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Purple horse edition
Alternately, your pone waifu edition
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maybe i don't have a waifu, you whore

also, purple is a terrible colour
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What would these two do if they got their very own episode?

Do you think they skip school?
Do their parents get worried when they stay out too late?
Do they ever get Pip, Featherweight, Spike, and Rumble to help them throw frogs at girls?
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wings
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SATAN EDITION.
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>>2661665

i tried. i thought i could succeed. sorry.
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>>2661683
Its edited because tumblr cry about ableism.
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>devil horse
>after what happened last thread
I think this is a divine sign, guys.
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>>2661683
They would make the worst episode I've ever seen of My little Pony
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>>2661683
>It plays like an episode of CHIPS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYKdayl7BHM
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/33255/A-Treasure-among-Treasures

Rarity waifufic 2 months late, hope you guys enjoy it
Comment and criticise pls
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>>2661696
The PTA is disbanding?
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Same pony either way
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>>2661703
Critique: Rarity is a slut
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>>2661666
NOT AGAIN
IT'S A SIGN
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>>2661696

clearly this means Fluttershy is going to turn into some kind of unholy demon queen with several dicks and a giant egg sac where her face should be or something
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>>2661717
Only for you, darling.
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>>2661683
I think it has potential, as long as Spike is there too.
Their interaction was great in Boast Busters
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I am commandeering this general!
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>>2661666
Oooh, purple thread would be nice
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>>2661717
>>2661731
Oooh, stay on the table for me buddy
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File deleted.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/24335178/toxic_unicorn.zip
Because somebody asked for it in the last thread.
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>>2661738
I like this idea
I still feel like Spike isn't as Beta as they're making him out to be, and he could prove it against those 2.

Even if he does have a little pony in him
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>>2661742
>commandeering the general
>not even wearing a hat
>not even a captain

Your off the edge of the map mate.
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it's not like it's hard to get dubs anyway
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>We haven't talked about Rarities family in at least ten minutes.
Well this is terrible.
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This thread will be perfect
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dubs
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>>2661769

it isn't close enough to the 4th of July for us to talk about her family.
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>>2661769
>we will never finish raping sweetie
Thank you, Jesus, for this small miracle.
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>>2661772
Man the chick Eurobeat got to sing that song sounded hot as fuck.
I would hit that shit like the fist of an angry god.
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>>2661756
All descriptions of pony depravity is funny.
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So you boys like ponies?
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>>2661742
You can have it. This thread is full of Xeno-loving heretics.
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>>2661789
3boop7me
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>>2661791
oh shit, link?
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>>2661789

>the mark of the beast.
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So, guys

I'm eating some Swiss cheese right now and I don't see the appeal
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>>2661751
They did seem to go very off track with Spike's characterization. I liked him as that little kid who makes jokes at everyone's expense.
Not everyone's little beta punching bag.
Exaggerating a bit
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>>2661747
>747
Fuck, I laughed.
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>>2661794
no
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>>2661794
What are you, high? I fucking hate ponies.

Horses on the other hand...
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>>2661794
I love them
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>>2661806
That's because Swiss cheese is terrible. You need to get some mozzarella or provolone.
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>>2661797
You better start believin in Xeno threads, young Space Marine.
Yer in one.

And it's only a matter of time before you become one.
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Dem hips.
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>>2661830
>Swiss cheese.
>Terrible.
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>>2661832
I believe in Xeno threads. I know they're out there. I try so hard to purge them, Pirate. I really do.
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>>2661830
casual

bleu cheese > your gay cheese
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>>2661808
Yes, that is exactly why I loved Spike originally. Offhand comments like "an outhouse" in WWU.

If they could get back to that that would be great.
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So... wtf goes on in here until next season? I haven't been in a general since the wedding.
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>>2661840
You heard me. Swiss cheese is terrible. Horrible. Disgusting. 0/10 would not eat again. And it's not even because of Chrysalis.
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>>2661849
>rape
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>>2661849

fetishes and fights.
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>>2661806
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Swiss either, despite being an unrepentant bugfag.
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>>2661685
DID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?
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>>2661849
step into my rape-mobile and i'll tell you

don't let the name scare you, it isn't really mobile
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>>2661866
I prefer Jarlsberg.
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>>2661849
It's deteriorated into random un-pone discussions, and fetish.
Also, lots and lots of tripfag drama
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>>2661860
>>2661861
Oh boy... I might as well just stick to the /b/reads then...
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>>2661751
Do you want a little pony in you?
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>>2661842
You can purge one and ten will take its place.
Each one more terrible then the last.
Soon they will invade everything that they have not already.
And before you know it, you will have nowhere to go, their numbers will overwhelm you like a vast sea of pastel.
Even the Orks will marvel at it before they are overcame.
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>>2661868

good lord
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>>2661868
Yeah! Lets post some fuckin' wings!
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>>2661874
>>2661879
Yep! It's the /b/reads with more anons.

Well fuck.
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>>2661868
>that hair
UNNNNF
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>>2661883
Not really, but I'd like to stick it in a little pony.
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>>2661893
well now i take issue with that

we are considerably more offensive than your petty little /b/read

also we actually watch the show.
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>>2661884
At least I have job security? I will keep purging Xenos until the day I die!
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>>2661875
More of a brie man, myself.
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>>2661830
>eating mozzarella on its own
are you normal?
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>>2661881
>And nothing of value was lost.
I think the only interesting person from the /b/read would be slendermane, if he dropped the avatarfagging he would be actually kinda fun to talk with on occasion.
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>>2661891
aw yeah
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>>2661868

Oh fuck that looks so good.
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>>2661912
>caring about avatarfagging
>2012
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>>2661907
This is very true.

>>2661912
I haven't seen him around much any more.
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>>2661891
>>2661913

is there a problem with eyes now
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>>2661918
Avatar fagging eats up the image limit for no good reason. Not to mention if someone avatar fags enough people just tune out the images they post thus making it a true waste of space.
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>>2661909
Ever had aged brie?
Like, shit that has been in a cave for three years?
Instead of a soft, mild cheese it changes into a hard, intense cheese.
Shit is amazing.
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>all these awful wings

it sucks being a true wingfag. you notice the mistakes and almost everything is shit.
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>>2661911
I hardly consider myself normal at all.
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>>2661918
>not caring about the most blatant form of attentionwhoring, image-limit wasting garbage in existence
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>>2661868
>>2661891
>>2661913
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>>2661931
I love brie, that sounds tasty
I would eat cave cheese with anon
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>>2661918
It's pretty much just a more obnoxious way to tripfag
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>>2661931
Yeah, it was fucking amazing.
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>>2661868

>look up this artist's DA

Oh my fucking god.

Why are there so many amazing artists that I've never even heard of? Some of this shit just never makes the rounds or what?
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>>2661927
That's true, but there aren't really any avatarfags in here are there? At least I haven't seen many.
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>>2661868
>All that wasted steampunk.
>She will never use it.
>She gets scared of it on occasion and tries to run away from it, the fact that it is attached to her causes a small panic response, resulting in her either fainting or freaking out and trying to run away.
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haha mane's missing out on the cheese discussion

what a faggot
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>>2661932
better?
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>>2661936

I really liked those little preening stories from earlier
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>>2661703
Anyone has anything to say about this?
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>>2661945
Yeah, they dont post shitty meme stuff or cute things so their stuff doesnt makes the round
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>>2661953
I missed that, does anyone have them saved?
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>>2661950
>those boots and that emo face
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>>2661703
You still here anon?

i loved the fic left me very feely

10/10 would read again
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>>2661953
Yeah, I'd like to see some preening greentexts.
Got any capped?
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>brie

i think we all know where this discussion must now go
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>>2661947
In here? No. We chase those kinds of people off.
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>>2661953
aw shucks
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>>2661965
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>>2661947
>Many
Try none.
It's something that has been ground into our simple heads to not do.
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>>2661966
Sure, glad you liked it
It was quite interesting trying to write for someone other than waifu
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>>2661976
better
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>>2661942
Expensive as fuck tho.
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>>2661961
Sorry I don't read fan fics
I'm sure it's magnificence pierces the heavens with amazingtude though
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>>2661945
>>2661962
>liking giraffe ponies with pterodactyl wings

And people say Noel's ponies are too tall...
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>wings

maybe i can wash off this feeling with wings.
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>>2661971
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>>2661995
>burning vag

what happened to sweetie belle rape
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>>2661968

they were in the last thread
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>>2661971
I have a better idea.
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>>2661995
You could have made it so she liked it, man.

Sex with children doesn't have to be wrong whenever we're in fantasy land. You can do whatever you want.
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>>2661989
k thx u seem cool 2
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>>2662000
I think the author decided it was too creepy and ditched it.
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>>2662000
He realized how fucked up it was, thank goodness.

You should all be ashamed.
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>>2661996

>>2662005
yeah no
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>>2661961
Reading now
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>>2662012
>no fun allowed zone
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>>2661968
>>2662003
>
>>2659877
>>2659887
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>>2662025
>no pedophiles allowed zone
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some cry
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>>2662005
>tfw they will both eventually grow up and become spoiled hollywood sluts
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>>2662031

whoops, second one should be >>2659902
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>tfw friend shows signs of depression again
He's one of the last reasons I even bother with even coming here and staying with the fandom as a whole. If my interest dies before season 3 starts, then the ride ends for me, and season 3 will just be Meh tier no matter what.

I don't want my passion to die away because of his inability to open up to me and love for misery and despair.
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>>2662025

it wasn't fun, man. i'm actually kinda disgusted with myself.
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>>2662051
Do more
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>>2662044
Who is it?
Who are you?
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>>2662044

You're only in a fandom for your friend?

A fandom is so important to your depressed friend that you would no longer be friends if you weren't in it?

Do you realize how fucking awful that is for both of you?
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Were you thinking it like a real child?
Because even while reading it, I wasn't.


I was enjoying it too, but if you dont want to continue, whatever.
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>>2662051
I guess some parts were a bit iffy.
Maybe you should have toned down the lollipop and "play a game" bits.
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whatever happened to ponyville replies
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>>2662061
>A fandom is so important to your depressed friend that you would no longer be friends if you weren't in it?

I think it's the opposite - his friend is so important to him that he's only in the fandom still because of him.
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>>2662072
>>2662051
link pls stay
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>>2662051
repent your sins by writing celestia >feels
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>>2662044
Suck him off, he'll enjoy that.
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>>2662072
I dunno what his problem is - he didn't even write anything that bad.

And even if he did, it's just writing.
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>>2662051
It's alright bro, we all get into situations where we have to step back and go 'No, this is a bad writing idea.'
Don't beat yourself up over it too much man, just know you hit the wall of your comfort zone and dust yourself off.
You now know you have limits, and that makes you fucking human.
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>>2662082
>enjoy that

haha

I remember when I thought casual sex between two best bros was possible.

Only fuck does it complicate things.

Specially when his girlfriend got involved.

and not 'involved' in the good way
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>>2662084
Yeah, maybe you could write about Sweetie Belle raping anon instead.
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>>2662076

That's what I'm trying to say. If his friend has depression, spending so much of his time in a cartoon fandom is incredibly bad for him.

He should encourage his friend to break away for the sake of their friendship and his own health.
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>>2662083
I can easily understand not enjoying writing about raping a child, normally humans are supposed to feel repulsed at the thought of harming a child, and if that is what you try to write I can easily see not wanting to continue.
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>>2662058
_______
_____

I'm not saying because >drama and shit posting. We've been down this road before, I'm just venting off steam here because quite frankly, this is the only place I can talk about it in some capacity.

>>2662061
I'm not in it solely for him, we became friends because of our interactions because of said fandom, just as I'm sure bearly everyone has made at least one friend of contact since they started posting on here. But if he goes, then that's one less reason to stay in the MLPG. What am I going to do, post the same nonsense that is spammed in every thread until either a mod removes /mlp/ or I'm banned? Basically this: >>2662076
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>>2662094
Did anyone do a story about Diamond Tiara forcing herself on anon?
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>>2662093
Threesome? You lucky dog.
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>>2662103
can I be your friend, you sound like a nice guy
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>>2662107
I said NOT involved in the good way

:(
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Would you take in a pony if you knew it was going to kill you eventually?
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>>2662022
Thanks. Criticism appreciated.
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>>2662095
I don't know what he does outside the fandom, but I know he's hardly involved in it anymore. He never posts in here anymore, and I've never seen him anywhere else.
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>>2662103
It's still drama and shitposting. I think I know who you are, anyway.

Anyway, how about you talk to him about it instead of us?
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>>2662112
I try to be everyone's friend, I want to make everyone happy as best I can.
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>>2662120
No, not counting bugpone.
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>>2662125

Maybe you should like

Ask him.

How is he that important to you yet you've never discussed anything you or him do outside of my little pony?
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>>2662137
I do too, but how can we become friends?
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why haven't you punched a brony yet today, MLPG?

right in his ugly neckbeard?
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>>2662120
Why would a pony kill you?
I probably would.
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>>2662125

Just tell your friend everything you just told us. It's really that easy.
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>tell family you think you might have clinical depression
>they finally ease up and stop piling guilt and stress on constantly

I haven't even been to the doctor yet but it feels good to have less stress to deal with and also to know that even if they bitch a lot my family IS considerate of my health.
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>>2662137

maybe you'll get a visit from the Slutty Pony.
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>>2662147
I've never met a brony in my life
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>>2662151
>tell someone im depressed
>they say get over it
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>>2662137
Pinkie pls go
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>>2662151
> Tell family I may have some mental problems
> Completely ignored
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>>2662140
I dunno about you but whenever I talk to people who I met through pony about stuff outside of pony, it's apparently a big, autistic deal.

It's apparently a huge leap to cross that "comrades through a single mutual interest/actually friends" barrier
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>>2662154
What about the Slutty Filly
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>>2662171
Sluttie Belle
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>>2662161
>>2662165
maybe you should kill yourself

then they'll know you were serious
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>>2662134
>>2662149
>>2662140
...then I wouldn't be posting here.

I'm serious, I want to talk, but unless he opens up, I can't do anything other than get that depression he's projecting.

Maybe he'll see these posts and get the realization that I'm there for him, no matter what, I basically own him my life for his generosity to me. Wishful thinking though

That's enough venting for tonight, sorry. I would adopt a trip to be filtered, but then that would be even worse... somehow.
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>>2662154
Will the slutty mare just come through my computer screen?

How is this going to work exactly, I need to be prepared.
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>>2662171
Stop that.
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>>2662161
That comic has a horrible fucking analogy.
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>>2662177
Scootaslut
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>>2662187
You've never been depressed then
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>>2662187
No it doesn't
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>>2662181

If your friend won't talk to you about those things then you aren't really friends.

To be honest when you say that you're participating in a fandom just to be around him and consider him the best thing in your life yet you have never talked to him about anything except MLP and he won't discuss anything with you, it sounds like you are hugely creepy and probably have no life or perspective on the situation.

I wouldn't want to be your friend or talk to you about things either.
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>>2662200
>>2662196
>I'm depressed please understand.
No.
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>>2662182
You'll get off the general one night to go to bed, and right as you get comfortable, she'll make herself known. A leg draped across your chest, a few gentle words, a pair of hot, wet lips wrapping around your cock, whatever would make you feel the best.

That's what she's there for, anon.
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>>2662181
>I want to talk, but unless he opens up, I can't do anything other than get that depression he's projecting.


