because horse must be new and washed out
>rape
[1]Alright, no more greentexting with TAW about Dash teats. I'm off to sleep.
HEY CHEERILEE CHEERILEEI WANNA FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
This thread is gay
Flat hair.
>>2355403An anthro pony.Like the ones the furries fap to.With chest boobs and hands, but hooves on their legs. And muzzles.
>>2355440>Implying rimjobs are only for gay guys.
>>2355448All Pinkies are equally adorable.
TAW, check >>2355380 when you get here.
>>2355452erf
>>2355452That's dumb
>>2355430>you will never rail cheerilee on her desk
>>2355452I don't know what you mean. Please give examples.
>>2355440What.
>>2355465
i like this hoersit smells good
So what goes on in Steam and the IRC?I've been frequenting the general for almost a year and never tried to check them out.
>>2355476horsefucker
>>2355473
>>2355468How can he give examples when he doesn't know what he's talking about?
>>2355481ECM is still a pretty cool guy
>>2355473AB pls go
>>2355480Circlejerking mostly. Nothing to write home about.
>>2355354>You will never start to lay in bed with Rarity, content to end the evening on a positive note.>The wall your headboard rests against will never start to thump, slowly at first, as you realize to your horror that you are next to the master bedroom.>Rarity will never tense up as the sounds and thumps increase in volume.>You will never cough uncomfortably.>You will never hear you name called out in the master bedroom.>"Hotel?">"Please">"Your parents are insane.">Told you."
>>2355480MLPG Steamgroup is almost completely filled with autistic faggots using pony avatarsIt's pretty much a more edgy version of PonychanI bet half of the people in there don't even come to the general seeing as it has over 300 members
>>2355473Go back to /b/.
>>2355465>Cheerilee will never make you the subject of her first xenobiology course>your powerful human pheromones will never make her a slave to your will as you fuck her with your prehensile human penis>it will never be enough to make her swear off mares that say humans don't exist for the rest of her life
>>2355496What exactly do you mean by that? It seems to be a term bandied about rather carelessly lately. Do you mean they just talk about their lives and stuff?
Klondyke you theredraw plz
>>2355512That's disgusting
>>2355504>Implying pone pheromones wouldn't work on you pretty heavily as well.
>>2355511it's 'our' /b/read basically
>>2355475Why is Cheerliee hungry for anon's cock?
>>2355480The IRC is less full of shit.But it does pride itself of being 'The general's IRC.'
ANIMES!?
>>2355526And what exactly goes on in the IRC, usually?
>>2355512
>>2355458Probably not, sorry, still working on WBHW
>>2355480Steam group plays TF2 and lets artists talk to each other without having to put up with 2cool4school critics and Ross. I don't know what they do in the IRC.
>>2355522I think I understand.
>>2355497>her parents are having sex>one of the calls out your nameABORT! ABORT!
>>2355497Oh, man... I just saw the first exchange between you as you lie on the bed staring wide-eyed at the ceiling, and the next is a Gilligan-cut to the both of you in a bed in some motel, or in the car driving away.
>>2355554Government agent, pls go.
>>2355534>Idol >Idol>Idol>Making the local bot ship user x pony.>This gets spammed>Someone mentions Rarity.>People loose their shit.
>>2355511Exactly.You could just go check it for yourself if you're so interested
>>2355554fuck off AB/Nachos
>>2355554get out
>>2355520What would they do?
>>2355526Which IRC is this?
>>2355563I wouldn't, I was just wondering. Don't you have to pay a subscription fee for Steam? I don't even play computer games.
>>2355534mostly circlejerking and being bronies, these days. It's only the ponyfag irc in name, not in spirit.
>>2355575Steam is completely free, you just have to own a game to be able to use the community features.
>>2355575>Don't you have to pay a subscription fee for SteamNo, it's completely free.
>>2355575No, but you have to buy a game if you want to use the IM service.
>Trigger warning
>>2355570Make you lust insatiably for candyvag of course. During the "heat" season, you better make sure your waifu locks you down, or you'll go crazy with all the musk in the air.
>>2355573The one on the linkboard.
>>2355575>I don't even play computer games
Does anyone have references for Celestia?I'm not Ross, I promise.
>>2355538Tomorrow then? At the usual time?
>>2355593I don't play console games either, if that helps.Nothing made after the N64, anyway.
>>2355585My Zecora folder needs more Zecora, This thread should be a Zecora thread now.
>>2355596Extra fat and tiny feet.
>>2355605Sure, maybe yeah. Hopefully WBHW will be done by then anyway. Make sure to bring your ideas, everyone!
>>2355596
>>2355608Maybe if you hadn't spend SO MUCH TIME on a great filename, you'd BE ON TIME.
>>2355620Perfect, thank you.
>>2355618I know you guys are talking about ERP. Where and when?
>>2355430I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE
>>2355596Why would you need to state you're not Ross? Ross already made a breakdown on how to draw Celestia.
So, I had a dream with Fluttershy today.Shall I tell it to you in greentext format?
>>2355630>you will never feel Cheerilee's insides
>>2355620Goddamn she is lanky.
>>2355611Zecora offers you a potion. It is a vial with a long, flared neck. It is filled with a viscous white fluid and makes you think of horses.Do you drink it?
>>2355635If you'd be so kind, I'd love to hear it.
>>2355629I prefer the term interactive storytelling, a-la >pic related. Tomorrow at 9-10pmish GMT.
>>2355631Last time I asked for references people thought I was going to draw fat people.
>>2355636is this a good thing or a bad thingIt's better to specify around this area
>>2355629It's not an ERP you dipshit. We've told you this already.
>>2355638I know what's going to happen if I drink it.But I also have an idea of why Zecora wants me to drink it.So I'm guzzling that shit.
>>2355638No.It does not make me think of her.
>>2355609Hipster autism.
>>2355642Absolutely terrible.
>>2355638HAHA NOPEI've played CoC I know where this is going
>>2355639Okay, let me try to give back the feel it gave me
>>2355590Oh.
>>2355629Tomorrow. In old h orse.helpless NMM soft-core rape/dominating
>>2355640Is it more Luna or a different pony?Make the rolls of a 1 or 2 a fail, that'll make it even more interesting.
>>2355653I just like the games I played as a kid. Call me what you will.
>>2355642A bad thing.
>>2355558>Nights are the only time Rarity can get any respite from the nonstop embarrassment of being around her family>she just wants this family reunion to be over as soon as possible so she can go home and be in her own bed with the man she loves without having to worry about Sweetie or her parents walking in on you.
>>2355667People seem to want NMM >rape, but as before I'll put it up to a vote immediately before we start.And yeah, probably a good idea. Not a single roll failed last time. Madness!
>>2355406That...fucking...image...
>>2355647She pats your crotch and asks if you want to stay the night or come back tomorrow for your next dose.>>2355650She winks and tells you she made it herself.>>2355655She tells you she understands, then asks if you want to stay for lunch.
>>2355688>she winks
>>2355693oh god, I laughed
>>2355672The >feels are almost great enough to make me want to write this.
>>2355557>her parents are having sex>her father calls out her name>awkward silence follows>boner
>>2355688>Pats your crotch.Okay. That gave me a bit of a twitch. I'm definitely staying the night.
>>2355672>It doesn't help her that you seem to hold a charm that makes her folks flock all over you.>Her father has a son he never had.>Her mother has something to gossip about.>A week almost feels like a month.
>>2355693Fuck, why did I save that as a PNG? It's huge.
I'm gonna re-read FO:EIf I don't return in a week, please tell slutanon to stay off the table.
>>2355694
>>2355712Yeah, considering the quality, you could have just saved it as a jpg with no real problem.
>>2355707>She can't help but smile a little when she sees you playing with Sweetie Belle, though.
>>2355713It's really not that bad.It gets a thousand times better after Chapter 14.But maybe that's just me and how much I like Steelhooves
>>2355713>Reading that.>Re-reading that.Dare I ask why?
>>2355694At both ends, but you can only see her eye.>>2355706She tosses you a vial full of a pink, bubbling liquid and tells you to meet her in her bedroom.
>>2355721I would rather play with Sweetie than romance Rarity. There, I said it.
>>2355724Because it's seriously not that bad>>2355722Call me a faggot, but I like the whole series of Canterlot chapters and I like Xenith.
>>2355726Gulp it down and race for the bedroom. What else would I do?
>>2355730......Why not have both?
>>2355713Good luck solder.I don't know what bet you lost to have to do this, but we will remember you.
>>2355721>the idea makes her broody>she thinks about it>she realises it could never work, which saddens her>the next day, when her parents are out of ear-shot, she subtly hints about wanting a foal by mentioning that she saw an adoption advert and the idea seemed nice
>>2355730>You will never be the mountain.
>You will never live through a movie-worthy series of events
>>2355713Good on you, finished reading it a few days ago>>2355722I don't know, I like the early chapters because Magnum Lesbian is still so naive and stupid>>2355731Xenith is okay, I suppose, but Calamity and Steelhooves are probably my favorite side characters
>>2355626Pretty sure that filename is old.
>>2355731Xenith is lame at first, but gets a bit better later on.
>>2355737Because I'm not a huge fan of Rarity. She's a very nice pony, but Sweetie is like my second favorite overall.
>>2355743>Sweetie Belle will never climb down your front after conquering you>she will never brush your special place with her knee>you will never get hard at the pressure applied to you>she will never notice and look at you>"What's that thing getting bigger in your pants?">Rarity will never be within earshot
>>2355748We all lived through 9/11, right?
>>2355751>stupid and naive Magnum LesbianUnf?
>>2355735Congratulations. Over the next few weeks you slowly become the Zebra stallion she has always wanted. The two of you are happy together and if you want you may even be able to make both of you human.Best end.
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>2355763I remember going home from school (yurofag) and my mother was watching it live on the news, crying.I saw the second plane hitting the tower during live broadcast.Shit was unreal.
Fluttershy is a very bad actress
>>2355763Yeah, but the events are kinda hazy.
>>2355767Groovy, I love best end.
>anon x pony shipping everywhereGuess it's time to go back to finishing those fics
>>2355771Canon.>>2355775Not canon.
>>2355764Yeah, like how she has no fucking clue what is going on when there's a thunderstorm raging because she lived in a vault all her life or the fact that she got enslaved almost immediately for being careless
>>2355730>you convince rarity to let sweetie stay with you guys for the summer>organize sleep-overs with the CMC at the boutique>Rarity gets frustrated with not being able to spend any nights alone with you>drop of sweetie at applejacks for a sleepover>Applejacks gives you a knowing look and a wink
>>2355751Yeah, I like Calamity a ton too.Actually inspired me to run through Fallout: New Vegas with a character named Calamity.
>>2355762>And then things get retarded.
