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MLP General

Pony should pony edition.
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>rape
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>rape
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Oh god, just imagining Big Mac makes me go KIMOCHIIIIIII OOKI BIG MAC-NO CHINCHIIIIIN
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>>2303468
Man I love classic faun paintings, and old greek and roman myths based around fauns and satyrs. So carefree and magical and still pretty strange and depraved at times.

And uh, lots of nymph rape?
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ASPIRANT!

We still doing Rarity Quest tonight @ 11:00?
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>>2303624
>mfw
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>>2303657
>>2303658
u wot m8
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So when does Big Mac start talking like this again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv4iipBnJ2c
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>>2303657
...is it just me or is that thumbnail fucked up?
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Do guys care about the looks of someone giving them blowjobs?

I want to know how much of chance an ugly fatty like me has of becoming slutty mare.
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>>2303657
WOW

THAT

SURE WAS AN ODD COINCIDENCE.
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>>2303648
Don't do that. There's enough sad sacks around here already.
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>>2303657
>>2303658
What an interesting error
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Did that faggot from /v/ watch RoH yet? I should be in bed already but I want to hear his judgment.
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>going from tomorrow to yotsuba b
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>>2303649
>KIMOCHIIIIIII OOKI BIG MAC-NO CHINCHIIIIIN
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>rap
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2x5PZKCf1E
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>>2303624
But I want pony to pony _me_
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>>2303658
You can never go wrong with nymph rape
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>>2303657
>>2303658
this reminds me of the ancient greek myth where Apollo was trying to rape with one woman. She called out to the rest of the gods for help.

So they turned her into a tree. Problem solved.
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>>2303680
the thing I don't like about that theme is that 4chan X's quote pyramids get lighter every time you go up the tree, the text just gets unreadable
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>>2303658
Satyrs are pretty awesome. I'll go on record here by saying they're my favorite mythical creature.
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>>2303680

>not using the classic Burichan
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>>2303693
Greek gods were awesome
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>>2303504
Ever drawn Billie you mean? Nnnnope.
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>chaperoning for field trip
>watching Tangled on a charter bus
>the stallion gives me a boner
>surrounded by children
This is all your fault MLPG
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>>2303682
Is down for maintenance.
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>>2303709
do it
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>>2303678
Hes lost in the ponies now.
We should have ignored his request, we should have known this would happen.
We broke a man today, MLPG.
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>>2303693
You mean Apollo and Daphne, where Cupid is being a cunt?
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>>2303656
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAzFhkeBWHU
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>>>/v/141554243
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>>2303715
He's already roleplaying as "Princess Duskshine Sparkle" on Ponychan

nice going guys
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>>2303693
>Implying I would not rape that tree.
They even make sap, natures lube.
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>>2303682
Twilight Sparkle never got to meet poor Leth.
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>>2303693
I remember all those rape stories. Good times. I would totally worship gods if they were huge dicks like that.
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>>2303720
man, I need to remember that one musicians name... Costello and the Loaf or something?
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>>2303687
Anon X Pone
Best
Fucking
Ship
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>>2303673
I know but I'm afraid of feeling good about what I do I guess because I know there's better. That also inspires me to try to get better too though, at least in theory.
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>>2303710
Just the word "stallion" is enough to get me to half-mast these days
Fuck all of you. Like seriously, fuck you all.
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>>2303624
So when will Cheerlie be able to walk in a straight line again after this
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>>2303678
Yeah I'm here unfortunately. Was that DeLancy or whoever? Q? Because they were similar

It was actually...pretty good. Discord was MVP by far and >that sad moment with Twilight giving up hope
BUT THE SHOW IS STILL FOR AUTIST FAGGOTS AND OH GOD IM WATCHING THEM ALL AGAIN AREN'T I THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING

I just got back and saw you queers discussion Dota 2
>casual LoL players
>in my Dota


Fucking
see you autists tomorrow I guess
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>>2303734
Well, you really had no other option
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>>2303710
Maximus does have a nice ass.

Just wait until Brave though.
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>>2303717
I only remembere some of it. I know plenty of myths, but mainly just the cliffnotes version


Also when are any of them not being a cunt?
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>>2303741
When she's stuck with Big Mac.
"Stuck".
That means she's his cock-sleeve.
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>>2303743
RUN WHILE YOU CAN
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>>2303740
>the word "mare" and "heat" give you a boner

it hurts to live
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>>2303743
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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>>2303649
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9s_-Kx5oV9Y
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/This%20Day%20VoxProg1.mp3

Snippet of vocals from the song. PLEASE let me know if
• Volume
• Mixing/EQ
• Pitch
• just straight-up Quality
Need to be improved (and if so, how).
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>>2303743

>these supposed ecstatic reactions to watching the show for the first time

Not buying it bro.

I call fake.
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>>2303743
Yup, that was De Lancie who played Q. The magic snap sound effect was almost identical as well.
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>>2303687
>Alright, anon. We're going to pony you! Are you READY?
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>>2303765
>you will never feel that happiness again like when you watched your first pony
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>>2303743
>Playing MOBAs at all

Slackjawed faggot
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>>2303765

He's not watching it for the first time. He just stopped watching the show before season 2 aired.
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>>2303768
>that applejack

tripping balls yo
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>>2303717
So did anyone else beside me really get into mythology after playing Age of Mythology. I remember they had this huge encyclopedia on the stories of both the mythical units and historical ones. Pedantic learning at its best.
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>>2303734
>>2303693
My favorite bizarre Greek sex story is Leda and the swan. Religious cultures just don't have fucked up magical sex stories like they used to, man.
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>>2303753
>know this feel
>live in rural texas
>both of those words are common
I work register at a feed supply depot
kill me
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We Friend-Off yet?
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>>2303743
>Was that DeLancy or whoever? Q? Because they were similar

Yup. Pretty much just playing Q of a different name. Its great. Not to mention the Star Wars ending

Also

>talking about video games
>Leaves

oh /v/, you so silly
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>>2303768
>Estrusatwork.png
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>>2303743
Yeah, that was Q.
I actually rewatched RoH this morning and that end scene where she gets all her "lessons" sent back still makes me feel.
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>that feel when you look at your history

>and you can obviously tell when you were writing clopfiction

>terms like "mare vagina" "female orgasm" and "horse pheromones" are consistently googled
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>>2303768
Well these aren't very impre-
>applejack
FUCK
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>>2303765
This is the guy who came here looking for Weaver after it got linked in the /v/ thread a couple hours ago

He used to be in MLPG January 2011
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>>2303786
WE WILL NEVER HAVE THE FRIENDOFF
LETH DIED
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>>2303763
Did you read the previous thread?

Someone asked to keep in show bit around "Shining armour, I'll be there very soon" - you know, the bits where there's the whistling as the mincart goes down the spiral and the bells come on
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>>2303687
Ponies aren't real. They can't pony you. They can't know you exist.

They can't have thoughts or feelings. They can't hug and cuddle. They can't do anything because they simply aren't.

Pone is only in your mind and my mind, and in other peoples minds

It's fiction anon
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>>2303737
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n3MbVoLYns
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>>2303768
>mfw
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>>2303782
>Leda and the Swan
Oh zeus...
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>>2303763
the vox seem a little forward in the mix to me. really like the harmony you've got going on. eq seems well balanced. maybe just lower the volume on the vocals a little bit and it will be good.

this is all opinion, of course.
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>>2303740
Yeah, me too. But I like it.
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>>2303783

>feed store
>two horse owners are discussing breeding
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>>2303720
oh so this is how you music
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>>2303649
This is just too pathetic to pass up.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08hXSG55E8o
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>>2303782

>Religious cultures just don't have fucked up magical sex stories like they used to, man.

They don't need them when they've got all the crazy wonders of female circumcision in real life.
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>>2303812
>Sister rides horses as a hobby
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>you will never be double penetrated by fit, strong human men who love and cherish you and your pony body and want to bring you as much pleasure as possible
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>>2303768
Why is it everytime I see this picture, the first thing I think of is "I'd fight all of them." ?
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>>2303743
I wonder how long he will last before he cracks and starts jerking off to ponies.
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>>2303800
on the other hand they can't have a free will either. It's not like they are ever going to care.
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>>2303791
>>2303768
Fuck, I wish to be raped by those crazy ponies.
I want them to go back to normal after they've been satisfied and realize with horror what they've done.
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>>2303782
And not just a swan. Zues would take a variety of forms.

Like a lion.

or a "golden shower."
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>>2303783
>live in rural texas
I'm going to every feed supply depot to talk to about my mares in heat, now. Excessively. I will find you, Anon.
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>>2303812
>tfw MLPG has educated you to their level.
>You understand everything they are saying.
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>>2303822
>girl you know pretty good is moving and selling her pony
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>>2303824
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>>2303798
Has anyone tried emailing him?
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>>2303763
0:55-1:03 is hard to hear lyrics. Volume of music is kicking kind of too loud.
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>>2303835
Oh come on, that golden shower was so he could get in the room. A literal shower of gold

NOT WHAT YOU'RE IMPLYING
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>>2303831
unf
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>>2303845
>emailing someone without Internet
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>>2303824
Then stop hanging around in MLPG.
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>>2303824
LYRA FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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>>2303812
I browse MLPG on my laptop at work some times
It's an experience, I tell you what.
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>>2303825

Klondike pls draw Black Knight pone/dog/insert species here

How stoked are you for the DLC?
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THREE AND A HALF HOURS UNTIL NEXT HAMBURGER TIME, FELLOW HORSEFUCKERS.
THAT WILL BE THREE HAMBURGER TIMES MISSED IN A ROW.
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>>2303822
>Own a pony
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>>2303831
>you will never be traumatised by horse rape
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>>2303799
I haven't read much of it, really, no. Problem is, I kind of already bastardized that part with a very different segment... I mean, I'll be singing those lyrics, but that instrumental bit in the minecart? Completely different. Ohshit, how do I do this...?
>>2303810
Noted, will fix in next progress.
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>tfw you have a girl on Facebook who owns three literal ponies
>she posts pictures of them regularly
>try not to fap every time

I want to fuck a horse
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>>2303763
Man, I love your voice.
Levels seem good to me, there wasn't anything that seemed to jarring or too hidden, but I don't really have an ear for these things.

If I had to have a complaint, it would be that the vocals seem a little rushed.
Not just fast, which they obviously have to be, but like they were a little too fast for you to be able to handle clearly.

It wasn't anything distracting or anything, and I only noticed it because I was looking for flaws, so it is entirely possible that it is all in my imagination, I would trust your judgement here over mine honestly. It might not even be something that is physically possible to change.
Feel free to ignore all that
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>>2303772
Oh god, I watched the show just about a year ago. That was before I knew about all the fandom shit. Magical times.
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>>2303835
Stiff breeze? Pregnant by Zeus.
Cloud? Zeus.
Bull? Zeus.
A cock/rooster? Zeus.
That guy from across the hall that looks at you funny? His neighbor is Zeus and you are now pregnant with his kid.
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>>2303825
Well, you're not going to be taken down by a bunch of tiny PONIES. Thats pathetic. Aint no punk ass bitch
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>relative owns horses
>considering visiting so I can draw them

>they are very large and terrifying and I'm too scared to go
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>>2303860
Look at that vag, how'd she get all wet?
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>>2303860
>"HEY! BILLY! COME OVER HERE AND SEE WHAT THAT FAGGOT-BOY IS LOOKIN' AT ON THEM THERE INTERNETS!"
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>>2303871
Only because you can't rape the willing
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>>2303859
It wasn't me this time.
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>>2303799
It's this part, for reference
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>>2303873
you are not healthy
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>>2303818
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>>2303868
I own one by proxy.
My sister owns one technically.
____________________________________________________________________________________________________
________________________I hate horses.
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>>2303782
the minotaur legend, the queen had sex with a bull,she's my heroine
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>>2303873
haha, it's the same thing here. She even posts videos of them and is selling them now and everything.
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Leth...
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>>2303763
Why is your voice so pretty? I want it inside of me via ears
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>>2303856
I don't have a ticker giving me live updates on the going ons of the general
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>>2303891
It must have been that disgusting Fluttershy again.
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>>2303863
I'm not. I haven't even beat the game yet. Also perhaps later
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>>2303837
GOOD FUCKING LUCK
There's less than 7000 people in town and we're one of six feed stores
You'll be in hundreds of uncomfortably warm shops with AUTHENTIC WESTERN WOOD PANELING that all smell like hay and have rope hanging from every wall.
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>>2303830
>implying that you have a free will
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>>2303855
>>2303831
I'm adding this to my "list".
If I find myself confident enough to try and arouse people, I'll give it a shot eventually.
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>>2303743
SOON
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>Leth is pulling a Tex and will never come back
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>>2303899
well, she was kinda driven crazy I think because gods again. Or just very horny.
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>>2303905
>live updates
>implying we haven't been lamenting his loss of internet for three days
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>>2303800
Reality is so cruel.
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>>2303817

You're doing it all wrong. You gotta go more like...


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KPjcTzD75w
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>>2303907
Nope.
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>>2303921
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>>2303900
You know, if MLPG pooled its cash we could probably buy a horse and some stable space...

And we do have at least one user who has said that he fucks horses on the regular...
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>>2303939
>Nachos
Party at Nachos's house?
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>>2303930
:V
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>>2303925
Driven crazy
FOR BULL DICK
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So, did we just hit that part of the day where everyone is starting to get really horny, or is it just like 3 people?
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>>2303921
Leth is dead

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mun-6GQGL4Y
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>>2303925
It's was a mix of both
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>>2303817
>>2303930
Goddammit, MLPG
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>>2303926
All I've seen are people lamenting that he's ded and cracking jokes about it
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>>2303930
>Otherwise, you sound like a faggot
thatsthejoke.jpg
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>>2303953
MLPG is horny 89% of the time.
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>>2303969
>implying he didn't know that
THAT WAS HIS JOKE.JPG
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>>2303910

>Haven't even beaten Gwyn yet

GET TO IT YOU MOTHERFUCKER

tfw the first time I beat Gwyn

I'd died multiple times and so pussied out and summoned a phantom to help me

Mad dash for the fog wall

YOU HAVE BEEN INVADED

Invader kicks the arse of my phantom buddy, figure I'll be next.

He relents and doesn't attack me. Instead he runs to the fog wall and points at it repeatedly

ok.jpg

I proceed to beat Gwyn by myself.

sonamproud.jpg
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>>2303925
King Minos (I think it was) refused to sacrifice a bill in Poseidon's honor for some such hubris reason.

So he made his queen fall in love with the bull in a very literal and intimate way.
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>>2303914
I do. Go bugger yourself.
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>>2303880
Makes me fucking proud for being Greek.
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>>2303925
The Minotaur, born of Pasiphae the queen of Crete who used a wooden cow to seduce a bull, was half man and half bull. Also according to Dante's Inferno she's in hell, life is unfair
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>>2303953
Not horny, just find ancient sexual myths very interesting and often hilarious.

Can't speak for the rest of MLPG, though.
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>>2303969
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>>2303912
If anyone cared, that probably narrowed it down to less than 20 or so small towns.
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>>2303953
I don't get this part of the day shit. Why aren't you all horny all the time like I am?
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>>2303975
Not a hivemind
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>>2303984
The bull also went crazy and turned the whole island into a wasteland. Or I got myths mixed up again.
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>>2303993
>single-handedly fuck the entire European Union over
>can't get your economy sorted
>so you ruin everyone elses

YOU
YOU CAN SUCK A FART
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>>2304007
Shut up and fuck me anon.
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>>2303977
>implying I wasn't making a joke of him joking about my joke
THATWASMYJOKETOO.avi
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>>2303993
>Greek

pay your fucking debt!
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Raise your hand if you noticed the nutsack before you noticed the missing front half.
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>>2303763
>Eurobeat singing a song about being the pretty pony princess.
This is supposed to not work.
Stop sounding like a pretty pony princess this instant!
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>>2303993
Every time Greece goes bankrupt in my games of Victoria 2 I laugh and invade them to get my money back.
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>>2303896
He'd better wear a condom then...
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>>2303995
Dante's Inferno isn't really fair on the Greeks view. Odysseus is in hell despite being a hero just because they thought his cunning was dishonorable.
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>>2304016
hi klondike

bend over
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>>2304007
I'm pretty sure MLPG's hornyness is synchronized, though.
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>>2303763

Sounds okay to me - ending seems a little sudden, though.

By the way, do you know where I can find the vocals version of the Diamond Dogs tune?
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>>2304021
which nutsack?
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>>2304011
Really? Just the normal bull?

Thats hilarious
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>>2303867
Emergency response burger
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>>2304019
>implying I wasn't baiting you into getting mad xD
LELGETTROLLEDBRO.jpg
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>>2304021
thats a nice ass
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>>2304025
Why aren't we doing that?
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>>2304030
Ew not for you Kierz
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>>2304021
Jokes on you, I fapped regardless.
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>>2303874
It IS a pretty quick tune, even though I actually reduced the tempo by over 5BPM to sing it more clearly. Bad enough to require a re-sing or do you figure it can slide by?
>>2303904
Glad you like it, I'm not exceptionally fond of my voice.
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>>2304028
I thought that all non-christians were at least guaranteed to be in limbo, so it doesn't really matter.
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>>2304032
Just like the main six.
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MLPG, I took some molly for the first time the other day.

It was amazing. Everyone should try it before they die.
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>>2303649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0api62HALFR
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>>2304028
Well, they thought after all that the Greek gods were demons
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>>2303993
You Greeks are more corrupt than my CoC character.
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>>2304006
If I'm horny all day it gets to the point where I just stop fapping for several days
That happened earlier this month, actually
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>>2303895
see >>2303872
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>>2304044
B-But all I wanted was your trolling cock.
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>>2304047
>implying i'm kierz
although now we know that you are homogay for him
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>>2303995
purgatory, in fact
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>>2303978
I fucking love that game
99% of the time you just fight, and its usually pretty fun, you either get screwed over or get a good number of souls.
But that 1 in a hundred time when the stars align perfectly, it is so great
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>>2304032
So what you're saying is... MLPG has an estrous cycle?
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>>2304021
I will raise my hand over the fact that I first wondered if the nutsack of a dead individual would be that tight and coinpurse-y, because I doubt it.
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>>2304028
Well during Dante's time you were frowned upon for being fun and that is reflected in his stories.
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>>2304021
Way to half ass the drawing there.
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>>2304055
did you pone while rolling?
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>>2304044
>>2304019
>>2303977
>>2303969

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xrtaG7C6pR
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>>2304046
The real answer is for Greece to get out of the Euro. It would be best for both parties. They won't be dragging down the Euro, and they won't be bound by EU monetary and fiscal restrictions.
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>>2304085
*badum tish*
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>>2304085
ha!
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>>2304083
What level of Hell would Pinkie Pie be in then?
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>>2304055
how do I obtain MDMA
I have no friends
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>>2304013
You overestimate the EU's economy. It was a always a giant with clay feet.

