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Yellowaste is annoying.
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>rape
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>some cry
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I missed new bear yesterday. Gibe YT links plz.
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Stram is live
http://www.livestream.com/itsponytime
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>some teach
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I like the yellow one. So quiet and peaceful.
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Why are you all such dirty individuals?
Especially you Hoppip you whore
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Morning guys.
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1AmMSPSDYIkcTBAde7l3c7AgXUa_8sU5gaeniNTpk3Tw/edit?pli=1

I get the feeling that Cosmo mixed up CC and Flitter's names up
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>>2335460
Toxic mario levels... not bad.
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>>2335457
Is it time for wanderer?
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>>2335466
good morning.
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>>2335464
Where's the joke
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What's Luna's mane even made of? Is it hair? Magic?

Or is it actual interstellar space, contained by a magical field? So if the shield were ever breached, Equestria and the whole planet could be sucked out into space like like a HADRON Collider gone wrong, or the cosmic radiation coming from the unprotected hole in reality would fry anything around Luna like popcorn.
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>>2335460
What a shitty edit.
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>>2335488
Bags of sand
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Do you have any ponefag friends?

Who's their waifu/favourite pony, and what are they like?
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>>2335488
Probably just an illusion, 2pretty.
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>>2335488
It's fucking alicorn magic I ain't gotta explain shit
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>>2335487
GOD DAMN IT YOU LITTLE BITCH, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF A COMIC? NOT EVERY COMIC NEEDS TO TELL A JOKE YOU FUCKING IGNORANT
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>>2335464
outsider spreads that meme
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>fluttershy
You guys know she can hardly fly, right?
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>>2335503
You fucking ignorant what?
YOU FUCKING IGNORANT WHAT?!
I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP UNTIL YOU TELL ME.
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>>2335488
>autistic headcanon incoming, but I've always liked the idea it's just them letting magic run freely through their manes, explaining the non-corporeality and giving it a chance to be something cool like an actual vision into the depths of space.
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>>2335503
What is it supposed to tell?
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>>2335503
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>2335524
It's just supposed to be cute.
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>That feel when you can take an entire Absorbine Jr. bottle in your ass but have no desire to use an actual phallus

What's the point?
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>>2335524
Comics are just stories. They can also be only cute, you know.
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>>2335492

Fuck, I actually laughed...
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Norrishy

"You gotta be buckin' kidding me...."
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>>2335527
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>>2335521
Headcanon time?

Personally, I always thought Pinkie's powers are a result of extremely powerful earth Pony magic, which at its limits allow ponies to be attuned not just with nature, but with physics as a whole.
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>>2335516
ENJOY YOUR NON-SLEEPING LIFE THEN, YOU DODO
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>>2335530
Well It isn't.
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>>2335527
I have never gotten tired of a copypasta faster than this one.
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>>2335521
So what you're saying is that it's uncontrolled magic? Would seem to be a bit dangerous for two god-like creatures to just let all that random energy do whatever it wants.

I bet you it'd get extra messy when they get frisky
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>>2335555
>opinions
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>>2335513
Doesn't make her less adorable.
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>>2335567
Your opinion is wrong.
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>>2335573
You and I are enemies now
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>>2335562
Not uncontrolled, just there. Not enough to be dangerous, but enough that if you brushed a hand through their mane it'd tingle. Also gives it a perfect excuse to turn back into regular hair at will!
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>>2335569
Yes it does. It makes her a filthy disgrace to the pegasus race.
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>>2335569
What is she asking for?
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>>2335575
I don´t give a fuck who you are or where you live, you can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to hellish end. i´ll put you in so much fucking pain that it´ll make jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don´t give a fuck how tough you are, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. i´ll fucking show up at your house when you aren´t at home. i´ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You´re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you´ll have a fucking heart attack. You´ll go to the hospital for heart operation, and the last thing you´ll see when you´re being put under in the operation room is me hovering above you, dressed up like a doctor. When you wake up after the operation, you´ll be scared for fucking life, wondering what i did to you while you were being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You´ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when ou walk out the front door of the hospital to go home, i´ll run you over with my fucking car out of nowhere and kill you. I just want you to know how easily i could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how i´d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It´s too fucking late to save yourself, but don´t bother committing suicide either... I´ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you agains myself you bitchfaced faggot. Welcome to hell, population: you.
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>>2335581
Well earth ponies are the best anyway
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>>2335587
WHAT DID YOU FUCKING CALL ME? A FAGGOT? DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHAT FAGGOT EVEN MEANS? IT MEANS A HOMOSEXUAL. A FUCKING QUEER. A WHOOPSY. A PRANCING LALA FRUITY BOY. YOU COME HERE, AND CALL ME FUCKING THAT? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GIGABYTES OF PORNOGRAPHY FEATURING ONLY FUCKING !!!FEMALES!! I HAVE? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES A DAY I MASTURBATE TO THIS COLLECTION, HOW MANY HOURS I SPEND EXPANDING IT? NO, NO YOU FUCKING DON'T, YOU JUST COME IN HERE AND MAKE A FUCKING JUDGEMENT ON ME LIKE YOu"RE SOME KIND OF JUDGER OF FAGS WHEN I STILL SMELL OF THE SEMEN FROM JACKING IT TO THE PUSSY OF A FUCKING FEMALE THIS BOARD ISN"T FUCKING /GAY/ ALRIGHT IT'S /MLP/, NEWSFLASH, PONIES HAVE SEX TOO, OTHERWISE EQUESTRIA WOULD NOT EXIST AS A FUCKING COUNTRY WITH PEOPLE IN YOU PREJUDICED PIECE OF SHIT WHIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FUCKING FACE. I BET I HAVE AT LEAST TEN TIMES THE AMOUNT OF PICTURES OF MARE VAGINA YOU DO, FAGGOT FAG FAG RARITY WHOOPSY DOO-DOO LAA LAA SCOUT BOY GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
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>>2335498
I have this one Flutterfag friend whom I'm suspecting is close to waifuing her, if he hasn't already. I'm gather cute+suggestive pics to try and get him to break into fapping to ponies.
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>>2335538
>Cake-eating surrender horse

Oh man. I think it's time for bed
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>>2335551
That actually makes quite a bit of sense, and would also explain stuff like AJ's ancestral mastery of floating spoons
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>>2335464
>Hoppip
>Dirty individual
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>>2335542
She just looks so damn happy.
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>>2335584
You know...
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>>2335591
Come at me you plebian. I am the fucking pinnacle of man, both body and mind. I attend an Ivy league university, completely payed off by scholarships, with the leftover money used to buy myself a RX-7FD and a vintage Fairlady S30 Z with a L28 engine combined with twin turbos. My grade point average is perfect point O. After I finish my dual bachelors I will be accepted straight away into the doctorate program. I will have two doctorate degree's by age twenty-five, owe zero debts, and make more money a year than you will in a lifetime. The funny thing is, this is the average tripfag. There are many who far surpass me.
I also reached God of the internet status recently so now I will be mythified to hell and back and future archaeologists will unearth the internet and will think I was some kind of powerful historical figure.
By the way, do you have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it.
If I ever meet you in real life I'll snap you in half like a chocolate-chip cookie.
Go ahead and reply, doing so only proves my point that you are a bleating fool, laughing behind your screen, flapping these adipous cheeks of yours while your wawa chocolate milk drips all overy your XXXL t-shirt. Do you have any idea of how long you have been there, sitting on this same chair that because of some unknown miracle managed to withstand your massive weight? You have been there for weeks, months, locked up in your room that smells like Doritos and Wawa milk.
You are less admirable than an ant. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You might as well just beg to suck my dick and eat my bodily waste, so that maybe an iota of my greatness could pass onto you.
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Anyone got that picture of Twilight in some kinda shoddy armor? If I recall, her horn was cut off, and it was supposed to be some comic thing I guess?
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......what did i tell you, guys?
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>>2335590
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothing, but I think unicorns kick ass!
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>>2335488

It is sort of like the stargate at the end of 2001. You don't want to get too close

Except it turns you into a pone, rather than a starchild
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would you play an RPG with ponies similar to the Paper Mario and/or Mario&Luigi games?
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So is anyone who was here before May even in the threads anymore?
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>>2335625
holy fuck yes
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>>2335618
>grimderp edgy shit
Actually, I kind of liked them up until magic.mov.
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>>2335613
>>2335591
>>2335587
Copypasta wars? Yeah, definitely time for bed.
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Comic, guys a comic. You know, comical, as in funny. Comics ARE supposed to be funny. If it ain't it isn't a comic. It's a visual novel in that case.
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>>2335629
I've been here since Nov '10.
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>>2335625
>an RPG
>an Role playing game
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>>2335629
March '11.
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>>2335619
Unicorns are second best.
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>>2335618
EUHEUHE STAY OUUTA MY SHED AMIRITE? XDD

Shit, every .MOV except APPLE is shit.
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>>2335629
Most of the sane people left for summer
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>>2335629
Yeah, I'm here
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>>2335629
20th of March 2011 here
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>>2335643
>an arr pee gee
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>>2335579
>Sticking your dick in one of the Princesses' hair
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>>2335629

plenty
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>>2335629
On and off since early 2011
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>>2335629
February 2011 reporting in
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>>2335617
Sorry.
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>>2335629
late January/early February 2011
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>>2335636
They all had their moments, they were just unimpressive overall.
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>>2335617
Was it this one?

>>2335629
Feb 11 fag here.
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>>2335625
absolutely yes
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>>2335636
but you still love me, right?
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>>2335590
I agree, earth ponies are best servant race
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>>2335652
>>2335653
>>2335644
>>2335640
I ask because every day I come back in the summer it all seems worse.

Well at least the shitstorm this summer is Lyra plushie and not some shitty fanfiction. Bronies are seriously obsessed with this plushie now.
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>>2335579
>Taking a shower with Princess Celestia, as you are the royal washboy with your helpful prehensile fingers
>You are the first creature to see her normal mane for over a century

What would it look like?
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>>2335629
your favorite anon since episode #1, reporting in~
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Hate on the .MOV's all you want, but old jappleack was all good
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>>2335676
Yeah, but she had more armor on. It was bronze and brown, I think.
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>>2335629
First came around May-June to scream at you guys because I thought it was you all shitting up /v/, then another time around July-August because I got curious about the show. Then from September onwards became permanent MLPG.
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>>2335683
Yup, it definitely feels better to be on the giving end of the rage for once.
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>>2335686
No, it was only good for reaction images, it's been always stupid.
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>>2335681
Psychoshy = best shy.
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Guys, I'm going to my nearby brony convention. I'm bringing a bottle of windex that I emptied out and filled with light blue gatorade.

What happens next?
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>>2335629
>May
Before this year's May?
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>>2335687
>>2335687
I assume the artist is Scherzo. Cannot find where he save all his ponies other then the MLPG.
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>>2335686
When it was still an ask tumblr doing jokes it wasn't that bad.

I don't think anyone knows whats going on anymore. Bronies still think its amazing though.
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>>2335684
>in a shower cubicle with a massive fucking horse
>prehensile fingers of any significance to a pony with magic
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>>2335701
good
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>>2335700
I say it was good so fuck you.
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>>2335702
You scream Equestria here I come drink everything and drop on the ground pretending to die in horrible death with convulsions and shit?
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>>2335684
It's pink, thick, and silky. It hasn't been trimmed for a very long time so it almost touches the floor, and it shimmers with the tiniest motions of her head. And, joy of joys, you get to brush it.
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>>2335702
Chug it all and scream "the end times are coming"
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>>2335702
I've always wanted someone from MLPG to act as a brony parody at a bronycon. Fedora, obnoxious pony shirt, cargo shorts, sandals, and spaghetti clearly visible in cargo pants pockets.
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>>2335702
Bring spaghetti in your pockets. Rig up a string to the bottom of the inside of your pockets. Get in awkward situations and then subtly pull string and spill spaghetti everywhere.

burst into treats
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>>2335718
What do you know? You are a duck!
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>>2335702
Walk around until you see that spike cosplayer and then yell ABORT ABORT and start spraying it into your mouth
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>>2335744
Oh fuck

I would rail that mare so hard
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>>2335744
I will be saving this
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>>2335711
Damn. Thanks anyways.
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>>2335757
Oh fuck

I would rail that girl so hard
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>>2335734
Damn I wish I lived somewhere near bronycon because I had a plan like this. I want to walk around dropping spaghetti and yelling at people to not make fluttershy cry. The whole idea was to create some kind of obnoxious flutterfag character and to see how long it would take me to be kicked out. At which point I start wailing and crying and throwing spaghetti everywhere.

