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>>2449209
cheater
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>>2449209
Well fuck
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VGTA
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h-here i go
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>>2449209
>3 posts
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So is Princess Celestia and her family the only nobility, or do you think there are other pony Dukes and Earls and Barons and such?

Like, maybe the earth ponies don't have them, but I can imagine that the unicorns have some sort of remnant of a landed gentry.
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Why PERSIST?
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Which pony makes the best royalty?
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would you use Luna's galaxy mane to chill your beverages of choice
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so who would bone sleepyhead?
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>>2449236
>Prince Blueblood
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>>2449206
>pears
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2449245
was originally going to be a duke
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>>2449209
2fast4me
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Best ponies
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>>2449244
Niiiice.

It's like that fapfic.
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>>2449232
GATTA GO FAST
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>>2449241
>luna's mane is a portable hole
>chill drinks at next to absolute zero
>opened carbonated drinks never go flat
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>>2449240
I guess you could call her the Queen of Carrot Flowers
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>>2449241
No, but I'd store my thermos of hot soup inside my pony's well-stretched urethra
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>you will never dick the duke of dickings
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>>2449249
exactly
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Any art requests?
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>>2449244
>bone

Not if my life depended on it

Snuggle peacefully nonsexually? No force on Earth could stop me
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>>2449244
uh.

Hmm. I am pretty sure Rose would not appreciate that.
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>>2449247
>baseball bat
>not using her ass
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>>2449241
YOY WOULDN'T A FRIDGE INTO A PONY
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>>2449282
>implying she is going to soil her ass with a inferior fruit
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>>2449281
well fuck that bitch
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Which pony has the muskiest balls? The sweatiest?
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>>2449267
>"Hello princess."
>"GOOD MORROW TO YE, SIR ANON!"
>"I was just won-WOOOPS!"
>Trip and fall right into Luna's mane
>End up somewhere in orbit of a cold gas giant
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>>2449244
>rape
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I wonder if AJ's ass could be used as an alternative to the Large Hadron Collider
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>>2449277
Dash getting her belly scratched blissfully
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NEW BEAR WHEN
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>>2449277
Luna in a silly hat
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>>2449281
>Hmm. I am pretty sure Rose would not appreciate that.
I can't hear you over this very loud donkey
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>>2449277
I would love to do that to Dash. USe baby talk and belly rubs and just generally annoy her with pampering
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>>2449306
More like large hardon collider
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>>2449314
>>>/redditdailychan/
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>>2449318
But what if she secretly liked it?
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>>2449288
..So is that like a reverse green lanterning?
>everyone has heard of stuffing a wife into a fridge
>but stuffing a fridge into a waifu is new
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>>2449277
pony porn
something hot with Cloud-sisters
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>>2449315
>some bray
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>>2449315
That donkey sure does get excited about getting hugged. so cute
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>>2449261
link?
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>>2449281
if she doesn't want people stealing her OC, she should post a big water mark and the words "do not steal"
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>>2449326
I like it better if she doesnt

Cuddle rape
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>>2449323
The fuck are you >implying?
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>>2449334
>some bray
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>>2449315
This still isn't as bad as the Madmax 34 because Rose never claimed her oc's were a self-insert
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>You will never be the Lord of Harrenhal
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>>2449354
I thought sleepyhead was her self insert
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>>2449315
You guys are jerks.
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>>2449356
Is that a TES thing?
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>>2449354
>Madmax's OC 34 was bad

She said herself she was fine with it, faggot.
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>>2449372
No, Sleepy is just a faggoty OC.
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>>2449385
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>>2449353
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hey GG

you know when Twilight doll threatened to turn Big mac into a cold holdy?

Where would she stick the can?
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>>2449344
don't have it.

It's a pastebin, somebody else must have it
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>>2449393
I'd still fuck it
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Guys guys what if

Live Action MLP:FIM movie
Directed by Michael Bay
With Shia Lebouf as the star
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>>2449389
GOT.
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>>2449372
insofar as you insert yourself into her
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>>2449389
GoT
(or, rather, SoIaF)
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>>2449396
Shut up Chie.
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>>2449344
http://pastebin.com/61EwPbsE
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>>2449410
>live action
>talking ponies

how
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>>2449391
Indeed. I remember she made a "OOOO" reaction picture (with her brother at the background) when that artist draw Madmax OC with a bra and panties.
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>>2449399
I'd like to see her try while he's sleeping, realize its too heavy, is still stuffed with the first cant and falls over, stuck under the weight
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>>2449354
I remember madmax was all "Do you hate me Disco-baby?" and disco was all "naw mang it was a joke"

And then MLPG was cool.
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>>2449206

Dont know why but Pear Pony is one of the best OC`s.
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>>2449429
>Alvin and the Chipmunks
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>>2449326
Of course she would like it, but acting annoyed by it is just apart of the game.
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>>2449429
CG ponies
Pinkie is voiced by Eddie Murphy
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>>2449270
>the piping hot soup sloshing against the sides of the thermos massage his penis from the inside out
>after a quick run at the park, the continued movement of the soup brings nearly brings him to orgasm
>he flops onto his side and whines, the previously reassuring warmth of the soup now a constant teasing
>you decide it's time for lunch and begin to slowly jerk him off
>panting and moaning, his incredibly powerful orgasm beings to push the thermos out of his cockhole, centimeter by centimeter
>you quickly slip two fingers into his ass and slam them into the hard knot of his prostate
>the thermos flies out of his dick like a cannon, trailing ropes of thick semen
>it disappears beyond the hillside
>still hungry, and now soupless, you settle for a quick lunch of your pony's semen as he continues to jet sticky cum for the next five minutes
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HAHA TIME FOR SHITTY OCS
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>>2449457
>Fluttershy is voiced by Dane Cook
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>>2449410
>The ponies all look like this
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>>2449463
make sweetie belle
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>>2449463
11/10, beautiful would hug, why has hasbro not put this in the show?
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>>2449353
>you will never read a fic where the author ships his OC with Bog Water
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>>2449463
>not an alicorn
0/10 would not invite to tumblr prom
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>>2449473
it's hoppip's chalupa!
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>>2449482
I chuckled
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>>2449473
I kind of want to have sex with that thing.
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>>2449482

LOL
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>>2449482
This gag would work better if were animated
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>>2449482
considerably better than usual
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>>2449482
buckley does it again
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>>2449483
that feel
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>>2449482
It's still shit
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>>2449484
WHY STOP THERE?
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>>2449482
Hilarious. The joke flows so well.
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>>2449482

It didn't make me cringe. I guess that's progress.
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>>2449439
She's not an overdesigned mary sue?
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>>2449459
delicious
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>>2449505
>that ass blush
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>>2449517
thanks doc
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>>2449482

LOL!

Veggie does it again!
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>>2449517
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>>2449517
>four wings
IT'S BRILLIANT!
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So I finally figured out the true meaning of Braid.

I was pretty surprised. I didn't realize it was all about how Truman was right.
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>>2449517

>wings and folded wings
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>>2449517
>no useless accessories
Its like you want them to steel your donut
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>>2449515

Cheer up Twist, no matter how bad it is, Snips and Snails will never be too good for you.
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>>2449542
It's all a reality TV show?
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>>2449551
other truman

the manhattan project
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>>2449515

Why is Twist so cute?
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>>2449517
>tfw people will just gather around to show off each others ocs rather than actually kart race
>it becomes a giant chatroom that happens to have karts
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>>2449551
No, I mean it was right to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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>>2449517
20/10
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>>2449559
Manhattan is a TV studio?
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>>2449170

here you go

oh man have you guys ever used the binary tool
is this what drawfag heaven feels like
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>>2449547
She has a rare genetic mutation that gives you two pairs of wings. It allows her to fly fast enough to create 16 sonic rainbooms at once without trying.
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>>2449562
Her rich Latina heritage.
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>>2449523

Well that too, but also she seemed so cheerful and optimistic.... Well at least until she met the Apple Family
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>>2449563
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>>2449515
Isn't she with this nigga?
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>>2449571
Fuck yooooouu.
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>>2449572
>is this what drawfag heaven feels like
Yes and you should draw more pone.
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>>2449562
Because she's a small pony and all small ponies are cute?
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>>2449572

10/10
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>>2449572
haha
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>>2449579
oh god i thought that thing was dead.
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>>2449495
>You will never have a cross-over between Friendship is Magic ponies and northern feyfolk tales
>You will never be seduced by a grotesque, female monster warped by fate and tragedies to steal your semen so she can make more of her own damned kin
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>>2449585
Shut up dante
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>>2449572
>softvore
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>>2449601

Apparently you're becoming Korean.
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>>2449582
>implying she'd sink to Nathan pone levels
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>>2449589
true fact
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>>2449611
>Lunadevouringaentireschoolgreen.txt
>fantasiaostrachiesswallowingfruit.gif
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>>2449621
Am I the only one who thinks MysticAlpha's art looks kinda weird? His faces are a little off-putting to me.
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Is MLPG playing GW2? I dont know what server I should swap to I have no guild or anything.
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>>2449438
didn't stop me from fapping to her oc
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>>2449629

He's pretty good but really boring. My attitude toward his pictures is totally indifferent.
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>>2449629
his shading is shit tier
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>>2449473
I'd tap that.
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>>2449638
I was playing GW2 earlier
The /vg/ guild was full and I ran around on a new character for a while, then I got off and went back to MLPG
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>>2449619
Wasn't it him that gave her a H&HD card? Hell, he broke a filly's heart in that scene.
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>>2449621

When next season start we learn that Shining Armor and Cadance is going through a bitter bitter divorce and it can all be attributed to the fact that the CMC were their bridesmaids.

Then the CMC earns their cutie marks as avatars of misfortune.
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>>2449644
Yeah, he/she tries to make it realistic and it only makes them awful
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>>2449659
she gave him the card and he hugged her
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we ded
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>>2449638
I am. Keep fucking tabbing to this general though. I never thought that would be possible.
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>>2449598
I would much rather make it a happy relationship with no seducing or ulterior motives.
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>>2449694
>>2449695
LOL xDDDDDD 2SLOW DED ANON
true story
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>>2449712
pfffhahahha my sides
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>>2449601
>MrSnibbles
>Grand Master
Either this is a photoshop job or something amazing has happened

I remember his early days, streaming with Poring and the others in Bronze league, never getting far at all in the King of the Hill rounds
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>>2449704
Oh man that pic reminds me, doenst Prometheus come out today?
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>>2449695
Epic win!
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>check bass forum
>populated by mostly 20 and 30-somethings
>see Brony thread
>they're discussing fanfiction and clopfics
why
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What are you guys listening to?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3-rAeBL-io&feature=plcp

This soundtrack is going to be fucking amazing. The game itself already is.
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>>2449749
>>2449712
we ded
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>>2449745
yes it did, I'm going to go see it later today.
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we ded
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>>2449759
Lolololol it gets funnier every single fucking time you say it you fat racid cunt!
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>>2449757
Dregs of a Bitter Cup.
Speaking of which, has anyone else here given Balloon Party a shot?
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>>2449757
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64
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"Pinkie Pie is having a hard time choosing one pony friend to come along for a ride. Comment and let us know who you think she should bring with her!"
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>>2449774
we ded
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>>2449783
Rarara
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>>2449757
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLstUkjUbWs
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>tfw none of your friends pick up the phone
maybe they all hate me
maybe I should just spend Friday with you guys
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>>2449783
Bring the train.
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>>2449757
Ratatat - Lex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKniXABsUeE
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>>2449774
we ded
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1619596/background%20pony%20creator%201.1.7z

here's the upload if anyone wants to make shitty OCs
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>>2449783
orange applehat
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>>2449783
damn those ponies are hairy
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>>2449757
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0KZHfmA45o
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>>2449790
...Wait; it is Friday! Klondike, do you know what this means?
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>>2449783
panka's gotta go this one solo
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>>2449752
which fanfics and clopfics?
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>>2449811
[PonyRails]
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>>2449803
thank you hopopopop
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>>2449817
Past Sins
My Little Dashie
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>>2449572
Ahahaha very nice, thank you!
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>>2449811
Doesnt Pinkie know if she keeps driving the train, the rail doubles back and will collide with itself?
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>>2449811
I'm surprised there's no art yet of Pinkie gleefully running a train off the track.
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>>2449829
How come we don't have a rageanon to read MLD?
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>>2449809
terse/bdn/klondike/isaac pls go
or whatever other smtanon you may be
it's your fault smt 4 isn't on a real system
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>>2449835
pinkie aint got time for your observations and logic, she's too busy with party train
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>>2449803
>not supporting heterochromatic eye colours
check your privilege, cis scum
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My Little Pony: Movies are Magic

Directing: Michael Bay, George Lucas, Christopher Nolan, M. Night Shyamalan, Stephen Spielburg

Starring: Liam Neeson, Neil Patrick Harris, Shia Lebouf, Megan Fox, Bruce Willis, Jennifer Lawrence, Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Eddie Murphy, Hugo Weaving, Jackie Earle Haley, Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, Denzel Washington, Christian Bale, Robert Downy Jr., Jack Nicholson, Johnny Depp, Judah Friedlander, Alec Baldwin, T-Pain, Guy Pearce, Tom Hanks, Matt Damon, Tim Robbins, Robin Williams, Bill Murray, Amber Tamblyn, Meryl Streep, Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Wilde, Kal Penn, Dane Cook, and Eva Green.
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>>2449307
any others?
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>>2449852
He fell reading the Great Brony Migration

he spontaniously combusted from anger

he will be missed
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>>2449852
MLD isnt really that rage worthy, its just sort of sad and pathetic.
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>>2449862
>heterochromia
>>>/furaffinity/
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Test.
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>>2449757
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL7RWUva7ak
>There will never be a Game of Pones
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>>2449876
what happened to her tail and legs?
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>>2449872
oh come on
all that talent and you couldn't convince sean connery to come out of retirement
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>>2449872
>M. Night Shyamalan
My heart couldn't handle all the dramatic pony plot twits.

also
>inb4 brony movie copy-pasta
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>>2449302
Big Mac has the muskiest balls because he spends all day working and sweating. He also has the biggest, but that's just a bonus.
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>>2449881
Well it's not like we can't laugh at it.
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>>2449888
>Im a nerd
>Im a nerd
>nigger
>readed book
>Im a nerd
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>not getting Terrence Mallick to direct MLP:FiM: The Game: The Movie: The Series: The Stage Adaptation: The Movie
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>>2449903
>plot twits

Is that the pony alternative for dumbasses?
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>>2449757
What game is that?
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>>2449912
true enough
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>>2449817
Those are clopfics?
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>>2449877
That was an honorable day. He die so we know what we are expecting from that fic.
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>>2449926
i think its like some kind of pseudosequel to mad world
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>>2449876
Twilight and Rarity using magic to swordfight.
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>>2449893
That always seems to happen. Artists keep forgetting wings, horns or even tails

Next thing you know one of them will get a request to draw an earth pony and forget the torso
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2edgy5me
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>>2449939
dont forget cutie marks, they get forgotten all the time
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>>2449926
Anarchy Reigns. Multiplayer beat em up by Platinum Games. A sorta sequel to MadWorld.
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>>2449757
Requesting that someone colors this.
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>>2449947
THIN YOUR PAINTS GODDAMN
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>>2449912
Honestly, it's too LONG to really be laughed at.
It crosses over that line of "hilariously pathetic" to just plain pathetic.
Like meeting a true neckbeard in real life or something. You laugh at them in the pictures but when you're actually meeting one and being forced to interact with them all you really want to do is leave and take a hour long shower.
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>>2449893
my bad
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>>2449972
Jeez. I haven't read it so I wouldn't know. All I've heard is that it has some really pathetic moments.
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>>2449991
The story is about a guy raising a young Dash as his own daughter.
That should give you an idea how pathetic it is.
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>>2449974
better, but i dont think her cutie marks would be visible in the pose she is in, or at least not in full view anyways
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>>2450009
Also it was written by rainboomcrash.
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>>2450018
Wait, really?
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>>2450009
In other words, a Rainboom Crash biography.
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You know what time it is
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>>2450025
no not really
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>>2450012
Perhaps you're right. There's much to learn
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bug pone
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>>2450029
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>>2450009
I think I saw the comic version of that. Where the guy likes to race cars.
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>>2450044
[minions]
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>>2450044
I love bug pones
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>>2450058
HELLO.

don't worry I won't dump it.
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DORKS
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>>2450071
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>>2450082
>Substance
SIDES STATUS:OBLITERATED
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>>2449803
>>2449474
.
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>>2450044
That's a really pretty bug pone

and my boner agrees
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>>2450068
PENIS IS UP
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>>2450041
also while im still offering up criticism, i think her body needs to be a bit longer, as it is it looks about the same size as her head. And her wings im pretty sure are supposed to be closer to the middle of her body not right above her forelegs. That detail tho artists seem to take the most liberties on and it doesn't really look bad either way.
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DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS
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>>2450066
Is that more GW2 music?
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>>2450044
>we'll never see her or any changeling in the show again
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>>2449803
sometimes I wonder if I'm taking this too seriously
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>>2450108
>Lyrics start up
noooooooooooooooooooope
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What does the interlocked horseshoes symbolize?
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>>2450095
nigga that's kawaii
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>>2450110
Thank God.
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>>2450107
What is up with that? I keep seeing it.
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>>2450115

