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Hello Old Horse, This is New Horse. Please carry on.
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>rape
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>rape
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Reposting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4
>yfw this plays in FiM
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>>2397161
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>Merriwhether will never write something as good as Band Geeks for FiM

I get the feeling it;s because of how she treats the show, as something only for little girls while she's aware of Spongebob's audience

Rumour has it that FiM will be targeting older kids from S3 onwards, so is there hope?
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>>2397145

Okay, I found the CMC Larp thread.

If anyone here missed it, I screencapped it for you.
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The Powerpuff girls don't have hands. Ever notice that?
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>>2397174
>Older kids
As long as it's not for bronies I'd be okay with that
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>>2397177
ponies don't have them too, its just like Faust is lazy
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>>2397175
>that feel when you know you can do just about anything
>that feel when you never try because you know you could do it before you begin
>that feel when you end up never doing anything
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>>2397174
>Rumour has it that FiM will be targeting older kids from S3 onwards, so is there hope?
That isn't hope.
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>>2397177
Yeah.
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>>2397182
>>2397193

Kids around 6-10, or so I heard. I don't think they'll go full retard and pander to bronies yet
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>>2397174
>Band Geeks in MLP
THAT WOULD BE THE BEST THING IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING EVER
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Needs more Grimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPSundvkYgE
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>>2397114
Do it filly!
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>>2397177
I just realized something

The ponies in the show don't have hands
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>>2397114
You pee in front of Dash with your guard down.
This is humiliating. Puddle beneath you, you slowly lift your head to meet Dash's gaze.

What do you say?
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>>2397198
>6-10
>older

Then what... was their actual... target age to begin with?
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>>2397202
I dont get why everyone on /mu/ likes her. I mean, she acts cute, but she looks like a little Ukrainian boy with meth issues.
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>>2397209
I want to see you pee, Rainbow Dash, I bet it's be awesome
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spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/band-geeks-full-episode.html
>"I understand you have a dying animal on the premises"
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Does anyone have the script that unspoilers text?
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Riposte from last horse
>>2397047
I wouldn't call it leading per se. Sure, there are times that we feel frisky and end up leaving every stallion in town spent and all the mares swollen with glue-thick cum. But sometimes it happens the other way around. We'll be out pony watching and a lusty stallion will mount a needy mare. Both of our sounded cocks will start to drool and gush as we watch her get rutted, her squelching winks echoing through the town square. Soon we'll both start unconsciously caressing each other, driven wild by the free peep show as well as the musky aroma of each others' hot cum wafting up from the puddles forming at our feet. In minutes we'll pounce each other, moaning loudly in lust as we roughly grind our fat, stretched cocks together, reveling in our stink and the sight of that stallion's heavy nuts pulling up as he empties himself into the waiting mare.
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>>2397176

Sorry the quality's a bit shit.
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>>2397212

Little girls around 4-6, I'd say
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>>2397220
>It's only available to murrkans
FUCK YOU NICK
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>>2397176
Haha, oh wow, that is great.
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Posting again because I didn't see new horse:

Literary cross overs must be more rare right? We determined that there are no ActRaiser pony cross overs, but holy hell every other game series has been crossed with ponies. But what about books? I can Pinkie as Captain Ahab for some reason. Any Philip K. Dick cross overs?
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>>2397221
>4chanX options menu
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>>2397174
>Rumour has it that FiM will be targeting older kids from S3 onwards, so is there hope?

I still think the show will end after that.
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>>2397227
Sure is better programming than what I was watching when I was 4-6. Fuck.
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>>2397236
What if
Lolita
with Scootaloo and Rainbow Dash
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>>2397227
man everyone always says this but I swear a lot of the vocab they use wouldn't be understood by children that young
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>>2397219
>you will never sneak into the little filly's room in a crowded mall
>you will never see countless mares rush into the room, sighing in relief as they spray their acrid piss all over the mare-urinals
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>>2397198
>Kids around 6-10, or so I heard. I don't think they'll go full retard and pander to bronies yet

Wait. I thought that was their target demographic already.
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>>2397221
Haven't tested it, but you could give this a go.
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/123451
From back when that blackout thing was happening, and EVERYTHING was spoilered.
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Fucking Firefox
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>>2397064
>Implying she doesn't appreciate the attention, despite her reaction.

>You enter the kitchen and unceremoniously unloads a mass of groceries onto the counter, it seems you left your kitchen abandoned for awhile.
>By the time you return with another loaded bag, you notice the ones you brought in are pilfered.
>"Leave it to you to try to guess when you are going to run out of the essentials." Tabasco remarks as she walks out of the spice cabinet.
>"Well forgive me if I tend to space out on occasion." You state flatly as you drop the bag next to her.
>"Besides, I found something you may find fun." you state as you rummage in the bag.
>Tabasco arches an eyebrow as you drop a few small peppers in front of her.
>"Uh, what are these?" she says, poking at one of them with a hoof.
>"Tabasco peppers" you state as you put away some of the more perishable groceries.
>You hear a squeal come from the counter as you load the fridge.
>"THEY NAMED A PEPPER AFTER ME!?"
Fuck the system, Tabasco is back.
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>>2397219
You quietly ask Dash if she wants to pee on the floor, too.
"This is stupid" she tells you as she starts to stream from behind.
You can't help but smile as you ask her what?
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>>2397227

We just find that difficult to believe considering all other shows for girls that age treat their audience like a pack of drooling troglodytes who might not "get" characters that have individualized and dynamic personalities.
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>>2397257
forgot my picture!
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holy

fuck
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>>2397250
>as time goes on you notice that each mare seems to be staying longer and that their flow grows more urgent
>one mare runs in, barely able to contain herself before erupting in a thick geyser of urine
>she pisses for nearly five minutes before her flow starts to taper at all
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>>2397263
WELCOME TO HALF A YEAR AGO
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>>2397263
READY FLIM
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>>2397222

Here, they start at 40K I think? Teachers can make up to 90K. I actually think those are overpaid. America is just a backwards nation in so many ways. 20K is insanely low. Yet you guys spend so much on defense contractors and prison systems.
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>>2397223
We've talked about how the two of you help your subjects, but enough of that. Where in or above town do the two of you like to just cuddle and hold each other close the most?
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>>2397263
>posting something /mu/ briefly raged about months ago in a thread about ponies
Are you locationally and temporally lost?
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>>2397274
>Murrka in charge of education
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>>2397176

>Applebloom goes tank with sword and shield, if not a 2-handed sword.
>Scootaloo covers ranged and stealth attacks with her bow
>Sweetie is the cleric with a bag of spell-packets and healing-papers
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>>2397274
>tfw department of defense engineer
>raking in all that dirty cash
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>firefox updates
>some weird smooth scrolling effect now

feels strange man
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>>2397259
>>2397249

Which is exactly why FiM is good
Also my source is a comment by the MLP wiki admin so take with salt
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>>2397288
its shit, you can disable it
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>>2397281

>Yurop in charge of not providing asylum to radical muslims
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>>2397291
thank god
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>>2397293
>Well, our education is shit...
>BUT AT LEAST I CAN SHOOT THOSE FILTHY TERRORISTS WHENEVER I WANT TO WITH MY PRIVATE ARSENAL! DEATH TO THOSE BLOODTHIRSTY HERETICS!
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>>2397288
>Tools >Options >Advanced >General >Disable Smooth Scrolling
They're always had it, they just decided to make it default on.
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>>2397241
And which one unspoilers text? All I see is one for showing images.
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Walk out the door right now, bring whatever is closest to your left hand that isn't attached to anything with you.

Walk until you find soil, and then place whatever you took in it.
Don't bury it, just cover it with enough soil to leave it inconspicuous, tomorrow, go to wherever you buried the object, and then take it.

Don't ever let that object leave your house again.
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>>2397257
You say nothing as Dash just stands there.
>"Well are you going to help me clean up or not?"
She asks as she gestures to her back side.
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>>2397299
>Meanwhile, in the southern boarder.
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>>2397268

>Also teacher salaries fluctuate between subject and school. Private schools pay more. Certain subjects, like physics, pay much more than english or history, due to the demand for those teachers.

Yeah it's a shame because I kind of want to be an English teacher. I love reading stories and analyzing them. English lit teacher is basically a job designed around that. Only I doubt I'd get paid to analyze and teach the stories I find most interesting. I liked most of the stories they taught us in high school and can see why they were so well regarded. Actually the ones I disliked the most were the Canadian novels. They try to have equal amount of Canadian and international (mostly American) novels, but most of the Canadian ones sucked hard. Give me Great Gatsby or 1984 over Stone Angel any day of the week.
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>>2397311
>boarder
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>>2397309
pee into her vagina
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>>2397318
Back and forth forever.
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>>2397257
>Piss gets soaked up by clouds
>She grabs them and puts them above the two of you
>She asks you to dance with her in piss rain
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>>2397308

no.
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>>2397284

>Applebloom takes up making weapons as a hobby
>the barn is filled with foam swords, spears and axes
>if Equestria is ever invaded by an army that can only be killed by foam and PVC, they need only go to Sweet Apple Acres
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>>2397318
Yes! Yes! Yes!
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>>2397286

Just remember: Your money is a responsibility. Do good with it. Don't just blow it on hookers, blow and brony shit. That is the way of selfishness. Find some adorable poor little kid and make sure their lives are well off.
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goodnight MLPG
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>watersports night on MLPG
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>>2397309
Roll around in the pee while caressing her. Make her filthy.
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>>2397256
>Aaaaand, nothing.

>Blunderbolts.jpg
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>>2397338
[goodnight]
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>>2397342
Because watersports is best sports!
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>>2397342
because it is my fetish
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>>2397276
I'd say our favorite spot is in the park, under a tree near the fountain that gushes a delightful spray of his viscous seed from the town reservoir. We spend many an afternoon there, snug in each other's embrace as our sounded cocks drool lightly. On colder days we bring a blanket to cuddle under, the warmth from our bodies mingling with the heat of our ever-throbbing erections. On hotter ones we forego the blanket, opting to rest in the grass as the heat from the sun makes our sweaty musk grow stronger. Some nights I'll get a little sleepy and nap in his arms, feeling him hold me tight as I sleep. I often dream of him, even when he's close. He says that he can tell by the way my equine cocktip flares and I spurt heavily, but it just makes me blush when he brings it up.
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Would you play vidya with Twilight?
Would you let her win, or dunk her completely, making her work hard on how she plays and learn how to beat you by herself?
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>>2397352
Mine too. Best fetish!
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>>2397338
Oh yeah, I was gonna go to sleep after last thread. Good night MLPG
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>>2397356
>she gets DUNKED
>she buys strategy guide
>memorizes the whole thing
>dunks the shit out of you the next day
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>>2397351
>>2397358
>>2397342

Bad fetish.
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>>2397356
Losing is for casuals. I'd beat her ass without hesitation.
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>>2397356
I'd dunk her, that's what she would want.
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>>2397365
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One more horse thread...
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>>2397368
Casual!
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>>2397274

Our school system is geared toward industrial training - even though we don't really have an industrial sector anymore, we're still training and teaching people to be smart enough to know how to use the equipment they'd have to use to do their jobs, but dumb enough not to question orders.
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We're gonna have a good day.
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>>2397356
2nd, but I'd teach her. I'd show her my weaknesses, explain how to counter them and how to exploit mechanics to the fullest.

She gets a cuddle when she finally manages to dunk me

>implying we won't be playing Dwarf Fortress anyway


>>2397368
Really?
Imagine your pone waifu struggling to hold it all in, begging you to release her from her bonds so she can go, she'd do anything for you
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Which main six is cutest when FORCE FED HUNDREDS OF GALLONS OF PURE BUTTER UNTIL SHE'S A MASSIVE, IMMOBILE BLOB OF QUIVERING FAT?
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>>2397391
Ross please die
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>>2397391
Ross pls go
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>>2397351
>you will never be relieving yourself in a public bathroom
>you will never see a unicorn walk into the stall next to yours
>you will never feel the tingle of magic in your groin as your bladder suddenly feels much more full than it was before
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>>2397382
>but dumb enough to not question orders

>tfw dont think you're very smart
>however have the "amazing" ability to think critically
>everyone thinks you're smart

GOD DAMNIT MURICKA
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>>2397356

>Twilight plays games
>Feigns interest, says they're alright
>Goes back to reading her books
>Dash plays all the time
>Enjoys CallaDootah and cover shooters with regenerating health
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>>2397377
But you don't even know if this one is the one for you yet, its so young.
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>>2397353
Thanks. I never thought I'd be able to give someone feels for a stallion that drools jizz, and I certainly never thought that someone would give the feels right back. I think we should end it for the night and let other fetishists have their fun though.
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>>2397377
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>>2397394
>>2397397
You didn't answer my question.
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>>2397326

>"Applebloom! Where in the hay did all the wire go?"
>"I'm makin' chainmail!"
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>>2397382

But that's stupid. People are citizens. They have to be taught how to be good citizens. Even if they are a factory worker, they still vote, donate to political parties and organizations, and are still polled for their opinions.
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>>2397409
Fine by me. You've given me plenty to dream about tonight, fellow anon. I hope we meet again another time. ~<3
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>>2397405

We're not taught critical thinking here. It's not good to have your hive populace thinking for themselves.

