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old thread: >>2439102

morning crew thread

>hope
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>rape
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>>2442086
Your marker is a slut
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>>2442086
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So!
Would you resist infection by Slutty Mares or would you embrace the transformation?
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>fetishes
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>>2442080
>hope
Do you not SEE the FUTILITY?
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>>2442099
"Unhand me foul bitches!"
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>>2442086
You won this round Smile

But one day that Argentinian internet will fuck up
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>>2442086
6 POSTS
PWAH
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>>2442109
Good.
It's more fun to resist at first.
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>>2442119
That would imply I'm capable of giving in.
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Witness your doom.
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>>2442099
No, fuck that I like being human and having a dick, however small it may be.
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>>2442110
I like Luna even though I prefer Celestia
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>>2442130
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
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>>2442135
I like her, shes a casual.
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>>2442086
SMILE, can you make a gif of silver spoon clapping in family appreciation day
if it isn't too much trouble
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>>2442135
You're a traitor
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>>2442135
> I prefer Celestia
:3

You have a good taste, anon.
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>>2442135
Would you nap the day away with Luna?
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>>2442150
No fuck you
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>>2442158
NO FUCK YOU
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>lyra will never stalk you while you poop
:(
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>>2442156
>Best princess's sleep schedule fits mine.

Yes. Yes I would.
I'd love to snuggle up with her and rub her wings while we drifted off to sleep.
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>>2442156
>You will never use Luna as a pillow when you go to sleep at 12am
;_;
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>>2442169
>12am
>late

Ok, grandpa.
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Just a reminder.
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>>2442172
I never implied that
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>>2442156
Yes.
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>>2442166
>have friend with vertigo
>come to live with you for a week
>ruptured colon
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>>2442166
>That toilet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2442173
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>>2442106
>Do you not SEE
not well ;_;
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>>2442181

>you will never eat muffins with Derpy
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>>2442181
>you will never tell derpy her eyes are pretty
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>>2442181
Don't worry, futility is EASY to NOTICE.
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>You will never fuck Derpy
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>>2442179
the shaft goes down 15 stories
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Starcraft is a shit RTS.
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>>2442181
I'll be your eyes, Derpy, if you'll be my heart.
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>>2442196
Good sir you dont FUCK Derpy. you make sweet, muffin smelling LOVE with her.
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>>2442142
Right in the archive!
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>you will never eat derpy
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>>2442196
>You will never have Derpy piss all over your cock to wash you clean after you cum inside her
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>>2442199
HNNGGGG
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>>2442201
Sorry, FAD wasn't in the zip I got
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>>2442202
>break your teeth on her ass

no thanks man I'm rather fond of not wearing dentures
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>>2442206
What .zip?
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So, it turns out I have I have about 200 more dollars than I thought this paycheck.

What should I buy?


Also
What is your favorite bad dragon toy

two questions one answer
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>>2442208
How can you tell someone you love them i you wont let them sit on your face with their Booty of Mass Destruction?
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>>2442208
>you will never get to tenderize derpy's ass with your cock
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>>2442095
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>>2442196
>She will never let you rub your dick between her iron buttcheeks
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Is it normal for me to have a huge hard-on for an abused sort of retarded derpy?
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>>2442215
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>>2442219
Marker, I...
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how is everyone this fine morning
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>>2442212
well it was a .7z that someone uploaded to dropbox
it was ~a gig
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>>2442214
>What is your favorite bad dragon toy
I don't have one.

Inb4 >Not having a dragon dildo
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>>2442227
Why am I even still here?
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>>2442214
Buy a horse dildo. Small or medium at first.
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>>2442231
because you rack disciprine
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>>2442227
Im alright, but I've been up all night so I'll be going to bed soon.

Had a good laugh though when I fucked up on DayZ and got stuck with flares out and a zombie on me. Couldnt switch back to my handgun for some reason so I just sat there throwing flares at the zombie's head while he slowly ate me.
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>>2442228
Ah yes, that.

Google didn't show any results for anything SMILe did for FAD, which is really, really annoying.
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>>2442227
I haven't seen any rape or fanfiction discussion today. Nor have I seen anyone say "do you even watch the show".

Actually, I haven't seen any discussion of the show for that matter.
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IT'S TIME FOR A PART MLPG

AND YOU'RE ALL INVITED

SPIKE, DROP ME A FUNKY ASS BEAT, I'M ABOUT TO DROP THIS SHIT
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>>2442222
you're spending the most sexually potent years of your life at your computer masturbating to the thought of somebody abusing a mentally disabled, cross-eyed, tiny anthropomorphic horse who is a cartoon character in a television show made for gradeschool-age children.

yes in 2012 that probably passes for normal.
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Lesson Zero helped me find my mind control fetish.

I got an immediate and raging erection the second the 'want it need it' spell came into play, and I masturbated furiously throughout the 'town goes nuts' scene

Thanks, MLP
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>>2442240
>time for a part

um

ok
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>>2442244
if I masturbate to her enough will she become pregnant in the show
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>>2442244
I fucking love the world we live in.
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ATTENTION HORSEFUCKERS

Would you buy a mare vagina that had a mechanism that made it wink?

Or a horsecock with a flared head that would sort of pulse outward?
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>>2442237
>I haven't seen any rape

Deaf had to defend himself again earlier tonight. No fanfiction discussion that I saw, but some of the my little fetish guys showed up for the end of the last thread. The fanfiction crowd is pretty much the same guys
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>>2442244
There has been no point in human history that has been 'normal'
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>>2442240
OH MY GOD JC A PARTY
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>>2442244
Sorry, you misinterpreted my.
I want to waifu an abused derpy
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>>2442260
Hey, how bout you complete a.
Before you start another?
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>>2442244
>implying anyone here considers himself or anything he does as "normal"
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>>2442244
>Implying he isn't already 80
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>>2442244
As opposed to you, who just jerks off at the thought of fucking a pasted colored horse.

SO NORMAL.
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>>2442264
You fucker.
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>>2442262
No shit. it's been nearly 2 months.
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>>2442264
Sorry anon i have the dyslexias

Sorry, you misinterpreted me.
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>>2442244
>spending the most sexually potent years of your life
>most sexually potent
That explains everything.
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>>2442265
>That picture
PFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>2442262
sad frog?

more like

SLOW FROG
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>>2442244
This is truly a great time we live in
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>>2442271
>>2442280
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>>2442255
"Normal" is a pointless term. It lacks a concrete definition. It is merely what most people think most other people consider normal at any given time and place.

It does not in any way define what is good or bad, right or wrong. Nor even necessarily what most people actually do when they think others can't see them.
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>>2442282
>one of them has turned to a human

>well, we can't not fuck
>you're right
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>>2442283
Good?
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>>2442284
All of the day bro
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>>2442284
why does JJ put a tittle on his 1
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>>2442287
And yet I'm always called an autistic by others by how I think and act.
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this thread sucks
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>>2442283
That's a good thing.
I hope that never happens again.
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>>2442284
lol
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>>2442262
has there been any fucking hint of info about season 3?
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>>2442290
They are just kissing anon, there's no fucking in that picture

It's just a lovely sisterly kiss to greet eachother in the morning
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>>2442301
Only on 4chan I presume. It's a term that gets thrown around a lot here, often without any particularly good reason.

Don't take it seriously.
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>>2442301
Hahaahahahahahaha
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>>2442309
no
for all we know season 3 was cancelled a month ago
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>>2442310
Huh.

I should tell my 11 year sister of this development.

That's one way I'd like to wake up.
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>>2442302
Well, /co/ sucks.
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>>2442301
fuck off sentenal you autistic shit stain
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>>2442309
There has been since September
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>>2442302
>man, this thread is pretty shitty, I wonder how this could be fixed?
>I know, I'll put on my trip and start shitposting and whining

filtering cunts like you is always fun
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>>2442301
Shut up sentenal
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>>2442322
Make sure to record it so we can all enjoy it with you
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>>2442322
Isn't she a bit young? Or are you 11 too?
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>>2442331
Yes, please do.
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>>2442331

>>2442322

>pedophiles pls go
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>>2442328
There is no way to fix this thread.

That's why you are in quarantine you elitist fuck
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>>2442332
>not having a 20 year gap between you and your brother
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>google "sex toys"
>first result is Amazon

what
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You will never be a mare in a pretty dress ;_;
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>>2442302
how many gpus did you have to burn to get that trip

i liek it
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>>2442351
I was thinking the same thing
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If there are girls in the General, does it mean they masturbate to lesbian horses too? Can you imagine Reu doing that?
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>>2442345
Back to the sea of piss with you, brony
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>>2442351
Gpus?
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>>2442345
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>>2442368
>he thinks trips are generated on the CPU
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>>2442363
>Brony
>Implying i like whatever it is this board does
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>>2442361
>Implying there are girls in the General
...but if there are, why not?
Mares are so hot, I'm sure even straight girls could masturbate to them.
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>>2442351
Clearly not many. It's not even case sensitive.
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>>2442361
I know there's been anons asking for femanon on stallion action. Whether or not they were female or not is the question, of course
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>>2442381
Ahahahahaha
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>>2442351
More importantly, what software did you use?
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would you get in line with the rest of ponyville to fuck applebloom for 5 bits
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>>2442392
MTY
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>>2442382
Could also be autogynephiles I suppose.
But I guess there must be girls coming in here every now and then.
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>>2442395
I'd buy her outright and pick her up and return her to her family
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>>2442400
>tfw I'm an autogynephile

and now you know why i've never fapped to horse
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>>2442395
I'd get in line to fuck any p0ny for 5 bits.
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>>2442402
Where are her front legs?
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>>2442414
but what if pony doesn't want to get fucked?
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>>2442408
it's her family who put her out there.

you see how much they need the money, and applejack and big macintosh do more work on the farm

she consented. anything to help the family, right?
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>>2442381
~40^9 permutations
2.6*10^14
that's still a lot son
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>>2442413
>and now you know why i've never fapped to horse
No, that doesn't really explain anything.

There's a lot of lesbian and M/F pony porn.
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>>2442402
Man, I'm going to the special hell.
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>>2442414
not if i fucked any p0ny first faggto
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>>2442402
then why did god make them so fucking sexy

it's not fair i just want to impregnate them all
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>>2442420
Then why would they offer to let people fuck them for 5 bits in the first place?
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>>2442423
Then the money I paid to buy her should be more than enough.
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>>2442424
>tfw not understanding a shit.
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>>2442424
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>>2442423
Then it's consensual. She is merely offering her services for a fee.
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>>2442435
Yep!

For today.

But guess who's back out in ponyville square tomorrow, a line of eager stallions growing and excited to be pleasured by the increasingly skilled filly...
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>>2442447
Me, in her stead.
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>>2442447
>chain her up in my basement
>now she can't be abused anymore
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>>2442447
And she'll get more varied practice than with just Big Macintosh.
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>>2442459
It's not abuse if you're paying her!
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>>2442400
>autogynephilia
>auto
>self
Then I don't have it.
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>>2442361
>still believing Reuniclus is a girl
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we ded?
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ded
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All the ponies should just have cutie marks in dick riding. because that's the only thing they are good for.
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WE ARE THE DEAAAAAAAAAAAD
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>>2442494
>>2442497
haha
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>>2442472
It means getting off to imagining yourself being a girl. (and presumably doing stuff, either with other girls or with dudes)
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>>2442498
You did what I fucking say just about sexual intercourse, you are mostly female? I cut confirmation of more than 300, and there will be I will I will have been involved in the raid secret of many on the Al · Quaeda and, you know graduated from the top of my class in the Navy Seals I have. I I have been out of the top U.S. military sniper whole of the war and trained gorilla. You are one target is no longer anything to me. I have not seen you before on this earth to be precise, which wiped out the sex to love, to mark the words of my shit. What do you think can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet you? I think the guy again. Has now been traced I have been in contact with my secret spy network between the IP and the United States as we speak you have a good storm, so that you can prepare maggots. The storm clears the poor little thing called your life. You are dead, the children shit. I can be anywhere, anytime, I can kill you in more ways than one hundred seven, but it's just my bare hands. Not only, I have trained extensively in unarmed combat, I'm your little shit off the face of the continent, and you have access to the weapons of the entire United States Marine Corps disastrous to wipe your ass, you'll be using it to its fullest. If you only can be known or retaliation was about a little ridiculous comment "smart" is to bring down to you, you had held your tongue shit maybe. However, you are paying the price fool you redneck white guy, and now could not be you, but you did not. I am the anger of shit than you, you addicted to it. You are shit you died.
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>>2442498
>dicks
>not scissoring
dyewts
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>>2442505
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>you will never have, at a base, subconscious, and instinctual level, the desire to get fucked until your pregnant
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Have you heard the good news sir?
Have you heard about the magic of friendship?
It is a the path to salvation and harmony.
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>>2442502
I know, google is a thing.
>image of yourself
Fractal boner killer, zoom in on any part of it and it's as horrible (at least for me) as the whole.
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>>2442505
This actually sounds like something TSG would write
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>>2442514
I wonder if girls imagine what it feels like to have a penis
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>>2442494
>>2442497

hopefully, I don't wanna recognize that hiatus has already come.
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>>2442516
>It is a the path to salvation and harmony.
Sounds gay as fuck, where's my damnation and eternity of torture?
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>>2442516
salvation? From what? Daleks?
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>>2442524
That would be autoandrophilia I guess.
I'd be surprised if that doesn't exist too.
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>>2442532
From fapping to shitty human porn?
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>you will never be a beautiful happy trans person that knows what it's like to have a penis AND a vagina.
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>>2442530
>Sounds gay as fuck, where's my damnation and eternity of torture?

Different strategies for different times. You try to lay on the emotional good stuff when evangelizing. The sermons about Tartus can come later. I am tempted to create a fake MLP religion and pamphlets in case Mormons bug me.