>>2355774Did your school send you home then?The second tower collapsed at about 3.30pm GMT which would have been when you finished.
>>2355774My dad woke me up early and just said "Wake up, it's World War Three."It reminded me of that Tracy Ullmann Simpsons short where Homer did the exact same thing.
>>2355774I was homeschooled at the time. I knew something was wrong because planes were flying into buildings, but couldn't understand the extent of what was happening. I didn't really start caring until I learned my uncle was flying that day.
>>2355570who drew that?
>>2355791Hey, it's the MLPG.
>>2355789
>>2355795>Wake up, it's World War ThreeHoly fuck, what a way to start your day
>>2355791LEEEEEEET'S GET RETARDEDIN HEEEEERE
>>2355779And she loves your best end.
>>2355762More like>Sweetie Belle accidentally knees you in the crotch>you collapse to your knees, cradling your family jewels>Her father sees it>"Oh, that takes me back, there. D' I ever tell ya about tha time I tried teachin' Rarity ta' chuck a football?"
>>2355792No, I didn't need daycare since my parents were already back from work in the afternoon, so I could go home at around 2:00 PM.
>>2355807What an array of respectable-looking fellows
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>2355810Just imagine what it's going to be like for kids and their parents when Israel and Iran finally take off the gloves.
>>2355810Yeah... The whole think didn't seem all that "real" to me, though. I was only ten at the time.
TAW's writing does nothing for meSorry.
>>2355810I'd be shit scared. I wonder how worried I'd be if I was 14 now, what with all of the shit happening in the Middle East.I'm a bit more jaded and cynical in my older age to believe that a world war could spring from what's going on, but at 14 I'd sure as hell probably believe it could and it would be at the forefront of my thoughts all the time.
hey guysanyone saved that sketch with Rarity (pony) and Dragon PHN dropped here few days ago?
>>2355763Yeah, but that was almost on the other side of the world.
>>2355832that's okay, I don't think much of it either. Who do you like, anon?
>>2355830It's not going to be anything. We can probably decimate Iran's entire military force with just a few airstrikes.Israel only takes off the gloves when a country gets in its shit, and it smacks them around and sends them back.
>>2355795I remember sitting in machine shop.The teacher had wheeled an old analog TV (Well, we would have just called them a fucking TV at that point.) into the class.And we watched in silence as it all went down.Nothing got done.
>>2355837>phn is going full weeaboogod damn
>>2355842TAW do you have any plans with Gilda and muscle worship?
>>2355830Iran doesn't have jack shit on IsraelJewland has become a warmachine so powerful that it's capable of taking over the middle east if they so please
>>2355848I burst into tears when I saw the South Tower collapse. I've never experienced a class full of people that hated each other united in sorrow for people we'd never meet.It was an interesting juxtaposition, really. Death and chaos brought a small class of students together in unison for a time.
>>2355848I remember getting picked up from school and casually mentioning I couldn't wait to get home and watch whatever shitty cartoon I was into at the time. Needless to say, that shitty cartoon was not aired. I never really grasped the scale of it until a few years later.
people who have no idea what mlp is will be horrified at this
>>2355855>Muscle worship
>>2355857only because we're pumping them full of as much money as they can handle
>>2355855I don't really do "plans" beyond my requests list
>>2355774I was still in middle school - I was getting ready for a Math Test... one which I don't think we ever ended up taking. That day was spent in a haze of watching it on TV and listening to the radio broadcasts...
>>2355837Rarity and Dragon you say?I want!
>>2355865>Not 'mirin musclesWhat are you, gay brah?
>>2355864people who know what MLP will be horrified by this
>>2355844Iran's military is actually pretty powerful and they have a skilled airforce. Don't underestimate them.I've played BF3 I know how shit works.
>>2355868Is there anything about Gilda and/or muscle worship on that list
>>2355867>we>implying murrikaBecause YOU are wasting tax money on fascist jews, yeah
>>2355879no
>>2355872I've just never heard of "muscle worship". The phrase made me chuckle a bit out loud.
>>2355816>and out come the photo albums. Again.>Rarity is so tired from freaking out at the embarrassing photos her parents showed you the first two days you were here, that she doesn't even bother reacting anymore, just taking a long drink and sinking deeper into her chair.
>>2355774I woke up like normal and got ready for school. My parents mentioned what was going on and I watched the broadcast till I left for school. I remember hearing about the second plane hitting on the radio on the way to school.Pretty uneventful though, I don't remember feeling strongly about it
>>2355799Daftykins.
>>2355855What kind of reaction is that?
>>2355876>iran>vs. israel>and NATO>russia or china probably wouldn't even help them
I guess 9/11 is like our generations JFK assassination. Everyone will remember just where they were when it happened.
>>2355852She's always been like that
>>2355844Iran is friends with Russia and China. Unless Obama is still the president the US will get involved regardless of the consequences.
/pol/ pls go
>>2355864Why does this exist? Sauce?
>>2355884Well whatever, it's not like US citizens have any control over that shit.
>>2355852>goingYou say this like she isn't a professional that's done this for years.
>>2355912>shesince when?
>>2355876Egypt had a pretty powerful army too when they attacked Israel together with half of the middle east in '48Yet, they got their shit wrecked because of Israel's superior equipment and training
>>2355903> shenot this shit againthere is always such a faggot in these threads, always that one autistic anon
>>2355914Since forever.
>>2355852Dude. He's ALWAYS been full weeaboo.
>>2355911It's not like the citizens of any country have any control over what kind of bullshit the government is doing.
>>2355918>we will never see PHN, Hoppip, and TAW make out while pretending to be girls
>>2355899>>2355917I wasn't actually being serious, I know Iran would get decimated in short time.I added in the BF3 comment hoping you guys would spot the joke.
>>2355876
>>2355905Russia and and China wont join Israel in a wwar against MurrikaWithout Yurop and Murrika, Chine doesn't have anyone to sell their shitty products to which would devastate their economy.
This is the only PHN picture that I really like. Is there a bigger version of it?
>>2355886When can that be changed
>>2355925Oligarchy strong!Oligarchy no like change!
>>2355914since stupid headcanon and idiot posters.Perkele, vihaan näitä vitun ihmiset joskus.
>>2355925Voting turnout for federal elections is something like 48%, unless it's the president in which case it's 60ish%. We get what we deserve.
>>2355918Sigh...let's get this over with, Horpup and PHN are women, TAW isn't, c'est fini.
>>2355935What the fuck is "muscle worship" like, man?
>>2355932Russia and China wont join Murrika in a war against Iran I mean
>>2355929Yeah I know, we just like being /pol/ because we've run out of pony fuel
>>2355934>dat Seaty Belt camel toe
>>2355935when I've finished all the things on my requests list (3 items remaining)
>>2355862Oh don't get me wrong, it wasn't as if we watched the screen as drones looking at pictures move on the magic box.It's just, it's a small town, we deal with things differently.>Hurf Conservative racist town all you want, we all kinda went. "Well fuck, someone actually did it this time..."I said ' They are going to hit another building.'I had 'Bullshit' called out till the Pentagon hit hit.
I like it when we are /pol/
>>2355887>>2355872>>2355865>>2355855>you will never kiss Gilda's abs
>>2355946From Wikipedia:>Muscle worship is a social behaviour, usually with a sexual aspect (a form of body worship), in which a participant, the worshiper, touches the muscles of another participant, the dominator, in sexually arousing ways, which can include rubbing, massaging, kissing, licking, "lift and carry", and various wrestling holds. The dominator is almost always either a bodybuilder, a fitness competitor, or wrestler—an individual with a large body size and a high degree of visible muscle tone. The worshiper is often, but not always, skinnier, smaller, and more out of shape. Muscle worship can include participants of both sexes and all sexual orientations.
>>2355932Russia on the other hand have an energy pact with Iran.Any attack on the Iranian energy production system is tantamount to an attack on Russia's. However murrika would likely still attack anyway, daring the Russians respond. It's then where fate hangs in the balance.Anyone watched a film called Threads? It's about a nuclear war seen from the perspective of English people living in Sheffield. The buildup to the war is a Russian invasion of Iran and America seeks to intervene to protect its oil interests. The irony is not lost on me that the roles could quite easily be reversed in this IRL case.
>>2355948What the fuck am I even sayingJesusWHAT I REALLY MEAN IS THAT RUSSIA AND CHINA WOULD NOT JOIN IRAN IF THEY WENT TO WAR WITH ISRAEL AND THE USFUCK YOU BRAIN
>>2355958That sounds a bit silly. But, then again, my fetishes are far sillier.
>>2355888>you reassure her that night, telling her when it comes time for her to meet your parents, they'll be doing their level best to embarrass the shit out of YOU.
>>2355966Because Russia is such a huge threat nowadays, right?If they decide to go to war with the US and Europe, I'm betting they might have another revolution on their assNot to mention how dependent Russian economy is on exporting gas and oil to Yurop
>>2355966>We blow Iran in its entirety up with a few airstrikes>Russia threatens to react>We're on the other side of the world with the strongest navy and air force of any country>Come at us, Russia
>>2355974Oh, god...Taking Rarity to meet my parents...My dad would fuck with me about going with a "white" horse.
>>2355978
>>2355966I live in central Texas. If the nukes ever fly I'm a dead man.
>>2355985BlackDadAnon? That you?
>>2355934Unfortunately - no, he never posted full-rez.
>>2355985
>>2355984
Are you bad enough to cry to this song?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEHTTFOwsDs
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/861082#search=My_Little_Ponywut
>>2355991Yes. It always comes up when we talk about Rarity's embarrassing parents.
>>2355989Do you live by missile ranges then?Fuck, imagine being woken up late at night as the ground rumbles and the missile silos open. You head to your window and see lots of little streaks of golden smoke heading into the sky.I don't even want to fucking imagine what would be going through our head.
which pornstars would play which ponies in a porn parody of MLP?
>>2355984very diplomatic.yes, we'll keep all our friends if we act like that
>>2355987I'd gently ease my penis into her vagina while she snores
>>2355934what about this btw
>>2356003Sasha Grey would obviously be Pinkie because she doesn't shut the fuck up.
>>2355985My parents raise horses. I would fake my death for them and Rarity would think I was an orphan raised by the system. This is assuming I go with 3rd best horse.
>>2356003None. It would be animated. For voice actors, the same ones that do the official voices.
>>2356004>Implying we'd do those things for absolutely no reasonThe U.S. does kind of wait until a country provokes it to act.
I think I'm addicted to coffee.
>>2356012humanised obviouslythe scooby doo porn parody was live action
http://e621.net/post/show/218667/animated-anus-butt-clitoris-equine-flash-friendshiWink
>>2356000Oh, my word...
You niggers just better hope the Israelis don't feel the need to implement the Samson Option.
>>2356011Wow, your parents have horses?Have you ever tried fucking one when noone else was around?
