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Secure thread. Continue to pony.

Old thread:
>>2569551
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that's not sentenal's tripcode
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THIS THREAD SHALL BE A THREAD OF DECADENCE AND EBAUCHERY
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>>2573474
beep this is my trip
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When in Rome.
Heh.
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>sentenal thread
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>>2573458
It's "sentenel" not "sentenal".
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>Bitching about tripfags general
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Which would you?
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>>2573490
Nah it's sentanel
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Shut the fuck up, Winston.
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>>2573494
twwilight

dumbass
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>>2573494
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>Fluttershy was devastated about everyone finding out she uses tail extensions
>they're the pony equivalent of breast implants
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>rape
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>>2573503
>arguing with a drunk man
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Unts unts unts.
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>>2573507
That was kind of implied.
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>>2573514
HAHAHAHA ALCOHOL, ALWAYS FUNNY! I DRINK ALCOHOL AND THEN I GET DRUNK XD
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>>2573507
>>2573517
Not... really?
People don't exactly like saying they use hair extensions, y'know.
Also, what episode was that in again?
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>>2573490
>>2573474
It's the right one, quit sperging.
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nintendo power loves you
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>>2573528
that wasnt a joke

i'm actually trying to point out how retarded it is to argue or order around a drunk man

since when does that ever end the way you want it to
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Alright, now that that's dealt with, what were we talking about?

>>2573516
Ah yes. Buttclubs.
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>>2573507
>tail extensions on FS
>false eyelashes on Rarity
>twilight crimps her trail

What pones left are all natural?!
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>>2573528

>stop liking what I like

get over yourself, bro
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How long does it take to get used to a tablet?
Shit feels so weird to draw with.
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>>2573516
frtfrtfrtfrt
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>>2573548
The other 3?
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>>2573548
Dash is, mostly because she's too lazy to bother with any of that. she's also the prettiest naturally
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>>2573516
nonononononononono

don't you fucking dare post it
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>eating a bucket of m&ms while watching The Sonic Rainboom

i_apologize_for_nothing.jpg
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>>2573554
Stop that.
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>>2573541
Yes it was, you bring up how you're drunk at any opportunity you stupid fuck.
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>>2573548
Applejack, Dash and Pinkie? The tail extensions is fake btw.
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Since this thread seems like shit, how about we post some awesome fan art?
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>>2573561
Until it stops feeling weird.

Just fucking practice guy, it'll happen.

Might be only a couple of drawings, might be days. Just keep at it.
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>>2573566
Are you really so sensitive? It happens like every day.

Plus, it's actually a pretty classy establishment. You should check it out sometime. Might learn something.
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>>2573514
>I'm drunk!
>Time to shitpost!
guns guns guns guns guns lol get it yet
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>>2573554
...OK then.
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>>2573570
Yes,I do, but that post seriously wasn't a joke.

The guy is seriously trying to order arolund a dfrunk

SINCEW WHEN DOES THAT EVER END WELL
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>>2573554
>>2573482
>>2573474
>glance over at steam
>sentenal:away
i'll see you guys next thread
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ONE MORE TRY

DON'T LIKE THE UPPER HAND BUT OH WELL THIS WAS FUN TO DRAW

HAVE A ZEBRA
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>>2573604
I forgot to change it back to online, sorry.
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>>2573565
That I agree with
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>>2573604
sentenal is in the steamchat? last time Inchecked it was me trying to get into the skype chat
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can anyone move marker?
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>Renne Quest
>dead griffon behind a door
>crazy unicorn and disemboweled deer behind a door
>scary as fuck skull door
this quest is going to make me hate doors, isn't it
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>>2573612
>le tess face
The only problem is the pointy cheek.
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>>2573600
Time to call in the Ugandan airforce!
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>>2573566
I exert stress when I export beats
That exhilarate the hard and exterminate the weak
Execution level next
No way to explain it
I'M X X X, BITCH
TRIPLE X-RATED
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>>2573565
>Implying her mane isn't naturally white
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We always discuss the idea of the ponies getting boyfriends to be a bad thing.

But what if an episode revolved around Celestia going on a date?
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>>2573587
A little courage and the right questions can get you most anything in there.

The company is to die for.
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>>2573626
Oh yeah I guess I kinda failed to round that off

fuck
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Love you guys-/co/
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>>2573629
Never post that again
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>>2573624
And to think, we haven't even met Chance yet
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>>2573612
Aww that's cute. Saved.
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>>2573644
>tfw madmax hats us
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>>2573646
what about this then instead?
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>>2573598
shut up, Winston you're not the only drunk around here. Stop hamming yourself up as someone special.
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>>2573651
MT, could you please repost the picture of Mini-Tuff with a crown that you had posted in the other thread before it 404d?
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How many of you would actually enter Club Acid?
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Guys. Let me back into skype group. Pls.
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>>2573655
>tfw i hate us
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>>2573661
No, not even for the novelty. Not even for the life experience.
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>>2573659
...but im not

im just a drunk man

im not trying to pretend im special

im just trying to pretend in worth a name
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>>2573661
i would
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>>2573661
Only if I could make it out alive to tell the tale.
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>>2573665
Ok
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>>2573661
No sane man, fetish or no, would agree to it. Imagine the fucking odor alone.
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>>2573661
I would live in there.
Literally.
I would live in that giant futa's asshole.
If my favorite pone was in there with me.
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>>2573677
Well, you're not. You're not even fun to kick around like Sentenal.
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what is the dj anthro furaffinity account. is there anything new posted.
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>>2573644
Oh /co/
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>>2573651
>Also status update on story book. 5/13 pages (4 of them drafts)

i am exploding with excitemeny
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>>2573649
i don't want to meet Chance...
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>>2573693
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>>2573690
It smells however you want it to. It's imaginary.
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>>2573693
I hope you guys do it in a joking manner.
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>>2573661
Well it's not like I have a choice after last week.
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>>2573691

I thought she was a shemale.
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>>2573720
She's a girl with a cock. Whatever that means, it doesn't matter. Label however you wish.
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>>2573698
>Fluttershy's eye

wat
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>>2573661
I hope it's all it's cracked up to be.
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Marker this is no place for you
stay away
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>>2573709
I only mean 75% of it, sents. You're a dumbass, but a sort-of lovable one.
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>>2573738
>>2573736
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE SMILE
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>>2573660
we 5 pages now....soon it will be inked and colored...
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>>2573736
>>2573738
Alrighty then.
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>>2573738
You are always our savior man, thanks
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>>2573735
FUCK YOU, I SAID THAT IN THE 404'd THREAD!!
STOP STEALING MY LINES YOU FUCKING CUNT!
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>>2573651

MT pls draw Rarity and pinkie being cute together
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>>2573696
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/angelthecatgirl/

Oh you betcha there's something new
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>>2573738
Just because you went supersanic that one time doesn't mean you can go at Leth-speeds the rest of the time!
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Here are some coloring requests from a while ago. Sorry it took a while, my internet wasn't too reliable.

1/4
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>>2573661
You'd better believe it. This town is boring as all get out, and a swinging joint like that could be just what the doctor ordered.

Especially with the recent addition.
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>>2573745
Thank you kindly. And I do look forward to your storybook.
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>>2573754
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>>2573751
If this doesn't completely destroy my hand...I'll consider it.
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>>2573738
Smile, how can you delete other people posts? unfair
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>>2573745
cant wait
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>>2573630
fuck off pacce
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Thank you
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>>2573734
Shes mid-blink

Look closer
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WWSeRRDkgb
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>>2573754
>we write toxic cum-addiction greentext
>Acid makes a pool full of spunk
UNF.
Not gonna lie. There's something about Acid I love. And I hate anthro shit.
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>>2573754
Guys...
I feel weird. I honestly feel like I would really fucking love to take a relaxing soak in that pool, guys.
I'm counting on you to convince me otherwise.
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>>2573776
No problem anon, just doing what is right.
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>>2573771
oh my god yes
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>>2573759
2/4
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>> Link to the horse torrent?
> https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/SMILe.7z
I meant the horse porn torrent.
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What song would you sing to woo your waifu?
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>>2573780

Know how your semen stinks?

imagine that, but literally overloading your senses, burning your eyes and skin, making you gag uncontrollably

Are you really into that?
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>>2573802
sinatra
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>>2573754
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>>2573780
You're kidding, right? Only thing you'd get from any of us would be 'scoot over'.
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>Spam is being deleted when Smile posts the marker.

Hmmm...
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>>2573792
I tried shading on these last two, hopefully they turned out alright.

3/4
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>>2573802
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS716EJZfJ4
Oddly enough, I'm actually rather punctual.
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>>2573823
Much better than my first try, keep practicing!
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>>2573808
I...
I don't know... I don't even know anymore. It would probably be too intense to even smell like semen. I'd just be engulfed in the stench....
I honestly don't even know.
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>>2573808
I gave a guy a blowjob once. His spunk was amazing. Now I'm imagining bathing in it.
So fuck you.
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>>2573796
...oh, that.

magnet:?xt=urn:btih:179EC73C7E9119BDD078EDE432D7F2688CE4BB28&dn=Equine&tr=http%3a//zoophiles
tracker.com%3a2710/82e13638b85fb5914f6be818dd7afec6/announce

I figured, if this link was posted so many times before, there would be someone who would want it later. And so there is. And no, I haven't downloaded it myself, I just save the links posted here in a .txt file.
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>>2573823
4/4

If anyone has any advice or criticism about the shading, I would appreciate it.
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>>2573802

Would probably sing Kiss From a Rose, by Seal

I like that song
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>>2573844
This one looks great.
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>>2573802
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkxAolmE0Hg
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>>2573844
That Lunar shading looks great
Thanks for all these coloring anon
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>>2573843
>And no, I haven't downloaded it myself
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>>2573808
Only if it transforms me into the slutty mare
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>>2573834
>>2573835
I love you guys sometimes.
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>>2573843
get fucked sentinal. why would you put on your tripcode for that.
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TIEM FOR ALIENS NOW
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>>2573870
You would have called him out anyway, so what's the difference?
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>>2573802

Anything from Andrew W.K., I guess
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>>2573870
To prove he's useful. We can let him have this, I suppose.
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>>2573862
I can't even if I wanted to, uTorrent is messed up for some reason.

>>2573870
Contributing... I think. Not really caring at this point.
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anyone wants something colored?
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>>2573802
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeR1wkWbs_c
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>>2573870

OH MY GOD

WHO THE HELL CARES?

STOP FUCKING BITCHING ABOUT TRIPFAGS ALL THE TIME
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>>2573893
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>>2573880
Personally, I never though Sentenal looked at bestiality porn.

If I were going to assume it was anyone in particular, I'd figure it was Scootanon (you know, the fun one).
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>>2573893
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>>2573910
Hehehehehehe...wat
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>>2573893
Has this been colored?
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>>2573899
>inking

eeegh, I'll do the best I can.

>>2573910
I don't know who that is, anon.
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>>2573918

Look here, anon-san

>>2573792
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>>2573918
It was posted 2 minutes ago you fucking retard
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>>2573917
>>2573919
>not knowing Rusty.
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>>2573918
There you go >>2573792
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>>2573907
And you were right, he doesn't. So why bother drawing attention to the fact he had his trip on?
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>>2573771
am i really the only one excited for this
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>>2573907
he records voice samples of tripfags

he's probably downloaded every single vocaroo in here

a special folder for jessy
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>>2573893


>>2573918
like 20 posts up man
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where the aliens at

>>2573878
you said there would be aliens
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>>2573942
Dont think so.

>>2573949
Now Im sad.
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>>2573938
>Implying I don't know myself
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>>2573946
Anon, most of those files can be used for a variety of purposes.
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Remember, shitposting about attentionwhores and shitposting in general is a form of attentionwhoring.
We must all work together before these threads will start getting better.
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Hamburger Time when
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>>2573942
No.
It looks like it's going to be adorable.
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>>2573986
Within an hourish, probably.
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>>2573952
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>>2573918
>>2573792
heh... butts...
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>>2573971
I like your attitude, Anon.
I think it'd also be kinda neat if we tried not hating everything right off the bat. Not everything is garbage from the word go, is it?
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>>2573986
not for another hour or so probably
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>>2573971
Remember, shitposting attentionwhores attentionwhore shitpost shitpost circlejerk shitpost attentionwhoring attentionwhore cirklejerk cirklejerk shitposting derka derka bakala muhammed jihad.
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>>2573967
like masterbating to right
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>>2573949
>She probably watered it with punch or some shit
oh panka, you dumb bitch
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>>2574012
muslimshy pls go
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>>2573999

It is from ross and sentenal.
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>>2573998
Nice butt, nice face, but that body is weirding me out.
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>>2573999

That's the spirit anon.
We had some good disscussion about the show during what was last night for me.
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[Keeptryingretard]
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>>2573998
butts butts butts butts butts!
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What if you were Twilight Sparkle? Could you handle all the responsibility of being the most OP unicorn that Equestria has ever had? How about writing letters to the Princess? Would you dump your spaghetti all over your weekly reports?
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>>2574012
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>>2573998
God dammit...
I didn't used to care about Scratch that much, but her fairly recent resurgence in sexualization is forcing me to reconsider.
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>>2573999
I'm with you.
Let's swear to act honorably towards one another from this day forth!
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ALIENS
ALIUMS
HURR

http://www.livestream.com/tesstime
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>>2574012
jihad?
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So how about those DELIGHTFUL posteriors?