But god help us. If we create a religion as a joke, the rest of the bronies would take it seriously. Remember fluffy ponies?
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>>2442530
Why are cats so funny? They are almost as perfect as marshmallow ponies
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>>2442541
>beautiful happy trans person
>futa
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>>2442536
>fapping
Oh, this. Remember how many anons claimed MLP made them lose the urge to masturbate? >tfw it was a pupal state of horsefucking, lingering in their minds, crushing their sanity
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Changelings are OP.
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>>2442505
oh my god guys, is this for real? im shitting my pants here
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>>2442541
>you will never be a cosmic caterpillar that knows the joys of having neither
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>>2442561
I don´t give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to hellish end. i´ll put you in so much fucking pain that it´ll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don´t give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. i´ll fucking show up at your house when you aren´t at home. i´ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You´re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you´ll have a fucking heart attack. You´ll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you´ll see when you´re being put under in the operation room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you´ll be scared for fucking life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You´ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when ou walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i´ll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how i´d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It´s too fucking late to save yourself, but don´t bother committing suicide either... I´ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you agains myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
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>>2442556
Yeah, same thing happened to me. I hardly had any urge to fap for a month after I first started watching.
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>>2442561
Seriously?
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>>2442556
That was actually my theory. MLP is inherently sexual and that period of not being able to get off to human or pony is just a transition phase.
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>>2442572
your a fucking faggot bro... go jerk off your father while rubbing your
mother's (who happens to be your fathers sister) tits, you inbred
piece of shit... go make something of your miserable existence on this
planet you little pussy. i know an autistic person who would kick the
living shit out you... go watch your fucking gay, shitty, old people
show because that shit is gay
basically man, id suggest killing yourself. seriously dude ud be doing
the world a huge favor. gun store
find the nearest gun store... by a small, cheap handgun (because your
probably a dirt poor piece of shit), write a letter to the world saying
how your meaningless existence really wasnt helping the world
much... put the gun you bought to your mouth, pull the trigger... and ill
throw a party and dance on your grave... you fucking faggot. enjoy
being a nobody for the rest of your life until you finally have the balls
to kill yourself pussy... u wont do it
i will rape you both anally and annually... you will have an annually
raping that will hurt... im going to stick a lead pipe with barbed wire
up your cock hole and asshole and rip out the pipe so you can enjoy
removing the barbs you fucking faggot.. ill rape you and rape your
corpse after i rape you to death.... faggot... ill come slit your fucking
hroat in the middle of the night after u watch me rape ur mom
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>>2442575
We all know that feel, anon
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>>2442561
Looks like generic copy & paste texts.
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>>2442578
>>2442556

So, the ponies give them that feeling of female-ness that they normally get from masturbation fantasies?
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>>2442575
As I know, that was commonplace in earlier times, when pony was still fresh, or just not as rotten as now. I can't check it on myself, since I don't masturbate.
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>>2442587
I don't.

I STARTED watching this show because I masturbated to the characters so much that I figured I'd give it a chance.
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Rollin'

Evens - Draw request
Odds - Sleep
Dubs - Vidya
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>>2442577
yes. Can't you see on my face how freaking scared i am?
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>>2442602
Sweetie Belle sexually
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>>2442601
/vp/ pls go

im kiddong you can stay
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>>2442601
I guess you somehow dodged the emotional blow of the show by pre-fapping to the characters then...
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>>2442607
>pic
But... Gardevoir is so sexy...
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>>2442608
>emotional blow
What exactly do you mean?
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>>2442597
Not exactly. Rather, the only reason anyone likes the show is because the ponies are sexually attractive, but they can't fap at first because they're.
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>>2442602

Rarity farting at a fancy party and looking embarrased.
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>>2442605
>Avataring
Reported.
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WHO ELSE IN MLPG LIKES PONIES
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>>2442619
*they're confused.
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>>2442619
>Not exactly. Rather, the only reason anyone likes the show is because the ponies are sexually attractive, but they can't fap at first because they're.

>>2442578
>That was actually my theory. MLP is inherently sexual and that period of not being able to get off to human or pony is just a transition phase.

>inherently sexual
>inherently sexual
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>>2442629
ew lol look at that faggot he likes ponies

haha laugh at him point at him and laugh

I like ponoes
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http://www.deviantart.com/download/307078702/wild_fire_found_an_ariel_atom_v8_by_gonein10seconds-d52
trfy.swf

Also: TAW!!!
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>>2442605
What? WHAT WAS THAT? Sorry I must have misheard, I thought I heard a giant faggot mouthing off at me with something he sure as fuck could never back up, but it must have just been my imagination. Because after I imagined hearing that, I proceeded to imagine how good it would feel to break that persons fucking spinal cord over my knee. I imagined how my next step is usually to rip out one of the persons fucking ribs and jab it straight through their nose into their brain cavity. I imagined pulling that rib back out, and then brainfucking that dead faggot through the new massive hole in his face I created.

But I didn't really hear anything, right? no one would be fucking dumb enough to talk to me like that on here.
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>>2442602
Okay Lk its request time

you workin on that request list
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>>2442636
>liking ponoes
>not liking poanes

are you gay or something
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>>2442619
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>>2442629
I like that pone
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>>2442602
LK draw chubby bug pony
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>>2442644
>poanes
youre opinons are as awful as youre mothers face
ponoes are the only option
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>>2442635
What are you trying to say.
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>>2442648
But LK already drew chubby bug pony
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>>2442642
I haven't done anything off the request list for like 9 months. It's more fun to just take them and do them in-thread.
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>>2442657
>implying there will ever be enough
he even said he wanted to do more
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>>2442629
I don't like ponies but I like raretity
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DOES ANYONE ELSE LIKE THIS PARTICULAR HORSE
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>>2442674
No
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>>2442674
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>>2442674
I think she is a very nice horse.
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>>2442660
In that case...
uh

Who are characters that don't get a lot of art?
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>>2442674
Yes. I like all ponies except for two.
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sticks and stones may break my pones bu- OH MY GOD YOU KILLED PINKIE! YOU HIT HER RIGHT IN THE HEAD! THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD! YOU'RE A MONSTER!
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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What car would AJ use?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KOCsN7yvXn0 kinda related
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>>2442674
applehorse is a really good horse
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>>2442693
ME TOO, SHE IS AT LEAST 4TH-BEST HORSE.

>>2442685
>>2442686
YOU GUYS ARE DICKS
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>>2442696
You'd better not be hating on Trixie
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>>2442645
>Implying there exists something that nobody faps to
I bet there are even people who fap to Dora the explorer...
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>>2442696
WHICH TWO
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>>2442703
>dat neckbeard
EVERY TIME
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>>2442712
Cantdance and Silver Surfer.
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>>2442655

>kids show
>inherently sexual

You're trapped in the insanity that is 4chan. If you were to hear some random guy on the street talking about how a show aimed at 6 year olds was "inherently sexual" you'd think he's some freak.
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>>2442710
Of course there are, that's the point of r34. It's kind of funny how someone pops out on 4chan, of all places, and acts surprised that people masturbate to something that isn't 3dpd.
>>
>you will never slap Mrs. Cake ample posterior
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>>2442721
>posionwood bible
>bad
u wot m8
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>>2442714
Do you consider yourself more attractive?
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>>2442695
That I draw, or what? I haven't really drawn much Dash or AJ in comparison to the others. I haven't drawn a whole lot of secondaries or backgrounds aside from Scratch.
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>>2442721
Shut up. My theory is great.
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>>2442721
I (who by the way am not the person who said that) do not believe there is anything inherently sexual about the show.

I think rather the reason it is so easy to become attracted to the ponies is because they have such likable personalities.

That in turn gradually causes a fetish for their cute pony bodies.
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>>2442721
>Great Gatsby
>great
In name only.
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>>2442721
That's what scary. This show IS like this.
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>>2442721
Or you'd think "what has this world come into".
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>>2442744
> implying that is in any way sexual
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>>2442744
no it isn't

you're applying sexuality to it because people apply sexuality to the really important things in their lives especially if they aren't getting laid
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>>2442744
She's just blinking. How is that sexual?
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>>2442734
I suppose secondaries that don't get any fandom art love.

Like the Buffalos, or Cherry Jubilee, or the miscellenious Apple family (episode 1 introduces a ton of em), The Oranges (You know, applejack's realtives from Cutie Mark Chronicles), the Teen Dragons from Dragon quest... that sort of thing
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>>2442757
That's not even from the show
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>>2442758
apple fritter is such a cutie
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>>2442744
kissu
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>>2442758
>>2442602
LK draw chubby cherry jubilee
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>>2442760
it is. spike-vision
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>>2442728

Never heard of Quentin? /v/ and /lit/ troll. Some handsome, but quiet autistic kid. He spammed "I seriously hope you don't do this" until it caught on as a catch phrase.

http://quentincorp.imgur.com/

If you go through his stuff you'll catch him contradicting himself a few times. Sometimes he's in favour of feminism, sometimes he's not. He just makes his comics to get a rise out of people.

>>2442743

I liked the Great Gatsby when I read it in high school 10 years ago. I can see why people like it. But Quentin is just "some kid". These are just books he read in high school. He's some some scholarly reader or anything.
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>>2442758
Jubilee is an awesome horse. She's like a mix between Rarity and AJ.
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>>2442760
Yes it is. It's from "Secret of My Success".
Do you even watch the show?
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>>2442769
I love these watermarks, so subtle
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>>2442769
i always thought /sp/ created the ISHYGDDT meme. shows what i know.
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>>2442754
>>2442756
>>2442757
>>2442760
Yeah, go on, denial is fun.
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>>2442775
*Secret of my Excess
Do you even watch the show?
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>>2442760
do you even watch the show
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>>2442780
I believe they applied Costanza's face to it.
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>>2442782
>implying you're not just a huge pervert
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>>2442744
Man, If this is the kind of sexual tension in today's furry cartoons I can't wait to see how our youth turn out.
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>>2442760
>>2442768
>>2442775
>go and find it
Well i'll be
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>LibreOffice update available

LET ME GUESS

THIS ONE ALSO WILL NOT FIX THE BUG THAT DISABLES MEDIA KEYS WHILE L.O. IS IN FOCUS
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>>2442726
>you will never slap pony butts
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>>2442769
>Handsome
He looks normal. Not bad, but not good either
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>>2442780
>>2442780
>i always thought /sp/ created the ISHYGDDT meme. shows what i know.

Quentin started the original. He posted a pic of a guy from Mad Men with
>putting "video games" as an interest on facebook
>I seriously hope you guys don't do this

Other boards morphed it, and added Costanza and other things.
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>>2442787
That's what happens when you type quickly without thinking.
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>>2442797
Probably the same as I did.
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hello what
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>>2442797
>I can't wait to see how our youth turn out.
That's going to be glorious.
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Didn't Faust say that ponies only have sex after marriage?
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>>2442800
just write a script to circumvent it
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>>2442802
We butts now?
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>>2442810
We're talking how MLP is turning people into zoophiles.
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>>2442802
Sameass AND sameface?
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>>2442769
Dont you fucking start posting quentin
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>>2442813
Haha, oh you.
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>>2442813
>standard mammallian reproduction
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>>2442819
Can't really deny it.
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>>2442811
>>2442797
>yfw in 20 years the president could have been raised 4chan or Reddit
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>>2442816
OH OKAY

BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO DO THAT
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>>2442813
Well, she did, but that >*wink* might mean something
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>>2442805
>He looks normal. Not bad, but not good either

He's handsome. But I've seen older pics where he looks like a dirty, autistic long haired weirdo. I could never get why a "normal" student like him would troll /v/. Then I read about him. He's quiet and never talks to anyone. He has a stutter and a very quiet voice. Weak and shy. Then it clicked. Trolls like him spend so much time online to fill a void in their lives.
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>>2442819
I don't want to be fucked by an actual horse, only a cartoon one
so I think it's not so clear cut
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>>2442817
That made me laugh harder than I should have
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>>2442817
why boner.
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>>2442824
>implying cartoon horse = real horse
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Is Quentin ITT?
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>>2442813
Yes, ponies only believe in monogamist marital sex.
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>>2442817
MM is the greatest.
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>>2442826
>autohotkey
>just search in the helpfile
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>>2442832
Would you still say that if you found yourself alone in a stable with a nice mare in heat, knowing noone else was around and could catch you?
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>>2442842
Mrs Cake doesn't
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>>2442730
Different anon, but I do consider myself a bit more attractive. At last I'm no insanely fat.
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>>2442730
You can't even see his face on that picture
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I am proud to say that I have never clopped to ponies, and it feels great
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>>2442838
No, not implying that.
But think about it - hasn't fapping to MLP ponies changed how you look at real horses too, if only a little?
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>>2442860
No.
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>>2442858
questions:

1. who the fuck are you

2. shut the hell up
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>>2442848
yes
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>>2442863
DO NOT FUCKING RESPOND
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>>2442858
It feels like nothing.
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I was masturbating to horses long before MLP.
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>>2442839
Quentin is everywhere, Anon.
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>>2442872
chris-chan pls go
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>>2442864
What if she lifted her tail to the side, winking furiously at you, and turned her head around to look at you, giving you a longing look.
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>>2442872
My nigga
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>>2442860
No. Fuck you for even suggesting that.
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>>2442847
Unless you've done this before, something tells me that is LO isn't letting global hotkeys through, AHK won't help.

The real solution is to use LO on Gentoo.
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>>2442821
>Dont you fucking start posting quentin

I swear he made one against bronies. I can't find it. Or was that an edit?
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Edging is very fun.
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>>2442879
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>>2442879
I would still deny her
because at the end of the day she can't tell me how much she enjoyed it as we bask in the afterglow, and I can never cuddle up to her chest lovingly

because she's a horse
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>>2442872
I was too, but MLP certainly increased the volume which I do.
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>>2442872
Same.

And having sex with them, too.
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>>2442882
Try looking at pictures of real horses. Does your penis agree with you?
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>>2442886
>*This quote is supported by Jesus Christ
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>2442890
Very hollow fun. Casual.
>>
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/tumblr-spotlight-dan-vs-fim.html
>Unfortunately, due to computer trouble, he was unable to update for quite a while, he even gave up at one point.

