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NEW PONE

Old Pone: >>2735875

This thread brought to you by: two tiny pegasi.
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>>2738611
Rumble thread.
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>>2738611
>rape
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who created rumble anyway?

to whom should i send my letter bombs?
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Should my Playstation Network name be <my first name>_Pie?
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>>2738638
Yamino.
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>>2738640
What does this thread look like, /b/
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>>2738640
yes.
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>>2738640
No, jesus christ man

get a hold of yourself
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>>2738645
Be careful whom you boop.
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Dear Princess Celestia...
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>>2738632
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>>2738647
>Loving your waifu enough to take her name.
/b/ would never be so dedicated.
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>MLPG the person
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5posU08HjXg

Except we'd realize what we were saying.
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>>2738652
BUT HOW ELSE CAN I SHOW MY LOVE FOR HER???
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>>2738611
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBwS66EBUcY
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>>2738630
It's canon!
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>>2738672
kill self

apparently it works
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>>2738576
>>2738581
Empirically false. No matter what progress I make, I still hate it.
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>>2738672
Build a shrine like a normal creepy fuck
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>fap to derpy
>best fap in weeks
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>>2738611
Which CMC is the tiniest?

>>2738653
What would happen if you booped the wrong pony?
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>>2738653
I rather poob
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>>2738697
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>>2738686
That's okay. I hate everything I write, even non-pony.

But some people like it, so that's what's important. Art is about sharing anon!
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>>2738691
was it the greentext where she confuses sex and love

because i know that feel
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Anyone have a link to Rarity Quest?
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>>2738697
they are all equally tiny
and adorable
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>>2738697
You get turned into a filly with no memory of being human
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>>2738713
http://mlpg.co/q/res/21161.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/21161.html
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>>2738683
>Be a rapist
>check with my fingers first
>flip inside out and continue as normal

what a dumb fucking idea
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>>2738682
>those top comments
UUUUUGHHH
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>>2738632
I am okay with this
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>>2738716
I MUST FIND THE WRONG PONY TO BOOP RIGHT NOW.
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>>2738720
Oh, it's going on now, cool.

Thank you.
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>>2738738
Boop me, anon.
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>>2738738
But which is the wrong pony?
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>>2738666


*grab2 diick2*
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>>2738738
But then the wrong pony would be the right pony all along.
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>>2738748
She's got a big syringe full of mutagenic filly chemicals on her nose. If you boop it, you'll be injected with it.
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>>2738698
thats not a poob thats a dooq
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>>2738762
I suppose every pony's the right pony for someone.
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>>2738769
I rather dooqs
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OOOOOOOH THAT FEEL

CANTCHA FEEL THAT FEEL

*Bwaow-now*

OOOOOOOH THAT FEEL

THE FEEL OF FEELS SURROUNDS YOU
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Would you a NMM?
All she ever wants is your attention anon.
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>>2738782
So, she's a tripfag?
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>>2738738
If you boop the wrong (right pony in the case) pony then you die like at the end of Indiana Jones And Last Crusade
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>>2738782
I guess, although I never found her that attractive or interesting.
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>>2738781
Those lyrics are wrong
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>Rarity quest rolls a 1 first thing

AHAHAHAHA
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>>2738782
Sure, but she's not quite Luna.
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>New number of MLP magazine in my country.
>"Check our new MLPG merch" in last page.
>There's a bike.
>A My Little Pony bike.
>A pink bike of MLP.
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has anyone posted this yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOE1LXriTv4
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>>2738809
>"Check our new MLPG merch"

I know it was a typo but it made me laugh hard
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>>2738803
>it starts raining

oh man
oh man
it's time for >feels in the rain
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>>2738814
Oh nice.
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>>2738814
why did AJ kill all those pone?
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>>2738809
BUY IT ANON, DO IT FOR US!
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>>2738774
But what if all of the ponies are the right pony?

>>2738814
what song is that?
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>>2738814
>Thor Pony
I love you
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>>2738814
Don't care.
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>>2738809
Would you ride a MLP bike?
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>>2738855
>not caring about poynkart

Door's over there
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>>2738861
im not 12.
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>>2738809
Photo? Scan? Something?
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>>2738865
the video is kinda boring. Make them all march or something
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>>2738861
only if that bike is made of dreams
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>>2738845
in the description
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>>2738866
yes you are anon, dont lie
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>>2738865
I don't care about this stuff, call me when the game is released.
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>>2738865
It'd hard to care for fan games when you know they'll never amount to anything.
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>>2738879
FIVE YEARS LATER...
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>>2738875
when is next pony simulator, the last one was pretty good
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>>2738861
I would, but first I'd get one of those bicycle chainsaw kits.
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>>2738889
10% DONE
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>>2738877
Hey at least Im not a 30yo faggot watching ponies.
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>>2738894
only if that chainsaw is made of lollipops
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>>2738782
I would nightmare her moon in you know what i'm saying.
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>>2738891
never
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>>2738782
NMM NMM, or NMM Luna?
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>>2738891
>Thread simulators.
>June 2012
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>>2738896
>10% complete
>we're proud to announce we're releasing the official soundtrack!
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>>2738782
I would. I love villains.
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Is Ponykart going to have day one DLC?
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>>2738870
Sorry for the quality
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>>2738942
I WANT THOSE ROLLERS
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>>2738942
>MLP Backpacks

I feel like i want this, but i'd never wear it.
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>>2738913
NMM and Luna are two separate entities.
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>>2738942
I kinda want that bike
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>>2738782
i'd give her more than my attention

descartes.jpg
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>>2738941
Donate $10 to unlock your favorite characters: Trixie, Seth and Mic!
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>>2738941
Yes. It costs $10.
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>tfw Ponykart has a slim chance to not be vapourware
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>>2738942
>Bikes and rollarskates

man, I can't wait for that episode.
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>>2738972
>man, I can't wait for that episode.

FUCK!
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>>2738966
aushfoiahgijfiwqjhioqgqituf09qtr09q3tgf9-qyg9iwqhg09qhy9-gqhj90gfiqhjutf09iq2utj9023hy098qhwjriqowoi
qhwtiohw90fghw09egfhqw09gthqw09ghujpoiwegjsioghjsaiofghwiogfuw9guwpighwoignwigtj9w0guj9wugjujg9ujtg9
jhupoqtjoiwphjteiopwguj90qu3jy902u3jtoiwjfoiwefu9w0uf9wihjgweghq

pls no
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WHOSE HUNGRY MLP GENERAL
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>>2738971
>tfw you know that isn't true

it's already vapourware
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>>2738953
So what happened to NMM at the end of EoH P2? She ded?
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>>2738941
Ponykart XXX Edition. Show those ponies the meaning of a good ride
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>>2738979
HAHA SO FUNNAY
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>>2738988
>EoH

do you even watch the show
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>>2738976
Bikes are already canon.
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>>2738979
That's hee-horrible.
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>>2738972
>>2738976
Wasnt there already an episode where the CMCs were rollerblading?
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>>2739000
They are?
where were there bikes?
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>>2738942
>Pinkie bike
would not buy
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>>2738990
>Hoppip will never release a Lyra with a penis pocket as an easter egg
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>>2738988
Yeah, she was vanquished by the power of friendship.
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>>2738942
I would install a chainsaw on that.

http://www.mademan.com/mm/how-chainsaw-motor-your-bicycle.html

imagine arriving at bronycon riding one of those
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>>2738942
Is that a baby seat attatched to it?
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>>2739005
the pones skated once, but i dont remember cmc rollerblading.

or biking. for that matter.
but sweetiebelle had a backpack, but i cant imagine how a pone would wear a backpack.
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>>2739009
Pinkies copter-thingy and Sweetie mentions them in SS.
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>>2739009
Sweetie ask to go on a bike ride with rarity in SS
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Glitter Glue...
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>>2739010
It actually has vectors of Pinkie, Dash and AJ all over it same with the rollerskates

Don't know why they didn't use the other three ponies.
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>>2738988
I have some head canon shit for a fic I thought up. But it will remain where it is canon. In my head.
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>>2739005
That was Sunny Days and Peachy Pie you ultra casual.

And those boys at the rollar rink in CotC.
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>>2739026
probably a pony seat
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Hey guys, when /mlp/ finally goes under, do we go home?

Like, home home?
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>>2739052
to the womb?
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>>2739036
We're better off without him. Damned contributors constantly showing off.
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>>2739037
Best three ponies, man
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>>2739028
Saddlebags are the equivalent of backpacks in equestria.
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>>2739052
We don't have a home anymore.

Not a home home.
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>>2739013
Bonbon has the dick in that relationship.
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>>2739052
I'll probably just shoot myself in the face with an official Hasbro MLP™ handgun and call it a day.
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>>2739041
>boys
I think they were also fillies. The snout but I'm not sure
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>>2739052
We go to the submarine
because new post-/v/-purge /co/ sure as hell won't take us back
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>>2739058
To /co/.
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>>2739081
>Implying we won't go to FiMchan to bother all those artists
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>>2739052
Let them try to stop us.
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>>2739067
do you think when bronies buy those packpacks in stores, they will call them saddlebags?
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>>2739075
They had typical male cutiemarks.
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>>2738979
Who in the fuck would ACTUALLY draw shit like this, and why the fuck do I have to share a board with them?
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>>2739089
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>>2739081
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>>2739088
New /co/ isn't really worth it
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>>2739046
Would you strap your favorite CMC into the pony seat on the back, put a helmet on them, and take them for a ride?
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>>2739041
>>2739028
That reminds me on the beginning of Cutie Pox when they were all bowling. One of them had a bowling ball bag that was worn like a saddle bag.

But how does it stay on, if the ball in on the one side?

>>2739041
>ultra casual

Don't go there, anon
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>>2739089
I know a guy that wears a fannypack that he calls a saddlebag. He drew the cutie mark of his OC on it.
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>>2739099
That's sexist you ableist scum
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>>2739089
Don't give them any ideas you smartass.
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>>2739088
Turn /k/ into ponies?

Weaponize ponies?
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>>2739113
why have you not killed him yet?
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>>2738814
Nice music choice. Love de blob
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>>2739120
>implying /k/ isn't already ponies
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Is schrodinger's pony dead or alive?
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>>2739100
You people were the ones that started the fluffy pony thing. You reap what you sow.
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>>2739103
It matters not. Our time there will be brief.

Glorious, but brief.
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>>2738632
>>2738611
>realize that ponibooru is gone so I can't even check for art of him

What's the new thing we're using guys?
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>>2738979
What the fuck
who would do this to a pony?
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>>2739120
Better than ponifying weapons.
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>>2739120
postang weaponized pony
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>>2739139
Fuck you.
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>>2739121
I don't think I have the willpower to actually kill someone, even if they are a dumbass.
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>>2739139
(\
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>>2739148
Almost everyone from e621 and ponibooru went to Derpibooru.org
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>>2739164
you must try, anon

for the good of all
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>>2739148
derpibooru.org
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>>2738979
Is that even a pony
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>>2739156
That reminds me, is it safe to upload them once again?

I don't them to turn into Fluffy Pony 2.0.
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Explain triangles to a pony.
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More Cromartie high in a few minutes.
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
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>>2739185
What's that thing, darling?
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>>2739182
Dont see any harm in it. Everyone we want not seeing it is aware its constanzas by now
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>GG
There is a story behind this I'm sure and it would have had to happen within the last few days.
Anyone care to fill me in?
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>>2739176
Judging from what appear to be cooked foals marinating inside of it, I'd assume so.
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>>2739185
Circles with angles
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>>2739185
>you can clearly see the triangle shrink when the gif restarts
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>>2739185
>Show to Twilight
>Her head bursts like a water balloon
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>>2739182
No. They must be carefully squirreled away, never shown and never talked about lest it ruin their reposting value.

Like keeping toys in their original packaging, you can't play with something without damaging it.
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>>2739209
GG tired of drawing pony
he not ded, just not here
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>>2739201
>that pic
Hahahaha.
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>>2739185
>>2739204
>>2739211
I'm pretty sure ponies understand basic shapes
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>>2738953

Luna says "it was you who unleashed the elements of harmony upon us, and took away our dark powers." So not a different entity. Different powers and one nasty attitude problem.
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>>2739231
is anyone going to draw an MLPG circlejerk version of that
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>>2739221
count the filled squares anon
it's all about how much each triangle slants
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>>2739233
NMM is just permanent /v/ Luna. Blinded by rage
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>>2739239
What? Why?
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>>2739233
>Luna says "it was you who unleashed the elements of harmony upon us, and took away our dark powers." So not a different entity. Different powers and one nasty attitude problem.

So she was a tripfag.
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>>2739245
>NMM is just permanent /v/ Luna.
Or daytime mlpg.
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>>2739209
GG ran out of ideas and decided to start making original characters and original premises instead of fanart again.

There are no good-byes, where ever you'll be, you'll be in my heart ;_;
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>>2739231
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>>2739246
>>2739246
because thats what we do
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>>2739233
I always imagined it as an entirely separate entity that had corrupted her.
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>>2739267
Fuck off
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>>2739221
the big triangle has a shallower slant than the small triangle

the area of an entire square is displaced when you change their positions
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>>2739268
WELL THATS WRONG.
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>>2739205
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/Plane%20Ponies.7z

God in Heaven, protect them.

