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New horse
Throw your cares into the wind and become one with the pone.
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>>2413651
It's Sweetie time
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FRESH /b/read!
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>>2413680

Oh gods I want to bury my face in her sweaty armpit and then sniff her sweaty panties
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>>2413683
Its always time for the Belle
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>>2413680

brief /fit/ question, if I substitute crunches for planks will I get the same results? Because I really hate the headaches I get after doing crunches/situps.
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>>2413683
>Pete time reference
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Old Horse
>>2410548

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>>2413683
OH hell yes
SWEETIE BUTT
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>rape
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>>2413729
>Americans clap when thread marked
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>>2413721

No. Situps and crunches themselves don't do much if you can do 50+ easy.

Why do you get headaches though?
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Which would you?
And how hard?
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>>2413731
Man, I love those dragon designs.
I would defend the green one from overzealous knights
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>>2413729
>>2413730
THE [spaghetti] IS OURS', /CO/MRADES
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>>2413328

Capped!
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>>2413751
I would bro them all so hard
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>>2413731
>Rarity, Pinkie, Fluttershy dragons
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>>2413651
Ponies are the source of my misery though.

I could have done something else, but no. I wanted to draw ponies. And look where it has gotten me: nowhere.

My 'art' is still generic and forgettable, and I'm entrenched in what is rapidly becoming a new low for fandoms everywhere.
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>>2413607
>>2413635
>being scared of a filename
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>>2413748

The quick movements just give me a headache.
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Fluff pone is horrible.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5erGBtA5NY

Some idiot brony-hater called me a man baby so I made him a video as evidence against his claim
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>>2413751

i would Platonic Dash and Applejack.

i would sexually Rarity and Pinkie.
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>>2413790
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>>2413795
>you will never have sex with your wife
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>>2413790
>128 bugs images
Holy shit you are devoted
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>>2413767
disgusting
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5X4N2exOsU

New Daily Dose?
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Protip. NEVER SMOKE WEED IN A PUBLIC PARK.

This message brought to you by People Against Narrowly Avoiding Cops And Going To Bed Paranoid As All Hell.
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>>2413751
Twilight and Rarity
Maybe Pinkie and Dash too

I just want Rarity to do whatever he wants with me
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>>2413795
>>2413767
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>>2413792

Take them slower. Try leg raises or weighted incline situps.

Isolating abs is for fags anyway. Most olympic lifts work out your abs.
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>>2413808
Oh c'mon, ponies are probably the only thing JJ is consistently good at.
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Whit pone is worst pone.
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>>2413763
Leth's "Moderate morale" post still gives me bad >feels
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>>2413817
kill yourself
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>>2413827
I think he is talking about candyass and SA.
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>>2413790
bugsanon pls
pls go

pls
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>>2413751
I would smoke weed with flutterguy. AJ seems like someone I could drink a beer with. Until RD shows up and makes everyone pound shots all night.
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>>2413814
Yes, but I get to pick the club.
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>>2413837
>He thinks he's the real Bugsanon.
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>>2413801
>Shows a bunch of man-baby stuff
>This does not show man babies.
Oh fuck.
10/10 I laughed
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>>2413827
nah, its not that. Twilight just doesnt like the thought of them having sex
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>>2413820

>he makes his girlfriend model men's clothing and peg him
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>you will never go for a day at the spa with your hollow-sound alicorn
>you will never lay down on your massage table, sliding your stuffed cock into the specially positioned hole and enjoying the silk lining of the chamber as a pony gently screws a drainage tube into the tip of your threaded sound
>you will never watch as your stallion does the same, his table's hole custom made for his immense girth
>you will never feel your stress melt away as well-trained ponies knead and rub your sore muscles as you both lazily drool into your tubes
>you will never hear your alicorn groan and sigh as his masseuse spreads his wings and rubs the muscles at the base, his flow audibly increasing
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>>2413844
NO BUTT CLUB PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE NO BUTT CLUB
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>>2413851
Finish what you started bitch
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>>2413818
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>>2413780
Just draw the goddamned ponies if you want to draw the goddamned ponies. There's an art guide if you're sucking at it, look it up on /rs/'s MLP section. If you want to improve other art shit, go to /ic/ for help.

>generic and forgettable

That's because you don't have a name and you're probably just copying the actual designs

>entrenched in... fandom

We all are, quit being an ass
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>>2413847
>implying he isn't
That's not the point anyway, the bugsanon idea is a frightening one
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>>2413851
Who are you?
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>>2413851
Finish that
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>>2413851
Finish that art.
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>>2413851
>Anthro.

Pls end yourself.
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>>2413853
But...but I want him to be the boss ;_;
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>>2413810
Ohh okay, in that case the acapella would do perfectly.


Also, I'm dumb and I don't know how to "PM" through Bandcamp.
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DORKS
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>>2413867
There are words there, but this monitor is too shit to read them.
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>>2413817

>Nearly getting caught.
I've smoked a billie with six other people and a quart in a park, while on a hit of acid.
It really depends on what kind of neighborhood you're smoking in.
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>>2413884

i said "make".

the fact that he's taking doesn't mean he isn't in charge.
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>>2413897
Watermark
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>>2413868
Bugsanon is a tenacious troll. The worst kind.

You keep brushing off what he says, but ever so slowly it finally erodes your confidence.
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WHEN SHE SLEEPS
THERE IS A FEVER DREAM, YEAH
IT BRINGS A NIGHT TERROR
TO HARM THIS FRAGILE BIRD
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>>2413859
>>2413877
>>2413871
Yes sir

>>2413870
Somebody who should be getting off his butt to do more art

>>2413878
Later
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>>2413907
Can he be in charge most of the time?
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Sup mlpg. I know some of you like music, so here goes:

I have an autoharp. It's in reasonable condition and tuned, but I don't really know how to play. It's not rocket science, but still.

Give me songs using progressions of the following chords, and i'll play them and stick the recording up on vocaroo so you can laugh at my terrible playing of a mediocre instrument. Or not.

Chords:
Gm A7 Dm E7 Am D7
Bb C7 F G7 C G
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>>2413729
Remember when the marker was named with a segment of some fanfiction or something?

If possible, someone should record themselves reading a part of a fanfiction and attach it to the image for 4chan sounds
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>>2413909
Oh, thats dissapointing
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>>2413780
Just wait until you wade outside the ponies. Wait until you see the colossal walls shoot even higher into the unfathomable sky.

Every time I think I have made it far someone, something comes along to remind me I am nothing.
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>>2413925
NO
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>>2413925
Hopopopop named it with strange parts of fapfics
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>>2413917

SHE SPEAKS IN TONGUES
HER WORDS THEY COME UNDONE, YEAH
AND WITH A WAYWARD MIND
SHE STRUGGLES THROUGH THE NIGHT
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>>2413821
>That feel when looking over Sai doodles
>No DedDosh.sai
>;_;
>Somebody actually saved your shitty doodle
>Posts it just when you're looking for it

THIS IS LIKE TWO GOOD THINGS IN ONE
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>>2413900
Quiet, predomanantly white Christian suburb. All the Parks have a curfiew.

We're retarded.
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>>2413912
>implying he's trolling
No, he genuinely believes it
and I'm starting to as well
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>>2413817
What up, Broke.
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>>2413912
>>2413964
thirded
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>>2413922

he's always in charge.
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>>2413925
Horpup does that.
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>>2413851
>anthropomorphic pony
>hooves instead of hands
Why do people keep doing this?
Aside from that I like what I see.
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>>2413981

You know what's even worse?

>Mini hooves on each finger
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>>2413959

Gentification is a terrible thing.
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bugsanon stepping up his game and samefagging
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Renne Quest is still going, if anyone is interested.
>>2410712
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>>2413964
>>2413973
well butts to ya! I can see that I'm at least getting better. Shit, don't let some prick get you!
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>>2413990
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>2413998
T-Twilight, why are you winking at me like that.
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>>2413912
People can't hide from the truth forever.
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>>2413855
>you will never hear the spa ponies tell you that they're here to give you their 'special service'
>you will never feel an incredible warmth on your exposed balls, looking over to your alicorn's table to see what's going on
>you will never see one of the spa ponies facing away from your alicorn's heavy nuts, her obscenely bloated marecunt inches away from them
>you will never feel something soft and wet mash into your balls, the spa pony behind you pressing herself against you
>you will never feel her wink, your balls sucking into her puffy folds in a single loud slurp
>you will never cry out as she begins to wink softly, gently kneading your balls with her expert vaginal muscles and causing you to flare and gush uncontrollably into your tube
>you will never hear your alicorn moaning loudly as his even larger nuts take three extra winks to slurp into the spa pony's cunt, his own tube thrashing with the rhythmic spurts of his ambrosia-like semen
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>>2413817
>Smoking in a suburban park


>>2413959
I knew America sucked, but a curfew? Really? I thought that was martial law kind of shit.
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>>2414001
What is reneequest
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Duck
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>>2414014
>I'm posting a picture to get people to notice me
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>>2413851
Finish it
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>>2414027
It worked
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>>2413998
I assume you mean the thirded and other guy?
I'm just as bemused as you, believe me
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>>2414023
And an ugly one at that.
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>>2414023
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKSSSSSS
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>>2413990

>Now all I can think of is CL's anthro ponies.
Dead, peace, evil, ect.
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>>2414001
>wonder what in hell reneequest is
>check the archive to find out
>its a series of .7z files

nothing to do here
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>>2413990
No. Nobody could've drawn this. I don't believe hoofingers are a thing. No.
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>>2414015

Some gated communities around have curfews to prevent crime.

I've never had to deal with one in my entire life.
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>>2414023
Hah good work pal
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>>2414015
welcome to america
what were the curfew times anyways
i thought they only applied to minors
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>>2413990
Or gorilla hands.
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>>2414023
Excuse me, Dooks. You forgot the eyeshadow
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>>2413981
I don't know Nanaki you tell me.
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>>2414023
>rustydooks will never expertly color one of your own pictures

;_;
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>>2414014
First MLPG, pick your least favorite pony.

Good.

You are now task with writing an episode about them with your favorite pony.

What happens?

Hasbro is watching you, you can't write them out.
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>>2414009

>kill him
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>>2414034
Pretty much.
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>>2414015
Only the -parks- have a curfew.

And for precisely this reason..
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>>2414039
Sup anon!

>>2414059
Aw damnit, always forget that, brb.

>>2414061
>expertly
wot m8
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>>2414046
Get fucked nanaki
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>>2414060
I remember this comic.
Did it ever get finished?
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>>2414064
Pinkie pie accidentally burns down everything rarity has
episode over
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>>2414013
>her obscenely bloated marecunt inches

Congratulations anonymous, this is the first post in years to make me literally gag
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>>2414070
>people taking my message to heart
Well damn this is a nice change
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>>2414014
I don't like talking about the show, but I love talking about talking about the show.

I like how you used a picture to coney your unprecedented message of brilliance. Surely this revelation will be the herald of greater things to come as you single-handedly usher in a golden age of brilliant and insightful posts.

I'm not very good at posting myself, but I try and encourage others to post.
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>>2414064
>2.3 and Rainbow Dash

So guys, Dash is dong this thing and she wants yellowshy to be involved but shes all like NOOO IM SHY but then she gets over it and everyone is happy
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There we go, I think.
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>>2413981
Nanaki, why is your OC so bad?
Have you ever considered making a new one?
Or getting rid of those stupid braids?
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>>2414081

His girly eyes always turned me off a bit, but that didn't stop me from masturbating like a madcunt at each new sexual page.

Not sure if it was ever finished, I stopped following when the girl was sucking his dick during a medical checkup.
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>>2414060
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>>2414105
You forgot to post the flat version
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>>2414107

Those braids are adorable
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>>2414107
ITs bad by default when he copy/paste from a video game character.
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>>2414100
>Dash is his favorite pony

YOU GOT A RBD PIN ON YOUR FEDORA, BRONY?
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>>2414115
Ohh okey dokey.
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>>2414125
I don't own a fedora, I look terrible in hats
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Hey Nanaki THAT FUCKING LYRABON PICTURE
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>>2414133
I love you Dooks.
You color my heart.
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Let's see if this worked.

