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Best Horses Edition
Discuss the two best ponies in this horse, gents
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Best ship time
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second
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We ded due to EA

Microsoft made us laugh to death
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>>2361154
I feel ready
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>>2361229
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Ding Dong the Witch is dead
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not prettiest ship, but best ship.
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Do we have a Non-Specific Action Figure pone yet?
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OPINION POLL:

What did you prefer: Adventure Episodes or Slice of Life one?
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>>2361265
Okay.
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SAGE IN ALL FIELDS
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>>2361265
No, you're confused, anon.
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Crack ship thread?
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>>2361265
Well, okay
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Get back to tumblr.
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>>2361285
Slice of life.

>>2361295
That´s not shipping anon.
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>>2361265
on it
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>>2361283

MY GOD, IT'S SIN CARA
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>You will never emasculate a temporarily genderswapped Shining Armor, calling him shiny and slapping him on the ass just to watch him blush
>You will never teach him his place, not resting until he's instinctively presenting to you every time you enter the room
>You will never be impressed at how much of a good girl he is, even once the transformation is undone
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>>2361280
I disagree. It has the two prettiest horses in it, ergo it is the prettiest ship.

It is also the cutest and best ship.
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>>2361302
I disagree
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would u
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>>2361274
RIP vidya
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>>2361301
But we started it!
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>>2361315
But I don't want that
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>>2361295
>>2361290
>>2361287
>>2361304
Oh poor anons! You must be ill and hallucinating!
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>>2361285
a 2:1 ratio of slice of life to adventure. with too many adventure episodes they might start trying to go too over the top and spoil it.
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>>2361315
fucking unf
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>>2361315
You reposted that from earlier
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>>2361326
Are you joking or what?
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>>2361320
What's she got in there?
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>>2361344
Are you new or what?
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>>2361319
I'm gonna be honest
I don't think Big Mac is correct here
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>>2361319
Why are people only interested in the most boring applecest ship? Where's my GrannyBloom? That's like an endless recursion in taboo.
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>>2361344
We started this whole thing! We are responsible for everything this fandom has created.
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>>2361320
I would the normal version, yes

I'd indulge her teeth brushing fetish if she asked me to
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>>2361331
i actually was. posted the wrong picture
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>>2361356
What kind of marker is that?
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>>2361331
But we are just posting best ship!
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>>2361317

it has the prettiest horse and the cussedest horse. if it had the prettiest horses, it would have Rarity and Twilight.
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>>2361356
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DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA CIRCUS
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>>2361356
How slow can you get?
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>>2361358
make a comic to extrapolate it
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>>2361344
Trust us, there was shipping talk from the get-go. We didn't necessarily call it that, but that's what it was.
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>>2361358
Too bad. You already drew it, so now you have to stand by it forever. Do you even internet?
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>>2361371
fap version when pls

Is Butterscotch Sundae even writing anymore?
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>>2361356
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>>2361371

Man I love that picture.
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The lack of real best ship displeases me
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>>2361385
She is writing a twilestia fic with some rarijack.
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>>2361392

homofags pls
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Question time! Think of you favorite pairing. Got it!

These two ponies saw this in the internet and now are aware of this. How would they react to these whole shipping deal?

Bonus Question: How do you feel about Microsoft part of E3?
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>>2361366
You think Colgate gets completely wet whenever she brushes her teeth? Moaning softly in ecstasy as she brushes her most delicate spots?
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>>2361389
Me too.

I've searched through the archieve for it and have an entire thread saved just for it.
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>>2361317
>implying these aren't 2 best and prettiest horses
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>>2361392
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>>2361379
a comic about what
AJ and Mac having some kind of careful debate about what does and doesn't constitute incest
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>>2361403
>dash
>pretty
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>>2361398
Chuck your privilege.
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>>2361408
YES
Please
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>>2361392

HA HA HAHHAHAAHAHA,

PIE!!!!
LIKE THAT ONE TIME HE ATE A PIE ON THE SHOW!!!
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Glitter Glue

can you do soemthign funny on the fact the E3 streaming gusy are called Spike Tv?

>mlp spike gives paid reviews for Rarity.png
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>Microshit conference
>Kinect, Kinect everywhere
>nothing else
>Reddit as a favourite site in the web browser

Oh wow.
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>>2361339
>you forget to lock to door to the basement after fucking him one night
>you wake up the next day with him snuggled up next to you in bed
>one of his hooves will never be resting on your morning wood

>>2361340
So?
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>>2361411
>implying
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>>2361400

It was utterly shit and boring.
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Best ship is Pinkity
I don't have any pictures though cuz i'm a fagit.
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>>2361400
This probably applies to all of them, they would be surprised and kind of embarrased that so many people care about their shameful lesbian relationship or just surprised and disgusted if the only ship is friendship.
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>>2361408

i love Big Mare.
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>>2361386
>>2361378
>>2361376
man have you even seen my speed stat
I think I did pretty well considering
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>>2361401
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We talkin' incest now?
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>>2361432
that ship never sail. Some people try to force it after pyhd.
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>>2361403

>Dash
>pretty
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>>2361418
I think you can't really compare it. He is obviously obsessed with Pie even in-show
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>>2361443
Yes please
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>>2361419

That's a really shitty joke anon.
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>>2361439
Reuniclus is a shit pokémon

It's visually appealing, but it's still shit in battle
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>>2361449
u dum
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>>2361408
Could Appljack even mount her? She's so big.
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>>2361459
no u dum
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The distinct lack of real best ship in this thread displeases me
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>>2361443

>Rarity's dad rapes Sweetie
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>>2361443
Any backstory there double-G?
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>>2361432

Eh, I just don't see it happening on a serious level.
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>>2361408
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>>2361463
I'm sure all it would take is a compromising position and a moment of weakness

or a step-stool
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>>2361439
shit nigga I haven't even evolved and I'm faster than you
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>>2361457
it needs to know Trick Room to be rape material
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>>2361470
God I hate those faces.
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How to get out of Jury Duty in three easy words;

[Spoiler]National[/spoiler]
[Spoiler]Rifle[/spoiler]
[Spoiler]Association[/spoiler]
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>>2361491
What kind of shitty post is that?
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>>2361478
Yeah, they're just good friends.
Besides, we all know that they're the town sluts. They can't get together -- they have to spread it around.
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Why do twidash and rarijack have to fight? Everyone knows either one is more canon than any other ship, why does it matter which one's better?
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>>2361491
How did you mess that up so badly
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What the fuck are all these stupid pokemon names
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>>2361491
You suck.
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>>2361491
aww shit nigga 0 star post
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>>2361503
You are right Anon we should be friends.
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>>2361484
Speed isn't everything

It's better to go slow and do it right than to rush it and fuck up
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>>2361491
HOW
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>>2361481
But how could he get the step-stoll back there without being noticed? Or would she just say she needed to stand on Big Macy's back to get something on a high shelf?
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>>2361506
unf_
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>>2361491
You suck at posting.

Also, I told you that spouting crazed right-wing political views would work.
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>>2361503
they are my 2 favorite ships
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>>2361502

Nigga I will bleed you.
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>>2361491
[spoiler]How do I spoilers, guys?
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http://balloonparty.bandcamp.com/

Someone tweet this to Rob Swire to see his reaction.
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>>2361443
>you will never be forced by your godlike-monarch to inseminate your own beutiful daughter
>Thank God!
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>>2361474
I'll leave it to your imagination
but Celestia is clearly fucked-up
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>>2361524
Like this:

[spoiler]Hello World![/spoiler]
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>>2361517
Which ponies would you be between in a ponyball?
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>>2361503

because ours IS better.
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>>2361491
nevar post agin
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I seek your wise council general...
Which pony is this?
S2, E6, "The Cutie Pox".
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>>2361400
Both ponies would get disgusted and wonder why humans would do such a thing.

Also, Microsoft suck at E3.
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>>2361527
Watch out, he can change His will at any time.
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>>2361457

that's just about as wrong as you can get.

>that bulk
>that natural sp atk
>magic guard

OU for a reason.
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>>2361503

Because it grinds my gears when some people can't recognize the true best ship.
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>>2361491
You broke the internet!
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People keep bringing up the best ship, yet no one's posted it. Weird.
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>>2361537
Just a no-name BG, who cares?
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>>2361537
Looks like white carrot top.
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Why are they so perfect together, /co/?
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>>2361506
what the fuck is wrong with braeburns face
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>>2361551
it has the best name ill give you that
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>>2361542
this nigga knows
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>>2361503
my headcanon has room for TwiDash, Rarijack, and Flutterpie all at the same time
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>>2361551

That ship didn't even have the oppoturnity to sink.
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>>2361555
Because they are best ponaes.
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>>2361563
>Flutterpie
Smelly dumb TAW scum
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>>2361542
>smogonfags

you are the worst
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>>2361503
Because that means the only one left is flutterpie and that is a shit ship
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>>2361563
Do tell.
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>>2361563
Care to share it?
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>>2361559
He and Big Mac have orgasmed themselves retarded.
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>>2361528
Is supermagical-Unicorn eugenics an acceptable scenario?
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I'd pick Rarijack over Twidash simply because Twidash is just fucking stupid. But they're both pretty stupid.
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>>2361571
>only one left is flutterpie
>not Pinkiecakes and Fluttermac

I shiggy diggy doowop, Anonymous.
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>>2361554
It's is Carrot Top. She does double duty at the local CDC.
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>>2361563
>TAW
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>>2361563
Remember when I said you're like Terse when it comes to opinions?
I was wrong
I prefer Terse's opinions
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what is the most erotic part of a mare
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>>2361563
>flutterpie
NO
In a situation with Rarity-AJ and Dash-Twilight pairing off, Pinkie Pie fucks the Cakes.
Fluttershy continues being a shut-in.
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>>2361572
me and you sir, we are enemies.
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>>2361587
>Fluttermac
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>>2361593
Teats.
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Can we at least agree on dumbest ship?
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>>2361552
I was asked to make an OC of the hazmat pony is all, was seeking more details.
>>2361554
I thought the same...
At least the mane is the same.
Thanx Generals!
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>>2361594
One day I will be a crazy cat lady too
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>>2361478
Can't Pinkie see that she's annoying her friend? Why does she have to be such a bitch?
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>>2361593
Her neck.
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>>2361600
>blush

Did JJ draw that?
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Hay guise! Would you a real horse?
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>>2361604

