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old pone: >>2535957

this is new pone

she's not a morning person.
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>breakfast rape
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>rape
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>>2538757
[ITBEGINS]
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>rape
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>you will never have a girlfriend that wants you to call her your good little mare
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GO TO BED, TWILY
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>>2538770
>breakfast in bongland
Fuck I need to get to sleep.
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>Thickity will never put on her little black dress and go to a fancy restaurant with you
>Thickity will never whisper "you can't miss" as you open the car door for her

God hates us.
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Lady and the Tramp request for anon.

I think I'll take one final request for the night, I'm getting quite sleepy.
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>>2538777

>little sister rape
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>>2538757
>Implying Pinkie is not a morning person.
You're fucking crazy, man.
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boring sleepy head. i dont feel enough for this one to continue. any one have ideas or suggestions for another one?
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>>2538770
Is it rape if Lyra touches a Lyra?
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>>2538792
adorable, thanks
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>>2538777
yup [1]
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>>2538800

stop drawing ponies with dicks in their mouths

it's not interesting
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>>2538787
>SA: My bed, to be precise!
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>>2538811
It's more interesting than you.
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>>2538800
lyra teatrubs
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>Pinkie not a moring Pone
I call shenanigans.
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>>2538804
no problem
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>>2538786
I might someday. If nothing else, I can call her that during special bedroom games and she might come to like it.
Shut up!
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Would you buy her a larger set of vacuum cups?
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>>2538800
who are you
where can i find more
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>>2538792
That's pretty cool.
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>>2538818
3fast7u
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>>2538813
>yaoifairy
>drawing straight incest shipping
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>>2538815
Nah.
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>>2538800
just the 3, bro
and i did them all in one sitting.
what would rather have me do?
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>>2538737
>PINKIE! What is best in life?

>To sing for your friends, to see them smile before you and the cries of their laughter
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>>2538772
I guess it does. I am pretty surprised we found it too, kudos to the anon with the sharp-as-fuck eyes, because I didn't see anything in that one pic.
No, I'm not going to submit the answer. That tumblr worries me.
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>>2538786
>you will never have a girlfriend who likes to call you a good little mare
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>>2538834
>you will never have a girlfriend
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>>2538831
lyra teatrubs
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anon one more request

anon pls
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>>2538824
Oh, fuck, that's wonderful.
So... Swollen... And perfect...
I would keep her in vacuum cups, I assure you.
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>>2538832
I think he meant the talk show host.
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>>2538837
I don't want a girlfriend, I want a fuckbuddy/friends with benefits that I can hang out with like a normal friend but also have sex with
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>>2538832
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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OI MLPG

IT'S PAST 10 BONG

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP
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This club is closed.
Forever.
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>>2538824
No, I'd tell her to stop using them.
Her teats look just fine without.
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>>2538844
How is that different from a girlfriend?
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>>2538846
Because she's an idealized pink cartoon equine
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>There will be a Chrysalis version of The Burdened next Bronycon.
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>>2538849
I have a tummyache
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>>2538842
>riding Conan O'Brien into battle
okey dokes
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>>2538854

>commitment
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>>2538849
It's only 5 bong you limey
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>>2538849
but it's 5 PM here.
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>>2538828
Straight incest is best incest.
Same-sex kind of undermines the point.
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>>2538854
We don't act like a couple.
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>>2538853
They're not for her teats~
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Small horse is superior to big horse.
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So, shot in the dark here. Is anyone around that asked for a request from me in the past that I didn't do? I know I have a big nixed list but I was wondering if any oldfags were still with us and what request was theirs...

no of course I'm not going to work on any of them what are you talking about. ;_;
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>>2538841

>constant suction
>incredibly sensitive teats
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>>2538853
It's for her vagina, too, you know. And she's doing it because SHE'S ADDICTED TO THE SWEET PAIN OF TEATS AND GENITALS COMPLETELY ENGORGED WITH BLOOD.
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Alright, what's with you pony freaks? Do you seriously fap to my little pony? If you do, your worse than /b/. I don't see the interest in this children's show, even being high as fuck. If any of you answer my questions I would appreciate it.
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A daily reminder that you will all eventually act like slutmares.
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>>2538849
OI ITS ONLY 2 BONG
BUT ITS DARK OUT WUTS WITH THAT?
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>>2538869
IS THAT A STARE-OFF CHALLENGE
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>>2538875

U WOT M8?
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>>2538875
pls go
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>>2538877
DEM YANKS TOOKED THE SUN
LOOKS LIKE DEM BOYZ WANT THEMSELVES A RIGHT GOOD WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
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anon request

anon pls
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>>2538881
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>>2538881
I have become the stare.
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>>2538875
Yes, we fap to cute little ponies. Now go troll elsewhere.
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>>2538824
Who is this character?
She's chubby and seductive and those freckles and those swollen genitals and teats. I may have found my vision of the Slutty Mare.
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>>2538890
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>>2538888
Fluttershy sleeping in a sleeping bag with Angel
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I am become Slutty Mare, the destroyer of threads.
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>>2538898
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>>2538757
Check out the idiot at the bottom of the dead horse.
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>>2538896
Red Ribbons. I know the creator. They're nice.
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>>2538898
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>>2538876
But it won't be the same unless I have a pretty tail and all the other good stuff...
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>>2538899
That sounds hot!
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>>2538908
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>>2538910
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in case anyone was wondering, day old banana peels are still good.

after fapping with peels regularly for a while i have noticed the skin on my dick is much smoother and softer. i used to fap dry and that left cracks in the skin, it is all cleared now.
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>>2538899
>kawaii as fuck request
>mfw
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Why wasn't your teacher this kawaii?
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>>2538919
Don't think I could have got through the day without knowing that.
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>>2538923
because i don't live in equestria, you heartless bastard, that's why
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>>2538875 here

I'll leave once I get answers to my questions and coherent replies to my statements
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>>2538916
But it would be hot! All of their bodyheat would make it uncomfortably warm in the sleeping bag.

also angel would be pleasuring FS with a carrot.
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>>2538904
Oh, fuck, that's funny.
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>>2538792
sweetie belle stuffinG her face with a bag of pizza rolls
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>>2538908
WE STARING NOW?
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>>2538931
Many of us do. Enjoy your opinion that we're worse than /b/.
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>>2538931
Yes
no pls go
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>>2538931

we don't care if you stay or leave
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>>2538931
Yes, some of us fap to sexy pics/stories about our favorite My Little Pony characters.
Any more questions?
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UNF
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>>2538936
SMALLER
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>>2538931
To be honest, no, most of us don't.
Assuming we all don't would be stupid on both of our parts.
As far as not seeing the interest in the show.
Some people don't like the show, that's all, it's not your cup of tea.
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>>2538936
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>>2538875
>your worse than /b/
>your

Reported, called cops, bleached computer harddrive, hid in closet, etc.
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>>2538947
No.
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>>2538946
>She will never crush your head with her thighs
Life is suffering
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>>2538896
>wake up in the middle of the night
>feel an incredible warmth atop you
>look up and see her gazing down at you with bedroom eyes
>her chubby belly pressing into yours
>her heavy teats against your groin
>her thick, drooling folds grinding urgently against your erection
>with a sultry tone she tells you how good you've been
>you can feel her wink with your throbbing cock as she says that it's time for your reward
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>>2538875
I don't fap to ponae except sometimes.
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>Ask Ice Pack will never update.
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>>2538933
>she would moan softly as he slid the large pointy vegetable in and out of her horse pussy
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>>2538965
>beeing
0/10 would not save
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>>2538968
;_;
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>>2538968
>The Best Gamers is over.
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>>2538963
Someday....
Maybe someday soon...
We'll all be visited by our own Slutty Mare...
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>>2538970
Maybe it's a busy bee pun
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>>2538963
>"you can feel her wink"
>not "she winks at you, and not with her eyes"
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Wow I'm suprised the troll didn't get fed with rage. I shall be off to go sit under another bridge till a thread comes by, peace
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>>2538962

>firm, sweaty, luscious thighs
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>>2538919
That's interesting. I might give it a try some time.
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>>2538963
>suddenly the lights come on as balloons and confetti fill the air
>a man opens your bedroom door and enters carrying a large novelty check for $750,000
>he shakes your hand then leaves with the mare
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It's 2 bong and i'm going to bed
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This city's sleeping like a soldier
trapped inside of an iron lung,
Machines can keep you breathing
but what happens when you find a new war's begun?
Flip a switch and turn it off, you won't be able to breathe.
So either way you're a casualty.
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>>2538969
For some reason the wording "horse pussy" sounds terribly unattractive.
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>>2538985
>2 bong
oi mate you be living on the best coast too?
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>>2538985
>it's 4 bong and I've lost control of my life.
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>>2538969
A woman has actually died from fucking herself with a carrot.
I guess there was a tiny shard on it, it sliced the inside of her vagina, trapped an air pocket, and sent an embolism straight to her brain.

So don't fuck yourself with a carrot.
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>>2538983
>"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>"Publishers Clearing House is getting fucking cheap..."
>"I guess I can redo the kitchen now..."
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Gotta go sleep fast.
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>>2538993
I think the lesson there was to properly inspect and clean your carrots before fucking them
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>>2538993
But i need my vitamin K
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>>2538948
Speak for yourself.
Most of us do, but it isn't a prerequisite.
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>>2538983
Well, now I'm sad.
I'd rather have the mare.
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>>2538993
>someone died in a car crash once
>you should never drive ever
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>>2538993
Or at least wash it and put a condom on it first.

A friend of mine got a nasty banana infection once. So there's another reason.
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I've got this burning like my veins are filled
with nothing but gasoline.
And with a spark,
it's gonna be the biggest fire they've ever seen.
Cut me down or let me run,
either way it's all gonna burn...
The only way that they'll ever learn
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>>2539000
Inspecting and cleaning things before putting them into your body is generally a good practice.
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>>2539000
I guess she had bad vision.
Probably needed more carrots in her body.
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>>2539009
>nasty banana infecton
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UNF UNF
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>>2539006
>Someone died of old age.
>You should never get old ever.
>Become a Lich today!
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>>2539004
Money can get you everything you wanted, but friendship is forever.
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>>2539000

this message from your friends at the Commission for Vegetable Intercourse Safety.
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>>2539015
>nasty banana infection
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>>2539003
fuck where is that comic which is like "you've never fapped to ponies? I don't know if you'll be able to fit in around here"
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>>2538953
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>>2539025
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>>2539006
Ad hoc argument.
There are plenty of things people have died of that you should never do.
It just depends on whether or not it's worth the risk.
Is fucking a carrot worth the risk? There are other things to fuck.
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>>2539004
Me too.
It would be so awesome to have a slutty mare around who would fuck you whenever you felt like it.
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>>2539004
>you wake up
>it was all a dream
>the mare next to you asks what's wrong
>she rolls over and leans in close, whispering "Is there anything I can do to help?"
>she playfully nibbles on your ear as she presses her swollen teats against you
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>>2539016
Is that Samantha or an old man?
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>>2539016
Unless someone's going to ponify her, can we please stop posting her?
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>>2539030
>someone died fucking a car once
>you should never fuck a car

nice try
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>>2539029
ahahaha
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>Stash now goes below chin.
Well shit, should probably trim that at some point...
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>>2538963
>you can feel her wink
Oh yeah!
Go on...
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>>2539019
Maybe I could use my new fortune to hire a Slutty Mare on a live-in basis...
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>>2539022
Is it painful?
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>>2539038
i want a wizard beard but i cant grow facial hair
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>>2539034
>ponify her
I'll take the case.
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>>2539036
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>>2539034
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>>2539049
People are going to yell at you if she's not Gilda
just sayin
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>>2538800
Is this guy still here?
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>>2539032
"Yeah, but first, let's take some pictures. MLP General will never believe this..."
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>>2539022
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>>2539044
Well it's not very apeeling
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>>2539004
>you call them and tell them you want the mare
>she'll spend a week with you for $800,000
>once your week is up they go find some other sucker
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good news SB! chronic depression qualifies you to get your very own emotional support pony.
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>>2538989
What, you don't like horse pussies?
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>>2539062
Strange, I would assume it would hurt A bunch.
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>>2539061
the onion was the only good one
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>>2539066
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>>2539066
wheeeeere can i get ooooone
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>>2538998
>her braces get tangled with your pubes
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>>2539046
i cant look good with a beard ever

and i cant stop growing hair
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>>2539066