>>2739233
Eh, she was speaking in the ROYAL CANTORLOT. Can't really take the 'our' and mean it as speaking on behalf of two beings, though that is what I thought she was meaning at first. Like a split personality disorder or hivemind-like mind. I had no idea people used to speak like that in the past.
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>>2739276
Like I said. Just head canon.
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>>2739268
>>2739276
I could have sworn Faust said something about that in a posting once
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>>2739171
>>2739175
Thanks. Bookmarked. Site sure feels faster.

Spoilered for kissing
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>>2739290
Spoiler where
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>>2739268
According to my fanfiction (which is basically accepted as canon), it was due to an evil demonic pony who happens to also be my OC.
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>>2739233
Nightmare Moon was just Nyx.
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>>2739290
>spoilered for kissing

YA BEEFED IT
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>>2739290
Its more streamlined as well, now you can rate images from their thumbnails alone.
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>>2739280
Thats his point, nothing else but Luna.
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>>2739241
If the triangle shrinks then who gives a fuck about the squares? It shrinks, that hole is being filled by a little angle offset.
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>>2739275
this is clearly illustrated if you look at the square fifth from the left and 4 from the top.
the red triangle takes up less space in that square than the blue.
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>That feel when there are only about 8 people in the general right now
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Alright let's see how this goes.

The theme on this page was hair.
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>>2739300
>>2739308
I blame 4chanX for that
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>>2739290
That picture is adorable
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>Implying you wouldn't
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>>2739320
...right, sorry.

Also, did LyraQuest Anon I need a better name for him show up today?
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>>2739333
>Those long braids

SO PRETTY
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>>2739333
No mai waifu mane!
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>try to get carriage to get to dinner with Celestia
>Luna just happens to be in the zone
>we're smug fuckers in front of her

This is going to end so fucking well
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>>2739333
>Princess in braids

oh my
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>>2739350
I don't like her hair
it reminds me of Moe
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>>2739329
at least we're all in it together.
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>>2739350
lame colors
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>>2739329
Suck my dick.

>>2739333
>Not drawing Princess Prettywings
YAH BEEFED IT.
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>>2739350
I wouldn't.
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Klondike
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>>2739361
I blame the guy who rolled when he said he was smug about catching the cab.
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>>2739347
I dont even mind the fanon cutie mark. It's simple. Like his brothers too.
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>>2739366
No matter the weathe
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>>2739350
I would
but by the looks of it, it wouldn't be consensual
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LE TWILY
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>>2739362
Its not the princess, there is no glorious majestic horn.
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>>2739385
Unf
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>>2739366
I love that show.
Used to be on my local public network.
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>>2739353
No, guess he's away.

That was pretty sick what you did though. With the quest and all. Thank you so much!
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>>2739375
Is this Pinkamena's first job interview.
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>>2739402
Yes, I love her expression.
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>>2739375
>>2739402
>Pinkie turns in an application
>It's all in crayon
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>>2739402
It's her foster home interview
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>>2739402
Shouldn;t she have puffy hair?
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>>2739401
My pleasure! I've seen him post his quest before, but I was hesitant to archive his quests. He seemed to have a good logging method already in place, and I didn't want to intrude with my own methods. I hope he likes them as well!
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>>2739233
That reminds me, I need to finish my >fanfic of Luna's state as she stayed on the moon

It's pretty silly, but I had her interact with another character for shits and giggles
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>>2739375
>>2739402
Why is the table so small?
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>>2739434
No, she's being formal.
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>>2739445
>Pinkie
>Formal
Okay...if you say so
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>>2739375
Might as well post this now but I wrote two quick-fics to go with this picture. People agreed that it was a job interview, but I liked the idea of it being an adoption interview.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33902/The-Interview

>2012
>reading fanfiction
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>>2739445
>she's holding her poofy personality back with all her might
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>>2739432
>Crayon
>Not in comic sans

My handwriting is shit so I fill out all applications online.
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>>2739464
Draw it
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>>2739442
Because thats a slut free zone.
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>>2739375
fantastic perspective.
really, nice job.
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>>2739465
>online application
>150 question survey that requires you to fill out the most obvious answers
>takes 45 minutes to complete
>have to do it for every application for the most basic jobs
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I want Celestia with a majestic cape
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>>2739380

i agree, fanon doesn't bother me as long as it isn't way out of context. I'm a real sucker for innocent fanart, absolutely nothing subjectively inappropriate about that picture whatsoever. kudos to whoever drew it
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>>2739476
But I'm drawing something else!
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>>2739490
Thing is, do you answer truthfully, or what they want to hear? Not any of the legal question, I mean the personal ones, the questions that ask you who you are.
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So what was with that black goo?
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>>2739490
>have to do this every three goddamn months because retail sucks
>five jobs in the span of two years
>SERIOUSLY considering signing on as an 11B and paying for college that way
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I really like the way Megasweet draws horsecocks.

Its nice to see someone give so much attention to detail with horse genitalia.
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>>2739487
Why is Mrs Cake there then?
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>>2739515
I've answered truthfully a majority of the time and haven't had a call back from anywhere. I think I'm just going to lie as most applications I heard nowadays are just run through a automated scorer anyways
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>>2739512
Police pony?
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>>2739521
Because she is a faithful wife.
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>>2739375
>still didn't fix the tail
reported
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>>2739496
>Celestia in a cape.
And a fedora.

No, Luna in a cape and a fedora.
She wants to be hip.
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Friday night

You guys want to QUEST later?

>>2739517
It was clearly some kinda of weaponized mutagen
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>>2739520
Speaking of, did he finish that image of a dog fucking a chick?
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>>2739517
Genetic material that guided evolution to design us in their image.

Star Trek already did that idea.
>>
>>2739435
Hey Sent someone told you have have a greentext with farts and twilight. Can you post it?
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>>2739535
Police Pony!
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>>2739540
Rarity quest is enough for me, thanks
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>>2739544
I hope so.

Bestiality wouldn't be beneath him.
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>>2739540
More like Saturday morning
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>>2739540
Yes, but I might be gone for a while helping my dad with work, but it won't take all night.
>>
>Start watching Return of Harmony for research
>Still watching it
Stop distracting me ponies!
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>>2739558
Speaking of quests I started to get into Renne Quest and it is so cool. LK does such a good job.

Why didn't I get into questing sooner, this shit is like crack cocaine.
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This page was really rushed. Very hectic day. Anyway I saw Brave earlier so I'm in the mood to scribble burrs.
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>>2739553
Oh my
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>You need an account to view explicit images on derpibooru

Fuck this
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>>2739552
I have nothing like that, sorry.
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>>2739604
You don't even need to register your email.
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>>2739600
I like that Zecora!

I wish there was more art of her.
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>>2739600
So do you have any plans to take some of your favorite sketches and turn them into something more? Your style is so expressive, I'd hate to see it end at the drawing board, so to speak.
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>>2739613
if it's anything like reddit then making an account shouldn't take more than literally five seconds.
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>>2739604

So why not make one? Its worth it for the ability to filter and save preferences for doing so at the very least
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>>2739609
Liar.
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What would happen if Lyra encountered a Wallmaster?
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hey /co/, what's your fetish?

mine's pyloric prolapse
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>>2739558
>It's today.
OH BOY
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>>2739600
I like that Thunderlane brudda?
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>>2739642
Voyeurism

>tfw ponies can't fulfill it
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>>2739600
That Zecora is awesome
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>>2739638
Those things always scared the fuck out of me as a kid. Majora's Mask is best Zelda, by the way.
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FFFFFRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

I AM EXCITE
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>>2739563
What's it like in the land of tomorrow?

>>2739565
Ok

Things probably wont end tonight, but the end is certainly with in sight.
>>
I HEARD RARITY QUEST

RARITY QUEST WHEN
>>
Have fun staying home today /mlp/
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>>2739645
It's already taking place bro
http://mlpg.co/q/res/21161.html
Everything is going to hell
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>>2739686
Now.
http://mlpg.co/q/res/21161.html
http://mlpg.co/q/res/21161.html
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Which pony is the loosest?
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>>2739689
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>>2739686
RAIRTY QUEST SOON FELLOW STALKER
How fucked are we when Celestia starts poking at our relationship.
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>>2739696
table.
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>>2739689
>2:30am
>drinking and drawing ponies
>even the few online friends I have I've been avoiding for over a week
>truly I have lost control of my life
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>>2739703
HOPEFULLY WE GET REALLY FUCKED
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>>2739695
I don't know if I want to watch it in progress, or wait until it's finished and all together.
>>
>>2739689
I have to stay home today because I work tonight.
>>
I wonder what that guy thinks about Rarity Quest. You know, that guy who every day said Pinkiefags were really annoying with their waifuquest when they barely post about it
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mlpg what will fill this emptiness inside of me?
can there be a guiding light I've yet to see?
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>>2739713
pls no

no sex
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>>2739722
What are you a pansy?
>>
>>2739689
Are you kidding me, I was just flying maneuvers in a plane.

That shit is exhausting, I'm glad I'm staying home.
>>
>>2739728
There is no light, no hope. Just despair.
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>I have to refresh on mlpg.co

I think I just got 4chan nostilga.
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>>2739728
Quasimodo, get back to your bells. Ponies are dreadful sinners, and they shall lead you down a dark path.
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>>2739746
There's a script yo, ask for it in the thread, someone should have the link
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>>2739728
Shut up Wesley

>>2739746
install this
http://mlpg.co/scripts/Dollchan_Extension_Tools_mlpgco.user.js
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>>2739746
Here you go bro

http://mlpg.co/scripts/Dollchan_Extension_Tools_mlpgco.user.js
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>People hate on Daisy
>Call her ugliest background pone
>Say she looks like a radioactive turd
>She shows up in the Favorites collection with Nightmare Moon, Trixie and the DJ

I guess she got the last laugh
>>
>>2739738
how is pony even supposed to even use that shield?
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>>2739762
I like them all.
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>>2739769
Wings
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>>2739762
>collector series
Do the geewunners even touch our filth?
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>>2739762
Is shit.
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>>2739744
That's what I thought...
This world has left me in despair
>>
>>2738814
Is that Raisin on the far back right, behind Applebloom?
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>>2739762
>there will never be a toy of your favorite because you don't run a popular brony website
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>>2739762
At least with the toy her ugly mane is harder to spot
>>
>>2739787
>Applebloom
Applebloom lookalike*
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>>2739778
But then does pony fly and fight at the same time?
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>>2739741
I know that feel bro, I just got off work and I want to chill out and sleep all day.
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>>2739695
>Luna
Oh god the pasta is going to flow tonight.
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>>2739809
I...please excuse me I'll be in my bunk
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>>2739785
Stop it.
This is not the time or place for your OCs and horse shit sob stories.
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>>2739809
>fangs
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>>2739809
Why does Sweetie have sharp canines?
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>>2739463
I loved them, man! They are short, yeah but really cute and I like how Pinkie is in character in both stories, I only wonder what happen with her parents in the second one...

Other than that, it was heartwarming, good job.
>>
>>2739809
whoa

why does Sweetie have canines?
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>>2739824
>not know Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei and its catchphrase
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>>2739762
>Showers/Raindrops/Piss Pegasus made it into the favorites collection over Cloudkicker

There are no gods.
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>>2739773

Clearly anon you are a man of wealth and taste.
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>>2739836
Because vore fetishists
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>>2739820
Le unf face
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>>2739809
>Herbivore
>Canines

DOES NOT COMPUTE
>>
>>2739810
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE

>>2739820
...did I? That... looks like how I cap, the varying spaces between posts, but I'd think I'd remember if I saved that story. Granted, sleep has been fucked for me for the past month.
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>>2739830
>>2739836
>>2739828
They're a defense mechanism Ponies developed to keep from getting raped.
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>>2739820
nope

nope nope nope nope nope nope

This boner is not happening, I have been on stimulants all day and it will not work this time stupid farty greentext, no sir
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>>2739836
>Ponies
>not having canines
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>>2739830
>>2739836
vampire belle
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>>2739840
>implying your shitty anime is in any way worthwhile
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>>2739847

Actually thats Lemon Drop, err well Lemon Hearts now

She was the original /co/ rape pony so her presence does not bother me
>>
fart fetishes are much, much worse than diaper fetishes.

there

I said it.
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>>2739869
Well fuck it IS canon
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>>2739847
>piss pegasus
>there's only one pegasus
>It's rainbow dash
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>>2739886
Anthro ponies are canon too
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>>2739847
>>2739880
I wonder

Which one background pony has the most names?

>>2739869
This is even more confusing. She has canines in the back side of her mouth. What function could they possibly serve?
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>>2739867
>stupid
Is perfect.
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>>2739904
Sexual
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>>2739885
diaper fetishist pls go
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>>2739880
Actually, Bon Bon was the first rape pony.
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>>2739904
Well that's where you put your cock to get a blowie from a normal horse so it doesn't bite it off

Go figure
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>>2739904
Also they have front facing eyes so they are predators too
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>>2739913
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>>2739919
>>
How do ponies know if they are awake or dreaming?

Slightly freaking out due to that fart story.
>>
>that feel when jacking off for the last hour and a half almost absent-mindedly
I need something to tip me over guys
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Do you want to touch a [unicorn] horn, MLPG?
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>>2739904

>Which one background pony has the most names?

This gal. This gal right here.
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>>2739942
your penis is stupid
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>>2739919
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>>2739942
>>
>>2739942
NO

GO WASH YOUR HANDS
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>>2739942
>mfw I do that for a few hours when I masturbate.

