We bat now.
No, we sheep now
>Implying you wouldn't
>eating a giraffe ass
>rape
nope
>sluttiest sanic character>sluttiest pony
>>2344803Bat you say?
>tfw narrow urethra
>>2344832>implyingShitty animu.
>>2344833>a giraffe eating your ass
TIME FOR OTHER ANIMALS
>>2344828this reminds me...I never see sheep/rams done. why is this.
>>2344792She drew that ages ago.Mine also isn't a FiM-style giraffe. It's just mindless doodling.
>>2344845
>>2344846>tfw spacious urethra, but narrow opening
>>2344855Can't see their curvy body and ass as good
>>2344828Sheep thread?
>>2344832I'm not a fan of generic anime Pinkie.But of course I would, it's Pinkie.
>>2344832>implying Panka is best human
>>2344871raking sand like never before
>you will never be spitroasted lovingly by your husbandu and his best friend
I need that I'm so mad I'm going to have sex with my girlfriend, sonic image. I know one of you has it.
DORKS
I had no idea gay and lesbian films are so goddamn good. I've just finished watching C.R.A.Z.Y. and The Curiosity of Chance, and both were favorite movie worthy.I bawled my eyes out at the ending of C.R.A.Z.Y., and I got up and cheered like a girl at the ending of The Curiosity of Chance. I'd recommend both to anybody.Seriously, check them out.
>>2344778>be Big Mac's bitch, AJ caressing my forehead my fetish is a girl sitting beside with an arrogant, condescending smile, mocking me as I get fucked hard, cooing things like "so, I see you like that dick in your ass"
>>2344855They're just too adorable. See >>2344867
>>2344895
>bat porn of my favorite horse waifuNO, STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY. you are bringing up horrible memories of when i used to fap to furry bat porn of that sonic character.
>>2344904Superior
>>2344833>>2344848I have a weakness for pony-like nonpones.For instance, Rarity the Mule is very cute, and I would reassure her as such.
>>2344899yeah, I know, right?http://www.fimfiction.net/story/18634/Wonderbolt-Training
>>2344865y-yeah, but think of it...>Spend most of the year with fluffy coats (no, shut up. Not THAT kind of fluffy)>it gets to summer>Starts getting hot>they shave off thick coats>sudden revealed curvy bodies>more able to appreciate it because of how it's normally hidden.It'd be like seeing that girl who always wears hoodies and baggy jeans in a swimsuit for the first time and finding she's farly well put together.plus having your favorite pony-turned-sheep make you something from their wool would be neat
>>2344910That sonic bitch is really hot.
>>2344904Thank you, you are forever my nigga.
>>2344915
>>2344855because they're too hardcore for us to handle
>>2344915forgot the best one
>>2344910>bat pornThat hasn't happened yet, what are you talking about?
>>2344928Not to mention furry art of sheep and goat fembois is really hot. No homo.
>>2344904>watermarkalways gets me
>>2344825>>2344863>>2344920dohoho
>>2344916Mules must grow up in weird house holds, with a donkey and a horse for parents
time for fwuffy?
>>2344803omg my fursona is a bat
>>2344946...huh...hadn't thought of that.
>>2344964I still can't decide if I should be okay with fluffy ponies or if I should hate them.
>>2344964Maybe for old time's sake
>>2344867>tfw I called attention to my own quads and it worked
>>2344964No. Especially not when they talk like that.
>>2344928I like that.Warm and cuddly and fuzzy in the winter, pink and bald and stubbly and naked in the summer.And I can wear something made from mai waifu.I can definitely see the appeal.
>>2344857sorry sb, that was just some miminal trolling. i will say your new sketching style looks a lot better now.
>>2344971Not with that stupid fucking haircut I wouldn't.
>>2344971God yes, so hard
>>2344971>flash of her shaking assI would, but I don't yet understand why...
>>2344983>>2344981>>2344964I hope you all die.
>>2344981>>2344983Let's try to remember the fluffy ponies for their cute past, not their horrible present and future.
>>2344982>tfw we started that thread because some horsefucker posted his guide to bestiality in the threadI love you guys, btw.
>>2344928>you will never have an article of clothing made from your waifu's wool
>>2344971>pony based on a personI'm not sure I could. What would sibsy think?
>>2344958Who knows? My kids will have a pone mom and a human dad. That will sure be weird.
>>2345006>Him
mouseseses
>>2345006>him
>>2344958Hey! What happened with your quest last night when the server fucked itself?
>>2345003Oh, c'mon, you liked them once.
>>2345001>>2345006>furryPls go.
>>2345025IT'S MICEYA BLEW IT
>>2344935
>>2345006
>>2345005amen>yfw fluffies had a home in /co/
>>2345038No, seriously, they were stupid since the beginning
>>2345001
>>2344971It actually feels wrong. That's a person's self-insert OC, a real live person. A human person. That's basically like lusting after a human. That's fucking disgusting.
>>2344971i remember when i used to visiting porn streams and sibsy was in there discussing futa. that is extremely hot to me.
>>2345034I went to bed cause they didnt unfuck until 2
>>2345038We have to let it go Anon. Anything we write is just going to be stolen, have a bunch of W's added to it, and sacrificed.
>>2344988>Not with that stupid fucking haircut I wouldn't.>hair cut>looks nothing like a maneI think you just hit the nail on the head as far as what it is about that OC I dislike so much
>>2345063What if someone lusted after Blowsy?
>>2345048I really need to go through that again, it's fucking gold for reaction images.
>>2345010a-aw....
>>2345005The past is ded.
>>2345063>That's basically like lusting after a human>That's fucking disgusting.Oh u.
>>2345021You adopted goats? Interesting choice.
>>2345068Tell that story to the tabloids, they'll love it.
>>2345068Hehehe...what
>>2345063I agree.
>janitor deleting fluffy pone imagesokI fucking hate fluffy ponybut seriouslydelete stuff that violates the rulesdon't try to be a fucking content moderator
>>2345063So you're telling me you wouldn't Lauren Faust Alicorn?
>>2345055Yeah, but that doesn't mean it wasn't a little fun.
>>2345056I actually masturbated to that story. I think it was Twilight's loss of control that did it for me.
>>2345082Her mane is stupid.
>>2345100This is now my favorite Janitor.Hey Janey, I love you man.
>>2345084She's not a self-insert, she even has a different waifu to me
>>2345100>fluffy pony gore>not a rule violation
>>2345055i liked the cute stuff
>>2345100Dark Janitor is janitor mlp deservesdelete the fluffy pony thread whiel your here dark janitor
>>2345053It was a better time, it was a simpler time.
I would rape a donkey consensually and non-sexually
>>2345129And where exactly did you see gore?It was just regular cute fluffy ponies.
>>2345104does anyone have a version where tobasco pone is still with us?
>>2345096sibsy is pretty deep in the fandom. she was even in 0r0 streams. she was always a cool person though, not like the usual bronyfurrys.
PREQUEL UPDATED!
>>2345129this is most certainly not a rule violation
Dear bugsanon
>>2345151Days ago.
>>2345100It's a rule violation, this is a worksafe board. And I don't care if the rules are applied inconsistently.
>>2345138>Fluffy poneYeah, RIP.
>>2345071That just means we'll have to come up with NEW stuffSo like, what if there was like, this pony, but its not like a normal show pony. It would be like, uhhh, all gravely and rocky, or something
>>2345145Whoa whoa, please tell me the next time you saw her in a stream.
>>2345158>June thirdGet out of here time traveler
How does this make you feel MLPG?
>>2345154bob ross is a ross i can approve of
>>2345175I feel so Yotsuba right now
so taw had written that jr camp pic for the friendoff eh? real nice
>>2345175lackign
>>2345095>White lettering on that yellow background
>>2345154
>>2345175Indifferent
>>2345154Bob Ross is Good Ross.
