My Little Pony GeneralLast Thread: >>2789513Pone is sleeping so be quiet.
>rape;_;
can this thread be about butts
>>2791364Oh yes.
>>2791364Only if they're pony butts. Or Griffon butts
>>2791348>Pone will never sleep in a strange position on top of you.
Lyrabutt
>>2791348I don't think I trust this guy.
Would you rather the fartiest bloatpony or the bloatiest fartpony?
>>2791345Get out of here Matt
>>2791378No
Which pone would be subjected to Changeling gangrape? No Princess Cadence/Surfing Armor, please.
>>2791389:V
>>2791392What's the difference?
>>2791410
>>2791408The first one is the fartiest of all the bloated ponies while the second is the most bloated farty pony.
>Winston spamming fluffy ponies
cut this fluffy pony shit
I still remember those humble beginnings..
Who of the cmc will get their cutie mark first?Taking bets
>>2791436I... I guess the latter?
>>2791399Trixie.
goddammit butts, you are reaching sentinal levels of autistic.
>>2791437I would absolutely believe that.
>>2791378The more acid I see the more it turns me on and the more I'm horrified
>>2791460Our fluffy pony shit was never bad.
>>2791464ApplebloomCause she has a relatively intelligent sister and is the only one of the three that has shown any sign of competence.
>>2791473... I'll go with that.brb drawing
>>2791482Oh it was, it was. We turned it grimdark and spammed it.
>>2791460>tfw fluffy hats us>a lot
FUCK!DRAWING IS SO EASY, BUT WRITING IS HAAAAAAAAARD.
>>2791482Okay.
>>2791504>wewat
>>2791481Just relax and accept it, anon. It's not so bad once you settle into the idea. Nothing will prepare you for your first visit, though.
>>2791477It gets to the point where I think this is some sort of metatroll, a la Lemon Key Face and such.
>>2791261>she will never wake up, still in a drunken stupor wondering what's going on and mumbling about being hungry again after eating not only an hour or so ago>you will never offer up to her the ponies she had previously devoured along with yourself
>>2791494>relatively intelligent sisterWow. Applefags are really delusional.
>>2791503I love you, you liar.
>>2791483sho shoo be do?
>>2791504>weThere were a couple assholes that don't even spend time here anymore.
>>2791482Oh yes it was.
>>2791483Go back to reddit.
>>2791388Every time I see this fucking screencap what I seeI justThis is what it looks like she's doing
>>2791464I'd say AB.She was the first in the show, and she has the most air time. I think they'd give hers first.
>>2791481Don't be like that! Acid wants you to enjoy her sick booty beats.
>>2791518The only people getting trolled are the ones who expend effort and time to make this crap
>>2791532because they are at the Fluffy ponies thread 24/7
Am I too late to show everyone my e-penis machine?
>>2791530Oh no, trust me baby, I will come back with results.Just... it'll take awhile.Slow drawfag.
>>2791512but I don't want to go into the djbuttclubit's dirty in there:c
>>2791512Oh, criminy.It's really cool in there, is it?
And here's me, thinking they'd finally forgotten about me...
>>2791552Yes, go away
>>2791556She probably keeps it nice and clean for her guests.>enema waterfall
>>2791574You poor bastard.
>>2791542>>2791464Nah, they'll make her last. It'll be much more poignant when she has to watch her friends get them before she does.Besides, like AJ implied, getting your cutie mark last runs in the family.
>>2791038What's in the box?
Can we be /v/ and or /a/ for a bit? I just saw the Persona 4 anime and it was pretty good, specially what they did with the sidequest S-Links and Yu himself, QUALITY animation aside.But now i need to know. What would happen if brotag were in Ponyville?
>>2791554Good.I thought you were that guy who asks for sexy requests and them posts them elsewhere without ever telling us who he is or where he posts them.
>>2791590No, stop this shit.
>>2791552No
>>2791556It's not as shitty as people claim it to be.Don't listen to those assholes.They're just jelly the club could easily rectum.
>>2791364>currently rendering two butt picturesthe stars have aligned
>>2791589Definitely not a full meal and some warm clothes.
>>2791582she's still gotta shit sometimeand when that happens, I say we set up a minimum safe distance of three inches
>This threadAnd this is why I am sad when artists start to hat mlpg.
>>2791597It should be obvious by now that he never actually draws anything.
>>2791602
>>2791588>More poignantThey'll never give them cutie marks in the show. What makes for good story doesn't really apply here.
>>2791522>she will never thank you and close her eyes while she opens wide, expecting you to feed her while she lies on the floor>the ponies will never whine quietly, but not fight back as you carry them over to the tipsy pony's mouth
>>2791590>Personano, fuck off, at least talk about not shitty vydia and/or animu
[BRRRRRRRRRRRT]
are you having fun?that's sad
>>2791598>>2791633Would you rather talk about fluffy ponies? Or DJ Acid? Fuck man at least it's something.
>>2791624>They'll never give them cutie marks in the showYeah, I think you're right. I can see it happening in a potential movie though
Which CMC would you babysit for the day and what would you do with her?
>>2791589>>2791606You guessed rightYou sick bastard~
It's late, I won't be drawing but I wanted to reassure that I haven't forgotten what was asked. Wrote it down too.I'll draw them tomorrow when I get back from work. I promise.
>>2791639Why does Airliner hang around a bunch of warplanes anyways?Does she not fit in with the other airline ponies?
>>2791607Presumably she takes care of that before she lets anyone in. I've never had a problem with it.
>>2791639That's adorableWhy is this adorable?
>>2791653Yeah. But that would be the end of the series ;_;
>>2791651I would rather talk about something related
>>2791655oh god that feel
>>2791639Have any of the other jetpones made fun of A-10 pone by calling her by her embarrassing nickname of warthog?Or does she take it as a prideful name ?
>>2791671because they are little cute ponies
I lack storage.
>>2791649Time for bed
>>2791672it's a final cash-in movie.
>>2791671Because "bleh".
>>2791676Talk about it, then.
>>2791671Because Jessy.Jessy could draw the most horrible fluffy pony gore and you would still look at it and go "Daw."And Ross would still call it shit.
>>2791672I really hope they don't end the series with the fucking CMC. That would be such a massive letdown.
>>2791683and cooling
>>2791669Where does she take her dumps? Hopefully in a landfill, if she just did it right there the stench would always be stuck no matter what.
>>2791680She probably prefers "Thunderbolt", but doesn't mind warthog all that much.
>>2791654I would babysit Sweetie and do whatever she wanted to do. I guess that makes me a bad babysitter, but I can't say no to that squeak.
>>2791483yiff in hell reddit
>>2791661>Rarity hot tub at the topOkayI love you
>>2791661Thanks!
how does one pilot plane pone?
>>2791683Put some fans in the PC, Satan.
>>2791699Is this adorable?never forget
>>2791653>>2791672>>2791688>2 hours of thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXNl2CXXWIA
Who is the greatest shitposter in 4chan history?
>>2791722You mount her cockpit.
>>2791722with your dick
>>2791730Anonymous
Why the fuck is Fluffy Pony being posted here.I have their general for when I want to see them suffering.You're just trying to piss people off and get it banned.Fuck you
>>2791730That douchebag called anonymous, shit I don't even know how he posts so fast.
>>2791705this one made me laugh
>>2791739Please be trolling
>>2791722I always think of them as the size of regular planes.For some reason it makes it more adorable.
>>2791654If I had to choose either Applebloom and just let her play in her treehouse or Sweetie and lock her in the basement.
>>2791711>"ANON! You let little Sweetie do WHATEVER she wanted? She wasted all of my expensive fabric making silly costumes and now she's sick from eating too much candy! I'm NEVER asking you to watch her again!"
>>2791739just filter it, it is incredibly easy
>>2791731>>2791735It's like you guys were thinking the same thing.
>>2791747not time for love
>>2791725>Tumblr pony shit
>>2791759is just the hivemind
>>2791739Holy shit, please leave.
>>2791699Even I have standards.
>>2791739Hey man I don't want them here ei->Just trying to get it banned>Want to see them sufferingI'll give you a 2/10, best I can do.
>>2791730Aeris did the most damage to the site, but the greatest shitposter award goes to this fine man right here. He took shitposting to an artform.
>>2791768>>2791749>stop liking what I don't like
>>2791769HAHA TIME FOR DRAWINGS?
>>2791762
>>2791739>I have their general for when I want to see them suffering.
just wanna play video games
>>2791769Not really>>2791725
>>2791772No way, remember kimmo?
Which pony takes the most pride in her swollen, vacuum-pumped marecunt?
>>2791773>3dark5u
>>2791772>casemods>greatestDo you even remember Lanced Jack
>>2791769oh girl, you must be joking
>>2791773Autism pls goThis place is not for you
>>2791769It was just an example and I was feeling lazy.And it's kinda just LAYING all over the general.I know you wouldn't draw that shit.
>>2791730Abatap gets at least honorable mention, I hope.
>>2791788Rarity obviously, a girl's got to stay clean~~
>>2791788PinkieIt's proof of all the friends she's made
>>2791703>>2791723I just installed a new motherboard and CPU and need some heatsink grease before I can put my old fan back in.
>>2791788Rarity
>>2791773>Missing the entire point>Cant recognize image spam>Admitting to visiting Fluffy Pony General>Thinking posting something here will somehow get it bannedYou're new and idiotic, and shit post instead of lurking. Please leave.
>>2791730Aeris is the most famous
>>2791726They're so fucking cute.
>>2791819>That feel when you regularly fap to HoihoiThere's something about disgusting art that just turns me on so much.
>>2791626>she will never slurp them down with ease, not even noticing their petty fighting against the powerful muscles of her mouth and esophagus.>you'll never watch as they wriggle down her throat before audibly splashing into her booze filled tummy.>she'll never finish with you, briefly working to gulp you down, mostly because of your sheer size >she'll never finally get the better of you, dragging you all the way down into her tightly cramped stomach that's already preoccupied by two other shivering ponies. >you will never be able to repeat the stunt you did last time to free the ponies due to being stuck inside with them.>you'll never struggle against the slick wet sack that contains you, causing a massive build up of gas with your movements. >the undulating walls will never forcefully beat you down into defeat, not to mention the rapidly growing lack of breathing room.>she'll never let out a resounding belch followed by a long drawn out fart, sapping her stomach of what little room was left>she'll never sigh with satisfaction, patting her noisy gut and passing back out into a deep slumber.
>>2791719>>2791721No problem. Any drawing is good since it keeps me drawing.Warning: Results of finished product may vary.
>>2791807I bet she asks every mare she meets with a bigger set of lips to help her pump bigger.
