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Pony doing pony things thread

old horse
>>2428891
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>>2432265
poob
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Rarity?
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IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S LUNA
TIME
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LOLOL I POSTED RAPE AGAIN I AM SO FUCKING FUNNY
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Welcome to my domain, brothers.
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>>2432265
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>hope
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ5Y4kheJ2E&

>tfw already have song downloaded and will have to buy it again.
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>no one ever makes a topic
For fucks sake it's not hard, and it makes the first twenty or so posts that much more interesting

I have a notepad of potential topics and you know how long it took? A whopping two minutes.
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>>2432267

I was really hoping to give the potion to her, because one of the results could have been she turns into a pony. Would have been far better than that anthro abomination.
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>>2432288
You ain't got what it takes.
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>>2432302
ANOTHER WOULD BE FUTA
WIN WIN SITUATION
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>>2432265
>7
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>>2432298
There should be a Topic Pony.
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>Seattle brony convention
>Tabitha and Clair will be there
Man I would so fucking go there for those two
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>>2432298
Shut the fuck up, sentenal
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>Just to remind you: Cadence is Celestia and Luna's niece. Please don't do anything stupid.
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>>2431894
>>2431901
>>2431921
Both is fine too. I'll clean this up in a little while, but here's the scribble thus far.
>>2431908
Not sure what happened but I'm still not getting a trip. I'll browse the archive or something.
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>>2432280

Yes.
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>>2432280
Quest?

I have a bro I showed the caps for that shit he got pissed as hell that he did not know about that.
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>>2432322
What kind of Spike is that?
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>>2432313
>all the ponies ignores her
We've already got one
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>>2432298
Oh oh!

What if

Ponies needed to eat candy every day just to survive? Like sugar is like an essential amino acid to them
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>>2432324
No?
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>>2432298
>I have a notepad of potential topics
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>>2432316
>calling me sentenal
Eat a dick
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>>2432280
No.
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>>2432323
Oh shit nigga thats kawaii.
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Guys I don't know what to draw
What should I draw?
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>>2432304
Clearly anything with mayonnaise
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>>2432342
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>>2432254
It is interesting to see, like a bunch of detectives. I'm proud of you all for finding them so quickly. I was not expecting the first one to be found so fast, or for someone to extract the audio immediately.

I only did so once, for the door puzzle.
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>>2432362
STUDIES
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>>2432362
Circles.
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>>2432362
squiggletail being fabulous
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>>2432362
twilight
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>>2432323
aw yiss
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>>2432362
draw little strongheart being a real character
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>>2432336
Could even Pinkie Pie make it through the swamp of sadness?
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Art has brought me nothing but misery.

I hate it.
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>>2432374
But sqegeltel is always febeles.
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http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss301/squirrelsden/KGrHqFHJCUE-fWmI2TSBPz2Qjhfw60_12.jpg

At least it's show accurate.
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>>2432323
Cool.
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>>2432362
Rarity and Sweetie running from a spaghetti wave because of >>2432314
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>>2432298
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>>2432342
>making the thread more interesting
>autism
hurrr
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>>2432362
Applepone eating a plum and getting purple juice all over her face while being frustrated by the plum because is no apple
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>>2432383

Dis nigga knows what's up.
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>>2432304
>>2432389
those ponies sure are messy eaters
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>>2432393
Hahahaha oh god keep going, I'm having a great laugh
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>>2432403
fuck off anon, he has a point
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>>2432400
/)

yeh man.
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>>2432392
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>>2432367
LK cast pic pls!
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>>2432401
That isn't actually mayonnaise, anon.
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>>2432401
Don't know why pony doesnt get napkins
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>>2432393
(1) nobody pays attention to the OP
(2) If you've got something interesting to say, just say it
(3) "I've got a list of 'interesting' topics" smacks of autism, yes.
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>>2432411
What point? MLPG never cared about topics you faggot.
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>>2432403
>somemenjustwanttowatchtheworldburn.jpg
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>>2432400
You just know you want to make her bend like that, but biting her lip and moaning softly.

I sure as hell do.
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>>2432400
That lion's tail is swag.
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>>2432422
What is it then? It sure looks like mayonnaise, and I'm not sure what other kind of white sauce pony would put on a sandwich.
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>>2432412
/)(\
[revolution] mah nigs
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>>2432435
Her body would only bend like that if you stuck it in the wrong hole.
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>>2432443
Worst ship, nigger.
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>>2432434
Now thats a super secret handshake
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>>2432434
>Appledash
Go back being a good ship by being dead
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>>2432302
I personally would have held on to the potion to give to Celestia, once we found our way back. But noooo, people wanted to waste it on themselves. Honestly, don't these people know not to use single-use items with indeterminate effects on themselves?
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>>2432437

Some people actually don't like the tail and cloven hooves, can you believe it?
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>>2432426
>nobody pays attention to the op
Gee maybe because there's never a fucking topic
>If you've got something interesting to say, just say it
But that's not the point here. The point is other people making a topic.
>"I've got a list of 'interesting' topics" smacks of autism, yes.
>not just scribbling some ideas down so you dont have to make a shitty op
>autistic

Fucking hell you cunts are insufferable
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>>2432458
blasphemy
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>>2432450
unf
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>>2432458
I can't.

Those people are dead to me.
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>>2432458
They're all faggots.
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>>2432458
I don't get it why make them so different since they are the same species
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>>2432458
I am neutral on the hooves and tail but I adore the feathery feathery fets and I must remember to start putting them on ponae
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>>2432458
Do you suppose there are Pure-Breed Unicorns in MLP?

Would be interesting to see the mythological unicorn bodytype, considering there are unicorns in MLP already.
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>>2432458
Needs more beard.
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>>2432450
I don't see a problem here anon.
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>>2432421
I have work in less than an hour, and I don't think that's enough time. Sorry, yo.
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>>2432461
Anon, you have the autisms.
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>>2432480
No pls
it only works in that style in conjunction with the other features
pls no fetlocks on normal pone
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>>2432488
>rarity with a tiny beard
yes make it happen
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>>2432461
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>>2432467
or maybe if you were into Neotantra.
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>>2432458
Why dont more ponies have unshorn fetlocks?
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>>2432323
>Not sure what happened
this is what happened

arch.413chan.net/mlp2407619.html#p2407738

Some asshole posted sparklers story, and long story short, one anon put your name on to smear sentinel with lies and make you look like a bitch. He caused a nice crap storm that lasted a while.
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>>2432458
>Rarity
>without her squigglytail
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>>2432488
>>2432495
Sounds like a great idea.
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>>2432478
>ponies with wings and horns are the same species as normal ponies

Wow you are a faggot.
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>>2432453
>they think that ships die
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>>2432494
Fine, if I add the feathery feathery fets it will be as part of the whole authentic mythology kit.
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>>2432504
The next pony villain will have fetlocks.
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>>2432487

Probably, the unicorns you see in the show are like that because of the years of breeding with other species of ponies. You could probably find more pure unicorns in other parts of the world, or maybe even everfree if they live in close knit societies.
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>>2432487
>"Wow, pure unicorns are kinda..."
>"Rude?"
>"Prudish?"
>"Mean?"
>"So...elegant!"
>"Boring"
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>>2432504
Because it's uncouth and could send all the mares or stallions depending of the situation into a riotous lust
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Starting in about an hour. Will make a new post then directing to the dead thread we'll use.

SYNOPSIS: Anon moved to Equestria and shacked up with Lyra, who started an affair with him behind Bonbon's back. Pregnant with his hybrid child, they head off to Canterlot to see the mysterious Anthro-Equestrian Interspecies Outreach Union, a think tank organization with particular interest in Lyra's condition...

LAST TIME: The train ride to Canterlot led to an unpleasant encounter with a pony from Bonbon's past, and Anon got some overdue bonding time with Lyra's significant other.

TONIGHT: Anon and company arrive in Canterlot and are welcomed by Lyra's parents. In between meeting the family, going sightseeing, and visiting the AEIOU, you and Lyra will need to get some space and privacy without raising suspicion.

INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT — PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw — PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN — PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS — PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT — PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK — PART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrAD
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>>2432461
I kinda agree. I miss the days back in the shorter threads in /co/ when we actually had a decent topic that would maybe last a good ten minutes or longer.
>that feel when remembering how Hoppip would get chastised for no topic

>>2432493
>>2432499
Shut up you two, he has a point.
People should stop being lazy
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ITS THAT TIME AGAIN MLPG, for the biggest loser on the internet. Which pony do I pretend to snuggle with tonight?

Last night was Pinkie. Best night sleep I had in a long time. Bearly had any time to enjoy pony, was out like a light.
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>>2432535
Anon, your samefagging is showing.
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>>2432521

>villain is a male with fuckhuge fets and a large mustache for twirling while laughing
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>>2432526
>Luna saying "my stars"

heh. I just now got that.
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>>2432540
bugpone
and don't come back
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>>2432540
You get Cadance.
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>>2432526
>the pony equivalent of a neckbeards drives all the ponies wild

Why can't I live in Equestria?
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>>2432540
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>>2432553
I'm going to give you my money. All of it.
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>>2432548
>implying
I think you're just weakening your point here now, anon.

You should stop
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>not drawn Rarity with a goat beard
mlpg really has turned to bronies haven't you
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>>2432529
>Anon moved to Equestria and shacked up with Lyra, who started an affair with him behind Bonbon's back. Pregnant with his hybrid child, they head off to Canterlot to see the mysterious Anthro-Equestrian Interspecies Outreach Union, a think tank organization with particular interest in Lyra's condition...

That is possibly the best way you could have put me off from this quest
Just
what
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>>2432559
>bugpony

Not really a pony but I'm sure we can work something out.

Goodnight MLPG, and may all your dreams come true
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>>2432524
They are dicks
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>>2432563

>going to the pone barber for a fetcut because they're getting too long
>the cute mare trimming you turns to fucking jelly
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>>2432570
I have all the mare vaginas.

ALL OF THEM
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>>2432593
unicrons are cute
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>>2432593
mini horses are better then all other horses
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>>2432606
C-can you share?
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>>2432535
If you have something interesting to post feel free to post it.
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>>2432603
Aw yis fetlocks
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>>2432451
>Worst ship, nigger.

I read this and thought Amistad.

Something is very, very wrong here.
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>>2432606
Hey... sharing is nah I have mare vaginas too.
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>>2432635

I just like seeing how hard you people will justify being /b/redditorgaiafags instead of using these threads for what they were made for.
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>>2432640
emo horse
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>>2432648
You can't understand that equine's pain.
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>>2432593
they sure are
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>>2432648
fuck you buddy
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>>2432593
I bet they all have the WASP accent too.
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>>2432640
Good heavens.
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>>2432640
I wish the show had really shaggy ponies like that
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>>2432603

>fetlocks
>getting too long

Preposterous, fetlocks in pone society are akin to dwarven beards. The longer that shit is, the more swag you are.
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Time to post best horse
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>>2432664
nofucku
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>>2432589
You want tender feels, go to Aspirant.
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>>2432645
>no, I won't contribute
uh huh. Please tell us more.
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>>2432640
>that feel when the only fetlocks we will see in-show are the ones on Big Macintosh
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>>2432664
That's not the image I chose at all!
More gypsey horse
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>>2432675
HNNNGGGHHH
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>>2432675
Thats a goat you dumb horse
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>>2432635
I never claimed I had.
Of course if I had a topic of discussion I'd post it, jesus. I could ask the exact same thing to you, as effective as your point is
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>>2432458
And some people didn't like the goatees.
What the fuck man.
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>>2432664
Rose.
Draw butts.
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WHERE CAN I FIND RARITYQUEST

I NEED IT
FOR SCIENCE
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>>2432675
stop that
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>>2432669
what if your favorite pony
turned into a (canon) shaggy pony

would you fap

i would
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>>2432685
Blueblood and several nameless unicorns in canterlot.
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>>2432683
I don't want to RP a human with a monster baby
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>>2432703
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>>2432703
Hey Tess
Did you finish RIP AND TEAR Rarity?
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>>2432716
Needs a Tribes flag in the goat's front hoof.
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>>2432569
hnnnggg
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>>2432669
Shut up rose.
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>>2432675
>filename

hue
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>>2432731
cant see shit dog
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>>2432731
Tess.
Pls tell Rose to draw butts.
She will listen to you.
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>>2432509

But yeah, I can't seem to find this "incident" that happened in a past thread, but I apologize for whatever happened anyways.
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>>2432729
>you're a tender 15 year old girl who was knocked up by a rampaging minotaur
>it's going to pop out soon
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>>2432716
Heheh, goats a great. I raised a few once. They love to jump and stand right on top of you. That horse is pretty chill about it
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>>2432731
>>2432749
oh
hahaahahahahaahhaaha
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>>2432673
>Pony trips over his fetlocks.
>Crowned king.
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>>2432751
Uh
What
Is this Corruption of Champions again?
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>>2432731
tess
rip and tearity ever get finished?
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>>2432731
....I wasn;t even paying attention to the thread when I drew mine. Get out of my god damn head Tess.
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>>2432749
>>2432731
I'm going to need a full body with the beard

for science
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>>2432731
>>2432749
Tess
Jessy
Pls stop drawing exact same thing
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>>2432748
buttsanon pls go

you have enough butts
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>>2432707
You can ask for the caps.
Saying "please" would probably expedite matters.
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>>2432764
No, well yes, but also no.
Also similar to Violated Heroine.
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>>2432749
>
>>2432505
It was funny how the guy said for you to stop being sentinel impersonating Jessy while still having Jessy in the name field.
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>>2432749
BIGGER AND BUSHIER
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>>2432749
>>2432731
Im ok with this
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>You will never be a pretty mare in an ugly dress.
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>>2432758
>fetlocks so long pony can't walk
>ruler of everything ever
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>>2432779
never enuf
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>>2432779
FALSE
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>>2432731
>>2432749
Tess x Jessy OTP.
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>>2432782
SCIENCE KNOWS NO MANNERS

but thank you
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>>2432707
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.
html
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>>2432779
>enough butts
there is no such thing
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>>2432812
>You will never be OTP'd with Jessy or Tess
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>>2432729
Okay, that, well...

Here, have a Lyra.
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>>2432812
But Tess is internet dating Rose.
My new fan fiction says so.
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>>2432749

Excellent, her chin beard was stay small and cutesy.
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>>2432805
It's like the cat-people in TES!
Or at least that's how it worked in the little guide that came with Redguard.
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Fat pone you say?
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>>2432779
>enough butts
Preposterous!
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>>2432805
>"Please, princess, help me! I can't even get up and all these mares are going crazy! NO STOP KISSING ME I NEED HELP!"
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>>2432792
but batman, im lazy
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>>2432826
I would penis in a Lyra
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>>2432731
>>2432749
The Legend of Squigglebeard the Pirate
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>>2432821
>You'll never be Tess' husbando
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>>2432779
No, you listen to me buddy.

More Butts.
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>>2432792
Haha oh Bats, why are you always so serious?

