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Old Thread: >>2435190

cute guard thread

>hope
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Changelings are xeno scum.
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bumping for interest
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I would fuck that horse.
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>>2439116
no, get out
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The horrendous bipedal "human" plague must be purged from Equestria like the heresy it is.
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>>2439102

>cute guards

Now that you mention it, I can't recall seeing any other femguard art other than that one KM did a long time ago.
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Goodnight MLPG

[1]
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>>2439127
>>2439115
I JUST CAME FOR THE SLUSHIES GUYS
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>>2439102
Man, Shining Armor.
You really went sub when you got married.
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>>2439102
I want to write a fapfic about being a female royal guard captain during the changeling invasion and then being brutally raped and slowly transformed in front of my detachment.
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>>2439142

Once this thread hits 88 pones a minute, you're gonna see some serious shit.
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>>2439149
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR SLUSHIES!
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>>2439155
>88 pones a minute
You're a madman!
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>>2439102
>There will never be any female guards in the show.
>There will never be a hard nosed female guard general.
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>>2439141
I drew a cute guard once. But it was a very long time ago, and I can't stand to look at my old stuff.

Fortunately nobody saves crap art so it rarely surfaces.
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>>2439150
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>>2439151
I would masturbate at it.
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>>2439151
>raped

you mean confronted by changelings which then turn into handsome stallions, which hug and cuddle the fuck out of her for maximum love extraction

she is unable to resist, you can only watch in horror as she happily snuggles with anyone and everyone but you

the changelings eat their fill and leave
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>>2439157
GOD DAMNIT, I TRUSTED YOU.
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>>2439151
FUND IT
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http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/195527

jesus...

>>2439033
Sorry, what tree?

>>2439001
> Yeah. She may think some of us are a little weird
> little weird
> some cry

This made me giggle. MLPG is 90% fucked up virgin manchildrens with TONS of the most weird and disgusting fetishes I ever encountered. Not even mentioning constant boner.

I still don't understand what she is doing here and why keep coming back.
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>>2439180
>cuddle ntr
I can dig it
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>>2439149
>Green slushie
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>>2439180
write in the style of smut while keeping it innocent and 10/10 would read
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>Summer 2012
>Not being a member of the New Luna Republic

Explain this.
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>>2439180
Well, she's still got to be slowly transformed.
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>>2439200
I'm not a brony
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>>2439200
luna et celestia r frennns
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>>2439200
Even in summer, we have SOME taste.
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>>2439211
Look who's talking.
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sumer is icumen in, lhudde sing cucku!
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>>2439186
The blue one is mine.
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>>2439148
>That fucking song

Man I loved that game
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>>2439200
Not a brony, and I'm too busy raging at idiot friends
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>>2439149
Damn those look good
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>>2439206
slowly transformed....into a complete cuddleslut with insatiable hug lust that lasts long after the "accident"

you would swear she practically fed off of hugging ponies

but more importantly, she barely hugs you anymore.
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>rape
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>>2439188
>They originated from Equestria Daily, who found it on Ponychan, who sent it to the old /b/ threads.
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>>2439244
Well it's about time.
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>>2439220
I'm not the ones who've spent the last two months fantasizing about insects and making up new abilities to fetishize them with.
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On a scale of one to ded, how ded is this thred?
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>>2439243
>Implying I wouldn't chain her up in the basement and give her exactly one hug per day to keep her alive.
>Implying I wouldn't stand just beyond her arms' reach, masturbating and listening to her desperate pleas for cuddling.
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>>2439262
About a strong 6 to a light 7, it's been worse
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>>2439192

>ntr
It's cuckolding you filthy weaboo.
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>>2439261
I've been saying this this whole time! We need to purge the vile insect abominations from this land!
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>>2439261
Neither have I
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>>2439188
>Not even mentioning constant boner.
If you can't handle having a constant boner, maybe you shouldn't come here.
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>>2439262
...bed?
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>2439196
>>2439196
Jessy, you busy?
Draw sleepy princess pretty wings please
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>>2439278
Says the freakish murdering ape.
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>>2439280
I would let that insect molest me.
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>>2439262
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCHdTJY
>Implying the general can die.
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>>2439261
You mean like vaginal suckers and claws?
Or ovipositors?
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>>2439303
You don't even have thumbs!
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Which pony likes anal sex the most?
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>>2439289
>Implying
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>>2439277
It's funny, I like both NTR and cuckolding, but there's a bunch of NTR peeps who can't stand cuckolding.

Probably because it's associated with over the top silly western sissyfication stuff and all, but still :(

I wish I had a mistress to please in the hope that she might let me out of my cage for a night :(
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>>2439278
What about SEXY insect abominations?
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>>2439304
Me too.
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right now a bunch of people are spamming reddit with child porn links disguised as regular. in the discussion about it

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/ur7n6/modpost_child_pornography_warning/

people are comparing it to bestiality porn and my little pony porn. fuck you reddit.
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>>2439312
Your thumbs are an affront to celestia's divine will!
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>>2439304
Then you shall burn with the rest of them, heretic!
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>>2439321
>:(
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>>2439200
>not joining the Equestrian Armed Forces
how are you going to defend against a Sethra invasion if you don't even have painful pointless augments and APCs that play dubstep?
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>>2439303
You know, we are capable of love too, passionate lovemaking.
Destruction of entire civilizations.
AND THEN PASSIONATE LOVEMAKING TO THEIR FEMALES.
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>>2439304
>molest

i would rather cuddle with bug and chat about things

all of the things
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>>2439311
And the transformation, vore, and mind domination bullshit.
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Can a nigga get a link to the Renne Quest archives?
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i don't even
what
what is he even saying
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>>2439323
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>>2439323
They will be the first to feed the fires.
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>>2439334
>moralfags
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Hey, Jr here. Just wanted to post up some small animation experiment stuff I was workin' on. Not perfect and has some issues, but what you think so far?

http://www.mediafire.com/?ifcqye0qi9440w4

Should be ready to make porn flashes soon, but I'll probably get crackin' on some requests before that
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>>2439331
YOUR MAGIC IS AN AFFRONT TO EVERYTHING SCIENCE TRIES TO PROVE!
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>>2439303
You're just jealous.
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>>2439340
stay pure anon.
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>>2439346
andrew wk is not a real person
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>>2439296
What is that even.
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>>2439331
MY THUMBS WILL BE THE LAST THING YOUR PRECIOUS PRINCESS SEES BEFORE I GOUGE OUT HER EYES!
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>>2439352
unf. very nice.
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>>2439359
What would they be jealous of? They're happy.
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>>2439346
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>no bugboners so far
>only bugfeels

Master. Race.
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so


you guys like goblins, right
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>>2439368

>sleepy princess pretty wings
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>>2439376
Bugs don't feel, Anon. Don't let yourself fall to the dark side.
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>>2439346
PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES PONIES
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>>2439352
Very clean flash, but why does Octavia look so sad?

What kind of plans do you have for future flashes? Are you going to make them Zone style "games"? Or loops or what?
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>>2439367
Wait, you're not going to call me a faggot and to kill myself.

Where am I?
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>not choosing the blue slushie

What are you a faggot or something? I bet it's your fault skittles are 95% orange and yellow.
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>>2439390
Oh, thought you meant Luna for a sec. I'm about to go to sleep because it's 4AM so maybe tomo...later today.
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>>2439391
not him, but i'm pretty sure they do

larger spiders and other large, complex creepies can become accustomed to certain people and hostile to others

they feel
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>>2439401
I wanted to make her look kinda worried; she's not comfortable doing public sex.

Future stuff? Thinking about making small Zone-esque type flashes. Just a scene with a couple pones at first. Might do something more ambitious when I get better at Flash stuff.
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>>2439373
>Spike discovered Twilight's secret collection of masturbation videos and pics of herself
>And some other ones involving Shining Armor
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>>2439346
>bronies and party.
>@propaneaccessories
IS IT MACHINE CODE
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>>2439416
>He likes the purple skittles
>He doesn't recognize that the citrus are the only good skittles flavors
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>>2439424
It's not the next day until you wake up.
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>>2439416
This.
Blue flavors master race
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>>2439416
But I did choose the blue slushie... I might hate Changelings with my entire heart but there will always be room for a blue slushie.
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>>2439342
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>>2438798
>>2438850
>>2439028
CONTINUING

>You walk towards the park as you said you would at the start of the date, but something grabs her attention before you even get close
>The Arcade
>A cute, clever, funny girl that likes games fell just into your lap
>You thank Celestia, Luna and Chrysalis for your fortune

>You change your bits into quarters and give her half of your pile before she flies over to the Ponykart machines, which is nice seeing as hoppipipopo never finished
>They support cross-play so you naturally take up a seat nice to her, your frame comically over sized for the machine
>you tell her that you'll go easy on her, thinking you'll have the upper hand seeing as powered vehicles are still fantasy for them
>this nativity elicits a smile from her as she ceremoniously destroys you
>your pride is somewhat damaged until her beaming smile shows, reminding you of how lucky you've been

>content in proving her karting prowess she suggests Fighting is Magic
>It's just like the human version, justified because the main 6 are national heroes
>you're adamant that you can pull a victory out of this seeing as you have fingers
>your presumption was correct, winning the first 3 games by a substantial margin, making her moan with frustration at every defeat
>before you can start the 4th game she takes your hand and leads you to another set of machines in the dark back corner of the arcade
>you follow her hesitantly, unsure of what she wants to do with you
> she looks over the machines to see if anyone can see them in the back
>it seems they can't
>your mind races at what you presume she is about to do
>'close your eyes'
>she pushes you onto a stool and

>field too long, that's new
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>>2439425
>Own a tarantula
>I can pick it up with no problems
>It ran up my sister's arm and bit her on the bicep
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>>2439342
I don't care anymore man
time to fap
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>picking between 3 slushie flavors

But what about shaved ice?

I fucking love tiger's blood, that shit is so good.
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>>2439426
Maybe make her dart her eyes around nervously or something I dunno.

Sounds fun; looking forward to it.
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>>2439426
>dj with red eyes

fuck you fan of the fandom brony
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>>2439436
>>2439436
>>2438798
>>2438850
>>2439028
cont'
she tells you to open your eyes
you were wrong, very wrong
before you stands a pale 5 foot 2 human girl with dark flowing hair, green eyes and oversized canines in her mischievous smile

Her smile quickly changes to a slight grimmace as she tells you to hurry up, completely changing her muscular and skeletal system is draining and painful
You move your hand towards you zipper a split second before she turns around and slips a quarter in to the FiM machine
It takes a moment for you to realise that she just wants to play vidya with fingers, you again reprimand yourself before smiling to yourself and joining her
It was a perfect game, one that you'll never forget
you gained won the first game as she grew accustomed to her new body
she won the second round, her superior timing trumping you
the final round ran for the 90 seconds as you both fell into a perfect rhythm

She quickly flashes back and gives you a tight hug
you can feel her heart racing from both the exhilaration of the match and the exertion of her transformation

>You leave the arcade and both shield your eyes from the sun
wat do

this is taking a lot of time and I might stop tonight and pick up later tonight or tomorrow if anyone wants me to
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>>2439379
>dat underwear
Oh god
Right in the fetish
Unf.
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>>2439425
I know. I actually co-exist with bugs very well. I let non-dangerous spiders live around my house and if a moth flies in or something I always catch it and toss it back outside.
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>>2439415
You are among friends here.
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>>2439455
I could totally do that, sure thing.

Tomorrow.

>>2439459
/)
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MT if your still on....

>>2439299
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>>2439442
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>>2439424
> I'm about to go to sleep because it's 4AM so maybe tomo...later today

aww, okay, thanks!
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>>2439441
You own a spiderbro.
She knows your sister is a whore and a bitch.
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>>2439460
oh my god.

to hell with all of this. i'm going outside and getting a real girlfriend.

i'm too young and average looking to be reading this instead of really experiencing it.
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>>2439149
Blue slushie <3!
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>>2439461
here's another
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4chan is kind of bonkers tonight, huh?
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>>2439493
We all are.

