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>>2426605
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>rape
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>>2428903
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Are ye ready, kids?
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I want to contribute something tot he thread.
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>>2428742
Contrary to what Batman and Pinkie might tell you, only the work of the popular or good artists gets saved.
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>>2428932
Finish your fic?
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>>2428932
WRITE
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>>2428903
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>>2428934
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What time is it?

WRITING TIME

What do
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>>2428959

write hors sex
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>>2428940
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>>2428959
IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT

SPIKE WAS FUCKING RARITY

THEN RARITY TURNED INTO A FAT HAIRY NECKBEARD RIGHT AS SPIKE CAME

IT WAS A CHANGELING THE WHOLE TIME

SPIKE COMMITTED HONDA LATER THAT WEEK
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>>2428959
Something about this.
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>>2428959
write about Twilight and Dash reading erotic pone stories
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>>2428959
Grown up drunk DT hitting on Featherweight.
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>tfw picking dead skin away from your lips
>tfw they start to bleed
>tfw you lick at your lips to taste your own blood
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>>2428959
Cute, non-sexual feels.
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>>2428934
That's not true. I'm a very bad artist, and not very popular, and I see my stuff reposted almost every day.
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>>2428959
Write pony sex in Ancient Greek on a tablet.

Bury it in Greece.
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>>2428959
Something cute. Something nonsexual. Something... Rumblescoot.
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>>2428995
>tfw no taste at all
lips must be fueled by shit blood
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>>2428999
make sure to use an old tablet, so carbon dating works
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>>2428995
>you develop a taste for blood
>suddenly skin begins to sparkle
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>>2428929
I CAN'T HEAR YOUUUUU!
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>>2429015
>you become a little more like your waifu
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>>2428995
Whenever I have a wound I suck blood out of it. If it stops bleeding, I pick at it and go back to sucking.

My blood is fucking delicious. It has this sweet and tangy taste to it.
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>>2429015
I still want to read a poneXchangeling version of twilight
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>>2429022

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM4R2wV-K9A
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>>2429025
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>>2429025
I suck at mine for a minute or two, rub it with rubbing alcohol then heat up a metal pole and cauterize it to make it stop bleeding
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>>2428959
>>2429003
No, let's make it sexual. I want to see their first time.
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>>2429025
>>2429045
>twifags
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>>2429003
I fucking hate rumblescoot.

>worst CMC + blank slate background character
>OC x Pone for people that hate OCs
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>CL
>in charge of humans
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>>2429081
Would you still love your waifu if she became a vampire?
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>>2429106
It's like she's never heard of cheekbones.
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>>2429075
>>2429097
Fuck both of you, right in the ear. He asked for a prompt, I gave him one.
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>>2429106
That is a horrible Pinkie.
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>>2429102
>KoL
>Rarity
>Pastamacer
FUCK YES.
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>>2429125
There's a whole set
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>>2429106
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>>2429106
That AJ looks like an adult man with downs.
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Ponykart updat when?
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>>2428984
Fixed it for you
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Uh.
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>not having a pastamancer named after someone in the brony aristocracy

if only I still played.
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>>2429179
Twilight has some strange kinks.
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>>2429179
God damn it where were you literally 3 minutes ago when I was browsing e621 for D/s, femdom, and bondage porn?
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>>2428940
>Brad Neely
Mah nigga of niggas
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>>2429179
Oh god. Those hips on Dash.
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>>2429192
>not still playing
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>>2429179
>That picture
YES
YES
YES
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>>2429179
Did anyone else think it weird that SA painted his armor to look like his sister?
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>>2429179
holy SHIT dash has some fat hips
unf
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>>2429179
oh man Dash looks gorgeous like that
I'm not sure whether her eyes are prettier normally, or screwed up in pleasure, but gosh are they pretty
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Don't mind me, just reminding you who best pony is
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>>2429227
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>>2429227

>those socks
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>>2429227
Anthro DJ Urethra Club
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>dat MT diaper pinkie

i wasnt sure about MT at first but now i official like her.
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>>2429245
what about them?
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>>2429227
wha...
no. Just no.
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>>2429179
Why did Twilight dress up as her brother and is fucking Dash who looks like her babysitter.
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>>2429267
Roleplaying.
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>tfw sudden influx of requests

oh gosh

I think I'll do >>2429003

Stay tuned, I'll try to get it done tonight
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Jesus. Why we so ded?
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>>2429227
God how could an artist that draws terrible shit like this also draw something that I've fapped to multiple times?
>it's a mystery
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>>2429304
post the pic you fapped to
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So I just got the weird mental image of ERPs being like changeling theatre
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Quick question: how many of you guys post from your mobile?

Is there a mobile version of 4chan X?
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>>2429301
Because.
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>>2429320

I don't but yes there is. Scale down your browser to see it.
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DORKS
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>>2429324
So fuckig fat and disgusting.
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>>2429324
Stop that.
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>>2429339

>implying TAW isn't fat and disgusting
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>>2429317
OH SHIT
OH SHIT
PINKIE TURN AROUND HE'S GONNA FUCK YOU
I CAN'T WATCH THIS
HEY EVERYBODY I CAN'T WATCH THIS
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>>2429310
It's in the last general here >>2428312
ANTHRO DJ BUTT CLUB
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>>2429347
>Saving a fluffy pony image made my someone outside the boat and associated with that particular fandom as it is now
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>>2428932
Rape.
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>>2429324
oh hey I hadn't seen the finished one yet
awesome <3
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>>2429356
>Implying you fapped to that
you make me sick, anon
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>>2429356
>djacid4
>futa one is djacid7
I hate to tell you, bro, but if you go to the other side of the club that huge green schlong is waiting there for you.
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>>2429359
Wasn't it made by Rose? This one too.
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>>2429374
>trying to understand fetishes
I don't believe it either
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>patrons line up to be stuffed in end to end
>each clubber is orally pleasured by the one behind them
>DJ attaches powerful sub-woofers along her dick
>her entire length throbs in time to the beat
>the party's over when the vibrations and squirming chain of clubbers inside her become too much, and she ejects everyone in a massive orgasm
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>>2429383
I didn't know shitty art was a fetish
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>>2429374
>>2429380
how do you think I feel? I can't help what my dick likes.
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>>2429382
No, I did not draw the newspaper one.
They apparently don't like mine because they look like bears to them.
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>>2429386
but anthro buttclub might be
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>>2429382
Rose made >>2429382 and >>2429301. Not >>2429347
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>>2429389
You can't help it, but you can deny it.
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>>2429301
>>2429347

Hey! Stop tracking piss into the boat!
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>>2429395
Well they're a bunch of weenies.
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>>2429395
Rose pls stram
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>>2429382
Nigger you are wrong. To our knowledge Rose has done nothing with fluffy ponies once they went over the side.
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>>2429412
oh yeah this
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>>2429401
>>2429395
Didn't know that. Already deleted.
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>>2429403
You havent been here long, have you?
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>>2429317
>theres always the one pony that is, actually, a pony
>Everyone else is changelings
>he is literally the only pony in the entire complex
>it makes the celebratory boozeup on closing night awkward
>the kind of awkward like in the Van Helsing Live action movie with the vampire ballroom
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>>2429412
But schoolwork is boooring
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>>2429403


Yeah ok
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>>2429426
That's no vector
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>>2429424
>Being in school
>June
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>>2429413
Rose drew a few fluffy pones though nothing recently
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>>2429424
Studying is for faggots Rose
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BRONY IN MY SIGHTS
BRONY IN SIGHTS
ON THE COMPUTER IN FRONT OF ME.
HES SURFING KYM PONY SHIT.

MAYDAY MAYDAY

WHAT DO I DO
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>>2429317
That's sort of how I've thought about it ever since the finale.
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>>2429444
IGNORE COMPLETELY
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>>2429444
keep calm
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>>2429453
>>2429453
AND POST PONIES HURR
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>>2429434
I'm aware
I tag pictures strangely
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what if a changeling turned into your waifu and you didn't even notice

could you live with yourself after finding out the truth
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>>2429444
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>>2429444
Go stand on his table
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>>2429424
School is very important, education is the pathway to success, you don't want to end up some dropout
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>>2429444
Use of live ammunition has been granted
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>>2429441
That's why I said "since they went over the side."
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Hey guys guess who?
them faggots shut down my internet and the electricity bill is due right when the internet bill is due. Can't be helped. Sucks that this happens right when I get a new tablet. Sorry guys. Ill be back soon.
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>>2429462
Start wondering how did i get my waifu in a first place and when did i learn to love.
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>>2429482
I can't guess, who is it?
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>>2429462
mutual suicide
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>>2429482
Renard?
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>>2429470
Get dunked Twilight
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>>2429482
HI KLONDIKE
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>>2429466
Why can't I find any normal horse on women bestiality? Internet is full of gay shits.
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we fluffy now?
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>>2429419
>>2429413
>>2429382

For future reference - if it's pissing, shitting, puking or doing anything not cute, dumb and fluffy, it wasn't made by one of ours.
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>>2429482
Send the electric company some of your pokemon pornogrpahy as payment
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>>2429504
Bye anonymous
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>>2429466
wow that must have hurt
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>>2429466
How did it reach THAT far into her?
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Oh wow.
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>>2429512
No fuck off.
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>>2429514
But I don't have any...No this is Klondike, not MT
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>>2429512
I'd hire Dash as my fluffer
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>>2429457
whatever floats you boat, faggot
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>>2429506
Wait what?
Where you finding all the gay shit?
I can't seem to find any.
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>>2429527
wat
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>>2429506
>normal
>bestiality
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>>2429527
legit?
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>>2429524
>>2429518
There's no doubt in my mind that something got damaged.
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>>2429524
It wasn't as far as it looked, I think.
Less than a foot, probably.
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>>2429528

how about /co/ era fluffy?
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>>2429527
>Deadmau5 in charge of fashion
Anyone have that pic of him in high school with the bright yellow year teased up into multiple spikes, wearing sweat pants with japanese characters on them, a blue shirt and clutching a Pikachu doll?
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>>2429527
He's been aware of ponies since last year.

He posted a "My Little Skrilly" pic on april, idk
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Just like to remind you all that you're special just the way you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFzXaFbxDcM&sns=fb
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>>2429551
Okay, but how.
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>>2429553
Only dreams now.
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>>2429556
On his facebook page, I mean.
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>>2429553
I can't even look at them anymore... Sorry.
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>>2429551
>a foot
>not that far
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>>2429556
Being aware =/= liking them.
He could've just found the pic funny.
But wearing a Fluttershy 'yay' shirt implies some kind of connection with the show/fandom because that's honestly not all that entertaining on its own.
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>>2429553
/co/ era Fluffy is dead.
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>>2429557
This, again?
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>>2429527
that's kind of disappointing, I don't know why
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>>2429578
He updated Dan Vs Fim yesterday. I wonder if he knows how far gone his fluffy ponies are.
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>>2429577
I agree with this anon, this is really taking it to a new level if it's legit.
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>>2429583
I'll tell you why: >Flutterfags...
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>>2429563

>you will never unironically enjoy fluffy pony again
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>>2429462
So a Changling turned into a Changling...
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>>2429557
>Remixed
Kill yourself.
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Reworking an older idea.
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>deadmaus is in this thread
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>>2429585
If he knew the extent, he'd certainly either commit suicide for real, or just disappear into some sort of hermitage for several years.
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>>2429595
There was a fluffy greentext a few days ago that gave me some >feels.
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>>2429585
He did something?
I assumed when he decided to be more of a whiny faggot than usual he was done.
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>>2429462
This is always asked and I've given the same answer a million times: I would find mai real waifu and rescue her.
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>>2429527
>mfw he makes a WHO MADE FLUTTERSHY CRY? mix
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>>2429466
How did they make the horse fuck a woman?
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>>2429616
He's actually the kind of person I could see being in /mlp/ but not here, having watched a few of his streams out of curiosity.
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>>2429616
Explains why MLPG likes so much shitty music
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>>2429585
>>2429617
I dont think he does. It was another short animation of his. It involved Dan using a fluffy pony as a sort of bean bag chair. I dont think he would have used that if he knew.

In other horrifying news, someone's trying to develop a fluffy pony flash game. God knows where that's going to go.
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>>2429544
homofag detected
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>>2429596
Can you do that? Can you turn into a changeling twice?
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>>2429616
HEY JOEL, FINISH "OCTOBER" ALREADY.