I still feel retarded because most of the stuff they talked about in my "critical thinking class" didn't seem to rub off on me. I can't remember most of it.
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>>2397430
>Critical thinking class
HAHAHA
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>>2397220
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>>2397421
Well, that's just the way things are.
The best you can hope to do is to have your own kids and raise them well.
My parents taught me to read before I even entered school.
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>>2397421

Welcome to America. You're not a person - you're just a source of money and another cog in the machine. Now shut the fuck up and get back to work - you're not just wasting YOUR time. You're wasting AMERICA'S time.
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>you will never tie up your pone waifu after making her drink tons of water
>you will never see her wriggle her hind legs as she begs you to let her go
>her face contorts into the tightest of scrunches as you tease her vulva, her legs are going crazy
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>>2397364
Remember to wash your sheets in the morning.
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>>2397437

You'll note I put it in quotes.
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[It's that time of night]
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>>2397402
Oh my god.

My dick is so hard I can't feel it.
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>>2397441
wait
you mean there are parents who DON'T teach their kids to read before school?

What the fuck, I hope this is only in murka
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>>2397450
But still, a critical thinking class seems really absurd to me.
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Can someone please cap the changeling zerg stuff in the last thread? I'd do it but I'm dead on my feet and working on capping some other stuff.
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>>2397443
>We would have called you a piece of communist garbage, but hey, PC and all that.
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>>2397455
>>2397441

I taught MYSELF to read when I was three.
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Guys. Remember why we're here. Search deep down for the reason:

Ponies.
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>>2397410
I am living that feel right now. I've been up for 16 hours after 6 hours sleep, I've got a full day tomorrow, and I'll get at most 3 hours sleep. I read the latest Fans! strip and felt bad. I read the latest SMBC and felt worse. I read the latest Prequel update.

And I will have good dreams tonight.
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>>2397455
Well, I don't know about anywhere else, but I was a cool motherfucker in preschool and kindergarten because I was the only one who could read with ease.
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>>2397460

It kind of is. But sadly, kids these days are too lazy and coddled to want to teach themselves anything.
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>>2397468
I love this guy
fucking ponies man
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>>2397309
You flap your tiny wings as you try to mount her.
Eventually you succed, and pressing your vagina against her, you release a stream of steaming piss into her.
She moans as the warm liquid starts to fill her vaginal cavity.
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>>2397430
The funny part is I have absolutely no clue how people can NOT think critically.

Do they not try? Fuck it was natural to me from the start, before I even knew the though process had a god damn name.
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>>2397443
Stuff like this makes me can't wait for the dollar collapse.
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>>2397468
>you will never have this good a time at a party
>you will never be this happy
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>>2397472

Reminds me of when I was younger and I would read my books in my head. All the other kids accused me of only looking at the pictures because of how fast I read compared to them, and because almost everyone but me read out loud.

I spoke better than any of them did, too, despite not reading out loud
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>>2397480
Once you've emptied your bladder, turn around and just start licking her asshole.
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>>2397479
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>>2397472
Hyperlexia is a warning sign for Asperger Syndrome. I taught myself to read at the age of three.

Good night, all!
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>>2397479
TWILY
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MLPG: Where you can talk about pissing on your waifu then turn around and talk about the state of the united states.

I love you guys
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>>2397421
>>2397441
>>2397443

My stance is that you can't look at a group of people who believe something irrational and go "man those people are idiots". They were made. They didn't just pop into existence. They were failed by the education system for one. If you are okay with the consequences of defining education programs (a huge amount of stupid people who vote for stupid things and are in favor of stupid causes), then fine. But you must be made aware of those consequences.
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So, can we just accept that everyone in this thread is highly above average, mentally, and focus on horse sex?
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>>2397501

>Europeans
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>>2397504
We need some horsesex SCIENCE in here.
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>>2397508
Yurop stronk!
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>>2397501
We are the new /tg/.
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>>2397504

Yes, I grow tired of people patting themselves on the back.
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>You will never go to Equestria
>You will never claim all the marecunts for yourself
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>>2397504
>MLPG
Agreeing on something.
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>>2397496
Everything is a warning sign for Asperger's.
I'm mentally healthy.
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>that feel when the majority of your society despite being a 1st world country, are intellectually stunted
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>>2397452
>you will never feel your flow of urine forcibly increase as the pressure builds
>you will never be unsure as to whether you could still stop yourself, the thick stream of urine gushing from you looking and feeling like it won't stop for minutes
>you will never hear the unicorn start relieving himself, the sound of his urine splashing against the porcelain somehow making you pee even harder
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>>2397514

>Incest

Wrong.

>Porn of most boring character ever

Wrong.

>Fillies being sexualized

Tripple Nigger wrong. What is wrong with you?
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>>2397508
I rather like Europeans, hell I like everybody.

But I also fucking LOVE stereotypes.
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>>2397419

>>2397517
>>2397419
>>2397326
>>2397284

>>2397176

Speakin' of which, did you see these?
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>>2397530
What filly?
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>>2397529
I think you know...
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>>2397529
Can I get the bits of the one on the right on the body of the one on the left?
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>>2397529
I will be 100% honest:
I am more attracted to the woman's shape, but I'm more attracted to the mare's genitals.
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>>2397480
>>2397318
>>2397346
You finish
You and Dash lay beside each other, bodies still pressed against one another. Panting, you turn your head and see she has passed out cold. A devious grin sweeps across your face.

Leave Dash in her deep sleep or something else?
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>>2397529
The right one. Black is best color.
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>>2397532
HNNNNNNGNGNGN
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>>2397535

Twi's kind of young there. Still kind of a filly or a teenager.
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>>2397544
Casually lick and sniff at her asshole until she wakes up.
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>>2397529
Neither, I prefer the marshmallow equine shape.
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>>2397530
>Incest
Best!

>Porn of most boring character ever
SA isn't really any worse than all the other one-shot characters that will probably never be seen again

>Fillies being sexualized
I don't think Twilight is a filly in that pic.
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>>2397537
>>2397540
Niggers of mine...
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Horse sex time?

How would you play with your pone waifu?

I would personally love to just play with Twilight's ears and nibble on them
Then watch them flick while I suck on her horn for a bit
Her tail would be nice to play with, too, tugging on it while you call her a dirty mare and exposing her precious bits for you would make her so happy
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>>2397556
>SA isn't really any worse than all the other one-shot characters that will probably never be seen again

Oh don't start.

>Gilda
>Iron Will
>Trixie
>Fluttershy

All way better than Boring Armor.
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>peer reviewing papers
>a apple
>is people
>misspelled words everywhere, despite being typed on microsoft word
>university 200 level English class
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>>2397562
I want to make sweet passionate love to Pinkie, face to face, while she tickles my face with that little flip on the front of her hair.
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>>2397565
>>2397565

Porn always has the best faces.
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>TFW summer flu
>hot as balls outside
>sore throat, running nose, cracked lips
FUCK EVERYTHING
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>>2397562
I'd untie her mane and tail,

Explore every part of her body

Maybe feed her an apple a slice at a time

Squeeze those firm flanks

all while her hat is still on

when the hat comes off, shit gets real
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>>2397527
And here I thought he was emptying his bladder into mine.
I should probably be thankful.
And yet...
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>>2397582
>It's fucking raining outside
>I wanted to go out
FUCK
EVERY
SINGLE
THING
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>>2397572
I'm sure your graduate program will reward you with treasure unspeakable.
Why should you expect kids to be perfect grammatically when you yourself got into this teaching position?
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>>2397586
>going outside

are you mad?
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>>2397580
>I love fucking horses.jpg
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>>2397593
I need to get a haircut
I'm sorry I failed you, MLPG
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>>2397572
>Never make small mistakes like this.
>Dazzling knowledge of history, science, and art.
>Called one of the "smartest" people anyone who knows me has known.
>High school diploma, not in college, work at video store, movie theater, and fast food restaurant.
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>>2396749
Thank you.
I thought those were called halberds though.
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>>2397595
mexican pls go
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>>2397580
>>2397597

There's like some cosmic rule that Simpsons, Futurama or King of the Hill porn has hilarious faces.
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>>2397586
Why not go out and enjoy the rain? Or is it a thunderstorm.
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>>2397598
oh wel in that case you NEED to go outside, thats a big difference.
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>>2397556

>SA isn't really any worse than all the other one-shot characters that will probably never be seen again

But that's wrong.

You'll note that MLPG writes a shitton more about Gilda, Iron Will, Trixie, Thunderlane, Rumble, Flitter/CC, and several other characters who have only really appeared once, than they have about SA.

All of them are one-offs, but SA isn't popular. Y'know why?

Because the others were better-written, more believable and more engaging. SA is a cardboard cutout Gary-Stu with no personality beyond being Twilight's beloved big brother she never talks about.

If a colt who gets one line is more interesting than someone who carries the plot of the whole finale, that's a bad sign.
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>>2397600
Hello Nasse
I would love it if you just drew Fluttershy
Doing anything really, it's been far too long.
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>>2397599

Quit being a lazy nigger and achieve something.
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>>2397600
Halbers are polearms
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>>2397605
I hate rain.
I absolutely fucking hate rain.
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eh oh el
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>>2397609

A challenge for S4 would be "how can we reform SA and make him likable?"
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>>2397562
Did I hear earplay?
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>>2397598
>>2397586
>need to go outside to get haircut
>it starts raining
Are... are you me?
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>>2397585
If it was a female unicorn, that would be really hot...
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>>2397617
oh fuck flashbacks of yellowVGQ playing vidya with her wings.
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>>2397617
Stop posting pictures for the sake of reaction
Fuck You
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>>2397548

Scootaloo seems like she'd be an archer or rogue-type stealthy class, doesn't she? I dunno why.
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>>2397617
why boner

fucking god why
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>>2397529
The human. The horse is too horsey.
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>>2397585
>you will never hear another pony enter the bathroom
>you will never hear the faint sound of magic before your bladder feels even tighter than before
>you will never hear the unicorn's flow increase in volume
>you will never hear the pony stop in their tracks before slowly leaving the bathroom
>you will never hear another walk in and reflexively bare down on your bladder to make room
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>>2397529
Well???
What are our fates????
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>>2397529
The one on the left.

I find this more attractive than both of them, though.
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>>2397628
but it's basically what i do
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>>2397552
>>2397544
You, Scootaloo, lay adjacent to Dash's snatch. You can smell it as it is within reach. You poke your hoof into it and she abruptly wakes.

What do you do now?
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>>2397609
...but he's still Twilight's brother, while none of the other one-shots are.

Although I do find the idea of Iron Will fucking Fluttershy with his huge minotaur cock a rather pleasing idea
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>>2397600
>>2397614

Looks like a Poleaxe to me.
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>>2397652
Give it a fucking lick.
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>>2397402
>>2397452
>>2397527
>>2397585
>>2397640
How does sexual release come about if you can't stop peeing?
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Would you eat a jar of deep-fried mare vaginas?
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>>2397656
Could be, its pretty large but I'd just say its a polearm to cover most of the bases.
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>>2397595
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>>2397663
You have to become the pee ninja.
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>>2397617
Is that Bambi?
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>>2397621

They'll have to do quite a bit of wrangling to get past how he was introduced. He STARTED in the Scrappy-bin, which isn't a good omen.

The only way to fix his character is to actually give him one.

All we know about him is

>He loves his wife
>he makes shields with magics
>he's captain of the guard
>Twilight loves him
>Twilight never talks about him
>TWILY!

He spends most of the last half standing at the altar with a blank look on his face and only wakes up to save the day with love powers.
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>>2397678
Yes.
>Tyrranux
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>>2397599
They say Shakespeare didn't have the education to write what he wrote.

Maybe he was just a total theater fanboy who lived the dream.
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>>2397678
For my own sanity I hope so.
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>>2397684
He will never be seen again. Just put him behind you.
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>>2397610
Maybe later today, I'm currently at my friend's and it's vidya time.
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>>2397671

No.
I'd rater hickory smoked horse buttholes.
From a cup.
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>>2397640
keep going
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>>2397675

What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2397694
Gonna play some tanks?
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>>2397702
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>>2397662
Dash tries to stare you down as you nudge your head in close and give her private parts a lick. You pull back and stare up to gauge a reaction but can only see a pony stuck in a state of bliss.

