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It was just a pony - but not any pony of our earth or heavens. And because Anon recognized that pony, and knew that this fast paint revenant must still lurk down there in the MLPG, he has never been quite right since.

>>2588484
Previous thread.
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>Not subject
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>2005 was seven years ago
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>>2592104
10/10 advice
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>>2592079
http://arch.413chan.net/co23911867.html

You must be newwww heeeere!
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Reposting.

For that anon who wanted this colored yesterday, here ya go.
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>>2592040
>>2592072
SMILE GIVES UP FIRST BOOP TO SCOLD ISAAC
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>>2592125
Thank you!
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>>2592072
So, if I wanted to help hold the marker, I just save it and post it in new horse?
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>no MLPG in title

dammit issac
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http://arch.413chan.net/co23914160.html

More "/b/ron/co/."
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>>2592146
No.

>>2592152
The word pony is a keyword.
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Rarity Quest here
http://mlpg.co/q/res/14239.html
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>>2592146
No. You'd have to know a password to make it a actual, real marker. Otherwise, it's just another image.
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http://arch.413chan.net/co28293772.html#28295390
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>>2592125

Not enough contrast between the background and the characters, just for future reference.
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Is Asparaint going to use new old horse?
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How prevalent are concealed sex toys at the Canterlot courts?

You'd think things would be rather dreary with the immortal God-Princess keeping everything so stable. The nobles would find some way to spruce things up.
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>>2592146
You dont get to help hold the marker.
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>>2592146
NO ANON
THE MARKER IS A SACRED ARTEFACT THAT ONLY THE DISCIPLES OF THE HIGHEST ORDER OF THE BOOP MAY HANDLE
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have you ever wished you were a pony
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>>2592176
Aspirant is using the submarine.
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http://arch.413chan.net/co24002498.html
>/b/ron/co/s working together in peace at last!
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>>2592124
>>2592158
There is a reason why it never took off. Leave that rubbish in the past.
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>>2592176
Nah. Looks like he's using /q/ old horse is all yours, SB.
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>>2592146
>So, if I wanted to help hold the marker
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2592176
No, he's using the quest board on mlpg.co now. It's more neatly, not dependent of moots crap, and has a rolling system!
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>>2592178
>implying Celestia isn't secretly spearheading the concealed sex toy movement
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>>2592180
So you're saying I shouldn't touch my butt to it?
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Alea iacta est
Nex fit

Through war we are purified
Through slaughter we are enlightened
I cast thee, Nex Alea
May fortune find strength in me
So that my weaknesses be absolved
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>>2592169
Not really.
The password's so it won't get stolen.
You try and repost the proper marker when it's in a horse thread it'll just come up as a duplicate image. And because it's password protected, nobody can delete it.
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>Reggie on Jimmy Fallon tonight
WELP
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>>2592040
Whoops!
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>>2592204
MOST DEFINITELY NOT
IT IS SAID THAT IF ONE NOT PURE OF THE BOOP WAS TO HANDLE THE MARKER THAT ENTIRE GENERATIONS WOULD BE LOST TO TIME
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http://arch.413chan.net/co25449425.html

>>2592187
>getting along and cooperation
>rubbish
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>>2592229
>>2592228
What's wrong with today's people?
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>>2592186
>>2592124
>>2592158
So let me get this straight.
You come in posting the term "/b/ron/co/s"
People are dismissive of it.
You call them new, and post links to threads where the term comes up, and people are again dismissive of it.
You then start calling people new for not liking the term "/b/ron/co/", when it received more or less the same response from the posters as it originally did.
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>>2592183
>>2592191
>>2592200
Huh, neat. A rollign system is handy.

But I'm too much of a weenie to leave MLPG. Guess old horse is mine
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>>2592239
Summer, /mlp/ blah blah
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my little poob general rofl
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>>2592258
>>2592241
>>2592229

you

get out
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Sure is ironic shitposting today. Man, give it a fucking rest people, we can recognize a shitty post when we see one.
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>>2592261
>>2592241
>>2592229
>autism
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>>2592246
It's surprisingly effective. Especially when quest timing starts to clash thanks to quick boards and slow horses.
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>>2592263
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good comics time?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhaGE-RG4fc
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>>2592275
>>2592285
>>2592291
GET OFF MY BOAT
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>50 posts in
>thread is already ded to shitposting
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oh look, manual spam. how droll.
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There's a little [-] out next to the posts. Click that.
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Oh look.
Manual spam.
Kids these days. You're not going to impress anyone with your sub-Ika tier posts.
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>this thread
I don't even need to shitpost about /b/ron/co/s any more.

Summer general, engage!
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>>2592275
>>2592291
>>2592300
>>2592310

Guess I'll go read a book
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>>2592322
>Ika
Someone post the >terse cap.
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>>2592332
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Guys you can put the regex pattern /AAAAAAA/ into 4chan X and it will filter.
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Is Rarity the best pone?
Y/Y
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>>2592344
Thank you anon.
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>>2592322
I miss Ika. Everything about Ika was amazingly fun.
Especially when we figured out how to set his script on any thread we wanted to.
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>>2592288
Aren't they coming out with a "Prequel" series for Watchmen?
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>>2592344
That was the greatest spamming moment ever. I really lost my shit
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Why do threads always turn to shit when I get here?
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>>2592332
>>2592332
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go away sentinel

no one is convinced by your shitposting

go complain on steam some more on how everyone blew the shit out of your thing on minecraft
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>>2592352
If by "best pone" you mean "massive slut", then yes.
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>>2592352
too obvious
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>>2592338

>I don't think this harmless joke is funny
>better shitpost about it for the next ten minutes

It's the fucking panka rage anon all over again. Man, does this shit really bother you so much that you need to shit the place up for all of us?
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>>2592352

She is my favorite pony, but she is not my waifu.
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>>2592363
GET OUT PLEASE
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>>2592338
I shit I just now got that!
LOL!
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do you like ponies
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>>2592352
Why must I love her so much?
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So whos taking bets for when the Dark Janitor gets in here
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Sup MLPG

Drunk and hating life again
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>>2592363
The gods wish eternal suffering upon your mortal existence and they have forsaken us to achieve their goals
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>>2592401
Write me a Dom Rarity man
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>>2592363
Are you me? Every archived thread seems normal then bam, this shit.
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>>2592401
That sucks. Want me to drive out and blow you?
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>>2592387
I do.
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>>2592401
What's wrong this time?
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>>2592401
this world is shit
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>>2592401
oh look a misanthropic writer

that's a new one
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>>2592363
>>2592411
Funny, that happens to me as well. They're fine when I get here but after a while they turn to shit. Even when I'm lurking.
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>>2592401
Need a drinking buddy?
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I was and still am a /b/ron/co/.
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>>2592430
Oh look, sarcasm. THAT'S original.
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>>2592401
>Sup MLPG
>look at me
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IRONIC SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING
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>>2592384
>>2592404
I just want to talk about ponies and pony related things
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>>2592409
I can probably do that. Just a paragraph okay? Also, I'm probably going to play a match of LoL before that.
>>2592417
Thanks but no thanks.
>>2592428
Nothing new, just reflecting on past mistakes.
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>>2592450

>copperpony
>not copperpone
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>>2592401
>put trip on for no reason
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>>2592450
>not Copperpone
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
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>>2592460
> Just a paragraph okay?
More than enough
Thanks a lot dude
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>>2592455
SHITPOSTING ABOUT SHITPOSTING IS STILL SHITPOSTING
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>>2592451
>>2592462
>writers are attention whores.

You just figuring this out?
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Hello everypony.
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>>2592460
who the hell are you? am i in a /b/ thread or something?
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>>2592503
>trying too hard
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>>2592503
Humaninzed fap writer.
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What am I doing with my life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgKk8Eqyzkk
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>>2592498
hello everyone i am here
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>>2592503
>>2592498

Oh boy, HERE we go. Why can we never have nice things?
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>>2592503
your new is painfully obvious
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>>2592498
>not everybrony
Are you even trying?
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>>2592503
..PonyWifeAsshole is an old /co/writefag. Writes exactly what it says on the tin. Left the general due to a kidney failure I think, or that might be another writefeag. We've lost a lot of contributors.
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>>2592516
I don't always write fap.
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>>2592542
but you should
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>>2592536
>Kidney failure
>drunk again
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>>2592542
Then explain your Luna fic?
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Remember WorthlessBastard?
Some crazy shit's happened in these generals over the months...
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>>2592547
Hey, Tony Stark has gone though several kidney and liver failures

some of them were even mechanical livers and kidneys
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>>2592572
The penisless dude?
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File deleted.
more pone
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remember me
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>>2592579
Yeah.
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>>2592584
You write the best Dinky rape.
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>>2592547
Yes, I have a drinking problem. Thank you for pointing that out.
>>2592565
I didn't say "I never write fap", because I obviously do. I just said that I write non-fap fics.
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>>2592072
New marker pony when?
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>>2592579
Yes. He lost his penis in a horrible accident. He was trying to save a group of kids in a sinking school bus, and a shark bit his dick off.
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>tempted to join this "remember me?" circlejerk
>doesn't want to break vow of anonymith
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>>2592605

Shark
I heard it was a bear.
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>>2592601
Anytime, rummy.
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/PonyWifeAsshole/
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>>2592584
I remember talking about ska with you once.
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>>2592584
no
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HEY GUYS REMEMBER ME?
YEAH I HAVENT BEEN HERE FOR A LONG TIME BUT IM SURE SOME OF MY OLDFAG BRONIES ARE HERE
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>>2592620
It was a sharkbear
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>>2592606
Save it until New Years. EVERYONE comes back then. Well, they did last year.
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>>2592606
Who do we know that waifus Twist?
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>>2592606
It's okay. We're all faggots in here.
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>>2592606
REMEMBAH ME?
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>>2592626
Goddamnit roogna.
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>>2592629
Not even Jetfire will show up again come New Years.
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>>2592629
All right. Maybe I'll even draw again...
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>>2592626
yes roogna we remember you now fuck off
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>>2592626
Let's have sex with Gilda and Madmax
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>>2592625
Go away megasweet, you're not welcome here any more.
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.
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You guize remember me? I remember you
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Things seem to be kinda nutty right now, but in case anyone cares, I'm starting my shitty thing

>>2592633
>>2592633
>>2592633
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>>2592640
Who was that guy?
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>>2592650
Who?
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>>2592659

Yeah, you guys say that, and then whenever he shows everyone fucking slobs on his knob.
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!
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would you rap a pony
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>>2592625
>tfw megasweet hats us
i don't hat u
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>>2592684
failed
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>>2592676
Guy who wrote "It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door". Posted two posts when we moved over to /mlp/, then not a word since.
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>>2592684
Did it work?
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>this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOZvNSXtpAI#t=0m61s
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>>2592625
MS draw pone plz
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>>2592604
Tomorrow I guess
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>>2592690
I don't think Rarity can rap.
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>>2592693
I've never heard of that fic.
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REMEMBER ME, MLPG?
WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER?
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>>2592606

>this thread

Doppelgangers

Doppelgangers everywhere
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>>2592640
...Was that from The Spirits Within?
I've only seen that movie once, so I'm not sure.
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>>2592640
>remembering a character we havn't met before and was never mentioned ever

I like how the Other M also completely ignored Metroid 1 cannon, where everyone thought Samus was probably a cyborg untill AFTER the whole "samus is a girl" thing. God, there was so much wrong with Other M.
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if your oldfag enough to remember old shitty mlp tripfags you should probably kill yourself
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>>2592694
>>2592692
yes
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>BonBon's seen enough internet porn to know where this is going
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>>2592727
It's from Metroid: Other M
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>>2592730
shut up guy retsupurae already did a whole thing about it
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>>2592737
>I'm in that weird part of Ponyville again...
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>>2592633
It's so... dead.

Is it always so dead?
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>>2592679
I don't give a shit, I hate him more than any one else ever, hes a traitor and a scumbag

in before somebody calls me ross.
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>>2592711
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/04/its-dangerous-business-going-out-your.html

Personally, I find it to be the best fanfic in the fandom. It's very well written and presented.
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>>2592737
Lyra is a futa?
super unf
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>>2592734

>not being dead inside already
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>>2592738
Never played it, so I guess I don't remembah him.
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>>2592767
I just hope he succeeds with his novel
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>>2592658
Don't leave Sprinkles out.
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>>2592764
> hes a traitor and a scumbag
you need to take the internet a little less seriously
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>>2592767
>linking to EqD
>not Fimfiction

>>2592781
Fuck that guy. I would've respected him if he did Cupcakes as a troll fic, but apparently it wasn't.
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>>2592771
Even if you played it you wouldn't remember him.
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>>2592781
That dumb fucker won't just quit the fandom.
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Fags.
If only I was the real Dr. Foreigner...
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I tried talking to Pacce about FOE once.

You'd think that given such an autistic subject, he'd be fine, but no, he manages to be autistic about it even in the context of talking about FOE.
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>>2592785
Shut up MS.
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>>2592716
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>>2592801
Please don't play with my emotions like that;_;
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If you're a newfag, might as well go ahead and ask if you want to know who any of these fucksticks are since apparently we're nostalgiafagging right now.
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>Wanting internet fame.
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guys guys guys

The ponies. Remember?
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>>2592814
Is October 2011 new?
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>>2592804

>actually engaging in a conversation with pacce about F:E

What the hell were you thinking bro?
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>>2592825
Yeah
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>>2592806
>implying MS is even here
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>>2592814
Some were decent contributors back before these threads went to shit, and since left for greener pastures.

Others were fuckups and we're better off not having them anymore.
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>>2592813
I'm sorry...here, if it makes you feel better, I can pretend to be Shelltoon instead! He's still around on DA, right?

>>2592825
Very.
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>>2592824
The who?
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>>2592825
Pretty much everything after march 2011 is newfaggotry
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>>2592824
Ponies?
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>>2592117
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>>2592779
I haven't heard a single thing from him, on dA or 4chan. It's been over 5 months. I understand it takes a long time to write a novel or even get it considered, but surely it doesn't take up all of ones time.
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>>2592835
>implying
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>>2592837
>greener pastures.

What.

