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>hope
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>some cry
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Would you feed panka an entire jar of pepperoncinis?
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The Princesses are awesome.
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>>2480910
Still you CLING to HOPE?
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>>2480679
Thunderlane squirmed uncomfortably, Rarity's small panties barely fitting around his waist, let alone his crotch. His long, black stallion cock hung out, stretching out the silky pink fabric. Rarity giggled, using her magic to make the panties snap against his rear. His cock jerked in response, a droplet of precum splattering onto the floor.
"Aww, is the pretty little filly getting excited from playing dress-up?" Trixie cooed, levitating one of Rarity's make-up kits. Thunderlane bit his bottom lip, his eyes lowering to the floor.
"Don't worry, sweetie," Rarity said, "We'll make you nice and pretty for when my stallion friends come over. Won't that be nice?"
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Season 3 had better have a Celestia episode.
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>>2480935
guilty gear is best fighter
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would you, um...i dunno, let me think...uhhh
would you go shopping for a new brand of toothpaste with a pony
do you think your favorite pony has sensitive teeth
do you think they prefer spearmint or peppermint
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>>2480938

It's beautiful
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>>2480918
The girl drinks hot sauce.
that may or may not become a vore fic in my head, fuck you brain.
I am sure she loves those little taste peppers.
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Right. Today, no matter what it takes, I'm going to finish these drawing requests.

Right after this nap. Then I'll probably have lunch, and another nap after that.

But then, solid drawing.
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>>2480929
Pretty gross. I'm more partial to the feel of a stingray. Like wet, slimy velvet. Strange and disconcerting but oddly enjoyable.
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>>2480936
always!
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>>2480938
oh boy my fetishes!

>trixie
>thunderlane


uhhh i will pass on this one.
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Hey Nasse did you ever get around to blood dragon ponies?
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>>2480951
Funny story; I tried hot sauce on a cupcake thanks to our girl panka.

Surprisingly not bad.
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>>2480938
what the fuck is thunderlane, is that an oc or something
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>>2480960
>thunderlane

What?

Fuck you, we can't be friends anymore, anon.
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Someone should post a pretty picture of Marker Pony for me.
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>>2480966
Dnd tonight?
can
can i play?
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>>2480935
From the thumbnail I thought the pink was a tongue.
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>>2480974
...

what
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>>2480966
infinite appreciate to the fellow who choose a sans serif font for the text
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MLPG, how do I get a boyfriend that likes ponies?

please respond
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>>2480938
Why don't you take you bullshit elsewhere.
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>>2480968
Do you even watch the show?
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>>2480955
I went with gross stuff because GG implied that she was gross.
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>>2480968
He's a background character from Hurricane Fluttershy. He was the first one to get sick, I think.
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>>2480944
Fluttershy, if you want me to go buy toothpaste with you all you have to do is ask.
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>>2480975
I don't know if DM is gonna run his quest (he said it's 50/50) but if he doesn't I'm gonna, and I have a few open slots.
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>>2480986
Why don't you, shithead?
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>>2480996
can i reserve please i always miss out
please
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>>2480955
Isn't she like an algae monster? She's growing weird tendrils out of her head and shoulders. That's how I got the impression anyway. I imagine she'd be soft but just slightly spongy.
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>>2480984
Are you a horse?
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>>2480984
Just look for the one wearing a fedora
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>>2480993
Actually I think it was implied that patient 0 was Blossomforth.
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>>2480984
Go to a pony convention, whip your dick/vagina out in the expo hall, and wave it around until a brony latches on.
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>>2481004

Yes
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>>2480986
Pffftahaha what.
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>>2480998
Oh shit, wasn't Aware the furfaggot brought his whitekights with.
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i have been away for a while. So is the brony commercial thing already finished? how the hell can you live with it
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>>2480974
this picture doesn't match gorgeous frame.
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>>2481003
>Gillou is soft and spongey
>perfect for hugs
>oozes bog slime if you do
>fuck
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>>2481012
Enjoy your boyfriend(s)
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>>2481008
Ah, my mistake. Haven't watched the episode since it aired, thanks for the correction.
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>>>/k/11876416

Please tell me this is one of you.
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>>2481000
Sure, if you'll be around in 8-9 hours.
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>>2481024
God, I fuckin' wish. Look at that spread...
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>>2481003
I don't think it was nailed down to algae monster specifically, but something along those lines yes.

>Gillou moves in
>you suggest that you share a shower, hoping that the overtones of sexytimes will keep her from figuring out that you want to clean her up
>she bloats up in the hot water, her flesh pressing up against the glass door of your shower
>you're both stuck in there
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>>2481032
FUCKING GIMP
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>>2480974
Should I feel bad for knowing where that is from?
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>>2481013
Was in response to this:
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2435190.html#p2438696
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>>2481024
Not me.
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>>2481024
>No horsecock
0/10
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>>2481024

Not I, still too nervous to buy a dildo.

;_;
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>>2481040
nah, I guess that this is from someone's DA
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>>2481042
And we all laughed.
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>>2481046
that's actually impressive
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>>2481053
There are two on the left.
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>>2481053
I'm pretty sure that's a horsecock on the left.
At least, its proportioned like one, it hard to see

Still though, >only one horsecock
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>>2481055
>that feel

I want to buy a fleshlight though, not a dildo
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>>2481053
Black. Just to the left on the leftmost monitor.
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>>2481021
>Gillou always prefers you finish inside or in her mouth, always hesitantly shying away from the idea of finishing on her
>One night in the heat of passion you forget and finish on her spongy skin
>She sneaks out later to wring herself out
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>>2481065
Oh wait, I missed the gigantic black one.
Where's the second?
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>>2481046
what did you have to do to get a shot of MS's bedroom, anon?
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>>2481072
Just to the left of that. It's flopped towards the camera. Mottled.

Tell me you wouldn't suck that.
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>>2481072
The brown and pink one on the far left.
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>>2481069

Wow that's pretty gay.
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>dildos
okay i just come back later, i don't blame you
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>>2481069
They're not bad, but having to clean them out afterwards is a pain. And they can't hold warmth worth shit, so you've gotta race to dry them off and get your dick in them after you run hot water through them before they cool off.
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>>2481042
Well okay that was quite funny. Kudos to RCH.
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>>2481071
Well that's... That's potential right there.

Going to keep a lid on it though. Wouldn't be cricket.
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>>2481071
>girl prefers it inside

I like her.
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Chattering on and on. Nothing ever getting accomplished. This is MLPG in general. Just hours of inane chatter.
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>>2481003
I'm still holding out for what she smells like from GG.

If it's just like mildew or something I could get used to it. But not if it's something horrible like rotting meat.
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>>2481107
my little pony general general?
my little pony general general.
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>>2481071
>Bathes in fragrant scented oils
>Comes back for wild sex
>Her whole body is lubed up
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>>2481071
>>2481021

Are we seriously making up sexual fanon about GG's bloody character?
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>>2481109
I would say something like the smell of dirt that has been sitting under a decomposing log.
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>>2481115
Mankind is doomed.
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>>2481107
its a dangerous place as well
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>>2481115
Seems that way.
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>>2481136
It was doomed since the start.
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>>2481109

I liked what we've established before, even if it doesn't make sense.

On the outside she smells like wet earth on a humid day, and on the inside, she smells like very strong coffee.
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>>2481092
Sometimes you just have to look at something and go. "How can I make this where someone will look at it, and laugh."
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>>2481115
I'll stop if you can point me to a better place to do it.

I already shit on MLPG enough with fetish bullshit, but at least that's pone related.
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test
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http://e621.net/post/show/219643/
welp.mov
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>>2481150
>wet earth on a humid day
I know that's not it, but if she smelled like petrichor I'd cuddle the fuck out of her.
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>>2481115
Up until now it's been macro anthro butt club, dragon dildos, anime rooms, and wolf nanaki fapfics

>>2481109
I haven't thought about it much but perhaps like parched earth just starting to become wet as a summer shower breaks through a dry day
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>>2480970
pls respond
pls
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>>2481160
Ok. That is what it is.

What does that have to do with my people?
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Okay. Just got HERE. Topic of the minute?
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>>2481170
That's right, hide your name in shame
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>>2481153

Here:
>>2481174
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>>2481165
>that smell has a word

Thank you, anon!
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>>2481186
Don't thank me, thank Doctor Who for telling me what it meant.
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>>2481165
I'd fuck the cuddle out of her.
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>>2481165
>>2481167
Like a sign from god.
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Would you cuddle sleepy pone?
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>>2481199
I'd let her fall asleep with her head on my chest
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>>2481199
All fucking night long


Holy fuck


I would cuddle her more than anything
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>>2481201
>not being a changeling
>not letting her fall asleep with her head on your chest which is now a biological pillow
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>>2481199
>rape
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so how do your like your husbando as he rams your ass senseless mlpg?

>moaner
>dirty talker
>stoic silence
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>>2481199
Would you cuddle Gillou if she told you she could be your sleepy pone for tonight?
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>>2481217
>not wanting to spoon her instead
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>>2481222
That was late.
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>>2481199

What is like to cuddle someone?
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>>2481217
>Changeling

Don't make me get my Bolter.
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>>2481237
salty milk bags
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>>2481227
>not becoming a living bodypillow for her
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>>2481225
I thought Gillou wasn't a pone.
But yes, I would. She is quite sexy.
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>>2481237
Never ending joy.
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>>2481237
Is Caramel a pony version of a sadfrog?
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Unts.Unts.Unts.
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>>2481224
>stoic silence

chatting while fucking is like talking with your mouth full while eating.
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>>2481251
redline pls go
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>>2481251
*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
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>>2481199
We would snuggle and fall into a restful nights sleep together.
Its such a relaxing sleep, the kind you never have a dream about.
The kind you never wake from.
Furnace Pony will never try to nuzzle at your hand, only to be shocked at how cold it is against her nose.
She will never begin to fret, nudging your hand again and again, hoping to rouse you from your sleep, her silent pleas turning more vocal before her emotions silence her again.
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>>2481224
I ask myself that too often. On one hand, knowing I could reduce him to nothing but heavy breathing and grunts of pleasure is boner educing on so many levels, but being able to hear him tell me what a good little slut I am does things to me you couldn't even imagine...
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>>2481247
He's a male Lyra. All he wants is a human to cuddle with.
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>>2481237
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>>2481243
>she tries to roleplay it, but is absolutely terrible
>"Oh gosh, I sure am so sleepy! I bet I could fall asleep right now! Also I have hooves?"
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>>2481242
>not becoming a living sleeping bag for her
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>>2481237

Didn't we tell you to fuck off with that hugbox garbage?
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>>2481281
"They already know you have hooves, you are a stupid horse!"
>'Actually they are ponies...'
>"Whatever."
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>>2481273

So do you guys think we'll get a beach episode in season 3?
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>>2481273
Every image with shota spike in it is forever improved by that one 'and little spike was never seen again' pic.
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>>2481305
Yeah, they'll make it a 2-parter with the mall episode. Rarity needing new shoes is going to be a great plot hook!
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>>2481267

Anon that's terrible

Why would you do that to me
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>>2481263

Oh god my boner
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>>2481322
all natural organic beats
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>>2481286
>she wraps your poofy arms and legs tightly around her
>you reform yourself so that you loosely cover her entire body except for her head, which sticks out of a pouch below your neck
>you even make a zipper for her
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>>2481330

Oh, I thought it was the sound of someone swallowing Braeburn's thick cum

Boner retracted
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>>2481332
oh god, sleepy pone in one of these style sleeping bags with her little face poking out would be so adorable
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>Dash will never fight Seth in a battle to the death while this music plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVwwxq5-6SY
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>>2481251
WUB WUB WUB SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2481341
>science will never make it possible for you to retract your boner
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>>2481345
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSEEEE PLS DRAW
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>>2481332
>you tried doing it without a zip the first time
>turns out you're a pretty heavy sleeper, and she was sort of 'stuck' in you till you woke up of your own accord
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>>2481315
Because.
I am sorry.
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>>2481345
Would the sleeping bag be a changeling? Could she wear its head like a little hood?
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>>2481346
The Main Six will never hang out while this music plays

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
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When is this stupid Pony fad going to die?

I put it at 2-3 years. Slowing winding down after the last episode. Which will be the 13th episode of S3.
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>>2481350

>Implying I can't do it with my imagination
>"Vooooooommmmp!"
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>>2481267

But anon, I don't want to die in my sleep.
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>>2481360
>Those 2 gifs
I could stare at them forever
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What happened to Changeling Girlfriend Quest?
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>>2481361
>changeling sleeping bag with little felt fangs that droop over your forehead

that's awesome
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>>2481365

About when furries die out
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>>2481365

Spoilers do they work?
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>>2481365
>fad
>living more than a month
take your conspiracy theories elsewheere
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>>2481365
when are you going to die?
when am i
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>>2481375
>tfw i feel like the only non furry pone artist
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>>2481371
I happened to it. Mwahahahaha! It died last night due to lack of participation. I was actually taking it seriously that night too.
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>>2481369
I fancy them myself
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>friend links me to mldoxy.tumblr.com
>raves about the artist
>tell him it's actually onta
>"naw man onta draws gay shit, this ain't gay"
>assure him that it's onta
>he tells me to prove it, "but don't show me any dicks"
>spend half an hour using photoshop to compare an onta image and a doxy image without comparing the way he draws foreskin or the shape and curves in his assholes
>friend calls me a fag and goes to bed
Well fuck you too ;_;
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>>2481374
>the changeling that feeds off her is the luckiest one in the world
>all it has to do is stay in bed and eat all day
>whenever it isn't in bed Sleepy Head is wearing it like a biological snuggie
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>>2481390
ur a fgt
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>>2481385
>ponies
>not furry
Maybe you are going to tell me Pokemon aren't furry as well?
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>>2481390
you should seduce that guy and fuck him
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Which pony uses one of these towels?
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YURI BOYKA, THE MOST COMPLETE FIGHTER IN THE WORLD
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>>2481394
I'd feed a sleeping bag changeling.
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>>2481365
Fandoms last a long time. It's actually amazing that this fandom has gotten so shit so quickly. It usually takes a while for them to reach critical mass. That could be an indication that we're going to burn out quickly, but I doubt it.
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>>2481400
Lyra
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>>2481400
Fluttershy and Rarity.
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All this talk of Changeling is getting dangerously close to Xeno territory.
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>>2481400
My dad used to wear one of those towels.
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>>2481398
yes
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>>2481403
But you don't love sleeping anywhere near as much as Sleepyhead does.
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>>2481410
go to dead, chip
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>>2481416
No, but I love other things about that more than she does.
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>>2481368

Is the spoiler code different now? Or is 4chanX just screwing up. I can't use spoilers.

[spoilers]GO GO [/spoilers]
GO GO
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>>2481386
I was there for that.
It was crushing.
I wanted to get to know her better, let her have a fun time before we had to part ways again.
She learns a little about us every time we meet, we learn a little about her as we go along.
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>>2481270
that's pretty sad

noone should be denied a hug
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>>2481406
This fandom is on turbo mode since ponies were an element of popculture. Actually, almost everyone who participates in media has a faint knowledge of their existence and that's a gay girly shit about horses. That's why it took off so quickly, it was very noticeable.
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>>2481410
Only thing keeping me from flipping the 'full heresy' switch is that I need sleep.

Especially with some of this.
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>>2481397
>RAPE IS HAPPENING
404 Sides Not Found
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so uh
how do i edge
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>>2481442
Jerk it
Then before you finish
Stop
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>>2481442
Masturbate till you're just about to cum, then stop and let yourself calm down. Do this repeatedly.
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>>2481424
Galo Sengen.
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>>2481442
fap until you're about to jizz, then stop fapping
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>>2481420
Explain.

>>2481427
All he wants is someone to hug and talk to. He thought that mare on Hearts and Hooves day was a dream come true, but she just dated him out of pity. He'd even let the human ride him around town if the human promised to be his friend.
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>>2481424
test
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>>2481449
>>2481448
>>2481454
Do I let my boner die?
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>>2481448
first things first

what do you mean by "jack"

how to
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>>2481442
Exercise your pelvic muscles.
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>>2481433
Relax. We are talking about cute stuff, not fetishes.
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>>2481442
fap freely
when you feel like you're going to cum, stop fapping
start again when no longer in your jizz-threshold
overdo it and you'll have a really shitty orgasm though

I find it's easier with music and a bit of prostate stimulation
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>>2481457
>implying I'd ever be friends with a pony that lost the grass seeds
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>>2481463

That's up to you. It's easier to slip up if you don't let it die.
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>>2481419
I will go to bed! And I'll take my picture of my nemesis with me!
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Guys, check out this S3 preview
/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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>>2481470
not cool man
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>>2481463

Nah, try and keep it about half mast.
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>>2481478

This one is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4k_Ya4n6w
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>>2481473
I said dead
die for your emperor right now
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>>2481452
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Stop discussing your masturbation habits. Unless you're girls, it's gross. I don't want to hear about that.
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>>2481468
>>2481472
How long should I do it for?
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>>2481470
He was so busy trying to make friends that he lost the seeds. Not even the donkeys in town like him, won't you give him a shot?
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Would you fuck a loli?
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>>2481490

I don't want to think about you greasy nerds jerking your dicks.
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>Edging talk.
>tfw can stop hardest piss midstream.
>Can start it back up only to stop it again.
>tfw you never learned you could do this till MLPG talked bout it.
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>>2481487
But then how will I defeat my nemesis? I mean, if I die then how will I pur-

Wait a second. Are you trying to cheat me again?
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>>2481493

Preferebly as long as possible.
Makes the end better.
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>>2481493
an hour, minimum.
I've done it for about four once, but that was years ago when I didn't have MLPG
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>>2481493
As long as you can possibly stand it then keep going a little longer
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>>2481502
But I can do that without ever edging before.
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>>2481502
kegels feel good, man
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>>2481490
>HETERONORMATIVITY
>CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE
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>>2481356
>she didn't mind
>she just ate a bedtime snack that she keeps under her hat and went back to sleep
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>>2481517
hahaha it never stops being funny

>i have a dick and a pussy therefore NO ONE ELSE GETS TO BE HAPPY!
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>>2481502
>unicorn
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>>2481490
>>2481517

Even if you're pretty girls, don't talk about that. Just talk about ponies.
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>>2481503
No, space marine. I give you my word, I swear it on the throne of the Emperor that I am not trying to cheat you.
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>>2481530
>infinite loop
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>>2481356
>tfw you wouldn't mind being stuck inside changeling sleeping bag
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>>2481533
So how do I get my pony to egde, MLPG?

Do I wait until its pony cock gets soft before jacking it again, or not?
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>>2481530
>purple ponies
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>>2481540
STOP THAT!
....I SAID STOP THAT!
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>>2481534
No, no, no. None of this adds up at all. You're a Changeling, aren't you?
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>>2481538
>Thread is getting dangerously pissy.
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>>2481547
I still like you better when you post Trixie.

I don't like you regardless, but at least then you're posting a pony image.
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>>2481540
>>2481547
But he's talking about ponies...
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>>2481517
God I fucking love those words
Calling a friend a heteronormatively-biased cisgendered antihumanist was actually very satisfying.
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>>2481550
>you will never turn the table on the unicorn that gave you a neverending stream of urine
>you will never pissfuck her
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>>2481555
But I'm not trixiespammer
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>>2481457
>tfw you're in the same position as him, just swapped around

i really want a hug
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>>2481549
You don't trust your fellow brother? Is the stress getting to you, marine? Carrying out the emperor's will is a job fit only for the strongest, you know.
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what non-masturbatory, pony-related thing would you be doing right now if you weren't masturbating
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>>2481579
probably bowling
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>>2481539
>the changeling living with you is asleep
>you just press your arms and legs into his sides while he instinctively reforms around you
>stumble blindly through the house looking like the monster from some hold horror film
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>>2481579
Watching GtBO
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>>2481579
Purging the land of Changeling Xeno filth.
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>>2481579
Listening to vinyls
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>>2481566
>you will never spend all day in a public restroom, silently draining every stallion and mare that comes by with magic before they even get a chance to walk into a stall
>you will never start to feel empty whenever your bladder isn't full to bursting
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>>2481585
TEN OUT OF FUCKING TEN
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>>2481549
Maybe I can be your nemesis for tonight...
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>>2481585
oh wow, is this legit?
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>>2481585
fuck my sides
is that for real?
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>>2481549
Why are you doing this? We were having a cute changeling conversation before you put your name back on.
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>>2481584
>pony-related

PONY BOWLING
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>>2481585
>Gay Pride
>Brony shirt
>>
http://www.t-shirts.com/
http://www.t-shirts.com/
http://www.t-shirts.com/
http://www.t-shirts.com/
http://www.t-shirts.com/
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>>2481585
What.
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>>2481585
Let it be known that the courts cannot locate their shit.
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>>2481595
No! I only have one nemesis! I wouldn't ever dream of hunting down and killing another!
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>>2481585
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>>2481579
>implying I'm masturbating
Probably Ponycraft
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>>2481585
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>>2481611
Oh fuck
Oh my god
oh my god
oh my god
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So sound off, MLPG.