Seth in charge of being relevant
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>>2442891
Ew what the fuck those face veins
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>>2442769
>>2442886
i refuse to believe this stuff is real
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>>2442894
No boner, no

bad boner
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>>2442891
Derpy what are you doing I'm a human
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>>2442899
Is there something like an anti-boner?
I get that when I look at real horses.
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>>2442730
yes and hell yes
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>>2442860
MLP has changed how I see real horses in a non sexual way. I used to think they were hideously ugly creatures.
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>>2442909
It's cute porn, anon. Entirely guilt-free. Feel free to fap, it's okay.
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>>2442904
>autism
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>>2442911
>anti-boner
It's called a vagina
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>>2442894
Why is Lyra borderline retarded?
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>>2442911
Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
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>>2442894
I often pretend that Lyra x Bon-Bon porn is Scootaloo x Sweetie Belle porn.
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>>2442916
I did too. Now I consider them abominations against everything that can be considered good.
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>>2442916
And what do you think of them now?
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>>2442810
TAW
please, ca we has at last a quick and short one ERP today? can be without the prelude. With twins.
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>>2442924
>I don't masturbate to real horse-
>KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT YOU FAGGOT YOU MASTURBATE TO REAL HORSES IF I SAY SO
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>>2442927
>we can still pretend you aren't a pedozoophile
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>>2442839
>Is Quentin ITT?

Quentin was banned from 4chan by his parents. /v/ got so sick of him that they claimed he wanted to shoot up his school. Led to drama with parents and school. Real shame. He was rather amusing. He makes a few youtube videos, but those aren't that great. He has a stutter and is very quiet.
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>>2442860
I've loved horses since I was a kid.
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>>2442923
Lyra is very kawaii in that picture.
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>>2442927
You sick fuck those are children
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>>2442933
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SERIOUSLY?
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You guys know there's an in-between between MLP porn and live horse porn.
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>>2442930
but the prelude for that is part of the fun
regardless, maybe later tonight
or tomorrow

if anybody's interested anyway
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>>2442929
Well foals can be very cute when they're playing around. They still have weird horse faces but I can deal.
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>>2442939
post the rest of that
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>>2442933
I've seen a few timestamps of him after that incident. Apparently he's still here.
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>>2442863
You obviously didn't spend a week generating tripcodes. I'm way more relevant than you
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>>2442939
>comet
Aw shit nigger
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>>2442934
Okay. You were ahead of us then I guess.
I used to not really care about them much.
Now I think they're rather sexy beasts.
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>>2442904

Quentin is a troll. He plays up the Christian Objectivist mindset and strawmen for attention.
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>>2442955
>>2442943

>that one comic on /d/ in which a human man gets raped by two futa centaurs at the same time
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>>2442944
Too risky, have this instead.
http://www.e621.net/post?tags=rating%3Aexplicit+horse+feral&searchDefault=Search
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>>2442958
>>2442955
why would you post two versions of this
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>>2442946
I'm okay with this. We need some real tripcodes in this general, not 4/5/6 character bullshit.
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>>2442963
wut
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>>2442966
>responding
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>>2442940
I'm, but I can't tomorrow :(
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>>2442962
Because it's a series, but I didn't want to shit up general THAT much.
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>>2442937

100%

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/I_seriously_hope_you_guys_don%27t_do_this#Quentin_Himself
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>>2442963
Why thank you! I respect an honest anon. I have a !BestPonEFM trip if anyone wants it
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>>2442980
>ED
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>>2442939
>>2442961
Oh my. She is a nice horse.
I like that horse.
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>>2442936
uuunnnffff

reminding me how awful and perverted and taboo and sick my sexual interest in little fillies only makes my penis harder
>>
So I assume LK is drawing a chubby jubilee due to earlier shenanigins

post it when your done

do it
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>>2443013
Cherries Jubilee is already chubby. That is the same as drawing a normal Cherries Jubilee.
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>>2442980
I feel bad for him, he didn't deserve that.
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>>2443026
What if she's double chubby?
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>>2443034
Is that possible?
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>>2443038
>Is that possible?
nigga this is LK, she could be quadruple chubby, no problem
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>>2443038
Ross
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I just noticed that smartypants makes an appearance in the flashback scene of ACW1
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>>2442980

>ED

right now i'm going to show you a link. it'll hopefully convince you to never visit there again.

http://encyclopediadramatica.se/Lulz
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>>2443043
Don't be silly Anon. Ross can't draw.
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>>2443061
>That picture
Stopped reading there
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>>2443061
>explodingyellowvan.gif
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>>2443061

>But truly epic lulz come from raids and invasions.

Fuck I forgot this website existed.
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>>2443061
ED is still /b/tards, after all.
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>>2443085
Twilight to Dragon.
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>>2443085
That could have been cute but
>That face
>That anatomy
>That latex coat
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>>2443085
>I love you more than I love to learn

now I KNOW that's shopped.
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>>2443061
I think I thought this page was funny when I was 14. It's kinda sad when someone links to ED and their new pages still have the same [[unfunny]] memes. I can see why their original host dropped them.
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>>2443013
>>2443026
>>2443034
> Ross, Ross everywhere

fucking fatfags
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>>2443085
that looks fucking terribad
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>>2443085
Thanks Twily
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>>2443099
>>>/mlp/
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>>2443087

I haven't been to /b/ since my larval stages, but I didn't think it was THAT bad, since this is 2012 and all.
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>>2443104
>suck my dick
Even /mlp/ has standards
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>>2443061
It can be useful for learning about people like Chris-Chan. That's pretty much it, though.
>>
>sister walks in
>masturbating to this http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/857135
>I turn to her
>hid my boner but don't tab out
>she stammers out the question she meant to ask me than turns around and leaves after I answer, her eyes never leaving my computer monitor

shit do i talk to her about it or pretend it never happened
>>
>every dissenting opinion is ross

Hey you stupid fucks, i'm allowed to have shitty opinions too.
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>>2443119
First find out if she has a dick
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>>2443119
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>>2443119
All you had to do was fucking hit ctrl+w
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>>2443119
l2lockyourdoor
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>>2443099
>insulting LK's glorious fetish
>comparing it to Ross's slobby garbage
Get out.
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>>2443127
>tfw that's my screenshot
I love those checkboxes
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>>2443128
Or win+D
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>>2443119
>>2443127
ahahaha that's what you get for being huge perverts
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>>2443112
>for learning about people like Chris-Chan
holy fuck no
his trolls are worse than him
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>>2443119
does she want


to see more
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>>2443128
>crtl-w
>close the tab
oh so she could see this http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/851473

or this

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/735692

fantastic

>>2443129
Don't have a lock on my door. She usually knocks...
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Would you put a note on a pone's back saying "Kick me" and then run away giggling?
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>>2443119
>her eyes never leaving my computer monitor

hahaha

hahaha

hahaha

oh wow.
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>>2443144
That's what I'm hoping. Read: fantasizing.

She looked more intrigued and confused than disgusted
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>>2443145
ctrl alt del

Dumbass
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>>2443127
where can I find this collection of futa rarity?
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>>2443145
You're pretty dumb.
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>>2443161
My hands were slightly occupied at the moment.
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>>2443145
ctrl+t
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>>2443145
did she realize that you are fucking horsefucker?
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>>2443119
My brother walked in when I had a couple of fat drawings out. He was pretty young back then so I just did the trick of pretending it was nothing.
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>>2443157
>tfw i dont have a sister who might be into futa
>):
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>>2443166
>not having a panic button under your desk which opens a screenshot of a word document and a browser in fulscreen
>any year
>>
Reminder: a new MLPGDND campaign will begin in three hours. New rules need testing so I hope to see some new players.

That is all.
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>>2443171
Well, she'd need to know about MLP. If she didn't she'd just assume her brother is gay, or whatever normal people assume about people liking futa.
>>
>tfw nobody in your fucking house knows how to knock
>tfw fetish drawings on your main monitor
>tfw your monitor is a 32" HDTV
Good thing I'm quick on the Ctrl-t
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>>2443171
No.

I mean, she knows I like the show, but the conversation never went beyond "You really like that show? Huh."
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>>2443166
WIN D
WIN D
Practice it until your fingers bleed.
It will save your life someday.
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>>2443183
care to elaborate?
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>>2443183
where can one find those new rules?

I never tried DND
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>>2443189
Well, now she knows why.
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>>2443166
>not directly punching your monitor
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>>2443188
>That feel when I can hide my dick and hit ctrl+t or w in a split second
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>>2443183
about how long do you expect the session to run?
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>>2443189
That's hilarious...
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>>2443119
Tell her you're gay but are finding it hard to get past the social stigma, justifying futa
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>>2443198
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>>2443178
>tfw only child
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>>2443215
>Tell her you're gay but are finding it hard to get past the social stigma, justifying futa

Fuck that. Just say "Chicks with dicks are hot"
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>>2443217
>that feel
[VGTG]
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>>2443205
>tfw Ctrl-t - face - down arrow - enter
I wonder if they'll catch on to the fact that I'm always on the facebook main page when they barge in.
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>>2443188
>that feel when you masturbate to horse porn on a massive flatscreen in your living room.

>that feel when your roommate walks in, takes a second to realize what's going on, and starts taking his pants off

>that feel when you finish each other off

that feel is actually really REALLY fucking weird. having casual sex and sharing all your fetishes with your best friend for years is strange as fuck
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>>2443135
> elitists faggots in the thread

so cool and edgy
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>>2443226
you and your tupla pls go
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>>2443198
"Hey anon, you riding your ponies in there?"

If this was real, he'd have some interesting family conversations around the holiday dinner table.

"How come you don't have a girlfriend yet, anon? Do they all say neigh?"
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>>2443231
Get the fuck out.
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>>2443221
BUT THEY NEVER UNDERSTAND
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>>2443233
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>>2443233
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>>2443233
If...if she ever does that to me...she's fucking dead.

and all she saw was three teenage girls with dicks in a circle

nothing pone related about it at all, far as she can tell.
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>>2443226
Anon no. You're making me imagine doing that with my best friend. Over the years I've actually become pretty familiar with his fetishes. I've never revealed mine.
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>>2443241
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU GAY AS FUCK YO
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>>2443231
Still better than tripfags
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>>2443244
I grow tired of this conversation.
Post more teenage futaloo.
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>>2443233
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>>2443246
It's actually pretty fucking scary. I mean, I was all "it's just sex what's the big dea just two bros whateverl" for the longest time but now...

Maybe I'm just autistic
>>
>>2443221
>>2443248
SEE WHAT I MEAN
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>>2443233
"stop nagging me"
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>>2443257
Disgusting low quality
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>>2443268
Yeah, tell her to quit riding your ass.
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>>2443269

Gah. The colors are so bright. I had to shield my eyes.
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>>2443269
3SATURATED5ME
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>>2443269
Disgusting colour correction
>>
I just don't see what about liking penises isn't gay.
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>>2443268
>>2443271
Quit horsing around you two.
>>
As we speak, Smith is awakening. Be careful, anonymous.
>>
http://askthechangelingprincess.tumblr.com/post/24613008299/now-i-am-very-very-happy-i-decided-that-
princess

haha

also:
> some retarded no-contributing tripfag posts some shit
> nobody is replying to him

Someone stole the autism from out threads? We are q1 of 2010-2011 again?
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>>2443295
I have him filtered
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>>2443295
>We are q1 of 2010-2011 again?
you wish
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>>2443298
>filtering
>2012
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>>2443305
>I love eating shit
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>>2443298
the 4chanx updates broke my list so many times now that I gave filtering up completely
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>>2443308
>i'm too autistic to ignore something
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>>2443314
>>
If you filter how can you report? Pretending something doesn't exist won't fix anything.
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where are the cute ponies
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http://r34ponyconfessions.tumblr.com/post/24655795119/im-honestally-surprised-by-all-the-chrysalis-a
rt

> bugfags
>>
>>>/adv/10055674

This fucking thread.
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>>2443326
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA CUTE PONY AT
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>>2443323
>reporting people for tripfagging
>wasting moderators time
>enjoy your ban
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>>2443323
On 4chan it does.
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>>2443323
I rarely report, when I do it's normally porn or gore or something.

Trying to get someone banned on an anonymous website is silly, the whole process of banning is silly when some people have dynamic IPs and some don't. It's like giving the dynamic IP users the right to shitpost and the blame falls on some random person on their subnet/at their university.
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>>2443323
>push sweetie belle's face into the mud
>unzip your pants, intent on having that sweet marshmallow butthole all yours
>then you finally notice a semiflaccid stallion cock hanging between her legs
>you pause
>you can't take your eyes off it

>you're now laying on your back in, deepthroating sweetie belle as she pistons back and forth, giggling
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>>2443328
I wonder how many people who hate MLP have these tumblrs followed just to laugh at this kind of shit.
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got my swag on
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>>2443357
95% of those are just people taking a piss
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>>2443357
nwhaahahah
so pathetic
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>>2443357
I wonder how many people just submit bullshit to that for a laugh
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>>2443349
unf
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>>2443349
I suppose you think you aren't a faggot too.
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>>2443349
>implying I would suddenly switch from dom to sub
Do you even bedroom? I'd be fucking her tight marshmallow asshole while maybe giving her a reacharound.
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>>2443367
He gets what he deserves. This universe is truly righteous.
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Have you licked a pony's thigh yet today, MLPG?
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>>2443400
But I don't have any ponies.
>>
we ded
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Ha ha, time for bed.
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>>2442946
That picture is giving me a huge boner
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>>2443414
Oh balls, I forgot that neckerchief thing. Oh well.
>>
MT, you here?
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>>2442943
>deleted image

DAMMIT

THAT THUMBNAIL LOOKS SO GOOD TOO
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>>2443422
No.
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>>2443414
Dammit LK
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>>2443449
Seriously, why do you screencap everything you see? Don't you have another thing to do?
>>
Would you a Gillou
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>>2443414
first you scare the living shit out of me
then you give me boners for pudgy cherry horse
keep it up
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>>2443414
Moar plz
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>>2442981
A lot of these posts are right you know. You guys could do with being a lot less elitist. It's like how /mu/ can't see how much of a hipster they sound like with every single post.

