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It's a thread.
It's pony thread, aw yeah!
The last thread was
>>2640662
And as for the new thread? You're soaking in it!

For a topic to ignore: monsters. Which one's are your favorite and how do you think ponies have survived in a land so full of them?
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>>2643681
I hate you
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>>2643681
That's cheating
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Previous Thread
>>2640662

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>>2643681
6fast8me
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>>2643593
What does the show have to do with it? All she is is a background pony there.

But her fanon personality is a completely separate thing. However, ask anyone about Lyra, and you can be sure they aren't talking about the background character.

The fan creation has eclipsed the original, and it's only a matter of time before the show throws some small reference that'll cement it.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHtUAl785cQ

>youtube comments
damnit tiara
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Stuff is simple:
Spitty hates AB.
This anon is obviously Nachos.
Why Steamfags have people like Nachos in their chat?
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>>2643681
So close.
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I hope this one is better than the last.

I hope no drawfriends left.
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>>2643707
>"Cloppers"
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THAT
WHY DON'T THEY REALIZE THAT IT'S FUCKING HORRIBLE
WHY
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>>2643709
Who the hell is Spitty and why should I care?
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Would you let applejack torture you with her sweaty hooves?
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>>2643611
I don't understand. If our feedback is useless, what's the point in asking for it here?

In fact, what's the point of any of the shitty beginner drawfags being here. If they really want to learn, they should be doing it properly, not trying to draw ponies to impress the internet.
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>>2643709
>Why Steamfags have people like Nachos in their chat?
Not anymore, actually. He quit the steamchat after a chat mod kept kicking him out of the chat over and over.
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>>2643719
No one and you shouldn't
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>>2643709
Nachos isn't in the chat anymore. He left the group after an admin kicked him from chat twice and we haven't seen him since.
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>>2643707
>Fucking hell,can you cloppers keep it for yourself instead of ruining every fucking pendulum song with your retarded autistic comments? Thank you.
i luve you tiara
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>>2643722
You bet your ass I would
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>>2643729
Figured as much.
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>>2643718
The same way they say "bronies" and believe in love and tolerance.
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Well I took the oppertunity to practice drawing wings

I'm not even goign to ask what I missed, I have a feeling I don't want to know.
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Alright, posting it again in here for shits. Tomorrow evening I'm going to be doing critiques and redlines for whoever wants them.
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>2643731
>>2643727
Good, he must be really mad, ha.
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>>2643713
They'll leave eventually. Nobody can put up with MLPG's crap forever.
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>>2643707
So "cloppers" are anyone who fap to ponies? So they'd say a lot of MLPG are them?
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>>2643746
Why you hate fun Dash?
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>>2643727
>>2643731
You steamfaggot fuckers are the worst goddamn part of MLPG.
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>>2643718
its pretty much an offical term now.
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>>2643756
Stay mad N4CH0S
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>>2643761
Is our yiff.
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>>2643752
No. We are horsefuckers here, it's different.

They would likely be horrified by our fetishes.
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>>2643707
im still waiting for the day i get a C&D from their laywers.
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>>2643756
That one anon who complained for hours last thread is way worse
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>>2643752
Seems so. Most bizarre thing about this term is the fact horse masturbation wouldn't sound anything like this, mare or stallion.
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>>2643773
Don't you live in Russia or some shit?
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>>2643722
But she doesn't have fingers to do that.

>>2643742
Good, best to not know. Just work on your wings. Its going nice so far.

>>2643746
Dash doesn't seem to happy about that.
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>>2643776
I don't know, he got rid of another steamfaggot didn't he? All they ever do is cause drama like that.
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>tiarawhy setting bronies against pendelum

oh man
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>>2643785
grew up in russia, in canada now.
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>>2643679
I liked the quarray eels. I was hoping there would be a few more monsters last season, though.

They've survived through teamwork, magic, and powerleveling.
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>>2643797
Oh.
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>>2643705
The in show Lyra is frequently with Bon-Bon and highly excitable with all her hopping and tends to do funny shit.

The whole "human obsession" is cute for online stuff, but it's not what I'd call an interesting character. You people keep getting it backwards, her fanon comes from shit in the show exaggerated.
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>>2643767
Not really, it's just a stupid horse pun, like dozens of others. Faggotry and failure isn't limited to furfags or bronies.
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>>2643798
Iron Will is the best monster.
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hiatus general.
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>>2643755
>>2643787
It's the dress she doesn't like.
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>>2643797
ever going to move somewhere that isn't a tundra
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new fruit where
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>>2643808
Rarity, please stop being racist.
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>>2643679
Monster inshow or monster not in show?
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>>2643808
He's not a monster..
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>>2643801
GGs fondue pic where
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>>2643829
>>2643832
Ponkie said she is a monster, Ponkie is not a liar.
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>>2643836
She lied in Cutie Pox
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BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUUUUUUUUUT ME OOOOOOOOOOOFF
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>>2643844
Checkmate
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>>2643836
So Pinkie is also a little bit racist? That sucks.
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>>2643679
>pacce
thought you disappeared.

I'd have to say Gryphons as far as in-show and monstrous spiders outside of show. Strange part is I'm allergic to cats and spiders terrify me.
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>>2643854
They are all racists anon.
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>>2643808
>>2643829
>>2643832
>>2643836
Tell me, who is the monster and who is the pony?
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>>2643844
That was to protect the innocent
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>>2643854
>Forgetting about Zecora
They're all racist except for Twilight
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Am I the only one who doesn't like human-obsessed Lyra fanon? I much prefer her just being with Bon-Bon and easily excitable, like Pacce said.

Also my captcha is a yaranaika face.

>Error: Duplicate file entry detected
>6 times
FUCKING /B/READ
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>>2643829
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>>2643836
>>2643808
>monster
That our word! Humans not use word like that! This yet another case of racist colonialism!
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>>2643860
>>2643868

Poor Iron Will.
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>>2643864
This is pone
Iron will is a monster
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>>2643864
Fluttershy is worst monster. She is a monster slut.
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>>2643860
Is Celestia as xenophobic as her subjects?
If she isn't what does she do to stop them freaking out
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>>2643869
>Also my captcha is a yaranaika face.
What?
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>>2643869
I really hate the whole human-obsessed thing. But it's the one that stuck, and it's the one the creators will probably give nods to later.

Just like Derpy + muffins.
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>>2643746
thank you
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>>2643882
>Is Celestia as xenophobic as her subjects?
We dont know.

>If she isn't what does she do to stop them freaking out
They are afraid of her for some reason.
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>>2643869
I don't like Lyra being shipped with Bonbon. I'd rather to just think of them as super PBFF's like the main six are.
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>>2643869
I like Lyra's human obsession but I like her relationship with Bonbon more. I could see Bonbon as a straight man to Lyra' antics.
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>>2643888
At least human obsessed or at least xenophillic is a fun character trait
muffins is just dumb
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>>2643864

Sing the bells of Notre Dame...
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>>2643899
And here I thought I was alone.
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>>2643899
I don't like Lyra and Bonbon having to be friends at all. I'd rather they just be two background ponies who happen to talk on occasion but have their own lives and circles of friends.
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>>2643906
I thought I was alone too, anon! I wish there were more people like us.

Them being really super best friends seems so much cuter and sweet rather than being another generic lesbian couple.

>>2643907
That is also fine with me.
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>>2643907
I don't like them knowing one another. They just happen to stand near one another.
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>>2643899
>>2643906
My niggas
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>>2643856
Griffons aren't monsters!
They're bi-species citizens.
I'm gonna tell Tumblr on you.

Also I think my favorite monster is the Timber Wolves for the sheer spooky factor.
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>>2643925
I don't like them. I want them out of the show.
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>>2643907
NO THEY ARE LEZBEN LOVERS ACCORDIGN TO MY FANFIC WHICH IS ALSO CANON
I REPORT U TROLL
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>>2643925
So they've never introduced themselves to each other, but they have a strange affinity for standing near each other?
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>>2643899
but we ship the main six with each other
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>>2643939
>troll
>not parasprite

0/10
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>>2643933
I don't like unicorns or earth ponies
I want a 100% pegasus cast
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>>2643907
>>2643925
>>2643933
statler and waldorf pls go
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>>2643939
There are so many people out there that think exactly that. They do the same with Rainbow Dash as well. It's one of the things that really makes me sad.
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>>2643950

i agree with this
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>>2643920
>another generic lesbian couple
Because the show is so full of lesbians just being all couple-y all the time?
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>>2643947
I don't ship anyone.
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>>2643950
I don't like pegasi either. The show should be about landscapes.
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>>2643962
According to the fandom, everyone is gay.
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>>2643928
>>2643928
>Aggressive, naturally dangerous, made from two predators.
I like to think of them as lesser ones, like the MLP version of a Half-orc.

Also I forgot the timber wolves. Might have to change my vote then.
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>>2643950
>>2643960
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I liked the hydra

That thing was huuuge
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>>2643962
In the fandom they are. Stop being stupid, Pacce.
It's not like the show would ever show them as lesbians or imply that they are either.
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>>2643950
I don't like equines
They should only have rabbits in the show
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>>2643980
I think it should all be cows from Minnesota
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>>2643980
angel is best pony
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Daytime MLPG: "Stop Liking What I Don't Like" General
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>>2643969
I don't like shapes.
The show should be only colors
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>>2643980
I don't like mammals
the entire show should be about birds
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>>2643969

I don't like landscapes.
The show should be 22 minutes of a blank white background.
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>>2643995
I loathe colors. The show should just be sounds.
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>>2643980
I don't even like the show.
I wish they'd air Land Before Time instead.
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>>2644002
yo dats racist
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>>2644002
I don't like time
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>Abstract Algebra summer coursework
>It sucks and I hate it

Guys, what if I'm not meant to be a mathematician. It's all I have left.
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>>2643974
The Timber Wolves and Quarray Eels jointly win the "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" awards.
They just kinda came outta nowhere and flat out wanted to kill doods.
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>>2644004
Sounds are for faggots, smells is where it is.
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>>2644001
I don't like animals
I should be about plants
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>>2644013
Change to something that has math but isn't as shitty as straight math
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>>2644013
>Not wanting to have $300k starting
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>>2644002
>there will never be a Duck Amuck-styled episode
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>>2644018
>Nickelodeon will never do Smell-O-Vision again
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>>2644013
I dealt with that with economics. Eventually you just realize you hate the coursework, so you should go do something else. I went back to my first love, History. Don't you have any other interests, anon?
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>>2644018
I don't like faggots >:(
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>>2644020
I hate life. This show should be about machines.
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>>2644015
I would not be surprises if Hasbro would use stuff from DnD and place them in the show.
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>>2644021
Lesbian Math?
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>>2644018
Would you sniff pone's butt granted she allowed it?
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>>2644037
My Little Phyrexia?
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Why do you think Rarity would love for you to be her husbando, Rarifags?
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>>2644038
Fuck. Rust. Monsters.