>>2791793>Thread on page one of /fa/ every day for close to six years>Pissing off everyone, being a complete moron while not doing anything technically wrongIt was amazing to watch casemods run any thread to the ground while still keeping it on the topic of fashion.
why aren't you playing LoL, MLPG?http://www.solomid.net/livestream.php?s=3331
>>2791801>>2791769I'd be perfectly fine with never seeing it posted ever again. It was fun while it lasted, but it's long dead, and I don't think these people understand that I don't want anything to do with them.I might actually have to TELL them so, soon enough.
>>2791810don't tell me you don't have any kind of heatsink installed at the moment
>>2791841
>>2791853because I'm not a faggot
>>2791853i dont play shitty games
>>2791852>Casemods
>>2791843>implying anyone would care if you are legitimately trying.
>>2791855I assume he's using the stock one but it still shouldn't be anywhere close to that hot.
>>2791838thanks for that
>>2791853>streaming LoLWhat kind of pathetic fuck would watch>camwhoring chicksAaaaaaaah, I see.
is this a character from a show or something
>>2791871>Money as a pocket squareThis nigga.
>>2791803>>2791813>>2791819>taking a shower>hear Rarity come into the bathroom>she walks up to the glass door and presses her ass against it>her massive marelips squash wetly against the glass>you stare transfixed as she winks audibly a few times, her slick vulva sliding across the glass>with a pop of suction she pulls off the glass and heads towards the bedroom without a word
>>2791884No, Rose draws things other than ponies.But she doesn't post them here.
>>2791884no, is just Rose being a furry
>>2791855Just the fan that comes with the CPU.
>>2791853The only lol stream I ever watched was some guy that was crossdressing as Sona.That was pretty cool.
http://bigdickproblemsohjeez.tumblr.com/
>>2791867Punk ponnies best ponnies
>>2791871That is one fashionable gentleman.
Do you think they'll change the intro again?Maybe more then before?
>>2791891What a nice horse. I would follow her immediately and service her fat, engorged cunt.
>>2791877It has also been on all day.I'm about to go to bed though.
>>2791896fucking boxed fans
>>2791884looking it up in google this is all that showed
>>2791891299,792,458 unfs a second
>>2791871What ever happened to that guy?
>>2791916oh jeez
>>2791903I'd give succubus Twilight a significant portion of my lifeforce in the form of semen
>>2791908>It's Dubstep.
>>27919193 strikes policy. Lost his internet.
>>2791891
>>2791923>My Little Pony, My Little Pony, Ah~>record scratch>CALL CELESTIA RIGHT NOW>WOOOOOOOB WUB WUB WUB
>>2791916goodness wowsometimes i forget these people are out there
>>2791891>she asks you to help her vacuum every night>you sit on the couch with her ass across your lap>she rubs her thigh against the bulge in your crotch as you work
>>2791867Wow, guys... I've been up for, shit, 24+12 hours (can't do maths atm) and during this whole time I've had nonstop access to MLP. Why am I still entertained? HOW, that might be a better answer. I can barely plan out any rational thoughts or plans in advance but I can crank shit out crazy-fast and totally improvised. It's weird, I need to embrace my inner insomniac more often, hehe. Anyone ever wonder why niggers tongue my anus?
>>2791854Are they still bothering you?Fuck man...I would tell you to tell them to fuck off, but that would just kick the hornets nest.
>>2791922>Succubus
>>2791941
>>2791882It's why I'm here. Somebody has to look out for the little guy with the vore or fart fetish.
>>2791941>Thinking Skrillex is dubstep>2012Do you even genres?
>>2791964>inventing new genres to differentiate from plebeians >while you're one yourselfISHYGG
>>2791964I bet you think Burial is dubstep, hipster fag
>>2791964>Dubstep.>Anything but Silkie.
>>2791891The hell is she doing in my house?I'm calling the police!
>>2791961you have to be the only onepromise you'll stayplease
>>2791884Anthro or not goddamn this is cute and well-done. I jell.
>have A-10's GAU-8 recording on loop>Why am I listening to this?>There's no point to it.>After this play I'll shut it off.>Ok, after this one.>Why the fuck have I been listening to this for 7 minutes?
>>2791975Sorry! Sorry! Don't call the cops, I'll gladly take her!Come on, Rarity, I'll help you out with that.... b-big fffffat cunt of yours....
>>2791980it's made by rose, what do you expect?
DORKS
>>2791983have you just been leaving gun noises playing on the stereos for the past few hours or am i greasily understanding this?
Hey guys, what's->fluffy pone>fluffy pone 34aaand I'm calling it. Time of death, 2:04am (MTN), June 25, 2012
>>2791958I read that comic. It made me masturbate.
>>2792000wat
>>2791983You're in love with her, aren't you?Go on, open up to her, she needs a secure base to land at.
>>2791983>railing A-10 pone from behind>she fires off her gun in ecstasy>the vibrations rattle through her body and into your dick>cum instantly
>>2791999Pretty much.But only 10 minutes.And on headphones.I really love that sound.
>It'll be better by 1:00 AM PST they said!>it's only shit now they said!god dammit i hate you all
>>2792000It's a fucking spammer.A fucking spammer that visits frequently.
Can we have a favorite art thread?
>>2792000Spam is not new or unexpected
>>2792007But would she open up to you?And would she open up for you?
PONIES SPOTTED IN ALABAMAhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
>>2792011Define a good thread
>>2792017
>>2792008>Implying I wouldn't be too worried about all of my neighbors, my sudden deafness, and the structure of my house to cum if she fired
>>2791992She really is the most technically capable drawfag in MLPG.
>>2791954One of their new drawfags invited me to his dA group and most of the traffic I get is for THOSE pictures.I'd put the pics away or take them down if that weren't completely useless on the internet.I do NOT want to be remembered only for those pictures... so give me something to draw.
>>2792026WHO ALL SEEN THA ANIME GOAT SAY YEAH
>>2791916ah damn, i thought it was just a random furry character rose made up but it is actually this dudes fursona.
>>2792006Oh crap! Crap! Somebody resuscitate MLPG! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to!
>>2792026Hahaha! I remember this!
>>2792025Oh she would.But, the question is, would you survive the courtship?
>>2792009I seriously hope you didn't leave the volume turned on too high
>>2791736why do I find those lips so hot?
>>2792036Tabasco sleeping, using a sugar packet as a pillow.
>>2792036Draw Zecora without jewelry
>>2792050They're dick-sucking lips.
>>2792056Off I go.
>>2792042Who cares? Furrybucks spend as well as bronybucks.
New headcanon.>captcha: hermside
>>2792036The CMC dressed as a barbershop quartet.
>>2791978Sadly I seem to be the only one who's willing to write short fics about such fetishes. I don't think I'm very good but I try, all for you. I won't leave as long as it's within my power.Sorry if I sound mushy I'm a little drunk. Stick around though, I have a slightly revamped version of a Rarity fart fic from the other day I'm gonna start posting soon
>>2791972Some Burial is dubstep, he's mostly a dark garage 2step thing, he doesn't really stick to a genre. the Kindred EP has a track with a 4 on the floor beat, even.I think Horsepower Productions, Skream, Benga, Mala, Coki, Loefah, Kode9, etc are "dubstep"Electrostep is okay but you can't beat good ol' real dubstep
>And under hobbies, it says here that you watch a cartoon aimed at young girls
>>2792026I WAN DA GOLD
>>2792062Yesss
>>2792027One where the current topic is discussion isn't Rarity's fat vacuum suction mare vagina.
>>2792017I love WD's stuff
>>2792052what is this referencing? I have it on the tip of my tongue..
>>2792064no what thte fuckm this thread is becomingkn fnlkjasfdl;fjl;kasdjfsdalkjfsdallol im a such a faget okolkooll
>>2792083>Putting that under your hobbiesTex, dont project your cluelessness on us.
>>2792091Calvin and Hobbes
>>2792083Well, I don't really watch it that often. Mostly I just masturbate to it.
>>2792091Power puff girls
>>2791916here is the other guy who commissioned rose, another fursuiter lolanyone know how much rose charges? i hope its not extremely cheap.
>>2792091Alvin and Bobbes
>>2792076>CMC>quartetwat
>>2792059Fuck you I hate that picture.
>>2792061makes sense
>>2792083did I write watch? sorry, I meant jack off to
>>2792101oh jeez can we stop talking about rose
>>2792083Anyone have a cap of the guy in one of these threads talking about how he had to interview an applicant who put "Anime, specifically Naruto" under his interests? The poster then asked him who his waifu was.
>>2792091John and Thomas
>>2792083Well, I don't exactly watch it.I am just there for the fandom.
>>2792110NoShe's my waifu
>>2792109jack off to wat
>>2792083What? No, that's silly. I'm just a member of the fanbase.
>>2792059Nah, this is how the show should end.
>>2792078it's ok. i like mushy.thanks again
>>2792101>yfw that Arito guy is probably giving Rose le dick
>>2792078yesss
>>2792091Bernhard and Bianca
>>2792083>"Well, yeah! My Little Pony! It's fucking awesome! I spend all day on 4chan posting about how much I love mai waifu, Pinkie! I love to read fanfiction and just lie in bed fantasizing about our life together as I fall asleep! Every! Night!">....."YOU'RE HIRED!"
>>2792059Kein's Celestia obsession is creepier than Krek's Lyrabon, because at least Krek doesn't camp DA trying to collect kiribans.
>>2792132smiles boss pls go
>>2792091Cheech and Chong
>>2792137this post has single-handedly conviced me to go to bed, goodnihgta
>>2792083>Sending some writing to an advisor>Accidentally attack a picture of Twilight instead of one of the documents>Try to pass it off, send another email with the correct file>Her reply makes no mention of it, except for an attached picture of Celestia
>>2792132Th-There are people who don't do this?
>>2792106What about this one?
>>2792132>Oh my god, thank you! I've always wanted to work here at Hasbro! It's my dream! >Well that's great to hear.>And I can't wait to start making money>...On second thought you might not be the best fit for our corporation.
>>2792146>Send him back a hand drawn spider with seven legs.
>>2792152Well, I do, but I wouldn't tell anyone about it.I'm sorry, Pinkie, don't think I'm ashamed of you. This world just isn't ready for our love. ;_;
>>2792162But I'm not David Thorne
>>2792164>ourFUCK YOUSHE'S MY WAIFU, NOT YOURS
>>2792156ahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>2792146>writing paper>can't think of opening so just write "Dear Princess Celestia">finish paper and submit>forgot to remove that line>professor emails back>"My faithful student..."
>>2792059I don't get what's going on here.
>>2792153POST THAT GODDAMN PIC AGAIN
>>2792171You can think that, and it's perfectly fine. But I know the truth. She chose me.
>>2792180that's an old one
WTF?!?Dammit Comcast! Y U only record last half hour of 1-hr Thundercats finale?!?
>>2792180That can't fucking be true.
