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New pony thread.
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> forced anatomy
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>rape
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>rape
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OP is great.
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>get to MLPG right as nu throd starts

YES

I AM WINNAR
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Uh... can you girls explain why we're in this horse?

And why I'm wearing a booping veil?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bUvVVdDXfMM

Everyday until it hurts.
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>going to the dolphin rape cave
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>>2569589
And why Mac looks like a dog?

where the fuck is the marker
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>>2569600
>posting a link
THE PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
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>>2569582
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can someone move the marker?
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>>2569614
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>>2569623

>that feel when the trophy base phases through the hammer
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>>2569614
Boof.
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Link to the horse torrent?
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>I'm going to fix my life tomorrow, get a job and move out of this shithole
>for reals this time

Fuck you, future me. You're going to cock it up again and I wish you stub your toes.
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>Love & Tolerance
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>>2569637
Why pone need cape?
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>>2569656
>A HUNDRED POSTS LATER

really leth

really
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>>2569656
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>hope
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>>2569650
It's like this furfag artist is dedicated to fuck his Afghanhound.
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>>2569667
>Hasbro's face when
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>>2569667
>>2569678
Why v why.
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>>2569678
>ponies face when
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>>2569644
>animators in charge of keeping cels in the right order
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I like Derpy, you guys. I think she's cute and funny and that she needs a good friend. Wouldn't you want to be Derpy's friend?
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>>2569672
Back in my day, speed wasn't everything. Gotta take your time. Marker needs to enjoy it's insertion into the new thread. If it goes too fast something might rip. That wouldn't be fun for anyone.
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>>2569656
Well done, le gardien du marqueur. You have safely moved your précieuse image without it being volé once again.

But I will strike again when you s'y attend le moins.
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>>2569696
Yes. Sexually.
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>>2569678
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>>2569696
I would be Derpy's friend.
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Just coming by from /co/ to let you all know we miss you guys and wish you were back.
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>>2569653
>that feel when Hiimdaisy hats us
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Intel or AMD?
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>>2569701
Well said.
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>>2569696
i would be any ponies friend. especially derpy
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>>2569701
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>>2569600

I just remembered that 18th century ruler of Russia Peter the Great introduced a tax on beards to force his boyars to adopt a more modern European look. Think it's high-time to introduce it in America.
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>>2569724
why are AMD processors less expensive but their mobo's are more expensive

this has never made sense to me
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>>2569728
>that fucking filename
Jesus, my sides
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>>2569736
Fuck you, Pepe. You used to be a happy frog. What happened?
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>>2569720
You said that last night.
I don't believe you.
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>>2569761
>>2569720
Banning ponies was the best thing that happened to /co/ and the rest of 4chan.
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>>2569696
I don't make friends with ponies who have downs syndrome
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>>2569774
stop being so ableist
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>>2569773
>That entire post
I take it you were never on /co/.
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>>2569696
I would like to be Derpys friend
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>>2569720

Sure. Whatever.
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>>2569773
because im sure having 6 korra threads at a time was better than our one right?
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>>2569720
You must be really bored and lonely to stop in here so often. You can stay with us, /co/ troll guy, we love and tolerate you.
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>>2569720
; _ ;
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>>2569743
I'd rather we tax fedoras.
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>>2569724
The differences are minimal at best
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>>2569785
HOLY

FUCKING

WHAT IS THAT
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>>2569773
>Banning ponies
>The best thing to happen to /co/
>Causing /co/ to implode and head down the path of becoming /v/ 2.0
>The best thing to happen to /co/
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>>2569773

Ponies were banned? I've just seen some on /v/
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>>2569790
this guy
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I would let Cheerilee teach me about pony society and physics. I would even attend a class full of fillies/foals while they giggled at me for being a behemoth attending their basic classes.
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>>2569717
>>2569719
>>2569730
If Hasbro was going to completely obliterate her from reality, would you let her live with you and take care of her so she could still exist?
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>>2569790
>love and tolerate

FUCK YOU
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>>2569799
And b, tg, g and k.
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>>2569809
no
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>>2569799
Even before /mlp/, ponies were banned on /b/ and other boards.
No one cared though.
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>>2569809
Well sure, she'd be an intelligent being in need of help. If I were able to, of course I would.
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>>2569809
>If Hasbro was going to completely obliterate her from reality
>obliterate her from reality
>reality

dude
she's a cartoon
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>>2569809
Yes. But she isnt, hell they made her a toy. Derped eyes and all
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>tired as fuck
>go to my bed
>see a fairly decent size spiderbro hangin out just under my bed

Didnt want to sleep anyway...
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>>2569810
Nigga. Do you know what a >joke is?
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>>2569803
I'd rather be taught by Twilight.
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Does changelings have their own problems with parasites, such as wasps that enjoy paralyzing them and laying their eggs in their squishy insides? Which then hatch and mature, consuming the changeling from inside-out, taking over its brain and forcing it to go on a ravenous feasting rampage, eating anything it can find to fuel the young larvae inside it?
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>>2569833
WHATS A JOKE ANON?
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>>2569828
A cartoon which Hasbro censored.
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>>2569830
that picture gives me feels
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>Everything about this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=bUvVVdDXfMM
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>>2569838
which is why you watch the original version

do you even
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>>2569836
IGNORE IT ANON
IT FALLS UNDER THE HERETIC DOCTRINE OF FUN
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>>2569826
What if she was clumsy and occasionally wrecked your shit?
Would you still love her in a friendly way if she tried her best?
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>>2569724
Intel is generally faster because the architecture is more refined/Intel patented most of the x86 architecture and AMD has to copy it closely but introduce work arounds so that their products work with everything else. AMD is a great company and typically more innovative, but in the long run, they always seem to be slower than Intel processors.

AMD handles the newer memory standards much better than Intel by a wide margin. I will say that. Higher CAS latency times always perform better on AMD over Intel. You'll still notice that Intel outperforms AMD, but not by much.
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>>2569839
the whole series of them is a bit sad. I do think the artist made one last one where she is being redrawn however. Im also a fan of this one.
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which state would each of the mane 6 be from?
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>>2569840
>three months of wint-
Closed tab.
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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE _____________________________________________________________________________________________movie__
____
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>>2569835
No. They don't.
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>>2569859
ARIZONA

THEY'RE ALL FROM ARIZONA
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>>2569859
Africa because they are strong womans.
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>>2569861
KEEP GOING
IT GETS BETTER
OR WORSE, DEPENDING ON WHAT ADJECTIVE YOU WISH TO USE TO DESCRIBE A COMPLETE BRONY TRAINWRECK
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>>2569864

Frankenstein's Island
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>>2569859
Texas

All of them
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>>2569864
Alien or Aliens.
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Why am I here?

why am I STILL here?

Why do i insist on staying wrapped up in a fandom i helped create yet despise?
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http://lil-miss-jay.tumblr.com/post/25102691808/time-you-guys-get-an-explanation

>ASS CANCER
HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
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>>2569864
Fifth Element
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Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
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>>2569853
Of course. As long as her actions are harmless and don;'t endanger others, I'll pay that price for her
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>>2569883
Because s3 is god tier.
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>>2569864
Too many god tier movies to just pic one out.
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>>2569651
Please respond.
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>>2569856
... ... ...

...

... ... ... ... ellipses ... ... ...

...
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>>2569864
Oh God how do I even pick there are so many and they're all so good oh God oh fuck oh man
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>>2569891
Celestia

The one place the sun doesnt shine

Unless she REALLY wants it to
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>>2569839
She just doesn't know what went wrong...
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>>2569856
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2569891
Applejack of course.
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Is the archive not working for anyone else?
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NERDS
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>>2569651
>>2569901
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Requested%20.rars/SMILe.7z
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>>2569919
Sugarcube
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>>2569918

No, it's only not working for you, because we don't like you
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>>2569891
Applejack is most best anal loving pony.
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>>2569918
use mlpg.co/locator
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CagMNLxa9M&feature=youtu.be

just out a minute ago
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>>2569859
Twilight - Connecticut (the southwestern part)
Pinkie - central PA or Kentucky
Applejack - Texas
Rarity - Georgia
Fluttershy - Colorado or Wisconsin
Dash - SoCal
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>>2569919
derpy you are looking especially pretty today.
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>>2569840
Well. I just got to the part with them "dancing" to the music of some brony band.
>man held hostage by PS3 games.png
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>>2569864

The road to El Dorado
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>>2569894
WHAT IF SHE WANTED YOU TO TEACH HER HOW TO KISSSSSS?
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DORKS
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>>2569907
>>2569899
My negroids
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>>2569912
SHE HAS AN ASS OF GOLD YOU BASTARD!
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>>2569897
>McCarthy was best S1 writer
>but then she turned to shit in S2
>but THEN she tweeted THAT

McCarthy confirmed for returning to form.
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>>2569933

Cool. A Machine For Pigs is a silly subtitle though
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>>2569952
Sure, I have no problem.
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>>2569958
I'd let her sit on me.

I know the risks.
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>>2569962
Whats so bad about her? And dont fucking say the wedding or u r a faget.
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>>2569936
Those are all wrong.
Twilight has a Canadian accent, for christ's sake.
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>>2569962
I think she is 2nd best writer. Larson is still #1 in my book.
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>>2569968
3deep5you
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>>2569987

I know I know
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>>2569977
She wrote what might be my three least favorite eps of the season, even though LZ and S&E were great.

Sorry but Cindy Morrow was best writer of S2 if you ask me.
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>>2569986
I think the only Larson episode I dont like is SoME.
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did anon finish the drunkpinkie greentext?
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>>2569980
Really? To me she sounds more JEW
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>>2569973
I want her to sit on my face.
I am worthy.
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>>2569980
>canadian accent

u wot m8
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/b/res/406181775#p406188569

Cute.
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Are there any Derpy >greentext>
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>>2569997
>Sorry but Cindy Morrow was best writer of S2 if you ask me.
She wrote hfs right?
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>>2570004
We can each share a cheek Anon.

Together we shall step into the light.
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>>2569969
What if she wanted to MARRY YOU???
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>>2570004
Actually, I would really like to wake up with her sitting or sleeping on my chest

Would be so cute
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>>2569897
I loved that movie
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>>2570034
And now is pony related anon.
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>>2570020
I could live with that.
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>>2570014
Hurricane, RIAW, Family Appreciation, and Sisterhooves. Solid throughout.
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>>2570011
>Going to /b/
>After 2007
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>>2570030
Waking up with crushed ribs and internal bleeding is worth it.
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>>2570030
For that, I'd say Derpy is in third place after Pinkie, then Sweetie.
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>>2569936
>Dash - SoCal
Pretty much dead on.
I actually knew a chick from school who is almost EXACTLY like Dash. Admittedly, this was a fair while before the show premiered, but looking back on it the similarities were ridiculous.
Runner and swimmer, loud and bullheaded, rarely cared for fashion outside of whatever's cool, even had her hair died rainbow for a while as part of a dare/she felt like it.
Even left for the airforce, iirc. Been a while though, so I might be confusing the branches. Either airforce or navy.
She was also a huge dyke.
Went through something like three girlfriends in the time I knew her.
one of 'em also always wore this purple hoodie too.
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>>2570011

>raiding
>raiding with that
>2011+1
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>>2570054
d'oh my god the thought of sweetie belle curled up asleep on my chest is giving me heart murmurs
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>>2570056

Is that where you get your Twidash obsession, TAW?
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>>2570051
Someone sent me that link. In fact, it's in another /mlp/ thread.
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Do any of you horse fucking horse fuckers have the drawing of Pinkie singing a welcome song to a space marine? It was really cute
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>>2570056
twidash confirmed for IRL canon
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>>2570071
>wake up
>see this
>have heart attack
>the sound of your exploding heart wakes her up
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>>2570098
>She thinks you are sleeping.
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>>2570000
I got quads and still no answer.
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>>2570073
...TAW's a Brit silly.
This all went down in SoCal.
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>>2570098
>she realizes what's happening

"OMIGOSH ARE YOU OKAY?!"

>Her voice cracks on -KAY
>Secondary heart explosion, instant death
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>>2570071
Someone here said he had a half-dream that Sweetie woke him up by snuggling up to his chest under his covers and asking if she could sleep with him because she was scared or something.
I'm jealous.
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>>2570110
>"Anon. It's pretty late and I'm a little hungry. Can we have breakfast?"
>"Anon?"
>"Please wake up."
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>tfw all the Amnesia 2 streams
>we'll get to see Terse shout at monsters until they go away again
>he'll squeal louder than the pigs
Yes

Yessss
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>>2570134
>>2570110
Well this is gonna get depressing quick.