What greener pastures.
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>>2592862
there are aspects of the fandom better than this shithole

you have to be connected though
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>>2592858
"Oh hey Sentenal01 good to see you again, sorry can't talk I got this thing...this, uh, this novel! yes, that'll do. Yeah, I'm workin on a novel right now so bye"
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>>2592843
>>2592838
>>2592829
260 days is new? Fine.
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>>2592825
Nah, you're pretty much an oldfag now, you know all of the epic MLPG memes like >rape and that hilarious disgruntled sweetie belle image! and what kind of ___ is that!
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>>2592871
like what? tumblr? dA?
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>>2592871
Lie

im friends with all the major tripfags
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>>2592871
What he means to say is you can get invited to a fancy, private circlejerk with a bunch of has-beens.
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>>2592881
what kind of sarcasm is that
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>peeps actually on MLPG shazbots server
that was fun
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>>2592874
Not to me personally dude, just an basic update or heads up.
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>>2592881
Being new doesn't mean one is a child or Redditfag.
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>>2592878
>October was 260 days ago
Fuck. That means I've been in this fandom for almost 600 days.

I don't feel.
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>>2592885

tumblr, some retreated to DA to circlejerk there, and some just ramble bitterly on IRC
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>>2592895
[VGY]
Hope that can happen more often.
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>>2592878
Back when I started using 4chan, you were expected to lurk without posting for six months before your first post.

And people actually DID it.

God I miss 2006.
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>>2592899
>gotta suck somebodys dick sometime
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>>2592902
Which IRC channel? The #MyLittlePony one?

And where have YOU been?
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>>2592900
No, but given that most 'new' people crawl in from /mlp/, it's a pretty good indication.
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>>2592908
Hell, I lurked without posting for two years before my first post.
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>>2592893
You are the worst kind of person.
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>>2592885
It involves those places, but much more.

There are places where the old contributors go. And great new ones these threads have never seen before. We talk about ponies. We improve our art. We have fun and don't waste our lives in your fallen circlejerkery, and spite, and general boredom.

I know these places. I was a major contributor her once, before the dark times. I'm right there now. I'm happy. I'm having fun.

You losers? You're shitting in your own nest.
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is everyone leaving the shazbot server
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>>2592910
Since his two posts way backs I've emailed him once on March 8th. That's it.
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Alright, Raisin being silly is done. Onward to Seapony Colgate aka best waifu unless anyone has other fun suggestions.
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>>2592908
i lurked on 4chan for years before posting anything
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>>2592904
It would be cool if we could figure out a semi-reg time for it, but I understand that's complicated.
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>>2592921
>still no Sharklass
I am the sadness.
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>>2592922
You're trying too hard buddy.
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>>2592922
Shut the fuck up Nathan.
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>>2592923
Eh. It just spirals like that.
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>>2592932
Hnnnng that´s pretty damn cute.
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>>2592922
Nice.

I might be more inclined to believe you if say, you weren't currently posting in these threads.
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>>2592932
Saved!
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>>2592912

Yeah, the same one everyone's always been in. And I have difficulty connecting at times,started getting connection errors months ago that won't go away.
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>>2592918
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>>2592932
>little maid outfit

That's adorable
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>>2592938
>doesn't like what he hears
>it must be trolling

keep shitting in that nest, buddy
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>>2592937
Sharklass you say?
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>>2592922
If you're just talking about Skype I'm going to be disappointed.
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>>2592908
Yeah I think it took me like 7 or 8 months to make my first post on /b/

Sweet 2006.
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>>2592954
But it's not a lie, Anonymous.
I was content just watching discussions unfold. It was kind of like watching a really shitty movie.
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>>2592922
You post this every month son.
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>>2592932
Wonder when we'll get a chance to continue the poor little filly's quest.

Great job though!
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>>2592964
I think he does
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Heavily suggestive, but not actually clop.

She is not one bit happy when you serve her dinner with a smudge on her favorite plate. At this point, you have to wonder exactly which one is her favorite, since she's said that about every one of them by this point. You should know better, though. She's telling you that much, and all you can do is nod along as she lectures. She sighs before standing up and placing her hands on your shoulders. What is she ever going to do with you, she asks to nobody in particular. All you can do is look down at your feet, unhappy that you've disappointed your mistress again. Before she can get to the point, you mumble about how you're ready to accept your punishment again. There's a squeak in her voice when she hears that. The next thing you know, you're lying across her lap with the skirt of your uniform hiked up past your waist. She pulls your chin towards her and looks you in the eyes. With that condescending tone of voice she always has when a punishment is in order, she asks you if you realize that she doesn't really want to do this. She's only punishing you for your own good. You'd say something, but your mouth is gagged with her belt. The aroma of her skin blends in with the diamond studded leather. All you can do is nod and clench your eyes shut as you anticipate the flat of her hand coming down on your buttocks. You have to wonder if she'll ever realize that you've been dirtying her dishes on purpose. Hopefully she never finds out.
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>>2592964
the hell is wrong with this everything
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>>2592964
There's like 3 of them so how would you even know.
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>>2592922
If that's true, then explain why are Madmax and JJ's ponies are actually getting worse?
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>>2592979
it's shit
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>super secret circlejerk that's miles better than everything right now
>during the summer

Cmon guys, really?
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>>2592973

Thanks I plagiarized your color scheme because all mine looked like shit. Then again, I was half tempted to make her mane and tail amethyst crystal like a geode to inject some color before I got lazy.
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>>2592964
I thought that was a Koopa from the thumbnail.
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>>2592979
Boneriffic. I forgot how much I love you.
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>>2592995
B-But someone is wrong on the internet!
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>>2592985
I'll just remind you right now that MM hasn't 'gotten worse'. If anything she's exactly where she was when she first started drawing. Unless you can -really- prove that she's done anything but stay consistent where she is I can't agree with you.
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>>2592964
kevinsano approved
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>>2592994
If you have any constructive criticism on why it's so bad, I'm honestly all ears.
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>>2593005
It isn't?
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>>2593002
Don't worry, I plagiarized the code that I used to make the archive. I just ripped it from the archived threads and stapled them together.
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>>2592979
Unf, nice!
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>>2592964
...I feel bad about this boner.

That might actually be really hot anthro if it wasn't for that horrific face
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>>2592979
Thanks a lot bro
I loved it
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>>2592995
it is better
thank god you arent there to shit it up
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>>2593025
what are you even talking about

we were talking about drawing
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>>2593027
Never feel bad about your boners. Just enjoy their company.
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>>2592959
Not exactly what I was expecting. But it'll do.
MT still won't draw her meeting sea ponies. It might be funny, right?
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Why are there so few artists willing to take risks anymore?
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>>2593036
It was related to Raisin.
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>>2593033
Yeah, I remember when I used to think Goretastic wasn't one of the bad ones.

Now he's as fucked up as any of them.
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>>2593040
How does one 'take risks' ?
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>>2593040
define risks
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>>2593045
What?
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>>2593051
Stinks
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>>2593049
Draw with Fire and Lightning.
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>>2593040
What kind of risks?
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>>2593040
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>>2593059
2edgy4u bullshit, I assume
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>>2593040

Beauuutiful....
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>>2593051
I would have completely normal intercourse with you.
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>>2593040
You mean like copying Japanese artists down to the finest details except replacing the people with ponies?
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>>2593051
GUYS

WAIT

SHIT

In this picture you see how there's a defined black line around Derpys eyes? When I color my ponies should I try to color that line in so it's more like the shows eyes or is it superflous to the point where it doesn't matter?
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>>2593040
Brb, re-drawing that pic.
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>>2593070
Railgunner has one of the least attractive artstyles ever conceived by human hands.
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>>2593061
The archive I made for all of the Raisin Quest. He said he took Leths color scheme, and I said I took the code directly from the threads. I'm saying there is no shame in doing so, the product is still yours and good
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>someone mentions my fic
>on fucking paheal

goddamn i wanted you guys to talk about it
but instead i get every random 'community' out there
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>>2593091
I used to ask myself that when I was learning to pony.

Just goes with what you think looks better in each particular drawing. Both are fine.
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>>2593092
Bless you, LD
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>>2593101
I know that feel, man.
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>>2593097
> the product is still yours

That's not what plagurism is, bro.
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>>2593096
Try Pigfish.

He's a fantastic painter and emulates a lot of what Crookedtrees did.
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>>2593092
LD i love you
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>>2593101
what fic?
Its okay to respond because I asked now.
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>>2593097
What?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGJaBr6dIwA

How long can you make it?
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>>2593119
He's being autistic just filter him.
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>>2593097
But that's wrong by definition.
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>>2593117
Nope, not okay because I preempted it with a obviously rigged complaint.
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>>2593121

Most of us have already seen this.
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>>2593109
In this context it is. Though blatant plagiarism is immoral, what he did wasn't bad, it's what every artists does. That's all I meant.

>>2593119
What?
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>>2593121
i watched the whole thing
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>>2593131
Stop being a faggot and link your fic.
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>>2593121
>The drawing part

IM BETTER THAN SOMEONE
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>>2593115
>>2593106
So this is the kind of thing I'll be known for?

Quick, someone get my headstone ready.
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>>2593111
Or you could find artists who aren't asshole-deep in someone else's style.
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>>2593151
Are you not LD?
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>>2593154
That pony is really fuzzy.
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It's always a sad day when you look around the general and you realize that butts are over.
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>>2593140
fine

http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/688

this isn't the first time I've complained about this fic not getting any attention either
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>>2593154
Good artists take inspiration from others, faggot. That's how they get good.

But stick to the shitty art that you like.
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>>2593167
THAT IS SO FUCKING KAWAII I CAN'T TAKE IT
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>>2593167
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>>2593167
DIDST THOU SAYEST BUTTS?
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>>2593187

Cool, I love bowling.
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>>2593187
Luna your butt isn't canon splotchy like that
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>>2593173
>take inspiration

If that's what you call blatant imitation.
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>>2593159
Are you not entertained?!

But yes. Been gone doing other things. Things not pony related.

>>2593173
>Good artists take inspiration from others
This is absolutely true. No matter what, other artists inspire you.
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>>2593187
you're using "-est" wrong
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>>2593196
Good artists borrow. Great artists steal.
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>>2593111
Pigfish is a poor pale imitation of Crookedtree, who in turn was just emulating Purple Kecleon.

None of them are deep or interesting, all of them are retarded.
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>>2593192
I like it better that way
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>>2593197
Oh god I didn't close the spoiler!
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>>2593192
would you tell luna her butt wasn't canon as you were having sex with her
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>>2593203
STEVE JOBS WAS A FAGGOT
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>>2593196
>Claude Monet was a bad artist because he imitated Paul Cezanne's impressionist style

nigga, you just plain dumb
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>you will never motorboat Tara's tits
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>>2593197
I like your non pony stuff too, you seem pretty obscure in the drawfag community.
I liked you before you were cool.
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test
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>>2593210
>she implodes in a puff of logic
>your penis undergoes spaghettification
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>>2593204
I have to imagine you being a fan of GG's art.
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>>2593209
You were too fast for your own good
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>>2593218
>Tara
6/10 wouldn't bang
It's the face
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Let's play guess who I wrote about this time (this shouldn't be hard hopefully)

When you all but collapse onto the bench next to her, she doesn't even shy away from you. Nevermind that you're sweating like a hog and panting with a volume that would make a dog jealous. Whatever book she's reading is far too interesting for her to be distracted by some random jogger in the park. Even so, you give her a cursory nod, and quickly apologize for taking up the space. When she looks up at you, she gives you a smile that only a nerd reading her favorite book could flash. Well, that is until she smells the stench of your body odor and scoots away from you to the other end of the bench. You can't blame her for that. When you get a better look at her, you can't help but notice that she's cute. She's not the first girl you'd hit on in a bar, but you'd flirt with her if... Well, if you were in the exact situation you're in now. You apologize for all the ruckus you made in her day, but she doesn't seem to mind at all. Joggers are all part of her afternoon read, and sometimes they're her favorite part. Her favorite? You have to ask her about that. And foolishly enough, you do. Before you know it, she's jabbering on about perspiration levels and vitamin D from the sun, but the way she waves her book around while lecturing is hypnotic. Reluctantly you cut her off. You'd love to continue this conversation later, but you really need to get back to your workout. You ask her for her number. She turns away briefly, but you still catch the flush of red in her cheeks. By the time she turns back, she hands you a slip of paper with her number written right on it.
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I miss Weaver.
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Who's LD again?

Too many initials.
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>>2593218
S-s-stop it.
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>>2593236
>you, of all people, having 'standards'
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>>2593213
Look you fuckwit, Railgunner did not simply co-opt a style, he REDREW ENTIRE PICTURES DOING NOTHING BUT REPLACING THE SUBJECTS WITH PONIES. And half the time he didn't even admit it and tried to pass it off as his own original composition.

It is completely artistically bankrupt.

Enjoy your shit-tier art.
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>>2593236
I like her face. She looks like she'd be a really funny person.
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>>2593236
You have problems.
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>>2593243
I don't, he wasn't funny
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>>2593256
We all have problems, cowboy.
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>>2593258
False.
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>>2593252
And you really don't think all the great masters did the same thing?

Again, nigga you ignorant
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>obvious trolling
>even more obvious trolling

Guys...Please.
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>>2593251
>>2593254
>>2593256
Well that's your opinion.
But no seriously I wouldn't a Tara
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>>2593252
>art training used to be copying old masters as closely as possible before you qualify as skilled
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>>2593266
the only funny joke he ever told he stole from Matt Groening.
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>>2593270
>mlp
>in charge of ignoring trolls
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>>2593247
Never.
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>lose six games of league in a row
>mfw
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>>2593258
You have to admit he was a little bit funny.
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>>2593279
and even then the masters still copied the same subjects.

How many Madonna and Childs are there? How many Journeys of the Magi? How many David and Goliaths? How many Girls Dancing?
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>>2593292

>losing league of casuals

So I guess that makes you ultra casual?
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>>2593294
Sometimes but that comic is not funny at all.
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>>2593292
That's what you get for soloqueueing
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>>2593211
Doesn't light a candle to Shakespeare. That dude was the greatest thief that ever lived.