>emotional support pony
>brush her and make her look cute
>"Dude, what the fuck are you doing to that pony?"
>"SHUT UP IT'S FOR EMOTIONAL SUPPORT"
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>>2539064
This is the MLPG movie.
A horsefucker has to learn to draw and make plushies and raise 50,000 in brony commissions by the end of the week, or the Slutty Mare will be out of his grasp forever.
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>>2539070
fuck there's an onion one? I want it..
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>>2539080
I'd watch it
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>>2539066
Awwwww... I want one so bad.
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>He's one of those relatively normal looking guys, but he's a weirdo and dresseslike one. Imagine him with normal hair, better teeth and normal clothes. He'd look possibly handsome. Is there some way we can get Tex Anon to be the ideal that bronies aspire to so that at least some of them try to dress normally? Dude is just such a smooth dresser. I would hug him non-sexually.

He's a male character, but I want Tex Anon to hold me non-sexually. Tex has created the ideal masculine form.
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>>2539032
>you wake up again
>the man that handed you the check in the dream is lying next to you
>"Go back to sleep honey."
>you wake up again
>there is a human under you
>you rub your swollen teats against him and feel him grow hard
>you wake up again
>you fell asleep while browsing the My Large Human General again
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>>2539066

he's due for his visit from the Slutty Mare any day now.
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>>2539066
He ends up killing himself and becomes a slutty mare in Equestria
Directed by M Night
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>>2539073
>She pulls, tearing them out, the pain causes you to blast into the back of her throat, making her gag and cough.
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>>2539082
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>>2539066
>emotional support pony
That phrase is just perfect
My emotion support pony would be Fluttershy
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>>2539078
someone has proven brushing the manes on the my little pony dolls has a therapeutic effect

hmm
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>>2539078
Man, I wouldn't even care. I'd have a cute pony to love.
Maybe she wouldn't be able to speak, or do magic, or for sexually, but it would be a step in the right direction.
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>>2539089
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>>2539091
No.
He becomes OUR Slutty Mare.
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>>2539092
>She giggles while you sit dazed
>she turns around and presents her cherry-red rump to you
>"Reathy for rounth two?"
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>>2538899
>It's not like i want to snuggle with you or anything
>b-baka

i think I'm done for the night. Thanks for the requests mlpg.
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>>2539092

>the two of you look away uncomfortably and are quiet for a few minutes
>she eventually says "uh... that went well, huh? ha ha..."
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>>2539104
Oh wow that is especially cute. Come back soon draw anon.
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>>2539102
>Braces make you lisp.
Except they don't.
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>>2539096
>Fluttershy will never be there to comfort you after a hard day.
>She will never pat you consolingly on the back with a marshmallow hoof, gently crooning "There, there, tell me all about it," as you sit down together at the table, hot drinks already prepared.
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>>2539108
>tfw I wouldn't know because perfect teeth despite never taking care of them
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I come in here partly for the news. Last thread was really good.

1. High School Brony doc.
2. Reddit post claiming MLP Fandom members had sex with his 13 year old sister.

I am not shocked that "bronies" would have a higher than average percentage of pedos and whatever the term is for guys who like young jailbait (starts with "e").
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>>2539110
You can't know that for sure
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>>2539097
you need to stop listening to luke allan. people should not be self medicating with mlp.
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>>2539105
>She gets her wires replaced the next day.
>Her orthodontist arches his eyebrow as he finds hairs all over.
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>>2539121

That's not the guy he's referencing.
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>Top results for "emotional support pony"
>Knowyourmeme
>A fake "horseguide" web site
>Reddit
>ecmajor's tumblr
>mmo-champion
I dont think it's real, guys.
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>>2539116
Do you really come here to see bronys being embarrasing? I specifically avoid those things. I'm not a fan of the fandom.
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>>2539122
>tfw you still have scars on your dick from when your girlfriend in 9th grade went down on you with braces
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>>2539125

>avoiding these things

As if that's even possible, every day some random brony drops his spaghetti and we know about it regardless of whether or not we even want to.
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>>2539125
>Posting in MLPG
>During hiatus
>Not a fan of the fandom
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>>2539122
I wonder how often this happens in real life.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2539124
>actually looked it up
>you were trying to get one
>to have horse sex with

you disgust me
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Would you still let Slutty Mares service you from time to time if you were committed to your waifu?
Do Slutty Mares still count?
They could help out her too...
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>>2539132
Exactly. So why actively seek it out?
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>>2539124
>mmo-champion
Seems legit.
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>>2539116

My thinking is that:

1. Guys who are lonely are more likely to be weirdos
2. Lonely guys are more likely to be MLP Fans.

>>2539125
>Do you really come here to see bronys being embarrasing? I specifically avoid those things. I'm not a fan of the fandom.

Well, it's one of the joys. GG is another. Ross antics are another. The legitimate discussions on the show and characters that breaks out now and then are another. But the real "get into people's heads" type stuff is the Bronies being embarrassing idiots. But they're just such spazzes. I want to help them, but I know many of them are too fargone.
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Would you suck a hundred dicks for a million dollars?
Conditions:

-no stds/aids risk
-must suck a 100 before payment
-random dick size
-suck til they cum
-unlimited time
-if you decline offer, it goes to the person you hate most
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>>2539106
Thanks. I'll likely come back sometime tomorrow. Till' then.
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>>2539053
Oh, guess I won't then.
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>>2539137
>To have horse sex
>Implying I didnt just want one because I like ponies nonsexually and small ponies are best ponies and it might help me with my emotional issues
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>>2539148
Oh I didn't want to stop you entirely
Now I feel bad.
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>>2539145
I'd do it for free
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>>2539141
>you will never fuck a slutty mare while she furiously pleasures your waifu
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>>2539145
I would suck a hundred dicks if I were guaranteed no stds/aids risk for free.
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>>2539040
>she slides downward, her belly rubbing against yours as her teats pull away, your cock fitfully throbbing as she angles herself
>your tip easily finds purchase between her fat, bloated lips as she pushes back onto you
>you thrust reflexively and she moans as you press into her, the copious lubrication drooling out of her easing your passage into her sweltering, velvet folds
>eager to feel all of you she winks again, the powerful muscles of her marecunt slurping you in with a lewd, wet squelch
>sighing contentedly she looks lovingly into your eyes as she begins to grind, sawing your cock in and out of her as her teats rub against your lower abdomen
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>>2539152
Oh late night MLPG, you slay me.
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>>2539132

>spaghetti.

Sorry. I think that's reached the point of jokes we should retire. It had a good run, it did. But it needs to be laid to rest.

Jokes to retire:
>Spaghetti

Retired:
>brony
>Plot
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>>2539145
Do I get to swallow?
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>>2539145
>random dick size
It's gonna be horse dicks isn't it
please let it be horse dicks
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>>2539145
Well, yeah, of course.
Relate this to ponies, somehow.
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>>2539154
For some reason those eyes make me think of Fluffy's vectors.
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>>2539157
>tfw I'm not even joking

At least if there was no social repercussion, either.
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>>2539153
>you will never see the local slutty mare in a business suit
>it turns out she plays the stock market when she's off the clock
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>>2539162
Of course it's related to ponies.
Didnt you watch season one episode 28 where Big Mac was faced with the same decision?
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>>2539158
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE
>Implying you can retire greatness.

Besides, what would Spaghetti pone think?
Who do you hate her, Anon?
She only wanted your love.
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>>2539156
Kiss her.
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>>2539145
>-random dick size
>-suck til they cum
yeah im inexperienced, so that might be difficult. can i use my hands to help?

>-if you decline offer, it goes to the person you hate most
like, the offer goes to the person or the million dollars?

overall very attractive offer except for that first concern. the unlimited time thing makes it so that you can do like one a day and it'll still be worth it in the end. i guess i'll take it
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>>2539125
>I specifically avoid those things.

They're fascinating creatures. They're prime examples of what not to do. If Tex Anon is the ideal male, then these guys are the opposite. I know that I'm on the same scale as they are. They help remind me to NOT be like them.
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>>2539154
mumbles that is gross. one of the main rules of tripfagging is dont discuss your extreme fetishes with it on. unless your goal is to be the next sentinal,darf, or ross.
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Am I the only one here who doesn't WANT to suck ANY dicks?
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>>2539181
The fuck happened to Darf?
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>>2539153
Perfect. Slutty Mares exist to please. It would be silly to deny them, and Pinkie has probably been familiar with them longer than I have.
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>>2539181
>wanting to suck penis
>extreme fetish
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>>2539174

Would you boop the little meatballs on her?
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butt
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>>2539184
Give it time. Soon your inner sub will come out.
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>>2539184
Nearly. Just go, we have no use for you cis scum during the hiatus.
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>>2539184

Nah bro.
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>>2539145
Dude that's like the easiest choice you could make.
The no STD part is the only thing that maters and it makes it easy as fuck
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>>2539145
are niggers allowed?
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>>2539181
I disagree.
Nonsexual tripfags make me feel bad about my perverse mind.
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>>2539184
Yes
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>>2539145
I'd gladly suck 100 dicks in the same conditions for $1000.