Why MLPG?
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>>2570134
Well, if her cuteness causes your heart to explode, then her tears will bring you back to life.
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>>2570134
>she goes and gets breakfast started for you because she figures you're in a deep sleep

>the smell of burning orange juice does nothing to rouse you from the sweet embrace of death
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>>2570126

Oh, right... sometimes I can't brain good.
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>>2570146
IM SORRY ANON, READ THIS >>2570131
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>>2570149
No, they just reincarnate you as a little colt friend for her to play with
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>>2570131
I refuse to believe that.
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>>2570167
Bad ending.
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>>2570167
OH GOD OH GOD THIS IS GETTING TOO CUTE FOR ME...
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I had a really bad day MLPG

Can someone post best pony to make me feel better?
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>>2570146

Oh don't worry, anon, Swettie would not care if you died
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>>2570167
BEST END

can i do some shota shit with Rarity once i get reincarnated
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>>2570159
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>>2570178
SURE
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>>2570182
FUCK YOU NO NEVER AGAIN STOP
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what if pony didn't have vagina
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>>2570179
go away tidus
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>>2570193
that's what buttholes are for
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did I hear Sweetiebelle?
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>>2570182
>>2570191

Im gonna need two guns for this.
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>>2570176
>"Sweetie! What ha-HApening to me?!"
>Your voice cracks
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>>2570178
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>>2570180
Now now, that wouldn't be fair to Sweetie.
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>>2570134
voice cracks at w-a-ke
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>>2570182
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>>2570178

Sure thing, chief!
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>>2570146

>she offers the paramedics her piggy bank to have them wake you up
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>>2570097
You know it.
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>>2570191
GET
OUT
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>>2570149
>Her tears causes your flesh to erupt in fire, your skin turning to ash and coating her in your residue as your charred skeleton whisks away in the wind
>She goes immediately insane
>Ponies think her house is haunted
>Her insanity is the embarrassment of the entire town
>After her death, her name is stricken from most ledgers, everyone pretending she never existed
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>>2570191
death may visit you shortly
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>>2570203
>"Oh, boy! You're gonna be my new friend!"
>She kisses you on the cheek
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>>2570217
>"i'm sorry, little horse. He's gone."
>Pockets the piggy bank
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>>2570191
>>2570182
>>2570211
>>2570222
>>2570230
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>>2570220
>you will never hear Twibrams engine purr as you attach new armor plating
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time for everyone to die horribly.

Military consists of anonymous, scootanon, sentenal, krabb, sparkler and loudanon. With the exception of two legendary miners (anon and loudanon) and an adequate wrestler (sentenal), nobody has any combat experience. It's wandering around, but it looks like it could decide to pay a visit to my fortress any time. I have no traps, bridges or doors set up. Best course of action?

I never noticed that Ross and Jessy were married the whole time.
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>>2570240
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>>2570228
And that's how Sweetie became a changeling queen.
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>Dog sex
Klondike pls go
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Waifu thread on /v/. What are the chances they will post my waifu and make me go to bed?
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>>2570251
huehuehue
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>>2570251
>sentenal is a wrestler

Why do I find that so hilarious
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>>2570217
STOP THAT SHIT SWEETIE!

YOU ARE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE!
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>>2570259
>/v/
>not posting all ponies

it's only a matter of time, anon
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>>2570268
Sweetie: A- I didn'r me-an to... *tears up*
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>>2570269
But I dont wanna go to bed, a spiderbro is under there.

I mean I dont mind when they come to my desk and ask me to pass the controller but I draw the line at slumber parties.
>>
I want to have a non-pedophillic relationship with Sweetie. Like she's my best little friend and we hang out together and sleep together.
But that could never happen even if they were real...
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>>2568998
This ever get finished?
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>>2570232
>she shows you to her friends
>since you have a blank flank, they decide to let you become a member of the crusaders
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>>2570288
Nope.
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>>2570282
spiderbro loves you and wants you to be happy, faggot

just let him do his thing and stop being a vagina
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>>2570259
To them the concept of being in love with a pony is unimaginable.
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>>2570251
post entire population
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>>2570295
Oh, fuck...
>You will never be a cute little colt, Sweetie's best pal, and Cutie Mark Crusader.
Why was I even born?
>>
>>2570295
This is seriously reminding me of a fic where you are a new colton Poniville and end up together with all three CMC.
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>>2570306
i was not feeling until this post

but now

i have feels
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>>2570298

Doesn't mean they won't post it

/v/ loves to post ponies then be mad about it
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any strams?
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>>2570297
>>2570298
Heh, the image and post above made me chuckle. Maybe I should go to sleep...

>stop being a vagina
>not a maregina
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>>2570298
But... But... It's the purest love there is.
Why have they blinded themselves?
>>
Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that part of being a true friend is protecting the people you care about, even if it means
protecting them from yourself.

I also learned that while friendships are incredible things that can weather almost any struggle, there are certain
things that a friend simply can’t undo no matter how much they want to.

Tell Twilight I love her, and I’m sorry.

Your faithful servant, Spike.
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Derpy is a VERY pretty pony.
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You guys are slowly dying.
It actually pains me to watch this happen to you guys.
I know it's hiatus, but this is slowly descending to brony level.

It's finally ended.
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>>2570306
well sometimes I cry myself to sleep sometimes knowing that I'll never a pony.
for some odd reason I actually enjoy crying myself to sleep
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>>2570259

Depends on how inclined they are to troll today
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>>2570306
>its getting late
>Rarity tells you all its time for everyone to go home
>"But sis....my new friend doenst have a home. Oh oh, can he stay with us!?!"
>>
>>2570319
I thought they used video games for that reason...
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>>2570315
Like.... "Together" together?
At any rate, I need a link.
>>
>you will never be a disembodied voice in twilights head after she botched a mind reading spell on you
She thinks you're dead.
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>>2570315
Oh god, I remember that one too.
It was second person, yeah?
You were so perfect that all three of them fell for you and rather than just choose one, you told them that you liked all three of them and you got your own little harem.
>>2570342
Not sexually.
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>>2570331
I'll keep at it, until it's finally dead.

With my last post, I will curse Derpy
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>>2570342
>>2570315
it was the one where you wind up being a badass ship captain isnt it
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>>2570331

I don't care, I'm not leaving.

I'm going down with the ship.

you cannot stop me.
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>>2570340
>Implying there are videogames on /v/
We're having an amazing Ratchet and Clank thread right now. Pinch me I must be dreaming
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>>2570331
Renard honestly, you were always /b/ tier

Why are you even here?
>>
>>2570331

That's funny hearing from you
>>
>>2570347
>stuck in Twilight's head.
>She's been studying for hours
>"Is this all you DO all day?"
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>>2570339
Argggggglllggargg.....
>You will never be a cute little colt, Sweetie's best pal, and Cutie Mark Crusader, AAAAND live with Rarity & Sweetie.
>>
>panka posted in the /v/ thread

Aww shit it begins. They wont get me MLPG.

They wont.
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>>2570340
>video games
>in /v/
Get a load of this guy!
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>>2570364
I think so.
You set sail with the three of them and you end up finding your father on some island in the middle of nowhere, yeah?
>>
>>2570364
>>2570351

Dreaming about it, but yeah.
When Pip first appeared, I actually thought of this same fic.
>>
>>2570351
That's okay, I really want to read this.
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>>2570379
>you will never be a little colt being babysat by the teenage CMC's
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>>2570379
Sweetie lives with her parents.
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>>2570385
>pinkie
>not already getting you

you're doing it wrong
>>
>>2570407
Hence >You will never
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>>2570408
Hey, I didnt have a choice.

My waifu chose me, and it wasnt ponko
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>Your waifu will never be pregnant with your foals
>>
Any streams guys?

please respond
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>>2570406
>you will never be a cute little talking magic pony, being raised by the human version of your favorite pony
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>>2570374
THAT'S THE PROBLEM

>>2570369
>always been /b/ tier
nah.
>>
>>2570331
>slowly descending
Honestly, MLPG's a fickle thing. Being a pretty much 24/7 thing we always have this constant changing of users so you really can't say anything definite about it.
>>
>>2570431
smaller!
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>>2570420
Fuck now they posted yellowVGQ.

gettin worried

mansweating.png
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>>2570406
I'd rather have a childish romance with Sweetie.
Sharing chocolate milk...
Picking dandelions for her...
Giving her my favorite Star Wars guy...
>>
>>2570385
>panka

Everytim you guys do this with Pinkie's name I keep imagining her covered in panko crumbs
>>
>>2570431
Nice thumbnail, brah
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>>2570439
Yeah, you're so randum
>>
>>2570331
>slowly descending
nigga we in free fall
>>
>>2570447
Sorry I just dont know how to spell her name can you help me?

Is it Punku Pue?
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>>2570299

no but seriously this pony mod is really, really gay. No crossbows allowed because ponies apparently can't use crossbows and no underground crops. Applebucking also seems bugged. Apple quality control doesn't seem to work.
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>>2570404

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1440/Love-Triangles-and-Other-Funny-Shapes
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>>2570431
That's my que. See you guys in three beers and a shot.
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>>2570445
>Giving her my favorite Star Wars guy...
Boba fet?
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>>2570430
>Human Pinkie essentially my "mom"
I don't think I like this.
>>
Why aren't you playing videogames
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>>2570463
Thanks.
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>>2570406
I had plenty of fun with the teen girl who used to watch me as a kid, thank you very much.
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>have something due today
>stay up all night with intents to finish it
>spent all night browsing mlpg and passing out instead

welp, time to fail.
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>>2570422
>lyraquest in a few hours
I'd consider that a good thing.
>>
>>2570328
full autism
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>>2570467
Naw, nigga.
Darth Vader
>>
>>2570478
Because I wanted my first time being Aliens Infestation to be a "no deaths" one and the game autosaved at a bad spot.

I fuckin mad.

I'd be less mad if I knew deaths effected anything.
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>>2570422
You called?

I might be a little late starting tonight, but in the meantime y'all can catch up with these handy pastebins:

INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT
PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK
PART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrAD
PART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9
BONUS7: http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k
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>>2570499
Whoa dude

Things are getting serious between you two
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>>2570494
You cannot possibly grasp how well I know that feel.
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>>2570478
But I am playing videogames
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>>2570511
THE BOYFRIEND ARRIVES
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>>2570499
What if she hate darth?
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>>2570462
>Ross
>Cheesemaker
>No job
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>>2570525
It's not about the character.
She knows he's my favorite.
It's a symbol.
>>
>>2570508
I still think the infidelity the quest has ruined it.
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>>2570520
Well, then, we've got to fight.
>>
Ok guys, we all talk about our favorite ponies and the ones we waifu.

But, if ponies were real and you were in Ponyville, which one would choose to be your friend?
>>
>>2570534
Which infidelity? Lyra or the bouns non-canon chapter?
>>
i get home as fast as i can every day so i can read fanfics!
>>
>>2570533
Oh ok, do you have the sword right?
>>
>>2570534
"Ruined" it? It was there since day 1.

You don't have to play if you don't like it. Are you playing anyways?
>>
>>2570457
>randum

hold it.
I'm off topic in spoilers,
never 'lol xd randumb'.
ever.
>>
>>2570462
>I'm a wrestler

How where the positions chosen? By chance?
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>>2570539
Pinkie is mai waifu.

I would try to be friends with all of them, but I think these ponies would really like me on first impression:
Lyra
Derpy
Twilight
Sweetie

I'm sure I could befriend them all, though.
>>
>go to /v/
>get pony porn

UNF

I like their spammers.
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>>2570563
Link?
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>>2570539
all of them
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>>2570545
>It was there since day 1.

That's my point.

