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My Little Pony General
Last Thread: >>2738611
Brought to you by the letter Butts
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>rape
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>rape
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Why is Fluttershy such a bad dancer?
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>some cry
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>>2743231

I like GG ponies.They look asian, and not too much like the show. In celebration,here's a plane-girl that reminds me of his monster girls.
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Applejack's butt becomes separated from her body and wanders around town
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PURGE THE XENO FILTH!
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PONIES RANKED FROM MOST AUTISTIC TO LEAST AUTISTIC

Yellowautism
Purpleautism
Pinkautism
Blueautism
Whiteautism
Orangeautism
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>>2743302
>tfw Mocha will never visit us aagin
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>>2743293
Drop the trip, fgt
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>>2743287
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>>2743311
Good
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It hurt's to live!
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>>2743297
Applejack is a dumb pony, she put those on backwards!

It's okay, I still love her.
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>>2743297
Would you a disembodied Applejack butt?
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>>2743306
AND THE HERETICS! AND THE MUTANTS!
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>planes
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>>2743332
RONBO DOSH
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>>2743293
Ms. Trachtenberg, pls go.
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>>2743293
Ah yes, what started all this.
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>>2743333
>all those threes look like ponybutts to me now

I NEED SLEEP
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>>2743340
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>>2743338
Mah Battle Brother.
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>>2743352
Here's a better version so you know what's going on.
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You know what are better than pony butts

Pony buts with panties

Post purple butt with panties please, but any other is fine
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>>2743332
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>>2743340
>>2743352
Which plany has the biggest FIREPOWER?
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>>2743348
>>2743340
Why are pony planes...more attractive.
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>>2743352
>>2743356
hnnnng
blitz's face melts my heart every time
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>>2743371
Mai waifu blitz.
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>>2743362
Heh. I remember when that shit was so risque.
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>>2743352
>>2743348
>>2743340
>dem uninspired poses
It'd be cool to see them actually doing something, you know, interesting, besides just standing around in whitespace.
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>>2743371
WE NEED A1 PONE
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>>2743371
The one that killed nagasaki

>>2743364
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>>2743382
>Artists drawing their characters doing something

ahahahah
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>>2743382
okay
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Would you let a B-52 rape you with her bomb?
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>>2743382
Yes, it would be. But this is fine, too.
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>>2743382
Well then why don't you fucking draw the background you fucking useless shitposting faggot.

Yep, I'm mad, you're a fucking cunt.
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[spolier]DORKS[/spoiler]
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>>2743402
derr
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>>2743402
Jessy still cant into proper dialogue placement.
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Thrust vectoring
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>>2743411
YA BLEW IT
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>>2743407
>me drawing the background
But isn't that the original artist's job? Even a cloud or something would be better than absolutely fucking nothing.
Lazy shit right here
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>>2743418
But the placement is obvious in that picture.
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>>2743411
FUCKING BEEFED IT
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>>2743418
tess pls draw
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>>2743411
>[spolier]
YOU BEEFED IT
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Which pone is the biggest fan of the Miami Heat?

Which pone is the most butthurt over Lebron getting his first ring?
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>>2743417
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>>2743407
>this faggot
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>>2743418
Dialogue placement you say?
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>>2743441
Looks like he's holding a horsecock
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>>2743430
>doesn't contribute or do anything
>complains about laziness

1/10 got me to reply
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>>2743435
WHERE WERE YOU
when the squid beefed it?
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>>2743449
>Reading the right panel first
Im not stupid.
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>>2743441
Dash
AJ
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>>2743432
we read from left to right. The text should be ordered in that direction
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Cutie mark crusaders foot fetishists YAY!
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>>2743449

I read left to right. So didn't work.
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>>2743430
Backgrounds don't really work well for simple sketches where the characters are one base color.
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>>2743470
>he doesn't read from right to left
do you even manga?
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>>2743467
Well that says something about me, I guess.
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>>2743473
this picture should prevent me from ever finding feet arousing again
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>>2743430
To be honest, I don't think anyone knew plane pones would get as popular as they did.

They were just "in the moment" drawings.
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>>2743470
We also read from top to bottom.
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>>2743473

They look like cows. Reported.
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>>2743473
Not even going to expand that image
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>>2743449
only works if you are Japanese or retard
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>>2743484

no. are you some kind of Communist faggot?
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>>2743473
That picture is moderately disturbing...
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>>2743449
But I read the left thing first
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>>2743451
>mad about Anon being right
I'm beaming right now
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>>2743430
it's artistic white
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>>2743483
>artillery

If the plane ponies are the equivalent of pegasues, does that mean there are war machine ponies on the ground? Like tank ponies?
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>>2743494
true, but the left right direction is more dominant, its what we go to first.
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Would an A-10 pone be a stallion, with the gau-8 as a cock?
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>>2743473
>areyoushittingme.wtf
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>>2743520
no, Jessy is just retarded
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>>2743520
Then, what are unicorns?
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>You have dropped your keys.
>You turn back, and notice a girl moving to pick them up.
>She is wearing a ridiculously short skirt.
>She moves to pick them up and...
>Bends at the knees so you don't see anything.
Do you;
A) Take your keys with a thank you and be on your way
B) Mumble a thanks and waddle away, hiding your boner
C) Throw your keys back onto the ground and leer at her.
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>>2743483
Transparent lines of a different color would work wonders. Anything to fill up that blank void all these characters are trapped in.
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>>2743528
Blitz IS an A-10 pone.
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I know I know, not pony, but you guys should appreciate this.

Does anyone recognize this face?
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>>2743520
>Unicorns and artillery are tanks (horn=barrel)
>Earth ponies are support vehicles
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>>2743538
>"B-Back that ass up"
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>>2743538
A

like a normal person

I mean she's not even a pone, whats the point
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>>2743538
1/10
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>>2743535
Unicorns would be ground-to-air or artillery vehicles.
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>>2743462
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>>2743520

i want to see a God's Chariot pone.
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>>2743550
Its prince zuko!
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Would you a gillou
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>>2743548
Blitz was a MiG, I thought.
A-10s ain't fast at all
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>>2743538
A because I don't have that level of autism, holy shit
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>>2743576
gg pls go
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>>2743550
The weird Egyptian Alien King from Stargate the movie.
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>>2743573
N-no...

My spaghetti...
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>>2743451
>You can't complain about me being lazy about my art because you're not an artist
>You can't say my cooking is bad because you're not a chef
>You can't say I botched that surgery because you're not a doctor
6/10
I peeved
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>>2743538
C.
That bitch has that skirt on for a reason.
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>>2743510
But they're both anonymous...
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>>2743591
he is just Ross, ignore him
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>>2743580
That's the joke. She thinks that she is fast, but she is not fast.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pk3IBlxBaw
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>>2743562
Dash is cute when she's trying to get into armor
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>>2743606
>ross defending Jessy
nah, he irrationally hats her
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>>2743610
We need pony teats and butts.
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>>2743580
No, this is a MiG.

my beautiful MiG
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>>2743535
Giant Robots.

Because Friendship is Magic.
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>>2743550
AB GET THE FUCK OUT
RIGHT
NOW
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>>2743580

i don't think there is a MiG. the Russian is a Su, isn't she?
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>>2743611
Fuck man, I gotta read this more. I haven't caught up in ages.
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>>2743580
Right. It's the ONE attribute she doesn't have, and prides herself on it.
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>>2743620
Blitz is still way prettier than that green bitch
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>>2743617
Which is weird since he's into fat chicks.
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>>2743625
God damnit, I am not AB.

Every. Fucking. Time.
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>Blitz and Air Liner are summoned to meet with Prince Sukhoi

>>2743627
The Russian is MiGasus/Sky breaker

Who is a MiG
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>>2743634
SCHWING
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>>2743620
Unf.
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>>2743590
Get the fuck out, AB
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>>2743634
oh you silly
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>>2743606
>someone defending other artists is Ross

Do you even go here?

Is Ross just another buzzword now?
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>>2743629
And shes damn near indestructible.
just not emotionally.
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>>2743616
Whoa guards are BIG

Dash is absolutely tiny next to him.
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Rarity is a pure, virtuous maiden who would never engage in such coarse activities as having anal sex with strangers
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>>2743610
>wolfnanakicorneredbywomen.gif
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>>2743649
ross pls go
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>>2743627
No, It's a MiG.

I was the one who requested it.
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>>2743649
>some ross
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>>2743628
>Fuck man, I gotta read this more. I haven't caught up in ages.

Don't worry, it comes out slowly. Where did you leave off?
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>>2743636
Put on a name stupid so you don't get called that.
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>>2743649
yes. Every one who says something you dont like about art is Ross

Ross things SB is boring
Ross thinks Jessy is a brony whore
Ross thinks you need genetic talent
Ross thinks GG is a faggot
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>>2743649
It's always Ross. He is everything wrong with everything and he knows it.

Like a great leader or president, he knows the buck stops at his desk.
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>>2743646
AB is kinda cute
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>>2743649
Is Ross still in these threads? Jesus I haven't been here since before season 2. I assume he's still taking no criticism and doing horrible horrible things to the cast.
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>>2743308
Pinkautism is more autistic than Purpleautism
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>>2743674
>implying it's not AB worming his way back in
It's too friggin obvious
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>>2743625
It's not AB, but even if it was, why would you care?
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>>2743649
Ross was always a buzzword, from the second we first hat
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>>2743675
Ross thinks the holocaust was exaggerated.
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>>2743684
Stop that
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>>2743674
It's not like I want to be harassed for being a namefag or anything, s-stupid MLPG-Onii.
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>>2743616
we tap now?
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>coming up next on Rarity Quest!
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>>2743698
Do you even know what happened?
Fucker shouldn't be allowed anywhere near MLPG.
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>>2743707
I don't know what came over me.
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>>2743717
No one gives a fuck, don't bring it up.

Fucking all of you.
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>>2743711
>Dashes erect, throbbing wings.
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>>2743716
Wow, guess she was a slut all along
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>>2743710
Fucking dipshit neo-nazi faggot fuck what is that shit
>Capture
Get that shit off there you furfag nigger fucking camel humping muslim homo bitch.
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>>2743710
It's fine.
I'm not saying you won't get some flack from some angry anons who don;t know any better, but hey. You're offering us art so just throw on a stupid name why not.
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>>2743660

whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>2743706
the shit japs did in China was worst than most shit the nazis did
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>>2743649
>say some stupid bullshit about art
You're ross
>say anything else
You're sentenal
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>>2743716
Same thing would have happened if we went to far with Luna too
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i am excite for rarity quest
i want to see the results
i shouldn't be this excited
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>>2743717
Yes, I know that he downloaded CP while he was streaming and didn't realize it. I don't care, and neither should you.
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>>2743686
The weird thing is how he'd keep posting his art in the thread even though everyone would scream at him to stop, or at least stop mutilating the cast.

And he'd just ignore them and keep posting art in a thread that actively hated him.
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>>2743741

it's easier for the West to remember, and to hate, the Nazis.
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>>2743753
>i want to see the results
>You put your penis in her mare vagina
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>>2743746
Luna is a booze hound and flirty as hell.
My ideal woman.
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>>2743753
I'm excited too, and I don;t usually do this questing thing. Though I've been keeping up with this one. Aspirant does well.
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>>2743711
Naw.
We grab now.
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>>2743745
It's a way for Jessy to hide from criticism
I'm Ross, btw. No art right now, I'm far too busy
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>>2743773
Don't most of the guys want feels?
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>>2743763
>nazis

where is stuka pone
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Which pony likes double penetration the most
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>>2743728
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>>2743746
who's this artist?
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>>2743790
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>>2743763
Two things Americans love to shot or make movies about shooting.
Zombies.
Nazis.
Sometimes, we even combine them and double shoot them.
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>>2743746
She'd warm up to us when we lend her a hand.

or an arm
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>>2743782
Being delicious?
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>>2743716
> "Baby, I don't need this dick to please you, cuz I got my entire right arm."
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>>2743774

>Luna is ODB

shit is absolutely bonkers.
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>>2743777
You need to stop rolling when he doesn't ask forrolls.
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>>2743790
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>>2743790

All the ponies are virgins.
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>>2743781

Look at that sly pony coppin a feel
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>>2743781
I like how RD brings her hoof up to Twi's chest. That's unf right there
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>>2743777
Aspirant is amazing.

I wish I could find him so I could throw my money at him.
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>>2743741
The Japanese committed crimes in order to terrorize the local population.

The Holocaust was the systematic murder of the "impure."

