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Now the party don't start 'til I walk in~

New horse.
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Vote.

Would a Great Gatsby style episode be a good idea?
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>>2319777

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>>2322917
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Cheerilee is sweet and kind.
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find.
One to really make her heart soar!
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>>2322932
no
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>>2322932
How so? What pony is doing what?

Is it the Great and Powerful Gatsby?
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>>2322941
That animation still makes me smile so much.
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Friend-off stuff for those who get here late.
http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_2_results/
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Is this the correct marker...?
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>>2322932
No
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>>2322952
Buuuuuuuuuuut
This one's too young
This one's too old!
He clearly has a terrible cold.
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>>2322961

I was thinking that Rarity is Daisey. An old male pony she knew has spent his entire life to be rich just to impress her. But Rarity is currently dating Fancy Pants. Drama ensues.
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>>2322936
>>2322977
Should put it in the linkboard.
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>>2322932
>Raridaisy
>FlutterMyrtle
>Twick Carrosparkle
>Apple Baker
>Tombow Dash
>Spike Gatsby
>Panka Jewman

I'd watch it
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>>2322981
I just got here from the archive.
SO, yeah
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>>2322955
what
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>>2322932
Episode idea time?
The main 6 in The Divine Comedy
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>>2322981
No, this is the marker.
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>that feel when veggietales makes you laugh
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>>2322970
Marker is a cute mix of 49500 silly pixels
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>>2323021
All three books?
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>>2322925
>>2322927
>>2322909
>Fluttershy's Collar
>Corrupting the Student
>Co-op Coltsitting
Winners of the real-art for fake-fics contest

will be delivered in due time

further bulletins as events warrant
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>>2323021

How would that work? An Angel guides them through their underworld?
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>>2322995
Could kinda see it as Fancy Pants being Gastby now that you put it like that
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>>2323030
Hahaha oh god I really laughed
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>>2323030
toxicmario pls go
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>>2323021
Could work, Tartarus is a real place in Equestria afterall.
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>>2323035
Yay
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>not pone Atlas Shrugged episode

Can't you all see Rarity would make the perfect symbol for pony objectivism?
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>>2322985
what of we derp the eyes?
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>>2323021

Twilight vs. Guy Montag
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>>2323032
Inferno would probably work best, although I could see all three books working in a two or threeparter
>>2323038
Celestia guides them through Tartarus
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>>2323000
Nah.
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>>2323057
Changed my mind! I'm in!
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>>2323030
I have never known that feel
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>>2323030
This is a good one.
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>Not wanting Cosmos Narrated by Pinkie Pie
>All the other ponies are now planets
>Featuring guest artist ross
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>>2323035
ahahaha Rainbow Dash, you cant eat all those churros what are you doing you silly pony
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>>2323057
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>>2323030
Could do without that last panel, but it actually made me chuckle.
God damn, he's actually improving!
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>tablet on ebay, 27 minutes remaining
>only at £22
>paid £99 for it six months ago

Fuck, why aren't the 49 watchers bidding like crazy?
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>>2323035
Sweet!
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>>2322995

>Rarity x Fancy Pants
>Rarity x New OC
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>>2323021
Which pony belongs in which circle of hell?
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What are your favorite pone artists that dont post here or fimchan?
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>>2323030
It's that other guy who makes bad comics, Veggie is pretty good.
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>>2323035
>Fluttershy's Collar
might have to actually write that one
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>>2323088
I've always said it, he's improving liiiittle by little, and some of his comics are really cute.

At least, he's not Toxic Mario.
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>>2323044

Fancy reminds much more of Tom. Old money. Always has been.

Do we know if Rarity has grown up in Ponyville or did she move there?
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Bad timing, so I'm reposting.

>>2322715

The real world involves real people, and real people use the internet. That argument doesn't fly. Furthermore, Sparkler is not my friend and never came close to being a friend. You just said that the internet shouldn't be taken seriously (or 4chan) and then in the same breath you revere the importance of a contest that you said yourself that few cared for. So is it one or the other?

Again, all I did was question what Sparkler's intentions were in the e-mail, and he threw up this meme-shield with "lol calm your tits pick up that spaghetti you buttravaged le monkey face". He elevated the situation, not me.

And to everyone saying I only draw what I choose to most of the time? Think about most other artists who used to come here and are still are here. What have they done? MS had his futa, CL had their futa, GG has his rape and innuendo, others have their Tsundere 101 ship with Scootaloo and Rumble. Others still have their greentext stories. You put up with that, didn't you? Think of the other nonsense fetishes that have flown through here. If this is going to boil down to "my fetish is better than your fetish", grow up. You don't see me drawing rage art about this shit, I ignore it. Follow suit if you really mean what you say.
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>>2323104
There's about a dozen others on that list I'd request first if I thought they were actually going to get made~
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>>2323097
Rarity is obviously lust
Pinkie is gluttony.
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Can we please not continue this stupid argument with Ross?

Just ignore him.
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>>2323090
You're so easy to please Deaffy.
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>>2323131
It's my one good feature...
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>>2323111
So ass anhilated that you drag it up in the new horse?

Man, Sparkler deserves two gold stars for this. Maximum points
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>>2323104
>that feel when 4chan x remembers your trip
now I know how aspirant feels
>>2323119
well, you ever wanna do a trade or something I'm open
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>>2323111
>Sparkler is not my friend and never came close to being a friend.
I'm glad you quit.
Listen to yourself.
You don't belong anywhere near the friend-off.
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>>2323097
>Twilight is Treachery
>Rarity in Greed
>Pinkie is Gluttony
>Rainbow Dash is Pride
>Fluttershy is Lust
>Applejack in Limbo
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>>2323135
I guess not.
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>>2323035
>>Co-op Coltsitting
Didn't someone said they were doing this one?
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>>2323141
>Fluttershy is lust
wat
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>>2323121
Sounds about right
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>>2323111
Quit
Your
Bitching

I am THE authority around here when it comes to being the butt of jokes and being a center of hate. They hated me before you were even a blip on the radar.

If my partner's had made joke entries for me, I would have laughed along with everyone else.

But they didn't. They took it seriously and delivered some great art. I never once asked their intentions or questioned their motives.

Get dunked you stupid, paranoid, self-important, arrogant ass-hat.
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okay that's better
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>>2323111
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>>2323146
Look at this slut.
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>mlpg will never be smart enough to ignore ross's cries for attention
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>>2323159
Who...is that?
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>>2323111
>a contest that you said yourself that few cared for
>contest

You still don't get the point
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MLPG can we please not do this.

please mlpg.

please.
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>>2323050

Rarity is supposed to be the Element of Generosity. The opposite of Objectivism.
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>>2323157
>I am THE authority around here when it comes to being the butt of jokes and being a center of hate

Hasn't sentenal taken that title now?
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>>2323157
>
>If my partner's had made joke entries for me, I would have laughed along with everyone else.


Are you fucking kidding? You cried like a little bitch because your partner was mostly a colorist.
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>>2323125

You're the ones that noticed my absence, you're the ones that brought it up, you're the ones that laughed about it, you're the ones that kicked up the dust. So I'm going to keep pressing this issue until someone acknowledges that Sparkler deserves some of the blame. And we're going to do it for this thread, and the next thread, and the one after that. You want to put the blame on me and make it a big deal and speak for me, this is what you're gonna get.
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>>2323183
Yeah I actually like Nathan now
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>>2323159
that previous one was better
>i am your god now.png
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Hey guys, look!

A pony!
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Ross I still love you

I just wish you'd get along with the general
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>>2323169

Dude. Last time I saw him, he got one reply. We're getting better. Remember: IGNORE HIM.
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>>2323172
it is a background pony whose colors are controlled entirely through shaders, and the only textures can be reused for every single other background pony
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>>2323174

I used the wrong word. The event.
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>The dunk fest continues

Guys, fucking stop, he hates being ignored the most out of anything

>>2323111
>see image
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>>2323193
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>>2323194
TWILY______________________________________________________________
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Dashie is sloth.
AJ is pride.
Rarity is lust.
Pinkie is gluttony.
FLuttershy is wrath.
Twilight is...umm...
someone care to help me out?
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>>2323149
The first thing I notice when I opened this was Pony Joe's huge ass. What the hell.
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>>2323183
Shitheels, in increasing order of shitheelness:

AB
Sentenal
Dinofag
Ross
Nathan

Nathan has always been the worst. He will always be the worst.
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>>2323111
But the difference is that those artists actually draw things people ask for, and dont draw things people don't like just out of spite.
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>>2323183
I've been in this position longer than he is.

>>2323189
>cried like a little bitch
But that's wrong. It just challenged what I thought the friendoff was about. I got over it and did the fucking piece.
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>>2323215
Rarity is greed.
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>>2323157

First lose the trip. It's bad manners. Unless you start drawing or something.

Second, you're comically ugly. Just really funny looking. Deal with it.
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Question time! Think of you favorite pony. Got it?

She is now writing a fanfic. What do you think she is writing about? Which one would most likely do a fapfic?
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>>2323226
SLUT
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>>2323194
It's shit, 3/10 pony.
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>>2323213
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>>2323229
Its about a orange farmer
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>>2323226

And she's supposed to be the Element of Generosity. We better see that she maintains a charity for the poor or something. Otherwise she's full of it.
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>>2323229
Apples.
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RARITY IS OBVIOUSLY VANITY

I MEAN

GEEZ

COME ON
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>>2323233
Well somebody needs to be fucking greed and Rarity fits it better than anyone. You want Fluttershy to be greed?
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>>2323240
>filename

I shouldn't have laughed.
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>>2323111
Ross, the real world in art involves clients, networking, and a job.

The friend-off is none of that. Your bitching about Sparkler not being your friend and having to deal with real people isn't relevant to the friend-off. This is not the place to further your real-life art career. If I was completely focused on worrying about real-life people and art, I wouldn't be here. I'd be out finding professionals to connect with and put my personal art out there.

This is fanart, you're not good enough to make people outside a small bubble care about your art. If you had the skills of Dave Rapoza or Brad Rigney I'd understand, but you don't.

Shut up, stop bitching. No one wants to see your art, people DO want to see the art that you're bitching about. (GG, MS, ScootxRumble, etc.)
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>>2323246
>We better see that she maintains a charity for the poor or something
Why? The elements of shit are irrelevant.
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>>2323229
>Applejack

It would be something serious, like Boardwalk Empire or Breaking Bad
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>>2323229
Twilight would be into smut the most.
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>>2323194
can this pony be that ponies friend?
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>>2323111
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-__4q-LnqE
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>>2323242
>>2323229
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>>2323227
>First lose the trip. It's bad manners. Unless you start drawing or something.
fucking newfags
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>>2323264
You're welcome.
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>>2323220

That doesn't establish cause and effect. A lot of those artists were requested things that were right up their alley. When I used to get a decent amount of requests, those were, you guessed it, within my niche. It only seems like what you think it is because people flipped over fat shit more than rape shit.

Again, boiling down to "my fetish is better than your fetish" arguments.
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>>2323229
Twilight.
Daring Do.
With a plucky young unicorn assistant OC. Who Daring eventually falls for. And eventually has sex with.
Because it's the closest Twilight will ever get to Rainbow Dash.
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>>2323267

Just ignore Ross. I've tried to be very nice and help him. I explained what he needed to be liked. He just ignored me. He's beyond help. Just ignore him. He's just a troll.
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>>2323276
>head is larger than the body
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>>2323227

>Ross lecturing MLPG on manners

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Wait.

Wait.

AaaahhhHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
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>>2323111
>And to everyone saying I only draw what I choose to most of the time?
Yes, you do, mostly everyone wants you to stop.
>Think about most other artists who used to come here and are still are here. What have they done? MS had his futa, CL had their futa, GG has his rape and innuendo, others have their Tsundere 101 ship with Scootaloo and Rumble. Others still have their greentext stories.

So what? People do things they like. Some of these people aren't here anymore and don't draw things at us when we tell them to leave. The other things, people like.

>Think of the other nonsense fetishes that have flown through here. If this is going to boil down to "my fetish is better than your fetish", grow up. You don't see me drawing rage art about this shit, I ignore it. Follow suit if you really mean what you say.

When it boils down to it, you are a whiny child, a coward, and an asshole. The fact you keep referring to it as contest is ever more pathetic as you continue to rant and rave. Grow up or get lost.
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>>2323267
Oh does Ross hate Scoot x Rumble?

Fuck it, I'm gonna draw that. Receive the accolades that Ross never got.
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>>2323229
Twilight writes self insert fanfiction about studying with Starswirl nonsexully
The sexual fics are about the princesses
her series has been ongoing since before she moved to ponyville, the chapter where Luna is introduced is her favorite
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>>2323229
It's my headcanon, Twilight does Daring Do fanfics and self inserts herself as DD's cientific companion/love interest.
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>>2323229
you posted the gif that i would use to answer your question.
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>>2323157
>I CONTROL THE MONOPOLY OF HATE IN THE GENERAL

jesus christ what???

i don't even

are we really discussing this

fuck me
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Guys, fucking talk about ponies or else I swear to god I will make this into a cutfag v. uncutfag thread
again
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>>2323289
But Twilight wouldn't want someone like Rainbow Dash.

Did you even see the show? Rainbow isn't her type.
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>>2323288
I have a chubby/fat fetish
But the way you draw fat is simply revolting
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>>2323276
that pony has a giant head

if it were to walk it would drag on the ground

which would be cute
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>>2323286

Nathan only known for his comical ugliness right? I think he writes, but I don't think he's any good. Fan fic writers are a diamond dozen.
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>>2323301
He actually said if he had the chance, he would filter it.
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>>2323282
GG, is Applejack your favorite pony actually?

mah nigga
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So, how about them cute ponae
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>>2323308
Can you circumcise a horse?

How about a female horse?
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>>2323312
>implying
TwiDash is basically canon
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>>2323322
yes and yes, but that was a situation where he needed to show that he was the real nathan so the trip was justified
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>>2323300
Cosmo come on man, he isn't going to listen, no matter how well-reasoned you are.

Let's discuss Scootarumble or something, and how you should write about them
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>>2323308
But we are talking about ponies. And their stance on fanfiction.
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Which pony likes Aphex Twin the most?
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The day MLPG became an extended /b/read.
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>>2323288
No, the difference is people actually like that stuff. They want to see it.

They don't want to see what produce.

That's the difference.
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Can we get back to discussing episode ideas?
What about pones at the mountains of madness?
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I haven't been watching this show for about 4 months now. I got off it before I finished the 2nd season, and to be honest, I was really happy with myself that I stopped watching it, and I no longer had to associate with it.

Here is the short version. When 4chan went down for a bit and /mlp/ was being blamed, someone was dumping The Weaver comics in a /v/ thread. I was reading through them and getting a sense of nostalgia, remember the good times I had here in MLPG, and how much The Weaver made me laugh, and honestly, it made me want to watch the show again.

I partially want to watch it, and partially want to stay off of it for my self-images sake. So MLPG, is it worth it? Help a conflicted dude out.
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>>2323308
>When I used to get a decent amount of requests

pffffthahahahahahaha
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>>2323322
>diamond dozen
Actually you know what I could care less
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>>2323343
Dash
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CUTE PONAE
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>>2323329
Cute ponies are cute.

I think cute ponies are best ponies
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>>2323323

I believe we've found our weapon.
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>>2323312
>Rainbow isn't her type.
You are so wrong it hurts.
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>>2323334
>any ship
>basically canon
Ur a faget
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>>2323355
well where did you stop watching it?
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>>2323334
Ha.

Yeah, it's about as canon as Twilight having a daughter named Nyx.

Go back to your deluded fanfiction.
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>>2323329
fuck off dooks
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>>2323288
Ross, you are an art dilettante.

Accept it.
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>>2323308
Why not do what I did a few nights ago and talk about how Rainbow Dash gets abortions to increase her speed.
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>>2323355
You are already on 4chan, you have no dignity.
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>>2323345
>The day MLPG became an extended /b/read.

I have been to the /bread/ threads today. They never talk about the show or the characters. It's all just casual chat with pony avatars. They don't even like the show. They don't have pony waifus.

We're still way better than that. We're atleast talking about the show and fanfiction and fan art and garbage like that.
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>>2323345
>We're flinging shit at our personalities in the thread
>the /b/read flings love and hugboxing
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>>2323370
I fucking love derpy
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>>2323355
Watch it.
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>>2323329
I like cute ponies.
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>>2323355
Just do what we all do. Watch the show if you want, but don't be a faggot about it.
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>>2323370
>>2323329
>>2323369
I'm sorry to raid on your parade, but you're gonna have to think of a better way to derail the tread, man.
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>>2323372
>Rumblescoot
>as a weapon against Ross

YES. THIS PLEASES ME.
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>>2323218
Ross is worth than Nathan. But otherwise I agree with that list.
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>>2323355
>I partially want to watch it, and partially want to stay off of it for my self-images sake. So MLPG, is it worth it? Help a conflicted dude out.

Just watch the show and stop caring so much. You're not going to be instantly labeled. Never bring the show up in casual conversation.
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>>2323375
Lyrabon is
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>>2323288
Envy and LK never had this problem, and they have the same fetishes and have drawn lots more than you
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>>2323291
I'll be sure to do that, I thought that maybe I could put some sense into that thick skull of his, but I'm probably dumb for thinking I could.
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>>2323408
>worth

Less or more? Or do you mean worse?
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>tfw you enjoy Ross' art but can't bring yourself to defend him, even if the hate against him is sometimes biased
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>>2323218
you can basically use nathan as an insult
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>>2323288
but nobody here likes you, or what you have to offer. you can draw things that people like, but instead you shove your shit art down everyones throats then throw a hissyfit when someone bitches about you.
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>>2323389
>a year ago: man can you believe ponychan, all they talk about is fanfiction, at least we talk about the show

>now: man can you believe the bread, all they do is post images, at least we talk about fanfiction

>???: man can you believe this fandom, they all stopped, at least we post images
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>>2323424
I like his ponies but he's still a cunt
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>>2323420
Believe me, we've tried
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>>2323390
>>the /b/read flings love and hugboxing

They dropped the Love and Tolerance thing. Still Hug boxes. But whatever.
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>>2323424
plz darf
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>>2323420
You should know by now Ross's skull is too thick to absorb any opinions other than his own.
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>guys this ship is canon
>it says so right here in this fanfiction
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>>2323318

I don't even know how that's possible, since I removed every disgusting thing about actual fat there is. For one, no more dozens of rolls and mobility issues. Everything fat I've drawn is very smooth, not lumpy and saggy. Instead of little piggy eyes being squeezed into the back of their skulls by huge, puffy jowls and quadruple chins forcing their heads back to wheeze, I draw women with big eyes, thick lashes and discernible jawlines.

