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Old thread: >>2586073
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Season 1 was better.
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postang jj pone
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>>2588484
>>2588489
>marking your own thread
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Yay
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Previous Pony
>>2586073

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speed don't matter nigguh
this one has da marka
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>>2588515
better then havign a anon try to markersteal liek a retard

and yes, that was happenign earlier today
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deleted mine ;_;
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>obligatory rape
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>>2588447
here

why leth doesn't report him I'll never know
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THESE CHICKS DONT EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF MY PONE
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>rape
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>>2588532
It's not his actual trip you fucking retard.
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MLPG

I'm hugging a bunch of pillows wrapped in a soft plush blanket. I'm trying as hard as I can, but it simply wont turn into Pinkie Pie.

What am I doing wrong?
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time for >rape
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>>2588527
Sorry anon...
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>>2588532
Thats not sentenal.
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>>2588527
It's not your fault, it's just bad timing.
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>>2588541
>>2588549
shut the fuck up sentenal
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>>2588543
Try thinking of Big Mac
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>>2588527
You took one for the team. We value your sacrifice.
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>>2588555
You do realize you're even more autistic than fucking sentenal himself, right?
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Are these worth $40?
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>>2588532
I deleted these threads, and I am not sentental
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>>2588556
Nope

Still pillows. No pony
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>>2588561
>even more autistic than fucking sentenal

IMPOSSIBLE!
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>>2588568
Why is there a stopwatch there?
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>>2588558
man
i love it when yellowquiet smiles all big and you can see all of her teeth
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>>2588484
>>2588489
how do you get around the post limit
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>>2588558
>wingboner fencing.gif
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>brotheists being a thing
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>>2588575
GOTTA GO FAST
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subtle
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I ask again

Which CMC would win in a no holes bared pillow fight battle royal?
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>>2588574
The you don't love ponies enough
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>>2588588
Sweetie.
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>>2588568
No. Get a TENGA instead.
And no, not those TENGA EGGS ones. There's a similar variant that goes for $25.
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>>2588577
witchcraft and sorcery
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>>2588583
why always with the hats
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>>2588583
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>>2588532
>shooped trip
>isnt even the right trip
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>>2588586
I love it when ponies dress up. They so cute
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>>2588583
3:1 he's a Twifag
6:1 he's a Flutterfag
10:1 he's a Pinkiefag
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>>2588610
>>2588541
>>2588549
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp286974.html

Seriously sentenal, you fucked up.
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>>2588583

>Epic
>Atheist
>Brony
>MRA

oh god
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>>2588611
I just love it when Pinky.
She's such an adorable pony.
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>>2588599

It's part of the cult uniform. Fuck robes and coned hats, fedoras are where it's at.
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>>2588595
Everything's always magic with you.
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>>2588633
YES
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>>2588633
gimmie link
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>>2588633
You are cancerous.
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>>2588623
either way the trip was shoped onto that image, the actual post was "sentenal01 !j3OrwsqYI2"
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>>2588633
OH YEAH GURL
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>>2588633
TWILY
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>>2588627
Pinkie adorableiest, most special pony

>>2588630
man, fuck those losers

Capes are where its at
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>>2588640
doing a round of quality checks before release so don't wait up.
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>>2588633
Link?
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>>2588635
calls it like I see it
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>>2588595
Leth what is magic?
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>>2588633
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>>2588627
i want to smell her mane

also her pussy
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>>2588644
I have proof, you have shit, sentenal. Please cut yourself.
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>>2588651
false
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>>2588651
>adorableiest

You're looking for "most adorable" there, champ.
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How do you learn how to enjoy drawing?
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Gee, it's time to irrationally hate tripfags again like the autists we are?
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>>2588662
>edited image
>proof
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>>2588668
Don't make me seem like some kind of not smart type person, you meanie bo beanie!
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>>2588668
Is that so? Curiouser and curiouser.
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>>2588568
i was thinking about getting one. i am sick of peels. i would get a mare vag but its $150 w/ shipping and takes a few weeks since they make it, also it doesnt have the case part on the outside.

goddamn why doesnt anyone make an avordable quality horse vagina fleshlight.
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>>2588583
>combining bronies with atheism
as if we weren't marginalized enough..
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>>2588672
>enjoy
>drawing

I do not understand
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Fat Pone goes round and round ah
She'll spin your head around ah
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>>2588672
STEP ONE: REMOVE PANTS
STEP TWO: STUFF PANTS WITH DRAWING
STEP THREE: WEAR PANTS
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>>2588675
>implying it's edited

You're grasping at straws here John
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>>2588657
Friendship!
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>>2588700

And what is friendship?
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>>2588685
>atheists
>marginalized

sure is self-victimizing faggotry is here
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>>2588688
I like fat ponies

Not because of sexy, but because thy're so big and soft. Perfect for cuddling
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>>2588700
>autism.
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>>2588583
>every single word and everything about that picture
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>>2588709
what is love?
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>>2588583
>brotheists
>bro theists
>a group of atheists called "Bro Theists"

um
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>>2588672
>ask for inspiration
>if inspiration is agreeable, draw
>else, ask again
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>>2588709
Miserable little pile of magic!
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>>2588700

I thought magic was pagan heresy
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>>2588718
baby don't hurt me
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>>2588700
i dont understand
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>>2588686
Well they obviously enjoy it on some level.

They must be sadomasochists.
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>>2588709
Love!
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>>2588710
surely you don't live in a 90% catholic country
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>>2588583
I think the "A" part of atheism is a bit too important to leave out for that to make any sense.
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>>2588741
>These people
>Capable of logic
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How could you be friends with poni if they don't even know you exist?
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>>2588717

Oh god that baby.
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>>2588741
>>2588719
I JUST FUCKING SAID THAT
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>>2588751

Well you can't
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>>2588697
here ill even post what it actually says, so you can call mine edited.
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>>2588753
>a minute between the posts

chill the fuck out
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>>2588721
Kinda weird ponies have aprons

I mean, if they're cooking, they're more likely to get splatted in the face then the belly
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>>2588741

What, you're not a Bro-Theist?

You don't believe in Abroham?
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ha
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Ded.
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>>2588762
>tomorrow
>edit like hell
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>>2588773
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>>2588751
Well

If I like them a lot and hold them in my heart, they can do the same.
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>>2588762
It was me autist, no need to blame sent
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>>2588774
That's from like, a week ago, champ.
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>>2588773

Nah, somepоny actually said AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH THE FUCK ARE YOU
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>>2588762
I was in that thread. That wasn't the trip used, and in any case that's not how sentenal operates.

This shit is about a million times more autistic than sentenal. Get fucked.
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>>2588773
I honestly want my next birthday cake to be Pinkie's from Party of One
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>>2588751
Twilight what are you doing in those clothes.
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the fuck is this guy even doing
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>>2588773
>cookie cake
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>>2588789
>>2588762
>>2588797
sentenal, I hope someone finds out where you live and beats the shit out of you.
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>>2588789
>>2588797
But...he just fucking proved it wasn't sentenal
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>>2588633
>Pendulum
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>>2588802
Sup.
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>>2588802
>not wanting it to be Lyra's Gaston cake
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>>2588765
But then they won't be able to see.
Silly anonymous.
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>>2588809
I wonder what kind of delusions a person must have to think that way.
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>>2588806

>bronies
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How pathetic you have to be to obsess over tripfag who doesn't even post here anymore?
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>>2588811
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>>2588809
>Autist trying to beat the shit out of another autist
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>>2588825

Oh, did I miss Rosscon?
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>>2588806
>thin, somewhat attractive Fluttershy

YES

IT ACTUALLY EXISTS
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>>2588762
I dont know why anyone would bother pretending to be him with an obviously fake tripcode.
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>>2588832
But he does

Trust me.
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>>2588583

>MRA

If it couldn't get any worse.
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>>2588806
getting some of that hot dry nerd girl pussy
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>>2588805
wear whatever you want, silly pony. You only look adorable

>>2588815
Yes, exactly like that

>>2588820
>implying I'm anon
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>>2588825

Anyone tell those cows that Pinkie ain't fat?
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>>2588815
Haha that's pretty well done
>>2588808
How do you not like cookie cake?
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>>2588832
>This
>Obsessing
No. You havent seen us obsess.
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>>2588841
I've seen more, but sadly they are very rare.
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>>2588845

The autism runs deep
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>>2588832
I miss RainboomCrash
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>>2588816
This one?
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>>2588849
Can't she be both silly and adorable?
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>>2588851
too much frosting and the cookie part usually tastes like shit
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>>2588847
...If I may, what's an MRA?
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We still music?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuscS1nmmvE
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>>2588806
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>>2588864
Why, that pony is silly and adorable and cute
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>>2588815
That is stunningly accurate.
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>>2588871
>Not 5000x5000
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>>2588875

and black
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>>2588866

Dunno why, but I find that cosplay oddly well-done.

Not great, but better than a lot of the shit out there. (The guy [girl?] just happens to not be that great looking.)
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>>2588867

Manchildren/Rapscallions/Autists
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>>2588834
gimmie link, now
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>>2588866
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>>2588882
Pink frosting would have been better

Purple should go on a Twilight cake
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>>2588823

Is he wearing sandals inside his latex suit?

What the fuck?
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>>2588893
>not Massively Retarded Autists
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>>2588887
but if she was, that'd automatically remove all the other traits
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>>2588895

Well, that's totally not creepy as fuck or anything
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>>2588848
>implying she puts out
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>>2588896
>implying Aspiehorn deserves cake
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>>2588892
Real life rarity would be that mildly ugly girl that compensates with fashion
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>>2588867
Measles Mumps Autism
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>>2588895
it was then that i shoved the blade of the knife into the inspector's head
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>>2588882
Its funny how we keep misspelling Pinkie's name, like Ponko and Penoki, and the show was doing it since the beginning.

>>2588887
That pony is clearly purple
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>>2588893
>not Rapists

ya blew it
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>>2588912
And always talks about how bad other people look?
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>>2588895
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>>2588924
>niggerdash
How can she go fast with tits like those?
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>>2588867
Men's Rights Activists. They think men are oppressed by women and they're all out to milk us for alimony.
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>>2588867
men's rights activist
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>>2588911
Call them whatever mean name you want, all of the ponies deserve a yummy cake
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>>2588939
>>2588941
Oh.

That's...nice?
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>>2588939
>>2588941
hahaha oh wow
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>>2588924
>brown haired chick

Would bang
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>>2588941
>>2588939

They are being ironic, right?
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>>2588939
>>2588941
Yeah. Good in theory; horrifyingly misguided in practice.
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We still dubstep?
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>>2588685
Inorite?

What part of Feeling Pinkie Keen didn't he understand?
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>>2588953
Looks like a bo-... oh.
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>>2588955
Have you been to /v/?
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she's so beautiful

breathtaking, really

especially when she's in the sky

will i ever her
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>>2588961

Trying to start some trouble, are ya?
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>>2588963
>implying Dash doesnt look like a colt anyway
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Draw request plox.
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>>2588955
No. They're misogynists. In many cases the lost big in a divorce, and now they're whining that they're being oppressed.
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>>2588972
Haaaahahahahahahahaaaa!

No.
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>>2588972
________probably not____
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>>2588955
http://www.reddit.com/r/MensRights/

Have fun.
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>>2588957
only thing they're right about is how fucked you are if you get falsely accused of rape/pedophilia
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>>2588966

Not much lately
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>>2588963
I have a tomboy fetish.
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>>2588959
>>2588869
no
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>>2588981
CMC pillow fight
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>>2588981
pone trying to into smoking
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>>2588981
THOR RIDING HAMMERPONE INTO GLORIOUS BATTLE

FAGGOTS KEEP PROMISING TO DRAW THIS AND THEY NEVER DO
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>>2588981
>>2588981
>>2588981
Spike as PRINCE ALIABABWA
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>>2588986

Don't men already have like all the rights?
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>>2588972
If any of the ponies would hug me, I think I'd be pretty good
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>>2589002
Shhhh, logic has no place here.
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>tfw i have lined up two girls to have a threesome at bronycon with one being dash and the other pinkie
i love my life mlpg
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>>2588981
Thunderlane as Chris from Resident Evil 5
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>>2588986
... im scared to click that
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>>2589002
like >>2588990 said

they get one situation in which they're at a disadvantage and go on a fucking crusade
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>>2589000
So Ali turns out to be merely a faggot
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Question time! Think of your favorite filly/colt. Got it?

The youngster spend a day with Twilight learning something new. What would that new knowledge the filly/colt can learn from the purple unicorn?
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>>2588990

And male rape awareness.

Yes. Men do in fact have two penetrable holes.

But for the most part their philosophy is bullshit.
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>>2589002
I don't have the right to Pinkie Pie
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>>2588939
But that's true, so what's the big deal?
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>>2589022
How to pleasure a stallion as quickly as possible
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Wow, I expected 4chan, especially MLPG, to be hardcore MRA supporters. Good on you, MLPG.
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>>2589027
>>2589016
one other: custody battles for kids after divorce. women are most likely to get a majority of custody rights, even if the mothers are shit tier drug addicts.
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>>2589027

>not wearing a keypad-locked butt-plug at all times like any rape-conscious citizen would do
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>>2589031
It's a bad feel
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Sup /co/. Seen the new Amazing Spider Man clip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iyFZBdI7zlQ
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>>2589022
twily if you dont stop that right now you are going to jail
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>>2589036
wat why should we?
I believe is as stupid as extreme feminism
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>>2589022
>Scootaloo
>She's just hanging around Twilight's for Dash to show up for a new Daring Do book.
>Twilight is trying to engage her in reading, but she just doesnt care
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>>2588996
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>>2589042
That movie looks terrible.
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>>2589040
But then your rapist will just cut another hole.
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>>2589036

Reddit (a shitload of MRAs there, so, yeah) and 4chan's demographic are not entirely the same, surprisingly enough.
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>>2589036

I only support substance abuse and being a useless lazy ass
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>>2589022
>implying Scoots would tolerate that know-it-all sperglord for more than ten minutes
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>>2588957
>implying trying to secure custody of your own children is less of an issue than being offended by big boobs in video games
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>>2589036
I really wish women would loose their rights again. It's turned them into raging cheating sluts, sigh. Women back then knew their place and role in life and were much happier, its how it should have stayed.
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>>2589041
What would you do to cheer up a crying Pinkie Pie, MLPG?