Its true though that just how ideas work. Someone sees an idea they like and take it. Whenever an artist said they've been 'influenced' by a certain artist or style, it means they stole from them. The trick is making it your own.
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Let's play this little game called; why aren't you drawing?
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>>2593305
It would seem so.

>>2593309
Yeah, I know.
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So, MLPG, what's your favorite picture of your least favorite pony?
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>>2593294
THE JOKE IS SEX

actually i like this, weaver has a pretty good sense of timing if nothing else
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>>2593306
I thought it was funny

I can be kind of immature though.
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>>2593313
Because I am a writefag who already wrote his quota for the day and I don't write >fanfiction
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>>2593242
Twilight. Whom is my waifu so thanks for that!
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>>2593313
Why don't you teach me how?
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>>2593282
>>2593218
>>2593254
I'll be in my room for 30 seconds
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>>2593292
>Going between LoL General and MLPG
>Seriously confused by this post.
Stop hurting my brain, anon.
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>>2593313
What do I get if I win the game and are currently drawing?
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pls respond
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>>2593292
>joining a match of sanics with teamstackers
>mfw
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>>2593323
OH SHIT ITS A SKULL
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>>2593340
ROSE. MORE CUTE LUNA
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>>2593343
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>>2593323
I don't have a favorite so I'll just choose one that I really like
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>>2593340
A hug
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So pony, I'm trapped in Canada with my laptop on a flight back home without me. All I have is the power of imagination.

Which pony should my pillow be tonight? Last time it was bugpone, who was surprisingly pleasing to cuddle. Other winners include berry punch, mayor mare, and favorite pony.
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>>2593340
Rose pls keep drawing
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>>2593323
They actually make pretty cute girls though words in a cutie mark is kind of obnoxious
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Twilight rants twice about what does and doesn't qualify as magic, right? Once in Trixie Hurpadurp and once in FPK?
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>>2593323
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>>2593279
Master reproductions have their place in art training but nobody tries to pass off their imitation Rembrandts as their own art.

>>2593303
>repeated religious motifs during a time period dominated by the Roman Catholic Church

You don't say...
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>>2593323

Indecisive as usual, but what's funny is I have more cute stills than I do actual art of her.
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>>2593323
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>>2593323
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>>2593373
>used an example of repeated motif from early modern art
>pseudointellectual ignoramus who doesn't know anything about art but likes to criticize doesn't even notice it

Stay classy, nigga
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>>2593351

NOT THAT
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Thabk god for drinking
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>>2593323
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>>2593379
>that feel when Nightcrawler wasn't in the 3rd X-Men movie

fuck that movie was terrible
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>>2593398
I like it, but I can't have much tonight.

Have another for me, would you?
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>>2593399
>>2593372
>FS or Rarity as least-favorite pone

sure is 2011 entry-level hivemind casuals in here
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>>2593398
yup
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>>2593353
thanks you saved me from killing myself

have this pony
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>>2593400
"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
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>>2593407
Rarity became best pone midway through S2, but Yellowautism continues to be horrible.
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>>2593415
IT'S FUNNY CUZ HURR VINNIE JONES
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>>2593411
How were you planning to kill yourself?
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>>2593407
Lol no, Fluttershy is the entry level shit tier pony.
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>>2593407
If FS were more entertaining on screen and had less awful episodes she wouldn't be at the bottom

>2.3
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>>2593395
Alright then I admit I was wrong.

Be happy. You won an internet argument with nobody.
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>>2593400

Yeah it was. It became shit when I heard the line 'I'm the juggernaut, bitch!' Had to facepalm after that....
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You know Raridash is kinda cute
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>>2593364
Cuddle stoned fluttershy
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>>2593399
>Rarity is least favourite pony
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>>2593427
>nobody

well, there was you

But yeah, you're pretty much a nobody

and you always will be
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Okay, MLPG, I've got a fun little game here. I propose that we all play it. If you don't complete the game and see the fun video at the end, you don't get to post. How's that?

http://pbskids.org/arthur/games/factsopinions/
>>
>we
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>>2593436
Yeah but it'll never catch on

I wish it would...
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>>2593400
wasn't there a video game "canon" to the movies where Nightcrawler is killed cheaply in the beginning?

Because Alan Cumming didn't want to play the role again?
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>>2593407

>implying Fluttershy isn't entry-level as fuck
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>>2593313
But I am drawing.
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>>2593364
Female snails
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>>2593450
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>>2593436

Not really, but that hugging pic is kawaii as shit.
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>>2593450
Binky doesn't know anything. Game is invalidated.
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>>2593436
>Hugging
>Embracing
>Hiding the face in

Oh god my heart...
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>>2593446

Not him, but wow you're an asshole.

>you're pretty much a nobody

And who the fuck are you?
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>>2593463
oh dear god
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This sure is some great art.
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>>2593399
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>>2593487
I like the green one honestly and not in a satirical way.
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>>2593482
I'm somebody that does more than bitch about contributors, and I don't try to talk about shit I don't understand.

Seriously. The guy was being an ass, and all I did was hoist him up by his own petard.
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>>2593482
It's probably Ross.
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>>2593436
I keep hoping for it to take off but it never does.
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>>2593450
3hard5me

If their fact is shitty, then it should be an opinion so they can be wrong.
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>>2593475
>implying
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>>2593494
quit getting trolled
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>>2593487
At least one of them is Kloudmutt's.

But yeah, better than Ross and GG and... Dr. White, and whatever artists you still have around here.
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>>2593494
Yep, it's Ross.

Don't you have a walking heart attack to draw or something?
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>>2593510
Just like Twirity.
;_;
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>>2593502
Please, it's Ross bitching about CT and PF.
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>>2593487
I like CT's front or side view drawings.
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>>2593516
>>2593523
I find it funny when people like him who don't understand what they're talking about try to offer advice. He's such a fuckin hack.
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>>2593523
>implying Ross would ever admit he was wrong about anything
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>It's only been 13 days since the season ended
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Is beady humans really as fun as they say it is?
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>>2593436
I have a secret, I like all ships
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>>2593398
IMPOSTOR
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>>2593547
Casual ableist furry.
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>>2593516
You can tell it's not Ross because

1. Ross doesn't know anything about art
2. All Ross ever does is bitch about artists better than him, not defend them.
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THINK OF YOUR FAVORITE HORSE AND YOUR FOURTH-FAVORITE HORSE

THEY ARE NOW SHIPPED

HOW FEEL
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>>2593537
He's got a good grasp on how to draw horrific monsters, hell, he could even teach GG a thing or two.
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>>2593541
If you're into that sorta thing.
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>>2593539
Heh, i concede that point.

Could be Nathan.
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>>2593558

>Twirity

I don't feel.
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>>2593559
The opposite is true.
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>>2593558
>Flutterjack

Meh. I guess it could work.
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>>2593518
I know bro I fucking know
Maybe an episode in S3 will fix this...
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>>2593511
If I designed that kind of game I'd throw in a completely false statement to keep the kids playing on their toes.

Like "She is wearing a red bow" when her bow is actually purple or something.
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>>2593323
it's actually >>2593313
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>>2593564
I don't know if I am into it though, I never tried.
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>>2593558
>Chrysalight

Well ok, then. Family gatherings at the Sparkle residence would be pretty awkward.
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>>2593558
normal as its already my favorite ship
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>>2593537
LOL, I remember back before he was banned from MS's streams.

He would always show "MS! Use the stabilizer! It's so good! You have to use it! Why aren't you using it!"

And here MS is, drawing perfect lines without any stabilizers at all.
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>>2593487
They're well-drawn. I like the way it looks.
His subject-matter is usually either stupid or just "X with ponies," but frankly none of this shit is high art, and I don't care too much about the creativity involved here. It's just fanart. Some of y'all need to put this shit in perspective, for fuck's sake.

That doesn't mean CT's shit isn't mawkish as hell
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>>2593581
>>2593518
>Twirity
Ugh. No.
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>>2593558

>FlutterJack

How would that even work?
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>>2593591
You flatter me.
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>>2593581
>those nostrils
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>>2593558
>RariShy
This is best feel because this is the objective best ship
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Guys, I heard Weaver left us, is this true?
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>>2593553
aw
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>>2593541
well, its Fun

its one of those games where after a while you have to invent your own fun, and until you get to that point its constant losing

well, even AFTER that point its constant losing

GG did an LP a while back, and one anon is doing a circlejerk fortress

takes a while to learn, longer to figure out what the hell you're doing, and you will NEVER master it.
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We used to have nice art discussions.

Now we have shitty art arguments.

I fucking hate you people. Why can't I leave?
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>>2593559
>Has a grasp on horrific monsters
>Crookedtrees
>Could teach GG a thing or two

Nothing about this post is right.
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>>2593599
YOU'LL SEE ANON
ONE DAY IT WILL BE HUGE
YOU'LL SEE
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>>2593605
>holy shit I'm not the only one who likes Rarishy

admit it though: rarijack is better
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>>2593605
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYVz9KezlVs
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>>2593612

>left

He's just taking a break from ponies over the summer. He'll be back for season 3, if not sooner.
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>>2593597
The whole S7 thing is fucking rich.
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>>2593577
Name one thing GG could teach CT.

I'm pretty sure CT could draw with a mouse in MS Paint if he wanted to.
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>>2593618
>Why can't I leave?
LE RIDE NEVER ENDS XD!!!!!!!!111111
Just close the tab retard.
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>>2593618

I think we all know that feel.
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>>2593591
But why don't you like her?
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>>2593618
We still have art discussions, but people have to say "NOO I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE ENJOY THINGS" and they try to ruin it for everyone else.
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>>2593626
Shut up Trollestia
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>>2593626
>RariJack is better
damn nigga that's a good joke.tiff
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>>2593636
Just one thing?
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>>2593636
Character design, for one.
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>>2593577
>>2593622
>Ross
>ROSS
I was talking about ROOOOOOSSSSSSSSS
because it was a JOOOOOOOOKE
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>>2593636
>Name one thing GG could teach CT.

How to draw an emotion that isn"t "boredom."
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>>2593637

I wish it was that simple, ironic shitposter anon.
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>>2593653
All GG has ever designed is ponies, a zebra, and some fat chick he ripped off from Ross.
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>>2593636
He could probably teach him how not to be a pedophile.

Zing!
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>>2593650
>not liking Rarijack

Get out
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>>2593655
GG is master of facial expressions to begin with. it's a shame he wastes his talent on MSpaint drawings.

Well, not really. I fucking loved Player One.
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>>2593664
It is Anon-san just do it.
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>>2593668
Not that guy but it's a shit ship along with Twidash.
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>>2593654
I KNEW THAT
>>2593665
>ripped off

Fuck I can't find my reaction picture. It was a good one too.
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>>2593636
How to attract a legion of circle jerking white knights without any effort or talent
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>>2593665
>doesn't know RubyQuest
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>>2593665
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>>2593673
>a master of facial expressions

He makes the eyes bigger and draws sweat drops
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>>2593665
>thinks GG is only from MLP
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And I'll be taking request for short paragraphs now. Mane 6 will take priority over background characters.

And I'm 13-1 on my LoL smurf account. Shit is easy.
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>>2593558
>Spitlight
...Well, Dash must be jealous.
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>>2593598
>sickly or puerilely sentimental

i dont know if that is the word i would use for them
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>>2593698
>G
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>>2593665
I don't even like Weaver that much and even I know that is wrong.
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>>2593698
Oh yes, there was the stick man with the Guy Fawkes mask.
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>>2593703
I know. spitfire stealing her waifu, what a cunt
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>>2593558
Pinkie and Applejack

what
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>>2593697
You're ignoring everything he did before ponies.
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>>2593711
you really shouldent talk about things you know nothing about
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>>2593717

>Applepie

Best ship name.
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>>2593541
Yes.

How's that one mod going, is it done yet?
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GG has character development.
Ross has character design.

GG is marketed as quick drawings and story creation.
Ross is marketed as a character creator and a cartoonist.

There. I fucking said it. Now go ahead and hate me. You would do it no matter what.
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>>2593715
>tfw there is almost no Spitfire/Soarin
Why people? That is the best straight ship.
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>>2593723
Best ship name, worst ship.
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>>2593711
holy shit

just

holy shit
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Redrawn Applejack's face so that she no longer look as retarded, still look like a stallion though. Fuck, I am hopeless at expressions. Also cleaned up the picture a little. One day I shall color it, and it shall be gorgeous.

Now working on my Rarity picture. It should be done by tomorrow.
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>>2593599
What is wrong with you.
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>>2593718
were they all just MS paint doodles?
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>>2593723
>applepie
>best name

Twinkie is better.
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>>2593724
>Pony ambrosia

For... attracting ponies as mates?
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>>2593733
eyelashes should fix the gender confusion
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>>2593723
>not Shining Light

Prettiest name

>>2593728
That's so fucking WRONG it's hilarious. I don't hate you because I dont really know who you are.

Take a name you fucking coward.
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>>2593702
Have you done Fluttershy drunk and trying to dance with you?
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>>2593717
HOLY FUCK, ARE YOU ME?
BECAUSE I HAVE THE SAME RANKINGS.
TELL ME YOUR SECOND AND THIRD FAVORITES.
NO!
LET'S SAY THEM AT ONCE!
ONE
TWO
THREE!
Sweetie and Derpy!
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>>2593730

Right you are.
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>>2593728
>Ross has character design.
[contained laughter]
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>>2593733
The snout is way better now also add eye lashes-
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Seriously guys...Why can't we just enjoy ALL of our non-Ross contributors and encourage them to become the best they can be?
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>>2593741
Ha ha ha...

Sure, why not. Go on, try some.
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Good evening MLPG.
How may I be of faggot to you tonight.
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>>2593729
they sure are blue and orange together
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>>2593746

Oh, that is pretty.

