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My Little Pony General
High Society only edition.
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Last Season's horse: >>2389825
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Which pony do you want to adopt and raise a filly with
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>>2393311
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What the FUCK kind of name for a restaurant is In and Out?
Did they even think of all the jokes?
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>>2393337
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>Rarity

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=X6YLAmKFpRM#t=121s
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>>2393337
>METAL BOXES
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Can any Eurofags here tell me what currency is shown in the chart on the right panel?
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Reposting because I love attention.
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>>2393346
>which pony do you want to adopt and raise a filly with
>adopt pony
>as a couple, raise another pony

I'm pretty sure that's unethical
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>>2393365
Maybe they were not a pervert like you, shitty football team fan.
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>>2393341
she looks like a dirty hobo
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>>2393365
Like this?
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>>2393393
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>>2393393
Looks way too flat, but nice.
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>>2393335
THIS THIS THIS
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>>2393391
That's called a Pound you uncultured cretin. It's common knowledge outside of Europe.
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>>2393400
>what is adoption
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>>2393408
Soon we will see a food establishment called Sam and Ella's...
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>>2393393
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>>2393417
Yeah, I'm not too keen on coloring.
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>>2393424
thanks
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>>2393391
>murrkan education
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>>2393438
Or the Raw Dawg.
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>>2393341
Her hair will explode into curls and she'll cheer right up once you make her come.
Do it, faggot.
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>>2393303

>now you have to spot her with an erection, hoping to god nobody's paying attention to you
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>>2393438
>tfw there were a Gallagher Chiropractic and Pho-Q in your city at one point
The "Rusty Skillet" didn't last as long.
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>>2393391
>not knowing the pound sterling symbol

You should. It's worth more than your pitiful USD.
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>>2393450
Why would they tell us what other currencies are?
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>>2393400
You're reading it wrong. He's not saying [Which pony do you want to adopt] [and raise a filly with], he's saying [which pony do you want to] [adopt and raise a filly with].
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Who has the marker?
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>>2393468
Well sure it's going to be worth more if there's less of it in the world.
Enjoy being poor.
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>>2393485
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>>2393468
>>2393470

They don't even teach us the METRIC SYSTEM unless we're in a science class. Why the hell would they tell us about other currencies?
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>>2393361
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>>2393494
>United Kingdom
>Poor

What planet do you live on?
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>>2393506
earf
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>>2393504
>gay estrus
>anal winking
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>>2393497
Oh my.
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>>2393456

>Pinkie is addicted to human cum
>withdrawal makes her violent and angry
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>>2393494
Let me just grab my Ethiopian birr so I can get millions of dollars because there's hardly any birr in the world.
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>>2393512
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>>2393517
That was the weirdest fucking story.
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Kudos to those who can make a fapfic about hir.
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>>2393494
That... that's not how currency and economics work.
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Would you go through Iron Will's training course to become assertive and make your waifu fuck you?
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>>2393540
And the guy just walked out on me. I know he didn't have experience writing that kind of thing, but at least give some warning before you leave.
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>>2393564
>hir
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>>2393570

>implying i need assertiveness training
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>>2393564
>hermaphrodite
>no balls

0/6000 wouldn't fuck called the police commit sudoku immediately
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>>2393570
WHY ARE THERE NO IRON WILL FEELS AND GREENTEXTS
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>want to draw porn
>too shy to look for references
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>>2393570
My waifu doesn't look very happy with a decision like that in that picture.
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>>2393521
Well, fuck, I'd just have to keep her pleased.
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>>2393562
Kill her?

Sure
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>>2393570
>Implying I need to be any more assertive.
I could get all the bitches I want.
I just choose not too, because I am a gentleman and will save it for marriage.
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>>2393600
maybe its futa ya dummy
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>>2393602
If you're too shy to look for refs then how are you gonna draw it?
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Can someone explain to me what this is?

http://pastebin.com/4cWrETaf

All I get are two squares I can drag around.
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I'm surprised no one is freaking out over me making this thread.
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>>2393564
Oh?
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>>2393601
>They're made
>Iron Will is the next Trixie/Luna
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>>2393602
How... how does one be shy using google image search?
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>>2393570
>That feel when you're the only one who thought PYHD was high tier
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Fuckin last time she calls me a dweeb...
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>>2393564
the hooves are the most retarded thing about this
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>>2393645
But Iron Will is a genuinely amusing character with some semblance of a personality.
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Rainbow dash would be better with wings removed. That way her name "dash" would make sense since she can dash on the ground. Stupid writers.
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>>2393648
I think almost everyone loved it.
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We done with the Gilda feels already? I was really, really enjoying the idea of teasing during sets.
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>>2393648
I thought it was best 2.3 pone episode.
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>>2393648
It was good, I'd say it's tied with Hurricane Yellowautism as her best episode.
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>>2393458

>she sees you have wood
>when it's her turn to spot, she gets a little closer - but only just enough that nobody else in the crowded gym realizes what's going on
>her crotch is inches from your face
>you can smell her sweat, and the scent of a healthy, wanting woman
>"Whassamatter, dork? You look... distracted."
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>>2393665

It was pretty good, Rarity and Panka stole the show.
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>>2393662
Fucking A, you people are out in force tonight. Maybe I should just go to bed...
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>>2393662
Is that railgunner? Does he even still draw pony art?
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>>2393662
>"You aint got no wings, Lieutenant Dash."
>"I know that, Hooves."
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>>2393662
You're an idiot
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>>2393657
Really?
The fact that the pony has two genitals isn't the most retarded thing?
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>>2393645
>making him out to be your husbando
>not making him out to be Randy Savage selling tips on how to be Randy Savage
I shoo be doo, shoo shoo be doo
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>>2393458
>>2393684
I can't believe you revived it you fucking superb people.
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>>2393699
No, just another copy-cat.
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>>2393701
>Read it all in his voice
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>>2393667
>>2393684
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>>2393662
You can dash in the air.
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>>2393711
It's nothing new, especially on 4chan
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THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT RARITY'S GEM-ENCRUSTED DILDO
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>>2393684

>Gilda
>Working out
>Sexual teasing
>Sweat

This thread was made for me. I love you, anon.
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>>2393646
I don't know...typing it just feels so wrong.
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>>2393722
Thanks for answering one question, but what about the other one?
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>>2393699
If he does, it's under a new name; if he doesn't... well, his copycats are better anyways.
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>>2393726
>Derpy and Dash in Nam.
>Derpy gets shot in the ass.
It bounces off harmlessly, but she yelps anyways.
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>>2393684

>you forget to actually press
>"what's wrong, ya little bitch? too weak?"
>she moves even closer, practically sitting on your face
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>>2393693
I don't mind, they're tied for my favorite pony.
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>that feel when little to no human gilda art
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>>2393745
IT'S SHARP AND POINTY AND CUTS UP HER VAGINA EACH TIME, BUT SHE JUST CAN'T STOP.
IT'S DIVINE...
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>>2393769
>>2393746

>And now facesitting is rearing its head

Oh lord, yes.
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>>2393757
He doesn't draw pony anymore from what I can see. He seems to do everything else, such as Moomins and Adventure Time.
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>>2393753
No one will know except Google.
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>>2393745
It makes her go Wahaha on her wahaha.
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>>2393769
>the wafty aroma of her sweaty cooze fills your nostrils as though you had inhaled water
>she laughs as you try not to choke
>"Can't handle the sweat, can you you little wimp?"
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>>2393759
>chrysalis vore

Goddamnit. Why can chrysalis just be a bitchy pony that's nice and caring to her people but a monstrous love eating whore to everyone else?

The "lel I threw your waifu in a dungeon" kind.
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>>2393778

Why the hell would you need human Gilda art?
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>>2393570
I don't need assertiveness
I've always fallen into the role of perceptive and critical, so people do what I ask without me having to fight with them about it.
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>>2393781
>One day she walk in on Spike gnawing on it.
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>all this human talk

ew gay
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>>2393813
>dat almost cameltoe
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>>2393807
>she lowers herself slowly
>her intoxicating scent is all you can focus on
>she sits on your face
>loses her balance, coming down with full force on your unsupported head
>your neck snaps and you die instantly
>your body goes limp, your arms dropping the heavy barbel weights
>they come down sharp on her kneecaps and cripple her for life
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sorry it's late, and that it's not that good. there isn't much Gilda cosplay to begin with.
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>>2393825
>"B-But it looks... so... DELICIOUS..."
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>>2393770
My super nigger
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>>2393832
>Haunt her crippled ass.
Best end.
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>>2393841
But, Snarky,>>2393813 IS Gilda cosplay.
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>>2393759
It's still going.
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>>2393778
>Little to no
>Gilda human art

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
PFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>2393849
>>2393770
Miles, Kierz, you are ultrabros.
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Who is you most favorite and least favorite pone?
What is the worst episode for your favorite pone and best episode for least favorite pone?
Best: Rarity
Worst Rarity Episode: Look Before Your Sleep
Worst: Fluttershy
Best Episode: Putting Your Hoof Down
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>>2393769
>>2393807

>"Five more reps. Do it."
>those five reps are the hardest you've done, as you force yourself to concentrate through the scent of her right over your face and her quiet taunting
>move the bar back into the rack
>quickly nip at the fabric of her gym-shorts before she has a chance to move away
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Best Just and Mexican Pony?
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>>2393849
>>2393770
Tied for second best for me, behind this cutie.
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>>2393793
Man everyone just seems to move onto Adventure Time when they're done with mlp huh?
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>>2393795
>Google records everything you do
>Days later, in China:
>"Hey, Liu Xiaong Bao, check out what these wacky fucking barbarians are looking at on the internet!"
>"Is that a tiny horse?"
>"Ha ha why yes it is, comrade! My sister says they make them back in Shandong prefecture."
>"I must go to Shandong. For research purposes."
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>>>/wsg/

Neat.
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>>2393849
I want to pick one to waifufag, but I know that the other one would be devastated.
What should I do, Anon?
;_;
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>>2393832

>it was all a dream
>she nudges you in the ribs with her foot
>"get up, fatass, we're going to the gym."
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>>2393828
Yeah, let's talk about how one of the producers is obviously a goat. Why else would the human call their children kids instead of foals?
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>>2393887
Adventure time is decent, but I think it tries too hard to be "hip." I liked Flapjack a lot more.
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>>2393884
Sweetie Belle is the retard sibling. Rarity is hotter, smarter, more talented, more motivated, a better singer etc etc

And I dont even care that much about Rarity
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>>2393870
Who're Miles and Kierz?

>>2393884
What a weird coincidence, Sweetie Belle's in my top three too
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>>2393909

choose Rarity, obviously.
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>>2393902
>front page has moot saying to keep gifs worksafe
>thread right below it is a porn gif thread
MY SIDES ARE GONE
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>>2393940
I-I don't know if I can...
Push me over the edge.
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>>2393912
>Gilda the iPod thief
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>>2393909
Pick Rarity.
Pinkie's mine.
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>>2393909
They are such good friends that they don't mind sharing.

>Rarity will never have you for the day
>Pinkie will never show
>"Hey, I thought it was MY turn to have Anon." says Pinkie
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>>2393835
>filly porn
Where did they even get that?
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>>2393887
I went to gamecenter cx
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>>2393962
>He doesn't know Disco
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>>2393873
>Who is you most favorite and least favorite pone?
Marshmallow Song and Yellowautism.
>What is the worst episode for your favorite pone and best episode for least favorite pone?
Cutie Pox, Hurricane Fluttershy.
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>>2393952

she's waiting for somebody.

she's waiting for you.
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>>2393873
>That feel when pone and episodes stolen out from under you.