>>2792181Twilight is trip-sitting Celestia and Luna because they're stoned
>>2792180>"Ur a fagget.">Right next to it is your failing grade.
has rose ever drawn porn? I bet its cute
>>2792195
>>2792196yes
>>2792132I actually remember reading something about a guy who got hired for choosing a FiM toy. People were told to choose a toy from a table and he picked the only FiM toy, not sure which one though. He explained why and got hired.
>>2792200please share
>>2792206I'm no professional, but that's a pretty shitty hiring process.
>>2792193>Things that have happened>[ ] This>[X] Not this
>>2792196The cutest porn you've ever seenAnd nobody will ever link it to you
>>2792182What's the matter?
>>2792212
>>2792213>Meanwhile, the Hindus loose their shit at this Anon's revelation.
>>2792213When you have a bunch of applicants that are, for all intents and purposes equally qualified, you get bored coming up with ways of choosing one.
how are these people even finding rose? she hasnt posted commission info anywhere. also you would think these people would be buying art of their ponysonas.
>>2792218>>2792218
>>2792218
>>2792213Depends on what they were looking for.
>>2792233
>>2792225Fuck, man, I have two jobs and both times the boss just saw me hanging out and asked if I wanted a job.
>>2792229FA
>>2792236
so it turns out HSG has a legit sociopath who likes to torture small animals among themwe had a legit pedophileguess we're not so different
>>2792218Oh nothing.Nothing we can't solve together.Pone to pone.Nice and close...Letting all of our impulses telling us it's wrong fall aside as we let our bodies do what they will.
is 4chan X broken again?
>>2792233>>2792231You two seem upset.
>>2792229That Lyra is completely the wrong color, but these are pretty fucking cool.
>>2792243NOBODY EVER LIKED AB ANYWAYS
>>2792245stop using a 3rd world browser
>>2792244YES, MY QUEEN...
>>2792243And we've got you.So they come out ahead in the final tally.
>>2792241do you have link? it is strange she is going for furry money instead of brony money, when she is more popular in the brony fandom.
I keep trying to install the latest drivers but I'm really only used to Apples
>>2792229>every single one of thoseYou'd think with so many different color schemes one WOULDN'T look like ass.
>>2792229I k-kind of want one of those..
>>2792243Why don't you go to the IRC anymore?
>>2792262thats cute as hell
>>2792242
>>2792279
>>2792274I do to.But for my PS3.
>>2792279I think this gif is creepier
>>2792269well they are cutie marks, they have to look like ass
>>2792286What's the point of having them when you have... NO GAMES
>>2792286>>2792274considering that they're painted, they probably feel like ass
>>2792289
>>2792274>Anon, you told yourself you would not own Pony merch.>No matter how tempting.>Are you willing to fall to the dark side?>Is there really, any 'side' if you think about it?
>>2792279And this face gets on the to-do list for tomorrow.It goes above the "Rarity hot tub" as priority.
>>2792292what does ass feel like
>>2792286FUCK I MEANT "TOO".>>2792290I've got plenty of games, /v/ is a liar.
>>2792306Like a bag of sandAnd they smell like milk and coins
>>2792306Sliding your hand across a bowl of Pudding
>>2792306go touch your ass right now
>>2792299I never told myself that.I've got a McDonald's Pinkie and an EXTREMELY SECRET SUBTLE shirt that I don't wear if I'm going somewhere people might recognize it.
>>2792306Like a balloon full of Jell-OBut way hairier
>>2792299Why
>>2792290>implyingPS3 has plenty of [games].
>>2792306You have an ass, just grab it and see
>>2792327Man the first time I saw thatI lost my shit harder than I have haveThat was a great thread.
>>2792325>>2792315I think we should be friends
>>2792326It doesn't exist, don't worry.
>>2792324>Mcdonalds PinkieMy nigger
*clink*
>>2792346She's starting to turn gray around some of her edges, and I don't know why.I haven't played with her roughly.
>>2792302
>>2792324I've got a McDonald's Rarity and a McDonald's AJ.
>>2792346all I got was applejackfuck
>>2792354*fizz*
>>2792354Ahh... Good old Coke Pone.The erotic greentext that made me feel weird and aroused...
>>2792324I bought that Pie Family Rock farm shirt and was happy with it.Then I saw Luke Allen wearing it in a group meet up. I had to bon fire it.
>>2792354>This is what caused Coke to fall in the piss.
>>2792364>>2792362I got OBESITY
>>2792372>I bought that Pie Family Rock farm shirt and was happy with it.huh?
>>2792373Coke pone never fell into the piss. They created an unrelated simulacrum. Convergent evolution.
>>2792373I wish people would stop using the term "piss."No offense, just feels kind of circle jerky, and the bad kind.
>>2792375>actually eating the food
>>2792384This is true, but people here don't realize it.
>>2792375>Implying I eat fast food>Implying I didn't tell my friend to get them for meHaha, being /fit/ sure feels great.
>>2792381
>>2792322>That shitty little knob on top of their heads that the comb attaches toI bet you totally forgot it existed, didn't you?
>>2792396wat
>>2792394yiff in hell luke allan
>>2792394very subtlebut the people who might recognize it aren't exactly the ones you would want to talk to, so why wear it?
>>2792396>Implying I didn't get it in 2011.I DIDN'T, AND I FUCKING HATE THE KNOB, AND YOU JUST REMINDED ME IT EXISTS, AND I HATE YOU
Oh, hey. Its late enough in the morning to get a McDonalds Big Breakfast, and I haven't had a drink in... more hours than I've had beers.Pancakes, then bed.
>buying toys from McDonalds>not owning over $400 dollars in official and fanmade merchIt's like you guys don't even like the show
>>2792405>yiff in hell It's like I'm in 2005 /b/ again!!
>>2792356She's turning grey because you haven't played with her enough.
>>2792372I have that and the Davenport one.I will only wear the Davenport shirt now, it's still subtle enough.I am lying to myself, I am exposing my powerlevel like crazy in that thing.My only defense is I am apparently too intimidating for a neckbear to approach.
>>2792409I completely agree.I bought it back in early '11 and didn't quite realize that at the time, though. But that's why i no longer have it.
>>2792411>Winston>ostensible Texas>going to McDonalds instead of WhataburgerYou are such a piece of shit. I hope you have a heart attack on the way, you slovenly ass.
>>2792416NO! See you guys later, I've got to play with her!!
>>2792422it was the only right decision, move along good sir
>>2792387I could use some jerky right now.Damn that sounds good.Ever kill a deer yourself and make your own jerky?Damn that's satisfying.
>>2792418God, I couldn't imagine wearing any sort of pop culture shirt.The worst thing I wear is a Gears of War 3 "SAVE CARMINE" shirt. It fits me nice and I like the fabric.
>>2792354More?why is this giving me a boner
>>2792409I wear mine for myself, and as I said I don't wear it when I go to school or a comic shop or something.Because they do 40k on the weekends at my favorite comic store and they'd yell at me.
>>2792393It's cool that you don't eat fast food, that's garbage. But do you at least eat some occasional sweets? Like pies and cupcakes? Ponies eat that kind of stuff and if you don't you can't call yourself at true pony fan.
>>2792416Oh that reminds me, I wanted to request a draw friend do an MLP toy meeting either woody or buzz.
>>2792442Would you wear a subtle 40k pony crossover shirt?
>>2792439I have a shirt that say aperture science, bought it way backI'm still waiting for the day someone comes up to me and say "xD the cake is a lie"until that day I will continue to wear it
>>2792451If such a thing existed, I would buy the fuck out of it.No... On second thought, I wouldn't. It would suck.
We t-shirts now?
>>2792443>If you don't you can't call yourself a true pony fanAwful.Anyway, the worst thing I'll eat is lowfat frozen yogurt once a month or allow myself a can of soda once a month.
>>2792439Most of my shirts are Radioshack related because my dad got them for free.>tfw working there before it became a shitty rehashed cell phone store made you a damn good customer service kinda guy.Retail work is suddenly easy.
>>2792409This is my problem with mlp related clothes. The only ones who would recognize it and actually say something about it are people I never would like to talk to.And people from MLPG would think I was autistic and shake their heads as their heads as they walk by ;_;
i hope you like it, anonthough i don't know if this is classy enough
>>2792460fucking s key not fucking workingthank god my leopold should be here by tomorrow
>>2792460>Someone comes up to you and says the letters "X D"I'd rip my shirt off in anger too.
>>2792441http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3j35dn0eD1rqzv4yo1_1280.png
>>2792473>no maregina
>>2792473for a reason I think you are a gigantic faggot, very nice drawing though
>>2792473I enjoy this princess
>>2792424>getting a heart attack from pancakesplease, PLEASE explain
>>2792474I like it.
>>2792473odds are anon isn't herebut like I said yesterday, best looking Celestia I've seen in a while
>>2792474Not bad
>>2792394People still ask me what a rock farm is, or if it's a local farm.Last time was the pastor's wife.I got it before contacting Wired was even the inklings of a concept in my mind.
some guy asked me if i was a brony just because i was wearing cargo shorts, it was with a normal shirt. i am never taking that chance again.
>>2792480oh god you wouldn't believe how many times this has happened to me
>>2792460I think it's safe to say that absolutely nobody that will say "The cake is a lie!!11!" in real life knows enough about Portal to recognize Aperture Science
>>2792499>local farmHahaha.
>>2792502I don't wear cargo shorts, but I don't think any less of people who do. I'm ugly and fat and I don't wear them, but I have handsome /fit/ friends who do.
>>2792460Oh, I got that track jacket with the logo on the back and I bought my father the shirt with the old logo on the front.
>>2792502That didn't happen. Stop that.
>>2792491I think he is just hoping you die from a cardiac arrest, not from the food, but just from the condition.And why no IRC?
>>2792512I see dudebros out walking their bitches wearing cargo shorts more than neckbeards in real life. MLPG's vilification of cargo shorts is misinformed and bizarre.
>>2792473That is a very sexy princess.
>>2792473but celestia's butt is skinny and none of the butts have a tract of flesh in between the gluteal thingsdo you even watch the show
>>2792512As a handsome /fit/ man with handsome /fit/ friends, board shorts are wear it's at.Only skinnyfags can pull off cargo shorts.
>>2792505I hope you're joking...
>>2792527Yeah, it's quite silly. No one cares if you wear cargo shorts, really.
>>2792531>that feel when cargo shorts are required for my work uniformOn the plus side, all dem pockets are great.
>>2792530Shut up.This is the time for fetishizing alien pseudohorses
>>2792521Too bad for him I'm six foot one and 157 lbs. Seems like that guy is on every time I post.also no IRC tonight because I didnt think I'd be on this long.
>>2792531I just don't wear shorts unless I'm engaging in strenuous physical activity.I have like twelve pairs of the same pair of pants, and I don't even give a fuck.