What do you you do?
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>>2397692

>introduce new character
>make him the brother of the main character
>play up how close they are to make up for never mentioning him before
>make him pivotal in resolving the conflict

>never use him again

Honestly that'd just make him even MORE insulting.

Excellent work there, writers. Really. Smashing.

Writing-wise, the Finale was a complete disaster.
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>>2397705
Napoleon: Total War actually.
When it installs.
Oh boy is it gonna install for long.
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>>2397663
Have you even tried?
Sexual release is no problem.
It's harder to pee with an erection, than to achieve orgasm while having to pee.

Just push hard, like you're trying to pee while aroused - when it feels like you're gonna start peeing, you'll cum hard instead.
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>>2397721
Never played it, hope ya have fun Nasse!

I might go play some LoL myself.
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>>2397609
Here's a thought experiment for all you smarty-pants.

Genderswap the S2 finale.

Mr. Element of Magic finds his future brother-in-law in the caverns, helps him escape. Brother's true love spell allows personality-free sister to trigger deus ex machina shield spell.

Would you expect either the brother in law or the sister to have much personality?
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>>2397715
Keep going until she is soaking wet then shove Scootaloo as far up there as she can go.
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>>2397663
drinking so much to a point where you have to pee bad and then fapping gives insane orgasms.
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>>2397721
You should go fast with us sometime, Nasse
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>>2397715
Keep licking and don't stop until she comes on our face.
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>>2397721
Well i can't hate you for enjoying yourself, but please do get back to drawing soon. I can't even place it, but something about your style was my favorite.
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>>2397716
Hasbro probably pressured them to even make that entire two-parter in the first place- I think the writers did fine for what they were given with last minute.
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>>2397715
BLOOD
BLOOD GOD
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>>2397715
stick crotch into her face and let her breathing please us
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>>2397738
But I've been trying to change my style
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>>2397640
Please don't stop
I don't want to be able to either
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>>2397731
Yessssss...? I would?
I don't know what you are getting at, here. There aren't many occasions I can think of where I'd prefer a character to have no character.
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>>2397731

What I'm trying to say is the main cast should be the ones carrying the plot. They were just window-dressing here so the OCs could drive everything.

Whoever wrote those characters needs to be punched square in the ovaries.

If they don't have any, they need to be given some and then punched in them.
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>>2397748
Oh yeah!
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>>2397702
And then Twilight Sparkle, former agent of Celestia and convicted seller of "Substance J" realized that the rehabilitation home was the source she had sought for so many years.
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>>2397723
>>2397733
No, that's not what I mean. If the character cannot stop peeing how can he have an orgasm? That is the end goal of this scenario, right?
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>>2397748
>Implying you'd have a choice.
If she really wanted you to drink her pee, you'd just see green for a minute and suddenly get incredibly thirsty for her piss.
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>>2397750
And I can see the improvement in your posts. And I hate to say it, because I don't want you to regress, but I feel like your earlier arts were cuter.
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>>2397731

The one-offs like Rumble and Pipsqueak aren't given much personality because they're not affecting the plot in any significant way - they can AFFORD to make those characters blank-slates.

You can't do that when the character has more screen-time than the main cast and the whole episode revolves around them.

They need to be engaging and they need to give us a REASON to like and care about them other than "the producers told you to like them."
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>>2397760
I still want to put the blame on Hasbro on this since this show and that episode were made to sell toys- kind of hard to go against the wishes of the guys writing your paycheck.
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>>2397771
The queen wouldn't need to waste her magic for something like that, i'd do it willingly.
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>>2397699
>>2397752
>you will never spend over an hour in the bathroom
>you will never get close to emptying your bladder as yet another pony walks into the bathroom and the unicorn fills you up again
>you will never feel yourself fill even though you're the only two in the bathroom
>you will never notice that the unicorn has stopped pissing as you hear hooves clack on the floor behind you
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>>2397789
You wouldn't put up any resistance? It's much more fun to resist and be broken, you know~
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>>2397766
Why wouldn't he stop peeing eventually?
And even if piss was somehow being forced through his penis, I don't see why he couldn't just fap while peeing and cum while peeing at the same time.
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>>2397790
Oh god, what's he doing?
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>bugfags all getting fetishes of corruption
>not getting fetishes of purification
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>>2397810
That poor poor bird
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>>2397794
I doubt it. I'd be too eager to get my tongue between her sexy haunches and drink her golden nectar.
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>>2397817
Fetishizing purity is an oxymoron.
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>>2397785
>>2397740

The thing is, the writers in the earlier seasons were really good about incorporating the sales-pitch-y stuff from Hasbro into the show without making it blatant that they were telling you to buy something. Rarity's boutique is based on a playset.

My main issue with the finale, more than anything, is that they didn't do that here. I don't know who dropped the ball, but it was handled very ungracefully, and the quality of the episode really suffered for it.
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>>2397732
>>2397737
>>2397743
>>2397744
You dive back in before she can react. Luckily there is no blood, but you can hear her responding to how you lick at her. Her breathing is rhythmic, giving you clues as to how to proceed as you continue to lap at her pony parts.
Her hooves are pressed hard against your head as you continue. What are you going to do now?
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>>2397820

report it and move on. Don't even respond.
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>>2397816
I have no idea. I just think getting your bladder filled by someone else's magic is super hot.

I never really have any plans for my greentext, I just go with the flow
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>>2397810
>bugfag's fetish
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>>2397830
Suck on her clitoris.
Don't stop until she comes.
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>>2397832
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>>2397831
Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon.
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>300+ days for season 3 of GoT

Anyone wanna buy some platemail and LARP
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how would it feel to pinkie
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>>2397839

Gee smith, you sure seem pissed
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>>2397849
Absolute bliss and perfection.
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>>2397832
It is really hot, as long as the "somebody else" is female. (or male if you're female, I guess)
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>>2397849
Pure happiness
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>>2397675
>>2397765

The blue flowers. I didn't see that. That's rather clever.
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>>2397850
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>>2397849
Soft, snuggle, happy, and sweet
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>>2397844

>just casuually buying platemail

That shit is fucking expensive man, I'd got with the cooler looking scalemail or straight chainmail.
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>>2397835
Nope.
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The wedding castle playset should have the underground crystal cave
That would be neat
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>>2397862
>snuggle
Snuggly
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>>2397849
How would what feel?
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>>2397825

Blame Hasbro. My theory has always been that they were much pushier and wanted more control over the series. And they wanted more air-time for toys.
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>>2397849
>tfw sometimes i start to think about life and death
>tfw i know that pinkie pie will pass away one day
>the realization of it
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>>2397862
>That feel when sleeping alone in a king-size bed.
I just want a pink pony to hug, you guys.
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Pony should glasses
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>>2397880
No! She can't die! She's too perfect to die.
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>>2397873
pinkie
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>>2397772
I suppose they were.
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>>2397860

you better start believin'' in pun threads urine one
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Hearth's Warming Eve playing here for all those who haven;t watched an episode recently.

http://www.synchtube.com/r/Johnfreeman
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>>2397896
>pinkie rolling pin.png
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>>2397832
I'm sure whatever you can come up with will be golden
If you can, continue, please.
Please.
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>>2397876

Hasbro is faceless, soulless and utterly amoral, like all corporations - there's no human element to them.

Blaming them for wanting to turn the show they only put on TV to be a toy commercial into a blatant sales pitch is like blaming a lion for eating your livestock. They're just doing what they do.

It makes more sense to blame the guy who left the gate open.
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>>2397901
Jesus christ, you're a real whiz!


By the way, does anyone want to stream?
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>>2397901
>>2397916
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>>2397896
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=682pneYoP0c
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>>2397928
THAT IS NOT MAI PINKU.
THAT IS AN IMPOSTER.
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>>2397908
Unfortunately, I'm off to bed for the night.

But I should be back later this week for more night threads - post something to remind me and I'll see what I can squirt out for you
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>>2397937

>you will never get a flipper job from pinkie
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>>2397928
Would she have fish-scales or pony fur?
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>>2397928
I wish they put a bit more of a realistic thickness to the body instead of one long, eel-ish tube.
I love Kelpies, but this doesn't really give off the feel of one
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>>2397951
No, I mean the video. That sounded nothing like my Pinkie.
And the top comment is saying that it's even cuter than Pinkie.
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>>2397959
>Not having heard Pinkie's Brew before
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>>2397928
>see fish pony
>wonder if it's possible to have sex with a fish
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>>2397954
She would be very slimey and have soft velvety skin. The skin is lubed up for easy swimming ability
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>>2397966
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>>2397675
>>2397857
>>2397765
>>2397702

>After reviewing a MLPG archive and skipping ahead several times while reading it

"I'm so tired. This crap gets to you after a while. He rose and got out hiscigarettes." I can't figure out half the stuff they're saying, I'm so tired.Tired, "he added, "of listening to them"

"When you're actually down there with them," a scramble suit said, " it's not so bad; you know? Like I guess you were-- on the scene itself up until now with a cover. Right?"

"I would never hang around creeps like that;" Fred said. "Saying the same things over and over, like old coins. Why do they do whatthey do,sitting there shooting bull?"

"Why do they do what we do? This is pretty damn monotonous,when you get down to it."

"But we have to; this is our job. We have no choice."
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hey guys
>>>/wsg/
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>>2397964
Never heard it.
And it looks like it was uploaded after I started frequenting these threads.
I don't like it.
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>>2397942
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>>2397984

I've said that they needed either a work safe gifs, of a porn-gifs board for ages.
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>>2397973
Follow Me to Springfield Aquarium!
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>>2397969
Sounds hot.
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>>2397942
Ok. Thanks for what you've written so far.

I'll just have to think about the pony wrapping it's hooves around me, squeezing tight to increase the pressure
I wonder if it gets off to this.
I wonder if her horn will glow
If my flow will cease at the tip, but still feel like I'm pissing as hard as I can
If she just set up a recursive loop
If I'll ever be able to stop refilling my own bladder
If that pony that just entered the bathroom is going to add to it
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>>2398003
>you try to grab kelpy pie
>she giggles and easily slithers out of your grab
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>tfw I thought 4chan had been down all this time because I didn't refresh the page
I got into fights with people I cared about because I didn't have MLPG
I went and spouted a bunch of self-pity and then engaged in a debate about the nature of truth with some drunk christian fundamentalist

don't ever leave me again guys
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>>2398013
>slithers
She's not a snake/eel
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le face when XD
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HE'S NERVOUS
BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY TO DROP SPAGHETTI
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>>2398024
why
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>>2398034
HIS PALMS ARE SWEATY KNEES WEEK ARMS ARE HEAVY
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>>2397928
But isn't kelp seaweed
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mornin'
For anybody who missed it last night even though nobody liked it, I give you a nightmare moon.
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>>2398037
>Boku no pooni ga konnani kawaiwakeganai
>pooni
gb2 >>>/jp/
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>>2398008
A she? I thought it was a he? I thought he was going to magic open your stall and bend you over the toilet while you continued to piss.
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>>2397900
Well that's just my opinion. Don't let me stop you from improving.
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>>2398048
Oh cool, I was looking forward to that, but had to miss it.
Good timing, because I just got back
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DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS
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Oh, no, not the My Little Pony General again! The only way out is pony!
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>>2398047

It's a mythological creature called a "Kelpie." Celtic, I think.
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>>2398048
Are you a boy or girl, I'm quite tired of questioning and you shouldn't be legitimately holding it over our heads.
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>>2397928
Ugh remember when this was new and it was posted every five minutes...
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>>2398047
A Kelpie is a Celtic, man-eating mythological beast
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>>2398083
You mean yesterday?
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>>2398081
Does it matter? Judge the content not the person behind it.
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>>2398016
Pick up Scootaloo and have her attend to her heroine's ass while we get back to the good bits.
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>>2398089
>>2398078
Ah, okay.
MLP material then.
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>>2398091
HA HA DISREGARD THAT
I thought you meant Kelpie Pie
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>>2397884

I agree. Best pony is best with best glasses.
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>>2398048
I liked it. It helped solidify my rape/corruption/ownership fetish.
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>>2398077
>Implying you can leave while still alive

Nobody leaves the General, silly-willie!
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>>2398037
there's something spooky about a pony with human colors
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>>2398104
I only hope Pinkie and Dash don't molest me again!
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>>2398106
I think it's worse a human with pony colors
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>>2398102
awesome, that's basically what I was going for
it's much easier to be cruel when you have people egging you on

...man, that sounds awful
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>>2398050
that's not a boku you fag
my memory of kanji is shit but I think that's ore
and it wouldn't be literally po o ni, it would be more like pohni
ponii is more correct iirc but whatever
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>>2398110
>He doesn't want to be molested by sexiest horses
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>>2398113
She deserved it.
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>>2398111
I don't know, Doug was alright.
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>>2398115
Fuck off
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>>2398115
Thanks to people like you this fucking board was made.

