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New unicorn.

Summary of old, smelly unicorn: Furries, manual fluffy pony spam, uncalled for macro image responses, /jp/, Mayor pone and no one drawing anything.
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>>2628453
>rape
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>>2628453
Is this pic a reference to something?
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>>2628442
>John K is about as snooty about animation as you can possibly get.

Oh god yes. He only likes very old stuff from the 40's and 50's. Everything new is shit in his eyes.

>To me, it seems like he values the actual animation itself over the cartoon as a whole.

Exactly what I argued in the thread. The fanboys called me the cancer on the industry because I don't care how much effort goes into something if in the end it's ugly and I don't like it.

>>2628474
>Yeah, it bugs me when people dismiss an animation just because it was made in flash. I mean yeah, there's a certain charm and magic to laborious traditional animation, but if the final product is something that comes together and just works, what's the big deal?

Well, John K and his fans don't even consider Flash animation. They say that FiM is no better than something you see on Newgrounds...
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last thread was more than three hours of bad
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>>2628453
>/jp/
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>>2628585
>not knowing The Last Unicorn
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>>2628587
What about Wakfu?
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>>2628453
>>2628600
aw fuck somebody should stream that movie
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>>2628453
>>2628591
>talking about old horse
Eyes forward, brothers.
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>>2628587

Uhhhh

There is stuff on Newgrounds that I would consider BETTER animation than MLP
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someone said something about hugging pone
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>>2628606

Wakfu looks great in stills. But then you see it in motion and it all looks sorta stiff.
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>>2628638
>being slow
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>>2628641
What does Pinkie Pie's hair smell like?
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>>2628654
OP here, I posted it too early.
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>>2628637

>>2628607
>There is stuff on Newgrounds that I would consider BETTER animation than MLP

Show me.
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>>2628632
She's gonna wake up the next day with a sore vagina and little or no memory of the previous night, isn't she?
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>>2628606
Exactly.

Wakfu has a lot of detail and movement for a flash cartoon. MLP has some problems, but generally its very smooth and expressive.


Like with all new technologies or mediums, it just needs time for some people to do things right before it becomes respectable.

Fuck people who jump on hate wagons to try to appear smart and knowledgeable.
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>>2628600
I think I read the book a long time ago.
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>>2628663
Not him, but that Brackenwood thing was pretty good
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>>2628657

butts
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>>2628649
I disagree, I find it excels when there is a lot of motion

The action scenes were really fluid
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>>2628671

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk
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>>2628683
>your hair will never smell like butts
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I recon we can talk about pony tonsils for a couple of hours.
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>>2628672
Let's just distill that to "Early flash for television is the modern equivalent of limited animation in the--"...whenever the fuck hanna-barbera pulled that shit.
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>wanted to buy some Gorilla Munch
>they were sold out

EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE FOREVER AND YOUR FAVORITE PONY IS A SMELLY WHORE
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>>2628700
>recon

oscar mike
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>>2628683
then what does pinkies butt smell like
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>>2628671

>sore ass and vagina
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>>2628671
It's just alka-seltzer. They're concerned about all the alcohol aggravating her chronic heartburn.
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>>2628707
you jelly?
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>>2628683
That word...
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>>2628700
that's a vuvula
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>>2628717
Hair
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>>2628663
>>2628681
Yep, agree on Brackenwood.

The most recent one is here and will give the best example in terms of animation quality. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/520604
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>>2628707
>tfw no gorilla munch in Texas

Also YOU TALKIN SHIT ABOUT MY WAIFU?
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>>2628702

>Implying Limited Animation ever looked good or could improve
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>>2628729
Way to kill it man...
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>>2628707
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>>2628735
YOUR WAFU IS TERRIBLE, WAS ALWAYS TERRIBLE AND WILL FOREVER BE TERRIBLE
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>>2628735
>tfw no Gorilla Munch in England
Consider yourself lucky, we have no anti-jimmies here
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>>2628735
What are you talking about?
I've seen it at Safeway and at HEB Central Markets.
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>>2628728
Then what's a tonsil?
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>>2628742
That was the point faggot
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>>2628746
Pinkie makes everything better, like always
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>>2628746
>Pinkie will never share her Gorilla Munch with you
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>>2628760
Fucking lucky.
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>>2628707
I hope you're not buying cereals because the internet made them funny, anon.
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>>2628738
I'm not saying that, though I should have been clearer. I mean that early use of flash was motivated by a lot of the same things as limited animation, and now that there's studios applying traditional techniques to shows done in flash we're sorta moving away from that.
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>>2628640
"Judge talent at its best and character at its worst."

Ergo John K. is a marvelous talent and an appalling human being.
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>>2628763
they're more embedded into the flesh behind it
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>>2628702
>Doesn't know when Hannah Barbera cartoons were popular

Do you even /co/?
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>>2628771
Why you have to be a downer man?
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>>2628758
>£76.79
Gorilla Munch is a luxury good
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Is it weird if this cartoon has gotten me interested in cartoons again?
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>>2628795
I don't really make it a priority to remember animation history in a high level of detail, sorry.
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>>2628812
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Throwing this out there again for anyone interested!

It's like Doodle or Die, except MLPG edition.

Think we're gonna start around the 1st of July.
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>>2628812
>Dispatched from Cosmetic Solutions, Inc.
>Cosmetic
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>>2628825
>Gyro Bowl
It's been a while...
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Would you DP a Gillou
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>>2628719
Of course. How thoughtful of them.
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>>2628734

Oh, cool. I hadn't seen this episode yet. Thanks, anon.
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TWINS? WE NEED MORE TWINS

NONSEXUALLY
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TAW
TAW
TAW
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>>2628861
Ok.
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>>2628717
Aroused horse pussy.
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Is there a torrent of s2 in hd like there was with s1?
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>>2628865
naw man he dead
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>>2628821
>Considers a vague knowledge of when Hannah Barbera cartoons were on the air as " animation history in a high level of detail"

I'm going to have to take away your /co/ badge.
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>>2628850
It's been too long, really.
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>>2628830

Telephone with art and stories?

neat
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>>2628875
It was the late sixties!
right? ;_;
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>>2628851
Potentially.
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>>2628830
I feel like this with will turn out exactly like Doodle or Die and every other post will be sanic shark tits.

So it should be fun. I'll sign up later.
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>>2628851
If DP means deep penetrate, then yes, I would.
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>>2628825
>not buying this
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>>2628893

What's that supposed to mean
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How do I get to be the pretty mare, /co/?
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>>2628875
Joke's on you I never had a /co/ badge

it's a miracle I remembered anything about limited animation at all
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>>2628875
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>>2628830
I am tempted, though I'm terrified that I'd get picked on a day where I wouldn't be able to do anything.
Also, what time zone are these set for? Since midnight EST falls five hours after midnight GMT, there might be some confusion if a GMT participant sends it off to a EST participant, or vice-versa.
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>>2628874
Seems legit.
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>>2628887
60s-early 2000s I believe
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>>2628905
Pfffthahaha
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>tfw /co/ is discussing pony behind our backs.
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>>2628878

we gyrobowl now?
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Why the fuck are we being saged automatically. Not that I would care, but still.
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>>2628920
Oh fuck that's right.

Thank you based janitor
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>>2628908
I'm thinking about making up the schedule beforehand, the checking to make sure everyone's got a good time, rearranging if not before starting, to avoid that problem.

Would be around midnight eastern time as the daily switch time.
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>>2628917
>pic
Anyone else notice there's a white or beige mare sniffing Twilight's butt?
She's only barely visible between Twilight's tail and butt.
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>>2628915
Link?
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>>2628920
What do you mean?
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>>2628920
Wait we're in autosage right of the bat? how?
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>>2628944
General is not being bumped.
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>>2628939
That's... huh.

You have a keen eye for butt-sniffing, Anon.
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>>2628920
If that's the case, it's a good thing.

It takes about 5-6 hours for a thread to die, so it won't affect thread length, and we'll be hidden from the front page.

Sucks for newcomers, but most of them are shit.
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>>2628937

It'd be nice to know when our day is going to be. Just so we can be prepared.
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>>2628850
>>2628878
>>2628917
I stopped seeing ads for that doggy doo board game toward the end of the season. I wonder how it sold?
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>>2628899

Silly, it means double penetrate
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>>2628944
We're on page 3.
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>>2628939
why must you look for these things, anon?
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>>2628956
Yes, but I'm still wondering why.
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>>2628962

I heard it had pretty shitty sales
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>>2628943

>>>/co/37851523

But since I'm pretty sure we're blocked from linking there directly:

>>>/co/37851523

Be warned, it's pretty much troll bait.
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>>2628978
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>>2628975
We know one or two janitors like MLPG, perhaps some of them did it for the sake of the General
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>>2628964
Well, then I would if I had two penises I guess.
Otherwise I'd have to stick to SP.
Or I could use a dragon dildo I guess. No, wait... I don't have one of those...
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>>2628975
The moderators want us off this board.
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>>2628861
>>2628869
If I could draw, the twins, I would draw them all the time.
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>>2628986

Why you gotta be in such a crappy anti-pun mood?
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>>2628983
>we're blocked from linking there directly:
Why.

Just do it like /co/res/37851523 next time.
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>>2628983

Aw, it 404ed already.
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>>2628995
I don't think a mod gives a fuck about MLPG, this must be a new skill Janitors have
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>>2628992

All you need is a friend who has a dick
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>>2628995
>get rid of 50% of the board

also we'd just bug /co/ again
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>>2629004
Do it.
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>>2629005
I thought it was great, but someone had to do it. Tradition.
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>>2628990
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>>2628956
I agree. Considering the general's activity level, it'd remain on the frontpage constantly if it wasn't saged, and potentially attracting undesirable elements from /mlp/.

The people who frequent it know how to locate it anyway.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOO
THERE'S A HOLE INSIDE MY BOAT
I NEED TO STAY AFLOAT
FOR THE SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMER
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>>2628990
>>2628995
>mods are helping
>mods are hurting
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>>2629023

aww, you killed it, i had so many puns ready.

>crappy
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>>2628983

>I can't watch mlp anymore, when I see the characters I have to think of the fanbase and the porn. Horrible.

I can easily make the distinction. Separate continuities man.
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>>2629043
>work on your art
>work on your procastinating
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>>2629031

Yeah, before we hit bump limit we're pretty much at the top 80-90% of the time.
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>>2629043
>She's my sister!
>She's my mother!
>She's my sister!
>My mother!
>My sister!
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>>2629023
Did someone say TRADITION?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRdfX7ut8gw
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>>2629054

>Work on your farts
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>>2629054
You rang, bats?
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>>2629054
>you can't be good at art so you should stop, something about genetics
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If we ever went back to /co/, they would have an actual reason to want us off because we would attract a bunch of /mlp/ users and /co/ would become shit.
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>>2629064

Wait, the .mov series did a Chinatown gag?
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>>2629031
>>2629059
>>2628956
>>2628920
Only problem I can see is not having dead thread space for Quests that get run here.
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I hope you've all seen this by now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw-sjAICwKg&feature=player_embedded

Nathan makes an appearance
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>>2629066
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>>2629076
No is just Applejack abusing Applebloom.
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>>2629076
I think that's from the tumblr actually
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>>2629054
>>2629064
>Derpy is a very ugly pony
>Derpy is a very cute pony
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>>2629075
We're infected
then again
>/co/
>not already shit
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http://www.ebay.com/itm/my-little-pony-friendship-magic-handmade-g4-custom-Pinkie-Pie-plush-plushie-
MLP-/290728659856?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item43b0c74b90
LESS THAN A MINUTE!
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>>2629069
They have the art, Joker. They have the ability.
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>>2629084

>Twilight casts a spell where her anus literally can say "farts" now
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>/jp/
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>>2629088

>/co/

I think you mean

>/ko/
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>>2629075
Co is the next v.
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>>2629098
>not wanting your butt to say FART
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>>2629080
>green and purple
>web 3.3
>nathan
>notch
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>>2629098
Oh that wacky horse!
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>>2629079
Oh yes, I remember when we moved here, some of the Generals were 404'd just some moments after we killed them.

This could backfire us if threads are too long.
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>>2629065
And the "MLPG as jews" analogy continues.
>This is our Babylon
>/co/ is our Zion
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>>2629089
And dead.
You guys could have had a Pinkie plush for only sixty bucks.
No bids.
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>>2629099
Awww...
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>>2629117
I don't want to spend 60 bucks on a stuffed animal.
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>>2629075
>/co/ would become shit
It hasn't been good since early 2010 at the latest and I'm fairly certain a bunch of angry /v/irgins filled in the hole when we left, making it even worse
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>>2629080
Oh god
I hope they actually make this because I laughed the entire way through. This is surreal.
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/co/ who's your favorite moth and why?
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Test.
>>>/co/37852240
>>>/co/37852240
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>see thread on /v/ about a game
>ask a question
>gets ignored in favor of a "hurr stealth marketing" argument

Anyway I downloaded Panka Pah's Party for DS.

Should I?
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File deleted.
Okay we are good to go!
http://tiarawhy.com/cadence.html
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>>2629087
>billions spent on new weapons in order to humanely kill over humans
>rights of criminals are given more respect than the privacy of their victims
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>>2628861

The are pretty cool pones
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>>2629115

Who did we crucify?
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>>2629150
>pendulum again
>pendulum ever
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>2629129
I'm not talking like /v/ shit, i'm talking like /mlp/ shit.
The worst kind of shit.
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>>2629150
ITS GO TIME.
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>>2629160
Faust
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>>2629150
why
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>>2629150
IT BEGINS
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>>2629148
I've heard it's not great but it's not terrible.
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>>2629150
IS NOT WORKING.
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>>2629166
theres a musicless version
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>>2629150
You're a saint.

Except you're not because you fraternize with bronies.
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>>2629145
Why are we excluded from crosslinking to /co/.

>>>/a/67282563
>>>/co/37849396
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>>2629150

Your games aren't very well animated Tiarawhy. I'm sorry.
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>>2629171
So

We're expecting her to rise again after 3 seasons?
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>>2629190
Link the swf, I can't play it in my x768 Notebook
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>almost an hour since thread started
>not even 200 posts

we ded
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>>2629185
sorry, F5 the link
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>>2629157
BUT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH
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>>2629099
>/jp/
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>>2629194

Well we're also excluded from crosslinking to /b/.

So we don't "plan teh epic pony raids" or whatever it is they think we do in here.
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>>2629145
>>2629194
Dude, this has been a thing since /mlp/ started.

