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New horse thread.
Sweetie thread MK2
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>rape
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Ah, the freshest of horses.
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old horse...
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>rope
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Rainbow Dash is a very pretty pony
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Thread topic: Slutty mares
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>cape
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GUYS
WHAT IF
GUYS GUYS
WHAT IF
We lay off the rape jokes?
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>>2371203
Darn it, you reminded me of the fanfic someone requested I write. Dash "paying" back Twilight for getting her into the Daring Do books.

I've written a bit for it, but some parts feel excessive and others feel to short.
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>>2371261
Keep your little pone clean anon.
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>>2371261
S-stupid Applejack! It's n-not like I find you more attractive b-before a nice hot shower. S-stupid.
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>>2371261

But, all of them are slutty?
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>>2371270
>He thinks it's a joke
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>>2371270
Heretic.
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>>2371261
slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt slutt
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>>2371297
Pinkie is the slut you retard
And Rarity is the whore
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>>2371276
>Darn it, you reminded me of the fanfic someone requested I write. Dash "paying" back Twilight for getting her into the Daring Do books.
>Darn it, you reminded me of the fanfic someone requested I write. Dash "paying" back Twilight for getting her into the Daring Do books.
oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man oh man OH MAN
You're actually writing it?!
Sweeeeet!
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>>2371285
It's worse than a joke, it's just saying the word completely devoid of context, as if it were literally meaningless.
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so is everything back online
alright?
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>>2371276
Unf.
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Taking drawing request
Will draw anything
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>>2371319
>not knowing where >rape came from
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>2371328
Twirity
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>>2371261
Even the sluttiest mare would never touch you with a shitty stick.
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Would you pony milk from a pony milk machine?
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superior marshmallow.

superior human.

on your knees before Thickity.
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>>2371328
Draw Sweetie eating a giant hamburger.
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>>2371209
I shall also
>rape
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>>2371342
Shit man, there was a line leading outside of the damn restaurant when my Wendy's got one of those.
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>The pony will sell for $19.99 at San Diego Comic-Con and this year's My Little Pony Fair and Convention, slated for July 7-8 in Orlando. If you're not going to either event, note that a limited number will be available at www.hasbrotoyshop.com after both conventions.

GUYS WE NEED TO SEND A HORSEFUCKER CONTINGENT TO ONE OR THE OTHER

DRESS CODES STRICTLY ENFORCED
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>>2371328
Scootaloo sleeping in the gutter
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>>2371342
>Each button has the name of a different pony
Which button would you press?
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>>2371328
Rarity taking Twilight on a night on the town for their one year anniversary
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>>2371370

>muffins on the box art

how does this make you feel MLPG?
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>>2371211
I want this but I can't attend Comic-Con and I'm sure bronies will drive the prices sky-high on eBay.
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>>2371325
>>2371318
It's not a fapfic. I kinda took it seriously. Do you want me to post what I have?
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>Don't have to go to the con to get Derpy toy.
>Don't have to expose powerlevel.
>Can just order it online.
>Hasbro ships it in a box covered in pony.
>Fuck.
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So long panka
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>>2371391
Please do.
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>>2371386
Indifferent
We created that
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>>2371386
indifferent
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>>2371396
Now throw the fat pig
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>>2371370
>Business suits and horse masks.
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>>2371370
This is the only piece of pony merchandise I would ever consider buying.
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>>2371386
fanservice in my fanservice character?
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>>2371361
>mfw I work at Wendy's.
>mfw we're getting one of these in the near future
>mfw this makes me realize that it's going to increase customer volume
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>>2371370
>If you're not going to either event, note that a limited number will be available at www.hasbrotoyshop.com after both conventions.

Time to camp.
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>>2371386
More canon than some of the toys.
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>>2371370

they have to wear shirts with Swastikas on them.
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Time for a foot fetish!
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>>2371414
>and Lyra bags
Surely hipaopiop would make some for the horsefucker praetorian guard?
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>>2371370

Going to buy one just so I can jack off on it.
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>>2371414
of course, gotta keep it classy
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>>2371448
No
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>>2371448
yessss
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>>2371448
Ponies don't have feet.
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>>2371450
We would expect no less.
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DORKS
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>>2371448
no, post more cute pone
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>>2371471
sure they do!
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>>2371467
>>2371448
They're never even cute feet. They're like man feet.
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>>2371480
My little pone>your little pone.
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>>2371467
Hmmm
No
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>>2371279
That fucking scene is just so fucking adorable.
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>>2371490
No. No they don't. Sorry Anon.
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>>2371464
i wish to blow rasberries into that tummy.
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>>2371480
>poniruru
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>>2371500
Bonus.
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>>2371497
yes!
fucker!
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>>2371500
ha ha time for best ship
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>anthro
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>>2371273
I suppose it'll remain a mystery
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>>2371518

As an anon with a raging foot fetish, I've got to say that I've got a raging boner and would hate for you to stop
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>>2371518
NO
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>>2371348
Sad that there's no humanized art of thick Rarity.
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If there's one fetish I don't understand, it might be feet fetish.
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>>2371533
...I know why everyone likes her now. She's an innocent Chain Chomp Chan.
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>>2371507
>tfw have to draw the demon twins/mlp crossover now
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>>2371518
nigger I will fight you with fatties if I have to
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>>2371494
PACCE

CARROTDERPY WHEN
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>>2371544
Unf.
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>>2371544
YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
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>>2371533
oh you bastard~
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>>2371542
And yet it's possibly the most common fetish there is. For whatever reason, the human brain picks up on feet as a sexual signal. Weird, I know.
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>>2371541
You mean art of Rarity being stupid?
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>>2371338
Here ya go.
NEXT PLS.
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>>2371576
10/10
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>tfw people keep calling a partialism a fetish.
If it's still attached to a living body, it's a partialism. If you collect feet for whatever nefarious purpose, it's a fetish.
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>>2371542
They're part of the body. The whole body can be sexy. What's not to get?
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>>2371576
Pinkie Pie as a tree
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>>2371553
Busy.
Later.
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>>2371511
>"Your so careless, Applejack."
>"You are going to ruin that beautiful body of yours."
>"Uuh, beg your pardon?"
>"Mane! Going to ruin that beautiful mane of yours!"
>"Ahehhe..."
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>>2371583

>That feel when you're autistic
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>>2371568
>doesn't have a foot fetish
>does however have all the weird fetishes like farts for example
ffffffffff
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>>2371546
>Trixie tries to teleport Snips and Snails away from her
>Trixie screws up the spell
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>>2371581
That one was easy.
NEXT PLS.
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>>2371583
Yes, I know, but most peeps have no clue what "partialism" means.
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>>2371583
Don't be such a stickler, you know what we fucking mean, and how the word is used in common colloquial speech.
If you intentionally ignore the vernacular you've only got yourself to blame.
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>>2371568
I have mose everything but a foot fetish.
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>>2371518
These always look like it's the same pair of feet every time. And it never matches the art style.

I know fetishes lower your standards from experience but surely there's better ponyfeet out there.
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>>2371599
Fluttershy blowing up a balloon
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>>2371591
OK.
WILL WAIT.
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>>2371599
Jesus pone
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>>2371391
>It's not a fapfic
I... actually never really intended for the request to be for one.
I literally meant just Dash taking Twilight out to do something fun or cool or something because the idea sounds incredibly cute.
Also, do whatever you wanna do. If you wanna wait to finish what you have, go right ahead. If you wanna get feedback, post away.
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>>2371602
Well this is the first time I'm seeing it and I'm pretty sure I already know what it means.
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i want to jack off to horses right now but i just cant find anything good. anyone have a nice gelding fic or futa horse pictures.
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>>2371598
aw yiss
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>>2371594
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>>2371594

>your
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>>2371583
>Zecora has a foot fetish
>and a claw fetish
>and a hoof fetish
>and a wing fetish
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Jesus Christ, what's wrong with 4chan lately?
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>>2371621
>Gelding fic.
>The sound effects.
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>>2371622
mutha
fukin
breadcrumbs
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>>2371632
People are on it. Same problem with everything else.
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>>2371632
E3 exploded /v/.
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>>2371632
>lately
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>>2371630
Oh you.
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>>2371642
>4chan is yet another misanthropic metaphor for life
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>>2371533

GG does Gillou like girls
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>>2369269
Heya, if you're still here, where abouts did you download Krita? The website's links don't work.
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>>2371629
>RCH
>In charge of using English properly.
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>>2371630
>Marxpony demonstrates capitalism's inherently fetishistic nature
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>>2371659
No, wait, I'm retarded.
It was right there.
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>>2371630

>gee, Zecora, are you okay? you seem kinda distracted.

no, little pony, something is wrong.
everything i see... just turns me on!
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>>2371644
Seemed like it started going to shit a few days before E3. Yeah it's worse now but it seemed to start right after the DDoS
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>>2371674
ya beefed it
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>>2371615
That's a great picture and made me smile.
Soooo thanks!
I'll keep trying to write. Though I still don't see what you folks see in this stuff.
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>>2371618
>>2371391
Here you go, A Day at the Races. Starring Twilight and Rainbow Dash.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1UKxLKZnB7xTMXYuWzMlLuM8mvCVR9rhU4z7ocbvc5pg/edit

It's still a rough.
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>>2371622
>Trixie tries to get them out for a few hours, but the can't manage to make the spell work
>she gives up with the kicking stops
>she burps
>Celestia help her but those two colts tasted good
>she licks her lips and peaks out of her cart, looking for another pony
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>>2371695
Ok lets do this.
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>>2371538
YESYESYESYES
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>>2371706
At least do hooves or something
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>>2371694
It's >cute and it has a good dynamic, even if it's all fanon.
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>>2371706
Anyone remember those pictures Megasweet (I think it was Megasweet) did last year that were like humanized versions of the cast kicking you in the balls while you masturbated or something?
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>>2371543
>...I know why everyone likes her now. She's an innocent Chain Chomp Chan.
I don't know what you're on about
they've got nothing in common
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>>2371594
>>2371594
>>2371594

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OxjsMqBr1x
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>>2371715
>>2371706

err
Hooves?
never mind, feet are ok
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>>2371706
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>>2371743
OctoPinkie is adorable, that was a good couple of days.
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>>2371730

Does Gillou have a little brother or any family at all?
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>>2371725
someone plz respond
I don't want to believe that I just imagined that
That would make me some sort of sicko
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>>2371738
Whats the matter.
Don't wanna touch the subject of hooves?
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Puppy love is the best kind.
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>>2371757
Yeah, its a shame nasse ded
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>>2371730
oh jeez
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>>2371695
Cute!
Dialogue could definitely use a bit more polish though.
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>>2371730
Sweet Jesus that tongue

You make the best characters
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>>2371758
no
she is all alone
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>>2371730
Damn it Weaver
Why are you doing this to me
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>>2371738
Boobs are okay too, right?
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>>2371778
>Sweet Jesus that tongue
Forget the tongue, look at those LIPS.
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>>2371785
Damn tree nymphs, unashamed hussies
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>>2371717
Well I mean, they're background characters, so I kinda just make them up.
It's pretty much OCs with familiar faces stamped on them.
And the only main fanon I attributed to them is Derpy doing mail. I guess you could call LyraBon fanon if you're a jerk.
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>>2371783
I'm into feminizing guys and putting my cock in them, but somehow doing that to spike seems wrong.
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>>2371789
>anthro
fuck you
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>>2371789
boobs on pone is like eating a medium rare filet mignion with ketchup
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>>2371725

yes, and it was only Dash pressing her foot against your crotch.
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>>2371699
unf
She crosses paths with Twilight. Does she get her revenge?
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>>2371743
I prefer Flutterpus
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>>2371785
>Nymphs are cunts and won't give her the time of day.
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>>2371608
I like how this one turned out
NEXT PLS.
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>>2371763

I agree.
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>>2371797
Yeah. I might to wearing him as a cocksock, but the poor guy gets shit on enough by life without having the wear a maid's dress and suck people off.
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>>2371831
hahaha
do Charles V of the Holy Roman Empire as a pony
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>>2371733

