>piss

I would let Derpy sit on me.

marker where?

7slow?

In the Night Garden...

fuck you one day ill do something that will be more than any of you and that fagot mike the mcirophone and his brony buddies. they are all fucking shitheads

>>2501655
>Implying you'll find any better laptops than Asus

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Derpy is good at video games

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"I got an Alienware"

>>2501694
mito pls go

Is it time for Braeburn to put on his lacy panties, his extra large condom and his frilly cocksock?

>>2496869

>CNN

I decided to continue onto the next "General" thread, even though I knew it was late and nothing of value would come of it. I still retained an unusual amount of optimism, however.

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http://vimeo.com/43790803

password is fluttershy

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>Acid is now only 6 feet tall
>she knocks on your door
>she needs a place to stay

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>>2501703

>>2501674
I'm not exactly sure what a "ponk" is, but I'd happily ride any part of Pinkie Pie.
If she wanted me to, that is.

so, Rarity uses a Mac, is her dad also a tech guru? i bet he used to build computers in his spare time in the Seventies, when he wasn't playing football or hockey.

>>2501711
>onta drawing vaginas

WHAT STRANGE NEW WORLD IS THIS

>>2501703
>Dash having an Alienware
This makes so much sense.

>>2501720
Am I already addicted to her radioactive spunk?

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>>2501652
Oh my god that is totally something Pinkie would pilot.

>>2501722
>Nanaki on Mann Manor

>>2501729
Take my hand, let us embark on this wonderful journey

>>2501727
her dad is a fucking middle american with a dead end job who hates his daughters. HEs probably an electricain ors oemthing.

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Could you fine gentlemen enlighten me the moniker of that awfully chipper and pink pony?

>>2501710

>no cockring

it's like you don't even care

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>>2501711
>he/she
>not knowing who onta is
>not being a faglord liek the rest of MLPG
Check your privilege, faggot.

>Pinky Ponk
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/lifestyle/8688884/Parents-love-pinky-ponk-more-than-their-children-do.htm
l

>>2501696

True but >gaming laptop, Only a idiot would buy one.

>>2501753
>implying it's not already snug around his throbbing member and stuffed into the folds of his leathery sheath

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>>2501746
Fuchsia Tart

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>>2501656
>i-is that Gentoo?...
>let me tell you about my CFLAGS
>-pipe -march=native -mtune=native -O9 -funroll-all-loops -ffast-math

>>2501717

What the fuck am I watching?

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>tfw starting to care about ponies less and less as I get into anime
what do, MLPG?

>>2501767
the link fucked up for me

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>>2501713
>That whole everything.

>>2501785
>-O9
Shit nigger

>>2501703
She would, too.
And she'd probably bug Twilight about upgrading it to be even faster, too.
What would Twilight ask for in return for upgrading Dash's computer?

>>2501768
>tfw your friend goes against all your advice and buys an alienware gaming laptop

>>2501729

>Implying Onta can draw men

>>2501740
Probably. Do you frequent her club?

>>2501767
>mfw Americans call their Pinky Ponks and Ninky Nonks "Blimps."

>>2501797
maybe the l at the end of html didnt make it through the line break

>>2501805
Unicorn Sex

>>2501796
I hope its not modern anime. I gave up that shit at the right time. Modern anime makes Bleach look like a fucking masterpiece.

>Applejack level
>Apple music starts

>>2501780

okay. who is he getting pretty for?

>>2501729
>>2501765
> IMPLYING IT IS ONTA

0r0 is that you again? "twas really hilarious when you got banned in the stream chat. Taste your own shit, haha.

>>2501780
>stuffed into the folds of his leathery sheath

My god...

It's beautiful.

You could slide it right in and you couldn't even see it. Just a nice, gentle bulge in his sheath to betray the fact that he's being denied release.

Thank you, anon.

>>2501806
>alienware
Shit nigga if he's going to waste that much money he might as well get a Mac

>>2501827
Funny im listening to the fightan is magic AJ song right now.