Might not quite match up to you-know-who's, but they can be pretty swell.
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>>2574019
Didn't you see the movie?
It craves blood.
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Why aren't you smiling right now /co/?
When did you last smile?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNrXMOSkBas
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>>2574045
That's one big Lyra butt
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MLPG, are you stupid or just an idiot?
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>>2574046
If I was Twilight Sparkle, I'd masturbate in front of a mirror and violently sniff my friends' assholes all day long.
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>>2574064
who now?
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>>2574045
That's a really specific filename
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>>2574086
I got a wicked bad tummy ache right now, so it's hard to smile without wincing.
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>>2573949
>tfw the LSoH parody fic was actually fairly enjoyable
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>>2574095
...both?
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>>2573998

This artist is great, his linework is so clean.
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>>2574079
>Blood's too icky
>She tries fruit punch instead
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>>2574086
I last smiled when I was flying.

Why the fuck do you want to know.
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>>2574099
Rarity should not have such a manly mug.
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ALRIGHT
I STOPPED COMING TO THIS SHIT HOLE
BUT NOW I'M SEEING YOU FUCKS RANDOMLY APPEAR WHEN THIS NEW TRIPFAGGOT STARTED POSTING lazare
IS IT ONE OF YOU FUCKS?
pls go
all of you
I don't mind my /mu/ and /g/ with pones
but fuck, you assholes are everywhere
yes, you guys, not 'le pisss xddd'
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>>2574099
Talk about a butterface
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>>2574095
No I'm... Doesn't!
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>>2574119
DISIL

WHERE DA MUSIC AT
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>>2574119
_________no__________
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Oh pony fandom, your jokes are so terrible.
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>>2574119

Lazare isn't one of ours
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>>2574024
Ross does have his redeeming moments. They're few and far between, though.
For instance, people had been having with Celestia's hair and he at least tried to help.
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>>2574116
I love to see you happy, anon!
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>>2574079

You're talking about Little Shop of Horrors aren't you?
I havn't seen that movie since I was 14.
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>>2574119
Not us, you're getting trolled by a fellow poster from /mu/ and you fell for it hard.

Withdraw yourself, reconsider your life, and come back if you'd like to post ponies or join in hiatus discussion.
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>>2574111
Celestia stop it, you're royalty.

Stop being so cute.
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>>2574119
I won't stop until Lazare dumps his porn folder
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>>2574148
No, you aren't redeemable at all. Your art is shit, and it's pathetic how transparent you are when you try to praise yourself.

Get fucked, buddy.
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>>2574054
she's a very pretty pony
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>>2574119
I've never seen Lazare on this board before
you can keep him, /mu/
His faggotry knows no bounds
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>>2574119
I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never seen a "lazare" in these threads.
And you say "pls go", but you have come to us. Who are you telling to go, and where are you telling them to go from? You've made it clear that you don't mind ponies in /mu/ and /g/, but where do you wish ponies to go from?
And adding "le" and "XD", in case you haven't heard, to things you don't like does not invalidate their credibility.
Nothing that you just posted makes any sense on its own. Please be more clear in the future.
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>>2574111
>Princess Celestia will never sneak into your room and slide into bed to cuddle without waking you up
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>>2574150
Don't you lie to me.
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>>2574165
If I was Ross, there wouldn't have been a qualifier of "few and far between."
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>>2574138

Why is Bobby Hill black and wearing a sanic suit?
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>>2574148
Ross, I'd like you a lot more if you simply drew ponies and maybe stylized them up a bit. No extremely nasty obese stuff, but just like different pony designs.

Also, skinny Pinkie pony would really brighten up my day.
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>>2574176
Uhuh, sure.
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>>2574166
God fucking dammit I want to lick that ass...
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>>2574173
SMILE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoOVxoDhAsA
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>>2574144
>$100 brony joek!
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>>2574137
eat shit
also come on that's a common way to type and a lot of people here went to those boards, at least from what I saw, how'd you know
seriously, are you the Russian malware that's been phishing?
fuck you


>>2574152
>>2574146
>>2574167
No i meant the people sage bombing his autistic threads, I see >Leth n shit
I know Lazare isn't you guys, I'm not that autistic :V

>>2574169
I'm stoned and tired and stressed I can't hold all your mad, son
seriously, chill
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>>2574185
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>>2574086
I can't smile
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>>2574180
Too bad I'm not Ross. Though no one will believe that.
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>>2574176
Ross man, your foot is in your mouth. Just go silent for a few minutes until they're off your trail, then post again. Mix up your sentence structure a bit, then when the coast is clear, post more pones. You're mostly okay and I admire your ability to disregard so much hatred, just wish you posted more ponies
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>>2574189
The fuck.
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>>2574166
The asses this artist draws are perfect
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>>2574166
>talking
>from underwater
>while wearing a snorkel
do bropony drawfags even live in reality
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>>2574144

Didn't somebody do that before with "hot anal hoofing"?
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Which pony would you ever not want to hug?
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>>2574201
Ooooh.
Lookout.
We got an edgy one over here.
Smile, everybody can!
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>>2574223

Probably granny smith.

old people are gross.
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>>2574196
I'm quite chill, but it looked like you were the mad one.
Your post completely confused and twisted my brain.
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>>2574223
Snips, snails, twist and trixie.
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>>2574196
>I'm stoned and tired and stressed
Good christ you're a pussy.
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>>2574210
>mostly okay
>not a gigantic fucking cunt
Choke on the shit you're currently eating.
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>>2574227
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>>2574227
i have no mouth and i must smile
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>>2574213
SMILE DAMNIT
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9RryWPvw_pg
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GG back yet?
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>>2574198
Don't look at me like that, Twilight. It's a lovely ass. I just want to lick it. She's in the bath, so it's clean. I think it would feel good. Please Twilight. Don't think less of me. I'm only human.
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>>2574223

Garbage pony from H&HD.
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HA HA

THE CIRCLE JERK HAS BEEN DOUBLED

HOW MANY POINTS DO I RECEIVE?
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>>2574258
Nope.
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>>2574242
>that fresh newfag smell
Just because everyone says they hate him doesn't mean you have to for no apparent reason. If you have an actual reason to hate him because of something he did that you didn't like, then cool. If you're following the crowd... well, I'm not going to say boo, but I'd consider reevaluating why you actually hate the guy.
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>>2574262
5 pone points
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>>2574214
I've said this before, but...
>Inhaling BEFORE diving in.
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>>2574223
That prick at the cherry stand.
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>>2574234
it was tongue in cheek for the most part sorry for the confusion please forgive me

>>2574241
>a beta
>on 4chan
what do you expect nigga

also I rewatched season 1 today
things I noticed was
>the animation was a lot shittier, not awful like a lot of flash series, but still fairly lackluster
>a lot more cringe worthy moments, but overall had less gaps in the season of shitty eps
>CMC eps were the bad ones (I already knew this but after a while since they grew on me I thought it was just me)
and other shit I forgot
discuss
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>>2573863
Man, I've been trying to find the other guy from that all week.
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>>2574251
YOU CAN STOP ANON, IT'S NOT WORKING.
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>>2574270

luckily i keep this on hand for just such an occasion

now everyone can hate ross in a completely justified manner
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>>2574270
Get out. No really, he's been posting his shitty art here for a fucking year and you're going to give me the whole 'newfag' spiel. I don't have to evaluate shit.
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>>2574270
>newfag
great, an actual "new" person posting trying to impress people
>>>/b/
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>>2574287
>but overall had less gaps in the season of shitty eps
I disagree but I like you, can you kiss me?
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>>2574287
Yeah, I'd have to agree with that.
Although I never disliked the CMC.
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>>2574258
>>2574267
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
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>>2574281
>not blowing air into her ass so she farts it back out in your face
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GLITTER ROSS
GLITTER ROSS
GLITTER ROSS
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>>2574196
It's probably none of the actual tripfags. It's hard to tell when you're not from around here because you're not able to easily check the tripcodes to see if it's actually them, but I'd just be on the safe side and assume it's probably not. They're more than likely being impersonated by one of your local board trolls.

Just ignore them and they'll go away. They love to be recognized.
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>>2574326
I... Don't know if it works that way...
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>>2574308
>I disagree but I like you, can you kiss me?
daw my gossh thx :]]]]
I meant that they were fairly scattered

>>2574311
GG left?
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So I saw this today
That's ... just the right > feel, man
The right one.
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>>2574327
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>>2574245
what the fuck is even going on here?
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I'm sorry, I should never have tried to say that Ross had ever done something right. Broken clocks cannot be allowed to be right twice a day, and blind squirrel are forbidden from finding nuts sometimes, apparently.
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>>2574338
Just a day or two ago.
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>>2574291
But you found me last night
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>>2574326
>Not blowing air so hard into her ass that she can't stop exhaling and ultimately suffocates
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hi mlpg. I'll take some requests now.

(And anon who keeps bugging me about drawing Celestia wait until tomorrow when I can no longer access mlpg.)
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>>2574307
>>2574304
Gotcha, bitches. Works every time.
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>>2574304
torso pls
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>>2574355
Zecora enjoying a burger, only for a cow to look on in horror.

Bonus points if it's In n Out.
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>>2574341
I actually laughed.
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Where is Lyra quest?
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>>2574294
SMILE OR I WILL CUT YOU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbQSPfdrTLw
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>>2574355
Luna shopping with Celestia and Twilight.
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>>2574355
draw spitfire making out with a clone of herself
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>>2574328
no I mean it was being discussed
well not discussed but, like, a 2 second convo happened about the trips here
and that's been happening for a while in /mu/ and /g/.
not a big deal it's just weird y'know

>>2574350
tis' a shame
he was a cool dude and was pretty entertaining
is it a long term thing or what? also is he doing more ponies now and not that goblin shit that was still fairly hot
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>>2574355
Fluttershy shopping in Dildostop.
Spaghetti leaks from her saddlebags.
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>>2574376
Sounds kawaii. Any specific things they are shopping for?

>>2574377
pls go
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leth is ded
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>>2574223
The insane pony from the daring do episode, She'd probably bite my nose off or something equally insane.
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>>2574381
> also is he doing more ponies now
Why would you think that? He's not doing any ponies now. That's the point.
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>>2574391
Do they accept trade-ins?
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>>2574381
Don't know if he'll ever come back. He said he's done enough with ponies and he's got to ramble.
Maybe he'll be back one day, but I wouldn't count on it.
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>>2574258
>>2574267
>>2574311
>>2574338
>>2574350
>>2573458
[Glitter Glue]
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>>2574407
>tfw leth hats us
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>>2574381
I think it's just pony burn-out. Taking some time to focus on other things. May or may not return, who knows?
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>>2574407
Not last I checked.
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>>2574391
Seconded.
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>>2574335
>not knowing about air enemas
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>>2574372
You shut your whore mouth.
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>>2574405
Anything that isn't sexual or videogames.
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>>2574391
Fluttershy shopping in Spaghettistop.
Dildos spill out from her saddlebags.
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>>2574414
I mean
I think he needs to stretch out a little
I'll still support his Tumblr because he's been in a bind, and his quest stuff's neat

But I think we can all use a break from PONY and maybe the hiatus is a good time for it
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>>2574426
Leth.
When will you be ded?
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>So the Swamp Monster Head is better than the Merman Head, because you can breathe in both normal and polluted water?
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>>2574391
She needs an extra large one for her well-pumped, engorged vagina.
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>>2574353
That's not how the respiratory and digestive tracts work.
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>>2574426
Yes you are.
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>>2574410
wat

>>2574414
>>2574423
oh. aaawww
so he jumpin' ship?
das mad gay yo
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>>2574352
So I did. You interested in more? Between Lyraquest and treekicker in ded horse we might have to get creative.
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>>2574419
>OP quote
Not sure how that got in there
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>>2574426
you should have maintenance performed to make sure everything is working properly
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>>2574446
Not me I pony all day erryday.
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>>2574435
I'm okay with this. I think I'll just do saddlebags anyway and not bother with various objects poking out.