Would you rather you did see an immobile, saggy, Jabba looking creation? Or is there something else you're wanting to see? If you have an issue or aren't satisfied, don't make me play guessing games with you. Just say what the issues are.
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>Shitty pony music on youtube

it's almost too easy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O6RvqbOM7w
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>>2323424

I know that feel. I used to try and defend him but it's become clear that he's not a nice guy, at least not here. Shame, really.
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>>2323378
>implying
you've seen the way they look at each other. You really think that Dash's late night reading sessions end up with her flying back to her house in the dark?
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When will we be cheeselegs?
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>>2323435
Didn't seem like it when I popped in earlier
They were posting pictures of their legs and confessing how much they loved an avatarfag
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WHERE IS NYX CHEESE/GAYBURN

WE NEED THE CLEANSING FIRE
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>>2323427
Yeah, I hate fanfics too. Fanfictions are retarded.
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>that feel when you are constantly afraid that somehow MLPG will find a picture of you
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>>2323444
>every ship ever
Except Mr. and Mrs. Cake
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>>2323444
uh my fanfiction got 5 stars on EqD
so yeah, it's basically canon
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>>2323446
I would rather them not be fat you dumb piece of shit, holy fuck leave already.
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>>2323446
>I don't even know how that's possible
Your anatomy is fucking shit and your actual designs are as disgusting as humanly possible.
I'd rather look at an unwashed 800lbs neckbeard than your horrible Pinkie design.
Get.fucking.dunked.
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>>2323427
>they all stopped
I believe MLPG is going to be one of the first ones to dissolve after it all goes to shit. We are just going to retain some acquitances we made here, if one did.
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>that feel when you simultaneously love and hate the MLP porn community
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>>2323397
Whats that? You want more ponies? Why don't you say so?

I mean, what do you guys expect this cute pony to have when she get her own episode again?
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>>2323446
The entire style is just gross
The arms and legs in particular
Moreso the fact that you distribute the fat all in the hips, and that shit is just unpleasant to look at

Please, don't stoop to tell me how I should enjoy my fetishes. That's just all out of whack
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>>2323111
I didn't think you'd take my "this isn't real life" statement so literally. I said it in the context of that you don't take the things people say over the internet especially 4chan 100$ seriously. You should take things with a grain of salt which you tend to not do thus this whole thing.
>Not my friend and never came close to being my friend
There you go taking things too seriously again. He didn't have to LITERALLY be your friend. It was a just FRIENDLY event where drawfags and writefags could have some FUN FUUUUUUUUN F-U-N
>then in the same breath you revere the importance of a contest
It wasn't a contest and I wasn't holding it in the highest regards. It was just for fun.
>you said yourself that few cared for
I only said there were a few entries that didn't have much effort put in. I didn't say nobody cared about it. It was just for fun.
>He elevated the situation, not me.
So if he acts like a dick you can act like a dick? Two wrongs don't make a right and all that jazz. Also you're the one who had a hissy fit and dropped out of the damn thing.

Most people don't put up with your shit because you act an extreme tightwad asshole. You parade yourself as one of the greatest artists ever and then you'll ask us for input or try to be nice. Very passive aggressive.
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>>2323478
Is it even shipping if they're married? I always thought shipping was like matchmaking
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>>2323456
> Dash's late night reading sessions

I don't recall those in the show, save for one where she's alone in the hospital.
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>tfw pastel colored miniature equines can arouse you but a real life woman can not
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>>2323475
you're not important, you filthy nathan
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>>2323446
>I don't know how that's possible

Because you're blind, and an idiot. Your art style is also shit.
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>>2323480
>he doesn't know about the 6 star rating!
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>tfwtf
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>>2323444
>implying Twidash wouldn't work in the show
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>>2322899
remember when we used to really hate OCs?


even i am starting to like them
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>>2323486
To be fair, purists aren't that holy, porn is just a splinter of shit that this fagdom is.
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>>2323448
PFFFFT
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>>2323475
>tfw two of them found on you on Facebook and told me my taste in pony was shit over messages
They swear they won't post my image but I live in fear
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>>2323475
>tfw only outdated photos of you on the net
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>>2323459
I guess never ;_;
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>>2323511
>that pic
>an OC
are you even a fan of the fandom
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>>2323355
Watch it faggot, it's great.
Don't care about the opinions of others.
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>>2323517
Chrysalis is pretty holey.
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>>2323511
I think thats a Touhou
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>>2323527
I LOVE NYX SO MUCH 12/10 PLZ BE CANON IN S3
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>>2323496
But she was shown reading in Twilight's library and it's reasonable to assume that she'd stay there late into the night.
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>>2323448
Oh god it sounds like it was bandcamped together in twenty minutes
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>>2323517
uh, what.
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>>2323496
There's that one in her house after the hospital, on her bed with the kicky legs
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>>2323338
Alright...I'm not gonna get through to this mook anytime soon...I promised anon I'd be writing today too.
Tomorrow, we DRINK
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>>2323527
Why don't you ever spam gayburn anymore?
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>>2323229

Twilight writes Daring Do fanfics, but she passes them off as real books and gives them to Rainbow to read. Nothing pleases her more than to see Rainbow legitimately enjoying her work.
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>>2323490
that pink ponae is so silly
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>>2323540
There is practically zero OC that didn't get shoot down so fast in that fanbase.
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>>2323494
I take way too long to respond to shit. I've already invested way more time than I should have arguing with you and nothing's going to change because of it. I guess I thought I could get something out of this but all I feel like I'm doing is over thinking things and going in circles.
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>>2323322

>only

Nah, he's got a lot of other really awful personality traits too.
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>>2323497
Maybe you just don't like 3DPD. Do drawn girls do it for you?
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>People dissing Ross' artstyle

You're doing it wrong

The problem is not how or what he draws, that is purely a matter of personal opinion

The problem is how he acts and reacts on the general

Get it right
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>>2323511
I still hate OCs
When the thread turns to OC talk I leave for the night
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>>2323486
What do you love about it?

What do you hate about it?
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>>2323446
>Fat fetish but doesn't even like the fat parts
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here's that snails I promised
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlJ7KIPQo28
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>>2323521
>tfw no photos of you on the net
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>>2323551
god that scene gives me a mild heart attack every time i see it
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>>2323581
Please?
>>2323575
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>>2323584
This kills the Snails
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>>2323578
>horse fetish but doesn't even like the horse parts
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>>2323589
mah nigga!
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>>2323584
GG, did you ever draw the first meeting of SnailMom and SnailDad?
I think it would be cute to see how those two might have gotten along with each other.
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>>2323590
hrrrrngg
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>>2323584
>GG drawing Dash

is it a blue moon tonight?
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>>2323446
>Everything fat I've drawn is very smooth, not lumpy and saggy.
You're so full of shit your eyes are brown.
Fucking look at this disgusting amorphous blob. I like her face but holy shit from the neck down it's just a mess.
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>>2323598
made me chuckle
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>>2323475
>tfw I posted one recently and now I'm afraid child molesters saved it
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>>2323590
Speaking of which, how did she get a home like this?
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>>2323555

You didn't ever think you could. You're just doing it to stroke your own ego.
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>>2323577
I love the porn, all of it, I hated that most of the fandoms I knew before never got any and now there so much I can't keep up.

I really hate all the reddit-tier furries though, holy shit they're so obnoxious.
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>>2323627
He draw her sometimes. I dunno why he hates her guts so much.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_-bgswVnj0


I almost forgot this existed
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>>2323643
Clouds are free, it's just water vapor.
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>>2323641
Reggie pls go to e3 you're going to be late
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>>2323641
>inb4 underage b&
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>>2323630
>that feel when time loop

And Stephen Colbert isn't even here with me
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>>2323576
I used to hate OCs, then I got one
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>>2323650
Furries usually are obnoxious. It's in their blood.
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>>2323643
Pegasi can move clouds around at will. She just gathered up a few wisps of cloud and some spare rainbows and built it herself.

Basically, she's living in a shack made of garbage.
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>>2323643
I'm guessing she build it. Pegasuses and their crazy cloud architecture
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>>2323652
she is worst pone
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>>2323662
Explain the columns and pillars.
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>>2323653
I hate you
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>Not posting the best one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzmaoXZzm4o
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>>2323654
>ratings have been disabled
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>>2323643
I think the 2 common explanations are: She made it herself, or she comes from a wealthy family. I like to think her job as Ponyville's (seemingly) head weather Pegasus is a rather high paying job, so she could afford it herself.
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So, umm, how can I redeem myself? I can't draw at all, that is for certain. I just don't have the hungry or drive or even fire if you will to draw. I guess I could write about cute ponies, but we have so many stories already that cover so many things. I don't know where to start.
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>>2323664
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>>2323653
She isn't even going to feel it anyway. He should put his whole arm there.
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>>2323643
She gets checks from the government for her autism
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>>2323652

Because GG hates independent women who can't be broken and raped easily
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>>2323627
>is it a blue moon tonight?
>Dash
>Blue Moon
I get it!
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>>2323695
I hope we will get to know more about the families of the main 6 in s3
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So, have you brushed your teeth yet today, MLPG?

I know I have
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>>2323656
I would climb into bed with him saying I was cold and put my arms around him and make worry about me venturing to far down and getting a surprise.
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>>2323725
you noticed that too?
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>>2323696
nothing wrong with having more writers, but if you don't want to contribute and just want to post about pony that works too
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>>2323725
Dash is really quite fragile though, she would be easy to break into a sub.
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>>2323725
>Dash
>Not broken easily
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>>2323682

Question then is if one pegasus is able to build something that sweet to live in, why do we not see more of them around the skies of ponyville, considering how many pegasi live there
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>>2323726
>posting fat ponae at a time like this

come on gg we don't want no twable
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>>2323748
considering how big the sky is
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>>2323748
>Derpy
>building her own house

Oh shit can you imagine the chaos?
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>>2323748
That fucking cart has some serious swag yo
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>>2323620
in before snail's parents praction in earplay
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>>2323743
No no, it's not that I don't want to contribute, I just want to make sure my efforts aren't some sort of anti-contributing.

To me, there is doing something right, not doing something, and doing something wrong.
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>>2323690
How can music make me laugh so goddamn hard jesus christ
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>>2323725
That's pretty spot on
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>>2323748
Because they'd shit on citizens of Ponyville
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>>2323725
>Because GG hates independent women who can't be broken and raped easily
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>>2323759
Lets set something up
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>>2323653
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>>2323759
But Braeburn is never on top unless you're a human.
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>>2323574
Art is an extension of the artist thus so when you have a shitty attitude/personality your art suffers for it. Your art style can be amazing but if you're a dick people aren't going to like you or your art. Same goes for the opposite, you can have mediocre art but if you're a total bro and have charm people will love you and your art.

>AB
>Ross
>JJ and MS (sometimes)
They (well except maybe AB) all draw well but their egos have either gotten them stuck in stagnancy or they're just outright awful towards other people or they just happen to accidently stream 4 and 8 year olds getting brutally raped with some cry (AB).


>GG
>Mr. Nibbles
Their styles aren't exactly what one would call "great" but through their charming personalities and what not they manage to bring joy to their audiences.
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>>2323748
Because pegasi aren't very bright

They are in fact full on retarded

RD is one of the smarter pegasi, which is saying a lot, and the only one to figure out that she can just build her own house out of clouds

The rest of the pegasi sleep on the streets
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>>2323690
>that drop
>Unity : "11/10, a masterpiece of avant-garde electronic jazzcore"
>Some other guy : >implying this obviously isn't proto-post blackened neogrunge loungecore revival

Oh my god
Full marks
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>>2323738
Strong, independent woman: total slut
Meek virgin: Rape fodder
Too boring to be categorized into either of those two: Doesn't deserve love

If I didn't know better I would assume GG came from /r9k/.
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>>2323761
>Derpy build a house in the sky
>It remain afloat for awhile and fell
>it fall right into Ponyville

Its not that surprising.
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>>2323787
>eyebrow
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>>2323748
Uhhhhh

The citizens of ponyville got together and made the mayor pass an ordinance so that there were a limited number of pegasus cloud homes in the skies around town, less they always live in shade and pegasus's throwing thier trash out the windows?
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>>2323764
ah, well as long as you're open to criticism you should be fine
as far as where to start with writing i have no idea, never tried my hand at that
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>>2323801
He's been on 4chan since the dawn of time, so it's unsurprising that some of 4chan's prevailing attitudes are his own.
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>>2323690
>that drop

Oh fuck, my sides are gone

I didn't see that coming
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>>2323803

Is that the ARK?
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>>2323653
That looks like it hurts
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>>2323803
>Oh Celestia no, everything is all foggy!
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>>2323809
I would a Braeburn in a Wonderbolts outfit. I would so hard.
>>
I should probably draw, so

what draw?
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This janitor is killing this spam fucking fast.
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>>2323786

>Glitter Glue
>charming

He's a robot. The only things to suggest otherwise is because he opened his mouth and let some very personal information regarding his life come out and people started patting him on the back
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>>2323757
>tfw Ross ruins fat pony
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>>2323822
Nursing.
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>>2323725
>Dash
>not easily broken
dude, lock her in a room alone for 5 minutes and you'll have your very own broken cockslut
she's absurdly brittle
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>>2323825
And yet the horsefucking gif remains.
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>>2323822
Draw your interpretation of Celestia's anatomy.
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>>2323825
He has the counter at 1.
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>>2323801
>>2323813
well clearly the facts have nothing to do with the truth

>>2323830
>He's a robot.
I've had a lot of criticism in my time
but this is new
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>>2323822
sweetie belle
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>>2323849
>GG is Leths brother
HAHA NEW HEADCANON ACHIEVED!
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>>2323830
He sometimes does and says and draws stupid shit that makes me laugh.
I'm easily enterntained
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>>2323761

Woe, destruction, ruin and decay. Its derpy after all

>>2323792

I know this is in jest and all but something about the mental image of the nighttime ponyville streets being littered with retarded sleeping pegasi is hilarious
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>>2323786
Yeah, because people don't like Dali's or Damien Hirst
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GG i want to feel you inside me


pls call me back
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>>2323830
People liked GG waaaaay before that whole thing was ever even brought up. He's had time to build up a personality for himself. GG knows how to work with the little skill he has. He can make fun himself. I hate how I have to jerk off GG just to prove a point. Fuck you and stop being so spiteful, Ross.
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>>2323842
Where do you think we are?
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>>2323864
I love that purple and green pegasus
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So, while working on the song today, I decided to try something silly... and it turned into something I may keep.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/This%20Day%20GirlPrev.mp3
Obviously I'd like to fix some of the spots in the very first lines where the effect "warbles" and distorts, but the rest seems to settle in nicely. Plus, it'd put my voice into the right octave for the original song.

Whaddya say? (This may double-post because it gave me an error the first time around.)
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>>2323864
> the mental image of the nighttime ponyville streets being littered with retarded sleeping pegasi

Some drawfag should get on this
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>>2323726
>no wings
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>>2323864
what is that green purple pone doing
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>>2323696
>2323812
The secret to writing is the same as the secret to any other craft: it takes practice. You need lots of practice and exposure to better stuff.

Practice can take a lot of forms, but obviously just writing stories is a good one. If you're just looking to improve your writing in general, having daily practice helps, so I recommend writing a diary, though I guess that's not for everyone. It's good practice for just understanding how to put a sentence together that doesn't sound awful.

Exposure means actually reading. You can read fanfiction, I guess, but the best exposure is actual published literature -- preferably something well-written, but if all you can read is Warhammer novels then I guess that's better than nothing. Again, you just need to see how a good sentence, good dialogue, good paragraph, good structure, etc. works and let it seep into your brain. Doesn't even have to be fiction. Some of the best writers out there were essayists.

Don't worry about someone already having done something before. No one cares.

Write something you like when the whim takes you and then post it here (as pastebin or fimfiction).
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>>2323896
Everyone seems to keep making that mistake
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>>2323869
>Comparing actual artists to the drawfags of 4chan
MY SIDES CANNOT BE CONTAINED
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>>2323893
That sounds like you, just a little more feminine rather than an actual girl
Hah
I like it though
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>>2323836
i like to think Dash is a natural sub in bed. it has to be stressful for her to keep up that persona so often, but with the right partner she could let her guard down and let him or her do with her as they please.
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>>2323893
There is something about the lyrics.
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>>2323893
Interesting, I guess?
The beginning needs some fixing, it just seems a bit off to me.
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>>2323920
Hirst is shit anyway
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>>2323920
>Damien Hirst
>An artist
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>>2323893
>>2323922
>tfw hitting the hi note in the pre-chorus
unf
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>>2323925
>sub-dash

You know, I could have fun with that
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>>2323925
don't forget her history with Gilda
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>>2323932
I will fight you.
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Peeps with knowledge of livestream:
On their procaster program, is there a way to point it at a specific window or something (you know, for movies) or do I just have to use ManyCam and tell it to look at that "webcam?"
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>>2323893
I'm really sorry Eurobeat, but this is one of my least favorite works you've done.

The singing just sounds emotionless and stale

Instrumental is alright but still
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>>2323893
Hah, surprisingly enjoyable, although it definitely still needs some work.

A version with each could be cool
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Why the hell did people start to think that making >pony inspired music is a good idea?
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>>2323963
>Bronies
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>>2323927
>i don't think rainbow dash's wings are really an integral part of her character, they can be safely ignored
technically a character should be defined by their personality, not their appearance
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>>2323954
You can capture your desktop with Procaster, and resize the "green capturing area" so you can stream only one window.
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>>2323963
There is a part of the brain that stops you from making stupid decisions. Some people are born without it.
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>>2323956
I think the singing is okay, but the song itself is just a slightly different arrangement of the original tune, which was pretty outstandingly amazing in the first place.

