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New Horse Thread
Spending time with friends online is fun and magical!
Old ded horse >>2386892
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>rape
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>rape
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lets try to not talk about tripfags this thread, hmm?
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>Spending time with friends online is fun and magical!
I have no friends online.

...or offline.
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>>2389864
>mito thread

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SMILE?
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>>2389859
I'll be your friend, anon!
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IT'S TIME
IT'S TIME
IT'S PONY
TIME
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>>2389832
Yeah, man
I just like Billy Mays.
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KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
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I've been gone from /mlp/ and MLPG for two weeks
What's new in the land of magic horses and pocket spaghetti?
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If there was an MLP video game, what would getting 100% in every level awards you with?
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>>2389868
Who cares? There are no quests up and coming so there's no need to worry if the threads are going to be deleted.
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Which pony is the most snugly soft, soundest sleeping, over all best at being a bed pony pony, thats not this pony?
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>>2389894
Nothing because it's a modern game.
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>>2389894
Pretty dresses
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>>2389868
Who the fuck is Mito?
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Why does it seem like all the friends I want to keep

I drive away with my constant complaining and autism

and all the friends I kinda don't like

call me up every day to hang out
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>>2389902
Twilight Sparkle
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>>2389880
Well, we do and don't like fluffy ponies again I guess

Also we're getting pretty deep into Chrysalis-oriented fetishes too
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>>2389902
floodershoo obviously
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>>2389901
He deleted threads that were active and not at bump limit before
This is just a diseaster waiting to happen
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>>2389880
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icTrzUuWlHI
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>trying to make friends online but spill spaghetti every time i talk to them
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5...
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>>2389902
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>>2389894
>If

this nigger...

Anyone remember the thread when that guy let's played some shitty old MLP game and the pony kept dying?
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4...
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>>2389917
I stopped talking to my RL friends a few years back. They still invite me to parties or places occasionally. I don't accept. I'm probably letting them down in some way.
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>>2389942
oh no..
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>>2389932
Shhhhhh.
Theres no reason to be upset.
All is well.
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>>2389868
Let's try to not turn this into a tripfag-only thing, this thread is fine anon.

>>2389901
Rarity Quest is active right now.
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>>2389932
>everyone who makes anonymous threads is Mito
Don't start that shit.
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3...
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>>2389936
DO YOU HAVE STEAM

COME TALK TO ME

I'M FUCKING BORED AND SPAGHETTI SOUNDS HILARIOUS
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>>2389942
>>2389954
>>2389973
>inb4 thread gets deleted
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2...
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>>2389995
FULL STOP. DO YOU FAST?
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>>2389942
>>2389954
>>2389973

WHAT IS THAT NIGGER DOING
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>>2389995
y-you too
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>>2389970
Sorry
I hope I'm wrong
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>>2389998
Don't be stupid.
I would never delete this horse.
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Bang
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>>2389925
So basically the same shit since the wedding episodes then?
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>>2390023
YOU DID LAST TIME YOU FUCKING SHIT
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>>2389936
I know that feel, I'm just too akward.
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I can't.
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>>2390029
Considering last horse is still alive...
NUH-HUH
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1...
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>>2390008
I DON'T HAVE IT INSTALLED AND I HAVEN'T PLAYED IN A WHILE

BUT TECHNICALLY YES

MY NAME IS MY NAME HERE BUT WITH NO SPACE
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>countdown reaches zero
>puppies for everyone!
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>>2390039

Yes you can.
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>>2390030
i just want people to like me
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Yeah! Applejack feels are done! About to post
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>>2390046
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BLASTOFF
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>>2389936
>Have no online friends
>Only real life friends
>No idea how to make online friends like all the cool kids
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>You've been helping out at the farm for a while now
>Work is rough on you, but Applejack was kind enough to show you the ropes and you've helped out a lot since you've been there
>Afternoon sun is really beating down on you
>Wipe some sweat from your forehead, just as Applejack rings the triangle for lunch
>Everyone's gone for the day except you and her
>Big Macintosh is delivering an order in town and Applebloom hasn't been feeling well lately so she's at the doctor's with Granny Smith
>Applejack's been worried sick, but work keeps her mind off things
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>>2390066
That was worth the wait.
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>>2390030
YOU HAVE TO FUCKING PRACTICE

MY ONLY SOCIAL SKILL IS HUMOR AND I GET BY
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>>2390070

>Waiting in the kitchen is a spread of various Apple dishes
>You were sick of apples, but you forgot every time Applejack smiled as you devoured her cooking
>You wince and groan as you sit down at the table, your muscles are feeling a bit sore
>Applejack notices, moves behind your special made chair, and has her hooves on your shoulders before you can protest
>The tension melts away as she eases her hooves into you and asks "How's that feel, sugarcube?"
>All you can utter is a soft chuckle in response
>You didn't think it was going to feel this good
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>>2390066
>Not offblast
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lp_PIjc2ga4
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>>2390069
man at least you have friends.
im too autistic and ugly to get any
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>>2390066
to say I'm disappointed is an understatement
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>>2390051
No. I cant.
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>>2390048
ALRIGHT I ADDED YOU FOR LATER.

ALSO IF ANYONE CARES ADD ME ON STEAM id/kainff2

EVEN IF I END UP BEING THAT GUY YOU NEVER TALK TO.

VIDYA GOD DAMNIT
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>>2390030
Speaking of Rob Swire
http://christwire.org/2012/06/edc-2012-knife-party-ensured-death-of-children/
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>>2390091

>She stops after a minute or so, her hooves slipping away
>Feeling grateful to her, and a bit daring, you offer her the same courtesy
>"Ain't nothin' is gonna work out the kinks in this pony," her smile is weak and fading.
>Despite what she says, you move out of your chair, kneel next to her, and begin to move her hands over her shoulders
>She shirks away at first, and lets out a long sigh as you feel out at the base of her neck
>It takes a few moments, but soon she's lowered her head and become as speechless as you were
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>>2390092
THE SUN IN SKY IS BRIGHT LIKE FIRE
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I CAN'T GET THE EMINEM SPAGHETTI REMIX OUT OF MY HEAD, SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.
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>>2390107


>You've done the best you can, but the smile on Applejack's face hasn't returned
>"What's wrong?" you ask, taking a seat on the floor so you're eye-level with her
>She tells you how worried she is about Applebloom and that it wasn't normal for her to be sick for so long
>"If anythin' happens to her," she says, blinking back tears, "I don't know what I'd do."
>Stroking her mane, you assure her Applebloom will be just fine, and that if she needed a break, then you would take over her share of the work
>"That's mighty kind of you," her smile peeks out behind from behind the tears, "but I can't be gettin' lazy. Applebloom's gotta be tough, and she's gonna need me to show her how it's done."
>You smile back at her and start to rise to your chair before Applejack pulls you back down, throwing her forelegs around you in a tight hug.
>You wrap your arms around her, the warmth of sunlight and the smell of fresh air fills your nose from her mane.
>"Thanks for everythin' y'all are doin' for me," Applejack plants a soft kiss on your cheek before breaking the embrace.
>"Anytime," you say, a broad grin stuck to your face.
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>>2390093
Believe me in this age of digital internet tumblr niche interest forum shit, anyone and everyone can have friends.
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DORKS
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Glitter Glue which stallion has the smallest cock
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>>2390132
SHARE THAT SHIT ANONYMOUS
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>>2390149
whats the point anyways if they're more annoying than me and have completely different interests
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>>2390132
I'm trying to get it out.
But the spaghetti won't come out.
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>>2390133
Awww that was really good AJ!
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>>2390096
>that feel when your friends will sit through the Little Mermaid unironically
>won't watch FiM
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>>2390178
HAHAHAHAHAH
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>>2390169
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE&feature=related
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>>2390169
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE
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>>2390169
BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE
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>>2390096
i believe in you
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>>2389952
I remember that. That was fun.
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>>2390133
AJ-tastic
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>>2390133
Is small apple pone ok?
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>>2390192
>>2390194
>>2390202
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>>2390167
>Glitter Glue which stallion has the smallest cock
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>>2390188

>feels achieved?

I really gotta start proofreading
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>that feel when your only means of making people like you is self-deprecation
>and it works, everyone thinks you're a really funny guy because you're constantly the butt of your own jokes

>that feel when just once, you want one of them to say "You know, man, you really shouldn't put yourself down all the time like that."
>"You're a great guy, I don't know why you're always saying stuff like that"
>that feel when no one ever does
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>>2390134
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>>2390096

I BELIEVE IN YOU ANON.
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>>2390194
>>2390202
$2000 DOLLAR REWARD
MY SHIT
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>>2390234
if i knew who you were i would have tried to help
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>>2390234
Shut up Nathan
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>>2390231
Stuff like this always confuses the heck out of me.
Losers with no life sewing pony pillows?
Us bronies need to stick together, but really?
Truly, these are the end times.
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>>2390192
>>2390194
>>2390202

So is this our new themesong?
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>>2389514
Dong Ding
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>>2390232
Yes.
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>>2390274
Thank you color anon.
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>>2390234
Self-depreciating humor just tells them you're capable of weaponizing anyone's faults

They're terrified you'll turn the target to them and their dumb fucking selves
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>>2390235
>>
>tfw made a resume and applied to a thing today

PRODUCTIVE
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>>2390234

>tfw your friends are constantly telling you how much they love you and how muhc of a great guy you are
>constantly make jokes at you to your face
>trust issues, so even though they might be joking, and you know they're joking, it still feels bad man
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Would you be brave enough to wear it in public?
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>>2390231
>Bare mattress on the floor
>Poorly drawn Sonic(?) and Kungfu Panda fanart
>Stuffed animals on the floor

Kid or manchild?
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>>2390301
Im not autistic enough to wear it in public anon.
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>>2390294
You won't get the job
You won't even get a call
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>>2390298
I'd rather not have friends than have that happen

lucky me eh
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Don't mind me, just posting cutest pony.
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>>2390301
subtle enough.
Just say "it's a stupid nerdy joke" to anyone who asks, ignore the crazy bronies.
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>>2390301
No, that shirt is fucking awful even for an MLP shirt.
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>>2390234
>tfw you've been doing that so long you don't believe people when they do say that.
Feels self-defeating, man.
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Should I write or draw?

I've got request for both things, but I don't know where to start.
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>>2390301

I don't really wear anything with a slogan.
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>>2390294
APPLY TO MORE THINGS

ALSO GET EVERYONE YOU CAN WHO KNOWS SHIT TO READ YOUR RESUME
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>>2390301
Well
For starters
Those are only FIVE elements of harmony
So NO, NO, NO GODDAMN IT, NO YOU SHINY WEWT l33t LAZER SHIBBY MANCHILD OUTLET STORE, NO, NOT A SINGLE FUCKING PENNY MORE.
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>>2390301
I wouldn't buy it, but I don't see a problem with it. Shit, I mean, it isn't even MLP related, I thought you were supposed to post spaghetti wear.
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>>2390324

>tfw I know it all too well
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>>2390322
>Elements.
>Thinks it's a MLP shirt.
What the fuck is your problem?
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>>2390301
It's autistic but sure why not
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>>2390329
How about
"Get dunked"
or
"20% Nathan"
or
"Some Cry"
?
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>>2390354
>"20% Nathan"
Maybe
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where would you and your new waifu go on your honeymoon
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>>2390354
>Nathan

Stop it with your bullshit
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>>2390350
>Elements of Harmony
>Not an MLP Shirt
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I want a t-shirt with

>rape on it
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>>2390354
>some cry

There's literally no chance someone would spot that and know what the fuck it was, since it's an MLPG in-joke.
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>ELEMENTS OF HARMONY

It took me too long to get it
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>>2390310
It's actually a family friend
Time for nepotism in action
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>>2390354
SOME CRY 3 COMING 2013
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>>2390354
I would wear all three of those shirts.
At the same time.

Don't look at me like that, I would find a way to make it work.
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>>2390234

>that feel when you can never be taken seriously since you're labelled "that zany guy"

being human is suffering
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>ITT: fear and loathing in MLPG
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Would you a chocolate princess?
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>>2390371
Would you drink the >rape potion?
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>>2390298
>>2390316
I have a friend like you guys and he's annoying as fuck when it comes to that shit. You can't joke about anything to him otherwise he'll get mad and leave the room or something. He's still my bro though. I wish he wouldn't take us so seriously. We all poke fun at each other.
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>>2390382
I'm fearful and self-loathing, where do I sign up?
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>>2390371
>"Greater than rape"
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>>2390386

Hell yeah man.
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>>2390354
>Get dunked
>Some cry

Was I offline the day these made sense?
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>>2390386
no
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>>2390409
Yes
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>>2390386
I don't care for candy, no.
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>>2390354

Nope. I just don't like slogan shirts in general.

Or shit with skulls all over it.

It's just a personal taste thing.
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>>2390319
i love pinkie

i don't know why
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>>2390386
Meh
I prefer vanilla but I'm up for anything really
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>>2390382
AAAA HA HA HA
AAAAHHH HA HA HA
SINESTRO IS HATE
SO ARE WE
AAAAHHH HA HA HA

GREEN LANTERN, THE HOT NEW MOVIE FOR 2011! SEE IT NINE TIMES, KIDS!
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>>2390390

If it tastes good, why not?

Not like it'll work.
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>>2390386
Yes. Yes I would.
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>>2390393
I don't have friends to humiliate me.
So no I don't get upset over jokes.
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>>2390409
4yo anal
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Does MLPG still have a TF2 server?
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>>2390416
>Skulls
>Slogan shirts
>Metal band shirts

The unholy t-shirt trinity
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>>2390422
Maybe it has something to do with her being so crazy?
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>>2390426

>sinestro is hate

Except he's not.
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>>2390390
Made by the CMC? It's probably just grape juice and apple juice mixed together with pop rocks in it or something.
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>>2390401
>market it to feminists
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>>2390381
>that feel when have asperger's and no-one comes to talk to you because you seem disinterested and preoccupied
>you do talk to people anyway
>they talk to you like you're a child and are overzealous with their sudden "interest" in what you are talking about

It's pretty shit.
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>>2390426
Sinestro is FEAR you moran
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>>2390451
AHHHH HA HA HA
AAHHHH HA HA HA
DARKEST NIGHT / BRIGHTEST DAY IS IMPORTANT AND VITAL TO UNDERSTANDING ANYTHING IN DC
AAHHHJHHHHHEHRJKEHLJK
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>>2390428
>Something from MLPG.
>Tasting good.