Or even $500.
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>>2539181
>implying I'm being serious
>implying you wouldn't suck 100 dicks
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>>2539174
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7OLrLKOL48
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>>2539198
I think the rules stated no STD/ AIDS risk.
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>>2539145
Throw in the fact that they have to shower and shave before I start and I might say yes.
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>>2539184
I USED to not want to be The Slutty Mare.
I know it's only a matter of time before I'm fantasizing as taking cock as a man.
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>>2539175
>you lean down to kiss her and she returns it with passion, the flavor of raspberries dancing on your tongue
>she continues to grind against you as you make out, eager to please you and in desperate need of a good rutting
>with her front hooves she tries to get you to put your hands on her hips
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>>2539145
I'd be all for it if they were clean, at least average looking guys.
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>>2539204
Where is the Pinkie version of this?
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>>2539199
I exist as a parody of a human being to make you all feel better about yourselves! It is my greatest joy.
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>>2539188
I would boop her meatballs and breadstick.
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>>2539216
Indulge the slut.
Also, raspberry makeouts sounds wonderful.
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>>2539204
>>2539199
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>>2539204
>in the past mumbls has said he is gay
>now mentions he would suck 100 dick
>we are supposed to assume it is just joking
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>>2539185
He got stuck-up and picky.
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>>2539235
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>>2539237
Do you think we have more whiny artists or writers (by percentage)?
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>>2539156
Holy shit! That's hot!
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I like it
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>>2539158
>plot

nooooooooo i like this one.

also getting old is:
>____is best pony
>unf
>mane six
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>>2539241
I think it's about even.
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>>2539244
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>>2539145
Only if all the dicks were attached to hot chicks. (or mares)
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>>2539241
Hey, I've got a great idea.
Let's talk about slutty mares and forget about the contributors we dislike.
I don't want this to become one of those threads...
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>>2539235
MAKES YOU WONDER, HUH....
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>>2539246
>Mane six.
We still use that?
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>>2539184
Not even Futashy's dick?
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>>2539252
Why not?
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>>2539255
Especially
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>>2539252
I just say main six. I don't even really notice when someone does "mane". It's gone beyond joke.
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>>2539246

Sorry, plot died when those guys asked Tara Strong to sign Twilight "on her plot". The joke is so far removed from its origin ("I only watch it for the plot" joke images from /a/) that it's lost all meaning. Needs to die.

List of jokes that need to die:

>mane six
>brony
>Plot
>Spaghetti

Debatable:

>____is best pony
>unf

Thoughts?
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>>2539250
okay

how does she get in your house?
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>>2539255
I would blow Fluttershy's massive horsecock, but not the dog-like Futashy with the awful hooves.
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I haven't seen this one.
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>>2539264
Add 'object ponies'
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>>2539258
What if it wasn't dog fluttershy?
Just regular fluttershy
With a massive throbing horsecock
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>>2539181
Hmm, what are Sentenal and Darf's fetishes?

Captcha: Nathan roggesk
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>>2539264
i am not attached to memes or words. i never really used them so i will not miss.
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>>2539266
Well, maybe she's a unicorn and can teleport.
It depends on your vision of her, I suppose.
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>>2539264
You forgot >clopping
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>>2539272

What's wrong with object ponies? They're still cute aren't they?
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>>2539202
>$5-$10 per dick suck
holy shit you're a cheap whore
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>>2539232
>she moans into your kiss as you grip her hips, running your hands over her flanks before getting a firm hold
>she cries out when you start pounding her, breaking the kiss and groaning with each thrust
>you press forward and kiss her again, tasting her fruitiness as she sloppily kisses you back
>the rhythm of your thrusts gets thrown off by her intermittent winks, the clenching of her swollen lips making her too tight to thrust into
>she pants and coos as she begs you to fuck her harder, babbling about how bad she needs you to rut her like the slutty mare she is
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>>2539269
But Megasweet's Futashy is so cute and sexy!
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>>2539264
>we need to restrict what words we use to avoid looking bad in the face of others
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>>2539252
its used on EQD in every news post. another annoying thing there is phoe keeps referring to themselves as "ponies".

shit is rage inducing but that is my own fault for going there in the first place.
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>>2539273
In a heartbeat and I'd hungrily gulp down all of her yummy, thick futacum.
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>>2539278

Adding for next time. Thanks. I'll organize them into "Our jokes" and "brony jokes"
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>>2539272
Only if we add Anonymous.
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>>2539056
im around.
drawing lyra teat rubs off and on.
..isnt coming out right
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>>2539272
YouTryinToGetARiseFromMe.png
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>>2539271
Cool me either
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>>2539285

*brohoof*
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>>2539264
>Tara Strong to sign Twilight "on her plot"

someone explain
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>>2539282
KEEP GOING
YOU'RE ON A ROLL
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>>2539284
>But Megasweet's Futashy is so cute and sexy!

Don't trust you. Post it.
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>>2539286
>its used on EQD in every news post.
Yes, but we can't fucking control that shit.
Most of the autistic fucks that follow the cult that is the fandom use those words in normal conversation.
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>>2539272
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>>2539284
I must disagree.
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>>2539286
>shit is rage inducing but that is my own fault for going there in the first place.

It is. It's just fandom news. Who cares? Tell me when something show related happens.
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>>2539214
I USED to not fantasize about being a horny mare and having my marehood stretched to its limits by an enormous firebreathing dragon.
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>doesnt like unf anymore

how can you guys call yourselfs true furbronies if you dont like this popular furry phrase anymore?
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>>2539293
(\
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goodnight MLPG
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>>2539309
See you soon~
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>>2539306
You know, I was tempted to wrap my mustache like that, just to fuck with that faggot.
Then I realized it would be first, fucking retarded and second, hard as fuck to do and I am lazy.
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>>2539292
>Cool me either

Browse his ponibooru. Might be a few not posted to his tumblr.

http://www.ponibooru.org/post/list/user_id%3D952/1

>>2539295
>someone explain

At a con, a group of fans came up to Tara with a huge cardboard Twilight and asked her to sign it. They told her to sign it on the plot (ass). One of them was that monsterous Celestia thing that looked scary. You've seen that.
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>find a joke and/or word
>if it has been used outside MLPG it is no longer ``cool''
No.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLqoTFQcrwQ
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>>2539281
I'd enjoy sucking the dicks, the money would just be a nice bonus.
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Would you?
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Good morning, husbandu. It is I, your favourite pony.

Don't you just adore me?
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>>2539320

>Would you?

Forgot image.
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>>2539320
I'd take some convincing, but I'd certainly give in.
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>>2539316

There are certain words though such as clopping which are way too fucking furry to use anymore though.
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I think that some people just need to calm down and gain a sense of perspective.
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You're my favorite, night/early morning crew, you're all horrible. In the best way possible.

Now pls choose a pone(s) for me to draw:
Rarity and Fluttershy
Derpy
Twilight
Cloud Kicker

I've already decided subject matter, but can't choose which to bother with now.
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>>2539309
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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>>2539317
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>>2539264
Why would we do this?
I mean as long as it's fun and we only use them in these threads does it matter?
Seriously this is stupid.
\i mean yea some make sense like clopfics and clopping since it doesn't even make sense and it's retarded but why mane six? Or plot? Plot has been used by /a/ for years.

This is retarded
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>>2539316
>overusing meme words in the first place

back to le reddit with you le brony
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>>2539235
>Implying he couldn't be joking while telling the truth at the same time
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>>2539324
>IT IS I, AKKU!
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>>2539325
>Pone
>with human fetish
yes
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>>2539329
All of them
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>>2539324

>favorite pony

Step the fuck off bitch.
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>>2539324
YES, MY QUEEN. YOU ARE MY EVERYTHING.
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>>2539325

It's physically impossible for Twi to NOT look adorable.
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>>2539329
Rarishy, you don't see a whole ton of that pairing.
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>>2539315
Remember Me Eddie
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>>2539298
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>>2539288
>our jokes

oh yeah US HORSEFUCKERS HUH? us horsefuckers.
we're so much better than those bronies outside the lifeboat, we're the only source of sanity in this sea of piss

i am so great because i visit mlpg and talk about how much i love to fuck horses and indulge in drawfag drama
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>>2539318
>Not wanting to suck dicks and get lodsofemone for it
It's like you're some kind of slutslutslut
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>>2539297
>you continue to indulge your slutty mare, pounding harder against her and listening to the wet slap of her quivering lips against your crotch
>she pushes herself up, her tummy jiggling slightly as her teats bounce back and forth hypnotically
>you tell her what a good little slut she is and how you're going to pound her until she won't be able to walk straight
>you're rewarded by a high-pitched moan as her babbling grows more urgent, her words cut off by her needy panting
>you pull a hand off of her hip and slide it around to her teats, rolling one of her nipples around with your thumb
>her eyes clamp shut as she slams down onto you, her marelips winking sporadically as she wails in orgasm
>you ride her through it, grinding into her as best you can while you continue to fondle her teat
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>>2539348
when I killed your brother
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god damn i want to suck a dick so bad
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>>2539327
>There are certain words though such as clopping which are way too fucking furry to use anymore though.

And that one never made sense. "Clopping" on the show is their form of clapping.

>mfw Equestrians clop after every meal
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>>2539333
You take my little pony generals pretty seriously huh?
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>>2539181
>darf

woah woah what

I know he was a bit of a whiny attention whore but what the fuck did he do to earn a place sandwiched between sent and fucking ross?
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>>2539329
Derpy!
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>>2539354
I talked just
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>>2539325
>poniiborru filename
>not a file name from mlpg when it was originally posted

get out new
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>>2539354
I need to watch that movie again.

It's a true story, btw.
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>>2539362
like
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>>2539352
Hey, if someone offered me that million-dollar deal I wouldn't mention that I'd do it for $1000.

But I would.
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>>2539329
rarity and pinkie
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>>2539349
Nothing about that image is appealing to me in any way shape or form. I hate MS's shit scribbles.
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>>2539356
What fun is making sense.

>pegasus opens its wings in surprise
>HAHA WING BONER
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>>2539366
THISSSS
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>>2539363

I'm scanning through Tex's poniboru right now. A couple I haven't seen
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*chnnk*
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>>2539353
WE'RE ALMOST THROUGH
TAKE ME HOME
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>>2539332

Fluffy ponies.They were once beloved. Yet now are banished.
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>>2539377
God dammit you got me here
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Hey guys, I'm debating pleasuring myself while looking at textbooks to associate sexual gratification with homework, is this a good idea?
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>>2539355
Where are you anon
I have a penis
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>>2539342
CURSES

>>2539346
>>2539361
I'll go for rarity/fluttershy first, then derpy after if I have time. Thanks!

>>2539368
THAT WASN'T IN THE LIST, YOU LOSE.
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>>2539372
>"LETS RUN THAT SHIT INTO THE GROUND!"
>"HOLY SHIT WE HIT THE GOLD MIND OF ERECTIONS!"
>"BECAUSE THEIR WINGS ARE LIKE PENISES!
>>
EPISODE

OR

EVEN

SERIES

OF
EPISODES.
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>>2539377

I love you faggots sometimes.
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>>2539355

Tell me about it. I wish someone from MLPG would let me suck thier dick already.
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>>2539358
naw, i actually hate the general. that is why i reply to ross and often insult contributors. keep on shit posting brony, i want to see the general burn also.
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God dammit, you guys...
I just want to cuddle with my favorite pone.
Or to be visited by the slutty mare.
Or even to be mindbroken by Chrysalis.