;_;

except for nathan
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>>2439496

That's an awful big slushie.
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>>2439504
It's always a bit off at 3AM now
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My hatred is running low and if I stay any longer I may develop feelings for these xeno scum and the heretics who defend them. It is time I get rest and recharge my hatred. But before I go I want to give all you bugloving freaks one last gift.
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>>2439510
She's gonna get a hell of a brain freeze if she isn't careful
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>>2439474
Awww now see this is so cute. You did very well. And I can see what you are going for. A pone daydreaming of some wild adventure perhaps. Good job.
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>>2439504
In what way?
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>>2439513
if you can run out of hate, you never really hated in the first place.
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>>2439498
Do you have any more of the dude?
He's just... Unf.
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>>2439498

Oh hey it's magneto.

C-Could you maybe do some more muscley thighed boy pones? That'd be n-nice.
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>>2439473
>Leaving a brony hanging.

You guys are awful

(\
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>>2439493
> i'm going outside and getting a real girlfriend

that's the spirit, anon
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>>2439460
>>2439460
Someone screencap this in a proper order, I'm not going to read through all these posts.
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>>2439345
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%201.7z

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%202.7z

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%203.7z

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%204.7z

You're in for some serious shit in the most recent one. Also, I think all but the first one are in the general archive, one of the marker bearers keeps dropping the marker there quickly. Just look for the threads that have less than 250 images.
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I meant, like, the site and it being offline a lot or down... I have coffee and I'm listening to some music but my brain is absolute pudding right now.

Trying to get up enthusiasm to animate, but...

>>that feel when almost everyone you know is asleep, like normal people should be
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>>2439493
See you tomorrow
and the next day
and the day after that
and the day after that
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>>2439526
not much, there's an edit of the first one but it's not work safe
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>>2439525
>hate is always transient
>only beings so twisted that they are no longer human are capable of true hate
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How about some Anon x Gilda violent shower sex greentext?
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>>2439525
It's not so much that I've run out of hate that I just need some sleep so I can continue my hatred with strength. I assure you that tomorrow when I wake up I will continue my campaign against the xenos.
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>>2439493
>Not going outside and finding your yellowjacket trap.
>Not sticking your duck in it and fucking the bees inside until the good and stingers lube you up.
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>>2439496
>blushing while drinking a slushie

WHY
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>>2435405

Capped!
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Jenn. 22. Cisgendered. Transabled. Pansexual. Aromantic. Asensual. Demiplatonic. Turtle/tortoise in a past life. Member of a multiple system. Gainer. Fat activist. Transfat activist. Vegan. Feminist.Trying to become more aware of and take more responsibility over my privileges. Trying to learn. Trying to accept. Trying to correct. Trying. Faltering. Trying again.

Likes: sewing, cooking, gardening, animal rights, human rights, human-animal rights, fat acceptance

Dislikes: the reluctance to simply just check your privilege
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>>2439496
MORE SLUSH
I MEAN BLUSH
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>>2439561
Why don't you play vidya with them instead?
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>>2439559
Fuck
we've got slutty mare quest
girlfriend quest
lyra quest
and now you want to do some gilda greentext
is MLPG just trying to keep me up all night tonight? I have shit to do tomorrow
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>>2439554
>not work safe
Post it yo!
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which pone's butt would you most like to fuck?
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>>2439545
Serious shit how? I made it to the sinking ship before I crashed last time. That's pretty serious.
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>>2439561
If your hate is not tireless then you can't into hate.
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>>2439586
All of the ponies
if they wanted it
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>>2439586
Best pony of course
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>>2439570
>Aromantic.

what

>Asensual.

wait, what?

>Demiplatonic. Member of a multiple system. Gainer.

woah, hold on, you're going too fast. you still need to explain the first one!
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>>2439582
You are forgetting RaritQuest.
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>>2439570
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>>2439580
Engaging in any activity, even leisurely ones, with a Changeling scum brings a sickening feeling to my stomach that can only be cured by immense bloodshed from said xenos.
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>>2439595
Not everyone can be a supaasu mariin
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>>2439436
>this nativity
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>>2439609
But she's a nice girl
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Did I accidentally click the bread?
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>>2439603
Oh god
Yeah last night with fucking boatquest and rariquest going on at the same time gah
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>>2439616
FUCKING SPELLCHECK
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>>2439595
My hate does not tire but unfortunately my body does. Even the mightiest of warriors require rest to purge the evil Changelings from this land.
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>>2439609
it's too late

the emprah took out half his brain to make room for whatever the fuck kind of extra hearts he needed to hate aliens.
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All this talk of Xenos reminds me I have a deathwatch campaign I'm attending for the first time in a month on Saturday.

I am excite.
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>>2439576
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>>2439622
She'll be even nicer with her head under my foot. Once I extract the information I require of course.
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>>2439562
Yellowjackets are wasps, not bees.
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>>2439593
Not even gonna spoil. Have fun.
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ITT: Tau scum and their heretic insectoid comrades
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>>2439625
a lot of /mlp/ visitor realize the bread is shit so they move into here.
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>>2439585
it's just an exposed penis, it's nothing special
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>>2439639

YOU CALL THAT BLUSH?
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>>2439652
I HAVE HOOVES NOW?

AWESOME
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>>2439646
>Implying you wouldn't fall to your knees and beg to serve the queen if she did nothing more than give you a wink.
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>>2439602

Member of a multiple system... the fuck... is that like an intimate network, which is a group of individuals or couples entangled in relationships?

I just don't see the point in listing a bunch of buzzwords in a bio... unless you need to directly address some issues, why would you define yourself by hyperspecialized vocabulary usually relating to disorders?
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>>2439654
Draw Princess Bitch being raped by something. ...Like a Beholder or something.
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>>2439654
give us the dick, magneto
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>mfw I'll never have a picture of myself as a Space Marine fighting Changeling scum while drinking a giant blue slushie and blushing like super bad.
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>>2439646
i know it's silly fiction, but the thought of a well meaning, kind person being used and killed just because of some knucklehead's senseless hatred makes my heart churn.
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>>2439664
Maybe it's from a kink site profile?
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>>2439649
>Have fun.
Strapping myself down. My body is ready.
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>>2439665

>raped by a beholder

I just....what?
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>>2439672
>anon_muhreen_and_pone_mareine_arguing_over_campaign_rules_while_drinking_slushies.png
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>>2439679
>heart churn
That sounds unhealthy
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>>2439681
Boop.
http://wearyturtle.tumblr.com/
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>>2439663
In order for that to work I'd have to have some other kind of emotion besides hate. Which I do not. Her wink means nothing to me. She means nothing to me. She exists for me to kill, nothing more.
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>>2439693
it is.
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>>2439672
I know that feel, bro
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>>2439664
Because these people are
FUCKING
OBSESSED
WITH LABELS
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>>2439672
>tfw trying to write

why
why is there only static
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>>2439693
I agree. You should lay off the Big Macs.
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>>2439663
pls. I want to serve my goddess so badly.
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>>2439706
>Every time anon sees big mac his heart churns

Lel.
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>people in the fluffy pony threads who are convinced they're not psychopaths
>>
Well, found a write-up on demiplatonic. http://faithfulimage.wordpress.com/tag/demiplatonic/

TL;DR trouble forming bonding with people in a friendly way outside of romance or sex. Must make dealing with family or work relationships hell!
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>>2439681
>f-list kink lists
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>>2439704
whoops. didn't mean to quote that past
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>>2439712
>after his heart churns he claps and shoots a gun

Americans, am I right?
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>>2439687
It has tentacles, and is magic.
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>>2439713
>people in the fluffy pony threads who are convinced they're psychopaths
ftfy
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>>2439694
>I share this blog with my spirit twin, Justice.
well then.

i don't understand anything going on here.
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>>2439679
It's because you're still human instead of a EMPRAH/fluffy pone fag.
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>>2439729
I'm fully convinced that I have mild sociopathic tendencies, for what it's worth. Probably not clinically severe sociopath or anything, but yeah.
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>>2439696
>Implying she couldn't easily use her hypnotic magic to redirect your hatred only towards other humans.
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>>2439665
>rape
that's more glitter glue's thing

>>2439668
ugh, fine

NSFW:
http://sadpanda.us/images/1002676-UDDXPMO.png
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>>2439729

>implying anyone in there acknowledges there's something wrong with them
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>>2439750
No, they're edgy kids who like to claim psychoses as a badge of pride without actually having them.
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>>2439730

I'm a strong turtle who don't need no spirit twin.
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>>2439745
>Implying my constitution is weak enough to fall to such cheap parlor tricks.
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>>2439694
>>2439730
Pftahahahaa

>Anonymous asked: can you not use 'trolls' to describe anons who send hate or whatever? i'm troll therian and i hate that my people are used as a joke. it really hurts.

>Justice here. Sorry about that. We’ll avoid using that term in the future.
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>>2439760
>Cheap parlor tricks
Good. Keep thinking that. Allow your guard to drop. You'll soon see what true power is.
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>>2439763
10/10 best new troll.
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>>2439763
What a beta troll. I thought they cussed people out and dumped buckets of shit on them?
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Quick cartoony Twilight colordoodle I don't particularly care for!

But I needed a break from commission junk.
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>>2439768
>She reverse his hate so hard that it turns into love
>Love and compassion for everything
>The first Fluttermarine, as they are dubbed, is born
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>>2439763
>These people exist.
>>
Pls I just want to worship my Goddess, even if she is a bug. I'd happily channel all of my love and affection into her and, when drained, I'd summon up some more to go lure some new prey for her, whatever it takes.
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>>2439763
>>2439770
>>2439776
>>
UGH well there's nothing else I'm good for tonight, so stream it is...

http://www.livestream.com/buttercupsaiyan/
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>>2439730
>>I share this blog with my spirit twin, Justice.

JUSTICE DECLARES THESE CAT GIFS ADORABLE
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>>2439785
Oh, god, that would be fucking awesome.
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>>2439768
My guard is never down. While they are disgusting xenos they do possess a power that could prove difficult to defeat. Luckily for me they're too stupid to realize what it is.
>>
As I've always said Khârn the Betrayer is a heck of a guy to be around, despite his reputation. I remember our third day on this technicolor planet filled with cheery, singing horse critters when a small pink one starts sneaking up on the big guy.
Funny I know, the dumb things come up to our hips, harmless as anything and its sneaking up on Khârn, who is clueless to it all.
Suddenly it jumps, and surprisingly, manages to land on his head.
Everything goes silent, except for the crazy critter screaming "YOUR IT!" before hopping off his massive frame and vanishing into the local town.
The creatures on this planet are frighteningly resilient as it took ten hours for Khârn to catch the damned thing and 'tag' it, sending it over the horizon.
I almost had a heart attack when it showed up behind me a second later, giggling.
>>
Did somebody screencap pacifist changeling gf last thread?
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>>2439788
>goddess

Why can't bug horse just be a cuddlebuddy

Go worship slaneesh or something so I can be snug in a rug with a bug
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>>2439788
Well, she's always glad to meet a willing thrall, but don't expect any special treatment.
>>
>>2439730
>>2439794
>justice
I keep thinking of †
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>>2439785
Impossible. I am incapable of the feeling called "love".
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>>2439782
i like it
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>>2439820
You are now.
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>>2439812
THE BEATING OF A MILLION DRUMS
THE FIRING OF A MILLION GUNS
THE MOTHER OF A MILLION SONS
CIVILIZATION
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>>2439810
Why would a lowly worm such as myself expect the least bit of acknowledgement from a being as incredible as her? Just to know I played some small part in her greatness would be more than I could ever hope for.
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http://wearyturtle.tumblr.com/page/2

>It’s not that I’m unappreciative of all that they do for me, it’s just that, like so many others, they don’t understand that I’m unable to lead a “normal” lifestyle for someone my age. I can probably handle school but I am definitely unable to work. My parents don’t understand that I’m not always in control of my body. A toddler and a flying dog CANNOT do work intended for an adult human. I wish my parents would believe me.