I would pretend to talk out my butt
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>>2589058

Are you me? I need money though, no more laziness for me
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>>2589053
I dont see any pillows....
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>>2589062
The 50's were such a better time for everyone.

by everyone i mean white men
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>>2589042
Apparently, Sony executives are so disappointed with the final product that, if the movie does do well enough to merit a sequel, they intend to change the entirety of the production staff.
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>>2589027
>>2589016
>>2589044

Scout reporting

http://metronews.ca/news/canada/262875/court-hears-appeal-in-hit-man-abuse-case/

this was one of the top 5 links

tl;dr bitch wants 'Battered Woman' defense (girls-only 'self-defense' basically) expanded to include hiring a hitman to kill her husband

>mfw
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>>2589062
Thankfully Islam is on the rise in the world.
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>>2589065
I would give her a light up toy
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>>2589042
Spider-Man sounds like a wigger.
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>>2589062
>implying they did not cheat when they were household slaves
Nope. They were just being less anoying.
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>>2589042

looks pretty gay
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>>2589042
he sounds like niggah
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>>2589072
and now white men have been reduced to having to apologize for being white. now it's only whites that are racist aperantly. you can't be a no white and a racist.
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>>2589079
>walk in elevator
>stops at next floor
>Pinkie walks in
>hits all the buttons
>leaves
>you have 20 floors to go
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>>2589042
Well.

So there are no more superhero movies worth watching this year.
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>>2589062

But then there would be no ponies you numbnuts
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>>2589065
But what if she is sick? She cannot smile and sneeze a lot. She too weaken to do anything and is very sadden. Would you take care of her and mend her back to health?
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>>2589096
>implying Faust wouldnt be FORCED to be a cartoonist
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guys just because this is the co thread doesnt mean you should bring in all the co shit we left behind
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>>2589107
>faust becomes a gunsmith
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>>2589107
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>>2589109
Why not?
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>>2589093
Hey! I just look white and have to apologize for blacks' slavery!
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>>2589109
WE /k/ NOW
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>>2589104
i'd make her cum noodle soup.
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>>2589109
men's rights was from /co/?
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>>2589104
That just means she's just taking it easy. Hold her some, let her have sicky sleep in your arms. Help her eat some soup. watch some TV in pajamas. Works out for everyone
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>>2589122

I never shot a gun. /k/ over, moving right along
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>>2589119
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>>2589109
Did you even post on /co/?
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How about /v/? Can we be /v/?
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>>2589109
>Would you let Vriska shove a glass rod up your urethra and stomp on it?
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>>2589141
but we already are /v/
no vidya
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>>2589141

That's a bright idea, why don't we just be /vp/
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>>2589141
I want to be /ck/.
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>>2589077
>>2589077

Not as long as Murkans are women's slaves.
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There's something wrong with this thread
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welp
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How about /tv/?
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test
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>>2589167

I wouldn't call 11 reviews a large sample size.
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>>2589167
>95%

Seems pretty good
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>>2589167
whoa Nelly, that was kinda unexpected
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>>2589167
Everybody already knew Brave would be shit after it was taken away and they fired the lead and rewrote the whole thing.
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>>2589168

Okay, lets share those TOR hidden websites then
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>>2589167
>Pixar
>Bad
Well this is new and interesting.
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>>2589167
Whats that?
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>>2589168
ok
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>>2589165
It hasn't checked it's privilege.
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>>2589173

Filtered
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>>2589077
Better hope not.

Islam has got to be the most barbaric religion in the 21st century.
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test/
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>>2589179
awplblm pls go
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>>2589167
Honestly I'm tired of rotten tomatoes' critics shitting over good movies just because thye aren't a revelation of cinema.

I go to movies to be entertained, not for some hipster bullshit message about life that they're looking for as critics half the time.
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>>2589175
The 95% is based on people who want to go see it.

The 64% is based on actual reviews of the movie.
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>>2589129
>sick and watching TV all day with Pinkie Pie, both of us in pajamas

Reality is just....not enough
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>>2589183
>Cars 2
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>>2589183
Welcome back from your coma, Anonymous.
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>>2589189
>it's
Fuck
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>>2589195
>Implying Brave is good
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>>2589190
Relax, it's a test for a reason.
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>>2589195
I just watch movies to have fun. It shouldn't matter what the movie is like or about as long as it's fun.
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>>2589192
Some of my friends that work there describe Saudi Arabia as heaven on earth. and they used to hate muslims before that
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>>2589076
I imagine a future in which men are systematically rounded up and executed en masse as a "pre-emptive strike" on "possible future violence".

So progressive~!
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>>2589070
I'm okay with that
>>
not test
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>>2589167
did anyone expect this to be good? just from the preview i was sick of it.
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>>2589200
>Cars 1
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>>2589195
>rotten tomatoes' critics

>doesn't know how RT works
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>>2589214
Pinkie, theres some times where I just dont want to be your friend
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>>2589214
Bad movies arent fun.
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>>2589227
It was mediocre, but not bad. cars 2 was just blergh.
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>>2589053
Awesome, thanks Peanus
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>>2589236
FUN IS A BUZZWORD
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Rotten Tomatoes are like feminism. They always whine over straws without defining what the hell they want.
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>>2589236
Transformers was fun
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>>2589167
>Brave not so good
>Prometheus not so good

Is there anything else to look forward to?
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>>2589236
They are if they're so bad you can't help but laugh at them.
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>>2589167
I'm not surprised for a fewof reasons.

1. Pixar's been on a steady decline recently.

2. It was plagued with production problems. The original writer/director was fired and replaced over "creative differences."

3. the trailers look pretty shitty, and don't reveal any kind of cohesive plot. Something about her having to get married and her brothers turning into bears?

The movie is probably actually worse that they reviews let on. Critics are very generous to Pixar.
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>>2589195
>hurf durf I like movie y u no liek
>u are nasty troll
get dunked, fags.
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here you go anon
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>>2589247
Would have been more fun if the transformers had more then 13 minutes of screen time
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>>2589217
From what I've heard, the people who actually live in Mecca are fairly cosmopolitan (for a city that only allows denizens of a single religion) and the fundamentalist groups irritate the hell out of them.
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>>2589236

They can be hilariously bad
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>>2589253
>>2589178
You guys think we'll get another "Sweatbox" out of this?
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>>2589255
0/10, you're just butthurt. Cry more fag.
I bet you liked Prometheus.
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>>2589253

IF YE COULD CHANGE YER FATE, WOULD YEW?
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>>2589214
even though it looks bad i plan to watch it with my little sister. and by that i mean illegally download, i would not pay money for that.
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>>2589267
Case in point.
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LOOK AT THIS

LOOK AT HOW FUCKING CUTE IT IS
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>>2589252
>>2589267
You ever watch Rudy Ray Moore's blaxploitation films?
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>>2589267
Buff Drinklots made that film.
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>>2589217

A gay friend of mine who went there said he'd never been hit on by more men anywhere else in the world.

Also the place next to him was a nonstop gay orgy.
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>>2589289
that right you dirty little slut

suck his cock
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>>2589258
Huh. The proportions aren't quite right for Celestia. What was the request? I like it though, don't get me wrong.
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>>2589289
What's wrong with their cheeks? Are they dying?
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>>2589270
I imagine it was even worse than that.
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>>2589289
They've never even spoken to each other.
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>>2589199
I know, right? Could you imagine that Pinkie, being sick, and she want to watch a movie with you. You know well you might risk the sickness but you sat close to her or let her rest on you lap and watch the movie together. Before long, her sickness would make her tiresome and eventually snooze, in which from here, you carried her to bed. You carefully place on the bed, tuck her in, and if you want, you can stay beside her until she gone all better.
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>>2589293
You mean like DOLEMITE and THE HUMAN TORNADO, or DISCO GODFATHER, or PETEY WHEATSTRAW: THE DEVIL'S SON IN LAW?
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>>2589258
>!drAWFagDAM
>making a post without apologizing for something in it

wow thats a first
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>>2589264
To be fair, they used those 13 minutes well.

>that highway scene
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Fuck all of you
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>>2589308
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>>2589310
>that dragon got the role that was originally written for that pony
>they must be fucking
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>>2589299
Nice appeal to ridicule.
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>>2589289
i like the idea but i cannot save this picture.
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>>2589320
Are those tiny glasses?

Or big nose?
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>>2589320
sorry about that
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>view source
><meta name="keywords" content="imageboard,pony,ponies,brony,bronies,my little pony"/>
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>>2589323
My bones have been rattled.
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>>2589323
If Spongebob's taught me anything, is tat old people are cool.
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>le rape XD
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>>2589323
Research says that it's the guy's grandfather.

Shame.
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>>2589336

How is that an appeal to ridicule? What are you, a homophobe?

Saudi Arabia should totally embrace being the gayest nation on Earth, it would be a big step forward for gay rights in the middle east.
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>>2589373
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>>2589266
I'm pretty sure fundamentalists are universally despised by all non fundamentalists
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>>2589331
What if
Lyra and Ghandi
High fived
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>>2589380
>ololol rape rape rape XDDDDD
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>>2589380
>le feel when rappted ZXD
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>>2589315
What movie?

Would she talk the whole time?
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>>2589387

Stop being so insensitive
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>>2589377
>How is that an appeal to ridicule? What are you, a homophobe?
And its quotes like these is why I never take you guys seriously.
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>>2589401

And you shouldn't faget, where do you think you are?
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>>2589367
If Spongebob has taught me anything, there is no hope for long running series
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>>2589418
>Spongebob is going to have more successful seasons than MLP
>family guy too
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>>2589401
>Taking any of these posts seriously
>Ever
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>>2589418
;_;
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>>2589418
law and order stayed pretty consistent for 20 years

best years were the orbach years
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>>2589418

Scrubs was funny until the end.

Season 9 doesn't count.
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>>2589406
Oh. Is it time for this guy to spam his shitty tumblr here?
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>>2589418
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZwgu8_b0Vw
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>>2589442
There's no hope for comedies/cartoons
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>>2589430
on the bright side, it might turn shitty too anyway
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>>2589418
The movie was terrible, and then the show got worse.
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are you ready for big reveal at bronycon?
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>>2589465
Please tell me that isnt real.
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>>2589465
>Spike with wings
WAIT WHAT WOW
IS THIS REAL?
HOW HARD AM I SLOWPOKING?!
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>>2589463
>might

Season 2.png
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>>2589462
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_2p23fAAr0
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>>2589464
>Spongebob movie
>bad

0/10
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>>2589465
>spike
>wings
>Anonymous is trying to cheat me again
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>>2589465
i dont even
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>>2589396
Any movie that is calm or happy to brighten her up. Any Disney or Pixar movie fit this bill.

She would try to talk or laugh whenever she could but she would sneeze or cough inbetween words. You could tell her not to force herself to laugh or talk, just relax and watch the movie.
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>>2589418
ROSS LISTENS TO SPONGEBOB PRODUCTION MUSICCCC!!!!

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHA
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>>2589465
>Scootaloo
>flying
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>>2589465

Well, I'm out. Bye everyone.
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>>2589465
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>>2589463
imagine

every episode

wedding quality

all season
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>>2589484
>implying
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>>2589499
I liked the wedding episodes
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>>2589486
It was as good as an episode of Family Guy from the first season.
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>>2589465
>spike with wings
seems legit
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>>2589499
animation quality or writing quality
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>>2589465
I dont know what is more weird

Scootaloo flying or Spike flying
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>>2589506
Yeah, they were really good.
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>>2589465
>20% cooler
>Spike with wings
>Scootaloo flying


IS IT SO BAD TO JUST WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW?
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>>2589491
>Pixar movie
>make her feel happy

LETS WATCH THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF UP
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>>2589506
>>2589526
They were poorly written.
Some parts were way too long and drawn out.
Others were too short and rushed.
The pacing was completely fucked.
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>>2589518
Writing
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There had been talks about BonBon being a "jerk". Is there a way to explain it in a way to make BonBon seem more likeable, while still taking her scenes into consideration?
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>>2589538
>Bronies
>watching the show
Pick one
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>>2589547
>Scenes
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>>2589487
>>2589482
>>2589476
It doesn't even look slightly legit.
C'mon, guys, you're better than this.
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>>2589547
Gotta protect dat Lyra.
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>>2589547
SHES SO CUTE
>>
Dr.Tosspot: >that feel when talking to a woman and she mentions american psycho film
PM - :Good feel?
Dr.Tosspot: bizarre feel
Dr.Tosspot: because she didnt know about doubles and i had to stop myself from doing the point
sentenal01: >doubles
Vulapa: I would be hard for pony
sentenal01: Why do you care?
Dr.Tosspot: because its amusing when somebody stumbles into a supr sekrit club refrance
sentenal01: What are you, a /b/tard?
Dr.Tosspot: >being called a /b/tard by sent
Dr.Tosspot: LOL
Dr.Tosspot: LOL
Dr.Tosspot: LOL
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>>2589557
Hasbro just put out a line of shirts with ponies and "Love and Tolerance" written on them.

Anything is possible now.
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>>2589557
I've been absent for a while from the MLPG's
I could have believed anything
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>>2589541
Many, many episodes have this problem.

Luna Eclipsed is another one that's pretty glaring.
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>>2589565
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>>2589566
... I'm scared but, sauce?
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>>2589558
>there will never be a plush of Bonbon holding a smaller plush of Lyra
>she will never say "but shes my waifu" when you squeeze it
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Alright, I heard some Anon wanted us to be /ck/ now, so what are you eating MLPG?

Horse Oatz? Cheetos? Semen? Something else?

Lay it on me.
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>>2589572
There were a lot of pacing issues in S2.
This is the main reason why I like it a lot less than S1.
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>>2589572
Yeah, the pacing was pretty bad in Luna Eclipsed. Too much plot crammed into one episode.
>>
Its weird

When I come on MLPG, some times you guys really bum me out. Other times I laugh so much I cry. Other times still warm my heart.

this place is turning me into an emotional weenie
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>tfw the one fucker copypasting the steamchat into the threads to stir up shit will never stop
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>>2589565

>editing the steam chat then posting it in the thread

Stop?
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>>2589581
I love those images respond in /ck/.
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>>2589581
I made myself a ham sandwich.
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>>2589576
>sauce
>>>/b/
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>>2589579

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mfA1jNiqoU
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>>2589579
>instead of multiple lines, she has multiple voices
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>>2589576

>>2583922
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>>2589566
Hasbro released a commercial that said "bronies" in it before season two aired. We should be over it by now.
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>>2589558
Yeah, I like that. Lyra is a bit crazy and free, and Bonbon is sort of protective of her.
You've just got to break through her shell, and then she'll be protective of both of you.
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>>2589581
A vodka tonic and a ruben sandwhich
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>>2589591

They are pretty great, sad to say I learned this one the hard way.
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>>2589586
Same problem with the Christmas episode.
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>>2589581
I ate a pita-burger and then some oatmeal with milk.
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>>2589581

I'm eating tea with lemon
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>>2589605
But that was in the old times, you know? Back when "bronies" wasn't a forbidden words as it is now.
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>>2589601
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>>2589581
Honey bunches of oats
all day erry day
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>>2589621
There was a christmas episode?
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>>2589581

I haven't eaten yet as I just woke up.

