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pony pony twily pinkie pie 2.3 faust

The horse must go on.

Old horse:

>>2413651
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>consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights off
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twily?
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superior waifu still superior.
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>>2416829
>>2416862

Ponies Being Ridden General
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I DON'T THINK THIS IS CHRYSALIS GUYS
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>>2416869
No
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>>2416854
>She will never be creeped out that you imagine her as a cartoon character.
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>>2416869
>3DPD

fuck you
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>>2416881

the only way to be sure is to put it on your dick and see if it starts transforming.
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>>2416881
Answer me honestly
Does the thought of keeping an unponified chrysalis trapped in that glass turn you on?
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>>2416872
>inb4 this is take the wrong way.
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>>2416881
pour warm butter on it and let it crawl down your dick
don't let go of the tail, though!
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>>2416861

How long have you been on hormones?
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>>2416849

There really does seem to be more than /co/ though, though they are probably the largest.

We have /v/, we have /fit/, we stole Kornheiser from /sp/. Definitely some /pol/, /tg/, and /k/ as well.
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>>2416861
I'm proud of you, anon.
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daily injection of cute.
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>>2416913
Cease_ and Dooks pretty much encompass the /mu/ spectrum
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>>2416881
if you're having larvae problems i feel bad for you son

i got 99 problems but a zerg aint one
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>>2416908
>You will never put a pin through Chrysalis and display her with your insect collection.
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>>2416893
>day three of MLPG's crush on Samantha Wright
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>>2416920
That face is unsettling.
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>>2416913

/mu/ and /soc/.
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>>2416881
I'd say its just a black, not fuzzy caterpillar.
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>>2416958
No anon, you should be commended.
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>>2416908
IT KIND OF MAKES ME WANT TO DUMP SOME NAPALM ON IT. IT JUST HISSED AT ME.

>>2416931
DO YOU WANT A ZERG PROBLEM? I'LL MAIL IT TO YOU.
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>>2416958
You're a good man, anon
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>>2416949
It looks like shes trying to shit or something
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>>2416967
Make a little hat for it and glue it on its head
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>>2416967
pour rubbing alcohol on it
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>>2416912
Around 6 and a half months./spoiler]
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>>2416975
>>2416967

Please do this
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>>2416975
Better yet, make a little pone mask and glue it to its head
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>>2416904
I can't be the only one who wants to spread a bit of self awareness to spaghettilands like FimFiction? Y'know, in a friendly way, and see how the other half lives.
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>>2416967

tie it to a balloon like those guys did with the scorpion.
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>>2416984

Do you have a nice ass?
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>>2416975
Whenever I put anything near it, it rears up and tries to bite me.

>>2416976
>killing it

Naw, I'm actually going to keep it alive for as long as I can. Then again, there is that hat thing...
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>>2416958

She's lifting 140 lbs? Shit man. I'm only 160. And I can lift 45.
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>>2417000
Do the fucking hat thing.
Just hold it down or something.
Roll it up in a paper tube if you need to.
Its like 1/200th of your size.
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>>2417003

You seriously can only deadlift 45 pounds?

In 8th grade I weighed 150 pounds and had never deadlifted before. My first time trying it I did 5 reps of 225 without breaking a sweat.

Are you sure you're doing it right?
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>>2416990

I don't know about Fimfiction, but I know Ponychan seems to have mellowed the fuck out, while EQD has gotten even more brazen and autistic.

I swear, one day Seth is going to declare himself god-emperor of Bronykind and try and take over a KB Toys or something.

Reddit/Ponibooru/Tumblr, don't know.
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>>2417003
>45
Uh.
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>>2417000
Rubbing alcohol won't kill it
...immediately
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>>2417011
I just got out the big book of bugs and it's apparently a ground beetle larvae. These things bite.

I'll kill it first. Raising ground beetles isn't as fun as raising moths.
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Is the other guy still here? I don't want this ending on a cliffhanger; there are already too many greentexts that died before they finished.
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>>2416999
I've been told I do, I think I could stand to lose some weight but it's hard to tell from my perspective.

Oh look at us, so offtopic. This is the last one, I'm sorry.
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>>2417037

Don't be like that ;-;
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>>2417030
But having a live beetle larva in a hat is more fun than having a dead one in a hat
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>>2417003
>45
I can lift that one handed and don't really consider that a "feat". I'm out of shape too.
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>>2417040
>>2417037
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>>2416881
That looks almost like a darkling beetle larvae. Give it carrots and rolled oats and raw potato and you might have a cutie like this in a while.
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>>2417053
>No homo though
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>>2417032
Still here. I would have replied, but I'm out of ideas at the moment on where to take it.
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>>2417020
Tumblr is even more normalfag and pedestrian than /mlp/ on a good day
I wouldn't know about Reddit

Ponibooru has no community, it's just people posting stupid shit on images

EQD is exactly like you say - holy fuck, I haven't been there since August, and it's gotten so much worse.

Never been to Ponychan, but that's what everyone says

Is FiMfiction still around?
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>>2417055
Beetles bother the living shit out of me just saying
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>>2417055
Your fascination with bugs is so great
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>>2417055
That's actually a pretty cool looking beetle.

You should raise it, guy.
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>>2417041
oh god it's convulsing in pain what have i done

;_;

>>2417055
the land around my house is infested with those things. They always bite me.

Also this thing just froze and died in a position that is not so conducive to hats

>>2417068
;_;
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Oh god what if the guys at 4chan matched up our ips to our posts? And someone else tied those ips to us? All those fetishes and things I've admitted. All that embarrassing stuff. I'd be destroyed.
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>>2417062
Oh, just say so next time and see if someone else will step in to finish it.
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>>2417014
>>2417022
>>2417044
There actually are people this weak. I'm friends with one.

Trust me, I was exactly as shocked as you, especially considering he's an outdoorsy boy scout type.
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>>2417074
>Having the same IP twice
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>>2417071
DO THE HAT

DO THE HAT
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>>2417071
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>>2417071

plenty more where it came from. its brothers will seek revenge.
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>>2417085
I love that comic
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>>2417080

I just.. I don't even...

I mean I'm glad he's trying, but just...

wow
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>>2417089
What is it? What's it about?
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>>2417084
Oh god. No. I can't do this creature any more dishonor.

Why is this so horrible

Why am I so horrible

I must give it a proper burial on the morrow and hope the swarm doesn't come for me in my sleep.
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>>2417080
But...how?
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>>2417066
>hangin out on computer
>suddenly loud tapping on a wall nearby
>fucking xbox version of those things they call "june Bugs" around here

Love those brown beetles. half the time they look like they dont know wtf they are doin. and they dont give a FUCK if you pick em up.
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>>2417074
Doesn't bother me. If someone wants to go to the trouble of finding out all the smutty, weird greentext/stories I've written on here, they're more than welcome to.
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>>2417080
Thats ridiculous.
I am extremely un/fit/, I'm about 6'0 and weighed 127lb 4 hours ago when I stood on the bathroom scale, and that still seems like a ridiculously small number.
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>>2417100
Please do the hat
It would be amazing
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>>2417100
>Wake up tomorrow morning
>Chrysalis hanging over you, her face inches from yours
>She looks pissed
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>>2417080

I've always been super skinny and weak. I'm going to deadlift as much as I can. I will report on it. I doubt I can get past 90 lbs. I actually don't have weights more than that.
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>>2417108

>6'0 127lbs

Holy shit you guys need to hit the gym
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>>2417074

You know there's at least one celebrity that browses MLPG, but which one.

Which actor/politician/sports star you're watching on TV in the morning also the one you're ERPing the slutty mare with?

You'll never know.
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>>2417067
Bugs are my babs. I have a tarantula spiderling and I've raised exotic mantids before, and countless wild-caught beetles, moths, butterflies...
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>>2417100
Don't worry, it just means that you're human.

Also you just subjected the earth version of this to a painful death by asphyxiation in noxious gas.
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>>2417103
Those brown garden beetles are neat, but only if you're not in the bathroom. Their natural instinct is to run to dark places, and the shadow under the pants around my ankles was the darkest spot in the room at the time.

It was not fun.
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>>2417120
Last time I checked 480lbs

come at me

you'll just bounce off
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>>2417132
>480 lbs
I just
wow
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>>2417128
Brb proper burial
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>>2417126
It's Kanye West
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>>2417138
I know.
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>>2417126

Nah. No one cool or famous would browse /co/ or even /mlp/.
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>>2417119

Are you eating enough?

I had a friend that was 5'4 and 90 pounds that wanted me to give him a weight gain diet. I did, and a workout schedule, but he completely abandoned it because he insisted that he was eating more than enough and it wasn't doing anything.

His idea of "more than enough" was an extra sandwich with lunch and dinner.

You've got to eat like a madcunt if you want to gain weight.
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>>2417146
NO ONE MAN SHOULD HAVE ALL THAT PONE
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>>2417063
Everything's going down, huh? I still wonder where all the ponychanners went. Then again I answer my own question by remembering their banhammer mods.
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/mlpg/ - murderers
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>>2417150
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>>2417100
If it's just writhing around in a back-and-forth flailing motion and occasionally going still, it's not dying, it's just trying to make you think it is so you won't eat it. Put it somewhere dark and leave it with food!
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>>2417147

You should really look into fixing that.

/fit/ is actually shit tons of help if you're willing to work for it.
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>>2417118
>she went through her browsing history while thinking of ways to punish you
>killing you would be too quick, but everything else that she can think of gets you off
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>>2417150
Ponies: The Anthology was the reason I got into MLP in the first place.
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Tanman wanted me to repost this since he's banned and he thought the guy who requested it missed it.
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>>2417149

Just balkin.
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>>2417149
>I had a friend that was 5'4 and 90 pounds
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>>2417146
>Kanye likes to write feel fics about Rarity
>All the girls in his songs are actually about her
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>>2417127
Man, mantiseseses are so cool.
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Still questing, yo. Impaled corpses and underwater temples abound.
>>2410712
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>>2417164
>You should really look into fixing that.

Maybe someday.

Its probably lower by now but Im sure not by much.
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>>2417149

I don't care about gaining weight. Just getting a big stronger and better at cardiovascular. I add 200M to my run every 4 days, and I can lift more and more each week. I'm fine with that.
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>>2417099
http://www.abominable.cc/

This particular strip is just one of the fillers he does, usually rather funny.
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>>2417156
I'd put my dick in it
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>>2417167
Tell him I laugh at his bannededness.
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>>2417165
u-unf
>you will never be slowly vivisected by bugpony
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>>2417188
His time here is ogre.
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>>2417189

It can't be "maybe someday", anon. It's got to be do or don't.
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>>2417194
You NEED to gain weight to get stronger.
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>>2417167
>Tanman
>Banned
What?
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>>2417165
>my browsing history is actually extremely vanilla
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>>2417197

At least it's a mistake you don't have to live with!
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>>2417167
What'd he get banned for?
Because he can probably get it removed if he bothers the right people.
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Wait

People actually feel bad about killing bugs?
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>>2417218
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>>2417194

You won't get bigger or stronger if you don't eat shit loads of food, man.

Running also isn't helping.

Also consider switching between running and swimming every few weeks. Your knees will thank you.
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>>2417207
Too lazy. I'm well aware of the risks of my size. I however am not unhappy in the slightest.

Im a pretty weird guy...
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>>2417205
Wrong.
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>>2417176
Huh
I can actually see that
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[Dio]
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>>2417173
>>2417149
>>I had a friend that was 5'4 and 90 pounds

Did he blow away with the wind?
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>>2417235

Never said you weren't happy. You're allowed to be.
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>>2417225
You would have had to see it convulse in pain and try and desperately away from the pool of alcohol

Oh god, it was horrible. Google just said it would slow down and die

;_;
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Meh suicide is boring. There is nothing after death, you just cease to exist.
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>>2417246
I think even Terse weighs more than that
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>>2417246

I live in Florida and he'd literally have to stay inside during strong hurricanes because they would knock him over.

He's in Kansas now. Not much better.
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>>2417154
Fortunately for everyone involved, this whole MLP fandom thing has gotten saner this year.

Unfortunately we've got bronycon, the brony commercial (which isn't the "brony" commercial anymore*), and the brony documentary. on the horizon. Prepare for some lovely pocket pasta this summer.

*Thanks to a surprising amount of bronies actually coming out and saying it's a fucking retarded idea
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Would you let a pone fart on your dick?

Which one?
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>>2417259
The Wonderbolts!
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>>2417229

I can definitely see that. But I nearly drowned as a small boy and have a huge fear of water.

>>2417213

Okay? I guess I'll try. I also have some digestive problems that annoy me, so I guess I'll deal with that too.
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>>2417217
>she calls you a fag and flies off
>you think you escaped punishment but when you look outside you can see her filling your car's gas tank with sugar
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>>2417258
>*Thanks to a surprising amount of bronies actually coming out and saying it's a fucking retarded idea
IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
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>>2417256
>Floridians casually walk around outside during fucking hurricanes

Why the hell do you people live there?
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>>2417259

Yes

Any of them.

Preferably Celestia or AJ though.
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[BuckleUpHomestuck]
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SEE WHAT I MEAN WHEN i SAY WINGS
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>>2417266
Golfing, Beach, theme parks, cheap immigrant labor, no state income tax, I like rain.
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>>2417259
Yes.
Princess Celestia.
That bakery-fresh scent, man.
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>>2417266

Because they're here all the fucking time. You get used to them.
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>>2417259
No.

Fuck you.
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>>2417261
Calm down, Dash. The Wonderbolts will never fart on your dick.
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>>2417279
SHE'S LAYING ON TOP OF THEM
ON STEPS

seems painful
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>>2417219
>>2417216
He says "mistakes were made"
>>2417200
He can read the thread.
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>>2417269
>Celestia
Are you a fan of chocolate croissants too?
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>>2417283

>That feel when you're the one that originally said her farts should smell like baking bread when that kind anon was writing the greentext

It's a good feel.
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>>2417295
>He says "mistakes were made"
What a faggot
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>>2417247
Yeah I know, its just automatically assumed a lot so just thought I'd put it out there.
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>>2417225
I didn't consciously kill a single bug for almost ten years
then I was trying to clean one of my dildos and saw this thing that looked like a hand-sized mosquito
I killed a bug with a medium unflared stallion dildo
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>>2417196

I dunno what this is but I find it quite endearing
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>>2417265

OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY SMILING. THANK YOU JESUS, KRISHNU, ALLAH, GABEN, WHOEVER.

There may be hope for us yet.
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>>2417248
at least you feel remorse, albeit a bit strong for killing something with a brain size of several hundred neurons

Chrysalis probably squashes minions like no tomorrow.
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>>2417294
wings are quite flexible
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>>2417297

Nope, bread.
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Anyone got the caps for Rarity Quest?
I need them, to help a man, for science.
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>>2417308
HAHAHA
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>>2417266

because it's better than what surrounds it.
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>>2417289
God that gif is disgusting
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>>2417308
>MLPG
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>>2417300
I'm glad that took off as well as it did. Was a damn good call.
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>>2417308
GAVE HIM THE DICK
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>>2417245

Holy Diver is the only song by Dio that I know.;
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>>2417283
>>2417300
>Celestia's fart
>Smell like bread

No, they smell like friendship and sunshine. Bread doesn't even have anything to do with Celestia.
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>>2417313
That has nothing to do with what I just said.
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>>2417329
Neither of those things have smells, anon.
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>>2417326
ONLY THE DEAD CAN KNOW PEACE FROM THE DICK
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>>2417258
>Fortunately for everyone involved, this whole MLP fandom thing has gotten saner this year.

