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old thread: >>2469981
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>rape
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Why make a new thread?
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>>2473374
2SLOW
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*fart*
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*wwalls into thread*
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>>2473384
"Oh, excuse me. Cake always gets me."
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*grab2 diick2*
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>>2473367
SCOOTALOO IS VERY DOABLE PONY
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>you will never have sloppy makeouts with Braeburn
>you will never grope his fat sheath and hear him moan into your lips
>you will never stroke his cock as it slides out, feeling it throb hotly in your grasp
>you will never break the kiss because your mouth has someplace better to be
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>>2473412
>Braeburn
404 boner not found
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What other kind of beverage ponies are possible?

I'd drink a water bottle pony made from stretchy non-BPA plastic.
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>>2473407
Mrow
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>>2473412
good
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>>2473412

>You will never take his hat and put in on your head and wink at him before moving south

It is time for Braeburnfagging
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>A unicorn will never savagely fuck your tender asshole with her horn, the magical sending almost unbearably sweetening shocks through your quivering flesh
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>>2473412
that's right

those things will never happen.
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>>2473421
>not sporting an eternal chub for Braeburn

What's wrong with you?
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>>2473402
No excuse needed, as long as you wait until I get my face in there next time.
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>>2473367
>hoppip posting naked children

oh wow what a surprise
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>>2473435
Im not a faggot.
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>>2473422
I'm voting with confidence because I can see, I'm There. And there are many who do not drink and who have such status in the world; they do not even know water is dangerous.

To become the world's water is safe only soon.
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hiatus general
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>>2473367
>scootaloo flying

Do they even watch the show?
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So how come Cadence kept pace with Twilight and Shining Armour in aging but Luna's been a teenager for centuries?
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>>2473438
Oh?

Well in that case, you might want to hurry.
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>>2473416
is that japanon?
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>>2473407
scootaloo is a very scootable pony
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>>2473439
But

She's just flying backwards. I don't see the issue
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>>2473456
Yes.
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>>2473416
Here's the colored one of that
>>2473456
Yah
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>>2473456
>not having Japanon's complete works
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Would you a space marine's candy flavoured marshmallow gene seed?
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>>2473469
>dennys
Eww and where is the twilight cutboard?
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>>2473453
If a traffic light barged into my room during an intimate moment I'd probably stop too
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>>2473447
man imagine if the real Tabitha actually came here
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>>2473367
>you will never have a Poke'bro
>you will never kick it with Scraftybro on the street
>you will never have a little Hoppipbro to help you with your toymaking
>you will never have a Chandelurebro or a Pikachubro to light your house when it goes out
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>>2473481

what if it was green?
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>>2473483
I do.
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>>2473428
>you will never move all the way down to the base, giving his sheath a few rough licks
>you will never plant your tongue at the base of his shaft, kneading his balls as you slowly drag it upwards to the tip
>you will never swirl your tongue around his broat, flat head before pulling away, still working his nuts
>you will never lean in and give his cockhead a light kiss before asking him how bad he wants it
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>>2473483
>shitstorm
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>>2473489
Its go time.
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>>2473502
>pleb nails
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>>2473502
Ooh
Where's the rest of her?
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>>2473455
>go up to celestia
>slap her ass
>hit her cutie mark by accident
>"I'M A PRINCESS, ARE YOU A PRINCESS TOO?"
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>>2473519

ded
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>>2473475

>go back to spacemarinechan
>implying I'm a bromarine
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>>2473485
>no Reuniclus bro
>no Gengar bro
>no kawaii Joltik bro
>no Miltank bro for free milk forever
I don't need these feels right now
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>>2473538
>no Miltank bro for free milk forever
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>>2473455
>you will never wrap your hands around Celestia's glorious cheeks before gently pulling them apart
>you will never spend a moment staring lovingly at her fat pucker before pressing your face into it
>you will never press your nose into her ring and move your hands to her cutie marks, your whole face pressed against her flesh
>you will never smell the delicious aroma of freshly baked bread as the solar wind blows
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Keep it in /vp/ pocketfuckers!
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>>2473556
>not being /vp/
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>>2473546

>ROLLOUT
>ROLLOUT
>ROLLOUT
>MILKDRINK
>ROLLOUT
>ROLLOUT
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>>2473502
>pubic hair
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>>2473451
Because she's a unicorn with wings.
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>>2473556
but look how cute
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>>2473485
The only good pokemon were Vulpix, Raichu, and Dragonite Those are also the only ones I remember
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>>2473579
Give her le dick Ru.
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>>2473563
Gold was the last pokemon game I actually owned, and I remember hating that fucking milktank with a passion.
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we /vp/ now
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>>2473580
Dude Aerodactyl and Kabutops were the bomb
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>>2473579
I will never understand the appeal of this digimon
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>>2473579
Reu, have you ever thought of fucking a pokemon?
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>>2473579
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>>2473592
Blastoise master race.
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>>2473586

If you spent the time getting a machop in the game it completely raped whitney, but most of us were just too fucking lazy.
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>>2473580
>no squirtle, wartortle, or blastoise
i am disappoint
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>>2473579
Who in his right mind would put non-human boobs in a video game for children?
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>>2473579
What if ponies and pokes had a cute contest?
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/background-pony-creator-is-live-awesome.html

HAHA TIME FOR EQD QUOTES
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>>2473589
I'm okay with this.
as long as it doesn't deteriorate into furryshit
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>>2473549
>... but only because you'll be too busy nestled between a pair of midnight-blue cheeks, enjoying the warm scent of rich, dark chocolate
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>>2473608
>implying they have a shot
Pone.
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>>2473575
Ship of the year, all years
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>>2473592

>kabutops
>not glorious omastar
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>>2473584
>yfw Reuniclus and Gardevoir are in the same egg group

>>2473608
man I don't even know
pones are cute but pokemon are cute also
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>>2473603
Water types are for faggots. Grass is the only way to go.
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>>2473493

>He'll never whine and tap his hoof up and down impatiently
>You will sigh at his unwillingness to play games and go down on him
>One hand will never cradle his big, soft nuts while the other massages his shaft
>The feel of his warm shaft filling your mouth will never be yours
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>>2473596
I'd fuck a pokegirl anyday
Can we be /e/?
Why can't we aver be /e/ ;_;
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MLPG sounds like this today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6ELMZdFcls
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>>2473610
Tell them to shove it up their plushiehole.
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>>2473629
>grass
>1998
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>>2473599
Hell yeah! Hydro Pumpin' all day
>>2473623
>Omastar
Please, talk about no redeeming value.
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>>2473610


brony2you · 5 minutes ago
Made by the same guys making pony kart?
I wouldn't be surprised if they integrated this with pony kart so you could race as your oc.
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look /vp/ you got some great people, but you really gotta stop

this is not your home
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>>2473580
>winged version of Barney the dinosaur
Nope.

If I only cared about OP, I'd take Mewtwo or the legendarys even Zapdos is less shit than Dragondildo.
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>>2473629
Fuck you nigga.
Swampert master race
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>>2473579
entry-level plebian

>>2473611
but you can't be /vp/ without furry shit!
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>>2473635
more like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eULRL9oSuhM
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>>2473638
>implying Bulbasaur and Chikorita weren't the best starters
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MILTANK!

LACTATE AND ROLLOUT!
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>>2473629

>grass
>in any year

Granted, I don't own black/white, but from past experiences they just don't work for me.
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>>2473661
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>>2473573

Pubic hair is like, the hottest thing
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>>2473586
I just don't remember ever having an issue with miltank at all
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>>2473619
but look how cute
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>>2473457
what if Scootaloo
was a Futaloo?
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Would it be too predictable to have Luna and Celestia tag battling with these
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>>2473671
>>2473573
Pubic hair can be fun, and it can be not fun.
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>>2473650
NOPE
COUNTERACTING FUR WITH SKIN
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>>2473619
>>2473674
They both are rather kawaii

What would be each mane 6's favorite pokemon?
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>>2473676
Too horseface for me
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>>2473674
Nigga get on my level.
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>>2473641
TELL HIM NO
PLEASE
SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL HIM ITS A HORRIBLE IDEA
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>>2473650

Hoppop [spoilers]spoilers pls
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>>2473612
>that feel when you lie on your back in the princess of the night's bed
>that feel when she stands over you, facing away from your head and gently lies down on top of you
>that feel when she shifts until your face is nestled between her midnight blue cheeks
>that feel when she sighs and relaxes, the chocolatey aroma making your pants feel a little tight
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>>2473632
>the cops will never tase you both because you were doing this on your front porch
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>playing Pokemon that ain't gen1
>even yellow
If it was only up to gen2 it might had been forgivable.
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>>2473640

>no redeeming value
>all dat sp. attack and sp. def
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>>2473708
>implying that G5 wasn't awesome
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>>2473683
that is cute and sexy
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>>2473708

>playing pokemon at all
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>>2473708
>being a GEEWUNfag
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>>2473697

>>2473694
I have thought about this time and time again but I just don't know
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>>2473671
Rose/hoppip pls go...
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>>2473650
Why we /vp/?
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>>2473708
>not playing superior Digimon games
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>>2473708
>playing pokemon instead of feeding your tamagotchi
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>>2473711
Slower than molasses in an igloo
>>2473731
Beats me...
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>>2473724
Casual gaming is better than FPS
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>>2473676
what if scootaloo was a wolf
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>>2473729
He doesnt look like that in the show.
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>not mainlining a Linoone with maxed ATK/SPD with bellydrum and Extremespeed
If I don't who will?
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Blue pone is cute.
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>>2473739

>implying FPS isn't casual
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>>2473724
I am so sorry your parents were shitpoor third world communist niggers.
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>>2473752
nyxfag pls go.
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>>2473708
hurr
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>>2473752
>OCs
no
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>>2473752
That's a lot of blue pones in one pic
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>>2473765
Oh you sure told me with that shitty list.
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>>2473706

>You and Braeburn will never go to jail together and fuck like rabbits every day, the necessities of life now given to you for free.

What a life
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>>2473736

>what is swift swim?
>what is a choice scarf?

Regardless, I still didn't use him. Shit with 4x weakness are kind of off putting.
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>>2473752
>OC Children shit
Please stop
They are just shitty Soarin and RD clones
There is literally no difference
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>>2473684
Behold, predictability
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>>2473761
>that one kid whose parents won't let him play pokemon because its "demonic"
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>>2473758
>implying that I don't agree completely
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>>2473761

>implying I wasn't a total pokemon faggot when I was a kid.
>implying it wasn't till I got older that I realised 'HOLY SHIT all these games are exactly the same'
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>>2473775
Its cute.
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If ponies were Pokemon which one would be your starter?
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>>2473775
they're cute, and different enough.
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>>2473785
>implying it wasn't till I got older that I realised 'HOLY SHIT all these games are exactly the same'
And that´s why the master race quit after g2.
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>>2473789

No it isn't.
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>>2473758
Nintendo > all
It's the only thing that I can find >fun in
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>>2473776
ThE GODDESS OF THE NIGHT USES A POKEMON SHAPED LIE A MOON WHYLE THE GODDESS OF THE SUN USES A SUN SHAPED ONE
HOLY SHIT WHO WOULD HAVE EVER EXPECTED THAT?