Ruined it.
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>>2570573
>come to MLPG
>get pony porn too

DOUBLE UP

UNF UNF
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>>2570573
I need a 5000x5000 of that Dash face PRONTO.
>>
>>2570573

Nah
>>
>>2570573

TwiDash is a pleb ship.
>>
>>2570462
I better not be one of those pussy elves
>>
>>2570537
he finds it adorable and plays along
he lets you win
he tips his hat to you and tells you to take good care of her
>>
>>2570573
Has he actually left for good?
Aww...
>>
>>2570563

/v/ is such a huge clusterfuck right now
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>>2570594
I guess we can write him off
>>
>>2570573
>those hips on Dash

UNF
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>>2570580
But you're still playing, aren't you
Or at least watching
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>>2570573
>Dem thunderthighs
UN-
>Tails sticking out like loaves of bread
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>>2570600
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>>2570604
Nope. I lost interest nearly immediately once I knew of the infidelity.
>>
>waifu thread 404'd

No sleep for me...
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we aliv
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>>2570585
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>>2570573
I really hate Dash's Cadence hair.
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>>2570638
>>2570639
Thank you based anons.
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>>2570638
>>2570639
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>>2570639
>>2570638
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>>2570593
Victory.
I've won the hoof of sweetest Sweetie.
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>>2570573
taw became a little brony famous and got sucked into the circlejerk, he will not be missed.
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>>2570655
Hey man, fuck you.
>>
>>2570655
Let's not turn this into one of those threads.
Please?
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>>2570666
Satan commands it.
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>>2570653
>>2570653
Wait

I was talking in the context of older babysitter sweetie
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>>2570666
>>2570671
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Would you use pone as toppings?
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>>2570672
I was thinking being the little colt and sharing a childish romance with Sweetie.
We were on two different wavelengths, man.
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>>2569705
Who is this fucking retard?
>>
clubstripes or hardblush?
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>>2570655
Hey! Stop hating on our favorite pegasister, brony! What happened to love and tolerance?
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>>2570680
Only if the food was really bland.
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>>2570680

Only if they were edible in the first place.
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>>2570680

NO
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>>2570680
only if she's okay with it
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Well, MLPG?
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>>2570685

Neither, it's furryshit. Fucking furfag.
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>>2570683
someone who can`t speak french
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>>2570687
Stop.
Tell me your favorite pone.
Tell me why you like her so much.
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>>2570702
6th one
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>>2570702
Can I delete MLP General circa 2010 so none of this ever happens?
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>Brony famous
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>>2570702
#6
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>>2570702
What's RapeTrain?
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>>2570702

I choose to improve your grammar
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>>2570702
None of them, since that means they would invade us.
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>>2570702
Fluffy pone. It`s gone too far
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>>2570682
Gotta admit having the boyfriend of babysitter let you win that fight would be some military-grade hnnng

not to mention the guy would be pretty much guaranteed to score that night
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>>2570720
Write me a story about friendship.
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>>2570683
It's that faggot who stole the Marker some weeks ago and thinks he's so cool and edgy for doing it announcing himself in french (a pretty bad french by the way).

Just another autistic retard /mlp/ gave us.
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>>2570702
I hate all of them equally especially 6, god what shit heads would post in those threads?

but tulpa needs to go.
>>
>>2570719

>deleting everything after dec 2010

Oh man, this guy is such an oldfag, you can tell because he dropped the 2010.
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>>2570702
I don't know what RapeTrain, General Polkovnik, or "Tracy" Threads are. I can guess what a Plot Thread is.
I have literally never visited a thread on this board other than MLP General. I still visit /co/, but this is the only pony thread for me.
If I had to obliterate one, I guess I'd choose Fluffy Ponies.
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>>2570655
I miss him. ;_;
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>>>2570735
I've never had any friends so I wouldn't know where to begin, anon.
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>>2570655
>he will not be missed

Speak for yourself.
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>>2570733
>You will never let the colt Sweetie is babysitting "best" you in a "fight" so that Sweetie will think it's cute and fuck you later probably.
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>>2570726
Some shitty clopfic author /mlp/ shits over itself.
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>>2570702
GENERAL. FUCKING. POLOVNIK.
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>>2570763
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>>2570774
Does he do rape?
>>
Should I play a wizard or a sorcerer in NWN2?
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>TAW never wrote another AJ fic before going away
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All of the best contributors are leaving or are already gone, you no longer have any excuse for why you're still on mlpg. If you truly loved this community, you would leave.
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>>2570783
IIRC he wrote a greentext where sentenal rapes jessy's OC
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>>2570702
What the fuck is "Rape Train"?
>>
Can we agree that
Sweetie has the softest, squishiest butt
Scootaloo has the firmest, leanest butt
and Applebloom has the most bulbous butt

Because this is my headcanon.
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>>2570799
Nigga Dook got in a firefight

aint no way I'm leaving with shit like that going down
>>
>>2570799

And you are here because?..
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>>2570783
He writes half assed contrived "Grimdark" rape power fantasy fics.
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>>2570763
I've had people I hanged around with in highschool, but never saw them outside of it. Didn't you have any of those, anon.
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>>2570809
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>>2570809
link
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>>2570799

I wish you people would shut the fuck up. I can list several contributors that still come here. IF you faggots are SO goddamn unhappy, just leave already and spare your pissing and moaning.
>>
>>2570797
TAW is not gone for good, for certain. The best thing to do, if you want him back, is to stop bringing him up.
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>>2570805
>where sentenal rapes jessy's OC
So, he's one of us then?

>>2570805
>>2570817
Any links? This is the first time I've heard of this guy.
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>>2570806
See
>>2570774


>>2570783
I don't read furry, so I wouldn't know.
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>>2570810
Hey, don't make this about me.
>>
m- m- maybe i can be your taw tonight
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>>2570835
darf pls
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>>2570799

Rose still posts.
Tess still posts.
People like you have been doomsaying since before the migration.
>>
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
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>>2570828
Fine fine, I dont usually talk about him unless he is present anyway.

and all I do is say "AJ FIC DONE YET?"

Hope he knows I love him
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>>2570793
Wizard, why is this even a question?
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>>2570832

Well I was curios why you don't practice what you preach
>>
when did taw leave
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>>2570839
sentenal plz
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>>2570623
Maybe you can ask Aspirant to write you a good-feely happy sugar sunshine Lyra waifu fairy tale.

While the real men make the tough decisions and toil to save Anon's soul and child
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>>2570702
I guess tulpa, but I would delete half of them.
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>>2570850

Brony fame?
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>>2570835
Write me a fapfic
Second person
The Only Human in Equestria X Full-Retard Derpy
Not rapey in the least
If anything, she pressures him into it

And I will be loyal to you until the ends of the earth.
>>
>>2570805

What, you mean Sparkler?
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>>2570859
>when
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>>2570845
You're right, real men watch Legend of Korra on nickelodeon.
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>>2570623
It's LYRAQUEST. Simply the fact that its about LYRA implies infidelity as much as MRS.CAKEQUEST does.
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>>2570850
After like 2 people got real mad at him and fimfiction looked better than here
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>>2570870
A couple of days ago and he run away because anon keep bitching about him.
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>>2570877
The Finale better blow me away
>>
not that i don't appreciate all this fan-of-the-fandom discussion, but can we talk about something else?

pones, perhaps?
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>>2570870
like a week ago i suppose
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>>2570887
Amon is going to die.
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>>2570868
>Derpy pressures

Derpy is too full retard to think anything through, it will have to be the Anon who initiates.
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>>2570890

No
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>>2570847

Okie dokie. I don't know shit about D&D.
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>>2570850

Same reason a lot of contributors leave.
Becase of shitposters.
>>
>>2570883
>>2570859
>>2570850
Guys, seriously. This is not a good topic.
Can't we talk about ponies?
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>>2570890

Nah man, this is the hiatus. Everyone likes my little shitstorm/doomsaying/fetish general.
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>>2570890
I wish all the old greentext anons were still here. I miss the miles and miles of >feels and waifuing.
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>>2570903
Post my waifu so I can go to bed. /v/ failed to.
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>>2570903
No.
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Darf plz respond
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>>2570897
She knows that she likes this nice man and that thinking about him makes her feel all squishy and warm.
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Derpy is a very talented pony
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Pssst...

Ponaes?
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>>2570912
Rarity.
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>>2570805
I'm going to need a link, good sir.
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>>2570911
I did a greentext once.

it as awful

Nah it got a few laughs.
Apparently people like the idea of ponies walking in to the room while you're fapping.
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>>2570903
OK.

Give me a good reason why this isn't the best ship. bet you can't
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>>2570923
Her back leg is bent incorrectly.
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>>2570924

Cute ponoease.
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>>2570926
Nope, and it needs to be an image, thems the rules.
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>>2570912
If your waifu is posted you have to go to bed.
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>>2570920
Any one got that greentext Aspirant(?) did about sex with Derpy? I know it ended with something like "feels like a belly full of warm milk!"
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>>2570924
How mad would you be to have Ponokipo break through your wall?
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>>2570924
Would you let this pone into your house?
>>
What do you guys think Derpy's cutie mark represents?
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>>2570940
Not that guy but my waifu is not here.
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>>2570907

We had plenty of pone disscussion about 7 hours ago.
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>>2570940
thats cheatin
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>>2570934

The reason is all ships suck donkey balls
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>>2570934

Nobody can.
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>>2570934
rarity is a confirmed hetero
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>>2570945
Every day I wake up dreaming of this moment
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>>2570945
No, she'd break something.

Probably me!
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>>2570952
All of the characters introduced in season 2 suck and are not waifu material.
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>>2570945
Of course. I'd relish any time she wished to spend with me.
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>>2570959
shes also a slut
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>>2570957
Her mane need lines.
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>>2570964
Bane-style?
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>>2570932
Are you kidding?
There was enough greentext about ponae-walks-in-on-anon-fapping to fill an entire horse.

i used to write a lot of waifu greentext. Not really long things, never longer than two posts, but I had a decent level of proficiency going.

I haven't written any in six months.
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>>2570935
that's just one of her talents
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>>2570970
Your butt need lines
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>>2570965
Brony pls go.
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>>2570970

It kinda does.
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>>2570942
Oh, I remember that one. It was fucking great.
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>>2570965
fuck you i waifu 63 iron will
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>>2570840
And plenty of other people still post as anon.
We have more than five contributors.
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>>2570967
she's also kind of a neat freak when it comes to herself and other people
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>>2570944
I would only pretend to be angry so that she would try "extra" hard to be my special friend.
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>>2570940
Hey wait, did we ever figure out who were the two characters in the balloon supposed to be?
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now that most of the good artists are gone it's time for me to shine!
any requests?
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>>2570965
>implying

Also MILES. PIC WHEN?
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>>2570959

>implying she didn't go full lezbean after her encounter with Blueblood
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>>2570980
I'm not a brony i'm actually Ross
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>>2570965
>not waifu material

Maybe if you're some kind of dull normalfag
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>>2570999
>Two mares young colt tooling some cry
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>>2570997
More Pinkie Pie doing Pinkie Pie stuff
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>>2570821
>>2570824
http://wherethedooksclash.tumblr.com/post/24867678563/gunshot-in-front-of-my-house
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>>2570934

>It's overdone.
>Bronies like it.
>Opposites attract doesn't work in real life.
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>>2570995
I think in the end it was the pink pony with a blonde mane and a cherry cutie mark (who appeared in the balloon in MMDW) and Pipsqueak.
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>>2570997
twilight teaching spike how to dance
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>>2570997
Thunderlane as Chris Redfield from Resident Evil 5
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>>2570991
Why do anons wish to manipulate Pinkie?
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Would you invite Celestia to your birthday party?
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>>2570973
Didnt say it was original.

I wish I was good at greentext.
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>>2570995

Changeling Twi and Spike on a reconnaissance mission
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>>2570997
Pinkie showing Twilight how to shove confetti up her nose.
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>>2571009
Now I can track him!
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>>2570942
I think this is it
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>>2570972
You can't spell pain with out Pinkie Pie!
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>>2570999
>from thumbnail i thought it was futa sisters spitroasting rumble and that one was forcing his head down on her cock

wow what a huge let down when i opened
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>>2571011
>Bronies like it is never a valid argument simply by virtue of the fact that bronies like ponies.
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Would you star in Rush Hour 4 with Police mare?

