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New horse thread.
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[VGTG]
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>>2529742
>butts
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>rape
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Why the fuck can't i draw human faces right?

This is bullshit.
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>giggleberries
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>>2529751
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>>2529742
I'm ready for new horse are you?
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wwould you a Grimes?
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NEW HORSE
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>>2529768
Bitch you know Im.
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>>2529764
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>>2529773

needs more butts
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GG

draw cadence and shining armour shenanigins
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>>2529716
And I guess that's a character.
I see her having a yellowish green color...I think
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>>2529769
/mu/ pls go
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>>>/v/143034834
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I know I should just ignore those posts, but I... I just don't feel right. I won't draw any attention to them or myself, just... I hope they are posting in a joking manner.
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>>2529761
Reference reference reference.
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AFRO CIRCUS
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>>2529773
Man, this sucks. Ever since I developed astigmatism these things have gone in rather than popped out. Can't fucking tell what anything is.
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>>2529792
no.
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If participating in rape culture is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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>>2529797

>that tier list

Oh /v/, sometimes you make me laugh so hard.
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>>2529756
[VGN]
[VGTW]
[VGTG]
[VGW]
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>>2529813

it's all in your head, i can go between them going in or popping out

also its a horse
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fags in Pittsburgh are already complaining about the furries showing up for the largest anthrocon to date.

i look forward to the bad mlp cosplay
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>>2529440
Okay colorblind anon I made this for you
I outlined all green parts of the number the parts I assume you can't differentiate are olive green in color
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>>2529773
Dammit nigga what is that supposed to be.
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About an hour until Rarity "Quest" for those interested.

We'll be using most recent dead horse.

Hope to see some of you there, have a nice night regardless!
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>>2529826
Teach me.
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>>2529792
>>2529816
Let's compromise
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Rarity quest tonight?
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>>2529846
Pfhahahaha what.
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>>2529826
OH MY GOD I JUST GOT IT. I have no idea how that happened, but it works again.

Thank you for giving me the strength to believe in the impossible, anon.
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>>2529813
What.
I see it going in, too, but nothing's wrong with my eyesight. I think.
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>>2529837
Huzzah.
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>>2529852
>Not knowing the album
>Not having it downloaded in your music player of choice
Do you even MLPG?
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>>2529856
Just... It works. I made it happen. Just sort of... like... Focus a little bit closer. Don't let your eyes do what they do when you just let it happen.
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>>2529837

I heard there was going to be gratuitous intercourse. Is that correct?
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>>2529855
Now for a difficult one, it's suppose to be Derpy
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.>>2529818

What the hell is rape culture, anyway? Blaming the victim? Okay, yeah, that's bad.

Being butthurt over a word or illustrations of dicks on wolves. Come the fuck ON. Grow up.
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>>2529830
...
Again no matter how much I'm looking at it I can't see the 74.
The 7 seems a bit clear with that outline you made but 4 is invisible for me capt'n
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>>2529876
I can do these in the books just fine, but computer screen magic eye hurts my eyes.
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>>2529863
I remember the album but I never saw that pic.
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>>2529818
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhiGFr4263I
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I have trouble differentiating between shades of yellow. Is this a problem? Are there colorblind tests for it?
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>>2529863
The album was a piece of shit with only one good song
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>>2529877
"rape Culture" as I understand it, is fostering a culture in which rape is frequently made a joke of, and therefore taken less seriously.
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I just made a coffee milkshake MLPG. It's tasty, you should go make one!
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>>2529876
>>2529773
Fuck you niggas.
I'm going to brazil to sue you faggots since there discriminating against color blind people is apparently against the law or something I think
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>>2529876

I can see it perfectly, but i have no idea what that is

it looks like a guy carrying a whale, or a raven sitting on an oversized cashew, or like, two trees with their foliage meeting

that fuck is that?
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>>2529877
so what if i like to jack off to real child pornography? im not hurting anyone, i didnt create the video. i would never have sex with real child so i dont see a problem.
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ARE YOU READY KIDS?
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>>2529863
MLPG is more hipster then any of the trash /mu/ listens to
http://obscurometer.com/artist/mlpg
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>>2529910
wat?
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>>2529919
AB pls go
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>>2529855

>Thank you for giving me the strength to believe in the impossible, anon.

Just another day in the MLPG
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>>2529922
AYE AYE, CAP'N
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>>2529919

pls stop
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>>2529916
a shitty cut out of derpy's head
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>>2529909
I don't have a blender
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>>2529909
Weird, my friend was just talking to me about that. Heh

Heh

Roger?
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>>2529919

I agree with that, but come on bro, why you tryin to shit up the threads?
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>>2529922
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>>2529924

>Unityofrage's musical tastes are more obscure than 91.4% of all other users!

PFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2529907
Yeah, it's almost as bad as when Hogan's Heroes was on the air, and thus encouraged Nazi atrocities.
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>>2529929
AH CAN'T HEAR YOUUUU
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Which pony has the best DORKS
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>>2529935

Max?
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>>2529932

Oh i see it, the eyes being the same "depth" as the background threw me off
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>Mexico trying to defend cosplay
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCOfA13Qi6w
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>>2529953
>Dooks in charge of the tv
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>>2529953
>Cosplay
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>>2529909
i would have coffee milkshakes with lyra any time
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>>2529951
Sam?!
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>>2529826
I CANT SEE SHIT SON
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>>2529951

Paul?
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>>2529925
I think colorblind people can't see anything in those pictures or something.

I mean look at the filename of the first picture
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>>2529953
Oh god what the fuck am I watching?
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>>2529919
Maybe not, but people like you are the reason those videos are made.

This isn't a 'victimless crime'. You're part of the problem whether you like it or not.
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>>2529953
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2529962

Shit I would watch shitty spanish tv with dooks while he explained to me what was going on

dooks is a chill bro
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>>2529972
Lyra likes mint milkshakes. And whatever flavor you want, Bonbon will make it for you. She is the confectionist, after all.
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>>2529970
...Does the hammer say "Thur"?
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>>2529980
>the reason security videos that capture armed robberies are made is so that people can rewatch it on the internet
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>>2529874
>gratuitous intercourse
Huh?


Also, I may be a tad late. Hopefully not.
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Who is worst Pony?
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>>2529986
I dont know this feel.

>>2529990
Yes.
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>>2529986
>Not walking in front of them
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>>2529973
Cheif?
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>>2529990
Original Character, do not steal
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>>2529994
Trixie
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>>2529992

Oh, nevermind. Anon must've been yanking my chain. Looking forward to it.
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>>2529970
I cant stop laughing at that Hulk
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>>2529987
>"Ok so, that one is called Twilight Sparkle. She's kind of a dork...."
>"Dook, I've seen this episode in English already."
>"SHHHH! You're going to miss the best part!"
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>>2529986
>>>/r9k/
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>>2530001
McLeod!
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>>2529994
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>>2529992
There's going to be at least two more quests including this one right?
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>>2529986
>this feel
I especially really really can't stand walking in front of people
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>>2529986
Fuck...
I have TWO best friends, and I ALWAYS have to sit in the back seat.
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>>2530007

>this will never happen
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>>2530004
Man forget you guys and forget the fanDUMB

I like Trixie
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>>2530012
But the average of those numbers isn't 2.3
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>>2529991
Strawman fallacy. Child pornography IS made for that very reason.

If you're going to try to argue the point, do so without being a facetious coward.
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>>2529994
Dash
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>>2529994
Pinkie
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Which pony is the second-sluttiest (because we all know rarity is the sluttiest)
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>>2530012
Which pony has the best gameplay?
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>>2530026

That's the joke. It's an IGN review after all.
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>>2530021
It's just you and me. We are the only sane Trixie fans in MLPG.
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>>2529989
>bonbon making anything
>for a human
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>>2530011
My number one main nigger.
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>>2530021
But her being an unlikable cunt is canon.
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>>2530027
It's true just because you say so?
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>>2530041
I also like Trixie for being a bitch...
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>>2530043

>ponies standing on hind legs
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IT'S HAPPENING
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>>2530005
Well, it's a possibility based on player choice, but the questers have yet to get Rarity to confess feelings. Have to take one step before you can go the other.

>>2530013
Sessions for Rarity "Quest" you mean? Probably based on how it's going, but it could be longer if that's just how it falls into place.


Now I must excuse myself. See you soon!
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>>2530043
>Implying she wouldn't warm up to you after spending some time together and seeing how much her best friend likes you.
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>>2530055
Since when did I have a horse cock?
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If I download music from the internet - I am killing the music industry.
If I download movies from the internet - I am killing the movie industry.
If I download CP from the internet - I am encouraging CP industry.

Makes perfect sense.
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>>2530041
We will soldier on

>>2530046
I know but

She's really cute. And I kinda like to hate her
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>>2530055

God, she looks so defeated. Now I feel really bad.
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>>2530049
No. It's true because it is. I'm simply laying out the fact.
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>>2530052
You got a problem with that?
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>>2530055
>cunt
>shit
>bitch
Are we talking about Rarity or Dash?
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>>2530055
You sick bastards have gone too far.
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>>2530068
Y-you have a tiny human cock? pffffthahahahahahah
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>>2530075
It's a lie that anti-pornographers tell themselves in order to defend their fascist censorship.
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>>2530059
Absolutely disgusting.
I mean Lyrascoot? Really? Where do you come up with this shit??
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>>2530076
This is not a natural pose position

They should be on all fours so they are comfortable
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>>2529994
Applejack
she's such a dirty, dirty pone
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>>2530076

not in the picture you posted because it's for comedic effect

but when the artist just doesn't know how to draw expressive quadrupedal ponies or makes them into anthros, that shit needs to fuck off
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>>2530081
>be a Rarityfag
>that pic makes me sad
OKAY I THINK I NEED A BREAK FROM PONIES AND THE GENERAL
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>>2530049
>what is written in a physics textbooks defines the laws of physics, not the other way around
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>>2530069
By downloading CP you are creating demand for it you stupid fuck.

How far gone do you have to be to compare something like the music industry to guys buying children from third world shitholes and fucking them in dirty cellars?
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I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN PONY GENERAL
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>>2530037
STOP CALLING MY WAIFU A SL-- aw forget it.
I'm going to go get a drink and doodle. Fuck you guys.
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Hey does anyone remember thatcolor book that /ic/ really digs?
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>>2530069
>If I download music from the internet - I am killing the music industry.
>If I download movies from the internet - I am killing the movie industry.
No one said that, and I don't believe that.
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Applejack in a fancy hat, as requested.
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>>2530094
You know they stand on their hind legs all the time in the show, right?

Do you even watch the show?
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>>2530106
Doodle a Rarity bro
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>>2530096Okay but come back in like hakf an hour Rarity Quest is later
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No penis please stop

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/866624#search=My_Little_Pony
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>>2530093
Applejack is the best pony, what's your damage?
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>>2530106

Doodle Rarity being chaste as fuck.
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>>2530103
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Vocaroo_s0OsUFB5JYiM.wav
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>>2530101
And by downloading a movie i'm creating a demand for it too.
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>>2530101
>By watching surveillance video footage, you are creating a demand for people to rob banks and convenience stores

This is really how stupid you sound
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>>2530094
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>>2530109
Thats really cute but the snout look weird.
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>>2530110

again, for specific purposes or comedic effect.

They don't just walk around all day like that and have general interaction in that pose.
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>>2529742
You speak as though pornography is made exclusively for the use of those who make and star in it. If that were the case, you would never see any of the material in question online.
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>>2530059
is this a parody of What's Eating Gilbert Grape
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Why must you defile all that is beautiful in the world?
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>>2530121
Best is a stretch. She's an okay pony.
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>>2530118
I think the same thing is happening to my penis...
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>>2530128
>all the best chefs play the clarinet

Your arguments are as nonsensical as Ross's.
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>>2530140
>Rarity
>Beautiful
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>>2530118

god

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
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>>2530140
Because we can

Also why is Rarity so damn cute with that book on her head?
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>>2530059

Why don't they have fingers?
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Which pony would give the best hoofjob?
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>>2530151

>implying she's not
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>>2530138

Damn that movie was good

I should go watch that again
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>>2530147
That's my point.

It's a nonsensical argument that watching CP creates a demand for it.
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>>2530110

While you are right, they also really let the whole "ponies should try to do everything like horses when possible" thing fall by the wayside in season 2. They are much more cartoony in movements now.