>creating your own OC

That's a bad TAW.
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>>2450122
Madagascar 3 trailer.
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>>2450101
It's a pity that the second chapter of that story sucked.
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>>2450107
I'm not even going to look at the spoilers, I know exactly what this is.
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>>2449876
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>>2450115
taw i think you need to take a little break. before you hurt yourself or someone you love.
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>>2450122
New Madagascar movie trailer.
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>>2450136
>not a mare vagina
0/10 would not save.
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>>2450119
horsey things
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>>2450119
They are usually kept above doors and beds to preserve good luck.
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>>2450136
it is the dream of any artist to have a crudely drawn penis edited into their picture
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>>2450119
Someone deciding to place a horse shoe on top of another horse shoe
Stop reading into a ids show faggot.
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>>2450121
why don't you enjoy the changeling anon?
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>>2450136
Would you rub a pones belly and watch as its penis slide out of its sheath?
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>>2450122
dreamworks is really pushing their shitty new movie hard

There was one line (just one) in the trailer that made audiences laugh. So they're using that single line to produce entire commercials around.
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Could I interest you in some fighter planes
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>>2450164
What new movie?
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Get out bugfuckers
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>>2450148
Psh, no, thats like, some weird insult
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>>2450171
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>>2450153
because it's stupid and annoying.
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>>2450046
What's a penis?
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>>2450171
n-not this sh-shit again...
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>>2450164
>DreamWorks in charge of marketing
Sad thing is, I've actually heard the film itself isn't that bad. But it will forever carry the stigma of that part of the trailer. And being a DreamWorks film.
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>>2450174
no
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>>2450172
Madagascar 3
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>>2450180
>It sucks
>It's dumb
>I hate it
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>>2450171
>The wonderbolts will never turn into planes for you
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>>2450171
Oh god, those tits
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>>2450183
>What's a penis?
this
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>>2450115
I think it's really cute that you've taken so well to her, ironic or not.
It's just one small step towards making it ok to have mine.
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is applebloom in prison yet?
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>>2450211
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>>2450207
Again with the radioactive cocks
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>>2450207
Did anyone cap that thing from last night?
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>>2450207
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>>2450221
i've heard that's what saddam was hiding
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>>2450171
I wish /d/ would stop egging this artist on with the planes and go back to Inflatable pool toys...
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>>2450207
That is a caricature of a penis

I will never understand people who get off on ridiculously enlarged genitalia
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>>2449803
>>2450095
Eh.
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>>2450233
>ridiculously enlarged genitalia
you clearly haven't had the pleasure of meeting my penis then
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>>2450227
did something happen with that last night? I got so close, but then my partner vanished and I was sad
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My OC is Captain Marvel
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>>2450207
>crooked veiny green dick that tapers off at the base of the shaft
>lumpy ball sack with little divots and bumps on it
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>>2450233
Bigger is better.
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>>2450227
Yes indeed. Here.
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>>2450240
There was one hell of an ERP.
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>>2450199
Well it's true. Plus the fans are annoying.
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>>2450251
Thanks.
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>>2450250
Bigger than your torso big?
It's just silly and not very arousing.
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Taw are you here?
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>>2450272
Well you get past a certain size and then enter cockvore territory, so...
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>>2450250
indeed
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>>2450273
hello, what's up?
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>>2449321
SMIIIITH!
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>>2450290
What are you writing?
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>>2449321
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>>2449473
I'd still tap that.
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>>2450272
I like the idea of penetrating someone larger than me with a gigantic dick and clutching their engorged member to my chest in the missionary position
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>>2450290
What's on your writing list?
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>>2450297
nothing at the moment
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>>2450278
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>>2450307
>implying you diddnt write that response to him
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>>2450305
uh
clitter wingfaggotry, anonxtwirity, hugging, and anonxlyra
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>>2450320
> hugging
Non sexually?
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>>2450314
So I guess the easiest way to do that would be go into him, then have the next pone go into him, then into you, then continue on down the line like that?
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>>2450328
yes
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>>2450320
>clitter
Does that mean Cloudchaser x Flitter or...
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>>2449482
It's not that funny. Why do I laugh? Am I turning into a brony? ;_;

please someone rationalize!
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>>2450235
>>2449803
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>>2450272
I find it hard to understand this, sounding, cock vore and gallons of candy pony semen. It's so annoying to see that shit constantly on the general.
But I'm a huge fucking hypocrite for saying this because I love vore/stuffed/fat pone.
I should just learn to love and tolerate the many fetishes of MLPG
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There is something very wrong with this thread
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>>2450338
yeah that
I shorten it to clitter because cloudchaser is too long a name
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we fred
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finished
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>>2450345
That joke is 20% cooler.
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>>2450346
heh.
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>>2450342
I'm sorry if it isn't to your liking. I'd say I'd slow down, but it isn't me anymore.

Anyway, given your proclivities, you might like that Chrysalis thing from Tuesday if you haven't seen it yet
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fillies are for sexually
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>>2450345
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>>2450375
Post it
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>>2450366
>female OC
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>>2450381
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>>2450379
fillies are a good source of foot fetish
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MxRDwsRs-b8

I NEED to learn to play this on my ocarina.

>that top comment

Goddammit.
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>>2450383
>having a dude OC

What are you, a brony?
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>>2450329
You've got it backwards. Pony A gets into pony B, pony B gets into pony C, pony C gets into pony D, etc.
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Taking drawing requests.
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>>2450379
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>>2450390
>I NEED to learn to play this on my ocarina.
NEEEEERD.
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>>2450390
>tfw small orb ocarina that doesn't have enough range
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>>2450389
>sweetie sparkle
>that image in general
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>>2450399
wonderbolts cuddlefest
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>HAVING A FUCKING OC, REGARDLESS OF GENDER

YOU SHIGGY DIGGY, MATE?!
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>>2450399
Draw Applejack's parents
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>>2450399
Luna in a silly hat.
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>>2450401
MS sure loves fillies
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>>2450399
Dosh and Pankah wresteling
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we ded
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>>2450389
I masturbated to that futa-rarity + futa twilight x sweetie belle anthro comic

so

many

fucking

times
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>>2450397
Oh. Yeah, I see where you're coming from there.

I was going for ease of entry to goad them into doing it at all, followed by difficulty unpacking, to encourage staying shelled up longer.
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>>2450417
>not having an OC
Do you have no imagination?
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>>2450421
Everyone loev filly
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>>2450417
>Implying MLPG isn't so far down the rabbit hole anything goes these days
OC hugboxing circlejerking tripfagging-for-no-reason blog general
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>>2450402
say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens I will fuck you up
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>>2450424
Slow threads are the best, quit your bitchin'
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>>2450366
I can tell you spent some time on...whatever it is that is.

It looks better than your normal stuff. DO this style more often.
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>>2450426
Well if they want to get out then you're doing something wrong.
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>>2449803
>no male ponies
reported for discrimination

Fuck you and your feminist agenda Hophop
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>>2450444
I don't have a problem with that, actually. Honestly, it's expected at this point.

What I don't like is the people who try to convince themselves that we are somehow an exception to this terrible, terrible fandom.
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>>2450444
Not quite yet. We've still got a few yards left, and we WILL hit bedrock before we end up too far.
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>>2449803
behold
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>>2450444
I'm playing Alice: Madness Returns on my other screen tight now
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>>2450366
That's not how pony legs work!
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wait a minute
ponies aren't for sex at all
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>>2450471
It kinda is
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>>2450433
and filly love everyone!
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Applejack is ass-est pone
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>>2450470
I had a choice between choosing NHL 2012 and Alice:MR as a tie-in when I bought my PS3.

I chose NHL
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>>2450484
you love dash
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>>2450479
No, no. They can be, don't worry.

I mean well... Ok no, they aren't, but you can pretend they are!

>tfw ponies being for sex is a bigger fanon-offence than half the shit bugfags pull.
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>>2450485
fillies are gross
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cloudchaser is stealing my boner
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>>2449268
WOOOOOOOOOOOOW eat shit Mangum
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>>2450487
Gonna need the full pic of that
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>>2450492
I sure do sugarcube
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>>2450479
we're mammals

they're mammals

it's just natural at this point
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>>2450497
it's ok to be jealous of us anon
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Is there any money in selling pony dakimakuras?
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>>2450461
still trying different styles and whatnot.
>>2450471
eh? there's nothing broken in terms of their legs. besides the show breaks their legs in some amazing ways all the time. gif related.
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>>2450487
>Rainbow dash accidently streams her applejack porn while all the pegusi are watching
>some apples
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>>2450485
Worth it.
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>>2450506
why are those dogs kissing?
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>>2450507
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>>2450479

And the last horse crosses the finish line. Ponies should be nonsexuallied only.
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>>2450514
Do you even have to ask
>mfw CAPITALISM HO!
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>>2450520
Because stereotypical furry snout by a furry artist
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>>2450529
>nonsexual ponies
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>>2450531
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>>2450529
would you non-sexually a pone ____sexually?
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>>2450534
what's even the point then

why should i even watch the show
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>You will never roleplay hot steam ponysex with TAW after a night of drinking
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>>2450535
>mfw that bitch talks to me
i wish you could ban people from your store.
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>>2450535
>chance to sell sexy ponies to bronies for bronybux
>I'm leaving.
>Hopopo Po Popopo

Riiiiight>>2450535
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>>2450543
So that you can sexualise them yourself
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>>2450545
You know, I often wonder if that's true already or not.
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>>2450549

THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE?

HUEHUEHUE WATS DAT?
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Da-da-dadada da-da Circus! Da-da-dadada da-da Afro! Circus! Afro! Circus! Afro! Polka-dot, Polka-dot, Polka-dot! Afro!
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>>2450545
if you're ever in the area~
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>>2450535
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>>2450535
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>>2450561

>drunken ERPing
>wake up
>oh god I hope I didn't say anything too fucking embarrassing
>AND THEN I PUT MY HUMAN PENIS INTO HER MARE VAGINA
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>>2450562
[screams internally]
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a week ago I wanted to impregnant fillies
this week I want to be impregnated by fillies

soon I shall have mastered the spectrum
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>>2450579
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>>2450562
stupid little girls.
"I want to buy the nega fusion sword of ultimate badassness with my allowance!" FUCK YOU YOU DON'T HAVE THE CASH STOP RUINING MY COMBOS
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>>2450588
[walt jr. vomiting]
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>>2450507
Should we do it like they do on the Discovery Channel?
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>>2450561
>You will never catch a flight over the pond to fuck TAW's soft, luscious ass like a savage neanderthal in a rut and make him yours
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2 hour mark until Rarity "Quest"

>>2450561
Do I have you to blame for someone asking me to do sexy interactive fictions today?

Not that I mind, I was just surprised.
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>>2450531
>>2450535
>>2450562
>>2450589
what the fuck are you guys talking about
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>>2450594
lel !!!
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>>2450598

Loli merchants: the game.
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bubble pone
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>>2450594
Yes.

Alternatively: Like on gaybeast.com
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Lemon = Straight shipping
Babby = MLPG
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>>2450598
Loli Merchangs: Capitalism is Magic
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>>2450602
google gave me irrelevant results
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What picture can be possibly maked like this in MLPG?
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>>2450603
>internal stomach bubble for chryaslis.png
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>>2450597
Yeah probably, I did kinda imply that they could ask somebody else, so sorry about that
I was just trying to deflect attention away from me really

if you do end up doing it though I'd like to see how you do and join in and stuff
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whatchu drinking tonight mlpg?
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>>2450598
recettear
It's a game in which you play a little girl who runs a store in an attempt to cover her dead/vanished father's debts to a bunch of jews/fairies.

It is very fun.
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>>2450616
Try /mlp/
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>>2450531
If I made a cheeselegs pillow, how much bronybux would I rake in? Enough to buy an island or two?
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>>2450620
Apples.
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>>2450616
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>>2450620
Gems
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>>2450614
ITs Recettear: An Item Shops Tale

You should play it. Its a fun game
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>>2450634
thats is kinda complicated
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We vidya now?
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>>2450420
Holy fuck, my drawings still look like a retarded 5-year-old's scribblings. Sorry about that.

Tablet: None
Time: 24 minutes
Program: MSPaint
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>>2450620
my tulpa's vaginal secretions
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>>2450577
>AND THEN I PUT MY HUMAN PENIS INTO HER MARE VAGINA
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>>2450620
YEAH NIGGA WE GETTING DRUNK ON PONE TONIGHT
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>>2450620
A Cape Codder
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In the city
In the city o f ponies
We keep it rockin'
We keep it rockin'
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>>2450621
>>2450642
>vidya game
eh, I'll give it a spin
>RPG
nvm sorry for wasting your time
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>>2450619
I doubt it'd go any different than my waifu quests. Just less waifuing. Probably.
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>>2450649
Tip: Disregard what tompreston says, do not use the fill tool.
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>>2450425
The what? Link.
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>>2450620
Water. Drank a Dr Pepper with my shrimp pizza a few hours ago.
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>>2450639
shush up AB
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>>2450620
delecious coke
i can make it vanilla if you want
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>>2450649
>Old Luna
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>>2450620
Arizona Green Tea.

Because it's cheap and makes me nostalgia.
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Such silly faces
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>>2450663
>RPG
there is an RPG in the game somewhere, but its mostly about capitalism
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>>2450614

Recettear

Become Loli Merchant, Fleecer of the Unwary, Gouger of Prices. Take their money and drive the penniless before you.

And now i realized that we need a version with Rarity in it.
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>>2450668
don't worry about

it's horribly drawn
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>>2450660
Shake, shake it pony
shake, shake it baby
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>>2450663
Its sort of a combination shop simulator/dungeon crawler
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>>2450680
>Implying any material put inside coke pone isn't assimilated into regular coke
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>>2450686
Dash is a very expressive pone
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>>2450665
they're smaller scope, at least how I do them
it's closer to writing a story except having somebody else control the direction than normal questing
regardless, if you wanna try and I'm awake/not afk I'll be there
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>>2450700
Imagine your dick in place of that box
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Must. Crush. Capitalism.
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>>2450687
that's what it said in the description/info
and i don't like capitalism very much
i don't even understand how that's a genre
what the fuck bro are you fucking around with me?
are you fucking with me?

>>2450696
wait wut
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>>2450699
your headcanon is wrong
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>>2450686
uneducated pony makes very silly faces
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>>2450700
Oh, I agree.
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>>2450710
it would chafe
hotttt
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>>2450680
would you a coke tripfag?

which?
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>>2450699
You get vanilla coke from her gummy teats.
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>>2450667
I get what you're trying to say, and I appreciate the advice, but what you're telling me is akin to giving me advice on how to work on my shading and contrast. It's completely irrelevant until I can get poses and bodies that look natural.

I -could- have fixed those lines. I didn't because it's a waste of time. The practice I need is on form.
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>>2450711
Go away Marx your books never took in the consideration of a wealthy middle class.
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>>2450726
what's a tripfag?
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>>2450691
if you say so
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>>2450707
That is as I thought.

Question: When you posted your NMM one to fimfiction, did you reformat the style at all? Like indications of player choice, or was it all implied through text.

I'm curious since I have some people bugging me about uploading feels to fimfiction or somesuch. Just feels like a lot of work for stuff that only a handful of people will look at.

>TAW watching me write
O-oh my.
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>>2450689

This would be awsome.

Crash dungeons for rare gems and other valuables.

Court the wealthy and famous for the sake of Fashion!!

Whine at the other ponies to get your way.

The Rarity Simulator!!
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>>2450719
is that crop for me or her?
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Do I smell Sparkler in this thread?

Why aren't you drwriting?
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>>2450729
Hey.
No need to get mad at me cunt
Make a new layer under the linework
Paint with the large brush to get the colors right
Erase excess

enjoy cleaner picture
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>>2450727
>Coke pone
>Gummy
>Not animated glass
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>>2450736
>Not getting the reference

AKJDNKNFSKJNSKJF
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Yo guise I can has art requests plz
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>>2450741

Unf, the tit sucking in that picture.
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>>2450714
You run a shop by purchasing items at a fixed rate and sell them in your store for a profite. Sometimes prices fluctuate from events in the world. You can horde up a lot of food, then when a famine hits and people come in to buy food you can really rake them over the coals

You can also crawl though dungeons with different adventure's to get new and rare items at pure profit, but you spend less time running the store.

Its a good game, but if you don't like RPGs I guess you probably wont like it
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>>2450758
>tit sucking

...seriously?
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>>2450740
LMAO XDDDD
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>>2450756
GODDOMMOT ANON
>Simpsons references
>2012
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>>2450618
>>2450603
Speaking of which, her carapace and bellypatch are gone


Also, fuck the shit out of this new captcha style.

Can I get a what what?
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>>2450753
You're not very good at interpreting tone.

>I appreciate what you're trying to say
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nostalgia time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNDMEVJzvfQ
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>>2450736
rarity is such a cute fucking pone i can't take it look at that bouncy little leg and her worried expression as she tries to put that book back in it's bookcase while shielding her head from the weather with that other book its too much she's just a fuckign cutie pie i would forcefully cuddle her until she liked it it
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>>2450726
>tfw I know you got that picture from the /vp/ Reuniclus thread
>tfw I'm the one who posted it
90% of that thread was me. I wasn't the OP though
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ecmajor just posted the fursuit of his goat fursona that he is going to wear to anthrocon. he is a man.
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>>2450766

Yeah? Have you seen the full picture?
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>>2450744
Nope, that's just straight copied from my posts. There were a few minor alterations, but they were stylistic or fixing errors rather than making any format changes. It only ends up being a few hours' work with such a limited scale, so it's not so bad.
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>>2450717
Educated pony also makes very silly faces
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>>2450770
in le but :OO
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>>2450773
now you're gonna backtalk?
DONT FUCKING USE THE FILL BUCKET
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>>2450752
Get the cock out of your nostrils, I've been here all fucking day.