You are Chris Tucker
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>>2571009

Oh, he's Mexican, right?
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>>2571039
Wingfags...
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>>2571001
>implying she did
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>>2571020
Yes. And I would have a whole sheet cake, just for her. Her present to me would be letting me rub her aching, cake-filled belly.
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>>2570934
that part is always so cute
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>>2571020
No.
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Would you throw this pone like a football?
She asked you to.
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>>2571052
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>>2571020
What is this "birthday party" of which you speak?
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>>2571062

I love how Rarity walks in this.
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>>2571060
Yes.
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>>2571020

I don't have enough space in my living room for a tall winged horse
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>>2571031
That's the one! Many thanks!
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>>2571045
does she understand the words that are coming outta my mouth
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>>2571062
>leafs
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>>2571050
Oh, my, I desperately wish to gently rub a pone's swollen, overstuffed belly.
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Can this be a >feels and waifufag thread please?
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>>2571060
>agree to it
>put her under my arm stick out the other one in front of me
>run 100 yards
>SLAM HER THE FUCK INTO THE GROUND AS HARD AS I CAN
>touchdown dance
>gt penalty for showboating
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>>2571080
But which belly is best to rub?
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>>2571062
hnng
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>>2571073
But she's a my LITTLE pony.
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>>2571081
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>>2571081
feels only
non sexual
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>>2571078
hahaha.
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>>2571077
man nobody understands the words commin outta your mouth
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>>2571050
Just one cake?
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i like this pony a lot

i find her more attractive than most all human women

will i ever find happiness
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>>2571093
>>2571078
I don't get it
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>>2571060
Yeah. She could probably glide safely to the ground over quite a long distance if she flapped her wings madly.
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>>2571069
what are you..?
>that dainty steps
HNNNNNNNNNG
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>>2571103
I dont know the name of this pony.
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>>2571098
I like your style.
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>>2571106
the joke is only retards like shipping
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>>2571112
Pancreas Poo
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>>2571112
She looks like a "John".
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>>2571112
Pinkius Pieikus
it's canon
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>>2571103
I feel the same way.
When I'm masturbating to imagination, I rarely finish anymore without thinking of her. Is this healthy?
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>>2571123
What?
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>>2570984
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>>2571103
SongSmile
Learn your pones
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>>2571106
Its spelt Leaves not Leafs you tremendous retard.
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>>2571112
panka pa
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>>2571138
10/10 would hug.
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>>2571137

He's analpained about that ship.
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>>2571081
I recently wrote some incomplete Rarity waifufiction, if anyone wants to read it.
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>>2571138
>Anony

why did that make me feel
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>>2571088
Probably Dash...
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>>2571138
dammit tess I feel a minotaur gil discussion coming on
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>>2571138
>dat mustache
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End of this thread will be the Applejack quest.
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>>2571144
why is she so beautiful and cute while irl women are such assholes
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>>2571138

She's adorable.
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>>2571137
the gif name is leafs.gif
the correct and obvious (if you completed 2nd grade) spelling is leaves
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>>2571112

It's Magenta Muffin, numbnuts
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>>2571140
Oh, I had a certain character named Leafs once.
It just didn't stand out to me as incorrect after seeing it for so long.
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>>2571144
This was the cutest scene in that whole episode.
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>>2571138
Female minotaurs don't have horns.
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>>2571160
Shoot that was supposed to be lipstick and a kitty face.
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>>2571138
Mildly terrifying.
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>>2571144
>Average helium ballon has lifting capacity of about 30 grams
Would you a 180 gram panka?
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>>2571162

Because you never met a woman in your life?
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>>2571162
because she isn't real
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>>2571098
How many cakes do you think she could eat?
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>>2571088
This one
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>>2571170
You mean Rosey Pastry, buddy
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>>2571162

Because you should stop associating with shitty people.
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>>2571184
ITS A CARTOON SHOW!
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>>2571194
>celestia steals 40 cakes.png
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>>2571184
Of course.
She's incredibly light, but flexible, stretchy, and unbreakable.
She is a cartoon.
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>>2571151

I read it earlier, it was pretty good. The second person POV was slightly awkward at first, I'm guessing you don't have much experience writing like that. It also felt like you were going in circles with it by the end, especially how many times you mentioned how special anony is to her. All in all I enjoyed it, keep it up man.
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>>2571195
Damn that kawaii nigga
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For those guys who wanted a stream yesterday, I'll be streaming Alien on the hour.
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>>2571184
yes nonsexually
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Why are there not good feeder fics with Rainbow Dash.
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but why do so many of you have a crush on me?
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>>2571213
>Streaming Allen
>2012
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*poot*
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>>2571208
>bump pinkie
>she flips out like a glitched goldeneye ragdoll and starts floating away
>"whoa whooa whoooooaaaa"
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>>2571205
>Celestia's belly after 40 cakes
there's probably one lucky fucker who has the job of "Royal Belly Rubber"
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>>2571231
Hell if I know. Minus Green is a terrible color
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>>2571194
Around a dozen I'd wager
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>>2571231
Because I want to be the slutty mare.
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>>2571231
Blame Aspirant.
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>>2571224

Holy shit that's a lot of tears. They seem somehow thick, too...
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>>2571224

Fucked if I know.
That one woth Twilight and Panka is pretty good though.
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Hey

MLPG

Butts
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>>2571176
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>>2571213
Cool.
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>>2571253
She is a very dirty pony.
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>>2571231

I don't. But I'll be damned if I miss one of your parties.
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>>2571157
Bluest, most rubbingest belly
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>>2571231
Because you're special, Pinkie. You're different from the others. In every group scene my eye is on you, because you're worth looking at. You're cute and fun and friendly and everything I love and admire.
It's you, Pinkie. And it's not just a crush. It's a mental illness.
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>>2571210
Yeah, I don't. I should probably work on letting the scenes speak for themselves.

I'm more used to first person, but I want the basic of second-person worked out before I get to writing my Fluttershy waifufic idea. Pretty shameful how rarely Fluttershy is depicted like what I have in mind.
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>>2571205

That's as many as four tens!
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>>2571262
Why did you draw a female Charr?
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>>2571248

Ha, that's a pretty funny picture.
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>>2571244
would you trade places with him? You'd have to do the rest of his jobs, and he'd get to sit around and brows 4chan all day.
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>>2571278
and that's awful
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>>2571261
butts
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>>2571253

Her teats have become semen becauser of how much of a slut she is.
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>that 13 episode feel
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>>2571224
http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1780600-My-Little-Pony-Friendship-is-Weight-Gain/map/12
43
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>>2571262
I liked the transvestite version better
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You can go to Equestria and live with your favorite piny BUT you will have to kill one of your family members to do so.
Also your fav. pomy will already be in a relationship so you will mostly just be their slave / playtoy.

Which family member do you kill and which poyn do you chose to live with
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>>2571151
yes please.
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>>2571287
are you a bad enough dude to help her drain her teats?
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>>2571275
Still July?
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>>2571287
I can't even begin to wrap my head around this sentence
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>>2571284
See you fuckers later, I'm off to rub princess belly all day. Do you think Luna would ask for some too?
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>>2571291
This is a good thing.
Better to die young than live longer than you should, growing into an old, twisted shadow of your former self.
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>>2571291
Ms. Levinger would like a word.
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>>2571296

>biological father

Boy, those family member's you never meet sure do come in handy.

>Applejack

I actually miss doing hard labor
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>>2571262
Someone should draw CMC putting on the Rocky Horror Show.
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>>2571231
Well....you know.
You're really fun and stuff. When you're around things are better. You make me happy.

I mean....you're a really good pony is all, Pinkie.
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>>2571287
>her teats lactate semen
unf
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>>2571318
Maggie shoots mrs Burns again.
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>>2571293
The worst part is I've already read this fic.
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>>2571028
there you go.
unfortunately it turned out pretty shitty, i have to go to sleep soon anyway
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>>2571296
Kill my brother.
Live with Pinkie.
My brother is a dick and no one likes him, not even my parents. If I have to kill someone (and I DO, seeing as how it's ponies on the line) it's him.
And I would VERY FUCKING GLADLY be Pinkie's slave and playtoy.
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>>2571337

>marshmallow candy pony semen
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>>2571321
What would she say?
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>>2571310
Was going to be this month but then I still don't have time
So
When it's done
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>>2571314

*tears
>Me in charge of proofreading my posts.
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A baby Nanaki appears.
What do?
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>>2571328
deskjobs are unexpectedly hard on the body
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>>2571296
My Cousin
Live with Dash
Fall out of the clouds and die anyways
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>>2571361
Tears?
Some cry?
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>>2571361
I liked teats better, can we go with that?
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>>2571367

I'm not sure whether I should kill it or raise it to not be a raging furry
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>>2571346
Twilight's eye is a little funky but other than that it's awesome, thanks.
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>>2571355
"I was hired in late March 2012 as a writer on the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic team!"
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>>2571296

Uncle's a massive tool, so he get die for alI care.

Pic related. At least I get to bro out with Spike.
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>>2571295
I thought she looked cuter with horns.
Why can't girlotaurs just have horns?
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>>2571330
totally. i want to see scootaloo as frankenfurter
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>>2571401
They can.
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>>2571396
>That feel when March 2012 was 35 years ago.
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>>2571407

Sweetie Belle is Janet
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>>2571401

They can have whatever you draw on them! Such as penises.
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>>2571418
>tfw 35 years ago was 60 years ago
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>>2571423
especially penises
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>>2571396
Thats nice.
She is beginning S5 or writing for the G4 CGI Movie.
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>>2571401
Thats like saying she looks cuter with a dick. Why cant cute girls just have dicks?
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>>2571401
I can't really think of any female minotaurs in fiction.
But real life female cows do have horns in certain breeds, though.
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>>2571436
They can.
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>>2571401
I did one a while ago.
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>>2571401

They can.
There are plenty of breeds of cattle where the cows have horns too, so I guess you can apply that to minotaurs.
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>>2571401
tess pls draw >>2571330
pls
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>>2571445
But then they;re guys
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>>2571459
Futa just like my japanse cartoons.
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>>2571443

All cows are female anon.
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>>2571436
the world would be a much better place if everybody had a dick
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>>2571407

Celestia and Luna get to cameo as the Transylvanians from the end of the movie
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Its just a jump to the left
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>>2571367
>>2571384
Raise it to not procrastinate.
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>>2571459
Die, cis scum.
Just kidding.
But, seriously, I would blow so much futa cock, but I wouldn't touch a guy.
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>>2571299
http://pastebin.com/7JRH5ipN

This is first-second person, so, comment please
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>>2571423
Anything?
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>>2571392
mirrored it, now i see it too. but well, fuck it. i'll go to sleep now.
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>>2571467
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I wish more drawfags would draw highland cattle.
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>>2571486
But Futa is just men with breasts
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>>2571489
Tess pls draw futa
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>>2571493
>fluffy cow drowns
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>>2571474
You mean Riff Raff and Magenta?
They are in the whole show,
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>>2571497
No it's not. It's girls with cocks.
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>>2571497
no, its a girl with a dick
she still has a vag
its not futa without a vag
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>>2571493
heh, maybe we can get Artanon to draw them as rampous rousing soccer hooligan highlanders
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>>2571488
"You barely remember what happened after, but you're now woken up in silken pyjamas you know you never had."

i think this sentence is a bit awkward. other than that, i enjoyed what you've written so far. especially the mane brushing.
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>>2571497
futa == herm
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>>2571508
But girls don't have dicks, but guys can still have breasts
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>>2571508
potato potahtoe.
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>>2571507
>That feel when you ARE a fan of Invader Zim and have been since 2001, but don't own any shirts of it, and are essentially like a non-brony horsefucker for Invader Zim.
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>>2571533
>>2571532

>>2571514
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>>2571489
Tess.

Are you bad enough dude to draw your third favorite pony having fun with your favorite pony while having a picnic?
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>>2571407
so Rumble as Rocky then?
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>>2571489
Draw Spike as Prince Ali
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>>2571552
It sounds like you want Tess to go on a picnic with you and draw ponies.
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>>2571552
Rarity and Applejack or Pinkie? I cant remember her tier.
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>>2571525
I'll see what I can do about it.

More would be appreciated from anyone.
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>>2571525

He should be careful with all those you's. They distracted me a bit especially at first. But yeah, it was nice.
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Twilight is analest pone
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>>2571504

Yes, specifically though when they don their crazy Transylvanian space outfits at the very end. I want to See the sisters in that.
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>that feel when people compare you to fans of Invader Zim because Pinkie if your favorite pone.
Forgot the image
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>>2571584
I can't read it until later, but I'll tell you whatever I can the next time I see you.
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>>2571580
>her
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Today sucked. Almost no doodle time to spare and had to deal with some extraordinarily dumb people.
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>>2571590
>too big
OOC brony shit.
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>>2571606
I dont know why I said her I know he is a dude.
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>>2571603
>that fell when this is how I will always see pinkie fags
flutterfags are still worse
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DJ ACID IN THE HOUSE TO clear up misconceptions on futas.
A futanari is a hermaphrodite. This is a woman with both male and female reproductive organs (testicles optional). These are mythological beings. You can't meet a futa person in real life, they do not exist.
A shemale is a dickgirl: basically, somebody that looks female except they have a penis. Usually these are transgender guys. These people can actually exist. You can have sex with them.
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>>2571562
Scoots-Frank
Applebloom-Brad
Sweetie-Janet
Rumble-Rocky
Snips-Riff Raff
Snails-Magenta
Diamond Tiara- Colombia
Twist- Dr. Scott
Nathan Pone- Eddie
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>>2571619
I don't even care. I will never be ashamed of Pinkie.
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>>2571607
The way Spike is looking at Mrs Cake is pretty funny
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>>2571607
I like your ponies in panties, you should do more of those.
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>>2571636
FUND IT
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>>2571489
>>2571489

>>2571552
Oh I'd love to go on a picnic with you Dooks~
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>>2571316
>this morning, like every morning, you are in Celestia's bedchamber at her behest
>you wake her up by placing your hands on her luxuriously soft belly
>her coat is warm and soft, like the finest cotton, with the slightest hint of pudge due to her recent cake binges
>after a while, but not quite as long as you'd like, she stands up and thanks you
>giving you a kiss on the forehead, she leaves to assume her daily duties
>downtrodden, you sit and wait for her to return
>there is a knock on the door, and a guard presents you a letter from princess Luna
>"We understand that your services receive naught but the utmost respect and desire from Our sister. We would be grateful should you extend those services to Us."
>you hurry up and run out of Celestia's bedchamber, and head to Luna's
>when you get there, the door is already cracked open
>Luna is lying on her bed, belly-up, looking somewhat nervous
>"We... would appreciate if Our first time was gentle. We have never before received such services..."
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>>2571607
Oh man, I am really loving that thick bodytype.

