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A fabulous new horse
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we ded
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>>2300118
2FAST SMILE 2FAST, THE SERVERS CANT HANDLE SUCH SPEEDS RIGHT NOW
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>>2300118
IS THAT A MARKER? I CANT EVEN SEE IT AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Apparently 4chan/Cloudflare is being under attacked

Will Leth go through by all means to delay the Friend-Off?
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Lyra sat on the servers
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>tumbnails broken, images work
What?
Just me, or all of 4chan?
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ITS THE INVISIBLE MARKER
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>>2300139
A bunch of kiddos is behind this

https://twitter.com/#!/ug
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>>2300118
EVEN IN DEATH, THE MARKER STILL APPEARS
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>>2300142
thumbnails are broken for me as well
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fabulousest horse
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>>2300136
[westillhavethepowerofmusic]
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>>2297165

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4CHAN DEFACED BY A KAWAII HITLER.

MORE AT 11.
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>>2300145
>>2300118
Oh I get it now
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>Porksteaks @QuhzkMC
>Oh well if this is to get ponyfags out I'm completely okay with it. #UGNazi >@AlQaedaSecurity

https://twitter.com/#!/AlQaedaSecurity

Ready for the storm?
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>>2300152
>yamino
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>http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29663/The-Only-Tears-That-Fall-Are-Red

>fanfiction
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>>2300161
Oh god my sides!
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Why would someone target 4chan?
I mean, really?
A site that's fucked in its ass by both cloudflare and moot as a target for hacking?
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>>2300142
It's like everything is a spoiler-tagged gift waiting to be unwrapped!
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>notto dissu shitto again
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>>2300161
pfffhahahaha

They tremendously butthurt.
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we back now?
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>>2300164
>Yep, that’s my opening line. I’m convinced I’m insane, a pony driven to the edge by isolation, alone and desolate. Oh, forgive my rudeness. Let’s begin introductions. My name is Red Tear, and my blade is my only friend, creating a bond between us by cutting my soft skin and through tough muscle, creating a bond that cannot be broken easily. Getting beat up, ridiculed, and being depressed are the staples of my life. This IS a story though, right? So enough introductions, my name is Red Tear, and this is my story. Did I already tell you my name? No matter, let us move on.
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we back
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>>2300161
whenever i see pony outside mlp, im always torn between telling the haters to calm their tits, or the poster to stop being a colossal faggot. really it depends on the context of the situation, but other ponyfags can be fucking annoying.
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>>2300182
A ponys tale
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Oh hey, thumbnails work now.
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>>2300170
4chan made itself a target by attempting to claim they invented Derpy.
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Why didn't you go to the gym today, MLPG?
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>>2300118
Okay, I'm legitimately impressed. Is three posts the fastest marker ever?
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POSTANG PONIES TO SPITE BIN LADEN.
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OK, someone in the last thread requested Pinkie Pie Gangsta rapping. I completely butchered it and am now thinking of strategies toimprove. I'll get back in a week with and hope to do waaaaay better.
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>>2300164
10/10 stars
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>>2300164
3EDGY5ME
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>>2300170
Because it's such an epic win, Anon.
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>>2300183
if the thread is irrelevant to the board it's on, I join them in spamming pony
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fluffy-ponies

>tfw they think dA made it
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>>2300197
Not bad but you should practice faces
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>>2300164
11/10, a masterpiece of modern literature
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>>2300196
Goddamn I would smack that ass to watch it jiggle.
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>>2300193
iv seen 2 posts a few times. never seen it be the next post tho
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>>2300203
>>2 4me
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>>2300192
I helped continue building a fence, that's enough for me today.
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>>2300183
That's the difference between bronies and ponyfags.
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>>2300170
scriptkiddies fucked cloudflare (presumably in an attempt to fuck that Wounded Warrior page, because they're so fucking edgy), that in turn fucked 4chan.

Collateral damage, as they say.
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holy fuck, the dollchan extension for mlpg.co carried over to this MLPG until I disabled it. Can anybody explain what the hell that's all about?
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>>2300209
Haha, oh wow.
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>>2300193

It's not so impressive considering the site just came back up.
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>>2300192
but i did go to the Gym today.
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>>2300210
>Rose will never teach you to art
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>>2300192

Still ashamed of my body, Will. Stop asking.
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>>2300210
>rose will never make a tutorial for butts
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>>2300209
With the thing as it is now, Devinatart is a good fallman

You want top ut the blame on crude gore for ponies? It's deviantart.
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>>2300193
It's slow time, but I made it in two like a month ago.

Some day, in 1...
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>>2300209
It's better this way.
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>>2300209
Motherfuck...
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>>2300232
>>2300234
maybe if you guys ASKED for those things
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>>2300209
But they're right.
>The first Fluffy pony was created by DeviantArt user Mixermike622 on January 3, 2012.
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>>2300226
Rollin
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>>2300197

>This is why we hate you Ross, you never draw us what we want

So apparently, I just need to draw played out ideas and requests like this and things will somehow turn out for the better.
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>>2300246
I don't think people realise Mixermike is Fluffy sometimes, or they tend to forget.
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>>2300224

Too many includes declared? It should only be included on mlpg.co by default though.
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>>2300249
Now your getting it
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Must... not.... tell him to fuck off
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>>2300161
How is bringing down the whole site supposed to "get rid of ponyfags"?
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>>2300210
I know. And trust me, I am. The face and the neck are giving me a hard time, but I'll tackle it, hopefully. I'll also try to stick to more pony-esque poses in the future, or just look up a good pose reference from the actual show.
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>>2300234
circles
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http://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/This%20Day%20Progress7.mp3

Last couple of rounds of progress before vocal work. Regarding the instrumental, speak now or hold your peace!
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>>2300259
Keep at it, you're already pretty good.
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>>2300245
But Rose's ask box is closed
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>>2300246
Well, that's true.
But wasn't it a request from one of us to make Sweetie "fluffier"?
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>>2300249
How about drawing what looks like a person or a pony for once? Not a horrible abomination. Keep your disgusting fetish out of our MLPG.
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>>2300258
By bringing down 4chan, they want moot to remove ponyfags from his site, then they will stop attacking 4chan.

Literally Internet Terrorism. And these are the same tactics Anonymous uses.

To these people, two wrongs make a right, might makes right and the ends justify the means.
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>>2300245
I ask for stuff all the time. I try to get advice from any drawfag I can.

But they just ignore me. Either I'm too shit or they're too busy. Both are acceptable excuses.
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>>2300164
>(You sick fucks, I’m not going to describe my shower to you)
Lost my shit right there.
Why the fuck would he even think the readers want to know his shower experience?
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>Getting mad at ponies
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>>2300262
>no stream

Sounds and feels good to me, can't say I've got any suggestions
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>>2300282
I wonder if they're behind ponibooru's down time
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>>2300282
But... What did we do?
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>>>/v/141544002
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>>2300253
I have no idea. I updated the dollchan thing and then when 4chan went back up it carried over or something. I'm just keeping it disabled for now otherwise it interferes with 4chan x.
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>>2300288
Bronies are pretty infuriating.
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>>2300282
I hope some /g/ fags get mad and wreck their shit.
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>>2300282
... but how will attacking the site remove ponyfags from 4chan?

Because even a simpleton could see thats not working
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>>2300249
iv said it before and ill say it again, you don't have to do anything. just stop expecting our opinions to change when you keep doing things we hate.
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>>2300287
>fimfiction

I'd honestly feel terrible if my stuff was well received there.
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>>2300296
We exist

Bronies exist
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>>2300294
I doubt it. Ponibooru probably just gets a shit ton of traffic these days.
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>>2300288
Just laugh at them, that always makes them angrier.
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>>2300296
Lyra sex plushie
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>>2300286
Well, I'm not a very good artist but maybe I can help?
What's bothering you?
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>>2300271
Will do. I'm always more satisfied with the sketches, whether digital or not. Once I start inking, it just falls apart most of the time... But I'll practice, of course.
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>>2300297
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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>>2300310
Eco says there's no unusually high traffic recently. He doesn't know what's causing it.
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>>2300164
>“Hey Derpy” I said, my voice choking up. I heard the jeers of the students as they saw me stumble, saw me start to cry.
I get it, it's supposed to be /v/!
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>>2300328
snicker
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>>2300325
Rose made this one thing
http://www.livestream.com/crayon_wax/video?clipId=pla_f46714d3-c906-41c1-96ef-a4f4511497fb&utm_s
ource=lslibrary&utm_medium=ui-thumb

If you haven't watched it you should
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>>2300262
Excellent, I was just wanting something to listen to while I play vidya games and sit here.

I love the general tone of the song, like I loved the originals, and that bit 2/3 of the way through was crazy and really fun.

Not much I can offer in the way of actual criticism, but I enjoyed it a lot.
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>>2300314
But that's just Ross's doing. RIIIGHT GUYYYS?
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>>2300246
>>2300209

They never mention Art-Anon, even with some of his pics on the page.

I bet he'd be glad to know that. I remember he said he didn't want anything to do with them anymore.
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>>2300314
Fucking a. Of all the things we've done, that's what they latch onto?
Do they even realize that the entirety of this fandom is the fault of this thread?
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>>2300209
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lyra-plushie
I'll bet you thought the Lyra jokes weren't made by us bronies loving and tolerating those creepy fans.
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>>>/v/141543256
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>>2300296
Nothing. You didn't do anything. I didn't do anything. However, consider the following:

Say someone posts a furry picture here. You and others get mad, you insult it and mock it. 30 minutes later, someone identifies him or herself as a furry in a conversation. The previous troll post has left people with residual anger which they then place onto the innocent person. They are guilty by association. The same thing is happening here, the anger, hate and trolling made by the ones attacking the site is residual feelings from other trolls and delusional bronies that they have interacted with. Generalization happens all the time, and the innocent pay for the immature behavior of others.
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>>2300297

What the hell is going on?
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>>2300362
>/v/
>Talking about cancer
PFFFFHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
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>>2300349
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>>2300328
I love it.
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im crying
this is funny as hell
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>>2300358
He didn't really have much to do with it, though. It's just that the few pics he did were latched onto by >them for whatever reason.
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>>2300362
So much fucking mad

Holy shit, how can someone hate something this much?
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we ded
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>ddos
>hacking

shiggy
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well that's cool and all but i can think of something else I'd rather talk about
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>>2300379
I know. All that needs to happen that hoppip gets some kind of anthrax letter or something and this whole thing is a feast of butthurt
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>>2300303
Again, it's terrorism.

Their goals: To remove ponyfags from 4chan.

How do they do it? By taking down 4chan. This in turn puts pressure on moot to remove said ponyfags. Their objective is to DDoSing the site until moot relents and actively removes and bans all pony content because of the intimidation that these people are imposing on him and his site. They are using terror to get their way.
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>>2300362
The stupidity, it pains me.
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>>2300365
But...
That's wrong. Don't these people want to evolve?
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>>2300403
no
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So what drugs do you do MLPG?
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>>2300408
Caffeine and alcohol
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>>2300243
Good. Let dA take the goddamn fall for this one.
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>>2300408

A drug called life.
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>>2300362
Permanently banning everyone on /v/ and /b/ would make this site a better place.
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>>2300328
This was great.
I'm almost tempted to try to record it.
Its a good thing the mic on my headset is broken, that is a terrible idea.
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>>2300398

Because previous bans achieved so much. Although if they force (haha, as if) moot to get rid of /mlp/ that may play into our hands.
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>>2300408
Caffeine
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>>2300395
>they blow up her van
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>>2300407
They're going to feel silly when WE'RE the ones in Equestria, and they're in hell for being stupid.
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I need a picture of Google Chrome pony ASAP.


Fun fact: The Mozilla Firefox Facebook page just shared this picture.
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>>2300408

I'm open to pretty much anything

weed and nitrous are nice.
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>>2300408
alcohol and caffeine
as for prescribed I take amphetamines (Adderall XR), and xanax.
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>>2300432
>Fun fact: The Mozilla Firefox Facebook page just shared this picture.

FFFFFFUCK!
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>>2300348
Thanks. I really like the way she inks, it's incredibly lively. I'll make sure to watch and take notes.
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>>2300403
>Don't these people want to grow up

No they don't. They live on 4chan, which still has /b/. Moot doesn't want to change, it took him 4.5 years to add two new themes to his site.
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>>2300420
Where will we go in that case?
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>>2300430
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>>2300440
Best of luck
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>>2300398

I didn't realize cartoons were such serious business
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>>2300361
>Ponychan
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>>2300432
She's cute.
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>>2300362
God
I know /v/'s really been shit recently but I haven't even been near the place since /vg/ was created
This is much worse than I thought
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>>2300408
nothing regularly. but i've tried pretty much everything at least once except crack/pcp
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>>2300432
It's shit
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>>2300446

/co/, of course

Capefags will bawww and gonna report-bomb the threads for some time, but they will have to just learn to deal with it. Again.
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>>2300321
Oh the usual. Everything.

From construction (how am I meant to reference marshmellow equines in humanoid poses?), or inking (the strokes are never right) to shading (too much just gives the appearance of being plastic-y; too little or flat just looks awful).

It' all just shit, and anything I start to feel good about falls down in one of the later stages. I have no formal training and no idea what I'm doing, and everyone else seems to be doing better than me.
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>>2300446
/co/

;_;
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>>2300463
Why are you such an idiot? You jaundiced jumped up, vercordiously pusillanimous piffle. Your vileseome existence nauseates me beyond compare. It is politically correct when discussing your faults to use certain words to denote your humanness above your disability. But in your case, there is nothing human. You are just challenged, you are just different. Given a choice of stepping in something nasty on the sidewalk, or bidding you good morning, I would happily choose the former. Single-handedly, you have wrenched all meaning out of life. Congratulations. As I write this I try vainly to think of something, anything, which redeems in some small way your utterly pointless existence. The only thing that comes to mind is that you have taught me hate. Pure, unmitigated hate. I have had fantasies about attacking you with a machete, but I dare not. I once cut up a starfish, which was so neurologically simple that each piece grew into a clone of the original. Your coleopteron brain no doubt shares certain appalling similarities with such creatures. You, misguided as you are, might be asking yourself what you have done to deserve such a letter as this. Your misdeeds and villainous vampings can be described in just two words: you exist. And believe me, there is no reason on earth why you should. How do you justify to yourself waking up each morning and ruining yet another day? If everything in this world has some purpose, some grand plan behind its existence, then yours surely is to show everything else, whether it be a slops bucket in a fried chicken stand, or the gunk behind the fridge, how fortunate it is not to be you. I have tried, but clearly, I have failed. I must stand firm to the realisation that mere words cannot express my utmost and profound contempt and loathing for your person, your being and your existence. You are a blight against nature.
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>>2300446
Emergency backup. Where we should have went when /mlp/ was made.
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>>2300463

Miles better than Shitfire. Get dunked wingfaggot.
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>>2300453

Glad to see the mods are still a bunch of power crazed autists.
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>>2300408
Ponies and LSD and Marijuana
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>>2300460
The thread from /v/ is more sane about this event. They even got their hands on the "hacker" info.

>>>/v/141543201
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>>2300408
Just weed and alcohol
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>>2300453
Hah, what the fuck?

Too sexual for ponychan?
If that's actually the reason, that is hilariously pathetic.
It is fabric shaped like a pony with a pocket in the butt.
It doesn't even look anything like a vagina.
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>>2300362
Watch out fellas, /v/ is out to get us.
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>>2300494
>the pony Visual Novel will never be made
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>>2300408
I don't trust my doctor so I always throw it away
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>>2300451
>>2300451
YOU THINK THESE CARTOON EQUINES ARE A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
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>>2300481
>shitty OC created to draw in bronies and make them use Firefox
>Better than best pegasus

naw nigga
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>>2300475
Watch this as well
>>2300348

It's the best advice I can give because I have trouble with all the same things.
http://www.ctrlpaint.com/home/2012/5/29/being-a-beginner.html

and that
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>>2300494
Is this real? I like it.
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>>2300470
superior
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>>2300513

>best pegasus
Cool oxymoron bro.
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>>2300499
its fucking hilarious how asspained they are over ponies. its like they think as a collective, /mlp/ sends people out to other boards just to fuck with them. Just fuck off already, im staying right here posting pony away from you.
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>>2300408
Raisins
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>people still encouraging hopeless drawfags
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>>2300472
>>2300477
But won't we be permabanned?
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>>2300537
Ouch?
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>>2300537
AWE SHIT
IS IT THAT TIME OF DAY AGAIN?
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>>2300537
What is that supposed to be?
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>>2300538
>bans doing anything
RBC has probably been banned over a thousand times
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>>2300537
She'll be fine.
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>>2300537
you monster
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SO EDGE
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>You will never be a pretty little mare, happily serving cocks of every shape and size, day in and day out, the tangy taste of fresh semen never absent from your lips
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>>2300534
>Implying the difference between 99 tricks and 100 tricks is any more significant than one fucking percent.
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>>2300537
Pushing down on me
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>>2300547
>What is that supposed to be?
Just a pipe
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>>2300537
oooo


tis mearly a scratch
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>>2300543
I love that time of day
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>>2300560
>implying they're equally weighted
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>>2300562
Ok, I was thinking like a gun barrel or something.
Mostly right.
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>>2300537
Will she survive
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>>2300558
oh god

is that a male
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>>2300568
>Implying they aren't.
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>>2300548

This.

Even a retard like him knows how to evade bans, they do fuck all.
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>>2300537
I didn't know you were drawing for the fluffy pony general now
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>>2300537
You are doing the fetish wrong Weaver
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>>2300521
Just art.
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>>2300558
kill me
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>>2300537
This is a fetish I never knew I had before this year.
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>>2300537

That ain't right.
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>>2300562
But......
Why?
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>>2300585
>>2300584
>>2300551
no guys it's cool cause it's weaver
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>>2300328
>>2300328
>>2300328

>>2300419

Let me try!

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eKn1g49NCA

Hope you don't mind if I didn't read it exactly as written.
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>>2300565
I love how Twilight just looks at you, with tears in her eyes.
It's pretty fucking sadist, but it kinf of turns me on.
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>>2300537
can i replace the pipe with my penis
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>>2300534
>if you work hard, I'm sure you'll one day be about to make a passable pony sketch
>you'll never be a good artist though
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>>2300576
That's Sibsy's OC
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>>2300571
she's been through rough times before
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>>2300521
as real as this
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>>2300558
ONCE AGAIN A CUTE .gif IS RUINED THANKS TO

MY LITTLE PONY GENERAL
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>>2300560
that.. isn't the point at all.. the point is you can learn a bunch of tricks you'll never really be good without natural born talent
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>>2300610
so grimy
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>these /v/ threads linked
They're not serious, right?
People don't seriously get this mouth-foamingly angry over this shit, right?
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>>2300610

Shit Weaver what are you doing?
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>>2300613
I got boners to it when there was still a car there, honestly.
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>>2300610
>GG is finally drawing my fetish
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>>2300610

Bet she couldnt endure this
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>>2300565
Talk about giving a pony the shaft.>>2300537
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>>2300578
>
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>>2300613
>MLPG_is_the_cancer_killing_the_fandom.jpg
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>>2300610
W...Why are you doing this?
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>>2300610
More?
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>>2300610

Twilight would totally mess with that damned cube.

When will that crazy slut learn?
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>>2300599
hah, better than I would have done, most likely.
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>>2300607
> Sibsy's OC

i'm just gonna pretend it's a male

don't ruin my dreams

>>2300613
>ruined

no

look how eager he is

he just wants to make people happy
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oh man we might get le epic ddos bros xd
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>>2300623

>/v/

Take a wild guess if they do
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>>2300610
and Jesus wept
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>>2300610
stop

this isn't /b/read or Fluffy general GG, you know that
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>>2300644
>he
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>>2300610
Cool, gore is acceptable now on here. Gotta remind myself of that
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>>2300644
>he
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>>2300639
dammit twilight
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>>2300656
no its weaver so its cool

newfag
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>>2300644

>It's obviously a girl
>I'm gonna say it's a boy.