How long is this fad going to last anyways? It can't go on forever. I see it dying down over the next year.
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>>2417311
>she doesn't
>she cares deeply for all life
>every day changelings give thanks for the fact that their prey need not die to give them sustenance
>ponies who have their loved drained recover within days
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>>2417339
Until the next "big thing" comes around
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>>2417329

You should have been there
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>>2417259
Can Chrysalis even fart?
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The one thing I'm really disliking about Anastasia is the melting face syndrome that seems to effect every character when they try to emote.
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>>2417339
>it dies down
>no idea what to do with your time
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>>2417339

it'll probably die out completely in two years.
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>>2417339
Maybe everyone's just taking a break now? I wonder if they'll all come back when Season 3 starts.
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>>2417348
That's Don Bluth for you
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>>2417314
You wouldn't want Celestia and Luna to back you into a corner before farting relentlessly, Celestia's freshly baked bread scent mingling with Luna's dark chocolate aromas to remind you of oven-fresh chocolate croissants?
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>>2417289
>>2417320

gif put a smile on my face. It just gets it so wrong.
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>>2417342
>She's convinced that everyone is understanding and that ponies WANT to give her love
>Considers the invasion of canterlot a friendly affair
>Wonders why she has to trap every other person in goo or in a cave
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And so I wake in the morning

And I step outside

And I take a deep breath and I get real high

And I scream from the top of my lungs: What's going on?
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>>2417357

Okay, that does sound pretty great.

>You smell like chocolate for days afterwards
>People keep complimenting you, asking what brand of cologne you wear
>You snicker and tell them it's a special import, they wouldn't have heard of it
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>>2417364
I actually like that song

im not gay though
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>>2417349
God, I'm really afraid of being there to witness the Last Horse

Tell me, Lethivac, can the entropy of MLPG ever be reversed?
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>>2417339
The fad portion has already past, really, the show is still grabbing more fans, but it isn't as insane as it was back during the first half of and summer of 2011.

But then we're also in Hamburger time, so everything's quieter on the Pony front.
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>>2417364
He-Man, pls go
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>>2417342
Kind of like this Queen. When XJ9 threatened to squash a mere robot of hers that was no bigger than your hand, she broke out in tears hoping she wouldn't.
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>>2417331
what
i said they are quite flexible and thus joints of the bones can suppress the pressure, it won't be that painful as you think. Do you even wings, faggot.
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>>2417373
I can sing that entire song
I have sang it with friends
We nohomo bros.
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>>2417343
>Until the next "big thing" comes around

Which would be what? Most of the fans aren't traditional comic/cartoon fans I take it. Autistic weirdos.
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>>2417315
[Please respond]
I need to kill a man with this shit.
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>that feel when you remember you can still feel empathy

it really is a bad feel, but it goes away after you torture a few rats.
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>>2417373
I hummed it in the shower as my old roommate walked past once
He started to sing along
I miss that faggot, he died in a car crash after two months of classes
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>>2417390
Exactly. It's whatever the fuck it ends up being.
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>>2417390
Back to being anime/sonic/furryfags
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>>2417393
>still feeling

what are you, protestant?
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>>2417403
Hey, guy
you got the noko wrong
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>>2417393

/b/ please leave.
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>>2417393
gb2fluffy threads
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>>2417398
i'd sing it with you Anon
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>>2417403
>Filthy Catholics
>On glorious Protestant MLPG
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>>2417393
>>>/b/
>>>/fluffyhorsegeneral/
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>>2417403
>noko

Go get 4chanX. Seriously. Do it.

You'll thank me and feel like an asshole for not getting it sooner.
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>>2417398
>>2417409

Can we do MLPG sings yet
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>that feel when you browse other threads and still end up in pony threads on other boards
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>>2417419
>[x] sings

NO OH GOD NO, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT THIS THAT'S A HORRIBLE STUPID IDEA
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>>2417419

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HURdYSYsqA

Close enough
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>>2417390
>implying I won't love my hollow-sound alicorn husbando for the rest of my life
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>>2417393
NO.

I'm still traumatized from killing a bug. I'm not killing shit ever again.
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>>2417422
>that /v/ e3 thread
>i have no idea if OPs image is real

I want to believe...
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>>2417418
>>2417404
>type noko in all fields as a joke in a previous thread
>4chan remembers this and keeps it in subsequent threads

TECHNOLOGY

it was a mistake, stop jumping down my fucking throat dammit
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>>2417419
Should we do a pony song or just a popular song from a time during the generals. Personally, I'd love to hear MLPG sings Goldfish - We Come Together
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>>2417422

>That feel when you browse /fit/ and start admiring muscles
>Two months later you've accepted that you're bisexual

Th-thanks /fit/.
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>>2417432

Okay, what did I miss?
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>>2417437
Forever, my queen.
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>>2417437

Bug Pone is not a good character, she was very boring and that whole ep was meh.
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>>2417429
>we've been doing this hollow sound alicorn shit for days now
>it's showing little sign of stopping
It's like a low intensity version of the bugfags. Goddamn it.
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>>2417442

Obviously: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0
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Goodnight /co/. I'm going to catch up on episodes until the sun comes up.
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>>2417430
As a kid me and my friends used to piss on ant nests, fill em with firecrackers and stuff like that.
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>>2417442
See
>>2417426
Why would you want a bunch of guys singing off key and embarrassing themselves?

This isn't karaoke and we don't have any alcohol.
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>>2417449
Someone posted a non-pony Joseco titty image
Someone followed the image back to his DA and /v/ went batshit over the amount of ponies he'd been drawing
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>>2417448

Honestly, I bet most people are a 2-3 on the Kinsey scale of sexuality.
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>>2417430
You better be fucking traumatized.
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>>2417458

Sweet dreams
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>>2417449
This.

Im hoping it isnt a shop
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>>2417442

smile smile smile
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>>2417454
Sorry. If you'd like it could be bug time now. That'd give you something bigger to hate.
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>>2417462
It's >fun
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>>2417462

Because when this ride is over, I want something to look back on and remember that I helped make.
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>>2417454
I can't help it, man. He's all I think about now. I can't get his delicious, drooling ponyshaft out of my mind. Or stop imagining running my fingers through his mane as I nuzzle into his chest, inhaling his musky scent and gushing profusely through his former sound.
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>>2417468
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>>2417464
I skirt between three and four regularly
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>>2417460
>As a kid me and my friends used to piss on ant nests, fill em with firecrackers and stuff like that.

Little kids are such stupid little shits.
>let's break shit because we can
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>>2417481

>2nd grade
>Gigantic fucking wasp nest in the huge trees next to the playground
>We made a game where we tried to get closer than eachother and hit the nest with a rock

Bet you can guess how that ended.
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>>2417468
>My Little Pony is now a brand name next to WoW and Mortal Kombat

We've come a long way.
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>>2417481
>Bronies and Coke Pone.
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>>2417328
[Go]
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>>2417460
As a kid, I forsook one of my closest friends because he tore this grasshopper I was keeping in half right in front of me, and then stomped on its corpse until it was just a pulverized mess.
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>>2417460
Holy shit, even I wasn't a nasty little fuck like that.
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>>2417477

>it will never be finished
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>>2417468
>Black and red.
>Disney
>Black and gold
>Black
>PONIES
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>>2417495
>fluttershy tier
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>>2417476
I'm an unrepentant fag, but this is a very silly fetish.
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>>2417491
And in less than two years.
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>>2417490

Wasps are motherfuckers. Exterminate them. Bees are our bros for the most part.
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>>2417509
Sometimes silly fetishes can be the best ones, you know.
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>>2417454
>>2417476
What the hell does hollow sound mean?
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>>2417511
More like 30. MLP was never obscure.
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>>2417460
I once buried an entire hornets nest that was in a tire.

Then when they started digging out I slapped em with a shovel

then I lit the entire thing on fire.
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>>2417509
Well, I have sillier fetishes. At least this one is actually obviously sexual.
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>>2417494

I stand corrected. There's actually 2 Dio songs I know.
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>>2417495
>birth of a supervillain
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>>2417519
How can you LIVE being so sandraker.
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>>2417494
FUCK YEA!

>>2417494
Go fix that right fucking now
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>>2417454
Sorry. I enjoy writing fetishy greentexts and he enjoys prompting me. I can stop for a few days if it will make you feel beter.
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>>2417516
Urethral sounding involves penetrating the urethra. A 'sound' is the device used to do it.

A hollow sound would be sort of like a straw.
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>>2417527
by going fast?
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>>2417495
I guess he got the jump on that grasshopper
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>>2417517
True, but as you can tell I was referring to FiM.
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>>2417530
I don't want to piss in his/your cereal, but goddamn I can't remember the last time we spent so long on one fetish.
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>>2417530
Heh. Are you me?
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>>2417530

Write some other greentexts.

Like sweaty, muscley Gilda or Celestia's ass
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>>2417516
imagine a straw made out of soft, rigid material
then imagine it lightly lubed up and slipped into your urethra
seriously where have you been for the past few months
ever since I made that midnight trip to wal-mart for knitting needles, MLPG's been pretty heavy on the sounding
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>>2417519

Guys, I heard DeLancie is going to voice the new S2 villain!

I just hope he isn't creeped out by the fans though, he'll probably do the voice and never look back.
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>>2417530
Well, you could fetishy greentext for a different fetish...

>>2417527
Tried to go to bed, didn't work, came back and thread wasn't marked.
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>>2417509
I know it is. It also doesn't make any sense - having a tube jammed in your dick doesn't make you drool cum, nor does it make you unable to not cum. If anything it'd just make you incontinent, assuming you jammed it deep enough.

But good god is it still hot. A stallion who's attraction to you is blatant and impossible to hide because every time you pat him on the head or brush against him when walking he fountains hot sperm all over the place? Yes please.
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>>2417519

>“Taste the Rainbow!” cried RBD as she came in Pinkie’s whore mouth
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MLPG,

It's 2026. You have been arrested by your fascist government for being affiliated with the resistance. You are to be executed. As they strap you into the gas chamber they point a video camera and ask if you have any last words. One day, when the revolution comes, people might see your last moments, like a message in a bottle.

What do you tell them?
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>>2417530
You've got one more fan over her, man
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>>2417541
Hey

Fuck you
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And so begins the saga of Karadiddle or "Hotplots".

A holdout of seven ponyfags, with no ambition in mind other than to survive in a dying world.

And milk as much

pony

semen

as

possible.
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>>2417468
Is it real?
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>>2417554
ur a faget
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Goddamn, the combination of awesome pointilism-style background and a mediocre song is depressing as fuck. Goddamn Anastasia, why must you be such an imperfect movie.
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>>2417554
I place a curse on the government.
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>>2417536
>you will never use your crazy straw to get a drink from Big Mac after a hard day's work
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>>2417549
>implying anyone knew de lancie was voicing Discord before the episode aired
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>>2417548
I haven't poned since the week after the finale.
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>>2417573

Are you serious?
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>>2417558
Sorry, I should be more sensitive. Its terible that he split you two apart.
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>>2417549
Was that Derpy with her eyes derped?
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>>2417554
I love you Rarity
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>>2417573

>implying there wasn't a trailer released like 2 weeks before the episode.
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>>2417573
We knew a couple of days before hand
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>>2417554
ross is worse than sentenal
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>>2417573

Wait. I was there for the premier. I remember hearing he was a Q-like guy voiced by DeLancie. There was some doubts after his design was leaked. He looked weird. Great in action.
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>>2417554
Dash was always my secret favorite
Tell Rarity I said sorry
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>>2417561
I dont know. thats my problem!

I want to habeeb, but...
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>>2417578
Aren't you just the most awful motherfucker.
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>>2417543
>>2417544
>>2417545
>>2417550
>>2417556
Was that a yes or a no? I like this fetish enough to stop posting about it if that means I can prevent people from growing to hate it. I can always fond something else to write about.
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>>2417548
So did you ever end up writing anything?
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>>2417556
>her
I'm not the femanon that got off to hollow sound pones way back when this started, but I am the one that greentexted it for her. I hope she's still around though...
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>>2417597

see >>2417545

Also Rover greentext is always good. I would not mind Rover sounding one bit.
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>>2417559
This sounds like a fun post apocalypse
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>>2417581
Oh right, well before the trailer anyways.
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>>2417597
Too late, I hate it and I think you're a faggot. But do as you like, it's not like I can stop you really.
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>>2417315
>>2417391
Dunno if you're still around, but you can find the Rarity Quest caps over here.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.
html
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>>2417596
you care about bugs too much
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>>2417573
We knew weeks before the episode premiered.
I remember watching the scene in the maze being posted up on Wired or something.
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You guys should really start weight lifting and doing cardio on off days.

It's such a great feel.
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>>2417613

Yeah, there was that leaked script though.
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>>2417618
Oh god.

Fuck you, I'm going to bed.
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>>2417627
I do remember that, but that was just the script for the episode. Had nothing about the VAs.
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>>2417571
You know, I kind of want to throw this idea into a fic.
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>>2417559
Oh course, all the ponyfags bring their own unique skills to the group.
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>>2417616
Thanks, bro.
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goodnight MLPG
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>>2417598
no
darf did a better job with the request than I ever could though, unf

>>2417597
I dunno. There are always other fetishes that could be explored, and you're really fucking creative. Give something different a shot if you feel like challenging yourself.
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>>2417623

>tfw benching/squatting/OHPing/curling one day and playing Raquetball/Basketball the next.

Feels fit man. So good.
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>>2417640

Night, don't let the spiders lay to many eggs in your esophagus.
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>>2417635
>novice weaver
snrk
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>>2417652
>he keeps forgetting to save as .gif
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>>2417646

>Chest, shoulders, biceps, and legs on the same day
>No deadlifts
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>>2417640
Sweet dreams
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>>2417649
>Night, don't let the spiders lay to many eggs in your esophagus.

http://www.cracked.com/article_16241_the-6-most-frequently-quoted-bullsh2At-statistics.html
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>>2417661

I'm worried about snap city.

;_;
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>>2417571
>tfw I started that, made two or three posts about it and then fell asleep
>then went camping for 3 three days
>and the first post I saw upon getting internet back was lamenting that it died

I felt kind of guilty
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>>2417663
her teeth are very long, aren't they
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>>2417669
if you don't want to damage yourself while exercising, then do the fucking exercise correctly
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>>2417669

Snap city is quite a terrible place. That's why you've got to tread carefully. Form is everything. It doesn't matter if you can deadlift 600 pounds if you do it wrong.
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Fucking Bartok. This fucking movie I swear.
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>>2417597
>something else to write about.

...Rape maybe? Or cuddling, that's just as good but we already have a lot.
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>>2417688
>>2417669

Also where's your upper back exercises?
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>>2417694
there was one anon who wanted femdom Gilda last thread.

I was that anon.
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>>2417674
...feel good that we ran with it?
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>>2417688
>>2417682

Alright, I'll get a friend or a PT tomorrow that hopefully knows what they're doing and put in some DL reps.
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>>2417702

I would enjoy that too.