It's so hard to focus sometimes. It's probably why it takes me so long to finish.
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>>2739942
Then go to any number of the porn offshoots we've created
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>>2739960
i like it when my hands smell of penis though
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>>2739929
Lyra is overused, worn out, and a thoroughly unfunny foil for furries to express their fetishes through (ie otherkin, hands)

Triple tornado Pegasus is the best background horse.
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>>2739919
>get a blowie

This is the first time I have ever heard this term and I think its hilarious
>>
Which pony would accidently fart in your mouth while you rim her?
>>
it was me against two anonymous heavies with guns
>>
>>2739987
celestia
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>>2739987
Fluttershy.
>Implying it was incidental.
>>
>>2739987
2.3
>>
you are the penis we need
>>
>>2739994
Solar winds[/spoiler
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>>2739987
Rainbow Dash.

Shes a dick.
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>>2739987
people don't actually fart during sex right

i can't think of anything that would turn me off faster
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>>2740008
are you not a person?
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>>2740007
Dicks don't fart
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>>2740008
>she farts
>you instantly go limp
>pull out
>say absolutely nothing, look her right in the eyes
>roll over and go to sleep
>>
>>2740008
Not even queefs/scat/urine?
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>>2740015
queef
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>>2740008
These kind of posts make me sad
Sometimes anon, sometimes. Sex can be very messy.
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>>2740008
How virgin can someone be?
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Why is she so perfect?

Because she never had a chance to be ruined by season 2 writing
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>have plenty of gifs of Twilight using her magic
>no pics

Could I get a few pictures of different unicorns casting their magic in Season 2?

Twilight
Rarity
Lyra
Celestia
etc.
It'll really be a help.
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>>2740015
>>
>>2740008
Horses do fart when they get aroused apparently

According to that pastebin
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>>2740015
Its figure of speech you dick

Nah i'm just kidding you're alright anon.
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>>2740008
>Applejack will never fart and snort uncontrollably as you tickle her belly
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>>2740030
Like this?
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>>2740032
What kind of reaction is that?
>>
>>2739980
>blowie
>not using gobby
>gobby
Australians man
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>>2740017
That's about what would happen

>>2740022
ew ew ew ew ew

>>2740028
Very. And I think I'd rather it remain that way if the girl's going to fart during.
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>>2740033

what pastebin?
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>>2740045
What kind of post is that?
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>>2740047
Vagina's farts are best farts, dude
>>
>>2739980
cunny

cunny

cunny

cunny
cunny
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>>2740052
the secret horsesex pastebon
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>>2739950
How does Weebl make stuff that gets in your head so easily?
>>
DORKS
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>>2740052
Ohohoho, you're missing out
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>>2739857
>Sentenal has a fart fetish
>>
ALRIGHT! /wsg/ IS CALLING!
>>
>>2740052
>He doesn't know about the pastebin.
That's like acting cool and not knowing the secret handshake daddyo.
>>
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>>2740044
Yes just like that! Do you have more?
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which pony has the best accessories?
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>>2740069
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>>2740030

Suddenly, Lyra
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>>2740085
Rarity
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>>2740085
Dash
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>>2740085
Pinkie
All those hats, balls, fake-disguise combo, balloons, party cannon - you name it
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>>2740085
Applejack.
She has apples and apple accessories out the ass.
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>>2740043
>Its been very busy day in Rarity's boutique
>Rarity has been holding in her farts all day because she doesn't want to be impolite
>You start tickling her
>She starts laughing and farting uncontrollably right in front of her customers
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>>2740096
Why is she so fat?
>>
Are you kidding me? They're going to move Area 51 into the central cunt of Kansas, where a majority of our gay cowboys come from?
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>>2740105
She has a problem.
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>>2740092
Do you have a large/clearer version of that?
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>>2740085
Obviously Rainbow dash
Just look at that tail
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>>2740103
>You will never ride Celestia like a horse.
>>
Who the hell is Jollyjack?
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>>2740082
I don't think I have a lot of them.
I'll post what I can

Also fuck duplicates
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>>2740085
Do you even have to ask?
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>>2740105
She can't control her ice cream splurges
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>>2740075
No, I just don't remember capping that story.

Or maybe I do, and I'm suppressing the memory and feelings in a 2deep4me sense.
>>
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>>2740030

The guards
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>>2740119
furry artist
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>>2740113
She's pretty blasé about Applejack blowing a dude right next to her.
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>>2740123
you little autist fartsniffer
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>>2740119
lolgb/2/cartoonnetworkforums
casual
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>>2740103
...What the fuck is going on with that Celestia.
She has a horse hourglass figure. What the fuck.
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>>2740103
>tfw you read horseback as horsecock
Shut the fuck up, Freud.
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>>2740030
>>
>>2740133
She's being polite in company. She is a lesbian after all
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>>2740120
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>>2740113
>Cheese.
How do ponies get the enzyme from the cows stomach to make cheese?
I don't think the cows appreciate being killed.
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>>2740114

Sorry no, she was in the background opening a door in that shot.

Also, three for one!
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>>2740139
>>2740123

You are joking, right?
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>come home
>favorite pone dressed up in this entourage
>"I wanted to try something more... you know, human. How does this look?"
>wat say
>WAT DO
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>>2740103
is that ross
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>>2740081
>>2740070
>>2740061
link?
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>>2740142
It's those flanks, man. Those big, beautiful flanks.
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>>2740103
>not being Rarity's fart vacuum after a long day of holding her farts in while working at the boutique
shiggidy
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>>2740160
OH NOES YOU DIDNT GO THEIR!
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>>2740152
>implying it isn't vegan cheese
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>>2740158
Ask her why her forehead is so bald and huge
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>>2740157
Yes.
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>>2740158
Kiss and tenderly love
I'd much rather take bath with her, though
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>>2740158
>Rarity why is your head so fucking bulbous?
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>>2740158
"How the fuck did you get into my house?!"

or

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

or something similar I imagine
>>
>>2740158
I wake up
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>>2740141
Lol but seriously, how does everybody know him?
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>>2740142
Apples can't seem to draw reasonably proportioned asses.

Not that I am complaining, it looks really fucking good in his artstyle.
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>>2740113
http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/4/4f/Heavy_sandwichtaunt03.wav
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>>2740158
Pick up my spaghetti
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>>2740168
That isn't cheese then.
It's just colored, holy shit.
Ponies secretly love meat.
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>>2740166
>>2740195

oh shit, I'm sorry

i really thought it was ross for a second
>>
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>
Semen in the popcorn?
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>>2740158
It really brings out your inner slut. Not that you needed any help with that haha. Now I brought Fluttershy home with me tonight, and you two are going to fart on eachother while I watch.
What?
Don't fucking talk back to me you whorse. I pay the bills around here. So just fart on your friend here like the shameless little bitch that you are so I can have a nice fap.
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>>2740103
>Anon nervously begins to approach Celestia
>She rips an enormous fart that bowls him over
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If anyone is interested I'll go get started on QUESTING in a bit
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>>2740161
http://pastebin.com/2CtxKYjw
Have fun.
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>>2740209
The dead giveaway was the fact that the Anon clearly has hands.
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>>2740219
Semen in the popcorn.
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>>2740177
>trying to put just a slight dash of autism in your posts
>this happens
I just wanted to post this gif
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>>2740203
>secretly
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>>2740225
>>2740223
can you please stop this

please I'm asking nicely
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>>2740233
is Pinkie to blame?
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Her name is Nympha, Princess of the Changelings, and not QUITE an OC, since if you follow the headcanon I'm proposing here, the Cadance Twilight rescued and Shining Armor married was Nympha all along.

It always puzzled the heck out of me that the changeling queen, a creature that lives exclusively through deception, would so blatantly announce her goals as soon as her ruse has been called, and that's not even touching on how Twilight was even starting to believe she was wrong about Chrysalis until she trapped her with Cadance.

So what if the trapped Cadance was also a changeling? Sure, she knew the Nursery rhyme that Cadance taught Twilight, but the first thing Twilight did in front of Chrysalis was that entire nursery rhyme, with full dance routine attached. How hard would it have been to pass that along to Nympha once Chrysalis decided her cover had been blown and that a fallback plan was needed?

Now the obvious question left over is how Nympha managed to do the whole love recharge thing for Shining Armor, in order to blow away the other changelings, if she wasn't the real Cadance? Well, I have a whole multichapter epic still spinning in my head to address that issue, but the short answer is; she may not be the real Cadance, but she really DID fall in love with Shining Armor.

Of course this still leaves the obvious question of "where the fuck is Cadance then!?" It also has an obvious answer when you consider that Changelings feed on love, and Cadance's talent is specifically creating love. I think she might wind up getting her name changed to Cornucopia.
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>>2740239
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>>2740251
Is this the new PENGUIN OF DOOM thing now?
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>>2740113
>AJ sucking off Big Mac while Dash just eats a sandwich and pretends nothing's happening.gif
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>>2740269
>Not anon
Furry hipster faggot.
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>>2740243
sorry
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>>2740236
That is my favorite gif
The closest thing we'll ever have to spewing spaghetti
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>>2740269
>Sucking
>not licking
Squigglekicker is canon
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>>2739762
That NMM actually looks pretty good. Shit hair but I doubt they could do the Star hair shit.
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No hamburger time report tonight.

Sorry.
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>>2740249
No, I think it might have been anon.
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>>2740296
;_;
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>>2740296
GOOD!
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>>2740296
THE FUCK
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>>2740296
But why?
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>>2740296
Why you bum
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>>2740296
where is new Raisin
you told me there would be Raisins
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>This thread

Take me with you, anon >>2740079
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>>2740296
WE'RE ALL DEAD MEN
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>>2740296
WHY THE FUCK NOT
Did something bad happen?
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>>2739762
>Trixie.
I would buy it just to burn that one.
Record it on youtube and send it to Seth.
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>>2740290

Yeah I was surprised. I was expecting a recolored princess prettywings at most
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>>2740269
That's only because that sandwich is so damn good.
I guarantee you once she finishes that she's going to pin Twilight down and ravage that mare with a sexual vigor and energy that a thousand stallions couldn't even come close to matching.
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>>2740331
>feet
>hands
>on pony
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>>2740296
Can you post the latest cap collection?
The archive is dead for me
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>>2740236
>The first automato.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcniyQYFU6M
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>>2740303
HE MAY BE THE SOURCE, BUT WHO LIT THAT PARTICULAR FIRE? Lyra? Scootaloo? That one background pony?
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Well, pony is over.
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>>2739762
Vinyl looks like fucking Skrillex now.
God dammit.
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Got bored so drew this
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>>2740315
Isn't she stoned now?
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How angry would Pinkie be with Lex Luthor?
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>>2740371
It's not bad, but the perspective on her head is off enough where it looks like she's reaching over the counter with her front hooves, and then she has 2 more arms sticking out of her head.
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>>2739762
God, 40 dollars? Really?

Sheesh.
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>>2740352
Where is the one with the Fox Studios theme song?
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>>2740371
>le cake is a lie face
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>>2740392
I'm not seeing that shit at all. She's clearly holding two cakes over her head with her forelegs.
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>>2740406
>mfw the 3dpig is better than the Dash pic
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>>2740406
thats just... unf
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>>2740103
... source?

I... I must have more.
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>>2740414
If you look at it from the neck up yes, but the look at the legs, it looks funny.
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>>2740335
LOL that would troll seth so hard i bet he would get so mad he quits the fandom and deletes EQD!
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>>2740406
>mfw Jr made these as fade-in sprays for hats
What a card
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>>2740423
>ross is a bald black guy

this wouldn't surprise me.
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>>2740424
applesarcum
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>>2740424
That's Applesarcum
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>>2740406
>dem asses
The ones on the right, please.
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>>2740432
Did he finisht Twi, AJ and Fluttershy?
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>>2740428
does the wording of this post seem mildly autistic toanyone else?
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All this new anal porn, yet no Applejack

what the fuck.
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>>2740452
That's pretty good!
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>>2740451
>thatsthejoke.jpg
Although ironically shitposting is silly
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which pone would enjoy anal sex the most?
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>>2740453
>Darlin
But that is Applejack.
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>>2740432
I was wondering why the backgrounds looked so simliar.
>>2740449
He said he made a Twilight one. He uses it in hats all the time. It fades from an asian chick to Twilight in a tight rubber lingerie thing
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>>2740453
>darlin'
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>>2740440
>>2740440
>>2740440
>>2740440


QUEST if anyone wants it.

Also ponies
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>>2740453
The "Applejack love anal" is a mlpg thing.
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>>2740461
oh i see.

well you got me.
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>>2740434
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>>2740453
Is that anthro? That´s not how horse asses work.
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>>2740453
>outdoors in the middle of a road

what an appropriate background for that situation
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Have you had a close call before?
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>>2740463
applebloom
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>>2740484
thats not how any asses work
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>>2740490
My mom bought and made me pony things. And I thought I had been hiding it well.
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>>2740490
No, I am very carefull
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>>2740490
He hee... Something like that.
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>>2740469
>>2740466
Obviously she's imitating AJ, what with the anal and all.
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>>2740453
Why is her ass blushing? That doesn't make any sense.
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>>2740509
>made you
what.
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>>2740486
It kind of pisses me off how the hill in the background follows Rarity's jawline.