I don't know, Applepie may be even dumber.
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>>2361581
Dude I fucking hate Twidash but it makes more sense than Rarijack
Especially sine you know RARITY IS CANON STRAIGHT
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>>2361551
Strange.
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>>2361587
>fluttermac
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My favourite ships is Raribloom
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>>2361593
hoofes
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>>2361608
Rose plz draw
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>>2361604
Yes.
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>>2361593
Backleg nti-knee
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>>2361604
Bitch please
It has nothing on Flutterlight
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>>2361616
TwilightDash is the dumbest obviously
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>>2361620
Fluttershy approves; are you going to dash her hopes?
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>>2361587
>fluttermac
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>>2361602
Teats are sexy, but winking vaginas may be sexier.
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>>2361600
deafdefiler would disagree with you
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>>2361614
Every time
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>>2361593

the horn
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>>2361526
>that really shitty moombah track
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>>2361615
if she smelled good and was clean and i could be assured that she wouldn't kick me and if she was in heat

then yes
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>>2361625
Yeah, I had to get some treatment before I could be a lady though
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>>2361636
Cheerimac is canon dumbass.
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>>2361615
>mare
No
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cutest ship
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>>2361629
>>2361633
Flutterlight mind.
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Submitted for your approval.
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>>2361655
>canon
>love poison
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>>2361645
and that's where we are now..
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>>2361629
This one has the potential to be the saddest and most awkward ship.
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>>2361593
All mares? Teats. But wings are sexiest.
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>>2361640
Vacuumed pumped, engorged, winking mare vaginas dripping with fluids.
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>>2361662
No.
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we shipping now
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>>2361664
Looks like someone didn't watch the end of the episode
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>>2361657
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>Fluttermac
>Twidash
>implying autists can into romance
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>>2361665
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZqHuvEtKcY
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>>2361680
Seriously, are we really having this thread?
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>>2361653
AB plz get the fuck out
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>>2361655
They were just pretending at the end
I think
It's kinda up in the air
Personally I don't care because you know >shipping
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>>2361657
this? Yeah, it's great.
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>>2361681
They were clearly teasing the CMC.
How does it feel to be unable to understand a show for little girls?
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>>2361688
Of course.
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>>2361503

How is Twidash more canon than anything else?

Twilestia is more canon than that.
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>>2361706
>implying that's not true
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>>2361702
I swear to god the first version of the pic had Gilda having FS decapitated
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>>2361705
Nope, it was clearly legit. You could tell by the end.
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>>2361709
is is saying no ship is more canon than anyother, i.e. none of them are canon
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>>2361705
>merely an act
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>>2361688
Where the fuck have you been?
We always shipping.
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>>2361716
There's not enough decapitation porn in this fandom.
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>>2361709

Twi-AnyMemberOfTheRoyalFamily is the most canon.
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You know what you don't see much of? anti-shipping.
Pic related.
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>>2361716
We shouldn't mind that
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Is it kill thread time? We can do it!
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>>2361725
2011fag detected
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>30 minutes until E3 is a go again
aw shit
>>
GUYS NAME ME SOME GOOD RARIJACK AND SOME TWIDASH >feel shipping fics.

Hard mode: not smut.
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>>2361706
but thats true, at least my preacher told me so, and he says its the word of God which is always true because the bible says so.
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>>2361737
There is not enough quality guro in general
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>>2361737
But that would also include Twilight x Blueblood
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>>2361745
Who's on?
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>>2361744
>2012fag pretending to be 2010fag detected
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>>2361739
This will come in handy.
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>GG
>Lesbians
>>
EA E3 SOON
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>you will never wake up snuggled against your hollow-sounded stallion-king
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>>2361756
EA. Expect alot of sport games.
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>>2361760
>that feel when British
>Exocet missile
>DAMN THOSE FRENCHIES
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>>2361740
I want to be reluctantly cursed at by Yellowquiet.
>>
EA stram?
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>>2361765
are the broadcasting now from Atlantis?
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>>2361755

she wants to get closer to the secrets that the Royal Family possesses. any way she can do that, she'll do it.
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>>2361767
>implying EA can beat M$ for levels of SPORTZ
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>>2361763
What about it
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>>2361754
Most of it is coming from buttmad wh40kfags with their favorite mary sues beating up things they don't like, as usual.
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>>2361767
Oh boy can't wait to see TOR
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>>2361769
Don't you have some parades and stuff to be getting to?
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>>2361767
Also probably something like Dead Space 3.

Is there anything of interest from Ubisoft's side? Because of the latest Rayman I'm willing to give 'em some of my attention.
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>>2361771
Don't we all.

She would always say she sorry in the end.
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>>2361765
>>2361774
Oh boy, more SPORTS.
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>>2361771
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>>2361687
Interesting video.
Lucky guy.
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>>2361769
I went to some, there will be more tomorrow.
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>>2361783
>my little army dudes can beat up your little horses, nancy boy!
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>>2361782
>not posting the best version
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>>2361295
reported for inappropriate use of spoilers
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>>2361769
>sunked by spanish wannabe-negroids with french weaponry
I am trully sorry for your lots.
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>>2361656
You prefer stallions?
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>>2361794
>FITP
2soon4me
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>>2361766
But he isn't your king. He is your best friend and you are his.
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>>2361806
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>>2361812

>musky

ADJECTIVES OF DOOM
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>>2361819
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>>2361819
Oh god you capped it. <3
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>>2361782

Why are they at Applejack's house
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>>2361803
Man while I like RarityXRarity I think RarityXRarity and RarityXRarity are better and have more potential
But it doesn't matter since RarityXRarity is canon
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>>2361788
>dead space 3
already confirmed

so is mirror's edge 2
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>>2361750
I really enjoyed `Twilight's List`, personally
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>>2361830
Your thinking of this, not that.
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>>2361833

I like how the wall next to the bed has so many scratches on it
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>>2361833
Dude Rover's cloths are also on the flor
They had a wild night
Who the fuck knows what they did with their unicorn magic
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>>2361822
Why doesn't Braeburned ever draw sheaths?
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>>2361824
Woould you an effluvious musky stallion? His aroma would be pungent and effervescent.
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>>2361802
>Brony holding a sergal
w-what?
>>
So who will step up to stream the next conference so we can keep it out of the general?

LK is asleep or at work
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>>2361845
Where the fuck is the blade? It's essential!
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>Tfw almost no art and pretty much no fics at all of your favorite ship
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>>2361750
All the rarijack fics are shit. Why?
>Baaw im a farmer I cant be a lesbian abloo abloo
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>>2361783
Even so it's rare. Most WHfags have a mentallity that is quite prone to assimilation into the herd.

I have seen way more crossovers than anti-pony art.
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>>2361834
>RarityXRarity
>canon
SHUT UP TAW
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
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>>2361847

>gemstone pegging
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>>2361839
>47k words

Time to draw the curtains, sunlight affects my ability to read.
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>>2361837
...Bullshit.
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>>2361858
When is the next conference?
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>>2361839
Link?
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>>2361861
>Apple Pie
>Apple Shy
>making any sense
>any shipping making anysense at all
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>>2361858
>stream
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>>2361857
Well, some retards count people having pets as furfags. Do you really think they would give a fuck? It has hair, it's furry shit to be burned.
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>>2361872
15 minutes
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>>2361872
15 minutes
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>>2361852
Is it also intoxicating?

And where is it coming from? His pendulous ponynuts? Do they swing like censers, wafting his pheremone-laden aromas around the room?
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>>2361874
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21583/Twilight%27s-List
It's long, but very nice. Well written, too.
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>XCOM ENEMY UNKOWN
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>>2361857
FD just decided that his battlemechs would smash everything he didn't like because that would definitely show all those furfaggots polluting up /tg/.
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>>2361872
EA starts in about 15 mins.
Ubisoft in two or so hours.

Sony at 6PM PST.
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>>2361802
Though the art is good the basic design of those mechs seems retarded.

How do they even balance?
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>>2361876
Apple shipping makes the least sense of all
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>>2361878
>most humans have hair
>furries!!!
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>>2361864
>mentallity that is quite prone to assimilation into the herd
Care to explain further?
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>>2361861
>Only one artist draws it
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>>2361888
Thank you Taw.
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>>2361839
>Twilight's List
mah nigga

Building Bridges is great too.
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>>2361894
That's disgusting.
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>>2361876
I don't see how Applejack & Pinkie Pie makes any less sense than, say, Twidash.
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>>2361845
I honestly think this series are the worst MLP pics ever.
>>
How does your favorite pony react when you slap them on the flank?
>>
How would Spike have turned out if he was raised by Luna as opposed to Celestia?
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>>2361744
What the fuck are you talking about? People have been shipping Twidash, Appledash, and Fluttermac since day one.
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>>2361894
nigga u furry
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>>2361891
Sony is tonight? arent they usually early on day 2
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>>2361894
This is way sexier than it should be. UNF
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>>2361904
Bleh, didn't mean to spoiler.
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>>2361913
giggles
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>>2361894
thats fucking disgusting
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>>2361866
That sounds painful.
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>>2361894
>tfw Aspirant wrote about her as well

Also, unf.
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>>2361916
>Twidash
>day one
Nigga what?
Thar's not true
And any Twidash back then was because Dash was literally shipped with everything possible.
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>>2361913
She moans
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>>2361910
Less interaction between I guess

They're probably played by the same pony
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>>2361919
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm309/Dr_Clipper/e3times2012.png

>too lazy to upload the file
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>>2361892
>mechs
Don't even ask, kewlfaggots often end up like that.
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>>2361913
Turned on.
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>>2361931
Sure new is here, twidash is the very first ship.
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>>2361910
Dash and Twilight have a lot more moments together in the show
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>>2361892
Gyroscopes all over the place.
>tfw your fuckawesome Atlas gets its gyro critted in the first round by a lucky LRM strike, rendering it utterly useless
And FD is a pro artist for Catalyst Game Labs. He got his start drawing stuff on DA, much of which could be characterized as "BattleMechs using flamethrowers on furries ha ha ha," and he (at least used to) post regularly on /tg/.
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>>2361885
The aroma makes those that breathe deep the aromas lascivious. The trails of invisible stallion odour are like lassos, they entrap those that inhale the silky strands, pulling them closer to the stallion, their limbs entrapped in a hypnotic desperation for the stallion's seed.
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>>2361928
It's not as bad as
gemstone sounding
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>>2361532
Soarin'
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>>2361861
That's what happens when you ship two characters that have almost no canon interaction with each other, almost nothing in common and simply do not make sense together.
>>
MLPG STREAM WHERE?