>"D'jyou hear that?"
>"Why, whatever do you mean?"
>"Coulda swore I heard a banjer comin' from somewhere..."
>"I didn't hear anything..."
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>>2371831
That is not the balloon I had in mind.
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So, MLPG
Are you going to spaghetticon?
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>>2371838
>implying that isn't exactly what he wants
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>>2371763
I agree.
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>>2371805
Would Fluttershy kill you if you ruined a piece of meat like that?
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>>2371774
Thanks. I did rush the dialogue. I was working on this shortly after the Friend-Off.
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>>2371831
You are my nigger now.
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>>2371850
Spike is so confused about his identity that doing that to him would probably just break him.
unf
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>>2371849
I would rather:
Spray pepper spray in my face
Not go on MLPG for a month
Eat 10 Live spiders
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>>2371849
I will be selling stuff there.
Not my stuff because, ya know, I can't art.
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>>2371850
Maids turn me off so I'd do my best to try and improve his self confidence and self image so he didn't feel like serving others was the only thing he was good for.
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>>2371849
>not going to the REAL Spaghetticon 2012
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>>2371880
wat are you going to sell?
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>>2371785

>>2371650
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>be Spike
>every colt in town has a cock that's five times bigger than yours
>except Snips he's only twice your size
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>>2371896
I will be helping LK and I'll be selling art prints and a comic compilation from Max who hats you.
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>>2371868

i'd do it. i'd introduce him to a whole new world of pleasure that he didn't even know existed.

maid outfit, lacy panties, diamond sound (that i borrowed from Rarity), the lot of it.
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>>2371841
I had no idea what to do.
NEXT PLS
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>>2371909
>tfw you're Snips and you're going to get gelded because you're a stupid, fat, ugly piece of shit
nonononono we're not going down that road again
unless you want to, anon-kun
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>>2371921
ask her if she hats us
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>>2371925
MLPG what are you doing to me
I think I can jerk off to dragons now
fuck
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>>2371921
Ok.
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>>2371909
>bid your time and make a list of all the colts that make fun of your size
>come back fifty years later and eat them
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>>2371933
ya did it! yay!
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>>2371900
She's mostly interested in boys I think
not that she gets much attention either way
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>>2371925
>diamond sound
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>>2371933
Squigglekicker lezzing out
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>>2371925
>diamond sound
Are you sure you didn't mean sandraker?
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>>2371971
I probably would a Gillou. I don't know why.
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are there any futa diamond tiara fics or pictures? really, i will take anything at all no matter how awful. her dad forcing her in bunny suit incest would be a huge plus.
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>>2371976
>wasn't here last night
It's urethral sounding, not the aural experience.
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>>2371997
>her dad forcing her in bunny suit incest would be a huge plus.
never change, MLPG
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>>2371997
>forced bunny suit incest

not sure how to feel about this
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>>2371948
With all her heart.
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>>2371966
watdafuq, man.
NEXT PLS
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>>2371997
>her dad forcing her in bunny suit incest would be a huge plus.
There is nothing on this and I am very dissapointed by that fact.
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>>2372017
Your favorite Pony
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>>2372017
scootaloo beefing it
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>>2372018
>>2372014
>>2372011

The closest we're going to get on this
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>>2371925
>Diamond sound

Solid, or...
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>>2372015
Was that recent? It looks kinda mad.
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>>2372027

solid as a rock. he gets off when i say he does.
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>>2372032
>tfw hulk hats us, too
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>>2372044
Cruel, man.
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>>2372032
Well, it's the hulk.
Also, if I stream Godzilla vs Biolante, will anyone want to watch?
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>>2372047
>>2372032
FUCK
I meant >bad
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>>2372015
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>>2372053

gotta be cruel to be kind.
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>>2372025
Here another. He did a nfw version, which I cannot find.
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>>2372058
We made her hat us. It's our own damn fault.
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>>2372064
Is it enchanted so that you are the only one that can remove it? Does it get bigger if he cums while it's inside?
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So I was going through puu.sh and found this.

>window title

Who made this and why
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>>2371992
>I probably would a Gillou. I don't know why.
she's probably pretty desperate
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>>2372067
What kind of a parent names their little colt 'Filthy' anyway? That's just mean.
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>>2372023
>>2372023
I literally just did that, so here she is as a mouse,
NEXT PLS
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I COME HOME
IN THE MORNING LIGHT
MY MOTHER SAYS
"WHEN YOU GONNA LIVE YOUR LIFE RIGHT?"
OH MOMMA DEAR, WE'RE NOT THE FORTUNATE ONES
AND GIRLS - THEY WANNA HAVE FUN
GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUUUUUN
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>>2372064
Oh, but just think of the possibilities. If you're going the full-on maido route, having him clean up after his constantly drooling hemipenes might be just what the doctor ordered.
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>>2372076
9 DEEP 8 U
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>>2372078
I think is the worst name in the show.
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>>2372080
Pony Putting a Lightbulb in her butt and it glows
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>>2372080
sweetie belle beefing it
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>>2372067
find it immediately.

my special talent is being able to fap to extremely bad porn pictures.
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>>2372055
I think she did it in 15 minutes or something out of boredom.
I like this one better.
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>>2372077
I should probably be insulted by that implication.
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>>2372085
But he is so small he'd hardly produce anything.
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>>2372099
This one is definitely better.
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>>2372108
You've never been with a dragon, have you?
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>>2372080
Scootaloo buttplug
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>>2372080
>scootaloo
>favorite pony
you and I are alike
we are a rare breed
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>>2372105
She just assumes the only way any guy will ever go on a date with her is if they get something out of it
because well c'mon, you know why by now
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>>2372085

oh, but he is constantly drooling semen. just not his semen.
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>>2372119
Yeah! And you get to count scootanon in your company. So there's that.
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>>2372076
http://pizzalover53.deviantart.com/art/Cheerilee-s-Gmod-Ponies-for-Blender-Ver-2-0-270559909
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>>2372119
She's my favorite CMC, but not favorite pony
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>>2372108
We'd obviously need to change that.
I'm sure Zecora can provide us with a number of potions with any number of desired effects
>tfw Jalm's quest died
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>>2372137
He doesn't count.
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>>2372127
I wish to assure her of her beauty.
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>>2372115
He's a baby dragon. He has a lot to grow in to, but that's all in the future. Featherweight probably jizzes more than he does.
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>>2371971
I regret nothing
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>>2372127
But fat chicks need love too!
But they gotta pay
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>>2372127
Would she be surprised if you told her you'd go on a date with her no strings attached? All that's required is she have a good time.
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>>2372127
Somebody needs to lift her up and make her feel good about herself and then drop her like the disgusting sack of shit she is
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I am not gay. Why are all you guys so gay? Don't you want to arouse me?
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>>2372193
I too want an answer to this question
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>>2372193
Clearly the problem here is with you
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>>2372193
I am not gay, man.
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>>2372191

and then she descends into the ravening monster she was always supposed to be
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>>2372191
You are evil.
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>>2372152
Jalm managed to turn Spike from something I'd fuck to something I wouldn't touch with a 30-foot pole. Everything except the fact that's he's futa turns me off and screams that he's going to be a problem we need to solve if we get out of hell with our soul intact.
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>>2372206
Why are you always corrupting things of beauty?
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>>2372112
Well ya know, effort and all that jazz.

Anyway, Godzilla movie if anyone wants.
http://www.livestream.com/themustacheride
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Make one! I'll consider every single one before I start doing it!
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>>2372234
This >>2371351
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>>2372234
Twilight and Spike playing battleship
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>>2372207
Hey, i'm not the one creating and drawing sad sap characters. But that doesn't mean I have to hate it.
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>>2372127

Are there other swamp things out there, or is Gillou unique?
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>>2372234
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>>2372234
Draw Applejack defending her propertah with an old-fashioned musket.
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>>2372204
>>2372193
>>2372198
A few months ago I got banned because of some error with 4chanx (I'm still too scared to use quickreply again because it was a bitch getting the ban lifted).
So I went on the IRC and explained my problem. Some other guy was there for the same problem (banned for possible spambot). One of the mods there made a joke about how this other guy was probably banned because the server knew he jerked off to the ponies -- the pink one, especially.
Dude flipped shit all over the chat. I didn't say anything since, you know, I'm not a spaz. It was funny to me.
That just reminded me of that a little.
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>>2372191
No. You've got to raise her up just enough to put out for you but keep her down low enough that she thinks you're the only man that could love her. Use her to bust a nut occasionally and for other stuff while seeing more attractive girls behind her back. If she catches you just pretend to be sorry. She still believe that you're the only one that could love a monster like her so she'll forgive you. Over and over and over.
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>>2372234
Draw Thunderlane and Big Mac playing with dolls.
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>>2372234
The CMCs beefing it.
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>>2372193
Gay and bi people are the only ones that ever respond to me when I post fetish stuff. You have to give a little if you want a little you lazy fucks.
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>>2372272
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>>2372272
That is kind of misogynist.
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>>2372272
I was wrong. YOU'RE the evil one. Like that guy who wants to manipulate Pinkie and break up the CMC's friendship.
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>>2372217

things decay. i just like to speed up the process a bit.
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>>2372234
ponify this!
Have it say "Thanks OP I came on pone she neigh at penis"
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>>2372312
The more beautiful and pure something is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.
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>>2372089
Here you go.
NO MORE PLS.
I hope you all enjoyed my drawings
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>>2372312
I hope you never make it to poneworld.
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>>2372309
It's so easy being evil
This is the life you see
The devil tips his hat to me

>>2372308
I suppose it is a little. Then again if I was gay it wouldn't be. I just happen to be straight and doing it to a girl.

>>2372292
Don't look at me like that Twilight. It makes me want to do it to you too.
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>>2372234

Applejack as a dragon fucking a Buick.
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>>2372331

>implying i'm not there now

there is nowhere that Her servants cannot reach.
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>>2372234
Body swap between Fluttershy and Dash
some day
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>>2372339
That's the thing, though...
It's not the sort of grandiose evil that's fun and interesting, it's just the sort of banal everyday evil that we see every day. Crosses too much towards reality, ya know?
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>>2372349
Speaking of, do you have any more stuff like this?
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>>2372339
Fuck, now I gotta listen to Voltaire.
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>>2372343
What is it with you and buicks?
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>>2372234
rainbow dash in royal guard uniform
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>>2372349
And I suppose everyone will have been corrupted by the time I get there...
Fooey.
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>>2372365

i looked for a while, it was the only one i could find. sad, really.

i have tons of regular Daemonettes, though.
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would you, MLPG?
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>>2372368
Glad someone knew where it was fun

>>2372361
Someone's been used in the past.
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>>2372361
That makes it even worse, though. Bringing everyday evil to the idyllic pone society, who already have to contend with supernatural villains and shit.
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>>2372220

Fran's character design was so fuckin' lazy...
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>>2372383
Man, I need to learn more about 40k, Slaanesh really speaks to me.

Do any of those novels focus on that part of lore?
I've heard they aren't as bad as you'd expect a book written about a tabletop strategy game to be.
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Anyone have a link to Cosmonaut's fiction? I want to read the dragon story.
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>>2372119
Of course she is my favorite,
Just look at this face,
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>>2372406
From. Not fun. Fuck I'm tired.
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>>2372403
If this were the same time last year I would buy one of each.
As it stands now, no.
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>>2372403
Slip one over my futa waifu's lovely little cock? Of course.
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>>2372339
>Voltaire will never make a pony song.
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>>2372419
This one?
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/12004/1
I was just reading it earlier.
Ponies as dragons is always a good thing.
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>>2372406
>Someone's been used in the past.
No...
Well, not like that.
But I've seen it enough. I've met plenty of men who rely upon that to maintain their awful relationships with women, and it's pretty horrific to watch.
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>>2372416
How so? I kinda liked fran. But maybe it's just my fetish for girl's in bunny ears.
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>>2372432
>getting less fucked-up as time has gone on
What changed, anon?
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>>2372349
>Snarky Bastard is a skubfag
figures
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>>2372441
My dad was like that with my mom. I'd never treat anyone that way.
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>>2372417
Slaanesh is excess, not corruption.
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>>2372462
>I'd never treat anyone that way.
You sound just like him
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>>2372417
>Man, I need to learn more about 40k
Do you really?
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>>2372417

there's a ton of fluff novels. some of them are pretty good. Dan Abnett, specifically (even /co/ loves him), but i doubt he did any Slaanesh stuff.

short version: space elves had a giant orgy of drugs, noise, sex, and violence, and the psychic echo of it created Slaanesh, Prince of Pleasure, Lady of Excess, She Who Thirsts, He Who Hungers.
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>>2372329
pls respond...
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>>2372488
Fucking elves.
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>>2372413
You're tears are all the pay I'll ever need!