How many of you in here AREN'T full-time hetero? Be it bi, gay, or what have you.
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>>2481593
>the cold air makes you shiver during your long walk home
>you see a goo pony huddled up on the side of the rode, doing its best not to freeze to death
>an idea occurs to you
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>>2481579
drawing ponies
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>>2481611
YES
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>>2481610

YES THAT IS THE JOKE

THANK YOU FOR HELPING EVERYONE OUT
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...so how about them horses, /co/? Which horse would discover a secret conspiracy plaguing the kingdom first?
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>>2481611
IT'S LEGIT
IT'S FUCKING LEGIT
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>>2481622
hoppop pls
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>>2481601
You wouldn't have cute Changeling Girlfriend if it wasn't for me!

And I'm not bugging (pun not intended) your little Changeling sleeping bag stuff.
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>>2481585
Oh man it's real.
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>>2481626
I don't know what I am anymore. I just penis things now, and I blame MLPG.
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>>2481626

4 on the Kinsey scale.

So bisexual with a male preference.
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>>2481633
The CMC. They nose around too much and no one believe them.
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>>2481626
I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT.

No really.
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>>2481585

*Snrk
Since when was the dude gay though?
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>>2481585
And to think I almost went to bed
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>>2481644
>kinsey

cis scum
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>>2481585
>>2481585
>>2481585
>tshirts.com

IT'S REAL
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>>2481633
Fluttershy. But she wouldn't be able to tell anyone.
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>>2481638
Wait, who the fuck are you?
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>>2481586
>forget that he doesn't 'normally' have that little neck hole you usually peek out of
>can't see shit
>have to just lay somewhere until he wakes up so you don't bang into anything
>kinda need to use the restroom
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>>2481626
I'm bi for marshmallow horses
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>>2481654
hold on let me break out the tri-axis sexual preference chart
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>>2481626
I'm only gay for dicks, probably a 1 or 2 on the Kinsey scale
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>The gay pride movement latches onto the Brony movement.
>Bronycon suddenly has a 500% increase in attendance.
>Becomes the next Child's Play.
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>>2481626
I'd be Bi if I didn't have a girlfriend, and I'd quite like to suck a dick. That counts I guess
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>>2481657
He's a Space Marine. He keeps the early morning threads free of xeno scum.
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>>2481627
haha I can't believe you remember that

>you will never take her home and tell her that you'll give her a place to stay
>you will never lay down on your bed, beckoning the goo pony over to you
>you will never shudder as she gulps your cock into her 'mouth'
>you will never arch your back as your urethra stretches wide, her 'tongue' pressing into you until she reaches her new home
>you will never tremble as she slowly shrinks and your bladder fills, the goo pony going home for the first time in a long while
>you will never clutch your lower abdomen once she's inside, the feeling of delicious fullness punctuated by her wiggling as she makes herself comfortable
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>>2481626
Straight for humans, bi for ponies.
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>>2481657
I'm Chip. The Space Marine who was purging Xeno Filth when one female Changeling who was a servant for Chrysalis and also a pacifist became enamored with me. I simply wanted to use her to learn the weaknesses of the Changelings but others decided to make it a Cute Changeling Girlfriend quest. In the end the writer still always included me in the story. That night was fun.
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>>2481585
This is glorious
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>>2481667
Just being in a M/F relationship doesn't automatically make you straight, no way.

You should have your girlfriend get a realistic strap-on, then go down on her.
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>>2481671
His work is unfinished, there is the night threads to brave.
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>>2481626
I went gay for Rainbow Dash on day one
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>>2481671
So some random fucktard that put up a name for no reason? That faggot could do that without a name. Last time I check, posting random shit does not count as contributing.
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>>2481690
>%100
wut
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>>2481688
I have. I quite enjoyed it, and for obvious reasons I didn't want to stay down there too long.
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>>2481688
unf
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>That feel when goofags have the worst fetish out of MLPG
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>>2481678
I could have sworn we were a female in this one.
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>>2481690
I would have been on a lot earlier but I went to see Prometheus tonight with friends. Good movie. You should see it.
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>>2481621
>>2481617
>>2481610
>>2481594
You guys should go swimming more.

Trolls been counter effective all day...
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>>2481697
He contributes to my and others' hapiness.
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>>2481705
>goofags
>worse than fluttershy eating shit out of a diaper
nigga you srs
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>>2481626
Bi, I guess. Definitely more interested in women, but there have been a few pics/ideas involving men that've been hot, and I'm not closed to pursuing that direction.
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>>2481678
Oh dear god.

How had I not heard this before.
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>>2481681
>I post in the quests.
>The writer includes me in the resulting story.
>I am the post important poster in this story.
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>>2481712
That isn't contributing. Thats just regular chatting.
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>>2481708
I figured we were male since someone else mentioned pissfucking the unicorn, who was established pretty early on as female.
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>>2481652
>just noticed that Superman and The Dude are symbols of gayness now
What the hell are those faggots up to? This is too far.
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>>2481715

I said MLPG you fuck
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>>2481697
It's okay. I post as Anonymous quite a bit actually. I try keeping my name usage to when it applies to the situation. I suggest calmly unhurting your butt and ignore me because as long as my name and shenanigans make some Anons happy and laughing I will keep doing it. You can keep being grumpy and unfun.
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>>2481726
Okay
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>>2481705
>That
>Worse than the soundfags
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>>2481681
>I am some faggot that questing with the writer that I quest
>Therefore, I get a name and the writer

You are the faggot that shitting this thing up.
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>>2481709
I found it really predictable. They really drew out the scene where the robot guy spikes the other guy's drink. The whole story was actually pretty simple. Not saying it wasn't good, it was great, it just needed more 2deep4me.
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>>2481727
I thought the perspective changed to the unicorn in the response. It doesn't really matter though because I need to sleep.
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Bonus for anyone paying attention to Lyraquest: an alternate scene if Anon had been more receptive to the anthrophile masseuse's advances.

http://pastebin.com/BWztXa7k

How does it feel to cheat a cheater?
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Would you a tribal pone?
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>>2481721
The butthurt is strong in you. Why don't you just ignore it if you don't like it?
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>>2481708
>>2481727
Fellas, fellas.

You have a urethra either way. Gender doesn't matter to a chilly goo pony. They just want to flow up inside you and get comfortable.

Just because you don't have one thing or another downstairs doesn't mean you can't spend the rest of your life feeling nice and full.
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>>2481690
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>>2481626
I sometimes forget that everyone isn't bi
Some of my absolute favorite wank material pretty much requires some degree of bisexuality. I don't know what my penis would do without Corruption of Champions.
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>>2481751
Fuck off.
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>>2481719
Nostrilfucking got brought up and I played along with a silly post about triple-teaming a mare, one in each nostril and one in her mouth. Someone else brought up how physically infeasible that was and then somehow goo ponies got involved.

I was in a silly mood, so I posted about being host to a ton of goo ponies, each of them filling a different random orifice.

At least I think that's what got us here...
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>>2481752
What is her cutie mark supposed to be?
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>>2481752
but that isn't zecora!
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>>2481751
>that pic
SOH DEEP
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>>2481705
I don't feel it.
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>>2481754
>ignore
Yeah, because letting random people becoming namefag without contributing is a the way things handle here.

Go die in the fire.
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>>2481700
That's actually quite hot.

Skype?
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>>2481705
It is definitely not the worst fetish I've seen here.
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>>2481763
I think a nugget of gold.
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>>2481736
You keep doing it wrong and that is horrible.
You came off on the wrong foot, and instead of going 'My bad" and starting again on a better footing you went "No, you are wrong, look at me be goodm look at me, hey stop, look at me, why are you getting mad at me, look at me I am doing things!
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>>2481762
Silly or not, that idea makes me excite.

Sorry if I misappropriate it, but it's happening.
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>>2481765
I don't get wtf is going on in it either but I already posted the one where she has a gun to her head.
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>>2481782
Fuck off, we're just having fun.
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>>2481736
Faggots like you that tries to justified their namefaggorty are not welcome here without hostility.
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>>2481730
>implying Supes ain't the gayest thing fiction has produced
I agree though the Dude part was too far.
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>try to edge
>suddenly semen everywhere
fuck edging that was stupid
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>>2481751
Skimmed through quick, looks pretty fucking good. I am too tired to fap right now, but I know what I'm doing when I wake up.
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>>2481784
Go nuts! If I didn't want people to play with the idea I wouldn't have posted it in the first place. Referring to it at all is already a pretty good compliment.
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>>2481797
i know right

it's so hard

no pun
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Now that everyone seems to be arguing about fetishes...

What's your most prominent fetish, MLPG?
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>>2481792
>Fun
Sone you are in the wrong neighborhood.
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>>2481797
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>>2481805
Tick Tits.
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>>2481792
And you can have >fun without the namefag. Do it Anonymously.
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>>2481782
But I'm not telling you to pay attention to me. I'm telling you to ignore me so I can continue bringing happiness to those that do enjoy it. You keep giving me attention by pointing at me and saying "No! You have a name and I haven't seen you do anything! That instantly makes you a bad person and all you want is attention! You have to be anonymous because I don't like seeing someone with a name!"

What I'm trying to understand is why it matters to you guys so much? Could you explain to me?
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>>2481797
Fuck you, you're stupid. You messed it up and you're to blame. If you can't even keep yourself from orgasming, what will girls say?
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>>2481700
>and for obvious reasons I didn't want to stay down there too long.
Explain.
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>>2481806
>Sone
ARGUMENT INVALIDATED
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>>2481805
I feel I've seen this pic/post combination before. Are you compiling these or something?
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>>2481805
sexual fluids
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>>2481805
Other than ponies?

Pleasing someone so deeply that their rational mind shuts down and all they can feel anymore is orgasm. And getting pleased just as much in return.

Also gallons of cum and hyper bullshit.
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>>2481805
Ponies wearing any kind of human clothing
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>>2481756
This is very true.
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>>2481805
hyper
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>>2481805
I move between cum inflation and large insertion, and corruption and rape, and sometimes vore/unbirthing

I am not very decisive
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>>2481805
Orgasm denial
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>>2481805
I'd say inflation but that's too generic. I find the whole fetish interesting, but I can only really get off to stuffing and a bit of weight gain.
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>>2481805
Futa or femdom probably.
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>>2481808
>>2481815
i
i didnt even notice
it just
happened
its never done that before
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>>2481833
we are the best niggas and we didn't even know it
tell me, what should we do now that we are best niggas forever
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>>2481804
what was that...?
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>>2481805
encasement
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>>2481805
/e/ related stuff
Pic related, the only stuff that gets me off
My fetishes are pretty fucking vanilla
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>>2481805
Rollercoasters
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>>2481843
HE SAID NO PUN
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>>2481843
nothing punny here, smith.
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>>2481805
pony-related: pretty pretty mares that are actually trans and have cute, erect cocks.

non-pony: teasing against the back of the neck or ears, like with soft petting and nibbling.
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>>2481814
Because its cheapen the name and trip usage in this general. They are earned, not use in such a retarded matter like you have. Hell, some namefag and tripfag post anon when they are not contribute and then post up their name/trip when needed. I rather not spawn more useless namefag that don't contribute, so ignoring the problem isn't a good solution.

Use it right or don't use it at all.
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>>2481840
You went too far
That was the shitty orgasm I was talking about. Try again another time, but be more careful
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>>2481841
Shit, I cant decide
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>>2481840
I... Wait, what?
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>>2481751
There's no way doing that WOULDN'T have come back to bite us.
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>>2481848
tell penis more
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>>2481843
leave him alone smith.
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>>2481852
>slippery slope
Chip's probably too nice to say it, but go fuck yourself.
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>>2481814
Not the anon you're arguing with, but a big part of what makes 4chan the site that it is is the widespread anonymous posting. Without a sense of coherent identity the merits of the post stand out instead of the merits of the poster. Taking up a name in a place where no one has names inherently draws attention to you and should only be done if you have some reason to make sure that people know you're the same guy behind a series of posts.

But whatever man. Just don't get everyone all HERESY HERESY EMPRAH XENO PURGE tonight please.
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>>2481814
Hey brother, I did not tell you that you had to stop bringing joy to those who enjoy it.
If you write, and the followers you have enjoy it, you do not have to have a name for them to follow. They know your signature no matter what you do.

You don't have to defend yourself on everry post asking you why you have or had a name, or even a trip.
I run with a trip and on occasion I push my luck with it and don't contribute with it.
Do I continue using it if I get called out for it?
No, I usually drop it and apologize.
You have to be polite.
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>>2481805

Fatties
Fuck off I'm not Ross
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>>2481866
And you are defending a useless namefag.

Why won't you fuck yourself?
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>>2481871
fuck off ross
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>>2481871
not ross pls stay
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>>2481876
Because everything was fine until you came along.
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>>2481805
Older women.
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>>2481860
>board rollercoaster
>bar comes down
>crushes penis
>gets hard
>oh shit nigga
>go 100mph
>the gforce on my dick
>incredible
>I cum rivers
>splashes into my face
>ponies in the cartridges behind
>all ages, genders, shapes
>covered
>arrested
>sent to prison
>open the door
>get on the floor
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>>2481871
Ross has given fatties a bad name around these parts.

Don't forget that our beloved Gillou is also pretty fat.
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>>2481871
you meant chubby, didn't you?
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>>2481883
Thats a retarded reason trying to back up a namefag.
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>>2481888
How do you pronounce Gillou?
Is it "GEE-yoo"?
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>>2481805
Mind control, any sort of mind fuckery.
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>>2481888
but gillou's cute though
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>>2481805
Pissing.
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>>2481897
Say the letters G U.
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>>2481805

Feet/hooves/paws

It's my most basic one yet my biggest one. I can contain it if I just see like someone wearing flip-flops and I can only see the top of their foot, but if I see the soles of someone with sexy feet, I WILL boner up. Every time, no matter where I'm at. I also can't stop staring. I'm addicted.

And may god help me if they're a little bit dirty. If they're a little bit dirty, I'll try to snap a picture or I'll go masturbate or something.
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>>2481889

Sadly no, I even get off to the real thing.
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>>2481894
Actually, no it isn't. In fact, the all the attentionwhoring stigma that comes with a name is on you. Literally no one cared enough to start a huge fucking shitfit except you.
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>>2481533
what kind of a reaction is that

seriously this time. i'm not sure what he's trying to convey there
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>>2481805
Cuddling and Vanilla relationship.
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>>2481899
All the best fat fetishists draw cute. This is why Ross is not a good fat fetishist.
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>>2481805
I don't really know. I just know i don't like vanilla.
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>>2481899
Gillou is sexy as fuck.
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HEY MLPG
DUBS DECIDE
WHO IS THIS PONY
AND
WHAT IS THIS PONY DOING
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>>2481916
its pinkie pie
shes looking for candy
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>>2481908
And yet, you are still defending a namefag that don't contribute anything at all and willing to let such way into the General.
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>>2481610
>Brony shirt

Rainbow Dash shirt. The LGBT adopted her

(because she's gay)
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>>2481916
/r9k/
Nobody
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>>2481916
PONY PONYSON
ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW
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>>2481916
Cteno having sex with all the main cast
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>>2481805
Vore...
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>>2481916
>a little tubby

Please be Mrs.Cake
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>>2481926
I don't even wha-
oh
you sly motherfucker
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>>2481916
rainbow dash looking for sex
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>>2481916
Pinkie Pie standing on her hind legs pissing.
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>>2481903
Realtalk, I can't relate to this AT ALL but I fucking love that people like you exist. Just the fact that sexuality and fetishes can be so incredibly diverse that you could potentially be arousing someone just by going about your daily business is so fascinating. Humans are amazing.

SEXUALITY GUYS, IT'S NEAT.
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>>2481922
I'm seriously under the impression that you're trolling now. I'm a fucking idiot for not having seen it sooner.
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>>2481805
tie between dependency and macro/micro
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>>2481936

Twilight pls stay
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>>2481805
Mind control/break / corruption / power play in general
which makes it all the more hilarious I can't write it for shit
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>tfw can't decide between drawing and Simpsons
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>>2481939
>I don't like where this is going so he must be trolling
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>>2481916
where are that's both forelegs?
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Fuck it. I'm using the name so you know it's me. I was trying to respond to you each individually but it was taking too long.

Thanks to the Anon trying to defend me and our fun. Their opinions are different than ours though and that's fine.

Sorry for trampling over your traditions and what not. It seems you think I'm "insulting" the artists with names by having one and it somehow "cheapens" their significance. This seems strange to me since the people with names don't seem to care about it at all and the only one's who complain about it are Anons.
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>>2481950
Draw something Simpson related if you have the energy for it.
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>>2481955
what do you do?
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>>2481952
Trying too hard, sorry.
Hell, for all I know, you might be Chip and the original guy left a while back.
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>>2481950

Whatever you choose Stram it.
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>>2481933
welp
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>>2481955

He's just sore because the only thing separating us and /b/read is the lack of name/tripfags.

I will ask nicely if you could remove the trip when it isn't needed only because of that fact and the fact that it might spark others to adopt trips/names, but I won't be too upset if you don't.
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evening MLPG, how goes it?
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>>2481968
this
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>>2481968
But my computer can barely handle streaming drawing, not videos.
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>>2481970
> the only thing separating us and /b/read is the lack of name/tripfags.
They don't even fucking like ponies
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>>2481972
that horse is so sexy
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>>2481972

My boner was very excited today. We got to talk about fetishes.

I very much enjoyed the Braeburn talk a while back, it's a shame Braeburn is too normal to last.
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>>2481972
>evening
>not morning
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>>2481961
>LE ANON IS LE LEGION
>R U CONTRIBUTOR? XDD

Please go. I don't even really like Chip but I want you to go.
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>>2481970
The way you guys are playing, its not even pony related, with namefagging for insulting..
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>>2481899
>you will never take Gillou to a secluded pond near a waterfall
>you will never splash and play in the water until you both get tired
>you will never relax by the shore as Gillou sits underneath the waterfall
>you will never watch as she smiles, eyes closed, enjoying the feeling of water rushing over her
>you will never be unable to look away as the falling water begins to push her bikini top down, her dark areola clearly visible
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>>2481972
its 7 in the morning you fucking ignorant cunt
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>>2481976
Wheras this thread is full of pony discussion, isn't it?
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>>2481945
>you will never have Twilight as your girlfriend, after she was immediately attracted to you simply because of your bizarre fetishes, solely because she found you scientifically interesting.
>You will never have Twilight masturbate you with her unicorn magic as she asks you prying, in-depth questions about your deepest fetish desires, only to gauge your responses and levels of arousal.
>"So, what if I show you the bottoms of my hooves, like this? What does that do? And what if it's just a peek, like this, and I rub them against you a bit, and-- Oh, oh my goodness."
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>>2481976

Look at us. Take a fucking step back and look.

We've done nothing but talk about fetishes and complain about Chip for an entire thread.

Just accept it already. I don't like it, but it is.
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>>2481970
>the only thing separating us and /b/read is the lack of name/tripfags

not quite, anon
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Hey Chip.
One on one.
Bro to bro,
Tripfag to Namefag.
Swatting the hornets nest with your dick does not help out matters when you are promising negotiations with said nest.
Sometimes the best thing to do it to drop the name, back off and post as Anon for awhile.
Yes, even for the RP shit you want to post in.
Contrary to popular belief, the general frowns on RP.
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>>2481985
>>2481981
fuck off i live in cali and iv had too much to drink. i can barely read hat im typoijng. just wondering how the thread is goin.
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>>2481970
But I have been doing that. I've actually posted quite a bit tonight between using the name. I thought I was keeping the name usage to a minimum by only using it when it applied to that situation. It's also the reason I didn't use it while chatting with them about it. I understand they don't want the thread over run with names but I don't really see that as being too big of a problem to be honest. If it was going to happen it would have already.
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>>2481936
If you want another story, I'm this guy up here
>>2481898
I mess about with hypnosis a bit as a result of it. The other day a friend started swinging something back and forth at the end of a lanyard while we were talking. Fuckin' captivated me for a second before I snapped out of it because THIS IS NOT THE TIME. I don't boner easily, but I did flush a bit at the thought that I'm at the stage where someone who knew what they were doing and that I trusted might be able to put me under just like that, if I ever start exercising that kink with another person.
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>>2481986
>hiatus

We still like ponies. When the episodes were airing, the /b/read was just doing their same old shit.
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>>2481991

Oh gosh, thank you anon.
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>>2481976
>implying

The /b/read is 24/7 of

>HI
>HELLO
>BYE
>GOOD MORNING
>HI
>IM OUT
>HEY
>HI
>BYE GUYS
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>>2481986
>>2481992
It's hamburger time and we didn't have anything to discuss for weeks.
We discuss ponies when it airs again, while /b/ NEVER discusses ponies.
Ever.
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>>2481972

Threads have been almost perpetual bitching for the past few days.
Season three can't come soon enough.
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>>2481979
she is rather cute. i will admit.
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>>2481992
>We've done nothing but talk about fetishes

i'm a friend to our newfags, but come on, anon. the fetish kids are a staple of our night threads. they're not always there, but they've always been there

>Just accept it already. I don't like it, but it is.

go back to wherever the fuck you came from
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>>2481955
>This seems strange to me since the people with names don't seem to care about it at all and the only one's who complain about it are Anons.