I just want to spend time with pone.
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Oh man....I am home from work, and ready to unwind by drawing pones. No butts or porn though.
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>>2539369
>>2539349

I sort of like MS's anime-ish style but not. But I don't like his bodies, and I don't find it hot. His human ponies have the same generic pornstar body and it's really annoying.
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>>2539382
And thanks to that, we don't get any more Coke pony stories or Tabasco stories.
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>>2539392
>>2539387
>>2539355
I would try to organize a little orgy with you guys, but I get the feeling that you'd all back out when you saw what everyone else looked like.
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>>2539395

draw butt porn
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>>2539382
I still think they are cute.
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>>2539395
You should draw raridash laughing together.
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>>2539350
>
>oh yeah US HORSEFUCKERS HUH? us horsefuckers.
>we're so much better than those bronies outside the lifeboat, we're the only source of sanity in this sea of piss
>
>i am so great because i visit mlpg and talk about how much i love to fuck horses and indulge in drawfag drama

We're bad. But we're a few steps above "them". We still have our sanity. We still try to pass as normal. Also, I separated them simply because some jokes had died in MLPG months or even a year ago, but are still alive in the general fandom. "Brony" being one.
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>>2539393
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>>2539395

Aren't you doing a new series with ponies? You should do some of that?
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>>2539315

wooho, an excuse to post this again.
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>>2539395
draw heads

nonexuslally
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>>2539393
Wow, you're pathetic.
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>>2539377
someone expain this american reference, i dont get it.
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>>2539353
This is making me hard! More!
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>>2539393
Wanna talk about it, man?
We are all friends here.
You can hate us all you want, but that does not mean you can't talk to us about it.
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>>2539395

Draw Rarity kissing Fancypants
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>>2539400

Shit I'd be down. I've gone 22 years without so much as a kiss so I'm ready for whatevs.
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>>2539393
Why not spend your time somewhere else?
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>>2539389
Penis jokes are the height of humor.
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>>2539413
Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
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>>2539413
>not knowing about who framed rogger rabbit
Dude I'm from a shitty est european country and I saw that movie as a kid
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>>2539400
I'm not gay anyway.
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>>2539413
>>2539391
Its a cartoon movie, 'Who Framed Rodger Rabbit'
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>>2539402
>I still think they are cute.

Yes, but they have been sullied.I can't see them or think about them without bringing up the images the try-hard kids made of them pooping or being hurt.
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>>2539391
10/10
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>>2539391
I'm still amazed they managed to get both Disney and Warner.
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>>2539369
>>2539396
You must be gay...
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>>2539395
where the fuck do you work goddamn. what time zone are you even in.
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>>2539420
Fuck, I love it when Pinkie pulls those Daffy Duck moves.
It's not that it turns me on.... It just makes me love her more. Like it warms my heart and confirms that this is the pony for me. I don't know... Don't look at me.
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>>2539417
>I've gone 22 years without so much as a kiss so I'm ready for whatevs
I think you missed this:
>I get the feeling that you'd all back out when you saw what everyone else looked like.

There's probably a reason you're a kissless virgin
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>>2539419
>Penis jokes are the height of humor.
more like the length
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>>2539391

Bad image. I don't like sir. No I do not.
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>>2539431
It was a different time...
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>>2539436
>she pegs him
>while giving him a magicjob
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>>2539393

2/10

See me after class on learning how to be subtle.
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>>2539436
ba dum tsh
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>>2539428
I can. The trick is not taking the My Little Pony fandom so seriously.
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>>2539395
draw mini minitufts sitting in ice or a pizza, like the cereal pic.

my fetishes
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>>2539355
>>2539387
>>2539392
>>2539400
>>2539417

We shall organize an MLPG dick sucking support group.

And meet on the summer solstice at Stonehenge.

The time is at hand for us all to become the slutty mare.
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>>2539450
I'm not going.
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>>2539432

I prefer more realistic proportions to women. And the porn-star bodies are a boner killer. I associate those kinds of bodies with trashiness. Same with painted long nails, belly piercings, lower back tattoos, dyed blond hair, and too much make up.
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hello

please respond
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>>2539431
>I'm still amazed they managed to get both Disney and Warner.
They held the reins tightest when it came to Bugs and Mickey though
The other interactions were all amusing and fun, but for that scene, what could have been an incredible clash of the titans was reduced to bland staleness

both companies wouldn't give an inch
they had to have perfectly equal lines
neither party could 'win' their discussion/argument
for every zinger one had, the other had to have one too

and on and on
neither studio wanted their lead mascot in anything but the perfect, purest light
so in the end, to play it safe, neither of them really did anything
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>>2539443
>magicjob

why is this the first time i am ever seeing this used in the 2 years i have been here
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Guys I'm British and all outta tea

Help me battle withdrawal symptoms with cutest pone pls

I'll let you pick cutest pone
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>>2539447
so....micro? or just sitting in food.

because i haven't heard of the latter
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>>2539450
I'm down.
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>>2539444

There's a good chance he's serious though, it's already confirmed that people come here to stir up the shit for fun, some of which are even some of our own people.
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>>2539454
k
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>>2539443
Greentext! Do it!
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>>2539454
[citation needed]
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>>2539450
YOU'RE A FOOL!
IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!
WE WON'T HAVE PRETTY MANES AND TAILS AND HOOVES AND HOT WINKING MARECUNTS!
WE'LL ONLY LEAVE FEELING HOLLOW AND UNFULFILLED!
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>>2539450
I'm not flying half way across the earth to get my dick sucked by you guys
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>>2539422
Who Framed Roger Rabbit is, what 24 years old? Not all kids are going to get these old film references anymore.
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>>2539458
I've written it in clopfics before.

I've seen it used plenty. Maybe you're just lucky.
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>>2539378
>she trembles as she comes down from her orgasm, her walls still clenching every few seconds
>she looks down at you, sweaty and disheveled with need still in her eyes
>she grinds into you, moaning that she needs you to give it to her
>you hold still, asking her what she wants
>she grinds harder as she begs you to pound her until you cum
>she clenches hard as she tells you how badly she needs to feel you spurting inside her, filling her up with your spunk
>you tell her that's all you needed to hear as you put your hands back on her hips and give her the ride of her life
>your savage thrusts pound the words out of her leaving only vowels punctuated by each piston of your hips against hers, her eyes glazing over as her world contracts to nothing but the pleasure of feeling you inside her
>soon you're close, your twitching erection driving her wild with need as each final slam drives her moaning higher and higher
>you hilt inside her, unable to hold back as your cock spasms, jets of your hot seed filling her as she goes over the edge herself
>her greedy cunt milks you for all you're worth, rope after rope of your viscous semen pumping into her as her eyes roll back into her head, her mouth agape in pleasure
>eventually your orgasm tapers off and you swear you've never cum so much in your life
>your slutty mare lies atop you, panting as you feel her heart race in her chest
>she looks up at you weakly and you give her a loving kiss
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>>2539450
I just want someone, man or woman, to orally pleasure while they insult me, then laugh at me when I finish myself off after they're done.

Is that too much to ask?
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>>2539460
i am really just hungry right now
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>>2539446
>I can. The trick is not taking the My Little Pony fandom so seriously.

Dude, this is 4chan. I take EVERYTHING seriously. I don't forget little things and I rage over stupid shit constantly.
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TAW's gone right
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>>2539450
>>2539461
>>2539355
>>2539387
>>2539392
>>2539400
>>2539417
>>2539474
You all reek of desperation. So pathetic.
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>>2539459
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>>2539432

Because it is definately gay to not like a certain body type on women.
By that logic you're gay if you don't like Ross's fatties.
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>>2539456
I had to look it up, hadn't seen the movie in forver.
Didn't seem as bad as you were describing it, the joke was kinda funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKjUtTC3e0Y
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>>2539470
>Trying to have a tender moment.
>With that dickish look.
Fucking OC's.
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>>2539436

Can Snails be Trixie's pathetic assisstant that she treats like a slave now?
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>>2539470
I remember people obsessing over the origin of AJ's hat.
I was hoping someone would make a comic where she just got it from a store and that was the end.
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>>2539472
Awww... You're a good greentexter.
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>>2539486
But it could have been so much more

compare, say, daffy's scene
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>>2539487
some people can't into good art
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>>2539456

Oh look who's fucking here, Mr. Wikipedia. Look, I can look up stuff too and name drop here and there. Do I go around bragging about it?
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MLPG, what do you do to stave off the loneliness?
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>>2539458
It might not be the most common thing, but I've written at least one scene involving it too, and I'm pretty sure I've seen it done in other clopfics as well.
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>>2539487
Wait, are you complaining about the art or the hat gang?
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>>2539502
nothing.
Absofuckinglutly nothing
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>>2539498
AW SHIT ERRYBODY
ROSS IS HERE
GG VS ROSS
ROUND 2
THROWDOWN NIGGA THROWDOWN
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>>2539495
Ok I had to rewatch that one too. I see what you mean. Ah well.
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>>2539502
Drink.
And then get depressed about it.
So I drink some more.
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I don't have fun with you guys anymore. I used to laugh and talk to people here, just hang out.

Now, I'm just angry. And I only get angrier the more I stay.

I'm gonna go, I think. I guess I'll see you in a bit, MLPG.
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>>2539502
anything i can

work
draw
write
post on mlpg


etc.
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>>2539502

I go out drinking with my friends.
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>>2539478
She was here yesterday posting her latest story
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>>2539497
People should really learn to draw before they draw anything.
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>>2539502
shitpost in the general or pretend to downloand cp on livestream and watch the nerds freak out.
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>>2539502
You'll never be lonely once you've got a pony tulpa
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>>2539514
>not being happy as fuck when drunk
ISHIGGIDYDIGGIDY
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>>2539498
If you are Ross, then yes, you do.
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>>2539502

Ignore it.

Seriously I really don't care enough about other people. It doesn't bother me.

My depression comes from my own feelings of being useless and untalented
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Get some sleep MLPG
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>>2539502

Sit in my dark room, the only light coming from my computer monitor, at 5 in the morning, posting pone, wondering where it all went wrong.
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>>2539518
>she
>her
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>>2539530

Are you me? I'm fine being alone but I wouldn't mind having a job. I just hate working with people so that's unlikely.
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>>2539486

Dude, I don't even remember Micky and Bugs being in that movie. That's how forgettable that scene was.
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>>2539535
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>>2539522
AB pls end yourself
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>>2539477
>Implying we take anything seriously
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>>2539535
No, it's not even lunchtime yet and I seriously need to get my sleep back on a normal cycle.

So very tired though.
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>>2539436
What exactly did she ask him for?
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>>2539498
>Oh look who's fucking here, Mr. Wikipedia. Look, I can look up stuff too and name drop here and there.
man
earlier I wanted to make a point about how your whiny rants aren't even like factually accurate
that you argue and protest things that don't even exist or never happened

but I couldn't get a good enough example

this is perfect though

even ignoring every other problem
either you have no idea what "name drop" means or you just gave up reading halfway and made up your own post in your head
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>>2539502
If you don't have anyone to hang out with, livestream or synchtube something fun and chat and drink.
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>>2539492
I think it deserves a cap.
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>Ross Vs. GG round 2.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6zqHKd265E
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What is it about earth ponies that make them so much better than their winged and horned counterparts?
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>>2539535
I can't.
{spoiler]It's 3am and I have pt tommorow[/spoiler]
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>>2539548
Of course we don't take anything seriously. We just like spending hours in raging, futile and repetitive discussions for the fun of it.
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>>2539522
So you did it on purpose just to cause drama and draw attention to yourself, huh?
That makes sense.
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>>2539478
i dont read fanfiction so i never understood why taw is so popular here and has a legion of whiteknights. i only see fetish talk and brony shitposting from him.
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>>2539536
I don't know what to feel anymore
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>>2539563
>{
welp
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>>2539559
>tfw your greentext gets capped
>tfw you're every post in the cap
<3 <3 <3
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>>2539562

They have the best butts
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>>2539447
Brain...failing...must draw...
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>>2539565
Exactly!
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>>2539572
>implying
I was fucking there. The dumbfuck had no idea someone was in the stream.
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>>2539574
God I want this so bad...I would do anything for it.
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>>2539585
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>2539592
>anything
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>>2539555

>that comic

I don't get it. I'm guessing it's a sexual joke, but what is a"dollar menu" ?
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>>2539562
>Australian McDonalds didn't get Cheerilee
>they did get Rainbow Dash but I never found her
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>>2539573
Because he's awesome and writes great fics.
I don't see what issues you have with him.
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>>2539523

I'm not delusional or schizo. So no.
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Which Eldar Aspect Temple would each of the primary 6 belong to?
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>reading through GG vs Ross round 1
>everyone saying "Get dunked" as an insult

It's a shame this got bastardised and lost all meaning so quickly
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>>2539555
I think the funniest thing about the whole Ross vs. GG thing is that Ross still too much of a coward to put on a name.