Also:
>The Ponies Visit The Tomb of Horrors
Would you watch, MLPG?
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>>2644038
That fucking dickhead
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>>2644031
I love chemistry. But my dad is a fucking maths genius, he always wanted me to be like him.

I guess I did too.
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>>2644051
I don't think she will love me, not even dream about it. She is just best pony.
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>>2644015
Windigos win the award for crotchety old monsters that just want those damn kids to stop arguing on their lawn.

>>2644038
Rust monsters would be perfect for this show.
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>>2644041
Chemistry with a focus in trans isomerism
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>>2644041
>Lesbian Math?
But how?
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>>2644069
>Windigos win the award for crotchety old monsters that just want those damn kids to stop arguing on their lawn.

Pfffthahaha
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>>2644074
goo plus goo equals moar
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>>2644069
>that just want those damn kids to stop arguing on their lawn.
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>>2644073
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>>2644063
Well then I think you have your answer, anon.
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>>2644049
SURRENDER THE FLESH
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>>2644089
>more people who are into chemistry
>tfw you're a biochemist
feels good man.
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>>2644020
I don't like multicellular life
The show should be about yeast
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>>2644089
Would you Trans-Poneic Acid?
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>>2644051
The ponly way I could love that pic more was if her eyes were the right color
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>>2644074
1+1=2
Always.
Also Space Stallions is getting its own show.
http://gunhil.com/filmandtv/space-stallions/
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>>2644063
>tfw you do things because you want your dad to be proud of you
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>>2644097
You are a biochemist? I thought that was the ponyboy.
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>>2644094
That pone is not compleat.
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>>2644105
>would you a maleic acid to fumaric acid trans
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>>2644107
>that black guy
My body is ready.
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>>2644060
I rather watch the ponies play a DnD session and show us their imagination playing the game.
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>>2644049
>>2644094
urza's block > phyrexia
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>>2644060
>>The Ponies Visit The Tomb of Horrors
>"Who KNOWS what kind of fun stuff is in that mouth?!"
>"Pinkie don-"
>"There could be ice cream or cake or PARTIES or..."
>"Seriously, Pinkie, don't."
>"I'm going to stick my face in there!"
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>>2644111
I don't like biochemistry.
Nobody should like biochemistry.
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>>2644107
>Space Stallions
Aw yiss.
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>>2643771
>Implying bronies would know the difference
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>>2644119
>playing with pony figurines
Mane cast confirmed for filthy bronies.
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>>2644138
So which one is the black guy?
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>>2644125
i kinda wish more people stuck around with chem/biochem. once you get past the 1st 2-3 years of general courses and get to do self guided labs its awesome as fuck.
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>>2644138
>filename
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>>2644063
>That feel when both of my parents stopped going to school after middle school and they both don't have any expectations in me
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>>2644100
NOT WITHOUT A FIGHT IT WONT
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>All deese chemists

Hell yeah man, feels good to be a gansta.

>>2644111
Pharmacologist, but I got my start in orgo-chem.
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>>2644152
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2644123
Why, there is Ice Cream in there! It's Sphere of Destruction flavored.
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>tfw biomedical engineering

I guess im not cool enough to be a chemist
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>>2644152
YOU WANT FILENAMES?
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>>2644169
>that feel when I really wanted to study biomed engineering but only one fucking uni in my entire country offered courses
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>>2644119
Pony imagination is always great on the show. But a little more real adventure would be nice.

Though nopony should have to encounter a demilich.
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>>2644173
>tfw you picked schools based on them having biomed engineering and then the school you really wanted to go to just got their program

fucking
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>>2644162
>That fucking gif.

I'M DYING OVER HERE
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>>2644170
SO YOU WILL HAVE THEM
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>>2644152
>>2644170
I actually got one of those last summer. It was too much gummy. Cost me $40.
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>>2644181
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>>2644177
>Rarity can find gemstones at will
Actually, the ponies might be oddly well-equipped to handle that demilich.
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>>2644169
i started out in biomed but switched to biochem. the thing is degreewise you could wind up in the same field regardless. i'm interested in organic organ growing.
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>>2644169
Hey man, bio-med is way cool; some of my best friends are bio-med kids.
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>>2644187
> It was too much gummy
>too much gummy
Cis casual furry ableist scum.
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>>2644187
I remember when you told us about it. What'd you end up doing with it?
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Did ross post any more of his 'season 3' art?
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>>2644190
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What's it like holding a ball of helium plasma in your hands, MLPG
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>>2644192
Is there anorganic organ growing?
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Chemist here.

What the fuck, man?
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>>2644181
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>>2644207
Like bag of sand.
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>>2644181
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>>2644209
>MLPG confirmed for greatest scientific minds
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>>2644208
Haha i meant more using bio based organs vs working on synthetic organ replacements (at least for now). Probably in the future it will be just a fusion but atm im more interested in the organic side.
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>>2644207
Celestiafag pls go.
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>>2644190
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>>2644162
What the hell is going on there?
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>all these fucking chemists
holy shit man..I'll make you all proud.
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>>2643994
Poor horse. Who would do such a thing?
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>>2644230
America is happening.
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>>2644230
Reptar took one too many hits of acid
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We dumping our meta filenames now?
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>>2644230
I have a suspicion that at least some of these people are only chemistry majors.

Not real chemists.
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>>2644228
I loved that entire scene so much
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>>2644177
Also...

>Though nopony should have to encounter a demilich.

Think of the experiences and loot.
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filenames you say?
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>>2644239
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>>2644230
Hideki Matsui was on the A's last year. His nickname is "Godzilla." He just hit a home run, and the A's fans are pantomiming Godzilla wrecking shit.
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>>2644228
I was surprised people were offended by that scene. I didn't think people got upset over nerd stereotypes.
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>>2644240
Probably, but we should welcome them to the fold. What happened to that other chem-anon who was doing gradwork on superfluid helium creep?

That shit was rad.
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>>2644258
I think he was working on Xenon though
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>>2644263
What's wrong with Pinkie?
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>>2644250
em el pee gee you say?
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>>2644257
>no one got upset by that muscle guy from HCFS
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>>2644200
I ate most of it, I shared with some friends though. It took about a week
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>>2644286
Why is ice so inherently comical?
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>>2644257
It's not so much the stereotype as it is portraying Rarity blatantly using her looks to take advantage of someone in a positive light.
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>>2644240
would you prefer it be an art history majors?
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>>2644270
>trying to make superfluid Xenon

Oh SHIT that's badass.

I wish I was a scientist, food service work is okay but it's not what I really wanted.
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>>2644243
>soul drain
>soul drain everywhere

Who's going to clean up that mess?
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>>2644290
Did you deep throat the worm?
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>>2644289
>bioware fan
>Implying BioWare has released anything good since Baldur's Gate II
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>>2644303
Real chemist here. I took a lot of art history as an undergrad.

Good stuff.
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>>2644317
That´s the joke anon he is eating shit.
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>>2644321
how the hell did you become a chemist with a degree in art history?
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>>2644317
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>>2644322
Oh, I thought s/he was puking through a tube or something.
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>>2644317
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>>2644346
TWILY
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Rainbow Dash is now blind. She lives in your house and you help her around with a leash and collar.
How do you feel about this?
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here's a classic
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>>2644380
I dont even know that bitch so Im going to send her with Flutterhy or something.
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>>2644346
Can someone share that john pasta edited into Shiny Arm version?
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>>2644380
My white knight instinct kick in hard.
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>>2644380
So I can do whatever I want with her? I'm fine with this.
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>>2644401
No
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>>2644389
I like this
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>>2644389
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>>2644312
Of course
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>>2644353
Too subtle.
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>>2644357
>Eating BioWare's piss-soaked dirt
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>>2644389
Tfw they never show reruns of those old episode of the Simpsons

So I guess I have to get a DVD now that they just showing new episode of the Simpsons, huh.

>>2644380
What this faggot said.
>>2644414

Also, gem eyes if they canon.
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>>2644453
>call of duty last boss
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>>2644429
>how to solve sudoku.png
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>>2644452
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>>2644451
What an adorable horse.
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And don't ever forget it
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>>2644470
PFHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH Orgua
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>>2644487
I wonder if someone will ever write a biography about 4chan.

I bet someone is plotting this very moment to write a book about bronies_________ ___ _________ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ __ __ _
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>>2644474
It's so adorable.
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What the hell is up with the spamming we're getting?
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>>2644487
In a world where the strong rule...
Some cry
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>>2644470

>Cloudball
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>>2644512
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>>2644514
SPIDERS ARE NOT ADORABLE
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daily reminder manlets
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>>2644517
I have to agree

it's kinda out of hand right now
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>>2644522
THAT'S RIGHT. THEY'RE NOT ADORABLE. THEY'RE BROS!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLJuuHqKCCc
Daily dose.
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>>2644522
Just as everyting else.
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>>2644512
>I wonder if someone will ever write a biography about 4chan.
Someone should write "The death of a king - The /v/ story"
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>>2644529
You read that comic with too many wordtaht link to those comic, didn't you?
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>>2644517
filenames so funnae
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>>2644539
>not Peckish Pony
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>>2644522
Why not?
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>>2644562
>Unicorn
>Not pegasus
You can fuck right off
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Re-posting for those interested.

We'll likely start around July 1st.