>Implying people read what I write anyway ;_;
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>>2450782
>he is a man.
He stated to be female?
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>>2450774
>confound these ponies !!!!
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>>2450782
Eh. I'd fuck him up the butt if he wore all that while we did it. Or suck his dick. Either way.
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She's more than just a store owner jewing everyone guys

guys
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>>2450781
I figured you were the one who posted most of those
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>>2450389
Just what the fuck is so appealing to you guys about feet? Feet are no more erotic than my fucking pancreas.
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>>2450791
Sorry for bailing on you with the apple pone quest thing.

>>
for how much ms likes futa and draw it

he draws some really just bland and unappealing dicks
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>>2450504
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>>2450800
Your right she is also a ____________________________________________________________________________________________________
_________Lady_______________________________________________________________________________________
______________________
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>>2450800
That's right! She's also the chief slut of Equestria.
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>>2450806
I love the way disco draws dicks
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>>2450597

I just finished parts 2 and 3. Was grinning like a maniac most of the time, I love it.
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>>2450795
>>2450774
>ponies in lingerie
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>>2450790
Hey.
No need to get mad at me cunt
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>>2450803
>pancreas.
unf
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>>2450800
What if they went in business together?
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>>2450811
Get on the table
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>>2450780
Step the fuck off she's mai waifu
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>>2450794
hey cease
you look like a sassy blonde girl
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>>2450780
Ugh, I know that feeling.

I just want to touch her mane tell her its alright to let go of things beyond her control
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>>2450639
AB go kill yourself like you said you would
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>>2450822
WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE GET BACK TO DRAWING
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>>2450827
>waifuing a harlot
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>>2450794
naw he definitely a man but he is PANSEXUAL and wishes he was a girl

http://ecmajor.tumblr.com/post/24590387058/i-know-its-not-tmi-question-time-but-i-just-remembered
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>>2450802
There are other people that like Reuniclus though!
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>>2450839
She is not a harlot.
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>>2450811
I like the cut of your jib Anon
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>>2450841
good one
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>>2450825
>Little girl comes into Carousel Boutique
>breaks Rarity's 500 combo
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>>2450831
Hi
wanna fuck?
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>>2450807
At last. Much thanks.
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>>2450774
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ars_I3kzOAw&feature=related
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>>2450856
>mfw your music taste
fucking /mu/ faggot
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new captcha sucks
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>>2450841
Only deviants
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>>2450872
you just suck
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>>2450826
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>>2450825
They'd... make a reasonable money with very high profit margins since Rarity can produce the goods while Recettear sells it?
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>>2450851
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>>2450872
Who made that?
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>>2450826
HAHA you fell into my trap!
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>>2450825

Rarity creates and designs, Recettear makes the sales and hires the thugs to break kneecaps when someone refuses to pay their debt.

They both storm the dungeons for loot and glory.

R&R Inc. for the discerning adventurer.
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>>2450869
Listen anon I don't have time for this
I am a VERY busy pony and I am VERY horny
do you even listen to radiohead
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applebloom is pleading with your for penis
can you provide it?
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>>2450841
To be fair it looks like a fetus floating in jelly.
I can understand why people aren't drawn it
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>>2450889
ex-drawfag from last year who doesn't pony any more

>she never finished the derpy pic
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>>2450899
They're shit
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>>2450902
I would pat her head and tell her when she older.
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I will cry the day Rarity has a bad or mediocre episode.
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>>2450835
>AB

Ow.
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>>2450902
Can, but won't.
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>>2450915
but she need penis now
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>>2450839
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>>2450902
my pants are already off

where do you want it you little slut
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>>2450902
She isn't real
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>>2450902
I would hold her close and whisper
ONCE YOU GET A CUTIE MARK FAGGOT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2450902
Of course not she is a filly. I would offer non-sexual belly rubs and ear scratches as an alternative however.
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>>2450855

Little girl is never seen again.

Customers remark on Rarity`s twitching eyelid.
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if you ever find yourself saying this phrase, you know you have hit the bottom.
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>>2450906
no it doesn't
gross I hate foetuses
it looks like a squishy jelly bear
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>>2450899
>radiohead
there goes my boner...
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>>2450895
>Recettear makes the sales and hires the thugs to break kneecaps when someone refuses to pay their debt.


Damn, she sounds more cut throat then the Apples and their fruit monopoly
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>>2450837
I ALREADY DID

TIME: 14 MINUTES
TABLET: NONE
PROGRAM: MSPAINT
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>>2450899
Radiohead is terrible.
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>>2450929
neither is your penis
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>>2450791
I read it man. Also I just got here, but I can sniff your posts like a dog sniffs another dogs ass.
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>>2450913
>>2450939
>>2450948
this conversation is over
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>>2450937
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>>2450916
I will cry the day they shoehorn her a boyfriend
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>>2450944
>still using bucket tool
kill yourself i will never save any of your drawings
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>>2450887
why don't you join the patrat master race?
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>>2450938
I take it you will never bear children then.
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>>2450962
I'll disguise my future art as monochrome lineart like other popular MLPG artists.
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>>2450944
Hey, make a layer beneath the lineart.

Then use the magic pen tool to select spaces then fill on the lower layer. Bam. Flat colors with no white lines.
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>>2450927
>feast upon defecation
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>>2450948
Not for 12-19 yo girls. It's a sacrifice you got to make in order to get to jailbait's pants.
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>>2450803
Its not something that you can explain really
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>>2450973
nope dont even give a single fuck
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>>2450899
>Radiohead

I'd literally start hitting on dudes instead if that fact were to ever be known.
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>>2450957
Damn! You trully are a gurl!
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>>2450980
If this is a thing you can do in MSPaint I will definitely do it.
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>>2450987
Too real for me.
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>>2450997
get sai
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>>2450997
Pirate paint tools sai, use stabilizer, profit.
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>>2450997
You can't make layers in MSPaint, so no.
Download PaintTool SAI.
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>>2450964
>implying reu will ever get a boyfriend
>>
What's wrong with radiohead anyway? I have a couple of their 90s songs but that's about it.
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>>2451014
But isn't sai freeware?
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>>2451009
>>2451014
>>2451018
SAI's great.
IF you have a tablet. If you've only got a mouse, you're shit out of luck and even GiMP would be better.
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>>2450964
>pun_detected.jpg

>>2450963
I don't dislike it
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>>2450953
Does that mean we're friends
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>>2451028
They're popular. That means it's shit.
>4chan logic
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>>2451033
>use sai
>binary tool
>i am weaver
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>>2451033
>terrible sketch with mouse
>line art tool in sai
>profit
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>>2451023
She and Terse had intercourse once.
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>>2451037
are you mad at me
>>2450804
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>>2451048
they didnt, terse is full gay.
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>>2451048
no we didn't he likes dudes
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>>2451028
Nothing at all
Why would you have a couple of 90's SONGS instead of early 2000's ALBUMS though
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>>2451037
Of course, old chap.
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>>2451048
yeah and look at what happened to terse
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>>2451028
entry-level pleb casual try-hard listentomoremusic hipster try-hard faggot autist
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>>2451028
They're boring.
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>>2450962
>disliking Mspaint bucket tool
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The amount of analdevastation ponies cause will never cease to amaze me.
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>>2451054
this is true
I saw him at london mcm expo a couple weeks back and he was surrounded by dudes all better looking than him
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>>2451068
How could you say that
You must really like to go fast
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>>2451054
reu do you want me to like give you a pitty fuck or something? i feel bad for you.
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>>2451056
There are very few bands or rather music in general that have albums that I 100% like. I always end up deleting some of the songs in the playlist, pruning all day.
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But isn't My Little Pony for little girls?
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>>2451053
>>2451054
So homosexuals are only allowed intercourse with their own sex? How do they conduct their daily affairs if they cannot engage in intercourse when a business representative happens to be the opposite sex?
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>>2451085
they sound like a cat choking on a whistle
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I bet there have been epsisoedes of care bears we havn't cared about
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We should make a new epic meme that the rest of the fandom runs away with and ruins again.
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I want to know what Reu looks like now.
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>>2451090
>whole convention center turns towards to look at this guy
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>>2451052
Nonsense, it was 4:30 AM for me so I'm fairly certain it was me who bailed. Sorry bub.
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>>2451103
Maybe you should turn the computer off and go have fun on a friday night.
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>>2451086
no fuck you she's my waifu
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and there goes my virile semen splattered on the ground instead of inside a fresh wet and willing fillycunt

sigh

what's the easiest way to kill myself
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people should not marry ponies
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>>2451113
Our timezones are just too different, I'm sorry but we can never be together.
;_;
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>>2451105
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Time: 6 minutes
Tablet: None
Program: MSPaint

Behold, monochrome lineart!

Pretty soon I'll be good enough to stop stealing other people's poses and try some of my own.
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>>2451115
>implying you can't have fun on the computer
>>
I was really, REALLY curious to see the apeal of the show. And once I actually got to watch it I saw that... it wasn't half bad.
The character design, as girly as it is, makes a good job at giving you an idea of the ponies' personalities. The animation is actually pretty good for flash. I found the characters enjoyable.
And the jokes where actually chuckle-worthy.

Granted, it doesn't deserve a dozen threads a day. But as far as kids show go, this one is simply enjoyable.
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>>2451105
Personally I can't manage to care what people here look like.
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>>2451093
>twilight will never pat you on the head
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>>2451086
nah I'm okay now. I appreciate the gesture though
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>>2451105
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today i realized there was an episode of season 1 i never watched. i am a horrible pony fan.
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>>2451123
2cute
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>>2451118
>waifu
yea... its okay kid. have fun in imagination land.
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>>2451122
the sex would be pretty good i think
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>>2451129
I know what darf looks like.
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>>2451149
Is it as bad as I think it is?
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>>2451126
I still say it's hard to understand how this all kicked in to high gear unless you were in /co/ in 2010.
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>>2451120
what if they existed?
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This fucking picture
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>>2451157
Yes.
>>
>goes to /co/ out of nostalgia
>see butts' thread
>ohboyherewego.jpg
>was wrong
>thread proceeds, many faps ensued
>no feminazi cunt butthurting
>not a single complain
>not even spoilers
>back to MLPG
>realise half our drawfags are cumdumpsters
>realise that /mlp/ is the last refugee of gender equality and whiteknightery in an ocean of misogyny 4chan is
>realise /co/ was right
We were the cancer all along!
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>>2451115
Fuck no.
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>>2451141
Which was it?
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>>2451164
ha, didn't fall
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>>2451164
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>>2451129
Good, you butts aint ever gettin' a look at me!
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>>2451164
too artifacted
try harder
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>>2451167
>were
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>>2451164
fuck you, i know its not real but i can't stop myself
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>>2451177
>>2451164
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>>2451141
No shame in making mistakes as long as we correct them and learn from them.
Which was it, and if you've watched it, what did you think of it?
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>>2451167
And then anon was a tumblr
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>>2451141
there are a bunch of episodes from s1 and s2 i havnt got around to watching yet. i have seen so much shit posted from them it pretty much feels like i have watched.
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>>2451167
That's silly
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>>2451079
Did he ever upload the pics he took?
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>>2451191
>You will never get married
>You will never get to physically abuse your spouse
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>>2451190
I've actually only watched 5 or 6 episodes total and I was so high I don't remember them at all.
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>>2451120
False.
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>>2451173
stare master, it was alright but it felt like i was forcing myself to sit through it.
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>>2451167
MLPG is less likely to get the "hurr durr no you see as a straight white male I'M the one who is really opressed" sentiment that you get with the rest of 4chan, but it's still here in droves.
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>>2451214

Understandable, it was a shitty episode.
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>>2451214
I haven't watched all of OWEW
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>>2451205
only if she wanted me to
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>>2451209
>>2451190
>>2451141
MLPG has changed
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>>2451214
I thought it was the worst episode of season 1
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>>2451214
dont worry, its one of the worst episodes of the show
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>>2451105
All of mlpg is beautiful
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>>2451214
>S1 yellowquiet/CMC centered episode
I envy you.
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god dammit I hate dreamworks.
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>>2451237

>tfw I'm the exception
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>>2451230
Alright Snake calm down.
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>>2451237
>Implying I'm not hideous
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Zip zop zoobity bop.
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What does the binary tool even do?
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Hey MLPG, should I download and watch The Tudors or The Walking Dead?
This is really important
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>>2451090
first time I notice that the guy in the background looks like Mr. Bison
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>>2451149
I know what LK looks like.
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>>2451259
It's M bison. Which stands for Mike.
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>>2451254
Pokeyman?
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>>2451258
The Walking Dead is only good up 'til episode 4 of season 4.

So watch the Tudors.
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>>2451238
But it's got best pony's song in it!
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>>2451271
*season 1
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>>2451271
>Season 4
>Walking Dead
I thought there were only two?
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>>2451256
It's the normal pen with no anti-aliasing.
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>>2451254
Goddamn it SB they're ponies, not maniquins that stretch at every possible moment.
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>>2451277
observe
>>2451276
>>
>>2451254
bien
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>>2451173
The stare master is a great CMC + Fluttershy episode
I enjoyed it, but not until I started to like the CMC.
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>>2451256
Think of it as the pencil tool in photoshop, or the standard MS paint brush. No aliasing, entirely hard edges.
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>>2451285
He's trying out lots of different positions pone makes.

It's no different that life drawing, really.
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>>2451285
you're a pony
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>>2451258
I've noticed that too many girls watch Tudors. That can't be for good.
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>>2451287
My bad for jumping the gun. The Tudors it is then. Thanks
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Holy fuck it's so much harder to draw faces looking at the viewer.

Why can't I master this shit?
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>>2451289
I like Stare Master it myself. Nice interaction of CMC and Fluttershy.
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>if you even mention porn on EQD you get yelled at and people tell you this is a family work safe pony site for children
>see this picture posted

i have jacked off to this picture. if this isnt porn then i dont know what the fuck is anymore.
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>>2451292
It's a pointless tool unless you are going to make straight lines or a super large image.
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>>2451297
No I'm a changeling
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>>2451268
What?
>>
How goes the neverending quest for ponies, MLPG?
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>>2451274
What are you talking about? It didn't even have best pony in it.
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>>2451297
Neigh, whinny
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>>2451289
Hey MLPG, LoL or Dota 2?
This is really important
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>>2451298
I'm told it's similar to Game of Thrones in terms of themes - more about politics, obviously, and betrayal then action etc
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>>2451297
I am not a pony.
>>2451293
That is a poor excuse.
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>>2451285
I thought I kept most of them fairly compacted.
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I can't believe they put the toy car in season 3 and played the what is love mlp version.
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>>2451309
As a normalfag, I can confirm that pic is immensely creepy.
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>>2451309
Oh shit my boner.
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>>2451310
Or if you like the oekaki look, which some people do
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>>2451310
Eh, aesthetics. There are some people that can make the tool do wonderful things. I like the look.
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>>2451311
Can I feed you my love?
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>>2451320
A poor excuse for what exactly?
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>>2451324
you're not fooling anyone
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>>2451314
i found one
and i'm sexing it now
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>>2451309
>I've jacked off to this picture
okay, you're one of us
>When you mention it on EQD
......why were you on EQD, anon?
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>>2451324
I love it.
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>>2451329
GG uses the equivalent of that, fwiw.
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>>2451313
Vega, Balrog, and M. Bison got their names rotated in the American releases of street fighter games to avoid pissing off Mike Tyson

The boxer is supposed to be bison, bullfighter is supposed to be balrog, and dictator is supposed to be vega.
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>>2451309
>Going to EQD just for art
I used to do that too, but it's been either shitty or old or I'm following the best people on DA or tumblr already
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>>2451300
Look just above you! Don't do it unless you like Radiohead.
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GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
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>>2451324
>"What is pone? Filly don't tell me, don't tell me... no more."
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>>2451317
Well you quoted me so I'm going to say neither.
Go ride a bike or watch some episodes.
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>>2451325
Why would a normalfag come here
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>>2451341
Sometimes. Lately he's been using a regular brush with his PB and Gillou stuff, you can see the soft edges.
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>>2451325
>normalfag
>on MLPG
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>>2451330
__
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>>2451320
>I'm not a pony
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>>2451352

>come here

During hiatus? Lord knows why.

During the season though, MLPG is pretty ballin.
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>>2451329
Got any examples of what the binary tool is capable of? I'd love to see them!