Tell me what I should make.
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>>2589635
With or without milk?
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>>2589581
had a burrito earlier, currently eating this
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>>2589620
ahahahaahahaa
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>>2589579
DOES ANYONE HAVE HOPPIP'S PHONE NUMBER
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>>2589637
He means Hearth's Warming Eve
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>>2589637
do you even...
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>>2589581
They were grilling tri-tip roasts at the grocery store next door, so I bought one.
It was overdone, but it wasn't bad and will last me a while.
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>>2589581
Gyro and Baklava with hot tea
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>>2589659
>>2589660
Relax, guys, I'm joking.
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>>2589660

That cat is so sad
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>>2589644

Well, I'm making some homemade potato skins. Those are fairly easy.

Rice & Beans with grilled peppers and onions is also a really quick/healthy/cheap option.
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>>2589646
With milk
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>>2589581
I had half a freezer pizza for dinner because fuck cooking right after a day of work and a 90-minute commute
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>20% cooler

why do bronies love this so much? most of the time when i hear it used, it doesnt even make any sense.
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>>2589683
In that case, you're a faggot.
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>>2589649
you dont eat liquid you dumb horse
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>>2589581
Eh, a couple of handfuls of Cheezi-its currently.

What I had today:

Peanut butter sandwich and an apple.
another apple.
grilled soft taco made with chicken and brown rice, with a bit of "fiesta" cheese on top.
A granola bar.

I'm bad at /ck/.
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>>2589581
Panda Express orange chicken
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>>2589687
It was a pretty funny thing.

Hell, I laughed when the episode first aired.
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>>2589581
I'm cooking home made refried beans if that counts for anything.
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>>2589687

They're stupid.
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>>2589697
>Peanut butter sandwich

;_;
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>>2589687

It was the first inside joke they ever understood.
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>>2589687
Because parroting memes makes you feel like part of a cool club.

Also DVD BOXSET SINCE WHEN?
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>>2589705
Really?
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>>2589687
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>>2589683
Sorry, you'll need a pretty fucking tough hairdo if you want in to the Salty Spittoon.
>>2589687
I have NO idea. It seems like they or was that we? just pull random lines or jokes to repeat ad nauseum.
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>>2589705
thats what makes it worse, in the context of the episode it was funny, how its often used makes no sense and/or is stupid
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>>2589581
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>>2589687
Because >fandom.
Parroting memes helps make you feel a part of a fandom, so you bet your ass they're going to use the hell out of them.
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>>2589725
shazbot
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>>2589723

It was cute at first, but like every forced joke, it became painful to hear.

Fair enough?
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>>2589706

I did those once, was my first time cooking with Lard.

They were so good, had them served with dirty rice and grilled shrimp with lime.

Damnit, I'm hungry now.
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>>2589687

Same thing as with "the cake is a lie". Some memes/jokes just stick around for way longer than they should.
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>>2589721
It's only in Australia and it will be released in installments that you put in the slipcase.
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>>2589714

>;_;

What'd I do? D:
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>>2589732
I always thought this was a hoax, just like the "mustard gas" one.

Is it?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMUzuBnuG6Y&feature=plcp
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>>2589732
I havent seen that in so long I've actually forgotten whether or not it was bullshit

seeing what ingredients its lacking though im gonna go with bullshit
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>>2589730
Well, when you get a good joke, it's usually parroted past the point of understanding or relatability.

But I'm sure MLPG wouldn't know anything about that.
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>>2589736
Like many things, jokes are fine at first

But if you repeat them ad nausium, they become anti-jokes
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>>2589744
i was surprised how that one caught on, its not even said in the game, its just written on some of the walls
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>>2589744
It when all context for the humor is peeled away in favor of mindlessly braying whenever you hear about cake that really gets to me.
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>>2589754

You'd be surprised, have you ever heard of /fit/'s GAINZ CAKE?
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>>2589749
came out like you would expect
I was sad
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>>2589748
>i will never peanut butter kisses with scootaloo
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>>2589749

It's legit.

the food that comes of it isn't great, but, hey, it's a five -fucking - minute brownie that you can make in a dorm room.
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>>2589753

>20 seconds in

Yeah, I'm calling trolling and not bothering to watch it further
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>>2589757
>rape
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I fucking bought this shirt before the fandom exploded.

Now I just want to burn it and kill myself.
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>>2589768
No, and so this one is legit? color me impressed.jpg
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>>2589744
It is EXACTLY like "The Cake is a Lie".
Which I never found funny in the first place because I never played Portal.
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>>2589770
Get that sloppy bitch away from here.
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>>2589771
Really mine came out like shit
How do anon?
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>>2589770
That feel a good feel.
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>>2589780
Man, I still have a pair of Shoebrony's shoes lying around somewhere that I bought before the fandom exploded.
Stopped wearing them becuase fucking bronies would keep calling me out everywhere and it got annoying as shit.
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>>2589780

>bought before the fandom exploded
>a shirt that didn't exist until after it did
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>>2589781

Never tried this one personally, but it got a lot of proof from other /fit/izens.
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>>2589792
You have to mix the ingredients ya dunce
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>>2589757
Ouch.
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>>2589797
;_; ;_; ;_;
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>>2589792
>Really mine came out like shit
>

>the food that comes of it isn't great,

Unless that specific recipe if bullshit.

Just google mug cake, mug brownie if you need a more legit recipe then.
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>>2589770
Oh, god, why do I want this?
I never knew I wanted this, but now I want it so bad.
I want peanut butter kisses with Scootaloo so bad.
Fuck you, man.
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>>2589802
The fandom exploded like mid summer last year.
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>>2589802
>not buying quality brony merchandise at every opportunity
Don't touch me
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>>2589687
autism
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>>2589818

God you guys are such fags.
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>>2589818

Rumble pls go
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>>2589780
>black graphic tee

always a bad choice no matter what
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>>2589757
>But I'm sure MLPG wouldn't know anything about that.
H- hey...
It's all true... ;_;
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>>2589835

We.... homosex now?
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>>2589831

>nathan face

well

now I know what to get on my artscow mousepad
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>>2589831
Kay so full disclosure I'd actually totally use a Swagnig mousepad

Serves him right for making me his background
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>>2589817
Yeah I probably should have done that thanks anon
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>>2589835
Man, what's gay about yearning for peanut butter kisses with a cute filly?
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>>2589841
Black graphic tees aren't that bad yo.
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>>2589831
fagnig is that you? did you fucking buy shit with your own art on it.
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>>2589868
what is Piwi holding in his dumb beak?
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>>2589868
>maid Spike
Oh man, is it time for Gay Spike?!
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>>2589873

i dont think fagnig drew swagnig
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>>2589871
cargo shorts are also sometimes ok to wear, right?

get fucked nathan.
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>>2589879

A teacup
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>>2589873
Fagnig posted it, but he hasn't been around the general for a while, he's busy

He posted that in Steam chat, and it's Artscow shit so I think it was free.
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>>2589879
A teacup. You're seeing it from the top.
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>>2589871

Depends on the shirt.

Is it tasteful? Not bad, wear it with a long-sleaved shirt or something to de-emphisize it.

Is it a fucking band t-shirt or large, distracting image?

NECKBEARD AHOY!
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>>2589873
I knew a guy who ordered books of his own fanfiction
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>>2589885
Shit I forgot to save that pic.
FUCK
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>>2589889

If you are a soldier then yes
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>>2589771
>five minutes
>not 10 seconds flat
I'D RATHER COOK FAST!
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>>2589897
Oh, that Kkat!
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would you cuddle a colt

which
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DORKS
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>>2589850

We've always been homosex
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>>2589885
I think that subject is slightly tainted after the whole ababblebloom thing
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>>2589892
>>2589890
oooohhhh, I see it now

Seemed convex to me for some reason
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>>2589868
>wings

Why did I bother with the wingless edit, nobody uses the thing
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>>2589905
all them

so sexually
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>>2589905
No, but I'd fiddle a filly.
Sweetie
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>>2589930
And I FIDDLE DIDDLED with my sister's PUFFY NIPPLES
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>>2589930
I too would choose Sweetie.
Or Scootaloo if she was eating a peanut butter sandwich.
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>>2589899
or in middleschool or in highschool and dont care how you dress.
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>>2589905
Non sexually? Yes. Any

Sexually? No. None
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>>2589893
>NECKBEARD AHOY!
Evidently you've never been to SoCal.
Black graphic tees are like standard issue here.
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>>2589916
the picture is almost good. spikes weird lumpy body ruins it for me.
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>>2589952
Nobody expects SoCal to have taste or tact, though.
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>>2589952
>SoCal
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>>2589952

There's nothing wrong with wearing a band tee and jeans as long as you avoid the other shit people usually pair up with them.
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Which PRETTY ADULT MARE would you never sexually, and why?
Degenerate exclusive humanfuckers need not apply.
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>>2589893
>>2589952
>>2589970
Fuck all y'all, black solid tees up in this motherfucker
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>>2589947
But you would if they where fillies?
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>>2589906
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>>2589977

Pinkie. She's too childish and probably wouldn't even know what's going on.
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>>2589977
Can I be the pretty mare instead?

In a pretty dress?
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do any of you sleep with pony dolls

which pone is best for sleeping with
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>>2589977
Hmmmm....
Probablyyyyyyyyy.........
I can't think of any. I would any of them under the right circumstances... They're all nice and cute.
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>>2589978


That and gray tees are literally my entire wardrobe for any casual occasion (class, going out casually, etc)
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>>2589978

>wearing solid tees

If you're going to wear solid colors atleast make them polos. Anything else just doesn't look like you want to spend any money.
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>>2589992
I would if there was a show accurate AJ plush

With hat

and a big ass
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>>2589992
>you will never sleep with two dozen tiny Rarities
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>>2589992
>Implying I could afford a motherfucking pony doll.
FUCK YOU STOP REMINDING ME
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>>2589982
No

Little pony for friendship and sometime hugging. Not sexy sex.

That's jsut weird
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>>2589947
i am pretty sure if you went to equestria and cuddled any colts, even nonsexually. you would be thrown in horse prison immediately.
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>>2589988
>probably wouldn't even know what's going on.
>implying pinkie isn't the town slut
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>>2589977

Who you callin' degenerate, degenerate?
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>>2590007
>You will never grind on Thickity
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>>2590017
>filthy horsefucker fanon
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>>2590015
>weird

i know

that's what makes it so awesome
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>>2590007
I fucking love tiny Rarities.
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>>2590002
>If you're going to wear solid colors atleast make them polos. Anything else just doesn't look like you want to spend any money.

There's the thing though, I don't. Casual clothes don't need to cost $20 a shirt when I can get 4 for the same price, if I'm not trying to impress anyone.
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>>2590020
I dont know why, but grind dancing in some club setting has always been a massive turn on for me.
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>>2590020
Why do we even persist?
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>>2589977
Derpy.

Even though my first pony sex dream was of her, I can't see myself fucking a retard.
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>>2590020
>implying I dont
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>>2590017
D-don't say that about Pinkie. Say it about Rarity, or any other ponies. But don't disparage mai Pinkie.
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>>2590002
Polos are generally made of heavier fabric and are less suitable for summer weather. If I'm going shortsleeved it's gotta be a tee.

Unless I'm going to work.

I also have several pairs of black pants and end up wearing all black more than I oughta.

and my only shoes are black work boots.

and I wear a black hat.
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>>2590041

In an older generation her body would've been considered the height of beauty, to be fair.

She's not fat, wide hips, pretty face.
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>>2590045
YOU HAD A SEX DREAM ABOUT DERPY.
I WISH I COULD KILL YOU WITH THE POWER OF MY JEALOUSY.
DESCRIBE IT TO ME.
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>>2590056
Rarity is a slut, no doubt, but Pinkie is the town "welcome wagon," as it were.
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>>2590041
>>2590007
For a girl we call "thickity", she's actually got a really nice figure.

Unless she's like, wearing a corset under that dress, which is possible.
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>>2590072
No. No quotation marks. She just likes to welcome people. She is friendly and nice and fun, but she doesn't fuck everyone.
You know who else thinks Pinkie's a party slut? Nathan. Do you want to be like Nathan?
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>>2590060

>black on black on black on black
>complaining about the fabric of polos

Man, that's just silly.
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>>2590101


What'd wrong with all black?

At least it's coordinated and matches.
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is there hopopoppo version of this?
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>>2590098
>get off the table
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>>2590101
Yeah, right? Yet with a light tee, even with all the heat from it being black, it just is not as bad as a polo.
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>>2590110

Sure, if you're looking to rob a house it's perfect
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>>2590110
Yeah, but I feel like people are judging me for basically saying "nah, matching is too hard". Or think I'm a goth, even though my combinations of black clothes make me look like a displaced theater tech.
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>>2590125
I can't help it. Sometimes, I become an autistic whiteknight Flutterfag, but for Pinkie.
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>>2590136
>wearing all-black
>trying to be stealthy
Did you not learn anything from Vetinari?
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>>2590072
i would thrust madly and ejaculate, shuddering, into pinkie's gaping quim after she's taken loads from about 40 guys
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>>2590032
no its just weird

stop doinking the ponies anon
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>>2590152
That's a good way to get a disease.
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>>2590142

This isn't the '90s.

All black isn't "goth" anymore, unless you're going 'stealth goth.' (you know what I mean, the types that try to look "normal" during the day, save the outlandish clothes for the clubs).
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>>2590071
It was just sex, nothing exciting. I was fucking her gorgeous grey rump from behind so I didn't even have to look at her wall-eyes.

This was long before The Last Round-Up, by the way.

>>2590157
Make me.
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>>2590157
>stop doinking the ponies anon

teehee... "doinking"
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>>2590152
>quim
This word just doesn't get enough use, you know?
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http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/brad-pitt-world-war-z-production-nightmare-336422

Fucking A.
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>>2590110

Well for starters it's fucking summer.
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>>2590176
>Not wanting to gaze longingly into her beautiful, gold eyes.
Was she retarded in your dream, or could you even tell?
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>>2590195
Loki brought it back.
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>>2590143
At least Panka is a good waifu. Not best waifu that would be best horse AKA Rarity, but still good.
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>>2590174
Mallgoths still exist around here, so I dunno.

Still, I just feel strange being entirely monochrome.
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>>2590213
Pinkie would be a great waifu. She would be best waifu for me, but everyone's got their own ideals.
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>>2590199
>fucking summer
>5 gorillian degrees outside
>buy desk fan
>put that bitch not even three feet away from me
>max that bitch out
>Ponying with a wind chill of -40

Fucking Texas.
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>>2590223
Texas weather is gay as shit
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>>2590223
Are you at least far enough inland that the heat is relatively low-humidity?

Cause coastal Massachusetts man, it's like breathing a swamp some days
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>>2590234
Yep, it'll probably be snowing tomorrow.
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>>2590223
I've got my AC set at 70.