Why can't people be more original?
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>>2473703
>tfw you massage her rump, and she practically melts into you
>tfw she stretches out, groaning as you work the tense knots out her tense flanks
>tfw you're rewarded with a long, quiet hiss, and a muzzle rubbing at your crotch
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>come to mlpg
>pokemon instead of ponies
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>>2473798
I think it is.
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>>2473797
>master race
>quitting before the physical/special split
lollllllllllllllll
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>>2473793
Twilight
I hate her, but she's OP
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>>2473793
if I pick Sweetie Belle would she evolve into Rarity?
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>>2473807

But you're wrong.
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>>2473773
>implying you would both be in the same cell
>implying both of you wouldn't be beaten to death in the yard while the guards watched
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>>2473793
sweetie belle, i choose you
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>>2473801
WHY DON'T PEOPLE EVER UNSCREW SCREWS WITH A HAMMER, HOLY FUCK HAVE AN ORIGINAL BONE IN YOUR GODDAMN BODY PEOPLE
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>>2473807
>filly Dash
>colt Soarin
I wonder why.
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>>2473798
>>2473807
It is
>>2473815
You hate OCs we get it.
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>>2473778
It's funny cause it's true!
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>>2473773
Do you take his ponyshaft or does he ride yours?

Or do you spend all day with each other's cocks in your mouths, slurping noisily and gulping down each other's cum?
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>>2473803
>tense tense

Time for bed!
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>>2473785
>play pokemon a long time ago
>Holy shit this is fun as fuck
>don't play after a while
>get latest gen
>this is the same shit
And I quit pokemon
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>>2473793
This crazy son of a bitch.
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>>2473814
No, she gets her own evolutionary chain.
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>>2473827
it isnt
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>>2473827

Your opinions are objectively wrong.
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I never played pokemon when I was a kid.
I blew all my allowance money on other stupid shit because I was a pretentious hipster fuck even at the tender age of 9.
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>>2473811
>he missed out on the glory that was water and trumpets: the generation
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>>2473833
>69 with Braeburn

This is the best idea ever.
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>>2473855
But I played every gen
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>>2473850
Oh god don't tell me you bought Beyblades
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>>2473845

He looks all kinds of crazy. Look at dat beard. I bet he's a master archer.
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>>2473864
>not owning beyblades and getting them taken away because retards would somehow hurt themselves
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>>2473865
> I bet he's a master archer.
Is the hat right?
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>>2473864
>Beyblades
Shit those were fun as fuck
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>>2473864
If you were in the target audience for beyblades when that was 'popular' you aren't old enough to browse 4chan
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>>2473803
>that feel when you reflexively grip her flanks when she starts lapping at your erection
>that feel when you continue massaging her for a while before getting an idea
>that feel when you start lapping back
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>>2473785
>implying it wasn't till I got older that I realised 'HOLY SHIT all these games are exactly the same
>implying I ever had anything else but Red and Blue
>implying I can tolerate anyone playing post G2
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>>2473864
>he didn't own beyblades
It's like you hate fun
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>>2473879
I got pokemon cards banned at my school because I got a bunch of kids started doing a theft ring and it ended up in a huge fight
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>>2473881
They were, haha.
Too bad I grew out of them quickly.
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>>2473857

>AP will never write more gayburn smut
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What non-pokeman videogames defined your youth mlpg?
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>>2473880
Yes. Too bad his special talent is apples.
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>>2473892
I did, but I always either lost them or got bored of them too quickly, just like fly wheels
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>>2473864
No, no.
I spent all my money on books and computer games. The only toys I bought after my 9th birthday were nerf guns and shit.
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>>2473776
>tfw JJ doesn't like pokémon

>>2473793
Twilight
I'd have to catch a Dash or something later on so I could use Fly though

also
>get to 3rd gym
>leader has a Cadence
>spams attract
aaaagh
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>>2473900
Fuck that shit he never finish the loli Rarity.

>>2473907
Maybe archery is his hobby.
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>>2473901
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>>2473901
Sonic
Worms
Mario Kart 64
Goldeneye
Black And White
Goemon 2
Space Station Silicon Valley
Ocarina Of Time
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>>2473907
He shoots apples off of other ponies heads
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>Hey Big Mac.
>This is you in about an hour.
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>>2473901
>Medievil I and II.

I still play it got an emulator and the PSOne

Resident Evil, Winning Eleven (PES), Syphon Filter, Vigilante 8, Crash Bandicoot...
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>>2473833

I don't think you realize the magnitude of the boner you've given me by making me think about 69ing with Braeburn

I beg of you to do more.
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>tfw you find yourself bored as fuck with the main Pokémon games but you still like the creature designs and some of the spin-off games
I don't give a shit, Mystery Dungeon, Snap, and the various puzzle games are fun as fuck. Mildly intrigued by Conquest.
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>>2473901
I didn't play videogames when I was a kid because I wasn't a fucking loser.
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>>2473901
Mario 64 and Kirby and the Crystal shards
That's about it.
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>>2473948
Ooh! How could I forget Age of Empires I and II and their respective expansions >>2473930
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>>2473901

Is it limited by what console they were on?

LoZ: oracle of seasons
Turok 2
Goldeneye
LoZ: OoT
FFT
Syphon Filter series

The list goes on.
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>>2473952
mystery dungeon is neat and the first games in the series were surprisingly dark

pokemon ranger is shit
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>>2473901
Street Fighter 2 and Guilty Gear
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>>2473915
Beyblades were only fun when you could could go to the house of the kid who's parents didn't give a shit and launch them down stairs or off balconies.

They weren't fun unless there was property damage.

I had one of the ones with a spark ring thing, and it actually lit a fire once.
That was a good day
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BEST GAMES FROM MY CHILDHOOD FUCK YOU EDITION:
1) Harvest Moon 64
2) Baldur's Gate
3) Sim City 2000
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>>2473857
>you will never snuggle under the covers with Braeburn, your face pressed into his crotch
>you will never tease out his cock with your mouth as he does the same to you
>you will never take his head into your mouth, bobbing up and down on his equine length as he sloppily stuffs your cock into his cute pony mouth
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>>2473367
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>>2473930
So much history learned...

Teutons are still my favorite
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>>2473793
>forcing little ponies to fight each other in gladiatorial combat for money

That seems bad

Also I'm doing my QUEST in old horse if anyone wants to do that

>>2473848
>>2473848
>>2473848
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>>2473901
age of empires 1 + 2
sims 1 (and a few expansions)
red alert 2
lego island
lego racers
uh

wow and wc3 in early teens I guess

god damn /v/ got me all nostalgia for wow a few hours ago ;__;
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>>2473978
Never played any of the Ranger series, so I dodged that bullet.
Though I'm not completely innocent. I still have Hey You Pikachu and Pokémon Channel. I was young and dumb.
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>>2473998
>that huge manual that AoE came with
>the shitty 3 page black and white manuals that come with games today
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>>2473888
>that feel when the scent of mare and chocolate is practically intoxicating
>that feel when she loses composure, rhythm, and any remaining 'control' as you bear down on her
>that feel when the Royal Canterlot Orgasm Voice lets the entire city know that you've got more stamina than she does
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>>2473998
To bad archers easily raped them
But fuck them those faggots could kill everything when it came to melee. Even French Paladins.
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>>2473998
>not playing Shang
Get dunked by my early macro
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>tfw starting to get into 3DPD again
What should I do, MLPG?
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>>2474001
>pinkie uses hug
>its super effective
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>>2474016
I like it but, I really like that Fluttershy is unreasonably petrified of Luna. It's funnier.
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>>2474007

I know that fucking feel

>You will never sail into auberdine for the first time ever again
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>>2473930
WOLOLO
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>>2474038
What is that even supposed to do? Debuff the enemy?
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>>2473901
All the Crash Bandicoot games until Bash
KoF (button masher scrub reporting in)
Age of Empires
Tarzan
Some Timon and Pumba minigames for PC
Mario Kart
Mario Party

And I can't remember more
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>>2473901
Anything Mario
Tetris
OoT
All the Kirby Gameboy games
Banjo-Kazooie
Rayman 2
Battletoads
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>>2474058
It's Splash with a different name and animation
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>>2474058

>a random hug

Probably does something equal to swagger with the confusion afterwards.
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>>2474049
auberdine is fucking shit
fuck night elves and their shitty hard to reach lands
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>>2474058
Kinda like charm, decreases attack sharply
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>>2474049
man I loved all of the damn exploration, and even after I got banned reported a hacking program I found on youtube on the forums instead of through some specific form I didn't know about there was still a ton of places I never went to

maybe I'll install it and dick around on a private server or something if I get really bored
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>>2473993
>teasing Braeburn to half-mast
>stuffing his still soft cock into your mouth
>suckling on his semi as it grows inside you

If only...
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>>2474007
>tfw newforsaken racial
OP as fuck.
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>>2474065
How far along are you on that wubstep chart?
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>>2474036
Enjoy your brief freedom.

But you'll come back to furry porn eventually.
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>>2474049
I know that feel.
>AHII userbase is eroding
>You will never again fly a P-47D-11 as top cover for a massive, seemingly unending stream of player-flown bombers in a mission the entire playerbase has looked forward to for a month
I still get a mean stare thinking about that night.
it was the most intense four hours of gameplay I've ever been through. How I survived that initial wave of Me.262s undamaged I will never know.
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>>2474036
i fap to 3d and horses at the same time almost everday
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>>2474088
What, regeneration? It's like 15k HP, and by the time the next expansion comes out everyone will have 250k+ anyway.
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>all these fellow Syphon filter lovers

Remember inviting some friends over to play multiplayer deathmatch? Shit was fun as fuck

I always just ran around with nothing but the knife

I still usually won

Also

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMmg-5HGxmc
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>>2474091
>eventually
but it doesn't do anything to me
>>2474104
I'm talking about humans
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>>2474090
From your recomendations, I've listened to Skream and Rusko, I need to listen to Aphex Twix.

From the chart itself, I still need to download them haha.
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>>2474080

It was one of the best exploration games ever in vanilla. God damn, that MASSIVE world.

>>2474073

fuck you nigger
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>>2474113
Im sure its going to scale.
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>>2473901
Milon's Secret Castle
TMNT nes version
Final Fantasy 3
Secret of Evermore
The Adventures of Willy Beamish
Resident Evil
Silent Hill
Goldeneye
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>>2474087
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>>2473942
Snailsintosh?
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>>2474128
it'll still be shit
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>>2474138
ur mom
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>>2474137
I prefer Big Macanon
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>>2474115
Syphon Filter 3 was the best one imho >that ending in the train
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>looking at men in panties references for draw
>i start to get a boner

oh god im not gay i swear
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>>2474130
>TMNT nes version
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>>2474119
keep at it nigga, soon enough you will be a bleeps and bloops pro
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>>2474147
Why are you drawing a men in panties?
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>>2474147

why do you need men in panties for references?
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>>2474157
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK
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>>2474147
Hey, nothing wrong with liking a little bulge in a pair of silk panties.
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>>2474145

SF3 was pretty good, but I've still got feels for the first game.

>all 3 of those levels in Rhomer's base
>that helicopter fight

...And then came the fucking rage inducing levels later in the game.
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>>2473901
Most of the games I had in my early childhood were Windows 95/98 adaptations of board games released by Hasbro Interactive. I had a Nintendo 64 and all, but outside of a few WWF AKI games it didn't really define anything.

So basically, I was playing board games without having board games. But at least I never lost the pieces.
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>>2474147
>oh god im not gay i swear
Just roll with it, babe.
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what do you think MLPG,
y/n?
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>>2474147
>implying that you aren't
just accept it, anon
it was meant to be
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>>2474007
>not Sim City 2000
>not Age of Empires 2
>not Red Alert
>not Starcraft
>not Baldur's Gate

What are you? Jailbait or something?
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>>2474169
>you will never put silk panties on Braeburn
>you will never watch his bulge grow as the soft fabric rubs against him in all the right ways
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>tfw this thread is more about vidya then /v/ is at any time
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>>2474192
good.
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>that brony documentary on vimeo

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BRONIES
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>>2474068
>that fucking level
>ANY fucking level
Now when I say "they don't make games like they used to," this is one of them. Fucked you in the ass and laughed while you bit the pillow. Kids these days and their hand-holding.
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pony seems off.
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>>2474197

MLPG does everything better, mang.
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>>2474197
/vg/ is the video game board though
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>>2474147

Relax you're not gay. Just into crossdressing
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>>2474212
>vidya
>better than not vidya
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>>2474185
Real human men are still disgusting to me.

