horses and ponies and stuffsleepy time edition
I'm going to post this here
>2352058Because bronies love nothing more than ego sucking dick.Or getting their ego dick sucked.
>That feel when your best friend just told you he loves you like a brother and couldn't imagine life without you
>horse ded on arrival
Chrysalis is just another cute pone added to the category of "tall with long mane".Agreed?
>>2352054>that mouth
>>2352085That's not at all clearAre you receiving 'tongue hugs' from ponies, or are you receiving pony penises into your mouth-plot?
>>2352105That guy cant art.
>>2352104naw
>>2352112Having a pony slobbering all over my erect dickHopefully that clears things up
>>2352104I disagree. She's an evil, slimy, insectoid, mind-controlling, changeling queen.If we can't sexualize that, then god dammit there's something wrong with us.
>>2352099>tfw your best friend in the world, whom you love like a brother and whom you couldn't live without, leaves for graduate school on the other side of the country.Yeah, I cried that day.
>rape >some cry>marker>2slow>rarity is mai waifu>slut>get off the table>shipping>fans of the fandom>meta>Nyx spammer>what are you listening to?>STRAM>pone should pony poni>2fast>fetish discusion>we /insert board here/ now>we ded>new horse where>nu throd>beating the dead horse >404
>>2352099>that feel when you and your best bro dont get to see eachother often and brohug with the force of nearly a thousand suns each time you doIt's a great feel.
>>2352120>Chrysalis gets infected with that guys boneitus.
>>2352134>Secret butt fun.
>>2352134whelp time for new horse
>new thread>>2351897IT really depends on what you're doing in my opinion. Is it going to be a quick gesture drawing in order to warm up? It's a hard question when you say how detailed you want to be when doing a study. It's much better to have learned something and gained insight into as to what you're drawing than merely "copying" it. Though, don't believe everything I say, as I'm not nearly experienced enough to answer as a qualified artist.Congregate some infoThese should help you with animal anatomyhttp://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6540697/The_Art_Of_Animal_Drawing_%281993%29http://la-faina.webs.com/WeatherlyGuide/http://www.youtube.com/user/Cre8tivemark/videoshttp://theartcenter.blogspot.com/2010/09/kirk-shinmoto-figure-drawing-tip.html>>2352092>Being confused with Rose
>>2352150
>>2352120Do you think her fangs are venomous?
>>2352116if he is so bad at art why does he get 500+ viewers constantly? you just have no taste.
>>2352141How would boneitus work with an exoskeleton anyway?
I'm thinking of running a LP of Dwarf Fortress run as MLPG, essentially modded so that ponies are available as pets and whatnot, and given much more focus on artwork and stuff and so on. Dwarves will be named after named MLPGers.Should I max out embark points in worldgen for easy mode so we can buy a fuckton of ponies on embark? As for location, should I just search for an optimal one with flux or look for a evil ocean to put our fortress near to simulate a sea of piss?
>>2352120>>2352129Dissent will not be tolerated. Hnng before your cute overlords.
>>2352119I totes am.Her servicing me was not in the original thread, but is not unwelcome.
>>2352160Yes. They inject a love poison.
>>23521610/10. see me after class
>>2352163Like taking a piece of paper and crumpling it.
>>2352134> get off the table> fetish discussionSomehow one hasn't aligned with the other, like some monstrous eclipse.
>>2352156I replied to your thing in the last thread too.
>>2352170YOU'LL NEVER INDOCTRINATE MEBUGFUCKER 4 LYFE
>>2352159
>>2352169Why not just play my little fortress and play AS ponies?
DORKS
>watch No Country for Old Men for the first time>first time to feel fear from a fictional character since I was 14guys Chigurh is like really scary to mecan I get cute ponies to help me get to sleep
>>2352197> see this> think of Lyra and Bon Bon as teens> imagine something like this, but straponshttp://xhamster.com/movies/1253085/laughing_teen_amateurs_having_sex.html?s=5How do you evict ponies from your brains? Inquiring minds ...
>>2352134>no anal
>>2352198NOT TO FAST NOW, YOU MIGHT TRIP.
>>2352215FUCK YOU KEVINFUCK YOU AND PEOPLE LIKE YOU
>>2352197>You will never own that Lyra wallet.>Some fucking brony is going to own it and use it wrong, break it and throw it away.
>>2352181>Chrysalis bites you to make you her love slave.>Accidentally bites her tongue.>Now the love poison is completed and you're infatuated with one another.
>musky>bloated
If I lived in Equestria, I think I'd want to be a griffin. They seem pretty cool.
>>2351681>Does GG draw all in one pass with no construction?for more involved poses or anything involving multiple characters, and especially longer or more serious images, yes, I do make a rough sketch layer, but it's mostly just for shaping out where I want everything to be and making sure the anatomy lines upsometimes I make multiple layers like this, each one refined or changed from the lastbut it doesn't always work
>>2352208Submit.
>>2352221I haven't done anal since my first college girlfriend. What a fucking hambeast.God, she just reeked all over, each and every creaseEspecially that one.For all of you smelly-crack fetishists out there, you haven't experienced the real thingI woke up one day, whiffed it, and broke up with her. Not a single fuck given since.
MORE LIKE P-P-P-PARTIES
>>2352211I want to herd ponies and take care of them as petsand livestock for meat and milk and war animalsAlso, what other products could I mod ponies to produce? Maybe I could mod male ponies to give pony semen or something
>>2352156>>2352200Here's another book that you might want to check out too if-f you want too that ishttp://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6640489/Force_Animal_Drawing_%28Design_Concepts_for_Animators%29_BBS_
>>2352232Take some pepto-bismol and bathe, you sick fuck.
>>2352243I only like candy flavored pony buttholes.
>>2352243You know it's... A fetish right? We understand that it's not normal.There are people who take it a step forward and eat the stuff out there.
>>2352198[1]
>>2352241> Chrysalis antrhoNaw, bra, nah-> she looks like an elf with a pointy nose and some crazy ripped-shirt glamour... Go on ...
>>2352243I most certainly have experienced it, but it was clean post-workout sweat and not some ungodly mix of liquid shit and lube secreted from the anus of a landplanet.
>>2352254Do they have candy flavored enemas?
>>2352227[DORKS]
>>2352161Recognition is great but I don't want to pander for it.
>>2352197
>>2352241Never. I'll stop talking about hiveminds, turning to my changeling fursona and corrupting goo til the day I die.
>>2352249anything that can help is greatbut I really just need to work on my motivation
>>2352240Out of all the pony stuff you've drawn, what subject has been your favorite to draw?
People were mentioning the cost of Cintiqs in the old horse.If you don't mind non-name brand stuff, you can find cheaper alternatives, such as Yiynova. If you are in teh market for a laptop anyway, there are convertible laptops you can score for cheap on Ebay. The new ones, however, start at a grand and go up from there.
>>2352241Chrysalis is fine for cute and cuddles, but I prefer her for goo and corruption.After all, you've got a whole world of cute, cuddly ponies. Only Chrysalis has goo and corruption.
>>2352252You know...I would a futa Celestia.
>>2352274>>2352286
>>2352268> clean post-workout sweatOh god my every want-> ungodly mix of liquid shit and lube secreted by a landplanetG-goddamn it. You threw the flag up the mast and then dashed it down. You are a national disgrace, good sir.
>>2352269Nah but they poop marshmallows.
>>2352266>ripped shirt glamor bugpone human
>>2352217>ChigurhThat's a weird name. You're a weird person.
>>2352247Does DF have a working poison system? Make it so you can milk male ponies for their semen then coat your weapons in it.
>>2352302Yech. Okay concept, poor execution. Interest lost.
Do you think this would be a thing if pones and humans collided?
>you will never emerge from a changeling cocoon a botched hybrid, still retaining your free will, a good 30% of your normal skin, and your primate morphologyI don't know why i thought of this, but it looked cool in my imagination when paired with sunglasses. Like superhero tights, only not actually tights.
>>2352280Are they just as good? Is there any glaring problems with them? Do they only sell convertible laptops, or do they have a graphics tablet with a screen on it?
>>2352298You did read the part about it NOT being that, right?
>>2352314>Tell stories.Oh, so that's what that feel is.
>>2352332Pointy elf nose?
>>2352339Given that two humans of different skin tones/heritages was heresy until not too long ago and it's still heresy for humans of the same gender to hook up, I'd say yes.
>>2352316Chigurh is weirder, I promise you thathe's scary because he's unstoppableyou can injure him and he will bleedbut he'll get away and then fix the problem and hunt you twice as hard for it
>>2352330Poison system's in, but you can't use poisons for anything.
>>2352351Oh, I understand that. My boner doesn't.Fuck.
>>2352099>tfw you were bros with a guy from elementary school and stayed best bros with him for 10 years>tfw you moved to another part of the country and almost never get to see him again>tfw you eventually lose contact
>not content to live out the rest of your life in Ponyville you set out to explore Equestria>once the cities and towns became boring you set out into the wilderness in search of adventure and treasure>after weeks of following a tattered map through dense jungle you finally find the lost temple it leads to>the pony you bought the map from spoke an Equestrian dialect you did not understand well, but he was able to communicate that the temple was full of traps and that none of the ponies who went searching for it ever returned>you spend hours solving complex puzzles and carefully avoiding hidden pitfalls, pressure plates, and magical tripwires>at last you reach the hall leading to the treasury, but in your haste to reach the gold and gems your foot lands on a loose tile>as it sinks into the floor the doors at either end of the hall slam shut and hidden passages in the walls slide open>out from the shadows step nearly a dozen effeminate stallions
he's a what he's a whathe's a newspaper manand he gets his ideas from the newspaper standfrom his boots to his pantsto his comments and his rantshe knows that any little article will do
>>2352379>>2352359These are great and all but they never really help
>>2352314I think someone said motivation.So [herecomesinspiration]
You get to go to Equestria and finally be with your waifu bit on one condition. Their looks and personality are based on their most popular fanon interpretationWould you still love her?
I like it when this comes up on the playlist
>>2352264Anal is just a fetish? Huh. I thought it was just for the variety ...
>>2352330It... SORT OF does. Contact/inhaled/injected/eaten substances that cause 'syndromes', which can range form simple poison to your flesh boiling off your bones. Unfortunately you can't like.. Harvest it to weaponize it properly yet. It may happen eventually, though. I'd be surprised if it didn't.Just keep your pants on, anon. You'll eventually have stallion-cum dipped arrows that can cause mad lust-driven insanity in your foes.
>>2352360They are my weakness.
>>2352344So was she making you into just another minion, or a breeder to take advantage of your unfamiliar genetics?
>>2352393There aren't too many fanon interpetations of Twilight, are there? I might be safe.
They say you can't quit the general. And it's true.3 days out because of a flu.I really missed you guys. I spent all day daydreaming about being dominated by Rarity.
>>2352396MLPG's understanding of what "fetish" means differs substantially from what it really means.
>>2352393So, Luna likes to play awful video gamesOkay
>>2352314>>2352342>>2352359>>2352379>the same motivational memes as alwaysNot that guy but while these things are nice to have around sometimes your brain just refuses to cooperate.These are really better for motivating you when you're already in a decent mood.
>>2352402Too bad, that's the only one I have ;_;Someone draw elf bugpone
>>2352410>being dominated by Rarity.A noble dream.
>>2352404i need those useful links!
>>2352411eyyupBut I get what they mean, so I just roll with ti
When do we get mods?Can we please get some fucking mods?Please?>>2341520>>2341520>>2341520>>2341520
>>2352393So, you mean, like Pinkamena?I would still love her and do my best to get her back to normal.
>>2352393I don't think the fan Rarity differs terribly much from show Rarity...But would it be the real Rarity???Should've sent a metaphysician
>>2352278>Out of all the pony stuff you've drawn, what subject has been your favorite to draw?tough questionin terms of the act of drawing in itself I find Snails has the most fun designin terms of content, cute stuff is usually the easiest to makein terms of final result, I always like ponies interacting with real world situations, most especially ponies on the internetin terms of reactionwellanything that gets a reaction
>>2352401Alright then, just make it another type of food.>pony semen and cat tallow biscuits
>>2352385What?What?WHAT?
>>2352344Can we not do the zerg thing?We do the zerg thingwaywaytoo much.
>>2352442Oh wow. Did that cause some hurt feelings?
>>2352435Who gives a shit?And the janitor(s) delete their more objectionable shit, anyways.Stay in the boat. Christ, man, it's been almost four months now. You should know the rules.
>>2352446Yes.
>>2352446Is it possible to mod pony semen as a type of alcohol, maybe?>ponyfags occupying the MLPG fortress cannot work without their daily drink of semen
>you will never wake up to your pone cuddling against you, his hollow sound-filled erection throbbing against you as it drools his seed uncontrollably
>>2352449What if we did the terran thing
>>2352435>deleting shit you don't likeWe're no better than ponychan if you do this
>>2352442GG, I know I'm probably being a pest but I'd like to see more of these. It's a cute concept and it's a nice break from the fetish talk that tends to get thrown at you....Which is probably why you don't wear out the novelty.
The most valuable thing for me in drawing is not any particular resource or guide.It's just forcing myself into the habit of drawing something every single day.If I haven't drawn something I can't sleep until I do.
>>2352426It was weird, I had an inspiration for fapfics at the moment.>those soft marshmallow hooves will never cause the perfect balance of pleasure and pain as they tread on your junk
>>2352483one thing a day isn't enough
>>2352462> the knowledge Leth or someone else knows exactly who I am and knows how little or how much I samefag> they know all my sexual hangups, size of my genitalia, and weird kinks / partner arrangements> the knowledge a janitor could be drawing a constellation of all of the > feels I find odd and show how far down the arc I've fallen to strange strange fappingThis is quite a strange feeling
>>2352442This is my favorite thing of yours lately.
>>2352479Naw.Let's do the rarity in video games thing.
>tfw drinking a lovely glass of _cow milk>tfw you get reminded of MLPG and pony lactation>tfw you suddenly don't want to drink milk anymoreFuck you guysFuck. You.
>>2352345>>2352370I have a Yiynova and a convertible tablet, the differences are somewhat minor. The offbrand tablet has about an extra millimeter or two of thickness on the glass, so the pen doesn't exactly feel like it's making contact. Plus, I added an Ipad screen protector on it, so it pushes it farther. It takes a few doddles to get into the groove of it.The Convertible tablet feels really nice. Even with a straight Ubuntu install, everything detects well. One problem, though. It is a laptop, so upgrade options are HEAVILY limited. I drilled some holes in mine to improve circulation, and I'm tempted to bolt the cooling fan right on it.
>>2352493More is better.
>>2352508
>>2352495Janitors can't see your number. Just mods.We don't have any mods, and even if Leth was a janitor, he couldn't follow you.
>>2352505> it's not what you think it is> it's far, far worse
>>2352460It got the butts of some folks hurt.
>>2352523But I'd be lucky to even do one thing. I hate the pace my progress is going at and I'm too lazy to do anything about it.
God, I want to love Fluttershy.I want to hold her when she's weak and calm her and show her that it'll always turn out right in the end. I want to be her shoulder, I want to be her crutch. I want to take care of her when she's sick, I want to shoulder her daily burdens and do them for her just to see her smile. God, I want to see her smile so badly. I want to feel her hair, I want to hug her close and feel her hooves do the same to me. I want to lay with her and share her dreams. I want her to want me. I need her to need me.What is this sudden feeling? Do I finally have a waifu? Is this it?
>>2352525
>>2352508This is a good thing.
>>2352495If I had that powerI would follow just one anonymous postersomeone who catches my eyeand I'd build a database of everything they sayI'd build a profile, and, if lucky enough, might even be able to put a face, name, and address to the personalityand then I'd mail them their posts in chronological order
>>2352475You could make it so where you could milk ponies to receive -Candy Pony Semen-, then have a custom workshop for cum processing into a very high-value drink.Then have that be the only drink in your fort.
>>2352536Welcome to the fold.Did you have a dream of her?
