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derpy is a very ugly pony
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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NEW HORSE
>>2801540>that's...really...cold...YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY LOVE
Twilight isn't even holding the strings
>>2804115
>>2804142MAGIC
>>2804127I won't let you down.
>>2804103what are you doing twilight that is not how you play guitargosh there was a reason we put you on synth twilight
>>2804132oooooh babygonna need both hands for this
>>2804142Maybe it's a bass?>0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
>>2804149God I love derpy so much
>wanted to get some hard cider at the store>they were outEVERYTHING IS A WHORE FOREVER AND I HOPE PINKIE PIKE FALLS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS MADE OF LEGOS
>>2804149I know, Butts, I know.I only tease.
We need a pone version of this.
>>2804157
would you a buffalo if pone was buffalo
>>2804157put she's moving her hooves up and down like an idiot.Not to mention no fingers
We need more superpowered anon stories, with specific superpowers.ROLLINhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Hey MLPGObama just said he's cool with gay people. He says its alright to be bi.This is MLPG so gay is pretty much on topic.How will this effect who you're voting for?
>>2804153>AJ>VOCALSNo no no no no no no no no no no
It just ain't fair
>>2804167IF YOU LOVE HER SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HER?
>>2804186HOLY SHIT BALLS NIGGERhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/OmniarchThis has potential.
>>2804191Not by a lot, seeing as how I don't live in America
>beardy human is finally fast asleep>you relax and go sit down at you computer>browsing internet, all of a sudden a sinkhole appears under your desk and everything but you and your chair fall straight through it>you look down and see a 30 ft deep pit with lava at the bottom>beardy human was not fast asleep
>>2804178>Loading>"Aw man it's just a lame clitter pic with a double-sided dildo">Finishes loadingAutofellatio is one of my biggest fetishes.
>>2804178Can any of you honestly say you wouldn't do the exact same thing if Twilight gave you a giant horsecock?
>>2804175Holy shit saved>>2804185Maybe she's playing noise rock>>2804193Ashleigh Ball is the best singer in he castDeal with reality son
>>2804211>2012>not sneaking into other countries to fuck up their polls
>>2804185>barre chordsDon't need no fingers to play guitar boy-o.
>>2804191pls go
>>2804191No, fuck you, that's not a topic.>>>/pol/
>>2804173Skyward Sword: PinkieA Link to the Past: RarityWind Waker: Rainbow DashOcarina of Time: ApplejackLegend of Zelda: FluttershyTwilight Princess: TwilightTwilight and Applejack are kind of iffy but the rest feel solid enough
>>2804198Splendid
>>2804227holy shit i am in lovebroken guitar tho
>>2804186>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Zoroastrian_Deity_PhysiologyFuck that's like every super-thing ever
>>2804221But Applejack is worst pony and has the double worst voice!
>>2804191It was a calculated political gesture.It doesn't change the fact I'm sitting out until we get a worthwhile candidate. There is noone worth voting for.
>>2804186No, no we don't
>>2804191>VotingI'm not taking responsibility for when this shithole of a country falls.I'm just going to lay down my life to defend it like a man.
>>2804173Why? That'll just piss people off.
>>2804186http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aura_MimicryUnless scrying exists in Equestria this is a pretty useless power.
>>2804248fuck you
>>2804217I cannot say that.
>>2804221>Maybe she's playing noise rock...>Twilight is Thurston MooreI am more than okay with this.
>>2804257Why?
>>2804257They get mad at everything. I wonder what's so fucking bad in another bland crossover art.
>>2804236Switch Applejack and Twilight
>>2804250Yes, yes we do.
>>2804191I don't think you can have any more of a blatantly calculated political gesture intended to garner votes so...If anything it makes me less likely to vote for the scumbag.
>>2804191He also says that he wants people getting married to forgo wedding presents and tell their guests to donate to his campaign instead.
>>2804257Because their beloved game is being corrupted by lame ponies.
>>2804282fuck the police
Can we not talk about Obema? Or at least someone draw Obema pony
>>2804268>Drawfags will never into /mu/ crossovers;_;>>2804298would you fuck the pony police mlpg
>>2804298Don't mind if I do, hehehe....
>>2804262How's this? This could be good.http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Weapons
>>2804191Pony political posters you say?
>>2804307I don't like authority figures
I'm going to start working on that dozen tiny raritys picture. Anything specific they should be doing?
>>2804282Would you fuck tha police ponycumming straight in her underground?
>>2804323Eating one salad leaf each and yelling wahaha
>>2804323Not sure what's the picture entails exactly but i vote for one sleeping
>>2804306But we already have pictures of Discord.
>First day taking summer drawing class>In the classroom early>Doodling in my notebook>Doodle yellow autistic pony>Don't notice professor come in>he sees me doodling>Walks up behind me and watches me doodle>I don't notice him>Eventually he asks my name>Shit pants in fear>Look up to see him staring at me>asks if I'm a brony>stutter as I don't know what to say>He says he's a brony too>Sweating profusely >asks for a brohoof>Slowly and awkwardly touch fists with him>can taste my sweat on my tongue>it tastes like ragu>He starts talking to me about ponies>I can barely say anything as spaghetti is slipping out of my mouth every time I open it>He walks away>During class he brings up bronies>he singles me out>Asks if there are any other bronies in the class>I shit my pants in fear>Burst into treatsSo yeah. I'm dropping that class.
>>2804313They could be good, yes.
>>2804282So does Police Pone has a partner? Like a middle-aged zebra who's getting too old for this shit?
>>2804323on a little raft in the spa hottub
>>2804340>WA HA HA-HA>WA HA HA-HA>WA HA HA-HA>WA HA HA-HASHUT UPWHY WONT THEY STOP
>>2804365SOMEBODY GET ON THISSOMEBODY GET ON THISSOMEBODY GET ON THISSOMEBODY GET ON THISSOMEBODY GET ON THISSOMEBODY GET ON THISSOMEBODY GET ON THIS
>>2804355pffft
>>2804307>Drawfags will never into /mu/ crossoversSad state of affairs, ain't it? ;_;
>>2804373>wizard turns rarity into a cluwne.avi
>>2804355
>>2804373>As soon as you get one to stop, the others get it going again!
>>2804355Typical yellowquiet fans
>>2804198>Lucky youNo. Stupid you, Ross. If he doesn't realize that us hating him is entirely his doing, then I dunno what the fuck to think anymore.>captcha: turds was
>>2804325Yes. She obviously wants to be cuddled like a cheap slut.
>>2804288>being in favor of human rights is political panderingSo Mitt Romney is a homophobic bigot because he thinks it's the right thing to do? Or because his base is all homophobic bigots?
for what I ended up with, it took way too longI didn't even finish it and the guy who requested it is most certainly not here anymore>tfw your imagination is limited by your skill
>>2804307Worked on a few album covers a while ago but they turned out pretty shit.
>>2804377But then he'll have to die a week before he retiresAnd his funeral will have nobody there besides his familyAnd police pone
>>2804173/mlp/ made one, actually.
>>2804411You should draw her spreading her cheeks.
>>2804355haHHHAAHHAHAHAHHH
>>2804387Post more Also who is the artist behind >>2804227 ?>>2804413Post them anywaysI've seen shittier>>2804415dude you're making me cry stop
>>2804419Are those bruises on Applejack's cheeks?
>>2804355That's kind of what you get that feel when because I draw nonpony characters like Rover no one suspects that I'm a brony.
>>2804411Oh, I'm still here. I'm always here.And I'm quite pleased.
>>2804415Damnit he was a good cop
>Go out drinking with Berry Punch every night>Dance together>Stumble around town together>eat the pony version of Bugles while watching equestrian sports together>At the end of the day go home and sleep it off, waking up with a massive hangover cuddling your grape-scented companionIt would be the life
>>2804433don't have them on my laptop, maybe another time...
>>2804355If my art teacher was a brony i would be so fucking happy. You are pathetic.
>>2804415We need a writefag on this, stat
>>2804457What's so great about that?
>>2804440sorry for messing the arms up though
>>2804399Dude, that's a generalization.However, I don't like Romney much either, he's really creepy and weird. And that's coming from a weird creepy guy.
>"You guys really think I'm pretty?"
>Get invited to a game dev team for something called MLP: Music is WarWell, okay. What is it?>A tag team fighting gameHey, this is relevant to my interests.>The character roster is made of OCs of known pony musicians. Including Mic the Microphone.See pic.
>>2804411>wide-ass femroverGG, Klondike, and Mangneto, I love all of you for assembling this wonderful package.
>eating marmite twiglets>forget to wash hands before playing with prostate
>>2804473
>>2804457
>>2804472no
>>2804457>Wanting an art teacher bronyThe piss ocean really is spilling over into the lifeboat nowadays, isn't it?
>>2804437Yeah, you were fighting just minutes before.She heard you were keeping secrets about her and an honest pony can't have that on her farm.
>>2804433http://pineapplejoey.deviantart.com/Based it off of the Applejack from this piece by http://gonzahermeg.deviantart.com/
>>2804472da
>>2804473>I'm the ideas guy, I just need programmers and artists to help out
>>2804468I wish that black guy didn't drop out of the race. He knew his shit.
>>2804463Bronies are easily impressed and are gullible as fuck. If my teacher was an idiot, I'd be happy.
>>2804472
>>2804496nyet
>>2804472The prettiest mare in Equestria
>>2804473Pfffthahaha, they're still wanting to do that?I remember when the tumblr for that first went up.They said that "oh, we kinda had this idea, but now we need people to actually do it! Who wants to help?"They also asked for "vector drawers."
>>2804457Are we talking about Ross now?
>Savage Human mentioned in last thread>find thread>see Diamond Dogs conversation>Audacity is openI'm sorry.http://vocaroo.com/i/s0q4hgXMtte2
>Hey MLPG are you voting for Obama?>Fuck off dude. >1 or 4 replies>Hey /MLP/ Are you voting for Obama>20 repliesYou know I like it better here for some reason
>>2804496sh
>>2804472meh2/10 would not cuddlewho am I lying to
>>2804497those fucking assholesfuck those guys
>>2804506YOU DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE THAT, TINY MAN
>>2804473Oh yeah that thing.Inb4 that's the only MLP game that actually gets finished.
speaking of buttshttp://futaquestria-lime.tumblr.com/post/25873585284/here-at-last-a-5-page-comic-starring-futashy-and
>>2804509What's the correct term?
>>2804494neat thanks
>>2804498HERMAN CAIN KNEW HIS SHIT?!WHAT
>>2804494I just want to take a little grungy Applejack and brighten her day
>>2804516yourself anon, yourself
>>2804474That's GG and Mag. I hardly ever drew femrover or even got it started. LK contributed too
>>2804525Yeah, I'll pass
>>2804523Pony Chronicles yo.
>>2804523Is that really a real thing?
>>2804534stop respondingyou may think you're helping, but you're not
>>2804533No problem!
Do you guys know anything about turntables?
>>2804526Vector artist. You store clothes in drawers. Artists draw things.Also, they probably don't even know what the fuck a vector is, that term is tossed around so much in this fandom, and it makes my autism itch every time I hear it used incorrectly.
>>2804497They apparently have a programmer and they're using Unity engine and they have some artists working on the game already. I was invited to do animations for the game and I'd be interested since I like fightans (and I've coded an alpha version of one in Unity myself), but that OC aspect is complete turndown point for me.
>>2804552I know that turnabout is fair play.
>>2804198>draw stuff people hate>he knows people hate itWAAAA WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIKE MY WORK
>>2804525>that horrible leg
>>2804537YesThat applejack is so ridiculously superior>>2804552No but I should
>>2804419
>>2804494>40's Rarity has a thick Brooklyn Accent, her dad is a mobsterMMPH
>>2804552Sorry, I didn't take after my grand-uncle who was in railroading business
>>2804468You mean his voters?Because Romney's 100% bigot. He's not just against gay marriage, he doesn't even want to allow gay unions.
>>2804511I don't know what this is but I like it
>>2804516I honestly could not imagine NOT cuddling a ponyThey're all so cute
>>2804584True. True.