UNF.
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>>2571604
Ah, that would be helpful
You could always PM if you have a fimfiction account
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>>2571656

PFFFFHAHAHAHA
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>>2571562
YES
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>>2571607

That seems alot more expressive then your stuff used to be.
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>>2571656
>you will never have a pink horse lodged in your skull
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>>2571590
Unicorns are obsessed with anal.
Rarity and Twilight literally can't get enough of eachother's plotholes.
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>>2571635
>This is a woman with both male and female reproductive organs (testicles optional). These are mythological beings. You can't meet a futa person in real life, they do not exist.
But that's wrong.
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>>2571579
No wait I just wanted pon-

>>2571656
I'll bring the nuttella then~
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>>2571697
I'm shipping you and Tess now.
Congrats.
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>>2571693
Talk about having ponies on your bran all the time
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>>2571660
>Luna is a bellyrub virgin
hnngg
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>>2571705
But Anon, Dooks and Dafty is the canon MLPG OTP.
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>>2571635
hermaphrodites exist. you don't know anything, DJ Acid. Quit talking about science and let me into the club.
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>>2571636
PERFECT
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>>2571695
A true futa, like the ones seen in all of the porn you're fapping to, do not exist. There ARE people who are intersex, having awkward genitalia that sort of looks like a penis and a vagina mixed together, but it's not some hot librarian chick with a pussy and a giant dick.
Quit your fantasizing and do some research.
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>>2571720
Nope.
Its a love square thing.
Dooks loves Tess
Tess loves Rose
Rose loves Butts.
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>>2571636

There is only one thing I would want to see more than that, and that would be the Flower Trio version of Little Shop of Horrors.
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>>2571736
isn't it? fuck, now i really want to see rocky horror pone show
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>>2571720
NO TESS

YOU'LL JUST WAKE HIM UP
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>>2571660
Continue.
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>>2571590
>That feel when you will never insert buttplugs into Twilight's purple ass
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>>2571722

Ye, but they're always sterile.
Unless you're talking about these sexy fuckers.
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>>2571749
I watched porn of two herms fucking eachother, with dicks, in eachothers cunts, at the same time. You're flat-out wrong.
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>>2571722
Show me a photo of a herm and I'll give you a pass that's good for a whole year.
>>
I hat you.
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>>2571792
Are you sure those penises were real?
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>>2571796
>google hermaphrodite to prove dumbshit wrong
>Lady gaga, Lady gaga everywhere
Goddamnit.
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>>2571806

<3
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>>2571818
They came, so yeah.
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Stream of Alien starting shortly

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
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It'd be really cool to be taught 1 on 1 by another drawfag but it will never happen
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>>2571832
But they make dragon dildos that can cum.
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I've been away from the general for a day

What did I miss besides GG leaving?
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>>2571832
Dildos can be hooked up to com too.
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>>2571847
perhaps i'll stram Aliens once your done with Alien
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>this discussion

Such a magical place
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Ha. Ha Ha. Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha...
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>>2571832

>Dragon dildo with cum lube.
There's plenty of porn with prosthetic penises, just look at porn involving black people.
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>>2571720
No, Winston/Alcohol/Shitposting is the MLPG cannon love tirangle
>>
Hermaphrodites aren't mythical they're just fucking rare as hell. This is because the make and female sex organs are made from the same cells. Penis = clitoris. Labia = scrotum. It's just the amount of estrogen or testosterone you're exposed to in the womb that determines which way they form.

The only way to have both is to absorb a twin in just the right way.

That said porn is fantasy so who gives a flying fuck?
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>>2571860
>mfw I read that as corn
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>>2571860
They jerked off onto eachothers groins, entire bodies in view.

If they were dildoes, they've had to be grafted on.
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>>2571888
>absorb a twin
unf
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>>2571888
Which also means usually one of the two organs is undersized and completely nonfunctional.
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>>2571890
>Man shoots corn out of penis
>Solves world hunger.
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Are you ready for some HUMOR mlpg?
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>>2571847
OH MAN I LOVE ALIUMS
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>>2571914
LOL
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>MLPG arguing about herms again

You guys need to stop dicking around and get back to the ponies
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>>2571914
BUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN!
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>>2571861
Shit, I'll watch that
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>>2571914
Seems pretty normal for Sweetie.
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>>2571924
Herm ponies?
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>>2571914
LOL, BUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN!
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>>2571905
in before cake twins absorbtion fusion
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>>2571914
I had to re-read it because I thought there had to be to that
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>>2571900
Ejaculate can't be made without testes, anon.
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>that feel when Courtney Stanton hats us
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>>2571924
>dicking around

Don't get cocky with me, kid. I'm sure that's a violation of the penal code.
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Fellas, it's too rough to feed you.
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>>2571928
"Hey sarge, you get lip cancer smoking those!"

Aliens stram after Alien it is.
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>>2571924
>>2571951
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>>2571947
>That feel when no idea who that it
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>>2571941
>can't into seminal fluid
testes produce a very small amount of ejaculate.
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>Noel hats us
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>>2571941

Prostate was here.
Testes are freeloaders.
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>>2571984
Prostate is mai husbando
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Good morning General
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>>2571991
good evening MT
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>>2571991
General morning Good.
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>>2571991
MT
DRAW BUTTS
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>>2571991
We had this idea last night about a small sleepyhead bedtime story and I want you to draw it
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>>2571773
>you climb onto her bed and kneel next to her side
>she closes her eyes and purses her lips, taking long, slow breaths
>you start with your fingertips, running them softly over her coat
>a sharp intake of breath from her, but she lets it out slowly, a smile appearing
>you use the pads of your fingers now and can feel just how soft her coat is, much more so than her sister's
>you apply a little more pressure and start to use your entire hand, now, rubbing and kneading, going up and down and all along the sides
>her eyelids are gently shut, her mouth a goofy grin as you continue your work
>after a while you notice her breathing becoming soft and steady, and look up to find that she has fallen asleep
>you get up and close the curtains around her room and give her a soft kiss on the forehead before closing the door quietly
>you return to Celestia's chambers, waiting to send her to bed with your services, and hoping that there will be another knock at the door sometime soon
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>>2571991
Good afternoon
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>>2571991
>attentionwhoring
pls go
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>>2571991

Good morning.
What timezone are you?
>>
I am torn between my lust for cute and my love of lust.
I want to cuddle pone, but I also want to have perverted sex with them.
Inb4 both
My sexual fantasies preclude cuteness.
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>>2572007
Alright, what's the story.
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>>2571991
MT draw pone cast of Rocky Horror as outlined here >>2571636

pls
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>>2572013
Yeah, let's talk more about futa DJ's and anus parties
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>>2572007
>mfw this actually happened to rose more than once

What a silly billy
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>>2571991
HALLO MT

QUESTION

DO YOU DRINK
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>>2572023
I uh
I didn't write it
but it was going to be about her trying to find somewhere to sleep
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>>2572020
present your conundrum to your favorite pone

surely you'll agree with whatever their desires are
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>>2572007
What? No, we should get Rose to do this
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meh, not feeling the colouring today
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>>2572030
>waiting in her stream for the new horse
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>>2572020
The trick is to have at least one pony that you would never violate, but it has to be one you genuinely like.
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>>2572024
Second
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>>2572013

>Saying good morning is attentionwhoring now.
Shitposter pls go
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>>2572040
Rose is 2lazy and busy, MT is here and willing to draw.
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>>2572030
that happened to a lot of people
>>
Would you blast a massive fart directly into the face of your least favorite pony
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There's now a blog about blind Rainbow Dash.
Welp.
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>>2572049
>Implying it's not.
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>you are now aware of pone helmet colors
>pinkie pies helmet is the same color as her cutie mark
>the cmc future cutie marks are the same as their helmets
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>>2572029
and adding up female drawfags attentionwhoring will definitely make this thread better, right?
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>>2572010
hhhnnnggg

There aren't enough Lunafeels around. Thank you anon.
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>>2572029
The parties in that anus are the stuff of legend, anon.

Are you sure you don't want to join in?
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>>2572054
She has so many commission work
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>>2572031
Sorta...I drink at home when the urge hits.
But I usually conk out after drinking. So I don't do it in general.
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>>2572059
Why does she have a collar?
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>>2572038
Good thinking. I would trust her judgement.
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>>2572036
Could someone write something about this really quick so MT can draw it?
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>>2572041
Oh hey that's neat, although I was trying for a black reflective surface with the crotchwear (didn't quite pull it off though).
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>>2572059
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>>2572062
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>>2572072
Actually, same here. my solution is to keep drinking and play some hats.

I usually dont do it in general these days simply because I'm a noncontributing shitposter.

though i did try my hand at drawing earilier
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>>2572059
...Why does she have a collar?
Is this another one of Twilight's fetishes?
Like that time she had her dress up like Princess Celestia?
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>>2572078
Twilight has her on a leash and helps her around.
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>>2572062
oh god
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>>2572102
fucking stupid

why can't they just fix her eyes with magical gemstones
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>>2572062
>Implying the CMC will ever get their cutie marks.
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>>2572095
funny thing is most of what i actually contribute is my voice

but i do it as anon

so everyone still thinks I havent done jack shit
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>>2572062
AWWW SHEEEEET
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>>2572067
No problem.
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>>2572116
It's because you haven't.
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>>2572062
SHIT DONT MAKE MY HYPERVENTILATE LIKE THAT WHEN IM DRINKING

ILL PASS OUT
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>>2572116
You haven't done jack shit, Winston. All you do is shitpost.
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long thread is looong
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>>2572126
fuck off Moeanon
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>>2572087
is this better
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>you will never come home late at night to a distraught flutteryshy
>she will never ask you where you've been and if you're alright, the concern heavy in her voice
>you will never chuckle and tell her you just had a late shift tonight, and she has nothing to worry about
>you will never give her a big, warm hug and hear her sigh into your shoulder, her anxiety melting away
>you will never decline the leftovers from her dinner and walk up the stairs to the bedroom
>you will never shed your clothes and get into bed, fluttershy climbing in shortly after you
>she will never nuzzle up close to you, pressed up against your chest and stomach
>you will never wrap your arms around her, holding her closely as the two of you drift off to sleep
>you will never have another hero
>you will never have another chance
>you will fall, because you never tried to stand for yourselves
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>>2572145
where is aliens stream?
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Let's cast some magic in this bitch

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html

> Gems and jewelry materialize near you. A strong wind picks up.
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>>2572133
>>2572126
See what i mean

I dont know if its because I want to keep up appearances or bevcause I'm afraid what i do will totally flop but for one reason or another everything I do I do as anon

though lets not get carried away, I still dont do that much anyway
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>>2572145
Images aren't a finite resource. People should post more ponies with their posts.
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>>2572125
luna feels are best feels
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>>2572166
>Your penis, if any, turns gray and explodes, then you turn into a horse.

I win.
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>>2572165
Doc White's http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
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>>2572164
....what?
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>>2572166
> The sky is gray and overcast repeatedly. It rains twice.
So it's just another day in Oregon.
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>>2572164
>Implying I wouldn't call Fluttershy if I had to work late.
>Implying I'd even have to work that late or that hard at Ponyville Video.
>>
ALIUUUUUMS

http://www.livestream.com/drwhite
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>>2572180
THAT'S ALIEN
NOT ALIENS
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>>2572125
LK?
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Didn't one of you start working on a Chrono Trigger mod? Is that still going on?
I was looking forward to Twilight as Lucca and Rainbow Dash as Ayla
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>>2572166
Your left foot turns pale green and becomes stronger, then you experience the worst memory of the nearest person.

i turn part hulk?
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>>2572177
What does Luna feel like?
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>>2572151
I saved both. Thanks man.
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>>2570539
Golden Harvest and Pegasus Bonbon
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>>2572185
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>>2572151
Yes.

When are you going to start drawing porn SB? If you start now you might be ready to take porn requests in season 4.
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>>2572229
he already does
it's pretty bad though, I don't know why
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>>2572210
silky
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>>2572223
Should've recognized it. Blindsided me you did, good job.
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>>2572210
Soft and feathery. Her mane is like a cool night breeze that tingles as you brush through it.
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>>2572218
>Golden Harvest
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>>2572201
I would rail that pony so hard
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>>2572198
Yeah?
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>>2572229
>start drawing porn
>start

I laughed.