Because most of them have the decency to remove most of the time when they are not contributing anything. If you are using it for the heck of it, or worst, roleplaying, then it create a bad atmosphere. Just play WITHOUT your name on.
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>>2481805
Bondage and femdom
I don't have a somewhat big number of fetishes and only a few...let's say more "exotic" ones but those two combined will always get a boner from me
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>>2482008
And these aren't?
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>>2482009

Do you really believe that? They discussed it just as much as we did on episode day.

They also ignored the show just as much as we did between episodes.
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>>2481991
Oh my boner.
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>>2482008
Meant to quote >>2481970

>>2482020
No they aren't.

All those cunts do is circlejerk with names and avatars.

MLPG discusses pony the most out of the entire fucking fandom during episode days
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>>2482011
she's the cutest little thing in the skies
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>>2482022
That's not true
Many have gone to /b/ threads on episode days and no show discussion at all.
They even said that they didn't even watched the new episode after a day or so.
They tuned for the finale that's true but most of the time they don't even watch the show or care.
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>>2482009
Oh my god, how fucking new are you?
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>>2482022
No they don't.
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>>2481972
>pony tail
RAINBOW DASH I HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HER I WANT TO LIVE IN A TEAPOT WITH HER!
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>>2482031
She has a huge chin
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>>2482013

I've been here for a year and a month now, and I know that's nothing, and I know that means I was a summerfag, but don't just say >lolgb2ponychan/reddit//b/read just because you don't like something.
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stop responding to the trolls. remain chill. post ponies
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>>2482033
Nice rebuttal.
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>>2482015
How does it create a "bad atmosphere"? What is your definition on that? I'm just curious is all. And the first part of your post doesn't really address what you were quoting. It doesn't matter what they do, they haven't complained about me. Like I said, the only ones to complain about it have been Anons.
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>>2482047
Speaking of posting ponies, someone should post a picture of Marker Pony for me.
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>>2482047
Would you seriously drink pony semen?
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>>2482050
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>>2482040
i'm sorry i didn't realize you were a troll initially. i think it's you and at least one other person. consider this our last correspondence!
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>>2482047
Only if you fucking update that tumblr
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>>2481933
Anything I should change?
More/Less kink?
Gotta work on the legs, and face shape, anything else?
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>>2482059

>hurrdurr you're a troll because I don't like what you're saying

Good riddance.
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>>2482056
I would if it came from Rarity.
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>>2482051
analest pony
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>>2482063
Her potbelly is perfect. Very on model.
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>>2482056
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>>2482063
dripping wet mare cunt
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>>2482063
Signs of abuse
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>>2481995

>Swatting the hornets nest with your dick does not help out matters when you are promising negotiations with said nest.
In the case of Ross he keeps swatting and can't understand why he keeps getting stung.
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>>2482071
Is that mayo?
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>>2482063

Socks.
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>>2482054
this is all i could get off of a google image search. i never keep pictures on me because >work

i would really like to get into one of those cloud services, but they're all really slow
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>>2482079
More like the hornet venom coursing through his dick is the only thing that gets him hard.
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>>2482085
can i get the normal set of pictures because
u
n
f
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>>2482063
All of those >>2482074 >>2482078 >>2482087
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>>2482088
...and i forgot the image. great
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>>2482063
She has quite a round belly doesn't she. Draw some food scraps and give her a hay shake.
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>>2482052
It implies that the general could just let anyone in and namefag the shit out of it. Last time I check, this is an anonymous imageboard, not a fucking forum. /b/read is the worst case scenario and I rather not see this goes down that road.

If you really want to RP a space marine here, they do it without the namefaggorty. Hell, there are people here that contribute more then you ever have and NEVER have a namefag on.
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>>2482097
this
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Rose, you here? I have some notes regarding latest sketch with celestia, thought, you might be interested in feedback.
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>>2482104

am agreement
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>>2482099
Whoah, trippy
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As a compulsive lurker, occasionally posting, I have to say that even if /b/ discussed ponies to the same extent MLPG does, I'd much rather have these threads where I don't have to namefag just to participate in conversation.
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>>2481984
>she will never moan in pleasure, as the warmth of your piss soaks into her spony body
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>>2482063
These
>>2482097
>>2482074
>>2482078
>>2482087
>>2482104
>>2482109
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>>2482108
rose is always here
but i am not her
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>>2482054
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>>2482112
shut up faglord
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>>2482112
even if whatever, i'd rather have the general. you guys are pretty great.
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>>2482016
Exotic ones? Do tell.
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>>2482101
IS IT COOL WITH YOU IF I RP A GUY WHO REALLY WANTS TO HANG OUT WITH DAFTY?!
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what are you guys listening to
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>>2482056
Maybe if it was from a female futa pony. Otherwise, no.
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>>2482119
>Marker pony during hiatus

Are hiatuses the same to her as periods? Does she get pissy and moody?
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>>2482129
[RossRossRoss]
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>>2482129
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
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>>2482129
Uh, this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePSuh5ZcB1Y
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Just gonna repost something for a sec

MLPG I just want to say that I love you sexually. You've driven me to so many boners and subsequent orgasms that I'd be an emptier person without you.

Celestia's gas, Rainbow Dash's sweaty belly, dominatrix Rarity, Derpy's wings, sucking off Soarin', getting high and having sex with Fluttershy, getting fucked by futa Luna, Zecora using a herbal brew to keep you cumming buckets while she bathes in it, taking ecstasy and fucking Scratch so hard her nose bleeds, casually carrying on a conversation with Pinkie while she energetically bounces on your dick, wearing Scoots as a cocksock, maid Spike being ordered to suck you off, AJ's fucking glorious ass, Chrysalis turning you into a fucktoy, having a nice, sensual sex session with Twilight, Club Acid, Braeburn's sweaty balls, Samantha and Gilda rubbing their sweaty crotches in your face while you're trying to complete your sets, and so much more.

You're everything to my dick. I can safely say that I wouldn't have the urge to fap if you disappeared, I'd be too crushed.

no homo, of course
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>>2482129
http://nolife-radio.com/
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>>2482129
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXzg0D-cKds
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>>2482129
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>>2482128
Your Dafty thing is getting kinda old. He's not even here.
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>>2482054
Saw your post up top, but didn't respond since I somehow seem to have misplaced my marker pone folder. Dug up one out of the unsorted folder for you for your persistance.
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>>2482135
>Are hiatuses the same to her as periods?

All her real friends fuck off for the summer or something. Maybe she has to go back home for the summer, where all her friends from school are. And they're all still really weird, and immature and only want to talk about weird fetishes and stuff. And she's like fuck i just want to go back to ponyville and gossip about the mane six
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>>2482101
I still don't really understand the butthurt behind it all and like I said if one person namefagging was going to turn everyone in here into a namefag it would have happened before. And if people contribute without ever having a name on shouldn't you be up in arms about the ones who do it with a name on? Just seems a bit hypocritical to me but whatever. I didn't mean to ruffle any feathers. Just trying to have some fun.

>>2482112
Just because one person namefags doesn't mean everyone has to.
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i love you MLPG
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>>2482112
why the fuck would you lurk here, the only fun is in taking part, we never say anything interesting
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>>2482154
look at her trying to rape that marker it's not funny
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>>2482129
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
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>>2482140
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
Mah nig.
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>>2482152
there's no one really around to copy, though. leth, i guess? we're seriously short on the tripfags
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>>2482159
touch me
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>>2482129

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpYvGiWA0X4

Only the best track in EVE.
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IM MIXING DRINKS AND YOU CANT STOP ME
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>>2482174
where?
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>>2482180
Mother of God...
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>>2482181

Asking kind of kills the mood...
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>>2482181
on my boop
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>>2482180
what the fuck is that in her eyes
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>>2482129
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiwnP23GV_8
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>>2482188

Reflection of Pepsi pone I would imagine.
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>>2482129

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjFxCfcWip4
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>>2482187
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PAY NO MIND TO THE BATTLES YOU'VE WON
IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THAN RAGE AND MUSCLE
OPEN YOUR HEART AND HANDS MY SON
OR YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OVER THE RIVER

IT'LL TAKE A LOT MORE THAN RAGE AND GUNS
A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN RICHES AND MUSCLE
THE HANDS OF MANY MUST JOIN AS ONE
AND TOGETHER WE'LL CROSS THE RIVER
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>>2482188
Looks like filthy Pepsi.
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>>2482197
What?
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>>2482196
WHY DOES SHE DO THAT!
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>>2482204

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-huDrDiMwJU
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Anything else before I detail it?
Anything at all.
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>>2482202
Coke pone drinking Pepsi?
Wouldn't that contaminate her body fluid?
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>>2482211
Is that a juice-box she is holding?
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>>2482157
>I still don't really understand the butthurt behind it all
I would put it simple. Its a way of this General. You earn a name/tripfag if you contributed alot here. Getting a name for doing nothing is bad. Doing it and ignore it might encourage such /b/read behavior here or some random fag from out of this general.

And you can have fun without using the name at all. No one would call you out if you post Anonymous. Otherwise, posting namefag you didn't earn for the sake of RP, you are getting hated by many, many people here.
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>>2482212
Think of is as a sloppy makeout.
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>>2482211
Fancy hat.
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>>2482212
She is drinking from Pepsi stallion's bottle while blushing


Let that sink in for a moment
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>>2482211

McDonald's M on the cup

Slightly less big of a belly so you can see her bush

Add a bush
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>>2482218
>You earn a name/tripfag if you contributed alot here.

this is not true
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>javkiller drew Applejack getting DPd by zebras
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>>2482227
Explain?
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>>2482224
No bush.
Ponies are already covered in fur.
Why would they have a bush?
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>>2482180
You would think she would taste like both Coke and Pespi if you kiss her?

And what would happen if she drink Jarritos? You think she could speak spanish?
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>>2482211
An ______penis has awakened.
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>>2482211
Color, vibrator in marecunt
rape dungeon in background
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>>2482236
you can never earn it
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>>2482237

Fuck you, that's why.

Bush her.
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LETH BRAIN
WOLF NANAKI
WONE PANG
FREE TEX
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>>2482212
>Wouldn't that contaminate her body fluid?

what would that even do. how would she fix it? would she have to be emptied? is there extra coke body fluid somewhere? what happens if she doesnt have any fluid in her? if the coke ponies ran out of body fluid would they become vampires or cannibals? what do you call taking someone's life fluid?

what have you done to me anon
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>>2482244
Why not?
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>>2482209

>T-rex transformer

what
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>>2482237
It could be a different colour of fur.

Rainbow bush.

I do not approve of making the belly smaller though, just make it really bushy.
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>>2482218
define "a lot"
Where's the dividing line between "not deserving" and "deserving"? Who makes that call? Who deserves a name and who doesn't?
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>>2482254
i don't know
i just wanted to say something
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>>2482249
Someone would have to drain her coke by sucking it out through her urethra, so that she could regenerate new fresh coke.
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>>2482211
A couple of whip markings on her chest.
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>Too horny to work
>Can't fap due to family members outside the door
>Work is due tomorrow

FUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>2482218

But anon, plenty of people do nothing but shit up the thread and never post with a name.
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>>2482257
The belly is fine, and bush on ponies would just be lame. Or at least very anthro.
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>>2482255

Beast-wars, nigga. Lrn2Grimlock.
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>>2482260
Enough to be recognize by the work they done. Post art daily, take request, write a whole bunch of time and even taking request for that, hold a daily quest, stuff like that.

And again, if you are using the name for the sake of it, then don't get a name at all.
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>>2482236
>explain

you really believe every name fag trip fag is a contributor? has done something to earn it? really? someone just mentioned dafty. what did he do to earn his?
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>>2482274

Nigger she's wearing socks, drinking from a cup, has a belly button, and is capable of human expression.

She's already anthro. Bush her.
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>>2482283
Ew, bush!
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>>2482283
>>2482289
mmm buuuuuush
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>>2482211

A fucking tail?
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>>2482293
I prefer Bush Lite.
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>>2482293

dis nigga knows what is up
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>>2482293
>>2482283
>>2482257
>>2482224
Sure is a lot of bushfags here today.
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>that feel when penis won't come out to play
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>>2482304
Bush is ruining our ecomony
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>>2482283
>She's already anthro. Bush her
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>>2482277
>daily
who the fuck posts stuff daily
why are we using quantity as a metric at all? Should somebody who posts stuff rarely, but when they do it's really fucking good, not have a name?

Why not use the more sensible metric of "somebody should have a name if at least some people want to know these people are here"?
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>>2482307
I-I don't think I've ever had that problem.
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>>2482295
Oh yeah, tail is good - the only bush she needs really.
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>>2482282
By being completely absurd___.
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>>2482295
Oh, right. That's embarrasing.

Tail, of course.
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>>2482317
butt bush
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>>2482310

No no, it's like this
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>>2482319
Yes. Best bush.
You can tug it and sniff it while railing her from behind.
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>>2482324
Looks more like a rainbow panty.
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>>2482326

But I want to tongue and sniff her real bush while sucking her clit
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>>2482326
mmm and the nuggets are always fun to pull out and chew on
oh god i feel horrible for typing that
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>>2482324
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>>2482310
Close enoguh.
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>>2482317

Also why does she have a notch missing out of her ear, has she been in a fight with a cat?
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>>2482329

You look like a rainbow panty, motherfucker.
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>>2482336
>>2482078
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>>2482330
>Implying it wouldn't be encrusted with stale urine and dried up cum from her recent escapades
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>>2482334

Chest bush
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>>2482311
>who the fuck posts stuff daily
Man, exactly how long have you been here and NOT notice artist taking request? People who post their stuff that contribute eventually get a name if they want it and the many posters wanted it so they don't get confuse by other contributor.

If you really want a system like that to point where you would shit contribute just to get a name, then this place ain't for you.
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>>2482349

Are you trying to turn me off? It isn't working right.
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>>2482349
>implying that's any different from the rest of her
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>>2482354
shit just got 20% bushier
now let's go for 100%
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>>2482376
who is that donkey?
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>>2482365
Well, I'll admit the stale urine could be quite pleasant, but I wouldn't want to tongue out a stallion's crusty jizz from her bush.
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Last change, MLPG
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>>2482359
or maybe people just take a name or trip whenever because they want to
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>>2482376
I can be your savior Mlpg.
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>>2482384
Dunno, seems spot on to me.
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>>2482359
there's a difference between taking requests and requiring daily contributions to justify a name to you
people take requests all the time, but very few do it daily, and that's by no means a bad thing. Not everybody should aim to be GG.

And I don't know where the second line is coming from, where on earth did I imply that? I'm simply suggesting you drop the absurd idea of trying to classify when exactly people "deserve" a name and use the system that actually makes sense--take a name if anybody is interested in knowing you're you.
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>>2482384
get rid of stupid hat
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>>2482384
is gud
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Would you spoon a pone, fondling her heavy udder with one hand while the other plays with her long teats?
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I wish I knew why I bother checking stuff via EqD anymore. Those comments hurt my brains.
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>>2482384

>Rainbow Dash as a Chav
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>>2482392
no hat is good
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>>2482392
B-But.. but
>>2482220
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>>2482371

The tragic flaw of too much rainbow bush is exactly as it seems

Too much rainbow bush can turn into a gay pride poster
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>>2482394
>long teats
no
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>>2482384
ew penis
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>>2482371
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>>2482384

Are you saying we get one more change?
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>>2482412
That's not a penis you dolt, that's a vibrator.
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>>2482394
Yes, but I'd rather her spoon me, pushing her engorged teats against my body until I can't resist twisting round and sucking them dry before she fucks me dry
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>>2482395
Something tells me they didn't report on Foreverpandering's video.
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>>2482385

Yeah, then we can be just like /b/read or ponychan
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>>2482416
Yes.
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>Wake up
>See >>2482384

What do
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>>2482394

>Udder
Is she a pone or a cow?
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>>2482384
>stuck vib in her vagina
>that collar
>that public hair

what happen to her?
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>>2482427
sex
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>>2482385
I think that's the thing they're trying to avoid here.
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>>2482422

Sailor/USMC tattoo

Earrings

Fingerless gloves

Feather in hat band

Parrot on shoulder
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>>2482423
Grab my Bolter.
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>>2482384
It would be cool if there were nude pregnant girls, just handing around town with vibrators in their cooches.
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>>2482417
Oh, I didn't see that post.
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>>2482384
PANTIES
YOU MUST
ADD PANTIES
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>>2482442
>USMC
>Not UNSC

Do you even fanboy?
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>>2482420
>Something tells me they didn't report on Foreverpandering's video.

What a shock!
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>>2482418
>you will never come home from work, your pone eager to see you
>she will never beg you to drain her, her udder visibly taut
>you will never sit down on a stool and place a bucket beneath her before giving her teats a gentle tug
>you will never hear her grunt and moan in relief as her milk sprays out, hard at first but softer as the pressure wanes
>you will never stop before she's empty, her protests silenced as you pull one of her teats into your mouth and suckle hungrily
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>>2482444
For the EMPRAH
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I'm done with that pic you guys
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>>2482447
What? You want to sensor it?
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>>2482447
but then how penis
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Enter SHINING ARMOR, a humble guard captain with a Californian accent.

SHINING: Twily!
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>>2482454

>Still being a fanboy of a dead franchise

Isn't a sinking ship, Spartan.
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>>2482391
Both tribute to a fair point where they get a name for contributing. That one guys didn't. So did the occasionally tripfags from outside this general that visit here. Aiming for GOOD contribute is recommend, whether is good art, a great feel into a fic, or humor. Using for roleplay and nothing is is just bad shit.

And again, those that got their name in this generally "earn" it. And from the sound of thing, you really need to lurk more.
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>>2482459
10/10 Would fap again.
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Someone draw Rainbow Dash after 8 pregnancies and 2 marriages.
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>>2482454
Oh yeah, good point. Give her a United Nations Security Council tattoo.
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>>2482466

It's*

Conversation ruined, everyone go home
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>>2482464
>>2482463
NO
AROUND LEGS OR SOMETHING
LIKE IN THOSE PICTURES
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>>2482473
True heroes they are.
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>>2482420
Their precious little egos can't take the truth.
I'll refuse to be interviewed or filmed for the documentary in Galacon, despite them showing interest in me.
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File deleted.
>>2482465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvJmecMEChs
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>>2482395
>PLEDGE $10,000 OR MORE
>6 BACKERS

oh, world. you always know how to make me
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>>2482476
Shit, who was that guy that drew all those pictures of women with their panties inexplicably around their ankles?
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>>2482486
HOW TO MAKE YOU
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>>2482492
MAKE HIM WHAT?
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>>2482491
slugbox
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>>2482465
Enter BRAEBURN APPLE, a humble cowboy with a nifty hat.

BRAEBURN: Howdy!
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>>2482494
PONIES
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Sugarcube
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>>2482426
A pone.

With full, heavy crotchboobs. Aching to be touched. To be fondled. To be milked.
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>>2482468
Again, you seem to be brushing aside the core point in preference of ad hominem attacks, rather than actually answer anything. I actually already have a name that I doubt anybody would disagree that I've earned.

But the whole reason behind that is because people care who I am, not because of the raw quantity of contribution, which is a terrible metric. If people want to know who you are, a name is valid, otherwise it is not. Ranking on sheer volume would mean Ross "deserves" a trip, which isn't true. He should take one because people want to know who he is, but he doesn't deserve it as if it's some honorary, because it isn't. It's as much a burden as a reward.
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>>2482505
applejack what are you doing here?
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>>2482501
what no

Lemme go look him up.
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>>2482485
>>2482465
>le twily face.jpg
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>>2482511
Frosting cakes.
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>>2482519
that seems unhygienic
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>>2482470
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>>2482519
WHO RIGHT IN THEIR MIND

WOULD FROST A CAKE WITH THEIR BUTT
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holy fuck get a life already
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>>2482519
Applejack doesn't even know how to bake anything.
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>>2482514
Art Frahm

http://www.lileks.com/institute/frahm/indexmain.html
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>>2482533
but we aren't ded
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>>2482534
i smell ross
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>>2482529
No.
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>>2482529

>Implying I don't have a life
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>>2482528
/b/ did that once, I think

they were trying to count to ten at the time.
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>new Mrs. Cake fic

gonna need 3 hands for this
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>>2482528
A SILLY PONY
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>>2482508
Oh Ross have trip in the early days (and did some good pony art not humanizes while he at it). He stop using it when people filter his name out when he draw abnormally fat stuff.

That being say, many "earned" when they did all the stuff they did respectively on a daily basis. You don't get a name instantly or from what that guy did, "roleplay" a space marine.
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>>2482529
I'm lazy
I want to.
Maybe after a couple of years
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>>2482486
>that feel when selling your soul for money
the world is a depressing place
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>>2482546
Link it you faggot.
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>>2482546
WHERE
WHAT IS IT
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>>2482557
too busy UNFin
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>>2482525

Ten out of eleven.
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>>2482552
I know that, but he doesn't have one now thus I feel it's a valid example. Nor am I implying anybody and everybody should have a name. I wonder if you're even reading my posts or whether you have an argument planned out in your head that we deviated from some time back.
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>>2482529
Give me another 5 years and I might consider it
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No one is more pathetic than Rainbow Dash.