The smell alone will make you projectile vomit.
It's like Ross's art, in a horrible liquid form.
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>>2390457
Nobody cares about a bastard
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>>2390450
i love her even when she's crazy
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>>2390426
>sinestro is hate
do you even /co/
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so i heard ross up and left again

any details?
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>>2390461
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>>2390472
>negative comment about Rose
>guaranteed replies
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>>2390472
>that stealth feel when you like Ross' art
>His shit in the RSGs isn't bad
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>>2390471
>One of the green lanterns was gay.
>haueueueue
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>>2390490
MLPG useing Friend Off was Super Effective
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>>2390485
No, I don't
Because I spend my $2.50 on a three-pack of condoms at the 7-11, not any of the Weeklies.
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s-should i do it mlpg?
shipping is like $5
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>>2390457

>that feel when I probably have some kind of social disorder but can carry myself quite well around other people if I have to
>people always like me and want to keep talking to me
>they're surprised when they learn I have no friends or interests
>make excuses to duck out of any conversation and just wander away
>tfw self inflicted isolation
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>>2390451
>>2390485
Maybe it's a troll.
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>>2390497
you dumb son
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>>2390482
But shes always crazy.
Its just different kinds of crazy.
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>>2390490
His planet needed him.
It's a fat bitch joke.
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>>2390511
DO NOT EVER BROWSE THAT PAGE AGAIN!
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>>2390493
> riddled with spelling errors
> only rankings, not 'explanations' of each
No. No no no no no.
NOOOO no no no no no, NO no no no, No.

NON, IIE, NYET, NOPE.
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>>2390449
>fire decal shirts
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>>2390523
Just think, if you left her after a long and happy but slowly breaking down relationship she would permanently be Pinkamena ugh i hate saying that and would never recover.
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>>2390511
You chose the wrong picture.
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>>2390511
>Round mouse pad.
Nope.
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>>2390511
>Mouse pads

Do people still use trackballs?
Is this a thing?
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>>2390507
wait, really?
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>>2390503
Alan Scott was very likely gay.
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>>2390523

>that feel when you get the largest boner over yanderes

i dont even want to be edgy
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>>2390507
Because it made him realize he has none?
Anyone have the pic of him talking to the poor fuck that got paired with him?
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>>2390551
I'm using a boook as mouse pad

I'm in the bed
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>>2390449
>>2390540
>those silk shirts with superheroes/anime characters on them
>meant for 12 year olds a million years ago
>worn by over weight neckbeards the world over
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>>2390544
I think she would recover.
After she still has her friends and massive amounts of "sugar"
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>>2390551
A lot of optical mice have trouble operating on certain surfaces. Woodgrain, certain plastics, anything reflective with an odd design.

Mousepads can be good for those folks.
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>tfw your confident and funny and have lots of friends
>tfw they ask you to go do things with them
>tfw you always say no and come up with some excuse as to why you can't go
I just want to play video games you faggots God damn
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>>2390571
Trackball. Do you have a trackball?
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>>2390583
Yeah
I know that feeling four years ago
Why did I turn into such a loser after Freshman year in college?
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>>2390577
>not using lazah mouses
>The two thousand and twelfth year of the Lord Hezooz Hernandez Christ
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>>2390176
his point is that you're bound to find someone you're compatible with
I'm going through a long chain of replies to find your post so bare with me if you're 40 minutes ago or something
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>>2390511

>that picture
>not dreamworks dash
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>>2390603
I am using a laser mouse. But my desk is glass.
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>>2390606
> bare with me
Man
Sexual advances in MLPG?
This will backfire wildly.
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>>2390537
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>>2390575
I want to get a silk screen pony shirt, a fake beard, a fedora, and cargo shorts and go as a brony for Halloween next year.
Maybe also a fat suit.
Like that will ever happen
Forever some retarded Zombie theme with friends
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>>2390603
My desk is glass

My mouse does not detect on it
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I need pictures, pictures of princesses in panties/underwear.
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>>2390551
I still use a mouse pad, mostly to save the table surface from years of having a mouse rubbed across it.

On my old desk, you could easily see where the mouse had been.
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>>2389825
>80 art requests

I love you mlpg.
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>>2390615
god damn it
it's late
let's fuck
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>>2390600
Because computers and video games are such easy access and require no effort and very little money to get a massive amount of entertainment out of. Why spend precious green paper on getting drunk with buddies when you can sit at home and enjoy video games for the price of the monthly electric bill?
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>>2390577
Even though my mouse will work on many surfaces, I use a mousepad because it protects my mouse from getting scratched up, and it glides better.

Is this defeating the purpose of all those lazors?
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>>2390637
i uh... what?
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>>2390583
>have quite a few friends
>HEY ANON WE'RE GOING TO THE BEACH WANNA GO?
>know that they're going to end up hanging around your place all day and eat all your food
>NOPE.MPEG-4
>NOW TO GET SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE DONE
>browse MLPG and read >fanfiction
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>Kharn the Betrayer will never frolic in the land of ponies.
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>>2390628

Have fun.
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>>2390650
You heard me.
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>>2390664
>dark Luna
>suplex
o-oh my
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>>2390664
unf
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>>2390664
>Luna is a nigger
holy fuck what is it with bronies and niggers Jesus christ
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>>2390664
Isn't that traced from a Futurama scene?
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>>2390664
Huh.
Can Luna hold that position while I eat her out like a starving man?
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>>2390678
>dark Luna
>When humanized Luna shifts into nightmare moon form, she turns brown
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>>2390646
Getting drunk is severely overrated.

Now ambien and/or vicodin? I'm always up for that, though that's more of a solo activity
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My pony dreams are coming back!
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>>2390699
>using the word nigger
holy fuck what is it with 4chan users and being blatantly racist like it's still funny without a proper set up and punch line?
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>>2390614
>>2390625
But lazor maases work on glass dun dey?
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>>2390694
>implying spidermaning a thread is still funny
>In MLPG
>thirty-second minute of the twenty-third hour of the fifth day of the sixth month of the twelfth year of the third millennium
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>>2390719
>Evil Mexican tries to make a siesta that never ends.
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>>2390699
/b/ plz get the fuck out
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the pone can see the phone
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>>2390741
no
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>>2390737
Share one for the people yo
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>>2390699

Well there are a few among them.
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>>2390747
i think thats wrong
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>>2390699
>>2390738
I remember when people on /co/ told LOLSOEDGY racists to fuck off back to /b/. I'd love to go back to that.
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>tfw Pink

[OINK]
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>>2390738
lel xD sure got me good bro xDddd
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>>2390751

>pones have working arcade games
>still don't have telephones

Wat.
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bugs r cool
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>>2390771
>Not go back to /ne-
Oh yeah...
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>>2390788
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>>2390751
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
bananapone
>>
guys am i anon
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>>2390757
I had a dream last night that me and TAW's OC gave Rarity a futa-cock, but I don't remember the rest.
The point is: I had a long spell of no pony dreams and now I've had two in the past few days, plus random flashes of pony that I barely remember the next day.
Ponies are back in my subconscious.
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>>2390771
I think the only ban I ever got on /co/ was when I wrote "nigger nigger nigger nigger" in the Dwayne McDuffie death sticky.

I agreed with that ban.
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>>2390738
>saying nigger
> racist
hue
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>>2390788
>Changelings with birds attached to their asses.
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>>2390808
no
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>>2390805
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>>2390743
Jesus christ you are so 05-06. It's already 06-06 in here.
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>>2390785
pone is not clever.
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>>2390819

what am i then
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>>2390808
I dox you, now I'm anon XDXDXDXDXD
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>>2390699
>caring about race shit in humanizations
>ever
/b/ pls go

>>2390785
They have mail that can be instantly transported via magic
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>>2390751
the fuck is wrong with her face
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>>2390809
Gave here a futa-cock as in you fucker her, or gav it to her as in you were some artificer of futa-cocks and you crafted it for her?
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>>2390788
Yes they are.

>tfw you will never be able to give all of your love to bugpone
;_;
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>>2390835
>He thinks everyone has a dragon.
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>>2390839
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>>2390835

>instantly transported via magic

That's only been demonstrated by Celestia and Spike, the latter of which is a fucking dragon.
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>>2390832
i cant tell you, you have to look deep inside yourself to find the answer
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>>2390813
I still want this drawn. Wingless changelings hitching rides on giant birds by using their vaginal claws.
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>>2390862
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TRYING TO TELL ME
>>
shit

what if my sister opens my dragon dildo package

fuck i didn't even think of that
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>>2390839
>You will never be in charge of writing foreign official pony comics.
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>>2390839
>that feel when your pony art is pretty shit, but better than the official comcis

Holy shit, Rarity's face got flattened or something
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>>2390839
SHE PART OF GRORIOUS MASTER RACE
WHITE PONY IS BEST PONY
YOU WANT ORANGE COWBOY PONY? YOU WANT BLUE LESBIAN PONY?
YOU AMERICANS ARE PIG DISGUSTING FUCK YOU
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>>2390878
share?
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>>2390870
How does Celestia send those letters anyways?
Does that bitch breathe fire?
Does she light her magic farts on fire?
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>>2390852
> artificer of futa cock
So you mean they're Bad Dragon?
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>>2390873
>"BUTTERFLIES"
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>>2390873
Do you read Constantine? Have you seen the issue where two thugs try to take out map in a subway tunnel? She's saying something like what he said.
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>>2390839

>read your little sister's diary
>impinge on her privacy
>surprised when she hates you for it

GODDAMNIT RORITY
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>>2390883
AHAHAHAH
Oh you crazy Koreans
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>>2390839
looks normal to me
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>>2390852
I'll go into more detail:
I don't know anything about TAW's OC. She was just a stand-in for TAW. Her special talent was imposing sexual situations on pones. She demonstrated by making Rarity grow a futa-cock.
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>>2390782
That might actually be my favorite song from season 2.

I like the short songs the most. My top favorite is Hush Now Quiet Now.
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>>2390895
THERE IS A EPISODE ABOUT THIS
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>>2390873
She is explaining to you that they are not moths they are fucking BUTTERFLY'S
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>>2390878

Back massagers bro.
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I- I had an accident, anon...
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>>2390893
But I watched it like three years ago
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Anyone want me to draw something?
Pic related, it will look nowhere near this good.
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>>2390925
did you wet the bed? :3
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>>2390925
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>>2390899

>AJ high as fuck

Nothing seems to be out of place here.
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>>2390857
>tfw you try anyway and it feels like it works
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>>2390906
That's the stupidest fucking shit ever. This post alone is the reason why, right now, I'm going to filter "TAW" in the subject field as well.
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>>2390857
be careful not to give her too much love. she may get fat
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>>2390922
WHAT IF SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HER BUTT?
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>>2390862
WHAT DOES IT MEAN? WHAT IS SHE SAYING? GOD I CANT TAKE IT!!!
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>>2390839
> she reads diary
> doesn't like what she sees

Oh my.
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>>2390891
I meant a flesh-crafter.

>>2390906
Oh.
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>>2390899
>The token stoned redneck.
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>>2390935
sweetie belle
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>>2390951
maybe i want to see her a little chubby...
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Why are you not in the luggage MLPG?
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>>2390888
"I'll let you have Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Sundays. I get Monday, Wednesday, and Friday."
"What about Saturday?"
I couldn't decide on a punchline so you get an option:
"We share on Saturday."
"Mom has Saturdays already."
"That is the day of the Sabbath, and we can't masturbate then, you goyim."
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>>2390951

>dat semi-transparent stomach

unf
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>>2390950
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>>2390950
Go ahead. Like I said, I don't know anything at all about the character. That's just how my dream went.
Most of my dreams are pretty stupid.
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>>2390839
What the fuck is Spike doing in the first panel?
Breakdancing?
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>>2390952
>"DID YOU JUST TOUCH MY ASS?!"
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>>2390839
>not wanting to be rufus
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>>2390979
I know. I've been meaning to try my hand at coloring that, but I need to be able to get her belly juuust right, or it'll ruin the effect.
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>>2391005
NOONE USE THAT FUCKING WORD.
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>>2391000
Yeah...th-that's Misa's cell phone. I can give it back to her.
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>>2391014
Which word? Is it "rufus?"
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>>2391000

DON'T BREAK MY BUTT.
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>>2391014
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>>2391000
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>>2390969
Maybe she wouldn't mind being a little chubby. As long as it meant you'd love her that much more.
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>>2390998
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hey guys I drew a pony, in hindsight I think I may have used too many layers but it looks better with them on rather than off anyway
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>>2391041
Aw shit niggu, my heart...

Lovely!
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>>2390951
>>2390969
>tfw Chrysalis has never seen any being like you before
>tfw you are so willing to give love, and it is seemingly endless
>tfw she's developed a little potbelly
>tfw she tries to shun you for a bit, so that she gets back her figure
>tfw you wrap your arms around her from behind
>tfw you stroke her pudge gently and whisper into her ear "...I love it"
>tfw she lets out a soft moan, and you feel her belly swell against your hands ever so slightly
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>my little dungeon update
>ANTHRO RARITY
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>>2391041
Good job except for the left eye.
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>>2391041
>Killbot Pinkie Pie
>>
surely I can't be the only person who tries to edge while writing clopfiction because it keeps you interested and the stuff you produce while you're horny as fuck is somehow much better than the stuff you come up with when your mind is clear
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>One day Ol' Rusty decided that he was going to be an fireman.
>Half of Equestria was in a blaze before the sun went down.
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>>2391041
>shading with black
Shit, I can't draw and even I know that's wrong.
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>>2391041
Wow, it looks really damned nice! Keep it up!
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>>2391032

That shit is totally rufus, bro.
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>>2391041
Not bad at all, but the scrunch is done a bit weird.
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>>2391055
Meh is not like we are going to have sex anyway.
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>>2391041
It's cute.