It's not really doing a lot with the musical motifs, just kind of keeping it centered on the original song.
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>>2323963
>touhou
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>>2323922
Ah, I'm not trying for full-on the-little-filly here, just enough to sound female. Glad it's almost there though!
>>2323928
Is that a GOOD something or a BAD something?
>>2323935
It's not the smoothest effect; once I have parts of it figured out, I can make it a bit more seamless.
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>>2323963
Because they crave for attention, and this fandom has plenty of it to go around. Just slap a pony on something.
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>>2323954
Make sure to go to options and check the "shut off when downloading CP" box.
That shit almost got me in trouble once.
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>>2323963
There's three categories, as I see it:
1) Joke music (this is fine)
2) Remixes of stuff on the show (also fine)
3) Some shit you wrote that is just a song with some references to ponies thrown in (not fine)
But, you know, whatever.
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>>2323893
Actually, I just got a idea for the song.

You remember that guitar part you removed for the minecart bells effect?

why not put that as the interlude between "This day Aria" and "This Day Reprise"? (i.e - to give a little gap between the the shift of songs, from chyrsalis's ending line gloating of MINE ALL MINE, and the laugh, then the guitar segment before going to THIS DAY IS GOING JUST PERFECT starter of the reprise)
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>>2323937
>>2323939
I've never even heard of Damien Hirst. LEMME LOOK DIS NIGGA UP..oh my well that's not art at all.
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>>2323963
>Why the hell did people start to think that making >a fandom based around a show for little girls that was just more decent than usual is a good idea?
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>>2323982
Not good nor bad just weird.
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>>2323988
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>>2323971
Did you do one of thoes for each of the mane 6? I don't remeber any besides that one and one other. They're pretty silly
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>>2323982
>He doesn't want to be the little filly
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>that feel when drinking Listerine to get drunk cheaply

yay being poor
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>>2323972
Yeah but then I'd have to keep that window on top at all times, right?
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>>2323946
which isnt exactly to say Dash is "fake" because she can and often does put her money where her mouth is, but she cant always stay in full [VGTG] modo 24/7.
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>>2323893
The lyric fit. The remix is decent.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byGwAJH1JLM
>youtube comments
ALL DOSE HAMBOIGAS
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>>2323996
It's amazing how quick you can judge him correctly with a quick google image search. That is saying a lot about Hirst.
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>>2324004
that was a fun day
I LOOOOVEEE YOU COOOOOLAAAA PONNNYYY!
COOOLAAA PONNNYYY I LOOOOVE YOUUU
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>>2324013
Yeah.

What are you planning to stream?
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>>2323136
Know my pain
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>>2323973
>that feel when born with it
>don't make stupid decisions
>people call you boring and tell you that you need to "live in the moment"
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>>2323932
They all have their purposes. Big Mac's good if you want to be on the bottom, Braeburns good if you want to be on top or feel especially subby, and Rumble is good for the people that have a sweet tooth.
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>>2323956
Mm. Would more emotional vocals improve it or is it just kind of irreparably bad? It's a little hard for me to get, er... INVESTED in the lyrics, confessedly.
>>2323961
Oh man, the amount of versions this song would have... I might pick one version for it on release day, and release the other versions as a side-album. Female version, male version, both/mix, instrumental, hyper techno mix...
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>>2324012
does that even work or are you just going full-soviet and poisoning yourself?
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Does anyone wanna go fast?
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>>2323945
>>2323951

Seriously, even Blues is better.
Also, what the hell? That wasn't spam.
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>>2323893
Eurobeat, I've got to say the lyrics didn't quite do it for me. I don't know if it's just because they sounded a bit off in comparison to how they're sung originally and I keep subconsciously comparing them, or if there's something just off with them.
As it is, the instruments came through very well, and neither they nor the vocals overpowered the other.
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>>2323925
I actually completely agree. I think she'd very much take the submissive role in a relationship a lot of the time. Her partner would have to accept that she'd swing between those two poles of vulnerability and egotism depending on the situation. She'd make a perfect switch.
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>>2324005
>Did you do one of thoes for each of the mane 6? I don't remeber any besides that one and one other. They're pretty silly
only for Twilight, Applejack, and Dash
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>>2324033
You don't need to re-do the entire song just because I don't like it man. It's just my opinion
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>>2324012
You know that fluoride is bad for you right.
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>>2324021
HORSIE NOOOOOO
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>>2324033
just quickly make SA your husbando and you will do much better.
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>>2324040
Too busy getting my ass kicked in Dota 2.

Though I should be working, again.

God do I hate myself.
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>>2324021
Meh. He's a lot better than Dali.
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>>2324027
Oh, just some movies.
I'm a writer, not a visual artist, and I doubt anyone wants to see how a writefag writes.
>Write frantically for a few minutes
>Rewrite that section
>Go back to reading an article
>Come back, rewrite the whole thing
>Jerk off
>Write some more
>Wait two weeks
>Write some more
etc.

I've got a large library of films, which MLPG might enjoy or not, but right now I don't have time to do it anyways. Maybe tonight.
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>>2323985
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>>2324012

30 packs of beast ice and handles of 95% everclear used to be the best cheap drunk options in my area.

I think beast ice packs went up a little bit. Just get coupons for the cheapest vodka you can find, like country club, or Wolfschmidt. Wolfschmidt is surprisingly good for how cheap it is, it's better than Smirnoff, not that that's saying much. Don't drink Listerine though, bro. that shit's just going to make you sick
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>>2324040
i always want to go fast
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>>2324012
Yyyeah, going to call bullshit real quick. You're either too young to buy cheap liquor, or too fucking stupid to understand how much alcohol is actually IN mouthwash.
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>>2324058
as is alcohol
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>>2324062
Dali was a fucking fascist
tfw I've been in MLPG for the better part of 48 hours now
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>>2324062
What the fuck did you just say?
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Well, I'm pretty pleased with what my partner drew for the friendoff.
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>>2324016
>generic shitstorm about pony porn #51732
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>>2324062
gimme 10 reasons why Hirst is better than Dali Jackie Chan is not a valid reason
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>>2324080

>tfw your record is only 19 hours

you're a champ, dude. what's your secret?
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>>2324066
Well, with movies, you can stream it in a small window and have other windows open to the side / below it etc

It all looks the same to the viewer
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>>2324095
You fool! The friend-off never happened, it was all an illusion!
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>>2322899
Are there any other Katawa Shoujo ponies like in OP's pic?
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>>2324038
>21.6 percent
Good enough. And no I'm just fucking broke all the time, my job doesn't pay very well

>>2324058
So is life

>>2324036
Hopefully both
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that feel when too frustrated to pone properly
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>>2324106
ignoring your friends and obligations in favor of locking your door and just masturbating and eating grape nuts all day
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>>2324118
What kind of frustration?
Maybe we can be your girlfriend...
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>>2324048
i just imagine her being socially dominant, but once in the bedroom she is practicaly tying herself up.
>if you dont have me begging for your dick in the next 30 minutes we are going to be having some problems. master~
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>>2324125
Am I the only one that has assumed this stance while thinking about this picture?
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>>2324118
sexually?
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>>2324072
Just be careful with stuff like everclear. Really easy to over do that
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>>2324118
I hate that feel.
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>>2324104

I had a bro that used to drink 100% ethanol from our lab

people say there's methanol or hexane or something in it, but i'm not so sure. they were expensive as fuck, and i doubt our lab would be buying 100% ethanol if it wasn't actually 100%
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>>2324143
nope
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>>2324056
Aren't gay people still cis?
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Gayburn, pls go.
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>>2324117
Alright, what's the volume of the bottle, and how much did you pay for it?
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Gay shipping is stupid! We finally have some male characters to brake out of all the lesbian ships and you go the homo way again.
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>>2324164
Most of them, yes.
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>>2324047
I might have butchered a word or two. It might be worth a re-sing, given some of the feedback I'm reading.

Basically, IF I go down this route, it would be best if I:
• Re-recorded the verses
° More emotional
• Fixed the pitching effect
° More natural

>>2323995
I already have the reprise included as the ending... truth be told, while I do love the breakdown/brass bit, I may scrap it for the sake of this song. It doesn't need to go quite so belligerent for a song like this, so I may save something like that for another song.
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>>2324125
>4738 - meme Trixie Unicorn.jpg
Why the fuck this file is named like this?
>>2324143
Not going to hear "No" from me.
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>>2324118
Listen to some music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl5spgli1CU
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>>2324172
>We finally have some male characters
If you say Fancy crap and Shitty armor im going to rape you.
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>>2324172
>finally
What? these are the same ones we've had since Season 1.
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>tfw you want to contribute but don't know how

I just think there's already too much people writing
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>>2324156
it probably only had trace amounts of methanol or hexane
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>>2324183
Shining Armor is out of the game since he married
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>>2324178
Are you going to do anything further or more creative with the arrangement? Right now it's pretty much just a direct translation of the original version.
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>>2324172

You don't like homos?

u gay, bro?
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>>2324075
Listerine Original has 26.9% alcohol by volume if I recall correctly. You can get drunk off that for relatively cheap. Many extreme alcoholics actually do this because it's cheaper. Holy shit though I would suggest not doing it. I've accidentally swallowed the stuff before while gargling and it's like molten fire going down your throat and into your stomach. All I'm saying is, I hope you won't mind when your esophagus and stomach disintegrate.
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>>2324187
Draw instead!
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>>2323939
thats true. my mother works in a factory of his where he visits frequently. most of the art is made by people there and other factories.

she gets to go to some cool parties, last time they had the chili peppers, i think, and before that she met noel fielding
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do you like this horse
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>>2324192
Not if your writing about their honeymoon.
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>>2324196
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>>2324187
Write me a lactation story.
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>>2324178
If the part you've been talking about is the part I'm thinking of, I really liked it, it was fun.

I can sort of see not using it in this song though, especially if you use the female vocals, but I'd look forward to seeing it in a later piece.
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>>2324187

Just draw shitty little doodles, if people like your style you might end up a respected drawfag
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>>2324187

even then it would still have to be a fapfic to get readers.
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>>2324205
I think she is a very cute little horse, yes.
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>>2324214
If they won't you'll be quickly forgotten.
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>>2324205

yes, yes I do.
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>>2324205
Yes.
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>>2324205
Best horse
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>>2324157
>>2324179
>>2324180
Did you think about the picture before or after you assumed that position.
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>>2324209
I WAS JUST GOING TO POST THAT YOU DICKLORD
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>>2324205
[VGY]
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>>2324205
she has a nice SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT SWEETIE BUTT
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>>2324187

How can you not know how? There aren't that many options. You either draw or you write basically. Anything else would probably require too much effort to be worth it.
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>poniborru has been permanently shut down for hosting child porn


ahahahaha hah ahha ahhaha
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>>2324205
she is quite a nice horse yes.
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>>2324195
Not likely, but not a definite "no" either. I may still go back and include that breakdown/brass bit, after all; I still need to think that part through. My priority is making sure I'm doing the original SOME justice first, THEN start adding to it, since folks have been waiting a while for this one, and if that means keeping it relatively straightforward I may end up doing that.
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>>2324219

yeah man, nothing ventured nothing gained.
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>>2324205
I still cannot decide which CMC I like the most.
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>>2324241
Bullshit.
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>>2324205
I still hate all of the CMC.
Also: question!

Did we have more CMC episodes this season?
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>>2324241
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>>2324205
Why else am I working on writing sex with her
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>>2324241
wat
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>>2324205
she is a good horse
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>>2324205
No. I hate her.
Top 4 worst ponies:
1. Cadence
2. Shining Armour
3. Derpy
4. Sweetie
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>tfw you missed the friend-off post
It's like missing an episode thread...
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>>2324251
Just wasted effort.
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>>2324241
>permanently
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>>2324267

Replace Derpy with Scootaloo and Sweetie with Fluttershy.
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>>2324241

buhuhuhuh
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>>2324227
well to be honest I really didn't have that picture in mind

it's just a really good position to get fucked in
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>>2324267
>Derpy
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>>2324201
A liter of Listerine is going to run you about five bucks most places. You can get two of those, or one handle of cheap vodka for the same price around here, which has almost twice the alcohol content.

Lushes can't fucking into math.
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>>2324259
Yes and it was awful.
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We relaxing music now.

[TentacleVip]
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>>2324267

but wait

How can you hate Sweetie?
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>>2324267
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>>2324292
yeah, that explains why I didn't like this season as much
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>>2324277
Scootaloo is 5
Fluttershy is 7
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>>2324241
Their agreement did say no foal porn, didn't it? I was seeing a lot of that on there.
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>>2324291

Can't blame em, drunken math is hard
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>>2324267
>Cadence above Shining "Twily" Armor
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>>2324291

Whoa, five bucks for a liter? It's like fucking five euros for half a liter here.
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>>2324241
>check
>see this

It might be better if that were true.
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>>2324315
SMALLER
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Has the friend off stuff been posted some where?
Couldn't find anything about it in this thread.
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>>2324314
Murrika!

But seriously these people are idiots.
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>>2324142
I think that as soon as she was comfortable opening up, she'd become a lot more emotionally reliant on her partner. As it is now she subsists completely on external validation, but they could give her more than that and give her someone she knows will always love her. With that sort of assurance she could be a lot less brittle. Probably nobody else would notice the difference, but... well, she might even try baking for them. Sure, it's not cool, and sure, she's terrible at it, but so what if she fails?

and when she burns down her cloud house she can at least build another
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>>2324241
>No Dreamhost outages either. Everything I can see indicates that the server should be running smoothly. But... it's not.

oh I get it, they have moles in their servers, or maybe an ant colony.
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>>2324319
IT'S A FUCKING THUMBNAIL
SITE'S DOWN AND THE ONLY THING THAT WORKS IS THE CLOUDFLARE FRONT PAGE BULLSHIT
GET FUCKING DUNKED
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>>2324315
celestia are you in heat again

take your fucking pills

i mean damned

they arent really for fucking
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>>2324291
You can get 1.5L of Listerine Original for $5.97 on the Walmart website right now. The store brand would be even cheaper.
Where do you live where cheap vodka is $5?
A better question though is who the hell would drink $5 Vodka anyway? At that price you might as well be drinking mouthwash amirite fellas? nyuk nyuk nyuk
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>>2324309

Am I the only sane person left who thinks porn of cartoon characters shouldn't be held to the same standard as porn of real, living children?

I mean.. they're drawings.. it's not like they're real
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>>2324187
>too many writers
hardly, we only have one or two that actually write regularly
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>>2324339
i really would like to get that and paint the cheeks over
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>>2324291
I steal 'em from the market I work at for zero dollars, we used to stock cheap booze but we had to stop, and I ran out of vodka
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>>2324346
can we please not get on this again
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>>2324267
Ooh,let me try:
1.SA
2. Candyass

Um...
Does mare do well count as a separate pony?
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What's going on here?
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>>2324326
please respond
I only have a few minutes ;_;
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>>2324346
Um, no you're not the only one who thinks that. The United States federal courts seem to believe that, as well
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>>2323376
>>2323385
>>2323394
>>2323396
>>2323410
>>2323537
A little late here, but thanks for your guys' insight, you told me just what I wanted to hear. Maybe MLPG stayed good these last 4 years after all.
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>>2324347
still too many
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>>2324315
im ok with celestia being horny
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>>2324309
No. Foal porn's always been allowed. Whatever ponibooru's problem is, it's not a terms of service issue.
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>>2324364
http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_2_results/
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>>2324315
>ponies always referring to sex as "mating"
This would be cute, but not make much sense.
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>>2324362
Brutal anal rape
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>>2324367
Hey
Your opinion is dumb
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>>2324364
It's like the first post on one the threads about three threads back. Check the archive.
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>>2324367
well, anybody who doesn't write off written media would disagree, and more writers doesn't actually negatively affect you
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>>2324344

my alcoholic friend used to buy handles of vodka for $5.50 plus tax with a coupon

I'm quite a lush myself, but it tasted so bad I could barely drink it.
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>>2324352

Damn, you have a job yet you can't afford alcohol? What a fucked up country, that US of A. Any job here would assure you could at least get drunk every weekend without having to sacrifice much.
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>>2324380
We always had a problem with each other. This is nothing new.
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>>2324366
>last 4 years
huh...
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>>2324350
>Not enjoying blushing princess pone
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How pony are you?
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>>2324395
oops, that was supposed to be months
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>>2324378
Now I will always refer to human sex as "mating"
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>>2324366
time traveller please go

you missed your target hypersurface again
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>>2324339
>you are in a meeting with Celestia when she suddenly goes into heat
>she shoves your entire body up her memory foam vagina
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>>2324395
>>2324403
>4 years of pony
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>>2324387
He's probably (1) exaggerating to emphasize "LOL I'M SO POOR" as college kids tend to do or (2) an idiot who can't manage his money.

Alcohol is very cheap. You can get a liter of vodka for $10. Good vodka, too.
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>>2324410
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>>2324409

The thought that MLPG will be around for several more years is chilling
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>>2324404
>>2324378
Horse sex will also be "rutting" to me.

Even though it makes no sense.

There's just something so erotic about that word.

Rutting.
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>>2324266
Every time I post a Sweetie Belle question, you post that gif.

I like that.

She is best pone.
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>>2324350
>not wanting your pony in heat
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>February was 4 years ago
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>>2324404
god I'm having flashbacks to when I used to be a horrible furfag with horrible furfag friends
we would call it mating


I'm going to kill myself does anyone want me to stream it
its the least I could do
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[The CMC go crusading]
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>>2324433
Mhh... I kinda always wanted to see a live suicide but you are not going to do it anyway
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>>2324430
She's still in heat, she is just hiding it a little.
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>>2324428
that feel when you will never rut a sweetie butt
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>>2324428
It sounds so dirty and animalistic. Rutting. Unf.
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>>2324437
That... song....
What is it?
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>>2324437
>scoota's face

sup boner

what brings you here?
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>>2324437
Those... those eyes are creeping me out.
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>>2324433
Don't kill yourself over something you're over.
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>>2324437
>shading with pure black
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>>2324456
Yeah, kill yourself because we demand it.
THE GENERAL DEMANDS BLOOD
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>>2324426
>she's only getting started
>all the male alicorns are dead and all the pony stallions are too short to satisfy her
>she has you inside her so that she can feel like whatever stallion is fucking her is filling her all the way up
>her entire Guard runs a train on her with you inside
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>>2324433
Nah... it's hilarious how people react to "furfag" term. Don't worry about it. I still like some furry art and other pieces I find hot yet no more I associate with furries anyhow or on any level.
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>>2324419
Name a good $10 vodka
In my experience the decent stuff is $20+
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>>2324431
>june 3rd was 5 months ago
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>>2324453
I wish I could figure out why faces like that give me erections.
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>>2324464
But shading is not a penis
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>>2324452
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KANr4tzv8
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>>2324456
Some people don't believe in Mercy or Forgiveness.
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>>2324431
Those fluffy pony arts are fucking adorable.