I hope you die you piece of shit.
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>>2398115

Not your personal army faggot.
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>>2398081
>>2398048

please respond
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>>2398132
As a person, or as an internet personality? Because the latter is anything you want it to be~
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>>2398008
Or better yet, she set up a recursive loop causing the flow from her urethra to be transported into your bladde, while the flow from yours gets transported into hers.
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>>2398056
Oh, she'll open the stall, alright. SHe's already in putting pressure on your already tight bladder.
You remember that pony that just came in?
He's a stallion.
He has to go bad.
And thanks to the mare's little trick, there's no more room in your bladder for it.
Care to take a guess where he'll end up going?
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>>2398115
Good going. You're on your own on this one, sport.
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>using #104 browser
>mind blown
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>>2398140
LOOPS ARE ALREADY RECURSIVE
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>>2398137
You represent quantity over quality. I am not impressed only inquisitive. Congratulations, I'm sure you'll be here for a while.
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>>2398141
I have no idea. I just picked up this fetish a couple of days ago.
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>>2398097
Pretty much!

Think of them like mermaids and all other water-based creatures, all they want to do is drown you.
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>>2398140
>poop back and forth forever.jpg
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>>2398152
Poop does not come out of the urethra.
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>>2398149
You're cute, anon, I like you
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>>2398141
Do tell!
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>>2398143
care to explain?
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>>2398158
I know, but it was a thing back when... eh, nevermind.
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>>2398161
))<>((
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>>2398168
Let me guess, some sort of Portal meme?
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>>2398166
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>>2398150
>>2398165
Well let's take inventory.

He's not interested in the urinals, you've got two holes wide enough for him to fit, and he doesn't want to wait.

Better pick an end fast, anon, or you may not have a choice in the matter
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I'm gonna go for a walk. You guys had better have this thread cleaned up by the time I get back, or I'll be quite upset.
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>>2398161
I mean, I'm sure you'll get plenty of love here. I'm just trying to understand MLPG culture and you're not making it easy.

And dear god do I hate greentext and fan fiction. Oh so much.
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What the fuck is going on in this thread.
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There really isn't enough TF in these threads.
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>>2398181
How about he just goes in the mare's bladder instead, adding to the loop?
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>>2398188
I don' know but i just found a new favorite artist
Pic related
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>>2398195

>biped ponies

Fuck that shit.
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>>2398187
There's an age old phrase, wrought from wisdom and experience, passed down by generation of anon to anon, to describe the best way to understand a culture.

Lurk more.
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>>2398181
The ass.
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>>2398189
I have a Zecora greentext and a Chrysalis greentext. They're a bit stale but they're all I've got.
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>>2397630

It's the wings. Wings make people think "archer" - probably because of Pit.

...I like this CMC Larpers idea. I'd rather talk about than that pissing back and forth nonsense.
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>>2398212
Interesting. Do post.
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Wait a second, Nanaki still lives with his fucking mom?
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>>2398217

>pegasi
>archers

Ehhh, considering they're greek I would think they'd be adept with the spear and shield.
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>>2398232

The Greeks had archers as well. Although an Aerial Phalanx would be REALLY cool to see.
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Was it a pegasi who had a bow and arrow cutie mark?
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>>2398204
>Lurk more
that hurts
BUT
I respect the sentiment
And I appreciate what you do because everyone else envoys it.
I can't be nicer without content to back it up, so please carry on.
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>tfw no stream
pls
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>>2398219
1/2
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>>2398115
I feel like I'm witnessing the reason why everyone is so hostile to MLP. It has never been necessary to advertise a fandom. It's always annoying.
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>you will never help nurse your favourite pone back to health.
>you'll never push the spoonful of food into her mouth as she opens up her mouth, eagerly awaiting her meal.
>you'll never help carry her out of the bed, her leaning on you for support every time she needs to take a bath or use the toilet.
>you'll never be there, passing out by her side after watching her sleep.


this is my fetish does anyone know where i can get some more
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>>2398244
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/r/ing the caps of last nights Rarity quest, please.
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>>2398248
Caring for the sick gets you off?
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>>2398232
I thought the old pegasi faction was based off the Romans

If they were Greek then archers is fitting seeing as how the Greek were extremely adept at long range shooting with bow and arrow
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>>2398231

...you were expecting maybe that someone would be surprised by this?
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Hey, have you guys seen Pinkie
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>>2398253
Here's a Rarity cap.
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>>2398259

Pegasi are greek animals of myth, why would you think they're roman?
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>>2398262
No, not surprised by the fact, but by the fact that he so blithely admits it.
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>>2398238
Yeah, Scootablue
I don't have a picture though, sadly
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>>2398217

Fliers are just better for scouting - they can move faster and cover a greater distance, and being higher up in the air means they have a better vantage point.

...I wonder what the other races would specialize in.
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gildadash confirmed for cheaters
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>>2398270
Why would he lie on the Internet?
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>>2398245
Also is 4chan screwing up for anyone else? I had to block scripts from ajax.cloudflare.com to get pages to load.
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>>2398244
Wow, that's some hot stuff.
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>>2398276
waahhhh why aren't rainbow and twilight in a cart together :((((( they are so perfect together
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>>2398256
caring for people that are suddenly unable to help themselves.

not like retarded people or people who are horribly disfigured, but those that can get better, and with your help.
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>>2398282
Because, unless you're a complete idiot, there's almost no risk attached? And considering the reputation he's garnered already, I figured he would be somewhat hesitant to just give the many, many people who hate him an easy crack like that.

Maybe he just doesn't care
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>>2398289
have you read the "coma mom" hentai
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>>2398289
You should probably become a nurse then.
Unless you already are one.
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>>2398267

Well, the Romans stole a lot of shit from the Greeks' culture. Like their gods.

Roman gods before then were shit.
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>>2398267
Because they have Roman architecture, not Greek.

If you look at the pillars and temples they used, you can see that those are Roman
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>>2398253
pls respond

but not like >>2398266 that is a silly cap and now what I wanted at all
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>>2398231
he's only like 15 dude
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Are your bodies ready mlpV?
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>>2398244
>>2398252
O-oh dear.
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TAW why have you unleashed me? Why do you shove your obstinance in my face? I am not so easily impressed. Gain your boastfulness now, it will not last you long.
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>>2398301

The Romans ripped everything off from the Greeks.

Including the columns.
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>>2398287
shut up TAW
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>>2398308
oh god I feared that was the case

oh god tell me it's not true

I've jerked it to shit he wrote

I feel so dirty now
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>>2398308
What? 15?! I thought he was in his early 20s like the rest of us.
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>>2398312
WHAT the fuck is this?
EXPLAIN PLEASE
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>>2398314
what
what are you even talking about
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>>2398312
wat
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>>2398298
too much responsibility.

plus most sick people aren't cute.
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>>2398312
what
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>>2398285
>>2398313
I'm glad you like them.
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>>2398190
He's a little too excited and impatient for that.

>>2398206
You could raise your butt up for him just in time to feel him bury himself in you, and release a torrent of warm fluid. He sighs into your back as he empties himself into you.
And he just keeps on going
You see the fading glow of the mare's magic as she completes the loop from your bowels to his bladder
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>>2398318
>implying
Different architectural styles
Pillars were different between the two cultures
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>>2398299

>not praying to Geoff the God of Biscuits or Simon the God of Hairdos
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>>2398312
SOURCE
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>>2398329
Why do you even respond? Ugh TAW, please
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>>2398324
>like the rest of us
Uh, yeah, about that...
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>>2398343
Trollestia pls go
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>>2398340

>god of biscuits

That sounds great.
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>>2398324
>early 20s
What? We're all 5 year old girls here.
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>>2398343
Dooks / Nootsack / Rose / Cease_ pls go
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>>2398341
E3 show floor
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>>2398324
Im 12 you know....
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>>2398342
because I can't tell the difference between somebody who has legitimate issues with me that I can fix, and somebody who's just hating for fun
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>>2398343
Don't tell I've been talking to kids all this time
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>>2398358
Jesus man, now I'll have nightmares with Ross for days.
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>>2398321
>jerking to nanakis shit
>ever
sudoko.now.
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>>2398329
Please link me the best thing you've ever written.
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>Nanaki
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>>2398364
Write more stuff with Twilight
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>>2398373
>>>/fimfiction/
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NANANANANANANANANA
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>>2398360
>le feel when
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>>2398373
in my opinion, http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13944/The-Wind-Beneath-Her-Wings
but I'm sure others would disagree
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>>2398371
I'm sorry! Curse my mind control fetish, I couldn't help myself!

Will you ever forgive me, anon?
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Isn't Nanaki a skinny ginger faggot?
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Man there are a lot of new people here tonight. At least make an attempt to lurk for a while before posting ignorant shit.
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>>2398384

BATMAAAAN
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>>2398253
>>2398302
Same place as always, Anon.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.
html
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>>2398365
This is a My Little Pony board.
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>>2398336

Hardly. The Doric, Ionic and Corinthian orders were from Greece, and the Tuscan order was Roman, and was more or less a copy of the Doric order the Romans said "It's ours so it's unique!"

Also, you should know Pegasi are Greek in origin, which would make it easy to presume that Cloudsdale is supposed to be based on Greek architecture.
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>>2398318
Yes, but there were differences.

Look at the pillars in this shot, they are certainly Roman as they are very thin and bear no decorations on the capital. Unlike Greek pillars who always bore extensive decorations.

Also, the building we see here stands on a platform, which is an other indicator of Roman architecture. The Greeks always put their buildings on the ground, without any stairs leading up to a platform

Tourism major here
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>>2398376
Is that him in the wolf shirt?
>tfw you look exactly like that, except shaved with a better haircut and better clothing
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>>2398381
I second this. Especially with Shining Armor.
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>>2398335
Will he just sit there, will he thrust in and out, or will we team up on the mare and give her a taste of her own medicine?
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>>2398408
>Shining Armor
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>tfw Rarity is a slut
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>>2398386
Thanks, I'll get back to you next time you're in the the thread.
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>>2398395
ERROR 404
HELP I NEED WAIFU
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>>2398415
Yes. Twilight Sparkle x Shining Armor clop.
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>>2398418
>le feel when broken tables XD
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>>2398358
>>2398368
>tfw LK will use Ross' horrid visage in Renne Quest
PULLING ALL THE STOPS
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>>2398403

Doric Columns were unadorned at the top and base and usually fluted on the column itself. And Doric columns were Greek originally, the Tuscan Doric was just what they called it when the Romans used it.
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>>2398429
>clop
>>>/mlp/
I agree there needs to be more incest
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Are we being raided by /mlp/ or something?
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>>2398414
He eventually realizes what's going on, and directs his flow to be transported into her bladder instead.
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>>2398444
Why do you say that?
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>>2398435
But Doric columns increased in size at the bottom

The Tuscan pillars stayed the same width, like in the picture
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>>2398437
Definitely. There are hardly any good TS x SA clopfics or art yet.
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>>2398449
Oh. I thought we were going to tackle her to the ground and pissfuck her.
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>>2398444
nice trips
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>>2398312
Seriously, guys, explain this I'm interested.
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>>2398429
>clop
I dont even know why people call it that. Hooves clopping together while a anthro horse masturbates like a human? Come on.
Everyone here knows stallions masturbate by slapping their cocks against their bellies until they cum.
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i am the mack daddy of hemlic county
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>>2398458
>What is E3
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>>2398458
some faggot was bored at E3
decided to put a MLP sticker on the product wall like a dumbass brony
thought he was funny so took a pic on his camera and through it up on the internet
probably he was alone and getting weird stares so he shuffled away in shame after that
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>>2398472
Isn't there a 3DS showing today?
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>>2398424
Huh, really? Here's the links to the images then, if that helps. They're too large to post, though there might be a cap of the right size elsewhere, let me know if you can't access these and I'll go dig it up.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%203%2C%20
Part%201.png

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%203%2C%20
Part%202.png

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%203%2C%20
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>>2398467
I don't know, but everyone calls them clopfics anyway. It's just a fandom thing. If enough people do it, it doesn't even have to make sense.
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>>2398453
Then again, Tuscan pillars were smooth and didn't bear those grooves

I'm pretty sure you can't base anything on those images from the show as they are full of contradictions of styles.

They are still Romans in my headcannon though
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>>2398477

Indeed there is, hopefully it'll salvage the the previous nintendo conference with more paper mario, weegee mansion and maybe some monster hunter.
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>>2398485
Hopefully anything at all.