>>2345173>june 3rd was 8 months ago
>>2345175fuck, image fell off
>>2345114>Implying.Twilight is a nice pony, but you don't have to delude yourself.
>>2345169i hear she often joins the EQD chat, i dont even know what that is though
>>23451753deep5me
>>2345184>not feeling tomorrowFagit
>>2345152its back!
>>2345203...still indifferent
>>2345203so long as a good amount of that is Twilight, Chrysalis and/or Nightmare moon, I'm good.
>>2345114who is your pony's waifu?
>>2345167We already had rectangle poneHow about weeaboo pone?
>>2345203We've still got a ways to go before we can win the title of "Worst Fandom in History"
>>2345203Feels superior man. Mostly indifferent.
>>2345175indifferent>>2345203equally as indifferent
Oh god... these feels.Can we take a short break from ponying to discuss how we'd cheer up Katia and have fun with her non-sexually?
>>2345205I think it's an IRC channel, don't wanna check that out though, I'd rather find her in a stream
>>2345203>not number 1What the hell guys! we can do better
>>2345204they're both very nice poniesI wouldn't want to come between themit's getting harder to keep Dash in second place every day--can I have two in first?
Is that Bob Sagan or Carl Ross?
>>2345042
>>2345143Pizza pony is shit, tabasco is shit, all the food ponies were shit.Marker pony is shit too. Its all shit. Just pull the plug already ;_;
>>2345246Please die.
>>2345154which is why I posted this>>2344540I want to know if there's something I'm missing, some secret. Because despite how much I want to write, despite how my stuff is almost always well received, I can't bring myself to write more than one fic like every other month. How do I motivate myself?
>>2345203>tracking numbers on a porn site
>>2345251You can keep Dash, Twilight is mine!
>>2345246No, get the fuck out.
What the shit?
>>2345228Dash, of courseshe appreciates the pretty wings>>2345269fuck you I want them both
>>2345252You tell me.
>>2345265I'm not a writer, but the best advice I can give you is to have fun with practice. When you have fun you'll keep doing it and the more you do it the better you'll get.
>>234527410/10
>>2345246>every time i see that cat
>>2345143Wait, what happened to Coke pony?Awesome pony
>>2345232ok okWhat if there was a ponyAnd it was really good at cuddling things
>>2345280Not after all these Twiligh feels you gave me!
>>2345255It's okay, Mr Sherman. We all know it stinks.
>>2345274What's wrong? Don't you like it?
>>2345232
>>2345251Yes.
>>2345251I knew it from the start.It's okay, Twilight has plenty of worthy husbandos. Dash needs you, though.
>>2345298I would cuddle the fuck out of that pone.
>>2345228Nightmare Moon, but don't tell anyone
>>2345261>>2345273>oh look something bad happened to her you should feel bad about itIt's like A Song of Ice and Fire only shit.
>>2345295Cola pony happened.
>>2345246Where can I find that comic again?
>>2345265I write as a hobby, nothing serious. I usually feel the urge to write after talking to people, reading other books or philosophizing over stuff while lying down or talking a walk.Yes, I'm a faggot.
>>2345326>It's like A Song of Ice and Fire (in other words: it's shit)FTFY, anon
>>2345299but she makes my heart flutter soDash mostly just gets my heart racing>>2345315there are many dashfags too, though! I cannot swear allegiance to just one camp!
>>2345307I fucking love this picture.
>>2345327Wheel of Morality, turn turn turn!Tell us the lesson that we should learn.
>>2345338>no wings
>>2345341>>>/vg/
>>2345351Youre a slut.
Hey kid, want to /ss/?
>>2345351Yes, but Dash has wings!You can play with her wings and massage them maybe...Twilight is mine!
>>2345308This dude knows what's good
Where are all the drawfags and writefags? I have the idea list right before me.
;-;
>>2345338>cloudkicker without wingsI know it was like this in the show when they showed that picture, but still
>>2345367gosh, anon, you'll get me all flustered~>>2345377but Twilight has a horn, and the only thing sharper than her horn is her mind!
>>2345370...Yes, but will this be on the test?
>>2345346That's what I was before, basically, but now I'm interested in becoming a regular contributor. I'd like to write to provide something and make other people happy rather than just for my own interests and yes the attention would be nice too
>>2345370
>>2345317>cuddle>no pre-cuddleyou monster
>>2345387
>>2345351I'm talking about MLPG waifufags: a small group within a small group.Twilight's already got the most dedicated fags. Dashfags tend to be flighty. I still think you deserve her the most, and now I'm glad that you're beginning to accept that you like her on a higher level.
>>2345370Only if that drunk slut sister of yours joins us.
>draw a bath for Rarity>the water's a little too hot>as she slowly slips into the tub she makes the silliest noises
>>2345415What the fuck are you talking about.
Rarity incominghttp://mylittledungeon.tumblr.com/
>>2345427>mfw I read this
>>2345388>the idea listas in the google doc requests list or an idea list of things you've thought up
Guys, is it bad to have a favorite pony?
>>2345425berry punch is apparently cheerilee's daughter in !fanon
>>2345364it's a game?
>>2345413I can switch! At least they aren't real so I'll never actually have to choose between them
>>2345413>tfw you were one of the few people to stick with your waifu throughout the rise of the Bugfags>tfw AJfag
>>2345445Only if it's fluttershy. Or the blue one.
>>2345364>that feel when going through /vg/>looking at all the generals>suddenly realize certain kinds of generals are all the same>Mass Effect, Katawa Shoujo, etc, they're all like us>legions of faggots fighting over the waifu they've dedicated to themselves>have their own tripfags and inside jokes they've developed, their own culture>rarely if ever do they talk about the gamesWe're not so different at all
>>2345445yes, you should feel ashamed
>>2345445i dont know. is tracey your favorite pone?
>>2345444A list I've thought up.
>>2345421>the silliest noiseThe classic cartoony AHOOGA horn?
Did you drink your 8 ounces of milk today, MLPG?How will you grow up big and strong like Miami Dolphins running back Reggie Bush(shown here playing for New Orleans) if you don't drink your milk?
>>2345396Yes, and that's why I love her so much...But hey, if you could be happy with Dash, why can't you let me be happy with Twilight?
>>2345445Not at all anon. Which is it?
>>2345421>Rarity's little noises
>>2345421>it actually is too hot>the noise she makes is herself becoming incapacitated>by the time you realize she isn't responding she was third degree burns on 80% of her body
>>2345440Only good OC
>>2345478Lactase retaining mutants, please go
Did you guys know that there is a Jelly general on /co/ now? Am I slowpoke?
>>2345465Yes, it's almost like the generals are some sort of sub-community on 4chan or something.
>>2345370What the fuck is /ss/
>>2345472It's orange pony
>>2345470>best pony>sweetie belleare you me?
>>2345399When I have to write something, I just force words down on the paper. If you absolutely can't write, just write down sentences of silly thoughts. Tangentially related to the subject of what you're writing.
>>2345465why is that comic associated with it though?
>>2345478I sure did, anon
>>2345499Pedosex.
>>2345478>Reggie BushThey haven't kicked him out of the NFL yet?Jesus fuck.
>>2345496Yes, you are a slowpoke
>>2345479because I'm a greedy fucker who wants to wake up with a pone in each arm
>>2345496We have that thing already for some month if my sense of time isn't betraying me again.
>>2345524Have Dash and Flitter?
>>2345505Its not /vg/, it takes place in the elder scrolls universe so its video game related but it is a comic.Just look up Prequel comic
>>2345459>Implying>>2345460Fucking a, man, I'm a Pinkiefag. It seems like our numbers were hit the hardest. I don't know what it is. I myself was tempted, but she's evil and Pinkie's perfect. She's cool looking, but she's no Pinkie.
>>2345524>go to bed>forget to turn off swag>wake up covered in pones
>>2345524He who chases two hares catches neither.
