Previous Thread>> 2797598Question time! How often to you think ponies bathed/showered themselves in a weekly basis in Ponyville? How important is personal hygiene in their point of view? How about your favorite pony and their hygiene?
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All I want is a real Big MacintoshWhy is life so cruel
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time for some real horse action
Nathan, stop making pony threads.
THIS HORSE NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST 80% CUTER THAN THE LAST ONE.
Is it bad that I think I love pregnant ponies
>>2800666shut up satan
>>2800629>[Snips and Snails] have the exact same amount of characterization.The same amount, but to a very different result.Just because they have equal screentime doesn't mean they're identical. What kind of reasoning is that? Snails is a friendly doofus, Snips is an awful hobgoblin.
>>2800674No.
>>2800560I keep oscillating between hating how I draw and liking it.It's all starting to click, but it's not quite there yet. I'm not "hoohoo I can't draw waaa", but equally I'm still rarely happy or having fun.
>>2800653Hey Smile can I request a non pony related gif?
>>2800593DRAW SNAILS BENT OVER AND SPREADING!
>>2800651There's a few anons that try to emulate hugging ponies with pillows. They're small and soft, just the right size to pull up to your chest and curl around.Big Mac could do that with you. It would be nice, wouldn't it? Snuggled up against him, hoof running against your chest, his big strong arms making sure you're warm and safe all night...
>>2800623Hygenic, but not that focused on appearance
>>2800666shut up
>>2800673EIGHTYPERCENT
>>2800673More poofy maned ponies.
>>2800729i love you
>>2800674Just imagine rubbing her big pregnant belly, as she looks at you sleepily. You volunteer to rub her swollen joints, and bring her books on foalrearing and centaurs, cooking meals for your glowing waifu.
>>2800735
>>280073120 MINUTES
>>2800623Depends on the pony, but I would say at least every other day for most of them. All that fur just means that they start stinking really easily. Rarity takes a bath every day and every night if she can help it.Applejack also knows the importance of hygiene and often takes a bath at least once a day if she can help it, but it is always at night after working, no point getting clean if you are just going to work all day.Fluttershy is the one that doesn't bathe regularly, she often forgets to take baths between helping the animals and pretty much has to have angel remind her or when she goes to the spa with Rarity.
That Fucking Owl.
>>2800706Not him, but I'll draw regular Snails bent over and spreading if you want.
>>2800674Not at all.
>>2800697I'm at work right now, but tell me and I'll try to make it later!
>>2800731>>2800742
>>2800748Please do.My boner needs it.
>>2800671But I am not Nathan.
>>2800741ILoveYou
>>2800674Not at all
[fun]
>>2800708
>>2800740Time for Preggity. I don't like children at all, though.
>>2800780dammit, Jessy, speak up
>>2800742NOXPLSAlso, is quick reply fucked for anyone else?
>>2800780nice fuckup earlier
>>2800795Works fine for me
>>2800774what about olive juice?
>>2800762Would you mind if most of his big fat dick is stuck in a spread eagle celestia?
>>2800793You would if it was yours anon.
>>2800775Dash! You know you aren't suppose to fly while pregnant. I know it's your first Foal, but you have got to stay on the ground. Do you want to have us clip your wings? Because I don't want to do that. I know it's boring having to stay on the ground for almost a year, but it's for the best.
Did someone say girlsnails?
>>2800708but I'd never want to get out of bed
>>2800740Reproduction does not work that way.Would you let a male pony be the "donor" for you and your waifu?
>>2800774>Twilight will never say she loves you as you both lie in the sexual afterglow of impregnating her
>>2800799You probably need a space before the brackets for it to get picked up.>[fun] won't workmaybe> [fun] will
>>2800774i love you too, rainbow dash
>>2800805woah wait what did I miss
>>2800803Well fuck me then
>>2800814CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>2800795Yes
>>2800775I want to be a family man.
>>2800805I-if you must. I would prefer his mouth to be full to the brim with a giant horsecock...
>>2800805>SnailestiaSUDDENLY, THE BEST SHIP APPEARS ON THE HORIZON!
>>2800804fuck you ruined it>>2800827Okay
>>2800814Aor BC is disgusting
Popsi
>>2800812Pegasi live in clouds, why would they stay on the ground for a pregnancy?
>>2800814CCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>2800746Maybe Fluttershy took a dip in lake once in a while, but yeah, with all her time with animals, she might as well shower every night, if she remembers.
>>2800814b
>>2800819But why do you need a donor if you are a male pony?
>>2800838Dammit Cease_, when did you turn into mane
>>2800838>implying I'd have sex with dirty /mu/tant hipsters
>>2800819It's magic I ain't gotta explain shit
>4chan X in charge of working
>>2800829>>2800847Whatis the fucking pointYou're just getting A but slightly prettied up.
>>2800814Fuck C, Marry B, Kill A.
>>2800838Fuck off Cease
>>2800873>you in charge of using it correctly
>>2800819>Implying you aren't the pony
>>2800814I like B more.
>>2800874you just answered it yourself
>>2800862I'm not dirty nor a hipsterCome on now don't be close-minded>>2800877no
Why do we love snails all of a sudden?
>>2800853Because you had a book on Centaurs, so you are a human. Don't worry, with all the magic that ponies have they are perfectly compatible with humans.The problem is that the mix is chaotic and you never know what the foal will look like. Will it be a centaur, or maybe some pony anthromorph?
>>2800893>they both still look like colts
>>2800895I would think so, but I recall futa fans always demanding they're not gay.
>>2800897not himbut fuck off
>>>/v/144569623>now /v/ is making themselves sound like girls so they can troll themselves even bette
>>2800907Whats wrong with a stallion face on a mare body?
>>2800905Because SB is here, probably.
>>2800918and we should give a shit why?
>>2800819By the time the next Valentines day comes around, people are going to be posting their waifu date pics unironically this time around, aren't they.
>>2800909IM TOTALLY GAY CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
>>2800905He's my self insertA tall scrawny idiot
>>2800837Actually I'm thinking Celestia with a series of colts. Not sure if all together in an orgy, or a series.
>>2800893>>&>spice
>>2800909I am a futa fan and I freely admit that I would fuck and even develop a romantic relationship with a man as easily as I would with a woman. I like being able to open up a booru and fap to anything that flies past.
>>2800906I have a book on centaurs, therefore I must be a hoomin
>>2800909chicks with dicks are fucking hotI'm not gay though
>>2800882Quick reply is broken.
>>2800939GG pls go
>>2800910confirmed samefag 0/10 >>2800936that already happened though
>>2800905Because I like Snails, he makes me think that anyone can get the girl even though that's fucking wrong you idiot.
>>2800750God dammit I want to jiggle that gut so bad.>I will never get to feel twilight's taut, stuffed tummyGod dammit my boner is massive.Please somebody kill me now.
>>2800939I am neither tall nor scrawny so I guess I can't relate.Forever snips.
>>2800939SB pls go
>>2800937>IM TOTALLY GAY CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCThen why get a FEMALE snails? Why not just take A, which is male snails, and put him in a pretty dress?
>>2800814B
>>2800959>more than one person disliking you>obvious samefag
>>2800954no it isn't
>>2800846Cloud homes are fine, but Pegasi that are pregnant are often expected to just walk or stay home. Flying is hazardous for a foal. It's why their wings are often clipped for the duration of their pregnacy, but I just can't do that to Dash.Didn't want her in her house because as a human I can't get up there.
>>2800959Haha, I still remember that day like yesterday. I one you guys even post the series in /a/.
>>2800969BECAUSE IM ALSO STRAIGHT
>>2800959Buck off Cease.
>>2800936If we do it again I'll probably make a picture with Sweetie and a paper boat
>>2800941>Actually I'm thinking Celestia with a series of colts.Awesome. Any context? I assume it's just the benevolent leader being... extra benevolent? What an honor.
>>2800984It's satire>>2800996brony pls go
>>2800996brohoof! /)you sure showed him the meaning of love and tolerance! XD
Are we still talking about Snails?
>>2801005>satire is the new ironic
>$1000you can do it anon
>>2801003But we got a whole 3 season before people who don't deserve their waifu change their waifu.
>>2801014No, talking about him always causes all the fags to come out of the woodwork.
>>2800874You get A with a vagina.
>>2800996>Noone will ever tell me to 'buck off' so that I can laugh at them
>>2801033buck off
>>2801020Irony is too mainstream
>>2801033Fuck off
>>2801023Doesn't even look half bad>>2801033>subtle
>>2800923Plenty.
>>2801014"...Princess?"In the darkness of the grand bedroom, the silken, starry sheets that lay draped across the royal bed shifted and shuffled, until at last from behind them an elegant face appeared, framed in a flowing, lustrous mane. Celestia, the God-Princess of all of Equestria peered towards her door, silhouetted in cool moonlight streaming through the picture windows of her regal chambers. Her long, shapely neck was draped with her multicolored mane and her eyes, glistening gems behind dark, flourished eyelashes fixed themselves on the lone figure that stood at the threshold to her room."Hello, little colt," she said in her delicate, flowing tone. Her every word commanded grace, poise, and care. "Is everything all right?"The orange unicorn pony standing in the doorway shifted uncomfortably from one hoof to another. He was awkward, gawky. He looked uneasy just standing there. His proportions were exaggerated: his neck was long; his chest small. His legs were long and his squared tail was cropped. His green mane, clashing with his coat, was short but unkempt. His cheeks were high and his nose was big. He wasn't lazy-eyed, but he had a habit of staring into space. He was, in a word, ugly."Uh," he stammered, rubbing one hoof idly against the other, "muh-... um..." he glanced down, awkwardly.Princess Celestia smiled gently, her expression tender and encouraging, even despite the late hour. "It's all right, my little pony." Her words were so tender, her tone so genuine and gentle. Her elegant, almost glittering hooves straightened the celestial bedsheets. "You don't need to be nervous."
>>2801039sure is /mu/ in here
Would you an orange?
>>2801033Go buck yourself.
>>2801004My original idea was to have Celestia in the missionary position with Snails between her legs. She's being all motherly and encouraging. Then next to her on her big princess bed are a bunch of other colts who've already fucked her. Snips, Featherweight, etc. They're just completely knocked out and they've got their flaccid dicks still flopping out, dripping semen all over her silk sheets.But I probably need to work on that idea a bit.
>>2801058Good god yes, she's like a ponified Audrey Hepburn from Breakfast at Tiffany'sI want it
>>2801058that might just be the worst horse cock i have ever seen
>>2801043Buy it for me Cease and I will come to your house to sing you Pinkie's welcome song in my gravelly voice while I wear it
>>2801058Is that thing supposed to be a penis?