>Nintendoland
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>>2398456
Do go on...
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>>2398478
I'm guessing that did the trick from your silence, but here's the cap some anon made of it all in one image.
>>2395454
>>
we ultra ded
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>>2398456
She quickly picks up on what's going on and redirects both her urethra and yours to his bladder instead, forming a new loop.
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>>2398521
No ponies. Only dreams.
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>>2398496
Well as good as all that pissing might feel, you're probably starting to get tired of it. The stallion on the other hand, just like mares more than human men. So when she steps into the open to watch you two go at it you'd tackle her. While you positioned yourselves she'd get soaked with urine, but neither of you really care. He'd take her pussy and start thrusting so he could enjoy the feelings of sex and taking a badly needed piss at the same time. While he did that you'd just stick it in her mouth.

Eventually she'd get her fill and let you two return to your lives while she lies reeking on the floor.
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>>2398521
we end not with a bang but with a whimper
it was nice knowing you anon
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>>2398524
Realizing he can't outsmart her by magic, he casts a spell that blows her stall door off its hinges.

Ignoring you, he enters her stall and mounts her roughly, breaking her concentration and thus canceling the loops, allowing him to release the contents of his bladder within her.
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>>2398532
>implying I won't look her up next week after that empty feeling inside becomes too much to bear
>>
we ded
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Any news on the Derpy toy?
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>>2398551
It's inside my ass
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>>2398287
That does sound like something TAW would say.
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>>2398312
is this pony crossing for the wii u
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>>2398543
>implying you wouldn't talk to the stallion and find out that the two of you live only a few houses apart
>implying he wouldn't take her back to his house where the two of you make her into a piss slut who exists to serve both of you
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>>2398562
But mocking him its le fanny XDD
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This was one hell of a night.
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>>2398555
and how does that make you feel
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>>2398578
Ableist
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Would mlpg be up for some shazbot in a couple hours?

LK is usually home then and plays a couple games.

I haven't really touched the game since the raider update, so there's so much that's still new to me.
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>>2398577
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>>2398577
> hollow sounding
> male OC allicorn dragon fuckstain
> infinite cum
> zomg magical cum, maek everybody fuck

Wow

The only difference between us and Ponychan is the amount of fucking in these Mary Sue greentexts y'all write.
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>>2398538
Eventually, she fills up and starts overflowing onto the floor, producing a large pool in the stall.

After he finishes, and leaves her heaving for breath in a puddle of urine, you take the opportunity to mount her, emptying yourself in side her as well.

The splashing of piss against the floor tiles intensifies as she too lets go with you still inside her.

After you finish emptying your bladder, she is still going and you are feeling very horny. Instead of pulling out, you begin to thrust in and out as her piss flows around your cock.

Finally, you cum hard and empty your balls inside her as well.

Feeling much refreshed, you leave her panting on the floor in a steaming pool of piss and semen. She started it after all.
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>>2398582
There was also some zerg changeling stuff in the last thread, but someone else will need to get that.
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>>2398581
I've been here. Been preparing stuff. I'd be up for some fast though, always am.
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>>2398312
http://www.ponibooru.org/post/view/194370?search=E3
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>>2398186
Back.

I'm quite upset.
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Homestuck has a canon tulpa.

how does that make you feel?
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>>2398604
I could care less
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>>2398604
Oh shit, I didn't think of it like that before now.
Minorly amused.
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There ever been a pone version of this?

All applejacks
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>>2398607
>Could care less
>Could
So you do care.
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>>2398604
... Like that series should have died like two years ago?
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>that feel when Rarity quest just makes you want to live your life with Rarity
>that feel when you are actually feeling feels for a cartoon horse that isn't real
>that feel when you will never be witness to her embarrassment at the hands of her parents
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>>2398604

*fart*
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>>2398618
>that feel when you've legitimately imagined life with horses
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>>2398616
>Hussie in charge of being concise
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>>2398618
>That feel when Pinkie and PinkieQuest Anon have been cast into the void, never to be heard from again
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>>2398629
Who?
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>>2398625
I know I have.

Quite honestly... Im okay with it. Its nice >feels
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>>2398625
>that feel when sometimes you imagine that you're a pony to get yourself through the workday
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>>2398611
> minorly
> minorly
> minorly
Do you mean "a little" or UNDERAGE BANNED?
> amused
> amused
> amused
You know, combined with MINORLY it sounds an awful lot like "SHO FANNY Xdddddd" for the Tumblr set. Maybe you should go there.
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>>2398619
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>>2398625
Imagining horses is 4 fags I'd rather be in Westeros
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>>2398629
Wait who?
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>>2398625
Every fucking night
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>>2398643
>Gotta fart superbad.png
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>>2398644
>Go to Westeros
>backstabbed by all potential waifus
>the other waifus like Ygritte all die
>the only few waifus left are Arya and she's underaged
Fuck
FUCK
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>>2398643
> gangrene skin
> PEPSI logo
> Nanaki faggot hair bead
> farted by worst pony

Yeah

The fact someone will get off to this is legitimately upsetting.
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>>2398484

>your headcanon is WRONG!!!!.jpg
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>>2398648
>tfw you would answer That Feel
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>>2398639
is that as bad as imagining living with yourself-but-a-pony?
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My little pony~

My little pony~

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh-
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>>2398650
>Fighting for something other than glory and the thrill of killing
>Not eventually ending up owning a large, stone manor and splendid gardens
>Not settling down in the Riverlands, taking a commoner girl as your waifu, your love becoming stronger as the days go by
>Not raising your children as good, strong young men
>Not having your home sacked for your past sins, your children vowing to avenge your death

Do you even medieval fantasy
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>>2398665
a psychologist would probably say that's a little narcissistic but I think I can feel ya dawg
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>>2398645
>>2398635
Was going to link you to Aspirant's Pinkiequest archive on the offchance you're not just playing along, but all the urls I could find for it 404.

It... did happen, right?
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>>2398665
You mean like a ponified rule63 version of yourself?
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>thread's completely dead

Huh, that's weird, usua-

TAW's posting isn't he.

I can't escape.
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>>2398683
exactly!

...I have issues, huh.
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>>2398676
>Fighting for something other than glory and the thrill of killing
Tell that to the Cleganes
>Not eventually ending up owning a large, stone manor and splendid gardens
A very small minority ended up like this - you would most likely become one of the large amounts of serfs seeing as you were never trained to fight successfully by a Master at Arms from childhood
>Not settling down in the Riverlands, taking a commoner girl as your waifu, your love becoming stronger as the days go by
Hohoho god, the Riverlands? Someone clearly hasn't read the books here
>Not raising your children as good, strong young men
That would be neat
>Not having your home sacked for your past sins, your children vowing to avenge your death
Not fleeing with your waifu to your nearby bannermen who will pro-OH WAIT IT'S THE FUCKING RIVERLANDS
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>>2398685
TAW and endless reams of pony fuck-muck.

And we wonder why no one comes here any more.
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>>2398685
Y'know, constantly bitching about him is far more annoying than he could ever hope to be
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>>2398688

>ERPing with TAW pony

hhhnnnggg
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>>2398680
Oh, I thought you meant like, anons from MLPG

I know that feel man...they've just ceased to exist ;_;
It would have been nice to maybe have them in the same world, awkward human interactions between the two rarely, or even just a nod

Oh well, we'll just have...to move on
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>>2398688
If you're good looking I don't see why not.
That would be kinda like living with your pony twin.

Btw. are you gonna quest tonight?
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>>2398691
>TAW and endless reams of pony fuck-muck.
These are one and the same
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>>2398692
Well, good news on that front because if my choices are either a thread filled with TAW or no thread at all, I think my choice is clear.

Thanks, I can finally leave.

Have fun with your whatever MLTG
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>>2398711
>MLTG
>My Little TAW General
I want out
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Who the fuck is TAW?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>2398710
TAW injects so much of his fetish I'm surprised we aren't all pregnant.
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>>2398691
>fuck-muck
What's fuck-muck?
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>>2398715
Writefag that's been here for a few months
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>>2398715
Mono you joker
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>>2398708
given the reception and bitching last night, no
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>>2398716
Good choice
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>>2398718
What's his fetish then?
His stories seem pretty vanilla most of the time.
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>>2398643
this is the worst thing i have ever seen
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>>2398716
I'd do the Applejack on the left, the Dr. Hooves guy on the right, maybe the Twillight cosplayer if I were a little tipsy and really wanted to finish inside someone I didn't respect.
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>>2398729
Wings thank god, at least someone here will write about them
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>>2398719
I assume he's talking about the fetish greentexts and similar stuff.
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>>2398724
What bitching?
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>>2398722
I see

>>2398723
Joking? I've steered clear of these threads for a few months, only popping in occasionally.
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>>2398733
>being bi
>not pansexual
Non-stick is just too naughty for me to have anything else
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>>2398731
You've never seen that picture before?
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>>2398731
>It's the first time he's seen that
Man you havent been here long.
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>>2398735
Well, wings are sexy.
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>>2398729
TAW likes hollow sounding, prostate stimulation, fragrant semen, mind-altering semen, penis-pumping, forced magical orgasms, pheromone mindfuck, and allicorn transformation.
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>>2398691
I'm even considering moving back to deviantart or tumblr. I'm just not sure what the point is anymore.
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MOI LICKLE ORKEEZ
MOI LICKLE ORKEEZ

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2398739
TAW has been here since like, October at least
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>>2398737
Ah, yes. They are pretty awesome sometimes.
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>>2398745
I know, and there's never enough content
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>>2398742
Non-stick what?
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>>2398738
about erp in general (even though it's not) and also directed at me specifically
>>2398737
those aren't me
>>2398750
march '11, writing since like octoberish
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>>2398715
Jesus Christ Mono, you just pop in at the most random times
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i used to wwonder wwhat
friendship
i used to wwonder wwhat
friendship
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>>2398750
I guess I've never really noticed him then. Oh well.
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>>2398756
>march '11
Oh gosh same as me
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>>2398745
DID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?
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>>2398754
These saucy devils
Just look at that non-stick surface, unf

Going pansexual was the smartest move I've ever made
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>>2398750
Yeah, I remember when he put out his first fics on clopfic directory. Although I think that was before he started calling himself TAW. I remember suggesting that he come up with better titles for his fics.
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>>2398760
DO NOT EVER POST THAT PICTURE AGAIN
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So we're doing cosplay crap now?

That's pretty rufus.
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>>2398760
When I looked down the list of friend-off contributions, I was surprised at how many names I didn't recognize.

Fanfiction authors are basically invisible to me.
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>>2398760
What kind of post is that?
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>>2398770
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>>2398772
> Fanfiction writers are invisible to me.
Well shit, that's just an engraved invitation for larceny.
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>>2398756
I don't know who's been "bitching", but I'd just ignore them.

The NMM thing yesterday was quite amusing, and except for not quite agreeing on what the story should be about, I didn't see much bitching by the participants.
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>>2398766
O-oh my.

Just imagine your skin rubbing against that smooth surface

I need to go lay down for a moment
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>>2398756
>March '11

how have I never noticed you before jesus christ

>>2398770
>>2398775
>>2398777
what was that?
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>>2398772
There were some that I didn't recognize either, like Knight.

Then again, I'm absolute shit at remembering names
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>>2398746
Most of those seem pretty vanilla as far as this fandom is concerned.

No scat, vomit, farting or diapers.
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>>2398312
What's this? A professionally produced FIM game? What isit? Where's news for it? Is it an actual game or just a girly dress up thing?
Goddammit MLPG!
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>>2398777
you monster
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Hey, MLPG
HEY, MLPG
HEY YOU MLPG FUCKS

You want your daily dose of exaggerated teenage bullshit?
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>>2398798
sure

anything's better than what we're on right now
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>>2398796
> implying they aren't just a sponsor, like the ENERGIZER logo to the immediate right
> implying they aren't just getting "the brand" out and "present" in a sea of "unwashed neckbeards"

Yeah
Try again, fuckass.
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>>2398786
Imagine just pouring some oil on them, making their black surface perfectly slick.
Just think about how good it would feel to turn them over, and have the oil run off that slippery surface, leaking onto your skin.