We can't link to /b/, either.
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>>2629199
No we aren't that dead...
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>>2629194
Because moot didn't want us going back, and the /b/read kept using >>>/co/ in the same manner we say >>>/b/
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>>2629223
Rose pls drawstream
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>>2629199
We're going at a decent pace.
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>>2629224
>the /b/read kept using >>>/co/ in the same manner we say >>>/b/
Ha, really? That's actually pretty funny.
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>>2629241
I'm not Rose.
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>>2629150
I just can't fap to anything you make. I hope you understand.
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>What happens when I'm the only one who criticizes digital coloring and line work in modern cartoons

I'm like the only person who doesn't like it. Flash is okay for cartoony stuff. But I just don't like the texture or feel of stuff like Korra or modern anime. Everything is flat and made of plastic.
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>>2629224
>/b/ feeling superior to /co/
>/b/ feeling superior to anyone
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>>2629247
Why would someone upload that to Facebook
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>>2629248

>"Hey guys did you see the new episode today?"
>SAGE
>SAGE
>>/co/
>SAGE
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>>2629150
Do you really like Pendulum or something?
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>>2629150
You know it's CadAnce, not CadEnce...
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IF I LAY HERE

IF I JUST LAY HERE

WOULD YOU LIE WITH ME AND JUST FORGET THE WORLD
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>>2629259

/b/ threads talk about "cancer" and "summer" just like every other board.
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>>2629268
its a joke that keeps going but i think thats enough pendelum
>>2629270
oops
>>2629193
outside of taking commissions im not really interacting with them
>>2629195
>>2629251
its fine
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>>2629261
Fuck you, it was an easy way to upload pictures from my camera.
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>>2629258
I was watching FMA the other day and it's funny to notice things like the brush patterns on the backgrounds in order to make them look weathered.
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>>2629286
GIVE ME THE FUCKING SWF LINK FAGET
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>>2629267
Oh those crazy /b/ronies.
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Just because we can't go back to the board doesnt mean we can't /co/

So uhhh......how about that Brave? Heard it its not going to be very good cause the head writter left over creative differences. Trailer didn't seem to show much of anything, either. A shame.
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>>2629277
I was under the impression that people who frequented /b/ were simply not aware that there were other boards on this site.
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>>2629287
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>>2629258
I feels ya.
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>>2629301
>A shame
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>>2629150
Fuck you for making me play this. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

.t Dante
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>>2629301
That what?
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>>2629270
Why would they name a pony a word that doesn't exist?
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>>2629295
are you retarded? change the html to a swf.
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>>2629276
I'm a faggot if that song makes me >feel, right?
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>>2629301
Yeah but there's a big sexy horse in it, right?
And a sexy redhead.
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>>2629301
I think it's going to be pretty lame.
I'm fucking super excited for Wreck It Ralph.
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>>2629301

I might go see it regardless, giving Pixar the benefit of the doubt has held up relatively well.

Even a mediocre Pixar film will probably be better than half the movies coming out anyway, and will definitely have some feels, laughs, and a solid story.
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>>2629276
if i close my eyes forever
would it all remain the same?
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>>2629329

Me too.

I don't think I've ever been so excited for an animated film.
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>your art will never receive as much attention as Tiara's animations.
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>>2629323
HOW COULD I KNOW YOU HOSTED IT LIKE THAT?

Thanks
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>>2629301
I'm anxious. I hope the movie turns out well.
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>>2629324

We're all faggots here anonymous.
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>>2629301
I'm kind of hoping Brave will be a surprise good movie but after the last several years of Pixar I'm not really holding my breath.
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>>2629337
I don't know about that, but I've certainly never been so excited for a CGI film.
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>>2629309

No texture. Little shading. All the colors are bright and shiny.
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>>2629316
Oh my god, JC the movie's bomb!
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>>2629338

You want attention, do shitty r34

If you want to get good then draw actual art

or be cool like SB and do both I guess
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>>2629214
>>2629220
>>2629224
Uh... That really defeats the intention of crosslinking... I want global crosslinking back, it's stupid.
And yeah, I know about >>>/b/, but that's global.
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>>2629348
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>>2629343
pumba don't lick that it's dirty
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>>2629303
>I was under the impression that people who frequented /b/ were simply not aware that there were other boards on this site.

They start on /b/ and then migrate to other boards when they get bored.
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>>2629301
pixar tends to be pretty good, so i'm willing to wait until it actually comes out before i say it's shit
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>>2629348
>>2629367
Just checkin'.
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>You will never lick pony's immaculately clean asshole.
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>>2629348
not being a faggot is gay
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>>2629371
The typical system is that you start out on /b/, then you move to /v/, then you move somewhere else.

This is, of course, why /b/ and /v/ are so awful.
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>>2629396
oblig.
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>>2629391
Would you clean pone's asshole if she hadn't bathed? It's only been a day...or was it two? She can't quite remember.
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>>2629391
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>>2629329
>show trailer to my vidya-bro dad
>he gets excited as fuck when he recognises most of the villains
He's a top guy
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>>2629391
>You will never lick changeling's oozing, slimy asshole
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>>2629424
You like it, Scootaloo?
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>>2629404
I was linked directly to /v/ from the Black Mesa Source forums back in 2008. God that makes me feel new.
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>>2629404
I came straight from /b/ to /co/ and stayed there almost exclusively for a little over three years until /mlp/.
I fap on /d/, but I've never posted there.
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>>2629422
>tfw I last took a shower on Thursday
>tfw I came in my underwear earlier and have just been sitting in it for the last five hours
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>>2629435
I could care less.
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>>2629415
Which Parov Stelar / Caravan Palace track is that?
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>>2629422
Well...
I probably would.
God dammit, I know I would.
Fuck.
>>2629435
And I'd do that too.
You guys suck...
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>>2629452
Take a shower right fucking now
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>>2629452
That's disgusting. Go shower and change.
Underwear over your face until you're done showering, too.
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I ventured into a /b/ thread and conducted a survey.

1. Who here has not see all the episodes?
2. Who here wears a fedora?
3. Age
4. Gender
5. Season 1 or Season 2
6. Do you have a waifu

Response 1:


>I occasionally wear a fedora. When partaying. But only rarely.
>Male
>19
>No to all your other questions. I've never watched an episode.

Response 2:
>1: i unno, i've seen em all.
>2: I wear ash katchems cap sometimes
>3: between 18 and 22
>4: wouldnt you like to know
>5: two

Response 3:

>1-2) No clue
>3) 18
>4) Male
>5) Two, I guess, I don't care a lot
>6) I don't fully get waifus so.. no

Response 4:

>1. seen'd em all
>2. yup
>3. 22 in 4 months
>4. lol
>5. yes
>6. yes

Response 5:

>I have not seen hem all
>I do not wear a fedora
>20
>Male
>I like both equally as much
>Hell fucking no
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where are the posters
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>>2629449
>>2629447
I was on /b/ semi-regularly for a few years. Then when I started coming to 4chan regularly ('07 or '08) I went to /tg/ and /tv/. I didn't come to /co/ until MLP. The few times I went to /co/ they didn't seem to be interested in what I was interested in.
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>>2629452
I shower and change my clothes every day but I cum in my underwear and leave it on too...
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>>2629452

>>>EQD

We in MLPG are paragons of fitness, hygiene, and health.
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>>2629452

F....Faceless?
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>>2629404
I started out on /vp/.

The shame I feel cannot possibly be measured by any human means.
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>caught up with Renne quest
Wednesday come faster
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>>2629490
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[Renne] Quest Part 6 is coming...
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>>2629478
MLPG is dead.
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>>2629452
>>2629486
Truth be told, I don't exactly remember when I last showered.

Wednesday maybe? Or was it Tuesday?
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>>2629459
/watch?v=tY1YKHSTIi0
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>>2629486
>>2629469
>>2629470
>>2629485

Look, some shit came up the last two days, so I never got a chance to take a shower, and now it's my day off and I just wanted to jerk off and be a giant piece of human filth. Is that so wrong?

Good Christ I love living by myself
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>>2629474
Those guys are dumb, we know.
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>>2629505
fuck I love PS and Caravan Palace
thanks onon
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>there are some people who can't remember a time when there wasn't a captcha
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>>2629486

>Bathe everyday
>exercise once or twice a week if I have the days off
>keep my clothes, hair, and overall appearance in good condition

>Feelsgreatman.png
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>>2629513
>take a shit with the door open
>jack off with the door open
Such fucking freedom
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>>2629467
MLPG has made disgusting beasts of us all.
I know I'd love to lick out pony's gross butt crack and so much more.
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>>2629502
No it ain't nigga, we just being productive.

Hey darf, you still around mate? I'm hoping to have this second chapter Sweetie Bell fic done by tomorrow evening or so, and you were saying summat about a story swap?
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what the hell is with this current conversation

We might as well talk about if pony outhouses occasionally explode
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>>2629552
ponyboy pls write about pegasus twins

pls

i beg u
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>>2629474
I remember going in there on episode day and asking why they weren't discussing the show, then they complained I was ruining the roleplaying session. I swear to God I'm not making this up.
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>>2629534
Captcha killed /co/
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>>2629552
darf hasn't posted in a while.
If you want to talk to him you should probably just message him on fimfiction or something.
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>>2629560

Why would ponies have outhouses?
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>>2629590
For pooping.
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>>2629590
To shit in?
They had one in The Last Roundup.
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>tfw horsefucker on your steam friends list links you to the latest smut and fics from MLPG

You should all find one from the general and add him. Scootanon need not apply
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>>2629534
I guess there's less spam, but honestly not a lot has changed.
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>>2629590

To piss and shit in? DYEWTS?
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>>2629552
>No it ain't nigga, we just being productive.


Its just a joke. No one actually thinks we ded.

Its like in the DOTA 2 threads on /vg/ where people keep saying ded game jsut cause there arent 2 billion people online. It's all in good humor
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>>2629534
>there are more of them than there are of the opposite
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>>2629505
>>2629529
>>2629459
>>2629415
What's with this fandom's obsession with electro swing? It's not even a particularly good genre.
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>>2629534
It used to be Ponychan's way of posting.
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>>2629599
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>>2629599
If Pinkie lost it and started making cupcakes of her friends...
I would probably help her... What else could I do?
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>>2629616
it's the hipster-est genre that exists
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>>2629607
I've got somewhere around 20 horsefuckers on my friends list.
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>>2629474

Response 6:

>1. All several times.
>2. Not I.
>3. 26
>4. Male
>5. Both
>6. No

Response 7
>1. I have seen them all only once.
>2. I don't.
>3. 28 (turning 29 this week)
>4. Male
>5. Season 2
>6. No

Response 8:
>yes, on occasion, 19/m, first, nope

Response 9:

>I have.
>Not I.
>18.
>Male.
>Two.
>No.

Last:
>seen all of em, 90% while stoned/buzzed
>no
>21
>male
>both
>nope

>>2629516
>>2629573

Yes, but it's interesting to compare the surveys. /b/ guys are more likely to be younger, wear fedoras, and to not seen all the episodes. Whenever I conduct fashion surveys here, no one wears fedoras. The /b/ guys are the ones who go to cons and look like dofuses. That's what I'm saying.
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>>2629612
LoL has more players than dota

that's it
valve are finished
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>>2629607
Wouldn't do much good. I like being able to participate in my smut from time to time.
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>>2629616
Why are we into Club Acid? Some awful things you just can't explain, anon -- they just happen.
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>>2629599
>engrish
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>that feel when you're drawing and your hand slips and accidentally makes a perfect squiggly line that you could never have made if you tried
>that feel when it's an eye and you'll never be able to replicate it on the other eye

...what the fuck just happened?
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>>2629616
It's not just this fandom

Swing and Electro Swing is becoming very popular recently. It's good, but different tastes etc.
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>>2629627
You could join them
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>>2629616
It's fun
I've always listened to shit like Cab Calloway and now people are doing neat things with that style of music, so I listen to it.
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>>2629644
That's TPTB taunting you.
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I drew a Gillou, but it's not very good.
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Who is attractivest horse?
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>>2629644

>he cant squiggly
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>>2629632
>are more likely to be younger
Funnily enough, we have two 17 year olds and a 15 year old in MLPG, probably more
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>>2629638
Because one anon kept forcing it
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>>2629563
Oh, Cloudkicker and Flitter? You know, I've had some ideas cloudkicking around lately, but for that you'd have to win the doubles lottery next time we play.

Order of duties:
>Finish Seaty Belts
>Maybe try to flesh out a Lyra idea I've had for a while {probably going on the back burner}
>Talk to darf about an exchange
>Doubles roll

Though with this new knowledge from >>2629578 I may do a doubles roll first just because I hate PMing people and because I love some of the shit you chucklefucks come up with.
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Okay you got me interested. Direct me to some decent electro swing.
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>>2629682
It takes two to tango, anon.
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>>2629672
she has da majicks!
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>>2629682
Anons force things all the time. Not everything gets accepted because of it.
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>>2629677
A fifteen year old? Really?
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>>2629687
That /v/ thread was fucking cancerous
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>>2629623
>>2629599
>>2629627
I honestly can't imagine Dash ever making cupcakes with Pinkie. She'd probably think it's too girly and lame
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>>2629632
I'm more concerned with the fact that few of them have a waifu.
Don't they love their pony enough?
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>>2629672
That's a nice horse you've got there.
I like Pinkie Pie better though.
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>>2629684
>Sweetie
Tell me about this.
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>>2629702
Really really. He draws for us and isn't a colossal faggot...just seems like a regular anon

He asked me not to say who he is so I apologise, but I won't
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>>2629688
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/%5BisoHunt%5D%20Swing%20%26%20Electro%20Swing.to
rrent
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>>2629708
replace girly with boring and i would agree.
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>>2629708
Appejack can cook so she want to prove she is better than her.
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>>2629501
>>2629496
My soul will never be ready
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>>2629688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
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What kind of coffee/tea does each pony order when they go out?
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>>2629688
Trick question, there is none
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>>2629534

Whats a matter anon do you miss ANONTALK.blahblah every other post?

I for one welcomed our new captcha overlords
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>>2629739

English breakfast/ Earl Gray.
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>>2629713
Here, have another nice horse.
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>>2629738
>dat horn
EVERY TIME
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>>2629744
Did that guy ever get arrested for being pedo scum?
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>>2629739
Some other anon had a good list that seemed accurate.
Twilight: Latte
Rarity: Mocha
Fluttershy: Tea
Pinkie: Frappucino
Dash: Energy Drink
AJ: Black coffee
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>>2629744
That pony isn´t Moondancer.
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>>2629744
>ANONTALK
Oh god why.

I had almost forgotten.
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>>2629738
EVERY.

FUCKING.

TIME.
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>>2629467
>Twilight casually facesits you while doing her studies.
>Her somewhat large and pliant buttocks due to sitting around most days and not getting much exercise are perfectly wrapped around your face
>She hasn't bathed in a couple days because she's been so busy. The normally light smell of her pucker has intensified with the addition of her old sweat. The cloying combined pungent but also enjoyable smell of her unwashed asshole and marevagina has you in a fog.
>In your daze you vaguely hear a gurgling sound from within her lower gut.
>You must have groaned or something without realizing it because she tells you to be quiet, she still has a ton of studying to do.
>After saying this she shifts her ass slightly, giving you about a fraction of a second of fresh air before a loud braying fart erupts from her anus. She sighs in relief and sets herself back down, trapping you with the hot smell.
>You have no choice but to inhale the raunchy stench, hating yourself a little while your firmly throbbing erect cock shows how much you enjoy it.
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>>2629730
I dunno, it could get pretty girls.