Also, new MLPG blog site: http://mlpgn.blogspot.nl/
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>>2644522
>implying
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>>2644582
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH
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>>2644561
So, the MLP fandom ends not with a bang, but with a butt?
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>>2644579
There are good pegasi?
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>>2644380
stop following that shitty tumblr
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>>2644610
The shit? Aren't Applejack's normally the best?
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>>2644610
>I have never eaten a fruit or vegetable in my life.
>So I will play Apple Pony.
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>>2644582
Count me in Leth. You know what I do.
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>>2644621
This one's pretty good
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>>2644636
Exception that proves the rule.
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>>2644630
stop telling me what to do you fatty fat fat fat
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Guys, pony is being bad! What is her punishment?
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DID I HEAR PEGASI
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>>2644621
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>>2644621
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>>2644659
Just tell her she's bloody useless.
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>>2644659
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Drawfags! Are you a bad enough dude to Draw (human) twilight practicing necromancy
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>>2644634
where the fuck the floor is even supposed to be

where the gravity at
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>>2644661
what a shitty useless pegasus you posted there
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>>2644621
I like the way she is happy.
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>>2644659
She has to spend 4 hours on MLPG.
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>>2644680
I'm going to ignore the human bit and just draw necromancer Twilight.
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>>2644582
I miss PHN
He was cool
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>>2644679
But what if she likes to eat shit like Rarity?
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>>2644659
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>>2644683
How about I slap your shit?
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>>2644694
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>>2644674
Wow, having a colored cornea is that much cuter.
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>>2644698
>rarity
>likes to eat shit
No way, the one totally into scat is Twilight.
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>>2644674
Twins.
Twins?

TWIIIIIIINS
WE NEED MORE TWINS
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>>2644709
Twilight the lich.
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>>2644699
>>2644679
I love you guys
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>>2644701
Is this XNA?
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>>2644694
well the human part was just optional

>>2644709
I am seriously hoping this was done before hand. Otherwise you're too fast. Gotta install speed bumps on MLPG
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>>2644700
hell, even 2.3 pony has done more productive things than her.
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>>2644732
I like Pinkie's sisters better
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>>2644766
My negro
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>>2644709
Like how you were smart enough to remember the placement of teeth on a horse's skull.
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>>2644310
>>2644709
Are these the only necromancer Twilight pictures we have?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=KUdiCqDVUxI
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>>2644789
Someone post the original.
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>>2644754
It's a random pic I had before.
I wish I could draw...
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>>2644793
>843 likes
>301 views
how the fuck does youtube work?
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>>2644793
A video about cooking spaghetti.
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>>2644821
Twily pls go
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>>2644825
How new are you to the internet?
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>>2644821
I've never felt this way before.
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>>2644825
The views switch updating instantly to updating every few hours when they hit 301.
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>>2644821
4chan ate my post
>>2644791
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>>2644825
Caches take time to update
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>>2644857
YES I SWEAR
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>>2644793
I laughed. The ending was lame and those credits were... amusing.
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>>2644866
>>2644869
thank you
>>2644849
fuck you
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>>2644793
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
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>>2644793
i couldent make it past slut nigger pie
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>>2644789
why isn't this lyra

this should be lyra
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>>2644793
>rainbow dash hair
I didn't know I had an auto-nope option. But I do apparently.
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>>2644793
Stuff like this shouldn't exist at all.
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>>2644793
Some parts made me laugh but the rest is just cringeworthy
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>>2644793
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>>2644901
I have this attitiude towards few things.
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>>2644674
>>2644666
I like Pegasus episode so much
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>>2644793
Every day it seems the pony fandom turns more and more into the furry fandom. A bunch of people acting stupid, childish and immature, and yet demand the same respect as adults.
And it terrifies and embarrasses me.
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>>2644793
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>>2644695
Truly her art is incomparable.
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>>2644793
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R U READY FOR SUM BRONIES?!?!?!?

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/brony-song.html
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>>2644724
Nah Twilight only goes as far as farting on someone. Fluttershy is the one who's into scat.
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>>2644916
>faggotry was invented by furfags
By the way, ponies were furry since day one, and turning the fandom into one enormous hugbox couldn't help at all.
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>>2644793
>fat guy complaining about shirt sizes.
but bronies are all fat autistic neckbeards. the smallest size should be XXL
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>>2644927
>her
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>>2644931
>size 10
Im not.
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>>2644931
You are TOO slow!
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>>2644931
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>pegasister
Out of all the things this makes me rage the most
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>>2644951
>>2644962
>Nanaki
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>>2644954
Probably because the show was designed for little girls in the first place.

I mean holy fuck, being a girl here doesn't make you special in the least.
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>>2644969
>Implying
My vagina grant me three wishes.
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>>2644793
did they really have to defile the one of the few things that made the wedding episodes good?
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>>2644969
BUT BEING AN ADULT FAN OF MUH LITEL PONY DOES XD
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>>2644969
Also bro is gender neutral
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>>2644972
...
If I buy a vagina from a doctor will it grant me three wishes?
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>>2644984
Nope that´s not a natural vagina.
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>>2644984
Yes but the only wish that it'll grant is "Make me like Yamino"
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>>2644988
>>2644993
What about transplants?
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>that show discussion in the last thread
Holy shit you people are terrible. That was the worst discussion of anything I've ever seen on the internet, ever. A COMMUNITY OF EXTREMELY PISSED OFF LOW FUNCTIONING AUTIST COULD HAVE A MORE CIVILIZED CONVERSATION ABOUT THE SHOW THAN YOU FUCKERS.
Fuck this board, it was the death of us. Why you didn't just get the fuck off this site is beyond me.
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I watched that video and I sincerely don't think I have the capacity to rage at all anymore. It's either approval or apathy.
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>>2644938
Shes very sensitive about her gender
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>>2645004
I just got here
What did I miss?
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>>2645001
>What about transplants?

This >>2644993
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>>2645004
What.
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>>2644793
>people actually using pegasister seriously
>its not a joke
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>>2644793
At least that derpy part was kinda cute. its a shame she was more than likely told to say that and doesnt really like her.
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>>2645014
Fuck...
Can I use the wishes of another woman?
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>>2645004
Oh hey hello!
You may have forgotten where we are!

Please read the rules of the /b/read and be on your way
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>>2645029
Another woman can give you a vagina with her three wishes but we are greedy
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>>2645004
but then why are you here?
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>>2644793
>fat neckbeard complaining that there are no shirts in his size
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>>2645029
Doubt it. Most women will have blown all of their wishes by the time they're out of grade school, unfortunately, and those that don't are miserly bitches with them.
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>>2645004
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>>2645004
chill bro

this is the current horse
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>>2645035
Can a woman give me PINKIE PIE with her wish?
I'll do something nice for her...
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>>2645045
You're right, you're right. I'm calm now.
I apologize.
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>>2645046
Maybe but remember the rules you cant force love.
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>yfw /mlp/ was being accelspammed
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Bugfags assemble.
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>>2645046
>Wish for Pinkie.
>Woman doubles over in pain as Pinkie squirms free from her vagina, covered in slime.
>"HIYA, ANON! YOU FINALLY GOT ME! GIMME A HUG!"
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>>2645035
>>2645042
Fucking greedy bitches.
All I want is to get a Rarity.
IS IT TO MUCH?
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>>2645066
Whatcha need
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>>2645060
Well, of course. But she'd certainly be my friend. And I can masturbate while she's sleep-cuddling me.
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Post some TWILY?
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>>2645004
But we weren't even discussing the show last thread, we were bitching about drawfags and contributors
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>>2645062
hi again
is this danooct's
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>>2645089
TWILY
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>>2645062
>Rainbow Dash and Strong Bad as Dangeresque teaming up to fight crime
Imagine the possibilities.
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>>2645083
Does anyone else think changelings look decidedly unsexy compared to Chrysalis?
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>>2645095
YES?
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>>2645098
Well yeah, but they aren't meant to be sultry, just intimidating.
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>tfw you wake up covered in eggheads
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>>2644793
>I'm straight but my family thinks I'm gay
I have no words... I hate these people so much.
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>>2645089
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>>2645066
we're already here.
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>>2645066
None of you deserve real ponies. You'd only hurt them. Give yourself to your queen. You'll feel so much better.
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>>2645116
This fucking face.
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>>2645089
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>>2645093
Go back and read the whole thing.
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>>2645119
I'd rather die defending my waifu then join Bugpone
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>>2645119
Someone say REAL ponies?!
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>>2645121
>am I kawaii leth senpai
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>>2645126
>>2645119
I wonder how many times we're going to walk this same, tired path.
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>>2645136
Don't forget

Neverending wheel of fate
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>>2645126
>Then
But, anon, your waifu would be disgusted by you. You're a giant ape thing, and your species has done more evil than your waifu would know how to handle.
Your waifu couldn't love you. The bug is your destiny.
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>>2645136
FUCK YOU, GIVE ME SOMETHING BETTER TO DO.
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>>2645142
You never like that word, do you?
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>>2645142
Please, that wretch isn't even fit to serve.
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Which pony likes rap music the most?
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>>2645142
So?
If I join them she'll use me to kill ponies.
I don't want her love. I want her to be happy. I want the ponies be happy.Fuck the bug bitch. They suck anyway.
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>>2645065
What? Really?