Don't ask me what I was doing on the front page.
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>>2443464
Yes. Though I kinda like winter Gillou more.
>>
http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/8480695/disney-world-boots-too-realistic-tinkerbell
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>>2443459
Oh. Different person. I only screencap a few things.

Anyway, wasn't 'a gift for mlpg' or anything. I just couldn't get it posted in the old thread due to image limits.
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>>2443476
We are just bronies in a river in Egypt
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>>2443414
>reading up on the latest Renne's quest

LK you are the insane
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>>2443476
>A post mentions "cloppers"
Stopped reading there
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who else thinks that Marshmallow and Out of Control Party Animal stole the show?
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>>2443465
>>2443490
He's using the same blood-red that he finished the quest with.
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>>2443490
Man you don't know the half of it
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>>2443476
No, fuck off

We leave them alone and they stay the fuck out.

There's plenty of other places to spout their faggotry, MLPG doesn't need to be one of them.
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>>2443483
>Unique
>the worlds only psychic twins
Goddamnit channel 9.
>>
>>2443497
Not the show, Rarity was low tier in S1, but they really stole season 2
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>>2443497
Yes.
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>>2443493
I actually finished reading that fic the other day. Took me fucking months
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>>2443480

I like both
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Oh man, we got PURGED, bad.
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>>2443503
it updated, you know
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>>2443509

>Rarity was low tier in S1

Get a load of this faggot. Rarity has been the best pony since Suited for Success.
>>
>>2443503
>>2443525
LINK

and password too
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>>2443529
>Implying.
>>
>>2443521
HUMANITY

FUCK YEAH
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>>2443521
>>2443539
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>>2443533
>not having the page bookmarked and the password burned into your brain due to fear
get a load of this shmuck
http://awujabvojnavwaowqau.tumblr.com/
tnxa
>>
>>2443539
>>2443544
Please don't mention that.

Reminds me of how the fluffy pony writers must feel, when something you love is driven off a cliff.
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>>2443555

What the fuck is going on with that quest? I don't normally pay attention to these things but I love LK and this sounds fucking insane.
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>>2443521
It's kind of funny how much these models' qualities contrast with each other while still leaving the picture shit.
>>
link to renne quest plox
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pone.
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>>2443587

OC/10, that's the best I can do.
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>>2443587
A pone.
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>>2443587
>OC
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>>2443555
>>2443533
>updated 50 seconds ago
OH SHIT
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>>2443505
>us and them
You're still sounding elitist. Our faggotry is not much better than theirs if it is at all. Besides, no one's going to come in here and act stupid. No one outside of MLPG really cares about MLPG.

Just think. This fandom is probably the most popular thing /co/ has ever created, yet it's gotten completely out of our hands, of course we're going to be bitter faggots about it. We should really lighten up.
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>>2443587

Why is your cutiemark something that looks like an enemy you'd seem in realm of the mad god?
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>>2443587
>having an OC
fucking brony
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>>2443587
needs more vag
>>
>>2443603
>kettlecallingpotblack.jpg
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>>2443599
> Besides, no one's going to come in here and act stupid.
>implying
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>>2443601
its the bat thing i created for tiaralost. i like it as an avatar
>>2443603
this is your fault along with everyone else here
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>>2443603
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>>2443603

Taw you derp, your OC is a total slut.
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>>2443607
I think that might have been the joke
>>
>>2443608
I mean apart from the people who already do.
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>>2443573
dude, you can't even begin to imagine
first it was boats, then we were sinking
and now we're finding corpses left and right
and then that tumblr...
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>>2443603
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>>2443587
>leggings on pone

There is nothing that gets me harder than ponies wearing human clothes

holy fuck
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>>2443557
i heard sum humanity
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>>2443505
>WWWAAAAAAH WE'RE BETTER THAN THOSE OTHER BRONIES
>LEAVE US AND OUR HORSE PORN ALONE WAAAAAAAAAAH
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WHat's up MLPG?
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>>2443599

>our faggotry is not much better

We're just bitter guys with the standard 4chan 34 of whatever we like in the thread. We don't parade our shit around like we're on top of the fucking world.
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>>2443631
He's right, you know.
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>>2443597
It knows
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>>2443585
Please guys
Please
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>>2443607
>what is a joke
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>>2443627
agreed.
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>>2443641
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%201.7z
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%202.7z
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%203.7z
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%204.7z

hold on to your butts
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>>2443627
It's so cute yo.
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>>2443638
You faggots are pretty much /b/read, but more obnoxious.

Shamful, display, /co/.
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>>2443637
But because these threads are so insular we rarely see what the more rational bronies are like. Only the loudest and most annoying are posted here. Those people are common to every fandom.
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>>2443669
Get the fuck out.
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>>2443599
>No one outside of MLPG really cares about MLPG
And we want to keep it that way
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>>2443627

So you're saying you would?
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>>2443667
Jeez, is she wearing stilts?
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>>2443639
Umm... anon.
Refresh the tumblr again.
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>>2443675
>Implying i was ever in
I'm just looking through the windowglass faggot.
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>>2443684
>>2443667
Lets go old school, shall we?
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>>2443667
Look at this adorable shit.
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>>2443697

That face is ugly.
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>>2443684
>Rarity
No, I wouldn't. Don't get me wrong, I like Rarity a lot and would love to have her as a friend, but as a romantic partner? Naw nigga
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>>2443694
LK YOU CREEPY FUCKER
>>
So what tripfag doesnt have an oc on here anymore? Anyone?
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>>2443701
This one is nice.
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>>2443725
Reu doesn't

At least not willingly
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>>2443725

I don't think Reu does, or Goro.
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>>2443722
>its happening.gif
I also think I found something else.
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>>2443735
That's like the ONLY picture of Nightmare in socks.

It's a damn shame.
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>>2443587
please don't tell me you drew that
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>>2443725
I seriously hope the people who contribute art and fanfiction haven't gone through their entire careers without designing a single original character.
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>>2443747
>implying i can fall further than i already am
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>>2443725
i'd say LK, but >Renne Quest
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>>2443737
>not willingly
this gives me a boner
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>>2443745
I know man, it's pretty and adorable.
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>>2443662
Fuck, 2spooky
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>>2443762
you could turn your name into a trip
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>>2443662
I don't want to sound like a butt
but it's really easy to edit the html to get images to work
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>>2443793
what do you mean "to work?"
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>>2442721
>Fahrenheit 451
>bad
Since when did people think this?
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>>2443744
Oh no
What could that be
>>
>>2443811
Do you not know Quentin?
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>>2443811

Why are you responding to hour ago posts?
>>
>>2443811

Apparently anything that's read in high school is bad. Which is fucking funny because catcher in the rye is shit and it's on a higher tier.
>>
>>2443811
Its Quentin you are talking about.
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>>2443826
>>2443811

>not knowing Quentin
>2012

I shiggity diggity
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>>2443801
Well it looks like you just downloaded all the relevant images and stuck them in the folder with it.
You could easily download all the images in the thread and have them link dynamically from the local copy

I'll write up how if you want to know
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>>2443725
SMILe never had one I think
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>>2443837
By the way, didn't that fucker got arrest or something?
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Would anyone happen to know the colors and transparency settings of Rarity's glasses?
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>>2443856

See:
>>2442933

The police just talked to him. His parents banned him from 4chan.
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>>2443849
Isn't Marker pony his?
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>>2443858
No. Stop blushing and making that stupid face.
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>>2443845
i'm not the dude that archives it, i think it's Sentenal
ask later in the day, maybe? i'm sure both he and LK would appreciate it
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>>2443876
No, Marker pony is MLPG's mascot
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>>2443876
What? No, Marker Pony was designed by Obsidian iirc.

I'm not a big fan of OCs, never bothered on making one...
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>>2443710
dat fucking trip

get the fuck out
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>>2443890
>replying
>>
>That fucking thread on /adv/

It literally burned my sides.
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>>2443897

So it sparked your interest?
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>>2443883
MLPG's mascot is Nathan
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>>2443877
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>>2443710
"Look what that TERRIBLE fandom has done to Fluttershy!"
>>
Should I draw marker pone
if so what should I draw her doing
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>>2443916
Sex
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>>2443916
Monitoring this thread.
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>>2443916

Marker poney complaining about SummerHiatus.
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>>2443916
You cannot. She is an OC.
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>>2443912

Flutter and dashfags have it the worst.

Worst ponies = worst fans.
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>>2443858
>freckles

HNNNNNNNNGGGG
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>>2443916
booping sexually
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>>2443926
>Summer Hiatus is another pony
>She moved in with Marker Pony for the summer
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>>2443929
But Twifags have it the worst.
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I loosely remember a cap of "I'll make a man out of you" by this general. Anyone got that cap?
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>>2443929
>tfw applefag
Good thing bronies have shit taste
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>>2443745
> yfw it was requested by me because of the reason you mentioned

also, there are few others, but they sucks so much that not worth being posted even on pornibooru
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>>2443929
I'm pretty sure Scratchfags have it worse.
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>>2443929
>worst fans
Agreed.

>worst ponies
OVER THE LINE

*handles 50 cal shotgun and combat beretta*
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>>2443952

Who fucking cares about scratch though, it's a fucking BG pony that has 3 seconds of screen time.
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>>2443954
>reality is so cruel
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>>2443944
How would Summer Hiatus look like?
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>>2443762
yeah, why do i ask
your ponies could be more disgusting then they are now

but "this is your style", right-right?
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>>2443480
What about monsoon season Gillou?
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>>2443979
An angry, irritable pony that doesn't even know the main six.
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>>2443985
i like you
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>>2443985
Hnng. I would all Gillou, every time.
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>>2443985
>Hair everywhere
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>>2443987
I would assume this pony is a colt/filly?
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>>2443987

>angry

Nonono, summer pone has to be obnoxious and doesn't know the 6. Markerpone is the irritable one.
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>>2443994
Colt that is off of school for the summer and wants the marker pony to like him, but she doesn't.
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>>2443985
Wet Season? Dry Season? Looks more like Ross Season.
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>>2444004
Oh god..
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>>2444004
oh sweet jesus
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>>2444004
panties on pony make no sense. How would that work?
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>>2444016
Ross season gilliou would probably ressemble some sort of large party baloon/parade flotilla/ Zeplinn
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>>2444027
Zeppelin.

But yes, I agree.
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>>2443985
I don't like it, gimme dem curves
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>>2443979
>
>>2443987
Constantly complains to Marker Pony about everything. Asks her, incessantly, "Do you even watch the show?" and "why are you so new?" He critcises her every action. When someone new comes over and introduces themselves, he runs around screaming TRIPFAG TRIPFAG WHO LET IN THE PISS DON'T RESPOND. Whenever Marker Pony refers to the two of them as "we" he snaps at her that "WE AREN'T A HIVEMIND." He has also developed a disturbing relationship with swiss cheese.
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>>2444023
that's only for undressing games
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>>2443993
Well
it's not really hair
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>>2443987
>>2444041
All I can envision is fratboy pony
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>>2443985

GG. I waited in this thread since 2am. I wondered when you would show.
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>>2444041
Eh, I didn't want to make him so literal.
I was thinking more along the lines of him not knowing the main 6 and so every time one of them comes around he gets angry at them asking them who they were.
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>>2444043
I need to draw Gillou some time. She's cute.
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>>2444004
Oh god. I'm in trouble
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>>2444023
>panties on pony make no sense. How would that work?

It's a bra.
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>>2444004
>just fapped
>you post this
C'mon little phoenix, we can do this, buddy. Just one more time.
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>4chanx got me banned
bullshit.png
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>>2444068
Your dick is an Ace Attorney?
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>>2443985
Nice Ross fanart
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>>2444067
No, fuck you.
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>>2444081
ERECTION!
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>>2444080

It just says that, it's a real pain in the ass.
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>>2444081
Funny, Dick is the other guy.
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>>2444058
I'm sorry I kept you waiting~
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you are all ableist
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>>2444086
ahahaha
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>>2444094

That's quite a tongue.
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>>2444081
OBJECTION! Bah! A mere coincidence, that's all! My granddaughter has a dog she calls "Phoenix."
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>>2443983
teehee
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>>2444095
cis? That line doesn't seem very straight.
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>>2444095
latin roots, how do they work?
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>>2444101
Tongue hell, look at those perfect dick sucking lips.
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>>2444094
>dat tongue
MY WEAKNESS
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>>2444113
>tfw Gillou wraps it around your dick and reels it in
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>>2444108
'cis' means 'same side'. 'trans' means 'opposite side'. It's referring to the doublebond there about halfway down the carbon chain. The 'cis' one has the rest of the chain going off the same side as it comes in, where the trans one is reflected to the opposite side.
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We ded?
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>>2444159
ha
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>>2444159
Hahahahahaha
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I just wanted to say that I love every single one of you faggots
Even the Flutterfags
Except Nathan and Ross
Fuck them



Have best ponies getting drunk
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>>2444080
why do I love those wings so much
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>>2444159
Fuck now I feel sad for her.
Why must giving something pony form make me feel for them?
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>>2444086
OBJECTION!
"It's a horse, your honor!"
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>>2444159
>she says that with a smile on her face
Poor IE pony. I'd show her that she's loved.
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>>2444169
i like flootershai

she is a very sweet pone
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>>2444170

But these are the best wings.

Celestia is also an acceptable answer.
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>>2444159
>Chrome
>Good
No thanks Google, I'd rather not be part of the botnet.
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>>2444192
Give her some bars
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>>2444121
>>2444117
>>2444113
>>2444101
You guys have quite the oral fixation
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>>2444192
Why not use her?
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>>2444198
>Murrikans.