ITS ALMOST HERE
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>>2361888
Do you have any good examples of Rarijack?
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>>2361946
EGGHEADS
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>>2361912
Why?
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>>2361919

ARE YOU READY FOR inFAMOUS 3?
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>>2361916
Not until Dec and that's basically the same shit
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>>2361949
um are you talking about stinky horse nuts
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>>2361849
>Furry artists
>Drawing anatomically correct
Pick one
>>
EA E3 REAL SOON
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>>2361931
Twidash is the original pone ship.
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>>2361946
Just because they are standing together doesn't make it any more logically
They have nothing in common except Daring Do
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>>2361949
Does it only work on mares that are in cycle, or does it also work on humans and smaller, weaker stallions?
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>>2361968
It'll be shit like the first two.
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>>2361913
Kicks out.
Ouch.... UNF
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>>2361968
Infamous 3 was cancelled.
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KILL THREAD TIME!
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>>2361961
Not really, unfortunately. There's BSS's Swayback Mountain, and uh...

the ship doesn't really have much. Massive shame, really.
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You have fine taste OP
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>>2361980

it was never official.
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>>2361966
>decapitation, rape and esophagusfucking of a decapitated head
Is that not enough for you?
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>>2361900
He's talking out of his ass.
>>
TWILY
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>>2361972
Damage control.
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>>2361984
They have a lot but is like this guy said >>2361862
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>>2361971
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>>2361982
>we're basically halfway through the thread

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT

WE E3 NOW
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>>2361952
>you will never discover Rarity's prized possession - a hollow sound carved from a massive diamond
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>>2361961
This one's kind of cute:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/1724/Diamond-in-the-Rough
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>>2361913
She kicks me so hard I land in the hospital.
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>>2361945
>>2361973
Then it must have completely died till November because I didn't see anything
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>>2361966
Yeah, I've seen much, much, much worse

Probably some lunafag
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>>2361971
>Furry artists just HATE drawing animal dicks
I see I've stumbled into Opposite World
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>>2361900
Hivemind, autism and God Emperor concept. Not much to explain.
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>>2361615
why is it so hard to find recent bestiality? all the sites i check only have videos from the fucking 90s.
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>>2362006
>only my recollection counts
>I am the arbiter of what happened
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>>2361992
Well, that's true, really many wh40kfags are bronies too, but this doesn't change the fact there are ones who scream bloody murder in the name of their fictional corpse god.
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>>2361948
>Atlas with a pipe
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>>2361929
Fluttershy you
god damn
tease
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>>2361993
how did that surfer asshole ever become captain of the royal guard

i bet princess celestia appointed him as a favor to twilight
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You think I'm done posting ships?
HAHA FUCK YOU
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>>2361975
It works on everyone, none can escape the lenitive and mesmerising call of the stallion's musk. It is also mildly soporific, as though your mind clouds with sleepy thoughts, but nay, that is the desire for the stallion's seed becoming so great your mind is clouded and you become his willing pawn.

Luckily for you, he only wishes to use you as a willing recipient for his fluids, lest he become societally weak from not mating enough.
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>>2362008
The rape and murder of season 1 Luna was symbolic, Season 2 Luna looks much better.
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>>2361913
She would shriek and ask why I did that.

I would then apologize.
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>>2362024
I bet you like when dicks hit your as
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Which pony is the most rufus?
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>>2362006
It pretty much did, yeah.
The first shipping picture ever created was a Twidash one iirc, and when Valentine's Day rolled around there were a few shipping fics made for it, but aside from that, it pretty much died until it's fairly recent revival.
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>>2361946
>implying what happens in the show = everything that goes on in the characters' lives
>implying people that don't date yet but will sometimes in the future spend more time together than good friends who will never ever date
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>>2362002
>that pic
WD is mai waifu.
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>>2362011
They like drawing animal dicks, they just rarely draw them anatomically correctly.
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>>2362011
Just because you like it doesn't mean you're good at it.
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>>2362034
>looks much better

They turned her into a retard. Yamino should have railed against that.
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>>2362000

>she will never beg you to let her put it into you
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>>2361991
Not in these particular pics.
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>>2361971
>>2362011
>>
>tfw there's only one person who is a bigger slut than Rarity and that's iJustine
How does it feel, Rarifags?
HOW DOES IT FEEL?
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>>2362002
Read that one, it is quite cute, but it bugs me because at the end it implies Applejack is going to fuck Rarity over and suddenly become fugue regarding last night's escapades.
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>>2362040
As opposed to your headcanon?
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>>2362038
Dash
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>>2362000
>you will never apply lube and stick it up your cock
>the enchantment hidden inside it will never cause it to glow before it locks in place
>Rarity knocks on the door
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>>2362056
FUCK YOU
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>>2362050
>S2 Luna
>retard
Go back to your Fluttershy 2.0 and your fanfics.
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>>2362060
You know fuck this
I'm not paying for new talbes
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>>2362056
why is she so awesome
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>>2362034
Without question.
Even has personality.
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>>2362050
>Retard
>Because she doesn't know what ponies do 1000 fucking years after she was in ponyville the last time
I shiggy diggy do seriously hope you shoo be do
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>>2362050
Honestly season 1 luna looked and sounded like shit, she didn't look like a princess and she was a meek pitiful bitch.
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>>2362060
The fuck did you just say about my waifu?
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>>2362088
We already had that question with the same pic today
And its still because of the mane and eyes... and wings
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>>2362083
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>>2362088
because she fast
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>>2362057
Thanks, man, I was looking for something like that. Saved.
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>>2362033
If he accidentally attracts to many stallions can they end up overpowering him and stealing his strength and virility with their strange pony magics?
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>>2362083
Why are they casting magic?
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>>2362011

GG which type of penis does each of the mane 6 prefer
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>>2362056
i love those adorable background ponies

also lyra is there
>>
OH SHIT IT'S ABOUT TO BEGIN
DFIJDKFGJFDJIFDJ
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>>2362057
Dolphin>all
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>>2362099
different person what who you are talking too but it was why is she so pretty /co/. you gave me the same answer
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Which pony enjoys anal sex the most?
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Hey guys check it out.
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>>2362102
Took long enough
Too bad I fucking hate SA
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>>2362065
I've got several contradicting headcanons, which I just change depending on my mood.

I'm just saying that the logic of the poster I was responding to wasn't quite the best, whether it contradicts my headcanon or not.

I can already hear you saying that I also probably my own ship on flawed logic, and I'm right. My point is, since all ships make no sense anyway, WHY IS THERE STILL SO LITTLE APPLEPIE?
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>>2362114
they do not like penis because they are all asexual
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>>2362113
>unicorns cast spells after sex
>unicorns cast spells after a movie ends
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>>2362093
She was meek and pitiful in S2. Also she was a downy.

There's a reason why the luna fandom disappeared in S2. It's because they changed the character and fucked it up.
>>
>NEEDS MORE DUBSTEP
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>>2362131
Man I fucking love ShinningDash.
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>needs more dubstep
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>>2362131
They were for to wed by Hasbro.
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>>2362141
>This is what S1 lunafags actually believe
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>>2362114
>GG which type of penis does each of the mane 6 prefer
the type that brings its friends
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>>2362125
>mfw my memory fails me
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>>2362088
>>2362088
because she has a great personality and is forever my waifu

>captcha:likewife
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>>2362083
Where's Spike?
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>>2362129
Twilight. Although she's very timid at first.
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>>2362114
>dickscord.gif
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>>2362083
Applecest is better
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>>2362122
TOO BIG
>>
Okay, any stream for the EA part of E3?
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>>2362113
Maybe it's some sort of magic sex play.
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>>2362154
What a coincidence, that's MY favorite kind!

Oh we have so much in common.
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>>2361992
Itried to post the Godess Empress Celestia image 1st result for "Godess Empress" in google but the file was too large to upload here. That's why I did not respond sooner.
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>>2362158
>RD
>Great personality
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
SHIT NIGGA THAT"S GOOD
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>>2362158

>great personality

Except she's an uber doucher.
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>>2362083
>mfw unicorns cast magic whenever Princes Celestia raises the sun
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>>2362060
ijustine Almost time for EA press! Looking forward to hearing more about #deadspace3 - ISAAC I LOVE YOU!!!!!
10 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
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>>2362106
Who knows, our heroic stallion of legend has never had that happen. He's never out of fuel, his phallus is always ready and waiting, his subjects always eager to receive.

he is a bountifully benevolent master, as he is always willing to give.

It's a wonderful symbiosis between master and subject.

But you are the first, the only one to catch his eye and make him take a second glance. You have supple skin unlike anything he's ever seen. He rails against his composure to run his hooves along you, feeling the soft velvet of your epidermis, eat little hair follicle tickling the inner parts of his hoof, eliciting a sigh of pleasure as the hairs caress his most concentrated erogenous zone. He will have to make sure he can deliver extra musk to you on your next meeting, he will enrapture you and make you his own for as long as you or he can last.
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>>2362141
Season 2 Luna was strong willed and assertive and powerful.
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>>2362180
>implying she isnt the loveable kind of douche
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link to EA?
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>>2362129
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>>2362129
Twilight. She grew up with it.
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>>2362181
>mfw earth ponies can't even do real magic
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How do you spell Pinkie Pie's name again?
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>>2362083
My >headcanon is that unicorns generally link their "manapools" so to speak during sex; the dominant will suck as much energy as they can during the buildup, then forcefully channel it all back into the other during orgasm.
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>>2362193
http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/live.html

This is where I'm watching it.
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>>2362191
She's not.
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>>2362203
Pankæ pæ
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>>2362203
oh god please no
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>>2362158
>likewife
it's actually likewise, old books just don't know what an s looks like.
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if you could be a background pony, doomed to never interact with the mane cast but able to live among them in equestria

would you
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>>2362203
Panka pai
>>
EA IS ON
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>>2362168
Meh... almost as good though. But you can't beat BBBFFWB.
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>>2362154
Why the fuck does this turn on every time it's posted.