Which could be a good thing, or a bad thing, depending on ones perspective
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>>2530161
That sounds painful
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>>2530090

It's not hard to just mix shit. Don't worry, it's just a childhood crush. I'm not gonna draw Lyra doing... that.
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>>2530140
I would tell Rarity that she's beautiful and give her a wicked awesome thumbs up.
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>>2530157
Ross cant draw hands.
Or feet.
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>>2530156
She is cute with anything on her head
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>>2530165
Does she have a wonky vagina or a hidden penis?
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>>2530165
all the ponies are
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>>2530140
How is it defiling if I just want to snuggle her? I promise I wont even mess up her mane
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>>2530170
Berry Punch can fly now.
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>you will never have a swarm of bees sting your luscious mare ass
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>>2530174
>Rarity will never be real and have a beautiful life together with you
THIS REALITY SUCKS
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>>2530184
The latter. Also, she has a chicken beak. What the fuck is going on here?
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>>2530184
kingcheetah just can't draw.
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>>2530181
Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>2530177
And he's still the best artist here
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>>2530177
You know what his legs remind me of, appropriately enough?
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>>2530118
>not r63 Rarity and Twilight
Is nice.
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>>2530197
If Rarity was real she would never love any of us
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>>2530202
She's a little too fussy for my tastes
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>>2530205
>Ross
You don't even try anymore, that's the worst part. I used to respect you when you samefagged like a boss.
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>>2530189
I KEEP TRYING TO REACH THEM, BUT MY COMPUTER MONITOR IS IN THE WAY.
IT'S SO COLD HERE.
I WANT TO DIE.
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I'd suck Rarity's marshmellow penis.
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>>2530202
She just is
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>>2530197
>One day you will finally meet Rarity
>And it turns out she was just acting for the show
>Everything you know and love about her is fake
>Her real personality is horrible, embodying everything you hate in a person
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If you all were wondering, AB is totally still alive. The fucking coward never out right deleted his FA account and periodically removes comments from it.
I'm sure he's browsing right now.
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rarity is a very bad pony
the end
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>>2530215
None of them would

There's nothing special about me
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>>2530197
now you're just stomping on my fragile heart
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>>2530232
I hope he's in prison at least.
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>>2530215
Why do you say these hurtful things
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>>2530236

Oh yes she is. A very bad pony indeed.
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>>2530215
That's what you get for trying to waifu someone like Rarity.
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>>2530232
that's good
AB's too kawaii to die
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>>2530211
I would do so many things to take Spike's place in that picture or this one..
Even if they were r63 I wouldn't mind
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/861412
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>>2530232
Good, hopefully he's getting help.
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>>2530232
Stop
talking about it.
Kay? Alright? We cool?
Great.
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>>2530225
Would you give a really tense colt a handjob in a non-homosexual kind of way just to help him get a release and feel happy?
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>>2530231
LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU
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Rarity is best pony.
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>>2530232
Duh. He's probably posting regularly. Those shitty human figure drawings that 'look like his style' are, in all likelyhood, him.

It hacks me off that that little fucker is still around, and hasn't left like the pariah it is.
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>>2530232
Obviously. People who say they're going to commit suicide never do.
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>>2530220
shh, it's okay.

calmly put your hand on the handle of your pistol, then put it to your head.

now, pull the trigger
they're waiting
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>>2530231
Why can't I hold all of this terrible fanon?
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>>2530231
Fuck, someone mentioned this last night. And that Pinkie would be a really temperamental actress bitch. That would break my heart.
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A couple of pones enjoying each others company
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>>2530215
FUCK YOU I'VE BEEN TRYING TO IMPROVE MYSELF
STARTED DOING EXERCISES, TAKING EVEN MORE CARE OF MY HYGIENE
SHE WOULD LOVE ME...right? ;_;
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>>2530274

>snips
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>>2530275

>that delicious pink spot
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>>2530118

X-Arielle confirmed for pedo

>>2530157

I lazed out.
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>>2530253
I want anal sex with that loli Spike.
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>>2530281
>No one will ever love you
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>>2530274
We're not hitchhiking anymore.... We're riding!
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>>2530261
Totally. Would he let me sort of aim it into a cup so I could have a completely non-sexual drink after he finished? Jacking a dude off is thirsty work.
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>>2530261
Only if he's cute like Gayburn.
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>>2530279
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>>2530263
Rarity should wear more cute black dresses.
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>>2530293
Now if only you'd out yourself as a pedo.
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>>2530291
Is a teat or her marevagina?
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>>2530302
i'd rather a shota Spike
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>>2530289

Just so I can tag the image, is she supposed to be some kind of Eldar seer or warlock?
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>>2530252
Fuck off, AB
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>>2530305
Tha...that's not true...
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>>2530312
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvJmecMEChs
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>>2530317
>Shota Spike tooling some cry
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>>2530318
Farseer
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>you will never be a pony fart, squeaking through the tightly clenched buttcheecks of your favorite pony and into the eagerly waiting mouth of your second favorite pony
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>>2530281
I'm sorry, no. Maybe you should waifu a pony that would actually like you. How about some random background pony?
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>>2530316

Looks like a teat to me. That'd be a pretty severe case of stomach vagina.
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>>2530249
Would you vigorously rub Rarity's exposed tummy and call her a bad little pony, MLPG?
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>>2530311
Woah, man. He said non-homosexual. That's sounding like you're trying to base it off something pretty gay.
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>>2530291
All pone teats should be drawn like this; subtle, small, and pink.
Why aren't there more soft pone teats like this? >mfw I used to hate crotchboobs but now they're really cute because of that one Rarity pic
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>>2530274
WHY DOES MLPG KEEP TRYING TO GET ME TO KILL MYSELF?
YOU'RE THE OPPOSITE OF HELPFUL
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JTGQokTIHj
>Deafdefiler will never scream at you for being a faggot.
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>>2530317
The long socks and gauntlets in Arielle pic are just unf.
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>>2530327
Well, thankfully the same artist did shota spike a few days ago
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>>2530328
Thanks.
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>>2530265
I fucking know it's him. It's so disgustingly pathetic that he's still trying to rat his way back in. Fuck his shit.
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>>2530318
Is there a way to tell the difference usually? As far as I can tell, Farseers just get prettier dresses.
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>>2530118
ahhhhhhhh my penis whyyy
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Rarity is a very flexible pony
She must take very good care of herself
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>>2530342

That's still the reigning champion of teat pictures. I'm starting to lose hope it'll ever be matched.
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>>2530342
As long they aren't made huge and ugly and combined with lactation I also love them.


>tfw that picture also made me like crotchboobs
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>>2530293
X-Arielle is a girl who just turned 18, it is impossible for her to be a pedophile
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>>2530339
of course
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>>2530308
He'd probably just want to lay down after a vigorous handjob, so more than likely, he'd just rest his head in your lap while you did whatever you wanted with your 'catch cup'.
He would ask you if the whole thing was 'no homo' whilst you were drinking his semen, though.
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>>2530255
I personally don't care if he gets help or if he's dead. If he does get help well then that's all the better. I just don't want him around here. Also knowing the type of person he is, he WON'T get help.
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>>2530357
>That hair
>That flat chest
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>>2530147
You're getting trolled, just leave and stop shitting up our thread.
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>>2530118
>futa

Ew, gay.
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>>2530242
>Walking home in the rain
>It's a real down pour today. Damn summer rain.
>Can't even see daylight its so dark. Flashes of lightning are the only illumination
>Through the rain and thunder you hear something. Screaming
>Look up and see Rarity doping out of the sky fast! You're directly under her

What do you do, MLPG?
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>>2530261
the sad part is i would
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Would you still love and care for your waifu if she was permanently Discorded?
Your loyalty will be rewarded in pony heaven, you know.
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>>2530368
18 is a legal adult though
thus pedo
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>>2530356
I just happened to know that the pic is based on a very prominent farseer character with similar colour scheme.

Other than that its a game of who dresses the flashiest. Biggest peacock is usually the highest ranking.

Unless they are harlequins.
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>>2530345
shh, sh

just do it
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>>2530384
no.
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>>2530384
Take my longcoat off and use it to catch her.
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>>2530365
I also like this one when it comes to teats.
Small and cute
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>>2530339

God, yes.
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>>2530368
It is possible, but I'd argue there's a difference between pedophilia and having a fetish, and she just has a fetish for lolis and shotas (like she'd said before).
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>>2530387
I think Pinkie was adorable when she was being bitchy.
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>>2530281
Dude

Maybe you should get a pony that likes you for YOU
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>>2530138

How would it be a parody? I don't remember Gilbert and the mother being THAT close when I watched the film.
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>>2530384
Sidestep so I dont get crushed to death by worst pony.
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>>2530121
>applejack
>best pony
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>>2530342
This one?
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>>2530384
Do my best to catch her, then ask her if she can introduce me to her friend Pinkie.
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goddammit, i think i am turning into a furry.

FUCK YOU LAUREN FAUST
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>>2530384

I'd try to break her fall of course. It'd probably kill me or cause permanent damage but I don't even care.
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>>2530407
I'm not changing personality wise bro.
Just becoming a bit more /fit/ and presentable.
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>>2530384
Let her crash into me while I did my best to slow her down.
After she wakes up from her coma, I would purchase her all the best pony augments so that she would be a super pone.
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>>2530402
I know that feel.
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S2 was bullshit
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>>2530368
OMG, is that the reason she's doing such great porn now?

Awesome
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>>2530399
>longcoat

Rarity immediately falls back up into the sky
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>>2530391
The color is just Ulthuwe's though.
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>>2530384
These two
>>2530426
>>2530428
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>>2530428

Aw yes.

Augmented Rarity is the best.
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>>2530428
Bro, if she crashed into you, you'd have to be worrying about waking up from a coma.
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>>2530372
Of course. It's not homo at all, though I can see why he might think that. But no, it's just good stuff. Little bit bitter, so it may be an acquired taste, but I like it. Healthy, too. Protein and whatnot.

I'd offer him a sip if he wanted to try it.
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>>2530412

I'm pretty sure he meant the one he posted. While that one is incredibly adorable, it has no visible teats.
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I want to talk about some things, but those things are hated by everyone here, and I can't talk one on one with anyone because those guys I can't relate to.

This has been a shitty day in general.
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>>2530387
the easiest one in that situation is Twilight

She's just sad. I'd hold her and try to make her feel better
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>>2530449
OK, let's try it.

P+
P+
P+
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>>2530411
Why is she so perfect, co?
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>>2530468

>tfw P+ hats us
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CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER
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>>2530456
What if he lifted up a wing and said he'd be okay if you wanted to use it to pleasure yourself quick in a non-homosexual fashion, just because he thinks you're a pretty cool guy and he just wants to return the favor?
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>>2530387
>greedy Rarity
I would do my best to be sure she alwayse has enough if you know what I'm saying.
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>>2530449
Fuck that, I want the augments.
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>>2530458
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>>2530368

Negatory. Anyone at least sixteen years of age and attracted to those at least five years younger than them can qualify for being a pedo.
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>>2530462
I think seeing the pony you love made the opposite of who she is would be painful day in and day out.
I would love and care for her, but I would probably be sad all the time.
Then we'd be together in pony heaven and she'd be back to normal and we'd love each other for all eternity.
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>>2530458
fuck everyone here post whatever you want nig
that's what i do
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>>2530487

>Dashie

Fuck off TAW.
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MLPG, have you ever wanted to sing a mlp song?
If so which one?

For me it's
Giggle at the ghosties
Art of the dress
Fluttershy's cutiemark song
Pinkie Pie's Gypsy Magic Song
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>>2530475
THE FUN BEGIIIIINS
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>>2530458
It's always a shitty day in General.
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>>2530493
>shit posting

There lies the problem.

I can't talk about it, but it can be brought up regardless when it's a 'joke' I hope it's a joke.
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>>2530449
>being here when TAW's taking requests again is my biggest priority now
I need that augmented Rarity feel fic
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>>2530503

buh dum tssh
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>>2530458
What do you want to talk about?

Is it anthro?
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>>2530477
Oh, that's alright, I don't need anything. Just helping a brother out, you know? Besides, he already paid me back. Not every day you get fresh colt cum.
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>>2530495
TAW posts with a trip now.
Though I am a former tripfag.
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>>2530489
Of course it would be sad

But Twilight would be easiest to deal with. At least she isn't trying to kill you like Fluttershy
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>>2530498

I have absolutely no ear for singing so not really, though I used to sing Pinkie's Singing Telegram in my head for a long time after I heard it.
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>>2530498
No.

NO.
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>>2530387
Better yet

What if your waifu was permanently poison joked?
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>>2530501

You're the best Reu.
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If Rarity invited you to go exercising with her and Pinkie, would you wear leg warmers to the exercise session? What if it was required attire?
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>>2530498
Not singing but I learned to play piano so I could play MLP songs for myself.
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>>2530498
I have recorded myself singing Art of the Dress before, just to practice. I have a lot of trouble with the kind of sustained vibrato used in it, and figured that would be a fun way to work on it.
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>>2530498
>Pinkie Pie's Gypsy Magic Song
But that's not from the show
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>>2530498
pinkie's grand galloping gala song is in my head all the time
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>>2530498
Art of the Dress
Smile, Smile, Smile
Winter Wrap Up
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>>2530516
Flutterbitch vs Chipotle
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>>2530527

>Hairity

I wouldn't be able to hold my laughter and she'd force choke me to death.
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>>2530518
my voice is shit as well

I can only do a southern accent and way-too-excited-olde-tyme-nasally-radio-guy
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>>2530527
>Hairity
I would still love her no matter what
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>>2530498
I really would love to try singing but

a) I don't think I can decently reproduce female voices
b)fucking bronies kinda ruined this already
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>>2530527
Well, that would be MUCH better than having her Discorded.
THE MAKEOUTS WOULD BE SLOPPIER THAN EVER! THEY WOULD BE LEGENDARY!
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>>2530498

All of MLP's songs are horrible though, except for Pinkie Pie's quick jingles like "Hop, Skip and Jump". Wannabe Broadway shit, not to mention completely ripping off "Art of the Dress". It didn't make fun of the source content at all, it just lifted it because it was an easy way out to provide some entertainment.
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>>2530498
I've got all the songs from season one on my phone, sometimes I play them while drivingalone.

I can't sing at all, but that doesn't always stop me from trying, so long as no one is around to feel the pain it would cause.
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>>2530534

>Aerobics
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I think I like celestia too much.

She's the only horse that I would fuck and the only one that I would spend any amount of time with.
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>>2530512
No. About me and what people see about me, and about some tripfags. My interests are more General based than pony. I don't feel like I used to about ponies. I used to be interested in the show, but after a few episode of Season 2, I started to lose interest in everything but the General.