Also go to bed
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>>2429633
>substitutes the drums for 20 cal rifles
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Playing with colors.
Colors are much more fun when I don't have to do all those colored lines and color theory thinkin'.
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>>2429651
I have no idea.
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>>2429646

>fluffy flash
>abusefaggotry

oh god, my soul hurts...
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>>2429674
cute AND sexy
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>>2429674
But thats not Rarity.
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>>2429660
no
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>>2429674
Pinkie, you are the perfect waifu. Forget about Twilight.
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>>2429638
It's a horse equivalent of a brony.
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>>2429672
>>2429633
You hearing this, Joel? I would love you forever.
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>>2429674
But that's not Applejack.
And I'd never two-time a waifu. It's just not done.
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Hey cool they're making a Planetside 2.
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>>2429721
Your waifu is one and only. Forever.
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>>2429674
not sure if unf or hhhHHHHGGGGNNNnnn...
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>>2429726
>betta
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>>2429684
Would you still love and care for your waifu if she became a fluffy pone?
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>>2429702
someone post that image of Skrillex fucking Scratch
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>>2429738
I'd dedicate my life to curing her
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>>2429383
What fetish does that picture even contain?
Horse anus fetish?
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>feeling down
>hanging out at mlpg
>waifu talk
you fuckers ain't helping
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>>2429721
>waifuing applejack
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>>2429747
Anal vore. Yes, that is a thing.
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>>2429738
Of course I would, but I'd be very sad, and mourn the loss of her mind every night as I held her close.
Fluffy Pinkie drowns in my tears.
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>>2429726
It's SOE again.
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>>2429747
Anal vore and size, probably.
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>>2429748
Dont feel down. Your waifu is always there for you.
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>>2429749
Tess why aren't you drawing hobopony?
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>>2428605
>>2428605
>>2428605
Are you around, requester? I hope you like it, but you'll have to find someone to caption it for you since I can't find white Impact with a black outline.
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>>2429646

The maker says it will have "luv and abuse options," but from what I've seen it was mostly shitting and crying while everyone jerked off to how fast they could get them all crying at the same time and tried reassuring themselves that fluffy ponies are shit machine vermin.
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>>2429762
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>>2429749
>not waifuing Applejack
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Guys. I need help.
There's this girl who has been flirting pretty hard with me. She's hot. But I dont want to cheat on my apple horse waifu. What should I do?
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>>2429744
here you go champ
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>>2429748
Would your waifu want you to feel down?

No, she fucking wouldn't. You know what she'd do if she saw you sitting at your desk feeling sorry for yourself? She'd take off at a gallop towards you and jump into your lap. Unfortunately, she'd miss and send both of you tumbling to the floor, where you'd whack your head and scuff your elbows. But, as you lay there with her head resting against your chest and her arms wrapped around your torso, it wouldn't feel so bad, would it?
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>>2429780
Not the requester, but that's pretty cool.
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>>2429749
Fuck you, she is best pone.
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>>2429781
They spent a lot of time making these things more and more retarded to rationalize hurting them.
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>>2429786
Your apple horse waifu doesn't exist.
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>>2429749

I agree, but >waifuing Pinkie, really? That's even worse.
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>>2429746
Good husbando.
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>>2429749
>not having Applejack as waifu
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>>2429794
that is
wow
just wow

why has this been drawn
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>>2429800
She is best ass most anal pony.
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>>2429748
It's okay, anon, as sad as you're feeling from being apart from her, she feels it too. She misses you.
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>>2429638
Somehow I doubt the horse cared about her species.

Its line of thought was probably something like:
>is female?
>has vagina?
>fuck it!
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>>2429738
Every night I would take her to bed, hug her and cuddle her and when she would finally fall asleep I would cry myself to sleep hiding my face into her fluff.
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>>2429780
Requester here. I like it! Thanks.
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>>2429814
because fuck skrillex
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>>2429814
deadmau5 pls lurk more
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I am a deeply unhappy person.
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>>2429814
so I can get off to it
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>>2429808
FUCK YOU, PINKIE IS PERFECT AND AJ IS okay!!!
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>>2429814
Railgunner, bro.

It's always freaked me out how fucking huge Vinyl look there, that's not hot at all
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>>2429817

She's not even best ass anymore. Analest though.
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>>2429828
You are welcome, my good man,
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>>2429759
You made me nostalgia hard.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIajOkDLU8A
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>>2429834
Me too, anon
just drink until you feel better
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>>2429795
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>>2429844

I'm sorry anon, I just don't see it. She's far too childish to be waifu material for me. It'd feel like waifuing a child and that creeps me out.
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>>2429786
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>>2429845
I disagree
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>>2429828
Can you post the captioned version please?
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>>2429818
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>tfw you will never eat out Twilight's candy vag
what reason is there to live in this cruel world ;_;
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>>2429780
>but you'll have to find someone to caption it for you since I can't find white Impact with a black outline.
Don't need to
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>>2429817
>>2429847
Oh please, Applebutts are best butts.
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>>2429824
>>2429760
>>2429746
See, this is why >we are superior to >them.

Your waifus are back to normal. You deserve it.
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>>2429775
Because I updated today and I want to practice Flash some more.
I'll sketch something tonight though.
>>2429800
I'm not saying she's a bad pony.
But waifu-wise? Come on, you can do better. She's maybe fourth best waifu.
>>2429808
Oh I don't waifu her. I only go for the classy white ponies.
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>>2429834
You know what to do!
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>>2429880
>impact
>didn't change the font
fuck i am retarded
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>>2429759
>>2429763
Of course. How could I forget.
Macro and anal vore...
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Who's pointy and purple and lives in a tree?
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>>2429890
>waifuing slutiest pone

I thought you had taste man.
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>>2429903
Quick, before someone else does it!
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>>2429915
Diamond Tiara?
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>>2429915
WORST PONE
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>>2429674
You shall not tempt me from mah waifu pink horse
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>>2429847
>>2429887

Both small time.
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>>2429887

Oh please.
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>>2429918
Nobody waifus me, anon.
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>>2429915
Toilet Sparkle?
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>>2429915
TWI-LIGHT SPAR-KLE!!
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>>2429915
Jackie Chan
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>>2429918
but sluttiest pony is gray
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>>2429804

And they hate it when you point out that they can't force you to obey their "canon," and you can write what you want.

They're very obsessive about control and dominance. Go figure.
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>>2429880
I used Segoe (in PS), but that's not quite what the orig is.
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>>2429861
>"Why so glum, anon?"
You'd shrug, and smile while staring into her eyes; you can't really remember now, what does it matter. Whatever it is, so what--you'll always have her, so you know that no matter what you'll always be happy. In response, she'd simply blush and look away, before whispering "I love you too"
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>>2429880
now with 20% less forgetting shit
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>>2429930
What? Keep lurking, please.
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Tess you're my niggiest of niggas, I want you to know that.
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>>2429942
Schooled and high-strung and awkward is she!
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>>2429937
>>2429938
Do you even watch the show? It's canon that Applejack has the best ass of all the ponies.
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>>2429845
I agree. Ponies should be little, but that Scratch is like the size of a human.
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>>2429877
TAW plz write
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>>2429786
put a hat on her
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>>2429814
>He hasnt seen this before
You havent been here long, have you?
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>>2429956
If she were on all fours, she'd be about three and a half feet tall.
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did GG ever follow up on his twilight and SA ideas
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>>2429890
>implying an emotionally stable, strong female makes a terrible waifu
Tess I don't understand.
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Songsmile and Squiggletail are the ponies for me.
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>>2429971

inorite? All these newfags. The piss has leaked in. We're saturated.
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>>2429918
She not a slut. She generous and sassy.
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>>2429971
apparently not long enough
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>most tragic waifu
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>>2429983
He's just mad jelly he got stuck with a sub-par pony.
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>>2429950
>>2429946
Now do /v/ and /co/.
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>>2429954
TWI-LIGHT SPAR-KLE!!
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>>2429947
Fuck you. Fuck you forever. I don't need this. It's going to do nothing but make me more and more sad until my mind independently creates a pone tulpa just to keep me from killing myself out of depression.
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>>2429887
>>2429938
I think Applejack and Rarity need to have another best ass competition. With you as the judge.
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>>2429999
>>2430000
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>>2429946
And the reverse!
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>>2429989

I can hear that scene perfectly in my mind when watching that gif. God I love her.
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>>2429989
She is most sluttiest slutty pony.
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>>2429989
>implying
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>>2430005
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>>2430000
If her pony pussy be something ye seek...
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>>2429979
Yeah, just like if a human were on all fours.
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wait, what?
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>Get doubles

>MLPG goes wild
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>>2430033
TWI-LIGHT SPAR-KLE!
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>>2430033
TWI-LIGHT SPAR-KLE!!
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>>2430039
changelings
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These are pony:human proportions
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>>2430039
I'm not sure
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>>2430039
fetishes
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>>2430039
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>>2430041
>>2430047

Then pull up her tail, she'll give ye a wink!
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>>2430010
What would be the rules of that competition?
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>>2430005
Don't feel bad, she wouldn't want that. If you really love her, do it for her.
She'd be there, morning and night, to keep you safe. You'd wake up either staring at her smiling face, or watching her lightly slumber every morning, with few exceptions. As soon as you were both awake, she'd nuzzle you in the side of the neck and whisper her "Hello"s, and her "What do you want for breakfast?"s, prompting your morning ritual of trying to convince each other that you should be the one to make breakfast this morning so that they didn't have to get up. As always, it would escalate from a quiet argument staring each other in the face resting comfortably on pillows, to full blown power-cuddling and even a little kissing. And, as always, the same conclusion--you'll make breakfast together.
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>>2429994
Twilight certainly can't read anymore. She probably can't even do magic. Anon weeps as he spoon feeds her and keeps her away from water while she giggles and asks why "daddy" is "cwying".
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>>2430055
>thumbnail
I have shamed my famiry
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>>2430063
TWI-LIIIIIIGHT SPAR-KLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2429947
Why would you do this to me
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>this thread
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>>2430069
taw pls go
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>>2430063
Twi-light Spark-le! Twi-light Spark-le! TWIIILIIIIIGHT SPARKLLLLLLE!

Whaughaauggh hahahhahaho!
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>>2430068
Each must prove their ass is the best, in whatever way they see fit to do so.
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>>2430050
These are the worst fucking proportions. That is a huge fucking pony. It's My LITTLE Pony.
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>>2430080
Because you feel love, and love is a weakness.
Not being a real boy is sometimes tiring too.
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>>2430069
pls no more
i dont want to drink bleach
pls
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>>2430085
I think it's me who causes the threads to become shit
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>>2430071
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>>2430093
fine fine, I need to sleep anyhow
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>>2430069
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>>2430095
Ass wrestling competition? I'd watch that.
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>>2430069

That bleach is starting to look awfully inviting.
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>>2429983
I can't help it. She's just too bro to waifu.
She'd be like my best buddy and we'd go on appletastic adventures and shit, but I just can't waifu it.
>>2430024
Come now. Can you honestly look at this picture and call her a slut?
Can you really?
Don't be so harsh Anon.
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>>2430110
>Ass wrestling competition
Do they fight over a double ended dildo?
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>>2430098
"little" refers to the size of the toys

That's already way smaller than a normal pony
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Be honest anon, you don't even wash your legs when you shower anymore.

You're so lazy.
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>>2430071
What was that one where fluffy Twilight tries to scamper down some stairs to her coloring books, and instead trips, falls, and paralyzes herself from the neck down?
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>>2430069
Yes.
That's the way it would happen.
But it just can't happen.
No matter how much I want it.
All that this is going to do is sadden me, wishing for impossibilities.
I know she wouldn't want that, but I can't help it.
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>>2430069
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>>2430122
I swear I have an Atryl pic that's this same thing.
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>>2430122
Sure, but they know that you, the judge, might be more biased towards whichever one of them pleases you the best.
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>>2430112
Don't drink bleach you idiot. Go out and buy a bag of heroin, and snort the whole thing.

You'll fly away to Equestria on a chariot of dreams.
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>>2430121
not him but yes
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>>2430122
Stop reading my thoghts.
>that tiarawhy's pic
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>>2430130
the soap runoff from the rest of my body washes my legs

that's just efficiency right there
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New chinese comic.
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>>2430159
SAVE THEM QUICK
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>>2430134
Who knows. Maybe you should ask the fluffy pony thread. Seems more up their alley.
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>>2430153
>thoghts
thoughts*
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>>2430128
Head's still too fucking large.
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>>2430159
Not new, at least a week old I think.
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>>2430159
BLUNDER
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>>2430168
No, that was one from us, way before /mlp/.
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>>2430130
Nigga, I pay special attention to my legs. If I don't have time, I wash only THEM.
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>>2430121
>appletastic adventures
Requesting a pic of Rarity and AJ having appletastic adventures.
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>>2430159
>>2430176
>>2430179

This is the new one.
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>>2430169
klondike pls go
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>>2430141
>atryl
We need a good artist.
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>>2430130
Washed lovingly every day with fancy soap. Shaved twice weekly.
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>>2430181
"us"? Or the one faggot who basically constantly spammed that fluffy grimderp shit, thread after thread?
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>>2430190
>>2430159
>chinese in charge of humor
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>>2430190
...what
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>>2430190
>FEAR MY DESTRUCTIVE WHITE CREAM
oh god what
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>>2430121
Oh wait that's the one where she kisses her own neck.
Shit.
>>2430098
I really like this one.
You can ride her, but she's not too huge to walk around the house!
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>>2430130
My calves are my only good feature, I wash them with care.
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>>2430208

Translation is the most efficient killer of jokes.
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http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/195293
>deadmau5
>dubstep

I CAN'T
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>>2430202
>shaving your legs
ISHHIG
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>go to check on fluffy Twilight
>ask her what she's doing
>"i study for big test-exam!" she exclaims
>you look at what she's "studying"
>there's a copy of national geographic and a dictionary in front of her
>both are upside down
>the open pages have crayon doodles all over them
>you tousle the fluff on top of her head and tell her to keep it up
>she says she's going to be the smartest unicorn ever
>you smile and leave, silently hating yourself for encouraging dreams that can only end in crushing disappointment for a fluffy pony
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>>2430190
I think that second part must have lost a lot in translation. Language jokes don't really work when translated.
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>>2430213
That is like the size of a normal horse. Too fucking big. I like little ponies as tall as my knee.
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>>2430211
Out of context hentai line aquired
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>>2430232
>ponies
>tall as your knee
2 small 4 me
Unless you mean CMC?
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>>2430232
Too small. A little above the waist with Celestia up next to you. Standing on their hindlegs they might be able to reach your shoulders.
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>>2430251
cmc-knee
mane cast-dick size.
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She seems to have an invisible [touch] yeah
She reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart
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Davos Seaworth cannot read
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shhh


now i am asleep
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>>2430219
hi dooks
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>You will never have Twilight Sparkle comforting you as you lay dying
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>>2430269
SHE SEEMS TO HAVE AN INVISIBLE TALK SHOW
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>>2430276
every fucking time
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>>2430251
I want the pony's whole leg to be as long as mine from the knee down.
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>>2430050
why is twilight sparkle hugging a homeless bum
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>>2430298
She want the dick.
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>>2430262
I see it more like halfway up the torso.
Big as a big dog I guess.
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>>2430282
>TS will somehow outlive Spike
Not likely.
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>>2430298
love and tolerance
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Fucking... really?
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Alright guys. Seems I've been told that MLPG is the best place to talk about the show, I have a question. I've been seeing a couple of episodes and something's been burning me. Does the show really do the whole "Love and Tolerate" thing? Because a friend of mine says it all the time, yet I can't really notice it at all. Hell, in that Zebra episode, everyone goes full on racist mode.
So I really don't understand it.
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>>2430306
Shitty alicorn fanon.
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>>2430232
I like my little ponies tall enough to kiss from missionary
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>>2430306
>Implying she doesn't take over at the end of the show when Celestia dies, extending her life
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>>2430310
>Seems I've been told that MLPG is the best place to talk about the show

Ha.
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>>2430310
The phrase "Love and Tolerance" is never once uttered in the show.