Also it was common knowledge we had the most corrupt goverment and public sector in the whole first world. Why the fuck do you act surprised?
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>>2304094
However deep you want, big guy~
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>>2304021
Man, that artist is weird.
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>>2304064

My CoC character is pure.
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>>2304104
Gluttony
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>>2304085
Hey, no need to beat the dead horse.
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>>2304104
Robot hell
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>>2304064
>Having any corruption in CoC
You sicken me
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>>2304104
Gluttony?
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>>2304104
Pinkie would come and go from every circle of hell as she pleased. She can not be confined to one world against her will. She is mai perfect reality-bending waifu.
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>>2304065
That's the wrong color to be Rumble's ice cream.
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>>2304117
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>>2304021
I read the spoiler before looking at the picture
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>>2304104
Fraud
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>>2304055
I envy your ass. I want to do this but I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING NOWHERE.
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>>2304104
She would be in Satan's mouth along with Judas.
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>>2304033
Oh, it's not done yet. I still have several verses to finish. Vocal version of DI-YA-MOWND DAWGS is not yet ready.
>>2304024
Oh, don't worry. The laughs at the end of the song won't exactly be girlish giggles, nor will Chrysalis' reprise.
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>>2304139
Guilty
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>>2304039
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretan_Bull
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are there any photoshop using drawfriends here? i have been using photoshop but i am not sure what brush setting i should use cause all of the guides are about sai
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>>2304130
If shes perfect why is she in hell?
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>>2304117
Not as pure as I
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>>2304117
>Moisture gleams in your vagina
That always gets me everytime.
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>>2304052
Probably not, unless you think you can improve a ton.
It isn't really a problem, I was just reaching for something to point out so I could feel like I was helping.
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>>2304144
and Trixie
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>>2304157
What do you need to know?
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>>2303670
You have a plenty good chance. Wait.

are you a dude.
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>>2304159
She would visit if she wanted to. That's what I'm saying. If she's in hell, it's only because she wants to be there.
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>>2304130
Read your comment aloud and realize how brony you sound.

Now give me five hail marys and the 2pac version at that.
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>>2304096
Greekfag here. I agree.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_MSlvkrKPc

Sounds she's singing a song for Pinkie's funeral, man. Jesus.
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>>2304156
fucking Heracles killing all the funny things
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>>2304180
She is visiting Gilda, seeing if she is regretting what she has done watching her suffer and enjoying it
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>>2304159
You can't roast marshmallows like that anywhere else!
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>>2304187
And so does Paul Krugman, and he's got a Nobel Prize and everything.

Vote for the crazy syriza communists or whatever they are, greekfriend.
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>>2303670
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0w4K24PNFlq
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>>2304096
And leave them with a fucked economy and corruption that seeps down into all levels?
Whilst also erasing their debts and potentially screwing over the global economy further?

There's advantages and disadvantages to all options - this is why they still haven't decided. There is no "easy and correct" option here - everyone is going to get royally dicked, economically
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>tfw hot enough and poor enough that you're standing naked in front of a fan rather than turn on AC
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>>2304088

I totally saw someone wearing a pony shirt and gave them a hug.

>>2304106

Go to raves, ask people if they have any. Eventually you'll find someone that does.

I was so fucking out of it. Took a 400mg cap.
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>>2304125

>robot hell

Perfect, she'd sing and dance with the robot devil.
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>>2304185
If I cared about being perceived as a brony, I wouldn't watch ponies and spend all my time in the pony thread and have a pone waifu and draw ponies and write about ponies.
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>>2304195
Wasnt one of his labors that he had to wash a REALLY shitty stable? And diverted a river by hand to do it?
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>>2304106
Silk Road
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>>2304225
how do I find a rave
how much is a decent amount and what is the price
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>>2304244
>Silk Road
>Online
>shitty vidya
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>>2304160
>not having your own personal monk
You could be so much more pure
It does mention jojo in the camp appearance thing, right?
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>>2304257
>vidya
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>>2304240
he hates work

just like everyone in the General
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>>2304257
i liked it ;_;
BOI was better though
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>>2304166
It's definitely worthy of note! Truth be told once I have a few other things knocked out of the way I'll give the first few verses another go-through to not rush them so much.
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>>2304117
That character seems a bit lean for its namesake
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>>2304200
That's our Panka!
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>>2303670
Girls: eh whatever
Guys: shave first and lose some weight
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>not making your own MDMA

I miss college
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>>2304240
Someone should stream Hercules. The one with Lou Ferringo. Its that good kind of awful
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>>2304262
Nope, not in that build at least. That's from april, IIRC
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>>2304148
Oh god.
You good at laughin too.
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>>2304280
I desperately want another Boss Nigger stream
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>>2304209
They actually are more like immigrant hugging hippies. I would go for old school stalinist KKE but since shit got real and they were proven true in most of their eschatologies they are afraid to govern or withdraw from Euro but at least their chairman still has a sexy stalin-stache and is also female.
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>>2304172
just wondering what brush type/thickness you use cause my line thickness seems too thick and all of the guides assume i use sai
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>>2304279
how do I make MDMA
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>>2304220
>tfw you don't HAVE AC because it's Seattle and no apartments install them because nobody can fucking remember that we actually have summers.
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>>2304262
>not having a your own corrupted monk
fixed
>>
I prefer ponkoe over panka
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>>2304297
They call him Boss
They call him Boss
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>>2304305
I'm on my knees, ass facing the fan.

Feels good.
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>>2304297
Ehhh... The funniest thing about Boss Nigger is the title.
Dolemite > Boss Nigger
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>>2304279

MLPG: Wheelin' and dealin' is magic
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>>2304297
Shit, I haven't seen that movie in years.
I'd watch it again if someone streamed it.
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>>2304312
I like Pinku.
It's like Twaifu.
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>>2304320
>implying the entire movie isn't great
i IS the law!
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>>2304304
Very carefully. I have two recipes, one is the laymans which is still complicated as shit, and you'll have to try and make your own distil set which is tough as fuck. I recommend getting a copy of PiHKAL and making some chemist friends at your nearest college, and edumacating yourself though instead. If you really want to try and homebake though, you can just go to Taimapedia.
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>>2304312
>not tapping randonly around the letters that make up her name
panoke peo
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>>2304307
Corrupting holy men is not pure, Anonymous.
That doesn't mean it isn't fun
Tentacle Jojo needs more stuff to do
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>>2304219
>And leave them with a fucked economy and corruption that seeps down into all levels?
If you genuinely worry about that, don't.

Just turn a blind eye and let us take some heads disregarding human and property rights for a while and things will be rectified a bit.
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>>2304257
>vidya
wat
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>>2304225
>tfw own two pony shirts.
Subtle ones.
>tfw don't have the balls to take them out in public.
Fuck, I doubt the rock farm shirt is subtle anymore.
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>>2304344
>PiHKAL
oh fuck i love that book. and TiHKAL.

so many recipes...
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>>2304312
I really hate both
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>>2304114
>>2304114
>>2304114

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NU7WCl7DnJ

Oh, my~!
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>>2304343
It's good, but there are MUCH better blaxploitation movies.
And by better, I mean more fun to watch.
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>>2304347
pamja ouk
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>>2304347
Pinakr Pud
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>>2304366
I think I like you, stud

You are so aggressive, so defensive, so manly~
unf

No seriously, you have a cool voice
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>>2304347
I just get shit like pinakie ipawe
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>>2304393
Leth...
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>>2304347
poibki pouj
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>>2304393
Pickle Pal
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>>2304253

Look up clubs/concert venues in your city/surrounding cities.

Apparently I took enough for three people, but holy shit can I recommend it. But I'd say 150mg is probably a pretty decent dose. It's exceedingly hard to OD on Molly.

As for the price, I guess it really varies from person to person. Average kinda seems to be anywhere from $10-$20 for a hit.

>>2304363

It's actually the sixth one I've seen while just walking around my city in the span of like 4 months.
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>>2304386
penkae pwa
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>>2304366
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zbASTPk4g5
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>>2304347
piunakap pie

My touch typing skills made this really difficult
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>>2304393
poinkah poo
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>>2304347
pdkif pehe
twgrjt skwejtkl
apjhgbrejsd
erdfnsgfg
rfdnfke fnrm
fekgjtol
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>>2304303
pls respond
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Which pone would you make do the Truffle Shuffle?
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Now that we are talking about this kind off stuff: Does anybody know if this works?
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>>2304409
The idea of trusting some random asshole at a party when they say "oh no this is totally <x>" is exactly why I have never gotten into durgz
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>>2304347
pinkir pud
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>>2304347
pinKA piuer

>captcha: Thisbj goldleaf
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>>2304347

pdafjhk pieukj
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>>2304400
WHAT DAMMIT
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>>2303710
Also
>waiting in line for ride at amusement park
>standing next to some kid, probably 10
>start whistling winter wrap up like a fagit
>he turns around
> he's wearing a brony shirt
>get scared
>"tell ya what kids i'm gonna skip this ride"
>get out of line
>kid just stares at me
First brony encounter.
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>>2304424
>erdfnsgfg
Man Rarity got shafted in that list
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>>2304219
Corrupt gov't isn't going to be solved by austerity. Getting their own currency won't fuck up the global economy or anything.

It's much riskier for them -- granted. The new currency would probably be very unstable for a long time. But I think being able to actually spend some money to prop up the economy and engaging in some expansionary policy would be more likely to get them out of the depths of the economic crisis than waiting for the European Central Bank and the Germans to wise up.
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>>2304419
Same here. How can you not know the exact keys you're hitting?
I detect mistakes even if I'm not looking at my monitor.
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>>2304442
I am so glad to live in a country wher bronies basically don't exist
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>>2304432

Pretty much this, experiencing a bad trip is actually a little frightening.
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;a;kln pei
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>>2304424
pinmkei pie
wtilwghiwt saprekler
applwejlakd
raritiyt
rawnigawobw casdh
efluitetwtwdfshy
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>>2304432
silk road
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>>2304400
l-leth-kun ;_;
*looks through pony folder*
*starts to tear up*
he would've loved this picture...
whenever i see it i will think of our times together leth-kun
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>>2304463
Not gonna sign it?
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>>2304452
I had to take my hands off the keys and shake them around, they type from a few inches in the air.
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>>2304466
panikdfpie
appleajck
tiwlilgsparle
rairity
fulhttershy
rainbowhifash
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>>2304472
>actions in asterisks
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2304472

wait...

d-did something happen to leth?

guys?
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>>2304431
Yeah, it ain't purty, nor is it too pure. But hey, knock yourself out.
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>>2304486
*doesn't know what the problem is*
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>>2304485
rpincews delseltia
princesels lu8ahn
bfiog mac
gawrnawetny smiasth
ap;pleblomo
swewetyie belle
skjsiootoaloo
snipsdo
snasils
tirxiei
gidla
cderyusdlas;
sdiosciord
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>>2304497
His connection's been out for the last few days, and they're just hamming it up.
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>>2304486
*walks into thread*
*gets dubs*
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>call her panka or songsmile or [q,mz ojt one more time guys so funnay xD
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>>2304497
Leth has passed away. They say he died in his sleep.
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>>2304320
Black Dynamite > Everything else
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Just got back from work, is Leth still ded?
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>>2304485
pnkeiw pwe
tegliht sperkalew
apelkjaeck
rierite
flotuershea
reionbew duesh
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>>2304521
Who says that?
How do they know his internet alias?
How did we find out? Did they tell us? Does someone know Leth in real life?

I don't think you're telling the truth anon
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>>2304519

idfcjndajnkej cvopinjeraer
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>>2304537
My negro
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>>2304503
>myself
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>>2304513
the gretees andd eoeptjt twkrnt
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>>2304521
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>>2304546
Leth is fine, his internet's just not working
>>
Leth isnt dead.

All our constant Chrysalis faggotry has merely driven him into a cocoon like state.

Soon he will emerge as a glorious winged faggot.
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>>2304537
Well, of course, but that's not a real one.
That's like saying "I want to watch a really shitty 70s kung fu movie!"
And then watching Kung Pow.
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>>2304517
*wwalks into thread*
*ollies outy*
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>>2304485
pomle poe
twiligt sparkle
rar0rty
ra9ombpw dafj

fluttershy

applejacok

celesta

;ima

zecpra


Fuck, even with my eyes closed, holding my hands completely off the keyboard, typing with my index finger only I still managed to get only boring stuff
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>>2304432
The most important thing is to know your drug. Testing kits are available for cheap. Anyone taking MDMA or planning to or even thinking about it should read through the literature on erowid, and also read this;

>http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=MDMA

It's an amazing drug, it's like a window into the world as it should be, or even as it really is. Stay safe, and have fun MLPG. It's what panka would want.
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>>2304561
...I know
It was a joke you weenus
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>>2304546
>Who says that?
People
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>>2304485
pikbngike pie
raiknbow dawh
twilight spaikrle
applp;ejack
rarity
fluttershy
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>>2304396
>>2304396

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MOnmBCXrTi

Why thank you.

>>2304414
>>2304414

http://vocaroo.com/i/s08nbk5sCopX
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>>2304572
*walks into thread*
*holds up sp0rk
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>>2304587
>>
Welp, first Dota 2 game. Tried Skeleton King. He was cool but every single bot was ranged. The hell man.

Also 3 people left the game...

this isnt lookin too good.
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>>2304576
>taking drugs
>fucking with your brain chemistry

you know that these drugs are all fabricated by the big companies themselves so they can seemingly allow a counter culture but actually just loosen the membrane of language matrix in the public consciousness, so that it is easier for their subtle radio transmissions to reach into your nervous system?
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>>2304557
Could pone become king of Dragon Pass?
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>>2304414
This is the scariest thing I have heard all night.
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>>2304599
*holds up spork*
*gets dubs*
Impressive
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>>2304507
You better be telling the truth.
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>>2304605
You can play against bots?
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It's ok guys! I'm here!

See!

It's me! Leth!
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>>2304605
I TOLD YOU BRO

I TOLD YOU ABOUT DAZZLE

In the lane all you have to do is deny your creeps and harass shit and keep your carry-bro alive.
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>>2304616
Far out.
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>>2304605
>3 people left the game

That normal, unfortunately
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>>2303624
>>2303624
>>2303624
Damn dude. I wish I could find that special somepony.
Why isn't there a Brony/pegasister dating site?
>inb4 fat neckbeards like this guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KQ7bmbN8H8
Seriously, though, for NORMAL PEOPLE, there should be a way for people to find their special somepony based on interests and cutie marks.
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>>2304636
TOO SOON MAN
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>>2304616

Are we /x/ now?
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>>2304636
Seems legit, guys.
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>>2304605
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>>2304616
I did know this, the space aliens told me. Just like how Obama is secretly a lizard overlord and my television is stealing my socks.

BUT ONLY THE LEFT SOCK
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We vocaroo now?
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>>2304655
Go make me a sandwich.

Also work on the documentary
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>>2304650

>why isn't there a brony dating site

Except there is.
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>>2304633
Yep

>>2304638
Gonna try him next. I get the feeling I didnt get a "true" first experience since I was solo top the entire time against 2 ranged bots.
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>>2304597
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i1vJf6nIfK

You do have a glorious voice. Wish I had that instead of this squeaky one.
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>>2304672
how play against bots
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>>2304655
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>>2304636
SHUT THE FUCK UP
YOU BETTER HAVE BEEN GONE BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY JACKING OFF TO MY SONGS, FAGGOT
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>>2304650
>Brony/pegasister dating site
That mental image is both horrifying and hilarious
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>>2304414
Dafty, you are amazing.
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>>2304680
click play

on the left is "Find a co-op bot match"

select difficulty

then select your horse
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>>2304671
what
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>>2304671

link
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>>2304658
holy shit, do I know this. Tell me good man, what do you carry with you to shield yourself against the FBI's heart attack guns?
>>
Hello "Emelpeegee,"
Davey ("Leth" he says he goes by here) wanted me to tell you that he "hats" you all and that he's never coming back. He said it would be too scarring for him to make this post, so he asked me to come down to the basement and do the typing for him.

Love,
Sarah Lethowitz
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>>2304690
>implying that's Dafty
Our Australian friend speaks here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoNwvRTOyUc&feature=plcp
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ok Pony pals

Its Friday, meaning its about that time for my weekly shitfest. I'm a bit sick so things might be slow, but if people want to do it I'll muscle through it

Any takers?
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>>2304701
>>2304711

Yeah, aways back there was a thread on ponychan that I mentioned in the general regarding brony dating. I think I might have a cap.
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>>2304716
>Sarah Lethowitz
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>>2304735

MLPG, why aren't you listening to r/a/dio?
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>>2304618
>>2304690
http://vocaroo.com/i/s028f3RyOVoF
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>>2304716
oh you
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>>2304648
>thats normal

fuck really? the hell man?
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>>2304716
>lethowitz
I FUCKING KNEW IT
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>>2304716
>Sarah Lethowitz
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[shazbot]
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>>2304716
>Davey
>Sarah Lethowitz
ahahahahaa oh man
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>>2304716
Sure thing, lady
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so guys what happened to apleblewm
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>>2304728
>NOW MLPGs GOING TO LAUGH AT ME ;_;
Hhahahahahahah
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>>2304775

some cry
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>>2304775
he killed himself on a stream. it was really something. too bad you missed it because nobody recorded it
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Is anyone here an Australian hip hop producer by the name of lucid?
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>>2304716
>Lethowitz
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>>2304751
It's not.
I've only had one person leave from time to time, like in LoL
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>>2304775
He stopped attention whoring which is good
But he also stopped drawing which is sad
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>>2304775
ded
all ded
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>>2304775
called the cops
informed the FBI
told my mom
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>>2304765
>tfw you've listened to this version so many times the original sounds like the fucked up one
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>>2304793
arch.413chan isn't solely used for MLPG
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>>2304728
is like

is this what the tripfag circlejerks consist of?

man, I can't believe I ever wanted to get into those
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>>2304731

There we go.
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>>2304676
>>2304676
>>2304676

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yOMcBqMB6J

Your old man sounds like a pushover.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UCEjVBIjgh

Drawfag's friend voicing Fluttershy
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>>2304830
>Dafty, Fluffy and Krabb
>playing hats
It's fun to circlejerk sometimes, but those three are the weirdest fucks
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>>2304838
>who did I do this for hey? you or me?
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>>2304835
Sounds like Rose
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>>2304672
>notice theres a tutorial section
>well shit that would be helpful
>they are all greyed out

GABEN!
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>>2304838
>brony
>black
Callin bullshit
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>>2304891
Never seen Klondike?
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>>2304891
Dooks looks like Reggie
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>>2304835
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cSv9IHRZ91

>>2304833
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fqIyFBm42q
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>>2304903
>implying he isnt a polar bear
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>>2304728
>>2304728

I always thought Daftykins sounded like a coked-out Bozo the Clown.

It even has the gunfire and screaming going on behind him, just like I always imagined.

The only part missing is that he's not screaming everything.
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>>2304903
Nigger. YOU'VE never seen me.
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>>2304838
ASDASDFDFDSFASDFASDF
>>
Leth...
>>
>vocaroo thread

is the girl who did this still here?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eYgiHisHvI
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>2012
>not playing Draw My Thing with Sweetie Belle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAk4usjuYOE
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>>2304832
This reminds me of once, long ago, MLPG considered starting a project to get us to work out and be hygenic and shit in order to get laid. We deduced it was a bad idea within one thread.
>>
Battle.net is apparently down.

What am I supposed to use to avoid drawing now? Aside from MLPG anyway.
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I have never tried this before.

[1]
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>>2304940
play GOOD games...
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>>2304940
Are you sure is not onlt in d3?
Wow is working fine.
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>>2304942
IT WORKS.
Yay.
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>>2304870
Nope
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>>2304945
[1]
>>
filly clopfics
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>>2304935
>implying that's not Draw Something
>implying Draw My Thing isn't the 8 or something player simultaneous pictionary

Shit is fun yo
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>>2304942

You did it.
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>>2304945
Name some and I'll play those instead. I mostly play D3 because my friends are at the moment.
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>>2304931
She's not here.
Have a guy who's trying to pass off for a little girl anyway.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YaUcrZ2loS
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>>2304650
I've been thinking about setting something like this up. I had "FlankbookForNonBronies.org" in my mind for a potential name. What think? Would you guys subscribe
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>>2304935
Sweetie Belle's VA is nothing like Sweetie Belle
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>>2304942
OH SHIT WHAT IS THAT FROM?

