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Klon !Dikez2N8Fs
My Little Pony General: H(...)06/05/12(Tue)17:23
No.2383761

File: 1338931415501.png-(231 KB, 705x394, 1337894876662.png)

My Little Pony General: Hiatus Edition Klon !Dikez2N8Fs 06/05/12(Tue)17:23 No.2383761

New Zebra thread
LAST TIME ON MLPG
>>2380232

No ponies allowed

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:24
No.2383772

Anonymous No.2383772 06/05/12(Tue)17:24 No.2383772

>rape

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:24
No.2383789

Anonymous No.2383789 06/05/12(Tue)17:24 No.2383789

>>2383761
Work on your game.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:25
No.2383791

Anonymous No.2383791 06/05/12(Tue)17:25 No.2383791

File: 1338931500058.jpg-(227 KB, 993x810, 1332188485810.jpg)

>>2383770
le fast

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:25
No.2383794

Anonymous No.2383794 06/05/12(Tue)17:25 No.2383794

File: 1338931503993.jpg-(117 KB, 500x500, 1338073420323.jpg)

>>2383770

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:25
No.2383800

Anonymous No.2383800 06/05/12(Tue)17:25 No.2383800

File: 1338931517547.jpg-(355 KB, 1000x992, very manly.jpg)

manly horse edition

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:25
No.2383805

Anonymous No.2383805 06/05/12(Tue)17:25 No.2383805

File: 1338931528238.png-(2.77 MB, 1900x1053, Zecora vs manticore.png)

OH BOY

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:25
No.2383816

Anonymous No.2383816 06/05/12(Tue)17:25 No.2383816

>>2383770
>boop!.png

HERETIC

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383823

Anonymous No.2383823 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383823

File: 1338931571625.jpg-(97 KB, 1000x1206, 1338771771392.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383824

Anonymous No.2383824 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383824

File: 1338931579837.jpg-(25 KB, 297x292, 1338594320104.jpg)

Not everyone can cook. You'll know when you first try it. If it all doesn't just fall right into place when you crack your first egg you'll never get better.

No point in trying either, I'm just helping to save your time. Don't bother.

If you can't make a good chili from day one, it's because you don't have the right beans.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383825

Anonymous No.2383825 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383825

>>2383800
Real men have testicles.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383832

Anonymous No.2383832 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383832

any human Zecora? Personally something with hips?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383834

Anonymous No.2383834 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383834

File: 1338931590687.png-(700 KB, 765x592, aaPVA31K.png)

>you will never be the leader of a resistance cell with a crew and a starship

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383836

Klondike No.2383836 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383836

File: 1338931592653.png-(711 KB, 3304x4000, 85105 - absurd_res huge_ass_pl(...).png)

>>2383772
I have not heard of this word called rape.
Teach me anon, I'll record on tape.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383838

Anonymous No.2383838 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383838

WOULD YOU TELL PONY YOU LIKE FARTS

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383839

Anonymous No.2383839 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383839

>musky dripping bloated mare vagina

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:26
No.2383840

Anonymous No.2383840 06/05/12(Tue)17:26 No.2383840

>>2383558
>>2383666
bellybutton guy here
the one day, i miss
ONE DAY
thank you
that's the most posts i've seen sticking to one thing, i'm impressed

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383845

Anonymous No.2383845 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383845

>>2383838
But I don't

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383851

Anonymous No.2383851 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383851

Don't do it.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383852

Anonymous No.2383852 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383852

>>2383824
I like you.

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383859

Klondike No.2383859 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383859

File: 1338931655152.png-(5 KB, 400x400, 1331992554499.png)

>>2383824

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383860

Anonymous No.2383860 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383860

>>2383824
If you don't grow good beans the first time you plant you'll never have them

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383863

Anonymous No.2383863 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383863

>>2383839
stop tempting me anon...I d-don't like those kind of things...baka

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383864

Anonymous No.2383864 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383864

File: 1338931668640.png-(530 KB, 1349x4222, Signed, Prince of Jizz.png)

>>2383666
>>2383722
Here we go

>>2383840
More than welcome. Don't worry: If you miss something, anon's always got your back.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:27
No.2383867

Anonymous No.2383867 06/05/12(Tue)17:27 No.2383867

>>2383859
What kind of reaction is that?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383869

Anonymous No.2383869 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383869

File: 1338931680794.jpg-(636 KB, 1920x1080, masturbation, serious busi(...).jpg)

>>2383834
raynor pls go

you do have a crew and a starship

now forget about your futa zerg waifu and think about your old buddy fenix

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383870

Anonymous No.2383870 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383870

I love Zecora.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383871

Anonymous No.2383871 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383871

File: 1338931684784.png-(519 KB, 909x1000, Zecora butt.png)

>>2383832
Have this artistic nudity.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383872

Anonymous No.2383872 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383872

File: 1338931685698.png-(152 KB, 1341x808, 1338732866834.png)

Would you a Marker pone __sexually?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383878

Anonymous No.2383878 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383878

>>2383824
i can't work the big box with the circle-things above it in the kitchen, is this important

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383881

Anonymous No.2383881 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383881

>>2383839
dripping blood?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383883

Anonymous No.2383883 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383883

File: 1338931719800.jpg-(1.07 MB, 5000x5000, AUTISM COME UNTO ME.jpg)

>>2383867

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:28
No.2383890

Anonymous No.2383890 06/05/12(Tue)17:28 No.2383890

File: 1338931735746.png-(268 KB, 500x460, THAT'S ABLEIST.png)

Who wants to discuss social issues?

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:29
No.2383896

Klondike No.2383896 06/05/12(Tue)17:29 No.2383896

File: 1338931748183.png-(455 KB, 700x773, A DECENT ONE.png)

>>2383867

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:29
No.2383898

Anonymous No.2383898 06/05/12(Tue)17:29 No.2383898

File: 1338931749991.jpg-(57 KB, 623x485, SHUT THE FUCK EVERYONE I'M TRY(...).jpg)

>>2383883

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:29
No.2383900

Anonymous No.2383900 06/05/12(Tue)17:29 No.2383900

File: 1338931753605.png-(157 KB, 562x860, Twilamb Sparkle.png)

Would you your waifu if she were a sheep?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:29
No.2383902

Anonymous No.2383902 06/05/12(Tue)17:29 No.2383902

>>2383872
i'd boop the shit out of marker pone

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:29
No.2383910

Anonymous No.2383910 06/05/12(Tue)17:29 No.2383910

>>2383881
Horses don't menstruate.

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)17:29
No.2383911

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2383911 06/05/12(Tue)17:29 No.2383911

>>2383824
Nope, any one can cook.

Through some simple know how and experience and equipment, any shlub can make something wonderful. Unlike drawing, which is impossible

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:29
No.2383913

Anonymous No.2383913 06/05/12(Tue)17:29 No.2383913

>>2383878
No, you only need the smaller box on the counter with the clock on it.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:30
No.2383924

Anonymous No.2383924 06/05/12(Tue)17:30 No.2383924

>>2383902
>boop marker pone
>she craps on the floor
>well this is awkward

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:30
No.2383931

Klondike No.2383931 06/05/12(Tue)17:30 No.2383931

File: 1338931830992.png-(145 KB, 400x465, Best sentence.png)

>>2383890
"You decided to join drama"
close enough

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:30
No.2383932

Anonymous No.2383932 06/05/12(Tue)17:30 No.2383932

>>2383910
but they do have blood that can get out some way

like stabbing it in a cunt

The Draconequus Reborn !DraGonDe1w
06/05/12(Tue)17:30
No.2383933

The Draconequus Reborn !DraGonDe1w No.2383933 06/05/12(Tue)17:30 No.2383933

>>2383902
SICK FUCK
Only poobing is allowed

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:30
No.2383934

Anonymous No.2383934 06/05/12(Tue)17:30 No.2383934

>>2383911
Gusteau pls go.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:30
No.2383937

Anonymous No.2383937 06/05/12(Tue)17:30 No.2383937

>>2383900
>I-it's not like I l-like you or anything, b-baaaaaaaaka

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:31
No.2383941

Anonymous No.2383941 06/05/12(Tue)17:31 No.2383941

>>2383900
Again. Let me say:
>sheeps covered in wool most of the year, hiding curves
>summer comes around
>sheeps get hot, shave off wool coats
>suddenly curvy forms on display
>get a free scarf from favorite pony-turned-sheep

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:31
No.2383946

Anonymous No.2383946 06/05/12(Tue)17:31 No.2383946

>>2383937
I laughed.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:31
No.2383951

Anonymous No.2383951 06/05/12(Tue)17:31 No.2383951

File: 1338931896550.jpg-(16 KB, 396x374, gusteau.jpg)

>>2383934
No.

Get dunked.

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:31
No.2383952

Klondike No.2383952 06/05/12(Tue)17:31 No.2383952

File: 1338931899466.gif-(1.26 MB, 390x406, Some cry.gif)

>>2383900
Then I would never be able to sleep, because there would be only one of her to count.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:32
No.2383971

Anonymous No.2383971 06/05/12(Tue)17:32 No.2383971

File: 1338931952791.gif-(32 KB, 630x327, 1335321041351.gif)

>>2383952

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:32
No.2383975

Anonymous No.2383975 06/05/12(Tue)17:32 No.2383975

>>2383900
In the pilot, would Winona take the place of the Manticore?

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)17:32
No.2383977

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2383977 06/05/12(Tue)17:32 No.2383977

>>2383900
Those would be some cuddly, wooly hugs

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:33
No.2383982

Anonymous No.2383982 06/05/12(Tue)17:33 No.2383982

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:33
No.2383992

Anonymous No.2383992 06/05/12(Tue)17:33 No.2383992

one two three four

LEFT A GOOD JOB IN THE CITY
WORKIN' FOR THE MAN EVERY NIGHT AND DAY

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:33
No.2383999

Anonymous No.2383999 06/05/12(Tue)17:33 No.2383999

File: 1338932037842.png-(92 KB, 326x314, 1324770603741.png)

>>2383941
>make pinkie pie blanket
>make applejack knitted cap
>make rarity jacket
>make fluttershy slippers
>make twilight pillow
Damn, that winter is going to be hell for them while I sit pretty with my warm wool ensemble.

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:34
No.2384000

Klondike No.2384000 06/05/12(Tue)17:34 No.2384000

File: 1338932043249.png-(196 KB, 562x326, WHO WINS.png)

>>2383951
Place your bets

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:34
No.2384003

Anonymous No.2384003 06/05/12(Tue)17:34 No.2384003

File: 1338932049999.png-(450 KB, 282x874, IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOE(...).png)

>>2383982

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:34
No.2384015

Klondike No.2384015 06/05/12(Tue)17:34 No.2384015

File: 1338932082304.png-(32 KB, 314x314, NO BOWSER.png)

>>2383971
NO U R

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)17:35
No.2384022

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2384022 06/05/12(Tue)17:35 No.2384022

>>2384000
Can Pinkie even make any thing thats not a dessert?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:35
No.2384028

Anonymous No.2384028 06/05/12(Tue)17:35 No.2384028

File: 1338932129510.jpg-(19 KB, 247x247, stay_away_from_dat_substance_y(...).jpg)

>>2383988
It will never end, will it

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:35
No.2384032

Anonymous No.2384032 06/05/12(Tue)17:35 No.2384032

>>2384003
oh wow that filename just makes it

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:36
No.2384037

Klondike No.2384037 06/05/12(Tue)17:36 No.2384037

File: 1338932164893.gif-(193 KB, 200x200, 39555 - animated dance pinkie_(...).gif)

>>2384022
nope

SB I LOVED YOUR FIC I HOPE YOU DIDNT HATE MY ENTRY TOO MUCH

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:36
No.2384038

Anonymous No.2384038 06/05/12(Tue)17:36 No.2384038

File: 1338932168919.jpg-(64 KB, 558x529, 1338158482075.jpg)

>>2384028
that fucking comic, man
that fucking comic

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:36
No.2384039

Anonymous No.2384039 06/05/12(Tue)17:36 No.2384039

>>2384015

klondork please stream

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:36
No.2384054

Anonymous No.2384054 06/05/12(Tue)17:36 No.2384054

Who's a faget?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:37
No.2384057

Anonymous No.2384057 06/05/12(Tue)17:37 No.2384057

File: 1338932225407.png-(664 KB, 1124x768, 1336084594890.png)

>>2384022
>there are 12 pictures involving Strider Hiryu on ponibooru
Well uh
this is one crossover I didn't expect

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:37
No.2384070

Anonymous No.2384070 06/05/12(Tue)17:37 No.2384070

File: 1338932247598.jpg-(29 KB, 340x297, 123235346302.jpg)

Hey...hey, MLP General.
What you think of Equestria Legends ?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:37
No.2384071

Anonymous No.2384071 06/05/12(Tue)17:37 No.2384071

>>2384054

ur a faget

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:37
No.2384072

Anonymous No.2384072 06/05/12(Tue)17:37 No.2384072

File: 1338932256630.jpg-(11 KB, 200x218, 41394_1383484525_5572_n.jpg)

I'm surrounded by fools.

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:37
No.2384073

Klondike No.2384073 06/05/12(Tue)17:37 No.2384073

>>2384039
I can stream me finishing this entry tumblr thing. But I can't have anything else open. No music, no pandering, final restoration.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:37
No.2384076

Anonymous No.2384076 06/05/12(Tue)17:37 No.2384076

Where is my gaben?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:38
No.2384083

Anonymous No.2384083 06/05/12(Tue)17:38 No.2384083

>>2383937
9/10 would smile heartily again

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:38
No.2384088

Anonymous No.2384088 06/05/12(Tue)17:38 No.2384088

File: 1338932312648.jpg-(23 KB, 220x265, HE NEVER EXISTED BAWWW.jpg)

>>2384076

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:39
No.2384101

Anonymous No.2384101 06/05/12(Tue)17:39 No.2384101

>>2384057
>Scootaloos legs are behind Hiryu's leg
>but her tail is in front

This is why you make sure you plan the whole image before you start cutting and pasting or fucking up layers, kids.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:39
No.2384103

Anonymous No.2384103 06/05/12(Tue)17:39 No.2384103

>>2384073

>no pandering

if your not gonna respond to the chat it's kinda pointless

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)17:40
No.2384118

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2384118 06/05/12(Tue)17:40 No.2384118

>>2384037
I'm glad you liked it! And I really liked your pic, very movie postery. I was thinking about doing stright up more writing in general if this came out good,

But the question still stands: Is there any person, in any form of fiction, that could out bake Pinkie Pie?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:40
No.2384131

Anonymous No.2384131 06/05/12(Tue)17:40 No.2384131

>>2384120
No, please no.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:40
No.2384135

Anonymous No.2384135 06/05/12(Tue)17:40 No.2384135

File: 1338932440431.png-(151 KB, 1000x1000, 1329639552584.png)

>>2383941

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:40
No.2384136

Anonymous No.2384136 06/05/12(Tue)17:40 No.2384136

File: 1338932442268.jpg-(285 KB, 726x580, 13299 - AEIOU book madmax oc o(...).jpg)

>>2384101
blame madmax for being bad at arting

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:40
No.2384143

Klondike No.2384143 06/05/12(Tue)17:40 No.2384143

>>2384103
I mean Id respond to chat on my other computer but I wouldn't be able to do request or anything of the sort until I finished.
>>2384118
Pinkie can't bake. That was Mr and Mrs Cakes cake

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:41
No.2384147

Anonymous No.2384147 06/05/12(Tue)17:41 No.2384147

>>2384120
oh boy go on this will be funny

Jessy
06/05/12(Tue)17:41
No.2384155

Jessy No.2384155 06/05/12(Tue)17:41 No.2384155

File: 1338932518431.png-(215 KB, 579x473, 1333472395039.png)

>>2384000
God dammit.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:42
No.2384169

Anonymous No.2384169 06/05/12(Tue)17:42 No.2384169

>>2384131
>>2384147
So conflicted...
Should I?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:42
No.2384170

Anonymous No.2384170 06/05/12(Tue)17:42 No.2384170

>>2384136

>that feel when madmax hats us

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384182

Anonymous No.2384182 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384182

>>2384169
Nope.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384186

Anonymous No.2384186 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384186

>>2384169
Compromise. Post a link instead of soaking the thread in it.

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384187

Klondike No.2384187 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384187

>>2384155
Jessy you don't hat us yet?
Or did you just come back for me? I understand.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384190

Anonymous No.2384190 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384190

File: 1338932600110.png-(15 KB, 125x119, do_it_faggot_pinkie.png)

>>2384169

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384191

Anonymous No.2384191 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384191

>>2384155

jessy pls draw

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384198

Anonymous No.2384198 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384198

File: 1338932610252.png-(186 KB, 779x915, Twilight Sparkle Anon.png)

which pone besides Lyra likes having her cheek rubbed the most?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384199

Anonymous No.2384199 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384199

File: 1338932611849.gif-(217 KB, 289x287, 1325281027766.gif)

>>2384169
no

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:43
No.2384207

Anonymous No.2384207 06/05/12(Tue)17:43 No.2384207

>>2384170
>tfw everyone hats us

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:44
No.2384211

Klondike No.2384211 06/05/12(Tue)17:44 No.2384211

>>2384169
We have 251 images. Just go. Its only like 15 pages

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:45
No.2384242

Anonymous No.2384242 06/05/12(Tue)17:45 No.2384242

File: 1338932733138.jpg-(306 KB, 900x1273, 02.jpg)

>>2384186
I got it from ponibooru

>>2384211
>>2384190
HERE WE GO

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:45
No.2384246

Anonymous No.2384246 06/05/12(Tue)17:45 No.2384246

we ded

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:45
No.2384248

Anonymous No.2384248 06/05/12(Tue)17:45 No.2384248

>>2384211
15 pages of the most potent autism condensed into a person.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:45
No.2384250

Anonymous No.2384250 06/05/12(Tue)17:45 No.2384250

File: 1338932743413.png-(53 KB, 251x215, 1306245953355.png)

>>2384211
>15 pages
I don't have all day for that, man.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:45
No.2384254

Anonymous No.2384254 06/05/12(Tue)17:45 No.2384254

>>2384170
I'd still fuck her oc

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:46
No.2384260

Anonymous No.2384260 06/05/12(Tue)17:46 No.2384260

>>2384198
Celestia
But noone will ever do it for her because of her position.Would you a Celestia's cheek to cheer her up?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:46
No.2384262

Anonymous No.2384262 06/05/12(Tue)17:46 No.2384262

File: 1338932773897.jpg-(1.79 MB, 1218x1238, 13143396563.jpg)

Remember those?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:46
No.2384263

Anonymous No.2384263 06/05/12(Tue)17:46 No.2384263

File: 1338932776462.jpg-(306 KB, 900x1273, 03.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:46
No.2384270

Anonymous No.2384270 06/05/12(Tue)17:46 No.2384270

>>2384254
Gross

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:46
No.2384274

Anonymous No.2384274 06/05/12(Tue)17:46 No.2384274

File: 1338932808345.png-(12 KB, 295x330, How many times do you have sex(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:46
No.2384279

Anonymous No.2384279 06/05/12(Tue)17:46 No.2384279

>>2384262
I remember the drama that Goggles got into on deviantart

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:46
No.2384280

Anonymous No.2384280 06/05/12(Tue)17:46 No.2384280

File: 1338932819679.png-(103 KB, 1326x851, 131556710840.png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:47
No.2384282

Anonymous No.2384282 06/05/12(Tue)17:47 No.2384282

File: 1338932822031.jpg-(523 KB, 900x1273, 04.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:47
No.2384293

Anonymous No.2384293 06/05/12(Tue)17:47 No.2384293

File: 1338932867837.png-(216 KB, 1500x1134, 1336385088679.png)

>>2384260
Would I ever. Celestia is best when she's not in work mode.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:47
No.2384296

Anonymous No.2384296 06/05/12(Tue)17:47 No.2384296

>>2384254

>not fucking jessypone, and sleepyhead while sad sack rims you in the ass
>2012

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:48
No.2384299

Anonymous No.2384299 06/05/12(Tue)17:48 No.2384299

File: 1338932883849.jpg-(523 KB, 900x1273, 05.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:48
No.2384304

Anonymous No.2384304 06/05/12(Tue)17:48 No.2384304

>>2384274
What's this from?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:48
No.2384306

Anonymous No.2384306 06/05/12(Tue)17:48 No.2384306

File: 1338932900764.png-(175 KB, 385x435, 1321063529131.png)

>>2384293
>fucking ear-mouth

Snarky Bastard
06/05/12(Tue)17:48
No.2384311

Snarky Bastard No.2384311 06/05/12(Tue)17:48 No.2384311

>>2384293

she's always in work mode. she's near-omniscient.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:48
No.2384313

Anonymous No.2384313 06/05/12(Tue)17:48 No.2384313

>>2384260
that seems a bit forward; you're likely to cause a diplomatic incident

up here for thinking, down there for dancing

stupid

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:48
No.2384314

Anonymous No.2384314 06/05/12(Tue)17:48 No.2384314

>>2384198
I'd say Rarity? no real reason.

>>2384260
Yep. it'd be so grossly incandescent. Is there any crossover with dark souls?

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)17:48
No.2384317

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2384317 06/05/12(Tue)17:48 No.2384317

>>2384143
>Pinkie can't bake

Then what were Pinkie and Applejack doing in Applebuck season?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:49
No.2384324

Anonymous No.2384324 06/05/12(Tue)17:49 No.2384324

File: 1338932948090.png-(659 KB, 570x491, 1327842326402.png)

>>2384280
>>2384262
What if fluffy pone faggots get hold of those?

Oh right, nothing of value would be lost.

Jessy
06/05/12(Tue)17:49
No.2384327

Jessy No.2384327 06/05/12(Tue)17:49 No.2384327

>>2384191
Draw what?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:49
No.2384328

Anonymous No.2384328 06/05/12(Tue)17:49 No.2384328

>>2384304
E3, right to stream

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:49
No.2384329

Anonymous No.2384329 06/05/12(Tue)17:49 No.2384329

>>2384306
OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! CANNOT UNSEE

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:49
No.2384331

Anonymous No.2384331 06/05/12(Tue)17:49 No.2384331

>>2384293
>Celestia doing a semi-erotic fan dance with just her wings and hair

All of my yes.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:49
No.2384343

Anonymous No.2384343 06/05/12(Tue)17:49 No.2384343

File: 1338932995288.jpg-(593 KB, 900x1672, 06.jpg)

Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO
06/05/12(Tue)17:50
No.2384347

Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO No.2384347 06/05/12(Tue)17:50 No.2384347

File: 1338933016758.png-(775 KB, 1000x900, celestia paint.png)

Someone wanted pretty wings, so I tried painting her.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:50
No.2384353

Anonymous No.2384353 06/05/12(Tue)17:50 No.2384353

File: 1338933042137.jpg-(524 KB, 900x1672, 07.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:51
No.2384363

Anonymous No.2384363 06/05/12(Tue)17:51 No.2384363

>>2384327

draw pone watching e3

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:51
No.2384365

Anonymous No.2384365 06/05/12(Tue)17:51 No.2384365

>>2384314
>is there any crossover with Dark Souls

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:51
No.2384370

Anonymous No.2384370 06/05/12(Tue)17:51 No.2384370

File: 1338933088870.jpg-(557 KB, 900x1672, 08.jpg)

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)17:51
No.2384380

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2384380 06/05/12(Tue)17:51 No.2384380

>>2384363
>Twilight
>Book of Spells

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:51
No.2384382

Anonymous No.2384382 06/05/12(Tue)17:51 No.2384382

File: 1338933119028.jpg-(99 KB, 900x675, 1335639017147.jpg)

>>2384365
I think this was one?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:52
No.2384386

Anonymous No.2384386 06/05/12(Tue)17:52 No.2384386

File: 1338933131270.jpg-(463 KB, 900x1672, 09.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:52
No.2384392

Anonymous No.2384392 06/05/12(Tue)17:52 No.2384392

>>2384313
Oh not in front of anyone, that would just be crass. She may wish she could get away with a nice cheek rub out and about, but she does have an image to maintain.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:52
No.2384397

Anonymous No.2384397 06/05/12(Tue)17:52 No.2384397

>>2384380
>using magic to wave a wand to make magic

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384402

Klondike No.2384402 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384402

File: 1338933180323.png-(138 KB, 299x292, 1319844472496.png)

>>2384382
>Beat Orny and Stoin
>Giant
>Celestia
>Ass

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384407

Anonymous No.2384407 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384407

>>2384397
>that lifts a book to read about magic.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384410

Anonymous No.2384410 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384410

File: 1338933204393.gif-(1.25 MB, 840x480, Guess where this is going.gif)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384411

Anonymous No.2384411 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384411

File: 1338933204723.jpg-(180 KB, 1500x738, PraiseCelestia.jpg)

>>2384314
Yes. There is.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384414

Anonymous No.2384414 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384414

File: 1338933213029.jpg-(23 KB, 680x461, 1338648242283.jpg)

>>2384386
>go back to make things at your rhythm

What.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384418

Anonymous No.2384418 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384418

File: 1338933223983.jpg-(600 KB, 900x2100, 10.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384419

Anonymous No.2384419 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384419

>>2384343

Hey MLPG, would you still love your pony husbando if he had a disgusting duck penis?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwjEeI2SmiU

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:53
No.2384423

Anonymous No.2384423 06/05/12(Tue)17:53 No.2384423

File: 1338933238610.jpg-(32 KB, 680x425, 222.jpg)

>>2384314

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:54
No.2384428

Anonymous No.2384428 06/05/12(Tue)17:54 No.2384428

>>2384382
I can't remember who drew this
Was it Art Anon?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:54
No.2384437

Anonymous No.2384437 06/05/12(Tue)17:54 No.2384437

>>2384428
Oh u.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:54
No.2384438

Anonymous No.2384438 06/05/12(Tue)17:54 No.2384438

>>2384407
>she still thinks it's the best game ever

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:54
No.2384440

Anonymous No.2384440 06/05/12(Tue)17:54 No.2384440

File: 1338933299151.png-(54 KB, 372x372, Is something wrong.png)

Guys! Has anyone seen Twily!

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384441

Klondike No.2384441 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384441

File: 1338933304015.png-(284 KB, 577x472, 1325488944579.png)

>>2384428
dude

are you a psychic

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384446

Anonymous No.2384446 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384446

>>2384428
Its signed anon.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384448

Anonymous No.2384448 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384448

>>2384428
this nigga

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384451

Anonymous No.2384451 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384451

>>2384419
Oh wow, that's hilarious.

Yes I would. Especially if he could shoot it out like that.

Jessy
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384453

Jessy No.2384453 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384453

File: 1338933320422.gif-(630 KB, 804x540, 1327280357726.gif)

>>2384363
Sure, just let me finish my dinner and I'll work on it.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384454

Anonymous No.2384454 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384454

File: 1338933324924.jpg-(57 KB, 455x480, 1325955232115.jpg)

>>2384418
>nitro
>initiate the curve
>all that bloom

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384455

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2384455 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384455

>>2384438
which of the mane 6 is the biggest fucking casual?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384456

Anonymous No.2384456 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384456

>>2384418
>low spec clio
scrub

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384465

Anonymous No.2384465 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384465

>>2384455
Twilight, she likes hot pants.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:55
No.2384468

Anonymous No.2384468 06/05/12(Tue)17:55 No.2384468

File: 1338933357752.jpg-(519 KB, 900x1705, 11.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:56
No.2384475

Anonymous No.2384475 06/05/12(Tue)17:56 No.2384475

File: 1338933376126.png-(551 KB, 1152x648, le twily face.png)

>>2384440
Nope, haven't seen her around.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:56
No.2384481

Anonymous No.2384481 06/05/12(Tue)17:56 No.2384481

>>2384453
>that little smile at the end

what? no

fuck

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:56
No.2384482

Anonymous No.2384482 06/05/12(Tue)17:56 No.2384482

>>2384347
sweet, I always love your stuff.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:56
No.2384483

Anonymous No.2384483 06/05/12(Tue)17:56 No.2384483

File: 1338933400750.jpg-(480 KB, 900x2100, 12.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:57
No.2384500

Anonymous No.2384500 06/05/12(Tue)17:57 No.2384500

File: 1338933444799.jpg-(469 KB, 900x2100, 13.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:57
No.2384503

Anonymous No.2384503 06/05/12(Tue)17:57 No.2384503

>>2384411
>>2384423
awesome

>>2384365
can never be sure

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:57
No.2384513

Anonymous No.2384513 06/05/12(Tue)17:57 No.2384513

>>2384455
I was going to say Pinkie Pie, because she just wants to have >fun, but she'd probably be pretty good at stuff. Dash would be a filthy tryhard. Rarity's already an established closet-tourneyfag. Twilight and AJ probably doesn't have time for that, and Fluttershy probably wouldn't be interested.

So...

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:57
No.2384514

Anonymous No.2384514 06/05/12(Tue)17:57 No.2384514

>>2384468
>breaks hand turning wheel
>you may never be able to use your hand again
Does he have freaking brittle-bone disease or something?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:57
No.2384515

Anonymous No.2384515 06/05/12(Tue)17:57 No.2384515

>>2384456
>racing drover
>doesn't own a 172 or a 182

shiggity diggity

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:58
No.2384521

Anonymous No.2384521 06/05/12(Tue)17:58 No.2384521

File: 1338933484672.jpg-(276 KB, 900x1273, 14.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:58
No.2384524

Anonymous No.2384524 06/05/12(Tue)17:58 No.2384524

>>2384513
>Rarity's already an established closet-tourneyfag
uh

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:58
No.2384534

Anonymous No.2384534 06/05/12(Tue)17:58 No.2384534

>>2384513

Fluttershy would be the biggest casual, Pinkie Pie would be insanely good without trying, but not care at all about winning.

Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO
06/05/12(Tue)17:59
No.2384553

Dr. White !!dfJ0fqhLacO No.2384553 06/05/12(Tue)17:59 No.2384553

>4chanX has an update
Everything is ruined!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:59
No.2384554

Anonymous No.2384554 06/05/12(Tue)17:59 No.2384554

File: 1338933572637.jpg-(655 KB, 1106x1170, spaghetti spilling.jpg)

>>2384521
>this comic

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)17:59
No.2384556

Anonymous No.2384556 06/05/12(Tue)17:59 No.2384556

>>2384534
>"Oh wow great shot, Anon! Isn't playing games fun?"
>"Oh you got me again, this is soooooo funny."

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:00
No.2384561

Anonymous No.2384561 06/05/12(Tue)18:00 No.2384561

>>2384515
>not 200 F1

also >drover

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:00
No.2384563

Anonymous No.2384563 06/05/12(Tue)18:00 No.2384563

BE HONEST MLPG

Did you save Zulf or leave him behind to die?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:00
No.2384564

Anonymous No.2384564 06/05/12(Tue)18:00 No.2384564

File: 1338933611142.png-(178 KB, 743x619, It has only just begun.png)

>>2384475
Are you sure?

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)18:01
No.2384588

Klondike No.2384588 06/05/12(Tue)18:01 No.2384588

>>2384563
I saved him but only cause I have a heart.
Its my weakness.
>That song

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:01
No.2384601

Anonymous No.2384601 06/05/12(Tue)18:01 No.2384601

File: 1338933705040.png-(875 KB, 1440x900, 194092 - artist kumkrum celest(...).png)

Would you hug a sad Celestia?
How much would you?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:01
No.2384604

Anonymous No.2384604 06/05/12(Tue)18:01 No.2384604

You left Curly Brace behind the first time, didn't you.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384610

Anonymous No.2384610 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384610

>>2384563
Saved him
But did you reset time or not?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384613

Anonymous No.2384613 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384613

File: 1338933734020.png-(1.07 MB, 1200x1069, out.1335831469266.png)

[Derp] big boy

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384614

Anonymous No.2384614 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384614

>>2384561
Clio 197 F1 actually. 200 F1 doesn't exist.
But the 182 Trophy is the best Clio ever made apart from the nostalgic Williams or the GT turbo.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384616

Anonymous No.2384616 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384616

>>2384601
I would.
I would hug her gently.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384617

Anonymous No.2384617 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384617

>>2384601
you appear to be fixating upon Princess Celestia, anon

is there something we should know about

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384624

Anonymous No.2384624 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384624

>>2384601
No, it would only make her sadder, or atleast just more disgusted.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384625

Anonymous No.2384625 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384625

DORKS

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:02
No.2384626

Anonymous No.2384626 06/05/12(Tue)18:02 No.2384626

>>2384144

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:03
No.2384631

Anonymous No.2384631 06/05/12(Tue)18:03 No.2384631

>>2384601
With the force of a thousand suns. Stroking her mane, telling her everything's going to be okay

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:03
No.2384644

Anonymous No.2384644 06/05/12(Tue)18:03 No.2384644

File: 1338933822910.jpg-(51 KB, 485x485, 1327668600754.jpg)

>>2384626
>/mlp/general
>/mlp/

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)18:04
No.2384646

Klondike No.2384646 06/05/12(Tue)18:04 No.2384646

>>2384610
I never remember those choices
I did the one that didn't seem like "I did all this for nothing"

>>2384604
Yep. Didn't even know about that ending.

You went home instead of going to Junes didn't you?

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)18:04
No.2384648

!TAW/FujCmk No.2384648 06/05/12(Tue)18:04 No.2384648

>>2384601
I'd just cradle her in my arms and slowly rock her back and forth, all the time whispering into her ear about how everything she sees around her is only there because of how effective and fair a leader she is. I'd tell her that all the beauty in Equestria stems from her own beauty, and that all of it put together just can't compare to her

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)18:04
No.2384649

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2384649 06/05/12(Tue)18:04 No.2384649

>>2384556
Reminds me of that comic I saw on /v/ where two friends are playing video games. One guy keeps winning and has a good supportive attitude. The other is becoming increasingly more mad. When he finally does get a kill "YEAH GET SOME FAGGET YOU MAD SUCK IT!"

Thats probably how a game with Pinkie and Dash would go

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:05
No.2384667

Anonymous No.2384667 06/05/12(Tue)18:05 No.2384667

>>2384648
>spoiler
congrats, you just made her feel ten times worse by making it about her

you've never had to actually comfort anyone, have you

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:06
No.2384691

Anonymous No.2384691 06/05/12(Tue)18:06 No.2384691

>>2384610
I saved him and reset time.