Relaax, kick back, enjoy yourself! Arting in such a stressed and pressured environment...it's not good for them, big guy!
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>>2432826
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>>2432458
>>2432504

Rarity wouldn't be seen dead with unshorn fetlocks.
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>>2432752
I'm half-disappointed the goats we've seen in the show so far were bleating lackies rather than creatures which could actually speak.
I'm kinda hoping this will be fixed in the future, but I won't be too broken up if it isn't.
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>>2432792
Fuck you batman! I only listen to Gummy Pinkie
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Renders/only%20shit%20I%20like%20so%20far%20%28aria%29.mp3

Music is suffering
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>>2432782
Well, as expeditious as these things can go, anyway.
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>>2432826
You're an asshole
Stop being an asshole
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>>2432792
Daily Reminder -- Learn to overcome the crass demands of flesh and bone, for they warp the matrix through which we perceive the world. Extend your awareness outward, beyond the self of body, to embrace the self of group and the self of humanity. The goals of the group and the greater race are transcendent, and to embrace them is to achieve enlightenment.
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>>2432840
fat pone + butts + beard + farting
can it be done
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>>2432842
>>2432853
Allow me to join in.
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>>2432844
>Things a ponyfag would never say.
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>>2432862
Unless they were fashionable.
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>>2432854
>read it in his voice
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>2432853
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>>2432731
>>2432749
>
>>2432769
Too late. I called dibs on the right half of the visual cortex.
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>>2432862

Well... she probably trims them when they aren't "in season" or whatever. Fetlocks are more of a status thing for males anyway.
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>>2432815
This
is
GREAT

Thank you very much.
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>>2432853
Whoa... Those frilly panties over her mound...
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>>2432854
The Joker was always a better character than Batman.
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>>2432853
>Orochi
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>>2432870
>all that modern talking
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>>2432833
>Namefag shipping
>AGAIN

Come on, now.
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>>2432854
I believe in the artists. All they need is time and practice.
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>>2432862
>Implying Rarity wouldnt style hers and make them into the next big fashionable thing!
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>>2432883
but I would say that
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>>2432884
Rarity really is a casual.

She's like a brony, following things because they are currently the popular thing.
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>>2432916
>implying you aren't in a tsundere relationship with jessy because you suck ass at LoL
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>>2432915
100% no modern talking bby
but I was tempted to use it.
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>>2432792
I did. It didn't make me any happier.
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>>2432921
>Fetlocks on mares
>ever fashionable
Not even Rarity has that kind of power
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>>2432792
You can't draw if it doesn't give you a smile
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>>2432916
Full StopxRoss
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>>2432925
>holeless pony rumps

Awww yeah, gunna get my nonsexual boner going
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>>2432928

Well it's kind of her job to keep up with the next big thing. She is in the fashion industry after all.
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>>2432854
This always seems unnervingly like how he would speak
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>>2432928
you can eat shit and die, btw
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>>2432887
Mark Hammill TAS voice, right?
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>>2432942
>Not even Rarity has that kind of power
But what about my favorite pony?
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>>2432914
You guys are still on about that?

You know he apologized and stopped shipping himself and his gay boyfriend as RD and Applejack right?
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>>2432789
>No, I'm pretty sure sentenal wrote that story.
>the caps have Sparkler right there

Is this mane?
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>>2432928
But she never did that
If anything she started new fashions
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>>2432792
but art is hard ;_;
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>>2432925
butt
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>>2432928
>implying she's a trend-follower and not a trend-setter
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>>2432916
>Implying you are not begging to be shipped with someone.

Come on, Full Stop.
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>>2432939
Ok can you link me to a sample of modern talking or whatever?
I see you talk about it all the time
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>>2432916
Have you ever seen Tess and Rose interact?
They are clearly sexting, just like I saw on the Fox news.
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>>2432937
Keep in mind you're talking about a person I've not actually directly spoken to

And we played like....what, two games?

Yeah I know I'm hella bad
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>>2432505
Well that's weird. Sorry about that.
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>>2432792
I JUST GOT BACK FROM GETTING MY GALBLADDER REMOVED AND SHIT WHY MUST YOU PUSH ME SO!?
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>>2432903
Glad to help a bro.
Do we have any idea when the next installment is going down?
I want to drag a friend into one.
Well, more like I tell him it's on and watch him abandon everything to get in.
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>>2432928
She is usually the one setting the trends though...
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>>2432813
Science should get some, then.
But this is the last of them for now.
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>>2432958
I was talking about DiMaggio.
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>>2432942
horse shit

Rarity would tie on little bows and curl them, shut up you faggot its great
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>>2432974
....Ulch. Naw, I'm good thanks.

>romance
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>>2432974
C-can Full Stop be shipped with m-..me?
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>>2432978
I saw it on CBS.
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>>2432958
Definitely. Best voice
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>>2432978
They are a bad example for America's youth
They should be arrested
I volunteer to take Tess in custody
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>>2433004
Full StopxNotYou OTP
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>>2432968
Thats disgusting, anon.
Pony butt should be smooth and featureless.
Like my sex life.
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>>2432505
I kinda feel bad for sentenal now. Who does that to someone?
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>>2433001

Oh god

>little curled fetlocks like how she does her hair

hhhnnnngggg
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>>2433004
no anonymous
stop that
you aren't even popular
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>>2432926
Are you telling me that you would put up resistance if pretty mares were holding you down and kissing you?
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>>2432958
yes
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>>2432773
The original sketch was full body, but got cropped out because bad.
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>>2433038
... but, I could be popular one day.
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>>2432792
No. I'm throwing in the towel. I'm tired of drawing crap which I don't like, and nobody else likes either.
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>>2433030
Sentenal does it to himself

He tries so hard but he always says something that is retarded
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>>2433056
you say that every week
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>>2432999
Dimaggio was too posh and not wacky enough.
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>>2433032
Huh
That would be worth some portion of ALL MY MONEY
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Time to cancel out all this shitposting I've been doing

Thread doodles: Atoning Edition

Hopefully I can manage it better than earlier today.
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>>2433051
>that entire body could fit in her head
This is one thing that always bugged me about your style
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>>2433056
Then you let Ross win
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>>2432928

I agree.
Fancy Offwhite is nothing but a bandwagon jumping hipster.
She's still better than Rainbow Dash.
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SMILE X MARKER PONE
OTP 5EVA
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>>2433049
JOKER DIES AT THE END OF ARKHAM CITY
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>>2432976
It's not the Modern Talking itself, it's just that most producers use it unprocessed, and unprocessed sounds like balls.

here's the frist patch I found with Modern Talking on it on my library.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/32075613/Renders/modern%20talking.mp3
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Why did applejack give her asscheeks names?
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>>2433051
Cloven hooves is the only thing I don't like
She isn't a Unicron pony there
She's more of a unicorn goat
The only thing different is the tail
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>>2433076
Fluttershy in a pile of bunnies
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>>2433078
>implying Ross counts for shit
>implying bugsanon and his cancerous lies aren't the biggest dangers
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>>2433061
oh hai hateanon. how's your sex life?
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>>2433076
rarity repairing her sewing machine
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>>2433076
sweetie belle
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>>2433051
Damn nigga thats one big head.
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>>2432993
>Dat last part.
good shit.
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>>2433109
Oh shit hate sex is the best sex... i should hate things more.
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>>2432916
There's only one tripfag ship in my heart
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>>2433109
> post on Craigslist
> even with face
> NONE RESPONSE
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>>2433076
Scootaloo tries red bull
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>>2433077
>>2433115
And that's why cropped.
Slight and very rough edit. Better?
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Guys, I just bought myself a body-length microfleece pillow today. I feel ashamed because I want to pretend it's a pone, and cuddle it.

Which pone should it be tonight? If dubs, young granny smith
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>>2433119
>Go get 'em, tiger
>The drinks are on me next time

We will fuck it up, no doubt.
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>>2433094
So you can cry their names out when she uses them to bring you to your knees in the greatest orgasm of your miserable life.
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>>2433109
I'm actually the opposite of hate anon in fact. I always end up white knighting the people we dislike but come on, even I can't salvage that wreck when he's the cause of his own situation
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>>2433094
those asscheeks deserve names
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>>2432790
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>>2433145
Shit tits.
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>>2433145
MUCH BETTER TESS, MUCH BETTER.
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>>2433145
>Tess in charge of posting pictures
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>>2433146
Applejack.
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>>2433146
ponyboy is that you?
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>>2433145
I think you made the head too small this time
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>>2433083
Marker ponexMarkerxSmilexLeth

Unf.
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>>2433109
FUCK OFF SENTENAL
it's non existent ;_;
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>>2433145
Masterpiece 10/10
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>>2433160
Oh yeah? Im the greatest.
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>>2433160
Now that's just plain fantastic.
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>>2433127
That ship is ded son
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>>2433147
By the time it's done we will be chased out of town by a group of ponies with torches and pitchforks.
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>tfw you finish up a request and proceed to post it
>Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

WHAT DO
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>>2433175
2hot4me
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>>2433145
I like it, anouther.
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>>2433150
"UNGH! UNNNNNGH! Tell me! Tell me how much you love gettin' hugged by Rita Mae and Sally Lou! TELL ME BEFORE YOU CUM, DAMN IT!"
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>>2433147
So what we fail all our rolls and go full spaghetti on her during a dinner out in the city?

22 hours left nigga
We are fucked
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>>2433192
are you using the word every>pony?
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Report in, lesbian.
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>>2433206
Please never write smut ever
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>>2433146
Pretend is zebra instead, she smells like potion and spice
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>>2433187
>implying it isn't timeless like Rarijack
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>>2432854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NzoYsmUbHK
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>>2433192
You can't have anypony or brony in your posts.
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>>2433151
...that smell.
The smelly smell.
Like a certain smell that smells... smelly.
Ross.
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>>2433164
That one's good too.
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>>2433192
check for anypony/everypony etc.
put empty spoiler tags in all of them.
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>>2433190
What happened?
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>>2433170
Dammit, I knew I should have renamed the picture.

My girlfriend is over in China visiting family, and I need to cuddle dammit.
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>>2433215
Wow, you really thought I was being super-cereal about that? Like for real-real, not for play-play?

God. No. Nooooo no no no.
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>>2433221
Or Appledash
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>Rose, Tess and Jessy drawing in the same thread
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
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>>2433209
>Dinner.
>Accidently order spaghetti.
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hey guys I drew a pony, I can see that I messed up her left wing but I am not going to fix it
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>>2433221
Or Pinkiedash

No, not really ;_;
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>>2433235
Her father find out we made her cry.
He's outside the town waiting for us
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>>2433222
1/10 for impersonation
10/10 for wasting my time with this shit
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>>2433222
Oh man you nailed that start and the end.

Nice job
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>>2433236
Fine use your favorite pony.
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>>2433206
>You will never hotdog Applejack's taut buttocks and blow your hot load onto her back and molded leather stetson hat.
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>>2433206
And then sex with anyone else was ruined for anon forever.
Once you've spent an evening with Rita Mae and Sally Lou, no one else is ever enough.
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>>2433248
At least you remembered her wings.
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>>2433222
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0g6uMgfLiVl
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>>2433248
Is good.
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>>2433236
And that's why I always buy domestic.
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>>2433001
>>2433032
Hnnnnnng!
>>2433166
>>2433168
>>2433173
>>2433180
>>2433198
Well aren't we all funny today?
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>>2433228
Oh actually yeah I forgot that, I steer well fucking clear of Ross
Except when I credit him for his AT, RS and pones, which are legit good
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>>2433160
i love you
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what if you were just chilling with your favorite pone and then out of the corner of your eye, you saw them reach for a knife
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>>2433245
>none of them draw butts.
WORST THREAD EVER
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>>2433236
But then it will be a combination of three ponies!
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>>2433257
>Getting semen stains on her hat
She'd murder you
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>>2433141
bee tee dubs, doin' this

because I have a silly idea
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>>2433279
>Ross ponies
>good
Maybe some of them aren't bad but good?
No.
I agree with the AT and RS things tough
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>>2433284
>rurrity
What?
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As requested by someone from the old horse:

The buzzing of the cicadas was the only thing that could be heard. It was a hot, sunny summer's afternoon and every p0ny who had some sense was indoors, trying to get away from the crushing heat. Scootaloo was not one of those ponies.

In fact, she seemed to not notice the heat at all. The orange pegasus was bolting through Ponyville's empty streets on her trusty scooter, her tiny undeveloped wings buzzing and batting like the ones of a hummingbird, propelling her at dangerously high speeds across the town. In no time, she was at the meeting point, and she soon regretted having got there so quick, since the only thing left to do was to wait for...

Her date?

Nahhhh! It was totally not a date, she thought to herself as she leaned against the big tree. Cool fillies like her or Rainbow Dash had no dates!
It was just that Applebloom was away on a family meeting and Sweetie Belle wasn't allowed out of her room for flooding her sister's kitchen again.
With such a dreadfully boring week in front of her, it wasn't that uncool that she wanted to hang around with someone, right? Just to kill some time, she thought. And even as she filled her mind with those ideas, she couldn't stop herself from scanning everywhere around her, waiting to see the little colt's light grey coat as he turned around any corner.
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>>2433274
Never stick your dick in crazy.
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>>2433277
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>>2433277

Who doesn't like being funny?
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>>2433284
>Rurrity

what the fuck is jay doing
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>>2433257
So they've said it's leather?

I hope it's leather for Anon's sake, because I hear semen's hard to get out of much anything else other than cotton sheets.
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>>2433246
>"Did you order spaghetti, Anon?"
>"No I didn't Rarity, why?"
>"Because you seem to have spilled copious amounts!"
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This is a great fucking thread but check these dubs
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>>2433300
The buzzing of the cicadas was the only thing that could be heard, along with the shuffling of the young pegasus, as she batted her tiny wings nervously.

-Where the hay is he?
-Up here!

Scootaloo let out a high-pitched yelp when a voice came out of seemingly nowhere, making a little jump. She looked up, and the bright sun briefly blinded her. Blinking and protectig here eyes with her front leg, she looked at Rumble, smiling, hovering above her, his wings batting almost as fast as hers did when she was riding her scooter, producing a buzzing sound not unlike the ones produced by the cicadas. The magenta maned pegasus was overjoyed:

-You can FLY???-Her eyes widened, ignoring the stings of the sun, as her mouth quickly turned into an excited smile, her previous doubts and hesitations vanishing.-That's so coooool!

The grey pegasus nodded, still smiling.-Yep, hehehe! My brother's training finally paid off, I kinda want for summer to end sooner just so everyone in class can see-He said as he did some clumsy loops in the air, awkwardly landing near Scootaloo.-I still gotta get the hang on it...but you'll see, I bet you I'll be a better flyer than Thunderlane in no time!

The filly could only stare at her friend, amazed and a bit envious.-Whoah...you gotta teach me, Rumble! How did you do it? I can still barely hover a few seconds before plummeting...-Sighed Scootaloo.
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>>2433279
> which are legit good
Ross, stop shitting on sentenal all the time to make you feel better about yourself. It's not fair to him.
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>>2433248
awesome colors
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>>2433294
Those hats are designed to be water resistant.
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>>2433277
>MLPG
>In charge of comedy.
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>>2433311
>tfw didn't really try to get dubs.

I-I'm sorry...
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>>2433314
-Well...I could teach you...-Said the colt, a bit hesitant.-But...it's kinda dangerous, I don't know if-
-Who do you take me for?-Scootaloo looked a bit annoyed at that, frowning and sticking her little chest out, trying to spread her wings.-I'm not afraid of any danger! If you could do it, I can do it too, hmph! Just because you got to learn before I did...