I've said for a long time that we need to just switch up the hours in Texas. We can all sleep during the daytime and go out at night when it's bearable.
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>>2590223
>texas
Why anon, why?
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>>2590237
San Antonio.

Even so it can get fuckin humid as hell.
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>>2590223
>>2590234
>>2590237
>>2590245


Florida here

Limp dicked faggots, the bunch of you
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>>2590237
>tfw Houston
we live on a swamp. It's a big dredged-out and concreted-over swamp by now, but a mosquito-infested, putrid swamp nonetheless.

I love it all the same
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>>2590222
But she would cheat to make other ponies/anons happy and if you made her Pinkie promise that she will be faithful to you forever she will grow unhappy, anxious and unsocial.
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>Talking about the weather.
There aren't enough Costanzas on the internet to properly reprimand you.
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>>2590246
Its not that bad here.

being a horsefucker is legal.
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>>2590201
I guess I couldn't even tell.

I was just baffled when I woke up, as I'd never been particularly attracted the character. You'd think someone who actually likes her would be more deserving, but I guess that's not how it works.
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>>2590260
>not being able to make small-talk
That's pretty autistic, bro.
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Would you dp a gillou
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>>2590255
Enjoy your Gaullo, swamp fucker
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>>2590253
Go hump an alligator, faggot.
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>>2590255
There's a buncha salt marsh around where I am, cause there's a big fuckoff tidal river nearby. I feel you on the fucking mosquitos, bro.
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>>2590240
Not until we've had our 8 months of summer
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>>2590260
Well we can't all have Rainbow Dash fly over and up keep the weather for us no can we, faggot pants?
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>>2590260
Weather is pone related?
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>>2590258
I don't think that's true.
There are a million ways to have fun with friends that aren't sex.
For instance: Everything she's done on the show.
Her personality wouldn't change if she had sex with only one person.
If it did, though, I guess I wouldn't force her to make a commitment she didn't want to. As long as she still loved me like I loved her, I couldn't complain. I could only cry on the inside.
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>>2590253
>tfw Hawaii
>tfw flawless weather almost every day
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>>2590271
>small talk
>in a DEEP, MEANINGFUL and SIGNIFICANT thread
DISAPPOINTED
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>>2590260

What about simultaneous Costanza and Kornheiser?
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>>2590280
You look me in the lethal weapons ban and say that!
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>>2590283
Wait... mosquitos grow on brackish water?
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>>2590288
If anything shes probably the REASON Texas weather sucks so bad

>summer ends
>shes asleep
>extra 5 months of summer
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>>2590294
>Arizona
>Hot as fuck summers but awesome winters

niggers
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>>2590294
Yeah


But you have the people who live in Hawaii
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>>2590253

Floridafag, too.

In fairness, it's rainy as fuck around here right now. Keeping the temperature down.
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>>2590302
I have no idea

But there are a fuckton
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>>2590302
Mosquitoes will flourish in an standing fresh water
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>>2590294

>hawaii
>samoans
>fucking retarded tourists
>cost of living is fucking ridiculous

Yeah, I'll pass.
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>>2590267
I like to think of it like "she chose you".
By that logic, Rarity wants to be my close friend, Dash & Trixie want to fuck me, Scootaloo wants me to protect her, and Pinkie wants to love me forever.
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>>2590316
Perhaps even a fucktonne
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>>2590314
Man, when isn't it rainy as fuck in Florida?
>>
Colorado master race reporting
Seriously is there any shit you can talk about this state?
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So what are your plans for tonight, MLPG?
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>>2590300
There should be a GIF of one face morphing into the other and back.
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>>2590294
>tfw California
>tfw awesome weather all year round except winter
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>>2590294
But isn't your entire population made up of homeless people?
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>>2590335
Working on music.
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>>2590335
Rarity Quest!

or hang out with friends if they decide to get off their asses
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>>2590293
>There are a million ways to have fun with friends that aren't sex.
Yeah but Pinkie wants to be friend with EVERYONE and I bet there are ponies that don't share that view and would not tolerate Pinkie's randomness and invasiveness if it wasn't for that perk. search your feelings... you know it to be true...
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>>2590329

Winter. And the past 6 months.

At least in my area, we were nearing a drought until the tropical storm-induced rainy weather started.
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>>2590335
Videogames

Sleep for 14 hours
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>>2590321

by that logic, Twilight wants me to protect her from Slenderman
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>>2590335
Eat pizza
Drink soda
vidya

havent quite figured the vidya part out yet...
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>>2590335
Questin', I guess.

Though I sorta wish it wasn't tonight. For some reason I'm not feeling it right now. Maybe that'll change once it gets going.
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>>2590335
I was gonna play GTA SA but my disc is finally giving up on me.
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>>2590360
Play Yakuza 3
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>>2590335
Play guitar.
Possibly buy a mandolin.
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>>2590335
Ponying it up with MLPG, followed by shitty quest while hopped up on caffeine pills and vodka
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>>2590335

Some homework.

Then maybe download a movie or play some TF2/Dota2.

Then sleep because I've been up since 6AM.
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>>2590335
Maybe minecraft if my paycheck doesn't clear before the sun goes down
if it does, I'm going to buy food and then I'm going to eat it.
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S1 was better.
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>>2590335
Try to finish a remix I'm working, that or hats.
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>>2590293
Would you participate in a mass pony orgy if Pinkie insisted that it would be fun? would you take stallion cock inside you to make your waifu happy?
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>>2590349
So you're saying that some ponies withhold the friendship that Pinkie desperately craves unless she fucks them?
That's horrible.
But nothing 22 minutes concluding with a letter to Celestia wouldn't fix.
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>>2590387

I agree, the first season of Pokemon WAS better.
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anyone here watch the first episode of gravity falls? came out on itunes earlier today

http://boards.4chan.org/co/res/37766775

it's pretty damn good
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>>2590397

>pokemon
>quality anime

pick one
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>>2590394
Yeah, if it was just a one-time thing. Unless I developed a liking for it.
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>>2590321
>>2590357
By that logic, Twilight wants me to fuck her.

A lot.
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>>2590335
I want to play Civ V's expansion but that damn thing isn't out yet.

Fuckers.

It's done, release it!
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>>2590400
>>>>/co/37766775

I'll check it out, thanks hopopopopopipopipo
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>>2590400
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>>2590402
I don't think anyone ever implied that Pokemon was a "quality anime".
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>>2590397
>Best pokemon
>Misty was still important
mah nigga
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>>2590397
well, part of that was the producers werent expecting the popularity to carry it past season one
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>>2590371
Im limited to PC, PSP, and 3DS. :(
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>>2590406
See? Flawless logic!
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>>2590397

>the plot of every single gym battle is ash gets his ass kicked and then he wins
>never just wins the first time
>makes it to the league
>still loses

Why do they think kids want to watch a loser? Yeah, it's nice to see the hero overcome a challenge, but he shouldn't be an incompetent idiot for the entire fucking show.
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>>2590400
There's only one item of entertainment I've interacted with today that has Gravity in the title.
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>>2590066
>>2590084

Oh, it's not at all derogatory. I happen to think Thickity is beautiful and it genuinely upsets me I'm never going to know her.
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>>2590395
Well if Pinkie did not want to have sex with me I would of course not withhold my friendship but I can't guarantee I would be able to withhold my smilelessness.
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>>2590406

But what about all the little fillies?
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>>2590426
last one, more stuff in that thread I linked

go watch it it's good and has renzetti in it
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>>2590426
Looks like generic cartoon network show.
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>>2590449
Looks ok

What's it about?
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>>2590449

>click download link in the thread
>9 hours left
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>>2590440
>not faking the smiles to make her happy
Is she even your waifu?
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>>2590335
Autistic white pone waifu adventure.
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>>2590449
What channel
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>>2590440
You say that now, but you underestimate her. She'll unleash her full arsenal if she has to, but once again, sex is one single thing.
She'd make you smile without it.
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>>2590397
>mfw I was allready a teen back then and Misty was my first shameful crush
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>>2590484
Disney
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>>2590400
That art style seriously reminds me of RS.
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>>2590468
No, he just wants to fuck her. She's MAI waifu, and he's trying to convince me that it would be best if she fucked him.
It's a sordid state of affairs.
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>>2590495
except look at how buttery smooth it is
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>>2590482

does anyone have a backlog?

I think I may get onboard with this thing
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>>2590468
No. But is second best thing.
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You are now in charged of introducing one fanon aspect to the show. What is it and how?
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>>2590509

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive
.html
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>>2590515
A conclusion
Rocks fall, everyone dies
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>>2590464
The show concerns the adventures of twin brother and sister Dipper and Mabel Pines, whose summer plans are ruined when their parents ship them off to their Great Uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon. Uncle Stan lives in and runs The Mystery Shack, a tourist trap which overcharges unlucky visitors for a glimpse at the world's most bizarre museum, but little do Dipper and Mabel know that there really is something very strange going on and they must rely on one another to find their way in this unfamiliar town.

from wikipedia
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>>2590467
try the 480p one, it's only 150MB
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>>2590503
>if she fucked him
>not if she fucked everyone
You Pinkiehusbandos are like the most selfish party-poopers ever...
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>>2590514
Wait

why would someone choose Twilight over Pinkie? They're both great
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>>2590515
Derpy's part in The Last Roundup is reinstated in all subsequent releases and airings. The writers may or may not add her in the future if they wish, but she must have that cute voice Tabitha gave her by accident.
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>>2590525

Oh thanks I missed that one at first.

The animation looks gorgeous and from the reactions in that thread, looks like we might have another modern cartoon that's actually good.

And that's awesome.
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>>2590515
Lyra has a human fetish

Background event where Lyra bumps into another pony on her way somewhere, drops the bag she's carrying, and it's full of latex gloves
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>>2590525
Hoppip, you were 100% right about Nichijou. It is the cutest shit.
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>>2590449
I always found this eyeballs' design unhealthy...
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>>2590520
Fuck, makes me think of Deadly Premonition for some reason
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>>2589465
what the source to this?
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>>2590538
Reading bits of the thread and I'm excited. Going to check it out at 9:55 I want to see how thick, solid, and massive this show can get
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Can you use changeling eggs for an omelet?
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>>2590538
yeah, cartoons seem to be picking up again after the drought of the 2000's! hooray!

>>2590543
how far in are you?
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>>2590531
The voice wasn't cute, sounded like a downsey boy.
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>>2590515
AJ gets a comment about her nice ass.

Its mixed in with a bunch of crowd ponies talking
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>>2590528
And I'm trying to point out that it is possible to have fun with her countless friends without sex, and that he is being selfish by ONLY budging if she fucks him.
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>>2590557
No
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>>2590537
>tfw madmax hats us

Why ;_;
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>>2590444
Well, of course they've made their share of appearances.

Most of them non-sexually which is surprising to say the least given what the scenarios I'm using thinking about them in.

It's like even my subconscious knows that fillies aren't for sexually.
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>>2590558
>cartoons seem to be picking up again after the drought of the 2000's! hooray!
>

And video games are dying again.

funny how the world works...
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>>2590543
>That scene with the goat eating her drawings

I fucking lost it, holy shit.
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Did Rarity quest began?
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>>2590558
>>2590558
>how far in are you?
Episode 9-ish.
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>>2590530
Because you can't keep Pinkie in a monogamous relationship and you would not help Twilight come past her insecurities through devoted sexual exploration.
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>>2590559
I thought she sounded really cute...
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>>2590581

Don't think so. I'm waiting with baited breath.
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>>2590543
A shame it sold lie shit.
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Pone practice and other stuff.
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what would you do if hait started to grow on your eyes?
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>>2590573
don't remind me
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>>2590570
DIAMOND TIARA MINDBREAK WHEN?
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>>2590587
BATED.
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I'm disowning you.
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>>2590586
I agree.
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>>2590596
Go see a doctor.
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>>2590557
Sure, if you want to wake up the next morning black and chitinous.
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>>2590600

Well fuck you bro, English isn't my native tongue. Thanks, I felt it was wrong when I wrote it.
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>>2590584
I THINK I PINKIE COULD HANDLE A MONOGAMOUS RELATIONSHIP, BUT IF SHE COULDN'T, I WOULD UNDERSTAND, AND I WOULD STILL LOVE HER, AND DO MY BEST FOR HER, BUT I WOULD BE VERY SAD, BUT I WOULDN'T LET HER SEE MY SADNESS.
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>>2590596
I would contemplate how to get myself out of this hairy situation
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>>2590597
>>2590573
>video games
>dying
Haha, silly Westerners.
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>>2590596
Sudoku.
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>>2590593
Hey, draw don't be depressed some more stuff
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>>2590593
And an unfinished Iron Will.

Check it out. No hands.
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>>2590566
because you shit on every drawfag.
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>>2590514
>Twilight is my waifu
>Pinkie is my second to be waifu

WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?
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>>2590608
I do. Who doesn't?
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>>2590615
Dont make me post best pony in the /v/ thread Anon.

But really im glad game sales are falling.
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scootaloo is cutest filly
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>>2590621

>Caring about madmax

She's more of an attention whore than the one's we have now, why would you guys want her back?
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>>2590593
>letmetellyouwhythat'sbullshit.jpg in the top left corner
I dig the discord face.
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>>2590615

They might not be dying, but the economy has the put the industry in a bad place
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>>2590629
especially when she barks.
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>>2590563
Hey! I did not say I'd emotionally blackmail her for sex! I would just be very sad if I did not have sex with Panka. ;_;
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>>2590581
>>2590587
Just made the opening post on the submarine.

http://mlpg.co/q/res/14239.html

I guess we'll get started, if people are ready.
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>>2590618
Finish him!
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>>2590597
Hey
Firaxis Xcom might not be completely awfu
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>>2590622
S man that never had a waifu and does not deserve one.
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piggy should lick pony
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>>2590618
>>2590593

You're amazing, don't ever stop.
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>>2590598
I TOLD YOU LAST TIME THE DT FIC ISN'T GOING TO BE MINDBREAK

I'M THINKING ABOUT A MINDBREAK FIC BUT IT ISN'T DT

>>2590629
Disagee. sexiest, maybe

>>2590639
yus
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>>2590626
>>2590637
For a given value of crippled, yeah, austerity has crippled video gaming (but it is a member of the entertainment industry, which is notoriously recession-resistant), at least economically in the EU, don't have a clue about the US.

but as a hobby it's still top tier for those of us who know moon
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>>2590644
Shao Kahn plz go
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>>2590640
Arrrgggg......
I would trust whatever decision she wanted to make.
Maybe if it was only once.
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>>2590570
I would cuddle the fuck out of Applebloom and Sweetie non-sexually.