Are you a wizard?

i am going to make a brony documentary
i need bronies 4 it
who wants to be in my brony documentayr
who can give me 50000000000000 dollrars for it
should i start a kickstarter

>>2501807
He can draw guys, but he either goes hyper-masculine or just very feminine figures with dicks attached.

>>2501830
>those lines
I- is that Ross?

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>>2501800
2fast4u

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>>2501785
Oh, please. Gentoo is for casuals. Real mares run Dettux.

>>2501838
Step off jesus we're already making an MLPG kickstarter documentary and it's going to have Patrick Stewart and everything.

>>2501840
>hyper-masculine

do you even lift?

>>2501844

Well shit, it's my handwriting, innit

>>2501815
I prefer getting roughly fucked in the middle of preparing her dinner, her fat cock throbbing ropes of her glowing sperm into my gut before she pulls out casually and lets me finish cooking.

>>2501844
Yeah, looks like it. Shame he doesn't draw like that more often.

>>2501767
>Up to last weekend, I didn’t know my Ninky Nonk from my Pinky Ponk and I was only on nodding terms with Igglepiggle
The fuck

>>2501768
Why?

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>>2501827
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIV-HWDYm7g
AJ music ya say

>>2501853
>Not BSD masterrace

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a normal person who has never heard of mlp asks for an example of the "amazing" fanart they keep hearing about.

what picture would you show them?

>>2501838
Jesus do a vocaroo right now

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>>2501853
Real men run OSX

>>2501827
What does apple music sound like?

>>2501833

True, atleast with a Mac you get good customer service.
Also only a retard would buy anything Dell except for their ultrasharp monitors.

>>2501838
ill even call mike the microphone and john joeseco
you can all pay1 0000 dollars for their autograph

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>>2501830
good job ross

>>2501820
Dash is a pegasus.
So more like pegasus sex.
Twilight probably has a massive horn-on for wings and wingplay.

>>2501878
I'd laugh at him then go back to my business.

>>2501830
I'm starting to like your stuff more and more. Stop it.

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>>2501878

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACC3BuB7nNc

Why aren't you a pedophile yet, MLPG?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziESkbDA6WU

>>2501830
Solid, if unspectacular. The concept is lacking, however.

Excellent improvement over your previous work.

>>2501886
But what I want to know is why anyone would by a laptop for gaming, just build a PC man

>>2501717
i don't even

that isn't pone

>>2501878
I would never admit to knowing about anything mlp in the first place
but i would probably show him some cutesy rose stuff or even Tex stuff.

>>2501831
All the better for you to tease his heavy balls, bulging obscenely in his silky panties.

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>>2501830
>Ross not posting eye terrorism.

>>2501895
I dunno.
What if she just has a Dash fetish?
I mean, she is the fastest pegasus alive.
Shit like that makes people weak at the knees like you wouldn't even know it.

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>>2501916
>3DPD
The only children I jack it to are lolis.
Cumon step it up nigga

>>2501918
>Implying I don't have several homebuilt PCs in addition to a gaming laptop

>>2501918
If you're on the go a lot, why not.
They serve a purpose.

>>2501787
Film called "Megan is Missing"

>>2501914
10/10

>>2501806

when my hardcore gamer sister quit WoW and moved away i got her old alienware gaming laptop. farming vases in dialbo while on the toilet has never been so fun.

>>2501870

They completely defeat the purpose of having a laptop. A laptop is no use if it has less than two hours battery life and weighs a fucking tonne. not to mention laptops have shitty cooling and a gaming laptop would cost more than two times its desktop equivalent.

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>>2501830
0/10 not fat enough. I can't fap to this.

>>2501830
>not working on your animation

Finish something once you've started it for a change.

>>2501918
Don't have room for a full sized tower, for one.
Or you're constantly on the move and you like to have some entertainment with you.
It's why I have one.
Admittedly it's just a high spec Sony Vaio, but still.