[Disney]
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>>2414144
aaawww
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Seems appropriate enough, did this two days ago and have yet to submit it here so why not. http://imgur.com/a/UrLse Modeling ponies is magic.
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>>2414135
I used to constantly wear fishing hats

people kept taking them and throwing them away like frisbees
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>>2414060
>no red hair
>no braids
>fox instead of red wolf
>a comic
-1/10
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>>2414144
Dooks x Anon OTP
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>>2414157
Where's the penis
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>>2414157
Looks good
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>>2414164
HANDS OFF MY RUSTY
I GOT DIBS ON DAT 'FRO
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>>2414164
>implying it's not Dooks x Dafty w/ hot chocolate
I wonder what happened to that guy
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>>2414161
>implying I was comparing it to your OC

Your complaint just reminded me of that picture. That's all.
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>>2414116
Here he is without braids.
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>>2414146
It worked. I don't know what you're going for here though.
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>>2414160
That's something I haven't seen in fucking forever. Whatever happened to bucket hats?
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>>2414190
See, now isn't that better?
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>Dooks will never color you heart
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>>2414144
I love you too, anon!
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>>2414178
>Dooks's sick burn on Moffit earlier
He don't need no swords to kick ass and take names
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>>2414190

No no put them back

Also post more of your OC, he really is cute
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>>2414187
Oh okay.
Well that doesn't warrant posting furry porn.
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>>2414146
thats not even a disney movie
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>>2414202
Apparently people think they look stupid.

Can't be worse than fucking fedoras.
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>>2414216
Second
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Nanaki fuck off.
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>>2414216
>>2414224
Fuck off.
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>>2414190
nanaki plz go
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>>2414013
Is that all? Please keep going.
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>>2414237
No I'm shitting up your general threads and you can't stop me!
U mad bro?
U mad.
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>>2414202
>>2414221
Are there any good hats left?
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>>2414146
>Disney
That's a Fox film.
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>>2414161
HOW ACCURATE IS THIS?
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I, too, would prefer Nanaki to fuck off.
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>>2414207
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>>2414214
>filename

Oh you fucker.
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>>2414246
Hard hats. You know, for safety.
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>>2414214
>g4 logo

Does that channel still exist?
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>>2414207
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>>2414216
I'm not sure if you're trying to flatter me, or if you're trying to lure me into posting more pictures of my OC so you can later bitch about me avatarfagging.

>>2414205
Eh...he looks naked without them.
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>>2414146
Anastasia isn't a Disney movie, dumbass.
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>>2414251
Oh god, Reggie's staring into my soul
Color me impressed.
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>>2414259
yeah G4 exists. I have Dish network, its on channel 191
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>>2414246

touques, baseball caps
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Haha, oh man, I put the sounds in the main Flash file and they're really entertaining...
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>>2414246
Of course
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>>2414251
10/10
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>>2414245
Ironic shit posting is still shit posting.
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>>2414265

I'm a little bit sad that you think every anon has to be an asshole. I legitimately like your OC.

Sheesh, it's so hard to be nice these days.
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>>2414277
Can we have a listen?
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>>2414251
10/10
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>>2414265
Which means the design is retarded to begin with.

Start from scratch or better yet stop having an OC completely.
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>>2414251
10/10
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>>2414249
10/10
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>>2414264
>heart too big
>rape too small

See me after class.
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Seeing as how we have so many /g/entlemen, what is the new hotness in computer cases. I may have scored myself a trip to San Jose, and I may have need of a new one.
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>>2413651

We hats now?
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>>2414296
>>2414294

10/10
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>>2414285

Well I for one find Nanaki's OC uninspired and boring.

Like most furry OCs they exist for the sole purpose of self-insert porn. They have no real merit of their own at all.
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>>2414294
>>2414296
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>>2414220
>>2414247
>>2414267
But it's animated. I thought all animated movies were made by Disney.
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>>2414299
>seeing as how we have so many gentlemen
No, fuck off, at least the artist fellating is thread related, and the hats are spaghetti discussion.
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>>2414276
I get so many fucking baseball caps from firearms-related companies its ridiculous.

Lately I've been wearing one from Smith & Wesson. The Springfield mesh cap was getting dirty.
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>>2414316
Many tries to copy Disney style. IT does not mean its Disney.
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>>2414267
IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT
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>>2414278
THAT FUCKING HAT
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>>2414285
It's not that I mind. You made me happy with your comment. It's just that it's rare to meet somebody here on 4chan who actually likes him.
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>>2414306

>That feel when the only hat I own is an Army Ranger hat that my vietnam veteran neighbor gave to me while on his deathbed because he is an ex-Ranger and I aim to become one

Come at me
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>>2414325
To be fair, I think Bluth was going for a Disney look for Anastasia.
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>>2414311
http://youtu.be/q_qgVn-Op7Q?t=2m30s
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>>2414278
Wanna know something cool? I'm the guy who made the description for that hat.
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>>2414306
I have no images of hat pone
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Vegge55 and toxic maro better watch out.
Because there's a new vector artist on the block.
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>>2414333
Is your OC supposed to be an Indian or something?
Why is his hair so stupid?
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>>2414348
prove it
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>>2414333
Well some jerk off to it but still think you are a nigger. Others hate it and think you are a nigger.
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>>2414347
You know, the villain in "Network" has a pretty decent point.
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>>2414357
Why are Rarity's legs broken?
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>>2414357
Rainbow Dash confirmed for /v/
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>>2414357
Oh noooooooo
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>>2414357
55/10
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>>2414372
She's so cute when she's blushing~
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>>2414351

Well you need to fix that bro.
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>>2414357
that is quite possibly

the lamest punchline I've ever seen

it's just so bland

it's not even like, embarrasingly bad or anything

just boring
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>>2414366
How?
I don't want to log into the steam forums ever again
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People actually like Nanaki?
Or is he doing the Ross thing were he call himself a genius?
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>>2414333

I see people like him pretty often. They usually come out when someone says "post cute pone". It's usually accompanied by a spoilered picture and spoiler text that tells about it being a guilty pleasure.

Which is exactly what I aim to do with these
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Yeah wake me up when Glitter Glue or another drawfag gets here.
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>>2414392
Ross IS a genius, anon!
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>>2414243
>minutes pass, but it feels like hours
>you lose yourself in the delightful sensation of the spa ponies' special massage, your orbs gently fondled and rubbed by the velvety soft and intensely heated walls of their marecunts
>finally the massage is over
>with a sloppy wet pop they walk forward until your balls pull out of them
>you watch as the pony tending to your alicorn has a little more trouble, his larger balls taking some effort to remove
>once she's finally off of him you notice that his marejuice coated sack is visibly larger, the gentle vacuum-like suction of their tunnels causing them to lightly engorge
>they announce to you through their pants of arousal that once they take a quick break to relieve themselves they'll be back to get you into your baths
>>
So yeah, anything that needs to be colored before I go to bed?
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>>2414392
we bizzarro MLPG again?
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>>2414392

>people

It's like one guy and probably nanaki samefagging.
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>>2414405
i can try to do something
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>>2414392
Dunno
I sure as hell don't like him!
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>>2414405

Anon how am I supposed to wake you up
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>>2414387
Wrong hat pone
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>>2414414
Rhubarb in gloriously new shading
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Its ambitions in business and diplomacy became imperial
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>>2414392

Nanaki has a shitty OC and avatar fags a lot and is generally useless. But nobody really hates him or anything. Most people just don't care about him.

Unlike Ross who actively attempts to engender hatred.
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>>2414414
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>>2414414
Finish the Rubarb pic.
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>>2414426
you in the right thread, son?
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>>2414422

Ugh fine.
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>>2414414
pls
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>Connection error with sys.4chan.org.
>post goes through anyway
>it tries to post it again
>Flood Detected!
>next post
>Flood Detected

I use three stored captchas for one post every time
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>>2414441
He's doing that thing where you post a line or two from a song you're listening to. That's what they call "content."
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>>2414405
The alarm went off but only once this time. Usually it comes in threes.
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>>2414443
>tfw you like that picture
>but the artist has forever sullied it for you
FUCK

FUCK
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>>2414456
That's not content, that's stupid and pointless.
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>>2414460
GG DRAW BUTTS
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>>2414461
Why? Was it AB?
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>>2414461

>That feel when you can't fap to adorable crossdressing goats now
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>>2414475
Yes
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>>2414461

Who's the artist
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>>2414477
holy shit I would totally do Peacock Belle
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>>2414474
shut up, Rose
GG DRAW COCKS AND TENTACLES AND STUFF
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>>2414477
More Blush

>>2414460
Especially you
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>>2414411
Baths? I love baths.
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>>2414434
>>2414446
Those were already colore-

>>2414435
>>2414423
>Rhubarb pic
>

I'm afraid to finish it, it will look terrible with my inking.

Well, here goes nothing.
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>>2414474
You mean...
ROSE
DRAW BUTTS
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>>2414500
You said it not me, Rose.

Draw em
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>>2414471
>pointing out the joke
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>>2414460

>Oh. Flutters dressed as Trixie. Whatever.
>Fluttershy dressed as a retard.gif

hahaha
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>>2414362
Long story short: he's massively insecure, lives in a unicorn-dominated town, and is trying desperately to stand out somehow. He saw the braids in a book about early unicorn warriors, figured out how to make them himself, and refuses to take them off.
He thinks they make him look cool, but nobody else gets the reference and thinks he looks silly.
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>>2414460
GLITTER GLUE
Draw a penis
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>>2414492
>wanting to have sex with child horses

never change general, never change
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>>2414520
No, the real life reason.
Because your pony is just a pony version of your wolf that already has braids.
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>>2414523
>He draws a slightly curved rectangle
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>>2414520

>even the imaginary people in the world of his OC hate him
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who is the sexiest pone
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>>2414520
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78
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>>2414520
Wow, just like the real Nernerkle in MLPG.

Funny how life imitates art.
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>>2414520

See, that's adorable
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>>2414534
I keep thinking he draws burritos.
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>>2414524
the cool thing is I've been fucking fillies since before the general

I'm like a veteran here or something
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>>2414534
>"Close enough"
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NEW FIREFOX UPDATE
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How old are you nanaki
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UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf UNF unf
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>>2414552
Why can't you fly?
>>
What songs do you know every lyric by heart to?
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>>2414557

You can actually turn that shit off.
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>>2414552
>not a .gif
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>>2414552
holy shit i would totally rut a mud covered reporter scootaloo while her wings buzzed
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>>2414566
only instrumental songs
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Someone draw an AJ version of this.
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>>2414575
How
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>>2414557
>2012
>Not using Sanic the browser
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>>2413706
panka why do i love you so
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>>2414577
What why
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>>2414566
Music I listen to don't have lyrics
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>>2414561
THE DOORS OVER THERE DOOMGUY STOP FUCKING THE WALL YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK YOUR DICK.
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>>2414581
Rose pls.

>>2414590
Why not?
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I can't find a gay ship I don't like.
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>>2414411
>once you're helped off of your massage tables, you're definitely sure that your balls have indeed grown larger from the treatment
>the spa ponies overhear you mentioning it to your alicorn and they tell you that the swelling will fade in the next few days, but that repeated sessions can keep them getting bigger if you so desire
>you can tell they want to sell you on it by the way they wink loudly after telling you, wet splattering sounds telling you that the back of their legs must be soaked just thinking about it
>they lead you off to another part of the spa for your 'mud bath'
>they tell you that the name's not exactly correct these days, but it's the same idea
>you enter the mud bath room in time to see two unicorns finishing setting them up
>the spa ponies tell you how they meticulously select their mud bath professionals based not only on production but viscosity
>the stallions are slapping their flared cocks against their bellies, jello-thick ropes of their spunk landing in the pools with wet thuds, taking a long time to eventually sink below the surface
>you watch for a solid minute as they finish their last orgasm, using their magic to milk the last of their ultra viscous spunk into the tubs
>the show has left a large puddle of your own semen at your feet
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>>2414581

>fluffy

;_;
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>>2414584

When you open a new tab, there should be a little grey box in the top right of the window, under where the tab is. If you click it, it turns off the google chrome shit.
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>>2414592
BUT I KNOW THERE HAS TO BE A SECRET ROOM AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
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>>2414599

Chief Thunderhooves x Big Mac
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>>2414590
because she's so sexy and unf and her taut rump and her little wings and her beautiful mane and that gorgerous tail and i just want to raise her and father kids with her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her and fuck her
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>>2414596
-fictional
-horse
-child
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>>2414531
I just thought it would look kinda cool.
Though the way the hair wraps work and are positioned keeps changing because artists I give my references to keep interpreting it differently, and I think "wait that actually looks cooler" and just go with it.
They started off as two beads in his hair and were colored yellow (back in 2009). Now they're blue hair wraps.
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>>2414557
>/wsg/
what?
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>>2414619
>fictional
There you go.
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>>2414602
Speaking of fluffy Dan Vs. FiM updated.