>>2574391
>>2574411
>>2574438
>>2574454
anon pls go
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>>2574472
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>>2574472
Its obviously a popular idea.
Why not?
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>>2574461
I wouldn't be opposed, if you've got any interesting ideas, but I don't want to be stepping on any questers' toes.
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http://zeurel.deviantart.com/art/Every-day-I-m-306711954

why am i laughing so hard.
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>>2574472
I think sticking to nonsexual ideas is a good plan.
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>>2574352
>>2574461
You two should find an old thread on /g/ that's past the bump limit.
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>>2574482
>>2574492

Fuck you, some of us don't want retarded unfunny LEL SEX shit in every single picture.
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>>2574482
snolem
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>>2574471
Ponies all the damn time.
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>>2574496
god damnit
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>>2574496
What the zug?
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>>2574506
>Implying dildos are sexual
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>>2574479
>mfw that song fits with this .gif
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>>2574482
Fuck you, Trip. I'll do whatever I like.
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>>2574506
>some of us don't want retarded unfunny LEL SEX shit in every single picture.
wheredoyouthinkyouare.exe.png.gif.tiff.xcf.avi.jpg
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>>2574479

what song is that
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Hi MLPG. Where my Questers at? Apologies again for the obscene lateness, today was an odd day.

I see there's already another quest going on in the last thread, so we'll run in an older thread:

>>2574528
See you there, horsefuckers.

For the unmemorized, unfamiliar, and uninitiated:
INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS — XXX
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT
PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK
PART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrAD
PART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9
BONUS7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k — XXX noncanon
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Would you still love your pony if she developed a taste for other ponies?
She won't harm you.
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>>2574557
>implying bisexual pone isnt best pone
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>>2574482
I glitched out of the walls and said Melons three times. He flew through the graphics and chased me with two cups of orange juice for an hour.
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>>2574544
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2GSyQBdeEQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVBgmSY-dRM
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>>2574544
Porter Robinson - Unison (Knife Party Remix)
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>>2574557
Yes. Yes I would. I would fuel her hunger by bringing her pones to feed on.
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>>2574452
wat?
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>>2574557
>Cannibal Pinkie
Please. We've been through this before. I'm sure everyone remembers. There was a time when it was harder to be a Pinkiefag.
I don't care. I could never abandon or betray her. I'd help her make cupcakes, but I'd allow her victims a quick death.
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>>2574571
I would a bisexual pone, even if just watching and wanking on bisexual pone.
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>>2574576

thanks.

also holy fuck, my fucking sides.
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>>2574584
Put up your Dooks
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>>2574525
> dildos aren't sexual
Uh what
Dude
They kind of are
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shipping
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>>2574629
>red eyes
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>shitty electro
welp, this place barely changed, if at all
gimme something to masturbate to if you're not gonna talk about season 1 with me
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>>2574621
Its just a big black chunk of plastic.
Its how you use it that makes it sexual.
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>>2574617
I don't think Rarity and Twilight had a fight in their life

Should Dash have had a go at the teen dragons? Or does it make sense that she's a little fearful of them because of Dragonshy
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>>2574495
We could wait until later, or I could toss up a ten-minute email and we could do it offsite. Sage for being spoiler retarded.

>>2574504
I dunno. /g/'s usually cool with us, but I don't want to push erotic transgender horse roleplaying on them.
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>>2574617
I never noticed How horrified Spike looks in that picture.
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>>2574631
it's canon
what now faggot
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Do you?!
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>>2574641
Well, have some EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYYY then.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0
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>>2574650
I lifted yesterday.
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>>2574649
False.
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Would you go to Equestria if you were drafted into the military and never allowed leave time?
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>>2574649
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>>2574629
I like this picture, but something seems off about the eyes in relation to the soft shades used on the coat. They look like they're kinda pasted on.
I'd love to just add a few shades of grey to the outer whites of the eyes; blend them into the rest of the body a bit. They're too sharp at the moment, making them stand out from the rest of the form significantly.
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>>2574649
Her eyes are canon magenta.
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>>2574645
What other uses could a dildo have?
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>>2574641
> talk about season one
Okay
Fluttershy likes to get fucked, hard, and dirty, and called all kinds of nasty things
Also there's a collar involved as well
I'm sure this is getting you quite aroused
As may this photo - Scoots just couldn't stop squealing how excited she was to be flayed and cooked and eaten.
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>>2574557
Yes.
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>>2574617
my dooks is ready
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>>2574680
Door knob.
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>>2574646
Twilight could have easily fucked them up with magic.
But she didn't.
And I don't think she ever tries to fuck villains & monsters up with something like magic bolts.
Maybe she doesn't want to use offensive magic because she's afraid of becoming corrupted with power.
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>>2574678
>>2574671
>>2574666
aka RED
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>>2574649
>it's canon
lolno, it's some variation of purple

>>2574647
>/g/'s usually cool with us
I can somewhat vouch for this; but there are still a lot of buttmad faggots from /v/ that still rage. they also complain about weeaboos, considering what /g/ was before technology

>>2574662
0/10 ain't even mad
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>>2574684
DDDOOOOOOOOOKKKSSS
I LOVE YOU
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>>2574678
>Eyes appear magenta in a dimmed room full of colored lights
>THEY'RE MAGENTA GUYS
nah
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>>2574682
That actually looks pretty damned tasty. Needs some lentils and rice with a splash of kikkoman and we're in business.
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>>2574698
Magenta like Dosh or Mrs Cake.
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>>2574684
us too brony XD
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>>2574688

Maybe if a unicorn uses their magic to harm others they lose their gift or become corrupted.

If we assume that Friendship is literally Magic, of course. I'm sure you could make a case for this using evidence from the show.
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>>2574682
>flutter autism
>scootaloo is a chicken joke
sorry man my fetish fuel cannot have any of these
thanks for the effort though, I appreciate it
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Why does it hurt so much to lose the ones you love
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>>2574668
And what, they'd just back-door draft you infinitely? Even if you are a totally special man-ape thing with opposable thumbs, I can't see them using a human for more than five, ten years in any active role. That's assuming they take anyone over 30 for active assignments.

Realistically you'd be out soon enough, and probably with an honorable discharge. It couldn't hurt using your military service as a preamble to how Equestrian customs and technology work.
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>>2574680
Filling holes in dykes.
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>>2574713
>kingdom hearts tattoo
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>>2574668
No. I want to be friends with the main six and marry mai waifu.
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>>2574621
>Hoss
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>decide to check on /g/
>see this

Fucking summer/miles/pantsumen
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>>2574688
>no offensive magic
I'm going to have to disagree with that statement.
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>>2574646

>haven't had a fight in their life

Rarity kicked the manticore in the fucking face and went full kung fu on AJ in RoH

and when the changeling battle rolled around she was PUNCHING them all
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>>2574727
would your rather have no emotions at all?
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Which Avatar is worst Avatar?
I say Korra is worst
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>>2574713
Damn, that brony is ripped. You can clearly tell we're the most /fit/ fandom ever.
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>>2574647
Tell you what, let's wait a bit and see how quick things move around here. Weeknight threads tend to stick around for a while, and I've no clue how long that new questy deal is going to be running, so there may end up being room for everybody.
And while I'm more comfortable running on 4chan, I agree on the /g/ bit. As convenient as that might be, it would be terribly inappropriate. Besides that, they may have a mod that actually cares about stuff like that going off, and I'd rather not get either of us in any trouble, if it's all the same to you.
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>>2574719
I doubt it.
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>>2574738
What, is 'hoss' not the right name?

Would you prefer Braeburn?
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>>2574713
That kid will never regret that.
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>>2574740
heh

/g/
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>tfw you finally escaped
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>>2574747
Korra by fat.
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>>2574748
it's like neither of those 3 guys has ever lifted anything heavier than a pone made out of marshmellow.
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>>2574745
Yes.
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>>2574680
Home decor.
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>>2574742
I'm surprised that gif never got edited
particularly the left half
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I've watched MLPFiM from when it first airedand I've never been sexually attracted to Ponies in the show

What is wrong with me?
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>>2574742
well Pinkie was the one kinda handling her there
but yeah, she did partake in the fight
but I suppose it was different
the dragons were just dicks, the changelings were an evil force ready to fuck shit up

>>2574713
autism.jpg
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>>2574769
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>>2574744

rarity is a canon martial arts practitioner
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>>2574704
I LOVE YOU ANON

>>2574713
>tfw I like the original pic

At least is not a "waifu" tattoo, he can pretty much hide that with a full arm body art, in case he's edgy or anything
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>>2574680
Cooking utensil
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>>2574782
You're normal
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The face of the fandom.
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>>2574730
>back-door draft you infinitely

Not uncommon in the medieval age.
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>>2574688
>>2574719
>Corrupted
Don't say that word. I don't need sexually at the moment.
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>>2574755
You really are trying to become Sentenal 2.0 aren't you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HjLN1TA3bc
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I NEED SOMETHING FAST LIKE A BULLET TO KEEP UP WITH ME
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>>2574792
Oh he is so hardcore~
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>>2574792
I want to touch his neck.
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>>2574792
BEARDIER
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DORKS
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>>2574782
For some reason, an incredibly large porn fandom sprung up for this show despite the complete lack of sexual fanservice. I've been researching and following this sub fandom extensively, and I can't come to any sort of conclusion.
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>>2574802
[1]
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>>2574802
How 'bout a Scootaloo?
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>>2574814
no
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>>2574713
That guy is chilling with his best friends and here we are browsing MLPG alone
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>>2574750
Alrighty. Lyraquest just started two horses ago so things might be a little tight, but we'll see how things go. I have nothing but time anyway.

See you later tonight...
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>>2574802
*click*
*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
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>>2574801
> Sentenal 2.0
I never asked for this.
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Would you hug and cuddle a Futaloo?
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>>2574792
http://youtu.be/XGJaBr6dIwA
http://youtu.be/XGJaBr6dIwA

You've seen nothing yet.
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>>2574647
>>2574750
That's why you stay in a thread that can't be bumped anymore or you always sage.
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>>2574784
I assume that they just didn't want to get bruised up. I mean, sure, you can use telekinesis, but you really gotta pick your fights wisely. Would it have been better to rough up a bunch of brutes that could seriously maim or kill you... or just simply run away because you're faster than them?

Could use magic, yeah, but that would also set a bad example for Spike. Using OP magic to fuck up a bunch of teenagers seems a bit excessive, especially if that's just the way dragons are typically raised.
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>>2574707
>Dimmed room
>Room
holy shit do you even watch the sho
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>>2574801
...you've been saying this alot. There are a lot of 'sentenal 2/0's' now
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>>2574815
Think about it - young, intelligent, cheery young women who expect rear-entry sex. No, likely require it.

All it takes is an 18-year-old and a checkered past as a nerd to turn that into PORRRRNNN
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>>2574826

Sounds like we need to organize a meetup.

I know there are a few of us in California, maybe we couHahahahahahhahahaha oh god I couldn't keep a straight face
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>>2574713
>Topshot tattoo

>that feel when your art will never be an ill-advised tattoo
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>>2574828
*monkey noises*
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Would you go on crazy adventures with Daring Do?
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>>2574792
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>>2574836
I'd slurp up her massive cock and swallow as much semen as possible, if that's what you mean.
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>>2574844

Yeah this seems logical.
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>>2574838
> FLCL pony
This rage I feel
This is normal, yes?
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>>2574802
AGILITY AND GUTS
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So uh, did those guys ever post that Gillou thing they wrote?
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>>2574867
>shitty dash recolor
no
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>>2574792
>tfw genetics gifted you with full beard capabilities instead of just neck beard
I'm still overweight though so meh
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>>2574872
Watch the video~
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>>2574867
I mean yeah, as long as no one gets the full E.T. treatment

I'd love exploring the Paris catacombs with that crazy dame.
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>>2574867
How do you notice which character is it? All the drawings of this guy are the same.
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/body[1]/div[11]/div[1]
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>>2574827
Problem is, the thread Lyraquest started in is just about to 404 off the last page, and they're probably going to budge up with the new guy's thing, but after this horse opens up they'll probably want to spread back out.

Depending on how that goes, we may just be able to commandeer some unused thread halfway down the board, and just keep sages up so it doesn't bump and bother anyone.
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>>2574857
We could all meetup and get some MLP tattoos.
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>>2574857
>you will never be told to get off the table by your fellow /co/mrade
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>>2574911
Not only that, but they all wear the same outfits.
I don't know what anyone sees in this artist.
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>>2574920
>not getting a 20% Nathan tattoo
Am I the only one here dedicated to MLPG?
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>>2574920
I would rather get a Nathan face tattoo.
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>>2574911
The image description.
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>>2574927

I would do it.
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//div[@class='thread']
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>>2574918
so what's goin on here exactly if I may intrude?
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>>2574927
>>2574928
>Not getting a tattoo of Nathan having a sloppy makeout session with Applebloom
Casual as fuck
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>>2574911
>>2574932
King Cheetah's stuff is all alike
Which is why it feels so weird to snub his ponies but totally pop boners over his DS9 Kira stuff
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>>2574918
>ERP outside the boat.