Which only serves to confuse the matter, as now anyone acting like an ass or with a horrible opinion becomes attributed to him. Which, naturally serves only to make things worse - especially when he finds he has to try to defend himself against stuff he really may or may not have said.

Or, he's doing it deliberately so that he can hide from his own words. But he really doesn't strike me as the upstanding kind of guy to do that.
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I know you guys aren't talking about Who Framed Roger Rabbit anymore, but I just remembered something else that had both Looney Tunes and Disney characters:
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue
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>>2539593
Because she doesn't make you think...and she's retarded.
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>>2539592

But what about that giant hamburger bed? That shit's cool as fuck too.
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>>2539585
that icecream looks a lot like a COCK. i cant share this cute picture with my little sister at all.
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>>2539605
>>2539573
Please don't start this, guys.
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>>2539592
Perhaps something can be arranged...
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MLPG, what is it like to hold a girl's hand?
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>>2539600
what is a "sexual joke"?

can you explain it to me?
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>>2539612
i know right? people are actually using it as an insult now...instead of what you say after a particularly good insult. shits wacky
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>>2539624
>has a thing for strong independent black women who don't need no man
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>>2539559
Saved! That was excellent!
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You know fuck this
I have fun saying mane six and just because some faggots also used it won't stop me from using it.
I'm here for fun and by god I'll have fun
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/r/ing last nights rarity quest screencaps
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>>2539608
>I'm not delusional or schizo.
Not yet, but with just ~30 minutes of meditation a day you can change that!

Just think, if you started now you could have your very own imaginary companion pony by the end of the summer!
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>>2539625
Let me hold my hand for a moment....it feels like clapping.
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>>2539627

half of GG's punchlines are "sex". See like, anything he's done.
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>>2539612
>>2539632
It caught on because it captured Ross being so anally devastated by such a minute thing.
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>>2539641
Typical
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>>2539592
>i have extreme claustrophobia
>imagining being in that thing upside like that where it looks difficult to get out makes me shit my pants
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>>2539640
But I won't be able to hold her and snuggle her and kiss her and sex her!
It will be empty!
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Is Ross back?
Do I get to once again try to help him become a better poster?
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>>2539625
FUCK I hate sharing a general with people like you. Seriously? You've never even held a girl's hand? I refuse to believe this. This is MLPG and 4chan after all. Everything is to be taken with a grain of salt right? r-right?
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>>2539616
>>2539641
MT, you do requests?
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>>2539562

They're normal, stronger, and more flexible. Unicorn and Pegesi are too specialized.
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>>2539644
Typically you say it after he got dunked...to point out that he got dunked, rather than as a "Get lost" kind of way which it is used more often that not nowadays

Oh well, if it pisses Ross off then go ahead!
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>>2539621
hey it does look like a dick, YOU SAID NO PORN MT. YOU LIED TO US. I CAN NEVER TRUST YOU AGAIN.
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>>2539584

Pinkie doesn't count as Earth Pony. She's like some magical Pixie Pony.
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>>2539643
All of Ross's punchlines are terrible.
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>>2539612
I'd say Ross himself has become bastardised and lost all meaning.

He's more like some sort of bogeyman than an artist now. Even though he still thinks people place some sort of value and respect in his contributions.
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>>2539619
I totally prefer burger throw pillows. I'd love to make one some day.
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>>2539648
Are you sure you can't have sex with a tulpa?
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>>2539661
>mt
>no porn
Pffthahaha she's posted porn here before, doofus
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>>2539646
>is he clapping again.jpg
every time
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>>2539619
Gore...we have not properly met....before ponies I was OBSESSED with sharks. I still am. I love them soooo much. To have that shark pillow...I would weep with joy as I cried within it and think how perfect everything was. I would wear my shark jammies and cuddle my great white plush and watch deep blue sea while reading MEG. Heaven.
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>>2539654

Heh, well actually, no I haven't. Not even in like, childhood games or what have you. Parents wouldn't let me play with the other children.

19 years and going strong.
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>>2539670
>>2539661
Oh my mistake, I didn't see her original post
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>>2539654
Hey, now. I'm not him, but there's no reason for you to hate me. Yes, I've never held a girl's hand or had a kiss or anything more than a friendly hug and I am 20. I just don't post about it. You don't have to hate me. Don't waste your energy.
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>>2539600
She's just saying he's cheap
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>>2539670
she said no porn tonight
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>>2539646
>see the Avengers
>people in the front rows clap at the end
>don't even live in America
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>mfw /wsg/

thank you moot. See you later, suckers
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>>2539679
>not clapping at the end of a good movie
you all are some heartless bastards.
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>>2539648
>>2539668

It just requires a little bit of imagination
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>>2539686
Clapping for whom? The projector?
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>>2539663
That's why she's the best.
And the prettiest.
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>>2539679
Same story here man
Both myself and my dad saw it in separate cinemas in the UK

The entire audience clapped and cheered both times. I felt dirty for joining in
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>>2539679
>go to see avengers in theater
>the americans were clapping and leaving before the bonus scenes after the credits
>i silently laugh at their stupidity
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>>2539690
The projector worked hard you know!
Show him some appreciation!
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>>2539657
Yes....I do them all the time if I'm in the mood....I also do commissions and gifts and art trades. And I make jokes when I'm feeling extra bitchy.
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>>2539679

Shit when I went and saw it, people started clapping like during the movie. It was like after the big city fight scene or something. I thought it was absolutely hilarious.
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>>2539675
I don't actually hate. Like I said grain of salt but fuck man that's..that's fucking terrible. All I can say is you're missing out on a lot but you probably know that.
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>>2539693
Americans don't actually clap after movies, but we clapped for The Avengers.
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>>2539640

I'll just wait until VR and AI technology catches up with me.

>In 2060 I have a conversation with an AI Twilight about whether she's conscious or not
>She does a really good job arguing her case and spends the rest of our time teaching me about magic and science
>Other people just use their AI Ponies for fucking
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>>2539679
Exact same thing happened to me.
I can't look at this country the same way anymore.
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Ross, if you are indeed here.
Do you ever wish some day, you could get phrase from the general?
That would be nice, wouldn't it?
I could be for friend.
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>>2539704
are you in the mood right now
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>>2539593
Because she is drawn by a sassy black woman
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>>2539638
thats the spirit! do what ever you want with no regards to what other people think of you!
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>>2539666
>He's more like some sort of bogeyman than an artist now.

I know. If someone shit posts or trolls then it's Ross. We think he's always there.
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>>2539711
No fucking kidding. I'm sure I'll get to it eventually, but I am in no position to at the moment and have never really learned "how".
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>>2539679
I lost my shit when they made the Hulk smash stuff.
Totally out of character.
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>>2539713
>implying
Clearly it has become such a commonplace activity that you don't notice it any more
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>>2539721
I'm not sassy at all really.
>>2539720
Ya know instead of asking that you could just SAY what you want dingis~
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>>2539502
I scrape my skin with a pin needle and listen to Linkin Park
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>>2539721
>tfw MT doesn't sound like a sassy black woman
MY PERFECT IMAGE OF HER IS RUINED
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>>2539727
>people still think Ross is bugsanon
>even when they are posting literally less than 10 seconds apart from one another
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>>2539727
>eat your greens
>or Ross will come draw horrible fat monsters for you!
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>>2539704
how much to draw this pony wearing horse underwear
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>>2539714
>Not getting an AI Trixie to insult your feeble human mind
>Not fucking her while she explains why she is better than you in every possible way
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>>2539725
I also submit that "autism" be moved to the dead-as-fuck jokes file.
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>>2539690
Not "for" anyone but yourself and the others who just watched a good movie. It's a wonderful communal experience when the entire theater joins in applause.

I guess you don't live in LA and go to good theaters where people who actually care about movies go?
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>>2539732
>dingis
>is
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>>2539732
I was just kidding MT, you know we all love you
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>>2539615
>Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue

True fucking story. I was a kid and I saw the ads for that. A huge cross over! And I even got a blank tape and learned how to record just for that. And then I saw something with the President (who I didn't know at the time). Then I saw something focusing on some faggot named Mike and his drug problem. Where are the cartoon all stars? Then I saw them for brief little bits. I was excited for a bit. But then... well I never watched it again eventhough I had the tape.
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>>2539750
dongis
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>>2539740
>but not fat monsters like Gillou
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>>2539754
>Bongos
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>>2539745
you get called autistic a lot dont you?
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>>2539753
It's up on Youtube and is MORE than worth a watch.
Do it for yourself.
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Anyone got Gillou pics?
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>>2539759
>Ross draws Gillou
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>>2539638

*bro hoof*

That's the spirit of the brony fandom! Wear your fedora with pride. Screw what those idiots say.
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>>2539765
>she's thin with noodle arms and a mime face
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>>2539698
Actually, the projectors in all my local theaters are absolute shit. So blurry and misaligned.

>>2539695
>live in Australia
>we only get the one bonus scene in the middle of the credits
>nothing to wait around for

>>2539693
It only happened once out of the three times I've seen it.
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>>2539741
>not know my one simple price

I'm not telling, you'll have to wait for when I'm in the mood~
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>>2539764
>Anyone got Gillou pics?
yes I do
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>>2539765
I don't think so.
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>>2539754
Minituffs is pretty small, but can we go smaller? Can we get to microtuffs?
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>>2539771
hahah you tease~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>>2539764
I have the power to make them.
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>>2539765
I wouldn't care, but I imagine she will no longer be MLPG cool after that.
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>>2539742
>>2539714

>Everyone has their AI ponies
>They all have different experiences, so they end up becoming different
>Others outright tweak them
>Most Twilight's are feaked out at the Twilight's that have been modified by fetishists
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>>2539770
>Live in Australia
>Local cinema gets digital projection
>Can actually distinguish pixels
I swear they downloaded a blu-ray rip or something
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>>2539732
Draw something silly and adorable with Princess Celestia please. May be her, losing some feather from her wing and panicking about that
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>>2539778
THOSE TILDES! You speak my language We are now friends forever.
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>>2539779
Nice! Do!
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>>2539764
I drew this.
Sorry that I'm not GG.
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>>2539776
nanotuffs
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>>2539664
>All of Ross's punchlines are terrible.

All of Ross' punchlines are "fat"
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>>2539741
no underwear is much better
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>>2539638
i use pony memes in real life all the time also. i am not going to stop just because some haters in mlpg are mad.
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>>2539777
jokes on you, I just woke up
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>>2539772
Post them?
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>>2539788
I am going to commit your face to memory and I will hug you if I ever meet you.
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a challenger appears
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>>2539788
No, fuck your tildes~~~
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>>2539652
>Do I get to once again try to help him become a better poster?