>>2372434
This makes me sad.

>>2372441
If it makes you feel better I'm not like that in real life.
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>>2372493
Yes, I enjoyed it immensely.
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>>2372493
a landscape
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>>2372448
I used to want to be a fan, now I'm too afraid to be associated with the fans. Nothing out of the ordinary really. I have some figurines and stickers/magnets already, I don't need any more merch.
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>>2372458

i play it, but i'm not a 40kfag. i don't image-bomb furry threads, if that's what you mean. i usually take part in them.
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>>2372483
Well, I really hope I wouldn't. I haven't.
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>>2372493
I'm wondering what she's holding onto with her mouth.
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>>2372493
Become to greatest draw friend
I have encouraged no less than 2 people of humble origins into getting better, and it happened right here.
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>>2372504
>You are tears are all the pay, etc.
I'm not worried.
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>>2372252
>Are there other swamp things out there, or is Gillou unique?
Probably others out there somewhere in the world though not necessarily quite like her but in her area she's quite the odd girl out

anyway don't get the wrong impression
she's obviously self-conscious of her appearance but she's really not a sad sack unless she gets real down on herself

usually she's
all smiles
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>>2372521
Its a high voltage wire.
It has high volts going through it.
>>2372505
Thank you anon.
I will send you a fruit basket
>>2372525
I would laugh in your face, but that would be rude.
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>>2372521
Probably wires.
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>>2372464
>>2372488
I knew that much, the wiki had the basic stuff.
I was hoping for a more intimate look into the life of a follower/worshiper, whatever they would be called.
Maybe I'll ask /tg/ when I need something to read.
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How about them stallions?
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>>2372536
>you're

I can't believe I fucking did that. TIME FOR BED!
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>>2372545
Oh, okay.
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>>2372552
The have penises, whereas the mares have vaginas
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>>2371695
You better write some sequel hook for Rarity to take RD to the Opera.
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>>2372552
YOU! SHUT UP! We're talking about using fat swamp monsters for our own personal needs.
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>>2372538
>shes not a sad sack

Aw man. I wanted her to be like fanon season 1 luna.
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>>2372571
>YOU! SHUT UP! We're talking about using fat swamp monsters for our own personal needs.
we could always go back to play-by-play E3 coverage
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>>2372574
Shitty?
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>>2372580
god no not that
daytime MLPG sucked really hard today
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>>2372580
Being a non-vidya ponyfag is suffering.
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>>2372580
Do you have a link to that? I want to see how they are killing videogames.
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>>2372580
Better than talking about horse cocks because I know where that conversation was headed.
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>>2372571
But they're pretty cool
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>>2372566
Consider it added to the list. I have some other stuff to work on, but I should aim to do one each day.

>>2372593
I'm an adventure and world-building fan. What would you like to talk about?
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>>2372580
I slept though e3.

wadid I miss?
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>>2372601
I SAID NO!
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>>2372546

it's a life of extremes. everything in excess. eventually, one of four things happens: you die in Her name, you go mad from the sensory overload, you become inured against the sensory overload and spend the rest of your existence trying to stimulate yourself even more, or, if you're a psyker, you can journey to Slaanesh's domain, which is quite a lot like the nine circles of hell, except they make you feel good, and where the best possible outcome is an eternity of conscious servitude to Her as a daemon.
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>>2372596
It won't really make any sense to you unless your watching the coverage and the thread in real-time.
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>>2372552
They're alright so long as they aren't trying to rape me or some nonsense. I bet it would be fun to get together with the stallions in Ponyville all eight of them and play poker.
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>>2372596
ubisoft won, microsoft lost, and at least sony had gaems. Tomorrow is nintendomination day
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>>2372593
I like vidya as much as anybody, but holy shit there comes a point when it's just too much. When the majority is just /v/...

>>2372597
Shit, at least horsecocks and fetish discussion is mildly related content.
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>>2372604
I think we're doing fine now, but it was pretty boring for me earlier today.
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>>2372608
I mean a link to the stream. I left after Ubisoft finished their thing.
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>>2372538

Does she prefer humans or Goblins or Dwarves or stallions or what
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>>2372606
just a little?
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>>2372552

>males
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>>2372621
I CAN READ YOUR SPOILERS!
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>>2372611
Kiddie shit and rehashes, no thanks.

Yeah I watch MLP and I have standards, fuck you.
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>>2372601
Ignore the other guy
Yeah the stallions are pretty cool
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>>2372633
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>>2372546
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>>2372629
NO! NOT EVEN A LITTLE!
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I drew this pony for you general.
Please do not steal
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>>2372618
Maybe I should keep my name on more often. I'm always up for those types of conversations.

GG,
do your monsters live near the ponies, or is it something different.
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>>2372616
I'd rather have non-related vidya talk than repetitive fetish babble about sounding and gallons of pony semen. That shit's disgusting and it gets old really quickly.
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>You will never be there to rescue your waifu from corruption.
>Equestria will fall and you will be stuck back on earth.
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Stallions: Not even once.
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>>2372646
That wasn't a little stallion, this is a little stallion.
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>>2372652
SEEMS LEGIT
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>>2372657
>he doesn't like sounding or floods of pony semen
But anon...
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>>2372645
how do these people get so big
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>>2372643
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>>2372657

>SEMINAL TIDAL WAVE
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>>2372671
Not him, but sounding discussion makes me wince and cross my legs.
I'm all for fetishes & kinks, though.
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>>2372621
I'm not sure
I think at this point she'd be interested in just about any guy that paid attention to her
even if she dwarfed them in size
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>>2372671
He's right. We need to cycle through our various fetishes. We talked about semen and sounding last night so we need something else tonight if we are going to be talking fetishes.
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>>2372680
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>>2372671
Yeah I know but maybe give it a rest for once.
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>>2372664
NO STALLIONS! NO BIG STALLIONS! NO SMALL STALLIONS! THIS IS A NO STALLION ZONE!
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>>2372657
Well I think it's alternately amusing and arousing. Whereas vidya is boring.
To each his own, I suppose.
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>>2372673
genetic alterations, and their armor
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>>2372673

they were Space Marines.
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>>2372552
>tfw there will never be any "normal" discussion of stallions without any mention of some ridiculous fetish or sex act
Why can't we just discuss normal things, like maybe taking them out on a fun date, just the two of you having fun together afterwords when you're both alone, kissing, or maybe, just maybe, even cuddling.
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>>2372690
Even me? Evil Anon?
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>>2372663
So stallions are a drug? You can get addicted to hanging out with them?
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>>2372691
>>2372694
>>2372688
I enjoy just about every fetish/kink except scat/farts. let's get something going!
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You gotta pic with every main cast members with the backs of their heads showing at once? I need mane refs
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>>2372709
We need a Wheel of Fetishes or something
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>oh boy, time to talk about quality time with hollow-sound alicorn on--
>>2372691
>okay.jpg
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>>2372691
Well, we were talking about feminizing spike...

I guess that just leads down the path towards more slutty trap mare talk, though.
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>>2372705
I just want to be my Stallion's obedient little housemare
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>>2372691

we could talk about the embarrassing shit each one's families do when they meet you. that seemed to go over well when we did it for Rarity leading up to Memorial Day.
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whats with gg and ugly people
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>>2372710
Fluffy made on. Check his DA.
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>>2372716
THEN GET A START ON IT BY STAYING IN THE KITCHEN AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER SO YOU CAN'T POST HERE!
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>>2372711
>Wheel of fetishes turn turn turn
>Pick for me and my dick I'll churn
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>>2372709
How about the Rarity Virus?
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>>2372709
Well we did stallions yesterday, and Chrysalis today. How about mind-control, slutty mares, or wearing tiny pones as cocksocks?
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>>2372669
Of course it is legit.
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>>2372705
NOPE
GALLONS OF MUSKY HORSE SPUNK
FUCKIN EVERYWHERE MAN
SHOVE A PIPE INTO THEIR DICK HOLE AND LET THE TIDAL WAVE OF CANDY SEMEN FLOW LIKE A GOD DAMN OCEAN
I'll probably get a snarky unf for this
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>>2372725
>whats with gg and ugly people
easier to draw ugly than pretty~
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>>2372710
save this, its useful
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>>2372739
Well, it's not good, but it's useful. Thanks.
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>>2372738
>Chrysalis today

I've never been so happy I was at work today.
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>>2372716
God dammit.
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Khorne is superior heresy best pone agrees
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>>2372736

>turns everyone into Rarity

i'd consider this a boon to the pone race.
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Tzeentch is the best heresy.

I can't even spell his name. That's a good sign that I'm not corrupted.
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>>2372759
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>>2372715
>not content to live out the rest of your life in Ponyville you set out to explore Equestria
>once the cities and towns became boring you set out into the wilderness in search of adventure and treasure
>after weeks of following a tattered map through dense jungle you finally find the lost temple it leads to
>the pony you bought the map from spoke an Equestrian dialect you did not understand well, but he was able to communicate that the temple was full of traps and that none of the ponies who went searching for it ever returned
>you spend hours solving complex puzzles and carefully avoiding hidden pitfalls, pressure plates, and magical tripwires
>at last you reach the hall leading to the treasury, but in your haste to reach the gold and gems your foot lands on a loose tile
>as it sinks into the floor the doors at either end of the hall slam shut and hidden passages in the walls slide open
>out from the shadows step nearly a dozen effeminate stallions
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Here, we could try greentexting R63-equestria?
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>>2372716
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>>2372758
Khorne is for the simple minded. Slaanesh master race reporting in
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>>2372763

>Rarity: over as fuck
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>>2372768
>One of these guys have sex with you
>You enjoy it
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>>2372705
Would you cuddle him even if he didn't want to cuddle? Would you cuddlerape him?
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>Your stallion will never get you preggers.
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>>2372759
I was thinking
Like
You kiss Rarity
Or something
And
Over the course of about a month, you turn into a clone of her.
And it affects your brain, too.
You don't realize what's happening until it's too late.
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>>2372780
>whether you want it or not
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>>2372776
superior version
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>>2372762
But anon, that's how you spell his name.
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>>2372748
Did you see the tentacle rape quest?
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>>2372776
I would man handle any of those humans.
Any of them.
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>>2372780
Thats because you're barren
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>>2372791
TZEENTCH'S NAME IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING

THE COMMON SPELLING IS JUST CONVENIENT
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>>2372768
If they were were all futas, stallions too?
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>>2372773
We still have Commissar Kharn http://youtu.be/LRVcdLPqoHg
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>you will never be transported to Equestria
>you will never walk around Ponyville and marvel at all the sights
>you will never be followed around by a constantly farting pony
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MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN
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>>2372810
>Lyra starts farting uncontrollably when she gets excited.
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DID SOMEONE SAY WEEABOO?
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>>2372810
I came so close to snorting beer through my nose. Disaster averted.
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>>2372810
Like this one?
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>>2372817
I'd solve that problem for her with my fingers
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>>2372817
>Pone farts, despite smelling normal, contain a strong pheromone that humans can't resist.
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>>2372808
That's hilarious and I don't even like 40k.
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>>2372776
As you're preparing dinner, you're startled by someone grabbing you from behind. He wraps his big, manly arms around your stomach.

"What are ya cookin'?" Applejack whispers in your ear.