>>2804557THEN TELL THEM.Say "I like your concept but you're pandering to the artists too much. replace them with background ponies from the show, please. I really don't care for Mic theMicrophone and I don't want to see him anywhere near this project."
>>2804552I know a bit, what do you need help with?
>>2804591FS has the best poker face
>>2804591Twilight's face in that picture bothers me on a fucking deep level
>>2804556When we see "vectors" like pic related, they are actually high resolution raster exports of vector images.Is this what you mean?
>>2804340>>2804349>>2804371Thanks, I'll try and incorporate these into one, or most likely multiple, pictures.Be warned, I'm slow as shit when I draw so it may take a while.
>>2804594All we he will get is a bunch bawwwing bronies in return. Come on, you know you can't reason with them.
derpibooru confirmed for already better than ponibooru
DORKS
>>2804591I still want a >fic based off this.
>>2804607No problemHey did you post the coloring requests from yesterday yet? Not trying to rush just worried i might have missed them.
>>2804596UhLikeWhich one should I buy?
>>2804629THE PINK ONE
>>2804591I like the composition and the idea for the picture, but the colors are atrocious. And their coats look leathery, ugh...
>>2804525Didn't she get one of her tumblrs deleted for that dogfucking thing she drew in that stream recently? Like, actual dog, not futaponydog.
>>2804618Fuck yeah
>>2804473>MLP Music is WarWhat's this? Music? Maybe it's a rhythm game, that'd be pretty cool>The character roster is made of OCs of known pony musiciansNOPENOPENOPENow I want that rhythm game ;_;
>>2804622They are playing poker and Dash is a cheating slut.
>>2804618>Trixe icon>booru with tastefuck you
>>2804602Vectors retain their high res because they're not stored in pixels. Rather, they're saved on points and curves, where the computer is able to keep the pictures' quality no matter how much you zoom in or out.That's the simple and short explanation I can think of. Flash uses vectors, too.
>>2804511That was an insanely fun thread. Wasn't it happening at the same time as this?
>>2804618I can't wait to see the aftermath of this.
>>2804618toldasaurus rexthank god someone in this fandom still has some sense and backbone.
>>2804639This I gotta see
>>2804624Not yet, almost done with them though.
>>2804647Good, now write 500 chapters and publish it
>>2804539Oh shush, Klondike, take your compliment. You pushed pretty hard for it, I remember. And I still need to draw more of her, those three pics weren't enough.
Guys, why doesnt Pinkie like me?I really want to be her friend. I even set up a party just for us and her friends, but no one ever showed up. When I see her on TV she doesnt even seem to notice me. When I hug my pillow it doesnt turn into her.What did I do wrong?
>>2804638The only thing I don't like is Pinkie's face. I mean seriously, what the fuck is that?Everything else is great, though.
>>2804647Would you play anal poker with rainbow dash?
>>2804663They're still cool with humanized pictures of course, right?
>>2804639She said it got deleted after only one person reported it. Same with MS' other tumblr. I bet if one person reports Futashy it will go away.
>>2804629Oof, that's a difficult one...Do you have the cash for vinyl and/or a sizable vinyl collection already?
>>2804683whos doing the poking?
>>2804618>Justification: This material has no redeeming value
>>2804584stop thatjust imagine how soft and warm they are;_;
>>2804678Looks fine to me
>>2804675I'm getting the straight jacket
>>2804700I have a decent collection but I plan on expanding it.
>>2804652>hating the pony because of a few autistic fansnah
If ponies can be still be posted on /b/, why can't we do the same in /co/
>>2804739The posters and mods on /co/ would actually care.
>>2804739they aren't allowed in /b/ as per the rules but nobody moderates /b/ so it falls flat
to install dota 2 instead of LOL sorry guys. I'm not here long anyway.
>>2804738I would hate her with or without the fans, but since she has the fans I hate her even more.
>tfw you actually bought all those suppliments>tfw your balls are now the size of golf balls and hurt when you don't cum for a dayI never asked for this, I'm cutting off the drugs
>>2804739>/b/>randomGee I don't know.
>>2804739Honestly, I don't feel like antagonizing those poor idiots.It doesn't matter, wherever we go we'll be fine.
>>2804759*I forgot to
>>2804739rule 14
>>2804761I still have trouble believing half the things that people say they do here.
>>2804739>can/b/ is just too fast for rules to be enforced there
>>2804760If I had to dislike each pony based on their fans, then there would be none left
>>2804659Might have been. There was also a Lich in Equestria story.
>>2804761
>>2804797Not even my favorite pony?
>>2804791The precum seriously increases, and I get over three tablespoons after a full day edging or even just not fapping.It's kind of terrifying the first time.
>>2804797even this one?
>>2804739Has anyone looked at the current /b/ pony threads? It's kind of surreal.I think they use some sort of script to turn the posting IDs into names.
>>2804809Ne, becasue faggots like YOU like them
>>2804705The russians are on thier way to redemptionso whos gonna be the one to post this in the fluffy pony thread
>>2804602Yes. But lots of people refer to regular, blatantly raster-based images as vectors. Can't tell you how many times I've heard "nice vector" in response to drawings.
>>2804645Yes, rhythm game would be awesome. Just throw Vinyl and Octavia in and go.>>2804594Not gonna bother, since I feel I'd make a fool out of myself due to how I've (as much as I'm ashamed to admit it) animated Mic the Mic before and a couple of other OCs.I'll just say no to their invite, or pretend the message doesn't exist and not reply to it. I like to be a cruel bastard like that to stuff I deem stupid to answer to.
>>2804813How much do you cum?
>>2804813What's the point? Is jacking off more fun or something
>>2804761That... seems unrelated.
>>2804814I dont know anything about mayorfagsBut they probably spray poop on walls and shove small animals into various holes
>>2804829>due to how I've (as much as I'm ashamed to admit it) animated Mic the Mic before and a couple of other OCs.You brought this on yourself.
>>2804814Mayor Mare has the best fans and the best fanbase.
>>2804798Was that the Lich with cats or the time Leth and Twilight turned into Liches?I wish people showed more interest the the screencap in the post you responded to. I fund fun writing my two posts and the guy I was working with blueballed me.
>>2804579http://vocaroo.com/i/s04rz2Dhs6Sy
>>2804830That was the tablespoons measurement. It doesn't sound like a lot, but once you break four it gets ridiculous.
>>2804355>find somewhere to live for when I have to move for my new job>decide on a place, it's a bit small but in a fantastic location and with two other compsci housemates to be friends with>one of them, a girl hambeast (she's pretty nice though), finds my facebook page>"OMG can't believe you make MLP plushies! So many people have told me I'm just like rarity and a friend was looking everywhere to buy me a rarity plushie!"
>>2804841Yeah, all four of them are pretty chill
>>2804841Unless you include the G1s
>>2804829>I've (as much as I'm ashamed to admit it) animated Mic the Mic before and a couple of other OCsYou've performed quite the u-turn.
>>2804853Do it horpopo.
>>2804618It was always better than Ponibooru. Still, that's pretty neat.
>>2804816yeah thats weird.I post with a name on MLPG all the time, but times like now when things are slow and I'm not actually doing anything but pony I take it off cause why bother
>>2804853you poor motherfucker
>>2804853Make her one but make sure it has the hole.
>>2804832It was a big topic for a while
>>2804853make it a fat one
>>2804824Attention just makes them stronger
>>2804853Have sex with her ,Hobbit
>>2804853Does she know about Lyradoll?She asks you to make her a futa Rarity, blank cheque... what do?
>>2804840I know. And I'm expected to do some few OC animations due to some stupid agreement, but after that I'll just make it a strict rule for myself to not ever animate OCs again and put it on my FAQ.
>>2804832It's related.
>>2804841>hugging Mayor, telling her she's not THAT old
The Fluffy pony thread is full of underages discussing what program is best to ddos derpibooru
>>28048472CAT>laughingneckbeard.tar.gz
>>2804853Oh god but if you do that you have to be friends hopopo, I hope you realize this.Get out while you can, say you got out of the plushie game.
>>2804847God, I hate when that happens.If it's any consolation, I enjoyed reading them.
>>2804853Eventually she is going to find the archive and read that post.
>>2804853Make her a Blueblood plushie.
>>2804890
>>2804853TELL HER STRAIGHT UP HOW RARITY IS THE WORST PONY
>>2804911>that feel
http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/Click it.. Go to it. You know you want to.
>Go to the fluffy pony threads to see their reaction to the derpibooru thing>They're talking about how they're going to DDoS the site and take it down and shit like thatTHIS IS JUST TOO GOODARE THESE REAL PEOPLE?
>>2804289these fucking guys
>>2804890Nuts the fuck
>>2804853Make her oneBut WAY over stuff it
>>2804926Hoppip should ask the girl who her waifu is.See how she responds.
>>2804916>mfw[1]
>>2804813;_;I'm taking them too and I'm not pulling anywhere near those numbers. I've hardly seen a change in the production or feel of anything.Tell me your secrets, I'm almost half through my lecithin.
>>2804864I just call it realizing my own mistakes and growing to be a better person.
>>2804916excellent.
>>2804938>>2804916>exploding yellow van.gif
>>2804853>Mentioning MLP on your Facebookyou fucking blew it hopop
>>2804916>anonymouse is leejun
>>2804916Someone gift them something to wreck their PCs with under the guise of LOIC
>>2804890No, no -- I know about that. I kept posting that image.What I mean is that the supplements primarily affect glands and stuff that aren't your testicles.I dunno. Maybe the zinc.
>>2804850I'm dying.
>>2804920Both the sexual one and the nonsexual one were fun. If my browser weren't running at a snail's pace right now I might even continue it sense you showed interest.
>>2804916Link?
>>2804853>looks just like rarity>just like rarity>SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
>>2804930>"Anon...please...">"Shhh shh, I like you just that way you are. If you don't like you pink hair thats fine."
>>2804916http://vocaroo.com/i/s09OJqgyOI78
>>2804955Well, I eat a really proteiny diet, lots of nuts and lean meats and fish.And I've been on it for a while now, so that's probably a part of it.
>>2804853>So many people have told me I'm just like rarityWhy do women do this?I swear all female socialization is based around nonsensical lies and mutual affirmation of weird fantasies about being something other than what they are.
>>2804872Its only expected from the rampant faggotry of /b/
>>2804957I'd just fucking do it, man.You enjoy doing what you go, and you get to do a potentially popular programme out of it, right? Companies (if you are seeking a job within the field) love individual projects as proof of dedication etc. If you can stop yourself going full brony, there's no problem. Hoppopo has a couple of bronies on the ponykart team afaik, and s/he gives no fucks.
>>2804936I'm going to regret this aren't I>first fucking try.Yep
>>2804995How long? I've only been going for about a week and a half.
your waifu is a stupid slut who i hope falls over
>>2804732Ah, that's good.Admittedly, it definitely is in part due to traditionalism, but people always recommend starting out on a vinyl turntable, but there is at least a decent reason behind it. I love the feel of scratching vinyl, and it really is different scratching without any kind of digital aid to help you.I personally started on a CDJ, but that's because I was a poor fuck who couldn't afford the vinyl.Anyways, if you're going to go the vinyl route pick yourself up a pair of Technics 1200s. Used, obviously. When I picked mine up they were about... $600 I think? Admittedly this was a few years ago, so I dunno how much they're going for now.As for a mixer, I've stuck with a VPMC-05Pro for god knows how long and I love it, so if you can find one of those I'd recommend picking it up.I'm admittedly not that experienced though, so take my advice with a grain of salt. If you want a bit more concrete advice I'd suggest finding yourself some DJ forums and asking there, or hell, maybe even /mu/ can help you, I think there's a few DJs there.
>>2804882>>2804946>>2804924>>2804919>>2804891I'm not making her anything, but I did say I'd show her how to make her ownalso she hasn't mentioned the word "brony" yet so that's one thing>>2804966I didn't mention it explicitly, but I had some photos of my plushies uploaded because my relatives think they're neat>>2804926>rarity>not yellow and pink background pone #6
>>2804936What a great fluffy generator.