He's beyond help. He's delusional. Treat him like a troll. That's because he is one.
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MT how many dildos do you own? Roughly speaking?

How many does minitufts own?
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>>2539779
draw weavers fat monster OC wearing this.
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>>2539793
Hey, that's awesome!
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>>2539802
nahahaha... what ever happened to good Ross anyway?
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>>2539714
>>2539783
>waiting 50 years for AI pone
>not making a tulpa
>2012
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>>2539802
apart from the eyes on top of hair, i really like those. Great color work, varied designs, good expresssions, and don't have Ross's ridiculous feet.
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>>2539793

Oh damn, that's cute.
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>>2539787
"MOM! DAD! WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME I THINK I'M DYING!"

"...You think it's time we gave her the talk?"
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>>2539802
I am disgusted.
I would rather have a nasty orgy with Ross's six than a friendly slumber party with these.
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>>2539784
That sounds glorious. I'm not actually sure whether we have digital cinemas or not. I though all 3D was digital but I've never checked.

I hear only digital cinemas will be able to play the new Hobbit movie at 48Hz, so I definitely want to find one.
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>>2539802
Holy....Oh jeez...it's like those little Drawfelles from Happily Ever After....
You know that cute snow white movie with the handsome dragon man and phyllis diller played mother nature.
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>>2539815
Im tulpaforcing as fast as i can Anon
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>>2539764
here's mine
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>>2539793
hey, havnt i seen this before. you tryin to cheat me?
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>>2539802

>midget niggalight

Oh god mah balls.
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>>2539745
I agree. That term gets thrown around way too much, and often in completely inappropriate situations - you'd think noone even knew what it meant based on the way it's being used.
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>>2539814
Good Ross = Creepyanon = Spitty/Spitfire in Steam
He left for Summer I think, although he took part in the friend off

By the looks of his iron will tumblr he's just circlejerking with other tumblrs now, particularly the DiscorderlyConduct one
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>>2539764
I tried drawing her, but it was horrible so I deleted it.

I'll give it another go later.
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>>2539769
No, that's Rarity.
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>>2539809

Why do you disgusting people keep harassing our drawfags? You're not funny, you're not witty, you're fucking annoying.
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>>2539831
It's a fancy way of saying neerrrrd.

We'd need a new way of saying that.
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>>2539718
>you could get phrase from the general?
>I could be for friend.
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>>2539825
2slow
I beat the entire general to it
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>>2539837
It's ok MT you don't have to tell us if you don't want to
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>Fluffed marshmallow vodka and pink cherry 7up
>Tastes like Pinkie Pie

Aw yis.
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>>2539797
the way you draw sleepyhead you make her look like a man.

i still save for fap, i just wish it was better.
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why are my armpits sticky?
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>>2539831
>I agree. That term gets thrown around way too much, and often in completely inappropriate situations - you'd think noone even knew what it meant based on the way it's being used.

Well, it originally came around when Minecraft got big. And it was used for the players who played it obsessively. Then it got thrown around for anyone who was obsessive about anything. And then... it just became a general insult.
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>>2539829
It's the only one I've drawn.
I don't usually post nonpones, but Gillou is to cute to keep locked away on my hard drive.
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>>2539843
Hopo pls go
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>>2539776
microtuffs could be fun
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>>2539845
I like to drink Strawberry milk and just imagine that it's from her teats.
I need help, ladies and gentlemen.
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>>2539802
this person does not understand how to draw a female face
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>>2539852
>
He's the slowest
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>>2539850
Just like with Hipster and Scott Pilgrim
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>>2539858
funny enough I've drawn that before.
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>>2539811
Don't call Gillou fat! She's just a little pudgy, in a good and sexy way.
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>>2539868
>implying
She's fat
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>>2539762
>
>It's up on Youtube and is MORE than worth a watch.
>Do it for yourself.

I was disapointed that it was about some guy and his problems and not about the cartoon heroes. I was expecting some huge cross over, but they only got minor cameos.
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>>2539863
whats it like anon?
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>>2539868
She's fat.
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>>2539874
Like he's self-inducing hallucinations, delusions and mild schizophrenia
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>>2539867
SMALLER
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>>2539860
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>>2539793

Gilou's too big.
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>>2539858
>Nostalgia.
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>>2539868
She's fat, in a cute way, rather than a Ross flab monster way.

Because remember, cute is bad.
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>>2539829

>ponies standing on two legs

Gross.
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>>2539826
Damn, now I'm getting a boner!
Got any more?
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>>2539868
are you the same guy who keeps saying she's well rounded and not fat? I got news for you.
She's a fatty fatfat and she knows it. But that's just how I like her.
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>>2539880
Did that too...
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>>2539874
She turned out to be a lot like what I was going for, although she can't really do much just yet, she can't recall memories or do any maths, and can only answer short questions.
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>>2539878
I was hoping for something less literal
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>>2539882
D-don't look at me like that, Pinkie. I only do it because I l-love you...
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>>2539891
That's just a really big bowl
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>>2539883
Yeah, and I think her size fluctuated a bit between panels. And her hair-stuff is a bit fucked.
I'm not perfect.
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I just don't know anymore MLPG...
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>>2539880
sorry MT.
I love shitty edits.
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>>2539902
Not your personal blog bro
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>>2539891
>MLPG hates OC's
>And then shit like this happens.
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just nope, couldn't do it justice
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>>2539860
i've found the concept of ponies having dessert flavoured body fluids really interesting

like not arousing, just a very interesting concept
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>>2539909
>filename
Pffffthahahahah
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>>2539911
MLPG has never hated all OCs. Exceptions are forever made.
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>>2539798
>i use pony memes in real life all the time also. i am not going to stop just because some haters in mlpg are mad.

You can do that if you want. But you will look like a complete fucking tool. I only quote things if it's subtle. Example:

>Bunch of kids getting ready
>Me: slams hand against the wall twice loudly
>Me: Alright, cut the nonsense, we're moving out!

Subtle quotation from a minor line from RoboCop. It works in the situation too. I only replaced "horse shit" with "nonsense" because of the crowd.
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>>2539911
MLPG is more than one person, you know.
Stop trying to define it. You'll only disappoint yourself.
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which pony is best at orally pleasuring me?
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>>2539912
I can't even really see what is supposed to happen in the lower half
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>>2539908
>dat scrunch
It's still creepy though
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>>2539867
>beep
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>pony level
>pony music starts playing
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>>2539930
ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies...
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>>2539930
>british level
>bong music starts bonging
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>>2539928
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Which pony would try to be sexy for you but just end up looking hilarious instead?
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>>2539888
>someone gets a boner to my art
no

>>2539907
ahahahAHAHAHAHA

THIS PLEASES ME
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>>2539897
.... Also...why is Princess Celestia so hard to god damn draw when I'm tired.
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>>2539935
rainbow dash
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>>2539935
Derpy
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>>2539935
Twilight
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>>2539911
really, you see no difference at all between nathan's OC and MT's OC?
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>>2539870
>>2539875
>>2539885
Well, if so she's fat in a sexy way.

>>2539889
Yes, I believe I've called her well-rounded a few times in the past. And I still think she is.

>pic
That's fat. Gillou is not like that.
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>>2539930
>Owning pony music.
...
In my defense it's only Odyssey.
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>>2539911

I can't believe this still gets thrown around when it has never been true of all OCs.
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>>2539946
What's a Nathan?
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>2539954
*ollies outy*
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>>2539954
What a mistake
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>>2539939
wait, your not rose?

fuck
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>>2539911
You've convinced me I should draw more of people's OCs.
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>>2539947
Bro, it's okay to like Gillou even though she's fat.
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>>2539929

Call me new. Whatever. But I took a huge break from MLPG. Where did Disgusted Sweetie come from? Who originally drew it?
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>>2539948
I have the entire soundtrack and a couple of makkon's tracks
Big deal
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>>2539961
Then the cunning plan worked.
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>>2539935

Twilight. This has been joked about. Dash can look sexy if she wants.
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>>2539964
/v/-anon is that you?
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>>2539939
But Gillous looks really sexy in that picture.
It's something about her thoughtful expression and that tiny bikini thing she's wearing.

It's very appealing.
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>>2539952
Nobody seemed to hate mine when I posted it. But I've barely drawn anything since then.
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http://thebestgamers.net/

;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPY9pQVzx9s
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>>2539964
megasweet. It's from the smartybelle tumblr I think
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>>2539972
>/v/-anon is that you?

I'm from /v/, but I'm likely not the guy you're thinking of.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGJaBr6dIwA

>ponyfags are watching this right now

This is why newcomers are so fucking annoying
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>bronies
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>>2539975
ooooooohhhhhhhhhh

noooooooooooooo

dr. conner's class

i got so caught up in what i was doing

forgot all about it

he's gonna kill me
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>>2539961
>some guy hates something
>i am gonna do more of it to piss him off!
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>>2539976
MS will never update smartybelle
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>>2539976
And then this happened.
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>all this Gillou talk
Is GG even on still?
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>>2539983
>listening to dubstep
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no one actually thinks this is the best cartoon ever right
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>>2539975
Big deal, they were fucking faggots anyway

Jesus, I'll never forget the /v/ga's when they were on. My god that was just painful
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>>2539992
>Not listening to Silkie
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>>2539987
Well, the main reason is it's fun.
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>>2539976
>>2539990

http://asksmartybelle.tumblr.com/post/10915905805/clearly-a-dark-history-presents-itself
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>>2539994
nope
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>>2539925
yeah. i just fucked up.
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>>2539973
>you will never painstakingly paint a pony figurine to look like Bog Water
>you will never give it to Gillou as a gift
>she will never give you a big hug for it
>you will never feel her huge breasts mashed against your body
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>>2539982
How do you know that was by one of us?
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>>2539962
>Bro, it's okay to like Gillou even though she's fat.
And so I will!
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>>2540004

I saw that comment pop up shortly after it was linked here.
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>>2540001
does any one have any line work tips?
been using sai with stabilizers at 6 or 8
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>>2540001
I think it looks nice. Though I'm not a fan horse anatomy on ponies except for where it counts....and that's not teats.
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>>2539983

Oh...Oh dear. We can't all be this unattractive can we?
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>>2539960
no

sorry to disappoint

this is the 8th time i've been called rose
someone called me ab earlier so that's pretty new

>>2539973
i-i don't quite get sexiness

so im guessing i did something right if i managed to get a reaction
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>>2540011
UNF
UNF UNF UNF UNF
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>>2539994
its the best thing ever. thats why i turned it to my new religion.
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>liking butts
>eventhough the anus is right in the middle
>and the anus is the end of the digestive system
>where feces and flatluence are released

Do you even biology MLPG?
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>>2540010
Don't use stabilizer. Fuck bitches.
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>>2539935
If they tried hard to look extra sexy, they might make themselves look ridiculous, but I don't think any of the ponies ever really don't look sexy.
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>>2540011
Oh shit, what are you doing?
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>>2540011
>MT doesnt like horseboobs

you are dead to me
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>>2539994

I'm obsessed with the characters, and it's one of my current favorite cartoons. But I like Brave and the Bold more.
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>>2540019
Do you even evolution, Anon?
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>>2540011
>you want this cake?
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>>2540014
Maybe you can replace her

she doesn't come here anymore
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>>2540002
Oh my, Gillou greentext!
Do continue!
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>>2540026
>>2540024
I can't hear you over my own personal preference.
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>>2540010
don't use stabilizer
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>>2539962
People mistake the constant Ross-fat for fat-hate. It isn't that he draws fat characters, it's that he draws them in a horrible way.
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>>2540031
I WANT IT
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>>2540019
>Not wanting pone to unleash a fury of flatulence in your face
It's like you're some kind of loser faggot.
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>>2540032
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>>2539962
adflkags
fucking unf
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>>2539991
I doubt it, or he might have said something.
Unless he's just silently lurking, being amused at us discussing his OC character.
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>>2540031

We evolved into liking dirty smelly body parts? That's gross. Guys put girls (and ponies) on some pedastool, but I'll have you know that I have it on good authority that they poop and fart just like anyone else. It's shocking, but true.
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>>2540032
>>2540040
missed it by a mile
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Speaking of pony music.