>Dat fukin scrunch
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>>2391067
Not the artist, but even I can tell that's not black shading.
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>>2391065
Of course you aren't.
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>>2391067
Well its obvious that you can't draw because you ARE wrong
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>>2391078
You showed them bugfags, man.
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>>2391041
Dose eyes

Don't shade with black, also, her left eye should be foreshortened (ie more oval-like)
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>>2391055
Well, duh, even Twilight was anthro.

Doesn't look bad though, let's see what happens...
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>>2391068
Hey, what did I say about using my nametag?
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>>2391077
Do you remember when the squid totally rufus'd it?
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>>2391078
>fluffy pony "editor" shows his hate for chrysalis
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>you will never feed Chrysalis bits of cake and chocolate and watch them go down into her stomach before she vomits them back up.
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>>2391041
The scrunch is too bumpy, and not layered enough, as well as the lines being too thick about the snout.
The background details are great, though, nice job with the colors.
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>>2391040
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>>2391054
>Chrysalis finds MLPG
>She gets so fat that she can't even move anymore
>She just keeps MLPG open in a tab so the love can flow into here while she writes Tyranid fanfics on /tg/
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>>2391119
What? You aren't using it anymore.
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>>2391041

The eyes are kinda creeping me out.

I know it's a reflection but Pinkie looks like some kind of deathbot.
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>>2390951
>>2391037
>>2391054
i'll be back in a few minutes
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>>2391124
Is it fanon that she can't eat real food?
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>>2391037
>>2391054
Oh, wow... Um.
I...
Unf?
I think unf.
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>>2391122

Rufus remembers.
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>>2391041
eye sizes are fucked up, but other than that is cute
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>>2391131
>You will never wash her with a rag on a stick.
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>>2391134
That's because I haven't done anything to warrant putting it on. So deal with it.
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>>2391131
>She becomes the fa/tg/uy
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>>2391147
She was shown eating one of AJ's tart things during the episode.

Yes. It's fanon.

It's not even fanon. It's headcanon.
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>>2391131

>DLFG is Chrysalis

It makes so much sense!

not really but we really need death leaper X Chrysalis art
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>>2391131
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>>2391124
>You will never see her turn into the color of said cake.
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>>2391156
dont mind me just posting best rufus
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>>2391163
Ugh, fine Mr. trip pants.

I'll just look for some other namefag in the archives.
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>rufus
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>>2391169

But she spat it back out didnt she?

I think everyone got the implication that she couldnt eat it.
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>>2391139
>being creeped out by deathbot ponies
>when best pony is a deathbot
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>>2391169
> she continues eating AJ's tarts as Granny Smith markets them as being baked WITH LOVE
> surprisingly "hard work, patience, and love" is such a vital tonic
> downing it with chocolate milk sates her for nearly a week each Market Day
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>>2391175
>she uses her changeling powers to grow a cushiony sac on her butt
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>>2391179
Thank you.
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>>2391177
fuck im bad at remembering to take that name off
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>>2391191
>I think everyone got the implication that she couldnt eat it.

...

fdsijkadfesrdsaj
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we rufus now?
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>>2391205
Tess can't into colors
>>
Hey, did anyone happen to cap the CMC LARP thread?
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>>2391149
Do you not want to hold with your hands the physical result of just how much you love her? Feeling the silky smooth taut belly after a long day of praise and affection?
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>>2391177
Fucking CN not accepting the new Wacky Races
Fuck them to hell
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>>2390964
Is this okay?
Any other requests?
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>>2391191
No. She swallowed. She just pitched the doggy bag AJ gave her in the trash on the way out.
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>>2391225
>CMC LARP
W-what
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>>2391145
>>2391149
>you surprise her with a hug when she's outside
>she starts swelling and doesn't stop
>she swells so large that she floats away with you on top of her
>neither of you are ever seen again
>the changelings switch their government from a monarchy to a representative democracy
>voter fraud runs rampant as they can change their forms at will
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>>2391067
it's not actually black, it's a really light purple, almost gray
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>>2391176

>you will never get to see Chrysalis' distended belly coloured white
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>>2391229
I wonder if the excess love is processed into changeling goo, and her translucent stomach is just bloated and churning with evil slime.
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>>2391225
>CMC live action role playing
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>>2391235
I imagine they couldn't figure out how to make it "EXTREEEME" with multiple villains and product lines for merch.

Nevermind the Frankenmobile is the shit.
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>>2391244
>Changeling FOX news constantly gets into the princesses shit.
>>
whats the best episode to clop to Princess Celestia?
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>>2391243

People were posting women in LARP gear and someone suggested the CMC are into that, which spawned greentext.
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>>2391055
Why are you so surprised?
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>>2391243
You missed it bro.
You missed something good.
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>>2391261
> Sweetie Belle's squeaky voice shouting "I CAST MAGIC MISSILE!"
Okay
My heart just stopped
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>>2391229
Of course I do. Being able to rub her puffy tummy and feel it grow while I pepper her with kisses would be just... Just...

I don't know. I can't even think of a word for it.
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>>2391276
>human Celestia
>pony Twilight
I dont know.
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>>2391272
At least tell me it's Live Action and not Live Avatar.
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>>2391272
And when greentext gets spawned in MLPG, magic happens.
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>>2391287
Groovy?
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>>2391282
Sweetie cant into magic so she become a warrior.
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>>2391282
>That one LARP video
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
MAGIC MISSILE
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>>2391055
>anthro Rarity
Dammit why must best pony suffer this
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>>2391272
I swear, for a second I thought you meant bronies wearing CMC capes LARPing in Cutie Mark quests. I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>2391282

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
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>>2391276
>Pony Twilight.

Did you see her? It was anthro.
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>>2391236
haha, excellent
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>>2391291
TIME?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yk2vR8w2sjc
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>>2391191
She can eat it, but they don't taste good and/or don't provide the necessary nutrients.
>>
Stop samefagging Anonymous
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>>2391326
More like she prefers LOVE and, well, sweet sweet pony treats aren't her thing maybe
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>>2391236
>Nobody wants to ask for shitty MS paint shit
Oh well, have something from last night.
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>>2391196
I wish I could grow a chair out of my rear.
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>>2391305
>that picture of some faggot wearing a CMC cape to Wal-Mart
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>>2391287
Phenomenal? Sensual? Everything-I-Could-Have-Ever-Wanted?
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>>2391304

i keep telling you, things break. even the best things.
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>>2391303
>LIGHTNING BOLT!
>LIGHTNING BOLT!
>SLEEP!
>LIGHTNING BOLT!
WONDERBOLT!
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>>2391346

YOU RANG?
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>>2391349
...

Yeah...
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Which pony likes to feel the air in her butt while flying?
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>>2391291
Live action.
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>>2391346
>>2391363

That's great, except that's a Target.
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>>2391363
What would you do if you saw this, MLPG?
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>>2391375
Big Mac
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>>2391358
You sly motherfucker.
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>>2391375
Derpy of course. I'll bet she likes to fly like Powdered Toast Man.
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>>2391375
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>>2391387

I'd tell them it was just a show
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drunk trixie wants to fuck . gif
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>>2391386
Anon here, I come from a land free of Targets.
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>>2391388
B-But Big Mac doesn't fly...
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>>2391387
Seethe with jealousy.
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>>2391387
Buy some delicious Cliff Bars.
Best hiking or skiing snack around.
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>tfw sleeping pills start kicking in
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>>2391387
Make this face.
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MLPG Hamburger Time Journal Day 45
Morale: High
Horsefucking Levels: High
Flavor of the Day: VIDEO GAAAAAAAAMES AGAIN
Post count for 06/05/12:

More E3 discussions today. I think everyone was thoroughly disappointed in it. I was.

Lots of questing going on today, more-so than usual. Certainly a different kind too...

Also we have a new theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE

All else quiet.
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>>2391407
Why do I love female Night Crawlers so much, this isn't even a thing oh god please help me. I understand some of you fetish fags now, always pushing your shit into this thread. I understand bro...
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>>2390951
>>2391054
>>2391131
>>2391229
>>2391255
>>2391287
>all this fat Chrysalis talk again
GOD DAMN IT WHERE IS LK?
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>>2391406
But he gets high.
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>>2391417
PfffthahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2391423
>all else quiet

what are you hiding Leth?
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>>2391423
>Also we have a new theme song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE
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>>2391429
Busy living the dream while the rest of us have to sit here and wish we could give a chubby bugpone some bellyrubs
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>>2391423
Forgot post count. 5570. Old horses are still being used. It'll make tomorrow bigger.
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>>2391429
I know that feel bro
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>>2391423
>Not a single mention to The Simpsons thread.
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>>2391229
>>2391287
>>2391255
>>2391429
>Chrysalis command you to shower her with your love while you give her ever growing stomach belly rubs
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>>2391452
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>2391469
Oh yeah, I forgot about that, whoops.
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>>2391426
i swear to god
if there was a human being that had the same pointy ears and skin color and lithe, muscled body, but like also had small horns on their forehead, even if they were just little nubs, I would not rest until I had fucked/been fucked by them
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>>2391452
I think you forgot to take something off, there.
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>>2391453
Where is this from
I want it
Totally unrelated someone is trying to convince me this isn't bullshit, but I'm pretty sure it is. http://www.walmart.com/ip/Six-Star-Pro-Nutrition-Professional-Strength-Testosterone-Booster-Dietary-
Supplement-60ct/19758129


Will we ever see a Very Special Episode of My Little Pony warning us about the dangers of anabolic steroids?
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>>2391475
>You piss on her.
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>>2391341
>Autopilot
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>>2391454
>tfw LK gets to have chubby bugpone waifu bellyrubs and not you
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Pinkie Pie...
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>>2391484
I'll forgive you this time
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>>2391515
>Ramona
>Pinkie Pie

That's so wrong I don't even know where to begin.
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>>2391500
>"YEAAAAH!"
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>>2391515
> Scott is Caramel
> She's Pinkamena
WACKY HIJINKS!
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>>2391491
Don't forget the possibility of foot jobs and tail jobs.
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>>2391537
>>2391537
Not in attitude

But look at her!
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>>2391365
Would you ever stop? Would you ever be able to resist? Your love is endless, which could potentially mean her stomach is as well.
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>>2391423

Capped!
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>>2391475
>she sighs in contentment as you snuggle up against her love-bloated tummy
>you gently stroke her belly while she lies on her back, legs curled up above her, a look of sheer bliss on her face
>every breath she takes makes her rise just a little, but it never seems to go back down
>she giggles a little as you trace your finger along one of the little grooves in her belly, and you lean down to rub your cheek against her
>she swells up a little as you plant a gentle kiss on it
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>>2391551
her hair isn't even puffy
0/7
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>>2391491
In the history of medical practice, surely someone's been born with blue or slate-blue skin. Coldn't you maybe want to fuck that with wild, reckless abandon?
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>>2391563
>post count
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>>2391551
Well... Her hair is pink...
And her shirt is pink....
....
I don't see it at all.
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What do you mean no more chipmunks?
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>>2391571
PREHENSILE TAIL, PREHENSILE TAIL

yellow eyes
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>>2391571
it just doesn't look good on actual people
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>>2391564
>she gets so fat that she can't fit through the tunnels
>she changes her shape so that she's stretched out like a rainicorn
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>>2391563
I only read these once a day. Why you are capping them is beyond me.
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>>2391580

day isn't over yet.
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>>2391595
>Sentenal.
>Autism.

There you go.
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>>2391564
Would she be warm to rub against and cuddle?
Or cold, like the evil insect she is?
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>>2391595
>what is archiving
Why anyone would have a server up to archive 200+ GB of threads is beyond me.

No it isn't.
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>>2391587
Dash...Dash likes chipmunks?
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>>2391571
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argyria
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>>2391551
Shit negro what are you doing
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>>2391605
her carapace is warm from all the living ponies she's keeping in her belly
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>>2391604
nachos pls go
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>>2391587
> no more Chipmunks
Oh thank god
Our national nightmare is over

Would you ... I don't know, tell Twilight to take up animal euthanasia if she picked up a squirrel or chipmunk as her next pet?
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>>2391560
I guess I'd have to, eventually. As much as I'd like to see her all pudgy and round, if we go too far, she might get cross, and that's the last thing I want. It might be hard to stop though.

Maybe... Maybe just enough so she has to spread her legs out a little, and her belly dips down to slide along the ground between steps.
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>>2391618
Dash is a weird pone
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>>2391627
Whoever he is, he's right.
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>>2391604
I'm not the one capping the Hamburger Reports, it's an awesome anon.

Thank you anon, you're awesome!
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>>2391615
I don't understand it.
Who's going to read a thread from six months ago?
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>>2391633
But, why...why would she like chipmunks
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>>2391639
>samefag
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>>2391644
shhhhhh
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>Chrysalis
You guys...
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>>2391639
False.
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>>2391626
Why is she keeping them in there?
Is she digesting them?
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>>2391605
Well... Normally her body's as cold as her heart, but after that much love and affection? She'd be radiant. You could cuddle her big belly and fall right asleep, even on a cold winter's night.

You ever hear someone say they have 'warm, fuzzy feelings'? There's a reason for that.
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>>2391657
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>>2391379
>>2391291
>>2391272
>>2391294
>>2391243
>>2391281
>>2391225

Time to archive-dive.

Back in a bit.
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>>2391644
Again, >what is archiving?
It's over your head anon, don't get angry.
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>>2391663
Have you ever heard of 'love batteries', anon?
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>>2391666
actually it's just endorphins fucking with you
if you body is radiating heat enough for you to feel, you're probably boiling your brain

oh wait,
>bugfags
>brains
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>>2391666
Well, I like that. But would her heart warm up as well? Could she ever stop being evil? Could being bloated on your honest love turn her to good?
Or am I just kidding myself?
>>
Where's Rarity Quest?
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>>2391692
>
>>2391602
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>>2391657
LK pls draw ANYTHING with bugpone
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>put bugpone in the microwave for 5 seconds or until warm
"it's just like bags of sand!"
"BAGS OF SAND"
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>>2391682
>Chyrsalis leeches love off the ponies inside her
>When they're used up, their husks are digested
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>>2391700
Seconding this.
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>>2391700
no LK owes me a picture first
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>>2391692
Anon, I'm sorry but Aspirant was in a fatal horse accident
There will never be another Rarity Quest
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>>2391657

LK draw Chrysalis with cans of spaghetti visible in her stomach.