>>2805014Good thing I don't have a waifu cause I'm not a lonely piece of shit from /mljp/
>>2804998>I swear all female socialization is based around nonsensical lies and mutual affirmation of weird fantasies about being something other than what they areYou forgot mercilessly mocking other women.
>>2804916Fluffy pony threads should be deleted, it's gorepornAnd no one would care about a bunch of bawwwwing edgy 15 year olds
>>2805014>falling overHAHAHAHA WHAT A STUPID PONY
>>2804981>>2785583Word search "derpibooru" until you get to the first post.
>>2805014>Zecora was so much of a slut in her last town she got kicked outUnf
>>2805009I'm at a month. I stocked up.My girlfriend has a cum fetish and I wanted to surprise her, she's currently away on an internship
>>2805014my waifu probably does hardcore calisthenicsshe could do a one-handed handstand pushup
>>2805022>Dissing pinkieoh hell no
>>2804761>>2804972Can you post that supplements guide?
>>2804853>filenameI love you HiphopGO FORCE YOU LAZY BITCH
>>2805022If her "friends" mentioned that she's "just like Rarity," she's a brony.
>>2804998>:P
Guys I got a new laptop but when I use my tablet it's kinda shaky and shit even though I installed the tablet driver what do I do sorry
>>2805046You must blow a huge load at this point if youre dribbling pre every day
>>2805046Good luck with that.
>>2805053It's already posted, man.You can actually find it if you follow the chains.
>>2805066restart the computer
>>2805066>>>/g/Sorry I can't help but maybe they can. Tel them what brand and stuff.They aren't mean either. Give them a shotDon't install gentoo
>>2805060My "friends" say that I'm just like Cranky Doodle Donkey. What does this mean?
>>2805066Turn off your vibrator.
Guys please, just ignore the fluffy ponies threadsIf you post, even to mock them, you're giving them exactly what they want. Just let them get bored and die once and for all
>>2805081I did
>>2805066Throw it at your pet real hard
>>2805087You're above their faggotry
>>2805067I do, I've ruined a tea towel because I kept using it.
Did you guys upload the BSC Twispike porn in /f/?
>>2805014Yeah? YEAH?Well I hope your waifu treads on a lego!
just because I love you anon~
>>2804063>So it's not allowed because it's not related to the mlp fandom, but fluffy pony love is okay? What drugs are these people on?>>2804237>Yeah, it's pretty stupid. Bitch to them in the image linked to in >>2803616 if you haven't already, maybe if there's more than just 3 people defending fluffy abuse they'll change their minds.>>2804240>Faggotry. They are on high-octane faggotry.>>2804289>We should DDoS Derpibooru.>>2804314>LoiC, HoiC or a python script I found somewhere on 4chan?>>2805047>The mods are fucking retarded on Derpibooru anyway.>>2805061>Good. I've saved all the relevant fluffy pony abuse pictures.MY SIDES ARE GONE
>>2805066Just delete the driver and reinstall it. The same thing happened to me. If that doesn't work then I don't know.
>had the day off>sat around all day>waiting for late evening so I could get on almost night time MLPGI've lost control of my life
>>2805110
>>2805110Will you PLEASE stop linking that shit?Nobody gives half a fuck.I'm starting to believe you're from the piss.
>>2805109>SO MANY WORDS>ON A MONDAYNot today Anon
>>2805001I already work on a couple of games with a circle of friends that I'd feel more confident in showing off than some pony game.I'll rather show off my original work than anything that's derived from something, and even if I'm getting something for my CV from Galacon (they invited me and pay my tickets, why not?) I'll rather use something else for work applications.
>>2805067>>2805046>>2805009>Every year ponies bring their humans to an annual contest>the goal, through training, supplements and proper conditioning, is to get them to produce the thickest, richest, creamiest loads possible>they are edged for days, sometimes weeks before the competition even starts>the contestants are judged and graded on color, flavor, consistency, and distance of ejaculation
>>2805043>implying she was a slut>implying she didn't give potions to ponies that made fun of her that would make them go into a constant, intense heat
>>2805051flutt2.3rautism you chucklefuck>>2805087I'm more worried about these "friends" than I am of her. From how she said certain things it sounded like she was just a casual fan
>>2805110>using a LOIC>2012Casuals.
>>2805127well save it for later thenI just wanted to help youProtip: the chart on the left tells you what to buy
>>2805110>>2805123>Okay, guys, I've got the program ready. Just download and aim at derpybooru.>http://www.mediafire.com/?bm3t9ww13yo5193
>>2805134Oh, close enough, you cuntloving fuckbag.
>>2805131>Zecora's human always wins
>>2805145on the right, shit, it's really late
>>2805131Ooooh baby. Who would be the judging panel?
>>2805147STOOOOP
>>2805147It's 123 megs of this
http://news.derpiboo.ru/
>>2805134Does she smell of the fat person smell?if so i feel so sorry for you
>>2805134We'll we're all being speculative anyways. At the end of the day it's going to take a non-retarded-you to determine if she's worth being friends with, not us. Tell her about your Tulpa
>>2805134>casual Pony fans>I'm just like Rarity!Your naivete is cute.
>>2805153>One year Trixie's human finally takes the crown>They're disqualified due to the impressive discharge being an illusion
>>2805151This picture makes me want to hug Fluttershy and punch her.Though I want to punch Fluttershy a lot.
>>2805165
>>2805125>Someone from MLPG laughing at stupidity in some part of the fandom>From the pissYou havent been here long, have you?
>>2805109oh shit thanks.
>>2805165This shit is why I still follow this fandom.
>>2805110So wait, whatThey're attacking Derpibooru why?Do they not allow their fluffy pony abuse pics on there?
>>2804173Skyward Sword or Wind Waker for me.So, Pinkie or Rainbow Dash? I'm okay with this...
>>2805186>Lol
>>2805191It's summer man, what do you think.
Guys I'm not a girl but I am just like FluttershyNo its true
>>2805191>Hurr this guy wants me to stop spamming shit nobody cares about and hijacking the general>Must be newPls go
This fluffy pony butthurt is a nice warmup for spaghetti con. It's this weekend, right?
>>2805191Giving them attention just makes them make more horrible shit
I fucking hate colouring
>>2805205Are you a trap?
>>2805192glad I can help
>>2805204>>2805191Stop trying so hard.Just tone down the spamming.
>>2805205That's unfortunate.You should change
>>2805207Why, yes. Yes it will be this weekend.This week is shaping up nicely.
>>2805212I like coloring. Post some linework
>>2805200Derpibooru wisely decided to ban fluffy pony stuff from their site. It's in the process of being deleted.All the hardcore teenagers in the fluffy pony threads are throwing shit fits and screaming things like "DDoS" or "loic", while having no idea what they're doing.
>>2805181>they put a magic restricting band over her horn and throw her in a pit with the humans that scored the highest
>>2805219What?
>>2805205Yeah, I saw you on Youtubehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWo8ZX3IM5s
>>2805212not>meanwhile in africa.gif
>>2805212>I fucking hate colouringBut that's like, the most fun part! Right after sketching
>>2805219There's spamming?
>>2805231Look at this shit >>2805110That is spam.
>>2805228I have some line-art but tis not mineNo wonder coloring is shipped overseas to Korea so much
>>2805232That Nigger is clearly acting you fucking faggotuh I mean.. you silly
>>2805223>camping out and doing psychadelics at a music festival all weekend>get to hear all about autismfest when I get backOh my god this next week is going to be so awesome.
>>2805229>Fluffy pony general tried to DDoS Derpibooru>Fluffy pony general drowned
>>2805243Spamming is now defined as "more than one post of something I dont like".
>>2805232Never post that link again.
>>2805230>they start brushing her mane>some cruel pony throws them a brush
>>2805246I dont think you know what spam is.
>>2805246>one post>spamNext thing you'll tell me you're not new
>>2805246Displaying brony autism has always been part of the general. If you don't like it, there's always /b/read for you.
can I borrow a >feel?
>>2805249Which pony would you take with you if you could?
>>2805066sounds bad. would you like to cuddle with me while I take a look?
>>2805254>Postings lines and lines of red and green text, hijacking discussion, and causing all this shitposting>"more than one post of something I dont like"Stop being dumb.
>Obama arguing still going on."And you wonder why MLPG acts elitist towards the rest of the board."Who ever posted that..fucking thank you.
>>2805251
>>2805268for what pony
>>2805229If the fluffy pony threads were capable of doing anything, they would have made original content by now
>>2805264Speaking of that, people in the fluffy pony threads think it all started with that flash game Fluffy made, then went directly to /mlp/.
>>2805276are you a cute and colorful pony?
>>2805268I haven't seen feels here in a long time
>>2805268>tfw you'll never take a bath with Pinkie Pie>tfw she'll never fart in the tub>tfw she'll never join in when you snicker at her fart>tfw your eyes will never meet, and you'll never embrace her in a romantic kiss>tfw you'll never make sweet love in the tub while competing in making the biggest fart bubbles
>>2805271Fluttershy. I'd say Pinkie but this is more of a hippie thing than a rave thing.And seeing Fluttershy trip would be adorable.
>>2805172>"So many people have told me">>2805167I don't know I didn't sniff her
>>2805263>>2805264>Don't want to see stupid shit about fluffy pony general >Hurr, go back to breadWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>2805249>not following the twitter LK is gonna make>not getting real time spaghetti updates on your phoneYou can trip, rock out, and lose your shit all at the same time.
>>2805277>Getting mad at colors>Implying there was a discussion to be hijacked
>>2805249>taking 2C-II'm fairly convinced that this is what being insane feels like
>>2805297Do yuo even sniff?
>>2805301>IT'S NOT SHITPOSTING IF THERE WAS NOTHING ELSE BEING POSTED
>>2805230>>2805261I would brush a pony trapped with meFor hours. Especially Trixie. Fuck Seth, she's cute
>>2805297Making anything new?
CAN THE NEW PEOPLE JUST STOP POSTING AND LURK FOR A WHILE?JESUS DICK.
>>2805297>I don't know I didn't sniff herduudethat's likethe first thing you do to tell people that they should better fuck off
>>2805302My friend buys 2C-I in bulkProbably going to try it sometime in the near future. Can't wait to buckle the fuck up
>>2805298If you don't want to see it, you can hide.Or learn to ignore it, but that may be a bit too advanced for you.
>>2805309Anon stop shitposting.
>>2805283Oh God. I shouldn't have laughed...
>>2805134I have met a few people who watched MLP. The casual fans can be cool.
>>2805314IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT THEY'RE SAYING, JUST CALL THEM NEW IN ALL CAPSTHAT WORKS EVERY TIME AND SECURES YOUR STATUS AS A VETERAN OF MLPG
im having major deja vu
>>2805268Go to bed, Millhouse's dad who's name I forget
>>2805314My Head cannon is there are no new people, Only a bunch of bitter old men from the /co/ threads, half of whom have explosive amnesia.
>>2805321But I'm not shitposting, there's nothing else happening
>>2805229How much impact would this have, anyway? Surely there's some simple way to just stop the images form loading?
>mfw tripling the dosage of pygeum and now feeling incredibly hornyI COULD MASTURBATE FOR HOURS
>>2805286On the upshot, they seem to have forgotten who Art-Anon is ever since they got their own drawfags.I bet that'd make him happy to hear.
>>2805294Yeah this.Fluttershy for chillinPinkie for YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
>>2805313uh I made this last week or so
>>2805318I plan on buying some methoxetamineWanna try that shit
>>2803850ha.
>>2805328Where are my fapfics of Discord taking away Twilights horn and raping her because now she is powerless?
>>2805342why contain it?
How do I get back at Rarity for eating my pizza rolls?
>>2805268
>>2805350hHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
>>2805342
>>2805350Is cute
>>2805357make her pay for them
>>2805350Put a weight in its bottom and velcro on its feet. I wanna put that on my shoulder.
>>2805350really solid work
>>2805350Oh man I had a bird plush just like that when I was a kid.it was my favorite thing ever i loved it so much oh god where is it i need it ;_;
>>2805350Can I put my dick in it?