That's genuine curiosity and not me being a dick and trying to argue the toss with you, by the way.
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>>2451358
I don't understand...
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>>2451324
GTFO of here, John. None of your shit came true.
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>>2451311
Did someone say Changeling? You're lucky I'm at work right now.
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my balls seem a bit bigger than usual today /co/
should i be worried or what?
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>>2451324
This fucking truck
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>>2451289
I hate Fluttershy
I hate the CMC even more
That episode was the worst new horse when it aired and was only surpassed at the end of S2 by the wedding
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>>2451366
Hm. You ever see those Broquest illustrations?
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>>2451374
Did you pull on them?
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>>2451352
To learn to draw pones.
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>>2451380
The name does not ring a bell, so I shall assume I have not.
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>normalfags
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>>2451366
>>2451380
http://broquestgame.com/gallery/thumbnails.php?album=6

This. it's all Bin pen stuff
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>>2451343
i used to go to EQD just for art and news
then just the news
now i just go for the brony rage
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>>2451384
it's possible when i was violently masturbating to horses earlier
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>>2451385
>pone

You are not a normalfag.
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>>2451374
Testicles don't change size without a real reason, so if this isn't some ERP shit you people love so much I'd go have them checked out.
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>>2451384
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>>2451391
Hi, how's it goin'?
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>>2449244
oh dear
unf
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>>2451391
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>>2451379
>implying Owls well, MMDW, MMMystery, Showstoppers, and Baby Cakes aren't worse.
>implying the wedding was THAT bad
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>>2451366
>Got any examples of what the binary tool is capable of? I'd love to see them!
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>>2451397
>this isn't some ERP shit you people love so much
why did i laugh
>>
>tfw you see posts you made on some forum back in 2005 and you can do nothing but cringe on horror
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>>2451407
why does it look all that way-y
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>>2451406
>MMMystery
>shit episode

Dude..
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>>2451394
Could have bruised them.
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>>2451392
Man, what even happened with Broquest? I haven't seen a thread about it in ages.
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>>2451407
Lady Rainicorn?
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>>2451342
WEEABOO
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>>2451430
PEEKABOO!
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>>2451419
but it really was
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>>2451415
>2020
>MLP fandom has subsided
>Out of boredom, you look through the archive
>Vomit at the realization of what kind of person you where back then, and the things you typed for everyone to read
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>>2451415
haha I see every now and then some comments I made on facebook years ago, and I realize I'd have killed myself, as in, I'd have killed the guy that posted such stupidity
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>>2451419
It's not great.
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>>2451438
Some Trekkies are still Trekkies to this day...
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Cheerilee's hair is hard.
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>>2451419
I thought it was pretty bad, maybe the worst episode that season.
I thought the old timey scenes pinkie imagined were fun but it was just a snoozefest of an episode.
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>>2451415
>that feel when the kids of today will never be free to anonymously make mistakes they will regret when they are adults with facebook shit and such

I swear to christ if people knew I co-wrote a Ratchet & Clank fanfic with a legitimately retarded girl on deviantart when I was 13 I'd move out of the country.

Feels cringeworthy
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>>2451430
Why am I a weeaboo for knowing localisation quirks for vidya
>>
RRRRRRRRRRRRRumble
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>>2451406
Owl's Well had evil moustache Spike. MMDW had music and Darkwing Duck references. MMMystery had the griffon and Pinkie being adorable. Showstoppers was at least entertaining. Baby Cakes had Pinkie in a pig costume. But Stare Master had no good parts whatsoever and the entire thing was boring and predictable.
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>>2451419
It's my 2nd least favorite episode, and i like Stare Master quite a bit more. I thought it was a good FS episode as the typical "Shy becomes confidant/assertive/brave" was more a secondary thing rather than the focus. Also the CMC's were cute in it.
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>tfw there's almost no decent regular changeling art
>or changeling bro
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>>2451458
Everyone here is a weeaboo
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>>2451415
>that feel
eternal damnation mode: Youtube
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>not big mac
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Would you destroy the xenomorph thread with sergeant apone, mlpg?
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>>2451462
well thats just like your opinion man.
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>>2451456
>tfw 4chan is one of the last bastions of pseudonymity on the internet
The future is fucked. Every company on the internet wants you to be totally trackable (for marketing purposes), and none of the normalfags care.
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>>2451471
i only like good animes
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>>2451458
You ask this question now but when you learn japanese and want to visit grouriouos nippon you'll be asking, "why am I a weeaboo for learning japanese and wanting to the best country in the world?"
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>>2451438
>vomit at the realization that you used to fap to ponies
>>
my penis is crying
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>>2451488
I bet you like Naruto.
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>>2451494
of happiness?
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>>2451486
>go on imdb
>see a well written review of the movie
>respond
>"well that's just your opinion man"
no shit sheorelock weeres ur frend watons
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>>2451462
But Swooty Bawps sang
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>>2451498
yes
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>>2451497
>>2451497
Of course. Like I said -- good animes.
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>>2451494
here you go
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>>2451492
>not vomiting at the realization you had to fap to ponies instead of fucking your virtual waifu backthen
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>>2451484
That's not a pone at all.
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>>2451475
>yfw you find your friend's old youtube channel from 2006
>Laughing at how much of an idiot he was
>About to send him a link
>See a video with you in it
>Holy shit
>Never mention the channel, ever
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>>2451510
stomach vagina
unf
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>>2451462
>implying MMM's quality lied in random griffon and Pinkie acting retarded
>not the refference to the most classic misogynous joke
What are you? 13?
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>>2451489
I actually took a semester of Japanese. It was alright. Asian people in general actually sorta put me off my guard, because for some reason I find them much more difficult to read.

As to the knowing about quirks in old games, it's more that it's kinda interesting to see the weird stuff that happened with imports before localisation really...started being good. Like in the late 90s/early 00s.
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>>2451510
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>>2451406
babycakes was awful but it did hit a lot of my fetishes

>diapers
>childporn
>fat slut mrs cake
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>>2451510
penis is appalled
this used to be a high class establishment full of respectable gentlemen
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>>2451320
Anonymous what specifically is the problem you see?

Why can't we get along? Why don't you look me in the eyes when we fuck?
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>>2451526
>Getting his name wrong
At least try.

It's Alplblewm
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>>2451489
I used to laugh at pictures of Hiroshima being nuked twice a day to avoid that fate.
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>>2451513
>2025
>the sudden disappearance of Earth's magnetic field on December 21st, 2012 has allowed Earth's surface to be bombarded by cosmic rays
>those of us who aren't dead are crazy
>we all have tulpas of our waifus
FUCK YES
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>>2451488
Define good anime
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Time: 6 minutes

It's subtle, but I honestly feel like I'm starting to improve.
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>>2451530
He's a troll
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>>2451497
>mfw i actually like early naruto

oh god i wish i could go back in time and murder my 12yo self
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>>2451526
You think kids were embarassed watching that episode knowing that not too long ago they were crapping their diapers?
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>>2451534
is it true he is currently being anally interrogated at guantanamo bay on leth's command?
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>>2451530
y u so sad brudda

ya gots ta believe in yoself
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>>2451528
Like I said
MLPG has changed
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>>2451538
I am trying to make a Pinkie Pie tulpa but apparently it's a bad idea.
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>>2451497
and whaling
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>>2451521
>because for some reason I find them much more difficult to read.
It's their ugly faces and squinty eyes.
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>>2451554
Fuck off full stop
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>>2451510
>public hair
...huh. That's a new one.
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>>2451549
I don't think most kids remember their diaper-bound years.
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>>2451558
>but apparently it's a bad idea.
>self-induced hallucinations
>ever a good idea
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>>2451518
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>>2451564
Why ya gotta be like that

Did I kill your dog or something
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>>2451574
is it bad that i wish i could go back in time and molest my younger self?
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>>2451572
>public hair
>public

wat
>>
>trying to post a reaction image
>duplicate file detected
>follow link
>massive retard post in the bread using my picture

time to delete that one forever
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>>2451558
that is correct
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>>2451583
No but Wakka was an over-optimistic cunt

He shouldn't be happy
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>>2451254
Snips is 2spooky
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>>2451584
Not at all. Then again, I'm into age-play, so I'd like to go back in time and be my younger self.
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>>2451576
Yeah but there's a bad idea and there's doing a bad idea within an idea that's already bad.
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>>2451564
what did he do wrong?
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>>2451558
Naw, bra, you'll be fine I'm sure.
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>>2451521
>I actually took a semester of Japanese.
>claims he's not a weeaboo
my sides!
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>>2451574
Some unfortunate ones might remember, or at least being in pull-ups or something. Hell some might still be in them.
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>>2451587
>not making all your hair protected with getters and setters
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>>2451521
I lived in nipland for 2 years as a kid so I can't even imagine that. Asians are just as easy to "read" as anyoen else in my opinion.

Funnily enough I also learned how to differentiate between japanese, koreans and chinese just by looks alone.

>inb4 THEY ARR ROOK SAME
>>
I'm glad I never did anything stupid or regrettable when I was younger.
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>>2451593
Who're you to say who can and can't be happy

is it because you have what is objectively a good life and you aren't happy with it?
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>>2451612
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>>2451470

You know that's true... the changeling I liked the best was the one that did the eyeroll and "tada!" with Pinkie but they all look alike, so...

I have this pet theory that there's a silent invasion going on in Ponyville with a lot of normal ponies being Changelings.
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>>2451592
You just want all the chalupa's for yourself
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>elosande will only rarely ever draw pone any more
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>>2451616
To be fair, they are all ugly.
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>>2451592
Seems odd though, if you can create an individual "projection" with a personality you give it, you cannot give it the personality of something that is fake. I don't really get it. Since a tulpa knows it's a tulpa, I don't see how it could get a conflict of personality if it realises you are turning it into a cartoon character since it knows it is not real anyway.
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>>2451612
>protected with getters
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The mlpg.

A digital frontier.

I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the poneputer.

What did they look like? leth? pone?

Were the shitposters like freeways?

I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day...

I got in
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>>2451589
The worst is when it's a picture you made
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my favorite pony
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>>2451622
It explains all the duplicate background ponies
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Small delay on Rarity "Quest", probably won't start until 10pm EST as result. I apologize in advance for those who are participating.

Otherwise, I hope to see people there! We will use most recent dead horse at the time of start. More than likely it will be in this one, but who knows? MLPG might go sanic speeds.

Have a nice night whether you participate or not!

[1]
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>>2451547
I thankfully found the genre unappealling since DBZ Cell circle.

I've only watched Ika Musume since. but I'm curious about Rozen Maiden too...
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>>2451619
No, it's because that fuck was so irresponsible

Don't be irresponsible
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>>2451641
you have terrible taste
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>>2451616
There's obvious differences in facial structure, they're just different than the ones most people are used to is all.

Also the general homogeneity in hair kinda doesn't help
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>>2451651
is there sex
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>>2451622
Some of them can be expressive
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>>2451641
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>>2451633
I'd say 80% of the whole population was what you'd consider plain or ugly, but honestly that applies to pretty much everywhere.
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>>2451616
>that smug feel when watching an Asian person misidentify another Asian person's country of origin
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>>2451641
Hey she is my favorite too. maybe we can be frens?
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>>2451667
why the long face pinkie?
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>>2451656
I'm not irresponsible at all

I'm just relaxed and upbeat

I can be all serious about stuff, but I take care of that shit on my own time
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>>2451676
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>>2451654
>He hasn't watched Rozen Maiden
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>>2451676
she just saw applejack take 2 feet of hot sausage.
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>>2451651
>usually end up staying awake till way past 7am for this
>delays
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>>2451622
It might be possible. It's like the rare opportunities I get to play as a changeling in Space Station 13.

>Trying to absorb someone
>Pesky janitor comes into maintenance tunnel and runs off screaming
>Give chase
>Slip on wet floor he was mopping
>Promptly killed and incinerated by security

that was an unfortunate round
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>>2451676
Quit horsing around.
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>>2451690
wow wow
is that a penis?
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>>2451681
Don't be a Wakka
pls
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>>2451636
it's more that tulpas tend to deviate from what you initially wanted, so they will never match up with their character in the show, and so they might feel like they don't live up to your expectations and get all sad and stuff
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>>2451661
Eventually, though I'm not certain we'll hit such a point tonight. And I'll probably pastebin that since most people are just there for feels and waifuing.

Mostly feely things and player choices.

>>2451691
Sorry!
Again, if it hurts your daily activities to stay up so late for my ramblings, I encourage you to abstain.
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>>2451697
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>>2451676
>>2451697
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>>2451690
What's the point
He can barely fit 2.3/10 of his shaft into her.
It wont be very good for either party
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>>2451707
I JUST USE THE VERBAL TIC

PRETTY MUCH ON PURPOSE SO I CAN MAKE MYSELF KNOWN TO THE ATTENTIVE WITHOUT ATTENTION WHORING
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>>2451696
better than slipping on a banana peel left behind by the clown
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Why is captcha being such a bitch today?
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>>2451710
The idea sounds so weird. Then trying to tell something that doesn't exist that it shouldn't be sad.
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>>2451713
Smith, you are my favorite anon.
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>>2451713
gee, agent smith that pun must have really annoyed you

you must be

beside yourself
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>>2451710
That'd be perfect if I was making a SB tulpa
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>>2451727
mayeb you just forgot how to type
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>>2451426
>/v/
>finishing something
>ever
>ESPECIALLY NOW
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>>2451717
>not having Braeburn and/or Apple Bloom tongue-polish the remainder
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>>2451717
did someone call me?
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>>2451542
You got me going now

First serious attempt at drawing pony. I think I'm in over my head and should probably practice with some basic shapes. What do you think MLPG?

>>2451651
Oh neat, you're questing tonight? That's cool. If anyone wants to do my thing too, I'll probably make its own thread at around the same time so theres no problem.
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>>2451713
it was a pun you heard. I was just trying to hoof that one and see where it ended up.
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>>2451711
>daily activities
>imply I get to do any now that I'm nocturnal
>implying I'd miss my waifu for sleep

NOPE
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>>2451663
There was also one that was DEFINETLY wearign soem sort of armour
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>>2451727
No idea, I got banned earlier because it accused me of being a spambot, but I guess they're getting a lot of that b/c it get removed almost instantly
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>>2451717
>not just forcing it through her vaginal cavity and giving her internal injuries
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>>2451733
Lol'ed... very hard.

But the tulpa would be so much better at drawing than you.
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>>2451740
are we time machine now?
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2451739
Fluttershy get the fuck out of the thread
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>>2451631
>Whenever mares sit down, their vaginas are filled with sand

Would you clean out a dirtied up little mare?
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>>2451731
>>2451742
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>>2451740
looks like my first attempt
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>>2451735
>mayeb
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is nathan alive?
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>>2451760
That's my que to go to sleep
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>>2451745
>The carapaces of dead changelings are harvested and used to make armor for the higher ranking soldiers

captcha: hives crepes
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>>2451769
so full of penis
very sad
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>>2451728
tulpas in general are weird, oh well
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>>2451762
d-do i have to?
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>>2451740
As long as you don't think I'll detract from your player base, then I'll be okay with questing at the same time.

I just worry about somehow stealing people away from the real quests. Don't want to step on any toes, so to speak.
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>>2451770
I sure hope not
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>>2451696
I remember playing SS13, good times.

>Monkey mode
>start as cyborg
>MONKEYS WITH ION RIFLES AND EMP'S EVERYWHERE
>dead
>half an hour later
>YOU ARE DEATH SQUAD MEMBER PVT. WINSTONOVSKI
>admin spawns a player to be the shuttle pilot
>entire death squad settles into RP mode

Oh man that was a fun round.
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>>2451786
Dude
We need to find Pinkie and interrogate her
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>>2451688
In my defence I'm in 4chan only since 2008.

I know... i know... shamefur dispray.. commits desu
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is there a new horse yet?
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>>2451786
I dont see a problem. I was doing this back during Rasin quest and we both still head steady anons attending
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>>2451651
I wish I knew what EST was in BST or GMT acronyms everywhere what the fuck.
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>>2451806
NO
NEVER

THE HORSE IS OVER
DED HORSE
DED SHOW
DED BOARD
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>>2451800
I'd dare say you've been her longer than most people in this thread.
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>>2451800
At least you aren't 2009 onward.
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I can feel it... it is time.
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>>2451817
'kay
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>>2451800
I don't like to think about how long I've been on 4chan, it's in a part of my memory I've blocked out. I can't remember most of my childhood. Not that I was that young when I was first on 4chan, but I've been around for a little bit...
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Hoersee

>>2451821
>>2451821
>>2451821
>>2451821
>>2451821
>>2451821
>>2451821
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>>2451764
Come on Smith, you're just
copying yourself
now
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>>2451828
Where the fuck are you new horse
We cant find you
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>>2451828
Are you ready?
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>>2451714
we need more smiths
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>>2451783
I'll wait until decent robotic shoulderbuddies become available. Though if augmented reality technology beats robotics to it I wouldn't mind.

augmented reality will kill airsoft forever
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>>2451828
go away nobody here wants you
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>>2451795
The last time I got to play as a Janitor, somebody got pissed at me enough for making them fall over all round that they hacked a VR pod (so that if I died in the game I died for real), snuck up on me and injected me with tranquilizer, stuffed me in the pod and turned it on. After I woke up I was killed by a zombie and stuck in virtual reality as a ghost.

Oh and the fucker stole my galoshes and cleaning grenades, and used them to make a bunch of people slide out of the airlocks when the station was being evacuated.
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>>2451830
I know that feel
I don't remember life before this place
Feels empty man
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>>2451848
They are with me now, Old Horse. Accept that.
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>>2451845
But will it kill loneliness forever? ;__;
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>>2451745

Ah, yeah, the "real" Nightmare Moon impersonating Luna... in my fanon, anyway.
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>>2451785
Yes, because it's time for the next one.
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>>2451799
If the players want that, then we can go that route. Just have to convince the others.
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>>2451731
If Smith was black would he fight with a hammer instead of a pistol or would he drop anvils upon his foes?
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2
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>>2451827
Beside Boxxy and Unfunny Dog spin-offs I don't remember anything significant happening in the 09. I was under the impression that all post chanology users were considered cancer by consensus. I wasn't a gaiafag or moralfag either but some claim that 2008 was the best year for cancer.
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Last time, on Rarity “Quest”:

You woke up in a guest room at Rarity's only to be greeted with the smell of something burning. As you left the room to find what the cause was, you nearly stumbled over Rarity, who was sleeping in the hallway for unknown reasons. Having no desire to leave a lady in such a position, you carefully maneuvered her to her bed, tucking her in as she squeezed a pillow tightly with a smile on her face. With her comfort safely established, you headed downstairs to find the CMC making breakfast. Or at least attempting to.
After cleaning up and steering them onto a more traditional cooking path, you took a tray of food to a still sleeping Rarity. Leaving it on her nightstand you returned to the CMC, eating breakfast and getting teased by Scootaloo. Unfortunately, Rarity awoke and made it downstairs just in time to get her own dose of teasing from the little orange filly, and the CMC made a hasty exit. After calming down, Rarity insisted you take a shower while she ironed your clothes. Not seeing any reason to object, you obliged.
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>>2453079
When you finished with your shower you heard voices from downstairs. After listening intently, you hid in the bathroom closet when footsteps were heard approaching. After someone used the bathroom while you were safely hidden, you exited the closet only to be greeted by the pony you only know as wraps mare. She had a spiffy visor and jacket, supposedly made by Rarity. She hastily explained her presence and may have continued talking if Rarity hadn't called up the stairs to check on her. Not long after her departure you received your well ironed clothes from Rarity, who headed back downstairs, only to charge back up them a moment later.