I haven't seen Accelespammer for a long time.
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>>2645150
I know this is fake.
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>>2645161
All will have purpose in the hive. He just needs to get over his silly little horse.
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>>2645150
unf
obviously fake, but I wish it wasn't
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>>2645166
Well, it wasn't Spammer-kun, but the same script.
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>>2645165
Why would she possibly want ponies dead?
Do you even watch the show? She didn't try to kill anyone. She just wants to mind-control them and feed off their love. Is that so bad?
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>>2645113
>tfw you wake up covered in a dozen tiny twilights
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>>2645165
>kill ponies

You really know nothing about her. Maybe that's why you're so vehemently against it.
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>>2645188
Oh.
I'm sad now.
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>>2645163
Twilight
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>>2645194
That would probably be the best morning of my life..
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Reminder:
Even if you got into Equestria and had a chance with your waifu you would never be able to satisfy her.
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>>2645134
>>2645121
>tfw someone saved that and the filename
heh
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>>2645205
I've got two arms, nigger.
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>>2645205
but i have an arm
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>>2645205
>It was bigger than my body and head.
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>>2645198
>>2645190
Okay do horrible things to ponies, enslave them and later force them to love her against their will.
Still wouldn't join her
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>>2645205
Good thing I'd be too interested in the Everfree to care.
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>>2645198
Maybe he should just GET to know her...
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>>2645174
Can my purpose in the hive be "burn it to the ground"?
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>>2645194
>you will never wake up to find a dozen tiny Rarities saying "darling" in unison and trying to emasculate you
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>>2645200
Yeah, but if he actually spammed Accelerator I'd be nostalgic as fuck.
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>>2645214
She can take it.
She has a lot of experience from being a SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUR
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darth wolfanis 06/18/12(Mon)12:14 No.2643918
ummm op this is 4chan. the real pony places online still love and tolerate, this place is all full of self hating dick tards tho. basicly what im saying is 4chan is best taken while lurking and never posting less you become one of them, just laugh at their stupidity for a minute and move to another site, a real brony site, as for furries yeah im one what of it? i still love and tolerate op so if you get this, im glad to see im not the only one
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>>2645219
You wouldn't have a choice.
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>>2645205
You can satisfy a real mare with your arm. You can shove an entirety of it, feeling her cervix and those soft fleshy walls, emulating stallion's horsecock very nicely. Do you think the same can't be done to a pony?
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>>2645247
>Bitch doesn't know of my Sudoku
Let her try capture me alive
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>>2645247
/tg/ here. Please continue
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>>2645242
> love and tolerate
so he is still a rapist?
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>>2645260
>internal clitoris
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>>2645260
Isn't it also possible to satisfy a real mare with your tiny human cock?
A little pony should be no problem at all.
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>>2645271
That pone lost control of its life.
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>>2645264
mlpg here. Give something back every once in a while.
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>>2645283
It is.
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>>2645275
Something wrong with it? I thought they are better than external.
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You are suddenly transported into the very heart of the Everfree forest, along with everything in the room you currently occupy. (other people and animals in the room excluded)

What is your plan? Do you simply build your hermitage and try to survive? Do you explore forth into the dangerous world of pony? Can you even make it to ponyville?
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>>2645204
>Once you're awake they all gather upon your chest and stomach, staring you down as they in unison scold you for sleeping in.
>You look over at your clock and it's only five minutes past when you were supposed to be awake.
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Is it wrong of me to say that I honestly think Chrysalis is the most physically beautiful creature in the show?
I still love mai waifu, but that bug thing has potential.
Couldn't she be reformed to the side of good? She can't help what she is.
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>>2645300
>read that as "look over at your cock"
>was expecting tiny sexy twilight time
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>>2645299
Well, I guess first I'd ration out the fried chicken and grape nuts and water on my desk, and then after that was gone I'd probably starve to death.
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>>2645299
Try to find my way out and im very sneaky.
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>>2645299
I'd definitely head to Ponyville, but I don't have anything in this room that could help me on the way.
I guess a lighter is the most useful thing in this room.
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>>2645299
>library of books
>computers
>vidya
>batteries
>generator
>clothes
>canned food
>blankets
>flares

I could live okay for a few days. Hopefully I'm not too far from help.
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>>2645299
I'd actually think I could make it to Ponyville.
The problem is do ponies hate humans.
Like what if humans are some kind of evil fantasy creatures to them?
They'd probably ry to kill me the first chance they have.
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>>2645312
Nah man it's tiny cute Twilight time
tiny sexy time is with Rarity
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>>2645205
>the only reason Fluttershy goes with Rarity to spa every week is to hear stories from her about taking enormour stallion cocks and being smeared all over her body with semen
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>>2645334
They wouldn't try to KILL you. They haven't tried to kill anything.
They'd probably fear you and/or try to imprison you, but you could convince them that you aren't dangerous.
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>>2645299
Build a temporary shelter, find running water, build permanent shelter.

Room is filled to the brim with an assortment of knives and rifles, along with a handgun and boxes of ammunition.
No food or water though. That would be top priority.
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> pegasister
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>>2645310
Nothing wrong with it at all. She's got all the makings of true beauty, plus the sleek, dark package that her only real competition (Celestia) can't fulfill.

As for redemption, it depends on who you ask. There was clamor for some of that early on, and I would wager there is still demand for it, but most proper bugfags appreciate her from the black-hearted, naturally evil minx she is.
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>>2645062
Where is this picture from?
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>>2645334
Then try to make first contact with Fluttershy.
Pretend to be hurt near her house.
She'll take you in and take care for you and would also put a nice word for you if you are discovered.
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>>2645310
She is pure evil. She can't be "reformed". Your waifu has already fallen.
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>>2645348
Oh yeah, I'd also
>explore

The Everfree sounds cool as fuck.
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>>2645356
>fallen
She never was good in the first place.
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>>2645355
>Easy mode
FUCK THAT WALK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE TOWN HEAD ON. SHOW THEM WHO'S THE BOSS.
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>>2645299
>>2645299
>Several shitty swords
>two nice machetes
>a spear
>computer and vidya
>backback to carry them for LAN parties and shit
>a compass (i don't know were it came from, but it's hanging on my wall)
>a baseball bat
>lots of rpg books
Huh...I'm not sure how I'd do, but I would at least feel confident
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>>2645352
I don't know...
Chrysalis is the first character on the show to make me question my waifufaggotry.
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>>2645356
If every Baldur's Gate 2 mod ever taught me anything, it's that any evil character is just some tender lovin' away from becoming good or neutral.
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>>2645367
How can you say that about the pony you love?
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I WAS THIS FUCKING CLOSE.
AND I FUCKING CHICKENED OUT AT THE LAST SECOND AND RAN.

WHY AM I SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY
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>>2645374
You aren't alone. You'd be surprised how many of us were claimed by her that day.

Most of us were Pinkiefags before.
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>>2645382
Because he is a faggot and doesn't deserved her in the first place.
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>>2645382
>love
I love no one.
I just thought they had Chrysalis in mind.
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>>2645370
>Run towards the town.
>Rainbow sees you
>hit you in the head with her hooves at full speed
You're already dead
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>>2645373
What about your fedoras and finglerless gloves? Surely those would come in handy.
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>>2645376
Well, someone here needs to volunteer to give it to her.
Show of hands?
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>>2645373
The question is; would the compass even work in Equestria?
Who knows what magic shit goes down.
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>>2645299
>Have an entire chem lab transported with me into the everfree forest

Well at least I'll have medicine and fire. And drugs.

I could probably make a bunch of nitroglycerin and create a big enough explosion that Celestia sends the mane 6 to see what happened, so I could be rescued.
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>go out to the front page for the first time
>our discussion is right there for all the bronies to see
Isn't this scary to anyone else?
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>>2645399
I don't even care
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>>2645391
that's silly anon.
you're silly
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>>2645393
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>>2645399
Not really. If anything, they hate us, a lot.
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>>2645386
ARG!! I AM TOO! BUT I DON'T THINK I'VE FALLEN! I JUST THINK SHE'S REALLY PRETTY AND COOL AND she caters to some of my extremely dominant fetishes BUT I CAN'T BETRAY THE MOST INNOCENT PONE!
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>>2645399
Nope, once we slutporn donkey anuses we normally scare them away
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>>2645399
We passed the bump limit some time ago, so we are going submarine mode now. Besides, they probably just scroll it over like always. I hope. Wait, there is no hope.
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>>2645393
Ooh! Me! Me!
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>>2645094
yes it is
but I guess he kinda ragequit the forums
and I can't find the fucking sonic 3d blast ftm
aaaaaaaa
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>>2645393
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>>2645407
Yessss.... My plan worked perfectly!
S-s-show me some more hahahaaandssssss!
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>>2645407
>>2645419
STOP
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>>2645393
i volunteer
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>>2645409
Good.
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>>2645399
>a lot of them like the song
There are no heroes left in man
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>>2645393
Sure.
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>>2645427
lyra pls go you dont even have a name
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>>2645427
>>2645425
I wonder if Lyra likes Chrysalis like we do...
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>>2645411
Tell you what, you can think of it like this. Pinkie's still your waifu, but Chrysalis is your mistress.
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>>2645438
>Pass the controller
Pfffft
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>>2645299
Aside from all sorts of various bedroom items i have a compass and a gallon of water. Ponyville would be something like south or south east from the center of the forest right? Just start heading that way until i find it. Im sure i could make some sort of weapon out of items in my room, and throw anything else i deem necessary into a backpack
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>>2645385
How do I get over my anxiety so I can finally ask this girl out, MLPG? I was three feet away from her and fucking ran.
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>>2645443
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>>2645438
>gaping holes

Nice try, Chrys. You aren't fooling anyone.
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>>2645442
>mistress
You don't have a waifu.
The moment you abandoned her you lost her forever.
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>>2645442
May god have mercy on my soul.
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>>2645453
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>>2645451
Have a beer or two first.
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>>2645451
>>>/adv/
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>>2645441
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>>2645451
>asking a girl out

What the fuck? Don't.
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Hey, bro, pass your waifu over here.
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>>2645480
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2645480
FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOUFU
CKYOUFUCKYOU
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>think life can't get worse
>Crohn's Disease

Can't we please get some happy ponies?
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so

uh

once the ice cubes are in my ass, what do i do?
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>>2645480
Sure thing bro
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>>2645461
Mercy? He wants mercy. Hah.

You have a lot to learn, anon.
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>>2645480
JOKES ON YOU MY WAIFU IS ORANGE
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>>2645491
squeeze
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>>2645472

I love those visible bones so much.
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>>2645490
What is that?
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>>2645456
Chrysalis has my dick, but Pinkie has my heart.
I've dreamed of Pinkie twice, and one of those times, I woke up crying because I had to leave Equestria and go back to earth and she was hugging me and crying and telling me that I didn't have to go and imafaget.
I haven't dreamed of Chrysalis.
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>>2645480
Wash your hands first. Preferably with fire.
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>>2645490
My sax instructor had that.
So maybe it gives you good jazz skills.
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>>2645490
"You are more likely to get this disease if you:

Have a family history of Crohn's disease

Are Jewish

Smoke"

sucks to be jew
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>>2645505
>Crohn's disease, also known as regional enteritis, is a type of inflammatory bowel disease that may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, causing a wide variety of symptoms. It primarily causes abdominal pain, diarrhea (which may be bloody if inflammation is at its worst), vomiting (can be continuous), or weight loss

Sounds pretty uncomfortable
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>>2645491
Slide a finger up there.
Realize how cold it is.
Think about how you can't even tell once they're inside.
Search google to see how safe that was.
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>>2645505
>Crohn's disease, also known as regional enteritis, is a type of inflammatory bowel disease that may affect any part of the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus, causing a wide variety of symptoms. It primarily causes abdominal pain, diarrhea (which may be bloody if inflammation is at its worst), vomiting (can be continuous), or weight loss,[1][2][3] but may also cause complications outside the gastrointestinal tract such as skin rashes, arthritis, inflammation of the eye, tiredness, and lack of concentration.[1] Crohn's disease is caused by interactions between environmental, immunological and bacterial factors in genetically susceptible individuals.[4][5][6] This results in a chronic inflammatory disorder, in which the body's immune system attacks the gastrointestinal tract possibly directed at microbial antigens

Learn to wiki.