>>2801055"My name is Snails," the colt said with a hesitant pause. He had never felt so self-conscious. "I uh... gee." he rubbed the back of his head. His accent was strange, thick but not overwhelming. It made him sound a little backwards.Celestia tilted her head. "Why aren't you in the Grand Guest Bedroom with all the other young ponies?" There was nothing accusatory in her words, just a sense of earnest inquiry."Aw... it's embarrassing." He muttered, avoiding the Princess's gaze and staring back at the ground."There's nothing to be ashamed of, little colt. Please, come in." She offered with her gentle tone.Snails hesitated, then shyly paced into the grand bedroom. Its vaulted ceilings and marble pillars gave the entire place an air of grandeur unlike anything the young unicorn had ever seen. His own home was a simple wooden shack near the edge of town, and though it had always provided for him what little he needed, it seemed all the more low-class in comparison to this, the opulent private chambers of the Princess herself. He felt ashamed just thinking about it. He didn't deserve to be here. But it would be even worse to leave now.He stopped not far from her enormous, regal bed. "I couldn't sleep." he muttered sheepishly."Why not?""Aw, sometimes I just have trouble sleeping. I mean, I used'ta sleep with my mom an' dad when I got scared. I got used'ta it, but in a big place like this..." he trailed off, glancing apprehensively about the room, scuffling one gawky leg on the tile. "I just ain't used'ta it."
>>2800986Get your shitty headcanon out of here.
>>2801073Human cock>horse cock.
Pepsi.
>>2801082but its not a good version of either of those
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fbo_pQvU7M
>>2801058I wonder...Hey applefags; would you still love your waifu if she had become a part of the bourgeois as a child?
>>2801078He had expected mockery. After all, he was certainly used to it. And he couldn't fault them for it either. He was a grown colt, certainly too old to be having nightmares. Instead, he only got more concern. "Did your parents come along for the trip too?" Celestia asked gently."My mom'n' dad..." he glanced down at the floor, drooping his head. "...they ain't around anymore." he murmured weakly.Celestia lowered her eyes. "I'm sorry, my little pony." Snails nodded, staring at the ground, the well polished tile floor glinting in the moonlight. Somewhere out there, Princess Luna was doing her job well this night.A warm smile beamed across Celestia's elegant face, such that it nearly lit up the room. "Would you like to sleep with me tonight instead?"The gawky little pony glanced up suddenly, lifting his head, looking back at the Princess with wide eyes. Was she just teasing him?She patted the bedsheets and smiled. She wasn't teasing.Snails hesitated for a long time at the edge of the bed, its sheets flowing over the frame, a sea of dark satin and stars. He approached timidly, looking up at the Princess again, unsure. But she smiled back with that delicate smile. Her mane flowed around her like a celestial river. She nodded. She patted the sheets beside herself again. There was certainly plenty of room. With a nervous gulp, Snails put his front hooves up onto the bed. The sheets were so delicate, smooth and silky like the Princess's own hair. The mattress was as soft as a cloud. Maybe it was a cloud.
>>2801077No it's a orange tootsie roll
>>2801048But she been hit by a bunch of ponies and Dusty. I am still laughing at those spies revealing she got a dead lover.
>>2800986your head canon is shit.
>>2801076fuck that I'd rather buy it myself
>>2800876This man fucking gets it.
>>2801085
>>2801091The Princess scooted back just slightly and lifted she sheets for him. He unsteadily climbed in, shuffling under the covers, as she lay them back over him, draped carefully. She tucked him in and he looked back at her. Her warm eyes and encouraging smile shone on him like the sun itself. The young unicorn quickly glanced away, blushing sheepishly. Celestia nodded to herself, then lay back down beside him, resting her head near his on the pillows.Snails stared up into the darkness overhead. He sniffled once, involuntarily, and wiped his face. "The fillies call me ugly." he muttered simply, unprovoked. He didn't blame them. He knew what he looked like. The ceiling shimmered. His eyes were getting watery, so he wrenched them shut. "My mom an' dad said it doesn't matter what you look like outside. But it's not fair, 'cause I'm ugly on the inside, too. I'm not really bright."He opened his eyes. Celestia was sitting up beside him, looking down at the young unicorn. Her expression was as tender and caring as ever. She put one hoof to his cheek and smiled."You're not ugly, little colt.""Everyone says I am," he murmured, glancing away shyly."You're not ugly at all," she reaffirmed softly. "And I'm going to prove it to you."He looked up back to the regal Goddess and her peaceful smile, and his worry vanished. He felt as calm as he ever had in his life. As the Princess lay beside him, looking warmly into his eyes, the young orange colt relaxed. His concerns about the day, about the jabs of his peers, the insults of his classmates... they all began to melt away. He just wanted to lie there forever, warm and safe, with the Princess. She was so elegant. So beautiful. He didn't have words for it. But he felt so perfect there with her.
>>2801079Headcanon is best canon. Just because you can't match our wonderful imagination is no reason to be jealous.
>>2800906Oh God. Oh Celestia. You can have consensual sex with your favorite pony and father little foals but they might come out as anthro furry abominations.Oh God, I haven't considered this. Would it be worth it?
>>>/mu/25954660No wonder he was declared as a shit-tier tripfag
>>2801110I have two cans in the van Rary.You know what you must do.
>>2801113"Close your eyes," she cooed, her prismatic mane draped over her bare shoulders and now, flowing down across both of them. He did as she asked.She leant down and exhaled deeply, hair cascading over the unicorn's forehead, near his horn. Her flowing mane enveloped them both, just another layer beneath the cozy sheets that decorated the grand bed.In the darkness, behind closed eyes, celestial shapes began to take form. Swirling galaxies of stars merged together to form coherent shapes of color and sound, and their accelerated motion painted a phantasmagoria across the young colt's mind. He saw himself. Older, taller. His features had matured, his mane was lush. He wasn't handsome like some other stallions he knew, but he liked how he looked. And he smiled. He was happy. He was walking with a young filly, pale, with curly red hair. She smelled like peppermint. It filled his senses. They talked, but Snails couldn't make out the words. She blushed. She leaned in. She kissed him on the lips. He turned red in response. They walked towards the rising sun, together.Snails sighed warmly, his eyes closed in a peaceful dream. In his sleep, the young unicorn smiled sweetly. Princess Celestia looked down upon him and smiled too. The princess lowered her head and kissed the young colt on the forehead, near his horn."Goodnight, my little pony," she whispered. The End.
>>2801126Ever heard of magic, condoms, or vasectomy?
>>2801023This looks pretty good, the face is pretty much spot onI want it
>>2801126Yep.That said, I need images of NMM and Luna for...research
>>2801126It would, they already have fucked up shit in that universe. What if you create the first new intelligent species in 1000 years?
>>2801114no your head canon makes no sense. sure she couldn't fly with the same aggression she does normally, but there is no reason a Pegasus shouldn't be able to fly while pregnant. If anything it should be encouraged. Make sure the mother is strong enough to carry their growing young before they have the ability to fly themselves.
>>2800673Posting cutest ponae.
>>2801156>Here lies anon>He fucked some pony and gave us a weird minority group
Why is Gilda so sexy, /co/?
>>2801029It's not gay if it's a pony.
>>2801021We know.
>>2801082>implying puny humans could ever compare to glorious 18 inch horsecocks will flared headsHave you ever even seen a medial ring?
>>2801100They are all perverts.
>>2801188>All that shit quality pornlol no
>>2801189Silly, that's why we have hands for.
>>2801180she's that bro with benefits.
>>2801188>I'm in it for the porn>thinking everyone else feels the same way helps me feel better about myself
>>2801202hands are not better than penisesI would trade both of my hands for horse dicks if you could. well, only if i had balls in my armpits.
>>2801200>shit quality pornh...h... here I go!
>>2801203What the fuck it this pepsi thing and what does it have in common with Rarity?
>>2801171I love the Yellow one!
>>2801139Shit that was adorable.
>>2801203
>>2801203I don't get this Pepsi thing. Someone fill me in.
>>2801228>megashit>dogfucker>fluffy>goodNow you´re going to say king cheeta is good.
>>2801223MLPG EVERYONE!
>>2801229Some guy had a filename with Pepsi.Since then some faggots try to force that shit.Every single thread.
>>2801237Happen 2 threads ago. Best to let it die for now.
>>2801236LEL SHE LIKE PESI XD
>>2801231
AND HERE it is
>>2801188>Board cap is arguing about Rarity's Generous PlanNice.
>>2801254I love how confused FS looks in this picture
>>2801255HOLY CRAP THAT IS AWESOMENOW DO FEMSNAILS PLEASE
>>2800623it will die down like the confizzled thing
Now I'm just wondering.Does kloudmutt still post here?
>>2801255I think i'm in love.
>Rarifags hating on >funStay mad fags.
>>2801255Glorious. honestly i find your proficiency for hips lovely.Can you do gilda? Please?
>>2801255Now draw Fluttershy being rugged.
>>2801263huh? what happened with my backlink? meant to refer to >>2801237
>>2801265I don't think so.>>2801254I wonder how long she been standing there.
>>2801272It's just not funny. It's just lolrandum crap.
You know how we used to joke around that we'd pop boners that remind of of MLP related fetishes? Mostly for humor's sake I know.I legitimately did that to a vid of female weight lifters. Dem fucking curves. Dose athletitic builds. Those wonderful asses. I may have a new fetish. One that might be hard to satisfy.
>>2801265No, hes a brony now.Nobody cares though, he wasn't a very good artist.
>>2801236http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NykiB5HW8gY
>>2800674>>2800775>>2800750I like this thread
>>2801263
>>2801240He's awfully repetitive, but his one body type is pretty hot, yeah.Better than you'll ever be.
>>2801288http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fi97DE-UYP8Vid, I know it's an old one. But it's the first time I've seen it. This asian hottie is really nice.
>tfw a friend makes you a quality plushie for free since you're bros
>>2801139I loved it.
>>2801255Not enough butts, Mr. Magneto
>>2801289Good point.Speaking of no talent, does anyone have the old video 'how to draw pone' tutorials?I don't remember who did them.
>>2801023Pinkie would probably wear that and confuse the hell out of everyone
femrover > gillou
>>2801167Actually that's two different people. But the reason I say that they should stay grounded is mostly the same reason that horses are suppose to stay mostly lying down once their pregnancy reaches a certain point.First few months, when she first starts showing? Yeah, she can fly just fine and it isn't discouraged. But when it hits the last 3 months or so and her belly has gotten so big, it's time to lie down to prevent injury to mother and foal.
>>2801265Nope. He's an artist.mlpg can't art.
>>2801300sb pls go im jelly
FARTY BUTTS
>>2801090Does her flavor change from apple to orange?
>>2801300Treat it like a treasure since it was made by love.
>>2801255Hnngh
>>2801288>gildaUnf!That said, I'm pretty sure I've acquired a...lets say appreciation...for feet and/or hooves due to my browsing here. Not sure how to feel about it.