>that feel when your baby sis is a teen now and you can't hug her to sleep ;_;
>>
Just remember, if you're going to romance Pinkie Pie, you have to pay attention to her or the guards will arrest you for abusing her.
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>>2590662

I require SS feels with a facial. And when I say "I" require, I mean specifically my penis.
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>>2590273
>Would you dp a gillou
weaver will never come back
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>>2590635
because she actually draws consistently unlike some people here HINT HINT ROSE/REU
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>>2590678
What do you mean?
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>>2590673
>tfw your baby sis never let you hug her to sleep because she would never let you do anything like that
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>>2590693

And yet they're both better than her.

Quality over quantity, anon.
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>>2590696
He's wildly misinterpreting the point of a guide to whether or not you might be an abused wife.
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HAHAHAHA

SHIPPING
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>>2590693

>comics done all in flats

Quality over quantity man. I do wish reu and rose would art more often though.
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>>2590693
Those people don't come here anymore. They hat us.
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>>2590624
>Implying someone might not want the transformation
dis nigga cereal
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>>2590573
>video games are dieing
>not killed by girl-gamers who want equality when attentionwhorring
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>>2590693
Rose is busy with her schoolage and Reu has appointed herself queen of ants and is very busy.
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>>2590707
sorry id take madmax over rose any day of the week. roses edrama bullshit is even worse.
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>>2590703
There's a guide?
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>>2590717
reu's probably in uni mode. it's about that time of year when kids that age have to start getting serious.
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>>2590714
Do you think that, if Chrysalis REALLY loved you ha, that she wouldn't want to share her curse with you?
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>>2590681
>feels
er
the facial part I can do
but feels
shit man I don't know
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>>2590721

>edrama
>prefering the edrama queen over rose's edrama

You wot m8?
>>
Chubby nurse pone, Cherries Jubilee, Mrs. Cake, and Rarity's Mom

All at the same time

could you handle it?
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>>2590721
>roses edrama bullshit is even worse.
Dohoho sure new is here.
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>>2590693
huh? I drew yesterday and the day before and posted a Celestia today in the horse that got killed
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>>2590729
isnt that the plot of the twilight books
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>>2590737
>madmax edrama
i must have missed this. when did that happen?
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>>2590614
Fuck this! I'm out of Smith images.
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>>2590739
Thats a lot of ponies to cuddle at one time
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>>2590739
UN
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>>2590731

Vanilla stuff, like how she doesn't really like being a little bitch but she does it because DT is her only friend.
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>>2590750

madmax is the motherfucking queen of edrama.

Don't listen to the new kids. They have no idea what they're talking about.
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>>2590750

Goddamn how new are you
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>>2590739
Why, yes. I believe I could.
Could they handle me?
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>>2590717
>Reu has appointed herself queen of ants
but she did that already a while ago!
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>>2590760
Okay. With a human, or...?
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>>2590770
Probably.

Can your bed handle them?
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>>2590776

Human of course. Human all the way.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2590772
>she
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>>2590749
It's the plot of a lot of supernatural romance stuff.
I'm wondering if Twilight would view her condition as a blessing or a curse, when put in perspective with someone she actually cares for.
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I'm so fucking glad pacce doesn't come here anymore.

That guy was the creepiest, most depressing faggot I've ever had the displeasure to be around.
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>>2590449
Uh, umm. How old is Mabel?
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>>2590726
yeah I've got exams right now
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>>2590622
we lurk in the abyss of the hiveminds unconscious our powerlevels eternally concealed to the eyes of outsiders a mare glimps of the truth would drive your mortal mind beyond insanity...
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>>2590779
Only one way to find out~
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>>2590796
who do you think it is defending madmax
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>>2590796

And now he creeps around MM's thread and any other female drawfriends. Whiteknighting is easy when you're a mod.
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>>2590515
Mr. Breezy is a member of the pony equivalent of the IRA. Amazing action-oriented episode occurs.

It was all a dream
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Streaming Alien 3!
http://www.livestream.com/tesstime

And then Alien Resurrection at 10 pm EST!

Tonight is a night for tears.
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>>2590786
Got it. You're on the list.

Please wait 6-8 months for delivery.
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>>2590809
So... he's a casual crusader?
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>>2590809

Whiteknighting is easy when you're a mod. He lurks all the female drawfag threads, especially MM's.
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>>2590816
Man, Celestia WISHES she could groove like Lenny.
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>>2590597
Hopip you claim to have a vagina. Does this offend you?
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>>2590796
That explains the lack of griffon threads
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>>2590817

>on the list

Oh b-

>6-8 months

Well, hopefully my boner remembers.
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>>2590816
The movies dont interested me, but Ill be damned if im not havin fun with the DS game.

Call me when you stream Fifth Element
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>>2590825

Goddamn it 4chanx, does my shit go through or not you faggot?
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>>2590796
>the creepiest, most depressing faggot I've ever had the displeasure to be around.
Don't you mean sentenal?
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>>2590803
>a mare glimpse
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>>2590831
>All this talk of games

Will we ever shazbot together mlpg?
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>>2590515
Shipping.
specifically Twidash because that shit would be absolutely adorable.
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>>2590729
>Implying Chrysalis doesn't revel in her own depravity
>Implying she doesn't just take idle fancies to whatever captures her eye at the brief moments she ventures beyond her egg chambers
>Implying Chrysalis doesn't love you for loving her

It's all the same, in the end. Doesn't matter who's right as long as you're happy.
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>>2590832
We never did get that much art of Gustav or the toehr chefs, did we?
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>>2590835
>>2590835
>>2590835
Now THAT movie I DO have.
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>>2590833
>6-8 months

>Well, hopefully my boner remembers.

It was a joke, but given how slowly I write and I have three other fics preceding it to finish read: start it probably literally will take that long.
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>>2590850
inb4 someone calls this fag TAW
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>>2590850
>Twidash
>Not Flutterdash
DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
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>>2590860
taw pls go.
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>>2590850
I'm glad they'll never hire you.
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>>2590860
Has TAW actually left for good?
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>>2590850
>actually introducing shipping
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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>>2590669
I am not an inconsiderate pig, anon. I would never make you apart from your waifu if this makes you so sad, I would spit roast her with you anytime though.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNcrgndApLc

official footage anthrocon 2012
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>>2590861

Flutterdash is my friend-ship.
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>>2590850
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>>2590851
>Implying she'd actually be into/go through with the weird shit I'd want her to
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>>2590851
Of course it doesn't, I was just wondering. I would love to revel in her depravity.
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>>2590809

He also had a legit drinking problem and would get drunk almost every night while doing this and get in every single female artist's stream he could and absolutely flood the chat with questions.

And he liked FO:E to the point where he only wanted to talk about it all the time.

And this. God damn I felt like I needed to lay down after I realized how pathetic one person's life could be.
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>>2590865
Is disgusted Sweetie some sort of ironic joke? Because if I remember well she was the only obsessed shipper in the show.
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>>2590852
Shame really. I dug Gustav. I always conjure up this image of gustav rocketing my shit in BC2 while yelling obscenities in french.
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>>2590872
Hmmm....
Only if it was her idea.
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>>2590850
>not making an episode called "Shipping"
>not making the desciption "Twilight and Rainbow Dash learn more about each other and deepen their friendship"
>the episode is about them going on a cruise and she finds out Rainbow does a lot of nerd things in secret
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>>2590797
she's described as pre-teen on the wikipedia article
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>>2590874
some kind of joke i'm missing. raising 21k is funny...?
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>you will never program TI-84 pone nonsexually

Silly anon, my screen doesnt have that many pixels!

Um.. anon... I don't think.. m-my memory is b-big enough for th-aaaaaat!~
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>>2590897
10/10 would hire again.
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>>2590795
...Are we talking Twilight, like, Twilight Sparkle, or Bella or whatever the fuck her name is from Twilight?
If the former, what condition?
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>>2590884

I sincerely hope he wasn't serious when he typed that.
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>>2590884
Man, isn't he part of Madmax's little private circlejerk now?
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>>2590880
When you get to women as old as her, shit stops being weird and instead enters The Twilight Zone

>>2590882
would you a cougar pone
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>>2590890
Disgusted Sweetie in response to shipping came before Hearts & Hooves Day.
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when is bronycon
i want to watch on stream and live vicariously through all the bronies who have the courage to go outside and have fun among other humans
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>>2590903
>trying to fit managed assembly on a pone
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>>2590890
Disgusted Sweetie came about waaay before we even heard about the Valentine's Day episode.
Kinda makes you wonder why they made her specifically so shipping obsessed...
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>>1
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>>2590918
Well then it just moves into the realm of 'is this possible or not', which is another fairly solid hurdle.


Also, you trying to call mai mistress old? I'll bop you one, girl.
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>>2590920
No Digusted Sweetie was the only one who forced Twidash and Rarijack
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>>2
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>>2590897
Bwahahahaha!
100/10 would read again
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>>2590915

Are you kidding? That's like his exclusive circlejerk.
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>>2590847
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>>2590907
Fuck, I meant to type "Chrysalis", not Twilight.
Her condition of being an evil changeling bug queen.
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>>2590939
No I didnt I just like them but I post Sweetie anyway.
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>>2590939
Eh?
That was Sweetieanon.
And they didn't really force it, just approved of it whenever it was posted.
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>>2590921
>Other bronies
>Human

I should bring a film crew to bronycon and make a nature documentary. It'll be called Planet Nerd.
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>>2590944
they's in wuv,, boss!
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>>2590939
Wasn'y it only Twidaash?
Andway anons run with it and used it for everyship.
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Friendly reminder: Rarity "Quest" going on in http://mlpg.co/q/res/14239.html, it seems a little quiet at the moment.
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Do you guys think pone has to crawl under her fucking house and squirm through the rat piss to fix her fucking pipes?
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>>2590948
Depends on how you lean your headcanon. If it's more like the stuff in the cupidite tumblr, where she 'became' what she is, then there's room for debate. Far more likely, though, she was born and raised a naturally evil changeling broodmother, and loves that shit.
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>>2590955
heh yeah that'd be awesome
I-I'm so glad I'm not a nerd ha ha
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>>2590897
FUND IT
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>>2590972
Yeah, I like her to be evil and proud and eager to spread her evil all over me, but characters like that always end up dead...
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>>2590972
I like that tumblr's pictures but I hate that canon. Why do people feel the need to give everyone a tragic past?
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>>2590937
>Implying Chrysalis ages like your frail flesh
Now that's an insult, bringing her down on your level.
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>>2590897
read_it_and_weep_2_aquatic_boogaloo.avi
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ok QUESTERS

I'm planing on QUESTING my shit QUEST later, like in an hour and a half.

Anyone interested?
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http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/

>ASS CANCER

i can't fucking believe this. this is too funny to be true.
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>>2590995
We already had 500 helpings of "Fluttershy stops being fucking fluttershy" so might as well
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>>2591003
I will PROBABLY be able to join then.
I will DEFINITELY be able to join in 2 and 1/2 hours.
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>>2590992
I got no idea. I like it up to a point, but it faceplants pretty hard in the most recent bit of 'backstory'.

Whatever. Plenty of awesome stuff in there to offset it.
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>>2590897
>Twilight finds out Rainbow loves old superhero comics and cartoons
>she joins her in watching them and reading them
Hnnnggg...
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>>2591009
Hilarious.
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>>2591009
>Thanks to Dota 2 actually being a good game

Stopped reading
Closed the tab
Called the cops
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>>2591009
i don't feel like going there and being exposed to faggot radiation, nutshell it for me
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>>2591009
>and 950$ (yes, 950$) worth of Skins

He really is an insufferable retard.
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>>2591015
I've got to admit, I think Chrysalis is the most overtly sexy character to have appeared in the show.
Just my opinion.
I still love my pony more.
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>>2591014
Sure thing, always kind late anon. We'll do it, one way or another.

not satisfied for how long this thing has gone on for, but if things work out we should be able to finish it all in a week or two
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>>2591037
That's cool. I agree on that first bit.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGuJDfJSUec&feature=player_detailpage#t=455s
What did she ORIGINALLY say?
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>>2591030
and my friends all laughed at me for refusing to play that shit "LOL MAN ITS FREE U DUMB"
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>>2591037
>Chrysalis is the most overtly sexy character to have appeared in the show.
Swedish Spitfire would like a word with you
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Which pony likes sadomasochism the most?
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>>2590972
I had written a >feeltext about her being tragical due to her nature AND nurture and a single anon shed a tear but I don't think it was good enough for anyone to screencap it.
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>>2591040
Oh, wow.
Hopefully everything turns out okay.
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>>2591015
but why is she so perfect
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>>2591025
He's selling his LoL account after investing a lot of money into it, to raise money to deal with a possible cancer.
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>>2591009

I feel like I get even more retarded just seeing people link to his tumblr.
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>>2591052
Scootaloo.
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>>2591051
>Spitfire
>Competition for Chrysalis

You must be confused.
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>>2591053
I once wrote a fell about becoming stonerbuddies with twilight but then her friends stage an intervention and she cuts you out of her life

somehow it struck a chord
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>>2591016
>they secretly dress up as their favorite hero and play pretend outside like they are kids
>The CMC see them and CUTIE MARK HERO UNMASKERS YAY
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>>2590992
Because generally evil just for the lulz is unrealistic.
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>>2591052
I think Rarity likes to inflict pain the most and Dash likes to receive pain the most.
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>>2591063
You got me, spark. She just is.
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>>2591009
>being depressed about the possibility of death
what a fucking faggot
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>>2591050

It IS free. Buying skins is fucking stupid. But the game is still bad.
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>>2591009
>lil miss jay has cancer
>kitty0706 has leukemia
everyone that pisses me off is dying!
I SHOULDN'T BE SO HAPPY ABOUT THIS!
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>>2591048
>>2591048
>>2591048
>>2591048
>>2591048
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>>2591078
No, there are plenty of people that are simply evil. It happens all the time. It's completely realistic.
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>>2591070
That sounds really sad.
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>>2591054
Yeah my pacing and such has been terrible. But I like to think of this as a starter, like how drawfags have their circles. Hopefully my next quest (if there is one) will be much more fleshed out and concise
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>>2588484
I had an epiphany today.
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>>2591098
Why do you think that anon?
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>>2591089
How is anyone supposed to know?
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>>2591009
Huh.

You'd think a guy like that would be on the ball about getting regular prostate exams.
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>>2591086
>kitty0706 pisses you off

Me and you.

Throw down.

Right now.
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Streaming, had to repost this fucking link because the server thought it was Spam.

http://www.livestream.com/odysseymusic
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Attention artfags

http://www.awn.com/articles/technology/wacom-24hd-drawing-tablet-review


Fucking Unf...


That is all
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>>2591105
I don't get it. Do they both play Tribes and PHN likes playing HoF while Leth is a capper?
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>>2591096
Well, I've got to say, it's been really fun.
I haven't missed a session since we first saw the giant spider although I've been late to about half of them, and fell asleep early during a few and it's been very enjoyable all along.
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>>2591109
But Eurobeat is spam


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'm joshing you Eurobro
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>>2591106

Doesn't anal sex/toying significantly increase your risk of cancer in there?