But I sure do love cocks. That's why I jerk it to futa when I'm not blowing my load to ponies.
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>that feel when I grew up without ever touching a nintendo console outside borrowing my friend's gameboy because my Dad didn't like nintendo games because they were just 'for kids'

That last part is because he wanted something in the house for him to play

once we made the move from an ancient PC to a playstation I spent a great deal of my youth snuggled up on the couch with my old man playing the original tomb raider series, solving all the puzzles together

Did you play vidya with your parents mlpg?
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>>2474205
Forced memorisation doesn't make a game good

stop having rose tinted goggles
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>>2474197
>/v/
>talking about video games
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>>2474147
This reminds me that the genderbent Fluttershy/Twilight/Celestia fic got removed from Fimfiction. Is there anyway to recover it?
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>>2474049
>>2474007
>WoW invoking nostalgia

Fuck I'm too old for this shit...
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>>2474204
is it out already?
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>>2474137
you read this in the engies voice, didn't you
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>>2474228
I want to play vidya with my favorite little ponies...
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>>2474228
Yes. Mine were the parents that never held B to run. Or held the left fucking prong of the N64 controller and tried to operate the center.
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>>2474247
>tfw I cant play vidya with mai waifus
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>>2473901
In semi-chronological order:
International Karate
Mario 1&3
Gun Smoke
Turtles 2
Turtles in time
FFIV
FFVI
Zelda OoT
BG 2
Goldeneye
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>>2474190
I just said I played AoE2

>>2474237
wow is 8 years old dude
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>>2474228
My first memories are of watching my dad play Wolfenstein 3d and BattleChess.

He stopped playing vidya a long time ago, though. Now he just watches Rachel Maddow and plays free cell in his free time. Shit sux.
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>>2474190

>Baldur's Gate

Speaking of which, remember this?
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>>2474247
>You'll never play super mario wii with Rarity, Twilight and Pinkie before descending into bloody murder
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>>2474246
YOU AND ME HOSS
SENTRY GOING DOWN AND UP AND DAMMIT
GOTTA MOVE DAT GEAR
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>>2474229
Though it was all memory based, that doesn't take away the fact that it was just really fucking hard until you got it.
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>>2474266
NOPE
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>>2474266
Fuck I remember this! Dwarf master race.
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>>2474243
http://vimeo.com/42481478
Password: fluttershy
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its been forever sicne I had a reason to post this

rip fagnig
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srsly you guys, if its for art reference then its not gay at all, thats the law.
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[1][2]
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>>2474269
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>>2474228
A bit. My dad liked playing Zelda, and knew to get the good shield, but I don't think he ever played much past the first dungeon.

My mom is still the patron saint of Dr. Mario though. Holy fuck, she's practically asian at that shit.
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>>2474277
yeah it was really hard but my point was that the bike sequence in specific was all memorisation

games that relied too much on that or just straight up didn't give the player any indication on what to do are things I'm glad are gone because they're shitty ways to force difficulty and extend play time
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>>2474266

God I remember playing this for the first time and thinking HOLY SHIT THE WATER RIPPLES

also dat elf barmaid's boobs had jiggle physics
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>>2474269
>Twilight is far more into it than anyone else, and even saying her name doesn't break her out of her trance
>Rarity is grumbling and only playing because she knows it would make you happy
>Pinkie is throwing everyone off of ledges
>>
http://boards.4chan(.)org/co/res/37588622
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i wasted too much of my life on this game
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>>2474290

Are we vidya music now?

[alert]
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>>2474256
God that feel. I bet they'd be fun to play against too.
>>2474269
>>2474292
Ahaha!
It might as well have been Monopoly
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>>2474280
>neckbeard singing WWU
>guy talking about god telling him to go to bronycon

wat
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>>2474228
>only child
>parents were of the "mash buttons and hope for the best" variety
foreveralone.jpg
>>
>peeps fondly remembering BG:DA
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
IT'S NOT BALDUR'S GATE
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU TO DEATH
YOU'RE WORSE THAN AERIE
>>
How the fuck do I attach music files again?
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>>2474317
Like this
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>>2474280
so this isn't the john de lancie one is it?
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>>2474292
>play Risk 2100909something, it's future risk with robots
>have broliance going
>casually buy nuke commander to complete the set
>our enemy is on his last legs, his forces retreating steadily through eurasia to hold European territories
>we almost have him
>proceed to nuke half of my ally's standing armies with a barrage of Nuke cards and start to sweep both of them
>he punches me in the fucking face
I love games.
>>
Would you roll Braeburn's heavy, pungent testicles in your mouth with his shaft draped across your face?
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>>2474307
True. I've yet to play a game that was as frustrating and rewarding, though. Ninja Gaiden on Xbawks was probably the closest.
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>>2474280
I...
I can't do this. I'm sorry.
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>>2474346
Friendly Fire i s the greates thing
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>>2474350
>>
Hey boat, I don't usually board you, but I'm interested in your opinions on something.

I downloaded the brony doc by sam in full quality, and a lot of people wanted me to upload it. That said, I'm not going to because it's utterly fucking retarded. I have no idea how I sat through it.

So opinions on the leaked doc.
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oops


I didnt' have Age Of Empires 2, I had the Star Wars clone, Galactic Battlegrounds instead
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For all you red alert fags

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMRvvfGhP24&feature=watch_response
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>bronies
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>>2474342
God EXACTLY

Rarity in charge of the bank was just not meant to be.
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>>2474333
I usually used Aerie
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>>2474343
I've only watched a few minutes. Been all about interviews with bronies so far.

I want to stab my eyes out.
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For some reason I'm beginning think this isnt the real fluttershy sending me video games...
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>>2474316
I know this means I didn't have a childhood, but what's the sauce on this?
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>>2474357
I watched the whole thing..
never again
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>>2474280
>"three months of winter coolness, and aw-"
stopped right fucking there
>>
So which one of you fuckers put Fuckable Lyra on ED, eh?

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Brony
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>>2474380

That's the original metal gear alert.
>>
DORKS
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>>2474281
Best gay ship bar none.
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>>2474355
You should play Viewtiful Joe or Godhand. In other genres, X-Com, Super Meat Boy, Cave Story, Bastion (TURN ON EVERY FUCKING IDOL GODDAMN)
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>>2474350
I almost missread that as "pregnant testicles"

it was very nearly a awkward moment
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>>2474375
YOU'RE EVERYTHING WRONG WITH EVERYTHING
DAT BITCH WOULDN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMN
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>>2474333

Oh come on. Sure it wasn't baldurs gate but it's still early ps2 nostalgia.

It wasnt a terribly bad game.

Better than either of the fucking dragon age games
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>>2474379
Her silly what?
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>>2474390
>2012
>anyone from 4chan going to ED
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>>2473901
Morrowind.
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>>2474192
>he will never start wearing them around the house to let you know he's eager for a little 'time' with you that night
>you will never reveal the present you secretly bought him to go with it
>he will never shy away when he sees it
>you will never reassure him as you zip him into the silky black maid's dress
>he will never blush furiously as the front of his skirt starts to lift
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no pen control
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>talk of how the bronycon documentary beign leaked

welp off to bed not staying around
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>>2474399
>turning on every idol
I only hat one single fucking idol
The one that makes those bastards immune
FUCK EVERYTHING ABOUT IT
SERIOUSLY

Man I loved the musket
So much rape
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>sweaty neckbeards awkwardly headbanging to a shitty cover of the CMC anthem

why

why why why

WHY
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>>2474405
I dunno man. She's kinda weird that way.
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>>2474407
>not going on it to get a few laughs
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>>2474415
Are you drawing this right now?
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>>2474416
>Bronycon documentary being leaked
>before Bronycon even fucking happened
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>>2474415
You need to work on some of that.
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>>2474423

Because pony music is hardcore, didn't you know?
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would you let pony give you hot browns
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Best paladin in any videogame ever made and ever will be made?
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>>2474401
>matryoshka
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>>2474423
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKFPlc7l_QQ
>not moshing to winter wrap up
Pleb
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>>2474457
>not Uther the lightbringer
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>the ultimate sweaty neckbeard singing WWU and headbanging awkwardly to the CMC anthem is a flutterfag

Can't say I didn't see that one coming.
>>
What pony would you convince to play SCP: Containment Breach?
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Well I think we discussed more vidya than /v/ combined in a whole week
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>>2474408
Mah nigga. I need to work on this more.
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>>2474480
Princess Celestia.
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>>2474480
Pinkie
Let's see her giggle at the ghosties now
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>>2474480
Fluttershy. I'd have the camera set up and everything. C'mon that'll be a riot.
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>>2474475

>That feel when I'm a /fit/, attractive Flutterfag
>But nobody will know because I'm not a faggot
>>
the worst part of this documentary is that it's just not very interesting
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>>2474262
>Wolfenstein 3d
My dad actually toilet trained me with that game when I was a little kid.
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>>2474409
>the front of his skirt starts to lift
how did you know that boners under skirts was my fetish all along
do I get to deepthroat him too?
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>>2474474

>comparing a shitty WoW character to the glory that is Keldorn Firecam
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>>2474493
>Pinkie plays
>actually succeeds in laughing everything away
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>>2474507
Deal with it.
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>>2474435
something recent i had laying around.
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>>2474491
Good luck recovering your computer from the moon
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>>2474504
what
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>>2474474
Uther was a fag
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>>2474480
>Twilight
>The bugs take her attention so much she doesn't get scared
>"Is that a crash-test dummy?"
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>>2474457
Keldorn rocked pretty fucking hard.
But it was always so hard to get him in a party. I could never ditch Minsc, because then I'd be leaving an autistic retard all alone thousands of miles from his home. So one of my spots for a warrior was inevitably taken.
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>>2474508
>she blinks
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>the VAs of applebloom and sweetiebelle are going to be at bronycon

holy shit that is going to be awkward as fuck. at the last bronycon there were people selling extremely sexual pictures of the ponies and asking the VAs about the porn and clopping.
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>>2474408
>tfw you were going to replay Morrowind since Tamriel Rebult was released but then Mount and Blade Warband is on sale

Maybe next month
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>>2474532
It's all going to burn in a glorious fire
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>>2474532
Wait Sweetie too?
I only know that AB will be at bronycon and Sweetie and Scoot at the Seattle one
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>>2474519
Like every paladin.
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>>2474532
They're like ten years old! This is a con for paying adults!
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>>2474542
>nobody has mentioned KODP yet
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>>2474532
when celestias VA asked the young children to step forward and there was none, i fucking died. the silence in the room oh god.
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>>2474475
If I ever needed to hire someone to be a stereotypical neckbeard, it would be that guy.
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>>2474553
They are fucking stupid.
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>>2474562
They are to young to know the horrors of autism
May they rest in peace
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>>2474532
>>2474543
>tfw the bronies scare them and they refuse to work with MLP ever again, removing best pone from the series
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>>2474532

what kind of fucking negligent-ass parents do they have to have to allow this shit?

Like really, what actual good is going to come of some little girls being there? What could they possibly add to this convention besides an opportunity for one of a thousand actual autists to actually do something awful?
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>>2474457
when the D&D guys at the Local Comic Shop were trying out 4th Edition (it had just come out) we wound up with a US Army Psy ops playing a dragonborn paladin.

he played it more like a space marine
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I can't be the only one who liked Anomen.