Yamino did not help.
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>>2530534
Does it involve kinky workout sex?
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>>2530534
That's a little effeminate don't you thi-
Oh.
Uh...
Well can they not be... Like... Pink or whatever?
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>>2530527
>Hairity
I would still love her. I would tell her every day that she's beautiful...
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>>2530518
That's a fun one. Also the welcome song.
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>>2530527
>Applejack

There is nothing wrong with this
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>>2530558
Would you teach Rarity how to do squats?
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>>2530513
Would you continue to be friends after everything was said and done, 'helping' each other out every now and then when the two of you couldn't get any mares during the 'long' weeks? Would you be comfortable with being this close to a colt and doing him favors while keeping it 'no homo'?
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Are there any fics involving anal sex with Applejack, other than that alcohol related one?
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>>2530556
Ross, you don't even fucking like this show.
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>>2530570
>>2530570
this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsFyZwFcFHw
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>>2530571
POCKET PONIES
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>>2530576
Does she have the oats covered? She is a horse after all.
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>>2530534
No because I'm strength training and don't have a vagina

If Rarity and Pinkie want to exercise with me, they're going to be my dumbells. Then wear them in a back back/front pack for a mile run
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>>2530548
...Scootaloo? Scootaloo, is that you?
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>>2530560
So you're a fan of the fandom, or at least afraid of being one. My advice is to take a break until season 3. Get out and do something, play some vidya, learn to draw, whatever

You've got an entire summer to waste. May as well do something productive with it.
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>>2530602
No.
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>>2530534
Absolutely.
But I would be watching Pinkie the whole time.
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>>2530576

Yes.

Yes I would. Unf.
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Did someone say squats?
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>>2530594
Honestly, if I had pocket ponies of the mane 6

I think that would be it. I'd finally be happy
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>>2530594
YES
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>>2530534
of course anon
>not wearing legwarmers
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>>2530618
But would they be happy, anon?
Would they be happy?
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>>2530498

I love singing and i sing to myself all the time but I'm pretty sure my voice is just objectively bad and I don't have the jeans for it. One of my greatest dreams is to make other people happy by singing.

Also I have poor muscular dexterity and I fumble up my words a lot even when I'm not trying to speak quickly. Singing fast songs is just right out for me. I simply can't move my mouth fast enough.

If I had been born in equestria my cutie mark would be a microphone and I would be naturally good at what I love.
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>>2530516
>not being loyal to Fluttershy until the end, even after she's had her mind destroyed by Discord

Do you even whiteknight?
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>>2530618
We miniponies now?
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>>2530122
>>2530122
>>2530122
meh
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>>2530604
Yeah, I'm a fan of the fandom, just narrowed interest in the General and it's occupants. I care more about them than any of the characters.

I don't want to go to /b/, or Ponychan, or anywhere else. I want to stay interested in the General, but I feel myself losing all care, because there is nothing to latch onto. It's all just hate hate hate nowadays.
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>>2530534
Only if I could have a sweaty threesome afterwards
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>>2530576
>curvy fit Rarity
i need to change my pants

and my keyboard
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>>2530568
Do you have a pair of leg warmers? If not, Twilight has already agreed to let you borrow hers they are fuzzy with pink and purple stripes
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>>2530584
Oh, sure. That's what bros are for. And it's not like that's all we'd do with each other anyway. I'm not some 'call-guy', and I wouldn't expect it from him either. That would be a little to dick-centric, if it makes sense.

Of course if he ever needed it, I'd be more than happy to help, but there's nothing stopping us from just hanging out or whatever.
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>>2530638
Pfhahahahahhaha bravo she still have a mouth
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>>2530616

I think someone said squats
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>>2530638

>that feel when it actually is my fetish
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>>2530638

>Chastity
That made me laugh harder than it should have. I like it.
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>>2530631
I'd do my best to make them happy.

I'd but a huge sprawling hamster habitat with connecting tunnels. We'd hang out and talk and play games. I'd get Twilight pocket books, Rarity fabric to work with, Pinkie all the sweets she could want, Applejack apples, Fluttershy can play with my pets and try to catch Dash

I'd do anything for my little friends
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>>2530634
I like Fluttershy, but she's too dangerous. I'd have to keep her muzzled and tied up all the time
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>>2530647
Fuck, if I was in Equestria, with it's skewed gender proportions, and my six best friends were cute, pretty girls...
I wouldn't even care about becoming more girly. I know it would happen.
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>>2530642
You're lucky.

I wish I could lose my interest in this place. In these people. There's almost no good discussion, and what is is only tangentially related to the subject these threads are supposed to be about.

But I can't leave. I have a stake in 'the general'. I've made friends. I don't want to just drop those bonds I've formed and go about my business.
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Well, I seem unable to post in dead horse yet again for some reason.

We could either wait for this horse to die or move to mlpg.co/q

I'll leave the choice to you guys while I finish typing up this prompt.
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>>2530638

Her expression is the best.
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>>2530636
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>>2530638
I'd be fine with this

Just more pony to nonsexually snuggle
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>>2530686
Why can;t you post in dead horse?
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>>2530638
Thanks for making me laugh as always Tess.
OH HEY TESS YOU STAYING FOR RARITY QUEST?
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>>2530645
WTB more Batbug
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>>2530692

My number one nigger. I would love it if they had no genitals.
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>>2530691

There needs to be more pocket sized ponies.
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>>2530693
Dunno, just doesn't seem to take my posts or anything. Not even a connection error, it acts like it goes through and they just don't show up.

Tis weird.
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>>2530647
Eesh...

Well... Shit I don't want to blow them off or anything. I GUESS I can use hers. Just this once, though. If this is going to be a regular thing, I'm going to get my own.
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>>2530675
IT TURNS OUT THAT YOOOUUU WERE MINDFUCKED BY DISCORD.
YOU'RE KEEPING FLUTTERBUTTER PRISONER FOR NO REASON.
WHAT A TWIST.
CONGRATULATIONS!
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>>2530702
I wouldn't care.
But if I got in equestria and they would have no genitals I would still be happy as fuck
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I HEARD MINI PONIES
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>>2530439
Bro, it's London Fog, and I never wear it without Khakis and a button-up.
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>>2530691
>>2530704

>that feel when teeny tiny pony snuggles in between your fingers
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>>2530704

I want to give a pocket-sized Pinkie a whole cake
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>>2530707
What if Spike was there and he giggled at you for wearing them because he knows that they are Twilight's?
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>>2530642
Yes, it's rough sometimes. Hiatus is not kind to us, and we're way too mired in this "us vs. them" mentality that causes us to attack anything outside the groupthink.

That's why it's important to have a diverse set of interests. Getting too invested in the General is just inviting depression into your life.
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>>2530638
7/10
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>>2530708
Either way I have Fluttershy, so I win
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>>2530717
She would end up making a complex tunnel system inside of it by eating

Later they use it to play hide and seek
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>>2530717
I want to bomb mini Pinkie in a glass of Rebull
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>>2530704
I would walk around with Luna in my pocket while she narrated my day with archaic, purple prose.
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>>2530716
I kind of imagine that feeling sort of like this does.
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>>2530722
Spike can't talk, Not after what happened to HIS leg warmers.
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>>2530722
I'd whisper in his ear, "Keep laughing, you little shit, I'm fucking your mother figure."
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>>2530722
He would get the evilest eye you could possibly imagine.

You can bet your ass I would stop defending him when the girls pick on him for the apron from that point on.
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>>2530729
Yikes, you ARE evil.
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>>2530744
Or like this.
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>>2530722
At least I'm the one fucking Rarity and living with her you faggot
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>>2530746

"Twilight, what does "fucking" mean?"
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>>2530743
I like luna and would like her as mini pony

But the narration would get tired fast
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>>2530744
The last rabbit I held was wild and bit me.

Fucking asshole, I'm going back to shooting them.
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>>2530755
>You will never give the mini 6 a gentle bath in your bathroom sink
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>>2530761
I like rabbit meat
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>>2530706
I had that error a couple of times today, probably because of 4chan X.

Try restarting the browser.
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>>2530682
It always happens with me, I see it clear as day. I get involved in something, and I gradually lose interest until the passion I felt in the beginning dies away. This pony part of my life, it's the longest session of interest I've ever had. And I don't want it to just die away, I care about these people. I am clingy, or even seen as creepy by some, but I mean neither. I truly care for them, and I would do literally anything I can do to help them. It's their vast potential I'm attracted to, not how they look or sound.

I see it in everyone that posts here, even anonymous posts. I want to be their friend because then I can show them what I see and they lack. Either depressed or lonely, these negative thoughts dampens their abilities, and I hate that fact.

But most of all I don't want to leave. I want to stay and not become something hallow like, waiting to be interested in something else.
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>>2530750
Sir, I would not hesitate to separate your life from your body if it ment there was a pony in it for me
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>>2530722
I'd remind him of that spell that Twilight fucked up and make sure to show him pictures so that he never giggled at me doing girly stuff ever again.
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>>2530767
rabbit is a good meal
in stew or slow cooked
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Posting prissy butt pone

Also how do you take your tea mlpg
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>>2530767
I just shoot them and toss them into the swamp.
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Grr... The more I work on this piece, the more I feel like giving up. It just feels so... off, and I don't know exactly why.

Should I give up becoming a drawfag?
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>>2530675
>not recalling your vow of love and loyalty to Fluttershy
>not becoming her loyal minion, agreeing to perform horrible deeds and atrocities for her
>not slowly being driven insane, but pressing onwards all for your love
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>>2530725
I want to go back to the way things where, on /co/. I squandered my time there, and I'm filled with regret for it. I was too caught up in a high of tripfagery and depression to see what I had, and now that it and those people are gone forever...
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>Spike will never hit it off with a chick
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>>2530758
She'd eventually get bored too. That's just when she comes out and the two of you break for lunch.
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>>2530785
I take my tea orally.
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>>2530783
And good for you! It's very lean
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>>2530788
NO YOU BITCH

KEEP DRAWING
KEEP EXERCISING
KEEP GOING
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>>2530792
Fuck that shit. I'm not going to follow orders from a pastel colored horse.
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>>2530785
With a tied-up Fluttershy.
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>>2530722
I'd bury my face in my hands, run to my room and slam the door then plop down on my feather bed and cry my eyes out. Then I'd call Fluttershy and complain that Spike just the THE meanest thing to me
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>>2530785
Depends what kind. Usually with honey.
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>>2530785
I'll be honest, there's something wrong with her face
The rest of it is pretty excellent

Hot with no sweetener or milk
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>>2530785
tea is for pussies i drink coffee
also good work
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>>2530794
No. You stop it.
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>>2530788
if thats all it takes for you to give up, you are not going to go very far.
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>>2530778
I'm glad you feel that way. I'd set you ablaze for my chance at living in happy pony world.
I don't know if I could live with the thought of watching another human being burning to death at my hands, though. That'd be rough for a couple of weeks.
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>>2530785
Either black, or with too much sugar, and ALWAYS diffuser brewed. None of those bags. They taste nasty.

Also, never lemon. It just makes things taste funky.

Also, thanks for the lack of produce for once. The shading's a little dodgy, but looks good.
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>>2530812
Not drinking both depending on the situation
Man I love coffee but some Early Gray from time to time is also good.
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>>2530761

The last wild rabbit I held had her back leg completely shattered by something, probably a car. She was so calm it was like she had been handled by humans all her life. She didn't panic at all in my car when I drove her to the vet. I carried her inside and she just looked calmly at me when the vet they made her sleep. God it feels terrible when the last favor you can do for an animal is a swift death.
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>>2530798
and then when she's done, we can go play video games!

Yeah I know gamer Luna is dumb. But I want to play video games with ponies and I like Luna so....
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>>2530779
i really hope femspike doesnt become a thing. i just jacked it to the x-areil femspike x futa rarity. i dont want to become a furry pedophile
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>>2530788
The hair looks pretty damned good, though. Try drawing the rest of the body with that texture, but with shorter 'hair'. Might look cool if you get the lighting right and add a stylized background.
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>>2530824

you did a good thing
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>>2530788
No that's pretty cute even with a few glaring errors
Make her thigh thinner and the lines on the wing are a little sloppy.
Plus their wings have lairs of feathers, not a single shape like that.
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>>2530792
That would be awesome.
I wish to be driven insane and made into mai waifu's evil henchman.
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>>2530828
wouldn't it be unfair though?

i mean the controller would be bigger than her.
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>>2530814

What's that? Draw more Reluctant Dragon and Spike? Okay.
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>>2530792
>not knowing she's sick and needs you help, even if she fights it
>not holding her close, trying to make her remember of the kind gentle pony she used to be
>not having your heart torn apart when every day you do it, she yells and tries to fight you
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>Celestia sends Twilight on an investigation,
>Several fillies and colts look strange after swimming in a nearby lake,
>There's a nuclear plant on the other side, but it's probably unrelated.

What happens?
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>>2530824
I know that feel. It's almost a year since that bird thing happened to me.
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>>2530807
I'd console you after you were done talking with Fluttershy. Seriously, that Spike can be one cruel little devil sometimes.
But he's usually a good dragon, just very 'boyish'.
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>>2530824
Did you eat it?
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This talk of animals being killed or dying reminds me that my cat is nearly 15 years old and can't have that much time left
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>>2530852
The humans who built it find them and sell them to a circus for max dosh.
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>>2530817
Would you fight the rest of MLPG in gladitorial combat to entertain the ponies of Equestria, with the grand prize being freedom to live in Equestria, MLPG?