TELL ME
NOW
>>
So are there actual girls in here?

Do you have any secret fetishes ala slutty mare?
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>>2304942
I'M PIPSQUEAK
A MIGHTY PIRATE
YOU FIGHT LIKE A COW
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>>2304916
Go away Locke
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>>2304942
Oh heck yes Monkey Island!
Where'd you get this music?
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>>2304996
CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND, NIGGA
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>>2304931
I'm always here man
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>>2304997
I'm a girl if you want me to be.
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>>2304997
They all want to be the handsome stallions.
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>>2304940
>avoid drawing
but we need all the drawfags we can get
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>>2304954
Okay you're right, WoW is working.

But there's nothing to do in WoW on a low-population sever, at 2am in the morning, when even in the evenings everyone is too busy playing Diablo.
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>>2304994
I loved BonBon's voice in that episode
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cP5raNH1Dv
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>>2304997
Don't. Don't start.

Don't you fucking start.
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>>2304942
[1]
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Video games took up much of my time. Then the industry changed. None of the games appealed to me anymore. "We want Call of Duty's Audience".

Then it was ponies and other cartoons. But then the hiatus hit. And the finale sucked. Now it's literature.Science fiction and fantasy. I'm finding it a great form of escapism. I may leave the General after this.
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>>2305009
OH MY LORD HOW COULD I FORGET

YOU RECEIVE ONE (1) FREE DICKING
NO REFUNDS
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>>2305011
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03zintjsrVO
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>>2304918
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>>2305009
i love that game
i liked lechuck's revenge more
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>>2305022
agreement.
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>>2304997
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/This%20Day%20VoxProg2.mp3

FIXED: • First verse of vocals
• Various level issues in first portion
ADDED: Second portion (Cadence's verse)

Can't sing much more today, my dad's home and he'd probably have some questions for me in terms of the lyrics I'm belting out so loud.
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>>2305033
what kind of science fiction and fantasy ?
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>>2305014
Really? You guys never seemed to like me.

I mean, I'm not great and I never expect people to like me or anything. But usually it's just the same comments or unspecific indifference.
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>>2305007
Snagged from Tumblr, huehuehue. TumTaster addon lets you download music uploads. So just dig around through the tags for whatever and usually you can find whatever you're looking for.
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>>2305030
Oy, I remember making this
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>>2305045
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CatSUg0KyAM
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What if Rainbow Dash wanted to have sex with you?

[1]
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/firefox-joins-herd.html
welp I'm done using Firefox
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>>2305067
New Canvas anon?
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>>2305029
Hi Rose.
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>>2304994
I wish that the "Want it, need it" spell was more utilized in fanfics.

I mean, I can't believe the mind control fetishist didn't jump right on that shit.
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>>2305045
My testosterone levels are too high to ever sound like a girl. I should have started the female hormone treatment sooner.
>>
>[1]
??????????
Someone explain
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>>2305067
we need more /good/ drawfag*
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>>2305029
>the holocaust was never this funny.jpg
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>>2305085
I LOVED new canvas anon. I wish he had not drawn digitally, that's way too hard for beginners.
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>>2303664
Yep. 1.5 hours.
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>>2305074
I'm not going to fuck a pony.
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>>2305093
Hipsters sharing shitty music through images.

JUST USE YOUTUBE YOU CUNTS
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>>2305071
The image? because I remember attaching the ogg to the image.
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>>2305086
Man, I don't have any Simpsons, come on
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>>2305072
How unfortunate.
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>>2305092
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QlgUcA3cG4
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>>2305092
>tfw you want to be the sexy trap buy your big and hairy
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>>2305103
TRIXIE FIC WHERE/WHEN?
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>>2305086
Rose doesn't swear, you know that.
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>>2305121
erg
>you're
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>>2305033
Ha, I know that feeling.

My solution? Going back and playing all the games I'd missed. Huge libraries of games for consoles I'd never owned, releases that never made it to the county and so on. Even games I haven't played in a decade.

Who needs to pirate the latest bland cover based shooter where companies are out to sue every download, when you can play a classic game nobody cares about anymore.
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>>2305121
>that feel
God damn it, we should have sweaty gay sex and cry on each other's shoulders.
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>>2305089
I can't believe all of the shit that the show does that doesn't get made into porn.
I've still only seen one pic of giant Spike and a pony, and it was a wip that I don't think ever got finished
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>>2305121
>that fucking feel

and there's nothing I can do about it

at least I have my imagination :(
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>>2305037
>implying I would want a refund
>>
>that feel when someone messages you on Steam and you forget who they are
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>>2305125
I'll be uploading it to fimfiction tomorrow. Stuff happened and I let it get the better of me this week, sorry.
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>>2304942
Excellent work, Mumbles. Now you are ready to be a [pirate]
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>>2305121
>tfw all you want to do is be a sexy trap and confuse heterosexual males
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>>2305094
Nobody has ever said I was bad. I haven't managed to offend anyone really.

I just haven't managed to strike a chord in the way some of the others have.
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>>2305062
levels sound good. pacing is good. still really digging the harmonization you've got going on. you've got a really good voice man.

sounding great!
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>>2305121
>tfw perfectly happy being male and surrounded by fags
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>>2305144
Not fucking acceptable man, step up your game if you want to keep the honor of writing porn for us.

I love you
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>>2305062
As I said before, It'd definetly have more impact if it still had the bells after the "I'll be there very soon".
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>>2305144
Do you check your "-writesthings" gmail regularly?
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>>2305120
But i'm gay.
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>>2305143
>that feel when you snub someone on steam because you want them to care
>that feel when they don't

MLPG is drama.
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>>2305143
>tfw you check their alias list
>tfw they change it almost every day and you have no way of knowing who they were
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>>2305066

Right now just hitting Philip K. Dick and Robert E. Howard short stories. /lit/ would call me "full plebian". I prefer short stories with action and fast pace. I'm also reading scripts. I like to see how the movie changed between script and filming. Just read RoboCop (4th draft).

I stopped reading for years and years, and I'm just getting back into it. It's due to the tablet I bought. I'm hitting the public domain stories first before buying some.
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>>2305156
I'm happy being male, I just want to be a trap sometimes, too
>inb4 we have the gender studies discussion again
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>>2305085
No, I'm that anon-nobody-knows-exist anon.
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>>2305121

>tfw you could probably pull it off but you're too worried about being caught to try ;_;
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>>2305151
>tfw even when I try not to, guys still hit on me
>I really should lose the long hair
>maybe even gain some weight
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>>2304994
They're both annoying evil little children
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>>2305149
Oh man this was one of my absolute favorite movies as a kid.
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>>2305172
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0i295y2fHMu
>>
so do you guys want me to write you a clopfic or not

what about
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>>2305154
post some of the stuff you've drawn
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>>2305187
I get hit on by guys and girls all the time at work.

Maybe I should just be bi.
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I could be your slutty mare
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>>2304912

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EpXISiVw8S

>>2304997
>>2304997

http://vocaroo.com/i/s09VKU0ctZpm

It needed to be said.
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So MLPG, what are you?
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>>2305174
>snubbing people on steam

Eegh, shit son, are you trying to be pathetic
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>>2305204
Dash and Twilight having pony sex
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>>2305062
Hey Eurobeat, how do you feel that your Discord track remix by The Living Tombstone is now on RockBand?
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>>2305213
Anonymous
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>>2305208
It doesn't help that I'm short and look so nervous all the time, either.
It feels like someone would just take advantage of me anytime.
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>>2305121
afraid i don't know that feel i want to be the one having sex with said trap
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>>2305222
sweet sweet ponysex...
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MS visited yesterday. Anyone have those cute sketches? I didn't save them.

Also, any other drawer come around since then?
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>>2305204
Braeburn and Zecora
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>>2305213
>octavia
>asexual
Why?
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>>2305182
No, fuck that, I'm not even going there.

Post cute fucking ponies.
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>>2305213
Not an attention whore
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>>2305226
WHAT
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>>2305143
>that feel when downloading TF2 because your bros miss you

Just kidding, no one misses you
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>>2305237
Use the archive, lazy bones
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>>2305209
Would you let me hold your hoof and kiss you on the cheek?
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>>2305204
Of course we want you to write porn of cartoon horses.

Pick a fetish that the show accidentally touched on and write something for it.
Its a travesty how the greater fandom ignores the gifts the show gives.
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>>2305204
Diamond Tiara has a humiliation fetish so she fucks Snips, and it's humiliating.

Snips doesn't understand what's happening.
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>>2305156
>tfw a fag outside of the internet and surrounded by heteronormativity on an everyday basis

THE TABLES HAVE TURNED
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>>2305135

Yes, I know. I'm a huge fan of action platformers. They rarely make those anymore.
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>>2305155
Glad you like it!
>>2305167
Graaagh, that means going in there and replacing what I already have... I'll see what I can do.
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>>2305237
>>>/archive/
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>>2305212
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bu2ADCqJJk
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>>2305213
What's the Q for?
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>>2305229
If you're so insecure about being short you should get /fit/.
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>>2305241
ANY of those is a why
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>>2305266
Qonies
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>>2305245
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/06/eurobeat-brony-and-living-tombstone.html#more

hue
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>>2305121
I want to be a pretty trap only to fuck girls"
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>>2305222
>>2305240
okay now how you pick something that wouldn't put me to sleep writing it

>>2305252
>>2305253
now we're getting warmer
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>>2305204
Fluttershy and her father being rapped by a dragon.
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>>2305266
QUESTIONING

SO NOW HETERO PEOPLE CAN ATTENTIONWHORE WITH THE PROS
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>>2305266
Queer.

It's unnecessary, I know.
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>>2305237
>ms visited yesterday
his visits have been a lot more >fun than i originally expected
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>>2305212
You.

I like you. You sound like a stereotypical New Yorker.

Where are you actually from?
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>>2305266
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>>2305266
a popular variant adds the letter Q for those who identify as queer and are questioning their sexual identity

Straight from Wikipedia.
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>>2305266
Queer
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>>2305275
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>2305270
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hhulTrdy7l
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>>2305213
>>
Die cis scum
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>>2305213
doesnt the T in LGBTQ stand for Trans? This seems redundant
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>>2305181
Want to read and help me filter through the submissions for the mlp project I'm working on? I haven't read too many features lately, but I've got one here from the writer of Prometheus. Its his first script that he sold I believe.
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>>2305274
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>>2305212
I imagine you as a 30-35 year old Scout from TF2 that is gaining weight and no longer has direction to his life.

Not implying that you don't have direction, of course, but that's the feel your voice gives me.
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>>2305249
>>2305261

I've never used it and don't know how to.
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>>2305281
I always wanted to see a dragon rapping
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>>2305296
I fucking love Erika Moen
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cn0YzNv0qu
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>mfw Vocaroo
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05YHZiHaVSr
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>>2305315
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/
All of the past marked threads are shown by date, in descending order, organised by month

Click the post number of the thread. Ctrl F megasweet until you find the correct thread
Shazam
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>>2305237
>giving a shit about some pedoscum douche who abandoned us
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>>2305226
I haven't much reason to complain. They did check with me beforehand, and I receive my fair portion of whatever it brings in.
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>>2305149
super[1]or song is superior.
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>>2305154
>>2305205
>P-promise guys I'm r-really good~!
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>>2305325
You sound tired
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>>2305279
No really, pick something from the show, I want you to choose.

It could be anything, there's a lot of it.

From sizeplay with greedy spike to hypnotism with Discord or mind control with Twilight, or something more exotic, like immobilization with the cockatrice.

Its a veritable bounty.
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>>2305209
Who keeps doing these and why? They're hilarious.
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>>2305344
So what, is it in the actual track listings?
Or do you have to download it from an area of user submissions or something?

No idea how Rockband works
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>>2305338
still butthurt, Ross?
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The voices of MLPG.

HOLY FUCK HOW HORRIFYING
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MLPG, I'm so sleepy, but it's so early.

What should I do?
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>>2305296
Is it mandatory to cut your hair depending on your sexuality?
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>>2305257
I'm sorry for beign a pain about that damn minecart bells thing, but I kinda DO really like that part of the original song. I beleive you decided to replace that part of it with a guitar segment?
>>
What if the only thing keeping Leth from controlling everything was MLPG?
Like a horrible kind of bloat ware that only exists to artificially slow you down and now that he has been freed from us he has determined a faster way of taking over.
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>>2305329
>mfw twily
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>>2305325
I laughed.
I laughed really fucking hard. Your voice fit that perfectly.
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>>2305373
masturbate to horses
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>>2305325
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H5bDGws1HC
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>>2305373
Show us your tits.
it's okay if you're a dude, just show them to us
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Would you let her ride you like a wolf?

Would you howl for her?
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>>2305369
Nigga, Krabb isn't even here yet

Wait till you hear Jrs though
That buttery, Duke voice
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>>2305373
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>>2305395
I would already regular Midna ride me like a wolf. Goddamn hairy gimp
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>>2305395
Yes.
Yes.
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>>2305373
Someone sing this man a bedtime story.
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>>2305375
Nay, she just likes short cuts.
Almost all of her comics has her view of herself.
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>>2304730
I hate it when this happens. I leave to do something, and when I get back, you ask if people want to Rusty, and no one has answered you for a hundred posts.

I am always ready to quest, even if I am not currently present in the current General. I have invested too much to miss a single log entry plus, you know, I am the one who needs to log them.


/meta

I am ready to quest, however on the precondition that you are healthy enough to do it proper.
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>>2305369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kc6sbKJH85
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>>2305357
Well it is 2:45 over here, but I thought a dispassionate reading of a sex toy description would be funny.
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>>2305358
if i wanted to pick something myself, i'd have picked something myself

i come to you guys for ideas
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>>2305312

Explain more about this project and how it relates to film scripts.
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>>2305395
She was the only good thing about Twilight Princess
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>>2305395
>Midna
One of the very few video game characters to make me hnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Yes, yes I would be anything she wanted me to be
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>>2305346
I didn't say I was good. Just that I haven't managed to attract the ire that plagues Nasse or Noot or Jessy or Ross or GG or practically any other name.

Maybe it's because I don't have a name.
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>>2304730
Yes.
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Will someone greentext us some midna pls?
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>>2305418
Fuck you. Twilight Princess was great.
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>>2305395
I thought this game was >fun

Also yes to all
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>>2305408
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OBAGQIctBe
A bit short, but that should get them sleeping.
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Friday already?
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>>2305411
>british
>currently 2:45 am there
>female
>first time I've heard you here

WHO ARE YOU?
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>>2305395
I tried to be straight gay about a year ago
Midna and ponies were the things that brought me back
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>>2305412
>it's nearly three bong
OI M8 I HOPE UR READY
ITS GONNA BE RIGHT PROPER LOUD

im so fucking tired
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>>2305364
It's available in the RBN Store. Honestly I'm not familiar with how Rock Band works, either, but basically you buy it from within the game itself.
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>>2305432
It was pretty mediocre
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>>2305294

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eXSGv0iOVu

Somewhere in the ballpark of the Midwest/Mid-South.

>>2305314

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bq9PCd85JR

Ha. He's got more of a Boston accent, I was trying for The Bronx-ish.
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>>2305444
Y'ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
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>>2305459
Today I am going to use my LEFT hand!
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>>2305411
SPEAK UP
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>>2305432
I loved it up until the point where the twilight was lifted. Then it kinda lost steam and atmosphere.
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>>2305466
CHEATER

OUR LOVE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOREVER
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>>2305416
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2012/05/summer-funimation-project-screenwriting.html#idc-cover

Working as a story editor for them. And I can always use more opinions on the applicants. Was going to recruit internally, but Its always good to get some outsider talent. I'll get you in on the production process I can use a production manager if the one BCS is asking declines.
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>>2305447
Anonymous you fuck.
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>>2305447
why would I go to bed so early

>>2305473
I CAN'T
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>>2305415
Bah, whatever.

Ok, I just opened my pony video folder and clicked on one of my unintuitively named files, and it opened Secret of My Excess.

A little obvious, but I guess go for it.
Spike sizeplay, lets say with Rarity, because as obvious as it is, I don' think its been done yet.
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What is Rainbow Dash's favorite kind of music?

Putting in a vote for [Queercore] here.
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>>2305423
post something you've drawn and let us decide how good or bad you are
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>>2305485
>queercore
What kind of a genre is that?
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>>2305410
>>2305426

I should be ok, I just wanted to bring it up in case things really slow down or if I have to take off early.

Ok, I'll try to get ready in a 10-20 minutes or so
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>tfw I just realized I care way, way less about the show now than I did a month ago

This hiatus has been very good to me.
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>>2305483
YOU HEARD THE MAN, SPEAK UP
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>>2305338
> who abandoned us

But he pops up now and then. How is that abandoning us?
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>>2305485
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLGbXHc-Ce0

[10/10]
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>>2305491
The only band in it is Queen.
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>>2305170
Yes, fairly. Haven't received anything lately though.

Sorry for slow response, I'm indisposed in vidya with some other MLPGers.
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>>2305373
>>2305408
Rose reads "Goodnight Opus":
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Temp/Vocaroo_vLIGYgJKt93DXgYl7.wav
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>>2305500

>caring less about the show
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>>2305396
>jr's voice
i came
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>>2305500
You know I think that, then I sit down an watch an episode and suddenly I crave new horse. Hell even listening to one of the songs is enough.
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>>2305520
I can't believe you saved that
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>>2305521
I haven't watched an episode in like three weeks.
Maybe I'm finally free from this shit.
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>>2305519
How goes the VN?
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>>2305275
i dont understand how people can perfer that remix to eurobeat guys. its just fucking awful
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>>2305411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KwPxtWVhfw
I'm not even going to listen to it before I post it, I just hope I did well.
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we still [pirate] pip?
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If I don't run screaming now, I won't draw anything all day. STOP BEING SUCH A BOTTOMLESS PIT, MLPG.
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>>2305542
Shit, I regretted not saving it
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>>2305491
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queercore
it has a wikipedia article so it's a real thing.
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>>2305542
I save everything worthy of saving.
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>>2305369

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YsDnyMP6Uc
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>>2305553
Draw things for MLPG.
This is obviously the answer.
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>>2305553
never
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>>2305554
Maybe I'll make a better recording another day.
Not to fuel creepiness or anything, I just hate bad recordings.
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I just realised that the only episode I have ever downloaded is "Griffon the Brush.off" and that often when I watch it I skip all scenes except for the ones with Gilda.

Typing that out made it just sadder.
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>>2305520
aw shit Rose, you shouldn't have.
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>>2305553
Did you draw the Applejack drinking applejack from a few days ago?

Alos, include Applebloom playing a harmonica.
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>>2305583
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>>2305478


And... how does this relate to the Prometheius script writer?
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>>2305344
How much have people donated for a ponybeat volume?
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>>2305509
I dont see people's problems with him. Sure he does things for the bronies, but he was cool when he was here with those silly doodles. Hell he even mostly ignored people asking him about his loli tumblr drama.
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>>2305579
Confession time?