>>2801300>tfw one of my teachers is a fucking brony
>>2801284Not long, Big Mac just went out for a quick grocery run but he's actually nearby like a true D, keeping watch in case something goes wrong.
>>2801300>that feel when you have no friends
>>2801311I like both
>>2801311I like them both equally.
>tfw ice cubesYou guys told me that would feel good, it was awful. Just felt cold.
>>2801342>tfw
>>2801342Twilight Sparkle pls go to ponyvile.
>>2801349>ice>coldMORE ON THIS AT 10!
>>2801349>He really did it
>>2801349did you stück dem in yor anus anon?
>>2801342I know that feel all to well. Welp, time to be a loner!>>2801349You are doing it wrong.
>>2801300does it have a penis hole
>>2801349Wait what did you tell this guy to do
>>2801349>actually doing it
>>2801294Why are pregnancies so fucking kawaii?
>>2801349>he actually stuck icecubes in his buttHOLY SHITI DIDN'T THINK ANYONE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO TRY THAT.
>>2801349You probably didn't use enough ice cubes.
>>2801349You're fucking wrong.I love it.
>>2801334>>2801288>MLPG giving people foot and weight lifter girl fetishesIs this the legacy of MLPG?
>>2801342i knew that feel for like a day after moving to a new area. even then not really since i still stayed in contact with my old friends.
>>2801355Drinking bleach seems a horrible way to go about it.How about an overdose of sleeping pills? How effective is that?
>>2801370to plug his asshole with ice cubes
>>2801370Stick an ice cube in his asshole.
>>2801370Some guy said that sticking an ice cube up your ass and let it melt is good feel. Of course, some posters fell for it.
>>2801373>>2801377h- hey, the banana thing was good! I trusted you!
>>2801349>this anon
>>2801368I dunno, we send porn back and forth though so it is a possibility
>>2801374because life, creation, renewal, motherhood, etc.
>>2801396I seriously do it, though.I love doing it.I feel a little bit sad that he didn't enjoy it.
>>2801374Genetic drive to continue your lineage.
>>2800674You just might love pregnant woman in general.I do too, they look so virile and potent. I want to make them pregnant as well.
>>2801385These are good fetishes. At least its not the horrible ones.
>>2801335>tfw I look at everyone's browser histories when I go to fix their internet to see if they look at pone, amongst other things
>>2801385Yep.
>>2801400>he actually did the banana thing
>>2801396>>2801393>>2801389I don't know it sounds kinda neat I might try it
>>2801411Well, not everybody likes everything you like, you know? It's just something everybody in the world has to deal with, and try to find the things you have in common.
>>2801388Dude, just go out and buy a big bag of heroin, and snort the whole thing.What's gonna happen, you get arrested? You're gonna die, why should you give a shit.
>>2801432>not doing the banana thing daily
>>2801415But I don't want to do it.
>>2801388>Drinking bleach seems a horrible way to go about it.Oh it is. And it's not even guarrenteed. Just massive damage to your digestive system and throat. There's a guy who had to have his upper digestive system removed after he guzzled draino in an attempt to kill himself. He just has a long intestine, and has difficulty absorbing anything.
Couldn't you just use common sense to figure out what wouldn't actually feel good, anon?Ice cubes = very very coldyour butthole = very warmThis should be obvious
>>2801400But anon, I really do the ice thing. I enjoyed the banana thing too.How did you do it? I bet you did it wrong.
>>2801441>not buying a cock sock
There's this BDSM video with Sensei James where the guy sticks a bunch of ice cubes in her vagina.It is very hot.
>>2801442Doesn't matter if you want it, you're still genetically predisposed to wanting to protect pregnant women.
>putting things in your ass>ever
>>2801433i cant tell if you're lying or what
>>2801427Sometimes you don't even need to do that.>hey mind, fixing my laptop for me?>sure, let's see... seems you downloaded a virus into your... your folder of muscle girls>awkwardness ensues
>>2801188Requesting that pic of Twilight being done from behind.
>>2801385I gave myself a bodysuit fetish while posting here. It was a complete accident too.
>>2801433DO EET
>>2801462>not putting pony futamare dick into your assYou may be a homosexual.
>>2801449I'm inexpert, I admit, but I fail to see what subtlety there can be in inserting ice cubes into your butt. There's only one hole, how hard can it be?
>>2801462>not putting the things that come out of your ass back in
>>2801456
>>2801461There's still something working properly in my thoughtbox?
>>2801461Unless you're a misogynistic homosexual
>>2801462>Hes never cum from prostate stimulation aloneHow are those mediocre orgasms anon?
>>2801388Sleeping pills are so so, they may kill you but they may just leave you brain damaged. You're gonna wanna stop your heart and simultaniously avoid the pain, so if you can get a whole bunch of opiates that'd work a lot better. Or you can drive your car off a bridge, or jump in front of a train, or any number of quick deaths.
>>2801462>Not putting phallic objects into your ass
http://vimeo.com/michaelchugames/blinkgameplay
>>2801458Sounds cool
>>2801502Enjoy your aids.
>>2801462I put stuff in my ass all the time. But from the other end
>>2801494Yes anon. There is always your lizard brain, urging you onward to reproduce.
>>2801489Well, like I said, I do it while in the shower. The coolness is really nice when it's hot all around.I'm legitimately sad that you didn't enjoy it and that other anons are laughing at it. It's really an enjoyable thing.I guess it's down to personal preference?
>>2801310>pinkie pie wearing a fursuit>of herself
>>2801518I'm a virgin.
>>2801465GoodThat's my thing>>2801530Hey wanna help eachother out
>Discussion of Ice cubes inserted into your anus>No one's posted it yethttp://xhamster.com/movies/273957/cutie_teen_girl_shoves_ice_cubes_up_her_ass.html
Wanna play?http://futzi01.deviantart.com/art/Pegadrome-310648555
>>2801523Don't be sad, it might just be an acquired taste. I'll try again in the shower, because it was *just* close enough to pleasurable that I get the idea you're legitimately not full of shit.
>>2801521How to kill it?
>>2801539>look at me i may or may not be ironically shitpostingdo the cubes
>>2801540oh, tomboychan, I miss you.
>>2801539
>>2801456>masturbating with a sock>not having a foreskinI am sorry anon
>>2801552>full of shitHe's clearly full of ice
>>2801548my ID5be4df79859b7df9f2eb79308f08cc0dee4a2615bde1077d6e922dba8347767d
>>2801456>paying scootaloo
>>2801552
>>2801552I really am trying to improve your life here, anon.I do a lot in the fetish department for MLPG.
>>2801539>donut steel
>>2801560I think she's on youtube somewhere making random vids.
>>2801540Now I have a boner again.After masturbating.Fuck you.
>>2801539>Hey wanna help eachother outNo, I don't want aids.
>>2801581What else are you responsible for?I try a lot of things you fuckers like
>>2801589iv fapped 3 times thanks to this thread
>>2801577That's a not a pun, you dipshit. Not all wordplay is a pun.
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>>2801505Jumping in front of a train seems a bit messy, and I'd rather not have something that leaves the chance of a crippling survivor.I just want to go to sleep and not wake up.
>>2801609Noose
>>2801559>Meta-ironyI'll get back to ya>>2801591But I am a virgin>>2801586Not even kiddingTouch it and I'll fucking kill you
>not putting giant horse dildos in your assdo you even watch the show at all?
>>2801604
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zrv7x-20T0>implying ytpmv isn't dead
>>2801632How far up can that thing possibly go anyhow
>>2801609I've heard dying of hypothermia is pretty fun. First it's cold as fuck, then you feel warm and you fall asleep. Sounds peaceful. Just heard, though, my word isn't worth much.
http://datstrom.netYOU GUYS READY FOR SOME MARIO RETARDY
>>2801609where's that helium copypasta
>>2801609Helium is a nice way.
>>2801605Oh goodness. Might I ask for more? Preferably of the Sun Pone?
>>2801651what
>>2801598Admittedly not a whole lot for real-life endeavors, but I've begun and ignited many ongoing fetishes.Helped a few anons with dildo recommendations too I suppose.
>>2801603What were the three things?
>>2801643i have seen videos of people taking those balls deep
>>2801505Get a big plastic bag, make a elastic band on the opening. Attach surgical tubing to valve on good sized helium tank. Start helium. Exhale completely once bag is full above your head. Pull it down and take a deep breath as you pull the elastic closed. Make sure it doesn't come off. A small amount of xanax/pain killers/sleeping pills would probably make sure this works. You black out from suffocation really quickly because of the helium displacing oxygen. Good luck and see you in Equestria.
LOL PEPSI XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Is anyone else's QR not working?
>>2801643You didn't see the XL Cockatrice video yesterday?
>>2801653>>2801654>tfw you are probably the "helium copypasta" creator unintentionally
>>2801678With kidsune?He can only get the tip ;_;
>>2801668That is some next-level shit>>2801678No?
>>2801674Wasn't working for me last night, but when 4chanx updated today it seems to work once more.
>>2801685The guy in the video got it all the way in.
so between France, Maratha Confederacy, Mughal Empire, Prussia, and Russia who should i declare war on?
>>2801681Please get some fucking help god damn.Why is everyone suddenly so fucking suicidal.Why
>>2801696And he almost prolapsed from it
and here is that other thing!
>>2801700Because life sucks. Not much point in enduring it.
>>2801700It's probably mostly just me.
>>2801647>then you feel warm and you fall asleep. True. People in advanced stages will sometimes feel so hot they start taking their clothes off. Imagine finding frozen naked people.
>>2801688like it was making a seriously large bulge in the front of his stomach, it was gross yet facinating.
>>2801712That was quick. Also, cute.
>>2801712a dark side of the moon tshirt would have been betterbutGOD DAMN THAT IS NICE I FUCKING LOVE YOU MANG
>>2801669Yeah, from what I've read exit bags seem the best shot.
>>2801712I like it. It's kawaii.
>>2801712Jesus I want to rail that pone person.
>>2801720don't worry, me toohaven't been seeing light at the end of the tunnel for quite a while now
>>2801712Nice.
>>28017122anthro5me
>>2801723I think i've seen that actually now that you mention it
>>2801712Delicious anthro
>/co/ "why" threadI kind of liked this one
>>2801716Then use your life and do something with it! Change your way of life or join something like a club or a grouping!
>>2801731It is. Just make sure there is enough helium. (Buy big ones, connect multiple ones from a party store. Not too expensive.)I heard that the gas you get at the dentist works better. I worked at a dentist once and have thought of going back there to steal the big tank and use it.
>>2801716>implying life isn't fucking awesome
[the ride will never end]
>>2801668>i have seen videos of people taking those balls deepI never got that. Where does it go? Their intestines curve at a few spots. >>2801669>MLPG seriously talking about how to kill yourselfYou know this is an optimistic thread about pastel ponies and their adventuresright?