>>2356016I know that feel bro
Nobody better be talkin shit about my waifu...
>>2356022they're going to drop hair on us?
>>2356002As far as I know there aren't any missile ranges near me, but I do live in Austin.
>>2356014
>>2356017Well, most of the Scooby Doo characters are human.
>>2356014vietnam says hi
>>2356002grab your bug out bag and head for the hills
>how parents would react to pone waifuMy parents are pretty open so once they get over Twilight being a purple horse and get to know her, they'll probably encourage it hoping Twilight's studiousness rubs off on me
>>2356035Don't look at me like thatYou know it's sort of true
>>2356027Hell no, I never tried fucking the cows, goats, sheep, or chickens either.
>>2356008I like it, but the CMC is the only picture of hers that I really love. Most of PHN's pictures just don't strike me for some reason.
>>2356033>tfw on the west coast near naval basesim le fucked
>>2356033Do you have a basement? You'd be OK for a few days at least. Or just find a shack in the middle of nowehere a few days before you think it's about to kick off.The media would be in a frenzy if things started to heat, you'd just "know" it's coming by the tone of diplomatic exchanges, and how urgent they seemed.
>>2356019Oh my. That's hot. Now I know what to fap to next time.
>>2356000I'm undecided as to what 'tacos' mean in this context
>>2356043I don't know manWe throw our power around a lot, it's not like anyone can stop us
>>2356036yeah but the point is they didn't animate it, they did it with real pornstarswhy is this an argument just answer the original question dammit!
>>2356055>it's not like anyone can stop usThat kind of attitude is what scares me.
>>2356044Well, cows and chickens aren't sexy.Why would you want to.Goats and sheep... I dunno... not as good as horses, but...
>>2355985Don't know what my Dad's reaction would be, seeing as we haven't had any contact in nearly six years - but I'm willing to bet my mom and Rarity would get along just fine.
>>2356055But we do try to hold back We need some friends
>>2356055>it's not like anyone can stop usIs this what you actually believe?
>>2356040Well, they'd be weirded out at first...But I think they know that a crazy pink cartoon character is the girl I've been waiting for all my life.
>>2356055That's why the US gets butthurt about countries getting nuclear weapons even though they already have them. They're the great equalizer.
>>2356068Not really, we've been working on countermeasures for them since the cold war
>>2356068The U.S. is worried about extremist countries that absolutely despise Israel getting their hands on nukes to try to have some power over Israel.We've got shields and shit in place to intercept or displace nukes, we'd be fine.
>>2355771
>>2356057The point is that any attempt to make a live-action My Little Pony movie, porn or otherwise, would end up being completely terrible. It just wouldn't work.It would be like those awful live MLP show videos on YouTube of crappy pony-suits hobbling around on a stage.
>>2356065Pretty much. I trust the power and wisdom of the corporate oligarchy.They won't let anyone acquire the means to stop us
My Little Pony FiM is the dumbest shit to ever grace the world of fiction.The only thing shittier than FiM itself are the pony fans. Gangly pretentious pseudo-Scientific cocksmiths. They're gay for Braeburn the way conservatives are gay for Ronald Reagan and will defend him to the death.And they romanticize wings and apples as if it were the peak of human existence. Eventhough the only things it has are big adventure, tons of fun, and pony-syphilis.
>>2356006I don't think pone would appreciate that anonIt's obviously sleepy time, not sexy time
>>2356076no it wouldn't, it would be cosplayin a perfect world at least
>>2356074>implying terrorist groups would not be able to get around our "defences".
>>2356072And those countermeasures will be countermeasured.It's not difficult.Dummy missiles, missiles with chaff that will confuse interceptor missiles, etc. It's not feasible.
>>2356080Hey, hold the fuck up.I'm gay for Soarin, not Braeburn.
>>2356076Live action movie you say?>/co/'s collective face when 15 years from now there is a MLP FiM movie in the style of The Smurfs/Alvin and the Chipmunks that features a "Brony" as the male human lead.>Brought to you by Dreamworks Studios and Twentieth Century Fox...>This Summer, get ready, because this movie will make you... A little hoarse!>CGI Applejack yells "Yeehaw!" and shitty licensed pop rock music starts playing>Various scenes of the ponies messing up human stuff and the chubby male lead looking exasperated while toilet paper flies across his face or something>Dash makes a terrible pun>Music stops>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks face>But can these ponies... Help their friend find true love?>Cue generic blonde actress as female love interest, way out of male lead's league>Trailer ends with ponies running through new york or whatever big city the movie is set in>bronies go nuts and claim it as the greatest event since Past Sins got adapted into show canon>/co/ collectively commits suicide immediately
>>2356074>If nuclear weapons hit America, we'd be fine[citation needed]
>>2356090No yeah, I know. But we've been pumping money into the r&d since the cold war, we're ahead of everyone. we're kind've ahead of the game, don't you think?
>>2356099>millions deadoh yeah dont worry we're k
>>2356095OH GODI'M KILLING MYSELFI'M DRINKING ALL THE BLEACHBECAUSE I KNOW THIS IS INEVITABLESEE YOU IN EQUESTRIA, NIGGERS
>>2356095If I ever find you, I will rearrange your teeth numerically, with a tire-iron.
>>2356088Remember how in WW2 all Japanese residing in the U.S. were immediately places in camps and not a single one was seen in the U.S. for the whole time because of all the social stigma and absolute hate for every one of them?Well, it's already like that with arabs. I'd hate to see what we'd do to the poor bastards in a state of war. They wouldn't step foot in this country, that's for sure.
>>2356095This is one of the best pastas we ever made
>>2356095>She looks straight at the camera for 2 seconds and then says "...What? It's 20% cooler!" While making the dreamworks faceEVERY TIME
>>2356105>America is the black knight from Monty Python's Holy Grail
>>2356095FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKYOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>2356106Sweet haiku bro.
>>2356106>>2356107>>2356108>>2356117This is really old you fuckers.
>>2356095I fucking hate this copy-pasta.
>>2356105Yeah man, that's nothing. Look at how we reacted to 9/11If we faced a real attack we'd really be out for blood.
>>2356119And I didn't need to be reminded of it.
>>2356122I don't want to live in a country that the U.S. wants to bleed.
>>2356119TOO LATETHE BLEACH IS COURSING THROUGH MY SYSTEM.I HOPE PINKIE LOVES ME AS MUCH AS I LOVE HER
>>2356103Well yes you are, but it won't matter in the event of a nuclear war. Even if your missile shield manages to destroy 99% of the 3000 active Russian missiles, that's still 30 missiles that will hit. Say goodbye to every important capital city of the 30 most important states.But each of those 30 missiles probably has 4-5 MIRVS in it...
>>2356133Enjoy your excruciating pain for the next few minutes
>>2356133Tell her I said sup, and that she's great in my masturbation fantasies
>>2356133Pinkie would probably hate you.
>>2356131>>2356122Americans on the Warpath are a psychotically brave, incredibly awesome people.I'd point you to the WWII section of >TVTropes, if FastEddie wasn't such a pigfuck and deleted the whole section. There were some amazing stories.
if i spent half as much time drawing as i did on 4chan i would be the best artist in the world
>>2356109I doubt that would ever happen again.
>>2356136yeah man, too truereminds me of that book Arc Lightso fuckin cool
>>2356136Russia would have a lot more to deal with than just the U.S. if they declared war.NATO is a big thing.
>>2356133JOKES ON YOU, I ALREADY BROKE THE 4TH WALL AND TOLD PINKIE TO KICK YOU IN THE BALLS WHEN YOU ARRIVE!
>>2356141OKAY I'VE VOMITED UP ALL THE BLEACH TO SAY FUCK YOU SHE WILL LOVE ME DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT MAI WAIFU
>>2356133It's funny how she's actually here right now fellating me. Get dunked faggot.
*fart*
>>2356148JOKES ON YOU, I LIKE BALL BUSTING
>>2356147Yes, but you are missing the point. All countries know a nuclear was is unwinnable. The purpose then is to just fuck up the other country as much as humanly possible as a final "Fuck you."
>>2356122When's the last time you guys even got attacked for real.
>>2356155>>2356148Why are you people doing this? She came to me in a dream. She said she loved me, dammit!
>>23561639/11
>>2356159>That Flitter
>>2356171>9/11>Real attackPffft
http://kotaku.com/5915384/penis-eating-event-under-investigation
>>2356168AND GOD IS REALGET A HOLD OF YOURSELF MAN
>>2356168Doing what? I can't help it if your waifu wants to smoke my pole.
>>2356174>murrikan logic
>>2356142Too bad our ignorant populace and conniving, bought-and-sold politicians misuse our soldiers
I really don't wanna talk about 9/11 or Americans Vs. Russians Vs. Europeans anymore.Can we talk about ponies? Please?
>>2356163perl arbur
>>2356171try again
>>2356177mfw that's an actual article.
>>2356187
>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187>>2356187This. Can we please discuss pony?
>>2356187Is Rarity biggest slut ever?
>>2356179>>2356178You guys are wrong. You'll see. I'll camwhore for the general with her and you'll all be soooo jealous. You'll all see...
>>2356180>>2356174>>2356189>2996 deaths and more than 6000 injuredAre you guys fucking stupid? 9/11 was a planned attack.
>>2356187Sure How would your friends and/or family react to you managing to get together with your pone waifu, and who is she?My ponyfag friends would ask me how I got Twilight so they can get with their waifus Applejack and Fluttershy
>>2356177And i thought that was a fake linkfucking kotaku
>>2356163>>2356188yeah, I guess pearl harbor. Pretty fuckin weak compared to what the brits and euros had to deal with
>>2356171
>>2356197sure
>>2356205Nope. Try again.
>>2356205>Are you guys fucking stupid? 9/11 was a planned attack.
>>2356207I think my friends and family would be happy enough that I'm managing a relationship with living female
>>2356205Pffffffffff
>>2356218>An attack isn't an attack because I said so>>2356222W-what?Am I being trolled?
>>2356201I swear to Allah I will hunt you down
>I have my wifes placenta in the Freezer right now.... is that so odd? I live in the UK and was allowed to take it home from hospital, I didn't need to provide any explanation of what to do with it, so long as I dispose of it correctly as it is medicinal waste, so a Biohazard.>Ok... now I am not going to eat it.. I am a science teacher and as soon as the useless people who place orders at my school get round to it, the placenta is going in a specimen jar and surrounded by formaldehyde.>but my point is, I didn't need to explain why I wanted it and the hospital didn't ask... I wonder how many people do actually eat the, but thats their business, its a common practice in the animal world, and you know what else, its very rich in iron, and other minerals
>>2356095>In the Chan.>You must hate to survive.>He posted ponies in /co/ and the mods wanted in.>"I don't know how these fucks can post in the cartoon board but I want them..baaaaaaaned!">He had one IP, and he used it to fight back!>Arnold Schwarzenegger "Listen to me, these ponies are my ponies, you have to get the haters out of here, you have to get them out right now, they'r trying to sage you! GET OUT>Tripple the friendship (GET DOWN) more friendship (GET DOWN AGAIN!)>They didn't know who he was.>(Who is this horsefucker?! Why are the mods pissed as fuck?")>LISTEN TO ME, WE HAVE OUR POSITION IN THIS CHANNEL, ITS A CARTOO-*Explosion*>Thum thum>Thum thum thum thumOne manchildOne solutionArnold Schwarzenegger this summer is; My Little Pony.