>Flight School drop out
>Big dreams but going nowhere
>Part time go nowhere job
>Only accomplishments are winning the Young Flyers Award, and leading Ponyville Pegessi Weather Team
>Will probably die alone in obscurity
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>>2482580
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>>2482579
Just like me... Except I have no awards.
;_;
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>>2482555
They had a promising premise. Pitching a guy who doesn't know anything about the fandom and do some research.

But fuck being objective. Neckbeards need to be understood!
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>>2482579

>Breaking sound barrier three times
>Organizing the rain tornado thing
>Saving Rarity when the Wonderbolts couldn't
>Implying the Wonderbolts don't know who she is

Spitfire herself complimented Dash
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>>2482580
>This thread
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSu4hOLYrXk
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>>2482594
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>>2482594
>11 days
WE TIMELORD NOW
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>>2482604
>It's only been 20 minutes since the season ended
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>>2482572
People actually want Ross to get his name back just to filter him when filtering his art isn't enough.

As for the second part, I did and I follow and answer back the way I saying it. It all goes back to just getting the name/trig earn or not.
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>>2482572
Wasn't he posting with a name that we gave him? The other night someone called him Chip.
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>>2482594
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>>2482590
They would've gotten a huge amount of complaints and probably some fairly bad publicity if they were to portray the fandom... not even as it is, but a tiny bit objectively, like, noting that there are ridiculous and stupid things that we do and it's not all 100% normal people who just happen to like a cartoon.
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>>2482579
>fastest thing alive
>element of harmony
>top flier in her age bracket
>decent job that gives her plenty of free time
>good friends
>great girlfriend
>gorgeous looks
She's looking pretty good from where I'm standing.
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>>2482591
They almost saved Rarity.
She just knocked them out.
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>>2482608
lets talk about chrysalis and her sexy changeling body
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>>2482594


Oooh, it's actually been 50 days since the last episode.
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>>2482620
You know TAW I would love you so much more if you stopped inserting Twidash in everything.
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>>2482620

I'm not saying she doesn't have the raw talent tripfriend. But she does not have the work ethic or discipline.
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>>2482621

Almost doesn't count when Rarity and three Wonderbolts would have died if Rainbow Dash weren't there.
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>>2482630
That's probably why she didn't get in the wonderbolts yet
You don't need to be just good. You need Teamwork
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>>2482608
>20 minutes

Nox pls go
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>>2482628
>>2482620

He clearly is implying her girlfriend is Fluttershy. They work well together.
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>>2482625
Really? Feels like more. I suppose that is about 1/7th of a year, though.
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>>2482643
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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Do you think pone peg legs would work
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>>2482628
I wouldn't if you guys didn't expect it from me. Whenever I mention the two without shipping them people point out I could be, so why not skip the middleman?
>>2482630
>practising every day for something she's naturally talented at
She doesn't need it, anon, she'll get there eventually.
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>you will never fall asleep cuddling with Braeburn, your face pressed against the silk panties struggling to contain his fat balls and your torso coated in his thick spunk, his softening member trapped between your bodies
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>>2482655
>She doesn't need it, anon, she'll get there eventually.
>im-fucking-plying this is how things work
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>>2482655
But you're using a trip already.
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>>2482656

I missed you so much
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>>2482653
Yes, of course.
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>>2482653
Wasn't there already a pony like that i nteh Halloween episode? I don't recall.

But yeah, I can see it work.
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>>2482655
>She doesn't need it, anon, she'll get there eventually.
That's not how it works.
At all.
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>>2482655
You will never write another AJ fic
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>>2482622
>Apr 23
I miss everything related to Chrysalis those days
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>>2482676
>filename
why would you even say that anon
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>>2482675
>>2482665
>implying
She's already amazing at it, and practise is one of the few things she can get enthusiastic about. Her laziness in other areas doesn't apply here. She'll make it.
>>2482667
what does that have to do with anything
>>2482676
I might
one day
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>>2482676
>filename
I KNEW TF2 WILL SEND YOU TO HELL
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>>2482697
>one day
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>>2482709
applejack can feel my apples anytime
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>>2482697
Sorry I went full retard and didn't read your post correctly.
But please could you stop with all the Twidash if we aren't talking about shipping.
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>>2482714
After she bucks them?
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>>2482685
I like when we could talk about Cheeseleg being cute without resorting to X and/or Y fetish with it.
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>>2482717
But Anon
I like TwiDash
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>>2482721
i don't approve of apple abuse
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>>2482723
Maybe one day we could speculate about her without fetishes being involved
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>>2482717
Aww but I always imagine him going off an a tangent about Twidash like Madden does about Brett Farve.
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>>2482731
i approve of applecest
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>>2482728
It's not about liking or disliking a ship.
I like many ships but don't mention anything about them unless it's a shipping thread.
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>>2482717
but when I don't talk about it other people point that out
like >ha ha look TAW isn't talking about TwiDash isn't that funny and then I'm like >okay
so yet another area where I can't win. But okay I'll try.
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>>2482734
Maybe we could do that right now.
Where do you guys think she and the changelings come from? A place in Equestria?
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>>2482572
I don't get why people are so desperate to be validated by MLPG by being 'granted' permission for a name.

I'd rather people look at what I contribute rather than the name attached.
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>>2482751
So then you never post with a name and just post your work?
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INSOMNIAAA
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>you will never wake up the next day, your full bladder making you stumble into the bathroom
>you will never stand in front of the toilet and relax, waiting to unload
>you will never feel your piss flow slowly downwards, filling your urethra up but not flowing out
>you will never look down to see the goo pony inside you peek out of your cock
>she will never tell you good morning before pulling back inside you, the feeling of fullness returning instantly
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>>2482749
I could imagine their "kingdom" or nation being just one huge swamp somewhere at the edge of equestria
Kinda like Vampire Count's region in Empire
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>>2482620
>She's looking pretty good from where I'm standing
>element of harmony

Does that, like, work on a resume? I mean, she's saved the world, but what does that get her.

>Look we think it's great that you're an element of harmonium, but that doesnt mean you have experience in this field.
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>>2482762
Yes.
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>>2482779
Just curious. Are you a writer or artist?
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>>2482751
Oh you don't need a name if you want to contribute here. Just setting a system so that if you want to "earn" a name, you work for it.

Otherwise, namefag everywhere and this becomes ponychan/ /b/read.
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>>2482748
Thank you very much
>>
I wonder what discorded Cheeselegs would be like.
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>>2482788
Well I draw, though I don't really look at myself as an artist. A doodler perhaps.
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>>2482794
>Just setting a system

fuck off and get the fuck out
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>MLPG can go hours talking about the strangest of fetishes
>TAW talks about two ponies makin out
>STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT

You guys are a strange bunch.
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>>2482748
It's happening a lot tonight.
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>>2482808
fanon becomes canon
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>>2482816
The "system" is already in place.
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>>2482776
She's a national hero. Heard the saying "It's not what you know, it's who you know"? EVERYONE knows Dash.

Or at least that's how it ought to work, of course >it's a cartoon show and she gets a stained glass window and then everyone forgets about it.
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>>2482818
>You guys are a strange bunch.

It's a different crowd now. Night thread has become morning thread.
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>>2482764
What drawing program is this?
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>>2482808
she would neglect to conquer Cantalot with changelings
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>>2482827
>She's a national hero

You're not aware of how much life sucks for olympic athletes are you
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>>2482832
Hahaha, ink and paper and colored pencil.
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That went surprisingly well
I quite like it in grey, and I hate colouring things, so there you go.
Thanks for all of your (ridiculous) additions
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>>2482811
Can I see some of your work?
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>>2482818

I really don't want to drag this discussion further so please don't read this.
It's because they're not isolated incidences anymore; it's literally the only thing I see him posting about every time he's in these threads. It's starting to grind my gears too.
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>>2482832
Apparently it's some software called 'Traditional Art', but I've never managed to find a download for it.
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>>2482822
only your delusions are in place, you idiot
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>>2482829
Does that mean we can't talk about Braeburn's cock lifting up the pretty dress we put on him?
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>>2482771
From the show as well, I can assume those Changeling don't need love to survive but it would give them the most energy instantly compare to eating regular food.
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>>2482843
I like it.
Its almost hot, too
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>>2482842
I'm pretty sure she was just pretending to be retarded.
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>>2482842
Paper? Ink? Colored pencils? How quaint.
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>>2482847
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>>2482844
That'd defeat the point of remaining Anonymous, no?
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>>2482852
The system is that people being stupid get yelled at.
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>>2482843
ready for a bit of the ultra violence, love?
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>>2482847
Someone should put a torrent up of it.
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>>2482843
Hahahaha, oh god, what have you created?
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>>2482846
I'd love to take part in some show discussion, or character discussion, or worldbuilding, or whatever.

Do you, ah, do you have any? I don't see any.
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>>2482843
10/10
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>>2482864

Not really, unless you're one of those guys who use the text insert tool to add a huge signature to the image.
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>>2482866
like im yelling at you now
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>>2482855
So they are just huge dicks and invaded Canterlot just for the hell of it?
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>>2482871
Dash is now the sluttiest mare.
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>>2482864
Not really. Post your art if you want.
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>>2482864
Are you the same guy that did this yesterday?
Because if so, its going to get annoying really fast.
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>>2482870
Could you post that tumblr?
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>>2482864
Wait. What? You'll post your work anonymously when no one asks for it but when someone asks to see your work you tell them no?
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What if ponysona 4?
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>>2482887
Ah. So it's been a troll all along.
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Morning MLPG: Serious Time

We watch a cartoon about colorful ponies. Fuckin relax guys they are just posts with words on them. If anything bothers you you can be an ultra casual and just filter it.
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>>2482872

I wish I did man. You being a writer would have much more success in trying to get us to talk about a topic but instead you gush on about Twidash. I know I'm coming off rude but I just feel it's getting old. Sorry, I'll stop responding now.
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>>2482879
Well, the Queen kidnap and place the princess in a rape cave while manipulating everything, so yeah, they are dicks.
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>>2482890
No, things aren't improved by putting ponies in.
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>>2482888
No.
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>>2482888
google mldoxy
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>>2482860
I don't put it past people anymore. I've been seriously asked the same question too many times.
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>>2482870
Uh, is that anthro or just in-show anatomy?
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>>2482909
Dick
>>2482910
Thanks
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>>2482764
> no princess pone

casual
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There was a cap I had saved which involved pouring cider on your penis for AJ to lick off. Does anyone have it?

I saved it with the intent of going into the archive and looking up the context, because it felt like it was missing an introduction, but I keep forgetting to. Remebered it and went to do it, but now I can't find the bloody thing.
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>>2482913
Does it matter?
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>>2482895

But ignoring the flaws in another man's character instead of calling them out doesn't accomplish anything.
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>>2482822

And yet people didnt bitch nearly as much about names before we moved to /mlp/.
Which makes me only think that you're from outside. Add to that your persistance in pushing your ideas on to the rest of the thread and it really dosen't make you look good.

Can't you judge a poster based on their merit rather then whether they have a name?
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>>2482920
Well, your dick can't tell the different.
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>>2482913
it's, uh, well, hmm

good question
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>>2482923
On internet the latter accomplishes nothing too.
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did you guys know that /mu/ actually keeps a formal list of their tripfags?

so next time you feel autistic,just realize that there are people on other boards who have you beat in that department

also celestia is bestestia
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>>2482913

Those looks like arms to me, not forelegs.
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>>2482923
>accomplish anything

You really need to reevaluate your reasons for being in MLPG...
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>>2482925
No because we are Anonymous and legion.
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>>2482931
CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT CAKESLUT
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>>2482925
>Which makes me only think that you're from outside.

There have been a few of them here for like an hour now. What have we always said about responding to trolls.
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>>2482935

Just because you point out flaws doesn't mean that's the only reason you come to a thread, anon. For as long as I remember people have been honest with their opinions in 4chan instead of trying to make everyone feel good.
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>>2482912
B-but, you can see the bindings on the edge.
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>>2482942
MLPG is physically incapable of ignoring things we don't like
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>>2482920
Not really, just wondering.
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I just want to cuddle a cute pony stallion and maybe suck his dick a little

Is that too much to ask?
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>>2482948
Often, they just didn't care
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>>2482843

The cutie mark is orientated the wrong way
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>>2482955
Yes. Now go. We're trying to point out each others' flaws here.
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>>2482917
Nevermind, managed to find the archived thread anyway by just googling a few of the keywords I remembered.
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>>2482968

Oh god, I didn't mean to start anything. Let's just stop.
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>>2482941
>implying you wouldn't tie her up and eat cake in front of her
>she begs for a piece
>you smirk at her and go do something else for an hour
>come back
>please anon i will do anything if you give me some cake
>anything?
>ANYTHING
>you put a dollop of frosting on your finger and let her lick it off

ok fuck this, i was writing this as a joke but now i've got a demi-boner and i need it to go down again
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>>2482931

Well, we do have a guide to who are tripfags are

>Who's who on /co/:
>http://tinyurl[.]com/3tk3lax
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>>2482282

doesnt dafty doodle or something
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>>2482948
Coming to MLPG, or even 4chan for that matter, and expecting things to be serious business is pretty much the silliest thing you can do.
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>>2482913
it's anthro, note the placement of shoulders and wings.
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>>2482986
FUCKING
UNF
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>>2482978

>who are tripfags
>are

Fuck, that was a stupid mistake
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>>2482974
Please stop using spoilers. It means we have to work hard on seeing what you type. If you're not typing something fetishy you didn't earn the right to use spoilers.
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>>2482949
These things are easily faked.
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>>2482934

Yeah those are definitely arms going by the shoulders

Pony legs attach quite differently, with the exception of the occasional anatomy breaking pinkie pose
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>>2482887
Of course, there lies the problem in such thinking: if you're too afraid to own up to who you are, you get mistaken for others.
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>>2482991
sudoku time, anon
sorry bro you know the rules
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>>2482901
Well, I tried >>2481633 but I'm not going to repeatedly try and steer the conversation my way when nobody else wants it to go like that. If people don't want to talk about what I want to talk about that's fine, I'll just try and join in where I can rather than whining that "oh no people aren't doing what I like"

I mean fuck, maybe I'm just thin skinned, but it seems like every other time I post these days I end up getting into an argument which ends up with me whining pointlessly about getting in arguments every other time I post. You guys are making it very difficult to have fun here now.

Man, fuck it, I'm gonna go watch doctor who and eat nutella sandwiches because I don't have any ice cream
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>>2482925
>And yet people didnt bitch nearly as much about names before we moved to /mlp/.
That is because that /co/ and not /mlp/. /co/ usually outright ignore the general. When the general is move to here to /mlp/, that isn't the case anymore.The genearl cannot just let in random tripfag with zero history and expect to talk here.

And if you are shit posting with a name on or try to defend having it on, that isn't really helping the case at all.
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>>2482986
Whoa. I didn't know someone was going to draw cake denial too.
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>>2482975
OH SHIT
MY MIND
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ooh
i heard we autism thread now?
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CAN WE STOP ARGUING ABOUT STUPID SHIT AND INSTEAD ARGUE ABOUT HORSES
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>>2483000

I'm sorry man. I'd say lose the trip but then there are the faggots who call you out all the time. I wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
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>>2483000
>maybe I'm just thin skinned

You really are.

Also gimme some of that Nutella.
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>>2483016
no

we cakeslut thread now

would you tie up celestia and tease her with cake
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>>2483017

MY HORSE > YOUR HORSE
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>>2483024
I'd tie her up and let AJ butt-frost her.
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>>2483016

I've heard literally nothing about them since their announcement. And their logo is a modified Swastica. It should be really obvious that unless you hear other information, they're trolls.
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>>2483020
>implying 99% people who know about mlp know anything beyond theme song
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>>2483020

>Any pop culture tat

Why? That shit will be out dated in only a few years. Try explaining that you really liked that cartoon 40 years from now.
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>>2483024
of course i would
i mean what the fuck
do you think i'm some kind of faggot
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>>2482986
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>>2483040
At least it keeps the tattoo removing business up.
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>>2483016
Okay
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>>2483001

My second point still remains.
Why can't you judge someone by their actions and not by whether they post with a name or not?
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Fuck I cant even remember if I've used this one recently
I really wanted to only use screen caps of luna but there are only so many I can use
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>>2480966

>Pseudo-Qeust

is this intentional?
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Hey

Hey Lyra

Hey, look

Look what I can do

http://www.wimp.com/hoopisolation/
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>>2483051
sorry.
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>>2483047

Horses are bony creepy creatures. I stick to marshmellow ponies.
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>>2482282

Hes a drawfag apparently
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>>2483068
Because being nice or fun doesn't automatically mean you get a name, especially if you did not contribute at all.
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>>2483071
what do you do?
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>>2483097

Stop. Just fucking stop with this bullshit already.
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Another fetish
Claimed by MLPG
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STOP WITH THE FUCKING TRIP AND NAMEFAG META BULLSHIT ALREADY
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so yeah

who wants to talk about... um... Poinyville Confidential

i thought it was pretty good
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>>2483107
But we like Celestia being cake eater ever since the Gaby Gummy show.
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>>2483107

Holy fucking UNF.
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>>2483084
He is right, though.
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>2483118
Was that the CMC newspaper one?

Im bad with episode names

If yes then I loved Rarity's "Gum on their bum" line
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>>2483107
Thank you.
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>>2483118

It contained many cute mini pones
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>>2483118
It was the best CMC episode in my opinion, not counting CMChr
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>>2483107
Unf.
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>>2483130
Yes that episode. Its a decent episode and a good CMC episode to bat it.
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>>2483127
tl;dr

summary plz
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>>2483118

I loved Rarity in that one. All in all it was really fun.
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>>2483134
what do you do?
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Is it horse time?
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Applebloom >Sweetie Belle > Scootaloo
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>>2483127
>pioneer in the MLP: FiM community

Get a load of that guy
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>>2483149
Sure. Who wouldn't want to horse this one?
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>>2483152

More like Sweetie Belle > Applebloom > Scootaloo.
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>>2483152
I respect your opinion even though it's objectively wrong
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>>2483152
Apple family > The rest*

*The rest are great too
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>>2483162
>Aspiehorn
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>>2483170
This nigga knows what's up

Well, I suppose Sweaty Belt > AB = Scoots is even more accurate
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>>2483177
>purpleautism
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>>2483080

That's pretty impressive, especially because it seems almost too good to be done by hand
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>>2483149
purple horse gives me boners
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>>2483162

No offense but I just don't think of that horse like that. She's not that good of a horse anyway.
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>>2483152
Orangeorphan > Rarisister > Hickwhine
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>>2483162

Horse haters I suppose.
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>>2483195
My nigga
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MLP fans have a higher than average concentration of:

>Pedophiles
>Autistic spectrum disorder
>furries

Did I miss anything? Why do I even bother with these guys.
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>>2483080

Is that even possible?
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HAVE YOU HAD YOU'REYOUR DAILY DOSE OF ANIMU YET?
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So just how old -is- Mayor Mare?
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>>2483201
You're right, you should probably leave
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>>2483195

You got your less thans mixed with your greater thans, friend.
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>>2483205
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>>2483127
>He is right
>the only way to fix an episode is to implement tragedy
Are you serious?
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>>2483080
Hey

Hey Lyra

Hey, look

Look what I can do

With my hands
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>>2483208
>>2483210
>Humans

Ew, gay.
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>>2483208
I... I hate nearly everything about that picture.
And I usually like humanized stuff.
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>>2483208
That's fucking horrible.
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>>2483118
>>2483130

Ponyville Confidential is the ONLY good CMC episode. I love it. DT stole the show as the sociopathic power loving editor in chief.
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>>2483199
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>>2483208
Weaboo time you say?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFK8sP3-0SA
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>>2483208

I like the background.
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>>2483127

Woah Nigga. You expect me to read all that shit?
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>>2483237
Chronicles
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>tfw you have Celestia tied up, denying her cake
>tfw she begs and pleads, offering you anything you desire
>tfw you let her sit until she's practically going mad
>tfw you let her loose and she gorges herself on it
>tfw minutes later, she comes crawling back, her belly stuffed with what she wanted so badly
>tfw you immobilize her by placing a hand on her taut, cake-filled tummy and start to rub
>tfw you have her whimpering under your touch, the gentle rubbing taking away the aches
>tfw she thanks you softly and asks you to "never let me have it again... t-tie me up if you have to."
>tfw you'll do the same thing tomorrow
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>>2483247
Isn't a CMC episode and isn't as good anyway
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>>2483247
Does that even count? CMChr is more of an "everyone" episode.