>That feel when you nitpick things in porn
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>>2740480
where is everyone getting these pictures of ross?
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>>2740509
>My mom bought and made me pony things.
>and made me pony things.
>made me

wut
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>>2740516
Spank.
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>>2740490
>brother asks to use my computer because the wireless in the house is ded
>PANIC MODE
>in a feat of skill worthy of Korean standards, close MLPG, hide bookmarks bar, hide my 4chan folder and run ccleaner
I should use Incognito more
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>>2740453
>fat bulge on the man

gross
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>>2740535
You´re a fucking faggot.
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>>2740509
Is your mom Hoppit?
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>>2740529
He posted it
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>>2740517
>Anon's birthday comes up
>Opens huge gift
>It's a Pinkie Pie fursut
>She looks on expectantly
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>>2740542
hop hop hop hop it
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>>2740529
He's a narcissistic faggot that posted them
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>>2740548
It's like ugly christmas sweaters but worse
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>>2740516
because it was made by an amateur artist, there are many things wrong with that picture.
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>>2740533
Is there any way to measure our APM in MLPG?
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>>2740535
Its my fetish when a fat ugly unattractive man fucks a beautiful and/or muscular woman.
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>>2740516
>Not smacking her ass

Do you even sex?
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>>2740517
>>2740531
Woke up one morning and this was sitting on the couch.
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>>2740548
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>>2740490
>Sitting with family talking about boring shit.
>Offhand mention the some cry incident, omitting the pony parts.
>Folks think its funny as shit that someone could be that stupid.
>Mom says 'well it could be worse, they could have not paying attention and started watchin my little pony."
>Eyes lock.
>She winks.
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Just so everyone knows, it's a lot more autistic to have this "NO ONE MUST NO MY SECRET" mentality then it is to just admit that you like what you like.
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>>2740565
>tfw 200-300 APM in SC2 at long last
Feels so good
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>>2740573
>2.3
Your mom hate you?
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>>2740573
How old are you?
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>>2740577
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>>2740577
>she winks
unf
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>>2740570
>blush showing through horse fur

oh that makes perfect sense, you are an idiot.
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>>2740575
heh
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>>2740573
>Butterflys are wrong.
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>>2740573
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>>2740599
They aren't horses
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>>2740573
That's really well done...
Eh, it's a nice thing she did you.
Did you at least show gratitude?
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>>2740582
friends and family know I like the show, but I dont go out of my way to make it known.

Just, y'know, having an MLP lunchbox on my PC with cheerilee on top of it kinda gives it away.

A friend from another state is mailing me more pone. I didnt even ask. The hell man
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>>2740573
>butterflys wrong color
0/10 would not snuggle with
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>>2740582
I don't want my brother reading MLPG in another tab, seeing all the fart fetish discussion, then opening another tab and being confronted with my most visited sites being various pony porn sites and clopfic.heroku

That'd just be awkward as fuck, and it's far more autistic to have the mentality of "I don't care what everyone else thinks I'll do what I want even if it is socially weird". Just look at bronies
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>>2740582
I'd admit it if someone asked, but no one does ask because I don't do anything that would cause people to raise the question.
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>>2740599
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>christmas
>7 year old female cousin gets a big ol' pink celestia toy
>mom looks at me
>brother looks at me
>im looking at the toy, even after its been moved aside and things have proceeded on.

>family caught me staring at celestia.
Fuck.
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>>2740615
>MLP lunchbox
Why would you even buy such a thing?
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>>2740577
I think my parents would be really concerned for my mental health if I told them I hung around on a website populated at least partly by pedos.
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>>2740582
No, it's more autistic to walk around in a CMC cape and think it's normal to do such a thing.
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>>2740582
It's not so much a secret as it is I don't bring it up. Ever. My roommate knows and never really mentions it.
Why would you want to bring it up?
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>>2740582
>saying i am more autictic than nathan at bronycon
>because i dont tell people i watch my little pony


damn, you are stupid
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>>2740548
>Pinkie fursuit
>Not Rarity
ugh I hate you mom
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>>2740634
I havent bought a single MLP thing. They were all given to me.

My friends/family are crazy.

Its a G1 Lunchbox
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>>2740582
I agree with this. MLPG confuses "I watch MLP" with "YEAH, I'M A BRONY! GOT A PROBLEM?" and constantly yammering about it in public.

My friends watch the show with me. My family doesn't know, though. They'd think (rightly) that I'm fucked in the head. or maybe they wouldn't and I'm just being unnecessarily paranoid
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>>2740655
Im sure that guy love his 20% cooler shirt.
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>>2740569
So you like bara?
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>>2740636
Eh, they are cool about it.
"Well the FBI hasn't kicked your door down yet."
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>>2740670
I still want a 20% Nathan shirt.
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>You recount how you woke in a forest, wondering how you'd gotten there when you swore you went to sleep in your own bed the other night. You stumbled, aimlessly, searching for some sign of life. Wandering out of the forest and finding a town of sentient ponies….well…you weren't expecting that.
>After the initial mental breakdown, you approached the edge of town and….

...damn, I had a HiE fic idea that was basically this. I'm kinda sad that I never followed through with writing it now.
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>>2740607
so you are telling me the ponies in my little pony are covered in human skin?

you are an idiot
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>>2740582
It's not easy being a brony
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdiCqDVUxI
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>>2740666
No, if they learned that you watch the show they would assume you are one of those loud brony fucks and assume you are possessed by a homosexual demon.
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has anyone made a t-shirt that says 'Some Cry' yet?
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>>2740695
I imagine Celestia would keep you under strict observation
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>>2740696
They blush in the show. You are objectively wrong.
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>>2740720
>blushing
look at that dumb horse thinking she's people
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>>2740696
FUCKING BURN >>2740720
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>>2740720
more blush
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>>2740575
>MLPG gets a giant lamp in the shape of a pony's butt for christmass
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>>2740702
this is just the hardest thing ive ever had to watch

Please end it.
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>>2740695
>Wake up in a forest with no idea on how you got there.
This is the last time I drink Steel Reserve...
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>>2740738
IT'S A MAJOR AWARD!
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>>2740666
you raise a good point, satan

my older brother found out that i watch MLP and nothing happened, we moved on to the next subject

i nearly vomitted blood
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>>2740738
Where would you put such a masterpiece?
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>>2740714
I actually used that as a design for a button on artscow.

I'll show it when I get my camera tomorrow.
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>>2740490
I no longer give much of a fuck, whenever my mother hangs out in my room late at night to read if she can;t sleep I pone right in front of her

Only reason I can not give fucks is because I gave the excuse that I like the show because I watched it with my little sister, though
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>>2740738
Would Derpy love a lava lamp of her own butt?
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>>2739593
how far along are you? i always want to talk theories but there aren't many people on when i am
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>>2740770
In the living room on my shelf with all my other pony merchandise like my Lyra pez dispenser.
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>>2740793
>It doesn't exist.
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THAT FUCKER STOLE MY DOUBLES!
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>>2740787
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>>2740799
why
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>>2740800
>miss out on dubs in a slow as all-hell board
>get them here
Double-y impressive
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>>2740813
Why not?
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>>2740800
00 comes after 99

you can't explain that
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>>2740757
LOOK LOOK, IT SAYS "EE-KWOO-STRAY-UH" IT MUST BE AFRICAN!
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>>2740803
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>>2740799
>You will never have this masterpiece
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>>2740800
here you go bro I found some singles
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>>2740834
it's CGI
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>>2740799
Did that guy ever post pics of his Lyra with pants?
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>>2740840
I hope you brought enough for the entire class
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>>2740832
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obdLhRTfDFo

The giggle. The giggle gets me every fucking time.
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>>2740840
>implying I won't get a 0
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>>2740803
Derpy is an easily amused pony
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>>2740663
>that feel when your best friends somehow (I mentioned the show in 2 occasions) gave you FiM toys that are impossible to get from where I live and a Fluttershy drawing saying happy bday in your surprise birthday made by them
I feel like such an idiot for alienating for so long, I miss them so much.
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I said I would scribble a bear so I did.

I can't into bears.
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>>2740858
I only brought two.
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>>2740857
yes I did
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>>2740875
I bought 3, it's ok
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>>2740874
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>>2740874
Now draw her doing something interesting
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>>2740771
That reminds me.

I saw this today and I couldn't stop thinking of our friend DJ Acid.
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>>2740880
Why Lyra anon why?

>>2740883
Like pooping in the forest.
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Would Lyra be as perverted as we are with ponies, but instead with humans? Besides her hand fetish, what other things would she attach herself to?

Would she ride other ponies wearing saddles and do Clint Eastwood impersonations?
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>>2740880
>your monitor

goddamn, brother.
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>>2740880
>dat image on the monitor
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>>2740803
i love how each of her eyes follows a different blob
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>>2740888
Why does America always look so dirty and dusty?
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>>2740874
Love it

crack open and play tf2/10
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>>2740883
Fuck off. Don't start this shit.
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>>2740903
I know right? Acer are shit.
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>>2740910
>America is a FPS.
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>>2740910
Because I need to get my car washed and I live near construction.
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>>2740695
Most HiE fics either start with you waking up in the Everfree.
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>>2740901
I want to hear Lyra do the famous Dirty Harry quote now...
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>>2740582
>tfw the only reason people know you watch the show is because you dressed up as one of the characters as part of a Halloween dare

God that day was fun...
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>>2740863

If she is that amused by a lava lamp I would love to see her reaction to a plasma ball

Pic probably related
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>>2740932
Mine didn't. But I never got around to writing it. It also ends with a sad ending. Then again most of my stories do.
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video with derpy getting her head crushed by the cmc and her wings buzzing
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>>2740695
I think that no matter what all of us would suffer a mental breakdown if we got into Equestria. Or at least you know go insane for a bit.


Really what would you do if you woke up outside of ponyville?
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>>2740932
That's because waking up in Whitetail woods is too mainstream.
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>>2740951
fuck you.

fuck you for reminding me that that exists.
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>>2740952
panic and probably run into the everfree
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>>2740938
It's good to know that Derpy and I would get along by being amused by these things together.
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>>2740964
i'd like to see it.
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>>2740938
Something tells me that Derpy and a Van de Graaff generator would be the most fun had by anything ever
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>>2740951
Derpy is my waifu and that video made me laugh so fucking hard.
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>>2740937
WHERE DA VIDEO GAMEZ?
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>>2740967
>>2740952
>>2740695
If I ever get good at writing, this is the story that I want to write about.
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>>2740905
I don't see it.
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>>2740951
please post.
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>>2740951
Nicely animated, but goddamn, that was mean.
>tfw I was 2 seconds away from clicking the favorite button but then
>buzzzzzzzzz
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>>2740932
Mine involved a deep space exploration vessel discovering a planet with strange physics

the vessel is destroyed accidentally by Celestia when her and Luna force and eclipse for a celebration

Stranding the landing party of one
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>>2740985
The human will be NTSTS won't it
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>>2740985
you're a long way from that, sentenal

>ending a sentence with a preposition
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>>2740985
>Someone will never make a good HiE fic.
>Even if they did the stigma of all the shit ones will make it automatically shit.
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>>2740994
>>2740971
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ady5wUpIZDw
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>>2740880
who's Lee Payne?
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>>2740985
>Not writing about the Byzantine Empire rebuilding on Equestrian soil.
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>>2740938
>Derpy looks at a plasma ball endlessly fascinated
>Curious, she gives it a lick
>Her mane and tail stand on end
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>>2741009
The Traveller.
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>>2741009
the traveller, anon
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>>2741004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM
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>>2741005
I dunno I kinda liked the ghost one until it it became "The Darkness"
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>>2740999

Admiral pls update
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>>2741008
that was great.

whats so disturbing about the buzzing wings?
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>>2741008
>Black humor
>Cut away gag just like family guy!

lel.
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>>2741051
Aww hell someone did it already huh?

and to think I thought my idea was relatively unique...
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I think if you suddenly woke up in Equestria your best options would be to either find Twilight or Zecora

pray you don't land in a populated area
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Why are your little ponies so terrible? My little ponies are simply objectively superior.
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>>2741008

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKdbpxDdBcI&feature
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Weaver mentioned being "stretched thin". What does that mean. What does he do outside of
http://tgweaver.tumblr.com/ ?
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someone suggest to me episodes of pone to watch
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>>2741051
Is that the one where a bunch of US Marines were crewing an experimental spacecraft?
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>>2741067
>Not waltzing into ponyville like christopher walken in the weapon of choice video
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>>2741065

Maybe it was. Maybe your idea was stolen from your mind by marauding ALIENS. Its been known to happen.
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>>2740932
I have a self-insert character I imagine in every non-vidya media I consume, traveling to each seperate universe watching whatever takes place. Equestria would just be another destination for him.

I've had enough years to come up with lore on what their powers are and how they work, too

I have told this to no one except MLPG now
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>>2741067
Finding anyone from the show that you recognize would be a start.
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>>2741089
My nigga, that'd be my exact reaction to appearing in Equestria.
The other ponies would see your superior dance moves and soon join in, accepting you as a total badass.
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>>2740952
Okay if I somehow snap out of it first order of business is to avoid contact with ponies since we don't know how they react to humans.
It's a small chance that they would react violent but I'm not risking it.

Second thing I do is to find out what date it is.
I don't want to find out I'm there just before the pilots and with my interference i doom all Equestria.

If everything is okay and when I'm ready to meat the ponies I'll pretend I'm hurt near FS's house.
Humans may be the most horrofing creature in Equestria but FS would still try to take care of me.
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>>2741081
Applebuck season, Dragonshy, Sleepover episode
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>>2741087

No I was thinking of one that sounded an awfully lot like the concept he posted about, had one guy on the ship and one guy only.
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>>2741100
My story will never see the light of day other than that post anyway so its all good.
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>>2741008

Wow that was god awful. And to think, that was animated in flash. I have so much shit I could write. Medicore shit probably, but shit I could write that could be animated. And that's what gets animated?

