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Ain't no party like a General Pony. 'Cause a General Pony don't stop.
Stopped General Pony: >>2432258
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I could use a breather.
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>>2432258

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>rope
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>cute pony
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>>2435190
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRVVOLNmkAQ
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>>2435224
BUT WHY
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>>2435190
>>2435224
>34 posts
you're slipping
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>>2435243
Cooldown is my nemesis
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DASHY
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>>2435254

I LOVE THEM.
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>>2435253
Maybe one day you'll surpass Isaac and become the truck but now you're not even half a sanic
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>>2435186
>Creating fanart for me
Thanks, I'll be sure to use that next time
You are a shining example of my lesson - your natural talents are an inspiration to many
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>you will never have Celestia and/or Luna as your maids

why was I even born?
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>>2435270
That's a very old pic bro
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>>2435270
>Pugs (01)
Rose what the fuck have you done
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I WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND I STEP OUTSIDE
I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH
AND I SCREAM FROM THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

HEY

WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
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Guys >>2432489

I'm proud of /mlp/, seriously I thought of doing this too but I don't think so much people would join it
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>>2435265
>become the truck
I don't get it
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>>2435279
She posted it while he was still here. Truly, it was a folly.
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>>2435273
A very good question, anon.
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>>2435292
It was posted here many times before even in response to bugsanon
I know I did it once
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>>2435270
PREPARE FOR UNFORESEEN CONSEQUENCES, ROSE.
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>>2435273
But I just want to have them as friends so we can chill and do politics/astronomy shit brah

It would be p. baller

Why does everything have to be subservience and sex man
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>>2435270
What the fuck is so special about her? I work just as hard
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>>2435294
God, that is a beautiful butt.
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>>2435309
>PREPARE FOR UNFORESEEN AUTISM, ROSE.
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>>2435265
You will see, have faith!
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>>2435310
>CHILL
>BRAH
>BALLER
>MAN

TWILY
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Anyone got a reference picture of a pony laying down on their back?

Say, for example, Rainbow is laying down on on the chair in Ponyville Confidential
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>>2435190
>no topic
k ;_;
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>>2435324
SHIT I LOVE IT
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>>2435320
It is the best butt in existence.

But if we get to talking about it too loudly, you know what happens.
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>>2435330
I've talked like that for years brah. Only now I bring it here because of shining armor.
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>>2435332
The topic is parties, silly.
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So like here's apple jack....but I don't think she made for a good maid.

P.S. You guys and your shipping of namefags.Stop it.
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>>2435332
you'll have your chance next round to make a thread with a topic, just gotta be quick on the draw
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Why don't you smoke weed, MLPG?
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>>2435348
>not excited

Obv changeling
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>>2435340
>soarinfash
I like it
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>>2435310
>Why does everything have to be subservience and sex man
BECAUSE IT IS EVENING AND I AM OVERLY HORNY
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>>2435354
No source, job hunting.
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>>2435349
no never
sgt sprinkles/madmax 4 lyfe
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>>2435349
I disagree but Id rather have a cafur appoljock.
Really cute.
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>>2435355
THE TOPIC IS PARTIES, SILLY!
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>>2435354
I tried it once. I didn't like it.

Vaporizing however, is cool. I do it once a month on a long weekend.
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>>2435270
>deleting the image to continue trolling in new thread
Just change the format. Geez... I thought you were a vetaran on the subject.
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>>2435349
Draw coke pone, or Jessy pone.
Tabasco works too.

Draw pone.
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>>2435370
>That quality
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>>2435343
Dude, we got to keep it on the down low.

>>2435349
>Stop shipping names and trips
You might as well ask us to stop shipping.
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>>2435354
But I do.
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>>2435354
I'm trying to get a job
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>>2435363
Unless you have a degree and are going for a higher end job, you should be able to fool the normal job drug tests.
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>>2435190

Hey MT, could you do some more NSFW stuff? Pretty pleeeease? They're super cute.
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>>2435383
I do, and I am.
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>>2435349
But we can't. I friendship you and MLPG.
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>>2435370
IT'S TOO LATE

YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN OUTED
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>>2435349
If chauffeurs ruled the world
It's what I'd like to see
Because everyone in the world
Would take a back see to me
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>>2435377
NO!

Draw Celestia as a maid!
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 47
Morale: High
Horsefucking Levels: Fairly High
Flavor of the Day: Nostalgia
Post count for 06/06/12: 6371

Had some talk of the good 'ol days today. You know, of like half a year ago. New peole coming in, talking about the show and how they've just gotten into it, talk of old contributors gone but not forgotten, and a bit of reminicing about the beginning itself. While, let's be fair, we're past our prime, this old horse still has a few tricks in it's saddle, and can still be a lot of fun to be around!

A lot of Waifuing this morning. Between real people and ponies, there were probably a few tears shead, and a few >feels felt.

Average day overall, fairly quiet (other than some more random deleting for silly reasons) and nice.
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>>2435377

>coke

But what about pepsi? She's pretty cute too.
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>>2435379
THE QUALITY IS QUALITY, SILLY
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>>2435349
AJ: Chauffeur
Twilight: Secretary
Pinkie: Chef
Rarity: Washes/mends/makes clothes
Fluttershy: Cleans house
Dash: Concubine.
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>>2435313
She can draw pretty well. It's something that's surprisingly lacking elsewhere.
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>>2435376
>implying it was so that my message could be heard by the woefully ignorant masses
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DORKS
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>>2435397
oh god, no man

don't kill the bugs

they deserve life too ;_;
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>>2435406
Coke and Pepsi are both pretty shit sodas.
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A reminder that you need to get 5gb of files if you want to join in GW 2 beta on time tomorrow.

>>2435331
Like this one?
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>>2435354
I don't enjoy it.
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>>2435393

MLPG, best friends forever~
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>>2435387
I do. But my only other naughty stuff is under my other tumblr. And I won't post that here cause it's embarrassing.
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>>2435349
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>>2435361
It's ok, I like it too. Thinking about the Princesses in frilly, revealing outfits gets me all excited.
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>>2435420
>bugsanon
>deserving life
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>>2435390
Oh good luck. Just smoke once the test is over or if they dont test you. I dunno, make it a very little habit. It' nice in small quantity. I however am like a damn junkie with weed. I want to be high all the time. I can function just fine, I just want to be high. I have crippling depression and anxiety so it's hard without it and with no insurance even turned down by state because they could see my record and so I medicate. 24/7.
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>>2435426

Pepsi is the better cola, but yeah I do agree.

7up master race.
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>>2435427
Perfect! Thank you very much!
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>>2435441
He's talking about Changelings, idiot.
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>>2435432
It's cool we'll just masturbate to it not make fun of you or anything
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Why aren't you out with your BBBFF?
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>>2435441
The other bugs, that aren't technically "bugs".
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>>2435416
disregard that I suck cock
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>>2435411
Nah. This was the fluttershy picture. She's incharge of such manners since she is the biggest slut of them all.
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>>2435446
>Pepsi better than Coca-Cola

Holy shit kill yourself.
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>>2435405
You forgot about /vp/ paying a visit.
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>>2435405
>tfw we're past our prime
;_;
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>>2435432
No, you won't post that here because you like being a horrible tease. And it's really, really upsetting.
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>>2435354
The hell are you talking about, Im on my way to a deal right the fuck now.
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>>2435459
I only have a big sister, and she's a cunt. I haven't spoken to her in years.
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>>2435464
Dem hips.
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>>2435459
Because I have an LB, and he's in the middle of a skype call and doesn't want to entertain my company, and also he's kind of a prick.
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>>2435476
Go to bed, Jim.
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>>2435465
it's truth
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>>2435465
Richard Stallman says so
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>>2435464
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>>2435459
I have a LSKOMFMFBPT.
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>>2435224
But I do!
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>>2435464
Well, what's Dash's responsibility then?
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>>2435503
that's it, no more tables for you
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>>2435465
[spolier]I prefer pepsi to coca cola.[/spoiler]
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Was anyone else interested in Slutty Mare Apocalypse Quest or do I get to go to sleep early tonight?
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>>2435512
Marker pls go
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>>2435459
My younger sister is a generic fourteen year old girl who is more interested in her friends and social life than talking to her big brother who paid for a limo to pick her up from her last day of eighth grade.
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>>2435461
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
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>>2435465
I agree with him.
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>>2435521
Learn to spoiler, asshat
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>>2435471
I need to redo this.

>>2435465
Reminds me of the conversation earlier we were having about Changelings. Love = Coca Cola.

Queen Chrysalis would destroy whatever gains she made by making New Love.
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>>2435525
I am very much interested.
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>>2435537
Wow, Leth.

-4 respect points.
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>>2435521
JUST PRESS CTRL+S, JESSY
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>>2435537
Post the last shrug you did please
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>pepsi
>coca-cola
>not Dr.Pepper

Faggots, the lot of you.
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>>2435530
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>>2435537
What the fuck Leth?
We are now emenies.
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>>2435537
False.
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>>2435533
WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS.
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>>2435553
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>>2435561
My favorite cokes are diet Dr. Pepper and Tab.
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>>2435537
>>2435521
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>>2435574
Mr Breezy...
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>>2435574
Heh, is there one for his brother?
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>>2435573
WE NEED MORE VESPENE GAS
>pic unrelated
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>>2435549
I want two or three people if I'm going to do this. I don't want it to end up turning into an ERP.
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>>2435491
>>2435499
>>2435521
>>2435537
You people have no taste at all.
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>>2435584
MT
DONT DO PORN
DO BUTTS NONSEXUALLY
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>THE HIVE CLUSTER IS UNDER ATTACK
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>>2435573
>shiny eyelids

I love it
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>>2435615
IN THE BUTT FIVE BY FIVE
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>>2435584
Okay, I like that.
And I assume the CMC clean house?
You will never have nine adorable pone servants.
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>>2435584

>laughing

But your porn is cute.
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>>2435612
Oh okay. Let me get on it.
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>>2435584
I'm gonna need two hands for this.
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>>2435615
nuclear launch detected
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>>2435584
Your porn is so cute :3
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>>2435589
>that damn hat

>>2435593
No, but I can put it on the list.

Plus he's kinda easy to do, nice and simple. the list is full of complex ones that I'm never happy with while working on it.
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>>2435624
YAY
BUTTS!
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>>2435621
>loli maids
>LOLI PONY MAIDS
I cant take this.
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>>2435606
I'm not forcing pepsi down your throat, am I?
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>>2435598
>No one else wants to become the slutty mare.
Life is suffering.
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what is the deal with mlpgs fascination with butts
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>>2435584
>no ponies

But...

But you...
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>>2435637
You can force anything on me
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>>2435632
Alright!
I'll wait for the Thundershrug
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>>2435621
Yeah but they mess up often. And try to hide the mess they make but end up making it bigger.
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>>2435637
YOU SHOULD FORCE PICTURES OF BUTTS INTO MY EYE HOLES
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>>2435582

What is going on in that pic?
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>>2435632
Did you ever fix that Cheeselegs one anon 'fucked up'?
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Normal: Vanilla Coke or bust nigga
Supreme God Mode a.k.a. OH GOD MY TEETH AND DIABETES mode: Cream soda
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>>2435661

That's just silly.
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>>2435664
You seen those Korean comics?
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>>2435681
DONT LIE
YOU WANT IT TOO
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>>2435615
>children ride bikes across your lawn
>THE HIVE CLUSTER IS UNDER ATTACK
>burrowed changelings erupt from the ground and drag the kids into your hive
>you don't learn about this until their parents knock on your door a few hours later and demand that you give their kids back
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>>2435641
i'll join in, if it's going to happen.
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>>2435659
OH WELL, I LOVE THEM ANYWAY.
AFTER ALL, THEY'RE NOT JUST MY SERVANTS... THEY'RE MY FAMILY.
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>>2435664
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>>2435537
Behold MLPG!

Behold that beacon of decadence and unsophistication!

This is the person we entrust the archiving to!

have you no shame?
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>>2435687
>They are attached to the ceiling, a random wall and the table.
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>>2435686

Well, if they're cute butts drawn nonsexually I don't think I could say no.
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>elitism over carbonated beverages
It's so petty and obnoxious that even in jest it rots my sanity even more than the drinks rot my teeth.
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>>2435669
The wings and hair baffled me. And the eyes don't quite look right.

She's like, the worst when it comes to complexity for me, haha.
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>>2435641
>>2435688
Alright that's two of you. I'll run it in here unless a lot of people object.
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>>2435713
But what are we going to do without middlebrow argument bullshit?
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There's a glitch with this mod, pony semen stored in barrels to put stocked in stockpiles can't be used to make alcohol, or anyone using it

I'll try to find a workaround
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>>2435713
Beer's better anyway.
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>>2435713
Nigga. It's a bunch of people arguing over something pointless because it's >fun
Dont tell me you take anything here seriously.
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>>2435699
you're staring to sound like ixis naugus
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>Drinking soda

Haha, enjoy your empty calories and sugar you fat fucks.

>Haven't drank soda in 5 years
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>>2435732
>even in jest
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>>2435688
That makes two of us.
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>>2435721
You know you could always just ape what the other guy did without the jaggies.
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>>2435732
It helps if you read every post in Cromartie High voices.
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>>2435723
I'd be interested, but don't do it here.
Do it in the last thread.
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I hate all soda.

Lemonade master race.
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>>2435712
EXACTLY
HOW CAN YOU RESIST?
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I prefer Coke.

But Pepsi Throwback has been growing on me.
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>>2435713
I am not strongly opiniated since I don't have too but Coca Cola is objectively superior.
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>All this soda
So, what soda exist in Ponyville anyways? I know sasparilla is one of them.

>>2435699
Archive archive the archive threads.
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>>2435723

Three. I'm down.

Do it in dead horse though.
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>>2435740
>Drink diet dp
>no calories
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>>2435754
I stopped drinking juice and soda for health reasons.
Water and milk true master race reporting in.
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>>2435754
>non-carbonated beverages
Petty barbarian...
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>>2435736
Nah, Ixis is way more crazier. Did that Secret Freedom Fighter's SU arc finish yet?
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>>2435754
my nigga. drinkin' lemonade right now.
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>>2435732

There were actually people that though most of the dash and rarifag fighting was legit.
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Which pony likes double penetration the most?
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>>2435769

Enjoy your cancer-causing chemicals.
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>>2435769
>Drinking diet anything
It's like you have a death wish AND you love drinking liquid shit.
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>Not drinking sparkling water.
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>>2435784
me
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>>2435784
Rarity, duh.
And I say that as a committed Rarifag.
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>>2435687
>a korean and his protoss waifu move in next door
>one of your kids destroys a few pylons as a prank
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>>2435784

Pinkie
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>>2435787
>Right handed molecules instead of left
>Cancerous
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>>2435774
I am water intolerant.

Rum and vodka for daily consumption.
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>drinking soda
>not drinking pony semen
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I have a splitting headache, I'm tired as hell, still shaken from my close call last night, but goddamnit tonight is thursday and that means lyraquest.
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>>2435784
Rarity
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>>2435744
You mean copy it?

Well yeah, that would be faster, I'd be done in like an hour, but that feels cheap, you know?

It'd be better than doing nothing, but still.
>>
I became fat from drinking a two liter of cola each day.
I quit cold turkey and haven't touched soda in quite a while. I'm still fat, but I haven't gained a pound since then.
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I brew my own black tea and drink it unsweetened
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>>2435784
Popsicle pone.
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>>2435814
Did an Anon from the thread recognize you and try to kill you to obtain your power?
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>>2435813
I've always wanted to buy that guys comics, but I've never done so.
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>>2435813
Are Clarissa comics available anywhere online?
Also fuck you
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>>2435787
>cancer causing

Ignoring the fact that you couldn't back that up with anything, or likely explain WHY you think so other than 'oh this one study I haven't even bothered to read said', do you honestly think it would still be on the market?
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>>2435810
both of those contain dihydrogen monoxide molecules idiot
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>>2435799
that pic of rarity double-teaming herself with the mannequins?

i'm cool with it too as long has her anus is saved for me
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>>2435812
Look, anon, I'd go to sleep on a belly full of warm ponycum and a stallion in my arms every night, but it's just not in the cards.
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>>2435816
TRAAAAACE IIIIIIIITTT! How come you didn't think of it before?
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>>2435824

>unsweetened

Do you atleast add honey to it?
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>>2435840
Considering all the other shit they put into food?
Probably.
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>>2435835
You can order the artist's stuff from his website, but I don't think they're complete. I've never been able to find scans, though, and I've looked for a while.
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>>2435816
You ARE doing nothing.
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>>2435855
No, a good strong black tea is it's own rewarding flavor.
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>>2435840
>Implying I don't willfully inhale burning chemicals daily.
>Implying aspartame is going to give me cancer.
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>>2435800
I have never been more proud of a fictional changeling hybrid child
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>>2435855
You don't like unsweetened tea?
I bet you put cream and sugar in your coffee too.
>>
>tfw kids believe shit California food scientists tell them.
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>>2435835
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/ Maybe?
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>>2435840

I'm really just bullshitting. Studies have proven time and time again that things like aspartame are in no way linked to health problems.

I still don't drink soda, diet or otherwise.
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>>2435761
isn't sasparilla a sauce?
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>>2435814
i've been thinking of running a bare-er bones quest since a while now. want to help me see if it's worth the 2 weeks trouble?
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>>2435831
No. But I have a story about rolling a natural 20 on Bluff to a Cop if you wanna hear it.

So, where's lyraquest?
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>>2435855
Gore, you should try brewing it from leaves in a diffuser instead of shitty tea bags. It's so much better.
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>>2435871
Sugar in coffee is ok, cream or milk is just for fags
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>>2435881
do you even watch the shoooooow
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butts
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>>2435783
>People
>Actually thinking that fighting over favorite pony is serious
>In MLPG
>CE 2012

Next you'll tell me people take ships seriously!
>>
how good does it feel to ease your hard cock into a hot, wet mare vagina
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc1YQ1wZoRI&feature=results_main
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>not drinking your Earl Grey with milk and sugar
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>>2435860
That was my point.