"This is what I get for browsing mlpg"
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>>2391544
>Caramel gets a speaking role in S3
>he is played by Michael Cera

Is this awesome y/y?
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>>2391628
I would a female chipmunk.

The one in the glasses.
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>>2391709
When they're used up, she gives birth to them as changelings.
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>>2391714
Did he... did he take it balls deep?
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>>2391722
>Michael Sera

No it becomes a terrible thing that will ruin all things in a thingocalypse.
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>>2391714
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>>2391684
Anon, here's an experiment for you, put your palm about an inch away from your arm, you're going to feel heat coming off it.

But that other anon is completely fucking wrong
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>>2391724
Nannette? I guess if you had to pick, that'd be the one -- but you DO know the current iterations are litreally chipmunk sized, right?
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>>2391728
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>>2391737
Yes but my dick is tiny so it would not matter.
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>>2391722
Yes.

Also genderswapped Fluttershy.
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>>2391712
what does he own you?
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>>2391740
In the dark of the night evil will find her...
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>>2391684
>>2391736
No duh. It was a joke for the sake of the feel, stupid.
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>>2391736
I meant feeling warmth from something to the point of being able to stave off <20 degree celsius temperatures
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>>2391756
>own
owe
fuck
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>>2391605
>Every part of Chrysalis is covered in a cold armor-like exoskeleton
>Every part except her soft and flesh-like midsection. The more she has engorged herself with love the warmer it becomes.
>The larger her semi-transparent belly gets the easier it is to actually see through it.
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>>2391615
>the archive could probably save hundreds of gigabytes of space by collapsing duplicate files with symlinks
>it doesn't
>we are now filling it with 3MB OGGs
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>>2391740
The thought of Chrysalis kidnapping me and taking me away to an underground cave lit only by the green glow of her magic, gluing me to the spot with goo, and forcing me to watch as she slowly corrupts and transforms the main six, one by one, is giving me a serious erection.
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>>2391788
Would it do anything more for you to know that you're next?
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>>2391775
I have no idea how the archive works.
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>>2391806
Yes. As long as she saved me for last.
Maybe she could make them do it.
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Sup guys?
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>>2391769
>snuggle with chubby, well loved Chrysalis, hugging her taut, warm belly
>you can see the shadow of your arm on top, and her idly running a hoof across the other side
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>>2391788
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Got bored so I cap this from the last thread.

>>2391775
And those gif file eats up alot of space.
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>>2391728
>>2391709
>In times where her brood numbers are drastically small, she'll transform the lifeless former shell of a pony into another changeling and give birth to it.
>Otherwise she'll merely digest the leftovers
>During those times her carapace appears extra radiant and her belly has a bit more bulge to it than normal for a little while.
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>>2391759
Make your feels scientifically accurate next time, fuckass
we are in a society of intellectuals, don't act like we don't understand brain chemistry

>>2391788
transformation is my biggest and oldest fetish. I remember being like ten and just reading the transformation sequences in animorphs over and over and getting really strange feelings
I learned how to masturbate at the end of fourth grade
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>>2391832
Why would she waste her time when she's got so many fresh minions that need training?
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>>2391851
God save the queen please leave
>>
Our horses don't live very long lives.
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Can someone tell me how I can get the 4chan X script for the Archive to work?
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>>2391877
Jessy would you draw me the fast blue pony plz?
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>>2391877
Granny Smith is 200yo.
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>>2391877
No they don't, but it's all for the best.

Now, Jessica, will you be streaming tonight?
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>>2391864
Transformation is also my biggest and oldest fetish. It gave me a boner ever since I can remember, even before I knew what getting a boner meant.
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>>2391867
>Renne Quest tomorrow
>LK was asking about sounds yesterday
Bring spare underwear
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>>2391757
You are my newest nigger.
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>>2391877
They live forever in the archive.
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My panka headcannon and story of my life.
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>>2391904
Why are you calling me Jessica?
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>>2391757
>>2391914
A triad of niggers
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>>2391896
I keep thinking that they are an over sight.
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>>2391910
b-but wasnt rarityquest tonight?
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>>2391906
> Cute guys are my biggest and oldest fetish. They gave me a boner ever since I can remember, even before I knew what getting a boner meant.

Same for impregnating women.

Not sure what to make of that.
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>>2391870
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>>2391936
Jessy is short for Jessica, and Jess is short for Jessy.

Stream pls.
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>>2391951
>Going to Reddit.
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>tfw you held in piss for too long because it's fucking cold in Melbourne
>tfw you relieved yourself
>tfw both of your urethral sphincters refuse to close
It's been 10 minutes guys
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>>2391936
It's my name, silly.
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>>2391946
Tis'. We here right now >>2383761
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>>2391946
Going on right now, actually.

Starting point: >>2388225

We're quite a bit along at this junction however.
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>>2391946
Renne Quest, not Rarityquest
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>Twilight will never find out about your Lyra fuckable plushy and punish you by turning you into a sentient but immobile fuckable plush doll and giving you to a pack of bronies, leaving you helpless, even to scream, as you are brutally raped hundreds of times by horny, overweight faggots
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>>2391956
>AJ has a fetish for getting fucked hard by insane manchildren.
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>>2391967
I don't go there often. It was an interesting side-trip, though.
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>>2391967
Stop being so adorable, Pinkie.
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>>2391971
>urethral sphincters refuse to close
dude what?
is that a thing?
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>>2391971
Dude, what kind of muscle relaxers / pain killers ARE YOU ON?
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>>2392001
No anonymous, that's a good thing
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>>2391686
She might temporarily become good, but your love is the only thing keeping her that way and you are a mortal man.
>>
Can I get some help? Where's the 4chan X script for the Archive? And does it actually work for anyone?
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>>2391993
>>2392001
>Applejack will never give birth to your children
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>>2391967
we dansan now?
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>>2392001
> horny, overweight faggots
Truth be told, heavy guys seem to know how to fuck for far longer than skinny ones and CUM BUCKETS.

That said I still prefer ottermode. Successful creepy image, son.
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>>2392023
Sphincter means orifice or passage, so I would hope so.
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A Reminder that 5 GB of Guild War 2 file need to be download before going into beta.

>>2391967
I really like this pony.

>>2392056
http://files.sooaweso.me/archivechan.user.js

Sometimes, it doesn't work.
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>>2392057
This should not be a bad feel.
But it is. I am lost.
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/co/!
I drew this for you.
Am I cool now?
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>>2392068
no I meant the sphincters refusing to close..that just sounds terrible. Like you'd just leak piss everywhere or something
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>>2392053
So, is SHE immortal? And my death will destroy any goodness I may have planted in her heart?
Can't she gift me with some form of immortality, or at least a life as long as hers?
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>Your love softens not only her stone heart, but her chitin as well
>She's lost her cold, heard exterior, and is almost squishy
>Her once unyielding exoskeleton is now almost rubbery, and she radiates warmth like any other pony
>She's told you how much it frightens her, how vulnerable she feels, but her worries wash away every time you hold her close and tell her that it will be alright
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>>2391971
wat

explain
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>tfw LK won't draw any more chubby Chrysalis
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>>2392083
no.
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>>2392080
Oh shit, thanks
I would have opened my launcher on friday and sat there for hours
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>>2392102
>implying he won't if you pay him money for it
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>>2392081
> I want to impregnate a cartoon horse
I ... I understand. God that's a strange feeling.
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>>2391956
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>>2392087
Just put on some of your diapers, assuming you didn't use them all last raid night.

You aren't some casual that forgets to stock up on raid supplies, are you?
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>>2392104
Oh....
Okay...
I'll leave now
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>>2392100
>go full rusty-mode and start tearing spongy chunks out
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>>2392119

>he hasn't made peace with it yet
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>>2391956
>new peter chimaera
>pone story
>new peter chimaera pone story

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
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>>2392102
Feels a little bad, man, but I don't want to be all needy about it. I'm just glad he made what he did.
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>urethral sphincters not closing
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>>2392102
Why wouldn't I?
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>>2392083
It's cute! Draw more soon!
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>>2392145
There is also a sanic one.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8185093/1/Knuckles_Vses_the_Fox_Power
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>>2392144
I made peace with it long ago. I feel for the poor faggot that is still conflicted.
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>>2392144
How on Earth do I do that? I unf to impregnation of hotwives. I don't go in for ponies, other than the thought of, well ... leaving her warm, sated, and dripping.
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>>2392144
>he had to make peace with it
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>>2391956
>feels good man
>green go seeping out of pussy

The fuck?
>>
>That featured pic on Paheal.
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>>2392087
seeing as it's only been a few minutes my volume of piss will be less than the starting volume of my bladder, so I ok for the mean time
I just hope they close up soon
I don't want to be incontinent guys
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0o-RWxdxuo
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>>2392080

>sometimes it doesn't work

...wasn't someone saying you had to set something to get it to work on the site? Like an "user allowance" or something?
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>>2391967
>not going to both for different things
id0rt master-race. This whole rivalry is shit. /v/ and r/gaming are EXACTLY THE SAME. /b/ and r/all are EXACTLY THE SAME. While r/guns is a more level-headed and serious place to discuss firearms, it will never have the sheep potential for lulz and shit that /k/ has. There is no game collecting community on 4chan, while r/gamecollecting is active and awesome. r/mylittlepony is a standard bronyshit affair. Nearly every console has its own specific subreddit. There's one for freebie offers. I'm subscribed to the official North Korean subreddit for grins.

My favorite thing is that when someone posts something completely off topic for the board, you can redirect them to r/ShitNobodyCaresAbout.

tl;dr Both 4chan and Reddit have thier perks. The trick is to stay the fuck away from the main boards on both sites as the secondary boards are where all the good shit is.
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>>2392196
These are always fucked up.
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>>2392205
You're going to have to wear diapers.
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>>2392196
yeah, I saw that

it was worth a laugh
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>>2392221
pls die
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>>2392056
>>2392080
Yep. It only works for archived pages before the new HTML and even then it occasionally gives weird error messages. I can't fix it now because I have a test in 3 hours.
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>>2391956
>Peter Chimaera MLP story.
>Jesus reading it.

MY BONER CAN'T HANDLE IT
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>>2392246
fuck off
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>>2392221
gtfo son
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>>2392246
pls die again
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>>2392119
>>2392180
>wanting to impregnate a cartoon horse

>not wanting to raise an adoring filly with your waifu
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>>2392196
What the fuck
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/851819
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>>2392279
That comes after the impregnation.
Don't you know anything about biology?
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>>2392221
>lulz

This isn't 2006, /r/edditor.
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>>2392258
Don't forget to tell us once you fix it! Thanks for it!
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>tfw drawthread
>everyone pretends you arent there.
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>>2392279

that comes later. impregnation first. mass impregnations, if at all possible.
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>>2392258
I am filled with the knowledge I would grab on to that ponytail, whip her head around, and slam her lips home to the hilt of my cock.

God, I'd even enjoy the hot sweaty tears streaming down my slight-pudge belly as she some-cried around my girth.

... This place is turning me into a monster.
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>>2392281
Did the queen die or some shit
I've been seeing significantly more of her highness than I am used to in the past few days
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KILL THREAD KILL THREAD
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>>2392279
Stop.
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Sweetie Belle is best CMC.
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>>2392100
>She tells you she never wants to lose you as she pulls you closer.
>You reassure her that you'll always be there for her.
>Her grip tightens on you as she suddenly looks upon you with hunger in her eyes. She's going to make sure you two are never apart.
>She begins to open her mouth wider and wider until her jaw splits apart so as to accommodate your head and shoulders.
>Her tongue worms it's way out and licks your cheek leaving a slimy black ichor trail before wrapping around your neck tightly.
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>>2392286
I've been here since 2006. Only been using reddit for two, and for the above reasons. it's as easy to avoid the LE RON PAUL 2012 SMOKE WEED GUISE LOLMEMES as it is here.
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>>2392311
It's her 60th anniversary of being the queen or something
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>>2392294
And you are..?
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>>2392258
If you could, can you give a detailed description on how you went on to create that file?
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Oh, and here your cap, A.J. !rinxooACj.

>>2392258
Nice to know. Can't wait to see it fix and good luck on that exam of yours.
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>>2392305
You were always a monster. You've just been awakened.
I will protect her from you.
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>>2392311
Diamond Jubilee, mang.
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>>2392231
That would be pretty humiliating. Especially if he lives with his parents. Imagine his friends:

>So you say you live with your parents, you have to wear diapers, and your favorite show is My Little Pony?
>What exactly makes you different from an actual infant, again?
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>>2392301
>not sating your desire for mass impregnation with just one waifu, somehow being virile enough to get multiple offspring from a single session after bloating your pony waifu with enough semen to make it impossible for her to walk
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>>2392326
This is getting a bit silly now.
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>>2392330
god she's old
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>>2392285
>>2392301
But you make it so sound like some primitive urge
This is you and your love
starting a happy little family, regardless of species
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>>2392329
>I've been here since 2006
So have I. You're still an idiot though.
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In before quit stalking Noel, SB.
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>>2392325
>choosing one CMC

Fucking pleb.
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>"Hello sir, welcome to In-N-Out, may I take your order?"
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>rape....well not rlly
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>>2392359
Well into her 80's. The Queen Mother lived until she was 102.
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>>2392362
>baw he doesn't use the One True and Honest Website
I stopped that EVERY OTHER SITE IS SHIT EXCEPT FOR OUR GLORIOUS 4CHAN bullshit a long fucking time ago.
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>>2392339
Good luck with that.
I trained in gorilla warfare.
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>>2392326
>>2392354
I would like to go back to love-fattened Chrysalis please
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>>2392373
never had these, are they good?
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>>2392354
>she stops and laughs, glad that you appreciate changeling humor
>she asks you to teach her about knock-knock jokes and jokes about men walking into bars
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>>2392373
That's not goodburger
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>>2392339
She'll start hanging out with me, picking flowers in the fields. Naturally you'll assume I'm a skeeze or at least angling in on her when you're SO CLOSE to getting her locked as a 'girlfriend'. You bring up your concerns with her.