He was like the Captain Qwark of BG2. Unlike Aerie who was just plain annoying
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>>2474415
pasties
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>>2474572
Im going to save them with my .50
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>>2474573
SHUT UP
SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH
THIS BUILDS CHARACTER
PREPARE THEM FOR LIFE
MAYBE SHE WILL DO SOMETHING WITH TABITHA AT SEATTLE
SOMETHING CUTE
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>>2474573

>VA's quit
>either Hasbro retcons the show if season 4 ever comes around or season 3 is a guaranteed end

Well shit.
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>>2474573
I didn't know Sweetie's VA also voiced Dash.
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>>2474562
I will lol when it turns out they are raped / molested at bronycon and it gets all over the news
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>>2474517
Every time I successfully used the toilet he'd let me sit on his lap and play. This would continue until my mom saw us playing and yelled at him for letting me play such a violent game.
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>>2474457

>not your virginal paladin in corruption of champions
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>>2474506
He he... Oh anon. You should know how I know by now.

And of course you do. How better to reward him for letting you dress him up?
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>>2474603
>Dash
>Best pony
That's wrong on so many levels.
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>>2474603
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>>2474577
>what kind of fucking negligent-ass parents do they have to have to allow this shit?
the kind who don't care as long as they get popular
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>>2474603
Both of their voices crack, silly
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>>2474589
Anonmen was kind of amusing, but I can't believe they expected him to be some sort of romantic interest for anyone.
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>>2474532
she would be shocked at their being bunch of faggots are manchild
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>>2474597
>Scootaloo's VA is horribly gangraped by bronies
>Her parents cannot be reached for comments
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>>2474621
Wasn't Claire's dad also a VA?
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>>2474588

>he played it like a space marine.

This is why Keldorn is so awesome. He isn't just a plain 'HATE ALL THE DARKNESS ALL THE TIME RAR RAR GLORY BE TO THE LIGHT'

He was a very soft but sternly spoken old man. He came off as kind and fatherly. He wasn't just a complete and utter retarded PURGE faggot all the time.

Except when it came to Viconia...
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>>2474577
Let's not forget Slugbox is planning to give his porn book to Faust there.

Anyone in NY a bad enough dude to do what needs to be done?
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>>2474536
>tamriel rebuilt was released

Like, two parts of Vvardenfell are done. That's not released.
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>>2474642

>Let's not forget Slugbox is planning to give his porn book to Faust there.

please tell me you're joking
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>>2474642
Skip the con entirely and go to a hookah bar?
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>>2474639
>trying to keep the peace between Keldorn and Vicky
I just wanted to fuck the sexy elf who wasn't whiny or my surrogate mom. Is that so much to ask, Keldorn?
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>>2474639
Well, less in the "violently religious" sense and more in the "violent and happens to be religious" sense

He very nearly beat me out for "number of times almost caused Total Party Kill"
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Anyone have a collection of Pinkie Quest? I missed out on the last ones and I feel like shit.
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>>2474658
NOOOOPE
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>>2474658

Wow that's the first time I've seen a Bucket woman reaction image on 4chan

I always imagine that Rarity will turn into Hyacinth when she gets old
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>>2474658
Nope it's true
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HAHAHA

Oh god, when the bronies try to force bronydom on their friend that lives with them and hates ponies, and he locks himself in his room because he hates them.
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>>2474555
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>>2474678
>That's 'BOUQUET', darling~
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>>2474678
Rarity is bourgeois scum pretending to be high class, not plebeian scum pretending to be bourgeois. She'll be okay.
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>>2474661
Not a bad idea.

I would hookah with MLPG. On the condition that I don't know I'm with MLPG and everyone thinks its just a bunch of dudes with no connection hanging out in a lounge.
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>>2474642
I was already planning to go to NYC and kill someone in January. Might as well do it with someone worth killing.
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>>2474678

Me too.
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>>2474678

>Rarity as Hyacinth

"Pants residence the lady of the house speaking!'

"Oh it's you Rainbow!..."

"How much dear?"
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>>2474675
>>2474682

fuck this whole world
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>>2474615
>you will never spend the weekend at home with Braeburn
>you will never dress him in increasingly girly dresses until he can't contain his drooling erection
>you will never reward him by giving him sloppy deepthroat blowjobs, your head hidden under his skirt as you noisily bob up and down on his cock
>you will never gulp his shaft, milking it with your throat until he's completely spent, your belly full of his delicious ponysperm
>you will never hop into bed at night to snuggle him to sleep only to find he's still wearing those bulging silk panties
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>>2474612
>not your virginal paladin in Jalm's Quest
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>tfw you know all about "Keeping Up Appearances" from being forced to watch that and "Antiques Roadshow" on PBS with your parents.

Feels complicated.
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>>2474702
Well let's grab a hookah and toke up some Jasmine with pita bread and feta cheese
Bellydancers every Friday
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>>2474730

Keeping Up Appearances is awesome nigger.
>>
just watched the brony documentary

when will the bleeding stop? it's getting hard to see
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>>2474735
Shit, sounds like the hookah bars where you're at beat the shit out of the ones I've been to

what part of the country are you in i must vacation there
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>>2474717
>mfw I get that jjoke
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Well that documentary turned to shit quickly.

Know it's just some friendship drama about a guy hating ponies and his best friend that's a brony.
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>>2474742
WE NEED RAGE ANON.
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>>2474735
>you will never introduce Applejack to double apple shisha
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>keeping up appearances ponies

Somebody has to draw Big Mac as Onslo

Did you guys ever notice the books he read in bed?
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>>2474749
post link i am interested now
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>>2474754

That was one of the best running jokes, and Onslo was the best character.
>>
Guys, why is Korra's writing and pacing so much worse than A:TLA? I mean, I thought with less episodes it'd be tighter, but it seems that it's only led to shallower characters who I don't really like (except for Lin/Tenzin)
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>>2474749
>turned to shit
>>
well at least there was that one guy who wasn't a brony and still managed to be creepy and awful as fuck
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>>2474754
I haven't seen that show in roughly fifteen years, so no. What does he read?
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>>2474746
NYC, I just told you what I was doing during the con.
Although the ones in Philadelphia are comparable
>>2474751
That's an awful feel
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Would you buy a bra for your pendulous ponynuts?
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>>2474749
It is pretty horrifying to watch though. If he thought he could pull his friend out of the abyss with it, can you blame him for trying?
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>>2474761
no. don't. seriously. just look at /mlp/ for 5 seconds if you want to see what the documentary lo9oks like
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>>2474751
>you will never corrupt Twilight by getting her to smoke weed and down a shot before going to hookah
>she will never call you every time she has a free evening to go smoke
>she will never let her studies begin to slip until her friends intervene
>you will never have twilight realise you are a bad influence and cut you out of her life

i'm terrible at this
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>>2474749
http://vimeo.com/42481478
password: fluttershy

After the two friends bit it's back to a con with neckbeards.
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>>2474750
I'm not suicidal you know
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>mfw you can't force a brony
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>>2474784

>that feel when even your fantasies are depressing
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>>2474774

There was a running gag that whenever Onslo and Daisy were sitting in bed together Onslo would be reading book on Quantum physics or Nuclear engineering or something
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>>2474769
Well, it went from JESUS CHRIST, BRONIES, FUCK OFF tier to boring as fuck tier.
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>>2474794
chick has a taokaka shirt on
neat

Also it's nice that they found a friend as disturbing looking as the bronies.
>ridiculous cap
>scraggly-ass mutton chops or something
>acne-ridden
>hambeast
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>>2474803
Rage anon? Really? You are weak old man.
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>>2474815
it's terrifying throughout though
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>>2474812
Oh yeah I remember that now.
Yeah Onslo was the shit.
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>>2474721
>you will never sleep head to toe that night, snuggling and nuzzling his silk-wrapped package as you drift off to sleep
>you will never be awoken by his gentle, unconscious bucking
>you will never watch as he slowly begins to peek out of his panties
>you will never lick along his shaft, watching it twitch and slap against his belly as he stirs in his sleep
>he will never curl up, his nocturnal emission painting your fronts white
>you will never cuddle up against him as his breathing steadies, the warm, slippery pony cum squishing around you while you hold him close
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>>2474811
To be fair that was a fairly predictable turn of events that logically follows getting too deep in the fun stuff

my stuff doesnt usually wind up depressing

its her friends' faults for being there for her

it would have totally ended in a cool way if it wasnt for them

i swear
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>the things MLPG is saying about the documentary

God this just sounds awful. I'm happy I've never watched any of these videos.
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This is the only good thing about the documentary.
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>>2474749
Where did it air?
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>>2474819
It's a damn video. And others are doing it anyway.
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>>2474854
Thats deafdefiler.
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>>2474872
Not tall enough
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Quick question

you faggots knew it was going to be horrible

SO WHY WOULD YOU WATCH IT

i swear you guys are fucking masochistic when it comes to brony bullshit
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>>2474861
i don't think it's going to be on normal tv... it's on vimeo at the moment

i'm pretty sure that would spark some variety of NATO inquiry
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what are sweetie's powers
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>>2474847

>now realize that i'm a horrible person who would ruin the life of anyone I hung out with
>anyone i loved would be better off without me

Welp time for bed
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>brony d&d
>a girl there that's actually doable, like a 6/10 or so
>all of the white kids hating on a swag nigga that just wants to D&D

Fucking racist bronies.
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>>2474887
voice cracks
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>>2474887
Make capes.
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>>2474879
i knew it was going to be terrible, i was hoping it would be less terrible than i predicted

i was wrong

ultimately it's a good thing that we know the depths to which the bronies have sunk, even though at the moment i'm vomitting spinal fluid
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>>2474887
Uh
She has the power of scrunch. It's her special talent.
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>>2474879
The preconceived notion that this is supposed to portray a positive side to bronies makes it hilarious.
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>>2474887
The power to move you
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>>2474892
>tfw they bring out the "oh you're high" shit
CHECK THAT PRIVILEGE, CIS-SCUM
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>>2474890
no man dont

you just gotta hang with some folks already knee deep in that shit

or just keep the weed and alcohol between you and friends you know already smoke/drink

virtually everyone does hookah, and ive never met someone who had a problem with it

if youre worried about ruining someone then just do the hookah and nothing else

god MLPG stop letting me get you depressed I was trying make boners WHERE DID I GO WRONG
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>>2474840
UNF
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do you think sweetie will look like this when she grows up
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>>2474917
Where is her scrunch cutie mark?
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>>2474879
i knew it would be horrible, but i had to see how horrible
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>>2474879
i wanted to see what the fuck they really had to say about "bronyism" that could actually fill up 25 minutes

as i suspected, wow, it was fucking nothing
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>>2474920
Do actual bronies see it in a positive light though?
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>>2474914
Where can I watch it?
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>>2474938
That pony is ugly and long Id rather fuck a Rarity.
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>>2474932

What the fuck are you rambling about?
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>>2474887
voice cracks and being best pone
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>>2474941
It'll come when she REALIZES it. Until then her flank remains, blank.
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>>2474945
I think we're the first to find it.

I think I'll banevade on r/mylittlepony and post it as an 'I fucking told you so'.
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>>2474949
http://vimeo.com/42481478
password: fluttershy
>>
Season 2 aired on Sep 17 2011 and ended on April 21 2012.
If we assume season 3 airs on August 24 2012, the hiatus will be 125 days long.
It has been 49 days since the ending of season 2. There are 76 days left. We are 39.2% through the hiatus.
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>>2474949
please don't

take my word, it's nathan level brony from start to finish

just watch a single chris-chan video and pretend he's talking about ponies. that's what this documentary is
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>>2474956
> Until then her flank remains, blank.
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>>2474953
i tried to write a feel about getting twilight hooked on hookah and weed

it all went wrong somewhere

now im getting anons depressed and shit

I never asked for this
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rose, what do you do if you find a small deer in your trash cans/
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>>2474965
>August 24
What the fuck is this shit?
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>>2474974
draw it of course
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>>2474964
goddamn that singing was awful
>>
You know the dedicated hate anon? It's me and I'm not typically one to point blame on a condition but I was lobotomized when I was 8 so lets just say that I think I have enough reason. Sometimes, it comes out really rough when I'm just trying to say that it needs more effort and that a lazy artist is a shitty artist.
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>>2474979
Season 1: 2010-10-10
Season 2: 2011-09-17
Season 3: 2012-08-24
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>>2474914
>ultimately it's a good thing that we know the depths to which the bronies have sunk
It just begun... wait til that is on TV and whatever bronies that aren't a total welfare-leeching waste of oxygen start getting fired.