Pinkies is finally able to convince Dash it will be fun, so she tries it. Makes her put on a bright pink apron with frill trim and ribbons. The cupcakes are little flowery looking designs. The oven mits are uber cute little animal things. Dash is looking over her shoulder the whole time, hoping no one will see her like this.

>>2629736
Applejack and Dash in a cooking contest. That sounds awful.

You have to choose between fried apples with a side of apple sauce in an apple compote with a boke apple for dessert.

Or a pile of nasty crap
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>>2629766

I had too until that previous post. Ugh

>>2629759

File name is fairly old anon, I am aware. That potential identity could final be disposed of as of the season Finale
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>>2629766
Remember all those spam posts there went like:
>Take this image
>Name it 4chan.js
>Open it and shit brix
Ahh, the old /b/tard botnet.
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>>2629769
Fuck you fuck you forever.
I have a shameful erection RIGHT NOW!
I can honestly say that this kind of thing held zero appeal to me two years ago. Why should it be different when applied to ponies?
Faceless planted the seeds...
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>>2629791
>You have to choose between fried apples with a side of apple sauce in an apple compote with a boke apple for dessert.
Is this a bad thing? And is not a contest Dash just want to be the best but she cant into cooking.
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>>2629796

People actually followed those instructions. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? It's a random image youfound online.
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>>2629757

>AJ: Black coffee

nigga AJ has a milk coffee with a huge freaking spoon of raw sugar and half the cup is full of a dollop of fresh, creamy cow's milk that she milked just that very morning

so thicks she takes a knife to the cream on top and spreads it on some toast with some jam

You will never sit out on the porch with AJ in the early morning drinking your diabetes inducing coffee and cream and jam toast, the two of you smelling like shit and mud from the pre-dawn farmwork
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>>2629769
shameless unf
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>>2629757
What energy drink would Dash like? Theres a bunch

Imagining them all at a coffee shop drinking these is cute
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>>2629718
First part; you cuddle with Sweaty Bells and accidentally boner. It's essentially you taking care of SB while Rarity is out of town and trying really, really hard not to make things sexual even though Sweetie is dumb as a box of rocks and keeps doing things that are very inappropriate and making it difficult for you.

It's essentially a poorly written Lolita, but the seduction is entirely accidental or is it???? Nah it, is, Sweetie isn't able to be some kind of sexual mastermind
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>>2629803
> this kind of thing held zero appeal to me two years ago
I know that feel.
Ponies do strange things to your mind.
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>>2629831
Ho, fuck, that sounds like it's going to be great.
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>>2629796
What did they even do?

I was always too smart, boring and casual to do it
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>>2629739
Rarity has a cappuccino or mocha every now and again, but usually drinks earl grey
Fluttershy drinks that disgusting 100% NATURAL dieter's coffee you buy at Sun Harvest because they donate profit to animal charities
Twilight drinks expresso shots for late night study
Dash doesn't drink coffee or tea because she prefers energy drinks
Applejack drinks home-ground dark-as-fuck black coffee
Pinkie Pie gets caramel macchiato
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Here's a little something for you guys we hope you'll like!

http://mlpgn.blogspot.nl/

A place for all the MLPG events; both an archive and idea nexus. Jefferson Reeght and I will keep this archive up-to-date with the whatever is going on MLPG. This way we do not have to spam the general with more informatory posts than necessary and can preserve content. It is also easier to find information and check what is going on.

And one more thing: we need some graphics! What better than some graphics from the MLPG artists? But more on that later...

Hope this proves useful to everyone as it develops!
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>>2629831
Did you finish the first part?
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>>2629803
>>2629838
The only kink I've gained over the course of my stay in MLPG is that I jerk it to cartoon ponies now. Other than that I'm exactly the same, which is pretty vanilla.

Just me?
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>>2629826
Probably Monster or Rockstar or something.
Certainly not the finest master race energy drink: Sugar Free Red Bull.
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>>2629831
Sweetie being sexy by accident, eh?
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>>2629826
jolt seems like it would be her speed
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>>2629866
I like wings now
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>>2629852
It told your computer to DDoS 4chan, basically.

>>2629818
Because what could go wrong, brah?
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>>2629857

Leth

Have you bought the dueling spinfusor yet?

you should
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>>2629852
The /g/ threads then were amazing
when the images posted, they would embed a random file from the infected's my documents folder
/g/ was going around and collecting them and getting the files out of them and we found tons of hilarious shit
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>>2629857
This is really nice
>that feel when I cant read Squeak fic
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>>2629857
>he blog that you are about to view may contain content only suitable for adults
Bueno
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>>2629875
I think is more about you being a perv.
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>>2629882
I remember Jolt Cola when I was a kid, but I haven't seen that stuff in so fucking long.
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>>2629826
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>drinking energy drinks

Those things are disgusting

It's like taking a jar of sugar, mixing some carbonated water in and pouring it down your throat.
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>>2629887
>/g/ was going around and collecting them and getting the files out of them and we found tons of hilarious shit

Like what?
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>>2629858
Yeah guvnah. It's a pastebin though, because I haven't switched all my stories over onto fimfiction yet. Lo siento.

http://pastebin.com/TC2GLDpE
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>>2629887
That sounds wonderful. Examples.
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>>2629868
>sugar free anything


You are the lowest form of scum on the planet
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>>2629906
Thanks.
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>>2629803
I know the feeling. Ponies make everything ok.

And what ponies can't make ok, Changelings can.

God fucking damnit.
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>>2629901

I agree /fit/
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>>2629866
Just you.

Nah, I guess I haven't really gained that many new fetishes aside from pony-related ones. (Wings, crotchboobs, tail-tugging, etc)
More that I've become less opposed to the more esoteric ones I already knew about. (farting, scat, vomiting, etc)
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>>2629857
Finally some pink...
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AJ Quest at the end of this thread.
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>>2629803
>>2629823
I've shamefully had this fetish since before ponies
SO NOW IT IS YOUR TURN TO KNOW THE FEELINGS OF SHAME
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>>2629886
>me
>directly hitting anyone
Good one, Anon.
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I can't believe we had a John K discussion and I missed it.
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>>2629918
Man, drinking 20 ounces of regular Red Bull daily is begging for diabetes.
Sugar free is just as delicious and might not kill me.
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>>2629857
>Organisers : Jefferson Reeght
Who is that?
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>>2629943
I am constantly amazed that anyone can ever hit anything in that game.
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>>2629935
Keep going anon I love musky Twilight.
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>>2629918

>tfw diabeetus and no choice

Hey at least they're good if you're feeling constipated
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>>2629857
>[Still not visible.]
>Squeak
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Would you give your pony self a ride on your back?
Would you enjoy spending time with your pony form?
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>>2629953
PHN
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>>2629935
Me and my erection feel no shame.
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where my twins at
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>>2629915
>>2629902
It was a long time ago, but I remember seeing people finding shittons of random porn, school papers, and sometimes even passwords and usernames to shit. Someone got a level 118 runescape account out of it all one point, if I remember correctly.
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>>2629953
Jefferson Reeght
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>>2629948
I can't believe I find your picture mildly arousing.
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>>2629948
>File deleted
What was image, please respond.
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>>2629934
>implying this thread will ever end
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>>2629969
>Hey anon can you give me a ride?
>Why? You have 4 legs and shit.
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>>2629969
No, it would only remind me that I am completely insane and can never be a pony.
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I think we're about to go down.
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>>2629969
I would give Lyra piggy back ride.
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>>2629969
Only if it was a girl pony me.
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>>2629992
Janitors are >nofun today.
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General, could you please explain our fascination with PHN? Why is s/he regarded as our benefactor and saviour?

Call me new, but ignorant is closer
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>>2629969

I imagine most in here would probably be jealous of their pony incarnation. Lots of jealous glaring and confused glances would be my prediction
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>>2629969
>pone lyra's face

holy shit it gets me every fucking time hhhnnnggg
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>>2629992
Extremely muscular and huge-tittied anthro main six in wrestling outfits about to fuck up Spike.
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>>2630025
He is very good artist.
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>>2630025
Is she? I wasn't aware of that.
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>>2629992
1317527624.dominus-ludus_ponywrestling.png
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>>2630025
It's some kind of inner joke between artists and tripfags
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>>2630027
What.

I don't want to be a pony. I like having hands.
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>>2630025
PHN is beauty

I would give my worthless life in defense of her
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>>2630025
But thats the thing

nobody knows when the PHN images are beign posted here

my best guess is we hardly care
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>>2629943

Leth the dueling spinfusor isn't the same as the devastator spinfusor.

It deals the EXACT same damage. Only it does increased damage for a direct hit. The actual radius of the blast is only slightly smaller... but it's not particularly noticeable.

And it still does the same amount of self-damage.

It's a straight upgrade.

The dev spinfusor is also crazy good. You can two shot heavies with direct hits, your splash radius is increased dramatically, and all this only costs you 50 splash damage (so you do 700, enough to still two shot a medium)
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>>2630018
It's a girl pony.
Only if YOU are a girl.

>>2630016
Lyra is not you

>>2630008
You can't pony, but your pony self is there.
Wouldn't you be happy for him?

>>2630027
Why be jelly?
Why not just have fun time?
He probably wants to be a human anyway.
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>>2629969
Sure
Yes. Hopefully he would be a unicorn so we could vidja together, and horny enough to let me suck his cock.
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>>2630053
I'd like to be either a unicorn or a griffin. Either would probably be pretty cool.
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>>2629969
I could not begin to imagine how lazy a pony version of me would be.
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>>2630025
That's the mystery of PHN. Imagination takes over. Not to me though, I don't have the same fascination to PHN as some other anons do.
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>>2629599
>LOL LE CUPCAKES FANFICTION REFERANCE
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>>2630065
>Lyra is not you
Like I give a fuck. I'd still give her a piggy back ride.
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>>2630070
>pone
>able to use a gamepad or keyboard and mouse
Unless you develop pone-friendly tools pone can't vidya with you unless you play at wagglan
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>>2629984
miLes is not gonna be here for a week or two
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>>2630070
man having a clone of yourself would be the best thing ever
you'd never be lonely again but you'd still have your privacy because it's just you and yourself
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>>2630084
>sentenal not cyber-stalking someone for once
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>>2630084
>Talking about you
>With your trip on

You're still an insufferable piece of shit
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>>2630093
WHY DOOKS
WHY
WHY
WHY
WJUWFDJDFG
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>>2629906
That was adorable and funny.

I feel kinda fuzzy inside.
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>>2630065
Well, fuck, I don't want a boy pony, and I don't want to spend time with a copy of myself.
He wouldn't want to spend time with me either.
I'd just seethe with jealousy knowing that he's off fucking Pinkie every evening and I'm stuck in shitty humanworld with ZERO Pinkies to speak of!
Dammit, pone me has all the fucking breaks...
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>>2630089
Hence the hoping for a unicorn.
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http://pitchfork.com/news/46835-andrew-wk-to-speak-at-my-little-pony-convention/
What the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
inb4 slowpoke
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>>2630080
I didn't even think of that. If pony version of me was a pegasus, then I might be just a little jelly.
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>>2630100
He ded bro.

He'll be back in two weeks at best, don't worry!
;_;
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>>2630098
>>2630096
>not filtering
>shit posting instead

Listen, if you want to fuck him, just get it over with.
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>>2630110
He likes ponies.
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>>2629906
That was really cute
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>>2630104
Its nice even the erection part
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>>2629957
>>2629981
very well very well stay tuned
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>>2630109
I don't think pone can multitask and react so quickly with magic
That shit would be trop difficile
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>>2630116
responding to shitposting is also shitposting, anon
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>>2630105
If pone you is at all like you he's too big of an asshole to get with Pinkie that way.
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>>2630115
I asked why

WHY
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>>2630134
/)
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>>2630139
He's ded, because ded
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>>2630110
andrew wk is a pretty cool guy
IT'S FOR YOU
IT'S FOR YOU
AND YOU AND YOU AND YOU
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>>2630139
I don't really know why, didn't wanted to be pushy about it, but he'll be back!
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>>2630134
Responding to shitposting claiming responding to shitposting is also shitposting is shitposting too, right?
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>>2630150
initforthemoney.png
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>>2630144
/)(\
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>>2630136
You don't know what an asshole I am, and you don't know that I'd be nothing but sweet and kind to Pinkie and all the other ponies.
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Metals, you better not troll me and leave out the sex.

Nah, I'm just kidding, you always deliver the goods. And if not, I'm into forced chastity.
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>>2630110
I'm more surprised that Pitchfork is actually covering this than I am at him going
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>>2630158
It's all shitposting. Nothing is not shitposting. Welcome to 4chan, enjoy your shitty stay.
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>>2630086
[ironic shitpost]
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>>2630134
He's Shitposting! he's Shitposting! you're Shitposting! I'm Shitposting!
are there any other Shitposters I should know about?
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>>2630081

>"Pony, stop be lazy. Get up, you been lying in bed all day."
>"Fuck off."
>"Pony, you're making me mad."
>"Yeah? Well what are you going to do about it?"
>Climb into the bed under the cover and start snuggling with the pony
>"Due, stop! Cut it out! This is really gay, cut it out, I'm serious!"
>Snuggle harder, rubbing your face in their soft mane.
>"Stop it! Ok fine, I'm getting up!"
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>>2630179
Go fk urself, you're waifu's two sluts.
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>>2630190
HOO!
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Shut up and work on your art.
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I don't get the big deal about being upset over ironic shitposting. You guys are no fun.
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>>2630191
I still wouldn't cuddle a male pony...
Call me sexist or homophobic if you must. It just wouldn't feel right to me.
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/r/ing an ironic shitposting edit of this
Or Ross
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>>2630128

>play vidya against your pony self
>prepare to taunt him over lack of dexterity
>he wildly mashes buttons by trotting in place on the controller
>he wins

Fucking buttmashers
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>>2629150
>>2629150
JESUS CHRIST

HOW CAN BE SO BAD AT PONIES
THEY ARE EVEN MORE DISGUSTING THEN CROOKEDTREES' OR DISCO'

BLARGH. I need a packet.
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>>2630190
we're all shitposters here. i'm a shitposter. you're a shitposter. you must be, or you wouldn't have posted here
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>>2630214
OH MAN IT'S SO HARD TO OPEN MSPAINT AND DO IT FOR MYSELF
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>>2630209
would you not give a male dog or cat ear scratches or belly rubs?
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>>2630209
I feel you man but I would cuddle a pony version of me.
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>>2630209
Well I ain't gay or nothing, but I'd cuddle the fuck out of this horse.
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>>2630216
>buttmashers
Did someone say butts?
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>>2630209
It's not so weird if its nonsexual cuddling, anon.

I mean, wouldnt you pet a male dog?
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>>2630209
Wh...

Why not? W-they need cuddles too...
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>>2630227
I don't think you appreciate how poor my handwriting is, worse so with a mouse

There's no need to be mean anon, it has plagued me all of my life
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>>2630216

>buttmashers
>yfw Derpy beats you by manipulating the controller with her butt cheeks

somehow your controller still comes away encrusted with cheeto muck
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>>2630166
Intredasting, I just might.

You know, they say it's what the write forces the reader to imagine that makes something truly remarkable; the horror story where the monster is never seen, the ambiguous ending. I wonder how hot implied sex can become.

