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hit the shower thread
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>>2330419
MORE MARKER PONE
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>hope
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Did I miss RarityQuest?
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>>2327019

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>>2329972

Capped!
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>>2330433
Would you boop a marker pone?
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>>2330456
Would she mark me as her territory?
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>>2330441
It didn't happen tonight.
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Did glutinous glue ever draw anything from his faux-friendoff list?
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>>2330407
Would you a slow derpy?
How loved would you make her feel?
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Why dont the ponies like me?

I do everything for them. I make treats everyday and put them out, but they never take any. I got them all nice gifts and everything.

Don't they want to be my friend?
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>>2330441
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.
html
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>>2330441
If you mean yesterday's run, then yeah.
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%20Archive.
html
Tuesday 9PM EST is the next one.
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>>2330479
You kidnap them from their home and you expect to them to like you?
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Wanna party, MLPG?
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>>2330471
Oh, OK then.
Can't miss any of that wacky shenanigans.
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>>2330464
Mark how?
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>>2330476
I'd make her feel like the most special pony in all of Equestria.
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Marker pone.
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>>2330433
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>>2330497
That's up for you to interpret.
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>>2330493
no.
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>>2330479
>they will never reply to you
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>>2330491
It works for some people!
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>>2330505
She is a very pretty pony
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>>2330516
Oh new art.
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>>2330493
fuck off acid
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>>2330516
Only 23 more days.
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>>2330493
>you and your friends will never gather weapons before going on an adventure through the dangerous depths of Scratch
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>>2330516
Aww
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>>2330407
Fuck, the one time I need that reaction pic of Cyborg saying to hit those showers, I don't have it.
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>>2330516
>marker pony scrunch
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>>2330505
who made that?
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>>2330491
But I did everything right! I used really soft ropes so they wouldnt get hurt, made them each a soft snuggly bed to lay in. I even style Rarity's mane. I didnt know how but I'm sure she gives point for effort

Why dont they like me?
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>>2330545
miLes
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>>2330552
You need to give her the dick
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>>2330530
What's the matter, anon? Can't handle a little fun?
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>>2330545
Smiles.
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If Derpy is a slow pony.
Does that mean some stallion took advantage of her?
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showers?
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>>2330552
>Rarity
hey anon could you also kidnap me?
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>>2330561
No, it just means she's not as fast as other ponies.
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>>2330516
>That scrunch
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>>2330552
You need to cuddle them.
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>>2330524
But its kidnapping! They would be sadden that they cannot see their family and friend just because you want a cute pony to take care of. She all alone, worrying bout them while her love one worry about the pony you kidnap.
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carnifex has a nice, distinct style

ponies in hoodies may be my favourite thing
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>>2330476
>>2330378
>>2330368
>>2330365

I don't really think of her as any different from anyone else, intelligence-wise; even if she's clumsy and occasionally slow on the uptake, she's still a hard worker, and an emotionally-capable parent who can take care of herself and provide a loving home for her daughter just fine.

But she lets her parents look after Dinky while she's at work just because they love their granddaughter so much.
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>>2330564
I miss stalkershy.
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>>2330564
Please wait until after the bump limit.
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>>2330555
da? tumblr?
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>>2330577
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>>2330476
Yes Nonsexually.
Not a day would go by without me trying to make her feel loved.
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>>2330574
So if I kidnap Rainbow Dash it would be cool, right?
She doesn't have a family.
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I DEMAND MORE BATH/SHOWER RELATED IMAGES
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>>2330590
http://milestheponeexclusivedrawfag.tumblr.com/
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>>2330559
lose the dick
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>>2330573
But I do!

Every night, but they bunch up really tight and try to wiggle away. I don't think they like it at all.
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>>2330577
>Ponies in hoodies.
Just stay away from Florida.
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OP PROMISED ME SHOWER PICS
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>>2330564
>socket wrench
>on plumbing
0/10 immersion never even achieved
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Let's see if this works.

[LIGHTUPTHEV]
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>>2330577
I remember the first time he post his art.
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>>2330560
>smiles

oh, isn't he the guy who makes us gifs?
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>>2330602
hot
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>>2330608
You need to add bellyrubs and ear scratches to the mix. If that doesn't work you just have to release them and catch a new batch.
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>>2330600
She have friends that cares for her. The yellow one would worry and cry.
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>>2330612
Did he get acquitted yet?
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>>2330581
Its too late for her. She sleeps with the fluffy ponies now
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>>2330635
But nobody cares about the yellow one.
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>>2330559
The fuck? Is there something wrong with her boobs?
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>>2330604
thanks!
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>>2330476
I would bake her treats once a week, immediately followed by movies while lounging on the couch, or a picnic in better weather.

I'd visit her during her lunch hour to take her out, or bring a decent meal for her.


And most importantly, I'd never stop telling her how much she means to me, always while running my hand through that golden mane in a reassuring gesture.

Everything else would be secondary to making her feel loved.
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>>2330642
We had a bit of a stalkershy thread a few days ago.
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>>2330645
You DO NOT want to know.
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>>2330635
Then I will just have to kidnap all the ponies!
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>>2330618
I know... that images rustles my jimmies. Where's the trap? A socket wrench? Drain line not angled for flow? WTF?
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>>2330654
Thank you.
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>That feel when Notch loves ponies
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>>2330644
The purple would wonder where she at, then start a quest. All else fails, she goes to Celestia to find Dash.

All assuming that Dash would not put a fight against you first.
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If you kidnapped Scootaloo no one would miss her.
She has no family and no canon place to call home.
Is it kidnapping if you only wanted to give her a home?
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>>2330407
>reposting a picture from last thread as OP
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>>2330631
>release them

I dunno, anon.

I like these ponies. I dont know if I could bear to let them go. I give them belly rubs, sractches, heck I rub them everywhere non sexually
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>>2330661
You're a beginner. Start off with one pony that no one really likes and use it as a test run.

>>2330663
Ponies don't know a thing about plumbing.
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>>2330645
Yeah, a furry drew them.
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>>2330564

>>her whole body flushes as her anus clenches with arousal
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>>2330619
Haha, wow, when did they do this?
It sounds pretty good compared to other attempts at singing they've done.
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>>2330683
But you obviously don't know what you're doing. One day they will escape and murder you in your sleep.
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>>2330684
neither do artist apparently
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>>2330670
Great, not all his autistic fans are going to loose their shit.
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>>2330701
No idea. I just pulled it out of a /v/ thread.
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>>2330682
it's a good picture, and look at all the sweet pictures we got out of it
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>>2330592

>playing in the rain with the CMC

Hnng!
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>>2330670
For a moment there I thought he was implying they don't watch the show.
Which would have been pretty funny.
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>>2330670
>>2330711
I thought he was indifferent to it? He just made a bet that "HumbleBronyBundle" contributer tag donates more than him he had to watch an episode. Hadn't followed it since then, but going by this pic I guess it's continued on the more recent bundles.
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>>2330684

He DID start with one no one really likes
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>>2330670
>notch singlehandedly defeats brony bucks
What?
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>>2330677
>that pic

oh man, peurple pony may be smart, but she acts dumb with books
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>>2330736

He donated a cent more IIRC unless something else changed.
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>>2330703
But wont they just do that anyway if I release them?
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>>2330739
>Implying Twilight is smart.
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>>2330745
Current "top contributors" thing has him beating them by $800 or so, at the moment.
http://www.humblebundle.com/
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>>2330734
She's an Element of Harmony. Celestia HAS to send ponies looking for her.

>>2330748
Not if you knock them out first. You'll have to find a new lair if they know where you live though.
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>>2330765
Man, I dont want to move. Thats too much work.

I'm just going to keep these ponies forever.
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>>2330758
Smarter then you
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>>2330756
>kloudmutt
that takes me back
>back about 15 months
huh, seems longer
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remember how we prided ourselves on being nothing like ponychan?
remember how we claimed we don't hugbox or circlejerk?
have you said a single bad thing about jessy, ever?
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>>2330772
Look man you can't keep them all
To suspicious
I'll help you if you want
I'll take Rarity from your hands
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>>2330756
We Twixie now?
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>>2330772
Your funeral.
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Most attractive pone

1. Rarity
2. Rainbow Dash
3. Twilight Sparkle
4. Fluttershy
5. Pinkie Pie
6. Applejack
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>>2330796
>dash
>2

My sides!
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Most attractive pone

1. Rarity - Of course
2. Rainbow Dash - Lean and athletic
3. Twilight Sparkle - Skinny nerd body
4. Fluttershy - That mane
5. Pinkie Pie - Kind of chubby, gross
6. Applejack - Hillbilly-teeth, and disgusting freckles
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>>2330796
You're underestimating the gorgeousness of firm, appley glutes
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>>2330803
>Kind of chubby, gross
They all have the same body anon.
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>>2330783
Sometimes her voice is a little irritating.
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>>2330796
Rarity > Rainbow Dash > Pinkie Pie > Twilight Sparkle > Fluttershy > Applejack
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>>2330796
>Dash as 2nd
What like of this is this?
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>nobody appreciates Treekicker

Yankees. All of ya.
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>>2330783

Plenty, actually. Namely that she attentionwhores and her art is cute, but uncreative.

We might have said more, but I can't remember right now.
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>>2330786
I remember that ship. I also remember reading a lovecraftish fic with it in it.
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>>2330803

>>2330796
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>>2330833
i like apple pone
she is probably the sexiest pone
of the mane six, anyway
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most attractive pone

1. Rarity - anyone who says different is objectively wrong and probably a Communist.
2. Twilight Sparkle - either demure nerd or horny librarian. good either way.
3. Dash - everything is tight and firm. no bounce, but you don't need bounce.
4. Applejack - rough-and-ready ranch girl.
5. Pinkie Pie - chubby, probably smells like candy.
6. Fluttershy - has no outstanding qualities apart from being quiet.

none of them are unattractive. but some of the pones are more equal than others, y'know?
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>>2330833
She my 2nd favorite pony for me. I just love her hard working attitude along other things.
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1) Fluttershy (she's so quiet)
2) Applejack (so strong)
3) Pinkie Pie (Easy-going and fun)
4) Twilight Sparkle (soft and intelligent)
5) Rainbow Dash (lean and energetic)
6) Rarity (I love her refinement and class, but...)

man this is hard
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>5man Acid's Anus
>Big tittied anthro Luna is your healer
>she's really fucking terrible at it
>No healers ever ever EVER want to do AA, and you really need a chest drop from the last boss mob

Wat do?
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>>2330803
>Dash
>higher than AJ
>2
I mean AJ is like my second least favorite pony but I would fuck her over Dash any day
And Pinkie chubby? Please she never stops moving.
Also Fluttershy above Pinkie?
3/10
See me after class
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>>2330783
>remember how we prided ourselves on being nothing like ponychan?

we never did that

>remember how we claimed we don't hugbox or circlejerk?

we never claimed that

we hate(d) ponychan for taking themselves too seriously, and ruining our message of love and tolerance
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>>2330475

Nope

knowing him he'll probably do something unexpected and replace all the characters with his monster things
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Official Tier list right here.

Best Pone Tier
Treekicker

2nd Best Pone Tier
Derpy

Still Great Tier
The rest
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>>2330856
And we also laughed at their police state level mods.
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>>2330833
She kinda climbed up on my list but that's because she FS and RD are shitier

I still love them all tough
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>>2330786
>worst pairing in the fandom
Hi
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>>2330844
>Fluttershy - has no outstanding qualities apart from being quiet.
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>>2330852
Retype that in English.
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1- Twilight
2- Everyone else

Easy peasy.
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>>2330833

>you will never give Applejack a relaxing rubdown after a hard day's work
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>>2330869
Not now Deadpool, we are talking about fucking horses.
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>>2330844
1.Rarity
2.Twilight
3.Pinkie
4. Dash or AJ can't decide
5. Flutter Autism (Shouldn't even be on the list)
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>try to play Halo 2 for some nastyalgia
>FOV of like 30 degrees
Jesus fuck how did I ever deal with this it's like running around with binoculars attached to your eyes
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>>2330879
>you will never brush her sweaty coat after a hard days work
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>>2330856
>we hate(d) ponychan for taking themselves too seriously
>and ruining our message of love and tolerance

Guess what
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TWILIGHT WHY IS THAT IN YOUR LIBRARY
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>>2330904
>king cheetah

TACTICAL NOPE
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>>2330904
>King Cheetah
Pleas no
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>>2330856
>we hate(d) ponychan for taking themselves too seriously, and ruining our message of love and tolerance

Waaaaaaaait.
Brony, you are doing it wrong.
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>>2330856
...You're either very new or very trolling.
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>>2330895
>Guess what

Chicken Butt!
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>>2330904
>King Cheetah

Why is that on your computer?
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>>2330904

Anthro style is very unappealing. The faces. They look so "animal". Snouts I guess. Compare that to FiM faces, which look very human. Anime style human but still
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[Nostalgia]
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>>2330924
THIS FUCKING SONG MAN
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>>2330904
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>>2330915
>...You're either very new or very trolling.