>>2345499woman and little boy
>>2345486/b/ plz go
What's good MLPG?
>>2345534A rare picture where Trixie doesn't look like an unbearable bithc.
>>2345502best pony is best
>>2345556We've already addressed this: Squigglekicker.
Why pony is cat?
>>2345540it is a prequel to elder scrolls? why did people keep saying it was homestuck?
>>2345537That's not the same!>>2345549I can chase one first, then another later! Then I'm just a dog with two bones
>>2345556Nothing
>>2345556That feeling you get when a pony snuggles in your arms, her velvet nose nestled softly against your neck.
>>2345578Why not?You would have TWICE the wings to massage!
>>2345568>squigglekicker
>>2345582yeah, that's pretty cute. But it's not real!
>>2345578Yes, but if one finds out about the other, you're going to have nowhere to stick them.
>>2345556PONIEPONAEPONEPONIPONYPONEYPOHNEE
>>2345523>>2345535 Is it good?
>>2345486>AT FIRST YOU THINK EVERYTHING IS FINE>BUT OH NO EVERYTHING IS ACTUALLY HORRIBLE>NOW YOU ARE SAD
>>2345556Horse vaginas
Hey guys, lets pretend like its the middle of season 1 again!
I like ApplePie
>>2345567true fact
>>2345524how would you feel if you woke up with the twins
>>2345586but Dashie's wings are enough for me! I'm only one person, I can't massage them all!>>2345594Who said anything about hiding it? I want us living together, eventually
>>2345473well i'm too tired to draw anything tonight, but if you have any ideas that you can wait for and don't mind being done by a mediocre drawfag then shoot
>>2345578>I thought a guy with two wives would be in heaven!>Nah, you're thinkin' of a guy with two KNIVES.>I gotta tell you guys... Dis is pretty terrific...
>>2345556A big fat stallion's daughter who sneaks around with you and wants to be your filthy slut.
>>2345556Having a swimming pool. Pone should swim more
>>2345611(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
I set my sailFly, the wind it will take meBack to my pone, sweet pone
>>2345556Best pony is goodAnd all ponies are good, so all ponies are bestEverything is good
>>2345599it's chill. But it takes several days too finish so there isn't much active discussion and mostly posting of screenshots and drawfags taking requests.
>>2345616like a rock star, most likely. Those girls are hot. Personality-wise they're so-so, but those bodies? Damn.
>>2345635b-but i want to be the stallions slut
>>2345635who's daughter?
>>2345611when the fuck is our Spike episode??waitWAITSPIKE EPISODE! VISITOR?? THIS IS GOIN TO BE SO AWESOME
>>2345620What if they would caress you?You would only need to lie down, and let them caress your body with their wings...
>>2345661Yours
>>2345620Have you considered the possibility that either of them might want you all to themselves? What if they don't want to share? What if they start getting insecure, fearing that they alone weren't "enough" for you? What if that drives one of them to vanish, and shattering their friendship in the process?
>>2345611Check out my OC, Sunny Side!He owns a breakfast and lunch diner next to the Sugarcube Corner.
>>2345620But....What about BDN?
>>2345677That's not how the middle of S1 was, get out
>>2345647this is logic i can stand behind! can i like the blue one most though?
>>2345677>that cutie mark10/10 would hug
>>2345656>you will never stand in the center of town, your haunches raised and your belly swollen with the cum of countless stallions>you will never service a seemingly neverending line of them, each one pounding your marehood until they flare and unload into you, adding to the viscous soup already bloating your heavy gut
sure is slow in here...did MLPG go outside today or is everyone just trying to chase down the lyra fleshlight holder?
>>2345644Lie on my backClouds are makin' way for me.I'm comin', pone, sweet pone.
>>2345671I'd be very sad, but I'd hope we could talk about it before any of that happened. If, in the worst case, it wasn't working out, we'd have to deal with that.>>2345683I'm so sorry
I can't beat this fucking dragon guy that busts through the door, what do I do?
>>2345677>mfw
>>2345669Well then may as well go balls-deep
There once was a pone from NagtucketWho kept her apples in a bucketTill a stallion one dayCame to take it awayUnless she agreed to just suck itthe apple that is
>>2345711i was playing shazbot with LK
>>2345695Fuck you nigger whatchu know about a tough life?Straight outta compton.
>>2345701You have to do it. You wouldnt want them to go and kick your baby to death, would you?
>>2345711It's in the middle of the night dude
>>2345649 And the show?
>>2345611We'd all be pretty adamant about keeping ponyfuckers out of the general and posting porn. It was a slow descent to get where it is today.
>>2345647your logic kind of falls apart at the conclusionbest pony is good and all ponies are good only means that sweetie is best pony
>>2345734>middle of the nightits 5:40 pm here
>>2345715So long as you're willing to deal with the consequences.Now don't fuck it up.
>>2345750>timezones>miracles
>>2345738Man, that sucks.
>>2345750stop living on the wrong side of the world
>>2345696>>2345747Its nor wrong to like one pony over another. But all of the ponies have their charm and are good
>you will never cuddle with your pone husbando
>>2345731On the server?
>>2345715You know how Dash is.Always competetive.She wouldn't stand for not being your one and only.
>>2345760all i was doing was pointing out its not the middle of the night everywhere
http://trackswap.com/We are fapping around with like... three people. Come on and join in!
>>2345769>it'll always be 12 days since the season ended
>>2345769Bill Murray pls go
>>2345775no
>>2345715Okay, but when I send six lucky ponyfags to Equestria to romance their waifus, I'll remember that you plan to hog TWO of them.
>>2345772>pony husbando>not having a human husbando
>>2345769>it's been 12 days since Ponibooru worked
>>2345780I'm sure we could convince her that having two people madly in love with her was better than one. More admiration that way. And more than that in bed
>>2345769>IT'S_COMING.pngThat name, it's new. What's going on here?
>>2345793...dibs on the Applejack spot.
>>2345797>human husbando>doesn't have cute pony nose>doesn't have brushable mane>doesn't have musky ponynuts to fondle>doesn't have fat horsecock>doesn't cum gallonsI don't even
>>2345772I do wish there were more art of stallions since I'm bi for ponies.
i would cuddle with these ponesbonbon would hate me, but at least lyra would be happy
>>2345830have fun with your made up sexuality
>>2345813Dash only loves you, and you only.She is a good friend with Twilight, but sharing is not her thing.Face it, it's impossible.
>>2345826Deal with it.How does it feel knowing that my Jakie is superior to any male pony you will ever meet?
>>2345825Applejack goes to that anon who doesn't believe he deserves her.
>>2345792Okay, good.I thought I missed Go Fast with MLPG again.
>>2345833That pic reminds me of all the awkward times I would share a bed with a friend and we would wake up spooning with someones hand in the others waist line.
>>2345863Dude, that's like stalking
>>2345863/tv/ plz go
>>2345879>you will never wake up spooning a pone, your hand gently cupping her teats
>>2345858But she's gotta understand, it's an impossible position. Somebody's heart is going to be broken otherwise--won't she at least try? Who knows, she may even come to like it
ok MLPGWould you agree to go to equestria and hang out with all your favorite poinies and have fun times forever.ButAll the ponies are humanized and you are a magical talking pony. Everything else is the same
>>2345844What are you implying. I can fap to either male or female, what would you call that?
>>2345887Doesn't look like a little boy to me
>>2345879how did you guys react the first time?
IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I WAS SLEEPING SITTING UPWHEN THE DOCTOR CAME TO TELL ME ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
>>2345899no standards
>>2345894She's second only in stubbornes to AJ.She won't just come around it because of some honeyed words.You either choose her, or she's bailin.
What could cause a 10 second long surge in your connection speed?Because mine just jumped up to ten times faster than I've EVER seen on this connection and slowed back down to normal just as quickly.
>>2345898Sure. Am I big enough to ride? If I were a unicorn, can I choose my talent?