[1]

Futret is the only good pony music person. Because he gives no fucks. ;_;
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>>2540050
There is no good pony music
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>>2540011
>not a fan of horse anatomy
>mlpg
>2012
Wat
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>>2540036
that sure is a lot of sass coming from someone who just claimed they weren't
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UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
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Did somebody say flatulence?
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>>2540051
>>2540055
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
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>>2540019
It's also the part of a pony where the pussy is located.
And they are so nice and curvy and pleasant to look at.
>>
well mlpg
it hurts to be awake
but I'm too miserable to sleep
suggestions?
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>>2540058
MT made the critical error of revealing anything about herself that wasn't "white male nerd"
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>>2540058
Nope. It's not sass it's talking back.
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>>2540061
Why does i always have to be gross green clouds?
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>>2540061
BROCOLLI
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slowbeef x diabetus otp
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>>2540066
SLEEP ANYWAY
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>>2540069
People are fucking retarded.
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>>2540048
I dunno what you're talkin about man. I'd love to be Spike in this situation.
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>>2540067 here
to be fair, Nathan fits all 3 of those and his picture probably gets him teased more than MT.
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>>2540061

No. Not that. Farting fetish pics are super lame. Farts are clear, and always will be. You can't convey that visually. A sound effect is fine. But green clouds are stupid.
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>>2540061

Which pone's broccoli would you eat MLPG?
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>>2540069
>not liking broccoli farts
are you a faggot or something
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>>2540039
True. I'm not a fan of Ross' art style, fat or no fat, but I don't really see why so many people seem to hate him.
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>>2540061
WHY DID SOMEBODY SHOVE BROCCOLI UP THEIR BUTTS
THAT'S SO MEAN
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>>2540083
He's an insufferable cunt.
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>>2540048
>We evolved into liking dirty smelly body parts
Well yeah. When a woman's presenting her butt to you, it means you're about to get sex.
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>>2540083
It's because he's a giant cunt.
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>>2540080

All of the broccoli.
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>>2540076
>to be fair, Nathan fits all 3 of those and his picture probably gets him teased more than MT.

Speaking of which, I'm lacking Nathan pics. Please correct this situation.
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>>2540078
And yet most of the fart fetish pics seem to draw them as green clouds...
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>>2540094
>Ross had a trip back then
Oh good, more reasons for me to regret not discovering MLPG sooner.
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>>2539941
d'aww
>>2540033
i could never do that

i doubt im even as good as her
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time for horsefarts
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>>2540021
>>2540037
why?

i cant pony this morning. im gonna call it quits for now
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>>2540100
>And yet most of the fart fetish pics seem to draw them as green clouds...

They have to represent something that's invisible visually. It's a conundrum. I say just a sound effect is fine.
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>>2540094
Hmm, this explains it I guess.
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>>2539998
>autism
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>>2540104
Where did applejack come from...and why is she even there?
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>Farts
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8tdDCQ0XDI
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>>2540092
>When a woman
or pony
>'s presenting her butt to you, it means you're about to get sex.
Pretty much this.
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>>2540104
>Ross ruins another fetish that didn't need help being ruined
I hate you
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Back to the "real life and memes" thing. How bad is this?

I've quoted Clarence Boddicker in arguments before. I just work some of his dialogue in. He's really bitchy and I find his stuff works well. I take most inspiration from his scene where he's with Dick Jones. He switches from calm and collected to bitchy and angry.

None of the dialogue is that unique, or "catch phrases". You wouldn't notice unless I told you.
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>>2540125
He will never take lactation.
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>>2540125
Ross has a fart fetish too?
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>>2540134
>implying lactation is anything above a C-tier fetish at best
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>>2540137
whoa
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>>2540125
Did Ross draw that one?
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i have a pretty large horsefart folder and i was about to dump it but i am going to sleep instead.
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>>2540083
shut up darf
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>>2540144
>butter
Surely you mean mayonaise.
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>>2540142
god damn she is so cute
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>>2540104
holy fuck what is wrong with applejack

seriously I can't even tell what's going on there
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>>2540145
Don't go to sleep! Post farts!
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>>2540151
That's why that's not what she meant
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>>2540159
fuck that guy I got some farts
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>>2540148
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not darf.
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>>2540148
that totally wasn't me
you can tell because it looks at least partially literate
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>>2540165
Oh yeah, me too.
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>>2540091
>>2540094
Yeah, like almost every poster here. We (hurr hivemind) didn't like Ross on /co/ either but it exploded after we moved here, I really think new people finds fun to hate on Ross or something like that, I find it really annoying because you are only giving him more attention.
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>>2540011
you have any requests mt?
i was gonna draw your glitterpony but i stopped midway. what would you rather have me do?
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>>2540165
Hey, I remember that one. Wasn't there more to it though?
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>>2540178
the whole attitude of the general changed after the move though
things are very different, and hating everything is apparently one of those differences
ross is just really easy to hate
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>>2540169
shut up darf
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>>2540187
what
why, what did i do?
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>>2540178
Speak for yourself, I always hated Ross.
I never gave him any attention though.
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>>2540177
>tfw the rest of my pone farts are either green gas clouds or filenames that imply farts
It's the same almost everywhere..even /d/ doesn't have a whole lot
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>>2540195
didn't listen to me when I told you to shut up, for one
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>>2540199
>We (hurr hivemind) didn't like Ross on /co/ either but it exploded after we moved here

What is reading comprehension
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>>2540186
>and hating everything is apparently one of those differences
Can't say I've seen that much genuine hatred in here.
People mostly seem to hate stuff ironically.
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>>2540206
oh
well...
fair enough
sorry
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>>2540205
I guess it's a rather obscure fetish.
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>>2540183
Um um diamond dog cuddles....if that makes sense...
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>>2540215
#owned
#crushkilldestroyswag
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>>2540215

Darf I love you
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>>2540186
This is so true it's sad...
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Is it so hard to post this shit in /d/ while still browsing the general?
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>>2540238
Whatever are you referring to?
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>>2540238
Yeah, that's why we have vidya discussion every day
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>>2540177

>That feel when I cropped this
>>
I have achieved MLPG stasis.
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>>2540216
People seem to really dislike it which doesn't help
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>>2540240

You know damn well what I'm referring to.
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>>2540238
/d/ is for futa only.
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>>2540251
it's definitely one of the ones that i don't get at all
i mean... i can't even begin to find it anything other than bizarre
not judging
but it's a really weird one
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>>2540245
music discussion or "quests" or whateveter fuckithiese threads so fuck i hate you guys so fucking much i don't weven ewant to be here why am i here

why am i here

yes i know >LOL YOU'LL NEVER LEAVE LE MR LETHS WILD LE RIDE XD!

but seriously why whyw whywhyhwyhwyhwyhwhytwhytjghyajlefgfjdsnvjsdlvfnjdk
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>>2540238
>posting pony fetish material in /d/
But I don't wanna get banned...
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>>2540245

>comparing the occasional vidya discussion to rampant shit tier fetishes

Yeah, fuck you buddy,
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>>2540251
No, that just makes it more amusing to post it.
(just FYI, I didn't post any of the fart pics above this time)
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>>2540224
with each other or with a pony?
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>>2540268
>occasional vidya discussion
>occasional
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>>2540268
>occasional
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I will be playing as nothing BUT Luigi.
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>>2540273
In the last few days there was vidya discussion about E3 and...
um...
FUCK
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>>2540273
Speaking of...

Did everyone get their daily win today?
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>>2540271
With Mini Tuffs. Stupid MLPG got me into cuddling diamond dogs...and I don't know why it stuck
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>>2540269
>posting your fetish to troll
aww..that's not very nice.
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>>2540273

Are we discussing vidya right now?
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>>2540262
>trying to understand a fetish without having it
It doesn't work that way.

I'm not personally into farts (or their smell) specifically, but I do find the general idea of girls doing "uncouth" things like burping and farting somewhat arousing.
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>>2540287
>Not trying to understand fetishes you don't have
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>>2540286
Now that's an stupid argument
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>>2540268
>tiering fetishes
PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2540285

>implying anyone gives a fuck about anything right now

Everyone is trying to find new ways to shit up the general. Fuck everyone else who comes here as long as they get their rocks off being "funny".
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>>2540283
i havent won in 3 days

i have forgotten how to play this game
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>>2540287
i think 'understand' maybe wasn't the right word
i mean, fetishes are such an intangible thing, they're almost impossible to relate if you don't share them
and yeah, i think your approach to the basis for it definitely makes most sense
i think i just meant to say that normally, even if i don't have a fetish, i can picture myself in a situation where it might be enjoyable, or occasionally indulge in the idea of enacting it
this just isn't one of those
but, i appreciate the perspective
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>>2540294

You probably rank futa up their in god tier fetishes, don't you faggot? There are such a thing as shit tier fetishes.
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>>2540285
I always find it rather amusing when people post strange fetish images and greentexts, even if I'm not really into those particular ones.

It always generates humorous discussion.
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>>2540305
>>2540294
this is definitely a discussion we should have
top three, go
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>>2540305
Is this nigga serious? I bet you think there are right and wrong opinions.
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>>2540307

If by humorous discussion you mean shitstorms, then yeah, it does a pretty good job.
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>>2540313
Opinions based on wrong facts are wrong
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>>2540320
>implying anything can be objectively right or wrong
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>>2540313

>right and wrong opinions

There's right and then there's terse tier opinions.
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>>2540310

Trap
Monstergirls
Femdom
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>>2540283

Not yet.
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> put request
> it got ignored

why in the hell then ask for it?
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>reading Rarity Quest because I missed it
>you faggots dropped all of our spaghetti and didn't capitalise on a single fucking bed
FUCK YOU GUYS IT'S OVER

IT'S ALL OVER. WE'RE FINISHED, GAME OVER, RARITY HATES US
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Might as well just stay up at this point.
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>>2540333

Maybe you shouldn't make requests if you can't handle them being turned down.
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>>2540333
If you mean the Celestia thing, I'ma do it...I can't think right now though
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>>2540333
Maybe he didn't see it, or perhaps he's away!
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/Rarity Quest/i
/ i /
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>>2540338

NICE SPOILERS, FAGGOT
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>>2540339

Y-yeah, no use in sleeping n-now
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>>2540351

>hey guys, I'm filtering this okay?
>see look, here it is
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>>2540351
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>>2540333
I gave up on requests when it became clear the only person who liked the result was the requester, and they were only being polite.
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>>2540351
>Guys, look at me, I'm filtering stuff I don't like! LOOK AT ME!
>please respond
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Which pony's candy semen would you drink the most happily?
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>>2540363
>try me best
>me
Why is she Scottish
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>>2540360
maybe if you didn't suck at art that wouldn't be a problem
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>>2540364

Braeburn, do you even have to ask?
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>>2540361
>>2540359
>>2540356
>oh boy look he's attention whoring
>I know the solution
>let's give him some attention

ACE!
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>>2540364

none, too much sugar
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>>2540378
DOG isn't giving him attention
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>>2540364
By the bucketload
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>>2540371
Absolutely. So I'll leave it to the good ones for now.
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>>2540360
I gave up on requests when it became apparent that mustering the will to write what I actually WANTED to write was apparently a Herculean task, and there was no way I could ever write something that someone else desired.
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>>2540329
Monstergirls and femdom is hot.