The feeling of his soft breath and low, booming baritone in your ear makes you swoon subtly. Only his arms -- huge, sturdy oaks, you think -- keep you from falling to the ground.

that's not too fetishy, is it?
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>>2372810
You know I probably wouldn't mind a constantly farting pony following me around. It'd be like hanging out with one of my friends in this world so I'd probably feel right at home.
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>>2372810
>"So how are you liking Ponyville?"
>"It's great so far, Twilight. Except for one thing."
>"What's that, anon?"
>"There's this pony that ke--"
>FFFFFFPPPPPBBBBTTTTT
>"Uh, like I was saying. She just keeps"
>PPBPBBBBBBBRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
>"SHE JUST"
>PPPPBPBPBBBRRBRRRRRBRBRBRRRTTTTTT
>"Nevermind."
>poot
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>>2372810
>>2372817

>farts

i remember the days before Atlantis sank, when we didn't have a boat.
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Hey twaifufags

What would you do if twilight liked homestuck?
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>>2372848
unf

please do go on.
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>>2372848
Nope. Just gay.
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>>2372858
wanna farty, /co/? ;_;
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Would you hug and comfort an IE pony?
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>>2372860
Expand my library
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>>2372869
I didn't say if you were a girl or not, anon
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>>2372869
>implying gay
>implying we haven't reached femanon critical mass in greentext
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>>2372873
ugly as fuck 0/10 would not cuddle
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>>2372873
>The most useless pony.
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>>2372873
But I use Linux
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Wanna party, MLPG?
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>>2372873
She looks awful
Those colours
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>>2372886
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>>2372873
Yes. I'd even use her as my main browser.
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>>2372873
fucking no
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>>2372894
POST THE FULL

DO IT
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>>2372776
Ooh!
You know what we could discuss?
Rule 63 Twidash.
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>>2372879
If I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian.
But, by all means, continue. That other guy "unfed".
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>>2372894
thanks doc
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>>2372894
ANTHRO
DJ
BUTT
CLUB
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>>2372896
No, Internet Explorer pony somehow is even more useless than Yellowuseless.
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Would you wear this perfume to get Twilight's attention MLPG?

http://jezebel.com/5915343/finally-a-perfume-that-makes-you-smell-like-a-book?popular=true

It's $115 a bottle. Would you?
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>>2372903
>neckbeard RD
huh?
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>>2372896
BITCH I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU
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>>2372910
MOTHERFUCKER.
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>>2372892
I'd like to interject for just a moment

What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.
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>>2372894
GOD YES.
ENVELOPE ME, GIANT ANTHRO FUTA SCRATCH!
DESCEND UPON ME WITH YOUR PUFFY ANUS.
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>>2372714
One day...
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>>2372914
Yes and I would call her slut
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can i be the new gg
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>>2372848
>that's not too fetishy, is it?
I have a fetish for natural baritones which sucks because I am one but I can't seem to get that timbre right, but aside from that, nope.
plz continue
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>>2372914
If that actually manages to smell like pure book I would buy it just so I could sit in a dark closet and sniff it for hours.
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>>2372925
>no dick joke
No.
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>>2372918
Every fucking time
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>>2372925
>.png
no
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>>2372902
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>>2372925
Well, you're certainly talented enough
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>>2372848

Dash comes home with a nasty cut on his leg when he fell off his skateboard. he waves it off, saying that it's nothing, but you know how easily those can get infected. you make him sit down as you clean it, the disinfectant stinging and making him jump like a little girl. you laugh at him, and he glares. then you ask him if he'd like you to kiss it and make it feel all better. he's silent for a while, then quietly says yes.
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>>2372918
Shut up rms, no one cares
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>>2372922
>it says it right here in this book.
Well, I suppose if that's what the book says...
>so, turn around and lie down on the bed
Hmm, something about this doesn't feel right...
..
...

But then again, the book said so!
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>>2372920
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
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>>2372950
Are the Sonic OCs in the trunk?
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>>2372944
#BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNN
>vanilluxe_ice_cold_motherfucker.gif
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>>2372873

fuck no. give me a Firefox pone.
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>>2372942
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY DO TO LUNA

HOW DID I JUST NOTICE THIS

WHY DO I STILL CARE ABOUT LUNA
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>>2372714
>>2372921
Wait until tomorrow and give the human faggots some time to play.
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>>2372870
poot
pfffrt
plbblbtttt
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>>2372950
HER EAR IS OVERLAPPING WHERE HER EYE SHOULD BE
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH ROOM ON THAT FACE FOR EYES
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>>2372942
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>>2372960
No, they are the engine.
Fastest car alive.
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>>2372960
I think Blonic and Blails got in through the back door
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>>2372942
I'm fully brony furry deviant at this point, and I just don't care. I want to live in her asshole.
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>>2372983
>fartception
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http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/Help-BronyCon-Documentary-go-International-306444534

why
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>>2372942
>She provides her very own bass by farting
DID I MAKE IT WORSE NOW?
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>>2372983
But what if she has to poop?
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>>2373001
Because she is never going to be relevant again.
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>>2373006
Oh god.

unf
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I drew Rarity in doodle or die Only looked at a ref picture for a few seconds then closed it.

I thought I would share. Since she is best poni and all.
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>>2373015
BEST PONE
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>>2373001
>Lauren decides to go down in a blaze of glory.
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>>2373001
>Bronies living in the Southern California area with interesting lives and stories to tell.

I live in Southern California. Should I suicide bomb it?
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>>2373015
>best pony
you got the colors all wrong!
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>>2373006
>listening to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6ykydk-idY
>During the standup bass riff
Oh god, I burst out laughing
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>>2372945
>tfw a male Dash would be a total skater dude
>tfw that's your fetish
Living in SoCal has its benefits sometimes...
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>>2373032
I'm absolutely certain that you would be rewarded generously by Celestia in the next life.
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>>2372914
Would you wear this perfume to get Pinkie's attention MLPG?

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/58083/704038/All-Classic-Scents/Birthday-Cake.html
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>>2373033
I didn't have a lot available to me.
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>>2373026
>>2373032
>Faust shows up and reveals the bombs strapped to herself at the same time Anon does.
>They give each other the "Oh you" face before both detonating at the same time
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>>2373032
You should go and tell them about how the show helped you break the mental barriers that have been paining you and fuck a real horse.
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>>2373026
>Faust successfully gets BronyCon International off the ground
>invited as the guest of honor
>brings with her free Apple Family Cider for everyone at her panel
>the place is packed
>the whole con is there
>the cider contains four times the lethal dose of cyanide
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>>2373035
...
god dammit anon i liked that album too
now all i'm going to think of when i play doghouse is FART BASS
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>>2372922
She'd trot over to you, sniffing the air gently while you lounged in a chair. She'd get closer and closer, until her snout was touching your neck, taking deep breaths that tickle your skin, before climbing into your lap.

"You smell.....wonderful! Like.....paper. New, fresh....it's been so long since I've smelled something other than these old books."

She'd biter her lip as her mane caressed your neck once again, "I..I can't stop. I'm sorry, I don't know what's come over me!"

What would you do?
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>>2373046
They didn't have any orange?
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>>2373042
72 Pony Virgins?
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>>2373032
Me too.
Let's do this shit together.
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>>2373050
>"Oh, you" face
>Not embracing and sharing a kiss before activating one another's detonators
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>>2373057
Tell her to put me back on the shelf with my spine facing outwards.
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>>2373026
What if Faust wants to get back at Hasbro, and does this by exposing and documenting bronies?
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>>2373051
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>>2373039
>>2373032

>Southern California

stop stealing our water and producing nothing with it. also, stop having worse Mexican food, despite being closer to the border. also, stop having the Dodgers and the Ducks.
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>>2373032
>>2373065
Me three.
Let's do this shit yo.
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>>2373057
aspirant I hope you don't constantly write like this when you work on the vn
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>>2373057
SLUT
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>>2373072
10/10 best new conspiracy theory
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>>2373051
a novel idea
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>>2372942
>put face between cheeks
>slowly climb inside
>it's warm, tight and wet, and it squeezes around you, pulling you deeper inside
>she drops the bass
>you inhale deeply
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what is MLPG listening to?

http://youtu.be/DQiqL_Zlsvw
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>>2373075
>stealing "our" water
lol buttmad central valley
>worse mexican food
really no.
>dodgers
fuck-a you!!
>ducks
I agree
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>>2373075
>Northern Californians
What's that?
I can't hear you with the dick in your mouth.
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>>2373057
LIFT HER TAIL AND VIGOROUSLY SNIFF HER ASSHOLE.
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>>2373095
>the bass is dirty
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>>2373079
I'm still waiting on an email saying when we're going to toss around ideas.

And I'm not sure what you mean. Too weird? I just thought I'd roll with it.

>>2373069
Nearly sprayed water on my screen, thanks.
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>>2373075
Isn't that so weird? How so many Mexicans live here but all the Mexican food sucks. And I need that water for the five fountains I have going 24/7 in my front yard which is constantly being drenched by my sprinklers.
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>>2373096
AWW YEAH MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrXr-dXSDYE
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>>2373075
>Northern California.
I call bullshit.
You should either bee too stoned or too inbreed to use a computer.
Used to live in Mendo
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>>2373096
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7QyTu9LKkA
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>>2373096
imagine a thinkpad

okay?

it has a fan inside of it going "whrrrrr"

gently
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>>2373107
>it's an actual bass
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>>2373095
>She clenches her anus shut.
>The furries and Sonic OCs aren't allowed in.
>She stands at her full height and walks off with only you in her asshole.
>You're her new personal butt-goblin.
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>>2373127
>It flops around on the floor uselessly.
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>>2373096
>2012
>Youtube links
[1]
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>>2373127
>pelted with whole, raw fish
>rocket out of her pucker amidst a tsunami of uncut sushi
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>>2373115

the better ones got farther. that's why Texas' Mexican food is so shit.

also, we have actual fresh ingredients up here, so our Mexicans don't have to fry everything.
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>>2373096
http://youtu.be/IbwLNAyw2_g
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>>2373124
that's cool

http://youtu.be/344OpaQCAQI
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>>2373075
>Northern California
God dammit SB, I used to like you.
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>>2373075
>NoCal
How much weed have you smoked in the past week?
Also, why the fuck are you using a computer?
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>>2373139
ALRIGHT MAGIKARP! COUNTER WITH SPLASH!
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>>2373153
>SB
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Is it shipping time?
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>>2373122

>too inbreed
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>>2373144
>also, we have actual fresh ingredients up here
Sheltered Northern Californian confirmed for never having left NoCal.
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>>2373138
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>>2373141
Fuck yea! Party time [1]
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>>2373075
Don't worry, I hate SoCal and plan to get the fuck away to some place cold as soon as I can. Still like the Dodgers though.
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>>2373166
Sort of like that.
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>>2373138
>>2373095
>>2372942
>>2372902
>>2372894
>>2373107
>>2373127
>>2372983
>>2373006
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http://youtu.be/344OpaQCAQI

I'm listening to glitch mob and posting yui and noone can stop me
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>>2373096
>Bibio
What the hell.

http://youtu.be/Kj1QAy6ZxFY
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>>2373206
>humans
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I'm going to go smoke a hundred cigarettes, and when I get back, you people had better be sane again.
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>>2373162

there's some good places in San Diego, but most of Los Angeles is Disney-Mex. and considering that most of SoCal is either a featureless wasteland or Los Angeles, that's a lot of Disney-Mex.
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>>2373096
Kursa - Rare Candy (Teknian Remix)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjTNBOqJtyI

gotta love Neurohop
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>>2373096
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zeM-lZ5OCd4
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>>2373206
>roll
>BRROOOOOAAAAAPP
>roll
>FFFPPPHBBTBTBTBTBTTHHH
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>>2373222
No promises, though I probably won't be writing, so you'll have a better chance.
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>>2373223
>implying the second largest city in the US doesn't have good restaurants as well as bad ones, in every imaginable culture of food and at every pricepoint
>>
I COULD GO OFF THE DEEP END
I COULD KILL ALL MY BEST FRIENDS
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>>2373001

Honestly, what does Faust actually think about the fanbase? Either her jimmies are untouchable that she keeps her cool even in the face of spaghetti tsunamis, or she's like Tara and actually enjoys it.
>>
Best song of all time
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M
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>>2373233
>tfw I could make amends
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>Anyway, like I was sayin', apples is the fruit of the land. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, apple-kabobs, apple creole, apple gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple apples, lemon apples, coconut apple, pepper an apples, apple soup, apple stew, apple salad, apples and potatoes, apple burger, apple sandwich. That- that's about it.
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>>2373224
Dooks, if you want some good glitch hop, check this shit out
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>>2373233
I COULD FOLLOW THOSE STYLISH TRENDS
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>>2371351
I had a hamburger today. It was delicouso

Five Guys
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>>2373238
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>>2373255
>applejack keeps a spare hat stashed in her cavernous anus at all times
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>>2372848

He smells like the orchard, of course: Sweat and dirt and just a hint -- though you have to be imagining it -- of apples. As he holds you in his arms, you remember the pot of beans you have on the burner, and you squirm to get away. He just holds you tighter and kisses you on the top of your head. You giggle and playfully elbow him until he laughs and releases you from his hold.