Rumble bit his lip, a bit taken back from the young filly's sudden reaction. He knew how badly Scootaloo wanted to fly, just like her idol, and there was he flaunting it before her snout like a big jerk.

-Uh...I'm sorry, Scoots...allright, I'll teach you the way Thunderlane did, but...don't blame me if you get hurt, ok?-He said, Scootaloo's angry expression shifting back to joy and excitement as he talked.

-Allright! Well, what is it, then?
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>>2433248
RuBrony?
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>>2433311
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>>2433284
>rurrity

Why can't people write Applejack as NOT a retard? Oh, right.
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>>2433297
I suppose we're back to opinions I guess. His Rarity + Pinkie playing Monopoly is one of my favourite sketches, but I suppose I am biased, because best pones and best board game in one picture? Come on man!
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>>2433311
UFFFF
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>>2433160
Someone ink and color this.
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>>2433284
I'd expect her to be reaching for a cake with her other hoof!
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>>2433332
The buzzing of the cicadas was the only thing that could be heard, along with the chirping of the birds that, curious, were gathering near the cloud the two young pegasi were on now.

-So, is that all? I jump and flap my wings until it works? It can't be that easy...-She said, as she looked down to the town below.
-Well, I had to do it a million times before I did it right.
-And what if I don't get it right? I'll crash to the ground!
-Oh, don't worry, I'll jump with you and catch you if you can't...do...it...-As the words came out of his mouth, he realized what a bad idea that was. His brother could do that with him because he was a fully grown stallion, meanwhile, Rumble was barely bigger than Scootaloo and still had problems to fly by himself, there was no way he could...
-Uh, right! Very well then, here I go!-Before Rumble could voice any of his complaints, the orange maned filly jumped from the cloud to the ground below.
Rumble stayed where he was in shock, still processing what just happenned, until one of the spectating birds pinched the colt's ear with his beak, making him snap out of it.
-Scootaloo, wait!!!

Flapping her wings like crazy, the Cutie Mark Crusader tried to stay airborne, to no avail. She was falling down like an orange rock, and her underdeveloped little wings were unable to even slow her down, but that just made her feel annoyed.-''Oh well, there was no way I'd pull it off at the first try...''-She though to herself, her mane flowing upwards as she patiently awaited for Rumble to pick her up. It wasn't until she impatiently looked up and saw the young colt's face that she realized something was wrong.
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>>2433253
Better luck next time then.

>>2433255
Thanks.
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>>2433251
>making Rarity cry
Can we commit sudoku?
Not just because the shame but who knows what her father will do to us.
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>>2433322
> implying brony semen isn't greatly composed of cheeto-dust and Domino's Pizza oil

Well, I'm sure some are designed very specifically for that
But I mean, if you can afford hosting enough guys for a bukkake
Can't you afford to buy a cheap leather hat every time you do it?

... MLPG, why do you make me wonder these things?
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>>2433318
Oh come the fuck on.
Sentenal and Ross within ten minutes?

You're killing me guys
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>>2433336
Because they dont watch the show?
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>>2433347
Rumble was flapping his wings as fast and hard as he ever did, faster even than in any of his training sessions with Thunderlane. His heart was beating almost as fast as his wings were batting, his face frozen into a mix of fear, urgency and determination. He spread his front legs to Scootaloo, who quickly tried to get a hold of him. Sadly, even though the filly was light as a feather, Rumble's wings were unable to keep them both in the air, the two pegasi
were still falling.

-Oh no oh no oh no-Muttered the gray colt, terrified.
-R-rumble, let me go! You can just fly away!
-I...won't.

Scootaloo's eyes widened again as she saw Rumble still trying to flap his wings, desperately fighting against the unstopabble force of gravity, his front legs firmly clutching her against him. Just as she saw the ground get closer with the corner of her eye, she hugged him back, tears flowing down her face, closing her eyes before they crashed.
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>>2433311
Nice, but check these
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>>2433360
The buzzing of the cicadas was the only thing that could be heard, along with the sound of a hundred wings flapping on the summer sky.
The two young pegasi opened their eyes, still embracing each other, and saw themselves surrounded by a veritable cloud of birds, carrying them to the ground
slowly. Their limbs still tensed and their breaths still heavy by the terrifying experience, they stepped off the flock, which quickly disbanded, but not before one of the birds pinched their ears again, chirping some harsh, heckling sounds before flying away.

-So...
-I'm so sorry, Scootaloo!-Even though they were not in danger anymore, Rumble was still trembling.-Y-you almost died! I should have been more care-For the third time that day, the young black maned pegasus was interrupted, this time by a hoof being gently placed in his mouth.
-Are you joking? That was the coolest thing EVER! We gotta do it again! Maybe we'll get a cutie mark out of it!

How was it? (To the anons that told me how to get around the spam filter, thanks!)
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>>2433339
Yeah that one is mediocre at best
I mean I love Monopoly, I love Rarity and Pinkie is my third favorite pony and I really don't see anything that good in it
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>>2433354
>Firing puffs of crusty cheeto dust out of your dick
Ouch.
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>>2433217
What does potion smell like?
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>>2433362
no you check THIS
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AJ learned shit on Lesson Zero.
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>>2433372
It was ok but way too much cicadas.
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Have you loved or tolerated yet today?
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>>2433362
Nah, check these.
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>>2433399
Wait...
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>>2433392
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>>2433389
Windex
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>Buy hand-held random number generator
>Go to a party
>See a bunch of people talking and laughing
>Push my way into the middle of their group
>Shout "NICE CONVERSATION, BUT CHECK THESE DUBS"
>Hold my number generator in my left hand over my shoulder and point at it with my right hand
>Generate a number
>Get dubs
>Entire party explodes and turns into a dubs party
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>>2433385
To be fair it's probably liquified Cheeto
in some miasma of terrible things
Including Pabst Blue Ribbon because by god they're 22 and they can damn well afford what crappy beer they want to
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>>2433389
Like whatever the potion is made from.
Most are semen-based.
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>>2433402
Obviously, it's a code the show preaches and we live by.
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>>2433389
Sometimes spicy and sometimes sweet/The scent of a Zebra can hardly be beat
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>>2433392
Nice try.
But check my butt
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>>2433284
>rape in self-defence
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>>2433409
WATCH IT AND TELL ME IT ISN'T TRUE
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>>2433268
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qvp5x3yC2x
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>>2433415
Not like us upstanding MLPGers, who always remember to take our supplements.
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>>2433424
>no holes
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>all these attempts for dubs
Step up
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>>2433432
>that feel when you see a floating *grab* by the knife
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>>2433300
>>2433314
>>2433332
>>2433347
>>2433360
>>2433372
Firstly, starting most of those paragraphs with "the buzzing of cicadas" gets old mighty quick.
Second, if we're placing this after Hurricane Fluttershy then Rumble is a competent enough flyer that he wouldn't be uncertain about it.
Third, Scoots seems a bit out of character.
Fourth, quotation marks were invented for a reason. Remember your syntax.
Overall, it's fine, for a few hours' work.
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>>2433392
damn, derpy got moves, her and twily gotta hit da club
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>>2433416
... This comes to mind ...

Available on Lulu.
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>>2433442
Well fuck you then!
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>>2433415
>Frothy beer, cheeto dust, and oil showering out of some fat brony's penis while he screams the name of his poni waifu loud enough for his parents upstairs to hear
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>>2433402
You know it.
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Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.
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>>2433416
So musky then?
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>>2433444
Nigga please
You're just asking for it now
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>>2433442
pfffthahaha
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>>2433442
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bVmXYgbfiq
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I think I will be cuddling a sleepyhead pony tonight. Thank you for being there for me MLPG.
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Anymore coloring requests?
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>>2433461
Effluvious and effervescent musk?
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>>2433460
No. Phil Collins sucks ass.
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>>2433475
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>>2433477
>effervescent
People really use this word?
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>>2433457
> start taking testosterone enhancers / prohormone stuff
> can't give anyone a fucking break
> suffer fools poorly
> want to run and eat the whole world and lift heavy things over and over and THROW THEM

Well those were all expected, but

> WANT TO CUM AND CUM AND CUM AND CUM
> ... AND CAN, JESUS, WHERE IS THIS COMBINATION BODY LOTION / HAIR CONDITIONER COMING FROM?
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>>2433475
This if you could
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>>2433475
>>2433160
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>>2433478
What do you think about Huey Lewis And The News?
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>>2433478
>missing the joke

Of course yuppies have terrible taste in music.
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>>2433477
And florescent.
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>>2433492
this this this this this
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>>2433478
the only song i know is
in the air of the night
and that's only because eminem mentioned it in his raps

but its a pretty good song
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>>2433478
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far much more bitter, cynical sense of humor.
Yes it is! In '87, Huey released this, Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
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>>2433491
>best pony
>best flyier
Are you even trying rainbow cunt.
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>>2433486
If you play Nethack you do.
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>>2433511
Derpy? Yeah, it's a shame there's a slutty fake alicorn there.
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>>2433491
Mon pls ink
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>>2433107
>implying Ross isn't bugsanon
Welcome to two months ago.
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>>2433508
HEY PAUL
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>>2433492
Second
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>>2433495
Shit I didn't even notice that
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So has a smut fanfic writer written a fic called Rainbow's Gash yet?
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>>2433523
>Mon will never get a tablet.

Reality is so cruel.
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>>2433522
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>>2433001
>>2433032
Okay so the bow didn't come out like I hoped it would.
Still. Hnnng.
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>>2433525
huh?
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>>2433524
>bugsanon

That asshole ruined a perfectly good word.
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>>2433475
color this cus im a beast at drawing u bitch
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Guys, would you stuff her ballot box?
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>>2433533
>Not Rainbow's Gas.
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>>2433252
fimfiction.net/friend_off_2_results/
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>>2433543
Well
I certainly feel a riotous lust
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SKROD
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>>2433543
No you cant stupid slut.
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>>2433543

Hhhhnnnnggg, Needs a standing pose though to show off all of the in unison.
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>>2433543
>"you don't think I can"
>not "you think i can't"

Grammar, Jessy.
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>Apple wins parent on ultrabook design
That's it. Everything is fucked.
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>>2433552
I would vote.
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>>2433553
Too anthro for me
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SKUB
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>>2433554
>Rainbow Flasher
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>>2433552
Well no
I mean she's not a very effective leader
But I suppose she does have some innate impression of how things work in Ponyville-

OHHHH. THAT BOX. Dunno.
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>>2433553
>human poses

i can tell you are a furfag.
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>>2433552
Nonsexually.
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>>2433567
It still works. Also, you can't read anyway, because that's Tess.
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>>2433567

>jessy
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>>2433448
>Firstly, starting most of those paragraphs with "the buzzing of cicadas" gets old mighty quick.
I was hoping it would help set the feeling of a hot summer afternoon, but yeah, I can see it can get pretty old
>Second, if we're placing this after Hurricane Fluttershy then Rumble is a competent enough flyer that he wouldn't be uncertain about it.
I was planning to mention it happenned before HF, but it slipped my mind, fick
>Third, Scoots seems a bit out of character.
Yeah, first time I've written her, gotta get used to it
>Fourth, quotation marks were invented for a reason. Remember your syntax.
Got it

Thanks for the feedback
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>>2433567
>Jessy
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>>2433584
>Ponies are never allowed to be on their hindlegs
>It is an abomination to everything
>hao dar u
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>>2433475
Please?
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>>2433556
luna warned you about fetlocks bro!!! she told you dog!
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>>2433141
hehehehe

I'm slow today but who cares
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>>2433507
Eminem you say?
Let's rev up that [spaghetti] theme track
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>>2433481
>>2433491
>>2433492
>>2433604
Alrighty
>>2433492
Is there a chance there is an inked version, if not that's fine.
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>>2433552
Would you check out of her library?
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>>2433610
>"Red Bull™ gives you WINGBONERS"
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>>2433448
>Fourth, quotation marks were invented for a reason.
yeah, so conformist faggots would have something to do in middle school english class think outside the boX for once
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It would not actually be possible to live on semen, right? Does it even have all the nutrients you need, in appropriate quantities?
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>>2433601
>implying that clothing allows the pony to be in any position except on their hindlegs
>implying that isn't anthro as fuck
Just give up already, you aren't going to learn shit

>>2433524
>implying
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>>2433610
>filename
I like it
>>2433622
Wow that was awful
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But what about some adorkable fetlocks? Could she pull it off?

>Rarity styling (insert pone)'s fetlocks

hhhnnnggg
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>>2433626
sufficient amounts of semen plus dietary supplements, maybe.

But the amount of semen you would need for sustenance, calorie-wise, is probably pretty extreme.
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>>2433590
it does not. "Don't think" implies a lack of conviction, being unsure.

"think you can't" implies being completely sure of whatever the topic is.

Because the anon's context was that of being sure Rarity doesn't have that power, option two is the more grammatically correct of the two.
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>>2433626
Didnt some board actually try to figure this out?
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>>2433610
She has two sets of wings now?
What the fuck would happen if Celestia drank one?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e2oT4boQfW
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>>2433555
thank you!
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>>2433622
>>>/mlp/
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>>2433639
I don't like the idea of fetlocks because pone skin is just so smooth
The idea of more hair just feels odd
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>>2433567
I'm over here!
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>>2433650
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>>2433648
No, you fat neckbeard
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>>2433648
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tXRFaXDaja
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>>2433610
But what would happen if pone drank POWERTHIRST?
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>>2433663
YOU OR TESS SHOULD DRAW RARITY AS THAT FABULOUS SPIDER
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>>2433647
She would also get a second set of wings?
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The idea of pone with fetlocks makes my heart hurt
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>>2433567
But there's nothing wrong with that sentence.
Tess clearly wanted to put more emphasize on the subjects disbelief.
Your way just muddles the meaning to satisfy some obscure rule in a text book.
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>>2433668
Hump catting.
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>>2433634
Let me see if I get this straight.

Confining myself to a set style and never working outside of it....apparently leads to improved art.

Okay then.

I will cease experimenting altogether and begin churning out artwork that is 100% perfect clones of the show's artstyle, since that is what you want, Anon. I should have never doubted you. You are always right.
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I AM THE MAN WHO ARRANGES THE PONES
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>>2433647
She gets a second pair of wings too and flies super fast

silly anon
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>>2433634
batman and gummy pinkie have done less to encourage me to draw than you, my hate of you drives me to draw
and with that i go back to arting
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>>2433663
We spiders now.
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>>2433684
Would you go bear blasting with pone?
What if it was against an ursa major?
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>>2433668

ENERGY LEGS.
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>>2433668
Bronies would ruin it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0om0rUjJoM
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>Rainbow will never look like a tank.
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>>2433690
SCHERZO why the fuck did you reply?