>>2645490
Sure, here a pony for you.
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>>2645499
>applejack is actually a white pone covered in cheeto dust
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>>2645299
>two bookshelves of books
>money
>vidya
>laptop
>pencils and paper (take notes?)
>camera (pictures of all da pones)
Useful shit
>batteries
>several (empty) water bottles
>large assortment of knives
>lighters and swedish fire steel
>Medication
>flashlight
>blankets
>clothes
>several backpacks
I think my only problem would be food and maybe water if I can't find a source to fill those bottles. I may need to build a shelter but I do have those blankets and I've got some kind of defense.
I'm still probably fucked either way so PONYVILLE OR BUST
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>>2645523
>the gastrointestinal tract from mouth to anus
so it's a human centipede thing?
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How is she so perfect, /co/?
I could never leave Rarity, least of all for some oriental slut, but...
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>>2645512
Still don't deserve her.
You failed her anon. Broke her heart. She trusted you and you betrayed her.
You're allowed to question yourself sometimes anon but to actually do it, to actually make her suffer? You are a monster
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>>2645533
Kill yourself.
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>>2645524
BUT SHE IS THE LEAST MAINSTREAM WAIFU

SHE SHOULD BE ORANGE THE LEAST OF OTHER PONIES

FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>2645490
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>>2645480
Even if your hands were clean I don't want your gross alien finger bulbs touching my waifu.
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>>2645533
YAKISOBA
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>>2645540
No.
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Would you brush her mane while she hums sweetly?
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>>2645524
0/100000000000000000
WOULD NOT CUDDLE OR EVEN SAY HELLO.
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>>2645553
Derpy is a very ugly pony.
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>>2645535
She's just a piece of bugmeat to fuck, his heart still stays by Her. Stop making that poor anon feel awful.
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>>2645533
Hoppip really converted you to that show, did she?

She maybe a failure but she is a girl of luck. In other words, she would bring you luck like you never knew you have.
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>>2645535
Am I still safe if I almost betrayed her but kept strong and remained loyal in the end?
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>>2645561
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>>2645524
That would just smell awful.
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>>2645567
no, your commitment to her must be unfaltering
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>>2645512
>yfw next time you dream of her, mid-hug she will be consumed in green fire and replaced with your Queen.
It will be the wildest night you've ever had, and she'll promise you more in the coming days.
But you'll never dream of Pinkie again.
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>>2645553
Don't you just want to hug those horses?
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>>2645535
NO! I would never make her suffer! I can still love Pinkie! With all my heart! I WAS UNDER MIND CONTROL, DAMMIT!
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>>2645558
If her mane was even brushable. It looks kinda membranous. Maybe I could wax her carapace instead.
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>>2645599
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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What would you do if a pone caught you fapping?
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>>2645587
>I WAS UNDER MIND CONTROL, DAMMIT!
>love not conquering all
do you even deus ex machina?
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>>2645599
>Implying Ross won't post his stuff somewhere else now
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>>2645606
Depends on the pone.
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>>2645606
Dissapear into puff of logic, since that's not going to happen ever.
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>>2645561
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>>2645599
And if you needed another concrete reason to never leave the boat...
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>>2645606
Ask if she wanted to join.
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>>2645606
give her the dick
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>>2645606
Continue
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>>2645580
Oh, christ. I know it's just a dream, but I would probably actually feel bad about that in real life.
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>>2645587
DAMN LIES AND YOU KNOW IT!
Stop lying to yourself anon. Accept it. You don't deserve her if you actually betrayed her.
You failed.
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>>2645599
Ironically that is a true statement

Ross LOVES to delete his previous works in fits

The place with the largest assortedRoss Irving artwork is actually this general, becuasse it archives everything
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>>2645606
ask for a hoof
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>>2645606
I would stop and apologize to the pony that caught me.
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>>2645620
>It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!
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>>2645599
Doesn't Ross get super pissed off if his shit is posted on ponibooru? because he thinks somehow he's going to have a real career, and somehow ponies are worse than all the other furry fat fetish stuff he draws
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>>2645599
It's sad, but ponibooru was the only place where people would actually leave comments on my drawings.

Guess I'll have to start a proper gallery now.
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>>2645599
>People in his Fimchan thead literally tripping over themselves to suck his dick

>He'd rather stay here
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>>2645614
thats a very fluffy pony
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>>2645567
Depends on the situation anon. But if you didn't betray her trust there's still hope.
Who was it?
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>>2645647
> because he thinks somehow he's going to have a real career
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>>2645648
If it was any other pony but Trixie, I'd feel bad for her.
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>>2645669
He's just a kid drawing his fetish. Don't worry, he'll never amount to anything.
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>>2645623
It's not meant to be a good feel, anon. You've faltered. It's a punishment. But don't worry. Chrysalis will always be there for you.
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>>2645625
You guys are so mean... If anything, you're only strengthening my love for Pinkie.
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>>2645648
To be honest, Trixies doesn't deserve that at all.
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>>2645657
Yeah, I was only just starting to get some positive feedback
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>>2645682
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>>2645657
>Proper gallery
Pffffthahahahahah
Oh Ross, you card.
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>>2645661
They're usually very furry, but at horse shows they tend to shave down to the skin.
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>>2645659
Actually this was from inflatechan.
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>>2645685
yes she does
she was a boring one-dimensional pony without nuance
the flim-flam brothers and iron will were much deeper characters
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>>2645668
...
hobo pone
IT WAS ANON'S FAULT. HE KEPT PUSHING IT. MAKE THE SITUATION HARDER AND HARDER.
I refused...but for this I lost her forever.
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>>2645679
He's a kid?
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>>2645679
I know. How the fuck does he expect to actually get a career if an employer can literally just google Ross Irving and see all of his furry fat fetish shit?
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>>2645682
Don't tell Her. If She knew I was subverting her will...
I don't want to think about it.
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>>2645681
Maybe Pinkie deserves better than me...
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>>2645685
yeah, i dont particularly like her but i think she got enough of her comeuppance in that episode.
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>>2645713
I would wager that's a pseudonym.
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>>2645713
He doesn't.

He'll spend the rest of his life collecting disability checks from the government.
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>>2645716
>maybe
Certainly.
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>>2645669
Yeah, I know.
That's why he always all, "I'm pursuing a BFA so I'm better than all of you. See you in the pictures, losers!" He's under the impression that he's going to be a real cartoonist.
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>>2645679
He really seems to be modeling himself on John K.
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>>2645710
Acts like one. Lashes out like one. He must be.
>>2645713
He's a moron for using his real name.
>>2645722
You already lost your wager.
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>>2645706
Oh, wow, man.... That's awful. That's worse than betraying Pinkie. How could you?
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>>2645731
He's the bastard offspring of Rob Liefeld and John K. He takes the worst qualities of both. In other words: He's an asshole with no talent.
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>>2645695
...I'm not Ross. His refusal to allow himself to be filtered does make things confusing, though.
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>>2645682
To late for that now anon. Your love for hers should have been strong enough for you not to cheat on her.
She left you anon. She left you while being in tears. She may never love again because she's afraid she'll be betrayed again.
All this because of you. I hope it makes you happy.
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>>2645716
She deserves better than any of us.
I'm only glad there's someone out there to pick up the pieces. To comfort me in that realization. Someone to love.
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>>2645731
Maybe the current John K that doesn't have a career.

In the animation industry, you have to know people. You have to have people skills.

He'll never get anywhere.
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>>2645745
He doesn't need talent, he has S-7.
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>>2645737
Wheres the picture ross posted of himself

I know it exsists because GG put him on the coals for it
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>>2645713
It's not as much of a problem as you'd think. I mean, look at Jolly Jack.
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>>2645714
>Bugfags guilty about losing their waifus secretly strengthen the love of anons on the brink of losing theirs.
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>>2645606
Well here it goes...


Twilight: "A-anon? What are you doing? Is this normal for humans? Why are you blushing!? Wait! Come back! I just want to take notes!"

Pinkie Pie: She'd go on a five minute rant about walking in on the Cakes once doing something similar. You'd be too stunned to say anything, but your dick would be properly frosted with a bow and three balloons tied to it when she leaves. There's something strange about that frosting, you'd note, and the tingling feeling it leaves behind.

Rarity: She'd get offended once she realized. But later insist that if you were to ever do "such a vile and contemptuous act" again, that she would insist that you let her show you how to do it "with poise".

Fluttershy: Fainting goat. Angel laughs.

Rainbow Dash: You're not entirely sure what happened, but you wake up at the local doctors being treated for friction burns. Rainbow dash now pops into your place at all times at night, and is disappointed if you're doing things that don't involve your pants being down.

Applejack: "Aw shucks, Anon. Don' be so embarrassed. It's perfectly natural t'do. Heck ah do it m'self when the farm gets lonely." then she realizes what she just said and quickly goes back to bucking before she can make an ass of herself

Celestia: Just walks away, but you notice the town guard giggling or whispering as you pass
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>>2645757
He doesn't have people skills or talent. I'm actually really sorry for him.
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>>2645768
> I just want to take notes!"
OH twily.
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>>2645745
What's worse is that in the draw threads on /co/ Ross likened himself to Quentin Blake, the artist that has drawn those cool images for every Roald Dahl novel.
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>>2645704
>flim-flam brothers
>iron will
>deeper than Trixie
You must be joking.
>Trixie: a traveling unicorn who's skilled at stage magic and likes to boast, but really is insecure and weak and needs the attention of others to make her feel better about herself
>Flim-Flam Brothers: some assholes with a machine and singing talent.
>Iron Will: LOOK I'M A MR. T PARODY AM I FUNNY YET
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>>2645737
Is there any proof that it's his real name?
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>>2645749
Pinkie would understand that this is an evil changeling queen who charmed and tricked me!
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>>2645772
>I'm actually really sorry for him

I'd feel sorry for him if he acted like a human being
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>>2645783
He's claimed that it's not his real name which it very well might not be but who knows? Ross is crazy..
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>>2645790
I feel sorry for him because I know pity probably hurts more than ire.
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>>2645768

I love you, never stop doing these.
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>>2645768
What about Luna?
Lyra?
Bonbon?
Gilda?