Or old enough to have been here when we trolled /co/ with love and tolerance.
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>>2330924
I LOVE THAT FUCKING SONG
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>>2330924
throw your glasses at the wall!
and good fortune to us all!
hey hey hey hey hey
moscow moscow!
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>>2330877
LK pls Renne Quest cast pic like Weaver did
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>>2330935

>Or old enough to have been here when we trolled /co/...

What's this 'we?'
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>>2330783
Yes, I don't like Jessy, I like her art though.
And no, this is not a circlejerk just because we don't straight out jump at every name- and tripfag shouting ANONYMOUS POWER!!1!

>>2330856
>ruining our message of love and tolerance
>ruining
>our message of love and tolerance
>our
What.
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>>2330879

>you will never give Applejack a full-body massage
>you will never feel her melt in your hands
>she will never make visiting you a ritual after work each day
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>>2330919
>>2330941

Is /b/ trying to raid us? Well, just so you know we've seen much worse.
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>>2330783
Jessy's an attentionwhore with no self respect and her art is bland and uncreative. And I'm not even Ross.
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>>2330942
The nazi version is better.
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>>2330949
>What.

History lesson: ponychan took it from /b/ who took it from /co/ (us)
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>>2330783
Yes
I said bad things to everyone that deserves it
Except Tess
I can't
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>>2330950
>She will never ask you to help clean her after a long day of work
>You will never wash her back and mane of dirt and sweat
>She'll never do the same for you
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>>2330958

it's those darned baked goods folks. or maybe Ross is attempting a new tactic.
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>>2330924
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmCnR3Uiv6g
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Someone needs to make all these Deadpool pics into Pinkie.
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where did jessy go?
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>>2330969
Tess is like Eurobeat. He doesn't deserve bad things said about him.
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>>2330950

>not being Applejack's main squeeze
>not doing it because she's your sugarcube and you love giving her a chance to relax after working so hard
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>>2330958
It's the same people we get after every new horse before bump limit.
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>>2330979
That's a terrible idea.
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>>2330950
>>2330972

You know - farm girls do exist.
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>>2330987
>applejack's main squeeze
this sentence made my heart hurt
why anon
why
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I'd post spiderpones but alas I have none.
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>>2330946
Huh, hadn't thought of that. Could be neat.
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>>2330924
[onetwopunch]
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>>2330960
>her art is bland and uncreative

art of the pony time. i'd rather be creative than technically proficient
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>>2330991

I haven't seen any spammers for a while. The last time it was dubs-spam. And I did that because I got bored one day.
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>>2330967
I don't think I need the history lesson, but the only reason we ever used that was annoying the rest of /co/. There was no message.
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>>2331006
Thank you for proving my point.
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>>2331005
Jessy's neither
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We ded,
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>>2330983
This Day sounds weird as fuck with Eurobeat singing it.
It's like, a r63 version of Cadence singing about his gay wedding.
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>>2330995

dear /mlp/

how do I seduce farm girl to be my applejack
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>>2330630
Trixie seems like the kind of pony that would beg for your attention if you didn't give it to her. If she saw you not paying attention to her boasting or a show she was putting on she'd show up on your doorstep the next day and demand to know why you ignored her. If you didn't answer she'd spend the rest of the day following you around a demanding, then asking, then begging that you acknowledge her. If you continued ignoring her you'd wake up the next day with her laying on your chest with her head in your crotch and tail tied to her back.
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>>2330995

yes, they do. but sadly, they're all in one of three categories. if you're in The Civilized World, they're a bunch of tree-hugging hippies. if you're in the Mid-West, they're completely out of reach because nobody actually lives in the Mid-West. and if you're in the South, they're rednecks and/or Klan members. none of these types are good.
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>>2331022
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I know Applejack gots lots of friends and that she's pretty social... But is she a virgin?
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>>2331026
Ignoring what the lyrics actually say, I like it.
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>Watching Jackass
>Scene where they drink horse cum
>All other friends gag/look away/puke
>Desperately try to hide my boner
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>>2331029
>And you still ignore her.
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>>2331026
Well sure but that's criticism of his work not him.
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>>2331026
>implying Eurobeat doesnt want to be the mare in a pretty dress

The whole song thing is just a front.
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>>2330950
>you will never have to do this in a bathtub because she literally melts
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Should we disband MLPG?

Pro:

It's hiatus. We have little to discuss. The threads will continue to decrease in quality until S3 starts.

Con:

It's a convenient place for us to meet and for artists to drop in.
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>>2331026
Aaaaaaand now the mental image is in my head.
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>>2331037
They are all virgins.
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>>2331044
>You will never go to New Zealand for you know what
I want to
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>>2331060
>implying you can
>implying anyne give a fuck about your opinion
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>>2331060
>Should we disband MLPG?

hahahaha

how do you plan on doing that
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>>2331060
>actraiser

Man that game.

>holy shit this is awesome
>city building mode
>go full autism and spend hours before level 2
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>>2331068
Except Rarity because she's a SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>2331026
There was this male version of This Day Aria that wasn't that bad
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>>2331068
> Rarity

Just... Please... Didn't you see the way she looked at Fancy Pants? She totally knows how to and loves to ride ze horse-schlong
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Like you didn't see this coming.
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>>2331078

The world needed us, anon. We just answered the call.
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>>2331037

>now, sugarcube, i know what they been sayin' round town about me, but my daddy didn't raise no sluts
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>>2331064
>Tijauana

wot m8
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>>2331048
>she teleports your clothes off
>you wrap her up in the blanket and walk towards your closet
>she teleports herself onto your dick
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>>2331087
What can I say anon Im not a retard.
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>>2331081
Get off the table.
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>>2331072

Well, we could decide to voluntarily disband.

>>2331068

They're all virgins. The only one who's remotely sexual is Rarity. She's rather flirty and likes to manipulate men. I wouldn't be surprised if sex as we know it doesn't exist on the show. Faust's opinion otherwise, it's never been explained inthe show andprobably never will.
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>>2331060
Con: It's impossible to disband without a majority consensus, which expecting to get from us is laughable.
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>>2331084
Not saying it was bad or anything, it just gave me the weirdest mental image.
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>>2331093
He is ded Applejack.
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>>2331093
Too bad your dad is deaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
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>>2331088
too bad you didnt photoshop out the seat. i guess a dick chair is kind of weird, though!
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>>2331093
>he raised a right proper whore
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>>2331081

GOD DAMMIT!
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>>2331115
bahaha
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http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7v2fEW/quoteunquote.webs.com/
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>>2331078

I'm playing a translation of the Japanese game. It's a little harder. Plant boss is kicking my ass hard, eventhough I've leveled up a lot.
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>>2331101
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>>2331081
And he just cleaned it
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>>2331068
But are they cuddlevirgins?
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>>2331081
I disagree.
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>>2331115
>Reminded of her working with Cheery Jubilee.
Oh hello, boner.
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>>2331124
>guysweating.png
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>>2331127
Well Im sure AJ and Rarity cuddle with them sisters.
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>that feel when you read 3 days worth of threads and finally catch up
what time is it
where am I
Whats' the favorite pony
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>>2331130
hey, spiderman spammer, you don't have to just spam spiderman. spam spiderman and chat with us. what's up?
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>>2331102
> Foals
> Hearts and Hooves day
> Marriage
> Rarity
> Faust telling us that ponies do infact make foals by having sex

Do they actually have to present you a cock or a pussy in the show?
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the fuck is going on here
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>>2331124
>Get on table.
>Weight causes it to flip, sending her flying.
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>>2331143
02:39 am here
MLPG
Applejack
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>>2331060
MLPG is essentially an IRC channel with pictures. I'm not concerned at all when we get slightly off topic or we don't talk about anything for an hour. We're a community brought together by pone. Just because there isn't constant fast show discussion doesn't mean we should disband.
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>>2331135
>>
Sentenal please stop spamming Spiderman.
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>>2331143

Why? These threads are utterly pointless. You just wasted your time. You could have read a short novel in that time.
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>>2331166
I thought I was the only one who remembered he used to do that
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>>2331102
My headcanon is that all of the main 6 are virgins and they're constantly complaining to each other during their meetings together about not having any good stallions, or being unable to get a stallion

But if some of them are non-virgins then I'd have to say I really like the idea of Rarity being one of the virgins
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>>2331171
>tfw Watching Gamecenter CX, grindan a craft on Aion, and pony at the same time.

Maximum uselessness!
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pone virginity status:

Rarity: no
Applejack: yes, but she's fooled around some
Dash: yes, but she says she has because she once almost did it before she chickened out
Twilight: yes
Fluttershy: no, but she regrets it
Pinkie: no
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>>2331124
YOU'RE DRUNK
GET OFF OF IT NOW
I'll take you home if you want
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>>2331168
no gin. just ponies
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>>2331177
I miss /co/

We should check in on our russian cousins again some day
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>>2331171
Well it's mostly I'm worried that I missed something funny
Which is mostly silly, especially during the summer when not much is going on
But still, I can't shake that feeling that something hilarious is going on in MLPG when I'm not there

I wish I could quit you
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>>2331171
Or he could read them all!
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>>2331102
>>2331178

I'm just uncomfortable with sexuality in the show. All too often the guys see what they want to see in the show. They project their male sexual fantasies onto the show and it's rather stupid.
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>>2331189
i almost agree with this except i think pinkie would be a virgin
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>>2331190
BACK OFF ASSHOLE, SHES MINE.
>Rarity questers fighting in the streets.
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>>2331204
>implying she wasn't raped by her father when she was a filly
>>
I feel as Applejack is either or though... She could be a 'purity' girl who doesn't have sex until she's married, or she's one of those who finds sex to be a natural and needy thing for everyone.

But Rarity... Total slut. She's the element of Generosity for god's sake.
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>>2331204
Write a greentext about pinkie being a virgin
and then losing it
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>>2331189
OH BOY IS THIS A HEADCANONS HEAD?
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>>2331178
>if you've been with a stallion, dash, then what does a dick feel like

a bag of sand!
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>>2331220
>She's the element of Generosity for god's sake.
>implying this is relevant at all
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>>2331203
True, I find this whole talk about pones being virgins or not quite silly, given the general nature of pones as we see them. Quite ironic considering how much I fantasize about sexy pones.
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>>2331223
that's pretty neat but i dont get the reference
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>>2331203
I'm fine with them having sex, but of course I wouldn't want it in the show. Rest assured there won't be sexuality in it unless they have a birds and the bees like episode like Ed, Edd, & Eddy.
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>>2331222
>greentext
i don't really do that kind of thing man
i mean, i used to have fun with a while ago
but most folk don't seem to enjoy the ones i do anymore
i feel like the novelty of weird sex ideas have kind of worn off

>>2331219
that story was pretty okay
but
it's too sad to be real
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>>2331189

Applejack: With Braeburn, behind the barn when he was visiting one summer. They never mentioned it again.
Pinkie: Really eager to impress on her first date in high school.
Fluttershy: Pushed into going to prom by RD. Went with a shy, introverted nerdy colt. Was too shy to say no.
Rarity: Third date with a charming young stallion. The relationship didn't work out.
Rainbow Dash: Had a bit too much to drink one evening in a Weatherpony dive bar in Cloudsdale. Doesn't remember the details.
Twilight Sparkle: Still a virgin.
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>>2331189
i see Dash being a virgin, but only because she fears pregnancy. It would ruin her dreams with the Wonderbolts afterall
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>>2331233
It's more like we've talked about most sensible show discussions to death so we're just doing the next best thing. Not to beat a dead horse.
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>>2331189
I wonder how it went down with Fluttershy?
Did it hurt and she started begging him to stop, only she was too damn quiet for him to hear?
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>>2331189
>Rarity: no

Yes. She's picky, and the few times she's gotten a high class guy he turned out to be a jerk.

>Applejack: yes, but she's fooled around some

Some kissing. No dating after high school. The Orchard came first.

>>2331189
>Dash: yes, but she says she has because she once almost did it before she chickened out

Dash claims she's not a virgin. She's the biggest virgin of them all.

>Twilight: yes

Hasn't even kissed a boy. In b4 the show introduced a long lost love from high school that they never mentioned before.

>Fluttershy: no, but she regrets it

Virgin. She chickened out.

>Pinkie: no

She doesn't know what sex is. Honestly.
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>>2331224
NO DASH YOUR SPINE OH GOD NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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>>2331239
>i feel like the novelty of weird sex ideas have kind of worn off
Same here. The night threads are the day threads now.
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>>2331230
> mai waifu is pure and innocent
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>>2331255
No retard Im talking about the elements.
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>>2331220

>Spike turns whatever the legal age of consent is in Equestria
>he finds Rarity waiting in his house with a ribbon tied around her
>"everyone gets a turn, darling!"
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>>2331248
>In b4 the show introduced a long lost love from high school that they never mentioned before.