We were doing so well...
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>>2433648
>brick
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>>2433636
>>2433658
I'm sorry.
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>>2433663
JESSY
DRAE BUTTS AND TELL TESS AND ROSE TO DO THE SAME
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>>2433661
>implying your heart wouldn't melt when she tickles your face with her fetlocks
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>>2433704
Fuck vocaroo, we spiders.
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>>2433679
But that much pretty wings would be to much for the Universe
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>>2433644
I thought I'd escaped English III all those years ago!
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>>2433690
>Taking Bugsanon seriously.
>Trying to reason with Bugsanon.
>Even fucking replying at all to Bugsanon.
>>
Season 1 was Average
Season 2 was Shit
MLP General is full of addicts that can't escape it
MLP General is still a hypercube of shitness, also filled with underage.
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>>2433708
... why did I even open the link
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>>2433690
>implying you don't always draw these anthro ponies
>implying you experiment at all
You should take a look at what you just said and actually apply it to your art for a change
If you're lucky you might improve
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>>2433731
>Season 2
>shit
Yeah no
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>>2433728
Who the fuck is Bugsanon

Where are all these Anons coming from
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>>2433715
damn
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>>2433731

Guaranteed fucking replies.
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>>2433727
U BACK TO IT NOW BITCH
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>>2433731
>Implying
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>>2433664
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>>2433758
>>
>That feel when grew up on a farm
>That feel when younger sister had me kiss her when we were teenagers
>That feel when in love with Big Mac X Applejack

PROJECTING!
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>>2433744
he's an anon who always posts that same pic of bugs and shit talks people who draw
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>>2433753

Well there goes my shit.
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>>2433731
>MLP General is full of addicts that can't escape it
You know, being addicted to something generally implies we like what we're addicted to
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>>2433758
why did Lyra make a tulpa of herself?
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>>2433744
do you ever notice how
there's almost nothing but anons in mlpg anymore
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>>2433753
HAHAHAHHAHA OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK HAHHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
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>>2433765
Heehee.

Butts.
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>>2433776
Yeah people love being addicted to heroin or meth, don't they.
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>>2433768
You are going to hell.
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>>2433772
Oh.

So yet another Anon who can't draw and feels the need to take it out on those who can. In other words, the same old situation as always.
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>>2433772
>>2433744
Close, but not quite
He believes all talent is genetic and that some people are naturally better artists - genetically inferior ones need not try in his view
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>>2433781
you could be talking to one
right
now
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>>2433798
>who can't draw
Bugsanon is Ross. So yeah, you're right.
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>>2433792
Heroin and meth are physically addictive
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>>2433781
Many tripfags and name fags started going anon when they aren't contributing
And many guys who used trips for no reason also stopped
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>>2433792
Well they don't take meth or heroin because they dislike it you dingus
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>>2433644
And no one outside of grammar school rejects talks or writes like that.
Also "think I can't" emphasizes Rarity more so it can be more easily misread Rarity as being the unsure one.
Get dunked.
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>>2433781
Except when they keep posting with a specific image or subject (I.E. Scootanon), don't they cease to be Anon? Isn't that essentially the same thing as a name or a tripcode?
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>>2433798
>yet another Anon who can't do anything other than bitch and moan at others.
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>>2433765
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>>2433810
They BECOME addicted because they liked it. The addiction stems from the enjoyment, but there is no enjoyment once the addiction is now prevalent.

Just ask Rose.
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>People talking about Bugsanon as he would be talking seriously.

Really, guys? Two months falling by the same trollbait?
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>>2433808
So anon, now that all those icky trips are gone, are the threads better for it?
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>>2433816
Scootanon is just a shitposting attentionwhore who should always be filtered or at least ignored. Most anons are not like that.
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>>2433816
pretty much, yeah
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>>2433832
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>>2433805
>implying

>>2433798
>implying I bothered trying in the first place
Why, when I am naturally better at other areas of interest? It saved me a lot of potentially wasted time and effort to capitalise on these.
I suggest you try it some time.
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>>2433851
Please respond.
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>>2433832
10/10
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>>2433816
Since you are then posting in a way that makes you recognizable as an individual, no you aren't really posting Anon any more.
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>>2433866
Posting as anon is so hipster now a days.
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>>2433836
Yes, but they still often enjoy what they are addicted to because it offers them an escape from the misery of that exact addiction, or other things that are wrong
>>
Good Christ when does Friday get here?
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>>2433875
i was anon before it was cool
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>>2433805
Bugsanon is a Steamfag you faggot
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>>2433856
As much as I can't fucking stand you, you always drop dunks left right and centre as unfounded as they are and I still fucking laugh

Fuck you
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>>2433866
What about if you post art as an anon, but people assign you an appellation because your art becomes recognisable?
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>>2433742
Shit compared to season 1 at least.
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>>2433724
>tfw this is the last spider picture I have
I need more. But there are so few cute spiders out there.
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>>2433900
Wrong again
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>>2433866
>implying bugsanon or scootanon don't do exactly that because otherwise you would just filter them
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Pony rubbing themselves
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>>2433892
Wow it's like people can't set up two separate steam accounts that aren't linked.

Ross admitted it two months ago.
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I guess this one is done, sorry if it's not what you guys expected, my skills are low on this one.

I'll post the flat version to make it even.
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>>2433899
Then again, there are no such things as anonymous contributes, since if they6 decided to stick around, they will have an identity no matter what.
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>>2433892
God damnit why do you KEEP misinterpreting what I said.
I told you I had him on Steam. I never once told you he was a Steamfag

Stop touting that all the time
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>>2433900
But that's wrong
It's at least as good as S1
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>>2433866
But what if we post without a picture?
People recognize my filenames but I post without any image a lot.
So I easily go in and out of complete anonymity fairly easily.
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>>2433911
Dash is a very rubby pony
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>>2433904

>spiders

But what about those cute moths? The big white plump ones.
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>>2433916
flats
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>>2433909
Scootanon hardly even comes here anymore anyway.
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>>2433899
then you are only recognized when posting art and not when posting other stuff and are still anon at all other times
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Rose, why no Ronbo Dosh car sticker thingies.
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>>2433900
IMO it was quite a bit better.
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>>2433935
Nigga we moths now.
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>>2433849
i used to feel like i was part of a fun online social club
to make up for my general lack of fulfilling human interaction in real life

but now i'm just reminded that most mlpg is 14 year olds who have only been to mlpg for a few months

or that a lot of the trips are still here, and they all know who each other are because they are posting simultaneously on a irc or something. then i feel like an outsider.
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>>2433913
Oh wow, believe what Ross tells you then.
I've told you enough times that I am not Ross, but yet you still believe I am.
I even criticised him and his art, things we both know he can not even comprehend. Your stupidity is just amazing
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>>2433913
Ross never admitted that, in fact, he denied it a lot of times, but you really, really believe Ross is Bugsanon? What makes you think that? Please respond.
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>>2433908
>>2433921
>Wedding
>Derpy
>MMDW
>MMMystery
>at least as good as S1
>>
Were having such a nice thread about ponies and fetlocks...Why do you guys have to fuck that up? Just why?
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>>2433916
Thank you.
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>>2433937
I like the flats better
The shading makes it look a little too dark for such a happy scene
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>>2433946
NO, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOUR POST, FUCK YOUR SHIT, FUCK YOUR LIFE, FUCK YOU.
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>>2433916
Hnng
new shading style?
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>>2433959
I blame sentenal.
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>>2433916
>>2433937
>rhubarb by rose
>color by dooks
AAAAAAAHHHH!
MY HEARTS
ALL MY HEARTS
WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?
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>>2433935
I don't have any moths.
And i lied, I have a few more spider pictures.
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>>2433959
Do you think ponies braid their fetlocks
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>>2433941
Because I 'd have to cut small pieces of multiple colors, which would be a waste.
Not to mention, later going int to make sure all the individual pieces line up exactly correctly.
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>>2433916
FINALLY YOU FAGGOT! That's lovely!!
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>>2433956

>implying part 2 wasn't good
>implying derpy wasn't cute
>yeah, that episode blew, but atleast MMDW herself was cool
>opinions

Cmon man.
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>>2433964
Oh, it's you again. How are you?
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>>2433946
My body is ready.
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It's time.

>>2433973
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>>2433924
what can she say?
mare knows what she likes.
Twilight knows what she likes too.
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>>2433969
sentenal went to bed like an hour ago...
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>>2433974

HHHNNNGG

>>2433976

>male unicorns with braded beards

So I guess now they're going full dorf?
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>>2433956
>implying 3 episodes ruin an entire season
While i would agree S1 was more consistent in being good than S2, Season 2's high points were better than S1's
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>>2433998
And Twilight likes Applejack
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>>2433975
>I don't have any moths.
I wish I had more
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>>2433990
Whoah, look at that thing
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>>2433900
Season one was pretty boring in comparison. More "safe" and apprehensive, and early on even stretched out, like 22 minutes was too much time.
It was only treated as some sort of revolutionary thing because it was exceeded expectations.
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>>2433956
>Part 2 and some parts of part 1 not being good
>implying Derpy wasn't good and adorable
>opinions
>opinions
>also some parts of it not being as good as S1 makes all of it automatically inferior
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>>2433975
Those are opiliones or harvestmen, not spiders.
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>>2433990
Oh god no, no, no no no.
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>>2433956
your right

its better
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>>2433975
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2434002
I still blame him. deal with it nerd
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>>2433937
Now thinking it twice, that scratchy texture looks awful.

>>2433967
Yeah, trying new stuff nowadays.

>>2433974
>unshorn fetlocks
damn tess, you're going wild tonight

>>2433979
>>2433961
Glad you guys liked it!
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>>2433974
Oh wait unicorns have beards.
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what's your favorite fanon?
alternatively, which >fanon do you hate the least?
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>>2433975
Thanks for the nightmares.
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>>2434022
>>2434022
How can you not think this fucker is the cutest thing on the planet?
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>>2433952
>Mostly 14 year olds
Has our demographic really slipped that much?
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/
>The actual tumblr explores his exploits in Ponyville, interacting with the mane cast and various other ponies in ways only someone of Dan's level of insanity possibly can. The creator also does an amazing job of filling the role of Dan, and barely ever drops character.

>mfw it's just Fluffy trying to tell bronies he hates them and they're retarded
>mfw he can't catch a break and they love him for it
HAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAAAHHA
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>>2434049
Carrot Top and Derpy being roommates.
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>>2434019
Really? A spider's a spider to me, though, so if it looks spidery I think it is.
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>>2434054
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>>2434056
see
>>2434038

Looks like it.
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>>2434056
No it hasn't. Not really. 14 year olds are innately attention whores so they tend to be bronies.
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I think Season 2 was better than Season 1.
Season 1 probably had some better ideas there, but Season 2 was better-executed.
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>>2433998
TAW pls tell me how your interactive thing went today.
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>>2434013
>>2434022
http://youtu.be/9r9Laslf4hc
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>>2433848
>you'll never have bugsanon shitting entire threads by spamming the same image at least 50 times
We aren't /co/ anymore ;_;
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>>2434056
Seems about right.
It's especially bad today, what can be done.
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>>2433985
Part two wasn't good and fanservice is always awful.
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>>2434076
>TAW
>Alive at this hour
It's 4AM in Britland
He ain't awake
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>>2434061
>mfw it's just Fluffy trying to tell bronies he hates them and they're retarded

Yeah! Fluffy will never pander bronies or brony artists like JJ, he hates all that stuff.
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>>2434074
See, I recognize that pic, but I still agree with that.
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>>2434061
Hahaha
Did he really get his computer fixed?
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>>2434061

This is what he wanted man...

He finally became as popular as he wanted.
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>>2434061
Fluffy is going to have an aneurysm
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>>2434090
But I'm awake. He might be.
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>>2434077
Filtered
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>>2434083
Part two was great and fanservice is fine.
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>>2434061
I feel so sorry for fluffy.
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>>2434049
I really like rumblescoot
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>>2433977
Why not just use her eye color for the background then.

Cyan on rose.
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>>2434102
>announcing your filters
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>>2434107
>Implying this isn't what he wanted.
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>>2434061
Poe's law for you.
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>>2433954
>Why, when I am naturally better at other areas of interest?
Like what? Making 150 formats of the same pictures?
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>>2434080
I just lost my desire to do so, actually
I much prefer the well placed infrequent one else my point is diluted.
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>>2434091
>>2434091
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>>2434106
>fanservice is fine
What the fuck am I reading here
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>>2434115
>putting a full stop at the ends of greentext implications.
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>>2434061
Remember when Fluffy was happy?
Me neither.
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>>2434106
>fanservice is fine.
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>>2434083

>fanservice

Yeah it was fanservice, but she was still cute and just how most of us thought she'd be. Her time is over now, which is perfectly fine.
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>>2434107
He wasn't ready.
He wasn't made for this place.
He wasn't made for bronies.
He dug his own grave.
He will always be remembered.
May that faggot rest in peace.
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>>2434133
You're on 4chan
people be dumb
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>>2434133
A terrible attempt at trolling
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>>2433964
That's not how you spell moar....
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>>2434136
He's a depressive annoying cunt with great skills with Flash.
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>>2434123
>implying that's a talent
Well if that's how far you value a talent then what can I say?
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>>2434110
But that has nothing to do with her cutiemark.
Did you understand what my complication was at all?
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>fanservice is fine
You're not from around here, are you?
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>>2434115
what he wanted was to make friends with other artists
what he found was bronies
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>>2434134
>Full stop
Why so not from North America, anon?
Its called a period on Christian message boards such as this one.
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>>2434133
Derpy acting like Where's Waldo in most episodes is fine. Derpy talking in TLR is not.
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http://www.ustream.tv/sfshiba

Come watch puppies, MLPG.
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>>2433110
haw haw haw

and then when this doesn't work she calls up Big Mac because I guess he'd probably be good with machines? In my headcanon she refers to him as simply "Macintosh" though.

>headcanon
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>>2434061
>mfw it's just Fluffy trying to tell bronies he hates them and they're retarded
>mfw he can't catch a break and they love him for it

That reminds me of the Superintendent of a school district near where I live. She was so incompetent that a play was made satirizing how she ran the district, and she was so stupid that she didn't realize it was making fun of her. She actually had them preform some scenes from it during the graduation ceremonies for all the schools in the district a few years back.
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You guys.

You guys.

What if.

What if when you have sex

With a Slutty Mare...

You become a Slutty Mare too?
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>>2434136
He was happy when he moved from /b/ here.
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>>2434158
Isn't he fronds with Joseco?
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who is the most tsundere pone?
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>>2434077
>related videos of related videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hru2ujTWNLA&feature=related
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>>2434165
>and then when this doesn't work she calls up Big Mac because I guess he'd probably be good with machines?
Maybe same thing with Epplejeck.
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>>2434061
>WellmaybeIjust Haveaweirdname
>Oh boy now even more retards are going to bother Fluffy with their stupid bullshit. Get fucked, Seth.