>>2801712Why doesn't Snails have a buldge?
>>2801760Wanting things is sick and wrong.>>2801772If you like shit, it is.
>>2801763>join club>awkwardly hang around never managing to really get to know anyone>within a few years, the people you do meet have fallen out of contact
>>2801780>You know this is an optimistic thread about pastel ponies and their adventuresright?The contrast.
>>2801781He better be genderswapped or I wont like that picture anymore
>>2801781He's tucked it back for you.
DORKS
>>2801773I like it.
>>2801780protip: lay down on your left side
>>2801773>2spooky4me
>>2801786I bet you are just lazy! Why not go outside and see the world? Its a whole new world out there!
There's a popular way to commit suicide in Japan that is coming to America. It's made by mixing certain cleaners and such for a chemical reaction. It's supposed to be as deadly as the helium or more, you have to have a high concentration of it but you're supposed to be unconscious and dead soon after the first big breath. Problem is, you need to do it in a car and leave notes as people can get hurt/die from opening the car to try to 'save' you.
>>2801812But I don't have a flamethrower with me.
>>2801795Now why would he do that? He doesn't have tits to complete the illusion.
>>2801760I have no interests and I can't be around people for very long without getting anxious. Pretty much the only thing keeping me from killing me is my dog. I'd never abandon her.
>>2801712Hahaha, that tshirt.I get it.
>>2801700Hey, I'm just being prepared.It's not like I have anything to look forward to at this point. An empty lonely life, and then abject poverty when I grow old and have to retire?
>>2801700Because everything that starts out as parody eventually becomes reality. We used to make fun of ponychan for their suicide threads, now we're worse.
>>2801829I just want to be able to kill myself without mucking it up and making myself a vegetable. It's not something I can really ask my doctor about.
>>2801700>implying suicide is wrongSeriously, I don't get it. Why should anyone care about some emo fucks wanting to take their life away?
>>2801821Oh silly, PRETEND!Watergun and spray people with water!
....
>>2801852>pretend.no
Now I feel like the guy shitting up these threads with depression is Jon Arbuckle.
Geez, this thread is getting depressing fast. We need to get you guys mad at something.Bronies?Nyx spam?Acid?
>>2801023
>>2801867How about everyone just stop posting for a whileWe never try that
>>2801867Acid only gives us boners
>>2801867>that "it's hard being a brony" song....It's been stuck in my head all day and I hate it
>>2801847I find it odd that assisted suicide is such a big deal to people. It should be a basic human right.
>>2801848I'm not emo, I'm pragmatic. If my life is shit and I'm unable to change it, why shouldn't I skip to the inevitable?
>>2801632fukken dovneI want to see him and his twin kissing
>>2801872Horrible, regret-filled boners
>this threadYes, let's bitch about ourselves.
>>2801879Link
>>2801865But its fun! You let your imagination become the medium!
>>2801867We can always try getting them horny. There's a trapy greentext I saw a while back that I can try to find. could someone tell me how to use Google to search the archive?
Stop being sad and post a pony that you think is silly.AJ is a pretty silly pony
>>2801889okay
>>2801847Only mix 2 kinds of liquids those you can buy at drugstore or at gardening corner of homecenter.Strong Acid + Calcium Polysulfides = Hydrogen sulfide (H2S) If in a bathroom or a car,enough with each 2 litters (about half gallon). More the better. You can use sulfuric acid of a car battery as strong acid, and you can use a pesticide lime sulfur as calcium polysulfides.It reachs a fatal concentration above 1000ppm quickly.（Please mix in a vessel, such as buckets）Acid SourcesLysol(R) Ready to Use Disinfectant (4-8 percent citric and hydroxyacetic acid) Lysol(R) Toilet Bowl Cleaner (9.5 percent HCl) Sno Bol(R) Toilet Cleaner (15 percent HCl) The Works(R) Toilet Bowl Cleaner (15-25 percent HCl) Blu-Lite(R) Germicidal Acid Bowl Cleaner (20.5 percent phosphoric acid) Kaboom(R) Shower, Tub, and Tile Cleaner (5-7 percent urea-monohydrochloric acid) Tile, stone cleaners (1-30 percent HCl) Sulfur SourcesArtist oil paints (0-15 percent zinc sulfide) Dandruff shampoos (1.0 percent selenium sulfide) **Pesticides (5-30 percent calcium polysulfides) coooooooooool!!!!!!!!Spackling paste (1-2 percent zinc sulfide) Some latex paints (6.6 percent zinc sulfide) Garden fungicides (5-90 percent sulfur) Please leave notes on the doors and seal properly so no one gets hurt trying to get your body. Mix with weed/Xanax/pain killers to take off the last edge.
again...requesting any fic featuring Nightmare Moon. I feel like reading about her
Does anyone know a good source for free eBooks?Every single fucking book I want costs $80 or more, fuck
Life is awesome.
>>2801848because 9/10 times they are deluded into thinking nobody cares for them when there are almost always tons of people hurt by their selfishness. Also more often than not its just a temporary problem that they are going through
>>2801891>funI hate you so much.
Would you?
>>2801900her little sister's pretty silly too
>>2801867Sure let's hate meDid anon finish the domestic abuse set yet?
>>2801891pffffhahahahabox is slang in my region for vagina
>>2801919Not even a little bit.
>>2801896site:arch.413chan.net your search here
>>2801908TAW wrote something about her. Do you like rape?
>>2801915Ah come one, don't be like that! I am sure you had fun in the past! That mean you can have fun in the future!
>>2801913>when there are almost always tons of people hurt by their selfishnessThen they deserve the pain.
>>2801919Yeah, probably
>>2801866He was rated as the #1 depressed comic character or something.
>>2801919>smoking0/10 would give mints to
>>2801919Nope.
>>2801891there needs to be more ponies playing in boxes
>>2801929glad I'm not the only one who thought of that.
>>2801944>SmokingHe's brushing his teeth
>>2801925>Sure let's hate meif you want me to~
>>2801896>>2801872>>2801887Hmm... Idea.
>>2801931Thanks.
>>2801920Is derpy silly enough?
i like life
>>2801023even though i hate it i cannot judge fursuits anymore, since i waste my money on equally stupid shithorse dildohorse fleshlightpony toysdiablo3
>>2801953He brushes his teeth with cigarettes?That's even worse
>>2801913I could literally kill myself now and know that the only people who'd really care would be my parents.So assuming I outlive them, and nothing changes in my circumstances, suicide seems a far better solution than saving for a pension.
>>2801937Fuck off Pinkie.
>>2801919what, you sayin i like dudes?
>>2801963of courseshe's incredibly silly
>>2801967it's not that anon
>>2801939why do they deserve the pain?
>>2801958fuck your shit
>>2801974Inside you is a little spark of joy! Lets unwrap that, shall we?
>>2801981you're not a hat silly, you're a pony
>>2801973Think no one cares about you? Try missing a few bills and payments.They'll be all over you on that shit. So live first asshole. Spend all your money first and go into massive debt; they can collect from you in hell.
>>2801905okaythe helium thing seems better though
why is sethisto the king of the fandom. what does he even do?
>>2801998maybe she forgotWUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
>>2801981oh god...more of this. Ponies being cute with humans/anon. FiM ponies...none of the ducks
So, we play or not? I need a partner:http://www.deviantart.com/download/310648555/pegadrome_by_futzi01-d54y9yj.swfb8923dfaa2d5348da1cd89fc6edf098a812e079ec61e8e9cd68e78aef0922ab7
>>2802006Yeah, it is a bit better. There is options. I can find you some cocktail recipes if you''d like.
>>2801981Here's a silly thirsty pony.Can you match me pony for pony anon?
>>2802006Hey, out of curiosity, what religion are you?
>>2802013he runs eqd and is a dragonfag
>>2802013He discovered the show, duh.
>>2801688Late to the party with this, but here you gohttp://videos.toypics.net/view/804/the-xl-cockatrice/Fun fact: I haven't slept since the first time I posted this.Fun fact 2: this guy owns Bad Dragon and e621
>>2802013he started EQD where the fandom began
Any coloring and/or drawing requests?
>>2802013>implying satan isn't the king of the fandom
>>2802021here. read this.
>>2801988They deserve to feel the same pain as the victim.If they really cared, the person wouldn't feel like no one in the world cared. A lot of suicides are the result of the personally genuinely feeling like they've got no place in the world. No one to care about them. Nothing good that they can do. They think the world would be a better place without them.How can you say you care about a person when they feel this way and you're not even helping them? You probably never even noticed.
>>2802037Tiny Rarity >>2802042
>>2802001I can't really imagine the water company coming to my funeral.
>>2802032wait...he's that guy from /tg/ right?how did he become the big guy in the MLP fandom?
>>2802030>implying religionna, I'm not into that stuff
>>2802037Has this been done yet?
>that feel when you are like Pinkie PieWhy I can't hold all this happiness?
>>2802037Colour this please.
>>2802055by starting eqd
>>2802037Rarity drinking Pepsi.
>MLP:FiM
>>2802064>That feel when I'm like Pinkie, only introvertedfuck
>>2802042>the fluttershy and pinkie onesI'm actually smiling like an idiot. That's just too cute.
>>2802019>wubs>>2802034this is fucking unreal
>>2802037Snails spreading his cheeks and showing off his tight little pucker and balls
>>2801991I said you, fun is evil. You're evil.
Hey, I found it. Now to see if anyone cares.>not content to live out the rest of your life in Ponyville you set out to explore Equestria>once the cities and towns became boring you set out into the wilderness in search of adventure and treasure>after weeks of following a tattered map through dense jungle you finally find the lost temple it leads to>the pony you bought the map from spoke an Equestrian dialect you did not understand well, but he was able to communicate that the temple was full of traps and that none of the ponies who went searching for it ever returned>you spend hours solving complex puzzles and carefully avoiding hidden pitfalls, pressure plates, and magical tripwires>at last you reach the hall leading to the treasury, but in your haste to reach the gold and gems your foot lands on a loose tile>as it sinks into the floor the doors at either end of the hall slam shut and hidden passages in the walls slide open>out from the shadows step nearly a dozen effeminate stallions
>>2802064>that feel when you are like Twilight Sparkle>at the start of S1fuck
>>2802055MLPG told him to fuck off with his bullshit
*UNTS**UNTS**UNTS*
Quick, name a background pony!
>>2802077so you are nothing like pinkie pie?
>>2802108Colgate.
>>2802108Lyra
>>2802034HOW IS EVERYONE FLACCID WHEN THEY STICK STUFF UP THEIR BUTT
>>2802108Screw Loose
>>2802108Derpy!
Get the oil ready darling.
Who is Kojima's favorite pony?
>>2802098He just sort of left on his own because we weren't contributing anything and more and he felt he could do better elsewhere.We became pretty irrelevant pretty fast.