>>2352477>throbbing against you>not throbbing inside you
>>2352536ugh
>>2352460>Oh wow. Did that cause some hurt feelings?yeahyou could say that>>2352482I don't feel like there's a lot more to do with Snails's folks, honestly>>2352505it's sort of a return to form, really
>>2352516Does the parallax effect caused by the thickness of the glass bother you in anyway at all? How would you say it feels compared to a monoprice or a wacom; that is if you've used them before. How much did you pay, and did you think it was worth the price?
>>2352448Traps. The joke is that they are traps. None of the ponies ever return from the temple because the traps catch them and make them into traps too. They aren't quite sure what to do with you. They've never seen a human before.
>>2352536You have a waifu.
>>2352536>I waaaant you to want me>I neeeed you to need me
>>2352541What's this series supposed to be alluding to?
Best pony thread?
>>2352510Jesus, what's wrong with you? If anything you should fetch some blue food coloring so you can pretend it's Lunas royal milk.
>>2352561Nothing wrong with a little filler material. Awkward first meetings, nearly missed chances, how two ponies who thought no one would love them for their perceived physical "malformations" somehow got together and produced... Snails.
>>2352575>never played supreme commander
>>2352481>deleting/banning thinly-veiled pedophilia/torture/rape fetishism>banning underageb&sI'd say we're a lot better if we delete it, actually.
>>2352573Didn't I Didn't I Didn't I See Ya Cryin'?Didn't I Didn't I Didn't I See ya CRYin'?I like the snappy original version
>>2352483I wish I had the same consistency as you. Once I'm home, my productivity for drawing literally vanishes into a box of nothingness. It's quite annoying when MLPG is distracting you even though they're the people you want to draw for.
>>2352550We'd need to have a lot of workers working on jerking off ponies in that case.How about pony milk, though? I like it, though I want this to be fun for all of MLPG and some people might be uncomfortable with the thought of drinking pony semen
>>2352558No, but I wouldn't be surprised if dreams of her were coming. I tend to dream a lot about things I'm passionate about. It's just like my heart exploded for her. It was so sudden.>>2352569It's about time.
>>2352595I hear that version on the radio around here frequently. There are certainly worse things to listen to.
>>2352594You gotta admit, it would be MLPG without all that stuff. I mean it would probably be better, but MLPG would not be the same
>>2352565Oh, hah. That's actually pretty funny. Sorry for being a thick bastard.>Reveal penis>Collective realization, chorused "Ohhh.">Best day ever to follow
>>2352561I guess the price of presumption is being used as a coldy-holdy.
HEY SLYWIT GUESS WHAT!write
>>2352559>pone cooks you dinner one night and you fall asleep soon after you eat it>you wake up with a sweet taste in the back of your throat and your pones cock drooling semen into your ass>you try to pull off him, but he's been inside you since you fell asleep and has filled you to the brim with his addictive ponycum
>>2352589I feel that sort of thing is best left to the reader's imagination though
>>2352536I always wanted a waifu, but I don't think I'm ready to make that kind of commitment yet.>tfw I'm just as bad with real women as I am with fictional horses
>>2352564For the Yiynova, the thickness of the glass doesn't bother me. And whatever effect the glass would have, I made it a bit worse by using the screen protector. However, it takes a few sketches to get used to it. After that, the mind takes over and autocorrectes for you.I do regret getting the 10 inch model. It is too small. If you want the Yiynova, wait for the 15" to come back.
>>2352601Make one a drink and the other and ingredient. I don't care which is which.
>>2352589It's like how my parents met.>wow i look like the last living neanderthal, at least i am 6'5. but how could a woman love such an ugly face?>oh dearie i look like a dude but i am a chick also i am so hairy>years later>anonI am a gorilla
>>2352623> addictive ponycumI've made this joke before, butIs this pony Captain Vicodin or what?
>>2352597So does mine usually. Everything is a distraction. I hate my job but being away from home is probably my strongest impetus to draw.
>>2352623>You will never have roofiewraps.
>>2352636We all know pony semen is addictive, but we don't have any special properties for pony milk, so I'm trying to think of some
>>2352621>Nobody will ever tell you to write.
>>2352640>That feel when I'll never be a 6'4 barrel-chested neanderthalI'm stuck in this stupid shitty 5'8 body with a perfect face and acceptable muscle insertions. Do you know how ridiculous a muscular person looks if he's under 5'10?
>>2352660It's me anonI am here
>>2352624So if Snail's mom and dad passed their worst qualities on to their son and it's implied that Snails will hook up with Twist for the same reasons, what kind of swamp monster will their offspring be?
I had anal once. They came inside me.Let me tell you, it's overrrated.1: You can not feel shit past the first ~3 inches and the prostate. They have to be gentle with their giant cock if they don't want to cause damage.2: You can't really feel cum inside of you that well. It's kind of like feeling like you have to shit.I have more fun with my index finger
>>2352672Hey youwrite
>>2352660I'm hereBut I'm heading out soon and I'm not great at drawing anyway
>>2352561I don't get it.
>>2352678>ginger>slow>canadian
>>2352660I have a bit on my plate, but go ahead. And does anyone have any tips for using Krita?
>>2352681Oral's pretty fantastic though.Both giving and receiving.
>>2352678Hey, you shut up. Twist is cute.
>>2352681
I'm lacking in the Fluttershy department.Can anybody help me out?
>>2352660I have to leave in 5 minutes
>>2352674Why would you want to?Everyone thinks I'm retarded and russian because my face manages to go partway up my skull, which still encloses a normal sized homo sapiens brain despite the sloped forehead.Being archaic human is suffering
>>2352681I don't know, I really, really enjoy a long girthy one. Maybe I don't like the slam-fucking but good god if they're over 1.75" wide it's pretty nice.
>>2352640>dearieIs your mom blue and buxom?
>>2352678>yfw their child is perfectly normal and actually pretty cute, having won the Genetic Lottery draw this time around
>>2352727...Jordan?Anyway, being huge is so much better. I wouldn't care if I were ugly and hairy if I were huge, because I would be huge. I would lift more weight, I would be more impressive. You don't know what it's like being 5'8.
>>2352745We're always Yellowquiet or Purpleautism or Speedy Cloud. We Twist now.
>>2352623>that thing from the other nightmlpg gives me more boners than just about anything these days
>>2352678>red curly hair>huge nose and ears>poor vision and dopey glasses>horrendously lanky>freckles>thick lisp and Canadian accent
>>2352727>complaining that you're the pinnacle of human evolutionWe can only go down from here.
>>2352745>That pic.No boner, stop.
>>2352767>sudoku
>>2352767>somehow the most adorable thing on the show
>>2352660I may or may not draw something>>2352697How is Krita? It look's very interesting. It looks quite a bit more feature packed compared to SAI to say the least.
>>2352681Well if you say so. I rather enjoy it.I will admit, though, half of it is mindset. If you aren't predisposed, it probably won't do much for you.
>>2352769As soon as we find a way to get into Equestria, we are going to be savages.
I require more Fluttershy pictures. Preferably shots from the show.
>>2352800
>>2352651We still don't know if it was really the wraps. What if Rarity slipped something in it while you weren't looking, using it as an excuse to get close to you for a while?
>>2352794Oh boy, its that time again?
>>2352727hai know two people like you. one of them is extroverted and constantly drowning in womenthe other one is jewish
>>2352800Go swimming. I'm sure there's a Fluttershy thread out there somewhere.
>that feel when your fetish is being spitroasted submissively
>>2352794this is how ridiculous i see all shipsjust saiyan
>>2352818Ugh, don't make me do that.
>>2352717posting worst pone here
>>2352762We TwistSnails now.Ship of the year all years.
>>2352345other tablet PCs do mind that the cintiq works more like a monitor. It's like a regular tablet, just with a display, so you need to hook it up to something. Tablet Pcs don't need that to look into are Lenovo Thinkpads and Motion Computing tablet pcs, both use wacom technologies and usually have high reviews.
Holy shit, I just had the worst commission experience ever. Fuckin' micromanagement, man. I'm willing to draw anything after that shit. But I won't. I'll draw what Sanguinis requested of me.First drawing will be a discorded Rarity lifting up fatty Pinkie like her boulder Tom. Second drawing shows her being protective while Twilight's in the background.
>>2352820That fuckin' feel, man.
>>2352833
>yellowautism>TwatWhat a terrible night to be on MLPG
>>2352833An atustic mans reaction to Cupcakes.
>>2352840>Holy shit, I just had the worst commission experience everWow, that sucks. You know, we'd understand if you just quit art after something horrible like that. Don't worry about us -- it's work experience that is important.
>>2352840CCCCCCCCCCCCCCOh god C.Also fuck no to thicker calves, but keep the feet.
>>2352837I'm okay with that.
>>2352044Say, is that black and white thing... a house cat?Hard to see without my glasses.
>>2352874Envy?
We back?
>>2352840your ideas sound boring and you style is not pleasant to look at. i wonder why you keep going, what is your goal?
>>2352903we back
MOOT
>>2352840hey here's a great ideaget someone to pay you money as an artist then publicly complain about the work you had to do for themto a group of people that fucking hate youthat's professional and encourages future commissions
>>2352903Looks like.>Moot making sure things work
>That feel when you can only be with your waifu in your dreams>That feel when you only fear death because it means your dream waifu will get lonely
What the hell is going on? Are we being DDOSed?
>>2352762We Teenage Twist now?How did it come about that she's going to "bloom" once she gets older, anyway?
>>2352782I wrote more, but summed up, Krita is bloated. You get options for EVERYTHING, when all you want is a sketching tool and an inking tool.It's cool if you like to tweak lots of things, but they should take a page from Sai and reduce the amount of stuff they throw at you, and focus on the primary tools. I'd go so far as to prefer a ribbon like option menu.But, it's fun working on things like these. There aren't vary many guides out there, at all, so it feels like your exploring a whole new place.Check this guy out, though.http://www.youtube.com/user/Animtim
>>2352936The oldest cliche in the book.
>>2352934Nope - just moot doing a bang-up job of keeping this rusted boat in the air, as usual.
that feel when you held a perfectly average adult human brain today and it was only 6 inches longthat feel when the most complicated computer on the planet can fit in your hands, and most of it is just to control your movement and sensesthat feel when all you are can be cut out and fit into a drinking classthat feel when all of your love for your pone waifu occurs in a few square centimeters of gray stuff
>>2352920You just don't understand the truly complex mind Ross has.This idea is foolproof.Perhaps if you learned to think like him you could see the masterpiece that is his mind and quit fooling yourself that you are as competent an artist.
>>2352936Can we be big titty Twist instead?
Where on the idiocy scale do comments on the clopsort fall?
>>2352840are you planning on having some sort of career in art or are you just doing it as a hobby?
>>2352955>that artistUgh no.
>>2352536I feel mostly the same way, but I don't want her to want me or need me, I just want her to be happy.
>>2352946Now realize that you were holding the entirety of a human being, with friends and family who were basically just brains with really fancy life support systems, and that they are nothing but stardust in the end.Heavy stuff man.
>>2352955No. That's stupid and the art is awful.
>>2352956>reading comments>anywhere
>>2352920They don't come here, anyway.Here's a better idea. Keep posting really personal information about your life and then make excuses when people bring that info here and then get upset when people use that information to make fun of you.
>>2352975>4chan is nothing but comments.
>>2352936If you can find the pictures for it.There's terribly little Twist art out there. Same for a lot of characters.
>>2352984>>2352920Oh boy here we go
>>2352936> bacon beretHuh. That works somehow.
>>2352989It's pretty stable right now
>>2352984>Make fun of GG.>Not sneak into his house and steal a lock of his hair.>Not posting it in the general and getting all the e-bitches.>Not waking up missing a lock of hair.>It begins.
>>2352946Could pone brain fit in hands?
>>2352971>the entirety of a human being is a brainExcept neuroscience has shown that many impulses actually occur in the nerves before the brain is even aware of them.
>>2352971>feeling small feelshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_human_floraYou are host to an entire world of microorganisms.Man is both small and large.
>>2352955BEEG EQUESTRIAN TEETEES
>>2353000You know what's not stable?Rarity's bedframe
>>2353002If ponies really are 4 through five feet tall and are proportioned like they are in the show, a 6 by 3 by 3 oblong thing would be feasible.Like it would matter if their brains were smaller or larger. Brain size only correlates with intelligence within the same species.>dem crows
>>2352936>"Oh, ew - put that picture away - put it away and BURN it! I look like a Rastafarian!">"I thought ya' looked cute with yer hair like that..."
>>2352958Well, I'm shooting to be an animator, so the good news is whether you think I can draw or not, I can still draw well enough for television production, which was the field I wanted to enter, anyway. Too much compromise on feature film stuff. As for illustration, that's a goal that's still being worked towards, with help from people who are much more competent and understanding than anyone from here.I post drawings here to chill and have fun.
>>2353002This thread is going downhill fast.Can we get back to frisky stallions with hollow sounds?
>>2353013Are you calling her fatI don't understandI'm sure Rarity watches her figure, anon
>>2353007Oh man, I can't wait to show this to my germophobic friend
>>2353013Kinda like her parent's
>>2353013>tfw this joke is not funny for you anymoreFuck is the applejack is here all over again.
>>2353016>ponies aren't the smartest beings on their planet>rabbits are
>>2352984Hey Ross.[GetDunked]
>>2352619>not knowing their intentions you try to dodge past them and into one of the passageways>your pants, damaged by trekking through thick brush on the way to the temple, catch on a unicorn's horn>he jerks his head to try and pull you back, but only tears your pants off and sends you sprawling to the ground>the eyes of the ponies widen when they see your bare ass on the cold stone floor>you roll over and try to stand up, but stop with you see the stallion standing closest to your head drop from his sheath>you gasp as you feel the warm breath of a pony on your behindMoot fix your fucking website.
>>2353022She watches her figure expand more and more, while stuffing herself with the latest pastry concoction from Pinkie.
>>2352984You know, I didn't want to believe that was ACTUALLY you. I hoped that you had one decent bone in that worthless body of yours.You never cease to disappoint.
>>2353030Multidimensional rabbits that had equestria created just to answer one important questionwhich pone is the best pone
>>2353037No Ross, keep your fat with Pinkie. Fat pinkie works. Fat Rarity is such a turnoff.
>>2352984>They don't come here, anyway.you misunderstandI'm merely saying that publicly speaking ill of your customers in any business will quickly scare them offalways so personal with you isn't it
>>2353013I'll say
>>2353045But Lyra you dont have a penis.
>>2353021>you will never take your pony into town>you will never keep up pleasant conversation, pausing every so often for him to finish an orgasm>you will never stand in a public place an ponywatch>you will never point out mares with particularly overpumped vulvas and watch as your pony sprays his seed reflexively>you will never decide to move somewhere else once the stink coming off the puddle of his musky spunk starts to get him into a feedback loop of cumming
>>2353045It's Ross - he literally cannot comprehend the thoughts or feelings of others - he's incapable of it.Don't waste your time with him, GG.
GOD DAMNDON'T REPLY
>>2353006>implying a persons reactions are part of their own personality.>The brain controls higher thought functions like self reflection and emotion.
>>2353045>GG trying to teach Ross the value of good business.>Ross thinks 'BAWW STOP PERSECUTING ME!'
So guys, which pony do you think should have an episode on season 3?>the scootaloo episode
>>2352984>How dare you post personal information on your personal blog!>How dare you say that it shouldn't then be discussed everywhere else!>How dare you think less of me when I make personal attacks exploiting that information!
Stop talking about Ross.Which is your least favorite of the Main 6 and why?
>>2353071Fluttershy and im going to hate her until she get a full solo episode featuring her special talent and not her autism.
>>2353071Fluttershy - but not through any fault of her own. The writers just can't seem to understand that seeing her get over her shyness for two minutes in one episode per season is kind of boring.I'd like to see an episode that plays to her strengths for once, rather than focusing on her weaknesses.
>>2353071Least favorite is probably a toss-up between Fluttershy and Dash. They've both got strengths and weaknesses, but they're so far behind the other four in terms of endearment that it's really kind of sad.