This. Have you told him this.
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>>2662121
Sorry, I can't really find much to critique in that story. It was well written overall, and you got Rarity's personality well. Good level of description too. I'd say you could have added a little more of her "drama queen" side for some laughs to add to the story.
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>>2662181
Just tell us who your friend is.
I'm really curious because there's no way it could be me.
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>>2662217
This is like Parents telling their kids to be good so that Santa Clause will give them gifts

But this one is real
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>>2662181
>Maybe he'll see these posts and get the realization that I'm there for him, no matter what, I basically own him my life for his generosity to me

see a depressed person isn't going to be doing this

there's too many variables
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xy28CF7zMdwfbmRnBnIXygJxnHR7UZqgSdjt7YX0dBA/edit?hl=en&pli=1

Lets go on a trip, to nostalgia town.
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>>2662215
>I'm not depressed, these guys can't have it that hard!
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>>2662217
>whatever would make you feel the best.

how about be an innocent cute little filly
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>>2662220
Ah, alright, thanks. Drama queen might come in later installments.
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>>2662242

nope nope nope nope

fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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have some glinda plot
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>>2662234
We even have a Krampus analogue who has been getting far too much work lately. Stop being assholes to each other, MLPG.
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>>2662161
>>2662165
I'm sorry to hear that.

>>2662187
Maybe if you think a mental disorder and a physical ailment aren't good analogues.

How about if it was "Hey, stop having epilepsy"?
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>>2662219
Yes. Don't think it got though

>>2662213
True, but it's either that, or just ignore him, be an acquaintance of his and slowly drift apart after many months. It's happened to me before. The decay and regret of lost relationships still hurts.

>>2662224
No, this has gone on long enough. My peace has been said for now.
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>>2662171
>>2662177

i'm over it.
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>>2662251
I just noticed you were BDN, you've really improved man.
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>>2662256

It's well drawn but obviously trying too hard to be "sexy" for some reason and blatantly OOC.

4/10
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>>2662254
Scared to cry bro?
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>>2662260
> The decay and regret of lost relationships still hurts.

This is why I make sure, if I see one of my relationships floundering or drifting, I cut it off.

I make the guy hate me, end it all right there.

I'd rather bear that then the feeling that someone could still be salvaged.
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>>2662249
How do you feel about dunks
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>>2662260
>I'll never know if you meant me.

Who am I kidding, the only person I talk to barely notices me.
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>>2662275
You are a damaged individual.
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>>2662270
I better have considering how much time I spent delaying this
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>>2662258
>FUCK ART

10/10
What's that from
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>>2662275
If I did that, I'd be an even greater shut in. I'd have no contacts what so ever, I wouldn't have any friendly faces to talk to.

>>2662280
Fine, he goes by two names, one he wants to forget, and the other no one knows the meaning of.

Talk to your friend, get noticed.
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>>2661801
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNBEMB9RyoQ
or
http://odysseymusic.bandcamp.com/track/this-day-aria-changeling-mix-ft-jessa
I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>>2661791

ahahahahhahaha
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>>2662289
Believe me, I know.

My eternal curse is my ability to recognize exactly how mentally fucked up the things I do are then do them anyway
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>>2662273
She's probably just trying to make herself attractive to RD after she started reading the Daring Do novels.
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>Convince bro to check out the trailer to Wreck it Ralf.
>He loves it.
>Laugh about how awkward it would be for me to go to the show, he has a family with kids, he has an excuse.
>"Probably look like a pedo, bro."
>'Ahehe, yeah, that would look bad..."One adult, please!"'
Fuck.
Guess I can wait for someone to livestream it...
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>>2662315
Maybe you should do something about it.
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>>2662300
>It really wasn't me.
I'm kind of relieved and saddened.
whatever

I'll try to talk to him but we're barely acquaintances.
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>>2662301
Personally I've wanted to bone you since the Discord song.
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>>2662301
>I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I was just trolling for a reaction man.
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>>2662300
Noot?
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>>2662323
Like what.

I've already recognized that I have problems and that doesn't stop me from committing them.

What else is there?
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>>2662319

Just go to the movie. Nobody gives a shit and if they do they're a moron.
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>>2662300
RAILGUNNER CROOKEDTREES

CALLED IT

NAILED IT

RESOLVED.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE

NEXT QUESTIONS, GO.
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>>2662333
Professional help. See a shrink about it.
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>>2662331
No. He's defiantly improved in his art though.

>>2662341
...wut
who? That artist? No.
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>>2662316

>she puts on a pith helmet
>"reading is overrated. how about living the adventure?"
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>>2662346
NASSE?
>>
Look at you, old man.

Some twenty years or so ago you moved to Ponyville to "live the dream". No, not settling down with a fat pony waifu or experiencing high adventure on a daily basis, just living amongst ponies, doing honest work and making memories with good friends. You've seen them through happy and sad times, and you've seen some friends move on to other places and other things.

Tonight marks one such bittersweet occasion. You pop open a bottle of cider and sit back on your couch, enjoying the last rays of sunset and the familiar grooves of a vinyl record. But you hear a hoof knock on your door, followed by a voice that sounds like liquid sunshine poured over an orchestra of sweet molasses.

"Hey, it's me, Sweetie Belle."
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>>2662350
Jesus, would you morons give it a rest?
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>>2662345
I would, but the constant feeling that he's just interested in the money would eat away at me and prevent me from opening up.

Which might tell him something in and of itself...?
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>>2662350
No.

Are you going to spam names until I relent or confirm?

Shit, hit the power button, see you tomor
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>>2662346
I SAID RESOLVED

NOW GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE
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>>2662327
I suspected as much. Then again, here on 4chan I would've suspected just as much the other way. More so, from the kinds of Youtube comments I get...
>>2662326
BRB, Jessa version of Discord. I fucking wish, my To-Do list is huge enough as it is... sorry!
>>
I feel like darf is responsible for all of this, somehow.
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>>2662360
You've got self confidence issues.
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>>2662280
As hard as it is having a conversation not knowing who anyone is, I just want to say that anyone can talk to me anytime. Really. I'm pretty easygoing.
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>>2662380
No, really?
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>meta posting

[1]
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>>2662374
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QZMjFC_RgY&feature=related

This is my #1 song man! I love it!!!

/)

That was painful to type, I apologize.
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>>2662374
You son of a biiitch.
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>>2662390
Everyday until the hiatus is over
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>Apples finally caved and drew pony porn

Damn, I thought he was different. I guess they're all the same.
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>>2662386
Nathan/sentenal, why would anyone want to talk to you?
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>>2662389
Yeah, really. I just saved you 90 bucks.

But for real, you're fucked, you recognize that you're fucked, and you don't want to unfuck yourself.

So I guess get fucked.
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>>2662401
Why would he have been different?
He had drawn plenty of porn of other things
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>>2662401
Not me!
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>>2662374
Man, the last thing you should be doing is reading youtube comments...
I mean, I know you are a nice guy and want to show your fans you are there and listing to them and all but man.
Youtube comments can drive a man crazy.
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>>2662404
Shrinks never help so you really did save that dude $90.
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>>2662404
>you don't want to unfuck yourself.

It's not that I don't want to, it's that I don't think that I would.

It's like Deposit Money in Psychiatrist = Get Cured.
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>>2662393
I get worse, easily.
wtf tihs not fast as Tombstone's mix he get moer views lol brohoofEVERY BUTTFUCKING DAY.
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>>2662376
Well, he had a hand in it, for certain.
>>
I wish I was good at drawing so I could draw some cool pictures of griffon architecture and towns and shit

that kind of stuff never gets explored enough.
>>
who is darf? I was gone for a while.
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>>2662424
Why not just try it right now?
Go ahead!
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>>2662401
who?
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>>2662417
I'd brohoof you over tombstone any day, Eurobeat

but seriously, I wouldn't do it for either of you, it is the worst thing
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>>2662426
TAW's new name.
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>>2662351
"You like my dress? Rarity made it just for me, I'm gonna wear it on my first day at the Canterlot Conservatory!" She does an uneven twirl, the lace and linen billowing like springtime petals. "You weren't at my graduation party today. How come?"

"This is your time, for the young folk. No place for old men." You politely put the cider bottle away as she brushes past you to enter your home. She seemed to lean into you a little heavily on that pass.

"Nonsense. I want to see all of my friends before I... have to leave them." Sweetie sniffs and clears her throat. "It's so weird. Your house hasn't changed at all."

"Well, you are a little bigger since you first set foot in it." You chuckle, but the remark ignites something in her.

"W-we are friends, right?"
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>>2662426
Writer.
http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=category&user=22830
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>>2662426
Gone for years?
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>>2662423

>darf and TAW have conspired to create widespread depression and anger so that they can eventually kill MLPG
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>>2662426
He was a smut writer, an instigator, a personal inspiration, and a mild irritant from time to time.
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>>2662401
Links?
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>>2662443
>linking to his stories instead of his main user page

yeah, I get it.

That fucking blog post would turn anyone off.
>>
File deleted.
>>2662360
You're not paying them to be your bestest friend. You're paying them to listen to your problems and try to figure out what's wrong with you.

If you're afraid of being unable to "open up," they're trained for that. Just go and sit in the damn room. Getting your ass on the couch is the only step they can't help you with.
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>>2662426
one of the many contributers who went full autist
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>>2662447
Huh?

Oh, I thought we were talking about the heavy smut bend night threads have taken.
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>>2662417
I cringe when I see shit like that.
People taking your music and 'remixing' it only to have their fans swoon over it like its a fucking original piece.
They know what they are doing, piggybacking is the simplest method of inflating their ego and damned if they are going to take a different path from the one of least resistance.
Sadly, you can only grin and bear it, and you are a fucking rock.
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>>2662459
He went full autist?
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>>2662472
Nearly every contributor does eventually.
>>
if there were a pone visual novel whose route would you play first?

what do you think it would be like?
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>>2662461

smut in night-MLPG breeds conflict between night-MLPG and day-MLPG. it's the same result, in the long run.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>2662468
That's not how you spell Rainbow Dash
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>>2662456
>bloo bloo bloo nobody loves me for who I am inside

People take this shit way too seriously
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>>2662468
> Binary is best pony
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>>2662483
Goodnight goodnightanon
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>>2662483
FUCK YUOUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>2662479
I'd take the best-cuddle-buddy-with-twilight route. With the ending that has me risking my life for her so she forever knows that I'm her one and only cuddle buddy.
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>>2662481
Yeah I guess, though for different reasons.

I ain't changing how I act, regardless.
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>>2662461
What does darf and TAW have to do with that?
I haven't seen either of them around much lately.
I'm reasonably sure there are plenty of non-TAW, non-darf anons in here capable of spicing up the thread with fetish greentexts and stuff.
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>>2662483
what time zone are you in? staying to until 2am everynight cant be good for you.
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>>2662491
clever girl
>>
- .... . / -.. .--- / .--. --- -. -.-- / .... .- ... / ...- . .-. -.-- / -... . .- - -.-- / . -.-- . ... .-.-.-
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>>2662491
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>>2662499
no trust me they are the only people here who write smut

that's it

it's all them
>>
pls stop
pls
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>>2662485

all i see is some post about getting an avatar and stupid shit.

Am I missing something?
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>>2662524
pls write
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anyone up for a bit of rough gay horse sex?
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>>2662437
's why I just fistbump. "And say everybody". And start gagging at the mention of certain percentages.

(Actually, to be fair, Tomb's been an absolute bro about the matter, in a good way. Other than, like, one joke he made once about the viewcount, he's been polite and respectful about the whole thing.)

>>2662466
Actually, TBH he just kind of asked to make it one day, for shits and giggles. Neither one of us expected it to explode like it did, and like I said above, he's been absolutely great about it.
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>>2662417
Dunno if you're still here, Eurobeat.
Just chiming in to say that I love your music.
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>>2662443
Doesn't he have more than 2 stories?
I was pretty sure I'd seen other stories by him as well.
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>>2662503

central
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>>2662499
Didn't imply direct interaction, and I didn't imply anything about TAW at all. Just saying that darf sewed some seeds a few months back that have made certain things happen.
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>>2662544
not following you here
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>>2662475
In what way did he go "full autist"?
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>>2662507
..-. .- --. . -
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>>2662540
Who's your favorite pony?
>>
I've been here for quite awhile now and I just have to say I haven't made any friends here; at all. It's not like you guys don't know me either. I've been contributing art as well as making ya'll laugh or smile one way or another, which I love to do. However, it's depressing to think about how I'll never talk to ya'll again after the end of the show, and thus the eventual ending of MLPG. Though now that I think about it, it doesn't probably help that I post as anon a majority of the time unless I'm contributing doesn't it? Haha.
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>>2662538
God yes.
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>>2662559
>Haven't made any friends
>MLP: Friendship is Magic
Has the show taught you nothing?
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>>2662540
Yeah, from what I have seen, Tombstone does seem to be a respectable dude...
Go get them pitchforks and torches, general...
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>>2662559
Make a deviantart/tumblr/inkbunny if you really want some "long-lasting" friends.
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>>2662517
I can assure you that it's not.
I've written quite a bit of smut as well, and I'm neither of them.
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>>2662540

to be honest i can't stand his remix. it sounds like total shit and this is coming from someone who both likes dancier electro and listened to the original mix of Discord on repeat for multiple days on end.

His mix of your vocals is pure shit. Your mixes are awesome and are making me get into Eurobeat. Keep being awesome.
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>>2662442
>>2662351

thank you.
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>>2662497
>that feel

It feel like I'm cheating on Twilight what with writing a Rarity waifufiction
I'll have to make up for it
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>>2662562
why are you up so late SB?
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>>2662544
Unbound post: 'I feel like darf is responsible for all this, somehow'

I responded, snarky misinterpreted, whittle on down the line, here we are. See previous post.
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>>2662507
-... .-. --- .... --- --- ..-.
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>>2662574
---------sarcasm----------
----
--
-
____your head______
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>>2662540
Man you are 20 percent more reasonable
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and they told me night time mlpg was better
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>>2662587
>not having pictures for everything
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>>2662589
It has a better track record for smooth sailing, matey
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>>2662589
It is most of the time. Gotta take the good with the bad.
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>>2662589
They will tell you a lot of things
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>>2662454
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8221398/
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>>2662572
Not him but I made a tumblr and made... 0 friends, and 1 acquaintance.
How do I actually MAKE friends on that site?
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>>2662589

we're having an off night.
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>>2662595
>implying any of us are joking around here
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>>2662569
Nope, nothing. How do I frens

>>2662572
I have actually. Though I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not...
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>>2662538
Braeburn horsified?
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>>2662604
>http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8221398/
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>>2662589
>nighttime mlpg
>any better
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>>2662589
Even though this was a pretty bad thread, it was still better than anything I saw earlier today, although I was only here for about a thread and a half spread throughout the day.
>>
to people who are watching me for pony sex, is that sort of real storytelling not your sort of thing?
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>>2662605
Draw some OCs
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>>2662589
>day mlpg hears about night mlpg being 'better'
>more and more day thread users filter in
>day mlpg users shit up the thread
>'this sucks, you lied'
>day mlpg users leave
>night mlpg starts getting better again

It's you, anon.
>>
look if you guys want this story you're really gonna have to step it up a bit
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>>2662559
Noel?
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>>2662622
Maybe we should start telling everyone the day threads are better
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>>2662622
oh

then I'll just stick around until all the day time users leave
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>>2662616

>mfw I drew people's OCs and didn't get popular

I must be retarded or something

just kidding though, I just liked drawing them because they were good characters
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>>2662559
>ya'll
the fuck
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>>2662442
"You never felt like you wanted something more? Like a piece of your heart was missing, and it was just sitting right in front of you?"