Why someone of that skill subjects himself to the rampant faggotry of the fluffy pony threads I will never know.
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>>2324464
I still do that
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>>2324440
no, I'm not
I've done and seen worse than simply being a faggot around other faggots
by some extension, I'm being a faggot around other faggots right now in MLPG

have I traded one group of deviants for another?
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>>2324428
>you will never rut a mare in a musky heat until you bloat her with your viscous seed
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>>2324480
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT PENISES
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>>2324490
Yes.
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>>2324490
You always do as long as you are on the internet
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>>2324475
Sobieski.
It's very good Polish vodka -- just the right flavor to it.

Americans have this idea that vodka is supposed to just taste like alcohol, but it should have just the right grain flavor to it, and that stuff is perfect.
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>>2324475

Not the guy you're asking, but Svedka is pretty good for it's price, I think its around 10-15$
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>>2324490
There is always that feel to be appreciated and accepted among some kind of group.
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>>2324487
What kind of reaction is that?
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>listen to the glitch mob, horsepower productions, sebastian, black math horseman, parov stelar and caravan palace all day
>completely devoid of emotion, no feeling for pony waifu
>no interest in pony sex

Yes. It's working.
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>>2324486
>Why someone of that skill subjects himself to the rampant faggotry of the fluffy pony threads I will never know.

But I don't.
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>>2324493
>musky
>bloat
>viscous
my penis twitched as i read each word.
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>>2324464
>not using the reverse
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>>2324495
You speak like you have a PhD in dicks.
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>>2324509
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>>2324502
Yes it is.
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>>2324493
>rut
yes
>heat
YES
>impregnation
GOD YES
>bloat
lost me
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>>2324486
that was drawn by rose before the fluffy pony threads existed
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>>2324518
AHAHAHAHA WAT
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>>2324490

yes, one day when you've traded for another group of faggots you'll say something akin to "oh man, I used to be such an autistic horsefucker back in the day"
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>>2324471
She could just buy herself a custom dildo.
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>>2324510
>parov stelar and caravan palace
That's a big high five right here dude!
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>>2324525
Ah. Shit. Don't mind me.
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>>2324523
Bloat

as in

GNU/Bloat
Bloatfox
Install arch noobuntu is too bloated

Your waifu is a linux distribution for canonical now
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>>2324410
>her relived sigh once you are in
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Bug pony is most misunderstood pony.

[1]
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>>2324541

IT'S TOO LATE

LOOK EVERYONE

LOOK AND LAUGH
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>>2324535
What the fuck is with MLPG's obsession with electro-swing recently? It's not even a particularly good genre.
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>>2324547
She's not a pony.
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>>2324539
deer got its hideous
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>>2324542
>/g/ humor
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>>2324497
For some reason, your post just reminded me that I dreamed about posting on MLPG last night. Leth and Pacce were talking about being dead or something and manefag was spamming Nyx.

I am now really depressed.
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>>2324525
It's amazing that Roses 5 minutes doodles looks so great and full of life.

I envy her soo much even though knowing it was worked out on path of many years of drawing. Her art keeps remiding me that the more you do the better you'll be.
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>>2324487
That's not something to be proud with, just letting you know.
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>>2324539
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>>2324429
sweetie is indeed best pony
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>>2324542
oh

that's pretty hot
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>>2324529
>implying we'll ever leave
I just can't quit you, MLPG.
Even when MLP is dead in the ground, I'll try to hold on.
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>>2324551

It's not recently, and it's not just MLPG

electro-swing is babbys first non-top 40 genre
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>>2324551
It's the cool genre right now
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>>2324547
>redemption faggotry
CAN'T VILLIANS JUST BE EVIL? ;_;
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>>2324547
>misunderstood

But we understand perfectly. Everyone understands.

No matter how nice she is to her own people, she's an ass to anything that's prey to her species. She's a doubly evil bitch because her prey is sentient and intelligent.
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>>2324539
but... that's burn tool right there.
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>>2324551
But it's fun

on another note it's a crime this doesn't have more views: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYX3KFuvH50
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>>2324552
Of course she is not a pony, she is a bug pony.
Did you even read the thread?
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>>2324549
>>2324541
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>>2324512
>you will never highfive your stallion buddy and feel the mare clench around you as he flares in her throat
>the two of you will never pull your slimy, still-throbbing dicks out of her and go looking for the next mare
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>>2324555

>deer god
>Deer God

How godly are we talkin here?
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>>2324551
electro-swing has risen in popularity since 2010, especially in Yurop
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>>2324504
>>2324502
Well shit, thanks. I've only just recently become of legal age.
What do you mean by taste like alcohol? I'm an Americlap and with what I've heard is a good vodka should go down smoothly and have almost no flavor. Is this wrong?
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>>2324568
What's up with her mane
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>>2324252
>that

I switch like every single day. They're all perfect and I want to marry them all.
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>>2324563
>Try to embed catgroove in this and post it
>File is too large

Sad times.
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>>2324559
Everyone.

Except you.
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>>2324574
Pretty much.

It's kind of easy for us to understand this because our women feed off of love and our species as a whole is assholes.
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>>2324583
unf
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>>2324587
Miyazaki
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>>2324534
Why do that when she can feel something even tall than her squirm around inside her while every stallion in the palace gives fills her with their goo bazookas?
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>Just got my pack of Belomorks in the mail

God I love you Russia, you know just what I like.
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>>2324607
darf, how often do you post anonymously?
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>>2324597
>Marry

That's fine I guess. I just want to give them a good fucking. One or two of them may even come back for more.
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does pony dance down at the copacabana?
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>>2324302
can someone edit that to only show raritys ass
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>>2324607
There he is
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>>2324610
>goo bazookas
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>>2324600
I beg you pardon dear sir. I already got better on my path of getting shit right and I don't mean to stop now.
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>>2324634
Copa-copacobaaana

thanks asshole. Now I have that stuck in my head.
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>>2324577

Damn, that robot's got the moves.
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>>2324614
smoking is bad and you should feel bad
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>>2324614
What kind of fag is that?
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>>2324631
i rarely use my name
sorry
i can take it off... if you want me to
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>>2324633
Well yes

obviously one of my prime motivations in sex

but I would totally put a ring on that or whatever they do in equestria
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>>2324653
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>Friendoff
the art was nice
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Guys, would you distract Rarity while she was trying to work? How would you do so?
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>>2324428
Rutting is a lovely word. I think it's the "ut"--so harsh, so unforgiving and brutal. Rutting isn't making love, rutting isn't just sex, rutting is holding her down against the floor and fucking her so hard neither of you have the breath to speak.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZRP5QgpL1s

unf
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>>2324606
>chrysalis waifufags are 3dpdfags in denial and want a normal woman who only wants them for their attention
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>>2324656
>maybe i could be your anonymous tonight
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>>2324546
>you start crawling back out
>just before you reach the exit a long pink thing hits you in the face and pushes you back down
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>>2324614
Where do you order? All the websites I've ever looked up end up being shady as fuck.
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>>2324667
>but you don't have to take my word for it
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>>2324653
>>2324614

>Russian cigarettes that are 40% tar

holy shit
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>>2324667
>implying /co/mannder jesus diddnt win the friendoff
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>>2324678
ugh
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>>2324670

I hate it when people do that to me. So no.
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>>2324670
I would poke her in the ear with my penis

Then giggle like a little girl when she slaps it away
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>>2324695
>that lyra plushie fic
10/10 fic of the year all years
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>>2324656
I was only curious, I go anon most of the time too.

That Butt contest fic is one of my all time favorite written works from this fandom, if not my absolute favorite.
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>>2324410
>>2324546
>>2324686
you fuckers must be really horny or just lazy
I demand a refund
0/10 no boners
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>tfw explaining to a friend that a solid black luna is a horrible idea
SOMEONE HELP I CAN'T EXPLAIN COLOR THEORY WELL
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>>2324695
wining something that was done for fun by people who weren't competiting. Go fuck yourself with a rake.
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>>2324673
unf
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>>2324680
normal women don't have a fun chamber
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>>2324717
dude
thanks
that means a lot to me
you and i have swapped stories, is that something you`d be interested inÉ
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>>2324607
>the other stallions see your luck with the mares and get jealous
>when no one is looking they pull the two of you down an alley and into a basement where they tie both of you up
>the leader of their group says there are only so many mares to go around, but they are fixing on making two more
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>>2324719
Is she a black hole? No? Then she shouldn't be solid black!
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>>2324719

Color theory? You should ask Ross.
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>>2324673
Yes, that's it. Sex should be animalistic, instinctual. Love shouldn't come into play. All those emotions and complications should just fall away in a haze of primitive desire and base lust. 'Rut', I think, emphasizes that.

Or maybe I'm just thinking to much into it.
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>>2324719
here's a good reason: it's not her color scheme
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>>2324572
The xel-naga and dark voice dude are still evil
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>>2324687
My cousin mails them to me.

No, his name is not Roman.
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>>2324741
>>2324673
ITT: virgins
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>>2324728
THAT FEEL
IS A BAD FEEL
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>>2324686
What?
Please, continue
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>>2324723
>implying that isnt the joke
do you even watch the general?
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>>2324728
Their fun chamber is fun-sized
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>>2324719
NMM is solid black. It's the thing the differentiates between Luna's dark blue and NMM.
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>>2324762
there's a general?
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>>2324641
GOO BAZOOKA
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http://mylittledungeon.tumblr.com/post/24291177640
>sorry but its useless to vote...haven't voted for a single winning poll since i began at the 2nd or 3rd poll , and with 8+ votes option at every fucking poll , when a poll is won with 20-28% of the votes , satisfying less than 1/4 voters , its plain worthless. Now im tired of that shit , have fun without me from now on

I take it this person has never seen a quest or an MSPA-type adventure before
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>>2324751
well
even in committed relationships, some of the best sex i`ve had was a lot more about the act of physical intimacy rather than the emotions involved
most of the best sex, really
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>>2324751
where do you think we are
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>>2324765
Precicely the problem.
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>>2324747
>Roman
EY COUSIN
YOU WANT TO GO BOWLEENK? THEN WE'LL GO LOOK AT BEEG AMERICAN TEETEES
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>>2324782
No, that's a good thing.

It means your dick can actually pleasure them.
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>>2324732
I would like to, I just have to finish up this week of hell I have ahead of me with the goddamn DEA inspection and then that Seaty Belts fic, then I'd be happy to do a story swap.

I just have to come up with an idea.
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>>2324751
Who you callin a virgin, virgin?
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>>2324785
wat
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>>2324728
Wait, is fun chamber a vore thing?
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>>2322899
Hmm.

Which pony do you think reacts to friendships in trouble like the attached?
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>>2324793
Yeah but then the rest of me can't fit
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>>2324794
no prob, i have two big requests to work on right now anyway
keep me posted though
i love swapping stories with people
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>>2324793
but I want my body to pleasure them...ALL OF MY BODY all at once
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Hey, fags, what are you up to tonight?
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>>2324803
maybe
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>>2324804

Dash because she's a cunt.
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>>2324803
As I understand it, yes.
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>>2324808
become a tentacle monster
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>>2324805
>>2324808
This is why you are permavirgin
>>
mlpg i want to test my livestream so if its alright with you i'll use you as my guinea pigs. I'm going to be testing it by streaming a show from the CBC website. so a mix of streaming and uploading. I want to see if i'm capable of doing so.

let me know if it works in the chat. This will be my first test.

The show is called The Debators and involves two comedians debating over stuff.

http://www.livestream.com/barnos
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>>2324817
but she isn't
do you even watch the show
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>>2324804
Dash
>raining on cmc.gif
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>>2324813
I want to try a new wm

But what if I don't like it?
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>>2324804
oh hey
i fell asleep waiting for you
glad you liked it
I liked your fic as well
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>>2324813
listening to Bing Crosby and drinking
maybe if I get drunk enough I'll want to write something
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>>2324794
>>2324806
>darf and Metals fic swap

the future is bright
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>>2324813
Playing vidya. Feeling useless. Maybe some crying.
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>>2324828

Yes. That's how I know she's a cunt.
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[purple ponies]
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WHY CAN'T BUG PONE BE FOR CUDDLES AND LOVE

RELATIVELY NORMAL CUDDLES AND LOVE

>>2324831
USE XMONAD

NEVER GO BACK TO BLOATED SHIT LIKE AWESOME, DWM, AND OPENBOX
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legs be bothering me bro,
among other things, can anyone help me out with that a bit
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>>2324826
Hah, that's a fun show, I'd come but I need to leave
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>>2324758
>you start crawling back down her tunnel to avoid the impending flood, but it is too late and you are covered with the stallion's slimy spunk
>fortunately though, it lubricates you and you move much faster towards the exit when he pulls out
>your shout of "FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMM!" comes to soon though, as you find your mouth playing host to a horse cock
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>male afraid of sex
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>>2324822
>My fetish implies I'm a virgin
What kind of logic is that?
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>>2324852
I like the legs but the face is not very good.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPtTuQ-C1XM&feature=g-u-u
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>>2324847
I don't think you watch the same show as everyone else
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>>2324842
>that fucking gif
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>>2324857
I am.
I bet it hurts
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>>2324813
Tonight? Man, it's not even midday yet over here.

Are daytime threads always this hectic? I generally visit nighttime threads (twelve-ish hours from now) and they always seem so relaxed.
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>>2324813
Smoking weed and I still manage to be bored
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>>2324852
i can try help you if you want. i spent a bunch of time studying ponatasomy

also guys does this looks shit? i actually think i may have made a bit of progress
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>>2324850
BECAUSE THERE'S ALREADY A HUNDRED OTHER PONIES FOR NORMAL CUDDLES AND LOVE

WHY ARE YOU SO UPSET THAT WE WANT THIS ONE FOR WEIRD CUDDLES AND LOVE
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>>2324850
are we /g/ trolls now

iin2tall gentwo
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>>2324852
Oh shit, I love the stylized everything, especially the wings and just lineart.

I can't quite see what's bugging you about the legs, as they look fine to me.
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>male afraid of sex 2
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>>2324882
ampharos is my favorite gentoo pokemon
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>>2324850
>OPENBOX
>bloated
really? Well I wanted to try wm2, but xmonad always looked appealing
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>>2324874
Go cook something asshole
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>>2324878
BECAUSE SHE'S MY WAIFU, ASSDICK.

>>2324882
*WWALK INTO HELL* HOMOSUCKFAG.
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>>2324775
>This…all of this, is an experiment. If you have a suggestion on how to improve the system please give me ideas. A note like this helps no one.

Is the creator of this tumblr an idiot?
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>>2324830
What's this .gif now?

>>2324832
Damn right I liked the picture. So many love feels!
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>>2324863
I watch the show and she's a jerk. exept when she's required by the story to be a bro.
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>>2324891
Have you seen a vagina up close? Scary shit
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>>2324877

That looks really fun. I like it.
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>>2324852
As the others said: The legs are okay. I think the legs are always the first thing that bothers artists about ponies because they looks so unusual. The face needs work however.
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>>2324210
>You're one of the little colts on Cheerilee's class
>On a school trip near the Everfree Forest
>The CMC screw up and make Cheerilee lose the map, stranding the group
>You all end up lost in the woods, food running out, she tries her best to keep everyone calm even though she's a bit uneasy too
>Days pass
>Food finally runs out
>Next day, when everyone wakes up in the little camp set up, she starts picking up fillies and colts and briging them with her apart from the group
>They come back with a smile on their faces, licking their lips
>It's finally your turn
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>>2324856
>knew it was probably a dick
>might have been candyass's leg
>ask to confirm
>it's a dick
>it comes inside
>end up with dick in mouth
>...
>okay with this
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>male afraid of sex 3
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>>2324854
Don't worry about it since apparently my channel is too choppy anyways.
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>>2324908
Smells terrible too.
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>>2324913
>She guides you behind some trees, smiling all the way and giving you calm, kind words
>She lays by her side, her back resting against the tree, and exposes her front to you
>You realize her teats are swollen and sore
>''Don't worry, dear, just suck on them a bit''
>Hesitant, you lower yourself near her and envelop the tip of one of her teats with your lips
>They're warm, and soft
>She puts her hoof on your head, trying to reassure you, and smiles again. ''Go on''
>You start sucking, awkwardly. At first, nothing seems to come out and you start feeling embarrassed, as if she was playing some kind of prank on you.
>Suddenly, your tongue detects a delightful, sweet, nostalgic taste
>You are taken back to not many years ago, and your natural instincts start to take over
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>>2324906
>she's a cunt except for when she isn't
you have a funny outlook on life anon
you know that?
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>>2324919

>tfw I'm a male afraid of sex
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>>2324919
Your point is?
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>>2324908
I saw a vagina once and let me tell you it reminds me of the snake things from Prometheus
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>>2324923
>You cuddle to her, your mouth still attached, and your sucking starts getting less awkward and more natural, as the liquid flows in your mouth, filling your mind with bliss and your hungry belly with much needed nourishment
>She's making some soft moans, as she strokes and caresses your mane. ''You're doing great...keep going.''
>You close your eyes and lose yourself on the amazing feeling, your whole world reduced to your mouth, her teat, and the milk coming out of it
>After a few minutes which pass on way too fast for your liking, she gently pushes you away, kisses your forehead and sends you on your way.
>''Oh, and please, tell Sweetie Belle it's her turn next''

How was it?
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>>2324908
FUCKING TRUTH
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>>2324900
now i'm imagining karkat hugging chrysalis yelling "DONT TOUCH HER YOU CREEPS, THAT MEANS YOU EQUIUS" while she just sits there unamused, soaking up his love
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>>2324906
>except when she's required by the story to be a bro.
so like 80% of the time?
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>>2324860
i'll work on that
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>>2324877
I notice that your brushstrokes are often quite slow and rarely do you make snappy movements.