Nigger, what are you doing?
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>>2300610
why am I feeling arousal
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>>2300537
>I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I-
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>>2300610
So one is through her nose, the other through the roof of her mouth?
That must hurt quite a bit.

Silly twilight, pulling on them isn't going to help
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>>2300610
the fuck you doing, gg
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>GG drawing gore
>piss takes it and makes a general
>fluffy ponies 2.0
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GG wants to quit pones, but we won't let him. He's going to draw nothing but this stuff until we're forced to hate him.
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>>2300677
;_;
Zoey was pregnant with Wash's child according to Whedon
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>reacting to gg's old image
You guys know these are old images, right?
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>>2300691
>impalement pony canon
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>>2300676

You're not - you're just trying to look edgy and cool.

You seem to have gotten lost on your way to the fluffy pony threads.
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>>2300615
Which is why we aren't living in a world of Olympic athletes and learned people.

The majority will always be shit. Maybe they have the talent within them, but lack the motivation to try. Or the means. Or the environment to learn.

Truth is, not everyone can be great at anything they want, even if they try.
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>>2300697
oh come ON
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>>2300667
>>2300661
>i'm just gonna pretend it's a male

>>2300674
>obviously

i seriously thought it was guy at first

there's really nothing indicative of femininity and i could swear you see the hint of a package between his legs as he swings his rump back and forth
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>>2300677
We have had this conversation too many times in the past for me to do anything but feel hollow at this point.
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>GG posting old art.
>Newfags loosing their shit.
Oh Glitter Glue, you crazy bastard.
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>>2300613
But MLPG didn't make the .gif
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>>2300695
GG, YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE.
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>>2300695
But I will stop hating him if he keeps drawing gore
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>>2300700

>>2300610 is, but >>2300537 is new.
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>>2300695
every time he posts another tear falls from his face. he doesnt want to end it this way, but its just the way it has to be
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>>2300670
>>2300639
Herpderp I feel weird to repost my own pieces... I barely ever do it but now it just fits perfect
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>>2300610
>You will never hook Twilight up on razor meathooks when she has disappointed you in her duties as your little slave
>You'll never set a chair in front of her and drink a refreshing gin&tonic, just enjoying her torture, her blood-caked face looking at you in agony, begging for release
>>
I honestly wasn't a huge fan of wash, and felt nothing at his death.
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>>2300704

Now now now, just because you don't like his fetish, and his fetish is often shared with angsty 2dark teenagers, doesn't mean he's not legitemately aroused.

Please be more considerate in the future
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>>2300708

If you actually watched the show you'd know the character is a girl.
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>>2300731
wrong cube?
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>>2300708
>Sibsy's OC is a trap

New Headcanon
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>>2300666
>Cool, gore is acceptable now on here. Gotta remind myself of that
Oh does it not count as gore unless I draw it
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>>2300644
fuck you
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>>2300708
Here what you though that was a boy.
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>pony thread on /v/
>suddenly MLPGers start exposing themselves

guys pls.
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>>2300719
If this doesn't work, it's obese mimes.
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>>2300704
yeah, just like every fat fetishist is Ross get dunked
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>>2300704
Jesus, gore is to MLPG as ponies are to /v/
I guess extreme sadomasochism isn't a fetish or anything?
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>>2300708
>his
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>>2300732
>that feel when the moment Twilight achieved immortality and could no longer be harmed by physical means she began to become more and more eccentric to the point where this is her weekends
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>>2300732

Sparkler pls just end yourself
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>>2300704
>I'm aroused
>NO YOU'*RE NOT YOU'RE TRYING TO BE EDGY
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>>2300720
And newfags are getting assdamaged about it.
New all around.
It's Weaver, and you expect something other than gore?
Seriously?
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>>2300732
yep, that's true

those things will never happen
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>>2300677
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>>2300741
It is? Oh well... damn skyblue shiny cubes... those all look alike.
>>2300695
It's easy. Draw them fat.
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>>2300528
Same here, I'm don't post in those /b/ faggotry threads.
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>>2300734

Get dunked. There's your "more considerate."
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>>2300720
I know the impale pipe is new. The rest is like a year old and boy there so many new reaction.
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Did sibsy voice her pony in the episode or not?
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>>2300754
Sadomachoism and various other abuse fetishes has never really caught on in MLPG. And After Fluffy Ponies? It's unlikley we'll have anything to do with it.
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>>2300751

seriously?

Christ, guys.
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>>2300750
oh

well

damn

turn he back around

so i can keep pretending
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>>2300788
What was Double Joe Seven's codename again?
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>>2300754
Ever since ...THAT... happened. Would you really want them to have ANOTHER general to shit up the board with?

>>2300764
Nobody in the fluffy pony threads watches the show. They just pretend they like gore to be cool.
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>>2300784

THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?
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>>2300757
This is my fetish.
I don't want to hurt my waifu, just cause her pain, and we can enjoy it together.
Holy shit, that sounded creepy as fuck.
But it wouldn't be a bad thing, she would want it, and I'd be happy to help.
>>
Leth...
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which pone is the most skilled at fucking
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I thought people hated OCs.

I wish you'd make up your minds.
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>>2300791
There was a decent Gilda abusing anon thing a while back, but I think most people liked it for the NTR.

At least there's the occasional sounding and cockvore
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>>2300754

MLPG hates gore and pedos

they like, really hate pedos.
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>>2300751

>tfw you don't leave the Lifeboat

Feels real good.
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>>2300812

[GetDunked]
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>You will never take bites out of a pone's regenerative marshmallow flesh, giving her extreme pleasure.
>>
http://pastebin.com/xyeGH1xq AHAHA

MY SIDES
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>>2300815
anyway
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>>2300819

we're not a hivemind, dude
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>>2300819
We're not a hivemind, but the amount of hostility that OCs encounter here has been steadily decreasing.

I guess shitty fapfiction authors can force any pill down our throats as long as they keep pandering to our sexual appetites.
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>>2300815
exactly. The pain helps her feel alive. Without it, she worries she'd drift away from everyone else.
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>>2300830
>cockvoregreentext.png
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Hey, sparkler, I know you're here.

Grab a bunch of guys so we can do something fun.
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>>2300819
Why are people still saying this?
Every time an OC has been brought up for the past couple of MONTHS someone has done this.
It seems really unlikely that all of these people have somehow missed every single one of these
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>>2300844
Hahahaha
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>>2300831
as does everyone else
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>>2300810
And if I were to say I don't Derpy again, I wonder how long before people would be jumping at my throat again.

Derpy, fluffy pony, any other fanon; it's all the same in the end.
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>>2300844
How the fuck did that happen to begin with?
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>>2300840
>You will never take bites out of a pone's regenerative marshmallow flesh, giving her extreme pleasure.
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>>2300845
>>2300847
We're not a hivemind...hivemind
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>>2300819

We hate self-insert OCs.
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>>2300839

YOU STOP THAT

YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW
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>>2300819
We only hate OC's we didn't come up with.
Or want to fuck.
Or came up with and want to fuck.
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>>2300842
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>2300844
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>>2300812
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>>2300842
That's a joke, right?
>>
>hate pedos

fucking ababblebloom

before, we'd spend entire nights talking about the eroticism of hotdogging sweetie's rump or applebloom's delicious accent

and now

now some cry
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>>2300856

The Steam group had to vote on whether to kick AB out.

Also the fluffy threads LOVE pedos - their whole schtick is just a protracted child-torture fantasy.
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>>2300819
We are more than one person, you know.
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>>2300842
Haha, yeah. No suprise because someone already got their info as who they are.

http://pastebin.com/ZYp7DhrT
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>>2300840
Reminds me of that Susan Strong episode of Adventure Time when the little marshmallow gang charged at her friends.
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>>2300851
>>2300830

Speaking of that
does anyone have some caps?
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>>2300842
>This was for the lulz. This was for the fame. This was done because only we have the skill to do it. This was done, so that we can laugh at your butthurt. We did it because we can.
Oh jesus
>Skill
>Fucking over 4chan
OH MY SIDES
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>>2300869
Except the ones we like, such as Rose's.
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>>2300868
>river in Egypt
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>>2300887
>>2300886
Shh, no cry.

Stop bringing it up.
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>>2300889
AHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>2300860
Twilight tried pole dancing.
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The posters on the video games board told me that 4chan was hacked because of you lot.

What have you or your friends done this time, /co/?
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>>2300887

except there was never a vote
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>>2300887
>They voted to kick AB out

Hahah, wat?
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>>2300918
You are the fucking worst.
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>>2300887

>The Steam group had to vote on whether to kick AB out.

When the fuck did that happen? I didn't see it. I tried my damndest to ignore that entire spectacle, though.
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>>2300918
Those guys want to attack the Wounded Warrior Project site. Apparently, that site use cloudflare. They took that down and this site just happen to be in the cross fire.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/UGNazi-Attacks-Wounded-Warrior-Project-to-Spite-The-Jester-273163.sht
ml?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitter_web

Of course, they hid this and claim they took down 4chan for "lulz".
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>>2300847
well yeah, if we didn't accept TAW's OC maybe she'd leave us for more popular brony sites
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>>2300842

>The more there is opposition against them, the more they tried to ram the rainbow down people's throats

>We simply decided to fight back, which is a natural tendency for any person
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>>2300926
hey
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>>2300918
Nothing. That's the fun part. We literally just existed and someone had a autimsm overload over it and took 4chan down for an hour, if that.
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someone requested another twilight sketch in the old thread, here it is. going to bed but I hope to be back tomorrow to draw some more.
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>>2300842

>DID WE MAKE YOU MAD? DID WE RUSTLE YOUR JIMMIES? HUH? ARE YOU BUTTHURT?!

>...no.

>W-WELL YOU SHOULD BE!!!
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I seriously refuse to believe that the "mission statement" by ugnazi is anything but an elaborate joke.
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>>2300896
Of said story? Of course.
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>>2300936
I wish he would. He's about as brony as it gets, and his attention whoring would be sated if he just left.
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>>2300932
>The controversial UGNazi hackers have done it again. They have taken down the website of the Wounded Warrior Project (woundedwarriorproject.org), a non-profit organization launched to help United States service members who have been wounded or who need assistance.
SOOOOO EDGY XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>
I am so glad that I was drawing for the last hour
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>>2300930
>>2300923
Hey.

Ponies.

If Twilight teleported into a sharp pole through her throat, would you help her?
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>>141547460
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>>2300889
>ExplodingYellowVan.gif
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>>2300842

Um, like what did they achieve exactly? Because, I just got on 4chan and I didn't notice anything different.
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>>2300980
Well.

I'd remove the pole
but id stick my dick in it while she was passed out
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>>2300842
>take down 4chan for one hour
>think they rule the internet
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>>2300930
>>2300923
>>2300908
There wasn't a 'vote'. The group leader was just too big a pussy to kick AB. A handful of people ended up stirring the shit and yelling at him before he finally got that pedo out.
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>>2300975
I was drawing too.

It's stupid and I hate it and I give up and Diablo 3 here I come.
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>I don't give a shit. He won't answer my repeated questions on why the fuck he refuses to update boxdog.

GG. ANSWER THIS MAN PLEASE
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>>2300980
No.

Alternative answer: Yes.

Addendum: I am literally in love with Twilight Sparkle and pretend that she is real.

Next question.
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>>2300990
They managed to fuck over Cloudflare for an hour or so.
Literally, that's all they did.
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>>2300980
I would gladly hold the mirror and help her find passages in "Home Surgery for Eggheads"

If she wanted me to, I could even take dictation, no sense letting such a valuable experience potentially go to waste.
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oh god this /v/ thread is so intertaining. someone is now spamming GG's comics and art
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>>2300990
But 4chan is dead.
They took it down.
You should leave and feel bad about yourself.
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>>2301009

And Cloudflare is capable of fucking over itself for much longer.

A truly legendary victory.
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>>2301009

Well shit. I guess we should just give up.

Bye 4chan, we had a good run
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>>2300980

I would be too busy running around panicking like a mad man, oblivious to the fact that it's probably not as serious as it would be if it happened to a human because of magic or marshmallow flesh or some shit.
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>>2301005
>Diablo 3 gives me an error.
>Have to re-download it.
FUCKING HUSSIE!
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>>2301023
Someone tell them that all the pony stuff was a GG imitator and that his pony gore is actually the only art by the real Weaver, who hasn't been on the internet for the last year or so.
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>>2300842
>>2300842
>>2300842

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IezyWAoSGl
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>>2301007
Who said this?
>He won't answer my repeated questions on why the fuck he refuses to update boxdog.
Boxdog is on hiatus, but it's not canceled
Whoever this is needs to be patient
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scratch thread continues
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Are we friends yet?
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>>2301009
>took down Cloudflare for one hour and feel proud of themselves
>Cloudflare regularly goes down itself for several hours

My fucking sides, these guys are adorable
>>
FRIEND OFF WHERE
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>>2300751
That's just the fringe crowd, you know the people who claim that mlpg is 90% /v/. It hurts to say it, but posers is the most descriptive word.
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>go to /v/
>no vidya on first page

holy shit and I thought it was a myth
>>
"As for the bronies, these rainbow, unicorn, free to be you and me tards are despicable. The more there is opposition against them, the more they tried to ram the rainbow down people's throats."

They mad.
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>>2301061
Is it possible that Cloudfare just happened to fuck itself for a short while and they're trying to take care of it?
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>>2301061
why is it again people are mad at ponyfags again? werent they trying to get to that wounded warrior and 4chan got hit as colateral?
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>>2301056
We sure are! Add me on skype so we can talk about being friends!
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>>2300842
>comparing ponyfags to pedos
Okay.
So are they going to do this again later or what? I don't see what this achieves by itself.
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>>2301074

cant blame em, obnoxious, 'the-show-is-my-new-religion' bronies are the worst
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>>2301074
I know that my natural reaction to people posting about a cartoon is to become aggressive and upset.
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>>2300980
I don't think she'd really need my help. FPK showed she's basically invulnerable anyway. My autistic headcanon is that the reason for her scene-cut recovery is that she was only injured because she wanted to try it for a while
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>>2301081
bahahahaha
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>>2301077
>>2301061
um

they didn't just take down cloudflare

www.4chan.org redirected to their twitter page.
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>>2301071
>go to /v/
>pone porn spam

UNF
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>>2301097
For me it didn't.
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>>2301078
The "hackers" don't want to look stupid when they try to take down the warrior site. So they claim they attack 4chan because lulz and ponies.
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>>2301045
Some anon in that /v/ thread did
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>>2301044

>"pleaserespond"
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>>2301097
no it didn't
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>>2301097
Oh, I wasn't here. That's pretty fucking dumb.
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>>2301077
nah there were issues on 4chan's side. Apparently it runs on apache, I had no idea. Seems absurd to me.
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>>2301085
>fighting with someone/something
>over internet
If it's fandom consisting many, many people they can do shit.
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>>2301045
>
>>>/v/141547860
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>>2301071
>Not browsing boards exclusively through Catalog.neet
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>>2301101
you did go to the main page right

like

all the boards just didn't resolve, but the main page redirected
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i can understand why you're not drawing
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>>2301124
Yes.
I went to 4chan.org.
It showed 4chan.org.
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>>2301097
Their twitter said they did it through cloudflare

And for everyone saying it didn't, yes it did.
They did do more than ddos the site, but it was still pretty pathetic as far as hacking stunts goes.
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>>2301074
You should make a youtube vid about it.
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>>2301133
Who?
>>
OH FUCK SOMEONE ON TV JUST SAID "RARITY" I CAN'T LET MY DAD SEE HOW AROUSED I AM
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>>2301140
But that's wrong
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>>2301150
everyonw
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Rose, are you here?
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>>2301109
>>2301101
It did for a while
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>>2301140
boards.4chan.org did redirect to their twitter page, but I don't know enough about how cloudfare works to know if that could be done purely on their end
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Is eurobeat still here?

the only thing I can think of to make the song better is to keep the little whistling sound the minecart makes

you know when cadence and twilight go down the spiral track in the cart, during/after cadence is all "i'll be there very soon"?
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>>2301133
I am drawing
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>>2301154
brony shoutouts woo /)
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>>2301167
>stick her head on your shaft
>talking dick
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>>2301133
I'm just so tired right now

I can't into art when tired
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>>2301167
hahahaha
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>>2301116

>that whole thread
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>>2301133
I am drawing, not ponies though. Ponies are for faggots.
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>>2301156
>>2301139
>>2301109
>>2301101
I'm confused why these people are lying.

I hope they're just wrong or misinformed, but I'm honestly wondering their trying to preserve some sense of 4chan superiorty

"WE DIDN'T GET HACKED GUYS HONESTLY"
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>>2301167

>no sweat droplets anywhere

kind of suspicious, are you sure you're GG?
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YEAH THANKS WEAVER

IF YOU DON'T REMEMBER MY QUESTIONS WERE IN ALL-CAPS FORMAT.

THANKS A LOT, KEEP IT COOL
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>http://pastebin.com/xyeGH1xq
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They can't comprehend why 4chan is mad about the hacking
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>>2301167
Pinkie would probably be slightly scary when dismembered. You wouldn't know if they'd grow into multiple deperate pinkies or something, and you'd have to matrix Burley brawl your way through multiple party pinkies
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>>2301102
I thought their pastebin didn't make any sense. That explains a lot.
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>>2301133
I'm after 3hours of drawing homework and then 4 hours of classes and drawing live model. I'll draw tomorrow...

>>2301146
YT vid? I don't even YT. ...I'm just playing in small time productions with friends for fun
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>>2301197

I never got redirected to their twitter, I got here like 20 minutes before 4chan came back though, so maybe I missed it
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>>2301197
But I didn't get fucking redirected.
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>>2301197
I never got redirected

It just said that website was offline or some shit
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>>2301202
I'd chop her up into a bunch of mini-pinkies and have a party.
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>>2301156
What is wrong?
That it didn't redirect to their blog thing?
Because I got redirected, I and there is no way I would have ever found my way to some two bit hacker groups twitter account otherwise.

It was only for a short while, and even then only seemed to happen about half the time.

I don't know a lot about this stuff, but it seemed like they managed to make cloudflare's cached version of 4chan's main page redirect to their twitter, and just attacked 4chan normally to make it actually use cloudflare.

Kind of smart, if that is what they didand if that actually works at all, I'm just guessing based on the barest knowledge of internet technology, but pretty unimpressive, overall.


I can see how people would have missed the redirect.
Out of 5-10 refreshes of the main page, I only got redirected 2 or 5 times, the rest of them was just a regular error page.
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>>2300852
>fun
You know where to find me
you know the IRC
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>>2301216
Then it must have been fixed by the time you got back, and making a blanket statement like "I didn't get redirected, therefore, obviously, it never redirected in the first place." just makes people look stupid.
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Sometimes I feel like MLPG is the last bastion of sanity Yeah, MLPG on 4chan
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>>2301238
WE NEED MORE PEOPLE IM BORING
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>>2301246

Well, you're clearly insane.
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>>2301243
I went to 4chan.org right after the site went down and refreshed about once every five minutes and I never got redirected.
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>>2301243
As opposed to "That guy says he didn't get redirected, that's impossible and that guy's a retard", right?
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>>2301200
>lel u mad & rustled
>no, not really
>YES U R FGT
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>>2301238
This is about pony ERP, isn't it?
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>>2301257
Yes
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Outside of /mlp/ I see more posts of people complaining about ponies than posts about ponies
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>>2301264

well thanks for keeping it out of the general, faggot
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>>2301200
>This was for the lulz.
>This was for the fame.
>This was done because only we have the skill to do it. This was done, so that we can laugh at your butthurt. We did it because we can.
O-OH GOD MY SIDES. I CAN'T BREATH. THEY THINK THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING WORTHWHILE
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>>2301267
We need a new thing to come along soon
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>>2301234
>she'd love you for it
>"Oh gee, thanks anon! Now I can *PARTY* all the time! Sometimes I get really sad when I have to party alone, even if it is fun!"
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>>2301267

Ponies must be taken very seriously.
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>>2301273
your welcom
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>>2301281
Care bears starts soon, doesn't it?
>>
Where are the friendoffings?
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>>2301243
I wasnt here for the shitstorm but I just wanted to point out that depending on the nature of the redirection some browsers may not accept it as a defensive thing.