Ponder about that for a moment whenever you hear them says that phrase.
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>>2430310
Your friend is full of shit, he's probably fat as well.
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>>2430310
No. It's not part of the show at all. It started as a troll term. Whenever someone got mad at ponies, someone would reply something like "lol love and tolerate".
Then wave two of fans came, took the joke seriously, internalized it as a lifestyle, and everything went to shit.
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>>2430310

The show has absolutely nothing to do with love and tolerance, unless sisterly love counts.
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>>2430310

Love and tolerate has never been mentioned in the show in any way,shape, or form.

it was a stupid image macro poking fun at STOP LIKING WHAT I DONT LIKE people.

for some reason retards latched onto it and claim it as the show's message
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>>2430333
UNF
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>>2430310
Anyone preaching that shit is an idiot and should be treated as such.
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>>2430346
Oh god it's been so long.
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>>2430310
If you really really must know, love and tolerance is not at all a part of the show in the way Bronies preach it, and anyone who tells you otherwise is full of shit.
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>>2429638
>How did they make the horse fuck a woman?
Sorry to shit on the fantasies of the other repliers, but horses/other animals in bestiality porn are usually drugged to make them more complacent.
At least in that one, you can tell the stallion actually came, since his cock is flared-usually the cum is faked too, with a mixture of milk+other clearer liquid.
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>>2430222
What do you think? He's probably the one keeping those threads afloat.

>>2430207
They made an abuse edit of that.

Those threads are falling apart, thank God. Nothing but stale copypasta and yaoi threads anymore.

Their Archive Anon couldn't even decide on a trip - changed it like 6 times.
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>>2430333
meh, its motherless tier, and your pic doesn't have any sauce ;_;
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>>2430367
ECM pls stram
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>tfw you discover it's nearly impossible to get a stallion off through oral alone ;_;
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>>2430397
Like any good blowjob, you should be using your hands too.
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bronies
imprisoning me
they're all that i see
absolute horror
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>>2430411
nice dubz fulffs
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>>2430322
You guys come from /co/ so I assumed.

>>2430365
>>2430350
>>2430346
>>2430327
>>2430338
>>2430341

So it has nothing to do with the show itself? Huh. Guess I'll ask him why he and many other fans (or "bronies") keep repeating it. As for the show itself, it's actually better than I thought, and I can some how imagine how it could have fans (though not as many as it has now).
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>Your human wife will never wink when aroused.
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>>2430411
Hello me, meet the real me.
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>>2430389
I can upload the collection I found it in onto mediafire.
>>2430423
>(though not as many as it has now).
This shit just snowballs, man.
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>>2430411
>>2430433
Nice
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>>2430428

I can live with that.
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>>2430423
>though not as many as it has now
you're not alone
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>>2430367
>fake cum in videos
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>>2430423
Yes, this is the /co/ thread. Bronies say "love & tolerance" because they like repetition, catchphrases, mob mentality, etc.
It's pretty stupid because their involvement with the fandom actually colors their perception of the show itself.
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>>2430423
We make jokes, bronies pick it up and take it seriously. Why? Because they're retards, that is why.
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Does anyone have the Renne Quest archive? Was the last session good?
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>>2430423
Well good luck man. Don't get in too deep into that brony shit. Welcome here if you can ignore the horsefuckers, they get a little rowdy from time to time, now being one of them.

Also it's hiatus time, so we're not really at our best. If you ever feel like bringing some discussion to the table, we'd be happy to indulge you if you ever want.
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>>2430423
This is pretty much the "why." It's so homogenized into the brony culture itself it's an entire different entity from the show itself.
>Cracked
Yeah, yeah, I know
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>>2430423
>Guess I'll ask him why he and many other fans (or "bronies") keep repeating it.
Because they are sheep. /b/ was a bunch of sheep when they started repeating it, and now everyone that followed them is sheep, too.

>As for the show itself, it's actually better than I thought, and I can some how imagine how it could have fans (though not as many as it has now).
They jumped on the bandwagon hard, basically.
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>>2430463
>we're not really at our best
You say that like we were all that great before the hiatus.
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>>2430423
Welcome aboard the /co/ threads, casual obsever. Long may you keep your current opinion about the show.

Sadly, we're in he middle of a hiatus os th show discussion is sorta on the backburner for somehting to MAYBE talk about. You could bet it'll pick up once show news reaches our ears, though.
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>>2430310
>using sonic avataar
okey we get it, you don't watch pony... do you really have to mock us?
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I like it when we get new visitors that aren't retards.
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>>2430501
One image does not an avatar make, friend.
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>>2430423
>though not as many as it has now

I don't even remember what went wrong, it happened all so fucking quickly. One day there was like 40 people ponying in the general on /co/ going crazy over Lauren Faust actually visting our threads and the next day there's like a thousand autistic bronies wearing shirts, making meet-ups, and posting "love and tolerate XD" across the corners of the internet.
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>>2430504
It's the best.
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>>2430504
Me too anon.

Me too.
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>>2430493
Current Discussion Topics:
1) Fetish/Vidya
2) Vidya/Fetish
3) Artfag/writefag meta stuff
4) Catchphrases and in-jokes
Distant 5) Show discussion not relating also to the above.
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>>2430490
We had pone to look forward to.
Which meant new content and discussion.
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>>2430504
>implying he's new
Obviously he's just one of us looking for some fun
>sonic picture
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>>2430511

you faggots couldn't keep your mouth shut
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>>2430504
>>2430423
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>>2430458
>was the last session good?
If you like getting scared out of your mind, yes
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%204.7z
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>>2430511
First summer is where it really blew up.

At least when it spiked in popularity.
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>>2430511
My only comfort is that it's not THAT big. Most of those not internet savvy in my life haven't even heard of it yet.

And I can only hope that it has reached its peak.
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>>2430518
This usually follows a cycle
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>>2430518
>catchphrases and in-jokes
>Xbox was released 23 years ago
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>>2430511
could be to do with the ponychan divide after the February bans, or pones reaching /b/
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>>2430423 Here.

Interesting. So you guys were the beginning, then it spun out of control, and now it lost it's meaning? Huh. Maybe I'll make a thread on the board proper to get more opinions and shit. Though I fear I may not like what I'll hear from them.
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Wavy pone
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>>2430539
>More porn than Sonic.
>Not that big.
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>>2430539
>Most of those not internet savvy in my life haven't even heard of it yet.
Then you have the most oblivious friends in the universe.
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>>2430518
So we talk about our vidya fetishes?
Being a pair of arms with no legs always gets me hot.
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>>2430553
They're all faggots. Don't leave the boat.
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>>2430553
If you brave the piss ocean out there, good luck.

Though /mlp/ has been... strangely... getting better recently.
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>>2430552
everything was over once /b/ got ahold of it
and for some reason didn't ever move on
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>>2430555
Sonic is more about fetishes than porn
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>>2430553
You probably won't. They've now taken our general dislike of the fandom and perverted, bastardized, and generally taken too seriously that as well.
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>>2430534
Did he do some shit with QR codes again or what?
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>>2430568
Well so has ponychan, from what I hear, so anything's possible.
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>>2430423
>though not as many as it has now
First time you encounter bandwagon mentality concerning something slightly above average?
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>>2430573
How long until /mlp/ considers themselves the boat afloat on the sea of brony piss?
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>>2430574
>Did he do some shit with QR codes again

Hah
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>>2430591
Once the fluffy/AoE/PRONZ/Tulpa threads die.
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>>2430591
Fuck, I don't really leave this thread, but I wouldn't be surprised if they already do.
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>>2430579
Now it's all EqD and Tumblr that's the places to get pissed at for faggotry.
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>>2430310
Never said in the show. Started from some Macro image and then we joked about it and people took it seriously. Like the whole "Anonymouse is Legion XD" shit.
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>>2430574
tnxa, anon
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>>2430504
>that feel when it's so rare ever since we moved here
>that feel when we will never get to see new people post their reactions as they're watching the episodes for the first time like on /co/
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>>2430564
>>2430573
>>2430568
I think I can survive. I'm sure it can't be as worse as visiting daytime /v/.
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>>2430573
>They've now taken our general dislike of the fandom


You realize that some of the people who were with us in /co/ don't stick exclusively to the generals anymore, right?
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>>2430607
>anonymous is legion
God damn, sometimes I forget that was just a mostly silly joke with a kernel of truth to it, not an over the top "protest" movement.
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>>2430614
>Your waifu will never be real and we are no longer relevant to this fandom.
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>>2430614
It got really annoying when it happened every other hour

LOL WHY U GUYS LIKE THIS SHOW IMMA GO WATCH IT OMG ITS GREAT I BRONY NOW :D
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>>2430591
Didn't ponychan lose a ton of traffic when /MLP/ was made?
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>>2430593
Oh dear...
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>>2430614
I am that /v/ anon who came back to /co/ last week when there was that Weaver dump in a /v/ thread, and one of you linked me here to talk to him

I hadn't been in MLPG since like, January-March of 2011.
Watching the opening two parter with you faggots was fun and I'm still here oh fuck sake it's happening again
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>>2430646
It lost a ton of traffic to /mlp/ when it deleted its rp board.
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>>2430622

Check out the fluffy pony threads and the /b/reads if you're a sadist
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>>2430639
>being relevant to the fandom

That's good, because being relevant to the most autistic fandom since Sanic means we would be very bad.
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>>2430652
>you
haha oh wow.
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>>2430644
>that feel when back in dec 2010 people were actually happy to call themselves bronies after discovering the show on /co/

Those were...strange times.

I have a feeling that many people in the original /co/ threads left for ponychan because there was a significant change after the february bans
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>>2430661
Drugs threads...
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>>2430644
I was on /co/ all through the first year on this show before I ever tried to watch.
Even then, I waited like a month after I started watching to try and visit the threads.
I was lured in by erotic greentext.
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>>2430620
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>>2430490
Bitch please. When I came aboard 14 months ago people were already bitching that we are dead and the last two episodes of S1 did not have aired yet.
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>>2430684
That guy touts himself as Nathan's biggest fan.
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>>2430684
>they even have greentext
Last time on Penile Rotating Ostrich Nigger Zone:

The Zquad was suddenly ripped from recovering from their hangovers in order to protect the great city of Donglemire from a giant RoboHitlerAppleJack. Insomniac was killed in the process and all because Quix was nowhere to be found to unleash her super power (explained later) to destroy the monster. She was in fact 5 blocks away helping her ogre, I mean sister to find a dress to take back to her swamp, err, house. The narrator also forgot to mention that Tara was thrown into the ocean while fighting the monster and has been missing since. (He found aleph's coke stash and began throwing money at midget hookers on 5th street before the story could be completed. Time for Episode 2: Revenge of the Crunchy Swamp Ass!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=t7XjDuMebkg

inb4 bronies spam his twitter
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>>2430700
Should we tell him that Nathan comes here and is a horsefucker?
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>>2430652
Oh neat, you're still here

Have you watched the rest of S2 yet?
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>>2430700

How cute. He doesn't even have a 20% Nathan chalice
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>>2430712
Not just a horsefucker, but a fillyfucker.
And not just a fillyfucker but a Twistfucker.
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Huh...
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>>2430506
I know, it makes parody of avatarfagging and a pretty good point but WE ARE NOT AS BAD AS SANICFAGS!
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>>2430673
He's right, there were quite a lot of us in a /v/ thread last week, I can't remember what the topic was.
GG posted as Player 1, and someone linked that anon to this thread to talk to him

That was a fun night
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>>2430652
hi anon
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>>2430703
Oh shit.

I hope he did it to troll, that would be good.
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>>2430731
I remember all that.
>>2430734
ironic /b/read posting is still /b/read posting.
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>>2430703
If it makes him hate on them, then I hope so.
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>>2430726
Interesting filename.
But you will never experience the bliss of solar wind if you aren't willing to proudly wear one of these.
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>>2430741
I don't get why you think that's /b/ posting
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>>2430723
It's like Nathan is able to make the worst things even more worse. How he does that I will never know.
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>>2430628
I have three IRL friends that posted in the generals back on /co/.

Not one even posts in the generals anymore unless they catch it on the first page and with something that catches their eye.