>>2792511New Mexico. Where people either work at Sandia Labs and make LEGO robots in their spare time, or work at Blake's Lotaburger and when asking me to make their computer work, helpfully add, "It's a Dell."
>>2792532Not him, but it's happened to me too, often followed with "ell-oh-ell"
>>2792441>Realize I have no Coke Pony in my folder.>I was going to spoiler all the innocent ones Artanon did.
ok MLPG, do you suppport the Argentine claim of the Falklands?
>>2792485nope. i haven't drawn genitals much and i didn't want to ruin this one. >>2792488I'm sorry to hear that anon, but thank you.>>2792530There's a show?>>2792494>>2792489>>2792528thanks!
>>2792532oh no, sadly I'm notI had never felt such anger in my life ever before
>>2792552>>2792505Fucking a, where do you find these people?
>>2792561Who the fuck cares about that?I'm here to pone
>>2792551>"It's a Dell."
>>2792550I have about twelve pairs of black or khaki cargo pants.
>>2792561As the futures world capital, I support anything in favor of Buenos Aires.
>>2792548>>2792548It seems like you're on every time I post. What happened to your promise to drop your name, you doofus?
my fucking quick reply bar disappeared on 4chanXwhat do?
>>2792561If proximity denoted ownership, we'd own Cuba and Mexico, and since Canada is an Alaska sandwich, that too.Good night.
>>2792578HOLY FUCK, SAME HERE! I wear nothing but plain black BDU pants I get from a military surplus store.I also made a pair of bell-bottom jeans. I wear them when I'm feeling groovy.
>>2792561No, it's never been Argentine. Falklanders are English speaking Anglos.Now back to pony
>>2792561I support the Argentinians and the British killing each other, and a Falklands War Round 2 might actually convince the british bigwigs their carriers are useless without a fucking fighter to fly off of them.>DECOMISSIONING THE HARRIER>BEFORE A REPLACEMENT IS IN SERVICEWHAT IN HOLY FUCK ARE YOU DOING BRITAIN
>>2792580If he didn't drop his name, everyone would assume he was me.
>>2792589Mexico isn't a island
>>2792588RefreshToggle "persistent QR"
>>2792532>Meet neckbeard on campus>Apparently knew him in high school>Can smell /v/ on him>He won't stop talking>2 minutes in, I bring up how "awesome" Reddit is>Stub toe on purpose>"Le rage face!">He's seething by now>"Oh, speaking of that, I saw this HILARIOUS lolcat a while back.">He just waddles away, seething
>>2792552Move out! Leave the country! It's over, no one is safe!
>>2792605>His filename when.
>>2792605You're a good person
>>2792605>Getting mad at silly things like thatI want to draw pinkie pie using shitty memes now
Good night mlpg
>>2792605I have a friend who likes Reddit and has no idea how 4chan even works. For some reason, he thinks I'm some kind of a big wheel over here and wants me to plug his shitty Youtube videos. He doesn't really understand the concept of anonymity and the fact that I have no reputation and the fact that his videos are shitty and I'm not going to be his whore.
>>2792605I met a ponyfag once.i used brony, brohoof, 20% cooler, and talked about past sinsand watch in joy as his facial expression went from unamused to very mad
>>2792561Didn't the Argentines learn their lesson from the last time?
>>2792624While Twilight goes into an autist-rage?
>>2792628Oh man, but your awesome reputation will help him strike it big in the youtube community!
>>2792624Why would you do this to Pinkie?
>>2792056Here you go.
>>2792629why would you do that?
>>2792629you are a bad person
>>2792580I forgot about it completely, because I was drunk?
>>2792630Actually, yes. That's why they're just making a lot of noise instead of invading anything. Argentina hardly has a military these days, anyways.
>>2792646That's hot
>>2792648Because it's funny. When I mentioned past sins he went "AGH, fuck this! Fuck you! And fuck your ponies!" and walked off.he was in my CS2 class
>>2792653All the ex-Nazis that secretly ran the country are dying out.
>>2792646too cute. it hurts!kawaii as fuck nigga
>It will never become common for schools to teach children how to shoot rifles
>>2792660You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.
>>2792646>Filename.You are a fucking wizard.And thanks for reminding me that I haven't included her in the fics, may have to adjust that.
>>2792666it won't work Satan
>tfw you now find Korra porn preferable to pony porn
>>2792660Liar.
>>2792666i knowit hurts
>>2792679>>2792668I am serious. He was autistic enough to imitate dead space.
>>2792678You've evolved. Leave us to wallow in marshmallow futa cum.
>>2792678I remember the first time I searched for Korra pornIt felt like heaven, there was so much good content, compared to the monstrosities one finds when searching MLP porn...
>>2792639This needs to be done>Pinkie as a GAIMURR GWORL would work also
>>2792660
>>2792678link some of that shit
what do you think of my pone mlpg
>>2792687Why Pinkie ;_;
g'night!
>You will never be Hank Hill's son>You will never make him proud every day by doing normal boy things
>>2792604Thanks but that didn't work for some reason.Now I'm fucking pissed. There's no reason it shouldn't be working. I've disabled it and enabled it, closed out of my browser and gone back in, all that. Nothing works. Fuck 4chanX so god damn hard.
>>2792686where
>>2792688>that fucking giflook at how he just dies inside after he realizes whats coming out
>>2792701from the thumbnail I thought she was taking a shit
>>2792698I wouldn't have him standing that uprightUgly noseI like his scarf and shirt6/10
>>2792703Stop using the mayhem version
>>2792706>>2792693Have you idiots never heard of Paheal or are you just too lazy to go use it?
>>2792706good old paheal
>>2792714but she's a stand up gal
>>2792701You have to stop walking into doors Fluttershy.
>>2792702>tfw your childhood was a leave it to beaver episode>your dad says he wished you would have been more of an individual but when you go on 4chan you feel good because everyone romanticizes the stereotypical american male
>>2792722Can;t really tell she's a pony when she's standing upright and it's from the waste up, just looks like an anthro creature.
>>2792698this does not even qualify as a pony
>>2792659
>you're taking a college lecture course>sit next to a guy>just your average dude-man>not attractive but not ugly, not a genius but not retarded, just normal>over a few weeks, you become "acquaintances">he comes in one day, sits down, you begin conversing about whatever it is you two talk about before class starts>mentions the temperature, takes off his jacket>reveals stylistically well-done pony shirt. not "20% cooler" or other brony faggotry. something nice and appealing>you even have to double take to make sure it's pony relatedIs this the part where you guys turn into assholes and shun the dude away because he has a shirt that he likes and wears it without giving a fuck about what random ass strangers think about his goddamn apparel?
mlspg im rdunk and ddepreesdenterentian me oe rs omeshitf cujk i dunnno is kjust wnana feell bertter
>>2792726>That feel when your dad plays more video games like you and you dress like him and drink like him and use foul language like him.
>>2792700 >Pinkie Pie, you are so random.>random>randumb>lolsorandumb xDtherefore, Pinkie is a Redditor
>>2792738Yes.
>>2792720>>2792719pahael is an extremely shitty site for porn, i was hoping for something better
>>2792751rule34.xxx
>>2792739I like music when I'm drunk.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUA5niPEZEMHell, listening to music drunk is half the reason I drink.
>>2792726>That feel when being an outdoorsy, tough, healthy, sports-playing American is now seen as something to romanticize instead of commonplace
>>2792716Not him, but updated to the aerosmith version and it works now.
>>2792738I am not autistic.I would say something like "Hey! You like that show too?" I would determine whether or not to get autistic from there.
>>2792747What would each pony's favorite website be?
>>2792738No, I give him le dick
>>2792751Well there's rule34booru, or Ponibooru with the right filter settings.
>>2792739you forgot to put your name on
>>2792663>>2792670Glad you enjoy them.I hate to draw and dash, but I'm going to have to turn in. I had a very, very long weekend and I could use some rest before I get back to work on Squeak's project.
>>2792747YOUR LOGIC HURTS MY SOUL
>>2792765Pinkie pie likes lolcatsnone of them go to 4chan
>>2792735You can't just kill off Tabasco fans, Smith.There are so few you can't even shake a stick at them.
>>2792767>ponibooruOh, you must not have heard
>>2792764>>2792738That's the best answer. Determination on your part to figure out full brony or just likes the show.Or just ignore it.
>>2792739>Drunk.>Still manages to type captcha correctly.Yes, I'm sure you are.
>>2792767>Ponibooruoh boy I got some news for ya
>>2792772Later man.Thanks for that.
>>2792774PfftTwilight frequents /tg/ and /sci/Dash recently just asked her if she's ever been to /b/ and she flipped
>>2792785Things like typing poorly drunk are largely placebo
>>2791049
>>2792794Now THAT I can see.
>>2792780>>2792788Oh.Well damn.
>>2792785its not that hard anon.it just takes abouyt 3 times
>>2792794>implying /sci/ talks about science
>>2792788>>2792780huh... waht happened?
>>2792765I imagine Twilight would search different things on Wikipedia for hoursand do her own research to check the facts of course.I'm sure Pinkie would have fun watching lolsorandum videos on youtube.Rarity just posts stuff on Facebook.
>>2792780I haven't heard, care to fill me in?
>>2792803oh godyou know what the worst feel is? if your IRL friends are summer
>>2792809>>2792805The guy running it didn't want to put in the effort and cash to keep it running since it was gettinf fairly large.
>>2792808>Twilight gets banned for trying to talk about science.
>>2792809>>2792812Why don't you go there and check it out?Jesus christ what is it about the internet that makes people so lazy
>>2792811>FacebookThe duckfaces, the attention whoring... it all makes sense now.
>>2792812www.derpibooru.org
should I download the ponibooru torrents?
>>2792819i dont notice anything different.. the site is up and everything...
>>2792811Fluttershy got really excited when she made her fur affinity accountIt wasn't what she thought it would be.
>>2792832Check the announcement idiot.
>>2792819Tex hasn't had a computer for awhile.Cut him some slack, newfag.
>>2792832http://www.ponibooru.org/endofanera.html
>>2792813He says it's not for financial reason.He says he just doesn't want to anymore and doesn't want anyone else to, either
>>2792830I don't know, should you?
>>2792834>implying it wasn't exactly what she thought it would be
>>2792836Chillax bro the announcement is in tiny blue text in the corner of the screen
>>2792836its fucking 4 am i can barely type shit to notice what's new on the site...
>>2792851Okay maybe not tiny anymore
>>2792845you don't know? should I?
>>2792851>ChillaxOh hey there RD
>>2792830Dunno. Why not? I'm doing it.
>you will never be Gilda's fangirl>sucking her shemale cock with enthusiasm while she looks away impatiently
>tfw you're not smart
>>2792876What the fuck is a Grizelda
>>2792884proto-Gilda
>>2792884Gilda before she was Gilda
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6618jYK0X1rqzv4yo1_1280.pngI'm not a huge fan when people draw genitals that color but, damn.