>>2356177>kotaku>only reports on ps3 gamesfucking gawker
>>2356226Stop taking everything so seriously.I mean, what are you? autistic?
>>2356212Niiine.....Eleven
>>2356230>PS3 gamesStop using oxymorons
>>2356207They'd be shocked, but they'd know it was for the best.
>>2356207If we mean pony, they'd be weirded out, I imagine. Like really weirded out, which is why we'd break the news to them slowly.If humanized, they'd probably be surprised I found a girlfriend.>Rarity
>>2356232>Implying I'm not sitting here stoically gazing at the screen, a loaded gun to my headI'm dead serious
>>2356229Pfffthahahaha
>>2356228People who do this are fucking disgustingOh? it's common in the animal kingdom? so is eating your offspring during bad times.
>>2356222This.9/11 was a self inflicted knife wound to the pinkie finger and claiming the guy down the street who you used to be friends with did it. Then you're going to kill him because you claimed he stabbed you.
>>2356210That wiped out most of our navy in the Pacific. We rebuilt it in the relative blink of an eye, but still.
>>2356246If my post ends in an even number, pull the trigger. odd, dont.0, go find someone who deserves to die
Can't we just blame Bon Jovi for everything that's wrong in the world and move on?
>>2356246>I'm $100 serious
>>2356250Grandpa why are you wearing a tinfoil hat
>>2356261>Not blaming Ross
>>2356235>not sure if he got the joke or not
>>2356241Yeah, pone. How would you break it to them slowly?
>>2356000Holy shit Rarity's ass is fucking huge.
>>2356274Who are they to stand in the way of love?
>>2356252>America says it's not going to have any involvement in WW2>It cockblocks Japan from doing anything while going "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUUUUUU">Japan removes the US ocean blockades>America drops nukes on two major civilian population centers in Japan rendering them uninhabitable
>>2356261Say it isn't so
I've been away about a week. What'd I miss? How did the friend-off go?
>>2356267Ross wasn't born before 9/11.9/11 was 20 years ago.
>>2356267>blaming Ross for everything>he's the cause of the wars in the Middle East>muslims can't eat baconIt all makes sense now.
>>2356262every time
>>2356281>It cockblocks Japan from doing anything while going "I'M NOT TOUCHING YOUUUUUU"10/10
>>2356274Like I said - slowly. Only to a few people, close friends and family. Everyone else, I'd say we were just friends and/or rooming together because shitty economy.
>>2356281the nukes weren't that big of a dealthe firebombing was way worse
>>2356281Here, read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimesThose filthy fucking gooks deserved everything they got.
>>2356281WHY WOULD YOU PICK UP BEES. FUCK AAAAA.
>>2356298Fine and how about American War Crimes? Do you know what the hell is happening in Afghanistan?
>>2356281I know man. How dare they.
>>2356298http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_war_crimes
>>2356298>this is what 'murricans actually believe
>>2356298>gooks>JapaneseI believe you mean "Nips" or "Slopes.""Gook" refers to Vietnamese or Koreans.
>>2356273
>>2356281You do know that America was just about to send a fuckton of supplies to Japan before shit went south, right?We had an agreement signed and everything.
>>2356298>MILLIONS OF UNINVOLVED CIVILIANS DESERVED TO DIE BECAUSE AMERICA LOST ONE HARBOR
>>2356281
>>2356299he probably has bee pheromones or something on his hand, though they don't look like bees, so the pheromones of whatever they are.
>>2356306Nope but apparently you do.
>>2356318Oh god...
>>2356290>"Jeez, anon, it must be weird living with a horse. What, does she shit on the carpet and stuff?"....... FUCK! SHE's NOT JUST A HORSE, SHE'S MY WIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!
>>2356310But everything here is general "up to speculation and personal view" shit like Hiroshima and Nagasaki and Agent Orange.Japan has shit like Unit 731 and the death marches under their belt.
>>2356298>Unit 731Oh fuck that shit gave me nightmares, Why didn't we wipe those disgusting subhumans off the face of the earth.
>>2356318>Murrkans
>>2356318haha! I love that picit's not like ignorance is unique to americans, though
>>2356316>R. J. Rummel, a professor of political science at the University of Hawaii, states that between 1937 and 1945, the Japanese military murdered from nearly 3,000,000 to over 10,000,000 people, most likely 6,000,000 Chinese, Indonesians, Koreans, Filipinos, and Indochinese, among others, including Western prisoners of war.Read a little bit.
>>2356312>>2356311>>2356310>>2356307>>2356306>>2356298>>2356292>>2356290>>2356289>>2356286>>2356281>>2356265>>2356252>>2356226>>2356224>>2356222>>2356218>>2356212>>2356210>>2356205>>2356330>>2356329>>2356337>>2356340>>2356341>>>/pol/Take this discussion there or start discussing pony.
>>2356341>That somehow validates killing civilians
>>2356327>Facebook.I take about as much emotion into anything that that site comes with as the stock they have.
>east vs west "debate"Oh MLPG...
in any case, it's all indirectly romney's faultromney and people like him
>>2356346It does though.
How does MLPG feel about taxes
>>2356358no it doesn't. stop being stupid
>>2356290Sounds reasonable, I supposeSo no going on dates together in public?
>>2356346Those WERE civilians you fuckAlso:60,000–80,000 killed in Nagasaki\90,000–166,000 killed in HiroshimaThe japs killed anywhere from 6 to 10 MILLION civilians.
>>2356364Taxes are ruining the economy!
>>2356318Jesus, Lamerica is so pathetic.
>>2356358It doesn't.
>>2356344Fuck you earther.Pegasus superiority 4lyfe
>>235636910 million people is the same than just one person you fucker.
>>2356314silver spoon is actually the best fillyshe is just influenced by DT too muchI don't have nearly enough of her though
>AmericaPretty much a non-country
I wish to bottom out in a pony.
>>2356344Why don't you do the same when we are /tg/ or /v/?
>>2356368That guy's crazy. Hiding your powerlevel is one thing, but hiding your real pony waifu? I don't care if they throw eggs at me, we love each other and I'm proud of her.
>>2356364Sad that I am terrible with a bow.But I can pop a deadbolt quick enough.
>>2356382wouldn't be hard, they have pretty shallow vaginas
>>2356318Where's the one from after the tsunami
>>2356379I like her glasses
>>2356380It's a worse country than the EU that's for sure.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731
>>2356368We'd date, certainly. But we'd have to be subtle about it - go places we could reasonably go "as friends."The more romantic dates would be even more thrilling for it - because what if we got caught by someone we knew?
>>2356368>hiding pony waifu
>>2356388If she were real, I wouldn't hide her at all.I've already had to lie about my waifu, though. There's no fucking way in hell I'm telling my friend I'm in love with a cartoon pony.
>>2356358>It does though.
MLPG is the only place on the internet that can make me laugh, cry, and feel deeply aroused almost simultaneously.
>>2356364I dunno, I've never had to pay them!
>>2356418see >>2356369
>>2356411I know what you mean.I've told a few of my close friends that I like this show "But I'm not one of those crazy fans who's in love with a character!"I lied to them. ;_;
>>2356400>Biological warfareNot even the fucking nazis deserve that shit
>>2356420>not being half mast every time you browse MLPG
>>2356380>Americlaps
>>2356422See: >>2356378
I'm tired of >>>/pol/ - that's why I came here.
>>2356379
>>2356214That's retarded. Both of those should be legal everywhere.Yet another example of what happens when you let religious nutcases run rampant in politics.
>>2356398>Europe>A country
>>2356433What the fuck does this even meanThe Japs killed more civilians than we did before we nuked them and after we nuked them.
>>2356368Personally, I'd just try to avoid doing any overtly romantic actions in public.The taboo would make it so thrilling, too when we try to sneak one in
Would you silver spoon?
>>2356427having semis is for indecisive faggots, I'm either fully erect or completely limp.
>>2356364>tfw Yankee tax wastes so much money compared to Australia
>>2356379Must feel good being the silent structure to your only 'friend.'I could see Silver Spoon trying to be friends with the CMC.It would take Sweetie Belle to be the first one to take her on, the others figuring it's a trap.All Silver Spoon wants is friends, the CMC are in her class, Diamind Tiara is the boarder.
>>2356448No, I'd diamond tiara.
>>2356425I was ashamed. I knew the diehards on here would say "if you're lying about her, then she's not really your waifu!" But shit.. I just can't show my cards on this one.
>>2356451Mah niggaI'm either fapping or limp. My libido is under lock and key.
>>2356440Horsefucking, not really. It could count as animal abuse since you could be raping the horse and no one would be able to tell if the semen leaking out of the mare cunt is there with permission or not
RD is sexy cancer patientWhich pone would you give cancer to, /co/?
>>2356453>>2356364>tfw when you forget your picture
>>2356426>Prisoners of war were subjected to vivisection without anesthesia.
>>2356460Do you ever feel guilty for keeping >her a secret?
>>2356438Reu's artwork is highly underrated.
>>2356470Only when I'm drunk
THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT HOW AWESOME DISCORD IS.
>>2356410>>2356388>caring for pony waifu's safety>not wanting her to have her windows broken or be pelted with eggs and rocks and called horrible names because this shit would bring the religious nuts and conservatives crawling out of the woodwork to call you an abomination against God or a Filthy Baby-eating Liberal and "proof" that Democrats are ruining the country.Fuck it. we /pol/.
>almost 100 images>ctrl+f cute>nothingWhat kind of heresy is this?
>>2356445I think the point they are trying to make, is that just because they killed people, doesn't give America the rights to kill them. You can't kill someone just because they killed your friend.
>>2356477they're all cute, you syphilitic whore
>>2356475I never liked de Lancie.
>>2356468>Prisoners were subjected to other torturous experiments such as being hung upside down to see how long it would take for them to choke to death, having air injected into their arteries to determine the time until the onset of embolism, and having horse urine injected into their kidneys.>having horse urine injected into their kidneys.
>>2356411>>2356425My two ponyfag friends also happen to be my closest friends, so we've already told each other who our pone waifus are.Mine is purple, this one gun-nut WH40k loving military types waifus Fluttershy, and this animu fan who's probably into being dominated likes Applejack.