Her parents had come to visit once again.

Quickly assuaging her fears, the two of you faced her parents together. They were all smiles around you, but quickly turned to teasing their daughter once again. Her father laid off after a time, but her mother persisted, perhaps being more serious in her questions than originally expected. Rarity's father then invited you to a local pub for a drink while the ladies cleared the air between them. After a pleasant one on one talk and a stiff drink, the two of you parted ways on amicable terms. For your final action of the afternoon, you visited the wraps stand, finding a different mare attending. You asked about that suspicious wrap, only to find the blend of flowers were intended to make the consumers feel content and sleepy. While it would've been nice to know that ahead of time, you deemed that no real harm was done and decided to move on.

You found a note apologizing for Scootaloo's behavior on your door, but spent the rest of the day at home, thinking about the future and doing your best to relax.
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>>2453122
It is now the next day. Rarity assured you the outfit would be ready today, despite the fact it was supposed to be finished two days prior. Not that you mind. In the end, you've gotten to spend more time with Rarity thanks to all the distractions that have been cropping up.

But now, it's time to decide what you're going to do today. You've woken up, showered, eaten, and dressed in some casual wear. It's a bright new morning and the air is warm, the scent of fresh flowers wafting through your humble home on the outskirts of town.

A reminder of things that may interest you to check out:

Pinkie nearly dropped her spaghetti while telling you something happened to Rarity/made Rarity anxious/upset. This could be something you already know or were part of, or it could be something entirely different. Finding Pinkie and coercing her into talking could put this question to rest.

Wrap Mare. Who is she exactly? She seems awfully attracted to our hero. But in the end, do we really care?

That's all on your docket thus far. Now, what will you do?
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>>2453133
i vote for going to find pinkie and see what's up, before going to (hopefully) see our new outfit.
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>>2453133
First, make sure we've got our wallet. And that it's well-stocked.
Second, let's hunt down Pinkie. Might be interesting to see what Rarity shushed her over. Don't expect her information to come cheap, though, so that wallet might come into play.
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>>2453133
We simply must find Pinkie. We need to know what that was all about - Rarity seemed awfully tense about it, what if we've done something wrong?

We could probably get her to spill the beans by helping her out, playing with her and casually asking from time to time
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>>2453165
yeah, definitely make sure we're carrying plenty of dosh today
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>>2453133
I vote we interrogate the panka.

Also when exactly did she nearly drop her spaghetti, I must be forgetting something.
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>>2453226
When we went back to Rarity's on the second day, Pinkie was there
Rarity apparently spoke to her about our first lunch. I forget exactly. Let me go check
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>>2453133

>>2453163
>>2453165
>>2453178
>>2453226

>You crack open your wallet and inspect your funds. You're carrying a little extra dosh, but aren't expecting any heavy spending, so you decide to bring along 175 bits. Enough to cover emergency costs, but not enough to splurge on fancy things with.

>You recall that during the second day at Rarity's, the one in which you bought lunch for her and the CMC, Pinkie was there chatting with Rarity.
>You and Pinkie made small talk, and she let slip that something had been bothering Rarity, so Pinkie was there to check on her and see what she was doing.
>Before anything else could be said, Rarity gave Pinkie a stern look. Pinkie panicked, dropping her spaghetti and fleeing into the afternoon.

>You decide you need to find Pinkie and get to the bottom of this.

[cont'd]
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>>2453284
>You know that Pinkie works at Sugarcube Corner, so you head there first.
>A line of multicolored ponies stretch out the door, all gathered and waiting for confectioneries from the sweet shop.
>It's a really, really long line. Waiting in it could take an hour or a little more.
>This would give Rarity more time to finish your outfit, if she isn't finished already. This whole thing could also be a wild goose chase, but you'd like to put your mind at ease.

To wait, or to come back later?
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>>2453346
Pretend you need to use the bathroom and rush past the line.
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>>2453346
it would be nice to know what she was talking about before we go visit Rarity again, so i suppose we wait, or see if there's some way to get Pinkie's attention while we're waiting.
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>>2453346
Well, we could use the hour to see if Wrap Mare is back on-duty. Maybe get an answer as to why she seems to be attracted to us. I mean, we are fairly "exotic," I suppose, as townsfolk go.
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>>2453346
Definitely wait, or do what >>2453378 said and find an excuse to get in there. Maybe see if we can spot Wraps Mare from the town centre so we know who's working the stall today

>tfw Pinkie and Pinkie-waifuing-anon from last quest have ceased to exist ;_;
Shit, that hit hard when I realised the Cakes won't recognise us either
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>>2453378
You could try, but I'm not certain the pony folk in line would appreciate that if they saw you chatting with Pinkie while she's supposed to be working.


What's it gonna be gents? Hit the can and hope you spot Pinkie? Wait patiently? Do something else? Final vote time.
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FUCK I AM LATE
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>>2453437
I say see if Wrap Mare is working her stall while we wait. Kill two birds with one stone, as it were.
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>>2453437
suck it up and wait, see if we can spot wraps mare from our spot in line

>>2453469
if we leave, we'll lose our spot in line, which could lead to an even longer wait (assuming that more ponies will be lining up for sugarcube corner goodies)
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>>2453437
This long a wait for something we might already know?
I'm for coming back later
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>>2453469
This. We can lay on the charms, if we so wish. There's a line I've been sitting on a few days I want to use.
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>>2453500
I swear to god if this gets us a bad end I'm going to think terrible things at you.
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>>2453496
What might we already know?
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>>2453437
Continue waiting in line
See who's working the wraps stall from the line
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>>2453493
>>2453531
I thought we weren't in line yet and were still considering it?
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>>2453531
Yeah this. I'd rather forget about wrap pony for now, we want to fuck Rarity and Wrap Pony presents herself as an apparent obstacle in that goal.

Ignore her until she tries something stupid.
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>>2453519
No shit. This isn't "Wraps Mare Quest"
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>>2453541
In that case, get in line
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>>2453519
It won't. Trust me.

it banks on the assumption she'll be all up on our jock the next time we see her anyway.
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>>2453582
And the line adresses the 'THIS ISNT WRAPS MARE QUEST' concern.
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>>2453548
But it could be!
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>>2453346

>>2453469
>>2453493
>>2453496
>>2453500
>>2453531
>>2453544
>>2453531

[Uh, I think wait in line outnumbers go somewhere else by a small amount, so we'll go with that.]

>The mystery of the wrap mare's affection tempts you, but you decide staying in line and waiting is more important.
>So you wait. And wait. And wait.
>And eventually, you're at the front counter. Sure enough, Pinkie is there, sweating bullets and working frantically but with that ever persistent smile on her face
>She sees you and waves, despite how close to her you are, "Hey! Good to see you! Stop by for some delicious donuts this morning? Or maybe some taffy for lunch? Cake? Chocolate? Well, what'll ya have, friend?"
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>>2453635
Time to be stern and seek the truth. Because it's out there.
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>>2453635
Donuts, and ask her when she is on her break, we want to have some >fun
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>>2453635
don't waste (any more) time, ask her what she was going on about the other day. buy something small just to be polite.
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>>2453635
A donut and some info
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>>2453635
Let's order something simple. It's early, so a donut. And ask when she's on break. We'd like to talk to her.
]this fucking captcha I swear to god.
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>>2453659
This, but tell her we can talk about it over her break or when she gets off.
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>>2453659
Seconded.
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>>2453675
>that feel
I hate captcha today.
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>>2453635

Buy a donut and ask her when she'll have some time to talk to us
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>>2453635

>The wait has made you peckish, and a donut does sound pretty good.
>You fish out your wallet and intentionally give her more than needed for the donut so she has to spend time getting change for you. She gives you a funny look at this, but ultimately just resumes smiling and humming to herself.
>"So Pinkie, the other day I saw you at Rarity's."
>She nods while giving you back your change, "Uh huh! Saw your outfit being made, lookin' good!"
>"Thank you, but that's not what I'm here about. I-"
>"Well of course not, you're here for a donut!" She interrupts, trotting to a counter behind her and hitting a small bell, "Chocolate Doozy Donut!" she calls out, turning to give you a wink. She looks back to the kitchen, her flank swaying as she hums, waiting.
>It's a moment before a chocolate donut on a tray slides into view, and she grabs the tray in her teeth, turning and handing it to you.
>"That's nice Pinkie, thank you, but-"
>"Don't forget your napkin! These things are messy!"
>She stuffs a couple napkins under your donut for you, still smiling.
>"Thank you, but I really need to talk to you abou-"
>You stop when you notice Pinkie's eyes darting behind you repeatedly, her smile suddenly less earnest than before.
>"I-I've got a lot of customers to go through right now, so please, have a seat and enjoy your donut!"
>You turn around and look. It's true, there is a line of other ponies behind you, all waiting for their turn at sweets.
>One pony in a sunhat sticks out to you.
>It's Rarity, standing about.....20 ponies back in line, to your guess. She must be here for food or to see Pinkie as well. Maybe that's why Pinkie is so nervous suddenly.

What do?
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Rarity quest is here right?
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>>2453822
Yes it is! We aren't too far in, as the post above you will tell. Pull up a seat and have a go at it!
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Would it be rude to talk to Rarity? Some ponies might think we're trying to cut back into line.
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>>2453818
Fuck.

Um, we should just ask her when her break is, then go from there.
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>>2453818
What do?

We have two options. Sit down... or grill her here and now. If we were to press the issue probably one or two times right here without leaving the counter, she might promise to tell us later.
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>>2453841

Yeah forgot to put the alarm.
Great for me you guys didn't get to far
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>>2453818
Fuck
Ask her when her break is, don't let her interrupt us
Walk out the shop and have a quick chat with Rarity? Ask about when she wants us to come over?
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>>2453818
oh god damn it. well, that pretty much fucks up any chance of getting info out of Pinkie now. might as well eat the donut. and gently let her know that we're not pleased with how that was handled.

then we can 'bump' into Rarity on our way out, find out when to come to the boutique.

fuck you captcha
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>>2453875
Confront her now.
She's in a tight spot so she doesn't really have a choice.
And if she promises to tell us later we'll make her do a Pinkie Promise
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>>2453875
This. We never take chances or press our luck in these things. Lets grill the panka. Put her in the hto seat so we can put Rarity in *our* hot seat
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>>2453818
Damn, well sit down and wait for Rarity I guess
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>>2453899
But Rarity could spot us talking to her and make assumptions.
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>>2453818
Ask her when her break is, then sit down at a table and enjoy our donut.
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>>2453916
Come on a little chat with one of her best friends?
She can't be that paranoid can she?
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>>2453916
What sort of assumptions?
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>>2453916
She's 20 people back. And that's part of the ruse.
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>>2453925
>>2453932
I don't know, she could spot Pinkie Pie looking all flustered and under pressure while we talk to her. Pinkie seems to bend under pressure, not quite as bad as Applejack, but still obvious enough.
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I say we just take a seat and chill out. If Rarity comes in, gets food, and leaves, we'll be in the clear to question Pinkie.
If she decides to join us, we have a date. Win-win.
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>>2453975
Rarity's quite a distance away. It would be very hard for her to see if Pinkie is acting to strange.
And even so Pinkie would try to not seem that panicked since there are many other costumers there.

Unless Wrap mare is also in the line much closer, see us and tells Rarity
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>>2453818
[Also, I'm going to stop linking to the response posts unless a roll is needed, since I keep getting Field Too Long errors otherwise.]

>So Rarity is here, and this makes Pinkie nervous.
>Perfect.
>You turn back to Pinkie and lean towards her, speaking in a hushed tone but with urgency.
>"What happened the day before I saw you at Rarity's?"
>She shakes her head quickly, eying Rarity once again.
>"Tell me, or I tell Rarity you told me anyway."
>Pinkie lets out a gasp mixed with a whimper, making some of the ponies near the counter turn their heads in concern.
>You stand up straight, and motion with your eyes to an empty table. Pinkie nods, seeming to understand.
>You feel a little bad putting Pinkie on the spot like that, but this is bothering you and you need answers.

>So you take a seat and enjoy your ridiculously choclatey donut while you wait. It's only as you're eating that you notice a napkin has a message scribbled on it.
>"Need to talk. 1 hour."
>Seems the interrogation wasn't necessary. This puts a small damper on your spirits, but you're still relieved to be getting some answers soon.
>"Oh, I didn't see you there!" a familiar voice calls after about 30 minutes. You turn around to see Rarity approaching you, a tray with a turnover on it being levitated in front of her. "Would you mind if I sat with you?"
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>>2454053
Not at all.
We can make small talk, and then excuse ourselves at around the 25-minute mark.
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>>2454053
Oh shit we fucked up
Oh man we fucked up

Make a mental note to apologise to Pinkie after this

Also, hide that napkin!
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>>2454053
Pretty much this: >>2454081 and apologize to Pinkie when we get the chance. We can work with this situation.
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>>2454053
Well...We truly are a huge dick.
We'll buy her something tomorrow and ask for forgiveness.


As for Rarity sure a small talk wouldn't hurt
We only have a donut and we'll excuse ourself after 20-25 minutes
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>>2454083
Oh well. Win some you lose some. Pinkie will understand.
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I think the note's from Wrap pone and not Pinkie, but I might be being too conspiratorial or whatever right now.
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>>2454053

Is there a clock nearby ?

I'm also in favor of apologizing to Pinkie.
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>>2454053
What >>2454081 and >>2454108 said.
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>>2454114
Pretty sure the note is from Pinkie, given how she shoved the napkins at us.
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>>2454114
Wrap Pone would have to be in the kitchen to do that
She ain't a wizard yo
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>>2454146
Not that we know of.
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>>2454156
Don't joke about that man
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>>2454146
>very busy store
>we didn't check who was watching the stall
>implying she couldn't have slipped the note into out food as we sat
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>>2454179
>Pinkie gives us a napkin with writing on it
>we take our donut to the table
>we look at the napkin, handed to us by the pink one
I am failing to see where wrap pone could have intervened
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>>2454179
Tinfoil hat off now. We'll see what we see. For now, we focus on Rarity.
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>>2454179
Yeah and Princess Celestia thinks that the continue deletion of Anon for this quests is a danger to reality, wants to get rid of us forever and is spying on us from the window with Luna to find the perfect moment to strike.
Come on man you're paranoid
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>>2454207
>>2454214
Yeah, I tend to think too deeply into shit, but forgive me from being freaked out at Wrap pony's subterfuge when she drugged us for some unknown reason.
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>>2454214
I swear to god anon if Aspirant decides to fuck around with us with that idea I'll find you only to punch you.
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>>2454228
She drugged Rarity as a prank. We were collateral damage since we decided to share.
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>>2454053

>"Of course not," you reply as Rarity sits herself across from you, her tray slowly lowering itself to the table. A quick glance at a wall clock shows you have about 25 minutes left until Pinkie means to speak with you. This of course won't happen with Rarity present.
>As she sits she takes a good look in your direction and gasps, making you flinch and look about yourself nervously.
>She lets out a small laugh, "Oh my, someone is a messy eater. You've got some chocolate on your face, dear."
>You reach for a napkin only to have it levitated out from under your hand, "Here, allow me."
>As the napkin is raised to your face you see it's the same napkin with the message scribbled on it.
>Your heart thumps nervously as she wipes your cheek magically, smiling and giggling to herself. "Oh, what would you do without me?"
>When she's finished she lowers the napkin in front of her, eyes closed as she raises the turnover to her mouth and takes a dainty bite, chewing quietly.
>The napkin lies open, it's message displayed to the sky, albeit with some chocolate smudging the letters now.
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>>2454260
Quickly grab the napkin.