Your favorite pony?It doesn't even exist, it never existed. Somebody hacked into your memories and created her out of nothing. It's time to wake up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB7jSFeVz1U&
>>2353070Ross is basically mad at GG for not being a faceless enough robot on the internet, which is funny considering how often he treats MLPG as his personal blog to talk about his unrelated commissions or his shitty taste in sports teams.
>>2353070Ask me if I give a shit. He put it up on the internet, people know him, 4chan knows him especially well, he should have known better, period the end.
>>2353083Hey, Hurricane Fluttershy did a lot for Dash's image.It even improved FS's standings a little.
>>2353076>>2353080>>2353083>everyone hates yellowautismMy work here is done
>>2353071It was Fluttershy up until a few minutes ago, then my heart exploded.I guess Twilight. I just don't like nerdy science-y types.
>>2353094Sure it was amazing for Dash but Fluttershy? Same autistm plot device.
>>2353089I've gotten on him BECAUSE he's a fucking robot. Anonymity is not the issue.
>>2353089Yet Ross puts his face in the MLPGIt's like a double black pot screaming into space calling it black, hoping something hears it.
>>2353099I dont hate her but she need a good episode.
>>2353071Dash I guess, not particularly because I dislike her, but her philosophies and personality clash SO much with mine. I'd love her a lot more if she were more bro, and less egotistical tryhard brodude.
>>2353093You made fun of a guy for losing his brother. Hide behind a /b/tard mentality if you want, but no amount of your usual mental gymnastics will change the fact you are scum.
>>2353055>feedback loopIf too many hollow-sound stallions get together their constantly leaking erections will eventually start to spur them to full-on orgasms. They'll be stuck like that until they pass out, collapsing into the layer of cum they've made on the floor.
>>2353104Why you hate on robots man?You know they can't feel love, but they can feel rejection.
>>2353094Yes, but it didn't do enough. If anything, it put Dash at #5 instead of tying for it. Fluttershy is just too much of a shrinking violet and Dash is much too brash to even come close to knocking Pinkie out of the fourth slot.
>>2352920>Ross in charge of being professionalHe's permanently tied his real name to his fetish. Any employer can find out with a few clicks.
>>2353113Isnt Applejack you favorite?
>>2353113I was asking about least favorite.
>>2353113>LEAST favoriteYOU HAD ONE JOB TO DOONE FUCKING JOB
>>2353118>"Good luck finding my information, I have Norton!"
>>2353019>whether you think I can draw or not, I can still draw well enough for television productioni am not sure about this. i have never even seen a finished picture from you.
>>2353113>there will never be an episode that tells the story of Applejack's hat
>>2353138>episode finally premiers>everybody watching is fucking HYPED>simply shows going to some kind of pony walmart purchasing one
>>2352120>tfw you'll never experience the pleasant tingle of Chrysalis' fangs piercing your skin>tfw she'll never suck your blood, lapping at your arm with her tongue while you make sweet love
>>2353142Draw filly Applejack and her hat.
>>2353099>everyone hates FluttershyDoesn't really surprise me still, but dammit.
>>2353101...Wait, what changed for you involving Fluttershy?
>>2353148Is not hate and I blame the writers.
>>2353114>keeping them on a floor>not keeping them tied to hitching posts near a pool>not letting their orgasms fill a large tub for you and the mares you are friends with>not having one of the mares get out and shake her rump in the face of each stallion whenever the pool gets too cold
>>2353118If I remember correctly, US law prevents people getting barred from jobs because of their search queries or interests, unless those interests happen to be illegal (like AB and his CP) which mine aren't. Employers are often more concerned with a lack of references or a criminal record, neither of which I qualify for.
>>2353055>converse amicably with pony about how well developed some of the mares are becoming>he's got an enormous, obvious erection constantly running with pre>occasionally spurts thick geysers of cum, like a low flow hose arced upwardsThere is literally nothing about that I don't like. Seems like it might become a hassle, though. I mean what do they do at night? Do they leave the sound in while they sleep? Plug it up? Seems like you'd have to do an awful lot of laundry if you were having constant nocturnal emissions.
>>2353112Sorry to interrupt, but what's all this about a dead brother and what not?
>>2353071>Which is your least favorite of the Main 6 and why?DashUninteresting, flat personality, and the only one who's ever intentionally mean or callous or rude to her friendsbeing fast is not a personality
>>2353164You are kidding right? They use any excuse to reject you.
>>2353145There is no place for bugfetish in your life. Only cute pone.
>>2353149I'm not entirely sure. I mean, I felt a steady increase in my like for Fluttershy over the past few days but I couldn't explain why. It was never enough to bump her up any tiers, but then tonight she became my waifu.I really can't tell you why I like her, but maybe it's because she's gentle, kind, and caring. Maybe it's her long pink hair. Maybe it's how shy she is. I don't know.
>>2353164>They look at your info.>barr you for a different 'reason'Shit's not hard.
>>2353145>you will never bite her back>your powerful human jaws will never make quick work of her carapace and let you lick up her nutty tasting blood
>>2353168>being fast is not a personalityYOU LIE
>>2353181>Powerful jaws>Human
>>2353067>>2353071ApplejackShe's a pony who doesn't have to get dirty to have fun (but certainly doesn't mind). She works hard and plays hard. She can do anything she puts her mind to: operate a snack booth, bake a pie, work a farm. She's looks beautiful in nearly any outfit or hairstyle, or lack thereof. She can do things with her tail that will blow your mind. She's physically fit, with strong legs She has freckles. She has a hat.She's Applejack.
>>2353138You know, it'll probably turn into a Rarity episode. She goes on about the designer and everything, and they go meet her. The whole point of the episode was getting her hat fixed. After the opening song, she disappears as Rarity covers the repairs anyway.>>2353169>>2353164Mocha mentioned that this is why she is very private about her work. She's known people who've missed out on jobs because of stuff like that.>>2353168I really do find your way of drawing cute. Nd your speed is astounding.
>>2353171>Implying Chrysalis is not a cute pone
>>2353185Humans actually have a pretty nasty bite-strength.
>>2353188>She's Applejack.AND IM SPARTACUS
>>2353169If you really see what I do as a big deal, I'd be happy to redirect you to some resources that describe of animators faxing drawn porn to a fan, along with the raunchy art that animators draw in the studio and for themselves on a regular basis. Not exactly the odd man out here.
>>2353185humans have powerful, efficient jaws for a primate of our size and we can bite through small bones, but exoskeletons actually scale really fucking well and larger ones are tough as fuck.Biting off a nose or a finger, or even through part of an arm is feasible for us. Biting through the carapace of a man-sized creature isn't.
>>2353188>>2353113>Applefags in charge of reading comprehension
>>2353188>She can do things with her tail that will blow your mind....>Chuckled to myself.>I'm such an immature bastard.
>>2353165You attach a tube to the sound and let him fill canisters where the semen is kept chilled and ready for later use.
>>2353201Two out of three is pretty bad, I'll admit.
>>2353175Is it the mental image of tucking her into bed, running a hand through her flowing pink mane and remarking how soft it is while she smiles? Or how about when you turn out the light and start to head to your room, only to feel a tiny hoof grab your arm?"Could you....stay....with me? I-if you want to, that is."
Ross I've saved some of your artwork in the past but I have to say you remind me of when 0r0 hung around MLPG and not in a good way.
>>2353164That doesn't change the fact that something unprofessional is tied to your name. And like other anons said, they could always make up an excuse not to hire you.
>>2353158>you will never soak in a tub full of egg white-thick pony cum>you will never be accompanied by several mares in heat with vacuum-pumped vulvas that wink noisily>you will never be surrounded by stallions pulling at their restraints, their cocks stuffed with hollow sounds that drool their viscous spunk out into the pool>you will never watch as one of the mares slogs over towards a stallion who's drooling less than the others>you will never see her take a deep breath as she dives under the surface, then raises her cumsoaked rump above the surface>you will never hear her wink furiously, the clenching sending a spray of her juices and pony semen splattering across the stallion's face>you will never hear him grunt and moan as his cock starts to gush like a firehose, coating the mare's ass with the first musky glob and filling the pool with the rest, the stallion physically unable to control himself
>>2353207Yyyyoooouuuu motherfucker.Continue.
>>2353195You dont understand what I said.
>Ross is sitting, outside the room he just submitted his resume too, waiting for his future boss to come in and start throwing money at him.>"Ok, just a few clicks and, ah, here we a-">The sounds of violent vomiting start emanating from the interviewees room.
Last night I drunkenly read "Breaking the Latch on Trixie's Magic Snatch" to my friend, who happened to have his phone handy. This morning, the following audio file awaited me in my inbox. Enjoy.https://www.dropbox.com/s/iu3n762by5yeku8/fanfic.mp3
>>2353231Its Applejack btw.
>>2353199Human here. I've chomped through some good sized turkey bones on more than on occasion.Holy shit our teeth are like an assortment of knives and sledgehammers
Well, then, let's go the opposite direction this time.Which pony of the Main 6 is your favorite and why?
>>2353202I'm sure it can blow more than just your mind.
This is your hero, MLPG.Bow down to him.
>>2353242Applejack. She's dependable, honest, and hard-working. Plus, I'm a sucker for freckles.
>>2353242Pretty much this >>2353113>>2353188I just fell for her in the first episode.
>>2353185>>2353199>>2353238Your kind sickens me
>>2353238>Just turkey bonesAnother human hereI bet a friend that I could break cleaned deer leg just by biting. I won the bet.
>>2353208Oh yeah? Think of this. Any other user, even tripcoders could come in when people are talking about them and clear something up, and things work out. I go to correct someone or explain the deal, after ample discussion concerning me has existed beforehand, only to get "stop trying to make the thread about yourself, Ross". You seem awful willing to keep it about me, so what harm is it if I join in? Cause and effect. MLPG says they're smart enough to ignore me if they have such an issue, but they're so vocal about me not having a name or trip or whatever the fuck it is, so no, they're not. If I just posted shit and went about my business, the thread wouldn't be any worse for it. It's only when someone shrieks that I'm in the thread that things take a nosedive. I'm doing my part. Do yours and don't reply to this post.
>>2353199>>2353185>>2353193We've been told we have weaker jaws than our ancestors, but that's not entirely true - we have a smaller mouth-size, but our jaws can still generate up to 1200 lbs/sq inch of force, and they're actually half-again as efficient as those of our living relatives like the chimpanzee, gorilla, orangutan, and some early humans, like Australopithecus.
>>2353203>screw tubing into pony's threaded sound>climb into bed with him>spoon with pony, holding him tight when he shudders as another orgasm overtakes him>be lulled to sleep every night by the quivering pony in your arms, and the soft shlucking sounds of his seed squirting through the tubeOnly the dead can know peace
>>2353254SB goes by TalkingCake now?
>>2353242Applejack.Nationalism.
>>2353264>Early humans were Australians.Holy shit, no wonder we took over the entire fucking planet.
>>2353242AJShe's a fucking bro, that's whyNot waifu material but definitely best friend material
>>2353276Are you mexican?
>>2353272What?
>Almost certain I have a virus>Antivirus program says I'm cleanLots of you people are /g/rognards, what do you think?
>>2353272What are you talking about, it looks nothing like SB's workUnless you're referencing the long ass legs SB likes to draw
>>2353242Twilight.She both reminds me of myself as I am, with all her hobbies, habits and personality, and at the same time represents what I want to become, she's a successful academic driven and passionate in her work. Waifuing her literally made me snap out of my depression and inspired me to work towards my childhood dreams again.
>>2353242AJ is best ponyEarnest, trustworthyvery to the point not the type to beat around the bushutterly good-naturedcutest haircutest frecklesand fuck popular opinion I like her accent
>>2353260>using images of your own face as reaction images>>>/soc/
>>2353286Download more RAM
>>2353286Go to processes and sort by CPU usage.
>>2353281Texan.
>>2353286Well, first off, click processes, and sort by CPU use. What the hell is taking up all that?
>>2353218Well, that depends on what you would do now doesn't it?But I'm sure you'd agree to stay with her, and she'd slide over in her bed and pull up the sheets for you. And you'd slip in beside her, the two of you facing one another. She'd tentatively put a hoof on your chest, then work her way closer to you, until her head is gently pressed against your chest.She'd jump as you put your hand around her, just above her wings, but she'd relax when you lean your head down onto hers, breathing in the herbal scent of her mane.And just before you fall asleep, she'd let out a content sigh, giving you a final squeeze before drifting off.
>>2353242>choosing favorite poniesI can't.okay, fine. If i had to, twilight because books and magic.
>>2353294>and fuck popular opinion I like her accentEvery ajfag love her accent.
[/spoiler]You guys... I just had the most intense masturbation session. I lasted about an hour, I'm dripping with sweat, and my hands are sore & aching. I came quite a lot. I was looking at "normal" porn, but my mind wouldn't stop flashing Anthro DJ Butt Club. I have a problem.
>>2353269>in the morning you check the tanks>pone was far more productive than usual>ask him about it>he says that he had a particularly good wet dream>his cock starts spurting from him thinking about it>you ask what it was about>he blushes profusely as he says it was about you>his cock starts gushing even harder
>>2353304It better be horse porn too...
>>2353294>>2353279>>2353276>>2353256>>23532545/6 ApplejacksNight MLPG confirmed best MLPG
>>2353295>not using your own face as a reaction image
>>2353303I dont know why but mexicans love AJ.
testing
>>2353294>Popular opinionDoesn't everyone like her accent?
>>2353218>crawling into bed with yellow pony>putting your arms around her>she gets nervous and excited and moves closer>she kisses you on your cheek, with a trembling mouth>buries her hair under your chin and lets out a tiny hum of contentment
Would you a real horse?
>>2353272Man I WISH I drew that.
>>2353330She does spend a lot of time harvesting crops
>>2353330Dooks is living proof
>>2353327She's not my favorite pony, but I just didn't feel like responding to that.
>>2353309I'd like some careful, slow, and lovey sexual feels please.
>>2353330Because they both are good at selling fruit.
>>2353338Why did you include a Ross drawing with all those good drawings?
Holy fuck, when did we get so many applefriends
>>2353344Real horses are smelly, ugly, and potentially dangerous.No.
>>2353327Applejack was my favorite when I first began watching, but was replaced by Pinkie within less than 10 episodes.AJ is still my second favorite Main Six.
>>2353342hnng
>>2352044That's actually quite rare behavior in a horse.Horses sleep standing, but take short naps on the ground. Usually they are guarded by a standing horse. I would imagine a horse would naturally feel uncomfortable sleeping so close to others like that, especially non-horses. That's a very special bond those three share.
>>2353363Do not reply. Do you want to ignore Ross or not?
>>2353344i would not seek one out but if i was left in a barn with one alone i may not be able to control myself.
>>2353373Vocal injury? What?
>>2353341>>2353318I got the impression a lot of people hated AJ because they found the southern accent obnoxiousearly on at least that seemed to be a popular sentimentright alongside "she's a southerner/country girl therefore she's dumb, therefore she sucks"
>>2353344The winking vagina and all that jive really isn't a tradeoff for: >possible illegality >bad smell>FUCKING A HORSE>dangerous to deal with (just look at Mr. Hands>not sentient>ugly as fuckNope.
>>2353279If by "best friend" you mean "frequent intimate encounters and on-and-off dating patterns threaded between various exploratory relationships only to gravitate back to her, finally realizing that all her hard work on the farm was just to distract herself as she patiently waited for you to come around and finally propose to her"
>>2353376That image reminds me of the original Avatar.Sokka: "It's so dark down here! I can't see at all!"Toph: "Oh no! How horrible!"Pinkie is my third favorite, though.
>>2353381>as she gets comfortable, your head begins to hurt>you let out an audible moan of pain>"oh dear, are you getting a headache">you don't care how she knew, you just say yes>"i'll go get something">she gets out of bed and heads off to the kitchen and returns with some tea>she walks over to you and begins moving the cup closer to your face>looking into your eyes, she says "alright, close your eyes, here it comes">you might as well play along>as the teacup touches your lips, you think you register a green flash through your eyelids>it's probably just from your headache>after drinking the tea your headache is gone>"there now, all better">you return to bed as usual, glad that she was there to care for you
>>2353301>>2353304I found it. Aurora was eating nearly one and a half million K. I restarted it and it's working fine now.