Be honest, what is your stabilizer set at?
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>>2324891
>>>2324891
>2, 3
Where's 1?
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>>2324932
I think the snake things are supposed to remind you of vaginas
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>>2324939
That is the most autistic thing a man can imagine. Good job.
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>>2324934
Fucking hell Aspirant lose the ">" crutch and write real stuff already.
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>>2324926
...I am too
I had a panic attack the last time I was ever intimate with someone and ended up blue-balling them pretty bad.
Even just cuddling with someone gives me awful shakes.
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>>2324955
that's the joke
>H.R. Giger in charge of art direction
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>>2324959
i agreement
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>>2324954

Figure out that one yourself
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>>2324969
Not that I have anything against that.
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>>2324959
Hey buddy, nothing wrong with >greensex
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>>2324969
Oh no, the hall of death! The only way out of here is death!
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>>2324751
>not appreciating lust so complete that you forget basically everything other than the act
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>>2324852
If legs bother you try to soften edges a little. Also bring left hoof part closer to body. Then I would recommend working on head and face.

I like how body holds on together under such angle then left wings isn't bad and right one could use a little bit of rework. Carry on.
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>>2324963

That's because you're a faggot
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>>2324985
Personally I think if you are going to write a short story then you can greentext however for long ones that take up several posts it's rather jarring.
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>>2324963
i`d cuddle with you, anon
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>>2324985
Of course not but he's good enough to do the real thing.
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>>2324989

Heeey you missed, pal!
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>>2324963
I am terrible against the idea of giving somebody else pleasure... why is that?
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>>2324563
she is small and cute and adorablest
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>>2325014
I hope Ick and Uck don't molest me again!
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>>2325019
You're a selfish cunt?
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>>2324813
Playing dragons dogma
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>falling asleep at 1am
fuck having a job
what happened to going to bed at 6am and getting up at 2pm
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>>2325035

Consolefags... ;__;
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>>2325021

And don't forget the hhhhnnnnng voice cracks
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>>2324246
...well, fuck.

Basically I can't work on adding/replacing vocals for now, and I'm being called elsewhere for now anyway. Sorry gents, updates continue tomorrow.

>>2324060
uh wat
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>>2325040
;_;
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>>2325035
What class are you playing Anon? I went magic archer but then dumped it for assassin, haven't looked back.
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>>2325032
That could actually be true
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>>2324915
>Celestia muscles hold you in place as the guard fucks your throat
>you can still breath for the most part, but your mouth is still getting fucked by a pony
>after he cums you try and make the best of the situation
>as least it tastes sweet instead of salty and bitter
>you spend too much time tasting it though, and the next guard is in your mouth
>four guards after that you are praying that this your struggles have stopped and you are gulping down the liquid candy as fast as you can
>the dicks cease and Celestia powerful muscles begin to turn you around and bend you until your nose is touching you tows
>good thing you're flexible
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>>2324985
Greentext falls apart if you do more than half a dozen lines. The stories aspirant is trying to tell are longer than a dozen lines.
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>>2325048
Dark souls soon bro. Don't worry. Capcom usually gives PC players their stuff like year after consoles gets it.
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>>2324990
well

he kinda has a point in that when I was a virgin, that's exactly how I viewed sex

"Lol just sex bro, if both parties are having fun, what's the big deal?"

then I had sex with my best friend and kinda went through a bit of a crisis

I'm still kinda recovering from it, haven't talked to him in months.

Maybe I'm just not capable of casual sex
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What's good MLPG?
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>>2325051
the voice cracks and songs and marshmallowyness is the best part along with the cuteness and adorableness
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>>2325061

GFWL
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>>2325061
>playing anything on pc made by capcom
>ever
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>>2325066
Nothing
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>>2325064
Nobody said it had to be casual.
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>Buy hand-held random number generator
>Go to a party
>See a bunch of people talking and laughing
>Push my way into the middle of their group
>Shout "NICE CONVERSATION, BUT CHECK THESE DUBS"
>Hold my number generator in my left hand over my shoulder and point at it with my right hand
>Generate a number
>Get dubs
>Entire party explodes and turns into a dubs party
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>>2325061

>GFWL

They just had to fuck that up too.
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>>2324919
For me, being afraid of sex is like being afraid of vampires.
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>>2325052
>meoowwww
but... it doesn't make any sense in that context...
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reality sucks mlpg

I'm drunk and it's still getting to me
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>>2325052
I miss hiimdaisy
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>>2325082
They confirm steam.
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>>2325006
thanks, darf
that actually made me feel a bit better

not to be all /soc/ or anything, but does anyone know if this is something that could be treated? I was raped when I was six, and then again when I was ten, and I never saw a psychiatrist afterwards, so I think that may be why.
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>>2325075
capcom started doing decent pc ports a few years back
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>>2325066

Life
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>>2325096

It being on sale on Steam doesn't mean it uses Steamworks. That's the important part. Since they're going to be selling standalone copies as well, it won't have Steamworks.
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>>2325091
add me on skype, man

I'm always willing to talk
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>>2325058
Does it always have to end up being gay?
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>>2325035
dat DD

sleeper hit of the year for me

I bought it on blind faith for /vg/ alone and I did not get disappointed
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>>2325066
that feeling you get when you are loved
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>>2325052
>uh wat
it was a joke. The songs lyrics are about him, and 2 ponies wanting him. If he was your husbando you would have a greater investment into the lyrics.
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I don't like /v/, let's be /g/ instead

Has anyone tried out wmfs1?
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>>2324934
I liked it.
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>>2325075

They ain't so bad at porting for a japanese company
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>>2325075
I don't mind Capcom since they aim at my taste pretty good. Monster hunter, RE series but yeah... they could be so much of better company for their clients.
>>2325075
>>2325082
>
>>2325096
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>>2325095
>that feel when, if she ever drew for us, hiimdaisy would hat us
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>>2325058
>powerful muscles
No joke. I'm shocked there's even room inside to make that happen. That aside, what is it even going to accomp-

Oh...

OH.

Uh oh.
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>>2325131
>
>>2325112
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>>2325116
that's pretty obviously bi, guy.
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why are ponies wearing human clothes so sexy

that doesn't even make any sense, what the fuck
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>>2325104
>I was raped
Yeah, that might have something to do with your problems with intimacy, maybe.

Yes, you should go see a therapist.
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>>2325127
nah, let's be /x/ instead
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>>2325091
That's real fuckun' rufus.
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>>2325127
Why /g/? Why not /co/?

>tfw reading 60's Spiderman comics while taking a shit.
>tfw you recognize the macros of the Spiderman meme.
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>>2325104
Please go get help
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>>2325131
monster hunter in the west is dead anon
no news for 3rd portable on psp or tri g on 3ds
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>>2324991
Not a word if that was any helpful. Oh well...
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>>2325066
Ponies are good
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HOW ABOUT /tg/, GUYS?!
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>>2324959
Got it. I just greentexted because it seemed it was the way most people wrote around here

Anything else?
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>>2325091
Man that sucks. I'm always happy when I'm drunk.
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>>2325146
2spooky
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>>2325165
We can't be /tg/ unless we get banned for talking about not-warhammer.
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>>2325151
>>2325146
>two replies
>expected to get reasonable opinions
oh silly me
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i remember this fic I read that had half of the mane six becoming futa and impregnating the other half

it was pretty fucking hot

I think a russian wrote it, too
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>>2325104
that question kind of answered itself
go check out a local counselling center or something
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>>2325116
That's the only thing you faggots like. I try straight stuff and never get any responses.
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>>2325104
>raped multiple times
I'm...
I'm sorry.
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>>2325127

I can only /v/, and maybe /a/ a little
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>>2325146
Have you summoned a pony succubus yet?
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>>2325154
...yeah. Still I had great time with this title.
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>>2325143
Is it weird that I like dicks but reading about giant horse dicks spewing out gallons and gallons of candy semen a huge turn off?
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>>2325167
Yeah, please don't replace me and darf
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>>2324946
it used to be 10, then i moved it to S-3

i think right now its at 10 again

im actually liking this new way of drawing. anyone want astram and ill take som requests
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do you want to be the slutty mare
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>>2325209

No
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>>2325167

Did session two of Rarity quest happen yet?
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>>2325209
no
I want to be the pretty mare
with lots of pretty dresses
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>>2325154
this is a sad feel ;_; i put hundreds of hours into each monster hunter with my bros on the psp
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>>2325209
Yes.
Or the alpha stallion.
Or the slutty trap mare.
All would be acceptable.
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>>2325209
nope
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>>2325209
Yeah. It's a bit of a long-term goal, though. You gotta start slow before you're ready to take every dick ever.
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>>2324991
heads and faces, man
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>>2325209
yes
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>>2325209
I would rather be the pretty mare in a pretty dress.
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>>2325126
Oh, I know. It did kind of catch me off-guard though, props for that.
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>>2325169
I just want someone to help me. But, I'm too locked up emotionally when I'm sober to ever act like I have a problem. But when I'm drunk and finally lose the dignity that prevents me from crying, all my friends never take me seriously because I'm, well, drunk.

My best friends don't even know I'm on drugs for my personality disorder for god's sake
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>that feel when you want to see humanized rarity wearing this

so perfect
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>>2325248
Eww
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOnMvVKZUwA
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>>2325248
erf
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>>2325223
>that feel

I either want to be a complete slut who exists for no other purpose than for all horny males to use as a cum dump, OR I want to be an arrogant, dominant stallion who fucks all the ponies and fills equestria with his spawn

nothing in between
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>>2325215
Why the hell are you asking me that
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>>2325215
Yes.
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>MLPG -- serious psychological disorders general
Jesus Christ go see a real therapist. Don't rely on us sick fucks for help.

You probably think it's a sign of some sort of immasculating weakness to seek out help, but dear God it's not. Just get help holy fuck.
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>>2325243
ARE
YOU
ME
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>>2325256
>15 views

nice try dude
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>>2325262
This probably says something about you and I.

And it's probably not healthy, but whatever. It's hot.
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>>2325271
I would, but I'd never be able to convince myself that they are actually trying to help me, and not just desiring my money regardless of my mental health
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>>2325207
okay.

well any requests then?
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>>2325256
>GIGANTIC NECKBEARD VIDEO THUMBNAIL
>talks like CWC
>talking about making a fanfic into an episode
>it's rule 63 fanfic

MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP PLEASE
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>friend-off finally happens
>feel good all day
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>>2325271
All they are for is just someone to talk to and get drugs.

like good friends
get a good friend instead, they're cheaper
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>>2325265

I thought you were Aspirant for some reason. My mistake I guess.

>>2325269

Thanks a lot.
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>>2325271
But therapists are just another device of the system to enforce it's "normalcy" onto us!
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>>2325138
>her passage pulls you to just the right spot, then a muffled voice gives the next guard the go-ahead
>fortunately Celestia is producing a lot of lubricant, because the guard hilts himself in you
>he freezes and a muffled voice asks a question that is answered by Celestia
>the guard starts to thrust, bottoming out each time to enjoy how tight you are, and you can feel pre leak from your penis as your prostate is pounded
>he flares and the force of his orgasm pushes you half an inch deeper
>once you are back in position the next guard enter
>then the next, and the next, and the next, until you loose count and eventually fall asleep from exhaustion
>when you awaken you find yourself clean and tucked under one of Celestia's wings
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>>2325232
I aimed at what you had doodled there. Didn't want to impose anything since you got it there pretty much stylized.
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>>2325271
Fuck you, I'll make meth and pay for my treatment MYSELF.
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>>2325271
i dont know how

like do you just find one in the ads and call them up

im not even sure my one's worth shelling out cash for it
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>>2325275

You again
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>>2325256
This guy actually has a nice voice, and I'm not totally convinced it's not a joke.
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>>2325310
what?
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>>2325243
You might be like the opposite of me. I do get more emotional when I'm drunk but those emotions are for the most part positive. Drinking helps me ignore the fact that I feel like I'm going nowhere in life and will probably end up dead at a young age having accomplished nothing.
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>>2325256
WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS THE MOST STEREOTYPICAL NECKBEARDS?
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>>2325271

I tried that once. I couldn't open up so it led nowhere. Huge waste of time.
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>>2325256
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>>2325288
Good that some people feel good after that.

I feel like I acomplished almost nothing. There was no single mention about shit I made in here. Only upside was that my partner liked it but... no certain way to know if that wasn't just courtesy
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>>2325288
it happened?

where?
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>>2325294
Fuck me, I didn't knew there was already an Aspirant, >>2324959
called me that and I figured it was a good name

oh well
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>>2325271
I'll get help later. Too much pone and so little time right now.
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>>2325262
>dominant stallion who fucks all the ponies
Bingo.
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>>2325296
Get back in your grave, Foucault.
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>>2325330
In my butt, care to art in there?
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>>2325256
First of all, this is probably a joke

Second of all, if it is, damn he plays the part well

>can't even make eye contact with the camera

it's so fucking beta it's perfect
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>>2325298
>SAN check to forget nightmare
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>>2325313

Someone always jokes it's me in these videos with few views. I just dig them up on youtube.
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>>2325288
>Feel good at my hard work
>slowly realize i'll never top that picture I drew
oh god the pain
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>>2325340
Why do you have a picture of him with a filename like that?
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>>2325304
That's one way. There are also charity counseling centers that can direct you somewhere.
If you go to school, they can help you, too.
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>>2325256
oh god he sounds like he's about to cry at the end
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>>2325334

Hah, yeah, there is. That would explain the confusion.
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>>2325351
oh... okay. Well, it's because when people post videos with low views it's often because they try to promote them. But if you search for stuff like that...
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>>2325329
i'm still happy about it even though no one mentioned my entry
however, the pic my partner used was posted so that helps
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>>2325209
more than anything.
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>>2325383
no one`s talked about mine either, but everything else was still cool

which story did you write
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>>2325355
Because not all of my pictures of Michel Foucault feature him in a sexy leather jacket
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>>2325256
>"But time is tight, Season 3 may already be in production!"

Hearing it like that how he says it makes it sound as if it were some message from an apocalyptic future.
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>>2325350
>0

>you become addicted to being used like that
>until she goes out of heat you wake her up each morning by crawling back inside
>after her heat ends you beg to stay insider and, and she allows it
>you spend the rest of your days inside her, sustained by her magic, the semen of stallions, and the juices of the occasional mare that she scissors
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>>2325262
>that feel
it's all about loss of control, to me. Whether it's on my side or theirs, that alone is hotter than anything else.
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Anybody wanna Shazbot?
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Is it just me or is it way easier to draw on paper than with a tablet
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>>2325299
nah, bro, i think your comment applied.
i didnt mean that as an "oh yeah?" type thing
my faces need work
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>>2325400
Oh I like people like you who have images of very specific people saved.
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Would you use a unicorn's horn as a stake to put your doughnuts on?
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>>2325414
Yes... what's your nick? I think I don't have you in friends.
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>>2325414
nah im gonna bastion
maybe later
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>>2325418
It's not just you
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>>2325285
Spitfire in a Spitfire
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>>2325418
yeah, I know. I drew with a tablet and got good at it. Now I drew on paper some time and I am terrible on a tablet again.
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>>2325414
yeah, sure
ARE WE GONNA USE THE COOL NEW SERVER?
also, because I never got around to actually adding anyone on the google doc, my nick is zuludown
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>>2325418
im shit on both
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>>2325414

Yes. But I'm dead tired. My eyes will bleed if I try playing a video game at this hour.
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>>2325396
drawfag not a writefag, but i did 2 rumblescoot pics and a hobopone
i'm still happy with the turnout even if no one but my partner cares about the pics
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>>2325288
Is this drawn on paper and scanned? If not, where can I find those brushes
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>>2325418
Not just you

Of course, no CTRL+Z or layers on paper either
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>>2325410
Shit.

Well there are worse ways to go, I suppose.
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>>2325167
>I just greentexted because it seemed it was the way most people wrote around here
Ain't that fucking cute
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>>2325455
Don't be so picky.
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>>2325418
paper has a much nicer feel to it and i can make much cleaner lines
however no ctrl-z
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>>2325429
Danves.

>>2325442
That's the plan.
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>>2325184
fuck yeah sealab 2021
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>>2325467
>>2325452
ctrl+z is for faggots. Draw with a ball point pen
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>>2325475
See ya on the other side.
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>>2325396
>that feel
I think there's been one mention of my things so far
but
the whole event created some amazing stuff and I've enjoyed it all so far. We all win.
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>>2325115
added ya
no idea how syke works though
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>>2325482
>not only drawing in an ink made of your own blood and semen and tears and back grease
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>>2325453
Yeah, at least it wasn't Cadence.
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>>2325496
>mfw mine was probably one of the most talked about
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>>2325448
pls respond
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>>2325455
What can I say, MLPG has weird ass arbitrary nonspoken rules, I'd rather play it safe
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>>2325446
Fuck it I'll post 'em for you.
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>>2325505
Reminds me of one art piece I once saw that consisted of newspapers which the artist jizzed all over
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>>2325527
>>2325448
its on paper
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>>2325514
I hear that.

Last thing I need is Shining Finger's 'shining finger' up in my business.
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>>2325330
pls respond
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>>2325517
mine got mentioned a few times

that's enough for me, considering the people whom I played with
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He really want to see a genderswap episode.
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>>2325529
it's not really that arbitrary. Greentext is great for brainstorming ideas or working out concepts and shit, but it's awful for actually telling a story.
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>>2325532
>>
Can someone stream Kung Pow? I'm really bored
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>>2325532
>dat scootaplot

well, I approve
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>>2325529
>I'd rather play it safe
Yeah, as I said.
Ain't that fucking cute.
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>>2325557
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>>2325532
Thats adorable and unf that scootass.
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Uh... goddamit what was the shazbot password?
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>>2325554

>not 5000x5000
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>>2325574
>>2325582
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>>2325555
I guess it makes sense

To be honest I didn't even knew how long I would write it when I started
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>>2325577
And what do you contribute?
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>>2325054
MK because people said it was bullshit.
>>
GRR HAH HAH

THIS IS BOWSER HERE.
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>that feel when you've spent the past 4 hours writing luna smut
where did my life go so wrong
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>>2325608
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>>2325613
wait where
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>>2325613
>go so wrong
>not go so right
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>>2325613
as long as it's not luna scat you're still in the clear

...I think
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>>2325587
WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE AT MAKING THIS FIC INTO AN EPISODE
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what's a good dildo to buy
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>>2325613
this is the wrong place to ask such a question
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>>2325656
anything with dragon as prefix
>>
I liked writing Luna, mostly because I kept the archaic vocabulary.