Especially if we could work a footjob in there.
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>>2417675
She needs them to chase down prey.
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>>2417715
well she certainly can't use her hands for that
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>>2417710

Watch some videos on it too
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>>2417702
>femdom

What the fuck is up with the sudden resurgence in Gilda popularity?
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>>2417663
>you will never smell minty fresh after being on the receiving end of Lyra's dutch oven
>>
http://goddessheather.com/

she kinda looks like samantha
close enough
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>>2417663
>Spearmint pone raping you in your sleep
That first greentext came out pretty good. The second, not so much.
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>>2417705
Yeah, it means that there is a bit of love for corruption hiding amongst the other fetishes, not that I don't enjoy most of those.
One day, when the boners align just right, it will be the flavor of the month, and until then I am happy to wait and enjoy the sounding and femdom
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>>2417736
>http://goddessheather.com/
i will never forgive you for showing me that, anon
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>>2417697

Just wide-grip pull ups at the moment. Not sure what else to throw in. Just started treating the gym as a habit more than just a once in a while thing.
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>>2417739
>Thank god you don't have wings.
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>>2417733
Bunch of people were inspired by that weight lifter chick probably.
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>>2417736
You fucking people.
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Just woke up - did I miss anything? Also, wtf is going on.

>2417736
who
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>>2417748

Rows. All sorts of rows.
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>>2417559
>>2417635

OH FUCK SOMEONE'S USING MY MOD

What's the embark info?
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>>2417750

We're /fit/ way too often for comfort. You're destroying my perception of the average horsefucker.
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It just me or DA has some issues with some thumbnails?
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>>2417748

Do you hit your triceps?
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>>2417743

I'm sorry.
How can I make it up to the general?
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So what's wrong with you MLPG?

http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
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>>2417762
god dammit she is so attractive
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>>2417785
wha
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>>2417786

Don't let it. It seems like everyone in here is either fat or skinny.

besides me
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>>2417786
>thinking most /fit/izens are actually fit
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>>2417803
Go on vocaroo and say sexy things in your best twilight voice
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>>2417786
Don't worry, I'm still fat
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>>2417786
>We're /fit/ way too often for comfort.

We should make a specific effort to get in shape. All of us. Try to promote it among brownies. Try to save the few that we can.
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>>2417762
Dick.
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>>2417789

Are dips enough or is there something else?
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What's taking you so long /co/? Can't you see she's waiting!
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>>2417837

Dips are good. So are skullcrushers.

If you can do more than 15 dips in a set, add weight. Same with pull-ups.
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MLPG, what is it like to have a friend?
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>>2417847
Bags of sand
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>>2417847

Bags of sand
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Which version of 4chanX is being developed?

Is it this one?
http://aeosynth.github.com/4chan-x/
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>>2417842
>You will never coat a pony in your corrupting crotch mushroom spores.
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>>2417847
I heard if you kill yourself you will get friends
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>>2417828
Oh shit, I hadn't seen that picture before.
Damn
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>>2417827

That's what I'm doing Anon.

I may have some odd hobbies, but I'll be damned if I fulfill the stereotype of any of them.

Also got into sports over the past year or so. I had no idea how much I was missing.
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>>2417462
>we don't have any alcohol.
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>>2417847
It's like getting a ton of positive replies on your posts, except instead of posting you're talking.
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>>2417828
>no abs
lol fatties
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>>2416872
>Dinobot
>Luna

Hello new favorite picture.
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>>2417828
so she's a gymnast too?

what's the male equivalent of swooning? 'cause whatever it is, i'm doing it right now
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>>2417869
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>>2417869
pls go
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>>2417761
Thanks, you made me look up that movie quote.
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>>2417845

Haven't heard of skullcrushers, I'll have to check those out.

And yeah, I heard about that once you reach 10-15 pull-ups in a set, add weight. I just got to hitting 10 consistently.
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>>2417868

That does sound pretty good actually.
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>>2417816
Show us the location in the world. What resources are available?
>>2417806
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>>2417607
Let's see what I can do.

>Rarity catches Rover digging through her basement looking for stored gems
>It's an easy matter for her to subdue him and tie him up
>Once that's done she starts rubbing her flank against him and asks if he really wants diamond
>Rover, thinking that his roguish good looks are finally paying off, hastily agrees and begins to grow erect
>Once he is standing at attention Rarity pulls a bottle of lube and a diamond sound out of the shadows
>she coats the sound with lube then inserts it, only stopping to gag him with some old fabric so no one that enters the boutique can hear his whines
>once it is inserted completely she steps back and asks if he's had enough
>the bindings and gag prevent him from responding, so she asks again
>when he again fails to respond she tells him that she'll just have to keep going
>she taps the end of the sound with her horn and it begins to glow
>her horn ignites and the glow intensifies as the sound starts to vibrate and pulse
>Rover writhes in pain, but soon pain becomes pleasure and he bucks his hips as much as his restraints allow
>his knot inflates and a few seconds later cum leaks out from around the enchanted sound
>Rarity unties him and tells him that the sound is going to stay in him as a reminder to not steal from her
>he flees back into his tunnel and collapses it behind him
>whenever Rarity has stress that she needs to work off her horn will glow for no apparent reason
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>>2417874

She's got 10 years competitive USAG Gymnastics experience

>>2417882

God do skullcrushers make your arms big quick.
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>>2417806
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>>2417785
Oh, I had assumed that was you posting. You released it?
Last I heard on the project was when you were asking for alcohol names.
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>>2417694
How about cuddlerape?

>>2417694
Sorry, I just don't find Gilda very sexy. Gilda and farts are two things I can't see myself writing about much.
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>>2417635
>>2417559

Also, I hope you put the [PERMITTED REACTION:MAKE_SEMEN_ALCOHOL] tag under the civ you're in
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>>2417902 here
>tfw like to avoid people but also more dependent on their attention and support than average
god damn it.
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>>2417847

Pretty damn good.
When you actually get to see them. ;_;
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>>2417806
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>>2417906
Yeah, just decided to name the drink pony ambrosia, and got the reaction to turn semen into alcohol at a distillery working

You guys can contribute ideas to make the game more MLPG themed
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>>2417856
Yep.
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>>2417559
>Leth Girltimes
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>>2417914
I did.

I'm not sure if I put the [ALCOHOL:DEPENDENT] tag in the right place, but my humans can at least MAKE the semen alcohol.
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>>2417916
Now that I think about it, that might explain why I love 4chan. A lot of the support that human interaction provides without the social awkwardness/everything of actual humans.
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>>2417806
God dammit...
I just took this test and was confused by the results. Then I realized that I had mixed up the choices. I mixed up "Very Accurate" with "Very Inaccurate", so all my choices were perfectly reversed.
I was confused because I scored high on paranoid and I'm really not at all.
Unfortunately, I scored lowest on schizotypal, which probably means that's highest for me.
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>>2417932
That tag just needs to go under humans

Show us your starting party and location
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>>2417942
die schizotypal scum
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>>2417741
Did you see this one too? This could have been fun if it didn't die in the cradle.
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>>2417806
>tfw the perfect basement dweller
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>>2417924
So can sentients be milked? A pony fortress that brews and cooks its own semen for sustenance would be overpowered but amazing.
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>>2417893
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>>2417951
>not antisocial
what a faggot poseur.
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>>2417947
What exactly does that mean?
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>>2417893
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>>2417962
schizotypal is like the cis of the psychotic disorder world.
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>>2417955
This will never get old.
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>>2417952
he made ponies non sentient

unf
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>>2417893
>more fucking sounding
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>>2417857
Would should make a list of all the crazy and conflicting fanon that ponies would have about our species.
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>>2417970
Commonwealth of Independent States?
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>>2417970
But what exactly is Schizotypal Disorder and why is it looked down upon by people with other disorders?
Is it like Chris Chan looking down upon people with Asperger's?
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>>2417952
Yeah, but I had to remove pony sapience because creatures that have the [INTELLIGENT] tag will need to eat and drink in Fortress mode, and would easily starve a whole fortress

As for whether a pony fort could milk themselves, I don't know
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>>2417981
>this cis scum doesn't even know he's cis scum
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>>2417977
Sounds like you are upset.
What crawled up your dick, man?
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>>2417982
Huh, I guessed it just meant "schizonormative".

Guess not. It's its own thing.
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>>2417959
>>2417965
Glad you two liked it.

>>2417977
Give me a different prompt then.
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>>2417976
THAT'S NOT AN UNF.
THAT'S A SAD.
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>>2417981

check your privilege cis scum
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>>2417806
hurrrr
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>>2417984
It would be fun to play as a group of ponies that only survive off of their own semen and milk.
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Going from Anastasia to Princess and the Frog. God damn Disney now vs Bluth 15 years ago experimenting with computer rendering is just not a fair comparison.
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>>2417806
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>>2417995
Shhhh...they're just stupid creatures to be milked now.

They're simple and happy. They get sexual gratification all day and all night, and we get to drink their delicious semen. Everybody wins.
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Do you think pone evolve?
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>>2417994

Just thought you should know that you're really good at greentexts. It isn't just "he did she did". I bet you could be a writefag.
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It's that time again MLPG.

Late night confessions.

Go on, get it off your chest.
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>>2417962
>>2417992
>>2417982
The results page gives a vague description of each of the terms.
>Schizotypal Personality Disorder - individual is uncomfortable in close relationships, has thought or perceptual distortions, and peculiarities of behavior; preoccupied with seeing themselves and/or the world as strange/odd
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>>2418020
im a gay
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>>2417806
>>2417902
>>2417921
>>2417951
>>2418003
>>2418011

>tfw most narcissistic MLPGer
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>>2418020

I'm probably 30% of the posts in night MLPG.

I probably generate 75% of discussion.

Come at me.
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>>2418020
I honestly can't wait for the dollar to collapse.
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>>2418020
i sometimes watch episodes of the show My Litt ePony: Friendship is Magic
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>>2418020

I took the fandom seriously at one point.
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>>2418020
i failed 2 semesters of college due to posting/watching/arting too much pone
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>>2418030

I got 50%, you?
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>>2418031

We are one in the same.

I've probably made at least 80 posts in this thread so far.
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>>2418020
I am glad the Tabasco stories don't happen anymore.
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>>2418012
We will be damned for this. But god dammit what choice do we have?
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>>2418020
I masturbate to gay furry porn.
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>>2418020
I actually have no idea what I'm gonna do when these threads disappear
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>>2418019
Thanks. If I manage to find a job I'll sit down and try writing something.
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>>2418020
you guys are my only friends
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>>2418012
But you won't be able to come home to them and have them ask you how your day was while they cook you a delicious meal with their own sperm. And you won't be able to ask them to get you a drink while you eat it with them, only to have them pull a bucket full of their viscous cum out from under the table where it was slowly filled by their countless orgasms from both eating the meal they prepared and from just being with you.
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>>2417806
Well at least I'm not schizophrenic...
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>>2418020
I knew I was clingy even before anyone said anything, I just didn't think it was that relevant to others, much less an anon.
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>>2418045

Together we can rule
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>>2418012
Would you let a pony cast a stupefying spell on you, feed you a potion to make you lactate, then hook magical pumps up to your penis and breasts that convert the respective fluids into alcohol and cheese?
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>>2418020
I fantasize about going to Equestria to live as a self-insert OC I have in my head with my sister also as a pone, me taking care of her doing whatever my special talent lets me do while she goes to school and befriends the CMC

That's before Twilight and I fall in love

And my friend wants me to cosplay Discord for her group
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>>2418052
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>>2418020

I've got a raging foot fetish that translates to paws/talons/etc. when the situation calls for it.

I'm also a furfag.

If someone is pushing for feet greentexts, it's probably me. I've also already replied to this.
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>>2418018

That's a horribly simplistic idea of evolution. It implies a kind of progressiveness, like we're destined to get better and better.
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>>2418027
Oh, geez, that really is me. I have weird perceptions of reality and consciousness.
Not in a christfag way, in an insane mental gymnastics kind of way.
I've proven that my own consciousness will never end, but if I explain it, someone who knows what they're talking about will just disprove it easily.
So I'm keeping it to myself.
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>>2418065
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>>2418069
>tfw a furfag
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>>2418075
It's the opening line of the first X-men movie. Of course it's simplistic.
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>>2417806
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>>2418020
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>>2418018
Yes, Celestia evolves into beautiful swan with >wings
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>>2417806
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>>2418083
>Swan
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>>2418065
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH FUCK

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

Guess this means the last great Twifag other than me has fallen and now Twilight belongs only to me
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>>2418082
>implying all demons don't have vaginas

dicks too, but you should probably focus on the vagina part
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>>2418066
I absolutely would, but I wouldn't do the same to them unless I knew it's what they really wanted.
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>>2418082
Nah.
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>>2418020
I fapped to pone before I even started watching the show
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What happened to Ross?
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Why isn't Rarity your favorite pony?
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>>2418102
I thought you were chased away from this place by those few asshole before.
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>>2418096

Eww what are you, gay?
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>>2418108

I don't know, but I was one of the few that liked his work.
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>>2418057
How does it feel to be the craziest ponyfag, DD?
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>>2418090
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>>2418110
But that's wrong
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>>2418112
Nah.
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>>2418118
How am I the craziest?
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>>2418065
>Relationships of the Woodcutter TAW
>Nathan: Lover
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>>2418110
Because she doesn't sound her cock with a 3" diameter PVC pipe.
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>>2418020
I have facebook and I can't bring myself to delete it.
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>>2418093
Enjoy her. She probably doesn't even have the mental capacity for magic anymore.
She certainly can't read.
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>>2418020

I started watching the show because it's easier to get off to the porn if I know the characters.
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Have you checked your cis privilege today MLPG?
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>Go to play tribes
>Come back
>Still in same thread

You've changed, MLPG
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>>2418135
I can't believe this shit is real
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>>2418135
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>>2418020

I'm drunk.
Also smoetimes I like to imagine what life would be like if I were married to Panka.
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>>2418137

No fucking shit?
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>>2418135
You're still here?
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>>2418128
yes, that would be the joke
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>>2418153

I can't leave.
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>>2417806
ehh

also does anyone know this feel when you can't finish a drawing because when you get to a certain point your laptop can't handle it and starts freezing and shit
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>>2418135
Fuck, I got a 1.
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>>2417806
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It's 6 AM. I slept no hours tonight. I've only rested my eyes 3 times. I have no energy to do anything. But I can't got to bed now, it's too late for that.
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>>2418020
I'm psychotically paranoid and often think people are stalking or planning to kill me.
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>>2418132
I could always replace the [INTELLIGENT] tag once our fortress has enough food for all the ponies

Or go in adventure mode and make her and myself as we cut a bloody swathe through the whole world
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>>2418160
Yes, I know that feel well, it's annoying.
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>>2418166

Welcome to my life. Except I'm masturbating for the 6th time to Gilda.
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I'd dash straight into Dash with my penis
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>>2418145
I imagine that all the time. Although less frequently, lately, and it makes me feel guilty.
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>>2418066
Mmm, that sounds wonderful, provided it was temporary.
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lol bronies
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>>2418153
As a M2F transexual gypsy pedophile that is obese, severely physically disabled and ill with a criminal record that is below the poverty line, I find this offensive.
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>>2418152

>lyra plushie pics

EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>2418166
Join the club
Who did you think is in this thread? eurofags?
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>>2418157
Well fine, 32. But I don't get the celebrity part.
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>>2418152
Hahahaha.
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>>2418105
The porn is the second best thing to the show, I have to agree.
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>>2418145
I just posted my incredibly detailed life with Twilight as a pony

Casual
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>>2418171
Good boy.
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>>2418100
What if it was a choice between that and slaughtering her for meat?
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>>2418180
They're just trying to sell, that's how it works.
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>>2417806
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>>2418178
I wouldn't mind if it was permanent. I have a really really big fetish for intelligence reduction, and living like a dumb animal sounds so pleasant...
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>>2418038

Ohgod me too. It was terrible wasn't it? Then I stopped and looked around and I just... stopped.
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>>2418080
>>2418075

And I didn't even comment on the image. It's racist and rather amusing. An abino is a huge disadvantage in Africa, due to the amount of sun. They die of skin cancer at an early age. There is no such thing as "better" or "forward" in evolution, only relative adaptiveness to the environment. I don't know if this is true, but I have read that lighter skin tones are an advantage in northern climates.
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>>2418020
I wouldn't touch a human man, but sometimes I want a pony to bend me over and fuck me until I can't walk. I think it's their colors that attract me.
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>>2418202
+Twilight tallow biscuits+
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>>2418202
There would be a way around it.
inb4 "Tony Stark"
Somehow, we'd find away.
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>>2418185

I thought they arrested you Appleblewm.
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>>2418207
Maybe if mai waifu was taking care of me...
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>That shitty fluffy pony tried to steal a good dog's meal and then pissed on the pavement. It needs to be beaten up several hours with a sorry stick right into its fluffy microballs.