Are there any good fan flash vids? I can't think of any.
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>>2741079
His two quests?
Dive and Nan Quest.
He might've started up something else new too, I haven't really kept up with him in a while.
Could also be really busy with real life shit too, since he's doing... farm work now I think?
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>>2741089
That would be so cool.

>Land on two pegasi during a leap
>they take off and start flying you around while you pronounce words strangely
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>>2741089
My nigga
Stun them with my suave dance moves and perfectly coiffed hair
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>>2741131
>tfw you will never be GG's faithful steed out on the open range
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>>2741118
>pretend I'm hurt near Fluterrshy's house
that's actually a smart idea
but i wouldn't try and talk to her off the bat, she would probably assume you were just a wild creature lacking sentience.
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>>2741125
nah my idea involved a whole exploration vessel thing, think "The Enterprise".
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>>2741108
>not making an OC that you keep exclusively in your head as a means of interacting with the universe you've just witnessed in a creative way solely for the purpose of mental exercise
I do it too.
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>>2741124
thanks
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>>2741108
I do this too actually, when I'm really bored.
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>>2741128
He was actually an animator on the show
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>>2741150
>suddenly
"BOO MOTHERFUCKER"
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>>2741067
My idea is if you saw any one, you'd be a little paranoid about it. Think about it; You wake up in a place you have no recollection about or how you got there, and suddenly a creature half the size of you would start talking to you. You'd be questioning your sanity at that point, and wondering what is really real. Your whole world view would come crashing down trying to make sense on how this could be reality.

That's my serious take on it, a more norm idea would be "Woh, talking pony/zebra. Spooky. Hi!"
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My eyes are killing me. I think I'm about to develop sudden blindness.
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>>2741163
>sent to the moon
>dies
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>>2741160
>He was actually an animator on the show

Are you fucking serious? And he wasn't fired for that? Because that was fucking horrendously bad.
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>>2740951
poot.
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>>2741067
There's a good chance that Zecora would beat you stupid if you just walked up to her in the forest.
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>>2741156
>>2741159
Oh man, I thought I was the only one

I could give an explanation of this OC's powers now if anyone wants to see the extent of my autism
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>>2741184
SPILL THE PASTA, BRONY
You can't possibly be as bad as me
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>>2741089
>>2741117
>>2741135
>>2741140
Christopher Walken, mankind's ambassador to Equestria.
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>>2741178
Who are you, by the way?
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>>2741117
>>2741135
>>2741140
Pinkie is the first one to come around and start dancing with you, you both, at the same time, start pointing at different ponies you pass by

>You can go with this
>or you can go with that
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>>2741160
I really doubt that.
He's been claiming that shit since the Cupcakes video and he's shown absolutely nothing for it.
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>>2741184
You'd be surprised how many people do this
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>>2741195
That's it, I want Walken in Equestria, written by Taw and darf in tandem
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>>2741202
sarahtrachtenberg.com/
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>Mental breakdown after waking up in a strange place.
That's why it's good to have friends nearby.
Suck it up solider, and conserve that ammo.
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>>2741184
I have multiple playlists on my iPod that have music that has inspired different stories of mine. One of them has 57 songs in it.
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>>2741167
I just don't think cute little marshmallow equines would scare me too much. I'd accept that I'm either dreaming, I've completely desynced from reality, or I'm actually in another universe for some reason.

Make friends and see what happens. No need to get all angsty about it in front of new beings that have no idea who I am.

That's the advantage of a clean slate.
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>>2741178
I think he did the Cupcakes flash too.
Hes a funny guy, its a shame you have no sense of humor.
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>>2741246
>I think he did the Cupcakes flash too.
>Hes a funny guy, its a shame you have no sense of humor.

No, that kind of violence and toilet humor is the bastion of hacks. It takes zero creativity.
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>>2741271
>toilet humor
>implying either of his videos has toilet humour and not just excessive violence
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>>2741271
While I do agree with you, you've gotta admit he's got the animation down pretty good. I hate the fact he uses it for violence instead of making something cute or actually funny, but he's got talent.
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>Rarity quest is getting crazy.
Luna, what are you doing?!
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>>2741275
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>>2741275
ahahahah, blood and farts, ahahahah!
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>>2741238
True, I don't think the mind is that fragile. I'd explain that break down due to whatever process brought the person to Equestria, like a teleporter disassembling your atoms to reassemble them elsewhere, but something went wrong and now you're slightly 'off'.
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>>2741108
>>2741159
I'm not the only one that does this?
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>>2741285
I think they were referring to the poot at the end.
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>>2741271
This might help you
http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/
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>>2741271
I did not see a single toilet in there you fucking moron.
Holy shit did you even see the same video?
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>>2741291
SHUT UP
WE'RE ABOUT TO TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA WITH EAR SCRATCHES
WE'RE NOT PASSING THIS UP
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>>2741194
H-h-here I go

Powers here are based off a form of energy known as 'Humanity', given off by sapient beings as the think an experience emotions. These dimension-travelers need to consume it to exist and thus have to milk it out of other beings by traveling to their universes and just lurking near them as they go through their lives, or starting shit themselves.

To 'anchor' themselves in a universe, they have to hang out near a character or they simply will be booted out. Their powers literally allow them to do anything, as long as they can justify it to themselves that it is possible, so more imaginative people = more powerful.

To achieve this state, one simply has to achieve CHIM, sort of


god I feel more autistic than I have ever been
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>>2741275
I totally didn't expect the fart at the end.
But my penis was pleasantly surprised.
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>>2741309
Luna is about to get her face kicked in by a Jelly Rarity.
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>>2741305
>thinking toilet humor literally means jokes about a toilet
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>>2741311
So your character is Vivec if he was a Dickwraith Invader.
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I could care less about the dress
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>>2741311
Sounds like a Steven King novel. I'm waiting for the magic retard to show up.
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>>2741305
>I did not see a single toilet in there you fucking moron.
>Holy shit did you even see the same video?

I like you.

>>2741299
>>2741285

Yes, fart at the end. I'm not totally against "toilet humor". But it must be used intelligently and creatively. I can think of a few really good examples of from Venture Brothers.
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>>2741342
>Furries fap to this
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>>2741295
Maybe the air is composed of slightly different compositions of gasses that you're not used to? Perhaps the sudden change in elevation with no pressurization between two different points in the universe? Is the pressure slightly different? Perhaps even the gravity is off a bit?

It'd probably be a temporary thing. From the sudden change of environment on top of differences in the physical world around you to the complete change of reality, you'd more than likely need to 'adjust' for a few days before you shrugged off your mental breakdown issue thing.
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>>2741309
I can't wait til rarity wants us to do things to her main later
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>>2741323
WE ROLLED A NINE
WE GOT THIS IN THE BAG
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>>2741344
>Steven King
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>>2741342
I laughed when Eurobeat kept those lyrics in his version.

You think he wants to be the pretty mare?
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>>2741355
that gif doesn't need the marker in the corner like that IMO
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>>2741377
Eurobeat probably wrote the lyrics on being a pretty mare in a pretty dress
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>>2741377
I liked how that anon described the sing
>The male version is about Eurobeat singing about his gay wedding
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THE LA LE LU LI LO?!
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Do we still not know why there's no Hamburger Time Report tonight?
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>>2741246
>He's the guy who did the cupcakes flash

You know hes not a professional animator right? He just made that up because he knows how to operate flash.
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>>2741355
>not this
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>>2741339

Heh, that's pretty accurate, except they don't need to kill for Humanity. They can pose as gods and shit with their powers and then make shenanigans happen, then feed off the results, if they don't just want to hang out in the background and see what happens

>>2741344
I have never read a Stephen King novel
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>>2741355
>AJ and Dash rubbing noses together
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>>2741402
He ran out of pony meat
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>>2741401
What?
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>>2741401
HWHAT
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1. Your favorite Apples

Mine's Royal Gala. I don't think they have an Apple family character on that.
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>>2741362
I agree! I haven't fleshed out this idea for months, for fear of it being another brony grimdark wish fulfillment story, and a human one to boot. I'd like to write a semi-serious story fun and interesting to write and read.

The human would do some crazy thing within that adjustment period, I'd write. Things he'd regret later on.
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>2741423
>not tart

you dun goof'd
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>>2741423
I dont like apples much. Maybe the green ones a bit. They're nice and tart
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>>2741396
>A Stallion version of Cadence wanting to marry Twilights brother.
>The Changeling king has taken his place.
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>>2741434
I AM! This is the first time in weeks you catch me drawing!

YES!
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>>2741423
GET OUT NON-CONTRIBUTOR

JESUS CHRIST
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>>2741423
Honey Crisp is best
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>>2741434
Because I should be writing.
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>>2741437
There is a male version of the song that isn't that bad
Give me a second
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Someone should draw a Michael Jordan pone saying "I don't need this."
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>>2741434
But I am drawing.

My OC.
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>>2741423
Apples are very high in calories
You just stick to celery stalks
Besides, Golden Delicious is the best
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I need the "Can you take us to Mt. Splashmore" pic STAT
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>>2741375

>The dice gods are smiling on us.
But for how long?
They are not known for being so kind, but more like Discord.
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>>2741311
That's not bad. I mix it up with a few different characters. For MLP, I've thrown myself into the shoes of a couple balanced villains and imagined how a day would play out. That can be a fun thought experiment.

Of course, you can also imagine being a 'normal' character that interacts with other ponies from the show or the main 6, but those scenarios are usually boring unless you're something that isn't a pony (like a dragon, Diamond Dog, etc)

Then, I also go full spaghetti. Become god (or something like Discord) and shake the world up a bit. Do whatever you can before you get Rainbow Cannoned or, if you're going to go sparkle special snowflake, that end-all problem solver doesn't work on you.

Always use music to go into these thought adventure things. It's fun, but I think I spend too much time imagining myself in fantasy universes.
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Would you a Mrs. Cake, Rarity's mom, Jubilee, and nurse pone at the same time?
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>>2741423
>not Fuji
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>>2741411
I can't stop imagining Vivec fucking with other fictional world now to gain Humanity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX4Ppm-cPZI
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>>2741455
Yes, its the one Eurobeat did.
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Last one. I'm already sick of this idea.
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guys we have a problem! Rainbow Dash is ded!
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>>2741494
Pfhahahah what.
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>>2741455
Found it for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUdiCqDVUxI
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>>2741476
My body would not be ready, but I would
>>
Hi Everybody,

I am casting a show for TLC about people with unique collections or obsessions. I found this forum and wanted to get in touch with anybody who is obsessed with MLP or has the most amazing collection of MLP memorabilia to see if they'd be interested in sharing their story on our show. Hope to hear from some of you!

Thanks,
Sarah Trachtenberg


http://www.ponychan.net/chan/show/res/36394526.html
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>>2741494
It's not uninteresting! Hurray!
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>>2741476
Yes I would. How could you even ask?
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>>2741497
That's a problem?
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>>2741497
So is pink pone.
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>>2741494
THAT'S THE BEST
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>>2741487
No a version with different lyrics

This one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMrq4bzYfjA
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>>2741494
Something wrong, SB?
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>>2741497
Well at least we still have her replacement
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>>2741497
NOOOO! Can I revive her with a kiss of life?
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>>2741476
You sure like asking that.

I'm going to say Sparkler.
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>>2741514
AND RARITY IS HAVING A STROKE!
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>>2741494
>Oh Big Mac, this whole situation is so...unbearable.
>I don't know how this happened, one day I am picking bearies and the next morning I look like this...
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>>2741506
>People! Do not respond to this person! They already tried this shit last year. They make shockumentaries about people with weird obsessions like urine drinking.
http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/my-strange-addiction

My sides
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>>2741514
That's even better!
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>>2741552
>Rawrwaw raw
>rawarwaw raw rawr
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>>2741497
Nothing of value was lost.
>>2741514
She was so young. She will be missed ;_;
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>>2741497
>implying that's a problem
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>>2741554
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>>2741554
>>2741506

But you know that they're going to find one damn idiot who wants to show off his ponies.
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>>2741550

Again?
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>>2741476
YOU ALWAYS ASK THIS
ALWAYS
YES
MY ANSWER IS YES
ARE YOU AMUSED THAT MY FANTASY WILL ALWAYS REMAIN JUST THAT?
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Just kidding they were just away
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>>2741525
Usually.
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And AJ just dropped ded while applebucking! all the ponies are deding! what can we do?
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And guess who just peed herself
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>>2741554
>>2741506
> Please understand, however, that they will be most likely be looking for a “weird” brony, possibly someone with a “pony fetish” or the like.
>Particularly if they are first exposed to our ranks via an intentionally sensationalistic program such as “My Strange Addiction”, the brony-naïve viewer is going to go into this thinking “Men? Men who like My Little Pony? What, are they gay or something?”
>What would the bully from my fifth-grade playground think? What would my mom think?”