GG knows how much of a turn on dem words can be.
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>>2325606
Is it?
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>>2325603
What do I need to contribute to comment about the way new contributors contribute?

I mean they're welcome to add their stuff, but the way he posted his was pretty adorable, greentexting, when he seemingly didn't even understand when and how greentext is employed. Adorable was absolutely the proper term without any negative or positive connotations, just observational.
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>>2325656
For the anus? You want to stimulate the prostate or are do you just want to feel a dick?
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>>2325628
in the old-old horse
3700 words is entirely too many to write in an old horse
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>>2325667
are you being serious

i actually considered it but it seems like quite a monetary investment
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>>2324959
Oi, I resent that.

>>2324975
Before you ask, soon. I'm checking it for errors before I submit it. Also, need ideas for a title.

>>2325334
I thought I had an impersonator for a moment. Grab a name and keep writing, goodness knows everyone could use someone else to write their stuff. I'm sure people are semi-sick of me ninja writing at weird hours.
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>>2325668
I was wondering where GG went
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>>2325668
>verily, doth fornicate with us harder

every time
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>check last thread for friend-off
>no mention of my work

guess that's what i get for rushing the thing yesterday night
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>>2325690
They're very good for what they are
I have a medium David, and when I first finally fit the knot in, I came instantly.
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>>2325698
I don't think anybody is sick of you
I'm kinda sad you're not moving to regular writing a bit faster but you're still doing it so I can't really say I'm disappointed
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>>2325726
dude
what'd you do
share that shit
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>>2325686
wait is there significant difference between the two

both sound great
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>>2325540
>Celestia needs a break from your constant presence
>she relegates the 'duty' to her niece
>they back up against each other, and she squeezes you out into Cadance
>she and Shining Armor are still as frisky as most newlyweds
>it turns out he really likes anal, which Cadance refused to do
>you spend a few hours out of every day with Shining Armor up in your business
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>>2325668
>>2325613

Where are all these Luna fics I keep hearing about
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>>2325726
You should have finished it Rose
>>
You are allowed to go to Equestria, and it's just how you've always dreamed
BUT
Nicholas Cage has to come with you.
Do you accept?
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anybody streaming anyshit?

I feel like watching stuff with the general
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I wonder just how many people are in these threads
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>>2325751
That's not me! I don't mind it, really!
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>>2325761
sure

strangle him immediately
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>>2325745
the one I just did is in >>2321265
(if anybody wants to go and cap it that'd be awesome too <3)
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>>2325726
Man, how many people submitted their stuff AFTER the deadline?
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>>2325738
I just put stuff in greentext because I thought everyone found it easier to read through. Seriously, if people want me to type in a real format and not greentext, they should just say so and I'll keep it in paragraph form.

Although my shit would probably be a wall of text if that were the case.
>implying it's not already
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>>2325745
Mine is this old one; it has rimming, just a head up in cease you aren't into that

>http://pastebin.com/mcRDit4w
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>>2325761
Yeah.
Shoot him as soon as I arrive.
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>>2325772
I like your pic.
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>>2325761
>Nicolas Cage comes with you
>he tags along when you spend the day baking with pinkie pie
>the two of you get distracted with cupcakes in the oven
>the smoke alarm goes off
>you run to the kitchen to find Nic standing there with the tray of blackened confectionaries in his hands
>"HOW'D IT GET BURNED? HOW'D IT GET BURNED?"
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>>2325763
there are exactly 2 people in the thread at any given time
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>>2325763
About 40 or so, considering that the Friend-Off was limited MLPG only, not even a FiMchan post.
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Some more peeps should come join us on Tribes
server: >rope
password is cheeselegs
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>>2325779
I have said! Repeatedly!
Greentext is great for ideas, but it falls apart on longer tales. You get none of the subtleties proper writing structure can give you.
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>>2325761
Holy shit, Nicolas Cage! Who needs ponies in that case?
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>>2325698
Oh hello person whom I impersonated for a few posts

Yeah I might keep doing this, maybe when the next horse opens
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>>2324558
I'm sorry... Does this help?
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>>2325779
Get a pastebin

And then finally start to shift towards fimfiction.net, the unease seeping into your soul
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>>2325744
Goddamnit.
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>>2325805
Do you mean at any given time, or in general?

Being that the usual ratio of contributors is something like 90 : 1, and we had over 50 entries in the friend off...

Well, do the math
I can't do math
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>>2325763
30 or so at peak times
5-10 at ded times
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>tfw using awesome for the first time
HOW DO I DO STUFF
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i want to rim scootaloo so bad
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>>2325791
>>2325774
You guys are so optimistic to think you can just destroy him so easily.
Not only can't you harm him, if you're anything but extremely polite to him, Celestia will send you back to earth and Cage will marry your waifu.
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>>2325806
>implying I have tribes
I can't even run hats properly. My wireless connection is garbage.
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>>2325823
personally I say just go to fimfiction from the off. Bigger community, so more reach, and much better stats. I fuckin' love stats.
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>>2325806
I haven't played Tribes in a few day, I
>Let my brother use my gaming rig
>Filled up my Raptor drive
>Who knows how many viruses
Darn it.

Does Tribe work on Linux, with WINE or PlayOn?
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>>2325739
last one on the list of partners. i did the shitty drawing.
>>2325751
5th time. is it the writing st-
>>2325772
>full capitalisation, cheery attitude
...guess not
i'm sorry
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>>2325837
>30 or so at peak times
While the season was still running we hit 100 people easily and that was discounting the lurkers.
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>>2325858
Wait, you did Cosmo's drawing?
We were all talking about how nice it was in the chat, dude. You did an awesome job!
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>>2325790
>rimming

Also, pretty good captcha
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>>2325858
Sorry, about them confusing you for me, guy, it's the "rushed/didn't finish on time" sort of thing that's tipping them off.

But you know what, at least you did something at all than nothing.
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>>2325823
I have a fimfiction. There's just nothing on it yet.

Which will be remedied once I've eaten and have a title for this slutty Trixie fic darf wanted. I can only hope it makes darf or some random reader happy.

>>2325811
Alright alright taw, I'll try it for next Rarity Quest session. Though honestly I feel the only difference is line breaks and ">" everywhere for the way I write, but if it makes people happy I'll try it.

>>2325820
You should, it's pretty fun most the time.
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>>2325829
>also oral
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>>2325849
The stats are interesting. Seeing what backwoods internet forum you stuff is getting linked from. Also seeing that someone shared a fap fic on their facebook.
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>>2325849
SwiperTheFox uses fimfiction.

That's enough for me to go "Hey, this is brony contaminated, I ain't touchin' it."
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Would you a hot >implying hot female brony ___sexually?
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>>2325880
Forgot my picture
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>>2325897
Depends on her personality.
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>>2325761
I'd love to be friends with Nicholas Cage. It would be awesome to hang out in pony land with him.
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>>2325885
Stop that.
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>>2325884
I wouldn't actually recommend switching mid-quest, that's only gonna throw people off.

And you're right, the difference in how you write probably won't be that big. Not using greentext isn't going to magically make you better, you're gonna have a lot of bad habits to break out of, but you can do it!
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>>2325899

>SoFurry
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>>2325886
i found out that pokehidden linked one of my stories through his tumblr using them stats

he never replied to my message after though

feels bad
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>>2325897
What kind of reaction is that sweetie.
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>>2325899
>tabs

7/10
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i underestimated myself

bedtim
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>>2325763
By post rate we're around 1% of 4chan, give or take a few tenths
So there should be somewhere around 1000 people here if our posting activity is average
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>>2325899
>firefox stable
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>>2325924
Thats cute.
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>>2325894
Yeah, but so does me and darf and ntsts and cosmo and all your favourite writer friends!
just don't make eye contact with their community and you'll be okay. I have caught their attention and am doomed. You can survive. Avenge me.
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>>2325886
Woah, wait

What stats.
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>>2325911
>some nights he falls asleep without pulling out
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>>2325931
>1000 people
such a big party in here
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>>2325942
>he doesn't know about the stats page
Wow what a casual
tfw views graph is working again
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>>2325931
>So there should be somewhere around 1000 people here
ahahaha no I sure hope that's not true
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>>2325886
yeah, I love those
I especially like seeing the ones from localhost and 127.0.0.1 because then I can tease knighty about reading erotic horse fiction when he's meant to be developing the site
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>>2325949
OKAY I GET IT THANKS
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>>2325942
On the story page at the bottom there's a button called "stats". Shows stuff like who faved your story, where referrals are coming from, and view graphs. View graphs are great, EVERY night the views on my sex stuff peaks.
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>>2325957
>tfw you had to shout at knighty for literally fucking months in order to get him to send the single email it took to get that fixed
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>>2325801
>>2325805
>>2325837
>>2325931
so somewhere between 2 to 1000 huh
>>
Prometheus is on the cinema now. Does anyone want to go?
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>>2325985

What, with you?
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>>2325975
Horey shit this is rad. I just don't know what I'm going to tell Pastebin
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>>2325960
Well, the tinyboard chan rankings are broken but /mlp/ is 2-2.5% of 4chan and threadstats show that we're usually 25-40% of /mlp/. There are either a lot of us here or we all post way faster than people on other boards.
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>>2325983
If you put it in terms of bytes it isn't that bad of an estimation!
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>>2325939
THERE'S STILL HOPE, DAMMIT!
I won't let another fall!
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>>2325743
For prostate stimulation there are special devices. Getting that prostate stimulation from normal dildos is very tricky.
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>>2326001
Pastebin is for losers man, get with the times. Hop on to Fimfiction.net, the hippest and most happening brony fanfic site on the web!
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>>2325994
I-I bought the tickets and everything... I just thought it'd be cool to kinda hangout and...
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>>2326002
gotta go fast
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>>2325912
You're probably right, as usual.

We'll see how this fic goes over first.

I just have a terrible gut feeling it won't because I'm a nervous moron. I guess we'll see though.
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>>2325985
Is it good? I actually was going to watch MiB3 instead
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>a potentially hot pic ruined by a stupid fanon joke

MEGASWWEEEEEETTTT!!!!
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>>2325970
>his cum doesn't taste as good as the guards
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>Forgot friendoff was today
>Only realize it when someone mentioned it earlier

TIME TO READ

I've already read Cosmo and Knight's fics, both were great, so I have high hopes that the rest wont be shit
>>
Can I get the link to the friend-off site?

Still can't believe everything that is going on. We got the friend-off. Tumblr did a prom. Could any of us have expected this fandom to end up like this?
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>>2325975
Hahaha! I'm so popular!
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>>2326027
>not getting the hots for chicken heads
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>>2326024
i'm sure it will be great
people keep saying i have dumb expectations, but i've read enough actually terrible stories to know when to count my blessings

also, if you're almost done, that means i need a request from you, please k thanx
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>>2326022

I'm getting a restraining order
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>>2326036
http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_2_results
here you go
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>>2326036
http://www.fimfiction.net/friend_off_2_results/

Read AP's story first, in my opinion. Probably the best one well I haven't read Cosmo's yet but anyway
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>>2326024
man stop being all down and shit
I don't wanna get you down, I wanna get you enthusiastic about reaching ever greater heights of horse story! Because you can do it, you just have to keep pushing yourself. Technical writing can be taught, it's imagination that's really important, and you have that.
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>>2326037
aw shucks anon, I feel for you
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>>2326048
First gimme title ideas. I can only think of cliche bullshit.
>>
anybody wanna watch stuff with me?
I'm pretty bored mlpg
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>>2326057
>>2326062
READING IS FOR FAGGOTS.
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>>2326030
JOKES ON YOU, I WANTED SHINING ASSHOLE ALL ALONG HAHA OK STOP
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>>2326037
Is there something like this for pictures?
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>>2326069
It's okay, I'm only just starting.
>>
NEW HORSE WHERE
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How did you explain to your mother and father that you write fanfiction of My Little Pony?
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>>2326075
Here, watch some MARVEL, BABY.

http://www.twitch.tv/goldencen

>>2326057
>>2326062
Thanks for the links. Bookmarked.

>>2326034
Someone praised my stuff. I am so happy.
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>>2326073
man
i called the twilight story 'twilight's gradual descent into sluttiness'
so i am not good with titles
ask the general
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>>2326036
>Tumblr did a prom
Fuckfuckfuck
I'd almost purged the memories completely
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>>2326107

I'M INSANE
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>>2326037
I'm sorry...
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>>2326065
Sorry, I don't mean to be down. I'm just critical of myself in things I do, and as a result I'm verbally undermining my confidence a lot.
>not my personal blog

Right. Well, thanks for the encouragement as always taw. It's much appreciated. I only wish I could do something to repay you.
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>>2326107
My mom is Lauren Faust so it's cool
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>>2326103
>a little less than 40 pictures to go
>new horse

calm the fuck down anon
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>>2326103
We are 30 images away from the image limit, faggot
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>>2326107
I don't. My power level remains hidden, despite her numerous requests for me to share what I've done.
tfw you've written 220,000 words of pony fanfiction
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>>2326057
>>2326062
>Obsidian
>2deep4u bullshit

Why am I not surprised?
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>>2326103
>cannot into image limit
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>>2326107
I don't. I'm too old to tell my mom everything I do anyway.
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>>2326133
It looks great even if you don't understand it, though.
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>>2326112
Not only that, but you had the general come up with that title.
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>>2326133
>too dumb to understand something other than 'lol cute picture'
bravo, anon
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>>2326107
>Implying they know
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>>2326129
I thought you've written more than one fic?
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>>2326146
3edgy5icutmyselfonyourpost
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>>2326062
>Read AP's story first, in my opinion. Probably the best one

well that's just too kind right there

but it's a pretty niche story tbh. I can't imagine many people understanding it
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>>2326154
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>>2326111
I'm only seeing Marvel vs Capcom when I'm watching that BS
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>>2326120
I know that feel of being self-critical. The trick is to be critical of your work, not yourself. Get that down and it'll power you through everything.

As for payback, you trying and having fun is enough for me.
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>>2326107
>You are drawing a picture of melting ponies
>Mom comes in but can't see what I'm working on because I zoomed in so far
>"That looks pretty nice, mind showing me what that is?"
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>>2326154
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>>2326179
What did you do?
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>>2326129
>tfw you've written 220,000 words of pony fanfiction

And it'll all be dust in the wind whenever this fandom dies.

Hope you're havin' fun with it now, man, because you sure as fuck ain't getting an investment off it in the future.
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>>2326179
Maybe you could show me, anon.
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>>2326107
>implying anyone knows

I only told my girlfriend, and she writes JohnLock gayfics so it wasn't too hard for her to deal with
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>>2326199
GODDAMMIT PINKIE I JUST DID THE FRIENDOFF LEAVE ME ALONE
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>>2326096
>Cadance needs to take care of royal business somewhere, and can't show up looking bloated
>you feel her butt bump against something, and she starts pushing you out
>you catch a glimpse of royal blue tail as you pass between them
>you hear Cadance thanking her husband before she gallops off
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>>2326129
>261630 words
minus a few thousand for notes files but still

I have written way too much horse story
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>>2326197
Yeah, that's a bad feel.
When I go to school this fall I'm gonna have a portfolio consisting of one technical document I wrote for my old job... and maybe a creative nonfiction piece if I manage to finish it by then.

At least people enjoy some of it though... and it got me back into writing, which hopefully is something I can carry on with when pones are over.
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>>2326179
The only solution I've found to this is to not draw.
This is the reason I'm not drawing right now, Batman ;_;
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>>2326107
i just told her i wrote to kill time

she thinks i need better english skills so she was fine with whatever, and actually glad i took initiative to improve
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>>2326215
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>
>go to the dorm kitchen to get some food
>window is open, hear sounds like distand thunder or explosions, but nothing in sight, just these sounds
>Ask a friend, he said he heard it but has no idea
>Hear a fucking loud sound that resembles giant metal pieces grinding together just now
>It's 3 in the morning

Guys I'm scared, what the fuck is happening
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>>2326179
>having a mother
HAHAHA FAGGOT ;_;
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>>2326179
>melting ponies
Post it?
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>>2326180
Those ponies are so pretty.
Especially the smaller one.
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>>2326235
It's the fucking end of the world baby. 2012

maybe you should ask /x/?
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anybody streaming anything mlpg?
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New throne tomorrow fellow dwarffuckers
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>>2326215
>luna doesn't get a turn

But I wanted splotchybutt...
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>>2326235
Pinkie is outside, go chase her
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>>2326236
I am sorry anon
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>>2326235
Someone tail-ended a Pinto.

The Jaws of Life were employed to rescue the riders.
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>>2326197
eh, I don't plan to do writing in any professional capacity. I think improving my literacy will come in very useful in life, but in that case it's all about skills and not about achievements, so honestly I'm happy it'll all die. For now, if I can have fun and let a few thousand people enjoy a story that's awesome.
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help with this cheese legs.
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>>2326271
is she anthro?
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Anyone got anymore coloring requests?

Also, I'll be saving those drawing requests for when I get my tablet next week on my birthday.
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>>2326223
Reminds me of Jetfire and Mumbles.

>>2326242
I'm reading the Rarity versus the Toaster story. I can't help but imagine Rarity flailing about in her room with a toaster jammed on her hoof.
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>>2326111
It was good man

Nice and short

I kind of want to see an episode with a renaissance fair now, that should be kawaii as fuck
>>
>tfw most drawfags or writefags are mopey self-deprecating douches
>the one who aren't put themselves on a pedestal and are deaf to any criticism
>there is no middle ground
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>>2326293
He doesn't know about Sparkler and Metals
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>>2326293
You can become the middle ground!
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>>2326271
>anthro

pls go
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>>2326293
>SB and GG are polar opposites
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>>2326293
I don't think I'm that bad
I mean I think my stuff is shit but I don't go around parading about it for attention
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>>2326293
Why don't you become that middleground then anon?
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>>2326293
>mopey

I'm only like that about my writing, honestly. If you played vidya or something with me you could tell the difference readily.