Best: Pinkie
Worst Pinkie Episode: Baby Cakes
Worst: Rainbow Dash
Best Rainbow Dash Episode: the one where she's in the hospital and sneaks in to steal the book
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>>2393952
Just imagine the cute little fussy noises she'd make while you fucked her in the asshole.
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>>2393952
Too late. You're clearly not meant to be a Rarifag. Go waifu the dumb pink one.
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>>2393879

I-I'd like t-to hear about h-her armpits
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>>2393935
>Sweetie Belle's in my top three too
I can tell you're a man of wealth and taste.
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>>2393981
>the one where she's in hospital

Read it and Weep?
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>>2393873
Dash and AJ
MMDW, and TLR
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But Pinkie Pie knows about the government conspiracy :<
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>Barbarians
>Not Capitalist Pigs
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>>2393985
>She turns out to be a changeling
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>>2393835
say what you will, disco made the best AB "meh, Mac's is bigger" face.
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>Decide to see what CT's up to
>after a couple links stumble upon this
Hmm
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>>2393993
>she lifts the barbells off of you as your arms nearly give way
>she gives you a high five
>"You did it you dork."
>she raisers her arms into the air to celebrate for you
>her armpits, smoothly shaven, are on full display
>they glisten in the artificial light of the gym, the sweat twinkling as yet more sweat seeps out
>she catches you staring
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>>2394016
>pinkie holds regular pinkie parties parties with her changeling friends
>everyone turns into pinkie and parties
>this confuses anon greatly
>the amount of people mistaking changelings for pinkie is unsettling
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>>2394016
>That's Our Changelingbro.
~Que classic jingle.
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>>2394010
China's version of communism is a lot like the old Russian one -- it's primarily a vector for Chinese nationalism. The Marxist bits have been glossed over by now in the state ideology.
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>>2393835
>Sweetie Belle is the only pure and innocent one

Sounds about right.
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>>2394039

Never thought I'd hear the word "sweat" and "twinkling" in the same sentence.
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>>2393835
>Filly
>Ostensibly Twilight on the box

What
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>>2394023
>>2393985
You people are so mean. Pinkie's not stupid, she's just crazy.
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>>2394046
TWILI
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>>2393982
>>2393979
>>2393960
>>2393956
Welp, there goes the last of my self esteem.
Fuck you all, I'm a rarifag
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>>2394023

>>2394039

Looks like you've got more work to do, snarky bastard
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>>2394051

>Sweetie Bow

Hnnnnnggghhhhh!!
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>>2393999
I kept thinking "Read it and Sleep" for no good reason.
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>>2394041
>You have to attend every single pinkie party and get to know the real pinkie in order to avoid waifuing a changeling
>Only the most dedicated pinkiefag will succeed
>She planned this
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>>2394066
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>Want to sleep
>But people are greentext about humanized, muscle-y, sweaty Gilda
>Boner doesn't want to sleep
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>>2394090
>Pinkie planning.
Clearly that one is a changeling.
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>>2394054
I never thought I'd ever write it, man. Tis a day of discovery.
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I'm playing pokeman black
Oshawott, Snivy, or Tepig?
I CAN'T FUCKING DECIDE
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>>2394090
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>>2394090
Well, good. She deserves only the most dedicated. I will do my very best.
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>>2394029
I'm tempted to buy this 6-book series
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>>2394112
Smugleaf
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>>2394114
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>>2394112

Oshawott.

then give that smug grass-snake nigger an X-Scissor to munch on.
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>>2394126
This. Or Oshawott, that thing is a cute motherfucker.
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>>2394112
Go with Water:<
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>>2394112
Wotter
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>>2394046
>Rarities father did this to her too.
>>2394103
>This is done with Anon and Rarity.
>"Hey, you got any videos of Rarity as a baby?"
>"Son, let me show you something special."
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>>2394039

>She squirts you with her water-bottle, then tosses a gym-towel at your head

>"Think we could take a breather... cool down a little."
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>>2394112

snivy has nomoves

other two are fair game
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>>2394112
Hufflepuff.
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>>2394112

Smugleaf or revolver oshawott
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>>2394126
>>2394140
>>2394141
>>2394144
>>2394158
>>2394152
>>2394157
Hmm...
Oshawott it is!
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Would you still love Rarity if she had the face of a cartoon hippo?
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>>2394148
>mock her
>"Had enough of the burn, Gilda?"
>she slaps you
>"Hey, dork, don't get out of line with me."
>she smiles anyway
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>>2394175
I'd probably honk her nose.
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>>2394175
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>>2394175
You mean a Yoshi?
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>>2394175
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>>2394194
I think that picture is beyond Yoshi
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>>2394175
I don't know. I legit dumped a girl because she got really fat. I suppose a pony growing a huge nose is like that.
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>>2394147

>"kid, i been living in a house fulla women for years. you've been a godsend. but if you don't get her to squeeze out a grandson or two, i'm gonna kill myself."

>"make sure to film it, too, so we can show it to the kid later. that'll burn the wussy out of him."
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You guys talk about this yet?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wreck-It_Ralph
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>>2394223
wat
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>>2394125
Is it official? I might too.
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>>2394206
That's not furry porn.
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>>2394228
there have been a few /v/ threads over it.

I am wondering how much it cost them to get all those licenses signed off, seeing as most of the profits will be from kids and vidya fans.
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>>2394228
Over on /co/, yeah.
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>>2394233

And it looks good. Unlike the rest of the shit he does.
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>>2394206
Look at her with those balls.
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>>2394209
What if it wasn't her fault? What if it was a curse?
She's still the same Rarity on the inside.
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>>2394233
I think you misunderstood the point of the filename.
That's an example of how well he can draw when he isn't drawing yoshis.
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>>2394209
Ross pls go

Daily Ross-fact: Ross doesn't like real life fat people.
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>>2394228
>Q*bert

yusss
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>>2394233
He's implying Sano is wasting his skill on drawing porn when he could instead be drawing stuff like >>2394206
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>>2394175
I like noel's bony faced ponies with tiny, beady, creepy, forward facing eyes.

They make me think of horses that have evolved to run down the occasional prey and tear into their still living flesh, like what happened with humans.
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>>2394246
What is '/co/'?
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>>2394258
Most fat fetishists don't. It's like how most people into interracial porn are racists.
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>pokehiden
> in charge of knowing how a vagina works
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>>2394212

>"FATHER--!!!!"
>Sweetie Belle overhears the conversation
>"You're gonna watch a movie? Can I watch it with you?"
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>>2394278
0/10
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>>2394277
Primates evolved forward-facing eyes back when they were rodents.
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>>2394285
what the fuck
that's not where it goes
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>>2394285
>pokehiden
>in charge of faces
>anatomy
>art
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>>2394306
>anything
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>>2394185

>she challenges you to a basketball game after the workout
>she makes sure you're looking as she bends over to take some practice shots
>"winner gets to be in charge tonight."
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>>2394303
>>2394277
>Implying evolution.
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>>2394079
>Sweetie Bow
>not Sweetie Blow
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Does this rustle your jimmies?
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>>2394285
>Pokehidden pony porn

Did he ever complete that game?
I need some awkward laughs.
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>>2394303
>like what happened

I never said exactly like.
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>>2394233
is that supposed to be a dick?
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>>2394318
>head out to field
>she is batting
>try to throw a curve ball
>she anticipates the play
>the ball flies right past your head
>"You gotta try better than that, moron."
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>>2394325
Not at all. Fluttershy is worst pony.
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>>2394325
>Jay Naylor
You bet it does
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>>2394318
>Walk over to the nearby stereo.
>Turn this on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
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>>2394325
No, especially since that fox is a guy.[/spoiiler]
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>>2394325
At least there is a reason FS has no nostrils in this one
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>>2394350
... post it to /v/.

NOW.
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>>2394285
>rainbow dash is sure she left her wristwatch in here.jpg
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>>2394350
>halo 4
>an ancient evil has awaken
Thank you Jessy.
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>>2394339
>basketball
>curveball
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>>2394325
No, I don't care about fluttershy.
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>>2394306
>pokehidden in charge of making sexual things cute as fuck
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>>2394352
>especially since that fox is a guy
no shit...
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>>2394354
10^10/10
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>>2394325
>furfag in fursuit
furception
but no its funny in a "i think i missed something, but this is funny to someone" kind of way and naylor is a decent artist
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>>2394325
I... wow I... just can't.
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>>2394371
I'm English and have no idea what the fuck to say other than shit I think I hear in movies and shows.
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>>2394277
>come to equestria
>all of the ponies have noel heads and bony bodies except for the fat and muscular ones
>pinkie comes up to you and grins
>her nearly felid face spreads into a horrific display of bulky teeth that really shouldn't be that sharp
>try and grin to alleviate the horror
>her smiles vanishes
>you scare her more than she scares you
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>>2394365
and add fuel to their already intense hatred? how about you just dont be a faggot?
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>tfw that I have to go to work when it get more interesting

Blah, going to cap the rest.
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>>2394212
>>2394212

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zqJdWL7cVH

I don't think I have QUITE the right voice to match Rarity's Dad, but I did my best.
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>>2394325
Ladies and Gentlemen
The story of Jay Naylor, as told by Jay Naylor
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>>2394348

>suddenly, a one-on-one basketball montage ensues
>shot matched for shot, power versus speed
>trash talking and bring-it-on
>sexual tension

guy-versus-girl sports montages are as awesome as they are predictable.
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>>2394389
Naylor might be an unpleasant person with bizarre political and philosophical beliefs and who can't write for shit, but he can draw a decent horsecock.
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>>2394399
>you are nathan
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>>2394379
nice
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I could could care more about the dress
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>>2394350
i enjoyed looking at this picture. i have no further comment.
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>>2394412
>she goes for the dunk
>you try to block her and collide in midair
>end up on the ground with her on top of you
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>>2394410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OSagT0GvC4
Just to add to the ambience.
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>>2394212
>Rarity dies giving birth to your centaur child
>They are forced to watch it later on
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>>2394432
I enjoy the fact you enjoyed looking at my picture.
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>>2394350
Excellent!
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>>2394409

Drop that last post. That guy doesn't know the difference between Baseball and Basketball.
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>>2394350
What more can I say other than that is fuck as heck? I mean your drawings are no surprise and are more cute than the last
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>>2394450
No, it's funnier this way.
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Would you a horse sexually?
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>Pokehidden thread
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>>2394453

I will murder a small child
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>>2394453
>LE TWILY FACE
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>>2394453
>free to use
>give credit
Yeah, okay, that rustled my jimmies a lot.
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AJ
did you ever post that Dash laughing at a cloud art?
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>>2394399
>Noel ponies
>horrifying

Are we talking about the same Noel?
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>>2394464
I can't say for sure.
But I can't say no for sure either.
I'd hug/cuddle/snuggle one for sure, though.
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>>2394410
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fdFNGzhflz
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>>2394453
Kill me.
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>>2394464
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>>2394398
I don't think anon noticed that you changed the setting
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>>2394472
What if shining armor browsed reddit and cracked the occasional meme joke?

What if twilight browsed 4chan and was extremely annoyed by it?
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>>2394431
I don't give a flying feather about the dress.
>>
Anyone have the cap of Smile's boss? I forgot to save it.
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>>2394436
>you lay there slightly dazed
>"Aren't you going to get off?" you ask her
>"Aren't you going to MAKE me?" she replies dryly
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>>2394439
>not adopting
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>>2394431
CHRYSALIS JUST WANTED TO BE THE SLUTTY MARE IN THE PRETTY DRESS
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>>2394453
I am going to vomit.
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>>2394453
>"omg" faces
>not "inglip" face
>reddit in charge of know where shit is from
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>>2394464
>go to google
>type in
B4EAF24
>report back here
i promise you will never be the same for horse
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>>2394480
I love noel and everything but holy shit they look like fuckin spiders.
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>>2394502

>Not "I'd rather you get me off" with a smirk

0/10
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>>2394453
>part 1
my body is ready
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>>2394379
w-what about me
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>>2394484
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a3nNHB6yiH
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>>2394519
Have you even seen a spider?
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>>2394453
>these facial expressions are actually vectors for use in show

How do you feel, guys?
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>>2394510
>All females just want to get married.
>Changelings are a little more aggressive and showy about it.
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>>2394487
which pone is this?
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>>2394516
>le ps3 face
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>>2394489
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>>2394484

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d4u4SAF5k6

You recognized me!
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>>2394532
You're better at making cute things sexual.
You're the yin to pokehidden's wang
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>>2394519
I don't think you know what a spider is...
Just look at this pony.
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>>2394532
not animated/10
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>>2394532
You never draw anything sexual.
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>>2394544
ms oc.
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>>2394545
>le 3.3 million face
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>>2394532
>Fluttershy's Collar
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>>2394532
But that's not sexual...