>no one will ever miss you if you take an extended absence
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>>2414619
true

but i can fuck a real filly and pretend its her

with paint, i can almost believe it too
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>>2414619
>implying this will stop any denizen of 4chan
infant I think this makes it MORE desirable.
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>>2414624
gifs that aren't porn
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>>2414624
Worksafe gifs
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>>2414601
Keep going.
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>>2414621

How did he get them in
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>>2414624
>>>/wsg/
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>>2414615
Every fucking time
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>>2414631
Holy shit it did.
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>>2414631
Oh, right. His computer died or whatever.
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>>2414599
Lyra and Bonbon.
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>>2414560
21.

>>2414541
>>2414545
Better than having everyone love and adore him. I want him to have SOME depth.
>>
u mirin?
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>>2414662
2edgy4me
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>>2414654
He also flipped out at how everything he did seemed to attract the people he hates the most
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>>2414663

nah brah come at me
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Here are the final inks, I'll post what I have so far, coloring-talking.
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>>2414662
>21.

and you still live with your mom

and a 60 dollar loss breaks your bank

man you suck
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>>2414658
The Spatwins are like Estonians or Lithuanians or something
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>>2414672
But this isn't edgy at all.
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>>2414581
That'll be 20 dollars
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>>2414702
It's so not edgy it is edgy.
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why is she such a cute
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>>2414697
I read that as "Estovakians"

And now I want to fighter jets
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>>2414703
Ha ha ha.
I sure did fuck that one up.
40 dollars,
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>>2414601
>as you go over to slip into the bath, the smell of the cum in the tub hits you
>your cock gushes unbidden and you struggle to retain your composure through the intense orgasm
>you alicorn is faring worse, his legs buckling as he quickly turns to the side, buckets of his hot, perfect seed erupting from him as he tries not to get too much into his pool
>you step into your bath, the goop quickly swallowing up your left foot, then your right as you slowly sink into the custard-like cum bath
>your cock is spraying heavily, the fat head flaring up as you sit down, the feeling of that intensely warm, fresh semen coating your freshly-pumped balls orgasmic to say the least
>finally you lean back, feeling the gummy spunk level rise to your neck and the musky stink of it now inches from your nose
>only your flared tip pokes out above the surface, a river of seed blasting out of it and splattering all over
>you turn to look at your alicorn and the sight causes your flow to double
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>>2414703
NICE CROPPING SHITLORD
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>>2414705
Someone draw Cheerilee carrying Scootaloo in that carrier.
Neither are too thrilled about it.
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What does MLPG think of Wreck-It Ralph?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfjEwDQI4JA
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>>2414732
THAT'S CALLED NEGATIVE SPACE AND IT MAKES GOOD ART, PROLE.
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Sweetie Belle is adorablest pone.
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>>2414741
zangief isn't a badguy.
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>>2414703
>>2414724
>>2414732
Man anon I thought the huge white space was part of the joke.

You should've rolled with it.
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>>2414687
I live with my rents and three brothers. My dad's been out of work after a heart attack. We can barely afford the house as it is. My money from work buys our groceries. That's just how it is.
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HAHA HORSE
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anybody got screencaps of ponies from below? I'm thinking like Dash in flight or something.

Need it for a reference.
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>>2414751
SHE IS SEXIEST PONE RIGHT BESIDE SCOOTALOO AND APPLEBLOOM
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>>2414730
What do I see? Do I need to post every time, or are you going to do this irregardless?
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Still just drawing reference frames.
Still drawing on lined paper.
Still browsing MLPG at nearly 2:00AM when I have to be up at 7:00AM.
Oh MLPG, will I ever learn my lesson?
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>That feel when you try to pop a pimple on your shoulder and all the blood and puss just leaks around the head instead of popping it out
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>>2414685
And the WIP, WITH LODSA COLOR.

If anything needs fixing, besides the inconsistence of the sunflower/grass shading shoot away.
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>>2414768
>irregardless
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>>2414732

OH FUCK WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.
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>>2414741
Also, Capcom really hates Megaman. Dr. Wily was supposed to be in that meeting.
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>>2414756

>That feel when I'd send you money if I had it

Oh god I am such a faggot. I'm gonna go kill myself.
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>>2414752
He was in the movie and SF2V
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>>2414773
Stop it anon you're turning me on
don't stop
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>>2414764
NathanAnon, pls go.
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>>2414764
Silly anon, fillies aren't for ___sexually
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>>2414776
Fuck your English language and it's complexities.
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>>2414770
It's good to draw on paper, anon. Even if it's lined.
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>>2414776
hey can you dump some nice braeburn porn?
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>>2414788
Sentenel, why haven't I seen you online recently?
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>>2414791
>it's
>'
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>>2414764
Foaliphile plz go
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>>2414599
You X Caramel
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>>2414813
>Foaliphile
le yiff.
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>>2414705

Man those faces are ugly.
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>>2414791
>it's complexities
>it is
>>
I got the head out now it won't stop leaking. I can't even lean back in my chair because it would make a little puss/blood spot on the back of my chair, which would dry and stay there forever because it would blend with the color.
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>>2414790
AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES THEM SO GOOD FOR IT

FILLIES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO GET THEIR THROATS FUCKED BY HUMAN COCKS AND GET THICK LOADS SEMEN DUMPED IN THEIR BELLIES

FILLIES AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE ADORABLE LITTLE ORGASMS AND SOAK THE SHEETS WITH THEIR TEARS AS YOU POUND THEM

AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT

SO

FUCKING

AMAZING
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>>2414752
Hes just Russian.
Bad guy by default.
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>>2414828
>firstworldproblems.jpg
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>>2414786
>He was in the movie and SF2V

And those aren't canon. Next you'll say that E. Honda is a hacker because of that SF cartoon.
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>>2414781
I appreciate the thought, at least.
I'll make it somehow.
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>>2414801
...am I missing something here?
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>>2414770
>Not drawing structure from the GREATPONYARTRAR
>Not using copier paper that's a dollar and change for 200 sheets
>Not going to bed early and ponying in the early morning while getting ready for work
>Not being fucking awesome
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>>2414751
I respectfully disagree
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>>2414844
>greatponyartrar

wat
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>>2414836
Actually, infected sores are a very significant problem in the developing world, too.
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>>2414751
i would like to sleep with her in my bed
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>>2414016
It is a quest that I am running. Oceanic adventures of a pony and a diamond dog.

>>2414044
You can open them with Winrar. Also, an Anon provided a brief summary of it so far in the thread.
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>>2414846
I second this.
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>>2414838

It's just that I've been there and so have many of my friends. Some are still there. It's hard.

But yeah, you have my >feels.
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>>2414828
Nobodycaresville
Population: That post
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>>2414833
Hotsauce pls write
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>>2414837
Why not? Why can't he be a hacker? Because he's a sumo wrestler? That's stupid, you're stupid
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>>2414730
>your alicorn is nearly unrecognizable, caked in a thick layer of the slime from the pool
>his own shaft is flared like yours, though far more obscene as the force of his orgasm has pushed some of his sound out, the threaded PVC pipe sticking a good inch out of his massive engorged cockhead
>he's geysering semen at an alarming rate, the ceiling dripping with his load and the far wall painted completely white
>you watch him bow his head forward in his lust, lapping mouthfuls of the gelatinous cum surrounding him and noisily swallowing it down, each gulp punctuated by the sound of his seed blasting against the ceiling

>you make a mental note to come to the spa more often
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>>2414773
Are you me? I just did that.

Oh wait, mine was buried in my left sideburn.
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>>2414773

>Having pimples

Hahaha. Plebe genetics.
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>>2414773
>fingernail the pus out
>eat it
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>>2414721
Now you're speaking my language.
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Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
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>>2414786
And this is a movie about the video games.
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>>2414880
I'm honored, but I'm afraid I didn't meet my "baby slit" quota to deserve that title.
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>>2414882
The end? What happened to the mares massaging us and the stallions that filled the tubs?
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>>2414741
Wow, they really got those big name game villains?
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>>2414891
All you need is a job and a haircut.
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>>2414908

Needs more DT and SS threeway with human.
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>>2414908
What are you writing now, anyway?
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>>2414908
>that fucking word
I cringe everytime. Your anon fucking Scoots and Sweetie is better anyway.
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>>2414895
Winston, why do people praise Ace Combat 6 when it was basically Ace Combat 04 with less planes and different names?

And why wasn't Assault Horizon set in real world and not StrangeReal?
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>>2414914
It's Disney.

Also, in the leaked screens, Wily was at that meeting too.

CAPCOM FAGGIN IT UP AGAIN!
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>>2414756
I have $6,500 in the bank. That's just my checking account. My savings is another $5,000. I spend retarded amounts of that on ammunition and computer parts, and I'm set to buy five more guns from S&W next February. My car is brand new and paid for with my own cash.


You mad, poorfag?
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>>2414910
Sandwich break. Union rules.
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>>2414833
You are a very disturbing individual who would want to do such a thing to adorablest filly.
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>>2414890
>tfw glorious pure skin.
>Aaaaand then the horrible realization that you are Irish, and the sun wants to murder you.
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>>2414662
It's difficult to balance having too many "Mary Sue" qualities with being just an Average Joe. Though I think that's just because everyman-type characters have been on the rise ever since deviantART OCs in their universes where they're Super Saiyans and everyone loves them became a subject of parody.
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>>2414937
im whiter than my sheets
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>>2414937

>That feel when you're a perfect mix of Irish and German
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>>2414932
That's not aerodynamic at all.
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>>2414932
I'd massage her feet. They look nice and squishy.
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>>2414891
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>>2414929
What if they add Valve characters?

Heavy having a wrestle fight with Zangief
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>>2414937
THE SUN


PRAISE THE SUN
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>>2414945
I'm so white I'm usually a shade of pink.
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>>2414959
>tfw white, but all you want in life is to have a glorious black exoskeleton
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>>2414932
>Those glasses
unf
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I'm so white I got covered and chalk and people told me I looked sunburnt
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>>2414844
>greatponyartrar
I'm pretty sure I do have that. It's got all the drawing/color guides, etc right? I used it to first learn how to actually draw a pony and use construction lines properly. What am I doing wrong?
>copier paper
I have several drawing pads but I have this obsessive desire to fill up my notebook with my shitty drawings before moving to real paper
>implying job
collegefag actually
>being awesome
eh you got me there
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>>2414927
>Ace Combat 6
>The Xbox Exclusive one
"FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS" "FLY WITH THE ANGELS"

>Why wasn't Assault Horizon set in real world and not StrangeReal?
They wanted the CoD audience. For realzy.
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>>2414956
Or this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFAMTBxJ8yM
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>>2414956
>Zangief and the heavy engaged in a verbal debate.
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>Flutterfags
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>>2414910
Those were the only two over the top spa scenes I had when I got on tonight.

But I'd imagine that the mares are in back edging and teasing the stallions, helping them to get their eventual orgasm to be as thick as possible as the spa prides itself on the goopy consistency of its baths. Not only is it good for the skin and coat, but after being edged for days their sludge-like sperm acquires a particularly maddening stink capable of driving ponies to orgasm from the smell alone.
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>>2414935
SWEETIE BELLE
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>>2414932
>Clangclang
>in my /mlp/

We really are /co/ Jr.
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>>2414930
Glad to have you in the economy, Winston. You're providing the taxes that buy the buildings I make blueprints for.

There's nothin' in construction right now except government buildings, schools, and strip mall remodels.
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>>2414987
time to abandon this fandom
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>>2414932
If that was the A-10 it would be.

>>2414927
The story, the multiplayer, weeaboo paint jobs.

AH was real world because "we want the CoD audience"
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>>2414980
Good thing they said it was a spin off.
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>>2414994

>/mlp/
>Not MLPG

get the fuck out
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>>2414987
Why do bad people garner such large followings?
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>>2414987
I should send this to Preston
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>>2414937
>That feel when healthy natural tan skin
>never burnt by the sun
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>>2414987

>flutterfags now have preston

PFFFFAHAHAHAHA
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>>2414981
Or these guys.
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>>2414955
I just saw this last week in a theater. It was a real head-trip. You know some of the animators also worked on Scooby Doo, right?
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>>2414980
It was "Dance with the angels" I think.

They repeated it often enough.
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>>2414989
Boy are they going to be surprised when they come back to find the room painted white.
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>>2414955
I dug that movie so much as a kid
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>>2414925
hahaha

>>2414926
I disagree, but opinion seems divided on that.