Not saying it did or didnt happen just saiyan.
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>>2301267
inside of mlpg i see more posts of people complaining about the fandom, the people in the fandom, or something tangentially related to the fandom in some obscure way than I see posts about ponies, or posts complaining about ponies
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>>2301298
Leth ded, friendoff cancelled 4ever
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>>2301298
ded
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>>2301264
how many of you guys are taking part now?
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>>2301301

STOP BEING SO REASONABLE

CLEARLY EVERYONE IS LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING EXCEPT ME
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>>2301281
I VOTE FOR RASTAMOUSE
PLEASE
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MLPG has been 2fast4me the past two weeks.
This doesn't help.
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>>2301334

you're too slow!
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>>2301303
That's because we gained a reputation as disliking the rest of the fandom, and new people come here thinking that's all we're about.
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>>2301298
nowhere, no friendoff ever, everyone go home
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>>2301298
Leth is...Leth is frolicking with the ponies now
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GUYS LULZSEC MUST BE HACKING PONIBOORU

THAT'S WHY IT'S DOWN ALL THE FUCKING TIME

RIGHT?
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I don't think I'll be watching season 3.

See ya, guys. Wish I could say it's been fun.
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>>2301316
Ma nigga, what a show that is. Cbeebies for the win.
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>>2301314
Oh shit Im sorry.
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>>2300864
Why is there no zombie in Equestria fanfiction yet?
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>>2301350
>tfw I learned the magic behind the ponibooru .net/.org speed thing
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>>2301359

Because zombies are dumb and have been done to death by the internet
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>>2301363
What is it?
Tell us, anon.
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>>2301343
"NO SERIOUSLY IT'S EVERYONE ELSE'S FAULT NOT OURS
WE'RE AWESOME EVERYTHING ELSE SUCKS"

or we're just shit
>>
Leth...
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>>2301303
For some reason those posts got about 10 times more common when we went to /mlp/
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>>2301357
Sorry fer what?
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>>2301349
Fuck.
I'm going too.
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>>2301365
Don't use .413chan.net.

Use .org instead.
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>>2301382
Oh.
I thought you meant why it is like that.
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>>2301366
>meta discussion about meta discussion
can we go back to discussing out sites? because even that was better than this.
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>>2301369
is the master emerald to our Angel Island.

Remove him, and nations shall fall.
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>>2301364
>tfw I liked zombies before it became mainstream and shit
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http://pastebin.com/4DrZsWNF


My sides...they're...they're gone
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>>2301366
If you say so. But things don't change without reason.
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>>2301363
oh god
TELL ME
I HAVE TO KNOW
I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT
>>
It's weird to think of yourself as "the old guard" in something that's like 3-4 years old, but shit's changed for the better and worse. What will Let's Play be like in 2011? You can read all about it in my upcoming book - "Let's Read" subtitled: "2007 - the Year of the VLP" and sub-subtitled: "This is as meta as it gets." Ghost written by Stephen King and ProtonJon. On the back of the book jacket you will see a picture of me holding up a bunch of controllers while a camera is on me, and the wires are all tangled and I'm sorta shrugging as if to say "I think I'm in over my head here!!!"
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Do you guys think both Fluttershy and Derpy are friends?
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>>2301382
ponibooru.413chan.org just gives a parkingspace page?
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>>2301352

Well bye
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>>2301428
I think they hat each other
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>>2300492
it's a fuckable pony doll
I'm pretty sure that's sexual enough
fuck ponychan and all, but really, you just over explained the lyra plushie to make it simpler than it really is

let's just move on
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>>2301407
PFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is so god damn fucking laughably pathetic. God it pisses me off that they even have the ability to knock down 4chan for even an hour. They're so proud of themselves. I'm literally torn between tears of laughter and boiling rage.
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>>2301401
What is the natural estrus cycle of zombies?
It it illegal to keep a zombie in your home like a dog?
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>>2301428
No. Everyone hates derpy.
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>>2301428
>derpy constantly inconveniences FS
>FS is too polite to say anything
>one day derpy breaks something FS really likes
>she blows up in one of her autism fits
>derpy cries and flies home
>"WHY CAN'T I BE NORMAL?"
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>>2300262
About your Eurobeat V5 song. I liked it, but the singing sounded really off, I can't really listen to it... You wouldn't happen to have a different mix would you?
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>>2301449
>ponychan
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Welp, Cards and Mets are gonna go at it in another half hour here, so you guys are gonna be Ross-free for a good two or three hours. Before I go, prepare for a summer Sweetie doodle.
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>>2301449
>let's just move on

>to a post 45 minutes ago

what
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>>2301449
>It has a storage hole in it.
>That must mean I have to fuck it.
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>>2301428

Probably, derpy seems to enjoy hanging out with yellow pones. Especially ones with wings
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>>2300492
anything sexual is too sexual for ponychan
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>>2301475
what's wrong with that girl on the right's nose
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>>2301428
What do you guys think Derpy's wingpower is?
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>>2301472
>ponychan
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>>2301475
>tfw the dodgers get swept by the brewers
FML
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>>2301475
doesn't making everything grossly obese get boring after a while?
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>>2301449
Good job moving on.

>replying to a ten minute old post that got no replies in order to prevent discussion about it
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>>2301311
Taw?

We need more
its just 2 right now including him
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>>2301503
>"Look,"
EVERY TIME
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>>2301508
not when he has all of us reacting to it.
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>>2301514
Just the whole brain image of Twilight smiling contentedly as "The Crucible" begins gets me laughing.
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>>2301508

It's his fetish. also >>2301540
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>>2301510
not me, I'm still trying to write
or as evidenced by the fact I'm replying to this post, tired and procrastinating
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>>2301510
Eventually I am going to be in the mood for this and awake enough to want to at a time when it is possible.

Although I'll probably just get in the way, at least at first.
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>>2301540
>all of us

No, just 3 or 4 anons that cannot resist giving him the attention he seeks. Were it not for those anons, his power would be an unheard whisper uttered in a room of cacophonous sound.
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How much wingpower does Derpy have?
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>>2301523
>pony anatomy book
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>>2301507
>Ross is a cardsfag or a metsfag
A-fucking-propriate.
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>>2301540
You forgot to mention the clown makeup.
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>>2301561

Maybe its just Ross samefagging? I wouldn't put it past him.
>>
Which slutty mare is the sluttiest
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>>2301561
>that feel when one of those anons

god damn I can't help but be fascinated by bizarre personalites
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>>2301568
My headcanon is she's actually a very strong flyer; so strong that she has a lot of trouble controlling it.
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>>2301568
>>2301497
Probably average. 5-8 most likely.
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>>2301585
me ♥
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>>2301592
What was Rainbow's again?
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>just got done reading Nan Quest
>GG's being gorey in MLPG

GET OUT OF MY HEAD WEAVER
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>>2301573
He's a cardsfag.
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>>2301568
I JUST ASKED THAT AND NO ONE REPLIED.
But I think she's got average wingpower. She probably got it up to ten for Hurricane Fluttershy.
Her problem is flying straight, not flying fast.
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>>2301602
16.5
Do you even watch the show?
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>>2301585
Guys how do I convince my friends to let me become their slutty mare

I'm serious please help
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>>2301475
Why do you draw Scoots like Pinnochio?
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>>2301609

demonstrate your dick sucking skills to them
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>>2301608
Yes, but people can and do forget things, Anon.
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>>2301568
Seems like a typical amount.
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>>2301621
DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE SHOW?
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>>2301540
>There will never be a drawfriend obsessed with the same fetish as you
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>>2301604
Good. I actually like Metsfags.
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>>2301637
Did LK do fat Chrysalis yet?
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>>2301603

>weaver will grow old and arthritic before he finishes dive quest, nan quest, and the boxdog comic
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>>2301628
What show are we talking about here?
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>>2301637
>tfw LK
I love the guy so much
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>>2301619
i've already given a few of them blowjobs

but there's a line between "casual oral" and "I want spend my existence doing nothing more than sucking you off whenever and wherever you want it"

how do I cross that line
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>>2301568

The biggest secret in ponyville is that Derpy is actually a faster and more agile flier than Rainbow Dash. She just never has anything to apply it to
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>>2301604
I want a pony baseball episode now
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I just can't see Twilight as an adventurer... It's funny, because I could totally see Rarity as an adventurer even though that's even less likely.
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>>2301652
Give yourself to one as a gift, for their birthday or something.
Pick the one that would be most likely to share.
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>>2301598

Are you sure

would you really take a variety of stallion and human cocks in every hole at once for hours and let them cum wherever they wanted
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>>2301652
buy yourself a nice collar and curl up on their sofa
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>>2301645
Yep, he said he'd post it in Inflatechan, so go there
>>
THANK YOU BASED PLAYER 1

I'LL EVEN LET YOU OFF FOR MINGLING WITH THESE PEOPLE YOU LIKE
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>>2301664
Yeah but you're the guy who also obsesses over Cloudkicker, insisting that she's also a better flier than Dash.
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>Cleaning up Pony folder;
>Go through map filled with old screencaps and memes;
>Remember how much fun we have had.
You guys are faggots... some of the best faggots around.
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>>2301550
First time for everything, my friend.

It's not actually half-bad if you have an imagination and some basic level of maturity. If you're interested, shoot me a mail and I'll hook you up.
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>>2301652
Give blowjobs on the table
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>>2301645
Yes.
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>>2301675
Are you offering?~
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>>2301669
I can see all of them as adventurers. You know, since they've been on at least two adventures.
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>>2301608
I hope they introduce wing powers again
that was a fun thing to play with
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>>2301669
I don't see her getting dirty, she'd do everything with magic
>>
Hey MLPG, what's good?
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>>2301687
The bronies, the embarrassment, tulpas, fluffy pony, the mindless hate and trolling

It doesnt matter. We had fun. We know what we did. And we'll still keep at it.

And I'd do it all again.
>>
>Listening to This Day.
>Apparently bro came in the house.
>Likes the sound of it.
>Wants to know what it is.
>Doesn't know my horrible secret.
How do I get rid of a body, MLPG?
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>>2301689
It's >fun

please join
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>>2301718
colt peckers
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>>2301702
>they will never have a druid power ranking for Earth Ponies
>they will never have a magical power ranking system for Unicorn Ponies
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>>2301718
horse sex and slutty mares
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>>2301718
Nothing.
Everything is bad and reeks of rotten meat.
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>>2301718
Ponies are good.
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>>2301701

They were forced in to those situations though. They didn't go looking for adventure.
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>>2301687
I haven't had fun in MLPG since March of last year
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>>2301685
>Player 1
Shit it's been a while since I've seen him called that

What'd he do?
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>>2301718
WHAT'S REALLY GOOD?!
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>>2301718
horsies
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>>2301645
yeah he posted it on inflatechan
heres the link www.inflatechan.net/furry/res/14926.html#14987
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>>2301664
That's stupid as fuck
She would have applied it in HFS when they needed the extra wingpower
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>>2301669
Twilight wouldn't really be an adventurer, but I could see her being an archaeologist.

Not like, Indiana Jones style, but more actiony than spending all day sitting in the sun in Arizona.

Like, she would go on expeditions to Borneo or something, live in a tent for a month a only barely be able to speak the native language, but still be constantly trying to investigate ancient ruins and such.
All the while with the most eager and sincere joy of discovery.
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>>2301685

Hey, I'm not so bad
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>>2301732

Not that one.
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>>2301669
In Dragon Quest she went on an adventure.
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>>2301673
>present yourself to him on his birthday
>wearing only a ribbon tied around your cock
>>
Did friend-off happen?
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>>2301750
Just ignore him. FS's headcanon is that Dash is actually the worst flier in Ponyville, but none of the other pegasi actually bother trying to fly properly. I'm serious.
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>>2301750
>implying she isn't already carrying the whole group and still cannot make it enough

Also, Spitfire is useless.
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>>2301736
he is posting in the /v/ thread filled with all the anal anguish
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>>2301718
DayZ
>>
GG get off of /v/
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>>2301771
fucking no
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>>2301771
Friendoff is dead.
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>>2301771
Yeah, check the archive, it happened around 4-5 threads ago
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>>2301778
I LOVE THAT GAME EVEN THOUGH IT'S STILL IN ALPHA
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>>2301778
Am I right in guessing that's a zombie game?
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>>2301780
NO FUCK YOU BRONY

WE LIKE HIM TOO
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>>2301769
>only a ribbon
>not a black leather collar with a leash hook too
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Bluh bluh bluh.

I didn't finish Discord's left hand. It's missing a finger/claw.

Lack of friend-off is driving me mildly insane.
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>>2301789
>a zombie game
>not THE zombie game
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>>2301789
>>2301788
Mod for Arma II
It's a zombie survival game and it's >fun
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>>2301773
So they nearly killed themselves just for a joke?
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>>2301787
YOU LIAR
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>>2301778

That mod went viral as fuck. It looks so fucking buggy that I'm put off by it.
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>>2301728
which is a real shame
though it would inevitably cause superiority/inferiority issues, much like what Fluttershy suffered through
and it'd be kinda useless too considering mai waifu will always be #1

I'm really anticipating an episode where they really do make more of a competition out of their magical abilities
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>>2301792

>brony

/v/ pls go
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>>2301806
>>fun
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>>2301800
hnnnnnnng
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>>2301804
Hey SB, how's that study seeking going?
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>>2301160
What's up, was playing Bastion
inb4 prettywings
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>>2301817
FINE BUT I'M TAKING PLAYER 1 WITH ME
ALSO YOU GUYS ARE BRONIES OR AM I IN THE WRONG BOARD
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>>2301805
>>2301806
Of course. It's always a fucking zombie game.
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>>2301804
i wish i could draw like that on paper

please teach me
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>>2301811
Not just the bugs, but the log in time is pretty long (can take you up to 30 minutes to get a place on a server), and you die very often and server drops are frequent.
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>>2301752
>You will never watch a AAA movie about twilight sparkle, ace archaeologist
>The Unrated DVD cut will never feature her sleeping with chieftans to be allowed access to ancient ruins
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>all these faggot namefags who don't contribute

And with that we inch closer to the /b/read each day
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>>2301832
Pls stop pretending, it isn't as funny as you think it is
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>>2301832
no just the wrong thread. its ok its a common mistake.
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>>2301832

No, we're /co/ ponyfags. We hate bronies.
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>>2301832
/v/ pls go
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>>2301685
>Implying we're people.
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>>2301840
Which ones?
Really, tell me.
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>>2301828
The what huh?
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>>2301825
>broadcast your involvement with DDOS attacks
>act surprised when the police question you about them
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>>2301831
>Bastion
Good choice

How far in are you?
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>>2301804
did you like my story


I liked your arted
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>>2301804
>Bluh bluh bluh.
why did you post that?
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>>2301837
>all the traps in one of the temples are absurdly sexual
>Twilight gets caught in every single one
>she never realised she could actually get bored of tentacles, but here she is
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>>2301856
Artcollege. How's your progress?
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>>2301872
It was a clever SB play on abloo bloo bloo.
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>>2301872

Why did you inquire that?
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>>2301722
You don't. You've fucked up. You have to be honest.
If only you had used headphones.
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>>2301832
Take Weaver he was just another artfag we can live without
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>>2301840
>>all these faggot namefags who don't contribute
it's just one dude, no seriously
ONE dude, almost this entire thread is straight anonymous
and he's talking about the show and you're bitching about meta shit
fuck off to /b/read
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>>2301848
>pretending
Blame the guy who linked this thread to /v/ and told me Player 1 was here

>>2301850
>>2301851
Oh. Er. Ok then
You're all autistic manchild horsefuckers then
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>>2301881
Why did you ask that?
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>>2301840
Did that slendermane fag end up either dropping his name/avatar or going back to the /b/read? or do we just have one more cancerous tumor?
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>>2301881
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>>2301859
>FUK DA POILZ IM GONNA HA><><04 FOR DA LULZ
>OMG Y U OPPRSES ME?!!?
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>>2301877

>that feel when you read traps and all you could think about were guys dressing as girls before it finally dawned on you what they meant
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>>2301773

Uh, no its not. I don't even keep head canon. Nor did I ever make claims about Cloud Kicker's flying ability. I know tone can be difficult to pick up via text, but if you would take stock of the image I used for that initial post, it should kind of clue you in that I wasn't exactly proposing a serious theory here. A good majority of the things I propose in that manner are flat out contradictory
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>>2301892
That's better.

Now go back to your den of autism.
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>>2301892
Yeah, but at least we sometimes talk about video games here
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>>2301892
>horsefucker
oh /v/ anon you make me blush~
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>>2301860
Uh, ah. The land near the beginning where you don't even get a core, aw.
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>>2301892

That's closer to truth.
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>>2301892

That's more like it.
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>>2301892
Thank you.
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>>2301917
BBUUUUUUUUUUUUURRNNN!
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>>2301867
I was waiting for the event but I can't wait any more. Gonna read it now.

>>2301872
I'm getting overly anxious is why.

>>2301878
I need to finish my application essay and give them lots of money. Then I'm in the clear.
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>>2301892
Well now that you are here would you like to talk about horse sex?
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>>2301923
Oh you've played it before? Rats

W-would you maybe draw a Squirt if I ask so p-politely? Please?
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you made the post I was referring to several months ago
I remember you were fairly adamant about it which was fucking retarded so I remembered it
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>>2301944
really sb
where do you learn how to draw like that on paper
i suck at drawing on paper it all ends up smudged and shit and the lines are too thick and i hate it
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>>2301944
>that feel when you're actually getting stressed waiting for the friend-off results
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>>2301907
don't deny it
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>>2301892

Fuck you I'm an autistic manchild prude
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>>2301957
>I know what you did last summer
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>>2301952
I'v never played before, I just got through the level, then did some shooting practice.

I'll think about the squirt after I do some more picture refining, they're cute and annoying
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>>2301951
Would you, MLPG?
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>/v/ comes in bitching about GG or some stupid shit
>We're talking more about video games then their whole board
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>>2301951
>>2301916
I will go righ-

>>2301917
Oh, you don't say?

But no I'll be going, you guys don't even hide that you're furries and that shit is weird. One last question before I go, Is the yellow one autistic?
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>>2301991

I knew it.
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>>2301990
>then their
>then

No, than. THAN their whole board.
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>>2301987
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>>2301990
And, to further supplement the irony, they spend more time talking about ponies than we do.
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>>2301991
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>>2301991
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>>2301983
Sweet, thanks.

Did you get your friendoff done in time, by the way?
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>>2301960
Put a piece of scratch paper in between your hand and the paper so there's no direct contact.