I also completed the run without destroying any person statues.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:06
No.2384697

Anonymous No.2384697 06/05/12(Tue)18:06 No.2384697

>>2384644
so in before it gets spammed with ross, nyx and gayburn?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:06
No.2384705

Anonymous No.2384705 06/05/12(Tue)18:06 No.2384705

i got all the chaos emeralds

give me the LORD OF ALL GAMERS trophy please

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:06
No.2384712

Anonymous No.2384712 06/05/12(Tue)18:06 No.2384712

>>2384626

>>2384315
Nathan has fans.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:07
No.2384713

Anonymous No.2384713 06/05/12(Tue)18:07 No.2384713

>>2384644
I thought they named MLPG as rapetrain

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:07
No.2384716

Anonymous No.2384716 06/05/12(Tue)18:07 No.2384716

>>2384697
Where is our spammer? He should give them some gayburn.

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)18:07
No.2384720

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2384720 06/05/12(Tue)18:07 No.2384720

>>2384601
What could make Celestia so sad?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:07
No.2384731

Anonymous No.2384731 06/05/12(Tue)18:07 No.2384731

>>2384646
nanako pls dont die

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:08
No.2384745

Anonymous No.2384745 06/05/12(Tue)18:08 No.2384745

File: 1338934128972.jpg-(39 KB, 550x413, Ancient MLP fanart.jpg)

>>2384713
rapetrain is some shitty 2edgy4u rapefic writer

kinda like Sparkler, but doesn't like SupCom, has no kinda-funny filenames and is even shittier

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:08
No.2384746

Anonymous No.2384746 06/05/12(Tue)18:08 No.2384746

>>2384720
she forgot her lines, AGAIN

it's always her

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)18:09
No.2384752

Klondike No.2384752 06/05/12(Tue)18:09 No.2384752

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>>2384601
>Would you hug a sad Celestia?
>Would you hug a
>sad
>naked
>lonely
>Celestia?

Is that even a question? In a heart beat!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:09
No.2384765

Anonymous No.2384765 06/05/12(Tue)18:09 No.2384765

>everyone saying how awful the /b/read is
>finally decide to check it out for the first time
>its just a few avatarfags talking to eachother posting an avatar image with each post

holy shit that is annoying.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:09
No.2384768

Anonymous No.2384768 06/05/12(Tue)18:09 No.2384768

>>2384720
she doesn't have any wings

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:09
No.2384769

Anonymous No.2384769 06/05/12(Tue)18:09 No.2384769

>>2384601
y celestia are sad?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:10
No.2384780

Anonymous No.2384780 06/05/12(Tue)18:10 No.2384780

TAW, if we had a Luna one, will we ever have a Celestia story by you?

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)18:11
No.2384786

Klondike No.2384786 06/05/12(Tue)18:11 No.2384786

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>>2384746
>we will never get a MLP Season 1 and 2 Bloopers reel that is an actual VA bloopers reel animated with the corresponding characters.

It was actually pretty funny in lion king

Glitter Glue
06/05/12(Tue)18:11
No.2384792

Glitter Glue No.2384792 06/05/12(Tue)18:11 No.2384792

>>2384752
Klondike what happened to you lately

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:12
No.2384802

Anonymous No.2384802 06/05/12(Tue)18:12 No.2384802

>>2384792
GG would you draw a sad celestia

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:12
No.2384806

Anonymous No.2384806 06/05/12(Tue)18:12 No.2384806

>>2384769
her wings are gone

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:12
No.2384813

Anonymous No.2384813 06/05/12(Tue)18:12 No.2384813

File: 1338934362360.gif-(1.67 MB, 551x360, 1335130900545.gif)

>>2384786
That shit was hilarious in Thundercats

You just know the crew in mlp have some crazy ass sessions with Tabitha

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)18:12
No.2384818

Klondike No.2384818 06/05/12(Tue)18:12 No.2384818

>>2384792
Dude I wanted to see canon naked meaning no armor/ no genitalia since forever. Fluffy even did that model for me a while back.

Its just...cute to me for some reason. Not even in a sexy way.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:12
No.2384820

Anonymous No.2384820 06/05/12(Tue)18:12 No.2384820

>>2384792
we have always known klondike was a furry but he has been really pushing it lately. in general mlpg has been more accepting of furries and OCs.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:13
No.2384827

Anonymous No.2384827 06/05/12(Tue)18:13 No.2384827

>>2384769
from the looks of it, her power's been taken away. Maybe the alicorn status is a mark or royalty, which she's been stripped of?

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)18:13
No.2384829

Klondike No.2384829 06/05/12(Tue)18:13 No.2384829

>>2384813
Which was the one of the girl VAs that they said kept pointing out innuendos in the script?

Klondike
06/05/12(Tue)18:14
No.2384842

Klondike No.2384842 06/05/12(Tue)18:14 No.2384842

>>2384820
I blame the hiatus.

Yeah. That.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:14
No.2384843

Anonymous No.2384843 06/05/12(Tue)18:14 No.2384843

>>2384829
Either Tara or Tabitha

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)18:14
No.2384844

!TAW/FujCmk No.2384844 06/05/12(Tue)18:14 No.2384844

>>2384667
>implying all kinds of comforting are the same
The only things I can really see Celestia being sad about are either failure to rule as well as she liked, or the more personal issue of not thinking anybody appreciates her for who she is. Both of those things are inherently and inextricably about her.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:14
No.2384846

Anonymous No.2384846 06/05/12(Tue)18:14 No.2384846

>>2384786
I remember the bloopers from the game Black and White.

That was funny.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:14
No.2384852

Anonymous No.2384852 06/05/12(Tue)18:14 No.2384852

>>2384765
>/b/read saying they are responsible for creating the mlp fandom
>they sound serious

and thats when i left

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:14
No.2384855

Anonymous No.2384855 06/05/12(Tue)18:14 No.2384855

The brony whose name is written in this thread shall die. This thread will not take effect unless the writer has the subjects face in mind when writing his/her name. This is to prevent people who share the same name from being affected.

Hard mode: only one name

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384856

Anonymous No.2384856 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384856

>>2384829
>innuendos in the script

404: not found

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384858

Anonymous No.2384858 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384858

>>2384820
I hate them but I can't be arsed to be vocal about it anymore.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384859

Anonymous No.2384859 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384859

>That weird feel of euphoria after taking a big shit

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384860

Anonymous No.2384860 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384860

>>2384829

T-bone of course.

Glitter Glue
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384864

Glitter Glue No.2384864 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384864

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>>2384842
klondike would you celestia, femrover, or zecora

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384865

Anonymous No.2384865 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384865

>>2384843
Sounds more like Tara, she is immature enough do to such thing.

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384869

!TAW/FujCmk No.2384869 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384869

>>2384780
I wrote a waifufic style one about her way back when. If you guys want an interactive Celestia story, though, that's cool by me later, though really I think it'd work better as a longer series of quests

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384873

Anonymous No.2384873 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384873

>>2384855
Does Mics OC count as his face?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:15
No.2384874

Anonymous No.2384874 06/05/12(Tue)18:15 No.2384874

>>2384855
>>>/reddit/
>>>/9fag/

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:16
No.2384878

Anonymous No.2384878 06/05/12(Tue)18:16 No.2384878

>>2384843
Tabitha.

Tara would've tweeted her whore fingertips off.

I <3 Tara Strong so much.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:16
No.2384884

Anonymous No.2384884 06/05/12(Tue)18:16 No.2384884

>>2384865

I'm pretty sure T-bone is the one who brings home made cookies on the set and talks dirty about pastel equines. God I want to marry that woman more than anything.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:17
No.2384899

Anonymous No.2384899 06/05/12(Tue)18:17 No.2384899

>>2384843
>>2384865
I think Tabitha did it as well. She's such a sweetheart, I want her to be my neighbor but I'm afraid to ask her.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:17
No.2384904

Anonymous No.2384904 06/05/12(Tue)18:17 No.2384904

You’re creepy for making and indulging in the porn, the adult fanfiction, by adding adult traits to characters from a kids show.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:18
No.2384914

Anonymous No.2384914 06/05/12(Tue)18:18 No.2384914

>>2384869
If you do that, could you include Celestia doing a semi-erotic fan dance with her wings?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:19
No.2384921

Anonymous No.2384921 06/05/12(Tue)18:19 No.2384921

>>2384904
I thought we were creepy since considering watching a cartoon for little girls.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:19
No.2384925

Anonymous No.2384925 06/05/12(Tue)18:19 No.2384925

>>2384904
I'm creepy and demented and not mentally healthy in my friends eyes, so this is the least bothering thing.

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)18:19
No.2384928

!TAW/FujCmk No.2384928 06/05/12(Tue)18:19 No.2384928

>>2384914
that sounds both adorable and sexy, so very much plausable
if there's demand for that kind of thing, I'm up for it at some point

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:20
No.2384943

Anonymous No.2384943 06/05/12(Tue)18:20 No.2384943

>>2384904
We were creepy just by the fact of liking this show.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:21
No.2384958

Anonymous No.2384958 06/05/12(Tue)18:21 No.2384958

>>2384904
Liking this show is my most ´´redeemable´´ trait

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:22
No.2384968

Anonymous No.2384968 06/05/12(Tue)18:22 No.2384968

http://youtu.be/j5erGBtA5NY

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:23
No.2384976

Anonymous No.2384976 06/05/12(Tue)18:23 No.2384976

>>2384958
What happened to the new text formats?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:23
No.2384983

Anonymous No.2384983 06/05/12(Tue)18:23 No.2384983

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>>2384968
>help someone dislikes what i like

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:24
No.2384986

Anonymous No.2384986 06/05/12(Tue)18:24 No.2384986

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>>2384752
Would you take advantage of an emotionally vulnerable Celestia to gain access to her divine marelips?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:24
No.2384992

Anonymous No.2384992 06/05/12(Tue)18:24 No.2384992

>>2384968
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:24
No.2384995

Anonymous No.2384995 06/05/12(Tue)18:24 No.2384995

File: 1338935089575.png-(205 KB, 900x892, Help, I'm badly drawn.png)

>>2384986
no

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:24
No.2384996

Anonymous No.2384996 06/05/12(Tue)18:24 No.2384996

>>2384968
>Shitty doodles on the wall
>Not hiding his powerlevel
>Using this to convince people he's not a manchild

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:25
No.2384997

Anonymous No.2384997 06/05/12(Tue)18:25 No.2384997

>>2384904
We're creepy enough for watching the show in the first place. Since it's hiatus, the idle mind is the devil's playground.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:25
No.2385009

Anonymous No.2385009 06/05/12(Tue)18:25 No.2385009

>>2384968
>"None of this represents 'man-baby'"
>He says while panning over his bed with a child's train pattern on it

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:25
No.2385014

Anonymous No.2385014 06/05/12(Tue)18:25 No.2385014

>>2384986
Yes.

>>2384995
Please tell me that's supposed to be a chick.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:26
No.2385023

Anonymous No.2385023 06/05/12(Tue)18:26 No.2385023

>>2384968
>Subconsciously trying to rehabilitate his faggotry with Halo
misguided

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:26
No.2385024

Anonymous No.2385024 06/05/12(Tue)18:26 No.2385024

>>2385014

I think it's supposed to be Kerrigan. White cannot into humans.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:26
No.2385029

Anonymous No.2385029 06/05/12(Tue)18:26 No.2385029

File: 1338935216511.jpg-(893 KB, 900x1072, R2D2 cock block.jpg)

>>2385014
It is, but she's still badly drawn.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:27
No.2385033

Anonymous No.2385033 06/05/12(Tue)18:27 No.2385033

>need to work on Rarity >feel
>no energy
>can barely type
why god

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:27
No.2385035

Anonymous No.2385035 06/05/12(Tue)18:27 No.2385035

>>2384968
>Claiming not to be a man child
>By showing his airsoft guns, pony shirts, Halo/Call of Duty games, talking about how mature his games are
This guy

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:27
No.2385036

Anonymous No.2385036 06/05/12(Tue)18:27 No.2385036

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>You will never have a special somepony because nopony would ever want an ugly friendless teacher that works all day for a special somepony
>Even your students think you're too pathetic to get a date on your own and it turns out incredibly awkward

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:27
No.2385041

Anonymous No.2385041 06/05/12(Tue)18:27 No.2385041

>>2385033
I know that feel

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:27
No.2385050

Anonymous No.2385050 06/05/12(Tue)18:27 No.2385050

>>2385033

Give it time. Do it right or don't do it at all. There's no deadline for it.

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)18:27
No.2385051

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385051 06/05/12(Tue)18:27 No.2385051

>>2384995
>>2385014
>>2385024

Everytime I look at that drawing I think her goggles have nipples

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:28
No.2385057

Anonymous No.2385057 06/05/12(Tue)18:28 No.2385057

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People are coming over tonight to watch animu with me on Netflix and I can't get rid off the mlp icon on Watch it Again

What do?

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)18:28
No.2385064

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385064 06/05/12(Tue)18:28 No.2385064

>>2385057
Watch it again

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:29
No.2385068

Anonymous No.2385068 06/05/12(Tue)18:29 No.2385068

>>2385057
Play it cool and pretend it's not there.
If they ask, casually tell them that it's an okay show and they should try it someday.
Continue with your life.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:29
No.2385070

Anonymous No.2385070 06/05/12(Tue)18:29 No.2385070

>>2385057
Watch something else to remove it, dummy.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:29
No.2385074

Anonymous No.2385074 06/05/12(Tue)18:29 No.2385074

>>2385057

HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE BONED. Should've taken better care of hiding your powerlevel.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:29
No.2385082

Anonymous No.2385082 06/05/12(Tue)18:29 No.2385082

>>2385057
You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:30
No.2385085

Anonymous No.2385085 06/05/12(Tue)18:30 No.2385085

>>2385068
Better yet.
Play it cool and pretend it's not there.
Insist it is not there even if explicitly pointed out. Just act like they are insane and deny its existence.

This has worked for the government countless times. Why not for you?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:30
No.2385088

Anonymous No.2385088 06/05/12(Tue)18:30 No.2385088

>>2385057
Watch other shows until the watch it again mlp icon has been moved down?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:30
No.2385089

Anonymous No.2385089 06/05/12(Tue)18:30 No.2385089

>>2385036
>thus, you decide to work very hard instead, and hope things turn out for the best.
>the kids always need the attention, and there are always books to mark and lessons to plan
>but in the end, you worked hard to get to this point, and (truth be told) you're very good at it

>if not you, who else?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:30
No.2385091

Anonymous No.2385091 06/05/12(Tue)18:30 No.2385091

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>>2385057
It is a stain that is not easily washed off. You now have to live with that burden.

>watching ponies on Netflix
>not having season one and two on a hard drive

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:30
No.2385094

Anonymous No.2385094 06/05/12(Tue)18:30 No.2385094

>>2385085

I wish I had the poker face for something like this.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:31
No.2385099

Anonymous No.2385099 06/05/12(Tue)18:31 No.2385099

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>>2385036
>Cheerilee
>ugly
Say whaaat?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:31
No.2385109

Anonymous No.2385109 06/05/12(Tue)18:31 No.2385109

>>2385099

Look how badly her ass is drawn. 2/10 would not fuck.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:31
No.2385111

Anonymous No.2385111 06/05/12(Tue)18:31 No.2385111

>>2385094
If you are a good enough liar you can mindfuck some of your friends so much.
It's tons of >fun

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:31
No.2385112

Anonymous No.2385112 06/05/12(Tue)18:31 No.2385112

>>2385057
>implying anime fags have anything to talk about when it comes to being girly
Nigger please.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:31
No.2385114

Anonymous No.2385114 06/05/12(Tue)18:31 No.2385114

>>2385057
>implying dokidoki pogostick preteen underpantsu!! isn't as/more embarrassing than ponies

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:32
No.2385117

Anonymous No.2385117 06/05/12(Tue)18:32 No.2385117

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>>2385036
>go on a cannibalistic eating spree that is fueled by your rage

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:32
No.2385124

Anonymous No.2385124 06/05/12(Tue)18:32 No.2385124

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>>2385089
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong."

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:33
No.2385128

Anonymous No.2385128 06/05/12(Tue)18:33 No.2385128

File: 1338935582354.gif-(65 KB, 615x615, applehurl.gif)

>playing Bastion soundtrack
>A Proper Story comes on
>"I never liked Indian music myself, Anon."
god dommot

indian music is pretty great though and bangra is great to watch

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:33
No.2385130

Anonymous No.2385130 06/05/12(Tue)18:33 No.2385130

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>>2385109
>2D pony gorgeous
>ugly
does not compute

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:33
No.2385133

Anonymous No.2385133 06/05/12(Tue)18:33 No.2385133

>>2384968
>Using Halo games as sign of maturity
laughingmicrosoftexecutives.jpg

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:33
No.2385140

Anonymous No.2385140 06/05/12(Tue)18:33 No.2385140

File: 1338935635135.png-(343 KB, 655x630, 1335193878996.png)

>>2385099
>>2385068
>>2385070
>>2385074
>>2385082
>>2385085
>>2385088
>>2385091

This is not going to end well

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:33
No.2385141

Anonymous No.2385141 06/05/12(Tue)18:33 No.2385141

>>2385128
i enjoy it in a general sense

but i could not tell you anything about it

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:34
No.2385144

Anonymous No.2385144 06/05/12(Tue)18:34 No.2385144

>>2385133
>Not putting your World of Warcraft raiding experience on your job resume
I shiggy diggy

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:34
No.2385150

Anonymous No.2385150 06/05/12(Tue)18:34 No.2385150

File: 1338935672110.jpg-(117 KB, 445x400, 1326535255418.jpg)

>>2385112
>>2385114
of course you're right, but they still can be retarded

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:35
No.2385155

Anonymous No.2385155 06/05/12(Tue)18:35 No.2385155

>>2385085
I love doing shit like this.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:35
No.2385167

Anonymous No.2385167 06/05/12(Tue)18:35 No.2385167

File: 1338935732216.jpg-(427 KB, 2048x1536, 1338673787449.jpg)

>>2385144
Like this?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:35
No.2385173

Anonymous No.2385173 06/05/12(Tue)18:35 No.2385173

>>2385167

I still think he's going to scratch those poor discs.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:36
No.2385175

Anonymous No.2385175 06/05/12(Tue)18:36 No.2385175

>>2385140
What are you, a faggot?
Are you embarassed because you watch ponies?
I'm not saying you should be proud and wave it around on a flag like bronies, but have some fucking dignity.
It's a fucking hobby.
Man the fuck up.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:36
No.2385187

Anonymous No.2385187 06/05/12(Tue)18:36 No.2385187

File: 1338935794924.png-(193 KB, 700x700, 1318846987262.png)

Would you hug Lonelyflowers?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:36
No.2385195

Anonymous No.2385195 06/05/12(Tue)18:36 No.2385195

>>2385175
>It's a fucking hobby.
Too bad no one shares this view.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:37
No.2385197

Anonymous No.2385197 06/05/12(Tue)18:37 No.2385197

>>2385167
Joke's on him that game is terrible.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:37
No.2385198

Anonymous No.2385198 06/05/12(Tue)18:37 No.2385198

>>2385187
Yes.
And then tell her I only like her as a friend.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:37
No.2385206

Anonymous No.2385206 06/05/12(Tue)18:37 No.2385206

File: 1338935861516.png-(37 KB, 225x206, 1313416101093.png)

>>2385167
My God, his neckbeard is a damn lion's mane.

Do we kneel or bow before the king?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:37
No.2385207

Anonymous No.2385207 06/05/12(Tue)18:37 No.2385207

File: 1338935861705.gif-(606 KB, 421x371, 1322272268597.gif)

>>2385150
I may be biased, but Fluttershy is quite honestly a lot more charming than 98% of moe anime bitches out there.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:38
No.2385215

Anonymous No.2385215 06/05/12(Tue)18:38 No.2385215

File: 1338935890175.jpg-(932 KB, 1229x1589, resume.jpg)

>>2385144
>not putting Ainsley on your resume

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:38
No.2385228

Anonymous No.2385228 06/05/12(Tue)18:38 No.2385228

File: 1338935924627.gif-(737 KB, 320x240, 1336140213065.gif)

>>2385175
>"Oh my god. Anon watches ponies!"
>you shrink back, expecting a torrent of abuse from your hetero masculine friends
>suddenly of of them smiles knowingly
>"He's one of us."
>they look at each other, nodding
>Each friend removes their upper clothing, displaying 20% Cooler t-shirts and the like
>"It's great that you're finally part of the herd, Anon. We are so happy""

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:38
No.2385231

Anonymous No.2385231 06/05/12(Tue)18:38 No.2385231

>>2385195
>friends accept it as a silly hobby of mine
>have a female friend that knows I visit MLPG and ocasionally makes horsefuckery jokes

You are all just faggots if you can't handle your human interactions well enough.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:39
No.2385244

Anonymous No.2385244 06/05/12(Tue)18:39 No.2385244

File: 1338935973924.jpg-(32 KB, 386x381, 132458668000.jpg)

>>2385187
Gladly.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:39
No.2385247

Anonymous No.2385247 06/05/12(Tue)18:39 No.2385247

>>2385228
I love that gif
I love that movie

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:39
No.2385250

Anonymous No.2385250 06/05/12(Tue)18:39 No.2385250

>>2385144
>Grad student, taking student's resumes for a long term lab tech position
>One guy went on and on about how much he loves anime, especially Naruto, and why Naruto is so amazing
>In our quick interview I asked him how much he loved anime
>It's his favorite, he says
>I ask him who his waifu is
>He's silent for a good minute before I move to the next question

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:39
No.2385253

Anonymous No.2385253 06/05/12(Tue)18:39 No.2385253

File: 1338935998272.gif-(966 KB, 320x240, 1338680496915.gif)

>>2385215

>Stallman quote at the end

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:40
No.2385256

Anonymous No.2385256 06/05/12(Tue)18:40 No.2385256

>>2385228
Worst case scenario?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:40
No.2385261

Anonymous No.2385261 06/05/12(Tue)18:40 No.2385261

>>2385247
What movie?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:40
No.2385263

Anonymous No.2385263 06/05/12(Tue)18:40 No.2385263

File: 1338936034485.png-(435 KB, 874x914, birth.png)

Would you fertilize a changeling queen's eggs, MLPG?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:40
No.2385267

Anonymous No.2385267 06/05/12(Tue)18:40 No.2385267

>>2385207
>Falling for useless blob of moe
>Ever
That's babbies first waifu.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385277

Anonymous No.2385277 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385277

why we so ded?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385281

Anonymous No.2385281 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385281

File: 1338936072652.gif-(2.33 MB, 624x618, 1326582597636.gif)

>>2385244
Why doesn't this show have more Cheerilee? She's fucking golden in every appearance.

I am really hoping to see more out of her in season 3. Maybe a field trip episode.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385285

Anonymous No.2385285 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385285

>>2385261
the movie that the gif is from, anon

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385286

Anonymous No.2385286 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385286

File: 1338936086359.gif-(563 KB, 273x154, Dooks busts a nut.gif)

>>2385215
>that Stallman quote

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385288

Anonymous No.2385288 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385288

>>2385263
Sure. Is this before or after they have been laid in a pony incubator?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385289

Anonymous No.2385289 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385289

File: 1338936090844.jpg-(182 KB, 684x720, 1312302428578.jpg)

>>2385228
>friends now tell you to "brohoof" them in public
>now they wear their pony shirts where ever you go
>try to get away from them by going to work
>boss walks up to you
>extends closed hand
>"brohoof" I can't escape

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385292

Anonymous No.2385292 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385292

>>2385256
>they pull out their merchandise and start talking about the upcoming Con
>"Anon has to come! Last year was so much fun, I got a lot of praise for my Rainbow Dash costume!"

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385293

Anonymous No.2385293 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385293

>>2385285
Yes, but what is the title?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385297

Anonymous No.2385297 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385297

>>2385281
>field trip episode

see: 2x01

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:41
No.2385298

Anonymous No.2385298 06/05/12(Tue)18:41 No.2385298

>>2385261
hot tub time machine

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385299

Anonymous No.2385299 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385299

>>2385288
Before.

Guess whose job that is?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385302

Anonymous No.2385302 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385302

>>2385286

>Dooks busts a nut.gif

EVERY FUCKING TIME

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385303

Anonymous No.2385303 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385303

>>2385263
Sur-
Wait...how?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385307

Anonymous No.2385307 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385307

File: 1338936150354.jpg-(26 KB, 620x349, 1313406503098.jpg)

>>2385256
Imagine if it turns out they were WH40kfags and they try now to "purge" you by shouting "heresy" at you and showing you pictures of manly men shooting stuff, expecting you to drop dead in a shower of gore.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385308

Anonymous No.2385308 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385308

>>2385207
>MY MOEBLOB IS BETTER THAN YOUR MOEBLOB
durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385309

Anonymous No.2385309 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385309

>>2385277
>Thinking this is dead
You havent been here long, have you?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385311

Anonymous No.2385311 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385311

File: 1338936173977.jpg-(50 KB, 705x720, 1321843873907.jpg)

>>2385297
Yeah, but imagine a WHOLE EPISODE of that, and in Magic School Bus parody form.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:42
No.2385314

Anonymous No.2385314 06/05/12(Tue)18:42 No.2385314

>>2385253
>TGTTM
Mah nigga

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)18:43
No.2385317

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385317 06/05/12(Tue)18:43 No.2385317

File: 1338936182243.png-(124 KB, 637x657, derp smooshy face.png)

>>2385215
>level 30 dungeon master

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:43
No.2385318

Anonymous No.2385318 06/05/12(Tue)18:43 No.2385318

>>2385299
Chrysalis', of course. She lays them in the incubation chamber, which is just another room, and then she has servants take care of them.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:43
No.2385319

Anonymous No.2385319 06/05/12(Tue)18:43 No.2385319

>>2385293
hot tub time machine

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:43
No.2385323

Anonymous No.2385323 06/05/12(Tue)18:43 No.2385323

File: 1338936209686.png-(141 KB, 348x330, 1320766986342.png)

>>2385250
God damn it /co/

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:43
No.2385330

Anonymous No.2385330 06/05/12(Tue)18:43 No.2385330

>>2385311
everything has to be a parody

or a homage

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:43
No.2385331

Anonymous No.2385331 06/05/12(Tue)18:43 No.2385331

>>2385299
Well it would be her job. I'd just help her get her ovipositor inserted correctly then tease the mare or stallion until she or he was full of eggs.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:44
No.2385337

Anonymous No.2385337 06/05/12(Tue)18:44 No.2385337

>>2385250
You are my hero.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:44
No.2385346

Anonymous No.2385346 06/05/12(Tue)18:44 No.2385346

>>2385307
I'm imagining them with those wallets with the fold-out picture frames in them, except instead of relatives or grandkids, it's full of nothing but little thumbnails of Marines he shoves in your face while screaming.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:44
No.2385348

Anonymous No.2385348 06/05/12(Tue)18:44 No.2385348

What if Luna had raised Spike instead of Celestia?
Would he be more or less beta?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:44
No.2385353

Anonymous No.2385353 06/05/12(Tue)18:44 No.2385353

>>2385250
>He didnt immediately have an answer for that
I hope you wrote "lack of conviction" on your report.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:44
No.2385356

Anonymous No.2385356 06/05/12(Tue)18:44 No.2385356

>>2383824
> Bugs Bunny anon
You contribute very little and avatarfag. Consider yourself banhammered.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:45
No.2385361

Anonymous No.2385361 06/05/12(Tue)18:45 No.2385361

File: 1338936328401.png-(112 KB, 318x373, Too many drugs.png)

>>2385288
>Before you is a grotesquely bloated and extended pony
>Her face a mosaic of agony
>The changelings keep her pinned down, the ovipositor retracting from her mouth, thick gobs of ichor dropping from her mouth as the connection is lost
>Gasping for air, she looks at you with desperate hope
>The despair in her eyes is most exquisite as you take your position behind her, ready to fertilize the clutch

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:45
No.2385363

Anonymous No.2385363 06/05/12(Tue)18:45 No.2385363

>>2385318
>which is just another room

BUT MY WEIRD KINKY FETISH ;_;

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:45
No.2385372

Anonymous No.2385372 06/05/12(Tue)18:45 No.2385372

>>2385348
Less. She'd raise him like a dragon of old.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:46
No.2385374

Anonymous No.2385374 06/05/12(Tue)18:46 No.2385374

>>2385348
He'd be awkward as fuck in public, but he'd have dominated Rarity and Fluttershy as soon as he saw them.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:46
No.2385375

Anonymous No.2385375 06/05/12(Tue)18:46 No.2385375

>>2385356

That's not the real bugsanon in case you didn't realize. It's a joke.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:46
No.2385382

Anonymous No.2385382 06/05/12(Tue)18:46 No.2385382

File: 1338936406353.png-(175 KB, 518x600, 1316300363075.png)

>>2385348
He'd probably be an angry, angsty mess of a kid who felt as if he was abandoned when she got banished for a thousand years. So I don't think he would be as beta but he would be an insufferable little dick.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:46
No.2385385

Anonymous No.2385385 06/05/12(Tue)18:46 No.2385385

Hey.
Are there any black dudes here?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385386

Anonymous No.2385386 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385386

File: 1338936424922.png-(54 KB, 507x366, Screen Shot 2012-06-05 at 5.45(...).png)

>>2384296
>>2384254
We're certainly full of normal people around here, ayup.

Flak
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385389

Flak No.2385389 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385389

>>2384601
I'd be sad too if I lost my wings

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385392

Anonymous No.2385392 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385392

File: 1338936447307.gif-(474 KB, 188x174, swat.gif)

>>2385374

>alpha dragon Spike dominating Rarity

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385393

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385393 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385393

Whats the password to the GO FAST server again? Cheeselegs?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385402

Anonymous No.2385402 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385402

>>2385361
This fanon doesn't even make sense.

>changelings lay eggs in live ponies

Seriously. what. You're just forcing your shitty fetishes on changelings because you can at this point.

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385405

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL No.2385405 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385405

>>2385374
> Spike with Canterlot Voice
> soon to rock Alpha Mode
Alright, I'm going to give you all my money
And you're going to shut up.

ButtercupSaiyan !dM76nFuLek!!LVZRNqlO6QI
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385406

ButtercupSaiyan !dM76nFuLek!!LVZRNqlO6QI No.2385406 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385406

File: 1338936474538.png-(100 KB, 450x450, 1338442163462.png)

I am in despair... I need songs today that can make me feel happy or kick-ass.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:47
No.2385409

Anonymous No.2385409 06/05/12(Tue)18:47 No.2385409

make me hapy
through the years
never bring me
any tears
let your arms be as warm
as the sun from up above
bring me fun
bring me sunshine
bring me love

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:48
No.2385416

Anonymous No.2385416 06/05/12(Tue)18:48 No.2385416

>>2385250
Oh man I hope he was either confused as hell or desperately trying to shift the topic further from the weird Hinata porn.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:48
No.2385420

Anonymous No.2385420 06/05/12(Tue)18:48 No.2385420

>>2385402
Why aren't you a fan of the fandom yet?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:48
No.2385422

Anonymous No.2385422 06/05/12(Tue)18:48 No.2385422

There's someone avatarfagging with meta pictures of America...

>>2385381
>>2385312

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:49
No.2385428

Anonymous No.2385428 06/05/12(Tue)18:49 No.2385428

>>2385402
>You're just forcing your shitty fetishes on changelings because you can at this point
>At this point
Welcome aboard sailor.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:49
No.2385431

Anonymous No.2385431 06/05/12(Tue)18:49 No.2385431

>>2385406
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZM-HaXS3wE

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:49
No.2385432

Anonymous No.2385432 06/05/12(Tue)18:49 No.2385432

File: 1338936550170.png-(27 KB, 977x159, 1314557259174.png)

>>2385386
why did you cap me

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:49
No.2385435

Anonymous No.2385435 06/05/12(Tue)18:49 No.2385435

>>2385393

That's it.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wzmkdhSz6bjdYVP_NOCj7D5yoY2QE9yHKECup4iZ6Lo/edit

Bookmark this.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:49
No.2385437

Anonymous No.2385437 06/05/12(Tue)18:49 No.2385437

>>2385422
We care why?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:49
No.2385439

Anonymous No.2385439 06/05/12(Tue)18:49 No.2385439

File: 1338936575971.png-(221 KB, 800x599, 1335798613093.png)

>>2385402
There's been almost no cocooning stuff even though they showed them in the show.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:49
No.2385446

Anonymous No.2385446 06/05/12(Tue)18:49 No.2385446

>>2385422
>Going outside the boat
>Caring about something outside the boat
>Linking anything outside the boat back here
I think it's about time you fucked off to where you came from.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:50
No.2385448

Anonymous No.2385448 06/05/12(Tue)18:50 No.2385448

File: 1338936606353.jpg-(158 KB, 1429x811, 1335300520936.jpg)

>>2385402
>at this point

Hey guys I think the rainbow one is a lesbian

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:50
No.2385451

Anonymous No.2385451 06/05/12(Tue)18:50 No.2385451

>>2385422

I know I should reply but why the fuck are you bringing this to our attention again?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:50
No.2385454

Anonymous No.2385454 06/05/12(Tue)18:50 No.2385454

>>2385439
There was plenty soon after the episode, it seems to have died off a bit, I guess everythign that could have been done with it was

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:51
No.2385466

Anonymous No.2385466 06/05/12(Tue)18:51 No.2385466

>>2385406
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEbDsC5Hk8&
Draw more

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:51
No.2385472

Anonymous No.2385472 06/05/12(Tue)18:51 No.2385472

>>2385422
/k/ user if memory serves
Speaking of which...
>>2366757
/k/ x /mlp/ OTP

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:51
No.2385474

Anonymous No.2385474 06/05/12(Tue)18:51 No.2385474

>>2385454
nonsense
there's always more

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)18:51
No.2385476

P.Q. No.2385476 06/05/12(Tue)18:51 No.2385476

>>2385402

>You're just forcing your shitty fetishes because you can

I don't know why you bothered mentioning changelings specifically when that's pretty much the entire MLPG in a fucking nutshell.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:51
No.2385480

Anonymous No.2385480 06/05/12(Tue)18:51 No.2385480

>>2385406
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:51
No.2385484

Anonymous No.2385484 06/05/12(Tue)18:51 No.2385484

>>2385428
>welcome aboard

How did I know I've been taking a break

I'm not surprised but jesus fuck guys, I don't remember you being this bad. The recent

>sounding
>Stallions

shit

Mother of fuck. This isn't 2011 MLPG anymore.