Fursecution 2.0 will begin and soon we will have a Bronies' civil rights movement.
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>>2474955
being best pony is a pretty nice power
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>>2474974
Call animal control to pick it up, leave it some greens for it to eat, try not to touch it much
draw it while I wait
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>>2474974
Why can't anything cute show up at my home?
The only thing that ever ends up here is my roommate, and he's not cute at all.
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>>2474969
I don't like the sound of that...
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>>2474999
>autism.
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>swag nigga that doesn't watch it but wants to D&D asks about something
>I THINK HE'S HIGH

Really, brony scum?

I would befriend that nigga, we could D&D and be cool.
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>>2475013
What do you mean?
>>
SPRINGFIELD SPRINGFIELD!
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>>2474960
Please do. And link it.
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>>2474999
I don't think television is patterned like that.
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>>2475016
You mad jelly of my trips
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>>2474934
>you will never buy him revealing, lacy mare's lingerie to replace the ruined panties
>you will never call in a favor Rarity owes you to make some alterations
>you will never beam as you watch Braeburn slowly fill up the silky cocksleeve, until his tip barely peeks out of the end
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>>2474999
ah of course

method to madness

we don't know the date yet, extrapolating from past seasons isn't correct
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>>2475002
And then there will finally be enough support for a revolution. We can finally kick their asses off of the internet for good and retake our place on /co/ as conquerors.
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>>2474999
That's not how seasons work. There's no pattern to derive. If they make season 5 it's not going to start in July.
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>>2474999
That's a retarded logic.
So what S5 if it exists begins in June?
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>>2475029
why does she have to be such a sweet adorable little naked girl
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>>2475030
I want one of those

too bad one that still has a wooden stock and is still in good condition is hard to find and costs as much as a decent AR-15

THANKS A WHOLE LOT, BUBBA
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>>2475029
You know....
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>>2475038
no no, they've suffered enough

we can just stay here where it's nice and warm
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>>2475020
>I just want to play crazy white people pretend with y'all
>"HURRR NO YOU'RE HIGH AND NOT A BRONY LIKE US FUCK OFFFFFF NIGGER"
someone fucking get Jesse Jackson on this shit.
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>>2475002
>tfw brony riots in all major cities
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>>2474994
I don't know what you mean
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>>2475041
>>2475042
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>>2475045
Why is this so sexual?
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>>2475009
>>2474974
fucken artfags. always drawin shit.
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>>2475060
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>>2474932
>that feel when most of your friends are waste of life and your only relatively normalfag friend is too shallow and judgemental to deviate from socially acceptable
I have a clear conscience.
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Would you kill a brony from the documentary non-sexually?

Which?
How?
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>>2475073
because its an animal with no clothes and the gif is made of maybe half a second of airtime looped and maybe reversed to look like shes waving her ass at you


duh
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>>2475012
Least its not an alligator.

They're not like Gummy. Not at all.
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>>2475088
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>>2475092
Yes.

All of them.
With my bare goddamn hands.
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>>2475038
We are fine where we stand. We'll just have a whole board all to ourselves with the occasional Quest Thread.
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>>2475089
dont be a douche about your friends

or just make new ones

but seriously

you need friends that you dont actually think suck ass, its important

thats how I get really expensive strains of weed for free
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>>2475036
>silky cocksleeve
My boner can't take much more of this
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>>2475108
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>>2474967
>just watch a single chris-chan video and pretend he's talking about ponies. that's what this documentary is
I think you are exaggerating. It can't be THAT gringeworthy if it tries to give a positive undertones to bronies. can it?
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>fapping to fillies
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>I have friends myself but we don't do things like try to get rid of dragons like the ponies do
You know, he's got a point. Why are my friends so fucking lame?
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>>2475032
... they had it 18 days ago.

WE 2SLOW
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>>2475124
>not fapping to every pony
Its like you want some of them to feel left out.
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>>2475081
What can I say, it's a great opportunity for it
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>>2475123
these are bronies we're talking about. there is no positive undertone.
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>>2475133
That sounds like about the same time it first showed up here, actually.
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>>2474974
http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/utpoj/found_this_little_guy_when_i_was_playing/
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>>2475016
>understatement
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>>2475124
I can't tell you how many times I've fapped to hotsauce and AP's fics.
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>>2475136
I don't fap to ponies at all.

I rolled once while living dangerously and got the "fap to pone" option, but I didn't even manage a semi.
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>>2475159
can we not be assholes for one ni-

oh right

MLPG

carry on
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>>2475148
I don't get it why we're making such a huge deal out of it now.
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>>2475177
Because most people forgot about it like I did.
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>>2475177
No idea.
I still haven't even seen it, I just remember the adress.
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>>2475167

Who's being an asshole? What the fuck are you talking about?
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>>2475177
It was as easy as someone in the thread bringing it up.
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>all this horse underwear discussion

fuck this is my ultimate fetish
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>>2475190
well someone went out to specifically see if the picture was from reddit

id call that being an asshole
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>>2475197
Well draw your favorite pone in horse underwear.
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>>2475129
You can have epic adventure in black neighbourhoods.
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>>2475197
>scootasquid in charge of swiming.
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>>2475207
dont forget your CCW

you do carry, right MLPG?
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this is the first time i've seen it, guess i'm just not as up to date with brony news as you horrible people
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>>2475207
But all black people ever do is steal bikes
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>>2475194
This is honestly how I imagine MLPG is.
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>>2475214
Do you need a licence for mace and a maglite?
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>>2475223
>implying they don't also offend me by dating white women
WE /b/ NOW
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>>2475121
Oh, but that's not even the best part, anon...

Everything's 'connected' down there. Every step he takes causes the sleeve to slide along his cock. It will tease him constantly when he wears it around the house for you.
I'd just hope he has plenty of stamina. Otherwise, you might have to worry about him cumming all over those pretty dresses of his.
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>>2475223
To build a bike golem.

Don't you want to see the bike golem?
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Aw yisss! Bread crumbs
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Rubro is streaming some classic simpsons

http://www.livestream.com/poneland

come watch
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>>2475205
someone specifically downloaded a picture from reddit, RENAMED IT, and then posted it on mlpg just to get replies

id call that being an asshole

you shitty namefaggot
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>>2475214
Just a utility knife, rummy. I live in a good town. Very few blacks.
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>>2475230
>mace

oh god you poor faggot

go get yourself a springfield EMP or an M&P9 Shield

best slim-figured carry guns on the market at the moment

seriously the shield just blows my mind how many rounds it carries in so good a size
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>>2475231
>with my waifu Rarity
>huge black guy comes out of nowhere and slaps her flank
>I do nothing
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>>2475241
I don't think I do
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Would you into Applejacks muscular ass?
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>mfw i am black
>and i once stole a bike when i was a kid
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Hey prettywings anon
I had trouble drawing her, so I took the easy way out and made her smaller
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>>2475261
>For the record, the black guy is 9'10" and weighs 39 lbs.
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>>2475286
You are not black youre a disgusting nigger.
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>>2475286
why though? were there no bike stores in your area? why couldn't you just buy one yourself?
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>>2475286
>mfw I had parents that could afford to buy me a bike and I didnt have to become a fucking theiving nigger to get one
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>>2475300
Uguu.

>>2475301
>39 lbs
Wat.
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>>2475286
>mfw i'm white and never stolen anything
hmmm
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>>2475286
>black
>never stolen anything ever
>wear my pants like a normal human being
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>>2475256
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>>2475286
>mfw I am white
>and I perpetuate patriarchy each and every day
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>>2475300
What's up with the Nightmare eyes?
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>>2475235
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>>2475320

This is how you do it people.
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>>2475328
wobbly hands with the brush
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>>2475322
He never listens, anon.
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>>2475300
>>2475328
Kinda looks like a flower stamen is growing in there
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how does it feel hoppip that sethisto and bronies are making their OCs with your shit and using it to make awful pony comics

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/background-pony-creator-is-live-awesome.html


this is fluffy ponies all over again
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>>2475352
she seemed moderately amused by it earlier in the thread
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>>2475261
>not inviting him for a threesome
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>>2475235

Oh my HNNNNNNNG
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>>2475352

It's funny how bronies were raging over hopopopo's fucktoy and then she goes and makes this and everyone is slobbering on her cock.
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>>2475369
Apple ponies confirmed for not racist.
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>>2475372
>you will never deepthroat Hopipo's beautiful cock
;_;
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Would you devour a pone's heart to absorb her power?
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>>2475300
I always have problems with her head (and eyes).

Normal ponies are just blobs with snouts, but hers actually has a much more defined shape.

I should practice more.
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>>2475352

pretty sure she would have foreseen that when she released it
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>>2475235

And if he does, do I get to punish him?
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>>2475369
>It's really just him fucking Rarity senseless while you watch
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>>2475386
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>>2475285
>i am sexually attracted to humans
>i am sexually attracted to horses
>this picture is not appealing to me at all

strange, i wonder why.
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Trixie is a generally derogatory slang term referring to a young urban white woman, typically single and in her late 20s or early 30s. The term originated during the 1990s in Chicago, Illinois. The term was further popularized by a satirical website dedicated to the Lincoln Park Trixie Society, a fictional social club based in Chicago's upscale Lincoln Park neighborhood.[1]
Trixies are typically depicted as "social climbing, marriage-minded, money-hungry young ladies that seem to flock to the upwardly-mobile neighborhood of Lincoln Park."[2] Another description calls them "the women with Kate Spade bags for every day of the week; the ex-sorority girls still lusting after big, dumb jocks; the women who go to law school to find husbands."[3] The stereotypical counterparts of Trixies, and the men they usually end up marrying, are referred to in slang as "Chads".[4]
According to National Geographic, the Trixie stereotype describes a "blond, late-twenties woman with a ponytail who works in PR or marketing, drives a black Jetta, gets manicures and no-foam skim lattes."[5] Trixies typically also have a small dog (a pug, puggle or shiba inu) and know all of the other neighborhood dog owners by their dog's name.
As such, "Trixies" are not unique to Chicago but representative of a stereotyped subculture in contemporary America. However, the term's use is specific to the Chicago area.
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>>2475344
that tends to happen when one is drunk
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>>2475402
Because the artist is shit tier.
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>>2475320
>black
>wearing pants
Are you some sort of self-hating slavechild?
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>>2475405
Nice try.
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>>2475402
Because it has the worst parts of both ponies and humans?
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>>2475352
Personally I think the entire ordeal has been hilarious
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>>2475421
>>2475421
>lyra in the window

every fucking time
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>>2475414
>not taming the wild beasts with ancient tribal secrets
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>>2475310
i didnt take it to ride, the kid was an asshole so i took his bike and dumped it in the woods. this was like in middleschool.
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>>2475439
huh

in that case good on ya mate
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>>2475334
>>2475371
Of course, when he does, he'd have to clean it right up so you wouldn't notice. He thinks of it as a light punishment for not being able to save himself for you. I suppose seeing him worriedly washing his maid's outfit in lacy lingerie might be enough for some of you. Unless you're a little bit on the cruel side like >>2475396. What would you do if he came in your presence, anon?
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>>2475352