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There isn't a single pony who would ever want to have sax with you.

>>2501951
>putting your baby in the microwave
>2012

>>2501929

>Twilight is a groupie
>Dash treats her like a piece of meat
>Twilight doesn't care, she's just happy to be noticed

>>2501929
There are a lot of things about Dash that when pondered could cause a major boner.

* Firm athletic body
* Sexy tight flanks
* Beautiful eyes
* Wings

>>2501963
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g

>>2501935
>owning a gay men laptop
>not something small and light with a long battery life

>>2501963

I don't blame them. I wouldn't even have sax with myself.

>>2501703

How could Dash afford that on her part time minimum wage job?

>>2501963
Twist would want to fuck me.

>>2501963
>sax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fya-4TbURNc

>>2501830
other than the nose on pinkie this is pretty good for ross

>>2501971
>making a powerpoint presentation about why RD gives you boners

>>2501940
Or you just want to have a PC with you wherever you are that is capable of running anything more than a web browser and solitaire.

>>2501914
That... was actually really well done.
Like, holy shit that was really well done.
I'd play it.

>>2501827
>Rarity Level
>Table music starts playing

>>2501864
>you sit down and watch her eat
>her long, green, glowing tongue and sharp fangs mesmerize you
>you're stroking yourself under the table
>she doesn't mind
>she gets up and pats your head, her huge cock still wet with cum
>"Hey babe, I'm goin' out to DJ a party tonight. Wanna come with?"
>you're more than happy to
>you spend the whole night on your knees, cock down your throat while she plays her sick beats

>>2501963
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtMO-omeo5s

>>2501985
>government job
>minimum wage

>>2501959

her face looks like her eyes'll go black and she'll have a mouth full of needle-fangs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tjb14VoWjg

>>2502004
>Cleaning the skies
That's janitor tier.

>>2502004

I suspect her job is around that of a janitor.

>>2501978
Problem is "small and light" laptops with long battery life probably wouldn't even be able to run basic modern games smoothly.

>>2502010
Fuck you I'm watching this all right now
Nostalgia

>>2501993
>>making a powerpoint presentation about why RD gives you boners

Oh man, now I'm imagining some guy in a business suit giving a presentation on that.

>tfw L4D dream with Ponies

>>2502029
I'm imagining a brony in a fedora in front of a lecture hall of dudes with popped collars.

>>2501959
That looks more like an old video game.

>>2502012
>>2502011

>Janitor Mind

>>2501717
seriously though, is anyone else seeing what i'm seeing?

>>2502029
>Everybody in the room takes him seirously

>>2502013
Depends on the games. When you're on the go play something light and 2D. You don't need Cowadoody everywhere.

>>2501967
>implying the Element of Loyalty would ever let down her best mare

derpy is a very ugly pony

>>2502048
It's kind of old news man, we've already raged about that multiple times

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>>2502034
Was this pic accurate?

>>2501999

>she makes you wear a collar made of glow-sticks
>the DJ table is made of transparent plastic and the crowd can see everything

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>>2502060
I'll fuck you with a rake.

>>2501923
You know, I know you guys have been harping on it a lot, but I really love that whole setup down there. Heavy duty condom, silky, lacy lingerie, form fitting cock sheath, and a nice, tight ring to keep him on edge all day, all topped off with an adorable dress to keep it all out of sight. Maybe even fit him with a buttplug.

The only thing I could possibly think of to make it better would be if you had a perfectly matching set.

>>2501947
Not really. If you only use them for web browsing, mail or work, and need long battery life, you'd probably be better off with a netbook or something, but you wouldn't be able to run any modern games on that.

Battery life doesn't really matter, since I hardly ever use it when not near an electric outlet, and when I do use it, it's plugged in about 99% of the time.