>>2353344No, I wouldn't. I don't even watch the horse porn videos you guys link.BUTAs far as 3DPD horses go, that's a sexy fucking horse.
How did Hopoppopo plushie sold? Loads of emone?
>>2353413700$.
>>2353399I just never really talked about it, to be honest. She'd been my solid favorite since day one, and if other people didn't see what made her so great, it was their loss.
Pony Tier ListAJ>RA=PP>RD=TS>>FS
>>2353399From what I gathered, most people who like her accent are Europeans
>>2353399I think that AJ is a little slow on some things, but Fluttershy is much worse. She's not exactly the quickest on the uptake.
>>2353407No, get the fuck out of here.You can't have my love, you fucking succubus.
>>2353407ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP
>>2353399TNfag here.Fuck that noise. She's the most honest, hardworkin' pony to ever buck apples, and she's pretty as a magnolia in May to boot.The fact her accent is Tennesseean is like a cherry on top of a sundae.Now I want to make a hot apple pie sundae. Time to start experimenting.
Why aren't you sleeping when Microsoft's conference is in 8 hours and 36 minutes?[1]
>>2353407FUCK! WHERE'S THE REAL FLUTTERSHY???
>>2353407DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES
>>2353427What if you're wrong? What if it was just from the headache?
>>2353262That's hot.
>>2353407>tfw Chrysalis was actually trying to heal Shining Armor.
>>2353401>ugly as fuckWhat? How can you not see the beauty of the horse?
>>2353419RA=PP>RD>TS>FS>AJ
>>2353440Punch her in the vag
>>2353435>Microsoft's conferencePass.
>>2353445not everyone is good as pony anatomy as you SB
>>2353435Because I don't really care about the next big touchscreeny motionsensory thing they're gonna release?It's not like they're gonna announce any video games.
>>2353407I like where this is going
>>2353445ec major pls go
>>2353442>tfw she kind of liked him
Speaking of relationships with ponesDoes anyone else really like the idea of Rarity being a good friend, but not waifu? I really love the idea of Rarity being a big sis of some kind to me, where she fusses over my appearance and give me advice while I'm preparing for a date with Twilight
>>2353452Fuck no, I want to keep my hand.Ponies have that fucking vag claw.
>>2353472Punch her in the boobs
>>2353464>tfw she has horrible taste in men.
>>2353468>with AJ their to back you up>having AJ and RA as big sisters
>>2353468Well, we could have fun, and hang out, and do stuff that she likes to do as friends.Same with all the other cute pony girls.But my heart belongs to one.
>>2353468That would be obnoxious as fuck. I hate people like that.Disheveled hipster is my look, man.
>>2353445>implying that horses are good looking
>>2353426>I think that AJ is a little slow on some thingsyou know what, hey, maybe she isbut at some point when I was a teenager I finally got around to realizing that people don't have to be booksmart to be good people
>>2353477>claw areolas
>>2353472Only Chrysalis. And I'm sure she'd use it to give you pleasure beyond imagination.
>>2353491Like ripping off your dick
>>2353450I'm sure the venue managers would've been okay with her spitting instead of swallowing everytime.
>>2353323>you tell him how sweet you find that and give him a quick peck him on the nose>he loses composure, collapsing to his side as his cock jerks and twitches>it's enough to top off the tank>from now on, whenever he's having a 'slow day', all you have to do is brush up against him when he's not expecting it, and his flow picks right back up to mention nothing of how well reaching down to lightly stroke his erection works
>>2353482>slumber party>they think you are sleeping>lesbian sex>you can hear everything
>>2353485Wokkawokkawokka.
>>2353485Now, that's an ugly horse.0/10 Would not bang.
>>2353464Of course she liked him. He has no personality. That makes him easy to control.
>>2353486AJ dumped INT in favor of WIS.She also has a pretty high DEX and STR.And her CHA must be pretty high if she's the most likable pony in Ponyville (as of Luna Eclipsed).AJ OP plz nerf
>>2353491>You will never watch Chrysalis dip her ass in a river and pull out a salmon. >Judging by her reaction, you will never realize it was not intentional.
>>2353486Don't get me wrong, man. I'm not saying that she's the worst pone because she's not as fast on the uptake as some of the other ponies. I happen to like AJ.I'm just tellin' the truth.
>>2353505>Rise from your sleeping position and say "Why wasn't I invited to this little party?"
>>2353525>changelings developed the ass claw before they assimilated wings from flutterponies, using it to latch onto birds and take to the skies, controlling their hosts with pheromones
>>2353483Yeah, well, same here manBut I love the idea of the other pones being friends who help you out as you date your waifu>Rarity and AJ are big sisters>Fluttershy, Dash and Pinkie are little sisters
>>2353217>you and the others will never watch one of the mares try to stealthily eye a stallion>she will never leap from the pool, sever the tubing at the tip of his penis with her teeth, then beg him to breed her>as they fuck noisily all but one mare will never get out of the pool and retrive bits from their saddlebags>you and that mare will never be 50 bits richer for having predicted that she would be the first one to give into her heat>you will never get into a splash fight with the others as you place your bets for the next mare to fall
>>2353522AJ's getting older though, she needs some youngin's to help with the farm.
>>2353525And... WHY was she dipping her ass in a river?
>>2353357For some reason this post popped into my head as an image of someone ordering a waifufic at a fast food restaurant or something.
>>2353486I thought AJfans only liked her because they sought firm earthpony ass.
GIVE ME STRENGTH MLPG
>>2353531oh, I get youI was just using your post as a jumping-off point on the subject of people not liking AJfor instance I also feel one of the reasons Snails is so widely hated is because he's dumband all I'm saying is that seems like a poor reason to hate someonepeople do it in real life, too, but people are basically the same all over
>>2353426>>2353486I like thinking she's well-grounded and has a lot of common sense, but she's slow to change and very traditional/conservative.If she was a human she might be the type of girl whose family expects her to quit her job and be a full time mother and wife once she gets married......Like hell she's doin' that!
>>2353548To cool off, duh.
>>2353357You wake up in the middle of the night, parched. You do your best to disentangle yourself from Fluttershy, but as you tiptoe from the bed you hear a startled gasp behind you."Wh-where are you going?" Her voice is panicked and even in the dark you can tell her eyes are wide with fright. You assure her you're just getting a drink of water, causing her to sigh with relief, though she sits upright instead of going back to sleep.You leave, getting a quick drink of water, thinking only of the warm bed and cuddly pony waiting for you as you hustle back to the bedroom. When you return, Fluttershy is still sitting upright, waiting for you. She holds her hooves open as you crawl back into bed with her, and she gives you a tight squeeze."I'm so glad you're staying, I just....can't imagine being here, w-without you."You look down at her and find her looking back up at you with a heartwarming smile. You lean in to give her a kiss on the head, but she moves to receive your kiss full on. Her lips are soft and her breath tastes like the minty toothpaste she used earlier that night. She leans her head back, eyes fluttering as her breath quickens, before initiating a second kiss, more firm than the last.
Has anyone drawn the main cast as octopodes?One heart is not enough to love. They need three.
>>2353541No no no.>Rarity and AJ are big sisters.>Dash and Flutterbutter are little sisters.>Pinkie is waifu.>Twilight is twin sister.
>>2353554He´s ugly.
>>2353540That's a hilarious mental image>changelings with birds on their asses, flying in formation
>>2353501>you will never bury your face in his musky balls, hearing his breathing go ragged as he starts gushing>you will never give each heavy orb a long, slow lick, hearing the wet rushing sound of his flow to the tanks increasing>you will never take one last deep breath before getting up and whispering into his ear, "good pony"
>>2353294>AJ is best ponyYou forgot "boring".Right now there's too little opportunity for drama. She's too perfect, and has no real flaws. She's dull. The writer's know this. That's why most "AJ episodes" aren't really focused on her.
>>2353567HnnngTwilight would be awesome twin sister if she waifu slot wasn't already held by her
>>2353568>He´s ugly.See, that's a bad reason to hate someone tooespecially in real life
>>2353549That's.....surprisingly accurate.
>>2353561Yes. I love needy Fluttershy.
>>2353581Guess what? He is not real.
>>2353581But Snails' mom isn't ugly.She's cute.
>>2353547I am now imagining the fandom react if AJ spent the entire third season pregnant.
>>2353399>I got the impression a lot of people hated AJ because they found the southern accent obnoxiousIt's a Tennesse accent. And it's good. I like her voice. But see >>2353576as to why she's boring.
>>2353561>that feelboner I'm getting right now
>>2353590>Guess what? He is not real.I never claimed he wasbut if you've been paying attention to the discussion I was talking about attitudes that carry over into real life
>>2353603> I was talking about attitudes that carry over into real lifeNot even close.
>>2353401>>dangerous to deal with (just look at Mr. HandsThat's only if they're fucking you. Their dicks are huge and they're strong. Zoophiles can fuck horses with some ease with relative safety.
>>2353558Yeah, all that friction from your cock made her pussy hot, so she had to cool off for a bit.
>>2353501>you fill a canteen with some of his fresh cum>you gather a vacuum pump, some tubing, and a small empty semen canister then go looking for a mare you know>she agrees to your proposal and lets you hook her up to the pump before downing the semen in one gulp>the pump serves as a funnel to direct her sudden flood of mare juices down the tube and into the canister>you mix up a special drink for you stallion when you return home
>>2353114>in this Equestria, stallions cumming works like yawning>one of them gets pushed over the edge and the sights, sounds and smells of his stretched cock fountaining spunk set off all the other nearby stallions>it works on mares too, but instead of getting release they simply wink reflexively and grow needier, their thick marelips drooling more and more until their hind legs are drenched in their slick juices>when they get like this they either slip off to pump themselves silly and return mildly sated but doubly engorged or they pull a stallion off to some alleyway and give him a good draining
>>2353569>"DANANANANA">"Will you keep quiet? The ponies will hear us, moron.">"NANANANANANA!">"Why do I swarm with you again?">"I'M A PILOT!"
>>2353580I can't imagine Pinkie as little sister anyway. Or any relative.She's above and beyond me... She's on another level entirely...
>>2353603Do you relate to snails?According to your webcomic artist friend, you're a sexy beast in a fedora
>>2353615>>2353619>>2353620jesus
>>2353168>Uninteresting, flat personality, and the only one who's ever intentionally mean or callous or rude to her friendsBut she's not flat. She can be a huge dick. And she's probably the most deeply flawed of the bunch. I like her. Not top though. I was sympathetic for her when she was on that cloud in MMDW. Awful episode besides.
>>2353593People would be giving Big Mac funny looks...
>>2353569Whoa whoa whoa, what happened to Fluttershy?
>>2353563Octopodes?
>>2353571>you will never strip naked and sit on his back>you will never grind your crotch against his short, soft coat>you will never hear semen rushing through the tube as you start to grow wet
>>2353642Anon punched her in the boobs
>>2353608I'm sorry your interpretation of the conversation is inconsistent with the message I was trying to convey>>2353625>According to your webcomic artist friend, you're a sexy beast in a fedorait's a bucket hat actuallyshe just doesn't know her hatsalso I don't recall ever being called sexy anywhere on there
>>2353619This is very hot.
>>2353634Same here.>I hate being alone!
>>2353652Would you punch your favorite pony in the crotchboobs, /co/?
>>2353581>>2353592>she finds she's gripping her hairbrush tighter and tighter as she tries desperately to find a hairstyle that de-emphasizes her ears and draws attention to her face instead>but those ears refuse to be hidden>they poke through when it's down, like flags on the side of a wagon>they push through when it's up, distorting her coiffure no matter how much hairspray or gel she uses>she can't hide them>these stupid>ugly>giant>damned>EARS!>her vision starts to blur and her eyes grow hot with angry tears>she throws the hairbrush down and slumps into her arms, sobbing>she wishes she could pull them off and get better ones>nobody could possibly be attracted to her with such ugly ears.
>>2353540>>2353569>>2353620Someone please draw this.
>>2353634>I can hear rarity squealing
Do you think pegasi have an educational system outside of flight school up in Cloudsdale? We've only seen the Canterlot school (Twilight's flashback of kindergarten) and the Ponyville school.That might explain why Dash never read a book...
>>2353657Did you see that fucking drawing? My reaction was>why does she draw the loser that makes pony sex comics as better looking than her boyfriend
>>2353668If she wanted me to.
>>2353657>Bucket hatAre you Hunter S. Thompson?
>>2353622Hmm, true. Pinkie just wants to have fun with other ponies, we haven't seen her come to really care for or be cared for by any character.
>>2353657You look pretty sexy, though.I'd do you.
>>2353657>GG DOESN'T ACTUALLY WEAR A FEDORATHATS IT GUYSTHROW YOUR FEDORAS AWAYIT'S NOT THE NEW HOTNESS
>>2353647That is the proper plural. "Octopuses" is also acceptable."Octopi" is totally wrong.
>>2353679whathe looked like a hairy human snails2/10 would not bang
>>2353672FUCK.DO ONE WHERE ANON SHOWS HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE REALLY IS.OR I'LL DIE.
>>2353620>Somehow this Changeling keeps getting back into the gene pool.>Every time it is re-hatched, it is put back with the same changeling, much to his horror.>Chrysalis knows exactly what she is doing.
>>2353695Actually, all three are right, because English is a bastardization of a dozen languages.
>You'll never spend the better part of a sweet Sunday morning gently thrusting into Fluttershy with agonizing slowness.>The tweeting of birds and the chattering of squirrels from downstairs meet your ears, making the golden, sun-baked room that much more peaceful.>Underneath you, Fluttershy squirms into the lush sheets and pillows propped up underneath her, stomach rising up and down with steady breaths.>Every once in a while, you thrust a little bit deeper, just a little bit faster. She responds with a quick moan or gasp every time.>She tenses up with each relatively hard thrust, and you calm her by leaning down and planting a kiss on her lips>After another deep thrust followed by a sharp gasp, you lean in for another kiss. This time, Fluttershy holds your head there with her hooves as she tightens around your member. A flood of her intimate juices flood out around you and onto the sheets.>This will never happen many, many times in that morning before you finally empty yourself into her and hug her close.>You'll never treat her to brunch in bed when she wakes up, announcing that you've done all of her chores. >You'll never get to see her smile.
s(HE) be(LIE)ve(D)
>>2353711>come home early>why is that changeling in your room>maybe if you leave it'll go away
>>2353687>>2353679whoa whoa whoa whatare we thinking of the same drawing hereI think I looked like a pretty standard unkempt cartoon character in that rendering
>>2353695>ITSH FRANKENSHTEINSH MONSHTER, YOU GUYSH, FRANKENSHTEIN WASH THE CREATOR.
>>2353665>>2353634> Rainbow Dash: All anyone talks about is Mare Do Well this, and Mare Do Well that! What about me? How could everyone forget about me so easily? I mean... have I changed? Same sleek body. Same flowing mane. Same spectacular hooves. Nope, I'm still awesome. They're wrong. >But... then... why am I all alone? >I hate being all alone. Right there. That's the heart of Dash. She's really insecure. The most insecure of them all. This makes for Drama. I was going to make some other point, but I forgot.
>>2353721SHUT UP AND LET US JERK YOU OFF, BITCH.
>>2353710Octopus isn't an English word, though. It's Greek. The "-i" ending is Latin. It is incorrect to say "Octopi". You should use the Greek ending, "Octopodes".
>>2353715lyk if u cry everytim
>>2353726Dont forget sonic rainboom.