Oh fuck we have to roll don't we. Oh fuck oh fuck.
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>>2454260
Take it and pretend to wipe your face again. Say that you thought you still had a smidgen of chocolate on your face
Then quickly change the subject to the suit
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>>2454260
Ninja grab that shit.
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>>2454260
Grab the napkin and spread it across our lap. Rarity loves fancy stuff like that.
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>>2454260
Oh god what the hell
QUICK
KICK SOMETHING
ANYTHING
START A FIGHT
HIJACK A PLANE
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>>2454260
Wipe hands with the napkin, then put hands under table still holding onto the napkin
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>>2454294
>>2454260
Ignore the napkin for now. If we make a suspicious movement it will only draw Rarity's attention to it.
Pray she's a quick, but tidy, eater and once she finishes offer to throw away the garbage.
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>>2454299
This. Nice and smooth.
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>>2454260
Grab it and spr-
what >>2454314 said

oh god we're so fucked it's all over we should just go already we don't deserve her oh shit
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>>2454260
get that fucking napkin back now. wipe your face again and crumple that shit up.

ugh. rarity!
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>>2454338
It's not her fault you faggots don't know how to eat without getting food on you.
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If she sees the napkin, tell her it was a note to remind yourself to go talk to Rarity about the clothes in an hour. You asked Pinkie to write it because you didn't have a pen.
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SNEEZE
SNEEZE LIKE YOU FUCKING MEAN IT
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>>2454361
Hey, you're us too.
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>>2454299
>>2454338
You know this will only say that we don't trust Rarity to be a good judge of cleanliness, right? And it's suspicious besides. It's one of those things that can be read far too much into.
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I vote we go with spreading it on our lap

She'd eat that up
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>>2454379
>>2454379
Not that I enjoy sharing his mind with you guys
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>>2454368
THIS
ignore the napkin, but if she cares enough to ask, tell her it was a reminder to talk to her
If she recognizes pinkie's writing, tell her we got Pinkie to write it for us because nopen.
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>>2454391
ok, i'll go with this >>2454391
or if she sees it before we can retrieve it, this: >>2454368
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>>2454408
Get out of our head.
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Oh god this is going to be so suspicious. We didn't start out with the napkin on our lap, she's going to think we're humoring her oh god it's all going downhill so fast because we're so damn socially retarded.
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>>2454425
Poor Anon, stuck with all of us in his head.
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>>2454425
We are Anon's fractured psyche.
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>>2454425
Hell no
Rarity's involved so I ain't going no where
We'll have to work together...for now
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Fuck the napkin, messing with it will make Rarity suspicious. Do what >>2454410 and >>2454368 said if she even notices it.
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>>2454443
Oh fuck we even left our sacrificial blade at home how the fuck are we going to commit sudoku
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>>2454411
I agree.
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>>2454443
Don't be silly, it'll be fine.
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>>2454495
You don't know what you're talking about.
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>>2454495
But what if she sees and asks questions?
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>>2454511
>>2454505
>>2454495
Can you faggots shut up
It doesn't matter now. We'll just see what happens. Ride the wave man.
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>>2454511
Don't worry about it.
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>>2454260

>>2454333
[Total: Triple 3's, unique event]

>You attempt to reach for the napkin, only to have it slip from under your hand again as Rarity takes it to dab at the corners of her own mouth.
>The napkin comes back down as she opens her eyes to look at you, and her eyes light up.
>She saw it, she had to have.
>Instead, her whole face lights up, her eyes twinkling as she inhales deeply while standing from her seat. "P-P-Princess Celestia?"
>You turn around quick as a flash to find everyone in the room except you and Rarity, who are still seated, kneeling at the majestic white mare now standing in the doorway. Her mane is flowing though there is no breeze, and she is adorned with the jewelry of her station. She strides gracefully into the room, everyone standing aside as she approaches the counter.
>Meanwhile, Rarity is near hyperventilating behind you.
>"Excuse me for my intrusion, but I was on the way back to Canterlot and decided to visit my pupil, Twilight Sparkle. She recommended I stop here for a refreshment."
>Her voice is gentle but weighty, music to the ears. You're doing your best not to stare, but it's proving difficult.
>"Of course, Princess!" Pinkie beams, bouncing happily to take her order.
>Everyone's eyes are fixed on the Princess, including Rarity's.
>With this in mind, you deftly grab the napkin with a message on it, noone the wiser.
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Everybody just fucking chill out. As long as we're not complete sperglords about it, she won't notice or care about the napkin.
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>>2454546
>unique event

OH FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE I AM SORRY GUYS
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>>2454546
I TOLD YOU ANON
I TOLD YOU I'LL FIND YOU!
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>>2454561
TO THE GALLOWS WITH YOU
They were kinda unused since we're the only fags here....
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>>2454546
Well, let's pay our respects. A simple bow should do. Let's not speak unless spoken to. Possibly internally celebrating our good fortune.
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>>2454546
What this guy said.
>>2454591
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>>2454546
Let's kneel.
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>>2454546
Bow to the princess, be thankful for the distraction. Be quiet, respectful and observant.
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>>2454613
Seconding this.
She's royalty after all. We may not be a pony but we still respect her
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>>2454546

Celestia is going to use her her freaky magic to read our mind and tell Rarity about the napkin isn't she ?

We should probably kneel
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>>2454591
>>2454606
>>2454613
>>2454618
>>2454633
You just know the princess is going to talk to us, being the only human in the room and all.

PREPARE YOUR BUTTS
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>>2454648
Well, we'll just have to roll our spaghetti-containment-roll very, very well.
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>>2454648
>Chose the human race at character creations you said
>easier and more unique you said
>get all the mares because we're exotic you said
FUCK YOU GUYS THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
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>>2454672
I'm... so sorry.
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>>2454672
Oh and what chose a pony? We would just been a random background character. And it would suck since we haven't unlocked the Unicorn yet.
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Yeah, kneel, pay our respects and wait it out
Let's see what happens

>leave for 10 minutes to do some dishes
>the whole time I'm beyond worried that you guys are going to fuck it up somehow
Those dishes were cleaned so fast
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>>2454672
Lyraquest anon has it even worse.


Besides. Who are we to refuse the princess?
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>>2454729
We shouldn't kneel, we don't really know the pony customs, it'll look a bit out of place.

Be respectful, but don't bow.
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>>2454744
Wait what happen to that faggot?
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>>2454744
You're absolutely right about Lyraquest anon... fuck. this is nothing compared to that situation.

Roll with it. I doubt the princess cares about a note Pinkie scrawled on a napkin.
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>>2454755
Technically the ponies are genuflecting. Kneeling is the closest we could get.
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get down on all fours and pretend to be a pony
roll for bluff
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>>2454546

>You safely tuck the secret message into a pocket, even as you can feel the Princess' attention turn to you.
>"You must be the one Twilight told me of. Your tale is quite the interesting one, if what she has to say about it is not an exaggeration."
>You politely bow, swallowing nervously.
>She smiles at you, and you suddenly feel as though you're standing in an empty field on a perfect spring day.
>"You are....taller, than she mentioned," Celestia says. And as you resume standing, you see that you're taller than her by a head. And yet, she seems to loom over you. It'd be strange if you didn't feel so.....comfortable.
>"I would like to speak with you about your experience here in Ponyville, or about how you came to be here. At your own convenience, of course. For now I must bid you and the kind ponies here farewell. I have urgent business to attend to. Please, feel free to come to Canterlot and see me when you are ready."
>And with that, she strides gracefully away, a royal guard suddenly appearing to magically carry away her order with her.
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>>2454757
It's not exactly socially acceptable to be a human and pork ponies in Equestria in Lyraquest. And he's got two other mares wanting his dick and he just ran into an attractive female human. At least here we could try to swing a threesome with wrap mare and rarity. In Lyraquest, there are full-on angry mobs.

Did I mention the hybrid mutant hellspawn you're trying to keep hidden? pretty sure I did.
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>>2454809
Oh shit nigga. We could invite Rarity to Canterlot for the ultimate deal-clencher.
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>>2454809
Niggas this is perfect
We can go with Rarity there.
Leave her around the town while we talk to the Princess and then take her to somewhere special
WE NEED TO ASK HER FRIENDS WHERE IN CATERLOT WOULD SHE LIKE TO GO!
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>>2454842
Good thinking. We should definitely do that.
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>>2454842
It would make a great trip once we're "attached." Using it as bait is just petty and kinda wrong. We'd offer nothing beyond the trip, and once it's over we'd have nothing to show for it other than "hey, we talked to the Princess for a while."
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>>2454809
Ok, turn back to Rarity and let the hubbub die down
Check the time, we still need to talk to Pinkie
We'll mention going to Canterlot later, when we get our outfit. Then we can invite her along or whatever
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>>2454875
but Rarity loves Canterlot, even if we're not "attached", it would be a nice gesture to ask her to accompany us there. It gives us the opportunity to travel with her and spend more 1 on 1 time with her.
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>>2454875
I never meant right away, but it's something to bear in mind.

Right, it's probably time to talk to Pinkie. We should make excuses to part with Rarity. I suggest we say we are going to shave or something.
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>>2454835
Well sucks for him
Man the next Questanon reunion will be awesome.
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>>2454897
True enough. It's not like we'd talk all night, and we could probably wrangle a date to one of the mid-to-high-end restaurants around Canterlot. If not be invited to dinner at the Castle. Hell, it would make one hell of a proposal option.
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Taking Rarity to Canterlot at the appropriate time is a good idea

We should check to see how much time we have left before were supposed to meet Pinkie
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>>2454809
Do this >>2454884.
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>>2454884
>>2454973
But should we do that immediately? I mean, there's plenty of time to build up relationship points before then.
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>>2454809

>With the Princess now gone, everyone relaxes and returns to whatever they were doing. Except for Rarity, who is leaning across the table and staring into your face excitedly.
>"D-Did the Princess, THE Princess Celestia, just invite you to Canterlot? To speak with her?"
>With a gasp she puts a hoof on her chest, "Oh no, oh no no! Your outfit isn't fancy enough for a PRINCESS to see. I MUST change that immediately!"
>Before you can say anything else, she runs out the door of the shop and presumably back to her boutique.
>Your outfit may have just been delayed again. Or maybe she's making another one. Who knows.

>As soon as she's gone Pinkie wanders over to the table, taking a seat next to you. She makes a "tsk" noise at the sight of the unfinished turnover, before looking at you.
>"Well, that was something wasn't it? Not every day Princess Celestia just walks into Sugarcube Corner!"

Now is the time for your questions. What are they?
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>>2454997
Okay first apologize
Then ask what the fuck happened with Rarity two days ago
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>>2454910
Fuck this cunt. Take the broad to Canterlot, and show her a damn good time.
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>>2454997
"What were you trying to tell us back at Rarity's?"
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>>2454997
Apologise, ask Rarity what she wanted Pinkie Pie to hide.
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>>2454997
Apologies for putting her over a metaphorical barrel.
And then ask about Rarity.
And maybe see if she's going to eat that turnover. Nervous terror gives people an appetite.
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>>2454997
find out what she was trying to tell us at Rarity's before, after apologizing for being rude earlier.
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>>2454997

Apologize and ask about Rarity
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>>2454997
Apologise, and compliment her on the donut
Butter her up and what not

Then get down to business, ask her "Why were you at Rarity's" instead of asking what the problem was
She might tell us by her own volition
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>>2455058
This.
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>>2455058
Thirding
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>>2455058
This
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>>2454905
Someone has to draw this.
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>>2455135
>Aspirant's quest anons are featured
>Rarity and Pinkie anon eye each other with loathing
Being the only human was so exotic. There ain't room for the both of them in this town
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>>2455156
>implying this wouldn't be ALL the Waifuquest Anons, plus LyrAnon with his kid centaur.
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>>2455156
>each of the mane 6 show of their questanon proudly

Heh, that would make for a funny image.
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>>2454905
>lyraquest anon had to hire a discreet courier to get into the AEIOU building
>pinkiequest anon RAN THROUGH A TOWN NAKED WITH PANKA ON HIS BACK
He'll be mad jelly.
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>>2455135
>questanon convention
>half of them are broken men from the horrors they have experienced
>the other half just enjoy themselves with drinks and congratulate each other for fucking X pony
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>>2455188
left my feeling/charactertrait/personality circlejerk name on for some reason.
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>>2454905
>>2455135
>Rarinon is complaining about hiding in the closet while a pony took a leak.
>Pinkanon talks about the moment of terror in Twlight's House
>Lyraquestanon is crying at a bar.
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>>2455222
>Pinkanon talks about the moment of terror in Twlight's House
What was this?
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>>2455222
What happened at twilights again
I keep forgetting
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>>2455222
Can we ally with Pinkianon and kill the other Aspirant anons?
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are there capps of the other quests?
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>>2454997

>First, you put an arm around Pinkie's shoulders and give her a tiny squeeze, apologizing for being so harsh earlier. You didn't notice the message on the napkin, or you wouldn't have been so mean.
>Pinkie heaves a sigh of relief and hugs you back, "Thanks. That was mean of you, but I don't blame you. You're just looking out for Rarity too, right?"
>You assure Pinkie that's what you're doing, and she let's go of you, being her bubbly self once again.
>"Good. Now, you were there when her parents showed up and started teasing her. What's bugging her, is, well, a few things."
>Pinkie grabs the turnover and takes a bite, talking through her small mouthful.
>"Her parents teasing her about you must've done something, because later that night when I stopped by she was....well, crying." She takes another bite, "She wouldn't tell me exactly what was bothering her though. I'm worried."
>She finishes the turnover, "She'd be upset if she found out I told you anything. Hey, for all I know, it's you she's upset about," she sees the worried expression on your face and immediately backpedals, "I'm not saying it's you! I don't know, I'm just guessing! And you're a nice person and all, so if it is you it's probably nothing bad!"
>She hops off the seat, "I have to get back to work. Please don't tell her I said anything."
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>>2455254
There's only one other quest currently, and that is Pinkie Quest which concluded some time ago.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Pinkie%20Quest/Pinkie%20Pie%20Date%20Arc
hive.html
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>>2455244
>>2455240
>Get note that says "Twilight's House, 2 PM"
>All the mina ponies except Pinkie are there
>Twilight says "So, you and pinkie..."
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>>2455244
>>2455240
In the epilogue, remember?
They wanted to chat and we shat bricks
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>>2455255
Promise you won't, then take care of your garbage and head out into town. We can swing by Wrap Mare's stall on the way to Rarity's to see if she's there. If she isn't, we keep going.
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>>2455293
Oh yes.
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>>2455298
Oh that. I think I actually suggested that.
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>>2455255
Niggas this is technically because of us.
I say we prepare something special for her. Something unforgettable. Really we need to talk with her friends and find something she alwyas wanted to do.
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>>2455255
Awww Rarity... Sure her family got to her, that's understandable. Maybe she's confused about her own feelings. Probably shouldn't jump to conclusions however. Promise not to tell Rarity anything, and head towards the boutique.
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>>2455255
This >>2455311
Also ask Pinkie if there is anything else at all that she could possibly tell us? Any guesses?
It seems like Rarity either had some messed up past relationship, or her parents said something after we were gone or something

How strange
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>>2455328
Taking her to Canterlot would be good here
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>>2455328
But I don't see what we could have done to make her cry?
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>>2455255

I say we should wait for some more information before talking to Rarity, maybe Sweetie Belle knows something ?

Let's walk around town and see if we run into Wraps Mare
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>>2455351
Yeah but where
Just a fancy restaurant won't do it.
Maybe we could ask Celestia for a favor if it's something to big for us.
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>>2455372
We just so sexy that it hurts to look at us.
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>>2455331
I'm pretty sure at this point she thinks we don't have any real feelings for her, but she does for us. Haven't any of you been paying attention to rarity's dialogue?
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>>2455328
Calm down bro. We don't know what really happened and throwing something big like that might not help.

>>2455311
Has the most reasonable solution.
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>>2455385
But seriously now...
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Alright, let's stop by the wrap stall on the way over and see if she's there. Then go see rarity.

"So, it looks like I've got a trip to Canterlot coming up."

"Care to join me?"
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>>2455255
Let's do >>2455311.
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>>2455387
We haven't overtly done anything to make her think we don't have feelings for her, as far as I can tell.

We need to take her to Canterlot and do something special, as other anon's have suggested.
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>>2455255

>You promise not to tell Rarity that you and Pinkie spoke about why she was upset.
>"Pinkie Promise?"
>You aren't exactly sure what that is, but you agree.
>You ask if there's anything else she can tell you about it, causing her to put a hoof to her chin as she thinks.
>"Hmm. Well, she tried saying it had something to do with her business. But I'm not buying it. My guts say it revolves around you. Now, I really gotta get back to work or the Cake's dock my sweets allowance!"
>And with that she bounds off as if the conversation never happened.
>You toss your garbage and head out into town.

What now?
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>>2455394
>>2455372
We still need more info but I we are part of the cause
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>>2455440
let's do this >>2455311
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>>2455461
well, the parts we haven't already done, that is.
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>>2455440
Head to Rarity's, make a small detour of to the Wrap Stall. We need to nip this problem in the bud before it grows troublesome.
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>>2455440
do
>>2455429
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>>2455440
Visit Rarity first. Maybe she thinks we are involved with the wrap mare?
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>>2455440
Rarity keeps fucking up the suit. I just know that's the reason she's upset.
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>>2455481
I do this.
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>>2455500
>Constant delays
>Wants to make the clothes as perfect as possible because she wants to impress us.
We really should have asked Pinkie if Rarity gives everyone their first set of clothes for free.
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>>2455500
Probably
She wants it to be perfect for us but she isn't satisfied with it
That's potentially why she was so stressed on the second day when we arrived there, she was a wreck, remember?
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>>2455535
Maybe ask one of her friends
Twilight or someone else who's easy accessible.
Maybe while going to Rarity
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>>2455440

>You decide to head for the wraps stand, determined to keep wraps mare from becoming a problem.
>You find the stand and sure enough, the original sales mare is there, calling out to passerby and serving wraps to her customers.
>You wander over to make conversation, the ponies around you murmuring as you pass. Seems news of Celestia having an interest in you has spread like wildfire.
>The sales mare sees you and adjusts her visor, putting on a big smile and leaning on her cart when you get close.
>"H-hello again! Come back for some of my delicious wraps?" she bats her eyelashes at you suggestively once again.

Well, you found her. Now what?
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>>2455440

Explore around town, see if we can find wraps mare or the CMC
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Come right out with it. Ask her which wrap was drugged and why.

No beating around the bush.
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>>2455580
Well, let's get right to the point.
Ask why she's so interested in us.
>>2455595
The wrap wasn't drugged, it was a prank. That specific wrap had a soporific effect on people and ponies due to the flowers used in its making.
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>>2455580

Ask her why she didn't warn us about the wrap
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>>2455595
Protip: Last session a different mare was attending the cart, and told you the wrap you received for free was a kind intended to make its consumers feel content and sleepy. It is supposed to induce a pleasant nap.