"Spent all day pickin' apples," he says. "Worked up a powerful thirst."

Out of the corner of your eye, you see him open the refrigerator and grab a jug of apple cider. He opens it with a flick of the wrist, brings it to his lips, and begins to drink from the bottle.

As you turn to scold him for drinking straight from your bottle, he winks at you and gives the smallest hint of a grin (the best he can do with his lips wrapped around the jug's mouth) and continues to take his long pull of the cider.

You watch in silent awe as he drains the jug, the sweat from his forehead rolling in graceful lines down his chiseled face, the locks of his blonde hair clinging to his face.

He pulls the jug from his lips with a satisfied "Ah!" and places it back in the refrigerator.
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Who is punkest pone?
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>>2373223
>>2373148
It's hard to decide when, mainly because TAW is GMT and I have no idea how long she is willing to stay up *every week*.

Cosmonaut, Snarky Bastard, Aspirant, TAW so far. I'm thinking Wednesdays at 10 PM, adjustable to whatever TAW is comfortable with.
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>>2373001
>that last guy

wow, someone with asperburgers who didnt turn the show into a religion and self medication like luke allan, i am surprised.
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>>2373265
fucking field too long my ass

"I didn't finish off the bottle, so don't worry your head any," he says. "Now, I asked before but you didn't give me an answer: What's for dinner?"

You shake off your reverie and return to the pots on the stove.

"It's a surprise," you say.

"A surprise, is it?" You feel him saunter up behind you again.

"Maybe I've got a surprise for you, hmm?" he says, once again wrapping his arms around you, though this time choosing to flip you around to face him.

You stare into his green eyes. "Stop it, AJ, I've got to finish with the-"

He plants his lips on yours, silencing you as he strokes your hair. You hold with him for a few moments as you melt once more into his arms. You feel his hands drifting southward, reaching the belt on your pants...

I don't like second-person present
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>>2373255
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>>2373256
Hmm, The Glitch Mob, I'll have to listen them later since I'm off to bed.

Any suggestions?
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It's just a cartoon.
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>>2372249
>>2373259

IM SO SORY
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>>2373238
Search your feelings. You know it to be true.
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>>2373266

Dash.
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Guys, taking some quick drunk requests.
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>>2373096
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lutPqoQz5s
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>>2373293
lyra teatrubs
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>>2373293
BUG PONE BEING CHASED BY CELESTIA WHO IS MAGIC-HOLDING A CAN OF RAID
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>>2373281
While you're at it, try out this album as well
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>>2373096
http://youtu.be/djzslrQrTyI
2hipster4u
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>>2373255
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>>2373025
>tail going into anus
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>>2373293
I JUST DID THAT
>>2373283
>>2373259
I'M ON TO YOU
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>>2373281

what, for specific songs from them? Beyond Monday and How To Be Eaten By A Woman.
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>>2373293
Cute rumblescoot >>2371834
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>>2372776
I can't be the only one who's imagined pone waifu as a male pone fucking you as a human female

Imagine how excited male Twilight would be as he does his best to please his human waifu, he's read up as much as he could on primate anatomy just for it
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>>2373283
Holy shit Twilight's eye is big enough to land a plane on.
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>>2373266
Twilight.
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>>2373302
Forgot pic
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>>2373308
She's just farting out purple ribbons
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>>2373309
WELL I'M DOING IT NOW, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
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>>2373299
I second this request. Or you could have Anon chasing Chrysalis with a can of Raid while yelling "Get out of my thread!" Either works for me.
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>>2373293
TWILIGHT DOING A AVANT GARDE IMPROVE MUSIC PERFORMANCE
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>>2373235
She's probably doing her best to make it bearable, it's the only time she's ever be so renowned.
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>>2373321
SHUT THE FUCK UP
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>2373310
>>2373320

Okey dokey, I'll listen them tomorrow.

Thanks!
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>>2373314
There was some greentext last night. Check the archive. You'll have to wade through the hollow-sound semen tidal waves though.
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>>2373270
TAW is a he, cosine
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>>2373270
I think you hit the wrong backlinks, there.
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>>2373326
2ND
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>Open both versions of This Day at the same time.
>Duet!
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>>2373299
will do, don't expect miracles.
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>>2373340
>Watch only part 1 of A Canterlot Wedding
>suicide
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I want to masturbate into a pone's ear, and spray hot semen inside
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Ever since the finale aired bug pone has kind of beein stuck on the sidelines in my mind. She's just there, in a passive fantasy that I'm halfassedly projecting into my surroundings, complaining about how this and that is unbefitting of royalty but she'll do it anyways, gloating about eating love and having insult wars with me before bed

And now I had a dream where me made out.

This isn't cool anymore man. This isn't radical fantasy girlfriend stuff. This is too serious for me.

How do I abandon bug horse
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>>2373333
>Twilight goes to Rarity's boutique to get fancied up for a trip to canterlot
>she does a fantastic job, but still thinks there's something missing
>"Oh darling, I know JUST the thing!"
>pfffrrrrtt
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>>2373352
That would have been the biggest asshole move if they left us in the dark for the hiatus.
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>>2373353
And then clean it out as they rest their head on your lap falling asleep as your juices drip out of their ear, right?
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>>2373326
This is a good idea. I'd kill for a pone version of this album cover.
[1]
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>>2373354
>me
>we

Shit, my M got flipped upside down. I think my mind is going.
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>>2373293
Scratch and Acid.
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I love fucking ponies
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>>2373359
Oh god, yes!
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>>2373354
Accept waifu and relax

It'll wear off eventually, this magic

Twilight.. doesn't feel the same to me anymore ;_;
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>>2373354

funny thing, before bug horse, i never got that heavy into corruption. now, i can't get enough.
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>>2373356
>"I've lost my diamond-studded ribbon! This is THE! WORST! POSSIBLE! THING!"
>pffrrrrrrrtttt
>"Oh there it is."
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>>2373365
casual faggot
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>>2373358
So much hype, though. S3 premiere would be that much more exciting.
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>>2373354
Ignore it. Think of other ponies. Who is your favorite pony?
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>>2373235
>>2373329

So no one really has any idea?
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>>2373326
This seems popular enough, anyone care to clue me in as to what this is?
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>>2373365
I think you phrased that poorly.
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>>2373382
Yes! Someone saved my reaction compilation! Now these faces can't be traced to me. Suck it, Leth.
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>>2373379
>Rarity
>uptight
>farting out diamonds
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>>2373360
>tfw there will never be a pone version of any Go! Team album covers
Man, that would be fucking crazy in pone form...
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>>2373391

she's ambivalent, probably. yeah, they're perverting her baby for their own ends, but they're still supporting her baby.
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Alright. I'm back. 100 cigarettes. I want to die. Are you guys back to normal yet?
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>>2373353
"Just finish up and do it," Twilight said. She rolled her eyes and carefully closed her book -- she didn't want to get any on the pages.
"Hnnng oh god yes huh," grunted Anon. Finally, Twilight would let him do it. This was his chance.
Furiously stroking himself, Anon brought himself closer and closer to climax.
He stared at Twilight, but she just looked bored and disgusted with him. This was no way to get himself off. His mind wandered to the usual areas, instead -- to sweet, sweet Winona.
"Bark," Winona said in his imagination.
That did it! Anon's juices spurted out. Twilight grimaced as they hit her in the ear.
"Dammit, Mitch," she said.
"I- I'm sorry," he stammered out in his post-coital haze.
"I hope it was worth it. SPIKE! GET IN HERE! BRING A TOWEL!"
Anon rolled over and drifted off to a merry and contented sleep.
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Why is every part of a pone so erotic?

I can't think of any part that I wouldn't love to lick, or sensually nibble or whatever.
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>>2373408
I want to put my barbed human penis in an under aged filly.
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>>2373354
Don't. Embrace it.
Makeout dreams? That's a gift. She's yours man. Don't reject her love.
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>>2373408
>quitting smoking
I want to die, also.
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>>2373408
>>2373408
>7.14 cigarretes per second
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>>2373411
Fluttershy bores me in every possible way
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>>2373416
Don't listen to this person, Anon. It is not love. She merely wants to use you. Flee while you can. Don't become another slave.
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4chan >>1
we >>1
left >>4
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We back yet

Post Twilight
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>Anon enters his kitchen, after a long day of shopping.
>Its been awhile.
>________________________________________________________________________________________________
_____________________________________________________________________________________________
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>>2373335
Do you have an extension so the archives don't work like vanilla 4chan?
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>>2373394
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Avant-garde
Basically the entire point is to go against convention.
So basically draw her doing whatever the hell you want so long as it's at least vaguely music related and directly going against convention.
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We back.

Fucking 4chan.
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>>2373456
Sort of.
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Is someone playin' a joke back there?
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>>2373277
unf again
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When you see it...
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>>2373416
I don't want to be in love with pone; cuddle fantasies were enough.

>>2373427
She can't do either of those things since she's not real

I'm sorry, I've been here since 2011-june but I can not horsefuck or waifu. It might be time to leave and hope that the pony leaves me the fuck alone after I find something else to do.
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>>2373427

yeah, she's using you. but in return, she's giving you so much pleasure, in ways you never even knew existed. she isn't a parasite. every one of her partners dies in indescribable bliss.
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>>2373471
I see it.
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>>2373472
She won't leave, anon.
She needs you.
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>>2373394
Seriously, I'd love to do this, I don't know what it means.>>2373455
Thansk, I'll copy this down so I can draw this when I'm not as shitty. I'm ready to hit my bed, regarless if I see the giant bomb e3 coverage or not.
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>>2373472
>I can't waifu

TOO LATE LEL

Even if you leave now she'll still be with you. The ride never ends
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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE POST PORN. I NEED TO FAP.

WILL CUM INTO ANY ANONS TIGHT LITTLE ASSHOLE WITH DUBS.
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>>2373492
She needs to die.
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>>2373270
Oh, alright. I'll keep my eyes on my inbox then.
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>>2373503
I am now scared to get dubs.
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>Waifus
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>>2373519
What the fuck is up with Rarity's face. She looks like she's going to fucking kill me. All it needs is "Soon..." right next to her.
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>>2373515
I'm asking TAW right now how far she'd be willing to stay awake.

After I get that, I'll send out another email
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>>2373503
>tfw want to be overpowered and taken by a stronger man
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>>2373526
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I painted something for ya'll MLPG


Can you guess what it is?
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>>2373535
I'm supposed to shove that up my dick, aren't I?
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>>2373531
But I only like stallions that way, and a stallion would kill me if it tried that.
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>>2373535
A butt!
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>>2373535
a pony butt.
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>>2373519
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>>2373535
pone butt
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>>2373545
It's not nearly hollow enough for that.
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rolling for dubs
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>>2373534
I don't get it. How is that supposed to be funny?
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>long tiring day of work
>trudge home in the hot sun, feet hurt
>open the door
>Fluttershy greets you with a warm hug, and your mood lightens up
>she gently leads you to your comfy big couch
>a nice cold glass of lemonade is waiting for you on the coffee table
>she takes a sip from her own glass
>she leans over to you weaves, her arm around yours, and plants a kiss on your face, with lips cool from the icy lemonade
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Can we see more of Best Pony?

And Diamond Tiara too, I guess.
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hello gang
what are the haps
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>>2373503
Fiiiine.
Have some bug porn.
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>>2373563
awww
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>>2373535
Looks like something I'd boil for lunch.
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>>2373566
>>2373503
winner
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>>2373566

How did I know it was going to be me? Goddamn it.
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>>2373563
>"Fluttershy for the last time, no ponies on the fucking couch," you yell as you not-so-gently shove her off the couch mid smooch
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>>2373548
>>2373549
>>2373557
Now that I think about it does look like a butt doesn't it?