Anon's, namefags, tripfags, drawfags. Everyone. There can only be one
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>>2530852
Did you ever see that episode of Kim Possible where there's some lake monster turning people into mutants? It'd be like that, except Twilight wouldn't escape in the end.
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>>2530867
You can always sell it to a Chinese restaurant.
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>>2530845
She has magic

Besides, it that was the case I'd be perfectly happy to just sit with her and watch her play single player
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So it seems Andrew WK is not only a fan of MLP but also attending a convention

what the fucking fuck
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>>2530869
Hey, I still like living on Earth. Can I just sit up in the stands with the Princesses and watch you guys slaughter each other?

Seems like a good popcorn event.
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>>2530867
>tfw the last time you saw your cat was when you said that if she wants to go, she can
She was 20 years old, and outlived all our other cats. I'm glad we never found her, because my eldest brother wanted to have her stuffed. Taxonomy never made sense to me.
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>>2530867
There was this cat that died at like 42 years I think
Longest living cat
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>>2530850
Stop it, anon.
You're breaking my heart.
Why the depressive scenarios?
Pone are for happily.
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>>2530852
I remember this copy pasta.
Reassure Ponyville that the nuclear power plant is a very happy place that makes everypony happy when it's on. Make sure to accept your endorsement check from the Equestrian Society of Nuclear Engineers.
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>>2530852
It is unrelated. There would be other symptoms if it was toxic waste

The foals are probably jsut peeing in the water or something
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>>2530880
>Pinkiefags have Andrew WK
>Flutterfags have Deadmau5
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>>2530880
Which convention?
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>>2530880
If I were famous I'd drop really subtle hints but never outright say it.
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>>2530893
Did he confirmed that his favorite pony is Pinkie?
I mean yeah it's kinda obvious but still who knows?
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>>2530880

andrew wk rules.

I don't listen to his music but he's a rockin' guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUOvnbCtnVQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqOTU89cgC4

He's done Q&As for 4chan before.
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>>2530883

I'm sorry for your loss but taxonomy makes perfect sense. Taxidermy is barbaric.
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>>2530882
No

Those who refuse to fight are thrown unarmed to wild creatures of hte Everfree Forrest for the pregame show
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>>2530895
T-bone pls stay
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>>2530880
What?
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>>2530867
I had an 18 year old cat. He was really neat and always snuggled up to me at night. Scared me a few times, but he'd be right there, face to face, snoring at me. Always meowed in the morning when I was getting my coffee ready.
I really miss that little bugger.
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>>2530893
Didn't Deadmau5 like RD?
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>>2530869
If I killed that many people, I don't think I'd deserve to live in Equestria. Not to mention the fact that the ponies wouldn't trust me at all.
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>>2530769
"There's something wrong with your HTTP referrer. Please try to look less like a spambot."

That's what I get now when I try to post in it. Meanwhile, 4chanx isn't working in old horse.

Bothersome.
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>>2530902
That's the one. Taxidermy.
But at least she wasn't hit by a car or eaten by a dog.
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>>2530869
No.

I would kill the ponies for putting me in a gladiatorial arena though.
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>>2530913
He was wearing a Fluttershy shirt
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>>2530905
Oh. Well alright, then, might as well have fun with it.

Who knows, maybe I'll get to kill you. You'd deserve it after coming up with that shitty rule.
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>>2530918
Soooooo...mlpg.co?
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>>2530910
>>2530894
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/andrew-wk-lee-tockar-and-friendship-is.html

>EqD

bite me
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>>2530913

Apparently he's a flutterfag because of some shirt he wore on stage or whatever. He's trying to hide his powerlevels from bronies now that they found out though, but that plan is pretty much shot to shit.
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>>2530845
magic
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>>2530930
Seems that would be the best course of action. I'll make a thread over there, one moment.
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>>2530888
ok happy fine whatever


>not waking up every morning with Fluttershy by your side
>she likes to sleep in, so you give her a little hug before going to start your day
>just before you leave, you hear her give a little whimper and shift in her sleep
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>>2530664
What a nice fetish.
>>2530696
Eh. I'm not much into those sorts of things, but maybe.
Where's it gonna be at?
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>>2530918

Hey, I'm embarrassed to ask again but I seem to have lost the link to your Rariquest archive. Post it one last time? I promise I'll bookmark it now.
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>>2530918
We could use the Submarine's Quest board for its diceroll function.
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>>2530933

I... I really don't know how to feel about this
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>>2530686
Playing it in /q/ could be fun. It could also bring some fresh blood into the D&D scene.
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>>2530933
I will bite you

http://www.prefixmag.com/news/andrew-wk-confirms-motivational-speaking-appearanc/66238/
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>>2530948
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive
.html

I do it for you anon. It's all for you.
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>>2530937
he should make a brony album.
he could pretty much shit out anything in one or two drunken evenings and probably make a cool 100k
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>>2530882
>>2530916
>>2530922
ok ok ok, you big babies

Same situation, but it's not to the death and all the weapons are made of nerf
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>>2530880
I can never shake the mixed feelings every time someone announces they like ponies. Its kind of neat because hey they like something I enjoy, but I can never shake the disgust of how people think this is a bid deal.

Fuck everything about this fandom. It's never gonna die and we'll just forever be equated with hipsters or "bronies in denial" for our attempts and maintaining a modicum of sanity.
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>>2530947
>
>>2530943
The link will be posted soon

Come on it will be fun.
We already made someone who was also in love with us cry in the middle of the town square at her stand.
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>>2530869
I'd team up with MLPG anons, trips, and names to overcome the tyrannical, bloodthirsty monsters that have the ability to send us to Equestria but refuse to so that they can watch us butcher each other.
Show them that we're worthy by taking down the system.
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>>2530951
>B list Celebrities like Andrew WK and De Lancie show that you can get automatic fans just by participating in Brony events
>more celebrities start doing it
>?
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>>2530953
We kind of need that. At the moment /q/ is basically dominated by the same 10 or so posters. It's kind of ridiculous.
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>>2530959
I will rape you with my nerf sword.
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>>2530958
and it'd be the best fan music.
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Alright, sorry for the difficulties. We'll be on mlpg.co/q tonight.

http://mlpg.co/q/res/11673.html

Follow the link and we'll get going in a moment. Thank you for your patience.
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>>2530942
That I wouldnt do to those Lunas nonsexually

Like, place bets when we play against each other. Winner gets to be the middle spoon or something
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>>2530957

Thank you.
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>>2530900
>it turns out that W.K.'s favorite pony is Rarity
I mean it's going to be Pinkie but i would find that hilarious if it happened.
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>>2530959
It's not that I don't want to draw your blood. I just have a nice little thing going here, and couldn't give less of a shit about living in Equestria.
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>>2530954
First de Lancie, and now Andrew W.K.

Who's next?
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>>2530944
Much much better.
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>>2530977
That is really adorable porn
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>>2530977
I think tea is just flavored water, but I wouldn't mind trying some if it had zebra cream in it.
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>>2530977
Oh that's naughty~
>>2530979
Awesome. So how do we plan on doing spaghetti rolls? d10s, or actual d20 rolls?
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>>2530990

Your dad
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>>2530990
Weird AL would be my best guess
And by that I mean actually attending an event
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ALSO TESS TAKE THIS
IS THE 4chan X VERSION OF THAT SIE

http://mlpg.co/scripts/Dollchan_Extension_Tools_mlpgco.user.js
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>>2531001
Oh my~
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>>2530901
I've just noticed that both of the major musicians who've had Q&A's on /mu/ have just been revealed to be ponyfags recently.
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>>2530996
I don't even know what this means.
>>
I wish no one ever confessed to liking ponies
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>>2530977
>"And what would you like to drink, sir?"
>"I'll have a sweet tea. Oh, and could you jam a big slice of apple pie in there for me?"

That's having pie. Not having something with your tea.
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>>2530990
de lancie can go yiff in hell

WK is still cool to me
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>>2531009
Hahahaha
WAIT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?
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>>2531004
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK8vo6GERLU&feature=channel&list=UL

He certainly is a candidate.
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>>2530977
I wish to eat it.
All of it.
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>>2530990
Mel Gibson
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OK MLPG, its time for the most pathetic thing on the internet again. Which of the ponies will this pathetic looser pretend to snuggle with tonight?

Last night was Snips. An odd choice, but not bad. Foals are great. Also it's nice to see everyone in better spirits!
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>>2530995
it is too cute to fap, i just want to print it out and hang on fridge.
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>>2531012
I believe anon is trying to say that he isn't a big fan of tea, but would like to have a cup of it with your zebra oc's milk in it.
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>>2531017

Give the old man a break
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>>2531000
d10s
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>>2530965
Not sure about participating... I'll sit by and watch though.
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>>2531023
>The magical creature... that lives in my pants

...pony? Lyra?
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>>2531027
twist
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>>2531009
>they actually fuck around in the General from time to time as anons
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>>2531027

Nyx
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>>2531025
I dunno....I take my tea with biscuits and crusts all the time. Pip pip cheerilee
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>>2531027
I would snuggle with Sweetie Belle. She would make good snuggle buddy.
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>>2531027
How about...

Miss Cheerilee?
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>>2530995
Porn? What are you talking about?
It's just Pinkie with Cake on her. She's such a silly pony. But that's ok, I still like her
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>>2531037
Alright. However this will now remove any sort of "miracle Luck incident" like the Celestia appearance.
>>
Can't stop listening to Eurobeat's music today.

Question, is his Diamond Dogs song based on anything, or is it just an original like his Discord song? Diamond Dogs is probably my favorite thing he's done to date.
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>>2531006
Oh boy oh boy!
Time to waifu it up!
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>>2531034
i dont think you understand how deep he is going into the brony fandom. he does the discord voice for stupid brony shit and says mic the microphone is a genius.
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>>2531040
Oh boy, more foals! Twist should be nice. She has that curly mane.

Thanks again MLPG and may all your dreams come true!
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>>2531048

>that gif
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>>2531047

Cheerilee sure is a cute pone.
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>>2531066
>says mic the microphone is a genius
why, q, why
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>>2531048
Sweetie would be the best snuggle buddy.
She'd be so soft and cute and she'd even snuggle back. And she'd coo and squeak and make cute noises in that little voice of hers. And she'd smell like marshmallows.
I'd get a massive boner, but I wouldn't want to have sex with her.
It would be a cuddle boner.
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>>2531080
>man who singlehandedly reinvented rap
>not a genius
fuck off faggot
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>>2531032
Or pussy juice. Either one seems like it would be worth trying at least once.
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>>2531066
mic is a genius though
didn't he trick some nerds into giving him like $10,000
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>>2531080
Maybe that's his way of fucking with us. He's still Q right? RIGHT?
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>>2531080
"Just one of the boys with an IQ of two thousand and five..."
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>>2531066
I dont know anything about anything

Explain to me who mic the microphone is and why I should hate him
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>>2531066
>mic the microphone is a genius.
No, I'm still not convinced this isn't just an elaborate ruse for your OWN AMUSEMENT Q.
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>>2530977
What kind of pie is that?
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>>2531091
Oh you fucker
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>>2531066

He just wants to be "in" with the kids these days. Come on, he's the typical grandpa who's out of touch and that's not a crime.
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>>2531107
Boysenberry
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>>2531066
>he does the discord voice for stupid brony shit and says mic the microphone is a genius.
>this plus the documentary and legitimately buying into the love an tolerance bullshit
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>>2531083
And she's so small and light, she could lay on your chest comfortably
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>>2531107
It's a Pinkie Pie, silly.
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>>2531091

I imagine if I liked rap I would be offended by this statement, right?
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>>2531098
>DeLancie is in character the entire time he's addressing any bronies ever
>Actually fucking with us on an entirely new level of fucking with people's heads
It's like if Chris-chan was actually a completely normal guy and put on his autistic persona for 15 years just to troll the world but instead with Q.
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>>2531107
Cream apple berry pie
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>>2531110

While his tastes are little cringworthy, yeah that's pretty much what's going on. Ponies are fresh thing for him, and he's having a little fun. He's gettin old, there's not much for him to do.
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>>2531105
I don't need your fantasy women!
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>>2531039
>seapony Lyra will never live in your pants
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>>2531122
or have a reaction like this
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They were all ded
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>>2531125
What if...
What if De Lancie actually IS Discord?
What if he's been sending random bronies to Equestria and laughing at all of us who will never hold our waifus?
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>>2531151
rip in peace them all
>>
Apparently, this guy is responsible for de Lancies fall.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cukhqe9BqgE&feature=related
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>>2531135
Would you let Q create a fantasy world of ponies for you?
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>>2531154

The joke wouldn't work unless we knew.
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>>2531127
That sounds delicious.
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>>2531151
I released my finger from the trigger.
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>>2531136
No, man, not sea pony Lyra.
Octopone Octavia!
Squirming around in your underwear all day and periodically sucking you off!
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>>2531159

>some fucking kid
>HUEHUEHUE IT WAS ALL ME GUYS
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>>2531127
Is that a tentacle in her sandwhich?
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>>2531103
he is the most popular brony musician and he is 2nd in command at EQD, he decides what art and videos get posted. he is also a huge gay furry and you will find gay furry porn posted all over his tumblr.
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>>2531160
Well, yeah, probably. I wouldn't trust him, but I would take what I could get.
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>>2531179

You're forgetting the part about him being an overemotional bitch.