I have way too much time to think this shit up during the summer
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>>2335744
Godammit that chick look so much like my ex.
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>>2335442
NOT ENOUGH MARKER PONE
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>>2335773
Did you...did you date a pony?
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When I first started watching the show I didn't really care much about Fluttershy, but after 15 episodes I've fallen completely in love with her voice. It is fucking hypnotic. I still prefer Rainbow Dash overall, but god DAMN, that voice. Jesus.
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>>2335772
Pffffhahahahahaha
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>>2335608

>Scootaloo, Rumble and the other pegasi snicker and try to contain their laughter whenever a pegasus appears in their school books
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>>2335774
I just posted something last night, fuck it
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>>2335793
the season never ended
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>>2335793
>2012 was 40 years ago
;_;
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>>2335757
Man to the left looks like that one guy from Stargate.
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>>2335791
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92nPyj2Qdto
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>>2335786
>not dating ponies
what are you some kind of faget
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>>2335814
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>>2335804
Could you post it again?
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Twily.
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>>2335772
I think it was another anon here that had the idea of working his way into BronyCon and moving up high enough so that he could be host of the event.

At the opening he'd do the general introductions, then near finishing, grab a plate of spaghetti and throw it at the nearest person, announcing "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO SPAGHETTICON!" before pulling a lever that causes vast amounts of spaghetti to pour from the cieling.
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>>2335802

>the book was illustrated by a Unicorn artist who didn't realize he gave every pegasus a wingboner.
>Cheerilee demands to know what everyone finds so darned funny all of a sudden
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Guys, I have an idea for Hoppips next plushie
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>>2335804
I DON'T CARE, MORE!
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>>2335814
WHO MADE FLUTTERSHY SQUEEK?

*handles .50 caliber and wombat shotgun*
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>>2335839
Wow that's a really good plushie, seriously
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>>2335848
>wombat
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>>2335839
Lauren favorited that.
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>>2335849
It's the same chick who made the Gala plushes that sold for $2000+
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>>2335862
Lauren BOUGHT that
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>>2335814
Ah, I feel like rewatching those episodes again. I love her voice and how she act.

>>2335839
Hoppip might not do another one.
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>>2335862
nigga she bought it
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>>2335862
Is buying favoriting now?
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>>2335864
that is too fucking slow to be scary
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>>2335814
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>>2335871
Why not? I wasn't here yesterday, did something happen?
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>>2335830
It's in one of the last threads I'm sure it hasn't 404'd yet but it's the perfect excuse to post a fixed version
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>>2335793
Why do I keep seeing this?


And will we never make it to the 13th day?
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>>2335863
She's really good isn't she? >You will never buy one of her plushies.
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>>2335869
wat
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>>2335891
hnnggg
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>>2335890
Mother found out, her new workplace might put two and two together and might not get hired due to this event.
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>>2335891
>That scrunch
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>>2335897
Read the description maddafacka.
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Guys, would you smeck a pony's butt and make her scrunch?
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>>2335878

I still find everything about Gavalanche repulsive.
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>>2335897
She did, actually, though when you consider that your oc might be in hand of a brony, you might think so too.
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>>2335902
You've got to be shitting me
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>>2335902
>her
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>>2335911
If it's a good scrunch and I won't get kicked or otherwise maimed because of it.
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>>2335917
I feel the same. He had few and I want to accent FEW funny jokes and then awful amount of pure shit.
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>>2335911
Only with her permission.
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>>2335923
No, she said so yesterday
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A classic
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>>2335902

Someone tell hopip to delete fucking everything.

How'd her mom find out?
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>>2335891
Shit nigga that's kawaii
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>>2335942
That's just awful.
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>>2335942
Go away
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>>2335918
at first, she was confused about brony making her OC, did't she?
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>>2335942
ah good, the god damn fluffy pone is in a mortar

now where's my coarsest, heaviest pestle?
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>A terror beast eats Sweetiebelle's head,
>Rarity has to find a way to get her security deposit back.

What happens?
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>>2335943
She kept asking him about it and apparently this one wasn't on eBay either, or something like that. Then his mom was worried that they might fire him from Codemasters if they find out.
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>>2335964
>Him.
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>>2335964
>him
>her

Whatever. Look, why doesn't it just tell its mom that the whole thing was for trolling purposes, if she saw the Stromboli we got going she'd be likely to believe it.
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>>2335964
Since when has Hoppip worked at Codemasters
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>>2335962
>Rarity only thinking in money and shit.

Slut.
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>>2335964
>>2335902
You know what parents were like, they were probably overeating.
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>>2335974
>Stromboli

Well that's certainly an interesting auto-correct for shitstorm
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>>2335976
She started like two months ago man
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>>2335974
Why doesn't xir tell them how much money that fucking thing is worth?
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>>2335983
Oh, well I haven't been following.
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>>2335970
>implying he's ever said that he's a girl
>implying you don't just believe him to be a girl because you see all the morons here who think he's a girl for the exact same reasons
I just wonder who started it
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>>2335974
I don't think the parents are the problem
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>>2335987
It's not about money faggot
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>>2335974
>>2335987
I think "they" is a perfectly acceptable gender neutral pronoun.
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>>2335998
>Implying I haven't talked with her via Skype.

Plebeian.
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>>2335987
They probably know by now, but still, not a good idea to risk your job like that.
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>>2336004
>It's not about money
>The plush is going for more than 439 dosh
Whatever you want to think, brudda
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>>2336008
>implying I haven't talked to him via Skype
plebian
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>>2335917
>>2335931

>loves child-abuse, rape, scat and general cruelty
>made Sweetie Scat and Scootabuse
>spammed hairyhorse torture and turned it into what it is now
>now runs a hairyhorse tumblr that mostly consists of shit jokes
>says the show is a "distraction"

Honestly, the dude's scum all the way through. I hope he gets his nuts run over by a bus.
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>>2336011
Fucking carniflex and his grimderp ocs.
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>That feel when no republic
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>>2336018
>implying I haven't talked with her, reu, and TAW while they had one of their many girly chats about makeup and boys
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Damn them ponies being adorable and sending me to my bunk.
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>>2336008
>>2336018
Hilarious but yeah people who talked with lel via skype will know.
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>>2336008
>implying my uncle doesn't work at nintendo
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>>2336017
But it's not about that man, my boss wouldn't like to know I make fuckable plushies of MY LITTLE PONY and sell them to neckbeards.
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Ponies and eldericth horrors.
that are actually super evolved Humans who sealed themselves away
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>>2336029
Its not like they did on purpose.
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>>2336025
>That feel when low diplomacy

Shit man get your harmony in gear.
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>>2336034
Fuckable... yeah that's the problem. Instead of saying it's just a pocket.
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>>2335895
>That feel when I could but I am not frivolous enough to spend $2000+ on a stuffed toy
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>>2336022

You forgot

>his "style" is ugly as sin.
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>>2336052
It's a tissue box
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>>2336043
Oh man look at the floor is it all wet?
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>>2336063
Totally
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>>2336063
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What's your MLPG theme song?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1lZQEeLjrM
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>>2336078
wot
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>>2336075
Oh man I love that guys stuff.
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>>2336039
>sealed themselves away
>implying they didn't just transcend these ways of thinking and are now barely able to comprehend concepts like "sealing yourself away"
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>>2336078
Pfffthaahaa
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>>2336075
>That feel when I have this guy's books
10/10
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>>2336078
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>>2336091
What kind of reaction is that?
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>>2336078
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>>2336096
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>>2336098
Fluttershy is a very rapeable pony
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>>2336080
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VRZq3J0uz4

WHOOP WHOOP DATS DA SOUND OF DA POLICE
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>>2336105
deafdefiler pls put your trip back on
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>>2336075
Do you have the whole craigslist screenshot of that? That shit is funny as hell.

>>2336098
I would cuddle the heck out of that pony.
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>>2336107
>Woop Woop is the sound of zoidberg

Youtube comments keeps trying to redeems itself, but it is far too late
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>>2336085
Implying they didn't seal themselves before they could ascend.
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>>2336113

>Fluttershy only enjoys sex if you let her pretend you're raping her
>you occasionally have to call her a whore and slap her a little

What do?
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>>2336132
Youtube comments are below everything.
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>>2336138
oblige her
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>>2336137
Why did they bother?
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>>2336138
Channel my inner Ted Bundy
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>>2336138
Well if it's only pretending
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alright, im sufficiently bored. anyone want an art stram?
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>>2336158
What if she asks you that she would like to try it out?
What if she tried to pretend she's raping and dominating you?
Would you allow her?
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>>2336165
Well of course
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>>2336163

Already watching LK, sorry.
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>>2336158
>>2336172
>flutterfags confirmed for rapists

brb calling Fox news
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>>2336157
I love this artist. They draw sexy lesbian ocs.
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i feel really lonely all of a sudden
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>>2336181

Like we didn't know that already.
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>>2336183
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>>2336181
>Play rape
>Rapist
u wot
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>>2336183
That's normal.
Next patient.
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>>2336183
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>>2336148
only some of them did.
due to thinking that they'd lose themselves if they did.
some simply couldn't and lost their minds, becoming mindless beasts.
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>>2336183
Welcome in the club. At least you are not depressed, pathetic and useless like me

sad pls go.
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>>2336201

>implying I'm not
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Did someone say play rape?
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>pony flavour icecream
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>worst pone thread

You dun goofed, OP.
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>>2336181
But how does wanting to be play-raped make me a rapist
Not that I'd like that
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>>2336183
>>2336201
>>>/ponychan/
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>>2336163
depends, are you taking requests?
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>>2336189
>cartoon horses
>sex

u wot
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>>2336208
Not more than me...
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>>2336214
But I didn't create a Sweetie Belle thread, anon.
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>>2336183
I know that feeling anon, but hey, today is going to be a good day! You have ponies as always, and the world is your oyster. Get out ther and meet some people!
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>>2336214
I would that fill __sexually
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>>2336228

Today is a horrible day. I have a difficult exam tomorrow and can't find the motivation to study. I just want to die.
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>>2336218
maybe. I wont bother if its just one guy wholl leave after i do his thing.

ill probably take it later though
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>>2336225
Oh nasse, you silly little person you!
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>>2336201
>tfw too depressed to draw
maybe cute pony will cheer us up
>>2336163
sure
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>>2336198
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>>2336230
Silly anon, fillies aren't for ___sexually
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>>2336241
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>>2336234
Are you me?
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>>2336234
Well, what's the exam on? You can start by looking for videos on the subject, which is usually more engaging than just reading passages from a textbook.
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>>2336241
I always like that one.
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>>2336238
That's some cute pony right there.