>>2502020
Nigger, you better hold onto your ass.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J4LCXbUy6w

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I know there are a lot of mean people out there who say bad things about you Derpy.
Don't listen to them.
I love you.
You are like a daughter to me.

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someone draw human child scootaloo like this

>>2502064
>she drops the beat at the same time she cums
>the crowd goes wild as they watch your belly start to glow as it bloats full of her radioactive goop

>>2502029
That would be hillarious. Someone needs to do that now. And put it on youtube.

>>2502073

just two femboys, or are you subservient to a master?

>>2502013

Why are you wanting to play modern games on a laptop outside? Just play them when you get home.

>>2502040
>I'm imagining a brony in a fedora in front of a lecture hall of dudes with popped collars.

That is far less funny. You expect Fedora Bronies to be spazzes. If a respectable business man did it,and did it "straight" without any sense of humor, it would be funny.

>>2502029
Or better yet, a PP presentation listing the sexual pros and cons of each pony.

>>2502073
Maybe use a lace ribbon to tie a strong, but silent vibrator to the underside of his cock head

>>2502087
Fuck you I love her more.

>>2502092
>Child

>>2502052
>Implying I ever use it "on the go" (unless the living room table counts)

>>2502061
fair enough

it's fake, right?

inb4 no

>>2502092

>Pedophile
>Wants loli drawn with lots of curves

Does not compute

>>2502083
>nostalgia
>over pone
god dammit what have you fuckers done to me

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>>2502107
>mlpg

>>2502073
>head into town with Braeburn, your matching dresses hiding your cocks perfectly
>as you go from shop to shop you find ways to casually tease him, hearing him whimper as his erection throbs beneath his pretty clothes
>you both blush when stallions pay you compliments on how cute you look

>>2502116
You'll have to prove you are worthy if you want to date my daughter.
I ain't giving her away for just any horny horsefucker that comes around.

>>2502124
He's talking about a different thing. Some brony thing.

What you saw is fake though. Short film released some time ago. There's a website for it, even. Called "Megan is Missing".

>>2502064
>when you get home, she spoons you in bed and fucks you to sleep
>you use her giant tits as pillows
>she giggles and murmurs in your ear
>your head's spinning too much to figure out her words
>morning comes, you take your morning dose
>you go to the bathroom
Your hair is starting to turn green, glowing a bit.
Your nipples are sore, it looks like you're growing breasts.
You seem to have started growing a tail.
Your eyes seemed to have turned green.
Acid calls your name. She wants food and a quickie before she leaves.
You happily skip over to the kitchen to serve her.

>>2502140
neato

and now the obvious question: fucking why?

>>2502131
>Not reading all these threads in their voices

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>>2501767

i am going to sleep. if anyone does requests someone ask for panko pank flying in a pinky ponk

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what is the pone image that is you most nostalgia over
even if its just from when you started t pone
this isnt it i couldnt find mine

>>2502080

>If you only use them for web browsing, mail or work, and need long battery life
Thats exactly what I want in a laptop, portability.
If you have access to a powerpoint 99% of the time why not use a desktop instead of a laptop?

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Straight from /v/

HOW DOOO YOU DOOOO IIIITTTT
YOU MAKE WANNA LIIIVE AAAGAAAIIINNN

>>2502150
Because some people have fucked up ideas for short films.
Because some people think the only thing to making a horror flick is absolutely massive amounts of gore and torture porn.

>>2502041
You high or something? That is an actual screengrab from the webcam.

>>2502163

>fan of the fandom

>>2502141
Are we turning into a radioactive futa pony like her?

unf

>>2502131
>Comic Sans
Everything is ruined forever.

>>2502087
You would fuck your daughter?
Do continue.

>>2502172
There is no way that it's actually her.
Simply no way.

>that cutie mark crusading song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOY69M6-f5I

unf

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>>2502183

>>2502127
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2X7eMiPtVE

>>2502168
i dont feel like reading this so explain it to me in one sentence or less.