Also watch how other people draw on paper. Study it. Copy what you think they did and learn.
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>>2302004
>not being the slutty mare and wanting all the cocks
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>>2302002
I used to come here in January 2010-ish for a couple of months but got bored of the show, you'll forgive me
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>>2301991
she is poni
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>>2302004
>not posting the reverse

What are you, gay?
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>>2302015
>wanting
>not needing
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>>2302012
>Did you get your friendoff done in time, by the way?
That's exactly what I'm working on right now
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>>2302013
You're also going to want some decent paper. Not shitty printer paper.
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>>2301905
>you will never hunt through the ancient ruins of the greatest temple of a lost civilization, taking utmost care not to disturb anything, marveling at the amazing and intricate stonework on display in the hallways, centuries, if not aeons ahead of its time
>distracted, you will never fail to notice the one slightly raised tile in the complicated and beautiful mosaic that makes up the floor
>your foot will never land directly on it, pressing it into flush with its neighbors with a soft click, which echos through the walls
>panels disguised perfectly into the amazing murals will never slide back rapidly, exposing dark passageways that haven't been opened in written history
>feminine feral looking ponies will never spill from the gaps, cute little cocks stiff with excitement as the swarm their latest catch, eager to perform the ritual offering to their god
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>>2301994
>A 4yo was tooled yesterday
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>people actually think s2 was 100% fan service
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>>2301983
>Rose drawing Bastion stuff

That would be really neat

>>2302005
Its true. They have a hate thread every few hours. Its silly.
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Check out this old pic of Thunderlane I found in my stuff
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Someone mentioned a .net/.org trick for ponibooru, but ponibooru.413chan.org is just a placeholder site. How do?
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>>2302031

Goddammit, I just found it.
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>>2302013
but where can i find videos of people drawing on paper
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>>2302034
Hahah oh god
CLOCK IS TICKING ROSE
CLOCK
IS
TICKING
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>>2302032
>needing
>not "currently in the process of being bred by"
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>>2302037
> Not shitty printer paper.
Not SB, but that's my favorite paper!
Georgia-Pacific Cardstock is very good, too
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>>2302043
And that guy who thought it was sexualized with extra pony ass

wut?
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>>2302048

get rid of the .413chan part
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>>2302041
Well, there are worse ways to go, I guess.
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so this continues to be the most accurate representation of teenage spike in fanart thus far
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>>2302069
If you can't draw well on printer paper, something tells me you're not going to suddenly be a Rembrandt on any other.
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>>2302027
Well so are we. Nah not really
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>>2301877
>She faces a literal wall of dicks.
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>>2302069
I'm using a canson sketchbook but it doesnt seem to help
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>>2302046
is that Yoor Porick?
man, he's been gone for over a year now
oh well, he was kind of obnoxious and constantly ranted how people didn't appreciate him
he was even bitching how Seth didn't accept one of his submissions for EqD because it was too sexual
screw EqD and all but that was pretty aspie-tier man
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>>2302087
But that's not what he looked like at all
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>>2302041
What the fuck is this shit.
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>>2302067
>being satisfied even while your favourite male pounds you
>not begging for more even when all your holes are filled and every orifice is dripping semen and your body is screaming at you, overfull and overbred but desperate for just one more load
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>>2302034
>still working on friendoff
i will be disapointed in you if you don't finish before leth undeds
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CONVINCE ME TO DRAW, MLPG
I haven't drawn in like two weeks.
I'd been practicing for abou two months and I started doing the exercises in Loomis' Fun with a Pencil but ended up stopping.
pls respond
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>>2302099
I think he started drawing ponies again recently.
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do you like boys? I like boys
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>>2301687
>tfw you will never sort your pony folder
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>>2302099
>ranted about lack of appreciation

So he's just like Noot or Ross?
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>>2301882
I was.
Fucking things do not keep the sound contained.
Sennheisers are some bullshit.
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>>2302102
IT'S A FUCKING VIOLATION IS WHAT IT IS
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>>2302099
yeah, he left the fandom because some fans obsessed over Luna

kind of a dick
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>>2302094
>she falls into a penis-pit
>all the penises on the walls are flaccid
>she has to suck them all a little in order to make them hard enough to climb
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>>2302027
>January 2010
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>>2302065
But I gotta make it perfect! or try to, to the best of my current ability
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>>2302116
Nah, he was actually good
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>>2302113
No, kill yourself.
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>>2302107
if you don't draw bugs anon wins, do you want that faget to win
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>>2302115
>Not having your pony folder subcategorised
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>>2301813
My waifu is more powerful than your waifu
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>>2302027
>January 2010
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>>2302130
>rose isn't going to finish on time
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>>2302107
Come on man, just draw.

I downloaded a week ago like 6 gigs of drawing books, but never got to read them, because school and other stuff, we can start together.
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So not one person has a decent 34 request?
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>>2302112
wait seriously?? link
I might dislike his general personality but I still enjoy most of his art when they weren't being too try-hard/edgyyy

>>2302116
but NS seemed nice for the most part
he was a dick?

>>2302127
ahhahaha I remember that
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>>2302107

Draw Rarity making a sadface
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>>2302116
>noot ranting about lack of appreciation
When has he done that?
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>>2302115

I know that dreadful feel.
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>>2302127
Some fans obsessed over Luna fanon. Porick bitched about how he thought fanon was stupid.
Porick loved all the dumb Trixie fanon that goes about and has a group of OC shadowbolts.
So yeah.
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>>2302153

No
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>>2302153
RD in a faceless latex suit being teased by pinkie
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>>2302155
>NS is nice

Yeah, he's a nice guy, but a total bitch that bitches constantly.
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>>2302107
Those fucking heads suck so bad, I quit that shit. just draw vague real things and make it tighter over time. draw real things I said
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>>2302113
thats gay
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>>2302137
fuck bugsanon. I have the potential to be at least decent..

>>2302146
fffff you and me brotha

>>2302156
FUCKIT I'LL DO IT haven't drawn pone in weeks..BEST OF LUCK TO ME
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>>2302128
>But now they are all wet and slippery.
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>>2302129
>>2302144
Fuck you both you know what I meant
Was S2 good?
Why the fuck am I still here
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>>2302138
oh fuck I love this artist so much
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>>2302174

To be fair we all bitch a lot
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>>2302153
Braeburn raping Zecora
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>>2302182
It was great.
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>>2302115
I remember when I had a pony folder that big. Then Shrek came and told me to delete the folder so I did. Sucks since there was some good shit in there.
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>>2302146
>downloaded 6 gigs of drawing books

Please name a couple of them.
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>>2302182

Yeah. Just give it a try.
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>>2302187
Man, if I used my name half the time I bitched, I'd be one of the most hated namefags here.
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>>2302180
i believe in you
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Would you a pony sexuall?

http://www.vice.com/read/yo1-v14n10
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>>2302182
Because we don't suck as hard as bronies.
Why not find out for yourself?
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>>2302174
He doesn't bitch about us not appreciating

He bitches about himself
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>>2302182
It had a lot of good parts, some bland episodes.

Definitely worth a look if ponies is your sorta thing
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>>2302138
Well, some of my files are named descriptively
Sort of
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>>2302182

I've asked myself that very question every single day for the last year.
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>>2302182
It was better than S1. You'll like it. Don't see MMDW though that one is horrible.
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>>2302182
No. Fanpandering, shit animation, terribly forced songs, way too many CMC episodes and a terrible final
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>>2302191
Rape? I thought you wanted consensual
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>>2302181
>halfway up the wall she begins to get unbearably aroused, slips, and falls back onto the floor
>spends a few minutes grinding against some of them and sucking others
>"Oh gosh, these penises must have an aphrodisiac effect!", she says, "I should return later to take samples!"
>the penises don't have an aphrodisiac effect
>she's just a slut
>it takes her 7 hours to climb the 5 feet out of the pit
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>>2302153
Zecora getting a pittyfuck
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>>2302182
It's better than S1 in my opinion.
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>>2302041
So do they make you fuck them, or are the traps traps? By that I mean do they only pretend to be demure traps so that they can get close and rape you?
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>>2302220
Trust me, he bitches a lot about being ignored. He certainly used to.

he would wax lyrical about spending ages drawing and posting them, and he would get ignored. But he'd then notice other artists getting lots of notice and he'd get pissy that they were getting more than he was.
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>>2302128
>she has to suck the dicks in order to make them hard enough to climb
>but if she goes to far, they cum and soften again
>the first one that she accidentally set off was an understandable mistake, she didn't even know that could happen
>the second was also an accident, or so she says, she knew it was getting close, but better safe than sorry, right?
>the third was just for fun, she might as well after all, there's nothing better to do while she waits for the first two
>the next day her team find her sitting happily at the bottom of the pit, sucking off every dick in reach in turn and smiling happily as she drank her fill
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>>2302208
If I had my name on/was identified every time I posted people would either love me or hate me more.
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Quick, can someone link me to that site that describes what will The Elder Scrolls online about?
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>>2302057
You don't need videos. Just find pencil stuff that you like and study it. It's like a puzzle. You try to figure out what the other person did and how they did it.

Get a lot of different stuff by different people and you'll start to notice things they all do similarly and some different ways they solve the same problem.
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>>2302236
This
But there were a few good episodes like SSCS6K and HWE
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>>2302236

But none of that is true
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>>2302174
I'll be honest that really sucks to hear, I liked the dude a lot
I never seen him bitch here; does he bitch in livestream?

>>2302182
it was not disappointing at all
some really top-tier episodes, perhaps even a few GOATs
though there are a lot of bad episodes/mediocre episodes
S1 had more consistent quality
nonetheless, watch it
you're bound to love at least some of them
>Merriweather
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>>2302234
>skipping episodes
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Artists of MLPG

How do you motivate yourself to draw when you're at home? If I'm outside or whatever, I can push out drawings like nothing, but once I'm at home, my productivity spirals down to zero.
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>>2302285
Well, the finally was kind of a stinker
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>>2302234

No, that's retarded. He should watch it, so he can make his own opinion of it
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>>2302274

>caring about TES: online
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>>2302245
Why would such a mare so pretty
Require love borne out of pity?
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>>2302279
but how do i solve the giant line issue?
Sharpen my pencils?
I use derwent ones
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>>2302241
who the fuck cares
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>>2302269
Imagine if I used my name when I posted by bugs images

Gosh
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>>2302269
>love me or hate me more.

But does that matter? Attention is attention. I wish I could use my name more.
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>>2302291
>bitch in livestream

Not really, no.
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>>2302302

It was decent enough
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>>2302191
>>2302245
yes, more zecora is necessary
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>>2302322
It was awful
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Rose pls stram Bastion
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so when are those fucking new toys coming out? I want zecora p0n3 and white celestia god damn it
>>
Has Japanon been around lately?
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>>2302268
>they eventually manage to pull her out by tying a rope around her fat, chubby belly
>she giggles and suckles at the penises as she's pulled upwards
>when they finally manage to strugglingly take her back to camp, she burps and fills the whole area with the overwhelming musk of sex
>before the night is out, she's overwhelmed the resistance of her team and they're enthusiastically sating her newfound desires
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>>2302310
Giant line issue?
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>>2302041
>At that exact moment, you won't be Guts
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>>2302311
presumably the requester
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>>2302329

I disagree
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>>2302323
I just want more straight Braeburn.
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>>2302243
>>2302268

this is hot and all but I'm imagining Daring Do

yes, because of that set of images

goddamn Daring is one hot pony
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>>2302317
well, true, but I like being liked
feels nice
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>>2302344
you are wrong
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>>2302302
I enjoyed it, part 2 was fun until the end. They were average episodes imo.
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>>2302337
I can't get small lines like everyone else can.
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>>2302333

Was here a few days ago
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Spike and Rarity will never be together. How does that make your feel?
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>>2302355

I disagree
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>>2302355

That's just like our opinions, man
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>>2302322
Well, we were all expecting the worse. Not as bad as we feared, had some good parts, but was still pretty heavy handed
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>>2302333
If we ever lose Japanon, I give up, /co/.
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>>2302191
>>2302323
Draw Zecora rapping Braeburn.
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>>2302300
No clue. Let me know if anyone solves that one.

>>2302310
I'm not 100% following you but a too-sharp pencil is problematic. You might want to scribble a few lines on some scratch paper after sharpening just to dull it a tiny bit.

Practice drawing lightly though and filling in your lines. Don't draw too dark right off the bat.
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>>2302359
I am confused. You can't get small lines?

Make shorter strokes? What?

Explain what you mean, please.
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>>2302365
I don't care.
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>>2302365
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>>2302302
Part 2 was glorious until Candyass and Shining Armor did their Deus Ex Machima. Then it sucked.
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>>2302381
>tfw japanon hats us
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>>2302353
Daring Do is a fictional character, and even mentioning her will have Twilight ranting about how archaeology is nothing like that. Her mane doesn't get dirtied by the blood of her enemies, but by the sweat of hard work, the dust of ancient untouched ruins, and the semen of basically anybody she meets.
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>>2302153
twidash bondage
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>>2302365
it looks like the artist just discovered how to use crosshatching decently and went nuts with it
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>>2302379
It was just as bad as I thought it would be, if not worse
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>>2302236
I don't remember any bad animation and I liked a few of the CMC eps, but yeah, I pretty much agree with everything else.
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>>2302365

It would make me sad if Fancypants wasn't so friggin' awesome.

Seriously... an alpha male shown in a good light in a highly feminised little girl's cartoon? That's amazing.
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Thanks for the responses, faggots. I don't recognise anyone here though ;_;

M-maybe I'll just give the first episode of S2 a look
For old times sake right? Just the f-first episode, so I can see how shit it is and how correct I was!
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>>2302197
Ok.
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>>2302374
I think you are wrong
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>>2302365

Like it's just his first crush and he's a kid.

So no harm done.
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>>2302403
but Twilight likes Daring Do
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>>2302291

My filter doesn't work. I have this name on it, but it keeps showing up. Why?
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>>2302388
They get into a rap battle in the middle of sex.
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>>2302402

Not yet
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>>2302300
I don't, I only drew six things last month
I drew more when I had LESS free time, it's ridiculous
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>>2302381
Wa-hay, when did he start drawing risky?
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>>2302423
My first crush is the reason why I can't be in a relationship anymore. You are wrong.
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>>2302415
Nice, thank you. Did you torrent these?
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>>2302300
If it's something bigger - Good warm tea. Comfy chair and lots of thinking and imaginating stuff. Once I have my visual idea I sketch few ways of performing it. Choose the sketch that pleases me best and finish it that way.

If it's just - I really need to do at least something today. I ask for requests. This way I feel obliged to finish that something who someone asked me for.
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>>2302414
The first two episdes are some of the best episodes in the entire show, Discord is really fun
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>>2302410
>I don't remember any bad animation
SOME
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>>2302423
Rarity is a cunt for leading Spike on constantly when she has no intent on giving him any
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>>2302393
left: everyone elses pencil strokes
right: mine (SUPER DARK AND STUPID)
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>>2302424
for her entertainment value, not her realism
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Did that drawfag ever draw panka rapping?
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>>2302145
Yeah, that'll suck.
But I mean, even If I don't finish on time, it doesn't mean I'll drop it then and there, that'd be a shame.
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>>2302432
I know how that is! I draw more when I shouldn't have time for it, as if drawing were some kind of vent for me when I'm under pressure.
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>>2302414
Have fun
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfcP22r0Oh8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1SPfg7gGZg
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>>2302365
disagreeable
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>>2302443

Rarity is a nice pone, stop being Nathan
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>>2302414

Well of course you don't recognize anyone, this thread is 95% anon.

MLPG I am proud.
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>>2302414
First two episodes are really good.
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>>2302438
Nah, anon posted some mediafire collections with all kinds of drawing books.

Do you want them?
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>>2302444
sharpen it and press lighter you autistic fuck
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>>2302414
you piece of fucking shit
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>>2302443

>giving him any

Give him what exactly?

He's a goddamn baby remember. She's kissed him on the cheek and everything. What else could she do?
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>>2302453
oh wow, I remember when we used to link people episodes..
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>>2302444
The problem here, it seems, is that you're applying way too much pressure with the pencil on paper- be gentle.
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>>2302365
Rarity's a strong independant woman who don't need no man, and spike has, like, eternity to find a nice dragon girl.
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>>2302365
I'm too busy being upset about the fact Spike and Sweetie will never be together
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>>2302410
what was forced about any of the songs, and any of the fanpandering that was confirmed by the studio was innocent enough -Derpy which i still diddnt mind.
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>>2302425
Because recursive filtering is broken and you're probably linking back to him from responses
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>>2302450
>panka rapping
if they haven't someone should
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>>2302414

You don't recognize me?

I always used to post as anon, remember all the fun times we've had together?
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>>2302462
f-fuck you
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I want Anonymous to leave.
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>>2302414
>>2302440
oh yeah

Even if you only watch anything else, the Discord episodes were p great. Only main real problem was the usual 22 minute length
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Who was the first pone you fapped to?

Was it good?
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>>2302440
>>2302453
I KNEW IT
I KNEW IT SUCKED DICK

Back in an hour

Er, I mean, you horsefuckers will never see me again
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>>2302450
Yes, it's somewhere

>>2302444
What kind of pencil are you using, 6B? Stop pressing so hard, be gentle like you would handle a baby or something
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>>2302470
>that feel when we will never have episodes to link to again
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>>2302438

not him but

http://www.mediafire.com/?jb5w47g14ovnk

ffrom /ic/
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>>2302444
You are pressing too hard.

Your pencil should only lightly brush the paper and leave a slight mark on it. It's doubly bad if you press hard because you will not be able to cover the mistake.

A rule of thumb here will help you improve: throw away your eraser. Draw with the intention of composing the image perfectly. It will take a little while to get used to, but trust me, erasers are bad news when drawing with pencil.
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>>2302473
That ship makes no sense and you are a terrible person for shipping these characters.
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>>2302483
Dashie
of course it was, she's a sexy cunt
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>>2302414
Do it faggot, and share your opinions when you get done.
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>>2302483
>fapping to pone
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>>2302483
>licking cutie mark
Oh god every time

Why is that winged goat so damn sexy
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>>2302490
Yeah, that's the link.
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>>2302492
No ship makes sense. Pls anon, let me have this.
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>>2302492
>ship makes no sense

Explain.
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>>2302485
have fun
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>>2302492
NO CUTE
NO FUN
CANON SHIPS ONLY
FINAL DESTINATION
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>>2302444
Get some HB pencil. These are working fine for sketching or something even more "light".
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>>2302458
>TFW my name is Nathan and I hate Nathan for ruining my name
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>>2302495
Shut up TAW. Swearing is unbecoming of you.
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>>2302483

I don't even remember anymore.
It's been so long... Twilight? Maybe?
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>>2302491
>throwing away the eraser

But the eraser is my waifu

I'll probably try this out, I've been relying too much on it. It's pretty evident on my friend-off sketches
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>>2302491
>throw away your eraser
Even better: most of my life I have been drawing with a biro. You can't erase or take back any form of mistake. Every line is visible and will remind you of your failures.
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>>2302469
some tooling
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>>2302495
>Dashie
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>>2302517
Nathan pls autism
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>>2302517

Ruin? or make better?
That's not his real name anyway
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>>2302443
>Leading him on
How exactly
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>>2302514
2h is the better pencil for drawing the construction lines. I'd only ever recommend an HB for shading.
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>>2302483
The first pony I fapped to was Wind Whistler telling me it was only logical she suck my penis, I was like ten and it was very good
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>>2302483
Applepone

Of course it fucking was
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>>2302483
Dash
it was that rubber/latex wonderbolt set, i cum buckets err tiem
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>>2302483

I fapped to AJ once and I felt really bad after that, almost quit ponies actually. Fapping to pone is not my forte, so never again.
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>>2302520
okay okay
she is a very attractive young female who, were I given the chance, I would gladly entertain for a night, or many.
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>>2302538
THE ORIGINAL HORSEFUCKER
BOW BEFORE HIM
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>>2302538
>Wind Whistler
>not Gusty
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>>2302527
Biro?
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>>2302527
That is true, very true. I like you.

>that feel when drawing in your schoolbooks with biro
>haha this is hilarious
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>>2302542

It's just jerking off, bro. Applejack would probably be flattered, anyway.
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>>2302545
How would you find the time when you have me to service?
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It doesn't begin, it's continuing!

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/05/31/zombie-alert-man-throws-his-own-intestines-at-police/
>>
Testing
Chrome won't let me post
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>>2302552
Not know what a biro is?

It's a ball-point pen. I think the other anon may be English, because that's what I call a ball-point pen too.
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>>2302555

I jerked off to my classmate once and told her. She wasn't amused for some reason.
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>>2302483
Twilight Sparkle. This image, if I recall correctly.