Which is worse: the spree killer or the serial killer? And, really, does it matter?
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>>2743731
Not talking about it doesn't make it go away. It will always be there.
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>>2743796
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>>2743812
That's not me, I'm not an idiot.
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>>2743785
That's what I'm looking forward to.

dem >feels
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>>2743797
Ross, Ross.
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>>2743823
>The Holocaust was the systematic murder of the "impure."
but that's wrong, fuck off JIDF
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>>2743790
Gillou
That's what you wanted to hear, right?
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>>2743790
Pussy Galore. He special talent is having two vaginas and raising cats.
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>>2743781
>you will never hold your favorite pony in such a tight embrace
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I just farted
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>>2743789

>ME 262 pone is a MILF
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>>2743829
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>>2743863

Unless you're Rarity, I don't care.
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We MLPG filenames now?
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>>2743857
Fuck off.
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>>2743854
brohoof, /pol/!
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>>2743860
I'd triple penetrate double vagina pone
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Okay, so here's the answer to the riddle. It's a wip and I am no good with faces but I'm trying to improve.

There's also a lack of a good profile picture so I am just winging it here.

Is there any resemblance? What do I need to fix?
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>>2743881
master piece.
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Simpsons anon pls

pls

I am dying
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>Go into /b/read
>Ask how many wear fedoras
>Get a lot of positive replies

The stereotypes are right!

Are they beyond help, or can we somehow make Tex Anon their symbol of beauty and style?
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>>2743871

BTW

Rubro is streaming simpsons right now!
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>>2743867
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>>2743881
All of the spaghetti.
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>>2743896

link pls
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>>2743881
A little minimalist for my tastes.
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>>2743894
Maybe you can kill yourself.
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>>2743894
>dat neck
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>>2743808
>your entire right arm isn't enough
>you stick your entire left arm in two
>he trrap sprung, she drags you along behind her to show you off as her latest catch
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>>2743894
They are ded. Let them remain so.
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pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus pinus
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>>2743894

we have better reasons than fedora-wearing to purge them.
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>>2743894
DON'T CAST HIM INTO THE PISS, HAVE YOU NO SOUL?
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>>2743789
>Stuka pone never got the hang of descending
>She constantly screams whenever she dives too fast
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>>2743901
I think her chin is too far forward. Push her mouth and chin back a bit

Hey look it is prince zuko!
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>>2743877
How many penises would you stick in octopussy, the seapony superslut?
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>>2743903

http://twilightlicio.us/streams/

Just click the one with Simpsons in it
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I want /wsg/ to leave
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>>2743913
>>dat neck

Just noticed that. I will never not see that. Tex really improved on his art over time, and I'd love to see him come back and make even better humans.

>>2743919
>DON'T CAST HIM INTO THE PISS, HAVE YOU NO SOUL?

What could they do? Add him to fluffy pony stories?
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>>2743940

how many do i have access to?
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>>2743731
I'm going to talk how AB jerks it to 4yo anal (some cry) if I want and you can't stop me.
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>>2743921
>stuka pone terrified of flying
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>>2743941

danke
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>>2743870

I AM.
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I just got this.
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>>2743901

Are you trying to draw Samantha WRight or whatever her name is?
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>>2743947
No.
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>>2743959
As many as you need to get the job done. Celestia gave you a blank check in order to complete this mission.
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>>2743785
I would like the >feels of putting my penis in Rarity's mare vagina.
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>>2743870
Rarity only farts when you two are alone together otherwise she holds it in.
Sometimes she has so much built up gas it gives her cramps and you have to assist in giving her release. This entails using both your hands for belly rubs and your mouth on her immaculate white butthole
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>>2743967
>stuka pone afraid of heights
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>>2743947
Why would you want the best board to leave?
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>>2743975
I jelly
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>>2743997
>F5U pone is griffy
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>>2743947
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>>2743978
Yes.

>>2743926
Thanks, is this better?
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>>2743992
No.
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>>2743986
Lets round up the whole dang town
Better safe than sorry, lets push this supposedly "super" slut to her limits.
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>>2743996
Go on.
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>>2744018
Quick question, why are you not using a blonde color?
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>>2743918
>we have better reasons than fedora-wearing to purge them.

Their fedoras are the symbol of them being spazzes though. It's their signpost that they carry around saying "We're socially awkward nerds with autism spectrum disorder"
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>>2744018
yes. Now I think the hair is what you should focus on next. Try using proper colors for that.
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>jessy will never draw any more plan ponies
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>>2744041
But that's good anon. It's what keeps them from breeding
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>>2744039
Until I ink, it's just a temporary randomly chosen color to differentiate.
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>>2744001
>best board
you mean /sp/?
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>>2743914
>After showing you off she follow through with the the proper ritual of pulling the rest of you inside her
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>>2744051
>plotting ponies
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He's 21 years old now.
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>>2744041
My grandpa gave me his Fedora before he died.
I can't wear it ever can I?
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>>2743857

I know she likes DP but she is not a pony
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>>2744011

>F-4 pone hates guns
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>>2744051
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>>2744022
Only the whole town? Are you sure that would be enough?
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>>2744060
Well, most of the best gifs of /wsg/ are from /sp/ but /wsg/ puts them all together
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>>2743996
Keep going anon pls.
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>>2744051
what will be her next project? Tanks ponies or polandball ponies?
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>>2744071

Probably not. You can pull it off if you have a full matching suit. Most spazzes just wear a fedora/trilby with a t-shirt or shorts. They look like idiots. Also you have to be somewhat well groomed, manly to wear a fedora.
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>>2743996

WAHAHAHA!!

frrrrrrrrrrt!
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>>2744071
It's not so much the fedora that's bad.

It's you.
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>>2744051
>plan ponies

...blueprint pone?
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>>2744060
>that guy in the back
MLPG
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>>2744069
>>2744104
WHAT HAVE I DONE
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>>2744055
>But that's good anon. It's what keeps them from breeding

They just breed with other spazzes though. It doesn't help.
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>>2744112
>You can pull it off if you have a full matching suit
No you can't.
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>>2744085
>B-2 Spirit is a huge attention whore
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>>2744063
>Her plan is complete
>She now has someone to secretly read her notes to her while she tests for her GED
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>>2744114
She does the laugh after the fart
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>>2744115

>graphics

The same one that trolls /v/?
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>>2744115
Ow
my heart
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>>2744115
>>>/v/
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>>2744071
Get ready to spend some money on a suit if you want to wear that hat.
And you better have a frame that does not embarrass gentlemen everywhere.
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Plane ponies? I like! Then again, I like all the inanimorph ponies. Coke Pone is my favorite because she's so deliciously fragile.
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>>2744160
>implying he lifts
>implying he isn't a manlet
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>>2744140
You can pull it off if you look good in a fedora.

Most people dont, at all.


You can help your chances by wearing clothing that suits the hat though.

Its still safer to just not.
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>>2744140
>No you can't.

Then how were they doing it so well for so long?
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>>2744174
what's a manlet
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>>2744162
good man
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More va-jay-jay for MLPG
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>>2744141

>P-51 is a huge glory hog
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>>2744179
That's not you.
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>>2744183
when are those vags gonna be attached to anything?
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>>2744179

People in movies and TV look good in fedoras because they've got movie star good looks and a team of like a hundred people who's job it is to make them look as good in that fedora as possible.
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>>2744183
They are cute
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>>2744152
>>2744158
I'm bored and slightly intoxicated, have pity.

>>2744140
Technically.

Dressing in a suit that matches is a necessity to properly wear a fedora, however you aren't finished there. No.
You also have to be either fit, elderly, or Scooby.

Scrawny teenagers do not look good in fedoras, whatsoever.
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>>2744179
You see that face?

Thats a manly face.

Broad, chiseled chin, 5-o'clock shadow like the man you will never be.

It works because the person wearing it is MAN.
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>>2744183
Fucking love vaginas man.

I fucking love them.
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>>2744183
yep, those are vaginas.
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>>2744199
When I understand pony anatomy better.
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Guys I have a problem
I'm going to far with waifufaggotry. I love her. I truly do but I think I'm going to far.
When I watch an episode and I see her I can't stop thinking how beautiful she is.
I don't want to abandon her. I would never think of that but I need to stop myself going deeper

What should I do?
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>>2744211
Well it's a good thing I'm not a scrawny teenager.
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>>2744162
But she is gummy, not glass.
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So did I miss the window for Artillery?
Dredging up another old picture for this.
And before you ask, no I didn't draw it.
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>>2744183
When will they be on delicious underaged mares?
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>>2744181
...of course, I wish she was green like a real Coke bottle...
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>>2744218
What are you, gay?
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>>2744229
Neckbears do not look good in fedoras either.
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>>2744183

Inner labia needs to be bigger.
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>>2744199
You have to buy the DLC.
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>>2744227
>First you draw the vagina.
>And then you draw the rest of the pony.
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testing this
[gottagofast]
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>>2744228
Don't be alarmed, that's typical behaviour for someone with a waifu. You're not the only one.
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>>2744211
I kind of like those spaghetti videos you made here is a picture of Fluttershy
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>>2744188
>Bf-109C, Bf-109E, Bf-109G, and Bf-109K are all brothers that look exactly alike

>they get mad whenever you guess wrong
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>>2744242
Here, take this swag
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>>2744183
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>>2744253
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
oh well try again later
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>>2744242
Well it's a good thing I don't grow hair on my neck.
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>>274422
Cease what you're doing immediately and call a psychiatrist.

Unless, of course, your waifu is Rarity. In that case, you're golden. Keep on keeping on, soldier. Going deeper is really the only option, and it's glorious.
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>>2744228
You can recover, but it will take time. You must think positive thought every day. Whenever you start feeling down, think positive thoughts. When you get low because you think you'll never be with your waifu, think that with luck, someday, you'll be just as happy with someone. There's a chance, anon, and it's a good one, you just have to tell yourself this every single day until you beleive it.
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>>2744232
see
>>2744227
I'm new to drawing ponies and just drawing in general. It shouldn't be too long though.
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>>2744283
Looking forward to.
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>>2744275
Is that you Googly eyes anon? Or an impersonator?
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>>2744242
I will have you know that most of us are respectable looking indivi-
>>2744268
God DAMMIT
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>>2744275
the vagina is always watching
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>>2744261

>AC130 is the only girl in her family
>she's just as muscular as her brothers
>she thinks she's fat and gets sad
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>>2744243
duly noted
>>2744275
I needed that laugh.
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>>2744242
>Neckbears

jesus christ how terrifying
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>Faggots have chance to fuck Rarity now
>Rarifags actually voting if they will fuck her
>not fucking her is wining
THEY ARE NOT TRUE HORSEFUCKERS
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>>2744233
Two minutes in Irfanview.
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>>2744301
I am an impostor.

Sorry
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>Rarity quest
Shits going down spaghetti town.
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>>2744259
Oh, I'm flattered.

I'm currently procrastinating working on two spaghetti projects.
The MLP intro, and Not Afraid by Eminem.
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>>2744331
It's ok I still laughed.
I was just hoping for a late night surprise.
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>>2744324
No anon.

They're waifufags
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>>2744060
>Bimbo sponsorship
those crazy uro's
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>>2744215
>Broad, chiseled chin, 5-o'clock shadow like the man you will never be.

I don't have that strong chin. I have boyish looks. People keep thinking I'm 19, but I'm 28.
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>>2744228
Remind yourself hat she is, but commit to something else instead.

What would your waifu what you to be, Anon? She wouldn't like you obsessing over a cartoon.

I'm serious, I've been using my obsession with Twilight to better myself.
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>>2744324

you're not supposed to fap to your waifu, let alone fuck her.
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>>2744345
Mexicans.
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>>2744230
But I want to feel that unyielding glass surface, slippery when wet and sticky with sugary residue when dried, to hear my nails scraping against...

I mean...

to kiss those wonderful glass lips, and taste her CO2 breath burn my nose.
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>>2744312
>when people insult her she throws things at them
>from the other side of town
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>>2744250
If only it were that easy.
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>>2744335
Dude go back to /v/ and piss people off

It's a never ending source of hilarity that doesn't work here.
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>>2744354
I will never understand people who "waifu"
Probably because my life i pretty amazing, but still.
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>>2744071
Wear it with your suit
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>>2743675
>implying Ross isn't trully worse than Hitler
The guy is German too. That can be no coincidence.
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>>2744023
Uhh..
>>2744103
...fuck
The ritual is the same as always, she lies on her back, legs spread eagle and whines about how awful it was not being able to relieve herself.
Her stomach makes a hollow sound when she pats it, emphasizing how bloated and hideous she looks
You sigh and roll your eyes and start your business, pressing your fingers against her warm fuzzy belly. It's taut to the touch as you work your fingers gently along the surface before moving on to using your palms as well.
She coos quietly and a fluttery toot issues forth
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>>2744345
that's Mexico
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>>2744380
When Ross dies and goes to hell the first thing he will see is a restraining order from Satan.
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>>2744375
>my life is amazing
>doesn't have a waifu
Keep telling yourself that
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>>2744368
B-but, okay.
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>>2744324
Listen faggot, you get your fetishy horsefucking bullshit everyday in the general.