Well, if I ever used voice chat anyway.
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>>2326293
>tfw I would be part of that middle ground if I could draw
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>>2326252
Okay, here's what I don't get.

Stannis is the one with the legitimate claim to the throne. Renly isn't, but he's at least next in line.

Why the fuck is ROBB still fighting? I mean, Independence from an unlawful king? Rengence? Whatever the reason, it seems more logical to have helped Stannis claim his rightful throne than to engage in whatever stupidity he was doing.

and i just finished clash of kings so that's where I'm at
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>>2326293

The middle ground is in my butt
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>>2326293
*isn't
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>>2326317
oh goddamnit fuck off 4chan x, that makes me look like an attention whore, completely ruining the point of that post!
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>>2326315
SB puts himself on a pedestal?
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>>2326282
no.
but fuck im seeing it now.
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>>2326179
>melting ponies
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>>2326326
stop that Rose
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>>2326197
English is not my mother language, so it's great to practice with more complicated lingo and elaborated phrases
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>>2326254
>implying this is about what you want

you'll spend a week in Shining's butt and like it.
if it's any consolation, there will be no dicks or semen for the duration
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>>2326324
Revenge and independence.
Stanis reject his alliance.
>>
sentenal still here?
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>>2326335
sorry should have said ross instead of gg
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>>2326345
meant to quote >>2326325
>>
what happened to >pls go anyway?
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>>2326254
>>2326254
see >>2324965
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>>2326321
Glad to hear it!
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>>2326334
Then you'd technically be lying, in a fashion.
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>>2326363

It pls went
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>>2326293
>implying there isn't.
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>>2326293
>Mopey artists
>that a.j guy
god we get it
you hate yourself
everyone does too
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>that feel when you just want the whole world to go to shit

We will create ponytown, in the ruins of what was once Reno. Gambling, booze, drugs and hookers will abound, everyone gets a cutiemark tattoo upon joining. You can be the slutty mare or the handsome stallion, anything in between. No clothes are worn, only bridles, saddles and fetish gear.

We create the real world Mad Max.
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>>2326293
I like to think im in the middle ground, though I tend to keep my name/trip off when talking about myself so as to not circklejerk myself
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>>2326368
well I'm not saying I don't attention whore sometimes
I mean I have two pictures of my OC shipped with Rainbow Dash for fuck's sake
but I only do that for fun, never with my writing
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>>2326363
People still do that? Fuck, wasn't the whole Second Life troll bit with Ralph like two or three years ago?
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>>2326340
She's got a human upper torso and arm/shoulder position/freedom of movement.

It's as anthro as that Little Miss Rarity stuff.
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>>2326382
I really wish the world would end this year. Why do I want this so much? I would sell both my arms to have the apocalypse.
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>>2326293

>I only see Ross-type and Rose-type artists
>therefore those are the only kinds of artists

Right. Just because you don't see a middle ground doesn't mean it isn't there.
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>>2326340
I like it
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>>2326401

Yeah, MLPG sometimes picks up old jokes and memes
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>>2326353
>Stanis reject his alliance.

Well, that's because it shouldn't have been an alliance. Robb should have bent his knee to the proper king. He'd have his vengeance whenever Stannis sat on the iron throne.
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>>2326293
>>2326345
rose you streaming?
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>>2326382
I want to go to there
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>“So I gotta be slut or somefin’ like you?” Flitter slurred, climbing up the coffee table.
>“Uh, excuse me?” said Cloudchaser with a tinge of anger in her voice. “I have steady on and off relationships with maybe, like, two or three colts over a period of months-“
>“SLUT SLUT SLUT SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT!”
>“Get off the table!” cried Cloudchaser.

My sides have left orbit
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>>2326409
Exactly. The really mopey depressive ones and the really arrogant ones get all the attention here.

The plain, boring one's slip through the cracks.
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>>2326324
Because his dad got executed, her sisters are hostages and someone on King's Landing tried to murder Bran

The last time a Stark got executed, Robert's Rebellion happenned

You don't fuck with the North
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>>2326350
but that's the best part
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>>2326424
>bent the knee
Thats the problem he is the king in the north.
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>>2326408
I really wish all the new age morons who think the world is going to end in December because they dont understand ancient Mayan culture kill themselves around Thanksgiving so I can have a peaceful Christmass
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>>2326454
>Not wanting to go on one of the World End parties in December
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>>2326441
Wait till you get to Commander Jesus' stories. They are the greetest.
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>>2326451
So he's a rebel, just like Stannis supposes.
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>that feel when your HBO got canceled so you've missed out on a shitload of Thrones

Fuck you Dish I paid your blood money
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>>2326474
>>2326451
>>2326448
>>2326424
>>2326353
>>2326324
>your fanfiction will never be discussed like this
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>>2326469

>not wanting to go to one of the World's End orgies in December

fix'd
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>>2326474
Kinda but they could be allies.
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>>2326492
I'm simultaneously happy and sad.
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>Hurricane season started yesterday

LETS DO THIS
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>>2326480
>He uses satellite!
>laughing mares
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>>2326522
YOU CUNT

YOU FUCKING CUNT 10/10 IM FROTHING WITH RAGE
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>>2326523
Well when you live on the side of a mountain getting cable costs approximately one assload of money.
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>>2326107
I don't. They think I'm wasting time on the internet all day because I immediately hide word processor and pretend to do nothing them moment they come in

Also relevant
>outright tell friends you write stories of horses having sex
>laugh with them and act like it is a joke
>they don't know you're serious
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>>2326522
reported
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>people actually like the GoT TV show
Fucking HBO are butchering everything about it
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>>2326538
I'm waiting for the next horse Batman, honest

>tfw you're hesitant to take up a name after years and years of anonimity on 4chan
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>>2326449
well then don't worry, you'll be back in Cadance soon and you can have all the Shining dick you want.
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>>2326552
i know that feel
but after my successful friendoff I believe it is time.
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>>2326541
>reporting him
It's not your fault you dicussed the most spoiler-filled show and novels recently. Like, how stupid do you have to be to read that Joffrey is poisoned at his own wedding and dies
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>>2326522
>that feel when you saw this coming a mile away

i mean come the fuck on

The Frey's have a bridge that serve as the only crossing over the Twin Rivers

Double. Crossing.

Who didn't see that coming.
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>>2326543
>people actually like TV shows
Keeping up with schedules and slogging through backlogs is such a hassle.
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>>2326522
>(Dead)

Hahaha oh you Janitor
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>>2326552
i know that feel, only use a name at other places like da/steamchat/streams cause anonymous isn't an option
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>>2326561
Plus the way Frey is characterised too

I mean, as unusual and unpredictable the plot is, it's also so damn predictable at the same time
>these characters are having a good time
>everything is going their way
>they're happy and their plans are succeeding
>GRRM is about to screw them over

It literally happens every, single, time
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Hi Pony pals.

Just popping in again to see if anyone's interested in QUEST tonight. I forgot a recommendation an anon said about using the dead horse for QUEST, like the good old days. I'll try that tonight, assuming dead horse is free.

Also thanks again Klondike if you are on. I really liked the thing you made for Friendoff. AJ's hair seems to be a bit off color, but the rest is great.
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>sbshouseofpancakes has added you to their deviantWATCH
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>anonymous is going to namefag now
it's over
mlpg is finished
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Alright, when I return I'll have your casually slutty Trixie fic darf/MLPG.

Really sorry about it taking forever.

[1]
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>>2326602
Who?
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>want to Shazbot with MLPG
>Shazbot decides now is a good time to break
>have to reinstall
Fuck this
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>>2326596
>we are literally beginning to run out of dead horses because everyone is questing and erping

huh
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>>2326552
faggot
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>>2326609
Aspirant more Rarity when?
N-not that I want to waifu Rarity or anything
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>>2326600
>sbshouseofpancakes has reblogged your photo
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>>2326609
Thanks Aspie.
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>>2326428
Wait, how were either of those me?
Anyway, I might after I cook dinner or something
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>>2326624
Tuesday is the tentative next quest night. I'm willing to change it if that causes problems for too many participants.
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>>2326600
>Pinkie Pie and Futashy.gif
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>>2326596
im in
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>>2326619
last dead horse is free
dead horse before that kinda smells and is soaked in semen, but is now free
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>>2326630
>sbshouseofpancakes has liked your photo
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>>2326619
>and erping
...Wait, what?
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>>2326596
>your quest will never receive any fanart

Maybe I should add ponies to it.
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>>2326354
Yes. I had dinner and drama just now. What is up?
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>>2326609
> casually slutty
She must have read The Ethical Slut, then.

ISBN: 1890159018
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>>2326357
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>>2326611
fags thinking they are worthy of having a name
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>>2326638
oh cool

I'm actually be able to hang with you guys there.

You mind if I bring my buddy, Big "CuntWreckerTM" Macintosh? he's a pretty cool guy
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>>2326658
>x has y'd your z
>ever

PEOPEL ARE GIVING MY WORK ATTENTION
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>>2326636
>possible Rose stream
Today has been a good day
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>>2326596
who bedazzled rance's collar
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>>2326664
You haven't been paying much attention these days have you?

Hell, TAW even started doing interactive fapfics. Just check two threads back
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>>2326492
>IABB, GOYD will never be talked about again
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>>2326638
Sure, good for me
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>>2326671

>casually slutty

I don't think this is quite the way to describe it. I think of her as being more of a lethargic slut, like "yeah, whatever."
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>>2326676
Oh fuck it's you again.
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>>2326691
Interactive fapfics are close enough for me to ignore it as just being a sex-involved Quest.
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>>2326596
I am in.
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>>2326619
Well, even if there are ERPers, I'd probably do it anyway. There's places for that sorta thing and I don't think MLPG is one of those places. My only concern would be another quester, but seeing as Aspirant isnt doing anything tonight, dead horse we go.

>>2326665
Everything can be improved with a moderate amount of pony
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What the fuck is erp anyway?
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>>2326692
It sucked dick, that's why
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>>2326609
What is the song to this?

I remember you posting it before today.
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>That feel when you have the new horse gestating right now inside your fertile mind
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>>2326696
Yes, lethargic is probably a better word, though I felt that implied something like she's too tired to give a shit rather than she just doesn't care all that much.

Regardless, I'm off!
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>>2326715
are you new to the internet sir
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>>2326559
No it's not. no one cares about you

fucking faggot
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>>2326682
>that feel

Even when it's insipidfuck252 or xxsexualdeviantxx favoriting shit or whatever, attention is attention.
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>>2326715
Erotic RolePlay
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>>2326721
WAIT FOR THE IMAGE LIMIT
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>>2326715
erotic role playing
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>>2326715
erotic roleplay
I could show you if you like~
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>>2326716
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>>2326715
Short for Erotic Role Play.
This wasn't really that, it was TAW writing a fapfic based on instructions from people sitting in a dead horse.
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>>2326715
Round-robin fapfic writing.
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>>2326719
Setting Sail/Coming Home from the Bastion Soundtrack by Darren Korb

I can't help it, I like adding music to pictures that convey things.
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>>2326738
TAW your constant talk about trying to fuck anons is just so tiring lately

It's all you do
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>>2326682
why does it feel so good
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>>2326732
>>2326736
>>2326738
Oh, well alrighty then. Glad you guys are getting your sexual needs sated at any rate.
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>>2326757
Maybe if one of us could corner him and actually take care of it he'd stop.
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>>2326765
Shut it Ponyboy
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IM SO HAPPY THE CARBONITE IS GONE
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>>2326773
>Ponyboy
EVERY FUCKING TIME
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>>2326761
>>2326728
it just doeeeees
it feels so good
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>>2326757
metals isn't anonymous
sorry I'll stop, I just like teasing you guys
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>>2326761
Because you're a human, you and everyone likes to socialize. That's why I find it weird that some anons want contributors and people in general to stay anonymous 24/7 and never adopt a name.
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>>2326777
I'M MOVIN' ON

>tfw you realize that youtube is just as good as Kinekt and an XBox for that sort of thing
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>>2326672
That's probably not even the real Ross.
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>>2326791
I'M SO HAPPY THAT IT'S OVER NOW
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>>2326786
I'll get you one day
Or maybe I already have and just don't know it
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>>2326354
Anon, are you still here?
>>
anybody here wanna talk regardless of technical understanding?
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>>2326789
>people are getting attention when I can't get any
>MUST HATE THEM

at least thats what I believe
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>>2326800
>you will never perform the Cloud City Slide with your horse friends
Put me in carbonite now, please ;_;
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>>2326791
Well yeah, they're basically exactly like the old aerobics videos, just with scoring.
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>>2326773
That's me!

>>2326786
TAW, I'd tickle your ladymanladyparts anyday.
I wouldn't actually, I'm in a relationship.
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>>2326789
I still don't get why TAW doesn't use his name.

I mean, I want him to use it so I can filter him, but I'm still confused why he doesn't.
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>that feel when unable to even look at friendoff results because you are genuinely ashamed of how your work turned out
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>>2326785
>that feel when you've become so used to praise that it's meaningless, and the slightest criticism sticks in your mind
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>>2326823
I dont know that feel yet
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>>2326823
ur a faget
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>>2326670
>What is up

NO
NO
NO

It's "What's up?"

JESUS NO ONE SAYS "WHAT IS UP"
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>>2326820
your thing was fine
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>>2326823
jog on wanker
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>>2326823
>that feel when you haven't become used to either, and the criticism ends up rendering all the praise null
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>>2326823
oh

oh i know this feel

you just have to get over it
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>>2326835
Haha I didn't even notice that. Try saying it.
It just sounds weird
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>>2326823
Yo. I know that.
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>>2326803

Yo!
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>>2326819
I still want to cling to whatever anonymity I can get. I never wanted a name, so I don't really want to wear one all the time. And any particular reason I'm a blemish on your thread experience?
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>>2326723
>>2326696
> lethargic slut
Huh. Never read anything like that.
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>>2326835
I am not shitting on you.

Well, I'm here now.
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>>2326835

I heard that post in Dane Cook's voice.

I wanna punch something now.
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Would you drink a pony's fluids?
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>>2326820
>not being inspired by the pics that are so much better than yours
>any year
i shiggidy diggidy
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>>2326856
Not that guy buy
>TAW goes anon
>there's now more people trying to call him out in a dickwaggling contest so they can say they want to fuck him
>this calling out bullshit wouldn't happen if you adopted a name

It's really boring seeing the same "I'd let you do x anon you don't even have to ask~" for the billionth time
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>>2326869
>that pic
>size of her ass

UNF every time
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>>2326869
I would get a headfull of a Berry Punch's wine-pee
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>>2326823
That's why I like to say something specific about a picture, especially pointing out details that a casual viewer might miss, rather than simply offer a vague appraisal of the whole.
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>>2326843
Maybe
But "fine" wasn't what I wanted
I wanted good, or great, something worth MLPG's time spent reading

I mean, even when now I have all the time to write, it's too late because nopone will read
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>>2326895
>nopone
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>>2326886
oh
sorry
I just want to have fun in the thread and shit, that's all!
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>>2326886
>That feel when you go anon and vary your writing styles constantly so as to never be found out

Feels good
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>>2326856
>And any particular reason I'm a blemish on your thread experience?

It's so obvious when you post that, despite all your claims to the contrary, I can't help but think that you're "attention whoring while trying not be called out for attention whoring."

That, and the people who constantly yell at you annoy the fuck outta me.

Basically, you don't add anything I enjoy to the thread. Nothing personal.
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>>2326908
>I just want to have fun in the thread and shit, that's all!
>have fun
>fun
fucking casuals
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>>2326886
don't forget "mrow~" and "unf"
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>>2326895
Don't be such a whiner. If you didn't get anything worth listening to outside of a "fine," then take that as a sign that it wasn't good enough. Write better next time and really rock their socks with you work.
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>>2326921
go to bed Nasse
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>>2326869

>"NO I WILL NOT DRINK YOUR "FLUIDS," AND YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING ANY OF THIS ALE UNTIL IT'S READY! NORDIC BREWING TAKES TIME AND PATIENCE!"
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>>2326931
Damn, feels really good.
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>>2326921
Ok I think you are being paranoid.

I post with a name all the time, but no one has ever been able to call me out as anon.

Except once. Not sure how they pulled that off
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>>2326921
Hey anon, who am I?
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>>2326940
Anon.
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>>2326940

Ross
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>>2326940
Sup GG
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>>2326949

Ooh, you're good...!
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>>2326923
well I'm pretty sure there's some bias to that
in that you obviously only notice me when I'm noticable and don't notice me when I'm not

shit, I've had multiple concurrent conversations in the thread where people *would* have called me out as being the same guy if they'd have noticed, and they didn't, so yeah. Obviously you only see me when you see me, otherwise you wouldn't know it was me.
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>>2326929
>people compliment your entry

>"RAH THEY'RE JUST LYING TO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD THEY ACTUALLY HATE IT THEY'RE JUST BIASED ETC"

I wish I could be happy.
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>>2326939
>one guy in the thread who will always try to call me out if he's online
>when he's offline I have to dramatically change my writing style so no one knows it's me intentionally getting MLPG to talk about feminism and being bugsanon
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>>2326928
I actually basically never say unf and have pretty much stopped saying mrow because of how obvious it it
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What the fuck is this and why did I save it.
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>>2326600

sbs adding you to his deviantwatch means nothing, hell he added dafty for fucks sake
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>>2326949
>>2326950
>>2326953
no_
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>>2326957
>being bugsanon
You are the worst of the worst
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>>2326966
when I see a lone unf I usually think darf, not you
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>>2326929
Maybe.
I suppose the reason I'm so pissed is because I know I could have done better if things didn't get in the way, and I'm really pissed I didn't just throw away some IRL commitments when it turns out I wanted this more than anything
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new horse when
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>>2326955
Okay.

I still wish you'd use a name.
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>>2326970
>not following Dafty
His art makes me laugh so hard
>>
>tfw you've been called Ross, Cease, Unity, Faceless, TAW, Texanon, and even Terse
>tfw you've never used a name to begin with
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>>2326986
anon pls go
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>>2326966
>I actually basically never say unf

Good, unf is reserved for me and my love of chubby pone.