Seriously though, that's probably work. I'm willing to give it a shot if you are.
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>>2574920
I'm going to get a picture of Sweetie in a bikini tattooed on my ass.
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>>2574815
The porn mainly came from furries that migrated from their anthro porn communities over into MLP:FiM communities. They aren't very highly regarded, but after watching the show (not exactly a pre-req; some have never watched the show), they saw a bunch of characters with sweet personalities and turned it into porn. The internet does that. It doesn't matter what the subject is, there will be porn made of it.
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>>2574954
His what?
Okay I'm curious, let me see it.
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>>2574838
Wrong video. This is the truly terrible one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bUvVVdDXfMM
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>>2574920
I can see the the owner of this battlestation getting one.
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What would be something cute for Princess Luna to try on?
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>>2574918
>>2574958
You two could always just come back tomorrow night.
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>>2574971
lol, oh wow
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>>2574989

>mother's day 1987

ahahah
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>>2574932
>>2574954
I have to say I really admire his linework and pencil shading.

Hoity's outfit looks swank.
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have a hilarious pony comic to help pass the hiatus.
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>>2574959
>Not getting a big DJ Acid down your upper arm.
Watch me make her dance!
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>>2574995
Something weird like a suit.
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>>2574958
We may not have to worry about it. New quester just packed it up for the night, and Lyra's moving into that one. Unless the board decides to move fast tonight, I think we can use this one after it caps.
Plus, you already suggested erping 'outside the boat', so you can't talk.I kid, I kid, but really, we should be good now.

>>2574944
'Fun' stuff

>>2574996
I'd be alright with that, but I think the problem solved itself.
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>>2574995
One of those modern bikinis

"WE USED TO WEAR THE ONE PIECE"
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>>2575011

>getting tats of OCs

What the fuck happened to the general?
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>>2575010
Give her le dick.
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FUCK THIS


WHERE'S THE UNSPOILER EXTENSION
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>>2575010
HAHAHA
AHHA
HA
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>>2575011
> DJ SCRATCH BUTT CLUB
No
No dude, no
Noooo no no
That one guy pointed out that she'd have dried-out horse shit around her pucker and that they'd love being her new buttplug, NOPE
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>>2575010
Another masterpiece
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>>2575010
>I was thinking of you while doing it

THAT NEVER MAKES THINGS BETTER
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>>2574958
It's kind of weird. I see you guys as like these cockroaches or vultures that just wait for the current general to die before you begin your dark feast upon it.
I don't mean this negatively, but it really feels like these two figures that sit off in the darkness of their spoilers as they wait for their prey to keel over. Then, they wait and see if any other big predators are about (questers and GMs), and if not, they commence feasting until the horse falls off into the void.
My headcanon for how 4chan works gives me a very vivid, surreal, and nightmarish set of visualizations that keeps me addicted to this place.
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>>2575011
>Not getting a big DJ Acid over your abdomen and thighs
You could make her do more than dance if you were willing to get a lot of ink on some sensitive bits
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>>2575037
Ctrl+a
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>>2575024
What the hell is that Cutie Mark supposed to be?
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>>2575032
get a load of this prole
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>>2575010
looks like there is a new popular comic guy on EQD
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>>2575014
I sort of want it to be cute, sorry.
>>2575020
Not sure what you mean, but sounds cute so i would appreciate it if you specified.
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>>2574995
I got the "luna and celestia shopping" request hours ago.

I guess they're just impatient
fuck em
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>>2575024
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>>2575010
This guy is LITERALLY my least favorite pony person, and that is standing up against some stiff competition.
Everything else about this abomination aside... WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THESE CHARACTERS WITH STUPID FUCKING HAIRSTYLES THEY DID NOT HAVE IN THE SHOW???
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>>2575032

>MLPG in charge of understanding jokes
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>>2575010
I love how onmodel he is, who cares about the shitty humor
but what's with her face here?
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>>2575071
>autism
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>>2575064
Very likely, GG. Come on out.
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>>2575032
>What the fuck is a joke
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>>2575064
No, run there is nothing but super rape.
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>>2574932
My only comment is that painting the muzzles to be more beak colored always makes his 'ponies' look more attractive and I seriously don't know why
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>>2575064
yeah sure come on out.
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Sentenal please fuck off
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 54
Morale: High
Horsefucking Levels: Average
Flavor of the day: Terrible tier 'trolling'
Post count for 06/12/12: 4522 (quests pushing two threads to tomorrow's count)

Another random thread deletion for a dumb reason. Not like it matters a whole lot on this board anymore. Oh well.

Uneventful day overall, really. Bit on the slow side.

Don't forget to pick up your official MLP merchandise!
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>>2575092
Where the fuck are the janitors?
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>>2575044
Yeah, that doesn't really fly with me. Gross gross gross.
Now if she kept herself nice and clean back there, I'd be more than happy to hold her open.
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>>2575064
Got ponies? Fine.

More of your non-pony OC? Fuck off.
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>>2575016
Great. I was just about to follow >>2574996's suggestion and say we delay to tomorrow. Looking forward to it.
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>>2575086
Not the same anon, but the joke isn't funny anymore.
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>>2575102
Is SMILE here?
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>>2575082

Oh wow, look at all the fucks I give --->_____________________________
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>>2575101
I'm totes getting that backpack xD
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>>2575117
Smoile is not a janitor.
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>tfw you're fit and watch pone
god damn it why cant i be in a healthy fandom for a change.
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>>2575057
Oh, hey, it's that joke from Dexter's Lab.

Reminds me of the time GG stole the joke from Life is Hell.
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>>2575051
Man, getting DJ Acid tattooed over my body will not make her real.
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>>2575129
>healthy fandom
I have bad news fit-anon.
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>>2575101
leth, is that friendoff/phone game/draw or die thing still in the works?
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>>2575092
Uh
Well
Maybe this has something to do with it
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>>2575124
You replied XD
Wanna go for another one:

>autism
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>>2575044
>You will never eat the encrusted poo from DJ Acid's puckered butthole
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>>2575129
>hold ps3 controller
>watch pony instead
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Can we have another friendoff now?
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>>2575062
Don't hurt me for this, but: the fun has been doubled
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>>2575120

it's fucking unreal to me that actual adult people sit around making these kinds of things and then post them on the internet

I imagine they sit back and look at their post and say to themselves, "Yeah. Yeah, that's a good post right there" with a really smug smile.
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>>2575129
>that battlestation
Worst battlestation ever.
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>>2575102
>Expecting something that's not even a major rule violation to be instantly deleted
>Not reporting it yourself
>Feeling the need to bitch about it
You're just the worst combination of stupid and entitled.
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>>2575134
Maybe not, but then you could watch yourself in the mirror and pretend you're jerking her off.
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>>2575155
What if there was a pony game along the lines of Hard Rain? Would you play it Anon?
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>>2575155
>ps3 media center
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>>2575147
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>>2575083
GG's ded, man

>>2575109
I'm not GG, sorry
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>>2575161
>adult
HAHAHAHA
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>>2575106
I agree.
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>>2574995
A Rudeboy outfit!
That would be cute as fuck, especially if she was skanking.
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>>2575173
maybe if hard rain, you know, existed
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>>2575120
> animal
> can talk
> has intelligence of child
> speaks like TOYS R US KID
Pick three.
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>>2575165
Read the rules retard.
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>>2575173
>Press x to Ponka
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>>2575161
Fuck, man this...


WHY WHY
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>>2575165

>something that's not a rule violation

Anthro is a global rule violation if it's posted outside of /b/.
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>>2575159
nah fuck it you'll be done way before me
ill just do something else MB
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>>2575101
I really wish the 'plush' Hasbro was putting out didn't look like ass. I want Twilight with show hair, not a nut fuzz mane.
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>>2575191
Seconding this
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>>2575158
We'll have one after Spaghetticon.
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>>2575183
>I'VE SEEN SOME SHIT
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>>2575180

I count people older than 16 as mentally functioning adults capable of making rational decisions.

At least, in theory. In practice this is clearly not the case.
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>>2575146
Giving it a bit of a rest before starting it up. It seems a lot of people are interested.

One problem will be that we do need to have even number of art/draw people. Since it'll be random who 'gets' the next work, whoever we have less of may just not get picked or whatever.

I do want it to happen, and look forward to running it.
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>>2575175
What reaction is that? ANGER?
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>>2575192
Heavy Rain then, god.
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>>2575161
>adult
no one with a mindset higher than a virgin 12 year old can make these.
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>>2575203
talking off topic is a rule violation, hypocrite
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>>2575198
What?
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>>2575111
Likewise. As I said, if you would rather it be tomorrow night, I'm more than happy to oblige, but I've seen you dropping hints here and there all week, so I imagine you're fairly wound up by now.

Either way, if you've got any ideas for direction, lay it on me now so I can get the gears oiled up.
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>>2575129

>Silver AV components with plastic faceplates.
Why do people do this?
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>>2575129
Look at the size of him.
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>>2575166
DON'T YOU SEE? IT WOULD NEVER BE ENOUGH. IT WOULD JUST BE A SLIPPERY SLOPE INTO TOTAL FURRY DEBAUCHERY.
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>>2575214
Laugh.
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>>2575196
>>2575203
You realize all these ponies qualify as "anthro"
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Is the fandom being slow because everybody is preparing for the con?

And by everybody I mean real contributors. Not any of you fuckers.
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Why hasn't Lily Blossom gotten an episode?
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>>2575249
y-you too
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>>2575129
It could be worse anon
>work out for 3 years
>think it will improve my luck with women
>people just stare at me
>everyone tells me my head does not belong on this body
:(
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>>2575246
You realize the rule is only ponies? Retard.
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>>2575212
Depending on how long a participant has to make their part happen, and how long or fancy it needs to be, we very well may be able to corral a few switch-hitters to help even things out.
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>>2575120
When I see shit like this..it makes me wish I could beat the anons who create it into unconsciousness with a "sowwy stick". Does this make me autistic? Because I don't care.
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>>2575249
that feel
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LYRAQUEST IS LIVE
>>2575123

>>2575123

>>2575123

>>2575123

>>2575123

>>2575123
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>>2575249
Fuck you nigger you don't know me. Better check your goddamn privilege.
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>>2575191
>>2575206
Excuse my autism, but I'm googling what a Rudeboy outfit is and I'm getting mixed results. mind posting an image?

>>2575204
I haven't even finished my gesture sketch yet. Since it's 3 pones it will take awhile to then ink/sketch over. I don't want to discourage you.
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>>2575249

Screencapping posts is contributing. Yes, and I shall be speaking at the panel with my other friends who screencap things.
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>>2575120
This is what GG's cartoons look like outside the general.

Just thought you should know.
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>>2575260
OH GOD MY SIDES
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>>2575277
You're better than me anyways so
just do it i quit
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>>2575101

Capped!
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>>2575267
It'd be intended to be very quick. People will be getting around a day to do something with it.

Quickfics and sketches!
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>>2575237
Yes, I'm sure before long you'd have bleached your skin and gotten a few grafts to make the impossible happen.

Only problem would be how pitifully small her girth would be in comparison to the illustrations.
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>>2575273
this made me laugh
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>>2575215
Dude
You know
This is supposed to be trollololol we'll make WHITEKNIGHTS be so ANALPAINED

But those are sentient creatures that can understand pain and want nothing more than to be fluffy dumb hug-machines and be kind to their children and their masters.

Way to be hardcore and depict the abuse of sentients as lolhilarious, artist

Real edgy there bro

So fucking edgy.
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>>2575265
YEP. NOTHING BUT PONIES POSTED ON THIS BOARD. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING BUT PONIES WHATSOEVER.
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>>2575260
A haircut and some contacts would fix that. Maybe a rugged five-o-clock shadow
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>>2575278
>4chan screencapping panel at Bronycon
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>>2575291
oh my
FRIENDOFF QUICKIES?
SIGN ME UP
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>>2575260

That jawline makes him look like a female bodybuilder
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>>2575299
You can go to tumblr if you like anthro so much.
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>>2575300
lrn2fast
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>>2575260
MY FUCKING SIDES
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>>2575277

This. Emphasis on the hat, glasses, and tie. Good "Rude Boy Ska" to get more examples.
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>>2575260
>trying to get buff
>not just trying to maintain a healthy body weight and physique
There's your problem.
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>>2575308
I feel bad now.
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>>2575292
See? It could never work.
I'll just have to dream, for now.
Dream...
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>>2575283
They seem to be pretty well responded to on ponibooru.

Lots of people like them, including some people I don't like.
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>>2575214
MYAAAH!
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>>2575321
or get furious
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>>2575325

>good

Google*
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>>2575296
That's odd. That post hasn't 404'd and doesn't read (Dead) for me.
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>>2575296
4chanx has been breaking recently, but trust me, we are very alive.