WAT
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>>2439794
>Justice here. I am now in a relationship with an object, a bookshelf named Hunter who is made of mahogany. I have always been attracted to him (he beckoned me over in Pier 1 imports when we first met 8 years ago) but now I know I really…

Justice x Bookshelf OTP
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>>2439807
>last thread
Isn't it still going on up here?
>>2439460
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I'm trying to ponies, am I doing it right?
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>>2439812
SEE THESE CEE AYE TEE GEE EYE EFS
1234 FUNNY
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>>2439841
I killed her. Sorry. The thing is over. If it comforts you she died like the pathetic being she was.
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>>2439845
>open image
>misread 'your complimentary Fluttershy in socks' as 'stocks'
>eagerlyscroll down
>disappointment
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>>2439807

Here they are in order
>>2437189
>>2437606
>>2437895
>>2438327
>>2438798
>>2439460
>>2439436

I'd really appreciate it if someone would cap them
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>>2439845
You did everything right except for Chrysalis. She should be crammed into a wood chipper.
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>>2439829
>DO THE G.A.B.E.N.
>1
>2
>sorry, part three is being delayed due to some unforeseen circumstances
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>>2439554
>>2439654
>>2439746
That's all I got in me.
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>>2439824
>You will never be a spets maroon turned into a docile catgirl by the bug queen.
>>
>>2439867
Here, I'll throw one together. Give me a minute.
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>>2439803
It's sad, because I can see him doing that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVcdLPqoHg
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>>2439820
That is why you will fail.
>>
>>2439841
>>2439858
She's not dead, just vicariously tired and needing to study for mid-years
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>>2439830
>all this groveling is getting painful
>do humans really think this bullshit even approximates love?
>all they do is go on about how you're so great without ever really caring for you
>it's less love than you felt for that awful kitten calendar someone sent you for that one hatching done
>enough is enough
>you have the pathetic ape carried out, forming plugs in your ears to drown out screams of "my queen! my queen! a hurr durr. i am humen i worship things lel!" ecks dee.
>god, these fuckers have gotten old fast
>you could go for a slushie now
>a guard could probably slip into a convenience store and grab you one
>but first, the question
>cherry, green apple, or blueberry?
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>>2439390
Can we get more of Celestia? Like this one
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>you will never hear the dry squeaking coming from your fingertips dragging down the belly of her suit, hearing her shudder with lust in turn
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>>2439862
But you still have Twilight with a cocktail.
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>>2439879
Thank God. That thing would no longer be considered a Space Marine.
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>>2439898
I thin you should go to bed...
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>been trying to get good at drawing for a while
>really slow improvement
>haven't drawn anything good
>haven't finished anything
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>>2439893
Blueberry.
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>>2439893
I would spit in the royal slushie.

Yeah, I be that would ruin her day.
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>>2439893
She must choose wisely. For if she makes the wrong choice I shall end her pathetic existence.
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>>2439909
>>
Somebody have that picture with the different cocktails and such based of ponies?
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>>2439909
>that feel
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>>2439918
this is getting ridiculous

i mean

slushies

really

that's already the wrong answer

milkshake master race
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>>2439907
Fuck, I don't know about you guys, but I'd much rather be a cute, docile catgirl than a shitty space marine.
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>>2439908

>MT turning against me

It was too good to last. Good night.
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>>2439875
oh HELL yeah

this is adorable as hell, mate, thanks!
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>>2439909
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ck4NuQWZ-kk&feature=g-u-u
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>>2439929
Your life has been forfeit.
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>>2439934
>been drawing for a while
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>>2439929
Someone pls kill this heretic. The chaos has gotten to him.
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>>2439931
Then go be a pathetic hybrid wretch. I will kill you soon enough.
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>>2439894
nobody draws her ;_;
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>>2439929
>not malts

die, heretic
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>>2439932
>offer good health advice
>thinks I'm turning against them.
Oh anon...I just worry for you is all.
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>>2439950
>about a week later, a local neckbeard is found in the park wearing cat ears, being beaten by another neckbeard with a foam chainsaw sword
>it is a battle for the ages
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>>2439941
even if you have been drawing for a while, this is still a great video to watch or listen to. there's a lot of things artists forget about that he brings up.
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>>2439950
Nyou can try, onii-chan~
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>>2439951
Oh... ;~;
I guess... this picture sums up my feel right now.
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>>2439962
not like it'll change anything
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>>2439954
>Health advice.
>Not mental advice.
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>>2439963
Congratulations. You've just jumped up the list of things I need to kill. You're sitting just below Chrysalis now. I'm going to put off an entire extinction just to kill you.
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>>2439964
>New trip.
Oh hello.
Mind introducing yourself?
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>>2439966
Just watch the damn video.
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>>2439976
Um... what do you want/need to know?
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The ROYAL SLUSHIE should be green apple.

It's obvious.
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>>2439972
Might want to go ahead and bump him up. That way you might ACTUALLY succeed at one thing before you're demolished by the swarm.
>>
What the hell is going on

Why aren't you watching your goat animes
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>>2439898

Maybe you should do some feeder stuff.
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>>2439979
Why you think you need a trip
>>
>>2439983

**IT'S TOO EARLY FOR THAT
>>
>>2439989
So you know you're talking to the same idiot
>>
>>2439845
that is pretty damn good, just sayin
>>
W H Y D O E S I T S E E K M E ?
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>>2439979
Why you have one.
What skill you have to contribute.
And why you are using it while not doing it.
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>>2439982
Ha. Defeated by a bunch of losers that got their ass kicked by a pink pony. Yeah. I'm shakin' in my armor. They don't even know how to use their powers to their full potential.
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>>2439954

I usually crash around 4 or 5am and wake up at noon. I'm getting my hours.
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>>2439989
Don't respond to him
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>>2439972
>Space Marine going through list of things he needs to kill.
>Number one: Evil changeling queen, emotional vampire, corrupts and enthralls victims to her personal army.
>Number two: Annoying catgirl, called me "onii-chan"
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>>2439995
That's not good enough, contribute or lose the trip
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>>2439981
Wrong choice. I'll crush your head in my hand now. The correct choice was There was no correct choice. I was going to kill you no matter what you picked.
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>>2439867
>>2439880
You linked those last two the wrong way around, ya jerk. Didn't realise until I'd added the last one and went "Wait, this is part 1 of two. Where's the second part?".
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>>2440001
>Ha
YOU JUST DISPLAYED A SENSE OF HUMOR. THAT'S NOT HATRED. I SEE THROUGH YOUR FACADE.
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>>2439999
Nice quads.
I have decent photoshop ability... I guess. (vector isn't mine)
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Why haven't you pre-ordered Dark Souls yet MLPG
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>>2440010

Where's this from?
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>>2440005
That catgirl fucking deserves it. You also forgot #3 "An entire race of shape-shifting monsters." Kind of adds a little more perspective to how annoying that cat girl must have been.
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>>2440012
You can't crush me if I'm already orange crush

Beverage man, away!
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>>2440017
I'm sorry anon, i'll make it up to you somehow
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>>2440025
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVcdLPqoHg

So I can laugh. That means nothing.
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>>2440030
It's already out.
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>>2440034
>Number One: Queen Chrysalis
>Number Two: Annoying Catgirl
>Number Three: Beverage Man
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>>2440040
I REPLACED ALL OF THE SODA IN YOUR FRIDGE WITH DIET
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>too discouraged to even bother to start drawing
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>>2440034
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, BEVERAGE MAN! BUT I WILL FIND A WAY TO END YOU!
>>
Do you ever feel so proud that you can't stop staring...
http://minituffs.tumblr.com/post/24669620884/finally-my-maid-saga-is-complete
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>>2440048
>*scribble scribble scribble*
>Number one: Beverage Man
>>
Is there a pony news site that only talks about, like actual news? Things that show creators do, new show details, toy details, and that kind of stuff? The sites only seem to want to talk about the fandom.
>>
>>2440048
>>2440040
JOKES ON YOU! I DON'T DRINK SODA!
By the way
>Number One: Queen Chrysalis
>Number Two: Beverage Man
>Number Three: Annoying Catgirl
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>>2440026
I will let the quads comment slide.
Can you color?
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>>2440030
Too busy with Defense of the Tits
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I never thought I'd post this.
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>>2440031
Rarity's Elegant Sex Adventures Pt. 1
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>>2440030
because they arent bothering to make a proper port.
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>>2440054
WOW CUTE
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>>2440072
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnECQkDCNzY
too busy partying
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>>2440072

Do you have the

>Quit Procratinating
>Work on your farts
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>>2440072
With all due respect Pinkie pie....get off my dick. Ugh I'm talking to a picture....I need to go to bed.
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>>2440072
Because all I can do is cheap greentext feels.
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>>2440062
Haven't tried it, honestly.
I'm just going to not post here. Seems like something I don't want to be a part of.
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>>2440054
>>2440077

>standing on two legs

Ew. Gross.
>>
Take a beak from pone anon
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>>2440054
your maids are simply adorable
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>>2440079
No.
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>>2440088
But I just got back
To be honest I'm not impressed by the current state of affairs.
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>>2440084
>tfw
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>>2440087
OH U. Because that totally never happens in the show.
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>>2440072
i'm running a pone dnd-lite quest
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>>2439996
Appreciate it, I'm still not quite used to ponies in general.
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>>2440092
They overide my pride for this
>>
TWILY
>>
I'm leaving for real now. The extermination continues tomorrow. Be prepared. AND I WILL FUCKING END YOU BEVERAGE MAN! MARK MY WORDS!
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>>2440085
Sad to see you leave, it would have been nice to see you take a crack at some coloring.
You could have had friends here...
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>>2440049
That's the spirit.

Let's face it, you never would have been very good anyway.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>2440111

Too many human poses and standing on two legs is a complaint I have about S2 in general.
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>>2440109
>It will never update.
>Plus, that feel when your only niche.
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>>2440079
>there are probably people like this
>too depressed at their own ability to fart
>they have their own fart generals and everything
>they have their own 'rose' they makes the cutest little farts
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>>2440131

Night night anon~
>>
idiocy thus far:

two dates with changeling girlfriend
chrysalis doesn't like people, but does like slushies
spess mareen pony and anon got slushies after fake-killing each other
anon just wanted slushies but is caught in the middle of some horrible RP
the local shop is running dangerously low on slushie
beverage man is an ass
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>>2440117
>niggalight
>niggadash
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>>2440131
Evens say you stay awake
Odds say you don't go to bed
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>>2440117
I like Rarity's little bangles
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>>2440131
Have a nice sleep.
And before you do, take a good look at this picture.
>>
1-9 BED
0 = PONE
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>>2440143
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>>2440153
I don't know what the fuck is going on tonight, but I'm actually enjoying it
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>>2440153
Slushies are peasant tier
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>>2440153
>Implying it wasn't the best night MLPG has had in a while
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>>2440132

But anon,that's season one.
>>
>>2440157
>>2440131
Looks like you're not going to bed after all. Now post your favorite pony.
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>>2440169
HERESY
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>>2440167
B-BUT I THOUGHT THAT TWILIGHT FARTED SPARKLES??????
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>>2440157
And then anon slept anyway, but on the floor, sad end. :'(
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>>2440117
>Applejack man servant
You do know I'm in love with you right?
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>>2440166

Dubs, reroll fagort.
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>>2440122
Sad? You have to be joking. The three quoted posts to mine made me feel pretty damned unwelcome.
If you really want me to color something, post it and I'll give it a try.
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>>2440169
Looks like my work here isn't done yet...
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>>2440136
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>>2440049
I was actually depressed for a really long time, eventually I just rationalized that moping around did nothing as everyone around me is incompetent or oblivious to how I feel. Moping around didn't seem to accomplish anything and nothing changed. Only other option would be to try something. I'd have at least a small chance of success by trying, so I went with the latter, if only to get some small change.
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>>2440169
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>>2440182
Applejack just didn't seem like a maid.
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>>2440156
One can't swim, the other can't swim.
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>>2440171
>But anon,that's season one.