>crying about not being able to go to spaghetticon
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>>2531162
>High profile bronies start disappearing
>Season three starts with the mane six traveling to a big pony city and meeting some suspiciously familiar characters
>Season finale features The Burdened attempting to overtake Celestia's throne
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>>2531177
yes.
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>>>/mu/25618437
>relatively troll free thread on /mu/
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS
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>>2531174
How many more sea creatures will there be?

Angler fish Derpy?
Clam Twilight?
Hermit crab Luna?
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>>2531184
It's a trick. Everyone is sent to the same Equestria and there aren't any ponies, just people that think everyone else is a pony.
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>>2531159
How does this make sense at all? He voiced a fucking character.
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>>2531198
Derpy would be one of those flounders with both eyes on the same side of her head
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>>2531154
>DeLancie reveals that they never used any special effects when he was working on the set of Star Trek
>DeLancie has always been a space-time manipulating demi-god that likes to fuck with people
>Reveals this at the brony con by turning into Discord and sending all the bronies there to a nega-Discord-esque pony world
>Laughs his ass off while transforming anybody who's ever ponied into a pony and leaving them in IRL
>Jean Luc Picard slaps him on the wrists with a ruler
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>>2531194
>His wings are so pretty
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>>2531198
I was going to call you a twat and tell you to shut up, but hermit crab luna sounds funny.
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>>2531184
>every seems ok at first
>But he made the ponies based on Brony fandom
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>>2531196
Draw more butts
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>>2531179
>>2531192

Sounds pretty average for this fandom.

And that's horrible.
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>>2531205
And she keeps trying to swim vertically
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>>2531197
I like that thread already.
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>>2531198
crab twilight
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>>2531212
Nah. Because I've drawn enough butts and porn.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2531227
So she's an oarfish?
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>>2531206
Can I at least be a cute girl pony?
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>>2531236
You're just saying that because her eyes don't point in the same direction.
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>>2531235
Well then, how about some Gummy doing Gummy things?
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>>2531198
I'm not going to lie.
Clam Twilight sounds cute.
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>>2531234
Would you go to Twilight's sleepover if she was like that?
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>>2531236
fuck you she has a heart of ants
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>>2531249

But Gummy never does anything
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>>2531235
Then perhaps you'd like to draw something cute? How about...
Sharklass meeting the sea ponies
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>>2531261
>ants in your bloodstream
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>>2531261
That sounds terrifying
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>>2531127
MT your oc's kawaii. There a tumblr for her or just the occasional doodle?
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>>2531258

Okay, shut up now for your own good
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>>2531174
Octoponies for the males.

Seaponies for the females.
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>>2531258
ITS CAUSE SHES A SHUT IN

GET IT

LIKE IN THE SHOW
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>>2531243
>DeLancieCord makes sure that the genders are completely flipped
>He doesn't realize that most ponyfags want this
>He gets counter-trolled when all the ponies he makes start becoming slutty mares that giggle behind his back
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>>2531273
I'm thinking of making a tumblr just for her since I post ALL my doodles on my pony oc.
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>>2531281
HAHAHA!
BEST END!
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>>2531278
>>2531275
I just think she'd look cute.
A clam shell with a purple blob inside with Twilight's face.
>>
CLEAR
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>>2531286
But you do have a tumblr for Minituff.
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>>2531135
>>2531135
Anyone have that pic of Dash saying:
>I don't need your fantasy mares
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>>2531270
dick ants
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>>2531276
I can live with that.
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>>2531286
You dump 'em all on your tumblr or something?
Does she have a name too?
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Because we're apparently /mu/ now, what are you listening to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppq9t7cWDRg
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>>2531334
>>2531334
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsFyZwFcFHw
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>>2531334

http://odysseymusic.bandcamp.com/track/this-day-aria-changeling-mix-ft-odyssey
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>>2531310
Actually it's for all my pony art.

>>2531329
I call her Mini tuffs on account she's super fluffy and small. Not like Fluffy pony fluffy but just fluffy.
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>>2531334
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pF6s-b9UWIk
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>>2531307
someone should draw this
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>>2531334
Devin Townsend - The Mighty Masturbator
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58mv4sP-4TU

This song is fucking genius
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>>2531334
http://psycosis.bandcamp.com/album/in-my-g4-over-da-sea
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>>2531334
>you will never have a 4chan board as your grandpa
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>>2531334

The Silence by Empty Space
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>>2531307
>She spends most of her time with the shell closed, reading a little book in the light of her glowing magic pearl
>He sea friends keep knocking on her shell for her to come out and play
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>>2531334
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=0yDrtNEr_5M
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>>2531367
>Grandpa /mlp/ and grandma /d/ will never turn you into a Slutty Mare.
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>>2531334
Flooded Corridor from RE1:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r9ORFg0AdM
and from the remake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQPksaD8p7Y

I remember this music all the way back... my god it's been so long since I've played this game.
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>>2531368
Fuck this pic reminded me of that /adv/ thread...
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>>2531379
>Glowing magic pearl
I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
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>>2531316
I got this but I'm pretty sure it was colored.
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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/websites-forced-identify-trolls-033754759.html

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Slowpoking I know, but still.
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>>2531334
will you one day tell your grandkids about all your glorious misadventures in the MLPG, anons?
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>>2531408
Those are some pretty mares.
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>>2531334
>He used to wear fedoras
>Now he sports a fez
brony_evolution.mp4
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>>2531408
Dash is a stronger person then me
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>>2531367
>grandpa /vp/ will never have a pokemon battle with you
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>>2531361

This is pretty rad. Reminds me of Sleepytime Gorilla Museum but more melodic.

On the subject, we have a DJ pony but she kind of only represents electronic music genres. Octavia is a more generic music pony but I have a feeling she's pretty snobby about only liking classical music.

We need a pony that isn't a grimdark black-'n-red OC that would listen to metal.
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>>2531416
>"Grandpa, can you tell us the slutty mare story again?"
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>>2531412
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>>2531234

i like this idea
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>>2531430
>grandpa /vp/ will never show you horrifying anthro porn
ftfy
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>>2531420
I am cutting edge, setting trends

I only go out with a polka dot mining helmet
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>>2531408
i'm a strong stallion and i don't need no mare
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>>2531416

>grandkids
>implying
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>>2531432
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>>2531416
>Well, kids... 50 years ago, I wished to become the slutty mare. I sincerely wanted to become a pretty female pony and become desperate for sex with anyone who passed me by. You kids these days have no fucking imagination.
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>grandpa /3/ will never die
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>>2531412
Good going UK Government.

Way to pry even more.
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>>2531460
And then grandpa /3/ killed the General
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>>2531412
GOOD
TIME TO EXPOSE DER NASTRY TRORRS
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>>2531459
>implying that in 10 years you'll be able to use a neuro-computer interface to surf the internet as a virtual reality, shapeshifting into any body that you wish
>tfw your kids can actually become the slutty mare and get banged online by 45-60 year old fat guys
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>>2531416
>And that, kiddos, is why AppleDash was the best ship
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>>2531445

>not wearing an indigo trucker cap adorned with Christmas lights
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Why can't the other characters be as well developed as Rarity?
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I like ponies.
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>>2531490
TOY-ME? WUTS DAT?
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>>2531493
>not SquiggleKicker
Bullshit!
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>>2531504
Eww furfag, leave right now
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>>2531504
you sick fuck
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>>2531504

Yeah, I'm pretty gay too, we should totally hang, man
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>>2531493
>implying
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>>2531506
>SquiggleKicker
What next? Say that Twidash is good?
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>>2531459
>not just being a pretty mare
Man ANON you are doing it wrong.
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>>2531502
Shes like 50 years old hangin out with teenagers tryin to look cool of course shes "developed"
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Which pony would you like to have a nice big dinner with, then lay in bed together, rubbing her content tummy, making her fall asleep from the satisfaction nonsexually?
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Who in here is not gay or doesn't want to fuck a stallion or being fucked by one
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>>2531491
Lucky kids...
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>>2531491

>you kids and your new fangled sex machines, back in my day we microwaved a banana peel, AND WE LOVED IT.
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>>2531504
Get out.
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>>2531538
I wouldnt mind bein railed by Big Mac.

Im not gay though
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>>2531529
i will only be the pretty mare if i can get a pretty dress
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>>2531529
I know, right? And he probably doesn't even have a pretty dress, either! The absolute gall of that fellow.
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>>2531528
>two old men in the park, arguing with each other over best pony ship over a chess set made up of McDonald's toys.
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>>2531538
I think I'm the only one
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>>2531528
Nah, SpitDash. There is no good portmanteau goddammit

FUCKING AT THE SPEED OF SOOOOOUUUUNNNDD
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>>2529788
eh
I think I covered it to satisfaction already
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>>2530449
What happened to her legs?
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>>2531542
>Try the banana peel
>It's awesome
>Then it cools down
>Then it just feels terrible
Am I supposed to stop mid fap to reheat it?
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>>2531538
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>>2531557
She's too slut to have legs
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>>2531491

>these machines will only work for people who grew up using them, older brains will be too developed and stagnant to 'learn' to use them
>that feel when you were born too early
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>>2531538
I would not fuck a man, but I would fuck a stallion. I don't know, Anon... I just don't know. I would let a stallion cum inside my ass, but I wouldn't even hug another man.
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>>2531532
Didn't you watch CmC? She is as old as the rest of the main cast.
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>>2531538
I would snuggle with one, but that's as far as I go
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>>2531538
im not gay, i just like penises
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>>2531529
>Not wanting to be the Slutty Mare.
'Round these parts, you either wish to become the slutty mare or to be serviced by the slutty mare.
Them's yer options.
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>>2531549

Man, future is gonna be really awkward. I mean how are we gonna explain all that bullshit of the 90s and 00s?
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>>2531549
I would actually probably buy a pony chess set. Strike me down now before I harm others.
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>>2531558

Why are you taking so long? You don't fucking edge in the damn thing you retard.
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>>2531558

you're supposed to warm yourself up before you break out the banana
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>>2531538
Token Straight White Male, reporting.
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>>2531549
Someone needs to draw a group of nurses trying to break up a fight in a retirement home. All the old people have on sweaters that are the same color as their favorite pony.
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>>2531549
>open up their wallets to show each other photos
>they're all shipping pics
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>>2531556
I would take that pony's cuddle virginity
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>>2531572
Those are terrible options and I pick NEITHER.
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>>2531569
then she shouldnt act like a cougar.

Unf
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>>2531334
My own stuff
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>Dresden Codak over a month late on updating
>Last update was over two months ago
Sadly, this is typical
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>>2531574
simple, its magic we aint gotta explain shit
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>>2531538
Presen-

Oh.

Fucking spoiler.
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>>2531547
Why settle for just one pretty dress?
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>>2531592
>shipping
>not butts
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>>2531603
who
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>>2531444
>C'mere kids, grandpa wants to show you some pictures from when he was your age
>DAD I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU SHOW THEM THOSE THINGS I'M NEVER BRINGING THE KIDS OVER AGAIN!
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>>2531602

dooks finish some beeply boops already

god damn
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>>2531547
you'll get a paper bag and like it!
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>>2531597
being serviced can mean just being cuddled though
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The age old question

Would you be the slutty mare?

Or a loving waifu?
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>>2531538
I've always been attracted to dicks and I would like to try sucking my own dick.

I'm not gay though.
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>>2531566
>implying the machines weren't originally designed with the full intention of making death for seniors a painless, blissful, happy experience
Oh no, you're actually the best generation for this wonderful technology. Kids under the age of 18 aren't allowed to get a 'jack'.
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>>2531597
Then, I'm sorry, but you are going to have trouble fitting in with MLPG's pony paradise.
Coming soon...
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>>2531602

Stop it, sounds like masturbation
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>>2531621

I'm still doubtful that it'll happen in my lifetime.
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>>2531618
I'LL HAVE NONE OF IT. GOOD DAY SIR.
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>>2531619
Waifu

until its time for bed
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>>2531619

No and no
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>we /vp/
>get nostalgic
>google Pokemon Netbattle
>expect nothing, it died in ye olde 2005
>first result, someone's revived it and re-released the last original version updated for Win7 as 0.9.7
>get hype as fuck
>check forum for activity
>deader than it was in 2006
I was foolish to think that anything could go back to the way it once was.
It's been over ten years.
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>>2531619

neither, I'm too busy going fast
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>>2531619
Do I get to raise a filly?
otherwise I'll be the slutty mare
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>>2531625

Yeah, well I already told you I'm not taking part in that suicide pact
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>>2531625
It feels like MLPG's pony paradise has been coming "soon" for ages
What, is it edging?
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>>2531617
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>>2531616
I already have the drums finished for this one, actually, I'm just messing with the synths and vocals, then I'll just export it.
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>>2531619
I would be the husbando
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>>2531618
Of course. The Slutty Mares will help you out however you wish, even if it's just cuddles. They may do some extra rubbing, though, but it would be involuntary.
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Fuck it someone yesterday said draw ponybutts so here's a page of them.

Blurhghghgg.
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>>2531643

Yes, being the waifu offers you the benefit of bearing children.
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So I was on MLPG the other day and everyone was talking about butts. Shocker, I know.

One anon was going on about crawling into pony butts and living there while the pony goes on about its business.

Another anon asked he would like in Twilight's butt.