>>2414935

>who would want to do such a thing to adorablest filly

oh it's not like she holds a monopoly on my attentions

I want to do that to each and every filly

they're all very special in their own, very ___sexual way.
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>>2414998
Good to be in the economy, anon. Nothin' feels better than that sense of superiority you get when you pay for an AR with cash. The look on the fucking shop owner's face was priceless.
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>>2415003
But the story was pretty much exactly the same as Ace Combat 04 with new names slapped on it.

Right down to the final super weapon being a railgun that was originally meant to take down an asteroid and was now launching nukes.
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>>2415034
>hahaha
;_;
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>>2415036

>Owning guns
>My face when Americans clap while paranoid about their own government
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>>2415034
You better finish that DT fic and write a rough throat fuck.
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>>2414930
Not really.
I might not have much cash but at least I'm not wasting it on guns.
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>>2414992
She is a very nice filly.

The best, even.
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>>2414959
Are you Celestia?
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>>2415036
>"That man must be a drug dealer."
>"So this is blood money..."
>"Huh, doesn't look bloody at all..."
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>>2415010
DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
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>>2414979
What you need is some basic Loomis or something to understand structure

And a book on foreshortening.

And if the guides mention anything about lineweight, take that advice

Also, draw more circles.

Notepads are not for art, they're for notes, use the sketchpads. Lines through art looks godawful.

Same difference
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>That feel when you trim your pubes
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>>2415043
But it didnt have sewer kids and the golden king and DANCE WITH THE ANGELZ

AND THE WEEABOO PAINT JOBS
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>>2415043
Yes, but there was no Grim Reaper, no Razgriz, no Arthurian legends.

You were just a cog in the machine.

Tell me you didn't feel incredible when your very presence on the battlefield makes the enemy run.
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>>2415057
BUYIN' GUNS AINT A WASTE OF MUNNY YA GODDAMNED TREE HUGGING LIBREL GET OFFA MY LAWN
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>>2415054
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>>2415082
>tfw it starts itching like a motherfucker afterwards
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>>2414739
unf
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>>2414932
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK THAT AIRPLANE
WHAT THE FUCK MAN ...NO
NO I'M..
NO FUCK YOU
I'M DONE
fuckin bullshit man..
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>>2415057
...you're a lot more reasonable and tolerable person than I thought. Huh.

I guess there's a reason I have Winston filtered and not you.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uK8vo6GERLU&feature=g-u-u
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>>2415091
I HATE THAT FUCKING FEEL
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>>2415087

Oh yeah, I'm so butthurt I haven't spend hundreds on metal and plastic.

How's it feel having police so useless that you have to rely on your own devices for protection?
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>>2415054
>paranoid about their own government

I got no illusions about that shit, anon. I own guns for sporting purposes and nothing else. Steel challenge is fun as all fuck. Can't wait for my M&P9 longslide.
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>>2415091
>Not going with the grain
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>>2415026
After the sexual singularity that doubled the testicle size of every stallion in Equestria, I'd imagine they're pretty well equipped to deal with walls coated in musky pony semen. Might be a bit rough getting it all off the ceiling though.
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>>2415054
Paranoid implies a reasonless fear.
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>>2415083
DID SOMEONE SAY WEEABOO?
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>>2415114

>Buying an AR for sport

Keep telling yourself you bought it for recreational purposes, murrican.
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>>2415054
>>>/pol/

Except when Chrysalis takes over government as Celestia and forces all the unicorns to have their horns cut off.

Who's paranoid now, huh?

>mfw the MLP season 2 finale had the same plot as GIJoe 2
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>>2415101
I know that feel

Is this better or worse than furry
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>>2415082
>tfw your best friend shaves his pubes before you go down on him

and that's how I knew I had a true bro
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>>2415125

>Implying being scared that the government will break into your house and rape you isn't reasonless
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>>2415113
Feels good, because I'm self reliant.
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>>2415082
>that best of all feels
>crappy razor tho
>only once a year, carefully
>I always nick the sack
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>>2415145
>implying that didn't happen to my friends brothers friends aunts coworker
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>>2415130
I need this .50 cal to hunt with man.
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>>2415153

>Nicking the sack

The worst thing. You wouldn't expect it to bleed so much!
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>>2415139
>anthropomorphism
>applying humanlike qualities to anything not human
>including airplanes
>and ponies
It was already furry.
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>>2415146
This is the shape of cute things.
Wedges.
That's what this post means, mystery solved.
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>>2415168
OH GOD

STOP SAYING THESE THINGS HOLY FUCK
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>>2415164
Who came all over those?

Was it a pony?
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>>2415083
The Weeaboo paint jobs sucked.

Also, >Only one Super Plane
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>>2415139
Inanimorphilia is a time-honored tradition around these parts. Ever hear of Coke Pone? Tabasco? Bowling pin pone that Allie Way has dreams about?
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>>2415074
>Loomis
I was doing so well with that I made it to page 20 and then I stopped drawing for over two weeks
I only recently within the last few days picked up drawing again.
I was doing only Loomis and nothing else. I must've gotten bored with it. Should've spaced it out with drawing other things to keep me motivated/interested.
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>>2415184
How do I shoehorn this into my pictures? Please tell me
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>>2415145
>>2415130
>>2415113
>>2415054

This is all me, and I'm just shitting you. I own 6 guns including an AR.

>That feel when Florida gun laws
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>>2415175
Anthropomorphism isn't automatically Furry, stop claiming everything for your stupid fandom.
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>>2415168
>tfw I've never nicked the sack
Thank god...
It's only a matter a time
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>>2415101
/k/ and /d/ wrote a story about fucking the A-10 version of that.
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>>2415197
But those sucked

I can get behind an airplane with tits
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>>2415202
Every time I see someone ask about drawing and books and stuff, I gotta drop this off.

73 books, some links may be busted though.

http://www.mediafire.com/?jb5w47g14ovnk
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>>2415210
I know that. It's just people get so riled up about it and it's fucking hilarious.
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>>2415153
>>2415168
>>2415211
OH MY GOD WHY WOULD YOU NOT JUST WAX

THIS CONVERSATION GREATLY UPSETS ME
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>>2415205
Make your characters more roundy and shit.
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>>2415219
That sounds fun, you wouldn't happen to have it, would you?
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>>2415211
>tfw you never shave your balls for fear of nicks
I wish Nair was safe to put on your balls or something.
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>>2415120
>they open the door to check on the two of you
>a chin high wave of semen crashes into them and floods most of the spa
>they pick themselves up and enter the room
>your alicorn is rolling in the stuff and shooting every which way
>you are stuck to a wall and ejecting a steady stream of semen
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>>2415235
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>>2415197
>Tabasco.
Oh man I must have missed THOSE particular fics.
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>>2415205
Wings.
Hair.
Tufts of things.
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>>2415208
What are their gun laws like? Is it like Cali's?
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>>2415130
>Buying anything other than an AR for sport

AAWW MAN THIS WASR IS SO GREAT FOR 3-GUN I LOVE TAKING THIRTY SECONDS TO REACQUIRE MY SIGHT PICTURE JESUS FUCK

If there's a better sport rifle than the AR I'd love to hear it.
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>>2415243

This, right?

Not even the hottest plane.
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>>2415263
It's because BRRRRT
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>>2415263
I'd get in her cockpit
the jokes write themselves
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>>2415263
Any >flat planes? Or at least smaller breasted ones?
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>>2415263
Is there a futa plane?
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>>2415263
Seriously ugly chick.
Ever see the nose on her?
Fuck, it could kill you if you weren't careful.
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>>2415236
I was trimming my hair with a pair of toenails when I was a kid and nicked my sack. Me and God had very long conversation while I tried to work up the courage to see if I had cut all the way through.
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>>2415282
>>2415284
>>2415285
>>2415288
>>2415290
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>>2415259

see >>2415208

>>2415256

Haha, no. We have things like the Stand Your Ground law and the Castle Doctrine. No waiting period if you've got a CC license, and CCLs are shall-issue.

It's pretty much
>Commit a crime
>Suddenly everyone in a 100 foot radius is pointing guns at you
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BAM

BAM

BAM

That's all it takes for the government to break into your house and take your fuckable pony plush and all your pony collectibles. Why don't you have protection yet mlpg?
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who is preston
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>that feel when pony doesn't answer the phone for you anymore
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>>2415302
>Implying I have pony toys
Faggot.
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>>2415298
>Wear a hoodie.
>Riddled in holes.
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>>2415288
It would be a refueling plane right?
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>>2415302
FUCK YOU ROBBER I HAVE PRIVATE PANSY AS MY BODYGUARD!
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>>2414146
You know, I've never watching that film all the way through. it was one of those that elementary school teachers would play the first 45 minutes of in class when they didn't want to teach, and I always really liked the animation. Downloading it now.
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>>2415311

Only if you're not white
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>>2415194
>the salt in human semen means ponies can get drunk off of it
>pony semen is incredibly sweet instead of salty

Why does Lauren Faust want me to be gay for ponies?
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>>2415302
>not keeping your pony on foreign soil
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>>2415317
That is a great idea.

Someone go bother an artist somewhere
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>>2415302
Jokes on you, I have my Lyra gun holster.
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>>2415233
Thanks, I have a similar mediafire link bookmarked. I'll add it to the list of other guides I'll never get to because learning is for eggheads. Seriously though, thank you.
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>>2415298
Nice. Laws aren't too bad here in Texas, just some hurrdurr shit when it comes to CCW licenses.

Shot a match once down in Florida. Mud fucking everywhere. My pants were fucking caked in it by the end of day one.

>>2415311
>Wearing a hoodie in Florida
If you're dumb enough to wear a hoodie in Florida weather you wouldn't be missed.
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>>2415292
>trimming hair with a pair of toenails

It's like some kind of cosmetic Macgyver.

Do you use the hair to make scrunchies?
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>>2415340
>not Lyra quiver
Do you even elf?
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>>2415302
Why would the government what a tiny horse toy for?
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>>2415298
I guess skittles and a drink is a huge crime problem down there.
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>>2415308

Read it in George's voice. Can't imagine any other way to read that.
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>>2415282
>Oh Anon your so good
>I'm so close Anon!
>Oh oh ohohoh BRRRRRRRRT
>>
http://wsache007.deviantart.com/gallery/36776323
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>>2414773
>tfw you after several days finally manage to pop a HUGE zit on your thigh, having unsuccessfully tried with a knife and various pointy objects the previous day
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>>2415292
>remove toenails
>use them for personal grooming
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>>2415082
>tfw you shave your whole body
It's just really neat.
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>>2415322
I thought it was really boring as a kid. It got better as I got older. If they scrapped Bartok and other kiddie elements it'd be a masterpiece.
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>>2415325
There's actually not a lot of salt in semen. That salty taste is from residual urine along the urethral canal.
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>>2415292
>Pair of toenails
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Cut!

Okay, MLPG, this thread is just great, just great. Really fantastic.

But, uh, but we're gonna try it again, and this time, try it happier and with your mouth open.

Happier.

Mouth open.

Okay, let's take it from the top.

ACTION!
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>>2415361
>implying A-10 isn't lethally tsundere for pilot-chan
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>>2415236
Waxing would be more painful.

I just use a vibra-razor. No nicks, and it gets it close enough that it's not unruly but not so close as to get a rash.
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>>2415358
>Read it in George's voice. Can't imagine any other way to read that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA
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>>2415373

Oh my god this fucking episode

Ugh I'm not even going to open the gif
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>>2415384
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>>2414833
Tears? I'd prefer they soak the sheets with other liquids...
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>>2415373
DELETE THAT FUCKING GIF
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>>2415246
>the spa ponies can't control themselves
>as your alicorn is too large for either of them, they converge on you
>taking advantage of your temporary immobility, they grind their fat cunts against the flared head of your dick, fighting to be the one to take you first
>one of them wins, winking her way down your girthy rod as you start to bloat her with your seed
>eventually she fills, pushing back against the pressure of your cum inside her and causing it to blow back around your rod, showering your whole body with a mixture of your own semen and her copious lubrication
>the other spa pony, desperate to get something in her walks in front of her sister and presses her short muzzle into her hungry pussy, grinding her bloated lips into her face
>your alicorn notices what's going on, laying still on the floor as he uses his magic to wipe the thick cake of stallion goo from his eyes
>he feels a little jealous that those two mares are all over your cock, but the powerful orgasms wracking his body leave him unable to do anything but watch and cum
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>>2415384

It's Hiatus. We're getting restless.
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>>2415376
The only memory I have of it is the one scene with her next to the train, the smoke obscuring everything.