They've come to the right fucking place.
This shit is hilarious
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>>2741599
Any way I can help?
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>>2741580
>Rarity having an epileptic seizure.
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>>2741577
Talk to this guy
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/ross-irving/
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>>2741603
forgot the proof
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>>2741606
Butterfly?
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>>2741554
http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/tlcs-my-crazy-obsession-at-it-again/
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>>2741519
I really like that guy's voice.
Especially a very lucky bride part.
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>>2741608
>pony fetish
>What, are they gay or something?
Perfect
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>>2741599
Well hey, at least you have poni
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>>2741519
why does there need to be a male version?
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Speaking of crazy obsessions, somebody have a picture of Jailbait's battlestation?
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>>2741564
>Someone played as a bear in a D&D game.
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>>2741474

Full autism time
I always imagine it as the same character, my self insert. His powers have enabled him to do things like rebuild his left arm as a mechanical limb, boost his legs, install mechanical parts in his brain and so on to augment himself, but he has no idea how any of them work other than it just does, due to the nature of how their powers work. He also has a small base in a pocket dimension where he backs up his mind and stores memorabilia from his travels, along with a tank full of clones ready to rescue replace him if he gets into any deep shit.

The justification for the safety of having clones is that if any of the clones decide to let the original die to take his place, the other clones will be likely to do the same to it as well, so it's basically a MAD scenario here.

Obligatory dark and edgy backstory: character has lost most of his memories because they have been altered by himself for some reason or another and is not sure if he himself is a clone, but generally doesn't give much of a fuck and enjoys himself traveling.


Top this faggotry
I dare you MLPG
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>>2741651
Because...bronies?
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>>2741666
>max disguise
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00wlIfoxgpY
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>>2741660
>crazy
nigga his shrine is the most sane thing ever posted here
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>>2741613
Nah it's not really any one thing. Just brain problems.

I'm gonna try something from last night.
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>>2741667
My self inser had sex with Celestia.
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>>2741666
I wonder if there will be bear lore in 5e.
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>>2741677
well that sucks
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>>2741667
I've imagined myself (not a self-insert, not an OC, literally me) holding off a changeling horde while the helpless ponies evacuate

beat that
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>>2741624
What did you just fucking say
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>>2741677
You should probably see a doctor about that SB, my mental illness went undiagnosed for a while until I almost killed my dog.
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>>2741685
>bear lore
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>>2741599
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>>2741702
I alwayse die in those kind of fantasies since I know I'm useless.
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>>2741715
Why anon has a huge beak?
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>>2741702
I've imagined myself leading a changeling horde to decimate a town full of helpless ponies. And then after the dust settled, and every one of them was glued down, every changeling paired off with a pony and cuddled.
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>>2741708
How can anyone make such an angry expression when talking about butterflies?
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>>2741726
You don't know beakanon?
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>>2741708
Calm down, Shutterby, I can't understand you.
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>>2741627
Someone needs to get on this shit.
Do the interview in a room that is pink and covered in stencils of ponies and papers with bad fanart on it.
Also make sure the room is COVERED in pony toys. Make sure a horse dildo is almost hidden.
Have them separated by 'ship' you have given them.
Tell them you have a tulpa pony.
And make sure to mention how you will go to Equestria when you die.
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>>2741676
Hm, yes. Perfectly sane.
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>>2741726
oops, I cannot arms
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>>2741708
>tfw I'll die before knowing what is she trying to say
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>>2741715
D'aww
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>>2741726
It's one of those plague masks. Don't want to catch whatever SB has!
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It seems the amount of people in this thread have really died down. Is MLPG dying due to hiatus?

Good.
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>>2741747
I challenge you to name one insane thing about that.
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>>2741667
I'd make an alteration to that. I'd have his consciousness located inside of something like a supercomputer in that pocket dimension place and the 'clones' would be advanced androids that he has perfect influence/control over. That way, he's never at any risk or danger of losing anything and he can still have fun dicking around in a dimension.

But why stop there? Who's to say that the computer couldn't send out several clones all at once and experience a smorgasbord of realities simultaneously?

I'd have the androids bring things back every now and then, but they need to locate some weird power source in the dimension they've traveled to in order to warp back. Make this power source something that would normally be fatal, like a volcano or extremely high voltage power lines. The android doesn't die, but he vanishes from the reality of that dimension when he warps.
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>>2741695
>An earth pony that can't grow something.
Pinkie, what went wrong in your life?
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>>2741747
>Mothers Day 1987
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>2741702
I imagined bringing a political revolution to Equestria and then leading it like Chairman Mao, with virginal ponies brought to me each night.

And I started to write it out too, but that's when I realized I had ass burgers.
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>>2741738
>Taking a break from your art?
>You better go draw me a pony fart!
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>>2741766
She can grow rocks!
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>>2741702
Since I know I'd be useless unless all those Fuck Yeah Humanity in Equestria greentexts turn out to be true I'm always my self insert.

Each and every one of your fantasies, I've done it with a faggy self-insert

Yeah
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>>2741780
Those are called kidney stones, anon.
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>>2741730
Were you Chrysalis in this scenario or just yourself?

That's adorable, btw.
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>>2741780
crack rocks?
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>>2741747

How much would it cost to print out a Gaben poster like that?
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>>2741791
everything makes perfect sense now
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>>2741725
I always die in those fantasies because GLORY IN DEATH
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>>2741709
I don't know why I laughed at this post. I may have mental problems.
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>>2741792
Changeling cerebrate version of me.
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>>2741800
Man, why?
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>>2741795
Another month added to Ep3 release date
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>>2741791
>>2741794
NO REAL ROCKS.
>>
Please Respond.
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>Celestia ask about if Rarity is our friend
>GM rolls a 1
So either we're fucked or Rarity is now made from Spaghetti
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>>2741833
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tjb14VoWjg&feature=related
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>>2741828
ILL TAKE 60
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>>2741833
Apples?
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>>2741744
>Sometimes I rip the skin.
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>>2741833
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trCf9eCmIHY
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>>2741853
mmmMMMmmmmMMMMMmmm
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>>2741843
I fucking love that dice thing.
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does anyone have that one rumblescoot >greentext where rumble preens scoots' wings?
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>>2741795
I figure the ink alone would cost a fortune just because it takes so much ink to accurately portray Gaben's massive weight
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>>2741833
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LyitHavgw8
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>>2741843
Stop posting about it here and drop our shit in the /q/ thread
MLPG will get annoyed soon
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>>2741844
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL DAT POW-UH
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>>2741843
The Dice god is Discord.
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>>2741827
...because then they'd build a huge statue of me in the town square?

...because WE DIE STANDING?

...because it's my imagination and not reality?


I've also imagined leading a ragtag army of humans against the wishes of Celestia (who doesn't want the world reintroduced to the ways of warfare) directly against the changelings
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>>2741844
Please don't post that anymore
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>>2741865
>where rumble preens scoots' wings?
Which one?
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>>2741870
>metagaming in the quest thread
Do you even lift?
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>>2741763
But that means he's not really cuddling with his waifu and he can't question whether he really likes her or is just sucking humanity from her

And when Twilight is Princess of Equestria he can't come back every now and then to reminisce on the good old days wit hher


Though that's a nice idea
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>>2741215
Would you a Sarah?
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>>2741880
You have my bow anon.
Add an extra meat shield to you list
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butts
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>>2741886
ALL of them.
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>>2741895
>believing it's really some bitch and not just an asstard
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>>2741895
No thanks
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>>2741895
Eh, maybe? I'd cum on her face probably.
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>>2741895

I'm a total hottie. Don't you deny it.
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>>2741708
Am I the only one that imagines her making some angry, grinding sound that causes eyes and ears to bleed?
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>>2741906
Butts?
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>>2741888
>metagaming

Do YOU?
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>>2741947
I always imagine bird chirping and the subtle sound of flourescent lightbulb humming.
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>>2741948
>that chin

And now that's all I can see.
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Humanized ponies?
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>>2741947
Is she like a Deep one?
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>>2741948
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>>2741948

Reported.
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>>2741820
>cerebrate
>not Swarmlord master race
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>>2741972
Announcing your reports is against the rules, silly!
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>>2741968

That's Anthro. And it looks like that Chinese guy. We should invite him to MLPG.
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>>2741978
>Swarmlord cuddling up with small, cute, defeated pony citizens
Thankfully, I got a pacemaker installed.
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>cerebrates
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwp&v=wfu16P5dQo8&NR=1
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>>2741972
There is not even anything sexual there.
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>>2741999
Do you think changeling minions can combine themselves, Voltron style?
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>>2742004
Yes, now sit down and shut up.
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DID SOMEONE SAY BUTTS?
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>>2741552
>>2741564
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>>2742015
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>>2742025
brother Bear was a great movie, the sequels sucked
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>>2742025
God that's cute
You might be onto something here
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>>2742025
you should colour it.
it's bearly visible.
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>>2742013
They try too.
But none of them can agree on who gets to form the head.
And at that point the one making up the leg gives under the weight and they all fall over.
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>>2742017
BUTTS
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>>2742056
You'll just have to bear with me, I take a while to color
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>
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Alright I gave it my best.
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>>2742025
Rose pls draw bears
pls
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>"So children, lets recap what we learned today..."
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Where can I find all of Weaver's stuff? Not all of it is posted to tumblr.
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>>2742081
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>>2742063
Get the fuck out with that tripcode.
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>>2742098
In my asshole, care to look?

in before somebody spoonfeeds you
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>>2742086
Looks good SB
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>>2742063
>>2742098
>tripcodes for silly reasons
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>>2742097
>"If you're 120lbs overweight, nopony will fuck you."
>Silent sigh
>"That's right, Sweetie Belle."
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>>2742025
>An offhand thing I wrote gets drawn.
>That's almost like a request.
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>>2742086
You're the best SB
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>>2742105
Oh god I just realized Cherilee's neck is fucked up.
>>
WEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLL
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>>2742086
That is fucking rad

>tfw bong pony spills on the rug that really tied the room together
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>>2742105
okay
I'll be back
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>>2742098
>What is google?

You're getting paid for this. Act like it, lazy.
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>>2742116
malm malm malm
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>>2742025
Fluttershy is such a little bear. I cant see her as anything except something like a koala
>>
why does Dash have such a pullable tail?
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>>2742127
HE AINT MY BOY
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>>2742132
No. Leave and never return.
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>>2742097
I find the idea of Celestai mandated sex education for fillies really really hot
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>>2742142
BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
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>>2742115
I never asked for this.
I thought it'd be a quick joke but I guess not
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Don't click this
Need more Cherry Jubilee if you have some, Anon
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>>2742151
what doesnt MLPG find hot to some extent?
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>>2742162
>no fun allowed

sheesh
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>>2742161
THREW AWAY MY POSSESIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
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>>2742165
>droopy anus
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>>2742113
>>2742150
Hey now, I make threads with my trip.
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>>2742113
to be fair, butts can be trusted not to delete threads. The only reason having a trip for that is stupid is because it's stupid that we have to deal with that shit.
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>>2742170
What, it's nice and all but I didn't ask for it.
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>>2742151
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>>2742165
>cherry jubilee has teats
>applejack doesn't

dammit, jr
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>>2742165
ONLY ON THE HUB!
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>>2742165
>Applebloom.
But she was back at the farm, and nowhere near that place.
Immersion=RUINED!
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>>2742176
That's fine. Use it for making threads.
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>>2742165
>Someone put in the cherry anal beads I said it lacked
OH BOY
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>>2742193
You know AJ leg is blocking her teats right?
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>>2742202
That's not Applebloom you cur!
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>>2742193
>AJ doesn't have teats that show through her forelegs
-2/10 fucking disgusting would not even look at again
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>>2742086
but dude pone was already in the show
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>>2742165
THOSE JUICES LOOK DISGUSTING
0/10 WOULD NOT FUCK
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>>2742202
Thats Apple bumkin.
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>>2742193
>what is a foreleg
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>>2742212
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>>2742171
CAN'T READ MY P-P-P-POKER FACE[/SPOILER]
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>>2742215
...
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>>2742208
Jr did that himself
>Fixed this up a few times. Bounced it around the Steam group to fix some of the bigger problems, then got a brilliant suggestion from Anon to add the anal bead cherry chain in there. The idea was too fucking awesome to not put in there and I’m ashamed I didn’t think of it myself.
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>>2742213
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>>2742251
What?
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>>2742252
>Jr thought my suggestion was "too fucking awesome"
I am a happy man
>>
Luna is the wraps mare all over again.
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>>2741775
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>>2742151
>that one picture of bigmac fucking cherilee in the classroom
goddamn
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>>2742308
>stink waves
good think that was there or i might not have known what was going on
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>>2742308
i wouldnt have figured that those were fart waves if you hadnt told me.

thanks
>>
I'm not gay but I'd love to suck a horsecock.
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>>2742310
This better not be you lying to me internet guy
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>>2742323
I know right
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>Weaver going back to ponies
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>>2742252
...Since when does Jr have a tumblr?
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>>2742323
gay has nothing to do with it

horsecocks are amazing
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>>2742349
A long time ago.
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>>2742330
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/802283#search=cheerilee%20big_mac

Not him but it's pretty amazing
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>>2742349
>mfw
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>>2742323
Im not gay either but i would let all the stallions of ponyville use me for whatever they pleased
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>>2742349
>>2742360
link?
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>>2742342
>He was just saying that to get your hopes up because he loves manipulating people's emotions
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>>2742349
How are his lines so damn perfect!?
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>>2742342
>>Weaver going back to ponies

Source?
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>>2742381
http://toggafreggin.tumblr.com
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>>2742349
>those lips
hnnnng
I can almost taste them...
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>>2742385
very high stabilizer
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>>2742385
Whos the best on model artist, this fag or Jr?
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>>2742419
Lauren Faust.
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>>2742385
He takes a long, long time
I wish I still had that reference sheet he made
>draw a shitty circle
>aw man look at that mess
>add more lines
>erase some
>looking gooooood
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>>2742382
No, he wasn't just saying that, I was.
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>>2742385
He works for the show.
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>>2742385
He draws really slow. He has a lot of time to just sit there and draw reaaaaallly slooooooow.
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>>2742419
well, who's this guy?
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>>2742426
>implying she draws on-model
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>>2742319
>>2742315
>>2742308
waaait a minute
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>>2742440
Here he is, in all his ponyfucking glory.
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>>2742459
pfffthahahahaha
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>>2742442
Equestria prevails.
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>>2742440
>>2742430
>Going slow.
>For anything.
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>>2742459
Isn't Jr's voice deep as fuck?
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>>2742452
Nigga, she drew AND wrote the character model sheets.
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>>2742349
What is she doing with that piece of lunchmeat?
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>>2742459
hahahaha
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>>2742475
Anon, I think he was joking.
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>>2742419
Fluffy
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>>2742475
>>
>grow your own horsecock
>http://youtu.be/h4pNXAtPJp8?t=1m16s
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>>2742470
>implying Blitz is fast
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>>2742478
I think it's a POV shot from the bottom slice of bread.
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>>2742499
I love those pointy noses and sharp angled legs.
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>>2742302
Oh shit she is.
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>>2742430
Here you go. Jr always sounds like he just doesn't give much of a fuck when he draws.
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>>2742510

Chemistry is fun.
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>>2742471
You have no idea
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-84I3z8CrSI&feature=plcp
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>>2742459
>"Hello"
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>>2742535
He's streamed a couple times for the Steam group.
Watching him draw is fun
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>>2742552
Is it me you're looking for?
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>>2742546
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8XpNQHLDrM
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what does a mare's vagina taste like
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>>2742596
Depends on the mare
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>>2742596
bags of salty sand
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>>2742596
bags of sand
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I've been sick with fever for a few days and it's starting to seep into my dreams. For anyone who's never had a really, really bad fever dream, they feel unsettlingly real and are usually extremely vivid and often disturbing, like some tangible hallucination.