The first wraps mare didn't tell you this. It may or may not have been intentional.
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>>2455580
"Sure, but why didn't you tell me that wrap you sold me would knock me out?"
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>>2455580
Ask what she wanted to talk about the other day.
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>>2455580
Tell her I'd wrap her AROUND MY COCK

Am I right? Who's with me?
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>>2455580
tell her the prank could have backfired and that as it is it laid both you and Rarity out most of that day.
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>>2455580
I'd scold you about giving me a wrap that had a sleep agent in it without telling me what it was, but in the end things turned out much better than I could have hoped. *wink*
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>>2455631
It had to have been a deliberate machination to prevent us from getting a decent date with Rarity. Drug Rarity, make her fall asleep, make us think she was bored, fuck up her chances with us, Wrap Mare gets us to herself.
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>>2455632
She didn't sell it, she gave it for free because Sweetie said Rarity "might not like their wraps."
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>>2455657
This one. Nobody else is even making an attempt to flirt back. Talk about spaghettimancers.
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>>2455580
Ask what she wanted to talk about the other day.

Flood detection.
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>>2455580
[jensen]
>CRUSH

I know you like me, but the feeling isn't mutual. If you were really interested in me you could just strike up conversation like a normal person, but no, you went full spaghetti and drugged me and my friend. Unless I hear an apology and an explanation, this "relationship" of ours is remaining strictly professional.
[/jensen]
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>>2455675
But this is Rarity Quest, not Wrap Mare Pony Tertiary Character Quest
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>>2455675
why are we flirting with the wrap mare to begin with? aren't we after Rarity and not some street-food slingin' mare?
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>>2455675
This.

Also gives us a chance to throw out a line or two, and get her off our jock. Mostly.
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>>2455675
And she is actually surrounded by customers. We play this right, and she might even get a boost in business.
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>>2455704
ADAM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
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>>2455710
Because that's what you fucking do when someone flirts with you, you autist.

>>2455705
See above.
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>>2455666
My apologies, Satan. Still would've been nice to know.

>>2455657
>>2455675
Really want to do this while ever damn pony in town is watching you?
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>>2455675
>>2455721
>>2455657
Obvious attempt to derail the quest is obvious.
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>>2455736
Yes. Not like it's not socially unacceptable. This isn't Lyraquest.
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>>2455733
yeah yeah, whatever. i don't flirt with someone i don't have an interest in. go play with the wrap mare then.
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>>2455740
See? Even not questing in the piss and in a dead horse, the piss finds its way in the quest.

It's up to each one of us to spot and ignore shit posts.
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>>2455762
But it isn't Wrap Mare quest either.
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>>2455740
No, think about it. We play this right, our social standing won't bring shame to Rarity. Plus, even though we part on good terms with Wraps Mare she won't pursue us as a romantic partner because we aren't interested.
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>>2455766
>i don't flirt with someone i don't have an interest in.

Confirmed for zero tact. You can flirt with someone without having any romantic intentions. It's called being a normal, sociable person.
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>>2455779
Spy boy
Fly girl
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>flirt with wrap mare
>one of the town pones gossips
>Rarity finds out
NO
CUT THAT SHIT OUT
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>>2455580

>You aren't in the mood for pleasantries
>"So why didn't you tell me that wrap would make the eater sleepy?"
>Her smile falters, and she rubs a hoof over her other hoof, "I-I thought I did? I'm sorry, what happened?"
>You shrug and smile non nonchalantly, "Well, don't worry about it. Things turned out better than I had hoped in the end."
>She looks at you a little confusedly, your smile perplexing her perhaps.
>It's your turn to lean on the cart with an elbow, "So, what did you want to talk about yesterday anyway?"
>She blushes as she remembers, "O-oh! That. Well, I was just wondering what you were doing. Taking a shower. At Rarity's boutique." She looks down at her cart with a sigh, "You don't have to tell me though. I...have an idea what you were doing there..."
>She seems....sad.
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>>2455779
What backwards-land did you come from
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>>2455773
But it could be!
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>>2455774
>>2455779
I don't get what you guys are trying to achieve with flirtations and such? What do you seek to gain by trying to get close to Wrap Mare?
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>>2455794
Hey, don't look so down. I might be a little busy as far as romantic interests are concerned, but I haven't seen anything so far to rule out the possibility of a threesome.
Followed by a smirk.
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>>2455794
Tell her the truth - nothing happened between us.
She clearly wants nothing malicious - just us

Let her have her fun
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>>2455794
Tell her she's a nice pony but your heart is elsewhere.

We don't need to explain to her "what" we were doing at Rarity's because it's not her business.
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>>2455794
Tell the truth
We ain't risking this. Rarity is already had problems probably because she thinks we don't love her. This will only ruineverything if we try anything else
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>>2455794
Fucks given: 0
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>>2455794
Too bad for her, honestly. Also this: >>2455829

stop trying to fuck the wrap mare
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>>2455804
Closer? On romantic terms, not at all. Friendly terms, by all means.

There's also nothing here to preclude an anonxrarityxwrap mare scene.
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>>2455794
Well, regardless of how it turned out, if we hadn't had that nap that day, we wouldn't have been awake enough that night to take care of her sister and her friends who had their sleepover that night. We should actually be thanking her. As for the shower, we were a mess after making breakfast with those three little scamps, and we had neglected to bring a change of clothes.
But the heart lies elsewhere.
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>>2455794
Honestly explain that you were helping with the CMC. You stayed the night because you were exhausted.
>>2455819
We should break it off with her before she finds out from the other townsfolk, just not in public.
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>>2455845
This, and the post he linked

I don't want a common peasant pedalling her wares on the street
I want Rarity
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>>2455865
There's nothing to "break off" though. There is no interest there, breaking it off implies we had interest previously but changed out mind.
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>>2455794
Tell her that we aren't involved with Rarity, but we plan on trying. Try to let her down gently.
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>>2455888
There's interest on her end. Probably not the best choice of words, but downright rejecting her in public and at work is hardly kind.
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>>2455885
Seconded. That's four in favour of this>>2455829, which makes a total of 5.
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>>2455888
SHE does, you insensitive prick. This is what flirtanon was getting at. Tell her we're taken but leave her with the faint possibility of a ménage à trois.
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>>2455794

Tell her the truth about what happened at Rarity's, but make it clear that at this point our heart belongs to another
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>>2455909
Neglecting (in her case most likely deliberately) to tell your customer the wrap they have ordered contains tranquilizer plants is unprofessional and dangerous. We aren't making a song and dance about that, but we don't need to let her down gently. Fuck her, she's worthless.
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>>2455922
No you fool.
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I always imagine these threads are like a room with tons of anons in suits discussing on a round table. It's pretty hilarious really.
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>>2455922
Yeah that's cool, tell the pony who's tried to drug us that we would like to fuck her and Rarity in a threesome. So she can then go and tell Rarity what we said, fucking it all up for us.

Good idea!
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>>2455945
It's called 'not being a total asshole'.

There doesn't have to be an actual threesome, you fucking dolt. The point is to let her know that while we are very busy trying to win rarity over, were she not there she might actually have a chance with us.

hurr.
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>>2455977
Like 12 Angry Men.
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>>2455988
So if someone slipped you a roofie you'd be nice to them anyway? Wow you are a bit naive.
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>>2455939
>>2455922
>>2455888
>>2455885
>Wrap Mare publicly rejected and ridiculed
>Loses business due to misguided attempt at love
>She ends up homeless and hated.
Arguing about side characters on the internet is fun.
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>>2455977
>How do we waifu the white one, gentlemen?
>There is a McDonalds toy Rarity in the centre of the table and a terribly crafted stick man made from tape and twigs that we use to enact possible actions
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It's best to cut the tie clean, folks. No lingering hopes.
Also fucking captcha stop screwing up.
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>>2455977
The room is Questanon's head
Just that I like to think we aren't him
We're like you know the classic Angel/devil on his shoulders just that we never shut up. Ever.
And he has to do what we say for some reason...
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>Aspirant's face when reading all of this
I'm so sorry
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>>2456011
She thought she told us.

WE'RE the ones that failed that roll, anyway.
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WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS
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>>2456016
>What about the Purple one?
>One guy in the corner, who's been pretty silent up until now, rises in his seat
>IMPLYING YOU WAIFU WORST PONY
>discussion descends into bickering
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>>2456036
HE DUG HIS OWN GRAVE
WE ARE HIS CREATION NOW
THIS IS RESPONSIBILITY NOW
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>>2456044
Friendship is 4gaylords
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>>2456016
>>2456031
>>2455977
>>2456044

We seriously need someone to draw this. But who?
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>>2456036
>Aspirant has downed a fifth of vodka since his last post.
>His next post is littered with errors and resentment.
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>>2456074
Well he chose Rarity Quest
Rarityfags are a bit more weird than the rest of the fags
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>>2455794

>"Honestly? I was helping Rarity with something." You decide not to go into details, but you don't want to make this mare feel any worse than she already might be feeling. You're not cruel, you just have eyes for another.
>"R-really?" She says, looking at you hopefully.
>You sigh, trying to collect yourself for what you know you have to do. She deserves to know what's going on.
>You stop leaning on her cart and look her in the eye, and from your expression she can tell the news won't be good.
>"Look, I'm....flattered that you like me. But....no. I'm sorry, but there's someone else my heart is set on."
>She sighs once again, eyes dropping to look at the cart. "I...see." You hear a sniffle as she struggles to prevent herself from crying, "I had a feeling...." She suddenly looks up at you again, the tears receding for a moment, "L-look, if it's about the wrap, I'm sorry! It slipped my mind, I didn't mean it!"
>You tell her that's not the problem while she wipes her eyes.
>"So, you really have someone else?" She gives a small laugh, sadness permeating her every word "Just my luck. Well, you....you tell her, you tell her just how lucky she is. And if she doesn't treat you right, if she doesn't get that....you know where to find me..."
>You thank her for her understanding, and she solemnly waves as you leave, thin streaks of tears running down her cream shaded cheeks.
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>>2456105
>Crying in the town square
I hate all of you faggots.
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>>2456105
I would stride away like a proud motherfucker, just to rub some salt into those gaping wounds.
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>>2456105
Well, on to Rarity's. We've made a grown mare weep into her wraps. Nothing can stop us now.
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>>2456124
You seem bitter. You must have been friendzoned before.
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>>2456074
I learned my lesson about drinking and writing. That and I have no vodka on hand.

>>2456036
Don't worry about it. I find it amusing if anything. One second we're on about 5 responses to a prompt, and suddenly a 30+ post discussion about wraps mare and how to let her down pops up. It's entertaining, and that's what this is mean to be in the end.
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>>2456105
Wow not only I feel sad for Rarity earlier. Now we make her cry in the middle of the fucking town and I fell like shit for an OC in a waifu quest.
I need to drink and rethink my life
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>>2456105
Well, now that's dealt with. Honestly, being truthful was better than leading her on. We should go see Rarity.
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>>2456105
Off to Rarity's.

Prepare our butts for the suit she's probably going to delay again.
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>>2456105
Dude, at least get her name.
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>>2456157
Meant to say that we made Wrap mare cry. Fuck anyway
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>>2456105
I TOLD YOU
YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLES
BUT NO
'THIS ISNT WRAP MARE QUEST'

I HOPE YOURE FUCKING HAPPY, YOU AUTIST FUCKHOLES.
SAY GOODBYE TO BEST ENDING.
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>>2456170
That would only give her hope. We can't give in now.
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Goobbye, best ending!
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>>2456105
>blackmail Pinkie
>make wraps mare cry
We're awful

Also onwards to Rarity's I guess!
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>>2456188
This.
Look we already fucked up a lot. Let's just go forward.

We still have the Canterlot Ace upon our sleeves so we can still fix everything with Rarity if something fucks up.

Warp mare is now just a casualty because of us. We need to man up and go on
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>>2456207
Nothing comes between us and the promise of bedding Rarity!
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>>2456182
>having to share my waifu with another mare
>best ending
WRONG
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>>2456188
It's called being a decent normal person you autistic fuck. Also it earns Kindness sparkles.
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>>2456143
No, I did that to a chick in highschool. Realized how much of a dick move it was later.
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>>2456170

Damn, I can't believe we forgot to ask her name

>>2456105

Nothing to do but head to Rarity's I guess
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>>2456228
FUCK YOU I ALREADY FARMED THOSE AND GOT MY CUTIE MARK
I'M SICK OF KINDNESS SPARKLES
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>>2456228
>let her have hope and lead her on
>when Rarity and us finally become a thing, a long time later, she is crushed even heavier than she is now
No, you're an asshole
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>>2456228
A decent normal person wouldn't call everyone that disagrees with them a sufferer of autism.

Have at you.
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>>2456220
Ever Forward. Onwards to the white horse.
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We told her that we weren't interested in a polite and tactful manner. We did well.
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>>2456255
>letting her down with kindness, tact and sympathy
>leading her on
pick one you autist.
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>>2456170
Well, it's not like she works at a cart in the middle of a street in a busy town. How ever are we going to find her and ask for her name the next time we buy wraps?
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>>2456271
I agree. It's not our fault she cried. Some people, or ponies in this case, fall for someone who doesn't reciprocate. We can't pander to every potential when we have our own heart set one someone who DOES reciprocate.
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>>2456105

>You feel sorry for that poor mare as you walk to Rarity's. You aren't going to let this feeling jeopardize your relationship with Rarity, but it always sucks having to let someone down. Especially in public like that.
>You arrive at Rarity's to find her at work on a suit affixed to the human shaped mannequin. Whether it's a new suit or the old one being redone you can't tell from a glance.
>Rarity turns as you enter, smiling and greeting you, "Well, if it isn't Mr. Popular himself!" she motions to the mannequin, "As you can see, I'm making you a more formal outfit to see the Princess in and-"
>She stops, a look of worry coming over her, "Oh my, you look....did, did something happen on your way here? What's wrong?"

Apparently you weren't hiding your conflicting feelings well enough from Rarity.
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>>2456271
No we didn't. We stomped her hopes in the dirt. Whatever that was, it isn't tact.

>>2456256
That wasn't calling people autistic willy-nilly. That was the finest example of what autism really means (lack of empathy, inability to adhere to social norms) I have seen in months.

bravo, you're all certifiably aspies.
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>>2456326
If it was me I'd just come out with it and tell her we had to turn Wrap Pony down but we felt awful because she got upset.

What would hiding it from Rarity achieve?
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>>2456326
Well, you know how you were just joking about us being "Mr. Popular?"
>>
Oh, and, should this thread 404 before we end, we move to next dead horse. Typical procedure.
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>>2456326
WELL GOD FUCKING GOING YOU RETARDS
Shit.
Okay truth or lie?
The truth could let us get us two birds with one stone. Tell her what happend and reveal our feelings for her. The risk is how would she react
Lie, everything returns to status que and then we'lll get bit in the ass later
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>>2456365
Pretty much this. We should be honest with Rarity.
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>>2456380
Or if 4chan goes down again.
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>>2456377
You sound like my idiot brother.

"Well, you know how...?" Never works well and only pisses people off.

"It turns out that wrap mare actually kinda liked me. I had to let her down. it didn't end well. I don't think I handled it as well as I could. I can swear I heard her crying."
>>
I have to say this quest is markedly worse than the quest we had on Tuesday/Wednesday.
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>>2456326
Tell her what happened.
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>>2456337
We let her down just fine. I just think we didn't do it in the right place.

>>2456326
Tell her that Wrapmare was interested in us, but we weren't interested with her. Phrase it so we don't have to mention her name.
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>>2456365
This for sure.
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>>2456430
We've had to make decisions in Moral and Ethical Gray Areas. Those are never pretty.
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Let her know what happened. We have no reason to hide it, and she might take it as good news for her and our potential relationship

I'd rather we got off this topic though so ask what she's working on
>>
When Rarity finds out how mean we were to Wraps, our shit is toast. Rarity wants nothing less than the consummate gentleman.
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>>2456453
I think it's more to do with the anally devastated anons that wanted to threesome wrap pony.
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>>2456326

We should definitely tell her the truth about what happened between us and Wraps Mare.

The only other question is if we're ready to reveal our feelings.
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>>2456485
We'll soon find out if she asks!
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>>2456477
We weren't mean, we were blunt. Far too blunt for the situation, but it's better than leading her on with false hopes.
>>2456482
Like I said, moral and ethical gray areas. Polyamory is one of those gray areas.
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>>2456482
There's the fact that many anons made it look like it was a choice between trying to fuck the wrap mare and spitting ion her face. There was no middle fucking ground with these assholes, and we failed as a result.
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>>2456477
Or she'll think that revealing her feelings for us would just lead her to be rejected as well

Aspirant, why have you forsaken us?
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>>2456493
She won't ask. She's a lady. And if we don't tell her she'll get worried. What if she isn't the one we love? What if she will share the same fate as Wrap mare?
We need to tell her that if we tell the truth.
>>
Can we please focus on the task at hand?
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>>2456531
Aspirant would write it as though she's betraying something and we could press her about it. It's partly what makes him such a good quest runner, he's pretty good at leaving subtleties that we will argue over for eternity until he's board of watching us spit venom at each other.

He's like a /v/ mod.
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>>2456578
>>2456578
He's becoming Junior isn't he?
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>>2456578
*bored
>board
What the fuck... keep it together! It's early as fuck and my brain is failing.
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>>2456594
No, Juniour is just an uneducated twit that keeps playing the "But I was only joking u got trold lol" card.
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>>2456610
I think he meant Jr.
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>>2456610
>Jr
>a bad GM who ever says that
Fuck your shit


Yeah, we're gonna have to tell Rarity what happened, but let's try and not make a big deal of it
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>>2456621
Yeah that
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>>2456594
No not yet

He still has to stop the quest just before Rarity's reaction to become almost Jr
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>tfw there are people here who actually wanted anything other than shutting down Wraps Mare in the pursuit of our true waifu
I don't think this is the right quest for you
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>>2456635
Ah, I will retract my comment then.