Or is it?
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>>2394544
Thats Megasweet's ponysona "White Rush"
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>>2394547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IMcQqqu89j
You recognised me too"
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>>2394502
>>2394525

>"If that's how you wanna play it..."
>you grab on to her thighs and roll over, trying to pin her down and get on top of her.
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>>2394518
Looks interesting.
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>>2394325
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kpU2hW50bL
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>>2394542
>You will never relentlessly pursue your changeling waifu and confuse the fuck out of her
>Isn't she supposed to be doing the pursuing
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>>2394560
>>2394571
>look it up
Not too bad, actually
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>>2394580
>Grabbing onto something with the pressure of alligator jaws.
Oh Anon you fool.
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>>2394585
hue
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>>2394546
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>>2394518
Man, I can never get over the noises that makes.
I'd have to wear earplugs or something when fucking horse.
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>>2394559
>You never draw anything sexual.
girl what
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>>2394571
>ponysona
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>>2394502

>you roll her over and lie on top of her, pinning her wrists to the floor
>"YOU make ME."
>the group of guys waiting to play start yelling at you to "GET THE FUCK OFF THE COURT"
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>>2394532
That's just cute Glitter-kun
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>>2394580
>she grabs your arm and pins you down
>"You gotta do better than that, jelly arms."
>she places extra pressure onto your hips with her own
>you can feel her inner area pressing against yours
>must.fight.boner.
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>decide to check the swedish voices for the CMC
>my visage when they speak, especially best pone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHjEJbXODc
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>>2394614
>>2394626
This thread is going places./
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>>2394605
chowder pls go
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>>2394592
>changeling waifu is a cunning predator
>accepts your advances, drains you of love, leaves you a husk and drops you off at the ponyville hospital before leaving for the next town
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>>2394630
Cherry Jubilee time?
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>>2394497
pls respond
>>
>50.3 MB of anonymous audio files
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>>2394609

GG what is the sexualest pony thing you've drawn
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>>2394645
>autism
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>>2394609
I don't see any porn here.
>>
What does glitter's roommate think of him being such a furry
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>>2394617

>she scoffs and looks at the guy next to the one who shouted
>"Hey Jockstrap! Tell your girlfriend to keep his head shut!"
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>>2394638
>Leaves me at the hospital.
Aww, she cares.
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>>2394637
>Derpy and Carrot Top in the back
Cuuuute
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Take 2
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>>2394609
>rover shows off his new life sized cardboard applejack figure.gif
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>>2394664
She doesn't know he's a furry, she thinks he's a fedora.
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>>2394614
>>2394642
Is it weird that I don't fap to pone but save shit like this
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>>2394638
>You are visited every day by your old pone waifu.
>She knows you were just mind-controlled and taken advantage of by the changeling.
>She loves you enough to replace the love drained from you.
>You are no longer just a husk, and back to normal.
>You and waifu live happily ever after.
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Does bugpone like cake? I got her some cake but I don't know if she'll like my gift
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>>2394665
>"What a bitch." one of them mutters as he walks away
>"What did you call me, bitch?"
>Gilda squares up to the guy
>shit is about to go down
>Gilda looks as you with a playfully dark grin
>what is she planning...
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>>2394664
He is thankful that doors have locks.
He sleeps with his gun.
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>>2394680
Cherry jubilee.
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>>2394680

panka riding a wheelbarrow full of dicks straight up your ass
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>>2394518
>B4EAF24
That's not how you spell B4EB197
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>>2394680
Crackle seducing Spike.
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>>2394680
Pinkie Pie doing a headspin.
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>>2394680

carrot top sleeping on top of a giant carrot
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>>2394636
[NO]
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>>2394681
Fuck I laughed.
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>>2394680
>brain blender activated
>add one earth pony
>mix in that filename
applejack as Graves from LoL
can't think of anything else
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>>2394694
>she realizes to late that this means you have become a changeling too
>you still haven't realized it
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>>2394694
>it was never you at the hospital
>it was another changeling
>waifu is drained of love
>meanwhile you are with your changeling waifu, unaware

Fuckin changelings
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>>2394687
Why would it be?

It's quite normal not to fap to ponies at first.
You'll get there eventually.
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>>2394576

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08TlgyVse4E

Vroom vroom.
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>>2394680
Applejack Challenge pissing for a new car.
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>>2394721
Being a changeling would be pretty baller.

You could live off of your waifu and never take love faster than she could give it.
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>>2394664
if you mean the person who drew those comics, I don't live with her anymore
but she drew furries and ponies too you know
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>>2394727
Nah man, I've been watching this show since March '11. I've got a year long streak.
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>>2394731
>>2394410
>>2394484
>>2394547
>>2394576
Taken just by themselves, the context makes no sense, but these files can be used in many situations.

More please.
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>>2394711
HAHAHA PINCHE MAMON
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>>2394671
>They end up winning
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>>2394731
>>2394731
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04xHyjVtA5o
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>>2394671
>>2394751
Last place always gets the blue shell.
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>>2394724
>>2394721
You guys just can't let anything end on a positive note.
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>>2394745
I had a year long streak once.
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>>2394758
>It hits everyone before they finish
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>>2394740
Except for the part where it would take constant energy to not look like a bug person.
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>>2394775
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>>2394601
>>2394619

>you try to wrestle out of her grip, but Gilda has impressive forearm and grip strength and holds you firmly in place
>she presses her pelvis into your groin and leans over you, her breasts in your face
>"Well? I'm waiting~!"
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>>2394780
the map light
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>>2394745
That's pretty impressive.
Have you started to find ponies sexually attractive yet?
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>>2394784
>hominids with hooves

No.
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>>2394775
>waifu is an entomologist
come at me, nigga
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>>2394775
Maybe it wouldn't be so- >>2394780
Fuck, that would be awesome!
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>>2394740
Plus you can attach a bird to your ass and fly around!
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>>2394784
Nope.
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>>2394797
>waifu is a pegasus
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>>2394792
That's not hominid, that's humanoid. Human shaped, not descended from the Great Apes.
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>>2394797
>Even after they evolved wings, one changeling still does this.
>"I LOVE BEING A PILOT!"
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>>2394793
Your waifu is Fluttershy?
She'd probably be scared of you.
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>>2394784
>iopichio
My body is ready.
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>>2394744
>Fluttershy's Collar
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>>2394804
>Pocky.
>Not Twilight.
Everything is wrong.
See me after class.
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>>2394817
What if pone is descended from great apes
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>>2394807
Wings!
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>>2394836
You already got that, stop whining.
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>>2394644
I'm sorry, what do you need exactly? There was nothing more than a quote from "SMILe's" boss.
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>>2394826
As boring as the Butterfly Migration looks, it's cute that Rainbow went along with FS when she asked...
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>>2394841
Then they'd be anthro
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>>2394826
I wonder how Fluttershy forced Dash to come with her
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>>2394766
That's a hilarious not. We don't realize we are a changeling because the changeling that drained all our love never told us.
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>>2394865
>forced Dash to come
Unf.
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What exactly is "preening" wings?
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>>2394865
Dash is just a good fren
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>>2394836
Every time you ask for it I'm going to delay Episode 3
>>
Anybody wanna Shazbot?
>>
I'm going to fap to anthro as a means of transitioning back to humans

Wish me luck
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>>2394865
She probably threatened to deny her sex if she didn't.
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>>2394865
Probably the same way Dash asked in the Dragon episode. Asking alot.

Only RD caved and went anyway
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>>2394876
(of a bird) Straighten and clean its feathers with its beak: "robins preened at the pool's edge"; "the pigeon preened her feathers".
(of a person) Devote effort to making oneself look attractive and then admire one's appearance.
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>>2394865
>"If you don't come with me, I tell Rarity ever-"
>'WELL LETS GO, EHEHEHE, CAN'T KEEP THOSE BUTTERFLIES WAITING. ihateyousomuch
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>>2394876
cleaning/straightening wing feathers
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>>2394852
I refuse to accept an image of a bracelet.

>>2394880
...Half-Life 2: Episode 3? Go for it.
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>>2394876
Straightening and cleaning the feathers. Shit gets stuck in them, yo.
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Would your waifu still love you if you were a changeling hybrid?
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>>2394886
It'll probably lead you deeper down the hole of furfetishism.
I'll see you at the bottom
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>>2394836
>deafdefiler thinks he can reason with a force of nature
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>>2394876
LOOKIE HERE BOYS
WE GOT SOME NEW BLOOD ON BOARD
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>>2394876
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/preen

Also: pegasus foreplay / romantic activity.
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>>2394865
Loyalty.

Also.
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>>2394695
>applejack's anal adventure
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>>2394916
I like new blood
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>>2394898
>implying it's a bracelet.
Honestly, with a little work you could just photoshop it onto anything.
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>>2394916
Have we broken him in yet?

All new sailors must be broken in or they go overboard.
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>>2394782

one of two options.

>you smile at her pleasantly
>then you slam your head against her nose

OR

>you smile at her pleasantly
>you start rubbing her crotch with your leg
>her exhausted breaths start to get shorter and shallower
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>>2394924
...Please tell me that's not JoelxEllie porn.
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>>2394870
I suppose it wouldn't matter if we look the same. Our waifu would love us and we'd feed on that without knowing it.
No mind-control or emotional vampirism necessary.
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>>2394886
Why would you do that?
Ponies are better.
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>>2394931
1111111111111111
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>>2394933
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/861922
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>>2394933
YOU KNOW IT
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>>2394933

alright. it's not JoelxEllie porn.
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Happy birthday!
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>>2394931
What kind of social retard would pick option one?
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>>2394929
Post horseporn!
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>>2394954
>>2394953
>>2394951
Humanity is so fucking awesome.
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>>2394908
Hybrids in fiction always look good, and she is a very open minded pone.

She'd probably study me write books on the results
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>>2394951
>>2394953
>>2394954
God dammit the game doesn't even exist yet.
>>
Hello former /co/ bronies
I've been living out of my car since the end of the second season. Anything interesting happen in the past couple months? Especially anything related to season 3?
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>that feel when your fetish is dresses but your waifu has no care for it at all
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>>2394958

the kind of social retard who would be going with Gilda in the first place.
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>>2394886
>Transitioning
>Having to transition masturbatory-material wise

I'll never understand you, anon.
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>>2394754

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FyGlOBsWUt

This voice hurt my glands.
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>>2394972
>that feel when your waifu could in fact care less about dresses
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>>2394969
They have a working demo, of course it exists
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>>2394971
S3 is being written by kkat and somber
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>>2394908
As long as my personality doesn't change, I bet Twilight would find me fascinating.
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>>2394929
>>2394916
>>2394925
I've been here for ages, you silly-billies. I've just never understood exactly what preening entailed. I guess I was right in my assumption, though.
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>>2394980
god dammit you beat me to it Anon
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>>2394972
Applefag?
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>>2394973
So you mean the kind of social AWESOME that would be going with Gilda, right?
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>>2394933
We even got some awesome pikmin 3 porn of the new female character.
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>>2394996
That or Dash.

>>2394999
...wat.
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>>2394993
>>
Which Pony would enjoy lifting the most?
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>>2394971
No news, no nothing.

There's going to be a documentary about the next Bronycon or something and DeLancie is involved.
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>>2394973
Actually, Gilda would probably like that.
She'll see it as strength, and get even rougher with you.
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>>2395011
Rainbow Dash.
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>>2394931

>headbutting Gilda in the face
>not headbutting her in the chest and motorboating her.
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>>2395011
Bow F Lexen.
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>>2395011
Ranbow Dash

She even bought a barbell for Spike
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>>2394936
Exactly. Our loving relationship would continue unhindered until the bugspray incident.
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>>2394971
>bronies

So you've been missing since season 1?
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>>2394908
If she knew I was kidnapped and changed and sent back to Ponyville, I like to think she'd be understanding and try to help me resist my impulses.
I think she'd still love me.
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>>2394992
You would acquire a dual octave voice and a strange fascination with calibrations along with your carapace.
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>>2394971
Uh, are you okay or anything...? Living in a car and all
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>>2395011
How's this even a question?
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>>2395011

>not knowing just by looking
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>>2395031
>Rainbow Dash will never smack the back of your head
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>>2395027
>punch her in the cunt
>she involuntarily soaks her shorts
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>>2395011
The Wonderbolts!
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Guys, guess what?

Twilight Sparkle wrote a romance novel about a changeling-pone romance and called it "Sunrise".

Would you read it?
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>>2395011
Dash duh
>>2395053
you cheeky bastard
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>>2395052
>ponies/other things involuntarily pissing themselves

continue
>>
Post your waifu.
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>>2395062
Of course.
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>>2395052
>she then gives you a dangerous smile and slams you to the ground, grinding her soaked shorts against your groin until you feel the wetness soaking through to your skin
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>>2395062
>what are you. say it.
>You.
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>>2395074
I think he's implying she's a masochist.
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>>2395082
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>>2395082
Waifus are for faggots.
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>>2395052
>Wake up in the hospital.
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>>2395093
Nothing wrong with being gay, but that's a husbando.
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>>2395027

>she lets out a very un-Gilda-ish squeak of surprise and leans back reflexively
>that gives you an opening to get leverage on her and roll on top of her again, this time with a better grip
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>>2395062
Read it chagrinningly with the utmost chagrin.
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>>2395082
>Having waifus
>6-6-12
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>>2395061
Cute
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What was your favorite pony's favorite video game of E3, MLPG?
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>>2395082
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I like this pone.

She is small and cute.

Which pone do you like?
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>>2395082
n/a
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>>2395082
My waifu isnt a pony though.
It's Grimes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

Do I bring dishonor?
>>
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/862440

Click at your own risk.
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>>2395105
It's not gay if you pretend it's a woman.
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>>2395120
obvious changeling

the real pinkie has better linework
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>>2395082
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>>2395123
What does Sweetie Belle's hoof smell like? Most of the time?
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>>2395082
I hear many lost their old waifus because of how bug queen stole their minds away.
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>>2395021

exactly. she's an alpha, and she wants an alpha. the two of you have to try and dominate each other. it's your nature.
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>>2395123
I like all the ponies
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>>2395074
>tfw when this turns you on a lot
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>>2395119
The new Need for Speed
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>>2395134

We Rarity cheesecake?
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>>2395082
<3
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>>2395082
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>>2395123
I agree with your choice in pone

>>2395140
Hypothetically? Floor, dirt.
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>>2395132
F-fuck you!
Why is Pinkie always replaced????
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>>2395142
That's not how it works, you're supposed to faithful to your waifu no matter what
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>>2395140
Marshmallows and best pone

>>2395146
All ponae is good pone.
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>>2395123
Fuck you cunt you post this exact same thing every single fucking day.
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>>2395154

Okay.
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>>2395123
I like them all, but Twilight Sparkle and Pinkie Pie more than most.
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>>2395154
>Rarity in a cheerios filled stomach
I CAN'T UNSEE
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>>2395127
I would a Grimes.
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>>2395082
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>>2395170
Exactly

I hope they find what truly makes them happy soon.
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>>2395115
>being east of PST
>6-5-12
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>>2395142
It's sad, isn't it? They have been fully corrupted and enticed away from cute pone.
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>>2395173
>being mad at someone for trying to start pone discussion
ur a fgt
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>>2395013
Involved? With the con or the documentary? And whose producing it?
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>>2395169
Didn't you read about her pinkie parties?