It's kind of hard to tell, but I think we lost a lot more people than most people assume when we made the migration.
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>>2430712
he already knows
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>>2430745
>butthurt bronies start a "boycott deadmau5"
>there are more butthurt bronies and fewer deadmau5 fans
>win-win
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I WANT TO CONTRIBUTE

Are dramatic readings fun? Give me a fanfic or a greentext and I'll try vocaroo for the first time ever
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>>2430713
I have, actually
The wedding episode sucked dick
>>2430734
hi anon
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>>2430772
That's not contributing.
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>>2430760
Avatarfagging, greeting someone.
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>>2430703
ExplodingYellowMan.lighning
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>>2430762
I know. At least most fillies are really cute.
But Twist????
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>>2430555
I really did not have to know that, anon.
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>>2430764
Lost some old ones, gained some new ones, some old ones came back.
Overall, the net effect _seems to be_ that we got bigger, though it could also be that the same number (or fewer) of people are just posting more.
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>>2430755
I'm assuming that these will be sold at Bronycon. Have fun getting one.
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>>2430764

Because these generals are fucking terrible, and the only interesting thing that's happened this summer was the lyra plush debacle.

which, admittedly, was incredibly funny. Especially the follow-up attack from those twitter faggots
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>>2430780
>posting a single Lyra image
>avatarfagging
lel
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>>2430764
Oh? Do they know if you did the same?

Because if so, give them this link:
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/

It's a way to find us, we set it up way back on /co/.
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>>2430764
Most of the tripfags stuck around, which is obvious, but it's the original anons that we lost... they made up the bulk of the MLPG and they decided to call it a day. They are sorely missed.

Dark times.
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>>2430780
hi anon
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>>2430703
>I wub this guy
GOOD GOD
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>>2430780
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>>2430780
I don't think you know what avatarfagging is.
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>>2430764
They may have not posted in the general all that much in the first place and only ever went there because it was the only place to post.

We also got a lot of new people coming into our thread too after we moved
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>>2430807
hi anon
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>>2430809
>sheepy
haha whoops
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>>2430813
>Pretending not to be new.
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>>2430821
Yo thats ableist.
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>>2430807
How was your day? My boss can be a real jerk sometimes.
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>>2430602
>implying that even combined they could be anywhere near being as bad as /b/read
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>>2430772
Contribute by not shitposting, drawing, making screencaps, gifs, macros, etc.

Writing is shit tier contributing. Unless the writing is for quests etc...
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HI GUYS I JUST GOT BACK FROM SCHOOL AND HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING TODAY I'M GREAT THANKS FOR ASKING
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>>2430830
Oh god I know, I hate working.
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>>2430837
>don't write guys I don't like it
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>>2430830
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>>2430828
ableeist pony is most able
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>>2430837
This is an opinion.
>>
whenever people say "build my own computer" I never know whether they're talking about literally buying all the parts separately and constructing it themselves, or whether they just mean they're buying a custom computer
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I fucked a horse
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>>2430846
Wow, when does your school let out for summer?


>tfw we can go into straight-up /b/read with little effort
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oh great and now we have a /b/read poster in here

Dark Janitor will probably deletee it. He deletes eveything now.
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>>2430805
>but it's the original anons that we lost
>implying I'm not here still

I barely post much because its the summer but I try to get at least a 30 minute dose each day
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>>2430837
>Writing is shit tier contributing.
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WOW MY JOB REALLY SUX GOOD THING I HAVE YOU GUYS, MY ONLY FRIENDS
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>>2430858
Obviously.
>>2430855
I do like the writing, but it's not the same as art or screencaps.
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>>2430864
>>2430850
>>2430830
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>>2430873
Alplblewm pls go
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>>2430861
When people say "building my own computer" they mean ordering individual parts online/elsewhere and constructing it themselves.
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>>2430876
complaining about shitposting is still shitposting
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>>2430876
Really?
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STOP RUINING THE MOOD YOU FUCKERS

I ALMOST FELT GOOD TALKING WITH THE /V/ANON

ALSO MY CAPSLOCK IS STILL STUCK
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>>2430861

You buy all the parts separately silly. Getting deals on separate parts saves you lods of emone.
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>>2430622
>I'm sure it can't be as worse as visiting daytime /v/.
I think we have a salty seawolf here guys.

God speed brave traveler!
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>>2430836
>Fluffy pone along not being worse than the /b/read

We need to talk, anon.
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>>2430871
Its only contributing for austistic faggots. The most that is acceptable is a quick greentext.
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>upset nobody likes writing

Reading is for faggots, deal w/ it
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man i sure am glad you guys like my writing

because at this point i think it'd literally take just one seriously negative comment to send me into a depression spiral
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You're bathing with Pinkie and she farts in the tub, What do you do?
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>>2430866
I'm pretty sure it's one butthurt anon calling anyone who posts with a reaction image an avatarfag and then a bunch of people making fun of him
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have you seen this MLPG?
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>>2430602
But I like the tulpa threads.
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>>2430899

what if your mom reads my dick
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>>2430837
>making screencaps

Sent...
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If your favourite horse had to change her hair colour what colour do you think would suit her best
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>>2430875
>not as good as art
A silly opinion but-
>or screencaps
hahahahhahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAshut the fuck up sentenal
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>>2430875
>Contributing is contributing.
>Unless it's that kind, that one does not count.
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>>2430905
No, that's pretty good.
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>>2430876
shitposting is a buzzword
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>>2430900
ur a faget
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>>2430902

Probably laugh, I guess

farts are funny
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>>2430907
She's blind. But thankfully your dick is so smothered in warts she can still read it as braille.
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>>2430890
Sorry Loudanon, here, take this best pony for your trouble.
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>>2430905
That's pretty amusing, actually.
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>>2430911
RAINBOW
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>>2430906
Hoppip pls go
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>>2430900
People probably only enjoy it because it's smut. But hey, they're still enjoying it.
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>>2430897
>The most that is acceptable is a quick greentext.
Oh good.
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>>2430900
Your writing is pathetic. You are pathetic. Kill yourself.

Please don't.
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>>2430902
fart in the tub too
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>>2430861
Buying parts and assembling themselves.

It's not too hard; screwing the motherboard into the case and dealing with thermal paste are the hardest parts imo. Read all documentation, plug stuff in where it needs to go, and curse as you lose mounting screws that you swear were right fucking there.
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>>2430905
Yes. on reddit
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>>2430890
We can still talk anon
What do you want to talk about?

I personally felt that Pinkie and Rarity were MVPs this season, but I suppose marathoning them over the course of a few days left only my favourite episodes sticking out in my mind, which featured those two
At least Fluttershy got some decent episodes this season at least

How are the friendship levels, /co/?
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>>2430905
What am I looking at here exactly?
2 pony OCs representing their team?
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>>2430935
I'm not hoppip, but I do have a young tulpa.
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>>2430661
>Check out the fluffy pony threads if you're a sadist and the /b/reads if you're a masochist.

fix'd
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>>2430911
Yellow.


But in all seriousness it might be neat to see her with a nice burgundy.
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>>2430943
>your
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>>2430902
Pretend I didn't notice, and never look at her the same way again.
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>>2430911
>applejack losing her golden locks

No Probably some shade of red hair wouldn't look too terrible
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>>2430911
She already did. It was a light blue, then it turned all misty and magical and shit.
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>>2430936
>smut

hey that's what I thought

but my nonsmut seemed to go over very well


>>2430943
see now that does nothing. Just generic "it sucks" or whatever means nothing to me.
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>>2430953
is the National team
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>>2430905
Great, now i'm embarrassed as a fan of the show AND as an American
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>>2430961
>cheeselegs
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>>2430948
Friendship levels have been in decline all day.
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>>2430967
>not blonde AJ
Whoa nelly.
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>>2430953
2 ponies one represents america, the other canadia
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>>2430970
Fishing for compliments again, anon?
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>>2430948
Apparently right now friendship levels are GILDA
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>>2430970
I was joking, I actually like your writing. You faggot.
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>>2430981
>legs

no god please no
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>>2430970

Your plot is flat and your characters are shallow and superficial.
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>>2430948
>Pinkie
>MVP
She was a annoying cunt this season.
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>>2430973
I get that, I'm just wondering why people in the thread are liking this.
What kind of person would hang a banner like that? A die hard brony.
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>>2430970
TAW?

Don't have a fucking breakdown you twat
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>>2430973
Anyone draw porn of them yet?
Fucking one another with baseball bats?
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>>2430990

levels are beyond Gilda. levels are Yellowautistm.
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I don't have many sleeping ponies.
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>>2430988
always

>>2431007
hahaha no
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>>2431007
darf probably.
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>>2430986
oh god
>north american soccer fans
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>>2431012
Levels are getting close to brony
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>>2430998
>opinions I guess. I really enjoyed the Smile song, Baby Cakes and her in the uh, the one where Applejack sucked at sports
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>>2431023
>Soccer
get a load of this faggot
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>>2430998
uh no
pinkie is best character of s2
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>>2431023
I just vomited in my mouth a little. How embarrassing.
I've never been more ashamed at clapping to something.
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>>2429179
oh godd
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>>2431023
>Soccer.
Only the most useless of sports could attract such rampant faggotry.
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>>2431023
If only those ponies weren't so bad looking, I wouldn't feel as horribly awful as I do now.
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>>2431013
DID SOMEONE SAY SLEEPING PONIES?

>>2431023
This....makes me sad for some reason.
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>>2430970
The plots are forced and trivial, the writing is obviously an attempt to sound well written but comes across as tryhard, you use too many in show catchphrases in an attempt to make the characters sound in character, your smut is well written but it loses the impact after the second fiction and each subsequent fiction just sounds the same as the last.
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>>2431050
this
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>>2431022
darf's already got some really harsh and patronizing comments, on fimfiction of all places

poor guy
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>>2431050
>>2431039
>>2431045
>Rarities father when looking at Soccer.
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>>2431050
But that's not handegg.
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>>2431050
is the most popular sport in the planet
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>>2431023
ABORT ABORT
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>>2431032

>HUEHUEHUE MAYBE IF I SAY BRONY IT WILL STIR UP THE SHIT
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>>2430911
Dash with red or blue
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>>2431069
>>2431066
>povertyball
Stay mad, yuropoors.
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>>2431062
Too bad he act like a little bitch this days.
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has anyone streamed Drawn Together to watch Tara be all racist and fat?
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>>2431063
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>>2431069
That's only because you don't need money to be able to play it.
Or skill other than 'kick circular thing at goal'
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>>2431069
>in the planet

Our subterranean brothers do love a bit of soccer, don't they.
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cute ponies and donkeys please
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>>2431079
soccer makes more money than american handegg does

stay mad faggot
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>>2431079
actually, the richest sport teams in the planet are soccer teams
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>>2431063
We never did get R63 Rarity and Raritydad hoofegg >feels
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>>2430830
11/10

would spit tea again
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>>2431090
>no skill in Soccer
Ok you could have used so many arguments

But that was retarded
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>>2430913
>>2430909
I was playing Batman.

Stop bringing me up.
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>That feel when no one will ever write a feel for your background pony waifu
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>>2431099

Of course the poor are going to throw money at the only thing that distracts them from being poor.
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>>2431090
Handegg:
>throw the ball at people
>try to squash people that have the ball
>run towards a line
>kick the ball between some poles
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>>2431099
>>2431100
>yurop
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>>2431099
>yuropoors complain about commercials in american sports
>0-0 games
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>>2431113
Stop responding, dipshit.
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>>2431108
We never got Rarity and her mothers conversation in Rarity Quest either.

Sometimes we cannot get good things.
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so mlpg i haven't haven't had internet access in 3 weeks due to my computer being broken. anything of significant interest happen in my absence?
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Soccer is for faggots, only the manliest play Football
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>>2431113
I'll never be like you.
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>>2431131
No.
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>>2431131
Fucking archives, how do they work?
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the request was Pinkie Pie in a dominoes uniform and I kinda messed up but oh well.

Requests I guess?
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>>2431131
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icTrzUuWlHI
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>>2431097
I like fuzzy donkey
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>>2431117
And they all wear thick padded armor and helmets because they're pussies afraid of getting hurt. Any american "football" player would get torn apart in a rugby league.
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>>2430869
lett me help
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFD7C04F6DFC0016B&feature=mh_lolz

it's incomplete but will do for now
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>>2431117
>Try to compare them.
>"HAUEUEUE, TEY JUST AS EASY!"
>Has to link 3 more things.
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>>2431131

Well there was the shitfit some faggot had on tumblr over hopopopo's lyra fucktoy. We had a good few threads that day.
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>>2431115
I know that feel
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>>2431108
How the heck can non unicorns even play that game? They have no way of gripping the ball. The lacing serves no purpose
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>>2431131
Bronies freaking out over hoppip's plushie was probably the only interesting thing.

Oh and that brony documentary shit but I'd like to think that's still not happening and is one big joke
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>>2431145
Nice job anon.

Can you draw the twins eating pizza?
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>>2431097
is that rule63 sleepyhead?

bueno!
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>>2431136

no. only the manliest play water polo.
>>
The worst feeling of all is being ignored. I'd rather be ross right now than be in my current state.
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>>2431124
I'm curious, aren't those worse shit posts than my response is?
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>>2431142
You know, asking someone to go through three weeks of archives to find out if we finally came to an agreement on who is the best pony Rarity, btw is a bit much.
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>that secret in Renne Quest
Holy fuck LK
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>watching physical sports and not esports
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Why Pinkie and Gummy are best ponies?
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>>2431159
That day was great, especially when GG got going
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>>2431177
We truly are good /x/
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>>2431171
There are no 'tiers' of shitposting. Something is either a shitpost or not.
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>>2431170
no you don't
bad attention will make you feel horrible
feel good you're not in the limelight
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>>2431167
No, the manliest fought in the gladiatorial arenas.
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>>2431185

That whole day was glorious.
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>>2431177
Could someone give me a link to the latest session?
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>>2431185
Hoppip and I are lovers in my MLPG Fortress game
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>>2431171
They're equally as shit.