I knew you were going to say that. It happened sometimes in S1. But S2 is much worse.
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>>2440189
Man I love food ponies.

They are like one of my favorite fandom things
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>>2440189
>capping in Tomorrow

You pleb
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>>2440184
Obligatory post.
Not everyone is going to be nice to you.
That's how it works.
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>>2440169
>1. This guy
>2. Beverage man
>3. Chrysalis
>4. Catgirl
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>>2440184
Yeah. There are a lot of haters here. Your ponies were really good. Even if Chrysalis wasn't in a wood chipper You either get used to it or you run. Hate to see you go but there's nothing I can really do to stop you.
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>>2440204
Yotsuba B hurts my eyes even when my monitor's set to like 3500K warmth
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>>2440189
>NOSTALGA
>>
>slushie pony
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>>2440205
Given it's the internet
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>>2440211
Use F.lux nigga
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>>2440206
I would sooner kiss Chrysalis, buy Beverage Man a beer, AND pet the annoying Catgirl than let this... THING live for another second. Next he'll say that the blue slushie is the worst flavor!
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>>2440211
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I'm not gay but I would let futa Rarity use me as her personal cock-sleeve
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>>2440219
Exactly.
Just color and shit and we will like you. You don't need the trip by the way, just a name will suffice. No one here imitates namefags, even WE have standards.
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>>2440224
I am
3500K is the lowest setting
I do 4500/3500 day/night
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>>2439977
it doesnt make me feel better at all
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>>2440228
Enjoy your industrial chemical flavored shit
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>>2440228
Ugh. I want to see you get impaled on a chitinous horn, but even I'm not fucked up enough to deny the blue.
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>>2440228
>Gross, I'm not gonna kiss a human
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>>2440254
>Implying I'm qualified to still be called "human"
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>SPESE MOREAN smooches

How horrifying.
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>>2440242
Mind giving me some sort of test? Kind of like a, "That will do" or, "Fuck off" kind of test.
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>>2440147
TAW
hey TAW
can we have some shirt ERP today please? We can skip the intro. please-please
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>>2440213
Who the fuck are you?
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>>2440273
I would hug a space marine nonsexually
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cx3a0bos8aY
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>>2440287
You stay far away from me.
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>2440287
>The god emperor's marshmallow psyker butthole
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>>2440292
>yfw this thread
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>>2440293
>it's an entrance to the warp
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>>2440274
Just try not to shitpost, I guess. Our namefags attentionwhore all the time and we love them, Glitter Glue especially, like I said, just contribute. It it's your first day here lurk a little bit and try to keep posting to a minimum.
Have a nice day, I'm off to bed because >americunts
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>>2440292
*whips out dick*
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>>2440292
[screams internally]
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>>2440292
D--> Rainbow Dash is my phantasmal matesprit
D--> ASCII penis
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So you're telling me if I order the combo, I get Twilight Sparkle AND Pinkie Pie?!
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>>2440292
welcome sir, table for 1?
may I suggest todays special of spess marine?
no, perhaps slushies or a date with a chageling?
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>>2440319
no

only rarity and rarity

other ponies have been discontinued since they were inferior products

sorry
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>>2440324
What! I demand to see your fucking manager
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>>2440321
THOSE ARE DIET SLUSHIES NOW.
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ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
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>that feel when you tackle panka to the ground, rolling her onto her back and pinning her
>that feel when you lean down with an evil grin, pressing your lips to her belly and blowing hard
>that feel when you hear her giggles turn to uproarious laughter as you blow raspberries into her tummy, her legs wiggling wildy around your head
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>>2440331

fuck you beverage man.

fuck.

you.
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>>2440333
IN THE TIME BEFORE THE LIGHT
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon
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>>2440331
BEVERAGE MAN!!!!!
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>>2440344
IN FLAMES OF DEATH'S ETERNAL REIGN
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>>2440344
WE KEPT OUR HOOVSIES WARM AT HOME
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>>2440352

SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
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>>2440352
>>2440354
LETS BING BANG ZAM
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>on a cold winter morning
>in the time before the light
>we kept our hoofsies warm at home
>time off from work and play

My god, it stays on rhythm.
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>>2440324
Ah! But by discontinuing them, your company invariably made any existing Twilight Sparkles and Pinkie Pies rare collector's items.

They will be more valuable and coveted far more than any run-of-the-mill Rarity for generations to come.
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WE RIDE TOWARDS THE FIGHT!
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So if I do Tabasco fics without the trip everything would be alright.
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>>2440345
>yfw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BronyCon:_The_Documentary
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>>2440291
I bet you taste like 'Nobody loves me'
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>>2440370
yup
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Did we already discuss the derpy figure from SDCC to death yet?
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>>2440366
winter wrap up by dragonforce

ultimate neckbeard music
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>>2440376
>>2440345


:(
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WOULD YOU FUCK THIS HORSE?
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>>2440378
nurgle loves everybody
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>>2440385
WINTER WRAP UP

WINTER WRAP UP

WINTER WRAP UP
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>>2440392
Heresy doesn't count
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>>2440273
>>2440378
THOSE ENORMOUS EYES ARE FUCKING ADORABLE
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>>2440391
only if she's a changeling
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>>2440392

Oh god, the ichor.

Bugpone is fucking mama nurgle.
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>>2440392
As though Mr. High and Mighty SPEHS MUHRINE would accept it.
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>>2440405
they're not eyes
they're shallow occular sacs that contain a retina like sensor that is moved throughout the liquid to change the direction of vision
all pone "eyes" are like this
otherwise they would have absolutely no room from brains, at all
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How does chrysalis have sex?
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>>2440391
Yes. Hard.
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>>2440421
Ask /d/
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>>2440421
However she wants.

We don't need to post about it.

>changeling
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>>2440421
She transforms into a better pony
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GUYS
WHAT DOES A FEMALE REGULAR CHANGELING LOOK LIKE
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>>2440381
But the notoriety...
Fuck it...
Not like I tripped when I wrote Tabasco fics before...
Thanks.
I let my head get big.
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>>2440431
LIKE A MALE REGULAR CHANGELING BUT CUTER
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Which pony enjoys sounding their dick the most?
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>>2440438
I HAVEN'T CRINGED THAT MUCH IN SO FUCKING LONG AGHHHHHHH
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>>2440426
>>2440427
What kind of pony would she transform into?
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>>2440421
Her reproductive organs are in her "neck".

Like a snail.

Also like a snail, she is hermaphroditic, and inseminates her partner while also being inseminated.

Through her neck.
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>>2440445
Ponies don't have penises anon
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>>2440441
DOES SHE HAVE HAIR
THIS IS IMPORTANT GUYS
I MIGHT BE WAIFUING AN ANON CHANGELING
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>>2440445
Rainbow Dash
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>>2440431
the only female is the queen
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Good night, MLPG.
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>>2440445
Celestia
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>Bedazzle
>Casts a spell on an enemy unit, causing damage and slowness over time, and eventual paralysis. At level 2, the slow increases after 1 second, and at levels 3 and 4, the target is stunned for 1 second after the slow.

>Generosity
>An ally blessed with Generosity, no matter how close to death, cannot die while under its protection. Lasts 5 seconds.

>Gem Wave
>Gem Wave heals several allies, which in turn cause damage equal to their healing in a small area around them. Rarity is always healed by Gem Wave, and it does not count toward the number of targets.

>Art of the Dress
>Applies a buff that increases allied hero armor or decreases enemy hero armor in the target area, changing armor by 1 every second.
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>>2440458
We don't even know that

Let's just make fanon for the sake of waifu instead of etymologist fetish stuff.
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>>2440458
Unacceptable
The changling quest before invalidate your views
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>>2440421
She wraps her clawed vaginal sucker around your cock and starts squeezing it.
When she comes, she injects you with a powerful orgasm-inducing poisen through her claws so that she can drain you of every last drop of semen.
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>>2440132
>Too many human poses and standing on two legs is a complaint I have about S2 in general.

I'm with you, anon

also, artists who draw ponies on two legs are always furries.

oh, but speaking of the show. the pegauses often stand in the air. i've always kind of dug that. like holding their bodies up is too much work or something
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I miss loudanon
I miss ballsanon
I miss horsefuckeranon
I miss them all

Hold me MLPG
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>>2440467

>there will never be a pony DotA clone
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>>2440467
Man, that horse is so beautiful.
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>>2440445
Which mare enjoys sounding their peehole the most?
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>>2440469
MY INNER HORNY ETYMOLOGIST WILL NEVER BE SATISFIED
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>>2440453
Huh. I'd heard the hermaphrodite aspect before, but didn't know about the placement of the reproductive organs. That's pretty interesting.
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>>2440487
They all still go here
They just stopped posting under those alias
They still post as other aliases besides anon
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>>2440487
No
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>>2440467
>all actions have 20% chance of working
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>>2440463
How many sounds does she own? And what are they like?
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you will never fuck a hydralisk ;_;
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>>2440498
I'm still shocked when we found out Rose was ballsanon all this fucking time
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>>2440421
The strangest ways you can imagine, anon.
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>>2440453
>her neck
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>>2440376
>Brony Con Documentary

it's being produced by q, strong, faust and some guy. i don't get it. this is a real thing being made by real people? it stars de lancie? why is this a bad thing? they might not make bronies look like lunatics?
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>>2440507
>dat mental image
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>>2440515
i find this attractive
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>>2440507
Why doesn't rose show his rose?
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>>2440515
I have yet to see a picture of this horse that is repulsive.

It is physically incapable of not being cute.
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>>2440491
Where are you going to get 108 characters?
OCs don't count.
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>>2440507
what, when?
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>>2440469
Even in queen-ruled insect colonies, there are other females. In fact, MOST of the workers and hive members are female. All bee workers are female, as well as workers in ant colonies, although the workers /are/ sterile females.

/twiddles horny entomologist thumbs.
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>>2440532

They're all going to be Rarity with different skills.
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>>2440505
Dozens
They're mostly stainless steel but she has a few hand crafted sterling silver ones
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>>2440550
what's a sound
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>>2440544
That's because the females kill all the males.
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>>2440544
>you will never tend to the underground fungus farm with Antlejack
>you will never care for aphids with Workershy
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MLPG, I've lurked here for about a year now, but this is my first actual post.

So, hi guys.
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>>2440568

That's a shitty first post.
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>>2440495
None of them
They don't have prostates silly
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>>2440550
Does she have a purple one?
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>>2440545
>Defense of the Raritys
>What does a Rarity truly need? That is for you to decide
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>>2440568
No content?
Fuck off.
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>>2440568
How anti-climactic
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Anyone have the pic of Tabasco spitting on Anons sandwich?
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Have you fapped to pone today MLPG?

Who?
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>>2440568
Who is your favorite pone


this is important
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>>2440556
Oh anon, you are in for a treat
http://goo.gl/fdBmD
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>>2440583
Too early
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>>2440568
hi
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>>2440587
unf
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>>2440585

I've got a soft spot for Pinkie, I must admit.
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>>2440583
i'm thinking i might have to do it to doxy's (onta?) applejack. sigh

i haven't fapped to ponies yet, and fuck if i havent been tempted
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>>2440583
Every day
Luna
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>>2440583
Not yet.