>>2385448
but that made a bit of sense

>rainbow jokes

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)18:52
No.2385488

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385488 06/05/12(Tue)18:52 No.2385488

>>2385435
Thanks anon

When do people usually play?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:52
No.2385500

Anonymous No.2385500 06/05/12(Tue)18:52 No.2385500

>>2385484
You act like we didnt push fetishes on everything in 2011.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:53
No.2385501

Anonymous No.2385501 06/05/12(Tue)18:53 No.2385501

File: 1338936780372.png-(199 KB, 313x436, come on everyponi stare stare (...).png)

>>2385402
Hey guys ponies are sexy

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:53
No.2385506

Anonymous No.2385506 06/05/12(Tue)18:53 No.2385506

>>2385476
Changeling fanon irks me. They were one-shots and none of this has the slightest bit of basis in the show besides "uh, i guess they look like bugs?"

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:53
No.2385508

Anonymous No.2385508 06/05/12(Tue)18:53 No.2385508

>>2385406
What do you like?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTiNebFaudQ

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:53
No.2385512

Anonymous No.2385512 06/05/12(Tue)18:53 No.2385512

File: 1338936804203.png-(490 KB, 5000x5000, 1333645211404.png)

>>2385484
we fetishes now

fuck hiatus

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:53
No.2385520

Anonymous No.2385520 06/05/12(Tue)18:53 No.2385520

>>2385506
And all the other fanon of one-shots doesnt?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:53
No.2385523

Anonymous No.2385523 06/05/12(Tue)18:53 No.2385523

>>2385501
"Damnit faust, why did you design them with such sexy bodies?"

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:53
No.2385524

Anonymous No.2385524 06/05/12(Tue)18:53 No.2385524

File: 1338936839858.png-(21 KB, 822x526, k faget.png)

>>2385472
>/k/ x /mlp/

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:54
No.2385535

Anonymous No.2385535 06/05/12(Tue)18:54 No.2385535

>>2385500
We did, but we were better at it. And it was actually funny.

Lyra having anon fist her and wear her as hulk hands was funny. Changelings laying eggs in live victims is flat out retarded.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:55
No.2385548

Anonymous No.2385548 06/05/12(Tue)18:55 No.2385548

File: 1338936917886.jpg-(457 KB, 1263x1010, How_Princesses_Become_Queens.jpg)

>>2385506
basically, yes

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)18:55
No.2385550

P.Q. No.2385550 06/05/12(Tue)18:55 No.2385550

File: 1338936918830.png-(22 KB, 262x282, bon-bon is skeptical.png)

>>2385506

That didn't stop the Trixiefags. Or the Gildafags. I mean I'm not necessarily disagreeing, but I just don't see why you're acting so surprised.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:55
No.2385555

Anonymous No.2385555 06/05/12(Tue)18:55 No.2385555

>>2385535

>Changelings laying eggs in live victims is flat out retarded.

This happens in the general? I haven't noticed, luckily I have the innate ability to ignore shit I don't like.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:55
No.2385559

Anonymous No.2385559 06/05/12(Tue)18:55 No.2385559

>>2385535
Funny stuff isn't usually too arousing, and arousing the viewer is the main point of fetish shit.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:55
No.2385560

Anonymous No.2385560 06/05/12(Tue)18:55 No.2385560

>>2385535
we /d/ now

welcome to the worst hiatus ever

stay and enjoy or get out

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:56
No.2385571

Anonymous No.2385571 06/05/12(Tue)18:56 No.2385571

>>2385506
There is always Changeling Bro

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:56
No.2385575

Anonymous No.2385575 06/05/12(Tue)18:56 No.2385575

>>2385406
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0k62WgXaR4k

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:56
No.2385580

Anonymous No.2385580 06/05/12(Tue)18:56 No.2385580

>>2385535
>Changelings laying eggs in live victims is flat out retarded
>Bugs doing bug things
>Retarded
Okay.

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)18:57
No.2385589

P.Q. No.2385589 06/05/12(Tue)18:57 No.2385589

>>2385550

Oh, don't forget the season one Lunafags.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:57
No.2385591

Anonymous No.2385591 06/05/12(Tue)18:57 No.2385591

Lets discuss our mythical past again, back then there were no bad posts, we never died, stuff you disliked didn't exist back then. Right?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:57
No.2385594

Anonymous No.2385594 06/05/12(Tue)18:57 No.2385594

File: 1338937046117.jpg-(24 KB, 463x600, chrysant.jpg)

Somebody asked for ant pony and another asked for Chrysalis and so I saved myself the trouble.

I should've put more effort in.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:57
No.2385597

Anonymous No.2385597 06/05/12(Tue)18:57 No.2385597

>>2385589
>season one Lunafags
Oh god damn it dont remind me

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:57
No.2385601

Anonymous No.2385601 06/05/12(Tue)18:57 No.2385601

File: 1338937073888.gif-(33 KB, 450x250, Scooting along.gif)

>>2385548
>Massive corruption fetish

I must go my penis needs me

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:58
No.2385604

Anonymous No.2385604 06/05/12(Tue)18:58 No.2385604

>>2385591
And no one hated us. We didn't exist.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:58
No.2385613

Anonymous No.2385613 06/05/12(Tue)18:58 No.2385613

File: 1338937109523.png-(164 KB, 751x1064, 1323022072729.png)

>>2385506
You're talking to a fandom that's created an entire backstory and personality around a character because of the way she sat on a park bench in the background.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:58
No.2385619

Anonymous No.2385619 06/05/12(Tue)18:58 No.2385619

>>2385601
>anonymous died on the way to his home planet

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)18:59
No.2385622

P.Q. No.2385622 06/05/12(Tue)18:59 No.2385622

>>2385613

Hey, hey, hey, this isn't about Lyra this is about changelings. Don't try to change the subject.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:59
No.2385623

Anonymous No.2385623 06/05/12(Tue)18:59 No.2385623

File: 1338937154181.png-(1.08 MB, 624x5000, the more things change, th(...).png)

>>2385591
We were the pure, the young, the innocent.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)18:59
No.2385628

Anonymous No.2385628 06/05/12(Tue)18:59 No.2385628

>>2385601
>>2385548
Likewise. My my how did I miss this?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:00
No.2385634

Anonymous No.2385634 06/05/12(Tue)19:00 No.2385634

>>2385361
>you line your somewhat mutated penis, a blessing from the Queen, up with her entrance
>you drive yourself in to her without concern for her feelings
>you rut her with long, powerful stroke while pulling her tail with one hand and gripping her cutie mark with the other
>her body warms under the influence of the ichor and your ministrations, and before long she is moaning beneath you
>having finally broken her into her new life you hilt yourself and let loose a torrent of semen
>once you are sure every egg has been coated in the white substance you pull out and watch your queen fill another pony with eggs
>you think he used to be this one's husband

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:00
No.2385637

Anonymous No.2385637 06/05/12(Tue)19:00 No.2385637

Well. I think they finally hit peak autism. Just try read this.
http://034391.deviantart.com/journal/NOW-WITH-BALL-Fluffy-Ponies-101-Please-comment-302408549?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:01
No.2385651

Anonymous No.2385651 06/05/12(Tue)19:01 No.2385651

File: 1338937269153.png-(86 KB, 500x277, sweetie scrunch.png)

Hey, hey guys.

Want to watch some pony?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:01
No.2385656

Anonymous No.2385656 06/05/12(Tue)19:01 No.2385656

>>2385623
I wonder where the first horsefuckers started coming from. My guess is on /vp/.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:01
No.2385664

Anonymous No.2385664 06/05/12(Tue)19:01 No.2385664

>>2385637
>Fluffy pony flash game
>Absurdly long fanfiction about the "types" of fluffy ponies trying to accomodate any and all fanon that has sprung up
NOPE
NOT EVEN GOING TO BOTHER

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:02
No.2385673

Anonymous No.2385673 06/05/12(Tue)19:02 No.2385673

File: 1338937326690.png-(252 KB, 726x704, 1319156468523.png)

>>2385597
S1 Luna looked cute as shit

>duplicate file duplicate file duplicate file
You know what I hate about /mlp/? Pointless imagedump threads. They serve no purpose other than to make it more difficult for other people to post images
>4th attempt

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:02
No.2385684

Anonymous No.2385684 06/05/12(Tue)19:02 No.2385684

File: 1338937353739.png-(425 KB, 578x676, Flutterchill.png)

>>2385622
It's the same idea. Fanon is fanon.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:02
No.2385686

Anonymous No.2385686 06/05/12(Tue)19:02 No.2385686

>>2385637
>The Fluffy has an odd digestive tract, its almost the same as a horses, but it doesn't have any bacteria or microbes in its intestines, meaning the feces will reek of a foul stench.

>How do I into biology

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:02
No.2385687

Anonymous No.2385687 06/05/12(Tue)19:02 No.2385687

>>2385656
there were furry threads on /co/ before ponies were around. most of them were probably from /co/ all along.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:02
No.2385688

Anonymous No.2385688 06/05/12(Tue)19:02 No.2385688

>>2385361
>>2385634
...unf!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:02
No.2385693

Anonymous No.2385693 06/05/12(Tue)19:02 No.2385693

File: 1338937369306.png-(444 KB, 1280x720, 1307418199225.png)

>>2385623
Reading that made me feel as if I just watched the first fish to break through the water and waddle on land.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:03
No.2385702

Anonymous No.2385702 06/05/12(Tue)19:03 No.2385702

>>2385637
>Types of fluffy ponies
>Different type for every artist that has ever drawn something
What the fuck.

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:03
No.2385711

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2385711 06/05/12(Tue)19:03 No.2385711

File: 1338937436345.png-(464 KB, 1023x725, Day 3.png)

Maybe...I should stop trying to art.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:04
No.2385717

Anonymous No.2385717 06/05/12(Tue)19:04 No.2385717

File: 1338937445566.png-(258 KB, 3629x2400, It's called an ovipositor.png)

>>2385634
bug pone confirmed for best pone

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:04
No.2385724

Anonymous No.2385724 06/05/12(Tue)19:04 No.2385724

>>2385687
Well, there's still concern if they were seriously fetishizing it or doing it just to spite early MLPG, with their stance on porn very alike to ponychan's.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:04
No.2385725

Anonymous No.2385725 06/05/12(Tue)19:04 No.2385725

>>2385651
No one?

Should I try tomorrow?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:04
No.2385726

Anonymous No.2385726 06/05/12(Tue)19:04 No.2385726

File: 1338937470982.jpg-(146 KB, 1000x1000, hooves practice.jpg)

>>2385686
When did we let this happen mlpg
why did we let this happen

fluffy pone was ours

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:04
No.2385727

Anonymous No.2385727 06/05/12(Tue)19:04 No.2385727

>>2385637
Trigger warning: Autism
There are 4 types of Fluffy ponies

The Earth Pony, the Pegasus, the Unicorn, and the ever rare Alicorn. They all have the same basic composition.

However their distribution in terms of population are split as such.

40% of all Fluffies are Earth Fluffies, 35% are Pegasi, and the remaining 25% are Unicorns, and in all of that are the EXTREMELY rare Alicorns, only 1 in approximately 100,000 are born. Most are born and raised by highly specialized breeders in captivity, usually under lab settings.

Their are also a number of different breeds of fluffies, however most breeds are different purely in appearance, and traits usually have no affect on the fluffy itself.

The first fluffy is referred to as the "Cloud fluffy" or "Cloudy" it has a coast similar to a Persians, and looks as soft as a cloud as depicted here

The second, is the fuzz coat, it looks like it has a fuzzy coat, but its purely and appearance difference. [link] (Sorry, I couldn't find one on DA)

The 3rd is the cotton coat, as per usual, it looks like it has cotton for fur

The 4th is the "sheer" coat (Also known as a "Pig Dog" for its appearance), it has slightly longer fur, and is extremely fine. Again, its simply a prosthetic appearance, though these fluffies tend to have bigger and fatter lower bodies.

The 5th is Field coat, its fur looks wavy like a field of grass or whet, waving in the wind.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:04
No.2385731

Anonymous No.2385731 06/05/12(Tue)19:04 No.2385731

Look you guys

Look

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/18330460

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:05
No.2385736

Anonymous No.2385736 06/05/12(Tue)19:05 No.2385736

File: 1338937514057.png-(194 KB, 437x750, 1336893825462.png)

>tfw your fanon has the changelings as not being bugs at all
>tfw they don't even live in a hive
>tfw no hiveminds
>tfw no mockery of ant social structure
>tfw no ovipositors, no corruption
>tfw no mutations
>tfw no bad times and no bummers
>tfw no SUVs and no more hummers

Zergfags can not contain their jelly.

Literally.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:05
No.2385738

Anonymous No.2385738 06/05/12(Tue)19:05 No.2385738

>>2385725
2late4me
should sleep

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:05
No.2385741

Anonymous No.2385741 06/05/12(Tue)19:05 No.2385741

>>2385535
I never meant for that to be fetish shit when I posted it. It was a joke. When I post about changelings laying eggs in ponies I mean that to be fetishy.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:05
No.2385745

Anonymous No.2385745 06/05/12(Tue)19:05 No.2385745

>>2385702
The best thing is the Fluffy pony dictionary.

And the description that they have sacs of foul chemicals like skunks and can shit and piss everywhere for days even without food for no apparent reason...

>tfw Fluffy ponies used to be cute

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:05
No.2385747

Anonymous No.2385747 06/05/12(Tue)19:05 No.2385747

File: 1338937546996.png-(107 KB, 317x357, 1330635088506.png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:05
No.2385748

Anonymous No.2385748 06/05/12(Tue)19:05 No.2385748

>>2385726
We can't be blamed for this.

Thats like blaming us for bronie and the rest of their stupid shit.

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:05
No.2385752

P.Q. No.2385752 06/05/12(Tue)19:05 No.2385752

File: 1338937559452.jpg-(14 KB, 110x150, 1321419660618.jpg)

>>2385726

Its like /v/ and reddit, Anon. There's nothing you can do, you just have to sit back and watch it happen.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:06
No.2385761

Anonymous No.2385761 06/05/12(Tue)19:06 No.2385761

File: 1338937596662.jpg-(31 KB, 568x403, 1335546622212.jpg)

>>2385711

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:06
No.2385764

Anonymous No.2385764 06/05/12(Tue)19:06 No.2385764

File: 1338937606415.png-(110 KB, 696x430, witness your doom.png)

>>2385748
but we are guilty of bronies

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:06
No.2385768

Anonymous No.2385768 06/05/12(Tue)19:06 No.2385768

>>2385726

Fluffy pone wasn't that great anyway

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:07
No.2385771

Anonymous No.2385771 06/05/12(Tue)19:07 No.2385771

>>2385736
That thread was a good thread.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:07
No.2385781

Anonymous No.2385781 06/05/12(Tue)19:07 No.2385781

>>2385768
that's not the point
it was ours and then it was taken away from us

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)19:08
No.2385791

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385791 06/05/12(Tue)19:08 No.2385791

>>2385752
Its fine. We'll just have to come up for new things for them to take and shit on

Like theres this pony, right? But its not normal pony. Its all.....flat, or something. Only two dimensions.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:08
No.2385800

Anonymous No.2385800 06/05/12(Tue)19:08 No.2385800

>>2385731
>horse flight suit
>sweating

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:09
No.2385813

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2385813 06/05/12(Tue)19:09 No.2385813

File: 1338937767884.jpg-(87 KB, 638x357, Applejack0.jpg)

>>2385761

Ha.

Can you imagine if I got offended and actually thought my "artwork" was good?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:09
No.2385815

Anonymous No.2385815 06/05/12(Tue)19:09 No.2385815

File: 1338937774943.png-(52 KB, 945x945, 1335198762292.png)

>>2385781
That's the way the internet works. It was never really "ours" to start with, we just found it first

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:09
No.2385816

Anonymous No.2385816 06/05/12(Tue)19:09 No.2385816

>>2385781
This.

Even if you hated fluffy pony to begin with, it was nowhere near as bad as what it is now

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:09
No.2385817

Anonymous No.2385817 06/05/12(Tue)19:09 No.2385817

File: 1338937777816.jpg-(98 KB, 519x739, I'm being molested, better(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:09
No.2385823

Anonymous No.2385823 06/05/12(Tue)19:09 No.2385823

I am going to make a Pinkie Pie tulpa.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:09
No.2385825

Anonymous No.2385825 06/05/12(Tue)19:09 No.2385825

>>2385736
How do you even fetishize that

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:10
No.2385830

Anonymous No.2385830 06/05/12(Tue)19:10 No.2385830

>>2385725
Go ahead, mang. I'm always up for some pone.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:10
No.2385831

Anonymous No.2385831 06/05/12(Tue)19:10 No.2385831

>>2385781

But I don't care, it wasn't our best work, it was just a flavor of the week type thing. It died for us back then, and now what they have is theirs.

Our fluffy pone creation and their fluffy pone shit are simply two different things at this point.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:10
No.2385833

Anonymous No.2385833 06/05/12(Tue)19:10 No.2385833

File: 1338937812439.jpg-(95 KB, 486x603, appleflat.jpg)

>>2385791
Been done

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:10
No.2385835

Anonymous No.2385835 06/05/12(Tue)19:10 No.2385835

File: 1338937830510.gif-(1.12 MB, 669x470, 1334619518291.gif)

>>2385791
Like a pony version of Flat Tom?

Can we send the Flat pone to other people and make them take pictures with it? Oh that'd be swell.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:10
No.2385842

Anonymous No.2385842 06/05/12(Tue)19:10 No.2385842

>>2385637
What the hell

>The average lifespan is debatable, most die before the age of 3 under normal ownership(Usually because of the Fluffies own doing). Lab conditions have shown that they are capable of living as old as 15, though most died at 6 (Lab conditions)
>Bones are easily broken, flesh and muscle tissue is bruised with a simple tap. A human child at the age of 5, can rip an adult fluffy apart given enough effort, a teenager, and adult human can do it almost without effort.
>Its a very weak creature, as per design, it has soft hooves and teeth, and are incapable of hurting a human, or most anything really, except for themselves, and each other. They are able to lift, move, and carry about 10-15 pounds on average
>With the fluff, the animal can endure temperatures as low 30 by themselves.
>They are also capable of tucking their little hooves underneath themselves, and retracting their heads into their fluff and curling up into balls.
>It also acts a cushion, softening the blows the fluffy receives, albeit slightly.
>Once again, it helps by shielding the fluffies skin from the suns rays, without it, the animal would burn easily.
>The fluff also gets in the way of simply moving around, it cant run very well, on the account they simply trip on their own fur. (Though it is reasonably believed that they trip simply because they move sometimes)
>It can also get in the way of birthing the foals, especially if they are small, as they can get tangled up in the Dams fluff and die purely because the Dam cant reach around to get it out without the help of another fluffy or human (mostly the latter).
>The fluffy is VERY sensitive to pain in general, a simple flick on the nose can cause a great deal of pain, and may even cause bleeding.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:11
No.2385845

Anonymous No.2385845 06/05/12(Tue)19:11 No.2385845

>>2385825
maybe he has an orgasm denial fetish

he makes entirely nonsexual unfetishizable headcanons and nofaps4u

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:11
No.2385846

Anonymous No.2385846 06/05/12(Tue)19:11 No.2385846

>>2385731
I'd like to rip that suit off and lick her sweaty mare asshole.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:11
No.2385847

Anonymous No.2385847 06/05/12(Tue)19:11 No.2385847

File: 1338937872240.jpg-(104 KB, 512x512, t' fuk am oi readin.jpg)

>>2385736
Yeah well your fanon sucks donkey cock.

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:11
No.2385854

P.Q. No.2385854 06/05/12(Tue)19:11 No.2385854

File: 1338937888654.png-(343 KB, 673x686, 1327545161816.png)

>>2385791

Why did lamp pone never take off? You boop her nose to turn her on and off, and when she's off she's sad, but when she's on she's happy.

I thought it was cute.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:12
No.2385870

Anonymous No.2385870 06/05/12(Tue)19:12 No.2385870

>>2385854
I thought laptop pony was cute.

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
06/05/12(Tue)19:12
No.2385872

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL No.2385872 06/05/12(Tue)19:12 No.2385872

There's just no fighting fetish discussion in a mid-to late-term fandom. In a few years that's all there will be left -- just look at Master/Doctor and how it's kept Doctor Who alive until the 2005 series, and then aided the new series.

Look at Buffy. How many Willow entrapment lesbian demonic strap-on mindbreak fics are out there? Just cast a simple Google search, you'll find plenty.

There's just no fighting it. Either you like it or you don't, but you can no more easily fight the winds.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:12
No.2385873

Anonymous No.2385873 06/05/12(Tue)19:12 No.2385873

>>2385854

meh

uninspired

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:12
No.2385878

Anonymous No.2385878 06/05/12(Tue)19:12 No.2385878

>>2385854
>>2385870
I bet you like things to. You fucking autists.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:13
No.2385885

Anonymous No.2385885 06/05/12(Tue)19:13 No.2385885

>>2385854
Mustard pone was pretty cute

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:13
No.2385887

Anonymous No.2385887 06/05/12(Tue)19:13 No.2385887

>>2385854
>>2385870
>you go to a vacation for a week
>you turn laptop pony on
>she starts to cry and begs you not to leave her in the darkness for that long again

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:13
No.2385888

Anonymous No.2385888 06/05/12(Tue)19:13 No.2385888

>>2385688
>Cadence can hold many eggs at once thanks to a larger internal volume
>Shining Armor can hold less, but his strength and magic means the changelings hatched from his eggs are larger and more powerful than average
>they're love for each other eventually combines with their love of bearing the queens eggs and allows them to be used as both incubators and a self replenishing food source
>the swarm grows stronger

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:13
No.2385892

Anonymous No.2385892 06/05/12(Tue)19:13 No.2385892

>>2385878
Like things to what?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:13
No.2385893

Anonymous No.2385893 06/05/12(Tue)19:13 No.2385893

File: 1338938005920.png-(18 KB, 859x593, penis song.png)

>>2385842
god this is just literally fetishistic sadism now

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:13
No.2385894

Anonymous No.2385894 06/05/12(Tue)19:13 No.2385894

File: 1338938006461.jpg-(146 KB, 900x650, 1336710402718.jpg)

>>2385825
How do you not? They can turn into anything. Anything. They have leg holes.

And they have cocoons full of breathable slime.

Vanilla changelings can still be sexy.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:13
No.2385896

Anonymous No.2385896 06/05/12(Tue)19:13 No.2385896

>>2385791

I still like furnace pone

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:14
No.2385906

Anonymous No.2385906 06/05/12(Tue)19:14 No.2385906

File: 1338938041783.png-(493 KB, 3000x3281, Ableism.png)

>>2385842
We've created the Destroyer of Worlds, the He Who Shall Drown the World in Dumb.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:14
No.2385909

Anonymous No.2385909 06/05/12(Tue)19:14 No.2385909

File: 1338938053292.jpg-(50 KB, 300x300, Patron of Fluffy pony threads.jpg)

>>2385893
>>2385842

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:14
No.2385915

Anonymous No.2385915 06/05/12(Tue)19:14 No.2385915

File: 1338938082263.jpg-(89 KB, 1084x1059, what the hell..jpg)

So yeah. Remember that fluffy pony valentines day thing Fluffy did an eternity ago? Someone decided to edit it.

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)19:15
No.2385919

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385919 06/05/12(Tue)19:15 No.2385919

>>2385833
ok ok hold on

Ok, its a pony, right? But....it has.....two butts! Butt where the head is! Its like Catdog, but reversed.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:15
No.2385920

Anonymous No.2385920 06/05/12(Tue)19:15 No.2385920

File: 1338938109230.png-(333 KB, 956x1238, 1338757770_shin0r0z_garoupony.png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:15
No.2385921

Anonymous No.2385921 06/05/12(Tue)19:15 No.2385921

>>2385894
>they can turn into anything

requesting the cap of the chrysalis trickrape fic

>convinces you that you're going to play-rape with her as cadence
>actually rape cadence
>shining armor is tied up in the closet with his eyes held open
>cheeselegs laughing maniacally

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:15
No.2385926

Anonymous No.2385926 06/05/12(Tue)19:15 No.2385926

>>2385915
> raped, then ded

That seems about right

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:15
No.2385931

Anonymous No.2385931 06/05/12(Tue)19:15 No.2385931

File: 1338938139021.png-(369 KB, 501x997, illustrated timeline of mlp fa(...).png)

>>2385915

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:15
No.2385933

Anonymous No.2385933 06/05/12(Tue)19:15 No.2385933

>>2385736
My nigger

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:16
No.2385937

Anonymous No.2385937 06/05/12(Tue)19:16 No.2385937

>>2385637
Okay really?

"Nearly all are capable of speech, only a few cant due to a rare mutation. The language that they speak is always English, due to pre programmed instincts and knowledge.

Most fluffies are capable of speaking between a few days after birth too about 2 weeks, but that is in the most extreme circumstances, if it cant speak within a week of birth, its likely retarded in some manner, and will likely not survive.(Yes I used the word retard, what of it?)

Though they can speak, all of them have a speech impediment, and can only communicate as though they were toddlers at the very best.

The impediment itself is a lisp, AND a physical condition. They simply CANNOT pronounce their R's and L's resulting in the use words in the following manner

Fwend=Friend

Wawa=Water

Sgittes=Spaghetti

Wawk=walk

Wun=run

fwy=fly

Huwt=hurt

sowwy=sorry

wike=like

The list tends to go on like this, simply replace whatever word that has an R or L with a W

Special Note:Even though They are capable of speech, this ability should "NOT" be taken as a sign of intelligence. Verbal communication is a common way to convey information from one creature too the next regardless of species in most cases. The Fluffy is an animal, nothing more.

An argument can be as such, that if a dog were able to speak, it would still be a dog, and our pet. A cow would still be our dinner, a rat would still be a pest to be exterminated."

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:16
No.2385939

Anonymous No.2385939 06/05/12(Tue)19:16 No.2385939

File: 1338938173045.jpg-(73 KB, 576x559, 131575702937.jpg)

>>2385915

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:16
No.2385940

Anonymous No.2385940 06/05/12(Tue)19:16 No.2385940

File: 1338938176295.png-(138 KB, 720x687, 1333157403.ponee_horsebutt.png)

>>2385919
Ahem.

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:16
No.2385941

P.Q. No.2385941 06/05/12(Tue)19:16 No.2385941

File: 1338938178756.png-(52 KB, 153x156, lyra watches in horror as bonb(...).png)

>>2385878

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:16
No.2385945

Anonymous No.2385945 06/05/12(Tue)19:16 No.2385945

>>2385921
Someone actually did that? I NEED A LINK.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:16
No.2385950

Anonymous No.2385950 06/05/12(Tue)19:16 No.2385950

File: 1338938198574.png-(26 KB, 228x203, 1311089784745.png)

>>2385921
Oh, my. I missed a lot for these past weeks.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:16
No.2385955

Anonymous No.2385955 06/05/12(Tue)19:16 No.2385955

>>2385937
> But I don't want to eat the dead filly, it tastes poopy!

God
It's just sadder with the l's and r's mixed up
And hilarious when it's played off for DRAMA

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385957

Anonymous No.2385957 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385957

>>2385842
>>2385906

This is quite impressive though.

Look at what we started. How did it go this way? why was this particularly so susceptible to autism/2edgy /b/tards?

If I were smarter, I could write on how this progressive shows insight into certain aspects of internet social culture.

It's a shame they ruined something cute, but i'll be damned if it isn't interesting to watch its progression

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385960

Anonymous No.2385960 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385960

>>2385921
>cadence: "don't stop"

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385962

Anonymous No.2385962 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385962

>>2385915
Where's the original?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385966

Anonymous No.2385966 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385966

>>2385921
... THIS BONER
WILL PIERCE
THE HEAVENS

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385968

Anonymous No.2385968 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385968

File: 1338938265173.gif-(1.4 MB, 800x450, batman leaves.gif)

>>2385842

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385970

Anonymous No.2385970 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385970

>>2385940

hehe

butts

Scrubbing Bubbles
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385973

Scrubbing Bubbles No.2385973 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385973

>>2385940
OK OK GIVE ME A SEC

Its a pony but uhhh....it....likes to hug things?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:17
No.2385975

Anonymous No.2385975 06/05/12(Tue)19:17 No.2385975

>>2385872
Um, there was plenty of non-fetish stuff going on with Doctor Who until the new series came along. It had long since expanded beyond the TV show exclusively (the comics especially did a good job fleshing out the 8th Doctor).

Just because some people can't keep it in their pants, doesn't mean nobody can.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:18
No.2385978

Anonymous No.2385978 06/05/12(Tue)19:18 No.2385978

File: 1338938281011.png-(150 KB, 650x691, tumblr_m526oriTnS1r3xauuo1_128(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:18
No.2385979

Anonymous No.2385979 06/05/12(Tue)19:18 No.2385979

>>2385962
On my hard drive at home two thousand miles away. Unless someone else has it saved.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:18
No.2385980

Anonymous No.2385980 06/05/12(Tue)19:18 No.2385980

>>2385894
>You will never cuddle changeling in a cocoon

;_;

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:18
No.2385987

Anonymous No.2385987 06/05/12(Tue)19:18 No.2385987

>>2385937
> The Fluffy is an animal, nothing more.
its like people dont know humans are animals too.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:18
No.2385994

Anonymous No.2385994 06/05/12(Tue)19:18 No.2385994

File: 1338938334349.jpg-(122 KB, 700x655, tumblr_m53qc2xnGT1r3xauuo1_128(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:19
No.2386002

Anonymous No.2386002 06/05/12(Tue)19:19 No.2386002

>>2385987
But HYUMENS ARE SUPERIORER

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:19
No.2386003

Anonymous No.2386003 06/05/12(Tue)19:19 No.2386003

File: 1338938382647.jpg-(105 KB, 800x800, Fluffy Loves anon.jpg)

>>2385962
>>2385979
I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:19
No.2386005

Anonymous No.2386005 06/05/12(Tue)19:19 No.2386005

File: 1338938384438.png-(170 KB, 600x1017, tumblr_m53y2cpYdx1r3xauuo1_128(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:19
No.2386008

Anonymous No.2386008 06/05/12(Tue)19:19 No.2386008

>>2385987
NO

WE R SPESHUL AEP

But really, until we meet other intelligent life we are speshul aep.

>Humans are animals and something more
>sentience+intelligence

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386013

P.Q. No.2386013 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386013

File: 1338938407687.png-(378 KB, 1004x648, lyra butt.png)

>>2385970

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386015

Anonymous No.2386015 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386015

File: 1338938414340.png-(86 KB, 294x272, Don't cry, it will be over(...).png)

Would you dash to Dash side as Dash dashing hero?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386016

Anonymous No.2386016 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386016

File: 1338938417001.png-(15 KB, 640x960, green and purpel so funnae.png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386020

Anonymous No.2386020 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386020

>>2386002

we invented the crooked game shows, the phonograph, and mustard

I'd say we're in the lead, at least

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386022

Anonymous No.2386022 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386022

File: 1338938431594.jpg-(63 KB, 473x265, 1151 - fire Hubble pokemon Rap(...).jpg)

>>2385817
i hear it is relatively easy to make napalm

just gasoline and Styrofoam

channel your inner rarity and use generous amounts on his face

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386025

!TAW/FujCmk No.2386025 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386025

>>2386015
I'd do anything for that cute little mare, so yes. If I ever left her side, that is

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386026

Anonymous No.2386026 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386026

>>2386008
>Free moral agency 101

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:20
No.2386029

Anonymous No.2386029 06/05/12(Tue)19:20 No.2386029

>>2385994
That's the OC for NeoGAF. Belle Eve, I think.

I can't be the only one that thinks this looks like crap, right?

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL
06/05/12(Tue)19:21
No.2386033

chistery !!vGFyxi9fnOL No.2386033 06/05/12(Tue)19:21 No.2386033

>>2385975
> there was plenty of non-Fetish stuff
Yes
But who buys the box DVD's to check for that half-second shot of Ten with a boner tied up to that chair during the End of Time?

Apparently like four different people on my Friends list, I really need to screen them.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:21
No.2386036

Anonymous No.2386036 06/05/12(Tue)19:21 No.2386036

>>2386020
Well, on this planet, definitely.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:21
No.2386040

Anonymous No.2386040 06/05/12(Tue)19:21 No.2386040

File: 1338938498391.png-(204 KB, 600x1043, tumblr_m5496n0eK11r3xauuo1_128(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:21
No.2386041

Anonymous No.2386041 06/05/12(Tue)19:21 No.2386041

File: 1338938498601.jpg-(67 KB, 1305x712, Dash Big Eyes.jpg)

>>2386015
yes

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:21
No.2386046

Anonymous No.2386046 06/05/12(Tue)19:21 No.2386046

>>2386002
> read that 'hymens are superior'
My penis and track record for taking virginities says otherwise.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:21
No.2386047

Anonymous No.2386047 06/05/12(Tue)19:21 No.2386047

>>2386016
xd

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:22
No.2386050

Anonymous No.2386050 06/05/12(Tue)19:22 No.2386050

>>2386015
Yes, and I would Bash the Dash, if you know what I mean

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:22
No.2386053

Anonymous No.2386053 06/05/12(Tue)19:22 No.2386053

Is pnibooru ded again?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:22
No.2386054

Anonymous No.2386054 06/05/12(Tue)19:22 No.2386054

>>2386036

Extra terrestrial life, though almost guaranteed to exist, is only theoretical until observed

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:22
No.2386058

Anonymous No.2386058 06/05/12(Tue)19:22 No.2386058

File: 1338938563440.jpg-(41 KB, 762x659, nurse redheart informs you of (...).jpg)

>>2385957
The way I see it is like this: Fluffy pone originally started off only being about cute stuff or about Anon trying to save fluffy pone from inadvertently killing itself (usually by drowning). Newfags saw greenfics of fluffy pones dying but didn't bother looking into it further than that, so they just went with "Anon kills fluffy pone". From there it goes to "But why does Anon kill fluffy pone?" and "Fluffy pone must be clinically retarded because of the way it babytalks". "Babies shit themselves because they don't know better or lack the bodily control, right? Let's make fluffy pones incontinent too." And so on.