>4chan in charge of not breaking 4chanxFuck you moot
>>2792894Why would I be confused?
>>2792876>Liking GrizeldaI seriously hope you don't do this.>Gilda finally brings you home to meet her family>her little sister adores you, asking you all kinds of questions and being the bubbly, perky polar opposite of your girlfriend>she asks you to wrestle>you humor her>five seconds later you're locked into an arm-bar as Gilda laughs her ass off
>>2792894I'm thoroughly confused. I don't even like Fluttershy?
>>2792899What problem are you having?My friend on vent is having an issue with the quick reply in chrome
>>2792893Aww she's actually cute like that.I feel like they made her claws too big or something in the show. Not even close to cute pony standards.
>>2792894What's up with Jr putting confused in every single picture of that series?
>>2792920QR is borked
>>2792930In chrome? QR works fine for me in firefox
>>2792930Install the aeosynth version.
>>2792899He's over here if you want to yell at him, but that'd be really autistic.>>>/fit/13261988
QR working for me.
>>2792920same but backlinks and expanding images aren't working either
>>2792948On Chrome I should add.>>2792950Both those working fine for me as well.
>Attempting to freshen up my user style for 4chan>The tiling fucks up halfway down the pageWhy
>>2792935Firefox>>2792938I have
What ever happened to all the Spitfire fags?
>>2792964Hello, to improve the speed of 4chan page loading and to get rid of the occasional hanging, I have made recaptcha loading deferred, please email newhtml@4chan.org if you find any errors with it except it not loading until the page has fully loaded. That is intended behavior.
My QR and auto updater is brokeni'm F5'ing like a savage
huh? since when did sai get a proper aero titelbar? Or was it always like that and I'm just stupid
>>2792947
>>2792977don't use any styles, reinstall Aerosmith's and use Firefox
I bet the reason 4chan x is working fine for me is cause I haven't refreshed the page. It's going to break after I refresh the page watch
>>2792985that wasn't me but that's fucking hilarious
>>2792974She was the first pony I ever succumbed to rubbing one out to. Still the coolest pony on the show.
>>2792985God damnit MLPG
>>2793006Pie
>>2793014I don't get it.
>>>/sp/22467588THIS is how you shitpost, MLPG.
>>2793022http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ik6woU5ZZcg&t=0m27s
>>2792125>>2792127Okay so like..if you know me I'm a slow writer but 4chanX has been fucking me in the butt so I've been dicking around with that too. Point is shit's a lot slower than I want to to be. Here's a little start so you know I'm not dead.Rarity despite all the glamor and elegant appearances she puts up is a very gassy pony, a fact she hides from most others except you, her esteemed lover. Rarity only farts when she’s all by herself or when the two of you are alone together otherwise she holds it in no matter what. This can be problematic on the days she’s working at the boutique where there’s a constant flow of ponies coming in and out of the shop. When it comes to those days she never really gets a chance to escape from it all and relieve some of that internal pressure.
>>2793034Oh right, how did I forget that?
>>2792985I don't get it
Erryone sleeping.
Why does Youtube Link Title conflict with Linkify Plus
>>2793066He told anon not to ask Moot about 4chanx and he did anyways, what's not to get.>>2793082My favorite time of day
we ded
>>2793082No erryone ded
>>2793064>that tongueBut where does it come from?
>>2793083But it... doesn't?
So I'm actually looking forward to this Saturday's Bronycon. I take it we're all going to watch it on JB's livestream channel and be retarded and laugh at it. Getting together a lot of beer and barbeque and going to do nothing but that all day. What about you guys?
I was right refreshing the page broke 4chan xGoing to bed now g'night
>>2793105Ehh, I don't know. At least it gives us something to talk about, and hopefully we'll get some information regarding S3.
>>2793105>there will never be an MLPG cookout/BBQ;_;
>>2793086http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mNNWivqU0g&feature=related
Motherfucking 4chan X is fucking up again. I had to disable it to post. Anyone got a fix? Yes, I updated.
>>2793105I have to be at an anniversary celebration, so no stream for me.I really hope LK does that twitter thing, because I could make a twitter account to follow him and read it on my phone.
>>2793036>Rarity FartsMy boner wasn't prepared for this
>>2793123What twitter thing?
>>2793105Well, if it's anything like last year, we'll spend a good two days raging nonstop about it, then look back at the highlight reel and laugh.
>>2793121I hope you read the thread
>>2793110It's terribleI've resorted to 4chan plus
>>2793119So many fucking memories.
>>2793126He might set up a twitter account to report on what he sees in real time.I really hope he has time.
>>2793116If ever there was one, we probably shouldn't talk about ponies at all. That in turn will separate us from the bronies.
Just how old is Lyra, you guys?
wake up wake upits time tog o fast
>>279314020
>>2793140That's Lyra's Mom, Greensleeves
>>2793140More importantly. Why are there two?!
can someone help me? I'm searching for a wallpaper that matches this onespoiler because as off topic as it can get
>>2793151>Changeling spies theory
>>2793151nice catch
>>2793036>>2793124I made a promise to provide and I won't be stopped by 4chanX's attempts to shit all over things. You can't fucking stop me, nigga.Generally she is able to manage this minor inconvenience in her daily life. Come the end of the day when shop has finally closed, she’ll relax and symbolically let loose an entire day’s worth of stress in a stream of gassy expulsions. However some days are worse than others, on some days she has so much built up gas that her stomach noticeably bloats outwards to the point of giving her terrible cramps that make it difficult for her to expel her gaseous load. On days like this it is your duty to give her the sweet release that she deserves. Per her demands, this entails using both your hands for belly rubs and your mouth on her immaculate white butthole.The ritual is the same as always, she lies on her back, legs spread-eagle and proceeds to whine about how dreadful a day it was, not being able to relieve herself of the burden. You position yourself, head resting comfortably between her legs. Your vision is taken over by the sight of her fine round tush followed up by her puffy vulva and perky crotchboobs followed by the mound of her gas swollen belly finally ending with a cutoff view of her beautifully swirled purple mane.
>>2793140The actress pony who plays her in Twilight's ongoing morality play for Celestia to display her knowledge of friendship, with original characters played by random ponies from Ponyville, is about 21 years old.
>>2793140>Lyra>no horn
>>2793154Changeling? Did you just say... Changeling?
>>2793156if you use it with https you can use the qr if you click a post number
>>27931521 minute in google image search
>>2793140Wait a minute... Never mind, that's not a unicorn. Also, I see her in the background repeated.Just as there is a Bonbon pegasus, there is a Lyra earth pone.
>tfw ice cubes
>>2793140Old enough.
>>2793166That was the real Lyra.She was replaced by a changeling who hasn't aged since Twilight was a kid. She appears obsessed with humans because she wishes to spread the goo to our world.
>>2793171Bow chicka wow wow chicka wow wow.
>>2793168I already have that one, I'm running dual screens and I'm searching for a wallpaper that matches
>>2793121If you use the hotkey "i" you can still bring up the quick reply since clicking on the post numbers doesn't work.They'll probably have a fix out tomorrow/today so hold on to your undies. If you want to go yell at moot he's over here:>>>/fit/13261988>>2793120Linkify plus has always had conflict problems with 4chan x. If you edit the script it should work.From the 4chan x website: If Linkify Plus does not work with 4chan X, make sure to use Scriptish and edit Linkify Plus by adding // @delay 1 in its metadata block.I personally don't have problems with the youtube title script and linkify, you may want to try adding a delay into one of those as well; may help. Otherwise I have no clue.
>>2793170in your anus?
>>2793181Changeling. You said it again.... Changeling!
>>2793189Ew thats disgusting
>bored>think of plane pones>look up blackbird>the blackbird was not properly sealed until mid flight when it would heat up to 300c and expand>it got stronger as it was used more due to the constant reheating and cooling>none were shot down during their service period as they could outrun every other weapon and missile in the era>its radar signature was the size of a ball bearingwoahplanes are hella cool
>>2793185Well that's harder
>>2793156yes,don't let anything stop youMy boner demands it
>>2793198I knowthe only downside of having two screens
>>2793190Got a problem with evil bug pones?
>>2793203How do separate wallpapers on each screen
>>2793203Mirror it and it trace over it yourself and create your own arts
>>2793207
>>2793190We're different people but, did I spell it wrong? I'm too tired for this shit
>>2793210google
>>2793210Display settings? It's not hard to find.
>>2793210Get a program called ultramon
>tfw shoe brony is ded>you will never be able to buy pone shoes again
>>2793210displayfusion
>>2793195Scientists & Engineers are pretty fucking badass dudes.
>>2793213Nah. Just wanted to post a picture.
>>2793207>evil
>>2793212>Claims to hate xenos>Posts fish man
I've been listening to 70's Porn Music since I posted that "Bow chicka wow wow" post. What's wrong with me?
>>2793234She mind-controls & imprisons ponies.I'd say that's evil.
>>2793224Life is so cruel.
Night
>>2793240I'd say that's cute
>>2793236
>>2793247Oh, you'll do perfectly...
>>2793224but anon I already own a pair of WONDERBOLTS shoes
Would you rather have Fluttershy sing you a lullaby to sleep, or Seaty Belt?There is one right answer
>>2793240She had a billion children to feed.She is just a caring mother.
>>2793247I'd say you thinking that it's cute is quite heretical.
>>2793253TO THE CHRYSALIS CAVE
>>2793259>>>2793244
>>2793259Well, Fluttershy would be more soothing and help me sleep better...But I can't pass up a performance from Sweetie. I love soul music and I love that little filly. Even if she keeps me up, I choose her.
>that feel when starting to like Chrysalis more than CelestiaIT IS A GOOD PAIN
>>2793259Probably FluttershyThough given the choice I'd swiftly say Twilight
>>2793261So why don't they just all get girlfriends? Why the imprisonment and mind-control?
>>2793273I felt that way from the beginning. Celestia is boring.
>>2793261Maybe if she used BIRTH CONTROL!
>>2793280Because changelings are outcast and hated.No one gave them a chance.
152 images. New horse where.
>>2793284>implying killing your own children is not evil
>>2793285THEY CAN TRANSFORM INTO ANY SHAPE!
>>2793287Stop it;_;
>>2793284Maybe if she used unbirth control
>>2793287
>>2793281>implying Chrysalis isn't worse
4chan x is broken for me.
>>2793273>>2793281I prefer Luna to both of them.
>>2793302She's certainly not more boring.And she's probably the sexiest creature on the show, and that comes from a committed oneofthemainsixfag.
>>2793291Magic can discriminate against them.
>>2793308BOOOOO!!!
>>2793308>long drive home>mp3 player dead, no radio stations>look up to moon, imagine Luna looking after me>feel betterWhy am I so autistic sometimes
>>2793311But she IS boring. Her powers aren't unique. The only thing she has going for her is that she has a useless army.