Leave it out of the quests.
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>>2744361
But gummy is more slippery than glass. It's like you've never had a gummy candy before.
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>>2744354
Pff fuck that.
I love her, I'd want to spend my life with her, and I'd wouldn't mind a nonsexual life with her but dammit I still want to fuck her silly as often as I can
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>>2744425
It's funnier this way.
You rile them up in ways that I could never figure out.
I love you
I'll be watching and laughing
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>>2743996
>>2744114

I'm always blown away and fascinated that pretty girls fart.
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Okay I think I'm getting closer. Added retarded color just for shits and gigs, it's only a placeholder. I will eventually be inking over it with black anyway before I color it.
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>>2743591
In order to be able to make critiques you must at be educated on the subject. The only reason someone would get education relevant to a subject that he's not talented at is:
a) autism which makes all his arguments invalid due to mental impairment
b) shattered dreams resulting in a bitter, cunical, envious and strongly biased attitude formed around technical anal-resseciveness which is the case with most professional critics
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>>2744354
No. That's stupid. If she was real and she wanted it I would fuck her.
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>Shits going down in massage town.
Hell yeah, this quest is goin good.
>>
Renne Quest bros, checked through the previous threads. Did you know her cutie mark has 8 sides?
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>>2744470
>replying 40 minutes later
Ross?
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>>2744480
god dammit LK
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>>2744480
Is it pronounced 'Ren' or 'Ren-ay'?
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>>2744480
SON OF A BISCUIT
FUCK
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>>2744464
I'd say she needs more prominent/wider cheeks, although I have no idea how you would show that from a profile view.
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>>2744479
I'm waiting for the autists to ruin it.

>>2744480
Oh LK, you so crazy.
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>>2744472
>>2744447

if she were real, she wouldn't be your waifu. she'd be, at worst, a girl you had a crush on, or at best, your wife.

a waifu isn't real. that's the key defining point of a waifu.
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>>2744503
Hm. That makes sense but I, too am clueless on how to do it. Anyone else know?
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>>2744508
>Implying the dice won't do it for them.
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>>2744493
>>2744480
...she really did plan this quest out for months.

This quest is awesome!
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>>2744492
Ren, I think. Saffron has called her that a few times, not that its any different.
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>>2744523
It's a Delicate balance
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>>2744526
LK is a girl?
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>>2744481
Think about it... if I was Ross would I say things that point out Ross' narcissi... oh wait... Bugsanon..
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>veggie55 line tutorial

shit, i was expecting rage material but he sounds like a pretty cool guy.
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>>2744530
5$ bucks that after the next paragraph it goes to hell
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>>2744554
he's an arrogant cunt leagues beyond Ross
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>>2744535
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING HOLY SHI- not really.
Never looked at that quest.
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>>2744480

Oh wow
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>>2744554
Speaking of tutorials

Anyone gotta link to his YOUTUBE channel?
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>>2744560
You're on
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>>2742056
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>>2744578
Oh Wow
This is great, thanks coloring anon
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>>2744578
Pfhahahahahhaahahahha.
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>>2744572
>>2744535
Huh, I thought at some point that was said. My mistake then.
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>>2744578
Amazing
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>>2744578
HNNNG
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>>2744594
I could have sworn I heard "her" talking in an art class
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>>2744578

This is wonderful.
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>>2744312
Stop thinking of more, there's going to be millions of these things.
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>>2744615
Good, I love the plane pone.
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>>2744578
Oh this is adorable.
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>>2744578
is dat sum shipping
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>>2744575
er

LKs youtube channel
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>>2744623

>Ship that contradicts canon

Cherilee and Big Mac are dating/fucking.
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>your girlfriend will never let you wear her hat
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>>2744615
YOU CREATED THESE THINGS JESSY

TIME FOR YOU TO WOMAN UP AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY BY
drawing more.
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>>2744632
Prove it asshole
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>>2744632
Except...they're not.

do you even watch the show
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>>2744623
No idea, it's based on SB's concept, >>2741494
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>>2744615
Why would you want it to end? These are great!
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>>2744632
Big Mac's swag enough to have two mates.
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>>2744615

if you only do one more, do AC-130.
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End of series will give us flash foward. We will see the following relationships:

- Spike x Sweetie
- Big Mac and Cherilee
- Rarity and Fancy
- Soarin' and Dash
- Twilight/AJ/others alone
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>>2744630
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>>2744395
Given your position of being face to asshole wit her, all gas she expels hits you first. The warm blast of air followed by the smell is something you've grown to enjoy. Anybody would have a hard time getting you to admit that fact though. Even Rarity who would and has teased you about it from time to time has trouble getting you to straight say you love her farts, obvious as it may be.
The smell itself is something unique to Rarity, not exactly a good smell but it's not horrible. It's fragrant like one of her fancy perfumes and lingers almost as long. One more reason she holds it in until the day's ended.
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>>2744658
>>2744650

End of H&HD strongly implies they are dating.
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>>2744647

particularly more Blitz
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Why does commercial jet hang around with a military fighter?
Is that commercial jet the only friend she has?
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>>2744578
Do you all read the last panel in her voice or in a typical bear growl?
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MLPG, I hate shipping, is there something wrong with me?
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>>2744681
No, no it doesn't.
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>>2744673
Forgot one, Sweetie.
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>>2744684
No, they just compliment each other well.
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>>2744684
the commercial jet is the only friends the fighter has
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>>2744681
No it doesn't.
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>>2744573
Jesus fuck even Soup didn't see it.
Soup, you're fucking crazy by the way. Just so you know. I mean that in a good way though.
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>>2744696
Yes.
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>>2744696
ur a faget
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>>2744705
I'd be her friend...
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>>2744684
Plane pones have to stick together
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>>2744692
I read it as literally "rawr rawr rawr."

In her soft spoken voice as well.
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you selling anything at bronycon SB?
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>>2744700
What happened with Angebot?
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>>2744726
his soul
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>>2744696
Yes
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>>2744726

Cupcakes.

I'm going to ejaculate in them and only sell them to girls.
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>>2744721
At least helipone has SOMETHING on her head.
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>>2744606
If LK IS infact a girl then I think I've found my drawfag waifu.
If not then no matter, he'll still be my husbando.
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>>2744684
>A-10
>fighter
The ability to mount AIM-9's does not a fighter make.
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>>2744700
Worst. Ship. Ever.
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>>2744741
These little facts annoy me to no end because I care about knowledge, but harping on the fact makes me seem creepy.
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>>2744673
Haha no.
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I am. Going to SLEEP.

Goodnight. My Little Pony General.
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>>2744741
WhiteDiamonds is my drawfag waifu. If only she posted here ;_;
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>>2744745
Its a gun with an aircraft built around it.
A man built a gun so badass the only way he could top it was if he could get a team to build something to make it fly.
So he did just that.
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So, anyone else not going to visit /co/ for at least the next week after tomorrow?
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>>2744759
LK's __male
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>>2744758
Ahem
>>2744623
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>>2744778
I dont visit co at all.
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>>2744759
I know what you mean, anon. I just wanna know your gender. I-I won't hit on you, you silly drawfag
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>>2744774

and it became the prettiest ugly thing to ever simultaneously grace and blight the world.
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>>2744788
Nope.
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i wonder what crazy shit kids will be jacking off to in the future 10 years from now.
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>>2744774
I think I have that saved somewhere.
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>People saying to ask if she wants to have sex
>when she got you naked
>in a hot tub
>Under candlelight
>and you're giving her a massage

WHAT SIGNALS ARE YOU LOOKING FOR GUYS

DOES SHE NEED TO MAKE A SIGN
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>>2744710

Haha, thanks. Can't wait to see what LK will give us next.
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>>2744808
Dude, go to a gay bar on fetish night

They have shit that is so far off in the future that I don't even know what.
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>>2744808

they'll probably have partial-immersion virtual reality for their vidya. so, that.
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>>2744788
Nigger that's cute as fuck.

If it's cute, it's saved.
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>>2744812
I dunno.
I thought she was hungry or something.
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>>2744812
Does she have hooves
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>>2744812
NIGGER FUCK YOU STOP SPOILING IT
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>>2744824
>Going to a gay bar.

Get out you beta faggot.
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>>2744812
>drunk
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>>2744812
I wouldn't have sex with a girl unless a pre-intercoursal document was signed in triplicate by both parties indicating that sex was both wanted and would take place at afore mentioned time and place.
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>>2744721
>metal mare

But.....arent they all metal?
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>>2744812
>Beta Quest starring Sentenel
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>>2744841
did someone say GAY BAR
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>>2744841
Hey bud, my friend works as a dancer and thus I drink for free.

As an alcoholic, I'd be irresponsible NOT to go.
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>>2744844
>Getting drunk on a few glasses of wine.
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>>2744774
>>2744809
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>>2744816
By the way, do you happen to have Log 6?
I was there until just about the very end but I had to get ready for classes so I missed it. I literally got no sleep because I stayed up for that damn quest. God dammit, LK...
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>>2744844
DOES
ARE
WOW, JUST WOW
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>>2744861
I think this anon has something to put in you

AT THE GAY BAR
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>>2744863
>mfw I can't drink alcohol and Berry Punch wouldn't like me
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>>2744867
Excellent.
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Oh god I'm tripfagging in an MLP General thread somebody shoot me now
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>>2744867
yes,
this
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>>2744872

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%206.7z
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>>2744877

>can't

are you some kind of cripple?
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>>2744897
Wheres winston when you need him
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3autism5me
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Anyone have that "documentary" with the part about the guy who had his room covered in pony stuff as a prank and then he got upset locked himself in his room?
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OppleJark!
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H-Hey anon...have you...have you seen my limbs?
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>>2744905
It all tastes too salty to me. I try mixing it with other drinks but I can always taste it.
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>>2744867
I remember driving to Valdez and stopping at one of the pipeline spots.
An A-10 screamed over the spot I was standing at.
America is awesome.
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>>2744917
that's actually pretty decent, I think
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>>2744863
Luna was swaying after a single glass and she's half again as heavy as Rarity.
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>>2744922
Just chug it fast, or pour vodka into a humidifier and breath that shit
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>>2744922

so you mean "won't".

i bet you're a Communist.
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>Googling for pictures of sweetie
>See this

Apparently anon is a pony and his Sweetie's big bro best friend forever

I dunno. I could go to the site i found it on but that would ruin it.
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>>2744921
I ate them.

Marshmallowy goodness.
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>>2744915
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck4YyrbPPB0
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>He doesn't know that Twilight farts the most
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>>2744945
Why would I do something that I don't enjoy?
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>>2744774
Russians also made a similar gun.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gryazev-Shipunov_GSh-6-30

They did not really use it because it would destroy the target, damage planes in a 600 feet radius around the target and damage the plane carrying it by seer recoil.
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>>2744947

reminds me of that human anon/teenage Sweetie thing that anon wrote.
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>>2744923
I agree, America is awesome.
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>>2744943
Luna is a lightweight to the enth degree.
Plus she was trying to act all ditzy because she wanted to jump our bone.
She is like the Wraps mare only a princess.
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>>2744957
This is literally worse than Ross, go back to your home stuck threads.
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>>2744950
Why would you do that?
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>>2744944
Only put in as much as you can actually drink though. More, and you'll pass out, continue to breathe it, and fucking die.

So like no more than two solo cups full.
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>>2744947
>Typos
>Tolerating a possible OC

Oh god, /mlp/ is getting me.

Bye MLPG, I'm going back to /co/.
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>>2744953

Thanks bro.
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>>2744974
>>2744923
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>>2744976
I sort of want a Luna quest now. Applejack quest comes first, but a Luna quest could be fun.
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>>2744844
She's not drunk. She only had a little wine. She's capable of consent and she obviously wants le dick.
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>>2744981
>worse than Ross

Not even close
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>>2744982
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>>2744943
Luna had a thousand years of sobriety to catch up on

Rarity is someone who makes a habit of doing this kind of thing.

>>2744974
>America is awesome
>posts MiGs

what
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>>2744974
fuck yeah america!
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>>2744985
See you tomorrow
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>>2744970
>Ruskies make a shitty version that destroys both its target and its aircraft.
Stay classy.
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>>2744981

I for one welcome with open arms our new farting pony fetishists overlords.
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>>2744970

>accidental jettison of the canopy and at least one case of the instrument panel simply falling off

should've been an Australian gun.
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>>2744922
It's not for everyone.
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>>2744981
Nah. This is funny.
>>
Saw Brave today.