Same thing happened with the anorexic Dash jokes. People would joke about how Dash might see herself as fat because of her obsession with training to get into the Wonderbolts. Newfags came in and decided to just go on about how Dash was fat instead of the original joke.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:23
No.2386065

Anonymous No.2386065 06/05/12(Tue)19:23 No.2386065

>>2386053
>again
you mean it was working at one point in the last 2 weeks?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:23
No.2386070

Anonymous No.2386070 06/05/12(Tue)19:23 No.2386070

>>2386058

Is there a name for this phenomenon?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:23
No.2386072

Anonymous No.2386072 06/05/12(Tue)19:23 No.2386072

>>2386015
of course i would. but as payment for the deed i would demand cuddles.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:23
No.2386074

Anonymous No.2386074 06/05/12(Tue)19:23 No.2386074

>>2386054
Alien here.

The fuq u talk 'bout nigga

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:23
No.2386075

Anonymous No.2386075 06/05/12(Tue)19:23 No.2386075

>>2386054
Even if it does exist, it's probably an imperial fuckton of light years away and we aren't going to have any sort of contact with them.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:23
No.2386076

Anonymous No.2386076 06/05/12(Tue)19:23 No.2386076

>>2385994
>JJ hates Nintendo
>uses Reggie's well known line
hurrrr

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:24
No.2386080

Anonymous No.2386080 06/05/12(Tue)19:24 No.2386080

>>2386058
When /mlp/ was made, one guy took to making dozens of threads and posting his own greentexts about him murdering fluffy ponies. They caught on. The new people still felt a need to rationalize killing imaginary creatures, so they made them even more stupid.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:24
No.2386081

Anonymous No.2386081 06/05/12(Tue)19:24 No.2386081

File: 1338938651733.jpg-(145 KB, 989x1280, artist-mew plot zecora.jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:24
No.2386086

Anonymous No.2386086 06/05/12(Tue)19:24 No.2386086

File: 1338938656980.png-(670 KB, 840x772, 1335144177990.png)

oh look, I posted most human pone.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:24
No.2386089

Anonymous No.2386089 06/05/12(Tue)19:24 No.2386089

File: 1338938661955.png-(457 KB, 3000x3210, 1337965407329.png)

Do girl pones also have mohawks

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:24
No.2386090

Anonymous No.2386090 06/05/12(Tue)19:24 No.2386090

>>2386070
/mlp/

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:25
No.2386099

Anonymous No.2386099 06/05/12(Tue)19:25 No.2386099

>>2386033
That's the 10th though, and with the new series the fandom changed distinctly when they started taking the show in a different direction.

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:25
No.2386101

P.Q. No.2386101 06/05/12(Tue)19:25 No.2386101

File: 1338938708423.jpg-(107 KB, 689x711, the fucking silliest motherfuc(...).jpg)

>>2386020

Ponies have phonographs too, though. And they probably have mustard and crooked gameshows. When you think about it, the only advantage we have over them is our hands.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:25
No.2386103

Anonymous No.2386103 06/05/12(Tue)19:25 No.2386103

>>2386081
Thank you sir, may I have another?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:25
No.2386108

Anonymous No.2386108 06/05/12(Tue)19:25 No.2386108

File: 1338938726782.png-(94 KB, 290x290, Invisible anal penetration.png)

>>2386025
>>2386041
>>2386050
>>2386072
Would you dash into Dash bash and turn Dash bashful with your dick?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:25
No.2386109

Anonymous No.2386109 06/05/12(Tue)19:25 No.2386109

Why do royal ponies have small waists while the rest of ponies look all bloated up by guts

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:25
No.2386114

Anonymous No.2386114 06/05/12(Tue)19:25 No.2386114

File: 1338938759084.jpg-(56 KB, 503x407, 193408%20-%20artist%3AGinger_F(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:26
No.2386118

Anonymous No.2386118 06/05/12(Tue)19:26 No.2386118

>>2386101
The fact that we've gotten farther than them and managed to partially unravel the secrets of the universe without reality hax comes to mind

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:26
No.2386120

Anonymous No.2386120 06/05/12(Tue)19:26 No.2386120

File: 1338938790598.png-(88 KB, 323x334, 1307329961164.png)

>>2386101
Oh the things I would be able to do if I had hands.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:26
No.2386122

Anonymous No.2386122 06/05/12(Tue)19:26 No.2386122

File: 1338938796922.jpg-(649 KB, 1518x588, 193414%20-%20artist%3AGinger_F(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:26
No.2386125

Anonymous No.2386125 06/05/12(Tue)19:26 No.2386125

>>2386074

You startin'?

YOU WANT TO GO, BRO?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:26
No.2386126

Anonymous No.2386126 06/05/12(Tue)19:26 No.2386126

>>2386099
> implying fetish hasn't been a part of every fandom, forever
> implying Star Trek wasn't buoyed by Kirk/Spock in the lean years
> implying implying implying implying implying
How does it feel to be a white knight for fictional characters and producers who don't care what you think?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:26
No.2386128

Anonymous No.2386128 06/05/12(Tue)19:26 No.2386128

File: 1338938811803.png-(335 KB, 1290x804, 1331443812881.png)

>>2386101

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:27
No.2386132

Anonymous No.2386132 06/05/12(Tue)19:27 No.2386132

File: 1338938827518.png-(305 KB, 900x900, 1329099429924.png)

>>2386089
yes
fucking retard

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:27
No.2386133

Anonymous No.2386133 06/05/12(Tue)19:27 No.2386133

File: 1338938832457.png-(579 KB, 1221x1429, Hats.png)

>>2386086
How human can she be?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:27
No.2386134

Anonymous No.2386134 06/05/12(Tue)19:27 No.2386134

File: 1338938834535.png-(229 KB, 485x480, 193423%20-%20blood%20fluffy_po(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:27
No.2386137

Anonymous No.2386137 06/05/12(Tue)19:27 No.2386137

>>2386101

And our diehard survival instinct

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:27
No.2386140

Anonymous No.2386140 06/05/12(Tue)19:27 No.2386140

>>2386108
I would brashly dash straight into her gash leaving her agast. Shit would be cash.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:27
No.2386144

Anonymous No.2386144 06/05/12(Tue)19:27 No.2386144

>>2386070
Bronies

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:28
No.2386148

Anonymous No.2386148 06/05/12(Tue)19:28 No.2386148

>>2386108
no cuddles for the sole purpose of making her blush in embarrassment.

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:28
No.2386150

P.Q. No.2386150 06/05/12(Tue)19:28 No.2386150

File: 1338938893398.png-(410 KB, 1239x787, am I seriously the only person(...).png)

>>2386128

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:28
No.2386151

Anonymous No.2386151 06/05/12(Tue)19:28 No.2386151

File: 1338938893616.jpg-(1.13 MB, 718x3402, 193445%20-%20artist%3Amwike%20(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:28
No.2386158

Anonymous No.2386158 06/05/12(Tue)19:28 No.2386158

>>2386132
Thats a zebra

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:28
No.2386160

Anonymous No.2386160 06/05/12(Tue)19:28 No.2386160

File: 1338938932367.png-(676 KB, 2850x1657, 1330813639906.png)

>>2386150
I know.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:28
No.2386161

Anonymous No.2386161 06/05/12(Tue)19:28 No.2386161

File: 1338938935264.jpg-(1.04 MB, 718x3402, 193459%20-%20artist%3Amwike%20(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:29
No.2386163

Anonymous No.2386163 06/05/12(Tue)19:29 No.2386163

>>2386134
hey , that is pretty good ! sauce on atrist ?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:29
No.2386164

Anonymous No.2386164 06/05/12(Tue)19:29 No.2386164

>>2386158
zebras are ponies too

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:29
No.2386168

Anonymous No.2386168 06/05/12(Tue)19:29 No.2386168

>>2386151
>>2386161
Wow.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:29
No.2386171

Anonymous No.2386171 06/05/12(Tue)19:29 No.2386171

File: 1338938974746.jpg-(813 KB, 718x2467, 193469%20-%20amputation%20arti(...).jpg)

not P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:29
No.2386172

not P.Q. No.2386172 06/05/12(Tue)19:29 No.2386172

>>2386120

I know that feel.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:29
No.2386174

Anonymous No.2386174 06/05/12(Tue)19:29 No.2386174

>fluffy pony sp-am

mane

there are levels of low I am prepared to accept from you

thiis, is not one of them.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:29
No.2386176

Anonymous No.2386176 06/05/12(Tue)19:29 No.2386176

>>2386118
Their civilization must have been around as long as we have, or else 'getting farther than them' is a false equivalency. If anything they're only two hundred years behind us in personal cars, maybe 50 in some social trends -- and be it said they have magic that can do things we simply can't. TIME TRAVEL, for one.

So, what, you're going to point out they don't have computers? We didn't have many of those until the 1930's in the form of mainframes -- much like what Twilight has in her basement. Are you really going to say humans are better than them because we have a runner-up of 70 years or less?

NS
06/05/12(Tue)19:30
No.2386182

NS No.2386182 06/05/12(Tue)19:30 No.2386182

>>2386161
wow. please fuck off

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:30
No.2386183

Anonymous No.2386183 06/05/12(Tue)19:30 No.2386183

File: 1338939008099.jpg-(149 KB, 434x400, 193472%20-%20artist%3Amwike%20(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:30
No.2386190

Anonymous No.2386190 06/05/12(Tue)19:30 No.2386190

>>2386174

don't think man, don't hold back, Just dive right in

glory in the autism

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:30
No.2386191

Anonymous No.2386191 06/05/12(Tue)19:30 No.2386191

File: 1338939040178.png-(135 KB, 434x427, 1316828344739.png)

>tfw gaming is dead

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:30
No.2386192

Anonymous No.2386192 06/05/12(Tue)19:30 No.2386192

File: 1338939042168.png-(184 KB, 900x900, 193554%20-%20edit%20fluffy_pon(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:30
No.2386193

Anonymous No.2386193 06/05/12(Tue)19:30 No.2386193

File: 1338939048240.gif-(1.57 MB, 300x200, 1338938945594.gif)

>>2386171

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:30
No.2386194

Anonymous No.2386194 06/05/12(Tue)19:30 No.2386194

>>2386151
>>2386161
Say, what were those japanese abuse comic strips called? The one with the little head things. Were those actually funny or the japanese equivalent of fluffy pony?

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:31
No.2386198

P.Q. No.2386198 06/05/12(Tue)19:31 No.2386198

File: 1338939062726.png-(185 KB, 918x900, it took me way too long to fin(...).png)

>>2386160

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:31
No.2386199

Anonymous No.2386199 06/05/12(Tue)19:31 No.2386199

File: 1338939070669.gif-(291 KB, 450x374, 1337648175458.gif)

Remember when instead of fluffy pone people posted Nyx to rile up the general?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:31
No.2386201

Anonymous No.2386201 06/05/12(Tue)19:31 No.2386201

File: 1338939076515.png-(202 KB, 900x900, 193560%20-%20comic%20edit%20fl(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:31
No.2386202

Anonymous No.2386202 06/05/12(Tue)19:31 No.2386202

File: 1338939080695.png-(552 KB, 846x472, 32526325675534.png)

>>2386158
A What?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:31
No.2386210

Anonymous No.2386210 06/05/12(Tue)19:31 No.2386210

File: 1338939110750.png-(234 KB, 900x900, 193565%20-%20comic%20edit%20fl(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:31
No.2386212

Anonymous No.2386212 06/05/12(Tue)19:31 No.2386212

File: 1338939113804.png-(65 KB, 550x400, 1309836938142.png)

>>2386198
Do it Lyra.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:32
No.2386216

Anonymous No.2386216 06/05/12(Tue)19:32 No.2386216

>>2386118
Plus our species isn't biologically segregated into three distinct classes that decrease in innate ability as you go down.

Imagine being born an earth pony. No hands, no magic. Only suction cup hooves.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:32
No.2386218

Anonymous No.2386218 06/05/12(Tue)19:32 No.2386218

File: 1338939148578.png-(187 KB, 1276x538, 193742%20-%20dead_fluffy_pony_(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:32
No.2386223

Anonymous No.2386223 06/05/12(Tue)19:32 No.2386223

>>2386191
We still have the memories, anon. We still have the memories.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:32
No.2386224

Anonymous No.2386224 06/05/12(Tue)19:32 No.2386224

File: 1338939169716.jpg-(137 KB, 500x371, 1330204385843.jpg)

Why are all these horse things so damn small?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:32
No.2386225

Anonymous No.2386225 06/05/12(Tue)19:32 No.2386225

File: 1338939174069.jpg-(274 KB, 793x490, comic ghetto_plot plot twiligh(...).jpg)

>>2386103

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:32
No.2386226

Anonymous No.2386226 06/05/12(Tue)19:32 No.2386226

>>2386161
>>2386171
I'm going to be the internet tough guy here and say if I knew these people's addresses I'd fucking hunt them down.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:33
No.2386230

Anonymous No.2386230 06/05/12(Tue)19:33 No.2386230

File: 1338939183572.png-(377 KB, 1661x1404, 193743%20-%20crying%20dick_edi(...).png)

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)19:33
No.2386232

!TAW/FujCmk No.2386232 06/05/12(Tue)19:33 No.2386232

>>2386108
I'd brashly mash Dash's slash and fuck her so silly she can't keep her wings under control

P.Q.
06/05/12(Tue)19:33
No.2386233

P.Q. No.2386233 06/05/12(Tue)19:33 No.2386233

File: 1338939206772.png-(1020 KB, 2620x1491, friendship is better than lesb(...).png)

>>2386212

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:33
No.2386236

Anonymous No.2386236 06/05/12(Tue)19:33 No.2386236

>>2386194
Yukkuri, they started out cute and devolved into autism.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:33
No.2386237

Anonymous No.2386237 06/05/12(Tue)19:33 No.2386237

>>2386225
>traced art

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:33
No.2386239

Anonymous No.2386239 06/05/12(Tue)19:33 No.2386239

File: 1338939219096.png-(204 KB, 802x178, 193746%20-%20edit%20fluffy_pon(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386245

Anonymous No.2386245 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386245

>>2386210
>>2386201
oh my god you have to be shitting me

These were made by >>2386171

He did it as a joke. The guy still talks angry and calling them a little shit and thigns like that, but being nice to them. It was an inverse of what her ussualy did.

Now they're edited to make the joke and unjoke. The fuccking bronies

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386247

Anonymous No.2386247 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386247

File: 1338939255935.jpg-(373 KB, 1740x1688, 193766%20-%20derpyfluff_foal%2(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386248

Anonymous No.2386248 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386248

>>2386210
>eat it you fuck or i fuck the pieces
i dont know whats more painful to read, the fluffy baby talk or their english.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386251

Anonymous No.2386251 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386251

File: 1338939271011.jpg-(664 KB, 900x900, 1309635615267.jpg)

>>2386233
You are not fooling anyone.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386252

Anonymous No.2386252 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386252

File: 1338939274670.gif-(980 KB, 471x363, bob ross.gif)

>>2383824
Sorry I'm late, I had some things to do.

Jessy
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386253

Jessy No.2386253 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386253

File: 1338939275772.png-(349 KB, 700x700, 1331012764202.png)

>>2386171

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386254

Anonymous No.2386254 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386254

>>2386176
We are better because we have done some much with some little.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386259

Anonymous No.2386259 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386259

File: 1338939288433.gif-(84 KB, 1024x768, 193768%20-%20acid%20animated%2(...).gif)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386263

Anonymous No.2386263 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386263

File: 1338939292096.jpg-(189 KB, 853x1312, 1311787290121.jpg)

>>2386216
I bet I could grow a mean tomato plant. That magic, right? Right?

My tomato plants never survive the harvest...

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:34
No.2386264

Anonymous No.2386264 06/05/12(Tue)19:34 No.2386264

what are you doing mane

stop it mane

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:35
No.2386266

Anonymous No.2386266 06/05/12(Tue)19:35 No.2386266

File: 1338939309114.jpg-(852 KB, 1100x1500, AJ Tiny Hat.jpg)

Any one have any other cool pictures focusing on AJ's hat?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:35
No.2386268

Anonymous No.2386268 06/05/12(Tue)19:35 No.2386268

>>2386245
Should've known. FUCKING FLUFFY FAGS.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:35
No.2386270

Anonymous No.2386270 06/05/12(Tue)19:35 No.2386270

File: 1338939321265.png-(81 KB, 782x587, 193769%20-%20babbehs%20birth%2(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:35
No.2386276

Anonymous No.2386276 06/05/12(Tue)19:35 No.2386276

>>2386252
You know, it's surprising how many people don't understand that the post was a joke. Because beans rhymes with genes.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:35
No.2386280

Anonymous No.2386280 06/05/12(Tue)19:35 No.2386280

File: 1338939354089.jpg-(144 KB, 756x507, 193966%20-%20derpy_hooves%20fl(...).jpg)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:36
No.2386289

Anonymous No.2386289 06/05/12(Tue)19:36 No.2386289

>>2386245
...Why do you know so much about this?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:36
No.2386290

Anonymous No.2386290 06/05/12(Tue)19:36 No.2386290

File: 1338939388546.png-(81 KB, 327x214, 1338786859701.png)

>>2386276
oh
sorry

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:36
No.2386291

Anonymous No.2386291 06/05/12(Tue)19:36 No.2386291

>>2386216
That feel when he haven't seen an average, non-twilight/trixie unicorn do something that a human couldn't approximate.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:36
No.2386293

Anonymous No.2386293 06/05/12(Tue)19:36 No.2386293

>>2386259

is that shitting fluff? that's weird

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:36
No.2386300

Anonymous No.2386300 06/05/12(Tue)19:36 No.2386300

>>2386245
what her ussualy did

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:37
No.2386308

Anonymous No.2386308 06/05/12(Tue)19:37 No.2386308

File: 1338939440534.png-(441 KB, 684x830, 1325366076094.png)

>>2386266

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:37
No.2386309

Anonymous No.2386309 06/05/12(Tue)19:37 No.2386309

>>2386254
>some much some little

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:37
No.2386311

Anonymous No.2386311 06/05/12(Tue)19:37 No.2386311

Just report it and move on. The yanitor will get to it.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:37
No.2386314

Anonymous No.2386314 06/05/12(Tue)19:37 No.2386314

>>2386252

if Bob Ross says it, it must be true

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:37
No.2386316

Anonymous No.2386316 06/05/12(Tue)19:37 No.2386316

File: 1338939468725.gif-(930 KB, 172x200, That's not what I imagined a p(...).gif)

>>2386081
>Nobody will ever draw a beautiful close-up shot of Zecora's supple moccha hole

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:37
No.2386317

Anonymous No.2386317 06/05/12(Tue)19:37 No.2386317

>>2386291
Well, sparkler opened a jar like a champ

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:38
No.2386319

Anonymous No.2386319 06/05/12(Tue)19:38 No.2386319

>>2386290
>Oh shit I'm sorry

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:38
No.2386325

Anonymous No.2386325 06/05/12(Tue)19:38 No.2386325

File: 1338939494716.jpg-(78 KB, 450x334, 1338816620786.jpg)

>>2386314
Why would he lie to us?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:38
No.2386327

Anonymous No.2386327 06/05/12(Tue)19:38 No.2386327

File: 1338939495121.png-(192 KB, 452x469, 1323306056564.png)

>>2386291
They can open jars!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:38
No.2386328

Anonymous No.2386328 06/05/12(Tue)19:38 No.2386328

>>2386293
I think it's supposed to be foals

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:39
No.2386338

Anonymous No.2386338 06/05/12(Tue)19:39 No.2386338

>>2386254
>>2386245
Who are you and what is with your english?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:39
No.2386343

Anonymous No.2386343 06/05/12(Tue)19:39 No.2386343

>>2386291
Rarity can detect gems.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:39
No.2386346

Anonymous No.2386346 06/05/12(Tue)19:39 No.2386346

>>2386270
Holy shit....

why

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:39
No.2386349

Anonymous No.2386349 06/05/12(Tue)19:39 No.2386349

> fluffy abuse
Okay
I'm a little pissed
Not because OH NO IT CAN THINK
But damn, animal abuse is fucked up

FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP
06/05/12(Tue)19:40
No.2386357

FlyingSaucer !!GQYOM9ahDgP No.2386357 06/05/12(Tue)19:40 No.2386357

File: 1338939605426.gif-(726 KB, 324x234, lyra what are you doing.gif)

>>2386291

They can walk on clouds with the right application of magic, apparently. Or hop, in Lyra's case

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:40
No.2386361

Anonymous No.2386361 06/05/12(Tue)19:40 No.2386361

File: 1338939617351.png-(Spoiler Image, 435 KB, 1650x1158, 193736%20-%20edit%20fluffyshy%(...).png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:40
No.2386366

Anonymous No.2386366 06/05/12(Tue)19:40 No.2386366

File: 1338939642761.gif-(1.16 MB, 451x274, 1338781228178.gif)

Its kind of weird thinking that someone actually made them.

Even worse, some have gotten off to the stuff.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:41
No.2386372

Anonymous No.2386372 06/05/12(Tue)19:41 No.2386372

File: 1338939665522.gif-(1.06 MB, 1060x512, 13245126124.gif)

>responding to Fluffy pony spam
What is wrong with you people

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:41
No.2386376

Anonymous No.2386376 06/05/12(Tue)19:41 No.2386376

>>2386366

they're both one and the same

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:42
No.2386386

Anonymous No.2386386 06/05/12(Tue)19:42 No.2386386

>>2386357
It works the same way those waterwalking lizards work

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:42
No.2386392

Anonymous No.2386392 06/05/12(Tue)19:42 No.2386392

Someone make le poofy horse face

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:42
No.2386397

Anonymous No.2386397 06/05/12(Tue)19:42 No.2386397

What matters is that at least WE know the truth about fluffy pony. They cant take that from us

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:43
No.2386406

Anonymous No.2386406 06/05/12(Tue)19:43 No.2386406

>>2386386
>CLOUDS
>GASEOUS STRUCTURES THAT CONSTANTLY REFORM
>SURFACE TENSION

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:43
No.2386407

Anonymous No.2386407 06/05/12(Tue)19:43 No.2386407

>>2386361
d-dat perspective

Did you know these faggots try to defend themselves? Go there, insult them for the 'art' and they will pretend it's good and because they don't know you will say you can't judge as you aren't an artist but if you show them your art, they will try to just insult you to lead away from your argument.

It goes around and around.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:43
No.2386415

Anonymous No.2386415 06/05/12(Tue)19:43 No.2386415

>>2386406
Magical cloud + magical horse

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:43
No.2386416

Anonymous No.2386416 06/05/12(Tue)19:43 No.2386416

>>2386376
Do you think that a writer of a fapfic would be able to get off from their own stories?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:44
No.2386417

Anonymous No.2386417 06/05/12(Tue)19:44 No.2386417

File: 1338939840796.gif-(242 KB, 371x388, 1333932596787.gif)

>>2386406
stop being so serious anon
I think the fluffy pone dump has you on edge

just chiiiiiill

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:44
No.2386420

Anonymous No.2386420 06/05/12(Tue)19:44 No.2386420

>>2386407

I thought they just pretended to be doing it as a massive troll?

hell, maybe they are? they're just /b/tards, they don't really know how they feel about anything

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)19:44
No.2386423

!TAW/FujCmk No.2386423 06/05/12(Tue)19:44 No.2386423

>>2386416
Impossible, I assure you.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:45
No.2386431

Anonymous No.2386431 06/05/12(Tue)19:45 No.2386431

>>2386416

People in here say they can't, but all the fap stuff i've written have been the scenarios that I come up with while fapping

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:45
No.2386439

Anonymous No.2386439 06/05/12(Tue)19:45 No.2386439

>>2386420
I don't think they're trying to be trolls.

I do think that purposefully bad drawing is supposed to be a part of the "humor."

Kind of like GG's work.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:45
No.2386442

Anonymous No.2386442 06/05/12(Tue)19:45 No.2386442

>>2386431
I don't write but surely it's the same as coming up with your own scenarios in your head while you fap?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:46
No.2386445

Anonymous No.2386445 06/05/12(Tue)19:46 No.2386445

>wake and MLPG
>Nintendo conference
>conference over, play Max Payne
>play for five hours
>come back
>fluffy pony spam

Damn it, guys

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:46
No.2386447

Anonymous No.2386447 06/05/12(Tue)19:46 No.2386447

File: 1338939983380.jpg-(321 KB, 578x888, 31adc8ae52a69e0ce87ab97ef82466(...).jpg)

technology

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)19:47
No.2386459

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2386459 06/05/12(Tue)19:47 No.2386459

File: 1338940045531.png-(309 KB, 800x871, 1320710011021.png)

Only a little over an hour left Rarity questers!

Just a friendly reminder.

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)19:47
No.2386461

!TAW/FujCmk No.2386461 06/05/12(Tue)19:47 No.2386461

>>2386442
It can be, yes. I don't count that as "getting off on your own stories", though, given that it loses its effect the instant it's written down. The idea is usable, but the finished product is not--you see too much of yourself, and too many issues and errors.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:47
No.2386464

Anonymous No.2386464 06/05/12(Tue)19:47 No.2386464

File: 1338940052611.png-(333 KB, 647x617, 1322536741544.png)

>>2386416
>>2386423
>>2386431
>try to fap from memory
>think of your own fapfic
>boner's gone
Oh God, it's terrible.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:47
No.2386466

Anonymous No.2386466 06/05/12(Tue)19:47 No.2386466

File: 1338940059319.jpg-(237 KB, 987x1280, 1335632381360.jpg)

>>2386447
poneology

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:47
No.2386469

Anonymous No.2386469 06/05/12(Tue)19:47 No.2386469

>>2386447
is that semen

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:47
No.2386471

Anonymous No.2386471 06/05/12(Tue)19:47 No.2386471

>>2386459
AW SHIT NIGRA

Katawa Shoujo can fill my time until then.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:48
No.2386472

Anonymous No.2386472 06/05/12(Tue)19:48 No.2386472

>>2386439
Except GG, you know

Actually draws stuff

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:48
No.2386478

Anonymous No.2386478 06/05/12(Tue)19:48 No.2386478

File: 1338940097926.png-(36 KB, 200x166, 1337182280779.png)

>>2386442
>come up with fantasy in head
>visualize picture someone drew similar to that
>imagine the voices acting it out

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:48
No.2386480

Anonymous No.2386480 06/05/12(Tue)19:48 No.2386480

>>2386459
I am excite

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:48
No.2386486

Anonymous No.2386486 06/05/12(Tue)19:48 No.2386486

>>2386442
It's the same issue about getting off to your own drawings. Or rather just finding interest in it. When you spend a lot of time on something it just loses its luster in your eye, but when you release it there are people that really like whatever you made (unless you're terrible).

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:50
No.2386510

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2386510 06/05/12(Tue)19:50 No.2386510

Odd human
Even pony

Pick one of the main 6

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:50
No.2386517

Anonymous No.2386517 06/05/12(Tue)19:50 No.2386517

>>2386510
Rainbow Dash

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:50
No.2386519

Anonymous No.2386519 06/05/12(Tue)19:50 No.2386519

>>2386510
Applejack

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:50
No.2386520

Anonymous No.2386520 06/05/12(Tue)19:50 No.2386520

>>2386510
Rurity.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:51
No.2386531

Anonymous No.2386531 06/05/12(Tue)19:51 No.2386531

>>2386464

why would you write about something you don't even love?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:51
No.2386534

Anonymous No.2386534 06/05/12(Tue)19:51 No.2386534

File: 1338940289058.jpg-(26 KB, 455x362, 1335092232851.jpg)

>>2386464
>try to fap from memory
>think of your own sort of fapfic
>boner's harder
I must be a narcissistic or something

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:51
No.2386536

Anonymous No.2386536 06/05/12(Tue)19:51 No.2386536

>>2386510
Twilight

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:51
No.2386538

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2386538 06/05/12(Tue)19:51 No.2386538

>>2386517

pony dash. Been a while since I've drawn anything pony.

What do you want her doing?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:51
No.2386541

Anonymous No.2386541 06/05/12(Tue)19:51 No.2386541

File: 1338940318499.jpg-(90 KB, 1024x1283, bugfags.jpg)

>>2386478
I'm my own very best friends.

Nobody cares what doctors say anyway.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:52
No.2386542

Anonymous No.2386542 06/05/12(Tue)19:52 No.2386542

>>2386534
>chrys picture
yeah probably

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:52
No.2386546

Anonymous No.2386546 06/05/12(Tue)19:52 No.2386546

>>2386538
Analing Applejack.

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:53
No.2386558

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2386558 06/05/12(Tue)19:53 No.2386558

>>2386546

Nope. Only one pony in the picture.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:53
No.2386561

Anonymous No.2386561 06/05/12(Tue)19:53 No.2386561

>>2386439
>>2386420
No, they are completely serious.

They either 1. Find it hilarious or
2. Find it arousing

Most are into gore of some sorts.

Perhaps there is a group of them that are just joking and don't know when to stop?

I also believe I heard when someone mentioned trapping Art-Anon into drawing, another one was all "No, we're going to MAKE him draw."

Weirdos.

And his coming from a person sitting behind a tablet with fresh fem Night-Crawler porn at the ready.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:53
No.2386563

Anonymous No.2386563 06/05/12(Tue)19:53 No.2386563

>>2386558
Analing herself

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:54
No.2386569

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2386569 06/05/12(Tue)19:54 No.2386569

>>2386563

No porn

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:54
No.2386574

Anonymous No.2386574 06/05/12(Tue)19:54 No.2386574

>>2386486
I drew a picture today with the express purpose of getting off to it.

It fucking worked. I feel like I have committed some great crime though...

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:54
No.2386582

Anonymous No.2386582 06/05/12(Tue)19:54 No.2386582

>>2386569
Applejack in an unfortunate accident that ends with an object in her anal cavity.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:54
No.2386585

Anonymous No.2386585 06/05/12(Tue)19:54 No.2386585

>>2386538
Laughing at a cloud shaped like something...

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:54
No.2386589

Anonymous No.2386589 06/05/12(Tue)19:54 No.2386589

>>2386569
juggling

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:55
No.2386599

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2386599 06/05/12(Tue)19:55 No.2386599

>>2386585

Done.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:55
No.2386602

Anonymous No.2386602 06/05/12(Tue)19:55 No.2386602

>>2386561

Their flavor of weird is certainly different from our flavor of weird.

I hate to play this card, but they certainly seem younger than us.

we're like, old /co/ perverts, they're edgy /b/ perverts

Maybe i'm just projecting

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:55
No.2386607

Anonymous No.2386607 06/05/12(Tue)19:55 No.2386607

>>2386599
where's the image?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:56
No.2386609

Anonymous No.2386609 06/05/12(Tue)19:56 No.2386609

>>2386561
>mfw I just realized that Nightcrawler gives me a boner
male or female, it doesn't really matter
I think I have a thing for odd skin colors

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:56
No.2386614

Anonymous No.2386614 06/05/12(Tue)19:56 No.2386614

>>2386574
Nah. You're just Krumb-tier. Rejoice in the fact that you have broken the lock.

A.J. !rinxooACj.
06/05/12(Tue)19:56
No.2386618

A.J. !rinxooACj. No.2386618 06/05/12(Tue)19:56 No.2386618

>>2386607

I have to make a drawing of it that resemble the artistic skill of a five year old picking up a pencil for the first time.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:56
No.2386623

Anonymous No.2386623 06/05/12(Tue)19:56 No.2386623

>>2386609
That and pointed ears, and prehensile tails.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:57
No.2386633

Anonymous No.2386633 06/05/12(Tue)19:57 No.2386633

>>2386602
Well, they could also be way older than us.
yeah daddy likes it like that, neigh for me

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:57
No.2386637

Anonymous No.2386637 06/05/12(Tue)19:57 No.2386637

File: 1338940668867.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 23 KB, 460x288, 1335067415125.jpg)

>>2386609
Does this turn you on?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)19:59
No.2386666

Anonymous No.2386666 06/05/12(Tue)19:59 No.2386666

>>2386614
Is..is that a good thing?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:00
No.2386674

Anonymous No.2386674 06/05/12(Tue)20:00 No.2386674

You're fucking awesome.
Don't ever let anyone tell you different, Anon.
You are one of the greatest people this world has ever known.
You just don't know it yet.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:00
No.2386675

Anonymous No.2386675 06/05/12(Tue)20:00 No.2386675

>>2386609
My nigga.
Can't go to /tg/ half the time without savign everything I see

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:00
No.2386676

Anonymous No.2386676 06/05/12(Tue)20:00 No.2386676

>>2386666
sure, supersatan

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:01
No.2386694

Anonymous No.2386694 06/05/12(Tue)20:01 No.2386694

>>2386666
Well, do you like being able to make your own porn?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:01
No.2386696

Anonymous No.2386696 06/05/12(Tue)20:01 No.2386696

>>2386674
thanks, Mr. Rogers

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:01
No.2386698

Anonymous No.2386698 06/05/12(Tue)20:01 No.2386698

>>2386674
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:01
No.2386700

Anonymous No.2386700 06/05/12(Tue)20:01 No.2386700

>>2386609
My inner attentionwhore is wanting to post it...but look for me on /co/ in a draw thread instead.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:02
No.2386706

Anonymous No.2386706 06/05/12(Tue)20:02 No.2386706

File: 1338940947550.png-(412 KB, 840x523, 1338768712135.png)

>>2386674

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:02
No.2386709

Anonymous No.2386709 06/05/12(Tue)20:02 No.2386709

File: 1338940961659.jpg-(41 KB, 509x423, You're dying of cancer.jpg)

>>2386637
>Not getting a permaboner from Blue Man Group
Do you even PVC pipes

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:03
No.2386714

Anonymous No.2386714 06/05/12(Tue)20:03 No.2386714

>>2386700
Why not post it?
Its better than fluffy pony spam.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:03
No.2386722

Anonymous No.2386722 06/05/12(Tue)20:03 No.2386722

>>2386700
put it on imgur or something if you don't want to use up a image spot

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:04
No.2386727

Anonymous No.2386727 06/05/12(Tue)20:04 No.2386727

>>2386714
Because it's AB and you all will turn on him the second he posts it.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:04
No.2386735

Anonymous No.2386735 06/05/12(Tue)20:04 No.2386735

>>2386722
Imgur doesn't use logins does it?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:04
No.2386739

Anonymous No.2386739 06/05/12(Tue)20:04 No.2386739

File: 1338941078970.jpg-(15 KB, 373x359, 1338770337326.jpg)

>luna rape 404s

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:04
No.2386744

Anonymous No.2386744 06/05/12(Tue)20:04 No.2386744

File: 1338941091045.png-(84 KB, 500x500, you're hogging the sheets.png)

>>2386727

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:05
No.2386750

!TAW/FujCmk No.2386750 06/05/12(Tue)20:05 No.2386750

>tfw 404
man, that was only the old-old thread. To the old thread!
>>2380232

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:05
No.2386751

Anonymous No.2386751 06/05/12(Tue)20:05 No.2386751

>>2386727
It doesn't sound like it, from writing style.