So of course my subconscious decides to whip up a little horror to the tune of My Little Pony.
It starts like any other episodes, and there's hijinx, andfriendly misunderstandings, shit like that.
And then Fluttershy gets raped.

It was the most awful thing, and it played out exactly like the show would have if that sort of content somehow ever appeared on there. It was graphic. I won't go into detail, but it was so vivid it was like I was actually watching it happen. Jesus Christ, guys, you don't even understand.
I don't even really remember what was doing it (a small dragon, another pony, I don't know) but goddamn, it was awful.

And Fluttershy was crying about it later. And everyone was trying to cheer her up. Pinkie Pie didn't really understand what had happened, just that someone had done something bad to her. Throughout the episode she tried to build her confidence back up, cheer for her to stand up for herself. So by the end she's full of piss and vinegar and she storms back out into the Everfree Forest or wherever to confront the guy

and in predictable "all that was for nothing" humor that often appears in MLP, she just gets raped again
graphically,
and without mercy.

and then the episode ends with her crying about it later at Sugarcube Corner and Spike made some sort of joke at her expense.

I hate being sick.
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>>2742579
Its a running joke.
Whenever James meets someone he always begins with "Hello"
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>>2742596
salty coins and milk AND FUCKING PISS GROSS
>>
>>2742546
>>2742595
He could be a legit voice actor with pipes like that.
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>>2742596
Like horse urine and horse menstruation.
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>>2742579
Cause I wonder where you are
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>>2742623
Unf.
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>>2742615
does not infinity plus 1
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>>2742609
...Wait a tick, I remember this post.
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>>2742595
>>2742546
PQ is painfully bad at video games
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>>2742623
>horse menstruation
HORSES DON'T WORK THAT WAY
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>>2742611
>saying hello to people you meet
What a novel concept.
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>>2742609
Come cough in my mouth please.
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>>2742609
Isn't this copypasta? Anyway, it sounds fucking awesome.
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>>2742622
Kinda sounds like Duke. Alright, so Jr really isn't a girl...;_;
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>>2742609
I had a dream the world was being consumed by a black void while various voices taunted me about how I couldn't stop it or save anyone any that I would be stuck there for eternity. I cried when I woke up.
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>>2742647
Actually it does, when horses go into heat their vaginas still bleed, just not excessively like with human women.

The blood is reabsorbed into the vaginal lining.
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>>2742609
>Spike made a joke at her expense
My sides!
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>>2742609
Back when I was really religious I had dreams where spirits would chase me around on abandoned cruise ships and trains and dockyards and warehouses.

I will never forget that pure animal fear I felt each time.
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>>2742676
>Rape episode ends with everybody laughing
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>>2742659
>Alright, so Jr really isn't a girl...;_;

Pfffthahaha this nigga...
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>>2742659
Shit how new are you?
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>>2742699
Yeah, he doesn't know Jr was hit by a bus...
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>>2742712
less new than you apparently
>>
How hard would it be to get a job in the pony world as a human?
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>>2742739
>hands
that is all
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>>2742739
Easy tier, nigga. You got hands. You can operate all of their equipment at least 2 times better than their best.
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>>2742651
Its often followed by a request, but May says it the exact same way every time and the other presenters make fun of him for it.
Hello is usually reserved for phone conversations to ensure someone is listening.
>>
as hard as my dick
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>>2742739
I would think it would be pretty easy to get a job pleasuring mares with your hands and arms.
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>>2742739
Easy as fuck, just go to the spa.

Hooves and magic ain't got shit on hands when you have the monopoly on them
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>>2742739
Without a green card? Hope you like working for griffons.

Unless you can marry your waifu quick.
>>
sometimes i think about ending it all so i can live in equestria among all the pretty multicolored ponies who will love and understand me
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>>2742739
It can't really be said without knowing what the ponies think of humans.
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>>2742739
very. They're terribly afraid of new species. Look how terrified they were of zebras
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>>2742749
>>2742748
>You ask why all their tools are seemingly designed for someone with hands
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>>2742763
>implying you don't go to hell
>implying you aren't already here
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>>2742765
yet look at how many of them flocked to a Minotaur with a goat entourage
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>>2742764
Well considering they live in a world with multiple sentient beings capable of speech I don't think humans would be too strange to them.
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>>2742783
>quality!
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>>2742776
>It was a trap set by Lyra to catch a hoomin.
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>>2742783
>implying you and everyone else wouldn't flock to IRON WILL if he held an event here
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>>2742783
>season 2 in charge of consistency
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>>2742804
>they learned to not judge strange newcomers
>not consistent
nigga what?
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>>2742609
Man
My especially vivid dreams when I was down with the flu were all filled with Twilight waifu fantasies

Sucks to be you
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>>2742784
>tfw ponies know exactly what humans are and kill them on site
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>>2742818
>you will never have hat sex with Rarity
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>>2742784
>I don't think humans would be too strange to them

Unless you christopher walken into ponyville like we discussed earlier.

>guard tries to stop you
>"HEY, talking to my guy all wrong, its the wrong tone. You do it again, stab you in the face with a soldering iron"

>dance away to catch the worm
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>>2742804
No one was scared of Gilda because she was a griffin, she was just a bitch. I guess non-fantasy creatures are abnormal.
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>>2742783
All you need is a song and dance. If you can appear cheery and energetic, ponies will definitely give you a chance.

They were afraid of Zecora because she'd come to town with a fucking death cloak on, kick at the ground, and act like a total freak.

Also, she WAS a nigger...
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>>2742802
well duh, who wouldent want to go to a self help seminar done by Mr Satan/Mr T/Hulk Hogan/Randy the Macho Man Savage
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>>2742823
>site
Sight, thats it, bed.
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>>2742546
>>2742595
That's... not that deep.
And it might just be the inflection he put on what he was saying, but it doesn't even sound like his natural speaking tone.
'Course, it could also be the mic...
But still, it really isn't that deep. I mean, shit, it's maybe, what, two steps down from my normal speaking tone?
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>>2742823
>Except Lyra who hides them in her attic, basement, and walls of her house to stop the genocide.
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>>2742835
That was too fucking funny
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>>2742835
>Christopher Walken in Equestria

Someone needs to write this.
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>>2742835
>someone asks him if he has the time
>where is his watch
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>>2742850
Vocaroo
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>>2742784
Considering that most of the technology they use is human technology and not designed to be easy for ponies to use it's obvious that humans either exist in their world, or existed in the past.
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>>2742796
>Lyra surprises you from behind
>"Hey there. I see you're a man that knows how to handle his tools..."
>Slides a hoof down your arm, resting it on your hand
>"I like that."
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>>2742739
>working at Sugar Cube Corner
>Pinkie needs help reaching a bag of flour high up on the top shelf
>You are able to grab it and get it down for her without an issue
>All of the ponies think this is the most amazing thing ever, staring in awe
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>>2742898
Lyra.
Stop.
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>>2742898
>Pull your hand away from her hoof
>Back away slowly
>"Uh... Yeah. I'm... I'm going to go stand over there. Next to the door."
>Glance at the door as you continue backing up slowly
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>>2742912
>he
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>>2742898
worst fanon by volume
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man why we so ded.
This is a sleepover
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>>2742928
>the door is Lyra
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>>2742898
>that feel when you will never hold lyra's hoof
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>>2742919
>unicorn magic
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>>2742919
>unicorns have telekinesis
>pegasi can fly
only filthy mud ponies would be fascinated.
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>>2742835
>Walken Quote:
>I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. You can't - you can't do that. Ice cream - I love to watch television and eat ice cream. But that's like a ten-year-old. I can't do that anymore. Beer. Beer, spaghetti, ice cream.


ONE OF US, ONE OF US
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>Gone
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>>2742912
am not amuse
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>>2742941
im watching that episode right now
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>>2742912
>ECMajor knows Jessy

Haah waaw, Jessy is such a karma slut.
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>>2742943
>Leap for the window
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>>2742912
>Though the artist who drew it was in a chatroom i attend, and he has a lot more…
>chatroom
>he
...Not that I can't see Jessy hanging out in a chatroom, that plus the gender confusion makes me think someone might actually be passing Jessy's shit off as their own.
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>>2742953
>Pinkie understands every word of that
>proceeds to say things just as ridiculous
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>>2742923
Bon Bon, I told you where I like to post in confidence.
Go to bed
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>>2742932
>half the world population female
>one billion people on the internet
>somehow it's only males on the internet

I understand why'd he think 'He', but I just find it amusing this is the default assumption people have
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>>2742851
>Lyra's List
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>>2742980
I can't.
I just can't.

It's time to stop posting, Lyra.
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>>2742984
Isn't it correct English to address someone as a he if you do not know who they are? Much like we address objects as female.
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>>2742979
>Christopher Walken and Pinkie Pie have a conversation

I would give not just all of my money, but all of my loved ones and possessions, my house, my car, my hair, and all of my teeth to fun this.
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>>2742987
>Lyra with Liam Neeson's voice
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>>2743000
Oh you, anonymous.

You always tickle my sides.
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>>2742979
>Pinkie Pie nods sagely

>>2743000
>objects as female.
...not sure whether this is legit or not. Seems insulting, but kinda makes sense. You mean like ships, nations, cars, ect?
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>>2742999
>no fun allowed

I like it when she posts
she's a cute pone
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>>2742898

>Implying Lyra wouldn't just follow you around everywhere, intently observing you, but shying away in a panic every time you look directly at her.

She would be the pony spaghetti queen.
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>>2742912
I don't recall chatting with this guy, or being male.
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would you ride the pone train?
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>>2743009
I like Twilights mane
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>>2743012
>Lyra singing I COULD HAVE DONE MORE
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>>2742975
Actually... ECM just goes by the names on there, I think. So all she see's is Palette. So, assuming that there are no women on the Internet, Jessy is de-facto male.
This is my fault, I'm sorry. But on the bright side, we got the SR-71 out of UC77.
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>>2743022
God damn it se-...

Actually that does make some sense.
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>>2743033
>>2743034
suddenly

>>2742999
FUCK YOU BON BON
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>>2743034
>or being male

Is there something you arent sharing with us Jessy?

Are you hiding man meat under all that?
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>>2742971
>The window is Lyra
>Your presence give her the same powers that Pinkie Pie has
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>>2743000
Need to add that to tropes vs. women
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>>2743034
Shh, no tears.

Only dreams.
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>>2743039
You know I would
Could Fluttershy fit the rest of the main 6 in her butt?
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>>2743044
WHAT.
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>>2743034
oh well
pls draw more plane pone
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I went to the movies MLPG, what sort of bullshit did I miss?
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>>2743000
I don't think that's "proper English" so much as it is a cultural thing.
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>>2743075
Shit nigger get with the program.
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>>2743048
You should leave her for a pony that also likes humans. Like Caramel.
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>>2743049
all dat fat
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WISDOM FROM WALKEN:

>That's supposed to be a fact, that the question mark is originally from an Egyptian hieroglyph that signified a cat walking away. You know, it's the tail. And that symbol meant - well, whatever it is when they're ignoring you.

>When it's wet, I stick it up with some gunk and walk around and let the air dry it and then it stays there. I have good hair. I have a lot of hair. Whatever I do must be good for it, because I've still got so much. Every time I meet guys I went to school with, they've got no hair.