"Sweetie, are you feeling alright?" You look her up and down. The warm rays of dusk bring out the violet sheen of her mane and the cool grey of her coat. You raise your hand to block the sun from going into her eyes. "You know, now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever seen you with a special somepony. Scootaloo was always the one setting new speed dating records."

"Heh, yeah." Sweetie is able to look into your eyes directly now, without the sun on her. "I'm not gonna have a lot of friends in Canterlot."

"You're a sweet filly, smart and pretty, too. You'll have plenty in no time. Bet you'll even have a special somepony."

"Well, what if I don't want a special somepony? Or another one, when I..."

You can somehow make out her reddening cheeks in the dimming light. "What are you saying, Sweetie Belle?"
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Drawing horses making out is hard, you guys.
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>>2662639
I'd never thought about it before, but I bet it is.

They have weird mouths
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>>2662541
Much appreciated! Glad you like it.
>>2662557
Fluttershy, followed by AJ. Sorry.
>>2662570
Haha, we definitely had a rough start, but he's only regarded me with respect for the most part, so for my money we're on good terms.
>>2662576
Ah cool! Any particular stand-out artists/labels you've enjoyed outside of Ponybeat? If not I can recommend some great starting points.
>>2662588
brb pukin'
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>>2662507
> The dj pony has very beaty eyes .-.-.-
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>>2662643

>I can recommend some great starting points.

Fire away my friend.
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>>2662643
>2.3 followed by Applepone
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>>2662589
It IS!
That's when all the funny greentexts appear!
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>>2662538

please.
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>>2662639
You have to turn one of the heads to the side so they lock lips at an angle.

Trust me I'm a doctor.
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>>2662637
Aaaaah, war-huh
Good God
you all What is it good for?
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>>2662655
>SB is gay
heh
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>>2662639
Practice makes perfect! You'll have to draw lots of horse kissing to get good at it.
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>>2662615
Darf, if you make a name for yourself on something as polarizing as pony fapfics, you're going to have that happen. People that follow you are following you for the porn, and people that don't like porn are probably going to avoid you based on that rep, and frankly I'm shocked that you don't get that. There may be some of each side that will cross over for that, but not many.

If you want to write 'normal' stuff, you might try to do it under a different name. Or maybe, just maybe, you should stop taking a lack of 'thumbs up' ratings so goddamn personally.
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>>2662664
There are like four SBs but I'm pretty sure they're all gay.
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>>2662667
>If you want to write 'normal' stuff, you might try to do it under a different name.

AHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA
HHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAH
AHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHH
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAH
AHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHHHAHAHA

OH MY GOD
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>>2662667
>not doing everything under your real name
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>>2662615
More people like pony sex than non-sex fanfiction.

That's it. It's just harder to get into. Just keep making them and advertise yourself if you really want views.
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>>2662633
It comes and goes in waves over the weeks. Stick around if you can keep your shit sorted, and you'll see them improve.

Then you'll see them go to shit, then you'll see them improve again.
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>>2662648
Depends on how far in you are. Do you have some of the absolute essentials down or should I toss some Babby's Firsts your way?
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>>2662664
Snarky Bastard is the Straight SB, Sam Boga is the gat SB.
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>>2662664
we all knew thi

oh

that sb

okay
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>>2662656
Yeah figured that much out, haha. THANKS DOC.

>>2662665
YES... I PROBABLY WILL HAVE TO.
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>>2662671

Wait

Wait

Okay, stay with me here...

There are still people that AREN'T gay?
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>>2662671
to be fair, there are like 60 anons, and I'm pretty sure they're all gay too
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>>2662674
Care to let the rest of the class in on the joke
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>>2662681

I basically know nothing so start at the beginning.
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>>2662690
i have both anon and 2 names and all of them are gay
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>>2662687
that's supposed to be kissing?
it looks like he's eating his tongue
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>>2662688
Where does "futa-curiousness" go on the list of gay?
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>>2662688
I think there's some people pretending not to be gay as a joke or something, I don't know.
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>>2662628
Nope, sorry. Noel hats us anyways. Funnily enough, I've been confused for a variety of artists here, but never has one person actually guessed who I am. Well, at least on the first try. Let's see, I've been confused with Rose, SB, Noel, Ru, and a few more I can't seem to list off the top of my head.
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>>2662702
Ross?
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So is there a new ponibooru alternative?
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>>2662696
That wasn't supposed to be an example, and I didn't draw that, if you were thinking that. :V
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>>2662702
ROSS!

CHECKMATE

BATTLESHIP SUNK

ROGER RABBIT UNFRAMED

RESOLVED.

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE.

NEXT QUESTION. GO.
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why does every single artist and writer have to have some stupid existential crisis
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>>2662713
derpioo.ru
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>>2662697
Futa is pretty gay. There's not that much difference between a futa and a girly trap, and liking girly men is still liking men.
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>>2662719
i dunno but I'm glad I went through mine before I became popular
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>>2662702
Mocha?

>>2662719
Because creativity ruins your brain.
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>>2662719

arty types are weird and getting attention makes it worse

I try not to do that though.
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>>2662713
derpibo.ru

It looks pretty good, though time will tell if it can take the load of all the old Ponibooru users.
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>>2662719
Creative ability and neurosis go hand in hand.
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>>2662702

GUESS WHO I AM GUYS QUICK BEFORE THE HORSES GET ME.
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>>2662725
Well, at least I can't count myself as one of the mythical straight anons.
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>>2662731
>Mocha?

IM FUCKING PLYING
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>>2662719
>hey, maybe I could do something for the General, they'll love me
>why aren't I being loved as much as I wanted?

Just give them love. They be like changelings.
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>>2662739
You're an asshole.
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>>2662743
and then we hate them
and then they leave
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>>2662725
>liking girly men is still liking men.

But like nice hips, sexy legs, and a full ass is nongendered.

If you're in it for the cock, well, then yeah, but otherwise.
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Would you peruse said thread if said thread was created where the parties in said image were placed in said environment were said potential for adventure or turmoil was very most guaranteed?
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>>2662719
Sorry I try to not bring shit here but people start talking and then I break.
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>>2662743
I do. Then they want love from different kinds of people, and they get huffy when they don't get it, then it's somehow my fault because they complain to me about it when I'm doing my damnedest to feed them.
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>>2662638
Sweetie Belle gathers her legs up under herself as she leans towards you with a very serious unsurety in her eyes. After a moment's gaze, she finally whispers to you, "I want to be your mare."

Your old brain takes a bit too long to process that before you instinctively utter a moronic "What?"

"I love you. I'm in love with you, and I want to be your special somepony and be your mare and have babies." She bites her lip, trying to silence herself before more stupidity spills forth. "I want to be with you forever. I don't want to say goodbye. Tomorrow I'm going to get on a train and I'll disappear and I won't ever see you again."

"Sweetie, it doesn't work like that." You rub your eyes and fail to find better words. "I'm your foalsitter."

"You're more than that. You take care of me. And my friends, and everyone else, too."

"I'm old. I'm fat and ugly and worn out and, cripes, I'm not even a pony." You try your best to keep your scorn gentle, but as you hold her by her slender withers and look into her smoky jade eyes, you realize that all those reasons you listed don't mean a damn thing to her. You're the only human she's ever really known, she can't know what an embarrassment you would be to your own species. All she knows is that you're a good person, and

"I love you."
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>>2662709
>>2662715
Dear god, do I really sound like an hateful, egotistical fat fetish artist to you guys? Also, this isn't the first time I've been confused with Ross either. Ugh.

>>2662719
Sorry . Request something and I'll make it up to you if I get around to it!
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I'm into feminine qualities whether it be on a woman or a man. I guess I am gay to an extent. Whenever I'm on a trip with friends and they happen to fall asleep on my shoulder, I don't shove them off. I let them sleep.
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>>2662743
>>why aren't I being loved as much as I wanted?

Okay. That makes me question how fucking much the authors and artists are truly loved around here EXPECTED to be love because they STILL have those same crises.

How fucking greedy can you get? I'd KILL for a QUARTER of the attention and praise they get.
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>>2662697

it's a start.

you'll take the rest of it in good time.
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>>2662719
People just can't get their shit together.
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>>2662771
That's simply not being a dick to your friends.
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>>2662767

If you're good enough to be confused with all those people you should probably just post more often under your name and post art and you'll have people wanting to be your friend in no time.
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>>2662743

>"Oh no we like the artists let's be nice to them."
>Artist comes in and posts something asking for critique
>"lel itz shit go kill yerself"
>They leave
>"WHY DID THEY LEAVE WAAAAAH!??!?!?"
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>>2662780
Being a dick to your friends is a masculine quality.

Faggot.
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>>2662743
>hope to hit it big someday like TAW
>realise I'll probably remain almost unknown forever because of low rate of output
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>>2662771
Being affectionate or mock gay with friends isn't gay, as long as you don't get their penises in your butt.
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>>2662790

Why aren't you writing right now you giant shitstain?
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>>2662783
it's almost like we aren't a hive mind or something

weird
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>>2662791
what if you put your penis in their butts

is that gay?
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>>2662790
Me too, brother.
Now inspired to continue writing
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>>2662783
Yeah, if you would stop doing that maybe they'd stay for the rest of us, you cunt.
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>>2662790
Who are you? Seriously, I have to make sure I didn't just nonconciously post right there.
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>>2662559
Truth is, people just look right through you unless you have a name. Because like it or not, they have they to associate the art with something in order for it to stick.
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>>2662790
I like being unknown. it makes what little attention you DO get that much sweeter
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>>2662793
It's pretty difficult due to busy as fuck schedule, that Rarity thing took me almost 2 months. And not writing = can't practice to go sanic fast and write more

>>2662800
Just finished this.
>>2661703
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which pone shall i draw
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>>2662559
>Why I'm in the Steam group: The 4chan post

Find a circlejerk and wank in it.
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>>2662605
Yeah, I made a tumblr. No matter what I post, it's just me and the tumbleweed.

Still, I suppose it's at least good for keeping all my stuff in one place, especially now ponibooru is going.
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>>2662818
Sweetie belle dressed as a southern belle
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>>2662818
rumble and scootalooo
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>>2662813
I guess you're right. I wouldn't trade getting the occasional "Hey, man. I really liked your story." from one of you guys in the general for a thousand brony "watchers".
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>>2662783
Actually, its more like
>Artist comes in and posts something mediocre and thinks it's bad
>It's great!
>"Nigga, I would kill to be able to draw like that"
>"No critique at all

I honestly think no comments at all is better than praise as when you get no comments on something, you acknowledge you're doing something wrong. With praise, the possibility of becoming complacent looms.
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>>2662693
BABBY'S FIRST EUROBEAT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-cCbpvfLRs
Night of Fire. Night of FUCKING Fire.
This song was everywhere when it came out. I'm talking Disney, 7-Eleven, Video Games, Coka-Cola... I'm not even fucking joking. This is THE quintessential Eurobeat song, and most peoples' introduction to the genre. I'm sorry I have spoiled some of you for it.

OTHER FIRSTS: [Title / Artist]
ABeatC:
Space Boy / Dave Rodgers
The Race is Over / Dave Rodgers
Fantasy / Virginelle
Tora Tora Tora / Domino
Old-School Delta:
Running In the 90s / Max Coveri
Yesterday / Cherry
Speedway / Niko
Dancer / Mako
Time Records:
Forever Young / SYMBOL
Dark In the Night / Maio & Co
I Need Your Love / Dave Simon
SAIFAM:
Boom Boom Dollars / King Kong & D. Jungle Girls
SCP:
Number One / Fastway (recent re-make is also acceptable)
Super Striker / Go2 (or just about anything with Go2)
Vibration/Dima:
Hot Limit / John Desire
Hi-NRG Attack:
Caballero With Sombrero / Franz Tornado & Bazooka Girl
Bazooka Pistolero / Franz Tornado
Technotronic Flight / Princess F
Foxy Lady / Jeff Driller
Indie/J-Euro/Other (Optional) :
Any of DJ Command's Megaman remixes
Luka Luka * Night Fever / Samfree
R20 Works / Norm Schiavone

Oh gawd, I know I'm missing a few, but that should be more than enough homework. That should get you versed in enough classics before you get into the crazy stuff.
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God damn is this the fucking mystery thread?

Half of these fucking posts are people posting anonymously about themselves or other unnamed individuals and watching us play retarded guessing games to try and figure out who's talking about who.
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>>2662821

I would seriously be in the steam group if steam allowed you to use different names for different people/communities.

I don't really care about joining a MLPG server or two because nobody's really going to care but I don't really want my friends to know I am part of an online pony community (even though they like the show) and I use a different name here than I do everywhere else and I'd really rather not mix the two.
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>>2662834
Go masturbate and come back.
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>That feel when you worry people know who you actually are for some strange reason like they have some special IP technology shit
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>>2662834
>put on a name
>fucking attention whoring drawfags!
>post anonymously
>fucking cowards confusing us
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>>2662834
I know.

Everyone put on names, now.

If you write, or have written, or draw, or whatever, put on your fucking name.

I'll abstain because I don't want people to know I've taken part in this horrid circlejerk.
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>>2662816
BDN, I haven't read your newest story, but I'm sure I'll like it, if your other story is anything to go by.

Especially as a raging rarifag

Plus I think you are a pretty cool guy, I remember talking in detail about a piss fetish. Good times.
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>>2662838
You can join the chat without joining the group. There's a handful of faggots that do that.
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>>2662832

Oh my god that's a big post

Thanks man
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>>2662840
>implying we don't

Hello Dafty, how are you doing?
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>>2662840
I change my IP address every few posts for this reason
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how many pony intestines do you think it would take to wallpaper my house?
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>>2662842
You may as well use a trip if all you're going to talk about is your identity.
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>>2662828
Man, what I mean is attention from the general. Although one of my dreams is to hit it big with bronies so I can maybe, just maybe, influence this fanbase to turn for the better, all I really want is love from the General I have sworn fealty to.

>>2662844
I don't really want to go into fetishes with Rarity, but if enough people want it
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>>2662856
>only one layer of intestines
Go big or go home
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>>2662847

I know but then nobody in the chat would know who i was and like i said I'd rather just keep it separate you know?
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>>2662858
>I don't really want to

Then don't. Period.
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>>2662853

How in the fuck did you even
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>>2662865
well obviously

i was actually planning to do a sort of thatchwork with them, but that might take too long
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>>2662832
http://pastebin.com/c82BhiJW
I bookmarked your link.
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>>2662858
you will find preciously small amounts of love

yet it will still be precious
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>>2662856
>>2662872
go back to your fluffy pony threads
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>>2662858
I'd like it, but I started on 2 waifufics, one very fetishy
I'll get them done eventually
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>>2662559
The really sad thing is that there are people here that usually try to encourage me to keep drawing, claiming they know who I am and they really do like my work.

When usually they're just mistaking me for SB again.
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>>2662867
Then he'll never become popular.

The key to having the general like you is, sadly, pandering.
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>>2662867
It's not that I mind or anything, it's just that I probably won't be able to do it very well yet, and I have no real motivation for that as of now
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>>2662879
>When usually they're just mistaking me for SB again.

oh god that fucking feel

>"Oh wait, you aren't TAW? Nevermind. Do whatever you want."
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>>2662872
Why don't you just get like a really big pony and live inside it?
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>>2662847
Honestly, I tried joining the chat a couple times, but I felt as if I didn't "fit" in. Most of the discussion is well, boring to me.
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>>2662880
does it count as pandering if what they want and what you want happens to coincide?
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>>2662887
well, i mean

i already have the apartment, you know?
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>>2662886
>that feel when you are constantly mistaken for TAW on account of writefagging, same waifu and apparently a similar posting style
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who needs fedoras when you have umbrellas
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>>2662848
And that's just for starters! There's a WORLD of this stuff, going back when it was more Italo Disco-oriented in the early 90s, to this VERY FUCKING MINUTE, with various flavors coming and going and even a bastard child with 90s techno/rap/metal guitars (called "Hyper Techno" by Eurobeat producers/fans).