>>2345898I'd make a cute little mare, so yes, absolutely.
>>2345907Vicious sexMy friend pushed me off the bed and then we went back to sleep
>>2345917Standards of what?
>You'll never live through a movie/book/album-worthy series of events
>>2345938In General
>>2345898yes
>>2345894That sounds kind of sleazy.
>>2345924No you are a pony. Only someone small like a child can ride a pony
>>2345898I'd miss my hands, but sure.Unless I was somehow a Unicorn, and then I'd miss nothing.
>>2345942Cool
>>2345908DADDY WAS AN ASSHOLE HE FUCKED YOU UPHE BUILT THE GEARS IN YOUR HEAD NOW HE GREASES THEM UP
Stop sending shitty songs, guys
>>2345958SEPTIC FACIAL 2HARDCORE 4 U
>>2345922but- well, damnit, it's an impossible decision. Either way their friendship is probably toast. I never meant for any of that!
>>2345923That's the NSA wiretap starting up.
>>2345966No, stop sending Passenger of Shit
>>2345966>That video where the guy plays around in the septic tank
>>2345356>>2345356>>2345356People who live in glass houses shouldn't change with the lights on.
>>2345917
STOP FUCKING SENDING THE LAST MANI KEEP RECEIVING IT. FUCK YOU.
These scans were for how to write better essays and papers, but I figured they could help someone with writing in general.
>>2345968You can still fix it.Stick with Dash, tell Twilight that you are sorry.And I'll comfort her...
>>2345975eat shit
>>2345949A shame. Still I'd enjoy it. I'd still be a unicorn.
>>2345949>tfw the CMC will straddle you and laugh as you trot around townsign me up
>>2345985So profound.Why do I not have any Animaniacs reaction images? Especially for times like these? Such a shame.
>>2345991That's not fixing it! That's losing her forever! I- I just wanted threeway cuddlesis that so much to askreally
>>2345988I only sent that once! Enjoy some Clint Mansell
>>2345898>find human Lyra>threadcap.png
>>2345993Atleast send Staple Tapeworms on My Penis, edgy teenagers #465
>>2345993>jappleack
>>2345972Thanks for the heads-up.
>>2346023You're a cool nig.
>>2346009>tfw you're gelded after getting a little raunchy at a party
>>2346028shit eat
>Sending Gay BarJokes on you buddy, I love electric six
>>2346021No, I would tell her to forgive you!You could still be friends, but friends only.She already found someone else...Me
>>2346045>this is one of my many fetishes
>>2346050well, fuckI guess there are worse outcomesdouble-date?
>>2346009yes but they're rough with you and keep sticking carrots and stuff in your nose to make you snort
>>2346021Nonsexual cuddles are okay.Heck, I'll join in as well with mai waifu.But you can only have a real relationship with one of them.
>>2345981why do i love that video so much
>>2346045>magic talking pony>not being in complete control of himselfCome on now, we're fucking magical. And besides, who'd geld a magic talking pony before seeing if we can reproduce with non-magical talking ponies? It might be interesting to see if we'd spawn any magical talking fillies or colts.
>>2346062Getting your nuts cut off after you try to stick it in a little girl's pooper?
>>2346068Count me in!Where shall we take them?Somewhere that they will both like..
>>2346077you have an extreme scat fetish
>>2346077faceless pls go
>>2346085Just the first part, really
>>2345935If it was friend female, how it didn't end up in sex?
>>2346083>Implying the CDC wouldnt come in and whisk you away to a magical land of quarantine.
>>2345294How much cry is there when a boy is taken to the doctor for a shot?
>>2346116Some
>>2346087We should take them to bed. Failing that, I should go there myself now
>>2346103Cucumbers, finger nail clippers and moist towelettes Why don't you read spoilers, guy?
>>2346125We were talking about a double-date, not a foursome!Shame on you!
So... yeah.
>>2346112And now we're back to my fantasy of hiding my incredibly powerful waifu from evil government men.
>>2346112>implying we would be stupid enough to reveal ourselves to the CDC or any government agency.We'd have to swear whomever houses us to complete silence, though.Then again, who'd believe someone who says their pet pony is talking to them?
>>2346126I thought it was sarcasm, it's not easy to catch your sense of humor Jr.
>>2346135how about yesterdays episode Of Korra
You are allowed to replace the characters of a movie with ponies.What movie, and who do you replace? You have to replace every main character with a pony, so be aware. Also they will have to go through what the characters go through.
>>2346083>after some time, you talk your human wife into giving birth traditionally>give her moral and physical support at the hospital while she tries to give birth while standing up>baby is born and hits the ground with a splat>stops moving>tfw you're gelded afterwards
>>2346093>>2346094i just thought it was funny but okaysex
>>2346116>crying when you get a shot>not toughing it out like a little man and getting a lollipop and a Snoopy Band-AidGet on my level, busta'.
>>2346146Thats okay.I have a shitty sense of humor anyway.
>you will never feel the warmth of pone against your body as you fall asleep
>>2346155You're the only one here that wants your junk mangled, man.
>>2346155>hits the ground with a splatWhat kind of hack doctors are you going to that doesnt catch the baby?
How stupid do you have to be to still find puddi funny?
>>2346160I agree.Shit is hilarious.
>>2346172Do you even horse birth?
>>2346176Yeah, those faggots never had good taste.
>>2346145>CDC Agent: "Did that pony just talk?">Human Twilight: "Uhh, no.">CDC Agent: "....ok then. You have a nice day.">Pony" "Y-you too."
>>2346174Pretty dum/b/, I imagine.
>>2346171I don't, just thought it would be funny to include.
>>2346171Nope, there's at least two of us, then.And, to be more specific, having _my_ junk mangled isn't the fetish. Other people's, though...Weird feelings..
>>2346181Your sense of humor is crap.And yet everyone laughs at fart jokes.
>>2346184read it again. Its your human wife
>>2346189>Pretty dum/b/, I imagine.HEUHEUEHUHEUH
I kinda want to watch pone today, should I set up a Synchtube?
>>2346217YES PLEASE YES!!!
>>2346217id watch pone with you
>>2346204But the joke is that you're...forget it, anon. Just forget it.
>>2346217Who the fuck watchs pone?
>>2346217hurry i have to do shit in a half hour
>Get some whack ass prophecy >Ditch town>Some punk bitch on the road tries to fuck with me>I kill his ass>Later on I marry this fine ass bitch and become king>Fuck her every night. Alpha as fuck.>Trip bitch turns out to be my mom>I accidentally my dad too>Time to poke my eyes out and an hero
>>2346220>>2346225>>2346228Okey dokey, let me get it started, since I've never used this thingie.
>>2346228THERES A SHOW?
>>2346237How can you even still write Oedipus?
>>2346237>An hero, not just become an exiledo you even watch the show?
Yo I'm not gay or anything, but What a Catch, Donnie is my favorite song.>That feel when Elvis Costello, Gabe Saporta, Travis McCoy, Brendon Urie, Doug Does, Alex DeLeon, and William Beckett all join in for the final chorusno homo, fo reals
>>2346237Oedipus pls go.
>>2346228watch? what do you mean watch?
>>2346237Oedepus plz go
>>2346239In the meantime, give episodes/videos suggestions!I only had planned the Cranky Doodle and Baby Cakes one.
>>2346148Shit was nuts yo.Actual spoilersTarrlok being a blood bender and doing it even without the full moon was crazy. I was like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>2346252>Yo I'm not gay or anythingYou know starting a post like that changes everything you wanted to say, right?
>>2346264But those are terrible! They have Pinkie in them!
>>2346237>completely leaves out the Sphinx Do you even myth?
>>2346264>baby cakesi dont think i want to watch with you anymore
>>2344803>>2344845>>2344859>>2344944>>2344964>>2345038
look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't
>>2346292Shit's awful yo
>>2346269I haven't watched Korra yet but that sounds like bullshit to me. The whole fullmoon thing was a good restriction to a base breaker power. How are they gonna fix that?