Enjoy your EatMemoryzilla.
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>>2444121
>>2444113
UNF
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>>2444169
I love that picture
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>>2444192
I wouldn't trust IE pony, she's probably bloated with viruses
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>>2444198
Back to >>>/g/.
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>>2444195
I like all the wings.
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>>2444207
You don't know the half of it, man.
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>>2444215
I remember using this instead in the past.
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>>2444212
Thanks.

y-you too
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>>2444225
It took me a while to wrap my mind around not using AOL for a dial up connection to play starcraft
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what the fuck is happen

stupid easymodo4chan
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>>2444225
Netscape pls go ur ded
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>>2444219
> all the wings
but you just posted the best wings
the more gorgeous and the prettiest
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>>2444212
What?
Do you have 2GB of RAM or something?
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>>2444207
>>2444213
Using her mouth when she's got curves like that just seems to be an incredible waste, to me.
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>>2444043
Well, I'm in a colour mood anyway.
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>>2443817
Sorry for the wait, didn't see your response. This was from her second nightmare, when she had the crazy headache. It's not much, but it's another instance of an octagon.
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>No one will ever say Scootaloo has the best wings
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>>2444248
ALL the wings.
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>>2444264
Shut up Rumble.
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>>2444159
>that feel when you'll never have a broken obedient pet pony for a web browser
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>>2444264
Her wings are the best at being the worst.

we featherfaggotry now
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>>2444253
More GB won't eliminate the issue with inefficient resource usage and thus the performance. Mozilla is just a bit faster than IE. Just a bit.
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EQD is advertising another 4 new brony charities today!

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/charity-events-going-on-today.html#more

which one will you throw your brony money at? why are there so many brony charities now?
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>>2444264
Don't be ridiculous, look at her.

She's adorable.
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>>2444279
>more ram won't eliminate the issue of needing more ram

what the fuck am I reading
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>>2444277
That's...
That's just stupid.
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>>2444264
Not true, Scootaloo, you know your wings are delicious
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>>2444264
But they are the best, they are just so small and cute.
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>tfw you spend the last hour and a half in a /v/ rage thread
I want to watch the world burn

Please post cutest pony. I need it
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>>2444301
> I need it
Someone give it to him
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>>2444301
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>>2444301
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>>2444301
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>>2444301
You should stop going to /v/
It's a bad place
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>>2444301
dose of cute pones coming up
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>>2444207

Last panel reminds me of these. I used to draw them in grade school. I made a spin off series of images with soda cans as bullet bills. My art has not gotten better since grade 5.
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>>2444301
What did you see there?
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>>2444301
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>>2444328
>my art has not gotten better since grade 5
That feel.
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>>2444301

You should have been here for that ponyfags = bronies rage thread earlier.
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>>2444263
I can't take much more of this
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>mfw I just got done reading LK's quest
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>>2444328
nigga you best be drawing us some bullet bill soda can ponies
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>>2444301
Fuck you, have a mouse.
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>>2444334
>>2444324
>>2444319
>>2444311
Oh yeah that's the stuff
Thanks you guys

>>2444332
Unspeakable horrors
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>>2444328
>My art has not gotten better since grade 5.
sure feels that way
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>>2444264
>>
derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2444346
I was about to read that quest. Give me a tiny summary what I am getting into.
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>>2444352
>What the bazinga is this?!
>bazinga
Fuck
FUCK
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>>2444352
>WHAT THE BAZINGA IS THIS
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>>2444353
YES. WHERE TO?
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>>2444349
NOT THE MICE AGAIN

THEY'RE SO CUTE
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> http://mylittledungeon.tumblr.com/post/24682953038
UNF

>>2444293
Oh god, I think you just toped the sentenal with your autism. You totally twisted my words and made exactly vice versa of what I said. Or may be you are sentenal? That would explain things.
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>>2444352
>unspeakable horrors
Smells like my cup of tea.
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>trying to draw ponies standing on their hindlegs

this is true hell
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>>2444345
>>2444346
I have a feeling that we aren't even getting started. He's gonna take us straight down to hell, isn't he? We're already halfway there.
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>>2444358
Spooky shit.
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Fluttershy is horse with prettiest wings.
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>>2444353
>she willing to go dutch

I like her alot more then I should.
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>>2444353

Daw, she wouldn't need to pay me for a date.
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>>2444301
>>tfw you spend the last hour and a half in a /v/ rage thread

No. /v/ rage threads are cancer on /v/. They are facebook complaining and other off topic shit like that. Sage and report them.
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>>2444374
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>>2444384
I don't know about that, but she is sweetest pony.
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>>2444346
I want to wait for nightfall to read it
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>>2444353

Well, you can do perspective. Everything I ever draw now is just flat.
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>>2444384
She sure does.
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>>2444301
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>>2444353
hnng
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>>2444346
Do the archived quests use sound?
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>>2444438
Unfortunately not
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>>2444346
I know that feel. I'm honestly scared to ask that tumblr anything.
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we fluttershy now
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>>2444455
Nope, we never 2.3
>>>/ponychan/
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>>2444448
Would Pinkie listen to Huey Lewis and the News?
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>>2444455

>2.3wings
>ever

Please no.
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>>2444455
no.
We marshmellow now.
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>>2444444
lel
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>>2444371
>look below the post
>find this guy http://asktentaclestia.tumblr.com/
>alicorn ocXcelestia porn
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>>2444455
No. We best filly now.
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>>2444480
I LOVE THAT GUY SO MUCH
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File deleted.
>>2444455
Yes.
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>>2444438
>>2444446
If you add this line of code to the beginning of the sounds script, it should work on the archive.

http://arch.413chan.net/mlp*.html*

Along with the rest of the @includes.
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>>2444464
>>2444471
>>2444472
That's too bad, because we fluttershy now.
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>>2444482
that's pretty gay bro
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>>2444482
Sweetie Belle is not a guy, silly anon.
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>>2444515
I would fuck her if she was though
no homo
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One hour to DND, provided the horse is dead by then.

Rules, in their current form, here: http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP
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>>2444347
>nigga you best be drawing us some bullet bill soda can ponies

I'll do it. But keep in mind:

>have not drawn much for 20 decades
>can't do perspective
>everything is flat
>cartoony, noodle limbs
>can't work any image program past MS Paint
>No tablet

I have lots of respect for real artists. And I'll scan and post it tonight.
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>>2444374
I tried that once.
I quit after a hour of failure.

Man I haven't exercised a bit in a long time. But now I have some free time once again and recovered my tablet.
No excuses now.


Maybe at the start of S3 I could contribute...
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>>2444511
Would you hug a human Fluttershy?
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>>2444094
I'm not even sure if I'm using the correct colours of blue
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>>2444541
>have not drawn much for 20 decades
>200 years
Granny Smith?
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>>2444511
Fluttershy gets such a hard time.
I happen to think she's a lovely horse.
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>>2444533
I CAN'T FIND MY CHARACTER SHEET

FUCK
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>>2444551

Meant to say 20 years.
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>>2444552
So does everyone else with autism
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>>2444546
i would hug a pony fluttershy
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>people claim to be wingfags
>post pictures of anatomically incorrect wings or wings that look like piles of leaves
Shameful.
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and so I asked him
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>>2444501
Will this work on the downloads posted earlier?
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>>2444512
>transparency
uuuunnnfff
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so much fluttershy
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>>2444580
Not to my knowledge, unless someone can find a sneaky way to do so. I wasn't the guy who posted that fix for the archive, but he helped me back when the audio thing first came about. Hopefully he shows up and can give a better answer.
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>>2444549
I'm sure it's fine
she's just a basic watery teal color with a darker tongue

so you're doin' fine
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>>2444590
I* know!
If you add all of the Futtershy in this thread together, its like a 10.9!
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>>2444585
>transparency
>inflation
>tfw LK keeps giving you fetishes
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>>2444601
GG would you be upset if I railed that creation, or are you the sort who'd just not give a fuck?
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>see what the general has become
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>ponibooru is getting spammed with Woody pictures
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>>2444570
>this guy really hates sex in real life

the way he talks about how awful it is it makes me think he is doing something wrong. possibly raped as a child maybe?
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>>2444600
Welp. Are the other Quests past 1 archived?
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>>2444614
I don't think it's possible to rail a fictional character
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>>2444601
Hey! We were going on a date!
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>>2444616
Baby.
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>>2444635
Yes, although the most recent is the only one that has used sound. If you go to the archive, look for the ones with low image and post numbers.
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>>2444616
Sorry.

Maybe try come back in September?
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>>2443881
I'm gonna write it up now cause i'm a faggot like that, if anyone see's them again tell them to take a look at it. I'll cap and post it later anyway

ANONS HEKTIK GUIDE TO ARCHIVING FOR IDIOTS PART 1

>First you're going to want to have firefox installed, you should already cause you aren't a faggot
>Now go and install the downthemall extension
>done? good. now you're going to want to add this filter to it
/^http://images.4chan.org/
downloading all the images in a thread is really cool even if you arent archiving, imaging all the fun you'll have on /s/ or /d/ or /hm/
>To do that we go to the DTA window >Preferences >Filters >Add new filter >Put 4chan in the filter > then the above expression in 'filtered expressions' obviously > leave the check boxes as they are (only links filter should be checked)
You're doing well for yourself son
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>>2444637
Tulpa time, nigga.
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>>2444637
Is that supposed to be you or anon in between them?

Makes me miss Flutterstalker.
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Fluttershy is a very bad actres
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>>2443881

ANONS HEKTIK GUIDE TO ARCHIVING FOR IDIOTS PART 2

OK, so there's this thread you want to archive what you need to do is
>right click on the page >select downthemall > deselect every checkbox except the '4chan' one we set up earlier> set it to save in whatever empty folder you want >hit Start!
>OK, while that's going hit control+s >select web page, complete> save it in that same fucking folder (Leave 4chanX on if you want the neato backlinking but it'll break IE support, turn it off if you don't. But seriously, only a faggot would do that)(don't have the thread watcher on either unless you want people to laugh at what you post in)
They're finished downloading. Ain't that neato. But Anon!, you cry. How do I get the images to work? We'll why don't you check your fucking privilige faggot
>First move all of the images we downloaded before into the XXXXXXXXXXX_files folder (if you have the pre-cache gifs option on in 4chanX you'll have to overwrite them)
>Open up the htm file in a text editor and find the 'Replace' dialog, typically pressing ctrl+H will bring it up
>In the the 'find' slot, put 'http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src' in it (obviously change mlp to whatever board you are archiving)(and dont put the dashes in retard)
>in 'replace with' put './XXXXXXXXXXX_files' (without the dashes and replacing 'XXXXXXXXXXX' with the name of the fucking html)
>check that you didn't make a typo and hit replace all
GUESS WHAT FAGGOT, YOU'RE DONE! Put it in a .7z and ship it out
If you aren't retarded you should be able to figure out how to make this work for uploading to a proper server
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>>2444637
>that paunch
Hng, I just want to give her squeezes all over
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Do you suppose Gilliou can carry things in her large mouth liek a mother crocodile
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what casual and /v/ sees:
> ahah, shitty textures from 2007, tons of bump-mapping and tesselation

what sane people who knows shit see:
> may be it is a shitty "always 30fps" engine, but that lighting is damn beautiful
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>>2444655
Just some anon
it was a request
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>>2444676
No offense GG, but your monsters are awful and hardly related to ponies.
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The 4chan x for the archive isn't working. Is there an update for it?
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What's your routine immediately following getting on the computer for the first time that day?
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>XD YELLOWQUIET PURPLESMART SO EDGY NEW NAME XDDDDDDDDD

Fuck off.
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>>2444674
>Posts picture of new engine
>640x360
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ARE YOU BAD ENOUGH TO POST 10 MORE IMAGES AND KILL THIS THREAD?
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>>2444676
GG I would much prefer to have fun times with Princess Bitch than Gillou
But you want to hear a secret? I'd much rather you posted pone
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>>2444693
No, YOU fuck off.
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>>2444687
I believe he's posting by popular demand dingus.
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>>2444687
>no offense but they're awful
Well since you said no offense
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>>2444616
[2]
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>>2444697
Aren't you a picky one?
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>>2444710
I know I know, a lot of people here like this stuff but...I like him when he posts ponies and when people ask him to post ponies.
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>>2444687
No offense Anon, but these threads are awful and hardly related to ponies.
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>>2444707
Shut up, these names are retarded.
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>>2444637
Well, they could draw a self-insert fucking her?
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>>2444711
I still love you man, just wanted to tell you that.
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>>2444691
Launch steam, teamspeak, say hello to some bros. Check my emails, /v/, facebook and then open up all the tumblrs I keep track of

Then go to the archive, ctrl f some of the drawfags names I care about in the threads that happened when I was asleep
Then find latest pone. Pone for a while, vidya, eat, vidya, more pone, pony, stream and then vidya
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>>2444710
That faggot always complain about GG in general.

>>2444698
Then let post the worst pony!
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>>2444693
>NEW NAME
>new
>implying we haven't used these since way before S2
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>>2444660
>>don't have the thread watcher on either unless you want people to laugh at what you post in
>Renne Quest 4's archive
Hah. Thank you, though. This is very informative.
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>>2444740
>Implying you know who I am.
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>>2444698
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>>2444734
>Well, they could draw a self-insert fucking her?
>self-insert
ew gross
I don't want to fuck that fatty
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>>2444698
Yes.
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>>2444740
worst pone reporting in
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>>2442417
amputated
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>>2444722
>still small
>still a .jpg
>artefacts errywhere
YES I'M PICKY
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>>2444753
ross pls go
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>>2444691

>Check Furaffinity
>Check Prequel
>Check Cracked
>Check weaver's tumblr for new PB or Gillou
>Look for cool streams on the Drawfriend Stream Monitor
>Go to hyper index
>Open MLPG
>Ctrl+f "livestream" to check for unlisted streams
>Open up /fit/, /co/, /k/, /ck/, and /v/
>4chan all day

I am a plebeian
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>>2444674
>people who think low-res textures = shit graphics
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>>2444690
pls respond
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>make new horse
>refresh
>suddenly 6 fewer images
Fuck

Oh well, I have on ready I guess
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>>2444779
hophap did you ever find anyone else for magicka because you never bugged me about it
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>>2444783
Did you reinstall 4chanx?
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>>2444693
Capslock and ecksdee? You sure showed me.
You've also misused 'edgy' as a criticism.
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>>2444779
>implying /v/ knows about graphics
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>>2444776
>Look for cool streams on the Drawfriend Stream Monitor
>Go to hyper index
>Open MLPG
>Ctrl+f "livestream" to check for unlisted streams
Are you me?
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>>2444776
>Furaffinity
McFucking Kill Yourself.
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>>2444790
Let's just end this one
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>>2444779
>caring about the graphics
Give me a good story with interesting characters or fun game play and I won't even care if it's a goddamn text adventure

Good graphics is just a small bonus
I think that the soundtrack and other things are more important
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>>2444691
I open MLPG, Tribes General, and GW 2 General. I look at the old thread to see what I miss.