There...there wasn't really a good selection of porn back in the early days.
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>>2302483
Twilight.
I thought I'd be deeply ashamed of myself after, but I just wasn't. I guess all the degrees of separation made it hard to take seriously.
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>>2302483
>fapping to tiny pastel horses
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>>2302569
its like people are just realizing this is common

drugs do weird things to people
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>>2302444
Look man.

Everyone starts off drawing thick, dark, jagged lines. That's normal.

You have to practice drawing thin, light, smooth lines. Sorry, there's not really a shortcut, but don't think for a second that it's something wrong with you because it isn't. This is everyone's first drawing hurdle, and you'll overcome it.
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>>2302542
>"What'd y'all mean ya "fapped" to me? That some kinda slang term? I ain't got time for you city ki- oh my straws"
>"Ya'll don't gotta imagine that, sugarcube."
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>>2302483
the first pone i fapped to was fluttershy
she's not even my waifu
i felt so ashamed
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>>2302336
Cumburps are my fetish
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>>2302483
I...

I don't even remember
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>>2302575
>Surprise
You're now imagining Master Race Pegapinkie holding a surprise orgy for Twilight
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Leth...
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>>2302575
>shitty porn in the early days

THAT FUCKING FEEL
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MLPG, what is it like to have a friend?
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>>2302551
>Bart Simpson
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>>2302575
yeah, the porn situation is getting better
still not that much good stuff, though
I mean, I couldn't find ONE good picture of futa Rainbow Dash! Madness, truly.
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>>2302604
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/29663/The-Only-Tears-That-Fall-Are-Red
friends r 4 scrubs

read this instead
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>>2302574
>MLPG in a single post
well, it would be if the classmate were a dude
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>>2302604
It's like hanging out with a bag of sand.
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>>2302604

Like having to carry a sandbag
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>>2302586
>AWWWWWWWWWWW SHIT CHITLINZ

Just kidding, those imbeciles know nothing about drugs, I mentioned kappa-opoid receptors once and they all started derping and yelling that I made it up.
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>>2302569
It's not that I'm offended about the disregard for human like per say, but people reacting to stories like this with "OMG ZOMBIES DO YOU GUISE HAVE YOUR SURVIVAL PLANS READY" just really bugs the hell out of me.
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>>2302569
I remember 4-ish years ago when every night /b/ would be a sea of "It's really happening!" threads. Those were so much fun, getting into the "part", staring out the window, half-pretending to be afraid.
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>>2302604
Feels like having someone you spaghetti all over but the he eats it and laughs
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>>2302604
bags of milky coins
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>>2302604
bags of sand, etc etc etc
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Oh right I forgot to reveal the magic behind the ponibooru.net/.org thing.

Its actually quite silly, wanna know?
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>>2302210
FUCK I've never drawin Rarity's hair..that shit's fuckin non-euclidean or somethin..BUT I'M GOIN FOR IT just so you know. I'm a slow drawer I'm sorry..
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>>2302622
"Drugs" to those faggots means cigarettes and shitty alcohol, and occasionally pretending they smoke pot.

The threads are just /b/read with shitty image shops.
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>>2302638
YES
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>>2302638
jesus christ yes
I don't even know HOW you could do that if you tried
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>>2302571
Well shit, I guess I can't post with 4chanX anymore
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>>2302638
YES YES YES
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>>2302618
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>>2302569
Zombie speculation happens on 4chan every few months.
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>>2302644
Did someone say drugs?
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>>2302483
Celestia
This picture
I thoroughly enjoyed it
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>tfw Hotsauce won't update his loli luna fic
Why
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>>2302664

I smoke weed every other day of the month
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>>2302670
haha, that was mine too
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>>2302664
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHERE DID ALL THESE FUCKING CHANGLINGS COME FROM?"
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>>2302483
It's easy, I never fapped to pony.

But Rarity's ass is tempting me in my dreams...
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>>2302638
What the fuck are you talking about? ponibooru.net is just some parked domain
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>>2302670
I just love the idea of having such a beautiful and elegant creature bound before me. Celestia doing basically anything dirty is so very unfworthy, though
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>>2302674
Doesn't wanna get v& after MS got his tumbler fucked and AB subaru'd
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>>2302679
We can't stop here. This is Parasprite country!
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>>2302679
WE CAN'T STOP HERE

THIS IS BUG COUNTRY
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>>2302678
If you got it here it was probably because I posted it
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>>2302674
>humanized loli luna
I don't like it.
I don't even know why, I like normal loli, and I like filly porn, but for some reason human versions of baby horses just don't do it for me.
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>>2302586
>>2302622
The government should probably do a better job of informing people of this shit. I bet a lot less people would try it if they knew you could end up tearing off your own balls.
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>>2302639

>drawer

Every time someone uses that word to refer to someone who draws pictures, I want to hit them with a pair of socks.
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>>2302682
I broke on my first dream. It didn't help that it was actually straight up sex, and she was good.
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You know it's a sad day whe /mlpg/ is the most sane thread you've visited in the last 3 hours.
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>>2302674
I wish he would work on Applebloom.

I mean, that loli luna fic was hot and all. But it's barely even related to ponies anymore. She's a human who doesn't even have Luna's personality, unless you follow a specific version of her fanon.
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>>2302703
God, never again such sinfull nights. That one time was enough for me.
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>>2302700
WHAT IS THAT GIF FROM
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>>2302664
i wish i could draw that good
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>>2302676
I smoke weed every weekend
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>>2302701
How should we call ourselves then?
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>>2302700
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09sBu5dGXsY
No one will ever guess.
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>>1
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>>2302706
>visiting other threads
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>>2302727
drawing based artist
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>>2302701
Ma nigga.

Draughstman/draftsman/illustrator/artist
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>>2302717
oh, but it's so much fun! Even more fun with friends
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>>2302726
I smoke weed every so often, generally when I can bum off friends
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>>2302647
>>2302648
its actually a problem with how the windows server OS handles DNS

It doesnt handle multiple domains very well on the same DNS when they point to the same place.

So when you go to whichever the faster one is (dont remember) its faster because its the "main" domain the DNS is handling.

The slower one is just windows server being shitty.

This is all of course assuming ponibooru is hosted by a windows server OS
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>>2302725
You never will because of not trying hard enough
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>>2302730
>>2 4 me
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>>2302743
leth >>15
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>>2302706
MLPG tends to be a rather cool place a lot of the time. Unless something sets something off
>>
The proper term for an artist who creates images on a flat canvas via manipulation of a stylus is a draftsman.
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>>2302724
You've seen Pushing Gaywards I assume?
Well here, enjoy this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRafT3v6gUg&feature=channel&list=UL

Also this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MTulbXoymE&feature=channel&list=UL

and finally the whole thing without le homosex
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrTu3k0RRK4&feature=channel&list=UL
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>>2302724
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrTu3k0RRK4
>>
I never smoke weed that shit will rot your brains, kids but I get fucked up on ambien whenever I can.
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>>2302732
Why not? Most of them are better than this one.
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>>2302676
One time I drank a full 12mgs of cannabanoids from a flask that I had finished distilling.

I lost my laptop on the roof somehow and ate everything in the fridge, I re-invented the ice-cream sandwich because I toasted the bread
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>>2302732
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>>2302725
Wish all you wantYou'll never be a that goodBugs was right
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>>2302755
But I don't use a flat canvas
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>>2302701
>>2302734
I'm sorry for using the wrong term. I'm hardly an artist so I'm not in the know for such terms. :c
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>>2302749
>>3 >>5me
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>>2302734
>Draughstman
Never heard about that before. Sounds scary and its long
>draftsman
Sounds right.
>illustrator
it's more of an specialization.
>artist
Uh... I think Salvadore Dali and Da Vinci and Michael Angelo etc.
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>>2302755
Or "draughtsman" if you're some sort of limey poof.
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>>2302739
Christ, is WinServer THAT bad? I mean, I can see a slight decrease in performance being sane, but ponibooru has like, entire seconds of discrepancy

why would anybody use windows server if it has issues that huge?
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>>2302757
>minus gay sex
why
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>>2302664
>>2302679

>"How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this colt? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Man-son family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about parasprites and huge windigos coming down on the cart? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Dirt-Pony law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Celestia, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
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>>2302772
Tell me you're using at least a 4th dimensional canvas
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>>2302676
>>2302726
>>2302737
Snoop is not amused
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>>2302778
>an specialization

Draughtsman is the real English spelling, draftsman is the American version.
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>>2300149
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>>2302739
Neither one seems fast for me. Then again it's on cloudflare at the moment, so I'll try later.
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Did the way Pinkie said "Thank you!" at this scene remind anyone else of the boat shopkeeper in Wind Waker.
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>>2302781
The performance hit shouldnt be THAT bad, my assumption is that they have a shitty setup that compounds the secondary domain problem.
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>>2302792
The pony in back is scootaloo
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>>2302766
Finally, someone that has an ounce of sense
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>>2302803
BCS draw monster girl ponies
Someone earlier mentioned them and I thought of you
You really should
Just because other people have done it doesn't mean you can't
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How do we get Leth back up and running?

Does he need to download more RAM?
>>
Do not reply.
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>>2302792
I recently blazed through "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail," and I'm thinking that a Thompson-in-Equestria thing might actually be mildly amusing. Maybe I should write it when I get a chance.

The key is that Thompson's writing is not "ohlololol I got so fufcking high man hahaha." Fucking kids these days.
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>>2302800
>an specialization
Hm... It is in my language. I guess it's why I think of it this way.
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>>2302796
at least
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>>2302800
We got rid of the superfluous letters and unintuitive spelling.

YOU'RE WELCOME.
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>>2302817

Scootaloo, huh? That's his name? Weird name for a colt.
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>>2302336
>After a night, and most of the next day filled with wanton pony sex, most of the ponies are lying around exhausted, but Twilight, tired though she is, still feels a hunger
>Lazily, she rolls herself out of the warm and comfortable pile and begins to make her relaxed way back towards the temple from their camp
>Jostled from their rest, one by one the other ponies begin meandering way back towards the terraced steps leading into the ancient building
>They round one last corner, and finally catch up to Twilight, finding her sitting at bottom of the same pit they had just hauled her out, happily suckling on what seems to be her second dick that sitting, traces of cum dripping down her chin as she worked the one in her mouth
>Hearing them approach, she raises her eyes to look up to them, while continuing to bob back and forth on the rigid cock protruding from the wall, intent on earning another tasty meal
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>>2302803
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>>2302792
>Far and Loathing in Los Pegasus.
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>>2302825
He needs to install Gentoo.
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>>2302826
>guaranteed_replies.jpg
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>>2302826
And what if I do, tough guy?
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>>2302763
>because I toasted the bread

Thats BRILLIANT
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>>2302841
okay
thunderlane
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>>2302825
He will feed all the killing data until we are dead.
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>>2302840
>superfluous
>you're welcome

Why not just say ur welcum. It sounds the same, right?
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>>2302821
>BCS drawing GG's monster girl ponies

goodness me

this sounds a promising idea
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>>2302833
In English you use "A <noun>" for singular unless the noun begins with a verb sound, so "A pencil", "An Englishman", "An Hour"
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>>2302778
>Salvadore Dali
Salvadore Dali was just a fascist cunt.
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If a two dimensional character (like a cartoon pony) draws a picture, is the picture one dimensional?
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>>2302864
draught is a nonintuitive spelling. Not saying you should get rid of it; it's elegant in its own right, but it's not intuitive.
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>>2302825
Someone has to move him into the freezing coolant a la Sunshine. Personally I volunteer Ross.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeJ0LLsr3sM
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>>2302843
>they forgot to bring the rope, so jump down to attempt to carry her up
>in order to climb out, they need some of the cocks to stiffen, and so get to work
>an hour later, all of them are happily sitting there gorging themselves on a seemingly neverending stream of semen with a grin plastered over their cum-soaked muzzles
>yet another adventuring team is lost to the jungle
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>>2302843
is it getting hot in here or something?
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>>2302533
>TFW when your name is Nathaniel and you swear to live longer than him so you can laugh at his grave.
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>>2302819
Just a reminder, everyone is motivated and moved by something. Everyone can be creative, everyone has a story to tell. All you need to do is practice. Art is a skill, like everything else. Continue practicing, and it will improve.
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>>2302873
Oh... that's what you meant. Yeah pardon me. My english isn't best but at least it's enough to communicate.

Thanks for lesson.
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WHAT WAS HER NAME?
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>>2302851
It was damned tasty. The bread was still crispy and hot, the ice cream cool and satisfying. I remember crying while I ate it because it tasted so good.
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>>2302896
>the curse of the temple is upon them
>one by one they all become various traps inside the temple
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>>2302879
Which is ironic, seeing as he probably would have been shot if he had stayed in Europe
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>>2302533
Zim pls go

>>2302901
His real name isn't Nathan, you know.
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>>2302879
He should have gone to bed when we told him
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>>2302908
PLEASE BE DAFFYANON AS THE COUNTER TO BUGSANON.

YOU WILL BE LOVED BY ALL.
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>>2302901
>tfw your name has my name in it sans one letter
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>>2302819
fuck you, i'll be great, one day, you'll see ;_;
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>>2302873
>>2302910

>verb sound

I believe you mean "vowel" sound, Anon.
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>>2302887
They aren't actually 2d as there are still backgrounds and everything. If they were actually 2d everything that stands behind something else would have to vanish
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>>2302879
Roisterer but now I would call him attention whore. He also was gloriously fucked up and that's why I love him so much.
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>>2302939
Daniel pls go
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>>2302942
No you won't
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>>2302938
>entire thread of "WABBIT SEASON" "DUCK SEASON"

>last post
>"ROSS SEASON"
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How do ponies smoke weed everyday when they have no thumbs to operate any of the mechanisms? Unicorns would have magic, but what about pegasus and earthies?

That's what always bothered me about flutterhigh.
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>>2302908

>everyone is motivated and moved by something.
>Everyone can be creative, everyone has a story to tell

You're full of shit Daffy.
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>>2302938
I don't think we really need more of them
What we need is bugs to stop shitting up the place
and he'll do that when people stop paying attention to him
giving him an imitator isn't going to help
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>that brief, 10 minute period between you orgasm and when you start to get horny again, during which you begin to regret everything sexual you've done


I am not a good slutty mare.
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>>2302913
I forgot
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>>2302926
He stayed in Spain during the war. He made friends with Franco. He was a known supporter of the monarchy in Spain during the Civil War.

Dude made some interesting art but he was a total fucking asshole.
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>>2302938
But Daffy always lost. We need Cecil Turtle anon.
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>>2302944
Yeah, lol. My fingers not so good working troday
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>>2302949
I HAVE BEEN GOTTEN
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>>2302946
Obsidian go to bed. It's almost 2 in the night.
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>>2302913
Doesn't matter
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ASPIRANT WHEN IS RARITY QUEST.
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>>2302961
this is why i loathe having a diaper fetish
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>>2302955
Wing fingers
All the pegasi need to calm down every once in a while when they realize that something so terrifying is attatched to them
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>>2302951
Neither will you Ross
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>>2302965
So is every artist. Even Rose.
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>>2302821
>>2302866

I like goo girls... and some of you may be slightly familiar with my monstergirl, Neonata, for whom HeartNotes is a pony version of that, minus the Luna moth attributes...

For GG's, I like the goblin girl the best and now I feel bad because I don't remember her name.

The other species that I like, things like harpies and nymphs, I would have no idea how to do pony versions for.

By and far, most people aren't really huge on OCs though, even less so for fan characters, unless they have a story backing them. The only one Heart Notes ever had was that she had what she thought was a musical cutie mark, except that she makes nothing but bad music.
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>>2302913

None of your fuckin business
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>>2302961
You can have that trained out of you. Best way is to just stop thinking and start sucking.
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>>2302975
First time I was called like that. Never knew RO had interest in Dali as well.

and yes... it's almost 2am and I'm going to stay at least 2 more hours.
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>>2302961
>orgasming
>ever
do you even slutty mare? How can you please stallions well if you ever get sexual release? You need to be in an eternal state of sexual desparation, longing for the release that will never come.
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>>2302967
Elmer Fud always won in the end.
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>>2302792

>"Ah, devil ether. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Deerish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills. Blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue. The mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it. You approach the turnstiles and know that when you get there, you have to give the man two dollars or he won't let you inside. But when you get there, everything goes wrong. Some angry rotarian shoves you and you think "What's happening here? What's going on?" And you hear yourself mumbling...

Diamond Dogs fucked Princess Luna... no fault of mine...

>Ether is the perfect drug for Las Pegasus. In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat. So they put us through the turnstiles and turned us loose inside."
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>>2302991
Dragon girls are best. All the rest is ... not so good.
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>>2302918
It makes sense. Diversity of textures is a key to good food. The softness of the ice cream juxtaposed with the crispy, warm bread. Put something like fruit chunks in the ice cream and you have a trifecta.


Hmm, I wonder if it would be possible to design a dish after each of the mane 6, like they do with cocktails.
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>>2302955
They do it in groups, duh.

Why do you think we never see an episode with Twilight and Fluttershy together? Not 4kids.
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>>2302961
They say that's the period when we're most evolved.
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>>2302994
>Best way is to just stop thinking and start sucking.
I wonder if we could convince Moot to let us put that on a banner.
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>>2302982
He said 11 est. earlier I believe.
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>>2302961
Slutty fem-stallion here.
You'll grow into it. ;3
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>>2303001
He is the typical art-fag. I guess he likes Dali, though I think he prefers Maritte.
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>>2303003
you can get it sometimes, if you're a good girl
it's not your choice whether they grant you release or not, and you shouldn't presume to instruct your betters on what you deserve
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who is the pot hookup in Ponyville?
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>>2302982
3 hours
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>>2303039
Zecora, duh
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>>2303039
pot doesn't work for ponies
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>>2303013
>not so good.
I might agree with "not as good," but "not so good" implies a failure of the other monstergirls, rather than the greatness of dragon girls
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I'm nervous as fuck, do we have any nervous ponies.
Post them, I need them.
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>>2303012
>That feel when ether binge, and your saliva starts to turn thin due to the solvent

Then I got caught in a time loop watching Stephen Colbert.
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>>2303003
like I said

I am not a good slutty mare.

I'm trying, though!
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>>2303013
Respectfully disagree.

>Plant girls
>Naga
>nymphs/fairies/other fae
>Slimes
>giants
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>>2303013
Dragon girls?
http://pastebin.com/TDDcww2X
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>>2302955
Pegasi have wing fingers
Also hoofgrip
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>>2303048
FUCK.

That's all I got.
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>>2303037
>you shouldn't presume to instruct your betters on what you deserve
No, of course not, I just assumed they'd want their slutty mare in that state of sexual frustration that leads to extreme sexual desire.
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>>2303047
mhh... yes that might be better phrased. I just wish there were more egyptian themed monstergirls.
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>>2303048
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>>2303044
You're just saying that because she's black you fucking racist.
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>>2303060
>>2302991
BCS, do Naga pone
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>>2303060
...Neko-girls
I wish I was kidding.
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>>2303048
Want me to draw a Xanax pony for you?
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>>2303061
and the color version because somebody is going to post it anyway
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>>2303061
Huh, I think I saw this on /tg/ one of the times I went to look around.
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>>2303042
>Aspirant
TRIXIE FIC WHERE
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>>2303080
AT LEAST SAY MITHRAS
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>>2303068
keep them on the edge for long enough, though, and when they finally climax it'll be mindblowing. Nobody can resist looking at a completely zoned out mare helplessly drooling onto the ground with a faraway face and rolled up eyes.
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>>2303085
DO IT.
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>Centaur pony has the ass and rear legs of a human with hands replacing the fore legs and fore legs for arms
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>>2303080
Nothing wrong with catgirls
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>>2303078
>canon specialist in herbs and potions
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>>2303079
applelamina time?
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>>2303080
Not too into anthro, but I totally would a chick with a tail and cat ears.
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>>2303080
is fine too etc.
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>>2303100
>Nobody can resist putting their cock in a completely zoned out mare helplessly drooling onto the ground with a faraway face and rolled up eyes.
fixed
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>>2303048
What are you so nervous about, slugger?
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>>2303080
>>2303094
>>2303108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qZXKewEoRx
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>>2303115
>chick with cat tail and ears is already anthro

Looks like we are going to have that discussion again
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>>2303104
>Reverse centaur

Oh god, that sound horrifying.