>>2346286Baby Cakes is good episodeBaby Cakes has piggy song
>>2346292kill it? of course i would, its an abomination.
>>2346292I would shoot it to death.
>>2346292I WOULDN'T
>>2346292Now why the fuck would I do that.Of course I would.I would all over her.
>>2346284That bitch was completely unimportant anyway. hurr durr The Man durr
>>2346292>renamon ponyHoly shit, I thought furfags were supposed to hate fim?Am I the only one who has no problem with anthro stuff, but thinks renamon is just weird?
>>2346304DO EET
>>2346292Renamon does not a pony make.
>you will never take secret pride in how hard you make your pone cum>you will never try your best every time to make him spurt even more than before>you will never know every one of his sensitive spots by heart and the exact ways to tease him in order to get the most out of him
>>2346292...its the eyes. Always the eyes.
>>2346301Man just watch it, it's pretty good
>>2346292I would.I'm not gay though
>>2346316Renamons is all right and anthro pone is all right but both together? Not so much
>>2346197I don't want OTHER people's junk mangled either. That's just uncouth.
>you will never provide pone waifu support and love as she struggles to give birth to your beautiful foal
>>2346292I can't go back there again, the earth is salted and charred.
>>2346292Fuck no.I'd do Renamon in a heartbeat, however.
>>2346304That song uses the word rump entirely too many times.
>so much "I'm not gay or nuthin', bro..."Are we getting raided or something?
>>2346301I don't even know man. Stuff was actually out of control. The show's awesome by the way, you should watch it.
>>2346349Your mind is too perverted.
>>2346345you know you want to write Ruki and Renamon!
>>2346349ur so pervert jr.
>>2346045have there been any decent gelding fics recently?
>>2346349Yea, they didn't say butts even once
>>2346349A Hop, Skip and a Jump does so too
>>2346349So did hop skip and a jump.And it was talking about fluttershy's
>>2346359Fun fact:In other countries, Renamon was usually played as a male.
>>2346349>Pinkie will never tell you to wiggle your rump
>>2346363The only one I know of was that competition one written back in March, and I lost the link to it a while back.
>>2346378Why would I want that? I'd rather tell her to move her rump in front of me the whole day
>>2346349"Oink" does it for me for some reason>plowing Pinkie while she tells you to call her your piggyokay yeah
Ok, let's see if this works.synchtube.com/r/QmhHPlaying now, A Friend In Deed, next, you decide!
>>2346346http://g.e-hentai.org/g/349291/b124aef574/
>>2346377and yet it was said in one episode " You appear to be female"
>>2346393unf
>>2346377So?
>>2346365They should totally teach kids synonyms, Rump, ass, butt, can, shit pad, posterior, behind, bottom. Kids need to learn.
you get to crate one villain.what is it and what villainous things does it do?it's a Bakuit's stealing everyone's dreams and nightmares, leaving them unmotivated
Which pony has the fartiest butt?
>>2346393>tfw she devolves into shouting nothing more than oinks as you thrust and smack her rump
>>2346423I would stick Voldemort into a crate.
>>2346424LEAVE
>tfw no ponibooru
>>2346423look here>>2346284They mane six have to reach a specific place and have to solve the riddles of a Sphinx or else they get... put in cages?
>>2346423We crate a villain? So we're all boxers now?
>>2346424Fluttershy, all the air in her colon is what makes her so light.I'd rub her belly clockwise to ease it out, or be like James Joyce and fuck the farts right out of her."There was a roomful of farts in you that night my dear, and I fucked them out of you.
>>2346424The Wonderbolts!
>>2346436How hard is it to setup a site like that?I will get all the bronybux from advertising dragon dildos
HOLDIN YOOOUCOULDNT BE ALOOOOOONECOULDNT BE ALOOOOOONECOULDNT BE ALOOOOOONE
>>2346428>gigglesnorting too
>>2346450
>>2346450HAHHAAHA GODDOMMOT ONON!
>>2346428>>2346393o-oink!
>>2346398>Implying I didn't already have the whole translated comic saved in my spank bankThanks anyway, anon. I really appreciate the gesture.But nobody here is going to out-renamonfag me.
>>2346469who the heck are you looking at?
>>2346497Baby dash has such messy hair.
>>2346388thats the last one i fapped to. i was hoping there was something new.
You are allowed to request one sexual act animated out by the actual studio just for you. It is impossible to upload in any form and attempting to do so would destroy it. Only you are able to view it.What is it of and which ponies are involved?
>>2346434wat.>>2346439could be cool>>2346443wat.
>>2346497A dyke.
>>2346444>not plinka>not breaking out the rolling pin
>>2346514she was such a cute filly
>>2346538I wish for them to animate THE ARISTOCRATS IN FULL, WITH EVERY SINGLE PART ANIMATED IN PERFECT DETAIL.
>>2346494>implying there is a picture better than the pumpkin one
This thread and every threadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tEstfFH7l4E
Sugarcube
>>2346547>roll>BROOOOAAAAPP>roll>FFFFPBBBBLLTT
>>2346548Too bad she ded
>>2346538no dealI wouldn't want it if I couldn't share it with my fellow horsefuckers.
>>2346544GO ON
>>2346552
>>2346562
[XRated]How does it feel knowing your waifu unless she is Rarity will never be triple X rated like Pinkie?
>>2346548And now she's an even cuter mare.
>>2346565WHY
>making pretty dresses on Aion>"Rainbowdashie: blah blah blah"oh shit.
>>2346538I don't think I'd want any, Pones just don't do it for me
>>2346565shes not ded silly, she is just sleeping.
>>2346556...God dammit now I'm curious.
>>2346575Like she's not real.
>>2346575Feels off da railz mang
>>2346577am not
>>2346556>the pumpkin one>immediately reminded of muzz's 2011 halloween pictureu-unffuck you muzzgallery wipes are one thing but stop fucking with eddieand draw more inflation you fat cunt
>>2346616That pony lacks cape.
Would you nibble on sandwich pony's ear?Would you spritz her lettuce mane with water to keep it crisp?Would you give her salty kisses?
>As you plunged the entirety of your length into her hot, winking cunt, she let out a loud moan. It was relatively low and scratchy and slow, not unlike a sound a cow might make while caught in the throws of absolute pleasure. Any guilt that you may have felt about "taking advantage" of poor Derpy was erased from your mind by her impassioned moan.
>>2346538two favorite ocs tribbing!
Can I have some examples of why nobody cares about Hasbro toy names?
>>2346556Refresh my memory, anon.Because I think the best one is the one where she's wearing a maid outfit and panties.
>>2346616an adorably cute and pretty pone
>>2346629>you will never hotdog sandwich pone's buns
>>2346633>throws
>>2346538probably those two. Maybe with Dash too.
>>2346621Or more Muse.Or more Muse inflation.
>>2346582ALART!ALART!Brony inbound. Flee while you can.
What's the sluttiest thing Rarity has ever done?
>>2346633I need that derpy greentext from last week, my sister is dying.
>>2346649Its alright I dont think he noticed my character is Rarity.Close call.
>>2346639AutismAlso Heartstrings is now officially Lyra HeartstringsFANDOM!
>>2346647either of those would be welcome
>>2346589>>2346640Damn it's a clean pic even but I can't fucking find it
>>2346639Because toys are not canon I guess? And she is Lyra heartstrings now.
>TAW slapping down 'taggers' on fimfictionman you're cool
>>2346653exist
>>2346642>you will never squeeze her constantly fresh buns, the smell of bread wafting from her rear
>>2346653Seducing that dork out of his asparagus
>>2346671The fuck are taggers
>>2346638littlepip would curl up and die before she made that pose
>>2346666Says you megasatan
>>2346655Godspeed anon
>>2346655What was it?