You need to learn to stop fucking responding. That's your problem. That's ALWAYS been your problem. You will literally never fucking learn.

Watch, you're going to respond to this.

It's like talking to a brick wall.
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>>2431167
>not getting naked, oiled up, and wrassling
Nigga what
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>>2431203
Fucking this. UFC is for faggots.
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>>2431192
Why didn't you call them out?

>>2431207
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Boat%20Quest/Log%204.7z
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>>2431145
That's pretty dern cute. I can see Pinkie as the peppy one on the phone, Dash would probably spit in the garlic bread
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>>2431215
TIME TO OIL UP
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>>2431190
I honestly never expected that sort of thing from him
Everything he draws is usually so cute, and then HORROR SHOW
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>>2431227
LET'S GET OILY
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>>2431184
because they are professionals
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>>2431211
It just feels bad man
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>>2431177
Was it another thing you need a smartphone for?
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>>2431218

>pinkie is taking your order on the phone
>she purposely fucks with you on the phone and getting your orders wrong
>"so you want double bell peppers?"
>meanwhile, Dash is checking online for those orders
>by "checking", she's playing video games
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>>2431239
I FUCKING LOVE OIL
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>>2431239
AWW YEAH TIME TO GET TWOILY
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>>2431206
Is he still butt blasted about it?
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>>2431242
>>2431184
They are good horse and pet
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>>2431257
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>>2431215

i do that too.
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>>2431261
I'm sure he is.
Did the auction end?
Did one of us get it?
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>>2431242
"Switzerland is small and neutral! We're more like Germany: ambitious and misunderstood."
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>>2431268
What kind of a cropped image is that?
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>>2431145
>>2431218
>>2431248
>Order online
>"Special requests?"
>Draw a pony on the box
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>>2431263
>rape

Hehe goddamit.
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>>2431257
>Shining Armor voiced by Sniper
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>>2430902
>tfw you'll never take a bath with Pinkie Pie
>tfw she'll never fart in the tub
>tfw she'll never join in when you snicker at her fart
>tfw your eyes will never meet, and you'll never embrace her in a romantic kiss
>tfw you'll never make sweet love in the tub while competing in making the biggest fart bubbles

>tfw you got a boner from typing this
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>>2431245
>Was it another thing you need a smartphone for?
>not using a decoder
Shmoogle doogle, etc.

http://zxing.org/w/decode.jspx
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>>2431268
Shining Armour is one creepy motherfucker.
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>>2431281
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>>2431282
>some 40 year old mexican dude lazily sketches an ugly 3dpd pony on your box
>you're obligated to tip extra well
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>>2431290
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vhNWzK_yGA
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>>2431282
>Special request.
>"Run the pie through twice. I want it extra Jued."
>>
Love is fancying someone more than they are objectively appealing.

Love is two people who are a little bit deluded in each other's favor.
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>>2431302
>ask them to draw a pokemon once
>nothing
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why is it the little things in life that make me smile most mlpg

pic unrelated
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>>2430961
helloooo nurse!
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>>2431323
Little pones.
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I used to wonder what friendship could be
and I still do..
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>>2431282
The one time I went to a Dominos, the server was an obese guy called 'Huggy'. It took all my will to not laugh.
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>>2431328
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>>2431303
That guy is a bro.
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>>2431332
is that flan? I love flan
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>>2431332
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>>2431323
There are no little things, anon. Just things. Things that make you smile
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>>2431332
>puddi
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>>2431323
oh ouch that picture hits hard

I want a daughter mlpg

a little daughter pone named scootaloo

when did i become cwc
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>>2431351
It's PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI
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>>2431344
Is that from an official comic, or just some fancomic?
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>>2431351
BUY FLANTASY FLAN
BUY FLANTASY FLAN
BUY FLANTASY FLAN
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>>2431344
friendship suxx i rather take gold anyday
>>
does anyone have that video about the guy wanting "on a cross and arrow" to be an episode
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>>2431362
Trust me, you don't want a daughter. It's horrible to watch them turn into teenagers.
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>>2431372
a cross and arrow?
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>>2431050
>implying murka's opinion over sports matters
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>>2431373
Fuck, this..
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>>2431368
>NOT BUYING SALVE
WHAT ARE YOU, A COMMUNIST?
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>>2431373
why

that's the time whenever they're at their hottest
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>>2431380
it's a fanfic
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>>2431069
There's a planet?!
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>>2431380
It's a fanfic where the pones get transported to r63 pone world.
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>>2431391
4chan, everyone
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>>2431391
That's... not how being a father works.
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>>2431393
>>2431404
And let me guess they fuck.
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>>2431380
A fanfic where the main 6 get transported to a genderbent Equestria and meet themselves.
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>>2431404
I wouldn't mind an evil alterverse episode ala every incarnation of star trek ever.
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>>2431391
>implying teenage scootaloo is better than loli scoots
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PONE
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>>2431404
>>2431393
And it's a good one

>>2431413
No.
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>>2431409
oh shit it's not?

damn I've been doing it wrong this whole time
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>>2431391
Unless they fall in with the wrong crowd and start using tan cream and listening to Justin Bieber.
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>>2431413
Well, DUH
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>>2431420
...you're right my bad

i want every scoots
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>>2431413
There's some slight shipping, but nothing major. They are technically genetic doppelgangers of one another.
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>>2431413
Everyone except AJ and Twilight want to fuck themselves.
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>>2431419
>evil beards
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>>2431424
Sometimes I forget MLPG is on 4chan
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how many of mlpg has raised children
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would you this horse?
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>>2431448
Right here.
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>>2431421
That's a good pone.

I want more of that pone.
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>>2431380
>>2431393
Yeah, and there was this guy who was demanding that everyone in the brony community demand that it be made into an episode "OR EVEN SERIES OF EPISODES"

"SEASON THREE MAY STILL BE IN PRODUCTION SO WE HAVE A UNIQUE CHANCE TO TURN AN AMAZING FANFICTION...
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>>2428891

>teenage scootaloo
>>
>Changelings change into the pony you love.
That makes that fight scene with the girls like, some sort of fucked up shipping love triangle thing I think...
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>>2431457
Yes.

Tenderly.
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>>2431457
Probably. Not my favorite though.
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>>2431457
Only if she has her natural hair color.
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>>2431413
And the male fluttershy is named "Butterscotch"

...o-oh shit...is that why Apleblewm used that as his steam handle?

Did he imagine himself as a r63 fluttershy?
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>>2431463
I was emailed on youtube, asking if I wanted to contribute my voice to one of the cast.

I told them to go fuck themselves.
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>>2431461
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>>2431458
what is it like
going into labor?
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>CMC VA's going to Everfree Norhtwest

lel
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>>2431484
Mind blown...
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>>2431463
I'm going to need a link to believe this.

I don't believe anything you people say, especially after the whole Jessy thing yesterday.
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>>2431493
I adopted and am male, so I wouldn't know.
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>>2431419
>>2431441
I want to see all the ponies with evil goatees.
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>>2431457
Older ponies are nice. They're easy going and less likely to kick you to death
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>>2431448
Reporting
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>>2431500
>believing things we say even with links
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>>2431472
>pony you love changes you into a changeling
what do
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>>2431493
Like bags of sand bursting.
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>>2431461
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>>2431500
That's why I'm asking for a link...
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>>2431500
What Jessy thing?
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>>2431484
The r63 names are fucking stupid except Applejack that one is good.
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>>2431463
What sort of retard would do such a thing?
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>>2431448
Do cabbage patch kids count?
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>>2431489
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>>2431503
did you adopt a loli and raise her as a single dad?
that's a story right out of an anime
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>>2431493
Like having to poop a bag of sand from your vagina.
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>>2431526
>JJ with blush
>not even doing anything worthy of blushing

I still laugh.
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>>2431500
>the whole jessy thing yesterday
wait, what
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>people in the MLPG have shaped young minds
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>>2431506
>Celestia with a goatee
>she coils it around her finger whilst raising the sun
That sounds silly!
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>>2431526
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>>2431536
they already did and i unfollowed
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>>2431536
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>>2431530
To avoid drama, tl;dr someone made a shit post as Jessy and a good chunk of the thread was about crap from a few assholes.
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>>2431538
A single male cannot adopt a girl where I am from. The reasoning is that there is no genetic link to stop you from wanting to fuck her when she comes of age. On the other hand, there's no genetic link to stop her from wanting your dick.

If I was gay I'd be allowed to adopt a girl but not a boy.
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>>2431536
>Will in charge of being funny
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>>2431551
>finger
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Delivering
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>>2431571
Oh god
OH GOD FREUDIAN SLIP
I MEANT HOOF
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>>2431575
It's taxing?
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>>2431575
that made me smile
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>>2431575
>>
B4844BC
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>>2431569
Unf.
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>>2431526
>>2431552
we posting casual pony now
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>>2431575
With love.
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>>2431569
is that for real? they actually have a policy that gay guys can adopt girls?
what the fuck country is that?
>>
Found it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnMvVKZUwA
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>>2431575

>Twilight_hears_what_she_did_last_night_while_drunk.gif
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>>2431598
and smiles~
>>
Is alt+left click not working for saving pics for anyone else, or did I accidentally turn something off?
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>>2431587
>dat animation error
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>>2431611
works fine for me
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>>2431610
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>>2431587
>>2431575
Not enough Marker Pony
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NANANANANANANANA
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>>2431602
>Not wanting to make a series using F:E
Bronies sure do love wasting time and money on shit.
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>>2431594
who is the most casual pone
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>>2431611
>never knew about that
>try it
>mfw

It does work, by the way
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>>2431632
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>>2431602
No.
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>>2431594

>casual pony
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>>2431594

more like prettiest pone
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>>2431634
You should know brony.
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>>2431632
He IS pretty sexy.
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>>2431599
England. There's no discrimination on the grounds of adoption.

It's all about suitability for the child. Girls are allowed with gay couples, so are boys, but I was told by my adoption agent (or whatever they are called, I can't remember) that single gay men can't adopt a boy.

It was two years ago now, the rules may be different or I may have misheard.
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>>2431628
That's not a smile Twily
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>>2431594
I like LoudBlue
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>>2431602
>tfw so beta he can't even maintain eye contact with the camera

poor guy
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>>2431659
Shut up, Nanaki.
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>>2431650
Did you finish that Twiluna fic?
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It's too early for night pone.
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>>2431602
Here we find an actual neckbear in its natural habitat, its mothers basement.
It has discovered one of our hidden cameras and is attempting to mate with it.
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>>2431623
>Animators in charge of knowing how layers work.
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Never before have I played a game of Tribes in which my entire fucking team decided to just play grabass in the gen rooms.
Five fucking pathfinders on the team, but no one could actually go get the flag. Holy shit.
And everyone else just stood around doing who fucking knows.
Goddamn.
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>>2431692
3:24 here
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>>2431602
Autism is a horrible thing.
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>>2431677
He tried to turn the camera off but he had a case of hoverhand.
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>try to think up a color scheme for Renne
>"Yeah, that looks good, I like this combination!"
>it's Nanaki's colors
Well shit.
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I'm trying to make some things that I could potentially sell at Spaghetticon.
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>>2431673
Me too I think she is good pone.
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>>2431602
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>>2431699
no one gives a fuck renard
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>>2431707
To be fair, it's not a bad color scheme.
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>>2431602
I still love everything about this video.
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>>2431673
I want to hug Luna.
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>>2431707
She looks like marker pone in my head.
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>>2431705
In this case, it appears autism does actually speak.
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>>2431692

It's always time for night pone
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>>2431692
I dont see why we can't enjoy all of the ponies at any given time of the day
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>>2431707
I'd ship it.
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>>2431718
But it'll be inextricably linked to Nanaki here, so he's in an awkward spot.
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>>2431716
>renard
Not cool, man.
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>>2431708
Draw some shit with Trixie or Dash.
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>>2431708
Looks great, but nobody will care unless you cater to their every whim.
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>>2431548
I mourn for the future generations...
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i think fluttershy is a pretty casual pone
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IncestAnon from last night here;

If two sisters are having sex with the same guy at the same time, but don't do anything to each other; would you consider that incest?

NOTHING, not even kissing.
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>>2431708
Applejack x her hat OTP.

But rly this is pretty.
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>>2431739
>Someone compared Oudessy to Renard for his female Red Bull model singer lady.
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>>2431727
>>2431728

FINE JEEZ.
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>>2431681
Hey Nanaki, stop samefagging and go finish TM chapter 2.
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>>2431708
Make the plushies have holes in them.
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Who's a silly pone?
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>>2431748
http://pbskids.org/video/?category=Mister%20Rogers%27%20Neighborhood&pid=7iaB9P32IZBHaljDCzAU4Eb
h7bPlze_1
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>>2431759
Thats not incest and kissing is not incest but is hot.
>>
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=80240.2040;topicseen

>add fluffy ponies as useless pets or butcherable vermin

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE OH GOD WHY
on the plus side it looks like he juts signed up for the forums, probably some edgy kid hearing about how dorf fort lets him be edgy
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>>2431708
I don't think Appajack is exactly a favorite among bronies. Try Twilight or Dash.
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>>2431756
we can all agree that PP and RD are most casual
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>>2431752

It could be worse.