>>2502102
Well, really the idea of suckling at each other's aching cocks for what feels like hours, unable to find release thanks to the rings, but constantly on the edge is what really appeals to me. We don't need a master to do that.
But it might be nice to have one...

>>2502185
It's not. It's some italian porn actress.

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>>2502131
>do you even MLPG

>>2502179

you're turning into a lesser version of her.

>>2502198
B-words acting like /b/.

>>2502184
>You would fuck your daughter?

Of course not, you sick fuck!

>>2502141
>she wants you to stick your cock inside her stretchy radioactive urethra and cockfuck her

>>2502209
>anonymous is one person

>>2502168
>all they care about is the media she involved herself with
That happens a lot with fandoms.
Shit, if I had a nickel for every time I've heard that story of a person offing themselves then people crying about it on the internet because she happened to be involved in the fandom they associate themselves with I'd probably have a few dollars.

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>>2500951
here it is

man humans do not translate into ponies easily

and thanks, i feel a lot better now

>>2502229
>implying you get to penetrate her, and not the other way around

Just who the hell do you think is in charge, anon?

>>2502236
>Posts selected to show the majority opinion at the time

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>have to take a piss
>dont feel like getting up
>for a second i wished i was wearing diaper

YOU DID THIS TO ME MLPG

>>2502241
what's he saying? i don't speak moon

>>2502252
>implying

>>2502197
it is quite nice

>>2502229
>you cum into her cock, her cock bulging with your load
>she laughs before cumming herself, the force wrenching open your own urethra and pumping both your sperm and her significantly more viscous spunk down your dick

>>2502131
>/co/
;_;

>>2502229

>you
>penetrating her

you have to EARN that right.

>>2502254
You did that to yourself
>not taking the laptop into the bathroom with you
Comfortable and informative.

>>2502250
But you don't have a stretchy radioactive urethra, and she needs a good cocksounding.

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Upset pony is best pony

>>2502265
The PMV's were nice.
It's nice to go back and remember.
"This was before the fandom got out of hand."
"This is when the General joked that we would one day get almost as bad as the sonic fandom"

>>2502179
Yes. But as your transformation progresses, you become more dependent on her. Her cum, her cock, her everything...you feel starved and deprived mere minutes after your last fucking. You're always the most satisfied when you serve her. With your transformation and lust completely breaking your mind, you can't think properly anymore. Acid does all the thinking for you. And you don't mind that at all.
You get a pair of big, bouncing tits. Not quite as big as Acid's, but very, VERY sensitive to the touch. You turn green all over, even the whites of your eyes. Your face gradually morphs into that of a pony, and you grow a long, sticky-green tail.
However, your penis shrinks. It's a humiliating reminder that Acid wears the pants in the relationship, and you're the hopeless, addicted little bitch in heat who gets all hot and horny just hearing her name.

>>2502168
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/196880

drama dynamo is spinning, enjoy the outcome

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MLPG, tell me about your first kiss.

You have kissed someone before right?

>>2502269
>she then unloads her bladder into you
>tfw your bladder is full again, and now you have to go to the bathroom again

>>2502197
I hate youtube videos with varying sound volume, I was watching one with low sound, then I open that and now half the neighborhood is probably awake.

>>2502254
You say that like you wouldn't want a Princess Luna diaper. It could even be designed with her cutie marks on the sides so your butt could look a little like hers.

>>2502168

Internet tough guys never get old.