And the anon said. "No way! That place is a hole!"
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>>2531619
Loving waifu that loves to slut out and do anything for her husbando
Cum at me
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>>2531660

sb can i touch your hair?
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>>2531660
buttsbuttsbutts
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>>2531650
Pony paradise runs on valve time
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>>2531619
It might be nice to be a loving waifu, because mai husbando would love me as much as I do him, and we could be happy together, but I would rather be a slutty mare so I could make all of you feel good. I believe that sometimes the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
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>>2531660
tehe butts
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>>2531666
>>2531650
Comedy battle
I give the first round to GG
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>>2531538
cuddles only

foreplay if he really wants it

no fucking, butt is for out only
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>>2531640
>pokemon netbattle
>mfw

either you're Broke
or you are now my nigga
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>>2531650
JUST BE PATIENT!
IT'LL HAPPEN ANY DAY NOW!
Any day now...
Any day now...
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>>2531666

Get off the stage, numbnuts!
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>>2531666
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>>2531650

it'll be out as soon as ross makes a good drawing
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>>2531650
Dohoho.
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butts?
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>>2531412
>In another case, 21-year-old student Liam Stacey, from Pontypridd in South Wales, was jailed for 56 days for mocking Bolton footballer Fabrice Muamba on Twitter after he collapsed with a heart attack.
This story just stopped being funny.
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>>2531634
Pending that the US medical industry goes to shit and the researchers are allowed to travel to other countries with less strict rules, we should see the technology in around 15-20 years. Just survive that long and we'll meet up on the internet to fuck each other as slutty mares.
Promise.
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>>2531680
>Spock becomes the Slutty Mare.
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>>2531698
Not enough terrifying orifice teeth.
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>>2531699
It's time to rev up those redcoats again.
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>>2531459
>Well, foals...50 years ago, I wished to become the slutty mare. I used to be a human boy wasting his days on this thing called "the internet"...it's a bit different than the ponynet, there's more namecalling...but anyway, Celestia (praise her name) heard my prayers and transported me to Equestria as a beautiful mare! I was brought in on the outskirts of town though, where the only non-gelding stallions lived. Boy, was that the best night EVER. For a few hours at least. Then it started to hurt a bit too much. Hopefully you young'uns will never have to experience 72 hours of nonstop DVDAO. So I was blessed to experience two new experiences that month...the joys of loving as a woman...err, a mare I mean...and the joys of conceiving children. Yup, your old granny got preggers on her first month in Equestria...and they've kept me here bearing their foals as often as I can ever since. You young'uns are my 58th batch! Now you kids run along and play, granny's got a date with Johnson Flare and his buddies...they wanna see if they can squeeze another dozen foals or so outta this old mare.
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>>2531698

Those are some useful mutations
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>>2531640
Netbattle's been dead for ages because Shoddybattle became the main online battling medium.
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>>2531666
BRING ON THE SQUIRREL JOKES!!
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>>2531699

As bad as the US is right now, I would rather be living here than in the UK the way things are going.
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>>2531625
You know, you say soon, but every time I turn around, it's peeking through. Things I thought would never happen are becoming all but commonplace now.

It's not just coming soon, anon. Just look around you.

It's happening.
>>
DEE JAY

BUTT CLUB
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>>2531572
I wouldn't mind being serviced by a slutty mare...
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>>2531744

Go make a separate thread you tremendous faggot.
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>>2531660
that mrs cake and caramel?
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>>2531710
>You are lucky enough to be visited one night by The Slutty Mare
>Her ears are pointier than you expected
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>>2531698
Hey GG can you draw me a diamond dog cuddling my zebra non-sexually. This is my new fetish as of 2 threads ago.
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>>2531723
>equines
>litters
0/10 would not procreate
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What if when you fuck/get fucked by a slutty mare you become one?
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>>2531723
None of that sounds good and you should be bad for thinking it does.
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>>2531756
>You will never be MT's fetish
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>>2531731

>shoddy

even that is dead

everyone uses Pokemon-online now.
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>>2531733
Ever since the government started doing those 'terrorist' bombing activities on your train stations and putting cameras up on every street corner in London, you guys have nearly fucking lost your country to those elitist Big Brother pricks.
I feel horribly sorry for you guys. Gotta team up with some hamburger fatties from the States and start a revolution.
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>>2531756
cuddling nonsexually has always been an MLPG favorite.
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>>2531764
it wasnt supposed to sound good
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>>2531732
>>2531691
>>2531690
>>2531684


Tough crowd, tough crowd

So uhh....Luna was living on the moon for a thousand years right? One day some martians come to visit. Luna makes them all a nice dinner.

But one of them is just picking at his meal unhappy. So he asks "Sorry, but do you have anything a little meteor?"
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>>2531762
Been there done that.
For six and a half hours.
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>>2531762
Sluttiness isn't contagious, numbnuts.
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>>2531685
What about mouth? That's for 'in only' right?
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>>2531780
>Nonsexual cuddling
But cuddling is sex in Equestria.
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>>2531731
>that feel when netbattle server script was your first programming language
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>>2531756
nah
that's too involved for me today
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>>2531786
ADDRESS ALL COMPLAINTS TO THE MONSANTO CORPORATION.
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>>2531698
>applejack brings new meaning to 'brown eye'
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>>2531786
the absurdity of that tickled me
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>>2531796
It is not and never will be no matter how much you wish it was.
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>>2531698
>"There I stood, looking eye to eye with the beast itself, knowing that, soon, I was to be its next victim"
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>>2531789
Damn I missed some fun.

>>2531791
>implying
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>>2531768
Why would you wan-
>>2531804
Oh okay...sad sighs
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>>2531680
That's really very sweet of you. I hope your wish comes true some day and you can visit me.
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>be a loving pony waifu
>sudden, the town slutty mare walks up to you
>she's all up in your shit and telling you she's down for anything

Do you remain faithful, MLPG?
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>>2531723
>Johnson Flare

That is hilarious
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>>2531786
>>2531786
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>>2531796
man that was a dumb concept
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>>2531774
>implying americans care about freedom other than just using it as a buzz word.
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CYBER BULLYING

INTERNET TERRORISM

HACKERS ON STEROIDS
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>>2531744
Ooh, are we open yet boss?~
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>>2531744
*clap* *clap*

*clapclapclap*
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>>2531786
Thats a good joke.
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>>2531828
>sad sighs
>not Christian Weston Chandler Brand Stress Sighs™
ISHIGGYITY DIGGITY DO, WHERE AER YOU
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>>2531786
not bad for something straight off the dome
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>>2531786
Where's Agent Smith when you need him?
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>>2531832
Yes.
What kind of shitty question is that.

Also Rarity probably has my biggest fetishes covered.
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>>2531794
no it can be out too

otherwise you wouldn't have a gag reflex
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>>2531832
Trick Question.
I was the husbando and I get a threesome with mai waifu and the Slutty Mare, who infects us both and we become three slutty mare sisters.
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>>2531842
I thought it was fucking funny.
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>>2531843
They do, they really do.

The problem is, nobody does anything when it's taken away the way it's being done now. Very, very slowly, so slowly that it looks like it's always been the norm when you can't say what you want, or when you have to pay ridiculous taxes on everything short of breathing the air.
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>>2531791
>>2531826
Well, there's slutty mares, and then there's 'slutty mares'. Sure, there's the contagion, but that only lasts for a good month or so before going benign.

The Slutty Mare you all hope will pay you a visit one day has long since left that stage. When she shows up in your bed, you don't have to worry about a thing other than getting your rocks off.
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>>2531832
>slutty town mare
"Dammit Rarity go home"
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>>2531832
Do you honestly think I'd give up my waifu after I finally got her?
Hell no.
Though I'd tell the Slutty Mare that a bit more politely.
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>>2531848
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>>2531870
So is that a yes?
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>>2531843
FREEDOM ISNT FREE
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>>2531832
The fuck.

I'd tell her to fuck right off. I'd do the same in the real world, what the fuck.
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>>2531875
Drop a frog in boiling water and he'll jump out immediately.
Place the frog in nice water and heat it slowly, and he'll sit there and boil with time until someone pulls him out and saves him of course.
People just don't notice small changes.
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>>2531889
stop being an internet hate machine
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>>2531888
>>2531887
>>2531867

No you retards, YOU are the pony waifu.
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>>2531843
Yeah what freedoms do we have exactly? I'm not seeing many besides the basic stuff that all other first world countries also offer (and usually are better about it).
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>>2531881
Hmmm...
So you just have to avoid "fresh" Slutty Mares unless you want to have some real fun.
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>>2531913
OH
Yeah still no
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Oh magic table, which horse is the most sluttiest?
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>>2531804

GG which pony is most likely to rape PB
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>>2531913
Am I a pretty waifu?
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>>2531913
Oh. In that case, still no.
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>>2531756
>that feel when you wrote a greentext that helped give a namefag a fetish
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>>2531912
I CAN'T
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>>2531808
>>2531806
>>2531837
>>2531852


So the other day Dash went over to Twilight's do borrow a Daring Do book. But Twilight was so busy reading she didn't even look up when she said hi. Interested, Dash asks what Twilight is reading.

"Oh, I'm learning about physics!" Twilight told her. "This one is about properties of anti gravity. I just can't put it down!"
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>>2531889
>Demonstration

A demonstration of what!?
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>>2531892
what

if you're asking me would i suck him off the answer is only if he needs it
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>>2531918
you have a piece of paper that says all men are entitled to a bunch of shit (said piece of paper is changed as and when the government pleases)
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>>2531875
They tried to make it so that we'd have to pay a tax for breathing. They called it the 'Carbon Tax', where Al Gore wanted to charge everyone in a developed country money for breathing. Basically, it was the impact of the 'carbon footprint' you left on the Earth. You'd literally be charged money for how much carbon dioxide your body produced.
Apeshit fucking retarded. The whole thing got thrown out when those emails got sperged out across the internet proving that Global Warming was a lie being perpetuated by scientists in order to build up hype for this kind of legislation.
I remember how bad Obama wanted it forced through Congress. "Don't read it, just sign it quick. It's gonna make everything better, kind of like National Health Care will."
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>>2531911
That only happens with lobotomised frogs
Which is really kind of fitting
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>>2531911
I'm not convinced this metaphor is true at all
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>>2531918
We used to have freedoms. We used to be the most free country in the world.

What happened?
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>>2531939
shit blowing up
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>>2531939
Oh man. You must be really new here.
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>>2531936
MY WIFE IS VERY ILL!
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>>2531925
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>>2531936
>I payed to get in to see this?
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>>2531913
Am I a lesbian pony waifu
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>>2530794
ross/ab pls go

srsly
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>>2531936
I don't get it
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>>2531939
>Not knowing that hackers can blow up your van
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>>2531951
People abused their freedoms, and have shown they can't be responsible with what they have.
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>>2531936
It hurts to live
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>>2531940
So you're at least open to the idea?

Good.

We'll have you strapped to his belly before you know it.
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Any artist here.
Draw butts
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Someone come bring me takeout and ponies.

I've lost the motivation to move.
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>>2531936
Booooo!
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>>2531939
The hate machine.

Don't be stupid.
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>>2531946
>>2531949
Oh well fuck me then.
What about if you move a couch just a little bit every day over a period of time, noone will notice until it's something like half way across the room?
Anyway, my point's the same. People don't notice the small changes.
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>>2531955
>tfw i don't know either
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>>2531936
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>>2531965
[spoilers]Pones don't have hands to hold books so she should be able to put it down.[/spoilers]
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>>2531965
that's an adorable-assed reaction pic
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>>2531968
Please be sarcasm.

pls
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>>2531979
this is now a hostage situation. Throw your money at the artist,, and they will produce butts.
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Rubro is about to stream Dr. Strangelove if you feel like kicking back and watching flick with us

http://www.livestream.com/poneland
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Okay, so let's say you're with your pony waifu an you've been married for a few years now. Suddenly, she contracts the slutty mare virus and because an unstoppable sex fiend. Your waifu still provides physical pleasure and still loves you, but her body drives her to fuck everyone in town. Your marriage is pretty much a laughing stock amongst the local ponies and you're constantly the butt of a joke when you're hanging out with your friends, all of which have fucked her. There is no cure for the slutty mare virus known to ponykind.

Do you break it off with your waifu?
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>>2531981
can i feed you inbetween sloppy makeouts?
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>>2531987
Someone would notice after it got a few inches out from the wall.

Your scale is off.
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>>2531936
...
I want my money back
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>>2531993
It's not "spoilers" it's "spoiler".
You may commit seppuku to preserve your honor.
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Do you like crossdressing MLPG?
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>>2531926
>GG which pony is most likely to rape PB
none
ponies are good and well-behaved and don't do that
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>>2531981
>not being motivated at all times to achieve your goals
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>>2532019
Only when it's girl pony in guy clothes
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>>2531979
Come over here and make me motherfucker.
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>>2532019
yes
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>>2532018
I KNOW WHAT IT IS. JEEZ.
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>>2531951
The people let other people make up their minds for them.
Want to passively fix the problem without doing much?
Stop watching TV. If you want to see cartoons or movies, download them or get them without the commercials. That shit is literally socially programming you. It seems innocuous enough, but the messages and everything you are inundated with repeatedly through advertisement is meant to groom you into a certain mindset.
Seriously, you won't regret turning off your TV and just using the web/Youtube/torrents for watching stuff. As a bonus, you'll also become happier for 'no specific reason at all'.
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>>2532012
Well, given that she'd JUST contracted it, I'd be following her up pretty soon.

So would my friends.

Jokes on them, I guess.
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>>2532006
What if I just say it install caps?
ARTISTS GET TO DRAWING THE BUTTS
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>>2532016
Not the same anon, but try a quarter of a millimeter each day for the next three years.
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Did you guys pick up your copy of your slutty Twilight Sparkle game today?
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>>2532014
Yes

If I can just lie there passively during the snogging and the eating

And if you'll draw all the things I wanted to draw today for me.