Hmmm.
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>>2434156
It's alright, Rose. A Dash sticker would have been tacky anyway.
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>>2434155
I don't know if you're trying to be funny or if you actually didn't catch that he was making fun of you.
Schrodinger's bugsanon
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>>2434149
>Babbies first time outside of /b/
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>>2434153
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>>2434158
>Fluffy hates bronies
>Fluffy creates Fluffy Pony
>Fluffy Pone becomes the worst part of the brony world
>Fluffy goes insane
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>>2434175
>>
Guys, I think my little's bros HS Psyche teacher is a horsefucker. He explicitly stated he wasn't a brony and I think his waifu is TS.
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Can someone tell me what's the deal with Fluffy? All I know is that he makes vectors, runs that Dan vs. MLP tumblr, and started Fluffy pones.
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>>2434171
No.
He just drew Molestia and had Dan kill her or something because he wants the dosh
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>>2434168
So slutty mares are like sexual vampires? They feed on masculinity?
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>>2434186
Nah, I've been going here for 6 years now.
People on 4chan really are just dumb a lot of the time.
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>>2434179
Both that image and that video are bad and you should feel bad
I'm clutching my knees to my chest right now, fuck you
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>>2434189
>Fluffy hates bronies more
>creaties a tumblr ironically mocking them
>bronies find it and think it's hilarious and that Dan is Fluffy's insert
>Fluffy dies
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>>2434165
The eyes need some work but nice.
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>not filtering properly
>2012
ishiggidydiggidydoo
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>>2434155
>implying you have anything that would qualify as a talent
You spend too much time in the internet trying to milk reactions to be taken seriously.
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>>2434197
if you've ever walked in on him fapping to pony porn then yes he's probably a bro who posts in mlpg
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>>2434209
They feed on sex of any kind. Preferably cock.
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>>2434184
>not understanding a turnabout
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>>2434208
yyyyeah...
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>>2434210

>not using a chewing gif
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WE HAVE DRAWFAGS IN HERE, SOMEONE DRAW MOTH PONES.
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>>2434197
>autsimhorn
It doesn't matter what he is, avoid him.
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>>2434207
He used to be one of us. He's a delicate guy though and ended up leaving after he inevitably got upset. It's a pity he's gone though because he made some great stuff and hosted a high quality stream on episode days.
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>>2434231
I understood it, you're just dense enough that I wasn't sure if it was on purpose.
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>>2434168
That would be pretty cool. And no man can resist a Slutty Mare's ass pheromones. Before too long, every man on earth will have transformed into a Slutty Mare. And then there will be no dicks left. And the Slutty Mares' vaginas will starve and their race will die out.

You're talking crazy, nigger.
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>>2434207
he also used to stram for us, he became more popular in the fandom at large and what he found out there filled him with hat
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>>2434197
Wait when would a teacher say that he isn't a brony?

And how do you know that his wiafu is TS?
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>>2434227
Can they fuel each other, or do they merge into a Super Slutty Mare if they have sex with each other?
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>>2434244
>and hosted a high quality stream on episode days.
>high quality stream

What? People only went to the super seekrit stram because the chat.
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>>2434221
The much bigger problem is I have no concept of line weight right now, I think. But yeah the eyes went kinda...wonky. D'oh well, something to work on.
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>>2434247
Then only the subbiest of the slutty mares will be able to get the dick they desire.
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>>2434235
i could be seeing things but i have the strangest feeling that anon posted a cropped image
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>>2434244
>high quality stream
Nigga that was dirt quality
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>>2434244
>high quality stream

more like "secret circlejerk stream"
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>>2434259
I went for the video
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>>2434231
>implying adding irony on an already ironic statement is a turnabout
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>>2434260
>no concept of line weight
You and me both, brotha.
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>>2434209
Maybe. That would be pretty awesome.
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>>2434264
Don't you mean the most dominant? Once word gets out that you turn into a slutty mare if you fuck a slutty mare the only slutty mares that can get sex would be the ones willing to take it.
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>>2434260
>no concept of line weight
i know that feel
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>>2434256

>fusion
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>>2434252
>>2434244
So what's the deal now?
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>>2434288
No, being a slutty mare is all about receiving the sex. A slutty mare will have to be extra slutty to trick other slutty mares into giving sex.
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Guys I've been thinking.
The fandom has reached rock bottom a long time ago but now more and more people outside realize it.
I mean some of them wanted to stop using bronies because of the more obsessed fuckers.


Do you think that the fandom is very slowly starting to improve? That there is still hope?
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>>2434259
Terse's streams were classier.
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>>2434223
>implying I'm not actually trying to save you would-be artists from wasting your time and effort
I'm doing you a favour here. Look how depressed they all get for a fruitless effort
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>>2434297
He saw what happened to Fluffy Pony.
>>
I am willing to pay 200 dollars for high quality drawing of Hobo Pone sleep raping Sleepyhead.
Who I ask?
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>>2434299
No
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>>2434308
And funnier, Terse is a good guy.
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>>2434297

>what's the deal now

He wasn't satisfied with the attention we gave him and just left. Simple as that.
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>>2434308
Rose's streams were the best. Fact.
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>>2434317
Tess
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>>2434317
Ross
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>>2434310
Fuck you I'm happy as a clam

S'all about the mindset, brudda
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>>2434317
Jr will draw anything
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>>2434299
I don't care.
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>>2434317
Rose.
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>>2434288
That is, after waves of MLPGers seek out Slutty Mares on their own once they hear the good news.
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>>2434320
>implying
He's an asshole
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>>2434270

>secret circlejerk stream

You sound upset that you couldn't get in. There were plenty of anons in there.
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>>2434310
>implying I have any interest in drawing
Nope. I just point out that you are just shitposting.

Please have the last word as it should be from your first post.
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>>2434299
There's a part of me deep down that hopes it only gets worse. There's something incredibly entertaining about watching a large group of people sink into depravity and autism. I don't think I will be satisfied until I see a flutterfag actually go postal on someone who says something bad about Fluttershy
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>>2434330
wakka pls go
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>>2434322
This.
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>>2434311
Ah shit. That can't be good.

>>2434322
So he was a straight up Attention whore?
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>>2434311
I dont think he has. At least, not yet.
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>>2434330
Draw me a Rarity
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>>2434342
But it wasn't high quality.
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>>2434320
>Not trying to get into Fluffy's stream an hour early
>Not failing.
>Not freaking out
>Not getting in right as the show started
>Not watching Strawberry Waifus
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>>2434322
Well there was that one guy that waited around all day for Fluffy to post, then spent al his time telling Fluffy he was shit. That was a major factor in him leaving here.
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>>2434330
Good for you! Now divert that mindset into an area where you aren't destined to be forever mediocre, at best
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>>2434339

>terse is an asshole

Do we have some newblood in here or is everyone suddenly up in arms about everything?
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>>2434348
>So he was a straight up Attention whore?

Yeah, kinda, he was a "contributor" but also an annoying whiny bitch
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>>2434331
Wrong, actually.
He has turned down a few requests
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>>2434349
Ne he saw it.
The bronies made sure he had it shoved in his face 24/7 figuring he would be proud of it.
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>>2434331
He's currently drawing a fart and vomit commission for $1.5k I believe. BUT he's said no to some commissions...
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>>2434364
would you hug a berrykin

non-sexually
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>>2434367
>Implying one guy.

Dude, unless that guy got some script, I can tell you it was more than one guy.
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>>2434311
have they made fucked up edits of his fluffy ponies, ive seen what they did to art-anon's and rose's but i don't remember seeing any of fluffy's
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>>2434357
Man I like just drew rarity
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>>2434333
>>2434331
>>2434326
>>2434324
I'm getting mixed signal guys.
I only want one picture of hobo horse using his bindle to brutally rape Rose OC.
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>>2434375
Like what?
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>>2434370
He wasn't like that at the beginning.
Well not that big of an attention whore anyway
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>>2434370
So what did he "contribute" other than the stream?
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>>2434339
>Terse
>asshole
What? How the fuck even?
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>>2434348

>a straight up attention whore

Yeah, pretty much. We really liked his stuff too even though we didn't fucking slob on his knob like he wanted. We were all grateful for his streams and his art was nice, he just flipped the fuck out.
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>>2434379
>$1.5k
whoa
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>>2434379
>for 1.5k
About ponies?
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>>2434389
>his
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>>2434368
I've got other shit goin' on too.

I just really like drawing. It's a fun hobby.
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>>2434342
I genuinely can't understand how no one could find it
I joined MLPG about a day before Sweet and Elite, and I found Fluffy's stream in time for the episode the next day. It was literally a case of fucking googling /co/ pony stream Fluffy secret

I was literally fresh out of brony-fandom I even still used nopony and everypony
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>>2434385
No, it was one guy. He posted about it occasionally.
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>>2434389
>his
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>>2434395
Static boring vectors.
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>>2434379
He turned that down, nitwit.
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>>2434395
he made vector pics
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>>2434379
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
>$1.5K
I have never even considered suicide before this moment.
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>>2434364
>not camping out two hours early, only to find the stream half-full already
>not coming in an hour-and-a-half early to find the stream full because some fuckwad linked it in the General
Shit was crazy.
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>>2434369
>>2434397
Terse really is a legitimate arsehole.
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>>2434368
People can have a hobby and not need to be good at it.
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>>2434368
If only you could follow you own advice regarding trolling.

Please return to pic spamming, it is more discreet shitposting than you trying to express opinions.
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>>2434298
Would this eventually lead to the dominate slutty mares becoming less slutty? Would whatever strange magic makes and shapes a slutty mare eventually make them male so they can better satisfy the especially slutty mares?
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>>2434395
Literally thousands of vector images.
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>>2434214
CHECK THIS SHIT OUT THEN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chOfSxh9Yq4

NOW WITH SOUND
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>>2434387
Yep. His version of fluffy ponies are a "specie" of them.
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>>2434369
He's an asshole, but that doesn't stop us from loving him
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>>2434411
>>2434406
ITS A PORN PICTURE
IT WILL HAVE A PENIS RATHER I WANT IT TO OR NOT.
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>>2434254
I dunno, but my little bro told me he had a TS on his desk, and someone in his class asked him about it. I wouldn't doubt it though, he seems Internet Savy enough. Also, the girls fucking love him and he doesn't seem like the type to spill his spaghetti.
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>>2434389
Hobo Pony is a girl.
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>>2434379
He turned that down, actually
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>>2434379
>$1.5K
I don't believe you
I don't want to believe you
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>>2434410
You really believe that? Every time a "contributor" is attacked is it just one guy? Like I said, unless that guy has some kind of script and don't suffer the cooldown, I can tell you it was more than one guy.
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>>2434389
He'd probably do it
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>All these new people
Holy shit. I thought everyone was joking.

My god at least have the decency to lurk for a few months first.
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>>2432990
>Hour late reply

Friday, 9pm EST or so.
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>>2434437
Like that ever changed anything
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>>2434379
i thought he turned that one down cause of how long it would take
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>>2434415
>BUCKETS OF SEMEN.
>RABBIT DEMON THINGS.
>1000 DOLLARS FOR THIS IMAGE
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>>2434416

Atleast people jumped on the faggots that did link it in the general.
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>>2434417
Explain, please. I want to hear this.
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>>2434409
Also it didn't help that someone posted it once after it became the super secret club.
Really most people went there because the chat and the fact that there were no bronies.
I still can't see why.
Ignore the fucking chat in the other streams and just use the General.
It's more fun like this anyway.
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>can't art
>can't vidya
>can't human contact
>can't even even sleep
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>>2434444
I dont see why I must give a fuck about some random artist.
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>>2434425
Fuck you ;_;
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>>2434419
>implying I'm trolling
It's like you're not even reading what I'm saying. Alas, my message would be lost on you it seems
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>>2434441
>Needing a script to reply to posts
Nigga. I think you're thinking about this wrong.
Fluffy posts
Some guy replies to that post with something along the lines of "fuck off you're shit"
He does this as a reply to every one of Fluffy's posts
This guy posts about how he waits for Fluffy to post so he can do this
You dont need a script to do that. You dont need to dodge flood detection to do that.
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>>2434456
I love Terse, but his manner tends to switch from overly cutesy prase everything and everyone to bitter smarm at a whim.

It's odd.
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>>2434444
Lurking is for gaylords! I'd rather post fast!
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Don't libel Terse, guys. He'll get MLPG shut down in court.
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>>2434444
Dude calm down
A few months is quite a long time and we haven't really talked about Fluffy a long time
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>>2434468
>my message would be lost on you it seems
Pretty much you can leave now.
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>>2434421
Life finds a way, I suppose.
After a while the world will be full of extremely submissive Slutty Mares and slightly dominant Slutty Futa Mares.
They'd all be equally slutty, though.
Utopia.
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>>2434462
Then stop posting about it and fuck off.
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>>2434458
What was the channel name?
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>>2434444
>implying anyone here is new
I can only see maybe that guy asking who Fluffy is
Big fucking deal, one guy, and he's asking in a nice way
We never talk about Fluffy - lurking won't help him worth shit
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>>2434484
No.
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>>2434425
that shits awesome yo
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>>2434474
...Have you met many british people?
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>>2434468
>It's like you're not even reading what I'm saying.
If only I was this wise.
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>>2434364
>that feel when there are 49 viewers
>you got the last space there.
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>>2434338
>the world as we know it collapses thanks to the slutty mare apocalypse
>once word of the transformation spreads people begin banding together and creating fortresses so that they may survive the coming storm
>people from the MLPG allow themselves to be infected by slutty mares
>once they are infected they seek shelter with groups of survivors so that they can have plenty of cock when they turn
>>
Why is tonight such shit, MLPG? Yes I know I'm not helping
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>>2434444
The amount of people asking asinine questions about shit that happened a few months ago really puts the age of posters and their preferred topics of conversation into perspective.
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>>2434458
>Ignore the fucking chat in the other streams and just use the General.
>It's more fun like this anyway.

>tfw doing this since season 1.

Fluffy's chat was as retarded as every other stream, MLPG is more fun.
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>>2434500
life is just shit
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>>2434500

Well...the first half of the thread was pretty nice.
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>>2434500
Waiting for GW2 beta weekend
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>>2434496
I interacted with British people once.
They were very nice and very helpful but seemed so distant and cold.
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>>2434500
New people think thread history is important, so they keep questioning about it. Other people feel the need to reply.
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>>2434470
Oh I see we were talking about two different things. Yeah, there was THAT annoying guy but he wasn't the only one who didn't like Fluffy.
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>>2434489
He could always explore the waters.
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>sitting here eating toast with butter while reading the MLPG
>look at my toast
>look at the MLPG

How do you think the main six likes their toast, MLPG.
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>>2434516
Why?
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>>2434488
Fluffy butts I think? I don't remember
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>>2434517
That's because we all have a facade to maintain

Honestly, the shit I have to put up with a smiling and polite response...
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>>2434528
They like it the way Sweetie Belle fixes it.
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>>2434499
This needs to be a fic.
No.
A movie.
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>>2434530
/fluffy__butts iirc
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>>2434528
Crispy with a Dash of cinnamon
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>>2434508
Same here
But it sucked during S1 since we only had one stream and the cap was 50 people.
I didn't thought streams were so great. I just left the General for no spoilers and after two hours download the shit quality version posted in the general.


Then I got into the Call of Cutie stream. Tried to never miss a stream ever since.

FUCK THAT LAPTOP FAN I COULD BARELY HEAR THE TV
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>>2434539
No.
Real life.
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>>2434483
>horror stories circulate about a pony who lacks a vagina and turns down sex when it is offered
>the oldest slutty mares and slightly slutty futa mares all tell the young ones that it is just a story, but the horror in their eyes speak volumes
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>>2434532

Who doesn't like their toast a little dark?
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>>2434526
I did the exact same back in /co/ in September/October 11
I can't count how many times I asked "Who is this, what did they do, why do we always say x?" but I always made sure to apologise for being new, we just didn't discuss it

And you know how I was treated?
Kindly, helpfully and with no ill responses. People are far more eager to jump down new people's throats in /mlp/ and frankly it's shameful
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Someone owes me 200 dollars.
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>implying Double Dash wasn't the best MK
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>>2434548
Bwahaha was it Basil, right?
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>>2434553
and liquid
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>>2434553
Applejack, country pony
She doesn't like anything a little dark
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>>2434544
That is a tiny-ass cup of coffee.