>>2805324Just because fluffy pony has turned into something horrible doesn't mean we can't make fun of it
>>2805318I was reduced to a crying mess. Then I was laughing in short time.We're talking laughing, raving mad. I was blathering and speaking nonsense and it's still going on and oh god oh god
>>2805342I know that feel brother, do it while watching ponies
>>2805357murder
>>2805350Hoppip wheres the hole?!
>>2805337Kirk, fucking newfag piece of shit
>Fluffy pony is no longer allowed on the largest pony booru>Fluffy threads being banned left and rightSo ends the great and tragic legacy of Fluffy ponies. Loved by no one, hated by all.
>>2805357Oh please darling, sharing is caring.
>>2805351Probably doing that this weekend too. I've only really done a few psychadelics; this festival is going to be a damn smorgesborg. A friend of a friend is on the security team, and he says half their job training was basically how to keep kids from getting caught doing drugs, and at one point the whole team went and got stoned together.
>mfw people ship fluttermac or cheerilight in spite of cheerimac
>>2805261>the ponies and other creatures in attendance all gather around the opening of the pit to watch what happens to the cheater>the biggest human was her locked in a gentle but firm hug>the one with the brush is brushing her tail while a few others brush her mane with their fingers>after a few minutes one of them takes his shirt off and puts it on her>after that they go right back to cuddling her
>People thinking two or so posts linking to idiotic comments in the fluffy pony thread is horrifying spamJust wait till Bronycon comes around. Last time we bitched and moaned about it for three day non stop. We even ignored the episode that played during that time. It'll only be longer this time around.
>>2805379>>2805386
>>2805348He was on here not too long ago. He seemed kinda down how everyone seems to reember him for his fluffy pony stuff and with how fluffy pony has turned outHope he comes back after he's done with exams or something. Most of his stuff is pretty good
>>2805281purplest pone please
>>2805392They were loved here once...>>2805401What's in spite of anything? They're not romantically involved.
>>2805350>Peewee will never appear again
WHEN IS NEXT RARIQUEST?
>>2805404>two or so posts>people have been linking outside of mlpg all daymake it stop
>>2805395BUT YOU ATE ALL OF THEM YOU GLUTTONOUS SLUT
>>2805392>loved by no-one>hated by allThat's not true at all.The ones who loved it are the ones who stopped posting it once it fell in the sea.
>>2805287no, but I'll keep you safe in my arms
>>2805401Cherri and Mac never got together. THey were just trolling the CMC at the end. It never was a thing
>>2805409hey heymake plane ponies
>>2805409not one of those guys butthat's the price you pay
>>2805353/b/reads are the only reason this board is still aliveHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hoppip, now that you are a poorfag will you show boobs for money.
>>2805382I tried 2-C-D-Nbome, two tabs that were rectally administered because buccal is such a bitch.I was rolling around on the floor mindfucked for about three hours, then I crawled into the shower and showered with all my clothes on. It was a pretty neat time.Then I painted this
>>2805415The turtle won`t either
>>2805415I doubt anyone cares
>>2805401>CheerimacThey clearly are not interested in each other.
>>2805414
>>2805401I like it because it's cute.
>>2805419Tomorrow.
>>2805428>nostopped reading there
>>2805440I care>>2805437I don't care about that
>>2805392Wait the fluffy threads are being deleted now?please be true
>>2805403>all around the pit are nervous giggles and heavy breathing>Fluttershy has to excuse herself, her wings snapped out straight on either side
>>2805425Im sorry.
>>2805430
By the way, I was right again
>>2805445>not posting the original
>>2805411I think he said he was moving.Also, he did this for us yesterday.I've always wanted to see how he'd draw Tabasco Pone.
>>2805401Cheerimac is canonically the most forced ship
>>2805437(Tortoise)
>>2805436That's really pretty, anon.I bet it looked like a revelation from the gods at the time.
>>2805357>implying Rarity the perfect pony would even be in the same room as that garbage
There are too many circlejerking groups on /mlp/.Moot and Celestia team up to slightly fix the problem. We have to choose who to combine our threads with.Who do? I say /b/.
>>2805459Well one got janitored just now. But that's happened before. I dont think they will be consistently deleted, unless all the other terrible 24/7 threads out there go with it (so edgy drugs threads, etc)
>>2805401>Cheerilight>Not TWILEE
GLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUEGLITTER GLUE
>>2805444
>you will never force feed rarity pizza rolls as revenge
>>2805483The portal has closed. He's never coming again.
>>2805484I still think that's one of the cutest pictures ever
What was the happiest day of your recent life, /co/?
>>2805474It was very confusing, and the whole time there was a very nice persian style patterning on blank surfaces that was quite distracting
>>2805367>>2805376>>2805377>>2805378thanksI'm gonna change the bottom and maybe put some ball bearings or whatever plushies usually use for extra weight in the feet. Also fix the back of the head some more>>2805430>MLPG's flavour of the month
>>2805483He's ded. Let it go.
>>2805350>no cloaca2/10 would not buy
>>2805489>You will never stuff pizza rolls into her ass>Not for sexually, just because you're mad
>>2805491It matters not for we have his clone
>>2805467fuck yo original
>>2805491He was back yesterday
>>2805484Please, nigga, I can match you any genre of image with my superior ship.
>>2805483What
>Shipping wars>ShippingCelestia.jpg
>>2805494Some friends and I took a 3 day stunt driving course. Shit was fun.
>>2805492I think Fluttershy is a little too lanky in this pic.
>>2805451you're not reu
>>2805392Remember when fluffy pony was OUR thing?I know some people dont like it, but at least when it was here people were making decent stuff
>>2805496>implying ill ever get tired of plane poniescome onit's like coke pony we'll never part
>>2805286No they don't. Some of them think they are going to "force" him to draw them more stuff to edit to oblivion.
>>2805510No, you are the imperfect clone, crawl back into your tube
>>2805483
>>2805508But anon, straight ships are inherently shit!
>>2805469Tell him I love him.I remember writing Tabasco Pone feels, those were good days.
>>2805503>you will never lick tomato sauce from her asshole
>>2805357>you set up an elaborate, borderline-cruel plan for revenge>before you can enact it, you come home to discover that she's made you a big batch of gourmet artisanal pizza-rolls from scratch
>>2805492>>2805508But it's not superior, don't you see?
>>2805496I would pay for an A-10 pony plush
>>2805522Yeah. I liked Fluffies Fluffy. The only Fluffy.Actually that's a lie. I hated it but I tolerated it.
>>2805530>insulting the Cakes
>>2805494Leaving college.It feels so long ago, even if it's only been a month....
>>2805539>It's too late to stop the plan
>>2805530>Discord x Celestia>shit
>>2805477draw thread
>>2805524what he said
>>2805541Oh yes it is.You'll come to your senses.
>>2805494Last night. Partying until midnight on the beach was amazing.
>>2805494Graduating high school.Now I get to be a poor as fuck college student! Hell yeah!
>>2805520is that a bad thing? should I be concerned?>>2805522I never liked their looks
>>2805551Oh yeah.Drawthreads are started by MT who is /co/. We're practically brothers.
>>2805564>that smarty pants
>>2805478They are frequently deleted by the creators to score some kind of rep and then refilled with the same images and new stories. This might not be anything at all.
>>2805078obviously I'm fucking blind because I can't find it in either this thread or the previous one.
>>2805494Jetfire retuning.My life is overall very uneventful, the next year is pretty much planned out and it involves work and school. It was still stellar seeing him again.
>>2805564>you will never be held the way she is holding him
>>2805568Not as bad as graduating college and being a poor as fuck NEET fag. College pays your way BECAUSE you're poor.
>>2805578see>>2804890
>>2805517>This guy can stunt drive>There's that professional shooter anonI'm starting to think MLPG is secret agents
>>2805564My senses are fine, you're just convinced that your opinion is fact.
>>2805494I just passed my drivers test at age 21. Lets just say I've been lazy
>>2805494is it sad that I don't knoweverything in my life has just been stressful
>watching new Adventure Time>"Trap horse"GodFUCKINGDAMN ITYou people have destroyed my imagination
>>2805598your parents really want you to move out, anon
>>2805494The recent solar mostly-eclipse was really cool.
>>2805549>images from Rarity's second pizza roll binging surface to every magazine and social club from Ponyville to Canterlot, showing her face and mouth coated with grease and low quality cheese.>Rarity's image as a high class mare is lost immediately and irrevocably. >When she finds out, she runs to you, her makeup running down her cheeks as she bawls into your chest, asking who could have done such a thing.>The worst part, is when she looks up at you, her mouth still quivering, "A-at least I have y-you. You'd n-never do something like th-that."
>>2805597>>2805508wow those are shit colors
>>2805460>the mood has changed from simply watching a cheater punished to something else entirely, but no one says it>meanwhile Trixie is being passed from human to human and the cuddling has advanced to snuggling>several of the ponies are drooling as they watch>the dam breaks when one of the humans gives Trixie a quick kiss on the cheek
>>2805494I was five, and I got to feed some birds on the parkway. One jumped onto my knee and started to sing.Then it was all downhill
Is it just me or does the grammar and general manner of typing everywhere other than here in /mlp/ REEK of underageb&?
>>2805608Fuck, I did the same thing.
>>2805542...you know, i probably would too
>>2805586Oh god you're so sad. Too bad it wasn't him. Actually it was a plus that Slywit was there so I could pull the whole Paradise shit for extra 'proof'. If me fucking with you pretending to be the author Dangerous Businees actually made that the happiest day of your life, then I feel actual fucking pity for you.
somebody outbid me on the fursuit pleaseI didn't really want it
>>2805628You were five recently?
>>2805494>recentThe only thing that's recently happened in my life is me failing all my classes
>>2805631>Here in /mlp/Nigga...
>>2805539>several different varieties, from sun-dried tomato and feta, to spicy tofu faux-sage with roasted fennel and garlic, to four-cheese and mushroom>"I hope this will do for an apology, Anonymous...!"
>I missed mangneto last threadDammit.Oh well horses.
>>2805494I don't remember.
>>2805611>>2805549No. I don't like this. That's mean.
>>2805542>>2805633>A10>not BlackbirdDo you even go fast?
>>2805603
>>2805631>here in /mlp/Get the fuck out.
>>2805592no, that's the "how to get underage sex in developing countries" thingi was looking for the supplements guide to larger volumes of ejaculate
>>2805650Hooray, horses!
>>2805645>everywhere in /mlp/ other than here
>>2805635wait a sec are u trying to cheat me again
>>2805659>>2805659thisblackbird is mai waifupost more blackbird
>>2805650Shut up SB, snails is the worst pony and nothing you can say can redeem him in my eyes.
>>2805625This is actually getting pretty adorable yo.
>>2805660let me add >>2805643
>>2805625>Ponies start flowing in like water, engulfing the humans in a sea of marshmallow-soft ponyflesh>Some gather up huge armfuls, others simply go spreadeagle and let the ponies envelope them in a snoozing pile>Rainbow dash and two other pegasi are trying to fly one out for private use
>>2805650SB these are nice horsesBut you should draw wide-hipped femrover
>>2805650I am so jealous of you I hate you.
>>2805675no stay away from hershe's mine
>>2805641AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2805654Gimme something positive to write then anon, I was just rolling with >>2805549 since I didn't see anything else worth typing about.
>>2805650Also my human practice got cut short.A little bland but getting better.
>>2805625Would you pass around a used pony in a big group cuddle, mlpg? Hugged by one for a while, then passed to the next?Even if it was Trixie?
>>2805641ahahaha link?
>>2805650SB draw horsecock pls
>>2805641What's the current bid?
>>2805645>>2805662>Reading comprehension
>>2805596Well, I wouldn't say professional. I don't have any sponsorships. Just 'Competitive'.That's not to say I don't really appreciate the sentiment.
>>2805695Fuck you
>>2805673That was my post! Oh yes you're going to believe its him. That's the clincher. You sad little man.
>>2805695>hipsoh god.
>>2805659>no awesome teethwhatever man
>>2805597That image is awful. I think you've done my arguing for me.