Or I could always play it safe and just go with the classic >and then they all fucked

Side note: I only have three images of Sweetie Bell in my folder, which is a travesty that I must remedy. Here is a prior SB greentext to make up for my shameful display.
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>>2630238


>buttmashers

What would you do if drunken male ponies grinded against you?
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>>2630216
i'd mash a butt
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We posting shit now?
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Destroy them with lazers
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>>2630260
Get up in that and grind back
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>>2630191
>"Hey, pony me, make me some food."
>"Haha, fuck you. No."
>"I made you tea when you asked for it, faggot!"
>"Yeah, but boiling fucking water and pouring it in a cup doesn't equal to making food!"
>"Okay, guess you'll have to scratch your own ears with your own fingers next time then..."
>"oooooh, Fuck you!"
>You pony self clumsily stands up and starts to make yourself food.
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>>2630267
fuck you asshole ill kill you motherfucker

just kidding i love ponies
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>>2630216

>buttmashers

Oh this can only end in tears
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>>2630240
>>2630230
Dogs and cats are not intelligent creatures that can speak.
>>2630243
I'm sorry. Look on the bright side: More for you.
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>>2630209
>implying you wouldn't hug and cuddle
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>>2630209
To be honest, if it was just a pony version of me he'd probably know I'm fucking around.
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I miss ballsanon

So hard
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>>2630214
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>>2630252
>only 3 sweetie belle images
that's awful
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>>2630296
But I can't cuddle myself...
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>>2630309
u gai
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>>2630270
Oh, golly, that is a beautiful butt.
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>>2630300
>cuddle with pony
>"we're just fuckin' around!"
>"ye-yeah, fuckin' around..."
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>>2630252
>Only three Sweetie images

How does that even happen?
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>>2630191
>>2630285
Wait

If its the pony version of you, why wouldnt they like to cuddle as well?
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>>2630216
>play vidya against your pony self
>finally you meet a challenger that equals your skills

That could be interesting
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>>2630321
Considering I'm not gay, yeah, he'd know.

Probably wouldn't change the fact that he'd get pissed off though.
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>>2630312
Perfect, thanks anon
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>>2630312
lal.
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>>2630292
You brought it upon yourself
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>>2630317
Yes

What of it?
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>>2630325
I don't like cuddling males that much.
That means probably he doesn't like it too much either.
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it's a mystery
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>>2630325
Since you know what annoys you, you can easily annoy your pony self.

You know exactly what to do to push all the right buttons.
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Would it be considered homo to rub dicks with a pony version of yourself? Or is it just masturbation?
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>>2630292
>cock up the nose
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>>2630283
How do I grind
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>>2630332
>"come on man, you know we ain't go"
>"n-no of course, not! I wouldn't think of you like that."
>"no, you wouldn't..."
>you both cry softly in each others shoulder
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>>2630324
>>2630314
I have none
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>>2630332

>Implying you're not just friends
>implying you wont cup his balls and squeeze them while he plays
>implying it's not totally cool and non homo

tfw no good non futa balls art
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>>2630357
What? WHAT IS A MYSTERY?
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>>2630367
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>>2630358
That would mean he knows them too.
And he would use them against you.
If you, and that means he is clever, then he would know that you are only doing it to annoy him/you.
This is starting to sound like a paradox.
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>>2630368
gay*
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>>2630325
WAIT!
If this is the PONY version of ME....
Then HE wants to get to earth just as badly as I want to get to Equestria!
We could make a good fucking deal....
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>>2630362

>MT doing a line of cock while drawing ponies

Huehuehue
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>>2630367
Well, he's rubbing his ass on your junk, you reciprocate and rub your junk around between his cheeks and shit.
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>>2630368
>>2630376
Go be gay somewhere else.
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>>2630385
Sadly, he is here, on earth, amongs humans.
And you are not in Equestria.
Life can be a bitch sometimes.
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>>2630385

>pony version of you
>already lives in Equestria
>happy as can be
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>>2630380
what indeed
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>>2630400
both at the same time?
so like is a motion similar to rubbing the cold off of your hands or more like petting a dog but with your penis?
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>>2630385
ask him if he knows lyra
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>>2630409
How did I not see this coming
I laughed for you, anon
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>>2630402
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>>2630409

Is there a Druids pony?
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Wait, would these pony versions of oneself be exact duplicates of you mentally, or would they be slightly colored by average pony mental traits?

Would these be little neurotic pony versions of ourselves? As face it, most ponies in the show are kind of crazy.
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>>2630418
Tell you what, demonstration would be easier than talking.

Where do you live?
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>>2630421
He would tell you Lyra was a fucking autist hummie, revealing her power level and shoving the fucking show into the faces of everyone.
What a faggot, right?
>>
What if I fuck my pony self?
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>>2630437
I remember someone from here trying to make one
I forget who
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>>2630459
You'd be both a top and bottom.
>>
>we are now on page 6
This is going to make quests a fucking nightmare
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>>2630440
No, they would be entirely you.
Only in pony.

>>2630459
It means you are fucking gay.
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>>2630426
Bring it to
>>>/reddit/
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>>2630405
No! If pony me can get here, then human me can get there!
There's got to be a way, and I'll find it. I'll be hugging and kissing that pink pony I like before too long...
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>be a pony
>the human you live with cooks you a massive feast
>you devour it all, clutching your swollen belly with your front legs
>the human carries you to bed and lays you down on your back
>you drift off to a nice post-meal nap as the human lovingly rubs your full belly with her soft hands
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FiM is fucking metal. I want a full score.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96PtbyM44j4&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_pykAsjshg&feature=plcp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bx-EfT0AMuk&feature=plcp
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>>2630461

buttercup saiyan

she kind of failed, but it was still a decent reaction pic
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>>2630477

Or alternatively:
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>>2630461

How would they translate the face and expression? These are the key elements of a Druids Pony.
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>>2630449
H-ha ha, right, what a faggot...
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>>2630490
>I can't cook to save my life
>We just order take-out instead
>Same end result, less work
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>>2630475
But how can it be gay if I'm fucking myself?
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You know what's great? Music. Music is fucking awesome.
What music are you listening to, if any?
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>>2630496

Shit I noticed that gilda music when I was watching that episode. Also the King of the Hoard music.

It's surprising that a cartoon magical pony show contains so much metal-inspired music.
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>>2630514
Because you're fucking a guy.

Don't worry, it's not like being gay is a bad thing.
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>>2630525
This.
And I don't even know why.
I've been listening to it the past hour.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3LnNjAZh0&feature=plcp
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>>2630514
2 dudes = full homo
sorry bro
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>>2630449
I would calmly say FUCK YOU, LYRA IS BEAUTIFUL!
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>>2630496

Gilda is so fucking awesome.

Artists, draw more gilda.
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>>2630533
Not if balls aren't touching
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>>2630531
>>2630533
If anything it would be masturbation
>>
Which pony would enjoy booping your balls with her nose the most?
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>>2630525
Stepdad's new album
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>>2630550
Punky.
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>>2630525
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MrBs6Bkwkk
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Uh, hey guys, would Rarity be willing to make you a tunic if you wound up in Equestria? Or is that not fashion forward enough? Because so far I just have the tunic, and while I love to say tunic, it doesn't seem very fabulous.

Like, what would a human wear there anyway?
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>>2630541
Your pony self would say that she is still just a pony, and you like humans better.
He would probably ask if there's a Human Lyra you know.
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>>2630550
Ponkoe
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>>2630496
don't forget the eye of tiger tier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBsOrNSXqgw&feature=plcp
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>>2630557
I would wear a Toga.
Because fuck everything, togas are comfy as fuck.
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>>2630525
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaKr98ktoxU

I haven't been able to get it out of my head since some Anon put the lyrics in the general earlier this thread.

Damn you, Anon.
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>>2630557

Fur coats.

Preferably around fluttershy
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>>2630525
>implying I recognize music or art as legitimate
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>>2630571
That scene and music made the fucking episode.
It was so great.
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>>2630545
I suppose, if you're not just fucking him because you want to fuck him.

Would you give pony you a reacharound while you fucked him, or would you let him fuck you sometime to pay him back?
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>>2630528
>It's surprising that a cartoon magical pony show contains so much metal-inspired music.

Not metal inspired. That is metal.

But metal clashes with the fanon of Punk-Gilda. Maybe Gilda listens to metal?
>>
Would you try to fit a pony's heavy testicle into your mouth?

They're clearly too large to try to fit both.
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>>2630557
saddles
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>>2629957
>>2629981
>>2630122

>Even you are having a hard time dealing with the veritable stink-bomb Twilight just unleashed upon you.
>Your eyes are watering as the smell unrelentingly assaults your senses, overtaking you.
>She's farted on you before but something about this one is much more rancid than normal, probably from her recent binging of junk food and factoring in her unwashed state.
>Despite all this your flag remains at full mast, begging to be stimulated. You let out a pathetic whimper to get her attention.
>She groans "what is it now?" and looks away from her book to you and then notices your lower half before getting the idea.
>"Ugh..if I help you with that then will you PLEASE let me get back to my research?"
>You nod as best as you can from underneath her rump.
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>>2630590
Man, these days are goin' real slow.

How long have I been here?
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>>2630561
Wait...
So my pony self is attracted to humans just as I am attracted to ponies.
And he would not find Lyra as attractive as I do....
BUT! Maybe I could find him a Lyra cosplayer at Bronycon who would be more than willing to have a male pony to share a relationship with....
IF he's willing to help get me to poneworld, I'll find him an attractive brony girl fuck you, they exist to shack up with here on earth.
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>>2630525
The Glow Pt. 2
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>>2630525
So relaxing:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF9A5iZw_jc
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>>2630578

You're welcome.
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>>2630604
>But metal clashes with the fanon of Punk-Gilda. Maybe Gilda listens to metal?

Gilda alone in her room. Head banging to some metal. I can see that.
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>>2630616
More?
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>>2630616
What a nice pony she is.
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>>2630625
HAHA

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT
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>>2630606
Of course I would. It's just a shame I could only suck one at a time.
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>>2630525

I shuffled to get to the next song before I responded to this post and this came up.

Welp. Fucking welp.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU
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>>2630658
You were saying?
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>>2630632
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>>2630658
Now, come on. We are always sharing good cosplay pics.
They're more difficult to find, but I'm sure they'd jump at the opportunity to fuck a pony.
Even if that pony was me.
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>>2630669
XDDDDDXD LOOK I PUT ON A GOOFY FACE AND CROSS MY EYES!!

I'M SO ZANY AND RANDOM!!!!! Y OUCA N'T STOP ME I DO WHAT I WANT XDDXDXD IM JUST LIKE PINKIE PIE!

ugh

and people wonder why I'm gay.
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>>2630661
But would you tend to the pony's needy shaft after getting them all hot and bothered with your mouth?

It would be the polite thing to do.
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>>2630668
Aw shit, I haven't heard this in years.
My mom fucking hated this song.
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>>2630690

But that is what pinkie pie does.
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>>2630668
How many songs do you have with the word "pony' MLPG? I have 24.
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>>2630690
You're kind of an idiot, aren't you?
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>>2630690
Yes, she crossed her eyes and did a goofy face.
And she is dressed as Pinkie.
You did a very good job noticing that.
Now hold my hand, we've got to take you back to the hospital. You've missed your medication for the last few days.
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>>2630691
Do you take me for some heartless monster? I'd take care of it however they wanted. Oral, by hand while still suckling on their balls, he could even use my butt if he wanted.
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>>2630710
Yes!
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>>2630710
>you're
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>>2630612
>>2630577
>>2630612
Tunic it is, thanks for the help
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>>2630653
>>2630645
nope no more.
kidding. It'll be here.
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Would you?
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>>2630747
Nah.
but regular spike dressed as a maid? Hell yes I would
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>>2630475

Wait, if they are you, but they are ponies, what happens when they inevitably try to make friends with you? Is there some kind of horrible friendship feed back loop? Like a friendship version of going back in time and touching yourself? Universe rending rainbow explosions?
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>>2630747
>2012 was 60 years ago
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsl6s--DYZk&feature=related
>Nobody calls Fluttershy like this, you fucking retarded kid. All your videos suck. I disliked every fucking one of them, retard. And if you are immature and you can't recognize what is shit and what is awesome... GET THE FUCK OUT FROM THE INTERNET, YOU LITTLE BITCH !

>flutterfags
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>>2630708
Out of my 13,673 songs, 8 have the word 'pony' in the title.
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>>2630690
COME AT ME BRO
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>>2630755
>you will never a bog water
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>>2630759
You make a pony friend and he makes a human friend. You may be the same person, but you're still separate entities.
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>>2630766
>not having at least 50000 songs
Fucking casual
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>>2630767
What the fuck am I watching
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>>2630759
Why?
You could just be friends with yourself.
He's not YOU, he is just your mind and soul in the form of a pony.
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>>2630767
>Dinofag's normal day
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>>2630765
Flutterfags...
You know, Fluttershy would hate to be around someone so angry.
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>>2630755
>avatarfagging
Please, go.
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>>2630765
>grabs shotgun and Barrett 50 cal
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>>2630765
You have ten seconds to explain why flutterfags shouldn't all be dragged out into the street and shot.
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>>2630784
>mfw the majority of those are probably pleb tier
>mfw lost all my images so I cant post a face
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>>2630595
The latter
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>>2630808

*grabs nuts*
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>>2630807
>avatarfagging
I dont think you know what that word means.
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>>2630812
Nasse
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why do i love ponies bathing so much
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>>2630807
I don't think you know what that word means.
Someone posted one picture.
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what if you were so ugly that you rejected yourself
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>>2630595

former, so I could clean him up afterwards
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>>2630767
What the fuck is going on there?
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>>2630812
Because then Fluttershy would be all alone...
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>>2630843
but I'm not derpy
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>>2630843
I don't have to fear that, I'm pretty handsome myself.
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>>2630720
Would you do your best to squeeze out every last drop of his viscous, musky sperm? It's been a while since he last had a chance to unload, so he's a bit backed up.
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>>2630755
What an odd looking pony.
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Thinking of starting a Twifu quest tonight. There aren't any other quests, right? It'd be my first quest, and it'd be more of a writing exercise for myself than a real quest. Any real enjoyment derived by the players would just be a great bonus.