I sincerely doubt she expected us to make more use of it than the likes of Sethisto and his cult following.
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>>2475421
I tend to imagine Lyra as a bit of a freak, in addition to her human fetish/obsession.
Do you think she might be flattered or even turned on by this if it wasn't such a lame gay-ass OC?
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>>2475372
>you'll never slobber over Hopopipo's onersized transgendered clitoris oh wait!... you just might for a price
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gibe art requests plz i repot u
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>>2475451
I think she's waiting for whoever buys it to post a picture of themselves utilising it
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>>2475461
Rarity eating a hot dog
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>>2475461
horse panties now
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>>2475461
sweetie belle
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>>2475461
>>2475461
MLPG-themed river city ransom screenshot
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>>2475461
applejack and dash having a pie eating contest
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>>2475461
combine every request you get into one picture
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>>2475456
Well, if it was a human like you or me doing the fucking, she'd probably be pretty aroused.
She'd probably feel honored to be the first pony fuckdoll for humans.
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>>2475398
What does she have the marshmellowy pooper for?
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>>2475464
i bid $200 but that wasnt even close. if i won i would have sent pictures to hoppip.
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>>2475461

Lyra wearing two fuckable human plushes on her hands like oven mitts.
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>>2475474
THIS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
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>>2475406
>I'm drunk!
>TIME TO SHITPOST!!!! xD
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>>2475456
She'd be flattered to know there was a fuckdoll out her being used by humans.
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>>2475494
Rarity wearing panties eating a hot dog in front of Sweetie Belle in River City near AJ and Dash having a pie eating contest with Lyra cooking the pies (wearing two fuckable human plushies on her hands for oven mitts)?
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>>2475511
been done
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>>2475511
hey pq

you read that story yet
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>>2475474
Which pony is most likely to yell out BARF after being punched in the face?
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>>2475516
serious question

since when is serious advice about what to carry for self-defense shitposting
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>>2475534
YES
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>>2475548
It isn't.
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>>2475540

>you read that story yet

oh god. what story?
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>>2475516
seriously. alcoholics are so lame.
>needing alcohol to shitpost
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>>2475474
I'd like to see a 16-bit winston hitting thugs with a beer bottle alongside a 16-bit cyborg leth lazorng things and a 16-bit armorbro beating the shit out of everything
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>>2475530
>>2475498
I commend Hoppip for making Lyra the first pone fuckdoll. She'd probably be the only pony not to be extremely bothered by it.
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>>2475548
Since it stopped being about ponies
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>>2475559
Okay, but I'm going to need a reference for horse panties. I've never drawn them and they seem like something I could fuck up.
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>>2475575
>implying i NEED alcohol to shitpost and dont just wind up shitposting when under the influence of it

i shitpost just fine totally sober thank you very much

asshole
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>>2475548
>when is serious advice about what to carry for self-defense shitposting

when it is in the my little pony discussion thread
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>>2475608
like we actually discuss pony
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>>2475447

I would Chain him to the wall and edge him for hours on end. I would deny him sexual release for as long as possible, just to watch him squirm and make cute noises. Maybe even a chastity belt and a vibrator.
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>>2475576
>River City Ransom
>16-bit
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>>2475608
Fine.

What kind of gun do each of the mane six carry for self-defense?
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>>2475616
Ponies are lame anyway. I want to talk about donkeys.
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>>2475566
the one with lyra

and your kink
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>>2475438
>not ancient tribal secrets to become one
step up nigga!
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>>2475588
>>
>view source
>this entire thread is one line of html

WHY MOOT/2CH
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>>2475447

I'd make him lick it up.

Then we'd snowball
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>>2475617
You guys are gay.
I'm imagining a woman doing this and myself in the colt's position, so it's not gay.
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>>2475624
like i havent asked MLPG that question ten times already

twilight carries a retardely fancy 9mm loaded with retadedly fancy ammo all paid for by the princess

AJ carries a revolver

RD carries a makarov because thats all she can afford

FS doesnt carry

pinkie wouldnt even need to carry

spike is a dragon why would he carry
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>>2475447
>after one too many close calls, Braeburn looks for a way to avoid the problem
>one day you come home to find him in what looks like the first outfit you bought him; his favorite maid's uniform
>you hear a quiet squeak as he walks towards you, his dress shining in the light of the room
>It's latex
>his steps become unsteady as he approaches, and soon his breath grows ragged as you see the bulge in his skirt moves under the force of his orgasm
>he smiles at you as his creamy white semen slides right off, dripping from the edge of his skirt, and pooling on the floor
>he takes a few steps back, and leans down
>he begins to lap the hot cum off the floor, never once taking his eyes off yours
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>>2475631
Lets talk about all quadruped fuzzy creatures so long as they are sufficiently cute enough and can relate to pony
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>>2475649
What's wrong with it?
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>>2475588
make sure they go deep in the ass and you show vag bulge
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>>2475649
I can't into computers.
Why is this bad?
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>>2475649
>not minifying you're html
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>>2475686
That HTML Agility Pack that someone posted last horse for .NET is wigging out, claiming it's not HTML.
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>>2475669
>twilight carries a retardely fancy 9mm loaded with retadedly fancy ammo all paid for by the princess
Either a Hi-Power (Mk.III, Officer's Model, blued with tangent sights) or a Springfield EMP from Dawson precision.
>AJ carries a revolver
S&W Bodyguard.
>RD carries a makarov because thats all she can afford
I'd correct you and say a CZ82 would be better, but this is RD we're talking about.
>FS doesnt carry
Correct.
>pinkie wouldnt even need to carry
.45-70 derringer.
>spike is a dragon why would he carry
Correct.
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>>2475681
I don't care where it came from I like it.
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>>2475669
You forgot rarity.
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>>2475633

Do you mean Saatchi's? because I've read that one multiple times.
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>>2475725
Wrong picture
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>>2475669
Yes. Mai waifu is dangerous even without a gun.
But you forgot Rarity.
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>>2475681
are goats sufficiently cute enough
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I need some pictures of nathan pony if any one can oblige.
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>>2475681
Just imagine how warm Firefox pone would be.
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>>2475736
Why am I thinking of DeeDee when seeing that?
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>>2475723
>pinkie carries a derringer
>when she fires it just shoots a little 'bang!' flag out
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>>2475735
What story? About what?
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>>2475723
>>2475739

Rarity is a gunsmith. She carries what ever she wants.
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>>2475750
That was the funniest needless shitstorm on /g/ that pic
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>>2475754
Lanky, and pink clothing.
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>>2475736
This adorable giraffe's candyvag is level with your face. Perfect.
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>>2475669
>Springfield EMP from Dawsom precision

hey Broke.
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>>2475669
>RD
>Not carrying a Deagle with extra clips
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>>2475736
That's actually pretty cute. I want more pone giraffes.
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>>2475745
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>>2475731
I forgot what she would carry

it was some obscure ancient shit from the 1920's that could be changed out to like seventeen different calibers really easily
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>>2475750
She's very cute, and I'm sure she's warm, but you probably couldn't cuddle her without catching fire.
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>>2475498
>She'd probably feel honored to be the first pony fuckdoll for humans.
Seriously what took us so long?
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>>2475787
Why did people name him Nathan when he's cuter than Nathan will ever be?
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>>2475681
I know we've seen domesticated pigs as livestock, but I'd like to see wild boars largely because I remember that one fan-made world map with "Boardor" on it.

They would be, likes, Orcs or some shit.
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>>2475779
>implying she can afford a deagle
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>>2475816
>Ponehammer 40K Hogz
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>>2475816
Orks nothing. Wild boars would be trolls.
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>>2475735
ahahahah yep
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>>2475768
You know out of all the boards /g/ is the one that doesn't really have that many problems with ponies.
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>>2475498
>She'd probably feel honored
I bet that's what Hopopo used as an excuse to herself when she made something against her principles in the name of capitalism.
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>>2475813
I was personally never for that name, kind of a disgrace to any character on the show to be named that.
But it doesn't really matter, just a random bg pony.
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>>2475750
Would you a Chrome or Firefox?
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>>2475816
Reminds me of the stuff Artanon has done with non pony animals. How deer are Celts and sheep are Nordic vikings.

What would wild boars even be? What's a particularly marauding culture?
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>>2475854
>against her principles
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>>2475839

why do I feel like you're bringing this up just because you know it makes me uncomfortable.
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now that rose is gone, it is time for butts.
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>>2475804
>implying she wouldn't cool herself down so you could cuddle
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>>2475867

He's still adorable.
And I loved him in Confidential
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>>2475883
huns?
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>>2475882
The Chrome one is more cuter but I like the heat
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>>2475670
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>>2475882
firefox all the way
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>>2475882
Firefox.

FIREFOX.
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>>2475882
Chrome of course.
She's cuter and faster
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>>2475894
>human butts
get the fuck out
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>>2475894
dayum
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>>2475882
I would this one
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>>2475839
Give us a link.
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>>2475929
I feel so sad for her...
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>>2475894
Rose is never coming back.
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>>2475750
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH IT BURNS!
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>>2475882
I think Firefox is cuter.
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>>2475929
I would hug IE pony and cuddle her to sleep. Just so long as I don't have to use her to browse the internet.
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>>2475894
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>>2475894
More
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>>2475952
see
>>2475896
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>>2475894
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>>2475896
But she's still on fire.
Would she temporarily extinguish her flames and become the bald pony just for you to cuddle?
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So I only completed part of the "combo" request, but I'll do the rest in a minute. This was exhausting!

I can never get Rarity's hair to look right, and I keep second guessing myself. I have to find an easier way to do it.

Anyway, I'm not sure if these horse panties are up to specification, but drawing them gave me some insight on perspective.

Gonna work on AJ and RBD next I guess, and come back for Sweetie later. I am so done with curly hair for now.
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>>2475992
That's what I was saying.
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>>2475948
rose just posted on her furaffinity account that she is moving to the forest to live and mate with wild donkeys
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>>2475894
utterly disgusting
>>2475990
now we're talking
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>>2475992
why would the flames hurt you to begin with

its magic, bitch
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>>2475996
>I can never get Rarity's hair to look right

More body. Don't be afraid to draw it bigger than you think it should be. Try starting from the front and working from her head out.
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>>2476011
SHIT: LOST
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>>2476024
Ah yes! I forgot about that.

>it's magic, I ain't gotta explain shit
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>>2475965
My nigga!
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>>2475965
>you hug IE pony
>you get filled with viruses and toolbars in your body
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i want more human butts...
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>>2475890
your fault for namefagging

and for telling everyone about it]


>>2475932
http://pastebin.com/H2SQ3Quy
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>>2476052
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>>2476004
She'd probably be embarrassed to be bald, even temporarily. You'd just have to cuddle her extra close and tell her how pretty she is.
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>>2476045
>IE pony is papa Nurgle's liaison to equestria
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Would you play a game that is Klonoa but with best pony as the player character?
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>>2476052

Second.
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>>2476052
>>>/humanchan/
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>>2476052
Me too.
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>>2476065
>firefox pony goes bald for cuddles
>implying I wouldn't run my hand over her smooth head, then pull her in for a kiss when I get all the way back
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>>2475990
saved hard
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>>2475894
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>>2476099
>she begins to blush furiously
>flames reignite
>burns you
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>>2476110
dat shazbutt
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>>2476061
Thanks.
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>>2476110
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>>2476087
I can't tell why, but I just don't like any part of this picture at all.
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>>2476081
Lyra stop.
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oh shit i didnt know this was x-areiel

http://www.livestream.com/flappyflops

she is talking about her fetishes
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 49
Morale: High
Horsefucking Levels: Average
Flavor of the Day: Pokemans
Post count for 06/09/12: 7838

More /v/ than usual today. Yesterday had /vp/ visit, and now pokemon again! Now if only you could take the ponies and put them in little balls and fight with them. Twilight would kick everyone's ass.

The little war between 40k people and bugpeople is still happening in the mornings. Can be fun in small doses, as long as everyone remembers that it's not to be taken seriously, and is just a joke.

On that note, jokes are still jokes to some, even if you don't personally like them.