I have a feeling we are the most normal people on this board.
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>>2418204
They skipped 9. Or did I miss something?
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>>2418214
>biscuits
>not having food production so heavy you make roasts all day erry day and your food stockpiles still continue to overflow

Seriously, my fortress all have overflowing food stockpiles at the end of 3 years
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>>2418180
Those shitty vectors will never die unfortunately.
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>>2418211
http://anthro.palomar.edu/adapt/adapt_4.htm

You are more or less correct.
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>>2418204
source?
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>>2418229
>>2418234
http://sliceofponylife.tumblr.com/post/24600786070
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/17333112/tumblr/doxy.swf
UNF
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>>2418180

Is that a full dvd/blueray set?
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>>2418229

They had 6 twice.
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>>2418219
Well if she knew the correct spell you could probably cut off one or more of her legs and then have her regenerate them. She'd need a lot of food to sustain her though. Would you share her meat with her?
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>>2418226
That's what I mean. She'd be there to stroke your forehead and call you such a good boy.
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>>2418203
>>2418225
Hahahaha!
what's an Appleblewm
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>>2418204
This is pretty good.
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>>2418135

As an alcoholic I find this image offensive because it makes no distiction between an addict and everybody else.
Also accusing somebody of being privileged is nothing more than an ad hominem attack and is one of the most hypocritical arguments a person can use on the internet.
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>>2418259
Sandrakers...
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>>2418256

>What's an appleblewn

Can of worms
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>>2418238
i kinda wish he drew his own stuff rather than cutting peoples art apart and "animating" it
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>>2418256
Whelp, time to put down Jessy's innocence on the subject. Who wants to to the honor?
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>>2418256

Steam chat, lods of drama/bagage.
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okay you guys, i'm going to try something and it might not work

a jedi taught it to me

>ahem jessy will now vocaroo.
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>>2418250
But...
M-mai w-w-waifu can't perform magic. ;_;
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>>2418256
>Some cry.
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>>2418255
That does sound rather appealing...
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>>2418207
Guy you're responding to. It's a definite turn on for me too, as with any sort of mind fuckery, but I know I wouldn't want to live my life around it. Strictly bedroom.
>>2418255
Oh gosh.
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>>2418152

I wasn't around when that went down,

Did it turn out to be a hand puppet or a space to add simhorsevag3000?
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>>2418256

>some cry
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>>2418280
Well it looks like you're boned. You can either slaughter her for her meat and go out looking for another pony later, or take away all her worries and keep her feed and well-milked.
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I'm bored out of my fucking mind. Is that Silent Hill pony fic worth a skim?
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>>2418256
Was an artfag, there was drama, no longer here.
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>>2418293
No, it was a sex doll. Hoppip was really funny in the description:
>She has a special hole in her bottom for you to put your penis in!
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>>2418294
That is Charlie Brown's shoe.
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>>2418238
That eye is creeping me out.
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>You wake up at night
>Sharp pain in side of chest
>Stand up and walk to bathroom
>Turn on lights
>Lift up shirt
>See this
>Tiny Fluttershy parasite
>Tethered to you with an umbilical
>Feeding on you
>Smiling that doe-eyed smile.
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>>2418301
Well, I'm not having her killed... But if her brain is destroyed, she may as well be dead... Couldn't I go in her place?
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>>2418307

I see.

Thank you.
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>>2418320
"Fluttershy, I'm happy to have you around, but not if it means causing me constant, intense pain."
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>>2418293
You honestly thought it was a puppet? You poor thing.
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>>2418307
So who is the proud owner?
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>>2417453
She can be as boring as she wants - she was still cute as hell.
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Let's talk about our waifu's

Today's topic: what you like most about her
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>>2418327
How dare you make fun of a man with a condition.
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>>2418353
their tiny little throats massage my penis perfectly
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>>2418287
>your waifu is in heat, but is the only pony for miles and miles so she has to take care of it herself as best she can
>she is preforming maintenance on your pumps and letting you wander freely around your pen
>all her attention is on the magical machine in front of her
>she does not realize that her ass is elevated and her tail is circulating her scent around your pen
>whatever bit of intelligence that would tell you not to do what you are about to do has been taken away long ago
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>>2417429
>>2417454
How about some female pony hollow-sounding?
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>>2418353
She's so adorkable. I can't stand it.
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>>2418353
Her colorscheme, her body, her voice and that sweet innocent personality hidden under the rough exterior.
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>>2418353
I like her because she's special. She's very different from all the other ponies. Almost as if she was meant for a different cartoon. She operates outside of My Little Pony "rules". In every crowd scene, my eye is on her, because she's always doing something different. She's the only pony to have addressed the viewer directly.
I guess the fact that she's so special and different is what initially interested me in her, although it's not the only reason I love her.
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>>2418372
You could have at least picked a more flattering picture
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>>2418330

Did he uh...

9/11 himself?

But with a gun instead of a plane?
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>>2418328
She can't preform magic, you said so yourself. Her only option would be to kill and eat you, but ponies are too peaceful to even consider that.
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>>2418353
Is 'everything' an option?

If not, then I suppose her knowledge, the way her view on the world and hobbies mirror mine, and how she lets me identify with her and at the same time look up to her.

I can only really love women I respect and admire.
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>>2418369
Well, I'm sure she wouldn't mind...
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>>2418320
>you go to the doctor
>he burns her out with targeted radiation therapy
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>>2417543
Try greentexting about a new one then.
How about nostril sex?
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>>2418353
Mostly the way she represents the enthusiasm and drive for almost everything I wish I still had.
But also everything else about her too.
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>>2418376
>>2418376
That is a flattering picture Anon, can't you see her round bottom lowered down deeply on that invisible cock, pulsing violently inside her. Covering the walls with pre-cum. Her entire body shivers with a mix of pain and pleasure.
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>>2418378
Well, fuck... Couldn't we just set out on our own?
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>>2418353

Does "everything" counts as an answer?
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>>2418403
who the hell is taking all these pictures of her?
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>>2418400
Are you posting without trip, TAW?
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>>2418353
You fags have ruined her for me. She's dead.
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I didn't think I'd be spending the morning with Zone trying to add mustaches to all the heads. At this point, it's just the principle of the thing; I want to know how to control visibility to multiple objects across large scenes...
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>>2418400
>>2418380
>fanon

Please get out bronies.

>>2418375
>>2418371
These two are okay.

>>2418372
This one is borderline, what with the >sweet innocent shit, but I'll give it a pass this time.
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>>2418410
>You will never be Gilda's workout bro
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>>2418412
Me.
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>>2418414
how the fuck
and yeah I hadn't realised 4chan x had forgotten it overnight
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>>2418416
Good, you never deserved her.
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>>2418435
because what you love about Twilight is pretty much the same as me >>2418380


also, how does >>2418065 make you feel
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>>2418424
>fanon is a bad thing
I think you mean headcannon. That's where things are shit.
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>>2418424
Hey, man, who are you to judge the bond between a man and a fictional horse?
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>>2418452
>Nathan x TAW
oh god please no
out of that list can't I just go with darf
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>>2418455
>MLPG, I BBLAAUAUAGHGHAUGGUGHGGUGHAUGGUAGHGUGHUGUGAUAUAG
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>>2418424
What? I'm obviously basing everything about Twilight off exactly what we see in the show, why would I make up things about my waifu?
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>>2418467
No. Nathan is your destiny, fucker. This is what you get for being a twifag.
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>>2418353
That she is so precious, we decided to make a quest to win her over.
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>>2418333

>Parashy begins crying.
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>>2418455
Right, my bad.

>>2418462
>who are you to judge the bond between a man and a fictional horse

Whenever that bond isn't in fact, between man and fictional horse, but between man and what basically amounts to a idealized fantasy.

These people are essentially shipping themselves with their own OC.
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Party til sunrise, MLPG.
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>>2418420
u wot m8
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>>2418471
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>>2418487
thanks doc
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>>2418479
Rarity is not mai waifu, but I like her because she tries to be all sophisticated and classy despite being a really cute little pony.
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>>2418487
But...the sun doesn't shine at the party
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Not samantha wright, but this is just one year after crossfit. Jesus christ.
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>>2418485
>idealized fantasy.
Are we doing this AGAIN?
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>>2417925
I thought it was the "mayhemydg" version that was being continued now.

Did "aeosynth" take over development again?
Or are both being developed separately?
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>>2418485
I've done that one too
I still think you're wrong in thinking that Twilight's enthusiasm is non-canon, but I'm not going to argue because that'll make both of us even more autistic
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>>2418385
>as soon as you enter she tries to give a surprised buck, but your weight keeps that from happening
>you slam into her as hard as you can, seeking to maximize your own pleasure and never even considering her's
>she struggles to get away but only manages to damage your pumps further
>her desperate body soon betrays her; her involuntary gasps and moans fueling you while her tears and sobs go unnoticed
>you finish with a bestial cry, then hold her tight against you and fall asleep
>when you wake up she is gone and your pen is locked from the outside
>your animal mind doesn't comprehended the days passing, but it does notice the silence and lack of food
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>>2418409
You would be eaten by Goblins.
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>>2418507
Both are being developed separately.
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>>2418511
>I'm not going to argue because that'll make both of us even more autistic

you have an oc

you ain't gettin' much worse
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>>2418522
Fuck off, Roogna.
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>>2418424
Silly Anon, Dash is sweet and innocent and fuck you.
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>>2418480
Oh, god...
Imagining the forest being chopped and burned down by ®Evil Humans™...
And Fluttershy's reaction...
I'm >feeling.
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>>2418511
>I still think you're wrong in thinking that Twilight's enthusiasm is non-canon, but I'm not going to argue because that'll make both of us even more autistic

>show discussion is autistic
>shipping myself with my OC is perfectly fine

you what, mate?
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>>2418485
> These people are essentially shipping themselves with their own OC.

> implying you wouldn't want to cuddle or have hot self-wincest with pony version of yours (which could be genderbended for your pleasure and sex)
What are you, a filthy casual or a faggot?
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>>2418516
Well, then fuck you, mister.
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>>2418424
>any extrapolation on the characters above what is explicitly mentioned in the show such that a child could understand is bad
>only the most vanilla responses are 'okay'
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Uh, I guess the Twifags forgot that Twilight actually has a canon lover now.
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>>2418511
Hey TAW how do you feel about food ponies
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>>2418521
FINE!
FINE!
I'll lobotomize mai waifu, are you happy? I'll destroy everything she is just to keep her alive. I'll milk her and feed her and love her forever, and each night I'll fall asleep squeezing her tight and weeping uncontrollably while she drools and stares off into space.
You win.
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>>2418550
When you fall in love BECAUSE of that extrapolation, then, yeah, there's a problem.
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>5 male starting dwarves
>2 females
>one of them is addicted to pony semen

We would have a perfect start for MLPG fortress here if I had embarked on an ocean biome

Do we want to run MLPG fort on an inland bunker?
also, word of warning: I haven't played the newer version so I'm going to fuck up a lot if we run this
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>>2418554
>implying
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>>2418383
Are you going to share where these are coming from?

My interest is purely scientific, you understand.
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>>2418550
I didn't think my response was vanilla. I was just being honest. She's special.
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>>2418557
they can be pretty tasty, I think it's a neat idea
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>>2418554
What
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>>2418585
Dragon x Twilight, of course.

It doesn't get much more canon than her saying "I love you, Dragon."
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>>2418590
Oh, god, you're right.
>Twilight will never call you up and tell you she loves you.
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>>2418554
Dash doesn't count, because I'm fine with joining in
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>>2418590
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>>2418590
I don't remember that being canon
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>>2418590
;_;

Tara doesn't have Twilight's personality, she's not Twilight anyway

>>2418567
So is no one interested in playing neckbeard fortress with ponies?
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>>2418599
>he thinks his ship is canon

Poe's Law is in full force here.
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>>2418590
Oh.

Guess I'll have to go back to Fluttershy.
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>>2418610
>2.3autism
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>>2418590
I'm sorry?
Oh wait, right.
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>>2418590
I expected more TwilightxSpike from that
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>>2418610
Don't let anyone dissuade you. She's a very cute pony and would appreciate having someone around to depend on.
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Did everyone just go to bed all of a sudden?
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>>2418204
>preheating to 400
>for any cake

what the fuck am i even reading here
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>>2418548
Alright fine.

>as soon as you enter she tries to give a surprised buck, but your weight keeps that from happening
>you slam into her as hard as you can, seeking to maximize your own pleasure and never even considering hers
>she continues trying to resist, but the messages her body is sending to her brain cannot be ignored so she gives up and decides to enjoy it
>she directs you between grunts and gasps, and soon you are bent over her back and meeting her thrusts
>according to her instructions you keep a firm grip on her mane with one hand while the other strokes her neck as gently as you can manage
>she continues to give you commands and instructions until you bring her to a screaming orgasm
>her cunts squeezes tight around your cock and you empty yourself deep inside her
>she lets you hold her tight as you both fall asleep
>when you wake up your pumps have been repaired and the pen door is open
>she lets you roam around her shelter whenever you aren't being milked now, and even sleep in her bed when she is in season
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>>2418642
I just woke up.
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>>2418642

I'm still here Anon.
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>>2418642
no
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my milker runs straight for the mares whenever I tell him to milk

even though stallions are closer

why
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>>2418655
God damn, how I wish there were 50 more pixels on the bottom
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>>2418652
Much better, thanks.
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>>2418642
I'm just wondering if people want me to run MLPG fortress as a inland bunker or wait till I start a new game where I plan to build an offshore rig to simulate the lifeboat

>>2418607
>>2418567
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>>2418500
what's crossfit
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>>2418655
So what's with all the pics of this chick now?
She's not exactly attractive...
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>>2418564
Now shave her bald and say mean things to her. My erection will not subside until I have left you a broken, bitter man.
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>>2418680
it's just one guy being a fag
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>>2418665
Designate a pasture and put only stallions there, then put the farmer's workshop there, I guess. Not sure how the pathing works.

Or just have as many milkers as possible running the semen/milk collection line
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>>2418680
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>>2418567
>>2418607
>>2418670
Use this as a test run.
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>>2418681
It's not like it matters anymore. There's no one home behind her blank, empty eyes.
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>>2418564
The whole reason I made her stupid was so she wouldn't have to eat

How does it feel force-feeding her when she's not hungry
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>>2418686
Would it be possible to make milking ponies a desirable thing?
Like, dwarves like to have parties, and take breaks and milk pony semen?
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>>2418680
It's really annoying I tell you.
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>lobotomy fetish discussion
HAHA TIME FOR BED
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>>2418680
Blame /fit/fags and Gildafags.