Anybody interested? It would probably start in about an hour and a half and be done in the submarine.
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>>2630872

runnign AJ quest at th end of the thread
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>>2630786
>>2630850
The A's had Hideki Matsui ("Godzilla") on their team last year. That's presumably a crowd reaction after he hit a home run.
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>>2630872
Sure, why not?
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>>2630872
I am!
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>>2630881
But why are they fighting the air?
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>>2630879
okay then. Maybe if there''s enough interest after AJquest, I'll run Twifuquest.
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>>2630765
We bronies now?

it really sucks that Ponibooru is going down permanently, all those autism filled comments lost, like dust in the wind.
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>>2630872
>>2630879
"Pone Quests"

Man.

could you guys be any more autistic
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>>2630892
They're pantomiming Godzilla destroying Tokyo.
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>>2630902
>dust in the wind
>not tears in the rain
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You guys...
I know you hate Fluttershy. I know it's "hip" to call her autistic or 2.3 or a bland fucking worthless pegasus that can't even fucking fly...
But she is pretty cute and her voice is nice and not a single one of you would turn her away if you found her in your bed.
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>>2630902
Oh man. Was that a response to one of Jr's pics, where he was listed as "Niggerfaggot"?
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>come home from work
>new icon in toolbar
>Lenovo Simpletap
I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TOUCHSCREEN, LENOVO. STOP PUTTING THINGS ON MY COMPUTER

I KNEW BUYING PREBUILT WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE
THANKS, DAD.
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Do ponies like getting scratched behind their ears?
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Fluttershy is my least favorite pony.
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>>2630905
You're new here.
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>>2630905
You haven't even begun to see the depths of our autism.
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>>2630905
Oh, go soak your head, you fucking crumb-bum.
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>>2630928
NO, OKAY

NO, THEY HAT IT
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>>2630922
That's exactly right.
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>>2630916
no you're pretty much just as bad as that now

like in a completely different way

but just as bad
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>>2630815
>implying
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>>2630928
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!
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>>2630923
STOP USING SOFTWARE THAT DOESNT RESPECT YOUR FREEDOM
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>>2630920
I would guess that most people are doing it ironically.
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>>2630920
>Fluttershy
Who?
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>>2630928
of course
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>>2630922
Yes it was.
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>>2630859
Mmhmm. Nothing but the best treatment for him. After he finally found release, I'd do my very best to get it all out, slowly working his shaft from the very base, all the way to the tip to get that last little bead out. His pipes would never be cleaner after I was through with him.
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>>2630920
Dude she lives with animals all over her house, I bet she has fleas, ticks and all sorts of other nasty bugs. She can sleep outside.
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>>2630928
Of course.
It's orgasmic.
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>>2630920
I like her much more ever since Hurricane Fluttershy.
That was a good episode.
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>>2630905
Hiatus has ALWAYS made us do things we aren't proud of.

Besides. Pinkiequest was a MASSIVE fucking success and everyone involved had a great goddamn time.
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>>2630905
Oh hi. You must be new.

Our quests are actually just the tip of our autism iceberg if you will; we also have arts for pony, written fanfictions for poni, and even an arhcive of every thread we've had here about how we love the pone.
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>>2630950

In a different way how? Because we do it just for you? Because I'd do anything you you MLPG.

Sluttymare.jpg
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>>2630905
Oh you have no idea how autistic we can be if we want to.
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>>2630956
I ALREADY HAVE A LINUX COMPUTER
IT'S XUBUNTU, SUCK IT TORVALDS
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>>2630966

You could always clean her up anon.
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>>2630951
Try-Hard as fuck.
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>>2630950
I don't know how long you've been with us, but we've been running quests for ages.
Since long before /mlp/ was created.
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>>2630958
>E-Everybody's favorite pony is F-Fluttershy, they're just b-being ironic!
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>>2630964
But what if afterwards he wanted to cuddle with you? He so badly needs to feel your arms wrapped around him gently running through his coat as he nuzzles his face against your chest.
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>>2630979
>Quests
>Something we're not proud of
>Laughing_crystalized_Rasin.png
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>>2631000
This.
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>>2630991
Ew, no.
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>>2630981
>You must be new.

if you think this is any better than calling people "newfag"

you're wrong

just so you know

>arts for pony, written fanfictions for poni, and even an arhcive of every thread we've had here about how we love the pone.

somehow, I think roleplaying out fantasies of dating a pony with other guys on the internet tops all that

somehow
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>>2630906
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>>2630993
>implying you're not jelly of my patrician swag
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>>2630920
She is and has always been best horse.
GIVE HER SCREEN TIME IN SEASON 3 PLEASE WRITERS
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>>2631000
>yfw new people think Quests are a recent thing and try to fit in by dismissing them as "brony autism" because that's what they think is a cool thing to say in these threads
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>>2631000
>we've been running quests for ages.

im not saying quests are autistic

raisin was really really fun

but this whole "dating the main six" questlines are just bad
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>>2630990
>LINUX
I'd just like to interject for a moment.
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>>2631033
No time for Fluttershy this season.
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>>2630979
Is there an easy way to read Pinkiequest or am I going archive diving for several hours
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>>2631012
>yfw all these new people dont even know about Rasin
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>>2630905
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Rusty%20Quest.html

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Raisin%20Quest.html

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Pinkie%20Quest/Pinkie%20Pie%20Date%20Ar
chive.html

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive
.html

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%201.7z
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%202.7z
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%203.7z
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%204.7z
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%205.7z

http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
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>>2630966
Okay okay.
What if you found her in your bathtub, taking a bath and soaping up and stuff?
And you open the door and she says,
"EEP! Oh! Um... Hi. I'm.... lost. I don't know where I am. C-can I stay with you tonight?
What then, tough guy?
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>Renne Quest bros early in the thread
fuck, i missed it again
i just want to talk about crazy shit ;_;
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>>2631043
>implying you wouldn't date them if you could
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>>2631021
>New person getting mad when people call him new
>Trying to save face as an anonymous poster
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>>2631047
>implicationeering Fluttershy isn't the nun
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>>2631043
>but this whole "dating the main six" questlines are just bad
Agreed.
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>>2631058
I dont like her but I would a fluttershy.
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>>2631033
>She is and has always been best horse.
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>>2630920
Fluttershy isn't bland like Applejack, she is just one note and all of her focus episodes are exactly the same.
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>>2631057
Sentenal fuck off.
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>>2631068

*dead
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>>2631066
But she is a slut.
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>>2631094
No more tables for you.
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>>2631068

*here
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This fucking song, man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X_mGWOHEKY
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>>2631043
Well, I like them.
If you don't, then don't participate.
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>>2631006
Well then he'd better get in bed because I would hold that stallion close while we laid together, nuzzling against his neck and tousling his mane with one hand while I gently stroked him with the other.
I might even whisper about how much he means to me while we embrace. Anything to make sure he knows he'll be my little pony forever.
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>>2631066
Whores can't be nuns, anon.
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>>2631068
Why are you currently using your name and trip? You have absolutely no reason to do so right now.
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>>2631080
>you will never slide your fingers up and down Fluttershy's drooling marelips, teasing her as she squirms in your lap, panting heavily
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CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING:

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>>2631141
Because he's about to do AJquest.
Why do you care?
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>>2631094
>>2631109
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>>2631141
Presumably to tell people that he'll be doing the quest, anon.

Dislodge the stick from your ass.
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>>2631164
I DONT GET IT
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>>2631043
I think it's fun as hell.

It's just the next evolution of waifuing.

Why do you think nobody writes waifufics anymore?
It's because we have quests.
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>>2631164
Yes, AJ, you are still stupid as hell.
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>>2631114
This fucking song, man.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
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>>2631164
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>>2631164
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>>2631182
still smarter than Twilight
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>>2631166
Rarity likes to dance to tables.
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>>2631180
>Why do you think nobody writes waifufics anymore?
Because all the writefags leave this place.
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>>2631164
i never thought about it that way
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>>2631186
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>>2631187
>You will never know what is she saying
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>>2631164
Duly considered.
Allow me to rebut:
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iiiIiiiIiIiIiIiIiiiiiiiIiiiIiIiiiiIiiiiiIIiiiIIiiIiiIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIiiiIIiiIIIIIIIiIiIIIIIIIIiiIiiiii
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>>2631164
Consider the following

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_______SLUT_____________________________________________________________________________________
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>>2631165
>>2631170
He informed us earlier in the thread.
The thread wont be over for another 90 images.
Now he's devolved into shitposting.
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>>2631198
2fast4me
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>>2631183
I hate this song and by extension I hate Pinkie Pie.
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>>2631215

>now he's devolved into shitposting


ahahahha the fucking irony
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>>2631200
YEAH. SURE NEED THAT TRIPCODE TO RUN A QUEST THAT HASNT STARTED YET.
TOTALLY NECESSARY TO USE IT NOW, INSTEAD OF WHEN THE QUEST ACTUALLY STARTS.
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>>2631222
>hating the smile song

MLPG is pretty gay, but this takes the cake.
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>>2631208
She's saying "Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"
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>>2631215
You're right, lone, singular anon who is shit posting. We should all tell this one tripfag off and drive him away from our precious General.
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>>2631214
BUT WHAT IF ____________________________________________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
___________________season 3 is cancelled because hasbro hates you_________________________________________________________________________________________________
___________yes, specifically you, not anyone else in the fandom______________________________________________________________________________________________
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
__________________________________they hate you THAT MUCH_______
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>>2631235
Don't scare me, anon
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>>2631222
Oh...
How about this song?
Does it make you smile?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlUdy2AobjI&feature=related
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>>2631242
well they made a trixie toy for seth so anything is possible
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>>2631228
>>2631215
You people are the fucking idiots ruining the thread. I wish you would wear trips so I could filter you, but unfortunately I am stuck with your shitty posting that does nothing for anyone's enjoyment or happiness.
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>>2631059
Like what?
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>>2631215
Whoever the fuck you are, you are the worst shitposter we have had in quite some time.
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>>2631228
Just as much as screaming about people not doing what you want on the internet, huh?
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>>2631260
Stop shitposting.
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>summer hiatus
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>>2631242
I always knew my shit posting would come to this
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>>2631260
Complaining about shit posting is also shit posting.
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>>2631277
Is all your fault jr.
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Do you faggots need to be reminded of this shit again?
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I wonder if I should just filter the word "shitpost".
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>>2631268
>>>/mlp/
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>>2631282
So... stop then.
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>>2631263
NOPE

I'm not doing horror quests again.
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I like drawing pone butts. My mother would be proud.
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STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING STOP SHITPOSTING

WAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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>>2631293
Stop shitposting.
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>>2631127
Then you'd better be prepared to deal with waking up next to him, feeling his cock throb hotly against you as he snoozes. He might even mumble your name as his hips give a little buck and his fat cockhead drools a thin stream of his pre.
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>>2631285
Its not like I even like ponies or anything...

____________________________________________________________________________________________________
______________________________yes I do________________________________
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>>2631288
And then he made /mlp/.
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>>2631303
That´s a nice butt anon.
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So, uh, did we scare off all of our contributors?
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>>2631303
dat puckered anus.

unf.
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>I can shitpost all I want
>you can't respond to me because that would be considered shitposting
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>>2631302
>>2631303
>>2631305
>>2631311
>>2631315
>>2631316
>>2631319

Stop shitposting.
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>>2631303
UNF

Why is it always purpleautism?
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>>2631242
>season 3 is cancelled because hasbro hates you
but that would be the best thing ever
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>>2631204

Krabb's a fag
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>>2631323
STOP GREENTEXTING
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>>2631324

Stop shitposting.

[the ride will never end]
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>>2631319
no just most of them
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>>2631263
like anything
what the hell is that tumblr
who is Baldwin
what do those symbols mean
why always gears and skulls and doors
why does Chance hate Gaston so much
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>>2631321
>>2631323
>>2631334
>>2631337

Stop shit posting.
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>>2631348
shitposting is a buzzword
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>>2631324
LOL LE EPIC RESPONDING TO IRONIC SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING
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>>2631277
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>>2631334

Her hair is easy to draw.

That's pretty much it.
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Everyone stop doing what you are doing. I do not like it and it is shitposting.
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>>2631319
Of course. It was the only way to free ourselves of their attentionwhoring, shitposting, circlejerking, and ableism. Now we have... This.
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>>2631302
I have to say, the lead up to where we are now has been great
Gradual, and yet we keep going down
Like the sinking of a ship
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>>2631347
No one says no to Gaston!

badumtss
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>>2631362
Straight hair Pinkie is easy too.
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>>2631357
>>2631360
>>2631361
>>2631375
>>2631376
>>2631378

Stop shitposting.
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>>2631361
Thats a really pretty duck.
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Cleaned up all my shitposts. How much longer until the new thread again?
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so when is that god damn brony documentary coming out?

not the one i've already seen, the kickstarter one
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>>2631311
Oh goodness, that's absolutely adorable. As much as I'd love to let him leak in his sleep, it wouldn't be a good idea to let it get on the sheets. I guess I'd just have to find a comfortable position to keep cuddling with him while my mouth is wrapped around his drippy cock.
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>>2631388
Ends at the 250th image.
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>LoL NA is still down

>Riot in charge of video games
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>>2631406
dammit my penis just moved around a bit. stop this shit before i turn gay.
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>>2631403
These kinds of professional things take many months if not years.
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http://www.mane6.com/2012/06/bite-size-update-week-4.html
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>>2631411

And we aren't dumping adorable pics of pone because?
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Is it safe, yet?
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>>2631426
>http://www.mane6.com/2012/06/bite-size-update-week-4.html

Stop shitposting.
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>>2631403
Well it's supposed to chronicle DeLancie's time at Bronycon. So probably a few months after that.

The one the fat guy with the massive neckbeard made is out. Somewhere on youtube.
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>>2630616
>>2630653
>>2630645
>>2630735
sorry for the wait. I'm a slow writer you know?
>"Fine fine let's make this quick" she rolls her eyes at you.
>"Between you squirming and making noise and this horrible pain in my stomach
from whatever was in that confectionery monstrosity Pinkie forced on me I can't even focus." Twilight rambles on as the aura of her magic forms around your pants unzipping them and pulling them down with one swoop along with your boxers, finally exposing your erection.
>Twilight's stomach makes a squelching noise, as if the mere mention of what she had consumed earlier on stirred a reaction. A silent puff of air escapes her bottom and rushes right into your nose.
>She looks down at you as you inhale the smell, "I figure I can knock two birds with one stone if I do this. I can't believe that anyone can be turned on by this though. No offense but it's just so weird. I find it fascinating."
>You have no way of responding as you are muffled by her cheeks but you direct your eyes towards your member, still standing firm.
>"Of course, silly me. I was just babbling." She leans forward, her soft luscious butt still firmly planted on your face, and slowly sucks on the head of your dick, teasing you with her tongue.
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>>2631428
You dont rush these things anon.
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What would your waifu think?
What would that adorable pony think of the way you behave here on the internet?
She wouldn't like it, anon. She wouldn't like it one bit.
Be the person she'd be proud to call husbando.
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>>2631430

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=PQtM1syENmQ#t=16s
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>>2631432
>avatarfagging
fuck off
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>>2631425
>mfw the documentary doesn't come out until the show is over
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Whats your favorite show tune /co/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=bc80tFJpTuo
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You are transported to Equestria with a bowie knife and three packs of gum. Your objective is to kill Twist, and if you do so you can live forever with your pony waifu. She will love you unconditionally.

Can you bring yourself to kill an innocent filly for your own selfish desires?
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>>2631459
they're gonna rush production on that thing to get it out there before the fandom dies five days after s3e13
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>>2631449
Oh man what movie is that a reference to?
The one with the Nazi dentist saying "Is it safe?" over and over.
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>>2631459
Star Trek ended over forty years ago.