In America

People clapped after the cartoon short at the beginning.
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>>2744632
They aren't, but the existence of that episode ruins the chances of either character getting with anyone else, the concept of being attracted to more than one person would confuse the kiddies.
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>J-jam it in

The only respectable choice for a gentleman.
>>
Well the highlight of my day was shoving ice cubes up my ass. Could you guys make it a bit better by suggesting a nice pony to pretend to cuddle tonight?
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>>2745009
Fine you picky nigger.
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>>2745055
None/
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>>2745050
I almost forgot Pixar always made a short to go with their movies.
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>>2744922
>Tastes too salty.
Stop drinking semen.
We are talking about alcohol.
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>>2744679
Every time, she'll giggle like a little school girl, act embarrassed and pleads for you to not smell it, as if this is the first time you've done this together.
You just smile at her and tell her that it's fine, the smell doesn't bother you one bit.
Working with your "magical" hands you knead the gas downwards, allowing her to release several rounds of farts varying from whispy silence to spurting out rapidly like a machine gun.
The latter type always make you snicker which really does embarrass her and she'll squeeze your head with her legs scolding you for laughing at a lady's natural effluence.
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>>2745051
The concept of being attracted to multiple people but not indulging in those extraneous attractions confuses the slightly older kiddies and contradicts the headcanon of autismal shippers to the point of possibly driving them mad
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>>2745055
I love watching weird masturbatory practices slowly spread around MLPG.
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>>2745020
>shitty version
Not at all. They just didn't think of making a low-performance aircraft specifically designed for carrying it.

U.S. of A., the land of retarded ideas that are too awesome to not work.
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>>2745069
But my friends told me it was alcohol...
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>>2744903
You're a doll
Thank you
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Why is she so perfect /co/ ?
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>>2745083
Well, they did invent the MOAB.
And that is an awesome weapon.
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>>2745083
A-10 is Hollander of real things
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>>2745095

did he blindfold you first, and stick something penis-shaped in your mouth repeatedly?
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>>2744726
Doodles if anyone will buy them. I don't really have high expectations. It's my own fault for not planning ahead sufficiently.
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Get Fucked
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I got drunk off a 1.5 liter bottle of kosher manischewitz once.
fucking awful.
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>>2745100
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
http://youtu.be/g2-Re_Fl_L4
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>>2745123
Just sign autographs on the doodles.

Everyone loves Jack Black.
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>>2745121
No, but that is how I got my sea monkeys.
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>>2745121
He said it was the bottle! Do alcohol bottles get soft when all the alcohol is gone?
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>>2744957
>>2745023
>>2745038
COMRADES
I WELCOME YOU TO GLORIOUS FART FETISH
IS GOOD DA?
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>>2745128
Dash pls go you are blocking the marker.
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>>2745147
...when did I make that? I don't remember.
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>>2745147
>Unwashed asshole and marevagina
I wasn´t ready for this...
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>>2745131
I went to a winery once for a free wine tasting thing. The wine master guy was there and we all got a bunch of free extra samples of different wines because he was determined to find one I could stand.
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>>2745142
Yes.
Yes they do.
Now I am depressed that I drink wine from a box.
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>>2745100

why is she so perfect, /co/?
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a girl is quoting blade runner at me on facebook
I'm too drunk for this shit
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>>2745157
You made it after it was posted.
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>>2745157
The same day anon post it.
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>>2745157
We get it you masturbate to face farting shut up already you sad little faggot
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>>2745157
You aren't the only person capable of capping threads, idiot.
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>>2745166
>"I will make you like wine you son of a bitch!"
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>>2745157
Dammit Sent, you were questioning this earlier.
It's my story. I was there when you capped it. It was very surprising. I didn't think you capped fetishy stuff.
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>>2745178
You ARE really drunk, no girl will talk to you ever.
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>>2745171
>Pink bag.
>Not light blue.
RUINED
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>>2745178
Is she a horse?
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>>2745203
>It's my story
Back that ass up anon. I need more unwashed Twilight farting on my face or maybe unwashed Rarity.
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>>2745199

>anon is James May
>wine guy is Oz Clarke
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>>2745178
Quote Nicholas Cage movies at her.
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>>2745178
i wish girls noticed me,
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>>2745205
most of my friends are women
everyone thinks I'm gay
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>>2745178
Tell her you don't dabble in demons.
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>>2745227
you're here arent you?
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>>2745203
He also capped my Zecora R63 thing from the night before.
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Art: http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/319414
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I am not drinking any FUCKING Merlot!
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>>2745199
It sucks because I can tolerate wine really well apparently. Wasn't even tipsy when everyone else was.
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>>2745236
hahahaha
I think I'm just going to go to bed. She's an EqD'er.
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>>2745222
No.
Crash a plane and give that bitch a dirty teddy bear.
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>>2745240
What a weird little fucker.
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>>2745071
Fuck, I meant to write "She squeezes your head" whatever

>>2745213
Who do you think is writing that spoilered Rarity fart thing?
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>>2745188
>>2745180
>>2745196
Well, an anon before said someone said I caped that story, and it does look like my handie work, with the spaces in between each post and the lake of the [-]

>>2745203
...damn, I must have been out of it to not remember it. And as to why, someone one must have requested it.

>>2745240
That I remember.
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>>2744682
I'll draw some more tomorrow after work.
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>>2745241
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>>2745260
>She's an EqD'er.
Give us her facebook.
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>>2745276
You should draw Air Liner bored out of her mind waiting for landing clearance
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>>2745055
Fluttershy and Sweetie Belle are best cuddle pones.
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>>2745107
Russians have a bigger one now.

summing up the Cold War.
>1. Americans come up with stupid idea to gain advantage over the Reds.
>2.Ridiculously overpriced development of proposed concept.
>3. HOLY SHIT! It actually works!
>4. Imperialistic pigs try to overpower us! We make same weapon but better and cheaper! MOTHERLAND!
>5. Soviet manage to make weapon way more cost-effective of similar performance.
>6. Weapon lobbies make governments shit bricks by having the military "buddies" ludicrously exaggerate the capabilities of Soviet military equipment.
>?????
>Repeat
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>>2745271
Im not licking this Rarity fic honestly but the one with Twilight is just unf.
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>>2745273
You cheeky little fucker nobody requested it. Like I said, I was there and I remember. You just capped it out of nowhere.
Just accept it. Inhale slowly and carry on.
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>>2745284
Fuck no. Fuck you.
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>>2745241
>Bugs in the pubes.
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>>2745276
NNOOOOOO
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>>2745307
Just fuck her faggot.
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>>2745305
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>>2745307

she clearly wants your cock inside her.
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>>2745290
I approve.
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>>2745304
What do you expect? Rarity keeps her asshole clean. Sorry it's not appealing to you. Any particular reason? I'm kind of trying to better my writing skills.
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>>2745276
>More Blitz
You are too kind Jossy.
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>>2745329
I don't even know why I bother responding to you at this point.
Is it better for you if I hound your ass for being a stupid fuck or what
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>>2745344
Im not saying is bad is just the unwashed part is too good for me and you should write a long one with Twilight.
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>>2745290
What's Airliner's call sign?
>>
1-4 Stay and Pone
5-8 Go hang out with friend at his work
9-0 Purge the Xenos
Dubs: Pone forever
Trips: Have sex with friend while pretending to be Twilight Sparkle
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>>2745320
>>2745330
No, she doesn't. She's just a nice lady who is on the bad side of the fandom. She doesn't even know I like ponies.
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>>2745375
Fagballs
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>>2745378
But she is asking for it in your facebook.
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>>2745375
>call sign

Civilians aircraft use alphanumeric ID's and flight number/point of origin, not callsigns.
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Sup
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>>2745376
Whelp. See you guys later.
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>>2745296
>implying the Cold War wasn't decided by the inherent contradictions of the Soviet economic model
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>>2745378
You should show her the general.
Show her the good side of the fandom.
Introduce her to the fine gentlemen of the general.
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>>2745389
So what's her call sign?
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>>2745407
So we can rape her.
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>>2745375
M1PG
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1-9: sleep
0: pone
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>>2745351
..ooohhh, that night.

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2632876.html#p2633327

Yeah, no one directly requested it, but people where talking about it, and it was large, spreading over into the new horse. Figured people liked it and capped it. Sorry.
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>>2745424
WORKS FOR ME.
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>>2745407
will your dick

>>2745411
Were you not paying attention

she doesnt have one

VT690H4
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>>2745407
I don't want faggots from EQD here. I know.
>implying these threads can get any shittier
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>>2745397

it was decided by communism's dependance on cooperation and people suppressing individualistic drives. also because Russia never went through a true capitalist period.
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>>2745370
>writing an expanded version
>writing a real fic instead of just some short fic/green text
I DON'T THINK MY BODY IS READY, CAP'N
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>>2745147
God damnit.

Twilight could sit on my face any day. That and oral are totally my fetish.
... except everything else about that (the unwashed stank, the farting) not only is not my fetish, but actively repels me.

So... there's part of me that really, really wants to get into this, and yet... no, it's not happening.

Nothing's happening.

I feel... weird. Inadequate? Shame?

I-it's not that you're a bad writer! It's very good writing! I promise!

I'm... I'm so sorry. This has never happened to me before.

Please don't tell anyone, okay?
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>>2745439
She has a call sign now.

>M1PG
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>>2745441
>>implying these threads can get any shittier
>Daytime /v/ rage all day and night
Today is the chillest we've been before 4AM EDT in a while, but it can get much much much worse.
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>>2745449
A real shame but thank you for the short unwashed green text.
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>>2745461
I'll allow it.
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>>2745397
>implying these would not at least be viable if they did not try to win the penis-size contest every time Americans would throw money in their next penis substitude
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>>2745441
We've got alllll summer buddy. Don't hold your breath.
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>>2745407
That is the most autistic thing I've heard all night. Who gives a fuck about ponies beyond the internet? Are you suggesting I talk about ponies to pick up a chick? What would separate me from the thousands of bronies out there besides my gym habits? Eat a goddamn cock, if I want someone to talk with ponies about, I talk to MLPG.
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>>2745478
BUT ITS TOO FUCKING SHORT
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>>2745448
Nah. Dependence on cooperation wasn't the issue. Cooperative frameworks worked fine in Yugoslavia (until Tito died and everyone decided that pan-nationalism was dead). The issue is that there's no way to set accurate prices in a command economy. You just have to guess and hope you're right, and the thing is that you're very rarely right.

>>2745491
Even if they weren't pissing away money in the arms race, they'd still have been fucked.
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>>2745495
You're a good man
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>>2745508
M1PG111111111111111111

cut or add ones out as needed.
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>>2745508
I know guys! Lets make it M1PG-1337 lel
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>>2745456

would you let Dash (and Gilda; Dash likes to share) sit on your face after she had run a race and was all sweaty?
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>>2745495
>Calls me autistic, while picking apart my post to find the one thing that it wasn't and freaking out about it.
It was a joke you double autistic shit eating king of the spazzlord from planet chucklefuck.
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>>2745434
Not him, but apology accepted.
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After thrashing my previous Pinkie picture, I decided to try out a shading method I learned from a tutorial recently. It was at this moment that I found out that I am completely shit at expressions. Noticing how creepy Pinkie looks, I decided to have a little fun and this is the result. Forgive me, MLPG.

At..at least the shading is not that bad right...?

Next pony: Rainbow Dash. There..there.. will be a background! I promise!
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>all this fart fetish chat
butt why?
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>>2745530
ROFL XD
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>>2745531
No because they are terrible ponies.
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>>2745530
M1PG-:3:3:3
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>>2745531
No.
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>>2745545
Loira!
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>>2745548
they can't hold it
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>>2745548
Some faggot keeps making it
Some faggot keeps capping it
Some faggot keeps asking more
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>>2745548
Because /co/
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>>2745532
Oh.
That's why I said goodnight on facebook and signed out, I guess. I'm awful at picking up that shit like this. I'm sorry, anon.
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>>2745554
:3c
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>>2745551
>>2745555

good for you.
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>>2745562
LOIRA?
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>>2745574
Im ok with any other sweaty member of the main cast.
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>>2745574
Thank you.
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>>2745456
But what if Twilight didn't realize how stanky her ass was? She's such a good and studious mare. She gets so absorbed into her reading that it's no surprise she absentmindedly forgets to bathe every once in awhile
Would you really have the heart to tell her that she smells bad? It might upset her.
As for the farting well..that's just something you may have to get used to when it's her fetish. She does what you want, why not indulge her a little? Who knows..you mind yourself liking it eventually.
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>>2745566
No. Fuck you nigger. We never did this on /co/. This started in the last couple weeks and I'd bet it's just 3 or 4 faggots.
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>>2745568
And also.
>Using facebook.
>Using facebook as a chat program.
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>>2745566
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>>2745564
>agen_smith.jpg
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>>2745581

>leaving out the nostrils

I did this when I first started drawing ponies and it's very very dumb.
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>>2745589
You weren't in the right parts of /co/, apparently.
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>>2745530
>my locker number in HS was 1337
Luckily I was far enough along in the process of de-fagification to facepalm as soon as I found out. I never told a single person what my locker number was for fear of a reaction befitting of a twelve-year-old.
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>>2745477
I apologize for my inadequacy. Some day..some day I shall write something glorious and you will not be disappointed.
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>>2745598

>before Atlantis sank.jpg
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>>2745548
>>2745564
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>>2745589
I thought the same. I remember them spamming scat version of porn images in here as well.