Though admittedly she is pretty attractive. What's wrong with you?
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>>2418706
Fine, then. But I'm not letting her be treated like an animal. She's sharing my bed and I'll milk her myself.
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>>2418693
yeah, that's what I was planning

Also this version has some OP as fuck weapons modded in for use in adventure mode, along with free platinum/adamantine/steel/fuel reactions for making ads much gear as I want. I'll have to remove them in actual run. Also made a custom metal made from Adamantine/platinum for use in making heavy weapons.

>>2418711
Nope, I can't mod stuff to give happy thoughts, unfortunately. Dwarves might have a mood increase if they like ponies, though.
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>>2418718
She looks like a guy.
THAT'S what's wrong with me.
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>>2418695
It was all just an act. She secretly wants to be kept by you like a piece of livestock, but was too embarrassed to tell you. Your attempts at taking away her intelligence failed completely, but she will never tell you that.
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>>2418730
No, no she doesn't.
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>>2418706
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDtGfH7gTj4

Open wide - here comes the choo-choo train.
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>>2418711
>Urist Urislkatasr has canceled haul item
>Reason: Stopped by semen party
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>>2418634

Think I got that covered from here until the end of time.

Bonus: done making mustaches too, muauahaha!
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>>2418731
Well, then, I suppose that's not so bad. At least she's getting what she's always wanted.
And there will always be a glimmer of hope.
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>>2418742
Please tell me you're not making this with a disgusting hemipenis on spike
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I want to talk about Quentin from /v/. Should I post it on /v/ ? Where do you talk about attention tripfags ? Is there a board for that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13OhBfyADHc

I never could figure out why a nice looking normal guy would attention whore and troll on /v/ and /lit/. Then I started watching his vids. His voice is weak. He stutters. Then it all clicked.
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>>2418634

Deal with it, bro.
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>>2418753
>Quentin
>Normal
HAAHHAHAHAHAHA QUENTIN PLS GO
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>>2418744
Also, I really wish she could have just told me the truth. I would certainly indulge her.
She could at least do something to let me know she's still in there...
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>>2418744
>sometimes you think you hear her murmur words when you milk her
>it must be your imagination though, your poor waifu is gone
>she snuggles up to you whenever you cry yourself to sleep, but that must be instinctual behavior for ponies
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>>2418750
It's BCS

What do YOU think
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>>2418679
>>2418679

please respond
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>>2418753
I always thought trolls were really just normal people IRL who liked fucking around in message boards. Don't tell me Quentin even remotely resembles the persona he puts on here
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>>2418742
Please tell me Spike is going to have a hemipenis. I love those things.
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>>2418772

A shitty weightlifting program.

Focuses on stupid exercises with little results.
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>>2418763
Oh, god... ;_;
She'd tell me. She'd at least drop a hint. She couldn't put me through this torture for so long.
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>>2418742
>Zone
didn't she say she would never do pony porn? what is she doing talking to you?
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>>2418783
>she
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>>2418757

Well, I was basing it just on appearances. He seems to have a nice life and going to school and stuff. And I can never figure out how much of his trolling is genuine or fake. But his speech impediment does imply he's a weird, shy kid. Probably was made fun of. All the attention whore trolls are weirdos generally.

>>2418773

Yeah, but you have to ask the question "why do they spend so much time doing this. WHy do they crave this attention". The answer is that they need that attention to fill something missing from their lives. I am pretty sure that Quentin doesn't believe what he's saying, but does just for attention. Like how tripfags tend to have contrarian positions just to be contrarian.
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What the fuck

This doesn't even make sense
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>>2418777
Maybe she's too selfish to risk her pleasure like that, maybe you're too grief-stricken see catch her hints, maybe I'm tired and enjoy fucking with you. The world may never know the answer.
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>>2418795
>That feel when I stutter sometimes because I talk too fast
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>>2418753

Does Pinkus Pie ever come here? Or does he just troll /v/? And has Quentin ever tried to troll over here? Those two are my favorite /v/ trolls.
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>>2418807

I had a major stutter as a kid, and had to have speech therapy to fix it.
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>>2418805
Anons are always torturing me and forcing me to do horrible things to the pony I love.
I'm well used to it.
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>>2418815

It's a troll that probably doesn't even like bronies. Everyone knows posting ponies on /v/ is guaranteed replies.
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>>2418821
> speech therapy
That's real? Does it work?
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>>2418826

>bronies

Herp, the show.
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>>2418825
Are you the Pinkie Pie/Chrysalis guy?
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>>2418807
I sound like Porky Pig sometimes.
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>>2418815
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>>2418838
No, but I almost was.
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>>2418783
you do realize bcs and zone worked before? on the midna flash?
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>>2418804
I dun understand, wasn't he the guy with the double sided light sabre?
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>>2418815
Aw Yiss

Motha
Fuckin
Responses
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>>2418834
Hey Goretastic. What do you do?

I just realized I've seen you around forever but I have no idea what you do, if anything.
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>>2418847
Almost were? I only remember there being one guy that was practically begging for us to write about that by protesting so much. He made a woman telling you that she doesn't want anything special on her birthday look subtle.
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I'm going to go buy some strawberry milk and pretend it's Pinkie's. Do you guys want anything?
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>>2418861
Strawberry ice cream

seriously, it's my favorite flavor
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>>2418861
Get me some grape juice
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I thought the Hyper-Index linked me to MLPG, not to some shitty social thread from /chat/
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Guess what happened 10 years ago, MLPG?

http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html

>tfw your life has slipped past you
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>>2418815
hnnng those are cute tripfags
I like birds
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>>2418831

Well, I was like 5. I just flipped over cards and read them out.
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>>2418856

>what do I do

Well, I used to do >fanfiction but now I just sorta hang out and watch ponies.
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>>2418871
Seriously, I don't think we can be more Ponychan after this thread.
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>>2418852

Yeah, I don't even
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>>2418858
I've seen at least three different Pinkiefags become bugfags, but I remember who you're talking about. People are just constantly trying to make me abandon her to the swarm, but I couldn't do it.
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>>2418783

Well, my programmer fell ill with fever last night, and Zone is an old friend that I've collaborated with before.

I'm trying to learn the in and outs of CS6, and coding again in general.
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>>2418871
Actually, this is the my little fetish general thread.
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>>2418882
Okay. You seem like you're not a faggot so I never really bothered to ask about the name.

Good to know, I suppose.
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>>2418874

Didn't you go to bed
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>>2418861
more booze pls
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>>2418861

Hey, you're the guy that said me drinking strawberry milk was a good idea.

I see you.
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>>2418874
>10 years
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>>2418896
I watched pone for two hours
and drank a lot
and made quinoa
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>>2418885
I don't know why it's always Pinkiefags. Maybe they're just more childish and weak-willed LIKE THEIR WAIFU.
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>>2418882
Where can I find your fics?
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>>2418916
You just made an enemy for life.
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>>2418913

Oh, alright.

My sweet dreams comment is retracted then.
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>>2418874

But how many of you dicked around on ABS?

[gotitatchunkysfor2dollar]
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>>2418874
>tfw your life has slipped past you
In retrospect, I've made some pretty bad choices in my life.
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I want to color this soon, when all the madness is over.
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>>2418916
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me you little bitch
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>>2418874
>tfw newgrounds was known by every kid
>no one knows what newgrounds is now
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>>2418428
>You will never shower together after an intense workout session
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>>2418929
Fuck year, midna and ponies
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>>2418815

Quentin is cute. He's VERY obviously just "some kid". The books that he lists as his fave are the types that he got assigned in High school. Also I'm pretty sure he made a pic decrying brownies, but I can't find it. Did he take it down?
http://quentincorp.imgur.com/
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>>2418831
Yeah, I had a lisp when I was little. The therapy worked but I've still got a bit of it.
My voice is a fucked up amalgam of South African, Greek and British accents as a result of the lisp
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>>2418922
>this
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>>2418919

These days? Nowhere. They're forever locked away in Gdocs.
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>>2418928
>"IF I COULD HAVE BACK ALL THOSE HOURS THAT I WASTED"
>"I'D WASTE THEM ALL AGAIN"
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>>2418916

I like both.
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>>2418930
>>2418920
>Mad that their waifu is socially-retarded and has the emotional maturity of a spoiled five-year-old.
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>>2418956
Wait are you talking about Pinkie Pie or Fluttershy?
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>>2418937

>Showering

WRONG

>Sweaty fucking

UNF
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>>2418942
>To Kill a Mockingbird and Fahrenheit 451
>The Trial and Slaughterhouse Five
>bad books
10/10 I mad.
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>>2418942
>not diggin Vonnegut
>not diggin Fahrenheit 451

I shiggy you don't dig dug this
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>>2418523
Any opinion on which is better?
I'm using "mayhemydg" at the moment.
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>>2418950
Oh...okay.;-;
Can I ask why?
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>>2418937
>It's_happening.gif
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>>2418942
>Bad books
>Lolita
My jimmies will never be unrustled
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>>2418962
Both of them spliced together through mad science would be nice.

Captcha: combined ntaryho
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>>2418861
black liquor
> nmm's juice
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>>2418942
also fuck the sound and the fury
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>>2418976

Because most of them are embarrassments.
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>>2418988
No! Don't taint my perfect pink waifu with Fluttershy's poison!
>>
SKREEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>2418742
Dayum that looks like an awesome flash game?
Is it out yet? If not, when will it be? And where?
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>>2419002
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>>2419002

Oh god, Celestia draws near.
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>>2418992
I've heard people say the lobotomy one was decent.
I never read it though.
I probably should, seeing as I wrote the little greentext thing that started it
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>>2419002
>>2419008
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>>2418992
Write something new!
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>>2418956
THANK you, I never see anyone else in these threads share this opinion
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>>2419017

I never did a lobotomy fic though.
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>>2419017
Are you thinking of Gorodetsky?
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>>2418971
>not sweaty fucking in the shower, competing with both each other and the water to stay dirty for as long as possible
>>2418975
aerosynth's commit logs show that he's merging mayhem's changes periodically.
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>>2419022
Shit then, I guess I'm thinking of Goro.
This is your fault for having such similar everythings
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>>2418992
Well I kind of wish I could read them. They can't be that bad.
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>>2419020

I can't, for multiple reasons.
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>>2419032
...You know, I don't think I've seen Gorodetsky do anything, either.
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>>2419040
T-then why do you still have a name...
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>>2419040
Why?
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>>2419043
He used to write. I rarely see him anymore, and I don't think he still writes.
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>>2418972
>>2418974
>>2418983
>>2418991

See? Quentin is an attention seeking troll. This is why he does it. He's very good at pushing buttons.
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>>2419045
Oh please stop it man
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>>2418849
Seriously? He worked on the Midna flash?
That's a classic!

Hottest porn flash of all time!
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>>2419029

>not sweaty fucking in the shower, competing with both each other and the water to stay dirty for as long as possible

TAW will you write this
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>>2419053
s-sorry...I really don't want to be 'that guy'...but I'm just wondering if he has a legitimate reason...
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>>2419051
He hasn't write a thing in months and he was a really annoying faggot with the Fluffy pony greentext stories. I'm glad he went back to /co/, not a big loss.
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>>2418849
>>2419055
Wait, are we talking about the Zone-branded Link/Midna thing, or the Midna hypnosis thing? Or both?
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>>2419050

Well, for starters, people just aren't into fanfiction anymore. Everyone gets their fix with in-thread greentext, whether it be feels or fetishes.

>>2419066

Honestly, there really is none other than "I feel like it", which is pretty faggoty. I try to tone done the faggotry though, haven't been called out too much on it except by a handful of people.
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>>2419064
but I want to read it
also I still have 4 things to write for you guys!
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>>2419080
Midna hypnosis thing?
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>>2419084
>also I still have 4 things to write for you guys!

Marry me, TAW
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>>2419083
>people aren't into fanfiction any more
Well, that's just not true. There are plenty of people around here who are, and the rest of the fandom is rife with the stuff. Regardless, since when was lack of popularity a good reason to not do something you enjoy? Don't give me that, just get on and do it.
>>2419088
Only if I get a pretty dress.
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>>2419083
>Well, for starters, people just aren't into fanfiction anymore.
The thread seemed to be enjoying the fanfiction on the friend-off day. Maybe that was just because of the friend-off, but I'd like to think not.

Man, that was a good day.
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>Ponies aren't real
>You're all a bunch of faggots for obsessing over this shit
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>loli - studio B

>lawnmower - new episodes

>bobdog - MLPG
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>>2419102
>bobdog
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>>2419102
Those look like racoons
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Watch it till the end, you won't be dissapointed
http://news.bmezine.com/2006/10/19/yes-he-fits-the-whole-thing/
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>>2419102
>bobdog
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>>2419102
aren't those raccoons?
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porn flashes are fun i guess. i dont remember ever jacking off to them before though. maybe i just havnt seen anythiing decent before.
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>>2419102
>calling regular little kids lolis
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>>2419109
>yes he fits the whole thing

SOUNDS LEGIT
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>>2419102
XD
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>>2419105
>>2419108
>>2419110
>>2419111
>thinking bobdogs are raccoons
>2012
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>>2419098
I'm not obsessed
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>>2419064
This sounds hot! I second this! Someone please write it!
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>>2419096

The thing is though I don't write for the fandom and never will, and here in the general, it's either feels/faps or deal. I'm not into fapfiction and will never take those requests, however I did proofread a few things when asked.
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>>2419123
THEN LEAVE
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>>2419102
except we don't care about new episodes anymore
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I'm drunk and tired but want to draw the cute pones. ;-;

and it's 4am and now the birds are awake ffffuck
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>>2419102
That's not a lawnmower, it's a toy car
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>>2419128
Nope
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>>2419102
>mlpg chasing after studio B

i dont get it.

i actually dont give a fuck about the studio,writers, musicians or VAs. i enjoy the show but i will never go out of my way to ever meet or contact any of them.
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>>2419132
Haha that guy really fucked up that post
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>>2419131
Fucking birds.
Mourning doves are the worst.

Draw Dash eating turtle soup
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>>2419126
That's because that's all people write, that doesn't mean there isn't demand for anything else. There are plenty of people who lament the lack of SFW fiction here in the general, they just don't come out often.
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>>2419126
>I'm not into fapfiction
You're just making me want to read your stuff more.
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>>2419131
>that feel when the sun comes up on your last day off
>you planned to have two clopfics finished by about 5 hours from now
>you haven't started either
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>>2419109
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOUR POOR PENIS
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>>2419085
https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=132678
You'll probably have to change the allowed ratings thing to see it.
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>>2419146
>>2419147

Well that's just uncanny.
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>>2419085
What Midna hypnosis thing?
I was thinking about the one with Link x Imp Midna. I think it was Zone-branded.
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>kid - Studio B
>ball - bobdogs
>broccoli - MLPG
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>old man - Studio B hard at work

>popcorn - new episodes

>bobdog - you
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Last night I had a dream where I was trapped in an elevator with Pinkie Pie.

I did not enjoy it.
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>>2419153
>yfw he was also wearing a cock ring so his cock was essentially getting crushed
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>>2419148
I'm so sorry, workplace anon.