Somebody draw it.
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>>2303094
All I can think of while hearing Mithra
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>>2303104
But the torso is a pony head and midsection?
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>>2303117
>implying I said they'd stop fucking her
I wouldn't want that
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>>2303085
What the fuck would it even look like?
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>>2303124
Inb4 the percentage pic

I know catgirls aren't anthro but they are drawing close to the line. I was trying to make a distinction between the two.

Although I have seen some pretty hot anthro that I would totally stick it in.
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>>2303052
>ether

We had that in my bio class once, and we sole a bottle and dumped it out on the floor to fill the room with vapors. I remember after a while just dropping off into my own private world of darkness, where grey blobs who lived on the edge of the universe told me that I was one day to become like them.

It was fucking weird as hell, and I smelled like airplane glue for the rest of the week.
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>that feel when you now have to masturbate before hanging with your friends because if you're even slightly aroused around them you can't stop thinking about getting on your knees in front of them and begging
>that feel when you can't drink with your friends any more because even the slightest amount of alcohol would destroy that little bit of willpower and dignity you have left
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>>2303125
>>2303104
oh god
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>>2302951
fuck you
i know ;_;
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>>2303079
>>2303104
>>2303108

Nagapony and reverse centaur sound hilarious.

As for dragon girls and catgirls, I think the only thing I did recently was Prequel fanart with Quill Weave and Katia...
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>>2303146
>dangerously cheesy
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FRIENDS, ROMANS, COUNTRYMEN, GIVE ME YOUR ART REQUESTS.
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>>2303150
those weren't hallucinations.
Those were visions.
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>>2303121
Flight school.

Apparently my first day has one hour of ground school, then they throw me in a plane and have me take off.

FIRST DAY HOLY SHIT. That's actually pretty awesome.
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>>2303052
Oh my god this needs to be a proper fic.
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>>2303159
Quill Weave is borderline there.
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>>2303129
Yes. Basically it's just like a centaur but with the sections reversed.

Lower body half is human ( with longer arms to compensate for leg length) and where the human head would be rises the pony body, complete with head, mane and fore legs.
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>>2303163
Peanuts
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>>2303163
Slutty mare and Snails having a tea party
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>>2303163
Gummy munching on Twilight's books whilst she makes a checklist in panic mode on how to deal with him
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>>2303123
Well... can you?
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>>2303163
LYRA IRRITATING BONBON WITH HUMAN THINGS.
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>>2303154
That fucking mask.
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>>2303163
Thunderlane as a Roman centurion
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>>2303160
>tfw there probably is someone who has a cartoon crush on Chester Cheetah
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Rose, if you're still here...

Sorry if this is the millionth time I've asked but commissions when?
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>>2303186
I want to get one so badly!
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>>2302739
Ponibooru runs on straight Apache, so I assume it's a LAMP setup.
They're slow shit mostly because of how many transactions they have to handle and probably some really shit/clusterfuck huge SQL code because they don't into validation correctly
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>>2303168
It's entirely possible, it just, it was so odd. I wonder if I could duplicate it.

I wonder what would happen if I watched ponies while taking ether.
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>>2303169
Good luck. Just be sure that, no matter what, you dont get it stuck in your head that ANY MISTAKE CAN MEAN YOU PLUMMETING TO A FIERY DEATH IN A METAL CAN.

Sport
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>>2303138
something like this, I imagine
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>>2303174
Irony of irony that their fore limbs have no grasping appendage, but all their other limbs do
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>>2303203
mhh, that reminds me
http://wiki.dmt-nexus.me/Hyperspace_lexicon#Entities
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Oh good we're already kind of discussing what I wanted to talk about.

Humanized ponies with Faun-like pony legs (not centaur, only one (the back) set) and ears, but otherwise fully human. Thus there can still be emphasis on unicorn magic, pegasi can have wings, all live in the same kind of utopian magical society, etc...

What thinkest you, MLPG? Any preexisting art of this already?
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>>2303191
>rose doing commissions
i would actually pay for those
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>>2303212
Bonus points, it's Lyra
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>>2303171
I considered writing something about it, but I was busy at the time with Appledrunk
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Why aren't you drinking bleach?

We're waiting for you here in Equestria!
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>>2303163
Hobo Pony getting love and attention.
And food.
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>>2303228
>paying for art

I bet you even pay to go into galeries.
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>>2303183
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vIGMYqxx6M
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>>2303163
MORE CUTE TWIDASH, PLEASE, I NEED IT.
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>>2303092
It'll be up tomorrow, I promise. Life got in the way this week and I became more than a little scatterbrained.
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>>2303235
Leth, post friend off.
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>>2303209
>sport
stop that
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I've spent the last seven hours talking about ponies and slutty mares and whatever with you faggots while listening to prank phone calls on you tube. Best day in a while.

It's good to be back on MLPG. I missed you horsefuckers. /co/ is love! /co/ is love!
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>>2303236
I'll tell you right now you're gonna like the friend off
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>>2303248
Cowbody
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>>2303163
DRAW PONY AS SOCRATES.
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>>2303209
I'm not scared of crashing.

I'm scared of causing tens of thousands of dollars worth in damage.
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>>2303255
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>>2303248
Champ
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>>2303246
>He thinks I'm Leth
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>>2303197
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/ec82/?srp=1
Whats stopping you?
It's right there, waiting for you.
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>>2302156
>>2302210
fucking shit 4chan won't let me post it. Here it is after 30 minutes of drawing and some more time dicking around with my printer/scanner
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>>2303181
Gummy has started eating Twilights "How to deal with alligators eating your books" book and she is frozen in inaction
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Would a female reverse centaur have human titties on the human part or crotch titties on the pony part?

Or both?
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>>2303259
Exactly. If you crash and die a horrible fiery death you don't have anything to worry about.

if you crash and total the plane, however...
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All right, which one of you fags on /co/ is this?
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>>2303236

>tfw Tess will never remove that glass
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>>2303235
>Death = Derpy
u wot m8
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>>2303259
Well think of it this way. If you die in the process you wont have to worry about the costs!

AIM BIG ANON! TAKE A BUILDING OUT WITH YOU.
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>>2303274

checkmate. give up, twilight
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>>2303273
One day I wish to be as productive as you
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>>2303241
Well... can you?

...but seriously. Stop it. You are freaking me out. My imagination is going wild.
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>>2303255
>It will never happen.
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>>2303275
Both.
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>>2303266
i said stop it
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>>2303281
>Tess removes the glass.
>Leaves the pencil.
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>>2303163
Panka tangled up in a yo-yo
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>>2303278
Me.
Sorry.
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>>2303223
Its kind of odd.
For some reason I think I've seen art of it, but I can't for the life of me remember what it was, so I might just be going crazy.

I don't dislike the idea though.
I'd like to see some well done art of it.
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>>2303276
>>2303287
Oh you guys.

I'm already feeling better, thanks.
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>>2303303
Go care about your own business beatnik
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what have you done to me kelt

what have you done to me
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Welp, time for this casual to try Dota 2.

taking bets on how fast I get yelled at for being new.
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>>2303314
you should be. you have shitty taste in waifus
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HEY!

If you're on the VN team, check your email, so far only one of you has responded.
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>>2303282
Derpy sleeps eternally above the clouds
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>>2303292
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0b3DbZDDBcE
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>>2303303
Something wrong, buckaroo?
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>>2303275
>>2303298
Does a regular centaur have both? I can honestly say I never gave this any thought.
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>>2303331
which hero are you going to do for your first time?
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>MLPG does vidya better than /v/
>MLPG does gay porn better than /b/
>MLPG does ponies ___-sexually
>MLPG does drugs better than AWW SHIT CHITLUNZZZZ

Is there anything we can't do?
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>>2303305
>.gif
Why aren't they humping for me?
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>>2303335
I'll tell you what I told /co/: Fuck you, she's fun.
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>>2303335
>Pinkie Pie
>Shitty waifu
I'm not that anon, but get out
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So ponibooru is slow as fuck. Paheal sucks. /b/ is /b/. Is there any good place to get pone porn?
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>>2303354

create a fandom around a pony cartoon that doesn't disappoint us.
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>>2303354
Ignore Ross.
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>>2303354
friend-off
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>>2303354
A community consisting entirely of straight edge 80-year old women would do drugs better than those faggots
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>>2303352
I was told, since I like support champs in LoL, that I should try necrolyte or skeleton king

something about getting courier and then the AoE healing thing.
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>>2303320
It's not that hard to fly airplane. I would even say it's harder to fly glider and hey. I made it alive behind the stick tens of times.
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>>2303351
I prefer them to
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>>2303153
Have you considered finding new friends that are even more beta than you are?
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>that feel when your fetish is being spitroasted
>that feel when you wouldn't date a guy though
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>>2303354
well we cant have a successful on time friendoff
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>>2303335

ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST STARTED? YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MAN!
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>>2303354
destroy the fandom
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>>2303360
clopfic.heroku.com
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>>2303360
e621.net
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>>2303372
I will forever be ashamed of this. You know, I always hated fandoms, the very concept of a fandom. Then the General came along and I had hope. Then my hope got smashed and now I hate fandoms again.
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>>2303360
e621 if you filter anthro
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>>2303383
how would solve anything
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>>2303392
Good for text, at least
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>>2303335
WAIFU POWER RANKINGS:
1) Rarity
2) Panka
3) Twilight
4) AJ
5) Dash
6) Moeblobpone
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>>2303354
Love our children
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>>2303390
and thats why you are here
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>>2303390
You tried hopoopopoopopopopopopopoopppopopopopopopopopopoopopopop.
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>>2303398
>filtering anthro

But why would you do that?
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>>2303390
I believe in you, Hopepopopop
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>>2303273
god dammit 4chan stop eating my images
>>2302210
>>2302156
4chan doesn't want me to post this. It must truly be horrible.
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>>2303399
throw the word "that" in there somewhere or something
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>>2303318
I just think fauns are really cute, and I was trying to think of a way to keep the cutesy fantasy elements of the show while still making the characters as human as possible, and without making the magic and flight of unicorns and pegasi just out of place and stupid. HM...

mite work.
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>>2303354
Actually talk about MLP
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>>2303127
By the hairy balls of Crom I can't believe you worship the civilized gods.
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>>2303409
IT JUST MADE THEM STRONGER
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>>2303411
Pone anthro is shit most of the time.
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>>2303394
>>2303398
>implying I'm gonna filter anthro
thanks though, guys!
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>>2303386
>tfw you spitroasted a girl who was renowned for being a slut at 16
>with your best friend since you were 4
Shit, it was awkward at first but then we high fived and made the pyramid

Bros 4 life
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl
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>>2303390

Hey Hoppip.

After this whole Lyra plushie fiasco, why not make pony plushes with zippers running down their bellies and butts so that they can actually be used to store stuff inside them?
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>>2303390
Hopoopoo. Does it cost a lot to make plushies?

I'd totally commission an AJ plush with removable hat with a hole under it.

To store apple candy in of course.

Not that Im asking you to make it I'm just trying to get a ballpark figure if I ever found someone willing
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>>2303381
I bet you think they have two sets of genitalia too.
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>>2303349
stop that
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>>2303411
Same reason you can't talk about guro and abuse here anymore
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>>2303433
>tfw you recognize this URL everytime it's posted
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>>2303399
Easily. One of their wills will break before your will does. The time you spend on top of him will teach you to be more dominant.
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>>2303418
wait... people don't mind if you scan drawins on line paper?
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>>2303402
I think AJ should be a bit higher than Twilight. At least on the same level.
Mai waifu is Pinku, but that's not a bad ranking.
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>>2303396
I feel like Ulysses from Lonesome Road. I had hope and then suddenly it got blown to bits in a nuclear explosion and is now a inhospitable wasteland.
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>>2303360
e621 and metabooru
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>>2303432
>made the pyramid
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>>2303374
I LAUGHED.
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>>2303440
I would buy a Lyra plushie backpack/purse
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>>2303421
I do like those old timey pictures of satyrs and stuff dancing around with panflutes and horns of ale

A pony picture done like that would be cool, and people probably wouldn't jump on it about anthro
not that anthro is necessarily a bad thing.
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>>2303445
Come on squirt lighten up!
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>>2303461
I sighed
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>>2303445
Stop what, ranger?
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>>2303451
You shouldn't do it, but I mean. It's not like you can do much about it this time. Next time, draw on unlined paper!
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>>2303428
Nah, these fucks can't really do much to hurt us.

Besides, they're probably jealous of all the fun we have here. It's a river of liquid shit in an ocean of piss, but it's our river dammit, and we will canoe where we please.
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>>2303354
Be awesome to one another.
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>>2303432
Fuck that's hot.
I wish I was a 16 year old slut
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>>2303473
Some cried
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>>2303343
Well ok... I need to finish watching FMA anyway.

You've won. I've been succesfully creeped out from 4chan for the first time in my life.
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>>2303433
What the buck did you just bucking say about me, you little filly? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Cloudsdale Flight School, and I've been involved in numerous secret flights above Everfree Forest, and I have over 300 confirmed cloud hits. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top flyer in the entire pegasi community. You are nothing to me but just another pony. I will wipe you the buck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Equestria, mark my bucking words. You think you can get away with saying that pony poop to me over the Internet? Think again, bucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ponies across Ponyville and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Parasprite. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're bucking finished, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can hit you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unhooved combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Guards and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable flank off the face of the land, you little horse dropping. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you Celestia-damned idiot. I will do a Sonicboom all over you and you will get pulled in it. You're bucking finished, filly.
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>>2303457
Find the first anon and force him to choose between DDOSin-aahhahahahahaha
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>>2303449
but

but what if I don't want to be dominant
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>>2303432

I thought that was called the Eiffel tower
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>>2303441
most of what you'd be paying for is the time, since materials are pretty cheap. If you poke around on /merch/ you might find someone who's open there

>>2303440
that's something I've actually been wondering, whether other stuff like pencil cases, slippers, etc would sell well at all
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>>2303380
Well, for the first time, It's terrifying.

Especially with so little training.
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>>2303402
I don't waifu any of these ponies so I am an unbiased observer
ACTUAL WAIFU POWER RANKINGS
1. Twilight
2. Panka
3. Rarity
4. Dash
5. AJ
6. Yellowautism
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Hey Mumbles did you ever draw adorablest unicorn?
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>>2303482
>you will never be a slutty teenage mare giving it up to Big Mac and the rest of the hoofball team behind the bleachers at school
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>>2303490
B-But all I want is your cock.
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>>2303496
Nah, that's my penis
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>>2303491
>RD's voice
10/10
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>>2303497
>whether other stuff like pencil cases, slippers, etc would sell well at all
You know bronies
They'd love that shit
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>>2303377
Well, getting a courier for the team is always helpful. And if you really are just god awful, just plop down some wards to help the team
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>>2303505
Stop it
I have to serve cake in ten minutes
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>That feel when you don't want to be the slutty mare and everyone else does

God, I'm just a disappointment to everyone in my life.
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>>2303448
http://derpy.me/cLfzC
What now, motherfucker?
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>>2303478
I'm not good enough to use unlined paperrrr but I'll work on it if I can motivate myself
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>>2303495
You want to hang around with your friends, right? If you want to do that without embarrassing yourself then you have to become dominate enough to not constantly lust for their cocks. You can still be submissive, just not as submissive.
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>>2303525
>wards

roger. h-here i go
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>>2303497
If I had the money and desire to buy pony plushes, I would totally want a pair of soft floppy pone slippers

so I guess what I'm saying is that I bet people would buy them
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>>2303497

>slippers
>cute little fluffy white Rarity slippers
>put a battery operated speaker in them with pressure sensitive activation
>everytime you take a step they say 'Dahling!'
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>>2303531
We need you. We need non-slutty mares to service
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>>2303377
>necrolyte or Skeleton King
Easy heros, but weak supports

Go Dazzle. Easy to play and supporty as fuck
Buy wards, mek, mana boots and then work from there
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>>2303531
Look at the bright side
You're surrounded by slutty mares
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>>2303528
Instead of serving cake serve yourself
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>>2302485
you should be back by now where are you I need your opinions I need fresh blood
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>>2303538
>not good enough to use unlined paper
wait, huh?
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>>2303544
>Jumping makes them go "Wahahaa~"
all of my money
all of it
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>>2303521
>>2303491
How much would you pay to have ashleigh ball record that copypasta in dash's/AJ's voice?
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>>2303498
True. First time without instructor was fucking terrifying. I barely landed on the green belt and then just jumped out of cockpit. Swearing that was the last time. Was shaking and shit.
...it actually was. I never finished training because of lack of money.
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New horse when
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>>2303544
>Dahling
>not Wa, followed by Ha, followed by Ha!
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>>2303505

>you will never take all the stallions in school one after the other at a party, taking it in all three holes at once and allowing them to cum wherever they want, another taking the previous one's place every time one finishes
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>>2303545
Do slutty mares like non-slutty mares, or just stallions?
Because I wish to be the non-slutty lesbian mare.
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>>2303549
Those are kids out there, man
it's a birthday party
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>>2303548
Not in reality. Here I just have my hand.
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>>2303569
I'd chip in $2-3

Shit, someone start a kickstarter.
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>>2303432

Lucky.
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>>2303544
>pony slipper tap-dancing, synchronising the noises they make to music
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Nü horse where
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>>2303578
>not taking more than one in each hole
Its like you don't want to completely revel in debasement
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>>2303580
They're less competition for the cock, so there's that.
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>>2303580
I am a free weight, ready to swing in any direction
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>>2303580
>Implying slutty mare gets to decide
>implying slutty mare cares
If you stick it up in my face, I will lick it, whether it's a pole or a hole.
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According to the locator this horse should be dead.
Just making sure because ours is almost off the board.
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I will make one then
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>>2303580
I'd only get with girl if a guy ordered me to.
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>>2303600

ew, I don't want to be debased

All dem stallions are there for my pleasure dammit
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>>2303444
So divine
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>>2303578
>immediately replacing another stallion
>he spunked in her pussy
Ew, sloppy sixths
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>>2303571
Oh man, that's got to suck so much ass. I have the money thankfully, and I'll be using all of it unfortunately, but I won't allow myself to quit.

You gotta get used to it eventually right?
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>>2303606
you wouldn't have this problem if you went to mlpg.co
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>>2300115
Image limit. We new horse now?
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>>2303600
But wouldn't it be more comfortable in a bedroom?
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>>2303534
hahaha, nope! not falling for it.
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>>2303610
>there for your pleasure
I'm not sure you comprehend the concept.
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>>2303608
I'd make Spike tell you to.
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ITT: SEXUAL FRUSTRATION

Make that IET
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>>2303618
I fucking knew someone was going to make that joke
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>>2303612
>not curling up and cleaning yourself out
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NEW HORSE


>>2303624

>>2303624


>>2303624


>>2303624
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>>2303578
Oh god, just imagining this makes me go KIMOCHIIIIIII OOKI BIG MAC-NO CHINCHIIIIIN
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>>2303547
Hmm he looks pretty neat too. I guess I could just give them all a try and see which I like the most.
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>use tomorrow theme
oh god so smooth
>try to go back to yotsuba B

MY EYES
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>>2303630
>taking a break
>for your own sanitation
eww no.
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>>2303566
I'm kinda new to drawing. I beat myself up so I don't end up being blinded by self satisfaction and to motivate myself to try harder.
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>>2303614
I wouldn't be much of a contributor if I only ever tried out the rules on a board that work entirely differently.
I'm not here to run quests as much as I am testing out the rules and the game in general. But it seems the whole idea isn't really seen in a positive light any more.
I'm not even sure if MLPG wants a RPG at this point.
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>>2303613
Well yeah. I was incredibly hyped for another fly. It didn't happened because of health issues and other shit. Then no cash and finally no time to continue it but the adrenaline rush makes you think straight and clear. Time is slowing down and you have perfect control over everything. Damn it was good now that I look at it back. Eh... I regret it a lot but nothing I can do now. I have other stuff on my head. ...but I will fucking do parachuting classes some day in future. Just try to fucking stop me haha.
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>>2303685
Ignore him.
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>>2303685
Calm yo tits, it's just the usual butthurt anon.
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>>2303694
Well good luck man, hope you get those parachuting classes.
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>>2303685
Hey DM
When are you gonna do another thing for new people?
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>>2303696
>>2303702
Right, right. I'll stop being such a dramabitch.
>>2303723
Next time is the start of a whole new campaign in a new setting, so new people are welcome.