Have you ever been so mad, you shoved a hot pocket up your ass?
>>2805494I got to drive my friend's Nissan Sentra. That was pretty tight.
>>2805650SB I like your horses, they always are so expressive
>>2805704>Wording shit so outlandishly weird
>>2805721What kind of a question is that?
>>2805699>>2805703http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=110903502826&autorefresh=true
>>2805695those eyebrows are kind of a turnoff but stillunf
>>2805727>Cant into reading
>>2805544I thought Art-Anon's were really nice.He was pretty good at making them look innocent - it's a pity the shitheaps in those threads mistook it for "making them just the right kind of retarded that makes you want to punch them."And he never drew them talking, beyond "Pway!" either.
>>2805716>fast is best>implying fasthuehuehuehuehue
>>2805697>You will never be cuddledominated by a magic showhorse
>>2805664ohoh whoops, I didn't even read thatoh
>>2805733>Mascot Cosplay Costume
>>2805733I don't believe you.No one is stupid enough to bid $1400 on THAT solely for driving up the price.
>make beer run>usual place has some of Woodchuck's Belgian White limited runFuck yes.
>>2805741Blitz x Blackbird otpwhat are all their names again?
>>2805738>Can't into punctuation
>>2805713Well, on the plus side, I know who has been obsessed with me over the past month or so.
>>2805719The quality of an image has no bearing on the quality of the ship portrayed.
>>2805694>>2805646
>>2805756You seem to be lacking a period.
>>2805524>Plane Pony General>it descends into abuse of plane ponies>Jessy/Tess (I forgot who draws them) ends up as Fluffy 2.0
>>2805676You are allowed to disagree.>>2805683I tried that. It didn't end well. Let's forget the whole thing.
>>2805749>This fucking pictureAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2805664
>>2805741skybreaker pls go
>>2805751We gettin Cider Drunk tonight?
>>2805733>US $1,425.00You're screwed anon.
>>2805733Pffftaaaahahahahahahaha
>>2805755Air Liner, Blitz, Sky Breaker, Blackbird, and I think the other three don't have names yet.
>>2805763You seem to be on a period
>>2805750Hey, it started at $1000 and buyout is $3500This girl's suits have gone for upwards of $5000 previously$1400 is pretty lean considering
>>28057331 day, 1 hourLooks like you're gonna have some time to sit and think about that one.
>>2805763>Implying sentence fragments need end punctuation
>>2805765featherweight is best kid
>>2805759Okay, but we're obviously comparing images here. I mean, this started out without any words at all, just two unlabeled images.
>>2805764you know that isn't going to happen no matter how many times you say it, right?
>plane pones
>>2805743>cuddledominated by a ponyHow....would that even work? she holds you down with magic and just goes to town, fully body embrace, rubbing her face in your chest?Cause thats jsut silly. Ponies would be nice to cuddle, but no thing's are getting out of hand
>>2805792>implying
>>2805790HNNNNNNNNNNG
>>2805772Apparently.Damn good stuff, by the way. Little sweet, little citrus. Get some if you can find it.
>>2805733>Pre-ownedwho would want a cum stained suit
>>2805762The other anon has it under control. I've been yelled at once or twice already for butting into someone else's writing time, so I'll just watch I guess.
>>2805713...Really bro?Are you really trying to pull this shit.Holy shit.Sentenal is autistic as fuck but you are honestly taking it to an entirely new level.Jesus, do you even realize what you're doing?
>>2805796I don't recognize this model
>>2805790>implying
>>2805779skybreaker is best breaker
>>2805682>the ponies start getting more than they bargained for when the humans get through their refractory periodsDon't complain. It started sexually.
>>2805783Well then i don't know what to say.You will probably be outbid, but if not you need to wear the suit and do something... something for MLPG.And then resell it
>Plane pony flies>Plane pony's engines fail>Plane pony falls and crashes into the ground>Plane pony is ripped to shreds in a torrent of fire
>>2805772drunk ponies are cute
>>2805790I would fuck him until he couldn't walk straight for weeks then shove my cock in his mouth and cum down his throat before rubbing my cock on his teeth gently and making him suck me off after to taste himself.
>>2805801but anon that just increases the value
>>2805813Sometimes they can be mean
>>2805790>>2805808>implying
>>2805809Blitz is best hearbreaker
>>2805812
>>2805808>rumble>whycantiholdallthisbeta.png
>>2805751Dude I fucking love Woodchuck.
>>2805791We are? I thought we were just posting things we like.
>>2805812nodesistyou are not funny
>>2805770Glorious, my day is made.
Are any of you What.CD memebers?How hard is it to maintain a good ratio and not get booted?
>>2805816But is it cum from a famous person?
>>2805697If there are that many of us why aren't we just hunting down ponies for all of us?
>>2805815Well, good thing you're dying alone instead
I need some shining armor and twilight incest right now
>>2805494Remember that anon talking about asking out a girl from another department.That was me.Guess what I did yesterday.I asked her, in no uncertain terms, no 'are you free monday' shit, if she wanted to go out.My FUCKING FACE WHEN: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=d6wRkzCW5qI#t=112s
>>2805808>editor and chief photographer of the school paper>sneaky as a ninja>can also fly>has cutie markFeatherweight wins.
>>2805764I hate to do down this avenue of discussionBut how would you even abuse a plane pony?>Plane pony is locked in the hanger>"Agh! Please, someone help! He's filling me with non-premium!"
>>2805812PLANE PONY ABUSE IMMINENT
>>2805740I used to like Fluffy pony.Then it became some kind of contest between aggressive 14 year olds to see who could be more extreme and edgy.Damnit I just want to see fluffy pones act cute and innocent and sometimes die of their own stupidity in increasingly improbable ways. Is that so wrong?Am I a fag, MLPG?
>>2805824oh thats not mean, they are just being silly drunk ponies
>>2805772>AppledashNot if you keep posting Appledash.
>>2805809
>>2805839That's what you think.I'll see you later.
>>2805765You should draw some cute butts.
Plane ponies did 9/11.
>>2805829>Rumble>betaget dunked
>>2805836really fucking hardyou practically have to have a seedbox
>>2805852I don't think you're a fag, no.
>>2804365I can't into zebras...
>>2805855Which Drunk Ship would you prefer?
>>2805832I guess.
>>2805845he ugly
>>2805867Hehehe
>>2805842Good for you anon, you're throwing off your beta-shell and emerging as a self-actualized butterfly.Or at least starting to!
>>2805811...Like what?
>>2805868Spitfire/TwilightCrack ship ahoy!
>>2805805No matter, it still looks like something he would write. It fits with the whole "I'm writing a book" thing, and the casual attitude of the few posts makes it all the more believable. So I'll do that.I may be an idiot, but I'm not spamming poorly shopped pictures of fake trips in a crusade, creating alternative personalities to fool people, or deleting threads for laughs.
>>2805765SB DRAW PLANE PONIESSPECIFICALLY BLACKBIRD
>>2805873Nah, I would definitely put him in a dress and fuck his face.
>>2805867Fucking SavedGotta have the Zebra pony keepin shit grounded
>>2805873>ugly>not adorkable
>>2805765SB draw something suggestive with Snails please?
http://www.compassionpit.com/this is exactly what you fear it is
>Plane pony is flying peacefully in the sky>You aim your ground to air missile at plane pony, and fire>The weapon charges through the air, hitting plane pony right in the stomach >Plane pony is blases open, her upper and lower halves flying in different directions>Plane pony's intestines are launched upwards by the blast, falling down amid a bloody mist in a shower of gore>Plane pony's torso lives long enough to experience hitting the ground
When are we going to get a new flavor of the month?Not really into the whole "Jet Pony" thing, but hey, it beats food ponies and Cheeselegs
Hey music festival anon. I found the fluttershy to accompany you.
>>2805842
>>2805852NoYou're like me.But it's over anon. It had a sorta almost goof run. Just remember what it was, not what it's become. We'll find something else for them to destroy later
>>2805899OH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>>2805577Yes, remember that these guys are offspring of the /b/ clique. The /b/read faggots delete their threads once they're done with them so that they can reuse the images (important, since they're a bunch of avatarfags).Also, they like to delete once they get past the bump-limit. They have a great deal of trouble keeping organized, so they try to stay on the front page as much as possible, since that will allow them to find the thread easier.
MiG-27 pony
>>2805901No.Fuck off.
>>2805765SB draw what you >feel
>>2805867He needs a small afro perhaps. And a magnum.
>>2805881I don't have any drunk spitfire twilight...
>>2805924it'd be pure black like his soul
>>2805790I would like him if his head were not so ridiculously huge. Ink guy is probably my favorite background colt, or the mini bowling pone.Rumble is awesome but looks like a filly.
>>2805867>I'm just two weeks away from retirement...No, Zebra Cop, no! Don't say it!
>>2805901plane pones are made of plane and plane accessories, dummy.can't you do anything right?
Why do babby pones look so alien? I think it is the eyes.
>>2805931>The Rapering part 4
>>2805842I'm proud of you department store anon.sigh...they grow up so fast ;_;
>>2805899aw man, I was hoping this had something to do with Passion Pit's new album.
>>2805904>that maneFUCKING THAT'S SOME PRETTY MANE BRO
>>2805842Congrats anon!Soon you won't need us anymore.
>>2805931I don't actually think that Spitfire/Twilight even exists beyond a few unfinished fics, tbh.Twidash works too.
>>2805931I would rape that passed out pony after pretending to take her to the bathroom.Don't fake like you wouldn't.
Anyone in here /g/ and autistic enough to take a crack at this?>>>/fit/13266342>>>/fit/13266342>>>/fit/13266342They need all the help they can get.
>>2805899oh noi want to raid it
>>2805901>flaying around in plane pony>Just for fun, you decide to hit the ejection seat>Shoot out of the cock pit violently, ripping out her intelligence in the process.>Plane pony flies around in drunken circles for a few moments, confused by concepts such as "up" and "down" until eventally crashing into a mountain
>>2805842Fuck yeah.So did she say yes?I will always regret never telling my childhood crush how I felt until it was too late
>>2805940>Rumble is awesome but looks like a filly.that's half the reason I like himwhat a girlyboy
>>2805962But I wouldn't anon, because I'm not awful
>>2805904Man if I could go with her I wouldn't need drugs. Her presence would be moving enough to make the experience magical.Ah what the fuck am I saying, I love drugs.
>>2805867>Police Zebra has been a mentor for Police Pony ever since she joined the force>He's seen a lot of shit, and put up with a lot more, as a Zebra in Canterlot, aka "Pony Central.">He's come to see her as a surrogate daughter, and has become a father-figure to her>They gibe and banter, but there is always a deep respect present between the two.
>>2805967>flaying around'sup Disco?
>>2805972/d/ plz go
>>2805940Is that a bad thing?I can imagine that nigga doing some good crossdressing with Pip and Featherweight.
>>2805934SB is not grimdark.He is just mopey.
>>2805966This... could turn out hilrious.
>>2805930Nah - not an afro. I think a mustache, like Murtagh in Lethal Weapon.
>>2805899I don't really see why this is anything too bad
>>2805972unf.
>>2805986No, boner! Stop!
>>2805994exactly
>>2805994Hmm, I agree. And maybe a tie
>>2805980well hello there new headcanon
>>2805972reported for non vidya
>>2805982>actually post with a name/trip some times>called out as anotherfeels weird
have we seen this yet?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=CmnAWE38Ly0&NR=13:08
>>2805991fine, grey
>>2805995It's literally a hugbox.I'm pretty sure "compassion pit" is french for "hug box".
>>2805797>a pony grabs you with her telekinesis and drags you into an alley>she pins you to the ground with her magic and wraps all four legs around you in a massive hug>while doing this she rubs her face against your chest, neck, and face>before long she is paying more attention to cuddling you than keeping you pinned down>not long after that her horn stops glowing>she doesn't notice
>>2805972I've never really liked dmitrys.He does draw a pretty nice dick though.