I just finished fapping 10 minutes ago
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>>2362057
I like Crocodile more than human. Does that make me a scalefag?
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>>2362203
Ponki poi
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>>2362213
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>>2362203
Ponko Ponk
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>>2362171
http://www.gametrailers.com/netstorage/e3/live.html
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>justifying DLC
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>you've been seeing a lot of great conferences this week
>ours is different

oh EA
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>>2362165
discord's got what everyone needs
just not necessarily what they want
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DS1 day 1 DLC confirmed?
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>>2362248
Shit, I meant DS3
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>>2362227
...wat
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>10 years ago the gsaame you bought was the game you got

HAHAHA
>>
first reply ending in evens decides what I masturbate to
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>>2362203
Porsche Plane
Poignant Pipe
Petty Pork
Primping Pants
>>
Why is afternoon MLPG so /v/?
>>
>>2362154

That's

hnngh
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>>2362057
>dem reptilian double-penises
i jelly
>>
someone needs to take up LK's place and stream this so we can all be disgusted in one place
>>
Påñkæ Pįę
Is an undesirable pone
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>>2362254
It's not your box-dicks, I'm sure. Probably just the idea.
>>
SPACE CONFIRMED FOR A NEW LOCATION IN DEAD SPACE 3

WAIT
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>>2362259
So was morning. Microsoft NEVER talk about vidya.
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>John Carver

What an original name.
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>>2362257
>rape
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>>2362203
Songsmile
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>>2362057

KANGAROOS GOT BALLS ABOVE THEY DICKS
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>>2362257
>>2362258
>>
I would stream
But >finals
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>>2362276
Man, they're really raising the bar for other space games.
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>>2362122

I zoomed in on those background ponies for you.
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>>2362280
Do I get to go look at rape porn? Or do I have to masturbate to a word?
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>>2362257

>>2361819
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>"Sorry ma'am, you can't get off Mr. Pones' Wild Ride." he replied, shaking his head. "Ain't no way to make it stop."
GOD DAMMIT TAW
MY SIDES
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>>2362257
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>>2362292
I can link you some, if you'd like.
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>>2362254
Hey, I never asked for this.
>>
Dead Gears 3
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>>2362299
Pone rape? that sounds good. Otherwise, sure, so long as it's simulated because fuck me I'd cry if it was real.
>>
>>2362299
real rape porn or the faked shit?
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>>2362299
HEY GUYS GET IT BECAUSE DEADDEFILER LOVES RAPE
>>
Jesus fucking christ they absolutely butchered Dead Space.
Fuck EA.
Fuck DLC.
Fuck the industry.
>>
KILL THREAD TIME
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OH BOY DEAD SPACE IS NO LONGER DEAD SPACE
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>>2362305
>pone

...Don't have much of that. But yeah, mostly hentai and/or acting. Which would you prefer?
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WHO IS MAN ENOUGH TO JOIN ME IN PLAYING THIS UNHOLY CREATION
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>>2362292
Rape porn I guess? Or you can masturbate to the word if you like.
>>
Wonder how boring and uneventful Sony's conference is going to be
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>>2362314
Why do you want the thread dead so bad?
>>
Oh god, my vore fetish ;_;
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>mfw everything unique about dead space is gone
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>>2362311
DEAF*
FUCK
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>>2362318
I'll take the hentai
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>>2362292
Just watch japanese porn. All the women sound like they are being raped.
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>>2362319
>Finish your entire fucking drink if they manage to ruin yet another franchise
PFFFFHAHAHAHAHA NO
That would be 1 drink right now, after the first game
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>>2362188
Well I'm not going down without a fight. If he likes the feel of my skin so much let's see how he reacts to me throwing myself onto his back and hugging him tight against me.
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I see MLPG is enjoying the EA conference.
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>>2362334
... this, i feel kind of real sadness..
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>>2362208
That explains all that ectoplasm during orgasm...
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>>2362319
nigga i'd die
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/d/eadspace
>>
>we want the voraphilia audience
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>>2362337
http://www.mediafire.com/?zp2nhi2yiiv

An old favorite. Enjoy!
>>
Oh fuck,a sport game time now. I hate sport games alot.
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>>2362319
>shot for each celebrity
OH FUCK
WE'RE GOING TO DIE
>>
Toim for sum hand egg!
>>
anyone got that pick of that white horse's pussy?

need it for reference
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>cover shooting in Dead Space
>constant banter
It wasn't a great horror game to begin with, but this...
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Oh well, looks like Dead Space just turned inot Gears of Lost Planet 3: Dead in Space
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>>2362342
I'm not even watching it. I know exactly what it's like and I really can't be bothered.
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>>2362334
was there ever anything unique about it?
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>>2362342
>Enjoying

That's not funny. They just brutally murdered one of my favorite franchises.
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>>2362319

I am sorry but i have yet reasons to live, also there might be problems with procuring a hectoliter of alcohol.
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>>2362366
the ecm post one? no, but i need a good fap right about now
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>>2362305
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>>2362350
>that feel when Tomb Raider is going to sate my guro fetish and Deadspace is going to sate my vore and dismemberment fetishes
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>>2362351
>160 pages
jeez
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>>2362374
it was interesting, wasnt really scary but at least it tried to have a creepy atmosphere and not being a simple 3rd person shooter
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>>2362350
>there are people out there that just fapped to Issac being shallow by that monster
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>>2362373
>>2362375

Are there any heros left in the world of vidya?
>>
>>2362377
no, I'm talking a real photograph

pussy looks almost pink
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>>2362382
What the fuck
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>>2362375
We can lament that death together, friend.
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>>2362386
There are a couple in there that don't agree with me, but for the most part it's amazing, and I love Perestroika's style.
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>>2362333
what about your vore fetish?
>>
CELEBRITY GUEST

DOWN THAT SHOT
>>
>yfw Mirror's Edge 2 with more shooting elements

I wouldn't mind multiplayer as long as it was properly handled. But ala, this won't be the cause with EA.
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>>2362374
Floating around in anti-gravity was cool.
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>>2362391
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>>2361929
I should finish that some time I guess. I just lost all motivation at....6am this morning.
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>>2362397
>>2362396
that was the one iw as talking about. THANK YOU
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>>2362396
i think thats it

thanks
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>>2362398
Wet maregasm.
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>>2362298
Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra Lyra
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>>2362391
I find it hard to call Gaben a hero anymore.
>>
>celebrity talkign about sports game

FUCK SHOW THE GAME
>>
>Pro football player gives a great inspirational speech
>"...That's great"
>>
>>2362404
Mirror's Edge 2 where shooting is actually encouraged... fuck them, they are 100% capable of doing something like that
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>>2362406
oh, I never got that far before giving up that shit game
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>>2362391
Was there ever one?
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Are Chrysalises dealyboppers a crown or stylised antennae?
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>JOHN MADDEN
>JOHN MADDEN
>JOHN MADDEN
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>>2362391
Dust 514 looks interesting, but that's really a niche audience.
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>>2362401
How many can she fit in there? What does she do with them?
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>>2362391
Does Based Toady One count?
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>>2362391
Nintendo
>>
We RPG now.
>>
Did he just fucking say Madden is an RPG?
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>>2362404
>yfw it's another cover-based shooter
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>>2362396
>all clean
Heh, this I actually would consider.
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>>2362431
Both.
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Weaver pls draw more gore

You have talent for it.
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>>
Horsefucking levels: Critical
>>
JOHN MADDEN RPG

EXPECT GAY SHOWER SCENE
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What the fuck is going on with 4chan?

Am I the only one getting issues?
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>>2362450
Seconding this
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>>2362434
Well, according to the artist, she keeps them sustained and mind controlled to provide a constant source of love for her.

And at least three fillies.
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>>2362443
pls no
pls
no
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>>2362409
I would not be surprise if Nintendo end up winning.
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>nintendo

I didn't realize rehashes and gimmicks were the saviors vidya needed.
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>>2362460
YOU CAN EVEN BE JOHN MADDEN.
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>>2362409
Save me, Reggie
>>
>SIM CITY SOCIAL

MAXIIIIIIIIS
>>
>Simcity social
Fucking kill me now
>>
>more city
>less ville

MY SIDES
>>
>facebook
>simcity
>fun
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>>2362480
[wat]
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>>2362475
Yes. Because rehashing FPS is usually better.
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>Now Simcity is getting raped
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>>2362450
Gore is so pretentious.
>>
>Sim City
I'M DYING
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>nintendo takes the stage
>they brag about all the money they're making and how everything is fine

Every fucking time.
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>>2362472
Anyone could tell that they would win even in 2011
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>>2362472
Nintendo have the following going for them every year:
Focus on VIDEOGAMES
Reggie
Strong first-party presence
Miyamoto being awkward
Reggie
Classic franchises
Reggie
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>>2362438
true story
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>>2362489
>>2362488
doesn't matter, so long a SimCity 5 gets released.
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>>2362501
Watch when EA milk it and then bankrupt it and make sure that game would never be made again.
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>>2362434
It's unknown how many can be fit in there. Would you help her find out by bringing ponies to her? Also love batteries
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>>2362456
Were you even here last night? We took a fetish typically discussed to a whole new level.
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>Challenge.
>Progress bar.
Whhat?
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>>2362521
there's NOTHING new about the new simcity
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>>2362513

>miyamoto being awkward

Just wait until kojima spills his spaghetti again during his conference.
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>>2362527
>a whole new level

I wasn't here, but I don't believe that
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>>2362546
S-sorry
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>>2362513
My body is Reggie
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>>2362524
Well sure, but I wouldn't want to be the anon that runs out of ponies to bring her.

That's a bald-faced lie.
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>>2362527
depends on how long ago is "last night".

Hell I dont even remember last night.
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>>2362431
I like the word dealyboppers. A lot.
I could say it all day.