Marker pone is still cute. Smile got the marker post in 1 post number. Gotta go fast and all that.
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>>2476078
>Klonoa with Rarity
Of course
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why has this not been posted yet
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>>2476087
>there's a parallel universe where pones are just as obsessed as we are about My Little People
>images just like this and others are posted
>the majority of them still hate 'hippo' part
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>>2476110
>horrible mlp futa comic
i have a feeling that didn't stop you from fapping to it
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>>2476099
Awwwww~
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>>2476110
You are small time.
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>>2476145
>Can be fun in small doses
It's not fun even then, Leth, your attempts at moderation be damned.
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>>2476154
>my little people
>not my big human
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>>2476137
it's probably the hooves
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I was at a party today and there was this one guy who kept talking about Dead Space and I just could not keep my mind off of the marker.
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>>2476166
I'm sorry, run that by me again?
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>That feel when you're falling all over yourself to lick AJ's heart and taste her health
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>>2476193
ur a faget
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>>2476191
I hope you at least told him to go fuck his marker
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>>2476154
>My Little People
>the toyline comes with a magical cupboard that brings your people toys to life
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>>2476191
The new one or old ones? I'm fucking STOKED for 3
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>>2476154
>one pony is a little sad that everyone stopped talking about making the cute human guy crossdress
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>>2476145
>Marked in one post
AND I FUCKING MISSED IT???
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>>2476202
I

LOVED

THAT

BOOK
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>>2476110
goddamn you to hell nathan
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>>2476200
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>>2476191

>dead space

also known as babby's first 'horror' game
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>>2476202
remember when the VHS box had a keyhole in the side and came with an indian and key?
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>>2476145
>Smile got the marker post in 1 post number

What? Really? I always thought Isaac would make it
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>>2476197
I want to give Applejack a bath with my tongue
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>>2476211

You got your fetish fulfilled today, be grateful for what you get.
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>>2476225
But a good enough action game for me!
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>Braeburn will never walk in on you masturbating wildly while madly sniffing his sweaty, semen-encrusted lace panties
>He'll never blush and walk out before you could see him
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>>2476211
>just one pony
>only a little sad
That's not the My Little People General I know.
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>>2476201
I thought about it, but I never played Dead Space/2. I didn't want to sound like "caek is lie, wuts portal" type of person. Plus, there were children present.
>>2476208
All 3.
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>>2476231
it derailed the thread before there was even a topic
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>>2476133
>mfw
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>>2476145
>Morale: High


for me it is the lowest ever. i am about ready to kill myself.
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>>2476154
>little

>>2476211
If we are doing opposites would it be a mare upset that we aren't talking about making a woman crossdress?
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>Thor is now in Netflix Instant Watch
>I've been wanting to rewatch it forever.
Fuck pone, I'm watching this shit.
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>>2476256
Welp, it's time to dig the archive for me
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>>2476259
Yeah, this afternoon's threads were easily some of the worst in recent memory, I think.
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>>2476259

>That feel when he'll never be Morale: Through the Roof again
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>>2476197
I would like her teeth nonsexually.
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>>2476259
Where a shirt with the MLPG logo on it for funsies
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>tfw up at 6:30 in the morning watching the true banjos play SC2

BASED DONG
BASED FLASH
#PASSION
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>>2476248
Give it a rest faget.
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>>2476269
FUCK
NO
I JUST LOST MY NETFLIX 10 DAYS AGO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So MLPG, which pone should I cuddle tonight?

Dubs is Fluttershy
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>>2476110
>fapping to hoppips chalupa
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>>2476294
I could stram
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>>2476110
>Nonsexual humanized CMC
>Hoppip's tulpa
>Rumble and Scootaloo sitting in the backseat of a car doing nothing.
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>>2476269
Thor was the only Marvel movie I liked.
Everything else had too much shit in it. Thor was straight and to the point. I don't like super hero movies, but I liked that one.
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>>2476211

Sometimes I wish there would be more crossdressing discussions involving a pony forcing anon to crossdress rather than anon forcing a pony to crossdress.

I didn't even like forced fem until I read a Rarity/Pinkie x Anon fic involving it.
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>>2476290

Fuck you hateanon
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>>2476251
What would the My Large Human version fo Chrysalis be?
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>>2476304
Fluttershy.
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>>2476241
Sorry, I didn't mean to be selfish...
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>>2476323
Lady gaga
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>>2476317
>thor was straight

nnnnooooooooo! don't remind me!
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>>2476145

Capped!
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>>2476319
>>2476321
fagets
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>>2476323
Bin Laden.
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Finished Derpy eating orange sherbert. Tried not tracing the eyes. It did NOT turn out well. Oh well, the only way I'll get better is through practice. If anyone has a tutorial for eyes I'd appreciate it. The rest of the body looks neat though, but I think I'll use a thinner pencil tool to outline. I know brush is smoother, but pencil makes coloring easier because I'm a lazy faggot who still uses the paintbucket.

Next up is Raisin doing something silly.

I also have a tumblr now because I can't circlejerk hard enough without one http://mightyshockwaves-vault.tumblr.com/
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>Slight lull in conversation

Here we go!
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>>2476306
Damn! Thanks
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>>2476312
Stram fo us.
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>>2476323
Josef Stalin
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>>2476333
Pfffhahahaha
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>>2476312
That would be cool!
>>2476352
Yes
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>>2476307
what
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>>2476348
I want to sniff her
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>>2476248
why do i have the strongest feeling that this is wolfnanaki posting
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>>2476224
Seriously stop that.

That stopped being funny before 4chan existed.
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>>2476347
I'll follow you!
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>>2476368

You and me both, brother
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>>2476259
All you need is some encouragement.

DO IT FAGGOT!
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>>2476374
Spazzes crave attention. Don't give him any and he will slink off.
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[Games]
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>>2476372
If it is where's my Thunderlane, Nanaki?
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>want to download Sims 3 to make the mane 6 live in a house together.
>so much shit to download
Please convince me to stop this
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>>2476374
I don't think you understand just how heretical you're being.
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Would you cuddle a Hollowed pone, even with her skin dried and visibly showing her skeleton?
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>>2476347
At least she got some in her mouth
The snout looks a little long, and the lines look like you're using MS paint (?)
Other than that, pretty great
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>>2476315
>a picture of SB's OC
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>>2476403
>that song
>that tag switch
pfffft
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>>2476401
I post it whenever it seems applicable.

I'm sorry but you're stuck with me.
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>>2476304
Twist
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>>2476403
>Games not found
>switch tag to movies
AHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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>>2476428
>>2476403
alright what is this exactly? is there some site that these [random code words] direct people to?

stop excluding me!!!
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>>2476364
seriously, which one is the chalupa
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>>2476347
i liked it enough to save
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>>2476418
Of course, all pone need cuddles.
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Ok, If my connection hold up Straming THOR here starting at 12:45
http://www.livestream.com/happysupertime
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>>2476347
When?
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>Listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYJtSVJM6-w
>Raining outside
>Fuzzy robe
How comfy are you, MLPG?
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>>2476408
>not making MLPG tripfag mansion

DO
IT
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>>2476457
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/133802
Install to listen to .ogg files embedded in pictures.
Read the instructions to do the embedding.
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>>2476457
[YouWillNeverStrollWithRover]
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>>2476479
>fuzzy robe
my nigga
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>>2476457
>>>/ponychan/
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>>2476408
I used The Sims 2 primarily to act out my juvenile sexual fantasies.

I encourage you to do the same.
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>>2476481

Inspired by the /v/ thread?
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>>2476461
13 right from the left
5 down from the top.
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>>2476481
But...but there so much to download...
Oh well time to find the torrents
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>>2476419

Actually, photoshop. I used the brush tool before, but it seems to leave ugly white outlines. I thought I'd experiment with the pencil tool to see if it looked any better since I know things would fill in nicely. The alternative is leaving it in black and white, and fuck that noise.

I mean, God, look at her tail.
>>
Are there or were there any quests today.

I'd like to catch up if there were.
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>>2476479
Not very, Prometheus was disappointing. Trying to answer questions left by it feels like trying to make concepts to the show, like what Dragon governments are like for example.

Guess work driven by rationalization and no evidence.
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>>2476403
>[Games] not found, playing [Movies] instead
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>>2476500
Wait, where's this music from? Sounds familiar as fuck
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>>2476504
Hey, don't be mean. We don't have to be mean.
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Last call to watch THOR
http://www.livestream.com/happysupertime
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>>2476554
Going to the store.
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>>2476478
>Scootaloo will never feed on your blood.
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>>2476559
>sentenal
eh....
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>>2476478

Never. Interest just doesn't seem high enough and going the evil route just wouldn't be fun for me. We'd get 2 people at most or else there would be massive samefagging. I'll do something original once hamburger time is over. Sorry
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>>2476573
Chat in MLPG you big baby.
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>>2476513
Since there's a limit to how many sims one could have we would need 4 tripfags and their waifus/favorite pony
Who will it be?
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>>2476481

I was going to pirate it and do that but I'm just too fucking lazy.

maybe after I finish the other videos I have planned, I'll give it a try.
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>>2476607
Leth and Twilight
Smile and Pinkie
I don't know the rest
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>>2476625
Add TAW and Dash but make him also want Twilight
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I'M POSTING LYRA.

Bonbon is alright too.
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>>2476640
sims 3 has alcohol right?
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>>2476640
>Leth wakes up one morning
>Sees TAW riding Twilight
>Chinman v2.0
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>>2476248
>You will never go to retrieve his panties from your hiding place
>You will never find a note in its place, chastising you for stealing his unmentionables
>in small print at the very bottom, it says 'turn around'
>Braeburn will never be standing in the doorway, grinning slyly at you
>You will never notice that he's wearing the panties, now soggy with fresh cum
>He will never gently push you back over the bed, and climb up to straddle your face
>He will never lay down on top of you, taking your cock into his mouth while he grinds his wet package into your face
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>>2476655
>>2476625
>you will never be beloved enough by MLPG to have them ship you with your waifu
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>>2476655
>Implying Twilight would be unfaithful to Leth.
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this is a request from yesterday hopefully the anon is here now, it's pinkie pie and fluttershy swapping pets
does anyone have another drawing request?
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>>2476653
It has drinks but no alchool I think
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>>2476681
why would you even think such things
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>>2476640
>>2476655
>TAWlight vs TwiLeth

How did you know my favorite ships?
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>>2476674
If I wore a name every time I posted, you guys would have no choice but to give me Pinkie...
I'd be "that Pinkie guy".
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>>2476682
Twilight And Rarity trying to groom Opal with magic with horrible results for them
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>>2476682
cute! pinkie pie and twilight building a snow pony please
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>>2476682
Rarity teaching Sweetie how to sew
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>>2476682
Oh, god, what did Fluttershy do to Gummy???
Draw AJ like a hillbilly with overalls, moonshine, and a shotgun.
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>>2476704
Sims 3 has robots right?
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>>2476711
Oh, the one who wants nothing more than to live with her as a baker?

I wonder if that guy who dreamt about introducing Rarity to his parents is around.
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Experimented with poses. The result? BOTH turned out looking like retards.