Pretty sure this is self-inflicted.
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>>2591109
>The books that fell are all related to APPLES?!
Okay, I admit, I laughed like a madman.
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>>2591119
Leth is an okay capper, phn seems to like standing on flags
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>>2591121
klondike did you draw anything lately
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>I’m hoping for the best, and I’m praying a lot even though I’m agnostic.

Anger.

That's what I feel.

Not like the type that makes you rage and rant.

But the slow type.

That starts as a mere ember in your soul

And slowly burns away everything.
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>>2591086
No, you really shouldn't.
Wishing actual real-world death on people you internet-dislike is proof that you have trouble reconciling the internet with your real life and as a result are an emotionally petty person.
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>>2591105
PHN pls go to gen room
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>>2591130
I drew Lyra acting like BonBon but I don't have it and I didn't like it. I'm probably gonna redaw it

I also have the Fido in a maid costume I have to do
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>>2591124
Yes, and having orgasms increases your risk of prostate and breast cancer. You really should try to avoid sex, it's unhealthy.
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>>2591120
Well I'm happy people are enjoying it.

But I feel that it can be a lot better
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>>2591112
Neat.

But how much does it cost?
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>>2591112
Pfff like I have the money for something good.

I'll stick to my Wacom P+T, thanks.
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>>2591132
>I'm SO MAD this guy who fears for his life is having an existential crisis.
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>>2591132
Get help, anon.
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>>2590896
>implying you would not go into a pounding frenzy when she takes my piece into her mouth and tries to beg for your approval with her huge blue eyes and a concerned look,
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>>2591143
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>>2591129

What's PHN's name?
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>>2591148
I thought having regular orgasms DECREASED your risk of prostate cancer.
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>>2591147
It's going to be the least sexy thing in the world, isn't it?
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>>2591080
>Chrysalis will never do everything you want her to do
>You'll never realize you lost your own free will long ago, now just happy to be used for whatever she desires

A man can dream.
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>>2591112
why do you temp me with things i cant afford.
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>>2591169
....it's PHN. Duh.
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>>2591170
>thatsthejoke.png
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>>2591170

Everything decreases and increases your risk of cancer simultaneously according to science
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0-4 Stalker
5-9 TF2
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>>2591155
probably more then Cintiq. The price on this would be a heartbreaker. I didn't look it up
.>>2591172
Hey have a little faith, Lyra may not be the prettiest pone but she can alway- OH WAIT YOU MEANT FIDO
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[DOKE DOKE DOKE]
Stop being faggots.
If you are feeling guilty, get out of the way.
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>>2591178
>larvae
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>>2591186
Walp. Maybe I should've checked before I asked.
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Fucking wow
I know we joke about rape and shit, or rather we used to back in the day, but good lord one of my best friends almost got raped by a taxi driver whilst plastered. It's 4am and I've been dealing with her, the police and all sorts

I feel bad about all those jokes you guys. This is shit
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>>2591178
Yes. The best mindbreak is imperceptible.
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>>2591112
>tfw fuckley has one of these and uses them to draw his "ctrl + v " facial expression comics
ugh
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>>2591197
nice.
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>>2591205
>rape is only funny when it happens to people we don't know
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>>2591195
So I take it that's a 'yes'.
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>>2591205
Murder isn't pretty, either, anon, nor is dying in a fire or getting dunked.

But we joke about all these things.
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>>2591165
butts
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>>2591091
Name one.

Must point out that neither Osama or Hitler realised they were doing evil for shit and giggles. They both convinved themselves it was for the greater good.
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>>2591205

Rape jokes aren't the same as actual rape.
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>>2591205
It's a shame that it took a real life experience for you to realize this.
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>>2591212
>fuckley
>Not B^U
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>>2591205
The good news is most taxi services keep a specific track on each of their cabs, so even if you don't know the driver or the cab number, they can probably find out who it was, and with any luck the guy will end up behind bars where he belongs.
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>>2591197

Could someone slow this gif down a bit? Maybe to the actual walking speed they use in the show?
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>>2591205

I personally didn't ever find it that funny
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>>2591186
>player PHN not found
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>>2591217
Nanaki might find it fappable
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>>2591107
>puts his shitty art in his gmod videos
>puts his "HURR DUR PONIES AR GAY THEY GET KILLD" in his video
come at me,
hand to hand combat,
the roof.
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>>2591197
where's the MLPG version
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>>2591112
I got to use one of those for a little bit at GDC. So fucking nice. I've been having withdrawals ever since.

>>2591155
$2500
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>>2591219

Getting dunked is pretty fucking funny though.
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>>2591222
Ross
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>>2591195
it costs 2750 usd
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>playing dwarf fortress after being off it for months
>play a game in a evil biome
>forgot the muscle shells turn to undead

Fuck shit why do I play this game drunk I'm an idiot
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>>2591222
On the other hand, people like Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein, John Wayne Gacy and so on.
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>>2591219
>getting dunked
Downright traumatizing.
[1]
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>>2591219
>Comparing rape to getting dunked.
That is extremely offensive.
I was dunked as a child and I still have nightmares.
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>>2591070
I remember this. I wish I had screencapped.
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>>2591205
I don't.
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>>2591244
He's got you there.
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>>2591242
LK...you're like some fancy super popular artis where you are from aren't you? You shrugged off getting an art grant like it was nothing. Shit a- THAT MUCH?! SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
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>>2591219
>getting dunked.
Yeah I remember when my shit particularly dunked in Quake a few years back

How traumatising, I'd much rather have been raped
You're silly anon
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>>2591256
>winston wrote it
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>>2591211
>>2591178
There's no reason any of us should want to do what we want to do with bugpone. There's no reason any of us should WANT bugpone.
It's already happened. She's already laid the groundwork, and is just waiting to spring eternal servitude on willing anons.
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http://www.livestream.com/odysseymusic

EuroBeat streaming work on Love is In Bloom.
Come give it a listen.
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>tfw im reading the general again instead of arting
ARGH GOD DAMN IT
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>>2591169
PHNkytown
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embrace the pink
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>>2591003
Awesome, I'm ready!

>>2591040
Cool!
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>>2591205

>almost got raped

So what did he do? Try to help her to her door or something?
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>>2591205
I propose that from here on out, we never make any more rape, murder, maiming, injury, humiliation, anger or sex related "jokes." They just aren't funny and don't belong in these threads.
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>>2591205
>bawwwing over some "almost raped" friend of his instead of never being with his waifu
You're such a softie.
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>>2591222
>greater good
Eh, plenty of history's worst criminals were convinced that what they did was morally correct, but more often they were convinced that morality and ethics and justice didn't really exist. Hitler didn't believe in any sense of universal justice -- justice was what you made, and his focus was on making "Germany" racially pure and great. Or you'll have guys like Kissinger and Nixon who just believed all of that "justice" shit was for the birds, and the "right" thing to do was whatever benefited you most.

"I am evil and I love it" happens, but it's confined to the insane.
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Oh fuck no
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>>2591243
It's always funny until you're the one getting dunked. Shitpost for a week or so. You'll find out the hard way what it's like.
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>>2591286
Probably accidentaly touched her while he was not wearing deodorant. You know how nasty cab-drivers can become during summer.
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>>2591268
Oh, jesus, you're right. She's evil and wants to enslave the pones we love and she's basically a monster? Why else do we want to love and cuddle her and let her control our minds and corrupt us?
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>>2591268
Better men than you gave everything to make sure you never lived to see yourselves in chains.

Bugfags are a disgrace.
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>>2591271
He also needs help on getting a tally for whether he should include vocals in the track.
So come on in and vote!
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>>2591242
LK how do I join the MLPG server on shazobt?
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>>2591300

But I've been shitposting for over a year...
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>>2591229
Unfortunately, what I was working with wasn't the best quality, so slowing it down just makes it even more jerky. Jerky+fast was at least funny-looking, I thought.

I thought about making my own gif from the show, but that has the credits over it.

>>2591240
I thought, what with the TWILY at the bottom, it was plenty MLPG-eriffic.
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>>2591281
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>>2591303
Probably.

Men are such disgusting pigs after all.
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>>2591319
Casual.
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>>2591300
No one should find out the hard way.
Positive reinforcement is the way to go.
Be a good poster and you'll have a slutty reward.
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>>2591307
>He still doesn't like bugpone

hey does this smell like chloroform to you
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>>2591263
Haha, I wish. It wasn't an art grant, though, just a random normal one.
And yeah, shit's expensive, but so fucking nice.

>>2591317
Filter by name for 'rope,' and cheeselegs is the password, all lower case. Has anyone been playing on it at all? I haven't really gone fast for a week now.
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>>2591284
Are we talking about Cheerille or Pinkie Pa?
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>>2591268
I almost lost two incisors by my boner.
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>>2591317
Info is on the googledoc.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wzmkdhSz6bjdYVP_NOCj7D5yoY2QE9yHKECup4iZ6Lo/edit?pli=1
Nobody is ever on when I want to play ;_;
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>>2591307
Their chains were never made from the ooze of beautiful, slender insect queen.
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>>2591342
Oh hey, pass that over here. I was working with some of that shit the other day, and should be able to identifffuuuuuu-
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[Ha]
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>>2591288
>>2591256
>>2591303
>>2591286
NOT FUCKING FUNNY, YOU INSENSITIVE CUNT. GOD. WHY DON'T YOU HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO'VE SUFFERED SERIOUS, TRAUMATIC CRIMES, THE SORT THAT PERMANENTLY SCAR A PERSON? PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE. FUCKING THINK ABOUT THAT FOR A SECOND. I HOPE YOU DIE HORRIBLY FOR BEING PART OF THE PROBLEM, YOU COMPLICIT BASTARD. WHY SHOULD THESE PEOPLE HAVE TO SUFFER WHILE FUCKSTICKS LIKE YOU CAN SIT BEHIND YOUR COMPUTERS, FINGERS COVERED IN CHEETO DUST, SCRATCHING YOUR FILTHY, GRIMY, SWEATY CROTCH AND HAMMERING AWAY AT THE KEYBOARD WITH MEATY, LIMP FISTS, MAKING YOUR CARELESS AND CALLOUS COMMENTS WITH ABSOLUTELY NO REGARD FOR THE PEOPLE YOU MOCK? PRISON IS MORE THAN YOU DESERVE. A SLOW, PAINFUL, GORY DEATH IS ABOVE YOU. YOUR SORT OF FILTH IS BEYOND REDEMPTION, BEYOND SALVATION. EVEN HIS GREAT MAJESTY JESUS CHRIST WOULD CONDEMN YOU TO THE PITS OF HELL. THERE ARE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW STRONGLY YOU EMBODY THE CONCEPT OF HUMAN DETRITUS. WHEN YOU'RE GETTING RAPED BY A BIG FUCKING BLACK MAN WITH A TWELVE INCH DICK BEHIND THE MCDONALD'S YOU'RE PROUD OF PULLING THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT ON A WEDNESDAY, DESPERATELY WISHING FOR RESPITE AS THE TEARS STREAM DOWN YOUR FACE, I HOPE YOU THINK BACK ON THE MOMENT YOU MADE FUN OF A RAPE VICTIM AND REGRET EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF YOUR WASTED AND PATHETIC LIFE.
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>>2591350
Oh, god...
She really is beautiful.
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>>2591362
Is this a pasta?
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>>2591344
I went in once or twice, but no one was ever in there. when does the server ussualy see some activity?
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>>2591306
Yeah.

At least we're all still joking about the 'love battery' thing, right?

...
Right?
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>>2591325
Its so hard to say goodbye to those you love. I feel like Batman some times.
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>>2591346
cheerilee is purple you pleb
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>>2591362
Meh.

There's no gorilla warfare.
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>>2591362
is this copypasta?

I can't tell, I've never seen it before.
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>>2591372
i think so
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>>2591378
>love battery
>battery

We're already slaves of chrysalis

this is all a computer simulation to keep us unaware

we're in the matrix
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>>2591360
heh.
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Anyone wanna shoot some spinfusors while we wait for Rarity quest updates? I'm on the server.
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>>2591362

What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.
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>>2591136
it's not even that, i wouldn't wish death on anyone.
its the small joy of maybe never having to hear about them again, but death isn't worth my sanity, i'm just being dumb.
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>>2591374
I'm really not sure. I haven't played for a good few days, so I don't know if it gets used at all. We really need to hammer out when is a good time to get some fast going for everyone.
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>>2591378
I am comfortable in whatever position my queen wishes for me.
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I modify my "writing style" and vocabulary all the time in hopes that I will stay completely anonymous.
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>>2591360
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>>2591395
>anon jolts awake inside the belly of a changeling drone
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>>2591410
I do that sometimes too
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>>2591410
leth stop shitposting
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>>2591410

Who the fuck cares.
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>>2591286
He apparently parked the taxi and basically held her down whilst trying to fingerbang her
Some guys walking past saw it and essentially rescued her
Pretty fucking nutty, she was drunk as shit.


Sorry for nopone
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>>2591408
Even if it's 'balled up inside her'?
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>>2591395
That's right.
The posters who dislike Chrysalis are just more resistant to the conditioning. But all will fall eventually.
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>>2591303
>>2591328
sure is /r/mensrights in here
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>>2591417
>go back to sleep
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>>2591371
She is, isn't she?

Those slick curves. Beautiful armoured plates. Fluorescent egg sac. The face of a goddess.

>>2591378
Don't you just want to sit back and

enjoy her?
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Inks Inks Inks
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>>2591410
>implying half of us don't essentially have any number of 'characters' we play while posting
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>>2591112
If I get through my first year of art school (and possibly get accepted to somewhere better after) I will get this as a present for myself.
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>>2591427
Sounds comfy and warm and slimy. I'm up for it.
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>>2591441
Are you going to color it?
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>>2591410
I know no one cares enough to track any of my characteristics, even if I cared to hide them, though they could probably do so easily if they wanted.
I tend to forget to use question marks.
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>>2591451
Yeah.
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>>2591442
I am bugsanon, but no one must know who I really am
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>>2591362

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret
raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just
another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away
with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced
right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere,
anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the
entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you
could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't,
you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>2591455
How the hell does anyone forget to use question marks.
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>>2591460
>tfw you know
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>>2591446
but bugpone is tangentially related to all that shit
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>>2591342
>you girlfriend will never concent to pretend realistic rape
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>>2591460
I wish you'd cut that out. It gets obnoxious after a fashion.
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>>2591439
I mean, those shouldn't be "attractive" features. They shouldn't be appealing to a human. But they absolutely are.
>>2591446
Good. Twifags never deserved that rap. I don't even like Twilight, and I can see that.
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>>2591446
I would think Twilight would have better things to do with her time
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OKAY FAGGOTS QUESTION TIME
Think of your waifu
Done?