Yeah I guess I just have to push myself to do something finally. I'll be back around in about hour to draw some requests. That's the anon promise.
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I got bored.
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this thread
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>>2336243
Yes they are
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>>2336274
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>>2336228
the world is my oyster and I'm allergic to shellfish ;_;

somtimes i wish ponies was real
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>>2336274
Yeap.
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>>2336274
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>>2336274
[rave]
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> Earth ponies can only farm better because their poop is actually better to mulch the land with
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>>2336267
cute pony was a success
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>>2336283
You fappin' to fillies, brah?
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>>2336306
I always really did hate that picture.
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>>2336274
What? I'd say it's going pretty well.
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>>2336315
She is best pone after all
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>>2336331
Why would you do that, brah?
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>>2336325
pfft, i've seen worse.
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>>2336325
That person hate ponies. Alot. That isn't the only one.
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>>2336339
Well good for you, I only see what's posted in the general.
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>>2336305

>Earth ponies are the only ones that poop

Hello new headcanon. TLRU even kinda supports it.
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>>2336138
>>2336145
>>2336151
>>2336158

>hide behind the door and surprise her when she comes in, grabbing her from behind and covering her mouth with a hand
>force her facefirst onto the bed and kick her legs apart while she shivers with excitement
>pull up her skirt as you hold her down by her neck
>tell her you'll kill her if she screams - she nods, eyes wide with fear as she shivers with excitement
>you take her from behind, roughly
>you make her come harder than she has in her entire life
>and then you snuggle

>>2336165

I'm not really into rape-play personally, but if she wanted to try it out, it's only fair. I've been doing it for her, so I'm willing to let her "give back" and see if she enjoys it.
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have a sexey
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>>2336344
>I don't like something
>The logical conclusion is drawing a dragon killing and raping ponies
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>>2336360
>furry logic
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>>2336358

That's not sexey at all anon.
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>>2336357
>tell her you'll kill her if she screams
boner lost
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>>2336358
She looks pretty and not bitchy at all.
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> "Oh, but i'm the weakest......"
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>Looking for some shorts to buy
>They're literally all cargo shorts
FUCKING COME ON
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>>2336367

I don't like it either - but it's for Fluttershy.
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>>2336358
That's meant to be trixie? Maybe after a fit of bulimia.
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>>2336368
Nah, brah. They're small and innocent and not sexy.
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>>2336354
I was only glad that we found out that Applejack had an anus in The last round-up.
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>>2336360
>wh40kfag logic
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>>2336378

Buy some cargo shorts. All those pockets are awesome.
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>>2336366
Nah.........Applebeans: that's WORSE.
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>>2336358
You call that sexy? Even g1 was sexier!
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>>2336354
Rarity said she had to use the filly's room in S&E.
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>>2336368
Every time i see these pictures it looks for me like she's going to fall apart.
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>>2336394

Lost my shit at the dA watermark.
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>>2336396
But applebeans is meant to be funny. This pic is just fucking horrifying
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>>2336378
>Taking fashion advice from 4chan seriously
Stop being a pussy and buy whatever is cheap and feels good
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>>2336409

>Rarity is a mutie unicorn with an anus
___________unf
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>>2335436
>dat pic
>Foul Bachelor Fluttershy
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>>2336437
BUT THEY'RE ALL UGLY AS FUCK
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>>2336292
is there a source to this
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>>2336406
Why is apple pone so pretty?

Is it the blond hair?
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>>2336449
It's her personality.
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>>2336455
This
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>>2336449
She simple and straight forward.
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Worst pone thread, OP.
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I'm masturbating right now
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>>2336295
>mfw I thought their tails were their dicks
>mfw I thought it was some kind of dickslapping fight
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rose, are you here? i have a question
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>>2336437
No he's right. Cargo shorts look bad, and its not just 4chan saying it
>>2336378
If you got a kohl's nearby or jcpennys or something the men's department usually has shorts without the cargo pockets.
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>>2336459
It's the hats
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>>2336449
....or maybe the fact she looked more feminine in G1?
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>>2336456
>>2336459
Let's post every appleship.
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>>2336445
They are very comfortable and nice though. If it's warm you can fold them up.
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>>2336454
>that gif
Please delete your post, then >rape and shoot the artist who made it, then an hero.
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>>2336447
I'm actually laughing. Just try to... oh god. Try to look at that puppy coming out of her vag with serious face. God... even that one on her right side have small fucking hat and AJ hat... just oh god hahahahaa
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>>2336465
I fucking love Equestria Prevails
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Would you design a crutch that'd allow an infirm pone to regain his mobility?
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>>2336478
>best appleship hasn't even been posted yet

Travesty
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>>2336468
Sadly I live in germany so I have neither of those nearby, I'll keep looking though
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>>2336472
Yeah they all looked really feminine then that was the style plus how most girls shows were made by default
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>>2336462
>that feel when you want to fap but it's too cold to take your dick out
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>>2336492
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>>2336472
G1 is cute
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>>2336515
Is that movie good?
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Pick a pone.
any pone.
got one?
good
they are now trapped in the Tamer's digital world http://digimon.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_World#Digimon_Tamers. how doomed are they?
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>>2336481
.....hehe.......laugh.......he.........i'm scared.........
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>>2336525
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2336514
I don't know that feel, but it seems to suck.
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Wait a minute...

I thought this was a Fluttershy thread, not an Appleship thread...
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>>2336525
Pfffftchahahaahah
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>>2336514
>That feel when your balls itch from shaving
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.>>2336514
>that feel when you want to fap, but you already did three times within 24 hours, and it would just hurt now
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>>2336515


Who's the bottom-bitch between Applejack and Rarity?
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>>2336522
pokemon>digimon
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>>2336514
Its never too cold, you just need to spend more time prepping it
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>>2336529

What's up with all these people suddenly paying any attention to the OP?
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>>2336533
you have to fap through the pain
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>>2336529
I think I have the solution.
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>>2336548
>Kloudmutt
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>>2336529
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>>2336540
No one pays attention to the op. The op only exists so we can carry on this meaningless conversation.
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>>2336552
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>>2336529
Hello vagabond. This is the MLP general. No one cares what the OPs topic was since people change topics often.

also we decided to upgrade ponies is all
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>>2336536
X1000

>>2336548
A nice solution. Both are my favorite ponies.
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>>2336532
>That feel when all you have for shaving is a heavy-duty buzzcutter and you have to be super fucking careful when trimming your balls lest you take a fair bite out of it

Whenever it gets too hairy and it's time for a trim, you can just see my balls shriveling away in fright from previous missteps.
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>>2336536
opinions.
that one is yours
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>>2336536
SMT>Digimon>Pokemon
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>>2336567
>lest you take a fair bite out of it
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2336567
>that feel when having to spread your balls out perfectly flat so you don't clip them
>that smooth as eggs feel afterwards
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>>2336568
This isn't up for debate.
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Spike, you.......
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Which pony has the most money? The least?
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>>2336575
>smt
aw yiss
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>>2336568

There are right opinions and then there are wrong opinions. Your opinion is wrong.
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>>2336590
Rarity/Fluttershy
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>>2336588
the tails bows from g1 and g2 were very cute
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>>2336575
>SMT
wat?
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>>2336590
Celestia.

Whoever you like.
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>>2336586
>>2336594
Quiet. Adults are talking about the superior *mon.
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>>2336590
Richest to poorest
Rarity > Fluttershy > Applejack > Twilight > Applejack > Pinkie
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>>2336600
Shin Megami Tensei
Google it, son.
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>>2336442
Oh God, It's true! That expression...
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>>2336607
>Fluttershy higher than the others
>AJ twice
>No Dash
>Pinkie last
What
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>>2336597
They are. I wonder why there haven't been any tail-bows in G4.
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>>2336607
ehr,
R > FS > RD > TS > AJ > PP
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>>2336605
If it's so superior why is it a rip-off?
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>>2336590
former:twilight
latter:applejack
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>>2336590
Most is applejack or Rarity. Or maybe Twilight since she comes from an important and probably wealthy family.

Least is a toss up between Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash or Pinkie Pie. None of them seem to have consistent jobs. Pinkie seems to be a charity case for the cakes, Fluttershy doesn't seem to have any kind of job except taking care of animals (maybe she sells them?), Rainbow Dash probably has some kind of government salary for taking care of the weather in ponyville.
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>>2336596
>that feel when the only reason Fluttershy can go to the spa at all is because of Rarity's generosity
>that feel when you realize that was the real reason she was shying away from all the elaborate treatments
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who is River Song
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>>2336620
Being a rip-off and being better aren't related subjects.
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>>2336586
sure it is!
>>2336594
>Opinions
>Wrong
nope
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>>2336631
An old song about a majestic river
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>>2336607
I think:
Rarity > Applejack > Rainbow Dash > Twilight > Fluttershy > Pinkie Pie
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>>2336631
.......Amy Pond's daughter
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>>2336607
>>2336619
>>2336628
>Pinkie Pie last

Would you take Pinkie Pie into your home if she needed a place to stay?
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>>2336631
River Song is the worst Doctor Who character ever.

They tried to crowbar in a poorly written semi-love interest for no reason at all, and some of the fanboys ate it up.

It makes no sense canonically and it's just retarded fucking writing.
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for those who missed ERP
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Twilight is the richest because of her family and background
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>>2336630
that is really sweet and fits perfectly with the theme of the episode
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>>2336643
Definitely.
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>>2336630
It's always been my headcanon that Flutershy's parents are super rich, and give Fluttershy whatever she needs as far as money goes, because they feel that kids should be free to chose their own path in life; whatever makes them happy. That's why she has such a nice cottage out in the woods, full of all sorts of home medicine things, as opposed to her living in Cloudsdale. They just want her to be happy caring for animals.
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>>2336640
>Amy Pond
>River Song

seriously?
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>>2336522
Twilight.

Not very doomed I guess, approaching it analytically should work. Also magic clearly would work in the digital world.
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>>2336643
Bitch has enough money to buy multiple houses
Sure.
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>>2336643
Yes, but I'd be sure to slip her narcotics in all her food so she calms the fuck down some of the times.
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>>2336628
I don't think Applejack is rolling in dosh - losing the farm for money reasons comes up too much for that.
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>>2336643
Yes, but she has to calm down.
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>>2336648
But she only works in a library and her parents are piss poor because they had to pay for her education
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>>2336644
i thought she was an ok concept at first, someone who the doctor knows but they keep meeting at different points in their time lines, but then it just got stupid
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>>2336590
Rarity is a bourgeois reactionary, she's probably the richest pone
Fluttershy, being a meek little hippie is probably the poorest. She lives in a shack tending to animals for free after all.
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>>2336655
Have you ever read anything about Doctor Who before?
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>>2336655
do you even watch the show?
she grew up in a place that flipped first and last names, and had no word for "pond"
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>>2336628
Fluttershy would get government funding or a charities support for the work she does
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>>2336676
>>2336672
That's still stupid
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>doctor who talk
Spare me
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>>2336655
Google it up
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Song_%28Doctor_Who%29

"Born Melody Pond, River is the daughter of the Eleventh Doctor's companions Amy Pond (Karen Gillan) and Rory Williams (Arthur Darvill)"
I thought this was old news.
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>>2336683
Why do I Luna's mane?
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>>2336611
right, sorry.
>>2336620
>Calling Digimon a rip-off
Isn't that cute?
BUT IT'S WRONG!
digimon existed years before pokemon.
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>>2336644
Pretty much. I wish I could tell the writers how much I didn't care about her. Kinda like Cadence and SA.
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>>2336662
wealthy people always make it sound like they're poor
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>>2336685
We fanfic now
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>>2336683
So talk about pone economics instead. Or the fact that >there will never be a slice of life episode starring Celestia and Luna

That's the best I can do to help since it's way too early for fetishes.
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>>2336667
To clarify, I didn't mind her all too much in silence in the library/forest of the dead (IIRC that's the episode names). The whole "SWEETIE" thing is what made it retarded, and then the second Amy was brought into the series everything about River Song went full retard.

I mean it's as if they'd bring back the doctor's daughter and have her marry some future companion for no reason.
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>>2336680
yes it is, everything they've done with that character since she was introduced just got stupider and stupider
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>>2336694
my doctor who erotic fanfiction is about the doctor and river's child who has her own tardis
the master is in love with her but she can't ever love him because she's already in love with my pony OC who she met in Equestria
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>>2336662
Well businesses have to keep generating profits or they will go under very quickly. Doesn't mean they still don't make profit when they work.