Once you listen to a few songs you'll not only know which artists you like (or not), but which labels you tend to like, and which individual producers you enjoy. (For instance, Delta had two or more main producers for some time, Newfield and Sinclaire, with very distinct styles for the most part.)
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Why don't you own any MLPG memorabilia yet?
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>>2661703
It felt kinda short. Probably I liked it so much.
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your waifu is an unfaithful slut
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>>2662866
Trying to find the angle here. You want to keep your steam name and whoever the fuck you are here completely separate so your friends don't find out, right? How are your friends going to make the link without looking in the same places you would be? If they're as deep in the shit as you are, the individual isn't going to think any less of you, and the fact that you don't know they're there too means they value their privacy as well, likely for the same reason, and would be very unlikely to 'oust' you to your other friends.

Not going to pressure you to try to join the circlejerk or whatever, because that'd be stupid. I'm just trying to see if there's a logical barrier around that might be holding you back for the wrong reason.
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ur a faget
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>>2662766
Possibly a full minute of silence passes as you hold her there on the couch. Your palms tingle at the sudden realization of how gently you're touching her, your senses suddenly hyperaware of the completeness of her maturing body. You try your best to keep looking into her eyes.

"This is where we have sex, right?" She awkwardly grins.

"Gah, Sweetie, you have no idea what you're doing." You force yourself to separate from her, leaning your elbows on your knees and already missing those fine, postpubescent curves. "This isn't one of Rarity's paperbacks."

"No, I don't, but that doesn't mean the feeling isn't real!" She scoots over on the couch, leaning on your shoulders. "When I was at the party and everyone was really happy for me, I just realized you weren't there. I mean, it's not like the whole town wasn't there, but you weren't there and that's what I noticed. And it felt empty, like really empty and I felt this sudden... dread. Like nothing meant anything."

You nod and continue to listen.

"I'm scared. I have this whole big unwritten future ahead of me and everyone just has big expectations for me and I don't think anyone understands except maybe you. Because I know you made the same kind of decision one day to just move here to Ponyville, and I know a good person like you must've had lots of friends and family they left behind, so it must've been scary, but you were always so nice to me and everyone so no one noticed, but I noticed, just now, and I want to pay you back for everything you've ever done.

"I don't want you to be alone ever again. I want to make you happy, to the end of your days. Make me your mare, your special somepony. Please."
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>>2662899
I'll buy hopops hole plushie when I get a chance.

It'll be a good memory, encased in glass for all eternity.
after i use it to hold some of my snickers of course
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good music playing programs

and by good i mean easy to use, stable and don't need updated every other day
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>>2662905
NO SHE IS A PURE AND ELEGANT PONY
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>>2662873
Yeah, that one's a much shorter list. Either course will do just fine. Ultimately the best way to get into Eurobeat is to just kind of start listening to it.
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>>2662913
Zune.
No, really, it's really neat.
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>>2662892
You know, maybe you could just indulge in it every so often.

There's this great club that opened downtown you might like.
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>>2662905
Bitch i'll cut you
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>>2662915
whenever she said she loved you, she was thinking of another pony
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>>2662899
If I do follow through on my friend's invitation and cosplay Discord, I'll be sure to carry around a Nathan cutout
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>>2662888
I know this feel.
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>>2662912
>not your prized dragon horse dildo signed by Lauren Faust herself
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>>2662905
I know, that's why I fucking love her so much.

Just to come home and see her sucking off a guy while another plows her from behind just makes me love her that much more
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>>2662871

No seriously how did you even
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>>2662913
Foobar. It might take some time getting used to, but it's lightweight and functional. It has a wide variety of plugins and extreme customability.
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>>2662922
NO SHE REALLY LOVES ME I KNOW
You're just that other pony, and you're jealous of what we have
fuck you
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>>2662901
I've yet to master writing more than 4000 words, I couldn't think of much else for a nice morning with Rarity
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as far as getting over with MLPG, i don't know. i'd rather be stuck in the midcard forever than get bumped up to the main event. the pressure of staying there would get to me. and besides, the midcard is within my comfort zone.
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>>2662919
>marketplace


no this is exactly what I don't want

just something really really simple that can just play the music I have on my computer

that's all I'm going to do with it so that's all I want it to do
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>>2662933
I fucked her last Thursday. I was the third that day.
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>>2662905
Be silent, you
What would you know of her
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>>2662888
>That chat
It has nathan
sentenal
and every ironic shitposter ever

it sucks
I jerk it with some artists on skype though.
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>>2662911
Author of this little ditty here.

Okay, I know none of you are paying attention, but I want to take a poll here. Do you want to fuck Sweetie Belle?
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>>2662888
>>2662925
Do you like videogames? That's kind of a common thread in there.
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Get ready for an influx of stupid to this site
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>>2662935


WHO IS READY.
TO GOT ON A FUCKING ADVENTURE?!
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>>2662948
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>>2662946
Nah, not me at the moment
Write a main 6 pone
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>>2662940
I don't believe you, stop trying to hurt my feelings
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>>2662946
No.
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>>2662951
sorry, my piss scuba gear isn't ready yet
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>>2662943
Come join MLPGS! We've got Nathan, Sentenal, and all your other favorite shitposters-who-still-think-they're-relevant-but-really-aren't!
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>>2662946
I would.
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>>2662948
That man exists to be despicable
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>>2662934
>tfw a greentext is limited to 2k words.
>tfw in your prime, you found it too restricting, you had more to tell.
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>>2662958
You better believe it. Check the calls on her second cell phone. She keeps it in her panty drawer.
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>>2662962
What, that's what the steam chat is, i don't go to the skype chat if there is one
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>>2662871
>>2662930
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>>2662946

either way. i just want to say thanks.
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>>2662858
Trouble is, whining about how nobody likes your contributions is much easier way to strike up a conversation than actually contributing in the first place.

I could spend some time on a drawing, and get some "that's great, keep drawing" comments probably. But given seemingly everyone gets those kind of remarks, it seems fairly meaningless.

Whereas now, instead of spending time writing or drawing and improving, we're just wallowing in self-pity. But at least there's some sort of communication going on.
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>>2662752
Not if she has a vagina as well.
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>>2662943
>>2662962
Fortunately those shitposters keep shitposters like you out, so it all works out in the end.
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>>2662970
She doesn't keep panties in a drawer you dunderhead, she likes them to air dry
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>>2662909

No, it's just

I like the name I have for here

And I like the name I have for elsewhere

And I wouldn't really see the point of posting in the MLPG chat if nobody would connect it to who i am here

And I don't want to change my steam name because 1) I like it and 2) then my friends ask why I'm doing so and it's annoying to change it every time I want to join the chat

Also I'm pretty sure it wouldn't take much thought to see a group named "MLPG (>rape)" with a pony icon and wonder why the fuck I'm in a MLP online community.

All I'm saying is it's just stupid that steam doesn't let you join channels under different names. It's really inconvenient.
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>>2662961
>Piss.
Nah, hes legit-ish.
Or, at least give him a go, he seems like enough of a non faggot.
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>>2662943
The good artist skype, or the bad one?
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>>2662946
Yes, if she wanted to.
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>>2662979
>Shitposters keeping good people out
>a bad thing
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>>2662973

pls anon
anon pls
anon
pls
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>>2662976
exactly.

i hate that i still need to explain this to people so i'll just let wikipedia do it for me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Futanari
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>>2662983
She really does keep a lot of secrets from you. Secrets and lies.
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>>2662946
how old are we supposed to be?
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>>2662987
you will not trick me, siren
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>>2662988
There's two?
I don't even know if im in one of those and its not another one completely
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>>2662997
THE ONLY LIES HERE ARE ONES SPUN BY YOUR FOUL MOUTH
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>gonna finish a fic tonight oh yeah
>gonna do this shit
>hours later
>one sentence
>welp time to whine about it to mlpg
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>>2663005
YOUR WAIFU IS THE ONE WITH THE FOUL MOUTH
BECAUSE OF ALL THE COCK THAT GOES THROUGH IT
COCK AND SEMEN
ALL DAY WHEN YOU'RE GONE
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>>2663006
I do this very often, but I tend not to complain to MLPG about it.
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>>2663006
>reason I drop by MLPG while writing is to drop of bits of ideas as greentext to test how much MLPG will like them
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>>2663003
Well, which artists are in it? That's usually the best indicator.
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>>2663011
STOP TRYING TO BESMIRCH HER HONEST AND BEAUTIFUL VIRTUE
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>>2662984
Ok. Like I said: You can join the chatroom without joining the group, so you don't ever have a "MLPG - Ponefuckers Anonymous" thing in your group list. It doesn't even say you're in the chat or not.

Plus: it's not like nobody will know who you are if you want people to know. It's not like we've got hundreds of users rotating. There's a good 20 or 30 regulars, many of which have names on steam that are in no way related to their names with pony shit. If you hang around, folks will learn. I'm not saying bust up in there with a "HEY ERRYBRONY I'M SPURKLOR PAY ATTENTION TO ME", but if someone asks who the newbie is, just let 'em know. Bam. Done.
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>>2663018
>fagnig and apblewm and ross
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>>2663000
Fine, don't enter.
Don't attempt to send the poor, rambunctious group of commoners to their doom in the harsh lands of the West.
>It got deleted.
Never mind,
I retract that shit, or something.
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>>2663017
hey man not cool
some of that shit's mine
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>>2662998
40s

Sweetie Belle is college-age
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>>2663018
There's a few big shots, like >implying im going to tell you so you can single me out, so I guess I must be in the "good" one.
Who's in the "bad" one?
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>>2662975
Ah, well, that's true
>tfw still no one has offered any criticism on fic
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What would you do?
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>>2663019
THERE'S NOTHING I COULD DO THAT HASNT ALREADY BEEN DONE TO HER
SHE'S DONE EVERYTHING
EVERYTHING
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>>2663036
NO YOU'RE WRONG FUCK YOU AHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2663035
>collar without leash

Do you even pets
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>>2663026
>apblewm
whatever happened to that guy anyways?
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>>2662946
Well, not really. She just expects me to rut her all of a sudden?
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the fact that there is an "exclusive" artist skype legitimately makes me angry.
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>>2663044
please

no
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>>2663033
Not that guy, but people like JJ, WillDraw, Solar, etc. At least, I think that's the one. Unless there's ANOTHER one.
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bang
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>>2663044
He got caught with actual child porn and we yelled at him and he left.

End of story.
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>>2663048
I doubt it's exclusive. In fact, if you probably asked you'll be allowed in
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>>2663053
lyk dis if u cry evry tym
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>>2663044
>some cried
>apblewm died
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>>2663048
I'm in two of them. One of them is a bunch of ponyfags, a good portion of which happen to be artists, but not exclusively. The other one, it's primarily artists, and they all jerk each other and I don't even know why they still add me anymore.
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>>2663043

I'd take turns on who gets to wear the leash
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>>2663057
Can I be allowed in?
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>>2663052
>JJ, Solar

Eurgh. If that's what you people call a 'good' skype, count me out.
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>>2663033
What's wrong with being singled out?
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>>2663000

>siren

no. that's the woman in the red dress. the one who laughed a little too much at your jokes. the one who let you look down her dress a little too long. the one who licked her lips a little too sensuously when she looked at you. she's the one your waifu fears and hates.
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>>2663059
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>>2663055
but did he kill himself?
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>>2663069
That was in reply to who's in the "bad" one, Anon.
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>>2663052
That's the good one?
Jeez, I must be in the bad one.
b-but SB is in it...
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>>2663070
Because he might get kicked out of the fancy exclusive group for talking about it with the filthy plebs on MLPG.
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>>2663076
No. Too big of a pussy.
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>>2663076

I heard he posts in draw threads on /co/ now.
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>>2663064
There's at least one other chat with a small handful of cool bros who post WIPs and shit and give each other feedback.
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you know...

having a waifu is just about the creepiest thing you can do
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>>2663078
>
>>2663077
BAD one. That's what I consider the BAD one.
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>>2663078
i want to hear SBs voice
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>>2663034
I'm sorry, I can't into criticism.
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>>2663082
Somebody should tell them.

It'd be funny.
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>>2663082
I feel kinda bad for him.
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>>2663084
>>>/tumblr/
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>>2663085
oh
hooray
>>2663083
That sounds like it.
>>2663086
nobody uses the call thing
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>Open up archive
>Find MLPG
>Catch up on last thread
>Sweetie Belle rape
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>>2663032
No pedo then. Rut her silly!
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>>2663084

You must have a pretty shitty imagination if that's the creepiest thing you can come up with.
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>>2663034
Well, someone has given their critique. It just wasn't negative. That may be an indication that you're doing something right, you know.

You may want to bring it up when there's more people around. It's a latelatelatenight/earlyearlymorning thread right now.
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>>2663099

i'm sorry.
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>>2663099

hey, he stopped when ___I____ pointed out how creepy it was.
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>>2662946
Come on, continue the story!
Don't leave us hanging!
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>rut

please stop using this word

please

my boner is so engorged right now
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>>2663093
I don't. He made a complete ass of himself for the week leading up to it, and then karma bit him in the ass for it.
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>>2662912
>snickers
Is that what the kids call it these days?
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MLPG, I'm working on a fapfic, and not very much is done right now, but I'd really like any criticism, possible ideas you guys would like to see, anything.

My writing is implying a tail-job, but I would really like to include some hardcore hoof fetish
pls come
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1g4h0wr8pGbxqfdHKiMCfBv1QX2WiDZmu-eUSgr8YDxY/edit
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>>2663111
kind of a bonerkiller for me
not sure why
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>>2663107

I knew you were into everything, but...

Damn, man.
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>>2663084

>That feel when you changed waifus

Awww yeh
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>>2663099
Not the first time it has happened.
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>>2663123
I'm guessing your one of those people with a deathly fear that you might catch 'the furry' if you step too far one way or the other with your pone lust.
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What happened with holy Lyra anyhow? Didn't Hiphop say the buyer was a fake? Is Popipopipopopipo putting it back up for auction or what?
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>>2663126
>changed waifus
WHAT IS IT WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE NOT KNOWING WHAT A WAIFU IS?
HOLY SHIT IT'S NOT A HARD CONCEPT.
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>>2663122

>Hardcore hoof fetish

YES

YES, FINALLY.
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I would lick Fluttershy's yeasty cunt
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>>2663126
>Changing waifus
No. You never had a waifu. Stop misusing the term.
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>>2663126
>that feel when you changed them every other day for weeks until it just seemed pointless

fuck commitment

i love all three of them so much
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>>2663139
>not her crusty unwashed butt hole
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>>2663125
Bugged me too for what it's worth, and relieved as hell when he stopped. I didn't want to have to can the soulmate theory so soon.
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>>2663142
I define waifu as "pone that I wish I could date at this moment"

fuck your semantics
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>>2663142

If only you knew
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>>2663150
But that's wrong.
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>>2663157
Fuck.
Your.
Semantics.
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>>2663150
You realize "waifu" is a pretty well defined term, right? It's not a flexible thing. Fuck off to >>>/a/ and get learned.
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>>2663150

i define waifu as "Rarity".
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>>2663137
Give him feedback when you're done or you are literally the worst kind of person ever.