People in /mlp/ could be shaping young minds.
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>>2431602
I can't help but admire how passionate he is about this.

I wish I still have the enthusiasm to muster a fuck about trivial shit like this.
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>>2431718
It isn't a bad color scheme, but yeah.
>
>>2431737
Since I'm running this thing for you guys, there's no way around it.
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>>2431748
but its alright now
i learned my lesson well
you see you cant please everyone
so you
got to please yourself
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WHAT I LEARNED AT MLPG IS?!
WHAT I LEARNED AT MLPG IS?!
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>>2431569
Can't you pretend being gay?
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>>2431769
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>>2431799
Everything is shit unless it's not by us first.
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>>2431602
>No.
>sentenal01 6 minutes ago
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>>2431799
Never respond, no matter what.
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>>2431799
Fucking a bottle of Coke is socially acceptable.
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>>2431791
But Anon...

We're in /mlp/.
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>>2431763
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>>2431722
Who wouldn't want to love Splotchbutt?
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>>2431791
>/v/ has shaped future gamers
>/pol/ has influenced our eventual representatives and politicians
>/co/ is warping the potential comickers and animators of the future
>/b/ has created a whole generation of narcissists
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>>2431780
Thats just silly and redundant. Theres already a vermin creature called a fluffy warbler or something that does that.
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>>2431834
Celestiafags?
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>>2431834
From what I've been told, non-autistic people;_;
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Lunafags >>>/ponychan/
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>>2431668
I would never adopt a boy. I fucking hate those blood thirsty animal-torturing spastics and plus I'm a shitty male role-model I watch pone for crying out loud!
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>>2431821

>/mlp/
>not /co/

OUT
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>>2431560
Huh, well that sucks. Sorry about that, guys.
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>>2431866
I'll gladly take my autism if it means I get best princess.
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>>2431839
Yeah, fluffy wamblers, but this guy just wants to live out his gore fetishes within Dwarf Fortress

And Fluffy Wamblers were known to be the only things capable of killing Bronze Colossi in earlier versions
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>>2431874
YOU CAN'T RUN FROM THE TRUTH, ANON.
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>>2431877
Jessy pls draw pink horse
pls

pls
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>>2431869
We get on fine, he's grateful for me. He knows he's adopted but he calls me dad. Took him a little while to warm to the idea, until randomly one day he said "Anon, can I call you dad, please?"
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>>2431879
>She will never be in the new season.
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>>2431877
>>2431894
pls
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>>2431852

I'm a celestiafag and I like nighttime Celestia just fine.
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>>2431898
>she will never be in the finale
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>>2431895
>Anon, can I call you dad, please?
anyone got that pone having a heart attack?
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>>2431877
You really need to get a tripcode. Yesterday was just silly.
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>>2431866
oh anon, we're all autistic here, i'm autistic, you're autistic
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>>2431895
Did you respond with "No, you will call me by my spirit pony name!"
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>>2431874
Please for the love of god someone make this into a gif that revolves.
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>>2431891

It is you who are confused Anon. Not me.
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>>2431869
but their balls are so soft
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>>2431877
>>2431894
>>2431901
No, draw blue horse!

This blue horse not that other one.

pls
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>>2431902

New Luna is best Luna anyway.
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>>2431759
What would be the fun in that?
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>>2431879
I know thats supposed to be a crescent, but all those little signs look liker her smiling ridiculously huge
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>>2431895
>being named Anon
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>>2431925
They kinda look like Diamond Dogs laughing.
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>>2431921
no jessy dont listen to this pretender
he a playa hata and a busta

pls dont listen and draw pink horse 5eva
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>>2431906
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>>2431928
>Not calling Anon your son.
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>>2431852
Celestiafag, I still love Splotchbutt.
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>>2431877
Sorry for Full Stop playing bad in League yesterday. He's a terrible nunu.
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im gonna change my name to pinkle pei
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>>2431928
I am naming my kid Anonymous just because I am a massive fucking asshole.
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>>2431925
Haha holy shit I thought they were Diamond Dogs, like she's got an army of them or something
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>>2431919
kochalka pls go
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>>2431942
>pick Nunu
>don't jungle
Hurr
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>>2431949
>Anonymous Exploding Yellowvan
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>>2431902
>>2431940
You're alright, Anons.
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>>2431969
SEE
THE JOKE IS THAT THE PRINCESS IS A SLUT AND LIKES SEX

SEX IS THE JOKE
AGAIN
HAHAHAHA
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>>2431969
LOL XD
>>
>ITT noobs still playing league instead of superior DotA2

I shiggy FUCKING diggy
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>>2431981
Well of course, that Tumblr is about sex you dodo.
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>>2431981

OH MAN, TELL IT AGAIN.
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>>2431969
Someone post that JJ parody pic.
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>>2431923
Well I'm actually trying to write something people will like. Past experience shows me that shock value doesn't get you more than the very fringe of people. I don't want to turn off too many people, but I do agree with >>2431776 A little tease might be good.
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>>2431990
sex
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>>2431969

>Girl Wood

And Ubisoft was still the best conference. What happened to you vidya?
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>>2431986
>Noobs.
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>>2431986
>Playing MOBAs at all
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>>2431991

Which one?
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>>2431989
He could at least shake it up and actually make the same joke creative instead of "I want to fuck you lol"
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>>2431986
>tfw I will never get a DOTA 2 invite
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>>2432000
vidya ded
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>>2431991
boop
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>>2432006
How many are there?
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>>2431895
>>2431895
Just wait till puberty.
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>>2432008
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>>2432008
>tfw you've given out 4 so far
Feels so good
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>>2432018

Well, if you count all the blushing parodies....quite a few.
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>>2431986
DOTA 2 is great and all, but I wish they had a surrender option like in LoL

Every game is guaranteed to have at least one person leave.

But at least the courier is cute. It wears little goggles and everything
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>>2431969
I don't care what you think about JJ, but I love how he draws Luna/Celestia.
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>>2432017
Hehehe
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>>2431969
Does he do anything other than sex jokes? Hell, I imagine this blog isn't even about molesting is it?
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>>2432008
>tfw it's more fun to spectate than play
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>>2432037

His ponies are fine, it's just everything else that gets on our tits.
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>>2432019
I am looking forward to it, really. Life is too short to dread things.
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>>2432028
Do you have another to spare?
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I got bored of waiting for LK to colour this himself so

boop
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>>2431949
Would totally fucking do this and unfortunately I'm not even joking.
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>>2432036
>Where is the concede button?
>Where is the concede button?
>Where is the concede button?
>Where is the concede button?
>Where is the concede button?
>Where is the concede button?
>Where is the concede button?
>Where is the concede button?
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>>2432034
Then I'm gonna need a folder.
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>>2431949
>not calling him Courage Wolf
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>>2432008
You can buy into it now for 40 or 30 USD

I wouldnt
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>tfw 8 more pictures

Surely we can all still stay around for a while and just chat pleasantly?
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>>2432062
Hey!
Don't get fucking greedy anon. Jesus christ
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>>2432036
You do know if someone leaves the game becomes safe to leave and you can leave without being penalized, right?
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>>2432069
>THERE IS NO CONCEDE
AHHHHHHHHH
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>>2432063
>dat transparency
OH god my dick
>>
why would anyone want to play dota
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>>2432078
Why would someone pay for an invite to a game that's going to be F2P?

I can sort of see why Molyneux wants to do that experiment.
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>all this Luna
And now >>2432063
I love you guys.
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>>2432086
Deal with it you casual faggots
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>>2432079
But how will I continue to post pictures of Luna?
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>>2432079
IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO A BETTER PLACE
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>>2432092

>autism
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>>2432074
>Not naming him "Leth"
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>>2432092
Mainly cause my friends are playing

>>2432083
;_;
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>>2431969
>Gamer "pandering to the lowest common demoninatior" Luna is horrid. Worse than futa shy, worse than all of the hearts Glitterglow has broken.
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>>2432063

I know it's >fetishes but just how in the fuck can anyone like this?
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>>2432094
It is a beginners bundle
Comes with two sets of cosmetic shit.

You're essentially paying to get someone interested in the game who might not be, or you buy it when you start to get the items and then invite a friend
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>>2432079
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>>2432079
Hahaha get a load of this faggot.
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>>2432106
You could actually do this
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>tfw Diamond Dogs vocal mix.
Yessss
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>>2432112
I hope that you noticed you answered your own question.
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>>2432109
I agree with this. Anything that attempts to pander to "gamers" should be thrown into the pits.
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>>2432069
HAHAH OH FUCK I REMEMBER
I REMEMBER
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>>2432069
Damn you anon for making me check.

Damn you

>>2432085
Yeah but ti still ruins the game for everyone and you have to wait another 5-15 minutes for a new one. Abandoning games should have harsher penalties
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>>2432123
>Future Horse
TELL ME YOUR TIME TRAVEL SECRETS.

I MUST TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE WHERE THEY HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY TO SYNTHESIZE MY WAIFU.
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>>2432108
Remember the old fallacy the parents would rebuff you with?

"If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?"

Oh god... parents and logic, man.
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>>2432123
But Future Horse, in time, you yourself shall be Old Horse. What then?
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>>2432140
>you have to wait another 5-15 minutes for a new one
Haha what?
Takes 20 seconds max for me
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>>2432074
>in 2009
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My Little Dungeon fucking pisses me off, the DM chooses the worse options, they players are complete brain dead idiots who can only rush in and fuck ponies. It's embarrassing.
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>>2432156
then the cycle begins anew
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>>2432143
THE FUTURE IS SHITTY.
IT IS ALL GREY AND SHIT.
IT'S LIKE FALLOUT
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>>2432151
"Yeah but we're not jumping off a bridge. We're just playing some FUCKING VIDEO GAMES WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND IT?"
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>>2432151
I was always a little shit to my parents and pointed out how flawed that logic was

>But mum, they're doing something enjoyable that I want to do too, that's not even similar to jumping off a cliff at all
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>>2432063
Noice
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>>2432156
It is the way of the cosmos, a cycle of death and rebirth. I am every horse that has been and every horse that will be.

It's comforting.
>>2432143
You already know, Anon. Deep down you know what the future will bring.
>>
This was a good thread. Surely the next thread will be even better.
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>>2431942
I DAMAGE HER HONOUR BY BEING BAD TEAMMATE OOGA BOOGA

are you really apologizing for something I did involving essentially a stranger on the internet

Yes, I am a shit nunu though.
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>>2432156
You are a psychopath
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>>2432063
I think the top band is supposed to be green too.
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>>2432179
;_;
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>>2432151
>tfw you jump off bridges with your friends every summer
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>>2432165

>people thinking with their dick

GEE, THIS WAS SO SURPRISING.

Also fuck those potion options, futa is like 1/3 a chance of getting which is a major NOPE.
>>
"Suppose everyone thought that way."
"Then I'd be a damned fool to think otherwise!"
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>>2432191
But I love you .̵̤͙.Ì¡Ì£ÌÂnonymous.
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>>2432218
if i was to be murdered by anyone it would be you
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>>2432138
I was at a head shop today and they were playing this
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>>2432196
Do not weep for the future which is of your own making.
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>>2432218
Ī͓͉̱̜̹̪̰̻ͩ́͛̄ͪͪ ̭̼̹ͪ͠ļ͓̲̤̻̞ͩ̀ͯ͑̂ͯo̶͈͕̩͈̺̜ͨ̈ͬ͑͠v̷̦͔̤͓̘̺̈́̓̌̎̀͝eͫ̽̍͋ͣͥ
̷͓̩͎ͪ͊ ͋̅͒͊͂҉̧̘̥͖̳̺̩̻̹y̖̦̯͛ͭ͂͟͞o̡͍̱͈͐̐͂̉͊̀ų̘ͣͫ̓͘͜ ̶̡̜̗̭̪̺̖̱ͤ̃̿͋̑̃̔͆ͫL̤̘͉͙̯͚̮͓ͫ͌̂̾̒ͩͭ̃̊͟K̵͚̼̤̫̗͑̅̚͠.̉̎̿
̨̘̦̹͍̩̣̆̔̈ͧ͝ͅͅͅ
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>>2432186
I'm just poking fun at you, don't worry.
>>
WHO'LL PULL THE TRIGGER
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>>2432218
Lovekraft pls go
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>>2432236
I wish people poked fun at me.
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>>2432240
You'll carry that weight.

Bang.
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>>2432218
Tell me to you just squirm for joy in your seat when we start working through your little easter eggs? I must say last night's were pretty brilliant.

And just wondering, do you ever 'poke' us in the right direction by dropping hints as anonymous?
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>>2432236
It smacks of intense white-knighting is all. Even as a joke such behavior is worrisome.
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>>2432235
THERE IS NO LOVE FOR IT IS WEAKNESS
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>>2432244
ur an faget
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>>2432205
The players decided THEY were going to be the one to drink the P potion.

Fucking why.
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it is time

>>2432258
>>2432258
>>2432258
>>2432258
>>2432258
>>2432258
>>
Time to go to bed.

And fap to ponae

See you tomorrow fags.
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>>2432262
Thanks anon I came.
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>>2432205
IF ONLY THEY GAVE IT TO RARITY AND SHE GOT A DICK
IF
ONLY
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
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>>2432256
You are taking this far too seriously. Pretty sure Jessy doesn't even care either, I'm just it as an excuse for conversation, rather than "Jessy I love your art do more please."