Trap... meh... too gay for my tastes...
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>Close the General tab to be productive.
>End playing that Pinkie game of clouds.
>Suddenly a green cloud.
>Start laughing thinking of the General.

I hate you guys.
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>>2540392
who
who are you to say that
why are you such a dumb
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>>2540364
whichever one tastes the best
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>>2540364
Soarin.
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>>2540398
So you're saying you'd sample them all to find the best one?
That's pretty brazen, anon.
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>>2540364
Funkie Pie.
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>>2540398
>You will never work through all of Ponyville
>You will never get to taste all of the delicious flavors, one after another
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MLP General: No homo though Edition
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hey MLPG

how come MLPG is so much better than every other pony community?
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>>2540360
Even if your drawing isn't the best, it's the thought counts and people will always appreciate the effort and hahaha do people honestly believe this rot.
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>>2540310
Lactation
Tribal
Intimate and loving hugging
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>>2540403
>>2540406
sure why not

it'd be like a pub crawl, only you're sucking dick
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>>2540409

Because when we're not on hiatus these threads are the tops, mang.
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>>2540408
>would happily sample all the stallions' semen
>no homo though
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>God tier:
Feet/hooves
Rimming
musk

>High tier
Watersports
Hypnotism
Femdom
Feminization

>Medium tier
BDSM
Farts

>Shit tier
Scat
Diaper
Infantalism
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>>2540360
> I gave up on requests when it became clear the only person who liked the result was the requester
I don't get it, did you expect anything else? i mean - that is the point of a request?
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>>2540425
traps? furry? where is they?
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>>2540433
>Furries
>Fetish
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>>2540421
shut up you fucking useless attentionwhoring namefag rarityfucker
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>>2540433

Both would go in high tier I suppose
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>>2540428
You missed the >and they were only being polite bit, which changes the context.

They didn't really like it. They were hoping it was Rose or someone who was going to do it.
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>>2540436

What is it? A lifestyle?

Faggot, it's a fetish.
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>>2540436
Bronies are my fetish
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>>2540393
I want to be softly dommed by a Gillou.
I'm not into hardcore femdom..some smothering, facesitting and maybe a bit of rough play is all I need
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>>2540436
But it's a fucking fetish
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>>2540442
>They were hoping it was Rose

This is not the first time I read this. It's not Rose's fault of course but it's kinda disappointing to read "Oh, I thought you were X"
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>>2540425
>God tier:
Watersports / Pissing
Incest

>High tier
Femdom
Bondage

>Medium tier
BDSM
Farts
Hypnotism
Feminization
Feet/hooves
Rimming
musk

>Shit tier
Scat
Diaper
Infantalism
Vomiting
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>>2540445
she seems like a lot more of a sub to me, man
i mean, she's kind of ashamed of her body, you could be the strong guiding hand showing her how beautiful she can feel, and how wonderful affection can be
plus then you get to hold her close while you run your hands all over her lovely soft body, reveling in every surprised gasp as the touch of your fingers makes her feel things she's never felt ebfore
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>>2540395
It's a simple matter of pragmatism - I'd like to make someone else happy, but unless what he requests of me already fits in the narrow purview of my interests, there will be no passion on my part. It will feel forced because, well, it WAS.

And I don't see the point in wasting considerable segments of my time composing something that I didn't enjoy, and that the requester will most likely not enjoy because I was bored out of my mind the entire way through.
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>>2540451
I could have said any popular drawfag really. Rose was the first that came to mind.
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>>2540456
a sub trying to dom is really cute imo

and kinda hot
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>god tier
my fetishes

>shit tier
your fetishes

/discussion
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>>2540445
You and me both.
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>>2540425
>>2540455
>nobody putting TG/TV/63 in God tier

why do you guys not like good things
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>>2540464
>god tier
My opinion

>shit tier
Yours

/thread
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>>2540456
The thought of this makes my groin tingle.
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>>2540442
Not seeing how that bit changes the subject, though, but I assume this is due the lack of proper english knowledge in my case.

So, what are you saying is that the only one who liked the result was the requester and all he said was "Thanks man"? But what's wrong with that? Did you expect a CAPSLOCK reaction with tons of smilies? I just don't understand the issue.
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>>2540442
Rose doesn't ask for requests

She has requests thrust upon her. The requester shouldn't make such a silly mistake then, if that's the case.

To be honest, I'm just glad someone drew my idea, regardless of the quality
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>>2540463
i agree
but
i think proper roles in this instance would be more fun
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>>2540466
i think part of the problem with listing your fetishes is that its easy to forget a lot of them
i mean, i'm not even about to try
i could name top five, maybe
but after that, it's pretty much all good
whatever's on my mind at the moment would be the highest
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>>2540455

>Shit tier
>Vomiting

I used to agree with you until darf(I think) was talking about a drunk Fluttershy vomiting on you during a blowjob

After that it's been medium tier for me
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So uh....


Poines?
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>>2540463
>>2540465
yes, you niggas know what's up
plus I see her as being just a bit naive about the whole thing too. She might not realize what she's doing to you is turning you on immensely until she sees that bulge in your pants
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Hey, guys, what are we talking about today?
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>>2540457
> I'd like to make someone else happy
You do that by contributing

Draw what you want to make us happy. Ask for requests when you're stumped for ideas
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>>2540476

Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm just listing my big ones.
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>>2540477
haha
man
maybe i should try to finish that fic after all
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>>2540480
90's and 60's are wrong.
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>>2540485
>Draw

You're confusing me for a VALUABLE contributor, anon.
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>>2540487

Yes

pls
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>>2540477
Really? What fic was that?
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>>2540477
>Fluttershy vomits on your dick after drinking too much and trying to deep throat you
what do
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>>2540481
Make a fucking forum for your awful monster OC and post your shitty drawings and discuss it there.
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>>2540470
No, I'm saying they respond with "Thanks man", when what they really want to say is "That's awful, I was hoping you were a better artist". However, since that'd be considered rude (and this lower chances of requests later), they politely say thanks.

Then wait for a popular drawfag to be on and repeat the request.
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>>2540487
So it wasn't published?
Well, what are you waiting for! Do it!

Prove to me that vomiting can be hot and not mildly disgusting. (or at least disgusting in a sexy way)
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>>2540493
>implying I don't read whatever our writefags or musicfags create because I trust in them not to use self-insert OCs and gimderp shit or what have you
Suck it up and stop being such a babby
Are you NTSTS? You sound like him.
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>>2540498
Ponies can't vomite
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>>2540498

Try and find something to clean up a little bit with

Continue as planned

maybe ask her not to try deepthroating again
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>>2540498
"OH GOD!"

and push her off and probably try to get it cleaned off immediately

night would probably be ruined, but she'd try to apologize
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>>2540498
>Keep fucking her throat as she gargles, vomit pouring out around your cock
>>
it isn't very love and tolerance in here
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So hey, I heard that you are posting about shit like fetishes.

So I just brought this shipment of cute pony.
Have fun with it.
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>>2540500
>shut up Ross
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>>2540505
i will try
i was having some really bad problems with perspective and tense, and i couldn't make drunk fluttershy sound convincing
i will try if i manage to finish these requests
i am feeling kind of depressed lately and think maybe it is time to go not write anymore, but will try my best to get over it
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>>2540506
No, he's not me.
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>>2540506
>Stop being a babby.

I was being slightly facetious, anon. I don't think that writing lacks value, but I was making a joke about >fanfiction
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>>2540519
Oh yeah, I'll have fun with it
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>>2540519
dammit tex
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>that feel when you want to draw to make your fellow mlpg friends happy
>that feel when you really don't know how to draw or have any experience but you get out a pony drawing guide image and try your hardest
>that feel when you ask for requests
>that feel when people think you might be a better drawfag so they give requests
>that feel when you try hard for 25 minutes and come back with your lineart and nobody responds except for one guy who tells you "its....nice" and another who tells you to eat shit and die
>that feel when you do feel like dying
>that feel when you trace a razorblade lightly up and down your forearm
>that feel when you throw the razor down and start crying even harder than you do at work when your coworkers are whispering mean things about you
You know what, fuck MLPG. I hope you all rot.
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>>2540521
>he thinks not writing will help him not be depressed anymore

nigga i don't even write >fanfiction but ceasing your creative endeavors is the fastest way to get MORE depressed
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>>2540521

Darf why are you feeling depressed

You're my favorite writefag, I want to help
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>>2540501
Oh, I see, hmm. How do you know they mean exactly that, though? Because you see them repeating the request later in the thread? May be they just wanted to see a different interpretation of the idea from another artist, like that "lyra in a fancy hat" shit (god I hate that retarded anon)?

As >>2540471 mentioned: I'm thankful for any kind of result despite the quality, but my requests often being ignored, though.
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>>2540500
I'm not normally the type to say this, but...
Shut up Ross.
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>>2540521
>i am feeling kind of depressed lately

OH REALLY

WOAH

WOW

YOU HEAR THAT GUYS

YOU HEAR THAT?

DARFS FEELIN A BIT DOWN

THAT'S PRETTY WEIRD CONSIDERING HIS USUAL CHIPPER SELF
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>>2540501
wow dude i thought i had low self-esteem. you don't know that they think that way. and even if that really is true, you're improving your drawing anyways.

and i've never seen anyone do the repeat request with someone else thing other than those who want many copies of a same request (such as AJ in a silly hat or Lyra in a fancy hat) and those are for like montages or something.
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>>2540493
Be fair, the music people are quite valued too. I'm sure the game programmers would be as well, if not for the fact fan games are vaporware.
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>>2540521
>i am feeling kind of depressed lately and think maybe it is time to go not write anymore
I know that feel.
I haven't written anything lately either.
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>>2540533
HEHE ITS FUNNY COZ EVERYONE WHO HATES GILLOUI IS ROSS
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>>2540528
Point of contention, anon, slitting your wrists is a really difficult and shitty way to kill yourself.

But, even if it was easier, don't let a bunch of dumbasses not liking your stuff get you down. This is why it's always best to be creative for yourself, instead of other people.
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>>2540539
oh
i didn't know i normally came off as depressed
apologies, in that case
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>>2540540
Why a butt is telling me to cheer up?

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