It's not a butt
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>>2373563
>Fluttershy what are you doing here?
>This isn't even your house
>Or your planet
>Pls go
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>>2373563
>put your arm around her
>accidentally brush her wings
>her face contorts as she begins to fart uncontrollably
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>>2373573
>Taders are the fruit of the earth.
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>>2373563
That reminds me, I need to finish that Fluttershy thing.

I'll do it right after this match of Casuals.
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>>2373581
>That lemonade is making you tired for some reason.
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>>2372966
You're really annoying. Just wanted to tell you that.
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>>2373579
>>2373581
>>2373582

I can see MLPG is in prime condition
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>>2372966
Forgot my pic.
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Which pony is completely unable to whistle?
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>>2372966
>Anonymous
>>2373596
>Snarky Bastard

>forgot my pic
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>>2373600
Rainbow Dash.
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Did bug wife anon actually go, or did chrysalis bite his head of and lay eggs in his stomach?
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>>2373535
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>>2373602
lel
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>>2373600
Is whistling even canon?
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>>2373609
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>>2373600
Rarity
When she has a little too much wine she she tends to try.
All she ever manages to do is purse her lips and make wet blowing sounds.
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>>2373588
>a lusty gleam lights up her eyes and the corners of her mouth turn up into a grin while your head lays limply on your shoulder
>the other five ponies come over for a visit
>by the time they leave you have recovered from the drugs
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>>2373605
But she whistled Ride of the Valkeries in the petisode.
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>>2373608
oh u
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>>2373563
>come home to Fluttershy
>implying I'd let her in my house
At best, she'd get the doghouse out back.
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>>2373611
Fluttershy whistled to birds a lot
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>>2373611
>>2373605

NIGGA DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcaKEWqG6_E
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>>2373566

IT IS TIME. FOR SEXUAL PLEASURE.
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>>2373608
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>>2373571
Somehow I knew this was going to be a Thri-Kreen
It still greatly amuses me that the fapfic is the second result on Google
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>>2373619
Who let cartoonlion in here?
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>>2373600
Chrysalis
Unless she flies really fast.
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Does anyone remember
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>>2373622
I'm forgetting more show canon daily
I really need to just marathon it, I just need the right day... maybe tomorrow.
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>>2373625
thank you based /tg/
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So which mod pack do I need to use for the MLPG Autismcraft server, and what's the IP again?
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>>2373587
Aspirant, if you're still here, you should know that your Trixie story gave me a dream.
I had a really intense fucking "contest" with her. She was human, for some reason, and dressed kind of like Zatanna.
I've never had a human pone dream before.
I know you were discouraged, but the fact that your writing managed to infect my subconscious should count for something.
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>>2373503
>>2373566
>>2373623
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>>2373635
That was the first pony related picture I saved.

I hadn't even finished S1 or got to that episode.
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>>2373642
>Pound Puppies

You know, that show wasn't all that bad.
I should watch a couple episodes sometime.
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>>2373639
Download technic launcher to play.
IP is on Steam group page.
I think you need to contact... someone to get on the whitelist, though.
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>>2373639
LK
How do I joined rope server?
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>>2373636
season 2 is over

season 3 will suck

just give up and go live a normal life
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>>2373615
BUT WHAT HAPPENED IN BETWEEN THEM COMING AND GOING?
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>>2373655
Impossible. My heart & soul are already in Equestria. I can never go back.
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>>2373655
That's not true, I realized I hadn't seen an episode in ages so I watched Read it and Weep before bed last night and Loved it all over again.
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>>2373653
Password is cheeselegs. Was it not working or something?

>>2373652
Thankee. Got the launcher and I'm messing around in... Tekkit? I've only played Vanilla up until this point so it should be interesting.
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>>2373566

Someone posted a Silverspoon >feel last night.

It'd make a decent episode, I think.

Lemme see if I can find it.
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>>2373561
Pic wasn't like that originally, apparently. Some Anon said he's been editing unhappy faces onto any pone/human waifupics he finds.
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>>2373655
>Season three.
>Same recurring villain.
>Hes almost used for comic relief.
>Ponies that look shockingly similar to OCs start popping up.
>Sethesto announces after one particularly shitty abomination talks a few lines that he VA'd it.
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>>2373645
>first pony related picture I saved.
You probably know what it is, folks. Post 'em!
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>>2373671
Same here, except with Return of Harmony.
I still got serious >feels when Celestia sent Twilight all the lessons she'd learned.
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>>2373675
No, I mean, I don't even know how to join in the first place
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>>2373663
They drew dicks all over your face.
And shaved off your eyebrows.
>Dash rammed her head against your foot.
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>>2373675
Do we have, like, a semi-regular time for Tribes or what?
When do most peeps get on?
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>>2373682
This one.
And Yellowautism is worst pony
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>>2373689
Oh. Go to join game > custom servers > sort by name. Type in "rope" and double click on the server, then type in cheeselegs.
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>>2373655
I know that if I rewatch it I might get back into the groove, but I kind of don't want to. Being so obsessed for so long is autistic. I'd be what I hate.

Fine, anon. I've had my fun. No more pone for me.

>>2373682
>mfw I've deleted my pony folder multiple times
>mfw the first pictures I saved were of twilight and nothing but twilight but I forced myself to never have a waifu again
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>>2373701
cool
thanks
how many people are on at any given time?
what's your policy on butt touching?
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Would you make a Faustian bargain with Discord to get into Equestria?
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>>2373708
>agentsmith.png
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>>2373699
Why do you still have that pic saved? I'd purge all pictures of that despicable "Yellowautism" from my pone pic collection if I were you.
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>>2373675
Yeah, Tekkit's the modpack you need. I'm still trying to get my head around the various devices and the power system.
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>>2373682
That's boring

Post the first pony picture you drew
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>>2373706
You make me sad. Why not just enjoy yourself?
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>>2373698
Not that I know of. I usually just get on whenever I can and ask if people want to play. Usually get a fair number of responses.

>>2373707
Not too many unless you make a post about it and round up some people first. Hoping it will get a little more popularity soon and be more active. Butt touching is encouraged, but be careful with squeezing.
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>>2373708
I think we've firmly established by now that the list of things MLPG wouldn't do to get into Equestria is pretty short.
(1) Kill your waifu.
(2) Rape hobo pone
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>>2373719
It was in a different folder than all my other pony stuff.
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>>2373722
But anon, we already did that a couple days ago
Oh god it's so bad I'm sorry
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>>2373682
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>>2373722
Not a pone in sight. I'm a fan of the fandom from the start.
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>>2373734
Get rid of it. She's already tainted the rest of your collection.
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>>2373723
Enjoying these things isn't proper.

I was born to be proper. Pone was my greatest shame.

Was.
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>>2373732
I think that sounds about right. I would NEVER harm Hobo Pone or mai waifu. Hobo Pone is mai waifu in OC-only Equestria.
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>>2373722
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>You will never scratch a pony at the base of her tail, making her ass rise in the air.
>She has no idea why it does that.
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>>2373769
>ponies are secretly cats
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>>2373757
God dammit, fuck "proper". "Proper" keeps humanity from evolving. Stay with us. It's fun here.
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Why haven't you drawn today yet?
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>>2373769
>you will never scratch up and down her spine
>her back will never arch and follow your hand as it moves
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Is...

Is it OK to waifu bugpone? I mean like... She is awesome for any number of reasons, but she is a one-shot. Plus evil slash a bitch.
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>>2373722
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>>2373782
Proper is to contribute to humanity, not to waste time on childish fantasies and pastel horses.

I have finals to study for. Extra hard.

Goodbye, horsefuckers.
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>>2373746
>dark guy at the table
is that dooks?
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>>2373787
Waifu whomever you wish. I won't judge you. Bug pone is pretty cool.
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>>2373783
Fuck off, Kirk. You can't even keep a job at the cracker factory.
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>>2373795
Can't be him, he doesn't have an afro
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Would you operate the hand pump for pone's vacuum pumping set?
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>>2373783
E3, Max Payne, Wakfu, and Game of Thrones
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>>2373802
I would do it slowly and deliberately so that pone would feel the pressure from the suction all the way down.
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>>2373787
Sure. I like to pretend I'm ruling by her side when I'm bored.
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>>2373732
Oh man the things I would do to Hobo pone if I got a hold of her.
I would make her one of the finest meals she has ever had, no, fantasized about.
I would treat her to the best I could offer as far as cleaning and maintaining her coat and mane.
And then, if I was feeling particularly twisted.
I would take her to my bedroom and let her have the bed, with it's silk sheets and memory foam comfort while I sleep on the couch.
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>>2373802
Would you operate the soap pump for tiny paper pone's impending soapy punishment?
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>>2373802
hand pump vacuums sound very inefficient
what is the vacuum being used for?
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>>2373787
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>>2373822
Hah
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>>2373802
Yes, but probably not the way you're thinking of
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>>2373641
That's interesting.

And I'm surprised that my stupid fic hit 1k views today.

Whoopee for me I guess.

I'm glad you enjoyed it, I think.
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>>2373676

Here we go. Condensed them into one post.

>DT makes a joke about Silver Spoon's grandmother the week after she passed away
>Silver Spoon gets very quiet, grabs her things, and quickly leaves the room
>DT only shrugs
>"What's HER problem?"
>Sweetie Belle finds her crying behind a tree.

>The CMC help Silver Spoon - giving her someone to confide in and help ease her grief, despite some hesitance from both parties.
>Silver Spoon realizes that DT really hasn't been a good friend to her, and stands up to her for the first time, at a crucial moment.

>"Leave her alone, Diamond! I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
Morals:

>The people you find it the hardest to be kind to, are usually the ones who need it most
>Everyone needs to lean on someone sometimes.
>An act of kindness can totally change how you see a person, whether you're the one giving or receiving it.
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>>2373802
No. I would get a larger mare and press her end up against my mare's end and let her winking provide all the suction that was needed.
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>>2373830
that's really good dude
you must be doing something right
did you make sure to link it in the usual places?
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>>2373816
>doing all that for hobo pone
You're a sick fuck, you know that?
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>>2373791
Man, I have three jobs. I spend my free time with ponies. You're just giving up!
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>>2373787
corean here

she is my waifu. we're the best cerebrates ever and our changeling brood is kickass. terrans don't even stand a chance
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>>2373830
aspie
do you know where I can find a log of roaretyquest?
i need to catch up
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>>2373791
>Denying yourself fun

TWILY!
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>>2373840
I post here, don't I?
What would you expect?
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DOOKS

Could you color this one?
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Does MLPG watch YTP
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>>2373816
Who is this "hobo pone"?
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>>2373846
I can't wait for Eurobeat Guy's remix of TWILY
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>>2373845
>aspie

Dohohoh
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>>2373859
What's that
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>>2373764
Who is your waifu in OC-only Equestria, /co/? Hobo Pone is taken.
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>>2373859
Nope.
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>>2373861
http://askahobopony.tumblr.com/
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>>2373862
>6 minutes of eurobeat screaming "TWILY"
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>>2373871
Bog Water
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>>2373857
What the fuck is going on with her body
It's made of nightmares
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>>2373845
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.
html
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>>2373868
shit like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZ7U2OHBts
only pony
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>>2373602

wasn't me.
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>>2373862
>>2373874
A better Twily would be a surf rock version of BBBFF
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>>2373843
My waifu is a pylon

come at me
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>>2373861
Here's the first ever drawing.
She's a pone that is a hobo.
Her purpose is feels.
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>>2373881
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>>2373884
Ahahaha, oh man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL05kj47yoE
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>>2373874
I would totally listen to this

>The Living Tombstone makes a remix of it
>He pronounces it Twi le Twi le
>Bronies like it more
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>>2373839
I linked it here, that was it.