Calm thy white knight sensor.
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>>2432259
woah how do you do that one?
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>>2432296
>I'm just it

Fucking should stop drinking and typing.

*I'm using it
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>>2432296
I AM A COLD UNFEELING MACHINE

I AM ALSO PRETTY SURE JESSY DOESN'T CARE

LET US BE MERRY AND SLAY THE WICKED TOGETHER

Also "*drawfag* I love your art do more please" is always valid, come on now
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>>2432348
I am not prone to such dick sucking, especially when one gets labelled a creeper for such comments aimed at a female drawfag.

"Horsefucker" is enough, thanks.
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>>2432386
Uh generally praise alone doesn't make people creepy, gotta go more XTREEM

Something like "Jessy your drawings are wonderful and I want to pinch your nipples" would probably do it though.
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>>2432419
Or be Noot asking Rose for halp.
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>>2432485
What, is that a thing that's happening? Noot's just crass though...

I REQUIRE DETAILS
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>>2432541
Nutshell: He kept begging Rose for help with his drawings, and he stalked her on tumblr for a time. She mentioned he freaked her out, leading him to apologise for being so... how shall we say... needy.

His whole art style was rote copying Rose's style.
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>>2432611
That...huh. That doesn't even really sound like him. Weird.
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>>2432677
Haven't you been around when he's been mega despondent about his art?

I was surprised too, he's usually so laid back, but he was derailing threads by bitching about his art. Mostly because he hated the nose and hated people commenting on them.
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>>2432711
Fuck's sake am I the only drawfag with some semblance of emotional stability

Not to say I'm not totally fucked in the head, but come on
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>>2432750
Yeah, I lost a lot of respect for him.

Thankfully the only time I use my name is when I take requests, so nothing can ever come back to me. Being anon is great.
>>
SYNOPSIS: Anon moved to Equestria and shacked up with Lyra, who started an affair with him behind Bonbon's back. Pregnant with his hybrid child, they head off to Canterlot to see the mysterious Anthro-Equestrian Interspecies Outreach Union, a think tank organization with particular interest in Lyra's condition...

LAST TIME: The train ride to Canterlot led to an unpleasant encounter with a pony from Bonbon's past, and Anon got some overdue bonding time with Lyra's significant other.

TONIGHT: Anon and company arrive in Canterlot and are welcomed by Lyra's parents. In between meeting the family, going sightseeing, and visiting the AEIOU, you and Lyra will need to get some space and privacy without raising suspicion.

INTRO: http://pastebin.com/6ETeJZdT — PART 1: http://pastebin.com/ACSQ11iw — PART 2: http://pastebin.com/vuDWd0gN — PART 3: http://pastebin.com/FHsBM3FS — PART 4: http://pastebin.com/JQQyvrGT — PART 5: http://pastebin.com/qA7iNnNK — PART 6: http://pastebin.com/MC8nJrAD

ROLE CALL
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>>2433973
Robot role call?
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>>2433973
ok
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>>2433999
Gypsy!

Also nice trips.
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The morning approach to Canterlot is nothing short of breathtaking; you spot the ivory citadels reaching into the cold blue sky amidst falling snow. There's a faint aura about the city, keeping icy winds out of the sprawl. Lyra and Bonbon have also joined you at the window, but while Bonbon is excited to see Lyra's parents again, Lyra seems a little reserved. Sick, even.

"Sorry, must be the altitude. Or breakfast." Lyra smiles weakly before hurriedly stepping away to the bathroom. You can hear her retching.

"Don't worry, she always gets nervous around her parents," Bonbon reassures you.

Make conversation? Ask about Lyra's parents? Make arrangements stay at someone's home, find a hotel, etc)? Go hold Lyra's mane for her? Hug Bonbon?
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>>2434146
Ask Bonbon if she's doing alright after last night.
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>>2434146
>morning sickness
Oh joy!
>mutant half pone half human pregnancy sickness
OH JOY.

Anyways, ask how Bonbon's feeling.
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>>2434192 >>2434204
You ask how Bonbon is feeling after yesterday's altercation. It's a little frightening how quickly that extinguishes her mood.

"Thanks again, for trying to stick up for me. I mean, it's silly, getting all hung up on the past like that. I just gotta keep looking forward, to a nice, happy future. As long as I have friends I can trust, right?" She smiles again and nudges you in the shoulder. Lyra returns and curls up on the couch, still looking nauseous.

You already feel warmer as the train punches through the magic weather barrier. Passing evergreen parks, the train pulls into the gilded marble of Canterlot Station. It's a colorful plaza decorated with numerous banners and accents honoring the winter season and the coming New Year. Ponies from all ends of the spectrum mill about, mixed in with the odd human towering over them.

That's something else about Canterlot: being a locus of magic power, the city sees much interworld travel. There's a high concentration of human visitors and immigrants. So far, only a daring minority (including you) have left Canterlot's metropolitan borders.

[cont'd]
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Stepping onto the platform, Lyra is almost immediately bowled over by a sky-blue mare. "Oh my stars, my darling girl!"
"Mom! Please!" Lyra's blush reaches record intensities as an older stallion stoicly joins the reunion. "Hi, Dad." Bonbon is far more receptive, exchanging a kiss on the cheek with either parent. Soon enough, their attention turns to you.

"I believe an introduction is in order, dear?" Lyra's mom tilts her head. You have no idea how that massive fur-lined hat stays on.
"Uh, Mom, Dad, this is Anon, he's been my... my roommate for the past months. Since he moved to Equestria and all that."

"How novel! Lyra's been curious about your kind, but I never thought she'd see one let alone have one for a roommate all the way out in the country! Oh, I forget my manners—" The blue pony straightens up. "I am Lady Travis, and this is my husband, Lord Travis. But please, call me Ember. And I'm sure you already met the other member of our family, Bonbon."
"We're not—"
"Not yet, yes, but we are keeping an eye out for that engagement announcement!" Lady Travis all but noogies Bonbon, pulling her into a close embrace.

Lyra's mother certainly passed down her exuberance (and her curious attractiveness), but between all the motormouthing you might interject with some kind of greeting.
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>>2434617
Introduce ourselves, tell them it's good to meet them, and tell Lyra that we didn't know her parents were part of the aristocracy.
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>>2434617
"It's really great to meet yo- "
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>>2434617
>Lord Travis
>father
Oh lordy lord what have we gotten ourselves into.
Anyways, uh...
Politely say hello and tell them that it's an absolute pleasure to meet them. You've always wondered what Lyra's parents were like but you never really found a polite chance to ask.

Also,
>>2434656
Yeah, ask Lyra what's up with her aristocratic roots.
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>>2434656 >>2434674 >>2434676

"It's really nice to meet yo—"
"Dearheart, look at all this luggage! Where are you staying?"
"Well, I was thinking of a downtown—" Lyra pipes up.
"Nonsense, we still keep your room at the estate!"
"Whoa, time out." You call out with a little more volume. "Estate. Lord and Lady. Lyra, you didn't tell me you were aristocracy."
"I was shocked, too." Bonbon chuckles. "Her mom comes from old money."
"Yes, don't let it put you off, dearheart." Lady Travis nods. "I'm as friendly as they come. Not at all like that pish-posh crowd you see at the Gala."

"Ahem." Lord Travis has been helping the porter stack up your luggage in a cart. He's sizeable for a unicorn. There's an obvious paternal aggression in the way he looks at you, though his serious expression is certainly offset by the dark fucshia of his uniform. "We shouldn't delay. We'll have plenty of time to catch up at home."

As the party walks off—Ember continuing to lead the conversation and Bonbon barely keeping up—Lyra whispers to you. "Do you still want to push for staying at a hotel?"
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>>2434924
We could probably go and rent a room, but Lyra's parents seem pretty insistent on her staying with them.
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>>2434924
"Not really. Do you think you would be able to give me a tour of the city later, or do we need to think of another way to get away from them?"
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>>2434924
I think we should stay downtown instead, allow lyra and bonbon their time with famiy
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>>2434980
They only said Lyra should stay with them.
Also presumably Bonbon by extension.
Nothin' about us.
We're free to do whatever the hell we want.
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>>2435002
Good point. If we aren't staying with them then it would be easier for her to get away and meet up with us.
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>>2434960 >>2434980 >>2434993
"I think I should find a hotel for myself, just get out of the way so you can spend time with your family. We'll meet up wh—" You're interrupted by a nudge from Lyra's horn. She looks at you with a hard gaze.
"Please don't leave me alone. Not with... the way things are right now." She's trying her best not to get visibly upset. Dad's watching to make sure you don't fall behind.
"She is right." Lord Travis slows his pace to pen you in from the other side. "It's not pleasant to be a lone human downtown right now. The AEIOU has drawn attention towards itself as of late, and there are regular picket mobs on the streets. You'd be safer at the estate, and we could provide you with safe, private transportation."
"Wha-what? They haven't hurt anyone, have they?" Lyra's voice gets very shaky at this.
"If you're going sightseeing, stick to the Citadel and Castletown districts. Downtown's no place for a proper lady like yourself, anyways."

What do you say to all this?
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>>2435231
"What do you mean by 'drawn attention towards itself'?"
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>>2435231
ask how many humans are in canterlot?
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>>2435231
Well now.
Ask her what she mean's by the Downtown comment.

Also, table talk, but where's the AEIOU office located again or wherever it is we're supposed to meet up?
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>>2435258 >>2435299
"Just how many humans are in Canterlot? I thought they'd be more accepted here."
"They are many, and they are accepted in general. It's just those... protesters, that are an issue. They're of either species, actually, these mobs."
"What do you mean? What's the AEIOU done?"
"Nothing as far as my department can tell, but there's plenty of unrest concerning... interspecies affairs." Lord Travis keeps his voice low. "It's best we don't talk about it in the open."
"Dad's a district attorney!"

Your conversation continues in the Travis' spacious carriage... or would continue, if you weren't penned in with ponies you were trying to save face with. In the end, nothing need be said, as Lord Travis points out the window as you pass through downtown.

Ponies and humans alike have formed opposing mobs, holding up signs and shouting angry words at each other.
HORSEFUCKERS — BIGOTS
MISCEGENATION — LOVE AND TOLERANCE
PURITY FIRST — EQUAL IN EQUESTRIA
"The general issue is how to integrate humans. Sex has become the hot-button, and the AEIOU's been the unfortunate scapegoat what with their studies." Lord Travis looks at you with a raised eyebrow. "I imagine the ponies in Ponyville were more... accommodating."
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>>2435719
God dammit, still nothing.
Should we risk it ad try to stealth ask him what his opinion of the whole issue is, since they are gonna be the grandparents of our child?
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>>2435719
"They're a nice bunch. What's your opinion on the issue?"
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>>2435708
That would be Lord Travis talking to you right now.

The AEIOU facilities you're looking for are all located Downtown, a busier region of Canterlot populated by the working class and new money. It's not so much that aristocracy is entirely unwelcome—pleasant individuals like Lyra would certainly have no trouble—but with the current situation, Lord Travis is understandably concerned for his daughter's safety.

If he only knew.
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>>2435842
Well shit. Looks like we're going to need to come up with a plan here.

Is this thread dying out? I just got off work.
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>>2435772 >>2435781
"Certainly nothing like this." You look out the window, seeing a few ire-filled gazes turn in your direction. "Do you have an opinion, Lord Travis?"
"Oh, please, call him Mills. And I go by Ember. First-name basis with all of Lyra's friends!" Lady Travis—Ember—puffs up with pride and straightens her fancy coat. Mills is visibly ruffled.
"We've had integration debates before, with bovines and griffons and more. Equestria is rife with sapient life, this is nothing new."
"I hope they disperse some time before Winter Wrap Up, I would so love to go shopping downtown again without going incognito!" Ember sighs and slumps against Lyra. "We should go shopping for your bridal gowns when this blows over."

"Stop the carriage!" Mills calls out to the drivers, and they stop pulling for a moment. He jumps out and quickly closes the door behind him, rendezvousing with another official-looking pony and some armored guards.
"Lord Travis! We weren't expecting you... Is that a human in there?"
"Never you mind. What have we got?"
"Dear, you're far too involved with your work!" Ember pouts and calls out to him from the window. "Will you be home in time for dinner?"
"We'll give him back to you as soon as possible, Lady Travis!"

"I admire his passion for his work. He inspired me to take up law, as well, you know." As the carriage rolls on, Ember huffs. "But enough about me, what about you? I'm surprised Lyra has a roommate at all, Bonbon's taken this long to even consider moving in with her. She has terrible housekeeping abilities, we spoiled her far too much with all the help..."
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>>2436259
Tell her that Lura pays our share of the rent and we take care of chores. We recently found a job with Bonbon to get some money for a place of our own.
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Huff and make a snide remark about constantly cleaning up after her.
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>>2436321
this
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>>2436259
"Oh, you don't even know the half of it.
Still, it is pretty nice. She pays my share of rent while I take care of chores.
I've recently gotten a job with Bonbon, though, so I'm thinking of getting a place of my own."
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Let's add a joke about only getting a place of our own if Bonbon objects to letting us room with her and her wife.
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>>2436399
That might draw suspicion to us though.
Why would she have a problem with us shacking up with them if we're only friends with Lyra?
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>>2436443
Why would it raise suspicion? What newlywed couple wants to have a renter?
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>>2436487
one that could give them the dick
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>>2436321 >>2436327 >>2436363 >>2436399

"Lyra's actually been paying my share of the rent while I did chores. And, you know, as much as I love being her personal butler, I just got a job from Bonbon, so I'll eventually get my own place." You sit away from the window, not wanting to draw any more stares. "Although, Bonbon... if the candy store thing doesn't work out, I'm definitely game for being a maid for you and your wife."
"That won't be necessary, Anon." Bonbon smiles and shakes her head.
"Hey, we'll have a lot of furniture. He can do heavy lifting!" Lyra adds a bit eagerly.
"Well, it's wonderful to hear that Lyra has such a good friend under her roof." Ember looks uncommonly thoughtful. "But you're on vacation now, darling. I'll give you the biggest guest suite at the estate, and you won't have to worry about cleaning up after yourself."
"Actually, Mom, I was thinking we'd all get a hotel room..."
"What." Ember's expression flatlines. "Downtown?"
"Well, I just kind of wanted go sightseeing, uh, and I didn't want to, you know, get in the way... I mean, you don't know him all that well..."