Or maybe she's in a valley on a footpath, can't exactly remember. It's been so long.

But it's a really beautiful scene.
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>>2415251
Speaking of...got any?
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>>2415292
>a pair of toenails
I meant to say a pair of toenail clippers. Oops.
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>>2415394
sometimes having the auto gif feature turned on is a curse
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>>2415387
whatever, i don't know about these things because i am not female

all i know is that any time you've cut a hole in your sctrotum, you've probably done something cataclysmically wrong.
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>>2415404
Would you prefer an image instead?
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>>2415414
Don't correct it.

It's funnier this way.
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>>2415392
>Thinks of Greatest American Hero theme too

We may just be niggas
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>>2415394
>>2415415

There's some shit from Spongebob that freaks me out way more than any horror movie.
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>>2415426
Huh, that didn't really hit me that hard.
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>>2415377
And ponies aren't real. What is your point?
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>>2415392
>>2415435

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeguK8_VHq8

Better quality
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>>2415440
They've been doing that a lot recently. Why? Just why?
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>>2415424

>Softest, squishiest skin on the body
>Covered in wrinkles

It's not hard to cut. It just bleeds so fucking much.
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>>2415364
Man, I thought that was like 30 pictures, but its actually only like 5 with a bunch of different versions for each.
Disappointment.
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>>2415440
just think about it for a minute

he's a fucking sponge. he's a sponge who walks around and speaks with the voice of the powerpuff girls narrator and wears pants. this sponge who talks lives inside of a pineapple which is located at the ocean's floor.

if that isn't terrifying in and of itself, i don't know what is
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>tfw people wanting to make bunny maloney mlp 2.0
I dont even know what to feel.
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>>2415408
Oh yeah it's a gorgeous film with a great story.

I was just a dumb kid who wanted to watch a cartoon, not an animated film.

Also the real-life Anastasia was murdered as a child and buried in a tiny grave.
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>>2415464

The main creator left after S3. The series should have ended then. It's a zombie cash cow series like The Simpsons. The quality is bound to decay.
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>>2415411
Did one last night.
Go dive for it.
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Daily reminder that while you're horsing the world degrades.
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>>2415462
>tfw Cinema Snob is where I first heard that
>tfw it's now indeliably linked to that hilarious, smug bastard in my mind. And also to 1970s live action alice in wonderland porno comedy.
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>>2415139
>Implying there is anything wrong with furry
>Implying you wouldn't enjoy the sensation of a pony's warm soft fur brushing against your chest as you held her tightly, plunging your cock into her depths again and again
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My gift to /co/ is the genetically-engineered autist, or Horsefucker. Specially designed for shitposting, the Horsefucker's muscles and nerves are ideal for his task, and the cerebral cortex has been atrophied so that he can desire nothing except to perform his duties. Tyranny, you say? How can you tyrannize someone who cannot feel shame?
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>>2415480
>implying I'm not aware
>implying even if I wasn't horsing it'd be within my power to change things
heh..funny joke
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>>2415480
Fuck em.
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so i just saw memento for the first time

does that have something to do with ponies?
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>>2415483
>That feel when I know that feel

We be superniggas
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>>2415500
I dont remember.
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>>2415500
I forget
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>>2415500
No but I don't care, Memento is fucking great.
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>>2415498
>you will never play with your pony toys with panka
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>>2415500
No but it is a good film.
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>>2415500
It doesn't but neither do airplanes with boobs and that's in here too so why no
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>>2415488

I want to hug Fluttershy close to me and feel her soft fur on my chest as she moans and gasps in my ear and her hair forms a pink curtain around our heads.
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>>2415480
We'll fix that. Our children will see that perfect world, where we have a no war, no famine, or brutality.
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>>2415500
No, but it's a great film alongside every other thing Christopher Nolan has directed.
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>>2415509
>>2415510
OH U
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>>2415500
Use a mirrior to check that tatoo on your back to find out.
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>>2415509
>>2415510
should have seen that coming
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>>2415392
Well yeah dude that's the joke.

It's a reference to George on Seinfeld singing his answering machine message to the tune of Greatest American Hero.

It's a double-reference.

>>2415483
>>2415508
>not learning about GAH from Homestar Runner
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>>2415513
>You will never play with your panka toy with panka who has a you toy
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>>2415513
>>2415498
You will never obliviously play in a ball pit with Pinkie while eating cakes and candy as several Ethiopian children stare longingly at you
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>>2415526
>Glenn B raped and murdered my wife
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>/co/

Oh god my stomach hurts so much
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>>2415509
>>2415510
I see what you did there
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>>2415488
>>2415521
I honestly wouldn't a pone sexually.
I would an anthro plane.
I'm a horrible person.
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>>2415547
I am starting to visit /co/ more than I am MLPG. I just like comics so much more.
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>Winston
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>>2415558
yes you are

pones need love too; it's wrong to discriminate against people just because they were born pones
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>>2415498
[FUCKEM]
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>>2415564
I'm starting to visit /co/ more because the Korra generals aren't that bad
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>>2415564

>Not visiting both at the same time

What kind of /co/smonaut are you?
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>>2415585
>aren't that bad
arguable, but I also visit both
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>>2415479
Bullshi
>http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2397145.html#p2397256
Oh shit.
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This is seriously the sexiest plane to ever be built

And I'm posting the plane because the anthro version sucks horribly
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>>2415606
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>>2415589
Not that guy, but I'm also watching a Batman comic thread.
>>
we ded
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What Are You Listening To?: No Electronic Allowed Edition
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>>2415617
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A
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>>2415613
That's not an airplane you silly goose.
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>>2415595
Compared to these generals?
Eh, our talkbacks are better, their midweeks are better
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>>2415613

Are you trying to imply that the plane I posted was a Supermarine Spitfire?
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>>2415617
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meemrAUJPFE
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>>2415539
Pinkie will never push you playfully backwards into the ball pit.
She'll never slowly unzip your pants and pull them down.
You will never feel the warm sensation of her tongue against your rapidly hardening penis, as she starts to lick it.
She'll never step over you, pinning you down while she lowers herself onto your throbbing cock.
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>>2415606
You've got me curious
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>>2415617
The wet rushing sound of my stallion's cum gushing through the tube screwed into his threaded sound.
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>>2415617
>>2415623
>>2415630
fuck off
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>>2415632
>Ethiopian children still watching
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>>2415564
I've switched to /mu/
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>>2415617
ALL DAY
EVERY DAY
ON FULL FUCKING BLAST
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF8khJ7P4Wg
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>>2415617
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5VgLOs0LwQ
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>one week later
>rash of airport hangar trespassers caught having sex with parked planes
>bill o'reilly blames obama
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>>2415617
http://vimeo.com/21320369
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>>2415405
>seeing your stallion's plight you get their attention and direct them towards him, first asking them to unstick you from the wall
>you lay one down on her back, then the other over her so that they are embracing
>once that is done you help your stallion to his hooves and guide him towards the mares
>their back halves are painted white by the time he gets to them, but this only makes the next bit easier
>not needing any encouragement he mounts the topmost mare while you guide his slippery member between them
>you watch as he pokes their chins at the apex of each thrust and listen to the stallions in the back room going at it
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>>2415480
i donated $50 to the EQD brony charity to bring pony toys to starving children in africa, i did my part.
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>>2415651
>Not blaming the Occupy movement.
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>>2415668
Occupy them planes

with my dick, anon
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>>2415617
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzd6MSh9u_w
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>>2415579
You made me go find some old Stephen Colbert with his "Fuck'em" button.
>>
You will never squeeze Mrs. Cakes ample behind.
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>>2415667
>bring toys
>to starving children
You don't expect African children to eat plastic, do you?
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>>2415667
Please don't tell me that's what that charity is for.
Holy fuck that's stupid.
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>>2415663
>2012
>Giles Corey
>Least interesting song on the album
We get it Dan. You almost accidentally yourself and you like history.
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>>2415667
that's isn't a giant hat

just a tiny little pinkie

and itty bitty, little wittle, twinkie pinkie, if you will
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>>2415680
>Still thinks bronies are capable of a rational thought.
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>>2415688
>Least interesting song
Someone didnt read the book.
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>>2415617
>no electronic
Damnit.

Ska - P - El Niño Soldado
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkKSnkCv_HM&ob=av2e
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/tara-strong-being-awesome-again.html

FUCUUUCKK THIS GODDAMN AUTISM THIS IS THE WORST
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>>2415693
*an itty, etc
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>>2415693
>Pinkie will never unzip your pants and tell you that you have an itty bitty little wittle twinky pinkie
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>>2415693
my first boner to ponies ever was when she said that line

I'm not sure why
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>>2415714
>she will never mean it in the nicest way possible
>you can't help but hug her
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>>2415714
>tfw decent size but incredibly insecure
;_;
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>>2415721
>Implying my thirst for abject humiliation wouldn't cause me to ejaculate straight into her eye
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>>2415700
What are you talking about? Tara done good.
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>>2415700
On one hand we're talking about a disabled child

On the other hand, why the fuck is EQD posting this.
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>>2415633

You asked for it
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>>2415617

That implies that there are at least 10 people in this thread now. Including lurkers, I say 15 people. Fifteen people from across the world united for their love of ponies.
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>>2415734
It's news.
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>>2415728
>tfw smallish, virgin, and fairly secure
At least I think. Who knows, a girl laughing at it might be enough to upset me.
>>
MLPG a girl wants to come to my apartment so I can burn her a CD of all the songs from the show
what do
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>>2415736
Everything but the hand and face isn't that bad.

Still pretty bad though.

I like the thighs, at least.
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>>2415744
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>>2415744
casually insert the word rape into like ever other sentence
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>>2415744
>burn her a CD

Tell her to fucking join us in 2012.

pfft...women
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>>2415732
>Pinkie giggles and licks her lips
You're funny, anon! Wanna try something different?
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>>2415744
Start cleaning up.
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>>2415736
plane is definitely sexier
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>>2415664
>satisfied that your stallion is well taken care of, you stand next to him and lean close to his face
>your equine shaft belching seed all over his side, you lap some of the cum from his cheek before whispering in his ear
>"Don't worry love, you're the only one for me."
>you pull around behind him and line the fat tip of your cockhead against his clenching, cumslick anus before thrusting in
>the sound of your groaning starts to overpower that of the stallions in the back, your loud and lusty moans arousing their suspicions
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>>2415737
At least
I'm not responding to dumb posts like that
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>>2415737
>mfw all this love to feed off of
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>>2415744

>CD
>2012
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>>2415737
fuck, I actually posted that WAYLT just to see how many people were here at 3AM EST
You and me anon, we niggas
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>>2415744
Show her MLPG.
If she doesn't leave immediately you've got the woman of your dreams on your hands.
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>>2415755
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>>2415500
Yes.
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>>2415757
Nigga it's an excuse to go over to his place.
She wants to fuck.
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>>2415775
The [Dick]
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>>2415744

Rape her, kill her, and dispose of the body after planting the CD on it.

Claim she left if the cops find the body.
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>>2415768
not sure if boner
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>>2415757
>>2415771
She got a new old as fuck car

>>2415774
she hates pony porn
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>>2415767
>Nintendomination
>mfw
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>>2415768
Are you the dom loli Pinkie anon?
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>>2415784


Have some standards.
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>>2415775
>filename
Okay I know that's intentionally incorrect, but what's the guy's actual name?
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>>2415768
Wow, that's hot!
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>>2415744
>CD
>not listening to vinyl, the classic way to enjoy music
Tell me you're not joking, my darling.
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>>2415744

Honestly, just burn her the cd. Don't try to turn everything into an attempt to "score".

But make sure to ask her why she's asking for a cd in 2012.
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>>2415796
i suppose you are confusing me
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>>2415785
oh god
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>>2415734
oh wait. they didnt make it clear how he was disabled. i thought he was just a normal teenager in a wheelchair who calls himself dragon.

another news source confirms that he is autistic
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>>2415784
Internally, she's just be screaming "fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me" over and over again as she just wants him to grab her by the hair and bend her over a table

>implying anon is alpha enough to jump that
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>>2415776
I would __sexually both of those horses.
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>>2415804
Rene DeGrasse Feynman
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>>2415809
Shame I miss that guy.
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>>2415805
it'd be perfect without futa
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>>2415784

>She wants to fuck.