>>2805995it is a structured internet hugboxyou should be either upset, or creeped out at the least
>>2805856>>2805809>>2805779>>2805741i feel like this the worst flavor of the month MLPG has had since /co/
>>2805969"I'll think about it", but in a completely non-condescending way. She doesn't seem all that much more socially composed than I am, so she simply may need time to mull it over. Even if she says no, I'm happy with it. Simply talking to her and asking her our has kicked my depression, rebuilt my confidence and I've proven to myself that yes, I AM capable of making a move and that I've left my high-school days behind. I even if she says no, or friendzones me entirely, I'm happier than I've been in years.
>>2806015meh
>>2805979>Take fluttershy with you>She's nervous and spends a lot of her time in the tent>The music is loud to her more sensitive ears, and she's not good with crowds>Decided to give pony MDMA>You spend the entire day just cuddling in the tent, Fluttershy amazed at how smooth your skin is but how patchy your coat is
>>2806015Well it shouldn't be a problem if they just go for a quick hug before moving on with their livesThat's what they do, right
>>2805852>>2805865>>2805906Just do what I do - look at the old stories, see what it was when it was safe in the lifeboat, as it was meant to be.Ignore the gore and torture and abuse, the pitiful attempts at "dark comedy," and focus on the silly, probability-defying slapstick and the innocent, cute art we made for it.The bronies might have taken fluffy pony from us, but they can't take away the parts that rest safely in our archives.
>>2806028Food ponies were worse
>>2806011you're gonna find out real soon, andrea
>>2806028Oh come on, It's so easy to ignore.Why are you so hard to please anon?
>>2805972has mlpg ever experienced a hands-free orgasm, solely from anal stimulation? feels good man
>>2805809jessy, you should make jet ponies look like jets
>>2806030>"I'll think about it"Yeah, that's a no. Good for you for having balls though. Better luck next time, hero.
>>2806016>start cuddling back>she slows down, trying to get back up>you hold her to you, burying your face in her mane while you rock gently back and forth>she starts thrashing, horrified that you've turned the tables on her>you turn your head to the side and give her a soft kiss on the cheek>she starts screaming for help
>>2806030That's great anon, I'm happy for you
>>2805986Considering he hangs out with his brother, who hangs out with a bunch of mares much older than the poor little guy, well I would not be surprised if they victimized him in such a fashion. >pegasus twins corner Rumble>evil glint in their eyes>one pulls out a frilly saddle>the other a camera
>>2806041>>2806028haha fuckyou guyseverything is awesome
>>2806055dinofag, you should eat shit and die
>>2806016>get up and walk away>pony is still clinging around your torso
>>2806041>>2806028I hope you guy step on a fucking slug barefoot.
>>2806046>>2806011
>>2806069No, everything is mediocre to good
>>2806065>>2805986ARTI NEED ART OF THIS.
>>2805815What else would you do with him.
>>2806024>you should be either upset, or creeped out at the leastShould I?
>>2806058RUB HER BELLY
penis goes where?
>>2806016>You get up, grabbing the pony on top of you as you do so.>You flick her horn whenever she attempts to use magic as you rush from the alley.>She's panicked, begging you not to harm her, closing her eyes and on the verge of tears.>She doesn't notice when you unlock the door to your home and bring her inside until you flip the lights on.>"W-what are you going to do to me?">You take her to the couch and drop her on a cushion before sitting next to her and pulling her to your side.
>>2806075did i insult the revered queen?have you ever critiqued jessy?
>>2805986>>2806089>you will never see Boku no Pico reenacted with Rumble, Featherweight and Pipsqueak
>>2806050I just can't into anal play. Lord knows I've tried, but it's just too uncomfortable to do for long enough to get any results out of.
>>2806101Yours? Absolutely nowhere.
>>2806089No plz
>>2806058Nibble at her jawbone and make her hyperventilateBlow a raspberry on her belly and she goes into shock
>>2806050I've taken it for a few years, and we've tried, but have never had an anal orgasm, unfortunately. On the upshot, he's nice enough to give me a reacharound, so I don't mind.
>>2806057I wouldn't be so dismissive all at once. That's partially what got me into the depression in the first place. Besides. Like half of her department was standing nearby. I'm not going to exlude other possibilities, like coworkers egging her on to say 'yes'. Getting out of your depression, and what really allowed me to do this in the first place, was positive thinking.
>>2806113penis just wants to be friends
>>2806108Go back to coding, Dinofag.
>>2806102I love cuddling with ponies
>>2806130Play dead, penis
>>2806102>you reach into your pocket and pull out some ribbon>she starts to scream but you cover her mouth with your hand>her mane and tail are soon tied up with lacy ribbons>you rock back and forth on the couch while hugging your catatonic pony
>>2806089Maybe later.
>>2806011
>>2806100>>2806117Is that guy that wrote that last one or should I get this? I'm the other guy that was doing these.
>>2806109>google Boku no Pico>mfw
>>2806142>she showers for days afterwards and breaks down often>is too scared to leave the house
>>2806124>giving you a maybe with people watching AND egging her on to say yesLook I'm not saying don't be optimistic, just don't exactly make any plans yet.
>>2806142Too far
>>2806142You have a strange fascination with them reacting adversely to getting positive attention.
That compassionpit thing doesn't work for me. It stays on 'initializing'. Can anyone else confirm?
>>2806164The what?
>>2806150I dunno lol
>>2806156>filly pie>poofy hair>no cutie markdo you hate the show or something?
>>2806100>you slowly and quietly shush her, and her shouts become quiet whimpers>her lips tremble as you lean up and place a hand on her stomach>you rub her soft belly as she sniffles, beginning to sob openly as you reach your other hand up to scratch behind her ear>you notice she's shut her eyes, so you move your head down close to her tummy, inhale deeply, and blow a giant raspberry right on it
>>2806134I think my ideal day would be me and all the ponies in pajamas, watching cartoons all day and eating junk foodI am the biggest faggot in the universe
>>2806150Oh dear. Didn't mean to start stealing your audience, sorry!
>>2806161I think it's cute and fucking hilarious at the same time.I love these.
>>2806168scroll up.
>Turning cuddles into rape fantasies
>>2806182No you're not anon. Because I want that too.That is my ideal day! And together we are the faggots!
>>2806142>cuddle rapenot before MLPG did I ever imagine such a thingand learn to like it
>>2806189>it hurts to live.jpg
>>2806182That sounds cute and funI have you beat for wanting to engage in romance with pone though
>>2806194It looks like Newborn Cuties and that disturbs me
Dear mlpg, i need help. I'm tired all the time and I don't know why. please respond
>>2806194>turned back maneShit, that is a great way to do that. Why the fuck didn't I think of it?
>>2806203>cuddle rapeBack in my day we just called that "molestation."
>>2806182Hell yeah you are!
>>2806170I'd fill he pie, if you know what I meanfill with affection
>>2806204Hey, hey... None of that.Shh...Come here...*hug*
>>2806212drink water in the morning, get the fuck off the computer and get some exercise
>>2806206I beat both of you for writing pone x human romance.
>>2806201>not knowing the storied history of cuddlesluts and it's latter formation, forced hugging
>>2806189Not a problem. This split into two paths so I can take the other one if you want this one.
>>2806227I'd fill her with sweets.
>>2806212Surgeon General advises you sleep at least once in two days when browsing MLPG
>>2806245semen you mean
>>2806206You guys keep pushing me towards it, nut I dont want itPonies are firend and for having fun and maybe sometimes cuddling, not sexy sex
>>2806212>>2806232What he said.Go jog and eat more deep greens during the day.
What else can we report to get fluffy pony banned from?`
>>2806239You mean the ones where everyone wandered town leaking pre-cuddle because they wanted to be cuddled so badly?That's not rape, that's pseudo forbidden desires and voyeurism.
>>2806204>>2806231>tfw too many writefags for one threadEveryone go and write a feel, and don't come back without one!
these threads are getting worse by the week
>>2806175>>2806142But if cuddling is how ponies reproduce? ...Oh jeeze
>>2806246>surgeon general >recommending MLPG in any wayTREASON! PERFIDY! WAR CRIME!IMPEACH HIM!!!
>>2806260No, I mean the earlier ones where it was just equivocated to sex for ponies, pre-cuddle came later
>>2806256Ok.I heard depression could cause this but is that true?
>>2806222I wouldnt touch the danger areasJust embrace them close oh god im a pony pedoo
>>2806262You're never going to finish your shitFuck off.
>>2806261fuck you I'm trying to keep my sanity here
>>2806274Yep.I can put you into contact with AB if you'd like.
>>2806157>>2806161>>2806203>getting bored of hugging a nonresponsive pony you decide to try something else>you set her down on the couch and leave the room>when you come back she is just starting to crawl off the couch>you whistle and call her attention to what you are holding>it's a pretty dress>she starts crying
>>2806274only if it's fillies
>>2806272y'know a good way to combat depression?exercise
Anyone who is bored go on Ponibooru and report all fluffy pony pictures with the exact phrase: Fluffy pony is not far from being child abuse. Derpibooru is banning it, you should too.
>>2806257I'm sorry I am unable to understand this, clarify your meaning.
>>2806262This is a good thread you nigger.
>>2806262You should do something about it instead of complaining if it bothers you that much
today i officially became a brony when i bought this set. what the fuck am i gonna do with all these extra OCs?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD0A2plMSVA
>>2806285Do I have a secretary or what?
>>2806291Really?
>>2806261Nah, it'll just get an addendum that turns anything cute into rape.Also I can't think of anything to write about.
>>2806272Being alive causes it
>>2806279So are Seaponies going to show up in S3 or is that something they're going to save for S4?Please tell me s3 won't be the end
>>2806235>implying I haven't already done that with Twilight>with the human as an obvious self-insert of myself complete with personality and hobbies>>2806254One day, Anon, one day you'll grow to love one pony far more than the others. And that's where it begins.
>>2806292>bored go on Ponibooru and report all fluffy pony pictures with the exact phraseWhy? Ponibooru will be dead in a month.
>>2806299Eat them.That'll show them who's boss.
>>2806301i wish i knew japanese
>>2806299Go to a hobby store and buy some miniatures paint and learn to customize.
>>2806293Is there popular tumblrs we could report or artists or something?
>>2806262I thought it was okay.
>>2806292are you stupid? ponibooru is already shut down.
>>2806305Nothing feels better than getting home after a long jog
>>2806326>tio1.jpg
>>2806265Exactly. That's why this is cuddlerape.
>>2806316They also thought this board would be dead in a week.
>>2805980>>2806003>His wife insists she join them for dinner one night>Police Pony is nervous. She's not been to someone else's house since she was a filly, and only a few times>No close friends in the academy meant a lot of nights spent alone>she reluctantly agrees>A year later, she's practically a part of his family>Police Zebra's kids call her "Aunt Pony."
>>2806299Learn to paint miniatures and do some custom stuff, then sell them to brownies to pay for the box.Alternatively, use them as gag-gift enhancers for your friends. they won't know the difference.Alternatively, you might just be able to sell or trade them. I THINK the spare ponies in that set can't be found in normal blind bags.
>>2806265>>2806341But they reproduce with penises and vaginas.
>>2806343No, idiot. Ponibooru is actually shut down. The site is no longer functional.
>>2806295>>2806326it probably doesn't seem so bad if you're a regular, things change slowly.when you take long breaks, the shifts are more obvious
>>2806305He's not kidding, actually. Work out, take a jog, whatever. It helps.
>>2806325I need you to release your angerBeing mad at something so silly isn't healthy
>>2806343You're actually retarded, aren't you?http://ponibooru.413chan.net/endofanera.html
>>2806343http://www.ponibooru.org/endofanera.html
>>2806355After the last long break I took from MLPG it was actually more enjoyable than when I left it.
>>2806345Fuck, with a setup like that someone is totally gonna die
>>2806175Keep going.
>>2806312>implying I don't run "Quests" and have written fapfictionI haven't done a self insert, but a blank slate is close enough.
>>2806299I left them in my local bar bathroom for added confusion
>>2806257tumblr i guess. if enough people report they will ban any drawn loli porn or drawn bestiality porn tumblrs.