I was never bothered about questing until the Pinkie Pie quest, so unfortunately I missed the boat with Jr.
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>>2456526
I'm just going to bring your attention to this again. You DESTROY HER faggots forgot that there are ways to let people down WITHOUT MAKING THEM FUCKING CRY, and WITHOUT TRYING TO FUCK THEM.

Remember this for the future.
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>>2456326

>In the end, you decide to be honest with Rarity. You're already concerned over something hidden bothering her, so why keep secrets yourself?
>You take a seat on the cushioned couch that the two of you napped on the other day, taking a deep breath as Rarity sits herself beside you, appearing concerned.
>You tell her how wraps mare had a thing for you, and you had to let her down. You feel bad about it. She liked you, but you were saving yourself for another.
>Rarity listens intently, and is silent for a moment when you finish.
>"Well," she says slowly, "situations like those are never pretty. But you are one of the kindest people I've ever met. I'm sure you tried to let her down gently."
>The two of you sit on the couch silently for a while, until finally Rarity asks, "You...mentioned your heart was meant for another, yes? Well, good for you! One can only hope to have their feelings so clear cut as that, yes?"
>Her eyes go wide for a moment, "Oh dear, I'm rambling again. I'm sorry." She puts a hoof on your leg in a reassuring gesture, "But if you need someone to talk to, I'm here for you. It's the least I could do."
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>>2456666
Omega Satan, I bid thee welcome.
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>>2456666
I know super Satan I know
They aren't true Rarityfags like you
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>>2456679
Ask her if she wants to talk over dinner.
>>
Guys... do we just come out with it?

Or do we invite her to Canterlot and tell her then?
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>>2456679
Well...I vote to tell her before we fuck everything up.

Or make it a huge surprise with Canterlot
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>>2456679
Oh crap, she thinks it isn't her. Well. Shit.
And if we tell her now it'll just make her feel bad about Wrap Mare.
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>>2456666
We should demand bonus threesome scene with Rarity and Wraps a la the spa twins scene from Pinkiequest.

Hmm, wonder if the Lyraquest guy will write out a bonus scene for that masseuse...
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>>2456679
>One can only hope to have their feelings so clear cut as that, yes?"
Oh boy, is Rarity conflicted?

Let's not push our luck. Thank her, smile, you know the drill.
Let's ask what she was working on. We didn't recognise the suit when we came in.
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>>2456701
>>2456703
Canterlot, definitely. So:
>>2456679
Tell her you'd be honoured to take her to Canterlot this evening as part of your pre-arranged "after suit completion" date. See what she says. We have enough cash for the train tickets, and we are sure Celestia would wine and dine us both.
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>>2456679
That went about as expected. Don't know if we should tell her now, or wait and tell her in Canterlot (assuming she comes with us)
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>>2456695
This.

And then follow up by telling her we seem to have a trip to canterlot coming up, and it'd be a shame to go there with no experience in traversing the grand city. Perhaps if we had a guide, someone who knows the ins and outs of the city...
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>>2456721
The conflict probably comes from us not being a pony. It isn't very classy to enter into a relationship with someone outside your species.
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>>2456730
That all depends on how far Aspirant is willing to go tonight. If we have time, this'd be a good idea, but AFTER the suit is finished.
That'd be more fitting and romantic and shit
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>"One can only hope to have their feelings so clear cut as that, yes?"

Good, she thought we handled it well. I say we just go out and tell her.
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>>2456721
Nah man, she's worried that her OWN clear cut feelings are in the wrong place (us). She's probably a little worried that we will try to let her down gently like we did Wrap Pony so she doesn't want to say. Gives us a wonderful opportunity to make the first move.
>>
Aw shit, squeaky-bum-time
Gotta make some important decisions here
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>>2456754
Well he could quite easily finish the quest before the big reveal (Rarity revealing our finished suit), then make us wait like giddy schoolchildren for the BIG CANTERLOT DATE.
>>
We can check on the suit, and then bring up the whole Celestia thing, and hint at needing a date/guide for the trip. And that she would be perfect for the role.
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>>2456679
Straight out tell her, and then do this >>2456750

I think it would make for a good segue.
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>>2456775
Look let's vote
Either try to make Canterlot perfect when the suit is ready or tell her now
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>>2456815
I vote for the post this guy is voting for.
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>>2456806
This
>>
ALL IN FAVOUR OF CANTERLOT DATE SAY AYE

ALL IN FAVOUR OF TELLING HER NOW SAY NAY
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>>2456851
When will the Canterlot date be? Do we have enough time to plan this shit?
Anyway AYE
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>>2456851
Canterlot date, duh. Have you no sense of Romance?
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>>2456851
Neither. We inquire about the suit, and then hint that we might need a guide for Canterlot and if she knew anyone who might know much about the city and its culture
PLAYFULLY OF COURSE
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>>2456874
And those in favour of this say OOH EEH OOH AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
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>>2456851
I still say we take her out to dinner THEN ask about the Canterlot trip.
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>>2456851

AYE
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>>2456851
NAY
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>>2456874
Look as long as we don't reveal everything right now and get to Canterlot with her you have my bow
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>>2456892
I vote for this.
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>>2456892
Dude this is the 4th quest, the PP quest was 7, we don't want to drag this out too long.
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>>2456679

>You put a hand over her hoof and smile at her, thanking her for her company. She smiles back at you, and you share a moment of peace before she slowly withdraws so she can get back to work.
>Speaking of, you ask how the first outfit is coming along as she dons a set of glasses and takes a needle to the suit.
>"Oh, well, it's finished I suppose. I was just going to make you a new one, fit for your excursion to Canterlot."

I see everyone is voting on what to do next. I shall wait for your desired action(s).
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>>2456679
"I would love to do a lot of talking with you in the very near future. Perhaps on a train to Canterlot? I'll wear the suit you made for me when we see the Princess."
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>>2456913
>>2456874
These, obviously excluding the suit part now we just asked

Maybe tell her that she should pick out a new dress too, because WE CANTERLOT NOW OH YEAH
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>>2456909
Dinner to thank her for the outfit, and then while at dinner request that she comes with us to Canterlot when we visit.
We're going to need more money if we're taking her out to dinner tonight, though. However much is left after that donut isn't going to be enough for a nice place.
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GUYS, HURRY UP. TELL HER NOW, PLAYFULLY INVITE HER TO CANTERLOT WITHOUT TELLING HER, OR INVITE HER OUT FOR ANOTHER MEAL BEFORE WE INVITE HER TO CANTERLOT
>>2456943
We took her to lunch to thank her for the outfit. We did our part.
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>>2456909
Offer to pay for the suit pay taking her to Canterlot with us.
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>>2456909
A suit may not be all I need. Perhaps, someone to show me around the city? I hear it's awfully big, and I'd hate to get lost wandering it...

Raise one eyebrow.
>>
Look let's invite her to Canterlot for the moment. We'll figure it out as it goes.

I say we don't use her suit for the princess. After all it has to be in perfect state for our date
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>>2456955
Wow what a cunt. Offer to pay regardless of if she's coming or not.
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>>2456963
This. Do it.
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>>2456969
>not using her gift to us for in the way she intended
No man, just no.
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>>2456963
VOTING FOR THIS LET'S HURRY IT ALONG.

Obviously ask her how much the suit will cost.
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>>2456986
She intended for us to use it for our meeting with the princess.
We just chose another princess.
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>>2457001
Oh you smooth bastard, you.
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>>2457001
Smooth, but no
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>>2457001
Why not do both?
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>>2457026
What if something happens to the suit and ruin it
I just not want to risk it
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>>2457052
Look, what's more insulting to a designer: not using the suit for its intended purpose, or attempting to flatter her with her own creation?
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>>2457011
Why not?
We'll find a way to prevent her from not finding out. It's a pretty big risk I agree but if we play our cards right we can win
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>>2456963
Smooth option, wow Rarity, and go to Canterlot. Best of everyone's interests?
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>>2457090
>>2456963
>>2456940
>>2456913
>>2456874

I like these ideas
>>
>everyone has different ideas
>we're all collectively hoping Aspirant picked ours
FINGERS
CROSS THEM
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>>2457141
The people do not know what they want. They need men like Aspirant to given them what they need.
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>>2457141
That's a shaky feel, bro.
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>>2457077
But think about it man. She's designing a suit for our meeting with the Princess. This isn't just a normal order or a fancy party. This is fucking royalty. And probably one of the most important events in out life.
Of course she's going to go all out on it. The best she'll ever make.
And we'll use it for her. Not for the goddess that raise the sun but for little old her, the goddess of our heart.


But really now we should concentrate on how to invite her to Canterlot or all this talk will be for nothing
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>>2457153
We need it
fucking image limit I wanted to post le dick
>>
Aspirant has sudoku'd watching out discussion.

Long live Aspirant.
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>>2457188
She may not raise the sun but she'll raise something else if you know what I mean.
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>>2457188
And the fact that we waste her hard work would make her mad. This is Woman 101 right here.
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>>2457206
rip in peace ;_;
>>
So where the fuck has he gone?
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>>2457210
You know in the off chance >>2457188 happens and she says something about her not being Celestia and raising the sun we have to say that. Fuck the game over it would be worth it
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>>2457275
Maybe he got CAPTCHA banned?
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>>2457275
He's writing our doom.
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>>2456909

>"You know, I don't remember commissioning a suit to visit the Princess in," You remark playfully.
>Rarity stops mid stitch, "W-Well I thought, I mean..."
>Your laughter makes her relax as she realizes it was a joke, "You really must stop doing that, you had me worried!" She smiles before continuing her work.
>Though in a more serious manner you ask how much this one will cost you. You're already getting one for free, fulfilling her tradition.
>"Oh, don't worry about that. You're now a dignitary of sorts, and it just wouldn't do to have you show up in normal street clothes."
>You can't run a business by giving all your product away for free. And besides, weren't the two of you going to celebrate when your other outfit was finished?
>"That can wait until I'm finished with this one," she says, the needle moving fluidly as she sews.

[cont'd field too long]
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>>2457288
If he did, he'd come on Steam and tell us
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>>2457275
>I don't have any vodka
He does now.
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>>2457304
No... he DID have vodka. But it's all gone again.
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>>2457300

>You have the idea of bringing Rarity to Canterlot with you as a guide to social circles and the area, so you decide to ask her in a playful manner.
>"So Rarity, how accustomed are you to Canterlot's social circles?"
>"Well, I'm in a few of them and knowledgeable about which groups you should be in and which you should ignore."
>"How about Canterlot itself? Have a map?"
>"I'm sure I have one somewhere, but I've memorized where the palace and social gathering points are."
>"How much could you cover during a train ride?"
>"I-what?" She stops her work and turns her head slowly, understanding visibly dawning on her with a smile, "You....you want me to accompany you?"
>You simply nod, and suddenly you find Rarity on you, her hooves wrapped around your neck in a great hug
>"Thank you! Thankyouthankyouthankyou!"
>You can only laugh and hug her back briefly, before she realizes her actions and excuses herself, letting goand standing in front of you.
>"You won't regret it, I promise!"
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>>2457315
Any other actions, or would you care for this to be the stopping point tonight?
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>>2457315
Ah yeah, we done good.
>>2457330
I am fine for stopping it, we'll see what the other anons say.
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>>2457315
Ask her if she wants us to treat her to dinner tonight.
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>>2457330
This might be the best stopping point. We'd fuck up if we kept going.
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>>2457349
Laying it on too thick there, son.
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>>2457315
I can think of nopony I'd rather accompany me than you, Rarity.

>>2457330
Probably a good stopping point if that's the consensus
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>>2457330
Could we ask when the suit is ready? An estimate so we know when we'll leave?
If not we should end it now.
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>>2457315
>>2457349
Wait, no, I meant to say "Ask her if she wants us to treat her to dinner tonight."
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>>2457393
To much bro.
Better wait for Canterlot
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>>2457382
I'm pretty sure the next quest will start with the canterlot suit being done. She's already said the original suit is finished.

We need to move the pace along a bit, not a lot has happened. The Canterlot date could take easily another 3 quests, making a total of 7 or so.
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>>2457349
>>2457393
Did I really just repeat myself? Let's stop.
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>>2457315
Dinner and breakfast
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>>2457419
Yeah bro... I agree.
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I'd like a bit of closure I guess on this quest
But I'm fine with stopping tonight. No dinner, that's too much
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>>2457414
True

I'm just asking so we can have time to plan this shit.
We should make it special. Really special.

I'm probably annoying right now so I'll stop.
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>>2457462
We'll have to deal with the production of immense amounts of spaghetti in the presence of both the object of our desire and the god princess of the entire pony continent, then we'll have to deal with Rarity mixing us with the social circles, and we'll have to fuck her as well. It's going to be tough.
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>>2457503
We might even meet Luna, who just so happens to have a massive fetish for human cock. Imagine that?
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>Rarity asks you to stay a bit longer, double checking her measurements and asking for opinions on colors. In the end you let her decide, she is the fashion expert after all.
>As it gets late, you remind her to get some sleep before standing, preparing to leave.
>Rarity sets down her needle, removing her glasses and rubbing an eye with a hoof, "Yes, you're right. I'll make sure there are no distractions this time however. you will have your suit in a couple days at most. I'll use a dress I've been hiding away for a few months now, saved for an appropriate occasion."
>Rarity walks you to the door, opening it for you. As you turn to leave she uses her magic to tug on your shirt. You crouch down and she gives you a hug.
>"I know you've had a rough day, but thank you. You've done so much for me. First my parents, then Sweetie's sleepover, and now this. I...," she sighs, "Thank you."
>She lets go and you stand back up, "I will see you in a couple days at most. You'll be the talk of Canterlot when we stroll in, looking absolutely fabulous!"
>You share a laugh with Rarity, and she stands in the doorway waving to you as you head out into the evening light.
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>>2457522
>not slobbering over her
Rats
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>>2457522
Damn, she didn't kiss us on the cheek or anything.
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>>2457503
It's not just about that man.
We need to find a place that she wants. I still say just a normal dinner at a fancy restaurant won't be enough. Make it unforgettable. We need a place that is special for her.
That's why I say we need to ask her friends what she would want. Or at least something that we know she'll love. Maybe ask Twilight since she lived in Canterlot.
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Feels good ending on a high note
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>>2457503
>rough fucking
I can smash to this.
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>>2457522
And that's it for tonight then.

I hope everyone had fun despite the turbulence with wrap mare.

Our next session looks to take place on the way to and in Canterlot, so get ready for some bonding with Rarity and social shenanigans!

>>2457552
You'll see anon, you'll see.
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>>2457577
Let's just try to not get Italy involved okay?
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>>2457577
Thanks Aspirant! What a session... glad it ended well.

When's the next one planned for?
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>>2457577
Thank you for quest, based Aspirant!
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>>2457577
>turbulence
Nigga we were divided on everything

We should start forming camps...bands of anons fighting over the waifu
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>>2457614
Did this happened during Pinkie quest
I missed that.
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>>2457614
I think once we got over Wrap Mare being let down the anon that was anally annihilated left, because the discussion suddenly turned objective and methodical again.
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>>2457599
Well, whatever day works for the participants. Tuesday seems to be an alright night, though if that doesn't work for most people I am able to move it around.
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>>2457639
If you start a bit earlier it would be great
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>>2457577

Thanks for taking the time out to quest
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>>2457639
Tuesday sounds fine. I'll keep my eye out for the announcement in the general or on steam
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>>2457639
How about monday? I close tuesdays, which means I would have gotten home... two hours ago.
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>>2457639
Any day works for me since I'm an yuropoor but I need to leave around 2 AM 4chan time so if it ended before that it would be great
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>>2457651
Yes, tonight got delayed a bit, sorry.

>>2457659
>>2457602
No problem! I'm still surprised people like what I do, but y'know I'll keep on doing it so long as people are having fun. MLPG has made me laugh and feel a bunch, it's only right I pay it back.

>>2457663
I can't do Monday nights, social obligation. I could move to Wednesday if that works for everyone.
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>>2457692
It's 06:44 in the UK. God damn I am tired but Rarity is worth it.
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>>2457699
still close wednsdays. and thursdays.
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>>2457708
Yeah I'm GMT+2 so I only have to wake up at 4 AM if it starts at 9.

Rarity is worth it no matter what
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>>2457708
That feel
It's nice to see you made it through with me
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>>2457741
Oh damn, fellow Britanon. Now comes the time were we must decide to sleep now for a few hours at the most, or try to stay awake all day and feel like utter shit through it.
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>>2457764
We can make it through until tonight. We can do it.
That 1pm nap? Just a couple of hours, we'll be fine!

Every fucking time
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>>2457708
>>2457731
>>2457734
>>2457741
>>2457764
>>2457779

Wow, you guys are dedicated.

I think I could run one this Monday night.
Let's plan for Monday night 8pm EST for start time then. I'll make it work.

>>2457779
>tfw insomnia probably as a result from questing
Ah well, I'm not doing anything this summer anyway.
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>>2457815
sounds good to me. monday night it is.
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>>2457779
Fuck it, I am going to sleep. My brain is heavy, my vision is blurry, my body is numb and my muscles ache. See you later Britanon.
>>2457815
I will never miss a Rarity quest. I go back to college on Monday, so I will have to be clever with the sleep pattern so I can still come in and do a quest.
>summer quests
Fluttershy should be interesting, or Luna!
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>>2457815
Fuck yes. I'll set my clock to it.
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>>2457815
It's perfect mate. Let's just hope i won't fuck up the alarms this time
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>>2457815
Thanks dude. Can't wait.

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