Have you ever said a word so many times it starts losing all meaning?
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>>2362562
Dooks pls color.
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>The feedback bar
My sides.
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>>2362527
Well I wouldn't necessarily call it a 'whole new level', but it was pretty great.
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How the fuck do I end up running into comments like this at every single fucking youtube video ever.
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>>2362543
The mandatory online is new
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>>2362467
>>2362524
Wait a second, I've heard this somewhere before.
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>>2362524
>all this bloaty bugpone
oh god mah boner
>>
STOP FUCKING CLAPPING
>>
what's so new about fucking battlefield?
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>>2362572
>BIGGEST GAME IS BATTLEFIEDL 3
>HONEST
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>>2362588
Dude, they're americans
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>dat weak applause
>>
oh wow, so call of duty elite for battlefield?
BEST THING EVA

come on..
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>THAT DLC
DOWN
YOUR
FUCKING
DRINKS
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>>2362555
>>2362566
see
>>2361819

Maybe it wasn't a new level, but it was new.
>>
>BF3 PREMIUM
>EXCLUSIVE ITEMS
>BF3 PREMIUM
>EXCLUSIVE ITEMS
>BF3 PREMIUM
>EXCLUSIVE ITEMS
>BF3 PREMIUM
>EXCLUSIVE ITEMS
>>
So EA are bringing Call of Duty Elite to Battlefield.
>>
>DOWN YOUR DRINK EACH TIME THEY TRY TO COPY ACTIVISION
>COD : ELITE

DOWN YOUR DRINKS FAGGOT
DOWN IT
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>>2362595
More accurately, they're a collection of shitty vidya and technology "journalists" who know who feeds them, industry executives, and carefully-chosen "fans" (read: plants).
>>
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEERDS
>>
>Battlefield Premium

Fucking shameless.
>>
>PAID TO WIN COMING BATTLEFIELD
>FOR $50

PFTTTT
>>
>>2362524
Fuck man why does this have to be vore? Fuuuuuuuck.
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>>2362581
>Not disabling comments
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>>2362188
Oh man.
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>Battlefield Ultra Premium Turbo Edition

I see EA is taking a page from Capcom
>>
WE TORTANIC NOW

HELL YEAH.
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>>2362612
LOW LOW PRICE OF HALF A C NOTE

AND NOW TOR
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>>2362596
What kind of OC is that?
>>
>STAR WARS MUSIC

HRE WE GO
>>
>>2362629
You can't even tell until you read the filename or an artist's comment. You could alternatively bug LK for more when he wakes up.
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>>2362579
I wonder if it will be built on in the nights to come, or if it will be forgotten.
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>Starwars
OH BOY HERE WE GO!
>>
Ohoho, Tortanic time.
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>>2362611
Thats pretty out there yeah.

Doesnt change the fact that levels are pretty high right now.

Wouldnt have it any other way
>>
TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOTS
>>
>TAKE A SHOT IF THEY TRY DAMAGE CONTROL
OH FUCK

IM GOING TO DIE
>>
someone post stream link
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>>2362652
"Hey guys we're still around. Please resubscribe."

That's the gist of what this dude is saying
>>
>>2362642

Ultra Premium Turbo Deluxe edition will be available in six months.
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>"Please buy our game."
>>
>ni-ni-nightmare

THE SPAGHETTI IS FLOWING ALREADY
>>
EVERYTHING IS FINE GUYS, R-REALLY.

AND IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY, TRY OUT TOR.

IT'S F-FUN.
>>
That clapping.

Sinked ship confirmed.
>>
So, does someone want still to talk about ponies?
>>
so much flopsweat
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>>2362596
Would you restrain pone with your tentacles?
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>>2362565
>Chrysalis has become absolutely massive from all the ponies she's consumed. She is vaguely similar to that of a termite queen in terms of the sheer size of her belly.
>>
>F2P CONFIRMED

HAHAHAHAAH
>>
>Up to level 15 for free
Are you a Blizzard?
>>
>DAMAGE CONTROL + RUINED SERIES IN THE SAME PRESENTATION
MY DRINK IS RUNNING LOW
>>
OPERATORS time
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>>2362629
You could pretend it's eggs.
>>
Is F2P confirmed? Holy shit.
>>
NO ONE CLAPPED FOR TOR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
FREE TO FUCKING PLAY.

SHIT STATUS: 404 NOT FOUND
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>F2P up to 15

pfffffthahahahaha
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>>2362584
Here you go.

>>2362629
This one's just a nice puffy belly. No vore involved.
>>
OPERATORs VS Pirates
WHO WILL WIN
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>>2362703
man, thats big.
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You guys are sort of /co/, right? Who here has read this? Does anyone have a PDF? I can't find any online, but I remember it from my childhood.
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Do you think Season 3 will give us new faces?
>>
>One of the biggest MMO updates in history
>A new zone and a bunch of features that should've been in at launch
Shit nigger get it together
City Of Heroes gets better updates every fucking time they patch it
>>
Is it generic FPS time again?
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>>2362584
>>2362524
>>2362629
>>2362653
>>2362715
LK implied she was stuffed with love but generally left it pretty ambiguous. She could be full of love, eggs, pony
I like to think she's full of pony.
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>>2362741
I think we are v right now.

>>2362743
Yes.
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>>2362743
i sure hope so
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>>2362703
Gog damn
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>>2362747
Seriously.
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>>2362747
this generation is always time for generic FPS
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>>2362752
>>2362753
Those aren't new faces
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>>2362751
>>2362735
>>2362703
>tfw bloated bug pone talk and LK isn't here
poor guy
>>
>Guy on stage playing generic fps
>He's not even facing the screen
TOTALLY NOT PRERECORDED, NOPE
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>>2362741
Remember "The House with the Clock in the Walls?"
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>>2362763
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>>2362751
It's faster than raising changelings from eggs
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>that feedback graph

Holy shit my sides!
>>
>>2362735
>>2362754
You'd be that big too if you ate that many ponies.
Don't let her overhear you talking about how big she is. You might end up like the others.
>>
why is EA so obsessed with the Tier 1 Operator concept?
>>
>>2362729
>>2362751
>it's transparent
>you could hug up against it and see your arm through all green and hazy through it

OH GOD MY DICK
>>
>>2362572
Where?
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>>2362779
No I don't, Motel of Mysteries is one of the few "graphic novels" or whatever you want to call them I ever liked as a kid. Apart from this thing holy fucking shit.
>>
>Linkin Park
>>
What the fuck is with the soundtrack they choose?
>>
>>2362799
in the GT stream, it's in the hate/dislike level all the time
>>
>>2362803 here
obviously that's not a graphic novel, but yeah.
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>>2362703
Would you be the one that tells he she needs to go on a diet before she dies of heart disease, or would you keep quiet and hope you are the minion slated to become the next queen when she dies?
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>That music
Holy shit my sides
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>linkin park

hahahahahahaha
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>>2362803
>>2362803
We favorite books as kids now?
>>
>>2362794
Being re-eating for reeducation?
___unf__
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>>2362751
What about eggs and a single pony to keep the eggs nourished with love?
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>>2362794
But it was a compliment, I swear! There's... You know... More of her to love. Right?
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>linking park

are these niggas serious?
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>Free to play, social, mobile Madden
WHAT
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>Innohvezhon.
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>>2362813
Shit, I need to rewatch Aliens tonight. Best film of the series, hands down.
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>>2362820
This series needs a video game so fucking bad

>huntan
>fightan
>clan battlan
>exploran
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>>2362785
>scootaloo is corrupted inside chrysalis
>she runs away when chrysalis orders her to assume a form other than rainbow dash
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>Social EA sports

the fuck
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>Madden social
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2362842
>Killing the fuck out of other cats

fuck yeah
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>>2362827
Oh how sweet. Now go find me a dragon, ponies are getting too small.
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>>2362846
everything needs to be social today anon
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>>2362842
>Made by EA
>>
>FACEBOOK
>INNOVATION

IM RUNNING OUT OF DRINK
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>all this social network shit

jesus fuck why
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>>2362842
Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel with cats?
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>>2362798
and just think, the bigger she gets, the more taut and transparent she'll become
had she a bellybutton, you could plunge your dick in and watch yourself fuck it
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TwiShy is spaghettiest ship
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>>2362855
everyone needs to be online, how else will they force you into their subscription services?
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>>2362864
casuals
casuals ruin everything
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>>2362864
BECAUSE CASUAL
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>Facebook games
>real games
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>>2362798
Like you could wrap your arm around all that mass
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>FIFA is football's social network
>FIFA is football's social network
>FIFA is football's social network
>FIFA is football's social network
>FIFA is football's social network
>FIFA is football's social network
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>>2362866
>Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel
Never mention that game again.
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>Boosts.
Mega kick hoooooo!
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>>2362852
No shit man, Warriors is pretty fucking violent and bloody for a kid's series.
>>
WHAT AM I MISSING?
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>This entire E3
THE NEXT GAMING CRASH CANT COME FAST ENOUGH
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Welp, my drinks are already empty
fuck Ea, I'm out
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>>2362880
>facebook
>games
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>>2362893
EA being as bad, if not worst, then Microsoft.
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>>2362840
>Shining Armor leads a team to find out why a mining town has stopped their ore shipment
>After determining that the town is empty the descend into the mines
>At the deepest point they find all the missing ponies glued to the walls
>They also have a golem with them because ponies don't have androids
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>>2362894
God where's the Dan Barrett of vidya games?
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>>2362885
>all that mass
I sure as fuck want to try
Do you think her midsection would be squishy and snuggly compared to the rest of her?
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>>2362880
my face
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So much rehash it hurts.
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>>2362894
i wasnt here for microshits thing
can you give me a summary?
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>>2362894
as harsh as it may sound, maybe the industry does need a crash, something to make it wake up and create actual games
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scarrrrrr
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Sony will have games

I know it will, just you wait
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>>2362870
> most spaghetti ship
Wouldn't that be Dash and Fluttershy?
That ship is a heli-carrier, propelled by infinite flying spaghetti.
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>>2362904
At leat EA has actual vidya.
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I actually ran out of booze
Fuck you EA
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does bug pone eat through your house's brick mortar and build a nest inside your walls?
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>These sports game

I never really get the appeal to these types of games at all.
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>>2362870
it would be cute watching them akwardly fumble through a romantic relationship
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>>2362916
sports, music, fitness, kinect
no vidya
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>>2362924
What do you mean?
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>>2362926
And all of it is beyond terrible
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>>2362924
>both of them have no idea how to treat their partner in a proper relationship
>Fluttershy is too shy to speak up
...They're both the spaghetti-est.
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>>2362935
I don't get why they make such a big deal about them, people will always buy them
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I just got back, did TOR really go F2P? Shit I fucking missed it.
>>
IT BEGINS
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>>2362922
>sony
>games
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>>2362926
>Generic FPS
>SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
>SOCIAL DIARRHEA
>A ruined franchise
>>
We president now
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>>2362933
No.
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>>2362869
>changeling
Not only is that possible, it could be more than a bellybutton.

>>2362907
You'd better believe it. Her exoskeleton may be sleek and shiny, but it's so stiff it's hard to really hug. Her belly, though? It's the most plush thing you've ever felt. Even as it expands further, it's always huggably soft and yielding. You could fall asleep cuddling her big, squishy tummy.
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>>2362907
pone belly is always squishy and warm
>>
MORE SPORTZ
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>>2362917
> see frontpage for 3D
TRANSFORMERS FRANCHISE GAEM
RESIDUNT EBIL 347
DEEPLY TOOLED FAR SOME CRY 3
TOOM RAIDURR

Wow
They're really phoning it in.