...then again, so is PVC...
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>>2483247
>Chronicles

I was thinking about that. Is that even a CMC episode? I think of it as half and half. The CMC are just there for the framing device. It's really a focus on the backstory of the characters.
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>>2483260
>isn't as good anyway
I will fucking violate you
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>>2483127
>as they say, "but wait--there's more"
Why would anyone write like this.
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>>2483260

>isn't as good anyway

YOU AND ME ARE ENEMIES NOW
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>>2483201
>Pedophiles
If we disregard people thinking that liking this show makes you a pedophile by default, I'm not seeing them that much.
>Autistic spectrum disorder
Seems true
>furries
Autists gonna autism, besides, ponies are just very rare example of quadrupedal furry characters.
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>>2483258
Oh god, two fetishes of mine in a single greentext
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>>2483266
The writer is full of themselves.
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>>2483264
>>2483267
Whatever.
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>>2483210
Holy shit, that AJ looks exactly like how Tom Preston draws faces.
>>
best s1 CMC ep is CMChr

best s2 CMC ep is PVC

deal with it

move on

everyone is happy now
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>>2483280
And here I thought humanized pony pictures couldnt get worse.
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>>2483210
>>2483210
you tell me
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>>2483280
I was wondering why that face looks so familiar.
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>>2483280

Jesus, now that you mention it...
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>>2483292
JJ, Slugbox,Preston, Ross collaboration
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>>2483296
i would fuck the incompetence out of her
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>>2483301
Hold me Anon.
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>>2483303
>implying she's competent.
>>
Rollin'

Evens - Draw request
Odds - Bed
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>>2483296
I would love to be her assistant.
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>>2483270
>If we disregard people thinking that liking this show makes you a pedophile by default, I'm not seeing them that much.

There is a lot of loli/shota/filly art out there. Look at MS for example. And AB likes >some cry
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I think JJ is okay.
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>>2483322
Pinkie Pie trying to get dubs
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>>2483296
She doesn't have an older pony bodytype like Rarity's mom/ Cup Cake/ Cherry jubilee so she can't be a milf. I am thinking she is at least older than the oldest member of the main cast by 4 years.
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>>2483318
>reading is hard

"i would fuck the INCOMPETENCE OUT OF HER"
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>>2483328
>I think JJ is okay.

Out.
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>>2483336
His ponies area fine. His human is questionable at best.
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>>2483322
ITS TIME

for Mrs.Cake jiggle physics. Get to it.
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New chinahorse, anybody speak lo mein?
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>>2483336
No, fuck off.
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>>2483330
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>>2483339

>Report submitted! This window will close in 5 seconds...
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>>2483328
I do too, JJ has a unique and fun artstyle but I personally think he needs to work on his writing, which is fairly weak.
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>>2483328
His ponies are okay. Sense of humor and humans are just shit.
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>>2483342

>@@

Is that some kind of Chinese emoticon?
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>>2483322
LK draw teat expansion
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>>2483351
I dont care who the fuck made the paciture fucking UNF
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>>2483342

How big is the Japanese FiM fanbase? Is it also big among 20 something males? I heard that they really like Yellow Quiet.
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>>2483351
Holy shit, dem hips.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhjk5x54bsE
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>Laptop charger broke
>Can't afford new one until Friday
>Friday is a week away
>No MLPG for a week
>NOPE my way to walmart in a hoodie
>Ask kind old woman where the universal chargers are
>Escorts me there
>Tell her thanks
>She stands around
>Pretend to pull out phone and start texting while looking at prices
>She leaves
>Slip charger box under jacket
>Huge, boxy thing under my jacket
>Fuck
>Unzip jacket, suck in stomach, hold box on side
>Looks legit
>Fast walk out of walmart, pretending to be on phone the whole time
>Nobody stops me
>Get to car
>Drive away

How long until the police find me?
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>>2483356
>paciture
Are you feeling alright anon?
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>>2483351

How about he gets a real writer? A lot of artists just aren't good writers. They can team up.
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>>2483331
And if Ponyville Confidential is anything to go by, the dyes her hair, chances are she just tries to act older than she is.
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>>2482870
>tfw onta is now drawing pone
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>>2483341
How do you show jiggle physics in a drawing?
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>>2483364
Because the police obviously cares about a fucking laptop charger.
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>>2483366
Anon is never alright ;_;
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>>2483364
Shame on you! What would your waifu think?
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>>2483364

Stealing is wrong anon. But I think you got away with it.
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>>2483367
Why work with a writer, when you can become a writer yourself?

Seriously all you have to do is take a writing workshop and your writing will increase 10fold.
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>>2483374

That was the joke you uptight fuck

Jeez, wake up from a cool dream or something?
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>>2483366
No im not alright. Those hips made me UNF so hard I popped a blood vessel.

Help me Anon.
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>>2483366
Its hard to type when you're masturbating at the same time.
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>>2483364
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>>2483367
I'm wondering if I should team up with a writer.
Anyone good?
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>>2483392

>not shitposting on MLPG with perfect grammar while masturbating

Ultra casual.
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>>2483385

>thinks writing is easy
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>>2483403

darf
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>>2483406
Probably as easy as drawing.
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>>2483322
LK DRAW TWILIGHT HIPS
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>>2483404
I dont always shitpost on MLPG but when I do I take inspiration from AJ.

Theres nothing quite like typing vitriolic words using your ass.
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>>2483410
who
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>>2483403

Among the hacks known as the MLP fandom? Nah. There's good artists, but no good writers.
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>>2483328

He can be a decent artist when he puts some effort into his work.
But he almost always forgoes that effort so he can pump out ten pictures a day.
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>>2483417

Type something with your ass. I want to see the result.
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>>2483403
TAW or Darf, maybe A.J.
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>>2483410

>darf

Oh lord, draw from Nighttime Dom
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>>2483372
Well, I guess lots of motion lines, and some onomatapeia such as WIGGLE, JIGGLE, DOING, etc.

Also some contortion effects I suppose - you know, like water ripples?
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>>2483426
JKNWUOVngoawoURjnffwoowAjnslfnlegnlenFAGETjnoluenfaJKLGNKJGN>KJNG
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>>2483422

http://clopfic.heroku.com/authors/675
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>>2483406
Writing is easier than learning to draw.
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>>2483436
You talking shit about my waifu?
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>>2483431

Jesus christ how horrifying.
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>>2483426
I sat on my keyboard twice and both times it didn't type anything.

Darn.
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>>2483442
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>>2483444

made me spit soup on my keyboard

congrats, dick
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>>2483416
>LK drawing big Twilight hips
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>>2483436
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>>2483472
>both_cheeks.png
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>>2483442

>Picture

First, joke is from a Far side comic. Second, Twi is NOT that bloody strong. She's not some little Hulk.
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>>2483435
Alternativley you can put Mrs.Cake on a trampoline or soemthing equally bouncy and think about how that'd work
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>>2483481
Its autism strength
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Guys, hush, Pinkie is thinking. Don't break her concentration.
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>>2483496
PANKA PAH WHAT YA THINKIN BOUT?
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>>2483496
HEY PANKO

WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT
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>>2483496
is she thinking about what its like to be a mother?
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>>2483485
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>>2483485

Twi is not an Autist. And Autistics aren't strong. They're pudgy nerds at best.
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>>2483496
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>>2483518

There's a reason her nickname is Aspiehorn.
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>>2483431

>Princess Luna's ass
I'm not sure why those were the first three words my eyes were drawn to.
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>That feel when no more sweaty Braeburn balls until night time MLPG rears its head again


Time to sleep for 12 hours

Catch you on the flip-side, MLPG.
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>>2483507
>Can you do this to the beach boys?
>Heeeeell naw
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>>2483518
>Twi is not an Autist.
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we twihips now
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>>2483532
>tfw put your hand under your own sweaty balls
>give it a whiff
smells good man
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>>2483532

Do you not work?
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>>2483545
It's fucking sunday
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>>2483542
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>>2483549
>not working every day
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>>2483542
the plot thickens
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>>2483527
Well, she has a nice ass.
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It's true that morning MLPG is shit. I will return at night. And bask in the Glory that is the Tanden Engine (aka Glitter Glue)
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>>2483558

W-what kind of filename is that?
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>>2483561
A royal ass.
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>>2483558

>filename

ahaha
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>>2483564

Never seen that filename before, scrub?
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>>2483581
thanks doc
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>>2483574
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>>2483527

What about this one?
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>you will never Luna's backside
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>>2483599
>just feel Applejack cock ass something
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>>2483599
>Feel applejack

unf
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>>2483574

Is that actually how Luna's ass looks?
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>>2483524

She got distracted and regained her colors, I hope you're happy asshole.
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>>2483599
>butt cock ass
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>>2483599

>Derpy Applejack Ass
Just more asses anon.
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>>2483622
Yes.
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>>2483599
Applejack cock ass
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>>2483599
I remember that story, and Applejack, Back and Pinkie were the first 3 I saw.
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>>2483622
>>2483622
In the show, it's actually pretty skinny.
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>>2483631
>you will never had applejack and derpy have a ass of over your dick
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>>2483627
Looks like a dash of downs to me.
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>Sex Pinkie Pie dakimakura
No one even cares
>Lyra fuckplush is made
MLP FANDOM WORST FANDOM EVER
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>>2483622
No, her cutie mark is smaller and doesn't cover her entire ass
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>>2483646

I was talking about the colorization.
>>
pony butts
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>>2483657
>Brony logic
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>>2483657
What.
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>>2483663
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>>2483669
Fluttershy is a good babysitter.
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>>2483662
Oh. Yeah, There's a reason we call her splotchbutt.
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>>2483657
>>2483681

>GG /ss/

Neat.
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>>2483688

severe case of plastic mane
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>>2483688

Butts sound like a good way to kill this awful horse.
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>>2483688
>they share the middle stocking
wat
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>>2483698
Is it fatal?
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>>2482417
It looks more like a penis.
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>>2483701
God I fucking love butts.
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>>2483715
>those soulless eyes
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>>2483664
The interesting thing is that both BCS and Hoppip are women.

Why are women ruining my perfect pony fandom?
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>>2483662

The black part of her butt symbol only covers her outer leg, it does not extend to the inner as shown in that drawing if thats what you mean.
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>>2483715
Man, I'm not gay or anything, but I'd fondle those horse balls.
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>>2483715

I prefer asses. And not ECM.
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>>2483729
>Hoppip
>a woman
lel
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>>2483648

Autism > Downs

Do you even lift the show?
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>>2483715
>ECM
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>>2483725
I bet I love hem more than you.
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>>2483710
We dont know yet anon but it can get hairy
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>>2483729
>pony fandom
>any fandom
>perfect
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>>2482385
Why would you even want to take a name or trip?
You'll just give the anons a target to direct their wrath towards and allow them to use whatever you say against you.
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>>2483752
Anon.. that was two fucking hours ago.

That person probably isnt even ALIVE anymore.
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>>2483743
Couldn't be!
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>>2483729
You know, gender equality, we can't let all these males make marshmallow cartoon horse porn alone.
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>>2483762
Zecora's butt is a very good butt
>>
We're having an extra game of D&D right now and there is still a free slot open if someone wants to join.

Please report in at http://mlpg.co/q/res/7957
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What is this.

When did I even save this.
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I heard someone say pony butts.
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>>2483777
>404

okay.jpg

I dont want to join was just curious. My Griffon Dragoon idea was never fleshed out anyway
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>>2483777
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Okay, how about this one
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Killing horse
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>>2483790
EVERY SPLIFF I ROLL
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>>2483800

I ROLL IT GOOD
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>>2483797
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>>2483786
>>2483785
Oopsie
http://mlpg.co/q/res/7957.html
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>>2480938
dude this is all my fetishes
>Wolf Nanaki
get fucked nanaki, I'm going to bed
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>>2483790
Thanks, doc.
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>>2483806

>Dash here! Grab it while you can!

Every time.
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>>2483800

KNESS WEAK, ARMS ARE HEAVY, THERE'S VOMIT HIS SWEATER ALREADY, MOM'S SPAGHETTI
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>>2483790
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>>2483820
>wiimote position in the thumbnail

every time
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>>2483822
SNAP BACK TO SPAGHETTI
MUM'S VOMIT ON HIS SPAGHETTI
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>>2483830

Oh my. What the fuck is up with that breast though?
>>
READY FLIM
>>
All of you fuckers are going to be dead in 65 years. Yet you waste time in MLPG?
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>>2483848

READY KIM
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>>2483850

>implying I would live even close to 90 years
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>>2483850

It's sunday mang.
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>>2483850

You're going to be dead in 65 years, yet you waste your time doing things that will be forgotten?
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>>2483857
READY CHAN!
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>>2483850
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>>2483839

>Kloudmutt can't art.
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Butts.
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>>2483850
>implying I'm going to die aged 80
No
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So, have you masturbated to horses yet today, MLPG?

I know I have
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>>2483857

LET'S GANG BANG RAPE
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>>2483873
>no collection of PoV pictures
BLUNDERBOOK
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>>2483882

Best Rarijack pic.
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>>2483870
That'll do LK.

That'll do.
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>>2483873

In all seriousness, I've masturbated to ponies twice. I had a little fantasy of doing Rarity from behind, and just holding her soft body.
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>>2483850
Faget I died like 4 times to zombies this morning its time for ponies.

Serious fuck those zombies on Dayz.

>not makin a sound
>suddenly hear the zombie aggro sound
>ZOMBIES COMIN UP THE HILL SHOOT EM! GRAB THE SHOTGUN YOU DONT NEEDA LOAD IT WE DID THAT SHIT FOR YOU SHOOT EM IN THE HEAD!
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>>2483872

15 yearold pls go
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>>2483882
Who the fuck drew this and more importantly WHY.
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>>2483870
Thanks my lip is bleeding now. Also my sunglasses shattered.

brb hospital
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Tactical decision, summoner!
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>>2483886

I do not want to have sex with any of those ponies.
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>>2483894
No I want to talk about horses
Don't tell my mom
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Tox
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>>2483882
>AJ is technically getting Anal right there

Hah
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>>2483905
>LoL
LeL
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>>2483905
Shift+4 all day every day
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>Am I kawaii uguu~?
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>>2483870
fucking UNF
i just want to squeeze it
and lay my head on it and go to sleep
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>>2483873

Yes, a few times.

All to greentext about Braeburn's sweaty, panty-clad balls rubbing against my face.

Except for once to the Caramel fic darf linked.
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>>2483905
>play Darius for first time
>hear his laugh
>its the best god damn thing besides Draven's return pose
>partner in lane dies
>"HA"
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>>2483905
Stay positive!
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>>2483900
>asking such questions
>here
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>>2483913

We miss him.
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>>2483890
I'll get to Cake jiggle physics, some other time, on some other chan.
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srsly you guys
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>>2483913

Tex-anon is the symbol for how people should dress.
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>>2483905
>League of Casuals
You can even buy Dota 2 now, you have no excuse to be still playing this
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>>2483938
>want to lose on purpose to check something
>make custom, 1 v 5 bots
>pick Darius
>win against them with 62/1/0

wot
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>>2483957

Thems fightin' words
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>>2483968
>buy

Well, there's your problem.
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>>2483968
>Buying F2P games
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>>2483952
>do cake jiggle physics
yay
>on another chan

nooooooo
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>>2483968
I tried Dota 2

Im fucking terrible at it.
Even as lich

AS LICH

GONNA HAVE YO MANA
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>>2483961
>not already wearing a leaf on your head at all times

shiggy
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>>2483985
>>2483982
>not just trading shit from the humble indie bundle to get in the beta
>not getting a beta invite
>not knowing anyone who has a beta invite spare
They're really common now
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Dum de dum dum
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>>2484001
But I do have an invite.
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>>2483994

I don't like Dota 2. The voice acting is terrific but the whole playing field is a gray and brown mess to me so it's really hard to pay attention to what's going on. I much prefer HoN and even LoL to it.
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>>2483994
>LoL players plays Dota 2 for the first time.png
I wish I saved it

Of course you're going to be shit for your first...lot of games
Nothing really translates over to Dota 2 from LoL except don't die and last hitting, but even that is far harder
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>>2483903
you know its worth it
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>>2484010
>grey and brown mess
>prefers HoN
Hey wait a sec what
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>>2483988
Do you not know about inflatechan? It's usually where my other stuff goes.
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>>2484014
I'm a casual and I enjoy it, got a problem with that?
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>that feel when you promised yourself you would do all kinds of shit this weekend
>tfw you just sit on MLPG all day again
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>>2484014
Theres just simply too much shit goin on man.

Im not good enough.

It was an easy bot game too. shamefur dispray
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>>2483952
Noooooo, post it here.
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>>2484031
>Klondike 1/14 against bots
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>nobody uploaded the Cherry Jubilee sketch LK did anywhere

DAMMIT

LK put your shit on ponibooru
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>>2484018

HoN is colourful and has crisp graphics. Dota2 is brown and too smooth. It's hard to explain but things just sort of blend in a way that makes it really uncomfortable for me to play.
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>>2484043
Every time.
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crab ponies
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>>2484028
I know dat feel, brudda
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>>2484027
I never said anything about your casualness, nor did I make a comment about it

I just compared the two games
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>>2484051

why has no one made an ogg of them saying CIDER CIDER CIDER?
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>>2484033

I have nothing but respect for LK and much of that stems from the fact that he doesn't post too much fetishy bullshit here. I think he should continue doing what he has always done.
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>>2484051
The yellow one in the background seems to be enjoying herself a little too much
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>>2484067
Look at that happy slut

Disgusting
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>>2484067
I would enjoy myself if I were a pony too.
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>>2484065
ross should take some lessons
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>>2484067

>NOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUN
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>>2484043
Okay I didnt die 14 times...

but still the game is just a shitstorm to me.
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>>2484067

It's fun to have fun.
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>>2484065
...But he's low on the fetish posting here quota!

and anyway, It's Mrs.Cake. Nobody hates Mrs.Cake, or the fact the picture will probably have her ass jiggle like a lake being hit by a earthquake
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All this buzzword talk is makin me wanna smash a bro.
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>>2484067

The yellow one seems a bit unhinged
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>>2484047
Man, I have so many places to upload that I forget half of them. I'll just post it in the next thread. It'll be faster than Ponibooru anyways.
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NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>2484089
Fuck off Yellowuseless, you almost killed everyone with your autistic endeavours
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>>2484089
>It's fun
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>>2484085
There's a helpful guide for beginners that Dignitas made

Basically don't try and improve everything at once - Dota 2 unfortunately is quite punishing and as you said has a lot going on, unlike LoL where everyone is doing mostly the same thing in each lane. Just focus on improving certain areas at a time - denying and last hitting maybe, or situational map awareness. Trying to learn both at the same time is possible of course, but harder to do if you're just starting
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>>2484089
Absolutely disgusting
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>>2484121
http://www.playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?t=462907

This is great too
Read it
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Why aren't you preparing?
>>
WHEN IS NEW HORSE
>>
NEW HORSE WHEN
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>>2484140
My body is on standby
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>>2484153
Hello
>>
You will never have another horse!
You will never have another thread!

You will fall!

Because you never make threads for yourselves!
>>
The time has come to shatter this clockwork horseverse foreverforeverforeverforever
Let us no longer be slaves to the live horse

Players, report in.
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>>2484208
Sun's Fury reporting in.
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>>2484208
>>2484163
>>
Reporting in

Name: Groves
Race: Unicorn
Class: Rogue
Alignment: true neutral
Weapon: Crossbow and a dagger
Skills: Stealth, Escape Artist, Backstab
Cutie Mark: An eye (special talent is examination)
Inventory: Some dried food, a water flask, a piece of flint and steel, a small knife, sharpening tool for dagger, a bottle of poison
Spells: Levitate, Invisibility
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>>2484225
Umm, I don't have my character sheet on this PC, is that a problem?
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>>2484244
You're in luck, I have it on me.

Name: Radiant Isabella Goldentail Dawn
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Celestial (Paladin+Cleric)
Abilities: Aura of Protection(3), Heal(1), Blast(1), Fervor(2).
Alignment: Lawful Good
Weapon: Blessed Celestial Hammer
Cutie Mark: A dawning sun (Her faith in Celestia gives her the power)
Inventory:
-A quick checklist of things to smite
-Balm for burns from Campfire
-A big book of things that are evil
-A Sun Amulet (grants a protective shield against the first hits in combat)
-Food, water, and some torches
-The plate armor of Celestia Herself (Heavy Armor)
-Celestia's old tiara and horseshoes
Multiclass skill is Heal. Also has Last Stand.
Special abilites : Prayer of Wings, Last Stand
Special Passive : Intimidations can't fail
>>
>>2484225 Radiant
>>2484232 Freke
>>2484236 Groves

3/6 here
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>>2484236
I just noticed I only used up 4 skillpoints, is it too late to spend another one? Doesn't really matter all that much, but Lockpicking could come in handy
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>>2484269
Nasse said he'd be back in 30 minutes a while ago.
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>>2484273
You can spend spare skillpoints at any time.
Hell, I guess I could give everyone +1 points for the last game.
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>>2484269
I am here
I don't have my character sheet saved anywhere
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>>2484289
Yvonne
Unicorn
Wildguard
True neutral (worships nature)
Blast and Root
Cutie Mark: proficiency in polearms such as spears and poleaxes or just spears if that's too op
A spear and a short sword
Light armour (counts as medium due to my skill)
supplies and natural remedies.
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>>2484287
I'll spend that on Lockpicking then
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>>2484287
Does that mean us as well?
I was pretty passive...
By the way, did I manage my RP goal so far while still being IC?
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>>2484287
I'll take child of gaia
No wait, we never fight in nature
I'll take natural remedy then
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>>2484317
ok
>>2484328
Being passive was your goal, you still get that point.
>>2484330
right-o

So we're at 4 players then.
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>>2484344
Where is Knifeears? I do hope he is joining.
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>>2484287
Oh, cool. I'll save it for another spell for now.
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>>2484344
I'll take up Word of Power then.
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>>2484358
Sorry for being a sandraker

I misplaced my sheet though
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>>2484407
There's a little sandraker in each of us.
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>>2484407
One moment, let me find it in the archives
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>>2484439
Or not, since Timewarden is not archived.
Please make a new one
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>>2484447

Knifeears
Unicorn
Dark Knight
Lawful Evil
Talent: Stealth
Skills: Vanish (3) Stealth (1) Slam (1)
Weapon: Glaive
Armour: Heavy plate painted dark matte blue and purple
Inventory: A mirror, an opera mask


Found it
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>>2484473
>>2484473
Multiclasses only get 3 skill points.
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>>2484486
Ok let me try and fix that
Knifeears
Unicorn
Dark Knight
Lawful Evil
Skills: Silent Armour (0) Supress (2) Stealth (1)
Talent: Weapon (Glaive)
Weapon: Ethereal Glaive (great weapon)
Armour: Heavy Armour
Inventory: Candles, moon talisman
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>>2484486
+ his class trait: Dark Knight - Silent Armour: Dark knights make no sound when moving, even if wearing Heavy armour
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>>2484501
Forgot the mask damnit

Ok let me try and fix that
Knifeears
Unicorn
Dark Knight
Lawful Evil
Skills: Silent Armour (0) Supress (2) Stealth (1)
Talent: Weapon (Glaive)
Weapon: Ethereal Glaive (great weapon)
Armour: Heavy Armour
Inventory: Candles, moon talisman, opera mask

There. Final.
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>>2484519
Ok are we good to go now?
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>>2484528
I guess?
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>>2484528
Wasn't there someone in MLPG who wanted to join? a new player?