>>2435854
Just didn't want to is all. I guess since I don't really claim credit for any of them anyway, since they're all just from a MS template, it shouldn't be a problem, but for some reason it felt wrong to.
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>>2435814
What up Broke. Chillin with Retro tonight. Gonna make a sale then head to kasbah. Might pick up a few people. Dont wait up.
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>>2435899
Yyyyeah, about that...
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>>2435889
>Turning a delicious low calorie drink into a sugary catastrophe.
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anyone know what to use to splice videos and/or extract sound out of mkvs?
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>liquid
>2012

DDT
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>>2435906
My days and nights are filled with imagining that feeling, but I will never know. Probably. I've been tempted.
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>>2435906
It's about as good as easing it into a hot, wet human vagina, only it's looser and hips don't have to move for your dick to feel extra things.

I recommend human vaginas as they aren't accidentally shit in as often.
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>>2435909
It's almost 6 bong. Get to sleep.
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>>2435887

I don't own a diffuser though, everything is in bags.
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>>2435812
how the fuck is DF played and why does it have basica-like graphics?
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>>2435732
When you've seen enough of this soda brand loyalty taken seriously in real life, even when you recognize it as light-hearted online ribbing it's still rather grating.
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>>2435881
Sarsaparilla is like srs bznz root beer, anon.
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>>2435906
I will never know ;_;
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>>2435918
>seriously having OTPs
>looking for in show evidence
>not shipping what's cute

ISSHIGGITY DIGGITY DOO
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>>2435947
The only thing worse than soda brand loyalty is shitty beer brand loyalty.
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>>2435936
>implying any of us know what that feels like either
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>>2435884
I'd like to hear that, actually

>>2435939
Yeah, I gathered that much. You should go get one and some loose tea. It's worth it.
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>>2435942
You don't.
It just does.
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WELL?? WE SLUTTY MARES, OR NOT?
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>>2435961
>Implying my ship is not canon
>>
>>2435961
>Pinkiedash
Rarity has shit taste
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>>2435942
You don't play it.
You just accept the inevitable.
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>>2435917
Please stop selling weed.
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Its that time again.
You have fives seconds to tell me why Rarity isn't best horse.
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>>2435967
Some of us do
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>>2435978

>Twidash

My fucking nigga

Best color combo/10
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>>2435989
Because she's a slut
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>>2435977
I'm game but that guy needs to set up, I guess.
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>>2435989
She is a slut.
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>>2435979
Well no shit, shes courting Anon.
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>>2435921
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>>2435989
No wings
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>>2435989
Because she's a slut
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>>2435947
>Hat pins
>Wearing a wedge hat wrong
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>>2435989
She is a slut
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>>2435989
Slut
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>>2435989
because her little sister is
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>>2435961
...you know, I've always wanted a fic were Rarity literary sees everything thru shipping goggles. Or at least an >OC doing that.
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>>2435978
TAW plz stop writing Twidash
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>>2435989

Because Celestia has every little bit of Rarity's beauty except Celestia has it naturally.
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>>2435961
>making up bullshit romantic pairings for characters in a show for little girls that is primarily focused around plain and platonic friendship

>Men mistaking touchy feely girly friend stuff for romantic shit for the thousandth time

Fucking yuri goggles i swear

OH WOW THEY SPEND A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER. FRIENDS? NO, LESBIANS. MY BONER COMMANDS IT.
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>>2435978
>Implying Twidash
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>>2436014
>>2436008
>>2436003
>>2435998
>>2435995
Stay classy MLPG
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>>2435910
Alright... Copying it would be better than doing nothing, and you're doing nothing, so your point is 'fuck you, anon'?
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>>2435995
>>2435998
>>2436003
>>2436008
>>2436014

OFF THE FUCKING TABLE
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>>2435732
>Dont tell me you take anything here seriously.
You mean... we don't actually masturbate to horses?!... well... that's kind of embarassing...
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>>2436020
What else can he write? The other ships are shit.
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>>2436003
>>2436001
>>2436008
>>2436014
>>2435998
>>2435995
Not a flaw.

>>2436015
You're so cute when you're wrong.
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>>2435995
>>2435998
>>2436003
>>2436008
>>2436014
If she is such a slut, why haven't you have had sex with her yet?
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>>2436047
>Implying I haven't
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>>2435991
>Cyan
>Purple
>Best color combo
Purple and indigo/dark blue work (look at her goddamned hair), that color combo doesn't.

LERN TO COLOR THEORY, NIGGER.
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>>2436041
>we don't actually..

i fapped a few times before watching the show but watching it turned me of of pone porn forever
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>>2436023
>implying they have to spend time together to be shipped
>>
seriously

where's lyraquest
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You have 5 seconds to explain why this pony isn't a slut
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>>2435987
Im not the one selling, I just drive the car. I make my money just fine the legal way. Also it usually means getting a chunk of the stash for free.
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>>2435977
Calm the fuck down.
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>>2436015
>You will never dance with most perfect filly.
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>>2436043
>river in Egypt
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>>2436061
Somewhere over the rainbow
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>>2436017
There actually was one that started like that over on FiMFiction.
She kept seeing everything RD and Pinkie did through shipping goggles and describing it like a bad supermarket romance paperback.
Unfortunately, it's revealed at the end to the reader that Pinkie and RD were actually screwing. Fucking bronies...
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Where da pone porn at, MT?
>>
http://youtu.be/_TRvPtXuxDM
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>>2436063
She has no vagina and nobody where she lives has a penis. She can't be a slut.
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>>2436021
This is the only correct answer.
>>
Someone cap this she is a slut thing.
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>>2436041
Wait... this guy actually masturbates to ponies
What the fuck bro, it's called joking.
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>>2436061

Fuck your shitty background pony with a completely >fanon personality, I want slutty mare quest.

But slutty mare quest anon seems to have disappeared.
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>>2436090
I only masturbate to ponies ironically.
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>>2436028
>that scene
I still want to know what the hell that noise was supposed to be.
Was it actually supposed to be a kiss?
If so, how'd something like that make it past post and all that jazz?
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>>2435845
>implying that when diluted on alcohol still causes allergic reactions
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>>2436096
SUCK MY DICK
>>
Did someone cap that Rumblescoot thing from last thread?
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>>2436035
N-no, I just...

Alright alright, I'll do it when I can!
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POST THOSE TIERS.
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>>2436074
>Fucking bronies...
>when this is the shit we talk about ALL THE FUCKING TIME
Next time, on MLPG:
>eating
>FUCKING BRONIES
>converting oxygen into ATP
>BRONY FAGS
>masturbating to horses
>OMG FUCKING BRONIES
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>>2436091
He's probably just planning ideas right now. Calm down for a minute.
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>>2436076

she already linked it.

Secretary MT is pretty fucking unf. Also I wouldn't hold your breath for the pony stuff, considering she's laying low when she posts here.
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>>2436023
>Not shipping
>1940
It's cute and >fun you uncultured sub-troglodyte.
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>>2436091
But fanon is better than canon.

We don't even need the show anymore!
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>Rarity will never start to hit on you after having a little too much red wine.
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>>2435296
There's a sexy Diamond Tiara Tumblr?!
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>>2436061
it appears to be in this thread

>>2428891
>>
>>2436103
...

We're going to have this same conversation in a month, aren't we?
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>>2436102
FUCK YOUR RUMBLESHIT
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>>2436106
3.3 Million Tier:
Dash
Rarity
Twilight
Applejack
Pinkie

2.3 Tier:
Autismslow
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>>2436123
Yes
http://askchubbydiamond.tumblr.com/
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>>2436074
>Shipping
>Fucking bronies
>MLPG was the first to ship
>Shipping has been a staple of MLPGs
>Bronies

dis nigga...
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>>2436023
>hating on shipping
God damn, do you even into >fun?
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>>2436103
Cheer up Leth.
You can do anything you want to.
Except solve world hunger
Or become a Wizard
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>>2436159
But why Will Smith
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>>2436116
>she already linked it.
There's no pone in that one.
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>>2436149
>fun
fucking casuals
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>>2436102
What? Where?
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>>2436159
>Or become a Wizard
Just don't have sex until age 30. Its not that hard.
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Get your slutty asses in here.

>>2436153
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>>2436122
>Pinkie will never start humping your leg after eating two 10-pound bags of pure sugar.
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>>2436149
>>2436119
>">fun"

i'm not autistic enough to have that kind of fun.
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>>2436173
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>>2436125
That's not lyraquest. That's that one anon doing slutty mare quest thing.
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Guys I want to read all horse posts but it's too fast!

What do?!
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>>2436138
No.

>>2436176
Last thread I think.
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>>2436063
Sluts don't receive payment after they have sex.
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>>2436172

Well, I don't know what to tell you bro. Ask her about that specifically.
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>>2436190
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
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>>2436150
Bored? Feel like laughing/getting angry?
Here you go.

http://openbook.org/index.php?q=brony&gender=any
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>>2436181
It's okay anon. You don't have to be a brony faggot in denial to have fun.
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>>2436181
>Shipping
>Autism

No, autism would be us actually believing ships were canon, and then making half hour long videos to back it up

Fucking Zutarians
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>>2436179
This appears to be less sexy than I had hoped.
This is (one) problem with doing EroRPGs.
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>>2436185
We should stram this one day.
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We can all agree that Rarity is the sluttiest pony. But what's the sluttiest thing she's ever done? Ever
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>>2436200
Different anon. I've done that in the past. She said no and thought that was cute.

I kind of have a problem with her now.
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>>2436080
;_;
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>>2436197
This is a terrible ship and you should feel bad.
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>>2436210
Do you have a link to that?
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>>2436190
Learn to read faster.
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>>2436148
That ain't the problem yo.
It's that the nigga had a fun premise and fun writing then suddenly went all PINKIEDASH LOL just because it's his favorite ship or something.
Like, he didn't even do it in a fun way. Just 'LOL I GUESS RARITY WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG c'mon Pinkie I wanna eat your candyvag'.
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>>2436212
Jegus fuck it's the first post, you horn dog.
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>>2436218
Flirt with guys.

MY WAIFU IS IMPURE
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>>2436198
Fukken NAILED!

*brohoof*[s/poiler] /)
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>>2436218

Used sex appeal to steal a young dragon's prized gem that he grew himself for himself.
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>>2436178
That's just a story lonely white boys tell themselves so they don't improve their life.
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>>2436232
I haven't seen the video since 09, so no.
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>>2436205
>look up brony + girlfriend
>1 result
>it's not even mlp or brony related
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>>2436189
no that one is lyra quest
see >>2433973
slutty mare is going on in the last thread
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>>2436235
But thats the point of the fic I dont understand why are you so mad.
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>>2436205

This is the worst hell
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>>2436247
>implying that wasn't endearing
Seriously, how can you fucks not see Rarity's blatant superiority?
>>
Thanks for being my friend
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>>2436231
>implying I give a shit about your >opinions
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>>2436180
reality has never been so cruel before
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>>2436268
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>>2436205
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>>2436279
The point of the fic was Rarity was being a creep and imagining supposedly non-existent romantic subtext to two of her friends' interactions.
Adding in actual shipping is just blatant author pandering.
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>>2436231
I find it endearing.
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>>2436288

It was evil and wrong and Spike isn't old or experienced enough to spot a gold digger. Rarity knew what would happen because she knew that Spike had a crush on her.

She's a thief.
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>>2436313
>Fedoras

I'm all for old fashions getting popular, but holy shit nobody can wear that goddamn hat.
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>>2436311
B-BUT HE LOOKS LIKE A FAG

T-THAT DOESN'T COUNT

I HATE THAT FAGGOT

;_;
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>>2436289
Thank you for being a friend.
Travel down the road and back again.
Your heart is true
You're a pal and a confidant.
doo doo doo
AND IF YOU THREW A PARTYYYYYY
AND INVITED EVERYONE YOU KNEEEWWWWW
YOU WOULD SEE
THE BIGGEST GIFT WOULD BE FROM ME
AND THE CARD ATTACHED WOULD SAY
"THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND"
buh buh buh buh *glissando*
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>>2436217
How have we not?
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>>2436332

Go to bed Quest.
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>>2436330
Yeah me too.
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>>2436356
not that im aware of
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>>2436313
Oh is it rage thread time?
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>>2436356
Because TEEEEEEEEXXXX
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>>2436361
Chapter 2 when?
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>>2436325
Maybe the author was aiming for something like "be careful what you wish for!" or "hahaha Rarity wasn't crazy after all!"
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GET IN HERE SLUTTY MARES

http://bit.ly/MfOYgj
http://bit.ly/MfOYgj
http://bit.ly/MfOYgj
http://bit.ly/MfOYgj

Set up a poni synchtube room while I work on art stuff! Since I can't livestream without a webcam goddammit. COME HANG OUT and DON'T FORGET THE BOOZE.

Episodes: Hearts and Hooves Day
A Friend in Deed
Putting Your Hoof Down
It's About Time

+ short intermission things in between.
>>
Was it something that they said?
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>>2436332
Learn to capitalism.
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OH MY GOOD GOLLY GOSH DOESN'T WAINBOW DASHY WOOK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ADOWABLE IN HER DIAPEE AN BABY CLOTHES!?
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>>2436380
Hold on there partner? You can use livestream. You just have to change the video source. I'll download it again and check it out.
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>>2436302
I'm glad I'm not the only one to see how much refined sugar Pinkie can ingest and make her a super fucking wired party machine with zero control until she's vibrating and babbling and her pupils are tiny pinpricks.
And then she crashes so hard that I have to carry her home and we have the sleepiest of cuddles.
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>>2436392
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>>2436380
I just wanted to say your comment earlier was much appreciated. I'm sorry I didn't say anything then.
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AND SO I CRY SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LYING IN BED, JUST TO GET IT ALL OUT
WHAT'S IN MY HEAD
AND I

I AM FEELING A LITTLE PECULIAR
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>>2436375
Eventually, the outline is there and ready
Anon wanted me to do a part 2 of JustMyType so I did that today and sent it off to my editor.
I also did a part 2 of my friend off thing.
I can't be productive and here at the same time so I have to not be here as much....
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>>2436332
>Gave it to her
>Stealing

She unscrupulously convinced him to give the gem to her, but she didn't steal it.
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>>2436412
>>
>>2436412
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=related
Needed your dose?
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>>2436403
Not for traditional media. :'D
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>>2436412

AND WHEN I WAKE IN THE MORNIN AND I STEP OUTSIDE

I TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND I GET REAL HIGH AND I

SCREAM TO THE TOP OF MY LUNGS, WHAT'S GOIN ON?
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>>2436425
not a thief just a bad person
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>>2436425
She didn't even suck his dick.
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>>2436446
and i say

HEEEEEEEEEEY EEEEEEEY EEEEEEEY

HEEEEEY EEEEY EEEY

WHAT'S GOIN ON?
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>>2436410
She's sooooooooo cute mes know :) also yews sould say such wude file names
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>>2436446
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
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>>2436442
Okay, there is that.

However, don't you have a smartphone or a digital camera?
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>>2436424
Ok, just my type part 2 when?
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>>2436424
Just My Type part 2 when?
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>>2436406
>that feel when you have no choise but cuddlecheat on your waifu
>>
Sometimes I just wish pony could be real
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>Rarity: I'm going to cherish this forever as a symbol of the special bond I share with Spike and the incredibly selfless gesture he made by offering it to me
>Spike: lol I'm gonna eat it
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>>2436482
> I'm going to cherish this forever as a symbol of the special bond I share with Spike
PFHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2436425
Many people find the concepts of kindness and generosity strange and confusing, having never encountered them before.
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>>2436425

It's really up to opinion at this point, but I strongly consider it stealing.

Different but similar scenario:

Imagine you've got a nephew that really, really looks up to you and thinks you're the coolest person. He's got a candy bar or some shit that he bought with his own money. You want his candy bar for some reason, maybe you're a fatass. You tell him he'd be really cool if he handed it over. Your nephew reluctantly does so, because he wants to be cool in your eyes.

You wouldn't consider that stealing?
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>>2436473
BLEACH!
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>>2436472
>Twilight

That bitch wishes she could be my waifu.
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>>2436450
And she's still best pony
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>>2436482
>give pone a bouquet of flowers as a romantic gesture
>she eats them
>give changeling love
>it eats it
>give dragon gems
>it eats them
>give human yourself
>it eats you
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw&feature=related
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>>2436499
horses make terrible people
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>>2436467
>>2436468
Soon as she sends it back to me I will update.
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>>2436473
weallknowthatfeel.jpg
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>>2436472
It's okay. Cuddling around is encouraged in Equestria. It strengthens the bonds you share with your friends.
You can cuddle Pinkie, but you have to let me cuddle your waifu.
We're cuddle-swingers.
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>>2436492
Depends, if you were just going to eat it like he was, yeah.

If you instead forever cherished it as a symbol of your friendship, it becomes something different.
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>>2436439
>not having your dose looping in the background
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>>2436501
>give bugpone yourself
>it eats you
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Sometimes I wish Pinkie Pie had never become real
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>>2436491

>Implying giving someone you've got a serious crush on something very valuable to you in vain hopes of gaining their affection can be boiled down to kindness and generosity

Holy shit, what a beta.
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>>2436446
>>2436464
His knees are week, arms are heavy, his palms are sweaty
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>>2436492
Better example:
Your nephew finds a million dollar signed check on the ground. Wouldn't it better for you -- an adult figure who won't spend all that money on pokemons or keisha or whatever the fuck kids are into these days -- to keep that money safe rather than just give an undisciplined child that money?

Rarity was HELPING Spike, and you fucks just shit all over her. For shame.
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>>2436472

But Panka, you already are mai waifu.
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>>2436531
>figuratively
>worst blowjob of your life
>you now have several holes in your penis
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>>2436542

There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
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>>2436529
>Not He-man version
How can you live with yourself?
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>>2436464
My soul will have to wait till I get back
Find a heina of my own
Daddy's gonna love one an' all
I feel the break, feel the break, feel the break
And I gotta live it out, oh yeah
Well I swear that I
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Gob pones are needed in this thread
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>>2436526

It'd be more like cherishing it as a symbol of him being your nephew.