Holy fuck is nasty though.
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>>2593703
>>2593715
>Twilight has a pegasus fetish
That would definitely complicate things.
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>>2593749
you posted rarijack, though, that's just as bad
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>>2593736
Yeah, kinda. Player One was hilarious, and rubyquest was god-tier.

he was also every single drawfag there was before 2008.
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>>2593760
Can you draw Pinkie Pie literally crying over spilt milk?
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>>2593747
Nope, but that's actually a good idea and I think I can write it well since I've been in that situation.
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>>2593760
Drawing ponies ofc I suggest gobbo pone.
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>>2593729
its all porn
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>>2593760
HEY

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS EARLIER WHEN YOU WERENT HERE

Could you draw pretty pictures of Cloudchaser and Flitter please? (Rumble perhaps as well somehow?)
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>>2593728
>Ross: Character design

even Megasweet has better character design.
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>>2593760
show us your tits
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>>2593760
Rumbletwins
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>>2593746
Get me detailed character drawings from GG. I need turn-arounds and poses.

Get me stories developed by Ross. Simple one page analysis of characters or a simple story he's created.

Then we can talk. And if I am horrendously in the wrong, then I will concede.
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So who's ready for the newest episode of Care Bears?
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>>2593766

>just as bad

That's some funny shit right there.
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>>2593729
>implying Daisy/Colton(sp?) isn't canon
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>>2593796
Why cant they just be friends?
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>>2593760
Draw something with Spitfire and Twilight.
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ITT: people so delusional they can't handle the truth
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>>2593541
Just started playing again.

These undead, man. God damn.

Probably one of the most complex city/civilization sim there is. Both a good and a bad thing, but mostly good. Things can get literally crazy.

Like punching a horse out from under a charging night, sending it flying backwards into a tree and causing it to blast apart.
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>>2593796
yeah everyone know rarijack < applepie < appledash < appleshy < applelight
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>>2593794
Stream?
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>>2593796
You're right
Is probably even more shitty
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>>2593792
What? You want a fucking argument? I'm not wasting my fucking time.

You can dredge up whatever shitty 'proof' YOU want. His pictures are still going to be shit and I'm still going to mock him and you for it.

This is 4chan. Eat shit.
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>>2593799
Daisy color scheme is disgustin.
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have you friend zoned a pone today?
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>>2593809
or your're so delusional you dont know what the truth is.
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>>2593820
Pony is not real anon.
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>>2593802

A question nearly as old as the general itself
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>>2593817
They both suck, son.
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>>2593802

But they're all friends, who takes shipping seriously?
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>>2593833
TAW
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>>2593827
That and obligatory Dinky implication
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>>2593812
It sounds like fun, but might be too complicated for me.

The most complex game I ever played was probably 2004 era WoW.
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>>2593817
I can't tell who you're even talking about.
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>>2593827
The funny part is you create that ship.
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>>2593833
I operate under the assumption that if you behave as though you take it seriously, you do take it seriously.
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>>2593841

>too complicated

Well, it might be a little overwhelming at first, but once you figure out what all the commands do it's just a matter of setting up your fort and defenses how you want.
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>>2593741
Not quite. Read through that screencap again.
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>>2593848

I will only ever be good at doing things accidentally it seems

as the Daisy and Colton thing proves. Though that seems to be picking up a bit of steam, ever so slowly
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>>2593817
Not really looking for an argument. More like reasoning behind why they can't be good in their own right.

But if you're getting this mad over such a simple discussion, which this is because I find no reason to be fighting over a trivial matter such as this, then I can simply drop it and we can all move on with our lives.
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>>2593841
The hardest step, really, is just getting used to the interface. Once you get the rote learning down it's pretty much just setting things up to how you like them and remembering to keep everyone alive.
>>
I just realized I have no way to know if you're here.
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>>2593864
whats with the yield and tensile strength? Does DF honestly consider that to be a building material?
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>>2593872
In short, calm down and lets ignore it and look at the pretty ponies.
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>>2593872
Not him, but Ross will always be shit because he is a terrible person.

GG is a good person. He could draw better... But I don't want him to. I like his doodles, and want to enjoy them for another seven years.
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>>2593873
>art
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>>2593873
Because they can't. They don't know how. All they know how to do is argue and bitch and complain.
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>>2593873
I don't want to learn how to draw because I don't know how to draw.
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>>2593748

I actually fucked up and switched 3 and 4 in my head

1. Pinkie
2. Twilight
3. Applejack
4. Dash
5. Rarity
6. Fluttershy
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>>2593878
That you, ERP dude?

I was just about to ask the same thing.
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>>2593893
>GG is a good person

I guess when he's not making up stories about being homeless and having his brother die, just to get attention like Kim Fluttershy Dykas.
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>>2593878
I know exactly who you're talking to, and I am not even that person.
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>>2593914
Plz just stop
>>
eat your pony, professor
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>>2593914
Come on, dude. Get less jaded.
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>>2593907
Oh....
You only rank main six?
Oh...
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>>2593872
I'm not getting mad. I'm explaining that I don't care to argue any 'points' and that you're a fool for expecting me to.
Ross pictures=shit
Ross person=shit
GG=superiour because it doesn't offend my eyes.
GG=pretty chill guy
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>>2593914
>GG attentionwhoring

It's Weaver. EFG. Just wearing his trip gets him plenty of attention

are you fucking retarded
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>>2593911
Great minds I suppose. Old horse is in use. Ride this one out?

>>2593919
Someone's been paying attention in class, I see.
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>roll 2d10
>get a five
>no hot tub time with Rarity
>squad broken
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>>2593914
Oh, god, I feel much better now. You're just a stupid asshole. I can ignore you.
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>>2593914
If you fell for that you have no one to blame but yourself.

Seriously, who even tells people on the internet that a family member died? That would be so disrespectful to their memory.
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>>2593883
I don't think you appreciate the depth of DF.
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How about cute ponies?
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You could swear you told the bartender to mix that tequila sunrise light. You might have even said extra light. Either way, she's barely halfway through the glass and she's already falling over herself giggling at everything you say. Normally she barely even cracks a smile at your jokes. The fact that she's actually laughing out loud tells you that she's drunk. Before you can push the drink away from her, she nearly inhales her straw. The rest of the cocktail vanishes from the glass, down into her throat. Before you can react, her head crashes onto your shoulder. She grips your arm, telling you how nice it is for you to take her out like this. Okay, you'll accept the gratitude, even though it was her friends who dragged her out to the club and you were just invited along. The softness of her breath tickles her neck, and you would think she's about to fall asleep when the next song comes on. She snaps to life, exclaiming that this is her jam. Her what? The only one who talks like that is her slutty friend who... Before you can finish that thought, you're up on the dance floor with her up in your business. Even in the darkness of the dance floor, you can see how red her cheeks are. Not that you need a reminder, with the way her arms are slung over your shoulders. She's practically dry humping you in public with her leg wrapped around your waist. All you can do is enjoy the ride for a full second before you feel her body go limp. God dammit, she just passed out right on top of you in the middle of a club. Getting out of this one will be an adventure.
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>>2593775
I dunno why I drew her fat.
>>2593789
No
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>>2593963
you didnt rename the goblins as Diamond Dogs?
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>>2593946
I think so. I was going suggest old horse before SB claimed it for his quest. Hopefully we'll be good to go in an hour.
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>>2593873
Would you paint the barn using a bucket of Big Mac's pony sperm as paint?
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>>2593965
Cute and sad pone?
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>>2593972
How are ya tonight, MT?
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>>2593965

Sure.
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>>2593980
Yeah. Hopefully the board will be slow enough that his horse won't fall off the board before there's room.
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>>2593950
It might be her Spaghetti roll.
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>>2593972
HEY
>>2593790
>>2593786
PLEASE
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>>2593971
>Slutty friend
YOU ARE MY NEW ENEMY.
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>>2593972
thanks!
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>>2593991
That's actually pretty sad
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>>2594004
One can hope.
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>>2593975
Most of these are from /tg/.
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>>2593965
reeeeeporting in!
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>>2594007
Pinkie is actually my favorite character.

My defense is that a guy who would date Fluttershy would view Pinkie as a slut.
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>>2593971

>her slutty friend who

HAHAHAHA
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Parsed that shit.
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>>2594004
It's the only good outcome.
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>>2594023
I've never set up in the purple areas before. How much different is it?
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>>2593995
I could be better...A little sad....OH. Fun story.
Today at work, A man came up to the register and he was wearing a Brony shirt. He bought a ton of claymore....Seemed Nice...didn't get to talk to him. But I complimented him.
>mfw he'll never know that I had Lily Blossom in my pocket.
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>>2594019
>>2593991
I do feel bad for IE pone. I would give her tons of cuddles, but I would not use her to access the internet.
Firefox Pone is cutest of all, though. Chrome pone is second cutest.
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>>2594002
If past quests are any indication it probably won't be, but you never know. We'll see.

Greatly looking forward to it.
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>>2594049
I agreement.
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>>2593965
cute ponies?
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>>2594033
Okay. I can buy that.
Good show.
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>>2594049
Nightly pony is more cuter.
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>>2593991

>cute and sad

There really needs to be more of that
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>>2594049
I find IE pony cutter than Chrome Pony but I agree with Firefox Pony being the cutest
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>>2594043
Claymore's an alright series.
So, any plans now that you've finished your mini-storybook? Maybe make a Mini-tuff Mini-storybook?
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>>2594064
>MT will never draw cute pegasus twins
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>>2594074
Sims 3 Anon should do her in Sims
Chinman 2
Dear god that thread was hilarious
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>>2594043
Why do you have a pone on you when working?
Don't you know that's a work safety hazard?
Ponying on the job is very dangerous.
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>>2594042
No idea. With the last update he added reanimating body parts and mutagenic clouds though.
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everything possible in a post
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>>2594092
Waitwhat.
The storybook's finished?
Link?
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>>2594099
It's a good luck charm.
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>>2594096
Which one, the Ross pony apartment or the Chinman Saga?
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>>2594045
This one is not so bad. I might fap to it later.
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>>2594042
Very, especially since the last big update.

If something dies that has a head or can grip, like a hand, will come back to life and try to kill you.

Toxic clouds will randomly spawn and do something terrible like make your dwarf go blind or turn them inside out or some shit.

Basically, everything will try to kill you and do a good job at it
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>>2594063
I like the idea of her turning of her flame hair and becoming bald so you can snuggle, but she's still super warm.
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>>2594045
Those are some nice tits.
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>>2594111
at zombo.com
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>>2594124
Both
Man I can't wait for the next Ross pony apartment saga
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>>2594136
What if her flame is just magical? What if her flame goes out and she slows to a crawl after ten minutes of cuddling with her?
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>>2594110
considering how well I did in the 40d zombie mod and DF in general, the necromancer sieges sound like they'd break my shit in an instant

i mean shit

you kill the zombies then the necromancer revives the bits

so instead of five zombie you got five zombie torsos then thirty zombie body parts

then any dead animals

and god forbid he gets near your kitchen

>mfw necromancers
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>>2594122
I'm glad someone else does it. I felt weird always keeping my McDonald's Pinkie in my jacket's chest pocket.
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>>2594144
>you could have have stopped it
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>>2594173
Dat fucking Dash man
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>>2594163
Actually, pretty much if anything die on evil ground it will turn into a zombie or skeleton.

Makes having a meat and fishing industry fairly difficult
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>>2594144
shit, is anyone capping these?
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>>2594151
Well, that's okay. A sluggish pone is good for cuddles, unlike a crashy browser.
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>>2592182
Yes
Wait
No
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>>2594192
What's the point? We have the archive.
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>>2594198
I am the greatest
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>>2594096
>>2594124
>>2594144
>>2594186
>>2594197
Eh?
What's this from?
>>
150 image limit
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>>2594206
But them my existence is meaningless here! What would I do with my life!?
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>>2594211
I Don't Know.
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>>2594192
They're still in the archive.
But there were a few that were posted in deleted threads

>>2594206
Well that way we can only post the image instead of archive diving through several threads
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>>2594198
Have you ever replied to a post just one minute shy of two hours old?
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>>2594215

Anon made Ross' designs in Sims earlier today and put them in a house. Then he proceeded to getting them purged by fire.
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>>2594223
Attack the enemy Yes.
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>>2594226
No
Wait
Wait
Yes
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>>2594220
;_;
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Why hasn't Katia killed herself yet?

How does she manage to keep her will to live?
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>>2594228
What about the "Chinman" stuff?
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>>2594215
Someone made Ross' humans in Sims 3 and made them share an apartment.
THE FIRE DANCE SOON FOLLOWED
TWILIGHT AND AJ ARE THE DED TILL NOW
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>>2594206
Ease of reposting.
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>>2594119
Yeah I story timed it earlier.
Also I don't know If I'd do a Mini Tuffs story....
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>>2594245

I have zero clue.
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>>2594244

Why hasn't MLPG killed itself yet?

How does it manage to keep its will to live?
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>>2594235
Declined.
I'll Defend the Generator.
>>
Stay in one thread, horsefuckers
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>>2594206
Convenience. Unless the guy is tagging all his posts with a searchable keyword, its going to be difficult to scour the archive for them
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>>2594245
>not knowing Chinman
Nigga what the fuck are you still doing here?
START READIGN
http://imgur.com/a/dhld6
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>>2594258
Acknowledged.
I'll attack our generator.
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>>2594245
An old Sims thing from /b/ I think, don't kill me.
A character with a large chin has lady troubles burns the house down.
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>>2594258
>>2594274
>actually hearing this back and forth in real time
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>>2594257
The only reason I have not killed myself is because my family would be sad
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>>2594288
OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
GET EDUCATED YOU SCRUBS
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>>2594305
>>
Anyone want to toss me one more request before I pass out?
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>>2594323
Spitlight!
Anything goes.
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>>2594323
Mayor mare inviting you for a private meeting
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>>2594323
Pinkie being a slut with Rarity
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>>2594323
Let Them Eat Cake but with Luna.
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>>2594315
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>>2594305
>>2594315

Well that's just fucking hilarious. Holy shit.
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Year 2, end of Spring. New immigration wave.

Defense is going to become a serious concern in a few months, because apparently ponies can't use crossbows. Diamond dog thieves have begun their first visits. Ballistae and catapults can still be set up but I never figured out how those things worked.
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>>2594323
Teenage rumble scoot
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>>2594344
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>>2594335
This is the only one that allows second person, so I'm doing it.