>>2356477>Ctrl+f cute>1 result!!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!
>>2356476>implying you wouldn't fight the good fight>being pony activists with every other horsefucker
>>2356476Those people are idiots and WHY THE FUCK AREN'T WE IN EQUESTRIA, ANYWAY?
>>2356481We actually killed them because they lived close enough to ground zero.The targets were military bases, not civilians. The purpose was mainly to show the Japanese that it was either surrender or total annihilation.If we wanted blood, Japan wouldn't exist right now.
>preferably for other writefagsCould I have someone read through my TwiDash fic for me? It's not done yet, I just want to get it checked before I continue.And just one person. I don't want to go posting the link and having everyone read i before it's finished.
>>2356476If people want to /pol/ we're going to /pol/It's gonna keep coming up until enough people are tired o fit
>>2356486They also tested viruses on chinese horses.They deserved everything that ever happened to them.
>>2356486unf
>>2356477ARE YOU SAYING RD ISN'T CUTE BITCH? I'LL CUT YA>>2356377FINE NO MORE 4TH BEST PONE.POSTAN BEST PONE
>>2356448>I'd take her to a movie and get ice-cream with her
>>2356499i'll just post it on /b/ if you give me the link
>>2356448Yes. Hard.
Soon.
>>2356290>Implying people wouldn't find a talking horse somewhat strange in the first place
>>2356487>discussing pone waifus with your friendsWhoa.
cutest pony
>>2356454>Silver Spoon isn't sure what to call her relationship with Diamond Tiara until she learns the words "lackey" and "flunkie.">the realization comes: she has no friends. DT doesn't think of her as one, and everyone else is so afraid of DT, that nobody even approaches Silver Spoon.I can imagine she's very lonely. Laughing when Diamond does, just so she can feel like she belongs with someone. And then DT makes a jab at her... and it gets very hard to laugh when she gets so personal...
whatever happened to friendship is witchcraft?did they finally reach the bottom of the annoying puns and terrible songs well?
>>2356514>implying magic wouldn't help with disguising them in public.
>>2356521That had way too much effort put into it.
>>2356512that feel when theres no good PoV porn of Rarity where you stare deeply into her eyesthat feel when you cant commission it because commissioning porn is really weird.
which tripfag is the sluttiest
Would you live out this scenario with your pony waifu if she were real? I would.
>>2356512what?
Would you?
>>2356512When?
>>235652810^10/10
>>2356536Aw shit niggaRewatching this shit
>>2356534AJ.>>2356499just look at him. He's shameless.
>>2356534Reu
>>2356512Does anyone have that comic of a guy scrolling, stopping for a minute, and then continuing scrolling?Because that was what my last birthday was like.
>>2356551>>2356536What's this?
>>2356551I think I need to get back into the habit of watching that daily before leaving the house.
>>2356536The scenario of being a cat and a rabbit in a heart?
>>2356532Close enough.
>>2356532just use your imagination, faggot
>>2356553>>2356553>>2356553Anon is right you know. I'd fuck you all right here, right now if it weren't for the computer screen holding me back.
>The Rarity virus
>>2356565>>2356561http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NdVPTQkRaYWatch all 5
>>2356524>DT makes a joke about Silver Spoon's grandmother the week after she passed away>Silver Spoon gets very quiet, grabs her things, and quickly leaves the room>DT only shrugs>"What's HER problem?">Sweetie Belle finds her crying behind a tree.
>>2356567Excuse me that is offensive.
>Ponies are now on Earth>Are just like in the show, human intelligence and language capabilitiesHow does the public and government react in terms of rights
>>2356575>not the Rari-T Virusdo you even resident evil?
>>2356572No you wouldn't you skank.
>>2356581>MASSIVE WAVE OF RAPE SWEEPS THE NATION
>>2356577This would make a great arc
>>2356581I'm sure they would have full rights after, since there would be a shitload of activists supporting them, especially since they are intelligent.
Good morning, MLPG.
>>2356570I feel like I would seriously be breaching an acceptable level of sanity by imagining fucking a cartoon character.
>>2356595Trufax. But how about HumanxPony sex? Will it be legal?
>>2356582I dropped wesker in ultimate
>>2356576>comment section full of >feels
>>2356604I can't see a logical reason why it wouldn't be
>>2356613Huh...because animals?
>>2356613>law>logicalclearly you've never lived in a country
>>2356604Only with consent.>income of ponyxhuman porn making studios skyrocket
>>2356581Governments doubt Celestia's powerCelestia raises the sun here to prove she has the power, accidentally brings it closer and winds up boiling off the oceans and everything on the surface.BAD END
>>2356554
>>2356602>Subtlety Gosh, if I were to get a Rarity tattoo it'd be a queen of diamonds card.
>>2356602Oh Christ, her eye is bleeding.
>>2356581>you will never she ponies get the vote>you will never see the first ponies in space>You will never see the first pony president>you will never see a pony
>>2356613because >religion
>>2356616Sentient animals with human intelligence.
>>2356463That's not really an excuse. Something shouldn't be banned in its entirety just because it _could_ be done in an illegal way.That would be like outlawing smoking completely just because someone _could_ smoke weed, or outlawing syringes because someone _could_ use them to inject illegal drugs.Abuse should already be illegal under other laws, and sex can't automatically be classified as abuse.
>>2356587Right again. I'd probably just be a giant cock-tease.
>>2356616Can't really outlaw sex with them since they're sentient. Like niggers.
>>2356621Being a woman, you should feel flattered <3
[morning] MLPG. How are things this fine day? Anything fun?>tfw still grindan crafts on Aion
>>2356634That's the second most racist thing I heard all week.
>>2356627>religionKILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
>>2356630Animals can't by definition give consent, and sex without consent is rape. Same thing with human children. That's why having sex with babies is illegal.
>>2356641what's the third?
>>2356629Still, they are not humans, I can see it being legal in some countries but not a "world wide" thing
>>2356625>you will never campaign for equal rights for all sapient beings>you will never have the first hybrid child>you will never be under constant surveillance by the secret service for the rest of your life.
>>2356641What was the first.
>>2356647I'm pretty sure the fact that babies can't give consent is far from the only reason having sex with them is illegal.
>>2356649>Still, they are not humansThat really shouldn't be a reason.
>>2356655>hybrid childGenetics don't work that way.
>>2356660Of course there is always that inserting foreign objects into the vagina/ass of a baby can cause serious internal damage and bleeding.
>>2356671That's because you're autistic.
>you will never elope with your pone waifu to live a new life out in the countryside after pony sex is banned
>>2356661Animalfucking is not legal in the whole world.
>>2356613We live in a world where it's looked down upon for people of the same sex to have a relationship in a lot of places, you think we'd have more luck with a different species, even if they were sentient?
>>2356679>countrysidefuck that. i'll capture canterlot singlehandedly if i have to
>>2356686>>2356671>>2356666>>>/b/
>>2356687>tfw live in TexasNow to just get my waifu out of the TV...
>>2356647By that definition, all sex between animals would be rape. Animals have their own ways of expressing their consent through body language.
>>2356594>The CMC help Silver Spoon - giving her someone to confide in and help ease her grief, despite some hesitance from both parties.>Silver Spoon realizes that DT really hasn't been a good friend to her, and stands up to her for the first time, at a crucial moment.Morals:>The people you find it the hardest to be kind to, are usually the ones who need it most
>>2356665They are if Celestia restructures their DNA. She is a goddess after all.
>>2356687That's because they're not sentient and can't give consent.
>>2356693>>>/mlp/
>>2356689I would be a proud ponyfucker, even if people would look down on me because of it.
GuysWhat if tommorow, Earth went full equestria mode>Every mammal and some other species are sentient and capable of some kind of communication>Ponies and mythical creatures are realGoing vegetarian overnight would probably be tough but it's not like you would eat it>underdeveloped countries have to pay their workhorses a wage
>>2356694>slime horse tattoo>getting tattoos of someone's OCJUST...WHY?
>everyone in MLPG is an atheist because they are upset no religion wants to condone fucking real life horsesSounds about right.
You guys do realize they aren't real and the whole discussion is moot by definition.
>>2356689In a lot of places where religious nutcases live.
>>2356694>pony oc tattoo
>>2356712>Not being a _________
>>2356649They aren't human but they have every bit of humanity that we do
>>2356715That never stopped us
>>2356715>nofun.jpg
>>2356712>Getting asspained over atheists on the internetThis is coming from a catholic who spends his sunday mornings in church.Learn to live with it.
>>2356715So, this discussion is a faggot?
>>2356712Actually I'm an atheist because _____________ur a faget__________________
>>2356687No, it varies a lot from country to country.
> ponies appears on Earth> as a sentient creatures they are accepted into society> after some time relationships between ponies and humans begin to bloom> love and sex isn't something that restricted> but there are only limited amount of ponies, only few> ...> War. War never changes.
>>2356704She'd probably make it 50/50 giving birth to a human or pone
humans are animals.
>>2356712I'm an apatheist, I don't give a shit either way.
>>2356727It's not that people are atheists, it's that people would be anti-religion on the basis of wanting to fuck horses.
HandicraftingArmorsmithingCookingWhich one MLPG? The first one is a mix of woodworking/jewelcrafting.
>>2356741I disliked christians even before MLP.
>>2356740but you're going to go to hellyou don't want to go to hell, do you?
>>2356732That's why I said I can see it being legal in some countries but not a world wide thing
>>2356712>not being an atheist because you can't logically reconcile theodicy
>>2356741but nobody even said that
>>2356741No one even said anything about religion
>>2356712Naw, I was an atheist long before MLPG.I just hate religion and its influence on society on principal grounds.
what the fuck, guys
>>2356741Sentient horses, I don't support sex with regular horses, or religion.
>>2356694
>tfw agnostic
>>2356701>"Leave her alone, Diamond! I still cry sometimes, don't you?"
>>2356766>>>/sci/
So, I was an Anon from ye olde /co/ days, dating all the way back to October 2010. I havent been in an MLP General for months, and I was wondering...Whatever happened to that Faceless guy?
>>2356754Do you even READ the THREAD?>>2356613>>2356627>>2356644
>>2356746Eh, I don't want to worship a god who'd damn me over something so trivial anyway.
>>2356747No, it isn't, but it should.
>>2356772fuck off faceless
>>2356774Okay, two people.That doesn't really change anything.
>>2356774Sure buy nobody said "I'm not religious because they don't allow people to fuck horses"
>>2356777but he doesn't damn you, that's why he sent jesus down to die for our sinsthat's why you're going to hell
>>2356786Fuck heaven or hell, I'm going to Equestria
fish lvls?