Which he didn't want, he wanted to be cool in your eyes.
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>>2436464
So you got caught with a flat, well, how 'bout that?
Well babies don't you panic.
By the light of the night, everything will be alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic!
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>>2436507
>Spaz
>Autist
>Social Retard
>Bitch
>Smug Asshole
>Hick

Yes, horses are terrible people
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>>2436501
>Wanting to be around a predator.
You deserve to get eaten.
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>>2436557

Silly pone, you're supposed to hold the hilt in your mouth, not the blade.
>>
Anyone have an older comic in which
Applejack eats an apple from the tree of knowledge, realizes she's naked, and so puts on her hat?
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>>2436501
Maybe you should stop dating abos, austranon.
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>>2436557
THAT PONE'S GOT A KNIFE! TAKE COVER!
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>>2436549
>on the upshot, your penis now has changeling powers
>the holes are a bit sharp though, so it gets hung up in your underwear in its natural state
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>>2436575
But the hilt is too much like a penis
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>>2436546
>helping him by keeping the thing

see if you held on to it to invest it wisely so he could reap the benefits then yes, that's a good move

If you just keep it cause you'll "use it better" then that's dick
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>>2436554
Don't start man, I just got that damn song out of my head.

Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti
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>>2436557
Yes draw more gobbo pone pls.
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>>2436542
LITTLE WILLY WILLY WON'T
GO HOME
NO YOU CAN'T PUSH WILLY 'ROUND
WILLY WON'T GO
TRY TELLIN' EVERYBODY BUT
OH NO
LITTLE WILLY WILLY WON'T
clinkclinkclink
GO HOME
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>>2436595

He's opens his mouth but the spaghetti won't come out.
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>>2436588
>shapeshifting penis
>you are now the most popular hooker in all of equestria
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>>2436546

>Helping spike
>By taking something he grew himself and was planning on doing what he wanted with it for a long

Stay delusional, Rarityfags. Your waifu is a dirty harlot.
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>>2436595
>Not having Mom's Spaghetti as your ringtone

STEP UP YA GAME NIGGA
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>>2436578
I havent see this comic in almost a year.
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>>2436594
We'll provide greater utility than he will. It helps him morally.
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>>2436597

MT making out with gobpone would be nice.
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>>2436517
I must say I'm rather reluctant... I only share my waifu with other anons
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Do you think changelings play the stunt doubles for the main 6 for the shooting of Friendship is Magic? I heard Dash does all her stunts, but lately In her more recent episodes, I've been doubting that
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>>2436531
>give bugbro yourself
>you never realized just how great anal felt
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>>2436614
>not having "Girls Just Want to Have Fun" as your ringtone
hahahaha what cads
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>2435190

Spaghetti anon should post the picture with the ogg for us~
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>>2436634
Anal is awful. You don't even really feel it unless you feel like risking perforation and prolapse with rough sex, or unless someone knows how to into penis prostate massages
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>>2436588
>You can corrupt ponies and enthrall them to you by fucking them.
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>>2436637
I actually had "Equestrian Girls" as a ringtone once.
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>>2436637
>not having "2morro Morro Land" as your ringtone
Get away from me you filthy pleb.
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>>2436595
You'll never get the [spaghetti] out of your head

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE
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>>2436482

>Spike: Oh man I can't wait to finally eat this gem I've been working on forever
>Rarity: Hey Spike, you're handsome and might have a chance with me if you hand over that gem so I can wear it as a fashion accessory
>Spike: OKAY!
>Rarity wears it as a symbol of friendship
>Implying Spike wanted friendship
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>>2436656
>Corruption

Naw brah

Naw

Changelings can't into corruption beyond what happened to shining armor
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I have the Spyro theme as my ringtone

just sayin
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>>2436642
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i8VM_EooCs&feature=related
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>>2436668
>Not having "Muffin Proof" as your ringtone.
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>>2436655
I'm gonna have to disagree there, just based off of, y'know, personal experience.
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>>2436655
>you don't actually feel it

I've given anal a few times, and let me tell you; you will feel it.
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>>2436677
Goddamn, vanilla changelings anon.
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>>2436699
unf
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>>2436439
Does the link to my playlist work?

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFD7C04F6DFC0016B&feature=mh_lolz

I haven't done this before...
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>>2436674
Too bad because he is friendzoned forever.
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>>2436531
You see the thing from the other night?
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>>2436674
>Implying Spike wanted friendship
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>>2436655
were you born with a gaping ass?
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>>2436689
I would if BDR could into tempo.
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>>2436631
Well, that's me, of course. Who is she?
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>>2436655
Anal is fantastic. You definitely "feel it". And after getting railed for a while, you get this incredible full body euphoria.
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>That feel when going to a crossfit summer camp where Samantha Wright coaches olympic lifting costs 500 fucking dollars

One day...
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>>2436674
>working on a gem
What the fuck does this even mean.
>>
I wonder how a changeling would react to someone voluntarily loving them

If you just walked into their homeland, stayed for a while and started chatting up this one cute changeling girl

What would happen
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>>2436743

Do you even watch the show?

He grew it himself over a long period of time.
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>>2436684
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GggY4TEYbk&feature=related
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>>2436743
He said he'd been "growing" it.
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>>2436743
I means watch the fucking show
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>Not having Galo Sengen as your ringtone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vCGwJ1vs0w
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>>2436743
>talking horses
>eating gems

clearly this is the flaw
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>>2436689
>Not having Scrap Brain Zone as your ringtone.
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so which drawfags still come here
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>>2436704
Classic changelings had to kidnap their victims, which is beyond most peoples ability.

New Changelings, however, would probably be very much wanted in places like Nevada, less so in other places.
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>>2436677
My diseased sexuality would disagree with you.
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>>2436737
We should do a raffle to raise money for the archive. The prize will be the tickets to her weightlifting camp.
archive paid off forever
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>>2436772
none
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>>2436720
The chubby Chrysalis thing?

Yeah.
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>>2436758
>>2436763
>Growing rocks
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>>2436768
>you left your phone on vibrate
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>>2436743
dragons can fuse gems, melt them down and reforge them.
The process is slow as fuck and takes a ton of energy.
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>>2436785
>Pinkie pie family
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>>2436772
All of good ones.
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>>2436772
lots. Just look in this thread. Fuck off.
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>>2436785

>Pinkie's family's rock farm
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>>2436753
>walk into changeling homeland
>some korean has already came before you and taken all the hot changeling bitches
>he knew how to play SC
>you are killed by lurkers
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>>2436785

>Hurr I never went to school
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>>2436785
dis nigga ain't even the show
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>>2436794
>>2436801
>Rock farm
>Quarry?
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>>2436772
dat dash
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>>2436737
Depending on how long the program is, that sounds like a pretty good deal.
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>>2436780

>Implying I wouldn't brutally murder the winner so I could get the tickets
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>>2436785
How do you think crystals form, anon?

Could magical dragons possibly simulate that process?
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>>2436813
They said rock farm nigga
>>
No! We are not bugponying right now!
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>>2436810
>Watching the show
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>>2436737
>an entire summer camp
>only 500 dollars

THE LAST SHOOTING CLASS I ATTENDED COST $600, WAS TWO DAYS, AND I HAD TO SHOOT 2,000 ROUNDS, OR ROUGHLY $400 OF MY OWN AMMUNITION.

CRY MORE, BITCH NIGGER.
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>>2436804
WHAT IS WITH CHANGELINGS AND STARCRAFT
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>>2436813

Holy shit, you don't watch the show

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY
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>>2436813
There was a line about having to rotate the rocks in the west field, so nope.
Rock farm.
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>>2436830

>taking a shooting class
>2 days long

Man you got fucking burnt.
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>>2436753
You'd immediately be hypnotized, stuck in a cocoon, and sucked dry of all the love in your body.
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>>2436836
Changelings are often associated with the Zerg.
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>>2436830
>two day shooting class
>600 dollars

You got ripped off
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>>2436759
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faQSs6UBDok
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>>2436849
TDSA's AP1 is one hell of a class. Only two days but I improved by just over 100%. Money well fucking spent.
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>>2436858
>Implying you can run out of love
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>>2436772
I do but i'm getting used to a shaky drawing table
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>>2436735
>who is she?
pic you replied too related[/spoiler

Don't make me spout it in public...
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>>2436861
I don't get it.
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>>2436753
One does not simply walk into Changeling territory. You have to be "blasted off again" there. That's why Chrysalis attacked Canterlot with her retarded plan. She just wanted to go home after getting the morning paper.
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>>2436869
>TDSA
>AP1
>$600
>ripoff

You've never taken a proper Advanced Pistol course, have you. The results spoke for themselves.
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>>2436871
Is it weird that I like this.
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>>2436836
we require more vespene gas
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>>2436874
Well, then you're stuck in the cocoon forever, constantly hypnotized into feeling the most extreme love, which is fed upon by changelings.
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>>2436903
>You've never taken a proper Advanced Pistol course, have you.
Yeah well there should be a question mark at the end of that sentence, so eat shit, ya cunt.
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>>2436884
If you can't see the similarities from the get go I'm not going to take the time to explain it to you.
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>>2436907
What if bug pone is bug, and also cute?
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>>2436905
>>2436905
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mn0Q2XlXRs0
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>>2436880
Well, that's certainly acceptable. Purple horse is surely nice for cuddles and a good change of pace from crazy cartoon horse.
Just as long as you think you can handle her...
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>>2436937
But bugpone isn't cute. She's a very ugly pone.
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>>2436903

Do you seriously think that spending 1000 dollars on learning to shoot like an OPARATUR was a good idea?

You can probably look up the course, what it contains, and recreate it yourself for under 200.

Good job.
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>>2436898
I didn't know Classic Love was so addicting to bug pony.
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>>2436903
>rationalizing
>>
>Human love is nonmagical and useless to changelings
>Human psychology is impervious to changeling hypnosis
>Changelings go so far as to set up magically charged fences to keep humans out because they're tired of useless beings trying to romance them
>Anon still manages to get through and play music outside Chrysalis' window
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>>2436929
whats a zerg
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>>2436905
We can be weird together, anon.
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>>2436954
>please post cute pictures of bug horse

Not for you.
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>>2436976
Rad spoilers yo.
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>>2436976
I thought Onta hated ponies
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>>2436937
Well, that is an oddly cute bug.
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>>2436753
>You are captured and brought before Chrysalis
>Before you can finish explaining yourself, she cuts you off
>"Oh, for pity's sake not another one."
>She buzzes through the air and directly in front of you
>"You're literally the thirtieth ape that's wandered onto our territory trying to 'hit on' us. We can't use you humans. Whatever it is you people are calling 'love' doesn't even come close to what ponies provide."

wat do?
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>>2436976
I dont mind human vaginas on ponies but it kinda weird. The butthole is perfect though.
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>>2436956

>shooting like an operator

Is there even that much to learn firing a pistol?
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>>2436954
>Not cute
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>>2436954
>implying
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>>2436979
Good. I didn't want pictures of bugpone anyways. An ugly abomination like that doesn't deserve my attention.
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>>2436956
>Relying on solid results from teaching yourself shooting
Nigga you dumb
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>>2436976

Oh.. oh my
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>>2436976
>scroll down
>hover
>screen full of AJ pussy

Goddammit MLPG
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>>2436998
mercilessly slaughter
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>>2436949
>Just as long as you think you can handle her...
Don't worry about this. My teenage sis is equally catastrophically spastic in a less adorable way, I can passively handle it.
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Alright so we're headin out now, any fags in the 512 anywhere near guadelupe st. wanna drop spaghetti we gonna be at kasbah but Im not telling you which faggots are us
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>>2437003
>"I've never shot a pistol before?
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>>2436998
MY FANFICTION TOLD ME YOU CAN TURN ME INTO A CHANGELING WITH YOUR EVIL GOO.
DO THAT. CHOP CHOP, I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.
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>>2436998
Ask her if she can spare some vespene gas
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>>2437013

Is she going to be okay
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>>2436976
>Human vagina
0/10 SEE ME AFTER CLASS
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>>2437027
Please leave forever
Not joking
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>>2436970
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=zerg
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>>2436994
>doxy
>I thought Onta hated ponies

...wait, is doxy a pseudonym Onta uses for pony?

And besides, he never seemed to hate it from what I saw, just poked fun at it like any artist.
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>>2436998
>Turn around.
>Allow my ass to do the talking, Ace Ventura style.
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>>2437013
Welcome to Oldasfuckville, population: you
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>>2437013
Why is she in her regalia if she's being executed?
10/10 would not revolt
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>>2437021
>swarmed
>ded
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>>2437029

>not answering my question

Over than the trigger discipline and properly holding the fucking is there really anything to learn? Keep in mind this is a firing class, I don't think they went over putting together and dismantling the weapon.
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>>2437003
Yeah, good luck hitting fuck all on your first few times at a moderate distance.
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>>2437021
>You're immobilized by changeling goo seconds after you strike Chrysalis
>"Insolent little... Deal with him."
>You feel a sharp pain in your back as you are run through by one of her drones' horns
>You're stabbed again and again, and eventually black out from pain
>You don't wake up

>GAME OVER<
>Score: 4/100<
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>>2437047
the art under the doxy name looks like onta's art
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>>2437057

welcome to Madville,
population: you
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psychonauts is the best game ever
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>>2437004
>>2437007
You heard me. She's ugly as sin.
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>>2437013
Inb4 people loose their heads over that.
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>>2436998
"Well, next time you find yourself heading to the vicinity of Ponyville, could I get a ride?"
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>>2437022
Well, then, let's do this.
....
Oh dear, she's so warm...
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>>2437058
Pony's can't into deposing monarchy
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>>2436998
Lift a boombox over my head and start playing this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVmbhYKDKfU
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>>2437091
>loose
that shit makes my head explode
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7jVA4o0KJw
I fucking love this song and video.
I wish to share it with all of you.
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>>2437003

You don't know the half of it.

One of the biggest things is the whole "A man with a knife with the intent to stab you will cover 21 feet in 2 seconds" thing.

You've got to learn to contain adrenaline because operating a pistol is completely refined movement, calmy draw and obtain a clear sight picture, and shoot to stop the threat in under 2 seconds.

Then there's different shit for multiple targets, compromising positions, bad lighting, closer than 21 feet, etc. It's a whole can of worms that nobody besides people paid to use their guns should ever have to worry about.
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>>2437088
Who's your favorite character other than Raz?
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>>2437044
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>>2437086
welcometothinkhetrolledsomeonewhoisnttrolledville, population: you
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>>2436956
The entire point of going i for the instructor to take time to individually instruct you on your specific technique, what you're doing right, what you're doing wrong, et cetera. This wasn't a basic course with a simple 'hold with right hand, pull bang stick' curriculum. This is the kind of class that people who already know how to shoot, and shoot well, go to in order to get even better. There's a reason the class cost what it did, and it was worth every single penny.

At the start of the class you do a drill. It's six rounds, two rounds each, on a steel plate at 15 yards, a slide-lock reload, and then the same. I started out the weekend at 13.35 seconds. This was after shooting handguns in competition for six years.

I ended at 5.95. That's twelve rounds, with a reload in the middle, in under six seconds.
it was worth every fucking cent. There are just some things you cannot teach yourself.

>>2437003
More than you'd think. There are so many pivot points when you hold a pistol, and so much to go wrong. Apply the wrong amount of pressure here or there, lock the wrong joint, or screw up your trigger reset, and you will miss, or cost yourself significant time.
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>>2437058
So there's this series of sets on exhentai called "captive princess." It's just like all this horrible shit being done to this captured princess.

I (to my eternal shame and probable damnation) really enjoy it, because I'm a sick fuck. But the thing that really pisses me off (besides the trampling, which I'm not into) is that she has her crown on the whole time.

Like, wouldn't they take that off?
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>>2437091
>inb4
>loose

Fuck the summer hiatus
I think it's dropped the average age of posters down significantly
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>>2437110
>not playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vCGwJ1vs0w
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>>2437091
CARLOS
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>>2437065
You act like those are trivial things to learn.
Hell, hitting anything with a pistol at fifteen feet is a challenge for most beginners.

And beyond that, if it's a halfway decent pistol class, they'll go over drawing the weapon in a way that wont cause you to shoot yourself (most self inflicted pistol injuries come from people shooting their own hands when trying to draw the weapon at sanic speeds), which takes time as well.
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>>2437084
>strike

Where the fuck is my gun I have on me.
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>>2437110
>One of the drones starts moving oddly
>Others begin to copy it
>A changeling dance party erupts
>It manages to spread across half the kingdom
>Chrysalis is giving you the death stare
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>>2437135

welcome to misunderstandingville,
population: us
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>>2437126
Disco lady
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>>2437136

Uh-huh. And where do you plan to apply this 1000-dollar knowledge?
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>>2437158
Useless against their thick carapaces and regenerative abilities.
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>>2437141
Maybe they like the crown on because it reminds them that they're fucking with royalty?
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>>2437168
>tfw
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>>2437159
"What"
"I bet they are pointing towards some honey or something."
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>>2437091
>>2437091
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>>2436998
>get lead out of the hive
>after an hour of walking a pony stops you in the street
>she transforms into a changeling
>tells you she's one of chrysalis' maid servants
>she wants to try to have a relationship with someone that isn't affected by their needs

You have a date with a changeling, wat do
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>>2437136
Fucked up the drill description.

There's three plates at fifteen yards. Two round son each, aimed, as fast as you can go and still hit. Six rounds, gun goes empty, reload, and do it again.
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>>2437181
Yeah, I don't think so.
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>>2437176
She's awesome
What a sad back story
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>>2437189
Play it smooth. Take her out to the olive garden. Go steady. Get married. Have zerglings.
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>>2437182
Yeah, maybe, I guess.
It's just kinda weird to imagine all this horrible shit happening to her, and they keep putting the little crown back on her head.
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>>2437178
>Implying a pistol class isnt worth it unless you walk around shooting things all day
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>>2437205
i only got levitation so far
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>>2437141
As a cruel reminder, or something.
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>>2437184

We should all just cuddle
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>>2437212
>Shooting things all day.
>America.
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>>2437178
I got a discount for being a friend of the family, but it was still a pricey investment just to shoot IDPA faster (oversipmlification; SIGNIFICANTLY faster). I still think it's a good investment. About the cost of a new handgun.
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>>2437184
>(11)

Post the other ones pls
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>>2437189
Take changeling out to a nice Italian restaurant so she won't notice all the spaghetti I'm about to lose.
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>>2437207
i wish my mate would give birth to my zerglings

reality is so cruel
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>>2437189
Use her to learn the secret weaknesses of the Changelings and use it to bring about their downfall. Then as she stands and watches her entire world being destroyed around her I'd kill her too. "Now you don't have to live with the guilt. This is my mercy for all your help."
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>>2437178
>after 6 years in competition shooting
l2read
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>>2437215
be sure to look in every nook and cranny for anything extra to collect
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>>2437212

Pistols and their respective ammo are pretty cheap, you could go down to the range every now and then and leisurely go through some rounds.
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>>2437233
>mfw Amerifats shoot things at the end of movies
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>>2437158
You didn't have a gun on you.
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>>2437235
There's a lot of them, dude.
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>>2437239
are you corean
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>>2437233
Feels good to be an American.
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>>2437027
Fuckin bro emergency over here, my buddy just got dumped over the damn phone. Anyone wanna help cheer a normalfag up welcome to party
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>>2437189
Keep being cool. Eventually we'll be married.
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>>2437250
You're completely missing the point of going to a pistol class.
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>>2437257
i'm idra
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>>2437252
>At the end of movies.
>Now when a black character shows up on the screen.
>Or a gay character that isn't a lesbian.
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>>2437027
Winston, I live in Austin. I hope you go to rain and choke on a million cocks.
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>>2437252
>mfw I'm American
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>>2437271
Fuck off already.
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>>2437246
there's so much it feels kind of tedious but ok
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>>2437212

>"I spent one thousand dollars on learning to shoot three people in six seconds."
>"That's fucking stupid. You're not going to use that anywhere."
>"YEAH WELL NOT EVERYONE HAS TO BE A COP TO SHOOT THREE PEOPLE IN SIX SECONDS!"