O-oh gosh, I think I made this one blush
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Would you hate me if i made an OC pony /mlpg/
>popular tripfag
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>>2398810
I would.
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>>2398810
yes
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>>2398810
Very likely.
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>>2398810
Yes. All OCs are terrible by default.
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>>2398810

The last time I was involved in making an OC pony, fluffy pony happened.
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>>2398810
yes
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>>2398810
Why would I care?
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>>2398810
why the fuck not we still worship taw
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>>2398808
>O-oh gosh, I think I made this one blush
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>>2398808
JJ pls go
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>>2398810
>implying anyone who isnt legitimatelly autistic gives a flying fuck if you create an OC as long as you dont spam the thread with it
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>>2398810
>tfw you've already made an OC
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>>2398810
yes. faggot.
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>>2398810
As long as it isn't pony-shaped.
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>>2398785
there were a few people who didn't like how it went
and only one person seemed happy with it
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>>2398810
I already have one playing in my head

I don't dare to talk about it on here though
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>>2398837
I made an OC. Nobody seems to hate it that much, but I don't do much with it.
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>>2398810
>Hate
Only if it lead to stupid bullshit in places where I can see it.
Might lose some respect, but if you're worried about Anon's respect, you might want to re-evalute your priorities.
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>>2398845
I was happy with it, too
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Well okay mlpg, thanks. Here have some hanging pone
>popula tripfag
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>>2398848
FUCKING TULPA
GET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE
GO TO A DOCTOR, GET THAT SHIT REMOVED
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>>2398853
I wish there was a back version of this picture
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>>2398853
> air-drying their mare cracks for another intense fucking lately

Come on, you know it's going in that direction eventually. Just get it out of the way.
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...so since we're dead...

...What would happen if you played D&D or LARP with the CMC?
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>>2398845
So was I.
I'm not gonna complain just because not everything turned out exactly the way I would have wanted it to.

It was still amusing.
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>>2398856
Me too...
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>>2398845
I was unimpressed with fellow anons picking NNM / Luna AGAIN
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>>2398868
Pretty much this.
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>>2398858
>they got all wet because you peed inside
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>>2398878
Would've been Twilight if it was up to me, but I thought it turned out pretty well.
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smack
smack
smack
smack
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>tfw taking a shit with the door open when no one is home
This is true freedom right here
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>>2398893
>tfw when you're living alone and never need to close the bathroom door
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>>2398893
>tfw not living at your parents anymore

freedom all day every day
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>>2398885
No, because I never finish outside a woman. Ever. She can kick and flail and say "I'm not ready for another baby, this is just a swing session-" and all she'll get is jet after hot jet of thick rich cum.

They always thank me later, which is flatly hilarious to me.
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>>2398881

What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2398893
>tfw you fall asleep while taking a dump
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[Goodmorning] MLPG!

I hope you have a wonderful day! I know I will!
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>>2398893
>nobody is home
>close door anyway
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>>2398909
meh
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>>2398901
>tfw moving back to parents because no money/job/plans at the moment
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>>2398892
Oh my, that's an old one. I'm still bugged by the artifacts surround the text.
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>>2398808

Non-stick is a fucking slut.
Cast iron master race.
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>>2398913
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>>2398915

I know your pain.
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>>2398920
would you still lick it? even with all that hair?
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>>2398915
failure in life general?
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>>2398915
Truly it is Hell.
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>>2398919
Eugh, Cast Iron is so damn heavy though

Get that fat fetish shit away from me, I'll stick to my perfectly clean and dazzling Stainless-Steel waifu thank you very much
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>>2398915
I feel so so sorry for you.
I mean, I dont hate my parents, but I couldnt live with them anymore... I already go insane when I visit them over the weekend
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>>2398919
man at least spoiler that shit
I'm at work and I nearly got a boner
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>>2398909
This song never fails to put me in a good mood
Never
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>>2398933
Woops, forgot my pic
Just look at this beauty
So clean
So perfect
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>>2398933
Non-stick FTW.
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>>2398925
You have to ask?
The way a nice clean bush feels when I bury my nose while going to town in it, Goddamn. The whole experience isn't quite the same without it. The slight alkaline tang, the scent, the warm firmness on my tongue lapping and licking at it -

Every boner.
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>>2398941
Until you fry something in it, and have to spend 5 minutes scrubbing it to get rid of all the charred crap.
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>>2398947
>Every boner
Ha, maybe for you
I fucking hate hair that gets caught in my mouth or between my teeth
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>>2398941
>not having a titanium pan imported from germany
what are you all poorfags?
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>>2398909
I woke up this morning aiming to finish the picture I was working on last night. It was going pretty well, I had a really good feeling about it.

But the cruel light of day has revealed it is in fact terrible.

I need to start all over again.
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>>2398941
>>2398919
I prefer copper bottoms.
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>>2398952
You could floss your teeth with her public hair.
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>>2398941
>>2398933

Sure, your waifu seems clean and shiny now.
But Stainles peaks early and it's all downhill form there.
While my cast iron waifu will stay pretty for decades.
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>>2398948
Mmmh, but that's part of the fun
It's delicious, seeing how filthy she gets, how she lets down all her inhibitions and has no shame in showing herself in all her dirty glory
Then you get to spend even more time, rubbing her, cleaning her, caressing her.
Stainless steel pans are simply the most naughty
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just sayin

this is really fucking stupid
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>>2398966
Oookay.
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>>2398959
i always knew you were a bit saucy LK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIr2GlNoGGA

Comeon everypony, sing along!!
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Why aren't you using desktop ponies right now?
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>>2398971

>Not wanting to fuck cookware.
It's almost like you want to be forever alone.
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>>2398961
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>>2398983
I LOVE SINGING
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>>2398983
Too bad it's a terrible song.
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>>2399011
I'M READY.
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>>2398971
>not being pansexual
Check your privilege, scum
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>>2399011
We dead as a mothafucka.
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>>2399011
I would ravage that pony harder than any of the mane 6.
Just sayin.
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>>2399014
How would you react if your pan waifu asks to fry your sausage, MLPG?
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>>2399011

Sigma was here, Delta is a faggot.
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>>2399011
What are we going to learn about today, Miss Cheerilee?
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let's talk about ponysex for a moment
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>>2399039
Today we'll be studying anatomy and the equine form!

This is one of my favorite subjects, to be sure to pay close attention!
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>>2399043
>Implying we aren't all the time
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Let's post images
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>>2399053
of ponies sexing
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>>2399066
Of course
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So how did you fuckers react to >>>/wsg/
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>>2399066
If she uses her own tea "water".
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>>2399047
What is an an-anat-Anatom, Miss Cheerilee?
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why is this thread turning into cherrilee
all of you wanted to fuck your teacher
dont lie
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>>2399081
This better not be another piss thing
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>>2399093
you are telling me you wouldnt drink a pony piss
you are absolutely scandalous
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>mfw reading A Clash of Kings after everyone kept saying that HBO are fucking shit up left right and centre
>mfw they were right
UNEXPECTED
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>>2399083
Anatomy comes from the Ancient Greek ἀνατέμνειν, anatemnein: ana, "separate, apart from", and temnein, "to cut up, cut open".

In short, it's what you'd find inside if someone cut you up!
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>>2399091
Cheerilee is the only pony I wouldn't fuck. She's too... nice.
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>>2398983
>the first 15 seconds of piano
Shit, that sounds so much better than the generic synthpop afterwards as much as I like that too

I'd kill for an instrumental along the lines of that opening
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>>2399104
your penis needs training
we begin at sundown
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>>2399104
>that feel

I just want to be friends
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>>2399115
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>>2399104
Cheerilee is sweet and kind
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>>2399119
don't worry
penis will be back before dinner
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>>2399103
But I don't want anyone to cut me up!
We won't get cut up, right?
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Which pony is most likely to do something stupid that wipes the raid
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>>2399117
you are telling that you dont stick cock up your friends?
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>>2399126
That song is so underrated.
It's one of my favourites I think
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>>2399133
you know who you are and you shouldn't be talking
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>>2399078
Whoa >implying it won't be a second /gif/

Any other new board?
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>>2399093
Of course it is!
After holding it in all day, she would open the kettle and let flow, filling it to the brim with nice dark yellow pony piss.

She would then boil it and use it to serve tea, with her own special personal flavor.
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>>2399135
I know who I am, but I don't understand why I shouldn't state my opinion, as correct as it may be?
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Time for ponies you would rather befriend than fuck?

I wonder how much Rarity would fuss over me as she helps me prepare for a date with pone waifu
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>That feel when you could probably be an astronaut if you had any ambition beyond watching cartoons all day.
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>>2399130
Pinkie
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>>2399144
Basically any of them, aside from mai waifu.
I think they'd all make great friends.
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I would kill for a non-watermakered version of this image
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>>2399148

Straightbow Dash is best Dash.
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>>2399139
But
That would be gross
Drinking pee is gross
You're gross
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>>2399154
PONYMONSTER
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>>2399154
Sorry, got to watermark these things or people might steal them.
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>>2399144
AJ, she's my favorite horse

But to have a relationship with her? Naw, she's too much of a bro. I'd just befriend her and help her out on the farm if needed
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>>2399144
Sweetie Belle. She's just so cute!
Fancy Pants - because he's awesome, and male.
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>>2399091
None of the pony's expressions hold a candle to Cheerilee's

It's part of what makes her the best pony.
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>>2399154
go to her dA and ask nicely
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>>2399167
I bet the jews did this.
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>>2399160
It's mostly water, you know.
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>>2399154
>perfectly fine picture
>ruined by a fuckugly watermark

Every time
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>>2399170
I think Pinkie would like a word
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>>2399170
Wait that was not the image I wanted. That image is fanart and has a terrible face.
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>>2399168
But what if SHE developed feelings for YOU?
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>>2399170
>cheerlie on a swing

what is this feel
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I've just been accepted into an MA program. Before you know it I'll be Dr. Chistery.

Do you think Twilight will ever go back to Canterlot U to finish out a doctoral degree?
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>>2399168
How would AJ help you prepare for a date with your horse waifu, though?

Rarity's tastes may not match Twilight's so much, but Twilight would at least recognise the effort I went in asking for help.
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>>2399179
Pinkie is over the top and not believable. Her expressions lack depth because they are just paper-thin lolxdsorandumb. Cartoonish. I'm not complaining, because it IS a cartoon, but they just don't have the expressive realism that makes you connect.
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>>2399178
>her dA
>in tiny font at the bottom of the screen
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I just said I wouldn't fuck her. I still love her.
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Which pony is the adorablest
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>>2399187
AJ_doll_advises_Spike_on_love_letters_artist-TheWeaver.jpeg
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I bet Derpy would be great for sex
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I don't like Cherilee. She is boring.
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>>2399194
But not in a romantic way then?
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>>2399186
isnt the MA just a masters degree?
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>>2399192
>repeated the entire length of the picture
>>>/dA/
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>>2399199
My nigga. I like her voice though.
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>>2399195
We just went over this! It's Cheerilee.
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>>2399195
Sweetie Belle!
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>>2399198
I think you are right. She'd enjoy it on the simplest level.
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>>2399203
Yes, but that's step 2. Step 3 is doctoral work.
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>>2399209

It's not.
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>>2399182
Friendzone

Though if she was too devastated by this I might give it a shot, for her sake

>>2399187
I don't need AJ for that honestly. I could still ask another pony if it's really needed, but I think I'd be able to prepare on my own.
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>>2399195
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>>2399198
Yeah, that iron ass!
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>>2399208
>>2399199
>Dislike Cheerilee
>Too "boring"

Bronies pls go. You have a /b/read.
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>>2399212
Will it be in a useful degree?
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>>2399195
I've just noticed I don't have the :3 picture
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Guys, guys, listen.
What if
What if we
What if we remove AJ from the show and replace her with Cheerilee
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>>2399232
That would be fucking awful. AJ is my second favorite main six.
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>>2399199
Still more interesting than Fluttershy.
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>>2399232
Why replace her? Cheerilee was a main character in the Core 7 series. Core 7 refers to the seven main characters of 3.5.
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>no one here has mentioned best ponies to any of these questions so far
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>>2399236

A pile of horse shit is more interesting than Fluttershy though.
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Cherilee is an ugly boring pony with a dumb voice and a stupid cutie mark and is just awful all around and I'll bet she smells bad.
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D-day was 68 years ago
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>cheerile NTR
Is this even possible? I mean who would big mac be even jealous of?
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>>2399242
>Google core 7
>Intel shit comes up
>mf
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>>2399246
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Ross gave me a WIP of his newest picture
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>>2399225
Answer Unclear. Ask Again Later.
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>>2399249
Himself?
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>>2399245
>dumb voice

I can't ignore this
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>>2399144

These three right here.
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>>2399252
http://mylittleponycollecting.com/my-little-pony-trivia-the-names-of-core-7-ponies/
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>>2399217

This nigga knows what's up.
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>>2399243
THAT'S NOT RARITY AND TWILIGHT
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>>2399265
>responding to plebe taste trolls at all
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>>2399265
Because you know it's true?
And I'll bet she's a diaper fetishist and I'll bet she loves black licorice.
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>>2399246
In two months time my granddad will have been shot in the knee while he was splayed out after being knocked down by the blast from a tank shell impacting a few years away. The bullet will have traveled down his leg and out of his backside.
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>>2399243
Kierz you are best bro.
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>>2399249
Is such a thing even possible?