Yeah, I could go with things crashing and burning, letting smaller studios take up the slack.
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>>2362917
>want next crash
Actually, many people want that to happen. Who knows, Nintendo might be that rising phoenix like it was with the first crash.
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>>2362936
I think there's a fic of this actually, though I forgot the name of it.
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>>2362955
No. It has the same F2P thing that WoW does. Free to play under level 15.
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>>2362955
Up to lvl 15.
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>>2362957
Only on the Sony conference may VALVe show up. That's the only thing that can be not bad on this E3 now.
>>
>celebrity guest
Another? Take a shot
>>
>Another celebrity
SHOTS
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>>2362952
It's like Coke or Pepsi advertising. Everyone in the fucking world knows about Coke and Pepsi already. You know if you like it or not. New ads for the same shit are not going to somehow convince nonbelievers.
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>>2362957
Everyone knows that ps3 makes the best games
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>every game series shit on with SOCIAL, DLC, CONNECTIVITY, UNLOCKS, CUSTOMIZATION, CLUBS, ON THE GO, LEVEL UP, FACEBOOK
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Oh god, it's the NFL contract again.
>>
>>2362840
>Aliens
>better than Alien
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>>2362965
Indie games are already starting to get big, see HIB
>>
FIST BUMP
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>>2362966
It can usher in a new era of gimmicky controllers
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>>2362955
up to level 15 yeah
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>MFW sports sports sports
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>>2362961
So a bellygina? Or a bellymouth?
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>>2362981
Chad Warden pls go
>>
street racing is illegal EA
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>>2362984
god this generation is awful..
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>>2362996
>>2362961
We're getting into weird territory, gentlemen. I like it. Do you think LK would draw it?
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Oh boy another NFS
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>Firestarter
>Drivan
Zzzz.
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>>2362988
Also Toady One proved that you could make a living developing a game and giving it away, even if you're an indie developer, so expect more devs to try that out.
>>
1000 EDT -- 2200 EDT: angry /v/idya MLPG
2200 EDT -- 1000 EDT: fetish /d/eviant MLPG
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>>2362996
Whatever pleases you. It could even be a bellybutthole if you'd like.
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>>2362986
But Aliens is better
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>>2362984
Every gaming company is trying to jump on the next bandwagon for maximum profit. Thing is, they're all jumping on the wrong ones.
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>glorifying criminal behavior

That's terrible, EA

>friends

fucking
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>>2362971
It's on EqD, I think.
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>>2362960
I want baby Chrysalis to latch onto my car window and annoy the other drivers
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>>2363004
I better be able to play as a cop. Hot Persuit 2 was fun as shit.
>>
>Most Wanted
>Not Underground 2

WHAT THE FUCK, EA??!?!?!
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>>2363021
Oh man I love that guy, he's so fucking dedicated to that game of his.

It's great.
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>>2362981
No trolling, I do like the look and feel of my PS3 games better than my friends' XBox stuff
But maybe that's an unfair comparison, they get all roided up on CALL OF DUTY XXXRV: RETURN OF THE NORTH KOREAN RUSSIAN JAPS and I prefer Mass Effect and Dust and all that stuff.

Also Journey, goddamn.
>>
More social bullshit?
Jesus fucking christ
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>3 PM
>watch ubisoft choke on their own dicks
>or watch baseball teams participate in the most inconsequential draft in professional sports
I think I'm going with the MLB draft.
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>>2363026
The up-and-coming things today are indie games and f2p stuff with micro-transactions. You think they'd be able to see this.
>>
>TAKEDOWNS IN NFS

NO
NONONONONNONNONONONO
FUCK YOU
>>
watching Racing is still not impressive EA
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>>2363025
>i_don't_feel.jpg
But Alien is the only decent film in the franchise.

I guess I just don't like action flicks.
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>>2363024
Chrysalis, tired of the inflation casuals, tries catering to the gay male inflationist market.
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>>2363031
Aha, here we are!
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2011/09/story-once-bitten-twice-shy.html
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>>2362971
Study buddies I think it's called?
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>>2363052
Kill yourself Ross
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HAHAHAHAHAHA, ARE THEY RIPPING OFF BURNOUT NOW?
TAKE A SHOT, GENTS
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>>2362976
I'm hoping they'll mention Dust.
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>>2362986
That's what I said.
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>Most Wanted
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE HOT PURSUIT
IN A DIFFERENT LOCATION
THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO DO
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>some people like Sony's movies and brown/bloom shooters
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Wow the driving physics in NFS Most Shittest look super realistic.
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>DLC everywhere
I wouldn't care so much, but even developers that have no business doing this shit get into it (I see what you're fucking doing, Paradox. This would be slightly less unacceptable if your shit ever worked right and if I didn't need mods half the time to make your games playable).
>>
It's like he's playing Flatout, crashing into every single object on the track.
>>
Where are the video games?

I was told E3 had video games
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>>2363068
They are, I might actually go play burnout after this
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>>2363045
Journey was lovely
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>>2363055
It's by the same people that made Burnout, so it's logical. Though I still want my fucking Burnout 3 HD.
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>>2363063
I doubt that'll work very well

Male Changelings don;t seem to have the transparent midsection ( I don't think they do)
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>>2362824
>>2362827
>You're nervously chittering that you meant it as a good thing, honest!
>"If you think my large size will bring me more love than I'm sure you won't mind adding to it"
>She whips her tongue out and wraps it around your neck before slurping you down head first
>Her wings briefly flitter and she shudders in ecstasy as she makes the final gulp.
> With a small malicious laugh she calls you a foolish but tasty little minion.
Changelings are incapable of giving love so your body is digested and used as nutrients. Bad End
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I seriously can't tell the difference between this thread and the /v/ thread.
Post more pony pictures so i'm not confused.
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>>2363082
but flatout was >fun
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>crashing
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>>2363092
>MLPG
>Ponies
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>>2363094
Yes, it was.
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>>2362996
>bellymouth
>you're hugging and massaging Chrysalis's bloated jade belly, planting a few smooches on it as you work your way across
>you're right at the peak when suddenly your lips meet another pair
>you pull back
>a tiny mouth has formed on her bulging stomach, a thin strand of green saliva trailing from it to your mouth
>it licks its lips and smiles
>Chrysalis wiggles in place and grins as it makes little kissy noises at you

>>2363063
>implying you have to be gay to like anal

Noone said she had an 'outie' anon.
That said...
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>>2363038
Here an art based on that.
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>god save the queen
>>
I don't get it. You can have these cop chases in GTA5 in much more besides
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>>2363053
that's the thing with huge companies like EA, they take ages to change anything
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>>2363092
For a start this one's slower.
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>>2363092
ok
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>>2363068
I feel like playing 3/Revenge now.
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>>2363025
>mootinawig.png
>>
>god save the queem

..................
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>>2363091
>not becoming one of Chrsyalis's Interns - changeling drones to monitor ther victims from her insides
>>
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2363092
Come later when we arent all riled up.
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>>2363112
It's just Burnout Paradise with real cars and cops. At this point I'll take what I can get for more takedowns goodness.
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>>2363045
I can't stand console games at all. I played some Metro 2033 on my friend's Xbox and it looked like total shit.
>>
how non generic
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>>2363071
It's wrong.
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>>2363113
>game dev student
I'm tearing my hair out, here. They're all so fucking slow and stupid it's painful.
>>
Another casual Crysis?
Gee, I guess 2 wasn't enough
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>>2363120
It's not a wig.
>>
truly the EA conference is a crisis right now
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>>2363071
> anything better than Prometheus, Movie of the Year 2012, all years

Seriously it's going to be a shit-show, I can just feel it.
>>
Leth, you here?
>>
HA HA TIME FOR CRYSIS 3
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>IT CRASHES
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>beautiful urban rainforest
>show the inside of a generic metal building

nice
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>>2363106
>you kiss it back
>it sucks your entire head into her hollow belly
>your arms and legs flail wildly and she releases you, terrified of loosing a source of easy love
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>>2363147
Much like the Mass Effect franchise.
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Yay, FPS, FPS, and more fucking FPS.

God I'm fucking sick of this shit.
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After that Microsoft Conference I'm not watching anymore of that shit.
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>>2363090
Chrysalis can look like whatever wants, or whatever you want. If you want her to cuddle with the King instead of the Queen she can do that.
>>
What the fuck? How easy is that game? The difficulty seems to be "Everything bows down before my glorious might as I tear it to shreds with a hail of bullets."
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>>2363106
my opinion of changelings is starting to swing around
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Wow, this sure looks like an FPS.
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>>2363066
Oh god, that fic was so incredibly retarded, even as far as fanfiction standards go.
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>>2363138
>game dev professional
if codemasters ever gets bought out by EA I'm bailing
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>>2363144
I have low expectations. Scott hasn't made a good film in many years.
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>>2363164
Don't forget sports
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>retry 103

fuck you 4chanx
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>>2363122
If the minion had chosen his words more carefully perhaps he could've been one.
>>
It's like they have no idea what made Crysis fun, which was dicking around with helpless Korean troops with your superpowered suit. This is all just generic fps
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>>2363166
Well, there Gaben and Nintendo you would watch
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>Caring about anything but Nintendo
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>>2363171
It's probably set so he doesn't die which would suck
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>>2363182
Dash plushie when?
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>>2363182
Dont be stupid hopopo money is money.
>>
wow is it over already?
>>
All I want is for Gabe Newell to roll out on stage - it doesn't even matter what conference - and be like "Half Life Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
>>
UBISOFT NEXT NIGGERS
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>>2363144
How does it feel getting movies behind Europe?
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>>2363194
>nintendo
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>>2363198
Yes
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>>2363122
>you wear a sexy nurse outfit as you tend to the ponies and other creatures she has consumed
>you don't have to wear the outfit, but it makes you feel pretty and different from all the other minions
>come to think of it, that's probably why she ate you
>>
Ubisoft soon fellow stalker
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>>2363189
I thought it was just me
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ITS OVER EA IS FINISHED
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Totally unsurprised
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>>2363177
What's ding it? The bellymouth or belly ass?
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>>2363200
>Gaben in charge of trilogies
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>>2363180
I didn't think much of it either, do you know of anything better?
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>>2363198
They're all an hour

It was better than Microshit but still bad
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>>2363200
My money he would announce Ricochet 2 instead, just to fuck with EVERYONE.
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>>2363198
gaming crash confirmed
>>
Honestly, the only thing interesting was Burnout: Paradise 2. That's it, and only because it's fucking Burnout.
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>>2363197
>it's okay if I work for the devil, it's only a soul
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>1 hour till ubisoft