There's still a fandom.
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>>2631471
I still want to see a pone cast of RHPS drawn
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>>2631476
Yes. Twist sucks.
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>>2631426

>those special move inputs

...do they just not have them coded in correctly yet?

The alt colors are cool though.
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>>2631476
But my waifu IS Twist
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>>2631446
>Twilight regards my sexual depravity with scientific curiosity.
Yes... I can live with this.
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>>2631476
I fucking hate Twist, so I'd do it for no reason at all.
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>>2631421
Nothing wrong with doing anything for the stallion you love, anon.
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>>2631485
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>>2631476
>Twist

Yeah, no problem there
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>>2631347
>>2631382
>Gaston
Alright, retconning. I like that name too much.
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>>2631476
I couldn`t bring myself to kill Twist. I also don`t have a waifu.
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>>2631481
>Fandom dying after the show ends
HAH
YOU WISH
NO ANON. IT'S GOING TO PERSIST. AND STAGNATE. YOU THINK THINGS ARE BAD NOW? JUST YOU WAIT.
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>>2631484
>star trek
>ended
new movie coming out next year dummy
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>>2631403
Next year at the earliest if they got a good AD/SS who's on the spot with keeping track of the hours of footage they'll be recording.
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>>2631485
I know.
We should kickstarter this or something.
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>>2631476
>three packs of gum

HOLD IT

What kinda gum we talkin about here?
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Don't blink guys.
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>>2631362
I find Applejack's hair easiest to draw.
Followed by Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash, Twilight, and Pinkie in that order.
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>>2631471
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zFbc5MzAxk
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would any of the mane 6 be in favor of gay marriage?
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>>2631533
spearmint
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>>2631476
I would kill a thousand cute fillies for the chance to live forever with Pinkie.
Killing a single ugly one should be a piece of cake.
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Why don't any of you guys do [right] by each other?
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>>2631484
the original one did, but the franchise is still making movies and games and shit
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>>2631533
Juicy Fruit
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>yfw the Documentary is a Dateline NBC style breakdown of all the horrible things about the fandom
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>>2631533
Zebra Stripe

You can keep the gum, even if you do not kill Twist
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>>2631549
Fuck that. Using knife on myself.
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>>2631537
>pone scp
what

why
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>>2631537
Oh fucking shit that was perfect. It's like 'yeah ok whatever' >scroll down Wait shit where'd it OH GUFGULIDSAF
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>>2631540
Thats pretty cute whos the artist?
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>>2631565

>2/3 of the movie is dedicated to MLPG
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>>2631485
what was the lineup we decided on
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>>2631565

>some cry
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>>2631439
I thought he was going to interview and follow bronies around, not just record bronycon.
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>>2631520
There was a 10-year gap between ToS's cancellation and the release of ST:TMP. That's when the fandom got big, in fact.
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>>2631553
And I fucked it up. How did I even do that.
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>>2631562
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>>2631580
>implying we wouldn't simply convert all the domentarians to regular MLPG posters within the first 7 hours of their discovering us
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>>2631612
>Can know this place
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>>2631426
>there will never be a demo
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>>2631558
Honestly, despite how much fun this show is, it doesn't have those lasting elements star trek had that gave its fanbase such longevity. There definitely still be bronies 40 years from now, but I doubt it'll be star trek levels.
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>>2631617
>they all get trips
>STOP SHITPOSTING AND GO ANON YOU NONCONTRIBUTEFAG
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>>2631617
>wow, I didn't know there was a place hosting such intelligent analysis of horse farts. I've really got to be a part of this community
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>>2631647
>There definitely still be bronies 40 years from now, but I doubt it'll be star trek levels.
We can hope.
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>>2631617
>Faust will never lurk our threads again
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>>2631663
>Tara will.
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>>2631647
>There definitely still be bronies 40 years from now
I wonder...
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>>2631617
>constant infighting
>DJ Acid
>Would you a musky horse?
>I want to be the slutty trap mare, /co/. Wat do?
Yeah. What's not to love?
I love us, but you have to admit that we're an acquired taste
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>writing waifufic of a pony other than waifu
>cannot simply let heartfelt >feels guide the writing
>have to consider how ____fags will like it

Man
This is hard
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>>2631406
That would only serve to make him drool all the more, your tender suckling on his shaft coaxing his slick pre to start pouring out of him. His moans of your name would get louder, his legs pulling you tight as your mouth on his cock turns his dreams even wetter.
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>>2631682
Like black licorice or dark beer
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>>2631674
Think she'll tweet her experience if she ever does?
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>>2631674
>tara is Tiarawhy
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>>2631690
>deepthroat horse penis in sleep
>pone goes erect
>you die
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>>2631699
>implying tara isn't ross
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>>2631674
Someone should post on her twitter and ask her to come here. She won't
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i like this Yellow horse, she is my 3rd favorite. Is this normal? or should i consult a physician?
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How does it feel to know that you will never share a love as strong and beautiful as the love between Marge and Homer Simpson?
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>>2631699
tarawhy
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>>2631726
That depends on who your second and third favourite horses are

And what you would like to do with this yellow horse
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>>2631671
Butts?
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>>2631726
Yes.
It should be much lower.
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>>2631726
No, she's my 3rd favorite as well, and I'm a perfectly normal, well-adjusted Twifag.
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>>2631726
who are first 2 favorite, this is important
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>>2631733
that is the worst post that has ever been made in the history of MLPG
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>>2631742
Why is Celestia's regal behind so glorious?
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>>2631726
Pinkie>Applejack>Rarity=Twilight>Dash=Fluttershy
But I love them all very much and would do anything for any of them.
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>>2631740
>>2631754
these 2. from left to right.
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ooohhhh noooooo

doctor conner's claaassss
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>>2631760
Because it smells like freshly baked bread.
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>>2631760
Because she has the best butt, next to Applejack.
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>>2631747
slutontopofthetabletier
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>>2631770
Would you do anything to any of them?
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>>2631772
>Dashfag
YOU PEOPLE STILL EXIST?
I MUST STUDY YOU.
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a plane passed silently overhead
the streetlight
and the buds on the trees
in the night
were still
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>>2631793
Anything they asked.
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>>2631709
>Suck him to orgasm
>He flares, lodging his cock in your esophagus
>Neither of you can dislodge it
>He has to watch you suffocate and die on his cock
>He has to wait for his erection to naturally subside before he can remove it, your corpse dangling from his crotch in the mean time
>He's traumatized for life
>He will forever associate sex and orgasms with death
>He's scared of his own penis
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>>2631779
spiderman out of fucking nowhere!
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>>2631675
I think this is what we're all waiting to see. The whole brony thing has sprung up a pretty advanced fandom REALLY quickly...will it dissemble just as quickly once the show ends? How could it possibly persist?
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>>2631787
No, I think it smells more like horse ass.
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>>2631794
something wrong with liking the blue horse?
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>>2631830

Yes
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>>2631807
Would you brutally rape Diamond Tiara if Pinkie asked you to?
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>>2631808
>becomes a mare
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>>2631830
Yes. No rational person would like worst horse.
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>All the cheesecake of Mabel from Gravity Falls

I can't
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>>2631830
>blue
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>>2631690
Well that's just a nice little benefit for the both of us. His pre is always a tasty little treat, and he never leaks like this while he's awake. I'd squeeze him right back and enjoy being so close and intimate with him. He'll never know how it makes me feel to know he can't even stay away from me in his wildest dreams.
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>>2631830
Nothing at all, she's a very nice and cute horse.
It's just there seems to be so few of you these days...
What do you like best about her?
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Would you crack open pone's femur and suck out the marrow?
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>>2631815
No. It smells like a nice warm loaf of bread right out of the oven. Now shut up.
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>>2631830
Yes. Not to mention Dash has the second creepiest/worst fans.
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why can't girls have penises?!

that's, like, the only thing i don't like about them
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>>2631844
Is that show any good?
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>>2631844

link pls
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>>2631836
Why?
>>2631842
I know i said blue horse, but that is Rainbow Dash not Trixie. An honest mistake i understand
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>>2631836
There's something wrong with that?
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>>2631830
>Not cyan

Do you even brony
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>>2631838
Fuck...
It had to be Pinkie, didn't it?
I would ONLY do it if Pinkie asked me.
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>>2631860
I'd rather make a soup with it
I fucking love how thick the broth gets with a bit of bone marrow in it
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Would you huff Rainbow Dash's rotten egg farts?
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>>2631864
No kidding.
You can barely call them human
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>>2631867
Go fuck a man.
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>>2631867
I know that feel bro
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>>2631895
pffft no dude i'm not gay
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>>2631861
That doesn't make sense! She's a horse! It's an ass! Why should it smell like bread, of all things?
She'd think you were extremely silly for wanting to smell her ass!
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>>2631891
No. Only pone with farts that smell bad is bugpone.
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>>2631893
NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR.
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>>2631878
>double rainboom

I'm glad I'm not.
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>>2631891
... This isn't a fluffy pony thread, right?

Please tell me this isn't a fluffy Trojan horse.
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>>2631854
Physically i like coat/mane/eye colors. I like her voice especially the way it cracks at times. Personality wise i like her confidence, and willingness to fight to protect her friends. I know she is very headstrong, but i dont really mind that.
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>>2631893
>Average Dash fan is an adorable cartoon filly
...Where can I meet an average Dash fan?
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>>2631919
finish the dash fic
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>>2631920
Do you think she would like you?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW7mWW-DmX4
>you will never gaze lovingly into Fluttershy's eyes as she beeps out the melody of a song
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Some of you might find this useful.
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>>2631446
>>2631496
>A muffled victory cheer escapes you. Twilight can't help but giggle at your petty need for sexual release as she swirls her tongue along your head before lapping it up and down your shaft several times, getting it nice and moist.
>You latch each of your hands onto one of her ass cheeks, fingers sinking into the soft flesh. >You lull your tongue out, hoping to return the favor and run it along the length of her vulva up to her asshole, savoring the tangy-sweet sweaty taste.
>Twilight gasps, pulling away from your cock and suddenly her magic has your hands bound to the ground and you're unable to move your tongue out to taste her again.
>"I can't have you doing that. I'm sorry but I need the energy so I can stay up. Just..try to enjoy yourself" She reassures you with a wiggle of her rump before going back down on you.
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>>2631905
Because it's a warm, thick scent that happens to be very pleasant, and I want to be able to bury my face in Celestia's plush cheeks and breathe in her effluence without gagging.

It's a fantasy goddamnit, I know it's silly.
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Alright losers. Time for the most pathetic thing on the internet again! Which of the ponies to I pretend to snuggle tonight?

I believe last time was Cadance, thought I think I might be wrong. Either way, great night sleep. Would cuddle again.
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>>2631925
I wish I was an average Dash fan ;_;
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>>2631925
>Scootaloo
>Adorable
Maybe if you have shit taste
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>2016
>fandom has been dead for three years
>MLPG dissolved without a whimper
>your thoughs have wandered to it recently
>you begin to type 'hyperindex' into the address bar
>it shows up before you even get to 'p'
>you click it
>it's all gone
>replaced by a grayscale marker
>and this song
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k70iKGjr-Zs
>your face
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>>2631944
Granny Smith
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>>2631944
Jelly Pone.
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>>2631938

These would be useful if pones didn't have silly cartoony wings
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>>2631944
How's about Beta Ray Belle?
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>that feel when pink doesn't exist
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>>2631941
welp
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>>2631935
I think we could be friends.
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>>2631941
Oh, fuck her.
She's getting a licking whether she wants it or not.
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>>2631944
weeks worth of Dash's rotten egg farts condensed into an almost solid, tangible being
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>>2631962
Ohhhh, neat. Nice old. Wasnt expecting that. But she still cute pony and probably a deep sleeper. Perfect for cuddling.

Thanks again MLPG and may all your dreams come true!
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>>2631959
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>>2631989
>Granny Smith
>Cute
You're disgusting.
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>>2631812
>How could it possibly persist?
Fanart and fanfiction, naturally.

Look around deviantart, fanfiction archives, or forums and you'll see shit listed from the most obscure or the most dead series and franchises, so obviously they have some semblance of fandom even if it is a handful of people. Who's to say there won't be some deep-seated collective of bronies and G4 nostalgia in the future?
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>>2631959
>that
>not this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
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>>2631959
>not this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfo&feature=related
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>>2631959
That's a beautiful piece..
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>>2631950
>this pretty, energetic little filly
>not adorable
Aw come on now Anon. She's cute.
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>>2631989
There's nothing wrong with imagining young Granny Smith.
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Guys quick question
If ponibooru is killed what other sitess could I use?
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>>2631967

you musnt confine self into the imagine of the fun that would consist in knowing an solution to procreate and make do with what is in there
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>>2632002
Come now anon

All hte ponies are cute. You know that. Each of them would be a treat to cuddle with all night. Even the elderly ones.
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>>2632014
She's cute...
But she probably doesn't even like to cuddle.
Not like Sweetie.
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>>2632025
Derpybooru.
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>>2632022
Next timne you should specify that sort of thing. Old granny smith it is!
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>>2631927
I will. I'm on the beach though.
It may involve Beach Time Dashie.
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>>2632029
I'd be scared I'd wake up to cuddling a dead pony.
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>>2631959
>MLPG dissolved without a whimper
It just don't feel right...

;_;
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Post-MLPG mourning music?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFnccM00NyE
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>>2632014
>ugly voice
>ugly mane
>ugly color
>adorable
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>>2632046
With all that heat? Unf.
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>>2632044
>Derpybooru
Well it loads as slowly as ponibooru so that's a good start
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>>2631959
>MLPG not going out with a >bang
It's like you don't even /co/.
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>>2632058
>Cute voice
>VERY cute mane
>Acceptable color
Sounds adorable to me.
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>>2632050
Wouldnt it be comforting to know that they spend their last moments with you? Comfortable and peaceful, simply drifting off to sleep
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>tfw 11,000 words of horse sex
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>>2632052
It won't be a whimper.

One day, the general will fall off of page 15 before we hit image limit (excusing spam doing that), and then... the general will be laid to rest.
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>>2632025
brb downloading every image on ponibooru
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>>2631959
All those memories, all those good times lost forever as if they never even existed.

This is our fate.
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>>2632080
Maybe if you're deaf and blind
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>>2632091
>tfw Marker pony is ded
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Belive me, if MLPG goes, I'll make a noise

I'll make a noise so loud everyone will hear it

its a fart
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>>2632081
I suppose, but it would still be traumatizing.
>>2632083
I think you mean >Absolutely Arousing.
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>>2632052
Better to end it fast than a slow painful death
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>>2632057
Sure. A classic:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqKD5WOivpQ
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>>2632091
Fuck that made me >feel
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Start planning your final threads now ladies and gents. There's only 13 episodes and a theatrical movie left until Friendship is Magic is finished.
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>>2631944
Why not just your waifu?

I can't remember the last time I went to sleep without thinking of my pillow as Twilight
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>>2632091
But what if hope returns?
A new movie or something?
Should forbidden magic be used? Dark magic that defies the very laws of nature?
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>>2632091
Sounds like a whimper to me. As opposed to a bang.
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Why is Ponibooru dying?
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>>2632101
>Implying she won't be booping the Marker in heaven
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>>2632099
Would you let a little pony take care of you with your eyes and ears gone?