I've never been 100% sure if we're ponyfags or horsefuckers. I think it's ponyfags and the /b/read are horsefuckers, but I can't remember.
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>>2305579
We can have love for that horribly sexy griffon together, anon.
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>>2305577
You and Jessy both. I saved over a dozen files of her voice, and all of them are nearly white noise.
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>>2305583
This comic was drawn by /r9k/ right?
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>>2305618
That's just a mite strange to collect, I do think, anon
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Hey Rose, how does it feel having a handful of creepy horsefuckers waifuing you?
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>>2305611
It's vice versa
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>>2305611
We're both. They're neither.
It's easy to remember:
US: Horsefuckers/ponyfuckers/ponyfags/miniature equine aficionados/gaybos
THEM: bronies
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>>2305617
It's not just sexyness... it's just that... her personality.
She is so similiar to my own personality and I think I know how she feels and everything... this is just getting sadder.
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>>2305631
It's creepy now, but what about in a year, or two years?

I don't even listen to half of the stuff I save, I just do it.
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>>2305369
>>2305373
>>2305408

NewYorkerVoiceAnon here - hope this helps!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RsZ5t6IRoy
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>>2305478
>>2305478

>but I've got one here from the writer of Prometheus. Its his first script that he sold I believe.

Are you saying that the Promethius script writer is a pony fag and is submitting shit for some fan animation? If he's gotten a script sold, he should just submit it to Studio B. They might actually turn it into an episode.
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>>2305638
I thought they were bronies?
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>>2305633
feels good man
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>that feel when people talk about Rose or Jessy
>that feel when little girl voice is ignored
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>>2305567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0r0BWQ5fmtj
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>>2305611
I would never fuck a horse. Ever.
Would I fuck a horse if it were tiny, magical, multicolored, capable of speech and sapient?
Hell fucking yes.
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>>2305650
Gilda reminds me of my autistic ex
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>>2305611
Ponychan and /b/urrderrhurr are bronies, MLPG is horsefuckers and ponyfags
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>>2305654
OH FUCK

IT'S STORY TIME NIGGAS
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>>2305633
I'm a little ashamed of myself, personally. I at least realize I'm being a creep about it and am keeping my own awkward.... advances, I guess you could call them, to myself.
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>>2305661
i dont think people in the /b/read are even bronies. they are a special breed of person.
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>>2305611
I don't fap to ponies
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>>2305673
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VkPNOv0ZBZ
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>>2305690
>advances
wut. I don't even know you're here half the time.
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>>2305546
We're working on a regular meeting schedule. Nothing yet...
>>2305519
I could have sworn I sent something to you. Oh well. I'll double check.
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>>2305696
this is confessions time not outright lies time.
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>>2305673
I'd basically fuck any animal if it were sapient and capable of speech. Otherwise, wouldn't even consider it.
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>>2305490
What's the point in that though?
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>>2305611
>>2305611
>giving yourself a special name because you enjoy watching a television show

no, you are the brony.
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>>2305665
>tfw not attracted to rose or jessy cause gay
feels pretty standard for around here
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Off with their heads! Lipsyncing dialogue for some of the night. http://www.livestream.com/buttercupsaiyan

Also I am verified, yay

maybe some special guests tonight...
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>>2305665
Who?
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>>2305702
I'm not Rose, I'm one of those creepy waifu-people. Sorry for the confusion.
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>>2305608
I've had folks go upwards of $20. As well, it tends to inspire a few of them to buy my original works as well. I've been repeatedly blessed with the generosity of my fans it sounds corny as fuck to say it that way, but I really do appreciate it.

As for the minecart section... guhhhh, dun' wanna... but I'll try it anyway. (For those who don't know what I'm talking about, instead of the four chords of the "minecart scene" from the original, I added something a bit more experimental. It's in here, the version before I added vocals and dropped the BPM: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/This%20Day%20Progress7.mp3 )
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>everyone
ponyfags
>us
horsefuckers or /co/lts
>them
bronies
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Do you think we'll ever attempt another friend-off after this?
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>>2305706
Seriously anon, they just don't do it for me

I wouldn't even a pone
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>>2305724
>join
>see that viewer counter flip like fuck and settle on 30+
Uh oh

It's going to be a wild ride
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>>2305611
I have a superiority complex and I am better than everyone else here because I've been in mlpg since 2010.
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>>2305744

I still have no idea what friend offs are. Sounds like gay /b/ Love and Tolerance shit.
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>>2305744
I've been playing autism blocks trying to make 516 solar panels. What is the situation with the friend off?
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>>2305744
I hope so
It's been interesting as deadlines loomed
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>>2305744
If we do we'll have it distributed between 2 or 3 different "managers"
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>>2305744
I say we should do a reverse friend-off.
Artists enter as writers and vice versa.
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>>2305744
I certainly won't bother.
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>>2305733

>homestar runner
>updating
>ever
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>>2305766
You haven't been around for any of them?
For shame, anon.
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>>2305659
>>2305604
Either you read poorly or I worded it wrong. I have one of his features in my computer that he wrote.
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>>2305768
>autism blocks
what is this? I have autism and I like blocks.
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>>2305772
>artists:
"AND THEN THEY FUCKED"
>writers:
pic related

In some respects, little would change.
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>>2305786
minecraft, presumably
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>>2305779
h-hey man, he said someday he's going to do it.
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>that feel when alone
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>>2305779
I was pretty tired of it by the time it stopped anyway. I don't know if its quality dropped or if I just grew out of it.
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>>2305765

i've been on mlpg since 2004
beat that faggot
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I keep seeing this as a crack pipe.
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>>2305815
>solar panels
>in minecraft
did notch implement a heat system? or is he just making things that look like solar panels.
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>>2305803
That would be fucking hilarious if done correctly
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>>2305803
It would be >funto see, I think. I'm pretty sure that neither side would try and cop out unless trolling lolol XD
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>>2305823
thats clearly a pony
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>>2305823

Fiesta!
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>>2305820
I'm here for your cock, man
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>>2305823
Why is that book blushing?
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>>2305823
...what IS it?
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>>2305786
MLPG MC server.
IP: 184.154.128.35:8015
You need the Technic Launcher to play: http://www.technicpack.net/launcher/

>>2305828
It's a server running on two mods: Industrial and Build Craft.
http://technicpack.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Panel_%28Industrial_Craft%29
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>>2305840
jj colored it
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>>2305803
But what would you call it?

Bizzaro Friend off? Enemy on? Ross Effect?
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>>2305845
We have a autismblocks server?
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>>2305822
what was the original filename for this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlc0S8LLtsg
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>>2305760
Haha oh god
Normalfags are fucking terrifying
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>>2305821
Most of it was pretty good stuff, I think he just produced so much that it got old.
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>>2305845
Well this is new to me, I might have to play. Never used those mods before, though.
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>>2305841

Supposed to be a ring. I saw crack pipe or bird.
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>>2305836
is it, are your sure
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>>2305861
Yup, we have Minecraft, TF2, Killing Floor and hopefully soon Tribes Ascend
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>>2305765

Any other 2010 bros?

November here.
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>>2305855
>Ross Effect
Now I want to do a quest in which you play Ross going about his day.
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>>2305855
I kind of like Bizzaro Friend Off, although Enemy On is funny.
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>>2305820
you're not alone
we're here
we your frens
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>>2305093
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/133802
>replying to a half hour old comment
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>>2305890
>tfw you will never be a 2010 bro
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>>2305881

Is this a nigger dick or a turd?
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>>2305892
>wake up
>check if MLPG is talking about you
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>>2305876
>these people actually use 4chan
>me gusta
>giggity
FUCK EVERYONE
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>>2305909
>filename
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>>2305886

>tfw no Minecraft and don't want to pirate it directly
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>>2305909
Don't you read your own filename? It's a Snickers bar.
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>>2305845
>not whitelisted

welp
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>>2305906
>tfw I know that feel
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>>2305906
You can just lie about it, I guess.

I'm deeply suspicious of anyone who came in after the first big swath of bans
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>>2305823
>>2305837
>>2305850
>>2305881
>>2305909
>tfw ms doesn't hat us
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>>2305876
>if anyone wants free sketch commissions
>free commissions
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>>2305779
I remember I used to always tell my friends about that site, and they'd always tell me it was shit.
I now realize that if I'd been born a few years later or it mlp aired a few years earlier, I would have been the worst brony.
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>>2305940
did ms do a panka poe
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>>2305938
Nah, Feb 2011 is fine for me

right before the bans
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>>2305879
This server is 5 x better than vanilla Minecraft.

It flashes when on
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>>2305940
It's a good feel
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hello good sirs, any of you happen to know where to massive pony general is? I've misplaced the link.
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>>2305972
>>>/You'reass/
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>>2305930
You need to tell Galatamon your MC name to be added.

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963703204/
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>>2305704
Just checked, got your email.

Unfortunately I'm running Rarity Quest in 45 minutes and it'll go on for more than an hour.

If you go ahead with the IRC thing, just fill me in when it's finished.
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WOW GUYS THAT FRIENDOFF WAS GREAT WASN'T IT?
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>>2305817
I know. I can't fucking wait. I loved SBemails as a kid.
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How many MC players in MLPG got their copy legally? Just out of curiosity?
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>>2305913
I was going to get in the chat, but I saw who I would be sharing the room with.
Yeah...
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>>2304779

Y-YOU TOO!
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>>2306007
I did when it was 10 bucks.

It used to be fun but the food update ruined it completely
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>>2306007
I did, but a friend bought it for me, and I haven't played in months.
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>>2305999
>tfw leth stole our friendoff stuff and sold it, buying a private island with the brony bucks he made
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when is the friend off?
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>>2305999
Everyone submitted their entries, it's just a matter of Leth getting good Internet. I'm positive he has a good reason. I just pray it isn't tragic

>>2306007
I did. It's only 20 bucks.
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>>2305913
BCS posts links to her stream on tumblr and DA, it's full of retards.
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>>2305966
I miss the original server.

I spent I don't know how many hours laying that god-damned track system. Also my Railyard kicked fucking ass.
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>>2305890
Novemberfag reporting in
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>>2305999
I'm so happy I put all that effort in.
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>>2305976
>>>/F.A.T.A.L/
the only TRPG where you can hide in your own ass!
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>>2306026
>girl
ew, gay
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>>2305886
For the Shazbot server, what gametype should I run first? There's CTF, rabbit, capture and hold, TDM, and arena.
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>>2306045
Wait shazbot server?
WHERE
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>>2306032
>Kierz and RainbowDashBestPonybrony guy are in there
Im laughing so hard
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>>2306026
>ruining our eyes with 3dpd
NEVER, YOU WILL NEVER GET IT THANKS TO THIS SHAMEFUL DISPLAY.
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>>2306034
... I have a deep suspicion that this might be turned into a joke.

>Mr.Cake having photos of his wife in panties
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So Rarity Quest is happening in an hour right?
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>>2306026
see
>>2306025
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>>2306054
Gonna start it up right now before I go to work.
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>>2306045
CTF
AND ONLY CTF
WHY WOULD YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE
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>>2306066
BECAUSE DIVERSITY IS FUN
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>>2306045
CTF, I guess. I haven't played tribes in a while, but that's my vote.
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>>2306045
CTF

The game is based around CTF. Also I think they took out rabbit
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>>2306071
>diversity
>Fun
I BET YOU'RE THE ONE THAT LOVES WHEELCHAIR SPIKE
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>>2306066
Just curious, is all. CTF might not be as >fun with a smaller amount of people unless I switch it to cheap Shrikes and Strikes or something.
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>>2305906
I don't know that feel.
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>>2306071
>TDM
>IN SHAZBOT
NO FUCK YOUR SHIT
THAT'S RETARDED
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>>2306090
Oh god someone post the picture
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>>2306064
HAHA TIME FOR SHAZBOT
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>>2306095
>being an early 2011 fag
feels old yet young
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>>2306091
I understand, but the game really is meant to be played for CTF
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>>2306115
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>>2306034
Someone needs to draw her with a pair of those prank panties.
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>>2305611
nah, 7chan.org/be/ is horsefuckers
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>>2306128
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>>2306103
>>2306090
AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN

THERE IS NO BEGINNING NO END

I'm getting tired of playing on the same maps on TF2. I might add some thing new
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>>2306147
Krabb?
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>>2306142
No, they're Dogfuckers
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>>2306133
Indeed, that's all that I play. Just askin'.

Also, what's everyone's stance on assigned teams/autobalance? They've got a good number of options here.
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>>2306136

who made that even
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>>2305997
Snarky Bastard was the only one who responded at all. It's probably not happening tonight with just one writer.

I think I'll leave a bigger gap between message and meeting this time.
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>>2306034
>my waifu
>my fetish

not getting my hopes up after this challenge produced nothing even remotely fappable. also everything is 98% anthro.
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>>2306136
>fluttershy
oh god my sides
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>>2305704
Oh did you ever post the voting results?
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>>2306158
Nope, other guy.

And they said I as so obvious as anon.
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>>2305611
>>2305611
>>2305611

I get bored with all the fetish and pony-semen talk sometimes.
Sometimes, I just wanna read some >feels.

Also, I like RumbleScoot and Mexican Scootaloo, because they're cute.
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>>2306175
>>2306147
Well I didn't think it was you because no one gives a shit about your opinions, and any maps we want we tell Krabb to add.

Dont fuck with anything
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>>2306136

>NOT POSTING THE ONE WITH ROSS PINKIE
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>>2306175
Well you would be less obvious to fags who spend so much time here if you didn't use Wheel of Time by Blind Guardian
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>>2306192
>hands
thats not ross
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>>2306186
>you will never own a vibrating rumble doll
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>>2306186
>Also, I like RumbleScoot and Mexican Scootaloo, because they're cute.

Mah nigga. It'll suck ones it's proven noncanon, but what can we do?
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>>2306174
Yes! Let me look for them.

Here they are
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>>2306192
10/10
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>>2306192
HA
I didn't have that one
>>
i can't seem to seem to find it, so
rusty quest where
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>>2306166
Communication is important for internet startup projects. You don't have the fortune of having someones physical presence around. If you haven't noticed 90% of internet projects fail so strong communication is important. In other words, make some friends
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>>2306195
Actually Ride into Obsession.

I can't help it, the lyrics sounds so much like the General.
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I HEARD SOME RUMBLESCOOT.
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>TRY TO PLAY SHAZBOT
>CRASHES WHEN I LOG IN
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>>2306240
I love Rumblescoot

Quite a lot
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>>2306213
>Limited NSFW won by one

Holy shit.
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>>2306240
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>>2306234
>90%
Is that an actual figure? Scary.
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>>2306240
the picture is adorable
BUT THE HIND LEGS REALLY BOTHER ME
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>>2306166
Alright, well I'm free this weekend for the most part. Otherwise next week is hit and miss, but I'll make sure to respond to your emails this time.
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>>2306237
I think This Will Never End also fits
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>>2306211

Well, people are still convinced Lyra's a lesbian...

Honestly, though - I tried getting a >meet your ponywaifu's family thing going a couple threads back, but nobody wanted to talk about anything but Big Mac Rapes you in the barn and you put straw down his urethra and the Apple Family turns you into a beast of burden and milks your delicious human semen every day.

It really sucks when that shit happens. I wanted to see if we could have more stuff like the Rarity's Family threads.
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>>2306265
I'm surprised it's that low, frankly.
>>
>dropped $10 for Shazbot gold 4 days ago, because I'm 100 gold short of the 30-day rental price of 1600
>log in today to see the price for 30-day rentals is halved, and I can now pay for a 90-day rental
Well fuck, I guess we'll have three months of Shazbot.
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>>2306240
>>2306251
its such a great word
rumblescoot
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MLPG, how do I get a boyfriend that likes pones?
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>>2306265
Its probably closer to 95 or 98 actually, if you're counting all the shit that people try to start on /v/ and the like
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>>2306213
all that >rape
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>>2306273
Aspirant my willy is ready
30 mins to go
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>>>/v/141570954

ALERT.

Either a brony wishes to attack /v/, or more likely a /v/ user is attempting to create a false flag attack to lure /v/ into attacking /mlp/.
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>>2306291
Come to my house.
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>>2306286

>3 months of pure shazbot pleasure
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>>2306251
>>2306240
Are we summoning Cosmo?
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>shazbot talk
>tfw my main is infiltrator
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>>2306291
i wish i knew
;_;
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>>2306287
rumblescoot
rumblescoot
rumblescoot
rumblescoot

rumblescoot
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>that new Cakes fic

FUCKING UNF
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>>2306308

I don't give have a shit about your stupid fucking board defense force. It's the internet. Stop being fucking retarded.
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>>2306308
>we
>/co/

GOD DAMN IT
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>>2306308
Well, whatever. Let them spam /mlp/.
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>>2306308
I don't give a fuck about that shithole.
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>>2306265
Pulled it out of my ass, but its accurate
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>>2306240

>"Get your tail off of my side!"
>"Make me!"
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>>2306308
And that should bother us why? It's not like they're going to do anything aside from spam.
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>>2306335
well don't just stand there unfing POST IT ALREADY
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>>2306308
ALERT ALERT ALERT
IT'S FUCKING NOTHING
ALERT
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>>2306308
fucking bronies
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>>2306335
Link?
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>>2306308
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO
Why the fuck would I care, both /v/ and /mlp/ deserve to rot in the ninth circle of hell
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>>2306291
Ask around here subtly, I'm guessing ~30% of the general swings that way. Hell, I'd do it if I weren't so ineligible for this sort of stuff.
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>>2306334
I would that pony.
I would that pony SO FUCKING HARD.
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>>2306240
>no seatbelts
>car crash
>they're both ejected and their brains are scattered on the asphalt

ALWAYS WEAR YOUR FUCKING SEATBELTS
>>
>>>/v/141571490
hi sentenal
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>>2306349
>>2306350

Yeah, but what if they spam MLPG?
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>>2306377
SEATBELTS ARE 4GAYLORDS
I'D RATHER FLY
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>>2306372

b-but I doubt anyone in the general lives near me..
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>>2306365
Its all i can do.

UNF

its on heroku
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>>2306377
No, but they're pegasi, Scootaloo ca-
OH WAIT
HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>2306395
they wont be able to find us
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>>2306395
So what?
Oh my fucking god manual dubs spam oh god it's so horrible oh my we haven't experienced something like tha-wait, we have. Multiple times.
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>>2306308

/v/ is the Detroit of 4chan. Nobody goes there except the scum who can't go anywhere else, and nobody cares about it, especially not the people who post there.

It's a rotting slum of a board, and I'm just fine to stay out of it.
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>>2306286
So are we going to have a means of voip?

I wouldn't mind hanging out with the mlpgers
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>>2306405
where do you live
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>>2306418
Let's just hope that we're past the bump limit when IT HAPPENS
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>>2306395
Like I give a fuck.

We've been spammed by worse.
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>>2306428
you mean /b/
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>>2306428
I guess that's why /v/ loves Deus Ex Human Revolution
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>>2306395
We've endured more clever spam than whatever a number of rustled /v/irgins can throw at us.

this would be on the level of "niggers tongue your asshole"
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>>2306395
We've had much more interesting spam

Ika was frankly funny and enjoyable. Remember bouncing him around 4chan?
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>>2306454
/v/ is /b/ without video games
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>>2306434

New Orleans
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>>2306395
So? It's just a bunch of retarded /v/ kids. They'll get banned eventually. We've had worse.
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>>2306433
>voip
Steam group voice chat
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>>2306246
>>2306246
PLEASE HELP
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>>2306286
You guys are in the US aren't you ;_;
I guess I might drop by and be that laggy cunt flag capper
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>>2305213

I am tree-sexual.
I am sexually attracted to trees.
fluttershy == mai waifu
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>>2306454
/v/ is worse than /b/
It's nearly as bad as /pol/
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>>2306450
I liked that spammer we had recently who used that program that copy/pastes other posts.