You just suck at spotting pseudopinkies.
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>>2395082
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>>2395201
What if they really love the bug queen, and she somehow loves them back?
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>>2395189
no fuck you she's mine
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>>2395201
>dat anatomy
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>>2395144

>the two of you continue to tease each other until all your sets are done

>she tells you she has an idea how to make the showers a little more interesting...
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>>2395127
>Dat music
>Dat lady

Your honor is secure
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>>2395214
then chrysalis is a lonely and desperate whore
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>>2394978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZIYTAdDYhj
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>>2395140
The dirt in Applejack's pig sty.
She loves to roll and splash around in it when she thinks noone can see her.
>>
HEEEEYY, BUNGALO BILL
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>>2395173
No I don't.

I only post questions about non-sexually every day.
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>>2395214
>changelings discover they can feed off one another's love
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>>2395082
>>
>>2395200
>Living on the earthquake ravaged wasteland of Hollywood et al
>1995
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>>2395191
>filename

Oh u.

why can't you just like her for who she is
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>>2395082
>>
>>2395127
W-who is this?
And why does she make me feel funny?
>>
if anon could into changeling anon would turn into randy savage

if anon wouldn't, he is not anon
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>>2395082
They know I can't choose.
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>>2395204
Damn!
Is this the real Pinkie?
>>
I currently have no food in my house, but I found a enough bits of cheese and two soft taco shells, and are heating them up on my radiator.

How are you spending your Wednesday night?
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>flutterfags
>>
GO TO BED TYLER
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>>2395274
grindan on aion and being scared to play DayZ
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>>2395283
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>>2395274

watching crappy Italian horror movies. but right now, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.
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>>2395270
>wake up in bed
>rub eyes
>turn over
>"Hey handsome."

HNNNGG
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>>2395127
I swear I thought she was wearing an "MLPG" shirt at the beginning.
>>
THREAD 404'D
WHERE CONTINUE THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF RARITYQUEST
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>>2395290
Naw
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>>2395274
Drinkan tea
Sufferan a massive allergy attack
Realizan that I should have went to bed two hours ago
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>>2395127
Shit nigga she kawaii
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>>2395247
>"I FUCKING LOVE SWARMING!"
>"You drew the short carapace, you have to swarm with him this time."
>"I fucking hate this system."
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>>2394708
I wasn't sure what a headspin was but I'll bet dollars to donuts it wasn't this.
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>>2395297
>Hey handsome
>Not breaking out into a good morning song

obv. changeling
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>>2395283
It's... so wonderfully hideous that I can't not save this.
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>>2395319
But she is laying alluringly.
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>>2395297
I'm not even slightly exaggerating: That would be the happiest moment of my life so far, easily.
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>>2395297
>It will never happen
>With anyone
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>>2395299
Either last thread or here. Probably last thread, but there are people in there.
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>>2395325
obv changeling

even romantics are parties with pinkie
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Dream of ponies mlpg
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>>2395319

>♪GOOD MORNING, I'M HORNY♪
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>>2395314
Oh god no
I wanted breakdancing Pinkie not possessed Pinkie
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>>2395290
no
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>>2395327
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>>2395330
The MLPG is the guy on the floor.
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>>2395330
What game is this?
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>>2395297
>tfw my bed's too small
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>>2395362
The Last Of Us.
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>>2395358
obviously
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>>2395362
THE LAST OF FUCK YOU
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>>2395290
I can't go to bed until the rest of us go to bed.

We're a hivemind, see.
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>>2395358
I thought it was the shotgun
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>>2395350
Sorry charlie

I'll try doing the request correctly tomorrow...
>>
test
>>
Well. I guess everyone went to bed.
>>
we ded?
>>
>fetish play with Twilight
>she ruins the mood because the braiding on your whip is inaccurate
>>
dead horse
>>
Old horse finally kicked the bucket, finishing here if that's alright.

>>2395207

>>2395240
>>2395242
>>2395269

>With that mystery solved, you order a different wrap and decide to head home. You've had enough excitement for one day, thank you very much.
>You get to your home on the outskirts of town to find a note taped to your door. The handwriting is poor, but you eventually decipher it.
>"Thank you for playing with us. Sorry about Scootaloo. - CMC"
>You laugh a little as you take the note from the door and head into your humble abode, glad to finally relax today.

>And surprisingly, the rest of the day goes by uneventfully, allowing you to have a peaceful nights sleep.
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>>2395290
i dont want to sleep, i want to look at pone on the internet

yeah

that's pone
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>>2395392
4chan is ded.
>>
Cloudflare ded
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>>2395231

http://vocaroo.com/i/s05FlEugVZvC

I just do this for fun - it'd be fun to get into the industry, although I'm not exactly sure how, and I don't delude myself into thinking I'm amazing at what I do.
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>>2395400
I dont have a problem with it, but it's going to seem much more like spam now when the other post rate is so low.
If people bitch, maybe head to http://mlpg.co/q/index.html
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>>2395400
Huzzah.
And I'll have the cap posted in a moment.
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>>2393298

ded show
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>>2395345
>go steady with Pinkie
>she wants sex every waking moment of every day
Jesus that would be tiring
>>
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29663/3/The-Only-Tears-That-Fall-Are-Red/The-Last-Straw
A NEW CHAPTER OF OUR FAVORITE >FANFICTION
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>>2395400
That was a good session. I like how you handled the wrap mare.
>>
>4chan in charge of working
>>
I can't post images, my browser crashes every time I try.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%203%2C%20
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%203%2C%20
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https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%203%2C%20
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>>2395415
Thanks Anon, I think I missed the last questpost before 404.
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>LunarMare has our flag!
Is this one of you guys?
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>>2395409

just like trying to break into every other entertainment industry. lots of getting shit on for no money.
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>>2395365
This game looks great. It's too bad it's an exclusive. Also the little girl isn't annoying, that actually really impresses me. Tired of all these chucklefucks in MLPG and korra threads saying, "well they're kids of course they're annoying duhhh"
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>>2395225

>she tells you to scope out the shower room
>the women's shower-room
>not a soul inside - it's empty
>you sneak out and tell her
>she pulls you back inside
>by your erect penis
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tyler swarm pls go
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>>2395400
And that's it for tonight folks. Everyone is running out of steam and 4chan is having problems anyhow.

Thanks for joining me, I promise future ones will have more one on one interaction with Rarity. Just thought I'd try something different this time around. Hope you liked/it was worth it.

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>>2395440
Night and thank you.
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>>2395424
>She gets pregnant a lot
>She has all your babies
>Raise a huge family together
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>>2395127
I dont have a waifu. But god damn it that girl is cute as fuck.
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And here we go. Capped.
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>>2395440
Hah, it was fun. Looking forward to the next session. Any idea what time/day?
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>>2395439
>that one changeling is named tyler
>"I'M A PILOT"
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>>2395450
Give in anon.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9ZbbsZyMdQ
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>>2395424
Tiring but awesome.
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haha

time for why.jpg
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>>2395440

Thanks for the quest
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>>2395457
>changelings use their vaginal claws to catch fish
>they then stretch out their necks so they can eat the fish while holding it with their claws
>once they are down the use a claw to pick their teeth
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>>2395437
why would you go to scope out the ladies room shower?
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>>2395426
Thanks! Though I'd be lying if I said she was originally going to make an appearance when I was thinking things out.

Sorta fun to throw a screwball once in a while though.

>>2395456
I don't know what days work for everyone. I think Friday was mentioned, so I'll tentatively schedule for then. 9pm Est or a little later again if that's cool. Otherwise I'll shift it around for more accessibility.

>>2395454
Thanks!
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>>2395466
What kind of OC is that
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You get a pony of your choice to spend the rest of your life with.
There's just one catch: it's an anthro pony

Would you?
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>>2395471

Because she told you to. What - you scared of a little danger, dweeb?
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>>2395474
He is Skyrim, Faggotborn. Couldn't you tell by his mark?
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>>2395466
fus
roh
da fuck?
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>>2395474
A pretty horrifying one
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>>2395466
Man if they weren't landwhales I'd like it.
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>>2395480
I still would, doesn't mean I would prefer it.
It's like asking me if I would watch the greatest movie of all time with only one eye.
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>>2395490
they're inflated with cum
>>
ANTHRO
DJ
BUTT
CLUB
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>>2395480
Why not?

I only hate anthro on the internet, where it's an annoying and weird fetish. In real life they're just people. Weird, alien people, but still people.

And they're kind of cute.

>anthro celestia is still celestia
>the presence of hands may be a bonus
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>>2395466
who is the artists? i like the way he does horse boobs and wonder if he did any normal nonobese pics without his fursona.
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>>2395466
>pregnancy/cum inflation
>teats
>AJ, Luna, Zecora
Aside from that OC, this thing is boner city for me
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Would you threesome a pony if she asked you politely and offered to make hot cocoa for the three of you afterward
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>>2395496
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
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>>2395495
Okay that, if the pic didn't have that I'd like it.
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>>2395480
>anthro chrysalis
>looks more like a night elf than a pone
>cute pointy elf nose

Ja
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>play tribes
>everyone camps out in generator room
>redditfags on other team talk shit whole time
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>>2395501
If someone could remove the oc It'd be pretty good
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>>2395481

>Gilda has a public fetish
>and an exhibition fetish
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>>2395480
>fragile glass eyes
Nope.
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I think I'm getting better at drawing ponies.

What the hell am I doing with my life?
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Would you create a Fluttershy only for a moment?
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>>2395517
I disagree the teats look like shit.
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>>2395504
I guess. Depends on who the third entrant will be.
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>>2395515
It was pretty horrible, especially that dude with the shrike.
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>>2395437
I'm liking where this is going.
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>>2395511
This guy knows what's up.
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>>2395454
Are the other parts posted somewhere?
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>>2395515

>Playing capture the flag.
>Not playing capture the generator.
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>>2395521
Drawing ponies. Seems pretty clear to me.
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>>2395530
So, like, what's the best way to kill those things? Common sense would dictate the doombringer's missiles, but, you know, they seem to suck at that task.

Way back when (two months ago or so) I remember someone saying that the best weapon to use against them was the Raider's smg, but I can't ever fucking hit anything with that so...
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>>2395473
Sounds good to me! Though I swear there was some other quest scheduled for Friday too, but can't for the life of me remember which one for certain. LK's BoatQuest, perhaps?
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>>2395547
>repost this if you're a beautiful strong sandraker who don't need no generator
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>>2395542
I would call that humanized, not anthro.
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>>2395518
>>2395531

I don't mind you guys pitching in. It's fun having other posters to feed off of.
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>>2395469
I think vaginal suckers would be better for that.
That way they could sort of use it like an arm.
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>>2395530
What about when I played in the shrike?

You me and that other PTH tag team flag cappin/returnin
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>>2395546
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.
html
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what happened to the autismblocks server?
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>>2395555
Is it? If it is I'll move mine since dead horses seem to be getting deleted randomly as of late.

>>2395546
First one, will post second shortly.
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>>2395560
You can't see it, but she has clawed, buggy looking satyr legs
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>>2395499
Humanoids. And there's a growing number of them.
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>>2395555
Also Bubbles Rusty Quest.

...I am going to die come Friday night.
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>>2395561
I only contribute when I want to nudge what's happening in a certain direction, and I like where this is headed.
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>>2395542
she kinda looks like helga from hey Arnold
or something
i can't put my finger on it
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>>2395573
I think it was down for maintenance yesterday.
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>>2395564
>"Changeling bro change the channel"
>She uses her vaginal arm to grab the remote near her groin
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>>2395554
I'm usually going too fast/with the flag to try and kill them, but I've got lucky with spinfusors before when they get close. If the Doomburgers would have done their job, it wouldn't have been so bad.

>>2395571
Were you at all hassled by them? This guy was just running everyone over and barely had anyone trying to take him down.
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>>2395575
Second. Also see >>2395572
for the dropbox archive.

Interesting note, tonight's session as 5,328 or so words, not counting the recap at the beginning.

Good god.
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>>2395480
Definitely.
I'd still prefer pony pony though.
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Which pone has the best porn face?
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>>2395511
>She's a changeling anyways
>her base form is irrelevant
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>>2395591
LK did i miss boatquest?
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>>2395591
nah i wasnt playin right now, but we played before you streamed e3 last night
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>>2395599
Do you even love her?
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>>2395575
If it was LK's I'm thinking of, that wouldn't be a problem, since he runs his in a seperate thread since he does pictures.
Just checked the archive though, and that's tommorrow. Perhaps I'm just misremembering.
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>>2395495
Shouldn't it be pouring back out when he's no longer plugging their holes?
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>>2395602
No, it's tomorrow/later today. 6 pm CST.