>not being christain*sigh* you all make me sick no wonder you are all no life virigns with no friends
>>2356741I think gay marriage would be more pertinent in they're disdain for religionThe whole idea of religion having such impact on everyone is naturally quite unsavoury for a lot of people
>>2356766My Nigga.I actually describe myself as a Christian, having been raised Catholic and found a few points of contention with organized religion, but I find Agnosticism a much less conceited way of looking at things than Atheism - especially since most of the Atheists I've met are the stereotypical Brian Griffin "God Doesn't Exist And You're a Moron If You Think He Does" types.Agnostics are willing to say "There might be, there might not be - I don't know."
>>2356790>playing past 062006scape, look it up fags.
>>2356791>new tripANYONE HAS THE EAT SHIT PASTA?
>>2356772He got butthurt from getting his steam account banned for aimbotting in a VAC trade server and everyone making fun of him
>>2356799Just fucking ignore it
>>2356791Is that a troll , a joke or a leak?
>>2356766>>2356768>tfw when they tell you to go away because you aren't using the word right
Rollin'1-3 - Stream draws4-6 - Stream vidya7-9 - Stream movie0 - You guys pick
>>2356772Shut the fuck up Faceless
>>2356797Oh no fucking way
>>2356791>not being muslim>not worshipping the one true Allah
>>2356794nobody knows. there is no evidence and since it is an affirmative assertion it can't be disprovenit is impossible to know whether god exists one way or the otheranyone who claims to know the answer is lying.
>>2356791How would being a christian stop me from being a virgin?
>>2356808STREAM KUNG POW!
>>2356794>>2356766BUT ARE YOU A AGNOSTIC ATHEIST OR AGNOSTIC THEIST
>>2356790
>>2356818noshaolin soccer
>>2356818>>2356825Fuck you guys, Kung Fu Hustle
>>2356819Can you be agnostic neutral?
>>2356825NOREDLINE
>>2356829>>2356825>>2356818Fuck all of you.Fifth Element.
Wait, is this the General?I'm not sure I'm in the right place.
>>2356829fuck you buddykung fu panda
>>2356813>Not worshipping Eris
>>2356829>>2356825>>2356818I was thinking Fifth Element. I've had an anon ask about it every time I offered to have movie time.
>>2356792>they'reI BRING SHAME UPON MY FAMILY
>>2356832NoRe-animator.
>>2356831Just be apatheistic and don't give a fuck.
>>2356835when in doubt, make a rape joke and see how everyone reacts
You guys don't worship your godqueen?
>>2356815>>2356794All that god shit is based on faith. You know what I have faith in? Death. And you know what I'll find out when I'm dead?Until then I'm satisfied with knowing that there are some things in this universe that I have absolutely no control over or affect in anyway and the same with the universe to me.
>>2356831NONEUTRAL DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE IN THIS CONTEXT
>>2356847I do.
>>2356839>>2356833
>Religion debate in MLPG ABORT ABORT ABORT
>>2356837>Not being part of the holy church of FaustGet on my level plebeians
FUCK YOU GUYS I POSTED FIRST.STREAM KUNG POW, LK!
>>2356856ABORTION IS A SIN AGAINST GOD!
>>2356847> implying I don't
>>2356837>Not worshiping the mighty Lord DagonDo you even lift the show?
>>2356859I think that one is in the long list of shit I have yet to get back from people. Sorry, bro.
>>2356804either a troll or a christfag.
...Undertaker's comin'
>tfw everyone thinks paganism is absurd and irrelevant>tfw it makes 100x more sense than the Abrahamic religions
>>2356876IT AIN'T GONNA BE ME!
>>2356577>>2356594>>2356701>>2356767...I... kinda wanna see this as an episode now.
>worshipping CelestiaEnjoy your figurehead. I'll worship the true powers of this world by being a priest in the church of Elemental Harmony.
in any case, the only possible god or creator is most definitely not humanoid; if there is a god then he - or more appropriately it - is outside of the universe because it created the universe and anything that is not in this universe is not human or indeed any animal we see on earth, it's just absurdmost likely, god is some variety of extra-universal force or energy that can only create universesyes, i am hypothesising jediism
>>2356868>Dagon>not Sheogorathget out
So I downloaded Punchout WiiIs this what fun feels like MLPG?[onetwopunch]
>>2356870F-Fine ;_;
>not worshiping the sunFuck, I can't even find the image
>>2356897>Daedra worshipYou filthy s'wit...!
>>2356906
>not worshiping the sun>not praying to Joe Pesci>captcha: eranthro man
>>2356741Seems likely.More likely people are anti-religion because of all the shitty and pointless morals and values ingrained in society thanks to them. And the fact that the whole core concept of religion (gods) is completely stupid and belongs in fantasy novels, not reality.
>>2356915we too busy being /pol/ to fetish now, sorry Pinkie
>>2356918I'm pretty sure religion was originally just used as a way to explain things before science existed, and then later got corrupted and used by governments as a means to control the people and shoehorn them into a flock of mindless drones.Of course, much of that control has been lost over time, but the mindless drone mentality still persists in a sort of hivemind among religious groups.
>Believing in something that isn't being cool, having an excellently groomed beard and alcoholIt's like you're really a poor white boyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia0HUBWdDkU
>>2356897>He doesn't worship an Elder GodGet on my level.
>>2356915>you will never squeeze Mrs. Cakes ass cheeks making her squeal in delight
>>2356915This was a funny spam until Poultron forgot to take his name off.
>>2356794whatnoThere is no such thing as being agnostic, you're either an agnostic theist or an agnostic atheistGnostic Theism: Gods definitely existAgnostic Theism: Gods probably existGnostic Atheism: Gods don't existAgnostic Atheism: Gods probably don't exist
Hey MLPG, wanna go watch The Fifth Element?http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
>>2356937Poultron? Where?
>>2356886>>2356876>Knowing The Backwater GospelYou two are my:>[ ] Bitchez>[ ] Busta'z>[X] Boyz>[X] Brothers from Other Mothers>[X] Motherfuckin' Niggazhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVkDrIacHJM
>>2356918Religion has always been a cultural thing for me.Of course americans can't understand this since you guys don't really have any culture.
>>2356943Officer Cosgrove, why aren't you married?
>>2356942Or you could just be a "I don't give a shit"-ist.I used to be one of those.
>>2356918I personally love the mytholgoy and lore behind religion, seeing how it evovles over time with human culture is fascinating as all hell. I'm personally atheist and believe the world would be better off if everyone was atheist, but it makes no sense to just denounce religion completely, it's a useful tool to study from a anthropological point of view.
which tripfag represents what religion?
>over 6k pony images all in one MLP folder>can't find shit, too lazy to sort them out>Suddenly find a way to group them together by monthWHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME I COULD DO THISTHIS IS AWESOME
>>2356971eat shit
>>2356952Didn't you know it? Poultron was the guy spamming "Put your dick in it" macros, he derped once and forgot to take his name off, everyone pointed at him and he stopped spamming.Same thing with Mane, with the difference that Mane is still spamming us.>tfw MLPG is MLPG's cancer.
>>2356971Why are you trying to associate trips with everything?
>>2356961but you still have a belief anondeep down you know
>>2356954Aw yeah niggaPlant that shit, yo
Hey guys quick questionDo I have to see my waifu as the epitome of perfection or can I acknowledge and accept her flaws?
>>2356971leth is a buddhisti bet
>>2356888Whatever you say anon
>>2356987no. she has to be absolutely perfect. otherwise she's just some bitch
>>2356988>computers>being religious
>>2356988What? No, in my headcanon Leth is the stereotype of a catholic
>>2356956>Implying I'm an American (yes I posted what you replied to)Fortunately, in the country I come from people are fairly laid-back when it comes to religion.The vast majority of people aren't overly religious, and even those that are generally don't make a fuss about it.Catholicism is virtually non-existent.
>>2356994So I can't waifu her anymore?
>>2356974>october 2010>there's already r34More innocent my ass
>>2356987Where are people getting this shit.All that matters is that you love her.
>>2356987No one's flawless. the thing about love is accepting your waifu's flaws, just as she accepts yours. Seeing somethings as absolutely perfect is delusional and a recipe for disaster.
>>2357001Oh yeah noinkFunny shit
>>2356983Maybe, but its just not relevant at all. God cant be proven or disproven, thus the whole subject doesnt matter to me. I will find out who was right when I die (or wont in case I just stop existing)
>>2356971They all represent Chaos.Except Leth, who is the Machine God.
>>2356987No, you just have to love every part of her
>>2357010Then congrats, you're agnostic atheist, or at least living atheistically.
>>2356987The flaws are what makes her loveable
>>2356987Your waifu is a slut
'You really think I'm pretty?'
>>2357023NIGGA I'LL CUT YOU
>>2357023get off the table
>>2357026I think you're the prettiest
>>2356970>I personally love the mytholgoy and lore behind religionSame here. In fiction, it makes for much interesting material.It's the fact that there are actually people in real-life taking it seriously and trying to impose it on the rest of society that irks me.Religion belongs with the rest of past religions, such as Norse and Greek mythology - a great source of fantasy material, but not to be seriously believed in.
>>2356959Because I like meat too much.
>>2357026what? pfft noi said gorgeous. pay attention/
>>2357026The prettiest around!
>>2357026Sure, whatever. Now bend over.
>>2357029
>>2356979Well, I know who Poultron is, but I had no idea he was spamming "Put your dick in it" macros.
>MFW I'll probably hate Season 3 because the writers are lazy and have no idea how the characters work, so we get shitty episodes with cliche plots
How many of you visit 7chan's /be/?
So, Eduard Khil died.
>>2356983Nope, these days I'm an atheist.
Good morning from the Travis County Justice System. Awaiting juror selection. Hope they reject me.Wish me luck.
>>2357058I hope Dave Polsky writes more episodes. Both of his in S1 were a lot of fun.
>>2357065right rightdon't say that anymore, i don't want to have to kill myself
>>2357065How? Did he get Khilled?
>>2357056>try to post an image>some fucking triptard decided he was going to dump his entire scratch folder for no reason in his own private thread
>>2357046Abrahamic mythology actually has a lot of good stuff in there, too, it's just a shame few bother to research outside of HURR GOD GOD DEVIL BADLike the true form of God, God's mother and so on.
>>2357075That was terrible, anon.
>>2357084The joys of /mlp/.
>>2357015Are those women Silent Sisters or what?
>>2357064
>>2357026Pinkie Pie is kind of pretty, huh.
>>2357053No, you have to Bend 'er.
>>2357097Eat it Alicefag
>>2357064Meh, there's only one horse thread and the whole board is dead.
The thought of cautiously thrusting into a baked Fluttershy while sunlight streams through the cracked blinds and lights up the hovering smoke sends my boner through the roof.
In 0 to pone, how ded are we
>>2357087>God's motherWait what?