>>2793281>>2793273gb2 changelingville heretics
>>2793314WELL MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T BE SO HATED IF THEY.... oh, I don't know.... DIDN'T MIND CONTROL AND IMPRISON PONIES??Captcha: 11,000 women
>>2793319I know that feel.
>>2793302and yet, She still loves you, anon. even when you hurt Her. especially when you hurt Her.
>>2793327Desperate times calls for desperate measures.
>>2793306read the thread and the announcement on /g/
>>2793325Xeno scum. What are you going to do?Oh right.PURGE THEM!
>>2793318Y-you too.
>>2793328that video gave me feels everywhere
>>2793319I wouldn't try that with Celestia
>>2793332
>>2793320Celestia has literally ZERO personality.Chrysalis: 1. Is creepy and unique-looking2. Is conniving, sneaky, and hubristic3. Is an awesome fucking singer4. Has beautiful eyes5. Fucks with Silver Surfer and imprisons CadenceCelestia is just a perfect princess who's had next to no lines over the course of 52 episodes. At least Chrysalis has the decency to show up once and leave a good impression.
>>2793306Check>>2793188Otherwise I can't help you
Why is 4chan x fucked up for me?
What's good, MLPG?
>>2793348>nice sunny day>be happy>say thanks to the sun>...Why the fuck I did that?
>>2793361write
>>2793357Hey, fuck you. She's had personality, you've just been too autistic to pick up on it.
>>2793361
>>2793361Princesses and a queen
>>2793361moot broke something again while trying to help. We mostly ded.Not much otherwise
>>2793357>Celestia has literally ZERO personalityBenevolent and motherly ruler who's playful and not above a prank, and gets serious when her subjects are threatened.
>>2793361I will be productive, the whole day.
>>2793374>Too autistic to imprint my own headcanon upon a generically perfect deus ex machina.
>>2793361Dolph Ziggler
>>2793308Agreed.
>>2793378 Every time I see that gif.It's so pretty.I love it
>>2793378This GIF arouses me. I want to see modified versions for each of the main six.
>>2793385She has been a deus ex machina exactly once, and that was to stop Ponyville from raping a doll. Every other situation she's largely kept from doing everything herself. She prefers to be supportive and offer guidance.
>>2793393those pupilsunf
>>2793344>Can only think of Luna from Rarity Quest.>All she wants is a pillar, something to lean against as she adjusts to things.>Someone who will be there when she thinks the rest of society thinks she is just a fool, there to re-assure her that she isn't.Perhaps she at first was just aggressively just looking for a lover, but in the end, she found someone who would love her.
>>2793381>moot>breaking thingsNot big surprise.>>2793384Good on ya bro.
>>2793376HAHAHA WHAT A STUPID PONY
>>2793357Not to mention she's more powerful than Celestia.
>>2793389My negro.
>>27933571) Opinion.2) Sneaky? Connving? She told the ponies in Canterlot that she was going to attack before attacking. The hell? And hubiristic. Welcome to every other villain.3) Opinion.4) Opinion.5) Nightmare Moon imprisoned CELESTIA without any help. Say what you will about Celestia but the fact that NMM could imprison her with no trouble makes her leagues better than Chrysalis. And I won't even start on how Celestia feared Discord.
Guys, quick reply won't work with 4chanX. If I enable it, it breaks the whole thing.how fix
>>2793401Goretastic play a video game.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGuSfbkgmus
>>2793413>Is an awesome fucking singer>OpinionNow I will call you Ross for no reason.
>>2793376Where is the Pinkie version of that?
>>2793416Jesus christ try to read a little.Use the hotkey to bring up the quick reply.Default is ' i 'Clicking on post numbers doesn't do anything.It'll probably get fixed in like 5 hours so everyone just calm the fuck down.
>>2793398I can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but that gif does something special to me as well.
>>2793406Incorrect. She was only more powerful than Celestia when she had the B.S. "power of Love" on her side. When she first engaged Celestia in their Harry Potter combat she lost all confidence in herself. She knew she was weaker than Celestia. She still made a plan which involved Celestia being there. She's stupid and a 0/10 villain.
>>2793413Also, to add on your last pointChrysalis didn't have SCARYTREESYeah, she's got nothing on Nightmare Moon
>>2793417But I already pop into the occasional mafia horse.
>>2793440I love me some mafia horse.
Post your draw music.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kN4SnQHDl5k
>>2793413>Nightmare Moon imprisoned CELESTIA without any help. Say what you will about Celestia but the fact that NMM could imprison her with no trouble Nigga what?
>All this hating on Celestia>Calling her boring, plain, and saying she has no personalityMLPG, I've never been so sad. Please tell me there are people here that still love this beautiful, funny, motherly, and down-to-earth princess.
ded 2 da max
>>2793402>>2793426
>>2793457I like her.I just like the other one better.
>>2793452>Draw music.>Draw.
Guys, stop arguing! Bugfags can have their queen and sunfags can have their princess.JUST LET ME HAVE THE SEXY LEETLE FFFFFILLIES!!!
>>2793455>Not knowing the plot of the first two episodes.You're kidding. You're kidding, right?
>>2793461Talk about a ball emergency.
>>2793468When the fuck did NMM imprisoned Celestia
>>2793457But of course, I've loved that glorious horse since the beginning!
>>2793457I do, anon, I do. Princess Celestia is the best character in whole series, but it takes time for retards to realize this.Don't listen to MLPG, it is full of bronies nowadays. They even hate Rose.
>>2793457I can't say that I love her. I don't really know her that well. I think she seems nice, but she'd be tough to relate to.
>>2793471
>>2793464Taking a beak from composing music?Get back to work!
>>2793471oh jeez
>>2793473>>2793475Thank you, guys. I needed my faith restored.
>>2793466But my allegiance lies with THE EMPRAH!
>>2793483Well, fuck you, I'll make sure you're fully slimed.
Would you prefer your waifu in human or ponyform?Because, god damnit, that picture really gets me... I'm not sure anymore
>>2793477Pinkie looks at the camera so damn often. I think she's looking at me.
>>2793457Of course. She's been my favorite pone since BNE.
>>2793496
Am I autistic if I really, really want to get a small tattoo of Celestia's cutie mark on the back of my shoulder?It wouldn't be obvious, it would just look like a sun. I grew up in Florida, so it's not unexplainable or anything. Nobody would know what it was. I just want a personal mark to show my faith in my godqueen.
>>2793490PonyAlways pony if you can choose
>>2793490Well, the Pinkie picture that's gotten to me the hardest is that one of her, naked, leaning backwards across a bed with her tongue out.I think I'd still prefer her to be pony, but really it's not about how she looks. It's her mind and her spirit.
>>2793490I think ponyform, I don't know why. I guess I just identify her with pony better.Either way works though just for the love of god not both
>>2793489I'll die before letting even a single drop of your vile goo touch my skin.
>>2793490Pony. I'd prefer a pet to a girlfriend.
>>2793505That doesn't sound like an absolutely terrible idea.
>>2793505Not autistic, just stupid.
>>2793501That face looks very G1.
>>2793505Well tattoos are retarded, but no, as far as designs go Celestia's cutie mark has always been the one pony-related thing I'd ever sport in public.
>>2793490human, of course.
>>2793490>imply I would "waifu" one of these Xenos.
>>2793505If it's for the pony then yeah it's autistic. But I'd say go for it anyways, since it's so generic.
>>2793512Pony is not to be subjugated! Pony must be wild and free!
>>2793490Human form.>A tall, shy girl with long pink hair that covers half her face>She owns a ton of animals and probably works at a vet clinicMy heart
>>2793526PETA pls go.
>>2793508do post
>>2793527>She has to wear adult diapers when she goes to bed because of her "accidents".
>>2793472I would like to think that Celestia used a spell that had a double edge on it.She knew it was powerful enough to banish the demon that was her sister, but the elemnts of harmony had a price.As soon as one banishment was over, another one began.Celestia was rolling on a gambit, she would go through with the elements contract and accept her banishment as Nightmare Moon got back into control.She had the new bearers ready for the elements to accept, they having been in a dormant state for so long, ready to accept a new 'contract'.After everything is said and done, the elements are back in play, and the princesses are forced out of a feedback banishment.
>trying to get the quick reply box to show up>new tabs, new window, the hotkey>NOTHING WORKHELP ME
>>2793531I think it was posted just one or two threads ago.
>>2793532Still wouldn't mind.I'd secretly find that even more adorable.
>>2793527>She owns a ton of animals and probably works at a vet clinicShe'd probably stink.
>>2793532That might be a bonus to a few people in this thread.
>>2793543I realize this. It's my headcanon that Fluttershy would always smell like a zoo.It'd just make her that much more unique.
>>2793541Okay, okay, you win. She's yours, you deserve her.
>>2793527she'd stink like hell. even if she didn't, her place would.
>>2793512>not fucking your petsNigga, what?
>>2793558>Implying her house doesn't smell like incense and weed all the time.
>>2793490Pony.
>>2793552You truly are a Flutterwaifu fagMy hat's off to you sir
>fluttershy>a vetBut ponyville already has a canon vet, fluttershy is pretty much the equivalent of a crazy cat lady.
>>2793558see >>2793552
>>2793561Where did I say I wouldn't fuck her?
>>2793566She's more along the lines of a park warden or Wildlife Rescue Operations personnel or something.
>>2793566I think of her more as a kind of park ranger.
>>2793566Well, remember, she was disturbed by the fact that animals in the Everfree take care of themselves. Same with Dash, and the weather happening on its own.Fluttershy has to take care of the animals, just as the weather team has to make and control weather.
>>2793563Where's this Stonershy stuff coming from?
>>2793566no, Fluttershy is a hippy chick who volunteers at animal clinics and shit, who just happens to be good with animals.
>>2793537could you please link me to it?
Has anyone got that picture of Pinkie pulling back her hair and making a face and saying "Look. I'm Nicolas Cage"?
>>2793566She's more like one of those 24/7 emergency animal hospitals.As a kid, my cat always brought back half-dead birds and squirrels and things. I'd always put them in a shoebox and personally bike 3 miles to the shelter and drop them off.Why can't Fluttershy be real?
>>2793580Because she's a huge hippie.
>>2793583Right here: >>2791116
>>2793586your cat thought you were a cunt.
>>2793586>Fluttershy will never be the one pony to nurse you back to health after you entry into Equestria almost kills you.
>>2793600na, it's not drawn too well
>>2793605>Pinkie will never throw a welcome party around you while you're bedridden from your injuries.
>>2793586They probably just euthanized all those animals you brought on the spot, you know.
>>2793604>Your cat brought you kills.>You threw them away.