And I don't really care either way

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:05
No.2386752

Anonymous No.2386752 06/05/12(Tue)20:05 No.2386752

>>2386739
There's still a thread between that and this one. You've got plenty of time.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:05
No.2386754

Anonymous No.2386754 06/05/12(Tue)20:05 No.2386754

>>2386739
Go to the last thread.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:05
No.2386755

Anonymous No.2386755 06/05/12(Tue)20:05 No.2386755

File: 1338941132260.jpg-(Spoiler Image, 49 KB, 415x631, night.jpg)

>People refuse to post sexy Nightcrawler
Rev up that fappin' hand, because her.... we... GO!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:05
No.2386760

Anonymous No.2386760 06/05/12(Tue)20:05 No.2386760

>>2386739
right when it was getting good.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:06
No.2386766

Anonymous No.2386766 06/05/12(Tue)20:06 No.2386766

>>2386735
No

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:06
No.2386769

Anonymous No.2386769 06/05/12(Tue)20:06 No.2386769

>>2386674
>>2386706
It's this self-empowerment that has all these kids these days acting all pompous and egotistic. I'm a loser for the sake of this world.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:07
No.2386775

Anonymous No.2386775 06/05/12(Tue)20:07 No.2386775

File: 1338941224914.jpg-(30 KB, 356x308, 1338891333829.jpg)

>>2386769
MISTER ROGERS WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, NEGATIVE NANCY.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:07
No.2386778

Anonymous No.2386778 06/05/12(Tue)20:07 No.2386778

File: 1338941236833.jpg-(79 KB, 509x800, Nightcrawler.jpg)

>>2386755
went to a /co/ draw thread, requesting something "cute an fuzzy". I was hoping for swat kats..I got this...
I really must remember to add "with boobs" to it next time

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:07
No.2386783

Anonymous No.2386783 06/05/12(Tue)20:07 No.2386783

>>2386744
>wake sleepy pone up
>terror unending

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:08
No.2386785

Anonymous No.2386785 06/05/12(Tue)20:08 No.2386785

File: 1338941280586.png-(210 KB, 558x1306, batmann.png)

>>2386778
I got this once

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:08
No.2386789

Anonymous No.2386789 06/05/12(Tue)20:08 No.2386789

>>2386674
>>2386706

not really, I'm happy with myself, but i'm not anything special

Why do people always have to take everything to the extreme? They're either mopey, depressed faggots, or super up-beat, 'nothing gets me down' faggots.

Just face reality

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:09
No.2386803

Anonymous No.2386803 06/05/12(Tue)20:09 No.2386803

File: 1338941352252.jpg-(98 KB, 768x1024, 7216800_1077767381.jpg)

>>2386775
Well, that's an odd middle name.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:09
No.2386807

Anonymous No.2386807 06/05/12(Tue)20:09 No.2386807

File: 1338941370816.png-(499 KB, 698x900, 1338811694860.png)

>>2386789
something wrong with being happy?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:10
No.2386818

Anonymous No.2386818 06/05/12(Tue)20:10 No.2386818

>>2386803
>Mr. Rogers died almost ten years ago
what the fuuuuuuck

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:10
No.2386820

Anonymous No.2386820 06/05/12(Tue)20:10 No.2386820

File: 1338941417552.jpg-(57 KB, 332x396, 1326990364647.jpg)

PREPARE YOUR NEW HORSES

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:10
No.2386821

Anonymous No.2386821 06/05/12(Tue)20:10 No.2386821

taw

>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>23
80232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>&
gt;2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232>>2380232

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:10
No.2386825

Anonymous No.2386825 06/05/12(Tue)20:10 No.2386825

>>2386807
Not him, but no there isn't. There is a problem though with people who can't take a situation seriously or realistically because they're oh so optimistic.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:10
No.2386829

Anonymous No.2386829 06/05/12(Tue)20:10 No.2386829

>>2386807

Only if they're deluding themselves because they're actually depressed.

I don't ever bring those people down, though, they're more fun to be around than the perma-depressed faggots

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:11
No.2386838

Anonymous No.2386838 06/05/12(Tue)20:11 No.2386838

File: 1338941479131.png-(405 KB, 770x700, 1338902838943.png)

How do you want it? How would you feel,
Coming up theres a pony in trashcan

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:12
No.2386855

Anonymous No.2386855 06/05/12(Tue)20:12 No.2386855

>>2386825
Fuck I hate that
Pinkie Pies in real life.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:12
No.2386858

Anonymous No.2386858 06/05/12(Tue)20:12 No.2386858

>fimfiction won't let me upload my old stories

daah.jpg

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:13
No.2386869

Anonymous No.2386869 06/05/12(Tue)20:13 No.2386869

File: 1338941590396.jpg-(180 KB, 900x655, 194206 - applejack artist Niba(...).jpg)

>implying MK Double Dash isn't the best MK

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:13
No.2386873

Anonymous No.2386873 06/05/12(Tue)20:13 No.2386873

>>2386869
>implying I just didn't release a steaming hot fart

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:14
No.2386882

Anonymous No.2386882 06/05/12(Tue)20:14 No.2386882

>>2386855

>Pinkie's in real life
>"random" girls

Yeaaaah I'll pass. That shit got annoying in fucking high school.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:14
No.2386884

Anonymous No.2386884 06/05/12(Tue)20:14 No.2386884

>>2386869
This would be better with Twilight/Dash.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:14
No.2386891

Anonymous No.2386891 06/05/12(Tue)20:14 No.2386891

File: 1338941684920.gif-(659 KB, 499x278, 1338812733131.gif)

eat shit nathan

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:14
No.2386894

Anonymous No.2386894 06/05/12(Tue)20:14 No.2386894

>other thread just 404'd
We getting board-spammed or something?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:15
No.2386895

Anonymous No.2386895 06/05/12(Tue)20:15 No.2386895

Good job, OP of the previous thread.

Guess where TAW has to run his quest now.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:15
No.2386896

Anonymous No.2386896 06/05/12(Tue)20:15 No.2386896

>>2386884
no

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:15
No.2386897

!TAW/FujCmk No.2386897 06/05/12(Tue)20:15 No.2386897

>another 404
Well, I guess somebody doesn't much like interactive fiction.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:15
No.2386898

Anonymous No.2386898 06/05/12(Tue)20:15 No.2386898

>>2386869
>tfw I never had a sixth gen console
I played my PS1 and N64 until 2006
I have a PS2 now, but I missed almost every Gamecube game

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:15
No.2386905

Anonymous No.2386905 06/05/12(Tue)20:15 No.2386905

>>2386897
>>2386891
>>2386894
It was either nathan or sentanal

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:15
No.2386907

Anonymous No.2386907 06/05/12(Tue)20:15 No.2386907

>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
>>2386892
New horse, follow the link

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:15
No.2386910

Anonymous No.2386910 06/05/12(Tue)20:15 No.2386910

>>2386896
>trixie
>gilda
Yes faggot.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:16
No.2386915

Anonymous No.2386915 06/05/12(Tue)20:16 No.2386915

TAW
HEY TAW

repost here:

> continue to thrust in her until you reach the pleura, see her reaction

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:16
No.2386916

Anonymous No.2386916 06/05/12(Tue)20:16 No.2386916

>>2386894
>>2386867
>NOT TODAY, PONY FUCKERS
Nope.

>>2386897
Please continue.

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:16
No.2386922

!TAW/FujCmk No.2386922 06/05/12(Tue)20:16 No.2386922

>>2386907
...perfect timing!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:17
No.2386930

Anonymous No.2386930 06/05/12(Tue)20:17 No.2386930

>>2386922
Teats and fisting.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:17
No.2386933

Anonymous No.2386933 06/05/12(Tue)20:17 No.2386933

>>2386915
>pleura
>The thin serous membrane that envelops each lung and folds back to make a lining for the chest cavity.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:17
No.2386938

Anonymous No.2386938 06/05/12(Tue)20:17 No.2386938

this thread by klondyke, it wont get deleted by nathan

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:17
No.2386939

Anonymous No.2386939 06/05/12(Tue)20:17 No.2386939

>>2386882

I'll admit that most of the time they're annoying as hell to chill with.

But every now and then there's the perfect balance of free-spirited optimism and progressive open-mindedness that makes them really fun to hang out with.

especially when they're also down with sharing drugs and inviting you to their parties with popular, attractive people.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:18
No.2386947

Anonymous No.2386947 06/05/12(Tue)20:18 No.2386947

>>2386922
Hey TAW, I'm going to be capping as you go if someone hasn't done that already. Not going to join in because rape-for-reals isn't quite my cup of tea.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:19
No.2386962

Anonymous No.2386962 06/05/12(Tue)20:19 No.2386962

>>2386922
Tell her what a good slut she is and fondle a crotchboob while we fuck her.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:19
No.2386967

Anonymous No.2386967 06/05/12(Tue)20:19 No.2386967

>>2386933
i was talking about the virgin membrane, pleura is a correct word

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:20
No.2386975

Anonymous No.2386975 06/05/12(Tue)20:20 No.2386975

If anyone missed the beginning, I put it in a pastebin: http://pastebin.com/M8NL231N

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:20
No.2386985

Anonymous No.2386985 06/05/12(Tue)20:20 No.2386985

>>2386930
Yes! Come on! Teats and fisting!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:20
No.2386986

Anonymous No.2386986 06/05/12(Tue)20:20 No.2386986

>>2386967
Pretty sure that's a hymen. Also pretty sure that horses don't have that.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:21
No.2387002

Anonymous No.2387002 06/05/12(Tue)20:21 No.2387002

i'm losing the boner we really need to move forward
also, it is getting late

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:22
No.2387029

Anonymous No.2387029 06/05/12(Tue)20:22 No.2387029

>>2386985
The thread dies every time it's mentioned...
I say we make her move. Really hammer it home the idea that she's property now.
Or in the pooper, whichever works

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:22
No.2387034

Anonymous No.2387034 06/05/12(Tue)20:22 No.2387034

File: 1338942171575.gif-(1.08 MB, 180x200, 1338560781834.gif)

>>2386933
>mfw you googled it to check if he was correct or now

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:23
No.2387040

Anonymous No.2387040 06/05/12(Tue)20:23 No.2387040

>>2386986
do you even taw? read other erps, he is all about humanish genitals and i love hm for that

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:23
No.2387047

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387047 06/05/12(Tue)20:23 No.2387047

You reach beneath her with the hand not holding her reigns and pinch one of her firm nipples between your fingers, rubbing and teasing it as you slowly slid in and out of her. She let out a groan as you cupped her teat, massaging it between your fingers.

You congratulate her on accepting her new life as a valueless slut quite so quickly. You'd expected her to take a little breaking in at least, but you guessed that she must have always wanted it really. She was so tight it couldn't not have been her first time, something which you took great delight in mentioning to her.

"It... is," she gasped between thrusts. You hoped you were everything she ever dreamed of. "Yes sir."

You increased your tempo to reward your slut's good behaviour, moving from a relatively sedate pattern to pumping in and out of her as fast as you could. As you went, you squeezed and massaged her teat just to hear her gasps and moans, knowing how much of her dignity each one cost her.

Before long, she was gasping and moaning with every pump, slowly growing shakier and shakier. If you keep on as you are you know she'd cum before you.

It's getting pretty late here, guys, so if you could steer us towards the finish that'd be great

>>2386947
oh, awesome, thank you

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:23
No.2387050

Anonymous No.2387050 06/05/12(Tue)20:23 No.2387050

>>2387029
Anal is boring. Teats and fisting, then vaginal fucking!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:25
No.2387075

Anonymous No.2387075 06/05/12(Tue)20:25 No.2387075

>>2387047
Powerfuck, then stop, forcing her to raise the sun/lower the moon/return celestia to power, and finish while she does it, making her work to concentrate on it

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:26
No.2387095

Anonymous No.2387095 06/05/12(Tue)20:26 No.2387095

>>2387047
aww damn what a disappointment, i was hoping she will be a virgin

well, boner completely lost, this erp turned as bad as mare in a pretty dress. have fun rest of you imma gonna catch up with e3

dammit taw

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:26
No.2387097

Anonymous No.2387097 06/05/12(Tue)20:26 No.2387097

>>2387047
Se how many times we can make her cum before we do. We need to make sure she is our mind, body, and soul before we use her to take command of her followers.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:26
No.2387107

Anonymous No.2387107 06/05/12(Tue)20:26 No.2387107

>>2387047
Anal fisting and keep fucking her when she finishes

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:27
No.2387113

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387113 06/05/12(Tue)20:27 No.2387113

>>2387095
wat
she is, though
it's clearly there
sorry, didn't mean to disappoint

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:28
No.2387129

Anonymous No.2387129 06/05/12(Tue)20:28 No.2387129

File: 1338942496346.jpg-(12 KB, 330x282, inigo montoya..jpg)

>>2387040
>>2387095
>erp

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:28
No.2387139

Anonymous No.2387139 06/05/12(Tue)20:28 No.2387139

>>2387113
i'm not seeing it, sorry
make it more obvious?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:29
No.2387152

Anonymous No.2387152 06/05/12(Tue)20:29 No.2387152

>>2387139
double negative

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:31
No.2387181

Anonymous No.2387181 06/05/12(Tue)20:31 No.2387181

>>2387152
> You increased your tempo to reward your slut's good behaviour, moving from a relatively sedate pattern to pumping in and out of her as fast as you could.

full penetration here

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:32
No.2387205

Anonymous No.2387205 06/05/12(Tue)20:32 No.2387205

>>2387181
>she was so tight it couldn't not have been her first time

Reading sure is hard.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:32
No.2387207

Anonymous No.2387207 06/05/12(Tue)20:32 No.2387207

>>2387097
*We need to make sure she is ours mind, body, and soul

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:38
No.2387299

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387299 06/05/12(Tue)20:38 No.2387299

>>2387107
>>2387097
>>2387075
You continue, slamming into her time and time again until she's a slobbering wreck on the cold floor. The apex of each thrust is joined with a gasp, or a groan, or a cry of pain as you delve a little deeper than her virgin slit is able to manage. All three inspire you to thrust harder and deeper.

Her legs quiver and her body spasms as she finally orgasms, experiencing the euphoric bliss for the first time and irreparably linking it with her newfound servitude. She screams out in joy as her mind is overwhelmed, but you don't stop. Each of your thrusts is now paired with an unrestrained unrestrained scream as her body starts to completely overwhelm her, hammering her mind with wave after wave of pleasure. Soon you can feel she's on the edge again, and you use the opportunity to pull out, leaving her feeling empty and unfulfilled.

"N- no! Please!" she gasps. You shake your head. She gets nothing until the sun is in its rightful place, and Celestia is free. "Yes, my owner," she subserviently replies, and you see light begin to stream from the small window at the far end of the room. Very good girl.

You press your foot against her body and kick her onto her back, before pushing it against her chest and keeping her steady. With one hand you grab her reigns and pull, cutting off her air, and with the other you take your penis and begin the simple task of finishing yourself off.

[cont]

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:38
No.2387308

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387308 06/05/12(Tue)20:38 No.2387308

As she chokes, she tilts her head to look at you, but all she sees is the end of your cock pointed at her face while her air begins to dissipate and she starts to slowly lose conciousness. As the world goes dim, she feels your seed splatter against her face, feeling warm and sticky. You release the rope, letting her breathe, and once more linking the two sensations in her mind. You stand above her, looking down on the broken, panting, cum-soaked ex-goddess--YOUR broken, panting, cum-soaked ex-goddess.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:40
No.2387334

Anonymous No.2387334 06/05/12(Tue)20:40 No.2387334

How did she raise the sun? I thought the rope prevented her from doing magic.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:41
No.2387352

Anonymous No.2387352 06/05/12(Tue)20:41 No.2387352

>>2387308
>>2387299
bravo

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:41
No.2387354

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387354 06/05/12(Tue)20:41 No.2387354

>>2387334
Uh

her control over the sun and moon is inherent within her, rather than being normal magic, so the restrictions didn't apply
it's 2am, forgive me inconsitencies--I'm surprised I can still spell

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:43
No.2387382

Anonymous No.2387382 06/05/12(Tue)20:43 No.2387382

>>2387354
You're European too?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:43
No.2387392

Anonymous No.2387392 06/05/12(Tue)20:43 No.2387392

>>2387382
>Not knowing TAW is a britfag

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:43
No.2387394

Anonymous No.2387394 06/05/12(Tue)20:43 No.2387394

>>2387354
Is it over now?

Rarity quest must begin.
>>2387382
He's a britbro, my bro, we are linked by bonds of patriotism and a love of pastel coloured ponies in sexual situations.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:44
No.2387409

Anonymous No.2387409 06/05/12(Tue)20:44 No.2387409

>>2387308
Ride her down to where her guards are having fun with those mares they caught. It's time they learned there is a new sheriff in town. Don't bother cleaning Nightmare Moon off.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:44
No.2387411

Anonymous No.2387411 06/05/12(Tue)20:44 No.2387411

> not releasing the load inside

wow... just wow

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:44
No.2387412

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387412 06/05/12(Tue)20:44 No.2387412

>>2387382
british, yeah

also, I think that's a pretty good stopping point, so thanks everyone for taking part, it was fun! Any feedback? Things to improve for next time? Anybody capping it?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:45
No.2387425

Anonymous No.2387425 06/05/12(Tue)20:45 No.2387425

>>2387411
>no fisting

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:45
No.2387428

Anonymous No.2387428 06/05/12(Tue)20:45 No.2387428

>>2387412
It was good. The fight at the beginning and the butthurt guy deleting threads was a bit annoying, but it was good.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:46
No.2387430

Anonymous No.2387430 06/05/12(Tue)20:46 No.2387430

>>2387412
Not really my thing but it was still enjoyable.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:48
No.2387467

Anonymous No.2387467 06/05/12(Tue)20:48 No.2387467

>>2387412
I enjoyed it as usual.

I am able to distinguish the difference between a hastily written erp and a complicated erotic fiction, but there seems to be others that cannot.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:50
No.2387505

Anonymous No.2387505 06/05/12(Tue)20:50 No.2387505

File: 1338943830962.png-(648 KB, 2666x3439, Nightmare Moon forcefully take(...).png)

Here you go, TAW.
And the threads open now for Rariquest in ten minutes, give or take.

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:51
No.2387518

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387518 06/05/12(Tue)20:51 No.2387518

>>2387505
Awesome! thank you

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:53
No.2387551

Anonymous No.2387551 06/05/12(Tue)20:53 No.2387551

>>2387505
Was it even worth it? LunaxAnon is still my favorite.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)20:53
No.2387558

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2387558 06/05/12(Tue)20:53 No.2387558

I'll be starting up soon, so long as everything is finished up in here.

Gimme a bit to finish the prompt and make some coffee. Start time delayed approx 15 minutes.

!TAW/FujCmk
06/05/12(Tue)20:55
No.2387602

!TAW/FujCmk No.2387602 06/05/12(Tue)20:55 No.2387602

>>2387551
I don't want to sound like I'm whining here (even though I kinda am), but these things don't take a small amount of time and completely eat up an evening and go into early morning when I'd rather be asleep
so like, yeah
I'm not saying don't say it's shit if it's shit, but like, come on man

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)20:56
No.2387621

Anonymous No.2387621 06/05/12(Tue)20:56 No.2387621

>>2387551
Just because you don't think it's worth doesn't mean someone won't ask for it later. And this is easier then just pointing at the archive and telling them to look.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:02
No.2387721

Anonymous No.2387721 06/05/12(Tue)21:02 No.2387721

>>2387602
This is why i will never be a tripfag. You have every right to defend yourself from silly argumentation and bitching, but if you do it will come back on you inevitably and you will be painted as a whinging attention whore.

There is no winning.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:15
No.2387947

Anonymous No.2387947 06/05/12(Tue)21:15 No.2387947

File: 1338945316396.png-(9 KB, 637x164, mlpg audit.png)

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:18
No.2387996

Anonymous No.2387996 06/05/12(Tue)21:18 No.2387996

we >>1

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)21:18
No.2388015

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388015 06/05/12(Tue)21:18 No.2388015

Sorry, had to mcgyver a coffee filter. Just a few more minutes.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:20
No.2388034

Anonymous No.2388034 06/05/12(Tue)21:20 No.2388034

>>2388015
Hurry up man, my body cannot take the apprehension of cute >feels much longer!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:21
No.2388058

Anonymous No.2388058 06/05/12(Tue)21:21 No.2388058

>>2388015
Let's do this!

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
Rarity Quest: Recap06/05/12(Tue)21:23
No.2388077

Rarity Quest: Recap Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388077 06/05/12(Tue)21:23 No.2388077

Last time on Rarity “Quest”:

You stopped for some lunch in town, buying wraps from a mare attending a wrap sales cart before Sweetie Belle plowed into your legs, eager to meet her friends for a club meeting and lunch. Her stomach growled fiercely, so you bought her and her friends wrap out of pity, making sure to grab an extra for Rarity. The one for Rarity was gifted by the wraps salesmare for your patronage, and because she apparently finds you handsome. She laid it on a bit thick, but you still kissed her hoof and thanked her before heading over to Rarity's to check on your outfit.
When you arrived, you were surprised to find Pinkie chatting with a slightly ruffled Rarity. After a brief conversation, you learned that Rarity was upset about something that happened the previous day. Pinkie was chased off by Rarity before she could spill the beans though.
You and Rarity took a lunch break together, munching on your wraps before sharing a bite of each others. Strangely, the two of you felt incredibly sleepy right after. Whether you ate too fast, there was something in the wrap, or some other variable, you can't say. But in the end, you and Rarity fell asleep with one another on a couch in her work space.

[contd]

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:23
No.2388090

Anonymous No.2388090 06/05/12(Tue)21:23 No.2388090

OH BOY REV UP DEM >FEELS MY NIGGERS.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:24
No.2388095

Anonymous No.2388095 06/05/12(Tue)21:24 No.2388095

>>2388058
Was it announced in the current thread?

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
Recap Number Two06/05/12(Tue)21:25
No.2388122

Recap Number Two Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388122 06/05/12(Tue)21:25 No.2388122

>>2388077
Your moment of serenity was shattered when the CMC came charging in, introducing Applebloom and Scootaloo to you while thanking you for the food. To your surprise, you found that you and Rarity had slept for the entirety of the afternoon. The CMC excused themselves upstairs for a sleepover while you and Rarity had a brief chat. You decided to help her out by checking in on the CMC, who ambushed you in a dark room and started a tickle war.
Rarity rushed to your aid, only to be attacked by the CMC herself. Unfortunately for her, they were more effective at tickling her than yourself. You apprehended her attackers, only to be betrayed. But in the end, after a long night of tickle fights, board games, and late night snack making that all blurred together, the CMC were tuckered out. You helped put them to bed, before Rarity pulled you over to a guest room to sleep in. She gave you an affectionate hug before excusing herself to bed, and you drifted into a peaceful slumber.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:26
No.2388154

Anonymous No.2388154 06/05/12(Tue)21:26 No.2388154

>>2388095
No it wasn't, not from what I can see.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:27
No.2388171

Anonymous No.2388171 06/05/12(Tue)21:27 No.2388171

>>2388154
It literally just was when I posted that. Heh.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:28
No.2388194

Anonymous No.2388194 06/05/12(Tue)21:28 No.2388194

you know who we haven't seen in a while? Big Macintosh.

i think we should call him up, see what his awesomeness has gotten all up in lately

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:29
No.2388210

Anonymous No.2388210 06/05/12(Tue)21:29 No.2388210

>>2388194
We should leave that for the potential Applejack quest that Aspirant may undertake.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:30
No.2388214

Anonymous No.2388214 06/05/12(Tue)21:30 No.2388214

>>2388194
You keep quiet unless you've got a GOOD idea. Your chicanery is unappreciated, Libido.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:30
No.2388220

Anonymous No.2388220 06/05/12(Tue)21:30 No.2388220

>>2388194
We're not going to Big Mac anon.
Just get over it Libido

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)21:30
No.2388225

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388225 06/05/12(Tue)21:30 No.2388225

>>2388122

>You awake to the sound of voices coming from downstairs, and the air around you seems hazy. >You take a deep breath as you stretch your arms and sit upright, only to be greeted with the smell of smoke.
>A quick inspection reveals the room around you is remarkably flame free, so you're in no immediate danger.
>Based on what you hear, the voices from below aren't panicked.
>The haze in the room is thin and wispy, but a charred smell permeates everything.

What do?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:31
No.2388251

Anonymous No.2388251 06/05/12(Tue)21:31 No.2388251

>>2388225
oh shit

we better call up our buddy Big "FireStart" Macintosh, he's handled stuff like this before

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:31
No.2388255

Anonymous No.2388255 06/05/12(Tue)21:31 No.2388255

>>2388225
SHIT SWITTY
PANIC AND GO DOWN AND STOP THEM FROM RUINING EVERYTHING FROM THE FRIDGE
Make a breakfest for everyone under the excuse that you were teaching them

We do know how to cook right?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:32
No.2388256

Anonymous No.2388256 06/05/12(Tue)21:32 No.2388256

>>2388225
Head down there and see if you can't salvage thing. We can guess who's burning things.
We might even be able to toss in a cooking lesson.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:32
No.2388266

Anonymous No.2388266 06/05/12(Tue)21:32 No.2388266

Get dressed if were not and head down stairs

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:33
No.2388287

Anonymous No.2388287 06/05/12(Tue)21:33 No.2388287

>>2388251
Wasn't there some kind of pils that kill Libido?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:34
No.2388293

Anonymous No.2388293 06/05/12(Tue)21:34 No.2388293

>>2388225
Nonchalantly walk down the stairs, we don't want to cause a fuss, especially when there is no fuss to begin with.

Smile and say hello to the CMC, tell them the food smells yummy (but with a little hint of slyness to the voice and the facial expression).

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:35
No.2388309

Anonymous No.2388309 06/05/12(Tue)21:35 No.2388309

>>2388225
I figure Rarity would be a smoker, help her take the edge off. But that wouldn't make sense, she didn't have a single cigarette yesterday. What the hell is going on?

But then, maybe the fire is UPSTAIRS, and everyone DOWNSTAIRS hasn't noticed.

Carefully check the temperature on the door knob and look under the gap for signs of smoke or fire.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)21:36
No.2388332

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388332 06/05/12(Tue)21:36 No.2388332

>>2388225

>>2388266
>You're still wearing the casually nice clothes from yesterday, though they're a little wrinkled from sleeping in them.

>>2388251
>>2388255
>>2388256
>>2388293
>>2388309

>You put the back of your hand against the door and it's knob, checking if there's a fire outside the room. It's room temperature, which is fairly cool, so you're certain you're safe for now.
>You open the door and begin to head out, only to barely avoid tripping over Rarity, who lies in the hallway.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:36
No.2388342

Anonymous No.2388342 06/05/12(Tue)21:36 No.2388342

>>2388332
is big macintosh there

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:37
No.2388348

Anonymous No.2388348 06/05/12(Tue)21:37 No.2388348

>>2388332
Well, don't just be a lump, help her up.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:37
No.2388350

Anonymous No.2388350 06/05/12(Tue)21:37 No.2388350

>>2388332
Is she okay
What's wrong with her?
Take her in the arms and start dramaticaly scream MEDIC WE NEED A MEDIC HERE

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:37
No.2388360

Anonymous No.2388360 06/05/12(Tue)21:37 No.2388360

>>2388332
Help her up.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:38
No.2388370

Anonymous No.2388370 06/05/12(Tue)21:38 No.2388370

>>2388350
Lol'd. Now that would be funny if just to see her reaction.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:38
No.2388372

Anonymous No.2388372 06/05/12(Tue)21:38 No.2388372

>>2388332
Ask if she is alright.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:38
No.2388375

Anonymous No.2388375 06/05/12(Tue)21:38 No.2388375

>>2388332
Passed out?
Try to wake her up

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:39
No.2388382

Anonymous No.2388382 06/05/12(Tue)21:39 No.2388382

>>2388342
>>2388350
Alright, you two aren't taking this seriously at all.
Well, as serious as we can be, considering what we're doing.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:39
No.2388386

Anonymous No.2388386 06/05/12(Tue)21:39 No.2388386

>>2388332
Apologize to Fluttershy the Doormat.

I mean Rarity.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:40
No.2388399

Anonymous No.2388399 06/05/12(Tue)21:40 No.2388399

>>2388382
I think he's the guy who previously deleted the other threads. His desire to irritate unfulfilled, he has come here to shitpost.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)21:40
No.2388401

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388401 06/05/12(Tue)21:40 No.2388401

>>2388332

>>2388350
>>2388348
>>2388360
>>2388372
>>2388375
>>2388386

>You kneel beside her, checking her breath and putting a hand to her neck for a pulse. She's.....sleeping.

Would you care to wake her up or step around her and head downstairs, your best guess for where the smoke is coming from?

If you want to wake her up, how so?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:40
No.2388404

Anonymous No.2388404 06/05/12(Tue)21:40 No.2388404

>>2388382
Sorry man I'll stop

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:41
No.2388414

Anonymous No.2388414 06/05/12(Tue)21:41 No.2388414

>>2388401
Can we pick her up and put her on a bed without waking her up?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:41
No.2388429

Anonymous No.2388429 06/05/12(Tue)21:41 No.2388429

>>2388401
Big Macintosh one the "loudest shouter" competition back in junior high

We came in second place so maybe we could yell across the town to get over here so he can yell at her so she can wake up and we can be a happy family together

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)21:42
No.2388431

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388431 06/05/12(Tue)21:42 No.2388431

>>2388414
You can certainly attempt to, though that would require a roll on your parts.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:42
No.2388437

Anonymous No.2388437 06/05/12(Tue)21:42 No.2388437

>>2388414
This and head downstairs and see if we can't salvage breakfast

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:42
No.2388438

Anonymous No.2388438 06/05/12(Tue)21:42 No.2388438

>>2388401
Let's step around her. It isn't polite to wake a lady up, and it is extremely impolite to let her know we found her passed out outside our door.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:42
No.2388451

Anonymous No.2388451 06/05/12(Tue)21:42 No.2388451

>>2388401
I say we wake her up. Gently nudging/shaking her shoulder until we get a response.
Failing that, we'll put her in our bed as we make our way downstairs.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:43
No.2388455

Anonymous No.2388455 06/05/12(Tue)21:43 No.2388455

>>2388438
I'm with you, she would positively die if we found her in that state and woke her up from it.

I am wondering why she's in that position in the first place.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:43
No.2388460

Anonymous No.2388460 06/05/12(Tue)21:43 No.2388460

>>2388438
We can't just leave her on the floor

>>2388431
>roll
Well if the others are okay with it...

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:44
No.2388482

Anonymous No.2388482 06/05/12(Tue)21:44 No.2388482

>>2388460
What would we do? Take her into her room? How would she react if she knew we were in her room uninvited?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:45
No.2388502

Anonymous No.2388502 06/05/12(Tue)21:45 No.2388502

Now this is an interesting position for a quester to be in. Good show Aspirant.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:46
No.2388506

Anonymous No.2388506 06/05/12(Tue)21:46 No.2388506

>>2388482
Put her in the bed we were on and open a window if it smells smoky

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:46
No.2388508

Anonymous No.2388508 06/05/12(Tue)21:46 No.2388508

>>2388482
Then put her in our bed
Or any bed. It doesn't matter as long as we put her somewhere comfy and not leave her on the floor

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:46
No.2388511

Anonymous No.2388511 06/05/12(Tue)21:46 No.2388511

>>2388482
The room we just left is an option. Not far, and there is a bed. Though I can't imagine her reaction when she wakes up in the wrong bed.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:47
No.2388517

Anonymous No.2388517 06/05/12(Tue)21:47 No.2388517

>>2388511
better than waking up on the floor at least

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:47
No.2388524

Anonymous No.2388524 06/05/12(Tue)21:47 No.2388524

>>2388506
>>2388508
And that could be even worse. How would she react if she woke up in our bed?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:47
No.2388531

Anonymous No.2388531 06/05/12(Tue)21:47 No.2388531

>>2388431
Rolling

We can always apologize for the intrusion. We are ever indebted to her for the use of the guest room, after all—the least we can do is ensure she is comfortable in turn.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:48
No.2388536

Anonymous No.2388536 06/05/12(Tue)21:48 No.2388536

>>2388517
However, if she wakes up not knowing how she got there, all sorts of shit will be going through her mind. How are we to know if she might or might not scream in terror, thinking we are a deviant or worse?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:48
No.2388540

Anonymous No.2388540 06/05/12(Tue)21:48 No.2388540

>>2388401

It's very ungentlemanly to leave a lady sleeping on the floor, so we should wake her up by calling her name and gently shaking her and then help her to her or our bed.