>>2802108>>2802108Mayor Mare?uhh....shit....Mr Breezy?
>>2802059Shit, man, that's even worse. Assuming you're an atheist that means you're basically shutting down your life and experiencing nothing whatsoever. That's a lot worse than living, no matter how you look at it. Fuck, if you're alive, at least you can experience. I'd rather see what the world has to offer than see nothing.
>>2802110>implying extrovertism is all Pinkie is about
>>2802108Rainbow Dash.
>>2802093From a different perceptive, my dear anon! Come. Join me in the fun house!
>>2802127I don't know how many times I fapped to this pic
>>2802128Either Twilight or Applebloom
>>2802117it's actually better to be flaccid when doing serious stretchingless blood filling the penis means more blood in the anus, which then is looser and stretches more easily.
>>2802127My beady is rody
>>2802071
>Take a 6 mile hike>At the end>Hang around for a while>Realize I didn't bring any water>Suddenly aware of how hot and sweaty I am>Most of the hike there was downhill>Somehow scale half a mountain while exhausted with no water>Finally at car>I had left the cooler open>End up drinking warm Cherry CokeFuck everything
>>2802022zulu, you need to evade clouds in order to gather speed and accumulate sonic rainboom
>>2802128He probably likes just a really random left-field one like Dinky or Scootaloo
>>2802161>drinking coke to rehydrate>coke actually makes you thirstier
>>2802161Drinking Soda while Dehydrated is bad, though!
>>2802161>6 mile>difficultHow fat ARE you?
>>2802128Find a way to introduce him to the show. It seems pretty underground in Japan.
>>2802127I can't stop looking into their eyes.It is like they have souls.Incredible.
>>2802055>wait...he's that guy from /tg/ right?Yes. He used to spam his OC ("Flare") all the time.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Flare#Flare
>>2802099Please don't, this is not the proper hour for a priapism
Hey MLPG, what's good?
>>2802137zero is greater than a negative integerEven if the negative integer is the sum of many small positive numbers, there is still a very large negative one which nulls them
>>2802137wait, what?are you trying to convince me not to kill myself... because I won't go to heaven? Fuck that, I'm going to equestria anyway
>>2802194>Find a way to introduce him to the show. It seems pretty underground in Japan.Send it to him on twitter. Both en and Ja ones.
>>2802156Oh hell, I didn't realize it had already been coloured. Thanks.
>>2802178I'm not even going to begin explaining how and why you're wrong
>>2802194>it becomes big in Japan>/a/ will be /mlp/2.0 electic bogallo
You know, it was only yesterday that I was myself considering suicide.I even thought about asking MLPG why I shouldn't do it.But then I stopped being a bitch.
>>2802208pls just stop being a sad sack
>>2802128Applebloom, natch
>>2802205Suicide and extreme anal insertions
>>2802207you're supposed negative is pretty much all in your head.
>>2802224That would be buttmageddon
>>2802205Drawing.
>>2802127why isn't there more porn of these three?
>>2802205Nothing.
>>2802197You are creedy.
>>2802231okay
>>2802205Life
>>2802205A-10 GAU 8 noises.
>>2802156Those colors
>>2802238>implying you know anything
>>2802248incest isn't a super popular fetish outside of 4chan, darf
>>2802238Then eliminate the negative, why bother trying to save shit around it.
>>2802270Whawhat planet do you live on?
>>2802205The feeling of a soft Mayor Mare plushie your friend made you.It's better than I dreamed
holy shit this fucking thread got dark what the fucklast one
>>2802224I'd love to see an MLP adaptation in the same style of Lilo and Stitch/ Powerpuff girls.It'd be my other secret shame
>>2802208>equastriaThey will hate you.
>>2802248More like, is there any good porn of these three?
>>2802272because it could be better? Because you could live a fulfilling life?
>>2802283>last onehopefully more in the future
>>2802270Then why is incest the most popular category on every single fapfic website ever?
>>2802259
>>2802264did someone say A-10?
>>2802283Unf.Can I see your butt?
>>2802283>holy shit this fucking thread got dark what the fuckI just block it out, to be honest. Also, thats cute.
>>2802300A-10 is shit, Blackbird is best plane poneA-10 isn't even fast
>talking about religion
>>2802283I'm not gay but I would that snails.
>>2802283Did, uh, did femsnials happen? Did I miss something good again?Loves those femrover butts though mag
>>2802294Yes. It could be better.Because nothing is better than this.
how furry will mlpg get before you decide to leave?
>>2802278>>2802297ohuh, shitI am misinformed.
>>2802205The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair
>>2802294>implying they're something one should strive for
>>2802283>tfw you favorite artists always just stop right before something actually fappableWhy? Why!? Keep up the good work.
>>2802286what makes you think that?
>>2802332I don't care. Furry porn has never bothered me.
>>2802300She could hit my tank column in a warm and gentle fashion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00wlIfoxgpY
>>2802290>porn>good
>>2802319but A-10 will kill fucking everything. on the ground
>>2802331and theres stuff better than nothing
>>2802352Because to be honest you're kind of a faggot
>>2802326ditto...same for big mac...>>2802332It ebbs and flows...never a consistent level of furfaggotry and that's how I like it.
>>2802332When furry porn that isn't MLP related is spammed.
Was Romeo really a jerk?
>>2802332I don't care about furry
>>2802332I got into it for the furry porn.Last hiatus.
>>2802319>liking Black Bird>not liking Air Lineri can't control my wing flaps. They moving on their own
>>2802332Around 0%
i thought meet the pyro was coming out today
>>2802371oh well
>>2802283Finally a bulge. Now turn around and bend over.
>>2802374Romeo and Juliet is never about love. Its satire by Shakespeare of ranging teenage hormones.
>>2802377But anon, Black Bird x Airliner is canon OTP
>>2802374Well, he did try to bang a 13 year-old.
>>2802390That´s gay.
>>2802332i dont think it is possible to get more furry than giant anthro futa dj butt club
>>2802397but Air Liner is still best plane
God help us MLPG, we need a hero
>>2802395Yeah, R&J is pretty damn awesome if you actually read the play
>>2802374And everyday, just the same...
I just don't have the energy for this, anymore, MLPG.I'm swearing off this entire board starting immediately after I hit submit. Have fun with your horsefucking.
>>2802402For the last time: It's not gay if it's a pony.
>>2802326>>2802372So you're bi then.
>>2802424I'll see you in 5 minutes.
>>2802412someone call for me?
>>2802412>implying heroes existThis isn't a fairy tale, it's a thread for nerds on a site for nerds.
>>2802424see you next week
>>2802424Nooooooo
>>2802424See you tomorrow.
>>2802409sorry noyou're wrong
What is the average horse diet?
>>2802424I know, it's so hard to sit on your ass and post on 4chan.See you tomorrow.
>>2802439Heroes exist, anon.Inside each of us.
>>2802418It is sad that people misinterpret R&J as a love story nowadays and use this as the pinnacle of love.
>>2802427he has a dickyou have a dickyou are going to put your dick in his pooperhow is that not gay
>>2802459primarily hayoatsroot vegetables
>>2802449You don't know shit about cute ponae
>>2802372I'd probably blow Big Mac if I could get a guarantee that none of the other ponies would find out.
>>2802469>>2802459And water. Lots of it.Apple on the side.
>>2802439I want to make a Protomen reference so badly
>>2802468At least he isn't putting his dick in mine
>>2802424Do what I do, barely read anything and post unrelated shit.
>>2802470why is she so bald and piglike
>>2802424Remember to think back fondly of us.
>>2802468it doesn't matter what you call itIt's still good
>>2802468Because he's on top.True alpha men will stick their dicks in anything. A betafag like you wouldn't understand.
>>2802481>Snails sounding you with his pindick
>>2802468You say something enough, you start to believe in it, no matter how blatant a lie.
>>2802430i...don't entirely think so...I don't see other guys that way....just these two exceptions...MLPG is revealing things about me I'm not all to happy with...
>>2802464>fanfiction
I love plane ponies so much.
>>2802459SUGAR!
>>2802468its not gay unless you cum.
>>2802468It's not gay as long as balls are not touching
>>2802459Grass, leaves, flowers, whatever fruits and vegetables they can find, smaller horses, etc.
>>2802501I never said I wouldn't
>>2802468Because he's a pony.
>>2802487All plane ponae is bald moron. And she isn't piglike, she just has a cute snub nose.
>>2802464Goddamn, Superman really is my hero.He inspires me so much.
>>2802506>not being happy with being superior bisexualThe fuck is wrong with you?
>>2802509I still want one mechanic pony working on one...just one picture...Please?
>>2802113>Colgate.
If only pony was real
>>2802538Awww...>>2802543I am sorry anon.
>>2802556Lyra now!
>>2802539Next you are going to tell me you have a waifu.
>>2802538Plane pones are so cute.Especially Skybreaker mai waifu.
>>2802464AND YOU, HAVE PROVED, TO BEA REAL HUMAN BEING, AND A REAL HERO
>>2802541I dislike this lack of control in my preferences is all...I kind of value that aspect of myself...not to get depressing or anything
>>2802556Oh you.>>2802560But they are real!
>>2802560Lyra is the only real pony
>>2802573Why the fuck would I do that?Are you dumb?I wish /co/ were here. He wouldn't let you bully me about my fictional heroes!
>>2802504>only sticking your dick in Snails dick
>>2802575please, go
>>2802538I need to draw plane pone sometime
>>2802596No I just have taste.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN8WP61pBKY
putting your dick in an ass isnt gay since it is the same as girls ass. you are only technichally gay if you blow another dudes dick. but if it is shemale or dude in womens clothing it doesnt count.
>>2802602>Black Bird>Not cruising lazily on her back, easily speeding past everythingI don't like this one bit
>>2802601Animoo sidemouth
>>2802616>people unironically believe this
>>2802624there's only one other pic of blackbird and it's of her saying how much she likes airliner
>>2802624blackbird is op pls nerf
Let's go from now to the end of the thread without talking about sexgo
>>2802616As far as I'm concerned:If it's got a dick, and you want to do sexual things to it, you are at least bisexual.Proudly bisexual here
>>2802616that's not how it works you fucking retard
>>2802645fuck
>>2802645>>2802646Too late.
>part jet>part pony>all moeI never cursed my lack of draw power so much.
>>2802616>those justificationsYou made my day anon
>>2802645>>2802646
Your favorite pony is now a mule.Do you still love her?
>>2802645Let's talk about being emo as fuck and best ways to suicide.
>>2802669Yes.
>not embracing your natural bisexuality>2012i shiggidy wiggidy diggidy doo
>>2802669why is this so hotwhywhywhy why
>>2802583Hey now, NOBODY has control over their preferences. You're attracted to whatever you're attracted to.