>>2373865
That's not new, you should be in steam chat when I enter.
>Asspaint
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>>2373901
go put that shit on clopsort dude
views++++
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>>2373846
>SA: Oh, Twily! I'm cumming!
>Twi: Oh yes! Fill me up, big brother!
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>>2373901
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>>2373904
>Anon: Sobbing in corner
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>>2373837
Would you find another one and get her to wink your erection into her depths so you can get a little pumping in yourself while watching the free show?
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>>2373904
unf
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>Bronycon Documentary
>spends 30 minutes on the genesis of the fandom
>It's all about the general
How do you react?
What happens?
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>>2373909
Poor Anon, has to wait for his turn to fuck Twilight...
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>>2373904
>Twilight misses her period.
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>>2373903
I don't know this site you speak of

>>2373907
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2373917

Don't give a fuck

Don't give a fuck
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>>2373904
>the look out the window and see a member of the paparazzi snapping photos
>with a flash of green light Twilight becomes a changeling, then with another flash she teleports away
>the paparazzi pony leaves, and Twilight dispells the invisibility spell and illusion spell
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>>2373910
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>>2373910
>Vacuum suction
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>>2373917
>uses Pony Thread Simulator 1 and 2 as concrete evidence as what the generals are like
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>>2373909
The Squid: Totally beefing it
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>>2373920
>doesn't know about the clopsort
dude
woah
welcome to a whole new world of pony sex stories

http://clopfic.heroku.com/
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>>2373933
dude what the fuck

too soon
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>>2373921
>>2373917
>inundated by bronies trying to look like they were ahead of the curve
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Time for your nightly dose of autism!

Did you know that Tabitha provides the scratch track for Twilight Sparkle? Tara Strong is not in Canada. That means Tabitha provides the live voice for the other actors to play off. You can see her and Cathy (Spike) in this behind-the-scenes video of the cold open vocal recording for "Bridle Gossip":
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAqWZj4UyV8#t=45

However, you may not have noticed that bits of her recording remain in the produced show!

In "Fall Weather Friends," after Rainbow switches the sign's direction, you can hear Tabitha panting as Twilight trots up to the fork in the road. Tara's voice cuts in almost immediately, talking about how lovely Whitetail Woods is at that time of year.

In "Dragonshy," during Twilight's initial talk with the dragon, he blows smoke at her. We hear Tabitha cough and Tara resume speaking.
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>>2373933
The world: Weeping in the corner.
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>>2373918
Twilight nothing.

>You will never emasculate a temporarily genderswapped Shining Armor, calling him shiny and slapping him on the ass just to watch him blush
>You will never teach him his place, not resting until he's instinctively presenting to you every time you enter the room
>You will never be impressed at how much of a good girl he is, even once the transformation is undone
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>>2373933
Jason: crying some
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>>2373919
>Twilight and Shining Armor get a new brother/sister
>Just like Apple Bloom!
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>>2373932
>implying they aren't pretty damn close apart from context
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>>2373945
>you can hear Tabitha panting
unf
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>>2373917
>Coke is banned in America.
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>>2373910
Of course not. I'd wait for the mare I found to finish with my mare, then let her show pump me with her newly swollen cunt.
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>>2373917
>implying the won't talk about 4chan for all of 1 second
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>>2373949
>not some cry
So close!
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>>2373919
Horses don't menstruate.
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Can someone give me the cliff notes version of the E3 conferences today plz?
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>>2373961

oh gosh~
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What pony sex story do you want to see written?
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>>2373972

>some cry
>some don't cry
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>>2373987
Male anon fucking futa Big Mac's vagina.
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>>2373987
i too would like to know the answer to this question
for me it's oh god there are so many to choose from but i'm gonna go with the gay spike thing
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>>2373987
The continuing adventures of
>>2372921
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>>2373945
That's pretty interesting.
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>>2373981
>movies
>music
>books
>internet
NO GAEMS
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>>2374000
wouldn't it be easier to just be gay?
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>>2373987
Anything with Thunderlane taking it
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>>2373945
Huh, neat. Thanks for the post, hopefully I'll remember to keep an ear out next time I watch those two.
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>>2373987
pony rape

with more focus on the aftereffects of it rather than the act itself

this is my fetish
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>>2374008
but that would be gay onon
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>>2373981

Microsoft sucks, Sony has gaems, nobody gives fucks about Nintendo.

the big story, really, is how badly Microsoft fucked up.
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>listening to music
>Nemeses comes on
>think of Ross and MLPG
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>>2373987
Female anon with male Twilight or Rarity.
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>>2373981
TRIBAL TITS!
And Watch_Dog looks pretty good.
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>>2373945
Now that I listened to it, that coughing does sound a bit Rarity-ish
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Your pony waifu will only reveal herself to you once you forget about her entirely and reach peace with yourself.

Dare you?
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>>2374008
There a shit-ton of stories about gaymac. None about futamac.
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>>2374031
ANYTHING FOR RARITY

BRB LOBOTOMY
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>>2374031

>implying I'll ever be at peace with myself

what, do you think I'm an emotionally well-adjusted person?
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So, you guys just like guys, huh? Just male pony sex stories?
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>>2374031
Aang go to bed
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>>2373950

I'm not liking the incest stuff, but Twilight having a little sister intrigues me.

>Big Brother is a cardboard cutout
>Hasbro introduces her little sister
>she actually has a personality and character
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>>2374031
thats a lie anon

thats how you get a 3dpd girlfriend
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>>2374042
we gay now
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>>2374031
I don't believe it. I don't trust it.
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>>2374042
I don't like guys or pony sex stories
But that doesn't mean I don't enjoy watching you guys talk about both.
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>>2374042
I like stuff with penises in vaginas, but I seem to be a minority.
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>>2374042
I also enjoy bloated, vacuum-pumped mare vaginas. Even moreso if their winking is loud, wet, and messy.
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>>2374042

Yeah, we're a hivemind. We all feel the same way about everything all the time
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>>2374056
Of course she'd be 3dpd. It would be your waifu in the real world, in 3 cuddleable dimensions.
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>>2374031

but that's bullshit. they're still the same person, so they would in all probability develop the same feelings they had before. that's not a price to pay, that's just slightly delaying events.
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>>2374042
well, the spike idea particularly was about him hitting puberty and getting taught about sex and pleasure by an experienced older stallion

not enough shit like that written these days
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>>2374052
But Anon.
Shes going to have a little sister soon.
Or at least a niece.
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>tfw it seems like more people are appreciating sounding
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>>2374042
Of course not. We're a varied bunch, it's just that sometimes one interest takes center stage for a while.
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Sloppy little sister makeouts
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>>2374031
I've already reached nirvana.
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>>2374077

Fuck you. That didn't happen.
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>>2374042

I'm just here for procreation.
I have a pregnancy fetish.
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>>2373987
Twilight Sparkle x Shining Armor incest!
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>>2374031
What if I can't find peace with myself until I'm with my waifu
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>>2374083
>sloppy

no dammit

sloppy is for cunnilingus
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>>2374096
You're fucked.
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>>2374062
You and me brother
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>>2374071
>mfw my waifu is 2D but my husbando is 3D
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>>2373999
> some enjoy
> the guy definitely do
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>>2374101
>you will never be drenched from nose to waist in your pone's musky juices
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>>2374062
Me too!
Penises in vaginas are the best!

Especially human penis in pony vagina.
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>>2374042
Well I'll go for just about anything, but cock has been at the forefront of my preferences these days.
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>>2374062
I like that stuff as well. Especially if it's tender and loving.
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>>2374042
I'm cool with both. The gay stuff is more transgressive and thus a little hotter sometimes.
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>>2374109
dva.ch pls go
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>>2374116
My vote also goes for human penis, pony vagina.
To put it simply anyways
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>>2374116
We may be onto something here
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>>2374109
peka faes juranaleest2 what
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>>2374024
>Ross
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>>2374077
Technically, niece and daughter combined.
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>>2374111
fuck you, motherfucker

fuck you and the horse you rode in on

i will find her, and if i can't, i'll make her. with science
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>>2374077

>SHE'S MY NIECE
>SHE'S MY SISTER
>SHE'S MY NIECE AND MY SISTER
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>>2374029
I have season one on my iPod, I listen while driving. Every time I can't unhear Rarity coughing for Twilight. I just got a better recording of Fall Weather Friends, and I'm using decent headphones while I work. As soon as I heard "Rarity" in the Running of the Leaves, I posted this.

Have we ever discussed Rainbow flipping the sign during the race? I mean, ever in a thousand Generals? It's so common a trope that it pretty much writes itself, but it works better here than I've ever seen it work before. Applejack is audibly exhausted when she says, "Ah know, but th' signs pointed this way--" and then whinnies. I can totally believe she'd climb that whole hill just because she was too focused on running the race course as directed by the signs.
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>>2374063
>you go for a jog as the sun rises
>several mares had the same idea
>you have to be careful to not trip in the puddles they leave behind them
>you try not to run behind them because the show they put on for you is too distracting
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>>2373981
Oh gosh. Here.
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>>2374106
>>2374116
>>2374119
I mean, I like penis in ass too, but we have so much of that stuff already.
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>>2374123
>>2374131
I have no idea what either of you just said.
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>>2374116
I prefer pony penis in human vagina. There's not enough of it.
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>>2374139
>the longer you stare, the more you feel like throwing up
>soon enough you vomit
>ponies mistake this for how humans reproduce
>ask you to vomit in their vaginas
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>>2374132
Whenever he changes his designs they get worse though for some reason.
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You guys listening to what you're typing right now?
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>>2374154
FUCKING HUSSIE
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>>2374052
>>2374137
>>2374135
>>2374077

If they give her wings and a horn, I'm going to make my way to Hasbro HQ and put a bullet in someone's skull.
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>>2374083
Sounds hot.
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>>2374136
Science? SCIENCE!!!
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>>2374166
You're welcome.
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>>2374111
>>
What's a good title for a shameless feelfic staring anon & Derpy?
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TAW, u here?
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>>2374164
Right now?

No.

When I'm 'on'?

I live every fucking second of it.
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>>2374154
You will never fill pony vaginas with whatever liquids you need to be transporting and carry them by their tails like buckets

;_;
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>>2374137
>"SHES MY LNSPBF"
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>>2374180
Ableism
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>>2374150
>the human that you are rooming with gets out of the shower with nothing but her towel on
>she walks past you, but bends over to pick something up off the floor
>it takes all your willpower to not try and mount her
>you swear she does this on purpose
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>>2374176
SCIENCE?
>>
How many people are typically in these threads?
How often do they stay on average?

I'd be horrified if only a handful of you jerks were in here at a time, and I was just talking to the same 5 people over and over.
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>>2374180

Does she call his penis a muffin?
Does she try to eat it?
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>>2374164
You mean like reharshing it in my mind or what?
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>>2374180
The Little Pone That Could
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>>2374164
What?

>>2374180
B107 - Life Skills
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>>2374187
>Can't get hoppo to make a second lyra plushie to complete your pair of slippers
>use the real lyra
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>>2374180
Beyond the Valley of the Retards
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>>2374167
That would imply odd things about Twilight's relationship with at least one alicorn.
Most likely Cadence.
Then again, Shining Armor did say he promised Cadence a pretty great sister...
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>>2374190
>Dash hits Twilight in the back of the head.
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>>2373936
Alright, tossed a link up there. Thanks darf.
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>>2374209
>anon wearing lyra and bonbon as hulk hands.png

ANON SMASH
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>>2374199
>tfw accidentally meeting the person you called a faggot (and meant it) on steam
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>>2374199
When its the most dead, there seem to actually be around a dozen people hanging out.
Probably only 5 or so posting though.

Time like this, when its fairly active?
Probably 20 people posting, although its way harder to get an accurate count.
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>>2374204

Oh god, that sounds cute.
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>>2374199
Sometimes it's more than 20-30 people here, but most of them only lurk.
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>>2374225
>punch celestia in the face with lyra
>``PUNY GOD''
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>>2374196
FUCK YEA SCIENCE
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>>2374187
>house in town catches fire
>the all-mare firefighter team rushes to the nearest hydrant
>they take turns squashing their well-trained vulvas against the spigot, their bellies bloating with water
>they waddle towards the house and face away from it before letting loose
>water gushes from their cunts in a huge spray, extinguishing the fire
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>>2374204
Just that title made me feel
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>>2374227
>tfw running into people you've called faggots in the threads on steam
>tfw you call them on their shit there too

feels goodman
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>>2374199
Depends on time of day, obviously. Rough estimate is 300 or so horsefuckers total (based on steam group). Maybe 30 peeps at a time during peak hours?
Nighttime threads probably cap out at about 15-20.

I primarily come for night threads and usually stay a few hours.
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>>2374199
We make 1% of the posts on 4chan
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>>2374187
Just use Tupperware. It doesn't leak at all, even when you shake it vigorously.