'Course knowing Dash it's probably an extra large cup of expresso.
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>>2434481
>implying he can leave
>implying he wasn't always a shitty troll from /co/ that became addicted to MLPG and is doomed to follow us around in hope of a response

protip: he doesn't even watch the show. bugsanon's fate is the most tragic among the eternaly damned
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>>2434528

>Twilight
prepared exactly as in her cookbook
>pinkie
with sugar and cinnamon
>rarity
neatly buttered and eaten carefully
>fluttershy
makes twice as much, throws half to birds
>applejack
with butter, made without any real care
>dash
eats it while goin fast
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>>2434557
It wasn't.
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>>2434556

>rape is happening

I didn't want my shits anyway.
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>>2434554
^ this

Simmer the fuck down people
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>>2434415

The reason it's $1500 is because it was a series of images, not just one. About $75 a page, though.

He turned it down, because he didn't want to hate the next two months of his life.

or it could've been another commision, because it was mainly RD farts and belches, iirc.
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>>2434528
AJ likes hers with some Apple butter and toasted a deep golden brown, just shy of burning. Of course, this is assuming white bread.
Twilight likes hers lightly toasted and evenly painted with a low-fat butter.
Rarity prefers hers moderately toasted, so that it's firm enough to support and even layer of cream cheese.
Dash doesn't watch her toast, so it's usually burned and slathered in some sort of jam to hide the burnt taste.
Pinkie toasts hers to perfection each time without trying, and then dumps whipped cream, sprinkles, and a cherry on it.
Fluttershy has simple, plain toast, lightly browned.
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>>2434554
newfags should always be told to lurk moar
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>>2434554
People gets really mad with outsiders since we moved here.
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>>2434569
Dude.

It's ross. He admitted it.
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>>2434556
>no animated thrusting
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>>2434554
>People are far more eager to jump down new people's throats in /mlp
They are paranoid because we're surrounded by retards outside and don't want to let them in the General.
Look I understand but there are many guys out there that aren't faggots or are quite nice
We should at least give them a chance.
We were doing this from the beginning and now look at us. We're like bitter old men that yell at everyone to get off our lawn.
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>>2434589
He didn't.
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>>2434556
AHAHAHAHA.
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>>2434556

>rape is happening
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>>2434587

Sadly this is the case with a lot of things, we've become even more irritable because of this fucking move.
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>>2434528

Dry and white.
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>>2434571
>toast with sugar and cinnamon
that shit is delicious
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>>2434526
>>2434576
>>2434584
>>2434587
>>2434554
>>2434598

I'm sorry...
;_;
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>>2434550
I know.
;;;;;_;;;;;
>>
Thank god for
ponykart.net/mlpg

Why didn't we come up with this sooner
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>>2434587
Paranoid my friend.

We have been hurt before.
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>>2434598
>>People are far more eager to jump down new people's throats in /mlp/

Well we do have a lot of vore discussion these days...
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>>2434556
Oh you.
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>>2434589
Oh I could reveal who I truly am, but that's just no fun at all, now is it?
Regardless of who I am, by point is not swayed by it - the fact that you attribute Ross to me is frankly funny, but pitiful for your sakes.
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>>2434568
Dash probably doesn't even like coffee. Caffeine is a dehydrate and makes you piss more than usual. I always drink a double shot before a long run though, caffeine can increase blood flow
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>>2434615
We have one on the submarine. No one uses it.
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>>2434614
Would you let me infect you, anon?
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>>2434623
>>2434623
okay anon you made me chuckle
Have some ponies
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>>2434609
Now add some honey.
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>>2434620
>Posting OC's
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>>2434634
i remember going there after the other streams kept fucking up on at least one episode this season
>>
Stop making me want toast, assholes.
I just fucking ate and the fact that I have some homemade apple butter does not help.
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>>2434647
>AJ
>Mage
Nigga what
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>>2434628
you're trying to cover your tracks, ross
I remember your "critique" on yourself
it was complete bullshit
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>>2434653
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Can we go back to horsefucking, please?
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>>2434650
You don't mix honey with cinnamon and sugar
what the FUCK are you thinking?
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>>2434669
Is a roleplaying game after all.
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>>2434672
>meat balls
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clink
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>>2434665
Shit, I wish I had some apple butter. I'd have toast right nyeaow.
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>>2434669

Son it's an RPG, she can be anything she wants.
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>>2434650
Nigga. Let me tell you how it's done.
Toasted slice of sourdough bread
Cream cheese on top
Throw some grilled peaches on there
Add honey and balsamic vinegar on top
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>>2434620
I know, man, but it's been almost three months, it's time to leave that "lifeboat" bullshit. Yesterday some random tripfag came here to ask if Hoppip was the one who made the Lyra Plushie...he got like ten replies telling him to get the fuck out...what's up with that? It wasn't like he was going to stay on MLPG, he just asked a question.

Can't you fuckers calm the fuck down?
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>>2434673
>horsefucking
No. Human fucking.
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>>2434635
Well, of course. The sooner the better.
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>>2434683
I don't like the unnecessary space you put in there.
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>>2434689
Enchantment?
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>>2434673
Uh... Well...

I'd say yes, but I like weird stuff that not everyone's into so I probably shouldn't.
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>>2434670
>implying it wasn't genuine critique about Ross and his personality flaws
>implying you aren't blinding yourself wilfully from the truth
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>>2434673

>horsefucking

But those are humans.

Proceed.
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>>2434700
>meaty meatballs
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>>2434670
Yeah, I remember that shit, too. It was like, "Oh ross your forms are really dynamic but I guess you could improve."
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>>2434697
oh god those hideous designs
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>>2434678
Then put some butter on there before the cinnamon-sugar.
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>>2434685
>fizz
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>>2434696
We've always been like that.
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>>2434702
Enchantment!
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>>2434672
Still the best food pony ever
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>>2434707
Shut up, Ross.
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>>2434673
A few of us are talking about Slutty Mares.
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>>2434718
splorp
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>>2434712

>chef boyardee spaghetti and XL meatballs
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>>2434721
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>>2434697
you disgust me
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>>2434707
>Not crying in a pool of your own tears for being called Ross
Ok Ross.
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>>2434554
>People are far more eager to jump down new people's throats in /mlp/ and frankly it's shameful
Honestly, I hate blaming others but that's pretty much why. New people join MLPG and they get this idea in their head that the old ways are the best and become a complete and utter caricature of old MLPG.
Sad state of affairs, really...
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>>2434696
I'm a little tired of us jumping on each other all the fucking time, but when some fag comes in here I'm totally behind telling him to get fucked.

If somebody new wants to come in, that's cool, but not with a shitty identity.
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>>2434698
You're the best!
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>>2434731
I remember the fic about her.
It was horrifying.
>What are you going to do with that knife, Anon?
Terrible things, you delicious pony.
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>>2434731

>nutella pone
>the best

But most of the food pones are good.
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>>2434714
>Implying Ross is not a great drawfag.

Sure he can't draw hands or feet, but come the fuck on, his finished drawings are really cool (even if they are those awful designs).
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>>2434748
We Ross now?
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>>2434707
If you aren't Ross the only other person I can think shitposting this much was Firelord.
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>>2434714
>imfuckingplying
I'm laughing for real right now
I criticised Ross primarily, and his art secondarily. I never mentioned a dynamic pose. I just praised his Adventure Time and Regular Show style emulation, but his wasted potential with the content he wilfully shits out when it comes to pones, or rather the lack thereof

As I said, you are so unwilling to face the truth that you'd rather attribute me to something else you don't like in an attempt to escape it
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>>2434762
>pepperbronies
>>
>>2434764

shut up ross

You never finish anything.
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>>2434764
>Finished
Yeah, those two pics were ok. Not great, but they were alright.
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>>2434762
I'm still trying to think of a good way to write Pizzapone.

It's harder than it sounds.
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>>2434771
Woah fuck
it's been a while since that whole business
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>>2434771
susan test
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>>2434762
Shame we don't write about them anymore...
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>>2434760
;)
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>>2434499
Would a male that had been infected by a slutty mare still prefer to use his penis, or would only want it up the ass?
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>>2434767
[RossRossRoss]
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>>2434749

>get the idea that the old ways are the best and become a caricature

The old ways were pretty good, they're just trying a little too hard sometimes.
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>>2434764
Not really. His style hides a lot of his problems with perspective and proportion.

He's fine, but he's not glorious, even though he acts like he is.
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>>2434788
You're gonna make me blush...
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>>2434764
Ross finishes pictures now? Man, I've been gone too long.
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>>2434590
Fine you fucker, make me do all the work.
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>>2434720
There were always new trips on episode days on /co/ and I don't remember any of them getting so much hate replies for a simple silly question.

>>2434756
I agree but not all the people out there knows what MLPG is and they probably think is just another thread in a board full of tripfags.
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>>2434749
Old MLPG wasn't that much better
We discussed the show more because we barely had information about the show and could speculate for a lot of things
We can still do the same today but it takes more effort to find new topics
Also there was a lot less porn and porn discussion.
But to say it was incredible and that now all MLPG are shit is just a case of nostalgia.
>>
welp

these threads cant get any shittier

seems like a good time to leave mlpg
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>>2434687
I've got apple butter.

Homemade, yo.
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>>2434811
jesus christ man spoiler that shit at least.
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>>2434786

Man, he's like the fucking OG of "please respond".

>starting JT threads on /co/
>the only one posting
>Our fizz when
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>>2434738
>a long, thick breadstick with a hard exterior and fluffy interior
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>>2434771
>Firelord will never hat us again
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>>2434809
He occasionally finishes some of his furry shit. But that's pretty rare.
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>>2434815
see ya in about an hour
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>>2434815
See you in the morning~!
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>>2434811
unf
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>>2434815
Have a pleasant evening. We'll see you tomorrow.
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>>2434811
>rape/100
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>>2434792
Well, you become a slutty mare, so your penis becomes a vagina.
After the world's population is replaced by slutty mares, biology necessitates that the more dominant Slutty Mares become futas.
In that case, I don't see anything wrong with getting and giving dick. It's all good.
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>>2434820
>thick brown paste
>crapple butter

Very clever
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>>2434774
>want to call out as Ross
>know that Ross would never do that to himself
Fuck this bullshit
I refuse to believe we have another shitposter. I literally fucking refuse
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>>2434828
>firelord
>not Mr.Hate
He waas better than him in every way
We even made him a banner
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>>2434850
Anon. You're being stupid.
You dont need to be a mare to be a slutty mare. You just need to love being girly and pleasing others.
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>>2434774
So the "wasted potential" line, concerning Ross' abominations, came from bugsanon?

I knew I should had never taken this seriously.
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>>2434863
What happened with that crazy mexican?
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>>2434863
>That edit from SotC.

Hah but Mr. Hate was kinda more Ika.

Firelord really, really hated us.
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>>2434762
Especially Cock Sauce
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>>2434850
>Implying being the best slutty mare you can be doesn't mean leaving everyone smiling and satisfied

I would volunteer for the futa treatment. Just so long as I can keep making other ponies feel good.
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>>2434866
slutty trap?
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>>2434853
It's Ross dude
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>>2434876
That fucker hate everything.
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>>2434850
I'm talking about what happens between being infected and actually becoming a slutty mare. Once the vagina grows in it is obvious that is going to be used, but before that what is the favored method of having sex?
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>>2434867
Yes. Bugsanon called out Ross on wasting his potential and Ross reacted as predicted
We collectively lost our shit at how mad Ross got
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>>2434830
>Pretty rare
>Read that as "pretty mare"
WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE DONE TO ME??
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>>2434813
I wasn't saying it's that much better, but at least once the major culprits i.e. Madmax and that whole crew left we weren't jumping down every tripfags throat that we saw.
Hell, we even respected some people.
Now people even get on contributing tripfag's cases.
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>>2434828
;_;

maybe we should pay a visit
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>>2434863
>>
a factory of applejacks
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>>2434866
>Anon in charge of reading the thread
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>>2434890
>tfw mr hate hat us
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>>2434877
>you will never a Thai ladyboy pony
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>>2434876
He also hated us at the beginning but slowly he started liking us. Well like is a bit to much but still
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>>2434877
>Cock Sauce

I see what you did there.
All the same, I would blow Pizzapone's breadstick till she blew her hot mozzarella load inside
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>>2434853
>>2434882
And thus you have perfectly demonstrated my point.
Amazing. This is psychologically unhealthy, you know?
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>>2434887

You like pretty mares, don't you anon?
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>>2434890
Classic
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>>2434879
>slutty trap?
Should I repost that trap temple exploration greentext?
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>>2434904
Yeah, that's what I said he was more like Ika.

I remember how Firelord spammed us when /a/ won that football match and he tried to send us to /a/
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>>2434917
N-No.
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>>2434912

>this is psychologically unhealthy you know

You do realize that's a hypocritical thing to say, right?
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>>2434885
Well, I suppose wanting it in your mouth and ass more and more until your vagina is finished.
>>2434866
But I wanna be a mare...
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>>2434917
all ponies are pretty to me
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>>2434912
I've been studying your posts as autistic as this sounds and you write unnervingly similar to a writefag

Like, scarily similar. I wonder if you're one of them. Jealous of the drawfag attention?
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>>2434917
>tfw you will never be the pretty mare in a pretty dress
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>>2434932
You can. You can be a cute slutty mare with a cute ponycock.
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>>2434906
Wouldn't Alfredo sauce be a better choice? Something seems wrong with the idea that red, chunky stuff comes out of her penis.
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>>2434787
I thought the Tabasco stories started back up again.
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>>2434890
Ah, good times.
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>>2434947

You mean marinara sauce?
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>>2434947
Mozzarella, not marinara, silly.
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>>2434912
Says the guy who preaches a gospel with no pulpit with the same image.

It's kinda funny how, if you directly call out artists like you did with Scherzo and Full Stop earlier in this thread, they just scoff and keep on as always.

I'm going to ask you a question you ask everyone else: Why do you insist when you know what you're doing is futile?
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>>2434943
unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF
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>>2434947
Only if she is a chicken pizza.
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>>2434917
Perhaps more than I should...
Dig my captcha. It's proof.
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Oh good. I'm just in time for the pretty mares in dresses shit.
>mfw
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>>2434952
Not really. We got a few coke feels since, but I don't think there's been any new Tabasco.
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>>2434940
taw, pacce, aspirant, darf, chistery or terse
yeah i could see that actually. he writes nice
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>>2434966
>to the tune of Entrance of the Gladiators
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>>2434955
>tfw madmax hats us
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>>2434978
>replacing decoy captcha word with pony

Holy shit, I'm not the only one?
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>>2434983

Oh we would know if it was terse. He's the most verbose fucking poster here.
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>>2434983
None of them seem like the kind of people to do that. Maybe Nathan.
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>>2434983
He doesn't look like Aspirant, TAW or Darf. Can't tell about the others it's been a while since I read something about those faggots
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>>2434994

Awww shit, I do that too nigga.
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>>2434981
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>>2434994
i do it every time im not too lazy to just leave it blank
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>>2434995
Terse has successfully anon'd several times even while arguing with the thread.
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>>2434932
Well you would be a mare eventually. I just want to know if I should focus on the penis or the ass being used if I try an interactive greentext where you can take down a group of survivors from the inside after being infected by a slutty mare.
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>>2434994
I don't even type it.
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>>2434982
http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2397145.html#p2397256
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>>2435016
My nigga
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>>2434994
I just type tits.