>>2346653Taking all the ponycocks.
>>2346679HEY I TAGGED YOU IN MY POST!!!! ANSWER THESE QUESTIONSSS XDDDX I'M A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL ON FACEBOOK!!!!!
>>2346641ilove pictures of dash with clouds
Rose please stream drawing
>>2346643>As you plunged the entirety of your length into her hot, winking cunt, she let out a loud moan. It was relatively low and scratchy and slow, not unlike a sound a cow might make while caught in the throes of absolute pleasure. Any guilt that you may have felt about "taking advantage" of poor Derpy was erased from your mind by her impassioned moan.
>>2346700>I'M A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL ON FACEBOOK!!!!!Unf. Im jelly taw.
>>2346708kloudmutt cant art
>>2346691see >>2346689
>>2346722Notice the rose please stream comment.
>>2346689Fuck, I'm writing a Derpy story.I wasn't planning on making it sexual, but this.... Is not bad....
new episode when?
>>2346746never
>>2346735I take it you've never read Hard Day's Work, then?
>>2346589>>2346640I couldn't find it in my shit but I searched it
>>2346746Never, the show's ded.
>>2346733I know. I was making a statement that RD's face looks like a dinnerplate, a mistake that kloudmutt repeatedly made when he started out
>>2346708>dont need fantasy maresSo Dash is the polar opposite of MLPG?
>>2346681yeah I know, not even deep in private
>>2344803>thread is now renamonStrongly thinking about leaving for the summer. This shit just will not fly people.
>>2346781>ctrl+f renamon>9 posts>587 posts
>>2346758also d'aww
The Last Round-up is up! Come and pony with ushttp://www.synchtube.com/r/QmhH#
>>2346781Would you prefer well-stretched urethras? Or vacuum pumped pone pussy?
>>2346763I wonder what makes that happenhow does this face not look like that?
Renamon looks stupid as fucknever understood the attraction
>>2346787>it was only a few posts!It shouldn't be posted here at all you faggot.
>>2346757She wasn't retarded enough in that one. I wanted to do a story with very mildly retarded Derpy, but I'm new to this and not confident enough to try and arouse people. But this is exactly how my idea for sex with mildly retarded Derpy would go.
>>2346802URETHRAS URETHRAS URETHRAS
>>2346802>Or vacuum pumped pone pussy?Tell me about this.
>>2346812We are all things. How can you not know this?
>>2346810it's an anthro foxwhat else do furries need
>>2346802I would enjoy some well-stretched urethrae
>>2346802The latter, please. Engorged mare lips.
>>2346820>we are all thingsWell I guess we're completely furries now. Thanks guys.
>>2346802firstthere isn't enough urethra things
>>2346818would you insert a vacum hoover hose into a pony utheraI realise this is unlikley what he was going for but the mental image is something and thats no mistake
Hay guise this is my OC donut steel lol what do you think?
We pony now, come watch!The Last Roundup now playing:http://www.synchtube.com/r/QmhH
>>2346839>implying we haven't been furry since fapping to pony became the norm
>>234686110/10 would fuck.
>>2346839Well, I'm not, and you're not, but obviously some of us are.Take a chill pill.
>>2346816>>2346818>>2346830>>2346833Sounds like we're a bit divided.What if well-stretched urethra pone had sex with vacuum pumped pussy pone?
dosh
>>2346839we ain't a hivemind, nigga.It'll pass, apparently enough people want to talk about it right now.But it'll pass, all things pass.
>>2346873>obviously some of us areSo that makes posting furbait okay?
>>2346875>he puts her cervix into his penisyes pleasealso I samefagged every urethra post
>>2346810she is an awesome warriorfuck my good pics are on a dead computer tho
>>2346885dosh is fancy when going fast
>>2346885durrsh
>>2346875Well, I get an erection at the very idea of swollen, engorged pone vagina...But any sort of fucking around with the urethra gives me the opposite reaction and I'm compelled to cross my legs.So do what you want.
>>2346894Furry pls hide power level.
>>2346891>well-stretched urethra pone pumps pumped pussy pone full of his candy pony semen>before he can pull out, she bares down hard on her gut and forces the cum back down his urethra
>>2346894and by good pics I meant her kicking ass!who would win: Renamon or Master Tigress?
>>2346917I like it
>>2346757What's that?>>2346813Making a sexual Derpy story is fun, but you also need to make sure she's not too gung-ho; the idea is to either make it so she doesn't fully understand, but it's with you and her love for you makes the act pleasureable; or you can make it someone forcing a retarded Derpy to go farther than she would want it too, which is a very dark angle to take.There are many shades in between however, like the CaramelXDerpy fic has shown, and there's always room for sexual innovation.
>>2346890I don't give a fuck. I can easily ignore it. If it bothers you that much, report it. Anthro is against the rules.
>>2346922Applejack
>>2346906dush
>>2346929actually it is on-model
>>2346928I was kind of thinking of making it like you are initiating and leading her into it.You make her feel safe and comfortable about it, despite how weird it seems, and then she comes to really enjoy how it feels on the simplest level.But it's already a feelfic...
>>2346928LK's Derpy story, and the first wingjob fic that I can recall
>>2346933I would rub that pone.
>>2346933dashie
we ded
I like Dosh.
>>2346890(1) Dislodge stick from ass(2) Chillax, broseph
>>2346978Doshie
>>2346965Can I get a link? I think I've read it before.
>>2347001Dersh
>>2346979we dash
>>2346909My favorite kind of pumped pone to talk about is when all the mares in Equestria share a love of pumping and walk around all day with bloated, heavy vulvas. Sometimes when many of their estrus cycles align you can barely talk over the din of their wet squishing, their puffy lips splorting out sprays of their musky marejuice withe very wink until small puddles form all around town.
>>2346982Who doesnt? She doesnt need to be your favorite but how could you not hug and snuggle this blue beautie?
>>2347008http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/486You probably haveSecond-person, human-on-Derpy action
>>2346813I don't like Retarded Derpy.It makes the whole "Yamino is a cunt for saying she's retarded" thing we had going after TLRU seem a little incongruous.Silly pony I can get behind, clumsy and a little slow on the draw, I can enjoy, airheaded and ditzy but capable in her own way, I can like... but going full retard? That's just wrong.
>>2347008https://docs.google.com/document/d/1qtMOV1AIDUOJ2_l_WsuRGoJ1jiWHrQm1YjbiH11bfmE/edit?hl=en_US&pli=1I didn't really like this one. She wasn't retarded enough.
>>2347035Yamino wasn't a cunt for saying Derpy was retarded. Yamino was a cunt for saying Derpy should be banned because she's retarded.
>>2347035>>2347048hehe
What do you like about Rainbow Dash? I love the dresses she makes
>>2347057He assumed she was retarded just because she had derped eyes and a different voice.
>>2347026That's not Ross.It's clearly sentenal
>>2347023I would like to fly with her.If only I had wings. reality is so cruel
>>2347070I'd like her more if she didn't sit around and read all day
>>2347070She is a party poni.
>>2347035Not necessarily full retard. Cartoon retard. Like Stimpy or Goofy or Ed or Patrick.
>>2347070I like how shy that pony you posted is, and the sporty purple one
>>2347048>>2347031Thanks.She really wasn't slow enough.
>>2347019And to keep things separate, sounding is a national pasttime among the stallion population, most of them walking around unsheathed. Some of them leave the sounds in when they do errands, others feel more comfortable letting their gaping urethras drool precum in anticipation of the next session. There's even a few who leave hollow sounds in deep, preventing them from being able to hold back when the sensations get too much for them to bear and spraying pints of viscous ponyspunk all over.
Rainbow Dash probably wouldnt like you.
>>2347077Well, yeah. That's because Derpy is retarded. That's always been the fanon, and they canonized it. Then Yamino flew a shit fit.
>>2347117That's okay. I don't like her as it is.