>>2395604
Ah, well, my point is that you should be hassled if you're in a shrike. The guys on our team were too busy playing Capture the Generator and Team Deathmatch.
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>>2395591
I switched to dmb for a while and took out one of them, but then that guy just bought another and the other dmbs just sat at the base waiting for him to show up or something, so I gave up and went back to trying to clear the stand -- shrike doesn't matter much if we can't grab the flag anyways.
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>>2395618
Do you even cervix
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>>2395554
The only way to 'kill' them is with a lucky fusor or mortar hit
you can harass the fuck out of them with an SMG or the saber
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>>2395624
yeah i've had my fair share of gettin hassled

>ram guy trying to grab flag 2 times in a row
>WHAT DO YA KNOW HE RAGE DOOMBURGERED
>he locks on to me
>it reveals his location
>disregard missle and shoot him, popping him into the air
>ram him again

mad everywhere
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>>2395617
I read that as

>perhap's I'm just dismembering
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>>2395505
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ FRNT
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>>2395599
And that, folks, is what you call "changeling food".
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>>2395581

>it won't last
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>>2395646
ITS LIKE I'M REALLY LISTENING TO SKRILLEX
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OH WHAT A MAGICAL PLACE
AND I OWE IT ALL TO THE PEGASUS RAPE
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>>2395646
UNTZ
WUB WUB WUB SKREEEEEE
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>all this shazbot talk
>nobody on the server
Really? Lets play, you niggers
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>>2395646
>giant anthro DJ has a particularly windy night
>every so often a few of the patrons get ejected
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>>2395667
>implying we have enough players for a server

;_;
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>>2395661
>yfw you realise fluttershy is a racist
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>>2395659
>>2395663
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>dropping the bass
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>>2395667
I'm in for a little while, I guess.
I only quit because the game crashed on me or something as the maps switched.
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Would you drink alcohol brewed from pony semen, MLPG?

What would you call it?
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>>2395673
>pinkie
>sad

Confirmed changeling
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>>2395672
I'd play
If I wasn't Australian
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>>2395678
TRIXIES A COOKIE

WHOOO'S SNEAKING UP ON ME
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>>2395672
>implying LK hasn't bought a server already
>implying we haven't played on it a few times
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>>2395685
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>>2395587
That's hot.
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>>2395666
Got anymore satan?
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>>2395437

>she casually throws off her shirt and slips out of her gym shorts, her tone, muscular body gleaming with sweat
>she goes commando - why doesn't that surprise you?
>she balls up her exercise clothes, tossing them into her gym-bag
>throws you a bottle of bodywash and gives you a look as she turns on the water
>"You planning on showering in your clothes, dweeb?"
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>>2395687
Shrimp on the barbie, mate
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>>2395692
Im aware he bought a server, I've been on it.

Has it been even near full before?
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>>2395598
Pinkie Pie.
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>>2395687
Just give it a shot, "mate."
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Is going fast free, cause I'd like to play with y'all
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>>2395689
A CUP OF CINNAMON
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>>2395689
YOU BOTCHED IT!
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>>2395707
Yes.
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>>2395708
THE FLORIDA EVERGLADES
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>>2395707
Yes, but you should know that it is pay2win.
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>>2395671

>a grizzled old ass-captain stumbles in, having had his ship sunk by the high winds blowing across the Gastric Sea
>"aar, Anon Boy, fear ye the three-legged pony"
>>
>walk into bedroom
>changelingbro is presenting, vaginal claw waving around like nobody's business
>"Well, you wanna...."
>"uh, i, dude, this is"
>"SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS" in a perfect zerg advisor voice
>what do
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>>2395713
Yuss
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>>2395698
>>2395706
260 milliseconds mate
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>>2395715
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>>2395702
No, but we can try to remedy that.

CTF, TDM, or Arena, guys?
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>>2395719
Construct additional pylons
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>UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>This song gets stuck in my head again

why MLPG, it's 3:30am, why.

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>>2395725
When is next Art Class?
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>>2395714
>That episode came out 12 years ago
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>>2395707
Yes, but there are a few weapons that are better in specific scenarios that costs lods emone or lods egrinding
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>>2395719
>Point laser pointer at him.
>Nuclear launch detected.
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>>2395725
I'm fucking terrible at everything but CTF, but I guess something else would be a little better with a small group.
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>>2395727

>you've not enough minerals.
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>>2395727
Construct additional spaghetti-holders.
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>>2395736
>14*
Damnit, it still feels like 2010
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>>2395714
]WORMS AND PLASTIC MINNOWS
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>>2395745
AND HE KEEPS ON CONSTRUCTIN

MOMS SPEGHETTI
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>>2395725
What's the name/pass for Shazbot server?
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>>2395719
>don't have enough minerals
>leave bedroom to go get more
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>>2395683
Guys
Do you like drinking pony semen or not if not I'm giving up on the idea of making ponefags depend on their daily does of pony semen to be able to function
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>>2395759
filter rope and cheeselegs is pass
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>>2395759
>rope
cheeselegs
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>>2395764
I would drink alcohol brewed from marshmallow horse semen.
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>>2395755
OUR FORCES ARE UNDER SPAGHETTI
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>>2395735
Next week, maybe? I'll try and set stuff up. Expressions, right?
>>
Do you guys think good ponies go to pony heaven when they die?
Do you think you'd go there if you died in Equestria?
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>>2395719
"Show me the money!"
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>>2395750
A GALLON OF MILK

ARE YOU SNEAKING UP ON ME
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>>2395764
>do we like drinking pony semen
How is that even a question
you better put pony semen products in there
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>>2395694
>you are watching a horror movie with changeling bro
>during one of of the scariest parts he places his hand in yours
>your scared so you squeeze it
>wait a second...
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>>2395778
I think Ponies probably have a non-specific afterlife. You just "return to the earth" or something.
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>>2395732
well that was predictable
have something
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>>2395719
>approach her
>the vaginal sucker wraps itself tightly around your penis, until it's taken you all the way in
>it contracts around you, squeezing you tightly with its soft slimy insides, poking playfully at your shaft with its tiny claws
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>>2395764
Drinking semen, no.
Filling my mare with my semen, yes.
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>>2395778
They wake up since they were dreaming about being ponies.
>>
WELL YOU MIGHT BE A LOVER BUT YOU AINT NO DANCER
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>>2395764
what

what are you doing exactly

are you modding df

to be MLPG fortress

that's simultaneously somehow the best and worst idea I've ever heard of
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>>2395793
>OUR FORCES ARE UNDER ATTACK
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>>2395787
>your
Son of a bitch.
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>>2395793
>then it rips your penis off
>changelingbro doesn't know that humans can't regrow penises
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>>2395789

the dominant religion in Equestria is essentially a pone-fied Zoroastrianism. what this means for the afterlife, we cannot say.
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>>2395732
Ooh, what's the title of that one?
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>>2395799

EVERYBODY'S DOIN

WHAT THEY SHOULDN'T BE DOIN

EVERYBODY'S DOIN' IT

IN THA' MIDDLE OF THA' STREET
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>>2395811
>Yer
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>>2395786
To simulate the piss ocean I had the idea of stranding us all on a platform built on an evil ocean, so to optimize our food stores all our stallion semen needs to go to making alcohol, while we live off cheese made from mare milk to supplement our crops

>>2395802
Yes I am
I just took the ponies from the My Little Fortress mod and made them CREATURE_DOMESTIC, then removed their ability to speak/think/intelligence so they don't starve us
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>>2395799

HELTER SKELTER

HELTER SKELTER
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>>2395799
HELTER SKELTER
>>
>go on tribes
>only LK is on
>join server
>hell yeah 1v1 ctf time!
>LK leaves
that hurt
>>
Well then. That's twice in a row the thing crashes when the game starts.
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>>2395812
>"Woah, bro you have red goo, that's cool."
>"Bro?"
>"Ah shit..."
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>>2395793
what the fuck man

that is not what bros do
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>>2395764
Yes. Yes I would drink pony semen alcohol.

I would also find some way of shaping it into blocks so I could build with it.
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>>2395790
I like it.

I really need to download more music for these things. It's fun and I like sharing my mediocre taste in music with everyone.

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>>2395828
My launcher is still updating since I haven't played in over a month.
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>>2395828
>>2395832
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>>2395828
>>2395832
>LK in charge of providing a stream or server for MLPG
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>>2395793
>it feels incredible
>in no time, you cum harder than ever before
>the sucker responds by sucking and squeezing even harder to suck up all your semen, biting down around you softly with its claws
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>>2395839
>Pic
That's not Eve
Damnit Sony E3, no Dust stuff.
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>>2395839
I like how in this version the difficulty isn't all that higher than the other games. Rather mastering the game is the most difficult part because you have to go back in time.
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>>2395845
Don't blame me, blame Hi-rez, I gave them the jew gold they wanted and only asked for a working server in return ;_;
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>download is 0.8% complete

I WANT TO GO FAST GOD DAMMIT
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>>2395859
Those servers are such a huge scam. You're literally paying for custom settings.
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>>2395832
I'm done with it for tonight. Let's try again tomorrow or something. It's late and I just want to gently drift off to sleep while reading about stallion cocks or something.
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>>2395848
>suddenly it feels so good that it's like your dick isn't there at all
>wait
>>
HEY FOLKS HERE'S THE STORY ABOUT A MAN NAMED CHARLIE WENT TO RIDE ON THE MTA
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>>2395697
>>2395697

>throw off your clothes and step under the water
>the heat slips into your aching muscles, the layer of grime and sweat rinsing away
>Gilda takes the bodywash and squirts out a line of it onto her chest
>her nipples are hard despite the warmth of the water, damp curlicues of her hair sticking to her neck as she presses herself to you, grinning cheekily
>"Wash me."
>there's no washcloths or loofahs in here.
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>>2395873
>The sheer pleasure transformed you into a pretty mare.
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>>2395870
Oh, I know. I just wanted to give us a place to go fast together if we wanted.
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>>2395870
Everything in that game is a huge scam. If it weren't so fun I'd be pissed.
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>>2395823
MLPG lobotomizes ponies into mindless livestock
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>>2395884
>Assume wrestling pose.
>The macho madness is on.
>>
>23 minutes till I can go fast
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>>2395891
>continue believing this on the way to the hospital
>doctors successful re-atach your penis
>wake up fairly normal, albeit with a slightly less functional boner
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>>2395848
>soon you are all out of semen
>but the sucker won't stop
>it continues to suck you hard, hoping to get a few more drops out
>deciding to fulfill its wish, you relax your muscles and begin urinating
>changeling smiles at you
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>>2395901
I will have no part in this.
>>
WAY DOWN IN L'ISIANA, CLOSE TO NEW ORLEANS
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>>2395843
>THAT FUCKING SONG
>MOTHERFUCKING TRANSATLANTIC
YES.
>>
How do people feel about the upcoming automatic nerf?
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>>2395921
WAY BACK UP IN THE WOODS AMONG THE EVERGREENS
>>
itt nobody knows how to spawn fucking overlords

you evolve a larvae damnit
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>>2395921
>Tabasco groans and covers her ears.
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>>2395916
You know those little parasites in the Amazon river that swim up your dick? I wonder if he'll release some into you.
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>>2395936
Well, duh.
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>>2395943
Those are catfish.
>>
You say you want a revolution, well, you know--everyone wants to change the MLPG.
>>
THERE IS NO CHANCE, NO UNTRIED OPERATION
ALL HOPE LIES WITH HIM AND HIM ALONE
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>>2395943
>he
i don't wanna play this game anymore
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>>2395925
I love most of Quantic's stuff. Some of the Soul Orchestra stuff isn't my thing, but 90% of Apricot Morning, Mishaps Happening, and An Announcement to Answer are on the top of my chilling music. Great stuff.
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>>2395920
It was the only way to stop ponies from starving us man
If not we'd have to control their population by slaughtering mares and stallions and colts and fillies for their meat every now and then

Also, ponies will eat meat here
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>>2395949
Looked them up. They're both.
>>2395957
>she*
Typo
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>>2395905

>Gilda is now Hulk Hogan
>"THE NWO IS UNDER MY CONTROL, BROTHER"
>"NOT WHILE I'M STILL STANDING, AMIGO"
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>>2395973
>not randy savege
boner is lost
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>>2395961
I'm taking my waifu before you can cut up her brain.
I'm floating away on the piss with her in hopes of someday reaching the shores of our homeland.
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>>2395979

you're Randy Savage, you idiot.
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>>2395973
For some reason, I think Rarity would be a hardcore fan of wrestling
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>>2395973
>Meanwhile in the local water supply.
>"Shit, that wasn't a cop you moron, it was a deer, you just threw all that acid in there for nothin!"
>"We are so dead..."
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>>2395983
>Randy Savage has the hots for Randy Savage
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>>2395984

hardcore wrestling fan, or fan of hardcore wrestling? cause i could see her loving the hardcore rasslin'.