I need more drinks
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>>2362531
>pic
Best Sim City game ever!
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>>2363182
Shouldn't this latest escapade have taught you that your best chance at wealth is to move to China (where the copyright and trademark enforcement is nonexistant) and start a business making "My Tiny Horse" plush fuck-dolls?
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>>2363185
> claim the show will take a right turn to pre-established Alien/Aliens Xenomorph shit
> the fucking squid-alien that gets cut out of the female scientist is neat but then does the fucking tentacle-egg-laying-thing
> then one of the Elephant Man / Engineers that is still alivehas something ZOMG BURST OUT ITS CHEST in the last few seconds

Alright, that's it, time to take the script writing away from Scott.
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>>2363190
But he did choose his words right. He got turned into a minion instead of food.
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>>2363193
Gay Ben when?
I want to be bitterly disappointed.
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>tfw you want to get a tor trial and start playing and see if you can get banned without doing anything wrong so you can contribute to those threads
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>>2363221
belly in general, and fucking said belly regardless of entrance
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>>2363233
Im sure living like a poorfag with your mommy is better.
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>>2363144
I thought it was ok. Aliens is still my favorite of the series though. Hopefully Colonial Marines won't be shit.
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>>2363232
>implying that was Burnout
HAHAHA
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>>2363221
>bellymouth
>bellyass
is her belly a mouth and an ass? I don't get it
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LINK

LIIIIIIIINK
>>
What're we watching? I'm lost.
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>>2363153
>you let her know you're ok, just surprised
>she looks relieved
>you slowly go back down on it, sliding your tongue out to tangle with hers
>you press harder, and it slowly widens
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>>2363246
probably the sony conference
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>>2363246
He's not at E3
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>>2363185
>tfw Tony Scott is the superior Scott brother these days
"Unstoppable" was oddly enthralling.
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>>2363229
What was ricochet 1 about anyway?
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>>2362715
Yeah, just imagine she's brewing up a nice load of eggs with your sperm and preparing them to be laid inside their host.
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>>2363255
She's a changeling. Her whatever can be a whatever else.
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>>2363253
thatsthejoke.jpg
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Gaben never shows at E3 because he believes it's a giant advert, and he doesn't want no part in that shit.
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The post EA covereage with Molenyeux reminds me of athletes past their prime kept around to offer commentary because their experience is considered valuable. Its kind of sad if you dwell on it.
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>>2363251
>not making indie games instead
what's it like being part of the cancer killing vidya
>>
Fuck this shitty event, I'm out.
Literally everything up until now was pure shit.
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>Every game has to have co-op
>>
>Not preparing your new horses
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>what's so good about EA is that they are so game focused

NIGGA WAT U SAY?
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>>2363265
>You mad
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>>2363290
>facebook
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>>2363277
Wait, Gaben is fucking right?

Really?

HOLY SHIT MY MIND IS ALL BLOWN TO FUCK
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>>2363290
>co-op
>not social networking
>"Needs more dubstep"
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>>2363291
8 more images
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>>2363240
But in the instance of the green text the minion was digested
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>>2363255
She's a changeling, remeber?
She could proably pull off all sorts of anatomical weirdness. She'd basically be every /d/ monstergirl.
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>>2363239
Yeah I think they should've just cut out that proto-xenomorph at the end. Really unneeded. We already knew that the space jockeys made the xenomorphs as bio-weapons, this could've been a facility dedicated to monsters that weren't the xenomorphs.
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>>2363282
He's pretty knowledgeable about how EA destroys franchises
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>>2363290
>every game has to have social features
>every game has to have multiplayer
>every game has to have DLC
FUCK
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>>2363265
>Dat little necklace
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>>2363293
well they are game focused, compared to microsoft

just not in the right way
>>
Will this be up for download later?
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>>2363287
>Big ass house
>new car
Feels great man.
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>>2363317
But Microsoft aren't just a games developer.

EA are.
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>>2363275
>>2363306
Oh..for me bellymouth is pushing it and the rest is just 2weird4me. I'll stick with going inside her through regular means of mouth, ass or vag.
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>>2363260
>as you make out with her another tongue slips out past your head
>it wraps around under your shoulders and pulls you in
>I have almost no experience writing vore and have no idea where to go with this
>I guess you ride around inside her and watch things happen
>minions keep tapping on her sides to try and make you do tricks
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>>2363282
Molyneaux is like...
Molyneaux is like the Charles Barkley of vidya coverage.
>>
>GABEN FLIES IN THE SKY
>LANDS ON STAGE
>AND SAYS
>HALF LIFE THREEEEEEEEEEEE
>AVAILABLE IN STEAM
>NOW
>AND A TRAPDOOR OPENS AND HE FALLS
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>>2363277
>he believes it's a giant advert
Well yeah. It is.
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>>2363275
>>2363306
>Her belly is so big you can barely get your arms around it anymore
>forms a bellymouth and bellyvag in the right places so you can lay on top of her waterbed of a stomach and make out while you hump it
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As opposed to E3 should I watch Alien or the Simpsons?
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>>2363307
I mean, yeah, granted certain xenomorphs have been around for thousands of years, given what we've been told in the Predator/Alien films and comics and novels

So it's possible a derivation of that dark water bioweapon creates beasties like Xenomorphs

But for FUCK'S SAKE, NO, this was about Engineers making all KINDS of fucking weird monsters, not HURD HURFFLE DARF FARF WE GONNA MAKE ALIENS .5 NAO
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HEY GUYS, HOW YOU LIKING E3?
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>>2363335
What if she could literally talk out of her ass at you?
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>>2363331
But there are other venues for MS to peddle their non vidya shit than E3
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>>2363330
>implying anyone working for a a big games developer has those things

Nigger working for a big games developer is tantamount to slavery.
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>>2363346
Obviously Alien, don't be stupid.
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>>2363346
>neither stay on the cutting edge of vidya
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>>2363345
>a few arms come out and hold you tight while you fuck her
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Holy shit this EA news is fucking harshing my high it's so bad. RIP vidya.
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>>2363348
kill me
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>>2363340
>the door is too small and he gets stuck
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>>2363349
That would mean it has a tongue.

So... You could french her butt.

That's something.
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>>2363348
Nintendo is going to win it again
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>>2363348
10000/10 PR0 SK!LLZ SHOOTERZ!!!1! LMAO WITH FAECBOOK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>2363348
In a nutshell.
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>>2363346
the Simpsons
but none of the first seasons
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>>2363346
Alien. Then jerk it to male rape.
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>>2363348
I'm really wishing we could go back to fetish talk now.
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>>2363005
I've given up on the big studios. They just can't make decent games anymore.

It's up to the indie developers and publisher-independent kickstarter projects now.
I believe in Starbound.
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>>2363348
It's shit. Ubisoft is going to be even worse than EA.

Get ready for AMERICA FUCK YEAH Assassins creed 3.
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>>2363349
Kinda like how Pinkie can talk by winking?
It'd be very..intriguing.
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>GOD SAVE THE QUEERS
HAHAHAHA FUCKING EA MAN
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>>2363345
>all these expansive bugpone feels
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>>2363347
>Film goes through a bunch of different bioweapons the space jockeys made to destroy planetary populations
>decent variety, some of them sharing traits with the xenomorphs from the main series but no actual xenos or facehuggers
>XENOMORPH RIGHT AT THE END LOL JUST KIDDING
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>>2363371
They could cancel the press conference and they would win at this rate
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>>2363371
They always do.
Who think otherwise is retard.
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>>2363346
Alien, why is this a question?
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I hate it when the porn says "hands off orgasm" but then the dude is jerking it until just before he cums.
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>>2363347
Shit, forgot my trip
Also fuck I hate being seven days behind the UK on this movie release, I have to watch E3 crap in the meantime. This is really shitty methadone.
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>>2363370
You would french her but while she rims you?
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>>2363370
I would french her butt regardless of butt tongues.
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Alien it is.
I'm off to watch Sigourney Weaver in ludicrously small underwear.
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>>2363389
So is anyone screencapping the conversation
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>>2363373
Maybe I am really, really high but...that's fucking terrifying.

I don't even...

pls no, auto-load gifs
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vidya is ded
rip vidya, you will be avenged
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>>2363376
Male x male rape? Uh

Don't you all have Corruption of Champions for that?
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>>2363145
What's up?
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>>2363406
why are you so gay
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>>2363416
can we have another friendoff already
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>>2363346
Neither. Watch Aliens.
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>>2363345
>>2363365
>she gets jealous of your position
>you pull back for breath and notice she's formed a muzzle on top of her belly
>she's moaning into it, deeply kissing herself
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>>2363340
I want to say Shaq. Have you seen him do commentary? It is hilarious yo
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>>2363425
Because society
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>>2363406
>ludicrously small underwear.
Uh
Wait
Sweaty, running in terror, nipples aroused?

... I'm right there with you.
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>>2363416
SAVE US LETH

SHUTDOWN E3
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>>2363427
too soon
let's wait a little bit jesus fuck
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>>2363403
I would kiss her cheeks before burying my face between them.
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>>2363431
>you move back in and join the kiss
>latter you end up in the first ever threesome with only two people
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>>2363436
Shaw is only funny when he gets all pissy and moody.
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>>2363441
Some things are beyond my control.

>>2363427
Give it a couple of months. Have another idea to do at some point once we hammer out the details.
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>>2363369
>they cover him with a tarp and continue with the presentations
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>>2363443
NO
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A NON-STOP FRIENDOFF ALL THE WAY TO SEASON 3
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>mfw this is starting to look less BOTC-tier after seeing the state of E3
Jesus, fuck
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HI Kierz
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>>2363448
What if her vagina yelled at you and told you to stop ignoring it?
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I'm really looking forward to Prometheus.
I hear it has a chest burster at the end
I've never seen any of the Alien sequels
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I can't press ctrl+s anymore, it only opens save menu ;_;
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>>2363460
Hello!
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>>2363462
Ok... I think I can handle that... Oral with Miss Gina, and tease her butt with a nose?
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>Gaming has gone to shit

Welp, time for a new hobby

How is anime holding up these days?
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>>2363471
Nigger you need to watch Aliens. Possibly Alien 3. Pretend Alien Resurrection doesn't exist.
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>>2363454
YYYYEEEEAAAHH
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>>2363473
>that feel

WHAT KIND OF VILE SORCERY IS THIS
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>try to make new horse
>chrysalis eats it
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>>2363427
Can we have events other than friend offs?