>>2353615>you carry in a tray as he's lying in bed, already hooked up>you ask him if he'd like a little tea before bed>he's had trouble getting to sleep recently, and someone mentioned this blend might help>he thanks you, and takes a cup>you watch intently from behind your own cup, nursing it as he swigs down his 'tea'>he sighs and lays back, closing his eyes>you smile as you hear his breathing slowly become less steady>the tube jerks forward, straightening itself before his tip under the force of his sudden, violent orgasm>you sip your tea and sink back into your chair as he thrashes on the bed, pumping out pint after pint of hot cum
>>2353615The last time I remember something like this happening we got into piss.Which I'm perfectly okay with.
>>2353720Don't you ruin those feels with your bugfag shit.Sometimes you bugfags are worse than trixiefags.
>>2353695But "Octopuses" sounds really fucking stupid. I grew up saying octopi, and I'm gonna keep saying it. Get dunked.
>>2353737The word was pulled into English from- You know what? Fuck it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFyY2mK8pxkEnjoy.
>>2353695How about octopie?
>>2353561By the third kiss she's trembling and panting lightly, her hooves resting gently against your chest while you hold her loosely against you. For a moment she rests her head on top of her hooves against your chest, her wings twitching when you move your hands across them, feeling her soft feathers caress your fingertips. The sensation makes you rub one between your thumb and forefinger, making her yelp. You stop, wondering if you hurt her, before she asks you to continue in a trembling voice.You run your hands across her wings, causing them to fold out into their flight positions, using your fingers to rub the feathers lightly. Fluttershy clutches your chest, cooing softly.You move on to the tips of her wings, causing her to bury her face in your chest, moaning into your shirt fervently. Her panting is nearly gasping now, and you take a moment to raise her head and give her a reassuring kiss. She relaxes before biting her lower lip and staring at you pleadingly."I...need you."
>>2353660>it is crowded in the market today, the noise of ponies winking, cumming, and haggling over the prices of goods in nearly deafening>you slip on a puddle and land hard on your back>before you can stand up a mare squats over you crotch and starts rubbing herself against it>she stands up to move back to your face, but a stallion mounts her before she can get there>you are stuck underneath them and forced to watch them fuck above your face>you feel one of your shoes get sucked off as a mare sits on your foot to try and find release
>>2353723>Anti-intellectualismI'm sorry for clarifying a point that was asked of me. Should I have told Nasse, "Go read a fucking dictionary, you illiterate swine" instead of answering the question?Stop being so defensive. It's polite to answer questions asked of you, even if they make random anons feel stupid.
>>2353726I remember now. Dash is a canon Flight School drop out. There is just somethingreally pathetic and sad about that. She has these big dreams. But she can't even pass the equivalent of High School. She has the raw talent, but lacks the discipline to really work to achieve her goals.Posting Twi because I barely have any Dash pics.
>>2353736I was just asking
>>2353747The point is to ruin your feels. It's out of sheer malice, not self centered fun.No feels allowed.
>>2353760
>>2353649Human female on hollow-sound pony? <3
>>2353771Who is Gillou's favorite ponywhat about PB's
>>2353746>Which I'm perfectly okay with.As am I. Piss is best fetish.
>>2353770Dash confirmed for worst pony.
>>2353783PB hates ponies though.
Has anybody drawn any tyranid changelings?I'd love to see a Tervigon pone.
>>2353760Why didn't you just post that in reply to the original question?
>>2353783>PB>Favorite pony.Pinkie Pie.
>>2353769Not anti-intellectual, just anti-semantic.
>>2353783>Who is Gillou's favorite ponyher OC
I wan t this but with ponies
Has anything happened in the past 4 hours? Did anyone quest?
>>2353799You are opposed to the answering of questions. Anti-learning, anti-knowledge. Go burn some books.
>needy fluttershy greentexts>copious candy pony semen from sounding stallion greentextsBEST. THREAD.DONT ANY OF YOU DARE TO STOP
>>2353793
>>2353799>anti-semanticGo back to Stormfront you human trash.
>>2353785>Dash confirmed for worst pony.More like Dash confirmed for "Most Tragic Pony". Right now it looks like she'll be in that dead-end part time Weather Management job forever.
>>2353563>>2353647>>2353695>awk-toppa-deezJust rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?Sarcasm.
>>2353802That's pretty vain
>>2353770That makes me sad, though. I feel bad for Dash.
>>2353793S-sorry...!
>>2353808But you answered it incorrectly...
>>2353818well I was just making a jokeof the six it's clearly pinkie pie though
>>2353742>the juice in your tea make you hard and make your head buzz>deciding that it couldn't hurt you hook yourself up to a penis pump you used on him when you first met and hook that up to the canister still half full of the mare's sexual fluid>you turn on the pump then sit down quickly as a long and powerful orgasm rips through your body>the sight of you in the same situation as him makes you stallion cum so much that even the most virile zebra would hang his head in shame
>>2353818>Her OC is her only friend.
>>2353808Now who's being defensive?>>2353811>
>>2353827Merriam-Webster agrees with me, not you. Take that as you will.
>>2353770Can someone list the problems each of the main 6 have?Dash : InsecurityPinkie : No frens?etc etc
>>2353771>>2353721I find all depictions of you sexually arousing.
>>2353839Did you not watch the youtube video? It's 'Octopuses', because you're speaking English. If you want to talk Greek or live in the UK, sure, Octopodes.
Pegasi. Pegasuses. Octopi. Octopuses. It's all good.But really, Pegasi > Pegasuses.
>>2353781Would you let your pony knock you up?
>>2353808WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME YOU HUMAN FILTH? I AM PERFECT IN EVERY WAY.You're just jealous of me!
>>2353841>Pinkie: No frensDoYouEven
>>2353807>>2353807>>2353807>>2353807>>2353807Well?
>>2353784Not reallyI'm into piss fetishism but I don't really want anyone to touch the piss, I just love watching the girl struggle to control herself and watch her finally let go when you let her
>>2353841Twilight: Slut.Rarity: Double slut.
>>2353838Looks like you are:>>2353853
>>2353812Equestria 20 years later:>Twi: Court Magician and Advisor to Celestia>Rarity: Fashion Magnate in Canterlot. Huge industry. Rumors about underpaid mule sweatshops>Pinkie: Owner of a Candy shop and Party supply shop>Flutters: Still a useless hippie>AJ: Has a son and a Daughter. >Dash: Still in the same dead-end job. "Next year I'll pass the Qualifier for Wonderbolt Recruit for sure" she says. But each year she gets slower. Her prime years are behind her. She dies in obscurity.
>>2353860Fluttershy: Ultra mega slut queen in denial
>>2353861Why would I reply to the same post twice, with two completely different attitudes? There's more than one anon, you know.
>>2353851I don't know about that, but I would let him fill me with so much of his molasses-thick pony semen that my womb bloats to pregnant size. I'd cherish that and proudly wear it in public, showing off to all the mares in town just how good I am at sating my stallion.
Dear Youtube,Today I learned that making the most simplest and most retarded thing can cause a major shitstorm by multiple sides.Your faithful douche bag,~Commander Douche
>>2353867Unless you get a few drinks in her.
>>2353863Stop it.I can't...I...Just stop.
>>2353851I really wish someone would greentext that.
i think yer beautiful ggi wwould make you my wwaifu
>>2353869I must've been using the same lack of logic you were when you replied to the other anon.
>>2353841>Dash - overcompetitive, and insensitive to others' feelings>Pinkie - Insecure>Twilight - Socially-retarded, oblivious, overanalytical>Fluttershy - the writers need to actually show some of her strengths before I can accurately judge her weaknesses.>Rarity - vain, petty and obsessive>Applejack - stubborn, overly-proud
>>2353884>Would you let your pony knock you up?
>>2353863>you will never surrender now to avoid dying in obscurity
>>2353874Keep up the good work.You should make some MLPG simulators.>These are normal people.
>>2353790How about Anon after killing Chrysalis and becoming King of the changelings?
>>2353828GLITTER. Give pone googly eyes
>>2353846She said you could say it however you wanted.English is a pretty loosely-defined language. We're a pidgin of dozens of other languages, so the rules have always been slightly inconsistent.
>>2353893>Anon exits his metamorphosis and BECOMES....>Korean
Actually, it's octopi.
>>2353846Sure, but by what basis should we accept that YouTube video over the word of a massively selling and internationally successful dictionary publisher?
>>2353894
>>2353850>not pegasususes
>>2353872What if it was so thick that it couldn't all drain out before he fucked you again? What if eventually you got so full of his seed that you couldn't even get up? What if he kept you like that and told you it was his turn to be in charge?
>>2353902Awesome, now I can listen to Kpop without looking like a total koreaboo
>>2353902I like kimchiIs this how the transformation starts?Should I start playing SC?
>>2353904Actually, it's Pinkiepi.Now eat the sucker before she finds someone else who wants it.
HEY DEAFCan you get off to the mental image of this human and human >>2353894 being raped?
>>2353831>he's still erupting by the time you come off of your own climax>you breathe heavily as you switch off the mechanism, and disconnect it>you dangle the pump's bit in front of his nose, allowing your scent to waft over him>his eyes roll back as you pull it away>you hold the canister up, and swish it back and forth, asking if he'd like a 'refill'>his jaw hangs open, and you take that as a yes, lifting the open tip of the container to his mouth and letting it pour forth>he swiftly wraps his lips around the opening, groaning as he gulps down the salacious mixture>you reach down and fondle him with your free hand as the entire length of the translucent tube becomes a solid, milky white
Why do you masturbate to horses?
>>2353925>You will never watch Pinkie chase that candy on her ass till she falls over dizzy.
>>2353672...my heart...!
>>2353905...The basis that she's an editor for said dictionary?
>>2353885eriden pls go
I'm going to bed, MLPG.Thanks for helping me realize Fluttershy is my waifu, and thanks for the greentext/mini-stories about her.Stay golden.
>>2353945>>2353905Also, http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/octopus
>>2353884>for the past few nights you've been getting on your hands and knees and letting him mount you>it's tiring, but he enjoys it>the two of you joke about whether your offspring would be called a kid or a foal, but joking is all it ever is>it stops being a joke when you miss your periodHow was that?
>>2353841Dash: Insecurity, bit of a jerkPinkie: Possibly bi-polar. Craves and needs attention. If she doesn't get it she becomes unhinged. Twi: Lacks wisdom, freaks over small thingsFlutters: Shy and lacks courageThe rest I agree:>>2353887>Rarity - vain, petty and obsessive>Applejack - stubborn, overly-proud
hey gangwhat's the good word
>>2353935Pones, anon. Horses are ugly animals.Also because it's fun.Why don't you?
>>2353894Pony Bonbon needs to be sitting next to human Bonbon.
>>2353953Groovy.Fluttershy needs all the support she can get.
>>2353893How about he becomes Queen of the changelingd? A slutty bugmare with the whole Hive at her service,
>>2353964Rape is best word.
>>2353953Oh, you were still here. I thought everyone shifted to more fetish fields of discussion, so I stopped writing. Oh well, perhaps later. 'Night, anon.
>>2353964>rope
>>2353975ohheyi got your messagesno need for a rewritei appreciate the effort in the first place
>>2353914As long as I get to keep showing off my pride and joy, I wouldn't mind. Though I guess guests would have to come over to see my cumbloated gut. Maybe they could watch me get even bigger.
>>2353973This is a new feel....Yes...I wish to be the slutty changeling queen...
>>2353986Well, if you say so. I just feel like I let you down.
>>2353975HEYHEYNOKEEP WRITINGPLEASEPLEASE
>>2353974You ignore this: >>2353926And yet you still assert your interest of rape with your trip for no reason.I seriously think you intentionality shit post with the idea of rape. You never talk or provide links, you're just there doing nothing.
>>2353973>>2353989>queen>Anon emerges from his metamorphosis and BECOMES....>Korean
>>2353958>Your an emotional wreck as you try to take it all in.>The garbage can next to the toilet is almost full of pregnancy testers.>They all say the same thing, its burned into your eyes.>Your pregnant.>You cover your face in your hands and weep.
>>2354000Thank you for contributing an enjoyable discussion topic to the general, anon. We are a better thread for your post.
>tfw PHN died in a tragic scrot accident.
>>2353997ituhit kind of wasn't what i asked for at alland it was sort of shortbut i appreciated the effort nonetheless
>>2354003But I want to play terranThis isn't fair
>>2354013I like rape, and I like talking about rape.
>>2353890>>you will never surrender now to avoid dying in obscurityFFT quote? Ramza Beolve said that.
>>2354000...So all of this:>>2353710>>2353757>>2353827>>2353846>>2353945>>2353945vs>>2353974Yep. I never do anything but shitpost about rape.
>>2354024TOO BADYOU WANT TURTLEYOU WANT FLYING BUILDING?FUCK YOUHAVE BANELING
>>2353933>a regular pony was never meant to cum this much>his thrashing suddenly turns to vibrating and his body starts thickening and expanding>he screams as a horn bursts from his forehead and wings sprout from his back>his genitals increase to a size that is mammoth even when compared to his new body>his cutie mark changes to a large white splotch>the tank that his semen is draining into explodes as the first male alicorn unleashes his first load
>>2353962>bipolarWould you still be with Pinkie if it meant she had violent moodswings, seeing her giddy and energetic one week, then apathetic, or even suicidal the next?
>>2354014No, our only sponsor!(Don't forget to mourn over at PHNkytown.tumblr.com)
>>2354034you do it enough that I wish you would die
>>2353859Yeah, there are many different variations of piss fetishes.I'd prefer to be pissed on by a girl.
>>2354035I DON'T WANT TO BE KOREAN ANYMORE
>>2353874Actual Commander Douche graces us in MLPG? Also what did he do? Some kind of shit-storm over his videos?
>>2354034That's just you arguing with your trip on. You're not providing anything other than your thoughts, which can be done as anonymous.
>>2354016Exactly, and that's why I feel bad. I had your idea in mind, and then somehow I just...lost it. I want to make it up to you, but I'd understand if you think I wouldn't be able to actually stick to an idea.
>>2354008>your stallion doesn't know what to do>Twilight keeps try to pull your or him into her laboratory to run tests
>>2354034Take it easy, Deafy. Just... step away from the computer and take a breather, okay?I hate seeing you guys at each other's throats like this.It's just a word. People will say it how they say it.
>>2354003welpwho do i have to kill to not be a korean nerd
>>2354043she does the best art! Do you think she'd motorboat my scrot?
>>2354052...What's your point?
>>2354055you seem like you're just not interested in writing real storiesit's cool, maybe green text is your thingi can't do that questing stuff anymoreand i feel bad because taw's last request for me was kind of, uh, really disappointing toomaybe i'm just a needy faggotlike i said, don't worry about it. just let me know when i can hit you back with my end of our trade
>>2354043>tfw PHN is reign in heaven forever as the Lord of Scrot.
>>2353874>Commander Douche possibly in MLPGDude, you need to tell us your favorite pony.
>>2354065Nigga, I supported her WITH NAME - I'm going to get a motorboat scrot first!
>>2353768>you struggle to get up as the stallion above you starts to cum>your face is hit with a deluge of pony semen and mare juice as they both climax at the same time>you can't help getting some in your mouth, the taste and the stench of sex hitting you like a truck>you grow harder than you can ever remember being in your life>your foot is lodged inside that mare's bloated cunt now, her tight lips gripping your ankle firmly
>>2353330mexican/cali guy here i like fluttershy morealso twilighti just stay away from AJ since i know mexico just loves her for her hard earned money and truckalso dat twiligth cardboard
>>2354042I would be her mountai-Er...Rock.Yeah.Not mountain, a rock, a big, hard rock, her rock.
>>2354063It's simple.The batman.
>>2354071Deaf you silly silly man
>>2354076>>2354051He said that on youtube, not here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zoEvE1aNoUU
>>2354063Yourself.
>>2354081You gotta have something to motorboat first, microscrot!
>>2353987What if he let some of his friends come over and fill you with their seed too? What if he started charging admission for any pony that wanted to watch or take part?
>>2354071You are the 'rape guy', and yet you only say you have a rape fetish. Either provide links to content pertaining to your fetish, or lose the trip until you can do something constrictive. Rape and marking threads, that's all you're known for, and marking can be done by anonymous postings.