>Breaking News: Fan of TV show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic slaughters innocent bystanders in what is believed to be a cry for help
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>tfw can't into circles
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>>2437284
People tend to spend a lot of money on things they like. SHooting sports just tend to be a very expensive hopbby, like high-end R/C flying or some other thing.

High-end golf clubs can cost an arm and a leg, too.
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>>2437285
>predominant terran player

Fucking race traitor
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>>2437271
>Austin, Texas
I'm willing to go to Klondike's house to fix his computer, but Texas is far out of my gas tanks range.
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>>2437271
Ooh, that sucks. Had to deal with that recently. My roommate/friend had been dating this one chick for three and a half years, and he was fucking despondent for the whole goddamn semester. Then he tried to get over it by becoming a player and fucked it up hard.
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>>2437303
>Not drawing with your whole arm
>Drawing on lined paper

DING DONG BANNU
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>>2437300
My fucking sides

I'm the guy who posted about the class in the first place, and that shits still funny
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>>2437300

>talking shit about someone's waifu
>shooting 3 people in six seconds
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>>2437303
Wow, those are like... All ovals.
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>>2437240
Congratulations, you just wiped out the only predatory species that can let its prey live a normal life after being fed on and used an innocent girl's trust to do it.

You are an asshole.
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http://bit.ly/MfOYgj
http://bit.ly/MfOYgj
http://bit.ly/MfOYgj
http://bit.ly/MfOYgj

Still sychtubing pones!

/advertisement
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>>2437341
More like highly mobile parasites.
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>>2437307
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>>2437341
In all likelihood that's the faggot with the wood chipper. He don't care one way or the other.
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>>2437300
U TAKIN SHIT BOUT MAI FLUTTERSHY
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>>2437325
I don't know how to!

>>2437340
That's the joke.
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>>2437341
WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF US?
WHO CHOSE ROMANCE?
WHAT DO WE WIN?
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>>2437341
Yeah, but I can make some sweet fucking armor now.
And terrify the local ponies when I wear it into town.
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>>2437359
More like comfy mobile nap-pods
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>>2437303
Just use a compass, jeez.
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>Shooting three people
>In only 6 seconds

Casual.
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>>2437365
Move. your. arm. Not. your. wrist. Draw bigger circles, loose circles.
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>>2437189
>So, now what?
>You tell me.
>Like any movies?
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>>2437364
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>>2437375
>people drawing pages and pages of circles
>Not using compasses/templates
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>>2437367
>Savages.
>Romance.
Hilarious.
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>>2437341
Predator species? Only? So many things wrong with that. Like Manticores. And Hydras. Oh and the fact that Changelings feed on Love not flesh. I exterminated a parasitic race that turns ponies against each other. I'd be a God damn hero. And I showed that girl mercy. I'm the one that has to live with the guilt of harming the only Changeling I cared for.
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>>2437367
inb4 "your own zerg brood"
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>>2437293
We should play Epicmafia again.
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>>2437381
He could also shoot 6 people in twelve seconds.
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>>2437402
no
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>>2437388
>Watch "Aliens" with cute changeling girl.
>It makes her horny.
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>>2437381
I think I might have fucked up explaining the drill twice. You're only shooting three plates, but you end up shooting each four times. Hope that clears things up. You're firing a total of twelve rounds, with reload.
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Can we do this again
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>>2437402
/v/ pls go
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>>2437362
You do remember me! I don't know what to say! I hope I'm not blushing...
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>>2437402

I'd make the game, but it wouldn't fill
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>>2437398
The way you're talking, I don't believe for a second that you cared for that changeling at all.

In fact, I'm going to go ahead and revoke those four points you earned. Great job. You managed to fuck up that bad.
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>>2437415
If we did it again, it wouldn't be special.


Just go masturbate to a muscle thread on /s/, jesus christ
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>>2436653
cuntception
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>>2437400
i would like a zerg brood
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>>2437429
Make it anyways!
See how many people join.
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>>2437398
>Implying you cared for her at all.
Nigger, you just picked a full bouquet of oopsie-daisies.
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>>2437429
It never fills...
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>>2437429
>can't get Epicmafia MLPG game together
>can't get MLPG Tribes game together
THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT
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>>2437433

>Implying any muscle girls besides Samantha Wright are hot

Ew.

Also muscle girls aren't Gilda.
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>>2437422
I'll give you le dick later, if you ask nice.
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>>2437442
Someone's watching American Dad.
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>>2437456
>Implying that whore is hot
Ew.
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>>2437442
I shouldn't have laughed at that.
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>>2437454
Not as many people at night. Try during the day.

Post Trixie when you do so. That might appease the Fun Police.
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>>2437458
My nigger. The episode just got over on Adult Swim, and I thought it was a genius line.
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>>2437466
oh my god you did not just say that
>>
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e
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>>2437431
You're right. I actually enjoyed every second of watching the life leave her body as she stared up at me with her heartbroken eyes. I'd then return to the ponies who would shower me in praise and regard me as their hero. Not realizing they're next.
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>>2437407
>She wants to try something special
>Transforms into a Xenomorph
>Pins you to the couch, growling
>Hisses
>Mouth-head shoots out
>licks you sensually on the cheek
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>>2437398
>turns ponies against eachother
>most likely form of changeling parasitism is catching temporarily separated lovers, impersonating, wiping their memory and slinking off
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>>2437466
>Samantha Wright
>Whore

THIS NIGGER IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT OUR WAIFU
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>>2437488
Read my fucking post homolord.
She looks like a ugly man.
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>>2437488
Her face really reminds me of a friend of mine.
He is male.
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>>2437488

Yeah bro, he said that.
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>>2437494
>You will never be an actual sociopathic spess muhreen

;_;
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>>2437506
He's a very pretty man.
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>>2437494
Discord, pls go.
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>>2437480
In the end of my rampage, your waifu will be spared.
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>>2437491
I'd jump on for old-times ( a few weeks ago?) sake, but I'm getting off soon. Sorry.
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>>2437495
Someone posted a picture of chrysalis with bug mandibles coming out of her cheeks.

Someone else greentexted about her using them to tickle your cheeks while you kissed.
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>>2436976
i kinda imagine her with a blonde bush
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>>2436994
>>2437047
Onta?
>>
Hey guys, can I hate something popular too
>>
>glorious /fit/ goddess
>a whore

Well, this certainly rustled me.
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>>2437538
That sounds like one of the best things ever
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>>2437528
She's the Pink one with curly hair.
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>>2437519
FOOKIN ZEENOSE
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>>2437407
>girl
>tfw there will never be any good gay changeling bro feels
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>>2437496
I don't think Chrysalis ever had the intention of giving Shining Armor back. And those other Changelings seemed to be enjoying fucking with all those ponies.

They must be exterminated.
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>>2437549
>goddess
Sure shit taste is here.
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>>2437495
That's a pretty arousing thought.
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>>2437549
>MLP general
>Ponies, guns, and /fit/ women

Never change
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>>2437565
reality is so cruel
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>>2437543
yeah, you know... onta
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>>2437573
>he notices his own shit taste
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>>2437538
I think in the end, it's not about changeling or pone.

We just want to have weird alien girlfriends.
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>>2437541

I love my pones with bushes.

Especially AJ and Rarity.
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>>2437561
Gotcha.
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>>2437519
Fuck this world.
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>>2437207
>>2437236
>>2437274
>>2437240
>seeing as you aren't welcome in changeling town you take changeling to the pony olive garden
>except ponies don't like olives, its the apple garden
>seeing as changelings don't get a good response in Ponyville either she transforms into a red and black unicorn with striped hair, yellow hooves and technicoloured eyes
>you stare at her in disbelief
>before she starts laughing hysterically
>while her laughing subdues she changes into a very light blue pegasus with a deeper blue mane and purple eyes
>she has a sense of humor, this might turn out good

>You both order pasta
>surprisingly the only spaghetti seen the whole night
>you talk about her job, what it's like in the hive, how you got to equestria.

the meal has gone well, but it's still only 9 o'clock
wat do?
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>>2437593
Ah. That artist......


Fuck you for making me remember this shit.
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>>2437494
>The line Space Marine gets destroyed by Kharn, who is busy playing with the local pony populous.
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c'mon you asscandies get in here
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e
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>>2437606
Well... Prometheus is showing, right?
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>>2437593
Holy fuck, I haven't seen that comic in ages.
Is it uploaded anywhere?
>>
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e

Come on, we haven't mafia'd in forever.

Help out a bit.
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>>2437604
NO! THE LITTLE ONE!
YOU CAN KILL THAT BITCH, FOR ALL I CARE.
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>>2437519
>>2437562
>>>/tg/

>>2437602
Gotta pick up Mass Effect and start from the beginning.
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>>2437572
>I don't think that human has any sort of empathy or willingness to negotiate
>That doesn't fly with the way us ponies do things man
>Why did we let him into equestria
>Dunno
>Can we just team rocket him?
>Sure.
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>>2437602
Well, duh. Ever since I was like six years old.
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>>2437625
Everywhere. It's on exhentai, I know, and it's almost certainly on /rs/.
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>>2437598
le lol xd
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>>2437606
Movie time, do you even date, nigger?
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>>2437602
When I was like, 10 I announced that I was going to marry an alien. My best friend and current crush was a little asian girl and we pretended to be a spaceman and an alien princess.
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>>2437639
That just confirms me as a recurring villain. Welcome to Season 3 bitches.
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>>2437624
>Prometheus

You're in Equestria, stupid.
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>>2437606
....
Our place, or her cocoon?
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>>2437667
Do ponies have ANY good movies
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>>2437682
Her cocoon at your place.
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>>2437667
Ok PONEmetheus then, sheesh.

Ass.
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>>2437606
>>2437624
I have been wanting to see Prometheus and it does seem to be something she might enjoy. I do have to keep her satisfied until I can get some information from her.
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>>2437684
Con Air.
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>>2437682

Her place at your cocoon
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>>2437663
>asian girl
>alien princess

little does she know
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you will never know the true secret
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>>2437682
>>2437694
Dude, it's the first date. That's a little forward, don't you think?
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Now do these look like circles now?
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>>2437694
Sounds good. She can set up a second cocoon at our place.
Unless that's getting ahead of ourselves... I don't know how changelings do things.
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http://scorchedwing.tumblr.com/post/24642474698/i-was-asked-about-my-wall-of-devotion-and-realized
Uhm.
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>>2437716

But that's it right there? Just apply to wherever would make sense.

>limbs
>feathers
>ears
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>>2437703
>Anon plans to destroy changeling civilization
>Ends up falling in genuine love with the girl thing
>Can't do it
>Could have never pulled it off anyways since he wasn't a spese mareen
>>
http://www.bronycon.org/live-action-games/

Are you ready?
TO CAST MAGIC MISSILE?!
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>>2437748
true secret*
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>>2437748
IT doesn't work that way, you don't actively think of this shape
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>>2437729
Little better, actually. Keep at it.

Don't be in a hurry to fill up the page. Try to make each circle as perfect as you can before moving on to the next.
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Would you sing this song at the top of your lungs with pone?
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Need two more dudes.
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e
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>>2437723
Well, she's evil and corrupted, isn't she?
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>>2437752
I may not be a Space Marine but I would not lower myself to genuinely caring about such a hideous creature.
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>>2437752

but... aren't full autists ideal material for spaze mareens?
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>>2437759
Footage from this will be ASTOUNDING
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>>2437790
I'd rather serve in the Red River corp.
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Guys, there's a Rainboom Crash thread happening on page 1.

Kill me.
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>>2437764
>Don't actively think of half-ovals

What.
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>>2437788
>She never drains love faster than anyone can give it
>She never forces herself in between couples and prefers to give a brief happiness to single ponies instead
>She doesn't corrupt or control
>She actually likes you

Why do you hate the perfect changeling waifu
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>>2437822
And you give a fuck because?
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>>2437822
join us
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e
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>>2437735
why
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>>2437790
Sort of. They tend to be the people who get sent to front lines. ALL OF THEM.

Marines that tend to stay alive are usually calmer. The Tau book usually has some Space Marines being chill and functioning as mediators.

Plus, they respect skills, like the one that DoomTau has. Sure, he's gone nuts and the higher ups tend to throw him at very LARGE problems, but what can you do?
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>>2437823
as in "I'm going to place one here here here and here" sort of actively placing them. I'm too tired for this
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Hey guys, wanna pray some vidya games~
I've got ac ww and ac:cf~
>>
Could somebody post a pic of Thunderlane screencap please? I have just one of his face.
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>>2437774
Hell fuckin' YES I would! Even if it's Katy Perry or something, because she'd probably like that kind of thing.
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>>2437828
>40Kfags
>Loving, fulfilling relationships with women
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>>2437852
But what about the gobbo pones.
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>>2437788
MEANWHILE

>A male anon is trying to romance a female pone
>But she doesn't actually love him
>Humans are despicable creatures. They kill and torture, they fight and rape, they destroy the environment wherever they go.
>She has taken it upon herself to find the secret to eliminating the humans and preventing any more from entering equestria
>The purity of her world must be preserved. This is no time to be taking chances with individual merit. Humans are bad, period.
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>>2437852
What's her shirt supposed to be?
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>>2437852

>multiplayer animal crossing

Uhhh...what? You can do that?
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>>2437828
Because she's still a Changeling. I have to hate them all. I have to because hate is all I know.
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>>2437606

>>2437624
>>2437703
>You think to yourself that you'd like to see Prometheus
>You then realise that you're in Equestria you dingus
>They don't even have Greco-Roman mythology if it isn't real
>>2437783
>>2437682
>She might be a changeling but she isn't a tramp
>She only asked you on a date because she wanted a real relationship
>You reprimand yourself mentally for such thoughts

>>2437647
>You offer to go to the movies
>there is a comedy, action film, horror film, and romantic comedy.
>she tells you that it's your decision
wat do?

I'll try to speed things up a little, this is my first time voluntarily writing
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>>2437886
Mare Gamur
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>>2437866
I usually don't like sexual pone, or anthro pone
But fuck this Sheela person can draw T&A.
Dem FS sweaterpuppies.
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>>2437889
Yes? I'm guessing you only ever played the GCN one.
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>>2437899
Pfhahahaha.
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>>2437866
Slut front and center
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>>2437866
This image scares me.
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>>2437852
I can never go back to AC now. It's been too long.

All my friends will have left. And the weeds. The weeds!
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>>2437908

Yeah I only played the gamecube version, I heard city folk was pretty fun though.
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>>2437854
Please respond
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>>2437885
>pony is actually a lonely nerd girl that plays a lot of battlehoof 50k
>she thinks she's going to be a celestial mareine
>one day human walks in on her practicing her hate and screaming 'HERESY, DIE XENO SCUM, FOR DA EMPRES' at human magazines
>Anon finds this extremely cute
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>>2437852
MT my mom says I can't talk to you anymore.
She says that people who like Tom Preston aren't to be trusted.
That they may inflate me...
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>>2437923

OH GOD THE WEEDS PLEASE GO
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>>2437866
>Pinkie
>flat
CAN YOU EVEN INTO FANON
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>>2437593
ugh... that is the best example of his art? The lat with ponies looks much better
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>>2437885
Then we will do battle one day. And as we hold a blade to each others throat we'll look into each other's eyes and slide the edge along each other's throats both of us dying in honor by a formidable foe.
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>>2437895
ROMANTIC COMEDY. I FUCKING LOVE ROMANTIC COMEDIES.

DOES IT HAVE PONY ADAM SANDLER IN IT?
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>>2437892

>>I have to because hate is all I know.

Because you're a space marine? Or because you're on mlp general?

Because both are acceptable answers.
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>>2437933
>Liking Preston

IS THIS TRUE MT
PEAS RESPAWN.
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>>2437895
HORROR MOVIE.
TRUST ME.
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>>2437936
>the rules say she's not supposed to be flat
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>>2437928
I say, I seemed to have forgotten all my greentext.
My kind sir, perhaps you can continue with yours and I will make due until I can recover mine.
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>>2437949
fuck faceless.
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>>2437967

Seriously, what an asshole.
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>>2437941
>changelingsis and the other anon stare dumbfounded
>their romantic interests just pretended to kill eachother with fake chainsaw swords and played out the cheesiest fake deaths ever
>at least the cosplay armor is cool?
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>>2437950
Neither. It's because I'm human
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>>2437944
ITS ONLY GOT ONE ACTOR IN IT.

AND THAT ONE ACTOR IS PONY ADAM SANDLER.
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>>2437958
Fucking right anonymous, the rules of fanon set the breast sizes of every one of the characters in stone. This isn't debatable.
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>>2437895
Obviously an action or horror flick.
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>>2437895
Hurm...

Well, comedy's not really what we should be aiming for, and unless she's like the coolest gal ever, action might hit the evening in the face with a brick. Romcoms tend to be a little too cheesy, snrk but bad horror movies can be even worse.

If the horror film actually looks good (ie: not some dumb slasher flick) go with that. Otherwise, the romantic comedy might be the right choice.
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>>2437983
FUCK YEAH.
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>>2437866
Welcome to Uncanny Valley
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>>2437923
I'll help you straighten up your town~
>>2437952
Okay let me clarify one thing. Whether or not I like Preston for whatever reason is my own opinion. I know he's terrible....but I don't have to justify liking terrible things. Atleast I shouldn't HAVE to.
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>>2437415
Hey, I remember this. I made at least one of the posts in this cap.