I like to fall asleep cuddling a pillow after I fap to hollow-sound alicorn so that I can pretend I'm snuggling against his perfect, musky body.
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>>2440597
Your favorite pony is a slut
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What's hanging, niggers?
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>>2440559
NERD TIME, in ant and bee colonies, actually, there are plenty of males, but the male drones do nothing but laze around and eat until they get the chance to fuck. Male bees can't even sting, since their stinger's replaced with a modified ovipositor. So male changelings can just be wimpy sub freeloaders, sure.

>>2440563
The only you will never to actually make me sad in months. ;_;
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>>2440619

Yes.
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>>2440616
But that isn't Rarity.
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>>2440616
Get off the children's table
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>>2440608
>luna

want to know why there's only 22 letters in the alphabet?
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>>2440619
we're dating changelings and argueing over spess marines and slushies
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>>2440597
Acceptable
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>>2440616
>slut-shaming
I bet you're a white straight male too fucking retard.
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>>2440616
what if the only pony that isn't a slut
is a changeling
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>>2440620
I would have done the rest, but I have no idea how ants party, read, fashion or go fast.
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>>2440635
Hey hey, stop now just for a moment, what's wrong with being a white straight male?
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>>2439686
NOT READY. MY BODY WAS NOT READY.
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>>2440625
His panka is so good
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>>2440632
why is that other pones tail shaki-

oh my

what a naughty pone
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>>2440597
ugh
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>>2440646
die cis scum
just check your privilege
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>>2440625
Oh wow!
That was awful.
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>>2440635
>that feel when straight white male
Stay mad tumblrscum
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>>2440646
You have to atone for everything bad white people have ever done.
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>>2440664
boop
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Anything I can do to help?
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>>2440679
Just keep on being pretty Derpy
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>>2440679
Her voice when she says that is actually the most adorable thing ever
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>>2440679
Nothing, just stay here and do nothing
You can't even kill your self properly you ugly whore
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>>2440679
>b-back that ass up
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>>2440670
But what if my people were colonized by swedes for 600 years and after that 100 years by the russians and we only just got our independence in 1917?

Do I still have to atone for all the sins all the other white people have done?
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>>2440669
>tumblescum
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>>2440677
Don't like these for the fact that they're not ponies.
Sorry.
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>>2440679

Stop being so hideously disgusting.
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>>2440660
Well, I'm perfectly fine with being normal.
Because, you know, normal is what the majority is.

>>2440670
That's fucking retarded.
Just like that day where white people play that they are the slaves of blacks.
Of course it's from 'murrica.
We had fucking nothing to do with anything our ancestors have done.
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>>2440697
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>>2440652
Haha. And now we have to wait for next week to try to work out what the fuck is going on.
That fucking matroyshka of secrets at the end there was insane though. I really hope he can pull off some twists like that again later.
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>>2440695
Every moment you don't feel guilt is like a thousand holocausts.
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>>2440679
Just stay the way you are ;__;
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>>2440693
>>2440700
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>>2440677
I laughed at the HTF one.
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>>2440702
are you taking those posts seriously
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>>2440679
Look at me with those pretty eyes of yours.
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>>2440715
It's sad that the only mistake you had that has been acceptable is your daughter.
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>>2440722
I know they are not serius, but I can't help to think that somewhere in this world there are people who actually think this.
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MLPG, should I go see Porter Robinson or Afrojack this month? Can only afford one or the other.

Afrojack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti-39pAqel8

Porter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6I10SEJF6c
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>>2440695
nasso pls draw
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>>2440713
>>2440670
>>2440660
>>2440635
WHAT'S THAT POKEMON
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>>2440736
NIGGER
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>>2440733
They both suck.
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>>2440736
DOTRIO
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>>2440736
ITS HOPPOPIPOPPOOO
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>>2440732
ah sorry I was just worried you might've come in from outside and thought people were being serious
yeah, it's a sad thing indeed
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>>2440731
HEADCANON ALERT!
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>>2440736

RARITY
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>>2440736
GARBODOR
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>>2440736
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>>2440736
IT'S PIKACHU
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>>2440736
Beedrill
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>>2440736
PIKACHU
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>>2440748
I know the rule that 98% of the post in here are silly, I've been here for a while.
And I commit to that rule myself too.
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>>2440736
Koffing!
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>>2440679
>derpy flying along, humming a tune
>she hums the first verse with her mouth
>she hums the second with her butt
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>>2440736
SILVERSTEIN!
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>>2440755
>>
What's your favorite pony's favorite song?
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>>2440789
Merzbow
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>>2440789
whatever that song is that plays at every pone party (and when the CMC go adventuring)
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>>2440767
Would you a farty pony?
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>>2440789
U Can't Touch This (MC Hammer)
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Why is this filly so cute?
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Which pony likes playfully sucking pony penis the most?
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hiatus general
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>>2440789
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN60DR5GQpg
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>>2440808
She isnt
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>>2440809
Pinkie pie
duh
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>>2440809
Rarity.
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>>2440518
>it's being produced by q, strong, faust and some guy. i don't get it. this is a real thing being made by real people? it stars de lancie? why is this a bad thing? they might not make bronies look like lunatics?

Someone else made the point is that even if it's respectful, it will still be hilarious. It will play out like Heavy Metal Parkling Lot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRCVm-1r2k

Replace all the band names with pony names, and them singing pony songs.
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Have any of you ever wanted to be the slutty mare? We'll now's you chance! Join us in the dead General for Slutty Mare quest and help us make some more slutty mares.
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>>2440809
Any of the CMC or Rarity. They all suck in general.
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>>2440809
Rarity
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This thread is so bad it made Fluttershy cry.
Nice job, faglords, now I have to go and comfort him.
No, not with my dick you perverted fuck!
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>>2440808
Applebloom is best CMC
This is indisputable
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>>2440813
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>>2440808
Is there a grayscale Applebloom with UNCOUTH on it?
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>>2440824
>Taking the slutty mare thing and bastardizing it into some sort of "human trying to be a slutty mare in some dystopian society"
No thanks.
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>>2440833
Who gives a fuck about her?
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>>2440573
>Implying that matters
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>>2440733
doesn't afrojack have more content right now? personally i'd go for the variation of songs.

otherwise it'd probably be porter robinson

but then again some assholes might see porter for the unison/skrillex shit
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>>2440833
time to handle the .50cal
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>Weaver/Glitter Glue. Takes draw requests. Never has his trip. But you can tell it’s Weaver.
>They're the same person

This makes sense now.

I feel like a silly fuck.

What do when you make an ass of yourself to someone you internet like MLPG?
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>>2440813
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>>2440842
>Not reading the discussion that spawned it
Alright.
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>>2440850
Wait, you didnt know Weaver and Gitter Glue are the same person?
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>>2440844
It's not very fun without the prostate, and it'll be loads more painful for them
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>>2440808
because she has a cute bow and a cute accent and she has apple colours
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>>2440848
>average_flutterfag.png
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>>2440853
>Implying that makes any difference
>Implying this is anywhere near as good as the quest where we were just a pony in Equestria trying to get as much dick as we can
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>>2440857
>>2440850

DId Weaver do /v/ comics?
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>>2440833
>This thread is so bad it

These threads are actually metaphors for life being what you make it.
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>>2440869
Yeah. Everything by Player 1.
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>>2440848
>implying
Fluttershy doesn't believe in violence, why would she want anyone to handle their problems with such ways then?
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>>2440857
No. I didn't. How the fuck did I miss that. Maybe I am a cancer newfag. But...

Seriously, what do?
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>>2440861
>a cute filly will never fall asleep on your chest
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>>2440862
Even little girls don't like Fluttershy
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we dont deserve gg
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>>2440868
Didn't that crash and burn?
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>Hiatus threads
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>>2440506
how does it even looks like

>>2440530
Because she has a stable, not the bud.
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>>2440883
>Not lurking forever
>Not shutting up and lurking more
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>>2440888
Yet he is still so generous that he comes here and draws for us...
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>>2440891
kids are already on summer break?
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>>2440883
But how could you not know? The art is identical. Because it's the same person.
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>>2440891
pretty accurate
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>>2440833
Him? Is Fluttershy a guy?
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>>2440890
You're probably thinking of the pretty dress one, TAW's first attempt. That one crashed and burned.
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>>2440902
>generous
>autism
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>>2440879
>Yeah. Everything by Player 1.

Strange. I haven't seen those comics before. But when I first saw his comics in MLPG, I swear that I had seen his pics before.
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>>2440905
As of June 1st.
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>>2440905
Where I live, high schools have been out for at least two weeks. Some longer.
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>>2440891
Oh sweet childe of winter, this is not the first summer, and it shall not be the last.
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>you will never have Mrs. Cake, Chubby Nurse Pone, Cherries Jubilee, and Rarity's mom all in your bed at the same time
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>>2440917
>>2440919
no wonder these threads have been shit
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>>2440921
That would be a warm cuddle with all those pones.
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>>2440861
I say, my good sir, you are indubitably correct.
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>>2440824
I just want to be the pretty mare in a pretty dress
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>>2440902
>you will never write self-insert fanfiction where you ship your pony OC with Bog Water
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>>2440860
Actually, females do have a prostate.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skene%27s_gland
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>>2440923
Get used to it. We've got months to go.
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>On May 27, 2012, it was announced that Tara Strong and Lauren Faust were joining the project as producers. They also announced plans to enlarge the project's budget, hoping to increase the scale and broadness of the documentary, upping the budget to $200,000. As of June 3, 2012, the project has raised over $200,000 with a current revised goal for the remainder of the period being $270,000. [4]

FUCKING BRONIES JUST THROW MONEY AWAY. I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

Should I just embrace the evil, and like start a kick-starter for my things? I'm mostly want to help and tutor kids who are disadvangated. Not nerd pandering.
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>>2440921
Don't do this to me
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>>2440921
>floorboard creaking omniously.png
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>>2440923
>implying they aren't shit because of summer hiatus

do you even MLPG?

Besides, this is nothing compared to how shit MLPG will be in a month or so
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>>2440919
>Where I live, high schools have been out for at least two weeks. Some longer.

Now I know why /v/ has been extra shitty last month. Morning threads are fucking hell.
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>>2440940
Why is it evil? And go for it, do what you think is right.
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>>2440940
>yfw they say the fandom started with EQD
>yfw Seth backs this up in an interview
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>>2440921
2curvy4me
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>>2440906
When I was talking to him, he was going by Glitter Glue and said that he wasn't the guy who did Ruby Quest. At least that's how I took it.

Now he wont be internet friends with me. I am upset.

I tried to tell him a funny story involving him, and he ignored me.....
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>>2440940
Part of me wants to see this crash and burn.
The other part wants this to be used to expose how horrible this whole fandom is, and generally demoralize everyone.
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EVERYONE, STOP ARGUING AND MURDER A PONY!
I MEAN CUDDLE
CUDDLE A PONY
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>>2440921
>so much belly to rub
>so little time
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>>2440940
>make brony kickstarter
>get money
>say you failed, no refunds
>donate it all to worldvision
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>>2440952
>Why is it evil? And go for it, do what you think is right.

I consider Kickstarter cancer. I don't think any of the projects funded are any good. The slogan should be "A fool and his money...."

Shit, if I wrapped this in MLP somehow, I could probably get the brony bucks.
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>>2440946
>Implying the summer hiatus threads arent extra shitty because of the increased number of teenagers posting
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>>2440962
>picture
oh dear, is she going to be alright?
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>>2440940
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>>2440948
Now, the real shut in kids can just lurk 24/7 and shit up everything.
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>>2440967
>implying those teenagers don't post outside of MLPG, in /mlp/

They feel right at home in fluffy general and /b/read
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>>2440975
Luckily it didn't hit anything vital.
It WILL leave a nasty scar, thought.
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>>2440965
>Double Fine Adventure
>Wasteland 2
>Tex Murphy - Project Fedora
>Carmageddon Reincarnation
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>>2440955
>yfw they say the message of the show is to spread love and tolerance for everyone
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>>2440962
>don't murder
OH

OH GOD

OH GOD NO

WHAT DO I DO

MY PONY IS BLEEDING PROFUSELY
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>>2440964

If it fails, Kickstarter refunds the money.
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>>2440975
Of course. Ponies dont have internal organs. Just bone-like regions of extra dense marshmallow supporting their marshmallow bodies.
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>>2440965
I dunno, I helped fund a pen and paper RPG via Kickstarter. Got my copy this week and I like the mechanics.