I...I don't know why...
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New Horse is nigh, fellow pony fuckers.
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>>2434995
>>2435009
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>>2434959
The genes argument is merely a part of my agenda, oh naive one. And it has worked, thankfully. I saw those posts last night about that drawfag saying he feels like giving up
Good! Maybe then he could use this time on actually being productive and forming a better mindset. The mere fact that I helped someone is what keeps me here

As for Scherzo and Full Stop; well not everyone is so willing to accept that what they've been working on for months is doomed to failure
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>>2435009

Regardless, I don't think he'd be so analpained about art that he'd go on some crusade with bugs pictures.
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>>2434912
Whatever dude, same shitposting, different asshole poster The only possible way to tell you apart was in a single post of yours.
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>>2435001
>>2434994
>>2434978
My mares
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>>2435009
>tfw you get accused of being terse when you write out a complete argument and use a word everyone should know by now
Most of you shits went to college. Did you learn nothing?
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>>2435000
I'm not 100% sure that it isn't Pacce but it doesn't seem like him either
Don't take my word on it tough
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>>2435014
>hume on hume

Nnnno thanks
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>>2434995
i can imagine terse doing it. he seems like the kind of person who would get kicks out of messing with us
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>>2435036
not really. waste of time and money to be honest.
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>>2435030
True enough.

This is more Dr. White's department, anyway.
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>>2435040
>Giving a fuck about some random troll
You people are beyond autism.
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>>2435028
Must you make them feel like shit, though? I was honestly trying to help him.
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>>2435046
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>>2435036
People kept calling me Ross when I tried to give feedback to Nasse.

So I gave up.
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>>2435036
That fucking feel

It is becoming a real problem
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Guess who's home from work with two maid pone pictures.
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>>2435019
>All those errors.

Don't drink and write, kids.
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>>2435036
i learned a lot about math and drinking
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>>2435069
Anon?
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>not knowing that Bugsanon is Rose
>2015
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>>2435014
Don't fucking tease me, man. That would be too awesome.
I suppose you could go about infecting people however you wanted, but taking cock would be sluttier than giving it.
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>>2435046
Who says that humans are the only ones that don't want to become slutty mares? Maybe you found a mixed group of survivors or maybe they are all ponies.
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>>2435077
He does always show up when Rose is previously in the thread, actually
Huh
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>>2435069
Is it nootsack?
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>>2435069

Oh boy.
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>>2435069
Oh boy oh boy, our savior has arrived.
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You know what would solve all our problems with anonymous shitposting, constantly calling out tripfags, etc. right?
We could go get a non-anonymous board, y'know...
Let's call that the "nuclear option."
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>>2434941
>not participating in the pretty mare quest 2 weeks back
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>>2435076
Yeah I guess anon has some maid pones....anwyays I saw earlier maids getting deleted...are they against the rules now?
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>>2435036
>implying we all are native english speakers
>implying even native english speakers following science-related studies would give a second fuck to decorate their point with verboseness
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>>2434957
>>2434958
My bad.

Would you drink beer straight from Beer Diamond Dog's tap?
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>>2435100
Fuck that shit, I samefag a lot
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>>2435103
What? No.
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>>2435103
New. Just a janitor being an ass and thinking they are anthro.
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>>2435100
but we've had plenty of non-anon shit posters
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>>2435103
overzealous janitor, that's all.
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>>2435102
That was shit and you know it.

>>2435103
nope. Just a janitor being stupid.
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>>2435119
>New

I meant Naw.
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>>2435109
You made me try to deep throat a full beer bottle that night.
It was fun.
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>>2435114
Oh good then here. Have Maid Twilight
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>>2435103
Some crazy fucking janitor was classifying every pony standing on two legs as "anthro".
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>>2435131
>that little pen
Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng!
Great job.
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>>2435100
Go fuck yourself.
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>>2435109
Too high in calories. I'll drink white liquors every once in a while, but eugh.
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>>2435137
Well that means the cartoon is anthro.
Can't watch it anymore.
have fun you guys I'm out.
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>>2435131
oh shit that's kawaii
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>tfw you guys let bugsanon semi-derail the thread again
Guys
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>>2435057
What part of "troll" don't you understand?
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Time to kill horse?
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>>2435167
Derail it from what? Nothing was going on.
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Which pony is most /mu/?
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>>2435167

i would just ignore him

but i'm really bored
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2435131
That's very cute, but she seems more like a secretary than a maid.
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>>2435091
This is the only Bugs-related thing I've done- he's usually putting down artists the same time I'm trying to support them it's quite a pain when I'm already doing that part poorly.
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>>2435179
Fluttershy
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>>2435171
He isn't trolling
He genuinely believes this
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>>2435179
None. /mu/ is too hip for them
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>>2435167
He needs attention. We can't let him starve!
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>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
>>2435190
FIRE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2435078
I'll start this up if I get at least two people who want to play. Just tell me if you want humans, ponies, or both.
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>>2435178
Fuck that, we had a lovely talk about fetlocks, rose, jessy and tess were drawing
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>>2435186
Stop being so even-tempered when I'm trying to spread FUD about you. Gosh.
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>>2435131

Damn nigga that's kawaii.
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>Hope we could talk about him a little
>New horse looming

Aww... Man this always happens.
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Fuck it time to kill this thread
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>>2435171
I'll try harder to understand, sorry.
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>>2435204
>Filename
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>>2435204
I'm thinking humans getting turned into Slutty Mares.
Where/when are you thinking about doing this?
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>>2435186
He sounds more like an extremely envious person than a simple troll.

It's hard to believe he's not Ross.
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>>2435255
How foolish of me
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>>2435235
I don't know. I have a headache after playing Amnesia with my cousin all day and am using this as a way to unwind. It'll happen in the new thread if more players show up, otherwise I'll just post about whatever catches my fancy.
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>>2435255
You can use that too.
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>>2435289
Okee Dokee, I'll be there.
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>>2435338
Too slow.
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>>2435347
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>>2435338
Haven't seen a single pink in your reports yet.
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>>2435445
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>>2435445

because Pink is shit.
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>>2435480
The fuck you sayin', punk?
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>>2435678
>>2435202
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>>2435678
We ded because we're in a new horse, Urist.
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>>2435678
Here, dear anon >>2435190
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>>2435678
I'm pretty sure you can edit the txt file for it.

I heard the modder made it pretty beginner-friendly that way
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>your hands are on your knees as you try to catch your breath as the gates slide closed behind you
>when the guards on the walls saw the small herd of slutty mares chasing you down they opened the gate and let you into their shelter
>you try not to laugh at how well your plan worked as you are led to the infirmary at gunpoint
>after letting yourself become infected by a Slutty Mare you showered the stink of sex off of you, found a new set of clothing, shaved off the pretty tail that had sprouted while you were in the shower, and convinced the slutty mare that infected you to get her friends together and chase you towards the nearest collection of survivors
>you would have tried putting some moves on the doctor while he examined you, but a security camera made you reconsider
>once you are declared clean you are told to find a place to sleep and a way to make yourself use, then shoved out into the main courtyard
>you look around and consider your options
>you can wait for the handsome doctor to finish his shift, try your luck looking for the person in charge of monitoring the security cameras, or pick someone out of the crowd give me a gender here
>maybe you want to do something other than sex?

I'm tired and cannot guarantee quality or quick responses, but I'll try my best.
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>>2436153

Find security camera operator

Snap his neck and fuck the body.
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>>2436220
No. Anon you are bad at this.
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If the Lyra Questers need this thread I will stop and let them have it.

>>2436220
This is Slutty Mare quest. Necrophiliac Assassin quest is happening in a different thread.
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Christ, if that's how people are going to be you might want to put it on hold or something and get some rest.
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>>2436153
seek out the security cam operator, proceed to seduce
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>>2436153
>Hands
>Slutty mare
>Hands
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>>2436266
>Reading the threads
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>>2436249

I mean seduce and fuck the security camera operator.

snap his neck in the throes of orgasm
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>>2436153
What the fuck?
Is this some kind of anthro slutty mare dystopian society quest?
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>>2436153
Let's cover the security monitor guy first.
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>>2436266
We're still human, dummy.
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>>2436277
>Not staying pure to slutty mares being slutty mares
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>>2436286
We have been infected by a slutty mare and are currently human. We are here so that we can have a steady supply of dick while and after we transform.
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>it will be easier to have fun if the person watching the cameras can be "persuaded" to turn a blind eye
>it isn't too hard to find the small barracks, and it's just as easy to sneak through it thanks to the guards checking the walls for any signs that a slutty mare was able to slip in while everyone was distracted
>the barracks is pretty clean for a post-apocalyptic band of survivors, but the haphazardness of it means it's unlikely that there is anyone with military experience in this group
>seeing another camera keeping an eye on you you forgo sniffing some of the more enticing blankets and head for the door marked OBSERVATION
>you try the door handle but find it locked
>a voice from the other side asks why you are here
>you make up a story about how you used to instal security cameras for a home security company back before the world ended
>the person buys it and the door swings open

Is the security guard a male or female?
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>>2436618
female
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>>2436618
Let's start with a female. We'll seduce guys once our sluttiness develops further.
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>>2436618
Going with female for now. Jumping right into hitting on dudes might not work out.

Later though.
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>you step back to avoid the swinging door and your eyes nearly pop out of your head when you see the security guard
>she's cute and is wearing a tank top and a pair of jeans that fit her body just right
>over that she wears a large jacket with the name of a private security company on it
>she laughs at your surprise and asks if you were expecting the stereotypical overweight mallcop before inviting you inside
>you stare at her ass as she leads you into the booth and almost regret the fact that you are probably going to lose your penis
>your lack of knowledge about security cameras and systems shows, but your slutty mare nature makes you seem shy and nervous instead of stupid and incompetent
>luckily enough she likes shy guys and before long she is making advances on you while she shows you how everything works
>before long you are sitting in the booth's chair and she's grinding against your lap while explaining what all the buttons do
>her grinding intensifies and she tells you that she can guarantee you a spot in the security booth if you do something for her

What does she do with you? Does she go straight to the sex, does she play with her boytoy, or do you take the lead?
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>>2437062
Let her take the lead with it. She'll seal her own fate.
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>>2437062
>if you do something for her

Sounds like she has ulterior motives. Whether that's a nice solid shag or she's going to tease us, I can't say, but there's no question that she's going to be the one 'in charge'
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>she stands up and starts unbuckling your pants
>while she does this he tells you that you are going to make sure she gets off, and if you start making noise and get her caught she'll make sure you go on supply runs until you don't come back
>without thinking you tell her that you're her little slut and will do whatever she asks
>thankfully all she does is tell you that you better make a better toy than her vibrator
>with that she pulls your pants and boxers down to your knees then sheds her jeans and panties and throws them over a monitor
>you get a good view of her wet cunt while she climbs into your lap and lowers herself onto your cock
>her breasts press against your chest while she slides onto your pole and your arms lay at your sides while you await her command
>once she gets the first few inches in she kisses you hard and slams herself down
>she rides you like an animal while her tongue plunders your mouth
>you can feel yourself growing sluttier as she pounds herself against your crotch, and the growing wetness between her legs lets you know she's being affected too
>being used like the slut you are is too much though, and you feel the end approaching
>your hands shoot to her ass and squeeze it hard as you cum
>she breaks the kiss just long enough to call you slut, then her fingers dig into your shoulders and a wave of her fluids soak your crotch
>once the two of you untangle yourselves you start to redress, but a small pain between your legs stops you

Has your slutty behavior earned you a vagina, or is you body just getting ready for one?
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>>2437769
>itshappening.gif
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>>2437769
Maybe we're a futa now. We've got both. Our cock won't disappear until we get some semen in us or something...
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>you watch as your cock and balls shrink slightly as the infection strengthens its grip, but that not what caused the pain
>you slip a hand behind your sack and nearly jump for joy when you feel a mound of sensitive flesh
>you moan and start rubbing your palm against it but the security guards horrified gasp breaks you out of your stupor
>the guard tries to hit the room's panic button, but you grab her wrist and manage to pull her against you
>if she hits that button you'll both be cast out, she's just as infected as you are
>she doesn't believe you and continues trying to escape your grasp, so you simply slip a hand between her legs and whisper a long, drawn-out 'sluuuuuuuut' into her ear
>she shudders and presses against your hand while you continue
>she's such a lucky slut
>she bunks right next to a room full of strong, sexy men
>if she's careful she can please a different one each night and no one will ever know
>a few minutes later you step out of the booth fully clothed and shut the door
>while you listen to the woman masturbate you consider your next move

The showers would be a good place to wash the smell off and find your next target, but you may be able to think of other places where the smell may not be noticeable.
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>>2438155
hmmmm... i think a shower might be a good idea before acquiring our next target
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>>2438155
Showers sound like a good idea.

Might even find a friend in there...
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>>2438155
Good thing we hit a hot girl first. She can spread the infection quickly.
Let's hit the showers and try to find a guy in there.
Also...
That was fucking good...
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>you aren't sure if you want to wash the smell off or look at naked bodies, but you follow the signs and quickly locate the showers
>there two shower buildings: one for males and one for females
>you take a few steps towards the female shower before catching yourself and changing course
>you enter and leave your clothes on a bench before entering the shower
>fantasies about some strong man using you in the middle of a large open shower are dashed as you enter and see that, not only do privacy walls separate each individual shower, but the number of men in hear means that sex will be impossible
>you circle the structure, keeping yours eyes on the floor of each stall so it looks like you are searching for one that isn't disgusting
>once you've gotten a surreptitious eyeful of every man there you enter a stall and begin to wash
>most of them are entirely average, but two stand out
>one of them is a large, manly-man looking fellow with nice muscles and what you hope is a nice cock
>the other is a smaller man who is rather cute and has a nice behind
>you select a target and follow him out of the shower

Who did you pick? The manly man, the cute guy, one of the average men, or did someone else enter while you were showering?
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>>2438458
go for the cute one, our power level might not be up to the manly man yet.
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>>2438458
Go for the big one.
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>>2438458
Manly man
get somma dat bear flank
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>>2438507
What the fuck did I just say
what
What have I become
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>>2438458
It might be fun to get taken by the little guy. Being dominated by someone like that would be perfect for a slut like us.
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>>2438519
You haven't become anything, anon.

Not yet, anyway...
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It looks like we're split evenly.
Odds: Big guy
Evens: Little guy
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I see a split vote.

The manly man will take you if you can convince him you are worth taking.
The cute guy won't be difficult to convince. He may try and insist that you be on top though, but it's possible to convince him otherwise.
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>>2438596
I vote for little guy. It's better to work our way up.
heourn asfd
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Recast your votes. Voting ends five minutes from now.

>>2438614
1 for cute guy.
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>>2438596
I guess I'm in favor of taking the little guy.
The big guy won't be able to resist us once we're fully female.
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>>2438647
Again, little guy.