I seem to recall there were a few more branches of this that isn't in this cap though. Something about kicking her in the groin.
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>>2437976
Good thing we and changelingsis are cool dudes and not LARPing nerds.
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>>2437735
what if he brings a girl home?
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/more-from-everfree-northwest-sponsor.html

> donate 100 000 $ and you will be bale to write your own episode
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>>2437999
>MT DOES LIKE PRESTON
abandon ship
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>>2437911
Yes sir!

I can't w...

Oh. Wait, you meant- Right, right, right. Sorry. Ignore me.
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>>2437999
You don't. I mean, look at me.
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>>2437984
>Giant green dick

OH GOD MY SIDES
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>>2438007
>he thinks that might be an issue!
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>>2438010
>that butt squish

UNF
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>>2437986
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>>2437984
Open wide~
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>>2438011

Unf.
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>>2437976
I swear one day I will actually kill that bitch. I just need to put some more points into Strength...
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>>2437999
>liking Preston
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
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>>2437999
First Ross, now Preston?

I...

I don't know if we can be friends anymore, MT. This is too much.
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>>2437999
It's ok, I like terrible things too
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>>2437999
You don't have to justify anything.
It doesn't mean I am disappointed, though.
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>>2437999
>Liking something so heinously bad
>Having wrong opinions
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>MT drew ponies playing vidya

>I will never get Arino Pone

brb, mitsubishi
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>>2438014
At ease, soldier.
Here, have a cocksicle to nibble while you wait for active duty.
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>>2438032
>tfw you try to fuck your churro but it disappears and you just fuck your pillow instead
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>>2437999
Wait I think I remember you!

You drew me cute pictures!
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>>2438011
MY HIPS ARE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
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>>2438010
If you look at this. You can get a feeling of in what sense I like Preston.
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>>2438052
>Tess drew fetish art
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Last call, gents.
Two more needed.
It'll be fun we promise
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e
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>>2438078
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File deleted.
>>2437984
We had our dose a few threads back. Even talked about getting turned into a super-slutty-anthro mare from it.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e

GET IN HERE FAGGOT(s)
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>>2437976
>>2438040

>"....for...*gasp* *wheeze*...the empraaah"
>"....the sun...shall rise...*cough*...tomorrow"
>five minutes later
>they get up and walk off to get some slushies and cheetos at 7/11
>"one day, I'm actually going to kill you. I just need to put some more points into strength"
>"In your dreams, heretic. I'm a ranged unit, you'll never reach me"
>"Hell if I won't try, xeno scum"
>"..."
>"blueberry or cherry?"
>"both"
>"typical indecisive equine heretic."
>"celestia holds all flavors in equal standing!"
>"So you like flaming hot cheetos right"
>"yeah"
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>>2438011
>dem shoulders
>dat bum
I'll be in my bunk.
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Hey guys I see Eurobeat released the Aria: Eurobeat is the pretty mare edition.


Any word on the mortal kombat version?
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>>2438078
....

Do you also have a crush on The Nostalgia Critic?
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>>2438078

I'm taking this and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>2438078
Moar eyebrows
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j/k only one needed now come on motherfucker WE NEED YOU
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1114736?password=b79aca2251469e626132a96ade2e5582d50b588e
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>>2438066
Thanks.

I'll be in my bunker if you need me for anything. Anything at all~
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>>2438011
Oh shit fuck sammy
I just fapped
fuck
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>>2438102
>Changelingsis and ponychaser anon are left without dates
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>>2438113
I don't have a crush on anyone. Look at the fucking eyebrows.
Jeez
Also no. I hate The Nostalgia Critic. He isn't funny. And his opinions are not something I care to agree with. EVER.
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>>2438113
>He will never yell at us for being freaks.
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>>2438102
>mfw I only eat Cheeto Puffs and hate flaming cheetos
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>>2438102
pfffff
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>>2438098
Man, if I didn't have to go to work right as that thread was ending, I would have totally joined in that. I would be the sluttiest anthro supermare.
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>>2438137
Do you want to murder Spoony?
We will like you again if you want to murder Spoony.
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>>2438011
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>>2438152
What the hell is a spoony?
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>>2437999
It appears I've lost the save file.

I can't decide if that makes me even more sad or not now there's no going back.
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>>2438132
...And then they fucked?
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>>2438138
>Watching NC
>Not Cinema Snob
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxeYXyPv6lA
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>>2438167
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>>2438167
I luv u
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>>2438102
Aw. Even spess muhreens can find love!
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>>2438132
Except each other, of course.
Come on, they're a perfect pair.
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>>2438144
Nothing happened, unfortunately. Just some taffing about after that last post, then a whole lotta nothing.

I love that pic by the way. The way that shiny black one piece hugs her breasts...

Unf.
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>>2438167
Just a bunch of "zany" internet reviewers all with a schtick very similar to NC, nothing worth watching
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>>2438181
At least it's a pony and not a Changeling horror.
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>>2438167
Spoony is this guy who used to do really funny Let's Plays, then his girlfriend dumped him and he lost his job and he's been kind of insufferable.
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>>2438181
No hate can exist when slurpies are involved.
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>>2438184
But they deeply love the spees maren and nerdy pony.
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>>2438201
Unf.
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>>2438181
>LOVE
>NOT HONORABLE RIVALRY
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>>2438201
>getting to see MT's uncensored ponies requires pictures of guys she might find cute or something

I'M ON THE CASE!
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>>2438201
Appreciated, but that's old!
You posted that already!
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>>2438201
MT plz post more pony porn goddammmn unf
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>>2438201
OH GOOD LORD

I LOVE YOU
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>>2437936
>>2437958
Pinkie would surely be a little plump, considering she eats cake all day.

Even her insane metabolism must have its limits.
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>>2438177
someone needs to tell him to cut his fucking hair
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>>2438217
>Implying love can't bloom on the battlefield
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>>2438201
Draw cute goblin pony pls.
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>>2438185
I know, I was incredibly disappointed in you guys. I had to go and use that pic in place of it.

Not that you couldn't change me instead and make up for it later~
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>>2438235
Not on this Battlefield. Too much pride is at stake.
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>>2438229
>Pinkie
>Jolly fat girl
This is my fanon.
We are brothers now.
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>>2438218
This is incorrect.
>>2438225
Nah. Because this is a blue board. I posted this because I figured I've withheld it long enough.
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>>2438241
She needs to be more monochrome

And have a smooth, hard shell instead of that skin

Then she'll be perfect.
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>>2438232

Not to mention washing it. In one of his streams when he bitched about people hating ME3 people called him out on his hygiene and he tried to pass off his greasy hair as sleek or whatever. I don't know how Miles puts up with him.
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>>2438201
Cute porn is so weird
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>>2438251
Maybe.... maybe you could post it somewhere else?
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>>2438173
>Cinema Snob
my nigga.
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>>2438255
She used too, man.
Then the humans came and spread their corrupting crotch mushroom spores.
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>>2438257
How does one man fall so far and fail to rebound?
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>>2438255
Changelings have turned us into carapacefags.
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>>2438236
>Goblin pony
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>>2438262
>>2438251
Yes. You should post your uncensored pones somewhere. Please.
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>>2438271
Fucking crotch mushrooms.
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>>2438262
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh you.
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>>2438241
Who is that supposed to be?
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>>2438273

No idea, it's actually amazing how he looked better living WITH his parents than he does now living with his brother. That's like fucking bizarro world shit right there.
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>>2438247
Oh, I was on the sidelines that whole time. I don't even know if the writer or his reluctant partner are even around anymore. I don't know if it would be kosher to infringe on someone else's 'territory'.

Someone so eager, though... It might be hard to resist.
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>>2438250
MAI WAIFU IS NOT FAT
She is mildly overweight. Huggable and rubenesque.
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>>2438264
I actually prefer listening to Radiodrome and his non-Snob reviews, but Snob episodes always have me laughing
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>>2438274
Pal, I've always liked my women smooth, hard, and dark.

Like a good cup of coffee fresh out of the bodum, only infinitely more fuckable.
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i hate everything
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>>2438289
>Job
>Girlfriend
>Still lives with his parents
>Mid-twenties

Whoa what the fuck, I seriously thought he lived on his own.
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>>2438296
Yeah, I don't think she would be fat. Although I'm sure Ross would like that.
Just well-rounded - a bit pudgy.
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>>2438296
I meant delightfully chubby, not Ross fat.
We still bros?
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>>2437895
gotta go slow edition
>>2437956
>>2437987
>>2437990

>You don't feel the need to wrap her in cotton, she doesn't act like any pony or even human that you've been with
>you suggest the horror film
>her soft purple eyes light up, relieved that you chose what she secretly wanted
>It's the pony version of a nightmare on elm st (1984 version)
>pony Freddy Krueger is a pegasus so he can use the blade gloves
>You seriously ponder how they make all of this stuff so similar

>you get some soda and popcorn (she likes regular coke)
>you find your seats
>the film is actually better than the original, more suspenseful.
>Freddy actually seems more villanous than the parody he was in the original
>The infamous bedroom scene comes one
>you hold back a little snicker at the comedic value of it
>you turn around to gauge her reaction to it
>HOLY FUCK ITS PONY FREDDY
>You yelp and recoil in your seat
>she quickly changes back to her blue coated form laughing rapturously, making the whole theatre turn around and shush her
>as your heart calms down you cant help but smile at the joy in her eyes as she tries to hold back her laughter with a hoof

>you discuss the film afterwards as you walk her back to her home, she brings up her joke more than a few times as she hovers beside you
>once you reach the edge of her home town she turns around and tells you that you shouldn't go any further
>you begrudgingly accept and as you do she gives you a little peck on the cheek, interupting you
>she tells you to come and pick her up in 3 days
>she flies home and in a flash of green she is back to her natural self

wat do for next date
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>>2438274
Yeah. Before the finale I might not've something with an exoskeleton, but Chrysalis ran a proper 180 on that.

that said, lately I've been thinking about how nice it would be if she wasn't so stiff
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>>2438303
She's got to be evil and corrupted, though, or no deal.
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>>2438312
I know that feel.

I will never be good enough.
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>>2438318
Hey, that's a pretty nice one!
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>>2438257
>Miles
wait... what?
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>>2438296

She is a chubby fucking pony.
Just more of her to cuddle.
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>>2438325
Yes, we bros.
People just have different definitions of what constitutes "fat".
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>>2438312
>>2438332
Mah nigs.
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>>2438318
This confuses my penis.
artist pls
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>>2438339
never ever and i hate it
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>>2438327
>rape
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>>2438358
I just wish it were humanized

That body on Dash...
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>tfw ponies have made me more straight
it actually took some effort to get off to gay earlier
fuck you MLPG I liked it more when I liked dick more
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>>2438339
Sometimes I wish I could be one of those awful bronies. At least they seem to be happy with being terrible.
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>>2438250
>>2438325
I did not make that previous post.
I made this one. >>2438317
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>>2438325
So like around this?
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>>2438327
Oh.. I like this girl.
Let's just hang out this time. Go to the mall, get food, and stuff.
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>>2438327
i

i don't know

lunch?
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>>2438291
I just think it's too good a premise to waste like that. It hits so many of my fetishes.

To have all that power, and yet be urged to greater and greater acts of sluttiness to sate my neverending hunger...I want it so badly. How could you deny me?
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>>2438318
>Rarity
>Pink lipstick
>when red would contrast better

-100/10 closed window, threw computer in the garbage, called the police, complained to city council, locked the door got on the floor everyone walked the dinosaur
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>>2438386
That's literally perfect.
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>>2438377
You are going to like vagina young man and you are going to like it.
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>>2438327
>likes horror and coke

Dream gurl up in here.

Alright, let's see... What's even around? Maybe we should get coffee and just see where it goes from there.
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>>2438376
Why do furries draw such fappable bodies.
I don't want to fap to pone ;_;
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>>2438377

Call up all the major christian churches. They're gonna have a fucking field day with this.
>>
I need one or two people for a lite-dnd quest experiment
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>>2438386
That's fine, but that's probably the biggest I'd want her.
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>>2438296

Best size for Pinkie/
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>>2438392
>wanting a painfully clashing color
>>
>human courtship

why is the second date always so relaxed and...average
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>>2438377
With so many sexy female ponies, how could you not be straight for them?
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>>2438377
Homosexuality is a disease, Anon.
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>>2438318

>Those faces.
2 horse 4 me
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>>2438412
You'll want to skip a thread, just so you'll know.
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>>2438392

should be purple lipstick, you pleb.
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>>2438414
Ooh nice!
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>>2438421
Because at that point you're more interested in spending time with each other and enjoying each other instead of enjoying other things with each other. You've already done the dance and hooked the girl, now you're just together. Stay together.

How hard is it for you guys damn
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>>2438434
i was thinking of doing it in mlpg.co
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>>2438414
Yes, this is my number one perfect human Pinkie.
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>>2438420
Pink clashes far worse than a deep red, which would go with the purple in her mane and contrast with the white of her skin.

I'm talking about lipstick on a cartoon horseI want to die
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>>2438409
>Christians find a 'cure' for the gay.
>Get amped as fuck about it.
>Finally get told what it is.
>"...You're messing with us, right?"
>"Nope...apparently this show is turning them back into the fold."
>"God truly works in mysterious ways..."
>"I like the pink one."
>"Get out."
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>>2438446
hey, that works too.
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>>2438421
Because Lyra. We like to spend time with people more than we like to spend time with inane amusements.

Deal w/ it
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>>2438359
>>2438379
It's my own fault for liking the wrong things.
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>>2438318

Too horsey for human fapping, too anthropomorphized for pony fapping. This is a double failure.
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>>2438444
Man, meeting her parents is going to be awkward as fuck.
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>>2438465
>Not anthro fapping

You're already at rock bottom, anon.
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>>2438470
>her mom is chrysalis
>her dad is chrysalis
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When can I run in and kill the bugpone those heretic humans are trying to date? Whoever is writing that greentext story should end it like that.
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>>2438460
Aw...cute kids
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>>2438486
No time for that. Your nerdy pone girlfriend invited you to a larp with her friends. You're going to have to play the comissar for an evil xeno empire, though.
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>>2438470

>her parents turn into her to mess with you
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>>2438477
Bestiality is rock bottom, anthro is slightly above that
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>>2438478
>You meet her parents one night
>You can't help but stare at her leg holes
>"So the holes...do they make you fly faster?"
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>download massive folder a horse cumshot videos
>half of them are corrupted or some shit and wont load
>but from the thumbnail you can see they look amazing

FUCK
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>>2438502
Pony fapping is quasibestiality, he's hit rock bottom.
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>>2438499
How did we both end up with such great girlfriends?
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>>2438432
>looking at the faces
What are you? Some kind of faggot?
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>>2438525
>that feel
;_;
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>>2438508
>"You're kind of cute like that"
>"Like what"
>"Normal"
>you didn't know that carapaces could show blush
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>>2438499
SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND! She's my arch enemy.
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>>2438526
>Im
>Fucking
>Plying
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>>2438525
Sweetie don't sleep in ketchup it'll mess up your mane what's wrong with you
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>>2438390
Oh, I know how much you need it. I'll bet every second you spend locked in that mundane form is unbearable, knowing what you could become after a quick bath.
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>>2438502
>furry above bestiality

ha! get a load of this furfag!
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>>2438548
Sure she is, Rumble.
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>>2438548
>it's so adorable when they proclaim their hatred at the same time
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You guys ever been to one of those /b/ threads lately ? It's scary as shit when posters post pre-made messages and have never ending conversations that are still going on to this day if the server is up.
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>>2438502

Is pony sex bestiality? They're basically at the intelligence level of humans, so it has the cross-species sexual implications of bestiality but without the obvious non-consensual aspect of raping a non-sapient creature.

Why does it feel like we're approaching a Beedrill scenario?
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>>2438500
>you make sweet love to changeling girlfriend
>you experience the best orgasm you've ever had, while she is cumming at the same time
>suddenly, she changes into her mom
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>>2438554
>Im fucking plying

I think you need to go to bed, anonymous.
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>>2438404
they draw what they like
unfortunately they like everything i do
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>>2438576
Talking horse is still horse
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>>2438580
>aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2438532
Am I the only person who was genuinely surprised when Jack went full furry? It seemed like it happened overnight. His humans weren't perfect but he was clearly skilled and then the next thing I knew he's drawing self-insert anthro snakefucking.
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>>2438576
>Implying horses don't have ways of showing consent
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>>2438580
>With the voice of her father.
>"I'm proud of you son."
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>>2438580

>"i had to make sure you measured up."
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>>2438339
>Orange Crush
Holy shit I haven't had that in years.
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>>2438580

>She turns into Nathan
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>>2438569
Sh-Shut up!
>They blush and look at each other
>They blush even more and look in opposite directions

How did you fuckers get me from slaughtering Changelings to being like... this?
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>>2438609
>"...Did I pass?"
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>>2438502
>not anthro being deep under any bottom known to man
Yiff in Hell.
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>>2438595
Horses can't talk, so it's not a horse
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>>2438621

>Deep under any bottom

Is it Club Acid time?
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>>2438612
>She turns into your mom
>tfw it makes you cum even harder
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>>2438615
Well, most of us like bugpones, except for the woodchipper. Just kinda taking his idea and corrrupting it.
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MT, if I said that you made me feel a feel...

And you made me draw something....

And I was too afraid to post it....

Because I'm not so good at drawing....

What would you say?
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>>2438615
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>>2438427
S- shut up anon ;-;
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>>2438580
>orgasm even harder
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>>2438640
POST

THAT

SHIT

MOTHERFUCKER
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>>2438562
Like you wouldn't believe. I'm so tired of the daily and mundane. I want all that power. I want all that beauty.

I want all the dicks.
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>>2438576
>Why does it feel like we're approaching a Beedrill scenario?
True, he probably would have enjoyed this discussion.
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>>2438635
fuck
some times I really regret deleting the nudes I found of my mother
after-fap shame has caused me so much regret
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>>2438412
pls respond
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>>2438644
HNNNNNNNG
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>>2438640

AnonxMT OTP5Lyfe
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>>2438640
I'd say you get an A for effort and you should be proud and post it anyway.