>>2532022
I HAVE BECOME THE LISTLESS SLUTTY MARE OH NO........
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>>2531920
I ran that quest and I like the idea of separating the slutty mares and the infectious slutty mares into two different categories. That's probably just me though.
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>>2532012
I couldn't. I'd have to still love her. She's still the pony I fell in love with, even if she has become a super slut.
I'd just have to fuck her much more often, even though it wouldn't be enough.
I'd cry myself to sleep every night as I held her and felt her grinding her pussy against my leg.
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>>2531996
Pinkie is always adorable assed.
I have no Pinkie butt pictures.
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>>2532047
Nah
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>>2531977
oh no
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>>2531979
yes master~
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>>2532052
Hey mumbles, why aren't you drawing porn and ruining the fandom like the rest of the female drawfags?

What, you think you're special or something?
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>>2532050
Im not stupid.
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>>2532042
Pretty funny, I stopped watching television for the most part years ago. I get all of my entertainment and information from the internet.

Feels good knowing about something LITERALLY WEEKS BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE because of the shit-tastic news on the television.
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>>2531977
>Big Mac, what's that giant pink thing you have strapped under yer chest?
>A stallion has needs, AJ
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>>2532061
I'm gonna need an adorable Pinkie Assad ordering civillians being killed
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Somebody would scoot it back against the wall within the year because it had edged past the side table.

People aren't as ignorant of change as you people seem to think.
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>>2532044
I would really love to be a slutty mare team with mai waifu.
We operate in a pair, always double-teaming.
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MLPG kept saying that Applejack is an average pony.

I think they're just being mean
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>>2532052

Mumbles pls draw Rarity wiping off lipstick from her mouth with her hoof. Her other hoof holding the viewer, with kiss marks all over the picture as if she's been kissing the inside of the monitor
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>>2532075
Whats even better is getting news on 4chan before any of the local/national stations/websites have any information about them.
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>>2532019
Of course.
Someone post some Pip
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>>2532093
But she is best pone.
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>>2531979
will this make you happy
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>>2531842
It only became dumb when people added shit like precuddle.
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>>2532068
>forgets the pic
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>>2532065
What if I put it in an image?
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>>2532081
The biggest problem is "progress."

Not real progress, but that bullshit progress that always seems to be pushed by retards and those in power that somehow strip you of every right you have.

All in the name of "progress."
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>>2532053
Nah, it's just a sound idea. Folks that like the idea of being turned into a slutty mare can have their fantasies, and folks that just want a dozen voracious, sex crazed sluts rubbing on them can have theirs.

That way, you can keep everybody happy like a good slut should.
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>>2532093

>not posting the MLPG revised version
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>>2532093
One day, while you're asleep, I'm going to find you, wherever you are, and I'm going to cut your throat.
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>>2532093
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>>2532077
>MMHMMHPH
>Did that thing just talk?
>Nnnnope.
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>>2532105
Stop feeding the meme you retard.
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>>2532108
>>>/pol/

AWAY WITH YE FAGGOTRY
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>>2532093
bahahahahaha
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>>2532110
I don't want any sluts.
I don't like sluts.
I just want to cuddle.
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>>2532067
You'll be the hottest thing in Stallion's fashion since those little tuxedo things they were. Just imagine a fancy party with all the stallions wearing humans.
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>>2532126
>hypocrite
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>>2532116
Why are you acting crazy and talking about slitting his throat?
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>>2532108
your rights end where my feelings begin, cis scum
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>>2531979
dainty pone
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>>2532110
I love it.
Of course, we'd always have to keep the virus active, meaning someone would have to be turned every month. Whether or not there were any volunteers.
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>>2532131
What if she was a cuddleslut?
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>>2532071
Is ruining the fandom gender-specific? Because I'm not a female drawfag.

...Also because I already do tons of porn commissions as my day job and get burnt out on it and prefer saucy genital-less ponies. So far, anyway.

>>2532095
That is pretty cute
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>>2532126
NO.
WE WILL FREE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU.
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>>2532093
>Typical XKCD joke
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Fluttershy was helping a mother dog giving birth by the road.

Since it was on public property, she was later fined for littering
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>>2532131
Well, there are such things as cuddlesluts, and there are bound to be a few nice slutty mares out there that would love nothing more than to snuggle up against your chest in the afterglow.
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>>2532140
He's just exaggerating his pun-ishment for Scrubbles's terrible jokes.
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Ha ha, Paultards.

What a bunch of fucking ignorant losers.
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>>2532125
no
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>>2532147
There is no such thing.
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>>2532151
>>2532135
>>>/pol/
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>>2532143
That is so damn hot.
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>>2532119
>he has to untie you every now and then so you can walk around and keep your muscles from atrophying
>Applejack always cooks for you and makes joke about you eating something other than fresh apples all the time
>Applebloom is completely oblivious
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>>2532157
>>2532147
>cuddleslutmind
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>>2532156
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>>2532131
Slutty Mares are too submissive to rape you.
They'll cuddle you if that's what you want.
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>>2532148
Okay, I always thought you were a girl, because only girls make plushies. I guess I was working under an outdated sexist presumption.
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>>2532156
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>>2532125
>meme
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>>2532156
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAYour quests are mostly filler HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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>>2532156
Pinkie ...
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>>2532156
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>>2532179
Why don't you check you privilege cis scum?
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>>2532179
Girls and queers! Or just, people that like to sew. Y'know.
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>>2532162
the only thing worse than Paultards is Ponetards
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>>2532163
Oh, jesus, I like this very much.
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>>2532096
>that feel when you were watching the Libyan revolution unfold on /k/ in realtime
>that feel watching livestreams from syria and jumping at every little noise
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>>2532189
panka...
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>>2531310
> MLPG talking about shitty OCs.

You have all become bronies. Goddamn.
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>>2532178
Doesn't mean they can't be a little insistent. They wont' do anything you won't let them, but they'll beg harder than you could possibly imagine. I've seen it happen.
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>>2532178
>You will never wake up to Slutty Mare nuzzling your dick
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>>2532191
Winston, you want to see how many MLPGers are up for HellMOO?
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>>2532042
>>2532075
The last time I remember watching the news on TV they were talking about how carbs were good for you or fat was bad for you or something like that. Down in the ticker on the bottom of the screen it was talking about the death toll and newest developments in Syria and how Japan was cleaning up from that nuclear disaster. I felt like throwing up.
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>>2532214
Ill go.
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>>2532208
can i get some of that livestream
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Omg tumpes up if ponies tuched your hart in any way...!
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>>2532208
>getting jumpy
>from a livestream
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>>2529794
>>
Whats your favorite scrunch?
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>>2532226
+1
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>>2532211
Well, of course. It all comes down to how strong YOUR will is.
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>>2532185
Yeah, its a meme. Do you have any other definition for it?
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>>2532210
Joke's on you.

Gillou, our favorite new OC, has absolutely nothing to do with MLPG.
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>>2532212

>that picture of twilight nuzzling cock
>cock~
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>>2532212
I'd be shocked if you didn't, honestly. The minute you fall asleep they're going to turn around so they can cuddle with their face in your privates.

You'd probably wake up in the morning to find her suckling your cock in her sleep.
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>>2532208
that was the BEST
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>>2532210
Stop taking these threads so seriously.
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>>2532199
only fags like to knit
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>>2532228
It was dudes streaming from towers and houses. Every time a *pop* was heard, everyone went "IS IT HAPPENING?!" "SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED"

Same as when they listen in on police scanners.
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>>2532187
>>2532156

speaking of which, what happened after we flipped over the buggy, i passed out shortly after that happened
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>>2532214
What the fuck is Hellmoo?
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>>2532230

Purple, pink and white scrunches in no particular order.
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>>2532187
I know. But like drawing, I wont get any better unless I keep trying!

Anyway....

Little know fact, Mr and Mrs Cake actually attended the big Canterlot wedding. The whole thing was a very big emotion affair for the Cakes.

They were in tiers!
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>>2532230
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>>2532237
>People talking about butts
>A meme
I dont think you know what that word means, and I dont think you've spent sufficient time in these threads.
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>>2532236
I have damn strong will.
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>>2532232
/)
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>>2532214
I got burned out pretty much completely on that last time I played. MUD's arent really my thing. I just played it because it was the flavor of the month. And you could facefuck orphans and have chestbursters pop out five minutes later that would kill the orphan and faceroll the new players.

So maybe.

If we got enough people.
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>>2532260
What the fuck is google?
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>>2532242
>That feel when accidentally turned into a Slutty Mare because you trusted her not to be slutty.
Come on, now.
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>>2532254
you calling my grandma a homo
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>>2532210
My favourite original character is Mocha Delight, she works in a coffee shop and is a unicorn.
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What would happen if MLPG played Space Station 13?
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>>2532230
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>>2532268
We'll see about that, anon.

The 'strong' ones are always the best after they finally say yes.

See you tonight.
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>>2532263
BUT APPLEJACK MADE THE CAKE
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>>2532208
I caught Libya from Al Jazeera.

Both streaming, and they had an amazing blog
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Why must she be so beautiful /co/?
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>>2532288
I don't know what that is.
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cute pone?
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>>2532268
Well, we'll see how strong your will is when you've got four beautiful Slutty Mares begging for just a tiny taste of your wonderful cock.
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>>2532254
EXCUSE ME.
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>>2532169
im not sure if i like this idea or not

on one hand, i have an intimacy fetish and like being that close to someone. on the other, a mouthful of cock might get annoying after a while
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>>2532288
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmLn1oqWKQ
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>>2532303
She just is
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>>2532286
To bad Mocha hated Derpy and sided with Yamino
>>
I reinstalled hats

Is MLPG playing?
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>>2532263
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>>2532303
She's not real, anon.
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>>2532229
oh god I want it
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>>2532288
Last game I played was when the fandom was just getting started. Got syndicate nuke team so I grabbed all the guns I could carry and forged my ID card to say 'Rainbow Dash(Pony)'

I blasted my way into the station and ran around as fast as possible shooting as many people as possible while everyone else snuck in the back and ran for the disk.

Easiest win ever. Almost got banned for it.
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>>2532315
>Not using knitting needles to sound
I can't even imagine how much of a faggot you are
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>>2532317
Well he could always turn you around, if you're willing.
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>>2532303
Rainbow Dash? She was just born that way.
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>>2532335
I need it
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>>2532322
Is not like she draw ponies anymore.
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>>2532330
SHUT UP YOU BASTARD
SHE'S REAL IN MY HEART
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>>2532315
I judge you.
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Nyxspammer pls go
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>>2532356
I think she still does on her Tumblr
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>>2532257
Found Rarity? Last night was a blurr,
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>>2532288
I can't play anymore.

I'm banned from both GS13 servers and TG13.


... it was fucking worth it.
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>>2532330
She doesn't need to be real to be beautiful.
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>>2532357
Like you could ever impress her.
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>>2532355
I RULLY LIKE HER MEEEEEEAAAAAYYYYYYYYNE!!!!
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>>2532322
Heh, really. I hated Derpy too, but for entirely different reasons than Yamino.
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waiting for my favourite cheese
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>>2532351
that's even worse
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>>2532336
>Getting banned for playing the game
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>>2532282
You have to fuck a slutty mare to become infected. If you get raped by one then there's no chance of infection because she wasn't being slutty.
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>>2532357
Shes a cartoon horse, anon.
No matter how much you wish she was real, it will never happen.
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>>2532384
>Rarity w/o make up

Oh god
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>>2532377
What did you do to get banned?
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>>2532387
>Not just Fisting Rarity's tight cunt like a well oiled piston
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>>2532314
It really wouldn't be very hard to deny them.
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>>2532391
Are you sure? I mean, it would give your mouth a break, and keep him happy.
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>>2532260
MUD where you can pretty much do anything and it'd a complete free for all. You can kill children and rape the bodies if you want, too.

Or you can whore yourself out on the streets are as a pretty mare to NPCs.
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>>2532405
Candyass flash when?
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>>2532392
Ponies were still an extremely polarizing subject at the time.

It was also Goonstation.
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>>2532405
UNF
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>>2532257
Second big monster swiped it, sent things spinning. Everyone survived and got away, but the buggy is dead and Rarity's horn got filled down.


Speaking of unicorns, poor poor Twilight. No matter how much she keep's sending those letters to the princess, they will always be stationary
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>>2532349
It's weird seeing these way down the line now that Luna came back and everything.
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>>2532398
So many fucking rules.
How about I just fuck the infectious Slutty Mare and get it over with.
I'm tired of thinking.
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>>2532392
No shit, I was just about to say the same thing.
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>>2532392
WELCOME TO SPACE STATION 13
CAPTAIN IS A COMDOM
WIZARD LOSSE IN ATMOSPHERICS
CARGO IS REVOLTING
AND THE TOXINS LAB HAS BEEN BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS

ENJOY YOUR STAY
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>>2532387
That hurt me mlpg
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>>2532405
THAT
ASSHOLE
IS
LITERALLY
INCORRECT

AN ASSHOLE IS NOT A SECOND PAIR OF LIPS POUTING
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You should feed your Neopets.
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>>2532405

She's missing her horn.
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>>2532442
Now you're getting into the swing of things.
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>>2532387
I don't think I want to pony anymore tonight.
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>>2532391
He could just let you have a few days off. If his dick is in use all the time it might get damaged.
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>>2532427
Or you could mutate into an abomination and literally rape face.