Don't leave me hanging here.
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>>2645781
>is insecure and weak and needs the attention of others to make her feel better about herself
>fanon
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>>2645738
Me and Rarity took her in. Gave her a home. A chance to a new life. I loved her but not in that way.
My heart belongs to Rarity. Hobo pone deserves someone better than me. Someone who would truly love her. A life with me would only be full of sadness man.

I told her that if she needs help I'm always there or her but not in that.
It's not my fault she didn't understand that. It's not my fault she left.
I'M SORRY OKAY? I WANTED TO HELP HER BUT MY HEART IS ONLY FOR RARITY!
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>>2645781
>but really is insecure and weak and needs the attention of others to make her feel better about herself
we are talking about canon here Seth
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>>2645781
>Trixie: HURR I'M AN ENTERTANUR
>Flim Flam brothers: Brilliant businessmen and engineers who travel the land to make contracts with apple families
>Iron Will: Good guy who wants ponies to be confident, misunderstood by the main 6
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>>2645815
Most attention seeking types are deeply insecure.

It's sort of reasonable to expect a form of fanon to spring up revolving around that fact.
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>>2645815
Well, the weak part is canon, but yeah, the rest is all fanwankery
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>>2645768
Keep going.
More ponies?
Side-character and Background ponies maybe?
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>>2645758
There's a new version of SAI coming out where the Stabilizer goes up to 14

It draws the lines for you.
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Can anypony find me somepony to love?
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>>2645781
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>>2645836
>It's sort of reasonable to expect a form of fanon to spring up revolving around that fact.

Quite reasonable, just not canon
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>>2645834
>main 6
you mean the slut and bugs bunny right?
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>>2645772
He does sort of have talent - it's just that it's talent at drawing extremely ugly and unattractive characters.
I guess if anyone ever needs an artist to draw ugly caricatures, he's the person for the job.
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>>2645772
>He doesn't have people skills or talent
I think Ross has talent but he squanders it. If his head wasn't so far shoved up his own ass I think he could be great.
inb4 I'm called Ross because that's the cool thing to do.
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>>2645834
that post just makes them sound equally one-dimensional
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>>2645827
Well, she's a rambler. She'll find someone else. Someone who can love her the way she wants. She's a very cute pone.
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>>2645856
Oh shit I'm sorry, yes
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>>2645781
seth pls go
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>>2645795
He really does seem to be delusional. And yet people area always trying to reason with him, in some strange belief that they may finally get through to him.
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>>2645856
Hahah, here we go.
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>>2645852
What else do hardcore fans of Trixie have, though?

They can't exactly rely on the show to feed them their insatiable lust for magician pony.
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>>2645847
>we are now talking about characters in the show
>thread derailed
fuck off
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>>2645716
>>2645728
>>2645750
>>2645764
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>>2645860
>I think Ross has talent

I used to think so too. Then I started learning how to draw and realized it was all just stabilizer.
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Would you hug it?
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>>2645864
Which they are. Trixie isn't deep and neither are the others. They're just more interesting in my >opinion
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>>2645811
Gilda:

>Looks at you with contempt
>"Let me show you how it's done, dweeb!"
>Whips out her own giant lioncock and rapes you in the ass until you cum
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>>2645860
I would chill and watch baseball with Ross.
As long as his art or the internet did not come up in conversation.
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>>2645889
No.
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>>2645876
like a better fucking pony
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>>2645860
The problem is he doesn't get better. He doesn't push himself in any way. He's still just drawing doodles in SAI with the stabilizer turned all the way up.

If he really is trying to become a real artist, he needs to learn how to draw naturalistic forms. But he can't do that and he refuses to try anything but fat cartoons, and so he'll never improve.
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>>2645894
>Lion dick
NO
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>>2645834
>Iron Will
>Good Guy
You are correct. Iron Will was a pretty cool guy, Fluttershy just took him the wrong way.
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>>2645811

Luna: Starts teasing you about it, but you find several interesting books from the canterlot royal library waiting on your doorstep in the morning, and the following night particularly stary

Lyra: She- OH FUCK! LET GO LET GO LET GO I JUST WANT TO FINISH!

Bonbon: Face goes beet red before running off. Probably would cause a bit of a scene if your place is near town.

Gilda: She'd start to laugh, but notice that you're "not bad for a dweeb" and join in. You're not sure why she has a picture of Rainbow Dash on her, but she gets really into it. You two become bros and trade porn.

I have no clue on the current bonbon fanon
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>>2645885
Well now I'm curious to see him draw something without the stabilizer. You think we could egg him on to do that?
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>>2645885
What do you mean?
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>>2645894
Anonymous, please go away. Stop ruining everything you touch.
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>>2645889
>mfw this is probably the size of an adult mare in MLP
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>>2645834
>Flim Flam brothers: Brilliant businessmen and engineers who travel the land to make contracts with apple families
There's not a damn thing brilliant about offering 75-25 to a farming family that's already struggling financially, and then threaten to take over their entire business.
Brilliant engineers, maybe, but definitely not business savvy.
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>>2645896
>watching baseball with Cardsfags
fuck 'em. They all let that "Hurr durr best fans in baseball" shit go to their heads. Cardsfags are just hicks from the worst parts of the midwest, anyways.
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>>2645925
They clearly wanted to haggle man.
you alwayse start high
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>>2645925
>has no idea how billionaires made their money
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>>2645909
>dat Luna

HNNGGG

She has secretly left a penis shaped constellation for you to spot.
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>>2645880
DAMN YOUR BLACK HEART, CHRYSALIS!
YOU HAVE DESTROYED ME!
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>>2645925
That's how it works, Anon
You want the other party to haggle the price down
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>>2645909
How about Trixie?
Maybe the twins? Not enough background on them to really make it work I guess.
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>>2645834
>>2645864
>>2645891
Trixie had more depth than the other three. I don't mind if you dislike her, she was pretty much written to be disliked, but she's at least two-dimensional in the show itself.
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>>2645919
Would you hug it?
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>>2645949
No she is not.
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>>2645911
You know those really smooth curves that Ross draws on all his figures?

That's mostly just the software.

That's pretty much why everybody who drew Ross's characters for him ended up drawing them better.
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>>2645909
>Luna
d'aww
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>>2645952
My sister owns a horse about this size. it's quite friendly and responds well to a hug so yes.

Only if that particular horse wasn't a cunt.
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>>2645954
Yes she is so
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>>2645942
>dick on a sky
made my day
sides:annihilated
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>>2645932
Royalsfag here.
Kinda agree.
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>>2645781
>Trixie fanon
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>>2645925
They seemed to be better businessmen than engineers, to me. Convincing the Apple Clan to take the bet they negotiated with the little idiot was brilliant, but they lost the bet because they pushed their equipment too hard.

I mean, they fucked up their product because they freaked out at the last minute.
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>>2645902
He rags on people better than him, then goes on to try and 'prove he can do it better'
And he can't.
He's hopeless. He's going to 're-design' his shitty designs for the third time and it's still going to be ass. Literally, he's proving that he's not changed for 2 years.
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where did the pony
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>>2645966
How so?
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>>2645949
no she is just a boastful liar. nothing gave the impression that she had anything going on for her other than that.
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>>2645894

>LION DICK
>Giant
All cats have tiny penises, even lions.
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>>2645952
Yes. It's a very cute horse.
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>>2645982
Pony is not real.
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>>2645956
NO SHUT UP IF IT'S THERE IT'S MEANT TO BE USED TO THE FULL EXTENT
DO YOU EVEN ART?
YOU DON'T?
WELL FUCK YOU YOUR OBJECTIVELY WRONG OPINION ON MY SUPERIOR DRAWING SKILLS DOESN'T EVEN MATTER.
-Ross in a nutshell
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>>2645956
Embarassing.
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Euro soon my fellow /sp/artans
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>>2645982
We are talking about Trixie right now.
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>>2645989

What about gryphons?
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>>2645972
I like it when they come to MMP and one of the players trips on the hill and then all of the cardsfags online start complaining about the stadium.

That's the only way I can get my jollies in baseball these days, anyways.
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>>2645999
Worst blue pony
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>>2645948
The twins? Flim Flam or Aloe and Lotus?

Trixie: "Hmph! Well I suppose with a pony as AMAZING as me around you just could not help yourself. It's okay, Anon, I understand." She leaves with a wink after giving you an autographed photo of herself. When did she even have time to take these kind of pictures?
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>>2646010
>leaves with a wink
Oh my
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>>2646003
>body of a lion

Work it out.
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>>2645995
Then he complains that no one gives him feedback on his drawings.
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>>2645978
Well, they are the only ones shown in the show to have a device to transport them on land, plus that whole >Cider machine thing.
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>>2645909
>Gilda

You know, I'm pretty ok with that.
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>>2645989
Gilda is not an actual lion, but a griffon.
And she is very well-endowed at that.
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>>2645998
>tfw boss changed internet provider some hours ago.
>tfw internet is too slow and can't watch streams
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>>2646010
You know....
I think Trixie is pretty and cute. And I would cherish an autographed photo of her.
>>
>Show discussion in between griffoncocks and Ross
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>>2646020
But Gilda has a cloaca
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>>2646010
Now do:
Mr and Mrs Cake
Spike
CMC
Big Macintosh
Granny Smith
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>>2646010
These twin I assume. Also, do Derpy.
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>>2646010
Sorry, I tend to forget there's more than one pair of twins.