>>2444819
Betting Dragon Dildo.
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>>2444819
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>>2444794
yeah.
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>>2444825
Indeed. To this day, I still consider this the best Elder Scroll game ever made.
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>>2444834
Hey guy, I thought you were told not to post that stuff anymore.
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>>2444773
>>2444773
>>2444773
>>2444773
That new horse smell
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>>2444825
I think all of those things play a key role and are unquantitative elements to a great game.
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>>2444832
FUCKING STALLIONS AND THEIR HORSE DICKS.
I'LL FIND A WAY.
EITHER USE MY HANDS OR JUST MAGIC MYSELF A HORSE PENIS WITH TWILIGHT'S HELP BUT I'LL PLEASE MY WAIFU NO MATTER WHAT!
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>>2444825
Planescape
Unreal 1
Silent Hill 1

Dare you?
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>>2444858
>making a new thread
>when anon already said he'd made one
>and SMILe already marked it a few minutes back
DINGUS
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>>2444864
Let's use this one instead
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>>2444879
Never mind, I thought the other guy deleted it.
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>>2444878
Eh sure I had promised myself I'll play them once
I got into gaming really late thanks to my shitty country so I missed a lot of "classics"
Still I played some old games and to be honest I always enjoyed them more than most modern games.
Also need to add Arcanum to that list
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Awaken, awaken heroes of old
The time for your deeds of legend is near...

Players, report in.
Post your character sheets as you do so.
Name
Race
Class
Alignment
Skills (w/ points values mentioned if you want)
Cutie Mark / Talent
Weapon(s)
Armour
Inventory

Also put your NAME and [CLASS] in the name field for easy detection.

Six slots available. A seventh might be opened if it is needed.
Veterans and newcomers both welcome.

Rules: http://pastebin.com/66SXJuKP
Meta thread: http://mlpg.co/q/res/7957
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>>2445141
Boop
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>>2445141
Okay then

Name: Groves
Race: Unicorn
Class: Rogue
Alignment: true neutral
Weapon: Crossbow and a dagger
Skills: Stealth, Escape Artist, Backstab
Cutie Mark: An eye (special talent is examination)
Inventory: Some dried food, a water flask, a piece of flint and steel, a small knife, sharpening tool for dagger
Spells: Levitate, Flare, Invisibility
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>>2445141
Dawn
Pegasus
Charlatan
Mark: immune to all noncritical failures when doing persuation.
Skills: Vanish, Blind, Escape artist, Stealth, Backstab and heal.
Weapon: Rapier and dagger
Gear: Pretty battle dress and a golden crown
Inventory: food, rope and jewelry
Alignment: True Neutral
Level up: immunity to failing when interrogating others.
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>>2445147
Damn it ctrl+V, work!

Name: Radiant Isabella Goldentail Dawn
Race: Earth Pony
Class: Celestial (Paladin+Cleric)
Abilities: Aura of Protection(3), Heal(1), Blast(1), Fervor(2).
Alignment: Lawful Good
Weapon: Blessed Celestial Hammer
Cutie Mark: A dawning sun (Her faith in Celestia gives her the power)
Inventory:
-A quick checklist of things to smite
-Balm for burns from Campfire
-A big book of things that are evil
-A Sun Amulet (grants a protective shield against the first hits in combat)
-Food, water, and some torches
-The plate armor of Celestia Herself (Heavy Armor)
-Celestia's old tiara and horseshoes
Multiclass skill is Heal. Also has Last Stand.
Special abilites : Prayer of Wings, Last Stand
Special Passive : Intimidations can't fail
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>>2445141
well since there's already pegasus charlatan...

Name: Aenoi
Race: Unicorn
Class: Preacher (Cleric/Bard)
-Heal 1/7
-Cure 1/7
-Detect Evil 2/7
-Inspire 1/7
>Cheap Shot 1/7
Alignment: Neutral Good
Cutie Mark: Shield w/Heart in it: +1 or +2 battle defense
Weapon: Heavy Volcano Shield
Armor:
-Unicorn guard armor w/red paint trimmings
-White/Red plumed helmet
-Greaves + Shoes
Inventory:
-Healing drafts
-Stamina replenishing drafts
-Food
-Splints
-Bandages
-Blankie
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>>2445157
>>2445159
>>2445161
>>2445165
4/6(7)
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>>2445141
Yvonne
Unicorn
Wildguard
True neutral (worships nature)
Blast and Root
Cutie Mark: proficiency in polearms such as spears and poleaxes or just spears if that's too op
A spear and a short sword
Light armour (counts as medium due to my skill)
supplies and natural remedies.
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testing.. testing.. are we ded?
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>>2445212
Nope.
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>>2445212
Nope.
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>>2445217
>>2445220
Good.
Because I think /v/ is and was afraid it might spread
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>>2445212
Why would you think we're ded
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>>2445211
5/6
Looking good
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Name: Campfire
Race: Unicorn
Class: Thaumaturge (Mage/Cleric)
Mark/special talent: Campfire/Control over and affinity with fire
Weapon: Knife, the torch-staff of Singebrow the Fireshepard(enchanted with Fireball)
Armor: Ironweave Robe, flame resistant cloak
Inventory: Several small jars of balm for burns and some bandages, a large flask of grease, a fire resistant bag for his belongings
Spells and Abilities: Fireball, Fire Spray, Supreme Scholar, Heal, Cure, Pain Immunity, become become The Lord of Cinders: Avatar of Flame
Alignment: Neutral Good
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>>2445244
6/6

Do we want to go with this party, or slow the game down a bit by taking a #7?
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>>2445264
i'm good with this
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>>2445264
I'm fine with waiting for another bro if the rest wants to
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>>2445264
The more the merrier.
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>>2445264
I'm fine with waiting for a few minutes.
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>>2445264
>tfw everyone else is using their old characters
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>>2445264
Your call.
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>>2445296
I'll ask the general.
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>>2445293
I can't decide between doing this and playing my buffalo guy.

Hey Dawn, if you are and Radiant are the only ones playing your old characters here do you think you can keep a leash on Radiant?
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Hello guys

Freke
Unicorn
Mage
True Neutral
Talent: Check surroundings
Skills:Scholar (1) Freeze (2) Teleport (2)
Weapon: Spear
Armour: Light Armour
Inventory:Sweet Food, Book: Entropy and You, Book: Fun with Quantum Entanglement, Sugary tea, Binoculars, Blinders, A stack of bolts, a dagger
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>>2445324
You know thats impossible.
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>>2445324
Well it's not like everyone else can't.
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>>2445293
I'd use a charlatan pegasus but it's already taken
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>>2445370
Wh-
>I forgot Dawn is a charlatan now
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>>2445324
>keeping your Radiant in the fridge
>Anno Domini

I shiggy diggy

>>2445349
Hello!
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>>2445393
Hmm? Hello.

Are we supposed to be in character yet?
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>>2445359
You've got a point. Can you autopilot Campfire, DM?

Name: Tatanka
Race: Buffalo
Class: Knight
Special Talent: Slam
Weapon: His helmet (counts as Great Weapon)
Armor: A suit of superheavy armor designed for use by buffalo
Skills: Slam (1), Superheavy Armour Proficiency (1), Sentry (1), Suppress (1)
Racial talent: Huge
Alignment: Chaotic Netural/no deity
Inventory: Rations and water for one day, oil for armor

Tell me if I need to tone anything down. I plan on playing him as a large, angry buffalo covered with a slab of metal.
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>>2445422
Radiant would have screamed heresy at you if we were.
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>>2445422
Well, we usually get to be IC when DM starts the quest, and then we take our meta sillyness to the submarine.
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New player reporting in

Knifeears
Unicorn
Dark Knight
Lawful Evil
Talent: Stealth
Skills: Vanish (3) Stealth (1) Slam (1)
Weapon: Glaive
Armour: Heavy plate painted dark matte blue and purple
Inventory: A mirror, an opera mask
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>>2445443
The submarine is loading so slowly for me right now
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>>2445443
If we're gonna meet in time it makes more sense for DM to write the post where the party meets each other first.
>>2445453
>8/7 players
ruh-oh.
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>>2445349
So that's sev-
>>2445453
Bollocks.

Party gets the final vote on who to take.
>>2445424
Yeah sure OK.
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>>2445453
Reminds me of that one dude I drew
Except I forgot the horn
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>>2445489
Mmmmm

Both Buffalo and Evil character seem like interesting additions
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>>2445489
Knifeears looks like a completely new player. I'm voting for him.
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>>2445489
The mage?
He was here first.
And I'm afraid of what Radiant would to to an evil character
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>>2445453
>Lawful Evil
oh my

my vote is for this guy
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>>2445531
Isn't that just the interesting part though?

I vote for the evil guy, should be funny
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>>2445521
I ain't allowing 8 playes. Seven is already pushing it.
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>>2445531
How would she know he's evil unless he started making it obvious?
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>>2445521
I think it's a vote between you and the evil character.
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>>2445489
I posted first, didn't I?

Ah, in that case I'm voting for me.
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>>2445545
>>2445548
Well yeah, it maybe interesting...
I can't decide.
I always hated deciding over people like this.
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>>2445556
>>2445546
Also I posted in submarine, and this is the only time I can join you guys for a full session. Oh god please don't ruin my perfect night
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>>2445576
I can bail out for you then to make room.
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>>2445582
How about no. The last thing I need is MORE autopilots.
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>>2445568
No shit.
Um...
>>2445576
oh well, I guess I'll vote for Freke
>>2445582
Oh come on, don't be such a push-over!
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>>2445582
That'd be difficult, you're pretty much the main character of our campaigns now

And my guy's Neutral rather than NG for a reason, but eh
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>>2445576
Sounds like reason enough to me.
You take the spot, I'll play some other time.
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>>2445610
Oh man, I love you. Thanks.
>>
THIS IS A HAPPY QUEST PARTY
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>>2445646
But now I feel bad for knifeears.
Here's hoping that you can join us some other time!
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>>2445662
Yeah, it would have been fun having an evil character around

I hope my namesake can do him proud
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>>2445662
it's fine

it's fine!

it's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fineit's fine
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>>2445681
You could always try switching your alignment real quick.
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>>2445703
The DM could try starting the damn quest already.
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>>2445711
Calm your tits Nasse, we're not rushing anywhere, are we?
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>>2445703
Nah, I'll just see where it takes me. I'm most likely going to do some not very nice things, though
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>>2445610
Seems pretty clear cut to me then.

FINAL PARTY
>Freke, Unicorn Mage
>Tatanka, Buffalo Knight
>Yvonne, Unicorn Wildguard
>Aenoi, Unicorn Preacher
>Radiant, Earth Pone Celestial
>Dawn, Pegasus Charlatan

Dawn, Radiant, Campfire, Aenoi and Zebro step out of a rift in time and arrive in a curiously empty location on a field.
A buffalo and two unicorns are waiting by a small campfire.

Starswirls the Timewarden shakes some of the sands of time out of his hat, then proceeds to talk.
"Hello again, friends. These are the heroes who will help us in battle soon enough. Please, make acquaintances with one another. The walk to Unicopia will take a while"
He then mutters under his voice >"and even after an infinite times it never gets any shorter..."
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>>2445725
What do you know about what I'm doing?
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>>2445741
Where did you manage to find a Zebra?
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>>2445741

You sure you didn't forget someone?
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>>2445741
Look Radiant a buffalo!
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>>2445741
>roll to not drop my s'ghetti
"Hello, new friends. I am Aenoi, Inspirer and Healer of this party"
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>>2445741
Continue taking time to see the goddamn past for myself with binoculars holy shit this is awesome
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>>2445741
"Hey, old timer, why are we stalling here? Why didn't you just sent us to battle right away? You told me we will come here to fight Strife and then we can go home, not that we'll take the scenic route!"
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>>2445771
2SNEAKY4LISTING
Sorry about that.
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>>2445772
"It's like you've never seen one..."
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>>2445798
Not this close and he is all fuzzy.
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"Greetings. I am Yvonne, a guardian of the woods."
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>>2445781
"Oh come on can't you take some time to enjoy the breeze?."
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>>2445811
If you rub my horns for luck I'll squish you like a bug.
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>>2445741

"I'm Groves, how are you all on this lovely day?"
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>>2445780
Grumble somewhat audibly about all this riffraff talking trivialities among themselves when they could be learning about the past with their own eyes, having been in the presence of Starswirl the goddamn Timewarden
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>>2445814
"No. I didn't want to come here to be honest!"

>>2445828
>>2445813
I glance at the others.
"I am Radiant Dawn, Champion of Celestia."
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>>2445781
"Every single time...
Calm yourself Goldentail. There are things time needs you for before Strife can be slain. This is the part where I tell you i won't try to explain further because you would not listen and even if you did you would not understand."

One of the bells on his big wizard hat jingles

"Ah, time flies even when you have an endless supply of it. Come come friends, we can talk more on the way"

He starts heading westwards.
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>>2445813
>>2445828
Nice to meet you, Im Dawn.