Yes it is.
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>>2399243
Where is AJ?
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>>2399273
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>>2399273
I said best ponies! The plural!
Not one best pone and one average pone, gosh
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>>2399270
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>>2399280
>a few years away
>that feel when you're killed by a time-travelling tank
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>>2399277

>Plebe tast trolls.
Thats a bit much, you don't know that they like Rarity.
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>>2399278
But Pinkie is the one that wears diapers. It was in this show!

MLPG has creepier fetishes than diapers anyway.
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>>2399285
Patricians gotta stick together, man!
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>>2399287
I actually saw one of the episodes of this show the other day, god this guy is a nutjob
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>>2399311
> creepier than diapers
Oh shit
No no no no no
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>>2399311
Are you telling me that you'd indulge Cherilee's diaper fetish?
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>>2399269

God, the art-style was so obnoxious in 3.5. And to think all the toys they're making are based on molds for this.

I wonder what the toys during 3.5 looked like. Maybe they were still using G2 molds.

I wish Hasbro didn't hate money.
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>>2399309
>killed
No he lived, or I wouldn't be here. He was 18.
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>>2399320
Defensive vore fetishist detected.
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rose
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>>2399333

Says the Anon who probably spent the last four hours talking about peeing into someone else's bladder.
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Anybody wanna Shazbot?
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>>2399325
>not loving your waifu regardless of her flaws

Look at this disgusting, unfaithful faggot and laugh.
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>listening to Mumford and Sons - Little Lion Man
>Rate yourself and rape yourself
And here I am again, stuck in MLPG

Thanks you guys, for eternally ruining this word
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LET'S PRAY A GAME.

EVERY LURKER MUST POST A PIC OF HIS FAVORITE PONY, STAT!
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>>2399339
> peeing into someone else's bladder
Uh
I don't think that's how it works
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>>2399326
http://cashmoneylife.com/chrometophobia-fear-of-money/

>mfw this is a legit phobia
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>>2399339
>peeing into someone else's bladder.

wat

I don't even get what you could mean by this.

Is it one of your personal fantasies?
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>>2399333

>He dosen't know that the creepiest fetish is Missionary position with the lights off for the sole purpose of procreation.
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>>2399341
You Shazbot players really should get in the Steam group or something

It'd make it much easier to coordinate gofast times
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>>2399309
Why I laugh
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>>2399347
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>>2399344
That was a test. How can you say you love your waifu if you wouldn't indulge her diaper fetish? You're okay, Cherifag.
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>>2399350
You missed out on a wacky thread
Don't read any of it
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>fetishes
>that feel when wingfags were fucking vanilla compared to now

Fucking fart and diaperfags in the general now, what the fuck happened? You guys really condone this shit?
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>>2399318

You can tell everything you need to know about him from two factors:

1. that he's willing to appear on an Alien Conspiracy-Theorist show, and

2. his hair.

Now, I'm not saying he's CRAZY...

...but he's crazy.
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>>2399381
No diaperfags here
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>>2399347
> favorite pony
Okay.
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>>2399381
>tfw you're a wingfag
>tfw you're readily accepted as normal now
I almost miss when we were almost reviled
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>>2399347
Alright.
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>>2399391
Actually, I am, I just haven't been part of the discussion because pony sex disgusts me. You furfags -- and worse, diaperfurs -- are a menace.
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>>2399381
Wingfags were vanilla from the start. There's nothing at all creepy about wings. Wings don't turn anyone off. They just do nothing for most people.
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>>2399399
very bad pony
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>>2399347
I like this one the most.
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>>2399414
no you don't
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>>2399414
You are a terrible person

I hope you step on a lego
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>>2399395
You were reviled? I don't recall seeing any hate for it, just people whining that there's never anything done with it.
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>>2399363
Probably. I'll see about doing that soon. I'm a member of it, but I've never once joined the chat or anything. Asking in here has done okay thus far, but I feel it might be heading towards Hats levels of obtrusiveness.
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I'm almost convinced that the fart/diaper shit is the same guy trying to "bring down the general", consider oldfags would have tried to push these fetishes waaay before now.
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>>2399381
>Fucking fart and diaperfags in the general now, what the fuck happened?
Someone been spamming them since /mlp/ was made whole year now.
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>>2399347
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your a oldfag
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>>2399347

Panka is best pony no matter what colour she is.
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>>2399434
>your
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>>2399433
worst pony
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>>2399434

YOU'RE a towel.
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>>2399424
I used to get a lot of shit when I accidentally left my trip on to discuss wings with the other wingfags

People seemed dissapointed
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>>2399427
I've been here for the past 12 hours or so (oh god what am I doing) and I haven't seen either, apart from that one pic of Twilight farting that no-one really responds to. What's setting you guys off all of a sudden?
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>>2399442

Best griffin, though. Which we both agree is better than ponies.
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>>2399425
>hats levels of obtrusiveness
>implying anyone discusses hats in the general
I was more suggesting it so it would be easier for you folks than as a result of annoyance.
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What is legionnaires' disease?
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>>2399449
No.
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>>2399434

Where's my oldfag Anon.
YOU SAID I HAD AN OLDFAG
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>>2399453
it is annoying though
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> that feel when Rose ignores you
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>>2399449

>Gilda starts purring
>gets embarrassed that she can't help it
>she starts purring harder when you tell her it sounds cute.
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>>2399434
on January
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>>2399468
i proceed to slap her about with my dicks
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>>2399465
what a feeling
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>>2399460

I don't believe you. I think you DO like griffins.
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>>2399465
>that feel when you're probably the same guy as "hurr durr draw pretty wings"
You're approaching sentenal tier levels of clingy
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>>2399481
Gilda is the one MLP thing I prefer humanized.
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>>2399481
Griffins are for faggots.
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>>2399468
This doesn't have a patch on the tsundere Gilda and you spotting each other down the gym greentext.
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>>2399453
People used to, and >>2399463
[VVS]
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>>2399453
Hats chats got a little annoying back in the early days of the server. Never really all that bad, but agreed, setting up shop on Steam's probably better for all involved.
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>>2399479
we are hipsters who are being dependent on her
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>>2399487

She makes an incredibly sexy human. And almost all of the humanizations out there are quite fetching.
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>>2399497
Like I said, it doesn't annoy me - no apology necessary
You bought a server for MLPG; if anything, we should be thanking you.
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Would you feed the CMC Chemical X and let them beat the fuck out of Mexican teenagers?
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>>2399481
I want to wrestle with a griffin. I get the impression it would be a lot of fun.
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>>2399511
That image of Gilda is perhaps the hottest one I've seen.
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>>2399495

No, it doesn't. I just thought it'd be cute to see her get embarrassed at a crack in her "tough-girl" exterior... and then kind of excited that you don't mind her armor not being totally impenetrable.

I like thinking of her as very tender and loving when you're alone, and willing to fuck anybody up who messes with her or especially you.

>Go to a pub with Gilda
>get roaring drunk
>she breaks a guy's nose for calling you a wuss
>the rest of the night is spent cuddling on the couch when you get home
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>>2399529
Someone post the topless side view. That's the best Gilda.
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>>2399524
>Get torn to shreds
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>>2399535
>Walking down the street with her.
>Someone shouts "LIONFUCKER".
>Gilda mauls him.
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>>2399154

I tried
here you go
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>>2399529

Aaaaaamen to that. Although I do like this one. Just the look on her face and how she's trying to pull down that too-short-for-her skirt.
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Oh god someone please post Sammy waifu
All this talk of human gilda has me rock hard for her
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>>2399538

>that feel when almost no porn of human gilda
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>>2399548
Thanks! it's perfect
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>>2399548
Great job!
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>>2399538
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>>2399542
You know, not seriously wrestle, just play-fight, like a big dog.
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>>2399547
>LIONFUCKER
>not knowing about Griffon
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>>2399562
Yeah.
That's easily my favorite Gilda.
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>>2399553
I like that one, but the realistic art style of that other Gilda makes it easier to picture her existing out there, somewhere.

I'd go up to her and ask to borrow her lighter because mine won't ignite. Then I'd spark up a conversation with her, idle chit chat, that sort od thing.
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>>2399575
>Excuse me, have you got a light?
>Here you go.
>Thanks. So..... DO YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY? ITSH A COUNDACULTURE ON DA INTERNET CAWWED BWONIESH.
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>>2399575
>ask for lighter
>spark up a conversation
Hehehe
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>>2399591
Who knows, maybe a fiery relationship will be kindled.
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>>2399587
> spaghetti begins emerging from every crevice
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>>2399575
>how big is your dick?
>"umm what"
>fuck off
that's how it would go down. your not masculine enough for her.
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>>2399587
>Are you kidding, you fucking dweeb? I LOVE IT! PINKIE IS MAI WAIFU! FUCK ME NOW.
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>>2399591
>>2399599
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>>2399607
You can't deny that Gilda is smoking hot.
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>>2399599
Maybe if you weren't such a flaming faggot.
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>>2399613
I am going to have to douse your incorrect opinion with fact.
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>>2399613
Ouch that was a sweet burn
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>>2399604
>No way, really? I fucking hate Pinkie Pie smile pony can eat my ass. Rarity is best pony.
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>>2399612
>>2399613
>>2399622
>>2399591
>>2399599
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>>2399602

She's an alpha who's into alphas. Persistence would be enough to grab her attention.
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>>2399635
hooray!
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>>2399629
Well, then she'd just punch you out.
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>>2399575
>>2399591
>>2399599
>>2399612
>>2399613
>>2399622
>>2399626
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>>2399646
:D
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>>2399602
> that feeling when, without hesitation, I'd drawl "seven inches and girthy."
> that puzzled, curious, leery look from Gilda
> "Never done a human before."
> "... Before?"
> That smirk, leaning for a kiss, "*Before.*"
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>>2399648
It would be quite a hotly contested issue, wouldn't it?
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Nigger please go.
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>>2399661
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>>2399640

>lesbians can be turned straight if the guy's hot enough
>cuckolding everywhere

Honestly, Jay Naylor is only slightly above Ross in my book.
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>>2398983
No, really
what
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>>2399675
>thinking dash is a lesbian in the first place
see that's where you gone full retard
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>>2399675
Honestly, I'm more offended by the Applefaggotry.
And I don't mean AJ.
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>>2399671
>>2399678
>>2399661
>>2399674
>>2399651
>>2399641
>>2399635
>>2399686

Is there any reason you're doing this? Go bother the fluffy pony threads. They love you.
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>>2399684

Only fagots are into lesbian dash.
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>>2399675
> cuckolding
Man
Nothing makes me sadder
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>>2399684
Jay Naylor implies that RD is a lesbian, that's what he is getting at.
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>>2399666
Satan u alpha nig +1 lik
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>>2399640
>five colour rainbow
But that's wrong.
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>>2399682
what
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>>2399689
It happens all the time. We are used to it by now, some people even beg for his dumps because they want the thread derailed from a topic they don't like.
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>>2399682
>that name
>implying he's 18
>implying he's not a consolefag from MW3

It'd be even better if it was ReMiiX II Sn1peZz
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>>2399684
one of his previous pictures has Dash checking out Mac saying maybe guys aren't so bad after all or something
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>>2399689
maybe he's just posting like Gayburn for no reason or wanting to be attention whore
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>>2399690
>>2399684

S'what Naylor does.


>>2399708

Where the fuck was he when all the pissing talk was going on?

Useless fuck.
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>>2399675
>implying it isn't possible to be bisexual
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>>2399682
> ellipses everywhere
> needs to underscore how STRAIGHT they are
> comma splice in second line
> leaving a YouTube comment on an iPhone
> gamer handle UpAnDdOwN uSeRnAmE

WHAT.
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>>2399723

Sure they do.
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>>2399711
WRONG
He's only got Black Ops gameplay on his channel
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>>2399711
>ReMiiX II Sn1peZz
>that feel when you know people with names like this
>they're serious
FUCK
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>>2399725
Youtube commenters in being completely retarded shocker.
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>>2399723
>motivations
>for doing this
lel
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>>2399733

and I'm saying they do.
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Fucking cheese filenames
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>>2399744
>leaving the colours next to twilight
why
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>>2399535

I do kinda like this take on Gilda, as fun as the tsundere/alpha/bitch Gilda can be.
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waiting for my favourite cheese
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>>2399767

They'd better have Venezuelan Beaver cheese.
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>>2399761
> implying she wouldn't scream at you to finish and spurt from your teeny tinkle-winkle penis
> implying that won't spurn you to keep thrusting harder, longer, faster
> implying she won't scream as you get the deepest parts of her just right, all the while barking for you to MAN UP MAN UP MAN UP
Implying, of course, she won't collapse in a heap beside you after, idly circling her fingers on your chest, murmuring, "My man ..."
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0-1 LP's
2-5 Vidya
6-9 art
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>>2398983
Awesome.