Flitter and Cloudchaser.
>mfw I almost typed "Clitter"
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>>2646038
Nah, her hind quarters are lion, not bird.
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>>2645998
IT IS TIME

Chelsea face Wigan away in our opening game of the 2012/13 Premier League.
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>>2646051
What are lion vaginas like?
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>>2646040
>>2646041
Those two girls are my favorite twins in the show

So pretty...
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>>2646036
hey man ill take show discussion inbetween whatever i can get.
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>>2646058
like hallways
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>>2646039
Seconding these.
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>>2646058
You know, this is the only place on the internet where I'd expect a serious answer to that question in a timely manner.
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>>2646041
would clitter clue draw silly comics for ponies?
>>
There are four RAM slots on my mobo, do I have to put the news sticks in the same color slots? They alternate blue-green-blue-green.
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>>2646051
Her hind quarters are lion, her genitalia are bird.
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>>2646086
That's dumb
You're dumb
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>>2646091
That thing flying at you is dumb
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>>2646058
i dunno

cat dick is small and barbed
cat vagina is probably small and holy
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It seems the bugfags have scurried away to their holes with this talk of masturbation, Trixie, Gilda, and Ross.
Perhaps we've found a weakness.
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>>2646091
maybe, but it's hot
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>>2646052
Is the fixture already done? Gotta check out that! What match are you watching?
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>>2646033
No one thinks Trixie is pretty and cute.

Trixie being pretty and cute is objective fact.
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>>2646104
Would you a masturbating Ross drawing Trixie and Gilda?
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>>2646104

I have a feeling most bugfags are also Gildafags.
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>>2646104
HOW WOULD CHRYSALIS REACT TO CATCHING YOU MASTURBATING?
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Would you a Ross?
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>>2646080
Yeah. They work in pairs like that. So if you only have two sticks of ram, you'll want to do that, or if you're using all four, pair them off properly
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>>2646130
>love
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>>2646122
JACKPOT!
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>>2646122
Free her!
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>>2646117
way to go faggot you made littleapple cry
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>>2646022
What he means is, no one agrees with him because we don't share his deep understanding of art
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>>2646111
Croatia V Spain, you?
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>>2646135
>abatap
That faggot. If he used a pony instead of Neytiri a small country would went up in flames born of pure hatred.
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>>2646130
Laugh, call you a faggot, and walk away.
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>>2646140
Does anyone have the picture in that post?
She looks really cute in it.
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>>2646122
I would avert my eyes from her lady parts and free her in the hopes that we can live together in Canterlot forever after that.
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>>2646039
>the hell am I doing with my day?


The Cakes: Mrs. Cake sees it at once, eyes going wide and looking towards Mr Cake, who promptly covers it with his hat. "We have kids around, you know..." Mrs Cake later gives you a free cupcake.

Spike: Not entirely sure what you're doing. Despite being asked to leave, he's dangerously persistent. When you tell him to get out, he asks Twilight, which leads to her walking in on you mentioned earlier.

CMC: Also fairly ignorant...except Sweetie Bell who seems to know a bit too much on the subject. The other two would ask why and she mentions reading it in one of the books her sister hides under the bed. In the end half of Ponyville is wrecked and the image of your dick is plastered over the part that's left. "CUTIE MARK CRUSADER EROTIC NOVELISTS, YAY!!!" will be forever burned into your memories.

Big Mac: Looks at you dick, then looks at you. He nods and leaves. You swear he'd give you the thumbs up if only he had thumbs.

Granny Smith: She thinks, despite your best efforts to convince her otherwise, that you weren't thinking of her. The next week her behavior is very similar to Tree Trunks, trying to hit on you. This leads to applejack's horror and confusion.
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>>2646122
this pic reminds me
does anyone have that princess bitch gif where she's getting slammed by an invisible dick?
>>
I can't stop listening to electro-swing.

Fuck you MLPG
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>>2646122
Free her. Get glorious consensual princess-pony sex in return.
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>>2646149
I WOULD HUG ALL OF THE PONIES YOU ARE POSTING.
THEY ARE ALL VERY CUTE.
KEEP POSTING THEM.
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>>2646154
neigh neigh neigh neigh
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>>2646130
Honestly? She'd probably smirk and slink up in front of you, then stare into your eyes while she moved your hand away. You'd barely notice her horn glowing as she slid a leg-hole over your member.

You'd spend the next few minutes staring at this while she worked you.
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>>2646172
IT'S DANCE TIME >>2644162
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>last thread
...Jesus Christ, so much anger, and all of it was inherently wrong.
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>>2646154
0/10 you are just butthurt.

I left /tv/ because of him
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>PL dude starts streaming Red Alliance' RUSRUS)))) madcoms during the dunking at their jump bridge

my sides are falling off
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>>2646169
I'd masturbate back-to-back with Big Mac
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>>2646149
>would you huge a sand pony?
>huge
yes
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>>2646169
You're doing good, anon.
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>>2646169
DO CHRYSALIS!
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>>2646191
>MLPG has a "stop liking what I don't like" bitchfest
>This ruins an entire thread
>MLPG gets over the hat and moves on
>You bring it up again
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>>2646169
Oh god these are funny.

Now do:
Steven Magnet
NMM
Cadance
Shining Armour
Twilight's Mom
Zecora
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>>2645995
He seems to operate on the basis of "if it's meant to look like a formless blob, nobody can say I'm drawing it wrong".

Which is a neat way of avoiding criticism.
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>>2646151
Same, want to see some >TORRES
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>>2646188
I have masturbated to this GIF.
I really have lost Pinkie...
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>>2646181
K, pony flood inc.
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>>2646221
These these these
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>>2646235
HOPEFULLY HE WILL SCORE GOALS and get good for Chelsea's upcoming season.
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>>2646192
After summer 2010 he got better, I think. He was still a huge tool, but once he stopped trying to spam the board he became less of a nuisance and more of a mascot.

I mean, you could summon him at will. Kinda like Pacce.
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>>2646174
>>2646168
>>2646142
You are all good people, unlike the last time that question was posted.

>you unbound the alicorn
>she look at you in confusion as to why do did that
>if you waifu her, she would ask if she would her help out of the dungeon
>you would escort the alicorn out the dungeon but when you got out, she does not want to leave your side
>eventually, you let the alicorn come along with you in your travel
>you and the alicorn have many great adventures together, sharing loots and sharing the bed in the inn as she snuggle close to you
>whether you kept on going or find a place to settle, she was always there for you, for good or bad
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>>2646058
That's an interesting question. I've never seen any lion porn around - all zoophiles seem to be into horses or dogs.
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>>2646086
You really want to fuck a bird pussy, don't you?
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>>2646251
Horses and Dogs are easy to find, not to mention domesitcated.
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>>2646250
Awww... That's really nice. You're a kind anon.
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>>2646269
Albatross is the biggest avian creature on the planet, so that would be the best thing to fuck.
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>>2646251
Well, a lion would probably kill you. It's not like there's porn of people fucking great white sharks.
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>>2646135
Is that Ross?
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>>2646250
Awww right!
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MLPG, stop making me want to sexually fillies.
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>>2646288
Fuck you I will find some.
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>>2646278
Bigger than ostriches and emus and cassowaries?
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>>2646269
cloaca
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>>2646149
I wouldn't "huge" it, but I would definitely _hug_ it. It's very cute.
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>>2646297
Those aren't birds, anon.

Birds can fly.
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>>2646295
I sure hope you don't have a thing for Sweetie Belle
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>>2646279
I wouldn't even come close to those ponies
Fuck real Equines
They suck
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>>2646295
We weren't sexualizing fillies.
I can only assume that you WANT us to sexualize them for you.
Just imagine them giggling as you licked their little butts.
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>>2646250
Best ending. Thanks, anon.
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Is Steam down for everyone?
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>>2646304
THATS A CUTE HORSE YOU GOT THERE
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>>2646222
It's not ugly, it's ARTISTIC.
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>>2646317
wat
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>>2646306
That is prejudice. Kiwis and penguins are birds.
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>>2646320
YES
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>>2646332
damnit Rarity
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>>2646247
Well I haven't returned. Plus, you can't 'summon' a tripfag at will. It's all coincidence.
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>>2646335
Ostrich's too.

>>2646340
OK, THANK YOU.
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>>2646312
metals, what is the deal with that shit anyway
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>>2646317
huh... well that definitely is a thing that exists...
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>>2646335
Um, no.
Like I said, birds can fly.
if bird => can fly
if ~fly => ~bird
Perfect logic get dunked
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>>2646365
So, by your logic, pegasi are birds, but Scootaloo is not?
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>>2646236
It's ok. You can't start feeling better until after you've accepted it. One immediate benefit: you won't have to feel guilty about Chrys now.
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>>2646317
Is that the toaster Rarity got stuck on her hoof?
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>>2646367
Did you just go to a tiny horse show, or something?
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>>2646365
So by your retarded logic, this is a bird.
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>>2646317
lol
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>>2646391
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
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>>2646324

Danke schön.
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>>2646388
What?
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>>2646410
Klondike's drawing
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>>2646365
Bird (class Aves): Any warm-blooded vertebrate of the class Aves, having a body covered with feathers, forelimbs modified into wings, scaly legs, a beak, and no teeth, and bearing young in a hard-shelled egg.

Birds do not always have to fly. Ex:

Ostrich.
Turkey.
Penguin.
Emu.
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>>2646375
>>2646375
>pegasi are birds, but Scootaloo is not?
That's nowhere in the logic, dumbass. Again:
if bird => can fly
if ~fly => ~bird

There's nothing in there about the necessary qualities of any being that can fly. It's just that if you're a bird, you can fly, and (the contrapositive) if you can't fly, you're not a bird.

lrn2logic
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Also pony in real time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aLb4IG806Y
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>>2646380
She's just so pretty... But she's complicated everything.
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>>2646237
>>2646279
>>2646367
All these horses!
Why do they have to be so cute?

>you'll never hug all the adorable ponies
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>>2646365
What are birds?

We just don't know.
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What's a Ross.
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>>2646210
>saw this one coming

She would come in, drawn to "the smell of fresh love" and sit and watch. If you whithered she'd offer to take different forms to entice you, but switches back to herself as you hit the top. She thanks you for the meal and goes back to taking over Ponyville.

>>2646221


Steven Magnet: "Oh my stars, aren't you a handsome man! And such a beautiful beard! I absolutely must style it for you! But it's okay, dear, I can wait. Go on and finish."

Nightmare Moon: She would appear as that starry cloud, watching you from a distance. But just as you're "there" she'd pop into view with her unique laugh. This happens for a few nights, with it moving more from shock to pure voyeurism.