I would literally be fuming with jelly if that happened

Perhaps I already have become one with the autism.
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>>2331220
Most of Rarity's episodes have to do with her being a self centered bitch. She is pretty much the antithesis of Generousity

Come to think of it the elements really don't even come into play in most of the episodes. What does Magic/friendship have anything to do with not getting friendship reports in on time?
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>>2331251
>The night threads are the day threads now.

maybe. we're still the most chill of the bunch. look at us handling this spammer like pros
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>>2331263
everything
literally
everything
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>>>/g/25276288
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>>2331263
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>>2331263
futanari
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>>2330996

>she calls you her "main squeeze"
>you gently tease her for using such an old-fashioned phrase, calling her "ladyfriend," "my better half" or "that bee-yoo-tiful lady I'm courtin'."
>she starts calling you "beau" and "sweetie-pie,"
>it becomes a contest of sorts to see who can come up with the better name for the other
>even after she starts calling you her hubby.
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>>2331251
you used to be able to post stuff like >you will never lick the sweat off applejack's hooves after a hard day of work on the farm while she tugs on a lasso tied around your balls and get some kind of reaction, but now a days it just seems commonplace. bleh.

>>2331263
all of them?
over the character limit, probably
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>>2331240
> Incest

why
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>>2331263
Cuddling, teats.
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>>2331282
oh god
plz
no
my heart
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>>2331271
This actually makes them more interesting. Sure, Rarity and Dash both in general have their self-interests pop up more, but it's when they pull through at the end is where their element really shows and their character becomes much more compelling.
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>>2331263

Threesomes. Expecially MMF involving double penetration. And everyone is really passionate and happy and enjoying it so much and oh gosh
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>>2331239
I just wanted something stupid and short for entertainment
People will always enjoy short greentext stories
OH WELL
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>>2331263
>/co/

I saw a lady get peed on in a porno movie once, but I didn't stop the movie and kept watching. I'm pretty sure that counts.
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Drawing request please I must get away from this thread.
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>>2331263
>Tell me your fetishes, /co/

Ok
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>>2331263
The idea of kidnapping someone, turning them into a human vegetable by breaking thier legs and arms, and forcing them to live with me forever and love it is my most guilty pleasure.
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>>2331237
>They make an episode like that
>Pinkie's version of the story
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1chu1yy8-Xc
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>>2331271
Because the elements are irrelevant except for the 2 part episodes.
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>>2331277

Is that a parody/joke? Because OP comes off as a real jerk.
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>>2331263
all of them? that might take a while
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>>2331263
Bondage
Rape
Blood
Torture
Piss
I'm pretty fucked up.
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>>2330701

what, /v/ has always sung well. look at that escape from the city video.

well, better than /mu/ anyway. they can't sing for shit.
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>>2331275
I mean the sexual depravity. I got a threeplayer interactive >tendril thing going at about 6pm about a week ago. That kind of thing used to not be possible until at least 1am.
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>>2331282

>you start calling her Miss Kitty
>she starts calling you Rooster
>you start calling her Cat Ballou
>she starts calling you Clint
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>>2331263
Glasses and things like leggings with a garter belt, etc.

Casual as fuck

Yet theres hardly any pone porn featuring both
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>>2331303
Like that ending is Sweet and Elite where Rarity exploited Twilight until the bitter end and then used a cop out moral when it turned out she didn't mind?
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>>2331263
Most everything.
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>>2331308
please respnd
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>>2331263
Any sort of mind control/mind fuckery.
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>>2331346
derpy and aj comparing butts
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>>2331317
>The idea of kidnapping someone, turning them into a human vegetable by breaking thier legs and arms, and forcing them to live with me forever and love it is my most guilty pleasure.

>i will never love you...
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>>2331346
I've always wanted to see more body swap drawing, are you up it's kind of difficult

Like Dash switched with Fluttershy
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>>2331263

Anal
piss
bondage
spanking
tender loving
pretend rape
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>>2331342
>exploited twilight
how did she exploit her again?
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>>2331308
Arino Pone
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>>2331348
NO WAY
IM 2FAST
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>>2331351
Thank god you are not real, Mary. You are just an imagination of a crazed clown.
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>>2331348
No. I'm surprised.
They probably know and don't care
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>>2331240
>too shy to say no

She isn't too shy to run out the door like a jumpy cornered rodent either. You aren't getting that Fluttergina without either a long trusting relationship or rape.
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>>2331360
>Arino Pone

They accept artwork during the live shows. Just have to fax it in. Someone should fax the Pony Arino at that time.
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>>2331348
No but your mother has
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>>2331355
wait. I don't think I'm remembering that episode properly. Wasn't the only reason she was in canterlot was because of Twilight's connections?
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>>2331367
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>>2331263
Bondage, rape, pretty much any combination of the two, the space between the top of a girl's shorts and the bottom of a halter top (needs crotch and breasts covered, or it doesn't work), and cuddling.
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>>2331351
What is this from?
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>>2331385
No but Celestia give her a room in the castle because she is VIP.
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>>2331382
Actually, it was my father. I'm pretty sure he told my mother though.
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>>2331377
> You're not mad at me are you!? PLEASE DON'T BE MAD AT ME!
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>>2331394

>Actual rapists on MLPG

Out. We can joke about >rape, but it's not fun inthe real world.
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>>2331399
Twisted Metal Black. The most "realistic" character in that game.
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>>2331321
>Not
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCoZvE9DctA
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>>2331385
Sort of. Twilight mentions Rarity is visiting canterlot and gives her a place to stay in the castle. Im sure had twilight not mentioned it and the Princess found out some other way she still would have extended the favor.
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>>2331377

>he keeps asking her
>she keeps saying no
>he finally decides enough is enough and rapes her on the floor of her house
>her friends ask her the next day how the date was
>"oh... it was fine..."
>he leaves town later that month
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>>2331399
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9sVoBwnRk0
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>>2331377

Well

what I'm saying was, she was raped. The guy was too pushy and did her without her consent, she was just too passive and submissive to say no.
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>>2331413
It's a fetish of mine as well. Not the pretend stuff but actual violent, forced rape. Preferably by multiple individuals.
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Moscow, Moscow, throw your glasses at the wall,
And good fortune to us all, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow, join us for a casatchok,
We'll go dancing round the clock, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, hey!

Moscow, Moscow, drinking Vodka all night long,
Keeps you happy, makes you strong, ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, hey!

Moscow, Moscow, come and have a drink and then,
You will never leave again, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hey!

The song is German.
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>>2331413
>Not know about Deafdefiler
It's like you're not even in the threads 24/7
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>>2331421
>She cries every night.
>She does not like being around stallions at all.
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>>2331413
>not realising he's the original >rapeist
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>>2331432

do you like it better when they end up loving it, or when >some cry?
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>>2331413
No, it's not. It's a horrible thing, one of the few I'm willing to call a definitively evil action.

And didn't you know? I'm the reason we >rape.
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>>2331434
I know.
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>>2331394
>deafdefiler will never pull you off the street and throw you into his rape dungeon with all the ponies he has caught
>the ponies will never take out their anger by raping every hole your human body has
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>>2331440
well, no
faceless used >rape before anyone else
but it was related to double d or that tozac fic i think
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>>2331452
I push the >rape back in the day. im sorry
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>>2331263
Glasses, tomboys, leggings/legs, partners indulging one another in their fetishes even if it might not be their thing, indulgence in general, you know the rest.
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>>2331462
Nope, faceless hat rape.
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>>2331263
Just about anything short of gore, kids, and scat.
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>>2331474
look at the thread simulator video dude
he's the guy saying it
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>>2331473
teaching people how to draw?
that gets me off too
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>>2331263
You mayor Mare.
You are my fetish.
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>>2331450
It's better when they fight it until they get beaten into submission or knocked unconscious and hate every minute of it.
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>>2331483
You are kidding right?
He was quoting Deafy, check the index.
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>>2331473
>>2331485
when next class?
right now?
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>>2331439

that's why she spends all her time with animals. Psycho-Shy is her violent need to be loved by the animals she's chosen in place of relationships, to cope with the stress of the rape.
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>>2331450
Personally, I love it if they enjoy it but are crying and all and generally acting like they've really been raped, but the moment I ask if they're okay they drop the act and cuddle and ask me to rape them again, this time you can do it harder so she can tear up for you..
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but rape is so much fun!
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>>2331473
lk
i can into some of these fetishes
would you be game for a trade after i finish some of my request lists stuff?
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>>2331485
I get off on learning how to draw.
LK's classes are like sex for us.
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>>2331263
pretty much anything that doesnt involve extreme physical pain or exchange of bodily fluids.
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>>2331473
This can pretty much some some of mine up.
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>>2331337

>Applebloom calls the both of you "WILL YA KEEP IT DOWN IN THERE? I'M TRYIN' TA SLEEP!"
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>>2331428
>went with a shy, nerdy introverted colt

Really? Sounds like he'd ask her if she wants to do it, show her his penis, she panics and runs away, and then he >okay's and proceeds to masturbate with a pillow alone until he cries himself to sleep

Typical awkward nerd prom date actually
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>>2331510
Including the one good one?
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>>2331263
Loving relationships

And uniforms. I love me some good uniforms. Doesn't need the roleplay associated with the uniform, just the uniform on a sexy gal/pony, and genuine affection.
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>>2331497

the only roleplaying that works for me is cuckolding. roleplay rape is so... contrived.
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>>2331428
But that's wrong. We all know what really happened was that a dragon forced her to watch while it rapped her father.
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>>2331527
anything that isnt semen and/or vaginal secretions.
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>>2331473
>partners indulging one another in their fetishes even if it might not be their thing
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>>2331428
>PYHD
>"No means no"
>"Never heard that before"
Doesn't help in court.
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>>2331542
>rapped
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>>2331549
A'ight, that's what I was asking.
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>>2331263
Hardcore consensual sex, filled with passionate kissing and love, followed by afterglow cuddling.

No, I'm serious, this really gets me off.
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What was your first pony desktop background?
This was mine
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>>2331550
>You will never be with that special someone
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>>2331523
Thats how I would see it as well.
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I've had to get creative with my roleplay rape, so I pretend to be a Knights Hospitaller of the Second Crusade, and my partner is an accursed infidel who has come to our hospital in dire need of treatment.

I agree to save her life, but in exchange, she must convert to the One True Faith and let me have my way with her.
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>>2331552
lol what
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>>2331574
She have a horn.
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>>2331574
HAHAHA
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>>2331523

My imagining is that he's a "nice guy." He'd be nice to her and expect sex in return and post on the internet about how she's a total whore if she doesn't. He'd be the kind of guy that's so concerned with losing his virginity that he loses sight of her feelings. He doesn't even need to be physically forceful, just acting like sex is the natural conclusion of a prom date, which Fluttershy would go along with since she's so passive, even if she was really uncomfortable with it.
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>>2331562
its a little ironic really considering diapers are one of my bigger fetish's.
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>>2331574
the day when my ship was ruined
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>>2331572
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>>2331561
>Fluttershy watched in tears as the dragon help her father down and quickly rhymed at him
>she fled the cave, bawling, as her father started to enjoy it
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>>2331572
This was my first ever 4chan related background.
It still is.
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>>2331022
>>2331034
>>2331054
>>2331066
Sure, the artist is like, 14 but jesus shit

autism
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>>2331611
oh here we go...
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>>2331574
why does glitter glue hat lesbians

god damn cruel world
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>>2331602
>Hey Fluttershy, where is your dad?
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>>2331500
Sounds awesome. Talk to me next time you see me outside this timeframe, at work at the moment.

>>2331494
I would be up for it now if you had a subject, but, at work ;_;
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>>2331567

>kissing

>Respect Status:
>[ ]Bitch
>[ ]Busta
>[X]Boy
>[X]Homie
>[X]Brother from Another Mother
>[X]My Motherfuckin' Nigga
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>>2331572
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>>2331612
wut
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I BET YOU THOUGHT THE CHEERILEE WAS OVER

BUT WE HAVE NOT EVEN BEGUN TO CHEERILEE
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>>2331596

I never really understood 'nice guys'. If you're 'nice' to a girl doesn't that at most mean you want a relationship because you genuinely like the girl? If you want just sex then just act alpha, it's not hard to just go in there and pull some bullshit to make yourself look like a boss.
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>>2331624
>I_dont_exist.jpg
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>>2331630
>tfw I dont like kissing
Im sorry anon but is so boring.
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>>2331611
>11

haha
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>>2331624
>Fluttershy stayed in her house for a week, crying nonstop
>They send Zecora to try and give her a potion to cheer her up
>This only makes it worse
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>>2331625
cool, will do
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>>2331637
YOUR RESISTANCE ONLY MAKES MY CHEERILEE HARDER.
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>>2331625
my subject would be conveying emotions
although I'm honestly not sure if you've done that already
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>>2331460
Deafdefiler abducts ponies, puts them in a humanizing machine and then rapes them. He does this with all ponies except Fluttershy, whom he forcefully humanizes but doesn't rape because she's his waifu. He'd probably still try to convince her to get into bondage and playrape though.
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>>2331567
You and me?