It gave some amusing replies to our normal posts.
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>>2304728

He got a new mic so I should be able to do the full thing... you know, if he ever fucking talks. He's a self-conscious motherfucker in VOIP.
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>>2306377
>Rarity is driving the CMCs and Rumble around
>They keep yelling and screaming and arguing in the car
>Rarity keeps animatedly turning around and telling them to be quiet.
>"Be quiet, you ruffians! I can't focus on driving if you keep yelling!"
>All of a sudden, the car hits a large pink body.
>The fillies and rumble scream and start crying.
>Rarity: "OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH"
>Pinkie pulls her bloodied face up to the car window
>Rarity rolls down the window
>Pinkie: "And that's why: You don't yell."
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>>2306481
>Steam group
I DONT WANT MY FRIENDS KNOWING I LIKE PONIES
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>>2306460
I actually didn't see a single instance of that.
I think I was around for it, it just literally didn't touch these threads, aside from making old generals fall off faster.
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>>2306469
oh, that's no where close to me
>tfw unable to hook up with fellow ponyfucker
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>>2306454
/b/ is the San Antonio of 4chan.
The people who stay there are fat and stupid and horrible drivers, the city's a mess and no one cares, and the only people who visit are really uninformed tourists.
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>>2306503
Don't have to join the group to join the chat anon
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>>2306497
>He's a self-conscious motherfucker in VOIP.

I know that feel...

I wonder if I SOUND fat over the mic...
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>>2306469
Used to live in NOLA a few years ago. Too bad.
In ATX now.
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>new Flitter/CC fapfic
FUCK YEA
>diapers
>watersports/scat
>masturbation
>no incest

>mfw
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>>2306377
Good. I hate both of those characters.
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>>2306522
CANT THEY SOMEHOW SEE ME IN IT?
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>>2306491
>>2306467
>>2306454
>>2306428

I'll defend /v/. When it's /v/ and the threads are vidya related it's a great board. But yesterday was unforgivable. The majority of the threads all day and all night were off topic non-vidya garbage.
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>>2306501
>badstorybro.png
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>>2306454

/b/ is Cleveland.

It's just as bad, but Detroit has more people getting shot in the streets and more gangs moving roadsigns to lure drivers into their territory so they can stove their heads in with tire-irons and steal their cars.
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>>2306484
Oh shit yeah
LK is it East Coast? Near NY?

Because whenever I play on NY East I can get around 100-120 ping from Europe and that ain't bad
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>>2306521
>fellow Texan detected
San Antonio is shit. Everyone drives like a stupid mexican abuelita.
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>>2306469
A fellow southanon, I see
That's still a bit distant from me, sorry.
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>>2306501
I just imagined a pony version of that commercial where that car pins a woman and her boyfriend to a wall and shit.

The wombo combo version

OH UP SMASH
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>>2306251
BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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>>2306536
Nope!
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>>2306503

Join lots of other groups so that people will only notice your horse friends if they make an effort to check all of your groups. That's what I did.
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>>2306521
San Antonio really does have the worst drivers man.

Thats why im afraid to drive here.
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>>2306530
link?
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>>2306527
>Krabb sounds like a total faggot
>talks the most
>we all like him when he talks
DEAL
WITH
IT
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>>2306286
hell yeah
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>>2306552

How distant?
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>>2306521
>>2306548
>>2306586
Hello fellow Texans.
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Take your bets ladies and gentlemen. Will something interesting happen before I pass out? Chances are no, but lets try anyway

>>2306320
>>2306320
>>2306320
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>>2306605
>Texas horsefuckers
Y'all know that bestiality isn't illegal here, right?
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>>2306588
http://pastebin.com/atqhwSDf
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What board is Los Angeles?
>>
dooks pls
pls repone

dooks
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>>2306610
aw yiss
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>>2306307
>my willy is ready

oh my


And for those who haven't noticed, Rarity Quest session 2 begins in about 20 minutes. We'll be using the most recent dead horse, which will most likely be this one.

Have a nice night regardless of whether you join us or not!
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>>2306593

I still think I should make krabb.avi. I just need more clips of him sperging, and that doesn't happen nearly as often anymore because A) he doesn't play hats that much and B) bloobie is gone.
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>>2306585
>Only in two groups.
>The chucklefucks that got Scott so buttarmageddoned he shut down the VGCats forum.
>And ponies.
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>>2306548
>>2306586

>mfw walking home from a party during FUCKING FIESTA
someone was driving on the sidewalk
on the wrong side of the street
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>>2306629
/tv/. Large and pretty much what you make of it.
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>>2306585
>got invited to "Team Pinkie Pie" on steam ages ago
>I dont know why I'm in it
>always get these events about hats games or something
>apparently they are a team who play competitively or something

How the hell did I end up in there...
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>>2306539
>off topic threads
That is /v/ all the time.
Then! When there is a vidya thread they talk about how much they hate games.
Fuck that shithole, worst board on here.
>>
>>2306641
>BlueB is gone
ha, thank god
what happened to him?
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>>2306652
HOrY ShEEt
>>
>tfw you are the only mlpg ponyfucker in your city
feels mediocre mane
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>>2306652
Cute.
But this isn't the /b/ thread.
We laugh at that image just as much as you do.
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>>2306600
South texas
even if I were closer, there would be problems that would be very hard to overcome, so I'm sorry
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>>2306652
OK? And?
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>>2306659

It's even populated by superficial people who only care about looks. They tried starting a Film Club on /tv/. It ended badly. Their threads got spammed by /celeb/ backers who just want to talk about 14 year olds.
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>>2306655
>walking home from a party during FUCKING FIESTA
>leaving the fucking HOUSE during fiesta

[oooh]
NOW YA FUCKED UP
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>>2306689
That's probably the case for a lot of us
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>>2306683

Hit by a bus.

rip in peace bloobie.
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>>2306689
Bitch I'm the only one in my country
Get on my level
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>>2306628
thank you. imma need both hands for this
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Shazbot server is live, or at least it should be. Info will be updated here if I ever change any settings.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1wzmkdhSz6bjdYVP_NOCj7D5yoY2QE9yHKECup4iZ6Lo/edit

Filter name: rope
Password: cheeselegs

Server name is definitely open to suggestions. I think MLPG was taken by some other pony people, if I recall.

Wish I could play with you guys now, but I'm off to work.
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>>2306610
>>2306610
>>2306610
>>2306610
>>2306610
>>2306610
>>2306610
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>>2306723
NOOOOOOO MY TRIBES ISNT WORKING
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>>2306676

It comes and goes man. Memorial day was a wasteland for /v/. All /rk9/ style threads. Other days late night /v/ when the kids are all asleep is actually good.
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>>2306469
>>2306552
>>2306521
>>2306548
>>2306586
>>2306605
>>2306615
We rednecks now?
Greetings from NC
>>
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE CITY
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>>2306585
>in a steam group called "X♥X♥Im Sexy Im Gorgeous And Im Ready To OWN U ♥X♥X"
>it's actually a great place to find competitive TF2 matches and mixes

I like it
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>>2306716
>implying greece is really a country now that germany has repossessed it
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>>2306723
Im so fucking jelly of /vg/. their server name fits so well.

/vg/tg
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>>2306689
I'm in Los Angeles so I dunno lol
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>>2306730
>forgot image
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>>2306730
Bitch I'm from the h-tizzy. I'm all cosmopolitan and shit.
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>>2306615
I grew up around horses. They are disgusting.
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>>2306703
WE WERE WATCHING PONIES AND THEN SOMEONE PULLED OUT SOME SHITTY VODKA AND WE DRANK UNTIL MY RIDE PASSED OUT
it was five miles back to my apartment, walking down Bandera
and it was 10PM
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>My face when that Mobius Unleashed thread in /v/

I LOVE PORNOGRAPHY.
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>>2306751
Not Greece bro
A even shittier country
Still kinda sucks for Greece
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>>2306723
>that feel when I can't Shazbot with you guys

Are there any configs for shit tier >laptops?
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>>2306744
Don't judge a book by its cover

CHRIST MLPG, DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW FOR GODS SAKE? WHY DO FORGET THE MOST SIMPLE MORALS?
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>>2306714
Good
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>>2306716
There's no way that could be true.
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>>2306246
>>2306482
GOD DAMMIT ITS HAPPENING TO ME TOO
HOW DID THEY BREAK IT, THEY HAVEN'T EVEN PATCHED IT
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>>2306723
Someone get this detail added to the steam group so we don't forget
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>>2306772
>walking down Bandera

You were fucked before you left the building
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>>2306744
The last time I regularly played hats was last summer, but all my friends and I would play near-exclusively on a set of furry servers. They had good servers and their maps/matches were good.
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>tfw can't finish things

AAAAA

Experimenting with another shading method.
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>>2306723
so i have never shazbotted before, if i joined this server exactly how big a fool of myself would i make for exactly how long?
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>>2304274

She started out more curvy, but all that strengthening up made her more lean. Nothin I can do about it.
>>
WHAT IS THE STEAM GROUP ANYWAYS
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>>2306774
The one with the Knuckles pic in the OP?
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>>2306775
>Implying Albania is a real country and not property of GREAT AND POWERFUL SERBIA OWNER OF ALL POTATO
>>
>check steam
>invite to "Gaming Debate" group

where the fuck do these groups even come from man
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>>2306793
A very big fool for quite a while, depending on how good you are at aiming while going fast.
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>>2306785
ITS THE HACKERS THAT TOOK DOWN 4CHAN MAN.
THEY ARE GETTING ALL YOU SICK HORSEFUCKERS OUT OF THEIR TRIBES.
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>>2306795
If you have one of the newer updates, you can buy stuff from a bakery.

I think all it does is fatten you up a little, but I haven't really experimented
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>>2306793
2.3 second flat
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>>2306793
We'd probably laugh at you here if you're that bad like Klondike
>1:14 against bots in LoL
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>>2306804
I den of villains and cowards. Stay far away from that place.
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>>2306723
can you please add ommandant to that player list in Oceania
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>>2306807
Not Albania either
Romania
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>>2306806

Yes.
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>>2306730

Middle TN.

I hate this state. County police are corrupt as fuck, and it's full of bible-thumping conservatives in one half and stereotypical as fuck liberals in the other. Also it's humid as shit. Fuck Tennessee.
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>>2306812
well i have always been at least decent at FPS, but the last one i played was BF3 which i know is a completely different type of game
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>>2306804
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral
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>>2306819
>1:14 against bots in LoL

HOW?
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>>2306776
google skolfy's minecraft config pastebin
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>>2306823
Neat.
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>>2306841
ASK HIM
IT NEVER GETS OLD
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Survey of the threads on the front page of /v/ right now, for those curious.

- Dark Souls for steam
- Sanic flash game
- new trailer for Arelier Ayesha
- Choose wisely (pic related)
- Epic Mickey thread
- Ito manga dump
- Max Payne 3
- WoW thread
- Jet Set Radio
- Steam begging

So we have a few "gamer culture" threads that are bad, and one off topic thread. It's alright now. I've noticed that "Morning /v/" is the worst /v/ for some reason. We have 50% non-vidya rates at that time. Right about now is when /v/ starts to get good again.
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>>2306829
East TN. Same problems. I swear I live in the buckle of the bible belt. Dry county, too. I've got to drive for a half hour to get liquor.
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>>2306842
How do you add them to shazbutt?
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>>2306793
It's cool, bro. Come be an infiltrator with me and we'll suck together.
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>>2306861
DS is already on steam.
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>>2306832
Play in pub servers till you get to lvl 8, it's brownie island so you'll do fine. after that dont feel dismayed that you get your shit pushed in
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>load up tribes for the first time in a week
>its crashing too
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>>2306819
exactly how team oriented is it? i dont mind sucking at vidya when im new, i just dont like bringing others down because im shitty.
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>>2306728
Did you repair it? Click that little cog in the top-right of the launcher and you can fix it that way.

>>2306793
You get the hang of it pretty quickly, but mastering anything is hard as hell. Just stick with a single class and work on that. Soldier is a good all-around.

>>2306822
Gotcha.
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>>2306877
Yes, that's why there is a thread about it
It got added very recently
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>>2306861
Yeah, sure. It's Friday night. All the shitposter /b/ migrant koolkidz are out having a good time while the proper virgins are staying in.
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>>2306827
unf
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>>2306829
At least justice is occasional served, right?
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>>2306795
>>2306814
buy the doughnuts from the bakery it gives -4 muscle tone but no weight gain
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>>2306821
it circlejerks but its not that bad
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>>2306861
>You receive the entire arsenal of what you just played
>Civ 5

YES PLEASE
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>>2306730
>someone else from my state is in these threads
The thought that there is even the remote chance that I might know someone here is terrifying.
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>>2306723
I'll hop on in 30 min
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>>2306894
acording to /vg/ nobody is able to log in
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>>2306814

Didn't know that, never went inside the bakery before.
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>>2306861
Remember when /v/ was quitting Steam?
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>>2306629
>>2306659
>>2306695

/v/ is Detroit
/b/ is San Antonio or Cleveland
/tv/ is LA

This... has me intrigued now.

I wonder what /g/, /k/, /mu/ and /tg/ would be.

Or /mlp/, for that matter.
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>>2306886
Depends. You can carry a shit team simply by being fast and capping the flag

Unless you're against a good team, in which case it's very, very team orientated

But that's not an issue because I've seen you guys in a fair few vidya and you all suck ass
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>>2306861
>played tribes
>pathfinder armour
YES FUCKING PLEASE
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>>2306928
>Remember when /v/ was quitting Steam?

I don't remember that. /v/ loves steam.
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>>2306909
>Crusader Kings 2
My main weapon seems to be my cock and testes...
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>>2306861
I pick the day with Gabe
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>>2306937
It lasted for about two minutes after the "GABEN IS A BRONY" shitstorm.
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>>2305845
>>2305989

Oh, so this is why I got so many PM's just now.

Anyone who wants on the whitelist can also post their username here:
http://mlpg.co/co/res/313.html
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>>2306918
So that's what that was. I tested out the server and thought I got kicked for idling.
WELL FUCK. I'm sure it will get fixed, but for now I really have to go. Hopefully some people will be here to Shazbot in the morning.
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>>2306929
Curios about /mu/, it's my main board
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>>2306932
>and you all suck ass
I too can confirm this based on KF, TF2 and L4D2
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>>2306929
/g/ could be San Francisco
Full of dirty hippies and homeless people along with a tiny minority who actually know their shit
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>>2306861
>Entire arsenal of Resistance 3
OH MY FUCK YES
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>MLPG steam group
>36 in Chat
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>>2306937
They didn't when they learned Gaben loves him some ponies.
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>>2306970
WAIT LK
WHERE IS IT HOSTED?
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/This%20Day%20OverallProg3.mp3

Last update before I actually have to take off.
REPLACED:
"Drop" (no, not dubstep, more of a synth-brass instrumental) with song-accurate interlude, FAR shorter

This is STILL not complete; need to add vocals for the last full verse and reprise. Can't stay long, will have to check later.
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>>2306988
>not "dooks busting a nut.gif"
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>>2306987

But they THINK they're Silicon Valley.
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>>2306989
It's peak time in America. Come morning and afternoon in GMT, it dies down a lot - I like that time the most
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>>2306861
>Supcom FA
LET'S FUCKING DO THIS
40 METER GIANT ROBOT HERE I COME
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>>2306994
N.A. East. I can change it depending on the majority of players after today I guess.

[VGB]
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>>2307012
Exactly
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>>2307019
>N.A East
AW YISS I CAN PLAY WITH YOU AMERIFAGS
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>>2306932
well as long as i wont be alone. im just installing and updating it now.
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>>2306929

How about /ck/?

That's mostly where I hung out before I found Pony.
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>>2307019
:_;
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>>2306867

What part of East TN do you live in? I'm going to be in Pigeon Forge for the Rod Run in September.

wait what the fuck am I saying. I don't want to get within twenty feet of one of you fuckers.
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>>2307019
east is good
Will you put the server address or whatever on the googledoc or what?
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>Shazbot: Ascend
You may go fast, you will never go FAUST
;_;
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>>2306873
pls respond
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>>2307062
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>>2306973

Minneapolis or Seattle.

They think they're a musical hub and a lynchpin of the industry, but really it's a bunch of kids whining about who has better taste in music.

Also the weather sucks.
>>
God damnit I want to shazbot. Why does it have to be broken?
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>>2307048
Birmingham, Alabama has the highest obese population.
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horse
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>>2307084
>rainy weather
>bad
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/fit/ is Denver

dat low obesity rate
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>>2307091

/fit/fag detected.
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Hey all you Texans, fellow Texan here.

How many of you waifu AJ? be honest

I do
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>>2307094
Yellow horse is a sweet horse.
>>
ASPIRANT
MY WEENUS CANT WAIT MUCH LONGER
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Come along, gents. two minutes until showtime so let's set the stage for Aspirant. Only 17 images to go.
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>>2306910
>get new job stocking shelves at night a bit over a week ago
>guy who works the same shift as I do refers to the night shift as "Hamburger Time"
>has jokingly called me autistic a few times

It's just vague enough to make me wonder, but not common enough to make me ask if he fucks horses. What are some non-autistic MLPG phrases that I could work into conversation to try and find out if he's stuck on the ride too?
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>>2307132
Calm thyself, it'll be in this horse when it dies.
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>>2307128
YELLOW HORSE IS BEST HORSE NIGGA
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>>2307115
I'm a rarifag.
But squigglekicker is best ship.
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you're here
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>>2307141
>Rape
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>>2307115
But that's like wiafuing your sister.
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>>2307078
tribes.ini I think, it's in my documents
but I'm not sure I haven't tried
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>>2307059
Bradley Co. Pigeon Forge would be a 'day trip', but rest assured, PQ, I wouldn't want to so much as breathe the same air as you.
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>>2307141
>rape
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>>2307132
Then get killin this horse
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>>2306996
Now that's more like it
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>>2307111

And they're all white boys trying to act like rugged mountain men when most of them are just metro pansies?
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>>2307019
NA East is the most centralized as far as first world countries go so it is advisable
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>>2307149
i like AJ she has the 2nd prettiest eyes
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>>2307115
AJ is my second favorite pony
Pinkie and Rarity are tied for first because of how often I switch between them.
My waifu is Gilda
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>>2307111
Colorado dude
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>>2307141
Refer to something as your "waifu."
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>>2307178
>NA Easy
Poor miLes
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>>2307149
Makes sense, since technically you would be treekicker.

>>2307161
I was born here but my family doesnt act all that southern.
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>>2307141
>some cry
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>>2307141
Give him le dick.
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>>2307180
I agree.
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>>2307171
>Rarity Quest
awwww yeah
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>>2307141
Try to shift the conversation to cartoons or some shit like this
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i never knew there were so many people in the steam chat
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>>2307207
There aren't usually.
Tonight we're extra active. Highest I've seen is 42
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>>2307207
Friday night is prime time for circle jerk
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>>2307170
>>2307160
Fuck you guys, I specifically said NON autistic.