Otherwise to me it mostly just seems like lazy plot devices or otherwise farmers get treated like shit in Equestria. Most retired farmers I know are millionaires from selling the land they owned.
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>>2336687
Digimon manga: 1997
Pokemon: 1996.
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>>2336696
fetishes aren't my thing anyway. Talk a little bit more about equestrian economics pls
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>>2336707
>Doctor Who erotic fanfiction
You have reached a higher plane of autism.
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>>2336689
>>2336662
She's insolvent because of shitty management , so she has means, but often there just aren't enough bits in the coffers when the bills come in
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>>2336707
>tfw they will never do anything with the doctor's daughter
>ever
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>>2336707
You just reminded me that there's an official crossover comic between Doctor Who and Star Trek TNG. ;_;
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>>2336713
>1 year difference
>Ripoff
wat
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>>2336721
Probably because after all she is just a dumb country girl.
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>>2336656
actually, considering Twi's problems with accepting things she finds "unlogical" I think she'd have a slightly hard time with accepting a whole new world.
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>>2336696
That would be so great. I absolutely love those two. I hope they at least show up more in S3.
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>>2336685
>The character was originally created purely for the plot of "Silence in the Library".

Wow. Actually I probably could have guessed that.
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>>2336729
>don't mudda the issue with your fancy mathematics
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>>2336729
Don't forget racism!
>Is your zebra sense a-tinglin'?
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>>2336715
Did somebody say fetishes? My fetish is I actually think Dash is rich. She has a cushy job which is almost certainly government-funded, either by the larger government or the local one, and she doesn't really have much to spend it on. She's probably loaded. Most of them probably are, really--Twilight likely has educational grants coming out of her ass, Rarity has more work than she has time for, Fluttershy doesn't need money anyway, so on. Applejack and Pinkie would seem to be the worst off.
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>>2336742
>>2336747
and that's why Applejack is mud tier pony
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>>2336722
>that fucking feel
I mean fuck, don't make her live only to never talk about her again. She was interesting, damnit! I guess it was another one of Moffat's "fuck you"'s
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>>2336750
Pinkie probably sells copies of that party cannon and other things for money
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>>2336747
>implying that wasn't a good joke
>>2336729
>>2336742
I want to see an episode where Twilight has to tutor Applejack for some kind of quizbowl thing. I think it would be >cute.
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>>2336760
This was hardly unexpected.
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>>2336676
So in many mythologies and settings, dragons are known to be able to interbreed with just about anything. Do you think that, seeing as we've only seen one female dragon in the show (Crackle), that Equestrian dragons breed with whatever they come across if there's a shortage of females?

Could even explain those huge-ass swarms of dragons.
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Which fanbase is worse?
MLP or HS?
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>>2336732
As a computer generated world it operates in a pretty logical way. As long as she could keep her cool for the first five minutes I think she'd try to learn as much as she could about it.
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>>2336723
That's a damn shame.
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>>2336750
unf

I think Pinkie's better funded than we think. She's got the dosh to not only buy a fuckload of cider, but also to throw parties all the damn time AND to spend on stuff like hidden eyepatch/ball caches all around town. Either she's riding the family rock fortune or she's getting paid top dollar for her work at the Cakes'.
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>>2336750
Dude, she's a slacker and yet she has a house up in the clouds: of course she's rich!
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>>2336771
Both are shit.
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>>2336764
She has to work for the cakes to make a living. Sorry bro, head canon can only bring you so far.
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>>2336778
>house made of clouds
That's pegasi version of living in cardboard boxes, just a very fancy ones.
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>>2336668
Somehow I doubt she tends to all the animals for free. She probably also takes care of and/or grooms pets for a fee. Sort of like a pet daycare center.

And given her brief modeling career, perhaps she even provides special services to stallions when business is slow.
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They are all poorfags-
-Twilight is living on student loans
-Applefag is always losing her farm and can't even pay for her granny's hip surgery
-Rarity just runs her boutique; if she were rich, she'd have employees
-Flutters lives in a fucking tree, and apparently doesn't even HAVE a job. I'm thinking she's a stoner, talking to squirrels and stuff.
-Pinkie works for the Cakes for room & board, so no real currency she has either
-Rainbow might have some dosh, but she's a total nigger, napping and laziness considered, so I think she makes minimum wage -> poor as fuck.
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>>2336765
It was a great joke! But it was also pretty racist.
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>She has to work for the cakes to make a living.
I don't remember when they showed that
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raid over yet?
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>>2336750
Pinkie can almost certainly summon that wealth out of nowhere.
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>>2336777
Oh man, I'd partially agree with that, but with the concession that I don't think she'd work for a profit. If she just broke even she could make people happier AND get along fine herself. Pinkie doesn't seem the type to be in it for the profit.
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>>2336777
She works as a party planner. She organizes Cutecineras and birthday parties all the time. Her baking abilities might not all be there, but she does bring in the dosh.
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>>2336778
Clouds cost nothing and she has the ability to move and sculpt them herself with minimal effort. It's possible her job is quite low paying.
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>>2336771
What is going on there?
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>>2336793
We also never saw her selling anything. So all we have are >assumptions
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>>2336793
I think it's implied. They wouldn't let her freeload, would they?
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>>2336768
It could explain why Spike is such a useless mongrel, definitely some questionable blood flowing in there.
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>>2336785
Cloudsdale is built out of clouds, and it simply has to be an economic powerhouse. Clouds are a multi-purpose material!
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>>2336791
>it was also pretty racist

How? Its a joke. Racism implies some kind of hatred to me.

Then again racism has lost all meaning in todays world
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>>2336803
Homestuck General
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>>2336818
What the hell is that thing though?
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>>2336793
faust said something along those lines I think
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>>2336785
yeah, very plebian.
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>>2336806
Maybe her and the Cakes are relatives.
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> Once upon a time, there was an video game that came out named "Amnesia the Dark Descent" and people, fan of this great horror masterpiece joined and formed a community... this comunity originated the first custom stories... and for a time it was good... but then seeds of bronies and retarded Pewdiepie fans started to grow among them... and then as the bronies and bros could not coexist whit the original community... flamewars begun.

> One by one, new custom storys were made whit the retarded influence caused by the bronies and the "bros"... it was chaos... the rest of the people that were still loyal to the original game had to fight whit the two retard fan communities at the same time... and if nothing is done... the frictional games community will just be filled whit lazy and childish custom stories makers...

> the end
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>>2336750
AJ owns a farm and A LOT of land. That must be worth something. They may not have heaps of money, but in material or property values, I imagine they are far from poor.
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>>2336798
don't stop because you're probably right. She doesn't really strike me as one who values material goods too much beyond their usefulness in making people smile - saving up for that cider was probably the most money she'd held onto for a while.
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>>2336750
Twilight is richest pone because her parents must be loaded as well as the fact that she is the Celestia's protege

Rarity is probably doing fine money wise, but I doubt she's loaded seeing as she still lives in Ponyville

AJ probably has some money issues because of that giant farm that she needs to maintain

Pinkie is probably not very rich either as she spends everything on parties

Dash is probably loaded seeing as she built her own house and doesn't have much shit to spend her dosh on

Fluttershy doesn't do jack shit and probably lives of stallion semen
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>>2336798
If she just broke even she should...


my fucking head can't process that.
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>>2336817
>Racism impies some kind of hate

it just means that you assume something about somebody else based only on their heritage. Like, that all Zebras have some kind of special sense (which isn't what Applejack was implying though)
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>>2336771
The Homestuck fandom isn't as "loud" as the MLP one but is definitely way more fucked up. So MLP's more retarded in terms of stupidity and amassment, while HS is more "tumblr-centric" and if you'll pardon the term, "autistic."

Like in MLP maybe the worst you got was Yamino flipping out about Derpy. For HS there are people who threaten suicide and write 3 page essays if someone does something that offends their headcanon.
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>>2336806
>freeload
She probably pays the rent.
>>2336804
Yeah, but that doesn't make my>headcanon invalid
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>>2336824
something skinless
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>>2336814
Obviously his parents were a slutty dragon and a girly stallion.

That he's overshadowed by femininity in Ponyville while growing up is going to cause some really serious issues for him later in life.
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>>2336844
>She probably pays the rent.
And how would she make money, if not from the bakery?
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>>2336851
>>2336764
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>>2336843
I don't think the HS fandom has made a fuckdoll.
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>>2336843
>isn't as loud
ie. people don't scream bloody hate that much about it
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>>2336814
Or maybe it's that he was raised to be a nerdy pony's errand boy?
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>>2336817
I guess it all depends on whether or not "zebra sense" is a real thing.

You're right though, it's not actually "racist" since there's no element of racial superiority. But racist is mostly a meaningless word nowadays.
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>>2336844
Doesn't make your headcanon valid though
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>>2336857
So?
Shit like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyFXNMVbO5Q is way more fucked up than a fuckdoll
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>>2336843
Damn that's impressive.
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>>2336831
>Apple family owns....
Fix'd it for y'all. Also notice how they never have the same surname, despite being "family"? That's 'cause they're basically a mafia family. A fruit mafia.
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>>2336857
Like it matters.
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>>2336865
Not any more valid than any other headcanon.
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>>2336871
not really.
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peni
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>>2336804
she sold muffins that one time
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>>2336878
That is my headcanon
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>>2336857
Ohohohoho

If I had a picture of it, I'd show you that one of Kanaya

>>2336860
Yeah I guess. You have to realise this IS a show for little girl's though.
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>>2336832
just imagine a world where everybody's smiling because they just recently threw an amazing party with Pinkie's help, and all they had to pay for was materials. Because Pinkie does.
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>>2336878
But ponies don't have surnames.

Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armour, et al.
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>>2336884
How is a fuckdoll more fucked up than that?
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>>2336843
I thought Jake beating up meenah would cause more of a shitstorm.
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>>2336896
The cakes kinda do.
oh god that name
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>>2336885
HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN PONY

CALM THE FUCK DOWN


SHIT
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>>2336885
>rewatch Hurricane Fluttershy
>realize partway through that Scootaloo was not present
Hmm
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>>2336831
I don't think most people understand businesses or property values in the general. Unless land is valued at nothing in Equestria, they're sitting on a pile of potential gold with their farm land.

I think the apples losing their farm is just really lazy plot devices because its hard for me to believe a farmer with that much land could be poor, I know shit loads of farmers and they're all fucking richthen again this is written by canadians
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>>2336774
>The digital world of digimon.
>Making logical sense.
the digital world is chaotic, not logical.
you can do crazy shit in the digital world if you think you can.
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>>2336857
That was made to deliberately fuck with people who'd be upset by it. Also profit.
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>>2336891
It is, but people hating it dig really deep for it's deviancy that would be otherwise left unnoticed.
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>>2336904
>>2336896
I think we can agree that pony names don't follow any set rules
>flim flam brothers
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>>2336897
Spitting in a bucket is just unhygienic. However creating some kind of fuckdoll or buying one is evidence of some deep sitting sexual mental issue.
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>>2336904
They do, but that doesn't mean they are proper surnames more than a simple naming convention the cakes stuck to for some reason.