>"Darling, would you care to accompany a lady to the CZW show?"
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>>2395991

>the acid doesn't take effect until after you and Gilda have cleaned up
>you ALWAYS pretend to be pro-wrestlers when you shower together.
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>>2395984
It's something she could share with AJ.
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>>2395848
>you eventually run out of semen
>changeling bro lets go of your dick and grabs onto your pelvis with her suckers
and claws
>she hangs off of you until you are ready to go again
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I can't let you forget.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
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ALL MALE PONE ARE NOW VOICED BY EL PRESADOR.

HOW AWESOME IS IT?
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>>2395998
>>2396016
Fuck off.
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>>2395960
ff7?
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>>2396012
I want a changeling girl bro of my very own!
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>>2395982
Don't worry, she'll be the same as before. She'll just be unable to speak, but she won't have to eat and cause the doom of the whole lifeboat.
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>>2395984

It's probably a shameful pleasure of hers - all those big, muscular men in singlets, rolling around on the mat... getting all dirty... a-and sweaty...!

>Rarity watches wrestling with her dad
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>>2396004
>Shes the most brash, unruly fan you have ever seen.
>At some point the fight stops and the two wrestlers look at her, half disgusted at some of the insults she is throwing at them.
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BECAUSE THE WORLD IS ROUND, IT TURNS ME ON.
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>>2396025
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
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What would you do with Dash?
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>>2396037

Now I wanna hear Tabs yelling, "GIVE HIM THE CHAIR! GUILLOTINE HIS ASS! WHOOO!!!"
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>>2396019
>Not Reverendburn
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>>2396027
A, broette?
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>>2396041
FF5?
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>>2396048
I'd play Burnout with her
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>>2396048
>rape her
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>>2396040

Becauuuuuuuuse

the woooooooorld

is rooooooooooound....!
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>>2396058
Nope.
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>>2395943
>your urethrae tickles for a while, but he says that's supposed to happen
>later that night he drags you to a club and tries to hook you up with as many chicks as he can
>changeling bro is such a bro
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>>2396024
okay.jpg
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>>2396065
>you have a good idea of what's happening
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>>2396034
But she's not the same as before. She's mindless. You've effectively killed her.
I'm taking her now and braving the piss sea monsters alone.
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>>2396048
Have a good job.

Wait, you said with her...
I dunno, can I ignore her with her?
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>>2395916
>her sucker continues to squeeze, sucking up every drop of urine
>when you finally run out, you feel as though your bladder has never been this empty before
>changeling gives you a look of slight disappointment at the realization that she can't get any more out of you, but smiles anyway
>she releases her grip on your cock and the sucker retracts back inside her
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>>2396052

Oh God. Big Fat R-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-EVEREND BURN.

>"Big Mac, are you sayin' my mouth is makin' promises my legs can't keep?"

>"YES I AM! SUCK ON MY MANTITTIES BITCH! ROOOOOOOOOOOOGHHHHH!!!!!!!"
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>>2395984
What next, are you going to tell me Rainbow Dash is a fan of ballet?
>>
BLOCK THAT KICK
BLOCK THAT KICK
BLOCK THAT KICK
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>>2396079
PFFFFFFFFHAHAHA
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>>2396084

>"I only do it because it's good for flexibility and stamina!"
>>
>changeling sex

dear guy that recommended we get away from the queens laying eggs thing

fuck you this isn't my fetish
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>>2395848
>after so many nights of this, changeling bro gets pregnant
>it's cool, you're still bros and got each other's backs

>months later she gives birth
>you go to the nursery, there are like a couple hundred bassinets
>ask which one is yours
>all of them
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>>2396037

>she takes you to a WWE Raw taping
>she buys ringside seats
>"HEY CENA, WHO'S YOUR WIFE FUCKING RIGHT NOW?"

>she later tells you she only bought those seats so she could ask him that
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>>2396048
what i wouldnt do
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>>2396075
Can we cuddle together in her cocoon now?
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Anyone got any good beach pony pics? I feel i'm lacking
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>>2396055
No, a sis.
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>>2396096
>this isn't my fetish

It is now.
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>>2396084
>Not opera.
>She tries to sing like they do.
>Dogs howl for miles.
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>>2396108
>every night until you like it
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>>2396101
>"I fucking love you."
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>>2396099
welp

time to marry changeling and start up a hive in the suburbs
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>>2396099
Changelings don't waste a single sperm do they?
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>>2396027
>you and changeling bro a best friends
>you play vidja together, pick up chicks together, you're like brothers
>one day you get home from work and find him sitting on the couch, only he's no longer a him
>he tells you that without a queen, his body forces him to become female every now and then so that he can breed
>it's perfectly normal, now grab us some beers and pick up a controller
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>>2396107
oniichan
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>>2396113
Awww... Dash wishing to sing opera but failing horribly makes me feel things.
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If the anon that wrote the lion's share of this is here...

Thank you so much.

Love, the other anon. <3
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>>2396099
>Funds: 0
>Cigars: All of them.
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>>2396122
>You can't keep the kids under control, ever
>Evolve several of them into overlords
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>>2396113

>you walk in and find her reading Dostoyevsky and listening to Wagner
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>>2396106
not really pony but still
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>>2396143
that feel when you can't because you used all your minerals on the house
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>>2396072
Die together with her if you want. The rest of us will be enjoying pony semen wine with pony milk cheese
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>>2396154
No.
>Slowly unbuttons shirt.
You are just in time.
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>>2396154
BRING OUT....
THE COMFY CHAIR!
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>>2396101

>>2396120

>she gets caught on camera
>the question is heard on a microphone
>Rarity's Dad sees and hears everything
>he calls her

>"I have never been more proud to be your father."
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>>2396143
>They all get tired
>They all snuggle up in bunches all over you and changelingbro
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I was bored as fuck, kinda wanted to draw ponies, and wanted to mess around in SAI a little

so how bout some twily donk
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>>2396070
>of course you know what's going on
>changeling bro is trying to make up for that awkward fuck by hooking you up with as many chicks as you can
>your condoms always burst, but the girls say their on the pill so it's cool
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>>2396168
But at what cost, anon?
AT THE COST OF YOUR SOULS?
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>>2396175
>Cena was seen crying on the mat.
>A tabloid finds out who his wife was fucking at the time.
>Brian Peppers.
>>
Which pony deserves the be put in the shame cube
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>>2396186

dat pantyline
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>>2396199
Better to use them up than to risk losing them by dying.
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>>2396143
>Anon and his new wife driving the kids to school in a giant flying, organic SUV
>The SUV is one of the kids
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>>2396201
2004 pls go
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WHATEVERS ON THE TABLE PLAYS
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*grab2 diick2*
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>>2396217
>Name it 'The bug'.
>"Hey, it's green..."
>It eats people for fuel.
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>>2396175

http://vocaroo.com/i/s044tZKcTi8E
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>>2396212
well here's a better look
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>>2396201
OH GOD.
THE MEMORIES ARE FLOODING BACK.
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>>2396153
>that Fluttershy

I'm pleased with this.
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>>2396106
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>>2396168
Also you'll notice I removed their ability to use doors, so we can lock them up in bunkers for their own safety, of course

>>2396213
Hehehehehehe
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>>2396245
Get out, apefucker.
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>>2396218
>Your economy will never be that good.
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>>2396065
>>2396070
>>2396188
So that's how changelings lay their eggs...
I'm liking where this is going.
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>>2396238

I don't normally care for Anthro ponies but I like the way you do it.
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>>2396175 >>2396101 >>2396037 >>2396004 >>2395984

Does wrestling fan Rarity take it up as a hobby? Perhaps practice some grapples and stunts with AJ in her off-time? Maybe work out and bulk up a tiny bit?

Does she nearly crush your skull between her thick, sculpted thighs when she orgasms from you sucking on her clit?
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>>2396175

>Rarity is the biggest smark in the world
>"Randy Orton? please. i don't have menopause, darling."
>"i'm waiting for Big Show versus a fifty-pound hamburger at WrestleMania."
>"oh, joy. dear mister Helmsley has descended from the heavens once again to bury yet another poor soul. this will surely boost ratings."

i have never been as hard as i am right now
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Which chubby pone would you?
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>>2396249
>"Keep hitting me with that fucking frond, I dare you."
>"B-but she needs the breeze."
>>
alabama, arkansas
I do love my ma and pa
Not the way I do love you
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>>2396238
last one

i wasn't really gonna do this but whatever, i wanted to draw butts
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>>2396251
The general has changed. Destroying ponies' minds and keeping them as slaves, just so we can hold onto our fortress...
Well I'm leaving for a new land, and I'm taking mai waifu!
Can we borrow a few crates of pony cheese and pone semen wine for the trip?
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>>2396253
Can't I like both?
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>>2396290
That's a wonky shaped ass.
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>>2396263

Rarity isn't Chyna.

Beth, or Nattie, maybe. but let me stop you before you go too far.
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>>2396035
>>2396175
>>2396101
>>2396266
>>2396263

>watching wrestling with Rarity's Dad
>Rarity sees what's on and joins you
>your girlfriend/fiancée knows more about wrestling than most of the guys you know.
>"I have never been more in love with you."
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>>2396290
draw mrs cake butts
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>>2396290
That looks weird
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>>2396255
>there is a gas explosion while you and changeling bro are out at a club
>your house is destroyed, but luckily your insurance covers everything
>luckily, changeling bro had been looking at places out of state so you were able to move the next day
>changeling bro is the best bro ever
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>>2396305
>she disagrees about something
>she challenges you to a match
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>>2396104
Hell no, do you think changeling bro's a fag?
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>>2396269
Mrs. Cake.
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>>2396272
FUCK ITS IN MY HEAD

>>2396290
PUT A DONK ON IT PUT A DONK ON IT

Can I have more femrover showing off her ass, comparing it viciously with another diamond dog. Just a hint of lovely tight puckers?
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>>2396266
>Vince McMahon negotiates at deal with her.
>Has a mic put on her, her comments are broadcast live in the fights.
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>>2396328
UNF
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>>2396325

>you expect her to fight like a Diva

>You realize how WRONG you are when she suddenly has you in a Half-Boston Crab/Arm-Bar.
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>>2396296
You're going to have to earn that.
Milk your own pone waifu for cheese. Trade it to us for the semen
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>>2396269
Chubbynurse
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>>2396313
>Gas explosion
>no more gas

How am I supposed to play irl starcraft now?

That was the original point, right?
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>>2396269
The best one.
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>>2396333
>He rolls in money.
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>>2396353
Changeling bro isn't from corea.
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>>2396290

Hey, did you draw this?
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>>2396313
Fucking vespene geyser depleted
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>>2396301
>>2396309
fixed it
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>>2396188
>>2396255
>watch the news a few months later
>see a large number of reports of mares being found mangled and half-eaten as if something ate through them from the inside
>exchange happy smiles with changeling
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>>2396369
>Not having multiple bases.
You are horrible at playing zerg.
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>>2396349
Deal!
I hope you like it.
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>>2396143
>they start burrowing and diversifying
>neighborhood dogs, cats, mailmen, and Jehovah's witnesses start going missing
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>>2396396
Changelingbro has a couple bases ready to go. It's cool brah.
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>>2396346

>"Do you quit, Darling?"
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>>2396396
>Implying you shouldn't have multiple bases regardless of race
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>>2396141
No problem. I'm surprised people liked the jizzicorn, I was trying to be silly when I wrote about him.
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>>2396409
>you refuse
>she gets up on the ropes
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>>2396406
>new breeds of changeling emerge
>one of them has a government job soliciting religion
>the other chases itself up a tree
>you are the worst overmind ever
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>>2396406
>"Kids, you will eject those Jehovah's witnesses immediately."
>"Seriously, that is just disgusting."
>"We can't have them corrupting the brood with their bullshit."
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>>2396385
Lord please deliver us more femrover anus, please good lord magneto
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>changelingbro marriage and life
>zergagerga
>vespene gas

Is Korea on or something?
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>>2396333

>he takes issue with a booking decision she makes (she refuses to put Trips over)
>he comes down the ramp to shoot on her and blow her out of the water
>I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT
>I'M RARITY, DAMMIT
>she ends up shooting on him and completely buries Trips and Sheamus
>Vince fires her and she forms her own promotion, Glamour Championship Wrestling
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>>2396434
you act like the dude can only draw buttholes god

he can also draw big thick thighs and huge lovely hips
and girls in robots
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>>2396452
>All the contenders are covered in gems.
>Vince notices a sharp decline in his ratings.
>And it is falling faster than the Greek economy.
>>
>implying we aren't on earth

>Changeling bro smiles whenever the gruesome news is reported
>You ask him why he smiling about that sort of thing
>He tells you changelings and ponies are like Russians and Chechnyans
>Oh
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>>2396446
>people wanting to marry bug monsters and control their own swarms
>Is Korea on or something?

Is the sky blue?
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>>2396397
Speaking of which, can Dwarves make artifact cheese?