>>2357084>not adding garbage tags to jpgs to pass checksums
>>2357105
I think I just watched Lens Flare: The Movie
>>2357069Good luck
which tripfag is what pony
>>2357108That was only a reaction image.
>>2356701>Everyone needs to lean on someone sometimes.>An act of kindness can totally change how you see a person, whether you're the one giving or receiving it.You have me >feeling for Silver Spoon now, yon son of a bitch.
>>2357124As more days pass it's become more clear that Terse has infected you
>>2357125eat shit - you
>>2357123Why, PHN was streaming?
>>2357026The other day I found that screenshot and it reminded me to this postYes, yes you are honey, prettiest pony around
which tripfag is what deadly sin
>>2357129I always liked SS you knowMostly for the glasses but still
>>2357117Any good software for doing this quickly?
>>2357130Dude what? I don't even talk to him anymore
>>2357134No, star treck was on tv
>>2357113Pistis Sophia, in Gnostic mythology, essentially a really wacky branch of Christianity that died out a long time ago.Essentially, God here is depicted as an imperfect, evil being who believes himself almighty because he saw no one else around since his mother put him in a cloud after his birth, blinding him into delusion. He created humans to be his mindless worshipers, and ejected them when they ate the sacred fig because that's where they gained awareness of the 'immaterial world' while this God, the Demiurge, wants us trapped in the material world with him.Jesus on the other hand is depicted as a cool guy trying to save us from this evil god.
>>2357144It doesn't matterAfter first contact you were infected with his opinionsHow else can you explain that filename
Which tripfag is my penis?
>>2357144>implyingi thought you two were still fucking?
>>2357156"i like to collect dildos on my ass" - you
>>2357151But she's so pretty. Look at that hat.Which background pony is your favourite?
>>2357147Wow. That's pretty coolBut do they explain why Jesus was a faggot and killed a fig treeSeriously that tree did nothing wrong.
>>2357156Which of your waifus are currently fellating me? Trick question, all of them are. Your waifus are sluts.
>>2357163of course she's pretty, she has Dashie's eyes
Why do you guys care so much about tripfags
>>2357163this one is prettier
>>2357165But Jesus was generally bro as fuck
>>2357156>Implying Cadence has a penis
>>2357170Look deep into her eyes!
>>2357141MSPaint
>>2357176>implying she doesn't
>>2357165Maybe, most records of gnosticism are long lost because naturally the other Christians didn't take kindly to their god being called a massive dick
>>2357163She's such a cutieI want to hear her moan in ecstasy
>>2357175Sorry man but the tree is a deal breaker
>>2357158We never were, he likes dudes and I haven't talked to him since January anyway>>2357173Carrot Top? I like her. I need to draw her some time but orange is a really annoying colour to work with
>>2357171>not filtering tripfags all together
>>2357175Except that one time he flipped the fuck out in the temple.To be fair they had it coming.
>>2357181they're the prettiest eyeson the prettiest horse
>>2357192>terse's gayI knew those faggots liedYou're the one who raped him not the other way around
Dude, Jesus turned water into wine...wine! That's a bro, man.
>>2357210...
which tripfag is what element
>>2357218Wine is for casuals
>>2357210With the prettiest wings
>>2357219fuck off shitfire
>>2357218>wineLook man I love wine but that's boringCall me when he turns it into something cool
>>2357219Spitfire is also very pretty--and sexy--but you can't compete with those eyes, man
>>2357219...
>>2357210>Dash>pretty eyes>pretty anythingI KNEW ITALL BRITISH PEOPLE ARE LIKE TERSE
>>2357226
>>2357129>>2357129>yon son of a bitchhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0330qABvDUu
>>2357222All of them are faggot elementAlso check em
Casuals all of youWings are incredibly pretty but Twilight manages to be prettiest pony even without them
>>2357192so you turned him homo?
>>2357210>Pretty eyes>You will never look into a horse's eyes under the moonlit sky on a warm summer's night
>>2357140She's got >feel potential. Big time.
>>2357243
>>2357238HEY I FIND THAT OFFENSIVEFUCK YOU
>>2357230>>2357223Well of course it would be nice if it was another thing, but it's still cool
>>2357238
>>2357248Horse eyes are pretty fucking creepy
>>2357244Probably.
>>2357243>not TreekickerGet a load of this guy
Limeys confirmed for terse tier opinions.
>>2357238>Dash>not the prettiest little thing ever
Why are namefags so much better than tripfags? Serious question.
>>2357238But thats wrong.
LK is streaming the Fifth Elementhttp://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
>>2357273>tfw you agree with most of his opinions anyway>except for the vidya, where it is most importantFeels mildly amusing, amerifag
>>2357273Come on that isn't treeThey can't all>TAW>Reu>darfShitWell good thin they're surrounded by waterBrits are melted by water right?
>>2357243So true.Still, I wouldn't mind preening Rainbow Dash's wings, if you know what I'm saying... *nudge nudge, wink wink*
>>2357284namefags don't give a fuck?
which tripfag is what color
>People still think Dash isn't the cutest horse
>>2357284Not all tripfags suck. Also there are some fairly shitty posters who hang around here posting as Anon.
>>23572612animubrony4me but cute.
>>2357271>>2357256But it's true
>>2357303>TAW
>>2357308>>2357303>Ross
>>2357284Because namefags drop their name to shitpost
>>2357284the only reason to have a trip is if you think your opinions are worth more simply from being tied to you. It's egotistic. Namefags are identifiable but given that they can be trivially faked they can't take themselves so seriously.
>>2357273Europeon opinions are shit opinions
>>2357307>dem ear twitches
>>2357284Probably because they don't think they are important enough for someone to use their name.The whole act of using a tripcode implies you think your name is important enough to be protected.
>>2357318Said the guy with his trip on.
I think Applejack is a pretty pony.second to pinkie pie, i suppose
>>2357318which namefags are the least serious
>>2357325That might have been the joke
>>2357325That's the joke
>>2357325>implying its totally impossible to realize that you are doing something shitty but still do it because it doesnt bother you that much
>>2357321Oh yeah. That's really sexy.
>>2357325Like I said. in fairness I don't even want it, but people call me out anyway so I think it's actually more annoying for people if I don't use it
Why does the thought of worshipping smelly hooves, feet, and paws turn me on?
>>2357319Hey don't put us mainland fags together with britfags.Except for FranceYou can do whatever you want with them
>>2357318Part of the code of conduct I set down when I got my trip is that I only use my trip when I post art.No art? No trip.
>>2357261How is the trumpet on that blue pony called properly?
>>2357343Good question...
>>2357341>I think it's actually more annoying for people if I don't use itHe finally listened, thank fuckNow tell that to the other tripfags
>>2357343Must be the gigantic tumor pressing on your frontal lobe.
>>2357321Have Pinkie in your collection.
>>2357351But her ear is not twitching.
>>2357346The Instrument or the Pony?>Sousaphone>Beauty Brass
>>2357343Because you're a foot fetishist and a furry; two of the worst kinds of people.
>>2357343>PawsBecause you have aspergers.
>>2357359But foot fetish is thee most common fetish in the world
>>2357341I have no idea why people have the urge to call out tripfags anyway
>>2357375Fun
>>2357374its still disgusting as fuck.
>>2357374That changes nothing. Also prove it.
>>2357375because it's >fun
>>2357343Some people get off on that weird scent shit, and like their nostrils being assaulted with fowl odors. Its not really that weird in the grand scheme of things.
>>2357375well obviously because I'm such a fun person to have around! The guys want me and the girls want to be me.but seriously I think it's just because they can
>>2357378>>2357385>derailing everything>fun
Why aren't you engaging in anal play?
>>2357375People see this as a game. Usually, when the person stay long enough, they a have "style" to these comments they post. People recognizes this and play a game with it.Some are easier then other, like Ross, Terse, TAW, etc.
>>2357393>That pictureEVERY TIME.
>>2357387>fowlI like the smell of birds as much as the next guy, but sexually is a bit strange
>>2357393I don't know.
>>2357388You are a fun person to be around
>>2357391>implying it's the call-out anons>implying it's not the tripfag who plays along with themtaw is the worst for this
>>2357388>the guys want meBut I'm not gay
>>2357391>derailingDID SOMEONE SAY WINGS?!
>>2357409>implying tripfags are not calling out themselves
>>2357097>>2357108>>2357126>>2357387>>2357393we /jp/ now
>>2357393Because I can't pass a 85 DC
>>2357398ITS TIME TO ROLL SOME DICEhttp://4chanarchive.org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=921167&x=extremely+tight+space
>>2357402Ducks smell like flying pieces of rotting skunk carcass.
>>2357415This is a good derailPone related and my fetish
>>2357409but they so often have questions, queries, and requests! How can I properly serve you guys if I don't answer you!
Watchin your goat anime again son?
>>2357415I DO BELIEVE SOMEONE SAID WINGS
what do ponies smell like
>>2357417I'm a tripfag calling out others
>>2357433
>>2357432>TAW makes a post>"I'd love to put my penis inside of one of your orifices TAW look this is a clever innuendo because I know it is you">"Oh gosh anon yes I too would like your penis~~~~~~~~ mrow~~~"AND THEN REPEATEVERY THREAD
>>2357420I have never been to /jp/
>>2357441In my mind, like the soap they use, while their nether bits have a very nice musky scent
>>2357420
>>2357442>tripfags are skyping>hey I'm going to post xy>other tripfag calls him out>they have a good laugh>anons happen>hurr
>>2357439OH BOI, I SURE AM GLAD SOMEONE SAID THAT!
>>2357453You are not missing much.
>>2357441Like horse piss.
>>2357456>musky>gloopy
>>2357460YES
>wingfagsI'm out
>>2357452Just filter him man
>>2357460pretties princessprettiest wings
>>2357452Hey man don't hate me because you ain't me! I'm sorry it actually hurt to type that. I do agree with you, but there's no good way out of it. I don't want to just ignore people because they clearly like me and it seems like a dick move to just ignore them, and it IS fun--but I realise other people don't like it. There aren't really many great options here, and I can only apologise. At least with a trip you can now filter me, eh?
>>2357453MLPG in it's most hateful and cynical moments comes close to the atmosphere of /jp/. In short, >>2357465
>>2357480I don't have a problem with him, it's the anons that call him out and how he reacts to it that wears on me a little
>>2357482>Prettiest wingsPfffff
>>2357459>skypingit's only really the steam chat that does that
>>2357483>a bloo bloo i care about what people think of me>my precious e-rep must remain virgin pure
>>2357459Nah it's not always like that, it's usually like this >>2357397Also >filenames
Seems to be serious time on MLPG this morning.Should come watch 5th Element with us instead. Taking MLPG seriously at all is just silly.