You wouldnt be aware of the world around you anymore.

Only the soft little warm comfort that gives you water and warm food. That keeps you safe.
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>visit england just to travel and sightsee
>stop in a nice-looking little bar in london
>sit down, order a beer
>bartender looks at me funny
>calls over his co-barman, "oi dis chap 'ere talkin' funny"
>co-worker asks "wha-uh yuh want mate"
>tell him I just want a beer
>"eh? wot's e' sayin'?"
>say "just a beer please."
>bartender says "oi bloke 'ere ain't even dun speak nun right propah"
>"never mind, i'll just have a glass of water"
>some guy out of nowhere fucking leans into my ear
>he breathes loudly, look over and see yellow-brownish rotting teeth
>he's just staring at me
>get up and run toward exit
>"oi punk, where 'a you fink youh goin' 'ey ya dun propah wanka"
>rush outside
>accidentally bump into someone on my around the corner
>realize it's the queen of england
>everyone stares in horror
>"OI, LAD JUST TOUCHED QUEEN 'LIZZY"
>the royal guard lunges for me
>suddenly an idea flashes in my mind
>"look everyone, big ben's about to bong!"
>the entire fucking block stops moving and looks up at the sky, almost as if some kind of primitive reflex
>escape around the block, find a taxi and go the airport as quickly as I can
>fly home that day
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>>2632117
Pinkie, for me.
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>>2632121
no whimper, no bang, only silence
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>>2632104
Oh I agree, writing the third chapter was the first time I've ever gotten a boner from my own work.
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>>2632124
New Marker pone when?
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>>2632117
I like all of the ponies, anon

There are so many choices every night, I need help to decide
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>>2632091
That's never going to happen.
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>>2632142
What? How?
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>>2632121
>MLPG goes out with a bang
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>>2631959
>>2632057
>>2632091
Aw come on don't do this guys.

You're gonna bum me out.
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>>2632134
That would be beautiful.
And she could help me to become a Pinball Wizard.
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>>2632136
You're Pinkieanon, aren't you? The guy who wants to live with Pinkie and bake with her

I'm putting Pinkie on priority waifufic schedule just for you
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>>2632135
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>>2632140
I feel that getting boners while writing indicated I must be writing something arousing
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>>2632163
>Le what
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>>2631959
AH! After one thousand years I am free! Time to conquer earth!
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>>2632153
The filename.
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>>2632117

>That feel when you waifu was Lyra and now it's Bonbon or Lily
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>>2632120
It may return.

But still. The General, faltering... having a missed step. A broken line. A slightly unsteady flow.

It'll have gone on for over two years without ever skipping a beat at that point.

After that, it'll never be quite the same.
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>>2632154
Drink the Kool-Aid and live forever with your waifu.
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>>2632135
What exactly is that image?
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>>2632160
There's gotta be a twist.

Then again, with such a supple wrist, there may be something you could do for her.
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>>2632175
>implying you have, or have ever had, a waifu
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>>2632172
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>>2632059
> Dash
> Heat
The jokes write themselves. Great for Applejack, eh?
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>>2632162
Yeah, that's me. And thanks a ton. Are you someone I've heard of?
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Would you fart in a pony's mouth if she asked you to?
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>>2632159
>MLPG >feels right before I have to go
Damn it, guys.
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>>2632191
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>>2632172
OH, FUCK, I'M LAUGHING AGAIN!
THANK YOU, GENERAL!
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>>2632159
It's far more likely that it will be forcibly removed from existence. /mlp/ will have run its course long before the tortured souls that haunt MLPG find rest.

This board will have served its purpose, and will eventually be removed from the chan. Unfortunately, ponies won't be allowed elsewhere afterwards. MLPG will appear on /co/ briefly, but eventually be removed by moderators, and bans will be handed around like goodie bags as we're finally ousted from the site.

Don't worry, though. There may be a place like mlpg.co where the dream is kept alive. It won't be fast, maybe only a few posts a day by the end of all this, but there will will never truly die. Not as long as you're around, anon.
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OH GOD WHY
SPOILERED FOR THE WEAK HEARTED
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>>2632218
>>2632219
i love you, mlpg
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>>2632225
>these feels
I don't want them. Stop giving me them.
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>>2632206
>appledash
Im going to pass. Good luch though.
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>>2632221
Fuck, how have I never seen this?
/mu/tants can scream "pleb" all they want, Tommy is my favorite album ever.
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>>2632229
Oh shit that is adorable.
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>>2632225
Keep the faith, horesfuckers. Keep fighting the good fight.
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>>2632218
I guess so. I mean she'd do the same for me, right?

Not that I'd ask her to do something like that or anything.
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>>2632229
Super kawaii.
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>>2632215
I've waifufagged with you many times with Twilight and I write Twaifufics

Once I'm done with Rarity and Flutershy there'll be your Pinkie
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>>2632180
We've alreay... We've already changed. We've stared into the abyss. We've seen the Warp with our own eyes. It surrounds us in this hell. None can look into the very eyes of Chaos and emerge unchanged. While we walk the same lines, though our ranks unbroken, our armor has worn. Our health is failing. Though we march forward unending, some falter in their salute, their arms heavy with lesions and boils. Some march by the sound of their comrades, their eyes taken by the taint of chaos. Many have simply fallen. But we march on unfazed, towards our doom. Onward to Oblivion.

We will never return to /co/. /mlp/ is our Purgatory.
We're not here to continue. We're here to be judged.
The general will fall.

And we will fall with it.
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>>2632180
So it never dies. He just slumbers.
Whenever pony returns he awakens to serve.
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It used to be that mlpg was the first thing I would check when I got on the computer.

Now I go to a half dozen different places first. In fact, I usually don't even come here until I'm so bored I've already read the news and weather.

imo, these threads died a long, long time ago.
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>>2632173
Right...I'll probably draw something next days if laziness does not beat me
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>>2632248
Quadrophenia is the superior album, fag. My dadrocker father knows that. Jack fucking Black knows that.
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>>2632162
Who wouldnt want to live with Pinkie and spend your days together happily baking and having fun?
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>>2632263
and in strange aeons
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>>2632267
Imaginate que Pinkie esta esperando el dibujo
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>Implying the horse general will ever die
>Ever
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>>2632225
Well.

You've gone and done it.
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>>2632263
Well then if by some miracle Gen 4.5 or Gen5 will be good we shall meat again fellow horsefuckers
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>>2632255
Oh, of course it's you. I'm actually like, five anons, a drawfag, and a feeble occasional writefag. I'm surprised you picked me out just by knowing my pillow is Pinkie.
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>>2632263
>>2632279
the horrible sentience know as My Little Pony General

Endlessly drifting through space. Slumbering.

Waiting.
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>>2632241
Dude
No
I meant Applejack can't write jokes
Because Applejack doesn't feel OR write.
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>>2632295
>meat
I like to believe this was not a typo.
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>>2632280
>Conectando la tableta en éste mismo instante
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>>2632300
What is the best ship?
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SEASON 3 HASN'T EVEN STARTED YOU PANSIES
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>>2632300
>Applejack cant feel
No dreams only apples now.
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>>2632308
>Season 3 will only last 13 episodes
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>>2632308
>season 3 will never start
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>>2632304
Esa es la actitud recuerda que va a sonreir.
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>>2632268
Tommy is more fun.
I will concede that Quadrophenia had a superior movie, and that it is obviously technically superior.
I would agree that it is a better album, but I happen to like Tommy more.
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>>2632298
I like that paragraph on how your life with Pinkie would be like. It made me >feel.
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>>2632318
Then why have they been hiring writers for MLP FiM?
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>>2632307
The Queen Mary II. No question.
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>>2632307
friendship
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>>2632308
How strange is it that Dan is exactly like me? Both in appearance and personality and name?
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What ponies taste like?
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>>2632325
Well, that's a load of your opinion that is completely valid.

Arthur by The Kinks is better than either, btw. Just don't tell Rolling Stone that.
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>>2632342
like pony
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>>2632334
Do you scream the names of your enemies at every possible opportunity?
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>>2632329
Hasbro is stupid.
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>>2632307
HMS Squigglekicker.
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>>2632329
They are going to make a show for the bronies
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>>2632342
Like love anon
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>>2632329
They have?
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>>2632257
>MLPG is a nearly unending line of diseased, mutated soldiers wearing damaged or destroyed equipment marching lock-step directly towards the eye of terror
I like this visual.
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>>2632328
Thanks. I'm working on a proper feelfic with Derpy at the moment, but my computer is being repaired physically.
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>>2632329
They haven't.

Last I heard they've been laying off some of the best writers like AKR.
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>>2632295
Even if it's terrible, we will be reunited by it, however briefly. G5 will be announced, and we'll gather together in MLPG for the first time in longer than anyone feels it should be. We'll revel in nostalgia, enjoy each others' company. Someone will post the marker. Someone will call sentenal a fag, even though he's nowhere to be found. A few old trips will pop in to say hi. Then the day will come when it airs, and it will probably be the same kind of schlock it always was before G4. No one will be surprised. The generals will start petering out again soon, and we'll all go back to what we were doing before the revival, sad to see it go that way, but gladdened by being able to see each other one last time.
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>>2632354
He said best ship not one of the shittiest ships
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>>2632352
only when they wrong me
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>>2631941
>>2631973
>>2631980
>She moans, perhaps over exaggerating a little to tease you as she finally takes your shaft into her mouth.
>You groan and struggle against the magical bond she has upon you, wishing so hard to return the favor to her, to get to taste her once more.
>Your struggling only tightens the bonds which Twilight must keep watch on while she also goes about her business of bobbing her head up and down along your cock,noisily suckling upon it.
>She works her mouth up and down your shaft, slowly sucking as she comes back up and then swiftly taking the whole thing in her mouth as she comes back down, gulping on your head before moving back out again and repeating the process.
>Throughout this ordeal, she's been grinding her stinky slimy asshole against your face and leaking out little smelly poots here and there, each one you suck in and savor like a kiss.
>She's edging you for as long as she thinks you can take it and it's killing you.
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>>2632356
And that makes them extra special
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>>2632362
We´re monsters anon.
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>>2632347
I'll have to check that one out.
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Would you tongue a pony's well-stretched urethra?
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>>2632366
AKR left because she was hired on another project: Care Bares
There was also this other writer who twited that she was hired to write for the show before her tweet was removed some time later
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>>2632369
>shittiest ship
>the prettiest, best ship
I believe that's what they call a "logical fallacy," son.
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>>2632382
Nothing we can do about it, buddy

Just pick yourself up and keep going.
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>>2632389
Yeah why not
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>>2632395
>Care Bares: Where everyone gets drunk carefully
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>>2632395
>AKR left because she was hired on another project: Care Bares
Is she stupid?
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>>2632380
BREAK FREE OF HER MAGIC.
TAKE HER LIKE A PROPER MARE.
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>>2632389
I would. I would so hard.
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>>2632397
>>the prettiest, best ship
You got problems anon.
Big problems
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>>2632416
What is money
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>>2632382
That's the implication. MLPG started out as a well-dressed army group of inspection-ready soldiers, and as it was thrown into the piss, slowly mutated from what they once were but never ceased their relentless march forward towards the inevitable.
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>>2632416
Money talks.
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>>2632395
>AKR Care Bears

I flinched, but then I realized the characters aren't malleable enough.
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>>2632416
She probably didn't have a choice.
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>>2632426
What is love?
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>>2632397
Wouldnt the "prettiest" ship be the two prettiest ponies, Rarity and Fluttershy?
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>>2632445
baby, don't hurt me
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You know guys Rarity seems to me like that type of rich person that has a small flower garder behind the house.
Do you think that from time to time she relaxes with some gardening?
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>>2632445
An intense feeling of deep affection
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>>2632445
A miserable pile of baby don't hurt me
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>>2632446
Fluttershy is a very ugly pony
Rarity is a very slutty pony
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>"Y'all really think I'm pretty?"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS1dO0JC2EE
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>>2632429
I, for one, welcome our bestial descent because I don't have any other choice. I don't want to lose you, and if I don't adapt, I'll never be able to survive here.
I'll gladly become a twisted shell of what I once was for you, anon.
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>>2632429
Don't say that!
The healing magic of Equestria will return us to our proper form and we'll never have to march or fight again!
Just hold on, comrades. We're closer than you think!
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>>2632462
To be honest out of he mane cast I really think Pinkie would be the easiest, the sluttiest.
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>>2632469

uh, who are you?
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>>2632469
Nope you aren't, you are boring
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>>2632469
I dont like when people write her accent.
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>>2632469
Well of course.
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>>2632456
nope. Its a dirty outdoors thing
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>>2632469
of course
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>that feel when your waifu is actually a relatively unattractive pony by pony standards
>that feel when you tell her you think she's the most beautiful pony in the world and that's all that matters
>that feel when the reverse is also true
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>>2632474
we're really less than halfway there
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>>2632474
>great brony migration
get the bleach!
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>>2632484
Y'all is a word, not accent fuckery. She doesn't say 'you all'.
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>>2632469
No, in fact, you are quite ugly.
Your personality is much worse than your face though.
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>>2632478
I hate you.
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>>2632493
Aww that's so sw-hey wait a minute
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>>2632504
What the fuck is wrong with this dog? Look at his face.
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>>2632446
PONE PRETTINESS RANKINGS
1) Rarity (self-evident)
2) AJ (freckles, mane, color, everything)
3) Twilight (Would be higher, but not enough purple)
4) Panka (Would be higher, but too much pink)
5) Fluttershy
6) Dash

>>2632469
You're gorgeous, AJ.
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>>2632504
Shut up dog, what do you know?
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>>2632494
>>2632496
S-shut up, you guys! I can almost smell the cupcakes and apple pie!
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>>2632521
>purple is good color
we niggas
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>>2632521
>Would be higher, but too much pink
She need pink eyes.
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>>2632521
>AJ
>Pretty
I'd say she's equal with Pinkie.
But I agree with the rest of the list
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>>2632521
>freckles
>cute

Might as well have shit sprayed on her face as far as prettiness goes
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>>2632493
Who is your unattractive pony wife?
Twist? Granny Smith?
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>>2632478
Pone Sluttiness Ratings:
1) Pinkie (town "welcome wagon")
2) Rarity
3) Fluttershy
4) AJ
5) Twilight
6) Dash

Being a slut isn't bad, though.
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>>2632422
Would you slide a hollow sound into him as he gushes gallons of sticky pony sperm all over you from the stimulation?
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>>2632521
Rarity needs makeup and fake eyelashes to be pretty,tho.

AJ is naturally pretty
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>>2632469

Applejack, you can be downright gorgeous if you want to be. But as you are you're very pretty and any colt would be foolish not to ask you out. Looking at you now you're adorable.

Look, Applejack, I know you don't worry about looking pretty all the time and that nothing means more to you than your friends, your family, and your farm, but don't ever (and I mean EVER) let anyone tell you you aren't pretty. I'm actually glad you don't worry about your looks because you honestly don't need to and it can be a hassle sometimes being with a girl who does.