>>2419143
I love mourning doves. I can mimic their calls exactly and they call back to me and IT'S CUTE.
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>>2419161
Did you really stop writing because you though no one here read fanfiction? Because that's silly. We just had the friend-off which is 50% fanfiction, and there were definitely people reading the fics.

I thought you just couldn't be assed anymore.

Come on, man.
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>>2419176

Lucky. sounds like a great dream to me
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>>2419146
So I was browsing clopfic and there was an NMM fic, written by you.

But it was rape.

I'm so sad. That's all.
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>>2419162
Ah, thanks, didn't know she worked on that. The hypno thing I mentioned's up here, if you missed it.
>>2419154
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>>2419170
most accurate
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>>2419169
Pfffthahahaha
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>>2419199
>rape
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Do ponies look more like cats or dogs?
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>>2419161
It's not just uncanny.
It's true
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>>2419213
Watch a Dog Pony Show and find out
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>>2419213
Catdog
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>>2419213
>Dogs
CL pls go
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>>2419213
deer mice
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Interesting

http://e621.net/post/show/219258/animated-arcade-certaintyprinciple-diamond_dogs_-m
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>>2419199
I wrote a happy time luna waifufic and then a short about her in the bath too, if that makes you any happier

also, unrelated question, but what's all the relevant fanon around Cloudchaser and Flitter? and uh, which one is which again?
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>>2419109
JESUS CHRIST
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>>2419213
¿Por qué no podemos tener las dos cosas?

blame google translate if that isn't right
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>>2419213
They're pretty deer-y to me, actually. Cat-deers, if anything, because of their flexibility and little triangle ears.

I base a lot of my drawing on those species' anatomies anyway, +equine
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>>2419194

>and there were definitely people reading fics

Well it was kind of the friend off, SWF fics are never actively sought out or requested in the general otherwise.
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would you help maturing scootaloo through her first heat?
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>>2419213
I'd say cats.
But they don't particularly resemble either.

They look more equine.
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>>2419243
>and uh, which one is which again?

I'll never know that...
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>>2419243
Are we going to have ERP with these two?
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>>2419228
>>2419213

Ponies are cats with anime-human faces.
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>>2419245
No, it's right!
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>>2419249
I'd help her through it, but won't satisfy till third.
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>>2419213
bobdogs
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>>2419228>>2419245

CAAAAAAATDOG

Alone in the world is a little catdog
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>>2419169
>calling Gumby broccoli
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>>2419243
Cloudchaser is the one with crazy hair, Flitter has the bow.

Cloudchaser is the actiony name and has the actiony mane.
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>>2419266
>Calling ball bobdog
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>>2419251

>They look more equine.

They don't look like equine at all. Especially their faces.
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>>2419213
Cats if they're well behaved.

My girlfriend's sister has this cat that only likes her (the sister) and claws at anyone else I swear if I could get away with it I would throw that little shit off a sky scraper
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>>2419249
If she wanted me to, sure.
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>>2419251
Nah nah, this nigga is right >>2419256
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>>2419273

Doubly so when Rose slaps those pinchable cheeks on them.
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>>2419254
Naw, I've got a story to write with them and want to make sure I'm not stepping on anybody's toes personality-wise.
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>>2419266
>>2419169
>kid - you
>ball -dunked
>grumbo - me
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>>2419261
google translate told me that was spanish, it isn't portuguese or something, is it?
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>>2419273
They don't look much like real horses, but they still have hooves, hair-tails and cute pointy horse-ears.
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>>2419292
It's spanish.

"Why can't we have both?"
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Guys, guys.

what if gilda pegged you?
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>>2419291
HAHAHA FUCK HAHA
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>>2419300
Boners
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>>2419262
>>2419279
That's all she's looking for...just someone to help her through it. Run a race with her, read a book, play some games. Just help distract her.

Try not to notice when her gaze lingers on your crotch for minutes on end. or when she starts rubbing up against objects idly, needing some kind of release. Try to ignore her sweating just from being around you, and the slightly disorienting scent of her pheromones. Don't listen to what she's muttering under her breath - it's the heat talking, not her.
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>>2419298
moo-ee eck-chell-en-tay
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>>2419300
That would be insanely hot.
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>>2419292
Not the anon you're replying to, but my high-school spanish gives it a pass.
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>>2419109
>your prostate is only about 25-30 cm in
he's just poking around in his bladder now>
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>>2419296
>but they still have hooves

No they don't. They have single color limbs and no visible hooves. Only Celestia has those.
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>>2419248
Why is that?
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>>2419307
Or just let her stay with you, so you can give her a good hard rutting whenever her lust needs satisfying.
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>>2419300
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>>2419307
>implying I wouldn't brutally take advantage and then leave her a some crying wreck when it passes
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>>2419331
No sir I don't like it
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>>2419331
>This hurts the pony
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>>2419311
i'd say when you're ramming things that far up your cock you aren't too worried about what you're actually poking
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>>2419245
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>>2419342
Then I guess kidney stones aren't a problem for him.
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>>2419331

They can't really feel it when you pull on their mane, but what about the poor pony's tail?
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Bad cops bad cops
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>>2419347
Hahahaha
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>>2419300
>Gilda will never peg you
>She will never get off on your squeals of discomfort
>She will never pull it out and shove it down your throat
>She will never grab you by the back of your head
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>>2419332
>>2419330
She's just a kid, anon! Just a kid whose body's going through some things she can't quite grasp.

You need to make sure she doesn't just rush out get rutted everytime she cycles back into heat! That's not proper behavior for a little mare like her.

And no, just because you can here her whispering "breed me breed me breed me" over and over again whenever you pause between sentences in your story doesn't mean she's giving you permission! When she inches into your lap and starts fumbling with your zipper, you need to push her away and calm her down!
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>>2419363
>You will never cum multiple times from the prostate stimulation alone
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>>2419367
>Scootaloo will never excitedly lap at your cock
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>>2419367
This is just laughable.

>breed me
Lolwut.
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>You will never...
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>>2419325
I kind of miss that /co/ vs ponychan writeoff.
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>>2419367
>She's just a kid, anon!
She is in current canon, yes.

However, when she's old enough to go into heat, she won't be anymore. She will be a young mare.
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Anyone got >le pony face?
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>>2419386
Why can't we have a third one?
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>>2419397
It's not the same.
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>>2419395
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>>2419382
Breed. Mate. Copulate. Fuck. Screw.

However you wanna say it, anon.
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>>2419395
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>>2419403
What's not the same?
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which adult CMC would you date?
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>>2419397
We probably could, but it'd be weird organizing it wouldn't it? I mean didn't half of ponychan's traffic just kind of stop? And seeing as how we're here and not /co/, it's just weird.
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>>2419397
ponychan is pretty much dead now
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>>2419411
>Ponychan progressing
>/co/ threads no longer an isolated entity
>Everything related to /mlp/
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>>2419395
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>>2419410
Isn't that just Gaben with tooth braces?
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>>2419416
They're HORSES, anon!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
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>>2419417
>MLPG vs /mlp/
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>>2419420
Where did all their posters go?
Of course some came here, but that cant account for everyone.
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>>2419426
Nigga.
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>>2419420
Well, that's true.
It's because they made the stupid mistake of banning Manley T. McDragonpuncher (aka Beedrill nicknamed Kamina), so now there isn't anyone there to keep the place alive with pony sex-threads.
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>>2419417

>it'd be weird organizing it

The first writeoff was a total clusterfuck on ponychan's end to begin with.
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>>2419434
I can ask someone from Ponychan right now, but I would need some proof that their traffic is down 50% to him first. Can someone post that image/data?
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>>2419437

>aka beedrill

Wait, no shit? Beedrill went to ponychan? Is there any proof of that?
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>>2419440
Second one was great though.
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Which pony would you throw to a big angry dog to be used as a squeaky toy?
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>>2419426
The fuck is wrong with you
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>>2419434
I used to post there more, but recently I haven't bothered to go there much.
This thread is much more fun.
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>>2419243
Flitter, the one with the bow, is sweet and affectionate
Cloudchaser, is more of the "tough big sis" type, and loves to tease
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>>2419434
They're probably all banned.
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>>2419449
Which one was the second one? Who participated?
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>>2419462
Oh. You're one of those disgusting sentries.
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why can't you guys just be normal?
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>>2419472
WHAT IS NORMAL ANYWAY
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>>2419472
If I was normal, I wouldnt be a grown man posting on MLPG.
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>>2419472
normal is boring
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>>2419469
I think it was the western one.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/11/co-vs-ponychan-art-of-fic-to-death.html
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>>2419476

LET'S FIND OUT, TOGETHER!
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>>2419463
that sounds adorable enough, ta
>that feel when you actually want to work a legitimate story into this one
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>>2419472
Because it's 2012
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>>2419472
it's a shitty type
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>>2419469
I only remember NTSTSTST won and Nathan was a failure as usual
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>>2419447
I suppose I can't strictly speaking prove it, except by telling you that he did.

He has been known by several names - most notably Beedrill nicknamed Kamina, TotallyNotAFurry/TNAF and currently Manley T. McDragonpuncher.

He was posting in /mlp/ for a while after he got banned too, but I haven't seen him post on here recently. But then again, I hardly ever browse /mlp/ outside this thread anymore anyway.
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>>2419480
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>>2419472
I am. Relatively of course.
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>>2419493
>Psychic
>Good
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>>2419494
Why don't you make a tulpa of it then?
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>>2419485
who would be in it? just flitter/CC? rumble? scootaloo?
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>>2419500
We know who he is. He got his start with ponies here.
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>>2419143
Anon that mentioned Dash eating turtle soup? herpa derp derp.
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>>2419504
>Psychic
>bad
Don't give Alakazam that shit just because Reuniclus is one of the worst Pokémon there is
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>>2419504

>implying psychic wasn't completely rape mode in gen1

Seriously, ghost was fucking laughable, so it's like it had no weakness.
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>>2419513
Yes, I'm aware that he has a reputation here.
He doesn't seem to think very highly of 4chan anymore either.
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>>2419507
FUCK RUMBLE, HE'S JUST A SHITTY CHARACTER WITH NO PERSONALITY AND IT'S NOT EVEN CUTE
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>>2419502
Thank god for that censoring, or I might have been offended!
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>>2419514
Hah, I like it
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>>2419524
>Gengar
>laughable
0/10, shitty troll, not even mad
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>>2419529

Took him long enough, he was already a fucking joke on /vp/.
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>>2419530
I respectfully disagree
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>>2419502
>That censor
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>>2419524
Ghost didn't have any moves unlike alakazam where you could blast down almost everything with Physic/Physbeam/Confusion
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>>2419539

You realize the only damaging ghost move in gen 1 was night shade, right? Ghost pokemon sucked back in the day.
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I just watched the cadence love spell scene again
and does anyone else think it's kinda fucked up? She's as bad as discord. Using magic to bend free will...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJid6MS2KQk
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>>2419434
EQD and tumblr have the largest concentration of bronies now.
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>>2419442
Is there even a graph? I just remember someone bringing up the subject a week or two ago.
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>>2419555
>yfw Seth is making mad dosh
>yfw he still lives in his parent's basement because he's too autistic to live on his own
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>>2419555
The second shirt was designed by one of us
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>>2419557
I think it was on that page of chan popularity comparisons.
Last I heard though, it was down.
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>>2419539
>Gengar
>Not easily fucking raped by someone like Hypno
>Or even a high-level flying type, like Fearow
Face it. You just like ghosts because they look cool.
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>>2419555
>Those shirts
WHY WOULD SOMEONE FUCKING BUY ONE OF THESE
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>>2419521
hahaha are you serious
you probably just don't know how to use it
>dat bulk
>dat natural Sp. Atk
>MAGIC GUARD
>fast as fuck with Trick Room
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>>2419502
>you will never deepthroat sweetie belles thick cock
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>>2419557
>>2419567
Well, I can ask this guy about why Ponychan is so slow compared to months ago, but I doubt he'll believe me. I mean, what if someone said to you MLPG was slowing down significantly over the past month? You would want proof.
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>>2419537
THEN I MAY FINALLY... be at rest...
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>>2419566
And it's the only clever one.
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>>2419555
I should make my own shirt set.

>i survived tiarawhy
>clopclopclop
etc
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>>2419555
I wonder if it's even possible to make that place not a shithole again.
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>>2419569

Hey man, when ghost pokemon got shadow ball in gen 2 they totally bounced back.
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>>2419587
>yfw
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>>2419580
>Comparing MLPG with a chan.

Anyway, MLPG got really fast when we moved here. Morning threads were reaaaaally slow on /co/. No need more proof than that.
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>>2419587
>I went to tiarawhy.tumblr.com and all I got was this raging boner
Oh god I hate it so much.
You'd make mad dosh
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>>2419502
Spike and Sweetie Belle look much, much older than was intended, I think.
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>>2419539
I love Gengar but the ghosts were awful in gen 1
it's a real shame but at least they're way better now
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>>2419593
>Speccy will never doodle for us again
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>>2419602
his pc died
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>>2419588
>You will never be a cute little filly with a massive cock that you gently suck on all day until you are called to dinner.
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>>2419601
>I love Gengar but the ghosts were awful in gen 1

OH COME ON! THEY WERE REALLY FUN
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>>2419580
We've been speeding up. The proof is in the archive. Our posts per day have been increasing. We have 1000+ post threads in the same time a 400 post thread took us on /co/.
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>>2419596
Proof?

Come on, you would want evidence in the form of data. Common sense to you is not common sense to someone not from here.
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>>2419605
>you will never be too young and innocent to understand while all the adults have a problem with you sucking yourself off all the time
>you just know it's really fun
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>>2419502
Is there an uncensored version of this?
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>>2419619
Yeah.
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>>2419596
>tfw you kind of miss old morning
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>>2419618
>>2419605
Why was I even born?
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>>2419598
the thing is id have to figure out where to make the shirts. last i heard the welovefine site rapes the artists and keeps most of the shirt sale.
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>>2419619
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/857135
seriously anon

15 seconds

get it together
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>>2419621
Care to link it?
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>>2419607
I didn't mean by design or anything, just attacks and shit
like the only ghost type moves were Night Shade and Lick if I remember correctly which didn't even work properly
and being part poison type REALLY didn't help them

I would watch a spin off show just about the Gastly Haunter and Gengar from that one episode
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>>2419624
>tfw 24/7 pone or fetish discussion at your fingertips
>in one place
Truly these are amazing times.
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>>2419632
NO.
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>>2419624
Me too.
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>>2419624
Yeah, me too, it was really quiet.
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>>2419634
OH SHIT that episode.
So much nostalgia.
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Most fluffies are capable of speaking between a few days after birth too about 2 weeks, but that is in the most extreme circumstances, if it cant speak within a week of birth, its likely retarded in some manner, and will likely not survive.(Yes I used the word retard, what of it?)

Though they can speak, all of them have a speech impediment, and can only communicate as though they were toddlers at the very best.

The impediment itself is a lisp, AND a physical condition. They simply CANNOT pronounce their R's and L's resulting in the use words in the following manner

Fwend=Friend

Wawa=Water

Sgittes=Spaghetti

Wawk=walk

Wun=run

fwy=fly

Huwt=hurt

sowwy=sorry

wike=like

The list tends to go on like this, simply replace whatever word that has an R or L with a W

Special Note:Even though They are capable of speech, this ability should "NOT" be taken as a sign of intelligence. Verbal communication is a common way to convey information from one creature too the next regardless of species in most cases. The Fluffy is an animal, nothing more.