After that's settled we should see what's going on downstairs.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)21:49
No.2388547

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388547 06/05/12(Tue)21:49 No.2388547

>>2388502
Thank you! I'm trying to be less railroady and let people hash decisions out. I'm glad to hear it's working.

Alright gentlemen, what are your final stances?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:49
No.2388552

Anonymous No.2388552 06/05/12(Tue)21:49 No.2388552

Alright, voting then. We can worry about the how later.
All in favor of "bedding" Rarity, say Aye.
All in favor of going around, say nay.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:49
No.2388555

Anonymous No.2388555 06/05/12(Tue)21:49 No.2388555

>>2388536
Oh come on she's grown up. A bit dramatic but still

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:49
No.2388565

Anonymous No.2388565 06/05/12(Tue)21:49 No.2388565

>>2388531
I'd advise just to take her to her bed. She can either be embarrassed she fell asleep on the floor, risk waking up in our bed and freaking out, or risk being picked up and waking up as we carry her.

Either way we are doomed UNLESS we successfully roll. She is going to have to wake up, waking up in our bed is the worst thing to happen.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:49
No.2388566

Anonymous No.2388566 06/05/12(Tue)21:49 No.2388566

>>2388552
Aye

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:50
No.2388571

Anonymous No.2388571 06/05/12(Tue)21:50 No.2388571

>>2388547
Wake her up and make a comment about the CMC making us tired too, then help her up.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:50
No.2388579

Anonymous No.2388579 06/05/12(Tue)21:50 No.2388579

>>2388565
Okay voting to take her to her bed

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:50
No.2388584

Anonymous No.2388584 06/05/12(Tue)21:50 No.2388584

>>2388547
>rape

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:50
No.2388588

Anonymous No.2388588 06/05/12(Tue)21:50 No.2388588

>>2388552
Aye, take her to her own bed.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:50
No.2388590

Anonymous No.2388590 06/05/12(Tue)21:50 No.2388590

>>2388552
Aye for bedding her,
any reaction on her part is sure to end up adorably.
Probably

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:51
No.2388601

Anonymous No.2388601 06/05/12(Tue)21:51 No.2388601

>>2388590
Depending on how badly the roll fucks us over.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:52
No.2388613

Anonymous No.2388613 06/05/12(Tue)21:52 No.2388613

>>2388552

Aye

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:52
No.2388621

Anonymous No.2388621 06/05/12(Tue)21:52 No.2388621

>>2388601
Worst case scenario is falling why carrying her
Which is pretty bad...

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:53
No.2388642

Anonymous No.2388642 06/05/12(Tue)21:53 No.2388642

>>2388621
We could make another roll to twist and take the fall for her. We'd probably end up landing on something, though.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:53
No.2388644

Anonymous No.2388644 06/05/12(Tue)21:53 No.2388644

>>2388621
That's if Aspirant has made multiple results depending on the total of the roll. If he's just gone for two options, fail or succeed, the failure is down to him as the GM to decide what happens. His prerogative.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)21:56
No.2388706

Anonymous No.2388706 06/05/12(Tue)21:56 No.2388706

>>2388644
Anyway I say we risk it

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)22:01
No.2388789

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388789 06/05/12(Tue)22:01 No.2388789

>>2388401

>>2388571
>>2388566
>>2388588
>>2388590
>>2388613
[Total 28]

>Deciding leaving a lady such as Rarity on the floor would be ungentlemanly, you gently put your arms under her and begin to lift, doing your best not to wake her.
>She's a little heavier than she looks, and you strain to maintain your balance as you rise. You throw out a foot behind you to maintain your balance.
>With a thud, your foot finds floor, and you keep your balance. The sound causes the voices downstairs to quiet suddenly, and Rarity murmurs, shifting in your arms.
>You hold your breath and remain still, waiting for her to go back to sleep.
>A tiny smile crosses her face as she rolls over in your arms, her face pointing towards your chest, with her hooves curled in front of her. Her hair is a strayed mess, though it keeps most of its original shape, and you have the urge to straighten a lock back over her ear, though you resist.
>You quietly turn around and look for her room.
>You recognize the room the CMC were in, and the guest room is now behind you.
>The door across the hall and over to the left seems a different shade than the others, and light peeks out from under the door. Most likely it is Rarity's room.
>Then again, the guest room is right behind you. And a bed is a bed, right?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:02
No.2388814

Anonymous No.2388814 06/05/12(Tue)22:02 No.2388814

>>2388789
Rarity's room no question.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:02
No.2388824

Anonymous No.2388824 06/05/12(Tue)22:02 No.2388824

>>2388789
Leave her on the guest bed. If we had that much trouble picking her up, I don't want to risk dropping her or tripping on the way back to her room.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:03
No.2388836

Anonymous No.2388836 06/05/12(Tue)22:03 No.2388836

>>2388789
This was a horrible decision, but we are committed now.

To Rarity's room.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:03
No.2388844

Anonymous No.2388844 06/05/12(Tue)22:03 No.2388844

>>2388789
...
Fuck now I'm getting paranoid about how would she react if she woke up in our room
But we seem to have problems with carrying her
Will we roll if we are taking her to her room?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:04
No.2388848

Anonymous No.2388848 06/05/12(Tue)22:04 No.2388848

>>2388789
Her room I guess

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:04
No.2388861

Anonymous No.2388861 06/05/12(Tue)22:04 No.2388861

>>2388789
Take her to her proper place. Bringing her into our room is dodgy.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:04
No.2388862

Anonymous No.2388862 06/05/12(Tue)22:04 No.2388862

>>2388789
>>2388824
This, if she asked we can just say we wanted to save breakfast

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:05
No.2388878

Anonymous No.2388878 06/05/12(Tue)22:05 No.2388878

>>2388844
I guess so: guest room closer, Rarity's room farther away, bigger risk to take her to her room but a no chance of her freaking out if she wakes up in our bed if she doesn't remember getting there.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)22:07
No.2388937

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2388937 06/05/12(Tue)22:07 No.2388937

>>2388844
>will we roll if we are taking to her room?

Yes, though it isn't for what you think it might be for.

Current standings are 4-2 in favor of Rarity's room over the guest bed. I'll get to writing.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:08
No.2388955

Anonymous No.2388955 06/05/12(Tue)22:08 No.2388955

>>2388937
Oh fuck i just remembered the CMC went awfully quiet when we went into the hallway.

No going back now...

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:08
No.2388959

Anonymous No.2388959 06/05/12(Tue)22:08 No.2388959

>>2388789

Take her to her room so that we don't risk freaking her out.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:09
No.2388979

Anonymous No.2388979 06/05/12(Tue)22:09 No.2388979

>>2388937
Oh I think I know exactly what the roll is for.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:09
No.2388988

Anonymous No.2388988 06/05/12(Tue)22:09 No.2388988

>>2388937
To her room
We're fucked

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:12
No.2389034

Anonymous No.2389034 06/05/12(Tue)22:12 No.2389034

>>2388937
Rolling for Move Silently and Strength checks.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:12
No.2389037

Anonymous No.2389037 06/05/12(Tue)22:12 No.2389037

>>2388988
Well all that remains is for her parents to be down. But it's not like they live in the same to...well it's not conclusive enough I mean the last time they were here Sweetie cooked and now clear..Aspirant wouldn't be Junior right?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:14
No.2389080

Anonymous No.2389080 06/05/12(Tue)22:14 No.2389080

>>2389037
Please don't risk giving him ideas.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)22:19
No.2389194

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2389194 06/05/12(Tue)22:19 No.2389194

>>2388789
[5-3 to take her to her room]

>>2388814
>>2388836
>>2388848
>>2388861
>>2388959
[Total 28]

>To avoid confusing or upsetting her, you decide to put her in her own bed.
>You hold Rarity carefully, both arms under her as you begin to walk towards her room.
>Your steps are a little heavier, but Rarity slumbers happily in your arms as you walk.
>You reach her room and maneuver the door open carefully.
>Her room is spacious, with a large window on the opposite end, through which the sun shines brightly. There are stacks of fabric in one corner, near another pony shaped mannequin and a work desk. A large body mirror sits next to a nightstand adjacent to her canopy bed, royal purple covers neatly folded and adorned with tiny gems that make it sparkle gently in the morning light.
>You slowly walk her to her bed, peeling back the covers without dropping Rarity, before lying her in her bed and covering her.
>She lets out a sigh of relief before rolling over and taking a pillow in her front hooves, pulling it to her in a hug as she resumes sleeping.
>You breathe your own sigh of relief as you slowly withdraw from the room, shutting the door quietly.

>You turn around to find the three CMC staring up at you silently, little black marks of soot and grime on their faces and tiny little aprons they wear. Scootaloo wears a chef's hat, while Applebloom wears her standard bow. Their manes, from what you can see of Scootaloo's, are messy and have bits of flour in them.

>They just smile at you, not saying anything.
>It's a little unnerving.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:21
No.2389220

Anonymous No.2389220 06/05/12(Tue)22:21 No.2389220

>>2389194
Hands to lip in a shushing motion as we usher them out the door and back to the kitchen.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:21
No.2389221

Anonymous No.2389221 06/05/12(Tue)22:21 No.2389221

>>2389194
How's breakfast?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:21
No.2389228

Anonymous No.2389228 06/05/12(Tue)22:21 No.2389228

>>2389194
ARE THEY INSANE
THEY PROBABLY LET THE FOOD ON THE STOVE
RUN QUICKLY DOWN TO THE KITCHEN

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:21
No.2389231

Anonymous No.2389231 06/05/12(Tue)22:21 No.2389231

>>2389194
Smile playfully and make the "shh" motion with your finger, then tiptoe out of the room like it's a game.

Then walk downstairs with them and prepare your stomach for an onslaught.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:21
No.2389233

Anonymous No.2389233 06/05/12(Tue)22:21 No.2389233

>>2389194
Make a shh! motion with our finger over our lips and leave the room with them. Once we are out and the door is shut ask Sweetie Belle if Rarity falls asleep in the hall often.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:22
No.2389253

Anonymous No.2389253 06/05/12(Tue)22:22 No.2389253

>>2389194
Turn to them and do scary face and claws and "RAWRRRRR"

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:24
No.2389271

Anonymous No.2389271 06/05/12(Tue)22:24 No.2389271

>>2389194

Let's quietly head downstairs to the kitchen with the CMC

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)22:28
No.2389359

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2389359 06/05/12(Tue)22:28 No.2389359

>>2389194

>>2389220
>>2389221
>>2389228
>>2389231
>>2389233
>>2389253
>>2389271

>You nearly jump out of your socks at their sudden appearance, nearly slamming into Rarity's door before you recover
>The three begin to giggle before you make a shushing noise and point towards the stairs, giving them a smile in return as you recover from your little scare
>They bound happily, and a little noisily, down the hallway and back downstairs as you follow
>You get to the kitchen only to find a war zone
>The light smoke is coming from something burning on the skillet, batter and flour are everywhere, drawers are half open, and some burnt toast lies on the table.
>You see a blender loaded with eggs, a banana, carrots, and.....hay?

>"As you can see, we were making breakfast while you and Rarity were asleep!" Sweetie proclaims, bouncing up and down excitedly.
>Applebloom kicks the floor, "Well, it wasn't turnin out like I'd hoped...."
>"That's alright Applebloom, my awesome shake will make up for you burning the pancakes! I just know Rarity and her boyfriend will love it!"

Uh oh.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:31
No.2389391

Anonymous No.2389391 06/05/12(Tue)22:31 No.2389391

>>2389359
Say we aren't her boyfriend.
And then start cleaning up and working on breakfast. Also ask why they aren't using a cookbook.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:31
No.2389393

Anonymous No.2389393 06/05/12(Tue)22:31 No.2389393

>>2389359
"you think- AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:31
No.2389409

Anonymous No.2389409 06/05/12(Tue)22:31 No.2389409

>>2389359
>Rarity and her boyfriend

Fuck you Aspirant. Now we are in a horrible position.

Um... explain we aren't her boyfriend, and clean the war zone up. Make the Iraq look a little more like Turkey or something.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:32
No.2389427

Anonymous No.2389427 06/05/12(Tue)22:32 No.2389427

>>2389359
Let them know we appreciate their effort, but humans can't eat everything that ponies can and we should make our own breakfast just to be safe. Also ask them to not mention us carrying Rarity back to her room, because she might not appreciate being reminded that she passed out on the floor.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:32
No.2389433

Anonymous No.2389433 06/05/12(Tue)22:32 No.2389433

>>2389359
Okay...just...
We know how to cook right?
Or at least make something more edible.
Try to salvage what we can and cook something. Meanwhile make them clean up the mess.
Also try being subtle about how..."well" they did

Also just ignore the boyfriend thing
Anyway we'll respond we'll end up losing.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:33
No.2389439

Anonymous No.2389439 06/05/12(Tue)22:33 No.2389439

>>2389359
I'm aren't her boyfriend yet
I mean I like her but-
Breakfast let's try making it again

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:35
No.2389474

Anonymous No.2389474 06/05/12(Tue)22:35 No.2389474

>>2389359

Tell them we aren't Rarity's boyfriend and then get to work cleaning up the kitchen and attempting to make something that could pass for breakfast.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:38
No.2389543

Anonymous No.2389543 06/05/12(Tue)22:38 No.2389543

>>2389359
It's a piece of cake to make a nice pancake. If the way is hazy, you gotta do the cooking by the book, you know; you can't be lazy. Never use a messy recipe, the pancake will end up crazy.

If you do the cooking by the cook, then you'll have pancakes
We gotta have it made
You know I love pancakes
Finally it's time to have pancakes

We break out into song and save breakfast through the power of music and friendship.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:39
No.2389562

Anonymous No.2389562 06/05/12(Tue)22:39 No.2389562

>>2389543
DAMMIT PINKIE NOW'S NOT THE TIME
SINGING DOESN"T MAKE THIS GO AWAY LIKE MAGIC

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)22:40
No.2389587

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2389587 06/05/12(Tue)22:40 No.2389587

>>2389359

>>2389391
>>2389393
>>2389409
>>2389427
>>2389433
>>2389439
>>2389474

>"I'm....you know what? Let's not get into that right now," you say, "How about you girls clean up a little and I'll help you cook some food. That sound good?"
>"You bet!" Sweetie Belle says before grabbing a kitchen towel in her teeth and bouncing around wiping off counters and drawers
>Scootaloo moves to start the blender, but you stop her. "Thanks for the offer Scootaloo, but uh, I don't think I can eat all that together. Especially not the eggs with shells on them still."
>She grunts and folds her hooves together over her apron, pouting.
>You're about to say something to her when there's a tug on your pant leg.
>You look down into the big, watery eyes of Appleblooms, "I-I'm sorry. I was just trying to help."
>You assure her it's alright, and that you'll show her how to make some pancakes.

>After clean up is finally done, you toss out the burnt remains of food and take inventory of what you have available to you.
>You've got flour, milk, about a dozen eggs, sugar, and bread.
>You vaguely remember how to make pancakes the right way, and scrambling eggs isn't tough, so you decide to show the CMC how to make those.

Roll pardner.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:42
No.2389633

Anonymous No.2389633 06/05/12(Tue)22:42 No.2389633

>>2389587
Let's not be lazy and cook this by the book. Huzzah.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:42
No.2389639

Anonymous No.2389639 06/05/12(Tue)22:42 No.2389639

>>2389587
Let's make some goddamn breakfast

And they said watching the cooking channel was a waste of time

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:43
No.2389663

Anonymous No.2389663 06/05/12(Tue)22:43 No.2389663

>>2389587

We couldn't possibly screw up making scrambled eggs, right ?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:43
No.2389665

Anonymous No.2389665 06/05/12(Tue)22:43 No.2389665

>>2389587
Pancakes, easy as cake

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:44
No.2389671

Anonymous No.2389671 06/05/12(Tue)22:44 No.2389671

>>2389587
Let's get cooking.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:45
No.2389696

Anonymous No.2389696 06/05/12(Tue)22:45 No.2389696

>>2389587
DON'T FORGET TO MAKE TEA, MATES. WHAT'S A BREAKFAST WITHOUT A CUPPA THE OLD BREW.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:46
No.2389714

Anonymous No.2389714 06/05/12(Tue)22:46 No.2389714

>>2389696
Or coffe
Really seeing how she takes care of the CMC a lot I doubt she doesn't drink a lot of coffe

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:46
No.2389731

Anonymous No.2389731 06/05/12(Tue)22:46 No.2389731

>>2389696
What's breakfast without tea? A good breakfast.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:48
No.2389769

Anonymous No.2389769 06/05/12(Tue)22:48 No.2389769

>>2389731
What's breakfast without OJ?
Incomplete. Though I think we'd have to settle for Apple juice.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:49
No.2389777

Anonymous No.2389777 06/05/12(Tue)22:49 No.2389777

>>2389714
>makeing coffe
>when the CMC are in 100 meter radius
It's almost as bad as giving it to Pinkie

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:51
No.2389835

Anonymous No.2389835 06/05/12(Tue)22:51 No.2389835

>>2389777

Reminds me of that Squirrel + Coffee demotivational I saw years ago.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:53
No.2389885

Anonymous No.2389885 06/05/12(Tue)22:53 No.2389885

>>2389777
We could give it to them and send them to thee wrap mare as revenge...that is if she really drugged us...which she did

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)22:54
No.2389923

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2389923 06/05/12(Tue)22:54 No.2389923

>>2389587

>>2389633
>>2389639
>>2389665
>>2389671
>>2389663
>>2389696

[Total 27]

>The CMC crowd around you and the mixing bowl as you put some flour, milk, and eggs into it and whisk them together. You forget the exact measurements you require, but you think you remember the appropriate ratios.
>You toss in a little sugar and after everything is well blended, pour some onto the buttered skillet and begin cooking, telling the CMC about when you can tell to turn the pancakes over by the edges firming up and so on.
>They watch intently as you flip the pancake over, revealing the other side to be a rich golden brown. Maybe a little dark, but still well within edible range.
>The pancake making goes smoothly, for the most part. There's only a hiccup when you let Applebloom try her hoof at it. She gets too excited and flips the pancake early. Or rather, attempts to. The not nearly firm enough pancake scrambles itself, and Applebloom appears to be on the verge of tears.
>The other CMC try to console her, but she just stares at the pancake and grits the spatula in her mouth.
>You pat her on the head and tell her it's alright, mistakes happen.
>She sniffles and mumbles out an apology.
>You put an arm around her and give her a small hug, trying to cheer her up. She sets the spatula in your other hand and smiles at you, sniffling once more before regaining her composure.
>You tell her she can brew some tea, if there is any, to go with the meal if she's alright with that.
>She nods before rummaging through the cupboards for tea.

[cont'd]

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:56
No.2389963

Anonymous No.2389963 06/05/12(Tue)22:56 No.2389963

>>2389885
Oh shit now I know why Rarity was asleep in the hallway.

That wrap mare should get a stern talking to and maybe some dick.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)22:56
No.2389990

Anonymous No.2389990 06/05/12(Tue)22:56 No.2389990

>>2389923
I still say coffee would have been better since she was drinking it in S&E

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)22:59
No.2390058

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2390058 06/05/12(Tue)22:59 No.2390058

>>2389923

>The pancakes are finally finished and in a steaming pile on a nearby plate, so it's time for the eggs. Scootaloo volunteers to help.
>It's straight forward and Scootaloo takes over for you, standing on a stool while shifting the eggs during their cook time.
>You turn around to help Applebloom reach some tea on a high shelf, and when you turn back you see the eggs coated with pepper, the shaker still in Scootaloo's mouth as she looks at you with wide eyes. It seems the cap popped off.
>You sigh. This is becoming a hassle.
>Still, you showed kindness to Applebloom when she messed up, so you do the same for Scootaloo, though she isn't sniffling about it.
>"I-It's not my fault! The stupid shaker must be faulty!"
>You have to toss the eggs and start over with a new batch. It goes better this time, though without pepper they're a little bland.

>Meanwhile, Sweetie Belle finishes her cleaning and bouncing, wiping her brow with a different rag.
>You pour some milk for the CMC, who don't like Rarity's brand of tea, and set up the plates.
>Finally, everything is done and set up. You tell the CMC to go wash up before they eat, which leaves you to yourself for a moment.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:01
No.2390077

Anonymous No.2390077 06/05/12(Tue)23:01 No.2390077

>>2390058
Pull dick out and start waving it around, hoping we won't get caught.

But in all seriousness, we should set the table.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:01
No.2390085

Anonymous No.2390085 06/05/12(Tue)23:01 No.2390085

>>2390058
Go knock on Rarity's door and let her know breakfast is ready.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:01
No.2390087

Anonymous No.2390087 06/05/12(Tue)23:01 No.2390087

>>2390058
Awesome. Now for the brandy- I mean, delicious and nutritious all-natural orange or apple juice.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:02
No.2390102

Anonymous No.2390102 06/05/12(Tue)23:02 No.2390102

>>2390058
sniff rarity's butt

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:02
No.2390104

Anonymous No.2390104 06/05/12(Tue)23:02 No.2390104

>>2390085
No, we fix up a tray and bring it to her in her room. Breakfast in bed!

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:02
No.2390106

Anonymous No.2390106 06/05/12(Tue)23:02 No.2390106

>>2390058
Go and wake Rarity up, tell her it's time for a nice meal not cooked by children intent on inadvertently poisoning you.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:02
No.2390119

Anonymous No.2390119 06/05/12(Tue)23:02 No.2390119

>>2390104
A bit to much bro
It's still to early...or is it?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:03
No.2390127

Anonymous No.2390127 06/05/12(Tue)23:03 No.2390127

>>2390104
Ooh, god idea, but she'd probably feel bad for us looking after the CMC on our own and insist on coming down anyway. But the gesture is what counts.

Seconding, then.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:04
No.2390146

Anonymous No.2390146 06/05/12(Tue)23:04 No.2390146

>>2390119
We need to take the initiative anon
We've got nothing to lose

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:04
No.2390160

Anonymous No.2390160 06/05/12(Tue)23:04 No.2390160

>>2390085 here, I'm changing my vote to >2390104. Just be sure we wait until she says we can come in.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:05
No.2390173

Anonymous No.2390173 06/05/12(Tue)23:05 No.2390173

>>2390160
Well I fucked that up.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:06
No.2390196

Anonymous No.2390196 06/05/12(Tue)23:06 No.2390196

>>2390173
Yes, you really did.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:08
No.2390217

Anonymous No.2390217 06/05/12(Tue)23:08 No.2390217

>>2390196
Well it's Anon
What can you expect from Anon

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:08
No.2390228

Anonymous No.2390228 06/05/12(Tue)23:08 No.2390228

>>2390217
You can expect everything and nothing at the same time.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:09
No.2390238

Anonymous No.2390238 06/05/12(Tue)23:09 No.2390238

>>2390217
Shut up or I'll delete all the threads and bitch for two hours.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)23:10
No.2390257

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2390257 06/05/12(Tue)23:10 No.2390257

>>2390058

>>2390104
>>2390127
>>2390160
>>2390077
>>2390087
>>2390106

>You have an idea, and rummage around the kitchen while the CMC bound happily back into the kitchen, excited about making breakfast.
>You find a tray that would work for breakfast in bed, and quickly set up a plate with pancakes, eggs, and a cup of tea, with the proper utensils of course.
>The CMC watch you, and you tell them to sit at the table, you'll be right back.

>You carefully maneuver back up the stairs with the tray of food, and knock softly on her door.
>There's no answer.
>You knock a little harder, calling out Rarity's name gently to try and wake her.
>Still no response.

Enter, or continue knocking until you wake her up?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:10
No.2390271

Anonymous No.2390271 06/05/12(Tue)23:10 No.2390271

>>2390257
sneak in and sniff her butt

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:11
No.2390281

Anonymous No.2390281 06/05/12(Tue)23:11 No.2390281

>>2390257
Enter but make sure it's back first.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:11
No.2390285

Anonymous No.2390285 06/05/12(Tue)23:11 No.2390285

>>2390257
Knock harder for a final try, then see if we can sneakily peep through the keyhole (if there is one), or quietly open the door slightly.

We should make sure she's not completely out of it.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:11
No.2390293

Anonymous No.2390293 06/05/12(Tue)23:11 No.2390293

>>2390257
Try two more times
If no response quietly enter and leave the tray on her nightstand or something

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:12
No.2390302

Anonymous No.2390302 06/05/12(Tue)23:12 No.2390302

>>2390293
This.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:12
No.2390304

Anonymous No.2390304 06/05/12(Tue)23:12 No.2390304

>>2390257
Enter back first. She might not be "decent" yet.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:13
No.2390336

Anonymous No.2390336 06/05/12(Tue)23:13 No.2390336

>>2390281
>>2390304
Yes, these. All of these.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:16
No.2390388

Anonymous No.2390388 06/05/12(Tue)23:16 No.2390388

>>2390271
Sneak in and sniff her mane

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:16
No.2390411

Anonymous No.2390411 06/05/12(Tue)23:16 No.2390411

>>2390388
Stop that.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:19
No.2390459

Anonymous No.2390459 06/05/12(Tue)23:19 No.2390459

>>2390388
no sniff her butt

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:19
No.2390475

Anonymous No.2390475 06/05/12(Tue)23:19 No.2390475

>>2390257
>
>>2390304

Going with this

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)23:22
No.2390536

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2390536 06/05/12(Tue)23:22 No.2390536

>>2390257

>>2390281
>>2390285
>>2390293
>>2390304

>You give on more knock, the loudest of the three, and you think you hear some movement in the room
>You call out again, but get no response.
>Tired of trying, you open the door and enter back first.
>When you do turn back around so you can see where you're going, you see Rarity still asleep on the bed, though the covers are kicked aside while she clutches a pillow to her.
>Even as you watch she gives a yawn before rolling over, away from you. She must still be sleeping, or at the very least trying to.
>You walk over and put the tray of food on her nightstand, making as little noise as possible.
>You quickly retreat from the room and shut the door.
>No CMC are behind you this time to frighten you, and you head back downstairs.

>The CMC have dished themselves up some grub and are eating messily, talking through full mouths and giggling. You pull up a chair between Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, taking a seat and piling up the pancakes for yourself.
>"What took you so long? You stop to smell her mane or something?"
>You nearly spray pancake and tea all over Applebloom at Scootaloo's words.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:24
No.2390569

Anonymous No.2390569 06/05/12(Tue)23:24 No.2390569

>>2390536
Hahaha you bastard I love you.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:24
No.2390570

Anonymous No.2390570 06/05/12(Tue)23:24 No.2390570

>>2390536
Young miss, that is highly inappropriate and hardly table conversation.
Also no.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:24
No.2390572

Anonymous No.2390572 06/05/12(Tue)23:24 No.2390572

>>2390536
>You stop to smell her mane or something?
DAMMIT ASPARONT

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:24
No.2390587

Anonymous No.2390587 06/05/12(Tue)23:24 No.2390587

>>2390536
Tell her we were uncomfortable going into her room while she was asleep.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:27
No.2390638

Anonymous No.2390638 06/05/12(Tue)23:27 No.2390638

>>2390536
Do a silly british accent while saying >>2390570

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:27
No.2390640

Anonymous No.2390640 06/05/12(Tue)23:27 No.2390640

>>2390536
Respond with our own question: "Where was Rarity sleeping when you got up to make breakfast?"

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:28
No.2390644

Anonymous No.2390644 06/05/12(Tue)23:28 No.2390644

>>2390587
Basically this.

Also question the strange narrator voice in the sky why this Rarity quest seems devoid of any actual Rarity-Anon interaction.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:29
No.2390676

Anonymous No.2390676 06/05/12(Tue)23:29 No.2390676

>>2390644
Maybe if we each put some money we could hire the guy from Bastion
He was good at keeping the story about the Bastion

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:30
No.2390688

Anonymous No.2390688 06/05/12(Tue)23:30 No.2390688

>>2390570
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QUrQa9IBXH

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:30
No.2390701

Anonymous No.2390701 06/05/12(Tue)23:30 No.2390701

>>2390688
NOT SILLY ENOUGH

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:31
No.2390714

Anonymous No.2390714 06/05/12(Tue)23:31 No.2390714

>>2390688
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QUrQa9IBXH
Needs spinning bow tie and sound effect.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:31
No.2390718

Anonymous No.2390718 06/05/12(Tue)23:31 No.2390718

>>2390701
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Hy1WbpftIL

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)23:32
No.2390734

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2390734 06/05/12(Tue)23:32 No.2390734

>>2390536

>>2390569
>>2390570
>>2390572
>>2390587
>>2390638
>>2390640

>You grab a napkin and make sure you didn't make a mess, before drinking the rest of your tea and clearing your throat while the CMC giggle
>"I just didn't want to disturb her while she was sleeping. She probably wouldn't want me in her room either, so I was knocking to see if she was awake. She wasn't so I left the food on her nightstand for her to wake up to. That's it."
>You put on a fake accent, "A gentleman doesn't enter a sleeping lady's bed chambers, young miss."
>Everyone shares a laugh and you all resume eating your breakfast, before you ask the CMC where Rarity was sleeping when they got up.
>"Oh, she was on the floor in the hall when we woke up. We didn't want to wake her, and thought we'd make breakfast, so we let her stay there," Applebloom replies.
>"Yeah, Rarity is cranky in the mornings sometimes," Sweetie Belle comments.

>"I am not!" Calls a familiar voice from behind you.
>You turn around, and of course, it's Rarity.
>"And if you all found me on the floor, then how exactly did I end up in my bed, hmm?"

Doh

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:33
No.2390766

Anonymous No.2390766 06/05/12(Tue)23:33 No.2390766

>>2390734
...Maybe getting our liver taken by Wrap mare isn't such a bad idea

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:34
No.2390778

Anonymous No.2390778 06/05/12(Tue)23:34 No.2390778

>>2390734
Tell her that we thought it would be impolite to leave her sleeping on the floor.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:34
No.2390781

Anonymous No.2390781 06/05/12(Tue)23:34 No.2390781

>>2390734
Magic? Let's say magic.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:34
No.2390784

Anonymous No.2390784 06/05/12(Tue)23:34 No.2390784

>>2390734

Tell her the truth

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:34
No.2390789

Anonymous No.2390789 06/05/12(Tue)23:34 No.2390789

>>2390734
AH FUCK SHIT BOLLOCKS.

Time to confess, what else is there to do? But do it jokingly to cheer her morning self up. Say "Fairest mistress, we took thee into our rippling arms of muscle to rescue thee from thy rock solid and uncomfortable floor, placing thee in thy soft bed."

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:35
No.2390795

Anonymous No.2390795 06/05/12(Tue)23:35 No.2390795

>>2390734
Is she angry? How fucked are we?
If she seems calm say that it wouldn't have been gentleman like to leave her on the floor.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:35
No.2390802

Anonymous No.2390802 06/05/12(Tue)23:35 No.2390802

>>2390734
Tell her we didn't want to leave her in the middle of the hallway, so we simply moved her into the bedroom.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:36
No.2390815

Anonymous No.2390815 06/05/12(Tue)23:36 No.2390815

>>2390789
That's a horrible idea.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:36
No.2390816

Anonymous No.2390816 06/05/12(Tue)23:36 No.2390816

>>2390789
Seconding this
But also kneel for extra points

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:36
No.2390837

Anonymous No.2390837 06/05/12(Tue)23:36 No.2390837

>>2390815
Oh I forgot Rarity lacks a sense of humour.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:37
No.2390851

Anonymous No.2390851 06/05/12(Tue)23:37 No.2390851

>>2390734
Tell her

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)23:37
No.2390855

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2390855 06/05/12(Tue)23:37 No.2390855

>>2390789
How many of you want to do this?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:37
No.2390859

Anonymous No.2390859 06/05/12(Tue)23:37 No.2390859

>>2390789
>>2390802
Tell her matter of factly, and then do so again in theatrical fashion for the fillies' sakes.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:37
No.2390865

Anonymous No.2390865 06/05/12(Tue)23:37 No.2390865

>>2390855
I say aye

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:37
No.2390867

Anonymous No.2390867 06/05/12(Tue)23:37 No.2390867

>>2390789
>>2390816
Laying it on a bit thick, aren't we?
The plain old truth is fine. No sense in having her think us daft as well.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:37
No.2390868

Anonymous No.2390868 06/05/12(Tue)23:37 No.2390868

>>2390855
Aye.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:38
No.2390875

Anonymous No.2390875 06/05/12(Tue)23:38 No.2390875

>>2390855
Not I, seems that she might get upset since we don't know how she ended up there.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:39
No.2390912

Anonymous No.2390912 06/05/12(Tue)23:39 No.2390912

>>2390855
It's a terrible idea. Absolutely terrible. But just hammy enough to work.
I still say no, though, even if it would lead to hilarity.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:40
No.2390913

Anonymous No.2390913 06/05/12(Tue)23:40 No.2390913

>>2390855
No.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:40
No.2390918

Anonymous No.2390918 06/05/12(Tue)23:40 No.2390918

>>2390855
Nay, well tell her the truth in a calm and adult manner

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:41
No.2390946

Anonymous No.2390946 06/05/12(Tue)23:41 No.2390946

>>2390918
>>2390913
>>2390912
>>2390875
You guys are no fun.
But you do have a point
Still if she doesn't seem mad I say we should do it

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:41
No.2390956

Anonymous No.2390956 06/05/12(Tue)23:41 No.2390956

>>2390855

Terribly tempting, but Nay

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:41
No.2390960

Anonymous No.2390960 06/05/12(Tue)23:41 No.2390960

>>2390918
But we had fun playing shenanigans with her and the CMC the night before, why wouldn't it work?

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:42
No.2390985

Anonymous No.2390985 06/05/12(Tue)23:42 No.2390985

>>2390960
True
And she also acts childish from time to time
It would make her laugh

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:43
No.2391004

Anonymous No.2391004 06/05/12(Tue)23:43 No.2391004

>>2390960
Because we picked her up while she was asleep and entered her room uninvited, and we've only known her a few days. We could be on the thinnest of ice here.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)23:43
No.2391012

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2391012 06/05/12(Tue)23:43 No.2391012

>>2390734

>You rise from your seat and face Rarity, "That was me, sorry. You were laying on the floor, and I thought you'd prefer to be in your bed, so..."
>Rarity doesn't seem upset, thankfully. She looks at you, nods, and says "Well, thank you, I-"
>"What were you sleeping on the floor for anyway Rarity?" Sweetie Belle asks
>"Well, I-"
>"I bet she was camping out her boyfriends room," Scootaloo says.