>>2575123
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>>2575321
PHN is too phat to go phast.
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>>2575300

>Not bodyblocking with SLD.
I make it my job to ruin A PTH's day.
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>>2575338
HE-MAN! ALWAYS HE-MAN!
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>>2575288
anon no please don't.
Don't give up your skill level is irrelevant, it's your interpretation of the idea that counts.

>>2575325
I think I'll give her the glasses, the tie, but ditch the hat and give her a sweater. I really don't think even Luna can pull THAT off (at least with my skills)
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>>2575308
Oh man I remember when people used the exploitable of this pic to take requests.

Memories...
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>>2575260
Wow. Get some facial reconstruction.

I'm not even fucking kidding, that is awful. You have a truly unremarkable face. That is the face that looks over the counter at the Quik-Stop at 2am in harsh fluorescent lighting and asks wanly if you're paying with credit or debit. The voice is all through the nose.

I'm serious. You've invested three years into that body, invest some money into dat face.
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>Chasing corki with like 2 bars left as Tristana
>My face when Warwick ults out of the bush
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>>2575362

Dude that's a picture that's been posted for countless years.
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>>2575260
>>2575129
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>>2575260
Yea well at least you don't have a chubby 12 year olds face despite being a full grown man with muscle.
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Why isn't anthro allowed, Mr. Janitor?
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>>2575286
>>2575306
>>2575313
>>2575322
>>2575328
>>2575362
That's not him. It's from a "post yourself" thread on ponychan that happened some time last summer.
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>>2575228
I could delay until tomorrow night, since I'm also interested in the DnD finale tomorrow. Either or works, but probably ought to save ERP for later so I won't be dead on my feet.

As for direction, I'd be great if it was even just more of the same. We could set it during a "work day" or followup formal social occasion. Any opportunity for more of those great clothing scenes of yours.
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>>2575373
Funny thing
I don't even care any more
I've seen it on /fit/ and there's just nothing more left to say about pony

This is it, lads

This is our destiny
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>>2575380
You have muscle, for sure, but you have a lot of fat. Do more cardio.
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>>2575381
Because you're a lazy pony.
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>>2575357
No I just dont want to fucking do a request someone better than me is already fucking doing
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>>2575380
I can just hear this guy saying "I AM A METAL GOD"
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>>2575357
Sweater?
What kind of sweater are we talking here?
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>>2575064
So are those guys who wrote about Gillou DP ever gonna post what they did?
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If someone kidnapped your pony waifu, would go Liam Nieson on the kidnapper?
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>>2575380
More cadrio, and shave your head. Leave about a quarter inch of hair. Then it'll look more meatheaded than childish.
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calm your tits people im back
here's some more of my non-pony related dumbfuck fatass monster thing
please fap over it for a few threads kthx
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>>2575380
cut your motherfucking hair you god damn hippie
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>>2575381
It's against /mlp/'s written rules.

4chan.org/rules
ctrl+f /mlp/
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>ready for my weekly dose of why
>head to fluffy pony general

>There was a really good story this one author wrote of a daddy raping his fluffy then killing it.but it might of been in one of the threads that got deleted though.

>Lower shit? Trace? Oh god my sides are splitting! XD

>I don't trace. And it looks better than anything you could put out. I actually care about staying true to the pony form that this trend and it's characters are derived from. Whatever you're opinions are, It's still from an objective standpoint, better than 95% of everything here.
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>>2575387
I should have known those groups would cross with each other.
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>they think they need to be fit to get women
ahahahaha
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>>2575409
Well, then i apologize for taking your place.

>>2575415
Turtleneck.
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Just a quick question for those of you who wish to be the Slutty Mare:
Would you service guys like Nathan? Would you set up shop near Bronycon because you know you'd get the most cock there? I guess what I'm asking is, does a Slutty Mare have standards?
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MAKE WAYYY

FOR PRINCE ALIII
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>>2575380
Huh.
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>>2575430
Okay
I laughed
God I laughed
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>>2575430
>Meta post whining about GG
>GG isn't even fucking here
There has to be some point when you finally realize you are the problem, right?
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>>2575442
How old are they, 12?
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>>2575443
Don't feel bad it's my fault for being so slow
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>>2575441
Dude, have you seen how perverted /tg/ is sometimes?
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>>2575439
Pardon me, but why the crackdown now?

Do you intend to sweep away all anthro for all future threads? What's your metric for 'anthro'?
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>>2575444
Yes. Yes a slutty mare has standards.
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>>2575439
But WHY is it against the rules?
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>>2575380
>visible abs
>bulky face
You are almost viking tier. Almost. Work harder, anon
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>>2575430
>Green
>Not teal
0/10 would not bang.
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>>2575457
man shut the fuck up im right here
suck my cock you furfucking dicklick
i am your god aminot?
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>>2575430

That post may be in jest, but now I am warm inside because you're back.

I can sleep soundly again.
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>>2575465
>>2575468
Because I said so now deal with it or get dunked.
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>>2575380
Man, you look like that underage girlfriend I had. Whether or not I was underage too had nothing to do with it

Goddamn she had moonface

Dat picture? All moonface

I just hope you don't have that cervical-cancer-causing HPV, because she sure did.
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>>2575457
It's called a joke
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>>2575416
I dunno if you wanna see it. It's pretty unrefined in my opinion.
I wonder if the other guy is here too..
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>>2575457
No one ever does, anon.
Being "the problem" negates self-awareness.
I'm surprised you hadn't figured this out by now.
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>>2575483
> I said so
Okay
What's your metric for 'anthro'?

Also, >implying this is a real janitor

No offense if you really are, it's just > gorilla warfare.
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>>2575479
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>>2575458
old enough. jelly?
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>>2575497

As a matter of fact, I am

but yeah, it's nothing special, really. I enjoyed it but other people'd probably be disappounted
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>>2575464
I know how perverted /tg/ can be. I'm just a little surprised that the crossover in groups hasn't become more obvious.
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>>2575480
He's not back. It's not GG, and you're stupid.
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>>2575522
theres a fucking reason you dont give sugar to plants pinko
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>>2575522
And flats
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>>2575497
>>2575519
Post it anyway. Pastebin it or something.
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>>2575522
Why is she sad? ;_;
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>>2575483
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>>2575511
...basically, yeah.
At this point, all the anti-anthro shit is basically "I don't like it, I'm banning it".
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>>2575441
Only one letter off. What did you expect?

>>2575387
Just to clarify, were we to go ahead and do it tomorrow, it would of course be in the evening. Presumably that's what you meant by 'saving it for later'?
Also, I'm so glad you're taken by that aspect. Interesting clothing hits me right in the fetish, so I can get flowery if I need to.
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>>2575540
Her plant friend is ded.
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>>2575534
>>2575522
Thanks these are great
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>>2575535

I asked the other guy's permission to share but he never responded
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>>2575540
Because her plant isn't growing. How can you not see this?
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>>2575540
Because she knows she'll never be able to party with you .
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>>2575546
ALWAYS RELEVANT
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>>2575546
>GG will never draw horse genitalia
;_;
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>>2575511
This >>2575546
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>>2575557
The other guy is right here in the thread and he clearly says it's okay now fucking post it you tease.
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>>2575519
>>2575497
Don't be so modest, you two.

Even if it isn't anything 'special' I'd love to see how you did.
Might even be able to provide a little feedback if you'd like.
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>>2575527

I realized that already
No u
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>>2575381
>Why isn't anthro allowed, Mr. Janitor?]
Why don't you bathe yourself with jet fuel and light a match?
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>>2575557
You did? I don't mind but I agree it might be disappointing. Go ahead if you wanna
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Please just go make an ERP thread here or on some other website.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SPOILERING ABOUT
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>tfw diamond tiara will grow up to be a well adjusted HBIC
watch out rarity
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>you will never be allowed to pronounce Trixie as your waifu because of autistic people
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>>2575416
Speaking of DP, did the guy writing about Breaburn and Big Mac DPing Anon while Twilight watches ever finish?
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>>2575588
Jet Fuel is expensive
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>>2575546
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>>2575540
Because she's murkblood even by mudpony standarts and can't even do what comes naturally to mudpones.
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oh yeah i feel my orgasm building
cmon, weres my fans?
give our wonderful fatass fucking swamp cunt some love, bitches
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>>2575611
If you kill Seth and Nanaki you'll not only be a hero, but you'll get Trixie as a prize
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>>2575625
>dash/rarity
Fucking pleb.
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>>2575611
How can some autistic dipshit stop me from doing anything?

All I have to do is > trigger the dumb fuck and he'll nerdrage, and one police visit later we'll have a vacancy at work for a NORMAL person

God it's too easy, far too easy
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>>2575611
no john you are the autists
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>>2575546
Deal with it, furfag.
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>>2575629
GG are you dunk?
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here, have some rainbow dash on pinkie pie inflation. you deserve it mlpg.
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>>2575611
>Having a waifu
>Having a pony waifu
>Liking ponies
>Caring about being viewed as autistic for having a secret romantic relationship with a fictional pony because some other people who waifu this pony are autistic.
I was going to make a point, but it's clear that you ARE autistic. Do what you want.
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>>2575633
Thats the next big ship by Season3

It will happen
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>>2575647
>implying
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>>2575637
who the fuck is john
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>Not sexualing horses
>2012
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>>2575647
It's one of his buttfrustruated antis.
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>>2575649
BAAAAH HA HA HA HA
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>>2575619
use diesel
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>>2575629
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>>2575490
I like jokes better when they're actually intended to incite humor rather than annoyance.
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>>2575656

What kind of a reaction is that?
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Tyler go to sleep
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>>2575659
no use unleaded
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>>2575647
shove it you assclogging butthumper im always partying
god damn im fucking brilliant
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>>2575551
Yes, of course. Tomorrow evening would be great. You want to start early on or wait until midnightish?

And clothing hits me right there too. What's the point of all this if I can't wear the prettiest, slinkiest dress?
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>>2575652
>Implying
The next big ship is raribloom.
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>>2575522
Pinkie pls don't sad
Pinkie pls
Pinkie why aren't you laughing
Pinkie why u do dis
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>your waifu will never love you
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>>2575444
Speaking from a position of... Well not really any authority, but bare with me, a proper slutty mare does have SOME standards. Washed, free of VD, and at least self-conscious about ones appearance, even if it's not properly acted on. It'd be nice if you shaved, for instance.

But beyond that, yes. I would service guys like Nathan and you, because that's what it's about. Getting lots of cock, and making everybody happy.
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>>2575632
>killing Seth
Harsh but necessary.
>killing Nanaki
We need him alive to finish a story.
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THIS HORSE IS SHIT
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>>2575607

Can we say it's to piss off the "don't use spoilers incorrectly" guy.
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>>2575666
>>
Twinkie
Rarijack
Flutterdash

These are canon best ships

Deal w/ it
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>>2575611
>>2575632
And if you kill them in the next twenty minutes we'll throw in an extra Trixie absolutely free!
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>>2575629
unf?
>>
Tired of cheap insults?
Not creative enough to craft your own?
Well, have no fear, http://www.insultgenerator.org/ is here.
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>tfw we think anons deleting our threads is bad
>fluffy ponies general deletes just to repost traced art and the fame for creating the new thread
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>>2575673
>implying you would even be able to put money into the machine
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>>2575668
Too much of a waste for getting rid of a furry.
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>>2575596
>>2575557
WILL YOU TWO JUST FUCKING POST IT ALREADY.
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>>2575693
>twinkie
Pfhahaha best name ever.
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>>2575416
>>2575535
>>2575579

Alright then, here it is. Gillou DP. Let this disappointment commence.

http://pastebin.com/TG1cG4it

as you can probably tell, we chatted a bit beforehand but this is where the action starts
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>>2575677
> THE ETHICAL SLUT: MLPG EDITION
Man
That's a good book

But seriously you can aim higher than PIG FACE NATHAN
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>>2575696
>Dude be polite, what the fuck is wrong with you?
How appropriate
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>>2575696
>http://www.insultgenerator.org

well
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>>2575549
It was to try and keep furries and their drama out.
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>>2575727
it knows
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>>2575731
"If a hobo felches you in the tits tomorrow, I bet it won't be the first time."
BRILLIANT
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>>2575677
Well, you've seen right through me.
If a Slutty Mare is willing to Nathan, then she's certainly willing to me.
I just want to know how far she'd go...
Would she the greasy neckbeard from the brony documentary?
What if he was lonely and crying?
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>tfw you found your old harddrive with files back from '02

Jeez, 10 past by so fast. So much different back then.

>>2575678
He never finish it though. At best ,he is procrastinating.
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>>2575686
I like playing with them since /tg/ gets none.
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>>2575696
>Roses are red, violets are blue, you're a cum guzzling baby raper.
But I'm not Nathan.
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>>2575696

>I love you, you beautiful sweet person.