She'll look at you like an exasperated mother, explaining "He's just a friend, and WE are just friends, god, don't you think I'm old enough or woman enough to make my own choices?"

The night after I've violated her throat, she'll smile through the tears, saying "you're a good friend."

We'll be back to picking flowers within the week, as maybe it was "just a weird day."

I'll have her begging to cock inside of a week and you'll never hear from her again.
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>>2392373
Yeah, I want a large Big Mac and a McFlurry.
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>>2392373
Do you have a girl toy?
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>>2392093
I actually have no idea how long they live. If we are going full bug then you will probably be the consort for several queens throughout your life.
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>>2392383
Yes but you don't have to force it down everyone's throats, on a site where reddit hate is strong, where you'll know you'll get a rise out of people.

It's obviously deliberate you are trying to get a response while trying to maintain an air of indifference.

Just stop going on about it or leave.
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>>2392408
Hohoho, that's a good way to get body fluids in your food.
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>>2392383
>Assuming all of that after calling you an idiot
My statement still stands.
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>>2392391
Had one when I went to San Francisco. Pretty tasty, but not earth-shattering like I've seen it made out to be. And yes, I got the burger and fries Animal Style.
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>>2392407
Keep going please.
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>>2392349
>tfw your friends replace your bed with a crib as a prank, then handcuff you inside, forcing you to rely on them for diaper changes and bottle feedings

I hate it when this happens. Every fucking time, I swear...
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>>2392361
> you and your love
No, dipshit
I want to impregnate as many women as possible, with their hands wrapped into claws, dragging down my back, begging to fuck mefuckmeFUCKMEFUCKME COME INSIDE ME MAKE ME A MOTHER

No pone waifu
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>>2392325
>>2392372
The things I would do to these fillies. Like having fun!

>>2392373
Give me 5 Flying Dutchman and 3 Animal Style Fries. Heavy on the spreads.

>>2392391
If you are in the West Coast or Texas, I would recommend trying those guys out.
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>>2392351

>not gaining power and becoming a ruler
>not forming a harem
>not filling Equestria with your human seed
>not keeping your waifu as your consort
>not going to sleep with her every night, her knowing that even though you lay with other women, you only care for her
>not fathering exactly one child with her to be your heir
>2102

DDT
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>>2392373
I'd like a double, Animal Style. And tack on a strawberry shake, jack, it's gonna be a long night.
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>>2392446
>No pone waifu
Ok but you are talking about impregnate ponies right?
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>>2392349
>>2392231
GOOD NEWS GUYS
THEY'RE BACK TO NORMAL

REMEMBER KIDDIES, LISTEN TO YOUR BODY
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>>2392446
>impregnation fetish

Ma nigga. I'm not so bothered about the actual pregnancy as I fucking love women screaming for me to dump my load into their puckering cervix.
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>>2392387
But we've had a full thread of that. Let the vorefags have their fun.
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>>2392462
>>2392456
>>2392434
Animal style?
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>>2392373

i'll come back once you idiots stop having the worst fries in the known universe.

burgers and shakes are great, though.
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>>2392372
She's smartest cmc and marshmallowiest cmc and voice crackiest cmc and adorablest cmc
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>>2392415
I'm not. I've made a total of two posts about it.

But if you want this discussion to end here it's fine with me.
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>>2392489
>worst fries in the known universe
That's not McDonalds
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>>2392407
Why must you destroy the most innocent pone of all?
And I certainly wouldn't be so possessive as to try and keep her from picking flowers with friends.
I'd trust in her and put confidence in her and she'd appreciate me all the more for it. We'd be a perfect pair.
Once you decided to blindside her with rape, I would come find you with my barrett cal .50 and combat shotgun.
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>>2392474
GodDAMN that's why I keep dating women

What if ... what if I dated a man but slept with women on the side?
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>>2392446

>BROOOOOOOOOODMOTHEEEEEEEEEER
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>>2392485
They put you in a pit with a live cow.
You fill in the rest.
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>>2392470
I wish to hold down Pinkie just to feel her wriggle and struggle.
Then I would tickle her
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>>2392334
It's a very lazy hack of the current version of 4chan X at the time. I just changed the @includes, removed the configuration entries for the thread updater and posting and (I thought) I suppressed all the code that made those error message boxes.

For the new version I plan to just use two different versions of 4chan X side by side. One for the old and one for the new HTML.

>>2392337
>>2392288
No problem and thanks. I'll probably work on it tonight.
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>>2392458
>letting delusions of grandeur and lust for power and pleasures of the flesh sway you from your One True Love
Do you even Prince Charming?
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>>2392470

that's good to hear

feel free to keep us up to date on your urethra
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>>2392520
you will have achieved the ultimate state
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>>2392485
Its the Pink stuff (I assuem 1000 Island Ranch) with chop grilled onions.

There is also Animal Style Burger they sell. Fucking bombing.
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>>2392490
I disagree with smartest.
All CMC seems equally smart.
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>>2392510
But McDonald's only has french fry flavored salt.
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>>2392351
>chubby Chrysalis
>now cum inflation
you're going to kill me, MLPG
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>that feel when TWILY
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>>2392490
>she's the smartest cmc
But that's not Applebloom
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>>>/wsg/
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>>2392548

fries = thousand island ranch, grilled onions and cheese, it's pretty fucking boss.
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Can a tripfag make the next thread? JR deleted the old one.
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>>2392515
> ultra super white night beta faggot
> I'll defend and protect her
I think you misunderstand
First she wants to be wanted, to be desired, to be reminded of that physically almost daily
Sure that starts with banter in a lot of situations, but why do you think so many relationships start with a guy straight-up saying 'You want coffee?'

That 'you defend and care for me' crap only comes later, after you've cemented a physical and emotional relationship as equally-desired people. That's like six months into most relationships when women wonder "does he REALLY love me"?

If you're expressing love before you really start a rapport or start acting like a VALIANT SUPPORTER AND WHITE KNIGHT you won't get jack shit.
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>>2392490
I think that'd be "most adorable", champ.
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>>2392560
They are good, but In & Out one is better and it is made with fresh Potato cut in front of you.
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>>2392543
I'll start sounding and we can go on an adventure exploring my urethra
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>>2392590
Sure I'll do it
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>>2392590
I made the last two threads, though.
I was planning on going to bed, but if you insist...
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>>2392590
This is still an issue? Do people still steal the marker too?
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>>2392576
>>2392549
But both Scootaloo and Applebloom have praised Sweetie Belle's ideas, and Cheerilee has praised Sweetie Belle's inquisitive nature.

Surely that must mean that she's smartest cmc.
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>>2392547
Sleep with men, sleep with women, only attached to your primary, impregnating dozens of women on the side thanks to Craigslist ...

Huh

I need to move to the big city
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>>2392617
Like hell you did.
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>>2392540
Is there any site I can go to to better understand what you have done? Any tutorials?
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>>2392590
But now you are just tempting me to do the same fucking thing.
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I WANT NEW EPISODE NEW EPISODE WHEN
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>>2392590
What the fuck? Smile stop marking his fucking threads please.
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>>2392609

>IT'S MADE WITH A FRESH-CUT POTATO

so fresh it still tastes like dirt.
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>>2392590
I just realized Sweetie Cape thread 404'd
I honestly didn't do it.
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>>2392630
If she's so smart then why doesn't she have her cutie mark?
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>hate children with a passion
>would love and cherish Applebloom

That feel...
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>>2392326
>before you can react, she pulls her tongue back and shoves you forward with her hooves
>your face presses against the back of her throat as you are jerked into her slimy mouth
>you try to flail, but she's holding you still as she begins to swallow
>you're is hugged on all sides as you're pulled into her throat, her long neck stretching as her new pliant 'shell' expands to accommodate you
>with one final gulp, she pulls you all the way in, and her throat ripples around you as you slide down
>the squishy tunnel gives way to a spacious, ooze filled chamber, and you ball up inside, suspended
>green light filters in from one side, and you press out against it, distending her belly slightly
>you see the shadows of her hooves running over it, and hear a deep sigh from somewhere within her
>her sudden predatory turn has understandably dampened the love keeping her pudgy, and you can hear her voice her confusion as the walls begin to close in around you
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>>2392634
>not going full Arab
>women are for babies boys are for pleasure

Do you even do things?
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>>2392646
calm down
>>
Welp, I guess I've finally reached rock bottom, MLPG. I just got off to an anthro drawing of an OC.

Should I kill myself? Y/Y
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>>2392680
What about her friends?
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Gunna take some art requests while I watch a movie. I think someone wanted a pony watching E3 but I can;t remember which pony they wanted.
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>>2392700
Them too, but especially Applebloom.

But I just cant stand real children.
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>>2392596
Well, what kind of time frames are we looking at here? How long have we each known her? Because I've been watching the show and loving Pinkie for quite a while.
And, anyway, you're talking about rape. I don't think I'm a "beta white knight faggot" for finding the idea of raping most innocent pone distasteful.
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>>2392100
>>2392326
>>2392682

you can't repair what was never broken. she started bad, and she's going to end bad.
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>>2392613
>inviting MLPG to explore your urethra
You know what? You assholes have finally done it. I'm actually feeling some sort of romantic attraction to all of you motherfuckers as if you were all one entity. I have a crush on a group of people. I'm cracked.
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>>2392706
Draw Arino Pone!
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>>2392630
got to keep the stupid kids self-esteem up somehow
cheerilee is best teacher after all
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>>2392680
>>2392700
I would love and ravage all of them.

Over and over again.
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>>2392629
I honestly did not delete the last thread.
I have no idea what happened.
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>>2392706
Do the main 6 looking disgusted at everything.
Except Fluttershy who is exited about Pikmin 3
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>>2392706
Can you draw uh, the CMC arguing over who won E3?
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>>2392607
Adorablest CMC is adorable.

>>2392672
Because she's talented in so many different areas that she would need like 10 cutie marks, so the gods don't grant her one, since she is best pone.
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>>2392682
Bitch, welcome to a world in indigestion.
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>>2392515
You imply I'd be destroying her. No, I'm just going to give her something she doesn't know she wants yet. You don't think that 'violation' she tells you so tearfully about isn't just something she thought was a positive at the time, only to feel frightened later?

Don't you know how easily perception can be bent if it just feels so, so good?

How does it feel to never have the confidence that yes, yes, you CAN make her cum so hard she'll keep coming back, even if you don't buy her flowers and coffee, I'm worshipping her body in ways you never can or will

And by GOD she knows it

Enjoy fiddling with your phallic compensation, I'll be out of town with my new girlfriend before you fire a bullet and leave so many puddles of worthless leavings fapping over what may have been.
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>>2392753
Second.
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>>2392644
I always recommend http://eloquentjavascript.net/ if you're new to programming and you want to learn JavaScript. It starts from the basics, but eventually gets into DOM stuff for web browsers.
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>>2392629
No, some faggot anon by the name of JR deleted the old ones that were being used for quests. he did it because he wanted to stir shit up, making the General quite riled.

It seems he has achieved his goal because now no-one wants to join an Anonymous made thread and people are STILL bitching about it.
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>>2392745

When you say "ravage them" do you mean take them to the park and push them on the swings?
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>>2392698

yes. if you kill yourself while on MLPG, you are resurrected as a pone.
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>>2392760
Too soon man :_:
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>>2392751
>Fluttershy who is exited about Pikmin 3

I was as well. Am I a horrible person?

No I'm not. FUCK YEAR PIKMIN 3.
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>>2392754
It's "most adorable", not "adorablest".
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>>2392682
So long as this doesn't end with digestion you should keep going.
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>>2392784
No, she is bestest.
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>>2392734
Haha, you always wanted that guy drawn, don't you?
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>>2392720
> implying what the OP actually says is what would happen
> implying this isn't just about horse cartoons
> being actually butthurt over some fictional made-up OC rape
Wow, you are maximally autistic.
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>>2392764
Thanks!
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>>2392754
That's not how cutie marks work.
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>>2392773
only about 5 or 6
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>>2392760
What kind of question is that?
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>>2392698
Was it the new shemale nanaki one?
I couldn't help myself either
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>>2392769
But I didn't delete the thread with Sweetie in a Cape as OP image.
I don't know if it 404's naturally or a mod/ janitor killed it.
I wasn't paying attention to it.
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>>2392698
>>2392816
what is wrong with you people
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>>2392774
That is most certainly not what I meant. I meant that I would like to copulate with all three of them repeatedly.
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>>2392743
That episode had the best animations of the season
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>>2392800
Yes. KACHOU ON
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>>2392836
Diamond Tiara mindcreak when?
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>>2392816
No, it was Ice Pack.
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>>2392784
Adorablest adorablest adorablest.

>>2392798
That is also true.

>>2392807
For best pone it does!
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>>2392836
Non-sexually?
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Doodle.
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File deleted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A

I think this thread needs more Baba Yetu.
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>>2392838
All those faces Rainbow made were hilarious
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>>2392743
Rainbow Dash has the cutest bed hair.
>>2392838
I fucking agree.
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>>2392773
about nine or ten
however long the medium unflared chance is
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>Dat fucking ass

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDE-yJ_X0nc#t=4m47s
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>>2392863
>not faget

0/10
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>>2392773
Well based on toys 7", 2" diameter
But god that can be painful
I prefer smaller, like my own penis's dimensions
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>>2392861
No.
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>>2392824
> All-Stars: Battle Royale

IT'S A CLONE OF SSBB. A BLATANT RIP OFF.