>Professional dancers don't go dancing.
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>>2743074
i wonder what Dash just tasted to elicit such a reaction
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RARITY QUEST

HOW IS RARITY QUEST GOING
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>>2743050
>Grab a knife and hold it up defensively.
>Eyes scan the room for any way out
>Lyra is gone
>You keep backing up until you hit a while
>Frightened you turn around and swing the knife thinking you backed into Lyra
>It's just a wall
>You continue backing up until you pass a cupboard.
>You glance over.
>Clever girl.
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>>2743075
Get with the times old man.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/Plane%20Ponies.7z
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>>2743107
SWIMMINGLY
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>>2743103
She just realized she's nose deep in Twilight.
She's been dreaming of a moment like that for a while now.
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>>2743103
Twilight's unwashed asshole
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Weaver comes back for one final pony pic request. What do you ask for?
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>>2743127
Nothing because he is not good enough.
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>>2743121
EXCELLENT

I HOPE TO BE MURDERED BY >feels BY THE END OF THE NIGHT
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>>2743127
AJ in a silly hat
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>>2743127
Gillou
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>>2743121
I'm pretty sure we're gonna fuck up soon
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>>2743127
Eh. I don't know.

One more won't make a difference.
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>>2743127
butts
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>>2743127
a pony
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>>2743090
I mean the fucking SR71

Jessy is the only one allowed to draw planes.
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>>2743127
Pony as The Pain.
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>>2743103
smelly horse butt.
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>>2743127
for him to finish his damn coltcuddling series
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>>2743146
lel.
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>>2743127
Weaver hugging everyone in the general with a rainbow in the background
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>>2743099
>Walken to Pinkie: You're a cantaloupe

>Pinkie to Walken: Hmm, and you're a cherrychanga!

>Pinkie shoots Walken in the face with a confetti cannon
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>>2743127
>ask for anything
>looks like an MSPaint piece of shit
At least it's not Gillou
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pieces of machinery shouldn't be allowed to be so cute
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>>2743127
Remember Space Jam?
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i heard someone mention the "b" word
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>>2743180
Bapples?
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>>2743126
>>2743157
Twilight confirmed for smelliest butt?
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>Rusty Quest now

FOLLOW FREEMAN!
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>>2743174
Yes they should. They should be allowed to do whatever they want to.
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>>2743174
We need more OC porn from Jessy
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>>2743174
god dammit
why are you so cute blitz
you're angry
you shouldn't be cute when you're angry
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>>2743176
>GG draws the costumed anons
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>>2743195
I've always wanted to go to a convention as a group all in HL2 rebel outfits, then hope we notice someone in an HEV suit.
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>>2743174
I'm not really into these plane pony things. But I really like the red one's teeth. I have no idea why I like pointy teeth.
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>>2743034
Jessy, how does it feel to have a magic man stick?
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>>2743204
No, we don't.
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>>2743228
Agressive body parts are adorable on Dainty ponies
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>>2740057
A vagina fart?
That's some silly shit bro. I would laugh and stop.
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>>2743226
>you all shout at him "Get a move on Doctor Freeman"
>you follow him around and block doors when he tries to open them
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NEW HORSE BUTTS
NICE AND HOT
>>2743231
>>2743231
>>2743231
>>2743231
>>2743231
>>2743231
>>2743231
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>>2743226
>go with a preset horde of Twenty
>Find one
"Hey, it's Freeman!"
>Medics all start swaddling him in bandages, rebels get stuck on objects and run in place
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>>2743238
Yes, yes we do. God yes. Especially Palette Swap.
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>>2743044
I figured an SR-71 pone would have more of a cool, confident look than that. I mean, when nothing else in the air can touch you, aggressiveness becomes unnecessary.
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>>2743208
I like it when she blushes
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>>2742946
AJ dances just like a white guy who can't dance
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>>2743108
>She hugs your around your head
>You can't get her off
>You blindly stumble into the street and start stumbling around and crashing into things.
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>>2743267
Eh. If you say so.
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>>2743272
Well, it probably stems from the perfect track record. You tend to get cocky with something like that.
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>>2743288
>Dude with a turkey on his head.
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>>2743282
Well she is a redneck afterall.
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>>2743288
>>2743368
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMK99aeaLHg&t=3m23s

I love Mr. Bean.
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>>2743256
>>2743266
This would be the best thing.
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>>2743296
Well, either cocky or Sean Connery levels of calm.
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Alright. Laying claim to this horse. Don't mind us.
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>>2743999
In the name of what?!
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>>2743999
Piss off, I was here first.
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>>2743999
FUCK YOU, I'M FAPPING OVER HERE
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Steam spills forth as your bathroom door swings wide open, followed shortly by a vision in blue; you, fresh from a relaxing shower before another night at the club, a towel wrapped carefully around your wet mane the only thing obscuring an inch of your body. Your freshly dried coat glistens in the light of the room, clean and shiny from your careful grooming. The cool air feels amazing as you stride across the room to your boudoir, your tail swaying freely with each step.

You seat yourself at the small desk which holds your various beauty supplies, and remove the towel, allowing your still-damp mane to spill over your shoulders. You gaze into the mirror before you as a quick bit of magic evaporates the remaining water, leaving your well tended locks with the nice, full body you're used to. You retrieve a soft bristled brush from the drawer, run it through your mane, teasing it into our signature style. You could simply 'will' your mane into whatever shape you desire, but it always feels good to be able to run a brush through it with your own hands. Once satisfied, you set to work on your makeup. Not much, of course; someone like you doesn't need to cover herself with paints to look or feel beautiful, but a little eyeliner and lip gloss never hurt anyone.
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>>2743999
Like clockwork.

Ready when you are.
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>>2744027
I bask in the warm comfort of another completed cleaning process. The patter of warm water across my body is a simple pleasure, and it remains one of the few natural sensations I can receive all over. It also leaves my coat so delightfully silky and clean, which translates well to the feeling of my attire against it.

Beautifying myself has become a ritual I have come to enjoy, which is unsurprising given how much I do love to play dress-up now. Of course, I am perfection, but my glorious body is just so much fun to play with in so many ways. I play with myself in the mirror, blowing kisses to my reflection before finally deciding I am just about ready.
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>>2744445
Satisfied that you're looking your best, (but really, when aren't you?) you rise and traipse to walk-in closet where you keep your numerous outfits, the quiet clip-clop of your hooves against the floor accompanying you. You stop to admire your collection, Some bought, many from the finest boutiques in canterlot, some born of your own design, created from thin air and the musings of your mind. Almost every piece in the room has been altered by your magic in some way, either to let it wrap flawlessly around your body, or give it that signiture flare.

At the center of it all is your one piece. You've grown so fond of it's perfect, tight embrace, how it hugs every curve, displaying your body to the world. Sometimes you almost feel incomplete without it, and tonight is no different. You run a finger across it's surface and sigh, the dress form it rests on inadequately filling its curves. It will be wonderful to feel it hug your body again.

You do have a little while before you need to leave for the club. You considering having a little fun before soaring off to work. There's a particular article at the back of the room that you've been dying to try on, but do you have the time to appreciate it?
>>
A quick response is all I need, either a yea or nay. Whatever you're in the mood for.
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>>2744811
>>2744842
Of course I do. I always have time to see myself in a new light. It would be a terrible waste otherwise.
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>>2744899
You shake off the notion quickly, chuckling as you wonder where you got such a crazy idea in the first place. You let your hand trail across the bodysuit as you walk past it, but turn your attention to the ensemble hanging at the far end of the room, the disposable dust cover from the boutique still hanging over it. You'd fancied the idea ever since that night at the castle, and had it commissioned the morning after. Dispite the priority granted by your local prestige, it wasn't ready until just yesterday.

You lift the heavy garment from it's resting place, and slowly pull the cover away, revealing the golds and silvers of the fine fabric. Once it's removed, you admire the dress in earnest; A long, flowing ballgown with a voluminous, intricately decorated skirt. The bodice comes all the way up, ending in a high neck, and its long, translucent sleeves end beyond the wrist in points, the grooved shoulders delicately puffed. You don't think you've worn something that shows so little skin since your ascention, but you just couldn't pass up the idea.
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>>2745599
You slowly unzip the back of the dress, and lower it to step inside. You dip one leg into the endless folds and waves of the billowing skirt, then the other, and slowly pull it up around your body. You breathe in gently as it slides over your torso; you'd had the garment lined with the finest silk so it would feel as wonderful to wear as it looks on your voluptious form. As you slide your arms into the dress, your breasts seat themselves inside the smooth, silky pockets sewn into the front of the bodice. The feel of the fabric encompassing your bosom is at once soothing and electrifying as you pull the dress tight against your front. You clasp your hands in front of you as you use your magic to raise the zipper, closing the dress around you, the tall neck hugging your throat, serving as a gentle reminder to hold your head in a high, dignified position. You retireve the piece de resistance from a small box below where the dress once hung; a gleaming golden tiara. You lift it to your head as you turn.

You leave the closet with the grace of a god, and stop before the familiar full-length mirrors in the corner of the room. You beam as you see yourself, and reach down to grasp the skirt. You gently lift it, swaying back and forth as the dress sashays around your legs, before giving a quick spin. As the dress settles, you sigh deeply. You feel not like the sex idol you've grown so used to being, but a beautiful, delicate princess. Completely flawless.
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>>2745610
I deeply enjoy the sensation of the silk lightly sliding across my curves as I sigh deeply, my chest heaving as I exhale. It is all I can do to keep from rubbing myself against this orgasmic lining, as that would be a disservice to the radiance and dignity offered by this piece. I slowly open my eyes in order to take this all in and savor it as long as possible.

The gown is like a beautiful, glowing flower blooming out from my trim waist and around my long legs. It billows softly as my tail circles under it, giving me the appearance of floating lightly under its voluminous folds (an idea I file away for later). My gloved hands clasp themselves over the skirts, sinking into the gentle give of the smooth fabrics and surrounded by beautiful bows, ribbons, and pleats.
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>>2746104
My torso feels like it is being hugged by an intimate, more loving version of my one-piece as it hefts my bust and slinks around my waist. Naturally it is just as well-decorated, the light dazzling off of the hundreds of inset sequins and gems. Attention is drawn to the trio of magnificent stones set into my waist, above the valley of my covered cleavage, and at the base of my neck, each glowing pure white with an inner fire not unlike my own. I smile at them as I lovingly nuzzle the delicate puffed sleeves encircling my shoulders, enjoying the feeling of more silk and satin on my cheek.

Finally, the tiara nestled snugly in my mane peaks it all. Shining gold with inset gems, it crowns me as the beautiful princess I feel when wearing this gorgeous gown. For once I barely even feel the burning need from within. I am content to simply be admired from afar and to act the dainty, feminine beauty I am. I gracefully spin once more, enjoying the billow of fabrics around my hips, waist, and legs as I imagine being seen like this.
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>>2746116
You lose yourself in the fantasy of daintily walking by the gentry at some high-society gathering, attracting an entirely different type of stare as you glide through the crowd. All eyes are on you, the entire crowd mesmirized by your grace and poise. In your mind you turn back to the assembly, bowing graciously and thanking them for their attendance, as well as their unspoken, but clearly displayed admiration.

You slowly open your eyes as the daydream fades, your gaze drifting across your gown, stopping to admire the intriciate embroidery and lavish decorations. For once, you feel that it's perfect just the way it is, and any thoughts you may have had about 'personalizing' it vanish. Maybe some day you could wear this for your little Luna, spending the evening in complacent luxury out on the town in canterlot. Nothing lewd, nothing flirtatious, just the two of you sharing a pleasant, refined evening. You wrap your arms around your abdomen and let your eyes slide closed as you gently turn back and forth, practically glowing as your thoughts drift between the dream of a more dignified life, and the feeling of the soft dress shifting against your skin.
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>>2746716
All good things must come to an end, though, as the dimmed fire slowly smolders back to life, its ethereal warmth beginning to work it's way through your body, and into the forefront of your mind. You give a quiet, dejected sigh, and raise your head and turn to the hanging wall clock near your desk. You need to get moving soon. You take a moment to admire yourself in the mirror one last time before drifting back to the closet to hang the extravagant gown back up. As much as you'd love to show up tonight wearing something so stunningly opulent, it wouldn't survive the usual rigors of work. You unzip the dress and slide out of it, relishing the feeling of the material passing over you as it goes before affixing it over its hanger, and replacing it on the rack.

Turning back to the center of the room, your gaze meets the familiar sheen of your bodysuit. The melancholy of the moment begins to melt away as you're reminded of its wonders. It may not be as elegant or diginifed as the flowing ensemble you wore just minutes ago, but it's just as luxurious and indulgent as any piece in the room could hope to be. The back splits as you lift it from the form with your mind, and it slides over your body, fitting you perfectly. It seals itself around you, squeezing your body jealously as you slide the gloves up your arms. Say what you will, but wearing the tight latex suit makes you feel like you again. You pull the leggings on, appreciating the feeling of them stretching over your hooves as they pass, and don the matching jewelry. You take a deep breath, your breasts heaving and tugging the tight rubber across your body. The deep pervading warmth pricks up, and begins to flicker in your abdomen.

It's time you got going.
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>>2746724
I grin and lick my lips in bliss at the familiar feeling of latex tightening itself comfortably across me. It may not be the loving embrace of silk, but this is the suit I was born in. Nothing beats the stretch and squeak of my leotard pushing and squeezing against my breasts, and the inviting indent between my legs.

I float up and out the window, rubbing myself over as I enter the night air as I coast to my destination. Those lucky or attentive enough to catch sight of me against the sky are favored with a sultry wink, a blown kiss, or an inviting beckon as I ready myself for another night of exotic pleasures and eager partners. By the time I reach the club I am filled with the eager fire below and in my breasts, the tingling infusing my body and giving me energy for the shift ahead.

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