We all suck. So we all strive to suck a little less. Me included. I strive to where Rose is....she's amazing.
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>>2438642

She is always with us.
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>>2438635
Oh, god, I can't even imagine.
That would be so traumatic.
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How hard would you fuck this pone in it's tight ass? Would you pull its tail while bottoming out and enjoy its soft moans? Would you fuck it with panties pulled to the side?
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>>2438412
I could join you, I suppose.
What's it gonna be about?
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>>2438638
But I am the wood chipper!
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>>2438683
>rose
>not PHN

That's like saying fuck it to the stars and aiming for the moon
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>>2438706
Who is PHN?
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>>2438689
Oh, god, that's a sexy creature. But I'm sure she's evil.
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>>2438706
Well, try to be realistic here.

It is impossible to get to the stars sometimes.
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>>2438683
Fuck, um.

I have to scan it.
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>>2438201
UNF
UNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFU
NF

moar plz
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>>2438696
>horse ass
>tight
>horses dont have the ass muscles to even clench their ass

you could easily slide a bowling ball into a horses anus without problem. it is also why horses cannot control their bowels and just shit wherever.
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>“I wasn’t terribly fond of Chrysalis, though.” She swallowed her pride, carefully bating the hook. “I mean, for all her treachery and planning, she was defeated so easily. Kind of disappointing, really. She had so much… potential.”

>The strangest thing happened, mere seconds after mentioning her own name. She sensed pure, untainted emotion welling up within him. An emotion she hadn’t sensed in what felt like forever. She began to salivate, and the intern’s eyes almost seemed to light up when he leaned forward, excitement rising in his voice as he began to speak.

>“Are you kidding? Chrysalis was the best one! Like, Disney tier villainess! She was absolutely fantastic! You’re right though, they kind of phoned in the ending a little, with how easily she was defeated. I mean, she feeds on love, right? How could they defeat her with that?!”

>Without hesitation, she tapped into the wealth of love that gushed from the intern’s depths, eyes lidding with glee as she glutted herself.
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>>2438698
I went on blind courage and made this
http://mlpg.co/q/res/8226.html
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>>2438661
A lofty goal. Not one to be taken lightly either. As wonderful as it would be to be able to snap your fingers and become a sultry bombshell in tight, sexy costume it can't just happen that way. If you really wanted that life, you'd have to work for it.

How far would you go, anon? What would you do to live out your wildest dreams?
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>>2438696
I would not fuck him in a farm.
I would not plug him in the barn.
I would not even if he wore a blouse.
Or in his shitty parents house.
I would not fill his nasty box.
I would not fuck him as a fox.
So I will not fuck that pone you have.
I will not fuck him Sam I Am.
>>
We ded
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>>2438668
An alternative to sci-fi stories where a character is split into his good half and evil half would be having him be split into his pre-orgasmic and post-orgasmic halves.
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>tfw I'm starting to move away from pone and moving into loli

What should I do?
>inb4 human pony loli
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hoobadooba
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>>2438706
>anyone
>not always to improve on yourself

also >3 AM
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Guys, I'm thinking of getting a job at a farm so I can fuck horses. How likely will my plan be successful?
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>>2438748
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>>2438749
upps
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>>2438718

evil is a relative term.
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>>2438761
>not already into loli
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>>2438770
Not likely at all.
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>4chan in charge of fucking working.
I CAN'T RELOAD THE PREVIOUS THREAD! HELP ME, SLUTTY MARES!
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I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF
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>>2438706
PHN? I'm not going to say he's not good, but he isn't really on my personal list of artists whose work I particularly aspire to.
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>>2438327
SECOND DATE NIGGAS
Fuck, she doesn't have a name yet. Any suggestions?
>>2438387
>>2438388
>>2438402
>You wait outside the hive limits for her
>she's a little late but nothing to worry about
>until a yellow unicorn in walks up to you
>the unicorn tells you that the date is off, she caught some human disease from you
>you're shocked, disappointed and terrified for her and this is clearly visible in your expression
>until the unicorn starts to have a little smirk on her sombre face, at which point you realise you're an absolute sucker
>changing into her pegasus form she launches her self into you, giving you a tight hug
>'I knew you liked me'
>you blush a little and shrug it off, the smile still present on her face
>you tell her you've planned to get lunch in a little outdoor cafe and maybe go for a walk in the park later

>over lunch you talk of a wide variety of things, feeling out each others personality
>It's clear that she's playful above all else but she's very clever too
>you ask how she ended up being a maid servant to the queen
>'it's one of the only jobs that I can do without needing to strengthen the hive, by, you know, stealing love'
>she's a cute pacifist changeling
>after you finish your meal you take a walk through town
>trying to act funny you overtly ask about the weaknesses of the hive and the queen
>she plays along, revealing that Chrysalis is allergic to liquorice
>just as you walk past a candy shop
>taking the hint you buy her some
>'it would be a shame if some of this made it into her meal' you exclaim with a sort of sardonic tone
>'I've no clue how such a thing could happen' she replies in the same tone as she tears a bit off the end of piece

where go now

I need a prize for fastest, bestest writer in MLPG
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>>2438779
Now that's a villain I can get behind.
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>>2438696
>Talking about tripfags
>Ever
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>>2438790
here you go
>>2432258
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>>2438798

Ripley
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>>2438798
El Segundo
I think I left my wallet there
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>>2438734
>"Whatever. She really was pretty mediocre."
>"Yeah, total garbage. Changelings need to be exterminated."
>"Yep"
>shit
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>>2438706
PHN is a bit too generic-anime-ish for me.
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Would you?
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>>2438798
How allergic...
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>>2438748
>box
what's the origin of this anyway?
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>>2438730
Seems legit.
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>>2438706
>someone says they want to be like you
>try to think of polite way to tell them to quit aiming so low
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>>2438739
I would cross boundaries I never had before, anon. I would murder, steal, and whore myself through the streets if that is what it took. I would sell away the remainder of my days.

All if I had the shot at my dream. Becoming a buxom goddess in a tight, latex one-piece with an insatiable sex drive and the power to shatter mountains between my perfect thighs.
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>>2438824
deathly anon
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>>2438821
Who is PHN....or is this just something no one wants to tell me.
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>>2438819
Are you trying to be me? Because you're not doing a very good job.
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>>2438830
You gave me a heart attack today you know....I swear I was about to die.
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>>2438696
>want to fap
>hit up e621
>tag search for "frottage"
>shemale nanaki pops up
FUCK
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>>2438798
>chrysalis becomes changeling balloon after eating liquorice
>has to be tied to the ground
>lament the service you have done to ross, for surely he is fapping
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>>2438798
ARCADE!!
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I got just the thing for this ded.
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>>2438834
I don't really know much about PHN. Actually, this is the only picture I seem to have saved (or at least properly filed).
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>>2438848
BAD END
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>>2438834
http://mastafuu.deviantart.com/

he's a professional comic artist, but maybe he's a she, or she's not, or i don't know what the fuck. it's kind of nineties art work meets the manga stuff marvel was doing back when they were doing mangaverse. how long ago was that? ten years? god damn...
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>>2438845
I did what now?
I'm not Rose FYI.
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>>2438696
I wouldn't fuck him.

But I might hug him. Just a little. If no one was watching.
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>>2438848
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>>2438832
Just when I thought this Changeling was going to be useless she gains a little favor in her eyes. Next we should take a stroll through the Ponyville park while inquiring about what duties this Changeling maid does for Chrysalis.
>>
Hey MT, have you seen that art someone drew of you and GG today?
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>>2438848
>implying inflation == weight gain

Wow, looks like we have a fetish plebeian.
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>>2438640
stop being a faggot and read this post rose made about new artists afraid to show their work to others

http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/post/24599898538/how-to-get-better
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZmRt8gCsC0
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>>2438866
NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

SHE'S GOING TO DIE LIKE THAT AND BE FAT FOREVER

ROSS WILL FAP FOR ETERNITY
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>>2438859
Rose almost gave me a heart attack then...or almost. Because I super duper look up to her kinda. She's neat. Even way back when she went by another name somewhere else.
>>2438875
I did and I laughed so hard my sides felt sore.
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>>2438866
>She sounds like she is full of helium.
>The hive would help her, if it wasn't crippled with laughter, her threats only causing a new wave of it.
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>>2438882
Good... Good...
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>>2438876

Ross isn't fapping but Preston is.
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>>2438875
Do share, or at least link.
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>>2438339
Sorry for being slow, but here's a color for that if you want it.
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>>2438884
>Rose almost gave me a heart attack then

what happened
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>>2438826
Somewhere in the annuals of porn.
Or Dr Seuss

Depending on where you were going with that question.
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>>2438906
Like it's not a super big deal or anything...but she reblogged something I did....I could have died happy. It's weird....I'm weird.
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>>2438903
Who loves orange soda?
Donkey loves orange soda.
Is it true?
Un-huh.
I lu lu lu lu lu lu loooove yoooooouuuu
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>>2438906
Rose has taken to hiding outside the houses of other drawfags, then jumping out of going 'boo'.
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>>2438899
Only because you got the coveted double-double.
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>>2438884
Rose is nice.

I wish I could absorb her smarts so I wouldn't feel like a no-nothing dumbass whenever everyone starts talking about animation.
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>>2438917
nah. recognition is sweet
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>>2438919
>Kel
you know that guy's still around? and apparently acting, sort of? He has like a facebook page and shit.
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>>2438917

Well your ponies are pretty cute, it shouldn't be that surprising.
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>>2438924
ET x Cletus OTP
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>>2438929
also, link your tumblr
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>>2438917
>that feel when nobody has ever reblogged anything you've done
>nobody even bothers with likes anymore
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>>2438938
I remember when orange soda had turned his organs all orange or some shit and he had to quit drinking it.
Fucking sad.
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>>2438831
>>2438739
If you guys are going to "keep going" then I'm going to watch.
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>>2438831
Such devotion to your cause. The depths of corruption to which you'd sink. You know, there are some who would balk at what you've just said.

You must be truly desperate for this.


How fortunate, then, that you wouldn't have to sacrifice your morals for your heart's desire. That enormous mare and her frisky associate are just a call away. It won't be granted on a whim, of course. You may have to agree to her terms.
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>>2438917
>Cloven hooves.
>Not godfaced dick horses

My body was not ready.
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>>2438942
But it is...Atleast for me. I go through that artist thing...you know the self loathing. But I draw because it's fun...and I slowly improve...
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>>2438955

How big was his orange soda tab when the show ended? He never paid that shit off.
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>>2438955
He's VAing for
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motorcity
Here he is at the 2008 comicon
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>>2438927
I know that feel.
More than that, I wish she didn't hat me.
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>>2438976

>rose
>hatting anyone

I don't think that's physically possible for her, she's too nice.
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>>2438966
Dogfaced*
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>>2438966
You know if you combine rarity and twilight just right you get the unicorn from The Last Unicorn
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>>2438974
>tfw I still have the orange VHS tape of goodburger somewhere
That was a great bad movie.
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>>2438988
Yeah. She may think some of us are a little weird, but hate? I doubt it.
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>>2438968
You're one of the artists I look up to.
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>>2438798
>where go now

I don't know, damn. We've picked the last two places, doesn't she get a turn?
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>>2439001
Well, it's easy for us to dismiss it, since we're not the ones who has to continually put up with it.
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>>2438996
I'd rather not have an emo unicorn.
Or that fucking tree.
Oh my god.
>Fluttershy becomes that tree.
Stop it brain!
>No.
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>>2438927
I know that feel, whenever I manage to catch one of her movie streams; she and a couple of other's'll be talking about the animation industry and the groups that worked on specific films and how x movie was not advertised versus x movie that came out at the same time and I'll just be sitting there going "hurr I like cartoon".
Always interesting, though.
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>>2438988
prettywingsanon
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>>2439004
You are a cutie patootie! But there are cooler artist to look up to. Thank you though...I'll try to be better at working harder at being better.
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>>2438924
>tfw you're not the only black in MLPG
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>>2438964
I've wanted this for years. Nothing she says could dissuade me from my goal. If she can grant my greatest desire, then there is no way I could ever deny her.Besides, once all that power is mine, there is nothing I couldn't accomplish.

You've just made me the happiest mare in the world. Once my ascension is complete, perhaps I'll let you taste my perfection~
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>You will never do this to your wiafu.
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>>2439048
I thought your computer broke, Klondike
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>>2439044
MT you should draw more porn. It is cute, yes, but it's also sexy. Oh so sexy.
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>>2439069
Klondike's black too?
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>>2439059
>changeling waifu dies oneday
>build a battle mech in her honor
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>>2439069
>klondike is actually strong black woman who needs no man
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>>2439078
Yup.
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>>2439072
Porn is a leisure thing for me...I'll draw it if I feel like it....or paid....but I've gotta be in a mood.
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>>2439044
It's not about being cool. There's a very specific to your drawings (and those of others too) which I really feel I lack at the moment.
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>>2439048
Isn't Klondike black?
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>>2439087
Fair enough.
>>
ITT: MLPG, which hates OCs, is dating a purple eyed pacifist changeling chick that we never saw in the show and a smelly, nerdy mare that wants to be a space marine?
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>>2439081
To get revenge on the one who is responsible for her death?
You'll need more than a battlemech to take me on.
>>
new thread

>>2439102
>>2439102
>>2439102
>>2439102
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>>2439087

>in the mood for porn

so you DO like it.

that's naughty.
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>>2439091
>a very specific quality
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>>2439103
Do we really have to LARP

I just came here for the slushies
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>>2439100
>Does not know the rule of OC's in MLPG
>LaughingFoodPonies.png
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>>2439100
Don't tell "us" what "we" hate.
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>>2439108
I never said I didn't like it.
I love porn. And have fun drawing it...but there's a time and mood for it.
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>>2439118
You shut up!
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>>2439051
Devoted AND generous? Quite the little number you are.

I suppose the only thing left now is to make it happen. All your host would ask is that you 'help out' at the club for a while. A dish like you could really bring the heads in.


So what'll it be, anon? You game?
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>>2439001
> Yeah. She may think some of us are a little weird
> little weird
> some cry

This made me giggle. MLPG is 90% fucked up virgin manchildrens with TONS of the most weird and disgusting fetishes I ever encountered. Not even mentioning constant boner.

I still don't understand what she is doing here and why keep coming back.
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>>2439166
Two words: never boring.
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>>2439144
You can't! We reserved this spot for our LARP session!
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>>2439182
three words: one of us

it's when we're surrounded by people like us that we forget how alone we are 99% of the time
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>>2439144
Are you kidding? She'd be doing me even more of a favor. I would be her main event, her crown jewel, her greatest achievement.

I just hope I can bring in enough to cover any...accidents I cause. It may take some time for me to get used to such a perfect body.
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>>2439129
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>>2439129
Welll....

I IMMEDIATELY regret this decision...

I was just doing this at work. And then I saw you were on and now here we are.
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>>2439226
She's ecstatic to hear your enthusiasm, and she's not worried about any mishaps. You seem more than willing to 'work it off' if something goes awry. The date is set.

Mere days later you find yourself just outside of 'Club Acid', seemingly closed for the night. The mare leans on her elbows staring at you as you approach, and flashes you a quick grin. She doesn't say a word as she stands, her towering form standing over you like a skyscraper. She turns and nestles her cheeks up against the pavement, reaching back to spread her cheeks apart, and soon her huge white pucker lies before you. Fate beckons, anon. There's no turning back now. Just step over the threshold and they'll make your wildest dreams come true.
>>
Slutty Mare Quest continues here once I know which hole to use.
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>>2439353
You might have to share the space, anon.
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>>2439299
that's actually a good start

keep going and put all your chips on motivation
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>>2439364
I'd rather give the legitimate Quest it's own thread to run in. Hopefully the people here won't mind.
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>>2439353
go for vag, we must be aching for it by now.

captcha: Ballston vagtec
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>>2439378
Oh, I understand. I've worked around quest-quests before so as not to upset them. I meant this one. We're uh... Well, you can probably tell.

We'll keep it spoilered so anything untowards doesn't put you guys off.
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>>2439395
Current state is that the Slutty Mare quest is moving in with you guys here to make room in the previous thread for the Lyraquesters to move in before their thread 404's.
I doubt the slutty mares'll be too ofput by your stuff, but spoilers'll probably help keep the two quests clearly delineated.
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>>2439378
It's cool. It's pretty much just me and the other guy anyway. We could probably move to the sub or something if we end up too crowded.

>>2439348
I'm shivering with anticipation. This is the day I've been dreaming of for so long. Steady, gainful employment, the opportunity to meet new people, and of course, all of my wildest fantasies about to come true.

I take a deep breath, taking solace in her thick aroma, and walk my last steps as a man into my benefactor's ass.
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>>2439443
We have 2 quests, a dating game and some ERP going on all at once.

In the middle of the hiatus on a thursday night.

Truly these are the end-times.
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>>2439469
Repent, ye guilty.
Or join in.
Moo ha ha.
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>>2439353
Reveal our vagina.
Also, your last post said (cont.)
Did I miss a part somewhere?
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>>2439520
No. I just stopped to see what hole you guys wanted. I'm writing it now.
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I want my dick in Celestia's ass.
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>>2438798 (Cross-thread)
>>2438850 (Cross-thread)
>>2439028 (Cross-thread)
CONTINUING IN NEW THREAD, go check it out if you're waiting in old ded horse
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>>2439454
You squeeze through her butthole as best you can, her ring squeezing you as you pass through. It's hot inside, with humid air washing over you, and slick, fleshy walls are all you can see in the dim, sourceless light of her rectum. She must have cleaned out the place in preparation for your arrival.

Soon you fall as the DJ stands up and begins to move. Maybe she's headed somewhere a little more private away from town. You never would have guessed, the way she lets herself hang out over the city streets on a nightly basis. It doesn't matter. You're content to enjoy the ride and fantasize about the moment to come.

She stops suddenly, and you can hear her conversing with someone outside, the sounds muted by her body. Your host moves once more, turning around, no doubt to face her well endowed mate. A loud slapping sound echos through her bowels, and for a moment, there's silence, and all is still.

The peace is broken by a squelch, and you turn to see the head of a giant, lime green cock push its way in. You back up as it slides forward, filling the cavernous room. Just as it begins to overtake you, it stops and slides back, beginning to pump in and of the bare club. It's not long before muffled moans fill the chamber, and the DJ begins to shove herself back in time. glowing pre spills from the intruding cock, and it pumps faster and faster, until suddenly the giants slam together, bright, luminescent semen gushing forth.