I'm good to go
>>
Also, someone summarize me what happened after we left for the helm?
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>>2484544
we killed the guy and got some loot
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>>2484544
You killed the commander and his inner circle, Aenoi encouraged a bro guard to rise up and become the new commander, Platinum handed over the key to Tartarus and unlimited access to her armoury.

Starswirls is now prepping to leave for Tartarus. You have gathered at Unicopia Palace to make sure everything is in order. A new unicorn has joined you there. Dressed in dark garb and wielding a long halberd, he is quite a sight to behold.
Perhaps you should get acquainted with this newcomer.
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>>2484597
I'm still upset at recent events.
Eye him up, but say nothing.
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>>2484597
"Hello there stranger, that's an impressive stick you are carrying there! See Freke? Now that's a real pointy stick!"
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>>2484597
Take the chance to check the armoury for another spear that might also support my magical abilities and some books, then eye the new fellow. He seems interesting.
>>
"I was requested by the good princess to accompany you on your mission. She seemed to think you could use the help."
>>2484623
"Knifeears. A pleasure to be here."
>>2484611
Roll to figure out the paladin's gender
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>>2484633
What luck. Unicopia was founded by mages, so the library is extensive.
You get a free spell of your choice
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>>2484654
I could use a shield from the armoury.
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>>2484654
I'll take Lightning.

>>2484641
"Hello there! You seem a talented one. Very good choice of weapon, too."
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>>2484641
>1
The paladin is definitely a male.
>>2484665
You find one that pleases your eye. It has vines and leaf symbols carved into it.
>>2484674
Right.
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>>2484674
"Well met. Amuse me for a moment, would you? I know our mission but little of my new allies. Who are you, and what brings you to our... fair city?"
>>2484686
"Sir paladin, you mock me with your eyes. A gesture unfit for one of your status."
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>>2484711
"Where'd you get armour that dark?"
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>>2484711
"Call me a Sir again and I'll rip out your tounge. I'm not in the best mood right now, so you would be clever not to try my patience."
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>>2484711
"Why, for the glory of course! And my lust for adventure and seeing new places and making a fair bit of coin. Don't mind the paladin, she hates everyone equally."
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>>2484208
AM I LATE!?
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>>2484736
Only barely.
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>>2484711
"Hmmph. A simple wandering scholar of the arcane with the privilege of being among those chosen by the Timewarden himself to defeat some threat or another. Of course, the opportunities for learning lost magic arts here are far too great to pass up..."
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>>2484721
"The good Princess provides for those who do her well. It is built to suit my needs, and the needs of those who follow in my steps"
>>2484726
"My, such a temper. For a mare of the sun it seems most unfitting."
>>2484735
"Such is often the case it seems. A shame, really."
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>>2484736
Right on time.
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>>2484735
"I don't hate everyone, I just don't like the circumstances I have to work under..."

>>2484747
"What would you know about that?"
>>
Starswirls walk in, sipping two cups of tea simultaneously

"By now you should be some with the preparations as usual, so we can go. Tartarus lies a while away to the south. There is little worthy of remark on the way there, just some forest and the grounds that will later become some minor town."
He waits for a moment and counts a few seconds silently, then nods.
"At about now is the time I ask if you'd like to simply get there via teleport."
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>>2484836
Derp.
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>>2484839
"Either way works for me, so long as you don't get us killed by teleporting to the wrong place."
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>>2484839
Mimic his voice
"Time is wasted!"
"Get on with it already!"
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>>2484839
"I'm fine with whatever"
>>
>>2484836
"Come now Paladin, there have been devotees to the sun since times immemorial. And most of them have been more... sunny than you.
Brightheart the Blesser comes to mind. As radiant as the sun herself, and as kind as a warm morning breeze"
>>
>>2484839
Mass teleportation? I would be delighted, and even more so if you were to teach me that skill...
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>>2484839
"I'd rather walk. I've been in this town for too long already."
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>>2484872
"Kindness is a most valuable trait one can posess, but the realm needs defenders. I am the Sun's Fury, and I shall purge darkness and evil, to make way to Light and Good!"
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>>2484860
"I've only done that once so far, and that was just to see how it works"
>>2484861
He conjures up a ghostly image of you as a gangly teenager, and has it mirror your movements
>>2484873
"It takes time, friend Freke. A supreme focus and mastery of the teleportation spell. You need to dedicate much study and effort into it if you desire such power"
>>2484875
Starswirls halts for a moment and thinks, seemingly listing things in his mind. He then looks at you and goes "Oh, right. You ARE supposed to do that"

He then goes to draw a circle of magic runes on the palace floor
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>>2484898
"What a terribly naive view of the world you have there, boy..miss. To think that you would at your age still judge things by such a foolish dichotomy of Light and Dark..."
>>
>>2484927
Take notes learn as much as I can from Starswirl's actions.
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>>2484927
"Sigh...I'll get going."
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>>2484839
"Let us teleport then. A mere town-to-be is of little concern to us, Timewarden Starswirls"
>>2484898
"What good is a good that was given life through violence and hate? Such methods bring no joy or beauty to this world, only blood and pain. Is that truly what the Virtuous Sun would ask of it's followers?"
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>>2484952
"Want some company? Might not be wise to walk alone."
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>>2484929
"At least I believe in something, and have something to drive me, something that gives me power!"

>>2484954
"And what do you suggest we do to cultists, serial killers and rapists? Bring them nice Sunflowers and ask them not to terrorize people? I always give my foes a chance of redemption. If there is a bit of good in them, they will live with it. If not, may Celestia have mercy on them, because I won't."

>>2484927
"And you stop that!"
>>
Starswirls has completed the circle, and stands in the middle.
"I'd ask you all to get in here but I know how that will go. Step on up when you're ready to go"
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>>2485001
Step where I supposed to go.
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>>2485001
"Ready as I'll ever be"
>step on and wait for the others
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>>2484992
"Who is this Celestia? I doubt I've heard the name before."
I then glance at the ghostly image
"You were quite a looker back in the day it seems. Heh."
>>2485001
Step into the runes
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>>2485001
Step in and stay amazed. Oh god I'm experiencing Starswirl's magic for myself holy shit
>>
>>2484986
"Sure."
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>>2485030
"Try not to cream yourself"
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>>2485033
"To be fair, it's more out of fear from this crazy old coot trying something fancy with his spell than concern."

I join Yvonne
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>>2485025
"You wouldn't know... but maybe you'll live long enough to see Her."
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>>2485030
"Not you. The path to true understanding is not one of observation and mimicry. You will teleport on your own."
>>2485033
>>2485044
"Then we shall meet you at Tartarus. Do try to avoid the Manticore"
>>2485008
>>2485022
>>2485025
"Good. Now then."
You vanish in a flash
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>>2485036
"Hmmph. I must wonder if you understand what we are about to experience."

>>2485044
"The same to you two. Suit yourselves."
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>>2485060
Goodness.. a test from the Timewarden himself...

Follow him and teleport to Tartarus as well
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>>2485060
"Wh- Never mind, let's get going. Or do you want to go back to the gilded teat, Groves?"
>>
Starswirls, Knifeears, Radiant and Aenoi appear at a rocky outcrop. Castle Canterlot is barely visible in the horizon.
>>2485078
Freke soon appears nearby
"As always, well done. Your path has, once again, begun well."
After a moment another group materializes nearby. It is a group of five unicorns, most likely the mages promised by Platinum.
The Timewarden turns to the rest of the party.
"It will take the other two a while to reach us. The gates lie beyond those monoliths and a mighty beast guards them."
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>>2485104
"A tempting offer, but I'd hate to miss out on all the action in Tartarus. I hope you know your way, cause I sure don't."

I follow Yvonne
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>>2485117
"Why are we going to Tartarus again?"
>>
>>2485117
"..Radiant?"
>>
>>2485123
"Yeah, let's go then."
>Gallop towards Tartarus
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>>2485117
"Well surely they will catch up by the time we're past the gate guardian. Besides, with such a remarkable hero as our good bloodknight of a paladin with us, what do we have to fear?"
>>
>>2485133
"Yes?"
>>
>>2485117
"What now, sir? If we must wait... perhaps you could give a brief lecture?"
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>>2485143
">Mighty beast"
>>
NEEEEEEEEERDS
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>>2485142
Ignore that comment.

>>2485161
"What?"
>>
>>2485175
"Oh nothing"
>>
>>2485123
>>2485141
You leave Unicopia and after a while arrive at the rather vast and dark Everfree Forest.
Going around might take a while, going through might be dangerous.
>>2485132
>>2485149
"Well we are ahead of time a little, perhaps I can tell you this now instead of later. Tartarus is the real in which the most dire evils of Equestria are sealed. Twisted monsters, dark avatars, and most importantly, beings of immeasurable power that once walked Equestria. Beyonders. In legends, Beyonders are regarded as the only things capable of truly slaying gods. I have seen it myself, and it is quite a sight to behold. Only with a beyonder at our side, do we have a hope of facing Strife. However, summoning such a monster is always perilous, and I will need protection as I do so."
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>>2485205
"I believe we should be sufficiently experienced to go through the forest quietly. You are at home in nature and I have my stealth. What do you say?"
>>
>>2485205
"A.. beyonder? Then.. are you saying the legend of Meg'hann the purported nightslayer is a reality? I have heard the tales myself and had thoguht them as nothing more than the occlusion of history, but if this is true..."
>>
You guys started pretty early today. Is there room for me to join?
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>>2485203
"Nothing what?"

>>2485205
"Why in the name of Sun do we let such place exist within Equestria? Can't it be destroyed with all the evils inside it? Why risk the chance that they might escape?"
>>
>>2485242
pretty early? i barely made it in myself!
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>>2485235
"Right, let's try."
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>>2485239
"The tale of the Nightslayer is indeed true, though long lost in the sands of time. Sadly, such a mighty beyonder is not within out reach. We must settle for something a bit less."
>>2485242
I guess. It might get a bit slow though.
>>2485259
"Evil, dearest Goldentail, cannot die. However it can be locked away, behind gates, bars and the hearts of ponies."
>>2485278
>>2485235
You enter the forest. It is quite dark even though it is daytime. Must be the thick foliage. As you proceed forward, you see the DM takes a 5 minte break to buy a pizza. We resume after I get back from the store.
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>>2485300
I take this time the DM isn't paying attention and climb to a tree.
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>>2485259
>with a slight look of disdain
"I miss our battle-filled dates, HON~"
>>
I go and poke the ghostly teenage paladin
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>>2485300
I watch with amusement as Yvonne climbs the tree and enjoy the view.
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>>2485300
"This isn't safe at all..."

>>2485314
"Dates? Is there something I should know about?"

>>2485322
"Stop poking me!"
>>
>>2485334
"Make me"
>>
Do you guys want me at Tartarus, or in the Everfree?
>>
>>2485341
"You don't want that, believe me."
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>>2485334
Join in poking the apparition, though more to try and figure out how the Timewarden constructed it than for mocking the foolish boy..girl.
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>>2485334
"uuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHHHHHHH

I would think that you of all people would want to fight a large beast guarding the gates of Hell itself then start cutting up all the evil inside"
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>>2485346
Your call, I guess, but a giant buffalo isn't exactly the stealthiest companion.
>>
>>2485332
"like what you see, hon?"
>>
>>2485347
"Try me deary. I'd love to see if you have guts to back that sharp mouth of yours"
>>
>>2485369
Well then I guess I'll leave you two to have fun in the Everfree.
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>>2485360
"Starswirl just said that evil can't be destroyed... And if that's true, I won't help them by destroying the beast that guards them."

>>2485374
"I'm going to be the bigger pony now and let you be. For now. Don't try my patience any further."
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>>2485370
I crack a smile and take my eyes off the wildguard. I scan the environment.

"Just admiring the scenery."

>>2485391
Hey, you can join if you want to, it's up to you. Might be funny.
>>
>>2485414
Well if you say so.

"She is good looking for a pony?"
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>>2485441
"What were you doing skulking about Everfree, oh mighty buffalo?"
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>>2485441
I spin around and look at the buffalo that just appeared out of seemingly nowhere. I blink my eyes a few times as I regain my posture.

"Errr, sure. Just a little... planty, that's all."
>>
WELL THAT TOOK A WHILE

Shall we continue?
>>
>>2485479
Let's go.
>>
>>2485479
No, you blew it, DND cancelled forever, there will be no more seasons of your favourite show and your favourite writer just died!
>>
>>2485479
Yes
>>
>>2485463
"I decided walking to Tartarus would be good for me."

>>2485465
"Planty? I would have said she was tiny, but that is true for all you ponies."
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>>2485492
I drop down on the buffalo's back
"Well guess that's it for stealthy, let's go!"
>>
>>2485487
TERRY NOOOOOOOO!

The Everfree team observes the surroundings. There is a stream visible, and some hills to the north. Tartarus was supposed to be to the south. There are no immediate threats, which is a bit odd considering Everfree's reputation.

Meanwhile at Tartarus, Starswirls is drawing some shapes in the dust. He seems to be listing things in his head.
"...and they should be done messing around in just about... now"
He stands up
"Ok everyone, shall we move out?"
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>>2485550
"Of course, sir."
>>
>>2485550
"Shouldn't we wait for the others?"
>>
>>2485550
"why yes, most certainly"
>>
>>2485550
"No manticores yet, lovely. Yvonne, take point, cause I have no idea where we are."
>>
>>2485569
Right. Let's go.
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>>2485569
"We must simply head south. In the interest of making good time I'm going to offer you a spot on my back too."
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>>2485599
"A bit strange, but I suppose you are right."

I hop myself on his back with the help of some levitation
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>>2485613
>>2485583
"Hold on tight you two."

>>2485550
I charge south.
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>>2485569
>>2485583
>>2485599
>>2485621
The forest gives way to a clearing. You can see some scratch marks on the trees.
Roll to figure out what might be nearby and where it is.

>>2485560
>>2485564
>>2485566
"Well of course we w-"
There is a massive flash of light behind some of the rocks further up and a stiff breeze blows through your manes. Starswirls looks up, shocked.
"WHAT THE? WHA- HOW- WHO- WHAT!? IMPOSSIBLE!!! HEROES! FIND IT AND KILL IT. THIS IS AN ORDER. RIGHT NOW!"
The Timewarden rushes off into the direction of the light, dropping his hat as he panics.
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>>2485630
Oh fuck.
Roll to stay calm and observe what I can without moving from my spot. Look for any vantage points from which I can easily cast.
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>>2485630
I take out my hammer, and rush after him without a word.
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>>2485630
"I should have just kept my mouth."
>>
>>2485630
Rolling.

My character sheet, if it is needed.
Name: Tatanka
Race: Buffalo
Class: Knight
Special Talent: Slam
Armor: Ironbark Armor (superheavy but lighter than most superheavy armors)
Weapon: His helmet
Skills: Slam, Superheavy Armour Proficiency, Sentry, Suppress
Inventory: One day's rations, armor oil
Racial talent: Huge
Alignment: Chaotic Netural/no deity
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>>2485630
Get my spear ready
Roll to spot
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>>2485630
>take up my shield and run ahead
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>>2485638
You chill out and think for a moment. The flash came from the upper ridge, so staying down here makes you a target. Teleporting up onto a raised position would be a plan.
>>2485640
>0 to take a hammer and stay quiet
You drop your hammer and say your thoughts on the situation and Starswirls' toned flanks out loud.
>>2485671
As you catch up to the Timewarden, you notice his eyes are going wild. "I DON'T CARE WHO HE IS OR WHAT HE SAYS. DO NOT LISTEN TO HIM, DO NOT TALK TO HIM. DO NOTHING BUT KILL HIM."

>>2485644
>>2485650
>>2485652
>4
>2
>fucking 0
Those markings are clearly old and that hole in the ground looks like a shorcut.
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>>2485690
"I know better than to take shortcuts in such an environment, let's continue southwards. Silently."
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>>2485630
Roll to stealth and begin climbing the ridge to catch the target off guard
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>>2485690
"You two go ahead. I'm afraid I won't fit in that tunnel."
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>>2485690
>motivation time
"DON'T WORRY STARSWIRL! WE CAN HANDLE THIS!"
>>
>>2485690
Pick my hammer back up, and catch up.
"What the hell is going on?"
>>
>>2485696
"Whatever you say."
>>
>>2485690
Hey DM is the game full?
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>>2485690
Find a platform higher than the ridge, or at least higher than where I am and teleport there. Get ready to freeze the target if I spot it.
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>>2485696
>>2485713
"I didn't realize you both enjoyed riding on my back so much."

>>2485690
I leave the clearing and head south.
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>>2485716
For you, I can make an exception.

>>2485718
You teleport up. It offers you a good view of the area, but there is a notable dust cloud obscuring your sight. Roll to see the target.
>>2485701
You manage to become hidden, but your bulky armour makes it nearly impossible to climb. You will arrive late.
>>2485710
>>2485711
"NO IT WONT BE OK. THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN. THIS IS NOT EVEN POSSIBLE. IF WE DO NOT STOP HIM THEN ALL MIGHT WELL BE LOST"
You arrive at the dust cloud. Roll to spot the enemy.

>>2485738
You continue southwards. You can see the mountain range in the distance, but there is a large shape between it and you. It is not moving.
>>
>>2485775
Rolling.
"What is it? Answer me, what is it??!!"
>>
>>2485775
>scan ahead with my shield raised in front of me
>>
>>2485775
Thank you
Rolling.
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>>2485775
Rolling.

Get ready to freeze the target to the ground or otherwise immobilise it.
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>>2485775
I'll hop down and inspect it.
"Get ready you all"
>>
>>2485775
I shake Groves off my back and assume a battle stance.
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>>2485775
>>2485801

I hope off the buffalo's back and take out my crossbow.
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>>2485793
"WE HAVE AN INTRUDER IN TIME. SOMEONE ELSE IS USING MY TIME TRAVEL SPELLS. THEY MUST BE HERE TO BREAK THE TIMESTREAM!"
>>2485795
>>2485798
>>2485799
You can see him. A Unicorn pony, with some sharp crystals seemingly growing from his flesh. Freke's quick reactions allow him to quickly render it helpless before it can recover from the shock of time travel.

>>2485801
>>2485805
>>2485806
It seems to be a manticore. But it is not moving at all. Curious.
Touch it?
Roll to sneak past?
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>>2485835
I look at the buffalo and roll my eyes, then slip into stealth and wait to see what my allies do
>>
>>2485835
Take advantage of its immobility to aim and fire a lightning spear.
>>
>>2485835
I'll sneak a bit closer to see if it's dead or not
"I have some meat in my bags, I can distract it if it comes to that."
>>
>>2485835
Ask Starswirl about this unicorn.
>>
>>2485835
"What if he want to warn us about something? Are you sure he is an enemy?"
>>
>>2485835
I position myself to charge the manticore if it turns hostile.
>>
>>2485835
>assume a defensive stance
"HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT, STARSWIRL?"
>>
>>2483931
Derpy is a very ugly pone.
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>>2485868
>>2485883
>>2485851
The Manticore is not moving because it seems to be made of stone.
You hear some hissing nearby.

>>2485862
Having expended so much magic in the freeze spell, your lightning fizzles out.
>>2485870
>>2485873
>>2485897
"I HAVE BEEN HERE AN INFINITE TIME WITH INFINITE DIFFERENT PASTS AND OUTCOMES. I KNOW HOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO GO. THERE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE OTHER TIME TRAVELERS HERE. THIS IS AN ANOMALY. KILL IT!"
>>
>>2485914
"EVERYONE DON'T LOOK AT THE SOURCE OF THAT SOUND AND RUN SOUTHWARDS AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!"
>>
>>2485914
Jeez relax old man.
Backstab the pony.
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>>2485914
Focus, recharge and fire again.
>>
>>2485914
I close my eyes and charge south.
>>
>>2485914
Take my hammer and get in range.
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>>2485923
I come out of my stealth, not wanting to overtax myself while running away.