>>2445847
Lead the way.
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>>2445846
>metagame protip: we are in the past, nobody even knows Celestia by name.
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>>2445847
I kick some sand over the fire and follow Starswirl.
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>>2445832
"Who cares about the past? What's done is done, all that matters is here and now."
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>>2445847
Keep close and ask what changed since our excursion
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>>2445846
"Must be some barbarian god from the looks o' you."
>>2445847
Let's get on with it.
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>>2445847
Follow him as close as possibly, and ask him questions on theories of heat dissipation over time. Surely with his time travel he must have seen a future where all heat has escaped Equestria and into the great void beyond

>>2445866
"It is the past that has shaped who you are, and they key to understanding why things exist as they are. Think for a bit."
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>>2445847
"You skinny mages always say this, 'You wouldn't understand"...

>>2445882
"What did you say, heathen?"

>>2445861
I know, but Radiant is not a very clever pony
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>>2445895
What's the point of the past if it can't be changed?
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>>2445867
"To you, we are now a thousand years in the past. In the time when Celestia and Luna first embraced the Elements of Harmony to take over the land of Equestria.
However that is not our battle.
We are to meet Princess Platinum of the Unicorns of Unicopia, the queen of a break off city-state that wishes to hold its own against Discord.
I'd tell you to behave yourselves, but I already know how this will end."
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>>2445905
>eyeing Radiant's face with a mocking look
"Nothing."
>>2445910
"Let's get on with it, I don't have to spend any more time in cities than I have to."
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>>2445910
A royal princess? This is going to be great! Lets go.
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>>2445905
Give a glare and resist the temptation to spit at this cretin's feet. How dare he speak to the Timewarden in such a manner?
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>>2445895
"Alright, you keep yourself occupied with thinking about the past, I'll be here paying attention to what's happening right now and making sure I don't get horribly killed."
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>>2445910
The buffalo nation fell to Strife, right? Did Unicopia help them, ignore them, or just not get involved?
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>>2445927
"Interesting...

What's the princess like? not to abrasive I would hope? I mean no offense in any regard"
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>>2445910
"Holding out against Discord? On their own? Are they mad?"
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>>2445944
"Who are you asking? I don't know any royalty."
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>>2445910
"Not our battle? My place is next to Celestia! If she marches to battle, then so will I!"

>>2445927
Return the mocking look.
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>>2445968
"gah! my apologies!"
>hurries back up to Starswirl and asks the same question
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>>2445972
"Why are you so loud? If you want to go play around with this Celestia then go ahead, I wont stop you"
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>>2445910
"So how much of our old land ends up in Pony hooves?"
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>>2445972
Here we go...
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>>2445995
I giggle a bit.
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>>2446007
You're her sister, do something.
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>>2445995
"I would, but this old geezer wouldn't let me...
This is practically kidnapping..."
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>>2445905
"And your fat head always calls me skinny. It stopped being a very good insult after the first few hundred thousand times we had this discussion."
>>2445907
"To preserve the future"
>>2445928
"Once-royal. She was once the one to lead the rising of the the sun and moon. Now she is little more than the queen of a band of thugs."
>>2445940
The Buffalo Empire was far larger and mightier than Equestria, let alone a weak city like Unicopia. There was nothing they could do.
>>2445944
"She longs for the past and holds many grudges. Some call her the queen of whores, others the princess of blades."
>>2445950
"No. Merely desperate and decadent. They hope living out in the borderlands will hide them from Discord's eyes."
>>2445972
"Celestia ill needs you at her side. She has her sister and the Elements. However, all she does will be worthless if you do not stop Strife.
>"Why do I always bother bringing her along..."
>>2446006
"That is hard to say old friend, but however much it is, surely it is better than having what remains die in civil war as Strife feeds off them?"
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>>2446006
Do you like the desert?

>>2446017
like what? You know she is crazy
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oh dear gods this will end up in a grand battle before we even reach unicopia
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>>2445936
"Do that when you don't even know what you're paying attention to, won't you?"

>>2445995
Smile slightly at the paladin getting a dunking

>>2446036
From the sound of the state of Unicornia, ask what plan they could possibly come up with to even consider resisting a Draconequis
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>>2446036
"How long until we're there? I'm certainly not looking forward to meeting this...queen of whores."
>>2446029
"Gods you're whining more than a pig being slaughtered, old man!"
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"I suppose. You are sure that Strife can be killed?"
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>>2446036
"Princess of blades you say?"
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>>2446036
So unicopia is a shithole now?

>>2446065
Hey she is a mare!
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>>2446029
Groves snorts

"You're a real piece of work lady, you know that?"

>>2446036
"The queen of whores? Strangely, I suddenly find my desire to visit this place to be greatly increased."
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>>2446036
"Wait, wait wait, rising the Sun? That's the job of Celestia, not some random unicorn!"

>>2446065
"That's twice I warned you, heathen."

>>2446075
"We battled his bones. I'm pretty sure someone killed him once."

>>2446095
"I just want get done with this as soon as we can..."
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>>2446086
"Are you sure about that?"
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>>2446029
>grumble "I need to start bringing hard stuff for that one from now on"
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>>2446064
"Want to bet which one of us two will stay alive the longest?"
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>>2446086
"A mare?"
Laugh out loud
>to Radiant
"Oh, I'm deeply sorry if I insulted you"
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>>2446157
Snarl back
"You will be..."
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>>2446119
>>2446157
>>2446164

I'm going to place myself in between Yvonne and Radiant.
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>>2446064
"They may be a sad shadow of Unicornia's former glory, but Unitopia still houses enough power to help me get our final ally in place."
>>2446065
"About as long as it takes us to finish this talk"
>>2446075
"So far, with one hundred percent certainty. Your worry has never been necessary."
>>2446085
"She has more nicknamed than anyone cares to count, raging from the Last True Gem to the Polished Horseapple"
>>2446086
"Not so much a shithole as the last hoorah of a once proud nation."
>>2446119
"And this is where I give you a long-winded history lesson and you stare at me like I was some old gnarled stump. Then I tell you the short version which amounts to 'Celestia is not who you think she is quite yet' and you nod and leave it at that only to later still make the same mistakes over and over"
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>>2446172
"We can keep talking with each other, just get us to Unicornia now, please."
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>>2446130
Sneer at this poor, dumb snot.

"Perhaps I'll enjoy using that crossbow of yours once you can't use it anymore."

>>2446172
Our.. final ally? What's our plan in that case?
And would you care for some time with me after this is all over, sir?
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>>2446172
"Thank you"
>quiet myself and follow Starswirl now
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>>2446172
Our final ally?
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>>2446172
Well let's shut up and get there.

I'm not going to be in control of Campfire when we met our first Beyonder;_;
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>>2446172
"What do you mean quite yet? Can't you speak clearly for at least once? Did all the time-sand cloud your mind?"
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>>2446221
"It's clear as a day, are you sure you're not the one who's been snorting dust here?"
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>>2446204
"Fine by me, Your pointy stick will make for a fine toothpick"
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>>2446221
She is not the princess Radiant, she is a nobody right now.
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>>2446221
"I don't care who you are or who you are in love with or what you or your lover are in the future. You will show proper respect to the Timewarden."
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>>2446204
>>2446215
"All will be revealed in time."
>"in time..."*snicker*"time, oh I've still got that old spark in me"
>>2446221
"Celestia is barely our age, and hardly even known. I'd say we can discuss it later, but I know we will discuss it later, so no need to speak unclearly"

"Now we should be arriving at the gates soon enough. Finish what you have to discuss"
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>>2446221
"Lady, would you perhaps mind your manners before the most important pony in our history and future?"
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>>2446245
"I don't result to such things that alter one's mind. I guess you do, that's why you look like you live in a cave."

>>2446256
"SHE is NOT a NOBODY!"

>>2446273
>>2446268
"He didn't respected my will, and took me here against it, why should I show respect to him?"

>>2446269
"Let's just get done with this whole thing already..."
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>>2446301
"Perhaps because not even your beloved Princess could exist without him? Pay your respects. He is letting you play your role in ensuring your Princess even lives to become Princess. Think, will you?"
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>>2446301
"Figures one such as you wouldn't think much of natural remedies. And my abode is built in a cave."
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>>2446269
Hue hue hue.

>>2446301
Dont worry when we finish this everyone will bow to her.
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>>2446301
"Him being a time traveler isn't enough? Are you really wanting to antagonize someone who can make sure that you are born with a body that matches your head?"
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"At about now I should be asking if you all are quite done, as the gates can be seen from here"

And indeed they can. They are very pretty gates on a very pretty wall. Some high rooftops poke out from behind said wall. You can see Mount Canterlot in the far distance, with a far smaller and less impressive Canterlot Castle on it. Parts of it hanging upside down in the air.

Two unicorns guard the gates.
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>>2446342
Groves breaks into laughter

"I like this buffalo guy already."
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>>2446342
>head
That should be face instead of head.
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>>2446342
>>2446321
"And I'm here, helping him, aren't I? I don't have to like it."

>>2446328
"There's hardly a wound that my Faith can't heal."

>>2446335
"They better bow to her, or I'll make them..."
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>>2446369
I wait for Starswirl to act.
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>>2446369
He can do the talking then.
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>>2446369
"Ooh, can we check the shops when we're there? This place is sure to have some exotic herbs."
>>2446388
"Or you'll what?"
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>>2446369
Starswirl can go right ahead
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>>2446369
Wait for now.
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>>2446418
"Make them bow down before her. Check your ears."
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>>2446388
>>2446418
Save your anger for whatever pitiful fools have aligned themselves with Strife, Discord, or some other member of their foul species.
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>>2446388
You could perhaps show more respect. Be glad that his wisdom is stopping him from doing any ill to you.

>>2446369
Get out my binoculars and watch for anything interesting.
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>>2446393
>>2446406
>>2446421
>>2446428
"Morning boys. Good to be back. I trust the good princess is still at the palace?"
The guards nod, bow and open the gates.
Starswirls turns to the party
"Now I know you will mind your manners, but I'll tell you to do so anyway"
>>2446418
"Do as you please. You always do."
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>>2446459
"I can't help finding an adult mare's imaginary friend funny."
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>>2446472
I keep following Starswirl.
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>>2446472
"I do?"
I mean it would fit a neutral aligment to just wander off at will but if we're gonna have time later we might as well go to the princess first
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>>2446472
Lets go meet the princess.
I want to go home.
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>>2446472
Stick with Starswirl, surely he knows his way around this city
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>>2446479
Stare daggers at her but say nothing.

>>2446472
Follow Starswirl.
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>>2446472
"Lead the way"
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>>2446472
Let's go. I make notes as to what to ask Starswirl later.
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>>2446531
I snort and mutter under my breath "Nerd..."
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>>2446542
Snort at this cretin and continue following Starswirl.
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You make your way through Unicopia. It is not a big place, at least compared to Canterlot, but you see a lot of shops, brothels and bars. It seems like a place where one could easily spend lots of money.
The palace itself is far less than the word implies. It is more of a fancy mansion. Two more guards are watching the door, and they too bow to Starswirls as they let you pass. They do give Dawn a very judging look though.

Inside the palace is lavishly decorated, with masked guests lounging on sofas sipping expensive looking drinks and enjoying both themselves and eachother.
A servant comes up to you
"Her highness is waiting in her throne room, if there was nothing else Master Starswirls or his guests needed?"
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>>2446595
Ask one of the servants for a bottled drink and some food for later.
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>>2446595
I have a bad feeling about this.
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>>2446595
"I'd like a drink before entering, if you please"
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"I don't need anything you can give me."
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>>2446595
Mutter so the guests won't hear
"They're crazy, these city-dwellers..."
>>2446617
"I wouldn't trust anything these folk give you, I can share my rations with you."
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>>2446638
I'm not necessarily going to consume anything, it could come in handy later. I must thank you for the offer, though.
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>>2446595
"I LOVE what they've done with the place. I could live here. Let's go see her highness"
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>>2446625
"Hide your wings, sister. I'm afraid we might be into some good old fashioned prejudice."
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>>2446682
No way my wings are pretty.
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>>2446617
>>2446628
"Myes. Two drinks for the fine guests. Anything in particular you would prefer? I fear we're out of apple wine though."
>>2446633
"Perchance. But I do now a fellow who can do wonders for horns with a file"
>>2446662
"Why thankyou fine sir. It would be grand to have you. Mhe. Yes~"
>>2446682
"Oh I'm sorry did you ask for something? I must've misheard. For the life of me I thought you said 'wings'?"
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>>2446682
"Racism? This place is just crazy. Let's get out as soon as possible."
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>>2446709
You know? We are guests so im going to hide them under my dress.
they dont hate earth ponies?
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>>2446732
Not as much.
Seriously, watch HWE
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>>2446740
they hate everything
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>>2446732
They think they are smelly and dumb, but they make food and food is valuable so best not be too openly rude.
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>>2446745
What is this? the /v/ mansion?
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>>2446709
"Maybe, maybe not. I am an earth pony. Do you have something against that?"
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"That actually sounds good, but not until our business with the princess is finished."
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>>2446709

"Oh my.. 2 different bottles of whatever you might recommend, please. Preservable too, I'd like to take them with me."

>>2446759
"Quiet down, for goodness's sake. Just blend in or you're going to land us all in trouble."
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>>2446759
"Mmmno. No not really. Please forgive me good lady."
>>2446761
"Certainly. I will have him informed of your desires"
>>2446790
"Will do fine sir."