An argument can be as such, that if a dog were able to speak, it would still be a dog, and our pet. A cow would still be our dinner, a rat would still be a pest to be exterminated.

(Watch the episode of Dexter's Laboratory, in which Dexter gets a dog (a "Labrador" no less) and gives him the ability of speech, this does not change the fact that the dog is still a dog. He acts just as though he didnt have speech in the first place, and is now slightly annoying even. That is what the Fluffies are in a nutshell, with the annoying part turned all the way up beyond 11.)
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>>2419635
I guess I never really considered that.
You'd have to wait until evening to get sexy, and late at night to get disturbingly sexy.
Now it's anything goes, more or less. I'm not complaining.
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>>2419650
>Even though They are capable of speech, this ability should "NOT" be taken as a sign of intelligence.
DO THESE PEOPLE THINK BEFORE POSTING?
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>>2419634

>ghosts get curse and shadow ball
>morty's gym
>curses himself to death

Easiest fucking gym ever.
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>>2419635
>pone and fetish
Best discussion topics!
Even better when mixed together!
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>>2419642
If shining was the other pone's sisters

SHYLY!
PIELY!
RARLY!
APPLY!
RAILY!

Once again proving that applejack is best pony
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The Alicorn is by far the rarest of all Fluffies, only 1 in 100,000 are ever born, and nearly all are under specialized lab conditions, though some have been known to be born under home owner pet conditions, and even the wild.

The Alicorn is the Epitome of the Fluffies, and present the very best they have to offer (what little there is to begin with)

It possesses the strength, sturdiness, height, and endurance of the Earth Fluffy.

The Wings, stamina, and energy of a Pegasus.

And the "Magical Horn" abilities, intelligence, and cunning of the Unicorn.

Alicorns are known for being bigger, stronger, smarter, faster, and just plain better than their lesser counterparts.

An Alicorn can stand between 16-20 Inches tall, capable of moving as much as 20 pounds, gliding (Even flying), relatively powerful "magical" abilities, such as moving a spoon around effortlessly, and setting things on fire without effort, and being capable of great cunning.

On average, an Alicorn has the intelligence of a 7 year old, but some are as intelligent as a 9 year old, One rather exceptional Alicorn is as smart as a 10 year old, showing some minor abilities in doing some rather complex things (for a fluffy) like watching and understanding Television shows beyond cartoons, knowing it sees it own reflection in the mirror rather than another fluffy, basic understanding of addition, subtraction, and even some multiplication in the smarter ones.
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>>2419652
Nowadays you can get urethral sounding in a live thread at 11 AM on a tuesday.
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>>2419601
I don't get why in the cartoon, they say ghost is stronger than psychic when it was the opposite in the game.
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>>2419650
>wawa

That's not what taking out r's and l's makes
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>>2419667
You wot mate
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They are also more attentive, and well behaved than that of its counter parts, but they can still be a problem, as they are more aggressive than the others.

An oddity in its relations too those around seems to stand out. Other fluffies in captivity seem to follow its lead, and try to act more like it, and listen too it, because they tend to be the most loved and trusted of an owners fluffies.

In the wild however, the Alicorn may have mixed receptions. Most of the time, the other Fluffies gets confused that the Alicorn has both a horn and wings, and may act aggressively or even be outright hostile too it on the account the others might think something is wrong with the Alicorn. Approximately 85% of all Alicorns born in the wild die due to being mobbed and torn apart from the rest of its herd. The mother and other fluffies in the litter will also be killed by being mobbed and torn apart by the other fluffies. The reasoning for the fluffies seems to be that since it came from the mother, the mother must be bad, and did something wrong. This also applies too the other foals. Stallions who sired the litter might also be killed, but only if the stallion is near by.

However, the fluffies may treat the Alicorn indifferently, and when it reaches full maturity, it will most likely become the alpha of the herd.
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>>2419589
How?
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I know what you mean
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>>2419667
It was a glitch
Ghost WAS supposed to be super effective against psychic types but for some reason psychic ended up being immune to ghosts
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>>2419667
Because nothing beats psychic in the game so they had to make some shit up
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Breeders: These fluffies are the ones that were intended to make the products meant for consumers, the adorable foals and thus produce the majority of fluffies. These are found in standard breeding farms, ranches, and mills (Mills are also known as Factories).
They are also commonly found in specialty breeders and pet shops. Specific breeds and traits of fluffies can be found in certain shops, and at "Premium" Breeders.

House pets: The original purpose of the fluffy is fulfilled here, in a common home, as house pets. They are bought from the pet shops, where they are often found begging for someone to take them home. These tend to live well in comfortable homes, until they either die from their own stupidity, or from an act of God, or just annoy the owners enough to where they dont want them anymore (which is understandable)
Most fluffies are abandoned, or taken to an animal shelter. But there are a few who live with their owners comfortably throughout their lives.
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I felt a little fear upon my back
He said "Don't look back, just keep on walking."
When the big black horse said, "Hey lady!"
Said, "Look this way, will you marry me?"
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>>2419666
>Nowadays you can get urethral sounding in a live thread at 11 AM on a tuesday.
what have we done to deserve such gifts
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Strays: This is where the fluffies leave their homes and get lost, or are abandoned by their owners. These fluffies usually have a hard time living on their own, and usually dont survive long as they aren't aware that no one is going to help them. A large potions of strays die within a week of becoming strays, as they dont know what to do. Those that do survive, become scavengers, and usually meet up with other fluffies, and form small herds, of about 6-16 fluffies.
This is the first steps down the road to becoming ferals. They will topple garbage cans to get the human food that is left there, find places of safety, and comfort, and reproduction. It should be noted, that strays generally aren't quite feral yet, but in the process of becoming feral. They tend to still stay around humans, and other animals, rather than avoiding them, relying on begging for food from them, instead of eating grass, which non ferals dislike. Stray herds normally lack leaders, and are usually absorbed or destroyed by other herds.
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>>2419695
Is this malicious spamming?
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>>2419700
I think so
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Feral Strays: Much like the Strays previously stated, these are scavenging beggars, but less so, as they are now eating grass, and are now established as a herd, being about a month or two old, numbering 10-25 fluffies. Leaders are now likely to step up too the plate, and alphas may now be seen leading the herd, though most likely poorly. The herd will tend to avoid other animals, but still seek out humans for food, or even to be taken home with them. The herd is generally now slightly more aggressive than before, and has at least a couple of pregnant Dams, and even a few foals. City parks and areas around restaurants are where the herds are normally seen, though they are often seen in suburban neighborhoods.
Not surprisingly, this where they start becoming pests.
In order for the herd to grow quickly, the stallions will attempt to steal other herds mares, and impregnate them. However the other herds wont just let their mares go without a fight and thus conflict ensues, most fights are small, and few fluffies are seriously hurt, thought death is not unknown. The Alphas of the the two herds might "Duel" Eachother for dominance control of both herds, though fighting might still go on, regardless who the winner is.
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Urban Ferals: The herd is now about 5 months old, with about 30-70 fluffies, and has itself well established in a territory in the city/town/suburbs. While still scavenging for whatever food they can find in dumpsters, and trashcans, they have stopped begging for food from humans, and now tend to avoid anything that isnt another fluffy. The herd now has an established leader that is known as a "Smawtie Fwend"(Smarty Friend: Alpha fluffy). The herd has its own home base, which it sallies forth from everyday to find food, and returns for the night to sleep. The herd has a number about 4-20 Dams at any given time, and a large number of foals. These large herds are often found in places where humans dont usually go, such as garbage dumps, abandoned buildings, railroads, scrapyards, junkyards, and other such places.
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>about half the embark party have pony semen alcohol as their favourite drink

Oh man this would be perfect for MLPG fortress, but this is test run for now
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Would filtering 'fluffy pony' be a good idea?
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Well, I guess the spammer wins. I'm going to sleep.
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Spam begins, and thread slows down. This means people are actually reading the fluffy pony pasta. What is wrong with you people?
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>>2419708
Of course.
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>>2419711
I was just waiting for LK to finish up


Night MLPG
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>>2419650
>>2419665
>>2419672
>>2419683
>>2419695
>>2419703
>>2419706
>Someone wrote all this
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>>2419700
Pathetic spamming, maybe

I guess he wants ross humanized spam in the Fluffy pony thread

that was fun when the jannitor deleted a entire fluffy pony thread due to it
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>>2419721
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>>2419714
I need something to fuel my hatred.
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>>2419714
More likely it just gets in the way of other conversations, or people leave.
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Can we go back to discussing whatever it was we were discussing about fanfics and ponychan and eqd?
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>>2419721
>It slightly intrigues you

if you ignore all the grim derp shit, th-

NO

NO

NO

NO
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>>2419728
I want to pony you
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>>2419741
It's 100% mental diarrhea.
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>>2419711 here
Maybe if I wish really hard Lyra will rape me in my sleep :(
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>>2419735
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>>2419728
I love you

;_;
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>>2419502

Does MS have a dick fetish or something? Also his bodies, dicks and faces lack variety

And Spike looks like a 20 something sonter.
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Everyone do their civic duty, go down to the nearest fluffy pony thread and report it.
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>>2419741
TAKE DEEP BREATHS AND THINK OF YOUR WAIFU. WE'LL GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.
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>>2419507
The focus is on Clitter, I suppose other characters will make an appearance. Probably not Rumble, he wouldn't really fit
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>>2419728
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>have a pet fluffy pony for some completely unknown reason, after all you hate the bastards and usually just punt them into a lake, cut off their legs or pull off whatever abuse you recently read about on 4chan.
>watch Star Trek:TNG with him instead because why the hell not?
>somehow his favorite character is Q
>fluffy walks around house spreading chaos and disorder
>which really just means laughing at random objects and belittling them
>ironically not much different from the actual character
>arrive home one day and find trail of blood running through the house
>not again, blood is hard to clean after it sits for a while
>follow trail to kitchen, expecting to find fluffy killed by some hilarious mechanism
>instead find fluffy cringing with his left front leg inside of your toaster
>did the fucker try to make breakfast or something stupid like that?
>run over, grab his ass and pull him out, don't want it to start a fire on accident
>only now do you see that fluffy's leg has been replaced with a chicken leg
>fluffy was trying to cauterize it in the toaster
>follow blood trail out of the kitchen to back door
>entire back porch is covered in blood
>fluffy's leg is lying there on the porch
>as well as a dead chicken
>whatthefuckisthis
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>>2419760
All the waifu discussion actually annoys me more than this fluffy spam
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>>2419755
>He just noticed that.
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>>2419721
>>2419721
>Everything retarded you have ever read was written by an actual person
This revelation is disturbing
>They can, or will soon be able to vote
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>>2419747
>In your sleep.
Why not just pretend to go to sleep? Then you can enjoy it fully.
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>bring fluffy to the vet who is a total hottie and you've been trying to tap that for a while now, she is so impressed that you were able to perfectly attach the foreign limb that she doesn't question what the fuck actually happened
>don't dare tell her that fluffy did it to himself
>keep a close eye on fluffy for the next few days to see if he does something ridiculous again, but nothing happens
>the next day, you get home only to find a dead fluffy in the living room
>this isn't your fluffy, though; you have an earth pony. this one is a pegasus, and it's missing a wing and an eye.
>trail of blood leading into the kitchen
>run in and find that fluffy is using your soldering iron to cauterize his wounds this time
>much more precise and effective
>how did he even stitch that wing onto his back
>not to mention remove his fucking eye and put in the other one
>you're frozen in confusion and some degree of terror
>fluffy turns to you after finishing with the soldering iron
>"Oh, I fowgotted how gwim yu' can be!" he giggles
>there was a time when you'd have taken to the sorry stick in this kind of situation
>or probably just killed the fucker in some grotesque manner on the spot
>but instead you feel some sort of respect for this creature
>almost like you want to give him a hug and congratulate him for his efforts
>...NO! You are the abusefag, there's no way you could have these feels for a damn fluffy.
>go to bed early without even bothering to clean up the mess downstairs
>dreams are naught but nightmares, bizarre beyond all description
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>>2419755

>a dick fetish

It's futa, and yeah he's pretty into that.
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>>2419763
>Clitter

GODDOMMOT TOW
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DOOKS
u here?
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>wake up early the next morning to the sound of rain outside
>go downstairs to the kitchen still half-asleep, start some coffee, microwave some oatmeal
>blood all over the floor, clearly fluffy was at work through the night doing who-knows-what to himself
>wonder why it's raining when the forecast clearly stated there was no chance of rain at all this week
>suddenly realize that you didn't put any water in the oatmeal
>pop open the microwave, put some water in, start over again and ponder whether this mistake will make the oatmeal taste weird
>hate half-awake mornings like this
>go to get some coffee, see that water is still in the coffee pot and you didn't actually pour it into the coffee maker yet
>you fucking hate mornings like this
>pour water into coffee maker, oatmeal is ready, eat that shit and can't tell if it tastes weird or not
>get ready to chug this fucking coffee when you notice the smell of chocolate
>this is coffee, not chocolate, what the hell are you doing, nose? wake the fuck up!
>smell is coming from outside though
>look outside, FUCK it's bright out, give it a minute and look again
>brown puddles outside in the yard
>FUCKING FLUFFY PONIES SHIT IN YOUR YARD
>they even broke your favorite lawn ornament
>charge to the front door, grab your trusty anti-fluffy truncheon
>a metal baseball bat with bolts fitted through it so that they stick out on either end
>much like the traditional wooden bat with huge nails, but sturdier and easier to clean
>also get more distance from your swings
>bust out onto the front lawn ready to bust some fluffy skulls
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guys i think i have a sex fetish

what do
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>>2419589
i thought for sure when EQD went brony mainstream they would stop doing shitty fanfiction. especially when there are better FANFICTION sites out there.
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>>2419748
What?
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>no fluffies in sight, raindrops fall lazily from a clear sky
>the smell of chocolate is nauseating even though you usually love it
>stick out your tongue and catch a raindrop
>it's fucking chocolate rain
>some stay dry and others feel the pain
>rush back inside
>where the fuck has fluffy gone off to?
>there's a note on the coffee table in the living room
>fluffy has left to join the Q Continuum and help the commander of NCC-1701-D to explore existence itself
>okay seriously what the fuck
>decide you'd better summon Twilight and her friends because their magical plots can fix all sorts of shit
>make up a story about an ancient enemy who will ruin Equestria if they don't fix up your yard and stop
>this
>fucking
>chocolate rain
>forecast to be falling yesterday
>Twilight et al arrive quickly, so you brief them on the situation and get the elements of harmony out of the closet
>the fucking box of elements is empty
>should've locked that closet, but there's no way fluffy could've got in there, right?
>time for Plan B: have the speakers and TVs in your house play mysterious crap that will motivate Twilight and Co. to fix shit up for you
>they come up with some kind of plan and run outside
>finally get to have your coffee, it's lukewarm now but you don't care
>watch some Star Trek:TNG for a few hours
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>>2419787
You disgust me
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>>2419494
I don't.
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>>2419755
>not being into futa
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>>2419770
Well, then, I just hate you.
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>step outside to get some sun
>you forgot all about the
>chocolate rain
>makes the best of friends begin to fight
>there's no way Twilight's crew would actually fight with each other, though
>holy shit you are so bored
>it's trolling time
>where the hell is your fluffy pony at?
>oh, right, he got lost
>decide it would be funny to spam Twilight with all the boring crap she sent to you over the last year
>forward all of her messages back to her
>sit on your throne and giggle in anticipation of her response
>nary a minute passes before the Friendly Equine Comrade Korp arrives at your chamber door
>'tis your favorite student Twilight trotting through your chamber door
>with her friends, and nothing more
>at this moment you recall your fluffy pony's favorite ball
>and how much you wish to maul his corpse upon the floor
>Twilight speaks the horrid news; - there will be no more abuse
>as they've managed to transfuse - transfuse Discord into ore
>cased in stone, forevermore
>ponies ruined your fluffy
>give them awards and shit anyhow
>next day you buy a new fluffy and abuse it in classic form
>never think about the fluffy who came so close to his dream before he was turned to stone
>the fluffy who turned the world upside-down, inside-out and all about
>the fluffy who made you love, even for a moment
>you're the absolute ruler of Equestria, who has time for that shit anyhow
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>>2419289
the who is next for ERP?
May be spas twins?
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>Just bought a fluffy pony, a mare.
>Bring it home. Roommate is fapping to sheepsex.
>With his coke-bottle glasses, bulging eyes, and oily skin, he looks like Jeffery Daughmer's Creepy Uncle.
>First thing fluffy does is run right for him.
"Ugwy man daddy's fwiend?"
>He looks down at her with a mixture of nervousness and bashfulness no human should exhibit.
>My Temple-Grandinmeter is going crazy.
>Never get a roommate from Craigslist.
>Never sign a two year lease with a creature that looks like he'd make a sex offender database explode if his name was searched.
"That's right little fluff, I'm daddy's friend. I'm your second daddy."
>Oh fuck my balls are trying to crawl into my belly.
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>>2419787
>not having a kissing fetish
sick
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>>2419771
>>2419781