We are friends now.
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Hey Britfag from last thread who challenged me to a stay-awake-athon
You still up?

It's 9 bong and still strong right here.
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>>2331652
Bull. Kissing is fun as hell.
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>>2331612
what does autism have to do with this
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>>2331660
CAPITAL LETTERS SIMULATE YELLING IN TEXT FORM.
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>>2331662
But he only abducts stallions.
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>>2331596

that would work. could be as emotionally damaging as outright rape, since she at least tried to fight off the rape. this is just her not being strong enough to say no.

fuck Fluttershy. that bitch is going to have issues, goddammit.
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>>2331673
Not for me.
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>>2331652

Kissing is awesome.
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>>2331680
Does Cheerilee eat students if they get too many failing grades?
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Who has the biggest dildo collection amongst the ponies?
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>>2331567
>afterglow cuddling

I can't imagine sex without this
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/g/ has me curious

what is this place about besides rape?
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>>2331637
>you will never volunteer to be a substitute for Cheerilee's class
>you will never have fun teaching over her class when she's gone
>she will never come back after class is over and thank you
>she will never give you a little kiss on your cheek to show appreciation for all your hard work
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>>2331652
honest question
have you ever kissed some one?
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>>2331661
Haven't yet, but that's a very good one. I'll have to start a list of potential class subjects, there's a few other good ones people brought up.
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>>2331692
You can have the obvious answer or the MLPG answer.
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>>2331625
EXPRESSIONS AND AND
HOW FACES
JUST STUFF ANYTHING
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>>2331692
Pin-Luna
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>>2331691
NOPE I'M PRETTY SURE SHE JUST FAILS THEM.
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>>2331698
>what is this place about besides rape?

...good question.
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>>2331681
>>2331662
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>>2331652
are you me
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>>2331700
Yes.
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>>2331698
Kinky sex, circlingjerking, and ponies.
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>>2331698
Well, there's rape
and...
fuck
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>>2331698
Ponies. Sometimes.
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>>2331639
>I never really understood 'nice guys'.

Here's a refresher:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IekMGAgMFo0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRVJ6SAKrFs

They're not "nice" at all.
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>>2331692
Fluttershy
She has loads of animal ones
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>>2331698

Ponies.
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>>2331652

>not wanting to feel a woman's lips dancing with your own
>not caressing her face and neck
>not cupping her cheek in your hand
>not lying next to her and just talking about nothing, giving her a little peck whenever you get an opportunity

Motherfucker, Kissing is one of the cornerstones of a relationship.
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>>2331698
Occasional pones, and uh... 'Weird shit' after hours.

Try watching some pone. It's actually a good show.
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>>2331698
Horses and horse accesories
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>>2331567
This but with more anal.
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>>2331698
Jackie Chan... wait a second...
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>>2331718

Your Great Aunt Gertrude doesn't count as a proper Kiss, anon.
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>>2331698
Consensual horsefucking.
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>>2331596
Those kinds of guys are utter and complete spineless betas in real life. And Fluttershy isn't completely passive, she's very paranoid and jumpy.

That kind of scenario would make sense if they were drunk or knock-out drugs were involved.
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>>2331742
lol xd
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>>2331728
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHHAA
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>>2331711
Remember that month where you were in sulky-autist mode because of that song? That was fun.
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>>2331699
THAT IS INDEED A PRETTY SAD FEEL BECAUSE CHEERILEE HAS NO SPECIAL SOMEPONY.
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On second thought let's not go to the alleged 'best thread on /mlp/'

it's a silly place
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>>2331567
A man after my own heart.
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>>2331728

Yeah, I know they're passive aggressive bitches, but I thought it would be obvious to anyone that the reason no one fucks them is because their tactics don't work and they need to advertise differently if they want vagina so much
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>>2331732
>relationship
>tfw no gf
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>>2331698
It's just a circlejerk and fetish discussion since it's hiatus
But during the season we discuss the new episodes when they air
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bump
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>>2331754
>Ponibooru
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY
0/10 APPLY YOURSELF
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>>2331711
You know I'm right.
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>>2331700
Yes. Quite a few times but I'm somehow getting worse at it.
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>>2331732
>>not wanting to feel a woman's lips dancing with your own
I dont like this nor the tongue.

>>not caressing her face and neck
I can do that without kissing.

>>not cupping her cheek in your hand
Same.

>not lying next to her and just talking about nothing, giving her a little peck whenever you get an opportunity
A peck is ok.
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>>2331756
this is the worst thread ever

fuck this place
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>>2331756
that one always makes me laugh
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>>2331685
What, do you have chronic halitosis? A harelip? British teeth?
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>>2331756
"Best" doesn't imply we're good, just that everything else is so much worse.
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>>2331751
Oh come on, it was like three days! I talked to SlyWit about it and everything was fine.

>>2331768
But you're wrong.
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>>2331708
But then where does she get her sustenance? We all know she's a horrible monster from the Everfree who is only pretending to be a pony.
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>>2331786
It was at least a week.
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>>2331771
holy shit
it's like you're me

except for the peck
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What does Fluttershy work with... Is she on welfare?
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>>2331767
>Pretending to dislike an excellent gif just because it says Ponibooru

SON, I AM DISAPPOINT.
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>>2331771
>>2331803
You two should get together and not kiss.
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>>2331799
Five days, and I'm not going any higher.
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>>2331788
No, that's Zecora.
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>>2331728
Speaking of all these skewed perceptions and attitudes towards women

I have a ponyfag friend for whom ponies apparently woke him up to the 'true nature' of women, them being human like all of us and not things to be put on pedestals. Interesting to note.

What does that say about how the show portrays females?
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>>2331698
Well for one it's hiatus so pinpointing what we are is about as easy as rocket science.
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>>2330949
entire swaths of threads are about how jessy is so gr8
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>>2331786
Do you ever wake up in a cold sweat with the realization that these threads, let alone the world, would be exactly the same despite your attempts at contributing?
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>>2331691

nah.

she flunks the fillies.

she tells the colts that they're going to play a special game, and if they win, they pass. it's a game where they put their pee-pee in Miss Cheerilee's mouth, and if white stuff comes out, they win. it's also a secret game, so they can't tell their parents.

where will it end?
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>>2331805
She works for the Equestrian Parks Department
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>>2331788
I HAVE SEEN THAT PICTURE AND IT IS LYRA YOU'RE THINKING OF, NOT CHEERILEE.
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>>2331816
Doesn't say anything about that.

It says your friend is a misogynistic imbecile, and trite to boot, since his opinion could be swayed by a little girl's cartoon.
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>>2331812
Sold.
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>>2331792
WHY DON'T WE HAVE ANY HUMAN LYRA ON PONY LYRA SELFCEST?
WHY?
CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME?
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>>2331825
Why would I need to wake up to that? I live with it every second of every day of my life.
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>>2331540
...How do you roleplay cuckolding? Have her pretend that she recently slept with someone else?
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>>2331827
SKOON PLS GO

JUST KIDDING IF YOU WERE SKOON IT WOULD BE THE FEMALE STUDENTS
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>>2331808
Ok. Who´s your favorite pone anon?
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>>2331830
No, I was talking about a carnivorous changeling.
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>>2331839
But are you sweating
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>>2331850
Not usually, no.
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>>2331822
Yeah that was circlejerk, since Jessy moved to tumblr it's been acceptable.
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>>2331830
Cheerilee's hot teacher ass makes me grow a boner
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>>2331838
Pony on human is my fetish.
I would like to see more of this, too.
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>>2331846
Why is that pertinent?
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>>2331846
All of them
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>>2331728
Do these people actually believe the bullshit they're spewing?
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>>2331692
They don't call her Magichorn for no reason. also Marshmellow SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUT
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>>2331833

I never thought of him as being.. misogynistic, but he was pretty beta because of how he saw women as 'perfect'. He's straight but has confessed that he always wanted to be a girl, even though he displays pretty much no stereotypically feminine traits whatsoever other than being a beta

And his waifu is Applejack
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>>2331838
That would be so much better if pony Bonon was sitting next to human Bonbon and sharing her expression.
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>>2331866
Yes, they absolutely do.
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Would you a purple teacher pone on her desk after class?

What would you if fillies came in and saw teacher pone on desk with you?
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>>2331865
Cool.
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>>2331860
There is always that screencap where you are human Lyra's stallionfriend.
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Would you rather a human pony or a pony pony?
Explain your reasoning.
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>>2331848
I AM PRETTY SURE THAT IS NOT THE CASE BECAUSE CHANGELINGS ARE NOT CAPABLE OF WEARING WEDDING VEILS THAT DON'T HAVE FLOWERS ON THEM.

IT WAS QUEEN CHRYSALIS'S ONE WEAKNESS, DID YOU NOTICE? THAT IS HOW TWILIGHT FIGURED OUT SHE WAS A CHANGELING: HER VEIL HAD FLOWERS.
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>>2331869

>Applefags c
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>>2331881
Yes.

Exchange worried glances with her, hope she has a better idea than I do, because I am fucking blanking and oh god they're staring at my junk
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>>2331540
...How do you roleplay cuckolding?
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>>2331896
Pony pony because pony
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>>2331859
WHILE THAT IS PROBABLY TRUE IT WOULD BE INADVISABLE TO TELL HER.

CAPTCHA: posterior stsfunce
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>>2331860
Here you go.
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>>2331881

yes.

say that i was helping purple teacher pone scratch an itch
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>>2331881
I would shout "THE ARISTOCRATS!" and run away screaming.
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>>2331884
They are good ponies.
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>>2331816
>how the show portrays females?
inaccurately
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>>2331896
Pony Pony because Pony pony Pony.
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>>2331907
Do you have a response for everything? or are you just samefagging.
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>>2331893
Eh, writing doesn't really do it for me. At least nothing produced here.
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>>2331833
>women are not to be put on pedestals and just like us
>misogynistic
Get out of here you womyn.
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>>2331904
Oh, wait, you mean you're cuckolding an imaginary third party, not being cuckolded by the imaginary. Right, that makes sense.
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>>2331881

No because I want to do it on her nice-smelling bed

Seriously have any of you ever fantasized of lying on pone's bed and taking in her smell and just how comfortable would it be
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>>2331881
I would use her to hide my junk.
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>>2331896
Pony pony.
It would be more interesting to fuck another sentient species than a human.
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>>2331881
Yes
I would tell them to watch and take notes
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>>2331908
heh, I've seen that before. But it is pretty adorable.
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>>2331925
>womyn
Ugh, that spelling in attempt to remove masculinity from words is utterly ridiculous.
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>>2331928
GOD DAMN IT I HATE YOU
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>>2331881
THAT IS PRETTY HARD TO SAY, CHEERILEE IS MY FAVORITE PONY BUT I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE SICK HORSE FUCKERS.
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>>2331897
Who gave a drone a computer?
Shouldn't you be shaking your ass to find food or something?
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>>2331896
Pony pony because as long as we are playing the imagination game I might as well.
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>>2331908
>>2331838
>tfw you realise that if you had a pony version of yourself you probably wouldn't like him
>>
she isn't purple, she's burgundy
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>>2331946
>bestiality powers
Oh Sweetie.
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>>2331805
She raises chickens and sells their eggs, and sells various animal manures to farmers for fertilizer. She is also a small-time but self-sufficient investor on the Canterlot stock market.
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>>2331954
I would fuck a pony version of myself.
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>>2331912
9/10
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>>2331947
A DRONE COULD NOT OPERATE HERE

THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH OVERLORDS
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>>2331954
>that feel
I just want a friend...
I have friends, but I don't have bros
;_;
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>>2331897
Well she's not the same type of changeling. Carnivorous ones are actually allergic to most flowers. Maybe I was wrong and she doesn't prey on ponies. Maybe she's just pretending to be a pony for the higher standard of living and she only eats cows and sheep.
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>>2331955
PERSONALLY I THINK SHE IS MORE OF A FANDANGO.
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>>2331954
wait what?
what kind of edgy OC are you trying to make here?
You have to realize that if there were a pony version of yourself that it would be undeniably loveable on the account that it would be a pony. Opposites would normally clash in this situation but it's a pony man. A PONY.
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>>2331908
He's really good at drawing happy people and happy ponies.
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>>2331960
>Fluttershy
>investor
lol, this is a terrible headcanon. Honestly one of the worst I've seen in a while.

It's boring and kind of stupid, but I like the popular fanon of "paid to look after the animals of ponyville because ponies like animals enough to pay a gamekeeper despite not hunting".
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>>2331805
she gets funding from the department of environment
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>>2331975
wut
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>>2331979

That was the cutest post I have seen all day. Why are you so cute Anon?
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Do you think Cheeriliee and Big Mac will be seen together in season 3?