"Now if all is well and fine, please proceed to the throne room. It is just upstairs from here, past the curtains."
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>>2446838
I don't have anything more to say to him.
Proceed to the throne room.
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>>2446838
"Well let's go already!"
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>>2446838
Walk to the throne room.
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>>2446838
Take my bottles of whatever drinks I got and proceed.
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>>2446838
Let's go.
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>>2446861
"Yes. Let's."
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>>2446838
"right"
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Curiously, there seem to be no guards in the throne room. Just a massive golden throne covered in silk cushions, and more luxurious couches lining the walls.
Upon the throne lounges Princess Platinum. Clearly in her autumn years, but still as beautiful as can be. She smiles as Starswirls enters. There seems to be nobody else here.
"Starswirls! You're back I see. Good to see you after such a long time. Come to enjoy my city while there are still things in this world to enjoy? Ha!
And I see you brought friends along too. How darling of you. Please, please, enjoy yourselves. After all that is what this city is for!"
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>>2446970
take a walk around the room, admiring the decor and the rooms current occupier
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>>2446970
>open my wings
it's an honor to meet you your highness.
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>>2446970
I inspect the princesses's appearance more closely while I wait.
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>>2446970
Raise an eyebrow but keep quiet.
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>>2446970
Take a deep bow in front of the princess
"Afternoon, madame"
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>>2446970
Stay quiet and take note of the last Unicorn Queen. Try and see if there is anything at all relating to magic around.
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I bow my head towards her then look around at the room.
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>>2447005
It is a very expensive looking room. Princess Platinum must be very rich.
>>2447015
The princess frowns deeply
"Please put those down. I don't like wings. They bring back bad memories"
>>2447023
She is clearly old but well preserved. It is possible that she has used magic to keep yer youthful appearance.
>>2447028
"What's the matter dearie? Cat got your tongue and manners?"
>>2447043
"A pleasure, I'm sure."
>>2447050
You feel an odd sense of displacement about some parts of the room, but cannot figure it out.
>>2447069
You see it has been set up as a sort of VIP lounge for important guests. However none are present. Probably because she was waiting for you.
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>>2447123
Do I need a fricken spyglass to get her mane and coat colour and some detailed appearance?
Quickly bow and let Starswirl do the speaking.
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>>2447123
I wait for Starswirl to start talking.
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>>2447123
Im sorry Princess, Starswirl what are we doing here?
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>>2447123
Oh fuck, Discord's influence already?

Turn attention to behaviour of the Queen and try to match it to what I've seen in historical records.
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>>2447123
"Or maybe you are not the center of the world and I have nothing to say to you."

I glare at Starswirl.
When I entered that portal, he said we will be battling an ancient evil, not partake in fancy politics.
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>>2447185
Hue.
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>>2447173
This.

But not before rolling my eyes at my companions for not being able to keep themselves in check
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>>2447123
>make note of bulges and imperfections in the build of the walls. roof. then take a place behind Radiant
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>>2447162
White coat
Light silver mane
You assume she is maybe 60 or so.
>>2447193
"I may not be the center but you are ill even an afterthought. You would do better than to pointlessly irk me."
>>2447173
>>2447185
>>2447193
Starswirls smiles and steps up
"I'm sorry but that part never fails to amuse me. But back to business.
Platinum, we need access to your remaining loyal mages, and the key of Tartarus.
I think you have a deal in mind, yes?"
The Princess thinks for a while
"Were you anyone else I'd ask why in the world would you need the key of Tartarus, but you, Swirly, are you, and you never give a proper answer even though I always know you're right.
But yes, there is something I could trade it for. A favor for a favor so to say. Provided your... delightful comrades are up for it."
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>>2447279
What kind of favor?
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>>2447279
I cast roots to keep Radiant's mouth shut.
"Just out with it, we'll do it."
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>>2447279
>Swirly
Gasp.

Also, start fantasizing about what magic I couldl earn from the ancient mages of Unicornia
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>>2447279
>cut in before Radiant says anything
"anything less would be an insult"
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>>2447279
"As long as it's not sinful..."
Like this city...
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>>2447308
Also mutter to Radiant so the unicorn won't hear
"I am sorry for this, Paladin, but I want to get out of here fast and you aren't helping"
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>>2447279
I smile and give her a little bow

"To be able to serve your highness is a sufficient reward madame."
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>>2447279
"Am I a mercenary now?"
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>>2447303
>>2447308
"Oh nothing much. I need you to kill Commander Bofors for me and destroy his floating city of Galeopolis. Hurricane was a right old bastard but I almost ended up liking him. Bofors is just a young arrogant gnat who thinks he can do whatever he likes just because he thought of building a city out of clouds"
>>2447330
>0
you manage a sad 'umblemumblemumble' from behind the roots around your mouth
>>2447340
"Oh I like you. I'll be sure you get to serve me a bit later"
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>>2447369
"Mercenary is merely a title, and you are one for abandoning your lands"
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>>2447391
Stomp and try to say that I'm not an assasin for hire.
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>>2447391
"And I presume you have a way of getting us up there?"
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>>2447399
"My lands are dead and Starswirl has given me a chance for revenge. If you say something like that again I will turn you into a red smear on the floor."
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>>2447391
"Tell me more about this pegasus your highness, I am intrigued."

>>2447369
"Aren't we all?"
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>>2447391
Kill the leader of the pegasi army? I think you are overreacting your highness.
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>>2447391
Try to stall for time.
"Calm yourself. To what end would this serve?"

Look to Starswirl for advice.
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>>2447439
"I am with the pegasus on this one. We need more time to think on this offer."
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>>2447391
I lean over and whisper to Starswirl. "Are you sure you know what you are doing? If we destroy a city we aren't any better than what we are fighting."
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>>2447391
"I'm deeply sorry, your highness, however I must teach this morally decrepit deserter the meaning of >Love for your Land
Follow me outside, Deserter"
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>>2447497
I'll squish you once I know whether or not I will have to help destroy a city. Keep your mouth shut until then and maybe I'll forget that you think I'm a deserter.
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>>2447408
"What you are is a dirt farmer in stolen clothes"
>>2447414
"I was going to rip it out of the sky myself. I can give you whatever resources I have here but the plan is all yours"
>>2447428
>>2447439
"He took command after Hurricane passed and insists his plans are sound and reasonable. He wants to build entire cloud cities to safely house the pegasi far away from Equestria and Discord. He would leave us to rot, ignoring the pact all ponies made not even that long ago to stand united. I think he has nearly finished his first city, called Cloudsdale."
>>2447440
"It serves to make me happy, and to clear the tarnished memory of Commander Hurricane. What further justification do you need?"
Starswirls seems to be ignoring the entire situation.
>>2447457
"Uh wha- oh yes this is when we are. Look all you need to know or care about is that we need that key to open Tartarus' gates, and those mages to help with the ritual of summoning. All that matters is that key and those mages"

>4chan gives me warning over failing CAPTCHAs when 4chanX keeps failing to send them
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>>2447528
"We'd just have to take the commander out.
The pegasi have been living in the clouds as far as I remember anyway."
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>>2447528
We live in the sky princess we are not goint to abandon equestria and our pony brothers.
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>>2447528
"But why destroy the city, your highness? Wouldn't it be better to just overthrow this dishonorable bastard and set up a puppet government that abides to you?"
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>>2447528
Having us massacre other members of your species is only going to bring Strife or Discord down on your head. I will not take part in destroying your city like that.
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>>2447528
"Is that so? Perhaps if we convinced him to use his plans to aid us you would be satisfied?"

Also, start observing the room again for a pattern in the disarray. There might be something...
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>>2447528
"What you are is an old, bitter mule full of hatred and regret. I will not have my honor questioned by you! We are not going to mass murder a city for your pleasure."
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>>2447497
Something is wrong here. Find an in-character reason to cast Detect Evil on the room.
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>>2447587
Isn't you mouth still held shut by roots?
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>>2447636
Not anymore.
And I'm not casting it again, I'm on her side on this one.
>>2447626
All reason he needs is the quest she's offering to us.
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>>2447636
I could talk just before.
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>>2447564
"You might not, but as far as my sources point, that is exactly what Bofors intends to do. Take his cities and fly away from Equestria"
>>2447578
You are pretty sure there is only one. It just keeps moving. Fast.
>>2447587
"Hold your tongue before I have it held for you."

"So. Here is the deal. Bring me proof of Bofors' death. Something personal. Like his helmet. If you can prove that Galeopolis lies in ruins as well, you will be handsomely rewarded.
Do we have a deal?"

Starswirls seems to be tuning the bells on this robe on a couch. He looks remarkably bored.
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>>2442080
>ignoring my roll
>>2447559
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>>2447708
Did you see Aenoi's action the the submarine?
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>>2447729
>>2447708
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>>2447708
No, we can kill the commander but we are not going to destroy galeopolis.
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>>2447708
Spit on the floor by looking Platinum in the eyes.
I turn to Starswirl and say that I'm going to have to have some words with him.
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>>2447708
"Your highness, I must stress again that starting a war in between pony races is not the best course of action seeing the situation we are in. Same goes for destroying an entire city that could be used by yourself. We can just dispose of this Bofors character and put you in charge of the city."
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>>2447760
While*
While looking her in the eyes.
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>>2447760
>the return of the spaghetti
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>>2447729
>>2447758
>>2447771
"Oh fine. As long as that coward deserter dies."
>>2447760
You don't manage to say a word as there seems to be a rather sharp blade pressing against your throat. There is a pony standing right at your side. You are absolutely sure he was not in the room a moment ago. He has a dagger on your throat, ready to kill you.
He is not saying anything
Starswirls is rolling his eyes
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>>2447847
"This is a nightmare. Just point us in the right direction."
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>>2447708
Keep observing for it, whetevr it is. Get ready to freeze it to a spot the moment it exposes itself.
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>>2447847
Vanish behind the pony
Drop it son.
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>>2447847
I give a short bow and look for a servant to direct me to the pony that does the horn filing.

Are we ignoring Aenoi until he gets back?
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>>2447847
Cock an eyebrow at the unknown intruder and look at the princess to see what her reaction is
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>>2447847
Stand still and calm, and look her in the eyes.
"You don't scare me. You call us cowards yet you send others to handle your problems. You are pathetic."
I don't attack or try to defend myself.
Just stand still and calm.

My Faith is strong, the Sun Pendant shall protect me should he attack, and that would give me enough time.
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>>2447847
If that wasn't the source of the disturbance, continue looking.
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>>2447979
Herp
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>>2447737
>>2447890
ARGH
>>2447908
>>2447912
The princess gives a little grin, then waves at the new arrival
"Stand down Last Breath. She is just a stupid child, not a threat"
>>2447875
As you appear behind him, he lowers his dagger and vanishes as well.
>>2447873
As that happens, you realize the distortion was indeed the vanishing unicorn moving around unseen via magic.

>>2447865
"Goooood~ Go talk to Silverthreads. He is a mage who can help you get to Bofors. Knowing him he is probably at the Gilded Teats enjoying some company.
Remember. I want his helmet as proof. You may go."

Starswirls wakes up from his nap on a couch and walks out, giving a little bow.
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>>2447996
I'm going to go enjoy that horn filing. It's been too long since my character had a chance to relax.
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>>2447996
"thankyouhopeI'llneverseeyouagain"
I'm gonna gallop out to the streets.
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>>2447996
Seems we have to do as she says. Follow Starswirl.

Also, examine the drinks I got just now.
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>>2447996
I follow the weird unicorn >>2448024
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>>2447996
"It's been a pleasure meeting you, your highness."
I do another bow and follow Starswirl
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>>2448029
Strong, expensive stuff you can't even begin to pronounce the names of.
>>2448018
>>2448024
>>2448033
>>2448046
The servant from earlier runs after you
"Waaaaaait the princess forgot to give you thiiiiis!"
He is holding a note.
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>>2447996
I turn around, walk out, and catch up to Starswirl.
I stand in his way to stop him.
"You dragged me here saying we will fight evil and now you want me to become a spinless assasin on the whims of a whore? If you do, you can send me back right now because I'm not taking any part in this. And don't you dare come with some mysterious shit about time again!"
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I think we should play in the submarine due to 4chan's technical difficulties.
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>>2448054
Take the note and read the note.
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>>2448067
"Stop right there. All we need is a helmet, don't we?"

>>2448054
Take and read.
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>>2448054
Once Dawn has taken the note I ask him to lead me to the pony he told me about earlier.
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>>2448067
Dont worry we are just going to steal the helmet and leave.
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>>2448095
Herp.
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>>2448082
>>2448086
[If you happen to run into my sons Crown Jewels or Family Jewels, ask them to return to the palace as soon as possible. It is urgent. Do NOT take them with you.

PS: The earth pony is a faget ]
>>2448067
"I don't need to bother. As every time before, your clever sister already has it figured out by now. >>2448100"
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>>2448100
>>2448135
"Well, I suppose that'll work in a pinch."
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>>2448135
Hey, I figured it out first
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>>2448135
I huff and leave this 'palace'.
I look for the Wildguard.

Also, maybe Nasse is right and we should try it in the submarine. Aenoi got banned and captcha and QR is being a pain in the ass.
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>>2448135
Family jewels? Pfhahahhaah oh wow.

>>2448150
Dont sweat it I got this.
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>>2448168
"I'm here. Should we go to what I can only presume to be a bordello or should we check the shops out?"
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>>2448155
"We both know that, and can find solace in it. Let those two have their way. It's how they work."
>>2448168
I really really don't like questing in the sub if it can be avoided, but if the party asks for it, I'll move.
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>>2448135
"About that horn filing you mentioned earlier..."
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>>2448195
Because you can't have your quadcrits right?
I'd prefer to go there.
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>>2448195
I don't like it either, but since aenoi can't post here anymore, it might be for the best.
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>>2448206
Horn filing? What are you a mare?

>>2448195
Just for today maybe?
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>>2448186
Speak in a soft tone to her and place my hoof on her head.
"It is unfortunate that we met how it is, as I am in a terrible mood ever since I was dragged here and away from Celestia before I could ask her something very important..."
I smack her face in the dirt in a quick motion.
"But root my mouth again and I'll bring down the Sun's Fury on you!"
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>>2448206
"Yessir. I've arranged the appointment at the Gilded Teats by request of the princess."

>>2448210
>>2448217
>>2448226
Gah, fine. WE MOVE.
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>>2448226
Fucking 4chanx.
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>>2448233
Rolling to dodge
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>>2448234
Let's go.
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