>yfw legendary pony cheese artifact
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>>2396469
>PONIES AND WHY I HATES THEM
>BY COMMAND SKZZZR KRKTKTKTKT
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>>2396474
No, that is just the refraction of sunlight.
The sky has no color.
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>>2396415
Well instead of silly you got endearing. I can't stop thinking about him - snuggling close as we lazily spurt our hot seed into the waiting tanks, revisiting our old ponywatching haunt as the both of us get the pleasure of spurting heavily at the well-pumped mares on display, getting teased by his magical prostate stimulation before being driven over the edge by him using a spell to gently grind the sound in and out of my cock...

The best part is that after fapping I can imagine holding him close as I fall asleep.
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>>2396479
>Beardy human wants to make pony cheese.
>Lyra gets the shock of her life.
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>>2396460
Hey GG
You ever draw Body Swap?
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>>2396433
>the entire neighborhood throws a party for you and the brood for chasing out the Jehovah's Witnesses
>you have to keep stopping your minions from shifting into appealing human forms and leading the teenagers there off to one of your house's many bedrooms
>>
Then the terran master race descended on the young changeling brood and completely wiped them out.

The end.
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>>2396467

>Chris Jericho abandons ship
>Cody Rhodes abandons ship
>Drew McIntyre has already been thrown off the ship
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>>2396503
>You do it via mental cock blocking.
Who says you can't have fun every now and then?
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>>2396507
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>>2396518
SPICE MUHREEN
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>>2396498
I wonder if Lyra would love getting milked, then eating the cheese made out of her milk.
>>
>finally get gofast installed
>no one on

welp
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>>2396530
Horse-milk cheese?
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>>2396507
I overturn the table and step on your favorite miniature

roll 5 or higher: massive butthurt
otherwise: restraining order
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>>2396531
>finally get go fast installed
>laptop can't even run the menu screen
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>>2396531
I could be on. I was waiting too and nobody was joining.
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>>2396460

Well he does draw pretty good butts
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>>2396540
damnit
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>>2396530
>Implying the beardy human would even give her a chance.
>Dude has an agenda, get that milk, then back into the caverns to make some cheese.
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>>2396536
Yeah. Kumis milk or something like that.
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>>2396540
Autistic Wizard Mk III has no time for this bullshit and files a restraining order against you.

Then he brags about it on /r9k/.
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>>2396536
>>2396548

Speaking of which
For MLPG fortress, do we keep the regular races or do we rename them into more relevant things

Say
Dwarves = Ponyfags
Humans = /co/mrades
Goblins/Elves = Bronies
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I drew Scootaloo

yes I did
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>>2396485
>implying you aren't going to roll up a pillow tonight, and pretend it's his cock, snuggling up with your arms around it occasionally stroking, smooching his tip as you drift off to sleep.
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>>2396568
oh golly
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>>2396568
I wanna stick my dick in that sandwich.
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>>2396566

Elves are Normal Folk.
>>
WHICH PONE IS BEST BLOOD GOD?
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>>2396530
Imagine milking her, being all jittery as you sensually squeeze her teats as they squirt out milk.
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>>2396485
That means a lot to me. I've written a lot of stuff, but this is getting the best feedback.

He likes to use his new powers to make you feel as good as possible, but he remembers the old days too. He'll still let you tease and fuck his ass until you both blow your loads, and he'll still suck you off and guzzle down pints of your fresh seed. I did mention that he used his magic to bless your cock and balls so that your size and cum production are equal to what his used to be, didn't I?
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>>2396581
But then we have no excuse to cook them in our magma pipes
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>>2396542
If you ask on a Shazbot general on /vg/, they can give you a file that makes it easier to run on laptops and stuff.
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>>2396576
Wouldn't you rather stick it in Scootaloo?
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>>2396542
>mfw my 7850 HD grafics card came in the mail the other day
>mfw video games
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>>2396581
>Gather wood, elves are on your ass.
>Draw loli horse humans, bronies loose their shit.
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>>2396430
>"You're the worst overmind EVER!"
>One of the nymphs is throwing a hormonal fit because you won't let her go to that house party
>You've heard the news about the violent deaths, mares being found outside parties eaten from the inside, you'll be damned if that happens to one of your own
>as your nymph skitters back to her nest, you and changelingbrowife exchange a knowing glance
>out there is another changeling swarm
>the hive cluster is under attack
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>>2396584

who gives a fuck, Blood God is worst God.
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>>2396595
Now why would I do that?
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>>2396584
pinkie
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>>2396596
>grafics
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>>2396601
Do go on...
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>>2396566
>>2396581
Perfect.
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>>2396584
TWILIGHT IS BOOK GOD.

SCROLLS FOR THE SCROLL THRONE!
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>>2396588
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>>2396601
Time to start killing cerebrates.
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>>2396572
>not hugging a larger pillow, pretending it's his broad pony chest and nuzzling my face into it, pretending that I can smell his delicious musk and reflexively thrusting into him as I imagine my sound-filled horsecock gushing gallons of my hot seed into the tanks he used to fill
>not making believe that his old sound now rests firmly inside my own urethra, the instrument that once prevented him from holding back the torrent of his delicious spunk and causing it to spurt freely from his magnificent pony shaft now doing the same for me
>not murmuring how much I love him as I envision his own PVC-stretched cock erupting fitfully as he hugs me tighter, both of us caught up in the maddening lust of simply holding each other close
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>>2396605
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRVcdLPqoHg
>Implying Kharn isn't a blast to be around.
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>>2396612
You are Scootaloo!
Should you go meet Applebloom and Sweetie Belle at the clubhouse or go stalk Rainbow Dash?
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>>2396517
>a large group of relatives from out of town are visiting one of the families at the party
>you mentally let you children know that all of them are fair game so long as none of them get pregnant and they are all out of the hive by the time the party ends
>you don't see them, even the toddler, for the rest of the night
>the toddler is playing hide and seek with the hatchlings
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>>2396626
>twilight chaos marines are physically incapable of not reading books mid-battle
>she gifts her most devoted followers with stylish reading glasses built directly into their skulls
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Okay now that I can post
Wood Elf Glade Guard as a pone
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>>2396637
You've very lucky to have him, anon.
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>>2396650
Uh
That snout looks displaced
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What when changeling baneling
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>>2396642
>Mumble muble blugh
>Go stalk Rainbow Dash.
I agree with the coherent thought in my head.
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>>2396650
You don't draw enough
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>>2396657
Explosions.
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>>2396642
Meet AB and SB.
Unless Dash was in heat and you knew it.
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shit forgot i downloaded that baloon party thing.

it any good?
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>>2396655
Better?
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>>2396637
>not imagining that your are 69ing each other, feeding off one another's hot semen and keeping fueling your lust until you both pass out at the same time
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>>2396665
>>2396659
You decide to stalk Rainbow Dash! But she is asleep. Do something to Dash or leave?
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>>2396690
Steal another lock of hair.
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>>2396589
I think that got left out of the cap, but yes. It's good to know that my new pone husbando still loves the taste of my copious spunk. That means we can spend hours nursing from each other's gaping urethrae, gulping down the increasingly urgent flow of our viscous cum until neither of us can bear it any longer, hosing each other down in a deluge of sperm as our swollen bellies slowly digest and process their contents. The musk alone from our gratuitous output will surely drive the neighbors into yet another orgy as we desperately hold onto each other, our well-stretched cocks belching rope after rope of our nearly gelatinous semen into each other's faces.
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>>2396690
Put on a huge horsecock strap-on an rape her slowly and consensually
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>>2396601
>it's just a clueless guy and a changeling
>your attack force rolls up, but it turns out they're both pretty cool
>you clear up your differences and they agree to stay off your turf
>they come over to watch sports with you and changelingbrowife sometimes
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>>2396690
Wait a minute...
How the fuck we we get up in her house...
FUCK
How are we gonna get back down?!
OH GOD WE CAN'T FLY YET, AND THE GROUND IS SO FAR DOWN.
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>>2396681

Damn Nosso, that looks pretty good. You been practicing in secret?
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>try to mlpg on my phone
>no auto-update
My god, people browse like this regularly?
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shit, we're slow.
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>>2396681
I like it, great job!
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>>2396705
>>2396696
>>2396718

You decide to Grab the nearest object to you and try and insert into Dash! Before you manage to snip a lock of her rainbow mane, she wakes up.

Do you try and escape or fess up?
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>>2396657
>implying I would let my kids waste their lives like that
Do you even loving parent?
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>>2396727
Nostril sex! Discuss!
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>>2396719
I've been drawing for the DnD people mostly.
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>>2396733

fess up
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>>2396743
>polearm

Whomever made that is an alright guy.
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>>2396313
>humanbro, I'm sorry to say but there's a problem with the exp
>let me guess, it's the neighbors
>like you wouldn't believe
>changelingbro shows you a photo of another human and his changelingbrowife dropping their brood off at school in an overlord
>that changelingbrowife is queen material and if there's one thing queens hate...
>changelingbro starts to shift back into female form right before your eyes
>...it's competition
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>>2396733
Blubber incoherently.
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>>2396733
ESCAPE! EVADE EVADE!
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>>2396743
>DND people
I thought we had something special
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>>2396733
Abscond!
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>>2396758
>>2396755
>>2396745
You consider trying to elude Dash, but she spots you too quickly. Hair in hand, she asks you loudly why you're in her house.

Well, why are you here?
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>>2396703
Would you and he let carolers drink from your dripping memebers on cold Heathswarming nights, or do you reserve yourselves for each other and offer them fresh glasses of the stuff instead?
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>>2396637
>you will never mash your face into hollow-sound alicorn's bloated, musky balls
>you will never breathe deep as you gently lap at his heavy orbs, listening to him pant as the tube threaded into his 3" diameter sound goes opaque with his potent spunk
>you will never desperately try to fit one of his oversized testes into your mouth, hearing him moan as the sound of cum rushing through his tube grows to a nearly deafening volume
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>>2396760
Don't you fucking star pushing away another drawfag that isn't Ross.
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>>2396782
Apologize profusely for trying to violently rape her
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>wrestling fan Rarity

Oh man, judging by how excited she was at the Wonderbolts Derby, it's even plausible.
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>>2396782
>"Rainbow Dash, your balding!"
Oh shit, cutie mark time.
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>>2396798

>"Don't look at me like that, darling - it's no different from a form of Theatre! They just wear tighter clothing and pretend to hit each other a lot."
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I told you your brother had been killed...
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>>2396782
>Spaghetti falls everywhere
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>>2396434
as much as i like booty and anuses i'm going to have to politely decline

so hopefully this will do instead
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>>2396809
Where exactly would Scootaloo have been keeping her Spaghetti then?
It's not like she has pockets.
Oh my...
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>>2396813
That's pretty cool
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>>2396818
Her wings
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>>2396813
Mrs Cake

Non anthro
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>>2396782
got lost
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>>2396750
>your hive crushes theirs with sheer numbers
>the queen of the smaller hive is devolved into a playtoy for your horny children
>the human has the larva removed from his testicles and becomes the first human bro you've had in ages
>he still gets to visit his wife and a few of your children have taken a fancy to him so you let him hand around as long as he doesn't breed
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>>2396813
>pic
That's pretty hot.
Rule63 Rover?
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>>2396782

spaghetti
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>>2396807
>"I BETTER SEE BLOOD BEFORE THIS MATCH IS OVER YOU BARBARIANS."
>"YOU CAN KISS AND MAKE UP LATER IF YOU HAVE TOO, OH WHO AM I KIDDING, ALL THE STEROIDS YOU PUMP INTO YOURSELVES I WOULD BE SHOCKED IF YOU EVEN HAD ANYTHING LEFT DOWN THERE."
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>>2396783
We'd screw spigots into the threads of our sounds and let carolers pour themselves refreshments, our hot fresh jizm soothing their throats and enflaming their loins. They'd treat us to a double show, after they finish their carols they'd sing us a glorious song of lusty love, the stallions unable to restrain themselves after quaffing our special nog. As they rut the mares in the caroling group their chorus will reach their final crescendo, marejuices splattering our porch as the stallions bloat their partners to pregnant size.
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>she will never sit on your face
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>>2396796
>>2396803
>>2396809
You don't manage more than a few incoherent babbles. Dash gets angry and bucks you in the jaw, spilling your hair trimmings every where. Dash is still demanding why you're here.