Not that I hate fanfiction or anything, but I hate fanfiction.
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Needs more Chrysalis Bloodplay.
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>>2363454
id get you off, friend
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>DmC

This will be a fucking blood bath.
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>>2363481
>not watching the A3 livestream
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>>2363481
>considering anime
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>>2363481
Horrible.
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>>2363479
Would you giggle as her butt licked your nose?
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I'LL MAKE THE NEW THREAD
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>>2363484
Resurrection: LOL RIPLEY IS BACK
SHE IS ALSO QUEEN MOTHER SOMEHOW
The fuck. I never got that.
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>>2363476
I'm being held hostage by family. I should be able to play Dota tomorow. Thanks again
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>>2363481
It's great, if you like little girls drinking tea.
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>>2363489
how to fix this?
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>>2363481
I took up drawing instead.

its more fun in my opinion
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>>2363494
How did that stuff go? The two of you would make out, then try and bite each other while you kissed?
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>>2363471
watch aliens, give 3 a chance, stay away from Resurrection.
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>>2363505
>hate little girls drinking tea
>love little ponies drinking tea
There is something wrong with me.
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>reinstall OS
>have to redo tons of tweaks
>forgot back ups
orz
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>>2363502
Because her dna merged with the queen bug in her belly. Didn't you pay attention?

Resurrection had a lot of problems and it sucked terribly, but the plot wasn't very difficult to follow.
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>>2363481
All we have left is cute pones.

truly the end of days
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>>2363449
>Things keep getting more heated
>eventually you're elbow deep with both your arms fisting two more holes she's opened up
>shortly after, she's gotten your legs involved in two more
>you just writhe against her belly, pistoning anything you possibly can in and out
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NEW THING
>>2363525
>>2363525
>>2363525
>>2363525
>>2363525
>>2363525
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>>2363530
This would be so much easier if we were also a changeling
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>>2363531
>6 images too early
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>>2363515
I actually just got the Alien and Aliens combo pack so I'll probably watch it later.
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>>2363541
I'm sure you can find some of the transformationfags lurking around if you post something about it
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>>2363504
No worries man! Enjoy it.
I'll try and join you for a game or two if I can suffer American ping
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>>2363541
>changeling x changeling
o-oh my

potential for ANYTHING
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>>2363520
Not really.
With ponies drinking tea there is the ever present surrealism aspect of a equine performing day to day tasks like a human, even though they are a pony.
With little girls there's the fetish aspect and that's it.
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>>2363543
There were like 256 images 3 minutes ago
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>>2363492
I'd like an reverse-friendoff
Drawfags must write fanfiction
Writefags must draw
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>>2363566
Yeah, mine was in 252 and I refreshed some minutes ago, fucking janitor
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>>2363454
And why don't we? Not everyone has to join in after all
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>>2363530
>she calls over some minions and chitters a command at them
>they leap at you, stinging and pinching as the partially burrow into you and change their shapes
>armed with several new appendages that you can feel and control you set about filling the newest holes she has opened
>she keeps ordering more to join with you and creating new holes for you to fuck
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>>2363580
Oh god

fund it
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>>2363561
I know, right?
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>>2363541
>she hears the comment you made under your breath
>she agrees
>you suddenly can't pull back from her
>her distended belly begins folding in on itself, taking you with it
>soon you've been completely engulfed in the stomach-vacuole, limbs still bound by her, each bellyvag winking against the the base
>the mouth you were making out with pulls back slightly, and lets you know you've got nothing to worry about. She'll take care of everything.
>suddenly everything tightens around you
>you're completely encased by skintight bellyflesh
>you feel the mouth smile, and part to slowly snake its tongue inside
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>>2363595
Well let's post ponies here since the other thread is too /v/ for me
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>>2363646
I'm out
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>>2363632
>the tongue twists around in your mouth before going down your throat
>another tongue plunges into your ass
>the flesh surrounding your dick sprouts tiny cilia that tease you horribly
>the tongues meet in your stomach and start too leak a thick ooze
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>>2363701
Sick. Worse than Ross' art.
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>>2363701
unf
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>>2363530
>elbow-deep in belly fucking everything you can
you've just hit one of my biggest fetishes
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>>2363701
>as she fills you with goo, you feel the orifices holding your limbs and cock come free of her walls
>they still pulsate and wink against you, teasing every inch of your flesh as the hollow tongues continue pumping the thick goop from her stomach inside you
>you feel your new belly-suit contract and shift against you, balling your hands into fists, pulling your legs up in front of you
>your entire body begins to tingle, inside and out
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>>2363777
>mfw E3
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>>2363822
>once you are filled the tongues pull out and her flesh reseeds, but now has more holes than ever
>dozens of tentacles burst from your body and seek out her holes as you settle into your roll in the hive
>chrysalis lets you out every now and then when she needs to concentrate without your pleasuring her
>when she does this you amuse yourself with captive ponies or changelings that are too slow to escape you
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>>2363853
>anon becomes a HenTenMon

Best end
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>>2363853
> you amuse yourself with captive ponies or changelings that are too slow to escape you
Best end
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>Chrysalis has to go out for another invasion attempt
>decide to take a 'field trip' to the nearest pony settlement

Everybody's gettin raped!
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>>2363872
>>2363875
>a couple a ponies, a gryphon, and a juvenile dragon break into the hive intending to end the changeling threat and collect the bounty on them
>Chrysalis is hit with a powerful blast of magic and slams into a cave wall
>she silently tells you stop stop fucking her for a second and pay attention
>she is going to play dead, and you are going to do what you do best when they come to gloat over her body
>you see one or more shapes drawing closer through her transparent belly

Anyone up for Tentacle Rape quest?
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>>2363950
>get chrysalis to fake a stomach-rupture
>explode forth in a shower of ichor
>will saves failing left and right
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>>2363950
>Tentacle Rape Quest

Hah, that would be great fun
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>>2364018
>>2364032
There are two ponies, one gryphon, and a dragon the size of those teenagers in that one episode. Which one or which ones get close enough for you to grab and what are their genders?
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>>2364103
That'd be your call, mr improptu gm.

Either way, latch onto the closest one and love it tenderly*.
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>>2364143
Aww, but it isn't a quest if the players don't have input. This is code for I'm not sure what to go with.
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>>2364163
Well you know my input. They both have holes to violate in roughly the same places. Tentacle monsters don't really have preferences, last I checked.

Besides I'm almost sure it's just us two back here, and that's approaching something other than a 'quest', if you catch my drift. May be better to just can it.
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>a pair of scaled claws grab her and lift her up
>her belly opens and you drop onto the head of a very surprised dragon
>it's mouth opens in a shriek and you shove so many tendrils down its throat that its jaw pops
>while you use them to suppress it's flames you hold onto its back with your arms and legs to pin its wings in place
>the remainder of your tendrils travel downwards and find a pair of holes between her legs
>the slippery pieces of flesh plunge inside and begin pistoning in and out
>you start to let your own special goo leeak from your tentacles and her the dragoness moan as her already hot body heats up
>peaking around her shoulder you can see the other three attackers watching stunned

Keep going? Any suggestions?
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>>2364379
i'm thinking improvised flamethrower meat-puppet. as nice as it would be to properly violate the entire party, it just might not be feasible; they did drop chrysalis after all. even with her distracted as she was, that's pretty impressive.
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>>2364456
>you pull your tentacles from her mouth and use a few of them to anchor yourself to her
>a few attached themselves to her legs and one slaps her ass to make her charge the dumbstruck ponies and gryphon
>another slap pushes her over the edge into orgasm and a wall of flame shoots from her mouth
>the pegasi and gryphon take to the air and the unicorn erects a barrier
>you move her head to chase the airborne enemies, but they duck and weave around it
>the gryphon, however, ducks the wrong way and flies straight into stalactite directly above you
>the dazed creature falls onto your back and your tentacles wrap restrain its claws and beak
>his ass it too tight for you to violate right away, but you can easily slip two tendril into his sheath

What next?
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>>2364636
alright, there's one problem down. keep playing with the gryphon till he lowers his defenses, and take dragonfire potshots while retreating further into the hive. if they want to fight it's not going to be on their terms. hopefully the two remaining think chrysalis is well and truly down after that little show, so they'll just disregard her and give chase.

there's bound to be some advantageous terrain around to help us keep them busy until chrys has a chance to recover.
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>>2364730
>you exchange the tentacle poking at your newest toy's ass for a smaller one and glance at your queen
>she gives you a barely noticeable wink then returns to her act
>you bring the dragoness to another flaming orgasm and start backing her down one of the labyrinthine tunnels
>the two ponies follow, valuing their friends over the reward money for Chrysalis
>the gryphons cock pushes your tendrils out of his sheath and his sphincter loosens as your tentacles finally gets to him
>you slip two, then three, then four tentacles into his ass and place a tentacle with a sucker-like mouth over the head of his leonine cock
>controlling the dragoness like a second body now you have her climb into a hidden cavern at the top of the tunnel
>repositioning yourself so that your tentacle hang just out of sight you start preparing a ball of goo for the first pony to walk under you
>a clip-clop of hooves tells you that your next target is nearly here, but which on is it?

Unicorn, Pegasi, or both?
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ded?
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>>2364891
gah sorry for disappearing all the sudden. small emergency came up. hope you're still around.

given that it's hooves, it's probably the unicorn. hopefully he can be caught unawares so he won't have time to pull his little barrier trick from earlier.
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>>2365214
>the unicorn stops beneath you, his horn casting light around him as he looks everywhere but up
>he can hear you fucking his friends, but cannot find you
>you open you mouth and drop a large glop of goo onto the unsuspecting stallion
>it hits him in the head with enough force to knock him down and you glide down on your pet dragon
>he tries to hit you with the same blast he used on your queen, but the goo shorts out his horn
>he tries to tell you that you won't get away with this, but when he opens his mouth the goo runs in
>his first syllable turns into a long, drawn out moan and his mottled shaft drops from his sheath and grows hard
>you grab him with you tentacles and slip some into his hungry mouth and waiting asshole
>the tendrils fucking your dragoness spread her pussy apart and you slide his member in
>his hips start bucking and he gurgles in happiness as you poor more goo into his mouth and ass
>the pegasi darts from the shadow where she was hiding, but is intercepted by Chrysalis
>the two of you have your fun with them, then send to be kept with all the other captives she has aquired

And that's it, good end. Sorry for the hasty finish but I have to go.
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>>2365536
don't even worry about it. you should have taken off after i vanished for a half hour.

thanks for finishing it off

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