>The official version as released by Hasbro.

Really? When?
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>>2399731
>He's only got Black Ops gameplay on his channel
10/10
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naylor may be really fucked in the heart but he can draw some really good genitals.
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If you like Pinkie, even a little you're my nigga.
If you don't like Pinkie you're still entitled to your opinion.
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>>2399780
>pull out a cigarette
>light it, take a long hard satisfied drag
>"Where the fuck is mine?"
>"Fuck you Gilda you know the rules, no sharing of food or cigarettes."
>"...cunt."
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>>2399744

Stop making excuses. Useless fuck.
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>>2399789

...thank you.

I'm not fond of the way you kill threads, but in the interest of politeness I'll thank you this time...
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>you people still haven't filtered his filenames
cum on step it up
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>>2399822
>thanking him

What topic made you desire his derailmentations?
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>>2399828
but I like cheese
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>>2399828
>filtering people

Ultra casual, just ignore them.
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>>2399828
do you have a formatted dictionary of cheeses you can post
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>>2399845
my little sister says she doesn't like cheese
but then she eats pizza
I don't get it
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>>2399803
>>"Fuck you Gilda you know the rules, no sharing of food or cigarettes."
Oh god
I can't stop laughing
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>not spamming the fluffy pony thread

it's like you don't want thaem to make fluffy nyx gore for you
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>>2399844
>implying MLPG has the capacity to ignore that
Fuck, I'd rather they filtered him
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>>2399845
I once knew someone who doesn't like cheese. He doesn't like milk either.
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>>2399859
Pfft! Girls, amirite, MLPG?
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>>2399862
I had a relationship like this with a girl who was a bit of a Gilda.
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>>2399780

>"I love you."
>"Mmh..."
>she scoots closer, laying her head on your shoulder as she runs her ringers through a patch of your chest-hair

>Gilda doesn't ever say "I love you."
>She doesn't think she has to.
>you know she loves you
>Don'tcha, dweeb?
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>mfw bronies actually like Nyx
Is it just me or does the sight of her repulse anyone else?
Like, she actually looks bad. Ugly. I wouldn't mind it so bad if she looked decent, disregarding what she's from, but fuck.
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>>2399859
I know a guy that hates onions and won't eat food if he knows onions are in it. But he eats ONION BHAJIS.

When someone finally bit the bullet and asked him, he started looking really panicked and assumed that "onion" was an Indian word and didn't actually mean real onion.
>>
Someone post the picture of Nyx getting shit on.
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>>2399899
No one like her, which is why this spam exist.
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>>2399899
yeah she looks awful, especially with the glasses and headband
I like cheese though
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>>2399902
> Onion doesn't mean onion
> hate hate hates something
> ends up loving it when he doesn't know what it is
And this is why you need to stamp out picky eating habits when they're five.
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wait a minute
don't tell me pony is afraid of penis
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>>2399896
HNNNG
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Why are we Nyx now?
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>>2399899
I think how she looks like she's wearing glasses is cute

The rest of her can burn
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>>2399834

Not the one we're on. I wish he'd been here when we were talking about watersports... but I have concede thanking him for bumping up the Venezuelan Beaver Cheese was the polite thing to do.
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>>2399915
best cheese
>>
ur a faget
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>>2399929
Because he wants to shit up the thread, for reasons unknown.
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have you washed your penis today?
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Do you have any ponefag friends IRL, MLPG?
Do you know each other's pony waifus?
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>>2399924

Well miss 'won't get off the table' seems to enjoy penis.
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>>2399948
>that feel when favourite cheese is ultra mature super strong cheddar
>but you do love a bit of brie
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>>2399902

>the Indian/Paki restaurant suddenly turns into an Italian Buffet
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I'm curious, why would bronies waifu nyx when they could waifu NMM, the real fucking deal?
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>>2399958
>Paki
I will call the plod on you, you yobbo.
>>
mane your system is a bit flawed
Sure, you derailed us from whatever unsavoury topic you disagree with, but you have a fundamental problem of continuing on for too long

Take now, for example - we aren't talking about...whatever it was beforehand, but instead are now talking about you and cheese. This is almost as bad
You should stop when the derail is successful
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>>2399950
One dude at school likes the show, but that's about it. Does meeting people from here count?
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>>2399960
NMM would kill them and then rape their corpse, and Nyx is cute and open for cuddles.
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>>2399969

Sod off, you git, I calls 'em what I wants.
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>>2399974
who have you met from here you slag
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>>2399950
Yeah, one of them started watching with me when I mentioned I was going to give this piece of cancer plaguing the internet called "My Little Pony" a shot to see what the fuss was all about

The other gave in to curiosity after seeing us both talk about ponies

First one waifus Applejack, second one waifus Fluttershy. They both know I'm a Twaifufag
>>
There's a girl in my college class that inadvertently revealed she likes the show, hates bronies/fans of the fandom, and knows the difference between a brony and a ponyfag.
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>>2399974

>meeting people from here

You were at a meetup?
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>>2399974
>One dude at school
High school confirmed?
God I hated that place.
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>>2400001

>2400001

Oh thank god


>2400000
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>>2399989
>>2399994
If you call Sanguinius stopping by for pizza and booze on his road trip a meetup, then I guess?

>>2399998
I call uni "school."
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>>2399993

Why isn't she pregnant with your spawn yet?
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>>2399982
Oi now don't get lairy, son. You're a bit of a chancer if you get uptight with me.
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>>2400012
You're doing it wrong

>>2400000
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>>2400016
when i masturbate nothing comes out :(
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>>2399993
I swear you mentioned this a couple weeks ago
I thought you were going to go make first contact?
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>>2400025
Sounds like a Problem.
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>>2399998
>>2400001
either side of gets
thank god
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>>2400015
You know everybody in you uni class?
I probably know less than 2% of them
Small school?
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>>2400026
I have, sort of. I want to discern if she's an ACTUAL ponyfag or if she just knows the distinction for some reason.
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>>2400033
can you help me chistery
i hear you have many penis
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>>2400034
You know, MLPG never gets very excited over gets anyway
Check my butt
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10 more images!
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>>2400026
Oh, and I mentioned it when we were still on /co/.

Seems like the days are blurring together, Anon.
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>>2400044
Dunno, this sounds more like a plumbing problem. Maybe you need to get your prostate examined.
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>>2399971
you're right

I'll be in the shadows if I'm needed! mane away~

Promise me...promise me you'll light a torch for me in the end of it all, MLPG.
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>>2400015
>tfw you will never have pizza and booze with drawfags
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>>2399486
that wasn't me, but she said she drew some pretty wings a months, in the class, but never posed~~
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>>2400062
but how
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>>2400058
Wow shit, that long ago?

And you still haven't porked that?
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>>2400086
> but
> butt
Well, you're halfway there.
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>>2400078
Translation of this please?
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Who the fuck is this mane guy?
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>>2400100
Mufasa?
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>>2400073

>tfw you will never sesh with LK.
Life is so cruel.
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>>2400078
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>>2399780

>my man

>that feel when you'd give anything to hear a woman say that
>and double it if that woman was Gilda
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>>2400114
Quite a lot of the Britfag tripfriends/artists/streamers live close to me. I'd be up for a sesh of pizza and beers with them.

But they don't know me.
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>>2400097
>>2400115
Jesus guys, what are you, new? It just random bored troll.
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>>2400096
>>2400096
chistery please
i want to impreganant you
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>>2400126
Where abouts are you anon? We all seem to congregate around London and the South East
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>>2400119
> that feeling when you write a feel totally out of your depth and Gildafags seem to like it
Huh.
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>>2400127
>his english is left wanting
>HURR DURR NEWFAGS
>HE TROL U
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>>2400136
Hampshire.
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>>2400135
That's not going to work too well, champ.
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>>2400127
By that logic, Japanon is a troll too
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>>2400150
YOU BROKE THE PATTERN ANON
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE DIFFERENT? WHY CAN'T YOU BE LIKE ALL THE OTHER BRITFAGS?
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>>2400152
WHy do u have such a tiny head, Chisty?
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>>2400160
IF WE IGNORE HIM HE WILL GO AWAY
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>>2400114
>>2400126
>tfw I would like to
You guys are fun.
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>>2400144
>>2400153
Prettywings' guy english is more or less decent. That post was just plain horrible attempt to imitate something... I don't know.

And why are we meta,anyway? Post ponae.

> that feel when no pony pictures at work
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>>2400177

>implying
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Roulette?
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1-3 Keep working
4-6 Keep working
7-8 Keep working
9 Pone forever and screw work
0 An hero
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>>2400196

That sucks, man.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=mkpzgLz8aOE

holycrap
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>>2400166
Long-term roid use does that to a person.

captcha: stuffed ponesin
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NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>2400181
You started the meta by claiming newfags. Why do that? Newfag is a silly term to use outside of /b/ or /v/. Plus we were just joking at his expense.
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>>2400185
YOU GUYS ARE FUN.
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> You turn into a griffin and then you turn into a horse repeatedly.

Pick your fate mlpg

http://mochakimono.chipx86.com/agen2.html
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>>2400194
You are never allowed to post that ever again. I'm supposed to hate Chrysalis.
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>>2400222
> Your breasts, if any, scream permanently.
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>>2400222
> The sun shifts to noon-high and glares brightly and then you remember everything you have forgotten permanently.

Oh god no. That's truly Hell.
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>>2400222
> You grow a pair of white feathery wings and then you become slowfooted for a week.

MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY
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>>2400222

>You get a free wish and then you are filled with overwhelming peace and joy for the rest of the day.

Oh, no....!
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>>2400222
>You die instantly twice
Welp.
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>>2400222
> Your mouth turns beige and begins glowing, then you become inexplicably aroused.

Hey, it'll be just like when I wore braces!
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>>2400222

>You turn into the opposit gender. A strong wind picks up.
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You become inexplicably aroused twice.
>Every hour on the general
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>>2400222
>Your ass begins attacking you and then you become inexplicably aroused for a week.

Just an average week of getting assblasted and then aroused on MLPG I guess
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>>2400222
>your ass feels icy cold and the walls bleed around you permanently

huh
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>>2400222
>The sky is gray and overcast repeatedly.

I didn't know I was moved to Britain
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>>2400222
>You turn into a unicorn, then you go blind, and finally you punch the first person you see.
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>>2400222

You turn into a lizardfolk. It is warm and misty outside.
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>>2400222
> You become more intelligent, then you are filled with arcane energies, and finally you turn into a horse.
I'm Twilight motherfucking Sparkle niggas
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>>2400263
>Your ass explodes.
It'll be like when Yamino started causing shit all over again
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>>2400222

> You turn into a lizardfolk, then you turn into a bird anthro, and finally you turn into a griffin.
Well fuck.
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>>2400222
>Your left leg has an orgasm and then you feel frightened for the rest of the day.
Neat
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> It is chilly and frosty outside and then you grow a pair of white feathery wings permanently.

Oh god yes
I can finally thrust into a woman the way I've always wanted - with WING POWER
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> You turn into a lizardfolk.
Well that was uneventful.
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>>2400292
> your left leg has an orgasm, you feel frightened for the rest of the day
That seems ENTIRELY APPROPRIATE.
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>>2400222
>Everybody in the room but you turns pale blue and becomes stronger, then you turn into a horse.

>turn into a horse
>everyone is the same colour as Dash
UH OH
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>Your hair grows fur for the rest of the day
MY HAIR HAS HAIR
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>>2400222
>you turn into a cat, then you turn into a unicorn, finally you have an intense orgasm.

Huh. But what color unicorn?
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Where the new horse at?
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>>2400311
> unicorn
> intense orgasm
So ... maybe a horngasm?
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> Your ass has an orgasm for the rest of the day.


Juust another day on MLPG
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>>2400315

But, I love you MLPG.
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>>2400315
New horse has been outlawed.
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> Your ass has an orgasm.
Fucking sweet
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>3 trip/name faggots
>no horse
SANDRAKERS
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>Your head explodes for an hour.
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>>2400348
>>2400348
>>2400348
>>2400348
>>2400348
>>2400348
>>2400348
>>2400348
>>2400348
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>You are wracked with pain from head to toe, but only for a few minutes.

God damn it.
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>Your ass becomes stronger, but only for a few minutes
Time to challenge Derpy with my new boron buttocks
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>>2400222
>Your right foot explodes and then you become undead for a week.
Well shit, what do
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>>2400388
Limp.

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