I follow Yvonne
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>>2485928
You stab the helpless pony as it strains against the ice.
"NO! Please listen!" it screams
>>2485932
Still nothing. Maybe lighting isn't your strong point.
>>2485943
The time traveler looks at you "Just let me explain!"

>>2485940
>>2485947
You run straight into a petrified bear. There is a chicken look at it from a bush.
>>
>>2485977
brb in 10-30 mins
Groves can autopilot me meanwhile.
>>
>>2485977
You have one minute.
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>>2485977
I go around the bear and keep charging south.
>>
>>2485977
Bah.

Teleport above and try discharging lightning through my spear as I perform a plunging attack.
>>
>>2485993
OH BOY
>>2485977
Remembering what Yvonne screamed at us, I go around and keep following her, careful not to lay my eyes on anything but the ground
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>>2486007
It works! The unicorn is almost dead.
"...please..."
>>2485995
"HE HAS NO SUCH TIME."
Starswirls lifts the crystal pony off the frozen ground, flesh ripping as it sticks to the ice.
"I don't CARE how you got hold of my spells, or what master you serve, but I am the warden of time, and YOU will NOT stand against me."
He breaks the crystal unicorn in half.
"Now then. Tartarus. And make haste."
Knifeears finally makes it up the cliff.

>>2486006
>>2486012
You make it to the gates and see the gory display as Starswirls snaps the pony.
Without any context, it looks quite worrying.
>>
>>2486064
I keep quiet as I approach the party.
>>
>>2486064
Take what time I can to examine the crystals. Such sorcery seems almost primal...

Try and break off a sample for myself to keep.
>>
>>2486064
Lead the way and try to relax you are going to give you a heart attack.
>>
>>2486064
"That was pretty dark, 'time warden'"
>>
>>2486096
You grab a crystal. It seems to resonate when you bring it near your horn, and even harder when you bring it near Starswirls.
Interesting.
>>
>>2486064
Watch in disbelief as everyone else leaves the higher ground, then rummage the dead pony for loot after they leave.
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>>2486064
"Well here we are! That was a nice detou-"

I cut myself off as I see the dead pony.

"Oh dear."
>>
>>2486128
Stow it for now. This could be important, if not revolutionary.
>>
>>2486128
"Starswirl! What was all that about?"
>>
>>2486064
"You didn't even let him explain himself! Maybe you just murdered an innocent!"
>>
>>2486127
>>2486112
He seems to be lost in thought
"Whocouldpossiblyhavegottenthosespellsletaloneusethemtofindmeherenononothiscannotbehappeninghow
doIfixthisdamnit..."
>>2486142
You find a note he was carrying and a crystal lens.
You then skid down the hill to join the others at the gates.
>>2486167
"Somehow, someone has learned my time magic, and is using it to try and break this timestream no doubt. As long as key elements remain intact, I know that the future will not change in any remarkable way, but I can no longer be certain of small events in the present. Be careful."
>>2486201
"That is a far preferable alternative to allowing him to potentially break ALL OF TIME. That was a rogue element I cannot risk hindering our mission to stop Strife. If we fail here, everything you have ever known will be wiped out before it can even be created."
>>
>>2486201
"Calm yourself, girl. Even I could tell there was something terribly wrong with such an incursion. Even if he was innocent, the effects of letting something like THAT go undisturbed would be incomprehensible."
>>
>>2486238
"Perhaps he was a future student of yours?"
>>
>>2486238
"Does that mean we can die?"
>>
>>2486238
"Well, that's settled, who's hungry?"
>>
>>2486238
Split off a bit of my crystal and hand him the smaller piece.

"Sir, you might want to take a look at this. It might provide some insight."
>>
>>2486238
I guess you are right.

>>2486268
Wait what?!
>>
>>2486266
"I know all my students. I remember every single moment from the birth of their grandparents to the last breath their great grandchildren breathe as if it only just happened. I have been there and seen it all countless times. He was not one of mine."
>>2486268
>>2486282
"At this time, NOTHING is certain any more."
>>2486279
The crystal vibrates so hard it almost explodes as soon as it goes near Starswirls' horn
"Remarkable. These crystals seem to be attuned... or possibly impregnated... or even MADE OF time..."
>>
>>2486260
"yes yes we all know you're gay for starswirl"
>>
>>2486325
I keep an eye on the Tartarus gate.
>>
>>2486325
Do you mind if I cut the crystal with my etheral dagger?
>>
I take out some food and start eating, listening lazily to my companions
>>
>>2486325
"This wasn't part of the deal! You promised I would see Celestia again!"
>>
I read the note, but show it to nobody
>>
>>2486329
"Learn some respect, Preacher. You speak to one whose work has ensured you even exist to speak such things."

>>2486347
Split off another small piece and hand it to Dawn..
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>>2486370
"I didn't realize you were starswirl, my apologies, Freke the starswirl"
>>
>>2486413
"Ah, you would bring down arguments through harping on mere slips of the tongue. Very well."
>>
>>2486351
"You must understand, Goldentail. Time itself has changed. NOTHING is the same any more.
>>2486347
>>2486370
The crystal begins to bleed out a transparent haze. It seems to slow the passage of time as you stand in it.
>>2486361
Timewarden. Time itself is in danger. A foe far beyond any I will face has come out of hiding and taken many, myself included, prisoner. It seeks to destroy all that exists by drawing back the Beyonders en masse. It has spies in time now. YOU MUST FIND ANOTHER WAY TO KILL STRIFE. THOSE SPIES MUST NOT FIND OUT HOW THE RITUAL WORKS.
-Starswirls the Endless
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>>2486452
Fuck

Go back and try collecting a few more from the corpse. We could use them in a pinch.
>>
>>2486476
A few more crystals, I mean
>>
>>2486443
"My respect for Starswirl the Bearded is well earned, for you, there isn't much"
>>
>>2486452
"What do we do now, Starswirl?"
>>
>>2486476
You harvest a few more crystals.
Starswirls has gathered enough of himself to lead you onto the gates proper.

A huge black hound is standing guard there.
The gates themselves are massive, constructed of iron and stone.
>>
>>2486452
Sooo, what are we going to do now?
>>
>>2486452
"You promised, and I trusted you! I-"

I turn to Knifeears
"What are you hiding there?"
>>
>>2486505
"Are we going to have to fight that, or can you get us past it?"
>>
>>2486505
Load up my crossbow with a poisoned bolt.

"What's the plan, friends?"
>>
>>2486505
Normally I'd let Starswirls take charge, but things have changed. Prepare to freeze the centre mouth if I need to.

>>2486516
Roll to see if I can spot Knifeears hiding anything too.
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>>2486505
"if this is guarding it, great celestia help us all for whats inside"
>>
I stash the note
>>2486516
"Nothing that concerns you, zealot"
>>2486505
"Oh my. Killing that will take a while."
>>
>>2486549
>>2486579
>9 to spot
>9 to stash
Argue it out among yourselves.
>>2486516
>>2486542
>>2486548
>>2486549
>>2486573
"This is Cerberus. It is the gatekeeper. As time SHOULD go, we are not to slay it. There have been many ways to bypass it, from stealth to lures to talking kindly. But I can no longer know for sure."
>>
>>2486516
"God damn it, I trusted you! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!"
>>
>>2486579
Vanish behind him and steal the letter.
>>
>>2486635
"What do you suggest? Give it some dog treats and hope it wont see us as treats instead?"
>>
>>2486635
"Just let me know when the fighting is about to start."
>>
>>2486579
>>2486635

"Friend, what have you got there? Considering our situation, we mustn't take any risks, if any of us are to even emerge alive. Please, at least let me see."
>>
>>2486669
>666 9
That might indeed be a plan, critical satan.
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>>2486635
"Well we can't just up and restructure time. Lets find out of we can still use the tried-n-true methods"
>>
>>2486683
"Keep your hooves to yourself. This does not concern you. I'm taking it back to the Princess"
>>2486656
Roll to see it coming
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>>2486680
>>2486704
"In that case, I'll be lurking."

I slip into stealth and take up position to fire if something goes wrong
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>>2486716
"Then show the Timewarden, would you? Any information of use to the Princess would be off sue to him."

Roll to distract him while Dawn takes it.
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>>2486752
Yvonne does the same
>>
>>2486716
>>2486752
>>2486763
Three on one, Dawn takes the letter.

Starswirls is looking at Everfree and stroking is beard.
>>
>>2486778
>read the letter
Hey old man I think this is for you.
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>>2486799
Try to peek at the letter as well.
>>
>>2486799
Starswirls' face goes blank
"No. Nononono. NO. NO NO NO NO NO. NO NOT THIS. THIS CANNOT BE. NO. ARGH!"
He turns to face Knifeears
"WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME!? WHY? ARE YOU ONE OF THE SPIES?"
>>
>>2486855
Oh my.

Prepare to freeze Knifeear's hooves to the ground if he so makes a move.
>>
>>2486855
"What is it?"
Flank Knifeears from behind, hammer ready should he try anything.
>>
>>2486855
>>2486869
>>2486881
"Calm down everypone. I simply saw some profit to be earned. I am no spy."
>>
>>2486855
I get ready for a fight to break out.
>>
>>2486855
"CALM DOWN OLD MAN, THERE IS NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. YOU WANTED THE INTRUDER DEAD. YOU SET THIS ABOUT"
>>
Test.
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>>2486896
"Hmmph.. that you would seek to profit from those desperate to save your very existence..."

Calm down, but don't turn attention away.
>>
ded or not ded
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>>2486896
"Profit? From the destruction of the world? What kind of pony are you to talk to me about kindness then?"

Stay on guard.
>>
http://mlpg.co/q/res/8501.html
>>
Testing
>>
Sandraker
>>
boobies
>>
>>2480898
pls respond.
>>
>>2486999
>999
It is canon now. You are a sandraker.
>>
I have no idea what's going on
>>
>>2486999
>sandraker rogue
You disgust me.
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>>2480898
>Knifeears

Hmph. Fine, we've all read it. Your decision, Starswirls, sir?
>>
>>2487040
>>2487046
Sometimes it's better to take it slow and be precise than to rush it and do it half-assedly.
>>
"Just give the note back. We have more important things to do here than argue over things.

For instance, we could go get a lesser monster from that forest to distract the Cerberus. Surely you saw some in there?"
>>
>>2487075
You want the noteback?
Well fuck you! We should use him as distraction.
>>
>>2487075

>>2487090
I sigh and slip back out of stealth

"Can we please stop acting like a bunch of little foals? Last time I checked, we had an underworld to go visit.

Anyone got any meat or dog treats?"
>>
>>2487090
"I'd hate to see a pretty face like you go so soon, but perhaps YOU would make better bait, swiftwings."
Roll to push her into Cerberus' line of sight.
>>
>>2487132
Stab him in the eye.
>>
>>2487132
>>2487145
You are no match for the quick pegasus, and your eye is reduced to a worthless mess.
You stumble in pain and land in front of Cerberus.
It attacks you.

The way to the gates is clear as long as Cerberus is busy mauling the Dark knight.
>>
>>2487199
Quickly lets go.
>>
>>2487199
Go through, after making sure the timewarden is calm enough to follow.
>>
>>2487199
I hesitate for a moment before following the the group

"Sorry bro, but you kinda brought that shit down on yourself."
>>
>>2487199
>Yvonne follows the others

>slowly follow
>>
>>2487145
Tatanka is running with me.
>>
>>2487231
>>2487250
>>2487322
>>2487347
You sneak past the massive hound as Knifeears fights for his life, half blind and wounded. A door more suitable to smaller creatures like yourselves is located on the main gate. Starswirls opens it with the Tartarus Key and you enter, abandoning the Dark Knight to die.

You are inside Tartarus.
You see a blasted hellscape expand before you, reaching far beyond reason into a crimson horizon. You see mountains rise from the scorched ground, reaching at the impossibly tall ceiling like gnarled stone talons.
The hellish smell of blood and ash fills the air. This is the prison of the darkest evils Equestria has ever known.
This is Tartarus.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs
>>
>>2487423
What know Starswirl? We cant use the ritual.
>>
>>2487423
"Beauty, welcome to the end of the world lads!


What's the plan?"
>>
>>2487423
Scout a path ahead using binoculars, then take out a crystal and see if it's reacting to anything.
>>
>>2487423
"I thought I'd never see a worse sight than what Strife made of my homeland..."
>>
>>2487423
"This place...This is Hell... Let's finish our business as soon as we can!"
>>
>>2487440
>>2487469
"I. Do. Not. Know."
Starswirls slumps down and stared into the distance. Tears fill his eyes.
"For the first time in my eternal life I am forced to say that. For a hundred eternities I've studied the timelines, learned every turning point, every event, every moment every SINGLE DETAIL by heart. And now, it all comes crashing down. I no longer know what awaits us. Everything has changed and if we cannot get that beyonder to help us face Strife, history itself may be altered if not destroyed."
He lays down.
"Perhaps I am one of those prime evils that deserve to be locked in here..."
>>2487479
There are may twisting and winding paths. Floating islands. Great monsters the size of landmasses move slowly in the distance.
The crystal does not seem to be responding to anything particular in here, at least not now.
>>
>>2487541
"One step at a time, then"
>start walking
>>
>>2487541
"Sir, please, calm yourself. Your composure is going to be needed more than ever now. Let us see if we can at least find this Beyonder whom we are supposed to enlist the aid of, better than doing nothing and waiting for our doom."
>>
>>2487541
>hug him
Dont cry big guy we still can find the creature just lead the way.
>>
>>2487541
"Could you use a different Beyonder instead? Why are the Beyonders kept here anyways, aren't they heroes?"
>>
>>2487541
>>2487557

"Well, I suppose today is as good of a day to die as any."

Follow Aenoi
>>
>>2487541
"Don't beat yourself, old timer... in times like this, it is crucial to have Faith..."
I glance down at the ground.
"I have faith in you and trust you. I trust you that you are true to your words and you will let me see Celestia again. We need you."
>>
>>2487564
>>2487558
>>2487563
"That's the thing, friends. We are not here to free a beyonder. We are here to acquire the one thing that can help us SUMMON a beyonder. The unholy potion created long ago by a mad pony whose name has been lost even to me. It is locked away at the Vault of Unholy Relics, upon the Flayed Plateau. That red one there, with the small rivers on it."
Indeed, the plateau he points at does look like raw muscle due to the red stone and dark streams that cover it.
>>2487596
"You're right Goldentail. ALL of you are right. I cannot simply lay down and die because I no longer know for sure what is to come. There was once a time when I, too had to face things as they came. I survived then, as I will now. ONWARDS!"
>>
>>2487660
I follow Starswirl.
>>
>>2487660
Thats the spirit!
>>
>>2487660
"Of course, sir, we shall stand by you. Incidentally, would it be safer to teleport? There are a great number of monstrosities here."
>>
>>2487660
>>2487675
I go where the group goes


Fucking Nosso has been gone for more than an hour
>>
>>2487660
"That's the spirit! And just so you know, if I die here before I could ask Celestia, I will haunt you for your eternal life!"

I follow him.
>>
>>2487702
Maybe his sauna ate him. Should we just assume Yvonne is riding on my character's back again?
>>
>>2487712
"Pray tell, Lady Smite-a-lot what it is you want to ask of Salestia?"
>>
>>2487749
Bufallo-rider Wildguard with a spear?
FUND IT!
>>
>>2487762
"That's none of your business! And Her name is Celestia!"
>>
>>2487762
>Salestia
Hahahah good one!
>>
As you march deeper into Tartarus, you see dark shapes skitter around in the unnatural crimson light that bathes the area. You can hear low growling in the shadows and sense a general malignant presence in the air.

As you walk along, you see a group of young ponies being threatened by a large, skinless bear with mighty tusks and horns.
>>
>>2487797
"Starswirl! There are ponies here! They need our help!"

I grab my hammer and prepare to charge in.
>>
>>2487783
"Come, come, we're friends right? We've been through so many thin-"

>>2487797
"Oh boy, there's some of that local wildlife."
>>
>>2487797
"There should be no outsiders other than us here. Even then, it's better to leave them be than risk contaminating ourselves."

Wait to see what the others will do.
>>
>>2487797
"What are those ponies doing down here Starswirl?"
>>
>>2487797
>create a light from my horn and shine it in that general direction
>>
>>2487797
Roll for stealth.
>>
>>2487815
"We had to go to great lengths to get in here. Either those ponies can handle themselves, or this is some sort of trap for us."
>>
>>2487821
>>2487827
"we're in tartarus, chances are these are memories, or ghosts, or the last replaying memories of a broken necromancer"
>>
>>2487815
>>2487827
"Leave them you fools! Those are not ponies!"
They sure do sound like ponies though as the bear mauls one of them
>>
>>2487863
"But that bear is killing them! They sure seem like ponies to me? What are they then?"

Don't charge yet, but trot in place, ready to swing into action.
>>
>>2487863
"I agree, no need to get distracted by what could be a illusion to lure us in."
>>
>>2487863
"What are they? Ghosts?"
>>
>>2487882
"Stay yourself, Paladin! They seek to prey on the good within you to lure you into their trap! You must steel yourself and leave it be! Or would you rather not live to see your princess again?"
>>
>>2487882
>>2487891
>>2487915
>>2487916
The bear gores another one into a mess of bone and meat
"Those are just Changelings trying to get us to help them. Ignore them. We need to get to that vault.
>>
>>2487946
Whats a changeling?
>>
>>2487946
"should you or one of us lead the way?"
>>
>>2487916
I start to look around franatically
"They are visibly suffering! I swore an oath to help all of those who are in need!

>>2487946
Quickly look up Changeling in my big book of Evil things.
>>
>>2487946
"Good enough for me, let's press on!"
>>
>>2487946
"Changelings are imprisoned in Tartarus? Or only the few that haven't escaped?"
>>
>>2487966
But they are evil creatures or something.
>>
>>2487946
"I did not realize those were any more than a minor nuisance. Let's keep going."
>>
>>2487966
"The only thing they are in need of is your life, Paladin. Come!"
>>
Uh
am I still here
I'm still a bit drowsy
>>
>>2488004
You're on my back.
>>
>>2487956
>>2487966
Changeling: Ponylike creature that feeds off emotions, primarily love, devotion and caring.
Can take the shape of any other pony or creature of similar size.
Often live in large swarms under a single broodmother.

You press on, leaving the changelings to die at the hands of the Dire Bear.

As you approach the plateau, you see the bridge leading over a marge chasm has been broken. The chasm is deep and you cannot see the bottom.
You catch a glimpse of a tall, dark blue pony on the other side, heading for the vault as well before she disappears from sight.
>>
>>2488045
What was that?
>>
>>2488045
"Who was she?"
>>
>>2488045
"Who was that? We must stop him? Dawn, can we fly to the other side? Or can you teleport us there, Starswirl?"
>>
>>2488045
"She looked kinda cute... from behind"
>>
>>2488045
"Did you see that, Timewarden, sir?" Does that look at all familiar to you?

Try and see if teleporting over is feasible.
>>
>>2488078
Well we can use the bridge let me test it.
>>
>>2488045
>scan for things to fix the bridge with
>>
>>2488066
>>2488068
>>2488078
>>2488091
"Either it was a changeling that knows far too much or... I dread to think of the other option.
I can teleport us, but teleporting in Tartarus is dangerous business. We might scatter.
Freke. I might need you to assist me."

>>2488100
>00
The remains of the bridge give way, a rope snags you and you and several tons of stone fall into the chasm.
>>
>>2488131
PRAYER OF WINGS!
I dive after Dawn to catch her!
>>
>>2488131
Very well then-

>>2488100
FUCK

Throw a crystal from my bag over the edge to Dawn. If she can reproduce that slow-time effect..
>>
>>2488131
Roll to try and save her using my magic
>>
>>2488131
Fly back up.
>>
>>2488131
>Use my magic to try to catch Dawn
>>
>>2488175
>Dawn is a pegasus

Oh
I guess that's one crystal wasted
>>
>>2488131
"Uh...oh."
Feel useless
>>
>>2488213
I can catch the chrystal.
>>
>>2488160
>0
No Celestia, No wings. You just jumped off a cliff head first.
>>2488162
>>2488175
You grab the time crystal and cut it, slowing down time. You use this time to free yourself and fly back up.
>>2488187
Well you miss dawn but I'm sure Radiant will be happy for you saving her.

"That was a waste of time. Now. Shall we try teleporting, or find another way?"
>>
>>2488230
Sigh


Levitate Radiant back up
>>
>>2488230
"How far would we scatter if we teleported?"
>>
>>2488230
I guess if your teleport fail I can move some of us.
>>
>>2488230
Teleport, I shall assist you. Now, show me how we are going to mass teleport all of us over to the other side...
>>
>>2488230
"uh, thanks... Dawn, you just attract trouble!"