>>2745598
Oh you.
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>>2745598
[1]
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>>2745589
>not having to fart super bad /co/
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>>2745611
>soon
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>>2745616
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>>2745604
>>2745633
I was referring to the mlp general, not /co/ in general.
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>>2745602
you talkin shit bout mai waifu
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>>2745625
that's not a pun, Agent Smith. It's just a joke.
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>>2745633
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>Finally fucking our wiafu
We did it, gentlemen.
>We find out that that little spell Twilight and the princess put in also acts like a camera.
FUCK
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>>2745591
I use facebook because I have normalfag friends and I don't live anywhere near them anymore because school. Also it's a pretty decent way to get laid without really doing anything or going anywhere.
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>>2745664
>Also it's a pretty decent way to get laid without really doing anything or going anywhere.

Teach me your ways.
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>>2745589
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
MY SIDES
MY SIDES OH DEAR SWEET JESUS
PFFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But seriously, I hope you're trolling otherwise remove yourself from the premises.
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>>2745633
>Not having to shake super bad.
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>>2745530
>>2745526
>>2745554
>>2745550
>Registration number must start with N and consist of 5 characters, ending with a letter (Cannot use letters I or O)

N1GG3R
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>>2745667
>pocky
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>>2745519
I am not trully fond of economics but I am a bit too skeptic to believe that the superpower that alone could make the whole west shit bricks with their productivity would have a hard time covering basic needs just because they would not be able to guess the demand.
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>>2745672

WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDXDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
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>>2745667
>unnecessary leaf
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Bedtime doodle. Sorry it's bland and not at all original. I think the hat came out well at least.
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>>2745674
what the fuck is pocky? and why do weaboos shit themselves over it?
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>>2745669
be attractive and funny
feel confident with yourself and be in a university with lots of lonely people
be bisexual in california
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>>2745672
nah
D13C15-5CUM
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>>2745672
>She does not understand why air trafic always sound slike they are chuckling when she tells them her ID
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>>2745699
>that tape
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>>2745689
It was originally covering her butt.
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>>2745689
>Shit, look at all this white space...
>Wait, I know! A plant!
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>>2745700
>what the fuck is pocky?
chocolate on a wafer tube.
>why do weeaboos shit themselves over it
it's from Japan
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>>2745669
If you're a beta faggot who can't get laid without Facebook, Facebook isn't going to help.
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>>2745702

>be attractive and funny

fuck

>feel confident with yourself and be in a university with lots of lonely people

fuck

>be bisexual in california

I already am ;_;
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>>2745700
it's little chocolate-covered cookie sticks. They're pretty good and they eat them in all the anime
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>>2745705
>Must start with N

BEEFED IT
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>>2745667
>Rarity is dealing with the loss of her leg rather well.
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>>2745729
fucking weaboos
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>>2745689
Got bored. Enjoy.
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>>2745744
How can you fuck them when none of them is attractive?
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>>2745720
it's okay anon
sex isn't even the best thing out there
really just being able to wake up next to someone and know that you'll wake up next to them for the foreseeable future is the best feel.
i have known it only once and it was taken from me ;_;
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>>2745729
>They're pretty good.
Stop lying to them you weaboo.
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The page isn't loading for me in FireFox. I have to cap the final posts in IE, so they will be slightly different. My apologizes.
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>>2745702
>be bisexual in california
Oh hey, you too?
High five yo.
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>>2745762

I'm so lonely ;_;

Okay let's stop now this is pathetic
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>>2745752
Now make the pocky dicks.
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>>2745773
Oh shut up already.
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>>2745762
>tfw no sex drive
>tfw can't understand the insane appeal of sex
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>>2745587
I think...

Yes, I will tell her she stinks. I'll try not to be mean about it. Part of friendship is being able to tell people things they might not want to hear.
It's okay, Twilight. I understand. But you need to take a bath now. Here, I'll even draw the bath for you and help you scrub.

... yes, fine, you can bring a book with you. Just try not to get it wet.

... that's seriously your fetish? Well, okay, relationships are about compromise.
... but I'm not smelling it, and not in the face. That's where I draw the line, girl.

(farts can still be funny, though)
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>>2745778
I'm a rare breed
a bisexual bottom
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>>2745778
>>2745702
>>2745720
>mfw I'm straight in California and I see all these bisexuals in the same state
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>>2745803

we know where we came from, big boy.
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>>2745803
I feel your pain.
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I'm telling you we have to have a california meetup orgy.

No fatties though.

I wonder if Roogna will come
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>>2745799
Me too.
We bros now?
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>>2745803
California needs a massive earthquake so it just breaks off the mainland and slides into the sea.
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>>2745819
Slaanesh scum.
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>Rarity Quest
>Turns out Rarity is a slut.
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>>2745803
>mfw I'm straight and live in Hillcrest

get on my level
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>>2745843
To go hang with Hawaii? Alaska can come too.
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>>2745843
Baja and Cali should just form the Californian Republic
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>>2745840
I don't see why not. I'll see you around the general, I'm going to bed

>>2745843
hey fuck you, I'm only going to school here
>tfw share a state with winston
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>>2745854
>rarity quest
>turns out get off the table
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so wait, how many of you live in the top half?
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>>2745699
The hat looks right. It looks decent, within your style.

>>2745782
Like this?
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>>2745882

Sacramento here.
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>>2745859
To hang with the creatures on the sea floor.

Enjoy your nightmare fuel.
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>>2745851
suck a cock, khorne-lover
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>>2745882
>Living in Northern Cali.
>Implying they are capable of using a computer.
Fucking stoners.
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>>2745897
>Implying I'm Chaos

I purge Xenos and Heretics for the Emprah. Thank you very much!
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>>2745843
>implying we wouldn't economically cripple the United States if that happened
>even if the state is run by fucking morons...
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/tg/ plz shut the fuck up
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>>2745882
Southern California here.
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>>2745888

know who else is up here? (or at least was)

Eurobeat
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>>2745854
>Rarity Quest
>Spend a hour arguing whether to put it in and then say we love her or say we love her and then ask her to she wants to fuck
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>>2745912
Texas here, we'd be more than happy to pick up the slack.
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>>2745915
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>>2745912
California is turning into a black hole for money.

We'd be better off without it.
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>>2745920

Cool we should all hang out.

Just kidding stay away from me.
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>>2745915
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>try to make a suggestion for Rarity Quest
>the fucking slowass site crashes my browser and doesn't let me get back for 7 goddamned minutes
>to late to make the comment I wanted
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>>2745882
>NorCal
Oh god, my sides
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>>2745921
I don't get why asking her a simple question was so hard to agree on.
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>>2745923
Since most of our economic gains over the last decade has come from industry moving to the state from California and other states, this might actually work out for us.
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>>2745948
No offense, but you have to admit you're kind of an idiot, and not "understanding" something isn't exactly a stretch for you.
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>>2745946
Oh, you too? Good it isn't just me. Hopefully they will have their problem fixed by tomorrow.
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>>2745923
>According to the 2007 Census of Agriculture’s ranking of market value of agricultural products sold, nine of the nation's top 10 producing counties are in California. The sales of these nine counties accounted for 6.6 percent of the nation's total sales value.
>http://www.cdfa.ca.gov/statistics/
I'd like to see you try.
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>>2745071
got a little bit distracted there for a bit but I'll continue on if people want me to
The leg lock she puts on you jams your face right up against her ass, more specifically your mouth to her anus.
At that she justifies that it's time for you to put your mouth to work.[/spoiler
You open your mouth letting short humid breaths of air flow against her asshole, causing it to twitch slightly. She bites her hoof in impatience.
You idle your tongue out, swirling it around her spotless pucker. She gasps and arches her back most theatrically. Working with your hands you direct more gas towards the exit while using your tongue to relax the tightness of her sphincter until a hot and heavy fart blasts outwards, stench immediately hitting you like a ton of bricks.
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>>2745977
>The government pays farms to produce a shortage of produce

We'll make do.
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>>2745968
It's not that he's an idiot, it's that he's actually got a mental block that would cause problems with basic human interaction like that. I want to say Asperger's, honestly. Got a friend with that that acts JUST like him when he gets all flustered and argumentative.
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>>2745977
No problem. Anything to get rid of that horrible little tumor on the side of our country.

GO TEXAS.
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funfact: The name California comes from a spanish legend of a giant beautiful black queen called Calafia that ruled an amazonian kind of civilization that used weapons made of Gold
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>>2745992
Go on.
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>>2745977
>Farming
>The most government funded thing ever.
>In a state that is nearly a 3rd world country because of the government spending money it does not have.
Not proving your point there, Lib.
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>>2746009
No wonder it's full of dumbshits, Gold is a horrible metal for weapons!
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>>2746002
Nah. I think he's an idiot. He doesn't have asperger's -- his problem seems to be the printed word, not basic human interaction.
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>>2745968
>literally over two pages over what we should do now.
>Aspirant finally gives us three choices.
>everyone picks A.
>second half is anons bitching about how beta everyone is.
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>>2745973
The admin told us there is something wrong with the server.
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>>2745948
remember that most of these people have never had a passionate, romantic fuck in their lives
I was sitting there laughing the entire time
the trick is to maintain facial proximity
keep close and whisper everything right into his/her ears
breathless kissing or face-pressing is a sign of being in the mood/take me right the fuck now mode
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>>2746003

just pissy because we have landscape that actually changes.
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>>2745977
Give us a chopper and friendly fire and we'll take care of it.
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HAHA, SPEAKING OF COMMIEFORNIA

>>>/k/11986798
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>>2746054
>Meanwhile Alaska is laughing it's ass off as it rolls in money and bitches made of oil.
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>>2746033
Listen, it's not about picking choice A or B or C
He just said he doesn't "get" why people would ever chose another option than him.
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>>2746054
>ITS NOT A BUG ITS A FEATURE
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>>2746030
Granted, I haven't had a good nights sleep in nearly a months, and I am out of it, but come on, that wasn't civil interaction. The obvious decision should have been this from the start: >>2746041

But the arguing was because everyone was acting 'beta'. That I don't get.
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>>2746071
>bitches made of oil

Can we maybe get a sleek, drippy oil pone?
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>>2746041
>remember that most of these people have never had a passionate, romantic fuck in their lives
>It might be a bit soon for us to get it up again
Pfhaha you´re right.
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>>2746071
I want to go to Alaska.

It sounds like such a magical place full of wonderful people.
Burly people. Burly men. And women.
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>>2746088
and bears
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>>2746071

i do wish the weather were colder here.
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>>2746102
Burly bears.
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>>2746084
You're asking a woman who is moaning on top of your cock if it's "okay" to have sex now.
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>>2746086
it's been done
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>>2746088
The people are rude, large, armed, and angry.
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>>2746071

Alaska elected Sarah Palin as a governor.

I would shoot myself before ending up there.
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>>2746088
From what I see on "Alaska State Troopers," it seems to basically be Oklahoma with more snow.
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>>2745791
She reluctantly takes a bath, feeling a little hurt that you were so blunt about telling her she needed one.
She's understanding of how you feel but she also feels like she must have done something wrong. She's new to being in a relationship. She thought relationships were about being completely open with each other about everything.
She's ashamed of her fetish now and when you're together she sometimes sulks about awkwardly, too shy to bring the topic up out of fear of disturbing you more than she already has.
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>>2746088
I went on a cruise once. There's a small town the moons the last cruise ship of every cruise season.
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>>2746109
>Even the clothing is oily.
Slugbox, calm down on the afroshine.
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>>2746088
And depression.
And alcoholism.
And rape.
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>>2745992
Please use a dead thread. There is only one guy that likes these enough to respond.
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>>2746073
No, that wasn't it at all, I didn't get why there was so much emphases on 'Give her the dick' and ridiculing romance as beta behavior.

>>2746108
I was speaking in terms of the quest, consent is key for Rarity, her being a classy pony.
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>>2746113
Definitely my kind of people.

Am I allowed to bring my own weaponry.
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>>2746108
We were trying to be romantic.
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>>2746138
So...Alaskans are vikings?
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>>2746143
I don't like it either, but damn at least he's talking about something related to ponies.
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>>2746108
Look, some women can be strange like that. I was raped when I was a kid, and when I first had actual consensual sex, I was on the verge of tears the entire time. If you're with someone like that, you have to take your chances and press forward, otherwise they will never release their grip on abstinence. Be nice about it though, don't outright insist. Direct them into situations instead of pressing them.
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>quest
>focus on social and romantic interaction
>causes thread-wide flamewars and bitchfests
>arguments for hours over how to behave around a woman

lel
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>>2746165
Fuck you Alaska has bears.
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>>2746143
I don't really give a fuck about whatever they're talking about, so I just ignore it.
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>>2746149
Sure.
But you know, don't get offended if they snicker at how small they are.
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>>2746170
> I was raped when I was a kid, and when I first had actual consensual sex, I was on the verge of tears the entire time.