>>2806355I wish you would take more beaks, dinofagand then maybe one day the beak would last forever
>>2806345Oh manI like this
>>2806354It still works for searching/downloading. The site won't go dark until august.
>>2806351my headcanon is that 'mammalian reproduction' just means live birth and breast feedingthe method of conception is entirely up for debate/interpretationit's cuddling you fucking nigger!
>>2805930>>2805941
>>2806345why can't I hold all these >feels
>>2806065>CC snaps a picture of Rumble's horrified/confused/shocked expression>"Lookit! Isn't that the most ADORABLE face?">Rumble sighs in relief as Flitter puts the saddle away>"You didn't think we'd put that on you, did ya?"
>>2806400I can get behind that
>>2806152>she has cuddleraped ponies in the past>she thought she could handle you, but she was wrong>one night you show up at her house with all the ponies that she had violated in the past
>>2806400No faggot.
>>2806405Now add the 'stache!
>>2806391he comes in heretells us how bad threads aredoesn't present his project shit he doesn't work onand eventually spams dinosaurs and leaves.he does this all the time
>>2806405He doesn't seem very upset about itCan you make the background a slightly different color? looks weird with her mane
>>2806271Found the vintage! >Twilight is off in the corner reading, and has been for the past three hours; it's 2 in the morning >Deciding enough is enough, you go in and snatch the book from her, before whisking her away to her bed >She protests and magically grips the doorframe, trying to summon her book back to her >"You don't understand! I have changed my schedule three times, I can't cuddle now! It-" >You scratch behind her ear, and she goes slack >You take her over to the bed and lay her out flat, rubbing a hand across her smooth round belly as your other hand keeps working at her ears >Twilight is reduced to a drooling pile of quivering coat and hooves, eyes glazed over with raw pleasure >Easing into bed, you wrap your arms and legs around her, giving her a soft kiss on the neck and making her shiver with delight >You blow a raspberry on her chest and make her giggle thickly around a string of drool >She focuses all her effort and rolls over, face to face with you as you hold her close >She softly kisses you on your cheek, and rests her head against your shoulder, murmuring softly as she drifts to sleep
>>2806260It's older than that.
>>2806405ahahaha
>>2806421He's like our Ross away from Ross
>>2806424>That not green greentextYOU FUCKING BROKE IT
>>2806424ughi find it really hard to read long lists that aren't greenwhat have you done to me, MLPG?!
>>2806400But it was stated to be "standard" mammalian reproduction, which would mean its the same as most any mammal through and through.
>>2806424I can't read it, if it's not green
>>2806371Oh, no they won't.
How to kick depression;Stop reading >feels. No, seriously. Over time they have a direct effect on your manner of thinking. You will automatically default to >you will never when you see something neat or a cute girl. Replace these with >if you're lucky, you just mightor >there's a chance you will and simply go from there. The whole idea is POSITIVE THINKING. DO NOT think about all the ways something will fail. DO think about how it could go right. Department-store anon above demonstrated a VERY good mastery above. To many, "I'll think about it" is an automatic NO. But did you see what he did? He laid out several, for lack of a better word, excuses as to why she might still come back later and say YES.LEARN from our brothers success. YOU can be Department Store anon, too! All it takes is a little POSITIVE THINKING.And THEN start working out, get a haircut and buy some new clothes.
>>2806453But if that were true, the ponies would have genitals.
>>2806424>distracting Twilight from work with cuddleshow did you know what I likeI'll forgive you for not green this time punk
not all zebras are black you filthy fucking racists.
>>2806355Shut up, Dino-Fag
>>2806453fuck celestia has a sexy chinNO! IT'S FUCKING CUDDLING!
>>2806472HAHAHA
>>2806453I know that ponies fuck each other to reproduce. I also know that's it's fun to pretend that's not the case and write about cuddling.
>>2806147Why is andrea so fat?
>>2806472woahis that like leth's real tripI can only ever remember like the first five characters
>>2806464>Stop reading >feelsIf you are actually deppresed reading this you should kill yoursefl.
>>2806424Anyone have those caps from like January or something of Twilight being extremely fluffy, Fluttershy having a fetish for that, and cuddle raping fluffy Twilight while she was pinned down?I think that was the first time "pre-cuddle" was used.
>>2806405>"Oh... what an... interesting look.">"I know what you're thinking, honey - I tried telling him the SAME thing all those years, but he never listened to me...!">"Honey, please... put the photo album away...!">"But I was just about to show her your Disco years!">"H-his what...?">"Oh, no...!"
Do you think you could out cuddle your favorite pony?You vs ponyOne bed. One blankey. One winner.
>>2806298we b-belle now?
>>2806490looks like itin any case, i agree with that post whole-heartedly even if it isn't leth
>>2806470Yes, they are.They are also white
>>2806500But she's the world champ, you know...
>>2806374>she squeaks and whimpers as her tummy reverberates under you>as you finish, you reach around and start to gently tickle her sides>her hooves turn little circles in the air as she involuntarily giggles through her sobs>she calms down as you stop, and you rest your head on her warm belly, nuzzling into it as you wrap your arms around her>you breathe easily, enjoying the smell of shampoo on her coat>she hasn't made a sound in minutes, but if you looked up, you'd find her face twisted in anguish, silent tears streaming down her cheeks
>>2806505i would not.
>>2805980>>2806345>Suddenly, something terrible happens>a robbery went bad and Zebra Pony is forced in to retirement due to the injuries he's sustained>Police Pony is devastated>Due to her partner's unfortunate retirement, she's assigned a new one>Infamously known around the department as a loose cannon, Police Pony quickly grows to resent him>both because of his rampant disregarding of the rule of law and him being the 'replacement' for Zebra Pony>his name? Anon.
>>2806505I might.
>>2806512>belle
>>2806493Keep reading, fucknut. He's talking about negative shit like >you will never a pinkie pie.Reading cuddlerape feels is A-OK.
>>2806499I can totally picture this
Why does it PHYSICALLY hurt to want to hug these damn ponies?WhyI thought I had m shit together
>>2806500Even if I didn't win, it would still be wonderful.
>>2806420I can't in to facial hair. >>2806422Well, I am a really slow drawer and I left the background white, so I didn't have to colour in the white in his mane and eyes. I *could* do that, though, if you want.>>2806499You are all really creative, love it.
>>2806536> He's talking about negative shit like >you will never a pinkie pieThis is even more pathetic.
>>2806535Silly anonSweetie can't play baseball. Just look at her.She's so tiny
>>2806405>gun tucked behind the earBrillaint!Bwahahah!
>>2806550Well you don't have to. It's a pretty swell drawing either way.
Alright so... Wait for it...Wait for iiiiiiit...Zebra Cop and Police Pone have to hunt down a serial cuddler
>>2806505I would.Dem white girl thighs, unf.
>>2806531Fuck, this is where I throw myself in front of a bullet to protect police pony, right?
>>2806567Pfffff
>>2806524More raspberries and tickling. She needs to feel what's it's like to be cuddled nonconsensually.
>>2806535sorry
>>2806464I have never taken a > you will never seriously.For starters, most of them are retarded ridiculous shit like> you will never lick your own cum from a marshmallow pony's buttholeAnd second ponies are fictional and I am capable of separating fictional pony feels from more pressing, pertinent reality feels.
>>2806567Who;s the good cop?
>>2806567Oh God, Fund itI haven't had a good laugh in MLPG threads like this in a while.
Have you hugged a tall girl today?
>positive thinkingAlso, shopping for clothes is pretty difficult because of how incredibly picky I am with stuffI've scoured malls for days on trips and only found 1 or 2 shirts I really liked
>>2806556You're an idiot and completely missed the point.
>>2806568>>2806532
>tfw there are people out their that fluffy pony is all their life revolves aroundim sad.
>>2806592Well it's not so much Good Cop- Bad Cop as it is young rambunctious police pony partnered with old veteran zebra pony.
>>2806594Go die, Ross.
>>2806601At least Im not a sad shit.
>you will NEVER hug an emo pony
>>2806594>Ross
>>2806567>it's just like Se7enWHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOOXIt's Hopopo's Lyra plush
>>2806592They're both good cops.Police Zebra has a better sense of when one has to stop being nice, though.
>>2806570Worse. You throw yourself between her and a pie.
>>2806622No, you're just a shit poster
>>2806524Tell her she is a very pretty pony
>>2806624WHY WOULD I WANT TO
>>2806639But not a depressed faggot.
>>2806421basically, minus spamming dinosaurswell sort of
>>2806570No.You're just going to get kidnapped and brutally tortured until Police Pony finally rescues you and the two of you have a joyous, tear filled reunion.
>>2806592A better question is who is the axe cop
>>2806589I don't think he's talking about pone feels in particular. I think he means the standard /r9k/ >you will never have a girlfriend stuff.I'm pretty sure his entire point is that you need to remove all negativity from your thought and focus on the good.
>>2806628>They unbox it in several still images, the address is to a Mr. Nukim Duke>It's a dragon dildo
>>2806567How far do we want to take this? Is it a buddy cop comedy or a Silence of the Pones sort of deal?
>>2806618Police Pony isn't rambunctious though. She's kind of meek, from what I've seen of her.
>>2806629>>2806592One has to play good cop and one has to play bad cop, at least when they interrogate the perp.THATS THE RULE This is like, police 101
I really hope that anon didn't come right over to check us out
>>2806619Nah.
>>2806644Why wouldn't you want to? You don't like hugs or something?>you will also never hug a silent hill pony
>>2806679wow that is fucking awful
>>2806670Oh, I hate being checked out by all those anons, tee hee~
>>2806667Something in the middle.Like Bon Cop Bad Cop
Horses. All day long. Do you have any idea how dull horses are?
>>2806594Ross, if you want to improve your art, mix about a gallon of any two of these. Acid SourcesLysol(R) Ready to Use Disinfectant (4-8 percent citric and hydroxyacetic acid) Lysol(R) Toilet Bowl Cleaner (9.5 percent HCl) Sno Bol(R) Toilet Cleaner (15 percent HCl) The Works(R) Toilet Bowl Cleaner (15-25 percent HCl) Blu-Lite(R) Germicidal Acid Bowl Cleaner (20.5 percent phosphoric acid) Kaboom(R) Shower, Tub, and Tile Cleaner (5-7 percent urea-monohydrochloric acid) Tile, stone cleaners (1-30 percent HCl) Sulfur SourcesArtist oil paints (0-15 percent zinc sulfide) Dandruff shampoos (1.0 percent selenium sulfide) Pesticides (5-30 percent calcium polysulfides)Spackling paste (1-2 percent zinc sulfide) Some latex paints (6.6 percent zinc sulfide) Garden fungicides (5-90 percent sulfur)
>>2806679Too bad you weren't born with talent.
>>2806683That's from SH?
>>2806679...You do know pin-ups are supposed to be attractive, right?
>>2806683reminds me of that boss in Midwitch Elementary School in Silent Hill
>>2806658>They torture you by cuddling"So... won't talk, eh? Give him the old one-two then Doctor Snugs.">He kisses you once on each cheek"How do you like that, huh?! You want me to escalate this? I will have you fucking spooned, do you hear me!?"
>>2806679Bro, I would love to see you draw a skeleton for that picture. show us some anatomy for that giant please?
>>2806669I believe I made it clear.Police Pony is the "good cop," who tries to reason and bargain with perps.Zebra Cop is the "bad cop."
>>2806701Do you have any idea how dull Skyrim is?
>>2806701Horses are dull but pone is fascinating!
>>2806701
>>2806709It's the "split-head" enemy from one of the shitty american games.pony ver ofc
>>2806720
>>2806717I like this. The idea of torture via pain would never even occur to them, they'd just keep escalating the cuddles further and further.
>>2806696Make me imagine a Kindergarten Cop situation, where Twilight has to catch a bad guy by going undercover as a teacher for MAGIC KINDERGARTEN
>Derpibooru slowing down
>>2806701They smell tooI don't think enough anons make the distinction between fantasy candy colored equines and every day horses. In fact they've been blending them together...