And more than just 'that was great keep going'. He asked for suggestions and ideas too.
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>>2663150
>>2663161
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>>2663142
>Changeling waifus
Yes plz.
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>>2663126
>>2663150
>>2663161
Have the decency to lurk for a while before spewing asinine shit everywhere.
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>>2663142
>Waifu
>
A term coined by Otaku and Weeaboo alike for their 2D significant others; predominantly anime and video game characters. A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu. You treat your Waifu with the utmost respect and courtesy and most refuse to even fap to their beloved, seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have committed themselves to.

From Urban Dictionary.
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>>2663162
Nah. It's too much trouble to come up with a different word.
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>>2663166

I'm planning on it.

Sheesh.
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>>2663166
Guys, I allowed commenting and there's a chat box in google docs.

Or you could drop some stuff here, anything would be great.
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>>2663169
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>>2663169
ITS SUMMERTIME AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
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>>2663183
>Summer MLPG
>Summer 4chan in general
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>>2663169
>>2663174

Fuck your shit.

The heart's a fickle thing. If it tells me I love Fluttershy one day and Twilight another, ain't nothing I can do to stop it
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>>2663197
'Cept waifu a changling.

Whatever direction your heart takes, she'll be able to follow.
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>>2663162
>going to /a/

this isn't /a/.
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>>2663178
Alright, sorry. It's just I know where he's coming from. So many people just let that sort of thing sit. Not only that, even when I'm specifically asking for suggestions as to what folks would like to see, some straight up refuse to, because they think it's selfish somehow. The end result is a big bag of nothing, and it can get really frustrating.
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>>2663197
But that's not what a waifu is.
Dont call an apple a phone book.
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>>2663184
GONNA HEAD DOWN TO MLPG AND DO SOME MLPGY THINGS
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>>2663197
You know what else is a fickle thing

Summer 4chan visitors

Go fickle yourself back to reddit or wherever you heard of us from.
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>>2663197

your lack of conviction sickens me. what kind of soulless husk are you? i bet you're a Communist.
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>>2663142
>tfw you've felt strong feelings for several fictional characters in the past
>tfw you've felt just as strong or stronger about these characters than most of the 'waifufags' in the general, believing sappy stuff like you're the only one who understands them
>tfw you're relectant to call any of them your waifu, because you know there will always be another character who makes you feel this way in the future
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MLPG help

help

what is the sound effect of two ponies mashing their noses together.
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>>2663209
Doesnt change the meaning of waifu.
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>that feel when never had a waifu
Feels well adjusted man
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>>2663227
boop^2
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>>2663227
Uh...

uerh
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>>2663220
Worse. Some new poster brought in on the winds of summer.

This thread needs a Gulag.
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>>2663227
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csO8_NCaYFI
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>>2663227
Like the sound of velvet rubbing.
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>>2663227
Ultra Boop
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Since on the topic of waifus, who's your waifu MLPG?

Pic related.
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>>2663227
*digest*
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>>2663227
Two marshmallows colliding.
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>>2663242
inb4 rarity
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>>2663219
as convenient as it would be if that were the case, I've been here since 2005
I just give zero fucks about /a/ or their lexicon. if I love a pone, I'll call her my waifu, even if it doesn't happen to fit into the exact textbook criteria established by those fullbody-pillow-hugging /a/utists
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Hey BDN, for some reason I can only see your Twilight and Metamorphosis stories when I go to your stories page. Am I doing something wrong, or are they set to not show up or something?
http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=category&compact_view=1&user=8943
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>>2663242
>>2663247
Rarity
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>>2663242
mai waifu
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>>2663227
It's the sound of two freight trains filled with marshmallow colliding.
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>implying summer means people are going to flood here

Fucking really? What draws them here? Is it our consistent circlejerking? The huge number of in jokes that have grown past relatibility and would be completely incomprehensible to anyone new? How about the knee jerk reaction of branding every single thing we have a mild distaste or opposition to as "WELP GUESS SUMMERS HERE"?

No. NO ONE is coming here for the summer. They have ponychan. They have the rest of /mlp/. They have reddit, they have everything else. They are not coming here, and you guys are stupid.
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>>2663227
A boopleplex.
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>>2662911
You know you've spent too long mulling things over when you feel her cold tears on the back of your neck. You gently pull her into your lap and hold her close, and you can hear little heart thumping away nervously.

"Sweetie, I realize you must be feeling all kinds of emotions right now. And you're right, it's a big scary world out there, and no one deserves to be alone in it." You rock her slightly, feeling a bit of strain in your shoulders. She's much, much heavier than when you first met her. "If I may be a little blunt, ah... what you need is a friend. Not a good, hard rutting."

"But that is what lovers do, isn't it?"

"Love, moreso than sex, needs time to grow. You can't just up and ask for it."

"But I am grown up! I've felt like this since, well, forever!"

"What about me, Sweetie? I've known you since you were a lot younger, you're almost a little sister to me." You grit your teeth agains the stigma in those words.
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>>2663255
Kids are out of school.
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>>2663242
Don't have one, but I really really like bugpone.
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>>2663242
I don't think most of you get the whole waifu thing.
A waifu is a character you are obsessed with to the point it affects your life not just the character you happen to like the most.
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MLPG, I need your help for something art related

Of the main 6, which of them would play the following

Guitar
Bass
Drums
Piano Synthesizer
Trumpet
Tambourine
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BUT WHERE IS THE HOLE HOPPIP
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>>2663255
Bronies get out of school. Come to /mlp/. See Generals. Post in Generals because they don't know better.

Not complicated.
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>>2663248
>Claiming to be from 2005
>Trying to be hardcore by misusing the term "waifu"
No. You're not an '05 fag. Everyone was /a/ in '05.
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>>2663265
And they're not going to MLPG, unless they've already been here for a long time.
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>>2663236

COWARDS AND TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT

NOT ONE STEP BACK
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we 2 fast
slo down
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>>2663267
These are the same people who use "unf" as a reply to literally anything moderately sexual.
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>>2663248
>been here since 2005
>doesn't understand the concept of waifu, regardless of frequented boards
Yeah nah you're a cunt, kid.
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>>2663227

the sound of two marshmallows hitting each other
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>>2663265
>>2663272
You say that like kids are in school 24/7.

They come to 4chan during the school year.

They come to /mlp/

They come to MLPG.

'Summer' 4chan is a goddamn myth. It's just an excuse.
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>>2663280

NO BRAKES
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>>2663281
That's the proper usage.
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>>2663281
darf doesn't have a waifu

that he'll admit to everyone else, that is
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>>2663275
>This is what people actually believe
We have a high turnover rate of posters. Same now as ever.
Last summer when we were secluded in /co/, we still got a large amount of new people. Now that we're out in the open with a massive target on our foreheads for any highschool brony who thinks 4chan is cool, that number is only going to increase.
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>>2663292
meow
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>>2663281
unf
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>>2663126
Sweetie Belle is your waifu?
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>>2663269
I thought Spike was the pianist?
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Ugh.

Fuck it. I'm going to bed.

Goddamnit I'm going to get dunked so hard tonight.
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Jump back to spaghetti
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>>2663295
>Last summer when we were secluded in /co/, we still got a large amount of new people

see

>>2663289
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>>2663289
No school means more free time, laxer sleep schedules. This leads to a higher influx of kids browsing 4chan.
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>>2663289
They have more time to do other things in the summer. Most of them find 4chan for the first time.

Site traffic always peaks around when American high schools get out, and it dips back down when they go back in session. This has been a pretty constant trend since 2007.
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>>2663283

quit grasping for reasons to sling insults
I've been here as long as you have, possibly longer
I also happen to not give a shit about the sanctity of the word "waifu"
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>>2663304
How hard?
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>>2663308
>Implying we didnt get a large amount of new people last summer
Were you even there?
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>That feel when here since season 1 and you forget what you did before the generals
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lol summer is the gay, fuck the noobfags amirite guys?
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>>2663319
I played the vidya

I now play very little vidya but I keep buying all the games I theoretically would have played with all this time
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>>2663316
knowing the Stallion, he probably won't be able to post for a week
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>>2663325
for the win /b/rother
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>>2663312
>Pretending to have been on 4chan longer than you really have
>Trying to save your reputation as an anonymous poster
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>>2663311
>>2663310
>higher influx
>site traffic peaks

sure

but enough that it active brings down thread? no

there's no difference between a summer thread and a non summer thread, save for people responding to everything they dislike with "GUESS THE SUMMERFAGS ARE HERE"
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>>2663325
Summer is 4 gaylords

I'd rather smoke sn0w
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Dude, I wear it all the time!
As Pajamas
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>>2663234
>>2663240
>>2663258
Three for boop, we'll go with that.
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>>2663325

yeh, all these noobfag pony memes in these generals, fluffy pony? cola pony? griffy? rape? horse? fukkin summer up in this b**tch
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>>2663336
Nigga. Do you even read the posts on this site?
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This thread is terrible, and must be purged.
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>>2663333
>greentext

oh man, I feel so owned
or maybe some people just don't care about that word
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>>2663336
It's objective fact that a summer thread will have more underage posters. You really can't dispute this. This is going to have an effect on the thread, whether you think of it as significant or not.
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>>2663345
Why is Big Mac so cute~
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>>2663355
Yep.

And they're usually no worse than what I read in January.

Or the January before that.
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>>2663328

DS is working overtime. he can only dunk so many people per night.
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>>2663242
I don't have one, but I think Twilight and Pinkie Pie are sexiest ponies. (not that most of them aren't sexy)
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>>2663357
lol tell em bro dont let the MANS word meaning bullshiz tell u what to say
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>>2663366
>there have been two Januarys since these threads started
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I started visiting 4chan the day before yesterday. Cry me a river.
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>>2663375

sometimes I think we've forgotten who we are, and where we came from

but sometimes bits of what we used to be shine through
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>>2663242
I enjoyed my Rarific much more by imagining Twilight in her place.
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>>2663383
I don't believe you
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>>2663259
>you're almost a little sister to me
Oh my!
Go on!
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GAAAAAAAAAY
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

Soarin' and Thunderlane in: teaching horses to kiss. First: I am not a comic artist, second: wow this sure is gay.

Sorry.

I'm sorry.
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>>2663249
It's not approved by the site yet, Rarific will prolly show up tomorrow
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I miss when late night/early morning threads were slow and we had cool conversations cause no one was playing thread police
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>>2663387
I want to pet the back of that pretty pony.
Pet her on the sides and on her cutie mark.
And maybe scratch her ear.
>>
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic has for 1 year, 8 months, and 9 days.

A little girls' cartoon show has taken up a year or more of your lifetime. How do you feel?
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>People denying the summer change
Remember 2007?
When 4chan's traffic literally doubled at the end of May?
When the topic turnover rate of threads jumped way up?
When we first started seeing the same "type" of thread posted over and over
When we first started seeing jokes and shit from 4chan crop up on other sites
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>>2663393
>I'm sorry.

For what? That's pretty cute.

Not soarin/braeburn 0/10
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>>2663396
Me too maybe after summer things will be back to normal
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>>2663401
can we stop talking about this?
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>>2663393
Now do the same, but at least with lesbians, like Spitfire and someone else.
With females.
Not males.
Males are gaye.
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>That feel when shoving your wiener up your own asshole

It ain't easy being cheesy.
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>>2663393
>sorry for what.jpg
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>>2663259
"Oh." Sweetie knows what those words mean. She tries to slink away, gathering the hem of her dress about her hocks.

"Sweetie, wait." You stop her in the middle of the room. "Don't go do anything rash. Not with me or anyone else. Let's just sit down and talk. Like grown-ups. Like friends. Because that's what we are."

Sweetie goes back to the warm spot on the couch where the two of you had been sitting together, and you fetch some cold cider to ease your nerves. She asks for some, too, seeing as she's an adult now.

"I will say this, you made the right choice. I mean, better me than some random colt you don't even know, right?"

"Right. I'd only ever offer myself to someone I trust."

"Awkward as that makes it between us, yes." Your cider glass is already empty. "If I were a younger man, maybe. But I'm an old man, filled with regret. I wouldn't be healthy for a young girl like you."

"You're only as old as you feel. I mean, what could a kind and understanding soul like you regret?" She sidles up against you, resting her head on your shoulder. You feel her hoof snaking around your arm. "Would you regret not kissing me?"

"There's really only one way to find out." You turn to look at her, and she gives you a small smile. Her horn scrapes your forehead slightly as you feel her snout press against your lips.

"Guess you'll never know now."
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>>2663410
>Not using a Dragon Dildo
Step up.
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Anybody wanna watch a movie?
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>>2663401

Literally nobody cares except you and you start this argument at the same time every night shitting up the thread with your "summer" macros and responding to people who have been here years with "LOL UR SUMMER" over and over.

You shit up the threads more than anything that has ever existed.

Fuck.

Off.
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Mumbles
drfaw princess pretty wings
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>>2663393
>not gay
>see this
>kind of like it

this is weird
I don't get it
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>>2663416
What movie?
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>>2663416

yeah!
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>>2663393
I like it
the boop is adorable, the kiss is arousing
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>>2663417
>Implying it's one person
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>>2663416
Which?
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Why the fuck would you add me on steam if you didn't want to talk?

>>2663416
I'd love to.
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>>2663393

Jesus Christ, how homosexual
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>>2663393
Okay

now penises
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>>2663417
what he said
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>>2663403
>>2663411
For gayin' up the place, I guess?
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>>2663417

u guys are so easy to troll!!!!
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>>2663393

>gay horses

finally.
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>>2663440

>IMPLYING
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>>2663440
You'd have to throw the most flamboyant gay pride parade in the history of gaydom to "gay up" MLPG any more than it is.
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>>2663440
There weren't even dicks in it
it got noticeably less gay in here when you posted that
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>>2663442
>inb4 i was only pretending image
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>>2663440
Mumbles. Draw out this dialogue. With Big Mac as the guy in red, and Snails as the skinny guy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4
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>>2663426
>>2663427
>>2663431
>>2663434
Take yer pick.
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/21938484/_Movies.txt
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>>2663440
>gaying up the place

Something as tame as two males kissing brings the gayness DOWN a bit, actually.

Do more.
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I don't know how any of you can get off and calling people summer or new.

I think you've forgotten you're the most hated cancer on the entire site.
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>>2663451
>cancer
>>>/b/
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>>2663451
Fuck the entire site. Have you seen it lately?
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>>2663449
Wall.E?
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>>2663451
>we
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>>2663440
>gayin' up the place

where do you etc. etc.
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>>2663440
We can forgive you if you do it with females now.
Female boops and female kiss.
I want to see this in that style superbad now.
Please.
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>>2663457
This place has been shit for the last four years.
In all those years I've been searching for the next good alternative to 4chan.
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>>2663443
Braeburn you are going to ruin your bed doing it like that.

>>2663448
PLGFHKDBKFJDJFHD FUCK
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>>2663383
I am tired of your shit, horse!
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>>2663451
Why are you here then?
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>>2663393

I would kiss a Soarin' or a Thunderlane
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>>2663464
I have yet to find anything decent. There is too much faggotry no matter where you go.
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>>2663465
Draw it
You know you want to
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>>2663464
There will never be anything like 4chan was.
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>>2663449
WIZARD PEOPLE
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>>2663448
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuoaGPlWr-4

As Seen On:
/hm/ - Handsome Men

Perfect.

That is literally perfect.
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>>2663462

with fluttershy and rarity
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>>2663465
Draw.
The.
Same.
Picture.
With.
Lesbian.
Female.
Horses.
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>>2663479
>Lesbian female horses not being ashamed of their dicks
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>>2663394
Ah, thanks.
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>>2663449
I could into anything animated, or wizard people maybe
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>>2663478
I was thinking Twilight and Rarity.