This was his friend-off submission:
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/860458
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>>2572166
> You turn into a unicorn for an hour.

Huh.
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>>2572236
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2572201
I thought it was Earthbound.
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>>2572252
...shouldn't have expected any more of MLPG
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>>2572166

I think I can handle that
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>>2572264
Just posting cute art.
Still want to do that sleepy pony thing because I'm not a writer but I can try to come up with something short.
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>>2572266
oh, my bad, they are both SNES RPGs, must have massed them up
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>>2572261
ARE YOU A MARE?
CAN I HAVE SEX WITH YOU?
PLEASE?
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>>2572264
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>>2572273
So...
You become a horny Fluttershy?
Groovy.
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>>2572248
That sounds very lovely.
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>>2572260
that's hot. but i can't think well of anyp/one after they take 2 dicks like that
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>>2572273
ok you win
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>>2572284
I'd be a stallion anon.

But sure.
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>>2572302
>anyp/one
Leave.
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>>2572281
Yeah, I'm almost certain it was Earthbound.
Because I recognized it, and I've never played Chrono Trigger.
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>>2572317
>I'M SO NEW
>WATCH HOW NEW I AM
what was that?
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>>2572315
Psh. Call me when you're cursed into a nice chubby Slutty Mare.
>>
ERECTIN A SHOT OF JACK
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>>2572166
>You grow a pair of dragon black wings and then spiders and centipedes crawl all over your body repeatedly.
Just like my COC character!
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>>2572340

>winston
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Discord vs. Chrysalis vs. NMM vs. Billy Crystal

who wins?
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>>2572334
>Chubby Slutty Mare
SUCH A THING EXISTS?
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>>2572357
Whoever wins, we lose.
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>>2572360
I wish ;_;
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Oh my god.
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>>2572257
i didn't know you wrote >feels
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HEY SPIDEY

YOU DA MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>2572360
If that's what you like, and if you're a good poster~
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>>2572166
Fuck I hate magic.
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>>2572357

What am I looking at here Anon?
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It's perfect in every way.
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>>2572360
In fantasy
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>>2572374
>Lesson Zero
>not Boast Busters

HAAAAAASBROOOOOO
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>>2572301
She is a very lovely pony. It takes a lot of convincing to get her to indulge you, and she would be furious if you did it in public.

Once you start though, she'll forget about everything else and eventually fall asleep in your arms. Hopefully you don't have anything else to do for the day.
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>>2572374
OH FUCK.
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>>2572389
hehe
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>>2572374
All thanks to Seth.
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>>2572389
pfffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2572394
wait a second
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>>2572374
>>2572394

oh no
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>>2572389
Colors please
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>>2572394
Something seems off here.....
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>>2572390
Beats me
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Oh and here's Lyra.
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>>2572389
>well fuck
Pfhahahahha.
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>>2572374
Wait a minute...
Does EACH toy come with a different episode on DVD?
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>>2572420
Why?
I'm working on a story book of Sleepy head
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>>2572374
>no hat

What's the point?
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>>2572418
dr. connor's class
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>>2572374
>Trixie Lulamoon
>No hat.
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>>2572400
seriously what the fuck
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Lyra's description.
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>>2572432
She's so pretty...
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>>2572432
>Lyra has a picture of the main six
wat
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>>2572433
>>2572410
>mlpg in charge of humor

holy fuck it deserved a "heh" at best
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>>2572394
>Note: Included disc is not intended for use in slot-loading DVD players.
huh
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>>2572432
JESUS FUCKING HELL
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>>2572166
You have an incredible orgasm twice.
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>>2572437
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>2572432
>Lyra keeps a framed picture of the main 6
damn, what a slut
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>>2572453
lol xd
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>>2572447
I would have >fun with Lyra.
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>>2572447
I don't even fucking get it.
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>>2572437
oh well

I just thought it would look nice, if you're doing other stuff don't worry about it
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>>2572447
>Loves to play!
I want to play with Lyra ;_:
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>>2572447
>fun

DAMMIT LYRA

ITS TIME TO FEED YOU YOUR XBOXES AGAIN
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>>2572453
wrong, i fell outta my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laughing
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>>2572166
>Plants wither around you and then you turn into a small bird.

FUCK
>>
Can I have a flat color full body refrence for Sleepyhead?
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>>2572166
> Your teeth turn pink and then you become inexplicably aroused.

PINKIE

THIS IS YOUR DOING
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>>2572447
>not mentioning her human obsession

It's like Hasbro WANTS to throw out HOURS AND HOURS of creative inspiration by their LOYAL FANS

PAGES of fanfiction just got PUT IN THE SHREDDER
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>>2572394
>trixie is invited to cadances royal wedding
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>>2572491
NO BONBON NO
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>>2572452
>>2572470
Well... Don't YOU have a framed picture of the main six?
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>>2572504
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>>2572504
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>>2572530
Thank YOU.
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>Safety Not Guaranteed
>Someone made a movie off of that ytmnd bit from years ago.

Welp... its getting good reviews.

Which pony would you go back in time with? When, where, and what will you do?
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>>2572516
Do you think Trixie would make a deal with the changelings to become one in exchange for power?

She could use her new magic to dazzle the crowds and feed off of their love for her.
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>>2572374
>no hat
>wrong episode
get your shit together, hasbro.
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>>2572447

>WoW
>Moonspeak
Gold farmer pls go.
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>>2572545
No, I don't.
Everyone needs attention, just because somebody wants it more than others doesn't make them a shape shifting insect.
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>>2572518
I WARNED YOU ABOUT FEEDING LYRA, BRO
I TOLD YOU DOG
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>>2572511
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fYmZU6T2Cn
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>>2572543

I remember that thread
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>>2572432
I think it might actually be kinda funny if the ponies used hair combs as big as their bodies on the show
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>>2572543
SPOILERS: It's shit, and it has nothing to do with the original bit.
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>>2572566
fuck off winston
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>>2572543
>>2572543
>tfw you remember ytmnd
God I was such a shithead when I was 14.
>and then you went to 4chan
God I've been such a shithead for the last seven years.
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>>2572543
if i'm going to do something that could break reality, i may as well do it with the expert
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>>2572572
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>>2572545
Yes.
Fence-sitting bugfags, take heed.
If you want a pone waifu to become corrupted, Trixies the one.
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>>2572573
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06987GSbRXu
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>>2572447
Okay, yes, I would buy this.
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>>2572576
>that feel
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>>2572543
>expect awesome time-travel broventure
>get sundance-tier feely shit
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>>2572572
Good. The commercial billed it as a guy meets girl sort of story. Although it would've been awesome if they went Bill and Ted and started trotting the space time continuum not giving a fuck.
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>>2572610
>not getting one of these instead
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>>2572584
I would trust Pinkie implicitly.
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>>2572545
Wait.
>Trixie is invited to the wedding
>Trixie and Chrysalis have the same voice actress
>Trixie is Chrysalis
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>>2572613
so many good silly faces from this one episode
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How long before toy material appears in the show?
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>>2572447
>loves to play
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>>2572637
>Fluttershy and Pinkie are the same character
>Also Dash and Applejack
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>>2572637
The real Trixie is still lost in the caverns under the castle...
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>>2572649
Twilight's balloon?
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>>2572649
Um....
Episode one?
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>>2572649
The Air Balloon and the Train have already been shoehorning into the show, inexplicably.
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HAHA TIME TO DRAW A TINY ZEBRA I GUESS
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>>2572626
I would also get that.
I thought her little pants were the cutest thing about hopopi's lyra.
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>>2572651
>we just had seeeeex

shit: lost
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>>2572166

I'm bored and will do one for each of the mane 6 before bed

>Twilight

Your penis, if any, throbs in pain for the rest of the day.

>Applejack

ALL OF YOUR EYES turn brick red and then you turn into a dog permanently.

>Rarity

You remember everything you have forgotten for the rest of the day.

>Rainbow Dash

Your nose becomes electric-proof for an hour. Your navel feels icy cold.

>Fluttershy

Your left hand shrivels twice.

>Pinkie Pie

Your wings, if any, both turn pale blue and then you turn into the opposite gender, but only for a few minutes.
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I had a dream that I was fucking lobotomized twilight but in reality (in the dream) I was actually in an asylum fucking a lyra plush and a security guard was there wondering what the fuck I was doing and hoppip was beside him and she did fingerguns at the door and said "it has a whole in her butt where you can put your penis"

also she looked like CL's humanized pinkie pie
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>>2572659
Not just Twilight's Balloon... [spoler]Twilight herself.[/spoiler]
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Renders/aria%28herasdad%29.mp3
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>>2572670
I was just gonna say

Fucking Lyra screaming it at the top of her lungs
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>>2572670
she looks so happy :D
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>baby pony horses

dis fucken guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTK3Kv3iiZA&feature=player_embedded

definitely the coolest celebrity who likes ponies. brony delancie can eat a nathan dick.
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>>2572683
I am jealous of your dreams.
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>>2572693
>you just positively responded to winston
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>>2572683
good dram
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>>2572706
I like winston more than you.
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>>2572724
>that was winston too
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>>2572649
"Hey Applejack! Rainbow Dash! Check out these incredible dolls that Rarity made!"
"Well whut in tar-nation...that looks just like me!"
"Yes! It's us! In DOLL form! Rarity said we could use them to try out different styles on ourselves."
"Well I'll be...you kin brush the hair and everything. Heck, I wish I could have the whole set."
"Aw man, I don't wanna brush a doll's hair! That's boring!'
"Don't worry Rainbow Dash, each doll comes with an incredible DVD of our past adventures! Each episode is funny, charming, and educational for children and parents alike!"
"Uh, Twilight, what's a dividee?"
"Just go buy the dolls! Right now!"
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>>2572704
>>2572711
it was my second dream in which pone sex happened

though this one was infinitely more creepy
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>>2572733
>everyone was winston
>everything is shit
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Good niht MLPG

I'm going to post a sleepy looking pony so you go to bed at a reasonable hour
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>>2572724
that fucking mask
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>>2572749
>that feel when just woke up for work

and I'm east coast too
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>>2572734
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>>2572748
no just that string of responses

including this one

would you feel more confortable if I stopped randomly taking off the name
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nearing the end of the thread. Just a reminder for the applejack quest. Lemme know if you're interested.
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>>2572758
But anon

The ponies are asleep right now. You dont want them to be all alone, do you?
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>>2572767
I honestly don't think anyone in these threads gives a fuck.
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>>2572767
You're sentenal2.0. I just want you to know that.
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>>2572776
>ajquest
YES

Shouldn't be hard to handle two quests in different tabs. I think lyraquest will be in the submarine now.
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>>2572735
My pony dreams have picked up again, recently, after a long dry spell.
And they're sexier and more emotional than ever.
It makes me happy.
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>>2572778
sorry ponies

condoms don't pay for themselves
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>>2572749
but i dont have to work tomorrow, so i can pony all night
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>>2572782
He's offering to keep the name on so you can filter him.

That's... Nice? I guess?
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>>2572792
I wish I could be a lazy fuck and pony pony all night
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>>2572782
i was aware of that the minute i first took the name.

just thought you should know that

im just out for the infamy

fuck fame

i WANT people to hate me.
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>>2572758
Night shifts suck
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>>2572699
Holy shit I love Andrew WK.
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>>2572778
FUCK IT.
I'M QUITTING MY JOB.
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>>2572807
quit you're job and pony pony
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>>2572811
I like it. I don't have to deal with people.
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>>2572811
fuck

you

Anyone with a job nowerdays has no right to complain
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>>2572815
>>2572826
>not ponying on your phone at work
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>>2572815
But anon! Now you wont be able to support your ponies's lifestyles!
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>>2572834
Aaaaaw fuck off

its not like we CHOOSE the jobs with bad times

its what we can get

but we take it

so we have EVERY right to complain

you can fuck off
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>Andrew WK is going to be at Canterlot Gardens

Fuck, I might actually have ot go. God damn it.
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>>2572849
would you sacrifice your own pleasures to maintain rarity's high maintenance lifestyle
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>>2572834
If you don't have a job you're obviously not trying hard enough
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>>2572848
using an expensive as all hell computer phone
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>>2572848
>Not ponying on the computer at work.
Find a locally-owned video store, fellow horsefuckers.
I just had a fucking pizza delivered.
I'm living the dream.
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>>2572848
>that feel when you realize you've been choosing your seat in the break room based off of the traffic behind it so you can MLPG during break
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>>2572876
I'm afraid not.
I love Pinkie.
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>>2572902
>>2572876
Look, if I can get a pony to snuggle every night I don't care what the job is
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sometimes I anonymously insult myself to see if people will defend me
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>>2572876
>element of generocity
>having to sacrifice ANYTHING

DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW
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>>2572849
FUCK! WHAT DO I DO?
I JUST WANT TO MAKE THEM HAPPY AND SAFE!
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>>2572920
YOU SHOULDNT DO THAT I LOVE YPI
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>>2572920
Don't say that. Now we're going to question EVERYTHING.
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Good news everybody! Our little silly Hyper-Index is back, and last threads were properly archived.