(I just can't get enough of the comics of reimagined uses for the Lyra plushie.)
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>>2374242
>somewhere out there, some inflation watersports fetishist just got off to this
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>>2374225
Has anyone drawn Lyra wearing Hulk Hands?

That seems like something that someone has probably done.
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>>2372826
That OC's actually kind of cute. What's her story?
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>>2374247
>We make 1% of the posts on 4chan

Are you fucking serious? 1%of all of 4chan, including /b/ is MLPG? And if you included all of /mlp/ it'd be, what 1.5%?
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>>2374257
>and it's probably the guy who wrote it
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>>2374257
That isn't what watersports means at all.
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>>2374266
/mlp/ last I checked was 2-2.5% of 4chan
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>>2374154
We're finally talking about vaginas and you do this?

>a mare sees you vomiting and gives you her canteen
>she tries to ask if you are alright, but the loud squelches her winking cunt makes drown out most of her words
>she takes her canteen and leave once you have cleaned your mouth out
>you sit on a bench to gather your strength
>a second after you sit down you realize that a mare must have been sitting her earlier
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>>2374042
I'm a massive homo in real life, so... yeah.
Though shit like >>2374076 just plain creeps me out.
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>>2374233
>>2374243
Really? I thought it was kinda shit, you know to match the nature of the fanfic. Or is it supposed to be a serious anon/derpy fic? Cause if that's the case I feel like a twat now
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>>2374245
>>2374234
>>2374231

But how do you know? A handful of people could be posting a lot, instead of just 30 people posting occasionally.
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>>2374204
... Suck All The Dicks
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>>2374276
>lyra sits like that out of common courtesy
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>fap to that sounding greentext posted earlier
>get a glass of water after
>sit down
>load random playlist
>it's Blur

why do I feel more gay listening to this than imagining gushing pony cocks
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What are fun things to do around Ponyville? Like activities?
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>>2374271
Fun fact, I used to get my kicks in high school editing all the wikipedia links to "water sports" to redirect to "urolagnia."
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>>2374255
what do you know? Atryl actually drew something good.
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>>2374199
You probably are.
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>>2374285
>It's just me and a computer AI posting
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>>2374221
Shame nobody wrote anything about that.
That had some great potential.
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>>2374241
>Bill Nye
Nostalgia'd hard
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>>2374294

uh

there's sex

and

uh

shit
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Are there any fics out there involving femanon and male pone?
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>>2374291
>Lyra has trained herself not to wink, trying to be as human as possible so you will accept her
>She's still a pony though
>Ponies are icky
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>>2374285
You can sort of get a feel for it. More accurately, someone will post a "guaranteed replies" post ("post what you're listening to right now" for instance) and you can sort of extrapolate from that.
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>Bro wants to hear the song that has been in my headphones every so often.
>Figure why not, select This Day.
>He doesn't care for ponies.
>Music starts up and he gets into it.
>Wait, did I pic the instrumental only ver-
>Can start to hear lyrics.
>Nope.
>"Hey, this guy's pretty good at si-"
>He gets a confused look on his face, I know exactly what line he just got.
>"'the fuck did he just sing about wearing a dre, what the fuck did he just...what the fuck?"
>He can take the headphones off at any time but they stay on.
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>>2374273
>/mlp/ last I checked was 2-2.5% of 4chan

For comparison's sake, how big are /co/ and /v/?
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>>2374302
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>>2374294
Well unlike E3, they have video games.
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>>2374199
I have no idea.
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>>2374261
> What's her story?

She has a strong scent of feces.
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>>2374257
I think you misunderstand what watersports means.
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*holds up spork*
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>>2374320
Sweetie's legs look all kind of fucked up
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>>2374293
Because ponies make everything better. They make everything alright. There can be things you wouldn't even think about, things that you wouldn't even WANT to think about, but with ponies involved, it can be the best thing ever.
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>>2374336
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>>2374327
>bring ponies to Splish Splash
>orgasm

Like this?
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>>2374313
I don't remember. There used to be a thing here
http://vps.tinyboard.org/chans/rank.txt
but it died. IIRC we were slightly slower than /co/ and /v/ was around 20%.
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>>2374220

I was referring more to if they ever tried shoehorning Shinny Arm and Can't Dance's brat into the show.

They spat on Faust's intended concept already, so, why not?

Fuck it, make EVERY new character an Alicorn and tell us to love them, why don't you? Fuck it all.

I need a drink.
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>>2374336
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>>2374293
I'm glad you liked it.
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>>2374310
Eh
I almost never respond to those kind of posts. At least when they're just kind of memey and not really conversation inducing. And since I don't, I have to believe there's others not responding as well.
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Reposting a feel I wrote because I'm a faggot.
Flutterfags, enjoy.
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>>2374337
Someone should crop it and append Fry's bloodcurdling scream from Futurama.
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>>2374336
that caught me off gaurd
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>>2374337
It should be abundantly clear at this point that ponies' legs work however the animators want them to, see "put up yer dukes" pose.
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>>2374336
*holds up snork*
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>>2374355
>
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>>2374336
>>2374365

>actions in asterisks
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>>2374320
I fucking hate the idea that they have 1970s tech, it just doesn't fit at all with the first season.
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>>2374378
>greentext
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>>2374378
I was making fun of him.
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>>2374380
They don't have any tech, they just have magic.
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>>2374355

>reposting your own feels
>admitting it's your own even though you're anon

Man you're a faggot.
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>>2374378
see
>>2373534
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>>2374353
Right, that's why you have to extrapolate. If there are ten replies to a "what are you listening to right now?" post, then that's probably anywhere between 7-11 people right there, probably. Maybe the same number are actively posting but also ignoring that comment or missed it.

No way to know how many are lurking, of course.
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>>2374380
They had a refridgerator in S1.
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>>2374303

>You introduce Twilight to your Bill Nye tapes
>she watches all of them, utterly enraptured
>"I always enjoyed studying magic... but... science RULES!"
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So what's the best way of retrieving audio from youtube?
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>>2374407
With your ears
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>>2374320
You mean the hat? Or the arcade games?
Because they still have arcades out there with old school games on them.
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>>2374394
I never denied it.
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>>2374407
Downloading it.
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>>2374407
I download the video using Keep It and extract the audio.

SnipMP3 is pretty low quality.
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>>2374407
Yotube Downloader and Converter
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>>2374410
I snickered.
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>>2374407

download it as an MP3
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>>2374407
save the web page
extract the flv
run it through a flash decompiler
strip the raw audio
LAME it into an mp3
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>>2374399
Ah, gotcha.
Speaking of which, those "what are you listening to ?" posts used to be enjoyable until they started to get spammed 10 times daily.
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I'VE COME HERE TO SAVE THE PONIES
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>>2374418
>Keep It
KeepVid
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>>2374433
install gentoo
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>>2374355
Every time a see a cap with spoilers in it I kinda wish they were still blacked out.
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>>2374308
But winking is really hot!
That would be her greatest strength over human women!
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>>2374402

Science and Magic are interchangeable in the FiM world. Twi takes on the role of hard-nosed scientific skeptic sometimes.
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>>2374407

I use download helper to rip the flv and use AoA audio extractor to rip the sound
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>>2374410

>>2374438
>>2374421
>>2374433
Thanks.
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>>2374444

LOL

MUFFINS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY

GOD I FUCKING LOVE MUFFINS
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>>2374436

>holds a 1H weapon with both hands

Jesus, that's pathetic.
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>>2374407
Play it over your speakers while holding a audio recorder.
Upload that onto your computer.
Save it to your file of choosing.
Enjoy.
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>>2374444
But then how would you know what's in them.
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>>2374459

>god I fucking love muffins

Who fucking doesn't? That shit is good bro.
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>>2374407
Record stereo mix using audacity
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>>2374295
Well, they are just two terms for the same thing, so that makes sense.
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>>2374461
C'mon, he's cute.

Look at those duct-tape "armor" "boots."
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>>2374436

so's she.
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>>2374454
LK renne quest when?
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>>2374475
Water sports as in jet-skis and stuff.
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>>2374459
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>>2374407
I use JDownloader.
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Am I kawaii MLPG?
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>listening to music
>"Exitlude" by The Killers comes on
>instantly think of MLPG's exile from /co/
god dammit
get out of my head MLPG
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>>2374485
Someone should show up to one of those in a full Space Marine suit.
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>>2374346
What's Splish Splash?
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>>2374465
That's the joke
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>>2374407
record audio from speakers onto cassette tape
put cassette tape into car stereo
plug microphone into laptop
put laptop on the center of the dashboard
ring up your desktop with skype
use a voip recorder on your desktop to record the audio from skype before turning on the tape in the car
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>>2374501
I'm sure some pathetic man child already has.
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>>2374501

someone showed up to one of them in a full Sister of Battle suit. that's close to Space Marines.
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>>2374509
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Fuck, I think this story is leading to sex, but I'm not writing a fapfic, but if I mention sex it will be weird, but I don't know where else to go, and I'm so confused and lost, and why am I even trying to write in the first place?
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>>2374507


heh, it's a water park around here that no one else would recognize, and I didn't think of that till after I posted
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>>2374519
Play it off like that's what you're implying but really they just like to sleep in big pony piles.
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>>2374519
Welcome to my world.

Unless you're darf/taw, then, y'know, you'd know more about that than me.
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>>2374519
Fade to black.
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>>2374519
Just before it gets intimate cut to a cat playing with a ball of yard for a few paragraphs.
Then back to them when they are done.
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>>2374516
I would an inquisitor.

What if Twilight was an Inquisitor?
What if all of the main casts were Inquisitors?
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>>2374536
I don't know what that is, but Twilight is already pretty curious.
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>>2374532
Nope, I'm no one. And you've had even more experience than me with this kind of thing anyway.
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>>2374507
Ah, that makes sense.
I doubt a water park would give a pony an orgasm.

At least unless it was a pony with a major watersports fetish, and all the mares turned to him and gave him a sexy look, while peeing in the water simultaneously, causing the entire pool to turn yellow.
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>>2374519

>not plotting out ahead of time
>not ironing out every kink that could arise

i know you don't fast, but do you even normal speed
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>>2374518
Well played good sir!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQg9MHB8zvc
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>new Horse never comes
Happy or Sad?
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Why do peeps put shit like this of themselves on wikipedia?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sissy_in_lingerie.JPG
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>>2374536
>Twilight is an Ordos Xenos inquisitor
>She captures you to study
>You converse her that you can be of use to her, and her radical nature makes her accept your offer
>Quick as a flash you have her in your arms and your fingers are furiously scratching her ears
>You've never had a pet inquisitor before
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>>2374485

Yeah, but I actually RESPECT her.

Damn. She looks like the head of a Crusader Battalion.
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>>2374519
Mentioning sex won't make it a fapfic.
Just imply sex, but don't write down the actual details.
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>>2374519

They kiss.

Cut to morning.
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>>2374549
I don't anything!
I'm a fish out of water, desperately flopping about on my keyboard, hoping the keys I hit will form something halfway coherent!
Someone throw me back in the pond!
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>>2374547
Well, if I can help out, just give a shout.

Though I'm half in vidya, so there might be a delay.
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>>2374486
Wednesday, around 5-6 pm CST.
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>>2374519
Sometimes when I write my fics I really don't feel like sex should be there, just cute feels with pone waifu
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>>2374574

OUT, DAMNED FISH
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>>2374583
Does anyone even read fan fics without pony sex these days?
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I can make a fresh horse
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>>2374566

Easy attention.
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>>2374583

My Nigga.

I agree - and honestly, the General IS capable of writing sexless >feels.

Look at Rumble and the Twins. The one guy I know of who wrote any faptext about it, said he didn't have the heart to finish.
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>>2374487
Better to just refer to those as sports in water, lest some funny double-entendres occur.
Oh, wait, double-entendres are funny...
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>>2374567
>Ordo Hereticus would purge the both of you
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New Throd

>>2374615
>>2374615
>>2374615
>>2374615
>>2374615
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Where is new horse? Is someone on it?

Should I?
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>>2374602
I would feel genuinely autistic if I didn't have sex as an excuse to indulge in waifu >feels, though
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>>2374602
Post the story fag
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>>2374612
>you have both fallen to the Cuddle God
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>>2374653

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