Maybe Rarity should judge who is the best kisser out of the main six.
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>>2663412
Go on! Kiss her!
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>>2663451

The summer thing is something the ever analhurt /v/irgins came up with some years ago. Summer is a slow season for video games, so with this there would be another reason to bitch about something at all times.
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>>2663451
>cancer
I don't think that word means what you think it means.

A single thread can hardly qualify as cancer unless it is /b/read level of faggotry.

We just are accidentally carcinogenic.
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>>2663489
you know she'll just rank herself in first
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>>2663445
>Implying most of us are not just being gay ironically
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>>2663492
The entire fandom. Which you started
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>>2663458
>>2663473
>>2663488
So then that's 2 for Wall-E and Wizard People each. Take your pick from those, then.
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>>2663478

>not Rarity and Twilight
>or Rarity and Applejack
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>>2663494
Well, obviously, she is! because she's the judge.

Second-best, I meant.
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>>2663448
>tfw there are people in this thread now who havent seen the remix of that because they only recently started coming here when the rapid posting of it calmed down
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>>2663501
>Not Rarity and Rarity
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>>2663491
You are in denial.

Summer always results in a dramatic increase of shitposting regardless of boards.

Still ignoring it is the best idea though.
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>>2663497
Hey hey, we can't be blamed for the shit manchildren do with things they like. Why do you think we like to segregate ourselves in our little corner of 4chan?

We want no part of it.
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>>2663501

but it'd be so...romantic
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>>2663509
Talking about shitposting is still shitposting.
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>>2663464
>>2663470
>>2663472
Hurr durr I'm so old and everything was better in the good old days!
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>>2663498
Wall-E.
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>>2663516
Correct, gold star for you.
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>>2663516
you know you can make anyone sound stupid that way
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>>2663516
And you people want me to believe the summer shit is a myth.
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MLPG.
MLPG never changes
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>>2663516
It's true.
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>>2663526
MLPG, has changed.
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>>2663516
Yeah. It was. What point are you trying to make here?
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I like cute ponies.
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Well, this is the last time I'm visiting MLPG in afternoon
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s&feature=related

Replace /v/ with any Brony.
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>>2663531
I like cute things too, nigga.
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>>2663531
Who is this OC

I want to draw him
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Also yes yes I'll draw lady ponies kissing. We're an equal opportunity homo show here.

I won't re-draw the EXACT same thing just with females because that's cheap, but I'll do more of the same.

Boops n kisses.

but I have no idea which lady pones to draw hablfldfjgjd. I tend to draw rarity and fluttershy together the most, but hm...
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>>2663534
hi japanon
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>>2663524
>Hurr durr, I'm <x> and <statement>!
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>>2663534
We're really sorry about this, japanon.

Pls don't hat us.
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>>2663543
>>2663540

Er, it's evening in Japan. And I'm not japananon, although being him would be cool.
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>>2663546
Wait where the fuck do you live that it's afternoon?
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>>2663535
I wouldn't make it in prison
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>>2663550

yurop
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>>2663497
>implying we are trying to brush of the responsibility of our actions
That's why I said we are carcinogens. We live in regret and shame every day of our lives fully aware of the consequences, I don't think your mind can even grasp the extent of mental torture and punishment in its own right that is.
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>>2663550
Really?
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>>2663553

>not being a Slutty Inmate

You'd be fine then
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>>2663554
How many bongs is it now over there?
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Painting escapes me.
what can I do ya for today MLPG
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>>2663550
>What the fuck is a time zone
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>>2663563
11 BONGS NEARLY 12 BONGS MATEY BOI
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>>2663563

I've been away from 4chan recently, what's this bong joke?
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>>2663565
>>2663558
I can't into time zones when it's almost 6:00 AM in mine fuck off.
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>>2663537

that be grumpy gus yo

I think he belongs to Mocha Delight.
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>>2663566
>afternoon
>after noon
>11 am
>literally not after noon

fuck you you fucking obnoxious prick
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>>2663576
I think you need some sleep, you are being quite aggressive.
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>>2663576
>Europe has 1 timezone
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>>2663565
A time zone is a region on Earth that has a uniform standard time for legal, commercial, and social purposes. It is convenient for areas in close commercial or other communication to keep the same time, so time zones tend to follow the boundaries of countries and their subdivisions.
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>>2663520
Technical difficulties. I'll be back in just a moment.
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>>2663576

Well that was not me though, it's 13:48 here
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>>2663539
Hey, I like the idea.
Make sure to include the nose booping at least in one of them.
You could try doing Fluttershy and Rarity.
And one more lesbian picture with Spitfire and Dash.
Or Twilight.
The possibilites are endless!
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>>2663412
You ponder the velvety texture of her skin and coat, the slight hints of vanilla bean and fresh lavender in her scent. "You know what I am going to regret..."

"Yes?"

"Not doing that again." You lean over and reciprocate, this time cradling her face in your hands. Warm breath leaves through her nostrils as lets out a tiny squeak. When you finally dislodge, you can see a film of tears gathering in her eyes.

"You know what I'll regret," she stammers, "is explaining to my parents where I was tonight."

"What I'll regret," you whisper to her between further kisses, "is not being able to do this for you sooner."

Your mouth wanders as you start to taste her jaw and the latch of her throat, slowly nibbling your way across heretofore unstimulated regions of her body.

"What I'm gonna regret is not being married before doing this." She giggles in your ear, but you pause.

"You know, you're right, we are going to regret that."

"I was only kidding! I'm ready to go right now! Really. I even got my parents' old engagement rings..." She magicks a small felt box from her saddlebags. At your surprise, she explains, "I've actually felt like this for a long time. I came prepared."

"Sweetie, this is not how it goes in the paperbacks. The gentleman is the one who proposes."

"Th-then propose!"
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>>2663584
Oh. Then I apologize and retract my statement. You are in fact, not an obnoxious prick, at least to my knowledge.

>>2663579
You, however...
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>>2663576
Also the bong "meme" thing only relates to England because it's referring to Londoners using Big Ben to tell the time using the amount of bongs.

So asking someone how many bongs it is means you are asking an Englishman what the time is.

So stay mad, kiddo.
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Alright, it's time to calm down everyone
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>>2663593
>Sweetie Belle proposes to you

Ultimate beta, I like it.
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>>2663600
>>
slowbeef if you're reading this i love you marry me
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>>2663606
Fucking do it faggot.

Please.
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>>2663600

NO

NO I WILL NEVER CALM DOWN

I'M GOING TO BE MAD FOR EVER AND WHEN I DIE MY TOMBSTONE WILL SAY HOW MAD I WAS ABOUT IT

FUCK ALLA YALL
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>>2663606
Yes do it.

also
>internet standarts seem a bit too high.
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>>2663606

Of course!
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>mumbles drew gay
thanks mumbles
I like it
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>>2663606
Do it!
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>>2663613

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJGgS9wIJiI
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>>2663606
Post some of work, then we can decide properly.
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>>2663606
Yes, of course.

I was my art teacher's favourite in year 8 or something. It was terrifying because she was evil and hated almost everyone except me.
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>>2663630
>tfw never took art class
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>>2663609
you're unsuited for
the rage of war

so pack up
go home

you're through
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>>2663630
Did you give her le dick?
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>>2663611
>>2663615
>>2663617
>>2663622
Your approval is all that matters to me.

But sorry for rushing things. I think I'll need at least one week to get in shape and grasp the basics in pones.
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>>2663646
No, just do something RIGHT NOW and show us.
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>>2663646

Don't forget to draw circles
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>>2663638
She was also old and fat. One time she threw a pencil case at a student. Another time we spilled a big thing of glue while she was gone and everyone ran out of the classroom and gave ourselves an early lunch.
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>>2663646
Just draw something basic, right now.
It won't matter if it's not that great, it's the first time you draw pony.
Just try and draw something right now.
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Why are eyes so hard to draw? Might as well do everything in black and white like a pussy.
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>>2663643


You know this reminds me

Where the fuck was Luna during the wedding/fight?
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>>2663643
>Human Celestia
>no enormous jugs

2/10, would not hug.
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>>2663664
Asleep motherfucker she has a night shift
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>>2663664
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>>2663664
She was being useless as usual.
Probably sleeping.
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>>2663664

she's powerless during the day.

Celestia is powerless during the night.
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>>2663618
No problem, anon, thanks.
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>>2663677
She didn't seem so powerless during TBNE
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>that feel when you flex your asshole to pretend you are winking so you can imagine yourself as the slutty mare
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>>2663680
So, may I ask when can I expect the female counterpart?
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>>2663618
> that feel when Mumbles will never draw pretty wings
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>>2663564

Draw Rarity eating fast food
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which pone should i draw today
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>>2663688
I'm doodling on it right now, but I'm a slowbie. Sometime tonight (or this morning rather, it's 4am here) or mid-day tomorrow?
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Have you shoved an ice cube up your butt today MLPG?
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>>2663685

powerless relatively speaking. powerless against something like Chrysalis.
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Does slutty mare have ANY standards?

ANY?

She would Nathan? She would Chris-Chan?

Any AT ALL?!
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>>2663657
Fuck, I had a teacher like that. He threw a rubber (eraser to you Americans) at a girl who was crying because her maths exam was too hard and it hit her in the face.

She told the headteacher who told her to grow up and her parents tried to get the teacher sacked. He is still a teacher at the same school as far as I know, the school defended him and it was great. The girl was a bitch anyway, and is now a single mother of 2 children by different fathers.
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>>2663697
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>>2663697
scootaloo
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>>2663651
I am pretty slow, no scanner and only have MS_Paint.

Next week I'm moving to my parents' for a month. They have a scanner.
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>>2663703
Do you have a place where you keep all your art maybe?
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>>2663692
Seriously, anon, you make me not want to draw her at all, you ask so incessantly. Please be patient.
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>>2663697
All of them. They are trying to have a nice picnic but Celestia is drunk and she keeps bitching about the woes of being a princess for ungrateful subjects.
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>>2663729
It begins.
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>>2663723
>bitching about MS paint

Nigga it's perfectly adequate, just do something.
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>>2663593
"Uh, Sweetie, I don't—" You gesture over your brow. "Not a unicorn."

"Oh, but I can put my mom's on, at least!" Sweetie eagerly floats it over her own horn.

"Okay..." You get on one knee. "Sweetie Belle—"

"Yes!" She squeals as she slips it on easily, then throws herself at you, pushing you onto your back.

"We should do this in the bed—"

"I'm not Rarity. I don't wanna do things proper. I want to do things right. And I want to do you. I want to do it right now. I want to do you right, right now, um... is that right?" She hovers over you, hungrily tangling her hooves in the cloth of her dress and your shirt. You sigh and peel her dress off of her, carefully unsnagging your clothes. You take the opportunity to wrap her in your arms and carry her upstairs to your room.

"Tell you what you would regret is a sore back and rug burns from going at it on the floor. Trust me, the bed will be more comfy."

She asks you to take her like a human would, face to face. You try not to crush her delicate frame beneath your aged girth, and you make a mental note to take up hard labor at Sweet Apple Acres to get back in shape.

"I'm sorry it couldn't be more fancy." You pick hair clips out of the lilac whorls of her mane, spiraling tresses that engulf the pale linens of your bed. She crosses her hooves over herself as she waits for you to get ready.

"I don't want fancy, I want you."
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>>2663709

I would imagine that her standards would be at least average. Maybe even a bit below, given dick size or physical shape.

Nathan's actually pretty average now that he's cleaned up, so maybe him. Definitely not Chris, though.
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>>2663687
>tfw you imagine yourself as the slutty mare once too often
>tfw the slutty mare appears to you as yourself
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>>2663751
nigga u gay
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>>2663743
Slutty mare's standards are as low as you can afford.
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>that feel when artists post partial clips of a song on youtube like 2-3 weeks before it comes out

Fucking assholes. I just want the whole song.

Anyway, when is the movie?
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>>2663727
Most of my stuff winds up on my DA (Mimblex).

>>2663734
Nothing begins, they've just been hounding me for weeks to draw PRINCESS PRETTY WINGS when I'm pretty sure they know I don't do straight-up requests right now... And I've said I'd draw celestia if they just wait, anyway.
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>>2663770
Mmmhmmm gurl u so sassy.
>>
What programs do you all use when you art?
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>>2663776
inb4 SAI
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>>2663710
>She told the headteacher who told her to grow up
Hehe.

Can we be teacher stories now? My english teacher used to tell a load of cool stories about his life and about how he lost his hearing when a bomb went off in some war or something. He was pretty laid back and sometimes came into class, told us he cbf teaching and decided to have a nap. He was also pretty good with technology for an older man and often took devices in from home to help him teach. I thought he was pretty cool.

Turned out he was a pedophile. Funny that.
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Why is she so best pony?
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>>2663776

sai
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>>2663776
i like photoshop
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>>2663776
Traditional Media
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>>2663784
>this will never be finished
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>>2663776
The GIMP and MyPaint.

I'm not a freetard or anything, they're just nice. The alternatives simply aren't worth buying or pirating and aren't even really better.

I don't art much though either, so w/e.
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>>2663787
Photoshop doesn't even have pressure
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>>2663741
Go on!
(somebody better be capping this)
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>>2663791

Did you take your medicine today, grandpa?
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>>2663564
WELL I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBER DAT DERE PONE
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>>2663776
dA Muro
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>>2663776
The only digital program I've used for the last few years is SAI. I got photoshop a few days ago, though, and I'll probably prefer it once I get it set up, because it's WAY easier to make custom brushes. It was all I used before I started using SAI.
>>
Why do captcha's just disappear sometime?
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>>2663802
...
yes it does
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>>2663791
>>2663795
Oh yeah, and XSane for scanning traditional media. Too bad all my Linux machines are temporarily out of action, Sane is so much better than any other scanner interface.

>>2663802
Yes it does.
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>>2663806
>he draws with pencil and paper
>LEL HE IZ OELD AND WRINKLAY
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>>2663810

They go to a better place
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>>2663606
Yes, do it!
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>Mumbles drew adorable gay stuff
Why hello there boner, nice to see you too.

Any chance of seeing some Big Mac experimentation from you, Mumbles? Your style's awesome.
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>>2663814

Well yes, that was the joke. Great job catching that, sport.
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>>2663810
Captchas dissapear when you hit backspace in the textbox while it's empty or every 4.5 minutes.
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>>2663822
Thanks dad!
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>>2662932
Thanks.

This is just what I was looking for.
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>>2663694
Did I do it right?
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>>2663830
DRAW MORE HORSE VAGINA
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>>2663830
I like it.
>>2663831
second
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>>2663694
Sounds sexy. I could go with that.
Rarity hunched over a half-eaten hamburger, glancing around guilily to make sure noone sees her eat such low-class food.
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>>2663830

Yes, thank you.