You might want to make a save on Lyra's behalf.
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>>2436696
Tell her that she doesn't have to be embarrassed about being rich. We won't stop being her friend just because her family has lots of money and power.
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>>2436760
sounds like a good idea here.
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>>2436696
"aand as grateful as i am with being allowed to stay at your estate, I fear I'll only draw a rather bad form of attention if I were to stay"
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>>2436696
God dammit Lyra.
Uh...

>>2436760
I guess this.
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>>2436808
This could work.
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So are you making the call to stay in a hotel by yourself or to join Lyra at her family's estate?
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>>2436967
I'm leaning towards staying at the estate, but if this is a shot to make ourselves out at a hotel we ought to take it. Cautiously, however.

>>2436808
This is a rather good appeal. As a human staying at the DA's estate might bring about a conflict of interest given current events.
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>>2436967
Lyra wants us with her. Let's stay where she stays.
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>>2436760
"Lyra, don't be embarrassed because your family's insanely rich and privileged." That earns you a crooked pout from her. "I'm not going to stop being your friend over something like that."

>>2436808 >>2437006 >>2437089
"That said, I didn't want to cause trouble for your family, especially if your dad could get in trouble for having a human around, but I am really honored to receive your hospitality. I would love to stay at the estate, Ember, and I'll try my best to not be a bother." You give Lyra a knowing look. "I'd rather be among friends."
"Ah, wonderful!" Ember's gaiety returns to her, and your trip to the Travis estate is filled with nonstop earfuls of merriment.

Your arrival is actually unceremonious, with porters readily taking your things up to your room and Ember promising a full tour tomorrow. For now, she orders the lot of you to relax and have a nice, long bath after your long trip on the train. Your guest suite is located a floor below Lyra's chambers (directly underneath, in fact), though you could easily be convinced it were a master bedroom, with its tall windows and lacquered architecture.

[cont'd]
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>>2437006
>As a human staying at the DA's estate might bring about a conflict of interest given current events.
Ooh, that might actually cause some problems.
Maybe we should check in to a hotel.
Wouldn't hurt to ask before we make a decision though.
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>>2437483

Ember essentially gives you free rein to roam about, within reason. She has some legal paperwork to attend to herself and can be found in the study. However, you should seriously consider taking a bath now; she put in a call for masseuses for each of you. With that, she bids you a fond "see you later!"

"Well, I don't know about you, but after that train I could definitely use some R&R to get my mind off things." Bonbon winks at Lyra and sashays towards the stairs.
"O-oh! Yeah. Definitely." Lyra blushes again. As she leaves with Bonbon, she turns back to look at you and mouths a silent "I love you".

Now what? You could certainly try getting lost, or maybe you should take Ember up on that bath.
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>>2437499
Let's take that bath.
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>>2437499
take the bath and if possible, get some background with ember
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>>2437499
Bath.

Meanwhile we need to find a way to get her ass to the AEIOU unseen. Perhaps see if they offer a discreet courier service?
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>>2437554 >>2437558 >>2437576
The bath was already drawn and oiled before you got here, and the water is kept warm by some sort of magic coil. Ember is on top of her game as a hostess.

While you consider your options as you soak in the bath, there's a polite knock at the door before a pony lets herself in. You turn to see the white-uniformed masseuse gingerly make her way over to the bathroom.

"A-ah, sorry to bother you, sir! But you are ready for massage, yes?"

Hm, grilling the help for info is certainly an option...
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>>2437826
We're ready. Ask her about the state of Canterlot and how much danger a lone would be in if he went sightseeing.
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>>2437826
>massage
Does this mean we'll have to strip down?

...Anyways, I guess we could ask her how much trouble it'd be for a lone human to be wandering around Downtown.
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>>2437912
>do we HAVE TO strip down?
Are you taking a bath in your clothes?
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>>2437826
Jeez, she really *is* loaded. I like this 'Lyra's family is fucking LOADED' fanon.
Let's begin, then.
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>>2437859 >>2437912
"Yeah, I'm ready, thanks. Um, if you'll excuse me." You reach for a towel to cover yourself as you rise from the bath, and she directs you to a soft chaise to the side. "You mind if I ask you a few questions? I'm visiting and I'd like to know more about Canterlot."

"Oh, of course. Just lie down and we begin here." She speaks with a slight accent and a lilt in her voice that seems inappropriately youthful for an adult mare. It seems to suit the gentle green hue of her coat, but is a total mismatch for the deep, powerful kneading she can put out with her hooves. "What are you like to know?"

"Well, first—mmph—just what's it like downtown for humans? I heard it's dangerous to go alone."
"I do not go there myself, but my sister, she is one of the maids. When they go to market it is terrible. They... they shout at her. Mean things. For no reason." She's visibly upset by this. "It was not always like this, only when your kind comes. I mean no offense."
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>>2438133
Tell her we don't mind and ask her to continue.
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>>2438133
no offense taken. so i guess it wouldn't be a good idea to wander around downtown alone then.

continue to enjoy the massage.
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>>2438133
Looks like we need to definitely see if the AEIOU offers discreet transport services.

And this is where I need to check out. I'll check the archive in the morning but I really need to hit the sack. I'm not feeling too hot, and it's almost 2AM. Here's my 2c;
Call the AEIOU from a payphone. See if they offer discreet transport.
Find an excuse to get out of the estate with Lyra, board transport if they have any, and get to the AEIOU.
Get done ASAP.
If no transport is available;
We'll need to get creative.
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>>2438238
If we ask a member of the household staff Lyra's parents are sure to find out.
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>>2438179 >>2438237 >>2438238
"None taken. Please continue." You're on your stomach right now, head turned to the side. Looking down you can barely see the curve of her flank as she strains against your spine. Despite the deep pressure she's applying, the plush firmness of an Equestrian pony's hooves are a pleasant sensation to have on your back.

"So even ponies are getting caught up in the mobs? I'm sorry to hear that."
"It is hard, but my sister does her job. I do not think I could go out there, not now." She rubs you down, rolling your skin and muscle beneath the broad edges of her toned forelegs.
"Mmm... Do you know why they're all so angry out there?"
"It is something to do with your kind... they say it is not right to be having relations, intimate ones." She spends much more time on your legs, squeezing and pressing. You can feel the blood moving freely through your body, especially with the added heat of friction beneath her oiled hooves. Some moments, she seems to dwell high up on your femurs, just below your rear.

"I do not know many human myself. I see some, but not always." She gently urges you to turn over, and you can see that she is trying her best to remain composed. She is flush with color, even a little shaky. You've spent enough time with Lyra to recognize when a mare is aroused, and this filly is obviously struggling to remain professional despite being turned on. "Ah, my. Okay, we... um, do front now?"
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>>2438476
"looking a little flushed there, care to take a slight break?"
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>>2438476
"Surely this must be bad for business if mobs are keeping ponies and people from getting to the AEIOU?" Let's turn over and keep our minds on unarousing things. Well be screwing if we fool around with this mare.
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>>2438476
smile knowingly and turn over. remain a gentleman though. i can only imagine what's going on in the poor mare's head.
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>>2438476
Hide horsefucker power level at all costs
Think about getting a haircut or driving a car
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>>2438574
...with lyra and bonbon giving head all the while
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>>2438611
sh-shut up!
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>>2438529 >>2438536 >>2438545
"Don't worry, you're doing a fine job. Take a break, if you have to?" You remain ever the gentleman as you turn over, keeping the towel over your loins as you lean up on your elbows. You smile at her, and this seems to set her at ease.
"...Oh! You had more question?"
"Yes. I heard it was the AEIOU that's at the center of it. How do folks get around the mobs?"
"The, um, pony can go more easily. Sister, she saw humans being pulled aside. Is safer if they have friends, or hidden inside carriage." She shuffles and mumbles something in her native tongue.
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that?"
"Er, how I say... to caravan? Go together and fetch, the one who visits."
"Like a taxi, or pick up."
"Yes! Taxi. Show up and take you where you need to go, without question. Sister, she says AEIOU has send out carriages from garage, barely anyone goes through main door."

Her spirit returns at being able to answer questions, and she returns to working on you from the front. Again, she hovers over your waist, her breathing now much heavier than before. "Um, sir, I can be working on your... the pelvis now? I am not serviced of stallion human before, I apologize if I am less sufficient."

She cutely kneads her hooves together as she applies more massage oils to them, snout slightly scrunched as she holds herself back. Her unifor is fitted to her slender f—

>>2438574
margaret thatcher naked on a cold day margaret thatcher naked on a cold day margaret thatcher naked on a cold day

[THREE ROLLS TO HIDE YOUR POWER LEVEL]
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>>2438803
oh god oh god oh god oh god
OLD WRINKLY NUNS
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>>2438803
Rolling.
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>>2438803
COME ON LUCKY ROLLS
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>>2438803
ronald reagan and rush limbaugh skinny dipping...

rolling...
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>>2438816
>>2438822
>>2438835
Oh dear.
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>>2438816 >>2438822 >>2438835
6 + 2 + 5 = 13 vs DC 15
So close.

All things considered, this masseuse is rather cute. You pinch your thighs together and attempt to hide your swelling member in the folds of the towel, but to no avail. She moves forward with her teeth to remove the towel, slowly, tenderly. Your erection just about bops her on the nose as she pulls away, and she squeaks in surprise, dropping the towel.

"Ah! I am sorry... I scream, is not professional." Her face blossoms pink, a lovely contrast to her spring-green fur. "Scary. I mean, have not seen like it before. Only picture. I... I should stop talking and get back to work? I try not to lick at it—look at it!"

Her hind legs are nervously flexing as she shifts her weight, hot and bothered.
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>>2439011
oh dear. the poor thing. we can't give in to any desires here, that would not end well for anyone, i think.
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>>2439011
Cover ourselves and thank her for the massage, but say it should probably stop now. We don't want to intrude on the hospitality of Lyra's parents and we don't want to risk getting her fired for doing something unprofessional.
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>>2439011
looks like we won't be able to work out of this one...tell her to lock any ways in or out of this room
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>>2439011
ffffuck
Blame it on the massage, and not because the pony is cute. Try to spaghetti-bluff, I have a suspicion that revealing our ponisexuality will lead to bad end pretty quickly
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>>2439011
Oh god dammit.
We can't go cheating on Lyra, even if that is exactly what she's doing to Bonbon.
And besides that, we don't want to go and get her fired.
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>>2439011
"Um, maybe that's enough massage for now. You don't say anything, I won't say anything."
>>
You reach down for the towel and cover yourself up, rattling off an awkward apology. "No, no, you're doing a great job! I'm the one who should apologize. The massage was very, ah, stimulating. If it's a problem for you, you can stop now. It was a very good massage so far, you're not going to get in trouble... Ah, I didn't catch your name?"

"Um, my name? I am >Kiwi >Keen."
"Right, Miss Keen. I'll tell Lady Travis you were a most excellent masseuse and absolutely nothing went wrong. If she asks. Does she ask?" You hurry to get a robe on, and you have it half-tied when you realize she's still hungrily staring at you. At it.

"I'm sorry, but can I...?"
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>>2439210
Try to let her down gently. She cannot.
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>>2439210
She has been such a dear to us...
And it is really only par for the course, considering that Lyra's been doing this for ages and has even gotten knocked up from it to Bonbon...
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>>2439259
>and has even gotten knocked up
Which is exactly why we cannot.
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Our thread is on page 14. Should we move?
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>>2439210
oh dear...

oh deary deary dear...

must... remain... strong... don't... give... in...
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>>2439285
Probably safest. Though there looks to be a light erp going on in the thread that isn't slutty mare quest. Hopefully we can work alongside them?
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>>2439306
I'm trying to move my players to the next thread. Please give them a few minutes to move.
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>>2439325
Ah, I was thinking we'd just leapfrog each other to the new threads as needed, but that works too.
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>>2439325
Alright. Please return to give us the all-clear.

We'll continue in this thread til then. The forum isn't moving too fast.
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>>2439240 No
>>2439259 Yes
>>2439275 No
>>2439291 Maybe

So is this a No vote?

You sure you don't want another scene?

It's been three sessions since the last one... and you didn't even get any pussy that time.
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>>2439394
Please don't fuck the mare.
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>>2439394
as much as penis wants it, i fear that this will not lead to anything but a bad end. so >>2439404
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>>2439374
We're out. Feel free to move.
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>>2439394
Fuck this decision, man
Ah, best not to risk it. If she goes and talks about us getting a boner we can just shrug it off and say we're just a little backed up because we spent the previous night in the same room with a couple of ladies who wouldn't appreciate someone fapping in the bunk above them or something
>>
Update is in next thread.

>>2439544
>>2439544
>>2439544
>>2439544

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