That Mrs. Cake... UNF
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I miss /co/ you guys.
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>>2326986

Shut up, Rosceasunifactawxanerse
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>>2326986
>tfw Britfag
>constantly called out as Hoppip, Terse, Kierz or Reuniclus
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>>2326984
I don't wanna use a name though. I'm fine with people talking about my work, but I don't really want to be a thing in and of myself. Obviously I've completely failed at that, but I don't want to make it worse!
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>>2326995
its ok, we can still be /co/ here

Toonami and junk tonight
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>>2326956
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
I might just be a tad sensitive to the matter since he probably got more responses to his work than I did and that would make it look like I was "losing" at writing.
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>>2327001
You don't even try and hide it though
You say you like anonymity but you don't take steps to attain it.
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>>2326985

I've said this a few times before, but I always imagine Dafty sounds like this:

>high-pitched, cartoony voice
>he screams everything. EVERYTHING.
>he slowly reaches out to touch your face when he talks to you
>gunfire and screaming always accompany the sound of his voice, even if there's no obvious source for them.

Like Bozo the clown on a Coke binge in Detroit.
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>>2326986
I don't think most of the people who do call-outs are actually serious.


Like, say "shit"? GUESS YOU MUST BE FACELESS!

"Twidash" TAW PLZ GOOOOO!!!

Have an opinion outside the mainstream? >TERSE
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>>2326995
Lots of them are jerks.

But storytimes are awesome. Currently reading a Justice League post.
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>>2326685
Oh, gosh.
I guess I might warn you now that it may just me playing Bastion really badly for a while or something.
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>>2327013
But you heard his voice yesterday in that video I linked you!
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>>2327012
Anon, quit being a douche.
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>>2327010
If wishes were ponies we'd all be in cuddle heaven
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>>2327013
Is it vocaroo time?
I want to know how MLPG sounds
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>>2327015
Serious or not, getting called Terse?

It was awful.
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW HOOOOOOOOOOORSE

>>2327019
>>2327019
>>2327019
>>2327019
>>2327019
>>2327019
>>2327019
>>2327019
>>2327019
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>>2327013

And it was just as I imagined it.
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>>2327020
Why can't it be you playing Amnesia really badly for a while?
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>>2327012
that's part of my scheme to hide it
there are some things I can't be anonymous while talking about, so I intentionally make it a little more obvious, so that people aren't on edge to catch me the rest of the time. And it works.
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>>2327020
>implying I didn't watch Terse do the exact same
>implying I don't still remind him that he was so bad but it was >fun all the same
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>>2327039
because I don't like my heart hurting from constant fear
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>>2327024

I missed. Meant to link this >>2327038
to you.
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>>2327020
How far along are you?
Done any of the "Proving Ground" missions?
>>
how do I make firefox not be slow
it keeps freezing when opening the archive or a full thread
and don't say install botnet unless there are addons for it that allow image-drag saving, automatic save locations based on image's url, and abp with youtube ad blocking
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>>2327044
>implying
You're almost as obvious as Terse in everything you post
You shouldn't have that attitude
You should be trying to be anon all the time unless it's relevant to the thread, people needing you or a contribution
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>>2327052
But you'll have us with you! Nothing tones down a spooky game like company.
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>>2327035
Hey would you look at that, new horse

I'll keep an eye on this horse for later use. If we play, we'll do it in 20-30 minutes
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>>2327061
Is Chrome faster? You are loading like 200 some-odd images when you do that
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>>2327060
oh my god, the only one I'm decent in is the bow and arrow. everything else, I'm impatient and just want to left-click to death.
I'm sure watching me play will be painful to people who are used to playing video games.
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>>2327084
I don't know
I've heard firefox is memory intensive and I only have 4GB
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>>2327071
I used to do that, it doesn't work. Or rather, the effort I'd need to put into making it work is more than I'm willing to put in. These threads are for fun, not a PR exercise.
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>>2327061
>image-drag saving, automatic save locations based on image's url


oh lawd I gotta get me some of that
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>>2327092
But you played Quake! You have to be somewhat decent, right?
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>>2327012
Yeeeaaaahh, gonna have to agree with this guy.

>>2327001
>Obviously I've completely failed at that, but I don't want to make it worse.

..because you're either being stupid or disingenuous

oh wait

>>2327044
>there are some things I can't be anonymous while talking about, so I intentionally make it a little more obvious, so that people aren't on edge to catch me the rest of the time. And it works.

SO HOW ABOUT YOU GRAB A NAME WHEN TALKING ABOUT THOSE THINGS?

You said before that you never make what you say obvious, it's just how you talk, and you're not going to change that to avoid being called out. Fucking liar.

You're an attention whore without the name, because you think, for god knows what reason, that if you don't have a name you can't be an attention whore.
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>>2327092
But that's half the >fun
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>>2327102
>capitalise and punctuate your sentence
Immediately less obvious

>don't talk about TwiDash in that same post
Basically invisible

>don't mention you want to fuck an anon in still the same post
Wait who the fuck are you?
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>>2327135
Pretty much this.

Also, if you don't actually want to fuck me, don't act all coy about it. That makes you almost as bad as MT.

Christ, you even spam tildes like her.
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>>2327128
gosh anon, it's almost like people's opinions change over time! Imagine that.
Regardless, I think by this point I've earned a name, and I don't really care if you disagree.

>>2327135
See, I do do those things, in the vast majority of my posts. And you don't know it's me, or you wouldn't suggest it, so it's clearly working.
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>>2327180
>See, I do do those things, in the vast majority of my posts. And you don't know it's me, or you wouldn't suggest it, so it's clearly working.
Then why oh why do you stop doing it for extended periods of time except to gain attention?
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>>2327180
>Regardless, I think by this point I've earned a name, and I don't really care if you disagree.


are you fucking serious

that's what I've been fucking saying

so take one already
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>>2327202
Because a lot of the time people actually do have questions for me, and I don't want to stop them from being able to ask them.
I mean shit, I've just gotten finished writing a 3700 word interactive story for you guys /because some guy asked me to/ because I made myself more obvious. If you still think that doing that was a mistake then you're not my target audience anyway!

>>2327207
But I don't want a name! I'm fine with being called out when people have questions, but I don't want to show myself off. I'd rather do it passively, not actively.
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Dear god, would the lot of you shut the fuck up and leave the ded horse be? You're arguing in circles, and neither side is any closer to understanding, or in fact WANTING to understand the other. All you're doing is creating bad goddamn vibes.
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>>2327230
People always ask "X are you around?"

DO THAT
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>>2327261
then that shits up the thread with pointless queries!

There's no particularly great solution to this, I realise. Does it really affect you THAT badly if you can sometimes tell who I am?
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>rag bitch moan
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>>2327282
You were on about the thread being fun

Your blatant presence, and the pandering those who want to circlejerk with you and call you out, for some odd reason, detracts from that fun

I actually don't give a flying fuck either way, I just like arguing for a side
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>used a name while non-contributing shitposter
>become anon and started contributing

I think I might have reversed it up a bit...
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>>2327306
Which one is TAW?
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Ok, I'm going to QUEST here in a little bit. You guys can continue to do....whatever it is you're doing, but I'm just letting you know I'm going to be here too, doing my thing.
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>>2327328
Rarity of course.
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>>2327338
I was going to say the other way around, but that's beside the point.

It's the directionless bickering.
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>>2327338
SLUT
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>>2327308
well, honestly, while the overwhelming majority of the thread is fine with what I do I'm going to keep doing it. Everybody has a few people who hate them and I wouldn't want to be an exception. I can understand if you think my 38 full stories and (I think) about two dozen shorts (totalling to about 260k words) isn't enough to justify Some Things You Don't Like, but I'm going to have to accept that.
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>>2327356
I like you TAW.
We should do that Twilight thingy sometime...
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>>2327356
>all those contributions
>ask you to take up a name because of it
>you refuse to do so
Don't flap them in my face if that's your attitude

I'm just saying, it's going to happen - the general hates the repetition of things. Just look at >rape and more recently >some cry. Soon the general will tire of your constant sex talk because that is literally all you do
You don't even come close to discussing the show, save for how Twilight would fuck Dash and the reasons why
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>>2327356
>38 full stories and (I think) about two dozen shorts (totalling to about 260k words
Not that guy, but come on TAW, now you just sound like a wanker
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>>2327388
Except /I do/, I take part in almost every show discussion you see. I just do so anonymously.
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Oh my god.

SHUT.

THE FUCK.

UP.
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>>2327388
>bitching about sex talk in MLPG

I used to dislike it, but you can't do anything about it.
Deal with it or get the fuck out.
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>>2327418
Which is why that anon asked ever so nicely for him to take up a name so he can filter

I don't care either way, like I said. I just enjoy playing double's advocate

>>2327388
Well that may be the case, but the general won't know that it is you, do they? They only see you as the image we've just been discussing. Take up a name you colossal faggot
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>>2327469
man okay fine
at least until people shout at me for it then I'll backpedal and take it back off probably
but regardless I'll do that tomorrow because it's way too late and I need to catch some sleep
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>>2327494
Just try it for a week, okay?
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>>2327494
Like I said, disregard everything I've said this entire debacle

I only do it because I enjoy a debate or argument. Do whatever the fuck you want - I don't care, I was just putting across an opinion that some undoubtedly share, particularly that other anon here
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>>2327330

Last time on Two Down, Three To Go Quest

>Discussed the situation with Luna and 5 of the Mane 6.
>The guards informed you all that the two mindless ponies were found together in Foggy Bottom Bog, same as Celestia
>Agreed that is probably the best place to start looking for clues, possibly even Rarity.
>Conferred with the others and discussed what supplies you will all need for the journey ahead
>You were all able to get everything wanted, except you couldnt get any decent clothes and the guards couldnt spare any weapons.
>Mostly satisfied with your new supplies, you talk with the others on what to do next
>Dash wanted to charge on ahead and get things going, but Applejack wanted everyone to rest for a while
>It was brought to a vote and Applejack's caution won over Dash's hot head
>Angry, Dash flew out the window with her supplies. No one was able to stop here
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>>2327534
well thanks for wasting my time I guess
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Previous quests: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/General%20Archive/Rusty%20Quest.html
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>>2327552
Hardly, think of it as practise when you have to deal with someone else or me again
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>>2327544
You are Rusty Shackleford, a human who has found himself lost in Equestria with no memory of himself or his past.

Currently, you are sitting against a wall in a guest room in the Canterlot palace. With you are Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash just flew out the window in a huff and the bunch of you feel that something bad is going to happen to her.

Your supplies for the journey to Foggy Bottom Bog are strewn about on the floor in a rough organization. Its sweltering hot outside, with only a little merciful breeze coming in the window.

What do you do?
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>>2327587
She has kinda left us with no choice. I vote to go now regardless.
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>>2327587
we can't just let her go on her own, gather the supplies and go after her
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You pick yourself up and go to your backpack, going over it and quickly stuffing everything you need inside.

"What are you doing Rusty?" Twilight asks, concerned.

"I'm going after her. Can't just let her go off on her own."

The others all exchange looks with each other. Applejack sighs heavily and goes over to her pack, following your lead.

"Dang it," She gripes, strapping on some of the gold armor she was given. "We'll just ahve to be careful out there."

You and the rest of the ponies finish packing and suiting up. By the time you all finish, all the ponies are fully geared up in heavy armor, making you feel like commander leading a troop into a very strange war.

You roll up the heavy cloak you were given. Its too hot to wear it. Its about mid day.

"Is everyone all set?" Twilight asks, fiddling with her helmet and getting her horn to fit.
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>>2327972
lets roll out
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>>2327972
Confirm that you are. Mention that we don't know how to get to the Bog.

I feel like Frodo asking Gandalf what direction to go at the beginning of the journey.
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>>2327972
Ask a guard if there is anything they can use for an energy boost that will last them a few hours.
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>>2328261
drink the elixir
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"I'm all set. Do you where Foggy Bottom Bog is?"

"Yes," Twilight nods. "We've been there before. We should probably be able to get there before dark, I think."

"Lets roll out!" Pinkies shouts and the five of you filed out of the room, fully packed.

You all drudge down the hall, the armor of the ponies clinking together loudly. Twilight's seems to be a bit big on her. Fluttershy looks like she's struggling with the weight a little, but is keeping pace with everyone. Pinkie is still hopping around despite the armor. Only she and Applejack seem to have not trouble. As you go you pass by some guards. Seeing your party all gussied up they give a salute, probably out of respect or good luck and it makes you smirk.

There isnt any fanfare or princess waiting for you at the entrance hall. In fact, the place is mostly desolant with the heavy large doors open to bring in cool air. So you all leave the palace in silence. You all walk out into the courtyard and leave for Canterlot proper when you notice Twilight has lagged behind, looking back at the castle.
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>>2328306
Tell her everything will be fine.
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>>2328342
And then everyone suddenly disappears.
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"Twilight?" You go over to her.

"Huh?" She turns around, looking a little confused. "Oh, sorry. I was just thinking aobut something."

"Everything is going to be fine, Twilight." You try to be as reassuring as possible. She smiles up at you.

"I know. Thanks. Come on, lets catch up to the others."

You and Twilight reach the others, who have stopped by the front gate and are talking. Applajack looks at the two of you.

"Everything ok?"

"Yeah, everything's ok," You reassure her. "What's up here?"

"We were just talking about if there's anyplace in Canterlot we might want to swing by before you go. Any ideas?"
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>>2328472
OK, I STILL want a non-pony creature to assist us. I strongly recommend recruiting Zecora. Plus her knowledge in herbs and medicines is invaluable
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>>2328472
Unless there's a group of professional pony finders we can hire I can't think of anything. Then again, I've never been here before and don't know the city.
You're jerking us around. Should we stay or go?
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>>2328498
getting zecora seems like it would involve going way out of our way, and we don't want to waste too much time before getting to the bog
>>2328472
nothing comes to mind
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>>2328498
We don't have time to get Zecora.
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>>2328635
>>2328562
OK, disregard my post, I just have a bad feeling about this.

I still can't believe there is not a single non-pony creature in Cantorlot.
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>>2328703
but there is one
rusty
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>>2328726
We're doomed
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>>2328472
Tell them that we know nothing about this city, but if they can think of anything or anyone here that could help us, then we should go find it.
FUCK! You want us to bring Shining Armor, don't you?
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>>2328807
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"I can't think of anything else," Twilight says

"Well," You say, thinking about Celestia and the others. "I still think maybe we should find some....non ponies. Whatever happened to Celestia and those guards can probably happen to all of you and I think we should cover all out bases."

"I guess that makes sense," Apllejack says. "Do you know any non ponies in Canterlot that would help us, Twilight?"

"Uhhh," Twilight grimaces. "I can't think of anyone. Anyway besides, whats to say that whatever is causing this wouldn't do the same to a griffon? Or to you Rusty, for that matter?"

"Huh," That didn't really occur to you. "I guess you have a point."

No one else had any more suggestions, so you all made your way to the south side of town. You get more then a few gawkers, watching you parading down the street with four heavily armored mares. But no one hassles you and make it to the edge of the city shield without incident.

[cont]
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[cont]

A lot of the buildings here are mostly demolished. Most of the ponies that were watching your group have kept a fearful distance.

"So how do we get out?" You ask, looking up at the glowing shield. Its just like the one you saw underground.

"Just walk through." Twilight explains. The other three ponies strut through the glimmering magic and come out the other side. "This kind of magic is designed so that things can get out easy, but hard for things to get in."

"Ok then," You say, thinking about before and how easy you were able to get in from underground. You follow Twilight out and pass through with no problem. You and the others are on a large road. Down it the terrain slopes downward and from up here you can see things level out and some sparse trees beyond.
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>>2329004
Ask Fluttershy if she can fly above us and keep an eye out for Rainbow Dash.
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>>2329004
Travel in the direction that we saw Dash fly.
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"If we follow this road, we should be in the Bog in a matter of hours," Twilight explains as you all walk along. "With any luck, Dash is going along the same way as us and we'll see her."

""Fluttershy, I have an idea." You say to the yellow pony. "Maybe you could fly above us and see if you can spot Dash as we go?"

"I....I guess I can try," Fluttershy mumbles. She unfurls her wings and tries to get off the ground. She struggles for a bit, her weight shifting awkwardly as she gets up a few feet. But eventually she's high up above you and follows along by air.

As you all walk down the steep road, trees start to crop up along the terrain, getting steadily taller and fuller as you come down in elevation. Pinkie Pie tries to pass the time with some games but Twilight and Applejack both seem distant.
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>>2329225
Ask Pinkie Pie if she knows any tricks to help keep those two awake.
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>>2329225
Indulge Pinkie, but stay focused.
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"Pinkie, know any good games at keeping people awake?" You say, noticing how quite Applejack and Twilight are. The two of them had been journeying like this for who knows how long getting to Canterlot.

"Yup!" Pinkie says, hopping along as her her armor clangs loudly. "Eye spy with my little eye....something blue!"

"Is it Dash?" Twilight says, snapping her head around.

"Nope!"

"Is it the water over there?" Applejack says, nodding to a stream off in the distance.

"Nope!"

The ponies indulge in the guessing game for a while and you make good time. Eventually things start to get more swampy. The road is no longer paved this far down and Canterlot is quickly becoming smaller on the horizon.

"Ok Pinkie, I give it up, what is it?" Applejack asks.

"The sky!" Pinkie giggles.

Both Twilight and Applejack groan loudly, but everyone seems in good spirits. Applejack reaches into her saddle bag for a moment and rummages around.

"Aww shoot! Does anyone have any water?"
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>>2329725
"Well there is that stream."
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>>2329725
Fuckaluckadingdong.
I thought water was included with food.
There was a stream nearby. If we're not too far past it, go back to it. If we are too far, try to find another one.
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>>2329725
...I thought the guards packed food AND water.

IT'S COMMON SENSE. Uhhg, forget it, lets head to a stream. Hopefully we won't die from some parasite
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>>2329725
>guards in charge of remembering water
to the stream it is
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Hey Ross, try eyes like this, proportionally.
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Hey pony pals. I know we were questing, but I'm ded and I wasnt expecting 4chan to take such a long snooze. Thanks for playing. We'll continue Friday.

Good news is that my summer term is starting soon, so I'll have off fridays, so we can do this three times in a row.

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