How do you answer?
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>>2396601
>you and changelingbrowife are having an argument
>stay and fight or uproot the entire hive to another town
>your brood has enough trouble fitting in as it is
>neither of you even remember which side of the argument you were on
>entire brood feels spikes of psychic pain as you shout at each other
>marriage to changelingbrowife was just for convenience, there was no love
>you used to be best friends and roommates
>now you barely know each other in between all the hive duties and the constantly evolving swarm
>and now the threat of an invading swarm, it's too much
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>>2396848
Good.
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>>2396788
>the things are bigger than coconuts
>you can hold the together and fuck them like you would a pair of tits
>once you're done you can use them like a pillow
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>>2396848
if it aint a chubby pone, Treekicker, or Derpy, I dont want none of that.
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>>2396848

>flatchested
>apple-bottom

I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes this.
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>>2396865
>Derpy
Suicidal motherfucker
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>>2396703
Speaking of things that got left out of the cap, the point at which your stallion became your prince was left out. I took the liberty of patching it in earlier today.
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>>2396848
>she will never let you into the club
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>>2396868
get on my level
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>>2396782
I'm gonna fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then I say, "Hey, I got you flowers"
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>>2396849

tell her i want to fuck her
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>>2396849
FALL OFF CLOUD HOME.
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>>2396849
>Try to pick up the hair trimmings on the floor
>Open the door
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
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>>2396833
thank you and yes

>>2396826
i hope you're not asking for a picture of pony mrs cake's butt because that's just not gonna happen
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>>2396848
human dj butt club
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>>2396854
>A larva scoots a sheet to you.
>It's probably some garbage it ran into on its normal path...
>Picking it up you notice it's a couples therapy pamphlet.
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>>2396883
But... but... Mrs Cake butt ;_;
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>>2396878

>and then ya' say "Wait a minute Sally!"
>"I think I got somethin' in my teeth, can ya get it out for me?"
>That's fuckin' TEAMWO-O-ORK!
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>>2396888

>it's a small club
>big enough for just your penis
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>>2396849
Bleed and cry on the floor.
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>>2396908
>>2396888

>Human Scratch likes Anal

...Okay. Could be worse.
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>>2396908
>that feel when you get into the club just as she drops the bass
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>>2396908
>The bouncer won't let you in.
>Yes, he knows you are on the guest list.
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>>2396882
>>2396880
>>2396879
>>2396912

You scream out "I want to fuck you Dash." Before she can react you fall through her cloud couch onto her cloud floor, as you aren't accustomed to her cloud home. You begin to cry softly on the floor as Dash watches you.

You look up and say what?
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>>2396930
I love you, Rainbow Dash
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>>2396841
Would you reserve that only for the carolers, or would you treat an thirsty pony that stopped by? Would the two of you fill up a pool for the town to swim in during the summer?
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>>2396930
Pony tongues are best tongues.
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>>2396918

yes, and she also has a sound connected up to her sick beats. it pulses in time to the music.
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>>2396930
ASTEGOS
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>>2396942
>She shoves a portable subwoofer up her ass
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>>2396942

>sound

This is not UltraFurry Scratch.

She has no penis.
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>>2396930

sorry about the couch
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>>2396750
>you and changelingbro can't raise an army on short notice
>but you can still use the parasites to your advantage
>changelingbro spends some time mutating them to be less lethal
>you have a week of nonstop wild fucking as she loads you up with parasites
>you have another week of nonstop wild fucking as the two of you go about town, fucking random mares (and stallions) to spread your influence
>you inadvertently ask why go to all the trouble
>changelingbro admits he wanted to settle down and start a hive of his own, fed up with living solo
>your overmind gives you a complete map of town as your parasites begin to feed and mature inside their hosts
>one of the infected is actually an enemy changeling
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>>2396963

no, i mean she has one for you. if you're into that manner of thing.
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>>2396969
>Ding.png
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What do you do when your fucking laptops fucking left clicker breaks the fuck off?
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>>2396981

Nothing against those who ARE into it, but me, not particularly. My cock is Outgoing Only.
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>>2396889
>you and changelingbrowife look at the pamphlet then open your minds to feel what your arguing has done to the swarm
>the two of you are overcome with grief, then have glorious make-up sex
>the entire hive descends into an orgy as your unguarded minds and bodies join in union
>while cuddling you both realize that you will not have to worry about numbers anymore
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>>2396939
Given that his nocturnal gushing fills up the town water reservoir every night, I'd say that ponies playing in pools of his heady spunk are rather commonplace. Of course, bathing in all that pheremone-laden semen has its side-effects, but the ponies are accustomed to pairing up once things get too much for them to bear, magically engorged stallions finding equally swollen mare vulvas to stuff. At this point the mares scarcely need to pump themselves, the constant fucking and magical residue in the sperm they gulp down every day leaving them beautifully plump. But that doesn't stop them of course. Several take the opportunity to show off their prowess at the poolside in fact - increasingly larger vacuum cups filled to capacity with throbbing pony pussylips do little to help the situation, especially when they pop the cups off and wink noisily, spurting streams of their tasty marejuice several feet into the air.
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>>2396991
bags of sand?
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>>2396991
What, like the left mouse button pad thing?

Buy a real mouse.
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>>2396991
Buy a mouse
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>>2396934
>>2396941
>>2396950
"I love you Dash." She immediately backs away as she hears this, stunned, though not undesired. You shout "ASTEGOS" as she turns around to see you with your tongue out, lying on her couch, which is now soaked in your urine.

How do you respond?
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KILL THIS HORSE ALREADY
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>>2397002

>using the mouse-pad on a laptop

Honestly, I don't think anything could be LESS useful on a computer.

I remember those clit-mouse buttons they used to put on them...
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>>2397009
MORE SPAGHETTI
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>>2397011
Roger!
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>>2397002
>>2397005
THEN HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO PONY WHILE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN WITH MY LAPTOP PRECARIOUSLY BALANCED ON MY BENT LEG?
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>>2396999
>A lone larva is given the highest honor it can get.
>It becomes an Overlord.
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>>2397018
SCOOT'S SPAGHETTI
>>
What would rp with changelingbrowife be like?
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>>2396854
>no matter how much alcohol you imbibe it doesn't drown out the turmoil of emotion coming from changelingwife
>suddenly an intense dagger of anguish shoots through you
>a hole is ripped out of your soul as one of your own perishes
>the nymph you had grounded earlier in the month, dying a horrific, painful death as she is consumed from inside by an enemy parasite

>you kick down the door to your nesting chamber and reunite with tearful changeling wife
>you swear to find who did this and make them pay
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>>2397027
SPAGHETTI MARK SPAGHETTI.
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>>2397009
Approach her and kiss
pee on her
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>>2397000
How many times a month do you and your stallion lead the town in an orgy? Do the two of you enjoy each other along with the town, or look to find a couple that stands head-and-shoulders above the others there and ensure that they become the center of the orgy?
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>>2397033
>you will never embrace a crying pone, both of you sobbing cathartically as you profusely babble apologies at each other
>you will never pull back to look pone in the eye, both of your eyes blurred by tears
>you will never draw close and give your pone a loving kiss, tears rolling down both your cheeks as all is forgiven
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>>2396969
Start surreptitiously sending mares and stallions his way. Maybe his queen and king will reward him with breeding rights in their hive.
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>she only seems to want you around when she settles and needs to be shaken
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>>2397012
>I remember those clit-mouse buttons they used to put on them...

Some Lenovos still have them, they're fucking awesome and beat any mouse-pads easily.
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>>2393648

I liked it. People who hate Merriwhether can choke on a dick. She's some some good and awful episodes. More consistent than other writers. MA Larson is the only one who's 100% consistent.
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>>2397064
SMALLER
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>>2397018
>>2397039
With Dash's head down, you lean in and grab her lips with yours. With minimal resistance, her head props up and her gaze meets yours. Eyes deadlocked, you motion for her to follow

Where do you you want Dash to go?
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Tiny cute pink horse.
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>>2397067
>choke on a dick
Unf.
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>>2397067
>yfw you found out Merriwhether wrote Band Geeks
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>>2397025
>it is lonely, the life of an Overlord is a chaste one
>one day a tourbus full of Japanese schoolgirls gets lost and drives down your street
>it's the happiest day of his life
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>>2397077
Is that true?
That's my all time favorite episode of spengbab
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>>2396969
>you witnessed every moment of that nymph's death from the view of the parasite that killed her
>you know this means war, try to convince changelingbro to call it all off
>it was a silly game, but now it's gotten too real and you want out
>changelingbro looks genuinely hurt
>turns out changelingbro harbors feelings for you
>spent the last of their minerals and gas to find this new exp, they have nothing left
>no queen, no family, no friends, just this exp and you
>too late to turn back, the enemy hive has been stirred
>you against the world, bros to the end
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5:32 am. No sleep. Teaching at 9am. I better not fall asleep. It's been a week since I've seen them. They're like little adorable fillies and they fill my day with joy. I get to spend time with real living adorable creatures, while you guys just get to imagine them. And I don't raise them, so I get all the good with none of the bad.
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Little orange horse.
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>>2397086
But that horse is blue.
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>>2397085
Good luck to you, drink some caffeine.
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>you will never marry Fluttershy
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>>2397085
HAHAHAHA
keep telling yourslef that as they wipe their snot onto your leg for 20K a year
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>>2397090

Dude what.

This horse is blue.
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>>2397081
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4
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>>2397094
I don't want to marry a dolphin
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>>2397077
>Bank Geeks first aired 11 years ago
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>>2397096
>>2397090
>>2397086

My head hurts.
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>>2397098
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Sorry for not posting much lately. Depression and alcohol takes priority!!

Generic pony scribbles just to draw cloud-fluffy mane and tail. Couldn't think of any canon characters that had a mane with that texture so I just bullshat.
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>>2397109
Panka?
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>>2397072
ask her to pee for us
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>>2397098
>yfw this plays in FiM
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I'm sorry old horse. It's terminal.
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>>2397122
Please. Just stay with me a little longer. Dont go.
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>>2397098
I'm having a nostalgia attack right now
Where do I download that episode?
>>
well fuck
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>>2397113
Maybe sometimes! But I like to give Pinkie more of the waterfall-of-curls look.

I was thinking more of that Perfume Puff G1 toy like that I'm sure absolutely fucking nobody here knows about
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>>2397084
>the two of your join your strength and send a psychic apology to the hive you wronged
>this wasn't meant to happen, we didn't realize she was a changeling, please don't kill us
>they agree to a meeting to further discuss things
>>
New Horse
>>2397145
>>2397145
>>2397145
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>>2397115
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeIJmciN8mo
what are you listening to?
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>>2397163
Fuck off.
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>>2397095

First, the CMC are spot on 100% accurate good 9 year old girls. It's uncanny. They act exactly the same. If you like them, you'd like real kids. They have some awful episodes, but I like the CMC themselves.

There are some other kids with ADHD or come from troubled homes who are more of a pain. And kids in general can sometimes have bad hygiene. Bronies are way worse though.

Also do you Americans seriously pay your teachers only 20 thousand? They start much higher here.


>>2397091

I avoid that. I hear that caffeine doesn't actually make you more active, just that it relieves caffiene withdrawal and puts you back to normal.
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>>2397033
>it's sick, training and mutating your brood for war
>you tell yourself it's for self-defense, this is what all parents teach their kids eventually
>say no to drugs, don't talk to strangers, stab rapists with your keys, aim for the throat or solar plexus, grab guns out of muggers' hands, locate and sever the primary nerve cord in an enemy changeling's form
>maybe not that last bit, but still
>you observe your growing brood
>some practice their spine stabs
>others are painting
>one is learning to aim his acid spores
>another is reading Dostoyevsky
>you look at your human hands and envy your hybrid spawn, realizing that the best you can do is to teach your children
>and hope they make the right choice
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>>2397094

Good. She's nice but I'd friendzone her hard.
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>>2397047
I wouldn't call it leading per se. Sure, there are times that we feel frisky and end up leaving every stallion in town spent and all the mares swollen with glue-thick cum. But sometimes it happens the other way around. We'll be out pony watching and a lusty stallion will mount a needy mare. Both of our sounded cocks will start to drool and gush as we watch her get rutted, her squelching winks echoing through the town square. Soon we'll both start unconsciously caressing each other, driven wild by the free peep show as well as the musky aroma of each others' hot cum wafting up from the puddles forming at our feet. In minutes we'll pounce each other, moaning loudly in lust as we roughly grind our fat, stretched cocks against each other, reveling in our stink and the sight of that stallion's heavy nuts pulling up as he empties himself into the waiting mare.
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Literary cross overs must be more rare right? We determined that there are no ActRaiser pony cross overs, but holy hell every other game series has been crossed with ponies. But what about books? I can Pinkie as Captain Ahab for some reason. Any Philip K. Dick cross overs?
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>>2397109
>Depression and alcohol takes priority!!

Dude cut that out. Alcohol is a depressor and will just make you feel worse.
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>>2397172

College professors make a lot more, but grade school and highschool (which is called a different thing in Euroland) teachers make around 40k a year.

>mfw Americans clap after underpaying our teachers
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>>2397194
We've talked about how the two of you help your subjects, but enough of that. Where in or above town do the two of you like to just cuddle and hold each other close the most?
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>>2397222
Also teacher salaries fluctuate between subject and school. Private schools pay more. Certain subjects, like physics, pay much more than english or history, due to the demand for those teachers.
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>>2397218
If I had a gigantic mess of weed at the moment I'd be all on that instead.

But boozeahol at least makes it harder for me to keep a single (depressed) train of thought, and coupled with drawing and loud music, is a good enough mental distraction.
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>>2397218
Nigga. Depressants and feeling depressed arent always the same. They're overlapping circles discrete at the center.
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>>2397172
I'm from the master state, and my mother is a first grade teacher. She makes 50K annual.

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