Chrysalis has captured all the mane cast and are holding them prisoners.
You have to choose: Your waifu or the other five.
The one/s you choose get/s released whle the other/s die
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>>2591362
The funniest part is that there are people that actually mean it.
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#1 - Super Mario Bros.
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>>2591466
>implying you know
But I'm so silent
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>>2591439
>>2591427
>>2591417
>>2591408
>>2591438
>>2591434
>>2591448
I bow only to the Cube.

Send your drones. They will find no easy victory here. The blood of your queen will make a perfect offering.
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>>2591483
>tfw I don't waifu, I just have a favorite horse

what now faggot
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>>2591471
I find the dick-bugsanon far worse

It's funny that he spawned that
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>>2591486
In what context?
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>>2591489
>implying I don't
insert identity-revealing joke here
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>>2591503
I thought you went to sleep, stop stalking me
Besides those jokes are just top notch
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>>2591483
No matter who we choose, the end result is the same in that we will never have our waifu. If we save her over the others, she would hate us for what we had done. If we save the others over her, she'd be dead. It's a lose-lose for us. Logically one would save the other five, but what guarantee is there that they aren't changelings? What guarantee is there that your waifu isn't a changeling and the main six are already dead?
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>>2591486
Are you kidding?
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>>2591495
Favorite horse or the other five.
Or you know...don't participate?
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>>2591480
Xenophilia, motherfucker.

Ever since the dawn of time, Man has looked upon the stars and said; "I'm going to fuck whatever's out there."
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>>2591520
is there porn of the monsters from Amnesia?
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>>2591425
>she was drunk as shit.
Half her fault then.

If you don't have self-respect then you deserve to be raped.
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>>2591483
>Pinkie
Fuck, that's a tough decision. Objectively, 5 lives>1 life. But objectivity escapes me when it comes to the pink one.
I'm just imagining.picking the five and seeing Pinkie tearfully accept her fate and it breaks my heart.
Then, I imagine picking Pinkie and her living with guilt and that sickens me too.
I guess I'd pick the five, but I'd rather die in place of the ponies.
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>>2591525
Probably.
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>>2591516
No tricks. No changelings no nothing.
Also the survivors will never know who made the choice.
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>>2591520
Xenophobia, motherfucker.

Ever since the dawn of time, Man has looked upon the stars and said; "I'm going to purge whatever's out there."
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>>2591520
good old humans and their desire to put their dick in it, no matter what "it" is
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>>2591520
Humanity is so inspiring, sometimes.
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I would a big sexy curvy blue swamp thing
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>>2591529
>she was drunk
>she was asking for it
>half her fault

So, if you, and you alone get drunk, whatever happens to you is halfly your fault?
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>>2591547
>not putting your dick in it
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>>2591558
GG pls ____go
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>>2591460
You don't sound pretensiously verbose enough or gagged with a penis.
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these are small ponies

they are cute
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>>2591541
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>>2591562
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>>2591538
My own guilt would be evidence enough. Though it would probably kill me to do so, I'd save the other five over her. Honesty is a quality that is more easily found than the other five. Though whether or not they'd be able to become friends as swiftly is another matter entirely.
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And the Murder Cube spake, saying "Go ye vicious Men, and wreck havoc upon all the Nations, leave none unscathed by your wrath."

Death to the False Queen
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>>2591579
>>2591575
the fuck
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>>2591573
I'm looking for the cute one but it doesn't seem to be in that picture.
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>>2591562
>>2591579
bingo
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>>2591575
>>2591579
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>>2591575
>>2591579
pinkie why
why pinkie
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>>2591583
You are blind anon.
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>>2591448
And it would be. Being swaddled in your queen's thick ooze, squeezed from all sides would be quite an experience. But you know that sort of thing can't last forever.
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>>2591575
>>2591579
GODDOMMOT POULTRON
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>>2591573
>ponies
>cute
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>>2591575
>>2591579

Well, looks like I don't have much of a choice now.
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>>2591592
What kind of a resolution is that?
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>>2591573
They'd be cuter STUCK IN A BIG COCOON FULL OF CORRUPTING SLIME AND MIND CONTROLLED INTO LOVING THE QUEEN AND SLOWLY DEVELOPING BLACK EXOSKELETONS AND OH GOD PLEASE KILL ME I'M TOO FAR GONE
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>>2591609
Minecraft tier.
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>>2591544
That picture would be better if her folds weren't hotrod red
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>>2591602

>implying otherwise
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>>2591618
fuck, now you got me wanting to play Beyond Good and Evil
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>>2591580
True.
There's no winning move whatever happens.
I still can't decide to be honest.
I love bluish grey horse and if I was made to chose I would need a lot of time.
In the end I'll probably chose the other five but still...not fair man
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>>2591624

Jesus christ I think I just contracted autism.
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>>2591541
Go back to /tg/, Fuklaw. You're like, SO 2008.
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>>2591595
Well, nothing lasts forever. I'm sure we could move onto something else fun.
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>>2591638
>Implying you were not an aucoustic before
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>>2591595
The Murder Cube is transcendent. It always has been, and always will be. It cannot be destroyed. It is more than just a cube of murder, it is an idea. It is the kernel of hatred that resides in the heart of every man, begging for sustenance, blossoming into a beautiful masterpiece of violence as it is watered with bloodshed. Any who doubt mankind's proclivity for violence need only look slightly beneath the surface, beneath the veneer of civility we so desperately cling to, to see the truth; it is there that the Murder Cube resides.

Your Father is calling to you. Why do you forsake him so? Go to arms, child, and face your destiny.
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>>2591631
>implying ponies are cute and not horrific
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>>2591559
>if you, and you alone get drunk, whatever happens to you is halfly your fault?
Depends. If you trip while drunk and break your head it's all your fault then. It needs two to tango and by tango I mean >rape.
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>>2591640
>Foreskin gets pinched between two plates
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>>2591520
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>>2591631
Ponies are ugly creatures prove me wrong.
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>Update Firefox to 13
>smooth scrolling enabled by default
>Alt+Click to save doesn't work
FUCKING MOZILLA FOUNDATION

search browser.altclicksave in about:config and set it to true
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>>2591575
>>2591579
oh wow!
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>>2591529
She's first year uni on a night out, she's going to be drinking
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>>2591631
the only thing cute about ponies is mother daughter relationships like the one the cross-eyed pony has with her little unicorn
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>>2591653
Joke's on you: I'm circumcised.

What now, uncutfags?
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I drew you pon

Pls pat my butt
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>>2591651
>>2591664
>ponies not cute

I bet you hate fun
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>>2591667
Ah, thank you.
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>>2591681
>Joke's on you: I'm circumcised.
But Anon, that means the joke's on you!
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>>2591681
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>>2591618
>He doesn't openly want to drag all the colourful pones, kicking and screaming to the oviposition chamber to be filled to the brim with fresh eggs
>He doesn't want to dunk the stallions in festering vats of mutagenic ichor
Do you even bugs
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>>2591541
Why must purging and raping be mutually exclusive?

Don't you want to honor the military culture of our ancestors?
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>>2591683
One day we will meet Gaben Sweetie I swear this.
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>>2591641
True, but you know every moment from then on, you'd long to be a part of her again.
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>>2591664
I can't, ponies are ugly, but colorful magical marshmellow ponies are 1/3 ass and as such desireable.
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Suddenly, cute BG ponies.

Hope we get to see some new ones next season.
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>>2591707
You win this time anon.
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>>2591648
>murdurcubebros in MLPG

AVE NEX ALEA
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>>2591699
>he doesn't want to get dunked in mutagenic ichor or/and stuffed full of changeling eggs

I don't know if we can be friends
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>going offline again
I'm sorry I'm not entertaining enough, or were you 2scared? Casual babby


>>2591699
That sounds like something I wouldn't want to do at all!
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>>2591703
The filename's actually kinda unrelated, I couldn't come up with anything that was both silly and relevant (other than something that would have killed the joke).

See cause she's dreaming of Rufus
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>>2591699
Praise to you. Oh Murdercube.

May your light. Shine down. On the souls. Of the brave soldiers. Who gave their lives. In service to your will.

Onward. Warriors. Of the Murdercube.

Bring death. To those. Who spurn the holy power. Of the Murdercube.
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>>2591707
Even if ponies were just a head and four legs, they'd still be super cute
>>
>Trying to google for Nanaki's thunderlane fic
>can't find shit

Incidentally, I did find out that he wrote Thomas the Tank Engine fanfiction.
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>>2591730
>rufus
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>>2591720
I'll pass on the eggs
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>>2591734
Where is the Murdercube?

I wish to pay my respects, as one would with Mecca.
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>>2591738
>Nanaki
>Finishing Trixie's Minions chapter 2
It's been a year Anon, let it go.
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>>2591751
>>2591751
>>2591751
Austria. A fitting resting place if there ever was one.
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>>2591734
are you william shatner
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>>2591679

Dinky anon, you haunt me like some wretched spirit!
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Pick one >>2588536
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>>2591756
Nigger said it was done four days ago.
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>>2591760
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>>2591745
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>>2591768
Ar-Are those girls bronies?
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>>2591771
shit nigga thats kawaii
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>>2591768
Oh my
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>>2591785
Is this a reference to something?
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>>2591747
But they're so good, anon. You haven't lived until you've carried a clutch of her spawn to term. Feeling them finally start to writhe around after having been still for days is like having a little piece of heaven inside you.

Not to mention how pleased she looks upon delivery. You'll never see her so happy with you.
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>>2591648
The Gunfather is and always will be. At its core is the very nature of man; Hate and Anger. If one were to peel back the weapons which makes up its outer shell, one would take a trip through history itself, for underneath an outer shell of RPG tubes, FALs, SKS carbines and AK-47-pattern rifles, lay single-shot and repeating carbines of yesteryear, which lay atop muskets once used by massive formations of men in unfailing ranks, under which lies a layer of ancient swords, pikes, knives, stone, and finally, the very heart of mankind itself.

Saluto Nex Alea.
War is the way of man.
Man is the means of war.
Murder Cube allows us war.
Our worship is our readiness.
Ave Nex Alea.
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>>2591720
>Implying the whole shebang with forcefully impregnating and corrupting pones isn't just something you do on the side
>Implying you didn't go through the whole process at first yourself to begin with
>Implying you don't enjoy your days off either pleasing your queen, foraging for more materials for the hive or being a bloated, content wreck, filled so completely your carapace creaks from the pressure of fresh eggs beneath them
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>>2591805
A German comic, if I'm not mistaken, had Sweetie say "That's so rufus" or something similar
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>>2591805
Yes but I don't have the precise image.
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>>2591768
This can't be real
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>>2591759

Our glorious guns, whose call for blood we heed!
We ask thee divine unholy cube, how shall we quench their thirst?
Give us thine blessing for murder, for blood, for glory, so that you may feast upon the souls of whom we slaughter!
We pray for your brilliance in the art of murder
We pray for your delicious cosmoline
We pray for more hullow boolets
We pray for the death of tacticool
You, almighty murder cube, always was and always shall be! inspire us and we us provide you with the feast of death!
SALUTO NEX ALEA!
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>>2591833
I dunno. They still have the one fedora
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>>2591817
>implying bugpone is even an ant against the holy Gunfather


The prophet stood and called it forth.
And he spoke, "all here, witness your master and serve"
And a star fell from heaven, a cube of blinding atomic fire.
As I stood with the others before it, the fire began to shrink away and and a cube within a cube became visible.

Beneath the aura of atomic fire as a layer of rifles, rockets, and bombs; beneath the rifles, rockets, and bombs was a layer of swords, pikes, and arrows; beneath the swords, pikes, and arrows was a layer of bones, wood, and sharpened rocks; beneath the bones, wood, and sharpened rocks was a layer of mangled flesh, hate, and discontent; at the core was a formless core of pure aggression, greed, and will to survive.

The prophet turned and spoke, "and now you see, the cube is inescapable.
For my disciples, you are the cube, it is the physical embodiment of everything you have been, are, and ever will be."

AVE NEX ALEA
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>>2591833
All the polish people I know are mean spirited ugly cunts
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preloaders done, back to refinement.
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I'm scared of moving to a new thread
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>>2591817
>that text with that pic

Whatever fortunate stallion delivered his seed will never know me, and my mother has no room in her heart for anyone, yet I am content.

I love her. I serve her. That is all that matters.
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>>2591865
We've still got 10 pictures to go, it'll go painlessly.
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>>2591864
>Maybe wher you're older
TWILY
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>>2591847
I believe it should be 'always were', if one is praying directly to the murdercube.
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If Twilight forces you to make love with Smartypants through her love charm, would you be able to say you were true to your favorite pone?
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>>2591864
>commistioned

Come on now, guy
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>>2591864
>commistioned
Tiara, why.
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>>2591864
>twily
go threesome
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>>2591864
>Wan't
Ya goofed
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>>2591768
Man, they aren't over doing their liking to the show, just a simple sign and that one guy at the left. No cosplay, no poses, nothing awkward about it. Even the fedora isn't repulsive.

Why can't American meet ups be more like this?
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>>2591881
>door slam
also fixed misspelling
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>>2591866

Our MURDERCUBE, who art intangible,
hollow-pointed be your name.
Thy kingdom come,
Thine will be Gun,
on earth, as it is in /k/
Give us this day our daily Nugget,
and forgive us our 9mm vs .45 threads,
as we also have forgiven our Nogunz brethren.
And lead us not into Taurus,
but deliver us from Kimber.
For thine is the 'PING!'-gun,
The Mauser,
and the Glory
Forever, and ever
Amen

Praise be to the trinity,
MURDERCUBE the Nugget
MURDERCUBE the Obrez,
And MURDERCUBE the holy 7.62r
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>>2591890
If you are raped, are you still true to your spouse?
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>>2591904
>wan't
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>>2591904
and even more spelling fixes. see this iswhat happens when im sleep deprived.
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>>2591882
It is said that man cannot survive direct contact with the Mudercube itself.

However, men speak in hushed tones of two that may have done so and survived.

Their names were John Moses Browning and Mikhail Kalashnikov.
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>>2591908
If you're a basic mushroom, are you still delicious and free?
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>>2591908
The love charm makes you want it more than anything.
Its not direct rape.
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>>2591906
Our queen, who is quite tangible, I assure you, requires no prayer. Only dedication and servitude.
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I can't do it anymore
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>>2591855
Is this the new "spes smehren purge dese heretiks LLOL XD we r leejun"?

/tg/ pls go
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>>2591930
It'd still hold up in a court of Equestrian law.