Not everything on there is as frivolous as this documentary.
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>>2440984
We got a rush of them last summer. Follows that the same will happen now.
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>BroNYcon coming up
>Brony documentary
I think I'm going to have to fire up the ol' Adobe Elements soon again
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>>2440994
No they don't, if you get past your target kickstarter gives you the money with no recourse for backers
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>>2440992
SACRIFICE PONY TO THE GODS
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>>2440992
NOW YOU'VE DONE DID DO IT!
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>>2440987
>yfw Q was worked on ponies for less than 12 hours and is now making a documentary on 'his' fandom
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Why is pony pony shaped?
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>tfw you struggle to draw ponies
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>>2441012
>yfw Star Treck fans get mad jelly and firebomb the whole project
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>>2440833
> comfort him
> him
> HIM

fucking retarded futashy atism
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>>2440962
>you will never cuddle a pony, pulling their naked body against yours
>you will never know just how warm a pony really is
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>>2440994
I don't think the money even gets charged unless and until the funding succeeds.
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>>2441016
You mean like a bag of circles
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>>2441016
Because pony is a pony.
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>>2441020
>tfw
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>>2440986
>>Double Fine Adventure

Is that the 3.3 million dollars?

>Wasteland 2

Don 't care.

>>Tex Murphy - Project Fedora

Is this the 90's?

>Carmageddon Reincarnation

Don't care. Looks cheap.
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>>2441020
>an aggressive Sleepyhead will never dive onto you while you are in the bed

This is a sad, sad world...
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>>2441023
>this will never happen
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>>2441020
What I wouldn't do to for a night with sleepyhead

Just for cuddles, of course
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>>2441036
>3.3 million dollars
What is that about again?
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>>2441016
Because pony shape is most huggable and cuddly
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>>2441042
Would you cuddle her sexually?
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>>2441025
>you will never feel their soft warm fur brushing against your chest or their soft little teats rubbing against your crotch
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>>2441051
Only if she wanted me to
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g.fillOval(30, 50, 100, 100);
g.fillRect(40, 70, 50, 120);
g.fillArc( 100, 80, 40, 50, 0, -90 );
g.setColor(Color.white);
g.fillOval(65, 65, 55, 45);
g.setColor( Color.yellow );
g.fillArc(70, 70, 20, 25, 0, 360);
g.setColor( Color.BLACK );
g.fillArc(72, 72, 10, 10, 0, 360);
g.setColor (Color.yellow);
g.fillArc(50, 30, 80,60,0,180);
g.fillArc(90,25,30,30, 45,195);
g.fillArc(110,40,30,30, -30,-195);
g.setColor(Color.LIGHT_GRAY);
g.fillOval(33, 20, 25, 100);
g.setColor(Color.yellow);
g.fillArc(0, 80, 80, 120, 135, -190);
g.fillArc(20, 90, 60, 120, -170, -325);
}
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>>2441036
I have a friend who works on carmageddon and most of the old staff that made 1/2 are there so i'm expecting good things.
>>
What would batman do if someone came along and just decided enough is enough, then killed all of his villains?
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>>2441025
>that feel when the average healthy horse body temperature is between 99F and 100F
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>>2441059
His plot magic kicks in and he stops said person from killing the villains.

Like always.
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>>2441059
Shit'd get boring fast.
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>>2441035
Nasse, y u no draw anymore? Draw cute Celestia in a pretty dress please
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So I want to know, if possible, without being subjective in any way, where did the My Little Pony fandom start? Did it start with us, the /co/mrades? Or did it start on /b/? That could pass, since /b/ gets a hold of things very quickly. Or did it happen as Seth says, where it started on ED?
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>>2441055
unf
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>>2441061
They must feel so warm

oh god

just imagine how warm they must feel inside when you fuck them
All of my unfs
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>>2441059
it already happened, you can watch it yourself. in batman and the red hood one of the old robins got tired of criminals just escaping after they captured them and went full frank west on their asses.
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>>2441073
>Or did it happen as Seth says, where it started on ED?
0/10 see me after class
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>>2440711
What I want to is what's going on with that tumblr.
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>>2441067
He draws sometimes.
Sometimes.
Rarely.
Draw more, Nasse.
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>>2441073
this nigga
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>>2441055
What is this
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>>2441073

/co/ We have archives that prove it.Then it spread to /b/ and the greater internet.
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>>2441073
>us
>the /co/mrades
oh the pain you've caused me
it started on /co/
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I miss old Luna. She had cuter hair.
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>>2441036
>Is that the 3.3 million dollars?
Yes, I think it was something like that.


>Wasteland 2
>Don 't care.
>Not caring about what is essentially a spiritual sequel to Fallout 1/2, two of the best CRPGs of all time, lead by the original creator himself

>Is this the 90's?
Unfortunately, no.

>Don't care. Looks cheap.
I've never cared much for racing games myself, but Carmageddon TDR2000 was one of the few that was genuinely awesome. (along with Street Rod)
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>>2441080
It was a question, not a statement.
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>>2441085
It's derpy hooves.
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>>2441055
> forgot first two lines

public void paint(Graphics g) {

g.setColor(Color.LIGHT_GRAY);
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>>2441092
I don't miss that special snowflake emo Luna.
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>>2440955
>
>>yfw they say the fandom started with EQD
>>yfw Seth backs this up in an interview

Is this nigga serious? That's bullshit. Should we do anything about it? And it doesn't even make much sense. Why make a fansite if there's not much of a fandom?
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>>2441092
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>>2441095
Looks like some kind of code to me
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>>2441094
It implies Seth claimed that the fandom started with EQD. Anyone who was here back then remembers that Seth lurked the /co/ threads, and originally made EQD to pander to our crowd. We all called him a massive tool when he posted it.

Point is, he's the last person to make that statement.
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>>2441106
A code to make derpy hooves, yes. You are very astute with your observations.
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>>2441078
>yfw they call it heat for a reason
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>>2441106
looks like c# graphics code to me
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>>2441078
>All of my boners
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>>2441104
>What the fuck is a hypothetical
You realize that post was speculation, right?
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>>2441114
Now he's earning lots of money from it. Shoe is on the other foot now.
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>>2441047
>ftw you know no disgusting neckbeard will touch your waifu
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>>2441092
mah nigga
draw her
or even better - draw her sister
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>>2441118
>>2441116
Oh okay.

How do I make derpy hooves with the code?
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>>2441104
>we
stop that
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>>2441103
Her non-personality was pretty awful, yeah.

>>2441105
We could compromise. New Luna's galaxy hair in the the old flippy cut would be adorable.
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>>2441118
Too camel to be C#.
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>>2441092
I like both
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>>2441131
Fuck you Mumbles, your taste is complete shit
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>>2441092
Canon Luna is way sexier.
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>>2441114
>It implies Seth claimed that the fandom started with EQD. Anyone who was here back then remembers that Seth lurked the /co/ threads, and originally made EQD to pander to our crowd. We all called him a massive tool when he posted it.

Well, we should have archives on our side right? We have threads, and thread and generals that pre-date the founding of EQD by a lot. And we should see threads that discuss the creation of EQD.

So is Seth just lying outright to promote himself and his site? Or is he defining "the fandom" in some special way so that it only started "for real" after his gay site?
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>>2441139
No you don't idort
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>>2441118
Not with the lower case first letter on those method names. Java maybe?
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>>2441126
what do you have a bg pony waifu?
so do i
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>>2441067
Right now I'm drawing because I'm fucking pissed that my computer got delayed by a week.
Most of the time I'm not drawing because.
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>>2441152
could be a number of languages that use that kind of notation
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>>2441146
Nigga. He never made that statement.
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>>2441025
Sad, sad thought it is.
Luna, you shall never be mine.
Now look what you did.
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>>2441104
he's saying what if anon
anyway, Faust is working on it now. She knows what's what
though i'm not sure I want them to mention us
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>>2441163
>Nigga. He never made that statement.

Good.
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>>2441146
So the plan is to call out faggy fag faggot on being a huge tool and make him revoke his statement saying he made MLP popular?

Sounds good to me.
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>>2441167
She will mention us. She did interact with us a couple of times through /co/, plus the documentary is not aimed at children so there's no reason to avoid mentioning 4chan on it. It DOES depend how objective the documentary wants to be, though. It could be biased as fuck.
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>>2441117
>you will never feel the sweltering heat of your pony squirming against you
>you will never hear her winking madly as she tries to grind herself against your crotch, her body nearly too hot to touch
>you will never feel her brush her wet lips against your cock, her clenching vulva feeling like it's on fire
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>>2441146
>>2441169
>>2441175
Is this actually happening? Are people really being this stupid? Are people really falling for this? Are people really ordering around these threads like some sort of hivemind?

Fucking summer.
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>>2441158
Dammit Nasse, this can't go on like this

You need to get your old fire back
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New test:

Scale of 1 to ded
How ded is thred?
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>>2441194

We ded.
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>>2441193
He needs to stop coming here, then.
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>>2441186
UNF
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>>2441144
WELL FUCK YOU TOO ;_;

>>2441128
ANON YOU ARE WEIRD AND TOO OBSESSED WITH CELESTIA.
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>>2441194
>Thread posts per min: 4.41 last 10 mins: 5.20

2

We're certainly not sandraking
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>>2441186
Stop making my penis hard.
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>>2441186
Oh dear
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>>2441186
Late night threads everyone.
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>>2441184
The problem is the bronies are into this shit because its cool and counter-culture
If they figure out that /co/ started it they'll want to come to the general and pretend that they were ahead of the curve
it'll be summer x100
good help us if it comes out in the haitus
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>>2441200
>hurr durr go away

See, this is why we barely have any contributors.
Shitheads like you drive them away.
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>>2441186
Don't do this to me. It's cold on the upside down side of the world. I just want a warm pony to cuddle.
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>>2441217
I hope they go to /co/ and get banned.
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>>2441228
that would be marvellous
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>>2441217
That got me proper scared.
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>>2441225
I know your pain anon
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>>2441222

>>2441193 here
I actually think he's right. Nasse should seriously take a break from pony and come back when he has his fire back again

It's kind of sad to see how he's faring right now compared to several months ago
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>>2441222
That wasn't my point at all and you know it. He won't get his fire back by pandering to the general, especially when bitter fucks seem content on ousting him because they have nothing better to do.

Nasse is a sensitive artist and takes thing to heart rather than on the chin, so he will not get that fire back by sticking around.

If he goes away for a bit, redoubles his efforts and forgets all the pointless "It's shit" comments, he could come back renewed.