Unless there's a giant communal uproar.
>>
Someone draw the main cast as Sexy anthropomorphic Planes.
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>>2594358

That is waaaaaay too small to read.
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>>2594333
>Spitlight!
wat
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>>2594355
:V
Maybe I can be your writer for tonight. Got any specifics?
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>>2594380
Yeah wait a bit
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>>2594373
>>>/d/
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>>2594371
>second person only
>final destination
aww you suck.
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>>2594373
>>>/B/
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>>2594358
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>>2594382
Probably Spitfire x Twilight
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>>2594383
Maybe their first time together
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>>2594382
Spitfire/Twilight.
A completely nonsensical ship that someone mentioned earlier that I wanna see something done with, just to see if it could be done.
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>>2594402
AND THE END
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>>2594415
I once saw a ApplejackxSpitfire pic.
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Anyone have that picture of Twilight hopping/bouncing unamused?
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I did things.
I'll scan later.
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>>2594411
The before and after. And it being both cute and awkward as hell.
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>>2594350
>ponies can't use crossbows
Bullshit they can't. Mine could, though I may have been playing with a different "construction" of them than you were.
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>That feel when peanut butter kisses with Scootaloo.
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>>2594251
That was a fun thread.
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>>2594433
2deep4me.
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>>2594415
>>2594409
>Spitfire is a top athlete
>has a thing for the softer, less athletic pones
>this drives Dash nuts that she can't woo Spitfire
>Twilight isn't sure whether to give in or not
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>>2594435
do it
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>>2594433
bueno
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>>2594449
>Dash make her move on Twilight
IM A FANFICTION WRITER NOW.
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>>2594411
>>2594435
>>2594450
I'll give this my honest best shot.
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>>2594350
>ponies can't use crossbows
>Hoppip, Markspony

wut

Also balistas arent that complicated. One you build one, its pretty much a static building that fires a huge bolt at indefinite rage on the same plane. You just need to make ammo for them, which requires a log and an option but very much recomnded metal speak head
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>>2594350
>>2594436
I've never actually played it, but I remember reading something about only unicorns being able to use crossbows, because the horn counts as a second grasper, which crossbows need.
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>>2594433
I'm in the mood to draw some creepy shit now.
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>>2594417

Thanks. I seem to recall seeing that in /v/ but never paying attention to it. Now I feel bad.
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>>2594449
>she also has a thing for eggheads
>she's sick of the whole notion that all athletes are complete dolts
>all she's really looking for in a relationship is someone to have a intellectual conversation with
>Twilight being awfully cute to is just a bonus
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So what's Drawf Fortress like? Is it fun?
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>>2594490
Well, Dash has just got to get chubby and smart.
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>>2594449
>>2594490
>twilight now has 2 pegasi wooing her
>not sure if she should choose one over the other
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>>2594350
Remember to be creative with your traps. Ponies are nothing if not bloodthirsty.
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>>2594496
losing is fun
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>>2594496
It's insane. The depth of simulation compared to what the screen puts out is off the fucking charts. Also menus require a degree to navigate.
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>>2594496
Sort of.
It's heavy micromanagement and things often go very wrong, very fast.
But then again, you can drown the world in lava, so there's that. Or make an apparatus that runs off of the blood of your enemies.
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>>2594496
I hear that it is fun.
>>
I really wish I could play Dwarf Fort but it's to complicated for me.
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>>2594512
>Dash
>smart
I don't think we're talking about the same pony here anon.
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>>2594521
>>2594525
>>2594527
>>2594534
I'll have to try it then.
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>>2594514
>Not sure if she should choose one over the other
>implied threesome
Starting with Spitfire putting the moves on Twilight, then they're walked in on by Dash?
Oh yes
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>>2594547
She has to get smart.
Or appear smart.
She'll fail horribly, of course.
>>
RARITY QUEST

WHAT HAPPENED TO RARITY QUEST

I MUST KNOW
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>>2594350
>you will never be part of the circlejerk
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>>2594551
Don't forget your flow charts.
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>>2594560
http://mlpg.co/q/res/14239.html
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 55
Morale: Very High
Horsefucking Levels: Average
Flavor of the day: Tripfags
Post count for 06/15/12: 6392

Between annoyance at an anon for deleting threads and taking the marker, and talking about trips, old and new, it's been a very, very meta day. Not like that's different than any other day, but still.

Had a game of Oregon trail today. It was >fun. AJ didn't make it.

Also Sims 3: Humanized Ross version. Two died. More to come later?

Was a pretty good day overall.

Just remember, winter is coming. We'll make it though the summer.
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The best ass.
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>>2594560
IT'S STILL GOING ON
http://mlpg.co/q/res/14239.html#14683

WE MADE RARITY FAIL HER SPAGHETTI ROLL BUT NOT IN FRONT OF US
TILL NOW WE'RE VERY GOOD
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But Spitfire isn't into girls
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>>2594546
why
it's just the sims for ultra nekbeards
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>>2594496

It can be, especially if you get a settlement far enough along. Though I haven't played it too much since they removed the Judge Dreadd Hammerer, so I cannot comment much on more modern versions
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>>2594595
Because it looks extremely fun
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>>2594568
Leave that sleepy pony alone.
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>>2594568
Sleepy pony is ded.

>>2594584
>Winter is coming
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>>2594584
>day 55
It hasn't been that long has it?
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>>2594598
Oh shit, they removed the Hammerer?
I never actually got around to playing more than a year or so in game, I never had any nobles worth mentioning, but that guy sounded like so much fun.

I'm kind of sad now.
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rose....
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>>2594606
From the thumbnail it looked like she was wearing a diaper and leaning forward.
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>>2594634
you
i hate you
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>>2594634
OH YOU FUCKER!
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>>2594634
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>>2594634
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>>2594637
>>2594645
>>2594648
the fuck
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>>2594589
>>2594576
DAMMIT

I MIGHT AS WELL JUST WAIT UNTIL IT'S CAPPED.
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>>2594645
>>2594648
Huh.
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>>2594648
>>2594645
So mad
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>>2594590
You're right.
She's into Twilight.
There's something special about that mare.
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>>2594634
Noooooot...really.
>>
http://www.livestream.com/kloudmutt


WHY
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>>2594637
>>2594645
>>2594648
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>>2594631

Yeah, he is no longer THE LAW. There is a different system in place now, lacking the random fatal hammerings of justice.
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>>2594637
>>2594645
>>2594648
I don't think we coordinated this one purpose
>>2594670
no really how did this happen i didn't do it
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>>2594584
I can't wait for winter!
Winter will be awesome!
Things will be great, just like last winter!
Things will be great, just like last winter!
Things will be great, just like last winter!
Maybe even better!
We just gotta hold one tiiiiiggght!!!
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>>2594660
Mai OTP.

SOmeone draw porn of it please.
>>
Spoilered for slightly cloppy, but not quite.

The way she crosses her legs, all you can do is notice her stockings. The fact that her khaki skirt only reaches halfway down her thighs doesn't help either. Normally, the fact that you've been called to the mayor herself for a speeding ticket would be weird. You have little time to reflect on that as she brushes a hand through her silver hair. Still seated on her desk, she leans forward towards you, asking if you understand what you've done wrong. You try to give her some perfunctory excuse, but you're really transfixed on the cleavage peaking out of her blouse. When she asks if you're listening, your eyes snap up to hers. She's looking at you over the rim of her glasses. Her azure eyes are glaring at you, but something tells you that she's not actually angry. A single finger tickles you beneath your chin, goading your gaze up towards hers. Is there something interesting in this office, she asks you. Before you can answer, she squeezes you between the legs. You squirm and wiggle in her grasp. All she can say is that you react like all the other boys. Another jolt of pleasure and pain shoots straight to your lungs as she throws you back in your chair. She unbuttons her skirt and spreads her legs, revealing the dark, lacy lingerie she's wearing. She tells you that she's going to ride you like all the other boys. Do you think you're up to break the record?
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>>2594584
hooray this is the 2nd time I've been awake to see one of these this is truly a wonderful occasion
>>
0- fap
1,2,3- I get caught up on Gunnerkreigg court
4,5,6- DORFS
7,8,9- I try to learn how to draw again while listening to the soothing sound of (american folk legend) Don McLean

Doubles: pony for the next two days.
>>
oh fuck im dyin

RIP: my sides
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>>2594637
>>2594645
>>2594648
I'm scared
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>>2594637
>>2594641
>>2594645
>>2594648
Come on... It could be cute.
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>>2594672
>That feel when you had a Hammerer
Bashed the fuck out of people. I gave him jails, but he never took prisoners. I lost a legendary miner that way...
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>>2594718

Reginald will fucking kill you.
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>>2594551
Good fucking luck

Don't feel to discouraged. Took me the better part of a few months off and on to learn how to do anything, but its a great game
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>>2594719
pffffffFRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT~
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>>2594719
Diapers aren't cute.
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>>2594551
Theres a wiki. It will help
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>>2594637
>>2594645
>>2594648
It's been a while since I've laughed to tears.
Thanks.
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>>2594722
>build well-designed prison system
>hammerer BEATS THE FUCKING JAILER
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>>2594744
>Implying
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>>2594769
Not even on a baby
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>>2594716
Your numbers are wise.
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>>2594774
Okay, now you've gone too far.
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>>2594703
UNF

Did you use that humanized pic from X-Arielle as inspiration? Because that's how she looks to me right now while reading that.
>>
DORKS
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watching a lot of these anthrocon videos what surprises me the most is so many bring their small kids to it.
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>>2594769
DIAPERS
ARE NOT
CUTE
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>>2594782
Babies aren't even cute
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>>2594791
That is extremely disturbing. This means that, one day, there will be a number of adults who were brought up going to furry conventions.
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>>2594783
The what from who?

Actually, I know she posted art on Hentai Foundry recently, but I don't recall any Mayor Mare.
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>>2594760
>>2594722

His justice was swift and absolute. We shall miss him. At least we know what became of him..
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>>2594556
exactly.
twilight didn't know spitfire was that way
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>>2594801
Next you're going to tell me that ponies aren't cute.

....

...
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>>2594812
Those two ponies are adorable why are there no arts of them
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>>2594794
....Not even on cute pony?
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>>2594814
>I requested a fic exactly like this whole scenario from some bozo at fimfiction while he was offering requests
>9000 words
>it was fucking SHIT

I was maximum dissapoint
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>>2594812
Hah, shit.
I'd read fanfiction of hammer pone enforcing THE LAW, no mercy, no restraint.
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>>2594812
Dat horn placement
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>>2594828
Maybe. As long as she wasn't shitting in it. But it would still be weird.
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>>2594837
Link?
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>>2594817
>>2594828
NO
>>
Just 404'd and they're going to need this one. Thoughts?
>>
That last thread disappeared pretty early.
>>
SCRUBBING BUBBLES
QUEST HORSE 404'd
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>>2594868
who?
>>
Any questers here? Thread 404d

Want me to jsut make a thread?
>>
>these fucking RarityQuest rolls
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>>2594791
I just feel fear that furry fetish of their parents would influence their children.
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>>2594884
Make a thread.
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>>2594884
Sure, why not.
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>>2594851
You are in for a fucking treat my friend. This is happening.
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>>2594867
It's too late.
Your waifu is waiting for you.
She's in your bed.

In a big soft crinkly diaper.
>>
>Rarity Quest rolls
>2d10
>4
>try again
>3
AHAHAHAHHAH
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>>2594884
yes please
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>>2594886
We'll never win with these rolls.
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>>2594809
Found it.
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>>2594868
Looks like they're making their own thread. We should be good to go in this one.
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>>2594915
Seems like. Crisis averted, I suppose.
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>>2594862
No really

I mean it's a complete travesty of the scenario we're (and I helped initiate) talking about. Executed horribly. It is a literal waste of your time.
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>>2594906
THIS IS WHY YOU PRE-ROLL YOUR DICE
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>>2593203
Sorry to interject so late but does no one realize when they repeat this that what Picasso meant by "borrow" and "steal were, respectively, to copy in an obvious manner and to incorporate in a subtle one? A great artist "steals" because he hides the evidence, which obviously doesn't apply in the case of emulations where all the evidence is in plain sight. The latter is Picasso's definition of borrowing.
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>>2594926
How?
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>>2594929
Fuck off Brainy
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>>2594912
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNFF
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>>2594868
>>2594915
>>2594921
I thought you people only did this if there was fetish discussion going on when the thread died.
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>>2594929
Shut the fuck up Brainy
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So... What's wrong with Pinkiedash?

I mean I know it's a little old, but it's still a pretty fun ship.
>>
>tfw you are told not to do something
>suddenly have an urge to go out of your way to do it since it was mentioned
>that person may not even know
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>>2594912
Ah, I have seen that before. It wasn't consciously on my mind when I wrote the piece, but I'm sure there was unconscious influence.

And hell, I love MILFs. Who doesn't?
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>>2594904
she is no longer the waifu I fell in love with
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>>2594926
THE FIRST FUCKING ROLL WAS A 1
REALLY ONLY 4 ROLLS TILL NOW
>1 1d10 roll
>it was 1
>3 2d10 rolls
>they were 5,4,3
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?
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>>2594933
You roll all the ones out of them. Basically, you sit and roll your dice until you roll a one twice, then you take that die, put it in a box with a bunch of tissue paper so that it doesn't roll anymore, and bust it out when you can't afford to lose a roll. It's statistically impossible to get three 1s in a row on a single die.
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>>2594930
>>2594930
>>2594930
>>2594930
ok, lets cut this turd lose already
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>>2594884
in the submarine!

THE SUBMARINE
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>>2594943
>implying it's cupcake...?
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>>2594943
>tfw I just finished writing some pinkidash
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>>2594948
The best part is she isn't even a MILF. She dies her hair to look older.
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>>2594903
>Einhermare
>not Beta Ray Belle
>not even Thorse
Urgh.
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>>2594886
>>2594910
one of us
one of us
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>>2594969
Link?
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>>2594937
Well... Yeah, normally we don't plan this sort of stuff, but we are waiting till the horse dies so we don't bother anybody
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>>2594951
How sad.
She thought you'd understand.
She won't make you do anything you don't want to, but don't expect her to indulge any of your strange fetishes.
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>>2594943
I dont like it because Pinkie is not my favorite pony
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>>2594904
Love is over
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>>2594969
Awesome!