How the fuck does that apply to ANYTHING
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>>2746170
And then things got weird
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pony butts
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>>2746170
I knew I shouldn't have cut out on sleep this night.
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>>2746184
Yeah yeah.
>small caliber
>only 9mm
Shoot someone or something enough and it'll go down.
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>>2746170

>i am an extraordinary case
>i am the standard to go by
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>>2746190
indeed
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>>2746187
I didn't want to have sex
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>>2746187
anon is trying to say that you should make sure your partner is comfortable with what you two are about to do, regardless of how you interpret the signs they are giving
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>>2746187
>>2746188
Such is life in the General.
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>>2746170
Speaking from experience?

Want to talk about it? MLPG is here.
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>>2746210

And in what way is that relevant to what happened in the quest?
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>>2746216
Wait, wrong post.
Now things just got more awkward.
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Hey MLPG
It's Three in the Morning
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>>2746224

lol
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>>2746147
This just screams "I've never been with a woman." Not that it's uncommon here, but don't shove lies down my throat.
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>>2746199
I'm glad Sunday is the day of rest for the threads. Nothing going on quest wise, and hopefully there won't be any drama to stay awake for.
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>>2746218
see
>>2746211
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>>2746225
No it's 2.
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>>2746204
Except bears.
You know what caliber they use to defend themselves against bears?
.454 Casull.
That shit's the size of a AA battery.
And you know what?
You shoot a bear with that and it'll just run.
Won't even have the decency to die either.
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>rarity quest will never finish
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>>2746237
fact
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>>2746230
>>>/b/
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>>2746216
I've actually already talked about it. MLPG isn't really the place, I was just trying to provide sort of an emotional connection to what people assume women think.
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>>2746170
>some cry
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>>2746225
then i still have another hour before i've lost control of my life
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>>2746159
Pretty much.
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>>2746237
>Implying a juggalo can count.
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>>2746108
>Fluttershy asks if it's okay if you could put your dick in

I couldn't help but laugh at the thought.
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>>2746243
Oh yeah, bears, I know how fucking tough those things are.
Especially grizzlies.
I've heard the stories, guy fills a bear full of lead and the bear still tears the dude limb from limb.

Scary shit.
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>>2746233

>I didn't want to have sex but my partner pushed me through it and now I'm better
>You should ask if sex is okay even if the woman is moaning on your dick

These are completely opposite statements
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>>2746088
I lived in Fairbanks once and it was awful
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>>2746243
.30 Carbine handles them pretty handily.

Largest bear ever killed was put down with a fucking .22.
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>>2746263
DAMMIT FLUTTERSHY
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>>2746138
>Someone speculated that if they put a five cent tax on alcohol in Alaska the state would get over 35 million extra dollars.
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Assuming there are 26 more episodes in season 3, what would be a good number of cmc dedicated ones?
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>>2746284
Now you imagine her trying to instruct you before and during sex.
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>>2746292
0
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>>2746280
What about that guy who killed a bear by shoving his arm down it's throat and choking it out by biting it's neck?
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>>2746292
five or six
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>>2746292
-3
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>>2746244
Oh, it'll have an end. Pinkie Quest had to end, and so too will Rarity Quest.

I'm too tired right now to write a proper ending, though I think I wasn't going to end it after this session anyways.


Anywho, thanks all for joining me in my ramblings again. I hope you enjoyed it.

Have a nice night/morning everyone.
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>>2746292
0
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And tonight's session, condensed.
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>>2746292
>Assuming there are 26 more episodes in season 3

13. Just 13.
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>>2746314
Thank you for tonight!
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>>2746292
I'd say three, where they get their cutie marks
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>>2746309
>didnt get his arm taken off
bullshit
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>>2744463
>blown away
Badum tiss
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>>2746323
>new line of products
No way.
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>>2746314
when is next session
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>>2746278
>90 degrees in the summer.
>-60 in the winter.
>Everyone who lives there is insane.
No shit.
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>>2746292
two-enty three
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>>2746314
No no, I just meant for tonight.

I want to read it all at once.
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>>2746269
What I was trying to say was that if you don't take initiative, you'll never make it past second base. I apologize, I went a bit too /soc/-y
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>>2746314
We have one more day on the Vacation so I guess another session is in order.
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>>2746292
between 10 and 25
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>>2746308
>The 'AI' in the room acts like a camera.
>It saw everything.
>So did the princess.
>And Twilight.
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>>2746331
It's true.

Once the bear was passed out I think he smashed it's head in with a rock.

Don't fuck with humans.
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>>2746336
Tentative planning for Tuesday again, I'll make sure to post that in the mlpg/co thread too.
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>>2746346
I agree. If you don't take risks, you'll never get what you want.
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>>2746352
>And Luna
>They all watched together
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>>2746123
Time for a friendship lesson. Lovers, like friends, don't always see eye to eye on everything. We still love her, but we don't want to smell her unwashed asshole any more than she wants us to insult Celestia.
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Since when is the general full of bear killing mountain men?
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>>2746366
I would be surprisingly okay with this.
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>>2746378
Always, we just like to pretend we're cute little girls.
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>>2746292
3 would be a good number. One of them would at least be about Scootaloo and the other is where they get their cutie marks.
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>>2746356
>Sometimes nature tries to test if humans are indeed the apex predator.
>She does this rarely, because the results scare the shit out of her.
>Decides using tornadoes to fuck with them is much safer, they just blame God for that.
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>>2746378
I thought everyone knew many of us were burly bear killing mountain men.
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>>2746362

remember: Wednesday
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>>2746379
Me too
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>>2746378
>>2746386

Lumberjacks trying to teach pony to chop trees with the ponies having axes in their mouths
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>>2746378
we've always got a few try-hard /k/ommandos lurking.
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>>2746366
Spike saw the whole thing too
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>>2746385
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>>2746292
Zero. CMC episodes are without exception awful. inb4 PVC
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>>2746366
I'm sure Celestia gave her sister shit about being a humanfucker.
>"I DID NOT FUCK THAT HUMAN!"
>'But you would have if given the chance.'
>"..."
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>>2746395
Yes, yes, I'm aware. I missed last weeks because I was away from my computers. Shouldn't be a problem this week.
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>>2746403
what

where is anything try hard
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>>2746411
>>2746385
/tg/ pls go
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Updated: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive
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>>2746366
>"All my friends watched me have sex."
>"And Applejack too!
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>>2746412
Cutie mark chronicles was great, if only for the fact it showed everyone fair screen time.
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>>2746207
Would you agree if Discord offer to let you become one of the mane six's butts? Not the asshole or the pussy, just the butt. Which one would you choose?
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>>2746143
Man..it's not hurting anyone, is it? I'm spoilering the text. I'm not eating up the image limit. Please bear with me..I'm almost done. I'm really sorry you don't like it..I don't know.


>>2745992
She blushes bright red after that last one, apologizing about how uncouth it was.
You cough lightly and shake your head, recovering from the blast. You insist that it's all worth it if it brings your dear sweet relief.
At this she grabs your head and snuggles it, doting you with kind words about how you're so understanding of a lady's needs.
After nearly crushing you she lets go and says that there's only a little bit more left and then she'll be good.
You decide to enthusiastically end things and place your mouth right up to her puffy anus. You begin to gently suckle on it, causing her to shudder and press her hooves against your head to keep you in place.
You hear the bubbles of gas gathering together and continue massaging her belly which is already much softer now from the previous expulsions.
You press your fingers a bit more forcefully into your love's stomach. At the same time you shove your tongue as deep as it can go into her pucker.
A mix between a squeak and a moan escapes as her pucker loosens, blasting one last grand finale of a fart into your mouth.
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>>2746426
the whole "FYE" thing on /tg/ might be the only thing more insufferable than constant 40k shit.
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>>2746427
Thanks Sent
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>>2746444
i don't...even
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>>2746378
Sorry, living in Alaska makes you a smug asshole.
I'm not sorry at all.
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>>2746436
Stop that.
She's had a hard life.
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>>2746449
shh
don't cry
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>>2746331
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>>2746447
>Man..it's not hurting anyone, is it?
for the record, I don't give a fuck what you do. Keep on keeping on.
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>>2746447
Almost there.
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>>2746449
It'll be okay. I know it's hard being so heretical.
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>>2746469
>Keep on keeping on

you said that before. What does it mean?
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>>2746444
Do I get to talk and make small movements, or am I just a piece of meat?
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>>2746449
>HFY threads pop up maybe once every 2 days, even then getting spammed to shit by some autistic wikispammer
>Meanwhile the entire front page is quest threads
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>>2746447
I'm enjoying it anon
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>Discord to return

Sepculation? Another 2 parter? Would it be the beginning or the end of the season? Or would it be a simple one episode?

Gilda may return. She has a toy. Very strange to give a one shot from 2 years ago a toy. Lots of possibility for drama with her connection with Dash.
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>>2746416
I really want a Luna quest. It would be great if we weren't the one spilling spaghetti all the time.
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>>2746483
Just keep doing whatever, man. Be cool.
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>>2746467
>Alaskans in charge of creating kinda weird museum displays.
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Hey I don't know what the fuck is going on here but someone toss me some requests that I will be doing tomorrow.

Give me up to five requests. I promise to finish them tomorrow to the letter. Results may vary.

Not tonight as I'm currently rough lining a comic page before sleeping.
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>>2746449
Some of the stories were nice. That one with the pillars humanity left on some developing alien planet telling them they're under our protection managed to warm the cold, bitter cockles of my heart.
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>>2746500
>Another 2 parter with Discord
Just kill me.
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>>2746375
Now she understands completely.
But that doesn't stop her from "accidentally" shifting her butt right into your face and farting while you sleep at night.
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>>2746447
Now it's time to take our mouth, full of her gas and give her a big old kiss.
Think dutch oven mouth hug.
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>>2746504
Rose draws the best furry
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>>2746511
>Wyoming.
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>>2746502
It may interest you that when I took votes for next Quest, Rarity beat Celestia and Fluttershy by one vote, quickly followed by Luna.

So it's a possibility.
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>>2746517
>Just kill me.

I agree it might feel "here we go again". Which is why I think they might try something new. Maybe they need his help or something. And he ends up betraying everyone because who the fuck could trust him?
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>>2746487
Shit, I haven't been there in a year. Once the mods cracked down again and legit threads kept getting deleted, I was done with that crap.

I never participated in quests, but I didn't care too much if there were a lot of them.
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>>2746452
So Twilight?

>>2746486
You can talk and make small movements, yes. Normally you can only be heard by her, but if you yell loud enough a pony that has his or her head very close could hear you.
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>>2746500
I'd be fine with Discord returning, as long as it's surprising. Maybe in a regular episode, where the only way for the mane six to save the day is to strike a deal with him.
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>>2746526
But that's just a bear you fucking furfag.
A bear sitting on a horse.
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>>2746532
>Maybe they need his help
For what?
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Why aren't you watching the Black Caviar race MLPG?
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>>2746512
Rarity in a hot tub
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>>2746539
An anthro bear sitting on an anthro horse.
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>>2746536
Then yes.
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>>2746526
>implying it's not that scene from Brother Bear
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>>2746500
ever since de lancie complimented mic the microphone on his music he is dead to me now
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>>2746529
>Wyoming
Oh, General, you and your crazy made up places.
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>>2746512
Dash flying in the rain and just, simply enjoying the fuck out if it. More than we can understand.
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>>2746502
Is it strange that I want to fuck NMM more than Luna? I like both but I like her more.
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>downstairs neighbors smoking weed outside my window

Every fucking night.
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>>2746513
The Veil of Madness stories were fun. There were some silly ones and some stupid ones with fun ideas too.

What if none of the creatures in Equestria had adrenaline or an adrenaline equivalent? What would they think of a human after seeing him act while adrenaline was coursing through his veins?
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>>2746530
I would love to date a lush, socially awkward Luna.
>She drinks because she heard it helps ponies become more social.
>In her head, more drinks = more social = more friends.
>Half the time the quester has to escort a drunken princess back to the castle.
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>discord comes back
>he is defeated by the friendship of teenage horses

oh wow i cannot wait for that exciting episode
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>>2746558
I forgot all about Brother Bear, to be completely honest. I just went by dialogue anons were making in the thread.
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>>2746560
He did? Fucking where?
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>>2746530
I would be all over a Luna quest.
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>>2746575
Ask if you can join him. Nothing like free drugs.
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>>2746500
If it's just another beginning of the season two parter where they defeat Discord it's probably going to suck. I don't really see how they can make it fundamentally different enough from ROH to be interesting.
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>>2746533
Every once in a while I go to the archive, I just wish they'd make a separate section for quest threads over on suptg.
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does anyone have the pic of yellowquiet, squiggletail, speedyanal etc etc?
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>>2746587
I would rather have a Celestia quest.
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>>2746555
There you go making words again.
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>>2746546

Bigger magical threat. Maybe a Lawful type who wants to impose a new order on the world. Someone who outclasses Celestia and Twilight in terms of power.
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>>2746512
Fluttershy barely standing inches off of the ground, beaten, with an epic look in her eye of determination.
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>>2746574
I like to think its Celestia afterall, just to fuck around with Twilight.
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>>2746557
But you didn't tell me which pony you chose.
>tfw MLPG would rather talk about farts and states instead of butts
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>>2746512
Foal Applejack sleeping under a tree
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>>2746582
Two parts episodes are always shit in this show.
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>>2746575
I know that feel. I think my neighbors are dealing drugs. People are always going in and out, and there is a lot of yelling sometimes.
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>>2746536
How would each of the main six react to the discovery that their butt has suddenly become sentient?
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>>2746560
>>2746586
He's an old guy trying to act cool. Cut him some slack.
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>>2746598
I maek wurds
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Guys, I've been pretty depressed lately. I can't enjoy video games anymore and my buddies stopped watching ponies with me. I'm also a fat neckbeard. What should I do?
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>>2746512
The main cast caught under a tree in a thunderstorm
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>>2746586
some shitty brony EQD bronycon interview
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Yeah
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>>2746604
>"I fucking love firefly's!"
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>>2746574
Nightmare has her exotic, evil dominatrix vibe going for her. Luna is flat-out more adorable though.