(cont shortly)
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>you push him out of the way as gently as you can and dive onto the bed
>you pull your knees up underneath you to raise your ass into the air and spread your cheeks so he can see your cute, needy holes
>you try to tell him to use whatever holes he wants however long he wants and however he wants, but you are so aroused that all you manage to do is moan and say "slut" a few times
>looking back at him from between your legs you can see that he is lining himself up with your ass
>that just won't do
>at the very last second you raise your ass higher into the air and yelp as he forces your virgin cunt open and tears your hymen
>it takes him awhile to find the right pace fro a hole he has little experience with, but once he finds his pace he start fucking like a pro
>(cont)
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>>2439775
>your slutty nature bring out the dominant part of him he grabs your hips and flip you onto your back without puling
>once you are on your back he pins your shoulders to the bed and starts fucking you like the whore you are
>the heat between your legs grows to an almost unbearable lever and you pull him tight against you as your entire body spasms
>he grunts and you feel his hot seed flow up into your womb
>he rolls off of you and lies there panting
>as you watch his slowly softening member shrinks and his body slims to a more feminine shape
>a pleasurable feeling inside you calls your attention as your body changes as well
>the tail that you had shaved off explodes out of your ass and your body seems to ripple as you gain a figure almost as feminine as the slut next to you
>your cock and balls regain some of their old size as your insides shift to let your tunnel deepen
>you get to your feet and watch as the slut on the bed fondles an A-cup breast and enjoys the new hole between his legs

Well that too far too long, I am sorry. Our clothes may need replacing now, so we should either go to a scavenger or the supply storehouse. Either one should have someone in need of a slut.
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>>2439778
One more option. We can go back and check on the security woman.
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>>2439778
My vote's for going to the security woman and asking her for her clothes. Assuming she's made any sort of progress towards slutty mare-hood, she'd probably be very happy to relieve herself of her clothing. Our new feminine figure should allow us to play the part of a trap with those clothes.
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>>2439778
Yeah, go find something to disguise our new physique.
Seduce whoever we find there.
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>>2439790
>>2439819
Second
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>>2439666
You lean your head back and shut your eyes to accept the oncoming torrent. Their gift to you. The only thing you've wanted for so long. The only thing you've needed.

You cry out in surprise as it washes over you. It burns. The light clothing you were wearing for the trip quickly dissolves in radioactive spunk, and every inch of your skin tingles like a day-old sunburn. You thrash in the growing puddle of ooze, trying to keep your head above it when a jet catches you square in the face. In sneaks in through your gapsping mouth, and you swallow involuntrily to clear it, the glowing goo burning all the way down.

You're in agony, wishing everything would stop, when the flow finally stems, and the shaft that tormented you so finally receeds, allowing her cum to flow back, and seep out of your host's anus. You lie still in the thin puddle, trying to catch your breath and stay strong.

The pain has dulled, what was once unbearable reduced to a strange, almost electric sensation playing across your skin and all through your insides.

It's happening.


You feel pressure as your thighs and chest begin to expand, and gentle pops as your feet slowly straighten to match your legs and thicken. There's a sharp prick at the base of your spine, and you roll to the side to allow the new protrusion some freedom. Finally, you feel an indescribable force pushing your head and face in a number of directions, and through your squinted eyes, you see a slight muzzle forming.

Less than a minute seems like hours as your body reshapes itself, and when it finally settles, the tingling sensation fades, and vanishes. You stand slowly, wobbling on your new hooves, eager to see the results of the proceedure. Desperate to know the mare you've become.
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>>2439848
third
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>>2439856
Well, anon? How do you look
Don't spare a single detail. I want to hear exactly what you've become. Every curve, every hair, every last inch of your new body.
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I hope I didn't take too long and lose you...
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>you admire yourself in the sluts mirror
>you could easily pass as a woman if seen from behind, but your almost total lack of breasts means you will need to pass as a trap first
>that thought reminds you of something, and you quickly check out your male bits
>they feel solid, like they are supposed to be there, and you realize that being a slutty mare doesn't mean you aren't allowed to enjoy a slutty mare from time to time
>a closer examination shows that while your penis is still human in shape it is faintly mottled
>you dress and tuck your tail into your pants, then blow a kiss to the slut on the bed and try to remember where the security office was
>you get the just in time to see the security slut pulling a guard into her booth
>quickly closing the gap you manage to grab the door before it closes and slip in behind them
>neither of them notice you there as the tear off their clothes
>you try to admire her tail and how her hair has changed color to match it, but her tank top lands on your head and blocks your view
>you watch the guard fuck his little slut while you gather her clothes and envy the fact that she has such a fine man
>once you have gathered her clothing you strip down, but your gaze returns to the fucking couple before you can try your new clothes

What do you do? It would be very slutty to let him use both of you at the same time, but you can feel that if you choose this path you will lose the ability to wear anything other than a saddle or a pretty dress. It might be nice to dress up and see if we are good looking enough to attract someone without trying.
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>>2440035
Patience. It takes time to put such a vision into words.
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>>2440035
>>2439856


What happens next anon?
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>>2440041
decisions, decisions... as tempting as being used by both of them is, i think we should take the clothes and see if we can attract someone without trying.
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Can someone post a link to the script that unspoils text on 4chan? There's no way I'm going to be able to cap all of this otherwise.
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>>2440071
I'll take care of it. Don't worry.
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>>2440045
I meant no disrespect, nor did I intend to rush you in any way. Simply checking in to see that my goddess is still gracing us with her presence.
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>>2440064
Seconding this
She's already got him, let's conserve resources and spread ourselves a bit further before resigning our bodies completely
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>>2440041
Fuck....
It's extremely tempting...
But maybe we should wait a bit before we complete our transformation.
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>>2440071
Haven't tested it myself, but there's this. Potentially might have been borked by the changes Moot recently, though.
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>>2440113
herpaderp how do I past link
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/123451
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>>2440090
The feeling is indescribable. My entire body feels as if millions of tiny feathers are playing across it ever so lightly, even under my fine coat of deep, ocean-blue fur. A warm glow emanates from my gently curving abdomen, infusing my body with a pleasant flame, one that I somehow know will grow endlessly into both pleasure and power. It takes some effort to ignore as I embrace my wonderful new form and take it all in.

The first thing I notice, of course, is my magnificent breasts. They're the largest pair I've ever seen, yet somehow they refuse to obey gravity's laws. Each is punctuated with a supple, swollen aureola the size of a half-dollar. They look like I could cut glass with them, and given how strong I feel I probably could.

I bounce a little, revelling in the delightful jiggle it causes. I can't help but giggle a little at how it feels, which gives way to a sense of amazement at how my voice has changed to a lilting alto. All that fades away when I realize I haven't come back down yet.


I'm floating. I'm really floating.
con't
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>>2440227
Spinning in midair gives me the perfect opportunity to take in the rest of my body. My legs feel nearly twice as long as they were before, but it feels strange to have backwards knees and soft, marshmallow-shaped hooves. Walking will have to be relearned, but it will allow me to feel the air caress me as I dance through it.

My ass has billowed out to a deliciously plump and squeezable size, and I imagine it would feel amazing to sit on, or rail into for whoever lucky person I choose. The thought sends shivers up my spine, and both my engorged pucker and a certain new addition between my lucious thighs start quivering in anticipation of their first guests.

The vagina is an experience unto itself. The shivering, hungry lips are nearly wet already, a testament to my perpetually growing arousal as I explore my new curves. It's a deeper, more intense arousal then I have ever felt before, infusing my entire body instead of selfishly concentrating itself into one extremity like it used to.

Barely do I notice any of the other features, like my soft, pretty wings caressing my shoulders down to my child-birthing hips, or the strange feeling as my significantly longer hair (do I call it a mane now?) and new tail caress my body in an involuntary fan dance of eroticism.

I break down in tears. It's...It's perfect. Beautiful. I'm beautiful.
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>>2440253
>>2440227
Stop giving me boners, I'm supposed to be with The Slutty Mares.
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>>2440253
Gorgeous. Simply gorgeous. I've barely the words to describe your radiant beauty. A lesser man might weep, were it not for your paralyzing elegance and allure. You've waited long for this, and now that you've finally achieved it, the entire world is open to you.

So many choices... So many possibilities... So many throbbing, eager...


Goodness, that last one just slipped out.

No matter.

How can this humble biographer serve you? You must only give the word, and I'll spin your tale.
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>it would be rude to intrude on a sister slut when she is enjoying herself like that
>it would also be rude to steal her clothes, but the fact that she's whinnying as often as she moans and covered in a lime green coat means that she won't need them after she's finished with him
>you run to the bathroom so you can put your outfit on without any distractions
>you run the sleek silk panties through your fingers then bend over to put them on
>you slowly pull them up, enjoying the felling of doing something you would have never even considered a week ago, and gasp as you finally bring them all the way up
>they are incredibly smooth, and the sight of your package just barely contained by them arouses you enough for your head to poke out
>you then pull on the jeans and tank top before looking into a mirror
>the tank top was made for someone with a pair of breasts so it hangs a little loose, but the jeans are perfectly tight and show the outline of your penis to anyone that looks hard enough
>you place your hands over your flat breasts and pout, but your reflection cheers you up and drags you into a fantasy of having more men, more stallions, than you know what to do with
>this continues for several minutes and when you come back to your sense you notice a small pair of breasts have sprouted
>tying the back of the tank top with a scrunchy you found in a pocket you take one last second to admire yourself before heading out

Where to? We can go to the main courtyard, but the guards there are extra alert and might see us for what we are; we can go to the cafeteria, but we may get food on our new clothes; or we can go to the apartment level, but we may not find anyone in the hallways.
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>>2440397
Apartment level. If no one's in the hall, knock on doors.
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>>2440397
Being so close, the last thing we need is to get nicked by the guards, and we need to keep our plundered outfit looking nice for the floor of our next 'victim'

The apartments might the best choice. If no one's wandering around the corridors, we can always knock to see if someones home.
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>>2440371
The DJ and her partner have given me the greatest gift possible. They have my thanks for the rest of my endless days as a goddess. First things first, I need appropriate attire. It would be a crime to hide my beauty from the world, but those who want it must earn it first.

Of course, there's nothing against being a shameless tease. I need something that will hug me like a zealous lover, and flaunts every single one of my endless curves.

After that, who knows? There's nothing I can't do anymore. Or nobody, for that matter...
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>>2440430
>>2440455
good ideas. i'm on board with this.
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>deciding that the apartment level would be best you step out of the bathroom and see a beautiful lime green mare watching a somewhat feminine man in a uniform a few sizes to large leave the barracks
>you scratch your sister's ears and asks if she needs help finding people to please
>tilts her head to guide your hand and tells you that the man that just left will be bringing more
>after wishing her luck you leave and try to find the staircase you took with the cute guy
>the stares you get from both men and women make you a happy mare, but unfortunately none of them follow you
>the halls are empty at this time of day and you begin to despair that you will have to knock on a door like a common callgirl
>your body has needs though, and you raise your hand to knock on a lucky looking door
>just before your hand makes contact the sound of footsteps coming down a joining hall reaches your ears
>as giddy as a mare with her first stallion you run your hands though your hair and make sure that your clothing fits just right as the footsteps reach the intersection
>the slut that used to be the cute boy turns the corner, wearing skimpy dress and makeup in a way that makes it obvious this isn't her first time
>your disappointment evaporates as your sister hugs you and thanks you for you help
>you complement her makeup and she offers to put some on you
>while she works a thought occurs to you

Do you invite her to come with you in search of needy people, or do you let her do her own thing once she finishes putting on your makeup?
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>>2440649
might not be bad to team up for a score. could be >fun
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>>2440649
Let's get her to help us with makeup, and then look for more victims together.
And ask her if she's been able to turn anyone.

We seem to be doing quite well, we may just win this fortress.
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>>2440690
>>2440708
Do you two think anyone in the current thread would like to join our quest? There's not much more to do but I imagine you two are pretty tired by now.
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>>2440728
perhaps. wouldn't hurt to ask. i'm good for a while longer, regardless.
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>>2440728
We could always use more Slutty Mares.
I'm never going to sleep. Bring it on.
And let's try to slobber on some cocks/pussies. Our mouth hasn't gotten any action.
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>>2440801
unf. i agree.
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i wanna be a slutty mare
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Looks like one new players is all I'm getting. I'll start writing the next post now.
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>>2440859
I get to be a slutty mare?
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>>2440878
We are becoming the slutty mare and transforming others.
At the moment, we're a slutty futa/trap with a tail.
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>>2440878
Yes, Read what's happened so far while I write up the next part.
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>>2440894
our next encounter should complete the transformation, i believe.
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>>2440478
You run your hands over your sumputous, lithe form, contemplating your options. Such a flawless body demands perfect accompanyment. You let your eyelids slide closed as you think, still enjoying your curves. Coultless designs sift through your mind, from elegant dresses fit for a queen of old, to skimpy outfits that barely qualify as clothes. You worry that you may never be able to decide. They may all come in time, but your first ensemble has to be special.

Finally, your mind's eye comes to rest on a familiar design. One you've spent many idle moments envisioning wrapped around another mare. One who may have played a larger role than she knows in your glorious transformation. Your eyes drift open as you massage your ample busom. How lovely they'd look wrapped up in tight, shiny latex.

You wonder...

You concentrate on the image, envisioning the sleek surface of your ensemble. Slick and shiny, and as black as a starless night. You feel something brush against your soft nipples, and open your eyes to see a thin black film forming around your body, just millimeters away from your skin. The rubber bodysuit you've dreamed lies over you, shielding your exposed skin from the world. A subtle, silver filigree runs across the surface, curling to accentuate your curves, and a window exposes your cleavage to all who may glance at you. You run your fingers across it, enjoying the strange sensation of the bouyant latex, over your tight stomach, past your enormous breasts, and up to your neck. You run your hands along the back, finding nothing but smooth, cool latex. There's no zippers. No fasteners. No openings save for your limbs and breasts.

Perfect.
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>>2440924
The suit suddenly squeezes around you, light pressure hugging your torso, and lifting your breasts into a tantalizingly alert position. Your nipples harden, creating small divots on your front. The small holes in the back massage the base of your wings and tail as you shift inside, and hugs your rump tightly, your cheeks spilling over the sides. Most enticing though is how the tight rubber caresses your feminine folds, rubbing against them with the smallest movements. They press tightly against the wall of their new prison, creating a subtle slitted mound between your thighs.

But what is it without the proper accessories? By your will alone, long opera gloves of the same material slide up your arms, hugging them tight, and caressing your fingers as you flex and stretch them. They tighten around your arms, ensuring they won't slip off. A pair of long black tubes appear and slide over your hooves, traveling up your legs, only to stop midway up your thighs, leaving your hooves and hips exposed to the cool air. All that remains is some regalia fitting your new, commanding form. A heavy necklace as dark as your suit, set with a beautiful white gem, and a gleaming tiara nestled into your mane.


You smile, running your hands over your outfit, the thin latex magnifying the smallest touches and strokes as you contemplate any changes you might wish to make.
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>>2440938
>hands
dropped
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>>2440951
You must not have been paying attention earlier.
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>>2440954
nope, summary please
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>>2440974
anthro.
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>>2440981
i can fap to this
how do i play
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>>2440938
>>2440924
Just so the new guy knows, these are not part of Slutty Mare Apocalypse Quest. Just two ERPers.
But it is also fun to read.
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>>2440974
Spoilered stuff isn't slutty mare quest, that's a couple of fellows RPing some anthro dj buttclub transformation thingummy.
Slutty mare quest is being greentexted, but that'll have hands too: It's a slutty mare virus, transferred by sex. We've infected ourselves and slipped into the last stronghold to spread the lust.
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>>2440999
The quest is in greentext. The spoilers are an ERP.
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Sorry for the confusion, gentlemen.

>>2441021
Also thanks.
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>waiting for slutty mare quest
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>once she finishes applying makeup and lipstick to you she lets you admire her handiwork with a small mirror
>she agrees when you ask if she wants to come and find needy people with you
>the two of you set off looking to all the world like a pair of lovely, if underdeveloped, women
>after several empty floors you are both ready to give up, but the sound of young men laughing and shouting relight your hopes
>a small group of scavengers, obviously fresh from a successful trip, come around the corner and nearly knock you both over
>the two of you pounce, each wrapping a different one in a loose hug and telling them exactly what they want to hear
>they're brave, they're handsome, they're strong, they're sexy, etc.
>your sisters continues passing herself from man to man and you single out a guy in the back of the group
>interpreting his shyness as embarrassed arousal you slink towards him and pull him into a kiss
>your eyes nearly pop out of your head when you realize he was shy for a completely different reason
>he had an encounter with a slutty mare while out scavenging and somehow kept his friends from finding out
>his eyes tell you he knows exactly what you are, so before he can raise the alarm you reach down to his ass and pull him close so he can feel the bulge in your pants
>while doing this you lick his ear and whisper that if he stays quiet he is going to have the most fun he has had in his entire life
>the group eventually makes it back to their room and the door opens to reveal at least ten other guys
>jackpot

Any suggestions before we get this party start? Any specifics things you all want? Should we help out the newbie or let him figure it out on his own?
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Sorry for the wait, I'm not sure what happened.
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>>2440938
The suit is the perfect wrapping for my divine form, simultaneously accessorizing and accentuating all that I offer to the world. It is the perfect expression of my will, the last tantalizing barrier between my many admirers. One that only I can remove, should they prove themselves worthy.

Wearing it is an exercise in sensuality itself, as each slow, deliberate move I make is rewarded by an opposite stretch in the smooth latex against my coat.


I indulge myself in one final rub down my breasts, waist, hips, and end with a playful slap of my newly-ornamented ass, letting out a sultry blend between a moan and a giggle as I do. Then, I turn towards the exit, still framed by both lightly glowing leftover semen and a generous coating of feminine juices. This slick barrier proves no match for me as I squeeze and writhe my way through to freedom. I lick the shimmering puddles of cum I come across as I go through, now receiving nothing but more warm pleasure from each tongueful. With a final push and a loud cry of relief, I break free of my altar of ascension, spiraling up into the air like a angel of pure sex as I debut myself to a new world.
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>>2441151
pls help me
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>>2441151
I said I wanna suck some cock.
But I'm sure there's plenty for all of our orifices.
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>>2441195
It's simple. Tell me what you want and I'll try and fit it into my next post(s). Do you want us to fill every hole we can? Go one at a time? Put our penis to work once these guys get horny enough to not question it? Something else?
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>>2441151
oh my. what a score. so many choices. what's a good little slut to do? well, perhaps we should begin with rewarding our new friend with his 'secret'. i'm sure our tongue could show him a thing or two.
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>>2441195
Just tell him what you want to do next and he'll write about whatever the popular vote is.
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>>2441218
We have a dick?
fuck yes
>>2441209
Lets just suck some for now
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>>2441178
"Looks like she likes it."