How vulgar!
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Share the love mlpg
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>>2575738
It wouldn't be for you, would it
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>>2575696
>Die a beggar, thou rotten hell-bound lewd minx
haha
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>>2575696
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>>2575764
I can earnestly say that has never happened to me
Nor should it to anyone
God bless the Insult Generator
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>>2575611

If I didn't let Seth ruin Spiro games for me you shouldn't let him ruin Trixie for you.
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>>2575720
Are we really ERPing about one of GG's original characters now? I think we crossed another one of those lines.
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>>2575761
Jesus, she could probe my mind and know that I love cute.
Then she'd look and act like this, and I'd be done for.
Face it: We'd be slaves to the queen without even knowing it.
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>>2575783
>Spiro
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>>2575696
>Your co-worker thinks you're a senseless cuntrag.

Well then.
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>In a few days, you will be fucking a herpes ridden homeless guy for spare change in a forgotten warehouse, you fuckpuppet.
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Would you insult pone and hurt her feelings?
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>>2575784
>we
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>>2575794
Only pink pone because she is a cunt.
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>>2575794
No, I would make sure she always feels great.
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>>2575794
that is my fetish, yes
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>>2575794
Heck no. Why the hell should I do that?
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>>2575794
Are you kidding?

I'd kill them all with a shovel and make them twist with pain before finally smashing in their skull, then rape the corpse.

This is a fluffy thread, right?
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>>2575801
YOU'RE A CUNT.
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>>2575784

>he's never seen the erotic boxdog/teadog cosplay

that line was crossed long ago
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>>2575794
Nah. Not unless she really deserved it.
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>>2575678

God I can't wait for that story
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>>2575801
Y-YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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>>2575817
whats going on with nanaki?
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>>2575794
but i dont want pone to be sad, i want happy pone
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>>2575794
No

I would let her insult me and hurt my feelings
While she steps on my dick
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>>2575784
There are no such things as lines that should not be crossed.
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>>2575670
Splendid. You don't know how well that actually works out for me. Didn't get much sleep last night, and an appointment in the early afternoon tomorrow, so I'd probably lose some quality as we went, and flag far, far too early. Plus, this gives me some time to ruminate on ideas. I've never had time to really 'plan' something like this before, nor a continuation like this, so it should be quite interesting. Again, if you have any preferences at all, even the slightest inclination, do let me know. The real reward in all this is leaving you smiling at satisfied, and I assure you I'm quite excited to write in just about any direction.

As for starting time, I can go either way. I'll leave that call up to you.


And you're quite right about that last bit. A mare so strong and beautiful deserves only the finest things in life, and her clothes should be no exception.
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>>2575742
He posted a few paragraphs last time he was here.
I got a boner.
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>>2575812
Fuck you Pinkie
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god here with another fantastic picture of my fetish whor- err, i mean, water goblin fatfuck thing
oh god i love it when she gets all that water
okay im fucking spent that was a good cum
catch you faggots later
suck my cock
eat my shit
love you analfisting fuckpuppets peace
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> INSULT GENERATOR

"I am going to finger you so unkindly it will make your car reek for hours."

Man I heard this in Rarity's voice and totally popped boners.

Is this THE QUICKENING, MLPG?
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>>2575739
She might pat him on the back, but unless he cleaned himself up and showered then she wouldn't touch him. A slutty mare is desperate for sex, but she also doesn't have to look hard to find men or stallion that are both willing and nice to look at.
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>>2575810
10/10 would fap
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>>2575824
You know, retarded fucking useless posts like this are against the rules now. A janitor was deleting them the other day.
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>>2575720
nice~ thanks for being the one to post it.
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>>2575696

>Oh my shit, if you don't shut your beak, I will shut it for you with my dick.
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>>2575839
HAHHAHAHAH OH GOD
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I haven't sucked a drawfag's dick all day.

This is an interesting feel.
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>>2575839
you mad bro
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>>2575846
Terrible thing is, I know people who would fap mercilessly to the premeditated murder and rape of the Mane six

But only in that order
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>>2575839
The real Glittar Glug would never resort to such crass language/
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>>2575810

You just reminded me of that gif of a dog being beaten to death with a shovel.
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>>2575850
>From the first second I met you, I knew you were a buttfucking muggle.
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>I will destroy you right in your humpbacked bearded clam, you pony porking baddie.
Well, it's wrong on both counts.
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>>2575848


yer welcome. Hit me up again if you wanna do something again, I've got that temp email account set to forward messages to my actual email so I won't miss it.
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It's funny that the impersonator can't draw bad enough, and people still think he's GG
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>>2575845
I suppose that's true... Maybe she'd do him a favor and turn him.
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>>2575786
With a bit of thinking you could turn that around. You hold the supply and she has the demand.
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>>2575873
Man, if only it could be like "the Lobo" from World War Z

Just lobotomize the girl and rape the nearly-headless corpse

I say nearly because her mouth is still there, still warm and inviting even if it's lolling out just a little too much ...
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>>2575847

Shitposting outside of /b/ has always been against the rules.
Not like that stops people though.
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>>2575887
Nobody is thinking that.
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We're like 20 images away from the new horse.

Please, some tripfag make it later.
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>>2575887
I am sure most of the people knows that an impersonator.
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>>2575856
here, now i am a drawfag, you may suck now
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>>2575878
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>>2575873
and you just reminded me of that .gif as well
I hate you right now ;_;
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"You masturbate too often and your room smells."

Looked at a photo of Fluttershy

It would explain why they so rarely go to her cottage
Oh god
Oh god
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>>2575893
But would you even be able to while she was mind-controlling you like she did Shining Armor?
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>>2575910
DRAW MY OC MAKING OUT WITH RARITY
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>>2575895
If someone makes a Lobo I would spend money for one.
Just so I can frame it like the one dude did.
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>>2575797
I posted a picture of Oppenheimer for a reason. I know most of you don't take part in these things.
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>>2575850
Fluffy griffon is best griffon
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>>2575911
Really, /co/ is our mother, but /jp/ is our father.
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>>2575910
Meh, its okay I guess.

You could have put a penis joke in there or something.
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>>2575925
>Fluttershy musky cottage
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>>2575925
>Fluttershy masturbates too often and the smell of her room reflects this.
Oh god... Oh gee... Oh sheesh...
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>>2575925

>You'll never smell Fluttershy's room
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>>2575845
Well hey, now, let's not rule it out. Clearly the fellow has issues he needs to work out, and a good hard fuck might be just the motivation to get him to ditch the scraggly chin hair and start using soap.If I can turn a trick and turn a life around at the same time, I'm doing more than good job, I'm doing god's work.
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>>2575925
DYEWTS?
It's because she keeps all those animals in her house. She feeds them right in her living room. She probably lets them shit all over the place. The place probably reeks of animal dung and musk.
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>>2575936
> Oppenheimer
Oh man
My favorite book
Please, tell me more about how ponies have become death
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>>2575942
So, is /v/ our creepy uncle or what?
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>>2575925
heh
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How is everyone's ponae today?

Sufficient?
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>>2575960
Well, if you're willing to fuck the greasiest neckbeard, then I don't see how you can stoop any lower.
You say you're trying to turn his life around, but you could say that about anyone.
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>>2575886
Good to know. I'll be in contact. I'd like to have some more fun with you.
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>>2575925
What the hell does the "C" stand for?
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why....

WHY
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>>2575986
Need more pone.
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>>2575984
If it helps, I just refreshed and got this "I can handle dirty, but your repulsive stink is a trifle outrageous."

Man, Rarity is a stone cold bitch to Pinkie.
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>>2575720
A little different, but not bad. I'd dribble advice around, but that might seem callous or ungracious.
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>>2575997
Canterlot, I presume.
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>>2575929
here, gib brony bucks plz
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>>2575957
>read that in Koosie's voice
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>>2575997
cock.
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>>2575831
Well far be it from me to inconvenience you with porn text. I eagerly look forward to whatever you come up with to unleash on me. I'll aim for around 10-11 if that's alright with you, give or take an hour.
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>>2575959
>>2575957
>>2575956
I too enjoy the prospect of Fluttershy's masturbatory odor.
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>>2575986
Same old same old.

And yes.
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Caped this out of a Pony confession thread..I wan't to make this happen if only in china.
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>>2575999
How the fuck am I supposed to read this?
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>>2575696
>Remember that time when all of your friends took that awesome roadtrip? No? That's because you have no friends.
eat shit ;~;
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>>2575975
I want to read that book so. fucking. hard.
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>>2576032
Me too but Twilight masturbatory odor is my favorite.
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Sorry anon, i still haven't even finished my gesture sketch yet. This ones giving me a bit of trouble and I keep getting distracted. I will try to finish within the hour.
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>>2575979
No,
/v/ is that annoying childhood friend who always comes over unannounced and you really don't like him at all but you're bored so fuck it.
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>>2575888
If she wouldn't fuck him then there's no way in hell she'd do that. Just imagine every thing about him, only now he's a mare that wants nothing but sex. It would be a blasphemy against nature.
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>>2576027
Nah, that was >OH GEE OH GEE OH GEE!
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>>2575997
Celestia?
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>/mlp/ - ERP Metting-grounds
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>>2575959
>>2575957
>>2575956
>>2576032

oh

my
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>>2576024
Best new artist
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>>2576032
>>2576048
... I haven't enjoyed the scent of a woman in weeks.

Goddamn it
I reek of Cheesecake Factory and poor exercise
Time for more discipline, then bitches
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>>2575850
Reminds of that "shut her mouth before I fuckstart her head" line.
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>>2576057
God this is so real it scares me
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>>2575999
all I can imagine is
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>2575994
Is it wrong that I want to see "The Greasiest Neckbeard" made into a children's book now?
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>>2575994
Well, you don't get called a slut for nothing, but you know good and well that that was hyperbole for the sake of sounding grandiose. I'm here for whoever needs it, and if they'll put the work in to meet a standard, I'll take it anywhere they want to put it.
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>>2576072
I have tapped into a hereunto unspoken desire for Eau de Fluttershy

Oh my.
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>>2575696
Your aunt is pretty. It's a a pity you fell out of the repugnant tree and landed in a pile of diarrhea.
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>>2576048
Why not a masturbation hotbox with all six? Your brain would probably break with lust.
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>>2575696

>So regularily do I feel the urge to molest you. Perhaps once a day.
I'm confused, yet excited.
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>>2576058
I was under the impression that the Slutty Mare infection also made you pretty and cute as a mare with an insatiable desire for cock and generally slutty personality.
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>>2576111
> masturbation hotbox
> that scent when you've had a nice hot quim quivering under eager fingers
> that faint alkaline that's unmistakable
God
I am whimpering here
I need some pussy in my life again
Fuck summer
Fuck graduation
Seriously
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>>2576030
Inconvenience me? Gracious, you can do no such thing.That said, perhaps the surprise is half the fun.

Presumably you're speaking in '4chan time' (EST) yes? If so, sounds wonderful. If not, that's fine too, just let me know so I can adjust.
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So we roleplaying now.
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>>2576013
I wouldn't mind. Neither of us are very experienced anyway. I'm sure we could use the criticism.
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>>2576112
Twilight with ... yearnings?

Do go on.
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>>2576111
Don't you ever want to be normal?
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>My Little Dungeon will never update anymore
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>>2576136
i call wizard
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>>2576039
As hilarious as that whole debacle was, I question whether you'd find enough interested parties to cover the cost of production in sales.
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>>2576155
Dibs on barbarian.
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>>2576155
FUCK YOU I WANNA BE THE WIZARD
I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
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>>2576096
Well, I suppose that's a nice thought.
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>>2576013

Go ahead, we'd appreciate it.
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>>2576155
Dibs on Human Fighter.
All dem feats.
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>>2576144
I was going more for 'mope masturbation because she's never going to get that damn mare' but yearnings works too.
Also is it just me or was my post deleted?
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>>2576151
Normal? Ohhhh what fun is there in being normal?
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>>2576024
pffff fucking faggot you dont have shit on my balls, cuntstop autismland newfaggot dickweasel
im dragwin anon so that i dont get fludded by fucking request and cocksucking because i already came 2nite
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>>2576151
Never.
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>>2576167
BLOODNINJA GET OUT OF HERE.
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND OUT WAY HER RHINOS CAN'T SEE GOOD.
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>>2576127
>quim

And suddenly I was reading it in Loki's voice.
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>>2576132
Yes, since I live on the edge of EST anyway. Now I really ought to get some sleep.

Tomorrow just became much more interesting for me.
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>>2576068
Back in my day we only did this sort of thing if the thread died and left us unsatisfied. Kids these days just pop in whenever they get horny.
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>>2576154
>getting excited over mediocre anthro porn

get out
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>>2576176
You only get two feets.
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>>2576167
>>2576187
GUYS WATCH OUT! THE GONG IS ARMED AND I THINK THE GAZEBO IS TOO.
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>>2576203
Where do you think you are?
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>>2576190
that game sucks you're such a nerd twilight
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>>2576195
Funny, I read it in Jane Eyre's.