I would totally fuck Nightmare, but would attempt to woo Luna into a committed relationship.
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>>2746596
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>>2746582
>>he is defeated by the friendship of teenage horses

They're clearly all 20 somethings. Except maybe Dash. She seems to be a real teenager.
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>>2746609
Except for the one with NMM and the one with Discord.
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>>2746588

He'd just laugh at me.
I stopped smoking after high school anyway. Shit makes me paranoid and it turns people into thieving assholes. Lost my best friend to a complete personality shift brought on by his dependence on weed.
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>>2746627
Come to Equestria
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>>2746627
Lose weight, get a haircut, get some hobbies, stop complaining on the internet
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>>2746599
I just dont think thats a good idea he is just going to fuck everything because he is chaos.
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Wait, so we hate RoH now?
Seriously, faggots?
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>>2746652
>we
This is not a hivemind asshole.
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>>2746652
No
Those episodes are probably top 10 for me
Top 5 if i feel like being a star trek fan boy
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>>2746520
And I sand flakes off her horn while she sleeps and sell them to Zecora. We're even.
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>>2746637
keep telling yourself that you pedophile
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>>2746658
Fuck you, yes we are.
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>>2746652

No, the people that like it just aren't talking since there's not much to say.
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>>2746652
RoH was great but bringing Discord back probably won't work too well.
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>>2746512
Please Don't be Ross.
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You've really improved Ross! I'm impressed.
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>>2746637
Rarity/AJ -- mid 20s
Fluttershy/Twilight -- 20ish
Pinkie/Dash -- late teens
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>>2746618
Twilight would try to analyze and study her sentient but
Pinkie would try to make friends with it and show it off to everyone
Rarity would be embarrassed and would try to cover it up with wacky fashions
RD would attempt surgery on herself immediately to be rid of it.
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>>2746626
>Those three.
Hi, yes I would like to report a hit and run.
All I got was the licence plate on the truck that hit me N0STA1GA.
My leg kind of smells like almonds, I don't think this is good.
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>>2746630
>2 characters i like
>drawn by ross

ugh, i will save it but not into my "good" fanart folder
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>>2746689
yeah, I was a little surprised, myself
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>>2746574
I want to break her and make her my second in command and personal slut.
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>>2746630
>that anatomy on Pinkie
You really have gotten worse
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how do you get out of depression?
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>>2746646
Show me the way anon. I'm ready for ascension.
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>>2746630
>>2746699

That can't be Ross. It's Rose or something. The characters actually look appealing. And not sagging 55 year old women who spent too much time smokign and drinking and not enough time eating right and exercising.
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>>2746699

Why not? They seem well drawn enough, compared to Ross's usual stuff.
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>>2746687
Wrong.
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>>2746720
I was never depressed.
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>>2746630
Wait

the one on the left is so good that you HAD to try an awful pinkie?

WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DRAW A GOOD EVERYTHING
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>>2746723
>The characters actually look appealing
nigga what
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>>2746723

Are you blind?
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>>2746720
Stop acting like a little bitch.
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>>2746711
>You really have gotten worse

You can tell he focused his time on the girl, and Pinkie's head. He just sort of quickly drew her body.
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>>2746720
Talk to somebody other than people on the internet
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>>2746720
Prozac.
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>>2746720
Subaru
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>>2746597
But Luna Quest would have more comedy potential. Besides, how are we supposed to be on an equal standing with an ancient goddess queen?
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>>2746720

Don't poop for a few days, then just let it all out.
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>>2746720
prescription drugs, support from family and friends, and time, anon.
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>>2746710
How do you break evil and vengeance itself?
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>>2746720
Drink alcohols.
>But those are depressants, Anon.
Shut up and get drunk faster, brain.
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>>2746722
Set sail for Ithaca.
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>>2746740
>>2746739

The chick on the left is fine. It's too good for Ross.
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How do I be as awesome as Scootaloo
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>America pony
>Clapping cutie mark
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>>2746720
Do work, get active. Do things you enjoy that is not on the internet.
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>>2746760
Ear. Scratches.
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>>2746732

Yeahhhh I fucked up the body. Whatever, there's an Eris with big hips. Jack off to that or something.
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>>2746720
Do something that wold keep your mind of it. Like vidya. Or draw. Or Write.
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>>2746720

Just like you know stop being depressed. It's that simple.
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oh man butt ice cubes are da bomb
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>>2746755
>tfw you just took a massive shit
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>>2746772
>american pony
>not mcdonalds cutie mark
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>>2746772
>Europe pony
>Failing economy cutie mark
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>>2746768
Break your own legs.
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>>2746772
What would yurop poni cutie mark be then?
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>>2746788
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
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>>2746785
No it's not
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>>2746772
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>>2746797
American semen, to symbolize our "you drink our semen, we eat your shit" pact.
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>>2746800
>Smittyg
>in charge of the vaginas
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oh blah blah blah your needs
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>>2746789
>Take a shit.
>Blood on toilet paper.
>Panic.
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>>2746447
It's so large that your cheeks actually puff out from the volume of gas.
You exhale, coughing again and then inhale, struggling for some fresh air. Each breath you take is just filled with more of Rarity's fragrance.
She positively starts panicking and pulls you up so that your head rests against her neck and shoulder. She pats your back roughly, all the while apologizing, she didn't realize she had that much gas left in her. This is followed by a lecture on the consequences of exciting a lady in such a way that you did. It's your fault for doing it the way you did you should have been more careful.
You silence her ramblings with a long and loving smooch.
She pushes you away in disgust, saying she can taste her terrible gassy discharges on your breath but her giggling tells you that all is well as you settle in for a nice round of cuddling.
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>>2746720

Therapy and drugs

Mostly drugs
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>>2746123
Things are pretty awkward for awhile.
A week goes by and the relationship becomes more and more strained and awkward. Our friends are starting to wonder if something is wrong.
Finally I can't take it anymore, and I hug her.

It's okay, Twilight, I still love you. And you're right, relationships are about being open with each other. But it works both ways.

I wasn't trying to be mean about the bath. I thought some of the other ponies might have noticed, too.
But bath time can be fun and even romantic. I'll show you. There are books about it.

Farting isn't something I'm into, and it probably never will be, but I still love you, and nothing you can do will change that. I don't want you to feel awkward or ashamed, and I'm sorry I wasn't more sensitive or clear.
You can fart around me and I won't get mad. It can even be funny! It really doesn't bother me that much.
And if we're together and you let one out, well, that's not really any big deal. I'll still laugh.

I still love you, Twilight, and you can't make me stop. And, if there's anything that I do that you don't like, you know you can talk to me about it, too, right?


But you still don't get to fart in my face.

Unless it's your birthday. Or Hearts and Hooves Day. Maybe Hearthswarming.
Then you get birthday/holiday coupons that you can redeem whenever you want.


... what do you mean you're going to save them up? ... I guess that's okay?

What's with that grin?!
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>>2746618
Twilight would try to study you. Your location means that all the tests are at least somewhat sexual.
Applejack wouldn't like you at first, but if you buttered her up with complements she'd grow to like you
Rainbow Dash would tolerate you if you told her she wasn't extreme enough to have a talking butt.
Rarity would be horrified.
Pinkie Pie would throw you a party and invite half the town.
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>>2746814
Please be legit.
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You guys are all way too non pony
All Pinkie needed to snap her out of depression was her friends
Haven't you learned anything?
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>>2746825
>just spend the entire day making bad butt jokes and puns
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>>2746839
My friends or lack thereof are the reason I fell into depression in the first place.
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>>2746839
That social interaction in humans is a great mood booster

Yes, we know. We're designed to want to have friends and mates or else we get sad

That, or we feed off love and attention and lose power without it
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>>2746720
Why would Pinkie drink an energy drink? She's all ready energetic!
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>>2746839
I know she doesn't know the word "personal space".
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>>2746630
Yeah
Galo Sengen.
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>>2746857
>tfw chrysalis isn't that different from a human waifu
>tfw pony is perfect because they don't need your love and only want it but if you don't want to give them all of it that's okay
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>>2746870
Like that's a bad thing
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>>2746850
Pinkie would love every minute of that.
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>>2746881
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>>2746825
>Pinkie Pie would throw you a party and invite half the town.
>"A ,'My Fanny Can Talk Party'?"
>"Girls, I think we need to do that party intervention thing I talked about, this is getting out of hand..."
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>>2746887
POST MORE PINKIEDASH
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>>2746893
I fucking love you.
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>>2746760
Simple. Prevent her from using her magic and then get up close and personal. Once there you can either give her belly rubs and ear scratches or beatings and rape depending on what kind of person you are. She's not used to being successfully attacked by anyone other than her sister and has not experienced any of the attacks you are using. She's a glass cannon.
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>>2746839
What if all of my friends are dead?
When is Pinkie going to teach me that lesson?
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>>2746893
Would you a Sengen pone MLPG?
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>>2746899
Have an ancient image.
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>>2746899
If you insist
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>>2746899
>pinkiedash
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>>2746883
What if humans are just changelings that liked My Giant Human so much that they forgot how to turn back?
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Why didn't Leth post his journal tonight, I'm having a blast today.
Shame
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THIS HORSE NEEDS TO DIE NOW
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>>2746919
Well that's one way to shut her up.
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>>2746920
>>2746919
>>2746916
MOORE
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>>2746919
>Mr. Hate

What ever happen to that faggot anyways?
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>>2746934
he hats us now
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>>2746899
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>>2746942
He just go.
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>>2746823
She completely takes advantage of this system, manipulating it so that she can do it whenever she feels like it.
If you don't feel like it she might use her magic to hold you down and have a little bit of fun.
She insists that you'll eventually get used to it. She's read plenty of books on psychology, fetishes, and what not. She knows what she's talking about. Just relax and try to have fun.
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>>2746940
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>>2746850
>>2746897
How would Discord react if you chose to be his butt?
Hint: There's a right answer and several wrong answers.
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>>2746940
you got it, anon guy
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>>2746926
Oh yeah, let's throw a century of darwin and biology down the drain and ignore the fact that our DNA is virtually identical to other primates and very similar to everything else on the planet

And that we have a progressive fossil record showing increasingly human-like primates over thousands of years.

What if all of equestria is the result of genetic engineering by humans? What if all sentient species there are technically related to us?

What if we created them from ourselves?
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>>2746957
>This will never be real
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>>2746957
But she dont give a fuck about Spike.
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who is celestia's favourite LoK character?
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>>2746965
>implying she doesn't want his shotacock
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>>2746960
...we crack fanny jokes together?
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>>2746970
Lin
Because she's in charge of defense and fucking useless
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welp
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>>2746952
"Twilight, no! Not now!"
"Nope! I have a coupon!"
FRRT!
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>Season 3 sets the stage for a 4th season
>The show is cancelled
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ponies aren't the only thing that needs to die
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>>2746964
>>2746961
>>2746959
THAT ALL YOU GOT?
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>>2746969
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>>2746977
Good lord.

That sounds amazing.
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>>2746890
>you start setting up butt jokes and letting her deliver the punchline herself
>you both burst into stupid giggling every time
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>>2746899
>>2746887
>>2746916
>>2746919
>>2746920
>>2746946
>>2746959
>>2746940
>>2746961
YOU'RE ALL A BUNCHA BRONY FAGGOTS
plz go
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>>2746977
I was thinking that he'd ruffle you hair and congratulate you on your bizarre choice. After the he'd reward you by offering to make you one of the mane six's ass and vagina as well as their butt.
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>>2747004
>she bursts into giggles
>you burst into little tooting farts
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>Mention Gilda or Discord could return
>All sorts of Discord speculation but no Gilda

What gives? No love for best pony?
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>>2747004
That would be fucking great
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wish Faceguy did more of these
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>>2746962
then they make an awful sci-fi movie about us

the human in the end hugs an android pony until it falls over in ectasy from overcuddle

then he chases the main character demanding hugs before she throws him in a room with changelings and flies the ship to earth to ask why we want to hug them so badly

/ponetheus
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>>2746990
Hasbro figured out how to make money from bronies. The show will last at least 5 or 6 seasons, continuing to steadily decline in quality.
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>>2747010

She's cool.
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>>2746992

IT HASN'T
EVEN
BEGUN
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>>2747006
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>>2746952
I'm not him, but that's when I'd leave her.
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>Snarky Bastard in a /v/ thread
>>>/v/144302752
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>>2747010
While I love Gilda to death I can't think of a way they'd bring her back.
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>>2747013
>Go into hypersleep
>Woken up 2000 years by a talking marshmallow pony
>Wat do
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>>2747017
>>2747010

If she returns, I just hope they don't derail her character. The Evil Gilda REturns! Or Gilda gets a redemption and ends up laughing with everyone.
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>>2747032
>Running into tripfags out of the general.