WHY DID THEY THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!
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>>2392728
>Marker Pone looks cute, but her personality is all of us blended together into one pony
>She has a crush on you
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>>2392863
But im not a faggot.
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>>2392824
>implying a Pikmin clone made by Platinum staring HOTBLOODED HEROES COMBINING AND BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ROBOTS isn't great
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>>2392864
[babayetu]
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>>2392877
Fuck yes is it that time again
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>>2392884
I can personally guarantee she loves rum. Go for it, son.
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>>2392906
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>>2392863
Thank you <3
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>>2392856
Anthro Ice Pack where?
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>>2392906
> dat hair
> that hand-flare-out
> DEM CURVES
MY BONER IS INFINITE
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>>2392906

Yes, and I've come back with high-res versions of common pictures.
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>>2392803
Man, I was just going along with this little hypothetical scenario. I thought we were having fun.
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>>2392856
link?
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Sam still secondary to Steph.
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>>2392906
>>2392877

>doing sets with Gilda
>spotting for her
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>>2392864
Wait, we baba yetu now?

I approve.
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>>2392923
Hope you like it <33333
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>>2392883
Why can't they just make a Power Stone version instead? That is much more superior then the Smash Brother format.
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>>2392773
I don't want to find out. Especially not with a measuring stick that think.
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>>2392935
We were, but I don't know how rape I could Pinkie rape rape rape the Pinkie.
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>>2392947

>spotting her for squats
>get to touch those curves

Oh god, I think I'd turn to fucking jelly.
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>>2392941

Steph is ugly, has a manly jaw, a manly neck, is disproportionate, has ugly as fuck man legs, and has terrible skin

Get her the fuck out of here
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>>2392934
>Twisted bra strap
2/10
Would not fuck
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>>2392976

I want to touch those goddamn lats
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>>2392834
I have no shame
okay maybe a little shame
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EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
EVERYYYYTHIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG
IN IT'S RIIIIIIIIIGHTTTT PLAAAAAACE
IN IT'S RIIIIIIIIIGHTTTT PLAAAAAACE
IN IT'S RIIIIIIIIIGHTTTT PLAAAAAACE
YESTERDAY I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON
YESTERDAY I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON
YESTERDAY I WOKE UP SUCKING A LEMON
YESTERDAY I WOKE UP SUCKING AAAAAAA LEEEEEMMOOOOOOON
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>>2392977

>burying time
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>>2392682
I don't care if this ends in digestion. Please carry on.
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>/fit/ 3dpd

CHUBBY PONE TIME
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>>2392971
Doesn't bother me. She's not real.
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>>2392968
There's no way to play this anymore is there?
I mean, no dreamcast emulator I've found ever worked (and good luck finding the rom), but even the PSP version doesn't have that whole crafting system that I liked about it, from what I heard.
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>>2392877
>>2392906
>>2392934
No one actually drawn Gilda to look like Samantha, haven't they?
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>>2392993
Radiohead is 2deep4me
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>>2392989
>odd future pony swag kill them all
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>>2393025
nigga where have you been, the dreamcast emulaton of it is perfect.
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>>2392988
>not touching her delts
>or glutes

Niggers.
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>>2393034

Nope, someone should get on that.
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>>2393011
mah nigga
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>>2393046
>bangai-o will never be emulated ;_;
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>>2393035
LISTEN TO IT LOUDER
YOU AREN'T LISTENING LOUD ENOUGH
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>>2393036
It wasn't my idea
it's run by a 17 year old girl but has a larger collection of pony images than I've seen anywhere
more than twelve thousand
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>>2393046
>nigga where have you been, the dreamcast emulaton of it is perfect.
EVIDENTLY SOMEWHERE THAT SUCKS

I HAD NO IDEA.
and it suddenly occurs to me I don't know many other DC games worth playing
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>>2393011

>chubby

QUEEN THICKITY, DAILY DOSE
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>>2393048

I'd much rather touch her glutes with my tongue after a tough workout~
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Would you kiss a filly non-sexually?

Which?
Where?
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>>2393055
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>>2393080
>>2393055
>>2393098
UNF
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>>2393095
On the forehead, just after I've tucked her into bed.
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>>2392976
>>2392988
>>2393048

>"Keep your hands where they need to be, Dweeb..."
>when it's her turn to spot you, she takes a second longer than most to take her hands off you once you finish your squats, dragging her fingers across your skin slowly.
>Time for some free-weights.
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>>2393060
BUT ANY LOUDER AND MY EARS HURT
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>>2393095

No

Scootaloo
On the anus
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>>2393095
>sweetie
>on the forehead
>after I tuck her in
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>>2393095
yes
scootaloo
on the scraped knee
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>>2393122
>>2393110
duuuuude
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>>2393074
>can't think of more than one good game on the greatest platform of all time
Off the top of my head, Sanic Adventure 2 and JSR.
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>>2393035
>2deep

That's a problem for people who are shallow.
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>>2393074
Ikaruga
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>>2393114
>Gilda teases you by touching you in places she would dare you to touch of her's

unf unf unf
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i think out of all the 3D waifus i have, i love her most. even more than Asis A.
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>>2393138
>not Crazy Taxi
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>>2392682
>it isn't long before her stomach is squeezing around you
>she panics as she sees your form pressing out against her contracting rubbery body
>she belts out apology after apology, swearing it's not what it seemed. she only wanted to make you feel as warm and loved as you made her.
>you can see her pained, shocked face through her darkening tummy patch
>she leans forward and embraces the bulge in her belly as the last of its translucence finally fades
>you have no idea how she thought this was a good idea, if this was some kind of macabre changeling 'thing' or what, but none of that matters now
>you close your eyes bracing for the inevitable end
>one that doesn't come after several minutes of listening to her sniffling against her belly
>you open your eyes in the darkness, and for the first time since she went from 'love of your life' to 'voracious insect' how you're still breathing
>you try to move, pressing back against her, and you hear her suddenly go silent and lift her head
>she asks if you're ok, and recieves a muffled, single-syllable noise
>you feel her hooves wrapped around you again, and she laughs, overjoyed that the only thing to ever love her wasn't gone forever
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>>2393120
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
LISTEN TO IT UNTIL YOUR EARS BLEED AND YOU'RE SUCKING ON LEMONS
THEN YOU WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND

RAAAAAAIIINNNN DOWWWWNWNNN COME ON RAAAAAAIIIINNNNNN DOWWWWNNN ONNN MEEEEEE FROOOM A GREEAT HIIIIIIIIIGH, HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHHHH
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>>2392864
>Watching video
Is there any art of Canterlot being sieged?
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>>2393100
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>>2393153
>At one point she cups your balls.
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>>2393110
>>2393122
This is objectively the best answer.

>>2393121
Scoots should wear kneepads, but also a nice answer.
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>>2393095

>Applebloom
>on the top of her head
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>>2393074
>not just burining it to a CD-R and playing it on an actual DC
Unless you're a fucking retard and bought a Hardware Version 2 DC, this is how you should play all your DC games.

Pic related; The cover I made for my copy of the DC port of Half Life. Fuck emulators, I wanted to play it on the real deal.
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>>2393160
I didn't think of that because I own the PS2 version.
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>>2393142
>I will never be a classy hipster with a trust fund.
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>>2393154
Shame there's no humanized Rarity like this.
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>>2393154
>not posting the GOAT 3d ponyfu
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>>2393180

Unf

>"focus dweeb"
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>>2393180
>"Heh, they have some weight to them, Anon."
>she squeezes them a little
>"How about we go grab a shower and head out."
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>>2393181
You uh
I think you linked to the wrong post there
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>>2393194
>radiohead
>hipster
they're mainstream as fuck, bro
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>>2393191
>I wanted to play it on the real deal.
>not playing it on the PC
Unless that's Decay or something. But that's on PC now too.
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>>2393167
So she has use sealed up inside her now? Does she ever reform herself around our shape?
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>>2393207
Then she slips a little bit of her razor sharp talon into your anus as she still has your balls in her palm.
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>>2393203
Every time I see this image I pour a little liquor on the ground.

What does GOAT stand for
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>>2393232
i'll be honest i don't really know where to go from here
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>>2393203
>sweater

Alright I laughed.
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Samantha doing some handstands

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9RQe0J-iM4&list=UUcINJvEhl9tHAOobolJHIvg&index=1&feature
=plcp
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>>2393191
>not playing your old games in widescreen on a >=1080p monitor

Also >not playing Half-Life on a PC >ever
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>>2393154
>3d waifus

Snarky, I am disappoint.
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>>2393242
Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test
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>>2393207
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>>2393255
>Writing yourself into a corner.
Fucking amateurs
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>>2393242
That anon will never give me her contact details. ;_;

Greatest of all time, my bad using a bit of /sp/ lingo
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>>2393180
>>2393153
>>2393204


>spotting her Bench sets
>her head is at crotch-level for you
>she looks back and gently blows under your shirt
>you feel her breath on your stomach and chest
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>>2393267
>not playing your DC in at least 720p on a widescreen via VGA adapter and HD upscaler
I remember one that was pretty much perfect for using it in this manner.
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Someone say Samilda?
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>>2393281
>she sees you falter as her warm breath wraps your body
>"Loser. Keep your mind on the task." she says with a sly grin
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>>2393279
Well sorry, it had to take a hard right to where it was going. Open to suggestions.
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>>2393281
>Cum and begin farting uncontrollably.
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>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
>>2393298
New fashion pone
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>>2393160
>>2393160

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cZvQnOZ6tO

Best game ever.
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>gilda talk again

God damnit Im never going to be able to see a griffon in a game again without imagining them calling me a dweeb.
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>>2393267
I remember how much of a bitch Steam was to get working when I bought HL2 on release day.

But god damn it was worth it.
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>>2393312
Could always do the transformation/rebirth thing I guess.
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>>2393292
ALL OF MY BONERS AND MONEY
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>>2393322
Was all the banana thing screen-capped?
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>>2393290
>HD upscaler
How horrifying.
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>>2393269

>not attending to reality as well as fantasy

do you even knowledge
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>>2393312
Well the only reasonable way to bring this crazy train of fucked up to a close is to get out.
In a creative way.
Time to be the baby.
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>>2393300
This is still the greatest moment of the hiatus.
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>>2393362
>implying a 3d waifu can ever truly love you
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>>2393312
I capped what you wrote so far
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Let Them Eat Cake, Rarity's Generous Plan or Wonderbolts Training?
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>>2393414
Rarity's Generous Plan
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>>2393411
Got an idea on how to finish. Give me amoment.
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>>2393350
All consoles upscale.

Besides, it looks tits with the VGA adapter.
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>>2393255
>after a few days entombed inside her you develop the mother of all cramps
>you tell her, but she still harbors a bit of fear that you will run if she lets you out
>so instead of that she reshapes her body to one similar to yours
>she creates a small patch of translucent flesh at eye level so you can admire her new form in front of a plundered mirror
>her form is the same basic shape as yours, only taller and perfectly plump with your love
>you can even see bits of your arms and legs through her hastily covered holes

And then you can take it from there. Sex, no sex, it's all the same to me.
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>>2393425
Very well. For my own reference: pastebin.com/yBvFZbW5
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>>2393499
Good choice, that's the best chapter.
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>>2393443
>consoles
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>>2393448
>she smiles, and runs her hooves over herself
>she asks you if that's better
>you'd respond, but you've been stuned into silence by the sight of her exploring her puffy, curvy form
>you finally speak up, asking if she can 'let go' for a moment
>she doesn't understand, but as you try to raise your arm inside hers, it dawns on her what you want, and she lets herself go limp
>cautiously, you take a step forward, and watch her do the same in the mirror
>you walk up to it, and slowly rech a hoof out touch your new reflection
>you look down
>opening her body up like this allowed your love-goo to spread thickening out her new hips and thighs, and allowing her midsection to expand
>you reach up to caress the chubby belly you once rested against, squeezing it in, and feeling the goo inside her shift around
>you look back to the mirror, and turn to the side
>your eyes widen at the sight, and you reach back to press her hooves against her ample butt
>you continue to feel around, enjoying her plush, chubby features, when she suddenly takes back control
>she mentions feeling some kind of odd pressure between her legs, and asks if you're alright

That working? Continue? Change direction?
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>>2393779
Continue.
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>>2393779
>>2393826
fffff I just posted my cap in the new general. Bah, oh well I need to sleep. Somebody else be a gent and do the rest of the capping for me.
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>>2393826
Do you picture your arms and legs going down to the ends of her hooves, head in hers, or are you suspended in her midsection, looking out through her chest, with your lims only reaching so far?
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>>2393905
The first. She's just a bit taller than me.
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>>2393934
And how anthro do you mind things? Are we good, or can it maybe progress a little further?How do you feel about futa?

I can work either way. Just let me know.
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>>2393973
Slight anthro is fine and so is futa.
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>>2393990
Great. Writing now.
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>>2393779
>you hadn't even been paying attention
>feeling up your plump new body in the mirror got you a little more excited than you realized
>she reaches a hoof down and feels between her legs, here eyes widening when she reailzes what it is
>she narrows them again. 'So, I take it this will be acceptable, then?'
>she smiles as she notices her belly expand ever so slightly; a bit of your love for her, and her new form radiating out from inside her
>she presses down again and rubs, massaging you trough her, you groan from within, and she thickens just a bit more
>She spends a few minutes teasing you, enjoying watching herself fill out as she does
>you feel yourself being pushed forward from behind, and your crotch mashes up against the front of hers
>she places her forehooves on either side of it, and slowly strokes up and down
>it's the strangest sensation, feeling your arms move on their own, rubbing against your erect member
>she stops suddenly, and you turn your head to look back out of her
>'I just took this form so you wouldn't complain about cramps. It wouldn't be wise to leave another potential problem lying in wait, would it?'
>You watch as a patch of translucent green flesh forms over your member
>it suddenly gives way, wrapping around you as you flop forward, your package soon following suit
>you stare into the mirror at the green protrusion now hanging between her legs
>it twitches

Will continue writing. Feel free to make suggestions. Don't be shy about it. This is for you, after all.
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>>2394291
She still has hooves? Tell her hands are so much more useful. Also tell her that if we are going to be sharing bodies like this then she is free to customize our member however she wants as long as it doesn't hurt us.