>>2307190
But what if he thinks I /a/?
What if he is /a/
oh god

>>2307196
This could work. Maybe.
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>>2307169
>>2307059
JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCK ALREADY YOU TWO.
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>>2307169

That's a relief. Hell even if you showed up in Pigeon Forge, I guarantee you that you wouldn't be able to pick me out of the crowd. It's not like I'm a mint-green marshmallow unicorn or anything - I can blend into a crowd pretty well.
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>>2307205
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>that feel
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>>2307207
dat circlejerk
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>>2306996
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>>2307205
>Rarity Quest Time
FINALLY
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>>2307115

I wanted to have a >feel about being her boyfriend going to her family reunion the other night - sort of a reverse Rarity Family, but YOU'RE the one on the spot - it died quickly because nobody wanted to talk about anything but fetishes. Maybe we could revive it?
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>>2307207
whats the deal with the steam group. i know they are like their own little thing now or the general treats it like it is. is it even a good source for people to vidya with? im in the group but never bothered with it really because of this mindset.
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>>2307110

Rainy weather SOMETIMES good.

No AC because they don't remember what it's like to have a sunny or hot day? Bad.
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>>2307226
Try to start the MLPG Horsefucker Ultra-Secret Handshake with him.
>First you wriggle your tail
>oink oink oink
>Then you wriggle your snout
>oink oink oink
>Then you pantomime sucking off a stallion
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>>2307254
I would love those feels. Unfortunately I have a friend over so we'll be playin vidya soon. ;_;
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>>2307254
Lets do it on the next horse.
>>
Which pone is PS3 of ponyville?
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>>2307048

I don't know, but they're knowledgeable cooks, even if they're snooty as fuck sometimes.
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>>2307284
>ponying when you have someone over

sup autist
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>>2307291
Fluttershy.
As demonstrated in Hurricane Fluttershy, she has zero game.
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I made a new horse since I'm taking over dead horse, if that's alright.


New Horse:
>>2307297
>>2307297
>>2307297
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>>2307259

>i know they are like their own little thing now

We really aren't. We're more like a perpetually off-topic general thread - we're still all MLPGers, we just talk about vidya more often than ponies.
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>>2307259
Christ Almighty. LOOK PEOPLE, there is a REASON I pushed for a Steam group to be made. It's primary purpose, like the Internet as a whole is to provide communication between fellow MLPGers if and when 4chan/the General goes down. It's secondary purpose is to provide people with assistance in the areas of their needs, like information, links and knowledge.

But no no, like the Internet, instead it's main focus is circle jerking people like Nachoes and Faceless.
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>>2307276
Oh god
does anyone have the secret /tg/ handshake guide
>>
ded
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>>2307298
He knows I'm a ponyfag. He went to the bathroom or something.

Probably gonna hit up some LoL when he gets back.
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>>2307259
It's not a seperate entity. Almost all of them visit the general regularly
It was set up FOR vidya. They have servers in like, three or four different games now.

The people are funny, so yes, play vidya although the majority suck ass
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>>2307289

I would like that.
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>>2307326
You just know a fellow fa/tg/uy when you see him.
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>>2306996
This song gives me fucking chills.
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>>2307330
Be ready to get rocked in T:A
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>>2307325
>implying we actually circlejerk
Nah, we just...talk

Like, someone will post a link and we'll discuss the hilarity of TOR for a while, before someone asks something about drawing or some shit and then we talk about that
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>>2307351
Or smell
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>>2307376
>implying
I've played with you faggots before, you're mediocre at best
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Player One is ready!
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>>2307388
I resent that not really, but I am a fa/tg/uy by nature
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>>2307398
I am generally okay at the vidyan gaem
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>>2307402
I' let Sweetie be the queen of the mountain whenever she wants
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>>2307377
pretty much. i even >talk sometimes.
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>>2307325
>it's main focus is circle jerking people like Nachoes

most of us ridicule nachos whenever he shows up. i mean, we treat him like a legitimate horsefucker, not jokingly like we do to each other.
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>>2307423
Have I played with you in the Steam Group?
WHO ARE YOU
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>>2307398
I've gotten a lot better at racing games once I figured out how useful drifting is. I finally beat Lego Racers!
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>>2307438
She was adorable
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Last time on Rarity “Quest”:

You rushed the remains of your favorite T-shirt to Rarity's boutique, only to be told your shirt was unable to be salvaged. Overcoming this monumental loss, you hired Rarity to make you a new outfit. She insisted that your outfit be free, citing a tradition of hers. You caved but on the condition that you treat her to lunch. She agreed, and the two of you shared a simple lunch together, finishing it off with wine and some cake. All in all a pleasant afternoon.

But upon walking her back to her boutique, the two of you were ambushed by the rest of her family. You tried to excuse yourself, but Rarity's father put an arm around you, brought you back in, and the embarrassing questions began. In the end, Rarity flung a playful Sweetie Belle of your back and absconded with you to regain her composure. You reminded her about the importance of family subtly before Rarity made a slip of the tongue and ran back to her boutique for the day.

It is now the next day, the day Rarity says your new outfit will be ready. She also said during the first day that the two of you should spend time together again in celebration of your outfit....

I'm going to make some coffee and come back, please indicate your first desired action. Though I have an idea, I'm curious if you guys have anything different instead of me railroading you.
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>>2307398
I haven't played with MLPG, so you may have a new opponent.
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>>2307456
I don't know if you have played with me

But I stand by my statement
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>>2307458
>Lego Racers
That shit was hard
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>>2307458

I fucking love Lego Racers.
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So how bout that new horse?
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>>2307115
Waifu's are for the weak.
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new horse thread where
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>>2307477
>You
>Good at the vidya
HAHAHA FULL STOP STOP FUCKING WITH ME HERE
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>>2307486
>
>>2307323
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>>2307226
Just start whistling a song from the show.
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>>2307482
Who wants new horse when we have rariquest horse
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>You will never lay in bed with Rarity, trying not to hear her parents having noisy sex in the next room.
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>>2307470
well, let's get this started then. shall we head to the boutique to check out our new outfit?
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>>2307494
I said generally okay, not good. I usually reach a point where I stop embarrassing myself.
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>>2307470
Well what can we do now?
Just go to her. No need to dress fancy since we will be wearing our new cloths
A bouquet would be nice tough but it will probably be a bit to much
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>>2307470
Well, first we make sure we've got a full wallet today, just in case an impromptu lunch date occurs. Don't want to be caught wanting in that department.
Let's also make sure we're tidy, since looking unkempt in Rarity's hoof-crafted outfit would be practically criminal.
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>>2307470
Make sure we look presentable and stuff
Shower, shave, pick out something that isn't like, jeans-and-a-tshirt-tier and then go grab some lunch.

Don't want to seem too eager, we'll go after we've eaten because it means our potential next date is closer to the evening
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>>2307538
yeah, go heavy on the dosh so we're not crunched like last time.
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>>2307567
Do we even have money?
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>>2307470
Head to Carousel Boutique to get our new outfit.

I need an inventory of what resources we leave our place with, please.
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>>2307141
>>2307226
>>2307500
let me get this straight

we're supposed to hide powerlevels from brony at all times

but now you're telling me it's unless you suspect the other guy is MLPG

this is bullshit
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>Leth is in the new horse
>eager for friend off stuff and rarity quest at same time
OH FUCK DECISIONS
AAAAAAAAA
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>>2307574
Quick everyone, check your pockets.
What you find is what we have.
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>>2307587
Just stick to the rule of never showing your powerlevel.
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>>2307603
>I have cash
Huzzah.
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>>2307589
>Rusty Quest
>Rarity Quest
>Friend Off
>tfw a sentinel

Multi task is a skill I need to work on.
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>>2307603
last time it was implied that we have more money at our place.

currently carrying $150 USD though.
>>
Is this one humanized?
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>>2307623
>sentenal is taking part in this quest
aw man god damn it
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>>2307619
>Human cash
>In pony land.
Don't you huzzah just yet.
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>>2307574
Even if we weren't that well off I'm sure we'd make a sacrifice for a lady
>>
What do we even do for a living ?
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>>2307649
Nope, just capping it.
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>>2307650
Well, I've also got a knife and a couple pens. Nothing immediately useful.
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>>2307641
pls respond
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>>2307641
No man pony
We anon
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>>2307470

>>2307518
>>2307536
>>2307538
>>2307545
>>2307581

>After waking up in the late morning, taking a shower, and shaving, you put on some nicer casual wear to wear to Rarity's boutique. Nothing fancy, just a nice button up shirt and a decent pair of pants, one without holes or stains on them.
>You check your wallet for cash: This time around you're hauling a whopping 400 bits on your person. After skimping on lunch the other day, you want to make sure you can treat Rarity to a decent meal should the opportunity arise again today.

>You've got a few hours to kill before the estimated completion time for your outfit. You could head there to see how Rarity is doing, or you could grab some lunch first. Or maybe you'd like to kill time by wandering town and seeing if anything is going on.

The choice is yours.
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>>2307696
>Nothing useful.
Bitch, get some string and a rubber band.
We could build a fucking bomb with that.
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>>2307749
Wander around. Might have a fateful encounter.
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>>2307749
>400 bits
Yes, this will do.

Wander the town to see what is going on.
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>>2307749
Wander town
Just avoid Dash and Pinkie because they could do something and ruin our cloths
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>>2307749

Wander
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>>2307749
Grab some lunch, but take a roundabout route to get there
Might bump into a pone and have adventures
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>>2307749
Go in town to see what's going on

We're gonna meet her parents there aren't we?
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>>2307783
>Avoiding Pinkie.
That's just asking for it.
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>>2307828
Then what?
Well end up dragged into something out of our control.
>>
WHERE IS OLD RARIQUEST?!
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>>2307846
Or Pinkie would just tag along to see our new outfit because Rarity is her friend? Come on, she's not going to conscript us for party duty just by walking down the street.
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>>2307887
>she comes bouncing down the street
>bouncing in muddy puddles
PANIC
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>>2307884
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%201%2C%20Part%201.png
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/Aspirant/Rarity%20Quest/Rarity%20Quest%201%2C%20Part%202.png

After this one is done and dusted, I'll make a webpage that links to all logs.
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>>2307887
No she just does town wide musical numbers at random.
What could possibly go wrong?
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>>2307749

>>2307773
>>2307777
>>2307783
>>2307792
>>2307806
>>2307807

>You decide to wander town, perhaps grabbing some lunch while you're there.
>You step out of your home into a nice sunny day, a cool cross breeze gently drifting through your hair as you lock your door and proceed into town
>The streets are filled with varying ponies and stallions, all laughing, talking, some working, but almost all with a smile on their face.
>Your stomach growls impatiently as you walk near Sugarcube corner. Despite your hunger, you decide to avoid the place. You aren't in the mood for anything sugary, and worse, messy.
>Instead you go to a little cart that has wraps for sale, purchasing a cheap 5 bit wrap from the smiling mare. She bats her eyes at you when your hand grazes her hoof, making you blush but smile in return. She's about to say something when there's a swift thud to your legs, nearly bowling you over!
>You manage to hang onto your wrap as you and the mare look down and see:

>Sweetie Belle
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>>2307927
>sweetie belle
We do have heart pills right?
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>>2307927
BECOME THE MOUNTAIN
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>>2307927
Well, say hello. It's rude to stare, after all.
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>>2307942
You're a relatively healthy individual, you won't need medication most likely
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>>2307927
Have a chat with Sweetie Butt_ and ask her what she's doing, and if her sister is finished on your outfit
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>>2307964

We Katawa now
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>>2307927
Well say hi and ask her what she wants
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>>2307927
say hello to the little filly, maybe ruffle her hair a bit and ask what she's doing today.
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>>2308007
>ruffle her hair
THIS
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Ask her how her sister is doing.
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>>2307927

>>2307957
>>2307959
>>2307970
>>2307985
>>2308007

>You give a small chuckle as Sweetie shakes her head after the collision and ask her what the hurry is. She's wearing a little saddlebag that she ensures to dust off with a hoof before looking up at you.
>She blinks, standing back up with a little hop and a smile, "Oh hey mister! I'm in a hurry to the clubhouse right now, so I can't talk for long," she's interrupted when her tiny stomach growls rather loudly, making her lay her ears back and blush, "S-sorry about that, I still need to get lunch with the girls." Her eyes wander to the cart with wraps, then to yours, her little eyes glittering as she licks her lips, before shaking her head again to snap herself out of it.

What do?
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>>2308087
Like there's even a choice
Buy the small filly a wrap
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>>2308087
She can have a bite, since she's still going to have lunch with her friends.
One bite. Just tear off a third or so of the wrap.
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>>2308087
get wraps for the CMCs and send her on her way. oh, and one for us as well.
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>>2308087

Taunt her because we have food and she doesn't
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>>2308115
You already have yours in hand, no need to buy yourself a second one.
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>>2308087
Buy her a wrap.
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>>2308087
Buy her a wrap, one for each of her friends and ruffle her hair
Send her on a way like that cool relative you always wanted to be close to
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>>2308087
Buy one wrap for her and each of her friends.

>Bit count: 380
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>>2308112
>>2308137
But she's going to lunch with her friends! It shall spoil her appetite if we give her a whole one.
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>>2308129
duh. derp. i can't read tonight.
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>>2308087

Buy lunch for the CMC
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Oh god if we buy so many wraps that pony is going to fuckin hit on us.
Goddamn.
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>>2308161
>implying we don't have a wrap battle
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>>2308148
Ask her what are they going to do to make sure they won't end up doing something dangerous
Then go to Rarity before we end up spending everything we have
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>>2308184
That isn't punny.
>>
Lettuce wrap this up, gentlemen.
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>>2308238
It was a fajita-the moment kind of thing anon, forgive us
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>>2308087

>>2308112
>>2308114
>>2308115
>>2308124
>>2308137
>>2308144
>>2308148
>>2308154

>You've got cash to spare, and the hungry little filly's eyes tear at your heart.
>You ask her what her favorite kind of wrap is.
>"Sunflower, but why?"
>You ask who the other members of her club are, and subsequently their favorite kind of wraps.
>"Well, there's Applebloom who likes the spiced Apple wrap with peanut butter. And then there's Scootaloo, she likes the kind with banana, raisins and peanut butter."
>You buy each kind of wrap from the vendor, and slide them into Sweetie's saddlebag, giving her a wink as she gawks.
>"Th-thank you! The girls will love these!" She grabs your leg in a firm hug, so you ruffle her mane gently, making her giggle.
>"I bet you're going to see my sister, riiiiiiight?" She looks at you knowingly before continuing, "Well, I was just there. She's finishing your outfit. But she's hungry too, I....sorta made fun of her when her stomach growled louder than mine," she laughs again, "You should've seen the look on her face! She gets so embarrassed with her 'non ladylike behavior.'"
>Sweetie covers her mouth as she has a laugh before looking at you in mild terror, "D-don't tell her I said that, please! A-anyway, I've got to get going to my meeting. You could come, I bet the girls would like to thank you for the food and meet you. And then we could play! Wouldn't that be great?"

An opportunity to meet the other two CMC has arrived. Or you can go to Rarity's as you originally intended.
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>>2308375
How much time till we need to be at Rarity?
I'm sure we could play with them a for a bit
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>>2308375
Ask her what Rarity's favorite kind of wrap is, then buy the wrap.
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>>2308375
Well, you've still got a little time... but do we want to get dirtied up before we meet Rarity? Because you just know we're gonna get filthy if we end up playing with the CMC.
On the other hand, this is the perfect time to ask Sweetie Rarity's favorite type of wrap and surprise her with it.
Decisions, decisions.
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>>2308375
>
>>2308415
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>>2308375
HNNNGH, this is tough, however, continue on to Rarity's like we planned. We need to honor our prior plan. Tell Sweetie to have fun with her friends and that you'll hang out with another time.

Don't pretend like the CMC aren't going to burst into the boutique anyways because Sweetie wants them to meet you.
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>>2308421
We'll change cloths anyway so getting dirty wouldn't be that big of a problem
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>>2308375
Ask Sweetie what Rarity likes to eat

Then buy that
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>>2308447
Be that is it may, showing up to an appointment disheveled leaves a bad impression. We'd lose affection points.
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>>2308375
>
>>2308415

tell her you'll come to one of their meetings another time, and send her on her way. proceed to the boutique avec wrap.
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>>2308470
Man we got dirty while playing with kids, who happen to be her sister and best friends
We would gain points for that nigga
Or she calls the guards and accuse us of being a pedofile
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>>2308470
Oh, but what if she'd be pleased that you tired out the CMC for her?
They might not be active when she has to inevitably babbysit them
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>>2308504
>we get thrown in jail
>Prison Quest Backdoor Edition
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>>2308523
>Drop the Soap DLC soon
>>
Alright, so let's run a quick vote before Aspirant runs tally.
All in favor of playing with the CMC, say Aye.
All opposed, say neigh.
I say aye.
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>>2308561
If we still have time Aye
If not go to Rarity
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>>2308561
if time allows, aye.
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>>2308561
Based on time given by Sweetie, aye
Maybe if we pay a little extra, we can get the mare on the stand to deliver a wrap to Rarity?
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>>2308523
>Become the prisoner that cuddles the other prisoners.
>Become the most feared man in the prison.
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>>2308375

>>2308414
>>2308415
>>2308421
>>2308428
>>2308440
>>2308457
>>2308486

>The offer is tempting, but you'd like to get to Rarity's. And surprising her with lunch seems like a solid idea, so you ask Sweetie what kind of wrap Rarity might like.
>Sweetie puts a hoof to her chin as she thinks, a small "Hmmmm," floating in the air as you wait.
>"Something out of the ordinary, but pleasant. She's like that, you know? She probably would think wraps aren't very lady like-"
>This causes the wrap sales pony to harumph, interjecting, "Please, everyone can enjoy my delicious wraps," she looks at you and gives you a wink, mouthing "Especially you, handsome."
>Before you can say anything she hands you a wrap, "Give your snooty friend this and see what she thinks. It's leafy greens with an exotic flower blend, covered in a light dressing that's simply divine. I normally charge, but since you bought four already, I'll toss this one in free of charge."
>Sweetie pipes up, "Wow! That's real nice of you miss! Thanks!" She looks around, spotting a clock hanging on the outside of a nearby building before gasping, "Oh no, I'm late! I've gotta go, I'll make sure the girls thank you later!"
>And with that, Sweetie darts away through the plaza, leaving you alone with the wraps mare.

You now have 380 bits, a wrap for yourself and one for Rarity. The wraps mare is still all giggles, batted eyelashes, and smiles while you decide what to do next.
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>>2308561

Neigh
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>>2308596
TO THE BOUTIQUE MOBIL
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>>2308561
>>2308573
>>2308583
>>2308590

Oops, too late! I'll give more time between writing next time.
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>>2308596
Thank the mare and go to the boutique.
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>>2308596
NOT NOW WRAPS MARE, ITS TIME FOR RARITY QUEST!

But seriously, thank the Wrap Mare before you go.
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>>2308596
>She wants to fuck.
Well, at least we have a fallback plan if we fuck up with Rarity.
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>>2308596
Well, looks like fate has decided for us.
We should probably insist on paying for the wrap, but... Well, let's thank her and be on our way.
>>2308624
No worries, we'll try to be faster about it.
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>>2308596
Thank the mare and give her a bit of a playful flirt
It can't hurt to be on good relations with someone who can give you food, can it? Might be able to pull a few strings
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>>2308596
thank the wrap mare for her generosity and head to the boutique.
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>>2308640
>not serenading in front of her balcony asking for forgiveness if we fuck up
STEP IT UP NIGGA
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>>2308596
Give The wrap mare a little wink before we head off.
Shes tryin hard here, better give her a little bit back.
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Shit, I want a wrap now, those sounded good.
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>>2308761
That would bite us in the ass later
I'm sure she will feel good when she'll see us with Rarity
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>>2308797
I don't think Rarity would mind a little bit of risqué social interaction - look at her relationship with Fancy Pants, he had mares hanging off his dick at all times.