This is always surreal for me.
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>>2747037
>rape
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>>2747019
that is double gay
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NEW HARSE

>>2747047
>>2747047
>>2747047
>>2747047
>>2747047
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>>2747037
Hug her and cuddle her and brush her mane with our fingers, and scratch her ears until she a drooling puddle of pony. After that I go searching for my next victim.
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>>2747042
i keep seeing Pacce and Deaf in /co/. it's weird indeed.
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>>2747059
but that's where they are native to
they post there all the time, unfortunately
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>>2747059
They're from there dude.
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>>2747035
>While I love Gilda to death I can't think of a way they'd bring her back.

Simple.
>Competition/Quest
>Dash and Gilda competing
>Awkward "hello's" at first
>Others note that they haven't had contact since the last incident
>Compete against each other
>Accident/villain/whatever happens, and Gilda and Dash work together
>They both apologize for before, and try to make amends
>She still doesn't like Pinkie or the others though.
>Dear Princess Celestia, I learned that you shoudn't give up on old friends even if they have flaws, and that it's okay to have two groups of friends who don't like each other.
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>>2747059
I ran into a few on /v/ and shit like that. Maybe a few on /mu/. No one recognizes that they are horsefuckers Minus one time Pacce posted about FO:E on a fucking Fallout General. so it feels unsettling.
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>>2747010

Making out with Gilda would be really weird because of the beak.
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>>2747102

SPEAKING OF WHICH

>>>/v/144308879
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>>2747104
imagine a blowjob. it might be better than one may think.
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>>2747057
>Hug her and cuddle her and brush her mane with our fingers, and scratch her ears until she a drooling puddle of pony. After that I go searching for my next victim.

>This is what passes for rape in Equestria
>There is a manhunt involving every police organization in the country
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>>2747119
Dammit I know it must be someone from here.
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>>2747102
the only one I recognize on /mu/ is Cease, but he's cool. btw, is there any particular reason why I keep seeing alot of ponyfaggotry over there lately?
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>>2747150

No joke, I read the post about Pacce posting FO:E in a Fallout thread, opened up a /v/ tab, immediately saw a Fallout thread, said to myself "I wonder..." clicked on it and saw that post.

Fucking uncanny.
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>>2747133
I thought we were on a Pony space station that was staffed by somewhere between nine and twelve attractive ponies, some of who are only a few days away from retirement.

I could always try and do another Cuddlerape quest if I can get two or more people that want it. Maybe it could be a prequel to the last one.
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>>2747175
Or maybe not. I forgot this horse is dead and no one is going to see this.
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>>2747350
I smile as his eager member comes into view, framed by his beautiful engorged balls. I snake in and start teasing them with my fingers as I vigorously rub his stomach with my other hand. He may be a frequent customer, but I endeavor to keep the interest of all my patrons, and that means variety. Tonight I plan on making him beg for it, no matter how much my own body does the same. Serves it right for interrupting my reveries earlier.

My hands graze upward, teasing his shaft with light latex kisses as my fingers dance across his head. By now his excitement has made itself known as the beginning dribbles of pre inch their way out. I take a drop on my finger and suckle on it as I come up into his field of vision.

"So, what will it be tonight, honey?" My breath snakes its way across his face as I trace his jawline. "How can I make your wildest fantasies come true?"
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>>2747546
He lets out a long, slow breath as your finger traces his face. He leans forward as it leaves, desperate for contact. His eyes slide open, and he stares into yours, your faces only inches apart. You chuckle quietly as his mouth hangs open, and rise to your hooves to tower over him.

"I've been thinking about you all day." His head turns to follow you as you circle around him, gloved hands brushing his coat as you lope. "You don't know how it gets when this place isn't open..." You place your hands on his back, running them up and around his neck as you lean onto his back. His breathing quickens as your breasts meet him, the soft flessh pressing down on either side. "No one can do it like you. I can barely sleep without feeling you around me." You slide forward, your confined tits sliding up his back as you rest your head right alongside his, staring out over the throng of clubbers before you. A gentle, regular plipping proclaims his intense arousal, pre flowing steadily from his erect cock

"Please," he groans, shutting his eyes tight, "I need you so bad..."
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>>2747873
I chuckle at his pleas. His desperation is flattering, and judging by the ever-growing crowd each night, he isn't the only one I inspire such feelings in. It's difficult being so popular sometimes.

I gaze out at the multitude of stares on us, the hungry looks on their faces giving me strength as they watch my exhibition. "Is that so..." I trail off as I gently shift my breasts across his back and trail across his cock. "Well then why don't you show me how much you want me tonight?" My mane slowly inches down his neck, inching in front of his eyes until his vision is dominated by my shimmering strands, and my grip tightens as I embrace his back right into the inviting window of cleavage on my front.

"Don't be shy now. All these stallions want the same thing. You're going to have to prove to them just how much you deserve all of my attention tonight, big boy. Unless you feel like sharing..." I start nibbling the tips of his ears as I bat my eyes at a yellow-coated one at the edge of the stage.
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>>2748159
He breathes deeply as your mane enshrouds him, and breath rattles as he exhales. "You know I'm better than them. Anything they could do for you, I could do better and longer..." There's a wet slap as his hips buck slightly. "And I'd do anything for you." Another slap. You laugh hautily as you realize what he's trying to do, and with a thought, put a swift end to his self-gratification. He whines as he tries to continue, but his cock hands still in the air, unable to find purchase on his belly, dispite the increasing vigor of his bucks.

"Damnit," he grumbles under his breath "I don't care anymore. I'll do whatever it takes, give you whatever you want... Just stop teasing me, I NEED this." He shifts uncomfortably underneath you, deserpate to work out his pent up frustrations.
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>>2748540
I bathe in his desperation, getting off in the feeling of absolute power over him I have at this moment. His eagerness betrays him as he bucks desperately, his back sending wonderful feelings through my chest as they push my engorged nipples up and against my suit in a variety of directions.

"Oh, I can see that," I moan as I slink around in front of him. "Such an eager boy, willing to spend all his time and money just to whack himself off on-stage and in the hands of the most beautiful mare while the whole world watches." I sneer, reaching out with the magic I have surrounding his penis and squeezing hard.

I pull him down flush against my body, nestling his chin into my cleavage and enjoying the pressure of his engorged member against my abdomen and down through my legs. "If you're so eager to use it, then show me just how well you can, big man." Finally, I reward his eagerness as his treasure is revealed, my vagina beginning to kiss his shaft as it is exposed underneath him.
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>>2748819
You place your hands on his shoulders as you begin to grind against him, your delicate lips sliding along his shaft. He tilts his head down and buries his muzzle between your breasts, groaning his thanks as your slick marehood slides along his length. A stream of pre spills onto your belly as you work, the fruits of your labor lubricating your suit as you move under him. He begins to shift along with you, each stroke bringing his tip closer and closer to your now dripping honeypot.

With one final motion, his cock slips free of your tender kiss, and then suddenly dives deep between your luscious lips. He gasps as he slides in, all the desperation melting away in your hot folds. He presses his face deeper into your tits and begins to pump himself in and out of your folds. You let your head fall back as he works, reveling in the fullness his girth provides. You stare out at the now inverted club, and throught he corner of your eye notice that same yellow colt from before, staring intently at the two of you as he slides out of his sheath. The horny devil riding you is too lost in the moment to notice or care, and you develop a wicked grin. Locking eyes with the colt, you open your mouth wide, slideing your tongue out in invitation as you beckon him to the stage.
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>>2749149
I would never admit it, but the feeling as his member slips into me is something I had been nearly as desperate for myself, the eagerness with which my lips devour it the only betrayal. I groan in pleasure as he pumps me, giving his all to the one thing he desired so intently. His efforts are vigorous and highly appreciated as I am slid back and forth across the stage, grinding my butt against the confines of my clothing as I do so.

Even still, I can focus on the yellow bystander as I beckon him forward, a tingling magical field lifting and carrying him over me as I take his enthusiastic member into my mouth, tongue basting and kissing it as my marehood squeezes around my other partner. It milks him for all his seed he has to offer me, muscles contracting with hungry zeal as I ensnare him between my legs.
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>>2749300
Your slurp at the new addition to your lewd display as you clamp at the stallion you've tended to. You close your eyes and let your mind go, simply enjoying the feeling of being filled from both ends. You lose all track of time, forgetting your composure as you gulp ravenously at the cock trying to plumb your throat. It barely registeres that the three of you are no longer alone onstage. You glance to either side as the two stallions jostle you between them. From your point of view, you can't make out their faces, but you get a marvelous view of their hanging erections. Apparently the little show you're putting on has got some of the guests excited enough to overcome their nerves. You smile around the girth filling your mouth, and decide to milk the situation for all its worth. You begin twisting your head as your work his shaft, moaning shamelessly into his cock as you thrust your hips up off the ground to take as much dick as you can. Your latex suit creaks as you writhe on the ground, squeaking between the floor and the red stallion's body. You arch your eyebrows pitifully, and reach your hands out to either stallion, grasping at the air in front of their dicks.

They edge forward, playing right into your scheme, and your desperate moans get louder, taking on a pleasured, grateful tone as your hands wrap around their throbbing members. They soon stand over you, allowing you easy access to their thick colthoods. Thin rivulets of pre slide between their flesh and the latex gliding along it, causing wet squelching noises with each stroke. By now almost everyone in the club has turned to stare at the stage, the dull roar of conversation gone, and in its absence only the thumping backbeat of the music, and your sultry, muffled cries.
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>completely misread a line
>Response ends up flawed

Crap, sorry
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>>2749375
I lose myself in the beat, the rhythmic pounding taking on a steady life of its own as both cocks throb deliciously inside me. I twist and writhe to both extend the happy tingling from my glowing latex across my burning body and to rub that eager penis further inside against my swollen clit, exploding with pleasure as I do so. At the same time I hungrily devour the river of pre in my throat, the second penis vomiting it down the very edge. I moan unintelligibly through it, eager to be finished off by the party of penises I've surrounded myself with.

My gloved hands snake their way around the others on stage, ensnaring them in the wonderful orgy I've created. I forgo the teasing and tickling I started with and just pump vigorously, eager to shower myself in as much seed as possible to put out the burning I feel all over. I don't have to wait long, my expert touch bringing all five of use to climax simultaneously for all to see.
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>>2749593
You scream into the hushed club as the group soars over the edge. Semen pours into you from either end, flooding your pussy and throat as the stallions pump furiously in your moist, hot holes. Your first partner archs his back as he bottoms out inside you, just in time to avoid the twin jets of cum that splatter across your breasts, running over the sides of your suit, and dripping through the window into your cleavage. The stallions filling you finally pull out, and allow their now softening cocks to hang over you, drooling what little seed they have left to give over your face and belly.

You allow arms to fall free as the last spurts reach you, and you raise your hand to your chest, rubbing the hot, fresh cum across your body. You smile lazily as the raging fire inside subsides, enjoying the slick feeling the night's bounty has provided.
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>>2749715
I bathe in the fresh spunk, lavishing it across my prone form and sucking leftovers off my hands as I squirm in the wondrous afterglow emanating from my loins. All of my partners have collapsed on the stage, exhausted as they lack my divine endurance.

I stand up and seal my marehood back within its loving prison, lovingly brushing my sated lips as I survey the party of eager stallions now resting shamelessly in puddles of their own seed on stage. "My my my. Weren't we eager tonight, darlings?" I tease them all with pets and tickles as I dance over to a pole, content in the knowledge that surely they all now share the same addiction. "Do clean yourselves up. I'd rather you not mess up the stage too much. The night is still young for me after all."
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Bravo. It's been a real treat, as always.

Shall I finish up the cap?
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>>2749941
If it's not too much trouble. Great fun working with you, as always. The ballgown was a pleasant surprise and most appreciated.
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>>2749962
You're quite welcome. I figured it would be a nice change of pace.

Unfortunately I don't have any images to delete in this or the next thread, so if it's all the same to you, I'll send the cap to your email. Is that alright?
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>>2750008
No problem. Thanks again.

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