Unless we we down the line that Sparkle is Twilight's middle name and she has an additional name as her surname, there is no true naming convention in Equestria.
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>>2336922
>we we
*we see

Shit.
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>>2336871
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>>2336907
Equestria =/= Earth

Land isn't as valuable in Equestria seeing as how few ponies live on a large amount of land
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>>2336920
It's an evidence of wanting to put your penis into something that isn't your hand.
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>>2336917
>flim flam brothers
does this mean their names are flam flim flam and flim flim flam
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>>2336922
You're right. Some of them seem to have a family surname though. More likely though is they have a naming convention.
I doubt that much thought was put into it though, so it's likely just "whatever".
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>>2336920
>creating one
no, that's a sign of business prowess
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>>2336907
i think they are not in as much financial trouble as they say, farmers tend to act like they make a lot less than they actually do
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>>2336934
I think it was, yes.
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>>2336871
They even got the creator to do it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3g-g2itv0s
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>>2336937
and no artistic standards
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>>2336920
Creating it is a sign of wanting to make money.
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>>2336934
>mario mario and luigi mario
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>>2336940
There is something wrong with that perspective.
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>>2336907
It'll be insolvency guys
It doesn't matter if you have $5 million bucks worth of property if you can't sell it or borrow against it you can get fucked over so easily
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Hate to pull a Ross, but, WIP. Can anyone that's played Morrowind verify whether or not the setting is... Morrowindy enough?
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>>2336950
>Americans think Mario is from Brooklyn
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>>2336947
>art
>dignity
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>>2336936
Pretty much. A simple "What name sounds girly and cool? Will that name sell toys? Sweet, use that name."
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>>2336940
>no Raindrops
0/10, see me after class
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Will desktop ponies ever update again?
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yay
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>>2336947
>artistic standards
>making plushy toys for grown men
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>>2336956
Dark blues aren't morrowind. Needs more ashy brown
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>>2336956
it looks morrowindy enough to me
thats a scrib next to twilight right?
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>home alone
>feeling kinda bored
>start walking around the house like a giant mech
>make appropriate sounds with mouth
>vvvvtkchunk vvvvtkchunk
>turn to see Pinkie at the door
>you freeze
>without missing a beat she joins in
>you both stomp around for the next few minutes
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>>2336950
>halo master chief
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>>2336947
>tfw you read that as autistic standards
goddammit MLPG
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>>2336956
More brownish if she in the swamp area.
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>>2336938
Pretty much. Every farmer I know makes shitloads of money but doesn't do shit with it. They all seem content in living in their shitty little farmhouse built in the 60s when they could probably build a mansion.
>>2336932
Well thats certainly some kind of headcanon but its not like we can really say whether thats true or not.
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>>2336971
stop that
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>>2336971
I can totally imagine her doing that.
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>>2336967
>>2336977
Ah, true. The colors definitely aren't final. Not even sure if I want it to be night time or not.

>>2336968
Yes.
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>>2336956
It looks a bit too blue.
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>>2336956
Needs more brown.
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>>2336987
And bloom.
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>>2336971
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>>2336971
What is pinkie favourite mech?
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>>2336993
And guns
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>>2336956
Not enough cliffracers. Need at least 4-5 of them circling her in the air.
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>>2336956
it needs less vertexes
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>>2336980
Maybe Applejack has high net worth but terrible liquidity. I think I used those words right.
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>>2336998
Not enough oscar mike tango be advised incoming hostiles tango tango
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>>2336998
and explosions
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>>2336964
I'm trying to write a replacement. Programming is hard though. Also fuck COM and D2D.

Anyway it'd be nice if there was a pony desktop toy that didn't use pixel art.
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>>2336993
Bloom if you add the MGE though. Vanilla don't have bloom.
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>>2336985
aw yeah
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>>2336871
>>2336871
> "I swallowed it"

JESUS FUCK
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>>2336956
Needs more dinosaurs
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>>2336971
I would watch mecha anime with Panka Ponk
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>>2336971
Sometimes when we were bored with my girlfriend we played that I'm her mecha suit.
She stepped on my legs and hugged me, and I started to walk around with outstretched legs and stiff arms make robot sounds.
That always made her giggle.
Good times...
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>>2337010
Refcounting got you down, or can you not into QI?
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>>2337014
You mean that someone ingested all that saliva afterwords?
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>>2336999
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>>2337034
I fucking hated those assholes.
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>>2336971
>she has no idea what you're doing, but it sure looks fun
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>>2337019
What about NGE?

Do you think she'd connect with the existential themes? Remember Party of One.
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>>2336967
>>2336977
>>2336986
>>2336987
Quick fix.
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>>2336800
She's the weather team leader. She probably has a decent wage but then I doubt she has that much use for it. In any case she doesn't appear to be struggling to get by.
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>>2337015
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Lo0qD6rOz8&feature=related

He's right
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>>2337045
Much better.
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>>2337045
Now it instantly looks more like morrowind.
Impressive.
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>>2337007
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>>2337045

Very nice.
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>>2337034
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>>2337054
Do you have the rarity version of that pic?
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>>2337045
Much much better.
But you really should add a cliffracer or one of those snail-thingies to the background
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>>2337060
would you call your favourite pone 'scum' __sexually?
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>>2337062
Nope, sorry.
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>>2336956
Aye, as someone who loved Morrowind I can say you did a good job. Don't forget the crabs, though.
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>>2337067
I'm kinda going for >feels, otherwise I would.
>>
There will never be a My Little Pony video game.

Fan games don't count
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>Rose drew The Kid
Oh god yes
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>>2337045
Now put more dinosaurs in it
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>>2337075
Oh, okay, then carry on.
Looks good, by the way.
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>>2337086
dinofag pls go
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>>2337078
good
unless it's a batman tier licensed game
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>>2337078
About that......
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>>2337096
Not even dinofag. But it is scientific fact that dinosaurs make everything instantly better.
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>>2337078
>There will never be a pony RTS, fangame or otherwise
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>>2337084
Who is that?
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>>2337078
There are always the flash games
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>>2337107
What would you do in a pony rts anyway?
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>>2337107
>y'all must construct additional apple trees
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>>2336909
Which is funny because in reality computers work on logic
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>>2337105
>Implying older gens count

HAHAHAHAHA FUNNY.
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>>2337107
A tactics RPG was tossed around a while ago. Would be pretty fun.
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>>2337107
There's always that Vicky II mod
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>>2337113
The protagonist of bastion.
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>>2337113
do you even bastion?
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>>2337030
I haven't gotten that far yet. I'm still trying to figure out how to do hardware accelerated rendering to a transparent window in the DWM. I only started work a couple of days ago, but I have a lot of trouble keeping myself motivated.
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>>2337113
>the PC from bastion
>go buy the humble indie bundle right now and play it
I IMPLORE YOU
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>>2337124
tactics RPG IDEA, not an actual concept. Sorry.
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>>2337123
Now you are just being picky to save your incorrect statement.
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>>2337126
>>2337127
>>2337130
Oh that pretentious hipster garbage?
No thanks
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>>2337107
>there will never be a Dwarf Fortress style game where you start with a band of settler ponies and found a new town in the name of Equestria
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>>2337123
There also this.
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>>2337138
Kill yourself this instant.
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>>2337138
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=owQg9CRJgN0
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>>2337138
0/10
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>>2337084
He looks too kawaii
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I want to make love to Fluttershy slowly
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>>2337138

Hello /v/.
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>>2337119
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>>2337138
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>>2337138
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>>2337130
This. There is actually no better way to spend $7.80. Those fucking games.
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>>2337141
You know you can just download the pony mod for Dwarf Fortress right?
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>>2336940

A fine arts education is possibly the most useless thing one could ever learn.
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>>2337142
>you will never play with your very own pony
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>>2337152
>Slowly

C'mon step it up
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>>2337152
i want to make love to fluttershy nonsexually
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>>2337160
>tfw I owned all but Bastion and bought it anyways.
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>>2337143
>>2337148
>>2337156
>>2337153
>madly hyping an overrated game
>>>/reddit

There was a reason everyone was pissed off that this did so well at the /v/GAs of all places. Overrated crap
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>>2337162
Will anybody ever celebrate Zecora's birthday
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>>2337164
...I knew that picture was familiar.
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>>2337095
I am paying them? Then I have then clean the [s]house[/s] no wait, its never dirty.

Well I dunno what can they for me.
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>>2337171
>/v/GA
>implying /v/ opinions are worth shit
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>>2337171

It may be overrated but it's still a good game.
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>>2337171
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>>2337164
Oh shit Mr Miyagi knows how to ballet
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>>2337162
I know, but I don't want ponies getting their lungs and kidneys punctured by goblins and committing suicide in tantrum spirals.

I want them to make pretty dresses to sell in Canterlot and maybe deal with the occasional monster invasion non-violently
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>>2337160
$8 for all that vidya, also the bastion sound track, my god that sound track
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>>2337171
You are welcome to your own shitty and incorrect opinion, you are also welcome to keep it to yourself.

Thanks for listening.
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>>2337171
>>>/v/
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>>2337167
I want to make love to Fluttershy even if she doesn't
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>>2337171
Go away.

Nobody here agrees with you.

Enjoy you are cowadoody.
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>>2337167
I want to rut Fluttershy like the little whore she is
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>>2337179
>implying
Actually /v/ have been correct on every game this last year

Just look at Diablo 3.3 and ME3
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>>2337138
I know everyones mad at you and I'm not sure if you're serious. I agree that most indie games are pretentious hipster bullshit but this one is an exception, the story is great plus the soundtrack is really good too

http://youtu.be/t8cELTdtw6U
http://youtu.be/YlfUcnSbKDA
http://youtu.be/gQWAcgefsQQ
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>>2337190
I can't stop humming the songs. I haven't even finished the actual game yet.
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>>2337200
>There will never be a Gaben game
Why do i still live?
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>>2337202
I'd rather tease her with my hands until she begs me for it.
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>>2337200
>overrated crap game which is madly overhyped because people tell you to like it
>suggests I go play Call of Duty, exactly the same
Hahaha, oh my god
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>>2337204
>correct about every game this year
>two examples of games that were obviously going to be shit right from the start

You aren't very good at this.
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>>2337209

That damn Build That Wall still gives me the shivers.
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>>2337204
>both good games by almost any standard
>over shadowed in /v/'s mind by drm and EA
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>>2337204
/v/ has been wrong since it started calling unreleased games blunders.
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>>2337215
Because GabeN is too buse watching ponoe.
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/chrome-pony.html
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>>2337204
They absolutely call every single FUCKING game shit, of course they'll be right in some cases.
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>>2337220
I couldn't be bothered to list every game that's been released this year, but you know as well as I that it's true
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>>2337215
http://www.totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.php
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>>2337215
>Crab Nicholson: Extreme Sleepover will never be a thing
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>>2337204
It's been an incredibly easy year to predict...
Nothing released this year will be good.
>>
we /v/ now

can we talk about ponies again
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>>2337209
I've played it and finished it.
Not bad, but noway near as good as people claim it is.
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>>2337218
>hasn't even played the game
>doesn't know anything about it aside from the game being "overrated hipster bullshit"
>still keeps saying that the game is overrated hipster bullshit
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>>2337235
that's because /v/ hates videogames
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>>2337228
ME3 bored the shit out of me and felt medicore
Skyrim bored the shit out of me and felt over hyped medicore
I haven't touch D3 I might pirate it but I heard a lot of issues with servers, hacking and even single player problems
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>>2337228
>Diablo 3
>good
Enjoy your shitty faux difficulty, gold grinding and terrifically short game
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What do you think the ponies do for Celestia's big jubilee celebrations?

What do you call a thousand-year jubilee, anyways?
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>>2337241
What will be released this year anyway?
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>>2337248

It's /v/. Stop trying to reason with it.
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>>2337234
now we need one for IE just cause
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>>2337248
Stop arguing with /v/. You can't win, he'll pull an "IT WAS MERELY AN ACT" if he's losing
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>>2337241
There are two games I'm looking forward to.
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>>2337138
I bet you hate Botanicula and Limbo.
Faggot
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>>2337244
If we would do that we would be even more like /v/
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>>2337051
>>2337052
>>2337055
Thanks.