You have a brief moment to do something before Rarity reacts. Use it wisely.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:44
No.2391025

Anonymous No.2391025 06/05/12(Tue)23:44 No.2391025

>>2391012
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE
Our last gift to ponykind is to abolish world hunger

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:44
No.2391026

Anonymous No.2391026 06/05/12(Tue)23:44 No.2391026

>>2391012
Just put our face in our hands.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:45
No.2391031

Anonymous No.2391031 06/05/12(Tue)23:45 No.2391031

>>2391012
Glare

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:45
No.2391046

Anonymous No.2391046 06/05/12(Tue)23:45 No.2391046

>>2391012
Come on scoots, she didn't even have tent. That's hardly camping.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:46
No.2391063

Anonymous No.2391063 06/05/12(Tue)23:46 No.2391063

>>2391046
This
Try to defuse the situation with a joke

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:46
No.2391081

Anonymous No.2391081 06/05/12(Tue)23:46 No.2391081

>>2391012

Keep our mouth shut

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:46
No.2391086

Anonymous No.2391086 06/05/12(Tue)23:46 No.2391086

>>2391012
Oh bother. We're going to have to tell Scoots about tact.
As it is, there's nothing I can think of that would defuse this. I think >>2391026 has it best, though we can add a sigh into that as well.
However >>2391046 has a point. Not camping if there's no tent.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:47
No.2391094

Anonymous No.2391094 06/05/12(Tue)23:47 No.2391094

>>2391063
Remember how she reacted to her parent's humor? This is a bad idea.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:47
No.2391101

Anonymous No.2391101 06/05/12(Tue)23:47 No.2391101

>>2391026
That would be me all over.

BUT, I am not the hero in this tale, so we must act fast.

Guys, I think we shouldn't mention that we aren't Rarity's boyfriend. Use it to judge her response. If she mentions this, things aren't going well. If she doesn't, things are.
This:
>>2391046

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:48
No.2391126

Anonymous No.2391126 06/05/12(Tue)23:48 No.2391126

>>2391094
This isn't the same thing
They were her parents and were embarsing her in front of us.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:49
No.2391148

Anonymous No.2391148 06/05/12(Tue)23:49 No.2391148

>>2391126
>embarsing
YOUR GRASP OF ENGLISH IS EMBARSING

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:49
No.2391155

Anonymous No.2391155 06/05/12(Tue)23:49 No.2391155

>>2391094
I think she'll get that we're trying to distract the CMC

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:51
No.2391192

Anonymous No.2391192 06/05/12(Tue)23:51 No.2391192

>>2391148
I BARELY SLEPT THIS NIGHT JUT TO GET HERE.
I CAN'T EVEN POST WITHOUT REENTERING THE CAPTHCA SEVERAL TIMES.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:52
No.2391208

Anonymous No.2391208 06/05/12(Tue)23:52 No.2391208

>>2391192
Mate it's nearly 5 bong. Not long to go before sleepytime.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:52
No.2391221

Anonymous No.2391221 06/05/12(Tue)23:52 No.2391221

>>2391208
I'm in Yurop
The day is just starting for me

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:53
No.2391245

Anonymous No.2391245 06/05/12(Tue)23:53 No.2391245

>>2391221
Same here chum-o, it's sunrise.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:55
No.2391284

Anonymous No.2391284 06/05/12(Tue)23:55 No.2391284

>>2391012
Laugh and the world laughs with you.

Anonymous
06/05/12(Tue)23:58
No.2391356

Anonymous No.2391356 06/05/12(Tue)23:58 No.2391356

>taking ages to reply

Oh boy dis gon b gud

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/05/12(Tue)23:59
No.2391367

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2391367 06/05/12(Tue)23:59 No.2391367

>>2391012

>>2391026
>>2391086
>>2391101
>>2391031
>>2391046
>>2391063
>>2391081

>Rarity's face turns scarlet, and she struggles to find words, starting and stopping while looking between you and the CMC around you.
>You put a hand over your face and sigh, but the mental image of Rarity with a camping tent fills your head and you struggle to avoid laughing.

>Finally, Rarity gathers herself enough to speak coherently.
>"H-how dare you insinuate that I would wait outside someone's room like a...like a dog!"
>She's about to start up again when Sweetie looks at the clock on the wall and gasps, loudly. "Girls, we've got that thing to do for Miss Cheerilee today! We're gonna be late if we don't leave right now! Come on!"
>Applebloom leads the way, sprinting from the kitchen and the awkward sputtering from Rarity, Scootaloo gives you a funny look as she passes, bumping your leg, and Sweetie sticks around for a moment after the other two have left the boutique.
>"I'm real sorry about that mister," She says to you, "I'll have a talk with Scootaloo when we're done helping Miss Cheerilee."
>You nod in thanks as she turns to leave
>"Take care of my sister while I'm gone, okay?"
>And with that she bounds out of the room, leaving you and Rarity to stare after them, wide eyed with mouths agape.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:00
No.2391397

Anonymous No.2391397 06/06/12(Wed)00:00 No.2391397

>>2391367
Well. Enjoy your breakfast?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:00
No.2391399

Anonymous No.2391399 06/06/12(Wed)00:00 No.2391399

>>2391367
Apologize for what Scootaloo said.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:01
No.2391400

Anonymous No.2391400 06/06/12(Wed)00:01 No.2391400

>>2391367
Tell the tent joke
Say anything just to change the subject

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:01
No.2391410

Anonymous No.2391410 06/06/12(Wed)00:01 No.2391410

>>2391367
Turn to face Rarity.

"Well."

She didn't refute that we were her boyfriend.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:02
No.2391422

Anonymous No.2391422 06/06/12(Wed)00:02 No.2391422

>>2391410
No need to get ahead of ourselves anon
We're still on thin ice right now

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:02
No.2391425

Anonymous No.2391425 06/06/12(Wed)00:02 No.2391425

>>2391399
Why should we apologise for something we didn't have anything to do with? Scootaloo isn't our child. There's no need to be so fawning around Rarity.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:02
No.2391440

Anonymous No.2391440 06/06/12(Wed)00:02 No.2391440

>>2391422
No, the spoilers weren't meant for the quest, I was using them to point something out to everyone else.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:03
No.2391456

Anonymous No.2391456 06/06/12(Wed)00:03 No.2391456

>>2391397
+1

"Unless you wanted to have s'mores and trail mix."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:03
No.2391460

Anonymous No.2391460 06/06/12(Wed)00:03 No.2391460

>>2391440
I know.
But we can still majorly fuck up everything

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:04
No.2391461

Anonymous No.2391461 06/06/12(Wed)00:04 No.2391461

>>2391367

Change the subject, ask her if she had a chance to eat the breakfast we left on the nightstand.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:04
No.2391463

Anonymous No.2391463 06/06/12(Wed)00:04 No.2391463

>>2391400
Got to vote for this. Hopefully a bit of silliness'll defuse things.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:04
No.2391472

Anonymous No.2391472 06/06/12(Wed)00:04 No.2391472

Let's just ask if she enjoyed her breakfast, and if she'd like some tea.
No sense making a production out of it if we don't need to.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:05
No.2391478

Anonymous No.2391478 06/06/12(Wed)00:05 No.2391478

>>2391461
Seconding this

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:06
No.2391520

Anonymous No.2391520 06/06/12(Wed)00:06 No.2391520

>>2391400
"I don't know why she said that. When I woke up this morning, I thought I was the one pitching a tent."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:07
No.2391527

Anonymous No.2391527 06/06/12(Wed)00:07 No.2391527

>>2391520
That might work on Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie but it won't work on Rarity.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:08
No.2391530

Anonymous No.2391530 06/06/12(Wed)00:08 No.2391530

>>2391520
That's more than a tad crass.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:09
No.2391555

Anonymous No.2391555 06/06/12(Wed)00:09 No.2391555

>>2391460
True, but the "Well." is meant to sound deliberately awkward as a means to cut out the tension. Rarity seem to appreciate our sense of humour.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:09
No.2391557

Anonymous No.2391557 06/06/12(Wed)00:09 No.2391557

>>2391520
I'm not saying she doesn't have humor but that may be a bit to much

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:10
No.2391570

Anonymous No.2391570 06/06/12(Wed)00:10 No.2391570

>>2391520
As much as I'd love to say that, the joke would go unnoticed and she'd just give us an odd look.

But fuck I would love to say that.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:11
No.2391594

Anonymous No.2391594 06/06/12(Wed)00:11 No.2391594

>>2391520
http://youtu.be/LiWaQuvCHyA

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:11
No.2391602

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2391602 06/06/12(Wed)00:11 No.2391602

>>2391367

>You turn to Rarity, who looks at you.
>"Well, it's not camping if there's no tent."
>She just stares at you for a moment, and the deadpan look on her face just breaks all semblance of control you had over your laughter.
>You start with a scoff, and it just builds and builds, until you have to take a seat, your nervousness being poured into your laughter.
>Eventually Rarity joins in, smiling slowly and laughing along side you. Whether it's the joke, or she's just laughing because you're laughing you can't tell, but she joins in for one reason or another and the two of you spend a good few minutes laughing together.

>When the two of you finally stop laughing, you ask if she had her breakfast.
>She wipes her eyes with a napkin via magic, "Yes, thank you. It was good." She looks at the kitchen, then back to you, "I'm going to assume you made it, since the kitchen doesn't look like a disaster."
>You nod, telling her you were showing the CMC how to make breakfast.
>"Well, thank you. My sister is not known for her cooking abilities, I must say." She looks at the clock on the wall, causing you to as well. It's about 11am.
>"Well, I still need to finish your outfit," she muses to herself before looking at you again. When she does, she looks you up and down and gives a small scowl, "Hmmm. Your clothes are all wrinkled and your hair is an absolute mess."
>You look down at yourself then back at her, commenting how you feel you could use a shower. You rise from your chair to help clean the mess, commenting you'll leave the boutique once you've finished cleaning so she can work.
>"Go into town looking disheveled like that? Oh, goodness no, I won't allow it! You march right upstairs and use the shower while I iron your clothes."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:13
No.2391640

Anonymous No.2391640 06/06/12(Wed)00:13 No.2391640

>>2391602
Clean up the kitchen then go shower. Leave our clothes outside the bathroom so she can iron them.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:13
No.2391641

Anonymous No.2391641 06/06/12(Wed)00:13 No.2391641

>>2391602
Well?
What are we waiting for?
Do as the lady says

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:14
No.2391648

Anonymous No.2391648 06/06/12(Wed)00:14 No.2391648

>>2391602
If you insist. The towels, and shower, are located...?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:14
No.2391653

Anonymous No.2391653 06/06/12(Wed)00:14 No.2391653

>>2391602
Do as she says.

Ask her where the shower is.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:15
No.2391667

Anonymous No.2391667 06/06/12(Wed)00:15 No.2391667

>>2391648
This. Make sure to grab a god damned towel.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:15
No.2391678

Anonymous No.2391678 06/06/12(Wed)00:15 No.2391678

>>2391602
Oh god yes we're getting naked

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:16
No.2391691

Anonymous No.2391691 06/06/12(Wed)00:16 No.2391691

>>2391667
Would it matter?
Not that I disagree they are always naked

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:17
No.2391698

Anonymous No.2391698 06/06/12(Wed)00:17 No.2391698

>>2391602

Insist that we help in cleaning up the kitchen and then do as she says.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:17
No.2391701

Anonymous No.2391701 06/06/12(Wed)00:17 No.2391701

>>2391678
But she won't sneak in to take a peek at a naked human... sucks.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:17
No.2391704

Anonymous No.2391704 06/06/12(Wed)00:17 No.2391704

>>2391691
Hey. Always know where your towel is.
It's practically a rule.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:17
No.2391713

Anonymous No.2391713 06/06/12(Wed)00:17 No.2391713

>>2391698
NO STOP BEING SO SYCOPHANTIC.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:18
No.2391730

Anonymous No.2391730 06/06/12(Wed)00:18 No.2391730

>>2391701
No, she'd waltz right in unannounced.

Have you seen the show? Ponies bathe each other all the time.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:19
No.2391738

Anonymous No.2391738 06/06/12(Wed)00:19 No.2391738

>>2391713
This
I mean we're going a bit to far
We're basically a parody now

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:20
No.2391753

Anonymous No.2391753 06/06/12(Wed)00:20 No.2391753

>>2391713
This.
We aren't Spike, guys. Have at least a little spine.
But remember limits and tactfulness.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:21
No.2391767

Anonymous No.2391767 06/06/12(Wed)00:21 No.2391767

>>2391713
Alright, fine. We did cook her breakfast in bead I suppose.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:21
No.2391772

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2391772 06/06/12(Wed)00:21 No.2391772

>>2391602

>>2391640
>>2391641
>>2391648
>>2391653
>>2391678
>>2391698

>You feel you could use a shower, and you see no reason to argue, so you help put the dishes in the sink before being guided upstairs by Rarity.
>She leads you to the bathroom, flipping on the light switch while she shows you where the soaps and shampoos are.
>She hands you a towel from a small cabinet and instructs you to undress before leaving the bathroom and standing just outside.
>You remove your clothes and hold them outside the room, feeling them lifted from your hands magically as Rarity tells you she'll have them done by the time you finish your shower.

>She shuts the door with a hoof and you turn the shower on, warming up and going about your standard bathing procedure.

Roll

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:22
No.2391789

Anonymous No.2391789 06/06/12(Wed)00:22 No.2391789

>>2391772
>roll
Well fuck

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:22
No.2391795

Anonymous No.2391795 06/06/12(Wed)00:22 No.2391795

>>2391772
Rolling to not have an accident in the shower.
Leading cause of house-related death, you know.
probably isn't, but whatever.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:22
No.2391800

Anonymous No.2391800 06/06/12(Wed)00:22 No.2391800

>>2391772
I hope we sing in the shower

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:22
No.2391802

Anonymous No.2391802 06/06/12(Wed)00:22 No.2391802

>>2391772
Fuck.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:23
No.2391814

Anonymous No.2391814 06/06/12(Wed)00:23 No.2391814

>>2391772
Please don't ruin everything

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:23
No.2391828

Anonymous No.2391828 06/06/12(Wed)00:23 No.2391828

>>2391772
>ohboyherewego.jpg

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:24
No.2391837

Anonymous No.2391837 06/06/12(Wed)00:24 No.2391837

>>2391772
Oh man I wonder what we're rolling for.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:24
No.2391838

Anonymous No.2391838 06/06/12(Wed)00:24 No.2391838

>>2391772
How exciting

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:24
No.2391840

Anonymous No.2391840 06/06/12(Wed)00:24 No.2391840

>>2391789
Ohh looks hopef-
>>2391800
>>2391802
Fuck.

>>2391772
Rolling.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:24
No.2391845

Anonymous No.2391845 06/06/12(Wed)00:24 No.2391845

>>2391840
0 means 10 bro
0 is the best

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:25
No.2391859

Anonymous No.2391859 06/06/12(Wed)00:25 No.2391859

>>2391840
yeah that helped thanks

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:25
No.2391860

Anonymous No.2391860 06/06/12(Wed)00:25 No.2391860

>>2391800
Looks like we're fucking singing.
>>2391840
0s are 10s.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:25
No.2391876

Anonymous No.2391876 06/06/12(Wed)00:25 No.2391876

>>2391845
>>2391860
I thought zero meant zero. I am pretty sure it does.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:25
No.2391880

Anonymous No.2391880 06/06/12(Wed)00:25 No.2391880

Something tells me we had repeat posters. Not rolling.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:26
No.2391884

Anonymous No.2391884 06/06/12(Wed)00:26 No.2391884

>>2391876
Nope
Aspirant takes them as 10

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:27
No.2391907

Anonymous No.2391907 06/06/12(Wed)00:27 No.2391907

>>2391880
Nice email bro.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:27
No.2391915

Anonymous No.2391915 06/06/12(Wed)00:27 No.2391915

>>2391772

Roll to see if we fuck up and if so, how hard.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:27
No.2391932

Anonymous No.2391932 06/06/12(Wed)00:27 No.2391932

>>2391880
I think the first nine were normal rolls. Anything after that was in response to others.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:28
No.2391945

Anonymous No.2391945 06/06/12(Wed)00:28 No.2391945

Well now that we've rolled some minutes of silence to see how bad we fucked up everything

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:28
No.2391957

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2391957 06/06/12(Wed)00:28 No.2391957

>>2391772

>>2391789
>>2391795
>>2391800
>>2391802
>>2391814
>>2391828
>>2391840
>>2391915

[Total 53]
[Double 0's, special event]

>It's a little different, using a pony sized shower. You're taller than the head of the shower is, so you sort of have to bend at weird angles or just sit down in the tub to get your hair wet and lathered up.
>Despite this you begin to sing a jaunty tune, feeling pretty good about your morning so far, despite the awkward moment caused by Scootaloo.
>You put shampoo in your hair, then bend awkwardly to rinse it, getting some in your eye. It stings like hell, distracting you, and you bang your head on the shower head.
>You nearly lose your footing, but somehow recover and finish showering quickly. You step out of the shower, drying thoroughly.
>You wrap your waist with the towel and open the door a bit, looking around for Rarity.
>You hear voices from downstairs again, though you can't really tell who is speaking. There are three different voices, and one of them is Rarity you're certain.
>Your clothes are nowhere in sight.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:29
No.2391965

Anonymous No.2391965 06/06/12(Wed)00:29 No.2391965

>>2391880
I think the Aspirant makes DC proportionally with how many rolls there are
Samefaggin now will probably fuck us more then help us

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:30
No.2391989

Anonymous No.2391989 06/06/12(Wed)00:30 No.2391989

>>2391957
This will only end in tears if we head down now. Besides, Rarity said she'd come back with our clothes soon enough. Let's just hope that her guests don't ask why she's ironing our stuff this early in the day.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:30
No.2392004

Anonymous No.2392004 06/06/12(Wed)00:30 No.2392004

>>2391957
Rolling for Stealth. Let's try and find out who's down there without being seen.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:30
No.2392006

Anonymous No.2392006 06/06/12(Wed)00:30 No.2392006

>>2391957
Oh shit.

We should eavesdrop to work out who the fuck is down there. Parents are back? Oh god oh god.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:30
No.2392011

Anonymous No.2392011 06/06/12(Wed)00:30 No.2392011

>>2391957
>special even
I don't know if to panic or not

Anyway can we hera what the voices are saying?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:31
No.2392015

Anonymous No.2392015 06/06/12(Wed)00:31 No.2392015

>>2391957
Well shit, this is going to end well.
Can we hear what's being said and if anyvoices sound familiar

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:31
No.2392034

Anonymous No.2392034 06/06/12(Wed)00:31 No.2392034

>>2392006
>parents
We'll be royally fucked if that happens

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:32
No.2392045

Anonymous No.2392045 06/06/12(Wed)00:32 No.2392045

>>2391957
Wait 'em out and see if who ever it was brings them back.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:33
No.2392070

Anonymous No.2392070 06/06/12(Wed)00:33 No.2392070

>>2391957

Try our best to eavesdrop while staying out of sight, also look around for potential hiding spots.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:34
No.2392086

Anonymous No.2392086 06/06/12(Wed)00:34 No.2392086

>>2391957
Fix hair and apply some sort of makeshift deodorant. Wait a little bit, and if talking continues quietly sneak downstairs.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:34
No.2392089

Anonymous No.2392089 06/06/12(Wed)00:34 No.2392089

>>2392070
Our tackle will be flapping around a lot, and considering the towel is for a pony and not a human, it's probably tiny.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:35
No.2392114

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392114 06/06/12(Wed)00:35 No.2392114

>>2391989
>>2392004
>>2392006
>>2392011
>>2392015
>>2392045
>>2392070

[Total 40]

You listen intently, trying to work out what's being said.

>"....and I am telling you, that is not the case!" Rarity, pretty clearly. She must be speaking rather loudly.
>"...But.....course....ironing.....what else?" A males voice. Sounds familiar, but you can't place it.
>"....right now?....bet...." A female's voice. Also familiar.

You can't really piece together what they're talking about, but it sounds like Rarity is on the defensive end of the conversation.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:35
No.2392126

Anonymous No.2392126 06/06/12(Wed)00:35 No.2392126

>>2391957
Whatever.

Continue singing Uptown Girl
at full volume
in front of the mirror
with a hairbrush

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:36
No.2392129

Anonymous No.2392129 06/06/12(Wed)00:36 No.2392129

>>2392114
>parents
IT"S OVER
WE'RE FINISHED

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:36
No.2392140

Anonymous No.2392140 06/06/12(Wed)00:36 No.2392140

>>2392114
Nothing to do but keep listening.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:36
No.2392148

Anonymous No.2392148 06/06/12(Wed)00:36 No.2392148

>>2392114
>Rarity vehemently defending herself from accusations that we are her gentleman caller

Aw shit.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:37
No.2392165

Anonymous No.2392165 06/06/12(Wed)00:37 No.2392165

>>2392114
Go out in a towel.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:37
No.2392166

Anonymous No.2392166 06/06/12(Wed)00:37 No.2392166

>>2392148
It's her parents
What else do you expect

It was a good run

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:37
No.2392174

Anonymous No.2392174 06/06/12(Wed)00:37 No.2392174

>>2392114

Welp

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:37
No.2392182

Anonymous No.2392182 06/06/12(Wed)00:37 No.2392182

>>2392126
You are the doom of us all.
>>2392114
We might want to retreat to the bathroom.
Unless someone can word something in a way that makes it sound like we're just here on an late-morning business call and she's just finishing up an order for us?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:38
No.2392184

Anonymous No.2392184 06/06/12(Wed)00:38 No.2392184

>>2392165
WHAT?
NO
WHY GO FULL MICROSOFT?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:38
No.2392190

Anonymous No.2392190 06/06/12(Wed)00:38 No.2392190

what are the chances we can wait this out

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:38
No.2392202

Anonymous No.2392202 06/06/12(Wed)00:38 No.2392202

>>2392182
NO THAT IS A BAD IDEA AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:39
No.2392210

Anonymous No.2392210 06/06/12(Wed)00:39 No.2392210

>>2392114
It was an honoring serving with you gentlemen.

Stay in bathroom. Try to listen in more.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:39
No.2392223

Anonymous No.2392223 06/06/12(Wed)00:39 No.2392223

>>2392210
>Honoring
Fuck

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:40
No.2392229

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392229 06/06/12(Wed)00:40 No.2392229

>>2392126
>>2392129
>>2392140
>>2392148
>>2392166
>>2392165
>>2392174

>Your head is still outside the bathroom when you hear someone approaching, their hoofsteps clearly audible since you were already listening.
>They're approaching steadily, but not speaking. In fact, all the voices have quieted down.

What do?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:40
No.2392232

Anonymous No.2392232 06/06/12(Wed)00:40 No.2392232

>>2392223
You really need to go to bed.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:40
No.2392233

Anonymous No.2392233 06/06/12(Wed)00:40 No.2392233

>>2392126
HAHAHA WHAT

This please. For the lulz

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:41
No.2392247

Anonymous No.2392247 06/06/12(Wed)00:41 No.2392247

>>2392229
IT'S THE FATHER
I'M TELLING YOU IT'S HER FATHER
Go back in the bathroom and hope for the best

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:41
No.2392249

Anonymous No.2392249 06/06/12(Wed)00:41 No.2392249

>>2392229
SING DAMNIT SING LIKE IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:41
No.2392260

Anonymous No.2392260 06/06/12(Wed)00:41 No.2392260

JR deleted the next dead thread. We are currently on page 12.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:41
No.2392269

Anonymous No.2392269 06/06/12(Wed)00:41 No.2392269

>>2392229
Quickly cover our manly floppy bits with the towel and head into the bathroom. Leave the door ajar.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:41
No.2392273

Anonymous No.2392273 06/06/12(Wed)00:41 No.2392273

>>2392229
Duck back into the bathroom and quietly close the door.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:42
No.2392276

Anonymous No.2392276 06/06/12(Wed)00:42 No.2392276

>>2392229
Fuck. Into the towel closet! We need to hide in the closet! They'll never look there.
>>2392249
Do we LOOK like a bard to you? Singing won't help us here!

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:42
No.2392284

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392284 06/06/12(Wed)00:42 No.2392284

>>2392260
We finish in live thread if we must when this one 404's then.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:42
No.2392289

Anonymous No.2392289 06/06/12(Wed)00:42 No.2392289

>>2392276
>implying we aren't a bard

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:43
No.2392308

Anonymous No.2392308 06/06/12(Wed)00:43 No.2392308

>>2392276
It's a world with magic. How do we know if we don't try.
Or maybe we've bitten by a radioactive bard when we were sleeping.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:43
No.2392312

Anonymous No.2392312 06/06/12(Wed)00:43 No.2392312

>>2392276
RED! I FEEL MY SOUL ON FIRE! BLACK! MY WORLD IF SHE'S NOT THERE! RED! THE COLOUR OF DESIRE! BLACK! THE COLOUR OF DESPAIR!

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:44
No.2392322

Anonymous No.2392322 06/06/12(Wed)00:44 No.2392322

>>2392289
He didn't hear our amazing rendition of lazy town

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:44
No.2392333

Anonymous No.2392333 06/06/12(Wed)00:44 No.2392333

>>2392312
FUCK THAT GO FULL PAVAROTTI

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:47
No.2392399

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392399 06/06/12(Wed)00:47 No.2392399

>>2392229

>>2392247
>>2392269
>>2392249
>>2392273
>>2392276

>In a moment of panic you quickly hide yourself in the bathroom closet, which stands surprisingly empty for the most part.
>The steps get closer, and you hear a door across the hall open then shut.
>The steps come to the bathroom, and in a moment of clarity you realize you forgot to turn the light off.
>A pony enters, from what you can hear, and murmurs something before her voice rings out, "You forgot to turn off your bathroom light!"
>It's female, and so familiar. And yet you can't think of who it belongs to.
>The light goes out and whoever it is leaves the bathroom. You sigh a sigh of relief, but you're still in the bathroom closet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:47
No.2392400

Anonymous No.2392400 06/06/12(Wed)00:47 No.2392400

>tfw we win Rarity and her family over with our fantastic vocal skills
I can feel it gents.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:48
No.2392412

Anonymous No.2392412 06/06/12(Wed)00:48 No.2392412

>>2392400
To late

>>2392399
Perfect now Rarity thinks we're naked in the house somewhere

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:49
No.2392427

Anonymous No.2392427 06/06/12(Wed)00:49 No.2392427

>>2392399
Wait a moment longer, until you're certain they've gone back downstairs. Then we cautiously and carefully make our way back to the bathroom. Since they've already looked in there, they won't look again.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:49
No.2392448

Anonymous No.2392448 06/06/12(Wed)00:49 No.2392448

>>2392399
Just wait there until Rarity comes to get us.

>>2392412
Perfect.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:50
No.2392464

Anonymous No.2392464 06/06/12(Wed)00:50 No.2392464

>>2392399

Stay put and wait for Rarity

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:51
No.2392478

Anonymous No.2392478 06/06/12(Wed)00:51 No.2392478

>>2392399
Wait 'em out. We can play the "scared to let anyone see us naked" card. Might win some points for being sensitive.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:51
No.2392483

Anonymous No.2392483 06/06/12(Wed)00:51 No.2392483

>>2392427
That will totally work until someone needs to use the restroom.
Stay in the closet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:51
No.2392506

Anonymous No.2392506 06/06/12(Wed)00:51 No.2392506

>>2392399
See if we can't get a glimpse of them as they leave

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:53
No.2392533

Anonymous No.2392533 06/06/12(Wed)00:53 No.2392533

>>2392399
This has turned into a clusterfuck of "Oh shit" moments now. i can't take the excitement.

>>2392478
FUCK'S SAKE WHY ARE YOU SO PREOCCUPIED WITH BEING SUCH A SERVILE ROMANTIC?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:53
No.2392539

Anonymous No.2392539 06/06/12(Wed)00:53 No.2392539

Guys they are always naked
It won't be a problem with us walking out and taking our cloths
But we won't do that since Rarity will be disappointed in our human penis, her father will laugh at us and her mother will say how cute it is

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:53
No.2392546

Anonymous No.2392546 06/06/12(Wed)00:53 No.2392546

This was a terrible idea. We should have gone back to the guest room.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:54
No.2392564

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392564 06/06/12(Wed)00:54 No.2392564

>>2392399

>>2392412
>>2392427
>>2392448
>>2392464
>>2392478
>>2392483

>You decide to wait in the closet for Rarity, though you're starting to get uncomfortable.
>This only increases when the light flicks back on, and you hear the bathroom door shut.
>The sound of a zipper being worked can be heard, followed quickly by a tinkling noise. Someone is using the bathroom while you hide in the closet.
>You scarce desire to breathe with this knowledge, doing everything you can to stay perfectly still and make as little noise in your breathing as possible.

>Eventually, they stop, the zipper sounds again, the toilet is flushed and the sound of a pony washing their hooves can be heard, before the light goes out once again.
>A distant door can be heard shutting. Possibly the front door.
>Your back is killing you and you strongly desire to leave the confines of the closet.

What do.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:54
No.2392569

Anonymous No.2392569 06/06/12(Wed)00:54 No.2392569

>>2392546
We can still do this I think

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:55
No.2392589

Anonymous No.2392589 06/06/12(Wed)00:55 No.2392589

I am beginning to get the impression Twilight and Spike have popped over to say hi. Male voice, female voice...

Male voice is angry that Rarity is doing things for another male. Butthurt Spike. Female voice seems curious and prodding. Twilight.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:55
No.2392591

Anonymous No.2392591 06/06/12(Wed)00:55 No.2392591

>>2392564
>zipper
Wait what?

Stay a bit more in the closet just to be sure

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:55
No.2392592

Anonymous No.2392592 06/06/12(Wed)00:55 No.2392592

>>2392564
Listen checks. Then subtle spot checks through the cracked door.
Then flee to the bathroom and await Rarity.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:55
No.2392603

Anonymous No.2392603 06/06/12(Wed)00:55 No.2392603

>>2392564
Get out.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:56
No.2392620

Anonymous No.2392620 06/06/12(Wed)00:56 No.2392620

>>2392564
ZIPPER? OH SHIT PINKIE AND HER HUMAN HUSBANDO HAVE VISITED

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:56
No.2392622

Anonymous No.2392622 06/06/12(Wed)00:56 No.2392622

>>2392564
Keep waiting.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)00:56
No.2392626

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392626 06/06/12(Wed)00:56 No.2392626

>>2392591
>Pants
>Therefore, zippers

So whoever it is is wearing pants. With a zipper.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:57
No.2392669

Anonymous No.2392669 06/06/12(Wed)00:57 No.2392669

>>2392564
Tom Cruise, come out of the closet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:57
No.2392670

Anonymous No.2392670 06/06/12(Wed)00:57 No.2392670

>>2392626
I don't believe that it's a "pony" washing their hooves, but that you've written it to imply that's what is going through Anon's head as he waits in the closet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:57
No.2392673

Anonymous No.2392673 06/06/12(Wed)00:57 No.2392673

Wait it out.

It's not like I haven't done this before.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:57
No.2392681

Anonymous No.2392681 06/06/12(Wed)00:57 No.2392681

>>2392620
Says the sound of a pony washing his hoofes
Also that guy doesn't exist anymore
He was deleted as soon as Rarity quest beganand we will share the same fate

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:58
No.2392704

Anonymous No.2392704 06/06/12(Wed)00:58 No.2392704

>>2392681
Untrue. Pinkie Pie (when we meet her) says she has a friend just like us.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:58
No.2392705

Anonymous No.2392705 06/06/12(Wed)00:58 No.2392705

>>2392681
>The Kid ponders his fate a while.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:59
No.2392713

Anonymous No.2392713 06/06/12(Wed)00:59 No.2392713

>>2392626
is it lyra

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:59
No.2392721

Anonymous No.2392721 06/06/12(Wed)00:59 No.2392721

>>2392704
*met

Fuck now I am losing my shit.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)00:59
No.2392736

Anonymous No.2392736 06/06/12(Wed)00:59 No.2392736

>>2392681
THAT'S NOT TRUE
THIS IS JUST A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
HE STILL EXISTS AND IS HAPPY WITH PINKIE LIKE WE WILL BE HAPPY WITH RARITY WHEN THE NEXT QUEST BEGINS IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:00
No.2392758

Anonymous No.2392758 06/06/12(Wed)01:00 No.2392758

>>2392704
She did?
Didn't she say that we're the only one that has the shape for the suit or whatever fuck I can't even think straight anymore

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:02
No.2392805

Anonymous No.2392805 06/06/12(Wed)01:02 No.2392805

>>2392704
>>2392721
I don't remember and can't find that line in the archive. This one IS there, however:
>"Hey there! I figured this outfit was for you, since, you know, you're the only one I know who's shaped like that!"

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:02
No.2392815

Anonymous No.2392815 06/06/12(Wed)01:02 No.2392815

>>2392758
Pinkie Pie is Pinkie Pie.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:02
No.2392819

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392819 06/06/12(Wed)01:02 No.2392819

>>2392564

>>2392591
>>2392592
>>2392603
>>2392622
>>2392669
[Total 17]

>You can't take it anymore, the closet is too cramped and you're dying for a breath of fresh air.
>You open the door as quietly as you can, exiting the bathroom closet and immediately stretching your back, causing the towel to drop to the floor.
>No sooner are you bending over to pick it up then the light comes on, flipped by an unseen hoof or with magic.
>You stand up abruptly, pulling your towel back up over your waist to find.....