"Scattering over Hell would be a bit dangerous, wouldn't it?"
I then talk to myself
"And why didn't my prayers work..."
>>
>>2488290
Good thing you are always around.
>>
>>2488230
"Let's just get this over with."
>>
>>2488264
Starswirls draws a familiar runic circle
"Now. Focus on each rune as if it was a part of yourself. Your leg, our head, your tail. Imagine the circle is your body. Then, once you are sure you feel it, teleport like normal."
>>2488256
"At worst, all across Tartarus, from the ash wastes of Erebus to the lightless ocean of Gehennom."
>>
>>2488314
"I might not be someday..."
>>
>>2488321
"Perhaps we should find another way across then."
>>
>>2488331
Someday maybe but not today.
>>
>>2488321
Focus and follow his instructions, closing my eyes to fully immerse myself in the immense power of the Timewarden, then teleport.
>>
>>2488321
"Right, we're playing Russian roulette then. Fun."


I stand in the circle and do as instructed
>>
>>2488321
"That sounds everything but safe."
>>
>>2488321
"I'd rather be ripped to shreds than get raped, please don't let me get raped"
>>
>>2488321
Ok lets roll.
>>
>>2488321
Like I said
"Let's get this over with"
>>
>>2488352
>2
You can feel Starswirls inside your head
"FOCUS"
Reroll.
>>
>>2488397
Curses.

Stem the awe in my head and focus solely on the element of magic here, of how we are to travel to the other side..
>>
>>2488417
With a massive flash, the party vanishes.

Tatanka and Groves land in one place

Radiant; Dawn and Yvonne in another

Aenoi and Freke in one more

Starswirls is nowhere to be seen.
You can all see the vault temple up above. It seems you simply ended up on different spots on the Flayed Plateau. However you cannot see the other groups.
Make yourselves ready and come up with a plan.
>>
>>2488481
"Aw, I miss my mount. Should we meet up with the others first?"
>>
>>2488481
Are you ok girls?
Where are the others?
>>
>>2488481
"I hate fancy magic...Dawn, would it be too dangerous for you to fly up a bit to see if the others are near?"
>>
>>2488481
"Let's get to that temple."
>>
>>2488481
"you're a spy aren't you?"
>roll to cast a great light in the sky to alert the others
>>
>>2488481
"Curses.

Preacher, we will need to move. Can you cast a signal of some sort while we walk?"
>>
>>2488513
I dont see any creatures around so let me see.
Roll for flying.
>>
>>2488481
>>2488514
I look around dazed and see that I ended up separated from the group with the buffalo

"At least I'm not alone or with Freke or Radiant... Can I ride on your back again?"
>>
>>2488518
"Ah, thank you. As for your question, I could ask the same of you, but rest assured I have no intention to interfere with the great Timewarden's work."
>>
>>2488518
>>2488533
Your green signal lights up the sky for a moment.
Either of the other two groups can now take a detour to find Aenoi and Freke, but doing so wastes some time.
>>2488553
The air is thin and feels like it is clawing at you as you open your wings. You fail to take flight on this attempt.
You do catch a glimpse of the dark pony though. She is not far higher than you, and is climbing to the temple.
>>
>>2488585
"I think we should get together before getting to the temple. Or do you think they could meet us up there?"
>>
>>2488585
"What is it, sister? Are you all right?"
>>
>>2488558
"Fair enough."

>>2488585
"You see any way of getting in?"
>>
>>2488585
Use binoculars to observe the temple for any points that can be easily accessed, and for that pony.

Briefly consider trying to mass teleport Aenoi with me.
>>
>>2488556
"Fine. Hop on."

>>2488585
I go to the temple as quickly as I can.
>>
>>2488585
Fly and stab the dark pony.
>>
>>2488627
"Damn it, always with her rash decisions! Come now, Wildguard, on the double!"

Gallopp after Dawn as fast as I can.
>>
>>2488648
Sigh out loud and follow.
>>
>>2488627
You take flight, ignoring the feeling of invisible, rough hands groping tour tender wings. However as you reach the dark pony, it quickly turns and takes flight.
>>2488618
You see the dark pony flying up the mountain, with Dawn in hot pursuit. There seems to be a spiraling path that breaks off into multiple directions as it comes lower.
>>2488648
>>2488669
You follow Dawn on hoof, and soon realize the path connects to a long spiral path that leads to the summit.
>>2488626
>>2488556
You begin charging ahead, knocking away a few Dire Hounds that are chewing on a dead changeling as you run past.
>>
>>2488743
I keep going.
>>
>>2488743
"Anything useable Mage?"
>>
>>2488743
Keep going!
>>
>>2488743
"Preacher.. Aenoi, we need to go"

Run and follow the path up to the summit
>>
>>2488743
"Hold onto your ass Tartarus! We've got a goddamned Buffalo steamroller here!"

I hold on for my dear life
>>
>>2488786
'I do not think I can risk taking a passenger on a teleport in this environment, even with the Timewarden's demonstration, so we run and follow that path. Hurry!"
>>
>>2488743
I land my wings hurt.
>>
>>2488743
Well there's hardly any reason to stop.
>>
>>2488820
"Lead the way"
>follow the mage
>>
>>2488778
>>2488787
>>2488802
>>2488796
>>2488786
>>2488838
>>2488825
You are making good time. The paths will connect to eachother at the summit. Just one more push.
>>2488821
You land near the peak, and looking around see that there are three Minotaurs, each guarding one path.

You can hear some commotion behind you, down at the bottom of the pleateau.
>>
>>2488860
Go go go!
>>
>>2488860
Almost there.
>>
>>2488860
Roll for stealth and I look for my friends.
>>
>>2488860
GOTTA GO FASTER
>>
>>2488860
Keep going.
>>
>>2488860
is that to the party? in which case
>take a second to look back and see what's going on>take a second to look back and see what's going on
>>
>>2488898
SANDRAKER!
>>
>>2488860
Keep going.
>>
>>2488910
You see a massive army of hellish monsters gathering from all corners of Tartarus, drawn by your presence.
Changelings. Dire Beasts. Demons. Landkrakens. They hunger for mortal flesh.
>>2488875
>>2488890
>>2488891
>>2488898
>>2488908
>>2488929
You arrive at the summit. And are immediately faced by three Minotaurs. They are wearing massive suits of hellish superheavy plate and wielding wicked greataxes.
>WE ARE THE KEEPERS OF THE TEMPLE. LEAVE THIS PLACE.
>>
>>2489022
"We have come with peace! We have a quest that will decide the fate of Time and Life itself! We don't want to fight you!"
>>
>>2489022
>cast another light heading in the opposite direction
>>
>>2489022
Load up Crossbow with poisoned bolt from earlier.
>>
>>2489022
Roll for stealth.
>>
>>2489022
"Our actions here will determine the fate of existence itself. Please allow us in, or all we be lost."

Charge a lightning attack.
>>
>>2489022
"Where the hay is the time warden when you need him?"
Also jump back on Tatanka's back
"So cozy..."
>>
>>2489054
>THE FOUL RELICS OF THIS PLACE ARE NOT FOR MORTAL HANDS. LEAVE.
>>2489063
The light does not seem to fool any of them...
>>2489077
Locked and loaded.
>>2489087
You find a suitable shadow to tuck yourself into
>>2489088
>THESE FOUL RELICS ARE NOT FOR MORTALS TO ABUSE. LEAVE.
>>2489098
You can see Starswirls. He is already inside, and so is the dark pony.
>>
>>2489146
"rgh.."
>cast again
>>
>>2489146
See what Starswirls is doing. Does he appear to be in any trouble?
>>
>>2489098
"Get your spear ready in case we have to fight them. Hopefully Starswirl can sort this problem out for us."
>>
>>2489146
Sneak around them.
>>
>>2489146
"We were with that guy"
>point at Starswirl
"Just let us in."
>>
>>2489146
"Please, we don't want to fight you! And it's not for mortals! I am Radiant Dawn, the Embraced of Celestia, and in Her name I order you to stand down!"
>>
>>2489146
I slip into stealth
>>
>>2489170
The light blows up in your face. Your eyes now glow like headlights and you are the most obvious "YES WE ARE RIGHT HERE" sign possible in all of Tartarus.
>>2489180
You cannot see inside as the Minotaurs block the door
>LAST WARNING, MORTALS.
>>2489196
You sneak past them and can now get inside if you want to.
>>2489199
>99
The minotaurs turn around and look
>Oh you're with Mr. Starswirls? Well why didn't so say so you silly filly? Come on in. Make yourselves at home. A friend of the Timewarden is a friend of ours.
You can just walk in now.
>>
>>2489251
PFhahahah, holy shit
Run in. We don't have time, those things are upon us.
And inspect the dark pony.
>>
>>2489251
I enter and look around.
>>
>>2489251
Go back and fetch the preacher before running into the doors.
>>
>>2489251
"Thank you. Let's gallop, mister Buffalo."
>>
>>2489251
That was easy.

I unload my crossbow and enter
>>
>>2489251
Walk inside and talk wit Starswirl.
>>
>>2489251
"ugh, oh god this light.. it's worse than Radiant's nagging.

Well looks like this is where I die."

>Raise my shield and prepare to fight
>>
>>2489331
GODDAMNIT NO
GET THE FUCK IN
>>
>>2489287
You run headfirst into the doors. That was stupid and hurt like fuck.
After that you, decide to walk inside instead.
>>2489300
>00
You unload your crossbow alright. Into one of the Minotaurs.
You better have a good explanation ready.
>>2489279
She is covered mostly in a cloak. Her figure is slender and regal.
Starswirls is paying her no mind.
>>2489280
The temple has numerous heavy iron vaults on the walls. Starswirls is standing before the largest one. A great sphinx is sculpted around it, its paws grasping the fault door shut, its face resting above the door.
>>2489310
"Oh good you made it. This is where the potion of portals is kept. All we need to do now is answer the riddle"
>>
>>2489386
What riddle?
>>
>>2489386
"Ahh.. what riddle, sir? And might you introduce the one over there?"

Point to the cloaked pony.
>>
>>2489386
"Are you sure there is no other way to kill Strife? It seems pointless to kill him if that will lead to the end of the world."
>>
>>2489386
I talk to the cloaked pony
"You there! In the name of Celestia, I order you to identify yourself and tell me what's your business here!"
>>
>>2489386
"Well, out with it, the sooner we get out the better."
>>
>>2489386
so am I with the party?
if so
>Cast detect evil on the cloaked pony
>>
>>2489386
"Heh, don't you hate it when that happens?

... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I'M SORRY I'M SORRY YOU'RE BIG RIGHT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN FEEL THAT!"
>>
>>2489409
>>2489421
The Sphinx speaks
>"WHAT IS A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS?"
Starswirls looks at you
"It has never asked that before. I'm stumped. Also pay no mind to that other one. It is just another changeling trying to annoy us."
>>2489422
"I have a plan B. There are other ways to do the ritual, but it calls for... a sacrifice"

>>2489429
The cloaked pony speaks, her voice booking and regal
"My sister's lapdogs have no authority over me, you miserable insect"
>>2489440
>0
Doesn't seem all that evil.

>>2489442
>Yeah, but it was kinda annoying...
The other minotaur smacks the one talking
>FOCUS. MORE THINGS ARE COMING. WE NEED TO GO STAND STILL AND ASK THEM WHY THEY ARE HERE.
>>
>>2489553
>cure/heal the minotaur that was shot
>>
>>2489553
"Uh, a pony?"
>>
>>2489553
"Can I... Can I get my bolt back please?

...

You know what? Keep it, as a souvenir."

I rush inside as quickly as I can.
>>
>>2489553
I sigh.
"Am I right in guessing it's a blood sacrifice? Could we just pull some murderer out of a dungeon and use him?"
>>
>>2489553
A pony?
>>
>>2489553
Odd.

Try to recall my studies in Beyonder legends. What were their true names, again? Homuahs? Humurs? Hermans? If we're here for that, it might be relevant.
>>
>>2489620
"Well crud. If a learned scholar doesn't know, how am I supposed to?"
>>
>>2489586
>>2489592
>Appreciate it. Thanks.
The minotaur then resumes standing around and looking serious.
>>2489588
>>2489611
The sphinx shakes its head
"Nope. Not a pony."
>>2489620
"Warmer but no cigar"
>>
>>2489664
"Sums!"
>>
>>2489664

Gaaaah.

Hugemun? Hyaman? Hyoomurn? Mahn?
>>
>>2489620
"Humuns? you talking shit 'bout nuns?"
>>
>>2489664
see
>>2489604
>>
>>2489664
I once "read" a book about beyonders, they call themselves man.
>>
>>2489664
Man?
>>
>>2489664
>turn to the cloaked pony
"Hey, could you kindly be of some service?"
>>
>>2489695
"Don't interrupt, try saying variations of what I'm trying to say and help me."

"U'man? Womin? Oh, I remeber! Brony!"
>>
>>2489706
"Well.. More or less. Yes. Ancient summoning magic is a bit... messy"
>>2489720
>>2489719
The Sphinx opens its arms
"Well done. You may pass"
>>2489742
The sphinx then blasts Freke off his hooves
"Kindly do not speak of such unholy terrors near me"

The vault contains several items pulsing with barely contained unholy power. Grab anything you want.
Starswirls walks up to the main podium and picks up a glass jar filled with thick white liquid.
"Here it is. The portal potion... This is going well, all things considered."
>>
>>2489785
"I'm not touching any unholy relics...speaking of which, where'd Knife-ears go?"
>>
>>2489807
He's dogfood

>>2489785
Inspect relics for valuables
>>
>>2489553
After an initial shock, speak up.
"Your sister? Princess Luna?"
>>
>>2489785
Maybe I can find a new crown, Commander horfs insult this one.

>>2489807
Sleeping inside the dog I think.
>>
>>2489785
Look for books of long lost, forbidden knowledge, some light protective armour that won't hinder my spells, and a spear that conducts magic well.
>>
>>2489785
"Should we use that? Wouldn't it be safer to sacrifice someone instead?"
I turn to the others.
"And before any of you object that is exactly how we got into Tartarus. We sacrificed those pegasi and that idiot that tried to hide Starswirl's note."
>>
>>2489828
"But who can we sacrifice? Maybe that blue pony outside?"
>>
>>2489828
"How about we sacrifice yo-"

>>2489817
"Princess Luna?!"
>>
>>2489883
"I'm sure the unicorn princess has a dungeon we can look through."
>>
>>2489785
>look the items over
>>
>>2489785
I'll look and see if there's anything that I could affix to my helmet to make it deal more damage. I'm not going to take anything yet, just look.
>>
>>2489815
All of these must be valuable. The diamond-encrusted golden skull probably the most.
It does however seem to try and bite you when you touch it. It contains the bound spell Terrify
>>2489817
>"WHAT IS IT YOU WANT OF US, WEAKLING?"
>>2489821
You find a crown of jagged obsidian, sharp as a razor yes beautifully polished to a mirror black sheen. It will let you make an additional attack, or a surprise attack via headbutting.
>>2489826
You find a tome written in blood and bound in skin. Reading it reveals to you the truly destructive nature of magic, and the terrible cost that comes with it.
You gain Spell Focus for free.
>>2489908
You locate a mace built of petrified bones. It looks heavy and brutal, but holding it makes your own bones feel harder and healthier.

Starswirls turns to leave
"Pick whatever you still need then follow me. Time grows short"
>>
>>2489937
see
>>2489935
>>
>>2489937
"What are you do-, wait, where is Celestia? Is she all right?"
>>
>>2489937
Welp, let's go.
>>
>>2489935
You find some horns you could mount on your head for double the headbutting force. However they do have nasty looking hooks you'd need to attach onto yourself to make them work right.
>>
>>2489937
"You all just have fun when those twisted items start taking over your minds.
Let's get out of here, Tatanka."
>>
>>2489937
Oh this is beautiful! How do I look old man?
>>
>>2489937
"Fancy. Anyone got some rope to tie his mouth shut?"
>>
>>2489937
>detect evil on the mace
>>
>>2489971
On second thought...

>>2489973
"You are right. These items are locked away for a reason."
>>
>>2489979
"Like Death's concubine"
>>2489993
>"Oi up yers m8"
>>2489966
>"SHE IS ILL A CONCERN NOW."
>>
Family is visiting. I'll be back as soon as possible.
>>
>>2490012
The mace seems legit

Starswirls leaves the vault. He looks at the door and freezes in place.
"FFFFFFFuck."
>>
>>2490030
Thats what im talki...>>2490054
Oh fuck whats going on?
>>
>>2490030
Woah Radiant is stupid as hell sometimes
Use word of power.
"THE TWO OF YOU FOUGHT DISCORD! IS SHE SAFE? TELL ME, PRINCESS OF NIGHT!"
>>
>>2490054
I'll get ready to charge atop Tatanka
"What now, old man?"
>>
>>2490054
Oh shit

"Sir? Sir? What is it?"
>>
>>2490030
>disregard the mace
"I have my shield.. wait"
>>
>>2490030
"Whoa, it talks too! I bet it's worth quite a coin."

Levitate head into bag, Escape artist will protect me from Terrify, I think.

"What's going on?"
>>
>>2490072
>>2490081
>>2490088
>>2490089
>>2490106
Knifeears is blocking the temple exit. He has the same crystal growths as the messenger you killed earlier.
>>
>>2490106
I think bound spell means you can use the spell terrify through that skull now?
>>
>>2490132
Hello again, "friends".
Hand over the potion. Now.
>>
>>2490132
>>2490151
Get dunked faggot.
>>
>>2490132
>>2490151

Fuck. Time to test this new baby out...

Spell Focus.
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>>2490151
Charge with Tatanka, my spear pointed at knifeears' chest.
>>
>>2490132
"Knifeears! You look... good! Fancy eve-"

>>2490151
"Now now, let's not get exited here."
>>
Rolling for initiative, then stealthing.
>>
>>2490151
"Over my fucked body"
>cheapshot to the left hoof
>>
>>2490197
Well fuck you too then.

Rolling for initiative, then stealthing
>>
>>2490197
Roll for vanish.
>>
>>2490170
>0
You have become unstable. This is not much unlike how it was when you were still a baby. Only then it was funny. Now it seems terrifying.
Casting spells will now have... unforeseen consequences.
>>2490197
>>2490187
As you charge the Dark Knight, he leaps into a shadow and disappears from view.
>>2490216
You swing wide and miss
>>2490226
You leap into another shadow
>>2490239
>9
And you vanish with a puff of smoke. You cannot be detected and will be able to make a stealth attack later at will.

Starswirls looks outside and sees the approaching horde of monsters
"There is no other way. I will begin the ritual now and here. KILL THAT CRYSTAL ABOMINATION."
He begins tracing runes on the floor, slowly.
>>
>>2490305
Apply poison on dagger and wait for him to make his move
>>
>>2490305
>strain to focus and illuminate every shadow in the room
>>
>>2490305
Rolling to detect knifeears.
>>
>>2490305
Curses.

Stay near the Timewarden and try focusing again.
>>
I suppress Radiant, then break one of the crystals on my body to slow down time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFcO_KJdyng
>>
>>2490377
Sneaky bitch, I was right in the middle of a conversation!
"Gaaah!"
Rolling to resist.
>>
>>2490377
>stealth attack
Backstab this fucker with my etereal dagger and I use my extra attack from the obsidian crown.
>>
>>2490370
>0
YOU FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING YOU
IT IS A GOOD PAIN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBJ4e6MeTfA#t=2m14s
Every single roll from now on, magic or not, is a critical.

>>2490377
You leap onto Radiant from the shadow and pin her down
>>2490419
Radiant struggles, and manages to toss Knifeears off her. She is still Helpless though.
>>2490349
Your weapon is now Poisoned
>>2490355
The entire room explodes into a iridescent dimension of light where no shadows exist.
>>2490367
He is right there
>>2490438
Your Ethereal weapon passes through his dark plate, cutting at his very soul. The obsidian crown also leaves deep cuts on his face. You notice that the time slowing field is making the crystal shard you have vibrate.
>>
>>2490377
>>2490569

Leap at Knifeears and Backstab him with dagger
>>
>>2490569
Get up!
Battle position.
"You two-timing snake!"
>>
>>2490569
EEEEUAAAAAAAAAARGGGGH

Fire a volley of small lightning bolts at Knifeears.
>>
>>2490569
"Outta the way, here comes the PAIN!"
I charge Tatanka at Knifeears with my spear pointed at knifeear.
>>
>>2490569
Blind Knife and use my crystal.
>>
>>2490569
Cleave the sisters
>>
>>2490569
>keep up the light
>>
test
>>
>>2490748
We are on page 15 by the way
>>
I need to leave
>>
Also, this is playing in my head now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbGTJbSEheI
>>
>>2490658
You send Dawn crashing down and the helpless Radiant skidding across the floor
>>2490595
>8>5
Knifeears' time bending aura seems to be giving him an edge. Your attack lands short of the goal
>>2490623
>3
You fail to get up
You can take four more hits
>>2490626
YOU CALL THAT SMALL?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGoRss-b-NM
However, Knifeears ninbly weabes between the bolts
>>2490635
You charge, but he sidesteps it with ease
>>2490651
Your cheap attack misses wildly, and instead you find yourself blinded momentarily.
You break the crystal you have, rendering you immune to the time slowing aura on Knifeears.
>>2490664
You maintain the light. Stealth is impossible.

>>2490778
Then we go to the next horse

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