Are any of the other people that were responding still here?
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>>2394291
>She grins wickedly, holding your body perfectly still as your cock throbs and twitches.
>she can feel you trying to move
>'Oh? See something you like?'
>she laughs as she presses her runs her hoof across it, sliding along its length, and gently pressing against your balls
>she suddenly relinquishes control of her arms, and you immediately mash your dick between her squishy hooves, stroking as best you can
>much to your dismay, you can barely get enough pressure to feel it
>'Having trouble?'
>her grin widens, and you can feel something shifting around your hands
>a small protrusion extends from the side, and her hooves narrow aroundn your hand
>she's made 'mittens' for you
>she throws her head back laughing as you instantly wrap your mitted black hands around your cock, happy to finally have enough traction to make it worth it
>her belly and thighs bulge slightly as you work
>feeling your memeber sliding between two layers of her skin is incredible, and you swiftly lose yourself. you'd be panting were it not for the ooze filling your lungs
>before long, though, her expanding form makes things difficult, and you can barely reach around her enormous belly to touch yourself
>'Ohh, what's the matter, tired already?'
>you speak up to protest, begging she find a way to help. make her arms longer and finish you herself, find something to fuck, whatever it takes.
>'I've got a better idea.'
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>>2394709
>you watch in the mirror as takes a wide stance, pulling your member back up against her
>another patch forms against her crotch, and spreads itself over you
>the rest of her flesh follows suit, until she's made some kind of black pouch over you
>you're about to ask what she's doing when you feel her ooze rushing over you. it presses between your old sheath and the new one, massaging you as it goes
>she reaches up, and gently presses against her enormous, taut belly, and you feel another rush
>your green tip begins to slide out of the sheath
>she relaxes with her arms on top of her belly, allowing you to take it from there

Continuing. I have some direction now, but as always, your input matters
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>>2394725
She made a cocksleve for us? Continue.
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>>2394725
>you slide your mitts over her green tummy, staring at your midsection through the translucent flesh and goo
>you move your arms to either side, caressing her bulge, and slowly press down
>another rush of goo forces itself past your cock, the pressure from the double-walled sheath sending ripples of pleasure through your length
>you continue shoving, pumping your dick up out of the sheath. as it grows, the saggy tip fills out, and it takes on a decidedly equine form
>with each press it grows, sending a wave of sensations through you, and with each wave, she grows ever so slightly
>soon your cock has reached its zenith, and pumping her belly simply cycles the goo inside, causing your new shaft to pulse, squeezing pulling forward
>you continue rubbing her belly, pressing down as you glide across is, eventually finding the perfect rhythm, sending long strokes of ooze through her to massage your girth
>'it's wonderful, having you tend to me like this again. I missed your caress. And this, of course.' she glances down as you press another wave through the sheath
>'but we should stop.' she says, restraining you.
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>>2395135
>your stallion cocksleeve slowly becomes motionless
>'if we go much further it may become... inconvenient.' she says, prodding her belly."
>I do so love being full of your admiration, but we have to recognize our limits.'
>she's blueballing you!
>you beg her to let you finish, suggesting she let some of the goo out
>'I'll do nothing of the sort. I need your love. Not an ounce is going anywhere. Besides, I thought you liked me like this'
>she gives you a sultry look in the mirror, movign her hooves gently across her curves
>you groan in frustration, pleading for release
>'I may have taken this form for you, but I won't be ordered around. So unless you've got any bright ideas, I'll allow nothing of the sort.'
>she crosses her arms over her chest, staring intently at the bloated form in the mirror

Note: I DO have an idea, we're not done yet.
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Care to wait and see where it goes, or do you have plans of your own?
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>>2395171
I'm interested in seeing where you take it.
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We have a dilemma. Do we infringe upon the bugquesters, or hop over to the non-dead thread?
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>>2395306
I don't mind, but I don't know about the author.
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>>2395306
Well... Shit. Um... I guess I don't mind, but I don't know what you guys are going to be up to. It's not that it would bother me, it's just I'd rather not hear any complaints from whomever's going to be doing stuff with you.
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>>2395372
Finishing up RarityQuest. I don't think we had much more to go.
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Tell you what. I'll start spoiling my posts, just in case you decide to use it. Also: Fucking cloudflare.


>your mind races, trying to come up with a solution
>you glance back at the mirror
>she's still staring, and is starting to tap a hoof
>you squeeze your arms in from their crossed position in frustration, and they sink into her chest
>she's practically just a sentient prison for you now, just a thick sack of skin holding back the slime you've generated
>...
>that's it.
>you quickly shake your arms, and tell her you know what to do
>'I'm listening...'
>you start by complimenting her new form. you've always liked her for who she was, but seeing her like this drives you wild. her hybrid form is almost perfect. but there's something missing.
>you squeeze in against her chest
>two somethings, to be exact.
>a grin forms in the corner of her mouth as she figures it out
>'Well, well. you're more resourceful than I gave you credit for.'
>you see her curves slowly recede, as her chest bulges
>soon, she's back down to the size she was when all this started, save for a pair of enormous black breasts, complete with jade nipples
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>>2395380
Looks like it's going down in the active thread. Sorry for the interruption!
>>2395400
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>>2395414
Oh, ok. Sorry for any trouble, Aspirant.

>>2395331
Still around after the lockup?
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>>2395408
Perfect. Can we split our attention between her new breasts and our member?
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>>2395408
>'Mmm... I do like the way you think.'
>she lifts her new obsidian busoms, admiring them in the mirror
>she opens her mouth, and lets her tongue loll out, drooling black ichor over the top, and brings her mitts over the slime, rubbing her breasts until their lustor matched the rest of her body, glistening in the light of the room
>'Ahh. Much better. Now, where were we?'
>she moves an ooze-slicked mitt down to your needy shaft, and gives it a few cursory strokes
>before you know it, you've taken over for her
>without thinking, you reach up with your other mitt and run it over one of her breasts
>she gasps
>'D-do be careful. The nerves haven't settled into the new additions. They're sensitive.
>it's your turn to smile, as you move your mit over her nipple, tracing circles around it
>'Wait!'
>she stops you
>you feel something forming between your fingers, and soon the mitt splits apart into a thick glove
>you flex your fingers properly for the first time since you started, then spread them out to firmly squeese her tit.
>a rush of ooze shoots through your sheath reminding you of the open circuit
>you begin to stroke, and your other hand follows suit, splitting into fingers to give you a better grip on your cock

Going to continue, but I figured you shouldn't be kept waiting while I write the second part. If you have any preferences at all, and I mean any, do say so.
This may be out of line, but is light sounding a boner killer?
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>>2395629
>is light sounding a boner killer?
Not in the least, I love sounding.
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>>2395629
>you massage her breasts, alternating between them every so often as you stroke yourself
>she arcs her back as you work, barely able to keep her balance
>after she nearly tumbles over in extacy, she opts to fall forward into a kneel
>you pinch and twist at a nipple, eliciting another sharp gasp from her
>'Stop! That's delicate! My skin isn't thick enough to take it!'
>you barely hear her as you squeeze and twist her nipple
>her breathing becomes faster, moaning with each one she pushes out
>she suddenly screams, snapping you out of your lust-driven stupor
>'Look what you've done!'
>a thin trail of dark ooze is trailing from the tip
>thinking quickly, you tilt her head down, and raise the oozing sack to her mouth
>her eyes widen as the slime leaks into her mouth
>she runs her tongue across the nipple, and soon here eyelids droop as she suckles your love-ooze out
>each swallow creates a gentle 'push' of ooze into your face
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Awaiting your preference. I've got ideas, but as always, I'd love to hear what you'd like
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>>2395858
We should swallow that ooze, but other than that I'll leave it up to you.
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>>2395877
>you tilt your head forward slightly, wrapping your lips around the back of her throat
>her next swallow pushes the ooze right into your mouth
how does it taste, anon?
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>>2395918
Deliciously sweet with an electric tingle.
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>>2395918

>it feels like your entire mouth is on pins and needes as another rush of goo flows in
>the delectable, surpy slime reminds you of thick, liquified cotton candy, with a strange, almost fruity undertone
>you swallow the mouthful, and it tingles all the way down
>wave after wave is sucked into your mouth, coating it with a thick sweet film, and you can't get enough of the sickly sweet taste
>you're practically bloated on love-slime now, when the flow finally stops
>her breast slides out of her mouth with a quiet pop, and she lets it back down, the flow having finally receeded.
>by now, you're practically pounding your cock, each pump bringing you closer
>she stares into the mirror, transfixed by your wild abandon
>you hear her chuckle, and soon find your strokes slipping into a different sync
>'Allow me~'
>you let yourself relax as Chrysalis lays down on her back, and begins to works your shaft
>your mind clouds as she works, each stroke bringing you closer to the edge
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>>2396331
>suddenly, you feel something push into your urethra
>you eyes widen as it slides down your entire length, and feel it begin to pulse inside
>you catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror
>the tip of your sheath has developed a hole, and it slowly winks open and shut, stretching you each time
>she moves her other hand down below, and gradles your balls, gently kneading them in time with her strokes
>every inch of you is being massaged and sucked at, and it's more than you can bear
>you explode, jets of hot cum spraying onto her belly and tits
>you pant, recovering from the intense climax as Chrysalis milks the last of your load out
>'Sorry for the little surprise, but I assume you'd rather not share a bath with your own seed'
>she wipes a trail off her breast, and licks it from her fingers while she rubs the rest across her belly
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Sorry for the wait.
How would you like to spend your time with her in the afterglow?
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>>2396358
Cuddle her from the inside. Tell her we'll return the favor next time.
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>>2396339
>as you finally slide back into your sheath, you breathlessly thank her, promising to do the same for her soon
>'How touching. You've done more than enough for me. Just look.'
>she sits up and looks into the mirror
>'I've never felt so much love. I've never been so full of life, so full of energy, so... so FULL!'
>she snakes her tongue out as she rubs her taut translucent belly with one hand, and her thick butt with the other
>'And it's all thanks to you'
>She looks down into her belly, seeing you shift through the ooze, and relaxes, laying back down
>you nestle your head into her neck as best you can, and bring her arms up around her, gently rubbing her belly like you used to, tracing the grooves, making gentle circles on top
>you pull her legs up close, and curl up inside your deliciously plump new home
>she sighs, contented
>'Eating you was the best idea I've ever had.'
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If you can think of anything else you'd like to see, say so. Anything at all.
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>>2396549
Thanks so much for all of this, it was perfect.

I'm still good to go if you are. Is there a pony the two of us could fuck?
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>>2396604
Anytime, anon.

Name your poison.
Breed?
Gender?