Link?
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>>2594978
>Thorse
go away twist
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>>2594906
>>2594926
>>2594933
>>2594961
>>2594956
Should I include those two rolls into the cap?
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>>2594999
>that r63 Spike
Unf you should write about it.
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>>2594999
>those hips

MAH DICK
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>>2595012
No. I'm not, anyway.
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>>2594943
Nothing wrong about it

as long as it's friendship
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>>2594584

Capped!
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Which mane 6 is most likely to to run for mayor/president?
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>>2594987
She didn't even bring it up with me first. How would she react if she came home find we waiting for her in the bedroom with a changeling duct taped to the wall and a bowl of fruit next to it?
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>>2595016
I fapped to that pic so many times.

Mostly imagining me in Spike's place but still
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>>2594999
Dem hips, man. I'm going to have to look into this artist.
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>>2594999
I always get a little sad when I see people making art that good at such a young age.
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>>2594999
Twilight's chest needs to be wider.
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>>2594983
>>2595000
Tomorrow sound good? I need to edit it.
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>>2595047
Her name's CandyBrat on HentaiFoundry, and X-Arielle elsewhere. She's damn good.
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>>2595039
You gonna post it for us?
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>>2595064
I would that spike

with conviction
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>>2595064
Shame it's futa.
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>>2595075
Here >>2595064

>>2595080
>That hair
>That chest
>Dem socks
Unf.
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>>2595080
I'd be your spike
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>>2595066
Sure thing. Just glad that kinda stuff still exists.
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>>2595080
I would that everyone
at once
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>>2595038
I don't know.
How did she react?
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>>2595087
Get out.
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>>2595108
Gaylord.
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>>2595064
>long striped socks and gloves

Oh hey, there's my boner. Was wondering where it was hiding.
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>>2595087
>Shame it's futa
How is saying something so foolish even possible?
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>>2594987
I have no fetishes.

Your move.
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>>2595108
Go fuck a man.
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>>2594978
>>2594903
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>>2595108
>>2595114
Be nice.
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>>2595064
>Fem Spike
MY COCK.
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>>2595108
>>2595122

I'm not hating it, but I would've preferred either full on R63 or some /ll/ since it's so rare. I'll fap to it all the same though.
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>>2595064
I just cant.

I want to, but spike looks like she's suffering from a dental attack and massive swelling, and Twilight is baked out of her mind.
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>>2595132
That's not practical armor at all
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>>2595139
What about it?
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>>2595140
Or Mac and another big man.

>>2595148
It just burst in my pants.
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>>2595128
>>2595114
homophobia.txt
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Your favorite dolphinpone has just proposed to you.

How do you react?
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>>2595140
I'm going to have to agree here. Why have R63 Spike if you're just going to whack Twilight and Rarity with the Futa Stick? Why not go whole hog and have them all R63'd?
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>>2595160
so you admit that it's gay.
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>>2595135
Indeed. We don't have to be [mean].
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>>2595145
autism.exe
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>>2595164
Yes
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>>2595050
>young age
How old is she?
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>>2595168
Because the artist is homophobic and doesnt want to draw guys
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>>2595126
Well, don't worry.
She'll take off the diaper and throw them all away.
She'll never bring it up again.
She'll just die a little inside, because the man she loves more than anything won't let her be his baby girl for only one night.
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>>2595169
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>>2595168
Needs more femme spike and female spike together...
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>>2595181
Like 18.
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>>2595168
Because then people would be yelling PEDOPEDOPEDO

You see, it's okay if it's females.
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>>2595168
Because futa Twilight and Rarity is super hot
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>>2595179
Wait
I don't know
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>>2595181
18
You can kill yourself now
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>>2595080
>"Anon i'm tireeeeeeeeed"
>the last few spurts push exhaustively and painfully into her
>however pulling out only results in her walls tightening up, grasping for dear life
>lazily she utters
>"I changed my mind, keep going"
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>>2595189
Did you know some people don't actually like /ss/
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>>2595185
My feels. Every. God. Damned. Time.
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>>2595187
>>
POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO, I KNOW YOU WERE JUST WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO DO IT.
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>>2595169
There are gayer things
Honestly at times, I feel futa isn't gay enough for me. That's when I break out the maleherms
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>>2595193
The Enemy is in Disarray.
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>>2595191
sorry. Im just not sexually attracted to men or penises
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>>2595184
>mfw I don't even have a waifu
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>>2595198
No anon you keep going.
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>>2595204
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnMF7dV86k&feature=related
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>>2595204
BUSDRIVER
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>>2595204
OKAY
Nothing Else matters:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYv8LWVUBNs
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>>2595204
Froidz - Finally (Mord Fustang Remix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xocV_2xO6E
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>>2595213
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>>2595204
http://www.rainymood.com/

10 niggers.
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>>2595209
>
>>2595185
and homosexuality is attraction to gender, not sex
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>>2595204
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kE3mty9wSY
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>>2595168
Because SOME OF US me don't like to see guys at all.
I can't explain it, but I've never liked porn pics with guys in them. They do nothing but detract from the picture, for me. Not that I can't enjoy them, but I unanimously enjoy them less.
If there's got to be a cock in the picture, I prefer futa.
I fully understand that lots of people don't mind, or even prefer guys in pictures.
But there are some people who don't like it, for whatever reason.
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>>2595204
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jixK_1ohHKo
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>>2595248
>gender, not sex

Dont you start that now.
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>>2595204
>Béla Bartók - Slovak Folksongs, for 4-part male choir: 4. Ah, if I fall in ba... - [Bartók Complete Edition CD 27/29 Vocal Works #24] Béla Bartók - Slovak Folksongs, for 4-part male choir: 4. Ah, if I fall in ba...

That is a very long title
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>>2595224
My nigga
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>>2595198
Keep going.
>>
Okay, can I break up this futachat with another request?
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>>2595255
>I unanimously
I'm going to start describing anything I do by myself as "unanimous."
>I unanimously jerked off this morning.
>I unanimously skipped work
>I unanimously lost my job.
>I unanimously don't care.
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Who's thirsty?
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>>2595204
[1]
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>>2595213
THEN WHY STRING HER ALONG, ANON?
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>>2595272
Lets fuck
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>>2595283
FUTA RARITY AND TWILIGHT AND MAYBE R63 SPIKE
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>>2595283
Anon x futa twilight and Rarity
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>>2595260
Pfft, typical metal fan
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>>2595285
clink
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>>2595283
Write about anon fucking this Spike pleease >>2595064
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>>2595283
R63! Spike/Anon
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>>2595303
Clink clink clink clink
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>>2595297
>>2595298
And maybe R63 spike
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>>2595298
YES THIS WILL DO TOO
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>>2595284
I meant it to mean "without exception".
I couldn't think of an appropriate word.
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>>2595285
I...I am...
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>>2595260
>click link
>hear sound
>realize I've had an oscillating fan blowing on me and making that sound all day, every day, for weeks

Now I can't unhear that shit.
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>>2595283
Soarin and spitfire.
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>>2595301
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>>2595315
"Invariably," perhaps.
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>>2595289
who now.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-PlKlsOdZA

This.
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>>2595277
>>2595219
no anons

YOU keep going.

I layed the ground work. your imagination must be strong to continue from here
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>>2594417
oh geez that is a weird feeling when you see one of your old posts caught forever in a screencap
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>>2595327
Sure. That's what I meant.
Oh well, it was a silly rant anyway.
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>>2595204
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgzwUSq_2JY
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>>2595321
Already did this one: http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/961
>>2595314
>>2595312
>>2595312
>>2595309
>>2595305
>>2595298
>>2595297
Wow, let's not go crazy now.
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>>2595357
Please Anon fucking r63 Spike.
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>>2595348
>Fucking little girl Spike.
>She's all little and shit.
>Hairless pussy and ffffffflat chest.
>some cry
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>>2595362
This.
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>>2595357
PLEASE
FUTA TWI AND RARITY
PLS
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>>2595377
SECONDING THIS
ADD SUB ANON FOR EXTRA POINTS
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>>2595385
THIRD
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>>2595370
dun
dun
dun
DUN
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>>2595396
FOURTH
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Would you Commander Hurricane? Like she'd ever let you
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>>2595362
I'm going to need more of this.
>>
At this point, I'm pretty sure it's the same anon begging.
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>>2595404
Not with a chin like that
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>>2595407
Not me >>2595362
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>>2595404
>Like she'd ever let you
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>>2595404
Commander Hurricane was male.
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>>2595407
How about a Braeburn and Rainbow Dash
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>>2595416
And he waged war on the Griffon Kingdoms.
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>>2595416
But Dash is like a girl or something.
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>>2595404
I'd a private pansy
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>>2595416
>I just really really...dislike her
>her
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>>2595407
>>2595407
Someone might have been, but I only made one of the original requests, and haven't weighed in on this part yet.

I would still like anonxr63 spike, or maybe futaTwi and Rarity.
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>>2595416

shut up and fuck me roogna
>>
Jalm you're gonna need more Seige operators, also to train them build an extra ballista facing a safe direction with the area the bolts will travel through being walled off. Build a bunch of ballista bolts (1 bolt costs 1 log) and set the ballista to fire. Available seige operators will go to it anf fire it until they run out of bolts or they get hungry/tired/thirsty, Which is why you're gonna need a number of them until they're well trained. Also create a custom stockpile next to every grouping of ballistae allowing only ballista bolts to speed up reloading. Personally I would also train any seige operators as reserve militia, since once an invading force gets past the killzone they're only wasting ammo. Good luck!
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>>2595404
she reminds me of radiant
so yes
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>>2595407
I made only on of the pleading posts, so it isnt
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>>2595430
Every single other pronoun referencing Commander Hurricane was male. That one was a mistake.
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We BRING good friend. Fluffy no die. We FIX for mother. Russia. UNITE
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>>2595430
Unicorn magic.
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>>2595448
Sir can be used for either sex in the military
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>>2595450
Yeah, ok, we're unconcerned with any of that nonsense. Washed our hands of it.

Shoo.
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>>2595426
Could have fooled me
I can't be the only one who thought she was a boy in the first episode right?
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>>2595471
Only you and all of Brazil.
>>
I just want Rarity to spray her magic all over my face
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>>2595463
Hmm.
You may be right then. I surrender.
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>>2595467
Dash ugly pony. Bring wrong sex to men. Bad.
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>>2595478
did they do something with the translations?
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>>2595482
>She burn your face
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>>2595471
I thought she was male for the first 7 episodes

all because of fucking soyee_b
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>>2595487
Hahah! I win!
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>>2595439
You fucking retard.

You build a catapult one level above open air, and fire rocks. The rocks will drop harmlessly, recollectable, and train your seige operators endlessly.
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>>2595496
Duuude.
>>
>Entire society is a matriarchy
>Captian of wonderbolts is female
>She's refereed to as female
LOL NOPE HURRICANE IS MALE
>fanon
>>
>>2595487

>thinking a male would ever be allowed a position of power in Equestrian government

Oh you are so silly.
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>>2595439
>Jalm
I miss his quest.
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>>2595496
I know you aren't serious.
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>>2595467
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>>2595471
There are a good handful of people that thought the same thing. No worries.
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>>2595499
A feat nigh unheard of on the internet. Be proud.
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>>2595517
Like Brazil

Fucking Brazil
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>>2595513
I'm serious
I didn't really pay attention to the pronouns they used to refer to each other
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>>2595509
I really like that one fic where dash is finally able to get some sex with spitfire... and finds out that bumping crotches doesn't feel good. Then she gets raped by soaring but cums from it and hates herself. Good times.
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>>2595501
My bad, man. it's been a while.

also

>recollecting rocks

why the fuck would you want to do that
you do that with crossbow training, not catapult training
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>>2595528
HUE HUE HUE GIB MONEY PLOX
>>
Ah, fuck it. I know I do this on a regular basis, but I think I'm too tired to write anything more tonight.

I'll try to make it up to MLPG by writing the next chapter of the Celestia/Luna gangbang tomorrow morning. Or the Big Mac/Braeburn/AJ bi threesome.
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oi are we blue horse now?
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>>2595487
WAIT
WAIT
SOMEONE
ADMITTED THEY MIGHT BE WRONG
ON THE INTERNET
Roonga you are a pretty cool guy
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>>2595544
>the next chapter of the Celestia/Luna gangbang
This.
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>>2595535
Come on
They're all girls
Have the same body type as girls
RAINBOW HAIR PINK EYES
Come one
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>>2595547
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>>2595547
>shaking your buffalo
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>>2595544
> Celestia/Luna gangbang

YES
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>>2595443
goddamn OC fuckers
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>>2595544
You better write some futa anything tomorrow
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>>2595559
Sorry maaaaan
I got confused by the dick
and besides, everything she does just screams DYKEDYKEDYKE all the time
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>>2595510
Man, would Equestrian and Human policies clash or what.
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>>2595547
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>>2595541
Seige engineering covers both ballista AND catapult.

Or has that changed since 40d16
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>>2595547
>buffalo will never overrun and rape the inhabitants of Appleloosa
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>>2595559
>PINK
>PINK
>PINK
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>>2595547
rainbow dash why are you molesting that buffalo
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>>2595510
Jokes on you that was before equestria and Celestia.
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>>2595544
You should probably finish that gangbang fic before I can request Anon visits Pinkie's family and ends up in a foursome with her sister.
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>tfw theres no cadence and twilights dad fics
i mean comeon its the perfect setup. naughty babysitter?
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>>2595596
Because buffaloes are hawt
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>>2595611
Link?
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>>2595616
HAH?
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What?
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>>2595611
You know, I think I'd rather have her and Shining doing it than that.

Dunno. Mr. Sparkle's just bland.
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Purple isn't girly, it's ROYAL AS FUCK.
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>>2595629

WHAT

THE

FUCK
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>>2595629
I... Strip chess? The fuck?
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>>2595611
>>
I will finish the princess gangbang fic, I promise.