Rainbow Dash stole the picture because she's adorable though.
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>>2663830
NOW DRAW SPIKE TRYING TO CRAFT RARITY'S VAGINA OUT OF GEMS
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>>2663520
>>2663582
Apparently the DVD won't play. Lovely! Any other ones you'd like to see?
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>>2663830

I like your style
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>>2663823
And they also sometimes disappear when you hit backspace in the textbox even when it isn't empty. That seems a bit random though.
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>>2663830
scool
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>>2663855

Maybe it has something to do with script-spam protection
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>>2663855
Yeah, that's an annoying bug. I'd rather not have them dissapear at all.
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>>2663830
Yes, very nice!
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>>2663830
That looks great.
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>drunk and depressed
>just want to cry and listen to diatonis loudly
>speakers suddenly break

holy fuck this sucks
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Why there is so much porn of pizza and Coke pone.
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why are vaginas smelly
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>>2663874
What do they smell like?
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>>2663821
Yeah, I'll draw Big Mac! Can't say when gays will happen with him, WHICH THEY WILL but drawing big draft horses is always fun.
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>>2663872
Because MLPG asked for it
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>>2663874
because they aren't ponies
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>>2663872
Because delicious waifoods
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>>2663872
coooooooola pooooooonyyyyyyyy
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>struggle with construction for weeks
>try gesture drawing
>suddenly my figures come out great even though I'm pretty sure I'm doing it completely wrong

Holy shit this rules.
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>>2663878
You have made me happy. Have an equally happy poni.
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>>2663885
Post results.
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>>2663874

Stop going down on obese chicks
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>>2663872
theres only like
2 pictures
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>>2663872
...Because they're two great tastes that taste great together?
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>>2663890

Sorry I'm not really confident enough yet and it doesn't really have much to do with pone

but it will soon I promise
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>>2663876
bag of sand
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>>2663899
>Pizza and coke

God damn yes.
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>>2663902
this is an anonymous image board

just post it dude

god dammit
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>>2663902
Just do it. You're an anon, who cares?
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>>2663895
This needs to be redone with pone. Might I suggest Rarity and Applejack?
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>>2663909
this
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http://www.addictinggames.com/girl-games/i-saw-her-standing-there-game.jsp
MLPG, Im in a love with a flash game
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>>2663899
In fact, I eat and drink them like all the time together. ♥
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>>2663885
Yes this is good. You have to draw loose. Too many people get caught up on rigid construction and make their pictures all stilted.
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>>2663909
He's summer, calm down. He might fuck off to Reddit after he fails being a tripfag.
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>>2663912
>>2663910
>>2663909
I just fucked my dog.

I think she liked it.
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>>2663918
>♥
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>>2663928
>she

casual
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>>2663925
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>>2663776
SAI and Photoshop. I'm much more used to the latter for doing, well, everything. But SAI seems to have a far better method for dealing with the pressure of a tablet, since it gives nive smooth lines instead of simply duplicating a brush image.
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>>2663821

>Big Mac discovers boys

doing this for next fic.
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>>2663930
/)
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>>2663915
music's good, at least

>>2663938
lol im not kinda faggot

get it because i fucked a dog so drawing the line at homosexuality would be weird

get it guys that was a good one right
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>>2663925
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I'm getting really tired of all the people who claim to draw stuff, but refuse to post it.

If you were okay to talk about it, why is it so bad to show us as well?
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>>2663741
It's strange. Any other time you recall feeling even vaguely sexual, it was always about what you felt, what you wanted, how close you were to climax. But here, in this little bubble of space and time, you are more aware of her body than you are your own. You hear the staggered breaths she takes, the measured shivers that overtake her limbs. Her dull undulations greet you and draw you ever inward, inviting you to relish in the vague oneness of your beings.

Each time she tries to mouth an apology, your pushing into her squeezes the air out of her words. When she wants to ask if she's doing good for her first time, you silence her with nod disguised with a long, deep liplock and a meeting of tongues. Her curiosity as to how close you are to climax is interrupted by her own renewed shudders as she experiences another one. You envy and admire her feminine biology as you work to turn her inside out.

Breathing and heartbeats are a conscious exercise for you at this point, riding out each of her little paroxysms as you seek to open yourself up for the close. She bucks madly, her entire body betraying her in one final wave of pleasure, and you find your opportunity for release. She silently gasps and kicks as she hits her peak, and then lets out an agonized cry of lust as your warmth floods her. In sweaty, sopping aftermath, she asks how long you've gone without. Upon learning that she has just taken the brunt of months, maybe years' worth of frustration, she smiles and reverently rubs her belly.
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>>2663915
So is this game like a metaphor for something?
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Downloading Cromartie Hish School right now.
What should I expect?
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>>2663951
I ♥ you.
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>>2663968

It's pretty much MLPG the anime.
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>>2663981
I torrented it too, dubs or subs?
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>>2663968
Toady the BRo.
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>>2663959
Not that guy, but I think I should be able to discuss drawing without people pestering me to post something. Most of the time I don't have anything good or recent digitised. I'd have to break out the scanner and everything.

Of course, other times I wish someone asked me so I'd have an excuse to.
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>>2663981
i thought that was shuffle!
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>>2663989

Dubs.

Dubs dubs dubs.
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>>2663961
I thought something like that too.

Then the gun appeared.

Woah, okay, backing off now.
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>>2663989
>dubs over subs
>2012
I SHOOGY SHIGGY SHAGGY OFWGKTA
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>>2663991

Yeah sometimes that's just how it goes, sorry anonymous.

I'm working hard to get good for you, though. I promise.
>>
These threads are getting too bad

See you September.
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>>2663997
Some dubs are better than subs.
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>>2663989

Dub is really good. Voices are great, and it's very funny.
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>>2663997
I love subs in anime, usually, but I've heard so much about great voice acting!
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>>2663993
ITHOUGHTYOUSAIDYOUWEREGOOD
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>>2663997

I got the feeling that the dub was kind of essential to "get" the humor.

It's a very non-serious thing filled with verbal jokes and being able to hear the lines and understand them is kind of essential to the experience.

The humor translates well to english.
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>>2664005
>>2664003
>>2664006
I can't find a dubbed version anyways, oh well.
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>>2664006
Full Metal Alchemist has some pretty fantastic voice acting.

It's probably one of my favourites.
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but if all dubs aren't subs and all subs aren't dubs, then are all mubs lubs?
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>>2664003
All* dubs are better than subs
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>>2664013
No I didn't.

But I see your point.

Fuck this.
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We /a/ now?
I kid, I kid.

I may just watch it twice, one subs, one dubs.
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>>2663643
Celestia looks like Ben from screwattack.
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>>2664034
we're always /a/

and we're always /v/, always /k/

we're always everything, just lightly peppered with ponies

mostly /b/
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>>2664023
>spoilering the word ``dubs''
>thinking ``dubs'' is a banned word
Haha.
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>>2664032
Come on man don't let one cantankerous anon put you off.

Just keep at it.
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>>2664034
I just got into Lucky Star, at the 5th episode so far.
Just finished the first season of Ika Musume as well.
Without MLP airing, I was forced to go wee/a/boo, now I regular /a/ more than /co/.
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I remember times we have had good drawfags.
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>>2664032
I'm sorry.
It's not that bad, just your brush choice is stupid and the fact that you're using a mouse.
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here's a puzzler, though: who should be the one to help Big Mac discover boys and/or overcome is embarrassment at being attracted to boys?
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>>2664040
can we be /tg/ for a bit? 'cause I kind of want to hash out a way to blend ponies into Eclipse Phase, but can't figure out a way to do it.
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>>2664049

>lucky star

You should probably quit ahead. That shit is retarded.
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>>2664049
I could never get into Lucky Star.

I hate the English dub, all the girls (with the exception of Konata) sound like 30 year old women trying to sound 15.
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>>2664049
Oh man, Ika Musume is great.

I really need to watch season 2.
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>>2664053
me too
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>>2664055
rarity
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If we /a/, then why come everybody likes one piece?
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>>2664018

http://www.torrentreactor.net/torrents/2899832/Cromartie-High-School-%28All-26-Episodes%29-%28Demono
id-com%29

This one has mkv files. That will have both the Japanese and English voices. Posting Tex since that character is modeled after Takeshi Kamiyama.

I feel guilty for torrenting, since it means that fans will not give back anything to the people who created the show.
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>>2664053
I remember the time when we didn't bitch about everything.

Which was before the first hiatus. I should have seen the warning signs...
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>>2664055
Male >feels or female guidance?
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>>2664055

Me

Realistically though, Applejack. They're brother and sister, so he'd probably ask her what's wrong with him.

Through a long talk, AJ would help Big Mac see he was gay.
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>>2664059
Me neither. Despite Konata being the first fictional character I ever had a 'crush' on, so to speak by that I mean i sexually obsessed over her I just couldn't get into it.
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>>2664042
The fuck are you talking about?
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>>2664057
>That shit is retarded.
I don't know why, but I fucking love it.
Something about little girls, lolis, just having casual conversations, man...
And that into is so fucking catchy.
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>>2664055
Applejack?

She's quite an open minded pony, and I'm sure she's not redneck enough to denounce her brother simply because he likes shafting male anuses.

She'd profess her disappointment at not being an aunt, though. She'll chuckle and snarkily say she'll just have to hope Applebloom grows up into a wonderful young mare, prompting a chuckle from her big brother as he realises she's joking and Applebloom will probably stay useless for most of her life.
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>>2664079
they're supposed to be 17, breh
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>>2664079
>tfw you like things that are kind of shitty but you don't care

I know this feel
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>>2663996
It doesn't really add anything to the game either.

Oh well, I'll use it because there.
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>>2664074
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I unno
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>>2664072
That's pretty cute actually.
And maybe he'd be afraid to tell her, or ashamed, but she'd have to explain that he was still her brother and she wanted him happy, and yadda yadda feels feels.
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>>2664064

>Tex

What would happen if I printed pictures of Tex, edited out the ponies, and walked into a barber shop and said "I want this haircut".
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>>2664073
I love Konata rule 34 though. God damn...
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What do you guys think Rarity's hoof tastes like?

inb4 semen, I'm serious here
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HOW THE FUCK

DO YOU LEAVE YOUR COMPUTER STREAMING

WHEN YOU GO TO DL CP

HOLY FUCK

YOU SHOULD LIKE

CHECK EVERYTHING

CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS

SIGN OUT OF ALL YOUR PROGRAMS

EVERYTHING

LEAST OF ALL MAKING SURE THAT THE ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET CANNOT SEE YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN

HOW

CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS, SIGN OUT OF EVERY PROGRAM,
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>>2664097
Marshmallow
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>>2664062
>>2664072
Both could work, actually. Rarity for the "Well, if that's how you feel, maybe you should talk to your family" angle, and AJ for that wonderful family acceptance >feel that's so important when you're coming out?
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>>2664083

I like My Little Pony, Skrillex, Homestuck, and Owl City, among other things like dubstep in general and really shitty tween pop music.

I'm pretty sure I've got this feel covered guys.
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I'm 3 minutes into Cromartie.
So that guy is Leth, and everyone else is MLPG
I get it
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>>2664082
They are drawn very loli-like though. Supple bodies, dfcs out the arse, clothed to hide any curves and suggestions of womanhood.

Phew it's hot in here.
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>>2664097
but it does taste like semen

her coat is actually red and she's actually quite a lot skinnier than the other ponies, you just can't tell because she's constantly covered in a layer of sperm
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>>2664098

He was really high
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>>2664103
>Skrillex

Ya blew it.
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>>2664088
I still don't see anything.
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>>2664097
Chew on your fingernails, anon. That's what hooves taste like when they're clean. Which Rarity's are.
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>>2664098
nigga was high as fuck
I'm gonna find wherever he posts in the /co/ threads and tell them who he is
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>>2664098
he did for attention, newfriend
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>>2664098

1. You get high
2. You get careless after a while.

I can imagine myself making a mistake like that. It's easy to look back at an oversight like that. But you've probably done similar mistakes like that, just not cp related.
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>>2664080
>>2664072

i meant >sexually
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>>2664064

>I feel guilty for torrenting, since it means that fans will not give back anything to the people who created the show.

I'm not the only one.
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>>2664113
Fuck you.
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>>2664119
>just not cp related.

EXACTLY

SURE FUCK YEAH I'VE MADE STUPID MISTAKES

BUT IT SEEMS

AT LEAST TO ME

THAT WHEN YOU GO TO DO SOMETHING THIS HORRIDLY REPULSIVE AND ILLEGAL

YOU'D BE IN FULL CAUTION MODE.

THIS ISN'T LIKE LEAVING YOUR BEDROOM DOOR UNLOCKED WHILE YOU JACK OFF OR SOMETHING
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>>2663960
"You know what I'm going to regret," you mumble over a cup of black coffee that is more black than coffee, "is ever letting you cook breakfast again."

"Oh shut up!" Sweetie Belle giggles, the stone in her mother's ring glinting in the morning sunlight. The songbirds outside can go stuff themselves, they're nothing compared to the dulcet angel you see before you, burning her pancakes for the umpteenth time.

"I'll clean up the kitchen. Don't be late for class."

"I'll be back for lunch, dear."

You kneel down to give Sweetie Belle a kiss and wave as she crosses the road to the Conservatory campus. As you get back up, you feel your old joints complaining and crackling.

"What I'm going to regret—" You stop yourself as you hobble back into your Canterlot apartment. As you walk through the hall, you notice your wedding photo must've been knocked askew in last night's escapade. You straighten it, taking a moment to admire the pure snow-white on Sweetie Belle's gown, then turn back to the blackened mess of the kitchen. "No, I don't regret this at all."

[THE BEGINNING]
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>>2664089
DO A PINKIE PIE VERSION OF THIS
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>>2664127
Is something wrong?
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>>2664123
oh

I want feels about gay, not gay sex

we have enough gay sex
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>>2664103
>My Little Pony

Dependable.

>Skrillex

Never heard. He seems to just represent the backlash against dubstep though.

>Homestuck

Over the line!
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>>2664095
You'd be given that haircut?
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>>2664064
If i dig a thing I always buy the dvds
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>>2664123
Ah. Well then. Soarin maybe?
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>>2664129
He's a stupid fuck, what else can we say?
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>>2664130
That's all, folks.
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>>2664135

it doesn't need to be sex. but who's the first boy he's attracted to? the one who makes him realize he likes boys?
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>>2664130
>this started as a beta writefag backing out of writing something mildly upsetting

thank you

talk about turning shit into gold
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>>2664130

God damn that gave me a >feel and I don't even waifu.

Well done.
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>>2664103
>Skrillex
I don't mind Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites.

It was in the Hottest 100 anyway, and everything in the Hottest 100 is good, so logically...
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>>2664134
I don't know, lol!
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>>2664130
Someone should cap that so I can read it later.
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>>2664129
>>2664098
Why are we discussing this again?
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>>2664150
me
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>>2664156
I really don't know what my posts look like for you.
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>>2664082
>they're supposed to be 17, breh

Are you fucking serious? I've never watched Lucky Star, but I thought all the girls were 9. Are they just midgets who never went through puberty?
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>>2664162
Is that VLC pony?
Not trying to start an /a/ discussion again
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>>2664162
I call bullshit.
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>>2664158
sorry I was just sitting here and it hit me how fucking stupid the entire situation was...

sorry, I'll let you get back to

uh

gay big mac and waifu sweetie

yeah
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>>2664169

yep
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>>2664170
No, really.
post caps
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>>2664158
because it's an important point in MLPG history

it's the moment that the horrid depravity of MLPG became manifest, it's when we all realised that there are real consequences to encouraging these disgusting autists and their fetishes

we haven't changed in any way, but we're aware of it.
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>>2664167
It's called "We know you want to see lolis, but, for legal reasons, they're 17 they're actually 9 you know it, I know it, but shhhhhh"
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>>2664155
>implying that SM&NS wasn't better than Bangarang
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>>2664131
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>>2664150
Shining Armor comes to visit.

While he's not super attractive, there's just something about him Big Macintosh can't place. A small quiver of something deep within, a little rush of blood, a sudden feeling of falling from a great height, the blurred vision, the hot ears, the beating heart... Big Mac feels all of these things at once and does not know what the signify, so he seeks advice. These little feelings happen whenever he thinks about Shining Armor, his body aching for something he does not know he wants.