The male mind at work. Always predatory. Seeing every benign sign as her wanting to fuck.
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>>2415794
>tfw cars made after tape decks but before aux inputs cannot into mp3 players

What a terrible window to be in
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>>2415737
I didn't respond, because the thread isn't nearly bad enough to need a derail
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>>2415821
well i miss darf
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>>2415804
IT'S DESCARTES YOU PLEB
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>>2415718
Because she is talking about her butthole.
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>>2415824
She can burn her own cd if she dont want the dick.
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>>2415811
>Mandingo
but MT is a chick
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>>2415808
DWEEB ALERT
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67gAEuFpV2w&feature=related

>tfw you'll never be this badass
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>>2415804

Socrates, the father of modern philosphy.
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>>2415830
of course!

...there's a joke about cartesian planes that relates to this thread somehow but i'm too lazy to write one
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>>2415829

darf didn't leave, did he?
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>>2415841
Gilda pls go
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>>2415829
darf plz go
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>>2415808
>>2415816
actually, the problem is I know that's why she's coming over, but I really don't want to "tap that."
She's not ugly or a bad person, I just can't deal with people besides you faggots right now.
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>>2415830
>I think therefore I am

What a load of bullshit.

Vidya Game AI "think" within the bounds of their programming but don't actually exist. How are we any different?
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>>2415768

MS is slipping. Something about the coloring is inferior. Also dicks everywhere is just weird.
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>>2415850
i hope not
>>2415855
false
>>
You know what I want to see from that last RarityQuest?
How Rarities dad had a one on one over a beer with Anon?
I want to see the other side of that chat, dammit.
I want to see Rarities mom and Rarity having that chat that we all know they were having.
Fuck, it's been bugging me.
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>>2415804
He is Renee Descartes, the father of modern philosophy. He pioneered the concept of "I think therefore I am".
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>>2415829
>i
darf you give me boners
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>>2415857
Send to Glendale, California pls
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>there will never be a picture of Treekicker as Descartes saying "Give her the apple"
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>>2415859
But they do exist.
Within the bounds of their programming.
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>>2415860
I'm pretty sure he doesn't even color a third of his pic nowadays. Likely, it's not his coloring.
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>>2415850
he made a post on fimfiction going "abloo bloo no views" about his friend off thing but I don't think he left
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>>2415841
Piss off Gilda.
We all know that you're weak as fuck
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>>2415860
the coloring is probably because I resized it, originally it was around 8000x8000
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>>2415833
She is?
What episode is this from?
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>>2415845
Socrates? Do you even philosophy. That Gy's Descartes plebian
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>>2415814
Now you just made fun of a retarded kid.
Great work anonymous.
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>>2415859
If you aren't trolling, the statement is intentionally pithy and centered around a kernel of truth. It's in imperfect definition, but that ability to consider one's own existence and the "why" of it all is important.
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>>2415859

Need another hit from your bong ?
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>>2415885
She may be able to turn you into a pretzel, but her emotions are about as brittle as dash's hooves.
>>
GRAPE THOSE KIDS
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>>2415884
>a bloo bloo noone like my fics
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>>2415869
im not darf ami typing like im of something?
>>2415884
well that blows. did you read it?
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>>2415879
They don't actually exist. They are the result of a series of ones and zeros interpreted by another series of ones and zeros visually rendered as an enemy NPC in a virtual world.

And for all we know, we can be just like that.

>The Thirteenth Floor
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>>2415906
what is it?
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>>2415860
>Also dicks everywhere is just weird.
But kinda hot.
Especially those Futashy pics.
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>>2415916
out
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>>2415906
cows are not pones!
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>>2415859
They do exist as programming.

And technically, they're not doing the thinking at all, the computer hardware is, and it does exist.
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>>2415859
...you're missing the point of that argument entirely, anon. It doesn't prove outward existence -- it's not "You think, therefore you are." It's "I think; I am." It's proof of your own existence, that's all.

>Why would that matter?
Because Descartes was attempting to identify what was 100% true.
>>
SYLVIAAA
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>>2415919
>not liking futashy before it became "shy"
no, you out
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>>2415925
GET YOUR PONE OUT OF THE OVEN
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>>2415898
I recognize that it is an important aspect of of what makes reality reality and is the "ultimate truth" Descartes discovered and claimed to be the root and basis of all knowledge or some such, but when looked at with a modern understanding and in light of what we ourselves are able to render with our technology, it has become obsolete.

We can make virtual things that think but don't physically exist. For all we know we could be inhabitants of a virtual planet like in that game from the beginning of The Elemist Chronicles.
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>>2415859
An AI can "think" but it doesn't have free will to actually contemplate the ability to "think" which is what the statement "I think therefore I am" encapsulates.
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>>2415941
GO BACK TO BOOPING AND SCRUNCHING REMIND ME AGAIN HOW EVERYONE BETRAYED YOU
>>
Shit 4chan, get it together
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>>2415906
Now I'm curious. Who is this character?
From another show?
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>>2415764
>as you drive into your stallion you see two heads peek around the door
>they're eyes go wide and they watch you fuck your pony Adonis while he fucks the two mares
>the first one enters the room and makes a beeline for the mares while his drooping, dripping shaft snaps back to life
>you lean to the side and watch him slide his shaft into one of the mouth of one of the mares while the second stallion enters the room
>he is a tad shorter, and his painted forelegs and rear tell you that the other stallion took advantage of that
>his smile dies when he sees that both the mares are taken, but then comes back to life when he sees how the stallion is positioned
>he quietly approaches the larger stallion, then mounts him with a loud cry
>the mounted stallion makes a noise like a cat being stepped on, but your alicorn's horn glows and sends a large ball of spunk into his mouth
>he swallows loudly then start licking the neck of your alicorn clean with a look of pure pleasure in his eyes
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>>2415933
No, you both out.
And think of what you did.
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>>2415949
Every morning at 3:00am
Started like a few weeks ago
>>
Just started watching anastasia. I forgot they had so much trouble integrating the CG with the traditional animation. It's pretty bad in points.
>>
>That feel when your friend is a drawfag and he drew Discord for you
>>
*wwalks into thread*
>topic of discussion is free will
*wwalks out of thread*
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>>2415963
>Every morning at 3:00am
4chan looses control of it's life.
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>>2415963
but why
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>>2415943
see
>>2415924
>>2415947
AI are incapable of considering their own existence
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>>2415947
It's entirely possible that our sense of free will is simulated and that we were programmed with the ability to "perceive" our own existence.
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>>2415970
I guess, but it's from 1997.

I always kinda liked that movie for some reason.
Easily my favorite Don Bluth movie.
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>>2415987
>>2415947
>>2415859

Stop it MLPG. You're embarrasing yourself. You're all a bunch of sweaty pony fuckers. Not philosophers.
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>>2415970
Also, yeah, forgot how they try to spin the Russian people loving and missing the Romanovs. And Rasputin as a literal evil wizard.
>>2415996
>not NIMH
Just die.
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>>2415996
I like Titan AE more, personally.
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>>2416007

>Implying philosphers weren't just sweaty boyfuckers
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>>2416013
loved titan AE so much
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>>2416007
>Implying philosophers arent a bunch of sweaty neckbeards
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>>2416010
NIMH is pretty good too.
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>>2416023
>boyfuckers
Let me guess, you're one of those people who completely misunderstood Platonic Love in The Republic
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Got this from /co/. 177 replies. Is /co/ going to be next to be taken over by >that feel when no girlfriend
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>>2416013
>>2416024
I really need to see that one again.
I only saw it once in the early 2000s, and I seem to recall it was pretty good.
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>>2415987
Exactly, and our ability to even contemplate such a simulation, like the Matrix, is a component of that "free will".
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>>2416031

>Implying I even know what you're talking about
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>>2416033
I always feel like the first one, I've learned just to ignore those feels and enter into a neutral state.
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>>2416007
>Implying there is anything wrong with fucking ponies
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>>2416045
>Bringing up the Matrix when dicussing philosophy
we really need a Godwin's law equivalent for this.
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>>2416007
Some of us don't want to fuck ponies, anon.

inb4 hurr durr wrong thread
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>>2416033
/co/ turned into /v/ 2.0, making it more hospitable for all the feelfags from /mu/.
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>>2416033
Is that a penis on the front of the upstanding owl? Because it looks like one.
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>>2416058
hurr durr wrong thread
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>>2416056
It's a good layman's example.
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>>2416033
>implying that correct
I'm already a nuisance to those I care about, why should I believe they think of me as anything but a disappointment?
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>>2413925
Wouldn't work for marking, I think. Embedding sound files in the marker would mess it up too much for the archive to catch it, wouldn't it?
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>>2416061
>/co/ turned into /v/ 2.0

Nope. At least not yet. /v/ can be as much as 60% off topic threads. /co/ is almost always on topic.
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>>2416058
>Misunderstanding that "ponyfucker" is, for the most part, a joking term
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>>2416033
>Be insecure as fuck.
>Able to pose and put up a facade.
>People assume I am the most secure as fuck person at work.
>It occasionally backfires when an insecure customer with anger issues runs into my fake alpha ass and goes unglued.
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>>2415759
>licks her lips
>the cum is still in her eye
>she goes around the rest of the day calling herself a pirate
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>>2416061
That's our fault isn't it?
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>>2416076
>nobody on /mu/ writes music
But that's wrong.
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>>2416045
>>2416056
>>2416072
The Thirteenth Floor is a better example.

And a better movie
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>>2416007
But there's a philosophy to it. Why would one want to fuck a pony?
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>>2416076
>How dare they discuss music on a music discussion board
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>>2416033

>tfw no gf
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>>2416058

You don't want to at least hold your ideal pony waifu? Just snuggle up against her and feel her warmth?
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>>2416090
Actually no. It really happened after we left. /co/ kind of imploded, removing what little remained of old /co/.
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>>2413925
Is it even possible to embed a sound file in image files?
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>>2416099
>tfw no job
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>>2416110
>tfw no feels
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>>2416103
I don't think anyone here doesn't want to do that.
But I mean i could do that with a dog, doesn't mean I want to fuck it.
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>>2416076
I swear /co/'s the only board that has people with a hand in making the shit they talk about.
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>Implying this wasnt the best animated Batman series
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>This thread
>Brain_in_a_Vat.jpg
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>>2416085
>Implying that most of us wouldn't fuck a pony if they existed
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>>2416117

And then after that, look into her eyes and kiss her? Play with her main a little bit?
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>>2416121
>New Tron cartoon is like this but with Lightcycles and shit.
Gonna be so awesome.
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>>2416124
I'd fuck anything if there we no consequences to the action
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>>2414434
At the off chance you are still on, here is the colored of that.
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>>2416096
Because ponies are very sexy?
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>>2416090
Our absence ruined /co/. No joke, the misogyny, trolling and shit went up to 11 back in February and everyone's tense as shit over AT and Korra.
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>>2416128
>Play with her main

>implying you know how to play her main

She'd fucking call you a casual and take the controller back
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>>2416121
Batman Beyond was cool (even though it was basically "What if Spider-Man was Batman?") but BTAS will always be best.
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>>2416123
Man, that brain must be pretty perverted. It should see the shit I get into some nights.
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>>2416128
>main
I could go for ruffling her mane a little. And then scratching her belly
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>>2416133
Oh cool, thanks.

I'm always on
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>>2416132
You may sort of be on to something there.

If it's female, has some sort of vagina-like orifice, and wants to be fucked - why not?
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>>2416128
>You will never make your favorite pony get her main after ganking her.
>You will never kill her main and teabag it.
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>>2416171
You're limiting yourself. It's it got an orifice and wants to be fucked, why not?
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>>2416153
And what then, when she nickers softly at your touch and tells you she wants you to go lower?
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>>2416185
Your limiting yourself.
As a human you have access to tools, you can MAKE an orifice.
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>>2416179
>>2416142
>>2416128

main main main main main main
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Man, Anastasia seriously rocks that hot tomboy thing. But why is she wearing lipstick while traveling by foot from an orphanage to (as originally planned) a fish packing plant?
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>>2416179
>implying Fluttershy wouldn't just >okay and log off
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>>2416185
Are we talking nostrils and ears now?
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>>2416195
I'm too lazy.
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>>2416199
I really like her main
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>>2416195
Perhaps he doesn't share your gore fetish.
Nor do I.
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>>2416192
Hard to imagine what I would do in such a wondrous situation.

I say I wouldn't but who knows, I might have to fuck a pony.
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>>2416205
>implying Fluttershy wouldn't log onto her character on your faction instead of her main and apologize for upsetting you somehow
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>>2416195
>tools
>not your teeth and bare hands
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>>2416205

>Fluttershy is offline
>Oh fuck now you feel bad
>You call her up to apologize
>She takes forever to pick up
>You can hear the tears when she says "Y-yes?"