God I hated that movie
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>>2576183
sexy would save again great work anon
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>>2576203
Where.jpg
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>>2576190
Oh man, Settlers of Catan. I fucking love that game.
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>>2576154
>He actually like's Doxy's art

[gay]
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>>2576212
*egghead
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>>2576190
Oh my god

Is that Settlers of Catan?
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>>2576183
> tongue blush
10/10 would fap again
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>>2576169
>>2576013
Well, if you say so. One thing I noticed was that one of you tried to sort of 'shift perspective' about halfway though, into something more akin to what you see in dead horses, rather than a discussion. Didn't hold, of course, for whatever reason. You'd be surprised what something like that can do for a scenario. It makes it a bit more... How to put it... Personal, I suppose.
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>>2576125
Generally yes, but there are some things it just can't do. Turning that thing into an attractive slutty mare is not possible.
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>>2576226
oh hello there ytp
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>>2576190
rainbow what the fuck are you doing
get dat longest wall bonus nigga
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>>2576190
that is a fun and infuriating game
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>>2576093
I want to see that too.
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>>2576243
That sounds like a challenge, to me.
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Just move your little rump~
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>>2576198
Likewise. Funny how that works out sometimes.

Pleasant dreams, dear.
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>>2576112
She keeps a box of photos of Dash under Dashes bed?

Would MLPG keep their porn of their favorite pony under their favorite pony's bed?
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>>2576183
If you're going to impersonate GG, could you at least try to match the style? You're putting way too much detail into your drawings.
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>>2576275
She is not very smart.
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>>2576275
If I had access to her bed, I wouldn't need porn of her.
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>>2576181
why

its always the same shitty art too
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>>2576275
No. I keep it in system32.

Or root/
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>>2576190
Do you Catan?
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>>2576287
Because this is hell, anon, and the powers that be won't let it die.
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The people who whine about things are more annoying than the actual thing they're whining about
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>>2576281
Ugh, how does he make everything look so good with a mouse

I mean, where do you even begin to learn how to do something like that? I know for sure there are no tutorials for it.
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>>2576190
Have wood

Need horses
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>>2576281
oh yeah sure okay whatever newfag
gliglug dosnt need to match some faggyass other dipshit lowtier style when hes fucking god
when eh gets back on im goig to tell him what a dumbfucking stupid assmunching dipshit you are
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>>2576285
YOU ARE HAVING A SLEEPOVER WITH YOUR FAVE PONE.
YOU ARE SHARING A BED, LYING BACK TO BACK.
SHE IS ASLEEP. YOU ARE AWAKE.
DO YOU ATTEMPT TO MASTURBATE WITHOUT DISTURBING HER NOW THAT YOU ARE SO CLOSE AND IN HER BED?
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>>2576312
he's been doing those kinds of drawings for years
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>>2576260
You would fail and create something hideous.

While we're on the subject would anyone be interested in continuing that Slutty Mare quest I ran at some point in the future?
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>>2576163
Think if i skipped dash and made a futtershy i'd do better?
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>>2576308
As fucking usual. This is true of 99% of everything there is to complain about.
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>>2576207
I CAST MAGIC MISSILE AT THE DARKNESS!
http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP
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>>2576328
Absolutely, that was lots of fun.
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>>2576312
Well to be honest, there isn't really that much going on with either of these guy's drawings. I think that's what the troll is trying to point out.

The lines are fairly simple. So is the style. Since there really isn't much detail, GG can make drawings really fast without too much effort. Generally, the style is rather appealing because he probably has a steady hand and knows what he's going for before he starts.
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0-5: Drawings
5-9: Writings
Dubs:stream
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Anyone have a link to the latest Renne Quest archive?
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>>2576326
This.

He's definitely improved over the years, but he keeps his drawings the same. He works more on consistency than improving fidelity or detail. if they were more detailed (or 'better' as some people put it), it just wouldn't be the same. I *like* weaver's stuff. I liked his Player 1 comics. I loved the drawfag threads. I don't want all that to stop. It's a miracle it hasn't, after 7 years.
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>>2576328
Only if we can attempt to turn a disgusting brony neckbeard and make him into some sort of abomination.
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>>2576349
>open this
>the first thing I notice is the picture
>mfw
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>>2576326
I don't want to take years to make something that looks even vaguely like what I want it to look like.

sign
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>>2576349
magic missile!
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Who's excited for when Season 3 manages to be lower than Bioware tier writing?
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>>2575911
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0XFpbfpA0PK
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>>2576378
ur mom
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>>2576328
Mite b cool, if you're willing.

>>2576371
That's a terrible idea
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So we getting any feels tonight or what.
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>>2576303
Yes I do.
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>>2576241
I dunno if the other guy has done anything like this but I've done some stuff in dead horses before. I might've been the one that slipped into that perspective. I do appreciate that you're bothering to advise us by the way.
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>>2576390
Luna is a very tall pony
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>>2576190
Fuck Catan. Catan is boring as piss. Babby's first eurogame.
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>>2576379
You forgot the little 'cry to dads dick forever noob' at the bottom. Requesting completion please
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>>2576390
> you will never feel the rush one feels when Fluttershy coos, murmuring Oh, you're so big you're touching my womb.
> Luna knows this on a nightly basis.
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Stop procrastinating. Work on your programming.
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>>2576371
Now, I know you do NOT want descriptions of fucking The Greasiest Neckbeard.
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>>2576390
>you will never be one of Fluttershy's pets, unable to speak
>your best attempts at communication only get you an "awww" and a treat.
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>>2576390
Dunno.

Go read this though, if you want some Lunashy. It's got socks and feels!
http://averystrange.deviantart.com/art/Luna-s-Day-Out-Chapter-1-252156386
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>>2576377
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>>2576355
>>2576386
Well I guess two players is enough. I talked with an anon about this last night and he suggested trying to infiltrate a different fortress. If we went with that route I'd have you be going solo to make things challenging.
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>>2576432
Fluttershy can communicate with animals. It's her special talent. Do you even lift?
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>>2576433
New horse... but, what happened? What was deleted?

>>2576366
Log 5: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%205.7z
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>>2576349
Someone post a link to that video please.
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>>2576432
>the rage of the white hot intensity of a million suns
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>>2576450
>20 images early
Get it together, Tyrone.
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>>2576450
We have picture left, man.
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>>2576393
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>>2576450
>sentenal thread
>7 images early
Ugh
I'll make the new thread
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>>2576450
Always refresh before making a new horse.
Way to be twenty minutes early.
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>>2576448
Could be cool. We can leave the other sluts to take care of Slutty Mare Fortress #1.
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>>2576371
That's a bad idea.
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>>2576379
Now with extra Norwegian ear-rape.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s01RruRW2zRN
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>>2576468
That was a fun thread.
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>>2576464
>>2576465
>>2576471
>>2576473
...Fluffy pony, right?
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>>2576431
Yeah... I just want to see how she'd turn out...
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>>2576450
Thanks. What kind of crazy puzzle shit did LK pull this week? Should I be scared?
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>>2576410
Well I knew at least one of you had. The other claimed inexperience as well, but didn't give any details. Either way, you guys did fine for what it was. There were a few slightly clunkier lines in there, but again, that was more a symptom of keeping the discussion format.

Take anything I say with plenty of salt, by the way. If what you do makes you happy, don't change a thing about it, because that's what's really important.
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>>2576494
Awful.
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>>2576487
Welp, back in the filter you go. Stop making threads you shit head.
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I hate Fluffy pony spam so much

>>2576495
Some creepy stuff happened, thought nothing real serious like Log 4.
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>>2576448
Sounds like a plan.

You might 'advertise' a little before you do it, to garner interest. Maybe at a slightly earlier time.
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>>2576512
I just don't see how a Slutty Mare can be all that awful. She might remain a bit chubby and a bit greasy, but it couldn't be that bad.
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>>2576520
Why did you take him off in the first place you whiner?
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>>2576448
When are you planning on doing it?
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we ded
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>>2576474
I figured they'd go after the people fleeing the fort. The security force was completely compromised by the time the alarm was raised so the survivors had no choice but to flee. There aren't any dicks in an empty fortress so most of the slutty mares left to chase them. You'd still have one or two with you, but getting them into the fort would be very dangerous and very difficult.

>>2576526
>>2576540
It looks like my weekend is going to be very busy and I still need to think of situations to throw at you so I don't end up repeating the last quest. I don't like instigating this sort of thing so I'll wait until MLPG starts talking about slutty mares before trying it.
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>>2576535
He stopped using his name

But like all autists, he can't stop being a useless attention whore.
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>>2576571
I'm sick of this shit.
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>>2576524
Hmm. I'm still going to look, though. I refuse to believe he can go a session without fucking with our heads.
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>>2576577
...but that makes no sense. If he stopped using his trip, why did you take it off your filter? I think you like talking about him regardless of what he does
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What's your favorite pony picture?
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>>2576613
As one of sentenal's more dedicated haters, I can confirm this. It's way more fun yelling at him than it is with him gone.
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>>2576623
Don't make me choose, leth.
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So, MLPG.

How many of you know how to cook?
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>>2576623
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>>2576623
>this kills the thread
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>>2576645
only boiled eggs
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>>2576573
Mm. I can relate.

So be it, then. I look forward to it, whenever it may be.
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>>2576623
>duplicate file
>>2576643
mah nigga
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>>2576623
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>>2576623
MS's "I can't fap to this" picture of human applebloom with a penis with phimosis.
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>>2576623
This one right here.
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>>2576662
By far the best art in this fandom.
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>>2576623
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>>2576645
Reasonably well.
I made red beans and rice the other day. It is my favorite thing.
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>>2576501
Heh, you know, I was kind of expecting you'd tear us a new one. This is 4chan after all. I know it wasn't perfect and it is what it is. Thanks again.
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>>2576652
CHRIST SENTENAL YOU FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE STOP POSTING THAT STUPID FANFICTION CRAP ALL THE TIME

YOU ARE THE BIGGEST AUTISTIC SHIT STAIN I'VE EVER SEEN
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>>2576623
I could never just pick one.
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>>2576645
i can cook a bit
>>2576623
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>>2576613
I took off how to filter Ross' filenames when the coward changed them
I took off the autists when he 'stopped'. What's your point? Also, I'll let you in on a tidbit.
>>2576633
Sentenal likes painting himself as a target, and then people like him relentlessly attack his stupid ass. All he has to fucking do is leave it off. He will NEVER understand this concept. Autism.
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>>2576534
maybe I could be your chubby and slightly greasy slutty mare tonight
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>>2576645
I'm pretty much a master chef, why
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>>2576677
I was worried I wouldn't find the rest of the set.
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MT how's the thing?
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>>2576683
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>>2576623
Per usual, mine has been covered >>2576643

Instead, have favorite picture of favorite pony.
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>>2576696
People still call him out and bitches at him when he has it off. Doesn't matter hate anon, YOU are the true cancer.
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>>2576703
Just in case I have to live with any of you.
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>>2576713
>>2576713
>>2576713
>>2576713

>>2576713
>>2576713
>>2576713
>>2576713
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>>2576696
...you are an idiot. He doesn't trip all the time, in fact, the posts he's done have been contributing. Thread making and linking things he's done.
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>>2576726
>
>>2576433
Was made early, but still first.
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>>2576743
>making threads and youtube links is contributing
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>>2576726
Stop being a goddamn faggot and just fucking deal with it you addle-pated cunt-wipe.
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>>2576682
I would never be so crass, especially not given the subject matter.

Anyway, I'm just glad to see you two enjoyed yourselves. Have a pleasant evening, anon.
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>>2576743
He doesn't really "contribute." He's retarded google, basically.

Regardless, constantly complaining about him is very, very annoying. Far more annoying than sentenal.
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>>2576761
A) Autistic tripfaggot
B) made too early, invalid.
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>>2576776
Autistic google is honestly more appropriate.
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Let's just settle this the way they did with the antipopes:
Leth, make a third general.
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>>2576787
>>2576761
I don't even have to open it to know the first one is bitching about sentenal
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>>2576793
Sentenal is an idiot, not autistic. His crime is his criminal stupidity, not an inability to comprehend human emotion.
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>>2576697
'my heavy, raspy breaths blow across your ear as my scruff tickles your cheek'

Bleh
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>>2576690
> implying Rarity doesn't live in Ponyville, a castle-defense-doctrine area
> implying she doesn't sleep with a glock
> implying she wouldn't waste that good for nothing nigger gook Earth pony invading her house and cuddling her sexually.
> implying everyone but Twilight would understand and think nothing of it in the coming days, with the inquest being little more than a handwave

For God's sakes

next you'll say she isn't Republican at all
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>waiting for the marker
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>>2576817
Leth has it.
Leth is ANTISANIC
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>>2576863
>Leth did not have it
>Leth did not post it
>Anon continues to dick with the marker
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new horse where?
>>
ded boop

I don't know what's happening to 4chan
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>>2577397
Did you post anything after her telling us what the potion did?
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"Well, how would I get into the AEIOU? I imagine security is tight these days."
"If you had some kind of business, that'd work great. It's more lax on the inside frome what I remember, apart from lab safety. Apart from that, you could try hitching a ride in one of the carriages that go in." She shrugs. "Hey, it's not like I thought about it. A lot."