>Wraps mare, wearing a jacket and visor that has the symbol of a wrap on it.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:02
No.2392826

Anonymous No.2392826 06/06/12(Wed)01:02 No.2392826

>>2392564

Try and remember if we've ever met someone besides us who wears pants.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:03
No.2392835

Anonymous No.2392835 06/06/12(Wed)01:03 No.2392835

>>2392819
Wait what?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:03
No.2392840

Anonymous No.2392840 06/06/12(Wed)01:03 No.2392840

>>2392819
What?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:03
No.2392842

Anonymous No.2392842 06/06/12(Wed)01:03 No.2392842

>>2392819
"Uhhh..."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:03
No.2392846

Anonymous No.2392846 06/06/12(Wed)01:03 No.2392846

>>2392819
GORILLA WARFARE POWERS ACTIVATE

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:03
No.2392847

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392847 06/06/12(Wed)01:03 No.2392847

>>2392835
I lied, it wasn't pants.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:03
No.2392849

Anonymous No.2392849 06/06/12(Wed)01:03 No.2392849

>>2392819
DEFCON 1
ROLL FOR EVASION

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:04
No.2392862

Anonymous No.2392862 06/06/12(Wed)01:04 No.2392862

>>2392819
What.
Uh.
Hi.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:05
No.2392893

Anonymous No.2392893 06/06/12(Wed)01:05 No.2392893

>>2392868
She does in my dreams.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:05
No.2392894

Anonymous No.2392894 06/06/12(Wed)01:05 No.2392894

>>2392819
Fucking run for it.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:05
No.2392895

Anonymous No.2392895 06/06/12(Wed)01:05 No.2392895

>>2392819

Hey

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:05
No.2392913

Anonymous No.2392913 06/06/12(Wed)01:05 No.2392913

This will end with us captured and taken with Rarity in a secret bases from where we will have to use our ingenuity and team work to escape while forming a bond between us that will make us inseparable won't it?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:06
No.2392921

Anonymous No.2392921 06/06/12(Wed)01:06 No.2392921

>>2392819
Ask her what she's doing here? Has she delivered more delicious and totally-not-drugged wraps for us to partake in the eating of?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:07
No.2392948

Anonymous No.2392948 06/06/12(Wed)01:07 No.2392948

Did you drug me?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:07
No.2392964

Anonymous No.2392964 06/06/12(Wed)01:07 No.2392964

>>2392921
We probably should at least attempt to not explode into spaghetti.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:08
No.2392983

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2392983 06/06/12(Wed)01:08 No.2392983

>>2392819

>>2392826
>>2392835
>>2392840
>>2392842
>>2392846
>>2392849
>>2392862
>>2392894
>>2392895

>The two of you stare blankly at one another after you recognize her, before her cheeks tint red.
>"O-oh my, I wasn't aware this was in use! S-sorry!"
>Despite her apology she doesn't leave, instead eying you up and down while you wonder what the hell she's doing here.
>Eventually, you put your question to words and ask what she's doing there.
>"Oh, Rarity made me this snazzy jacket to wear around when I'm not working. It'll help advertise. What're you doing here?"
>As she asks, you can tell she suddenly understands something, "Wait, the other day, when I gave you that wrap, your friend was Rarity?"

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:09
No.2393000

Anonymous No.2393000 06/06/12(Wed)01:09 No.2393000

>>2392983
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
I WAS TALKING TO HER FUCKING SISTER

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:09
No.2393010

Anonymous No.2393010 06/06/12(Wed)01:09 No.2393010

>>2392983
Affirmative.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:10
No.2393013

Anonymous No.2393013 06/06/12(Wed)01:10 No.2393013

>>2392983
"Yeah. I thought I heard her parents downstairs so I hid. I didn't want them getting the wrong idea in their heads about us."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:10
No.2393026

Anonymous No.2393026 06/06/12(Wed)01:10 No.2393026

>>2393013
Seconding.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:10
No.2393030

Anonymous No.2393030 06/06/12(Wed)01:10 No.2393030

>>2392983
I didn't notice the word 'wrap' on there, actually.

I thought it was rarity's mom.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:11
No.2393037

Anonymous No.2393037 06/06/12(Wed)01:11 No.2393037

>>2393000
lol continuity ellol

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:11
No.2393039

Anonymous No.2393039 06/06/12(Wed)01:11 No.2393039

>>2392983
Can we have this conversation when I'm wearing more than just a towel?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:11
No.2393041

Anonymous No.2393041 06/06/12(Wed)01:11 No.2393041

>>2393013
this.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:12
No.2393059

Anonymous No.2393059 06/06/12(Wed)01:12 No.2393059

>>2392983
:rolleyes:

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:12
No.2393075

Anonymous No.2393075 06/06/12(Wed)01:12 No.2393075

>>2392983
We should probably mention that she is working on an outfit for us, and that we hadn't thought to bring a spare set of clothes while we waited for her to finish. Also >>2393039

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:13
No.2393092

Anonymous No.2393092 06/06/12(Wed)01:13 No.2393092

Wait...if those weren't her parents...than Rarity wasn't...
We've failed gents

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:14
No.2393129

Anonymous No.2393129 06/06/12(Wed)01:14 No.2393129

>>2393092
Rarity wasn't what?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:14
No.2393132

Anonymous No.2393132 06/06/12(Wed)01:14 No.2393132

DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ACCEPT AN OFFER TO BORROW WRAPS JACKET

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:15
No.2393146

Anonymous No.2393146 06/06/12(Wed)01:15 No.2393146

>>2393092
Afraid I'm missing the problem here. What's the word that you've ellipses'd?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:15
No.2393149

Anonymous No.2393149 06/06/12(Wed)01:15 No.2393149

>>2393132
...
>>2392983
Hey that's a pretty nifty jacket
Can I try it

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:15
No.2393156

Anonymous No.2393156 06/06/12(Wed)01:15 No.2393156

>>2393092
Shut your mouth. We don't know the situation.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:16
No.2393176

Anonymous No.2393176 06/06/12(Wed)01:16 No.2393176

>>2393149
You're are worse than singing-anon

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:17
No.2393189

Anonymous No.2393189 06/06/12(Wed)01:17 No.2393189

>>2393156
FACE IT
IT WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE IF THOSE WERE HER PARENTS
WE FUCKED UP MAN
WE'RE...We're in THE FRIENDZONE

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:17
No.2393200

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2393200 06/06/12(Wed)01:17 No.2393200

>>2392983

>>2393000
>She suddenly brings a hoof to her face, "Oh Celestia, how did I not recognize Sweetie Belle!"

>>2393010
>>2393013
>>2393026
>>2393041

>You tell her you thought Rarity's parents were here (again), so you hid, not wanting them to get the wrong idea.
>Rarity suddenly calls, "Is everything alright up there?"
>Wraps mare calls back, "Y-yeah, I'll be down in a sec!"
>"Well, uh, I better get going. You look.....busy. D-drop by my cart sometime and we can talk, alright?"
>And with that, she hurriedly heads back downstairs. After a while you hear the boutique doors shut again, and Rarity soon comes upstairs with your clothes, neatly folded.
>"I apologize for the delay, I had a set of customers come in to check on some work I completed for them. From before I was working on your outfit, I mean. I noticed she came up here to use the restroom. You....weren't still in here, were you?"

Aw shit.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:18
No.2393216

Anonymous No.2393216 06/06/12(Wed)01:18 No.2393216

>>2393200
Well, we can be honest. We were in the closet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:19
No.2393234

Anonymous No.2393234 06/06/12(Wed)01:19 No.2393234

>>2393200
It i human tradition to spend as much time in the shower as possible especially if we aren't paying for the water
Also I have failed my duties to finish the ritual by singing.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:19
No.2393240

Anonymous No.2393240 06/06/12(Wed)01:19 No.2393240

>>2393200
UPTOWN GIRL SHE'S BEEN LIVING IN HER UPTOWN WORLD AS LONG AS ANYONE WITH HOT BLOOD CAN

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:20
No.2393246

Anonymous No.2393246 06/06/12(Wed)01:20 No.2393246

>>2393200
Just be straight with her and tell her you thought it was her parents and that you wanted to spare her the embarrassment of them prying about the human currently using her shower.

Wave it off as a chain of events out of everyone's control but it's over now.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:20
No.2393260

Anonymous No.2393260 06/06/12(Wed)01:20 No.2393260

>>2393200
Tell her the same thing we told the wrap mare. We thought we heard her parents downstairs so we hid in the closet, not wanting to cause her any further embarrassment.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:21
No.2393287

Anonymous No.2393287 06/06/12(Wed)01:21 No.2393287

>>2393200
Of course not, I ran to the guest room.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:22
No.2393293

Anonymous No.2393293 06/06/12(Wed)01:22 No.2393293

>>2393287
Lying now would be a pretty huge mistake man

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:26
No.2393375

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2393375 06/06/12(Wed)01:26 No.2393375

>>2393200

>>2393216
>>2393234
>>2393240
>>2393246
>>2393260
>>2393287

>You're about to tell her you hid in the closet when there's a knock at the boutique door.
>"Oh! It seems I have another customer. Here are your clothes, feel free to come downstairs when you're ready, whoever it is they'll understand you're a fellow customer.
>Through some feat of luck, you're spared having to explain yourself. For now.

>You don your clothes and are about to head downstairs when Rarity comes charging back up them, a look of terror on her face.
>"No! No no no nononononono," she whispers frantically, shoving you back into the upper hallway, knocking you to the floor with her momentum.
>You're about to ask why the hell she just tackled you when she puts a hoof to your mouth, "No! Be quiet! They'll hear you!"
>She looks over her shoulder, and laughs very, very loudly, and nervously, "O-oops, silly me I tripped on the stairs, haha haha!"
>You remove her hoof from your face and ask in a whisper who it is.
>Her pupils dilate a little further, her nose scrunching as she looks down at you.

>"My parents, they're back!"

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:27
No.2393399

Anonymous No.2393399 06/06/12(Wed)01:27 No.2393399

>>2393375
DOOM HAS COME TO THIS PLANET

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:27
No.2393406

Anonymous No.2393406 06/06/12(Wed)01:27 No.2393406

>>2393375
Well... hmm.

I'm sure whatever God there is, he's getting a big laugh out of this.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:27
No.2393407

Anonymous No.2393407 06/06/12(Wed)01:27 No.2393407

>>2393375
Oh Aspierant...

Inform Rarity that Sweetie Belle will inevitably mention everything that took place prior to now, so lying to her parents is folly.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:27
No.2393416

Anonymous No.2393416 06/06/12(Wed)01:27 No.2393416

>>2393375
The Horror.
Well, there aren't any trees next to the windows, are there?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:27
No.2393422

Anonymous No.2393422 06/06/12(Wed)01:27 No.2393422

>>2393375
Alright, I've done this before. Here's what you do.

Walk slowly and quietly ALONG THE WALL to avoid creaky floorboard, and get the the farthest point in the building from where they are. Go through door. Close it quietly. Get your ass to the window, and throw it out. Try not to hit the ground too hard.

Run like fuck.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:27
No.2393423

Anonymous No.2393423 06/06/12(Wed)01:27 No.2393423

>>2393407
This
We're only delaying the inevitable

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:29
No.2393457

Anonymous No.2393457 06/06/12(Wed)01:29 No.2393457

>>2393422
>We do that
>fail roll
>break our neck
>game over
Let's try this as a last resort okay?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:30
No.2393469

Anonymous No.2393469 06/06/12(Wed)01:30 No.2393469

>>2393375
Do this >>2393407.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:30
No.2393479

Anonymous No.2393479 06/06/12(Wed)01:30 No.2393479

>>2393375
>
>>2393407

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:30
No.2393483

Anonymous No.2393483 06/06/12(Wed)01:30 No.2393483

Actually, you know, we have an easy out.
We simply stopped by to check on our order. Rarity was kind enough to let us use her restroom before we left, and you had just caught us on the way out.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:32
No.2393508

Anonymous No.2393508 06/06/12(Wed)01:32 No.2393508

>>2393483
We can lie
We can escape
But there's Sweetie and Scoot.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:32
No.2393513

Anonymous No.2393513 06/06/12(Wed)01:32 No.2393513

>>2393483
Like they would let us leave just like that.

>>2393407
Sounds reasonable

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:32
No.2393519

Anonymous No.2393519 06/06/12(Wed)01:32 No.2393519

>>2393508
We're not technically lying, though. Originally we had come over yesterday to check on our order. We just never left.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:34
No.2393567

Anonymous No.2393567 06/06/12(Wed)01:34 No.2393567

>>2393519
You know we can only have these problems with Rarity
No other Waifuquest would't have this. Maybe Twiligh with Celestia but even that's a bit unreasonable

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:35
No.2393576

Anonymous No.2393576 06/06/12(Wed)01:35 No.2393576

>>2393519
In TLRu Applejack got ripped for being dishonest without explicitly lying.

Let's follow that logic since it's just going to come back and bite us in the ass at one point or another. Why cause problems when there doesn't have to be any? It'll just put more strain on a potential relationship we and Rarity might have in the future.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:36
No.2393598

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2393598 06/06/12(Wed)01:36 No.2393598

>>2393375

>>2393406
>>2393399
>>2393407
>>2393416
>>2393422
>>2393423
>>2393479

>You ask her what the problem is, you're a customer after all.
>"Two times in three days? No, no it's far too suspicious, I'll never hear the end of it!"
>You ask again, what's the problem? Sweetie Belle is going to tell them that you've been hanging around eventually. Why not tell them herself?
>She takes a deep breath and sighs, "Y-you're right. They'll find out sooner or later." She bites her lip as she thinks, "What do I tell them? How do I explain?"
>She looks into your eyes as though searching for an answer, "You'll...you'll go down there and talk to them with me, right? Right?"

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:36
No.2393611

Anonymous No.2393611 06/06/12(Wed)01:36 No.2393611

>>2393567
MLPG's nature means we are going to have a gigantic problem during Applejack Quest.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:36
No.2393615

Anonymous No.2393615 06/06/12(Wed)01:36 No.2393615

>>2393567
This would make Rarity Quest be the hard mode of the game but I'm sure that Aspirant will find a way to fuck with us in the next ones too

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:37
No.2393619

Anonymous No.2393619 06/06/12(Wed)01:37 No.2393619

>>2393598
Well of course.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:37
No.2393623

Anonymous No.2393623 06/06/12(Wed)01:37 No.2393623

>>2393598
"Of course."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:37
No.2393633

Anonymous No.2393633 06/06/12(Wed)01:37 No.2393633

>>2393598
Of course. What could possibly go wrong?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:37
No.2393636

Anonymous No.2393636 06/06/12(Wed)01:37 No.2393636

>>2393598
"Of course, Rarity." in deep baritone.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:38
No.2393656

Anonymous No.2393656 06/06/12(Wed)01:38 No.2393656

>>2393611
>AJQUEST
>Aspirant start's writing the intro
>not even post it and already have 20 replies of anal

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:38
No.2393661

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2393661 06/06/12(Wed)01:38 No.2393661

>>2393598

>>2393619
>>2393623
>>2393633
>>2393636

>"Of course," you reply, making her smile despite her panicked state.
>"Good, I...I knew I could count on you. But what do we tell them?"

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:39
No.2393673

Anonymous No.2393673 06/06/12(Wed)01:39 No.2393673

>>2393656
I was thinking more along the lines of us somehow changing our sights from AJ to Big Mac, but that could happen too.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:39
No.2393689

Anonymous No.2393689 06/06/12(Wed)01:39 No.2393689

>>2393661
"The truth?"

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:40
No.2393698

Anonymous No.2393698 06/06/12(Wed)01:40 No.2393698

>>2393661

Tell them that you stayed over to help with the CMC's sleepover.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:40
No.2393705

Anonymous No.2393705 06/06/12(Wed)01:40 No.2393705

>>2393661
>>2393689

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:40
No.2393723

Anonymous No.2393723 06/06/12(Wed)01:40 No.2393723

>>2393661
That I'm a customer that was interested in seeing how progress with my suit was going?
It's nothing that big Rarity.
Calm down

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:41
No.2393728

Anonymous No.2393728 06/06/12(Wed)01:41 No.2393728

>>2393689
... what the fuck IS the truth? I don't even know what's going on with us and rares right now.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:42
No.2393762

Anonymous No.2393762 06/06/12(Wed)01:42 No.2393762

>>2393598
TRUE TO YOUR HEART YOU MUST BE TRUE TO YOUR HEART

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:42
No.2393766

Anonymous No.2393766 06/06/12(Wed)01:42 No.2393766

>>2393728
THE TRUTH IS RARITY WILL HAVE TO DECIDE WHAT THAT IS AND IT MAKES THING INTERESTING.

Because we will add when she questions us: "They are your parents, you will know what to say to them."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:43
No.2393783

Anonymous No.2393783 06/06/12(Wed)01:43 No.2393783

>>2393661
That Sweetie ran into us on the street on our way to your shop, and once we were here she and her friends asked if we could stay and help with the Sleepover. Since you agreed, we decided to stay.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:43
No.2393798

Anonymous No.2393798 06/06/12(Wed)01:43 No.2393798

Shit I have to leave
Well good luck guys
Try not to get bad end

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:46
No.2393875

Anonymous No.2393875 06/06/12(Wed)01:46 No.2393875

>>2383761
We've met her parent's twice, slept at her place, and we still haven't had that date we were promised.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:47
No.2393910

Anonymous No.2393910 06/06/12(Wed)01:47 No.2393910

>>2393875
That just means that next session we will have to demand it or we'll revolt.
Though we did have that nice lunch the first session.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:50
No.2393968

Anonymous No.2393968 06/06/12(Wed)01:50 No.2393968

Why do I have the feeling that this will end up longer than Pinkie Quest?

I like it

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:51
No.2393984

Anonymous No.2393984 06/06/12(Wed)01:51 No.2393984

>>2393968
Aspirant implied it was going to be a lot shorter.

Not that I mind a long quest, I've been fapping for hours and show no sings of spilling over just yet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:53
No.2394036

Anonymous No.2394036 06/06/12(Wed)01:53 No.2394036

>>2393984
You get off to being completely beta and embarsed with no hope of sexual payoff?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:53
No.2394042

Anonymous No.2394042 06/06/12(Wed)01:53 No.2394042

>>2393984
Didn't he say that in the end we'll dictate how long it will be through our actions?
I also wouldn't mind it if it was longer
We've still got a full summer ahead

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)01:54
No.2394052

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2394052 06/06/12(Wed)01:54 No.2394052

>>2393661

>"Uh, how about the truth?"
>She stiffens a bit, biting her lower lip once again, "But...that is....I-I mean...it's not that simple..."
>"I mean, I stopped to check on my outfit, brought you lunch, and helped watch over the CMC for a night. They won't take that poorly, will they?"
>Her cheeks tint red and she laughs nervously, "N-no, I think they'll take that fine. I-I'm just over thinking things, yes, that's it. We'll tell them that. Thank you."
>Rarity lifts herself up off of you, allowing you to stand, as she heads back downstairs, her face still tinged red as you follow.

>No sooner does she enter the ground floor than you hear her mother speak, "Rarity? Are you alright? Your cheeks are rather red...."
>Shortly after she says that, you come into view, causing her to smile in your direction.
>"..Oh, I think I see why."
>"Well, well, look who it is!" Her father chimes in, walking over to you, "How's it going champ? Treating my daughter alright I hope?"
>"Father, please..." Rarity groans
>"Oops, sorry, I'll lay off the jokes this time," he smiles sheepishly at Rarity, "So, whatcha doin' here bucko?"

>You and Rarity explain what went on yesterday, getting smiles and nods of approval from both her parents.
>"Ha, real nice fella isn't he? Takin care of the girls like that."
>"And he's cute to boot!" Rarity's mother swoons, "You've done good finding him Rarity. Mamma's proud!"
>"M-mother, please, i-it's not-"
>"Oh don't you 'it's not what you think,' me, missy. I know these things when I see them."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:54
No.2394059

Anonymous No.2394059 06/06/12(Wed)01:54 No.2394059

>>2394042
>I also wouldn't mind it if it was longer
THATS WHAT SHE SAID

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:55
No.2394089

Anonymous No.2394089 06/06/12(Wed)01:55 No.2394089

>>2394052
Let's shuffle uncomfortably on our feet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:56
No.2394098

Anonymous No.2394098 06/06/12(Wed)01:56 No.2394098

>>2394052
Smile confidently, don't give away any sheepish behaviours.

Mention to the parents you are really excited about how the suit will look and tell them they have a very talented daughter.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:57
No.2394121

Anonymous No.2394121 06/06/12(Wed)01:57 No.2394121

>>2394098
I think it's best if we let Rarity take lead for the moment.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:59
No.2394162

Anonymous No.2394162 06/06/12(Wed)01:59 No.2394162

>>2394052
"I think your daughter would know, too." Smile and nod.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)01:59
No.2394164

Anonymous No.2394164 06/06/12(Wed)01:59 No.2394164

>>2394121
Actually yeah, let her argue the toss or finally admit she wants pink human dick in her.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)02:02
No.2394221

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2394221 06/06/12(Wed)02:02 No.2394221

>>2394052

>>2394089
>>2394098
>>2394162
>>2394164

>You sit silently for the most part, not wanting to cause a misunderstanding. But when the parents look at you, you smile back and tell them you're excited for your outfit. Rarity is very talented, after all.
>Rarity smiles at your compliment, and her parents nod their heads.
>"He even knows when to lay it on, eh?"
>"Just look at him Rarity! Why, if I were a single mare your age...."
>"Mother!"
>"Well, if he waits long enough, Sweetie might be chasing him next," her father chimes in, unable to resist laughing raucously.
>A hoof slams on a worktable and everyone's eyes go to Rarity, her teeth clenched momentarily before she understands what she's done and regains her posture.
>Nobody says anything, not wanting to break the awkward silence now hanging in the room.

What do

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:04
No.2394259

Anonymous No.2394259 06/06/12(Wed)02:04 No.2394259

>>2394221
Perhaps it's time we made our exit. Or perhaps some tea.
Or, you know, there's this lovely little Wrap stall just a little ways away...

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:04
No.2394269

Anonymous No.2394269 06/06/12(Wed)02:04 No.2394269

>>2394221
Ask if anyone wants a drink.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:06
No.2394299

Anonymous No.2394299 06/06/12(Wed)02:06 No.2394299

>>2394259
Our suit isn't ready yet. We are waiting until it's done, then Rarity wants us to go on another date.
>>2394221
Offer to fix a couple of drinks. Ask if the father wants anything alcoholic. Drinking with the dad is a very good door opener into his heart.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:06
No.2394315

Anonymous No.2394315 06/06/12(Wed)02:06 No.2394315

>>2394259
I like this idea.

Lets head out for lunch.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:07
No.2394329

Anonymous No.2394329 06/06/12(Wed)02:07 No.2394329

>>2394299
Alcohol? It's not even noon yet, though, isn't it? Drinking this early might be a bad thing to do.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:08
No.2394362

Anonymous No.2394362 06/06/12(Wed)02:08 No.2394362

>>2394329
A single drink with the dad isn't going to send you into a drunken escapade with him. It's just a drink.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)02:11
No.2394406

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2394406 06/06/12(Wed)02:11 No.2394406

>>2394221

>>2394259
>>2394269
>>2394299
>>2394315

>You ask if anyone wants a drink, feeling like you could use a stiff one yourself. Or maybe they'd care to grab lunch?
>"We ate before coming over here, thanks. But how about you and me head out for a drink? Let's let the ladies talk it out, yeah?"
>Rarity looks at you with a look that screams "Please, please don't encourage him."

On a side note, we'll try not to go on much longer. Everyone's running out of steam I see, so we should wrap up.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:11
No.2394407

Anonymous No.2394407 06/06/12(Wed)02:11 No.2394407

>>2394362
Never said it was, just that's it's rather gauche to start drinking that early in the day.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:11
No.2394426

Anonymous No.2394426 06/06/12(Wed)02:11 No.2394426

>>2394221
We've lost a lot of time, and don't want to keep Rarity from what she enjoys doing most.

Might stick around to observe her work (and model), if she'd let us?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:12
No.2394440

Anonymous No.2394440 06/06/12(Wed)02:12 No.2394440

>>2394407
I fucking told you.
>>2394406
Let's go out with the dad, it could be fun. It's also rude to refuse an offer like that despite his understanding nature.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:13
No.2394451

Anonymous No.2394451 06/06/12(Wed)02:13 No.2394451

>>2394406
That's a wonderful idea. But just one drink. After all, you came to visit and we wouldn't want to steal you away.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:14
No.2394458

Anonymous No.2394458 06/06/12(Wed)02:14 No.2394458

>>2394406
Not losing steam, just doing other things. I've got like eight tabs open and being actively used.

Go with the dad.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:14
No.2394459

Anonymous No.2394459 06/06/12(Wed)02:14 No.2394459

>>2394406
Tell him that's fine, but between now and yesterday we've taken too much time from them. Thank Rarity for letting us use the guestroom, wish them all farewell, and leave.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:14
No.2394461

Anonymous No.2394461 06/06/12(Wed)02:14 No.2394461

>>2394406

Let's go for a drink

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:19
No.2394573

Anonymous No.2394573 06/06/12(Wed)02:19 No.2394573

Actually, let's all leave and let Rarity work.

After our chat with Dad, let's go and find Wraps.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:20
No.2394590

Anonymous No.2394590 06/06/12(Wed)02:20 No.2394590

>>2394573
How about we wrap it up, instead? We've been at this for a little over five hours now, and not everyone can stay the whole thing.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)02:21
No.2394610

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2394610 06/06/12(Wed)02:21 No.2394610

>>2394406

>>2394440
>>2394451
>>2394458
>>2394461

>You agree to go for a drink, Rarity and her mother seeing the two of you off.
>You get outside and Rarity's father starts heading for town, encouraging you to walk beside him as he leads.
>"There's a place here I haven't been to since I first started seeing my wife. Be good to stop in and see how it is, and I doubt you knew it was around here either. Win-win, eh?"
>It's only a few minutes before you get to a small pub. It's open, even though the current time is nearing 1pm.
>He heads over to a semi circle booth with a worn wooden table in the center. Names, dates, and odd symbols are engraved, though you can't really tell what they say since they're so worn.
>A waitress takes your order, Rarity's father ordering beer for the two of you.
>You get your beers and he downs half of his in one go, a satisfied "Aaaah," sounding when he stops.
>You take a sip of your own as he begins talking.
>"You'll have to pardon the wife, I know that must've been hard to sit through. But I'll tell ya straight, you're a good guy. Don't know much about ya, but I've got a good feelin'." He takes another swig before continuing, "She just wants to see Rarity happy, ya know? But, that's if you're even interested in Rarity. You are, right? You can tell me, I won't gab to the girls about it."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:21
No.2394612

Anonymous No.2394612 06/06/12(Wed)02:21 No.2394612

>>2394590
>wrap it up
my sides

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:23
No.2394661

Anonymous No.2394661 06/06/12(Wed)02:23 No.2394661

>>2394610
We aren't sure. We'd bring it up with her after she finished our clothing, but she seems like she might overreact if she doesn't share our feelings.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:24
No.2394663

Anonymous No.2394663 06/06/12(Wed)02:24 No.2394663

>>2394610
She's a very nice young mare, but it's still far too early to say whether or not it would pan out between us. There are hopes and hints, of course, but it's still too early to tell for certain.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:24
No.2394670

Anonymous No.2394670 06/06/12(Wed)02:24 No.2394670

>>2394610
Tell him that you do like her, but it's too early to tell if it's actually going anywhere beyond simple friendship, since it has obviously progressed farther than a simple business relationship of customer and supplier.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:25
No.2394691

Anonymous No.2394691 06/06/12(Wed)02:25 No.2394691

>>2394610
Look off to the sides and think for a second.

"You know, I haven't really put that much thought to it. We actually haven't known eachother that long, but I would definitely enjoy seeing more of her. I'm not entirely sure where we stand at the moment, but we're getting to be pretty good friends if nothing else."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:27
No.2394733

Anonymous No.2394733 06/06/12(Wed)02:27 No.2394733

>>2394610
"She's a very generous and talented individual, anyone would be blessed to consider her as a friend. But I should never impose on such a wonderful pony if she wished to keep things professional."

"You have to understand that all this stemmed from an almost random encounter between us. I had brought in a shirt for repairs, but she was struck with inspiration. Immediately, I saw the fire in her eyes; I could never deny her her life's passion. I don't deny, providing that passion with an outlet gives me joy."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:29
No.2394764

Anonymous No.2394764 06/06/12(Wed)02:29 No.2394764

>>2394733
this this this this this

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:31
No.2394800

Anonymous No.2394800 06/06/12(Wed)02:31 No.2394800

>>2394764
actually it sounds downright autistic.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:33
No.2394822

Anonymous No.2394822 06/06/12(Wed)02:33 No.2394822

>>2394800
If not more than a little gay.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:34
No.2394845

Anonymous No.2394845 06/06/12(Wed)02:34 No.2394845

>>2394822
Yeah. We don't want him thinking we are like on of those Canterlot fruits.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:34
No.2394849

Anonymous No.2394849 06/06/12(Wed)02:34 No.2394849

>>2394822
It wasn't my idea to hide in the closet.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:35
No.2394869

Anonymous No.2394869 06/06/12(Wed)02:35 No.2394869

>>2394849
Hey, the closet was a perfectly viable hiding place.
It totally wasn't a metaphor.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:36
No.2394881

Anonymous No.2394881 06/06/12(Wed)02:36 No.2394881

Getting tired now. 7.36 am.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)02:38
No.2394918

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2394918 06/06/12(Wed)02:38 No.2394918

>>2394610

>>2394661
>>2394663
>>2394670
>>2394691
>>2394733

>You confess you like her and wouldn't mind spending more time with her, and you think she's very talented and has a charming personality.
>"Give it to me in plain terms, son."
>You aren't sure if it's just simple friendship or something more yet. You don't want to rush things, since she's classy and might be easy to scare away.
>At this, he laughs, his laugh booming through the near empty pub, drowning out the light music in the background.
>Finally, he calms down, looking at you with a glint in his eye.
>You continue, the two of you met near randomly and you've only really been spending time with her the past few days. You showed up to have something repaired, not unlike many ponies who have come before.
>"But how many offered to babysit her younger sister? And who would she let actually do so, late at night in her own home? Nobody but her closest friends, at the very least. You say you've only known her a few days, and this is how she acts around you?"
>He chuckles to himself, finishing his drink and encouraging you to finish yours.
>"Mark my words boy, at this very moment my wife is saying the same stuff to her. You'll see."
>With that, he leaves the money for the drinks on the table and leads you out of the pub.
>"Well, I'm going to head back and visit the girl before wife and daughter tear each other apart. You take care, alright?"
>You nod, thanking him for the drink and picking up the tab.
>He just smiles, "Treat her right and we'll be sharing another round."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:40
No.2394956

Anonymous No.2394956 06/06/12(Wed)02:40 No.2394956

>>2394918
Let's stop at the wrap stand for lunch on our way home.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:40
No.2394963

Anonymous No.2394963 06/06/12(Wed)02:40 No.2394963

>>2394918
Close with "It will be on me next time."

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:41
No.2394981

Anonymous No.2394981 06/06/12(Wed)02:41 No.2394981

>>2394963
this.
then
>>2394956

I have a line I want to try.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:42
No.2394990

Anonymous No.2394990 06/06/12(Wed)02:42 No.2394990

>>2394918
Pay for the drink, look for the jacketed mare.

It's time to wrap

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:43
No.2395012

Anonymous No.2395012 06/06/12(Wed)02:43 No.2395012

>>2394963
There we go. That's the parting shot I couldn't think of.
>>2394956
We'd have to things to Wraps. You know if we stop there she's going to give us the third degree.
>>2394990
Drinks are already payed for.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:44
No.2395046

Anonymous No.2395046 06/06/12(Wed)02:44 No.2395046

>>2395012
>We'd have to things to
urgh, it's late. Forgetting entire words now.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)02:45
No.2395048

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2395048 06/06/12(Wed)02:45 No.2395048

>>2394918

>>2394956
>>2394963
>>2394990
>>2394981

>"It'll be on me next time," you reply.
>He laughs, "That's the spirit! Go get 'er tiger."
>The two of you part ways, and you decide to seek out the wraps mare.

>You search around the area of town she was in last time, and spot her cart at a different junction.
>She's not there, however. It's a different mare, one with a pink body and light blue mane, compared to the original wrap mares cream body and dark chestnut mane.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:46
No.2395078

Anonymous No.2395078 06/06/12(Wed)02:46 No.2395078

>>2395048
Looks like we're heading straight home, then.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:48
No.2395103

Anonymous No.2395103 06/06/12(Wed)02:48 No.2395103

>>2395048
Ask for her colleague. With less dick swinging, hopefully.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:48
No.2395108

Anonymous No.2395108 06/06/12(Wed)02:48 No.2395108

>>2395048
Walk up, order a wrap. Ask what's in them.
When done, tell her to tell the other mare we said 'hi'.

>>2395078
Where are we staying this time, again? We have our own place or are we staying under the staircase at the library like usual?

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:48
No.2395110

Anonymous No.2395110 06/06/12(Wed)02:48 No.2395110

>>2395048

Ask her if she knows the other Wrap Mare

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:48
No.2395121

Anonymous No.2395121 06/06/12(Wed)02:48 No.2395121

>>2395048
Stop there for a wrap anyways. Don't mention the other mare unless she is mentioned.

Anonymous
06/06/12(Wed)02:49
No.2395133

Anonymous No.2395133 06/06/12(Wed)02:49 No.2395133

>>2395108
We've got our own place. On the edge of town, if memory serves.

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq
06/06/12(Wed)02:52
No.2395207

Aspirant !!UmjxqskgtOq No.2395207 06/06/12(Wed)02:52 No.2395207

>>2395048

>>2395078
>>2395103
>>2395121
>>2395110
>>2395108

>You approach the cart and order a wrap, specifically the one gifted to you for Rarity from last time. It's time to find out if the wrap had something not intended to be in it.
>"Good choice! It's a perfect time of day for Midsummer's Sleep wrap!"
>A what.
>She looks at you confusedly, "Didn't you know that's what it was called? It's named that because the flower blend in it is known for making people sleepy, usually leading to a feeling of comfort. It's perfect for people who want to take a nice nap!"

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