>>2793604Buts cats bring you their prey to show that they love you
>>2793586You're cat thought you were a useless kitten and was trying to teach you to hunt.
>>2793605>>2793613>Twilight will never attempt to study and catalogue you as a new species as you recover.
>>2793207Nope.
>>2793615Nah, it was a no-kill shelter. The kind that goes to shitty summer camps to replace a canceled fieldtrip and shows off the animals they're helping heal, y'know?
>>2793534That's interesting...Meh I just think she went into hiding.Lauren said that almost everything was basically orchestrated by Celestia.She planned to use Twilight against NMM. She planned that Twilight would get the Element of magic and use the elements to cure Luna.A direct confrontation would have been stupid because that could only end with one of them winning.So either she would have had to use the elements again to banish NMM which would have made her 1000 year work in progress fail or let herself at the mercy of her sister that was filled with rage which wouldn't be a smart move at all.But to say that NMM banished Celestia? That doesn't even make sense.That would require her to go behind the curtain, somehow banish Celestia, then disappear again just to reappear a few seconds latter, all this in the span of 5 seconds.And if she had that power why the fuck was she imprisoned? She knew how powerful the elements were. She used them with Celestia to defeat a being that was way above them when it comes to power. I'm pretty sure the first order of business would be >Become NMM>imprison Celestia in the first few seconds after that
>>2793629you really should do more Chrysalis, so kawaii
>>2793629>The everything in that pic.
>>2793632>A few seconds latter>LatterYA FUCKED UP, ANON
>>2793629 Wow thats ugly
>>2793644I want to do more everybody, clean or not, it's just that sometimes I sit there and stare at a blank piece of paper and nothing happens.I know what will fix this. Music!
>>2793663I know that feel, what's it like drawing porn though, I've never done it...
>>2793663>you will never rub a pone belly
hey TAW
>>2793663I don't want to annoy you or something but I was curious if you finished that Rarity and Twilight at an art museum pic you said you'll do to try a new thing or something?Unless that wasn't you. I'd just fell like a retard if it wasn't you
>>2793629>>2793629>>2793629> that ugly vagina and buttholeplease, never, NEVER post it again.NEVER
>>2793668>you will never rub your face in a pone's belly
>>2793684Real vaginas are much more horrifying
Aw shit, twenty minutes until I'm off work, post more ponies.
>>2793667...That same as drawing anything? All the same principles still apply, maybe it's a bit more challenging in the positioning department, a bit like action or fight scenes.And people take their erotica very seriously, for whatever reason. You can scribble kawaii desu moeblob faceshots in a vacuum all day, no one cares, but if a mature image is lazy...
>>2793701
>>2793701Any preferance?
>>2793701pony?
>>2793704Eh, I guess I'll just keep my pony clean.I don't want to attract that fandom
>>2793632>But to say that NMM banished Celestia? That doesn't even make sense.No, what I am saying is the spell Celestia used on NMM had a double edge.As soon as she unleashed it, the Elements took control in banishing Nightmare Moon.But, they had a timer, after the timeline was up, and one was released, the other would be imprisoned in her place.Fuck i hope this is making sense.
>>2793701GET BACK TO WORK TEX
>>2793701ok
>>2793679Not yet. Ended up with the Rarishy one instead. If you rely on me for drawfaggotry, you'll end up disappointed. That's why my tumblr is called art without prediction...I suck at requests, I go to draw one thing, it's something else by the end...
>>2793714No I got it from the first time. I wasn't referring to you.I was referring to >>2793413
>>2793725Oh...You'll still do that some time in the future right?
>>2793725Since you're probably gonna hang here for a bit instead of drawing because y'know how it is.What's the cutest picture you've drawn, in your own opinion?
>>2793721But I am working. I sell ponies and pony accessories.
I barely have any pictures of Fluttershy.Can we post some Fluttershy?
>>2793752
>>2793739
>>2793752Sure anon
>>2793712>Saving that>Ever
>>2793761Dang, that is cute.
>>2793752>wanting pictures of the autistic one
>>2793752hAVE SOME FLUTTERSHY
>>2793764BUT ITS SO TRUEI LOVE STEP TWO, IT'S MY FAVORITE
>get tablet >start drawing for a few days, get a hang of some things, still suck>lose access to tablet for a few months>finally recover it>no motivation>finally get motivations and ideas for what to draw so I can practice>can't even draw a pony doing nothing from the sideEverything is just wrong. How the fuck do I even fuck the proportions so bad?Anyway this is just temporarily right? I mean I still want to practice and shit so I'll recover right? Not that there's much to recover
>>2793764dafty pls
>>2793770>Most autistic oneBut Fluttershy isn't Twilight.
>>2793156>>2793167>>2793202Dear anons looking forward to this fucking fic,God I suck and should seriously write this shit out way more ahead of time instead of drunkenly deciding to do things spur of the moment. I'm sorry. Everything should be out later on today. That is all. While emphasizing how bloated and hideous she looks, she roughly pats her bloated tummy which makes a hollow sound each time her hoof makes contact with the taut surface. She is most definitely full of gas today and you’ll never hear the end of her complaining until you’ve helped relieve her of it. You find yourself marveling at her stomach, amazed that so much gas could build up in one pony. You tune out the drone of her ranting until her hoof starts knocking on your head. She glares down at you and you look back up innocently into her burning gaze. She snaps at you, asking if you’re even paying attention. You nod and reassure her that you’ve been listening. She repeats her question of whether you agree that a pony of her status having such a curse is unfair. This is a loaded question and you’ve come to expect such things from her after being together for as long as you have. Whether you try to reason that it’s not so bad or that it is truly unfair she’ll twist whatever you say and use it against you. Taking a brief moment, you think out an answer that will give you the least amount of lip from her. Finally with a response in mind, you reason that regardless of whatever so called flaws she may have that she’s a top class pony who’s worthy of being a part of the upper crust in Equestria making sure to add that you love her no matter what. You beam brightly up at her and although she turns her head with a scoff, the light pink blush blooming across her face says you’ve done well. She waves her hoof at you hastily and orders you to get to work on relieving her of this terrible gas.
>>2793748 >
>>2793782>Twilight >more autistic than the yellow oneWhat?
>>2793780when was the last time jr stopped by?
>>2793775The more you do it the better you'll get.So draw.If you still think everything looks wrong just do some circles and boxes and junk.
>>2793793I last saw him at some point last week.
What the fuck.
>>2793802He was here earlierwriting sexual things
>>2793796I'll draw don't worry.But tomorrow. Have shit to do now.I finally have some ideas on what to draw and I want to draw so I'm not passing this occasion.I was a lazy piece of shit enough timeAnd I want to be capable of making the General happy even if I'll never be like bigger artists.
well thois thread was soemthing
>>2793809>I have no mouth and I must scream.jpg
>>2793819>TomorrowI'll do it TOMORROWAnd then tomorrow comeand guess what you say>ILL TO IT TOMORROW
Imagine you can sing and play guitar(props if you can)Would you sing a song to a pony?
>>2793807Hey, look at this, far more interestinf than that image that does not exist!
>>2793809>Only one butterfly
>>2793787I will also add that I should've fucking changed it to add actual dialogue with quotes and what not instead this..this..implied dialogue or whatever it's called that you'd expect from a greentext or something. I can't emphasize how terrible I am..I shouldn't beat on myself this much but I can't help it.
>>2793827I can play guitar, but can't sing to save my lifeso no
>>2793808He was the one writing the Lyra stories right? Did he ever come back and do more?
>>2793830Fuck those masks were creepy.
>>2793826Dude I have a lot of things to do now. And it's late.I really can't.I want to draw. Like I said I finally got motivation again.
>>2793827Sure, I'd only need to learn how to sing
>for the past several years i've been wrestling with what it means to be grown-up or an adult or whatever and how i still feel like a kid at age 32 and i'm still invested in all this "kid" stuff like Ninja Turtles and Final Fantasy 7 and Gamera, i dress pretty much the same as i did 10-15 years ago (i even still wear a couple shirts i had in elementary school, they still fit), i'm still a "nerd/geek," i work at home drawing comics in my pajamas which sure doesn't help since i've never had a real "grown-up" type job (sure as hell not complaining about that, though! haha), while the rest of my family is pretty traditionally "adult," including my younger sister, and most of my friends are that way too, so i feel like sometimes they've grown and changed while i've stayed the same.>sometimes i look around my apartment, which is probably really tame by nerd standards, i don't have a lot, and i think "where did i make the wrong turn? what kind of life is this?" and i think it needs to be time to put away childish things and all that. i wonder why my friends and family don't get invested in something the same way i do, like if there was some biological process that normally should happen that didn't happen in meOh god
>>2793843what what lyra stories? oh god please someone link this oh god my dick
>>2793845IF YOU'RE HERE YOU CAN DRAW
>>2793844Fluttershy seems to attract a lot of creepy>Those eyes earlier in the episode>Those slenderbunnies
4chan x seems borked to me. I cant quote a post anymore by clicking the post number
>>2793849>and most of my friends are that way too, so i feel like sometimes they've grown and changed while i've stayed the same.>where did i make the wrong turn? what kind of life is this?
>>2793836 Sort of unrelatedBefore I forget here's this screencapped
>>2793854Actually I'm also reading a book that I need to know perfectly till tomorrow.You guys are the only thing that prevent me for falling asleep while reading it
>>2793868I also wondered that many time.Then I realized that I'm enjoying it. I may be childish but fuck that I can act normal in society, I have friends to whom I talk.In the end what exactly does it mean to be an adult? And why do we need to be one?Fuck you if I have fun doing things that I like and I enjoy I never made a wrong turn.
What happened to 4chan x?
>>2793836I'm still here anonI'm enjoying it so don't worry about itYou mind putting it on pastebin when your done?
>>2793850Found it. Hopefully it is what you were wanting
Who is holding the Marker?
>Sitting alone>MLPG ded>Listening to dumb shit like Wonderwall, I Miss You, Iris, and Chasing CarsI wish I knew what I wanted to do. Life is so ded.
>>2793924I can move it.
>>2793924anon
>>2793874>drunken vore farts.jpg
>>2793929I wish you had a better taste in music
>>2793195>outrun all weapons in the eraI guess Blitz really is the slowest asides Airliner, right?
>>2793936Me too
>>2793940what's holding you back then?
>>2793929>Wonderwall>Chasing CarsGod I feel like such a faggot but those damn songs still get me.
>>2793948My plebe tastes.
>>2793910I've never pastebinned anything before but I'm sure I could figure it out. I'm glad to know at least one person is enjoying it. But I'm on EST and it's almost 7:15AM here. I need some sleep. Since you seem to be the only one enjoying it, what's a good time for you? I can maybe wake up around or before then and build upon my original story.
>>2793955>implying you cannot change that
>>2793924I am. Any marker can move it though.
>>2791856Wait, where's the "/co/ is love"?