Candace: She'd get really flustered, disappearing before you have a chance to react. Sadly she'd leave the door open as she leaves, and cause a problem with Shining Armor.

Shining Armor: "No no. Not allowed to do that here." you get a barrier placed around your dick, which won't go away even after you soften. The end result is you walking around for the day with a barrier bubble bulge in your pants. This sends all the wrong messages.

Twilight's Mom: She mutters something about her husband being away, and moves toward you before catching herself and leaving the room. She tries to hook you up with Twilight about a week later, though Twilight swears she never heard anything about it

Zecora: She's cool with it. Heck after she rattles off a few rhymes she gives you a paste made to "make the experience last much longer, and cause your output to become twice stronger"...but she forgot to mention that the effect stacks with each use


damn you captcha. Had to retype this three times!
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>>2646400
>googlyanon will never come back
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>>2646317
How exactly does she manage to pleasure herself using a toaster?
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>>2646432
Maybe, but only as long as you keep it that way.

It could be so simple, anon. All you have to do is give in.
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>>2646410
This one.
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>>2646427
God damnit Armorbro
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>>2646440
Are birds grass?
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>>2646400
Everyone seems to forget the ö. Good for you.
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>>2646423
>>2646365
Are you trolling? Or are you just that fucking retarded
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>>2646350
The pink light from the setting sun shines into the bathroom as you start up the water from the tap, and you can't help but laugh a little at how she tries to avoid the cold water splashing around her hooves. Waiting until the water heats up, you talk with Sweetie about her day with the CMC, trying not to wince as she details her repeated flirtations with danger that seem so unimportant to her young filly sensibilities. That or she's completely fearless. You're not sure which one worries you more.

Finally the water is warm, and Sweetie holds her breath as you spray down her mane. She squeaks as you reach your fingers into her fluffy curls, the water turning black under her hooves as the layers of grime begin to peel away. She starts pressing her head into your palm, the pale white of her fur unearthing more of itself with each pass of the showerhead. Moving on, you begin to scrub in gentle circular motions down the nape of her neck, her mouth open and panting now in a state of pure bliss as you move back up to scrub behind her ears. Your fingers rub and prod at her soft ponyflesh, the muscles and sinews underneath tensing at your every touch.

"Hey Sweetie, are you okay?" She nods wordlessly as you move down to her belly, rinsing her back and belly before running the water over her flank.


Writing about bathtime. I'm trying to have it done by tonight, but that may be a little unrealistic with the fleshing out and proofing I'll have to do.
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>>2646423
I assume ~ means Not, so ~fly means Not Flying.

Insects like Moths and Butterflys fly, and so do bats. They are not birds. The characteristic of flying is not a requirement to be anything. Man can fly, what does that say about humans?
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>>2646445
>effect stacks with each use

YES GOOD
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>>2646465
It's not easy to type ö on most keyboards. Will you accept a schoen?
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>>2646445
Chrysalis is just so perfect...
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>>2646445
>SA

Goddamn. That's touching on way too many fetishes.
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>>2646483
Man cannot "fly" per se, we just have means of travelling via flight using machines. We don't use our body parts to perform flight, whereas animals/insects can.
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>>2646467
Это шутка, анонимно. Только шутка.
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>>2646470
Im ok with this.
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>>2646451
The only circumstances under which I'd give myself to the queen would be if she promised safety for Pinkie.
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>>2646509
stalker pls go
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New horse where.
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>>2646445
What about Discord?
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>>2646470
I better be in that fucking shower, ponyboy.
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>>2646445
>Twilight's mom nearly comes onto you

God dammit. Why couldn't she go all the way!
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>>2646478

3DPD
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>>2646498
No, sir, I will not.
Just switch your keyboard to German if you want Ä, Ö, Ü, or ß.
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>>2646519
12 more image faggot! REFRESH YOUR COUNTER!
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>>2646518
Get out of here Stalker.
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>>2646519
Timbuktu
>>
http://www.horsesocks.com/
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>>2646445
I hope you mean retype the captcha.
Because failing the captcha shouldn't affect the post.
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>>2646546
Ok.
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>>2646551
I fucking read horsecocks
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>>2646483
Again, you're not following the logic. It only goes one way. All we can say is that if you are a bird, you can fly (self-evident) and (necessarily, since a contrapositive is logically equivalent) if you aren't able to fly, then you aren't a bird.

There's nothing we can say about what necessarily follows from being able to fly. Moths, robins, and fighter jets can all fly, but nothing follows from that. But robins are birds, and therefore they fly, and rats cannot fly, and so therefore they are not birds. That's it.

Flawless, impeccable logic.
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>>2646517
Of course she'll be safe. As will you.

You have nothing to worry about, anon.

Just let it happen.
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>>2646551
How many people read that as "horsecocks"?
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>>2646526
Discord smirks. "Punching the old pud, eh sonny? Well let's see how you like trying to poke the pie."
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>>2646564
FUCK
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>>2646445
>Steven Magnet
I wish we'd see that fabulous sea serpent again. ;_;
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>>2646574
Unf
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>>2646567
What about Turkeys? They are birds, but they can not fly.
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>>2646541
Fine.

The pröper spelling öf the Wayne Newtön söng is Danke Schoen, thöugh.

AMERICA
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>>2646567
That's like saying you have a 50% chance to win the lottery, because when you buy a ticket, you're either going to win, or you aren't going to win.

Flightless birds, for example.
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>>2646570
Oh, fuck... She'd be better off without me anyway, I know it.
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>>2646526
Well assuming the world is discorded...

Discord: You hear his distinct voice for half a second before your hands are suddenly empty. It's been popped off! He tells you that it's been placed at the center of a maze and that you have to find it. Happy hunting, anon.


>>2646555
ah, yeah the captcha itself.
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>>2646578
I can't help but imagine his human version would simply be Bernie Crane/Florian Cravic from GTA IV.
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>>26466ÖÖ
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>>2646598
He's being retarded on purpose.
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>>2646612
DISCORD IS A DICK
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Will post more pony in next thread.
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>>2646574
Are you implying that Discord would turn me into a girl, or that he'd give me Pinkie to fuck?
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>>2646600
>>2646615
I chuckled.
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>>2646633
He gives you a vagina.
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>>2646608
If I buy two tickets then, I'm certain to win!

I'm going to be rich!
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>>1
>>2
>>3
4
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>>2646609
And you without her.

Think about it.
She's the only thing holding you back from what you really want, anon.
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>>2646608
Actually, that's nothing like the error being committed here.
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ponies are gay id rather ant fast
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>>2646651
Fine.
But I do this for Pinkie's sake.
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>>2646662
Shut up Reuniclus.
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>>2646662
REU
PLS
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>>2646659
Well it's equally as dumb, at least
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>>2646640
>implying I wouldn't ask him to show me how it's done
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>>2646662
>ants
>not platypus'
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Butts
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>>2646612
Your hard work would not be forgotten, I can assure you of that.
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>>2645768
So... they're all pretty much just sluts who want your dick?
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>>2646697
I love the fact that Luna's version implies that the Canterlot Royal Library has a stock of sex help books.
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>>2646640
Or he gives you a vagina, and Pinkie a dick. Fun ensues.
Pinkie would be all "Weeee!" as she pounded your vagina.
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>>2646718
hoh god
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>>2646694
you know, before this was colored, I thought it was just AJ farting on a cake
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>>2646697
Thanks. I was just about to ask someone to screencap this.
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>>2646714
Just Dash and Rarity.
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>>2646718
Why do two lines of text make me so fucking hard?
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>>2646641
No you see the second ticket will have 50% of 50%
So with two tickets you'd have 75%
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>>2646718
"Look! My long sausage thingy just spurted all this white stuff on you! How funny!"
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>>2646670
Oh... So selfless...

That sort of thing doesn't go unrewarded, you know.
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>>2646687
>platypus
>not donkeys
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>>2646718
That would be pretty cool, I won't lie.
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>>2646731
Oh, that makes sense then.
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>>2646744
MEANWHILE
while that bug is fucking anon I take Pinkie and live forever with her.
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>>2646753
You deserve her more
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>>2646567

It would be flawless, impeccable logic if there wasn't such a thing as flightless birds. You know that but I assume you want to show off your logic 101 skillz, and your logic is indeed correct.
>>
Hey MLPG, what's good?
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>>2646718
But Discord loves to tease.

Either your vagina would be so gaping that you and Pinkie feel nothing (or Pinkie's dick would be tiny), or you'd be so tight that it would be too painful to actually fuck enjoyably.
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>>2646753
You are a good man for that. That fuckard doesn't deserve at all.
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>>2646766
NOTHING
RUN
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
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>>2646766
certainly not niggers
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>>2646737
So, buy 5 and you have a 96 % chance of winning!
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>>2646766
PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES PONIES AND PONIES
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>>2646783
NO
FUCK YOU
NOT AGAIN
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>>2646766
dolphins
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>>2646783
>that song
Why anon?
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>>2646783
thanks doc
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>>2646758
>>2646777
That's the spirit.
Ciao!
I'll tell you how great living with Pink Party Pony is every now and then!
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>>2646797

Faust has downs and Dash is very pig-like in appearance.
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>>2646797
I love dolphins!
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>>2646797
you know, its not just the flippers. Theres something else that just wrong with those.
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>>2646753
Treat her well, and never look that queen in the eyes.
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NEW THREAD!
>>2646805
>>2646805
>>2646805
>>2646805
>>2646805
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>>2646816
the eyes
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>>2646758
Now, now. There's no need to worry about that. You might not be enough for Pinkie, but you're absolutely perfect for Her.

Let them have their so called moral vindication. All you need to think about now is pleasing your queen.
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>>2646746

Draft horse vs miniature donkey.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjYPJUBcoN8

WARNING: Contains very unhappy miniature donkey.
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>>2646781
Yeah that's it.
But since everyone knows that now you'll only win around 17$
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>>2646855
I really liked that movie
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>>2646723
>AJ farts on cakes to give them a bit of apple-y zing
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>>2646855
Hahaha dat reference.
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>>2646671
>>2646675
that is not me but I am glad other people like ants!
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>>2647062
Your art is getting posted to Reddit.
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>>2647763
oh..
do you have a link or something?

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