Also it seems someone made a new horse, so I'll move the game in here.
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>>2303714
and I hope you'll get used to your flying. Have fun. Don't panic and get out of this as much as you only can. It's a life experience.
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>>2303736
When is that?
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>>2303736
Let's move.
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>>2303705
"If you betray our trust, you will pay with your life. Stay here then. We will get you once we handled Pathcwreck."

Do we have the gems to communicate with us?
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>>2303749
Probably next friday.
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Alright, let's hurry to Patchwreck.
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>>2303879
Second.
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>>2303784
They do not work reliably with all this magic around you and so deep underground.

>"Here. This is all I can perhaps give you to help."
He hands you a small, smooth white stone.
>"Dont use it unless you truly must."
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>>2303911
"What does it do?"
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>>2303911
What's that?
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>>2303923
>>2303924
>"It is a little something he liked to watch and lament over his lost love. I took it away so he would no longer sink into that bog of madness. But perhaps now, a moment of bottomless sorrow is just what you need."
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>>2303911
Campfire should keep the stone.
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>>2303911
A moonstone?
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>>2303965
"How do we use it?"
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>>2303970
I've already been entrusted with something important.
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>>2303911
>>2303965
"Very well. We are grateful for what assistance you have provided. Thank you, sieur Scene. May we meet again under better circumstances."
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>>2303992
>me in charge of having a name

Let's move.
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>>2304018
Yeah.
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You return to the central hall.
You can hear quiet humming from the throne chamber's direction.
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>>2304062
Advance cautiously.
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>>2304062
Head towards the throne chamber cautiously.
I miss the compliments of Pluck
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>>2304062
Move in silence.
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>>2304062
Go to the chamber.
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>>2304062
Carefully head for the throne room.
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>>2304079
>>2304093
>>2304095
>>2304120
>>2304131
You see at least six guards in the passage that leads to the throne room.
They do not look undead.
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>>2304147
"Well, I don't really think we can sneak past that, can we?"
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>>2304147
Roll for stealth.
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>>2304199
"Or can we?"
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>>2304147
Are there ponies other than Patchwreck in the throne room?
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>>2304198
"Probably not. Especially if either of us tries."

>>2304199
Or that could happen.
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>>2304147
I get ready in case this turns into a fight.
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>>2304199
You tuck yourself outside the visible spectrum of light.
You are now honest to fuck invisible for as long as you goddamn want.
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>>2304264
Make a sign to the twins and kill the guards.
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>>2304299
mother fucking HOW?
The twins understand perfectly. This is the best plan ever.
They attack the guards in a rapid succession of stabs and teleports-
-only to find that none of the guards were alive to begin with. They had been propped up on their gear, but inside they were limp and boneless.
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>>2304351
Zebro, are they dead or undead?
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>>2304351
"It's a trap!"
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>>2304351
Oh shit, get ready for a fight
>>2304380
They're boneless, that pretty much implies they're full-on dead
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>>2304351
Return to the group.
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>>2304351
Let's keep moving forwards.
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>>2304382
>>2304411
"They way is open! ONWARDS BEFORE STRIFE AWAKENS!"
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>>2304443
Keep moving!
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>>2304443
Everyone keep moving now!
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>>2304443
Let's go
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Mysteriously reappear, visibly shaken
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>>2304443
In we go then.
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>>2304426
>>2304454
>>2304464
>>2304471
You enter the throne room. It is massive, second only in size to the main hall. Indeed it is a match even for Celestia's own throne room. How they could've carved this place out in secret is a mystery.

You can see the silhouette of an alicorn before the throne.
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>>2304501
Can I see anything else?
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>>2304501
Anything else in this room?
Corpses?
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>>2304501
Prepare my hammer.
Look around for anything else suspicious, but keep my guard on the shadow of the alicorn.
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>>2304501
Pray to the pink one.
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>>2304501
Ready crossbow, envision pretty stallionface in mind
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>>2304565
I missed your complimetns~
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>>2304501
"Surround him."
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>>2304518
>>2304530
>>2304532
There are large, though unlit braziers on the walls
There are several corpses in the room, though you cannot identify them accurately.
There is a small door leading to a side room near the top of the room.
>>2304544
You feel happy. That's about it though.
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>>2304565
Whoops

>>2304585
Merely commentary independent of my personal opinions, I- assure you
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>>2304602
"Well, shall we?"
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I get myself ready for a fight.
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>>2304602
Get ready for a fight
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>>2304602
Pinkie pls respond.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEXD5unnkmM
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Valiance, ignoring everyone else, steps ahead of the pack
"By the sun that shines upon us all, we have come for you."
after a short pause the alicorn replies
"BY THE MOON THAT BLESSES ONLY THOSE WORTHY, YOUR CHALLENGE IS ACCEPTED."

The braziers burst into blue flames.
You now see Patchwreck for the first time in person.
He is clearly a light grey unicorn. Only his legs seemingly have another set of legs stitched to them as stilts. His eyes are deep and beautiful, but mismatched. Each of his teeth perfect, but no two from the same mouth. His horn completely obscured by a large, jagged shard of magical crystal hammered into his skull.

>>2304699
You are giga nigga ready.
Your first action will autocrit.
>>2304710
YOU CAN FEEL THE BLESSINGS OF PI-no wait you just need to fart.
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>>2304798
Take aim. I highly doubt any dialogue will do us good.
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>>2304798
"Come forth, coward! I, Radiant Dawn shall bring down the Fury of the Sun down on you!"

Take up a battle stance and fill my Hammer with Light.
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>>2304798
Raise some ded
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>>2304798
Roll for stealth im going to inspect the backside of his throne.
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>>2304798
see
>>2304687
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>>2304798
"Your actions have brought you out of your beloved moon's light, abomination. You are unworthy to speak of the night in such a manner!"

Heft spear, take flight.
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>>2304861
"NOT ONE, BUT TWO CHAMPIONS OF THE SUN? HONESTLY, CELESTIA. THIS IS EXCESSIVE.
SO BE IT THEN."
>>2304893
You manage to raise not one but two pegasi
>>2304895
You find a large red button labeled "DO NOT PRESS"
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>>2304950
I signal to Valiance and charge at him.
I aim at his horn.
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>>2304950
If you raise Strife he will kill Luna. We saw it in a vision.
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>>2304950
>DO NOT PRESS

Oh god this is tempting

Wait with crossbow still aimed.
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>>2304950
Root that fucker
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>>2304986
No, wait, begin spraying bolts.
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>>2304950
Stay in the shadows.
Pray to pinkie one more time.
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>>2304950
Divebomb the bastard, aiming for the horn as well.
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>>2304950
Max goes after his horn with his sword.
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>>2304949
"YOU ONLY KNOW THE MOON AS COLD STONE IN THE SKY. I HAVE FELT HER WARM, SOFT TOUCH. WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME OF THE ONE I LOVE?"
>>2304983
"GREAT STRIFE OFFERED ME A CHANCE TO BE WITH HER ONCE MORE IF HE IS RAISED. HE WOULD NOT BETRAY ME."
>>2304988
Roots burst from the walls and grasp patchwreck
"WELL. IF IT IS A FIGHT YOU CAME FOR."
>>2304973
Valaince nods and charges. However he is no match for the massive Alicorn and is quickly tossed aside.
>>2305008
A bolt strikes Patchwreck's hind leg. He limps a little, then sharpens his focus at you.
>>2305018
Pinkie hears your need. You realize you can step out of the left side of the screen to appear on the right side.
>>2305031
Patchwrech flares his own wings and takes to the air, easily slamming you to the ground.
>>2305090
Patchwreck's eyes widen as he sees the runebalade nearing his horn. With a roar he unleashes shockwave that blasts everyone near him back.

Taking to the air again, he charges up a firestorm spell.
Roll to dodge.
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>>2305189
Get greatsword out as I dodge
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>>2305189
Rolling. I become The Lord of Cinders.
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>>2305189
Throw a bomb to his head, maybe I can break his concentration.
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>>2305189
Send one of the pegasi to attack while I dodge
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>>2305189
Rolling.
I pray to Celestia that she may bestow the gift of Her Light's wings on me once again.
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>>2305189
Rolling to dodge and get back in the air.
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>>2305214
As you go for your sword, a great plume of flame strikes you, singing you nastily.
>>2305219
You hold your ground and let the fire consume you. As it dies out the Avatar of Flame stands once more.
>>2305224
The bomb stops in mid-air as he catches it via magic
"YOU DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE THAT EASY NOW DID YOU?"
>>2305230
As you focus on controlling three creatures besides your own body, you are caught head on by a fire plume. You take massive fire damage.
>>2305235
Your wings manifest and you take to the air, avoiding the fire.
>>2305238
You get back up in time and take to the air.

Patchwreck's right hind leg is wounded.
Next round.
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I aim a fireball at his wings.
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>>2305321
Sever his right hind leg.
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Touch of Death on his horn
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>>2305321
Ignore it. Begin charging and try a cleave towards his leg.
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>>2305321
Max attack his horn again.
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>>2305321
I fly at him and aim at his wings.
"Look at you, Moonshine! You've become an abomination, when true faith could have given you everything you wanted!"
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>>2305321
I aim to cut off his wings.
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>>2305336
Your enhanced fire connects, burning much of the wing into a charred mess. He struggles to remain airborne, then focuses some spellpower to reanimate the limb.
Patchwreck is using too much focus. He no longer has Improved Spellcasting as a passive.
>>2305351
You swoop in for a strike but miss as he takes higher into the air.
>>2305353
You cannot reach the floating alicorn, and thus cannot touch his horn, the spell fails.
>>2305360
In your berserk charge you fail to realize he has seen you coming. Roots burst from the ground to bind you down.
>>2305367
Max throws the runesword at the crystal horn, scoring a deep cut on it. Magic begins to leak from the crystal. The roots and wing visibly weaken.
>>2305371
"YOUR FAITH IS AS EMPTY AS THE HEARTLESS MONSTER YOU CALL A GOD"
He casts Blast on you, ending you crashing down to the ground.
>>2305380
You miss by a mile, and crash down on top of Radiant.

Patchwreck begins charging a spell
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>>2305503
I cast Fireball at his horn.
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>>2305503
Send my minions to attack his horn
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>>2305503
Throw another granade to his face.
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>>2305503
Cut the roots to free myself and prepare to dodge
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>>2305503
Cast Aura of Protection on everyone
"What would Luna think of you now? You are a monster! Celestia's Light shall protect us all!"
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>>2305524
There I go again.
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>>2305503
"You call this faith? Debasing the form you were granted in a parody of the one you love?"

I get back up there and head for his wings again.
>>
In the meantime
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21NQTYxY0pQ
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>>2305503
Where are Valiance, Cloak, and Dagger?
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>>2305503
are we controlling Valiance and the Twins here? If we are then they attack him.
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>>2305524
The leaking magic catches fire even from the weak flame you produce. His horn is now on fire.
>>2305530
"YOU WOULD SEND THE DEAD TO SLAY A LORD OF DEATH?
BEHOLD, TRUE MASTERY!"
Patchwreck takes control of your dragon.
>>2305531
He catches it as well, then begins idly spinning them in patterns.
"FOOL OF A CHILD. AS MUCH AS YOU ENJOY FONDLING BALLS, THROWING EXPLOSIVE ONES IS NOT YOUR FORTE."
>>2305535
You break free
>>2305540
"MY BELOVED DESIRED FOR ALL LIGHT TO FADE AND DIE. IN THIS REALM, YOUR LIGHT WILL NEVER SHINE!"
You feel your heart grow dim. Celestia's light cannot reach you here.
>>2305578
You wound his other wing badly. He struggles to remain in the air.

>>2305612
>>2305674
Cloak and Dagger appear behind the Ailicorn, only to be knocked away by his protective shield.
Valiance stays back, unable to reach the flying foe.

Patchwreck's eyes and mouth glow bright, and he shoots forth three beams of energy, then starts to sweep the area.
Roll to avoid them.
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>>2305721
Rolling. I cast another Fire Spray at him.
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>>2305721
Dodge and Backstab his good wing.
>>
>>2305721
>Patchwreck takes control of your dragon.
NO FUCK YOU
Dodge, then try to take control again
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>>2305721
Load crossbow as I dodge
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>>2305721
Roll to fly up and avoid them.
Fly at him from below to knock him out of the air.
"Twilight fades! The Sun always Rises!"
>>
>>2305721
Roll to avoid and get him in the other wing.
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>>2305750
You watch in horror as his beams split your flame in half. You are hit head on. The fire around you guards you, but dies in the process. You return to pony form.
>>2305751
You fail to outrun the beam and are blasted badly. You slam against a wall and fall down.
>>2305756
You avoid the beam and attempt to retake control. Roll. You regain it on a 5+.
>>2305757
With an impressive flip, you reload the bow and dodge the beams.
>>2305795
You loop around the beam and strike one of his wings
>>2305789
Finally, in a display of true divine protection you fly directly through the whirling hellstorm of magic, and strike down with your hammer, delivering a kickass one liner.
The stitches on his wings give in, and both wings explode off in a shower of blood.
He lands on his feet.

The horn is cracked
The right hind leg is wounded
Both wings are dead.

next turn
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>>2305880
Pray to the pink one and cast heal on me.
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>>2305880
I give Zebro my health potions keep and cast Heal on him.
>>
>>2305880
Rolling
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>>2305880
While still airborne, dive down at him from above.
Use Power Strike.
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>>2305880
"You think you know what night brings, or what it desires, but your mad devotion blinds you to the truth! Face it Moonshine, your obsession has made you unworthy of the beautiful night!"

Divebomb him in the back using Slam.
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>>2305899
Heal? Oh you silly. How could you even get hurt when your body is so bubblegum soft and squishy.
Indeed, you are soft and squishy. And unhurt.
>>2305911
The potion tastes like week old piss and the healing wont even take the gagging away.
>>2305919
You wrestle control away from the false alicorn. You can see the shock in his mismatched eyes. To think that a mere zebra like you could best his might.
The dragon is yours.
>>2305945
>>2305955
In unison you crash down upon the distracted Patchwreck. You hear some nasty cracks from his spike and see that the wounded hind leg gives in, exploding off at the joint in a gory splash.

Shocked at how badly he is losing, Patchwreck focuses his powers and casts Spell Focus.
Now is a good time to strike.
>>
>>2306033
Use a big fat bomb on his horn.
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>>2306033
I cast Fireball at his horn again.
>>
>>2306033
Cast Touch of Death on his horn
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>>2306033
I grab that spike and slam his head into the ground.
>>
>>2306033
"Give it up, Moonshine. Luna wouldn't like to see you this way. Luna could never Love you this way."
I show him the gem to distract him from his spell focus.
>>
>>2306086
"WHA-WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!? GIVE IT!!"
>>2306085
You gram the horn and slam him face first into the floor
>>2306076
Joining in, you touch the horn with your touch of death, watching it grow dim and gnarled
As you let go
>>2306067
A bomb lands in the same bunch as the two he was levitating
>>2306068
And a fireball ignites the mess.

A powerful explosion slashes all of you back into the outer walls as the volatile crystal detonates.
As the smoke clears, half of Patchwreck's face is missing, revealing his skull, also patched together from those of different ponies.
"EARGH! WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOONE!?!?"

The remains of his real horn begin to glow
"YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS! PAAAAAAY!!"
His front leg begins to shimmer with a dark glow as he casts Soul Drain.

Roll to dodge.
0 results in death.
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>>2306182
Rolling.
>>
>>2306182
DODGE
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>>2306182
Take to the sky.
>>
>>2306033

Ignore crossbiw, cleave with greatsword
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>>2306182
Rolling.
Celestia protect me!
>>
>>2306182
TAKE COVER!
>>
>>2306219
Can I use my Pinkie 4t wall bending skill? ;_;
>>
>>2306304
I will save you...
We will...
Somehow...
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>>2306210

shit
can this not count since I didn't even see the post
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>>2306210
You cannot move fast enough with the sword. The mad unicorn grasps you. You feel your body scream in agony as your soul is torn out and devoured.
>>2306220
His meal finished, Patchwreck swing out for another victim. Your road ends he-
>NO!
In a puff of some Dagger appears to push you of the way. You can see the tears in his eyes as he wishes you a silent goodbye. Then, nothing happens.
As you look behind him you see it Cloak intervened as well, saving his brother.
The spy's body falls over, limp and lifeless.
Patchwreck hobbles back towards his throne, now renewed with fresh life.

"SUCH IS THE POWER OF DEATH. OF GROGAR. OF STRIFE. OF NIGHTMARE MOON! WITNESS MY POWER AND DESPAIR!"
>>
>>2306399
>99
You mysteriously appear on the scene again.
How very mysterious.
>>
>>2306402
I cast Fire Spray on him.
>>
>>2306402
Charge at him, and Power Strike.
"YOU MONSTER! I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
>>
>>2306402
Vanish behind him and stab him on the back of the head.
>>
>>2306402
"You dare invoke the name of that monstrosity while using such magic?! You abomination!"

I charge and Slam him again.
>>
>>2306440
Remark on my curse silently and note how with the evil magicks afoot I will only appear to take action every now and then from now

Charge with greatsword
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>>2306562
Put up your name, bro
>>
>>2306402
;_;
Hit his horn with my staff
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>>2306443
Your inner fire is still rekindling itself. Your spray is pathetic and weak.
>>2306562
Patchwreck sweeps you aside with ease. Drunken on newfound power, he is as strong as ever.
>>2306480
"AND YOUR BLIND FAITH WILL DESTROY YOU"
He grasps you telekinetically my the throat
"THE SUN SHALL DIE, AND SO SHALL Y-"
>>2306488
"-GAH"
The abomination reels as a blade sinks into his head. He stumbles for a moment
>>2306507
Then falls over, breaking off his other hind leg as the griffon slams into him.
>>2306607
Finally, the zebra bonks him on the head.

He is down and reeling.
You might want to try and kill him now if you wish to avoid his desperation attacks.
>>
>>2306677
I cast another Fireball at him.
>>
>>2306677
FINISH HIM
>>
>>2306677
Send my minions to finish him off
>>
>>2306677
I'll sink my blade into his neck then.
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>>2306677
I don't usually say this, but there is no redemtion for him.
He is too far gone.
Walk up to him and bring my Blast-filled hammer down on his head.
"I will put you out of your misery. May Luna forgive you in the afterlife."
>>
>>2306713
>>2306743
Rising in a blinded haze, Moonshine shrugs off flame and hard strikes
"LUNA! MY BELOVED!"
>>2306717
>>2306746
Two more heavy strikes. Moonshine falls to his knees
"SAVE A STAR FOR ME IN THE NIGHT SKY!"
He falls on his face
"...I'm coming..."
>>2306758
And with a final blow, the false alicorn is no more.
>>
>>2306677
Recover, cleave his neck.
>>
>>2306820
Dagger! Hug him tight.
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>>2306820
"It's sad that it has come to this."
Turn around to see if everyone is alright.
Walk up to Dagger, and say.
"I am terribly sorry for your loss, but we are not finished yet... We must move on and stop Strife, then remove the soul bond from Stiches. We need to move."
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>>2306820
I check the side door.
>>
>>2306820
We still need to find that Draconequus skull and destroy it.
>>
>>2306820
"Poor, pitiful devil. His devotion was pure but all-consuming. May he find the peace of the night in death."
>>
>>2306863
>At least now we wont need to worry... he cannot chase us in death...
>>2306889
>I appreciate it, Embraced of the Sun... er... Radiant... er... sister-in-law-to-be?
>>2306893
This must be the operating room where the Reanimator made his improvements to Patchwreck.