>>2802669Yes. That Rarity is still adorable.
>>2802583What does that thought of eating our Applejack while Big Mac fucks your ass do to you?
>>2802646Woo! Three cheers for incredibly horny bastards!I sometimes forget that not everyone is bisexualmy friends and I share a big collection of porn and I've been yelled at for randomly dumping a jumble gay and straight porn into the main directory
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME
>>2802669Yes.She looks even cuter.
>>2802672>taking anything posted in here seriouslyhow autistic can you be
I would pilot a plane pony nonsexually.
>>2802658I love that picture.>>2802669Sure if she still act like herself. Also, I would cuddle that Rarity.
>>2802696And the paradox begins
Fuck this thread, let's have a good ol' /co/ discussion.Suddenly you have super powers. Not world-breaking shit, just plain old super powers. What is your power? Do you use it for good or for evil? Do you just use it however you'd like and would rather not label it?
>>2802616>snails travels on a layer of his pre.gif
>>2802669>Mule ApplejackTHAT IS TOO CUTE FOR ME TO PROCESS
>>2802669>twilightDoes she still have magic? That's sort of what she does. I still find her adorable, though.>Nightmare MoonYes.
>>2802681I want to embrace my transhumanist side.
>>2802669I would love to spend time with mule fluttershy!
>>2802707Super speed.I would just run forever. That feeling of freedom.
>bothering with sexual preferences>not being glorious asexual aromantic master race>2012I laugh at you pathetic lot
>>2802707http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Randomgo go go
>>2802706>And the paradox beginsShitposting is a paradox now? The anon was probably having a good laugh
>>2802698>>2802698>"H-hey! Be careful with those buttons!">"Stop staring at my gauges!">"W-what are you doing in there? Where did your pants go? Stooop iiit, you going to get my seat dirty!"Nope. Impossible.
>>2802707Super speed. Definitely.I'd use my powers strictly for good, and I'd encourage my fellow man to be good and righteous.
>>2802698>want to make plane pony>no tablet
>>2802707Oh man, it's too hard to decide. Can I combine some?
>>2802698
>>2802727>Reality ShiftingI win, everyone else can go home now.
>>2802726>being asexual>spending more than 3 minutes in MLPGpick one
>>2802727>Digital formI run this shit
>>2802721You have to eat like a mad cunt if you've got super speed.
>>2802730Oh wait, you haven't updated your planepone headcanon yet?
>>2802727>>2802707http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Norse_Deity_Physiology...Yeah. I'd use em for good mostly, but at the same time probably smite any obnoxious bastards I came across.
>>2802739Sure, as long as it's not fucking world-breaking.I'd consider everything under Superman's total power acceptable.
>>2802727http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Wave_EmissionSweet.
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Circadian_ControlWhy do I always get the stupid, universe-scale superpowers
>>2802037Oh hey slowmo, did you post the requests from yesterday?
Pony is always cute
>>2802737I told you about TOR applebloom.
>>2802707I'd like to be clever as fuck. Not necessarily even super humanly so, I would just want to be smarter than I am.Also, long life. I don't want to say immortal but say, tens of millenia. I'd use my eons of accumulated knowledge for good and keep my age a secret.
>>2802669i prefer donkey dicks to horsedicks when i jack it to real life bestiality
>>2802747There's updated stuff? Please inform me, kind sir.
>>2802762>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/EnlightenmentHOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT
>>2802740>being hugged by helipony>she holds you close>you both fly together
>>2802727>Gravity_Bomb_GenerationI hope they have a good effect radius.
>>2802766such obvious truths need not be stated
>>2802669Does she start braying when she gets excited?>>2802770There's a difference?
What better villains than faceless, soulless, expendable drones?
>>2802770What the hell is the difference
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_MeditationGay as fuck nigga
>>2802762Goddamn Celestia is listed on that page. You are Celestia
>>2802707Superhuman agility and reflexesI don't really use it for good or evil, just sort of use it for fun and stuff.
>>2802777>all it does is let you realize that powers are pointless>you devote the rest of your life to helping others realize this by stripping them of theirs
>>2802777
>>2802727>Knowledge Projectioni guess thats cool i dunno
>>2802789Yes, and when startled she goes "Hee-haw!" and then gets really embarrassed
>>2802795Cool.
>>2802727http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mythic_PhysiologyI could jive to this
>>2802810HNNNNNNGH!
>>2802727http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Force_DrainAwww shit yeah
>>2802801>it includes yours>you die in an instant from absolute apathy
I was promised poniesWhere are my goddamn ponies
>>2802810>inkydonkeybraysduringsex.tiff
>>2802826No no. Yourself would be last. You'd strip yourself of enlightenment and become a pariah without knowing why the world hates you.
>>2802707IM SPIDERMAN
>>2802834here ya go
>>2802809>beam horrible youtube videos into people's minds
>>2802834
>>2802810And sometimes she gets really stubborn and won't move at all or listen to anything. But she always falls for reverse psychology and gets really smug thinking she's won
>>2802727>Universal Force ConstructsCool.
>>2802790But why are they villains?
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomTHAT SITE SUCKS SINCE THEY STARTED USING NON COMIC POWERS
>>2802727http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Constructs_Creation>>2802790>soulless >yfw She is the kindest and most caring plane pony you'll ever meet.
>>2802849>The Colonel
>>2802851>side mouth
>>2802846very wellAlso, could someone tell what to draw
>>2802834I have them all currently anon I am sorryI will share later I promise
>>2802872Post Rumble.
>>2802871draw that pone i posted
>>2802849>implying you need youtube videos when you frequent MLPGImagine a normalfag watching days upon days of pony thread simulators, except this time you can't stop watching and you know the real context.
>>2802871Bonbon eating ice cream.
>>2802727http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_HorsemanshipFUCK. YES.
>>2802882
>>2802789>>2802792the flared shape of the dick on donkey looks nicer to me. also compared to the body size the donkey wang is much larger. there are a few videos where the donkey can reach their dick with their own mouths or where it reaches the ground.mlp general
>>2802727http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/AversionTHIS IS NOT A FUCKING SUPER POWERWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCKWHAT THE FUCK
>>2802836
>>2802871Femrover giant hips
>>2802871Nightmare Moon sitting back with a cup of coffee an a nice book. Maybe her hair somehow done in a bun?
>>2802119>>2802116>Lyra>Screw Loose
>>2802871Mule fluttershy
>>2802903AHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>2802902>gayew
>>2802898You win
>>2802901>filenameHahahahhahahha.
>>2802898Game over.Everyone go home.
>>2802902
>>2802905THIS THIS THIS!or sheep versions of the main six
>>2802903bahahahhahah
>>2802909Oh no her hands.
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Addictive_ContentmentI'M CADENCEBUT WITHOUT SHITTY ARMOR
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_PhysiologyHA HA TIME FOR CITY CRUSHING
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Manipulationg-guyswe can finally go to equestria
>>2802727why do all these powers fucking suck?
>>2802928>sheepthat was a weird thread
>>2802909Hahahaha
>>2802898>Great skill in ridding/driving a horse.>Excellent knowledge on equids.>Capable of handling any types of horses.>Share Empathy with horses.>Good training skills on horses.>Have proficiency in riding horses.>Tame wild or unfamiliar euqids instantly.>Train horses and use them in combat. Brb, training Celestia for use in combat. And sex.
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Human_HiveAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2802934>vibrator setting is too high.gif
>>2802909your bulbous style of horn looks more like an infected growth than a unicorn horn.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_Transmutation>I can build a pony
>>2802970JESUS FUCK
>>2802943>Anon acts as gatekeeper between worlds>All fedora wearers will be sent to a parallel dimension where ponies never existed at all
>>2802905femrover with giant hips? I never even tried to draw femrover, could someone post some references?
>>2802943>a bunch of super-powered anons go to Equestria>become god-like figures in Equestrian Myths
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pegasus_PhysiologyYESYES YESI AM A PONE
>>2802970AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>2802987>>2801255There's better examples last thread, if you'll hold for a sec I will find and link them
>>2803004great, thank you
okay, THIS is the last one.
>>2803000NO WAY I BET YOU CHEATED
>>2803009Do you draw actual porn, or just stuff that comes close?
>>2803000>not getting mythic physiologyGet on my level
How many years do you think it will take before we can create a genetically perfect show model pony?How much money do you think they would sell for?
>>2803009This is likemy favorite body type for a man
>>2803009sucks knowing that my drawing will not come it this goodI like those feet
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subjective_RealityWE EQUESTRIA NOW
>>2802990>The Age of Fire>Several beings called "Humons" arrived and tried to rule over the world with an iron fist>several ponies, most notable being Lyra, formed cults around each of them>three of the Humons betrayed the others and fought for pony kind>they died in an explosion of spaghetti that sent the remaining four back to their own world>pasta is now considered sacred
>>2803040out, I mean out
>>2803008And these>>2800232>>2800297>>2800333
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Faery_PhysiologyHAHA, I'M A FAERY.
>>2802990>war happen due to stupid little things like waifu>fuck up the land of poniesIf what the Greek Myth, Everquest, and Elder Scroll taught me, having multiple of power hungry beings in one place is NOT a good idea.
>second rollhttp://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ash_ManipulationOkay then
>>2803009Seriosuly, man. Stop making me want to do horrible things to snails.
>>2803036So you like men that looks kinda like women?
>>2803009jeseus unfmangneto i love you
>>2803032more than forty yearsit will go for about $1,000,000 of today's money
>>2803054do you have any special wish on the pose?
>>2803009how old is snails here? 18? alright then carry on.
>>2803009Uuuunnfff...Jesus man, stop making me get all these boners all the time.plz don't stop
>>2803056
>>2803009>that feel when you draw and post something and instantly regret doing sowelp
>>2802727>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tentacle_ExtensionI'm going to make mad dosh from japs by starring as a tentacle monster. 2bad I don't have tentacle fetish.
JR; You were right. Shes an attentionworing cunt and needs to die. She bandwagoned me D1 and they ALL listened to her.
>>2803092What, why?
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Powered_ExoskeletonSPESS MUHREEN time
>>2803032Around a century.0, because no one would give a fuck.
I want to draw.
>>2803094I love that gif
>>2803092The feeling is mutual, i assure you.
>>2803068GIRLS WHO ARE BOYSWHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLSWHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLSWHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYSALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLYYYY LOOOOVE
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/NarrationHAHA! Prepare for shipping
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_SmellI can smell mares in heat
>>2803103
>>2803116ok so draw
>>2803068Yeah, I guess so
>>2803078Nope, not really.Just a focus on her ass would be appreciated.
>>2803116bugs bunny.jpg
>>2803064The best part is that Snails wouldn't even realize what you were doing. You could suck him off while he was doing whatever work Cheerilee assigned him and he wouldn't understand what had just happened until a few minutes later.