I am saying this from an artists point of view, from experience.
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>>2441217
this shit isn't going to happen, you're all paranoid
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>>2441228
>Implying they can't just unplug their DSL modems for a while and get new IPs
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>>2441258
bronies are retarded
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>>2441258
I doubt there's many bronies that know how to do that.
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>>2441256
THEY ARE OUT TO GET US ANON

WE KNOW TOO MUCH
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>>2441217
You'd think that would be already happening, since any brief amount of research reveals this to be where the fandom started. Yet, the general still remains mostly irrelevant to the fandom as a whole.
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>>2441258
I have a static IP

Which is seriously a pain in the ass let me tell you.
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>>2441269
You may be right.
>>
Is there a name for a fetish where you want crazy sexual things like vacuum-bloated marecunts or bowling ball-sized pony nuts to be commonplace, so much so that they're not even really noteworthy?
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>>2441152
>>2441118
it's Java
So yeah, it's c#
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>>2441258
>Implying someone coming to 4chan for the first time ever based on hype from a brony documentary would know how to do that
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>>2441269
There's that 1337 h4cker dude that tracked down Hopopopopopopo

I'm sure he knows
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>>2441279
So the point is

How do I get my derpy out of it.
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>>2441279
Not exactly. It's slower.
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>>2441274
I think most bronies just don't really care.
Which is probably for the best.
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>>2441286
Yeah he is oo83r ]-[@xx0|7 ]\/[@]\[,
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>It's early, and the hissing noise coming from downstairs tells you it's time to wake up
>Rolling out of bed, you head into the kitchen to see coffee pony sitting and looking at a news paper
>"Oh! Good morning master! I took the time to get your paper and- mph!"
>You kiss coffee pone deeply, her body melting in your hands like soft putty as you roll your tongue over hers
>her mouth tastes sweet and exotic; maybe just a hint of cinnamon, and always prepared to your tastes
>you pull back, sucking and nibbling on her lower lip as she stays frozen, trembling with delight
>Finally having gotten your fix, you give the pony a quick rub behind the ear and head out the door, leaving her in a right state
>latte foam drips down her back legs, and each heavy breath she takes releases a cloud of steam as she awaits your return
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>>2441293
>using interpreted code
>ever
they're both slow
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>OKAY I’m not gonna draw anymore of my anime otps as ponies I’m sorry but I wanted to for these two because there’s a tsundere PERFECT and it’s fun to draw tsundere ponies
pffffaahahahaha that magnificent cunt
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>>2441277
Yeah.

'Awesome.'
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>>2441295
i hope that was painful to type

it was certainly painful to read
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>>2441302
>implying JIT compliation is in the same class as pure interpretation
>implying C# can't be statically compiled through Mono
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If you love ponies so much why don't you just marry one?
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>>2441274
Most bronies want to subject themselves to a vocal community. Youtube and deviant art is one of the best places to do that.

4chan, where everyone is anonymous and bitter wont really work for bronies.

The ones genuinely looking for a community won't stick around very long, the ones that want to troll will soon get bored. We had a lot of trolls early on in the /mlp/ based Generals, but there's not much of than anymore. No different to the derailers on /co/
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>Not coding in binary

01001001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01100111 01100111 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01100111 01111001 00100000 01100100 01101111
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>>2441298
A pony that pisses coffee?
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>>2441298
Ooooo are food ponies coming back?
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>>2441311
It did hurt a little. I used to type like this when I was a gamer kid. Now doing it feels like typing on a red hot keyboard.
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>>2441298
>Pony with caffeinated lips
I wonder if pinkie has lips made of pure meth
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>>2441316
If that was possible, we'd all already be too busy fucking our pony wives to hang here anymore.
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>>2441302
>not knowing that the CLR and any respectable JVM JIT compile instead of interpreting
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>>2441318
>not manipulating the bits using tiny magnets
GET ON MY LEVEL FAGGET
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>>2441316
>>
Tanman wanted me to say this to you and I'm feeling lazy so I'm just copying it

Tanman: could you tell the thread I tried resetting my IP, but I figured out my router has a setting to switch it from dynamic to static, and when someone who wasn't me set it up, they made it static. And that I can't seem to find out my router's factory ip to go in and change the settings and that I don't know how to reset it to default?
Tanman: amake sure to mention
Tanman: that my family was dumb and lost ALL of the login info for it, which is why I would have to reset it
Tanman: so if there's anyone who could help
Tanman: it'd be great
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>>2441330
Imagine what her milk does to you.
>>
Why don't we just send one of our guys to spaghetticon to clear it all up then?
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>>2441330
Or Ecstacy?
Or perhaps LSD?
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>>2441315
>>2441333
>implying they aren't still slow
Lets not let this get out of hand
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>>2441340
Did he get banned or what?
How?
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>>2441335
>lel xkcd butterfly lel
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>>2441320
No you idolt, she pisses light espresso

Her saliva is like concentrated coffee, and when you milk her, you get light cream.
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>>2441340

192.168.0.1 (Netgear)
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>>2441341
i must go and find my soulmate mare
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>>2441358
>you will never get high off your waifu's milk
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>>2441318
converting ascii to binary does not qualify as coding
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>>2441340
Nasse, ask the fucker why he can't use google. It's not like he's banned from the internet, just 4chan.
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>>2441335

why dont you just eat the bits
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Not A Word (Lyraquest) Part 7 has concluded. Anon went to Canterlot, witnessed hate, turned down eager maresex, got a little something special from Rarity, and is now staring at a busty redhead.

PART 7: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9

Previous parts:
INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT
PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw
PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN
PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS
PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT
PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK
PART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrAD

Same horsefucker time, same horsefucker channel.
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>>2441331

>implying they'd find you attractive
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>>2441353
Yes
I'm not sure
He says "mistakes were made"
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>>2441340
http://www.routerpasswords.com/

192.168.0.1
192.168.1.1
10.0.0.1
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>>2441372
But how did he get banned?
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>>2441368
But you could write assembly bytecode in binary.
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>>2441346
Looks like we're dealing with a realtime OS/embedded systems badass over here.
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>>2441368
It doesn't qualify as 'programming.' Binary encoded ASCII is a 'code.'
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>>2441340
Win+R > cmd > ipconfig /all
find the number next to 'default gateway'
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>>2441385
>mistakes were made

Which means he was probably being a dick on a board or he posted cp or whatever.
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>>2441374
>turned down eager maresex
What!?
Why!?.jpg
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>>2441372
>guys, please help. Someone in the threads may be knowledgeable in this IP business
>No, fuck off. Not ponys. Use Google.

>>2441396
>>>/b/
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>>2441372
>" I tried google already and while I have a netgear router, I can't connect to the netgear factory IP for some stupid reason"
Also he can read the thread and I'm gonna be leaving now.
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>>2441402
>not ponys

Where did I say that? It would be much easier for him to google it rather than asking Nasse to mediate, surely?
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>>2441410
Oh shit is that some Gilda
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>>2441277
Like this >filename
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>>2441375
If ponies existed, there would surely be many human-pony dating sites.
There's sure to be some mare that would find us attractive.
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>>2441412
>
>>2441404
Google is not the end all be all for knowledge and trouble shooting.
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>>2441410
I wish I could take fitness that seriously.
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>>2441404
see
>>2441395

If it doesn't respond on that IP, switch it off and on again.
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>>2441423

>Not taking fitness that seriously

I'm either running, lifting weights, swimming, or posting here

Get at me
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>>2441398
because that maresex would've gotten back to lyra and she probably would've forcefully shit out our mutant baby and make us take sole care for it out of anger/spite/marehate
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>>2441416
FUCKING APES TAKING AWAY OUR MARES
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>>2441415
It's not the global scope of the fetish, it's that nobody seems to give a shit about it. That's what makes it hot.
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Tanman: tell them that 10.0.0.1 worked!
Tanman: tell them I said thank you
Tanman: now I just need to figure out how to reset it and set it up myself
Tanman: and as to why i was banned
Tanman: I'll come clean, I played modbait for someone
Okay NOW I'm leaving
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>>2441432
Shot up Tiarawhy.

Exercise just doesn't do it for me, it's boring.
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>>2441444
We can ask him the full details when he shows.
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this thread is dangerously low on cute dash.
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>>2441445

>Implying tiarawhy is anything but auschwitz tier

Exercise is only boring if you do it wrong. Curls are boring. Push-ups are boring.

Fuckin' squats and deadlifts and bench pressing and power cleans? Those are incredible.
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>>2441436
FACE THE TRUTH BON BON, THE MOMENT LYRA SAW ME SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH ME!
SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU AGAIN!
SHE IS MINE, MINE, MWAHAHAHAHHA!
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>>2441462
I will fucking end you
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>>2441444
>modbait
wut
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>>2441444
Haha, awesome!

This is the MLPG I know and love, so dynamic and fluent in knowledge and contributions.
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>>2441453
She's so sexy when she blows her nose like a horse...
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>>2441457
I've done those, and it still doesn't do it for me. I find intellectual pursuits to be enjoyable, but I just don't get that proud feeling from making my body stronger.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not pathetically weak or anything and do force myself to keep my fitness respectable, but I hate doing it.
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>>2441464
If only you had hands...
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>>2441457
>implying i don't do squat/dead/bench/clean
herpa derpa
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>>2441457
But that's still pretty meh. Exercise as a means to an end is enjoyable, but not as an end unto itself.
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>>2440955
fine by me. they can have it.
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>>2441474

Hmph. I don't know what to say to that. I suppose fitness isn't for everyone.

>>2441479

nigga you're like 120 pounds, stop doing those until you put on weight
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>>2441416
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I need a good fake, normal name.
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>>2441490
Brian
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>>2441490
John Smith.
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>>2441490
Steve.
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>>2441490
Dave.
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>>2441490
Sean the human
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>>2441486
Nah i'm 160 at 5'10. Since i do rock climbing having a heavy body would not be beneficial to me... at all. My build is exactly what i want it to be.
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>>2441490
Sam.
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>>2441501
They're naming the baby Rodney, after Dave.
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>>2441490
Benedict Goldenstein.
Even Wall Street will open it's gates for you with this name.
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>>2441340
>>2441340
> I don't know how to reset it to default?

turn off/on button hold for a fee seconds

10s for sure
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>>2441490
Are you writing human fanfiction again Lyra?
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>>2441490
Davey Lethowitz
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>tfw good plush
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>>2441036
>Carmageddon
>Dont care

ARE YOU FOR REAL?!

CARMAGEDDON IS THE ONLY VIDEO GAME TO HAVE EVER BEEN BANNED BY THE POPE! THE POPE!
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>>2441522
Does it have a penis hole?
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>>2441522
Does it have a hole?
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>>2441522
That's a good plush indeed.

How much did it set you back?
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>>2441530
>>2441531
not yet
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>>2441398
Because that'd be cheating on Lyra.

Yes, the irony of the situation is not lost on me. That's why I threw it in there.
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>>2441519
N-no.
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>>2441530
>>2441531
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>>2441527
>because banned games are good
postal faggots pls go
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>>2441535
not mine, would love to buy it though. also this finally got colored, sweet.
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>>2441490
Rusty Sheckleford
Jeffery McDonough
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>>2441490
John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith
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>>2441522
>there will never be a good full size Celestia plush
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>>2441527
How does that even happen?
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>>2441552
His name is my name toooo
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7am waking up in the morning
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>>2441548
That's a very cute pone
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>>2441557
> full-size

horsefucker and sick fuck
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>>2441549
>Rusty Sheckleford
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>>2441569
EVERYBODY'S RUSSIAN
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>Possibility of another 600 pages of Hivebent 2.0
Hussie what the fuck are you doing.
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>>2441583
IT'S THE INVASION
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How would your best pony react to your best music?
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>>2441587
i quit reading when new kids and more fucking trolls happened
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>>2441576
>not wanting to hug Celestia
>not wanting to hold her close as you fall asleep
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>>2441599
id hope they'd like it
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Crotchboobs
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>>2441546
admit it anon. that's pretty cool
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>>2441599
If it's good enough for me, it's good enough for her.
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>>2441602
>Celestia plush
>has soft wings
>you can use her wings as a cover when going to sleep, hugging it
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>>2441599
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>>2441599
"At least it isn't rap or country"
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>>2441618
That'd be one big plush.
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>>2441527
Seriously?
How could Carmageddon get banned by the pope, but not other equally if not more violent titles like Postal and Grand Theft Auto?
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>Grail will never make that memory foam plush
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>>2441624
Because Carmaggedon makes deliberate religious references?
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>>2441621
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>>2441557
You could always buy a white horse, paint a sun on its flanks and dye its mane blue and purple.
That would be even more lifelike than a plush.
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>>2441599
>Luna
>Blind Guardian
>Video Game (Mainly DE; HR)
>Voltaire
>Classics
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>>2441635
But then it would be a filthy, stinking horse with legs that could kill me.