Are there any positions or kinks anon wants to see in particular?
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>>2595647
Impregnation and collars.
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>>2595614
Won't Twilight get mad though?
I mean, you are kinda cheating on her.
Again.
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>>2595647
All of them.
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>>2595611
>>2595643
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>>2595635
royally GIRLY
i love purple though
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>>2595547
How come there's no good fanart of that buffalo?
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>>2595647
cumming inside
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>>2595629
i
but
why
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>>2595635
Yeah, in ancient times

Plus in the land of multicolor horses I doubt they even care
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>>2595647
Transformation
into futa
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>>2595647
The guards all comming on both the princesses and then they make out. Sloppily
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>>2595647
SUPER ANAL CREAMPIE
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>>2595635
This is exactly why Donatello was my favorite turtle
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>>2595642
Strip Chess is a thing.

But that picture is horrid.
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>>2595658
Uh... We're not going steady, anon. We just read books together.

Besides, I'm not even into ponies.
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>>2595669
Royal Blue and Royal Purple are best colors
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>>2595665
They are gay, stupid and I hate them.
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>>2595681
>>2595676
Both of these are already written in. Don't worry.
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>>2595682
Yeah, he was the most fabulous turtle.
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>>2595709
And this? >>2595657
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>>2595693
I mean just look at them
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>>2595665
Not pony enough.
I've always wanted to request Little Strongheart in a ballet outfit like the one worn by the buffalo in the season two opener just because I thought it would be cute, but it always slips my mind whenever artists are around.
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>>2595629
>YOU PERSISTENTLY PESTERING PONIES
>YOU HIDEOUSLY HORRIBLE HORSES
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>>2595665
Because people are racist. Should I make a red and black buffalo OC and post on the /b/read with it?
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>>2595629
I would that Twilight.
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>>2595720
I can work in collars on a casual level (i.e. they get snapped on an Luna thinks they're absolutely delightful, but no dominance beyond that), but impregnation is something I don't like to include in fapfiction.
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>>2595740
Yes.
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>>2595750
> they get snapped on an Luna thinks they're absolutely delightful, but no dominance beyond that
Im ok with this.

> but impregnation is something I don't like to include in fapfiction.
What about cumming inside?
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>>2595740
Do it
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>>2595740
Could be funny
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>>2595616
http://nsfw-w300.tumblr.com/
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>>2595750
and this? >>2595667 Doesnt have to lead to pregnancy
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>>2595684
>I'm not even into ponies.
wat
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>>2595777
It's a gangbang, one of them is probably going to cum inside
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>>2595750
What if it's a loving, consensual relationship between man and his pony wife?
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>>2595740
Please don't.

Next thing you'll know is it will become the next fucking "pools closed."
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>>2595777
>>2595765
Creampies are 100% okay by me. Hell, they're given in a gangbang.
>>2595803
Are you not familiar with my work?
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>>
Oh hey guys what's going on in this thread
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>>2595804
>That feel when you are the only one that still raises a glass to those that fought and died on July 12th

You said you'd never forget.
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>>2595820
What about something that isn't second person?
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>>2595823
TOMORROW I'LL
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>>2595826
Well, we agreed on the best pony. Too bad you werent here to cast your vote
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>>2595826
Thread's wrapping up, new horse is being groomed and watered. We should be ready to saddle it up soon.
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>>2595836
That would imply he cares about writing well
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>>2595837
INVENT THOSE BLUEPRINTS
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>>2595836
Already done with my SoarinxSpitfire fic and the princess gangbang fic.
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>>2595826
Ponies.
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>>2595820
O know it's all humanized, but I don't think I've ever actually seen you do one where they end up with the female partner getting a bun in her oven, so to speak.
Not that you can really portray that sort of thing given your usual constraints of a paragraph and still keep the same tense as the act itself.
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>>2595837
>>2595850

God dammit I had to go listen to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTZ9t-KymYo
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>>2595838
Did you get the answer right?
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>>2595832
Hey, I do too, man.

'Course I'll raise a glass to almost anything, so...
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>>2595845
Only 16 images to go.

And this is the only living MLPG?

Man it's weird not having, like, three threads stretching back hours.
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>>2595846
If you have constructive criticism about my writing, I'd honestly love to hear it. I really do want to improve as a writer.
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>>2595869
Yes.
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Topic suggestion for new horse in case there isn't a better one:

Unpopular opinions/head cannons


Human Twilight is black
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what does it feel like to run your fingers through his mane
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>>2595883
oh oh looks like JR has a challenger.
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>>2595886

Bags of sand.
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>>2595886
Bag of gay
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>>2595885
One was already made:
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>>2592157
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>>2592157
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>>2595883
Eh... close enough.
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>>2595883
>Rarity's mom

UNF
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>>2592157
>>2592157
>>2592157
we could reuse this thread

i-if it's alright with you
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>>2595881
2nd person is very cheap way to write. It allows you to not actually write a character. It doesnt improve immersion.
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>>2595885
Futa is the best kind of humanisation
Y/Y
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>>2595886
Like running your fingers through a horses mane.
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>>2595906
Sounds good. Onward!
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>>2595885
Lyra and Bonbon are sisters and are straight.
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>>2595907
But then, how do I provide immersion to a diverse audience? Call me Stephenie Meyer, but I do use the second person to keep the narrator vague so the reader can self-insert.
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>>2595925
The fuck? I understand the straight part but sisters?
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>>2595942
That's why they live together. The rent is cheaper.
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Looks like it's about that time then.
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>>2595930
by creating believable and likable characters. By writing well!
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>>2595967
I'm ready if you are. Unless others are still discussing something in here.
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>>2595973
You'll scare him off if you keep talking like that, anon.
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>>2595967
>>2595991
Take your horse sex somewhere else. We are already talking about a different kind of horse sex.
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>>2596051
What kind of horse sex is this?
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>>2595991
The new horse has been properly mounted and ridden off at this point. I'm sure there's a few people still in here watching for responses, but it's dead enough. That horse lasted far too long anyway.

Oh, by the way. While I was refreshing my memory, I noticed I missed your very last post from last week, so I went ahead and repaired the cap. You'll want to save this version.

>>2595930
>Stephanie Meyer
Ugh. At least have some class and compare yourself to Anne Rice.

>>2596051
Sorry.
It's still happening. Just treat it like the Ark and avert your eyes.
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>>2596062
What kind of post is that?
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>>2596062
The best kind of horse sex.
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>>2596071
Ah, thanks for that. So do you want to use spoilers again or do we just go for it this time?
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>>2596138
No real reason to that I can think of. No other running material to worry about bifurcating, no masses of anons to hide away from... Just us and whatever voyeurs may lurk.

But never mind that. I'm sure it's far later than you would have wanted this to begin.

I trust you're enjoying your new life?
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>>2596191
Oh, amazingly. My new job is wonderful. Customers are such an eclectic bunch, in both temperament and...size, and I have rapidly become the favorite draw. Work pays considerably well, and I have upgraded my way of life considerably.

And of course, all that disposable income means clothes to spend it on. Not that I need them of course, but there's something about just putting it on, letting it slide over my soft fuzz...it feels divine.
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>>2596285
It's been over a week since your ascention into near godhood, and life has never been better. Between the time spent as Club Acid's new centerpiece and enjoying your new abilities, you've barely slept. There's just so much to see, so much to do... So many tender morsels to lay with. That need, that insatiable desire is all that keeps you pinned down. Sometimes it feels a little degrading, one such as yourself being at the beck and call of your loins, but you can't say you haven't enjoyed it. Every minute spent with a lover is exquisite, every climax divine. Some have, of course, been more interesting than others, but it's always left you smiling. It's just a shame that warm, complete feeling never lasts.

Fortunately, it's never hard to find a partner to help quell the fire in your belly. No one can resist your charms and allure when you want them, and the many 'positions' offered by your position have made it a non-issue while at work (if it could even be called that). You've enjoyed visits from the princess almost every evening, always eager to see you and get a little private time deeper in the club, but she's been conspicuously absent very recently, and tonight is no different. You would probably be more concerned if you weren't busy being railed from behind by one of the regulars.

(cont)
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>>2596363
You grip the table tightly as he reaches his peak, rapidly thrusting himself in and out of you. You roll your head back as he finally buries himself inside you, a sudden rush of warmth filling you up, and satisfying your needs. He leans forward, thanking you with a quick peck on the cheek. You gently nuzzle back into him as slides out, and seal your suit back over yourself before any of his seed can escape, enjoying its warmth. As he trots away, you glance lazily at the club's entrance. It's almost closing time, but you still hope to see a certain vision in blue squeeze through. Unfortubately, your vision is obscured by a relatively grumpy looking stallion standing meer feet from the table. By his stark white coat and shining golden armor, you can immediately recognize him as one of Canterlot Castle's guards.

He pulls a small envelope from under his armor and offers it to you, before clearing his throat to speak.
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>>2596556
"Princess Luna has requested your presence at the castle tomorrow evening for the Equinox Ball. The castle guard has already been informed of your planned presence. As a personal guest of the Princess, you will be granted access to any part of the castle you wish, and hold a position of honor at the event. Please respond as soon as you are able." He turns to leave, clearly glad to be done with the establishment, but stops and looks back to you. "The event is, of course, very formal, so do wear something a bit less..." His eyes run over your rubber clad body as he searches for the right word. "Revealing." He turns back, and makes for the exit as you turn the envelope over in your hands. Preparations for the event would explain her absence. You smile, considering the situation before you. The club will be closed tomorrow, so you won't even need to get time off.

An hour later, the last of the club's patrons have left, and you soon follow them, enjoying the cool night air after being cooped up in Acid's rectum for so long. On your way home, you begin contemplating your options. You'll need something suitably extravagant for the ball, and your mind races with possibilities.
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I have a few ideas. If you have preferences on anything, do include it in your response. Material, form, anything.
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>>2596562
An invitation to a ball? Oh, this is just what I've needed. Work is lovely and all, but this is the opportunity to meet an even higher class of customer and do some "networking." I'll have to thank my dear little princess as well with something special for being so thoughtful.

But if I'm going to go, that stallion is right, I have to look the part. As much as my suit is a part of me now, I can't just show up there in it straight away. Not to this kind of party at least. This calls for something special, I think as I go over designs in my mind. Something a bit classier and more conservative then my usual fair, but that will still of course turn every head in the room. Strapless, perhaps a little breezy, and, most important, a generous helping of décolletage wrapped in lovely satin?
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>>2596736
You finally reach your cozy home, and immediately whisk yourself up to your bedroom. You reluctantly shed your suit, enjoying the sensations as it slides off your skin, and soon stand bare in front of your tall mirror. You run your hands across yourself as you consider designs

Something classy and traditional, but with a modern flair. You concentrate, and watch as glossy, delicate fabric slowly materializes from thin air. You play with the hue for a moment, shifting through shades of color before finally deciding to stick with what has become your signature look. The fabric melts into a jet black that shines as light plays off of it. It begins to unfold itself, and you raise your arms as it drifts towards you.
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>>2597176
The silky material wraps itself around you, covering your naked form. You have to bite your lip as its surface grazes your more delicate areas. Soon it's doubled back on itself and merged into a simple satin tube. You watch in the mirror as your vision takes form, the material tightening itself around your midsection, forming perfectly around your ample breasts, lifting them just so, and barely covering the top of your dark areolae. The fabric draws up from your hooves, and stops right above your ankles, then begins to split up your leg on one side. Silvery trim begins to run along the edge and up the slit, adding a distinct finish to the dress's skirt. You raise yourself up to the tips of your hooves, and a pair of high heeled shoes form over them. You raise your arms forward, and a pair of long matching gloves slide their way over your arms, your fingers nestling snugly into place. With one last thought, a distinctly nocturnal design begins to emerge on the surface of the dress, platinum constellations and starfields sparkling to life across your body.

You take a step back and take a long look at your work in the mirror. You've crafted one of the most dazzling cheongsams you've ever seen. Your dress hugs every curve perfectly, and each subtle crease glints in the light as you shift inside it. It slides across your soft fur as you turn to admire yourself, your hips and chest creating a stunningly sensual silhouette that would stick out in the most opulent of crowds.
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>>2597196
I never get tired of that perfect intimate feeling of sheer fabric rubbing and sliding across my supple body as it shapes into my clothing. It is like being cradled in the arms of a lover, gradually enveloped and swaddled in a cool, smooth embrace that will never end.

I give a brief twirl in front of the mirror, giggling at the dancing fabric around my legs and admiring as the shimmering fabric sends light playing across the room. Almost as an afterthought, I briefly concentrate, causing a smaller ribbon of silk materializes and snakes up under my dress, wrapping around my nethers and forming into a delicate pair of panties. Normally I would of course go without, but this is a special occasion, and it feels amazing against my nethers and as the waist pushes the base of my tail up into an alluring invitation.

I smile at my reflection in the mirror, admiring my handiwork. Tonight, I am no longer a sultry queen of the stage, but a beautiful princess waiting to be taken by her lover.
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>>2597240
So you are, and I'm sure you could fit the role perfectly, given the opportunity. Now then, do you feel the need to make any preparations for the ball, or is it only a matter of time now?
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My sincerest apologies for the wait earlier, by the way. I'll make every effort to get it together in a more timely fashion from now on.
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>>2597285
I consider for a moment, deciding to make a few additional tweaks in the mirror while I have the time. A primp here, a light touch of ethereal makeup there, and I am every bit the vision my princess expects.

I give my generous chest one final heft for luck before whispering to them. "Magic time, girls. Shall we put on a show tonight nobody will ever forget?"

>>2597294
It's okay. I'm just excited to do this again.
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>>2597401
Satisfied with ther silent response, you leave your home and take off into the night air towards Canterlot. There isn't a cloud in the sky, and the stars shine brightly, tiny pinpricks of light extending as far as the eye can see. Admiring the beautiful cosmic tapestry makes the trip pass in an instant.

Soon, you're at the castle gates, already attracting stares from guests milling about in the courtyard. You bow lightly in thanks as the guards admit you through. The spacious corridors of the castle echo with your steps as you make your way towards the ballroom, following the sounds of calm music and chatting ponies. At the entrance, an attendant announces your presence to the room. All eyes are on you as you make your way inside, and you notice more than a few mouths hang open as you add a deliberate sashay to your hips. Once the guests finally resume their conversations with each other (likely with an entirely new topic), you stop to take a look around.
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>>2597619
"There you are!"