>>2347093I don't mind Derpy being played as comic relief - that's why she was made....But taking advantage of her sexually is kind of... twisted.
>>2347117Thats ok I dont like her either.
>>2347077I have no problems with a "retarded" cartoon character. 90% of cartoons have had a "retarded" character.
>>2347121>that's always been the fanonNo, it hasn't.
>>2347087No one here is really mean to me. It's all in good fun.>being serious
>>2347017Dorsh
>>2346763Oooh, I see what I did wrong with that to make that happen.Though it's old, I'll try to avoid that more, thanks for pointing it out, stranger.
>>2347113I did it before she actually showed up, so I didn't know how cute she actually was being that slow. Had I the chance to write it now, I'm sure I'd make her slower. Not retarded by any means, but just slow on the uptake.
>>2347117Oh well, I'd get over it.
>>2347116I leak pre all day it kinda bugs me
>>2347137The difference between "retarded" and retarded is the difference between Patrick Star or Ed, and I Am Sam or Simple Jack.
>>2347117We'd get drunk together, she'd change her mind.
>>2347117I don't care.Superior pony over here.
>>2347116How inappropriate would it be if you wandered around town with a bucket, collecting fluids from stallions' drooling cocks while they aren't paying attention?
>>2347156Only after taking some supplements for about two months now have I started to even make a significant amount.It's kind of neat.
>>2347167you;d have to actually go outside to meet her
>>2347152It's all good, I still love your stuff LK. And to be fair, I'm just always happy to have more Derpy.
>>2347117why would you say that?
>>2347117I don't like lesbians anyway.
>>2347170[revolution]
>>2347175What supplements?
>>2347173It'd probably be considered more polite to ask first.
Best episode A.K.A. Party of One!http://www.synchtube.com/r/QmhH#
http://www.synchtube.com/r/QmhH#Party of One playing now!
>>2347194
>>2347135Well, I wouldn't want to read a story about her being taken advantage of.But you spend enough time with her, you get to know one another, you become close... No one else wants to be around her because she's so destructive and "slow". They're annoyed by her. You're her closest and best friend. You care for one another.A man and a woman living together and loving each other more than anyone else. Should she live a life without sex just because she's a bit different? You could walk her through it if she wanted to try. Of course, if she got nervous or scared, you'd stop. But if you try to make her as comfortable as possible and get her to enjoy it, I don't see a real problem.
>>2346763>>2347151Is it because you drew a circle? I knew those circles were no good
>tfw watching the 60s Origin of Spiderman cartoonOh god it's so ridiculous.
>>2347181Well duh, we can go to my granddad's tavern together. Free booze until we're both passout drunk and I get to rub her wings
>>2347138Well, there were those Derpy and Dr. Whooves faggots. But they don't count as fanon.
>>2347218Yeah, it's just a plain circle with just a face placed inside, since there's no real hit at depth, I suppose, it makes it look somewhat flat.
>>2347238any fanon involving dr whooves can suck a dick
>>2347156Well, are you a pony with a penchant for sounding? Do you have a thick ponycock you love to stuff and stretch? Do you have a pair of heavy balls the size of cantaloupes that reeks of your musky smell?
>>2347238If you think Derpy is a retard is the only fanon is because you are trying too hard anon.
>>2347202>>2347207reported for spam
such a colorful pone
>>2347243I don't know how to stick features onto the circle and make it look like anything other than that
>>2347247>Squeak
>>2347252
>>2347223Ralph Bakshi actually directed a lot of the episodes.
>>2347271Did he unblock his Friend-Off entry?
>>2347271squeak can suck my dick if he wants
>>2347249Just because there are three or four fans that like it, it doesn't mean it's fanon.
>>2347196As long as you did they certainly wouldn't mind. They'd even welcome the opportunity to unload, or to just drool for you - most of them are rather proud of how much they produce and they'd jump at the chance to show off.
>>2347271NathanSqueak????
>forgot to type commentguy who wanted Derpy farting fire here you go
>>2347289Oh god my sides! Really son you are trying too hard.
>>2347275It's just the animation that really gets me. And all the gratuitous web-swinging.
>>2347247I watched this show on my own for about a month before being sucked into the general by erotic greentext on /co/'s front page I actually thought of Dr. Who when I saw this background pony with an hourglass cutie mark.
>>2347289>http://www.youtube.com/user/SqueakAnon>3,128 subscribers>481,363 video views>3 or 4 fans
ded
>>2347312I love how ridiculous grabbing stuff with webs was.As long as he had a web attached to something it didn't have to obey the laws of physics.
>>2347340everyone is watching pone
hey mlkpg i did nt selep last night and ntow i watn to therow up woo
>>2347360>I'M SLEEPY>BETTER SHITPOST
I need more adorable Dosh.
>>2347297Oh thank goodness. I was worried it might be difficult to get enough. It's good to know that a hot load's only a few complimentary observations away.
Anyone want something drawn?
We're really dead
>>2347297>you will never run a complimentary stallion-draining service in Ponyville>you will never spend all day fondling heavy pony balls as you gently slide massive sounds in and out of horse cocks until they erupt, gushing liters of candy pony semen into waiting milk canisters>you will never give each stallion a deep kiss on the tip when you're finished, your tongue probing as far into them as you can get, tasting the last few globs of their spunk before sending them on their way
>>2347398Draw Rainbow Dosh.
>>2347399Yeah, I'm going to go fuck around in Tribes now
>>2347401>You will never get pony AIDS
>>2347398Draw Punky riding Derpy, and they're both having a great time.
>>2347398Paul Mcartney teaching Scootaloo how to play bass.
>>2347398sweetie belle
>>2347398Derpy playing 3 video games at once
>>2347380How about a pretty Dash.
>>2347380Adorable Dish?
>>23474322deep4me
>>2347398Nah, im good.
>>2347401>you will never make a killing selling some your canisters to thirsty mares and the occasional stallion>you will never churn the rest into ice cream except for your private stock of course
>>2347438DashDeshDishDoshDushand sometimes Dysh
>>2347432>>2347438>>2347447Yes, yes this is good.
>>2347415Only problem I have with that is having to stop playing with grateful, gaping stallions all day.
>>2347432>>2347432Is that by the same person that did this gif?If so did they finish the set?>Duplicate file entryFUCK YOU TOO 4CHAN>>2346058This one.
>>2347455She has almost as many names as colors.
>>2347447UNF
>>2347452>Not sharing your supply with MLPG.You've got to take our orders and ship canisters between worlds.
>>2347471Doesn't look like the same artist
>>2347455Daeioush
>>2347432>>2347438>>2347447This pleases me.
>>2347438>dat bowhhhnngggg!
>>2347447>Your waifu will never wear your underwear.
Did somebody say panka!?
>>2347467>that feel when pony AIDS just transforms you into a pony with the sex drive of ten lusty stallions and twenty desperate mares
>>2347493Dash is a very pleasing pony.
Have we ever considered doing something like this?http://youtu.be/F22pQPfoBjs
>>2347508>Pinkie longs to be with you so deeply that her hair has permanently straightened.>She stands on a hill all day watching the sea with tears in her eyes, waiting for you.
>>2347501You like bows?
>>2347513If Rarity kidnapped Dash and was forcing her into a make-over would you rescue her? Or would you purposely not make it in time?
>>2347508But Panka is a happy pone, post happy Panka
>>2347511IS THERE ANY CURE?
hats ded.
>>2347511Awesome.Two questions, then: Is it communicable?And who wants some?
>>2347553>>2347508>Finally be with Pinka>Her hair is still straight>She's not happy with you
Show Stoppers up next!http://www.synchtube.com/r/QmhH#
>>2347553we Dash now, but i think i can still help you out
>>2347557There is, but you won't like it. You must abstain from ponysex for a full year.
>>2347563Anyone have links to the mods I need to get on the MLPG Autismcraft server? I might try to do so this weekend.
