ACTIONhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBe62Z3Htko&feature=youtu.be
>>2809639I think I overworked my arm.It had to be over 2000 reps total, man.That's some serious muscle-ending power.
I'm going to shitpost with Pepsi Rarity just because I can't stop laughing that people are actually angry about it
>>2809693>We
>>2809697DOHOHO
>>2809697
>>2809695P...pepsi joke?
>>2809699Sometimes I weep for all the shit I'm missing by not living in NYC
>>2809703That was what actually happened at morning, trolls trolling trolls blah blah
>>28096051more1eversomeone come play epichorse
hiatus is so fun
>>2809700>fapping right-handed
>>2809617ConditionerIt makes your dick really soft too. Skin wise.
>>2809697That's awful. So terrible it's rebounded into funny. But don't hog the limelight, I'm sure other people have jokes to tell.
>>2809652>no one's forcing you to look at itYou know. I really hate people who try to argue that."Oh well the General is completely full of shit, but you should just ignore it. Since I don't feel like doing shit. Taking responsibility for my actions? Pfft. You can just ignore it."
>>2809693That's what MLPG did ALWAYS, it's stupid to get mad at something like this.It's not like the joke is Rarity liking black cocks or something...it's just about a fucking Pepsi.
>>2809538i had to stop visiting REDDIT because now it is flooded with shit memes, youtube comment and facebook screencaps.
>>2809695>i'm just pretending to be retarded
>>2809733>i really hate when people make a good point that renders my rage entirely invalidjust calm down, browe still love and tolerate you
Let's just kill the thread with vidya pone crossovers
>>2809741>it's just about a fucking Pepsi.>it's just about a fucking Pepsi.>it's just about a fucking Pepsi.>it's just about a fucking Pepsi.>it's just about a fucking Pepsi.
>>2809723But my right hand has served me right for over 10 years. It knows the small spots in my dick that feel best and knows how to work it right.My left hand wouldn't stand a chance now.
>>2809733Stay mad faggot.
>>2809733Welcome to MLPG
somebody draw plane pony drinking a pepsi clearin the style of glitter glue meets ross
>>2809599WHY DO YOU DRINK EVERY FUCKING DAY
>>2809618Hey Scootanon, you should stram Nichijou
>>2809538MLPG has been awful ever since the piss started flooding in.
>>2809726no lets beat this into the ground Ok, so Cheese legs walks into a store. She really needs a new look. Whta doest she get? [spoilers]SHOOOSE
>>2809762>Not enjoying the challengeLeft hands need love too, you know.
>>2809773>"why is there no good tentacle pony">posts a picture of good tentacle pony>MLPG
>>2809773Carnifex draw a nice Twimom and Cloudchaser tentacle rape.
>>2809595How could any artist look at this and think, "Yep, you've done it again. Another masterpiece to show everyone."Those faces are just..just terrible
>>2809757>Shirt same material as pants
>>2809788pinkieonaninvisiblesybianmachine.jpeg
>>2809786No it`s been awful since /v/ started flooding in months before.
>>2809784He's probably going through a time in his life when he's not sure of his direction. At least that's why I started drinking erryday last year.
>>2809793>goodIts passable at best.I'm not really sure why, now that I think about it, it just lacks something that good tentacle porn has.
>>2809773unf
>>2809762You know, I fapped right handed for the longest time. Then I got a laptop and I pretty much switched to left exclusively. As a result I'm ambidickstrous.
>>2809773I know right.>That feel when your fetish is underrepresented
>>2809791My left hand is usually busy massaging my balls or fingering my ass, though.
>>2809816Stay mad
>>2809785I have no idea what that is. >>2809807What a horrible game
>>2809599>Scrub Bub hittin the bottle againAhhhhh, my man.
>>2809818I just learned to type/trackpad with my left hand.I got surprisingly good at it.
>>2809821>tfw one of my biggest fetishes doesnt work well with ponies/i just find it creepy when ponies are involved.
>>2809821At least people don't hate you for having your fetish.
>>2809810>that feel
>>2809576.... what?
>>2809786If I knew a fat Gilda i'd nickname her chicken nugget.
>>2809818>ambidickstrousnew favorite word.
>>2809865hamburger
>>2809854What fetish would that be? Mine is people slightly taller than me
>>2809865Dance, dance the dance of life!