Thanks Leth and Archive for your work!
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>>2572876
I dont see this high lifestyle in the show.
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about a year ago i didnt have internet at my house for a few weeks. i had to download all furry porn and mlp episodes at work then wait to get home to jack/watch.
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>>2572882
those must be such awesome jobs. i always figured you pretty much had to know someone to get a job like that.
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>go to grocery store with my wife
>see Gorilla Munch and his niggas in the cereal aisle
>see little girl wearing MLP shirt in the same aisle

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE
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>>2572881
Forgot your arrow?
>using a dumbphone in 2012
>>2572882
Lucky bastard. I get off register and take my break at the pizzeria next door when I get the chance.
>>2572891
Strategic!
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>>2572915
Same here...
But it doesn't matter what you do. You will never snuggle a pony, and neither will I.
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>>2572934
>marker pone 20
Dump your marker folder or i report u.
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>>2572933
>MLPG is populated entirely by Mulder.
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>>2572921
>letting your waifu give up her lifestyle just because she doesn't mind giving it up so you can be a lazy fuck

but why.
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>>2572941
you DID buy it, right, faggot?
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>>2572941
<Did you see green and purple?
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>>2572954
The little girl? I don't think her mom would have been down with that.
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>>2572945
>you will never snuggle a cute little pony
>you will never give them a hug, wrapping your arms around their slender frame, running your fingers through their colorful manes
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>>2572947
Oh it's just a...a generic filename...nothing more

Nah, really, there's nothing you haven't seen before!
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>>2572940
I applied, but never heard back.
Then, one day, i was just sitting on a bench near the store and the boss walked by, stopped, and asked if I still wanted a job.
I'm pretty lucky.
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>>2572970
THE CEREAL YOU GIGA

ohho.wav
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>>2572978
...are you Jay and/or Silent Bob?
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>>2572951
I want to believe in pones. The truth is out there.
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>>2572986
I am, essentially, a Kevin Smith movie character, in appearance, personality, and lifestyle.
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>>2572994
Ponies abducted your sister Mulder. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.
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>>2572994

MLPG's sister was kidnapped by a small, pink, singing horse. ever since then, MLPG has been looking for the truth.
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>>2573014
o rly

favorite hockey team?
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>>2573018
>>2573016
Haha.
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>>2572947
How long into we lose Marker pone?
She seems to have picked up popularity here lately.
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>>2572944
I have a computer for my internet needs, my phone is vestigial at this point
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what if pone was cat?
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>>2573018
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kFUYEHh3yz
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>>2572921

>Rarity
>Ever thinking of anybodyes welfare besides her own.
DYEWTS?
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>>2573022
You've beaten me. I know shit about sports.
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>>2573030
It's Smile learning to draw, I don't mind, she's really cute
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>>2573038
catpones?
cones?
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>>2573049
your hatred for rarity only makes my love for her stronger
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>>2573038
That is an extremely cute butt.
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>>2573049
>Rarity
>not the most selfless and generous character
Do YOU even watch the show?
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Is the guy that maintains the pastebin of rape fics around?
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>>2573038
i thought pone was cat
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>>2573059

If ponies had been cats, would you love them even more?
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>>2573065

long live the queen
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>>2573088
i would not watch a show about cats because cats are fucking evil and worthless
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>>2 2 furious
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>>2573088
If pone were cats, we'd really have no right to call ourselves anything but furries for wanting to fuck them.
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>>2573030
>that gif
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT
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>>2573088
I like the ponies.
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>>2573097
I hope you crash on an island and you're left >>4
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>>2573075

>SR
>S&E
>SS
>GIYC
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>>2573030
>sweetie-belle-makes-a-cheeseburger.mov
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>>2573088
naw, cat dicks are horrifying. the porn would not have been as good.
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>>2573143

>Implying you wouldn't want futa Rarity's barbed penis cleaning out your insides
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>>2573130
0/10
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>>2573088

But I don't want pone to leave fur everywere.
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>>2573134
>Implying she wouldn't murder at least one fully sapient cow for you.
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>>2573160
But that would huuuuuurrrrt....
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2573110
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb02PYnnGl8&feature=relmfu
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>>2573165
>Implying you wouldn't feel extremely lucky to wake up in a bed full of curly pink hair.
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>>2573173

You're right. I should stop before I get into full furry territory.
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>>2573198
>>2573198
>>2573198
>>2573198
>>2573198

>>2573198
>>2573198
>>2573198
>>2573198
>>2573198
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>>2573101
catfuckers
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>>2573204
>not wanting to fuck kahjiit
They come in different types, you know
From ones that look like feral housecats to ones that are indistinguishable from humans at a distance
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Alright, getting the AJ quest underway. A few questions before we begin.

>Human or Pony?
>trying to leave or okay with staying?
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>>2573283
My vote goes for human.
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Hey questbro, grab a trick reel quick
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>>2573312

Human it is.
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THREAD 404'D
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thread ded
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GOD DAMMIT I JUST WANT TO POST THIS TINY ZEBRA AND GET BACK TO FARMING WHIMSYSHIRE
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ogod thread 404'd

JAAAANITTOOOOOOOOOORRR!
>>
babbies
>>
Who the fuck, seriously?
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New horse, please?
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I deleted it
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>Morning in Ponyville
>You fell asleep on one of the hills outside the orchards again last night
>they haven't set up a room for you at Sweet Apple Acres yet
>You're too big to sleep anywhere but the barn and it would be best if you didn't disturb the other animals who slept there
>As sunlight hits your face, a voice calls out to you

Who is it?
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>>2573283
>>2573371
What is this? I just got here and am too lazy to read the thread an find out for myself.
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>>2573439
nah, its me
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>>2573440
Follow the voice.
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>>2573464
>sentanal thread
>FAKE sentanal thread
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>>2573440
Follow dat voice nyukka.
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>>2573440
Can you please explain what's going on? Is this just starting or is it a continuation of a previous quest?
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>>2573520
starting. Guy running it seems a bit green, though.

I'd personally wait until Aspirant runs a treekickerquest, but hell, better than nothing.
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>stretching out a bit, you take in a deep breath of the warm air
>the voice calls out to you again and it's getting closer
>it's coming from the direction of the sun so it's hard to see who it is that's talking to you
>two shadowy outlines approach, one wearing a broad hat and the other has a horn
>You recognize them as the two ponies you first met when you came here

"Good morning Anon," >Twilight Sparkle greets you. "I hope you slept well."

>Applejack greets you as well, the warm southern tones in her voice come out soft before she yawns.
>You chuckle to yourself a bit and adjust her hat
>"Tired," you say.
>"Nothin' I ain't used too," she winks back. "We got some plans for you today. Figure'd we'd get some breakfast and then head into Ponyville to show y'all around."
>Twilight pulls out a map
>"We got a nice spread back at the house," Applejack informs you.
"Or we can go into town and find something for you to eat there," Twilight chimes in. "Not that I know what humans eat..."

Where to Anon?
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>>2573440
If we have to decide then I guess it's Big Mac.
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>>2573610
Let's go with AJ.
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>>2573532

Pleas excuse me for being a bit green. First quest and all.
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>>2573610
Let's head back to treekicker's house.


Word of advice; Clever writers/DMs work their dialogue in a way so that they never have to have any character explicitly state the player character's name (Anon).
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>"Applejack," you say, catching her attention. "Let's go to your place. It's close, after all and we can head into town later."
>The two ponies agree, thought Twilight seems a bit disappointed with having to put away her map.
>Heading towards the Apple family home, Twilight is shooting you question after question about the human world
>Applejack remains silent, her eyes watching over the orchards, no doubt summing up the work she'll have to do for the day
>Arriving at the house, a smaller yellow pony with red hair, a tall red, muscular pony with brown hair, and an older pony are already sitting at a table
>Various apple dishes are splayed over a large table
>there aren't any chairs for you to sit in, but you insist you're fine with kneeling at the table since it seems small enough
>after you've had your fill of apples, Twilight hands you the map and asks where you'd like to go

"I'll be taggin' along," says Applejack. "Since y'all are gonna be stayin' here, it's only right I make sure nothin' goes wrong."

>You don't see what harm could possibly come from just walking around town, but you agree to let her come anyway.
>The map is of Ponyville and all the various locations with a few lines leading towards Canterlot, White Tail Woods, and the Everfree forest.

Visit a local spot, or ask about areas off the map
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>>2573647

Thank you. Please give me any tips you can so I can make this quest enjoyable.
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>>2573832
Will do. I'll point out tips and hints as we go along tonight.

>>2573799
Lets ask about areas on the map.

Here's a hint we can start off with; You missed a great opportunity for dialogue. WHile some DM's like to avoid dialogue during transitions, like walking places, they can afford plenty of opportunity for character development, information, or relationship building. Along that same line, any time you have several characters in one place for a length of time, say, eating for one, you should slow down and start a large-scale conversation. Current events, character introductions, hints and valuable information can be relayed to the players through these conversations. Aside from the obvious strategic benefits to the players by sitting down and talking during a meal, it also offers the players a chance to simply converse with the NPCs. Shoot the shit, flirt, anything to pass the time and give the quest itself a warmer, more personal feeling.
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>>2573885

I'm afraid if I spend too much time on dialogue in a quest, readers will lose interest.
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>>2573902
It can be interesting. Finding a balance is crucial, however. The more dialogue you can fit into a single post without shutting out the players or railroading the conversation, the better. More dialogue is good, but make sure your players can get a word in edgewise. A line or two from each NPC is a good target. Also, the better your writing ability yourself, the more immersive and engaging the quest will be. Try to write more like a normal story, but throw in ">"'s with line breaks.
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>>2573902
if you're trying to push in a certain direction you can.
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>"Well," Twilight begins pointing out ares on the map, "here's the library where Spike and I live."
>"This here is where we are right now," Applejack almost shoves Twilight's hoof out of the way to show you Sweet Apple Acres. "Best apples in all of Equestria are grown right here."
>"Yes," Twilight pulled the map away, "but if you'd like to read up on pony history or anything about our culture I can suggest some books for you."
>It would probably be best if you make a decision for them. The only two places they've bothered to point out are their own, and they seem to be arguing over which to visit first.
>Taking a tour of the farm might take a while, but going to the library now would mean you would have something to do for later. The lack of technology here is a bit stressing.

Where to?
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>>2574087
Let's try the library. Twi seems to be up to something.

I'm gonna go help a buddy lift a couch upstairs. I shouldn't be more than fifteen minutes.
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>>2574087
Ask Applejack if she wouldn't mind us checking up the library before coming back her to help her around the farm.
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>"Let's visit the library," you say, as the two ponies stare knives into each other. "I don't really have much to do here, so reading might help to pass the time."
>Twilight's bright smile leaves Applejack rolling her eyes.
>"I'm sure I'll have anything you need," Twilight's horn began to glow with magic as she put the map back into her saddlebag. "I can introduce you to Spike while we're there, too."
>"If y'all really wanna go," Applejack frowned, "I guess I can't stop you."
>"Why don't you tell me a bit about your farm on the way there?" you suggest.
>"Alright then," a small smile curled up on Applejack's face.
>As you began your walk towards the library, Applejack goes on about her chores on the farm. From checking each tree, to feeding the animals, and preparing other crops to be sold in town and all over Equestria, it sounded like a pretty rough job.
>"And you do all this with just your family?" you ask, finding it hard to believe that two adult ponies, an old mare, and a filly could do it all on their own.
>"Sometimes some of the relatives get together and help us," she tells you, "but we can get by on our own most of the time."
>She nods towards Twilight as she says, "And I've always got my friends to help, too."
>The two ponies smiled.
>"I don't know who good I'd be at it," you say, "but I'd love to help out if I can."
>"That's mighty kind of y'all," Applejack smiles, those warm sunny tones flaring up in her words again.
>Something about the way she spoke gave you the feeling that she always meant what she said in the way she said it. That warm sunny feeling in her words was reflected in her smile.
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>>2574543

>"I'll be sure to help you out too, Twilight," you add, not wanting to be rude.
>"I've got Spike to help me whenever I need it," she waves you off, "but thank you for the offer."
>The three of you close in on the library and see a small purple dragon with green spikes, waiting outside the door. He's leaning against the door and stroking a picture frame.