Also, I'm very disappointed at the low amount of fanwork about those two. Seems like Fluttershy and Big Mac is still the way to go.
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>>2331960
>Fluttershy
>Investor
>Not Pinkie
I SHIGGY DO BA DA SHOO BE DO
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>>2331866
>Do these people actually believe the bullshit they're spewing?

Something interesting I've noticed is that there's zero cross over with misogyny and MLP fandom. Pony fans are a lot of things, but we're not misogynistic. Compare that to other typical nerd groups, and you will hear a lot of bitching about women and feminism. Just go to /v/ any day.

Anyone have any idea why?
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>>2331976
I would assume that pony would hog the computer that would use from his human version.
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>>2331954
We would swap stories about the strange things we have seen on our respective internets, all the while eying each other and wondering if we will pop the "is it gay sex or masturbation" question at the same time.
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>>2331984
That's what she thinks at least
They're actually just government checks for her autism
It's like those programs that employ retarded people in jobs where they only think they're doing something useful
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>>2331998
>Pinkanomics
wat
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>>2331989
GO AHEAD AND SEE FOR YOURSELF.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuchsia_(color)#Fandango
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>>2331972
Better spawn more then.
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>>2331805
She works her body.
She gives private massages in her house.
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>>2331976
an arsehole in a pony body doesn't make him loveable, look at blue blood
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>>2331866
>Do these people actually believe the bullshit they're spewing?

There's a whole movement online called Men's Rights that says many of the same things. They're anti-feminists.
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>I just fapped to chicken pone
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>>2331992
I SUSPECT YOU HAVEN'T LOOKED VERY HARD, I HAVE AN ENTIRE FOLDER OF CHEERIMAC.
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>>2331928
>want to pretend to be doing this
>bed smells like man
>Works out because I'd want it to be Braeburn's
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>>2331944
Imagine if pone had to go on a trip and left you alone at home. What would you do on her bed?

Perhaps you'd approximate where her crotch usually lies and try licking there a little, see if you can find any evidence those times where you had to leave her alone and all she can do is cry out your name as she satisfies herself, taking in the smell you've left on her bed.
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>>2331954
>Meanwhile, the pony version of yourself is wondering what it would be like to have a human version of himself.
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>>2332005
11/10
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>>2331972
>Drone stumbles on 4chan.
>Assumes, from all the information flowing from it, that it is an overlord.
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>>2331982
It's not my headcanon, just a random idea I decided to throw in for laughs. My only real headcanon for Fluttershy is that she smokes bud.

But come on, don't you think financial fluttershy would be amusing?
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>>2331954
>that feel when you actually did make a self-inset OC albeit with traits exaggerated here and there to make him more entertaining
>that feel when you actually find him pretty lovable but feel horribly autistic for it
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>>2332014
Oh really?
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>>2332034
>drone instantly begins raping probes and SCVs while combing the hair of a pony toy
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>>2332035
>fluttershy redeye image
gtfo jabroni
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>>2332019
Maybe you should start spamming them.
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You guys ever wonder when you post on MLPG that

the fellow people you post and talk to everyday masturbate to pastel colored miniature horses from a children's cartoon show?
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>>2332013
>tfw I agree on a lot of things with mens rights and also feminists
Draft everyone or nobody, equal divorce child access rights, and pay those women what the fucking deserve already jesus fuck.
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>>2331940

Fun fact: the word "Woman" comes from an Old English/Anglo-Saxon word "wifman," which literally translates to "Wife-Man," the word "Man" in those days having no gender-connotation.

Which means that whoever coined the word "womyn," removed the wrong part of the word.
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>>2332049
>Human dick
0/10 would not fuck
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>>2332051
I do too.
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>>2332013
That's misperception. Feminists want people to associate men's rights with batshit insane people like that, sort of like how people see "bronies" as all MLP fans.

Men's rights push for equality in courts, particularly divorce court ("Womens' Court"), draft laws, and reproductive rights (barely any nations give men any reproductive rights at all).
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>>2331992
>Seems like Fluttershy and Big Mac is still the way to go.

Really? I though that would've pretty much died off after Hearts and Hooves day.
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>>2332051
Not really, no.
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>>2332044
She really love tights.
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>>2332034
>all the love for Chrysalis comes to him because he is the closest thing to her on the internet
>he becomes the first changeling King
>he starts browsing /r9k/ and complains about all the females he meets doesn't want to be horribly mutated so they can give birth to his spawn
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>>2332035
Even flutterpotdealer is a better idea than fluttervestor.
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>>2332051
Na, actually my biggest worry is that I'm the only person here over 25 and wonder, "what the fuck am I doing?"
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>>2332051
But I already know that they do.
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>>2332061
She isn't the only one.
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>tfw no gf
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>>2332061
It feels like shes wearin nothing at all.
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>>2332051
I know people who fap to furry porn and they're still my friends
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>>2332050
I COULD BUT IT WOULD TAKE SO LONG.
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>>2332072
Don't worry, you've always got Luke Allen to be older than you.
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>>2332058
i just don't want to get accused of rape and then imprisoned with no evidence but the testimony of my sociopathic accuser

i don't care about rights or whatever, i'm just deathly afraid of going to fucking prison
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>>2332067
She only consumes bud, doesn't deal it or grow it because she's antisocial and not an earth pony. Pic related is her dealer.
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>>2332078
i dont think i feel that feel the same as you
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>>2332054

The actual cause of the 'glass-ceiling' is really most likely just the fact the women are much less committed to their careers than men in generally, prefering to be more committed to families and such. Less commited = less productivity = less pay. Employers have no economic incentive whatsoever to withhold pay from functioning employees.
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>>2332072
If it makes you feel any better, GG is older then you.
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>Overlords a durr durr
That reminds me

I know this korean dude

he watched the season 2 finale just because he heard that it had pony zerg in it

i don't get the whole zerg angle myself, i mean, what if they're just like normal ponies, only more militant, edgy looking and aggressive

no mutating goo or hiveminds
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>>2332058

I listen to Men's Rights podcasts and go to some forums. There's a lot of head shaking and face palming when I read what they write. If anyone wants to make some actual legal change, I strongly recommend them to stay the hell away from the label "Men's Rights". It's too tainted.
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>>2332069

Ross plz go
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>>2332054
>and pay those women what the fucking deserve already jesus fuck.

Only if they start paying for half the dates and buy me jewelry and flowers too.
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>>2332078
Go get some female friends, or girl bros.
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>>2332044
>>2332061
brb for round 2
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>>2332086
Do it for me Anon. I'm your best friend.
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>>2332101
We already know they are not ponies.
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>>2332044
>>2332061
pls stop
it's 10am and I don't want to masturbate
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>>2332051
I'm pretty sure there's people here that have done even worse than that. But this is an anonymous imageboard, what's important is not who's saying it, but what is being said.
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>>2332096
My understanding is that there have been comprehensive studies and women are still being paid less for equivalent work. I'm not a feminist so I don't know a whole ton but I do believe that's the case.

It's obviously improved over the last 50 years and is still improving, but fuck.
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>actually wanting a relationship

I honestly dont see why people bother. Its WAY too much fuckin shit to deal with.

Fuckin give me a check and vidya and im set.
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>>2332051
It makes me wonder what would happen if we had a MLPG meetup

>"You read that fluttershy rape fic?"
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>>2332112
>[more] like normal ponies [than zergagergaderga]
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>>2332106
I agree wholeheartedly.
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>>2332051
Doesn't really bother me
Simply because I'm desensitized by my friend having 25,000+ loli pictures on his hard-drive.
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>>2332124
"Rarity is a slut"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYVsuiLBUPs
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>>2332101
but then the only fetish i could have would be leg holes
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>>2332121
>My understanding is that there have been comprehensive studies and women are still being paid less for equivalent work
Link?
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>>2332132
Thanks.
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>>2332021
>let pone sleep in your bed on night because of how cold it is
>it's been a few days since you have washed your bedding, so the secent is there but not overpowering
>or at least, not overpowering to you
>after a few minutes of the pony tossing and turning next to you a new scent joins yours
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>>2332133

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it's a peach of cake.
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>>2332100
He has to be like 30 years old.
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>>2332101

mutating goo is the only thing that makes them tolerable. just like the xenomorphs' inter-species rape. if it weren't for that, they'd just be boring. without mutating goo, they're essentially >fanfiction.
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>>2332101
Korean here.

I would give anything to replace chrysalis and command her changeling brood

Equestria would be mine

>KING OF CHEESE
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>>2332132
>anth-
>dat mound

Welp
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>>2332145
Like I said I don't have evidence, I just believe there's evidence. Maybe that's a lame excuse, but it's mine and I'm sticking with it.
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>>2332108
>tfw more female friends than male
>tfw 1 of them was 100% into you
>tfw crushing self loathing stopped you from ever reciprocating
>tfw she is starting to dislike you as a friend
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>>2332125
I read all those correctly. I think I might be autistic.
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What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cloudsdale Flight School, and I've been involved in numerous secret flights above Everfree Forest, and I have over 300 confirmed cloud hits. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top flyer in the entire pegasi community. You are nothing to me but just another pony. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that pony poop to me over the Equestrinet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ponies across Ponyville and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking finished, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hit you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unhooved combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Guards and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the land, you little horse dropping. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestia-damned idiot. I will do a Sonicboom all over you and you will get pulled in it. You're bucking finished, filly.
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>>2332154
The mutating goo is >fanfiction. They only have immobilizing goop in the show.
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>>2332121
That's partially due to women being overall less likely to be assertive and ask for a raise.

It's not that the boss isn't willing to give them one, it's that they don't push for it as much.
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>>2332026
>he wouldn't like me
>while I sit inside on the net he's probably out there watching the man six do their thing
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>>2332111
I DUNNO SOME ARE DUPLICATES.
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>>2331999
>we're not misogynistic.
Are you reffering to female technicolor mares? because otherwise most of us agree that Homo sapiens females are superficial shallow whores.
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>>2332162
That's really tough, man. You've still got time, go for it.
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>>2332108
>Go get some female friends, or girl bros.

Tip: Lesbians or bisexuals who lean heavily towards the lesbian side. Many times they're indistinguishable from guys. Girls are okay, but I don't like the ones that are too girly. Wearing make up, and nonsense like that. I like ones that are basically guys like me.
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>>2332173
>he dreams of sitting inside all day talking to people on the net rather than being bothered by those crazy mares.
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>>2332055

I just thought it was fucking hilariously pathetic that they thought anyone would use the word "womyn" except a radical feminist bulldyke.
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>>2332022
>pone masturbating to you and yelling out your name when you're away

oh god
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>>2332150
well that makes me feel a little better thanks
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>>2332158
>mound
why does that word make me feel things
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>>2332148
>Pone tossing and turning.
>Not content in your loving embrace.
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>>2332186
Speaking as a girl, those kind of people you mentioned are normally the coolest to be with.
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>>2332055
Are you expecting the people that came up with that word to be educated enough to know about that? That's like thinking the woman that wrote the Twilight series based Bella's daughter on Alia Atreides.
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>>2332199
musky mound
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>>2331999
"Misogyny" is an over-applied term. I would argue that most of the time there is zero crossover with a lot of groups. /v/ only has a few "true" misogynists as a function of its large size.

If you're talking about a broader definition of anyone who is willing to say "bitches and whores" -- nah, we have truckloads.
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>>2332205
Oh my.
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>>2332157
>playing pone zerg
>not pone protoss
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>>2332162
>tfw no more chances at love
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>>2332171
And if that's the reason it raises interesting moral questions.

Anyway, this topic of discussion isn't pone. What [1]f pone was music?
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>>2332209
s-stop that...
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>>2332190

>you will never have a woman masturbate while thinking of you
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>>2332178
>Are you reffering to female technicolor mares? because otherwise most of us agree that Homo sapiens females are superficial shallow whores.

I don't get that sense from MLPG at all though. Like, /v/ and /r9k/ has a lot of "complaining about women" threads. Just venting a lot of anger they have towards them. MLPG doesn't seem to care about women.
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>>2332026

the first thing I would do with my pony version of myself is jerk it off as it makes cute little squeaks then lick his neck sexually
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>>2332225
haha

that's for damn sure
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>>2332226
What? A lot of us care about women, just don't give a fuck about all that feminism or anti-feminism shit.
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So, it says here that you masturbate to porn of "My Little Pony". What's your reasoning behind that?
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>>2332226

We're the most well-adjusted of the fandom. We realize the shit we talk about here is fucked-up, it just happens that women don't factor into most of it.