Every MS pic I have seen from him in the last year has been loli, /ss/, or futa. I can understand a dick pic here and there. Also his dicks all look the same.
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>>2419787
>sex fetish
>2012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABLgtIZdhk
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>>2419502
its not gay to want to gag myself on scoot's dick as she smiles down at me like that, right?

cause she's a girl, right
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>This is unacceptable. His eyes say rape but his mouth says
"I'm your second daddy."
>Grab fluffy mare and take her to my room.
"Whew daddy takin fwuffy?"
>She has no idea what hell I'm saving her from.
>A hell of prolapsed rectums and psychological scars.
>I lock the door and bring her to eye level.
"Daddy's friend is not to be trusted, okay?"
>Her face scrunches up as she tries to understand
"Fwiend not fwiend? But Fwiend is fwiend!"
>facepalm.
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>fluffy pony spam

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

ITS TIME FOR AFRO CIRCUS

IN THE FLUFFY PONY THREAD

BRING A FRO
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>Just don't do anything alone with him. He might...touch you or something.
"Huggies? Fwuffy wuv huggies!"
>Consider whether the sheep on his monitor thought it was getting huggies at first.
"Well, there are huggies and then there is bad touchies."
>She looks at you nervously.
"Bad touchies? Wha bad touchies?"
>You explain the intricacies of genital/anal contact with the same simplicity and tact as Oprah or some shit.
>Chris Hansen would be proud.
>When finished, fluffy nods enthusiastically.
"Fwuffy no wan' bad touchies! Fwuffy no wan' be wif cweepy anon woomate awone!"
>Fuck me that's too many W's.
"Good girl. Now stay in here while I go buy you some sketties"
>Her pupils dilate to the size of baseballs.
"Fwuffy wuv sketties! Fwuffy wuv daddy!"
>You leave.

>When you come back, Fluffy is passed out in puddle of semen.
>Her butthole looks like a train could go through it.
"Anon! What did you do to my fluffy!
>She sobs on the floor.
"Anon make bad touchies! Wowst touchies!"
>Anon comes out of the bathroom, all sweaty from post-bestial coitus.
"Oh, hey, roomie. You want sloppy seconds?"
>Look at him with utter disgust.
"You know I do bro, you know I do."
>Turns out you were M. Night Shymalamamanan the whole time. And Anon was Bruce Willis probably.
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>>2419755
Megasweet is one of those idiotic trend whores who would jump on anything thats popular, of course hes going to have a shit fetish.
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>>2419806
people seem to be getting a little annoyed with it, so I think I'll leave it for a while
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Grimes is most cutest.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE
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>>2419826
You'd gladly gag on an effeminate boys cock if he had a smile on his face
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>>2419845
Wha...what...are you talking...anon...

of course I....of course I wouldn't...

no...I wouldn't...
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>>2419836
>he's been dicking around in /d/ for years
>trend whore
Raging Semi is a trend whore, MS is not
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>>2419845
I can honestly say that I wouldn't. For whatever reason, I would blow a girl that somehow grew a dick, even if she had no vagina, but I have no desire to touch an actual guy, no matter how pretty he was.
The internet has made defining sexuality incredibly complicated.
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>>2419855
what ever happened to him

like he doesn't write stories for us anymore, I know but did he move somewhere else or just disappear
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>>2419854
You would anon
I certainly would
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>>2419855
I was fapping to Megasweet's lolis long before FiM even came out.
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>>2419864
I think he still posts shit on fimfiction but he hasn't for ages
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>>2419790
I think their pre-readers had something to do with the quality of fics submitted. But tbh I haven't been there in a while. How many recently good fics come out of there?
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>>2419844
Well. Who is this. And why do I want to cuddle her?
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>>2419869
it's really worrying when I realize that all it'd take is a sly smile in my direction and I'd be on my knees for any guy
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>>2419864
He moved on because he was just riding the trend
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>>2419876
I never fapped to MS stuff before FiM, but yeah, he was pretty known.
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>>2419864
You can find him on streams or FiMchan
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>>2419876
>I was fapping to Megasweet's lolis long before FiM even came out.

Can I see any of his old work? I only know him as a pony artist.

Fun fact: Chick I knew wanted me to send her pony-porn. She finds Rule 34 amusing. 3/4 of the pics were MS's stuff. This was early 2011 I think.
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>yfw RS has kids
>yfw they find his folder of strange word documents
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>>2419748
>that picture
Ah, memories.

Painful, painful memories.
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>>2419770
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>>2419864
Last I checked of him was his fimfic account. Last story update was early May and he was on a couple days ago.
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I cried to Our Last Goodbye.

Yeah, fuck you.

I did, and I did again throughout that entire month, to that and Ebon Mane's Twilight x Big Mac stories
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>>2419913

>painful memories
>everyone you know and love will die
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>>2419913
pokemon was never good. Not even with your silly self induced challenges.
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Guys what is the name of that thing where you view images out of soundwaves?! I think LK is fucking with us again!
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>>2419863
This.
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>>2419897
I remember back in early 2011, I think. I wasn't watching ponies, but the compilation of MS's humanized main six getting fucked from behind with ahegao faces and little catchphrases was featured on Paheal.
I thought it was pretty funny, but I still didn't watch the show until later.
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>go to sleep
>sleep for two, maybe 3 hours
>wake up
>cant get back to sleep
>time for pony

Its OK body, its not like I had a final today or anything.
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>>2419921
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2419948
Your opinion is shit.
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Shout pls come back
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>>2419890
I wouldn't worry
>you will never find the pretty boy with the reassuring smile
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>>2419972
Would you say his opinion is farfetched?
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>been awake 2 hours
Well, time to take another 4 hour nap and waste any chance of being productive today.
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>>2419930
OLG made me cry too anon
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>>2419988
pun_detected.png
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You know what this thread needs?

[OINK]
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Still using the projector as my monitor since my laptop screen is broken. Just looking at MS's futa pics. Imagine an 8 foot wide version of his futa pics. Shit, I could probably trace these out and make huge fucking MS futa posters.
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>>2420003
>you will never wiggle Pinkie's rump
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>>2420016
Hahahahaha
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>You will never have interdimensional, reality-bending adventures with your insane, but incredibly powerful waifu.
>She will never show you the splendor of all possible universes and the secrets of existence while giggling and standing on her head.
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>>2420016
Go for it, anon!
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>>2420016
DO
IT
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>>2420016
>dad busts in
>"you watchin your goat car-"
>8 foot MS porn
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>>2420016
>not scaling it to life size
>not telling us how big sweetie belles cock is
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>>2420003
It's too late for that Pinkie. Just let it die.
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>>2420035
Hahahah
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>>2420016
Follow your dreams.
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>>2419239
Not bad, I like it
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>>2420019
>she will never wiggle her pink rump at you, lift her poofy tail to the side and wink her vagina at you
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>>2420035

My sides are moving on their own.
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>>2420054
I don't like when mares wink
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Testing.

[games]
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>>2420065
lol fag
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>>2420065
I shiggy
[games]
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>>2419839
Hmmm... It seems like the only one who is annoyed - you.
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>>2420035
Not just that, but Megasweet FUTA porn.
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MLPG, I NEED YOU TO POST 20 IMAGES IN 6 MINUTES
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>>2420065
Well that won't work. I'll just have to wait for LK's thread to die before I start testing pictures.
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>>2420054
Why is Pinkie best waifu? Why does she dominate my waking thoughts and occasionally visit my dreams? She's just an advertisement. She's a copyrighted icon designed to sell shitty toys to children.
Why do I love her so much?
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>>2420079
IT CAN BE DONE.
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>>2420079
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>>2420035

I actually do live with my dad. And there's no door on my room. But I'm at the end of the hall, and I can switch tabs easily if I hear him come near.

>>2420049
>Follow your dreams.

I never really cared about MS's futa pics. His style is easy for tracing though. Just lines and everything sort of looks 2D. Just like the show. I might trace out a really awesome fan art or something. Although I don't know what the point is. Since I'm not a brownie, and I would never show this shit to anyone.
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>>2420062
Seriously?
How could you not.
That's like the hottest thing about horses.
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>>2420079
Fuckin make me faget
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>>2420079
BUT WHY
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>>2420093
But I don't like horses, I only want to fuck marshmallow ponies.
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>>2420110
>image
How horrifying.
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PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES
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>>2420079

TIME TO GO FAUST.
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>>2420106
Well, they wink like motherfuckers as well, so you better learn to love it or your pone wife will be disappointed.
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>>2420119
Heehee. Butts.
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>>2420131
rose draw butts
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>>2420137
Pay me first.
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>>2420138
>Cute pegasus girls will never line up to fuck you.
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>>2420149
>"He doesn't masturbate to horses!
>"What a faggot!"
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>>2420147
ROSE POST DISNEY GIFS
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>>2420159
>Implying I don't
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Guys, a while back someone posted a flamenco version of the CMC theme. Anyone got a link to it?q
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>>2420156
Haha, sucker! Now I've got your dosh!
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YOU PROMISED US A NEW HORSE, WHERE IS THE HORSE?
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>>2420187
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR NEW HORSE
WHERE IS THE FUCKING NEW HORSE
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>>2420187
Slut.
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>>2420192
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE IT, FAGET?
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>>2420207

FINE JEEZ.
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>>2420187
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DISNEY GIFS
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>>2420183
Is this what you mean?

>that google translate title

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yRiD5JP_dA
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>>2420217
Yes! You beautiful soul. I love you. Can I kiss you?
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>>2420223
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>>2420222
Like you need to ask come here you big lug.
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>>2420072
I enjoy doing them, but there was a solid hour of bitching after the last one. I'm not really sure where the passive-aggression is coming from, either.
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>>2420237
I enjoy your contributions
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>>2420237
Taw, over the last few days kinda feels like MLPG is gettin to ya.

Gotta remember nothing is serious here.
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>>2420251
there are varying degrees of serious, and I don't want to start ignoring legitimate issues people have with me and my work just because there are a few who bitch baselessly for fun

it's just a shame there's no easy way to distinguish the two from the start
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>>2420237
Last one with NMM? Well yeah, that was kind of weak, compare to Luna's bath time or wingfaggotry with Rainbow Dash.

Can't get them all, and that's okay.
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>>2420289
>legitimate issues people have with me

You shouldnt care. Its freakin 4chan.

Constructive criticism aside
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>>2420298
I don't mind if people think they're weak, rape very much isn't my thing and I'm not good at writing it. I do mind when people say I shouldn't have bothered or take actual issue with its existence.
As attention-whorey as it is, if I get one guy saying "that was okay" and four saying "that was shit, go kill yourself", then... well, I'll just go do something else that has a better effort/reward ratio. The things do kinda eat up my entire evening, after all.
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>>2420338
>That was shit, go kill yourself
This actually happens? Over fanfiction, of all things? Crikey.
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>>2420338
You did perfectly for someone that doesn't like rape. I think the hateanons just have their sights set on you.
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>>2420364
yeah, I'm certain that's part of it
this is just me trying to reconcile my "please everyone" writeslut worldview with people intentionally being unpleasable.
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>>2420338
> "that was shit, go kill yourself"
Now you are exaggerating and making out drama for the sake of attention and condolences, support. because I don't remember anyone saying that. There was disappointment indeed (including me), but not that.

As for the time... well, you won't get at "ERP" without practicing.
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>>2420390
Were you not in the thread after that? I'm paraphrasing, of course, but given that "kill yourself" is a fairly low-level insult around here anyway it's not exaggeration.

It's also not the time commitment itself (270,000 words and counting...) but the need for continuous time. I have to go to sleep later than I'd like. I'm not complaining about that, just trying to give you guys some backdrop as to why I can't do it all the time despite backlashes.
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>>2420378
>Taw is the slutty mare when nobody wants any

But in all seriousness dont let it bother you man.

Bottom line is, whether people like you and your work or not doesnt matter. You arent making money off it, you arent trying to become famous for it (thought that would be fucking FUNNY to see a headline "Horsefucker writes stories, makes millions).

The only thing you need to take serious is the stories, because no matter what you're gonna have people givin ya shit.

>>2420390
People do say "its shit" quite often, even when poultron isnt involved.
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>>2420417
>>2420441
Yes, I was in the thread and I don't recall such harsh replies. As I said - there was only disappointment because thing didn't went well, but that happens.
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>>2420441
>whether people like you and your work or not doesnt matter
I disagree. I don't want to be hated around here because I like hanging out with you guys >fans of the fandom, and I don't want my work to be hated because that probably means it's shit.
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>>2420463
it's just a few annoying shitcunts like ross who are trying to bring contributors down
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>>2420463
It is not like we have much people to do such kind of roleplays for us, so I'm grateful just for that.
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>>2420463
I guess I can understand that. And quite honestly I think you are more liked than you may think.

Just remember for each loud one theres quite a bit more people in the back too busy fapping to what you wrote to back you up.
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>>2420480
I get that, I just don't want to ignore people with actual issues because I'm too busy assuming all criticism is false. Down that path lies madness.
>>2420492
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>>2420495
The transcript is currently at 3k views on fimfiction, so yeah. I'm just struggling to switch into the tripfag mindset, I think.
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>>2420515
>3k views

sheeeeeiiiiit

I'd be flippin my shit just with that.

I wouldnt know what the "tripfag mindset" is though.
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>>2420515
wait what, you posted erp on fimfiction?
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>>2420535
honestly, it barely even registers like that any more, I'm just happy people enjoy it

and neither did I, but I'm getting a shitload more hate than I used to and every time I try to ask why I get no reasoning, so I basically just need to learn to ignore criticism. 'Course, once I do, people'll start asking why I ignore criticism. Catch 22.

>>2420550
Sure, the transcript goes up there. May as well let more people enjoy it.
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>>2420565
Hate is not criticism my friend.

well, constructive anyway.

Just gotta work on your mental filter for such things.

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