Call out to him from where you are or walk up and ask him what he's doing?
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>Error: field too long

ugh. go away error.
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Hi guys, Lyraquest anon here. Great to see another Quest going! I usually run mine tonight, so I'll take it to an older thread and give you guys a heads up if it 404s and we need to move. Good luck and happy questing.
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>>2574547
Give Twilight a look and raise an eyebrow.
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>>2574580

Wish I had known. I would have scheduled for another night. Also, just to let you AJ quester's know, I'll be running my next one on Sunday. Probably a bit earlier than tonight's so around 6PM EST
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>>2574547
Approach and just kind of hover over him, say hello. Once we have his attention, then we ask what he's up to.
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>"Is he okay?" you ask Twilight.
>She nods and says, "He's just brooding over one of our other friends, Rarity."
>"Little guy's got the quite the crush on her," Applejack added, "so don't get onto him about it too much."
>Taking Applejack's advice, you decided to call out to him before you get too close. Spike jolts to attention and fumbles around with the picture frame, trying to hide it. As you get closer, Spike looks up at you with wide eyes.
>"Whoa," Spike says, "what are you? You're taller than Celestia."
>"Spike," Twilight scowled at him. "Don't be rude. He's a human, and a nice one at that."
>You thank Twilight for the compliment as you and Applejack follow her inside. You have to crouch to get through the door and your head almost hits the ceiling when you stand inside.
>"It's a bit cramped," you say, knocking against the ceiling, "but I'll live."
>"Don't knock anything over," Spike nags at you, "I just cleaned this place and I don't want books all over the place again."
>"Don't worry Spike," Applejack runs her hoof over his spikes. "I'm sure even if something happens it'll be on accident, and we'll help clean up."
>"Right," you agree.
>Spike glares at you for a moment, before his eyes grow wide again and his cheeks puff up. A belch of flame licks at your pants leg which you quickly pat out and a letter drops at your feet.
>"I guess this is how instant messaging works here," you say as Twilight picks up the letter.
>"What's it say, Twi?" Applejack asks as Twilight reads.
>"It's from Princess Celestia," Twilight looks at you. "She says she needs to see you as soon as possible."
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Cutting it here for the night. Now that I have a direction I can map things out and come back with better responses and choices. I hope to see you all again and I apologize for the short beginning.
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>>2574956
Oh. That's convenient. the Lyraquest thread just stopped accepting posts.
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>>2574956
Not a problem. Now there is room for Lyra quest.
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If someone would please cap this, I would greatly appreciate it. I'll keep it on file, I just need it capped.
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>>2574968
I'm still accepting posts, it was just up to the players and also pending whether Treekicker still needed space. Now that you don't, it's a moot point.
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>>2575073
lets move lyraquest to the submarine. Inform the current general, and we'll set up there.
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>>2575073
He meant the thread itself wasn't allowing new posts I think.
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Hahaha, oh wow, we just got nuked. I'm just gonna repost the two posts we had.

LAST TIME
After arriving in Canterlot, you had the chance to meet Lyra's fabulously privileged parentage and enjoy the luxuries of a bath and an oddly erotic encounter with a masseuse. After gallantly evading those advances, you set out to explore the surrounding Castletown district and think of a way to get into the AEIOU while avoiding the Downtown mobs.

AND NOW
You're in a back alley of the Castletown Bazaar, inside a quaint little tent littered with mystical tchotchke. Meditating before you is a curvy redheaded woman, the first human you've personally contacted in weeks. This is ostensibly Guillemot, the local "witch" and a renowned point of human contact outside of Canterlot's Downtown.

Whether she really does look appealing or you're that hard up for human contact, you can't keep staring at her.

[THERE WAS PLAYER ACTION HERE, IT'S GONE NOW]

You remind yourself to look with your eyes, not with your hoov—er, hands—as you clear your throat rather loudly and call to her. "Excuse me, is Guillemot here?"

"I sense a soul in search of answers." Now that her eyes are open you find it a smidge easier not to be so distracted by her other features. She smiles and nods, "Hello, fellow world-skipper! What can I do for you today? Potion? Fortune? Or just need help getting familiar with this new plane of existence?"
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also sorry my litte escapade in moving a couch got me sidetracked from helping out here.

We didn't get it up the stairs.
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>>2575123
Tell her we're just looking to talk; it's been a long time since we last had a chance to talk with another human.
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>>2575163
This.


What was our intention here, again?
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>>2575220
Pretty much that reason if I remember correctly.
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>>2575220
She's a human "witch". That might be useful, might not, but the valet suggested it as a point of interest for one of your species.
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>>2575287
Ask her about her work here, what it's like for her, how many other humans does she know about what does she know about the AEIOU
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>>2575163
"Oh, you just wanted company? What kind of establishment do you think I run here?" She gives you disapproving look before laughing. "I'm kidding! I know what you're talking about, being one of few human businesses outside of Downtown."

"I didn't think it was that bad you had to come all the way out here." She looks you up and down, and you realize that you're not particularly dressed for the affluence of the neighborhood. "You don't live in Canterlot, do you? That's radical, man, where you from?"

>>2575314
"Ponyville, actually." Your answer makes Guillemot's eyes light up.
"Oh, wow! That's, like, out in the country and the Everfree Forest. I get a lot of ingredients shipped in from out there, that place is wild."
"Ingredients... You said you make potions?"
"Yeah! The real thing, man." She gets up and fetches an earthen bowl of cloves. "Equestria's rife with magic, real magic, and everything in it has a unique effect on humans. We don't have magic back home, so there's no telling! I've made it my business to learn how ponies use it and how humans can use it."
"That kind of thing see a lot of demand from the rich?"
"If you mean how I got to be in the Castletown bazaar, yeah, pretty much. That and the old zebra wanted an apprentice."

[cont'd]
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>>2575509
"I think someone like you would've been valuable to the AEIOU. Aren't they into this cross-cultural stuff?"
"Oh, no." She gets a very displeased look. "The AEIOU is all suits and scholars. No respect for a homeopathic and mystic like myself. It's not 'proper science' they said. Didn't stop me from applying, though."
"I imagine you might have a lot of friends there, though, considering."
"You would not believe how easy it is to get joak poisoning even in the middle of Downtown." She rolls her eyes.

"Why do you ask? You thinking of joining the AEIOU? They could use a janitor to help clean up the mess Downtown."
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>>2575604
"Just trying to find a safe way for me and a friend to get in."
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>>2575604
DING.
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>>2575630
No, no. Don't give her any ideas or things to start thinking about.
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>>2575676
Why not?
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>>2575705
She'll turn you into a newt.

You'll get better.
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>>2575732
build a bridge out of her!
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>>2575705
She'll start thinking there's a REASON we want to get us and 'a friend' in.

Oldest shit in the book. "uh, 'my friend' got this chick pregnant. Does she have to get parental permission so she can abort ou-their pregnancy?"
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>>2575770
Why would she think that? We are in a romantic relationship with a pony and felt like visiting the AEIOU with her.
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>>2575802
And my brain finally caught up with me. I think I see what you were worried about.
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>>2575802
...
EX-FUCKING-ACTLY.
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>>2575819
Alright then, let's ask her what kind of interesting potions she has been able to make.
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>>2575867
Second this one.

You know, don't we have their return address or whatever? Can't we just write to them and ask for a discrete transport over that will pick us up at a particular destination?
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>>2575972
We could always ask her if she could keep a secret.
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I like how I can probably count the number of players on one hand but you still get up to these talks.

Taking >>2575867
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>>2576106
I think you can count the number of players on two fingers.
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>>2576119
Hehe.
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>>2575867
You have chosen... wisely?

You deflect the witch's jab with a laugh and ask her what else she makes.
"Well, the, er, Intimate Stamina one is a big hit. And there's human-approved Cold Cure, Karma Jolt, Limited Invisibility but I'm legally required to add an aural component to that so no funny business and also to tell you up front about that, and there's also this new one but it's not ready yet because that idiot won't give me his formula because it's patented. How can the AEIOU patent anything? They're not a real company..."

As she goes off on her tirade, you notice the post-lunch traffic is picking up in the bazaar outside. You may want to get your shopping done before Lyra and company start worrying.
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>>2576119
Hey!
Make that three fingers yo.
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>>2576179
Ask her to tell us more about the patented thing and the karma jolt.
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>>2576179
What's the new one? We might be able to find out what it is she needs, if she can help us get inside.
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>>2576215
>Karma Jolt

Buy three and hang onto them. We'll need them when the confession time comes.

Also, I SMELL A SIDEQUEST.
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>>2576162
that feel when
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>>2576179
What does Karma Jolt do?

Also, what other shopping do we even have to do?
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>>2576262
An invisibility potion could be useful, but we need to know more about that aural component.
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ded?
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>>2576215 >>2576222 >>2576242 >>2576289
"Karma Jolt sounds interesting. What's that do?"
"It's actually a memory supplement of sorts. A dose helps you recall past events, but it also has a nasty side effect of stirring up feelings tied to those memories. Totally radical, I do not guarantee that you will see your actual past reincarnations, but who knows?"

"And what did you mean by an aural component on the invisibility one?"
"Well, instead of just being invisible you'll have kind of a glow about you so folks will know you're there. It's meant for fun, and they can't have folks running around places they aren't supposed to; doesn't mean people haven't tried. I needed to go through a lot of paperwork to get the legal formula and I'm bound not to share it with anyone. Underground alchemists have been trying to reverse engineer it for ages, I hear."

"And what was the new one? What kind of potion would have the AEIOU's stamp on it?"
"Oh, I don't know if I should tell you about that."
"I might be able to help you." Your implicit offer earns you a funny look.
"If you really could, I would be honored. But first, tell me what you'd like. I'll grab some out of my stock and return with the info on the, er, job."

"Well, three Karma Jolts and..."
Do you still want the invisibility and/or others?
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>>2576549
Invisibility should help. Somewhat.
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>>2576549
GM's note: Karma Jolt lets you draw on the wisdom and courage of other Quest Anons. Maybe.
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>>2576549
The invisibility thing could be useful.

>>2576589
Explain.
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>>2576608
We might be able to know things from 'past lives' other quests

Might also be useful for an ass-pull or remembering important details.


Next, lets tell her there are still things we'd like to talk to her about, maybe when the two of us aren't so busy. Because we do need to get moving.
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>>2576549
Intimate Stamina because why the fuck not
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>>2576608 >>2576648
Basically, I'd be more forthright in throwing out hints, especially if they're details from earlier in this quest, or you can get bonuses to insight and actions inspired by other waifuquests.
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You just writing up the next segment or we ded
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You get:
[INTIMATE STAMINA]
[KARMA JOLT x3]
[TEMPORARY INVISIBLITY W/ AURA]

"And here's the guy with the patented formula." She hands you a photo of an earth pony stallion. "Name's Bromide. He works in the AEIOU as a... scientist something or other. Look, I don't know what you have planned, but don't hurt or threaten him. He's a friend of mine. Hey, if you're really going to do this for me, can I get your name?"

You can continue getting information from her, or return to the Travis estate, possibly buy a souvenir in the bazaar on your way out.
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>>2576931
Ask her how we can make it in to the AEIOU, then head out and grab a souvenir.
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>>2576931
Tell her we're just curious about what it does and why the AEIOU is keeping it so close to their chest.
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>>2576930
How the
dude that's creepy
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"Well, how would I get into the AEIOU? I imagine security is tight these days."
"If you had some kind of business, that'd work great. It's more lax on the inside frome what I remember, apart from lab safety. Apart from that, you could try hitching a ride in one of the carriages that go in." She shrugs. "Hey, it's not like I thought about it. A lot."

"Why're you and the AEIOU so concerned about this formula? What does it do?"
"It's a... controversial thing, but I think it's pretty radical. Apparently there's a way to magically induce a cutie mark, or something that looks like one, on non-ponies."
"Er, couldn't you just do a tattoo?"
"Well, a cutie mark has actual magic properties. This can simulate more than just the image, or so I'm told. Still, I've heard lots of talk, especially from humans wanting to... transition." She seems disturbed at this notion.

"Any other questions?"
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>>2577161
Well, yeah, but more to do with how you've been fairing here yourself. I've got plenty of my own experiences here to share, if you're interested. Unfortunately I'm short on time and need to get moving along. Maybe we can talk over lunch some time?
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>>2577161
No more questions. Thank her for her time and start looking for souvenirs.
If you pull any Conversion Bureau shit I'm gone.
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>>2577208
I don't like TCB either and was hoping to lampoon it slightly in the current contexts, but that'd just be too distracting. I need to get us back on track, sorry.

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