>>2803129You don't need enhanced smell for that.
>>2800905we always have snails threads when SB isnt around.
>>2803092>that feel>that feel when you see it reposted and you wish you never drew it
>>2803116How can she draw if she's blind?
>>2803110Well IStand corrected>>2802624
>>2803132How do you know that you don't just like women?
I just fapped twice in less than an hour to the idea of Twilight farting in my face. The amphetamine should've made this much more of a struggle oh god what has MLPG done to me?
>>2803145Sucks for SB. Imagine him being in this thread and the last thread.
>>2802624>Blackbird is next to useless unless dropped by another plane first>Blackbird has self confidence issues
>>2802982Hey its not my fault some ponies don't participate in proper hygiene
>>2803171Was it to the unwashed fic?
anyone save the green txt of rarity putting her ass against the shower glass and winking at you.shit was the hottest thing i have read all week.
>>2803009>weirdCome on, mangneto. Get your head in the game.
>>2803171Unf.
>>2803183>implying SR-71s need to be dropped from a plane first
>>2803183whatare you joking
>>2803127
>>2803194WHAT? I NEED THIS NOW.
>>2803194It was like 4 lines
>>2803193>>2803199Yes. God dammit boner stop it.
>>2803174Imagine if we had actually talked about sexual Snails things instead of simply commenting on Mangneto's pictures.
>>2803189PFFFTHAHAHAHA
>>2803183>dropping an SR-71I think you are confusing it with the d-21 drones that it used to carry on its back. The SR-71 itself served as a mothership.
>>2803238
>>2803194>Rarity sticks her ass against the shower glass and winks at you>you get a bonerYou can thank me later
i thought i would be raging when i heard rose drew furry porn but the pictures are extremely cute i cannot be mad.
>>2803254>>2803238these fucking faceswhat
This is a test
>>2803258>furry porn yea right
>>2803257winks with her vagina
>>2803261That Cheeseleg's sister. Yes, its horrifying.>>2803245I am sure you want that, don't you?
>make high bid on pinkie fursuit to push price up>not outbidded yetum
>>2803194this one?>taking a shower>hear pone come into the bathroom>before you can ask her what she wants she mashes her ass against the glass shower door>her well-pumped cunt squishes up against it and you can see it flex as she winks a few times>she pulls off with a wet pop, the outline of her engorged vulva plainly visible on the glass
>>2803258... AM I gonna have to be the one to do it.Fuck.WE'RE GOING TO NEED A LINK.
>>2803277congrats!
>>2803276I've been trying to get you fuckers to help me masturbate for the past hour. Yes I want that.
>>2803226>>2803257naw, the guy used some pretty fancy words to make it sound better, i really enjoyed it. i wonder if he writes more.
>>2803282http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/
>>2803293>>2803281>you continue your shower, trying not to look at that wet mark on the door and failing miserably>you're rock hard by the time you get out>as you dry off you can hear a wet squishing noise coming from the bedroom>it gets louder every moment
should the hips be.. you know.. as oversized as they can possibly be without looking weird?Sorry for all those questions but I'm not a decent drawfag at all
>>2803273>not assuming that any time the word 'wink' is mentioned on MLPG it's referring to that kind of winking.Do you even...?
>>2803277You'll model it for us, won't you?
>>2803291I think I can help with that anon~where do you live? I have a lot of unused miles on my travel card.
I saw worst pone tori spelling on tv
>>2803299Why doesn't Rose have a real job as an animator/artist?
>>2803304are you asking us to define your style
>>2803317She is too young.
>>2803317Too young.
>>2803304Maybe a little bit bigger than the biggest reference pic.Make sure they're squishy
>>2803317Nigga she's still in high school.
>>2803320>>2803326I thought she was 20.
>>2803281>>2803300Someone post winking mares.
>>2803317have you ever seen her animate anything?
>>2803281no that wasnt it that is awful
>>2803300>you come round the door, not bothering to wear a towel>the noise is caused by her squishing grapes in a winepress
>>2803318yes, because at this point I don't have one
>>2803183Blackbirds took off perfectly fine by themselves anonwell except that they leaked fuel because they weren't fuel sealed until after a short period of flying at which point the hull heats up by several hundred degrees, which expands the metal by a few inches and causes the fuel line to become sealedthen they landed it and refueled while it was still hot
>>2803254the joke is enemas?
>>2803334she just turned 21, i offered her free birthday sex but she refused.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/int/res/131328.html#131493
>>2803287hold on anon there's still a day left>>2803309of course I would anon
>>2803337http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asqcuC0d5aQ
>>2803354>Blackbird goes into heat.txt
>>2803372UNF
>>2803358>do you like pepsioh jesus whatwhat
>>2803357>someone saved my shitty sketchWhy? It doesn't make a good reaction image.
>>2803358welp
>>2803358>Sorry, we are just the other side of elitist faggotry.How refreshingly self-aware
>>2803277How do you put on or remove a fursuit with hooves anyway?
>>2803404You can't
>>2803404buddy system
>>2803404You need help to get in and out.
HE'S ALIVE! THANK YOU SKY!
>>2803404Wait, what would a furry pony even dress as?
i am pretty sure it was this, i dont have part2 though
>>2803381
>>2803149I feel your pain.
>>2803437I think you missed the point of that question.
>>2803448;_;
>>2803310I live to the west of the rising sun.
So I tried the ice cube thing, finally.I don't see what the big deal is.
>>2803438>Winking
>>2803395Maybe the person who posted the image with the filename that started it all only renamed the image to hide the ponychan filename
>>2803437read the atmosphere, anon
>>2803438What if the suction got her stuck to the door and you couldn't get her free?
Did the quick-save images hotkey change? I haven't been able to do it for a while...
>>2803401Yeah, really.It amazes me how someone can be critical of "elitism" or a "superiority complex" and then claim a moral or intellectual high ground in the same breath.
>>2803461Did you do it in the shower?Explain the process.I'm one of the two or three anons that were talking about it in the original threads, by the way.
>>2803417that's pretty hot
>>2803461It's just cold in the ass followed by mild incontinence. Some people like that.
>>2803372>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EKWcxRdpn4 in recommended>and that how equestria was made....oh sorry wrong videoWould you artifically inseminate your favourite pone? With who's semen?
>>2803437Under normal circumstances I would say a human, but you really need to start reading the thread before you reply to posts.
>>2803469You have to turn it on now. got o about:config and toggle on browser:altClickSave
>>2803482I know I do.My high score is 4, but they're big ass cubes.
would you let rarity turn your hands into a dress if it meant technically you get to touch her horse ass.
>>2803455Would you like a hug?I-I don't want to impose on you... but if you wanted one... you could... could alwaysgetonefromme...
>>2803493Is that shit for real?
>>2803482My score is 12 with the semi-oval cubes.
>>2803479Sat in the shower, got the ice cube wet, pushed it in my ass. It was cold obviously but that was it. And even the cold didn't last that long.
>>2803509>christwire
>>2803512Shhh, no tears
>>2803493...whatwhatwhatIs that... real?Like, really real?what the fuck
>>2803493whatnoI like my handsI'll need them to open my fursuit
>>2803468Finger her anus until her contractiosn lower the suction enough for removal
>>2803518Because you only did one.How did you expect to get the feeling of being filled except with cool, refreshing ice with just one?
>>2803518aren't you supposed to stuff like six or seven of them in there?That's what I would hypothetically do
>>2803526Christwire is a joke website.
>>2803526>>2803509trolled softly
>>2803518Interesting thing: Do it again and slide a finger up in there after a little while. It's still cold as it was, you just can't feel it once it's that deep.
>>2803552That's seriously the best part.It stays cold even though you can't feel it.
Select your pony, and then select your vacation
>>2803549Well, ok
>>2803513I'll beat your high score tonight
>>2803561No.
>>2803489Is it the same in Opera and Firefox?
>>2803561>Rarity>Paris
>>2803492i wasted $130 on a horse dildo. stuffing it in my ass was not as fun as i thought it would be. the smell of shit, the shit everywhere, the mess after, the constant urge to take a massive shit during.
>>2803538This anon is correct, but remember to do it in moderation.It CAN'T be that good for you to lower the temperature of your rectum repeatedly.
>>2803539Hypothetically you should but tease them in a bit, so you get that amazing freezing feeling.
>>2803552I did. So I don't see why people keep talking about the coolness if it goes away so fast.>>2803538I guess I'll try more next time, but I really wasn't feeling it.
>>2803561ChrysalisA weekend camping on Hoth
>>2803561Twilight, in a small cottage in the middle of a redwood forest
Can we be /pol/ for a second?http://www.barackobama.com/obama-event-registry/
>>2803561>Rainbow Dash>Angel Falls
>>2803561FluttershySweden
>>2803479>>2803518>>2803552Enjoy your anal freezer burn
>>2803586This is a joke about having to crawl inside her to survive isn't it anon
>>2803579>the smell of shit, the shit everywhere, the mess afterEnemas, anon. Enemas.
>>2803577This anon knows where it's at!
>>2803579Clean your ass first dipshit.douche it up
>>2803579See, you're doing it wrong.You clean your ass out before you do that you disgusting pig. You also relax your goddamn muscles so it doesn't feel like you need to shit.Goddamn newfags.
>>2803579you spent $130 without knowing proper anal play procedures?
>>2803561Applejack, and we would go camping together!That or we'd go to Canterlot and she'd have to deal with all the fancy city ponies
>>2803601Um... Yeah. Joke.Right.
>>2803561Pink pone! We're going to a whole bunch of killer raves.
>icecubes>not stuffing marshmellows in your ass>then putting on diaperhow casual can you guys even be
>>2803618>you spent $130 without knowing proper anal play procedures?MLPG.png
>>2803633We dont want yeast infections, anon.
>>2803618>>2803612>>2803611>>2803603I was going to go off on that anon for fucking everything up, but you all did it for me.I'm so proud of you.
>>2803579>spends $130 on a horse dildo>doesn't know how to get clean beforehand>evidently hasn't tried it beforeAre you retarded, anon?
>>2803577>>2803587>>2803597>>2803620>>2803631>One of each mane 6YEAH, I GOT THE FULL SET
speaking ofguys, whats the joke>>2803254>>2803355
>>2803633i tried that before, diddnt work out the way i had hoped.
>>2803633No, no, I think I'm going to have to decline that one.
>>2803529Then what?
>>2803656He might be the anon that got a ton of money after getting hit by a car.
>>2803597Change my mind, Norway.
>>2803620>camping with human applejackoh god yes
>>2803581Thanks for the hypothetical advice, I'll make sure to reflect over it>>2803597>>2803676What is your reasoning behind any of this this
>>2803683>Stonershy
>>2803656Maybe you should inform fursuitanon further up the thread on proper fursuit play procedures too
>>2803683I like FluttershyI want to go to Norway and/or Sweden.Leave me alone.