Although I do likes me some humanized pony.
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>>2332225
10.0 best new feel
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>>2332225
I'm almost certain I have. She was a retarded whore and a landwhale who always smelled like piss. It's not a good feel.
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>>2332217
>Protoss
>anything other than laughable tier
I haven't followed SC2 in ages but Protoss performance in 2011 and early 2012 was just laughable
Terran stronk
Zerg is my favourite
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>>2332239
Rarity is mai waifu.
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>>2332239
Have you seen those ponies?
I mean, damn.
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>>2332230
What if you were the pone and the human version of yourself pinned you down and raped you?
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>>2332186

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/user/InuitInua/videos
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>>2332242
>new
Summer, gentlemen
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>>2332226
I sometimes catch myself thinking misogynistic thoughts and actively temper them.

Feels good to be able to control one's prejudices.
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>>2332225
I have
trust me it's not flattering, even when she's attractive
You're better off just sticking to pony
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>>2332225

I'm pretty sure I have, actually. A couple times, possibly.

Problem is, I tend to attract women crazier than me, and I don't break that old rule.
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>>2332239
winking
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>>2332239
Watch it and you'll find out.
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>>2332239
They give me poners, sir. If I did not masturbate to them, I would be pent up, and perform inadequately at work.

It's for the good of the company.
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>>2332249
Oh god please
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>>2332026
What I would do with my pony version of myself is ask her to wear some clothes so I can rip them apart and force my fingers inside her.
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>>2332249
Can't rape the willing.
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>>2332203
Well if you were at loving embrace level the wouldn't only be sleeping in your bed because it was cold.
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>>2332239
I am an individual that sees something and takes it by the horns, so to speak.
If I can understand why it is seen as something desirable to do, I can find a way to exploit it and sell product more efficiently.
It's a win win really.
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>>2332262
>her

misandrist!
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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29663/2/The-Only-Tears-That-Fall-Are-Red/The-River-Always-Flows-
OH BOY A NEW CHAPTER
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Changelings make shitty zerg.

Gummy is better zerg.
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>>2332262
>her
>implying females on 4chan
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>>2332277
>gummy
>not parasprites
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>>2332256
>crazy
>woman
choose two
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>>2332267
Oh, but they always love using that excuse...
>LyraxAnon
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We /soc/ now

There's this one girl who looks kinda cute and has a pretty awesome personality, into science and shit, just like my favourite pone. Also really friendly to everyone so I can't tell if her teasing me is just being friendly or if there's anything, probably not but eh. She doesn't seem to mind me physically teasing her liking poking and prodding and does the same to me sometimes

Does she want to fuck

Also, I just realised probably no one knows how shy I actually am considering how I usually act like a crazy brazen alpha motherfucker when I'm full beta inside. Hell, my close friend was surprised by how shy I was around my old crush.
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>>2332262
>She does the same thing to you later since its a version of you
>Hooves instead of fingers, no progression
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>>2332157
>KING OF CHEESE
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>>2332286
Give her le dick
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>>2332283
>first day chrysalis existed
>we decided that parasprites were changeling larvae
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>>2332286
>just like my favorite pone
Just one bit of advice.

Don't compare a girl to pone to her face.

She might like it, chances are she'll hate it. Not worth the risk.
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>>2332286
Use the best line we have anon
>please respond
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HOW MANY POSTS TIL NEW HORSE

I HAVE A LEAKED ANIMATIC THAT I WANT TO POST IN A CLEAN THREAD BECAUSE OCD
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>>2332121
>equivalent work
>man works as carrier carries 4 tons a day
>woman carrier carries 2,5 tons a day for the same-working hours
>pregnancy allowance for couple of months
WHY ARE EMPLOYERS SO SEXIST?!
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>>2332296
>we decided

Someone made an image macro, posted it a few times, and people said it was stupid.
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>>2332301
>y-y-you too
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>>2332271
>>2332279
A-A smelly old girl can stay here too, y-you know...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b48y8rpsxS

>>2332287
I... Did not think this through.
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Rate me 1-10
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>>2332157
>cheesing
My utmost respect when it's not me you're cheesing
As soon as I see proxy zealots or whatever shit it is this time, I hate you but only because I should have scouted it, fuck
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>>2332296

>we
>decided

You're doing that thing where you assume everyone agreed with you again.
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>>2332239
Oh yeah, it's the winkin--- wait, what the fuck where did you get that information
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>>2332162
>tfw your crush was obsessed with an asshole
>tfw you tell her he's an asshole
>tfw she doesn't speak to you for a few months
>tfw she dates him
>tfw she realizes he is an asshole and immediately apologizes
>tfw she finds someone else a few weeks later
>tfw he's a really really great guy that you get along with
>>>/soc/
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>>2332302

40 some odd more images until new horse.
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>>2332311
Aren't you that guy from a few days back?
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>>2332312
C-can I go negative?
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>>2332286
>dating advice
shit I'm terrible at this, considering that I've never dated or even touched a woman in any way other than cursory contact in my life. Best thing I can say is offer to go out to a movie or some shit.
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>>2332286
Seems like a hard situation, she might be into you, or she may not be. If you read wrong and ask, it may create an awkward air; if you read correctly, good for you.
Some girls just want a a good friend, or a bro, gender differences just happen to be there sometimes.
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>>2332324
>40

>>2332302
We're at 166 right now
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>>2332312
Tirion lannister/10
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>>2332188
>the two of you meet
>he asks if he can ride on your back
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>>2332121
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-412178/Nine-working-women-want-quit-housewives.html

Women don't even want to work. They want to marry a rich man and never work a day in their lives.

I wish I had saved that cap of women's responses about university. One said, "University should be a thing only guys need to go to. Like, sure, a woman should get to go if she wants, but it shouldn't be expected, because she just needs to find a guy who marry."
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>>2332262

>dress up the stallion version of you in a nurses outfit
>stockings and all
>???
>gay sex
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>>2332311
Uhh...
What the fuck man.
Why are you here?
Shouldn't you be on Facebook or something?
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>>2332336

4chan X says 212 images.
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>>2332326
Which guy?
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>>2332322
>Say he is an asshole.
>She drops him.
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>>2332306
>woman works as a typist and types 1000 pages a day
>man works as a typist and types 1000 pages a day


by the way I totally agree, there should be some reform in the pregnancy allowance system.
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>>2332348
refresh the page, a janitor must be cleaning up some spam or something
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>>2332343
YES.
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>>2332296
>we decided that parasprites were changeling larvae
One guy thought that, I can't remember now whether it was Nathan or not. Almost everyone else thought it was retarded as fuck.
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Which pony would enjoy attention from MLPG the most?
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>>2332349
>>2332311
Nah, she's squishy marshmallow pony buttholes voice girl
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>>2332311
Nice helium voice.
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>>2332356
Rainbow cunt.
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Fucking hell now I'm looking at starcraft pone

I don't even play starcraft
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>>2332340
>Tirion
>Ti
10/10
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this thread is getting gay

continue
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>>2332342
>lel xd all women are whores who want to marry into money
fuck off faggot.
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>>2332356
Lyra
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>>2332239
I'm bored of everything else. Please help me I don't know where I am going to turn after this dries up.
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>>2332344
And shouldn't you be fucking your Lyra plushie already?
Do it already so I can lick the drippings off.
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>>2332357
No it's not. the guy you quoted is a man
Squishy marshmallow buttholes girl is asleep right now
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>>2332329
I'm actually not all that interested in a relationship right now, she'd be a cool bro. Thing is if I actually were looking for a relationship I'd want a girl like her, so should I move even though not really willing to put in effort now

>>2332298
I'm not that autistic yet

Also, sometimes I wonder how many girls like me but because they think I'm alpha the think if I like them back I'll just go up to them and sweep them off their feet, while meanwhile I'm being beta
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>>2332356

who do you fucking think? our Queen, of course.
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>>2332356
The Wonderbolts!
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>>2332376
>gif
ross pls go
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>>2332356

Least would be Fluttershy. She'd be shocked and freaked out that guys are talking about her online.

Dash would love her online fan club. But not like the porn.
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>>2332368
I dunno. Talking about sucking my stallion-self off might put some people off.
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>>2332249
Well if he was going to do that then it stands to reason that he would have to be faster than me, because I would try to do the exact same thing.
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>>2332379
>implying
It's 10am in britland where SMPB girl lives
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>>2332371
>Reject a source, call empirical studies "gay" to propagate your argument

Your anti-intellectualism is stunning. I suppose you also burn lab reports to support your Lysenkoism?
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>>2332356
Fluttershy.
She would be scared of it at first, but after the first few comments that talk about her in a positive light she would be hooked like a crack addict.
She would never leave the computer.
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>>2332311
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wnFMigjXvy
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>>2332385
>not liking Tyson Hesse
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>>2332371
well it is the most prudent move a woman can make; they'd be stupid not to

i'll admit the whores part isn't accurate for all of them, but wanting to marry into money is just common sense
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Why does Rarity seem like much more of a prominent character than AJ, Dash, or Fluttershy?
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>>2332356
Trixie
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>>2332392
She always goes to bed late, the silly thing
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>>2332385
>Getting mad at Boxer Hockey.
No.
You get out.
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OH SHIT GUYS. THIS JUST HAPPENED.

Talking to cute girl on skype and she said this.

the funny part is, I'm not even joking about fapping to ponies. I have an entire gig ponies R34
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>>2332225
I had a couple but they were hairy landwhales. I'd rather not picture it.
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>>2332406
I haven't even slept yet - she might be doing the same
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>>2332376
>buying MLP related merchandise
>having anything pony related exposed in your house
>exposing your power level
>2012
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>>2332404
Because you have tunnel vision.
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>>2332379
Well, uhm...
I can be your squishy marshmallow buttholes girl tonight.
I promise she won't know.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QxqGtlg3MO
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>>2332392
>SMPB Girl

I like this name for her
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>>2332381
Then keep doing what you're doing, I say.
Then again, I've never cared for romance.
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>>2332285
>you wrap Lyra in your blanket after a few weeks of not washing it
>you know exactly what it does to her, which is why you wrapped her so tight that she can't move
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>>2332411
Smooth move, burrito.
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>>2332411
>Cam and mic not working.
It's a trap,
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>>2332239
Since when fetishism needs reasoning, sir?
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>>2332277
That is the best hydralisk I have ever seen.
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>>2332411
Oh god you are stupid as fuck.
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>>2332422
I was so hoping you were SMPB girl
Fuck you it's not the same
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>>2332396

>she likes the majority of MLPG calling her a useless cunt

i knew she was into some shit.
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>>2332404

>Why is Rarity more prominent than background ponies
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>>2332411
Hehehehe

Just continue, man. I've always believed that being weird can be appealing to women, but you've got to have the right attitude about it. Don't be all defensive, just laugh along and have >fun
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>>2332432
I've met her IRL silly.
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>>2332423
Who?
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>>2332252
You sound like an omega whiteknight to me.
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>>2332286
Just invite her out for coffee or something.
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So this thread is basically AiE /soc/ spam minus the actual stories, or /b/read minus the trips. Sounds legit.
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>>2332438
>she likes the majority of MLPG calling her a useless cunt
And thats why I love flutterdash.
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>>2332411
You're a faggot.
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>>2332411
dumb motherfucker
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>>2332311

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFaucER5mZ
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>>2332411
>I promise its not what it looks like
>rainbow dash is my favorite
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>>2332415
Perhaps! Who knows, though, really.
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>>2332456
K, whatever. Have a fishy stick.
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>>2332438
It's the first time anyone has been honest to her, except for maybe Discord.
She likes it.
She wants to be dragged across the coals.
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>>2332411
I hate you even more than sentenal and Nathan
Fuck off
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>>2332437
>implying you wouldn't prefer a slutty femcolt rather than a girl from Britain who would never touch the likes of you
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>>2332456
It could've been different. We could've talked about Cheerilee.
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>>2332464
>I promise its not what it looks like
>Rainbow dash is my favorite
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>>2332422
Sorry anon, you don't have a very nice voice
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>>2332395
1) It's the fucking daily mail. I'm from the US and even I know not to trust the daily mail.
2) it's 7 years old. Not saying that makes it obsolete, but it's another strike against it
3) a survey is not empirical evidence.
4) Your "source" does not say what you're claiming at all. That women would prefer to work full-time as parents rather than spend time at an office is not surprising.
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>>2332381
>Thing is if I actually were looking for a relationship I'd want a girl like her, so should I move even though not really willing to put in effort now

Do it before you lose the opportunity.
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>>2332411
>>2332411
>>2332411
>"I'm convinced that you have a weird pony fetish by the way."