The only thing worse than gossiping is not having yourself be the subject of the gossip
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>>2308596

>>2308622
>>2308627
>>2308637
>>2308640
>>2308647
>>2308650
>>2308657
>>2308761

>You decide to play the role of gentleman and take the hoof of the wraps salesmare, bending over and giving it a kiss while thanking her for her kindness.
>She blushes, giggling again.
>Before she can say anything else, you insist you must be leaving and begin heading to Rarity's
>"Be sure to come back anytime," the salesmare calls out after you before sighing pleasantly to herself.
>Not much later you arrive at Rarity's boutique, wraps in hand.
>You give a knock on the door before heading in.
>The door opens and you wander into the boutique, mildly surprised to see Pinkie sitting on a cushion chatting with a working Rarity. She's standing in front of a human shaped mannequin with a set of clothing on it, no doubt yours.
>Pinkie gives a wave, smiling as Rarity turns, her hair a tiny bit disheveled. "Oh, hello! You're here a little earlier than I thought you would be. I'll be finished soon, please, have a seat if you like."

What to do, what to do.
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>>2308797
>Implying she hasn't filled the wrap with poison joke.
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>>2308843
Take a sit
Listen to their conversation
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>>2308843
Tell her we heard she was hungry and picked her up a warp.
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>>2308843
Say a little bird told us she'd been in need of a small meal.
Or something similar. At least put better than that. Then we can surprise her with the wrap.
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>>2308884
>>2308900
But Pinkie is there and we have nothing for her
We could wait a bit more
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>>2308843
find somewhere to sit. listen to the pones. also this: >>2308900
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>>2308884
>warp
I feel it overtaking me, it is a good pain.
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>>2308912
well, we could always split ours with panka
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>>2308843
Sit down, listen to the ponies talk and try and join in if we can
Also let Rarity know that someone told us she was hungry, so we thought that a lady shouldn't work on an empty stomach or something

Bitches love the flattery
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>>2308843
Sit down and make conversation, although don't bother Rarity too much, she's trying to finish her work. Chat up Pinkie Pie a bit. After Rarity is done surprise her with a wrap the way >>2308900 was talking about.
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>>2308939
>Handing Rarity the wrap accidentally causes a Chaos invasion.
THAT BITCH DOUBLE CROSSED US!
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>>2309023
WELL CLEARLY WE WILL FIGHT ALONGSIDE HER IN THE NAME OF CELESTIA
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>>2308843

>>2308873
>>2308884
>>2308900
>>2308925
>>2308962
>>2308965

>Thinking quickly, you hide the wraps behind your back as you take a seat on a cushioned couch near Pinkie.
>Thankfully neither of the ponies seem to notice.
>"I was hoping you'd show up a little later, I wanted to surprise you all at once with this," Rarity sighs, "But that's alright! Punctuality is an important trait. Just let me finish this up and I'll be right with you." She turns back to the clothes, magically wielding a sewing needle and thread.
>Pinkie scoots over on her cushion, getting closer to you before speaking in her jovial tone, "Hey there! I figured this outfit was for you, since, you know, you're the only one I know who's shaped like that! So, whatcha up to? Do anything fun yet today? Not that visiting Rarity isn't fun, quite the opposite! But I'm getting ahead of myself, how are you today?"
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>>2309093
Tell her we're doing pretty good and ask her how she's doing.
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>>2309093
Make casual small talk. Don't be obvious about hiding the wrap, as that would make Pinkie start talking about it.
And knowing Rarity, she'd give away the wrap we got her if Pinkie gave her the puppydog eyes.
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>>2309093
tell her we're doing fine, and are excited to see our new outfit made by the one and only ms. rarity (and how lucky we are to be receiving clothes tailor made by her). ask about her day.
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>>2309093
FUCK
WE SHOULD HAVE PLAYED WITH THE CMC
FUCK IT'S OVER
WE'RE FINISHED, RARITY HATES US
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>>2309141
GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER
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>>2309093
>this Pinkie has no knowledge of our past antics with Pinkie
;_;

Make casual small talk, but don't draw attention to the wrap. Tell her how we've been, and ask why she's at Rarity's.
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>>2309093
Tell her we are doing well, ask her how she is doing. As for fun things today, tell her we ran into Sweetie Belle.
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>>2309093

Make small talk with Pinkie
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>>2309141
BITCH SAID WE HAVE GOOD TRAITS.
CALM YOUR SHIT.
WE GOT THIS.
WE JUST...HAVE TO TALK TO PINKIE, WITH OUR HANDS BEHIND OUR BACK LOOKING RETARDED AS FUCK.
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>>2309189
OKAY OKAY ALL WE NEED IS NOT TO SIT UP
THAT'S ALL
HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
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>>2309189
It's cool, we tell her it's a game

A game called "Don't look at my hands"
Lyra always loses
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>>2309213
FUCK I HOPE WE ARENT THINKING TOO LOUD.
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>>2309254
IT"S OKAY
I'M SURE ASPIRANT DOESN'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE DISCUSSING
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>>2309093

>>2309132
>>2309134
>>2309141
>>2309131
>>2309168
>>2309170
>>2309179

>You converse lightly with Pinkie, telling her you're fine, glad to have Rarity making your outfit, and the weather is nice today.
>"It sure is, isn't it! Days like this make me want to just lay around in the grass in a nice sunny spot! But I thought I'd visit Rarity first and see how she was doing after yesterday."
>Pinkie's face suddenly scrunches up as Rarity's head whips around, making the sewing needle drop with a tiny ping.
>Sweat begins to bead on Pinkie's forehead as she looks at Rarity out of the corner of her eye, "Y-you know, lying around outside sounds like a good time right about now! I'll see you two later!" And as quick as a blink, she's out the door, though she makes sure to shut it gently before dashing off.
>You watch her run off through one of the windows, before returning your gaze to Rarity, who laughs nervously.
>She raises the needle again with her magic before her stomach erupts a loud groan, making her blush as she puts the needle on a nearby desk.
>"I'm terribly sorry about that, I've just been so busy I haven't had time to grab myself lunch yet..."
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>>2309298
time to whip out dat wrap. someone else come up with a clever way to do this.
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>>2309298
TIME TO SURPRISE HER WITH THE WRAP
ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS TO GUESS IN WHICH HAND IT IS

We need to find Pinkie later
Bitch gonna tell us what happened no matter what
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>>2309298
Tell her that Sweetie told us you were hungry so we got you something.
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>>2309319
>Clever way to do this.
>We don't have a box to tape to our groin.
I got nuthin.
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>>2309298
Deploy the strategic wrap!

But you'll have to eventually include that you ran into Sweetie Belle as it was how you got the idea for the wrap.
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>>2309298
Tell her something like "A lady shouldn't have to work on an empty stomach. A certain pony told me you were hungry yadda yadda yadda"
Then give her the wrap and hope to fuck it tastes decent.

Make no mention of the almost-spaghetti-drop that Pinkie had - we'll get around to that later
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>>2309298
Wraptime. Let's hope Pinkie didn't abscond with it on her way out.
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>>2309298

Give her the wrap and inquire as to what Pinkie was talking about
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>>2309324
And we got some for the CMC as well.
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>>2309372
Why would we mention that?
It's not important
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>>2309298

>>2309319
>>2309322
>>2309324
>>2309339
>>2309345
>>2309347
>>2309352

>You make a mental note to talk to Pinkie some time and find out what happened to cause her to check on Rarity today.
>"Well a birdie told me you were hungry, so I brought you this," You say as you produce the wrap you got for Rarity.
>Rarity gives a little gasp of surprise, her mouth forming a smile even as she does so, "What? Oh my! How thoughtful of you! But, a birdie? How did Fluttershy know I was hungry, and why is she sending you birds?"
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>>2309372
Rarity might be annoyed / amused, considering they already had lunch, probably made by her
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>>2309408
OH GOD
OUR SPAGHETTI
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>>2309385
Bullshit it isn't.
Bitches love that shit.
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>>2309430
No need to brag about it
Sweetie would mention it anyway.
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>>2309408
WAIT! Sweetie said not to tell Rarity that she told us she was hungry. Quick, think of something clever to say!
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>>2309408
Tell her it's a saying on earth. It means someone told us.
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>>2309457
...>rape?
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>>2309408
It's an expression, dear. Just go with it.
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>>2309408
well we got a free hand.
Time to facepalm.
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>>2309408
Time to explain human vernacular.
And explain that we ran into Sweetie on our way in.
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>>2309408
Wave it off as some sort of silly human saying.
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>>2309408
Laugh and explain it is an expression used from where we're from
Joke about it, saying that we need to remember that thing are different. Might get Rarity to sympathise
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>>2309457
>>2309466
Sweetie told us not to tell Rarity that she told us that Rarity's stomach was growling.
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>>2309506
i like this idea.
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>>2309408

>>2309429
>>2309457
>>2309462
>>2309470
>>2309474
>>2309491
>>2309496
>>2309506
[Total 45]

>You laugh, perhaps a bit too loudly, before seeing the confused look on Rarity's face and calming down a bit to explain that it's just a figure of speech where you come from.
>"Oh! Haha, how silly of me!" Rarity sits on a cushion next to you, magically retrieving the wrap from your hand, "Surely you didn't get me one without one for yourself?"
>You reveal your own wrap, assuring her that the one you got her is all for her.
>"Well, thank you very much. Sweetie Belle was in here earlier being a bit of a distraction, so I didn't have time to make lunch AND work on your outfit. I thought I'd finish before eating, and then Pinkie showed up, and things just kept getting pushed back...."
>Her stomach growls again, causing her to blush yet again before undoing her wrap and taking a large bite.
>Her eyes go wide as she chews it slowly, looking at you, then at the wrap, then at you again before she swallows. "My word, this is delicious! Did you make this?"
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>>2309610
We need to give credit where credit is due. Mention the wrap stall just a little ways off.
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>>2309610
No, we bought it from a cart.
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>>2309610
Tell her the truth
The least we could do for that mare is get her new clients
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>>2309610
Say no, and tell her where you got it and what's in it.

I will NEVER pass up even the MOST remote possibility of a threesome. NEVER.
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>>2309610

Tell her where we bought the wrap
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>>2309610
Oh man, I hope she does not hate that wrap mare...
Gotta tell her where we bought it from.
Perhaps they are friends...yes...oh god.
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>>2309610
tell her where we got it, after all, credit where credit is due. proceed to consume our wrap.
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>>2309610

>>2309635
>>2309638
>>2309653
>>2309655
>>2309659
>>2309694
>>2309724

>You tell her that no, you didn't make it. You bought it from a mare selling wraps from a cart in town.
>"Really? This is exceptional!" She hungrily takes a bite, less ladylike than before as her posture gives way to the effects of an empty stomach. Through a slightly muffled mouth she says, "You simply MUST show me where you got this from some time."
>You unwrap your own wrap, taking a bite, impressed at the crispness of the lettuce and tomatoes, the savory dressing giving it a rich tone. It's very tasty, and soon you're eating as ravenously as Rarity, neither of you saying a thing at the unruly eating habits of the other.
>Rarity is halfway through her wrap when she gives a light moan, "I cannot say it enough, this is wonderful! Here, have a bite. You HAVE to try some."
>You swallow the bite of wrap you were munching on and turn to find rarity effectively standing on her cushion, holding the wrap out for you to take a bite from with her hooves.

Reprimand her for her behavior? Take a bite? Tell her it's alright, you've got your own?
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>>2309779
Well, we are a gentleman. Let's share ours with her. A bite for a bite.
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>>2309779
Lean over.
Take a bite.
Elevate one eyebrow.
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>>2309779
Take a bite and let her take one from ours.
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>>2309779

Do what the lady says

Take a bite
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>>2309779
Take a bite and offer her a bite of ours.
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>>2309779
Time to man up and eat some flowers.
And offer ours in exchange.
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>>2309779
a bite for a bite is only fair. take a bite from her's while keeping eye contact. then offer up ours for her to nibble from.
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>>2309779
AWW YEAH, INDIRECT KISSING TIME.
Sorry Spike, but we're taking this one.
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>>2309779
Listen to the lady
But only a nibble
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>>2309797
THIS.
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>>2309860
>Spike will try to murder us in our sleep
We better start saving up for a security system
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>>2309913
We are going to leave the front door propped open.
>The dorr is supporting Derpies depleted uranium ass.
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>>2309779
Offer her ours after taking a bite of hers

Then show her ours if she'll show us hers
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>>2309779

>>2309795
>>2309797
>>2309814
>>2309820
>>2309828
>>2309843
>>2309853
>>2309860
>>2309863


>You lean over, arching an eyebrow as you take a small bite for yourself.
>Your mouth explodes with flavor, the strange taste and texture of flower petals leaving a slight oily feeling to your tongue, a hint of honey caressing your sweet taste buds.
>It's quite a different flavor from your wrap, but just as good.
>"Isn't it marvelous?" Rarity asks, causing you to nod as you hold out your wrap for her to take a bite from.
>"Oh no, please, I have my own that you've so kindly given me."
>"Fair's fair, I insist," you reply.
>"Well, alright." Rarity leans over to take a bite, her hot breath rolling softly over the fingers of your outstretched hand as she leans in.
>She takes a small bite, chewing it over before nodding and swallowing, "Yours is good too. Whoever that mare is, she can consider me a loyal customer!"
>The two of you return to chomping on your wraps, soon finishing and feeling rather full.
>Rarity sighs happily, relaxing further into her cushion, "Thank you once again. That was marvelous. Though now I'm feeling a bit tired..." She sighs again, closing her eyes with a smile on her face.
>You're suddenly feeling rather tired too. Perhaps you ate too fast, or it's a "food coma" as your friends used to say.
>Rarity looks about ready to doze off on the spot.

Roll. Plus desired action, if you have one.
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>>2310010
lay back and wrap our arm around her... shoulders?
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>>2310010
ask her to sit down with us and take a break. go for light cuddles (like >>2310044 suggests)
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>>2310044
Too much. We could offer our shoulder, however. Perhaps offer to pull her up a cushion next to us so that she has something to lean against.
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>>2310010
BITCH DRUGED US
SHE WANT'S TO ROB US
WELL TO FUCKING BAD
WE'RE TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE
LET HER COME
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>>2310010
Aw shit.
Date rape wraps.
I should have known.
This is how I get bitches myself.
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>>2310010
>>2310059
This. Patience, Anon.
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>>2310010

Help the lady to her bed
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>>2310059
This. Offer her our shoulder as a pillow if she wants it.
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>>2310077
Seconding
We're going to fast
Dick will have to wait
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>>2310010
Ask her if she wants to go take a nap - you'll clean up down here in the meantime

It'll let us either go catch up to Pinkie and ask what was up earlier, or have a quick snoop around FOR RESEARCH ONLY
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>>2310119
>>2310119
Better go with Pinkie
It wouldn't leave a good impression if she found out we snooped around
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>>2310119
We suffering the Roofie Wraps ourselves. We might not be conscious in a bit.
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>>2310144
I agree, actually

>>2310151
>roofie wraps
10/10
But this will be our best opportunity, maybe - Rarity is taking a nap, and our outfit is not finished. We have nothing else to do until she's awake!
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>>2310151
I'm starting to like the idea of being raped by wrap pone.
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>>2310181
...
I propose to lock the door
>>
Well, let her take a nap.
AND THEN WE HUNT FOR THE PINK ONE!
WE SHALL DO SOME SHIT THEY DO TO TERRORISTS.
GET DEM SEKRETS.
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>>2310208
y.. yeah, that might be a good idea.
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>>2310010

>>2310044
>>2310055
>>2310059
>>2310066
>>2310067
>>2310080
>>2310119

[Total 50]

>You stretch, your limbs feeling relaxed, a content feeling drifting throughout your body. A nap sounds heavenly right now.
>You put a hand to Rarity's shoulder, giving her a little nudge, causing her to groan a little as her eyes flutter open.
>You tell her she's falling asleep, though you can feel sleep trying to overtake you as well.
>"Yes," she says lazily, closing her eyes again, "I must have....worked myself harder than I thought. I'm so.....sleepy...."
>You nudge her again, trying to rouse her, but instead she puts a hoof over your arm and pulls you.
>Your relaxed body offers no resistance and you flop on the couch, Rarity lying in front of you, still holding onto your arm, which is now draped across her upper back.
>Some small voice in your head tells you this isn't like her, but it's soon drowned out by the comfortable feeling of her warm body against yours. And before you know it, you're asleep, clutching a warm, soft, gentle Rarity against your chest.

[cont'd in a moment, typing.]
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>>2310260
BAD END
BAD FUCKING END
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>>2310260
REALIZATION
WE GAVE THREE OF THESE THINGS TO THE CMC

OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFU
CKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
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>>2310279
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU IMPLYING? I DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU ARE IMPLYING.
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>>2310304
WE'RE FUCKED BRO
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>>2310260
>We both die.
GAME OVER
SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THAT COMB
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>>2310296
>>2310260
WE DIDN'T LOCK THE DOOR EITHER
OH FUCK WE'RE FIRST
SHE'S GOING TO HAVE HER WAY WITH US AND THEN FIND THE CMC
OH GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE
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>>2310315
WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO SUGARCUBE CORNER
IT WAS WORTH THE RISK
FUCK
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>>2310279
>>2310296
>>2310304
>>2310314
Everyone just chill. We're just asleep. At worst, Rarity's family is going to walk in on us again, or her friends.
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>>2310343
We're just kidding bro
We know Aspirant isn't as cruel as Jr
>>
JOKES ON HER
I DON'T HAVE KIDNEYS!
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>>2310343
Why would we both suddenly get so fucking sleepy
DRUGS YOU BASTARD
AND WHO COULD HAVE DRUGGED US?
WRAP MARE
SHE BE RAPING US SOON
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>>2310343
Except we just basically collapsed after eating one wrap. That does raise some alarms.
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>>2310391
>>2310381
You silly billys. It must be because we're on a full stomach, sitting on a comfy couch, surely
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>>2310315
QUICK, DRINK THE ELIXIR!
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>>2310260

>There's a sudden bang, startling you awake as you whip yourself into a sitting position as your heart pounds.
>Rarity nearly flies off the couch in surprise, the two of you looking about in terror at the sudden noise.
>There's a cacophony of noise, though you can't quite process what it is until three hazy looking multicolored bodies bounce into view.
>They're tiny, and for a moment can't figure out what you're looking at.
>Then Rarity mumbles, "Sweetie..?"
>You rub your eyes, and sure enough one of the figures is Sweetie Belle. The others are a yellow pone with apple red hair and a pretty bow, and an orange pegasus filly with purple hair.
>They're looking at the two of you with smiles on their faces as Sweetie introduces the two you don't recognize.
>"This is Applebloom, and the orange one there is Scootaloo. They're the other two Cutie Mark Crusaders and I brought them here to say thank you for the food!"
>"Yeah! That sure was nice of you mister," the yellow one, Applebloom, says. "Yeah, you're pretty awesome in my book too!" Pipes up the orange one, Scootaloo.
>Oh thank god.

What do?
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>>2310441
Oh
Well you know calm down and say it's nice to meet them
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>>2310441
Introduce ourselves ourself?.
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>>2310441
Check and see if Rarity is alright. And then tell the CMC that you're welcome. And ask what brings them here today.
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>>2310441
>>There's a sudden bang, startling you awake as you whip yourself into a sitting position as your heart pounds.
OHSHI-

You scared me for a second
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>>2310441
Do?