What do
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>>2416213
What kind of cunning savage are you then?
Those ponies are going to kill you and suddenly get fucking cocky about it.
Thanks, asshole.
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>>2416195
WE WILL FIND ALIEN LIFE AND WHEN WE DO WE WILL FUCK IT.

IF FUCKING IT WOULD RESULT IN DEATH WE WILL BUILD A MACHINE TO FUCK IT.

The original picture put it so much more eloquently.
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>turn off computer
>stare at the ceiling motionless for 20 minutes
>start having dark thoughts again

On second though, I'll pone until I sleep.
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>>2416203
Because "fish packing" is a euphemism for prostitution.
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>>2416223
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>>2416237
>"WoW is for fucking casuals"
>hang up
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>>2416232
>Not counting your best tools as tools.
Just, get out.
Fuck I am surrounded by casual humans or shitty changelings today.
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>>2416241
Since when have I been a cunning savage?

I'm a sensual deviant with a heart of gold, not a damned ape.

Unless that's what they want me to be.
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>>2416242
Reed Richards would build a machine to talk to it so he could fuck it.

Tony Stark would build a machine to let him fuck it from a distance.

Henry Pym would make his dick bigger.
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>>2416242
We need to put more resources into space exploration... (or genetic engineering)
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>>2416248
>dark thoughts
>not turning on the lights
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEHTTFOwsDs
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>>2416254
Did you draw that just now?
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>>2416250
That would make sense, even more so since she would have gone to a fishing village. After a long day of fishing I imagine those dicks must smell like something, and it isn't flowers.
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>>2416237
>hearing tears
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>>2416263
OH FUCK IT'S A LEMURSHARK

CALL THE AVATAR
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>>2416274

Nigga, that's Tex and his old sketches.

that will never be finished
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>>2416279

>Implying you can't hear tears if someone is talking while crying
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>>2416279
There's a certain sound to a person's voice when they've been crying
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>>2416288
Well, it's a good sketch anyway.
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>>2416248
Dark thoughts? Or depressing thoughts?
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>>2416237
>Bleat like a goat.
>She gets confused at first, goats can't use phones.
>Do it again.
>She starts to giggle a little.
>Fire gun.
>'WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT USING MY PHONE!? NOW YOUR DEAD!"
>Hang up.
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>You've played for 5 hour(s). Please take a break.

...fucking tell me what to do god damn game...
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>>2416302

xD
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>>2416295
Both
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>>2416304
What game would do that?
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>>2416304
What game?
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>>2416310
You aren't allowed to have both
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>>2416294

They really are, I haven't heard very much if anything bad about Tex at all.
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Do any of you remember this thread from /co/?
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>that feel when this thread made you go look at /d/ for a non-feminine monstergirl thread

>that feel when there wasn't one

There actually weren't that many "X futa" threads though.
Has /d/ been improving lately?
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>>2416311
>>2416312
Aion

average MMO but I made Rarity, Treekicker, and Panka so idgaf
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>>2416304
FUCK YOU TOO, AION!
THAT, AND THE CONSTANT FACE RAPE ARE WHY I QUIT YOU
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>>2416313
Depressing, then.
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>>2416311
>>2416312

I hope it was that pony sex flash game.
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Reposting MLPG fortress mod:
http://www.mediafire.com/?ysbifjc7kvqqar7

What other features would you guys like to see? So far we have:
>ponies
>all ponies milkable
>pony semen is used to make addictive drinks
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>>2416327
The letters in his name spell ext

And that's terrible.
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>>2416342
How about a mod that makes it a good game
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>>2416327
His computer died unfortunately. Hopefully he gets a new one he is the greatest.
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>>2416342
Make it so pony semen can be turned into blocks that you can build with.
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>>2416329

>When do his arms and eyes fall off?
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>>2416311
MGS4 does it during loading screens sometimes.
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>>2416331
Is that f2p yet? Looked interesting.

Wings and all.
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>>2416329

>month/day/year

Americans for full retard.
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>>2416342
Pony sounds that increase semen production
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>>2416356
>People thinking it's just a Family Guy reference
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>>2416330
I wouldn't know, anymore. I haven't been in months
>tfw you're pony-exclusive at this point
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>>2416342
Do male ponies give semen and female ponies give milk?

Do ponies do the same adoption thing cats do?
Can you make the thing change from "pet" to "waifu"?
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>>2416342

What game is this? Dwarf Fortress? Wake me when you have something with at least 8-bit style graphics.
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>>2416365

Wait, I swear I saw that on Futurama?
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>>2416362
yeah its f2p. as far as I can tell there are no limitations that werent already in place when it was p2p.

The shop has the usual stuff you'd expect like xp boosts and whatnot but i dont see anything game breaking like gear.
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>>2416349
But it has dwarf vampires. How can it get better than that?
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i just found my old Lone Wolf books.

this shit is better than Daring Do.

Dash should read some Choose-Your-Own-Adventure books.
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>>2416369
There will never be a thermonuclear Ponesplosion
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>>2416377
You're right, it was Futurama.
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Oh god I can not contain my feels

This is making me remember how I stayed up all night last christmas, imaging how it would be if rarity were there

The breakfast I'd bring her
The gifts we'd give eachother
How much we'd thank each other
The coffee we'd share, fresh out of the press
So much love it can not be adequately described using the English language
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>>2416383

Would she stand her ground on her choices, or flip the page, see bad end, and flip back?
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>>2416364

No way to increase animal secretion production, unfortunately

>>2416353
Don't know if I can do that, but it seems like a waste of good semen

>>2416369
'Pet' is hardcoded but if you want just add the relevant tag to a pone so you can iamgine them becoming waifus in your own game

>>2416349
>>2416373

Casuals
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>>2416373
>caring about graphics in this sort of game
jesus christ, where is my fucking MLP/tg/ tonight?
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>>2416397
She'd get mad at the book every time it gave her bad end
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>>2416397

she'd cheat.
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>>2416382
Are vampires still so easy to detect? I thought Toady made it harder to find them
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>>2416396
Someone modify Rarity so it looks like she poisoned the eggs.
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>>2416399
Still nursing some ripped skin. I'll be back in the saddle proper after a while.
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>>2416409
I have no idea.
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>>2416396
how she'd reject you for being an underachieving neckbearded slob that gives shitty gifts
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>>2416342
Can you make so that human's are the playable race, not dwarves?
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>>2416342
A game that doesn't suck?
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>>2416399

I just want graphics period.
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>>2416396
The restraining order she puts on you.
The beating the local guards give you for trying to break it.
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>>2416419
>not knowing how to work a tileset and/or graphics pack

You don't deserve to play it.
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>>2416419

Entitlement
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>>2416396
I want a picture of Twilight like that

>>2416419
You can download custom tilesets if you want graphics that much, but I personallyl love the ASCII
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>>2416431
Fuck this thread.
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>>2416396
Don't be silly, Anon.
You are not Rarity Quest Anon, you have zero chance compared to his 0.5 percent chance.
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>>2416419
Get a goddamn tileset then, you pleb
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you're in a club and this guy smacks your waifu's ass
what do you do?

btw, this guy is 6'7, 280 lbs
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>>2416410
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>>2416416
No knowing that dorfs are basically bearded humans.
>Humans are in the game already.
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Dwarf Fortress is a unique game that certainly isn't for everyone. If you like it, cool! Me too! If you don't, I certainly understand why.
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>>2416367
You only fap to ponies?
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>>2416446

this guys is ACTUALLY 300ft. tall and weighs 0.3 grams
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>>2416447
That's almost perfect, but the mustache needs to be a bit thicker.
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>>2416446
>read it as 67280 lbs
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>>2416446
Tell Rarity he wrestles.
Watch her rip him in half verbally.
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>>2416396
>waifufaggotry

Man, fuck night MLPG, at least the horsefuckery is funny, this is just pathetic.
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>>2416449
They are, but they aren't playable. You have to mess with the settings if you want to play "Human Village" instead of "Dwarf Fortress."

bah, I'll do it myself. It's one of the easier modifications to make, I believe.
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>>2416446
Highfive a nigga.
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>>2416446
Im pretty sure Treekicker would buck him out of reflex.

I wouldnt have to do a thing.

strong women UNF
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>>2416446
Tell him he's clearly a man of good taste, and ask if he'd like to share my pet for the evening.

For an appropriate fee, of course.
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>>2416416
yeah, but the same is built so that Dwarves have all the interesting things, humans are essentially gimped dwarves unless I just make it so that humans live like dwarves and thus have access to the game's cool eatures
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>>2416453
Yes.
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>>2416474
Just add [firebreathing] to the humans.
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>>2416473

deaf thats no way to treat your waifu
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>>2416450

Fuck you
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>>2416455
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>>2416446
If he pulls anymore shit tell twilight to teleport him into a lake
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>>2416482
Fluttershy is the ultimate sub. She loves it, as long as I make sure she stays safe.
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>>2416463
>he doesnt waifu a horse

GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY
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>>2416446
Tell him to see a doctor. He must be hallucinating, since my waifu does not exist.
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>>2416485
Too evil. Turn down the villainometer a bit.
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>>2416473

MS I have told you your bodies suck.Big generic fake plastic pornstar tits are stupid.
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>>2416463
>not wanting to spend your life with your horse wife

I shoo be doo
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>>2416485
10/10 would help her tie him to the railroad track
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>>2416462

>"oh, don't tell me. let me guess. another steroid-monkey who couldn't run the ropes to save his life, and only has a job because McMahon has a fetish for big, muscly men? and surely you can't cut a promo; no, the great Mighty Black would NEVER stoop so low as to learn how to TALK. that's what people like Cornette and myself are there for, right?"
>Rarity's face when the smark rage
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>>2416455
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>>2416492
I can imagine she is.
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>>2416501
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>>2416501
>He thinks the villainOmeter goes down.
Oh silly hero, that dial only goes one way.
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>>2416485
This is good.
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>>2416511

STEVEN MAGNET
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>>2416446
>and she fucking loves it, moaning lewdly
>she initially went to the club with you, but now she's grinding against this guy, basically fucking him through his clothes as you stare, alone
>she leaves the club with him, you entirely forgotten

damn my fetishes...
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>>2416511
OH SHE SO PRINGLES
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>>2416516
Oh so it's a lot like the horsefuckerOmeter, then.
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>>2416502
His dicks are pretty awful and lifeless too
>>
CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO
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>>2416473
I would definitely ride her.
In more ways than one.
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>>2416502
Fake tits don't pendulum like that.

But yes, MS has a problem with making breasts a bit too gravity-defying.
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>>2416513
Perfect.
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>>2416504
I prefer my waifus to actually exist, thank you very much
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>>2416523
Your fetish is not having sex?

Have you ever considered that your body doesn't want you to have kids?
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>rarity will never put sleeping poison in your breakfast and tie you to a railroad track

;_;
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>>2416531

POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT
>>
Arugula is the greatest leafy green ever invented. Prove me wrong.
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>>2416529
>ConglamO only makes one Ometer and they keep re-naming it
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>>2416550
Spinach was here, Arugula sucks dicks.
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>>2416544
cuckholding fetish, yes
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>>2416550
Spinach
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>>2416529
This thread needs a horsefuck-o-meter.
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>>2416540
>Horses don't exist
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>>2416554
Popeye pls go
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>>2416550
weed
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>>2416540
I want griffon gilda though
I want griffon gilda to smack me in the head for listening to bjork and shit
I want griffon gilda to get drunk and angry and then beat on me and practically rape me
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>>2416556

then you should be with Gilda. she'd be happy to accommodate.
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>>2416557
>>2416554
Spinach is a close second, but how can you prefer spinach when you could have arugula which is basically spinach that tastes peppery?
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>>2416564
>Horses will never exist
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>>2416566
I feel like such a faget because this makes me laugh...

fucking puns god damnit
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>>2416564
>Horses
>existing
>2012
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>>2416485
>tfw my idea for Halloween is either a costume like that or a barber shop singer.
>Based only on the fact that I have a handlebar.
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>>2416564
Only regular horses, sadly.
Not that they aren't nice too, but they're not as nice as MLP ponies...
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>>2416574
I prefer Gilda who likes you but is still angry and everything.
>>
Somebody post a [sound] I need to test something
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>>2416577
I don't like pepper that much
tis a spice for the lesser peoples
Paprika and Garlic is where it's at
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>>2416554
>>2416557
mah spinach niggas
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>>2416577
Spinach can be boiled, saladed, put on a sandwich (has a fuller flavor than lettuce), and if I want peppery I can just add pepper.
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>>2416562
It has a nightly horsefuck-o-meter reading included with the Hamburger Time Journal update
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>>2416594
But the green ITSELF tastes like pepper. 'tis pretty fucking awesome.
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>>2416579
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>>2416592
[onetwopunch]
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>>2416578

>I can't even conceive of what a Horse would look like
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>>2416605
BAH
you can keep your spicy leaf
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>>2416605

I think it tastes shitty.
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>>2416574
Hello abusive woman fetish, it's been a while.
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>>2416592
[iGotThis]
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>>2416589
>she passes out next to you
>when you wake up she's the big spoon and is drooling on your face
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>>2416552
>Nobody will get that reference.
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>>2416609
FUCK
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>>2416587
Ponies exist on television.
Thats just the form they choose to manifest themselves in.
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>>2416619
Rocko, no?
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>>2416621
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>>2416619
>>2416552
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>>2416601
Arugula is god-tier sandwich material.