OH SHIT SON ABORT ABORT ABORT
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>>2332472
>implying
I'm British too

She'd fuck me based on that
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>>2332411
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>>2332441
Oh wow, that kind of fits a video I watched recently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7OA5ccTOY
>She escapes captivity
>vid happens
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>>2332475
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY HORSE GIRLFRIEND.
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>>2332411
>RD as favorite pone instead of AJ

I hope you step on a lego
>>
Goodnight MLPG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsSOv7Skl-0
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>>2332472
>Implying Im a faggot like you
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>>2332484
ITS TOO LATE FOR HIM.
ITS A BROKEN ARROW LEVEL SITUATION.
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>>2332493
his image actually explicitly states it
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>>2332411
>"I'm convinced you have a big pony fetish"
Just admit it and treat it like no big deal. If she pursues interest then you got something going.
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>>2332490
SHE'S A REAL IMAGINATION, THOUGH.
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>>2332343
>he wants you to do the exact same thing
>you both sit on the bed waiting for the other to make a move
>you both become fed up and make your move at the exact same time
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>>2332477
In all seriousness, still working on how to make it more natural.
But fuckit, I've got enough filly-fiddlers who want a piece of this shit.
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>>2332072
>Na, actually my biggest worry is that I'm the only person here over 25 and wonder, "what the fuck am I doing?"

I am over 25, and have been here for almost two years. What are we doing, anon
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>>2332507
>racking an automatic shotgun
EVERY GODDAMN TIME
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>>2332508
>human is ravaged by the size of pony
>pony is disappointed by the size of human
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>>2332515
artists don't know jack shit
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>>2332481
Maybe.

Still, girl's really studious and probably has the mindset that she shouldn't get with a boy until our finals this year is over. Maybe I'll ask her then but in the meantime just hang out and such
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>>2332072
I was old when this world was young anon
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>>2332382
Yes she would.
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>>2332286
Are you attractive and /fit/? Cause if you aren't your alpha-masquarade is probably just a joke to others. and she's mockingly teasing you
>>
You assholes are hilarious.
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>>2332411
>>2332411
>Microwave never namefags
>posts shitty pony skype shit like this
>thread derails into talking about that
>he makes the roll chart
>thread derails
Worst. Horsefucker. Ever.
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>>2332411

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THAT AS YOUR ICON IN THE FIRST PLACE!?
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>>2332512
hello, I'm still here
I don't know, best I can figure is we're just trying to enjoy ourselves. And this is a damn fine source of entertainment, so what's wrong with that.
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>>2332515
Guy must moderate /k/
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>>2332521

some cry
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>>2332388
Nigger I've waited until 4am for the general to turn into the nighttime general and given countless prompts. Do it.
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>>2332411

I honestly don't see what's wrong with this since it looks like the both of them are having >fun
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>>2332529
>he actually posts that for her to notice
>pretends it was on accident
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>>2332517
>what are arms
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>>2332420
Fuck you the cigarette case is pretty cool.
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>>2332531
reported
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>>2332541
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY
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>>2332531
>underageb& detected
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>>2332528
He pushed Rumblescoot and Mexican Scootaloo too and some other things I forgot but remember hating. I really hate that faggot.
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>>2332543
You better report Dooks too then
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>>2332517
not fucking pony cock with your cock
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>>2331358
>>2331370
>>2331383

I know I shouldn't have gone in there. I know I never should have left the lifeboat. But darn it, look at this!

Are we really just gonna let these animals keep going?
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>>2332541
>smoking

WHAT WOULD YOUR WAIFU THINK?!
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>>2332540
Still holds.
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>>2332529

>Schierke reads modern Berserk.jpg
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>>2332551
>dislikes both rumblescoot and mexiloo
pls just go
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>>2332541
why
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>>2332528
i agree.

but microwave is my waifu. move over nathan
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>>2332552
>>2332547
>>2332550

Dooks AND Nootsack, silly
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>>2332311
feint orgasm or GTFO
also >we could not fit it ALL in
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>>2332561
I hate both of those as well.
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>>2332555
>Are we really just gonna let these animals keep going?
Yes. Their shitty thread is just as show related as ours is. Filter it if you don't want to see it.
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/g/ wants me to bring them some jessy vocaroos guys
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>>2332555

I thought Fluffy pony was lame shit back when it was still in the general. WHy is this continuing? What is the appeal? It's ugly and stupid. I'd be embarrased if anyone from the show saw that.
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>>2332322
HAHAHAHA! Gamma as fuck!
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>>2332551
>Does not like Rumblescoot and Scootaloos charming Mexican family.
You are not welcome in the innerthighs.
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>>2332555
yes now stop bringing that shit in here.
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>>2332551
>tfw like mexican scootaloo before he came around
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>>2332574
Finally, someone who will post Jessy.
I've been fucking compared to them and I have no idea who they are.
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>>2332574
/g/ can go fuck themselves

the new jessy is where its at
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>>2332322
>having crushes
get on my level! virgin4lyfe 4 all lives.
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>>2332551
You forgot that I made Scootaman and made the first fluffy pony thread on /mlp/. But at least I'm not a fag and don't outwordly admit to this kind of shit. People in the skype just let it be known.

P.S. I fucking hate fluffy pony.
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>>2332567
I actually wonder how many of our contributors are underageb&

I know a particular waifufag is
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>>2332607
I wonder how old SB is.
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>>2332607
I turned 18 last month brah

Celestia is my waifu
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>>2332591
>before he came around

He's been here since early 2011. He just never tripfagged or admitted to it. The skype group told us.
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THIS THREAD NEEDS SALVATION.
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>>2330497
>>2330464
2slow
with her farts
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>>2332575
>Why is it continuing.
Because bronies are fucking retarded.
>What is the appeal.
There is none, its just a group of kids thinking they are being edgy and cool because of it.
>I'd be embarrassed if anyone from the show saw that.
They would think it was a massive accomplishment.
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>>2332606
>>2332580
>>2332591

You are all my niggaz.

>>2332606

We all do. Also

>made the first fluffy pony thread

If I ever find you, I will end you as painfully as I can.
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>>2332517
>you both try to overpower the other
>he slams you to the bed with his weight, but you jab your fingers into the place where his front legs meet his chest and wriggle out from under him
>you try to use the blanket as a net but he just bucks you
>this continues on until you are both too tired, mentally and physically, to continue
>this repeats the next night
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>>2332620
>ponies
what are you doing here? ponies aren't allowed in /soc/
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>>2332607
Please don't say TAW is underage too
Dooks is acceptable because he's nice in and out of the general, bro as fuck and contributes
Nootsack contributes but is a whiny faggot
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>>2332371
>implying reddit is more sexist than 4chan
>implying women aren't looking for social stability through marriage
>implying a woman would marry you for your kind heart and honest feelings
I don't even know what's going in here anymore...
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>>2332634
Nah, it's not TAW.
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QUICK
POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4iR668Ki3I
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>>2332618
Ah, my mistake.
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>>2332638
You can't just tease us like that anon
Put it in spoiler tags if it'll make you feel better
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>>2332606

That was YOU! You were the one that threw the fluffy pony into the piss ocean that is MLP?

Oh, you fucking jackwagon.
>>
How old are our artfags?

If you don't know how old they are... make a guess.
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>>2332627
What if you let him initially, then ride him out even when he's tired and spent?
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>>2332640
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>>2332640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml55_NAkui8
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>>2332640
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKLgaLBhx68
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>>2332627
>Wrestling ponies.
YEAH!
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>>2332532
>we're just trying to enjoy ourselves

it's all we can do.

>this is a damn fine source of entertainment, so what's wrong with that

nothin'
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>>2332640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5HN3otnoL8
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>>2332640

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0bQv45Yh44
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>>2332555
jesus christ
that is some awful shit
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>>2332640
THIS

[spaghetti]
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>>2332620

>Twilight has to pee really bad .gif
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>>2332640
This one right here. [1]

>TFW Friday is the day I would leave you guys for the weekend
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>>2332651
He's you so he'd be expecting that. He'd be waiting for you to do the exact same thing after you both try to become dominant at the same time.
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>>2332640
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZfKRvvDUhI
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>>2332640
[1]
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>>2332646
No, I won't. He'll be not underage anymore in a few months so you can wait till then
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>>2332678
See, this is why I prefer to be a slutty pervert than a beta faggot.
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>>2332571
the general is great tonight
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>>2332687
Did you finish trixie? I'm too lasy to archive skim.
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>>2332673
>ruining images size by putting tons of shitty music on it

fuck you
post the original one that isn't bloated
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>>2332680
Fuck yeah Silkie
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>>2332659
>That Macho Man and the Flutterster will never wrestle crime in Equestria again.
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>>2332640
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q
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>>2332692
Is it Dafty?
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>>2332701
>mad
>>
I'm reading the Fluffy Pony thread. The symptoms I'm experiencing might be a stroke.
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>>2332701
>not already having the original
Nah fuck your shit, I'll keep this thank you
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>>2332701
I liked his first few albums
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>>2332700
Yes.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29975/Breaking-the-latch-on-Trixie%27s-magic-snatch

I hope you like it.
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>>2332649
They now have a guy who's working on an interactive fluffy pony game, apparently.

http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy
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>>2332704
It's the only Dubstep I will admit to listing too in public.
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>>2332677

What is that.
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>>2332692
HAHAAH
IT'S NASSE ISN'T IT
IT REALLY IS I CAN TELL
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>>2332695
Well he's also a slutty pervert. At worst you have to flip a coin to see who's on top.
>>
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
GLITTER GLUE
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>>2332701
>Spaghetti remix of Eminem
>shitty music
Leave.
Now.
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>>2332650

Rose - 20 something
Nasse - 18-20
JapAnon - late teens to early 20s, at best.
GG - 20s or 30s
Daftykins - early 20s
miLes - late 20s
Ross - physically in his 30s, mentally in his teens.
AB - doesn't matter if he's legal or not - inmates aren't picky.
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>>2332724
>They now have a guy who's working on an interactive fluffy pony game, apparently.
I didn't have to know that
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>>2332740
>AB
oh god my sides
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>>2332612
in his 20's
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>>2332677

John williams fucking sucks. stop posting his shit here
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>>2332728
If you like it, then check this out.
http://www.mediafire.com/?a4jzhxdzkjr
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>>2332709
>>2332731

No one so noteworthy, but I already said that even if you guys do guess right I'm not saying anything
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>>2332729
A track from Guild Wars 2 by Jeremy Soule. The full version from Youtube is down/remove, so yeah.
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>>2332724
>All of that shit you just posted.
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>>2332566
Is it microwave picture time?

Goddamn, look at his hebrew smug. Fucking hate this guy.
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>>2332736
>you will never have sex with your pony counterpart, even when he's in front of you
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>>2332724
http://www.dragon-mango.com/ponygame/fluffy/fluffy2.swf

Those faces look exactly like Art-Anon's. Christ.
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>>2332724
hey

don't bring that shit here

you fucking idiot
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>>2332724
holy fuck those are adorableToo bad it's eventually gonna just be some hyper edgy gorefest
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>>2332673
>HE OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE SPAGHETTI WON'T COME OUT
>HE'S READY TO DROP SPAGHETTI

AHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>2332764
What are you saying? He's a changeling? He's blowing you? What?
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>>2332769
>Bronies in charge of creativity.
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>>2332776
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7OLrLKOL48
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>>2332774
It's actually not all that rage-inducing at this point, compared to what you usually see in the generals. The fact that they poop everywhere is a bad sign, though.
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>>2332782
Changelingbro would never do that.
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>>2332797
10/10
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>>2332797
My cheeks and lungs hurt
Amazing
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goodnight MLPG
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>>2332405
Slow-as-fuck, but what's this pic from? I've only seen the movie, and I've fairly sure that shot wasn't in it.
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>>2332797
It will never come close to the original
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0m9_e4L5eE
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>>2332814
Goodnight anon, pleasant dreams.
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>>2332752
Thanks, bro.
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>>2332815
Sequel movie
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>>2332724
>Check interactive ones
>"Well they're kinda cute not so..."
>One takes a huge dump
This is all too reminiscent of adult swims My Little Bastard
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>>2332740
these ages actually make sense
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>>2332814
[goodnight]
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>>2332814
goodnight anon
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>>2332769
>>2332724
>>2332800

One of them just contacted me a while earlier.

>Fluffy collab project
>from ~LordAtomosk
>to ~Art-Anon
>Before I bug you with the invitation, I want to know if you're at all interested in fluffy ponies anymore. Can't blame you if you want nothing to do with it.

I wonder if this is what he was going to ask me about.
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>>2332762
5/10 might fuck
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>>2332823
>mfw I recommended it to Dooks a few days ago
Maybe soon he will get a good taste in wubstep
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>>2332814
See you in half an hour.
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>>2332841
deer got
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>>2332802
He would if he were your counterpart, but he could only be your counterpart if you were a Tleilaxu Face Dancer.