>>2809854My fetish doesn't work very well with ponies either.Its corset dependency.
>>2809818My right hand is my dominant hand, but for the life of me, I cant fap with it.
>>2809882Could it be... you're wanting my mcnuggies?
>>2809863I know that feel too well. When your parents start insinuate that you have a drinking problem you start really looking at your life. I made some really stupid mistakes during that period that I still deal with today, but now I>>2809865What the fuck where have you been
PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
>>2809865I heart you...
>>2809888>corset dependencyThat sounds hilarious.
>>2809888My fetish is impossible with ponies voyeurism
Mafia horse.http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1157395?password=4712b03826176c9321aff35f78728c732e55cb41
>http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/874306#search=My_Little_Pony>that ugly vaginaWhy Jr?
guyspepsi
>>2809908It sounds like a dumb super power
i wish i could fap with my left hand, my right forearm is getting noticeably more muscled....
>>2809804i was in the stream while she drew it. everyone was saying how amazing her humans and art is.
>>2809908it sounds like a band
>>2809882Quite delicious food, yes.
guysdiet pepsi
ok so two ponie walk into a barOn of them Is pinnkie pie and the other is raonbow Dash. Pinki goes up to the bartender and asks for a sarsaparilla the joke is they are ponies
>>2809923>i almost diddis nigga
>>2809936>diet>not bluefuck you, son
>>2809923>up fiveAnd they just left him hanging, too.
>>2809882Hamburger time report isn't for at least an hour.>>2809898>What the fuck where have you beenI'm like, almost always here dude
>>2809909Why would that be impossible with ponies?Couldn't you watch ponies do almost any of the same things you could watch humans do?Or am I missing something?
>>2809940Have I told you guys about the time I was almost raped
>>2809945>crystal pepsi
>>2809948let's all say nice things about leth for an hour
>>2809923>cartoonlion>people refuse to believe that he's a virginI have some news for him.
>>2809939>a pony walks into a bar>says "ow."
>>2809948I never see you post anymore though. It's scary.
>>2809923>>2809595I don't get it. Is this so kind of humanized universe or something?
>>2809913>not liking black rubbery mare vagina much better than pink gooey human vagina
>>2809962letting her dog fuck her doesnt count
>>2809959His name is easy to spell.Unlike other certain tripfags...
>>2809913the new crysalis he did also hard a bad vagina. good enough to save still.
Nu hors>>2809969>>2809969>>2809969>>2809969
>>2809971I love mare vaginas but that black thing look´s awful.
>>2809963>a horse walks into a bar>everyone freaks out because there's a fucking horse in a bar>why is this horse in a bar? do horses drink alcohol? is he going to kick someone? holy fuck!
>>2809967It's a humanized universe where some of the characters are still ponies and some are humans who own these ponies as pets. Also Fluttershy has a dick and she fucks everything.
Anyone have the gif version of this?
>>2809962i thought it was girland that her dog to her virginity
>>2809957
>>2809959Hes my least disliked tripfag
>>2809923It's really hard to top tumblr brony stream chats in terms of awful
>>2809966I don't post with my trip much anymore outside of talking about events because of all the attention that's paid to the name for little to no reason.
>>2809994and apparently her dick is so good looking that it makes everyone want it
>>2809952I mean, there are no stories/drawings of, I don't know, Rainbow Dash watching Pinkie Pie fapping or something like that.
>>2809595damnit, I wish this didnt set off my mounting fetish
>>2810012>>2809994wut? I imagine it's popular as fuck.
>>2810006>meow Im confuzzledtheres the nigga
>>2810035its pretty much hated outside her little fandom vortex
>>2810011heyhey lethhey guys hey hey guys its lethhow very reasonable
>>2810017Oh, that makes sense I guess.Just ask for some when people take requests, its not the most popular fetish so it probably won't really get done otherwise.
>>2810055>>2810055Ask next time I take requests. I might do it. sound hot
>>2810072>>2810055There's a drawing of filly Cadance masturbating while she looks Sibsy's OC and her boyfriend having sex but...it was made by Tiara (pretty bad).But, yeah, stuff like that.
>>2810053Unlike a certain other tripfag.
>>2810109Unf
>>2809883How tall are you?