>>2354038Goddamn it you guys...
>>2353874>~Commander DoucheWhy aren't his videos more popular here? A third of what he does are pony vids. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qvMCPWOc0M&feature=plcp
>>2354097
>>2354101I feel like we've had this conversation before...
>>2354038This is hilarious
>>2354109That's because we all hate you
>You will never make a total douche of yourself with your trip on.
>>2354114fuck, too late for me
>>2354109Forget it, continue to be a suicidally depressed useless trip that spends his days moping around doing nothing. You're not worth my time.
>>2354124WHAT IS WORTH YOUR TIME, ANON?
>>2354114>File format.Shut up RCH.
>>2354074>you seem like you're just not interested in writing real storiesI honestly couldn't tell you at this point. Writing in non greentext is different after doing it for so long, but it's not bad.If it's about length, well, that's just what I thought worked by gut feeling. I think I'd just have to say we have differing opinions on that, plus I err on the side of being conservative with my amount of words by default. Old habit.But you have every right to be disappointed in what I provided. I didn't adhere to your idea like I should have. I'm sorry.I won't make you write anything for me, since I failed to meet your expectations. Fair is fair.
>>2354126I think I understand what you're trying to sayBut I can't quite make sense of itdraw X pone and Ayla pone touching each other plz
>>2354137well, you still tried mani said i was gonna do you a story and i willi like doing trades with people anyway, it gets me motivated
>>2354135Other people for starters, educating myself about things and having fun.
>>2354082>the two ponies above you wander off and three mares rush out of the crowd surrounding you>one sits herself over your other foot while the two unicorns grab your hands and thrust you into their swollen cunts>soon your limbs have been sucked in as far as they will go and you are being held a few feet above the ground>business has ground to a stand-still as the ponies all watch this new sight>a smaller stallion crawls under you and supports you on his back before a pair of pegasi rip your pants off and split your penis and face between them
i will never forget all of my pony waifus but i will not remember whether or not i really loved them
>>2354126Ruby Spears.
>>2354098Maybe for a bit. It'd be fun to drain all his stallion buddies, the ones waiting in line getting more and more anxious as they watch the one I'm currently servicing gasp and moan, his fat flare erupting his viscous load inside me. Even better would be the mares who bought tickets, their fat cunts winking in envy of how much ponyspunk I'm draining from all these eager stallion balls.But at the end of the day I'd still want to drain all of it out. Maybe he could charge extra for thirsty mares that want to help with that. My womb should be full of the spunk of my stallion when I go to sleep at night. He alone has that right.
>>2354038>you sit still for a moment, trying to take in what just happened>eventually you reach up and wipe the mess from the canister off of your eye, flicking the excess onto the bed>you just stare at him, eyebrows arced as he pants heavily>your eyes are drawn to his shaft, and the now inadequate sound hanging limply inside him>you lift it free, eliciting a light gasp and and short spurt>curiosity gets the better of you as it splatters on his face>you give his cheek a cursory lick>...>my god.>you're going to live like kings with the money this will bring in
>>2354148>waifus>sYou are a normal human being incapable of truly loving pone.pls leave
>>2354154BuenoI've always liked X more than Zero, fuck the haters
This thread is sinking fast, we need some cute pone or good show discussion.So I'll ask a question that has been bugging me (heh) about the finale. Who exactly called in the threat against the wedding? I mean, obviously SA and co. knew something was up because of all the extra security, but Chrysalis and the changelings plan hinged on surprise. If they didn't call it in, and they were the only one's who knew that they were up to something, who tipped off Canterlot?A traitor changeling? There was a different threat? Someone just got lucky?
>>2354137Told you so.
I've been ignoring this stallion greentext for the most part except for seeing the word "cum" littered around everywhere.What the fuck guys.
>look at watch>the hour hand is already to the 2 hour mark>a mere twelfth of the day I have ahead of me>all of the time from hours ago to 8 is for sleeping before unidamnitmust write paper
>>2354042>Pinkie Pie doesn't want to get out of bed>pull her out, telling her that the Pinkie Pie you know loves nothing more than enjoying a beautiful day>tell her being with her is one of the things that makes you happiest, hoping it will be enough to bring her out of her depression
>>2354174shitty writing called in the threat
>>2354156>you will never struggle to find your new cumdeity pone a replacement sound>you will never get an idea in the plumbing section>you will never ease a 3" diameter PVC pipe into his cock amidst torrents of his ambrosia-like semen
>>2354176That it wasn't what he wanted? Yes, I could've told you that. I let things get away from me when I shouldn't have.>>2354145I'll inbox one to you then, when I think of something. I'm too tired to come up with anything on the spot, sorry.
>ctrl f>cum>20 resultsnormal day in MLPG
>>2354151He'd let mares drink out of you, but you spent so long using him as nothing but a source of semen and he wants his turn to be the boss. Until you've been filled with as much spunk as you've drained from his balls you belong to him.
>>2354174Chrysalis is full of herself. She sent a vague threat message made out of pasted on letters ala detective movie
Any good rape fics out there that focus more on the aftereffects of it rather than during it?
>>2354203nobutlet's hear a pitch
>>2354193No, that he's unpleasable. Even if you'd 'stuck to the plan' you'd be getting this same song and dance.
>>2354203I would say ask DD, but he never saves anything.
>>2354197>"UR WEEDING IS FUCKED">"ALSO UR FAT">-NOT CHRYSALIS >It's all carved out letters from a popular Changeling magazine. (There is only one)
>>2354207woah manwhere's this coming fromi've liked requests people have done for metaw's scootaloo story was pretty unfand pictures tooi'm sorryi don't mean to be picky
>>2354213>Luna reads it first>Breaks down in tears>The first casualty of the coming war
>>2354215You know, you say that, but it's all I really see these days. I understand that you want to see people improve, but it comes off as snobbish.
>>2354213>>2354227>P.S. UR A FAGET>BUZZ BUZZ
Which pone likes eating the most?
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/chat/res/39943370.htmlI dare you.I fucking dare you.
>>2354227>"WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WE WERE GETTING MA-A-ARRIED!"
I'm just reading through your resume and one thing puzzled me: you say that your "favorite pony" in "My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic" is "Pinkie Pie."Am I reading this correctly? Why don't you have a real favorite pony like Rarity? Justify your answer.
>>2354232no offense ,but you telling me what i should like and dislike comes off as kind of being a dicki've read a ton of stories i like, and the whole reason i got into writing was cause of people like taw whos shit inspired meno reason to be a jerk about people having preferences
>>2354189>your jury-rigged sound and pump system finally starts working after several failed attempts>he puts out so much that you had to convert your basement into a holding tank, which will dump into the sewer system if it gets too full>it tastes so good that you redid the plumbing system to take it to every tap in the hose as well>sometimes you just bathe in the pure white goo and let the faucet pour more into your mouth
>>2354196So is it a 1:1 ratio? For every gallon of hot, musky cum I milk from his glorious stallionshaft I have to coax a gallon from whichever stallion is willing to pay the ticket price? That could work. I wouldn't stop trying to squeeze even more out of him each day though, even if it meant serving more stallions as the weeks pass. I probably wouldn't stop trying to sneak supplements into his food to keep his volume at maximum either.I do feel bad that he thinks I treat him like nothing but a cum fountain. My pride wasn't the full, sloshing belly, it was the fact that I was able to make him cum that hard. That I could show off just how good I was at pleasing the stallion I love. If this is what it takes to show him that I'll do it.
>>2354241> 420zupah360noscope1337!lPpN77XZcghaha. Which one of you fuckers posted that?
>>2354174Chrysalis did it so that they would be watching for exterior threats instead of interior ones.
>>2354250TWILY?!
>>2354238Pinkie Pie. She'd eat pork chops in bed while you fucked her.
PS3 HAS NO GAEMS
>>2354259>TWILY?!I'm sure that's what Shining Armor will say when he cums inside her.
>>2354244>tfw you can't get a job because they always want Applejack and Rarityfags>tfw no favourite pony anti-discrimination laws in your country
>>2354244Because Pinkie is the supportive friend of Rarity. Every Rarity needs a Pinkie Pie to back them up when the shit hits the fan, or when they need to be cheered into productive mode.I am that kind of person, one who does what he can to motivate others into activity, helping them achieve things I can only dream of.
>Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of autism which is widely used today is often called “OC”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the autism system, developed by the autism Project. There really is a OC, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
>>2354256But why even bother considering the Changelings themselves constituted an exterior threat?Half the reason she had to seduce SA was to get the shield down and let the Changelings in, which wouldn't be up in the first place if nobody told her.Maybe Chrysalis just has tiny bugpone brain.
>>2354252After you told him that he'd hug you as best he could, nearly sobbing with relief as he learns that you really do love him. After a bit of cuddling, sweet words, and kissing he would stand up and position his hindquarters over your face a he his speckled cock dropped from his sheath. You still have a debt that needs paying and he still has needs that need seeing to,
>>2354241>Can't post.Aww.
yo guys next time you do some rarity porn consider this> From the glass furnace each unique, hand-cut mosaic our artists design is kiln fired into a jewel of shimmering perfection. And from chisel to wood, our artisan plugs are sculpted from hand-selected, rare woods which are prepared in the time-honored methods. Each sculpture is hand-finished by our master woodworkers and for extra safety, treated with a Class VI FDA certified medical coating. The New-World meets the Old-World's beauty, craftsmanship, and tradition.http://kittencream.com/index2.htmlclassy fucking buttpulgs. look at that shit and tell m rarity wouldn't put that in her pert bottom
>>2354246I'm not telling you what you should and shouldn't like. I'm saying you shouldn't be a twat over it. I recognize that it wasn't what you asked for. So does he. He very well should have kept to the script.That's not in question.That's not what I'm arguing.It's shit like this:>you seem like you're just not interested in writing real storiesThat right there is slapping the goddamn ball out of his hands. He's new to writing something beyond greentext and questy nonsense, he's trying to make it work, and you have the fucking nerve to pull shit like that. No matter how many backhanded assurances that it's 'alright to stagnate' you line up afterwards, saying shit like that is not cool, and it never will be.
we ded
>>2354281>Maybe Chrysalis just has tiny bugpone brain.Bingo.
>>2354281Or she just did it to show how easily she could break through their defenses.
>>2354281And that is why Chrysalis is a shit villain.
>>2354308i'm saying that because he's said it before dudedon't project your opinions on to me pleaseyou've sure got a stick up your ass for something that doesn't even involve you
>>2354281There might have been a generic terrorist threat, or it could have been psychological warfare from the start.
>>2354281Why didn't I notice that massive plot hole?
>>2354270>be a Flutterfag>forever unemployed>"it states here on your resume that your favorite pony is Fluttershy?">"Um, yes. Why?">"Is this true? Yellowautism? Really?">"..Is this a problem?">"I'm afraid that we don't hire your kind around here."
>>2354315But she didn't break through their defenses. She didn't show off any power. And this obviously wasn't the case because if she was so confident she could destroy their defenses she wouldn't have been so scared to fight Celestia.
>>2354273oh hai sentinel
How can you say you like humans if you wouldn't even let one eat you
>>2354315>Prove how she can break through their defenses.>By literally throwing bodies at it.
Yes, the finale was really awfully written and 50% of it can not be logically explained
>>2354342He's not the only one who likes to see people succeed anon.
>>2354104>>2354111>the birth of the prince of jizz causes all the mares in Ponyville to swoon and all the males to explosively orgasm as their testicles double in size>caught at the very epicenter of the blast your cum production quintuples and your penis takes on equine attributes>the two of you become the bearers of the Elements of Sex
>>2354346I don't live in florida, sorry.
>>2354356>logically explaining cartoons
>>2354187>you will never fight with Pinkie to get her to take her medication or go see her psychiatrist, telling her it will help her depression and get her up and about again
>>2354174They probably suspected it, saw signs, etc.
Hey could someone post some of the many many uses of the Lyra plush? I need them for science.
>>2354379>WE SUSPECT CHANGELINGS>no screening the couples
>>2354347She's Russian
>>2354346>pic8/10 Would bang.
>>2354368If you're telling a story, it usually is considered a courtesy to the viewer/reader/consumer to have it make at least a LITTLE sense.Saying "it's just a cartoon guise stop being so butthurt" is a Ross-tier excuse.
>>2354390that is explain many thingswould drink much vodka with bug pony
>>2354379No. Shining Armor tells Twilight that some made an anonymous threat against Canterlot.
>>2354368Most good episodes are free of major plot holes or characters acting out of character. Compare "A Canterlot Wedding" to the Discord 2-parter. It's like Night and Day for Quality.
>>2354259>Shining Armor shouts TWILY! as he cums>Cadence shouts CHRYSALIS!>The paparazzi listening outside the window go batshit
>>2354403unf
>>2354268[games]
>>2354042>that feel when you legitimately believe you are bipolar even though you haven't been diagnosed by a qualified doctor>that feel when you've been prescribed xanax for depression>that feel when you've think you've become an alcoholic
>>2354331>"It says here on your resumeamajigger that your favorite pony is Dou Evenlift.">"YEAH!">"YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO PROVE IT IN THE ARENA, BROTHER?!">"YEAH!">"I LIKE THAT ATTITUDE BROTHER, YOU ARE GOING TO NEED IT BECAUSE YOU AND THE HULKAMANIA ARE GOING TO ENTER THE STEEL CAGE!">"YEAH!">ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW
>>2354403>Shining armor goes to sleep every night regretting that he didn't marry the bug>she could be twily for him brah
>>2354398Bug pony is good, kind dictator. Sends changeling criminals to Appleoosa.
>>2354428... not to mention she's way hotter than Cadence in the first place.
>>2354439shut upcadence is a very sexy mare
>>2354346Jessy is best human. She eats the hearts of her enemies and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>2354439But that's wrong.
>>2354428Cadence would probably be up for a threesome.
>>2354362>you spend your nights the same way you always have, but now he's hooked up to a municipal tap>spunk of that caliber should be a right of all good pones
>>2354450>mutantI like X-men, but they're a long standing species in equestria.MYSTIIIIIQUE
>>2354374That's funny.
Cheeselegs is for cute, not sexy.
>>2354390>>2354398[nostalgia]
>>2354447I never said she wasn't.But Chrysalis is sexier.Just look at those sexy eyes and fangs, and the way her ears lie flat behind her head. UNF!
>>2354463We tripfag gifs now?
>>2354435Since there's a Stalliongrad does that mean there was a Josef Stallion?
>>2354468cheeselegs can be for both. let us have this, jerk.
>>2354468That's wrong too. Chrysalis is a very ugly pony.
>>2354472She's pretty, but not sexy.
>>2354428>Chrysalis spends every night reflecting on it.>Sure she had enough power to make give her a high for a week after, but fuck.>She almost married a surfer.>She realized why his love was so powerful.>The dense fuck loved himself.
Anyone one else disappointed with SA voice? He sounds more like a surfer than a royal guard. also>TWILY
>>2354474All I have are Ross ones
>>2354483Are you talking shit about my waifu
>>2354487I wanted to punch Shining Armor every time he spoke.
>>2354468She does both equally well.
>>2354490Does this count?
Posting appropriate image.
>Writing traditional 3-act story.>Act One: Fuck yeah, this is easy and fun! I've done a thousand words and I love it.>Act Two: Fuck, that was a lot harder than the first, but I guess I like the way it turned out.>Act Three: What the fuck am I going to do now?
>>2354487>"Woah, Twily! Best Bros forever!">I taught her how to grind a rail (best bros forever)>But she would always choke and bail (best bros forever)
>>2354493What!?I thought his voice was kinda sexy.And I'm a straight guy.
>>2354501>amazing plot>there's nothing there?
>>2354493>>2354487Yeah, he sounded "like totally radical man" instead of a soldier. Kind of disappointing.
>>2354495Truth. She is cute and sexy.But there are so many cute pones it seems a waste to not take full advantage of Chrysalis, who is pure sex.