I'm not going to hug that to sleep.
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>>2441624
>How could Carmageddon get banned by the pope, but not other equally if not more violent titles like Postal and Grand Theft Auto?

It couldn't. The pope called for it to be banned. What can the Pope even do to a game?
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>>2441630
It does?

Well, that's great isn't it? At least as long as it pokes fun at religion.
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Whats up hamburgertime general?
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>>2441646
oh, and here's a picture of the headline

Carmageddon is a great game regardless
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>>2441583
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>>2441599
Ooh, in fact I'm pretty sure Celestia would be quite fond of Enya or new edge music in general.
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>>2441659
that time again?
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>>2441655
it's no wonder luna is embarrassed. she got mayonnaise all over herself
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>>2441659
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>>2441655
I think i know this style. Is it hoihoi?
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>>2441645
If it was a small horse, you could keep it in the house so it wouldn't get itself dirty, and wash it regularly.

You could teach it to use the bathroom, and to sleep in your bed.
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>>2441655
Full image where
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>>2441659
>That irritating phonetically pronounced baby speak
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>>2441655
How's the horsefuck-o-meter today?
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>>2441689
0
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>>2441675
small horses have shitty proportions
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>>2441690
Oh. That wasnt what I was hoping for.
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>>2441675
The level of maintenance required for a large stuffed pony is vastly lower than that of a real pony.
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>>2441695
Do they? How so?
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>>2441691
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>>2441690
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>>2441696
Well what you hoping for

go on, tell me.
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>>2441701
you either get a foal with lanky legs or pony with stubby as fuck legs
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>>2441690
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>>2441690
Why the fuck is he putting CHESTBOOBS on PONIES. That shit looks only good on humans.
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>>2441700
Maybe, but a stuffed pony wouldn't have a warm body temperature, or be able to wink when you fuck it.
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>>2441704
COMIC SANS
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>>2441690
Can he stop with those muscly, bulgy bodies/pieces of flesh in a vague shape of a pony?
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>>2441713
Don't there exist "miniature horses" with proportions closer to a normal horse, just smaller?
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2441731
Read the fucking thread.
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>>2441712
Something more like this. >>2438144
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>>2441717
Very true.
Chestboobs on ponies is kinda iffy.
Crotchboobs FTW.
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>>2441724
>put nichrome filaments in the skin of the plush
>put nitanol in it's vagina
YOU JUST GOTTA THINK LIKE AN ENGINEER ANON
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>>2441731
>Deleting your post
What, are you trying to save face as an anonymous poster?
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>>2441740
This'll make up
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>>2441748
>saving face
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>>2441730
BUT ITS A COMIC
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>>2441735
There is.
In fact, there is a video of a guy fucking such small cute horse on lessmother
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>>2441751
How does she walk in this thing? It would hurt like hell if yanked accidentally, or deliberately.
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>>2441733
I love the way Hoihoi approaches his anatomy. The taut, thick belly, the exaggeration of musculature, the way he uses breasts to make it look ugly and unsettling, oh god i'm giving myself a boner just thinking about it.
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Which pony has the fartiest butt? Which one has to fart superbad?
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>>2441751
SPOILER IT, FUCKER
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>>2441763
>it would hurt
thats the point.
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>>2441769
>>2441770
ERF
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>>2441756
>BUT ITS A COMIC

unacceptable
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>>2441771
Oh shit i'm sorry
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>>2441766
Well, whatever floats your boat. It looks like stuff of nightmares for me, but that's what I expect from humanity.
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>>2441770
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injecting thread with cute
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>>2441791
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2441751
>Jay
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>>2441766
>taut, thick belly
Oh, this too. What's supposed to be inside them that makes their stomaches look like this?
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Is that anon from yesterday who wanted a drawing of Fluttershy flipping over a table still here?
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>>2441795
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>>2441769
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>>2441793
thank you kindly
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>>2441795
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>>2441801
No but I've got his butt, is it the same?
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>>2441801
If he isn't I'd still like one
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>>2441759
Links or it didn't happen.
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SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTTTTT!!!!!!
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>>2441796
>my face when that guy went on a huge anal crusade saying that there was nothing wrong with his art and proportions

I guess its just easier to blame others for your failures and shortcomings.
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>>2441804
>you will never be Spike
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>>2441808
>>2441809
Shame, I just wanted to know if there were any more specifics he wanted included
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I like fluffy rape.
Anyone have any?
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>There will never be good MLP porn
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>>2441813
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>>2441796
Wait that's Naylor?
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[spoiker]DORKS
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>>2441827
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>>2441826
thats so shocking i peed myself
sorry.
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>>2441826
>porn
>good
>ever
Pick none.
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>>2441813
>>2441825

oh mlpg
you so crazy
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>>2441825
>Fluffy pony general
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>>2441800
Semen can make you fat.
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>>2441831
Little miss Jay
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>>2441831
no, it's that faggot that doesl ittle miss shitty grimderp
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>>2441842
I wonder why MLPG is full of fat neckbeards...
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>>2441826
There is tons of good porn.
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>>2441831
No, the guy who runs that fucking horrible grimdark 16deep30^3u Rarity tumblr
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>>2441836
>Boner
Damn, that's sexy!
Got any more of these?
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>>2441846
>>2441845
Oh, that guy. Yeah he's shit.
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>>2441847
>implying anyone in the general has the balls to go and find a boyfriend
I know I don't
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>>2441842
Seriously?
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>>2441826
Define good.
There are some quite awesome pieces I have stored on my home PC, can't post them atm, though, because at work.
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Trying to eat breakfast and all I can see is Luna with the most bulbous and distended vagina and anus, smothered in mayonnaise.

I am no longer hungry.
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>>2441871
Already got that one. It's good though.
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>tfw eaten by zombies

Hows MLPG this mornin'?
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>>2441872
>she squats down on your face and pushes out a nice chocolate muffin
>directly into your mouth
>you dont have a choice
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>>2441867
>seriously?
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>>2441690

>censoring a tiny portion of the dicks

is this japanese?
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>>2441867
Well yeah, what do you think happens to the protein you eat when you don't work out?
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1000+ posts
211 images

get to posting images, mlpg
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>>2441883
>guro
>good
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>>2441878
All Im askin you to do

is drop trou

and squeeze out

a cleveland steamer on my chest

oh...
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>>2441826
Fandoms too godamn afraid of dick in vagina. None of this fucking cheesecake oooh look a vagina and nothing else bullshit.
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>>2441888
But is the little amount of semen enough to make you fat?
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>>2441889
Best pony it is!
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>>2441889
Or don't. Longer threads are better. Let's try to set a new post record.
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>>2441893
Shut up faggot, only a fag would want to look at a dick.
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>>2441904
Pffffhahahahahahahaha
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>>2441899
Best Pone: Slut sidekick edition
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>>2441872
You must transcend the lies and slavery of flesh.
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Injecting MORE CUITE to counteract the shit.
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>>2441896
no no enough of course. In fact 50-100~ steps will work it out
he is just fucking with you
Unless you plan to suck all the dick, of course.
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>>2441904
Not if it's in a vagina.
I like to look at dicks in vaginas. That way I can imagine it's my own.
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>>2441904
Magically induced futa cocks aren't gay.
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>>2441912
Oh, okay.
Thanks.
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>>2441899
>best pony
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>>2441896
No, you would have to eat a lot of semen to get fat.

Did you know the average stallion ejaculates just over a pint of semen?
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>>2441919
This.
Futa is hot.
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>>2441922
Oh my
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>>2441921
Apples.
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>>2441914
Especially if it's a human dick in a pony vagina.
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>>2441911
i like cute!
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>>2441922
That's a lot isn't it?
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>>2441911
>Dash with long hair
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>>2441922
>human-sized loads
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>>2441914
>self-inserting
>ever
Do you even self-loathe?
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>>2441936
>>2441936
this
this nigga
best nigga of all niggs
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>>2441931
apples?
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>>2441939
That is a large glass of horse cum.
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>>2441939
It's more than half a litre
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and even more!
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>>2441943
All the time.
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>>2441950
Apples. No oranges. Final destination.
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>>2441950
Apples.
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>>2441939
The interesting thing about horses semen is instead of being bitter and rank like human semen, Horse cum is near tasteless and goes down much smoother.
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>>2441967
>Human semen
>Bitter
Do you even eat healthy
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>>2441954
>human pony riding pony pony and vice versa
HNNNNNNNG
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>pony thread on /v/
>post Jerid
>thread delete
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Six and a half hours.
No mares are sluttier than us.
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>>2441970
Thats pretty much the best picture that artist has done.
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>>2441979
>No Snoops

Reported.
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Is it kill thread time? 15 MORE IMAGES!
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crab ponies
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>>2441978
I disagree.
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>>2441968
Most 1st world humans don't eat healthy.

If you're a vegan, fuck you.
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>>2441962
applebloom should be throwing the apples with her mouth

applejack should have the bat in her mouth

come on, artists, they're ponies
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>>2441978
Yeah. Except for the weird floaty pupils, it's pretty tight.
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>>2441991
I'm not vegan and I find my semen delicious
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>>2441978
I like all his stuff.
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squiggle
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>>2441954
pone should ride human
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>>2441997
>eating your own semen
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>>2442003
>Not eating your own semen
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>>2442003
You wouldn't want it to go to waste.
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>>2442005
I do not find the notion of eating my own bodily fluids overly appealing.
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>>2441973
Fuck, I missed the last post.
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>>2442013
But it's delicious!
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>>2442014
>hands
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>>2442000
Was that ever colored?
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>>2442013
Why not? You drink all your saliva all the time.
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WRYYYYYYY
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>>2442027
But you don't really have a choice.
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>>2442019
It's a glorious process, my boy.
We ended the quest on all four hooves like a good Slutty Mare.
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>>2442027
Yeah, but that never leaves my body in the first place.

And also, it doesn't come out of my dick.
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>>2442039
>Not salivating out of your dick
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2441999
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>>2441973
>>2442014
Thanks for capping this. Maybe I can run something nonsexual next time.
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>>2442056
>No filly rarity's

Do you even best?
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:3
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>>2442062
Sorry I was going for maximum slut. I cant consider filly Rarity a slut.
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Which pony would you sock the hardest across the muzzle?
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>>2442060
That doesn't sound very slutty...
Just kidding, it could be fun.
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>>2442069
NO
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UNLEASH ME
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>>2442031
>yfw devout Muslims don't swallow their spit during Ramadan
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>>2442069
I don't know why people are freaked out, moths don't get much cuter than this.
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>>2442074
NO IF YOU RELEASE HIM YOU DOOM US ALL!
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>>2442042
Fact: Saliva has the same basic genetic structure as precum.
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>>2442074

new thread

>>2442080
>>2442080
>>2442080
>>2442080
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>>2442067
None of them
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>>2442082
what have i done
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>>2442085
I've never had precum, so I wouldn't know.
What is that anyway?
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>>2442067
>sock the hardest

>put sock on Pinkie's nose
>she constant backs up and flails her head like a cat
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>>2442102
>That feel when no precum
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>>2442102
Just edge for awhile and it'll come out.
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>>2442118
Edge?
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>>2442122
Bring yourself to the edge of orgasm but don't cum.
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>>2442122
That ninja dude from FFIV
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>>2442128
Oh yeah, I remember him.
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>tfw hearing about people who don't produce pre

I feel so bad for you guys. I leak like a faucet after a little while, and I can't imagine not being able to lick little drops of it off my fingertips while I fap

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