You turn to see princess Luna bounding towards you with a big smile on her face. "I'm sorry I haven't come to see you the past few nights. It's just things have been so hectic trying to get this little party together. It's fine, though. It's all worth it to see you here again." She sighs, finally allowing her eyes to leave yours. Her smile broadens as she takes you in. "You look positively stunning tonight." You grin and strike a sultry, alluring pose, cocking your hip to the side to allow a leg to peek through the slit in your dress. "What I wouldn't give to spend all evening with you... But I'm afraid I have to spend some time meeting with a few of Canterlot's gentry. Make sure they notice that they're noticed. You understand, I'm sure. I'll be back later. In the meantime, do enjoy yourself!"

The princess gives your arm a quick nuzzle, and trots off to tend to her duty. The ball is seemingly yours for the taking now.
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>>2597628
I grin and give her cheek a quick brush as she bounds off, trailing my fingers through her star mane as she leaves and reveling in the light tingling sparkle it leaves behind on my palm. Well, business before pleasure, they say. Her company would be the perfect end to a wonderful evening. I turn and pan the room with hungry eyes, taking it all in.

Guests of all sorts mingle about, more then a few obviously doing their best not to look in my direction. Some are stallions in a variety of uniforms, military and nobility, quite a few of who I can taste the arousal off of in the air. Others are mares in garish forms of various dress (none as pretty as mine of course), glaring jealously out of the corners of their eyes as they gossip in little circles. A select few wear the same look I've grown used to seeing Luna give me. Strangely, I do not see my princess' radiant sister among them yet, a mare I was looking forward to meeting for the first time.

Smirking, I slink my way over to the refreshment table. I have no use for it of course, as the tension I spread in the room is all the nourishment I need for now, but if any of them want to catch my attention, I have every intention of making them work for it.
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>>2597784
You survey the crowd, very pleased with the effect you've had on the room, and lean back against the table, lightly shaking your head lightly to give your mane some extra body. You barely notice the sky blue pegasus approaching from the other end of the table. Seemingly unphased by your rather formiddable presence, he sidles up next to you and sips at a glass of punch, doing his best to look natural as he stares out over the
room with you.

"Lotta' fancy mares made it out tonight. Always do at these parties. I gotta say, though, I haven't seen many ladies like you show up. You aren't as wound up. I like that. Name's Soarin' by the way. Maybe you've heard of me? Second in command of the wonderbolts?" He pops his eyebrows at you.
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>>2597945
I smile down at him through lidded eyes. "Oh my, so you're the famous Soarin', are you? I may have heard of you before. One of the best fliers in Equestria?" I bend down towards him, enjoying the generous height advantage I have over most ponies. "It's an honor to meet one of the Wonderbolts here."

Instinctively, I fantasize what he would be capable of. He's a great deal more athletic then my usual fare, which means so much more. My one regret is that he's not in his taut little flight uniform, that tight lycra would have done wonders for his strong chest and chiseled rear...

I focus back on him before losing myself in the image. "I'm afraid I haven't had the pleasure of seeing you or your team show off before," I say with a brief pout as my tail snakes behind him and begins softly pushing him closer. "I've always wanted to witness your technique with my own eyes..."
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>>2598006
He flashes a cocky grin, glad to have his brazen attitude finally pay off. "Heh. Yeah, we're pretty great. Shame you haven't seen us in action..." He relaxes a little and leans in closer to you. "What say I give you a private show?"

As he speaks, he raises a leg up around your waist to pull you in, completing the gesture your tail had started, and traces your body with his eyes. Despite your rather unusual form, he's keen on drinking in every inch of you, letting his hoof slide along your back as he stands with you. Feeling his touch though the silken barrier sets you on edge, and you have to concentrate to stop yourself from gasping as he moves his hoof down to your butt.

"Why don't we get outta here, eh?"
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>>2598140
Being rubbed through my dress is every bit as wonderful as latex, and I struggle to keep a low moan from escaping my mouth as he leans into me for support. My lips are on fire by now, and I can feel my hearbeat throbbing through each of my limbs and breasts as he touches my swollen ass. His touch sends familiar tingles up and down my spine as my cheeks are rubbed further against their silky prison.

"I think I'd like that," I whisper to him as I trace finger down his spine with a light spark. "I have someone waiting for me tonight though...do you think you can keep up, mister racehorse?"
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>>2598250
He snorts in approval, taken by your teasing. "You'd better believe it, babe. You just give the word, any time, any place, and your main man Soarin' will show you EXACTLY what all that training can do." He narrows his eyes and gives you a pick smack on the ass.


I can continue from here, but I'd just like to confirm what you'd like to aim for before proceeding.
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>>2598346
I'm good with being railed by Soarin' if that's what you have lined up for the night. I just wasn't sure if we were going somewhere with Luna again. Take me where you will, storyteller.

Soarin's forceful strike on my backside spawns a wondrous jiggle in my plump butt. It bubbles up through my body and releases itself as a brief titter at his proud boasting. I cover my mouth with a dainty hand as I allow a brief blush to color my features, indulging his ego.

"Oooh, I must be the luckiest mare in the palace, to get a special performance from a Wonderbolt on such a busy night," I coo as I lead him on to more private surroundings.
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>>2598458
As you wish. You should know by now, though, that I am only here to serve, so if you'd like to see something or someone more specific, don't hesitate to ask.

Your hand trails along his jaw, and he steps forward slowly as your finger finally leaves his chin. The castle's corridors are much quieter than the ballroom, and afford the two of you time for more flirting as you search for an appropriate venue. Soarin eventually gestures to a door at the end of the hallway, and opens it ahead of you as you approach. It's a small, simple bedroom, with naught but a bed and chest of drawers; likely some sort of servant's quarters, but more than enough for your plans. You sit at the foot of the bed, and pat the spot next to you, calling him over.

He takes his seat, and the two of you share a brief glance before you're all over him. Your gloved hands run across his body, and you lean forward to taste his lips. He presses back, sliding his tongue into your mouth and embracing you. After the sudden burst of passion, you pull back, admiring his lust-driven body, and engorged member. Smiling, you comment offhand what a shame it is. If he's putting on a show, he should be in uniform...

He chuckles, and begins to apologize, but you shush him as you trace your hands across his body. As you smooth over his coat, bright blue and yellow lyra begins to form under your hands and extend across his body. He's naturally a little surprised, but your calm voice and tender lips remove all worry as it slides over him. Soon the fabric completes its journey, and your partner for the evening is covered head to toe in Wonderbolts regalia. An almost flawless replica of his usual flight suit, with one exception; his erect cock hangs freely through the front, twitching in the cool air.
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>>2598772
"Mmm, there. All dressed up and ready for tonight's show, sir Soarin'." I give him a sultry look and lick my lips as I massage his thick muscles through my replica of his suit. "Now, are you ready to go on? Your audience is waiting..."

I trail off as I slowly lower myself down, my eyes never leaving his as I approach his proud member. I grant it a long, slow lick up his shaft, lingering on his head and circling it slowly and deliberately.

Before waiting for his reaction, I go down on him, gingerly taking his eager penis into my mouth. I begin pumping with a steady rhythm, adding a light tickle to his balls with a free hand as a side dish.
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>>2598921
The taste of him on your lips is exquisite. You slurp at his dick, allowing your lips to stretch ever so slightly on each backstroke while you try to lap at his length with your soft tongue. He leans back against the bed with one hoof, and allows another to rest on the back of your head, gently stroking your mane as you bob up and down on his length. His breathing becomes less steady, and he lets his head fall back as you work, groaning barely coherant compliments.

He is, unsurprisingly, very well endowed, and much of his cock is still exposed, even as he brushes against the back of your throat. The fire within grows ever stronger as you focus on his erection. The taste of his pre on your tongue, the heat of him inside you... You want more. You need more. It's driving you wild. Soon you'll either have to switch positions, or let him plumb the depths of your throat.
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>>2599061
I come up with a gasp, tongue lolling out of my mouth and trailing pre as I gasp for breath. My body is roaring by now, my fur rippling across my body as I ache to be serviced-no, destroyed by this specimen before me.

"You're on, flyboy." I can barely hear myself over the intense pounding of my own heartbeat in my flattened ears as I slither around him, changing position to fill his field of vision with my divine behind. My dress smoothly lifts itself out of the way, giving him a front-row seat to the sight of my soaking lace-trimmed panties, encasing both my engorged, pulsating marehood and my slick, plush sphincter. He has his pick of them as my tail lovingly draws him in close, giving him a full blast of my natural aroma.
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>>2599135
He inhales deeply, drinking in the heavy scent of pure arousal. His mind begins to cloud as your lascivious bouquet overpower his senses, and he mashes his face into your drenched crotch before giving a long slow lick over the surface of your panties. He nips the waistband, and slowly pulls them down around your knees. You drip onto his chest as he stares at your needy holes.

He reaches up to hold your flanks in his hooves, then immediately pulls you back on top of him, burying his face in your quivering pussy. He hungrily laps at you, groaning as he licks up any spilled juices, and coaxes a squirt from you.

Your eyes lose focus as he ravishes you, and you pant heavily, trying to grind yourself back further onto him. Meanwhile, his cock bobs precariously in front of your gaping mouth.
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>>2599222
I scrunch up as he teases my lips, then immediately begins ravishing my delicate, sensitive loins. He coaxes a squeal of pleasure of me as he sucks out a generous burst of my nectar. I arch my back sharply as I squirm on his face, smothering him with mare sex and ambrosia. My wings burst out to full, spreading the wonderful burning through each feather.

Barely aware, I'm instinctively drawn back to his throbbing cock below me. I match its rhythmic dance and ingest it once more. This time, I attack it with greater zeal and enthusiasm, sucking and licking it to get as much of that seed as I can to quench the inferno in my body.
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>>2599300
You practically devour his throbbing penis, taking in as much of it as you can. Exposure to your potent mare juices has him leaking like a faucet, and every pull of his cock rewards you with a nice big dribble of his delicious pre. He groans into you as you suck his cock, and he redoubles his efforts, desperate to taste more of you.

His ministrations don't go unrewarded, and you moan as you slide along his length, gulping down anything he'll give you when you notice his rhythm begin to falter. You bob faster, taking more and more of his dick with every stroke. You pull back and forth, making sure you keep as much of his glorious cock inside as you can, as your nethers ripple with pleasure. He thrusts his tongue out, lapping at the deepest, most sensitive parts of your marehood. You begin to involuntarily buck against him as he brings you close. Finally, as you sense the two of you boiling at the peak of climax, you take a deep breath through your nose and push forward, swallowing his thick erection whole. Your lips wrap around the base of his shaft, the rhythmic undulations of your throat rippling along his cock send him over the edge. Bursts of hot cum flow down your throat and fill your belly. The sensations of his seed rushing through you and his strong tongue exploring your sex is too much, and you arch your back as you gush into his mouth, your moans gagged by his cock.
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>>2599415
The two of us explode simultaneously, our wings flapping in happy spasms as we are rocked by the circuit of pleasure I created between us. His seed is practically vacuumed down my throat and into my stomach, causing the intense burning to smother and diffuse into the wonderful feeling of limitless power and energy infusing my every cell I've long since grown addicted to by now. My legs kick the headboard, the luminescent heels I'm wearing leaving glowing scars as bright as the stars on my pretty dress. As it fades to a tolerable level, my eyes roll back and my mouth gapes open, Soarin's cock flopping lazily out of it as I collapse on top of my luscious busom.

I lay there, moaning happily to myself for a while before I roll off him, lips pleasurably sore from his eager antics below. I sit up and smile at him as I idly finger my panties, causing them to shimmer into a pristine pair.

"Not bad for a celebrity. If the rest of the Wonderbolts live up to there reputation as well as you have, I may have to charter a private show in the future," I tease as my fingers lightly brush through his mane.
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>complain about fic not being discussed
>ask me to link it
>i refuse
>demand i link it
>reluctantly link it
>no one says a word about it

seriously.

you couldn't even give me a "wow this sucks"

welp i guess I learned my lesson
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>>2599508
He chuckles weakly through heavy breaths as you tousel his mane, and gazes up into your eyes. "Babe, if you keep paying that well, you could buy out the team."

You give him a quick peck on the cheek and a gentle smile before sliding to the edge of the bed and hopping off. You make sure your panties are nestled snugly against you, and smooth out any errant wrinkles in your dress as you step gracefully towards the door. You turn back to Soarin as you pass through, blowing him a kiss as he waves lazily. Your urges saited, you make your way back to the ballroom with an imperceptible spring in your step and a glowing smile on your face. Though you turn a few heads on your way through, you're confidant that your clandestine encounter with the Wonderbolts' lieutenant passed unnoticed.

"Thank goodness that's over with." Luna's voice. She trots up next to you as you turn to greet her once more. "I thought it might never end. These ponies are polite enough, but they can certainly drag a conversation on." She sighs and relaxes for the first time all night.

"I trust you're enjoying the festivities?"
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>>2599640
I smile and embrace her with gusto for the first time all night, relishing the familiar feeling of her soft coat against my own.

"Yes, it's been a wonderful night so far. But, you know that it'll be so much better together, right?" I giggle a little as her mane tickles me.

"Now come on, show me around. I wasn't able to see much the last time I visited you know." I drop to a sultry whisper as I tease her ears. "Maybe we can have a ball of our own later, if you've been a good girl."
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I suppose that's a place to wrap it up?
We could continue if you'd like, of course. I don't have anywhere to be.
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>>2599775
Me either, but this is a good stopping point. I have no idea how close the thread is to 404 anyway. All we need is to cap it off and we can call it a night.

Great fun as always. Starting to wish I had you on speed dial for this stuff.
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>>2599796
And there's the cap to crown the evening. Glad you enjoyed it. Perhaps we can explore what happens later on some other day.

As for contacting me, I'm usually lurking the threads in the evenings. Feel free to drop little hints like you were earlier this week and I'll do my best to respond.
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>>2599842
I will. I'll be restricted to weekends but I'll hold you to it. See you some other night. Thanks again.
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>>2599863
You're more than welcome. See you next time.

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