But I agree, spinach is great. I think we're at an impasse.
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>>2416540
>you will never make a let's play so impressive that slowbeef himself enjoys it
>you will never talk to him privately for hours on end, he as witty as he is in his videos
>you will never be asked to join on as a third member of retsupurae, and, despite he and diabetus already being a nearly perfect dynamic, you are widely accepted and praised as an excellent addition
>you will never travel to joisey to hang out with slowbeef, the two of you falling in love at first sight and consummating your love that night in his guest bedroom while his wife sleeps in the next room over
>you will never convince him to leave his wife and say "I do" to you

;_;
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>>2416630
ok that was a little off without the N. but still got a "heh"
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>>2416598
>tfw I actually feel sort of the same way

I haven't made any shitty music though
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>>2416598
>He posts that on Facebook
>For all his 12 friends to see
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>>2416604
Isn't that just Leth's personal experience for the day?

Or is there any actual statistics behind it?
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>>2416598
>taw
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>>2416618
>Move.
>She latches onto you harder and rubs her cheek on yours.
>She starts to purr.
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>>2416598
>leth on facebook
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Know what's fucking baller on sandwiches?

Alfalfa sprouts.
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>>2416646
Leth has the greatest scientific minds working on it
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>>2416649
>She's human throughout all of this
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Would Rainbow Dash find the fact that there are so many human songs that revolve around flying funny?
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>>2416646
Personal experience, but if there's anyone here I trust to be unbiased about that kind of thing, it's Leth

even though he tends to be a little too optimistic for the sake of MLPG's being
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>>2416598
do these people not realize that she's a cartoon
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>>2416642
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>>2416611
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>>2416654
I prefer daisies myself.
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>>2416618
>What woke you up is someone kicking you in the feet
>You're lying on their couch, and its 10 am, get the fuck out
>You don't even know them, she dragged you here last night because there were free drinks
>You elbow her awake and start looking for your pants awkwardly while she and your host argue
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>>2416598
Can we send him GG's gore pics of Twilight?
I think he would like that.
We are nice enough guys to help him out, right?
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>>2416666
god damnit satan quit it!
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>>2416659
fuck you, fag
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>>2416649
>human Gilda purring

CAN'T TURN OFF THIS ERECTION
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>>2416664
I believed that until recently.
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>>2416616

>cigarette putting outan
>slappan
>cuckoldan
>brutally fucking you until she gets off without letting you finish, rolling over, taking all the covers, and making you finish yourself off while you sleep on a sweat-soaked patch of mattressan
>being your big spoonan
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>>2416574
I'd like that...
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>>2416659
>Women are fucking crazy.
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>>2416670
I prefer eating with my HANDS
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>>2416677
It's okay, I'm out.
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>>2416670
People can't eat daisies. They don't agree with our stomachs.
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>>2416654
Oh fuck yeah.
>>2416670
>not rose petals

Enjoy your poison flowers pleb
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>>2416693
aww ;_;
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>>2416665
mp ythie di ntg
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>>2416669
>artist's rendering
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Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>2416704
Because she is a cartoon, designed by another human to be perfect. She is an ideal bein and

HOLY FCK

THAT IS A HUGE MILIPEDE
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>>2416712
What the fuck are you talking about
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>>2416704
Because she's a few ponies shy of a slumber party in terms of having a real, organic personality. So you fill in the gaps with what you want to see.
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MLPG I need abusive Gilda >feels
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>>2416702
Holy fucking shit how did I... Good fucking night general.
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>>2416704

because she isn't real, Little Jimmy.
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>>2416712
WHAT

THIS ISN'T EVEN A MILIPEDE

WHAT KIND OF BUG IS THIS WHY IS IT MY HOUSE
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>>2416704

She's not. She'd tempt me to break my rule about hitting women.
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>>2416712
Oh shit, hey, you're right. That is a fucking big one.
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>>2416664
Maybe, but it struck me as somewhat odd that yesterday's horsefucking level was only "average" considering there were at one point multiple heavy fetish discussions going on at once.

Pissing, changeling sucker, and Gilda rape...
I don't think I've ever seen that level of horsefuckery at the same time here before.
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>>2416665
>Bronies.
The sooner you accept that they are about as fucked in the head as the man who walks around in the mall that smells like soap and says 'Ribbit' all the time the better.
>This guy exists.
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>>2416598
Do
Do people have similar reason for liking waifus liek this?

It's almost uncanny how similar he feelings for purple horse are to mine
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>>2416728
ITS CHEESELEGS, QUICK, LOVE HER
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Did you cry when Twilight lost all her friends?
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>>2416702

>mp ythie di ntg

Does Google translate have something for that?
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>>2416704
She is a fictional cartoon horse, she is not your waifu.
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>>2416735
Well Leth admittedly isn't watching the threads 24/7, he just kind of samples. And what he saw was probably spam and E3 discussion mostly which isn't very horsefucking.
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>>2416744
I did, actually.
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>>2416726
[goodnight]
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>>2416682
10/10 best new feel go on
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>>2416744
what are friends
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>>2416735

Leth's superior processing power allows him to factor in the lack of horsefucking from Daytime MLPG as well. i can only assume that, on that day, they had virtually no horsefucking whatsoever.
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>>2416698
Roses are ok.
Just gotta get used to eating velvet.
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>>2416740
but

but they're still human beings

I feel a compulsive need to make them see just how fucking insane what they're saying is
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>>2416740
>>2416665

Aren't we almost as bad?
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Hm. Getting close. Close this shit out with some changeling.
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>>2415957
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does anyone else secretely wish you were born female here?
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>>2416764
I dunno, he seemed pretty aware of just how fucked up it was to be in love with a cartoon horse
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>>2416765
Some of "us" are, yes. Not me though.
Waifus are for eggheads.
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I made this really pretty background for the Flash and it turns out the initial one I did in, like, 35 minutes at the start is less disruptive and faster... so I'll only get a chance to use it later in beta upgrade, when I have more need for a "stage" for brief story segments... (sigh)
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>>2416761
OH MAN

aHAHAHAHAh
a
AHAHHAHAHAH


OH FUCKIGN FUCK

I FUCKING AHHAHHAH

I GET IT
MAN

LETHS'S LIKE A COMPUTER RIGHT
?!!?!?

PROCESSING POWER!!!! HAAHHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHA OH WOW THE COMEDICAL GENIUNES THAT IS MLPG STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

HE'S

LIKE

A

COMPUTER!!!!
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>>2416764
>That feel when you want to talk to crazy people
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My laptop monitor broke. Using my projector for everything now. MLPG is like an 8 foot wide image on my white wall.
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BOOTY, BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
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>>2416765
Almost is the keyword here.
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>>2416776
Not at all
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>>2416775
I like how that just keeps growing.
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>>2416786
Pffff
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>>2416776
Working on it.
>captcha:had hermsfu
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>>2416791
Tiny Japanese ass

No fuk u
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So I decided to run past the front page of /mlp/, (blah blah piss blah) and I noticed the 4:00 AM Stu thread with Lyra & Bon Bon and I realized something.

Isn't it odd that our entire "culture" I guess you could call it, is just some amalgamation of every other boards jokes with ponies thrown in.

It's like whereas every other board has their own unique identity specific to their interest, we've pretty much been founded by parts from EVERY board, so we have a smattering of EVERYTHING, but with ponies, and that makes it one of a kind of 4chan, and pretty much anywhere else on the internet.

Just rambling I guess, sorry if it was tl;dr, but 4:00 AM thinking is best thinking.
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>>2416781
Damn, that is a pretty background.
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>>2416782
And I thought all the kids went to bed.

>4 AM
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>>2416782
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting, anon.
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>>2416776
I really don't want to have a vagina
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>>2416776

nope
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>>2416776
Yeah. I just want to be a good housewife and have a nice dinner ready for my husband when he comes home from work and please him however he wants every night.
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>>2416617
>>2416610
Perfect thank you. The latest update works with auto thread updaters so I fixed the 'tutorial'
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>>2416776
Some times
Then, I visit my parents and meet my younger sister and see what a horrible world girls inevitably make for themselves. I don't think I'm strong enough to escape from the female drama treadmill if I were to grow up in it.
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>>2416764

Some of them legitimately have brains that don't work right. Or they were so sheltered that they don't know how weird they are. You can't. Also understand human psychology 101. To admit this would cause them immense embarrassment. They're not going to back down.
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>>2416799

>Working on it

Explain
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>>2416704
I'd put my dick in that.
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>>2416803
>/mlp/ - America
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>>2416808
>not wanting to experience that wonderful feel of being filled, complete, just once in your life
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>>2416803
Yeah we kind of came to this realization already about MLPG
It's just a healthy mix of a lot of different boards and more.
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>>2416776
Okay maybe a bit.
If I could do it without having periods.
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>>2416803
I tend to think of this thread as the /b/ of a good chan based around ponies.

I guess /mlp/ could be the /b/ of a bad chan based around ponies.
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THE NEW HORSE

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>>2416792
One of the most beloved contributors here is as bad, if not worse.

>he always complains about how bad the base at fimfiction is and I resist the urge to ask, through gritted teeth, how a man who literally imagines a pony as real to get him through the day has a right to claim superiority.
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>>2416811
You can do all that without being female
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>>2416826
>tfw I can actually talk about vidya in MLPG once in a while
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>>2416825
>what is anal
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>>2416803
/mlp/ is just a bunch of Ponychanners and /b/tards pretending to understand /co/ memes.

Also /co/mrades pretending to understand /co/ memes.
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>>2416776
I've wondered how it would be, but I'm perfectly happy with being a guy and wouldn't want to swap it for being a girl

Being able to be both whenever I liek would be nice though
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>>2416811
s-stop it.

this is what I want more than anything
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>>2416840
But it'd be cool if it was heteronormative to boot.

inb4 >gtfo cis scum
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>>2416822
Hormones.
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>>2416848
amazing
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>>2416839
We all have our crazy uncles.
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>>2416833
birth control pills
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>>2416833
With physical contraceptives, periods are often either very light or they don't come at all. Plus, no need for condoms except for stds
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>>2416781
sweet cant wait for final. nice bg!
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>>2416876
There are some complications associated with those; headaches and shit.
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>>2416839
The difference is we're aware of our on insanities and keep them to ourselves or at least don't stick them where they're unwanted. Fimfiction is full retarded.

It's about self-awareness, here.
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>>2416775
The spoiler on the right after the mental note to come to the spa more often needs unspoilering. Also thank you so much for compiling these.
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>>2416858
True, true. But that's how it roles unfortunately
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>>2416927
>how it roles
oh u
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>>2416894
There's pills for that too, it sucks.
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>>2416894
Only if you get the older metal ones. The new plastic ones can also be treated with hormones to make them more natural
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>Gilda comes home from the Wonderbolts show she went to with RD
>She sniggers when she sees she "forgot" to untie you
>or turn off the vibrator she left in your ass
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>>2416959
After those faceless greentexts from earlier, this is just what the doctor ordered
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>>2416980
tbh I wrote that hoping someone would run with it, I'm still watching anastasia.
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>>2416992
I guess nobody wants to :(
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>>2416824

This explains our expansionist tendencies.
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Just to be sure, people didn't miss the new horse, right?
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>>2417444
Don't know, but the archive's still pointing people to here, so can't hurt to relink for newcomers.
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>>2417478
And of course I forget to actually paste the link.

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