Then starts the journey of discovery, of uncovering your true nature. Hoo-boy he's in for a wild ride.
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>>2664119
>You get careless after a while.
Pretty much this.

I still live with my family accomodation is expensive when you're a student and I occasionally draw fetish stuff. When I was young I'd destroy every picture shortly after drawing, then I kept them in a cardboard box under my desk, then on the bottom of a drawer, then on the top face down, now on the top face up.

Soon they'll be face down on the desk. I hope I move out before I get caught.
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>>2664177
>tfw the legal age of consent in Japan is 13
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>>2664167
Art style. The entire second season was about leaving high school. I was leaving high school at the time as well.
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>>2664193
16 in almost every single district of japan
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>over 1000 posts
>less than 200 images
we ded
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>>2664189

What kind of fetish?
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>>2664188
I think we have a winner. Plus, even if he comes to terms with it, SA's married and unattainable.
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>>2664176
>the horrible depravity of MLPG became manifest

But most of us were disgusted by it, so you can hardly say his depravity represents the general's as a whole. Sure we talk about some odd stuff, but if Alplblewm's little mistake made anything clear, it's that the General has limits and lines were crossed by a small few to the horror of the many.
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>>2664198
>Art style. The entire second season was about leaving high school. I was leaving high school at the time as well.

Bullshit. I'm with this guy: >>2664177
They just want to do a loli show.
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>>2664176

it wasn't the Normandy Landings. it was the Battle of Stalingrad.
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>>2664202
Stuffing and inflation mostly, there's some chubby stuff. I'm not Ross either.
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>>2664204
>Alplblewm's little mistake made anything clear, it's that the General has limits and lines were crossed by a small few to the horror of the many.

Oh come on.

It's just because Abapplebloom was an annoying shitposter. If it was someone we liked, or someone unknown, there wouldn't be a big storm.
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>>2664206

Is this another manual spammer?
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DESIST IN BINARY SPAM SIR
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>>2664184
>not changing Squirrels to Pinkie Pie
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>>2664214
he said "no"
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>>2664174
There.
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>>2664201
We alive. Bigger threads are better.
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Fucking binary freaks. Can't you assholes use ASCII like normal people?
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>>2664193
>that feel when the age of consent in Bolivia is as soon as the girl reaches puberty
>some girls can hit puberty at the age of 8 years old or younger
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>>2664221
I don't give a shit what you said

speak english or fuck off
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>>2664235
6e 6f
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>>2664213
>if it was someone we liked
I disagree.
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>>2664230
Heeheheheheheheheh.

He.
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>>2664243
Very right
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>>2664246
No fuck you
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The MLPGN needs visuals, and we're calling on you, the general! This is the page in question: http://mlpgn.blogspot.com.

Currently, we're in need of illustrations for the following:
404 page;
Title;
Background.

If you'd like to help out, send your finished product to mlpgeneralinf@gmail.com. Here's the related MLPGN post: http://mlpgn.blogspot.nl/2012/06/mlgn-graphics.html

Thanks in advance, and may your >rape last forever!
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>>2664252
wanna~?
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>>2664246
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>>2664242
lo siento
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>>2664240
>>2664240
>>2664240
>>2664240
>>2664240

Let's pic this post as the one we all report. Send in a dozen reports and he should be banned.
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>>2664232

Q: Are We Not Alive? A: We Are MLPG!
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>>2664256
the fuck is this

the fuck are you

the fuck are my pants
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>>2664261
Q: Why Do You Write Like This? A: I Mean Starting Every Word With Capitals.
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My digital electronics lecturer could actually read ASCII from binary, which came as a surprise to all the people with binary messages on their t-shirts.
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>>2664274
Lucky I didn't post ascii then. I assume he can't gunzip in his head.
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>>2664274
I can't but I could tell this >>2664255
said slut slut slut slut before translating it
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Welp, time to kill horse. I recommend we don't link the new thread in this one and rely on the submarine to link us to the new thread so the shitposters can't fuck up the new thread.
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>>2664256

ON IT
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>>2664263
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>>2664286
>everyone posting something I don't like must be new and also incapable of reading the front page of /mlp/
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Leth is a terrible judge.
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>>2664293
>dead
Are people deleting their own posts or is there a janitor about?
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>>2664304

Why would the janitor not delete the binary spam?
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>>2664267

it's a Devo album title.
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>>2664304
The latter. Who deletes their own posts that often?
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>>2664304
I definitely didn't delete nyx, so there's a janitor
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>>2664307
Since when have janitors exercised good judgement?
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butts
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>>2664311
>ded

oh snap
>>
DESU
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>>2664304
I can assure you it's a janitor
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>>2664317
Well it's a good sign!
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>>2664321
If the janitor had any sense he'd delete the thread and let us start over.
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>>2664315
post butts
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>>2664326
>not base64
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Hey he didn't delete my hex from before
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>>2664334
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...what is it?
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>>2664345
Glitter's on lsd
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just a few more images


gogogo
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>>2664349
>more than30
>a few more
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man that was fun
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>>2664351
we can do it.
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>>2664349
>>
ded
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>>2664355
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Why MLPG is so shitty.
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>>2664366
Hiatus
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>>2664343
There, wasn't that more efficient? Ascii85 is nice too and be sure to gzip large posts.
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>>2664341
pone does not look right with big tongue
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hard blush turned me gay
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>>2664366
The amount of reasons cannot be summed up in 2000 characters, so for now let's just say hiatus.
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>>2664378
>gay
>not bi

you're doing it wrong
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>>2664382
>not being asexual
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>>2664348
I hate you, janitor
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>>2664386
Rose pls draw more anthro
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>>2664375
Poni = Cute tiny tongue
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>>2664348
>>
So, what's the name of that song?
It goes,
hmm hmm hm hm hm hmmmm hmmmm hm hm hm hmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>2664386
>not being a straight edge transexual pansexual stoner
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>>2664393
It's called "I'm a huge faggot please rape my face"
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>>2664389
>calling anonymous people names
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>>2664393
Eye of the tiger?
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so, how's everyone's morning going
any plans today
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page 9, 4 more hours and we will 404
post some pics
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>>2664395
DIE, CIS SCUM!
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File deleted.
>>2664398
I don't like that butt much.
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>>2664405
let's just let this one die
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I might be the only one who isn't sexually frustrated
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>>2664398

God, I'd masturbate so hard to this if his anus wasn't prolapsing.
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>>2664403
I'm gonna go run a mile after I get at a good stopping point
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>>2664364
Oh, it sure does, I havent been in the general for ab- FUCK!
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are you nuts, MLPG?
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>>2664407
what the fuck is the story behind that pic anyways
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Longest MLPG in history.
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>>2664416
Yes.
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>>2664398

Would you suck on a pair of big stallion balls ?
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>>2664416
Yes.
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>>2664420
that dude has both sets of genitals and is mad that other people don't have both sets of genitals
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You know guys, if you want to kill the thread posting butts while a janitor is looking, it's kinda retarded
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>>2664421
One got to 2000 during an episode day, though it was forced.
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>>2664429
That's not what he meant, retard
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>>2664420
It's basically a non-cis hating being ostensibly hated by cisgendered people so he hates them for hating him.

Much like bronies love and tolerate by hating people that don't love and tolerate.
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>>2664416
Yes.
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>>2664427
I don't, I just really like butts.
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>26 images left

hurry up god dammit! i've got an awesome idea for a new OP post!
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>>2664432
What did he mean then?
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>>2664427
>janitor deleting butts
JANITOR IS A FAGGOT.
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>>2664439
We've been in this thread for 4 hours and a half
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>>2664407
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>>2664435
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
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>>2664441
I like this Janitor, he knows how to rustle jimmies.
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>>2664446
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File deleted.
>>2664448
>Haven't saved that picture set
Post the other one, please
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>>2664438
30 images you mean
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>>2664422
hhng
i would a chubby pone belly
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>>2664455
With pleasure.
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>>2664455
Oh man I just want to climb into that sock and hop around with them.
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ENOUGH TALK.

PONIES
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>>2664456
whatever, i can't keep track when they keep getting deleted and reposted

time is a difficult concept!
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>>2664446
WHAT NOW FAGET?!
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>>2664407
You know, I don't think people are actually serious when they say "die cis scum" so much as working out frustration, I've seen people who I know hae cis friends use it.
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>>2664464
>thumbnail not thumbnailing correctly
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>>2664459
Thank you very much!
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>>2664455
Stop with the smut you insufferable faggot
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>>2664467
>You know, I don't think people are actually serious when they say "die cis scum"
YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY?
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Apples should do more pony smut. y/n?
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>>2664469
That picture is hot, but the face is too borderline furry it's off putting.
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>>2664471
>you don't say
Who let the Reddit out.
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>>2664470
It's not smut, silly. It's just two ponies sharing a sock.
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>>2664470
>8:32
Yeah, time to go.
>>2664476
>duckface
It really ruins what could be a perfect picture.
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>>2664448
>>2664459

I like where this is going.
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>>2664467
I'm pretty sure some of them actually do mean it serious. For example this one woman/man/whatever-thing that suggested a national castration day non jokingly
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>>2664478
>Who let the Reddit out.
>Who let the Reddit
>Who let the
>Who let
>let
>le

YOU CRAFTY BASTARD
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>>2664485
I really do hate Poe's Law.
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>>2664485
This is approaching PETA levels of sadness.

>captcha: would spagoto
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>>2664485
I'd vote for a national castration day
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>>2664482
>That shoulder
>Perfect
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>>2664469
I'd let her sit on my face.
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>>2664490
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>Maybe if I shitpost ironically as a Redditfag, nobody will be able to tell I'm a Redditfag for real
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>>2664499
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>>2664504
Who are you quoting?
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>>2664497

Who wouldn't?

I'd let most ponies sit on my face though.

Also Gilda and Zecora.
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>>2664478
So, using a widely spread phrase is Reddit now?
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>>2664507
MLPG
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>>2664507
Y-you too...
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>>2664511
>Gilda
Furry.
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>>2664513
Yes.
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I always thought "Die cis scum" meant "Die, Confederate of Independent Systems scum."

Boy am I retarded.
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>>2664519
At least he didn't say Griffy.
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>>2664525
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>>2664525
CIS-sexuals, man, cancer of the humanity.
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>>2664519

I just can't help myself.

The thought of those warm, muscular thighs surrounding my head as the scent of her intoxicating sex quickly makes me light-headed is too much.
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lalelulelo
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>>2664525
i'm going to get this tattoo'd on my forehead
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6 images, go!
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>>2664535
Oh... oh my. Oh yes.
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>>2664535
any chance of seeing Twilight like that from you?
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>>2664540
16 YOU DODO
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>>2664540
19 i'm afraid
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>>2664540
Refresh, yo. 4chanx doesn't handle deleted images yet.
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>>2664545
>>2664547
22.
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>>2664535
I'm taking it back, for the PATRIOTS!

THE LALILULELO?!
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>>2664549
What fic?
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>>2664545
>>2664547
>>2664551
WHO CARES. POST PONE.
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>>2664549
>already dead
hahaha... the janitor must have a really boring life
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>>2664556
No.
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>>2664558
inb4 dead
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>>2664555
>>2664549
That janitor is quick tonight
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/26505/rainbow---Dash
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I love when pone does silly poses.
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>>2664535

You should practice your humans for us again. They're very beuno.
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>>2664560
A griffin is fine too. Man, kisses from her must be awkward.
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>implying you wouldn't
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>>2664560
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>>2664556
PONE YOU SAY
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Its like janitor deletes pictures to make this hoers stay longer
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>>2664567
Her beak isn't actually hard. It's malleable.
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9 more!
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>>2664576
It's like you faggots should stop posting NSFW when a janitor is lurking.
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>>2664576
But horse wants the right to die
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>>2664574
Was kinda hoping that would be a gif.
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>>2664580
Fluttershy is the next pony to have a scene.

I can't wait.
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>>2664583
>NSFW
Most of the deleted shit wasn't even remotely NSFW
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>>2664588
i hope there's a CMC scene eventually
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5 hours.
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>>2664589
The janitor is deleting spoilered NSFW images. Those are technically against the rules too.
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would you?
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>>2664590
>not knowing that the janitor hates anything that could be slightly considered risque
He even hates butts. Just plain old butts.
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>>2664602
>sad
>collared
>dash
Two out of three ain't bad.
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>>2664602
Free her from the collar?
Maybe
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>>2664589
>>2664601
>Deleting dissenting views
It's over
Free speech is ded
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>6 am
>80 degrees
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>>2664583
>butts
>4chan
>its NSFW, delete it!
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>>2664602
>tumour warped hoofs

No. I'd get he a doctor, though.
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>>2664605
Impossible. No one hates butts. No one.
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>>2664616
Apple does, he never draws em.
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>>2664589
wow, janitor.

just wow.
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>>2664610
Protip: 4chan never said it was about free speech.
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>>2664616
Sadly, the janitor does.
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>>2664606
spoiler image is 99x99 you foul
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Did someone say pictures with no discernible genitalia? Also butts?
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>>2664626
inb4 ded
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>>2664626
Her expression is the best thing about that picture.
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>>2664622
I SURE DO ROVE RIVING IN GRORIOUS NAZI STATE
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>>2664624
Nope.
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>>2664612
fucking weather
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>>2664633
"The fuck did you expect to see?"
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>>2664624
>foul
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>>2664636
You are free to leave anytime.
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>>2664639
[spoiler"]Some genitals, at least."[/spoiler]
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>>2664641
As if.
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>>2664642
How could you fuck your spoilers so up.
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>>2664626
OH NO ITS SO NSFW

I ALMOST CAN'T TAKE IT ON A SITE FOR 18 YEARS AND OVER
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>>2664641
Janitor pls go
>>
ding dong the horse is ded
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>>2664642
>manual spoilers
>ever

I shiggity diggity doo
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inb4 ded

>>2664656
>>2664656
>>2664656
>>2664656
>>2664656
>>2664656
>>2664656
>>2664656

also >almost 666
>>
>knew pone Rhythm Tengoku parody
>song is way off

I mad.
>>
5 hours, 7 minutes.
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>>2664641
>implying its possible to leave the wild ride
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>>2664662
wow that was fast.
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>>2664664
>knew

also I cant spell this morning. I that mad.
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>>2664662
That was fast.
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>>2664662
>404
Don't know if I should laugh or cry
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>>2664677
multitask. do both.
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>>2664549
Someone mind throwing me a link to this image? Checked Derpiboo.ru already, doesn't seem to be there yet.
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>>2664662
Hey Janitor
>>>/ponychan/
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>>2664662
>404

dammit janitor

we call you in to deal with binary spam and you decide to delete EVERYTHING

go back in the box already
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>>2664662
>deletes new horse
Janitor confirmed for nazi
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>>2664662
god dammit, janitor

it was screenshots from the god damn show! delete the guy who actually posted porn, sure, but fuck off if you're going to delete actual show images

fucking retard
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>>2664680
Sure.
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1340109887910.png
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>>2664687
fucking this.
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Are we mad enough to start a thread on the .co?
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>>2664690
Oh you.
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>>2664694
i don't give a fuck anymore, fuck this place
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>>2664694
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>>2664694
We might have to.
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>>2664691
>>2664691
>>2664691
>>2664691
>>2664691
>>2664691

Please don't post porn in this one guys, lets just get one started.
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>>2664694
Is it time to finally migrate there permanently?
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>>2664699
Cheers!
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>>2664704
>>2664702
Pfffthahaha get the fuck out you both
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>porn posted

Get ready...
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>>2664130
Brilliant!
You should do more of these in the future!

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