>>2357496>implying any of us do thatShit, you guys have a a warped opinion of what the steam chat gets up to
>>2357506>Fifth Element>When E3 is on in 2 hoursAre you for real?
>>2357500Please get the fuck out.
>>2357471
>>2357500Out.
>>2357514Someone streaming E3?
>>2357514>2 hoursJust enough time to get 5th element in!
>>2357500I don't want to disappoint anyone, mostly! I'd rather you guys didn't hate me because I have a fun time messing around with you guys, and I enjoy giving something back every so often. It's not about ego or reputation--if I wanted to attention whore I'd do it on places that get more traffic--it's about having a good time.
Pink ponae
>>2357500Is that so unreasonable though?I mean look at Dinofag, Alplblewm, Nathan and NanakiWhen your name gets sullied on the internet you can't really continue using it without inciting hatred or whatever
>>2357518>TentaclewingsHow fucking horrifying.
>>2357526Official streams/v/ will beSomeone here could too if they really want to
>>2357531*creak* *creak* *creak*
>>2356545by the end of the week.I'll do it in bits rather than flood the thread with walls of text nobody would bother to readalso, there may be mild audience participation assuming I don't get booed off the stage. none of the choices alter the outcome of the story, but depending on your choices scenes may play out differently or entirely different scenes will be shown. only one ending though
>>2357529You are a good guy TAW, no need to keep responding
>>2357542my dick
>>2357538Man, at max res, you can really appreciate all the little details on each hair or feather10/10 picture
>>2357533But those are, to varying degrees, unlikable people. Dinofag is a cunt. AB a pedo, I personally don't have a problem with Nathan and Nanaki, they are faggots, but I don't mind.
>>2357452I think it's fun that as soon as TAW started using his trip, all the mrowing and twidash shit stopped immediately.ALMOST LIKE I WAS COMPLETELY RIGHT ABOUT HIM JUST DOING IT TO GET ATTENTION HUHNAH SURE IT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE
>>2357508It's because we blame them for anything badThe main problem is that only the shit they do gets posted here. Doesn't help that AB was a total faggot.Whenever they do what they normally do its not interesting enough to be posted here.We've only seen them doing shit so we've made our opinion about them only on that.Also they are very defensive
>>2357562Uhjust filter himno need to shit up the general even further
>>2357539Good to know. I might check this out when it start.
>>2357562Just fucking drop it, no one gives a fuck.
>>2357558>AB a pedoYeah my point was, we didn't know this at the time. He could have been totally likeable prior to his retarded actions in the last two weeks before pedo thing, and we would never have knownNow, however, he can't use his name here again because you know how we'd react
>>2357539I hope the streams get posted here, I don't want to visit /v/.
>>2357562confirmation bias, broI haven't used mrow in a post for like, over a week, and I really don't talk about TwiDash all that muchthough I was talking about it last night, almost like nothing's changed!but seriously they go great together. What music do you think they'd play at their wedding?
>>2357564it's a big circlejerkno one gives a shit
>>2357564>they are very defensiveIt's just a couple of guys reacting to the one or two who like to shit up the general by posting steam logs here, unfortunately
what is there even left to discuss in the my little pony generalsi am serious
>>2357584http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdeqvhxu7iI&feature=relatedPost-avant garde fridgecore
>Complaining about tripfags>Defending tripfagsOkay, it's time to stop.
>>2357562>mrowing.Of course, he was the only one mrowing.>Twidash.Haha no, haven't you been here yesterday?
please just talk about poniesfanfictionwhich one you'd want to fuck in nipple/vice versajust pleasenot this
So the spaghetticon documentary reached its stretch goal. what's next?
>>2357584Not him, but>I really don't talk about TwiDash all that muchNor anything related to the show at all, since you've trippedWhich is why you ask a shipping question at the end so at least tangentially related to the show, even though if it wasn't you, you'd have anons jumping all over your post because >shipping
>>2357584http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCqdQAleG1Q
>>2357621
>>2357587>Circlejerk>talk about vidya, interesting things happening or a link someone postsYou have a funny view of what constitutes as circlejerking
>>2357613I submit that this is quite possibly one of the cutest things ever aired on the show.
>>2357584http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-64CaD8GXw
>>2357617we all die of fremdschämen
>>2357621I was talking about the show's economy for ages yesterdayI enjoy show discussion, we just don't do it often.
>>2357538I don't know, I think they're pretty nice sometimes.
>>2357556but the wing structure is all wrong. Just because something has a lot of detail doesn't make it good
Tell me about your cable management MLPG
>>2357632OH GOHNNNNNNNNNNNNGWhy are fanfillies so cute?
>>2357631>defensive steamfag detected
>>2357636The ending kind of broke it for me. Too fast, too unexpected.
CAN WE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO ANYTHING ELSE THAT IS AT LEAST TANGENTIAL TO THE SHOW?Okay here's a questionWhat crossover with ponies would you like and why
>you are in the cottage, lying on a couch, Fluttershy lying atop you>your faces are inches away from each other>she has an embarassed expression on her face, and breaks eye contact when you smile back>you put your hands on her shoulder and you can feel a shiver run through her body>you tell her to relax as you start to massage her>she is a bit tense at first, but after your hands tend to her back, she lightens up, and leans on you even more, nuzzling your face>she gasps sharply when your arrive at the base of her wings>you gently unfurl them and take in the majestic look of it>you tell her that her wings are beautiful while you caress them, and touch some of the feathers>you can feel some stiffness in her wings - she clearly doesn't maintain them as much as other pegasi>you start to massage them firmly>she lets out a little yelp>You quickly stop and ask her if you hurt her?>"N-no, it was good... Please continue...">You continue to massage her wings to get all the tension out of them, and she rubs her muzzle at your face and lets out little delighted groans>she pulls herself closer to your ear, and whispers with eyes closed "I, um..I, I l-love you!"
>>2357648I don't care, they're pretty as fuckAlso who cares, there are tons of different styles of wings used all the time that aren't anatomically correct
>>2357636>(dead) Could you post the image again? I wanted to save it.
>since TAW started using his trip you see how much he really posts hereI don't so bad about my life at all, anymore! Thanks!
>>2357660>>2357653>>2357632I already submitted that these pictures are adorable.
>>2357660Aren't characters from Touhou so goddamn broken it's not even funny?
>>2357666see >>2357656Okay I guess
>>2357654>defensive>not just pointing out faults with your postI don't even have Steam I'm just going on what I've been told
>>2357656Reposted because I made a fucking big grammar mistake when I was trying to type two things at once.And you can never expect love
>>2357660Crossover time?
>>2357653Because they are kids.And then there these fans.>>2357668Just a couple more days, anon. I can taste it as well.
>>2357668Shut up Unity
>>2357671and he probably STILL takes his trip off occasionally if he doesn't want connected to a particular post
>>2357668>That feel when I have a gig on saturday
>>2357632scrunch
>>2357671Well it's a good thing you can't see mine
Are you properly prepared for the upcoming BroNYcon, MLPG?Which fursuit will you be wearing? Which fedora?I'm certainly taking my OC pony plush with me to show off to other bronies xD
>>2357680>not even having your own opinions>2012
>>2357683Works for me
>>2357683Pleasure of tension!
16 images to go!
>>2357708
>>2357708>tfw Bronycon is the hero MLPG needs
>>2357713Let's just put this thing out of it's misery
I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL
>>2357709>having opinions on something you haven't experienced>not forming opinions on said thing based on what you've been told about itAnd thus, your argument crumbles.
>>2357712I'll not understand why the artist chose that particular coat for Random.It makes him look much more Cloud Strife and much less Random Hajile.
>>2357708>oc fursuit with fedora
>>2357708I'm only interested in the info we'll get from the VA's and other staff members.Also hoping on future updates about Fighting is magicAlso when is the Seattle con taking place?
>>2357716>>2357660Seriopusly, fuck touhou
>>2357742Dash is a very alcoholic pony
>>2357732indeed
>tfw broNYcon last time was one of your favourite experiences in MLPG so farShit was hilariousNeat Fighting is Magic stuffVA panel was interesting>all that spaghettiI'm looking forward to the next one
>>2357740I wish I could
>>2357708Can someone stream the documentary once it's out? I don't want to be alone while I suffer.
>>2357729>having opinions on something you haven't experiencedwhat are you implying
>>2357753Which one?
>>2357748CHE LA LUNA MEZZO MARE
>>2357763Marisa
>>2357748>That feel.We almost haven't discussed FAD but shit was hilarious as fuck
>Pokemon: The Movie! 2000 was 12 years agoHrrrrrug ;_;
>>2357765
>>2357771I feel old
>>2357771>I'm masturbating to pokemon RIGHT NOWnice one, anon
>>2357776Do you guys think he might make an appearance like that again?Shit that image/video still makes me laugh.
have you been to paheal lately?have you seen it?
>>2357790Link it
>>2357790Quit playing games. Seen what?
would you a pone won the mouth?which?
>Summer Bronycon 2012>Everyone dresses normally>Everyone is generally okay looking>Nobody talks about OCs, fanfiction or shipping>No one is wearing fursuits>All questions asked to the VAs and producers are sensible and related to the show or creation>People are there only because they enjoy the cartoon>Kids are there and they also enjoy it
>>2357771>Mewtwo strikes back was 14 years agoI remember the tears like it was yesterday
>>2357803I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>2357803>and then you wake up
>>2357803Anon. You're delirious. You need help.
>>2357771Fuck, man...
>>2357803Thats wishful thinking.>>2357805I remember getting a Mewtwo card. Also, I don't even KNOW how to play the pokemon card game. Its just there for collection.
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT? TIME TO PREPARE THEM
>>2357735August 17th and it last three daysImagineNot only do we get Bronycon but also this oneWORLD HUNGER WILL BE A THING OF THE PAST
>>2357816>that feel when you were the only kid in school who actually knew how to play the damn gameFelt lonely, man.
>>2357798...That pic reminds of a time when I was happy. I had just moved out on my own. My life was my own. Ponies was still fun. MLPG was, amazingly, still fun. I had written my first fanfiction and was reveling in the attention I got. I checked that tumblr ever single day for updates, I loved that shit. Now I'm bitter and alone, and derive no enjoyment from being here. How much can change in a year...
>>2357805Shit, that's the one I meantI'm getting the two confused>tfw still have the Mewtwo card that came with it>tfw you still feel feels when remembering the scene with Ash getting turned to stoneFucking Gen1 was best
>>2357495< low-tier blue horsenigga please
>>2357825chris?
>>2357822>WORLD HUNGER WILL BE A THING OF THE PASTIt took me a moment to realize what you were getting atThen I laughed like a madman
>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823>>2357823NEW HORSE
>>2357830
>>2357822Three days huhI just hope Tabith flies there does her panel and leaves as fast as she can.Poor Tabitha
>>2357833Nope.
Everything Ends with Nu