Welp, better go back to trying to copy other people's poses exactly.
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>>2476704
>tfw you never realized it, but your wiafu/username has a pretty combination too
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>>2476682
Derpy playing 3 video games at once
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>>2476735
but why are we throwing in ponies

why not just have as many tripfags as possible and laugh about their interactions
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>>2476672

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUnf
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>>2476750
Because that would be worryingly circle-jerky
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>>2476736
Yeah, that's me, although I assume I'm not the only one.
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>>2476769
TOO LATE
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>>2476750
Why make one house and not a neighborhood?
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>>2476780
ABORT ABORT
ABANDON SHIP
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>>2476711
Fuck you I post Pinkie Pie all the time too, stay away from her faggot.
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>>2476787
>a part of town for each mane6fags
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>>2476750
Which pony would be Chinman?
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>>2476780

LETS SEE EM.
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>>2476787
>MLPG neighborhood
>Deafdefiler is neighborhood rapist
>He didn't actually rape anybody
>>
>Masturbating.
>Feel orgasm coming on
>Allow myself to come, but don't "clench" cock to shoot out semen
>Leave ejaculation muscles dormant as you orgasm.
>Feel come fill up your dick and dribble out the top
>Wait as long as possible before you can't bear it and have to shoot your load
I just did this and it was fucking incredible. I hope you understand what I'm trying to describe.
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>>2476792
BUT THERE ARE NO LIFEBOATS

WE'RE ON THE LIFEBOAT
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>>2476771
Having simple fantasies is nice. I can only think of pushing ever forward to greatness with twilight, I would never be satisfied with simply managing a library together for the rest of our lives. Twilight could do so much more, and if she's ever discouraged from her dreams I would never let her give up.
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>>2476800
There's no need for that. Would Pinkie appreciate your attitude?
Besides, I already know she's mine. There's no way you can shake my confidence.
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/bronycon-documentary-nears-300000.html
[WHY]
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>>2476812
A fun game to play over a weekend is to masturbate every few hours, bring yourself almost to orgasm, and then stop.
You start doing that Friday night. You finally let yourself go on Sunday night or when master says it's okay. Feels pretty awesome.
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>>2476818
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>>2476837
Beacuse most bronies take money from their parents
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guys guys guys

Can't we all just share the ponies? I mean, there's plenty, right?
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>>2476825
Me and Pinkie will miss you guys, but we'll come visit you at the castle.
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>>2476818
>2012
>not fashioning makeshift lifeboats from your distended, hollow ponycock
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>>2476598
Interest doesn't seem high enough? When have you been asking?
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>Human Lyra will never let you motorboat her with your fat ponyshaft.
>She will never deepthroat your ponyshaft.
>She will never let you finish on her face, covering her in your thick ponycum.
>She will never stroke your mane and call you her litle pony after.
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>>2476861
What part of "MY Little Pony" don't you get, motherfucker?
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>>2476869
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>>2476843
I wish I had a master...
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>Sweaty Braeburn balls conversation
>Check for Braeburn 34
>It's all so good

Thank you based fandom
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>>2476863
>living in one place
>not taking your three favorite ponies on an adventure
Me Twilight, Rarity and Sweetie are going DUNGEON EXPLORING
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>>2476837
To make you feel better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=igXz_hXKUcE
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>>2476894
BWAHAHHAHAHA
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>>2476883
god i wish i could draw like that
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>>2476894
Why are oggchan .gifs broken?
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>>2476894
I like.
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monorail...
monorail...
monorail...
monorail...
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>>2476752
>He will never stop suddenly, and tell you to close your eyes and not move
>he will never mash himself down against you one last time before he climbs off
>you will never hear him shuffling around in front of you
>you will never gasp as you feel him pulling something around your legs
>he will never slide the cum-soaked panties up around you, the wet fabric completely encasing your erection
>he will never get pack on top of you, and nuzzle your cock through his old undergarment, licking at the tip of your penis as it barely pokes out over the top
>he will never nip the edge of the silky panties and bring them over your tip as you erupt, adding a fresh load to the already soaking fabric
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>>2476912
why are you broken
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>>2476897
Don't forget to send a postcard!
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>>2476918
mono...
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>>2476907
Were you born with good genes?
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>Go to /g/
>First thread is about MLP
Can't escape.

What type of computer are you guys using?
In your pony rankings, which two ponies are in the middle and why?
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>>2476933
>type of computer
What kind of question is that?
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>>2476422
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZqrHw7YV3Q&t=1m16s
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>>2476921

Am I gay if I want this to happen more than anything?
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>>2476921
Stop making me gay. Jesus doesn't like it. You guys are keeping me from heaven.
>>
INCOMING GIF
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>>2476935
>automatic responses
Yeah, that's a beacon of hope.
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>>2476935
What with Hoppip's plush, I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing.
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>>2476922
Seriously though, none of the gifs with sound attached show up for me.
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>>2476954
pfffthahahhaa
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>>2476954

Ahahahahaha

Yessssss
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>>2476954
Hahaha yes!
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>>2472377
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>>2476941
Guess I should've specified more.
Laptop or desktop.
Do you know the internal specifications?
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>>2476952
>>2476954
smile and creepyanon working hand in hand?
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>>2476933
Pic

>>2476935
Would Hasbro cracking down on this sort of thing affect them very much?
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New Horse:

>>2476986
>>2476986
>>2476986
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>>2476894
I love it.

It's so...beautiful.
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>>2476976
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>>2476942

That was way too spot-on.
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>>2476947
>>2476951
It's ok. I'd be more worried if you DIDN'T want to cum in Braeburn's soiled panties while he rubbed his damp package against your face.
Even moreso if you didn't want to have him put them back on and get back in position.
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>>2476976
Wow that's nice!
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>>2476979
Current computer;
Pentium 4/HT 3.2GHz
Nvidia 7300GT
500GB HDD
2GB 533MHz RAM
Xubuntu 11.10
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>>2476894
This exact same thing was posted early in the thread.
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>>2476979
Shitty Sony Vaio a relative bought me
1500$ for this...
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>>2476875
>motorboat her with your fat ponyshaft
I don't think you know what motorboating is.
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>>2477030
At least you have a graphics card. I can barely play any games on mine.
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>>2477078
>That feel
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>>2477030
How do I get this view again if I want to look at the spec of my PC?
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>>2476979
Scratchbuilt desktop.
Gigabyte z68x-ud3h-b3 mobo
asus gtx 560ti cu graphics card (20%cooler)
Intel i5 3.0ghz quad core
and 8gigs of ram.
also two 1 TB internal harddrives
and a 2 TB external.

Running windows 7 64 bit.

its my first scratchbuilt computer. and i love it.
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>>2477010

It's just... it would smell so good, and it would be so nice and slippery.

And he'd be servicing me at the same time, my gosh.
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>>2477150
I'd be careful. If he sees how much you like it, he might just turn the tables on you. You don't want to end up being the one in the dress, do you?

Do you?
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>>2476883
Get away from me!
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>>2477243
>tfw half of MLPG won't get this.

Sigh...
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>>2477240

Maybe just a little bit. If I could still worship his balls, I'd be fine wherever.
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>>2477275
>If I could

You say that like he wouldn't be on top of you every night after, wiping his sweaty sack over your face while you pitch a tent in your skirt
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>>2477256
It's a bad feel.
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>>2477243
>1starcream.jpg
>starcream
Would you eat Starscream's robot semen?
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>>2477345

Could he be wearing a skirt too?
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>>2477434
>Transformers General
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Bubbles get in here before they get started.
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>>2477497
Don't worry. Nothing's happening. I know the thread's reserved.
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>>2476935
who runs equestria after dark?
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>>2477576
Seth.

I don't think it's really being kept up with, though. There's better places to figure out where to get your porn.
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(Continuing quest in this thread)

You turn the buggy and shoot down the right most tunnel. This way curves left and right while sloping upwards. Without looking back you can tell you're still being perused by the digger. Now going forward, you go as fast as the engine possibly can, driving part way up the walls when the turns get tight.

After taking a particularly tight turn, the tunnel opens up into a fairly large, wide cavern with a high ceiling. There's a few shelved terraces of rock, but there arent any tunnels leading out that you can see!

Out of the corner of you eye you see something purple jump behind a large rock.
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>>2477744
"TWILIGHT HELP ME THERE'S A GIANT MONSTER UNDERGROUND!"

Drive away from where we saw the purple thing so we don't lead the monster towards it.
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>>2477744
Well, stop the buggy, climb up the terraces, and call out for Twilight.
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You slam on the brakes and do a doughnut, kicking up bits of loose rock everywhere. It gives you enough time to double back around the open caver, letting you keep your distance from the thing chasing you.

"Twilight!" You shout at where you saw the purple thing. "Help! There's a giant monster underground!"

"Rusty?!" That's not Twilight. Its Rarity!

The unicorn appears at the top of a rock, her purple make frazzled, dirty and split. She watches in awe and confusion at you zipping around with the thing chasing you. She shakes her head, bringing back her senses.

"Quick, we need to get out of here!"
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>>2477961
Drive by and stop just long enough for her to get on.
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>>2476554
>>2476500
I'LL DO THIS
WITH MY HANDS
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>>2477961
This: >>2477982
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You slide the buggy to a stop by the huge rock Rarity is perched ontop of. Without even needing to be told, she quickly hops down and lands in the flatbed. You send the wheels spinning a half heartbeat latter and make a b line to the tunnel, the beast still on your tail.

"Hurry! Hurry!" Rarity shouts from the back.

"I know!" You shout back.

"No you don't understand!" Rarity cries frantically. "Not that one!"

"Wh-"

The entire cavern violently shakes as something massive drops from the ceiling just in front of the tunnel mouth, cutting you off and making the buggy bounce into the air from the impact. At first you think its a cave in, but it stands up on two squat, fat legs and swings long, rocky looking arms around. It lets out a challenging roar in your direction with a giant gaping mouth in the center of its oblong body.
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>>2478227
Turn the the right and keep driving. Ask Rarity where we're supposed to go.
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>>2478227
Fuck!
Drive around, try to trick it away from the tunnel entrance.
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You turn the wheel frantically to one side, sending you drifting towards this new guy as the wheels take forever to gain traction for the direction change. It slams its massive arms in the ground, trying to cut you off, but you swerve out of the way and drive around.

"What the?! Where do we go Rarity?!" You yell back the pony as avoid oncoming burrower.

"I don't knooooow!"

There's a tectonic slam from behind you, making you look back. The burrowing creature has collided with big fat one, latching onto the side of its fat craggy body. It cries out and wings its long arms wildly at the worm, each impact like a thunderclap of stone on stone.
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>>2478476
Once they get somewhat away from the entrance, drive the fuck out of there.
Ask Rarity if she can swim.
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>>2478476
Ask Rarity if there is another way out. If there isn't then tell Rarity to hold on tight and that we are going to try and get past as soon as there is an opening.
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>>2478501
That wouldn't work. Remember how we got in? We slide down a smooth tunnel and then fell.
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>>2478534
Oh, yeah.
Well, we'll have to hit the middle tunnel.
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"Is there any other place out of here?" You ask Rarity, turning back to her. She shakes her head, making her ratty mane whip around.

"Believe me, I've tried! That's the only way out of here."

You bring the buggy to rest at the opposite end of the cavern. At the other end, the two monsters continue to duke it out. Neither one seems to getting much over the other. The fat one has size and reach, the burrower has leverage and a strong grip on the other. The two tumble around with size and force what would crush you, Rarity and your little car like a bug.

As their fight continues to rage on, a few heavy rocks the size of your vehicle fall from the ceiling with loud cracks. The two of them tumble around away from the tunnel some. You see an opening!

But it's very close to the two titians battle.
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>>2478700
Tell her to hold on tight, then gun it.
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>>2478700
GO FOR IT.
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You turn back to Rarity, meeting eye to eye. Her eye's widen and she shakes her head back and forth. Your eyes narrow and you nod very slowly with a wicked grin.

The buggy whirs lightly as you slam the pedal down. The wheels skid momentarily, followed by you and Rarity being flung back in your respective seats as you race down the cavern. Rocks crash down all around and the fighting of the two monsters envelops the world. There's a opening just between them and the cavern wall. If you can just make it fast enough...

One of the fat monster's big limbs slams down as the battle turns suddenly, crashing down directly on the hood of your buggy. The impact drives it into the ground and the back up. You and Rarity spin end over end in space, your vision occasionally catching snapshots of cavern, monsters and Rarity screaming.

[cont]

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