[ShedYourTravails]
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>>2337244
Where does pone enjoy being scratched the most?
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>>2337236
Hardly, those games were obviously going to be bad. Look at the buildup, Mass Effect went through rewrites, we witnessed Hamburger Helper as an example of the writing staff, the forum modfaggotry stamping down on any outspoken opinions...
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>>2337235
>Max Payne 3 is still being lauded like shit over in /v/
>as did any game with any ounce of difficulty
Wrong
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>>2337253
>>2337252
>that feel when haven't even touched D3 since I bought Dragon's Dogma
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>>2337044
I don't know if I could watch the TV series with her. The rebuild should be fine though. Those happy endings. She'd definitely understand it, considering her childhood and all, but also I think she's a lot more intelligent than she appears to be.
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>>2337255
Bioshock Infinite got delayed so..
Nothing
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>>2337253
I enjoyed diablo 2, so I will thanks
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>>2337248
I am >>2337245

Cut assuming things, faggot.
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>>2337228
Sorry but that's objectively wrong. You don't need to be /v/ to realize that Diablo's DRM is a complete piece of shit - although the rest of the game is great; and then ME3 is just complete crap, just like any other ME game for that matter.
>shoot 7 people in boring combat
>run down 2 corridors
>listen to another Best Story Ever written by Hamburger Helper for 15 minutes
repeat this enough and you get the full ME experience
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>>2337274
Goddamit... I can't burn DD properly for X0 on my dvd burner. Feels bad.
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>>2337241
Dragon's Dogma just came out and its fun as fuck so you're wrong there.
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Ponies.
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>>2337283
>"Overrated crap game"
>"It's not bad"
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>>2337234
Chrome pony > Firefox pony.
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>>2337295

What kind of cutie mark is that?
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>>2337295
That's not a pony
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>>2337265
>Limbo
>Good
Ok come on now you're just asking for it

That WAS pretentious hipster crap that was like, two hours long and you know it
2deep4me clearly
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>>2337164
Nietzsche would disagree
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>>2337255
>Dota 2
and everything else is shit
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>>2337295
>>2337295
Is that Glory?
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>>2337254
Adamantine Jubilee
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>>2337299
Why do we need ponies for botnets now?
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>>2337305
Are you actually implying Dota2 is good?
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>>2337292
But its not fun without trading pawns with people. The pawn system is actually pretty neat and I hope they expand on it if they ever make a sequel.

Japanese devs seem to be the only people innovating anymore
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>>2337282
So did I. I played through it twice this year again
It just made it worse
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>>2337304
implying Nietzsche made anything worthwhile
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>>2337254
What would you gift to the immortal Sun Goddess that rules the magical country as a Princess and basically has anything she wants?

Honestly, I dunno, but some kind of big celebration event organized by the ponies, where she later will be invited, could do the trick. I, actually, had an idea for commish regarding the subj but it turned out to be complicated and I haven't heard from the artist fir a while now.
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>>2337308
because we need ponies for everything
everything
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>>2337297
Yes
>game is not bad
>people spunk all over it and in every feasible direction
>they claim the game is GOTYAY
That is the very definition of overrated - making something out to be far greater than it actually is
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Should Spike have just embraced his greed dragon nature? Let's think about this for a second;

>Gets to fly off with Rarity AND gets his ruby back
>Starts hoarding gold and gems, which Rarity would probably love (look at how she tried to scam that red dragon in Dragonshy)
>Crazy powerful
>Wings
>Looks like a badass

There was like, one downside and that was having to leave Ponyville.
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>>2337268
I haven't heard that in so long.
Thank you LK.
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>>2337322
Fact.

He was a piece of shit philosopher only beloved by fascists and petty teenagers.
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>>2337305
>>2337310
Yes

This, Tribes and Max Payne 3 are the only decent things released this year
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>>2337328

>wings

u wot m8
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>>2337328
He would also rip Rarity to shreds if he ever tried to mount her.
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>>2337328
>wings
do you even watch the show?
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>>2337289
I know D3 drm is shit
but they overplay it no-end
and the gameplay in ME3 was almost identical to ME2 which they received far better
the writing was inexcusably shit though

/v/ has a near concrete verdict on any large game well before it comes out, and nothing changes it DX:HR being an exception
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>>2337342

Well then he'll just have to walk. No biggie.
>>
Would you hold out your hand so a curious, yet cautious pone could smell it?
>>
>implying you guys would not play this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59JjCCyeo80
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>>2337327
>crap game
>not bad
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>>2337348
Lyra pls go
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>>2337342
>magic to accommodate
>cum inflation galore
i think i like this outcome
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>>2337311
Sorry... pirated x0 is a pain to play even original games. I would buy it with pleasure if I could get into multiplayer but I know my console will be banned at once after pluging it online.
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>>2337328
>wings
also
>the only downside was not having any friends or ever feeling love
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>>2337346
>ME2 difficulty
>It's actually...decent difficulty scaling. Enemies actually get smarter

>ME3 difficulty scaling
>SHOOT AN ENTIRE MAGAZINE INTO AN ENEMY'S HEAD TO KILL IT
>>
Can we stop being /v/ now?
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>>2337346

>but they overplay it no-end

You can't overplay DRM that shitty. There is no excuse for it. Nothing can make up for it. If you give up to DRM like that, you're just taking it up the ass like the bitch you are.
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>>2337348
I'd give her a sugar cube to ease her worries, too
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>>2337335
Dota has always been terrible, no kind of graphics or minor gameplay updates can fix that, but I forgot about Tribes...
Ok one good game this year.
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>>2337356
>crap
>in comparison to it's hype
hurr
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>>2337332
Fine, what about Schopenhauer, who though arts were able to temporarily allieviate the suffering of willing
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>>2337343
>>2337337
>>2337364

My bad, I made an assumption based off when Spike turned back and they both were left hovering in the air, I clearly am a failure.

>>2337342
It's not about the sex, it's about the possession.

>>2337364
Also, love is gay.
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>>2337070
If she wanted me to.
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>>2337348
Sure. My friends cats are like that. They smell it then they nuzzle it. I know you would love it, Lyra.
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>>2337328
>becomes non-verbal
>leaves friends and family
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>>2337358
It just spurts out of her instant he comes.
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>>2337356
What are some good games with crabs?
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>>2337228
> ME3
> good

nigga please
worse than /v/
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>>2337372
>GW2
Okay it has its downsides but still, it looks decent.
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>>2337372
>Dota
>terrible
You watch your whore mouth, that was my favourite game when WC3 was still worth playing
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Oh, so the original Green Lantern is gay now.
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>>2337328
>Spike
>Growing wings

did you even watch the episode

Spike doesn't have wings. Spike never will have wings. Even in his greed form, he doesn't have wings. Why do people assume he'll suddenly sprout wingbones?
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>>2337142
Check out the bedroom eye and plot on that blue one in the background...
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>>2337386

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSHvPJD_558
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Can't we at least talk about E3 if we're talking about video games?
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>>2337378
>implying sex isn't possession

Do you even into modern feminist theories?
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>>2337393
Yes. It would change with a different writer.
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>>2337373
Yes if everyone screams OHMAYGODITSTHEBESTTHINGEXISTING you play it and are like meh... then yeah. you can feel greatly disappointed.
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>>2337388
>>2337372
And Dark Souls for PC
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>>2337370
>>2337381
>you will never earn enough trust to give pone a gentle scratch on the withers
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>>2337386
Crabs? Go for Cortex command Krabb
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>>2337399
>H-here I g-go...
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>>2337388
I think even if the game wasn't good I'd still play it a bit.
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>>2337402
Exactly - it's overrated to shit

I am willing to bet that a lot of the praise it gets is because people expect it to be good, and wantit to be good because of this exact reason
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>>2337369
the problem is they go
>d3 has inexcusable drm
well then
>THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME IS SHIT
>FIRE THE CREATIVE DIRECTORS
>ART IS TERRIBLE
>BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
>LETS GO BOMB METACRITIC

when really the game part of it is >fun
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>>2337335
Crusader Kings 2
eat shit nigga
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>>2337395
>plot
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>>2337388
Yeah, it won't be bad, but I predict dead servers and shit community.
>>2337404
Yeah, I didn't want to count re releases and ports. Feels like pushing it...
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>>2337346
The writing for ME3 was fine until the shitty ending that gave zero closure did not depend on any choice you ever made or how your played your shepard (going against the mantra of choice bioware had been spewing since ME1).

I mean the story was predictable as fuck and it would have been fine because I was anticipating it but the ending just left a sour taste in my mouth
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>>2337419
>Dead servers
What
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>>2337395
Do you have any idea what you want to do to that blue pony?
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>>2337365
we must have played a different ME2, because it was still pretty much whack-a-mole
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>>2337416
In the end what they're doing is good, at least telling the devs "No, we did not like this worst-DRM-ever". If I were to discuss the game online, I'd definitely keep pointing out its flaws, because I want it to have a bad reputation, because they deserve it.
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>>2337406
>pone will never paw at your leg when you're doing something important
>she will never continue to bother you until you give in and give her some attention
>she will never be sated after a single scratch beneath her chin and run off to find something else to do
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>>2337431
Ride it

That's what ponies are for
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>there will never be a pony version of this
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>tfw a human will never offer his hand to you, allowing you to suckle on his fingers
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>>2337426
as in most people won't be playing if for more than a couple of months
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>>2337406
>you will never fall asleep in the hay with your favorite pone
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>>2337416
>DRM
>Kind of shitty artstyle that just deviates entirely from previous games
>Inferno mode is literally 100% bullshit. Difficulty scaling is buttfuck retarded (440% health and 50% damage increase with 4 when they already one shot as it is)
>Inferno mode is just literally frustrating and boring as fuck to play
>The endgame is a huge goldgrind, that's all you do
>It's about 2-6 hours long
I could go on and on
I'm all for difficulty, but pseudo-difficulty like this, or far too punishing it just no fun
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>>2337442
>yfw a human will never let his fingers slide through your mane and comb it
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>>2337443
>guild wars 1 was second most popular mmo behind wow
>no subscription fee
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>>2337442
I've sucked on my gf's fingers before, she really likes it for some reason. Maybe penis envy.
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>>2337448
Inferno mode was made to be impossible though. Hell mode is the end of the game.
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>>2337445
That picture is cute as hell
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>>2337443
That depends on the developers though, GW1 wasn't dead until they introduced heroes and stopped releasing expansions.
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>>2337442
>>2337452
stop it stop it, no fair ;_;
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>>2337448
>or far too punishing it just no fun
welcome to diablo.tiff
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>>2337445
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>>2337448
>The endgame is a huge goldgrind, that's all you do

I take it you've never played the other diablo games or similar ARPGs before? Because that's all they are when you beat the final boss.
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>>2337439
>you will never have a pony pet

Fuck this gay earth
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>>2337465
>>2337460
Wasn't the case in Diablo 2
I don't want to be doing a massive goldgrind, forced to play solo because the difficulty scaling is pure bullshit
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>>2337473
That doesn't make it any better though
>>
I can't decide whether or not to take some amphetamines and start ponying
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>>2337448
Taking your opinions and pretending like they apply to everyone is what makes /v/ what it is.

"I don't like this game for reasons X, Y and Z." becomes "IT'S SHIT. ENJOY YOUR SHITTY X, Y AND Z FAG"
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>>2337394
Because people can't let go of silly headcanon.
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>>2337481
Then it's a problem with the genre, not exclusively D3.
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>>2337473
Diablo 2 at least had PvP to keep your mind sane
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>>2337464
>a human will never massage your hoofes with slow circular motions of his thumb
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>>2337463
It still wasn't dead when they add in Zaishen Quest, the HoM calculator and 2 campaign-like expansion content in the game.
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>>2337452
>tfw when a human will never scratch your chin and trail down to rub your belly
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>>2337178

They're there to make sure you're comfortable and that you don't have to lift a finger yourself.

>you want a drink
>Sweetie grabs the can and a glass full of ice and brings it to you on a tray
>Scootaloo brings in the mail
>Applebloom trims your hedges/mows your lawn
>you probably shouldn't ask any of them to cook, though.
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>>2337445
Someone should make that picture but with a pony
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>>2337457
freud pls go
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>>2337494
Blizzard already said they're going to put PvP in, it just wasn't ready at launch.
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>>2337484
Don't take drugs. Not even the ones who are given to you by the doctor.
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>>2337485
>implying I said that
I explicitly stated my opinion, not yours, faggot
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>>2337445
Does real pony respond to boob like pone?
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>>2337463
>>2337456
But GW1 was released in a different market with less competition.
The only people who will be playing GW2 months after release are the people who played GW1
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>>2337494
Well they are adding pvp to Diablo 3 but everyone knows its going to be unbalanced as fuck right away.