>>2354492I speak only the truth, sir.Your waifu is shit and you should feel like shit
>>2354500>>2354490Wait I found another one
>>2354297I would leap at the chance to take things slow, to make sure my stallion's every need was met. I'd start with those heavy balls of his, kneading them with my dextrous hands as I pressed my face gently against his leathery sack. I'd lovingly run my tongue across that soft flesh, covering every inch of his musky nuts. Though they're too large to fit into my mouth I'd try all the same, licking and kissing until I was convinced that they were well cared for.Then I'd move up his sheath, running my tongue along the edge, occasionally dipping down inside it beside his now-throbbing shaft. Slowly I'd work my way up to his medial ring with my mouth, squeezing and lightly stroking the flesh between my mouth and his base. Eventually I'd get to his sensitive tip, flicking my tongue across the flesh underneath his broad, flat cockhead. Finally I'd kiss his tip and give it a long slurp before getting ready for the real work.I'd purse my lips over his urethra first, then slowly push him towards my mouth, running my lips along his head until I could fit it in my mouth. A quick suckle and a few swirls of my tongue would tease him a little before I pushed harder, taking more of his length into me. Soon his fat head would be bumping the back of my throat and I'd push past it, years of training on him allowing me to deepthroat him easily. Inch after inch would pull down into my gulping throat until I found myself at the base of his cock, my nose mashed up against that musky sheath and his fat balls hanging under my chin.
>>2354507Why do I want to here a legitimate version of this song now
>>2354502MLP episodes take MA Larson 5-6 weeks to write in full.
>>2354509She's hiding the goods behind her tail.
>>2354516But my waifu only serves to have her nonexistant personality augmented with traits that fit my own cuddle fantasies
>>2354512I swear to god, he could start speaking Spanglish and we would have Tapatilo Pone.
>>2354515tfw not attracted to pone
>>2354524I'm thinking about doing a surf-rock/punk arrangement when I get my guitar fixed>implying
>>2354523I'd hold him there for a moment before swallowing hard, using my throat to push him closer to the edge as I'd grind an inch or two in and out of my mouth. I know my stallion, so I'd know precisely when to speed up and when he was getting close. As soon as I felt him near the edge I'd go back down to the base and bring both my hands up to knead his fat balls.And then I get my reward.
>>2354531What tail? That scrawny little lump of seaweed? Disgusting.
>>2354526Yes, but I'm not writing something that hundreds of thousands of little girls and creepy adults are going to absolutely love.I'm a shitty beginner whose illusions are shattering.The work begins now.
Chrysalis is flat faced and lankyIt's like someone mixed human with pone and put it in a vat of acid
>>2354541Then she's not your waifu. You don't just change the personality of your waifu to met your own wants. That defeats the whole purpose of having one. That just means any character could be your waifu.You have brought much shame to us.
So, since we all agree SAs voice was lackluster, who does MLPG think would have been better suited to the job?Remember, not only is he supposed to be Captain of the Guard, but also Twilight's brother.
>watching BBBFF again>still get creeped out by fucking animated disembodied heads
>>2354561Well, I was attracted to the French spider woman from James & the Giant Peach when I was just a kid.This kind of... creature... appeals to me.
>>2354574Morgan Freeman.
>>2354568You mean you actually expect me to fall in honest to god love with a cartoon instead of harboring a passing fantasy?I know you do, but really.That's /a/, not /co/.
>>2354576Twi looks like a dude there.
>>2354576>flutterhub
>>2354545>Tapatio Pony tries giving you relationship advice>He keeps going on about "having la Pasión, like me and the Babe-a-sita!">Tabasco Pony throws a mustard packet at his head from up in her cabinet>"See what I mean, Bro-chacho?"
>>2354574He sounds like a surfer stoner.
>>2354574I'm sure the VA could have done fine, but I wish he'd played it a little more stoic.
>>2354587>harboring a passing fantasyThen why call her your waifu?
>>2354587WE ARE /CO/ NO LONGER
>>2354599Didn't she try to kill him at some point?
>>2354587I'm not saying that you have to fall in love with a God damn cartoon. That's fucking insane.I'm saying that liking a character because you've altered something about them so that you can like them is stupid. If you don't like who they are in the first place why like them at all? Or do you love every singe character of every single show that you watch?
>>2354574Liam Neeson
>>2354458>your stallion uses his magic to keep you from becoming addicted to his perfect ejaculate like some of the ponies in town have>every night you go to sleep tucked under his wing, smelling his musky scent and speeding his orgasms with your familiar smell and reassuring presence>a loud crash from the front of your house wakes both of you, but before either of you can rise the bedroom door is blasted off its hinges>Celestia and her elite guard step through the smoking door frame>Celestia says that both of you are now her property>the alicorn will provide her with heirs and you will see that he is k->you stallion's horn flashes and the princess's speech is cut short by an animalistic moan of pleasure>it flashes again and she collapses to the floor with her guards, each of them now an orgasming wreck>he nuzzles you and tells you he is happy to finally be able to pay you back for everything you have done for him
>>2354574I think it would have been nice if he'd had a lower voice.Or if he'd sounded less "Hey, Twily! Where were YOU when the Squid beefed it?!", and more mature, soldierly big-brother.
>>2354608>leOh you motherfucker.GET OUT
>>2354613I think you are the same curmudgeonly fuck who has been bitching at everyone else tonight, darf and Rapey notably.Am I right?
>>2354612I wouldn't be surprised.
>>2354603It sounds better than "that one pony i would probably cuddle with, yeah". The word "waifu" is no big deal. It's just weeaboo for wife for fucks sakes.>>2354607Pls go>>2354613Actual favorite pony is rarity.Cuddleslut != Most liked pone
>>2354608>PC le ready
>>2354614That would have been amazing.
>>2354577>That fucking spider
>>2354608>amdI've got a fermi that I overclocked with those heatsinks, they're really really good
>>2354587MLPG has been /a/ for months. You can't call her your 'waifu' unless she's actually your waifu.
>>2354619>"Hey, Twily! Where were YOU when the Squid beefed it?!"MY SIDES
>>2354626Yeah, she kicked him off the counter.Anon had to separate them, he stared at birds outside for an hour in a daze.So far as we can tell, this means nothing serious happened to his brain.
>>2354549Well I have no idea where to go after that. I guess you eventually pay off your sperm debt and the two of you live happily ever after.
>>2354627Well now I'm calling into question everyone who's claimed a "waifu".And I feel alone and autistic...
>>2354632>"I just felt a great disturbance in TWILY!"
>>2354647Rarity as Bayonetta this might be too outlandish for a request
>>2354640>like Panka the most>mention that you wouldn't terribly mind being in a relationship with her, were the opportunity to present itself>get told I have a waifu for entertaining the idea of going steady with a cartoonPeople don't know what it means, I think.
>>2354608SFS was a good episode.
>>2354642>>2354619Totally, dude.
Am I the only one who enjoyed the scene where Twilight finds the real Cadence and she does the sunshine sunshine song to prove her legitimacy?
>>2354561>It's like someone mixed human with pone and put it in a vat of acid
>>2354650GOOD END
>>2354621>>2354630>PCIedo you even /g/>>2354665This motherfucker got it
>>2354652The magic of spoilers allows you to read things in a different voice for no reason.
>>2354667Probably. I thought it was a little bit silly for Cadance to immediately go there to prove who she was.But then Twilight was just as silly earlier. Maybe it had deeper meaning to them than the simple children's rhyme it seemed to be.
>>2354678I bet /g/'s response would be hilarious if you posted "PC le."
>>2354667No, I just thought of the thing from Spongebob.MEATBALL MEATBALL SPAGHETTI UNDERNEATHRAVIOLI RAVIOLI GREAT BARRIER REEFSame meter.
>>2354690brb
>>2354697Link the thread right away!
If you haven't seriously priced custom dakimakuras, then you don't have a waifu.
>>2354648>tfw you will never SPICE UP THE NIGHT
>>2354700Speaking of messing with other boards, someone needs to go on /sp/ during the next Heat-Celtics game and whenever LeBron makes a shot, say something like >LeBronies ftw! xDDDD!
>>2354715google plzhttp://www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-13/art/bayo-bayonetta6.jpg
>>2354707What if you've seriously priced a customized horse dildo of your husbando?
>>2354727Who is it?
>>2354574>>2354619>less "Hey, Twily! Where were YOU when the Squid beefed it?!",>more mature, soldierly big-brother.His first line irritated the fuck out of me - and not just for >TWILY. Just the way he talked in general. >"HOW YA DOIN'?! MISSED YOUUUU KIDDOOOOOOO!"It honestly made me wonder whose dick he sucked to be made captain of the guard. He didn't sound near as competent or mature as I would expect THE CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD to sound.Course, he's a cardboard cutout whose concept-to-character probably took about five minutes anyway. Shit in, shit out.
We dead?
>>2354720Oh, fuck, my dad is a huge basketball fan and loves the Heat.And he's never heard of bronies.I wonder... If I was clever enough....Nah.
>>2354732Yellow apple pone
What do you think the hype would have been like if there had been an one week gap between A Canterlot Wedding P1 and P2? Remember, Chrysalis wasn't revealed until P2
>>2354727Well, if your waifu/husbando is a pone, concessions can be made.
>>2354616>you will never cuddle with your alicorn cumstallion>you will never press your face against his chest, inhaling his intoxicating musk>you will never feel your body flow gently into orgasm, the threaded sound in your own magically enhanced horsecock filling in seconds before painting the inside of your hose white>you will never be lulled to sleep by the rhythmic rushing sounds of his much larger hose filling the town reservoirs, safe in the knowledge that he will protect you>you will never feel him kiss the top of your head, the comforting smell of your hair causing his flow to grow louder
>>2354740>a week of speculation and freaking out>overjoyed at Chrysalis' reveal>a feeling of being royally gypped by the ending
>>2354736>anon buys Dash-outline "BRONY" shirt>when in the house, he has 'LE' taped on before the word, and a picture of LeBron's face over Dash's
>>2354740>Heartbreak scene with Twilight>Cadance shows up.>Twilight gets burned alive and sent to hell.>MY LITTLE PONY! DA NA NA NA NAMLPG would have lost it's shit.But there would have been less Tori Spelling
>>2354737That's a mighty sweet thing to say.
SA should have been voiced by Charlie Adler
>>2354740That's what they should have done. I was on the edge of my seat after >YOU WILL BE! I wasn't sure what was happening. I just figured Cadence was evil and pretended to be nice to Twilight when she was young for some reason to be revealed.It would have been better if there was no Cadence, and it was Chrysalis all along, but >toys.
>>2354754Oh god. Yes.Someone make this happen. Even if it's just in Photoshop.
>>2354749Is it his old sound?
>>2354758fuck
>>2354768Of course
>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18280000I bet Dash would be a stereotypical GAYMRRRR GRRRRLLL if equestria had online vidya and not just arcade machines.
>>2354763He was the original Spike in the 80s.Plus, this great guy.It would have been awesome.
>>2354757>>Twilight gets burned alive and sent to hell.She could tell right away by the awful smell...
>>2354784~<3
>>2354763>"HelllllOOO girls! It's ME! Shining Armor! TWILIGHT'S BIG BROTHER." >:C
I had a pone dream today, I was in a swamp/forest with Daring Do, and the CMC. A french speaking pony that looked like Nyx got stomped by Daring.
There's a place where puppys and kittens play togetherand where rainbows PUNCH HOLES IN THE SKY
>>2354474
The S3 Premier is now directed by Genndy Tartakovsky.Would your body be ready?
>>2354787It would be hotter if she was an 80s-style arcade brat.She'll beat your ass at Galaga and Donkey Kong and all that shit. If you've got lots of quarters and lots of free time, she's your girl.
>>2354787>Dash makes a lets play of Portal2.>Cannot get through the introduction levels.
>>2354799Yep, definitely imagining this character: >>2354790What could have been...
>>2354813What movie is that from?
>>2354799For the uninitiated:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSqYZYJzGiI
>>2354814Cameos by Dexter and Samurai Jack, or I'm not buying.
>>2354814Get ready for some fuck awesome backgrounds.To be honest I don't think his sharp edged style would fit a show about round and huggable marshmallow horses.
>>2354815Perfect opportunity for her to dress like this.
The cutest little pink pony.
>>2354832>>2354825>Shining Armor is campy as all Hell, and terminally fabulous on a level that makes Rarity blush.At least he'd have a personality.
>>2354879But that's wrong.
>>2354835>"What is this strange land of talking horses? Has Aku's evil sent me here as some sort of test?">"No! Eet was my stoooopeed seester Dee Dee and her dumb pony cartoons!"
>>2354823>Takes a half hour to get past the first 'puzzle'.>Thousands of followers.
>>2354880Not to mention he's got a big, obnoxious ass that the ponies nervously try to ignore.It would have been the best episode ever.
>>2354787I don't think she'd be ijustine bad.
>>2354768>>2354784>having something that was a part of him for so long become a part of you>he's always there, holding you open, filling you up, letting you spill wherever you may>you never have to worry about holding yourself back, and it's all thanks to himThat's not just unbelievably sexy, that's downright romantic.
>>2354879I have never wanted to harm a fellow man for liking a cartoon character before in my lifeWhat have you done to me MLPG
>>2354896>When Twilight does ladybugs awake he does it too.
>>2354890Like that one girl that /v used to rage over. Nicole, or something?
>>2354907Oh derp, that's her. >>2354897
>>2354896I've recently downloaded every episode of Cow & Chicken, and I'm sure there's more ass in that show than face.
>>2354905He's just trying to get into your head, man. Ignore him.
>>2354907Exactly.
>>2354896>he walks around on it>he throws himself onto his face and crawls up the stairs with his butt-cheeks>rolls end-over end up to the altar
>>2354905I liked Cadence.Not gonna put her on a pedestal or anything, but she was enjoyable when she sang.But Eurobeat makes a better prince Cadence.
>>2354890>She thinks Wheatley gives good advice
>>2354749>Celestia learned her lesson that night and ceded Ponyville to your stallion on the condition that he let her keep the Elements of Harmony>the ponies are happy with their new ruler and the changes he has brought>the town drinks and bathes in his perfect white jizz, and the most virile stallions have sounds of their own that let them add to the semen reservoirs>none of them can compare to you though, you have been blessed mightily by him>at night you will disconnect his sound from the hose and take his cock into your mouth to suck his ambrosia straight from the source>as you suck he uses his magic to milk your prostate let you fill containers like he used to>whenever the mood strikes him he will remove your sound and take you into his mouth instead>meanwhile, in Canterlot, Celestia grows heavy with the foal he left her
>>2354906Hahaha! I can totally imagine it. She starts the rhyme for Cadence, who ignores her. While she's got her ass in the air, dejected, Shining Armor bounces in and finishes it.>OH! I just LOOOVE that one! Remember CADENCE???
>>2354896Why is it that Adler always voices characters with some sort of obnoxious trait?
>>2354925>No massive mare teats.It's like you never even tried...
>>2354934She was a good singer, if nothing else.But Chrysalis with her voice was a better singer.
>>2354944It's what he's good at, and he makes it funny.
>>2354950dem dual octaves, man.
>>2354944Because he's a funny voice actor.
rip in peace mlpg general
>>2354972more like rip in pieces amirite
>>2354938>Quits for a week as soon as GLaDOS mentions her weight.
dead show
>>2354972Rest in Pieces in peace?
>>2354945
dead thread
>>2354975more like rip in the arms of your stallion
>>2354972Well, if MLPG dies, at least I can fade into obscurity and not let everyone around me down.
>>2354979>Double pieces.The pieciest of pieces.
>check ponibooru>someone has somehow uploaded images again>granted its only 2 shitty images but stillMAGICalso I get the feeling there'd be a more successfful upload rate if he simply removed the image uploader captcha
>>2354981GOSH RARITY YOU'VE GOT A LOVELY NIPPLE.I MEAN HAIRSTYLE.
>>2354981Those tiny teats...Every time...
>>2354981Man I want to tease those teats so hard in consent.
Why didn't you guys tell me about this soonerHoly shit I never knew flash animation could look so good
>>2354981>Sweetie Belle will never try to suckle off her sister.