>>2806757>Fluffy pony thread tries to bring derpibooru down>All they do is slow it down>Its still faster than ponibooru
>>2806721I like it better the other way round>>2806717>when it doesn't work, they bring out a few fillies and colts to all cuddle with you>they become frightened once that doesn't work
>>2806754How come Sweetie didn't go to magic kindergarten?
>>2806757>no-one will ever code a fast booru
>>2806754Man, Twilight would completely lose focus the first day she started because she'd be TEACHING!She would be spreading and giving the JOY of KNOWLEDGE!She would be inspiring an entire generation of young, impressionable minds to reach in to the higher realms of knowledge!
>>2806775>they bring in the nuclear option, Fluttershy
>>2806781her horn is made of paper mache
>>2806524>You roll to the side, scooping the stunned pony up into you arms, and lift her up as you scoot over to sit against the wall>With your free hand, you reach up to wipe away her tears>she winces at your touch, and takes a ragged gasp as your hand traces down her chest.>her eyes open ever so slightly as your finger leaves her, only to shoot wide open as she notices your hand hovering right under her hoof>"No! No, please, don-!">you run your fingers along the soft bottom of her hoof, and she can't stop herself from cracking up, punctuating her laughs with deep sobs>you lower her down across your legs, and tickle her tummy with your other hand>the only sounds she makes between fits of laughter are unsteady, pained breaths
>>2806781like scootaloos wings, her horn doesnt work
>>2806594A person of her height and weight would be unable to survive for long. She probably has some debilitating illness that makes her incredibly frail therefore a hug would just cause her more pain. Lrn2anatomy pls
>>2806723DLC soon
>>2806788oh come on that's not fair
>>2806781Magic Kindergarten is for ponies actually capable of magic.
>>2806775>scared, they try the last thing they know of>they bring out the two-pony snuggie>an hour later they drag Doctor Snugs our of your cell using the snuggie as a straight jacket
>>2806797Actually her horn seems even more broken then Scootaloo wings.At least Scootaloo can hover.
>Come out of denial>Face the fact that I am an all-out TrixiefagFeels bad
>>2806747>"I... I don't get it, he won't crack! We had the damn unicorns in there for hours, tickling him with feathers- the sick fucker was LAUGHING!">"Jesus, did you try sending in Red Hourglass? She's a cold one.">"He had her screaming for help within three hours; he cut up a bedsheet to make ribbons. Kept saying how cute she would look with pigtails and giving her nuzzles.">The second stallion has to take a minute to vomit into a nearby trash can
>>2806757>make a rar of 250MB of Orson Welles>label it as "LOIC v2.1" on mediafire>give it to Fluffy Pony General two hours ago>THEY'RE STILL FUCKING DOWNLOADING IT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qewOrRRfQeQ&feature=g-u-uSeeing how you all are similar furries, how do you feel about this video?
>>2806708>born with talentI don't care if you're using it against Ross GTFO with that shit.
>>2806818could be worse, at least you aren't Ross
>>2806775You... aren't familiar with how we've handled Police Pony up to now, are you?
>>2806818Trixie is wonderful. I wish I had more art of her.
>>2806818>come out of denial>face the fact that you will never have real friends whom you share interests withfeels bad
>>2806827I inhaled my kool-aid
>>2806828>The Young Turks>talking about furriesI'M SO SURPRISED
>>2806799Like hell I'll pay Bethesda for their shovelware.I'll still play it, though.
>>2806820HahahaI'm loving thesethey remind me a little of that Fairly Odd parents where Timmy goes to that planet with all the cute stuff
>>2806796Continue tickling her and start kissing her cheeks and horn.
>>2806784That, or she'd be on edge all day. Every time one of the students giggle it beings back nightmares>>2806781Cause its all the way in Canterlot, ateended only by the most afloent pony children or those who can get patronage. Bum fuck Ponyville jsut has the one, single room school house Entire ciruculum is a mess. Teaching all the ponies, earth, pegasus and unicorns, all the same stuff like proper horn management and wings 101
>>2806840she's alright
>>2806829Oh come onHes been drawing his whole life and his art is shit. It's a sad inexcusable truth he'll never admit.He doesn't have a spine. Just like all his characters.
>>2806820>red hourglassMy spiderbro!
Which pony deep throat it all the way?
>>2806848>kool aidShit nigga what are you? 9?
>>2806814I wouldn't say that really, have we seen any other fillies using magic? We have seen plenty of flying filly pegasi, but I do not recall seeing a filly unicorn (other than pumpkin cake) with horn aglow. The one with Sparkler/sarcasm pony/whoever just sat their and waited for the older unicorn to magic everything.
>>2806837I never liked police pone as a nervous pone
>>2806829policezebra guy here, this.
>>2806874gilda.
>>2806827I wouldn't expect anything else
>>2806871>He doesn't have a spine. Just like all his characters.Irrelevant to the nature of talent
>>2806782Derpibooru is fast.
>>2806870That was the other picture I was thinking of posting, aside from the stoner trixie oneSEE HOW FEW PICTURES OF HER I HAVE?
>>2806820Shit Status: 404
>>2806869>implying that doesn't allow for some nice cross-pony breeding and sexual fetishismit's just like how learning about rabbit reproduction gave me a breeding fetish
>>2806818What's wrong with Trixie?She is cute pony antagonist
>>2806804You didn't even break to a pile of fillies.
>>2806891It's perfectly relevant. A person with talent could see their art is inherently flawed and work to improve.
>>2806876No, I just love kool-aidfuck you if you don't
>>2806820>they finally break and decide to let you go>to make sure that you won't go to the authorities they offer you anything you want>all you do is point a finger at them>a few minutes later they all leave except for one ponies>scream and curses can be heard from the open door before it slams shut
>>2806900well that just won't do
>>2806827make a .bat file that deletes system 32Also, how did you make and upload that fast enough
>>2806917No, a person with cognitive faculties and critical self awareness would.
>>2806929ahahahaoh god this is great
>>2806883Little magic horn.
>>2806929>won't go to the authorities>when you are the authoritiesEh?
Fuck, I've been having the hunger to play Fallout 3 all day, and this was suppose to be my day or work.Someone tell me to get back to coding in a harsh manner.
This turned into a really good thread, I'm proud of everyone.
>>2806847>Have hipster friends>Talk about music all the timefeels good man, it's like real life /mu/ without all the patrician/plebeian shit
>>2806874dash
how about we just show ross' art to lauren faust and get her opinion?
>>2806956fuck off dino-fag
>>2806938This, they are stupid enough to fall for it.
>>2806956Nigger, go play Fallout 3.
>>2806943So he has neitherThank you
>>2806956>playing FO3
>>2806829being born with talents gives you the opportunity to become a GOAT if you develope that talentpracticing gives you the opportunity of becoming really good
>>2806963Because that's cruel to Lauren
>>2806963Naw, I`d rather ignore him
>>2806970No, the OTHER guy who codes.
>>2806963...Okay.
>>2806874
>>2806987fuck off sentenal
>>2806980I want to be a pretty goat
>>2806956Keep fucking around and don't code, you won't get anything done either way so it doesn't matter.
>>2807000No, the other OTHER guy.
>>2806987Oh.fuck off other guy who codes
Does anyone have that pic where Pinkie and Dash are working at Dominons? It's really cute
>>2806874Probably Dash.She has all that experience from doing it with Twilight's horn.
>>2806996I bet dash would go all the way for them
>>2806868>you slow your efforts just enough to let her breathe, then redouble, making sure she's practically convulsing under your ministrations>while she desperately tries to catch her breath, you bend down and nuzzle your face against hers>"You're so cute when you're smiling...">you smooch her bunched up cheek, but she's too busy trying to control herself that she barely reacts>you kiss her again, and again. On the other cheek. Her forehead. You plant a little line of them from the base of her horn right up to the tip. You even give her little Eskimo kisses, rubbing your noses together while she tries to suppress her incessant giggles.
>>2807009fuck off gaben
>>2806970>only one person in the world is wizard enough to program thingsi am flattered
>>2806957Next thread will be butts
PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
>>2806961>>2806996She likes to make that pose...>>2806979
Welp, whatever. Decided to reply to that Music is War game dev team invite anyway just to see if they'll make any changes to the character roster.I also like how they'd like me to work on the project with something I've never used before. I'm only a hobbyist, I don't know all this stuff.
>>2806938>>2806975Be careful with that - you never know if it might come back to bite us.
>>2807019I dont think so Anon Twidash is canon.
>>2807029>not having it transparent. shame
>>2806874All of them.No gag reflex.
>>2807033Nothing bad ever happens when you OPEN a file.It's when you run the content that fucks you up.
>>2807015This one?
>>2807036I dont think so anon.
I felt today.And it felt good.
>>2807030she does doesnt she?
>>2807024No, it's just that if there's someone annoying enough to make that "Hai guys I code lel" comment, it's you.
>>2807053>I dont watch the showBrony pls go
>>2807052yesIt's cute
>>2807015>>2807052Oh I thought you meant setting up a domino rallythat would be cute too
New horse butts>>2807068>>2807068>>2807068>>2807068>>2807068
>>2807032That is very polite.Good job, I guess.No need to sound like a 12 year old, even if you disagree with someone.
Perfect. Just perfect.
>>2806952Woops, I forgot.>>2806948>you spend a few more minutes cuddling her, then retrieve your hoof cuffs from where they were dumped>once you have her restrained you start cleaning her up and removing the evidence of the cuddling>once that's done you call your partner then sit down and wait>Police Pony arrives along with half the force>your heroic story of overpowering your captors even as they put you through cuddle torture earns you much respect>you try to turn down the time off that you are offered but the chief forces you to take it>no one listens to the criminals claims that he was cuddled by you
>Twidash is canonWhere are you niggas getting this? There is only one canon ship. Fortunately, it is the best ship.
>dive into piss>go to fluffy pony general for butthurt>see thisThese people just have no idea do they?
>>2807064>I dont watch the showBrony pls go
>>2807024No but I thought you were the only one autistic enough to pull the whole "I should code but I'm lazy please pay attention to me" thing.
>>2807032>there will never be a EBA like pony game
>>2807090they can be the worst ponies together off screen
>>2807022She's almost reached her peak. Finish it.
>>2807101>I dont have a argument
>>2807096I ventured into the piss for the first time today.The amount of butthurt out there about us is hilarious.
>>2807096Give 'em a break, they're clearly not alright in the head
>>2807126yes, you win.
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>>2807110That'd be one hell of a game to ponify.
>>2807149./.;./
>>2806827...Link? Orson is awesome.
Someone should find that virus that hijacks your computer and makes it act like the FBI is busting you, even turning on your webcam, then give it to them an claim it's a DDOS tool.
>>2807223No, we'll justdo what sentinal did and put out a 500MB torrent of costanza.tiff.ONE COPY of costanza.tiff.
>>2807161what kind of reaction is that?
>>2807117>"Pl-plehaha! St-fffffheeeeehehehe, sto-stop! I can't ta-take it!">Fresh peals of laughter ring out as you smile down at her>"Aww, but you're having so much fun... You don't want to cuddle anymore?">She shakes her head violently back and forth>"Are you sure? It sure looks like you do...">Right as you finish your sentence, you move both your hands to her sides again, vigorously tickling her as you run along her body>you bend down to blow another big, wet raspberry on her quivering tummy, and she doubles over, her full bodied laughs echoing through the alley>she awkwardly wraps her hooves around your neck and chest, holding onto you as tight as she can through the cacophony of giggles escaping her>You finish your raspberry and pull up>"Maybe next time you should be more careful who you pull into a dark alleyway, hm?">You slow your wild fingers, and her laughs slowly start to fade>she tries desperately to catch her breath, the occasional loose giggle squeaking out on it's own>you turn your head to look at her>she isn't crying anymore>and she's still hugging you as tightly as she can
>>2807372d'aww
>tfw you realize what's actually going on about halfway throughCan I maybe get some feedback? Don't really know how that usually... Ends up.
>>2807372That was both cute and sexy. Thank you.>>2807567What?
>>2807589>sexywhat
>>2807589Well maybe I assumed wrong. It's just a few warning lights went off when the same thing got requested three times in a row
>>2807623What? Rape is rape.