Looks like someone changed their vote already. Or we have a newcomer.
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>>2438596
go for the cute little guy.
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SEVERS ARE BEING WEIRD BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING QUIT ON US.
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>once you're dry and clothed you set out after the cute guy
>he is sitting on a bench away from the showers, obviously enjoying the warm sun
>you sit down next to him, closer than you would have a few days ago, and comment on the niceness of the weather
>he agree and looks at you out of the corner of his eye
>you open your mouth to introduce yourself, but your jaw snaps just as he places his hand over yours
>he saw you checking him out in the shower
>the answer is yes
>he brushes his hand against your leg then stands up and walks away
>you follow him quickly, trying not to look too eager lest you draw suspicion
>the two of you arrive at the door to his room in a walled off section of subway under the compound
>he kisses you, then opens his door and drags you inside
>the two of you begin doing your best to strip without breaking contact with each other

Decision time.
Both your holes ache for a cock. Your vagina will probably freak him out at first for more reasons than one, but once he's into it you can probably get him to stick it in whatever hole you want. On the other hand, his ass reminds you of the security woman and your dick reminds you that she was a very nice fuck.
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>>2438936
give him the dick
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>>2438953
this. then he can fill our holes. he should be very into it then, lessening the shock from our 'extra' hole.
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>>2438936
Can someone refresh my memory on how the infection spreads?
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>>2438936
It would be a shame to let our new pussy go unused~
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>>2438953
>>2438969
Seconding. We can get him nice and worked up first, and he should be more than willing to do whatever we'd want after.
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>>2438972
If you have sex with a Slutty Mare or someone infected by a slutty mare you become infected with Slutty Mareness.
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>>2438994
And then you gradually transform into one.
I guess we don't know how long it takes for the transformation to become complete, but it seems like sex speeds it up and it starts in the brain.
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>a battle between new instincts and old rages in your head
>your holes ache to be used, but your penis is stiff as a board and begging to be used
>clarity suddenly hits as a question occurs to you
>why not have both?
>you break away from his lips and tell him to bend over
>he turns around and places his hands on the foot of his bed before giving his ass a little shake
>lubricating your dick with the wetness seeping from between your legs you line yourself up
>you slowly push forwards and marvel at how tight he his; his girlish squeal reawakening something in you that you thought to be lost
>long, slow strokes bring you in and out while you work at relaxing his tight pucker
>your speed increases as his sphincter loosens, and soon your balls are slapping against his at the apex of each thrust
>it feels good to have a slut underneath you, but it still feels better to be a slut so you increase your pace
>before long you hit your peak and flood his bowls with semen without breaking stride
>(cont)
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>>2439222
Wait, hold, pussy or ass?
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>>2439295
And post your responses in the next thread. It looks like the Lyra folks will need this one soon.
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One last link in case any of my players can't find me.

>>2439353
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"Uh... There's someone I like. I'm sorry, but it just wouldn't be fair to them, you know?" You grit your teeth and pull the robe over your completely engorged member. The curious glow in her eyes fades and she frowns as it disappears from her sight. You remember seeing that wrenched disappointment in Lyra's face that first night. "I'm flattered, really. I would if I could. Um, and I can't. But there you have it."

"I am sorry to have bothered you." She gathers up her things and turns to depart. "Um, thank you. For not getting upset at me. I forget myself."
"I'm sure you'll make another man very happy." You attempt a nod and a smile as you see her out the door.

That was rough. Aside from getting dressed, what are your plans? Ember is in her study, and who knows what the girls are up to...
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>>2439544
Let's go out and familiarize ourselves with the local area.
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>>2439597
this. be sure to take a little dosh with us, just in case we need it (we do have some, right?). try to keep a low profile while wandering, and try not to get attacked by a mob.

captcha: careful dbackpu
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>>2439597 >>2439650
You put on some warm clothes and pocket some bits in preparation for going out. Surely, Lyra won't begrudge you letting her have some quality time with Bonbon.

As you approach the foyer and get your coat on, a valet addresses you. "Would you like a carriage, sir?"
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Where are we even going? If we're just going to wander, I think we should risk the possibility of running into angry mobs and just go on foot. They seem to be concentrated elsewhere though, so it might be better that way. My vote is for no carriage.
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>>2439753
i think we're just wandering, no particular destination in mind. i agree with the no carriage vote. probably want to remain relatively within distance to the estate (for safety purposes)
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>>2439731
Let's skip the carriage for now.
We're not gonna be traveling that far from the estate anyways, so why take a carriage?
Maybe we could ask the guy a few questions before we leave though.
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I should probably clarify:

The Travis estate is in Castletown, which is set in the foothills surrounding the main Citadel district and Canterlot Castle. It's grandiose and takes up quite a bit of space in the city, even has its own park, but it's no country manor. You could easily traverse Castletown on foot.

Getting to Downtown is a longer slog down the hills, thankfully not too hard since the weather is kept milder than the harsh winter conditions you experienced in Ponyville, with just enough snowfall to keep children entertained.

Entering the Citadel is most likely a no-go, as that's likely reserved for royal business.
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>>2439817
Castletown on foot.
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>>2439817
castletown!
to castletown on foot!
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>>2439817
to castletown! no carriage.
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>>2439753 >>2439767 >>2439806
"No, thanks, I was just going to take a walk and explore the local area. Anything you can tell me about the city, though?"

The valet gives you the above summary. About Castletown, he adds: "I'm afraid there's very little to cater to your kind in this upscale district, apart from that witch... Guillemot was her name, I think. You'll find her establishment hidden in the bazaar."

He continues, "If you're not returning for lunch, I would recommend Pony Joe's, or Le Griff. They don't discriminate there."

So:
Bazaar - go shopping
Guillemot's - human stuff (a witch?)
Le Griff - food
Pony Joe's - food
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>>2439925
pony joe's then the witch
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>>2439925
I vote for Guillemot's
Best to make some friends with other humans who've been here longer than us, we might learn stuff from them
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>>2439925
pony joe's, the witch (probably would be good to meet other humans), then the bazaar maybe? we could get something for bonbon and lyra, or maybe something just for us.
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>>2439925
Let's visit the witch.
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>>2439925
Let's check out the Bazaar, and idly search for the Witch.
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>>2439957 >>2439960 >>2439973
Checking out this "Guillemot" is certainly high on your priorities, but first you resolve to refuel at Pony Joe's.

The regulars here all seem the upscale sort, but not aristocracy. There's a particularly fetching cool white unicorn in the center of the establishment, wearing a black sweater-dress and beret, enjoying a cup of hot chocolate and a paperback novel.

The barrister is a cream-golden unicorn, the eponymous Joe. He welcomes you. "What's your pleasure?"

Pony Joe's is a bakery, smaller than the other eateries you pass by but a very clean and stylish operation. The counter display is filled with donuts, eclaires, cookies and baclava; their entrees include hot soup, vegetarian pizzas and quiche.
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>>2440107
either hot soup or the quiche, and something cool to drink as well. compliment the establishment.
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I almost wish we had gone to Le Griff's just so we could make some sort of chevaline joke.

>>2440107
Let's get some soup
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>>2440107
Hot soup.
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>>2440138 >>2440146 >>2440155
You opt for the soup du jour—onion chowder—and soon have a nice cup of thick, creamy soup in your hands. You compliment Joe on the operation he runs.

"Thanks. I try to keep it maintained through the slow season. Most of my business is from university students, but they're all on vacation right now. It's a shame, you can meet some nice, intelligent folk here." He nods towards the oddly glamorous unicorn in the center of the floor. You silently admit there is something else about her, but you've had about enough of pretty mares for one day.
"Cool drink of water."
"Yeah, no kidding."
"No, I mean—"
"Oh. Ice?"
"Not this time, thanks."

As you sit down to lunch, you notice a few glances directed your way. You're not the only nonpony in the establishment—you count some donkeys, and a zebra—but you are probably the only human on the block. Then you realize they're not looking at you, but at the oddly magnetic unicorn in the clingy black dress at the table next to you. Then you realize she's surreptitiously taken out a sketchbook and is magicking her pencil while stealing glances at you.
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>>2440284
Continue like nothing is happening. Let the mare draw.
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>>2440284
unicorn drawfag at pony joe's. heh. well, might as well enjoy our soup and let her sketch away. maybe approach her once we're finished and see if we can check out her sketches.
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>>2440314
>>2440325
not coughing HIPSTER before returning to your food
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>>2440389
Don't offend the fancy unicorn please.
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>>2440314 >>2440325
You want no trouble, at least not until you finish your soup. After emptying your bowl, you wait a moment, looking in the artist's direction to make sure she's been looking at you. You catch her eyes for an awkward split-second and finally resolve to approach her.
"I noticed you've been sketching. I really enjoy seeing art, myself... could I take a look?"
"Oh, well, it's nothing to be particularly proud of, just practicing." Her language is clear and crisp, a refined but unplaceable accent. "But if you insist... I hope you don't mind I was using you as a model. I don't often get the chance to study a human in their natural state."

Looking through her recent sketches, you first see some amazingly detailed studies of your hands: holding the spoon, holding the glass, resting on the table, etc. Every knuckle and crease in your skin, every hair is lovingly rendered in soft pencil. Next is a set of studies on your legs and feet, and then shoulders and neck, your ears. Finally, she attempted to put it all together in a full-body rendition of you hunched over a pony-size table eating soup. She's signed the last one "Rarity".
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>>2440488
Complement her skill and ask about the name.
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>>2440488
>study a human in their natural state
Dohoho.

>Rarity
"Rarity?
Like, the Rarity who owns the Carousel Boutique in Ponyville?
Oh man, what are the odds!
I'm from Ponyville too!"
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>>2440539
Let's try to not sperg out here.
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>>2440488
ask her if she's a student, and also ask if she's willing to part with some of those sketches
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>>2440551
It would give us something to talk about.
Maybe we could do it with a bit less enthusiasm and a bit more class, but we should at least stay and make a bit of small talk with her other than "Hi who are you?".
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>>2440539
9: The Sperg is strong with this one.
You recall seeing this name and finally put two and two together: this is Rarity, the unicorn who runs a clothesmaking business back in Ponyville!

"Wow, Rarity? THE Rarity, of Carousel Boutique? What are the odds? I'm visiting from Ponyville, too!"
"Ah... Oh, goodness! How could I have not recognized you? My apologies, um, Anon, was it?" She looks visibly flustered, not just at the awkwardness of not recognizing the only human from Ponyville but also being caught off guard by your sudden appreciation for her work and name.

>>2440513 >>2440554
"This is some great work you have here. Would you mind if I could maybe keep a few?"
"Oh, certainly, dear! But choose just one; I wanted to keep these for further study and possibly to create designs off of them." She doesn't giggle so much as give off a rising squeal of joy to know she's being appreciated.
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>>2440627
The sketch of us holding a glass seems like it'd be interesting.
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>>2440627
Let's keep a study of our hands.
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>>2440627
one holding the spoon, definitely one holding the spoon
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>>2440627
ask for the signed sketch.... er, actually i like this >>2440661

tell her you'd be interested to see what designs she comes up with in the future.

also, be sure to leave a tip for pony joe
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>>2440661 >>2440672
You ask for a page of your hands holding the glass. She carefully extracts the sheet from her sketchbook and sends it to you. It's a marvelous collection of various angles and positions, even catching the beads of condensation on the outside surface and the slight refraction through the water.

[Hands Holding Glass Sketch added to inventory]

"Might I ask where you're staying? It's awful dreadful for your kind Downtown, and I'd hate to think a neighbor of mine is suffering through their winter vacation in Canterlot!"
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>>2440739
Tell her that we're friends with Lyra and are staying with her and Bonbon at her parents place.
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>>2440739
About that...
Should we actually tell her where we're staying? Or should we just be vague?
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>>2440739
tell her that we've heard how it is downtown and we appreciate her concern. as to where we're staying, we could tell her we're a guest of a family here in canterlot, if we don't want to be specific about who we're here with. otherwise, we can just do this >>2440790
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Alright, let's be nonspecific.
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>>2440739
assure her that we're not in any danger and that we're here more or less on unofficially "official" business fixing our residency business
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I'll have to wrap this up after we finish with Rarity, but before we can reach Guillemot. Sorry!

>>2440790 >>2440797 >>2440816 >>2440831
"Oh, I'm staying with a friend who's visiting family up here. We're far away from all that trouble—I mean, hey, I walked in here, right?"
"Ah, true. That is good to hear. Where are you headed after this, if I may ask?"
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>>2440897
tell her that we were just out wandering around town, familiarizing ourselves with our surroundings. mention that we were thinking of visiting the bazzar. should we mention 'the witch'?
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>>2440897
"to some ~spooooky witch~ for whatever information/advice she's worth"
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>>2440936 >>2440939
"I was just wandering about Castletown to get a feel for the area. I heard there was a witch living here..."
"Oh, that darling Shana! For a human, she is quite a gem, let me tell you. Wouldn't let me draw her, though, something about pictures stealing her soul."
"Curious. What does she do, exactly?"
"Why, she's a witch, of course! And by that I mean an herbalist, alchemist, mystic healer and homoepathic remedy specialist, much like Zecora back in Ponyville. Quite popular with Canterlot humanfolk."
"Why would she be up in Castletown? I thought more humans lived Downtown."
"Well, I don't know her all that well, myself. I would visit her again today if not for previous engagements. But if we do bump into each other again, you can tell me what you learn! Maybe she'll trust a fellow human."
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>>2441062
thank her and politely take our leave
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>>2441062
thank her for the sketch and conversation, take care of any bill for our meal if we haven't already, and head out to our next destination (the witch, i believe)
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>>2441062
Don't forget to pay and tip Pony Joe.
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>>2441074 >>2441088
You thank Rarity once again and promise to take care of the sketch page before heading back to the counter to pay Joe for lunch (and tip him for the encounter with Rarity).

The Castletown bazaar is a colorful garden square populated with tents and booths, a veritable maze of stalls set into the promenade and even bleeding through the alleyways on the sides. Asking for directions to Guillemot, you find her stall in one such hidden corner, and you pass between some glass crystal dreamcatchers to enter her stall.

Amidst a mess of tchotchkes, incense holders, and elaborate tapestries, you see a curvy redhead with a yellow headband quietly meditating. It'll be a relief to have human contact again, especially with a woman so comely.

That's the third attractive stranger today. You quietly curse your fate.

[END]
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That's it for now. Hope you all had fun.

Did you figure out who Kiwi Keen is? I realize I may have made a continuity error there, butt fuck it.
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>>2441224
This was fun and no I don't recognize her.
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Pastebin'd: http://pastebin.com/TMPtZnp9
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>>2441224
thanks as always. this was a good session, looking forward to the next.

no, didn't figure it out. care to let us know?
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Kiwi Keen

She had a brief cameo in Part 1.

I even highlighted it for you in the post where she gave you her name.
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>>2441301
duh. wow, i feel stupid now. i'll just blame it on being tired. heh.

regardless, thanks again for the quest!
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>>2441301
What was the cameo? Was she one of Lyra's online friends?
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>>2441337
The fellow anthrophile.
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>>2441387
oh shit i'm glad we turned her down!

fuck that would've been awkward!

and lyra would've found out like a motherfucker!

she might find out regardless! fuck!

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