We don't need to do ANYTHING. Our actions are doing a fine job of speaking for themselves right now.
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>>2310441
Rape
Or alternatively not rape, and tell them you are glad they enjoyed them.
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>>2308440
>>2310441

Called it.

Tell them you're welcome and gauge Rarity's reaction to what's happening. Proceed accordingly. Ask them what they've been up to.
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>>2310441
heh. all that worry for nothin'. i agree with >>2310483
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>>2310486
Oh hey Winston, I didn't know you waifu'd with us

>>2310441
Tell them it was no problem, and that a crusader shouldn't crusade on an empty stomach!
Also check for Rarity's reaction. We could score some brownie points here
>>
check time.
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>>2310441
ask what caused the explosion
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>>2310486
>Winstons here.
Aw shit, guess I did forget to fire up the IRC.
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>>2310260
Hay Aspirant what owould have happened if we fucked up the roll?
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>>2310634
SPAGHETTI OVERLOAD
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>>2310634
We never would have woke up.
>Hairless chimp kills local seamstress, self.
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>>2310441

>>2310474
>>2310475
>>2310483
>>2310484
>>2310486
>>2310500
>>2310515
>>2310519
>>2310524
>>2310530

>You breathe a sigh of relief as you greet the the trio before looking at Rarity and asking if she's alright.
>"F-fine, just startled. Don't mind me! Haha...." She seems to be calming down from the initial fright.
>You ask the trio what the noise was, and Applebloom kicks the ground sheepishly, "I, uh, mighta kicked the door open a bit hard. I was just excited, is all."
>Scootaloo interjects, "Hey, is Rarity your special somepony? Looked like the two of you were-"
>Sweetie Belle puts a hoof to Scootaloo's mouth quickly, nervously laughing, "W-what're you talking about Scootaloo? We didn't see anything! R-right Applebloom?"
>Applebloom looks between the two, "Huh? See what? I was busy with the door, remember?"

>The trio begin stammering while Rarity hops up off the couch, trying to shoo them away or at least get them to quiet down.
>You have your suspicions about why you and Rarity got tired suddenly, but the trio don't seem to be tired at all. Could it be the two of you just ate too fast in a comfy spot? Could anyone in ponyville be so sinister as to drug a common food wrap?

Regardless, the CMC are now in Rarity's boutique, you and Rarity are wide awake, and your outfit is still unfinished.

What will you do?
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>>2310634
Who's saying you didn't?
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>>2310700
Well, we could run interference with the CMC if Rarity wants to get back to work.
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>>2310700
Go play with the CMC while Rarity finishes our clothes.
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>>2310709
FUCK
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>>2310700

Become better acquainted with Applebloom and Scootaloo
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>>2310700
Tell Rarity that you'll take care of the CMC if she wants to get back to work
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>>2310730
EVERYTHING
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>>2310730
I'm guessing it was whether we'd fall asleep too or not.
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>>2310709
DAMMIT MAN PUT THE DC NEXT TO IT NEXT TIME SO WE CAN FREAK OUT EVEN MORE
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>>2310730
>>2310783
Or he's screwing with us and there wasn't a roll.
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>>2310700

>>2310721
>>2310726
>>2310750
>>2310764

>You get between Rarity and the CMC, getting both parties to quiet down.
>You tell Rarity you'll talk with the CMC, if she'd like to get back to work or at the very least recover from whatever hit the two of you.
>She thanks you before retrieving her needle and some gems while you turn back to the CMC.
>"So, you're Scootaloo, and you're Applebloom, right?"
>"You got it!" Scootaloo proclaims, "Nice to meet ya mister," Applebloom replies.
>"Well, would you kids like to go play this fine afternoon while we let Miss Rarity finish her work?"
>The trio giggle before Scootaloo pipes up, "You'd need a time machine for that! It's nearly night!"
>You quickly look out the window and see the sun setting in the distance, the sky a red orange as it descends.
>Crap.
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>>2310828
We were out like a goddamn light. Sheeeit.
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>>2310828
SEARCH SELF FOR SCARS
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>>2310828
Well would you look at that. We need to visit that cart more often.
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>>2310828
Well, in that case we need to get Scootaloo and Applebloom home! After all, what sort of terrible person lets children walk home in the dark?
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>>2310828
>Revel in new found time wizardry.
>Check body for surgical scars.
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>>2310700
well we should play with the CMC to allow Rarity to get back to her work.
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>>2310853
Yeah there's nothing else we can do
Bid farewell to Rarity and take home the CMC
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>>2310828
Detect Magic
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>>2310874
and then my post took forever to go through. fuck you 4chan.

anyway...

>>2310828
escort the CMCs home
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>>2310828
so where do we stay?

do we have a crib in this universe?

if we do, how do we pay for it? do we have a job?
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>>2310853
Seconding this.
We can talk as we go.
And perhaps get a little bit more out of the chicken.
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>>2310894
>EQUIP YE FLASK
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>>2310828
Tell Rarity we're taking the kids home, and if we should reschedule until tomorrow?
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>>2310917
We should ask if they spent some time with Pinkie
It may be useless but maybe they know something about yesterday
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>>2310939
If we do this we should make her promise she won't fuck her sleep schedule by trying to finish the suit now
Not like she'll listen to us anyway
>>
>>2310828

>>2310840
>>2310843
>>2310850
>>2310853
>>2310864
>>2310893
>>2310894
>>2310912
>>2310916
>>2310939

>In a moment of panic you check yourself for scars, mind racing as you lift your shirt and check your sides.
>The room is silent as you breathe a sigh of relief when you find no scars or any evidence of tampering with your clothes or body parts.
>The trio are whispering amongst themselves, but from their snippets of conversation you gather it's about what you look like underneath your clothes.
>You look over you shoulder and Rarity looks elsewhere quickly, but it's obvious she was staring at you too.

Spaghetti Roll time!
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>>2310974
welp. roll for spaghetti i suppose.
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>>2310974
Oh bother.
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>>2310974
GO FULL JOHNNY BRAVO
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>>2310974
Tell her it's just a human habit to check yourself for scars and anything of that sort if you fall asleep unexpectedly. Offer to walk the foals home.
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>>2310974
Rip off our shirt, flex, and ask Rarity if she thinks we're aesthetic as fuck
If the CMC give us sass, give them the DYEL? routine

but seriously, rolling for no spaghetti
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>>2310974
>Italy files for bankruptcy, its only source of income somehow vanished from the earth.

Chuckle and offer to take the girls home.
You thought your felt a spider in your shirt.
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>>2310974
We're going to fuck up this one
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>>2310974

Ask her if she was mirin and roll that spaghetti
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>>2311070
YOU'RE NOT HELPING WITH YOUR 0s
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>>2311083
Oh heavens no. That alone would give us such a negative modifier...
>>2311091
I thought Aspirant took 0s as 10s?
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>>2311110
Well he did in the previous rolls
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>>2311083
>mirin
>implying a diet of leaves and lettuce hasn't left us as auschwitz mode

Nigger we gotta get some oatz
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>>2311178
>implying we don't eat meat
Nigga they have meat
FS feed dead fish to her animals
They don't mind meet

And I'm sure they eat it too. Canines and such
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>>2310974

>>2311002
>>2311003
>>2311008
>>2311012
>>2311017
>>2311059
>>2311070
>>2311083

[Total 44]

>You put your shirt back on quickly, then cough nervously, your face burning red.
>"W-well, how about we get you kids home?"
>"Oh, you don't have to worry about that," says Sweetie, "We're having a sleep over here. Rarity said it was okay earlier."
>You turn to Rarity who nods, "It's true, they're here for tonight. But thank you. Now, I really must finish your outfit. With that little.....delay, I won't be finished until late tonight or tomorrow morning most likely."
>"Let's head upstairs girls!" shouts Sweetie, the trio bouncing towards the stairs that lead to the upper floor of Rarity's home.
>Sweetie stays at the base of the stairs as the other two head up, turning with a big smile on her face, "You two looked cute together!"
>Rarity drops the needle and gems she was handling with magic as Sweetie bounds up the stairs quick as a flash.
>Rarity stammers as she picks up her materials with her hooves, "I-I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me earlier. How....uncouth of me."
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>>2311203
This reminds me of a Dan VS MLP post.
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>>2311203
Shit that has to be awkward as fuck.
Just goin up to her house, gotta use the special knock.
>"You got the goods?"
>"You got the bits?"
Fucking steak costs 100 bits.
But it's worth it.
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>>2311228
Say it's late and that she could always finish it tomorrow
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>>2311228
Apologize for being so forwards as to take a nap with her and tell her that it was our fault for not letting have the couch to herself.
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>>2311228
Well, we can reassure he about this at least. It was... nice. Very warm. Though you don't think you'll be getting much sleep tonight with that nap in the middle of the day.
We can laugh about this.
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>>2311228
tell her there's no rush on our outfit, and that a lady needs her rest. she's obviously going to have her hooves full with the CMCs sleeping over to begin with. tell her that nap was nice, even if unintended.
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>>2311228
what >>2311281 said. Except the creepy reassuring part.

Apologise for taking up so much of her time, we'll see her tomorrow. Also apologise for the spaghetti on her floor
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>>2311316
At least Italy can't get us here
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>>2311228
Tell her it's not a problem. She's going to have her hands full with the CMC tonight, so tell her there's no rush to get the clothes done until she has the time to do so.

Perhaps ask if she'd like any help taking care of the CMC, at least until bedtime? It's only 1AM here. I'm gonna try to drag this one out. After all, we've only bought a wrap and fell asleep on a couch. That's a terrible day in qusting.
>>
Oh god it's 7:15am and I'm sitting here trying to court a horse
What the hell happened
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>>2311228

>>2311267
>>2311278
>>2311281
>>2311305
>>2311316

>You're still a bit flustered, and your words aren't as smooth as you'd like. Not at all.
>"No, it's alright, it was nice." Shit. "I mean, we were both tired, right? I'm..I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it."
>Rarity freezes in place for an almost imperceptible moment. Almost.
>"Of course! I'm....glad you understand," She says, resuming her retrieval of materials.

What will you do now?
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>>2311388
You've fallen in with us.
Now you must see it to completion.
It is our Burden.
It is our Curse.
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>>2311338
>Implying Italians are not crafty as fuck.
They will find a way.
That mare sounded kinda funny...
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>>2311380
As long as it doesn't last more than another hour I'm okay with this

>>2311388
Being British is what happened
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>>2311388
It's 2:13 am here, get on my level.
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>>2311401
i like this idea here >>2311380
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>>2311418
EST masterrace
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>>2311401

Go check on the CMC
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>>2311401
Fuck, that was a Secret Spaghetti Roll, wasn't it?
We should probably try and save some face and excuse ourselves, possibly with a "don't work too hard" since the CMC are sleeping over and are going to keep her up all night.
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>>2311401
Ask her if it'd be alright if she allowed us to help her with the CMC. If she's going to be making a dress and meant to be babysitting the CMC, we can help reduce the amount she has to do so she doesn't work herself too hard
>>
>>2311409
>Italy reallocates all their remaining resource to create an interdimensional portal
>"Based on previous experiences we know what the cause is and we intend to get to the root of the problem" says a spokesman
>Italy-Pony war
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>>2311401
Ask if she'd like any help watching the CMC. She's probably exhausted even after that nap, and babbysitting the crusaders is something I wouldn't wanna do even fully rested.
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>>2311401
Clean up your spaghetti and go find the CMC. Keep them entertained so they don't cause too much trouble or bother Rarity.

BECOME THE MOUNTAIN!
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>>2311487
Seconding this
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>>2311401
Excuse ourselves, she has enough to deal with, having to oversee a sleepover and all.
Thank her for sharing her time, and tell her you look forward to trying out your new suit in the morning.
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>>2311517
No man if we leave at least make her stop working on it now
It's late
There's always tomorrow
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>>2311401
Ask her if there is anything she needs help with.
>>
If we leave early, we gotta look for that wrap selling pone from earlier.
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>>2311564
But it is sunset. We don't want to kill our chances with Rarity.
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>>2311538
Well fuck.
We fucked up enough as it is, do we want to try even more and stay here?
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>>2311582
That's why I said if. Maybe tomorrow then.
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>>2311401

>>2311430
>>2311449
>>2311454
>>2311458
>>2311482
>>2311487
>>2311517
>>2311497
>>2311539

>You ask if she'd like help with the CMC tonight, or if there's anything you can do for her.
>"I couldn't possibly ask you to do anything else for me today. You already surprised me with lunch, put up with my....less than appropriate actions, I couldn't."
>You insist that you at least check in on the CMC for her while she works or gets ready to take care of them or whatever she has planned.
>She sighs, "Well, I doubt I'll get to work much tonight otherwise. Alright, go ahead. But don't feel like you have to stay too long if you don't want to, I can handle them myself you know."
>You assure her you do know and head up the stairs to the upper floor of Rarity's boutique.
>You knock on the door to the room which the noise of the CMC comes from. After knocking, the voices suddenly fall silent before Sweetie asks who it is.
>You tell her it's you, and that you're seeing how they're doing.
>Sweetie tells you to enter and the door swings open, though you can't see any of the CMC in the revealed section of room.

Dun dun duuuun.
>>
So it seems we're stuck between bailing on the situation and sticking it out to help tire out the CMC so Rarity can do her thing.
Quick, before Aspirant posts, who wants to do what?
I vote stay.
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>>2311538
This sounds good, although we really should ask if there's anything we can do to help.
>>
I'm dead on my fe-...er, arse here guys. I'm gonna catch some sleep. Make sure this gets capped and archived for me?

AND DONT FUCK THINGS UP WHEN IM GONE
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>>2311618
Make a game of looking for them.
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>>2311618
Bitches don't know of our incredible hide and seek skills.
LET THE GAMES BEGIN
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>>2311618
Oh my god, I hope we invested in lamp oil..
>>
>>2311618
Assume a defensive position, prepare for an onslaught of hugs!
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>>2311618
search for the CMCs. tickle any that are found.
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>>2311618
Point to a random object, and say "I can see you."
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>>2311618
Looks like we're staying.
Time to hunt them down, one at a time.
Spot checks for ribbons, wings/tails/horns, and anything else that's sticking out obviously.
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>>2311618
Mention you could have sworn you heard three little fillies talking in this very room as you enter.
Then mention that for some odd reason, you cannot find a single sign of them at all as you stop in the middle of the room proper.
Start making exaggerated searching movements asking where they could have gone.
>>
>>2311618

>>2311643
>>2311647
>>2311650
>>2311662
>>2311670
>>2311681
>>2311685
>>2311742

>You slowly enter the room, looking left and right for the three fillies in the dim room. The only light comes in from a small window opposite you, and even that is fading fast. They must have turned the lights out before opening the door.
>You walk softly into the room, ready for them to jump out at you.
>Instead, the door shuts behind you with a click and you whip around to catch the one closing the door.
>But none of them are there.
>You wait for your eyes to adjust before wandering around the room, looking for Appleblooms bow, or any exposed limbs of the fillies.
>After a while, you randomly spin and point, calling "Found you!"
>A tiny eep can be heard from the closet next to the area you point, and you head there quietly before throwing open the closet and finding:
>Clothes.

>The sound of three yelling ponies fills the dark room as they leap from their hiding places and plow into you, nearly knocking you over.
>You manage to keep your footing, but all the ponies are clinging to a different limb or section of body, one on your right leg, while another is on your back, and the third is clinging to your left arm fervently, all of them still yelling as they shake and attempt to tickled you.

Roll to resist!
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>>2311821
Rolling.
Also, next thread is open.
>>
>>2311821

roll
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>>2311821
>Resisting tickles from CMC
They have hooves so I doubt that it will preet effective still if we fail at least scream NOOOO TICKLES MY ONLY WEAKNESS
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>>2311821
Rolling.
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>>2311821
Rolling. The Mountain will prevail!
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>>2311821
whee. rolling for great resistance
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>>2311821
NEVER GIVE UP
NEVER GIVE IN
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>>2311821
Assume proper stance. Rolling.
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>>2311925
So would that be Horse Stance?
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>>2311821
We will move to this thread if it 404's before we reach a conclusion, just putting that out there now.

>>2311844
>>2311866
>>2311870
>>2311872
>>2311889
>>2311898
>>2311912
>>2311925
[Total 44]

>The ones on your leg and arm are unable to tickle you effectively, but the one on your back is using her tail to tickle your underarms and sides.
>Your clothing protects you from the worst of it, but you can't help but begin laughing anyway. Both at their attempts, and at the occasional real tickle that gets through.
>You play along regardless, "Aaah! No, stop! I can't take it!"
>You playfully fall over on your side, the one without a CMC clinging, as the three laugh and holler when you topple
>They don't let up and soon you mockingly cry, "Help Rarity! Help!"

>Moments later the door is opened forcefully and the lights flare on as Rarity charges in, demanding to know what's going on
>Everyone drops silent as Rarity stands in the doorway, her mouth ajar as she sees the CMC crawling all over you.

Uh oh.
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>>2311994
Hastily apologize.
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>>2311994
How far from the end are we?
Apologize and say that you were only just playing a game

Or attack her together with the CMC
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>>2312035
>Or attack her together with the CMC
That wouldn't earn us any points will it?

Worth it
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>>2311994
Little help?
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>>2311994
"AHAH, she challenges us!"
"Attack!"
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>>2311994
Quick! Drag Rarity into it. It's the only way!
This plan should appeal to the CMC, right?
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>>2312073
Even if she hates us after, it's so fucking worth it.
>>
>>2312035
>>2312073
>>2312094
>>2312095
Why do I have the felling that this will be the end?

DO IT FAGGOTS
>>
>>2311994

>>2312030
>>2312035
>>2312073
>>2312082
>>2312094
>>2312095

>There's a tense moment as everyone has a stare down, before Sweetie yells "Get her!"
>The trio jump off of you with astounding speed, hurtling at Rarity with a collective giggle as Rarity stands in place, shocked.
>Before she can act the three are upon her, knocking her on her side and tickling her belly and neck mercilessly, making her face contort into a smile as she laughs out of control.
>All four of them laugh, Rarity being the loudest as she flails, trying to dislodge her "attackers".
>She's unsuccessful, and tears begin to stream from her eyes as she continues to laugh, "H-help, hahaha! He-heh-heh-heeelp!"

Will you intervene? How so?
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>>2312183
Take a serious face and march over there
Get them off her
Than show them how it's truly done
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>>2312183
Laugh, but help her.
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>>2312183
Well, fingers were made for tickling.
Let's get to work.
But who should we target? Rarity, or the CMC?
I say... CMC. We're here to HELP Rarity, after all.
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>>2312183
Simply pick them up. They're poodle-sized.
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>>2312236
this. grab the CMCs and free rarity, while laughing of course.
>>
>>2312183

Save the damsel in distress by launching our own attack against the CMC
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>>2312213
Yep, help Rarity by dislodging the CMC via tickles.
After everything is said and done, settle them down and tell them it's time for bed.
>>
>>2312183
Detect Magic
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>>2312295
For the last time, Winston, you cannot detect magic via alcohol consumption.
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>>2312362
I CAN TRY
>>
YO ASPIRANT. YOU ALIVE?
>>
We alive?
>>
i think aspirant needs to flush his DNS and clear his cache. I had to.
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>>2312527
I'm fine. Cloudflare just decided to work again.
>>
test
>>
>We will never know if we fucked up.
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>>2312749
He's finishing in the active thread.
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>>2312749
It's ending in the current thread man

>>2312715

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