"Why're you and the AEIOU so concerned about this formula? What does it do?"
"It's a... controversial thing, but I think it's pretty radical. Apparently there's a way to magically induce a cutie mark, or something that looks like one, on non-ponies."
"Er, couldn't you just do a tattoo?"
"Well, a cutie mark has actual magic properties. This can simulate more than just the image, or so I'm told. Still, I've heard lots of talk, especially from humans wanting to... transition." She seems disturbed at this notion.

"Any other questions?"

[cont'd]
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>>2577444
"I'm just curious about what it's been like for other humans. We should talk over lunch some time, Miss Guillemot."
"Call me Shana. And yeah, I got all kinds of stories. Nice talking to you, Anon. You know where to find me!"

You thank her for the help and look around for the bazaar. Certainly you should have something more than an Intimate Stamina potion to show for it?

Examining the stalls and prices, you find a wide variety of exotic merchandise and craft pieces, but you'd have to settle for either a bunch of smaller trinkets (enough for Bonbon and the fam) or just one expensive piece.

Whichever you decide, write in your ideas.
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>>2577462
Let's get some stuff for Lyra and Bonbon.
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>>2577479
Lyra's probably been here a thousand times, though.
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>>2577486
Lookin' around here, you'd think, "Sure, she's got everything."
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>>2577462
Let's pick up something for ourselves then.
Maybe a musical instrument!
We can try and get Lyra to teach us how to play!
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>>2577517
We already have that drawing for Lyra, so we should get something for Bonbon. We are a guest of her parents so the polite thing to do would be to get them something, but I have no idea what.
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>>2577542
Probably this. Something small for Bonbon and maybe her people
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>>2577652
>>2577542
What, though?
There's tons of little trinkets we can get.
Do we even have any idea what they like?
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>>2577669
We have absolutely no idea what they like. It might be best to wait until the last day for us to get them something.
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>>2577669
We should probably forget it and move along. Nobody buys gifts for people when they just go out on a stroll to interrogate the local witch.
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>>2577678
That actually sounds like the best plan, yeah.
Maybe hit up Lyra for some info on her future folks and her future wife.
>>2577541
I kinda like this idea though.
Might be cute.
>>
Just remember that we haven't even gotten our first paycheck yet. We likely don't have much cash.
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>>2577695
Cute but doesn't seem very practical right now
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You rack your brain for ideas. Maybe something musical for Lyra? A fancy fashion accessory for her mom? What about Bonbon? And there's no guessing what Lord Travis is into... Lyra's family is so loaded, would they even appreciate any of it?

You decide to wait to get to know them better, but as you stroll through the bazaar, you spot a stall of musical instruments. You know Lyra specializes in strings, so maybe you could get one for her here? Maybe she could teach you to play? Of course, you'd look like an idiot lugging one along with you up to the estate. Ah, the things we do for love.

Of strings, there's an Earth guitar here, and two items of Equestrian origin. One resembles Chinese guqin, though the vendor tells you it is of Griffon design. The other is a Zebra instrument, best likened to an autoharp.
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>>2577786
You also spot a fourth curiousity: a pale green guitar pick carved from horn. This would certainly make a good complement to Lyra's strings collection.
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>>2577806
It's like finding a 1918 Chatterleu Ex-Dragoon in the nugget pile at Big 5.

Inquire Within.
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>>2577786
>autoharp
Oh shit we gotta get that.
Also check out the pale green guitar pick I guess.
Just out of curiosity, how does Lyra play her lyre? IIRC the lyre is traditionally played with a plectrum, and is usually strummed in chords. Or are you assuming she plucks the strings like a harp?
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>>2576705
Hey Leth. You /are/ Lethallin in Tribes, right?
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>>2577806
This for now. Maaaaybe make a mental note about the earth guitar later if we go back for stuff for bonbon.
There's no way Lyra wouldn't be all over a us smacking around a human instruments with our human hands.
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>>2577854
Oh shit sorry guys didn't mean to crash your quest.
>>
>Reddit wordfilters to le Reddit on Ponychan
>>
we ded
new horse where?
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>>2577876
... you kidding me me?
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>>2577898

>>2576713
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>>2577850
I've seen it done both ways, though I imagine a pony hoof would make a natural plectrum. Of course, Lyra being a unicorn, she can manipulate individual strings with her magic.
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>>2577873
>>2577898
Stay a while and listen!

Writing response.
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>>2577806 >>2577865
As interesting as the strange instruments are to you (not to mention the familiar panty-melting Earth guitar), you decide to settle for something more nuanced: the guitar pick.

The vendor seems surprised at first when you inquire about it, and he gladly hands it over to you for what seems a largely nominal price. He almost seems glad to be rid of it.

Back to the estate, finally?
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>>2578023
Awww...
I was hoping we could get a bit more info on that autoharp.
I'm assuming it's scaled so that a pone or pone sized creature could play it?
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>>2578023
>He almost seems glad to be rid of it.
Uh oh. Let's go back to the estate.
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>>2578047
It is shaped to accommodate equine form, and isn't all that much smaller to the Earth equivalent, owning to the need for a more generous space for hoof-based manipulation, but it operates on the same principles.

Also, damned 503s.
>>
we're back
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>moot in charge of server stability

>>2578023
Yes go back
>>
Heading back to the estate is fairly uneventful. You do peek into Pony Joe's to see if Rarity is still there—she isn't.

Inside, you can't even get your coat off entirely before you find Lyra hanging off of your shoulders by her hooves. "Where WERE you? Having fun without us?"
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>>2578180
Tell her that we were exploring around this area of town. Give Lyra the drawing and the pick and explain how we got them, then tell Bonbon we would have gotten her stuff too if we knew what she liked. Lyra said us so I'm assuming Bonbon's around somewhere.
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>>2578214
Seconded

>tfw two players and you're bad at decision making
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"So where's Bonbon and your mom?"
"They're relaxing in the hot tub, actually. I thought I'd go check out the old music room while they did that, and then... well, I kinda sensed you were here. Weird, now that I think about it." Lyra ponders this for all of a second. "Join me in the music room? We'll have a bit of privacy, and maybe you can try that pick."
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>>2578214
I'd suggest leaving out the bit about Bonbon unless we're asking, but for the most part that sounds like the best option.
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>>2578430
"Sure."
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>>2578430
Sounds like a plan.
>>
Wow, what the hell? It cut off the first two thirds of the post.

>>2578214
You explain to Lyra that you were exploring town, and even show her the gifts you got for her. She's intrigued by the sketch of your hands and has you hold them up to compare.
"Wow, I can't believe you bumped into Rarity! Too bad she can't see what else those hands can do, huh?" Lyra gets a dirty grin on her face.

"I've never really used picks, but darn if this thing doesn't look rad awesome." She admires the guitar pick, examining its etched design closely. It looks like a skull with two spiral horns coming off of it. "That design, it must be minotaur. They hold this between their fingers to play a string, same as humans."

and then
>>2578430
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>>2578461
>It looks like a skull with two spiral horns coming off of it
...Are we really going there?
Are we gonna have to have a guitar battle against Pony Satan and have him pay our rent?
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>>2578442 >>2578454
The music room has a much warmer atmosphere to it, owing to the simpler architecture of flat planes hewn from dark wood. Most likely due to acoustics.
"Yeah, my parents spoiled me and built a big room. They support most of my interests." She pulls you to an opening in the center, getting a kind of look in her eyes. Her horn glows and you can hear the faint snap of the door locking. "Most of them, anyways."

Business, or pleasure?
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>>2578536
Business. Her parents mansion is a horrible place for us to fuck. Tell her we figured out that it's possible to get a discrete taxi to where we need to go but aren't sure how to go about hiring one.
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>>2578503
Hey, it's a good contingency if the job with Bonbon doesn't work out!

No, I'm joking. It's just a guitar pick.
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>>2578536
Business.
The last thing we wanna do is get caught fucking her by her parents.
I mean, shit. That's like the worst possible option.
>>2578572
But we didn't buy the guitar!

also aww
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>>2578614
>>2578565
But who knows when the next time you'll have a chance for sweet waifu lovin' will be!
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>>2578637
It'll come.
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>>2578565
"Here? Now? In your parent's mansion?" You question Lyra even as she pulls you towards the floor, but you stop her with a gentle grasp on her eager hooves.
"Well, where else we gonna do it? It's not like we can up and leave for a hotel."
"We have to talk about the AEIOU."
"Oh sunspots, yeah, about that." She slumps down and just lies on her back.
"It's a mess downtown. I think we can get a taxi, but I'm not sure. Will they send one out for you?"
"I called them to let them know I was in town. I'd just have to call them again to arrange a pickup."
"And you have a cover story?"
"Uh, yeah, like, um... transCendenZ guild meetup. Yeah. Parents and Bonbon don't care for the game at all."

"So, Anon... They said they wouldn't ask me to bring the father in, unless I wanted to... you're coming with me, right? I mean, I don't know what kinds of things they'll be doing." Lyra curls up a bit, shaken at some unspoken fear.
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>>2578689
Of course we'll go. We can even use going to the convention as an excuse, maybe we can meet some other humans there.
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>>2578689
Of course we'll go.
Also, how far is Lyra in her pregnancy?
We might not be able to hide it for much longer...

>>2578712
What convention?
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>>2578689
Fuck yes we're going

>>2578730
Think he meant guild meetup
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>>2578746
Preeeetty sure that that's just an excuse.
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>>2578757
Of course it's an excuse.
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>>2578730
I assume he means the guild meetup thing.
Though I was under the impression that that was mostly a humanophile thing though, and there wouldn't be that many actual humans.
That said, Lyra simply dragging us along to show us off still works as a cover story. I'd be a bit worried about BonBon trying to tag along with intent to try to keep us from being mobbed by her guildmates.
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>>2578730
Your best guess is Lyra's been pregnant for over a month. Ponies have longer gestational periods, so it's not evident yet. However, you know that between your meeting, and her hiding it for a long while, not to mention the logistics of having to get her test results to the AEIOU, she's probably further along than you'd like to admit.
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>>2578757
>cover story
>guild meetup
"We can even use going to the (guild meetup) as an excuse (to accompany Lyra)"
>>
You recall that the popular MMO has a cross-world playerbase, not to mention both you and Lyra have player accounts on it. Yes, you're even in the same guild! The two of you meeting with fellow guildmates IRL is a totally sensible outing. There might even be other humans there, or at least anthrophiles who'd take an interest in you.

"Well, of course, I'm coming with you!" You reassure her and stroke her mane. "I'm not going to make you go through this alone."
"They'll know you're the father."
"I don't see what's wrong with that."
"Okay." She still seems pensive. "But you don't have to, you know? I mean, I don't deserve it. So if you don't want this responsibility, I won't force you to take it."
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>>2578921
"I want to go."
There isn't actually a guild meetup, is there?
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>>2578921
>cross-world playerbase
Eh?
Explain, please?
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>>2578936
No there is not
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>>2578936
There is no meetup. Lyra is lying to her parents and Bonbon.

AGAIN.

>>2578947
Earth and Equestria are separate worlds. You immigrated from Earth. That an MMO game transcends this boundary is motherfuckin' magic.
>>
Are we close to wrapping up for the night?
>>
Yeah, we should call it here. With the late start and the 503s and dead thread shenanigans, I am a bit worn out.
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>>2578921
Reassure the hell out of that equine that we are going
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>>2578980
>That an MMO game transcends this boundary is motherfuckin' magic.
ogod
How the hell does that work?
...What does that mean on Earth?
Do they know the existence of Equestria?
I mean, there evidently is a thriving human culture in Equestria, but...
i don't understand
help plz
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>>2578936 >>2579005
You lean down and kiss her. Not one of those sloppy, no-idea-what-you're-doing, trying-eat-the-same-hot-dog, the-lights-are-off-I-hope-this-isn't-a-nostril kisses, but a simple liplock that transfers an inordinate warmth between yourselves. It almost hurts to pull away so you can tell her,
"I want to go."

It's the first real smile you've seen from her since arriving in Canterlot.

[end]
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>>2579022
Yes.
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>>2579002
Aw. It was a good go despite the technical difficulties
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>>2579035
Same time next week?
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>>2579022
I guess the simplest way to put it is: it's like Stargate.
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>>2579056
Same horsefucker time
Same horsefucker channel

I need to focus my material, got all these unnecessary details worming in.
>>
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I'd also like to hear feedback about the bonus scene.

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