>>2347552I'd burst through the door just as Rarity was tying the final bow.
>>2346676Do we have any porn on that? Honestly, I imagine him looking like a total dork, but being a crazy sex god that has mares going ahego face crazy for more of his cock.
>>2347583http://www.technicpack.net/launcher/Download this, update your java, and log on as normally.
Any coloring requests?
i have so much dosh
>>2347581Is it even possible? Can I be tied up at a treatment center and kept away from delicious candy vag for a full year?
>>2347552But she looks so good when she's prettied up.
>>2347586
>>2347602Thankee sai.
>>2347552>railing pigtails dash while rarity watches>she complements how good she looks
>>2347583The thing actually just got disabled because it was putting too much of a strain on the server hosting it.Regardless, just google the technic launcher. Horsefucker server runs Tekkit, which is a mod suite included in it.
>>2347583>MLPG autismcraft server>tekkitWHAT SORCERY IS THIS
Hey guys. Its been a while, but its time for the most pathetic thing on the internet again.Which pony do I pretend my pillow is when I snuggle it tonight?
>>2347541She is RainBOW Dash
>>2347576Why not both?
>>2347625
>>2347626Braeburn
>>2347626Dosh
>>2347116Why does this make me wet. Seriously, drenched. What have you done to me? GODDAMNIT
dosh doesn't like costumes
>>2347568Not true. I would make her happy. I would cheer her up and snap her out of her insanity.If I couldn't... Then I'd love her as she is.
>>2347626Get two, press your face between them and dream of solar wind
>>2347666Don't forget the bananas, Satan.
>>2347644Braeburn it is. Not my first choice, but is still cute pony for non sexual snugglingGood night MLPG and may all your dreams come true
>>2347618i know this, the problem is getting her to understand
>>2347652She needs it too sometimes. Her house gets very lonely.
>you will never be the pretty mare being doted upon by the Apple cousins
Hey MLPG, how's it goin?[1]
>>2347678>the blue used for the mane and tailMy eyes are in pain.
>>2347654>wetAre... are there femanons who are actually into this? <3
>>2347681Do you think Dash is every taking a bath when a sudden gust of wind blows the walls off her house, embarrassing her for all Ponyville to see?
>>2347701 >getting your hopes up
>>2347654Because thinking about dozens of stallions walking the streets with their thick, leaky cocks hanging out, leaving trails of pungent pony fluids would get anyone a little excited. The whole town probably smells like sex.
>>2347689Neither will Dash
>>2347681sad dosh?
>>2347617It will be hell...But a nurse will secretly lower herself onto your face every night. You're never leaving this place.
>>2347726>autism
>>2347701You know if there are any femanons onWould any of you like to, you know, get some coffee or something sometime?
>>2347704Well it's not like she wears clothes normally, and I imagine she gets wet pretty often.
>muskyI honestly laugh every time I happen to find this word in a fic thanks to you fuckers.
>>2347743No you are a horsefucker.
>>2347743We /soc/ now.Man, this thread is a real winner.
>>2347726>MLD fanartyou really are making Dash sad
>>2347401this made me order those booster vitaminsh-here goes
>>2347701I can't speak for any other femanons, but I'm the femanon who was unexpectedly wettened at that. I'm not sure why. The idea of guys/stallions with hollow sounds just walking around exposed, with drooling cocks and uncontrollable ejaculations... well, i'll be in my bunk.
>>23477672sad4me
>>2347689dash's arms are really weird
>>2347805silly anon, ponies have legs
>>2347761but we have been Dash now for a while
Would you let this pone lick your nuts?
>>2347780Confusing arousal is our trademark.
>>2347836I would not Leth, but thank you for asking.
>>2347836twily pls go
>>2347821And I see no reason to stop.
>>2347773you know some girls don't like big cumshots, right?
>>2347723Well now you're just trying to get me wound up.It's working
>>2347836Her tongue is probably made out of Snoop Doggs too. No.
>>2347836I suppose if she wanted to, but I've never relished the idea of someone licking my nuts.
>>2347749i but Pegasi all like the rain considering their affinity for the weather.
>>2347856>implying I have a girlfriend or will be getting a girlfriend any time soonI just want to drink my pre, man
>>2347836No, I need those pistachios for a snack tomorrow! Twilight can get her own!
>>2347767hue
Did GG do those fake-fic pics? I haven't been here all day.
>>2347918But cute pone slobber is a delicious aphrodisiac. She only wants to lick them .
>>2347854I always am down for more Dosh.
>>2347780It's all so casual too. One of them will walk up to a stall in the market and get halfway through his order before getting cut off mid-sentence with a sharp groan, his fat cock flaring as he starts cumming hard. He'll stand there on unsteady legs for a full minute as his forcibly stretched shaft spurts rope after rope of nearly gelatinous spunk all over the front of the stall, the shopkeeper waiting patiently for their customer to finish. Once the flow dies down and the stallion's merely drooling the last few cups of semen from his gaping urethra he'll catch his breath and resume his order like nothing happened.
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>>2347856Well apparently there's a femanon in here that does like leaky cocks.
>>2347931No
>>2347922I'm.... Trying to understand this...
>>2347858That's my job.The only question remaining is whether you'd want to help them out, coaxing out nice thick loads whenever you wanted, or if you'd prefer to just watch as their steps suddenly become less steady, and their drooling tips flare out, the trickle becoming a stream as it slides unbidden through the sound and spatters against the ground.
A challenger appears
>>2347963dash is inside of a cloudit's cute
>>2347922its kinda cute.
>>2347959Fuck. Well did someone do a fic based of the coltsitting one? I remember someone saying something like that.
>>2347976your applepone will not stop my dosh posting!
>>2347963What's to understand?It's cute.
She is a very zippy pone.
>>2347976>green apple
>>2347976Oh we're playing who's the stupidest pony?
>>2347976>granniejackthats disgusting
>>2348000Why would AJ discriminate against apples?
>>2348025Im not Applejack.
>>2347939Okay, I love you guys. I had no idea my confused arousal would create so many ficlets, but I'm saving these all.... New fetish, thanks.
>>2347998she has been going fast for as long as she can remember
This pone wants to play with your penis, wut do?
>>2348025These people are being silly. Big Mac's got a green apple on his ass and Granny Smith is named after the green apple.AJ wouldn't mind.
>>2348050Let her play with penis
>>2348043shit nigga, thats kawaii
>>2348050Dont touch me Pink autism.
>>2348050get out pinkie. I'll explain these things when you're older
god DAMN ITI already fapped to pony sounding once todaydon't make me do it again I swear to god
>>2348043WRONGShe said she didn't used to go fast whens hew was young.She started going fast after the race
>>2348050Pinkie wants to play with my penis! That's PERFECT! Because I want her to play with my penis too!We sure are quite a pair...
Why is pinkie so cute
>>2348000Green apple is best apple
>>2348058>autism>knows whole towngoogle autismnow
>>2348043Unless she was asleep.
http://www.synchtube.com/r/QmhH#We watching Baby Cakes!Next Bridle Gossip!
>>2348083>google autism>first result
>>2348083>Autism>Not a generic meaningless word to mean "things I dislike".Come on, now.
This pone wishes to shove small mammals up you anus, wut do? She will not take no for an answer.
>>2348085a proper Sleep:Fast ratio must be maintained or catastrophe will occur for the blue one.
>>2348111find lubefast
>>2348111>FluttershyJust say boo and laugh as she gets scared
All this Dash is adorable.
>>2348111>Fluttershy>not taking no for an answerdo you even watch the show?
>>2348111Well, I suppose I have no choice.
New Throd>>2348137>>2348137>>2348137>>2348137>>2348137>>2348137>>2348137
>>2348099I googled "Autistic Pony" and found this.I guess it was drawn by someone's autistic daughter.
>>2348111I will have sex with yellow pony instead