Investigate the throne room some more?
Leave?
Other?
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>>2306979
Investigate. We have to find that skull.
>>
>>2306979
Investigate.
>>
>>2306979
Not now love, come let us find the skull.
>>
>>2306979
Search. We have even less time now.
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>>2306979
Place my hoof on his shoulder.
"You would have given your own life for her... If it weren't for you and your brother, she would have died... You have my eternal gratefullnes for that, and it has shown me to truly love her. I am honoured to call me my brother-in-law. But let us go now."

Can I cover the body of Cloak with something?
>>
>>2307071
call you*
>>
>>2307005
>>2307014
>>2307030
>>2307044
You cannot seem to find anything of importance.
Some old tomes of pointless rambling, cushions, a hookah, surgical tools, a cup, some odds and ends and a bit of lint, but no skull.
Indeed the only notable feature beyond the inert throne is the big button behind it.
>>
>>2307122
Would our priestess of like to push the big red button?
>>
>>2307122
If you guys want to.
>>
>>2307122
How long until this is over?
Maybe we shhould push that button.
>>
>>2307258
The ride never ends
>>
>>2307258
A LONG-ASS TIME
>>
>>2307287
Fuck
if I don't respond for more than 10 minutes someone can take over my character, I'm probably asleep then
>>
>>2307315
Sleep is for the weak, man it out like everyone else.
>>
>>2307334
I already had to pull an all-nighter yesterday and I didn't get any sleep during the day
>>
>>2307350
Coffee is your friend
>>
>>2307350
Press the button Zebro.
>>
>>2307368
I'm not making any coffee at 5am
>>
Tell Valiance and Max to fetch the Reanimator.
Meanwhile, someone push that button with telekinesis while we stand back.
>>
>>2307379
>>2307393
I could have one of those unded pegasi push that button
>>
>>2307385
Yes you will
>>
>>2307401
This works.
>>
>>2307401
That might do.
>>
>>2307393
>"There will be no need to do that. I am already here."
The Reanimator is at the doorway.
>>
>>2307414
>>2307417
ALRIGHT
STAND BACK
I'LL HAVE A PEGASUS PUSH THAT BUTTON WHEN EVERYONE IS OUT OF RANGE
>>
>>2307444
"What does that button do?"
>>
>>2307447
Hold up.

>>2307444
What's the button do?
>>
>>2307457
>>2307473
>"Why don't you press it and see?"
>>
>>2307457
>>2307473
"One way or another we have to find out. Send the pegasus."
>>
>>2307509
"Cut the crap and tell us. I don't want to accidentally revive Strife."
>>
>>2307509
Your phylactery is broken so you better dont fuck with us.
>>
>>2307509
None of this. Tell us now.
>>
>>2307509
While you're here you could as well tell us.
>>
>>2307523
>>2307544
>>2307585
>>2307596
>"Oh here. Let me do it for you."
He walks up to the throne, turns to you and levitates one the hands to press the button.
>*boop*
A bunch of confetti falls from the ceiling and a happy jingle plays as he sits down
>"I must thank you for wasting so much time fighting my hapless puppet. It bought more than long enough to see the skull transported safely to the chamber of ascension, along with my actual phylactery.
>As we speak, Strife is growing closer to reawakening. Nothing can stop it now, least of all your indecisive lot. Not even the ragged remnants of that pathetic army that now rests at my doorstep.
The hands return to formation, two holding swords, three shields.
The Reanimator casts Conjure Weapon, and draws a glittering ethereal blade from thin air.
>"Come then. Let us dance."

Roll for initiative
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>>2307688
Vanish and backstab.
>>
>>2307688
"I told you what will happen to you if you betrayed us, heretic scum."
Aura of Protection on everyone and ready my hammer.
>>
>>2307688
Root.
>>
>>2307688
Fireball.
>>
>>2307688
Ready my spear and take flight at him.
>>
>>2307736
>"Too slow, deary"
A hand flies up to block your stab with a shield
>>2307741
>"Your sad magic wont protect you in my realm."
Your aura fails to manifest properly. It might protect from scrapes and bruises but little more.
>>2307750
A flaying hand with a sword cuts your roots in a single swing, then stabs you in the leg
>"Too easy."
>>2307765
>"Impressive"
A shield hand blocks the fireball, but is knocked out of the air
>"yet futile"
>>2307820
The other sword hand flies up and slashes you in the wing, causing you to fall out of the air
>"Oh please. I didn't even need to stand up. At least die with some dignity"

5 hands remain
2 shielded
2 armed
1 down on the floor

Round 2
Go
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>>2307882
I cast Fire Spray at the empty hand.
>>
>>2307882
>Dagger go back to Canterlot! Warn the princess.
Destroy one of the hands.
>>
>>2307882
I get up and use Shout at him and his hands.
>>
>>2307882
Use Last Stand.The non killer one, right?
I focus on the Sun Pendant, and let it's power protect me from harm.
I charge at him with my Hammer, ignoring the blades.
>>
>>2307882
Cast Unmaking on an armed hand
From now on someone else can take over, I'm too tired for this
>>
>>2307882
If Pluck isn't here, I think he may attack one of the shielded hands.
>>
>>2307882
Max attacks the Etherial blade with his sword.
>>
>>2307912
>"Empty ramblings of an empty soul"
A hand slaps you mockingly
>>2307907
>Yes my love
Dagger flees quickly to warn the army and Celestia
>>2307897
>>2307916
You destroy the downed hand
>"ARGH! Bastards. So be it then."
The Reanimator gets up.
>>2307932
The hand plays bullfighter, nimbly avoiding the blow.
>>2307952
The antimagic properties of the Runesword destroy the conjured weapon and disrupt the telekinesis, momentarily causing all the hands to drop
>"CURSES! NO!"
>>
>>2307993
Umm, where is my >>2307913 ?
>>
>>2307993
I cast Fire Spray on as many of the hands as I can. Fire Spray can work like that, right?
>>
>>2307993
Fly up and drop a bomb.
>>
>>2308027
A bomb on the reanimator*
>>
>>2307993
Pluck still tries to fight that hand.
>>
>>2307993
I charge him, lance out.
>>
>>2307993
I still charge at the Reanimator.
>>
>>2308015
waiting for the more dramatic moment
you bring your hammer down on the distracted mage, sending him reeling
>>2308022
You misjudge the length of the spray and fall short.
>>2308027
The blast knocks him into the air and he lands hard on his left side.
He is trying to get back up.
>>2308058
He strikes a hand in half
>>2308061
Your lance sinks into his flesh as he tries to get up. He cries out, then kicks you away.
>>2308070
He sees you coming and charged Touch of Death.
Roll to determine which body part gets the worst of it
0 - face
1-2 - front legs
3-4 - back legs
5-6 - lady parts
7-8 - torso
9 - superficial damage only
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>>2300115
I attack a hand with fireball.
>>
>>2308139
Rolling.
Try to break his hoof that he uses as I slid to a stop.
>>
>>2308139
Stab him on the back of the head.
>>
>>2308139
Max tries to cut off his horn.
>>
>>2308139
If there are any remaining hands, Pluck deals with them.
>>
>>2308139
I get up and attack the nearest hand
>>
Page 13
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>>2308139
Zebro roots him.
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>>2308175
The hand bursts into flames and quickly burns to cinders.
two hands remain
>>2308177
Your torso catches the worst of it. You feel some of your muscles wither with nothing lethal happens. You then swing around and crush the limb.
>>2308218
>>2308219
You cleave the remaining hands to pieces.
>>2308201
The Reanimator leaps up to avoid the runeblade he is visibly afraid of-
>>2308178
Only to catch a dagger to the head and fall over dead.

He will be back in three days unless you destroy the phylactery though.
>>
>>2308266
Let's get to the Library.
>>
>>2308266
"We don't have much time! We will deal with his Lichhood later! We must get to the Chamber of Ascension NOW!"

Try to cast heal on myself.
How bad is it, in looks?
>>
>>2308266
Radiant!
Crush the white stone!
Also cast heal on Radiant.
>>
>>2308296
"Agreed. What about that study? It's the only room left!"
>>
hey you... guys

kick the thing's butts

yeah! do it!
>>
>>2308316
"He would just give his phylactery to us?"

Crash it with my hammer anyway.
>>
>>2308266
Zebro use his dark powers trying to sense the ascension ritual.
>>
>>2308340
LETH!
IT'S LETH!
HE'S ALIVE!

>>2308328
"What about the room with the ponies on the map? Maybe that's the Chamber of Ascension!"
>>
>>2308340
Please help us. We have sent an NPC to warn Celestia that we are gullible idiots. Please be the reinforcements.
>>
>>2308296
It looks droopy and kinda nasty but is just a small patch.
>>2308316
A very small one.
>>2308292
>>2308328
"This way", motions Valiance, who has now gathered himself from the floor.

The necromancer library is mostly rows and rows of rotting bookshelves full of musky tomes. The blue fire hurts your eyes when you even consider reading anything in here.
If only someone was good with these Grogar-made writings.
>>2308366
"That was the Hall of Initiations, remember"?

>>2308340
We do have a free slot if you want in.
>>
>>2308393
Zebro, can you read these? We need to get to that Chamber!"
>>
>>2308393
What about his >>2308344

>>2308393
>>2308416
Zebro is going to read the text.
>>
>Aspirant is running a quest in the next dead horse
panic.png

>>2308344
Well done you broke a moonsrock. It was in no way magical or special.
>>2308416
The whispering voices get so loud you can all hear them
>THE PATH IS ONLY FOR THOSE WHO CAN WALK BEYOND SPACE
>AND THOSE WHO KNOW WHERE TO HEAD
>REMEMBER OUR OFFER
>TAKE A LIFE
>AND NEVER JOIN THE DEAD
Valiance thinks for a while
>>
>>2308393
I would but I am way too busy right now. Thanks though. Looking forward to reading through this last(?) adventure of your characters
>>
>>2308475
Rarity Quest, guest-starring Pony DnD B Team.
>>
>>2308475
>still page 13

"Is this about Lichhood?
And what about 'walking beyond space?'"
>>
>>2308480
more like fourth to last
>>
>>2308521
"I believe I've read about a spell that deals with just that. It was mentioned in some texts in the canterlot mage academy library. Supposedly it simulates an ability sometimes found in very young unicorns during magic spasms -the ability to walk through walls.

Perhaps said spell can be found here"
>>
>>2308475
Ask the pink one for guidance.
>>
>>2308574
"Do it, and do it quickly!"
>>
>>2308574
Zebro, go find that spell.

I grip Starswirls pendant and ask for help.
>>
>>2308574
Zebro is looking for the spell.
>>
I fall down to my knees and praay.
"Celestia, if you can hear me, we need your help now. More than ever... Please, let your Light guide us."
>>
>>2308576
Oh you little silly filly, just wait for the commercial break and change positions while nobody is looking. Then claim it as a continuity error and blame it on the QA team
>>2308594
Where it once was a blank disc, you now see the text "there is a time for everything"
>>2308586
>>2308618
FOUND IT!
It was under the sofa.
Curious that necromancers would have a sofa, let alone in a library. Oh well. Even evil needs to sit down every now and then.

You got the phasing spell. Who should study it?
>>
>>2308639
"Campfire, you think you can do it?"
>>
>>2308639
I will study it.
>>
>>2308662
"If what Valiance said is correct, he may already have. Hopefully unicorn memories are long."
>>
>>2308672
You think you got it. Not reliably enough to spam, but you can certainly pull it off once.

Now where to use it?
>>
>>2308639
Ok im going to do this and look for the phylactery.
>>
>>2308702
"Zebro should use detect undead. Surely an undead or dead being so big would have a presence."
>>
>>2308702
I start looking for any irregularities in the wall between the throne room and the laboratory.
>>
>>2308723
Zebro rolling.
>>
By the way, did I use up my last stand for the whole session, or will I be able to use it against Strife?
>>
>>2308723
Nope nothing... nothing... more nothing... no-DEAR SWEET GEM-ENCRUSTED WATERMELON BLING WITH KFC GRAVY THAT IS A BIG-ASS UNDEAD BEHIND THAT WALL.
It is more or less where the unconnected marker on the door map was. The shortest path seems to be from the throne room, right through a wall.
>>2308762
You get another for strife because lol DM
>>
>>2308794
What about this? >>2308708

Also Zebro reroll for detect undead.
>>
>>2308794
I love you. I could kiss you.

"Let's move out!
NOW!"
And find paper and pen and leave a note for any reinforces on this wall thingy in the thone room, if they get here!
>>
>>2308794
Zebro tells us what he saw and just how far behind the wall it is. How far behind the wall is it?
>>
Page 14
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>>2308832
About a hundred yards into the solid rock.
If your sense of direction is right, it should no longer be under Canterlot City.

>>2308862
WE HAVE NOWHERE TO FALL BACK TO
>>
>>2308882
Can't we ask Aspirant to take his quest in current horse? I think they would hanlde Rariryquest better than DND
>>
>>2308882
I tell the others that I'll try and scream loud enough for them to find me, then head on through.
>>
>>2308913
Living horse never liked running quests, even back on /co/. Either we have to finish soon, move back to the sub, or call it for the night.
>>
>>2308937
"Can't you just make the wall do it's thingy while we all walk through?
>>
>>2308937
Find the phylactery and break it!
>>
>>2308953
That's actually a better idea.
>>
>>2308945
Sub- no multicrits that would make the draconeequs fight more interesting, and we won't stop just before the big bad
>>
>>2308945
Fine, fall back to the sub.
then wait for Aspirant to finish or race him for more horses

>>2308953
>>2308937
"If we just keep casting it at the wall, we might be able to tunnel through as a single chain together"
>>
>>2308993
Can't you at least try to ask him? I'm sure he's reasonable enough... And there aren't many new threads this time of the day, we may be good here for at least 30-40 more minutes
>>
>>2308993
"Can the mage do that? We need him for what is to come."
>>
>>2308993
I'll do that.
>>
>>2309018
>>2309026
You make it through. This place makes no sense any more. It is big enough to fit half of Canterlot Castle in it. How does it even exist...

The floor is bones.
The walls are bones.
The air is heavy with power.
"Shall we?"
>>
>>2309071
Mutter a prayer to Celestia and move forth.
>>
>>2309071
Lets get this done with.
>>
>>2309071
Me and zebro are ready.
>>
>>2309071
As if we stepped into the jaws of Tartarus itself.
>>
>>2309082
There is no light here.
You are in an abyss of darkness.
Celestia holds no rule here.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvoeFbH8hHc#t=1m47s

>>2309097
>>2309123
>>2309113
It is dark
And silent
You hear only the cracking of bones, and your own heartbeats.

In the distance you can see a mountain
>>
>>2309157
Zebro use his dark powers looking for the object.
>>
>>2309157
"Celestia may be far, but I carry her Light within my Heart!"
Try to make some Light as we advance.
>>
>>2309157
Let's move towards it.
>>
>>2309157
Ask the pink one for guidance.
>>
>>2309194
He can sense it. It is at the top of the mountain.
>>2309196
You make some light.
You hear a roar.
Roll for initiative.
>>2309217
>Your gods have no say in my realm. But I can hear you just fine, little one.
>>
>>2309249
Rolling
>>
>>2309249
Rolling.
>>
>>2309249
Rolling for Max
>>
>>2309249
Rolling for Pluck
>>
>>2309249
Rolling.
>>
>>2309249
rolling for zebro
>>
>>2309249
Rolling for Zebro.
>>
>>2309249
Rolling for me.
>>
We will need a fucking music bonus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_eSZcrI_Cc
>>
>>2309256
>>2309261
>>2309267
>>2309278
>>2309283
>>2309285
>>2309295
You are all suddenly blown aside. You find your flesh undamaged, but it felt as if your soul had been cleaved in half.
>>2309279
You, on the other hand had time to see what attacked you. A spectral minotaur wielding a ghostly greatsword.

Round 2 is go.
The enemy is a ghost
>>
>>2309340
Fireball!
>>
>>2309340
Zebro is going to cast roots.
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>>2309340
Blessed is good against ghosts, right?

Try to find it when it charges again, and swing my Hammer at it.
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>>2309340
Max will swing his Runesword at it.
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>>2309340
Use my silver rapier.
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>>2309340
Pluck will try to damage it as well.
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>>2309340
Well shit, I'm basically useless

I use Shout on the Ghostaur.
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So long as we're fighting a ghost I might as well post this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS8K3Db8F48
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>>2309359
>>2309369
>>2309374
>>2309389
You people are so fucking hax it almost stops being funny
Though a ghost can ignore mundane arms with ease, such an assault is too much for it. The fire blasts its form asunder, the runesword cleaves off a ghostly limb with ease, the roots grasp the immaterial body and the blessed hammer explodes the spectral foe in a spectacular shower of flickering ghost particles.

The path to the mountain is open once more.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCJ7BOeCpkY
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>>2309484
Hurry we dont have time.
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>>2309484
Make haste.
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>>2309484
Let's keep on moving.
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>>2309484
Let's continue. No light this time.
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>>2309510
>>2309524
>>2309526
>>2309540
You reach the foot of the mountain. There is a path up it. A path of bones.
The mountain is bones.
You can hear more heartbeats. They are larger than yours. And there are many.
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>>2309587
Zebro should use detect undead.

"Stop hiding behind minions, heretic!"
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>>2309587
I look around for the hearts as I climb the mountain.
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>>2309587
Climb the mountain.
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>>2309587
"To the peak! Make haste!"

What page are we on?
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>>2309617
Also, climb the mountain.
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>>2309634
Top of 15
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>>2309617
THE MOUNTAIN IS A SINGLE UNDEAD
>>2309623
You see them. They are chained to the mountain. They are carved of those green magic crystal.
>>2309628
>>2309634
>>2309637
As you climb, the heartbeats intensify.
You can see them glow brighter.
You can feel the mountain breathe.
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>>2309660
We should take out those crystals. Dawn, if you would use those grenades of yours?
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>>2309660
Now or never.
Pull out my two bottles of Holy Water, and spray it on the hearts and some around it.

I trust Campfire has some too?
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>>2309660
Zebro try to talk with the undead.
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>>2309660
Also, Zebro should try to "unmake" the hearts.
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>>2309703
The whole mountain is the draconeequs, there is no use talking to it.
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>>2309693
I'll try and synch my throw with Dawn's, unless she doesn't in which case I'll empty my jar of Holy Water on one right now.
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>>2309587
And Max should stab one.
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>>2309735
I dont have holy water.
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>>2309703
>AH. YOU HAVE ARRIVED, OLD FOES.
>BUT ALAS, YOU ARE TOO LATE. MY AWAKENING IS MERE MOMENTS AWAY
You can see more hearts and runes light up as you throw grenades, holy water, fire, petty insults and jars of piss at every one within range

The entire mountain is shaking.
>NOW IS THE TIME FOR THIS WORLD TO ONCE AGAIN FEEL THE UNBOUND POWER
>OF STRIFE

Hold. The fuck. On.
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>>2309766
"Grab on to something!"
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>>2309766
Throw my sack of bombs inside of him.
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>>2309766
Stand my ground!
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>>2309766
I hold on tight to the bones.
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We fucked up so hard ;_;
I am genuinly scared
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>>2309827
>that feel.
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>>2309798
This was me.

>>2309827
Same here.
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>>2309837
>>2309841
Try it with the music from the sub
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Moved to the sub before we fall into oblivion

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