Although Diablo 2's pvp wasn't balanced ever because it was all 1v1
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>>2337448
At least it isn't call of duty eh.
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>>2337506
Fucking Freud
He was so full of shit
I'm glad he's essentially irrelevant and mocked now
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>>2337509
This. We all know the only MLPG-approved treatment is homeopathic medicine.
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>>2337516
That's still a fucking huge amount.
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>>2337426
>dead servers
with GFWL we'll be lucky if the servers will be up enough to be ded
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TALK ABOUT PONIES, FOR FUCKS SAKE

I'll start: Your favorite pony now has the color scheme of your least favorite mane 6 pony and vice-versa. Which two have switched?

Do they look nice?
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>>2337503
>tfw human will never play with your ears, flopping it up and down
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>>2337525
I enjoy CoD multiplayer because it's fun.
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>>2337507
They should have waited until PvP was ready
The endgame is so fucking dull and hair-pulling-tier
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>>2337522
>but everyone knows its going to be unbalanced as fuck right away.

>blizzard
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>>2337504
>the ice cubes in the glass are on fire when Sweetie gives them to you
>you can hear an explosion as Scootaloo enters your house holding singed bills in her mouth
>the lawnmower goes out of control and crashes through your front windows before bursting into flames
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>>2337535
Rainbows look bad with everything
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>>2337528
rightly so
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>>2337535
PROTIP:
You just talk about the show if you want to. Don't start off by complaining, because that just marks you as a bitch.

Also, pick an interesting topic for fuck's sake.
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>>2337525
>replace D3 with CoD in that list
>replace Inferno with vetera
>replace endgame with weapon headshot grinding
Haha oh shit it still fits, nearly
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>>2337539
Take a break from it man. Play another game or something. Go get Dragon's Dogma.
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>>2337516
Which is fine.
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>>2337535
>I get Yellow and Pink Twilight and Purpleshy

I guess it's okay.
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>>2337535
This would be my answer. My favorite look a bit odd in rainbow.
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>>2337555
Veteran is easy as fuck.
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>>2337535
Its funny you say that because its in the picture you posted
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>>2337530
>homeopathic
>not poneopathic
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>>2337534
But GW2 doesn't run on GFWL
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>>2337534
We were talking about GW2, not DS
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>>2337555
>>2337537
>grenade spam and infinitely re spawning waves of enemies
I don't think D3 can be worse than that.
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>>2337563
>poke head up
>every enemy in an area instantly gets headshots out the ass
>take two and you die
>they take far more bullets to kill
The same bullshit difficulty ramping ans Mass Effect and D3
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>>2337566
>not getting your vibrational energy from the sun at the earth's core
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>>2337536
>tfw human will never gently use his finger to trace the fluting of your horn
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>>2337535
>twilight and rainbow dash
it would look like it does in your pic
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>>2337553
Eat shit.
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>>2337549

I agree.
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>>2337535
I don't have favorites.
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>>2337534
Ummm, GW 2 don't have GFWL.
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>>2337566
(1) Take pony juices
(2) Shake it
(3) Dilute it
(4) Shake it
(5) Dilute it
(6) Shake it
(7) Drink it
(8) Become pony
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>>2337576
Invulnerable Illusionist Mortar Arcane

It's like I'm playing Touhou!
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>>2337579
Yes, it's bullshit and anti-fun.
But it's still really easy.
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>>2337587
Rainbow with Pinkie colors looks okay. For some reason though she looks like a boy with Rarity's colors.
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>>2337582
>that feel when you will never feel his powerful digits pressing into your wings in all the right places
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...and so hour became hour and half.

mlpg give me some creative idea to draw please.
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>>2337572
>>2337591
Some of /v/ thinks this is the real cover, you never know.
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>>2337605
draw the idea of dignity
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>>2337559
>>2337533
Just saying.. It will end up like every other MMO has the past years.
It will probably stay alive a little longer due to no subscription, but it will never be a "WoW killer" or anything.
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>>2337597
Not that guy but fuck that shit
Every other Veteran mode was kinda annoying but hard-ish to finish

But then Black Ops
Fuck everything about that Veteran
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>>2337587
Everything goes with best pony
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>>2337605
draw
>>2337445
with pony
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>>2337605
>>2337612
Draw Twilight drawing the idea of dignity.
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>>2337605
Pony Louis XIV
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>>2337605
You favorite pony licking a salt rock/ice cube
.
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>>2337613
So? I wouldn't want it to have WoW's player base if that was optional.
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>>2337613
WoW is so big nothing but itself can kill it.
Blizzard is well on its way to do exactly that.
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>>2337534
>>2337572
>GFWL on an mmo

That would be the ultimate form of torture
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>>2337605
draw green
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>>2337613
I disagree
WoW subs have dropped dramatically this last year

GW2 looks different enough that it will pull in a large portion of them. That and no sub fees
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You are allowed to have any two of these ponies.

Which two do you get, and what adventures will you have?
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>>2337597
It's artificial difficulty.
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>>2337597
I think Far Cry or FEAR had brilliant difficulty rampings.

The only problem I had with Far Cry was the unrealistic amounts of bullets it took to kill an enemy character if you didn't shoot them in the head.
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>>2337605
Fluro Pony
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>>2337636
Berry and Derpy.

Drunken stupid adventures.
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>>2337613
Ummm, They say Guild Wars 2 is never a "WoW killer" or anything. Heck, people think GW 2 is Free to Play but its Buy To play.
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>>2337613
You can never kill WoW with force. Blizzard has a head start and is more than willing to steal all the shit that makes your game unique and assimilate it.

If you try to compete with WoW you'll get stomped. The solution is to not compete with WoW.
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>>2337611
It is. That's on top of 90% of PC vidyagames. It means that the game runs on a Windows PC. It has no "Live" there, if it had, then it would mean what /v/ thinks it means.
Look up GTA IV box or check your own to see what I mean, there's a small "Live" on the right.
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>>2337636
berry punch and derpy
we gonna get drunk and wreck shit
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>>2337636
>Implying everyone won't pick lyra and bonbon

At least, all the intelligent people will
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>>2337617
Human... I could try drawing a human. On it.
>>2337632
Not my color
>>2337612
>>2337619
9deep
>>2337623
No idea what is that about
>>2337624
Nah I want to get something a little bit more complicated done.
>>2337642
I'll dig into that idea later on.
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>>2337645
They explicitly stated they didn't want to copy any ideas from WoW
Like, they backed the fuck away from it

As is, it seems like a Frankenstein-esque creation that ripped the most interesting parts from Age of Conan, Warhammer Online and WoW together
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>>2337641
Or Far Cry Instincts. Didn't make the game any harder per se, but it took away the radar and enemies actively flanked you
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>>2337663
>He can't draw dignity
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>>2337673
Post your example, please.
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>>2337636
Rose and Cloud Kicker, we'll take over the world.
>>
friend off where
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>>2337647
It was made by a fan years back but they still use it, I'm saying that /v/ doesn't know shit sometimes.
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>>2337641
>first FEAR
>amazing showcasing of AI and use of lighting
>every expansion gets progressively worst
>and then we get F.3.A.R.

Why is the video game industry so shit?
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we can talk about the best and most beautiful pony, if you are so bored
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>>2337636
Lyra and Derpy
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>>2337636
Lyra and Derpy
Hotdogging and dexterous hand adventures.
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>>2337647
Isn't it
>Games for Windows
It's a game for Windows.
>Games for Windows Live
Xbox Live/cheevos
?
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>>2337680
>Sometimes
Most of the time
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>>2337663
>no idea what that is about
>not knowing about based Sun King
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>>2337673
>you can't draw air.
What is all of this about? Dignity would be rather drawing of spiritual like manner. I don't feel for that.
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>>2337677
I need that cloudkicker .gif. You know, that one?
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>>2337636
The adventurist Lyra and her foil Bonbon.
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>>2337587
Rarity's coat color is very acceptable.
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>>2337636
Candy Mane and Rose.

I love girls with short hair, so that goes onto ponies. Rose has a nice colour combination.
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http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/566429325/tropes-vs-women-in-video-games
lel
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>>2337679
http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_2_results/
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>>2337676
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>>2337547

>Sweetie goes for a fire-extinguisher
>it somehow turns into a flame-thrower
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>>2337701
PFHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
IS THAT YOU SMILE?
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>>2337701
10/10
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>>2337680
Right, didn't think when posting, replace "It is" with "It could be". One way or another, GW2 doesn't have anything to do with GFWL.
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>>2337684
solar wind
freshly baked bread
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>>2337683
>First Harry Potter
>exploration and creative objectives are promoted
>amazing models like pic related

>latest Harry Potter game
>Gears of Wizards : Modern Zappy Sticks
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>>2337668
You forgot Gw1's setting on that list. Also I think Gw2 was pretty fun to play. Guess I must be some kind of drone.
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>>2337688
Yes. Games for Windows just means its a PC game.

Games for windows LIVE means enjoy your terrible terrible multiplayer experience.
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>>2337690
I consider it... Maybe for a paiting piece why not. I'll try to emulate that picture.
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>>2337688
Exactly. The Live version is the complete bullshit. GfW doesn't affect anything, it's just telling you that it won't run on Macs or Linux.
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>>2337636
Derpy and carrot top or lyra and bon bon.
Hmm.
I really don't know.
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>>2337408
He said GOOD games.
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>>2337701
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>>2337718
>forgot my pic
Fuck everything
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>>2337701
I don't get it
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>>2337698
>http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/566429325/tropes-vs-women-in-video-games
>With my video web series Feminist Frequency
>she's the one making those youtube videos

Holy shit and people are actually funding this shit?

Kickstarter is the next worst thing to happen to humanity.
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>>2337744
do you even simpsons?
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>>2337718
>>2337741
I miss MLPG - pottermore general edition
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>>2337737
Kirk in that episode is the perfect representation of the typical 4channer
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>sitting at computer
>lean back in chair a little
>pony flies over and lands on your lap
>snuggles her face into your chest
>no pony, I am at computer
>pony does not leave
god dammit
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>>2337744
It's from a famous cartoon. It's okay we don't expect everyone to get the joke here.
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>>2337596
invulnerable and illusionist are exclusive to each other anon
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>>2337764
Actually, no.
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>>2337718
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>>2337773
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>>2337748
>Kickstarter
>allowing idiots with money to fund stupid ideas at the click of a button
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>>2337762
>shading with black exclusively
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>>2337683
>Doom/Doom2
>Hectic combat and enjoyment
>id Tech 4 Engine tech demo aka Doom 3
>LOLMONSTERCLOSET U SCARED BRO
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>>2337773
oh, well its from an old simpsons episode
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>>2337636
Cloudkicker and Raindrops

It's fucking adventure time
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>>2337713
I know I've played it. But I have seen people on /v/ thinking it was for some reason. That doesn't even work in the trolling sense it's just confusing.
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>>2337766
Kinda. Maybe if that one exchange went more like:
>Kirk: My bed's a racing car! Do YOU sleep in a race car?
>Homer: I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
>Kirk: You jelly of my sweet racing car? Enjoy your fail waifu and your aids, jelly faggot. U mad.
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>>2337748
You underestimate the intelligence of people as a whole
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>>2337764
>>2337780
>>2337787
Okay, thanks I guess
>>
>you will never play a modern game that sacrifices story for the sake of gameplay
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>>2337795
More like: Enjoy your 3dpig.
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>>2337767
>wanting pony to ever leave your lap
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>>2337785
>implying I can be scared when I can't even see anything
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>>2337787
>8th season is old
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>>2337810
>at this point there have been more terrible simpsons seasons then there have been good ones
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>>2337809
>Amnesia
>choir
>can't see shit
Oh well there's nothing there
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>>2337801
Just Cause 2, Saints Row 3
Okay SR3 has kind of shitty gameplay but still
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>>2337807
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>>2337782
Are you talking shit about my favorite artist?
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>>2337810
There are 23 Season of the Simpson so far.
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>>2337807
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>>2337821
I really liked SR3
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>>2337809
>run around with gun
>"Aw shit, can't see fuck. Better get my flashlight out, making me super vulnerable."
>SUDDENLY MONSTERS OUT THE ASS
>frantically switch to a gun
>too late, u ded
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>>2337807
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>>2337782
Where is black
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>>2337810
>8th season was 89yrs ago
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>>2337762
I don't see why shading with black gets such a bad reputation. That looks fine. Surely it depends on how strongly you do it and also what blend mode you use.
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>>2337827
They really watered down what you can do compared to SR2
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>>2337849
I know, but I still liked it.
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>>2337827
So did I, but the first two balanced gameplay and story perfectly.