Any pony in particular?
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>>2396638
Surprise me.
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>>2396528
>About a week later, Crysalis has begun to slim down a bit
>she's still nice and juicy, but not the bloated goddess you'd left her
>she's made a few adjustments to her form since. A crease over this joint or that, some embellishments over her arms, the hastily covered holes in her limbs have bowed in slightly, and her back hooves now end in mimics of sharp stiletto heels. Anything to make her look a bit more sleek in her current state
>She did, however, leave her stomach completely untouched. She loves how it bulges out over her front, and how it feels when you stroker it.
>The two of you are lying in her chambers, simplying enjoying existing together, when she addresses you.
>'What would you say to a little fun?'
>you lift your head to attention, asking if it'll be as good as it was before
>She chuckles
>'I was thinking something a little different this time.'
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>>2396840
>as soon as she finishes the sentence, a pair of drones drag a struggling pink pony into the room.
>they throw it to the ground, and hock balls of ooze around its hooves, binding it to the floor before leaving you in the room
>she stands, and traipses closer to the pony to give you a better look
>she's lankier than your average pony, and her wings beat uselessly as she tries to free herself
>you recognize her almost instantly
>Cadance raises her head to shoot Chrysalis an angry glare
>'You'll never get away with this you... You... What are you? What have you done to yourself?'
>'THAT, my dear, is none of your concern'
>Chrysalis caresses the stunned, helpless alicorn's chin
>'I may not have Equestria, but I've found something just as good. I've never felt stronger, and my people are beginning to prosper once more.'
>'However,' she says, baring her fangs with a grin, 'I am not one to take losing well.'
>she runs her tongue along the length of cadance's horn, leaving a black trail of ichor to run down across her face
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Well? How shall you proceed?
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>>2396861
Give her a taste of the ooze and see how she reacts.
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>>2396845
>'I don't know what you've done, or why you think you can just foalnap me without consequence, but yOOMPH'
>Chrysalis rushes forward, locking her lips around Cadance's, holding her head still
>Cadance screams into Chrysalis's mouth as your love-ooze rushes up through your mistress's throat
>She thrashes around, trying to break contact or spit it out. Chrys presses in harder, sliding her tongue around Cadance's mouth
>Eventually, there's a telltale gulp, and Cadance gasps for breath
>another mouthful of the ooze is squeezed forth, and Cadance finds herself swallowing it almost instantly
>Chrys pumps out more and more, until Cadance's eyes are rolling back, and she's desperately sucking, trying to get more of the sickly sweet slurry.
>Chrys finally pulls back to admire her work, watching Cadance's knees shake slightly, her breathing ragged, her eyes half closed
>Cadance looks up, her mouth wide open as she pants up at you
>The sight of the princess so exhausted, so dulled is enough to bring you to full attention
>Crysalis trails her finger around the tip of your cock, teasing it out of it's sheath
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>>2396980
>'So... How shall we proceed?'
>'Please... Stop, I-'
>'I wasn't talking to you, whelp.'
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>>2396996
Make her suck it. Drizzle some goo on it first so she won't be able to help herself.
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>>2397013
>'Perfect.'
>Cadance manages a weak 'Who?' as Chrys slips her tongue out, drooling ichor onto your cock.
>the feeling of the heavy ooze dripping onto you makes it twitch and tighten
>Chrysalis bends down to stare Cadance in the eye
>'Would you like some more?'
>'N... N...'
>Chrys stands back up, and dangles your dripping cock before her
>it bounces before her, flicking ooze ont her face
>Cadance pants, looking back and forth from your cock to Chrys, before she finally shuts here eyes and leans forward, small rivulets of tears forming as she opens wide
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>>2397126
>Chrysalis thrusts her hips forward, burying your cock in Cadance's mouth, and slapping her enormous belly against the princess's face
>'AGH!'
>Chrys pulls back, holding the place where Cadance's horn jabbed her stomach
>'Insolent little... Hmph. Well. That can be fixed.'
>Chrysalis smacks her lips, and a thick, acrid substance building up in her mouth
>She leans down, and takes Cadance's horn into her mouth
>you watch as it slowly dissolves, turning into a dull, pink paste
>Chrysalis pulls back and spits the slurry on the floor, leaving the Alicorn with nothing but a nub
>'There. Problem solved.'
>Cadance just whimpers.
>'Oh, don't be so down. Here, this will make it all better.'
>Chrysalis pulls up a thick glob of goo and lets it ooze out of her mouth, sliding down her belly and soaking your cock
>Cadance doesn't even wait. She dives onto your dick, sucking intently.
>Chrysalis grins and strokes the back of Cadance's head before slowly relaxing to give you control.
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Set the pace, anon. Do you want to make her suckle it, or drop the pretense and go for a full-on throat-fuck?
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>>2397143
Make her suckle. Let the princess debase herself in front of us.
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>>2397165
>Cadance whimpers as she laps at your head
>'She's good at this, isn't she. Must have had plenty of practice.'
>Chrysalis cackles as Cadance shuts her eyes, bobbing back and forth on you
>each time she gets a little farther back, wrapping her lips around a little more fo the ambrosia spilled upon it
>you keep her from diving right in, making her work for every last drop as she runs her tongue along your length, hoping to find any trace she may have missed
>a large glop slides off of Chrysalis's taut belly, slapping firmly against the base of your cock
>Cadance's eyes go wide, and she pushes forward
>You grip the back of her hair, and watch her desperately try to take more of you, her lips stretching in vain as the ooze slides over the sizes and begins to drip off
>she whines moans through your dick, jerking forward, desperate to slurp it up before her treat escapes her
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Your move
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>>2397251
She's been a good slut, let her have it. After that have Chrysalis transform herself into Shining Armor. If we can get comfortable in that four-legged form have Chrysalis mount her,
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>>2397270
>you decide such a willing little slut deserves a reward, and let her her go
>She immediately dives forward, slurping up all the ooze she can find
>your dick throbs deep in her throat as she twists and laps at your cock, her moans vibrating the tiop
>You let her stay like that for a while, eyes closed, pumping your entire length with her mouth and throat
>Eventually you decide she's had enough, and pull back
>she leans forward, trying to close her lips around the cock just a few inches out of her reach.
>'So eager. So willing. So long as you get your reward. Isn't that right you little whore?'
>Chryslais spits a little goo on the floor before Cadance, and she immediately bends down to lap it up.
>Well I've got just the thing
>Chrysalis bends down to look Cadance in the eye once more, and hocks a glob of thick ooze into her mouth
>Cadance sucks at it intently, but before she can have her fill, it begins to thicken, forming a sugary sweet, tingling gag
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>>2397404
>'Now then, why don't we give you something you might be a little more accustomed to?'
>A familiar green fire begins to envelop Chrysalis
>Your legs bend at the knees, and your hands are rested against your shoulders
>Chrysalis's entire form tightens around you
>When the flames clear, a strong, white unicorn with a shock of blue hair stands before Cadance
>Shining Armor's voice issues forth in a mocking tone
>'Don't worry, Cadi, I'm here to rescue you.'
>Chysalis laughs in his deep baritone, and trots around behind her
>'You just need to do a little something for me, first!'
>Chrysalis rears back, helping you mount the poor alicorn from behind
>'Love you, Cadi.'
>'Mmmhn...'
>You buck forward, burying yourself in Cadance's wet cunt
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You've got her right where you want her. The only question remaining is how you'd like to do the deed
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>>2397423
Keep going. Once she gets into it let the gag melt so she can let us know how much she loves it.
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>>2397436

>You pull back, letting her juices drip from your slick cock as you go, before slowly pushing back in, savoring every last second
>You build to a rhythm, pumping in and out until she's practically winking against you
>She moans into her gag, lapping and suckling at it for another taste of the ooze
>she lets her forehooves buckle, and simply rests against the floor while you rut her
>'Oh, I think I know that pose. Come on, Cadi. Give a little shake!'
>She groans, wiggling her hips around you as she backs up, until her rump is pressing against your thighs
>'That's my girl.'
>'Mmhmmn...'
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>>2397570
>her moans slowly become louder, until she's yelling into the free air
>'Aw... All out?'
>'P-please... More...'
>'Don't worry. You can have as much as you want soon enough.'
>'Th... Thank you, Shiny'
>Chrysalis smirks
>'Who's my baby girl?'
>'I am...'
>'Do you feel good?'
>'Mmnyesss... Deeper...'
>'Anything for you, 'babe'
>You hilt yourself in her, slamming back and forth as Cadance yelps
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What do you think? Let her have it?
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>>2397591
Let her have it.
Are you good to keep going? After we let her have it Chrysalis will still need to be tended to and I have an idea for that.
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>>2397608
Of course. I look forward to it.
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So I don't set up something that will bust your idea, will you need to be transformed or back to normal to make it happen?
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>>2397668
We would need to transform back once we've blown our load inside Cadence.
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>>2397608
>You pound deeper and harder
>'How're you doing, Cadi?'
>'Oh, Celestia, harder! Please!'
>her juices spill to the floor as you wreck her backside
>'Who's your stud?'
>'You are!'
>'You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you?'
>'Anything!'
>'Heh. That's why I married you.'
>'I love you shining!'
>'I know it, babe.'
>You bottom out inside her, holding Cadance's flanks tight to your own as you blow your load inside her.
>She throws her head back and screams Shining Armor's name as you fill her with thick, hot cum
>You buck against her a few times, making sure the last few spurts top her off
>You pull back, cock dripping with fresh semen, and trot around in front of her
>'Mind cleaning me up, babe?'
>Cadance cranes her head down between your back legs and suckles the cum off of your drooping member.
>'Thanks. Now just hold tight. I'll be back for you soon, Cadi.'
>you trot away from her, and Chrysalis's flames flash once more as she returns to her new 'natural state'
>You're glad to be able to stretch your limbs back out inside Chrys's warm, chubby body.
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So, anon. What's the plan?
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>>2397734
Chrysalis has gone all this time without any release of her own and we have a freshly trained slut with a good mouth. Have Chrysalis lie down while we fondle and caress her and Cadence eats her out.
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>>2397755
>Chrysalis smiles
>'So... Was it everything you imagined it would be?'
>You thank her deeply. It was everything you could have wanted, and more.
>Besides, it's every day you get to ruin a princess.
>She laughs, happy to see how eager you are
>'Anything for my little love battery~'
>You thank her again, but you're a little concerned. It's been all this time, and she's brought you over the edge in the most amazing ways, but she herself hasn't gotten off even once.
>'Please, your love is all I need, you should know that.'
>You insist that she let you help her
>'...'
>'Oh, very well, if you're so adamant, I don't see any harm in indulging you.'
>She relaxes, giving you full control of her body.
>You gracefully stride over to Cadance, whispering to Chrysalis as you go.
>Her grin just gets wider and wider.
>'So, little miss would-be princess. You've been so good today. How would you like another treat?'
>'Yes... I-'
>'Ah ah ah. Ask nicely.'
>'Please... Please I need more...'
>Much better
>Chrysalis's horn glows, and the bindings around Cadance's hooves disintigrate
>She glances to the door, but before she can turn to run, she finds herself trotting towards you.
>'You've done so well, I think you deserve something special. A taste right from the source, and as much as you want.'
>Chrysalis slides down to the floor, and spreads her thick thighs open before Cadanace
>Just below the bulge in your sheath, Chrys's folds split open and begin to wink, squirting thick ooze with each opening
>'Dig in, darling.'

Stay tuned
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>>2397864


>Cadance dives forward and slurps at Chrys's drooling honeypot, her eyes widening as she gets her first taste
>She buries herself as deep as she can, running her tongue over everything it can find, sucking greedily at the changeling queen
>You lay back inside Chrys, enjoying the occasional pressure on your scrotum
>'Mmm... I'd forgotten how nice this could be...'
>You smile, taking advantage of her distracted state to raise her arms up above her
>You stroke her belly gently with both hands, pressing ever so slightly so you can watch the rest of her press outwards
>Still rubbing her, you reach up with the other hand to caress her face
>You let a finger drift near her mouth, and she reflexively pulls it in and begins suckling
>You run your other hand from her neck, across her chest, and all the way down over her belly, then reach up to press Cadance in deeper.
>You let Chrys enjoy that position for a moment, then reach both hands up to rub her breasts
>You massage them gently, mashing them together occasionally
>You slip a little ooze up from between her legs, and oil them to a high shine, tracing slow, soft circles around her pert nipples
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How will you further please your queen, anon?
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>>2397982
Use our legs to make sure Cadence says at a pleasurable depth. Tease a breast and nipple with one hand, and stick a finger in her ass with the other.
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>>2398007
>Cadance starts to pull back out slightly
>You give a light chuckle, and bring your legs up
>You quickly close them back down around Cadance's head, Chrysalis's thick, ample thighs squeezing her so tight she can barely budge away
>You continue massaging Chrys's tits, her hands slimy with ooze
>You're gently running her thumbs across her nipples when you get an idea
>Chrysalis is lost in her own little world
>Perfect
>You sneak one of your hands down, leaning over to reach her ass
>You wipe a little extra ooze from the puddle below her, then begin slowly massaging her anus
>'Wh-what are you doing?'
>'Mmhmm hmmp-'
>'Oh, shut up, slut.'
>You slide the very tip of her finger in, wiggling it against her sphincter
>'No, don't, I... Oh... Ohhhh my....'
>You squeeze her breast, and press her palm over the nipple, spinning it in circles, before finally bringing your fingers down onto it and pinching hard
>Chrysalis moans and archs her back, giving you just enough leeway to jam her finger all the way in
>You pull in a dozen different directions, stretching her soft asshole teasing the flesh, occasionally grazing your own butt while you work
>You slip another finger in, and hear her moans increase in volume
>>
How was that? And more importantly,
What now?
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>>2398118
That was very good. Just keep going, I'm sure we've been inside her long enough to know what she likes.
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>>2398164
>You ask if she's still with you
>She groans an affirmative
>You ask if she can still shape her body
>Another groan
>you quietly relay the plan, and she gently laughs at the idea
>her fingers around your busy hand merge back together into a hoof, and then slowly closer into a long, smooth shaft with a flared end, not unlike your own new member
>you position it over her pucker, and slowly grind the tip against it
>She's begun to buck against Cadance now. There isn't much time.
>You slowly work the phallus into Chrys's warm anus
>You begin to pump in and out slowly, and reach down to her belly with your free hand
>You press down on the veridian bubble, and ooze flows past your arm, inflating the makeshift cock
>She gasps in pleasure as it expands
>You make long, slow sweeps across her belly pushing it in just as you slide deeper inside, before you finally bury it inside her, and just press as hard as you can
>She cries out every time you pump it a little bigger, and takes over the arm herself, forcing the shaft in and out
>The attention to her ass has doubled her flow, as well as Cadance's efforts to keep up.
>Chrysalis completely loses herself in pleasure as she begins to buck wildly against Cadance
>A few screams in time with her thrusts, and she finally climaxes, squeezing Cadance's head in as tight as she can, while spraying ooze out around the sides of her mouth.
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Congratulations, anon. You've brought the queen of the changelings to a screaming orgasm.
Where is there to go from here?
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>>2398322
The only place to go is to bed. That's for the great night and the two stories. I'd love to try and entice you into writing one about Shining Armor trying to save Cadence, but I'll have to save that for my dreams because I need sleep.

If you could write an ending post so the screencap doesn't end abruptly that would be great though.
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>>2398377
Of course. It's been fun writing for you.
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>>2398387
And it's been fun masturbating to what you write.
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>>2398400
I should hope so. Glad to help!
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>>2398291
>Chrysalis collapses, panting, as Cadance pulls herself back to breathe and your hand returns to normal
>'Thank you. I don't know why I ever thought this wouldn't woOAH!'
>Cadance has already dove back in to slurp at her gushing folds
>Chrys laughs
>'Well isn't she the greedy one? Come here, you little slut.
>Chrysalis lifts Cadance with her magic, and lays her on top of her belly facing the opposite direction
>She sighs, enjoying the pressure on her distended belly, while Cadance resumes nibbling on her moist lips
>'Ah... That's better. Who knew one so proud could be so subsurvient?'
>'Now as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted; thank you. You've done much for me. More than anyone ever has.'
>You nestle down inside her as best you can as she strokes the sides of her belly.
>'You've been so eager to please... I think you've earned some rest, don't you?'
>'Don't worry. I'll be here when you wake. I'll always be here for you.'
>You smile and lay your head back, slowly drifting into a deep, sound sleep
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Reposting without spoilers for the cap

>your mind races, trying to come up with a solution
>you glance back at the mirror
>she's still staring, and is starting to tap a hoof
>you squeeze your arms in from their crossed position in frustration, and they sink into her chest
>she's practically just a sentient prison for you now, just a thick sack of skin holding back the slime you've generated
>...
>that's it.
>you quickly shake your arms, and tell her you know what to do
>'I'm listening...'
>you start by complimenting her new form. you've always liked her for who she was, but seeing her like this drives you wild. her hybrid form is almost perfect. but there's something missing.
>you squeeze in against her chest
>two somethings, to be exact.
>a grin forms in the corner of her mouth as she figures it out
>'Well, well. you're more resourceful than I gave you credit for.'
>you see her curves slowly recede, as her chest bulges
>soon, she's back down to the size she was when all this started, save for a pair of enormous black breasts, complete with jade nipples
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>>2398518
Thanks again. You have a good day/night/whatever it is where you are.

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