You turn back to see the white giantess and her partner staring up at you, the corners of her grin desperately attempting to escape her face. You drift back down to thank her. She waves it off like it was nothing, seemingly just happy to see your glowing, ecstatic expression.

"You go enjoy yourself, kid. See the sights, live the life, all that great junk. Just remember the deal. I need you back tonight when we open up." She claps a hand over her butt to puctuate the thought. "There's going to be a line around the block, and they won't wanna miss you!"
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>>2441291
Oh, of course I'll be there. I owe her so much for bestowing this on me. Plus, I require the grandest stage to debut my magnificent form on, and with her ass nearly as magnificent as my own is now, it will do splendidly.

But first, I require practice. I must be at my best for paying customers on opening night, so first I need to see just what I can really do...
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>>2441406
Oh, but who? You've got the entire world before you. There must be dozens of ponies, humans, and everything in between that you've thought about. How will you decide who deserves the honor of your first lay?
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slowest quest ever
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>>2441468
Oh, be nice. He's probably cooking up something great. Plus, it's late.
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>>2441480
Okay, I'm sorry.
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>>2441468
Just be patient. The next one's gonna be good.
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>with a squeal of joy you and your sister rush into the room, you dragging the infected scavenger behind you
>your sister abandon the men she came in with for the men on the couch, hoping to get them aroused enough that they won't mind the extra bit of equipment she has under her dress
>you can feel the that the man next to you is torn between saving his friends and giving into his new desires, so you slip a hand down the back of his pants and guide him to an empty couch
>you pull down his pants and boxers before pushing him down onto the couch and burying your face in his crotch
>as you run your tongue from the base of his penis to the top you savor the taste of both a strong male and the slutty mare that he fucked
>the other men in the room cheer him on when they see what you are doing
>reaching a hand up to fondle his balls you plant kisses around the head of his cock
>you move your hand further back to feel for any addition, but he's still completely male
>he bucks his hips forwards as your finger suddenly penetrates his ass
>the cries from the watching men intensify as you stat bobbing on his cock, you slutty throat swallowing the entire thing while your finger massages his prostate
>before long he cums, and you swallow his entire load to show him how it's done
>once you've cleaned his rod you look back at your sister
>she has her face in the crotch of one of the men while another takes her from behind
>the others all have stripped and are lined up waiting for their turn with her
>neither you nor the slut you blew will become slutty thanks to what just happened, but you no longer have to worry about secrecy and your friend is more than ready to become a slutty mare

Time for dicks in every hole? Sorry I took so long, it's almost 6am here.
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>>2441528
>will become slutty
I meant to say 'will become more slutty'. Woops.
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>>2441528
yes. oh yes. it's that time for sure. complete the transformation.
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>>2441528
Every Hole. We need to be full of cock right now, and I don't care whose.
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>>2441555
>>2441560
>>2441528
it begins
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>>2441450
Who indeed? Right now I feel like there is nobody, pony or otherwise, who I couldn't turn into a puddle of pure pleasure between my flawless form and ethereal magics. But if that growing ache between my legs is any indication, I need to find someone soon or I may just have to take it out on myself. And wouldn't that be a shame?

Perhaps I should start high. After all, am I not a Princess in all but name now? Surely my magnificence deserves only the greatest for its first encounter. To Canterlot! A buffet of sensuality awaits!
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>>2441528
EVERY
HOLE STUFFED
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>>2441590
Would you rouse the goddess of the night from her sleep, or track down Celestia herself, and interrupt her duties for a little R&R?
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Tick tock, beautiful. Indecision is ill suited to one as flawless as yourself.
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>>2441612
Now that is a dilemma. While the sun itself would make a truly wondrous partner, I feel like keeping a low profile until tonight.

Let us see what the princess of the night dreams of, hmm?
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>before leaving the couch you remove your tank top and loosen your jeans so that a horny man need merely pull to remove them
>you grab a man from the back of the line and push him down next to the on being serviced by your sister
>your body feels like it's on fire as you swallow his cock and a pair of hands grip your jeans and pull
>there is a loud gasp as your tail and other equipment is revealed, but a strong hand grips your tails and pulls up
>a frantic jab misses your drooling pussy and pierces your ass instead, but all you feel is pleasure as you fulfill your purpose in life
>the penis in your mouth explodes and floods your mouth with sticky ambrosia, but it isn't enough
>you push backwards and topple the man fucking your ass, landing on top of him and laying back against his chest
>your rather equine looking penis drips pre and your cunt feels like it is reshaping itself while you grab at the nearest man and beg for him to fuck you
>while he positions himself you look at your now naked sister just in time to see her male genitals be absorbed into her body and a rich purple tail sprout from her rear
>the man enters with one swift stroke and your remade cunt begins winking, trying to bring him to new heights of pleasure before finishing him
>your ass and pussy are being pounded as your slutty cock is sandwiched between you and the man on top, but it still isn't enough
>(cont)
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>>2441874
>one of the men grabs the man below you and lifts him, you and the other man to a sitting position
>the moment you are upright he jams his cock into your mouth and begins to facefuck you
>out of the corner of your eye you see your newest slut on his knees in font of one of his friends
>both hands are in his pants but it's impossible to tell which set of genitals he is pleasuring
>the man in your ass blows his load and you lean forwards to let him pull out and be replaced
>this continues, your world nothing but dicks, jizz, dick, the heat of your shifting body, and more dicks
>your mind finally returns to you and you rise to your hooves, scratching an itch caused by semen drying in your coat
>looking around you can see another slutty mare and nearly two dozen men at varying stages of infection lying around the room
>you trot over to the door and lock it, then join the biggest pile of what will soon be your sisters and settle down for a nap
>making people happy is exhausting work

And that's it. I really hope you all enjoyed it because I have to be awake in less than four hours. Is anyone capping this or should I save the threads?
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>>2441674
You enjoy the sensations of flight as you make your way to Equestria's capitol, twisting and turning through the air, reveling in the warmth of the sun and the occasional creak of latex. As you near the city, you keep high, trying to stay amongst the clouds and out of sight. No need to alert the guard to some strange mare zipping into the castle.

You finally arrive at the balcony of the castle's tallest tower, and peek through the hung curtains to confirm your suspicions. Princess Luna, her ethereal mane still flowing in some unseen breeze. You glide in silently, ensuring no undue light pierces to wake her, and float over to her bed, gently laying yourself down next to her. She stirrs in her slumber.

You reach over and gently brush her cheek with your hand, watching her unconsiously rub up againt. You're rewarded with quiet, dainty grumbles and a deep breath. You lean in close.

"Good morning, Princess"

"Good morning."

...
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>>2441895
Her eyes shoot open, and she immediately begins to push herself away, tangling herself in the sheets, and falling to the floor with a thud. You giggle, and crawl to the edge of the bed, propping your head up in your hands to smile down at her.

"Who are you? How did you get in h-"

You place a finger over her lips, gently shushing her. You're everything she could possibly want, and more. You reach down and lift the stunned mare back up to the bed, cradling her sheet-swaddled form in your arms. She opens her mouth to speak, but you silence her with a kiss, pressing your muzzles together, and snaking your tongue inside. Her wide eyes soon droop as she accepts you into her, letting her tongue dance around yours. She's soon freed her forelegs and has wrapped them around you, pressing herself against your plush breasts as she holds you. Only after having her fill does she break the kiss.

"It has been over a thousand year since we... I... held another like this. I don't care Who you are, or how you came to be in my be, but I need you in every way you could imagine, and I need you right. Now."

Luna bowls you over into another kiss, running her hooves across your back, and grinding up against you as best she can.
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>>2441882
'preciate it, man. Was a great read, and I've definitely had my fill of cock for the night.
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>>2441882
>>2441882
Thank you thank you thank you.
You are a fucking trooper.
Perhaps I'll see you again some night.
I'll post the cap in the active thread.
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>>2441882
thank you, this was very VERY enjoyable. how i love to be a slutty mare. hopefully we can play again sometime.
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>>2441935
thanks for capping anon
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>meanwhile in Equestria one of the last bastions of the pony species is plagued by slutty women
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Still around?
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>>2441905
I force my tongue back inside her, but this time with much more forceful purpose. I grasp her light frame in my arms, pushing forward to enjoy the feeling of her pushing my busom further upward as I lean into it. My lovely latex moans more as she is forced to nearly bend over backwards.

Almost subconsciously, I begin to lift us up a few inches over the bed, Luna struggling to maintain her hold on me through my magical tit flesh pressing against her own tufted chest. Still, her grip remains unbroken and allows me to reach around and begin massaging her wings with a free hand, while a knee begins rubbing itself mischievously down towards her nethers.
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>>2442008
Freaking connection errors whenever I try to post something. Definitely still here though.
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>>2442030
Been getting a few myself tonight. No matter. Onwards and upwards!
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>>2442023
Luna writhes against you as you rub her in her most sensitive areas, her wings flaring out to full mast while she tries her best to wrap her legs around the latex clad leg grinding against her. She falters, almost losing her grip as she struggles against your ministrations, inadvertantly breaking the kiss, her face landing squarely between your breasts, her muzzle peeking through the window in your one-piece.

She starts to clamber back up, but suddenly stops, inhaling deeply. Her eyes glaze as your divine scent washes over her. She buries herself between your busoms, and nuzzles your chest while she revels in your naturally perfumed body. Soon, she retracts, still breathing heavily, and begins to lap at your exposed skin, gently running her tongue across those glorious mounds. She works her way down, still licking as she crosses the sleek rubber to get to your erect nipple, and gently begins to suckle at it through your suit.
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>>2442137
I give a soft moan as her ministrations are amplified and distributed by my latex leotard, sending shivers of pleasure skittering across my breasts and down to my own marehood. It feels more like she is somehow delivering dozens of tiny kisses all over my body.

"You like it, don't you?" I ask her as I take a slight break down below to cup her face up to mine. "It feels amazing you know. How it caresses and hugs you through each of your movements..." I trail off as I heft my breasts in her face, making sure she pays attention to my engorged nipples as they rub against the interior.

"I could show you," I whisper in her ears as I trace the crescent moon on her ass. "I know you've never experienced it like this. Not even a princess pony is familiar with our tastes..."

Next horse is open, if you want to move it there.
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Im so sorry, I almost fell asleep. It's getting so late. I'll need to wrap this up soon or I might accidenttally pass out
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Sorry I don't mean 'Ok I'm done' that would just be rude, I mean we should start aiming it towards being done in the next hourish.
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>>2442418
S'alright. I'm sorta flagging myself. It's been great fun so far. I only wish I knew how to cap.
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>>2442440
I'll take care of it, don't worry.
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>>2442455
You're a lifesaver.

Maybe one night I'll repay you the favor~
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>>2442211

She tries to comment through gasps. "Yes... I love how it stretches across you..." She smooches your breast. "How the material smooths out every curve of that tight little body of yours..." Another kiss on the other side. "I've never seen anything like it before." She runs a hoof across your tummy, making small circles as she goes.

"It must be incredible. Could... Could you please? I want to know its clutch. I... I need to feel it around me..." She presses herself close to you, rubbing her body against you in a lewd display of desire, desperate to hear the creak of your luxurious suit against her.
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>>2442512
I smile and trace a finger along her body, trailing it from her forelegs down to her haunches. Like before, it appears and coalesces around her, sheathing her body in the same taut, reflective material that struggles to contain my beauty.

With a final squeak, it settles across her body and tightens, leaving her clad in dark blue latex from the pits of her forelegs down to across her ass. As it does so, I reach behind to continue teasing her marehood, this time with my dextrous fingers, while I plant a kiss on each wonderous buttcheek. After my lips leave, a silver representation of her cutie mark shimmers into existence. forever monogramming her own one-piece.
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>>2442565
"Mmmmn...."

She groans as the rubber squeezes against her, rolling her head back to stretch it forward. The shade blends perfectly with her coat, replacing her soft, silky fur with glistening, perfect latex. In the right light, you'd never know she was wearing it. She squirms as you kiss her flanks, running her hooves over latex-clad body, lost in the sensations it brings. It's almost to much when your finters start to weave their way over her lips, and she bucks involunterily with each stroke.

She turns her body to nestle her head between your legs as she holds you, the laxes of your bodysuits squeaking aliding against each other as she does. She begins to run her tongue over your covered sex, and between laps, pants her desires to you.


"It's divine... Your touch feels so good, I never want to come out... Please, more. More! I want it to cover every inch of my body!"
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>>2442670
Her tongue playing against my quivering lips is almost too much to bear, and I am driven to new heights between her enthusiasm and the growing chorus of our bodysuits.

"Ah..as you wish, Princess..." I manage to moan out with some coherence. I take her head in my hands and hold her in place, relishing her ministrations on the centerpiece of my glorious body. As I vigorously run my hands through her mane in pleasure, my touch seeds her with more latex, spreading fast across the bare portions of her coat.

Eventually she is completely covered in night-blue rubber, an extension of my own filigreed ensemble. As a final treat, the portion separating her mouth from my glistening nethers inches away, rewarding her with unrestricted access to my eager sex.
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>>2442750
She shudders as the latex creeps around her body, and soon she is bound to you in ecstacy. You can feel every subtle movement she makes, from the swish of her tail to the flex of her wings, pulling at your one-piece, pulling and massaging at anything it covers. You glance down to see the princess's engulfed head try to crane and roll just as you uncover your needy, moist marehood. She immediately dives forward, pressing her nose and lips against you, drinking in your scent while rubbing and kissing your exposed lips. Your hips buck involunarily as she slides her tongue out, and blindly darts it inside of you, eager for a taste of your juices.
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>>2442855
The creaking of our latex reaches fever pitch, and the room sounds as if it is filled with seldom-oiled door hinges. Luna's eagerness catches me by surprise, and my hips eagerly spasm into her generous tongue. Her spearing tongue drives my burning, throbbing clit into a frenzy.

For all my glorious power, I still remain inexperienced, and she manages to push me over the edge first. My first orgasm as a mare goddess is the greatest experience of my life. My wings spasm out as my back arches, thrusting involuntarily into her as my long, hoofed legs wrap themselves around her body. Momentarily, I regretted that I no longer had toes to curl.

Power rages through me like never before, and the circuit between me and my nocturnal lover sends it straight into her. The latex she wears flashes as raw energy flows over it, up and through the moons now burning platinum on her flanks, and right into both her ass and marehood. Simultaneously, Luna gets a faceful of my juices as I release right into her face, a generous portion going straight into her mouth.
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>>2442987
Luna moans into you as you flood her mouth. It's like divine ambrosia on her tounge, and she swallows your fluids greedily as your power courses through her. The powerful pheromones sliding down her throat drives her wild, and you can see her lips furiously winking against her suit.

She shudders and pitches against your strong legs as energy ripples through her second skin. A shining, curving electrical pattern flashes across her, silvery lines searing into the rubber. The light is blinding as it glides across, eventually coalescing right between her tender cheeks.

The power shooting through her soaking, desperate holes rocks her body like an earthquake. She arcs her back as the laxex begins to pull itself inside of her, lining her walls and filling her with energy. She screams at the top of her lungs as her orgasm overtakes her, juices spraying from the rubber hole in her backside to splatter against your face. The force of her yell vibrates your sensitive, spent pussy, and makes you shudder, gripping her tighter with your legs. As her orgasm reaches it's climax, the energy feeds back out of her, dissolving the connection between your suit and hers.

She holds you tight as it finally finishes rolling over her body, panting for breath against your crotch, before you both finally relax, and she flops down next to you in the bed, still breathing heavily.
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>>2443149
I lay there in happy bliss for a time, cuddling the princess as the patterns in my suit pulse softly in time with our afterglow. Eventually I lean over and favor her with a soft kiss on the base of her horn, cupping her head in my hand.

The growing flame in my abdomen beginning to flare once more, I leave the plush bed behind and return to the balcony, taking dainty steps with my hooves.
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>>2443239
You hear a creak from behind you as you walk towards the balcony, and turn to see the you vulcanized princess looking back at you.

"You're leaving? But..."

You give her a reassuring smile, and blow her a gentle kiss as you resume backing towards the exit.

"Who are you? Will I ever see you again?"
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>the you

your

sorry.
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>>2443272
I shush the princess as I begin floating off the balcony into the air, sending a light magical tickle across her wings as I slowly drift up.

"I'm sorry, princess, but I have others to see." I gesture to the bed, where the air shimmers briefly before coalescing into the beautiful bodysuit I granted her, as well as a card for Club Acid. "But if you ever want to see me again, you know what to do." I favor her with a soft wink before I disappear entirely, but she can still hear a soft whisper on the winds.

"I never forget my first, after all..."
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>>2443339
That night, you're waiting inside the club, by now fully furnished. It's only a few minutes before opening, and your debut. You stand on the provided stage behind your microphone, and as the hour rolls over, you watch the puckered entrance quiver as the first of many begin squirming their way through. You smile, prepared to greet the crowd, but stop short when you see who it is.

A slender mare in a familiar blue bodysuit finally pushes past the tight sphincter of the club's entrance, and gathers her composure, glancing about in a combination of confusion and amazement.

Her eyes finally come to a rest on you, and she smiles warmly, trotting over with an adorable spring in her step. You smile back, glad to see her again.

This is going to be one hell of a gig.
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>>2443381
And I'm assuming that's the end. Thanks for that, it was amazing.
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>>2443412
>>2443412
You're more than welcome. I had fun too.

Give me a sec to delete an old image and I'll get you the cap.
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>>2443425
Gah. Still giving me errors. Going to post it in the other thread. One moment.
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>>2443412
And here it is. >>2443449

A souvenir of the evening.
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>>2443454
Thanks again. You made my night.
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>>2443482
That means a lot to me, anon.

You take care of yourself, alright?
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>>2443491
Of course. See you some other night.

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