>>2354900>you ride around town on his back with your arms wrapped around his neck and your semen blending into his perfect coat>whenever a couple has trouble conceiving a child they come to him for his help>all he has to do to ensure a successful mating is touch his horn to both of them>many mares and stallions court either you or your stallion, but they are all turned down>the two of you like to sit next to a fountain (that shoots his stored cum) and just hold each other
>>2354994How do you think Rarity would react if you accidentaly complimented her nipples?
>>2354977>>2354938>>2354890Did this Ijustine bitch or whoever really do this, or are you guys exaggerating?
>>2354977>Doesn't realize that Cave Johnson founded Aperture until a month after she's beaten the game
>>2354981Got any more images like this?It's sexy!
>>2355005wat
>>2355009>this but with SweetieBah gawd, HNNNNNGH
>>2355005We did.
>>2354074don't feel bad on that one, that was a legitimate misunderstanding of the goalnothing wrong with being a little needyand FWIW Aspirant, assuming you're still here, other people in general seem to like it. Don't get discouraged--if it was fun, do it again! Nobody pleases everybody, and certainly not on their first go
>>2355005>Cat swimming in cash.>Think of Katia.>Crippling depression.>Because of Washington, delicious alcohol costs 60 bucks.FUCK
>>2355005FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK THAT DUCK
>>2355005>Holy shit I never knew flash animation could look so good>He says in the MLPG
>>2355014http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZXQ3CnXBwk&feature=plcpShe's everything /v/ hates about the stereotype of "gurl gamurz". Oh, and that she's pants on head retarded seemingly in intellect and she's popular, so, most of /v/ is prone to hate her just on those grounds. But throw in shitty "gamer gurl" habits, and sucking horribly at games but calling herself a true gamer, and oh ho ho ho, what can you expect.
>>2355026Fucking Obama ruining the animation industry.
>>2355013>"Well... Thank you, dear, I... I don't suppose... You'd... That is I'd... Oh, come here!"
What's the cutest scene of the series?
>>2355033>implying FIM looks good compared to Wakfu
>>2355045Twilight farting in the spa.
>>2355011Damnit, I should not be having feels for a double-imaginary alicorn borne of smutty greentext.
>>2355045I'm not sure but I'm pretty sure it's either in GiyC or Hurricane Fluttershy.
>>2355013She'd probably blush and be secretly flattered, but pretend to be offended by such untoward behavior.
>>2355045While other ponies have a higher mean cuteness, I think Dash's peak cuteness is the highest
>>2355039Was she implying that she wants me to suckle her teats?Because if that's what she wants, I will comply...
>>2355045piggy song
>>2355047Pics or it didn't happen.
You have to admit, for a children's show for 10 years and younger, the production values are quite good. Especially the songs and writing.
>>2355026How much booze does that get you?Here the absolute cheapest you can get a 700mL bottle of something 40% is $30.
>>2355056unfhnggggg
>>2355045Pinkie nuzzling Twilight.
>>2355071What kind of reaction is that?
>>2355075It shows how much Pinkie really cares for her friends.
>>2355045maybe not the cutest but it made me feel
>>2355077
>>2355070There is a 25% state and a liter tax on top of it.A 40 dollar bottle will cost you over 60.
>>2355058>"Well, of course that's what I was 'implying'. Are you going to keep a lady waiting?"
>>2354919I really meant it. Seriously.
>>2355045I can't decide.
>>2355058You'd have to be a very special kind of faggot to refuse
>>2355045The scene where Rarity finds the picture that Sweetie Belle made of them together.
>>2355023Too late. Though I suspect my currently sour mood to be due to lack of sleep. Insomnia sucks and its 6:20am. I think I'll go to bed before I say anything I'll regret later.Thanks for your support though. It's much appreciated, even if I failed.Weird how many people saw it already though. I only linked it here once or twice. Perhaps it's because Metals favorited it and his crowd followed. Who knows. I digress, I shall talk to you later perhaps.
>>2355092SLUTOf course not, m'lady!Come here, let me tickle your tasty nipples with my tounge!
>6 am on a monday>People already talking about getting hammered
>>2355086I fucking loved that episode.It had so many great moments.
>>2355108Get out of here Ancient Apparition. You and your fucking global snowballs.
>>2355108After a thread like this?I could use a stiff drink.
>i want to go jack off to furry horseporn>put furaffinityy is down for maintenance
>>2355036>foreverpandering voices Shining ArmorThat... would have been really entertaining, actually.
>>2355108It's 3am, and for your information I am just getting done.
>>2355108Drink all day erry' day!
>>2355108What kind of a reaction is that
>>2355101Well, I noticed it because I follow you on Fimfiction and was alerted that you'd written something.
>>2355101You didn't fail, there was a slight hiccup but you still produced something people enjoy! Darf has very high standards, and that's something we all have to deal with--don't feel bad about it, just try again with a smile next time!Hopefully you'll feel better in the morning, though.
READY FLIN
>>2355131>hoovesno.
>>2355138Yep.
>>2355138>FlinYA BLEW IT!
>>2355140>wants furry horseporn>complains about hooves
>>2355138READY SUJAMMA!
>>2355131>sexyfur
>>2355138COME ON AND SLAM
>>2355103Nope, too dorky. You've lost her. Go play with Scootaloo's nipples, Rarity is above your "level".
>>2355048>he wakes you up one morning with a picnic basic in his mouth>he tells you that he has big plans for today then casts a cloudwalking spell on you>the sky is overcast, and scheduled to remain so all day, but when the two of you break through the sky is sunny and clear>you kiss his neck and tell him how beautiful it looks, recognizing the shiver that travels down his spine from many nights spent together>the knowledge that your words and touch are still enough to get him off brings to to orgasm, and the two of you lie on the clouds as cum spurts from your sounds>once you both recover he lays out a blanket and opens the basic>inside are two thermoses: one with your name and one with his>he give you a wink and you both down the thermoses full of cum at the same time>the rest of the day passes in a blur of lovemaking as the two of you roll across the clouds>the clouds soon become full and start to rain>down below the town of Ponyville erupts in an orgy
>>2355145>My Little Pony
>>2355132Well, ok. But that's all of <20 people. The damn thing has over 700 views last I looked. I seem to have vastly underestimated the size of fimfiction.>>2355133The shortcomings were of my own design. It will take time to swallow that bitter pill, but it'll happen. For now though, I must pass out.
>>2355147I save everything Tabasco because I print them out and use them as a blanket.A very small blanket.
>>2355152But I have this gilded milking machine and no one to use it one. Maybe Applejack would like it, but it would get covered in mud.
>>2355138Ready!
>>2355152What?But why?Where did I go wrong?
>>2355152>being called "my lady">too dorkyMotherfucker, you do not know Rarity, do you? She'd eat that up.
>>2355160Well, I had no followers, and my story got a little over a hundred views. And it wasn't about sex. So 700 sounds about right to me.Seriously, though, I want to see you write more. I know you can improve.
>>2355170>milking a lady with a machineNo wonder you don't deserve her. There's none of the subtlety in a machine. The cold metal claps sting against her flesh, and the suction sends uncomfortable pangs through her body. No machine could ever replicate the attentions of an adoring mouth, and if you won't even try then neither shall she.
>>2355183Do you even RarityQuest?
>>2355188Hey, don't look at me, that wasn't me.I would never use a fucking machine when I could touch those lovely teats with my own mouth.
>>2355190Oh fuck tomorrow night nigga.
>>2355182No use explaining, Scootaloo's waiting.
can we please stop talking about Rarity's teats
>>2355188But she's a sucker for fancy things and we all know she likes a bit of pain.
>>2355036>5 minutes into a game called "Portal 2">still doesn't know what a portal isI don't feel.
>>2355198But Scootaloo is shit
>>2355200No fuck you cunt faced ass juggling anal bandit.
>>2355196You better have them dice in a oven because we rollen them hot, motherfucker.
>>2355200Yeah, let's talk about Twilight's teats insteadOr Fluttershy'sOr Pinkie's
>>2355200I'd rather talk about Twilight's teats
>>2355200Okay, how about Dash's?Have at it, TAW.
>>2355200There can never be enough talk of Rarity's nipples
>>2355186fimfiction is pretty huge. Last I heard they were on 300k views a day total. Just the time on the front page alone can give a well-described story a lot of views.Of course, on the flipside, its popularity means its entire userbase is retarded and that quality has (literally) no effect on popularity there. It's kinda depressing at times.
>>2355200Alright. I prefer what's we've done with the well-stretched-urethra pony over teats anyways.
>>2355208My dice aren't in the oven, they are in the fucking foundry.Best get yoself ready for some blistering rolls, nigga.
E3 soon fellow ponyfags
>>2355215I would happily be the admin/founder of a website with 300k plus views a day regardless of the intellectual capacity of the viewers, simply because it probably brings in a tasty supplemental monetary income.
>>2355204And she's perfect for you. Chop chop, her teats aren't getting any warmer. She'll call you "Onee-Chan`" if you want.
>>2355200I don't understand, why would you want to do tha->>2355213oh man, she'd hate it if they were even the tiniest bit engorged. She'd want, nay need, to be sucked dry every single night lest flight become problematic. And much as she'd pretend it was just for the job, just something that had to be done no matter how uncomfortable it made her, she can make some *amazingly* cute noises.
>>2355230>implying we care
>>2355209Or we can talk about Rarities parents talking about baby Rarity in a sink bath with rubber nipples on her forehead.>"Oh look at her, she had three horns.">"We were kinda worried that her horn would stay that small."
>>2355120Be a real man.Jack off to real horseporn.
>>2355235The whole site cares
>>2355235But I do care, and so do other anons. Please stop hive-minding the general.
>>2355143What? Hooves are sexy!
>>2355238>Rarity tries to grab the photo album>her dad's too quick and holds it out of reach
>>2355246>Not jacking off to your reflection that is jacking off to you.
>>2355253I have an even better idea! How about NO.
>>2355233I don't want her to call me anything.I don't even want to look at her!
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>>2355222>tripsYes, you appear ready.But will it be enough to win the lady and uncover the mysteries surrounding wraps pony's wraps?Or will it lead to a road of heartbreak and bad ends?Tune in Tuesday in the thrilling continuation of Rarity "Quest!"
>>2355063
>>2355234> And much as she'd pretend it was just for the job, just something that had to be done no matter how uncomfortable it made her, she can make some *amazingly* cute noises.How do you do this to my heart
>>2355234She wouldn't take no for an answer either. If you tried to get out of it for whatever reason she'd knock you down and make you drink.
>>2355156Thank you.That's the perfect thing to fall asleep on.
>>2355217Anyone got any good female well-stretched-urethra stories/greentexts or pics?
>>2355238It makes me sad to think that we will never see her parents again except maybe briefly in a flashback/all-parent episode.
>>2355261...Crazy Dutch bastard...
>>2355262>"Come on, onee-chan~ Don'cha wanna rev up your Scootaloo? Vroom vroom!"
>>2355278>"Hey, wake up! You didn't get it all last night, and I'm in a hurry. So get over here and get drinking before you get a milk shower instead."
>>2355291>>2355233>Onee-chanThat means "big sister."
>>2355291"Hey Scootaloo, wanna play rape?">"No.""That's the spirit."
>>2355269What frivolity will we engage in to woo the icy white pony? What awkward situations will fate place us into? Will we be seduced by the temptations of the Wrap Pony? Will Sweetie Belle catch us doing something risque with her older sister? Will we meet Rarity's parents again? WILL WE GET TO FUCK RARITY?
>>2355291No.Go the fuck away, you piece of shit!I want Rarity!
>>2355299>implying scootanons know anything
>>2355270Isn't that just a bubble bath or something?If not, that's really hot...
>>2355301Why did I laugh?
>>2355299How about onii-chan?Isn't that what they say in my Japanese porn comics?
>>2355295>Yes I did, I drank until you were dry>"Well there's more now. Shut up and drink. Stupid biology.">"Ooo-oooh," she'd groan, her voice cracking midway through
>>2355299>>>/weeaboo/
>>2355310Does it look like a bubble bath to you?
>>2355316Well, you'd better ask Rainbow how the fuck she got pregnant as horses don't lactate until they are expecting.
>>2355316Stop it TAW, you're giving me feels!
>>2355315>calling your older brother "chan"
>>2355320Kind of.
>>2355317>implying knowing the meaning of a word in their rat-language makes you a weeaboo any more than liking takeaway makes you a wannabe-PakiPlease.
>>2355317Where do you think you are
>>2355324It's yours
>>2355308Well you can't have Rarity! If you REALLY can't stand Scootaloo, there's always Twist.But I would recommend Scootaloo.
>>2355279>as the sun sets the two of you calm down and grin sheepishly at each other as the sounds from the orgy below penetrate the clouds>he kisses you and tells you that he'll always be there for you, then wraps you in his wings and lies down>you drift off to sleep with his strong wings holding you against his soft body and his firm member pressing against your chest
>>2355324Remember that time you got blackout drunk with her? Of course you don't.
>>2355324You should've pulled out.
>>2355285>>2355259>you and Rarity will never sit in the guest room late at night and wonder whether it'd have been better to find a motel
>>2355315Nii-chan means older brother.
>>2355316>Her voice rises halfway through the moan, cracking at its apex, before descending into a sigh of relaxation when you empty her>"Much better. Knew there was a reason I kept you around," she'd say as she ruffled your hair with a hoof before giving you a peck on the cheek, rising into the air, and darting out the window
>>2355285Yeah...But hey, we can play a game of pretend with the simple greenfics.And I enjoy writing them, and helping write others.>You will never be caught in an open field.
>>2355353But that's the best part.
>>2355339WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME SUCH BAD OPTIONS?WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE SUCH BAD PONIES?
>>2355355Wouldn't onii-san be more appropriate for an older brother?
>>2355335>pakiBritfag please stay and continue being my Britfriend.
>>2355215TAW, we ERP with NMM today? Or tomorrow at the same time?
>>2355368I thought san was an honorific used by boys, chan was an honorific used by girls. it was a onee/nii part that signified gender.>discussing grorious nippon ranguage
>>2355364Okay okay okay...I'll be kind to you.Who is your second choice after Rarity?
>>2355353It wouldn't be yours. Humans and horses aren't genetically compatible.
>>2355368>>2355355>"nii" is the part that means "older brother.">"-san" and "-chan" are suffixes with varying levels of familiarity, -chan being closer and more informal.>"O-" is a prefix commonly put to words, meaning "big" or "great."Honesly, for weeaboos, you don't know a fucking thing about moonspeak.
>>2355386Ummm, I don't know, Pinkie or Twilight?
New horse where?
>>2355384Fuck, all I know is that little girls say "onii-chan" in my loli incest hentai.
>>2355324>>2355337>>2355350>>2355353In magical interspecies relationships what does the child become? one of the parents or a half-caste morph of the two
>>2355384san is honorific for either gender, kun is for boys, chan for girls.onii is older broonee is older sisThese are determined by the characters used in the kanji for them, iirc.
New horseI need images to convey my feelings
>>2355384I don't think its use has anything to do with the speaker. -chan is generally used when addressing young girls or small cute things.-san is used to refer to same-aged people or those older.
NEW HORES:>>2355406>>2355406>>2355406>>2355406>>2355406>>2355406>>2355406
>>235540325% chance of mostly human, 25% chance of mostly pony, 50% chance of centaur.
>>2355396Well, Pinkie's mine. You're not touching her.Twilight requires romancing. I'm giving you options for the here and now. You want nipples. They're giving up nipples.Twilight's an investment for later on.
>>2355388>The first 'angel' is born.
>>2355403An anthro pony.Like the ones furries fap to.With chest boobs and hands, but hooves on their legs. And muzzles.
>>2355359>most humans can't hunt in the dark, but this one can>it has bulky clothing, and large back on its back, and a metal scope over one of its eyes>why can't I shake it off my trail?
>>2355424I can into romance and investments!
>>2355431Your naivety on describing such images is rather amusing