Are you a Tleilaxu Face Dancer?
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>>2332844
>ask him for the list after I saw you talking about it
>he says it wasn't actually a picture
That fucker

Thanks onon
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>>2332841
Wot da zog...
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who is best pone?
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>>2332838
At least he was smart enough to know you might want to not do it.
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>>2332858
pink autism
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>>2332858

me
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>>2332858
You're favourite one
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>>2332838
Sounds like he wants to have a hat about loose women and fine cigars.
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So apparently the person who wrote Fallout: Equestria, is a furry who is huge into female genitalia torture.

notbigsurprise.jpg
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>>2332858
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>>2332875
and you wont draw normal ponies

big surprise eh
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>>2332869

you aren't a pone
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>>2332867
>>2332872

I was about ) ( that far from telling him just what I think of fluffy ponies and everyone involved with them now, but I decided not to say anything until I can think of a more polite way to say "no, you fucking idiot."
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WITHOUT ANY EXPLAINIATION
NO TIME FOR RELAXATION

DON'T THINK
DON'T BLINK
JUST GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GALO SENGEN
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>>2332881
I draw normal ponies all the time.

Well, normal-ish.
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>>2332886
Dont talk about Lyra like that faget
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>>2332875
>So apparently the person who wrote Fallout: Equestria

who?
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>>2332841
WHY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIjipFoAd_s
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>>2332871

dafty pls horse
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>>2332875
But there was none in the fic.
Now if you told me gore was her fetish I would have been like.
>"Well, that makes sense."
If you had told me torture and pain was her fetish I would have just chuckled, knowing I read a massive waste of time consisting of nothing but her sick fetish.
But no, you had to go out of left field and point out the one fetish that the hospital horrors could have made work.
And I am left hollow.
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>>2332891
That is a lot better than your usual tiny headed jagged ponies
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>>2332891
I mean this is relatively normal.

>>2332894
Kkatman or some shit.
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>>2332762
>>2332843
>fucking microwave
I wonder what that would be like
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>>2332841
This kind of shit just kind of makes me want to go on an extreme art frenzy, draw a shit-ton of fluffy ponies that look like actual ponies and act just like regular ponies. Then push it to the spaghetti part of the fandom to NOT be like a gore-fest. But, alas...
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>>2332891
I would fuck that Dash.
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>>2332825
Oh. If I ever knew there was a sequel, I've somehow managed to forget about it. Guess I've got something to hunt out later, then.
Thanks.
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>>2332891
>pony standing

furry found
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>>2332890
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>>2332905
Those horrors came out of left-field.
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>>2332916
She has simply had too much Succubi Milk.
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>>2332906
You just haven't been around that often, I guess.

I mean these are literally the last three pone drawings I've posted in the MLPG.
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>>2332920
Hey, those things were fucking scary.
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>>2332907
The things I would do to that pony. I would help her with the baking, taste test her bake goods, and help sell them to the local residents.
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>>2332762
I am seriously temped to take a pic of myself for MLPG to judge but I don't want to be so overt an attention whore

Maybe when we all post our pics
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>>2332918
>snoic
>not sanic
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>>2332931
I mean the rape bit. At least the masturbation scene had build up and felt like something the character would do instead of HAHA TIME FORE SEX!
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>>2332930
ah
sorry
please draw pinkie pie
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>>2332740
miLes is 19 going on 20
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>>2332937
Don't even risk it. Dooks tried it as anon but everyone recognised his afro and mexican pallor
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>>2332943
Later. It's 5:30 in the morning and I haven't gone to bed yet.

I probably should go do that. Sleep is apparently a thing you need to function properly.
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>>2332908
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>>2332910
They'll just paint on blood and write text around it.
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I finally found someone willing to ERP with me

I'm living out my dream MLPG, why have I not done this earlier.
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>>2332930
>standing again

you're not even trying to hide it
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>>2332934
Would you let her tendrils rape you in every hole?
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>>2332889

Sorry - I'm under a lot of strain right now due to some issues on the Real-Life front, and I'm having a hard time holding it together right now.

I think I'm gonna go to bed before I make this my personal blog.
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>>2332740
Ross stated that he was 19 in MS's stream when he joined the skype call
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>>2332939
snoc hghog
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>>2332944

>that feel when the best drawfag on the ship is 6 years younger than you

guess i'll just give up drawing now.
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>>2332650
28.
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How would you feel if S3 had a Treehouse of horror style episode and in it there's a 1 second shot of Mrs. Cake with tendrils?
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>>2332950
>That feel
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>>2332970
Wait fuck why did I say that.

25. Goddammit fuck this shit I'm going to bed. My brain is dead.
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>>2332969
Why did you even bother beginning?
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>>2332965
>I think I'm gonna go to bed before I make this my personal blog.

we've been blogging the last hour anyway. share with us, d00d
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>>2332937
I just got these from the old skype calls. He'd ask us if his new shirt looked good or not all the time.

lucky bastard got in a car crash and now he's rich. he just sits inside his apartment all day and does nothing.
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>>2332962
silly anon that's not what tendrils are for
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>>2332875
She'd he'd? I don't even know fit right into MLPG then

Give Sparkler someone to talk to
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>>2332970
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>18 and started drawing last year

im glad i didnt start as late as some of you
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>>2332982

>d00d
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>>2332980
i don't know man.

these ponies they drive me to draw
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>>2332814
Awww, don't go yet. I just got on
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>>2332984
>not posting his old gifs
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Tell me about your strange fetishes MLPG

For me it has to be nosebleeds

They turn me on and off at the same time, it's very confusing
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>>2333003
I'd do him.

Really any way.
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>>2332996
>d00d
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>>2333006
we uh...we had this here: >>2331263

cuddling and caring for others
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Er, who is microwave?
Forgive me
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>>2333003
aw he looks so happy
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>>2333006
>tfw I don't really have any

I'm so vanilla it hurts.
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>>2332996
rofl stfu n00b
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>>2333006
Love.
Strange isn't it?
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>>2332910
Similar things have been tried before. The problem is that the people in the fluffy pony threads have no interest in anything that's not endless gore/torture porn. You're just casting pearls before swine.
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So does anyone else think that Mrs. Cake's favorite thing to do is give blowjobs?
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>>2333003
would fuck

tfw i dont have a vagina for him
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>>2332996
d00d!
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>>2333011
>>2333006
You lot should just make F-list profiles and just link them whenever someone asks.

I mean it gets brought up nearly every thread.
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>>2333006
I'm sort of a pan-fetishist. I find appeal and a vast range of fetishes, not really "having" more than a few, fairly common ones.

Fart and scat are unusual in that they're ones that don't arouse me at all. Really extreme gore fetish doesn't get me going either, though I can see the appeal.
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>>2333023
Prinny pls go
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>>2333006
Nosebleeds aren't normally my interest, but there's a couple of scratch pics, that one included, that inexplicably do it for me.
That said, we already did this earlier this thread
>>2331263
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>>2333006
I don't really have any strange fetishes except for pone.
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>>2333024
...what's F-list

...it sounds like a scary place
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>>2333011
>>2333024
>>2333029
I was thinking more obscure fetishes that you consider the strangest you have
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>>2333021
And that stopping you?
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>>2333016

Cool pure faggot.
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>>2333003
dumping more of microwave's old gifs since we ded anyway
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What would your cutie mark be if you were brought to Equestria once day and became a pone?

What job would you most likely get?
What job would you want, though?

Any particularly vivid, fleshed out, or fantasies otherwise?

Going with all this, have you ever made or even vaguely imagined a self-insert pone OC to live out your horse fantasies in? Go on, confess.
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>>2333019
>>2332910
>>2332953

I don't waste my time with those threads, and neither should you. They're beyond saving now. The best we can hope for is that when/if we ever get a mod, they'll shove those kids out.
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>>2333020
Blowjobs don't get you pregnant.
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>>2332985
Tendrils are for whatever you want. She can carry you around inside, play with you while you lie next to her, form them into a faux penis so she can see what it's like to be the stallion instead of the mare, etc.
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>>2332940
You mean the "I am sicker than death, I better masturbate!"
Fuck if that makes sense.
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Who is this microwave faggot and why is everyone spamming him.
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>>2333013
You'd be too if you had lawsuit money to live off of and just bought useless shit all day. He doesn't deserve the money.
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>>2332953
>>2333019
That's just the thing though. How many people actually occupy those threads? If all they do is draw blood and scat on it zippity doo da, it's only gonna happen on there or ponibooru, right? If we got it to the more outgoing part of the fandom, they would probably hate the scat/gore stuff and try to make it more not like that.
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>>2333055
I feel I wouldn't be any better, I'd just spend it on art supplies
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>>2333039
I'll come back on my main and I'll show you who's a faggot.
World 27, Lumby it is?
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>>2333027
d00d...
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>>2333044
They do if she uses her vagina.
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>>2333052
he's our waifu
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>>2333042
Mine would be a double helix, representing genetics. I'd probably rather bake with the cakes all day though.
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>>2333026
Hello me.
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>299 images

What the hell is going on in this thread
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>>2333051
sick fap is best fap
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>>2333042
>vaguely imagined
It took me literally less than a second, I swear!
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>>2333077
What do you work as?
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>>2333042
Something that shows I like to make others laugh, I guess.
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New horse..... Why?
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>>2333081
Some nice janitor deleted our spider spam
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>>2333051
She was delusional and laying next to the person she'd had a crush on for most of her life. It made perfect sense.
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>>2333076
Nigga he ugly
Get a superior husbando
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>>2333081
The US dollar collapsed. Thread inflation is up.
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>>2333042
I dunno. I sorta wanted to be a teacher, before my uni dreams died.

Tutoring/something social since I like talking with people.
Teacher, musician or writer I think. It'd be a nice, relatively simple life.

Not really, no.

>OC
Nope.
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>>2333042
>What would your cutie mark be if you were brought to Equestria once day and became a pone?
I really don't know. Almost all of the shit I do has to do with software development and they don't have advanced computers in equestria.
>What job would you most likely get?
Something to do with engineering?
>What job would you want, though?
Masseur.
>Any particularly vivid, fleshed out, or fantasies otherwise?
>Going with all this, have you ever made or even vaguely imagined a self-insert pone OC to live out your horse fantasies in? Go on, confess.
HA, no
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>>2333081
Refresh the page dingus
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NEW HORSE WHERE
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>>2333099
I like you anonymous, you can come over and fuck my pony.
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>>2333106
NO U
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>>2332982

It's mostly issues with school that have been coming on for a long time, and as a result I'll be taking a quarter (maybe more) off while I re-evaluate some things and actually try to do something other than struggling through classes I don't enjoy and getting deeper in debt than I already am. Maybe actually animate for once.

>a bloo bloo bloo
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NEW HORSE SOON FELLOW HORSEFUCKER
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>>2333099
>Inflation

unf
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>>2333112
>inflation
ewww
>cum inflation
UNF
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>>2333108
That isn't that orangutang is it?
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>>2333042

Something symbolizing a love of acquiring knowledge, like a book, I guess. I'd probably be a repair pone or be put on administrative stuff when I really want to go to Canterlot and study pone science with waifu.

And yes to the last one
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>>2333042
The only thing I'm good at is maths. So I'm guessing it'd be an abacus or something. Even though my passion lies in drawing/writing and just creating...things.

I have made a self insert OC but only to use in ERPs and such. It's basically me if I had schizophrenia
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>>2333112
Get out of here, Obama.
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>>2333116
Yes it is, and by "you can fuck my pony", I mean I will let it fuck you.
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>>2333120
>The only thing I'm good at is maths
NERD
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>>2333112
Apocalypse fetishes?

unf
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>>2333103
TAW pls go
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>>2333112
*ulp*
*ulp*
*ulp*
>>2333115
fuck you and your gay shit. Cum isn't sexy.
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>>2333059
Maybe, but I feel like it might be safer to just let it go at this point. Let fluffy pony dwindle into obscurity.
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Someone said he had a leaked thing to show us. Make a new thread.
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>>2333042
A record, because listening to music is the ONLY hobby I have ever had, and probably ever will have.

I dunno, a store clerk or something?

Being Rarity's dress-up doll.

Nope

And Nope
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>>2333131
faggot
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>>2333130
>implying TAW
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>>2333115
>casual inflation
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My cutie mark would be mai waifu's face, as a cruel stipulation of my traveling to Equestria only for her.
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>>2333042
I'd probably be stuck as a carpenter or something.
Electrician, menial jobs like that.

god i want to be an artist
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MAKE A NEW FUCKING HORSE ALREADY


JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING SANDRAKERS
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>>2333131
>cum
>copious amounts of thick candy pony semen
>not sexy
get a load of this faggot
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new thread

>>2333146
>>2333146
>>2333146
>>2333146
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>>2333087
I'm studying at the moment, but I have done work in plant genetics before.
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NEW THREAD
>2333146
>2333146
>2333146
>2333146
>2333146
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>>2333124
I thought the cops took her away though. And that your neighborhood put up one hell of a fight to keep her.
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>>2333131
You mean that the proof of you virility filling her and coating her isn't sexy? Faggot.
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>>2333157
gj bro
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>>2333158
Ahahaha, yes, they took ONE Orangutan.

The other is still here.
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>>2333157
next time, anon

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