I've never felt such rage mixed with sadness when Carlos was killed by The Brotherhood.
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>>2337849
>Be PC gamer
>want to play SR2
ah well
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>>2337836
I don't remember Eva ever having tits in this episode

>>2337842
It looks good if you can do it well
Look at Redline
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Okay I gotta go pay rent so don't anyone post ponies until I get back!
as if you fuckers post ponies!
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Would you let Chrysalis suck you dry before injecting your seed into Twilight's vagina with her mouth?
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>>2337827
It's a >fun game, but it has terrible performance issues and my greatest issue is how dumbed down airplane controls are, even in advanced mode.
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>>2337767
>that feel when pone is sleeping on your bed
>can't listen to music or they'd wake up
>can't type quickly or they'd wake up
>end up just going to bed even though you aren't tired
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>>2337866
Because of the Smug Duck.

A cheeky animator must have posted an edited version on the internet, where the duck was removed.
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>>2337864
But you can play SR2 on PC
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>>2337821
Just Cause 2's story was hilarious. The whole game was great. I had no idea I could laugh for so long at my own antics.
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>>2337864
the_horror.jpg
I started playing it but.. it's far from good.
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>>2337870
Will that involve me dying?
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>>2337884
MY NAME IS BOLOOO SANTOSIIII
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>>2337883
Have you actually tried playing SR2 on the PC?
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>>2337878
>get to cuddle pone
I think that's a good deal
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>>2337883
Extremely shitty optimization.

I can play it fine but I have a 560ti. There are fan patches that fix it for most people though
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>>2337866
i wonder why
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>>2337884
>140 hours played
Yeah.
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>>2337896
Yes and it worked fine for me
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>>2337878
>you bought headphones the next day
>the computer screen, however, is still bright enough wake the pony up
>decided on making a schedule and go to bed with the pony, again
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>>2337900
>>2337904
I have dual 6770 and patches, and it still plays like shit. Performance is mostly fixed, but the controls are still terrible.
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>>2337780
so umm.. what is this?
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>>2337878
>eventually fall asleep being the big spoon
>wake up to find her butt in your face
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>>2337909
>>2337878
So you have cats too or is it just me?
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>>2337901
That fucking duck.
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>taking a shower
>hear pone come into the bathroom
>before you can ask her what she wants she mashes her ass against the glass shower door
>her well-pumped cunt squishes up against it and you can see it flex as she winks a few times
>she pulls off with a wet pop, the outline of her engorged vulva plainly visible on the glass
>>
>that feel when you just feel completely empty and listless
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>>2337914
Oh well, I was playing with a controller.
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>>2337916
It's dignity!
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>>2337917
*fart*
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>>2337901
Oh now I remember
That fucking smug cunt
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>>2337920
My relative have a cat. Its fucking adorable.
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>>2337917
I fucking hate that with my cats
Stop putting your ass near my face
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>>2337934
>"Hee hee, sorry."
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>>2337940
but your nose is nestled between her soft cheeks, anon
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>>2337940
I bet the little fucker even likes it
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>>2337909
>she can't stick to her schedule
>wakes up hours later than you and is still awake when you go to bed
>still wants attention
>you put her outside in the hall and close the door
>she sits there and whines loudly until you let her back in
>she immediately jumps onto your bed and curls up on the pillow, falling asleep instantly
>you know if you move her she'll never sleep again
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>>2337914
>not having a controller to use for certain PC games

I have one just for all the fucking emulating I've done.

Also sli doesn't work great with every game, in fact it can be even worse for some games.
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>>2337891
DA REEPERRS

>>2337903
Only 66 hours here. I haven't installed the trainer yet though.
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>>2337617
Um... what pony should it be?
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>>2337925
No.
>Taking a shower
>Pone wanders into the bathroom
>Steals your clothes and towel, and trots out happily

>You leave, damp and naked, and walk around the house looking for her
>She's in your room, your shirt hanging loosely off her body
>"Look anon, now I get to be the human!"
>She picks up a comb in her mouth and starts trying to brush your damp hair for you
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>>2337959
Applejack
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>>2337948
>implying I want my nose between my cats cheeks
I ain't no catfucker
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>>2337953
>she wakes you up
>"I'm hungry."
>fuck's sake pone, you had food not long ago
>"I know, but it was light. I'm hungry again."
>get up
>feed pone
>now she's hyper because she's eaten
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>>2337925
>pussy pumping
fucking FINALLY, i'm here when this shows up
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>>2337965
Sounds right.
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>>2337925
Stop making me boner, I just fapped
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>>2337959
>>2337965
Seconding this pony
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*wwalks into thread*
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>>2337969
Much better
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>>2337968
PONE cheeks, you dunce
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>>2337955
I do have a controller, it's still shit.
Gotta love AMD's drivers though:
>BC2 won't even run with crossfire
>terrible performance drop in SR3 with crossfire
>disabling crossfire fucks up the entire desktop, all windows, so I usually don't even bother
Just Cause 2 is one of the few games that run a lot better with 2 GPUs.
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>>2337984
*ollies outy*
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>>2337636

Rose and Lily

I would see how many times I could get them to faint in one day.
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>>2337989
I never mentioned pone though
I was talking about my cats!
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>>2337969
>jesus christ just get your own food we even got a special machine, you just have to press this button and it all comes out
>"I like it better when you make it"
>she still only half-finishes it and leaves it there for hours
>the instant you throw it away she comes back looking for it
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http://www.facebook.com/bombhair

pone version where?
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>>2337866
>>2337842

It's generally not how light works. Color theory popularized in the 19th century the use of shading with complimentary colors as opposed to shading with pure black or white.

of course, >pastel-colored ponies.
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>>2337984
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>>2337992
FOR DA GRORY OF POW NOW
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>>2337958
Install mods from that modding site, some of those are just great.
>Pocomtuck Nomad modded into the heaviest, strongest, and best armed vehicle
>3km grapple range
>unlimited ammo
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>>2338001
>"I like it better when you make it"
Hnnnnnnng.
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>>2338010
>still believing 19th century theories
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>>2337925
oh gosh, is this a thing?
please let this be a thing
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>>2338001
>she refuses to eat the food that's still in her bowl
>her pone OCD means that there must be some food remaining in the bowl or she can't stand it
>you put some more food in the bowl
>"But now the new food is mixed with the old food."
>go to change the food
>change the food
>place it down
>"I've lost my appetite. Can we go outside?"
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Waiting for season 3.
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I'm just going to stop trying
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>>2338036
>put pone outside
>go to bed again
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>>2338036
>open the door for her, even though she can open it herself
>she stands there looking outside for 5 minutes then walks back into the house
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>>2338030
I bet he still thinks the earth is flat
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>>2338055
Really? I don't want the summer to end.
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>>2338065
>where are you going
>"I want US to go outside, not just me."
>but it's 3am pone, I am tired
>"I will wake the neighbours up if you don't."
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>you will never run pone over with a car
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>>2338034
I want it to be a thing, but I can't be the only one talking about it.
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>>2337999
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>>2338086
good
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>>2338070
>1492 was two hundred years ago
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Guys, why does it seem like every contributor comes with their own special care package of drama?
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>>2338088
i love pussy pumping. kinda find it hard to believe there's noone else talking about it.
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>>2338093
Are you sure? >>2338084
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>>2338100
homo sapiens
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>>2338100
Because the ones who don't want drama remain anonymous or rarely post with their names
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>>2338100
Not all of them.

Everyone has issues, contributors have names that mean anything they say can be linked back to them in the future. A bitchy anon contributor still has that problem, but not as much as a namefag.
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>>2338086
Someone have that .gif with the cat being run over by the rc car?
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I'd do anything for a pone that was almost as capable as you but still acted like a pet sometimes
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>>2338103
When I post in the night threads I get the occasional unf or pls dont stop, but very rarely will someone greentext back.
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>>2338100
because you guys won't like my OC!
>>2338084
>put on her favourite jacket and attach her lead
>put on your thickest coat and nicest walking boots
>take one step outside
>she refuses to walk
>"It's cold, can we go back inside?
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>>2338103
It's okay, but I don't think that it translates very well to ponae.

Not really my fetich either, it looks like a peach wearing a toupee
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>>2338100
I don't want drama

Though, I don't think I've ever encountered any drama during my time here at all
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>>2338010
That would have the effect of desaturating it as well as darkening it, right? You could always do that by shading in black, then duplicating the layer into a normal layer and a saturation layer.
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>>2338118
>>2338119

this
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>>2338128
>take her back inside
>this is getting ridiculous, pony
>you need to start to act mature
>her eyes start to well up
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>>2338100
>tfw you're a contributor and have never once been a part of any drama whatsoever
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>>2338128
>he's using a name
aw yiss at last
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>>2338129
>it looks like a peach wearing a toupee
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>>2338065
my dogs do this all the time
do you want to go out or not
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>>2338155
And cats are always on the wrong side of the door
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>>2338123
i'm usually asleep for "night threads" might have to make an exception for deliciously plump pussy
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>>2338146
>she refuses to talk to you the entire next day even though it's completely her fault
>you eventually cave in and apologise, and she jumps up at you to nuzzle your hand like she's happy you finally came to your senses
>>2338150
it's only a matter of time until I start avatarfagging
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>>2338169
Irrelevant to me, it means I can filter you finally
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>>2338169
You are a terrible pone keeper.
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Anyone colouring?
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>>2338177
good bye. Are you going to crack open a bear?
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>>2338169
>cycle starts again
>drastic times mean drastic measures
>we are going for a drive, pony.
>"Ooh really? Can we go to the park?"
>settle her into the car
>drive to a pony adoption center
>"... why... why are we here?"
>somberly step out of the car
>it's time to go, my little pony.
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>>2338192
Do it yourself
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>>2338183
I love you too anon
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>>2338183
oh hooray, does this mean you'll stop complaining about him?
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>>2338177
>you will never have a pet bear
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>>2338192
Dooks coloured that one ages ago.
And shit, it looks better than most of my recent stuff.
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>>2338202
As much as I love your >greentexts, please don't avatarfag.
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>>2338200
No

I am going to punch you
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>>2338217
that was a joke
I don't have enough pictures of my OC anyway
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>>2338205
>implying I've ever complained about him
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>>2338234
oh, sorry I thought you were that one guy that always complains about him
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>>2338217
My studies in human interaction lead me to believe that was a "joke."
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>>2338225
>she looks about rapidly
>she stares back at you, her eyes streaming with tears
>"Please..."
>it was only a joke you stupid thing. I'd never send you away. But seriously, stop being a cunt.
>she sighs with relief, then her face turns into a mask of bitterness
>she hits you
>"I hate you."
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>>2338244
I know it was a joke, oh studious one.
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>>2338266
Nah man you have to act.
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Dead?
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>>2338398
oh so dead
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>>2338398
Nigga we in new thread

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