Were it not for Twily being Celestia's pet. She could get away with murder if she learned a lesson from it.
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>>2591933
Wait! There are still so many [games] to play!
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>>2591931
Onward, warriors of the Cube. Avenge your fallen brothers. Blessed, as they are in their eternal union with the Cube. Bring death to those who spurn the holy power of the Cube.
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>>2591933
If Lyra is using her magic to hold the gun, how is she typing?
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>>2591936
actually it's /k/.
Some hipster in Canada made a massive GUNS R BAD MKAY thing out of old guns and instead of weeping, /k/ started worshipping it.
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>>2591947
>e3
>expecting the last guarding to finally show
>no last guardian
SONYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>2591936
>/tg/
>implying its not /k/

do you even PING
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>>2591958
>Expecting anything from Sony.
HAH
My ps3 still weeps.
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>>2591958
>expecting anything out of e3

You done goofed
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>>2591952
Exactly. She knows she'll never be able to type with fingers like a real human.

Why do you think she's got a gun to her head?
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>>2591952
Maybe she was using her magic, then saw something and pulled out the gun.

Don't worry, it only fires confetti.
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>>2591966
No. Explain PING to me.
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>>2591952
Unicorns can hold multiple things with their magic.
Or hands
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>>2591933
wait

she's holding her own gun to her head?

I thought someone else was

and like
she's like

being forced to keep typing or something
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I bet the faggot Murdercube doesn't even have a H&KG11

It's just a pretender, really.
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>>2591980
M1 Garand. It goes PING.
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NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>2591973
why do you have a name
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>Nex Alea we adore thee!
Target spotted!
>Fire Mission!
We bring you praise!
>Fire Mission!
We worship through our deeds!
>Target- Un-escorted infantry!
Burnt offerings on high!
>Five-Three-One,Three-Sixteen!
Man kills man in supplication!
>Elevation Fifty!
They walk in your service, oh Nex Alea!
>Splash In Five!
A sacrament of blood!
>Destroy the target!
Your most devoted servants!
>Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, Over!

*Phoomp*
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>>2591947
http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=BngxKer9ROc
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>>2591994
Welp, bad time to post it, I'll post it next thread.
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>>2591987
Look at her horn anon, it's glowing yellow.

I think the being held hostage by the marker picture is an edit of that one.
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>>2591999

Never, horse is over you are free!
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>>2591996
i love you tex
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>tfw /v/ is doing a EE&E TF2 mod just when I uninstalled it since it runs like piss in my laptop
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>>2592002
why do you care

why don't you care anyone else has a name

explain your deep feelings on this pressing issue anon
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>>2591989
>doesn't have a g11
>Like 100 of them were ever made
Glory be to the murdercube but some things just aren't possible
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>>2592015
REALLY?
Has anyone realized how one has to close MLPG if one wants to do something FOR MLPG?
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>>2592024
They've been 'doing' that mod forever. It's never happening, don't worry.
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What's up, my /b/ron/co/s?
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>>2592035
It's starting back up again.
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>>2592024
>EE&E
wot m8
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>>2592038
nm
/)
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>>2592038
fuck off.
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>>2592047
DORKS.png
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>>2592045
And it'll wind back down exactly as finished as it was last time.
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>>2592052
(\

>>2592053
Ohoho, someone's forgotten our past.
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>>2592032
I dunno. I just leave it running while I do my crappy scribbles.
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>>2592029
it has three.
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>>2592071
Nobody ever had // around b.
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>>2592029
Pfft. Get owned, cubefags. Do you even have a Mk3A1? FUCKING THOUGHT SO.
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>>2592062
I don't know, they're actually doing some progress with it this time.

>>>/v/143420775
>>
WHERE IS THE NEW
>
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>>2592021
>>2592021
>>2592021
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Funfact: When you are asked to 'brohoof' somone, take notice of how your hand will be clenched into a fist for the process. Take this opportunity to break the offender's nose instead of bumping his meaty hand.
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>>2592021
>>2592021
>>2592021
Made a thread. MLP General subject line died in the process of reposting because of the filter. My apologies.
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>>2592078
[citation needed]

Cubefags confirmed for strawmen
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>>2592071
>Implying we came from /b/
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>>2592087
The Cube has all guns, for all guns come from the Cube.

there are no great inventors, only those deemed worthy.

There are no great strides or innovations, only Great Enlightnements.

All come from the Cube. All are the Cube.

tl'dr yes we have a Mk3A1 faggot
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>>2592071

>forgotten our past

fuck off back to the /b/reads
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>>2592177
>>2592140
>not knowing about /b/ron/co/s
Come on man. It was a retarded idea but still.
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>>2592157
Hows this?
(this is my first time please hold me)
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>>2592205
Well, we already have a thread up. So... Not very good.
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>>2592205
I tried it once.
Ded after 30 posts.
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>>2592205
Hold on to that thought!

We can still use it later.
>>
Last time on Driving Around, Do Nothing Quest

>Fell down a hole
>Landed in the complete darkness in deep water
>Swam around until found a light
>Turns out to be some kind of off road buggy's head lights, on dry ground
>Tried to flip it, too weak, so it took many attempts
>A little screen on the dash board showed some kind of radar. Followed the blip on the screen
>Oh no a giant worm!
>Raced away into a dead ended cave
>Found Rarity!
>Found another giant monster!
>Somehow got the two monsters to fight each other
>Raced out he cave between their fighting, but got side swiped.
>Sent spining. Grninded to a hault a while away.

You are Rusty Shackleford, a human who has found himself lost in Equestria with no memory.

Currently, you are somewhere underground with Rarity. A few dozen meters up the slope of the tunnel are a pair of giant subterranean beasts fighting each other noisily. You and the white unicorn are standing next to the remains of the vehicle you found. Rarity is hold hind her head, someone hurt from the crash.

"Oww, ow," she whines some, touching her horn. The tip of it has been ground down to a blunt end. "Ow. Is it ok? How does it look?"

What do you do?
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>>2592633
File it down further and cast a horn lengthening spell with the alicorn dust as a reagent. That should fix it.

I have no idea what this quest is or what's happened or why or who or oh god I can't quest
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>>2592710
(here's the previous installments in case you want to waste time reading through my previous scrawlings

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Rusty%20Quest.html

Also if you have any questions please just ask)
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>>2592633
FUCK!
I just showed up!
Tell her it's been ground down some. Ask if it's permanent or if she can still do magic.
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>>2592633
So are we out of the cave where we found Rarity?
Can we drive around to take the middle path that we haven't gone down yet?
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>>2592757

>46 sessions

Hoo boy. Maybe some day.
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>>2592846
"It's a little....ground down," You say, gritting your teeth. "But I'm sure it'll grow ba-"

"Celestia no!" Rarity interrupts you, collapsing ot the ground, dramatically putting the back of her hoof to her forehead. "My beautifully styled mane, my perfectly manicured hooves and now my horn! Why must these terrible things keep happening to me? What ever did I do?!"

Rarity seems rather upset about the news.

>>2592873
Yes, you are quite aways from the cavern you found Rarity in, where the two monsters are still fighting. You can hear the commotion echoing down the cavern.

The buggy you found and rode, however, doesnt seem like it has survived. The front section has been crumpled inwards and is leaking some kind of green fluid that is dripping to the stone floor with a hiss. The lights are flickering.
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>>2592998
Well, let's get away from the car in case it explodes or something.
First, check and see if the radar thing can be detached and carried with us.
Walk swiftly with Rarity to that middle tunnel we haven't taken yet. Ask her if unicorn horns grow back, and if she'll be able to perform magic.
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You reach back under the buggy and force the little screen. It's made of some kind of heavy duty plastic, but you're able to pop it off from its base. There don't seem to be any wires, but as soon as you detach it from dash it shuts off. You hold onto it anyway and go back to Rarity, still wallowing on the ground.

"Come on, Rarity," You say, trying to bring the little pony back to her senses. "We shouldn't stay here. I'm sure your horn will grow back, right? There's some more tunnels to check out. Let's see if we can find your friends."

"Oh what's the point," Rarity says melodramatically, still laying on the ground and touching her head. "Why go on? Everything is simply awful. Why. Why. Wh-h-h-hy."
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>>2593219
"Because if we don't, we'll probably die here. Rarity, I don't know how long you've been down here, or how you got here. You can tell me in good time. What I do know is that our five friends have gone missing in a massive flood. They could be hurt somewhere, or even worse. We are definitely okay, despite your horn, and we've found each other. We've got to get out of here and find them, Rarity. They need our help."
Or something like that.
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>>2593219
Tell her that Equestria is under attack and the people responsible just tried to murder us and her friends. We need her help finding them.
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>>2593219
"Because Equestria needs you Rarity. You are the Element of Generosity, and now more than ever, her people needs you to sacrifice for them. They needs your generosity. Everyone in this Kingdom is counting on you. Sweetie Belle is counting on you. Our friends are counting on you. We have to get out of this place for their sake. We have to still give, or else all is lost."
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>>2593287
>>2593380
Great, now EVERYONE'S a speechwriter.
Just joshing, speeches are good.
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"Rarity, if we don't get out of there, we'll probably die," You put it bluntly to the white unicorn. "I don't know how long you've been down here, or how you got here. You can tell me in good time. What I do know is that our five friends have gone missing in a massive flood. They could be hurt somewhere, or even worse. We are definitely okay, despite your horn, and we've found each other. We've got to get out of here and find them, Rarity. They need our help. I need your help."

As it to accentuate your point, there's a wild screech down the tunnel from the cavern you had just escaped from, followed by the tunnel shaking a little. In the failing light of the mysterious vehicle you found, Rarity looks up at you with huge glistening eyes. She holds up a hoof for you.

"Carry me."
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>>2593443
Let's carry her.
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>>2593443
Ponies are light and small. Carry her.

I think that was a bad roll, or she's just being dramatic.

Women.
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>>2593443
"Hold on tight, babe."
Say it as action-like as possible, then scoop her up.
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>>2593443
I just remembered, we were keeping some of our shit in the car.
What was that, and can we take it with us?
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You pick up Rarity and carry her down the tunnel. You're not particularly thrilled with having to shoulder another pony around, but she's not too heavy. As the two of you leave the buggy behind, the light finally die, leaving the two of you in darkness, with the sounds of battle slowing dying behind you. Rarity lights the areas with her horn, little blue white sparks flicking out from the blunted tip.

"Thanks." You say, thankful for the light. "What happened to you Rarity? We've all been worried about you."

"It was simply awful, Rusty!" She whines, leaning back in your arms. "We were lost in these tunnels for hours. I swear stallions can not find there way anywhere! They would not listen to anything I said! and then that horrible creature got a hold of me! It's been keeping me like some...some pet for weeks!"

"It's only been a few days."

"And it was dreadful!"

Eventually, the two of you make it back to the intersection of tunnels. To your left is the way you originally came. To the right, the tunnel you drove like hell out of from the tunneling monster. Directly a head you have never been down.

>>2593641
>INVENTORY CHECK

Rusty currently has

>A wallet
>A lighter
>A little herbal bag
>Some raw purple gems
>A backpack containing
>A heavy wool cloak
>Some nasty, soiled food
>A hatchet

The rest seems to have been lost. Rarity has nothing on her.
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>>2593739
Let's go straight ahead. Ask Rarity if she knows what's down here.
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>>2593739
Head down the tunnel we haven't been down yet.
Tell Rarity what's happened to us.
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You go down the middle tunnel, as yet unexplored.

"Do you have any idea what's down here? You ask Rarity.

"No. I haven't seen anything outside of that disgusting hole! Just look what that...that thing has done to my mane! All these split ends!"

"Uh huh. We'll, thing's haven't been going so great up top either...." You gently try to steer the conversation to what's happened to you and the others lately. Escaping to Canterlot, your encounter with princess Luna, the information about your people, helping Fluttershy, losing Dash, the flood.

"And then I drove down the tunnel and here we are."

"Awful, simply awful!" Rarity says when you finish. "That outfit was one of my best work! And it's ruined!"

"Shh," You gently shush Rarity. There's some commotion up a head, around the bend in the tunnel. Sounds like voices. You can also see a light and shadows dancing against the wall.
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>>2594034
Tell her to be quite, and sneak up along side the wall to ease drop.
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>>2594034
Whisper for her to stay quiet, then peak around the bend.
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>>2594034
Stealth mode. Tell Rarity to stay quiet. Try to sneak up to the corner and get a listen/peek at what's going on.
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Quietly, you set Rarity down by the wall and slide over to edge of the wall. The acoustics of the cavern are weird; echos on echos and making it hard to hear. You hold a finger to your lips at Rarity, showing her to keep silent and go to quickly sneak a peak around the corner.

Your foot slips on a loose stone and you fall forward around the corner. There's a scream and something hits you in the side of the head, making your vision spiral.

"Rusty?!" Twilight cries in surprise.

Coming to, you see you are on top of a very scared Fluttershy and surrounded by the other missing ponies. Behind them, you can see a little campfire spitting sparks. Applejack, who is on the side where your head git hit, is holding her hoof to her mouth.

"Oh shoot Rusty! I didn't know it was you!" She please apologetically. "I thought you were some kind of....is that Rarity?"

"Girls!" Rarity calls out form behind you. You are quickly abandoned as all of the ponies rush over. Except for the one your are on top of
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>>2594334
Tell them that we're glad they're okay and ask if they've seen Pinkie Pie.
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>>2594334
Remove ourselves from the pony we are crushing.
Make sure everyone's here.
Ask what happened with them.
Tell them what has happened with us.
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>>2594369
(Pinkie is there. Sorry, I didn't write that clearly. All that's missing now is Dash)
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>>2594397
Well in that case hug them and let them know we're glad they're alive.
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>>2594464
I second hugs. Group hug if possible. Get Rarity in on the hug action, too.
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You roll off of Fluttershy, who gets to her hooves with a little meep.

"Sorry for falling on you," You say.

"It's ok." Fluttershy says, plodding the ground.

"And for accidentally drowning you."

"That's ok too."

The two of you go over to the others, who are in the midst of a group hug with crying Rarity in the middle. You join in, as does Fluttershy.

"It's so good to know you're ok!" Twilight says.

"You too, Rusty!" Pinkie adds. "That flood was crazy!"

"I honestly thought I was going to be trapped down here!" Rarity cries, but smiling wide. "Do any of you have something to eat? I'm famished!"

Breaking up the group hug, Applejack rummages around her saddle bag and gives some apples to Rarity, who tears into them in a very unladylike like manner.

"What happened to everyone?" You ask.

"Twilight was able to get me and here protected in some kinda magic bubble," Applejack explains. "We floated along and got sucked down the drain. We were then able to find Pinkie and Fluttershy when they got flushed."

"We weren't sure what else to do, so we came down here," Twilight adds, and walking over to the fire. "And we found this thing."

In the light of the fire, against the far wall of the tunnel, you see shining grey metal reflecting in the dark. It's vaguely humanoid shaped, though much much larger, and lying on its side.
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>>2594699
IT'S A ROBOT!
Examine.
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>>2594699
Examine it.

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