>>2793961I try.Most of the time it doesn't work.What do you listen to?
>>2793964we need new horse first thoughif no ones gonna make it I will
>Pinkie will never reveal to you all the secrets of the cosmos.
>>2793967I was wondering that too, I just figured it was an edit.Alternatively love is ded
we still have 25 images to go
>>2793971We're at 224 imagesWhy would you make a new horse?
>>2793976No images, only dreams.
>>2793973What the hell does Pinkie know about the cosmos?
>>2793673heee :3
My underwear are absolutely full of semen right now.
>>2793956I'm only an hour behind you CST so anytime in the night threads i suppose
>>2793993Wouldn't that be 'is'?Unless...
>>2793986Whatever happened to the >PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER fanon?
>>2793973>You will never drift through the cosmos with Carl Sagan as he reveals the secrets of life and the little things that make it so beautiful>As you begin to learn how the universe is, truly you and Carl will never ascend beyond your common man together, in your spaceship of the imagination>The little instances and coincidences that make you what you are today will never speak to you and fill your mind with so many wonders>You will never make an apple pie from scratch
>>2793973She would be a more insane version of the Hitchhiker's Guide.>"Ok silly, see, space is like REALLY REALLY BIG, I mean like HUGELY GIGANTICALLY MASSIVELY BIG. I mean, it's a LOOOOOOONG way to the other side of the Everfree, but that's just peanuts to space!"
>>2794013;_;C-can Pinkie come too?
>>2794021My dear, everyone can come.
I think moot is a funny guy
>mfw I was about to make a carl sagan reference>mfw that was more than enough
>>2794021She's waiting for you on the other side.>"Now that you know all this, anon... Now that I have taught you the true nature of the universe... Now that you have floated through time and space, given birth to reality, and made an apple pie from scratch... Now you may say hello to your one true love."
>>2794046>"WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME! A FINE WELCOME TO YOU!"
This peace.I like it.I like you guys right now.
>>2794004Well that should work out then. I have things I have to do on Tuesday so I'm not going to be on this damn early in the morning. 2:00AM my time is the latest I'd be comfortable with staying up so be on the look out for me anytime before then.
>>2794064I like us too, for once
Sketching is fun.
>>2794013>This plays the whole time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt_K1hmLpSs
>>2794064all the shitposters are unable to post shit with the borked QR
>>2793974>>2793967Actually that was one of the last stages of the drawing when Dooks asked me to show him what I was drawing, apparently he gave the imgur link to the Steam chat
>>2794064I like you too, Anon.♥
Rose, are you here?I know you are, pretty wings please?
So about that princess discussion early.I myself am a diehard sunfag, but it appears that there are more lunafags and bugfags these days.Who do you prefer and why?
>>2794067Cool
>>2794071What does batman think about sketching?
>>2794076 That's serene and terrifying at the same time.Scratch that, incredibly terrifying.
>>2794085I've always been a passive sunfag. She's so beautiful.
IT'S GO TIME
>>2794085Well, I think Chrysalis is incredibly sexy.BUT I know she would mind control, imprison, enslave, corrupt, or kill mai waifu and all our pony friends, so I do not swear allegiance to her.As for Celestia and Luna, they're okay.
>>2794085I prefer Celestia.She's warm and comforting. I can imagine her presence being like feeling the sun on your skin during a light drizzle. Warm, so warm and relaxing.I'd really love to just sit and talk with her. I'd tell her in detail about life as humans, and she'd be awed at how difficult and complicated it is. She'd tell me what it was like being a princess.That's all I want to do with her. Talk.
if you drink bleach right now, this hand could be yours
>>2794113No offense, but I don't like Lyra.
>>2794113No because ponies are not that tiny, you are a liar.
>>2794100Dafty pls go
>>2794107I want to sit out on one of the balconies overlooking Canterlot and rest against her. I want her to drape a wing over my body, and I want her to point at places and tell me about them. I just want to feel her body and hear her voice.
no, dafty, nonot today
>>2794085I like them all, but I'll always be a sunfag
>>2794122>"Everything the light touches is our kingdom."
>>2794121no
>>2794134Ouch...
faster, new horse imminent
>take half a dose of powdered MDMA>spend light trip on /fit/>sleep after it wears off>wake up and stare at the rising sunguys I know how to fix my life now
>>2794134>But what's that forest over there?
>>2794141No more horses nigga, this is the last one.Today we all die after a collective masturbation
>>2794148>Kid, what the fuck did I just say?
>>2794148>That's where we keep the zebra.
>>2794085Never interested in the princess that much till a few months ago till I actually thought about them more.Became a sunfag that day. She's forth best pony, sharing that position with Pinkie.Still like Luna a lot but she's lower. Chrysalis is cool and all but I'm not really interested in her or most of her zerg fanon
>>2794138dafty plsplsdaftypls daftypls
>>2794122I'd love to be there in the early morning when she dawns her ceremonial robes and rises the sun.I don't think I'd ever get tired of seeing her in her apex of power.
>>2794171>Implying she doesn't just head down to the boiler room, flip an old switch, and pop up the sun cartoon-style.
>>2794170Haven't seen you tripfagging in months, draw Lyra with a fancy hat to feel it like the old times.
>>2794171>you spend all night waiting to glimpse the majesty of the celestial dawn>she rolls out of bed, kicks open one of her windows, and shouts "WAKE UP EVERYBODY!" while the sun pops up>then she goes to get a fucking coffee
>>2794170 ／ ＼ ／ ＼ ／ (●） （●）＼ | （ﾄｪｪｪｪｪｪｪｪｲ） | _＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_ ＼ ＼ェｪｪｪェ／ ／ . | | |＿＿／ `ヽ | | || | / ,. i | | || | / / ｉ | . | | || | | ⌒ ーnｎｎ | | |_|_＿＿＿＿_＿＿＿＿_|￣ ＼＿_､(“二）￣￣￣￣￣ｌ二二ｌ二二 ＿|_|＿_|＿ ＿＿＿_ ／ ＼ ／ ＼ ／ (●） （●） ＼ | （ﾄｪｪｪｪｪｪｪｪｲ） | _＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿_ ＼ ＼ェｪｪｪェ／ ／ .| | |＿＿／ `ヽ | | || | / ,. i | | || | / / ｉ | . | | || | | ⌒ ーnｎｎ | | |_|_＿＿＿＿_＿＿＿＿_|￣ ＼＿_､(“二）￣￣￣￣￣ｌ二二ｌ二二 ＿|_|＿_|＿okay oh god I hope this worked
PARANORMAL ACTIVITYGOVERNMENT DENIES KNOWLEDGETHE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
>>2794182>Celestia trudges into the kitchen, pours herself a cup of coffee, adds cream and sugar, and sits down at the kitchen table still trying to wake up>When her coffee is finished she puts her cup in the sink, sighs, and rubs her eyes>She opens the basement door, heads down, and flips a switch>Sun pops up>She lays back down in her bed>Sleeps for another 3 hours
>>2794196
>>2794196Nice work.
Lyra a samurai helmet with a lyre is fancy enough for you?
>>2794211YES
>>2794211Why has nobody drawn Lyra playing the lyre while looking at a burning Rome from her balcony?
That dude at the end of My Little Dashie should have been allowed to get to Equestria. I mean, jesus, it's the least they could have done after taking care of Dash for like 20 years or whatever it was. I think if that really happened, they'd let him into Equestria. It just seems like LOL BAD END FOR EXTRA FEELS.
Just 11 more images...
>>2794234>He actually read My Little Dashie.
>>2794234>Actually reading that gigantic pile of shit
>>2794237Let's post some purple then
>>2794228I will do it.Just wait 1-2 day.haha
>>2794242>>2794243>Hating something you haven't read.
>>2794237>>2794251Stop trying to jump the horseThis a nice, peaceful thread.Let it go naturally.
>>2794234>>2794242>>2794243It's like April all over again.
>>2794255What the heck kind of filename is that?
>>2794234>Local man discovers a My Little Pony fanfiction was shit
>>2794257But I've read the first few paragraphs and it was 100% shit
>>2794257>hating shoving a power drill up your ass before you've tried it
>>2794185H-HERE I GO!
>>2794265I've been cheated.Been mistreated.When will I be loved?
>>2794255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4MAYyM_wh0
>>2794257Yeah, I mean even I read Fallout Equestria. I'm keeping up to date with the fanfic's fanfic, Project Horizons too just because it's so awful that it's actually hilarious. And greentexting about it at the end of a horse's life always makes the passing so much easier.
>>2794284OH MY GOD! YOU ARE GETTING BETTER NIGGA!Thanks.
>>2794283>Making crazy-ass irrelevant metaphors.But, seriously. I read it like a year ago, and I was just thinking about it for some reason.I think the ending is the most nonsensical part of the whole thing. There's literally zero reason why he shouldn't be allowed to live in Ponyville.
Before Thunderlane could reply, Trixie’s horn sparkled with a bright, violet glow, and his suit wiggled its way off of his body before flinging across the room. It smacked into a hat rack, knocking it over with a loud clatter. A startled cat yelped and scurried up the staircase. Trixie took no notice. Instead she levitated something from behind the stacks of clothes: a pair of lacy, pink panties, with a little red bow on the front.“What the hell is—” Thunderlane began before he felt Trixie’s magic yank the back of his tail, pulling his rear and back legs into the air. The panties slid their way between his legs, snapping against his waist, the pink fabric settling snug around his crotch. With a satisfied chuckle, Trixie lowered him back down to the ground. “Get this thing off me!” Thunderlane hissed, blushing furiously.“Why should I?” Trixie said. “Isn’t that what a pretty filly like you should be wearing?”Thunderlane glared daggers at her, before turning his head around, trying to pull at the panties with his teeth. But his head was just barely out of reach, and the more he squirmed, the more his sheath rubbed up against the panties. It made him feel…well, he couldn’t explain it. It felt shameful, degrading, but exciting all the same.There was a crash upstairs. “Opal?!” Rarity’s voice echoed from the staircase. “What’s the matter, dear?”
>>2794301Nayshe is a griffonand she's not my girlfriend, she's my waifu. That's the whole point of having a waifu.
>>2794284>those eyesUGUU~
>>2794316
get fucked nanaki
SIGN MY POODLES'IL VOUS PLAITSIGN MY POODLES'IL VOUS PLAIThemmenannahammanannahemmenannahammanannaPOODLEPOODLE
>>2794316Nice, you might repost it later
>>2794337That's just what I was thinking.
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/phoenix/res/15678.html
>>2794316YESYESYES
why is this so hard?
I never have any idea what to say to these kinds of things.
>>2794378>>2794378>>2794378>>2794378>>2794378NEW HORSE
>>2794375"No"?
>>2794359>Shipping boardNOPE
>>2794375
>>2794375PFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