>>2502255
"abunai" which means "dangerous"

he says it a lot on the show, kind of like "woooaaahhh" when you just make a jump in a videogame

>>2502289
>>2502292
Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of MLPG.
>"This is when the General joked that we would one day get almost as bad as the sonic fandom"

>Hey didn't that kickstarter end today
>FUNDED!
>$322,022
That's it guys
It's been fun but I'm quitting humanity

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>>2502286
What kind of upset

>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinky_Ponk

The Pinky Ponk is an airship, speckled with many slowly-waving fins and several small propellers that can spin fast, plus a large propeller at the rear that always turns very gently. The characters often use it to travel around the forest, and during their journey are able to drink "Pinky Ponk juice" which is dispensed in "sippi cups."[12] As well as whirrings and clankings, and a sporadic honking sound from the "Ponk light" at the front, the Pinky Ponk makes flatulent noises.[14] Like the Ninky Nonk, the Pinky Ponk is of paradoxical size: exterior shots are chroma keyed model shots showing a model smaller than the main characters, while interior ones are produced on a set into which they can fit. It has two doors, one for the costumed characters and the other for the teeny tiny characters. One table has three seats (for the Tombliboos), another table has two seats (for Igglepiggle and Upsy Daisy), and the third has one seat (for Makka Pakka). The Pontipines take a table with 10 seats in the small room, and sometimes the Wottingers will take the table a level lower than the Pontipines. It was first featured in the episode "The Tombliboos' Waving Game."

>>2502300
>she realizes this saves her having to go to the bathroom and makes a mental note to remember this for long concerts

THIS THREAD WAS GOING TO BE PERFECT

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>>2502295

fuck you

>>2502295
She had horrible breath and insisted on makeouts.
And wanted to whip me with sticks covered in broken glass.
High school was interesting.

>>2502308
when he's playing something scary does he say 'kokoi!'

a pair of boobs on youtube have taught me some japanese

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxgDLxTtXL4

>>2502228
faggot and bonerkiller

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>>2502295

I'm saving my first kiss for Pinkie.

>>2502295
This is not horse

>>2502315
Fucking genius.

Why are watching ponies when we could be watching this?

>>2502333
yes... i meant kowai... my bad

>>2502295
Nope. Fuck petty love.
Oh god someone hold me

>>2502325
It's quite good so far.

>>2502295
dammit panka, I told you to keep it in /soc/

>>2502292

>she makes you wear a chastity belt because masturbation speeds the process up and she wants to fuck you at every stage of the transformation

>>2502295

2006. She didn't like me. I've never kissed a girl since then.

>>2502295
It was in front of her place, after I dropped her off.
She was talking about the movie we saw, I wasn't really paying attention.
I moved in, not sure what to expect. I could feel her bracers, I didn't mind, in fact I liked it.

>>2502295
My crush was having a BBQ party and I was invited.
We started drinking, but both of us was a bit too shy to act yet, so we were just having a good time and enjoying ourselves.
After a bit, we went inside for more drink and some food but the girlfriend of my crush pushed us away from the kitchen to the room of my crush, pushed us down on the bed with a smile, and said 'Do your jobs!' then closed the door.
We were staring each other in the eye for a good minute, and then kissed.
I couldn't actually believe that the first love of my life and I were just kissing.
My heart never beat so fast.
It's still the best moment in my life I can remember.

>>2502305
Yes, but these are bronies, they are crazy enough to actually do it.
They are fucking dangerous people.

>>2502295
My first kiss was from my mom when she gave birth to me.

>>2502315
OH MY GOD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQ6zmKq5u3E

>>2502313
All kind of upset is good for me.
The goal is for them to be upset so we can enjoy their upsetness.

>>2502315
>>2502344
See >>2502360
That's a full episode nigga.

>>2502300
>before you can relieve yourself she drags you to another show
>you try to hold it as best you can stuffed under her transparent DJ booth, her cock stuffed into your throat, but you can't hold back
>hot urine sprays out of your abused cock, mostly hers
>as soon as you start to finish up she unloads inside you, the sensation of her hot irradiated sperm filling you up pushing you over the edge
>the crowd goes wild as your cock lights up like a glowstick, her fluorescent seed sputtering out of your cock as the music throbs in your ears

>>2502315
>Pinky Ponk juice
unf

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>>2502092

Nothin' doin, kiddie foolin'... menace.

As punishment, you have to look at this instead