Think Alien. Actually, it's exactly like Alien. Complete with lethal chestburster.
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>>2532437
but wait how is that relevant
Luna came back episode 2 man, long before nyx was ever around
Nyx is NMM, not Luna
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>>2532387
If Spike isn't big enough for her, no one is.
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>>2532452
WHATS IT LIKE KNOWING YOU'LL NEVER IMPRESS YOU WAIFU
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>>2532455
It's supposed to protrude. Horse assholes arent like human assholes.
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>>2532384
MY LONG LOST SISTER
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>>2532405
Did she not have purple wingtips when she was young?
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>>2532455
it is on a horse?
>>2532460
hidden layer, oops.
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>>2532429
Oh, you didn't mention Goonstation.

>>2532451
Every time I play janitor I get apprehended by security for causing people to die by sliding out of the airlocks using a combination of wet floors and banana peels.
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>>2532455
Except for Rarity's

she has discovered a way to do the duck face with her ass.
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>>2532405
>that tube asshole
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>>2532405
That literally one of the most disgusting vaginas I've ever seen committed to the visual form.

Are you TRYING to turn people gay? How could anyone find THAT appealing?
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>>2532472
Luna is NMM

oh wait I fell for it
8/10
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>>2532466
Here's hoping she decides to visit me tonight.
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>>2532405
she looks kind of fat
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>>2532469
Honestly, I just had fun exploring and pimping out my apartment. Finding the shoggoth underneath the orphanage was fun, and so was wondering what a girl-in-a-box was until I bought it and opened it in my room.
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/i cleared my browser history and apparently that deletes all my filters woah time to start all over again/
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>>2532480
it's weird. she got gradient colors on her body as she got older.
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>>2532346
>>2532364
Judge me all you want, in my heart I will always be the slutty mare
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>>2532436
>>
i dont think i could eat a pony
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>>2532482
I would play roboticist and get someone from security to bring me as many helmets and stun batons as possible and I'd churn out beepsky's.

And then EMAG them. Scientist is always fun WHEN MINING IS DOING ITS JOB
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>>2532497
No, Luna was POSSESSED by NMM.
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>>2532424
nnnrgh...no

i probably wouldn't be able to handle the pain
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>>2532511
Why aren't you banned yet?
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>fat pone is best pone.
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>>2532515
You and me both, sister.
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>>2532527
>Implying anyone cares about spoilered porn on /mlp/
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>>2532509
>girl-in-a-box

NEVER ACCEPT A GIRL-IN-A-BOX FROM AN ADMIN THE SIZE OF A DRAGON WITH THREE HEADS

IT WILL EXPLODE WHILST YOU FUCK IT

True story. Right in the middle of the corp building main room, as well. 10+ casualties. I died last somehow.
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>>2532527
Why aren't you dunked yet?
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>>2532324
i can play with you
but i suck at anything less than 50v50
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>last thread
>gg doesn't draw rape

no but he can sure imply it
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>>2532520
>mass producing beepskys
you mother fucker
>then emagging them
NO WONDER YOU GOT BANNED


Also, fuck AI players who recklessly pilot their mule bots
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>>2532547
>50v50

good lord they have those?
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>>2532524
It doesn't have to be constant sex. There's no reason you can't just be a normal person when you aren't be an article of clothing.
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>>2532527
i kinda find the idea of a sfw board on 4chan of all places really strange. beside as you said: can you really qualify my art as nsfw? eh eh?
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>fucking everything in this post

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/mlp-licensing-expo-2012-images-from.html?utm_term=My+Little+Po
ny,+Friendship+is+Magic,+4chan&utm_content=Ponies&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_med
ium=twitter
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>>2532511
Hm.

Maybe it's a dye job. Who knows.
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I have never played TF2.

does that make me terrible
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>>2532554
>NO WONDER YOU GOT BANNED
As traitor, shitfuck.
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>>2532564
There isnt a single thing I like about that link.

So im gonna pass.
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>>2532553
He actually draw all the stallions of ponyville raping Twilight.
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>>2532572
No.

Just easier to dunk.
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>>2532564
>Us bronies, right? xd
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>>2532564
Everything is terrible
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>>2532574
What I got banned for was releasing large amounts of N20 in front of sickbay.
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>>2532572
me either, and i have it installed.
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>>2532572
nope
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>>2532564
I-it's okay guys...it uh...it won't effect the show, right! I mean...hahaha...Jason promised, didn't he?

HE PROMISED, RIGHT?!
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>>2532524
You know, you can stretch. It'd probably be nice and comfortable eventually. Wouldn't you like to always have a little bit of him inside you?
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21227/The-Great-Brony-Migration
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>>2532560
Maybe not everyone wants to look at porn.
Yes.
Yes I can.
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>>2532564
am i the only one who read the text as "vinyls crotch" due to the font/letter size?
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>>2532580
Where was I for this.
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Pinkie sure does throw some wild parties. At the last one, Twilight accidentally got hit in the head with a can of soda!

Luck for her it was a soft drink
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>>2532572
its a >fun game, but not the end all be all of shooters
but to answer your question yes, yes it does
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>>2532594
Not only him but Sysbi and others too
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>>2532564
Fuck this fucking fandom, jesus christ.
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>>2532564
>Vinyl Scratch Spinal Tap parody banner

I...

I'm ok with this?

What the hell?
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>>2532594
>Derpy
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>>2532556
i've been on a few
but really my k/d ratio is fucked. i'd either be the world's worst frontline soldier or the world's best cannon fodder

but let me post this unicorn guard butt and get on MLPG-server
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>>2532564
I'm so depressed
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>>2532594
Maybe Hasbro is finally starting to care about money.
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>>2532601
Fuck that bitch is going to return in s3.
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>>2532604
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>>2532604
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>>2532604
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>>2532572
Yes. You should probably kill yourself.
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>>2532619
HOLD IT!

Does this mean I may get a show accurate AJ toy?

RUN THE SHOW TO THE GROUND I WANT MY PONY WIth HAT
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>>2532580
that wasn't rape, that was just ponyville indulging Twilight Sparkle in her fetish.

GG doesn't draw rape.
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Slutty mare doesn't have to be female, right?
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>>2532599
youre on fucking FOUR CHAN. the whole place was started due to porn/hentai. jesus all these newfags.
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>>2532620
>She's used in a scene with wubstep
>>
10 more images.

Can we do it guys, can we?
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>>2532641
unless its goblins
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>>2532645
>started due to porn/hentai
No, it started as a place for moot and his friends to talk about their favorite animu.
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>>2532601
Scratch flash when?
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>>2532645
>Started due to.
Then why are there work safe boards, bro?
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>>2532572
Tribes is better anyway.
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>>2532642
>mare
probably
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>>2532637
Maybe later.

I'm busy posting ponies and RARITY QUEST, IS THAT HAPPENING?

FUCK
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>>2532559
oh

ok
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>>2532649
>>2532620
WON'T

EFFECT

THE

SHOW

JASON

PROMISED
>>
anyone have link to that hasbro expo livestream
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>>2532564
i dont get it whats so bad about this
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>>2532661
>Talking about animu
Like he said porn and hentai
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>>2532641
It was rape and mind break.
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>>2532662
http://www.mediafire.com/?9he6dxwe30gd89d
Here, just take this and go.
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>>2532645
>four chan
>what is Yotsuba B
>newfag

Back to /b/.
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>>2532661
you were clearly not here at the start. it was pure anime/porn.
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>>2532675
>Pandering to the fandom
You see nothing wrong about this?
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>>2532642
Well, there's been talk of slutty stallions, but I've never actually seen one.

I have a feeling it's just people getting confused about futa slutty mares.
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>>2532668
Awesome. You spend a day or two strapped under Big Mac and give him three or four days off. What do you do in your off days?
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>>2532665
I figured that was more of a suggestion than a mandate.
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>>2529742
>going fast

Do we ever go fast? I downloaded the game and never got to play with y'all
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>>2532679
No it wasn't, Twilight was into it.

Okay, maybe she wasn't into it in the beginning, but she came around eventually
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>>2532663
cuz moots a trolling faggot
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>>2532676
>Animu
>Automatically the same as porn and hentai
These fucking new posters man.
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>>2532692
Not that guy but as long as it doesn't affect the writing, characters and the feel of the show I don't give a fuck.
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We should hold a bet and try to guess whos OC shows up on the show first. Seth? JJ? toxicmario? veggie? place your bets!
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>mlpg
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>>2532701
But that's rape...
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>>2532645
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>>2532706
Who the fuck are you and why your Tumblr is so awful
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>>2532705
>Derpy
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4chan is slow
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>>2532692
Not that guy, but I don't see the problem either

Remember when we used to complain that Hasbro didn't make things we wanted to buy? No, because you're a newfag.
>>
>Implying moot didnt start this whole site to escape the single mindedness of the animu discussions on SA
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>>2532701
That´s mindbreak anon.
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>>2532706
Link to this tumblr

Liiiiiiink.
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>>2532701
>>2532713
Look, where can I find this, I don't want to dig through gg's tumblr or slow-nibooru
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>>2532692
all i saw in those pictures was some clothing for young women with the my little pony brand on it

hasbro marketing their product to young women which is the whole point of making the show in the first place
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>>2532706
That is so shit. Why do you faggots keep posting it?
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>>2532708
Shit man, when did white people learn to dance?
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>>2532708
who the fuck is this and why should I give a fuck
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>>2532727
>Newfag
>Encouraging pandering to the fandom
>Trying to imply that you yourself are not new to these threads
You need to get the fuck out.
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>not preparing new horse
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>>2532705
> affect the writing, characters and the feel of the show

Yes, because Hasbro has never influenced the direction of a show in order to market a product.

Oh wait, you see, that's sarcasm because they do that all the time.
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>>2532706
This gives me quite a boner.

>lipstick and eyeshadow
Gatdamn, man.
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>>2532694
Think about how big of a load Big Mac is going to pump into your asshole when you get back on him in 4 days.
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>>2532747
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>>2532738
Self advertising.
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>>2532756
He said he didn't ant it in the ass though.
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>>2532735
I don't know, lol.
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>>2532749
Thats Arya dude
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>>2532708
>recognize background
>recognize dancer
...seeing people you know IRL is weird as fuck.
>>
So MLPG, what's good?
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>>2532762
>Implying he has a choice
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>>2532752
I miss Islama-pie smashing through the twin towers.
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>>2532771
nothing
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>>2532766
who.
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>>2532771
NOTHING IS GOOD ANYMORE
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>>2532771
nothing, the piss is slowly seeping in
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>>2532771
The West Wing is good. Maybe the best network TV show ever produced.
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>>2532776
The movie got taken down didn't it?
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NEW WHORSE WHEN
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>>2532694
relax i guess

maybe help out at the farm for exercise, go out to town and do things. pick up a few books (seriously i don't think anyone in ponyville even uses the library aside from twilight)
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>Futa Rarity and Futa Twilight DPing rule 63 Spike
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>>2532750
October 2010.

You, however, washed on board with the piss. I can tell.
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>>2532732
http://deep-in-the-hive.tumblr.com/
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>>2532785
Clark Gregg was on that show.
>>
forsooth, where art our new equine
>>
ok one more

Pinkie went to the hospital after drinking a lot of food coloring. She was ok, but the doctor told her she dyed a little inside
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>>2532793
>futa
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>>2532793
unf
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>>2532784
>slowly
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>>2532771
Well... Things can be a little dismal sometimes, but there's a few people that make it all worth it.
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>>2532804
So was John DeLancie

I'm not fucking with you, check his resume.

Here's more unnecessary spoiler text
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>>2532796
Well to be honest we were pretty big faggots in 2010...
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>>2532807
truly worst fetish
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>>2532692
The show is made to sell toys you know. At least they're not making an episode to sell this shit.
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>>2532806
curse you for posting this after the image limit, now how will i react to it
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>>2532796
Nigga I started watching ponies because of that alarmist article about the show that was posted around on /co/ before it even aired.
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>>2532824
That's not how you spell farts
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>>2532829
>wedding episodes
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>>2532829
>At least they're not making an episode to sell this shit

>Implying this hasnt already happened
>Implying it's only a matter of time before it gets worse
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>>2532824
you dumb chumps have no taste
>>
Would you be your waifu's beta boyfriend mlpg?

Would you listlessly follow her through the shopping mall? Carrying all her things?

Would you let yourself be dragged off to parties and be forcibly introduced to a gaggle of unrecognisable but presumably important faces?

Would you let her organise your wardrobe and oversee your healthy diet?

Would you always go to bed at the same time as her and cuddle up all night long just to hear her whisper "I love you" in your ear?
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>>2532836
That's not how you spell scat
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>>2532836
I honestly don't know which is worse.

They're so equal in awfulness.
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>>2532845
i dont like that horse
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>>2532796
>>2532835
Damn you Octoberfags...I'm just a Novemberfag...
I wish I was here for the really early threads
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>>2532835
my little homophobic smart-shaming something something

those were the days
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>>2532844
Dude it wasn;t that bad
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>>2532774
>implying this isn't why the Apple Family is always short on cash

>>2532790
Would you by a strap so you can read the book after your arms are tired from holding it up?
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>>2532844
That was to sell a playset, not brony shirts
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>>2532886
i...guess?

wait, holding what up
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>>2532799
that art is just unpleasant.
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>>2532967
Nevermind, I forgot you were using your mouth. I guess you'd just leave the book at your house when you leave for work.
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>>2533021
oh, right. hmm.

you know it says something about ponyville if the first thing they do with a new species is strap him onto stallion as a cocktoy.
>>
>>2533117
Maybe that was the requirements for you being able to stay in Equestria, maybe this is an easy way for you to make money, maybe there's some other reason.

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