>>2803669>anon sticks marshmallows inside his butt>gives birth to little marshmallow ponies>Would you?
>>2803633>VOIDING IMMINENTevery fucking time
>>2803633I am crying and laughing at the same time for different reasons
>>2803683Try doing two at once if you're man enough.
>>2803633...Is that a man?
>>2803577>get swarmed by millions of Indians selling tiny Eiffel Tower key rings>tourists everywhere, all restaurants and bars are full>muslimsYa blew it
>>2803674>Hot damn!>I can buy all the horse dildos I want now!
Hey heyYou know that one picture you drew? The one you spent hours on, and then inking and coloring? I didn't save it.and I'm the one that requested it
>>2803633I'm not opening that pic. The thumbnail reminds me of the one where the guy tastes his daughter's panties.
>>2803603>>2803611>>2803612>tfw you don't have to give yourself an enema prior to anal stimulationMy ass is unusually clean. If anything I just take a shit, wipe thoroughly and I'm ready to go. No mess or fuss.I still love giving myself enemas every once in awhile but that's entirely different.
>>2802741>>2802762>>2802777>>2802781>>2802854>>2802859>>2802943>>2803041To Pluto with all of you.
mlpg the gay anal sex experts, no one here is actually gay though.
>>2803703sure, but then i wouldent wear the diaper
>>2803721>tfw nobody probably saved your friendoff picture
>>2803561>Pinkie Pie>SoCal circa mid-90sFuck yeah, Ska and Ska punk everywhere.Shit's a party yo.>tfw Bradley Nowell is dead ;_;
>>2803721Let me get that for you Twilight
>>2803489Wait, that's a firefox function? I could never do that before I got 4chan X...
>>2803735>Prostate stimulation by dildo>Gay anal sexAnyway, I'm bisexual.
>>2803735There was a known gay author here, but he's gone forever.
>>2803732If I'm going to use a toy and dont feel like going through the trouble of enemas, I just put a condom on the toy.
I think it time to pick up on the images
>>2803735>no one here is actually gay though.MLPG usually cops to being at the very least bi.Most have seemed to transcend sexual orientation, however.
>>2803735>no one here is actually gay though.I beg to differ.Hello darling~
>>2803561Fluttershy, and we go to a beautiful national park
>>2803760I do that if I really can't wait, but the little bits of shit on the dildo still irks me.I know most people just deal with it, but I just can't.
This thread's goin' down
>>2803701But it's shit over hereOh well
>>2803721That's OK.It got over three likes on ponibooru
>>2803763You got it, chief.
>>2803778yay
>>2803721okay
>>2803789How the fuck do you find your stuff on ponibooru?
>>2803763k
>>2803489>>2803489THANK YOUWhy the fuck would they turn that off?
>>2803714They're not Indians, you morons. Most of them are Bosnian or Albanian.
>>2803742Would you satisfy hobo pony's hunger, by letting her swallow you whole?
>>2803803>that fucking guy>HURR I DONT LIKE DOING GRIMDARK>SO ILL DRAW MORE GRIMDARK
>>2803791Oh thanks I almost forgot about that chicken suit
>>2803760>tfw you go to a catholic university and as such are too afraid to purchase anything from enemas to horsecocks>tfw suffering quietly
>>2803803Hello~
La cocaina no es buena para su salud~
>>2803721It's okay, I did. I have 10GB of pony images.
why do you hit the pone? pone isn't for hitting. They are for soft cuddles and ear scratches.
So how big of a train wreck will this be?
>>2803826
Hey, who would one ask to get whitelisted on the Autismcubes server?
>>2803781No no no.We're gonna go on a cruise ship and look at fjords and shit.Then we're gonna go skiing.And then >>2803697It'll be awesome.
Is there even a pone you wouldn't?
Please post more Marker pony to finish off the thread.Please.
So, what are you up to tonight, MLPG?
>>2803812Can I take over her body from the inside?
>>2803822You know enemas aren't just for sexytimes. They're for medical problems. You could go to your local pharmacy outlet and pick up a kit. No one would even bat an eye at it.
>>2803823Thatmakes me really sad
MLPG should be in the sex ed business
>>2803841pone cutie mark was a punching bag
>>2803844Galatamon.
>>2803843which pony enjoys giving head more
>>2803852Twist
>>2803841pony wont learn any other way
>>2803823>>2803803Also retarded shit aside I liked that anons style and would have liked for him to stick around for a while>>2803841she asked>>2803849y-yay!>>2803852Twist
>>2803852Twist.
>>2803807Big deal, annoying as hell just the same
>>2803810>Lyra making silly noises>OC: "This isn't what you think!"
>>2803852Trixie
>>2803816I already said, I like Grimdark sometimes, it is just out of my comfort zone. In General, I like Cute more.Quickest requests win, I said. And the quickest requests won
>>2803865>dem thighsEvery time, man. Every fucking time.
>>2803870
>>2803742>tfw you drew fluttershy horseboners comic 2 years ago and that is the only thing people ever repost
>>2803853okay
>>2803870Rarity.
>>2803852All the pone
>>2803852The males and maybe derpy
>>2803852The dude ones.
>>2803823>>2803803http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf51Wjn4_6I&feature=related>Beat me 'til I'm black>Beat me 'til I'm blue>I will love you>Beat me 'til I cry>Beat me 'til I die>I will love you
>>2803857f5ing an ebay page
>>2803852Screw Loose.
>>2803887thats fucking retardedyou're fucking retarded
>>2803865>Cheerilee will never be after your dick>She will never repeatedly invite you to help her with her lessons and guilt you into attending them even though you know they're just excuses for her to hit on you
>>2803870ZecoraShe probably sells novelty shrunken heads left and right
>>2803852Old pones and foals
>>2803802I bookmarked it as soon as I posted itAlso, artist tage
>>2803823Cease, where do you live? I just want to make sure I never bump into you on the street.
>>2803866>pony with a punching bag cutie mark>works teaching self defense, isn't afraid to get beat up>likes rough sex
>>2803867Is that a guy in the Steam group?
>>2803852Twist.Hobo pone.
>>2803865It's my dream in life to own an adult store.We'd do everything from custom suits, to catering, to piercings/tattoos, to holding amazing parties.It will never happen.
>>2803916
Wait WaitI need more pony face palm imagesonly a few images left
>>2803852All of them except Celestia. I must remain faithful to my waifu.
>>2803928Yeah. Just add him as a friend, and/or just hang out in the Steam Chat until he gets on.
>>2803886Seriously?
>>2803884You avoid the key tourist areas, pleb. This is Rarity we're talking about, not some girl who wants to "see the sights".
>>2803844There's a thread on the submarine.
>>2803941Ponies don't have palms
>>2803932It can happen anon. You can make it happen.Take out a loan and find your nearest most progressive town.
>>2803887Oh wait he's still hereGood>>2803925Why are you making such a big deal out of this holy shit anon get over it
>>2803954link?
>>2803948Only if I had a ball gag for her, and I'm not even into BDSM. Her voice is so grating it would kill my boner if she even opened her damn mouth.
>>2803930I'd probably let hobo pony come back to my apartment with promises of a warm bed and a warm meal. Once inside, I'd coerce her into having sex. I'd do it again in the morning, then kick her ass out. No meal.
>>2803957If he'd have said facehoof he'd probably get called out as a brony and told to fuck off.Such is the trepidation many feel posting in the mulpug.
>>2803963Find it yourself you lazy fuck.
>>2803963http://mlpg.co/co/index.html
>>2803957Face Hoof?I have a hard time incorporating pony body parts into colloquialisms. Bronies kind of ruined it for me.
>>2803969>Once inside, I'd coerce her into having sexGet out.Hobo pone is the one pone we all agreed we wouldn't.
>>2803948
>>2803963It's just like MLPG was back on /co/.hint hint
>>2803969what is this hobo pone? and why would no one twist?
>>2803939
>>2803990>we
>>2803990but anon we said the same thing about sleepyhead
>>2803991I fucking love this one, though I never knew what exactly was going on
>>2803990I didn't agree to that.
>>2803913I think this is a reasonable explanation.>>2803961Oh hai.
>>2803990>we all>implying hivemindI never said that.
>>2803998I would Twist.
>>2804008
>>2804006Yes >we
>>2803998Oh, I'd fuck Twist rotten. Literally until her vag was raw and bleeding.Hobo pony is some bitch's OC. I dunno, Jessy maybe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>2804017>Humanized>Not human
>>2803998I wouldn't a Twist because she's cute and nerdy and I'm not taking advantage of a filly because ew.
>>2804015Human explorers stumbling upon ancient pony ruins.
>>2804024>Hobo Pony is Jessy's OCYou are so wrong I hope it hurts you.
>>2804017What the hell?
>>2804035I get that, but I wasn't sure if the outfits were a reference to something specific.
>>2803998because twist is an 8 year old child
>>2803850>/b/ making the "you should be thankful for us giving you this board" argumentAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>this threadI think we need super powered anons in Equestria stories.I expect hilarious shenanigans from this.
>>2804050We've HAD those, though. Look up "Invincible Human" and "Savage Human" sometime.
>>2804015It's a temple with the entire history of Equestria etched into the walls. The Sisters defeating Discord, ruling over the land, making a treaty or partnership with a Dragon, NMM's birth and banishment, the Mane 6 defeating both NMM and Discord, and the rest is future history purely from the author
>>2804049Gross, man, don't link to outside please
>>2804049>caring about anything to do with the fandom
>>2804070>>>2804047
>>2804049>/b/reads are the only reason this board is aliveAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Is there a new horse up, or are you fags being as incompetent as ever?
MEANWHILE, IN /V/>>>/v/144623141
>we'll sleep tonight with hands of pone>and we'll awake with hands of >feel>with these hands we will destroy>with these hands we will rebuild
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_I4wtNPv5w
>>2804065I know, I read them.But this is different. This is genuine superpowers.Take superpowers from the random generator and incorporate them into a story.
>>2804049Anon why were you outside the boat in the first place?
>>2804090>hands of ponestop reminding me anon
>>2804089Getting reality-checked hurts like a bitch.I think I'm gonna go for a run.
>>2804065>Invincible human>Savage humanNigga...
>>2804089Buffalo Belle is a very pretty Buffalo.
Why are all these people linking threads on /mlp/, /v/, and ponychan. You're just admitting that you visit these 9th circles of hellish places.
NEW HORSE>>2804103>>2804103>>2804103
>>2804065>This is what new people think we called Beardy Human
>>2804111she is very cute and /v/'s flavour of the month
>>2804119Those aren't beardy humans.
>>2804119>people outside the general make beardy human threads>It's about ponies killing beardy humans, also they all talk with heavily scottish accents and have no eyes because their eyebrows grew too thick to see anyway
>>2804166Please no.