So yes Applejack. I think you're pretty amongst a plethora of many other good traits that make you such a wonderful pony.

And you aren't even in my top 3 of favorite ponies.
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>>2632527
things are rapidly getting worse
if we make it to the end we will be a hollow shell of the hollow shell we were when we started
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>>2632541
I like Pinkie's blue eyes. They make her seem more innocent.
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>>2632552
>Mexicans
>opinions
You trying to imitate the British?
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You guys know what feel when you dont listen to ANY music for like, months

And then you start to again?
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>"O-Oh my.....i-it's so big!"
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>>2632473
Simply imagine Imperial Guardsmen affected by the touch of Nurgle. That is what I see.
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>>2632550
>implying
Dash is the biggest slut.
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>>2632557
We'll only be a hollow shell because the worthy and true will be in Equestria.
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>>2632572
Bitch please
Shes more virgin than Twilight
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>>2632560
I actually dont like her blue eyes, same thing for Rarity I think they look bland.
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>>2632551
You'd better believe it. All that hot spunk flowing over my body would be wonderful. I just hope he's virile enough to make sure every inch of me is slick with his seed.
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>>2632557
A

DOUBLE hallow shell?! How awful!
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>>2632572
Dash is too autistic to get laid.
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>>2632561
Earth pony master race.
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>>2632566
That's right baby, and it's all for you. Pinkie baked it special for your birthday.
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>>2632557
But
But
Won't the hugs and kisses of the ponies we love fill our souls once more?
Won't we be hailed as returning champions after having been so long gone?
Won't everything finally be... Perfect?
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>>2632566
I thought only Lyra liked big hands.
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>>2632580
wat
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>>2632580
Yeah

I bet she's even scared to try anal!
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>>2632594
Since when? And what about Fluttershy?
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>>2632581
What color eyes would you give them?
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>>2632555

>tfw I'll never meet a girl to say this too minus all the pony words
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>>2632521
rainbow dash has a fucking RAINBOW
she looks amazing
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I want to write Pone Fiddler on the Roof now.
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>>2632580
Implying she doesn't like her hooves touched because of gilda abuse
its like you dont really fanfic
trololololololo
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>>2632601
>"You had Pinkie bake your penis?"
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>>2632622
I really dont know Im not good with colors and is just my opinion.
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>>2632624
>mfw I have things to express, but I'm afraid to because I know dumping it all out at once would just make me look pathetic and gushing
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>>2632624
>Minus all the pony words.
>>>/c/
>>>/a/
>>>/s/
>>>/u/
>>>/a/
>>>/l/
There is no /l/.
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>>2632585
>implying you won't be able to fill several bathtubs with his spunk once you get that sound in
>implying you won't have to screw a hose onto the end of his threaded cockpipe just to keep your bed dry at night
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>>2632602
We'll be shot.

Even a simple month after marching through the pisslands had altered us far too much to even begin to think about returning to the homeland.

We wouldn't be welcomed as heroes, we'd be hunted as monsters.
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2632332
Not the Big E

jesus christ learn to fucking Navy
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>>2632551
No, because I'm not a fucking queer.
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>>2632624
>hat feel when you have a chance with a really nice girl but even then you think about how she's not like your waifu
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>>2632668
>>2632668
shut the fuck up, Winston.
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>>2632654

Hey man, if ponies were real oyu bet your ass I'd attempt to woo each of them. Their personalities, faults and virtues alike, are too amazing not to say something. I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't go up to one of the mane six and tell them how great they were even non-sexually
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>>2632643
It's a scale replica.

Get you prepared for the real thing.
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help me sleep, mlpg

help me make it all go away
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>>2632671
close your eyes, pretend its pone?
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Time to [smile].
Wouldn't it be just awful if I get this wrong again somehow? It had been working fine so far...
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>>2632660
You're wrong!
You'll see! You'll all see! Mai waifu will greet me with open arms and restore my body to perfection! The piss will be washed from my body and OH GOD WHO AM I KIDDING PLEASE JUST KILL ME NOW I DON'T WANT HER TO SEE ME LIKE THIS
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Which pony likes anal the most?
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>>2632668
Everyone hates you you know
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>>2632671
>you will never wear a hat made out of feels
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>>2632692
But how can I pretend she has a diferent personality?
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>>2632656
>implying I want to keep my bed dry at night
>implying I wouldn't want to soak in it while we sleep, the sheets slick with semen, sticking to our bodies as we hold each other
>implying if he had a problem with that I wouldn't just get a loose-fitting catsuit and have the hose hooked up to it so I could bathe in his hot, slimy cum all night long
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>>2632703
Rarity
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>>2632693
Do you think Pinkie goes to bed every night with a big smile?
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>>2632718
>all this cum fetishism
>no penis worship
I think that's why I can't stand this stuff.
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>>2632712
wear headphones constantly with waifu lines.
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>>2632703
Official Anal-Loving Pone Power Rankings:
1) AJ
2) Rarity
3) Panka
4) Fluttershy
5) Twilight
6) Dash
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i hope you all die
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>>2632738
>trolling
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>>2632728
Nope. She goes to bed, and the smile she's worn all day vanishes. Her facade disappears and she weeps openly. She lets it all out, clutching her pillow and crying herself to sleep, every single night.
Ever night that you aren't there.
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>>2632225
>retreating to the submarine

Any man who moves to mlpg.co without a ban is a coward. We aren't leaving until we don't have a choice in the matter. We aren't leaving until posting the marker is an automated permaban. We aren't leaving.

We shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
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Guys, I just want to let you all know. Whatever happens, even if it's all for naught and the general goes down, you need to know I liked Pinkie the most
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>>2632733
THAT'S...
Not a bad idea...
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>>2632762
>not posting the strongest part of the speech
>only the most memorable part of the speech
pleb
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>>2632770
No that's pretty autistic even for me.
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>>2632769
It's okay if you think that. But I know that I liked her the most.
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>>2632762
>We shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender
We're masters of gorilla warfare.
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>>2632731
Oh, I'm all for that too, don't worry.
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>>2632769
That's cool. I liked Twilight the most.
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>>2632762
>not knowing how to evade.
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>>2632756
Maybe if we both kill ourselves at the same time we'll be together!
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>>2632738
>1) AJ
>2012
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I can't post a picture of best pony... What do I do?
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>>2632809
2010 pls go
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>>2632800
That's a horrible idea!
You'll be stuck in Equestria without her, and she'll be stuck here without you!
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>>2632815
Make thread dedicated to best pony
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>>2632752
one day anon. Death is the great equalizer
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>>2632815
wait for and/or make new thread
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>>2632825
It was never funny
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>>2632837
But everyone hates anon threads
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>>2632754
I still want someone to draw a fetish collar on her.
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>>2632829
Wouldnt we run into each other on the way, canceling each other out and being stuck In Between together forever?
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>>2632738
I think Dashie would love anal the most. She clearly has a thing for pain, and bet she would love it.
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>>2632845
I like Anon threads when they don't get deleted.
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>>2632862
>Dashie
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>>2632853
Only one way to find out!
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>>2632868
>not raping the pony you find in a box in Detroit
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>>2632862
>Dashie
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>>2632876
>>2632876
>>2632876
new horse

>anon thread
I don't care
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>>2632731
>you push your stallion onto his back on the couch
>you slide your hands up the inside of his thighs until you get to his balls
>you firmly grope them, listening to his squeals of pleasure and the wet rushing of his cum through the tube
>you lean in close, pressing your tongue against his girthy length and lapping up and down
>you slowly move upwards to his flaring head, lashing his shaft as you go
>once you reach the top you resume your licking around the tip of his sounded urethra
>with a wicked smile you start to wedge your tongue into him beside his sound, hearing him moan as the tube jerks around from the pressure of his seed
>you move your hands up from his balls and begin to massage his throbbing cock as he trembles and spurts
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>>2632382
Then we will fight like monsters.
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Treekicker quest now?
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>>2632990
Suppose so.
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>>2632990
Last session:

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/TreeKicker/AJ%20Quest%201.png
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>>2632990

I suppose. I wasn't going to do it, but since you ask, let me get my notes from the trash.
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>>2633032

Got 'em. Give me a minute to type up the intro.
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>After reading the letter, you look to Twilight and Applejack for some semblance of an idea as to what you should do
>They both stare back at you, waiting for an answer
>The letter came off as a bit hostile. You couldn't possibly have done something wrong already could you? Or was just being here causing problems?
>On the other hand, you could just be overreacting and this is just her way of welcoming you to their world
>The only way to find out was to see Princess Celestia, but were you ready to face her and answer any questions she might have
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>"Don't y'all worry about it too much, sugar cube," Applejack smiles at you. "Whatever y'all decide to do, we'll be right there with you."
>"Of course," Twilight added, "but we should reply back as soon as possible. I don't like to keep Princess Celestia waiting."
>"You'll take me with you too, right?" Spike asks, smiling up to Twilight. "You may be a bit funny looking, but you seem okay to me."
>Twilight hushes Spike.
>"We'll tell you everything when we get back," Twilight promises.
>"But Twi-"
>Twilight frowns at him and Spike's head droops a bit.
>The following silence allows the question to make it's presence known again.

Accept the audience with Princess Celestia or decline?
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>>2633242
Accept, it's not like we've done anything wrong

right?
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>>2633242
accept it
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>"We should probably go," you say after reading over the letter one last time. "It's not like I've done anything wrong, and it would probably be a good idea for me to meet her."
>"Alright," Twilight smiles. "Spike and I will send her your reply right away. Please feel free to look around for any books while we're waiting to here back from her."
>Twilight and Spike walk towards a desk on the far side of the room. Spike continues trying to convince Twilight to take him along.
>"Sure wish I knew what this meetin' was all about," Applejack says as you start browsing through the shelves. "At least we're getting it out of the way."
>You agree and say, "With any luck it'll be just a friendly hello."
>Your optimism brings a smile to her face.
>"I wouldn't have thought you were much of a reader," she says. "What kind of books do you like anyway?"

Your response in genre form please?
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>>2633540
graphic novels
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>>2633540
adventure
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>>2633540
Surrealist, psychological stuff. And science treatises.
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>>2633540
Action and Adventure,
Chick Lit,
Children’s,
Commercial Fiction,
Contemporary,
Crime,
Erotica,
Family Saga,
Fantasy,
Dark Fantasy (probably still a major sub-genre!)
Gay and Lesbian,
General Fiction,
Graphic Novels,
Historical Fiction,
Horror,
Humour,
Literary Fiction,
Military and Espionage,
Multicultural,
Mystery,
Offbeat or Quirky,
Picture Books,
Religious and Inspirational,
Romance,
Science Fiction,
Short Story Collections,
Thrillers and Suspense,
Western,
Women’s Fiction,
Young Adult.
Non-Fiction Genre List

Art & Photography,
Biography & Memoirs,
Business & Finance,
Celebrity & Pop Culture,
Music, Film & Entertainment,
Cookbooks,
Cultural/Social Issues,
Current Affairs & Politics,
Food & Lifestyle,
Gardening,
Gay & Lesbian,
General Non-Fiction,
History & Military,
Home Decorating & Design,
How To,
Humour & Gift Books,
Journalism,
Juvenile,
Medical, Health & Fitness,
Multicultural,
Narrative,
Nature & Ecology,
Parenting,
Pets,
Psychology,
Reference,
Relationship & Dating,
Religion & Spirituality,
Science & Technology,
Self-Help,
Sports,
Travel,
True Adventure & True Crime,
Women’s Issues
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>>2633540
war novels
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>Applejack raises an eyebrow along with her smile and says, "I'm not much for reading, but I don't think Twilight would carry any...graphic novels around here. If it's adventure you're looking for, though, there's plenty to be had around here."
>She winks at you and you laugh back. As you continue perusing novel after novel, you become drawn into her own stories of the adventures she's had with Twilight and the rest of her friends. It sounds like life here never has a dull moment.
>She pauses, a light flush coming to her cheeks as she says, "Look at me spinnin' yarn like Granny Smith."
>You assure her it's fine and that you enjoyed her stories. You're eager to have some adventures of your own after what you've heard. Turning back to the shelves once more, you decide to pick up the first novel in an adventures series similar to own from your own world.
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I forgot this was Applejack quest for a minute
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Ooh, I hope we get a Western.
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>>2633782

>Flipping through the pages, Twilight interrupts with, "The letter's been sent and she replied back a lot quicker than I expected. She said-"
>A knock at the door cuts her off and th three of you turn towards the unexpected visitor. Twilight opens the door with her magic and four white pegasi are waiting outside with separate chariots for you.
>"That was fast," you say following Twilight and Applejack outside. "How far away is the castle from here?"
>"A lot farther than the time it would take to fly here," Twilight answers, brow furrowed as she steps into one of the chariots.
>"Just how long did it take you fellas to get here anyway?" Applejack asks.
>"We were teleported here by her Highness," one of them answers. "We are to fly back so that your guest may view Equestria from above."
>Applejack joins Twilight on her chariot and you are instructed to take the other chariot for yourself. The pegasi carrying you seem to struggle with your weight, but after the take off, everything seems to be fine. The three of you wave farewell to Spike as you are whisked away to Canterlot.
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>Equestria looks magnificent from the air. Everything in the landscape seems so vibrant and pure, and the fresh, clean air is doing wonders for your lungs.
>During your flight, you glance over to Applejack and Twilight. The two chariots are flying close enough together so that you could talk if you wished, but at your current speed everything would have to be shouted over the wind.
>Applejack is holding tight onto her hat to make sure it isn't being blown away, her face turned towards the wind with a smile and her eyes closed.
>Her fair, blond mane flows behind her, barely contained by the hair tie. It was one of the first things you noticed when you met her, and you'd been curious as to how it felt. The flight was the perfect chance to dare brushing your hand against it, but could you?

Do you dare?
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>>2634144
We totally dare
We're daring like that
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>>2634144
Do it, nothing bad ever happens in quests.
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let's see if rolling this dice works. Let's hope you don't critical fail.
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>>2634276
only works in the submarine, bro.
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didn't work. good thign i've got a 20 on hand.

rolled an 11
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>>2634276
Dice rolling only works on /tg/ or the submarine
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>You reach out a hand over the edge of the chariot, and stretch your fingertips towards Applejack
>With some success, your able to dip the tips of your fingers into the pony's mane, but only for a moment. The mane envelopes your fingers and while it feels rather rough at first, beneath is pale, liquid gold.
>The feeling is gone before you can truly savor it, and the chariot begins to tip from your weight adjustment, bumping into the other.
>You fall back in a panic as Applejack and Twilight both see what's happened.
>"You alright there sugar cube?" she asks.
>You laugh nervously, saying, "Guess I got a little excited."
>"We're approaching Canterlot," one of the pegasi informs you. "Try to contain yourself until we land."
>The guard glares back at you, and you nod in response as the castle comes into view.
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That's all for tonight. I'll make sure to plan out some more before the next scheduled quest. Which I think I'll hold Friday at 9PM EST.
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Also, declining Celestia's request would have sent you on a trip to one of the other ponies house's where you would have lost this event.

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